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Copyright 1926, 1927

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UPTON SINCLAIR

UPTON SINCLAIR

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Shuffle the cards, and deal a new round of poker hands: they differ in every way from the previous round, and yet it is the same pack of cards, and the same game, with the same spirit, the players grim-faced and silent, surrounded by a haze of tobacco-smoke.

Shuffle the cards and deal a new round of poker hands: they’re completely different from the last round, yet it’s the same deck of cards and the same game, with the same vibe, the players serious and quiet, surrounded by a cloud of tobacco smoke.

So with this novel, a picture of civilization in Southern California, as the writer has observed it during eleven years’ residence. The picture is the truth, and the great mass of detail actually exists. But the cards have been shuffled; names, places, dates, details of character, episodes—everything has been dealt over again. The only personalities to be recognized in this book are three presidents of the United States who have held office during the past fifteen years. Manifestly, one could not “shuffle” these, without destroying all sense of reality. But the reader who spends his time seeking to identify oil magnates and moving picture stars will be wasting time, and perhaps doing injustice to some individual, who may happen to have shot off his toe to collect accident insurance, but may not happen to be keeping a mistress or to have bribed a cabinet official.

So with this novel, you get a depiction of life in Southern California, as the author has seen it during eleven years of living there. The depiction is true, and all the details actually exist. However, the details have been mixed up; names, places, dates, character traits, and events—everything has been reshuffled. The only figures that can be identified in this book are three presidents of the United States who have been in office over the last fifteen years. Clearly, one couldn’t “shuffle” these without losing all sense of reality. But the reader looking to identify oil tycoons and movie stars will be wasting their time, and possibly doing a disservice to someone who may have accidentally shot off his toe to claim insurance, but isn’t keeping a mistress or bribing a cabinet member.


OIL!

OIL!

A  Novel  by  Upton  Sinclair

A Novel by Upton Sinclair


CHAPTER I
THE RIDE

I

The road ran, smooth and flawless, precisely fourteen feet wide, the edges trimmed as if by shears, a ribbon of grey concrete, rolled out over the valley by a giant hand. The ground went in long waves, a slow ascent and then a sudden dip; you climbed, and went swiftly over—but you had no fear, for you knew the magic ribbon would be there, clear of obstructions, unmarred by bump or scar, waiting the passage of inflated rubber wheels revolving seven times a second. The cold wind of morning whistled by, a storm of motion, a humming and roaring with ever-shifting overtones; but you sat snug behind a tilted wind-shield, which slid the gale up over your head. Sometimes you liked to put your hand up, and feel the cold impact; sometimes you would peer around the side of the shield, and let the torrent hit your forehead, and toss your hair about. But for the most part you sat silent and dignified—because that was Dad’s way, and Dad’s way constituted the ethics of motoring.

The road was smooth and perfect, exactly fourteen feet wide, its edges trimmed like it was cut with scissors, a gray concrete strip laid out over the valley by a giant hand. The ground rose in gentle waves, then dipped suddenly; you climbed and quickly sped down—but you felt no fear, because you knew the magic strip would be there, free of obstacles, untouched by bumps or scars, waiting for the passage of inflated rubber wheels spinning seven times a second. The cold morning wind whistled by, a whirlwind of movement, a buzzing and roaring with constantly changing tones; but you sat comfortably behind a tilted windshield that deflected the gale over your head. Sometimes you liked to raise your hand and feel the cold rush; other times you would peek around the edge of the shield, letting the torrent hit your forehead and toss your hair around. But mostly you sat quietly and with dignity—because that was Dad’s way, and Dad’s way defined the ethics of driving.

Dad wore an overcoat, tan in color, soft and woolly in texture, opulent in cut, double-breasted, with big collar and big lapels and big flaps over the pockets—every place where a tailor could express munificence. The boy’s coat had been made by the same tailor, of the same soft, woolly material, with the same big collar and big lapels and big flaps. Dad wore driving gauntlets; and the same shop had had the same kind for boys. Dad wore horn-rimmed spectacles; the boy had never been taken to an oculist, but he had found in a drug-store a pair of amber-colored glasses, having horn rims the same as Dad’s. There was no hat on Dad’s head, because he believed that wind and sunshine kept your hair from falling out; so the boy also rode with tumbled locks. The only difference between them, apart from size, was that Dad had a big brown cigar, unlighted, in the corner of his mouth; a survival of the rough old days, when he had driven mule-teams and chewed tobacco.

Dad wore a tan overcoat that was soft and woolly, stylishly cut, double-breasted, with a large collar, wide lapels, and big flaps over the pockets—everywhere a tailor could show off his craftsmanship. The boy’s coat was made by the same tailor, from the same soft, woolly material, featuring the same large collar, wide lapels, and big flaps. Dad had on driving gloves, and the same shop had a similar kind for boys. Dad sported horn-rimmed glasses; the boy had never been to an eye doctor, but he found a pair of amber-colored glasses in a drugstore, with horn rims just like Dad’s. Dad didn’t wear a hat because he believed that wind and sunshine helped keep your hair from falling out, so the boy also rode with messy hair. The only difference between them, aside from size, was that Dad had a large unlit brown cigar tucked in the corner of his mouth; a remnant of the rough old days when he drove mule teams and chewed tobacco.

Fifty miles, said the speedometer; that was Dad’s rule for open country, and he never varied it, except in wet weather. Grades made no difference; the fraction of an ounce more pressure with his right foot, and the car raced on—up, up, up—until it topped the ridge, and was sailing down into the next little valley, exactly in the centre of the magic grey ribbon of concrete. The car would start to gather speed on the down grade, and Dad would lift the pressure of his foot a trifle, and let the resistance of the engine check the speed. Fifty miles was enough, said Dad; he was a man of order.

Fifty miles, said the speedometer; that was Dad’s rule for open country, and he never changed it, except in rainy weather. Grades didn’t matter; just a little more pressure with his right foot, and the car zoomed up—up, up—until it reached the top of the ridge and was gliding down into the next small valley, perfectly centered on the magic gray ribbon of concrete. The car would start to pick up speed on the downhill, and Dad would ease off the pressure on the gas just a bit, letting the engine slow it down. Fifty miles was plenty, said Dad; he was a man of order.

Far ahead, over the tops of several waves of ground, another car was coming. A small black speck, it went down out of sight, and came up bigger; the next time it was bigger yet; the next time—it was on the slope above you, rushing at you, faster and faster, a mighty projectile hurled out of a six-foot cannon. Now came a moment to test the nerve of a motorist. The magic ribbon of concrete had no stretching powers. The ground at the sides had been prepared for emergencies, but you could not always be sure how well it had been prepared, and if you went off at fifty miles an hour you would get disagreeable waverings of the wheels; you might find the neatly trimmed concrete raised several inches above the earth at the side of it, forcing you to run along on the earth until you could find a place to swing in again; there might be soft sand, which would swerve you this way and that, or wet clay which would skid you, and put a sudden end to your journey.

Far ahead, over the tops of a few waves of land, another car was approaching. It appeared as a small black dot, dipped out of sight, and then came back up larger; the next time, it was even bigger; and then—it was on the slope above you, zooming toward you, faster and faster, like a powerful projectile shot from a six-foot cannon. This was a moment that would test any driver's nerve. The smooth stretch of concrete had no ability to bend. The ground beside it had been prepared for emergencies, but you could never be entirely sure how well it had been done, and if you went off at fifty miles an hour, your wheels could start to shake; you might discover that the neatly paved concrete was several inches higher than the ground beside it, forcing you to drive along on the dirt until you could find a spot to merge back in; there could be soft sand, which would toss you around, or wet clay that would make you skid and abruptly end your journey.

So the laws of good driving forbade you to go off the magic ribbon except in extreme emergencies. You were ethically entitled to several inches of margin at the right-hand edge; and the man approaching you was entitled to an equal number of inches; which left a remainder of inches between the two projectiles as they shot by. It sounds risky as one tells it, but the heavens are run on the basis of similar calculations, and while collisions do happen, they leave time enough in between for universes to be formed, and successful careers conducted by men of affairs.

So the rules of safe driving said you shouldn’t leave the designated lane unless it was an absolute emergency. You had the right to a few inches of space on the right edge, and the driver coming toward you had the same amount; that left just enough space between the two vehicles as they passed each other. It sounds dangerous when you describe it, but the universe operates on similar principles, and while accidents do occur, there’s enough time in between for new worlds to be created and successful lives to be lived by businesspeople.

“Whoosh!” went the other projectile, hurtling past; a loud, swift “Whoosh!” with no tapering off at the end. You had a glimpse of another man with horn-rimmed spectacles like yourself, with a similar grip of two hands upon a steering-wheel, and a similar cataleptic fixation of the eyes. You never looked back; for at fifty miles an hour, your business is with the things that lie before you, and the past is past—or shall we say that the passed are passed? Presently would come another car, and again it would be necessary for you to leave the comfortable centre of the concrete ribbon, and content yourself with a precisely estimated one-half minus a certain number of inches. Each time, you were staking your life upon your ability to place your car upon the exact line—and upon the ability and willingness of the unknown other party to do the same. You watched his projectile in the instant of hurtling at you, and if you saw that he was not making the necessary concession, you knew that you were encountering that most dangerous of all two-legged mammalian creatures, the road-hog. Or maybe it was a drunken man, or just a woman—there was no time to find out; you had the thousandth part of a second in which to shift your steering-wheel the tenth part of an inch, and run your right wheels off onto the dirt.

"Whoosh!" went another vehicle, speeding by; a loud, quick "Whoosh!" that didn't fade at the end. You caught a glimpse of another guy wearing horn-rimmed glasses like yours, gripping the steering wheel with both hands, and staring blankly. You never looked back; at fifty miles an hour, you focus on what's ahead, and the past is just that—or should we say, what's past is past? Soon another car would appear, and again you'd have to leave the comfortable center of the concrete strip and squeeze into a precisely estimated spot, making sure to avoid a couple of inches of error. Each time, you were risking your life based on your ability to place your car exactly right—and on the ability and willingness of the other driver to do the same. You watched their vehicle as it rushed toward you, and if you saw they weren't making the necessary adjustment, you realized you were dealing with that most dangerous of all two-legged creatures, the road hog. Or maybe it was a drunk, or just a woman—there was no time to figure it out; you had a thousandth of a second to shift your steering wheel just a tiny bit and get your right wheels off onto the dirt.

That might happen only once or twice in the course of a day’s driving. When it did, Dad had one invariable formula; he would shift the cigar a bit in his mouth and mutter: “Damn fool!” It was the only cuss-word the one-time mule-driver permitted himself in the presence of the boy; and it had no profane significance—it was simply the scientific term for road-hogs, and drunken men, and women driving cars; as well as for loads of hay, and furniture-vans, and big motor-trucks which blocked the road on curves; and for cars with trailers, driving too rapidly, and swinging from side to side; and for Mexicans in tumble-down buggies, who failed to keep out on the dirt where they belonged, but came wabbling onto the concrete—and right while a car was coming in the other direction, so that you had to jam on your foot-brake, and grab the hand-brake, and bring the car to a halt with a squealing and grinding, and worse yet a sliding of tires. If there is anything a motorist considers disgraceful it is to “skid his tires”; and Dad had the conviction that some day there would be a speed law turned inside out—it would be forbidden to drive less than forty miles an hour on state highways, and people who wanted to drive spavined horses to tumble-down buggies would either go cross-lots or stay at home.

That might happen only once or twice during a day of driving. When it did, Dad had one consistent reaction; he would shift the cigar a bit in his mouth and mutter: “Damn fool!” It was the only swear word the former mule-driver allowed himself in front of the boy; and it had no real curse meaning—it was just the technical term for road hogs, drunk drivers, and women behind the wheel; as well as for loads of hay, furniture trucks, and big rigs that blocked the road on curves; and for cars with trailers, going too fast and swerving from side to side; and for Mexicans in dilapidated buggies, who didn’t stick to the dirt where they belonged, but wobbled onto the concrete—and right as another car was approaching, forcing you to slam on your foot brakes, yank the hand brake, and stop the car with squealing, grinding, and worst of all, tire sliding. If there’s anything a driver finds embarrassing, it’s to “skid his tires”; and Dad believed that someday there would be a speed law flipped on its head—it would be illegal to drive less than forty miles per hour on state highways, and people who wanted to drive broken-down horses to run-down buggies would either have to take shortcuts or just stay home.

II

A barrier of mountains lay across the road. Far off, they had been blue, with a canopy of fog on top; they lay in tumbled masses, one summit behind another, and more summits peeking over, fainter in color, and mysterious. You knew you had to go up there, and it was interesting to guess where a road might break in. As you came nearer, the great masses changed color—green, or grey, or tawny yellow. No trees grew upon them, but bushes of a hundred shades. They were spotted with rocks, black, white, brown, or red; also with the pale flames of the yucca, a plant which reared a thick stem ten feet or more in the air, and covered it with small flowers in a huge mass, exactly the shape of a candle-flame, but one that never flickered in the wind.

A range of mountains stretched across the road. In the distance, they looked blue with a layer of fog on top; they were a jumble of peaks, one behind another, with more summits rising up, lighter in color and mysterious. You knew you had to go up there, and it was intriguing to guess where a road might break through. As you got closer, the massive shapes changed colors—green, gray, or tawny yellow. No trees grew on them, but there were bushes in a hundred different shades. They were dotted with rocks—black, white, brown, or red; also the pale flames of the yucca, a plant that shot up a thick stem ten feet or more into the air, covered in small flowers that formed a huge mass, shaped exactly like a candle flame, but one that never flickered in the wind.

The road began to climb in earnest; it swung around the shoulder of a hill, and there was a sign in red letters: “Guadalupe Grade: Speed limit on curves 15 miles per hour.” Dad gave no evidence that he knew how to read, either that sign, or his speedometer. Dad understood that signs were for people who did not know how to drive; for the initiate few the rule was, whatever speed left you on your own half of the highway. In this case the road lay on the right side of the pass; you had the mountain on your right, and hugged it closely as you swung round the turns; the other fellow had the outside edge, and in the cheerful phrase of the time, it was “his funeral.”

The road started to climb seriously; it curved around the side of a hill, and there was a sign in red letters: "Guadalupe Grade: Speed limit on curves 15 miles per hour." Dad didn’t show any signs that he could read, whether that sign or his speedometer. Dad thought signs were for people who didn’t know how to drive; for those who did, the rule was, whatever speed kept you on your side of the highway. In this case, the road was on the right side of the pass; the mountain was on your right, and you had to stay close to it as you rounded the turns; the other driver had the outside edge, and in the cheerful phrase of the time, it was "his funeral."

Another concession Dad made—wherever the bend was to the right, so that the mass of the mountain obstructed the road, he sounded his horn. It was a big, commanding horn, hidden away somewhere under the capacious hood of the car; a horn for a man whose business took him on flying trips over a district big enough for an ancient empire; who had important engagements waiting at the end of his journey, and who went through, day or night, fair weather or foul. The voice of his horn was sharp and military; there was in it no undertone of human kindness. At fifty miles an hour there is no place for such emotions—what you want is for people to get out of the way, and do it quick, and you tell them so. “Whanhnh!” said the horn—a sound you must make through your nose, for the horn was one big nose. A sudden swing of the highway—“Whanhnh!”—and then an elbow jutting out and another swing—“Whanhnh!”—so you went winding up, up, and the rocky walls of Guadalupe Pass resounded to the strange new cry—“Whanhnh! Whanhnh!” The birds looked about in alarm, and the ground-squirrels dived into their sandy entrance-holes, and ranchmen driving rickety Fords down the grade, and tourists coming to Southern California with all their chickens and dogs and babies and mattresses and tin pans tied onto the running-boards—these swung out to the last perilous inch of the highway, and the low, swift roadster sped on: “Whanhnh! Whanhnh!”

Another concession Dad made—whenever the road bent to the right, causing the mountain to block the way, he honked his horn. It was a big, powerful horn, tucked away somewhere under the spacious hood of the car; a horn for a man whose job required him to make quick trips over a territory large enough for an ancient empire; who had important appointments waiting at the end of his journey, and who drove through day or night, in good weather or bad. The sound of his horn was sharp and commanding; it carried no hint of human warmth. At fifty miles an hour, there’s no room for such feelings—what you want is for people to move aside, and fast, and that’s exactly what you tell them. “Whanhnh!” went the horn—a noise you had to make through your nose, because the horn was like one big nose. A sudden curve in the road—“Whanhnh!”—then an elbow sticking out and another curve—“Whanhnh!”—so you wound up, up, and the rocky walls of Guadalupe Pass echoed the strange new sound—“Whanhnh! Whanhnh!” The birds looked around in shock, and the ground squirrels darted into their sandy burrows, while ranchers driving beat-up Fords down the slope, and tourists arriving in Southern California with all their chickens, dogs, babies, mattresses, and tin pans strapped to the running boards—these all swerved to the very edge of the highway, and the low, fast roadster zoomed on: “Whanhnh! Whanhnh!”

Any boy will tell you that this is glorious. Whoopee! you bet! Sailing along up there close to the clouds, with an engine full of power, magically harnessed, subject to the faintest pressure from the ball of your foot. The power of ninety horses—think of that! Suppose you had had ninety horses out there in front of you, forty-five pairs in a long line, galloping around the side of a mountain, wouldn’t that make your pulses jump? And this magic ribbon of concrete laid out for you, winding here and there, feeling its way upward with hardly a variation of grade, taking off the shoulder of a mountain, cutting straight through the apex of another, diving into the black belly of a third; twisting, turning, tilting inward on the outside curves, tilting outward on the inside curves, so that you were always balanced, always safe—and with a white-painted line marking the centre, so that you always knew exactly where you had a right to be—what magic had done all this?

Any kid will tell you that this is amazing. Wow! You bet! Sailing up there close to the clouds, with a powerful engine, responding to the slightest pressure from the ball of your foot. The power of ninety horses—think about that! Imagine having ninety horses in front of you, forty-five pairs in a long line, galloping around the side of a mountain; wouldn’t that get your heart racing? And this magical concrete ribbon laid out for you, winding here and there, smoothly climbing up with hardly any change in elevation, taking off from one mountain, cutting straight through the peak of another, diving into the dark belly of a third; twisting, turning, leaning inward on the outside curves, leaning outward on the inside curves, so you were always balanced, always safe—and with a white-painted line in the middle, so you always knew exactly where you were supposed to be—what kind of magic made all this happen?

Dad had explained it—money had done it. Men of money had said the word, and surveyors and engineers had come, and diggers by the thousand, swarming Mexicans and Indians, bronze of skin, armed with picks and shovels; and great steam shovels with long hanging lobster-claws of steel; derricks with wide swinging arms, scrapers and grading machines, steel drills and blasting men with dynamite, rock-crushers, and concrete mixers that ate sacks of cement by the thousand, and drank water from a flour-stained hose, and had round steel bellies that turned all day with a grinding noise. All these had come, and for a year or two they had toiled, and yard by yard they had unrolled the magic ribbon.

Dad explained it—money was the reason. Wealthy men called the shots, and surveyors and engineers showed up, along with thousands of laborers, Mexicans and Indians, with bronze skin, armed with picks and shovels; and massive steam shovels with long, claw-like arms made of steel; cranes with wide swinging arms, scrapers and grading machines, steel drills, and workers with dynamite, rock crushers, and concrete mixers that devoured sacks of cement by the thousand and gulped water from a dusty hose, with round steel bodies that churned all day with a grinding noise. All of these had arrived, and for a year or two they had worked, and inch by inch they had laid out the magical path.

Never since the world began had there been men of power equal to this. And Dad was one of them; he could do things like that, he was on his way to do something like that now. At seven o’clock this evening, in the lobby of the Imperial Hotel at Beach City, a man would be waiting, Ben Skutt, the oil-scout, whom Dad described as his “lease-hound”; he would have a big “proposition” all lined up, and the papers ready for signature. So it was that Dad had a right to have the road clear; that was the meaning of the sharp military voice of the horn, speaking through its nose: “Whanhnh! Whanhnh! Dad is coming! Get out of the way! Whanhnh! Whanhnh!”

Never since the beginning of time had there been powerful men like this. And Dad was one of them; he could pull off things like that, and he was on his way to do something just like it now. At seven o’clock this evening, in the lobby of the Imperial Hotel in Beach City, a man named Ben Skutt, the oil scout, would be waiting. Dad called him his “lease hound”; he would have a big “proposition” ready, along with the papers for signing. So Dad had every right to have the road clear; that was the meaning behind the sharp, military tone of the horn, sounding off like this: “Whanhnh! Whanhnh! Dad is coming! Get out of the way! Whanhnh! Whanhnh!”

The boy sat, eager-eyed, alert; he was seeing the world, in a fashion men had dreamed in the days of Haroun al Raschid—from a magic horse that galloped on top of the clouds, from a magic carpet that went sailing through the air. It was a giant’s panorama unrolling itself; new vistas opening at every turn, valleys curving below you, hilltops rising above you, processions of ranges, far as your eye could reach. Now that you were in the heart of the range, you saw that there were trees in the deep gorges, towering old pine trees, gnarled by storms and split by lightning; or clumps of live oaks that made pleasant spaces like English parks. But up on the tops there was only brush, now fresh with the brief spring green; mesquite and sage and other desert plants, that had learned to bloom quickly, while there was water, and then stand the long baking drought. They were spotted with orange-colored patches of dodder, a plant that grew in long threads like corn-silk, weaving a garment on top of the other plants; it killed them—but there were plenty more.

The boy sat, eyes wide and alert; he was seeing the world in a way that people had imagined in the days of Haroun al Raschid—like riding a magic horse galloping on clouds or flying on a magic carpet. It was a giant’s view unfolding before him, with new landscapes appearing at every turn, valleys curling below and hilltops rising above, a procession of mountain ranges stretching as far as he could see. Now that he was in the heart of the range, he noticed trees in the deep gorges—tall, old pine trees twisted by storms and scarred by lightning; or clusters of live oaks that created inviting spaces like English parks. But up on the peaks, there was only brush, now bright with the short-lived spring green—mesquite, sage, and other desert plants that had adapted to bloom quickly while water was available, then endure the long, scorching drought. They were dotted with orange patches of dodder, a plant that grew in long strands like corn silk, weaving a dress over the other plants; it suffocated them—but there were plenty more.

Other hills were all rock, of an endless variety of color. You saw surfaces mottled and spotted like the skins of beasts—tawny leopards, and creatures red and grey or black and white, whose names you did not know. There were hills made of boulders, scattered as if giants had been throwing them in battle; there were blocks piled up, as if the children of giants had grown tired of play. Rocks towered like cathedral arches over the road; through such an arch you swung out into view of a gorge, yawning below, with a stout white barrier to protect you as you made the turn. Out of the clouds overhead a great bird came sailing; his wings collapsed as if he had been shot, and he dived into the abyss. “Was that an eagle?” asked the boy. “Buzzard,” answered Dad, who had no romance in him.

Other hills were just rock, in a never-ending mix of colors. You saw surfaces that were mottled and spotted like animal skins—tawny leopards and creatures red, gray, or black and white, whose names you didn’t know. Some hills were made of boulders, scattered like giants had thrown them in a fight; there were blocks piled up, as if the giants' kids had grown tired of playing. Rocks rose like cathedral arches above the road; through one of those arches, you came into view of a gorge, gaping below, with a thick white barrier to protect you as you turned. Out of the clouds above, a huge bird came gliding; its wings folded as if it had been shot, and it plunged into the abyss. “Was that an eagle?” the boy asked. “Buzzard,” Dad replied, lacking any sense of romance.

Higher and higher they climbed, the engine purring softly, one unvarying note. Underneath the wind-shield were dials and gauges in complicated array: a speedometer with a little red line showing exactly how fast you were going; a clock, and an oil gauge, a gas gauge, an ammeter, and a thermometer that mounted slowly on a long grade like this. All these things were in Dad’s consciousness—a still more complicated machine. For, after all, what was ninety horsepower compared with a million dollar power? An engine might break down, but Dad’s mind had the efficiency of an eclipse of the sun. They were due at the top of the grade by ten o’clock; and the boy’s attitude was that of the old farmer with a new gold watch, who stood on his front-porch in the early morning, remarking, “If that sun don’t get over the hill in three minutes, she’s late.”

Higher and higher they climbed, the engine humming softly, a steady sound. Below the windshield were dials and gauges arranged in a complex way: a speedometer with a little red line indicating exactly how fast they were going; a clock, an oil gauge, a gas gauge, an ammeter, and a thermometer that rose slowly on a steep incline like this. All these details occupied Dad’s mind—a much more complicated machine. After all, what was ninety horsepower compared to a million-dollar engine? An engine might fail, but Dad’s mind worked with the precision of a solar eclipse. They were expected to reach the top of the hill by ten o’clock; and the boy’s attitude was like that of an old farmer with a new gold watch, standing on his porch in the early morning, saying, “If that sun doesn’t make it over the hill in three minutes, it’s late.”

III

But something went wrong and spoiled the schedule. You had got up into the fog, and cold white veils were sweeping your face. You could see all right, but the fog had wet the road, and there was clay on it, a combination that left the most skilful driver helpless. Dad’s quick eye noted it, and he slowed down; a fortunate thing, for the car began to slide, and almost touched the white wooden barrier that guarded the outer edge.

But something went wrong and messed up the schedule. You had driven into the fog, and cold white veils were brushing against your face. You could see well enough, but the fog had dampened the road, and there was mud on it, a mix that left even the most skilled driver powerless. Dad’s sharp eye caught it, and he slowed down; it was a lucky move, because the car started to skid and nearly hit the white wooden barrier that protected the outer edge.

They started again, creeping along, in low gear, so that they could stop quickly; five miles the speedometer showed, then three miles; then another slide, and Dad said “Damn”. They wouldn’t stand that very long, the boy knew; “Chains”, he thought, and they drew up close against the side of the hill, on an inside curve where cars coming from either direction could see them. The boy opened the door at his side and popped out; the father descended gravely, and took off his overcoat and laid it in the seat; he took off his coat and laid that in the same way—for clothing was part of a man’s dignity, a symbol of his rise in life, and never to be soiled or crumpled. He unfastened his cuffs and rolled up the sleeves—each motion precisely followed by the boy. At the rear of the car was a flat compartment with a sloping cover, which Dad opened with a key; one of a great number of keys, each precisely known to him, each symbolical of efficiency and order. Having got out the chains, and fastened them upon the rear tires, Dad wiped his hands on the fog-laden plants by the roadside; the boy did the same, liking the coldness of the shining globes of water. There was a clean rag in the compartment, kept there for drying your hands, and changed every so often. The two donned their coats again, and resumed their places, and the car set out, a little faster now, but still cautiously, and away off the schedule.

They started again, creeping along in low gear so they could stop quickly; the speedometer showed five miles, then three miles; then another slide, and Dad said, “Damn.” The boy knew they wouldn't be able to handle that for long; “Chains,” he thought, and they pulled up close against the side of the hill on an inside curve where cars coming from either direction could see them. The boy opened the door on his side and jumped out; his father got out seriously, took off his overcoat, and laid it in the seat; he took off his coat and laid that down the same way—after all, clothing was part of a man’s dignity, a symbol of his success, and should never be soiled or wrinkled. He unfastened his cuffs and rolled up the sleeves—each movement was precisely mirrored by the boy. At the back of the car was a flat compartment with a sloping cover, which Dad unlocked with one of the many keys he had, each one representing efficiency and order. After getting out the chains and fastening them onto the rear tires, Dad wiped his hands on the dew-covered plants by the roadside; the boy did the same, enjoying the coldness of the shiny droplets of water. There was a clean rag in the compartment, kept there for drying hands, and it was changed every so often. The two put their coats back on, took their places again, and the car set off, a little faster now, but still cautiously and off-schedule.

“Guadalupe Grade: Height of Land: Caution: Fifteen miles per hour on curves.” So ran the sign; they were creeping down now, in low gear, holding back the car, which resented it, and shook impatiently. Dad had his spectacles in his lap, because the fog had blurred them; it had filled his hair with moisture, and was trickling down his forehead into his eyes. It was fun to breathe it and feel the cold; it was fun to reach over and sound the horn—Dad would let you do it now, all you wanted. A car came creeping towards them out of the mist, likewise tooting lustily; it was a Ford, puffing from the climb, with steam coming out of the radiator.

“Guadalupe Grade: Height of Land: Caution: Fifteen miles per hour on curves.” The sign read as they slowly made their way down, in low gear, holding the car back, which didn’t like it and shook with impatience. Dad had his glasses resting in his lap because the fog had made them blurry; it had dampened his hair and was dripping down his forehead into his eyes. Breathing in the cold, foggy air was fun; it was fun to reach over and honk the horn—Dad would let you do it now, as much as you wanted. A car came slowly toward them out of the mist, honking back enthusiastically; it was a Ford, huffing from the uphill climb, with steam rising from the radiator.

Then suddenly the fog grew thinner; a few wisps more, and it was gone; they were free, and the car leaped forward into a view—oh, wonderful! Hill below hill dropping away, and a landscape spread out, as far as forever; you wanted wings, so as to dive down there, to sail out over the hilltops and the flat plains. What was the use of speed limits, and curves, and restraining gears and brakes?—“Dry my spectacles,” said Dad, prosaically. Scenery was all right, but he had to keep to the right of the white-painted line on the road. “Whanhnh! Whanhnh!” said the horn, on all the outside curves.

Then suddenly the fog got thinner; just a few more wisps, and it disappeared; they were free, and the car surged forward into a view—oh, amazing! Hills stacked one below the other dropping away, and a landscape stretched out as far as the eye could see; you felt like you wanted wings, to dive down there, to soar over the hilltops and the flat plains. What was the point of speed limits, curves, restraining gears, and brakes?—“Wipe my glasses,” Dad said flatly. The scenery was nice, but he had to stick to the right of the white line on the road. “Beeep! Beeep!” went the horn on all the outside curves.

They slid down, and little by little the scenery disappeared; they were common mortals, back on earth. The curves broadened out, they left the last shoulder of the last hill, and before them was a long, straight descent; the wind began to whistle, and the figures to creep past the red line on the speedometer. They were making up for lost time. Whee! How the trees and telegraph poles went whizzing! Sixty miles now; some people might have been scared, but no sensible person would be scared while Dad was at the wheel.

They slid down, and little by little the scenery faded away; they were just regular people again, back on earth. The curves smoothed out, they left the last shoulder of the last hill, and ahead of them was a long, straight drop; the wind started to whistle, and the numbers crept up on the speedometer. They were making up for lost time. Whee! Look how the trees and telephone poles zipped by! Sixty miles an hour now; some people might have been scared, but no sensible person would be worried while Dad was driving.

But suddenly the car began to slow up; you could feel yourself sliding forward in your seat, and the little red line showed fifty, forty, thirty. The road lay straight ahead, there was no other car in sight, yet Dad’s foot was on the brake. The boy looked up inquiringly. “Sit still,” said the man. “Don’t look round. A speed-trap!”

But suddenly the car started to slow down; you could feel yourself sliding forward in your seat, and the little red line indicated fifty, forty, thirty. The road stretched straight ahead, and there was no other car in sight, yet Dad had his foot on the brake. The boy looked up curiously. “Stay still,” the man said. “Don’t look around. A speed trap!”

Oho! An adventure to make a boy’s heart jump! He wanted to look and see, but understood that he must sit rigid, staring out in front, utterly innocent. They had never driven any faster than thirty miles per hour in their lives, and if any traffic-officer thought he had seen them coming faster down the grade, that was purely an optical delusion, the natural error of a man whose occupation destroyed his faith in human nature. Yes, it must be a dreadful thing to be a “speed-cop”, and have the whole human race for your enemy! To stoop to disreputable actions—hiding yourself in bushes, holding a stop-watch in hand, and with a confederate at a certain measured distance down the road, also holding a stop-watch, and with a telephone line connecting the two of them, so they could keep tab on motorists who passed! They had even invented a device of mirrors, which could be set up by the roadside, so that one man could get the flash of a car as it passed, and keep the time. This was a trouble the motorist had to keep incessant watch for; at the slightest sign of anything suspicious, he must slow up quickly—and yet not too quickly—no, just a natural slowing, such as any man would employ if he should discover that he had accidentally, for the briefest moment, exceeded ever so slightly the limits of complete safety in driving.

Ooh! An adventure that makes a boy's heart race! He wanted to look and see, but he knew he had to sit still, staring straight ahead, completely innocent. They had never driven faster than thirty miles per hour in their lives, and if any traffic officer thought he saw them speeding down the hill, that was just an optical illusion, the natural mistake of someone whose job made him lose faith in humanity. Yes, it must be terrible to be a "speed cop" and have the entire human race as your enemy! To resort to sneaky tactics—hiding in bushes, holding a stopwatch, while a partner stands a certain distance down the road, also holding a stopwatch, with a phone line connecting them to keep track of passing drivers! They even created a device with mirrors that could be set up by the roadside so one person could catch the flash of a car as it zoomed by and time it. This was a constant worry for the driver; at the first hint of anything suspicious, he had to slow down quickly—but not too quickly—no, just a natural slow down, like anyone would do if they realized, even for a moment, that they had slightly exceeded the safe driving limits.

“That fellow will be following us,” said Dad. He had a little mirror mounted in front of his eyes, so that he could keep tab on such enemies of the human race; but the boy could not see into the mirror, so he had to sit on pins and needles, missing the fun.

“That guy will be following us,” Dad said. He had a small mirror set up in front of his eyes so he could keep an eye on those enemies of humanity; but the boy couldn’t see the mirror, so he had to sit there anxiously, missing out on the fun.

“Do you see anything?”

“Do you see anything?”

“No, not yet; but he’ll come; he knows we were speeding. He puts himself on that straight grade, because everybody goes fast at such a place.” There you saw the debased nature of the “speed-cop”! He chose a spot where it was perfectly safe to go fast, and where he knew that everyone would be impatient, having been held in so long by the curves up in the mountains, and by the wet roads! That was how much they cared for fair play, those “speed-cops”!

“No, not yet; but he’ll come; he knows we were speeding. He positions himself on that straight stretch because everyone goes fast there.” There you see the twisted nature of the “speed-cop”! He picked a spot where it was totally safe to speed, knowing that everyone would be eager to go fast after being held back by the winding roads in the mountains and the wet pavement! That’s how much they cared about fair play, those “speed-cops”!

They crept along at thirty miles an hour; the lawful limit in those benighted times, back in 1912. It took all the thrill out of motoring, and it knocked the schedule to pot. The boy had a vision of Ben Skutt, the “lease-hound”, sitting in the lobby of the Imperial Hotel at Beach City; there would be others waiting, also—there were always dozens waiting, grave matters of business with “big money” at stake. You would hear Dad at the long distance telephone, and he would consult his watch, and figure the number of miles to be made, and make his appointment accordingly; and then he had to be there—nothing must stop him. If there were a breakdown of the car, he would take out their suit-cases, and lock the car, hail a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town, and there rent the best car he could find—or buy it outright if need be—and drive on, leaving the old car to be towed in and repaired. Nothing could stop Dad!

They crawled along at thirty miles an hour, the legal limit back in those dark times of 1912. It took all the excitement out of driving and messed up the schedule. The boy imagined Ben Skutt, the “lease-hound,” sitting in the lobby of the Imperial Hotel in Beach City; there would be others there too—there were always dozens, all serious about business with “big money” on the line. You could hear Dad on the long-distance phone, checking his watch, calculating the miles to cover, and setting his appointment accordingly; then he had to be there—nothing could hold him back. If the car broke down, he would take out their suitcases, lock the car, wave down a passing driver, and catch a ride to the next town, where he would rent the best car he could find—or even buy it outright if necessary—and keep going, leaving the old car to be towed in for repairs. Nothing could stop Dad!

But now he was creeping along at thirty miles! “What’s the matter?” asked the boy, and received the answer: “Judge Larkey!” Oh, sure enough! They were in San Geronimo County, where the terrible Judge Larkey was sending speeders to jail! Never would the boy forget that day, when Dad had been compelled to put all his engagements aside, and travel back to San Geronimo, to appear in court and be scolded by this elderly autocrat. Most of the time you did not undergo such indignities; you simply displayed your card to the “speed-cop”, showing that you were a member of the Automobile Club, and he would nod politely, and hand you a little slip with the amount of your “bail” noted on it, proportioned to the speed you had been caught at; you mailed a check for the amount, and heard and thought no more about it.

But now he was creeping along at thirty miles an hour! “What’s wrong?” asked the boy, and got the answer: “Judge Larkey!” Oh, of course! They were in San Geronimo County, where the dreaded Judge Larkey was sending speeders to jail! The boy would never forget that day when Dad had to drop everything and travel back to San Geronimo to go to court and be lectured by this old autocrat. Most of the time, you didn’t have to deal with such humiliation; you just showed your card to the “speed cop,” proving that you were a member of the Automobile Club, and he would nod politely and give you a little slip with your “bail” amount written on it, based on how fast you were going when you got caught; you mailed a check for that amount and didn’t think about it again.

But here in San Geronimo County they had got nasty, and Dad had told Judge Larkey what he thought of the custom of setting “speed-traps”—officers hiding in the bushes and spying on citizens; it was undignified, and taught motorists to regard officers of the law as enemies. The Judge had tried to be smart, and asked Dad if he had ever thought of the possibility that burglars also might come to regard officers of the law as enemies. The newspapers had put that on the front page all over the state: “Oil Operator Objects to Speed Law: J. Arnold Ross Says He Will Change It.” Dad’s friends kidded him about that, but he stuck it out—sooner or later he was going to make them change that law, and sure enough he did, and you owe to him the fact that there are no more “speed-traps,” but officers have to ride the roads in uniform, and if you watch your little mirror, you can go as fast as you please.

But here in San Geronimo County things had gotten ugly, and Dad told Judge Larkey exactly what he thought about the practice of setting up “speed traps”—officers hiding in the bushes and watching people; it was undignified and made drivers see law enforcement as adversaries. The Judge tried to be clever and asked Dad if he had ever considered that burglars might also start viewing officers as enemies. The newspapers splashed that on the front page all over the state: “Oil Operator Objects to Speed Law: J. Arnold Ross Says He Will Change It.” Dad's friends teased him about it, but he held firm—sooner or later he was going to get that law changed, and sure enough, he did, and you can thank him for the fact that there are no more “speed traps.” Now officers have to patrol the roads in uniform, and if you keep an eye on your rearview mirror, you can drive as fast as you like.

IV

They came to a little house by the roadside, with a shed that you drove under, and a round-bellied object, half glass and half red paint, that meant gasoline for sale. “Free Air,” read a sign, and Dad drew up, and told the man to take off his chains. The man brought a jack and lifted the car; and the boy, who was always on the ground the instant the car stopped, opened the rear compartment and got out the little bag for the chains to go in. Also he got out the “grease-gun”, and unwrapped that. “Grease is cheaper than steel,” Dad would say. He had many such maxims, a whole modern Book of Proverbs which the boy learned by heart. It was not that Dad was anxious to save the money; nor was it that he had grease to sell and not steel; it was the general principle of doing things right, of paying respect to a beautiful piece of machinery.

They pulled up to a small house by the side of the road, with a covered area you could drive under and a round object, half glass and half painted red, that indicated gas was available. “Free Air,” read a sign, and Dad parked the car and told the guy to take off the chains. The guy brought a jack and lifted the car; and the boy, who was always on the ground as soon as the car stopped, opened the trunk and got out the little bag for the chains. He also pulled out the “grease-gun” and unwrapped it. “Grease is cheaper than steel,” Dad would say. He had a lot of sayings like that, a whole modern Book of Proverbs that the boy memorized. It wasn’t that Dad was trying to save money; nor was it because he had grease to sell instead of steel; it was about the principle of doing things right and showing respect for a well-made piece of machinery.

Dad had got out, to stretch his legs. He was a big figure of a man, filling every inch of the opulent overcoat. His cheeks were rosy, and always fresh from the razor; but at second glance you noted little pockets of flesh about his eyes, and a network of wrinkles. His hair was grey; he had had many cares, and was getting old. His features were big and his whole face round, but he had a solid jaw, which he could set in ugly determination. For the most part, however, his expression was placid, rather bovine, and his thoughts came slowly and stayed a long time. On occasions such as the present he would show a genial side—he liked to talk with the plain sort of folks he met along the road, folks of his own sort, who did not notice his extremely crude English; folks who weren’t trying to get any money out of him—at least not enough to matter.

Dad had stepped out to stretch his legs. He was a large man, filling every inch of his fancy overcoat. His cheeks were rosy and always freshly shaven; but upon closer inspection, you noticed little pouches of flesh around his eyes and a network of wrinkles. His hair was grey; he had been through a lot and was aging. His features were large, and his face was round, but he had a strong jaw that he could set with stubborn determination. For the most part, though, his expression was calm, somewhat cow-like, and his thoughts came slowly and lingered for a while. In moments like this, he would show a friendly side—he enjoyed chatting with the regular people he encountered along the way, people like him who didn't care about his very basic English; people who weren’t trying to get any money from him—at least not enough to matter.

He was pleased to tell this man at the “filling station” about the weather up there in the pass; yes, the fog was thick—delayed them quite a bit—bad place for skidding. Lots of cars got into trouble up there, said the man—that soil was dobe, slick as glass; have to trench the road better. Quite a job that, Dad thought—taking off the side of the mountain. The man said the fog was going now—lots of “high fog” in the month of May, but generally it cleared up by noon. The man wanted to know if Dad needed any gas, and Dad said no, they had got a supply before they tackled the grade. The truth was, Dad was particular, he didn’t like to use any gas but his own make; but he wouldn’t say that to the man, because it might hurt the man’s feelings.

He was glad to tell this guy at the “filling station” about the weather up in the pass; yeah, the fog was really thick—it held them up quite a bit—it was a bad spot for skidding. A lot of cars got into trouble up there, the guy said—that soil was dobe, slick as glass; they really needed to trench the road better. Dad thought that sounded like quite a job—taking off the side of the mountain. The guy said the fog was lifting now—there was a lot of “high fog” in May, but it usually cleared up by noon. The guy asked if Dad needed any gas, and Dad said no, they had filled up before they hit the grade. The truth was, Dad was picky; he didn’t like to use any gas except his own brand; but he didn’t want to say that to the guy because it might hurt his feelings.

He handed the man a silver dollar for his services, and the man started to get change, but Dad said never mind the change; the man was quite overwhelmed by that, and put up his finger in a kind of salute, and it was evident he realized he was dealing with a “big man.” Dad was used to such scenes, of course, but it never failed to bring a little glow to his heart; he went about with a supply of silver dollars and half dollars jingling in his pocket, so that all with whom he had dealings might share that spiritual warmth. “Poor devils,” he would say, “they don’t get much.” He knew, because he had been one of them, and he never lost an opportunity to explain it to the boy. To him it was real, and to the boy it was romantic.

He handed the guy a silver dollar for his help, and the guy started to get change, but Dad said to forget about it; the guy was really surprised by that and raised his finger in a sort of salute, clearly realizing he was dealing with a “big man.” Dad was used to moments like that, of course, but it always gave him a little thrill; he walked around with a stash of silver dollars and half dollars jingling in his pocket so that everyone he dealt with could experience that warmth. “Poor guys,” he would say, “they don’t get much.” He knew because he had been one of them, and he never missed a chance to explain it to the boy. To him, it was real, and to the boy, it was romantic.

Behind the “filling station” was a little cabinet, decorously marked, “Gents.” Dad called this the “emptying station”, and that was a joke over which they chuckled. But it was a strictly family joke, Dad explained; it must not be passed on, for other people would be shocked by it. Other people were “queer”; but just why they were queer was something not yet explained.

Behind the "filling station" was a small cabinet, appropriately labeled "Gents." Dad referred to it as the "emptying station," and that was a joke that made them laugh. But it was a private family joke, Dad clarified; it shouldn't be shared because other people would be offended by it. Other people were "strange"; but the reason they were strange wasn't explained yet.

They took their seats in the car, and were about to start, when who should come riding up behind them—the “speed-cop”! Yes, Dad was right, the man had been following them, and he seemed to scowl when he saw them. They had no business with him, so they drove on; doubtless he would take the filling station as a place to hide, and watch for speeders, said Dad. And so it proved. They had gone for a mile or two, at their tiresome pace of thirty, when a horn sounded behind them, and a car went swiftly by. They let it go, and half a minute later Dad, looking into his little mirror, remarked: “Here comes the cop!” The boy turned round, and saw the motor-cycle pass them with a roaring of the engine. The boy leaped up and down in the seat. “It’s a race! It’s a race! Oh, Dad, let’s follow them!”

They got into the car and were about to take off when who should roll up behind them—the “speed cop”! Dad was right; the guy had been tailing them, and he looked annoyed when he spotted them. They had nothing to do with him, so they drove on; Dad figured he would use the gas station as a hideout and keep an eye out for speeders. And that’s exactly what happened. They were cruising along at their slow pace of thirty when a horn blared behind them, and a car zoomed past. They let it go, and half a minute later, Dad checked his little mirror and said, “Here comes the cop!” The boy turned around and saw the motorcycle whiz by with its engine roaring. The boy jumped up and down in his seat. “It’s a race! It’s a race! Oh, Dad, let’s follow them!”

Dad was not too old to have some sporting spirit left; besides, it was a convenience to have the enemy out in front, where you could watch him, and he couldn’t watch you. Dad’s car leaped forward, and the figures again crept past the red line of the speedometer—thirty-five—forty—forty-five—fifty—fifty-five. The boy was half lifted out of his seat, his eyes shining and his hands clenched.

Dad wasn't too old to still have some competitive spirit; plus, it was convenient to have the opponent ahead, where you could see them, but they couldn't see you. Dad's car surged forward, and the needle crept past the red line on the speedometer—thirty-five—forty—forty-five—fifty—fifty-five. The boy was half out of his seat, his eyes sparkling and his hands clenched.

The concrete ribbon had come to an end; there was now a dirt road, wide and level, winding in slow curves through a country of gentle hills, planted in wheat. The road was rolled hard, but there were little bumps, and the car leaped from one to another; it was armed with springs and shock-absorbers and “snubbers”, every invented device for easy riding. Out in front were clouds of dust, which the wind seized and swept over the hills; you would have thought that an army was marching there. Now and then you got a glimpse of the speeding car, and the motor-cycle close behind it. “He’s trying to get away! Oh, Dad, step on her!” This was an adventure you didn’t meet on every trip!

The concrete road had ended; now there was a dirt path, wide and smooth, winding slowly through a landscape of gentle hills filled with wheat. The road was packed hard, but there were small bumps, and the car jolted from one to the next; it was equipped with springs and shock absorbers and every device invented for a smooth ride. Ahead were clouds of dust, which the wind picked up and blew over the hills; you might have thought an army was moving through there. Occasionally, you caught a glimpse of the speeding car and the motorcycle close behind. “He’s trying to escape! Oh, Dad, step on it!” This was an adventure you didn’t experience on every trip!

“Damn fool!” was Dad’s comment; a man who would risk his life to avoid paying a small fine. You couldn’t get away from a traffic-officer, at least not on roads like this. And sure enough, the dust clouds died, and on a straight bit of the highway, there they were—the car drawn up at the right, and the officer standing alongside, with his little notebook and pencil, writing things. Dad slowed down to the innocent thirty miles and went by. The boy would have liked to stop, and listen to the argument inevitable on such occasions; but he knew that the schedule took precedence, and here was the chance to make a “get-away.” Passing the first turn, they hit it up; the boy looked round every half minute for the next half hour, but they saw no more of the “speed-cop.” They were again their own law.

“Damn fool!” Dad said; a guy who would risk his life just to avoid a small fine. You couldn't escape a traffic cop, especially not on roads like this. And sure enough, the dust settled, and on a straight stretch of the highway, there they were—the car pulled over on the right, and the officer standing next to it, with his little notebook and pencil, writing stuff down. Dad eased back to a casual thirty miles an hour and drove past. The boy wanted to stop and hear the argument that always happened in these situations, but he knew they had a schedule to stick to, and this was their chance to make a quick escape. After passing the first turn, they stepped on it; the boy glanced back every thirty seconds for the next half hour, but they didn’t see the “speed cop” again. They were once again their own law.

V

Some time ago these two had witnessed a serious traffic accident, and afterwards had appeared to testify concerning it. The clerk of the court had called “J. Arnold Ross,” and then, just as solemnly, “J. Arnold Ross, junior,” and the boy had climbed into the witness-chair, and testified that he knew the nature of an oath, and knew the traffic regulations, and just what he had seen.

Some time ago, these two had seen a serious car accident and later appeared to testify about it. The court clerk called out “J. Arnold Ross,” and then, just as seriously, “J. Arnold Ross, junior.” The boy climbed into the witness chair and testified that he understood the nature of an oath, knew the traffic rules, and exactly what he had seen.

That had made him, as you might say, “court-conscious.” Whenever, in driving, anything happened that was the least bit irregular, the boy’s imagination would elaborate it into a court scene. “No, your honor, the man had no business on the left side of the road; we were too close to him, he had no time to pass the car in front of him.” Or it was: “Your honor, the man was walking on the right side of the road at night, and there was a car coming towards us, that had blinding lights. You know, your honor, a man should walk on the left side of the road at night, so that he can see the cars coming towards him.” In the midst of these imaginings of accidents, the boy would give a little jump; and Dad would ask, “What’s the matter, son?” The boy would be embarrassed, because he didn’t like to say that he had been letting his dreams run away with him. But Dad knew, and would smile to himself; funny kid, always imagining things, his mind jumping from one thing to another, always excited!

That had made him, as you might say, “aware of the courtroom.” Whenever he was driving and anything happened that was even slightly unusual, the boy's imagination would turn it into a court scene. “No, your honor, the man shouldn’t have been on the left side of the road; we were too close to him, and he didn’t have enough time to get past the car in front of him.” Or it was: “Your honor, the man was walking on the right side of the road at night, and there was a car coming toward us with blinding lights. You see, your honor, a person should walk on the left side of the road at night so they can see the cars coming toward them.” In the midst of these accident scenarios, the boy would give a little jump; and Dad would ask, “What’s up, son?” The boy would feel embarrassed because he didn’t want to admit that he had been letting his imagination run wild. But Dad knew, and would smile to himself; funny kid, always imagining things, his mind jumping from one idea to another, always excited!

Dad’s mind was not like that; it got on one subject and stayed there, and ideas came through it in slow, grave procession; his emotions were like a furnace that took a long time to heat up. Sometimes on these drives he would say nothing for a whole hour; the stream of his consciousness would be like a river that has sunk down through rocks and sand, clean out of sight; he would be just a pervading sense of well-being, wrapped in an opulent warm overcoat, an accessory, you might say, of a softly purring engine running in a bath of boiling oil, and traversing a road at fifty miles an hour. If you had taken this consciousness apart, you would have found, not thoughts, but conditions of physical organs, and of the weather, and of the car, and of bank-accounts, and of the boy at his side. Putting it into words makes it definite and separate—so you must try to take it all at once, blended together: “I, the driver of this car, that used to be Jim Ross, the teamster, and J. A. Ross and Co., general merchandise at Queen Centre, California, am now J. Arnold Ross, oil operator, and my breakfast is about digested, and I am a little too warm in my big new overcoat because the sun is coming out, and I have a new well flowing four thousand barrels at Lobos River, and sixteen on the pump at Antelope, and I’m on my way to sign a lease at Beach City, and we’ll make up our schedule in the next couple of hours, and ‘Bunny’ is sitting beside me, and he is well and strong, and is going to own everything I am making, and follow in my footsteps, except that he will never make the ugly blunders or have the painful memories that I have, but will be wise and perfect and do everything I say.”

Dad’s mind wasn’t like that; it would focus on one thing and stick with it, with ideas coming through slowly and seriously. His emotions were like a furnace that took a long time to warm up. Sometimes during these drives, he wouldn’t say a word for a whole hour; his thoughts were like a river that had sunk down through rocks and sand, completely out of sight. He would just be surrounded by a sense of well-being, wrapped in a luxurious warm overcoat, like an accessory to a softly purring engine running in hot oil, cruising down the road at fifty miles an hour. If you broke this consciousness down, you wouldn’t find thoughts, but states of physical organs, the weather, the car, bank accounts, and the boy next to him. Putting it into words makes it feel definite and separate—so you have to try to take it all in at once, blended together: “I, the driver of this car, who used to be Jim Ross, the teamster, and J. A. Ross and Co., general merchandise at Queen Center, California, am now J. Arnold Ross, oil operator, and my breakfast is nearly digested, and I’m a bit too warm in my big new overcoat because the sun is coming out, and I have a new well flowing four thousand barrels at Lobos River, with sixteen on the pump at Antelope, and I’m on my way to sign a lease at Beach City, and we’ll work out our schedule in the next couple of hours, and ‘Bunny’ is sitting next to me, and he’s healthy and strong, and he’s going to own everything I’m earning and follow in my footsteps, except he won’t make the ugly mistakes or have the painful memories that I have, but will be wise and perfect and do everything I say.”

Meantime the mind of “Bunny” was not behaving in the least like this, but on the contrary was leaping from theme to theme, as a grass-hopper in a field leaps from one stalk of grass to another. There was a jackrabbit, racing away like mad; he had long ears, like a mule, and why were they so transparent and pink? There was a butcher-bird, sitting on the fence; he stretched his wings all the time, like he was yawning—what did he mean by that? And there was a road-runner, a long lean bird as fast as a race-horse, beautiful and glossy, black and brown and white, with a crest and a streaming tail. Where do you suppose he got water in these dry hills? There on the road was a mangled corpse—a ground squirrel had tried to cross, and a car had mashed it flat; other cars would roll over it, till it was ground to powder and blown away by the wind. There was no use saying anything to Dad about that—he would remark that squirrels carried plague, or at least they had fleas which did; every now and then there would be cases of this disease and the newspapers would have to hush it up, because it was bad for real estate.

Meanwhile, Bunny's mind was anything but calm; instead, it was hopping from one thought to another, like a grasshopper bouncing around a field. There was a jackrabbit darting away at full speed; it had long ears like a mule, and why were they so translucent and pink? There was a butcher bird perched on the fence, constantly stretching its wings as if it were yawning—what could that possibly mean? Then there was a road-runner, a long, lean bird as fast as a racehorse, striking and glossy in black, brown, and white, with a crest and a flowing tail. Where could it possibly find water in these dry hills? On the road lay a crushed body—a ground squirrel had attempted to cross and had been flattened by a car; more cars would pass over it until it was reduced to dust and blown away by the wind. There was no point in mentioning it to Dad—he would just say that squirrels spread plague, or at least had fleas that did; now and then there would be outbreaks, and the newspapers would try to keep it quiet because it was bad for property values.

But the boy was thinking about the poor little mite of life that had been so suddenly snuffed out. How cruel life was; and how strange that things should grow, and have the power to make themselves, out of nothing apparently—and Dad couldn’t explain it, and said that nobody else could, you were just here. And then came a ranch wagon in front of them, a one-sided old thing loaded with household goods; to Dad it was just an obstacle, but “Bunny” saw two lads of his own age, riding in back of the load and staring at him with dull, listless eyes. They were pale, and looked as if they hadn’t enough to eat; and that was another thing to wonder about, why people should be poor and nobody to help them. It was a world you had to help yourself in, was Dad’s explanation.

But the boy was thinking about the poor little life that had been so suddenly extinguished. How cruel life was; and how strange it was that things could grow and create themselves out of seemingly nothing—and Dad couldn’t explain it, saying that nobody else could either, you were just here. Then a ranch wagon appeared in front of them, an old, one-sided thing piled high with household goods; to Dad, it was just an obstacle, but “Bunny” noticed two boys his age riding in the back, staring at him with dull, lifeless eyes. They looked pale and as if they hadn’t had enough to eat; and that was another thing to wonder about, why some people were poor and no one helped them. It was a world where you had to pull yourself up by your own bootstraps, was Dad’s explanation.

“Bunny,” the every-day name of this boy, had been started by his mother when he was little—because he was soft and brown and warm, and she had dressed him in a soft, fuzzy sweater, brown in color with white trimmings. Now he was thirteen, and resented the name, but the boys cut it to “Bun,” which was to stay with him, and which was satisfactory. He was a pretty boy, still brown, with wavy brown hair, tumbled by the wind, and bright brown eyes, and a good color, because he lived outdoors. He did not go to school, but had a tutor at home, because he was to take his father’s place in the world, and he went on these rides in order that he might learn his father’s business.

“Bunny,” the everyday name for this boy, had been given to him by his mother when he was little—because he was soft and brown and warm, and she had dressed him in a cozy, fuzzy sweater, brown with white trim. Now he was thirteen and didn’t like the name, but the boys shortened it to “Bun,” which stuck with him and was acceptable. He was a pretty boy, still brown, with wavy brown hair tousled by the wind and bright brown eyes, and he had a healthy complexion because he spent so much time outdoors. He didn’t go to school but had a tutor at home, since he was meant to take over his father’s role in the world, and he went on these rides to learn about his father’s business.

Wonderful, endlessly wonderful, were these scenes; new faces, new kinds of life revealed. There came towns and villages—extraordinary towns and villages, full of people and houses and cars and horses and signs. There were signs along the road; guide-posts at every crossing, giving you a geography lesson—a list of the places to which the roads led, and the distances; you could figure your schedule, and that was a lesson in arithmetic! There were traffic signs, warning you of danger—curves, grades, slippery places, intersections, railroad crossings. There were big banners across the highway, or signs with letters made of electric lights: “Loma Vista: Welcome to Our City.” Then, a little farther on: “Loma Vista, City Limits: Good-bye: Come Again.”

Amazing, endlessly amazing, were these scenes; new faces, new types of life revealed. There were towns and villages—extraordinary towns and villages, filled with people, houses, cars, and horses. There were signs along the road; guideposts at every intersection, giving you a geography lesson—a list of the places to which the roads led, and the distances; you could plan your schedule, and that was a lesson in math! There were traffic signs, warning you of hazards—curves, slopes, slippery areas, intersections, railroad crossings. There were big banners over the highway, or signs with letters made of electric lights: “Loma Vista: Welcome to Our City.” Then, a little farther on: “Loma Vista, City Limits: Goodbye: Come Again.”

Also there were no end of advertising signs, especially contrived to lend variety to travel. “Picture ahead; kodak as you go,” was a frequent legend, and you looked for the picture, but never could be sure what it was. A tire manufacturer had set up big wooden figures of a boy waving a flag; Dad said this boy looked like Bunny, and Bunny said he looked like a picture of Jack London he had seen in a magazine. Another tire manufacturer had a great open book, made of wood, and set up at a turn of the road leading into each town; it was supposed to be a history book, and told you something about that place—facts at once novel and instructive: you learned that Citrus was the location of the first orange grove in California, and that Santa Rosita possessed the finest radium springs west of the Rocky mountains, and that on the outskirts of Crescent City Father Junipero Serra had converted two thousand Indians to Christianity in the year 1769.

There were also countless advertising signs, especially designed to add variety to travel. “Picture ahead; snap a photo as you go,” was a common slogan, and you looked for the picture but could never be certain what it was. One tire company had set up large wooden figures of a boy waving a flag; Dad said this boy looked like Bunny, and Bunny said he resembled a picture of Jack London he had seen in a magazine. Another tire company had a giant wooden open book, placed at every turnoff leading into each town; it was meant to be a history book and shared something about that place—facts that were both interesting and informative: you discovered that Citrus was home to the first orange grove in California, that Santa Rosita had the best radium springs west of the Rocky Mountains, and that on the outskirts of Crescent City, Father Junipero Serra had converted two thousand Indians to Christianity in 1769.

There were people still engaged in converting, you learned; they had gone out on the highway with pots of vari-colored paint, and had decorated rocks and railway culverts with inscriptions: “Prepare to meet thy God.” Then would come a traffic sign: “Railroad crossing. Stop. Look. Listen.” The railroad company wanted you to meet your God through some other agency, Dad explained, because there would be damage suits for taking religious faith too seriously. “Jesus waits,” a boulder would proclaim; and then would come, “Chicken Dinner, $1.” There were always funny signs about things to eat—apparently all the world loved a meal, and became jolly at the thought. “Hot Dog Kennels,” was an eating-place, and “Ptomaine Tommy,” and “The Clam-Baker,” and the “Lobster-Pot.” There were endless puns on the word inn—“Dew Drop Inn” and “Happen Inn,” “Welcome Inn” and “Hurry Inn.” When you went into these places you would find the spirit of jollity rampaging on the walls: “In God we Trust, All Others Cash.” “Don’t complain about our coffee; some day you may be old and weak yourself.” “We have an arrangement with our bank; the bank does not sell soup, and we do not cash checks.”

There were still people out there trying to convert others, you learned; they had hit the highway with colorful paint and decorated rocks and railway culverts with messages: “Prepare to meet your God.” Then you'd see a traffic sign: “Railroad crossing. Stop. Look. Listen.” The railroad company wanted you to meet your God through some other means, Dad explained, because there could be lawsuits for taking your faith too seriously. “Jesus waits,” a boulder would shout; and then you'd see, “Chicken Dinner, $1.” There were always humorous signs about food—apparently everyone loved a good meal and got cheerful just thinking about it. “Hot Dog Kennels” was one of the dining spots, along with “Ptomaine Tommy,” “The Clam-Baker,” and “The Lobster-Pot.” There were endless puns on the word inn—“Dew Drop Inn,” “Happen Inn,” “Welcome Inn,” and “Hurry Inn.” When you walked into these places, you'd find the vibe of cheer plastered on the walls: “In God we Trust, All Others Cash.” “Don’t complain about our coffee; someday you might find yourself old and weak.” “We have a deal with our bank; the bank doesn’t sell soup, and we don’t cash checks.”

VI

They were passing through a broad valley, miles upon miles of wheat fields, shining green in the sun; in the distance were trees, with glimpses of a house here and there. “Are you looking for a Home?” inquired a friendly sign. “Santa Ynez is a place for folks. Good water, cheap land, seven churches. See Sprouks and Knuckleson, Realtors.” And presently the road broadened out, with a line of trees in the middle, and there began to be houses on each side. “Drive slow and see our city; drive fast and see our jail,” proclaimed a big board—“By Order of the Municipal Council of Santa Ynez.” Dad slowed down to twenty-five miles; for it was a favorite trick of town marshals and justices of the peace to set speed-traps for motorists coming from the country, with engines keyed up to country rates of speed; they would haul you up and soak you a big fine—and you had a vision of these new-style highwaymen spending your dollars in riotous living. That was something else Dad was going to stop, he said—such fines ought to go to the state, and be used for road-repairs.

They were driving through a wide valley, with miles and miles of wheat fields glistening green under the sun; in the distance, there were trees with occasional glimpses of a house. “Are you looking for a home?” asked a friendly sign. “Santa Ynez is a great place for people. Good water, affordable land, seven churches. See Sprouks and Knuckleson, Realtors.” Soon the road widened, lined with trees down the middle, and houses started appearing on both sides. “Drive slow and see our town; drive fast and see our jail,” proclaimed a big sign—“By Order of the Municipal Council of Santa Ynez.” Dad slowed down to twenty-five miles per hour; it was a common tactic for town marshals and justices of the peace to set up speed traps for drivers coming in from the country, used to higher speeds; they would pull you over and hit you with a hefty fine—and you could imagine these new-style highway robbers spending your money on extravagant living. That was something else Dad said he was going to stop—such fines should go to the state and be used for road repairs.

“Business zone, 15 miles per hour.” The main street of Santa Ynez was a double avenue, with two lines of cars parked obliquely in the centre of it, and another line obliquely against each curb. You crept along through a lane, watching for a car that was backing out, and you dived into the vacant place, just missing the fender of the car at your right. Dad got out, and took off his overcoat, and folded it carefully, outside in, the sleeves inside; that was something he was particular about, having kept a general store, which included “Gents’ Clothing.” He and Bunny laid their coats neatly in the rear compartment, locked safe, and then strolled down the sidewalk, watching the ranchers of Santa Ynez valley, and the goods which the stores displayed for them. This was the United States, and the things on sale were the things you would have seen in store-windows on any other Main Street, the things known as “nationally advertised products.” The ranchman drove to town in a nationally advertised auto, pressing the accelerator with a nationally advertised shoe; in front of the drug-store he found a display of nationally advertised magazines, containing all the nationally advertised advertisements of the nationally advertised articles he would take back to the ranch.

“Business zone, 15 miles per hour.” The main street of Santa Ynez was a two-way street, with two rows of cars parked diagonally in the center, and another row angled against each curb. You crept through a lane, keeping an eye out for a car backing up, and you slipped into the empty spot, just barely avoiding the fender of the car to your right. Dad got out, took off his overcoat, and carefully folded it inside out, with the sleeves tucked in; that was something he was particular about after running a general store that included “Gents’ Clothing.” He and Bunny neatly placed their coats in the locked rear compartment and then walked down the sidewalk, observing the ranchers of the Santa Ynez valley and the merchandise displayed in the stores for them. This was the United States, and the items for sale were what you would find in store windows on any other Main Street, known as “nationally advertised products.” The rancher drove to town in a nationally advertised car, pressing the gas pedal with a nationally advertised shoe; in front of the drugstore, he found a display of nationally advertised magazines, featuring all the nationally advertised ads for the products he would take back to the ranch.

There were a few details which set this apart as a Western town: the width of the street, the newness of the stores, the shininess of their white paint, and the network of electric lights hung over the centre of the street; also a man with a broad-brimmed hat, and a stunted old Indian mumbling his lips as he walked, and a solitary cowboy wearing “chaps.” “Elite Café,” said a white-painted sign, reading vertically; the word “Waffles” was painted on the window, and there was a menu tacked by the door, so that you could see what was offered, and the prices charged. There were tables along one side of the wall, and a counter along the other, with a row of broad backs in shirtsleeves and suspenders perched on top of little stools; this was the way if you wanted quick action, so Dad and the boy took two stools they found vacant.

There were a few details that made this place stand out as a Western town: the wide street, the new stores, the shiny white paint on them, and the string of electric lights hanging over the center of the street. There was also a man wearing a wide-brimmed hat, and a short old Indian mumbling to himself as he walked by, along with a lone cowboy in chaps. “Elite Café,” read a white-painted sign positioned vertically; the word “Waffles” was painted on the window, and there was a menu pinned by the door showing what was available and the prices. There were tables along one wall and a counter on the other, with a row of broad backs in shirtsleeves and suspenders sitting on small stools; this was the spot if you wanted quick service, so Dad and the boy took two empty stools they found.

Dad was in his element in a place like this. He liked to “josh” the waitress; he knew all kinds of comic things to say, funny names for things to eat. He would order his eggs “sunny side up,” or “with their eyes open, please.” He would say, “Wrap the baby in the blanket,” and laugh over the waitress’ effort to realize that this meant a fried egg sandwich. He would chat with the rancher at his other side—learning about the condition of the wheat, and the prospects of prices for the orange and walnut crops; he was interested in everything like this, as a man who had oil to sell, to men who would buy more or less, according to what they got for their products. Dad owned land, too; he was always ready to “pick up” a likely piece, for there was oil all over Southern California, he said, and some day there would be an empire here.

Dad was totally in his zone in a place like this. He loved to tease the waitress; he had all sorts of funny things to say, creative names for food. He’d order his eggs “sunny side up” or “with their eyes open, please.” He’d joke, “Wrap the baby in the blanket,” laughing at the waitress trying to figure out that meant a fried egg sandwich. He would talk with the rancher next to him—finding out about the wheat condition and the price prospects for orange and walnut crops; he was genuinely interested in all that, as a guy selling oil to people who would pay more or less based on what they got for their goods. Dad owned land, too; he was always on the lookout to “pick up” a good piece, because he said there was oil all over Southern California, and someday there would be an empire here.

But now they were behind their schedule, and no time for play. Dad would take fried rabbit; and Bunny thought he wouldn’t—not because of the cannibalistic suggestion, but because of one he had seen mashed on the road that morning. He chose roast pork—not having seen any dead pigs. So there came on a platter two slices of meat, and mashed potatoes scooped out in a round ball, with a hole in the top filled with gluey brown gravy; also a spoonful of chopped up beets, and a leaf of lettuce with apple sauce in it. The waitress had given him an extra helping, because she liked this jolly brown kid, with his rosy cheeks and hair tumbled by the wind, and sensitive lips, like a girl’s, and eager brown eyes that roamed over the place and took in everything, the signs on the wall, the bottles of catsup and slices of pie, the fat jolly waitress, and the tired thin one who was waiting on him. He cheered her up by telling her about the speed-cop they had met, and the chase they had seen. In turn she tipped them off to a speed-trap just outside the town; the man next to Bunny had been caught in it and fined ten dollars, so they had plenty to talk about while Bunny finished his dinner, and his slice of raisin pie and glass of milk. Dad gave the waitress a half dollar for a tip, which was an unheard-of thing at a counter, and seemed almost immoral; but she took it.

But now they were behind schedule, and there was no time for play. Dad would have fried rabbit; Bunny thought he wouldn’t—not because of the cannibalistic idea, but because of one he had seen flattened on the road that morning. He chose roast pork—not having seen any dead pigs. So there came on a plate two slices of meat, and mashed potatoes scooped out in a round ball, with a hole on top filled with thick brown gravy; also a spoonful of chopped beets, and a leaf of lettuce with apple sauce in it. The waitress had given him an extra helping because she liked this cheerful brown kid, with his rosy cheeks and wind-tossed hair, and sensitive lips, like a girl’s, and eager brown eyes that scanned the place and took in everything—the signs on the wall, the bottles of ketchup and slices of pie, the plump cheerful waitress, and the tired thin one who was serving him. He brightened her day by telling her about the speed cop they had encountered, and the chase they had witnessed. In return, she tipped them off to a speed trap just outside of town; the guy next to Bunny had been caught in it and fined ten dollars, so they had plenty to chat about while Bunny finished his dinner, his slice of raisin pie, and glass of milk. Dad gave the waitress a half dollar as a tip, which was an unusual thing at a counter, and seemed almost wrong; but she accepted it.

They drove carefully until they were past the speed-trap; then they “hit it up,” along a broad boulevard known as the Mission Way, with bronze bells hanging from poles along it. They had all kinds of picturesque names for highways in this country; the Devil’s Garden Way and the Rim of the World Drive, Mountain Spring Grade and Snow Creek Run, Thousand Palm Cañon and Fig Tree John’s Road, Coyote Pass and the Jackrabbit Trail. There was a Telegraph Road, and that was thrilling to the boy because he had read about a battle in the civil war for the possession of a “Telegraph Road”; when they drove along this one, he would see infantry hiding in the bushes and cavalry charging across the fields; he would give a start of excitement, and Dad would ask, “What is it?” “Nothing, Dad; I was just thinking.” Funny kid! Always imagining things!

They drove carefully until they were past the speed trap; then they sped up along a wide road called Mission Way, with bronze bells hanging from poles along it. They had all sorts of picturesque names for highways in this country: Devil’s Garden Way, Rim of the World Drive, Mountain Spring Grade, Snow Creek Run, Thousand Palm Canyon, and Fig Tree John’s Road, Coyote Pass, and Jackrabbit Trail. There was a Telegraph Road, and that was exciting for the boy because he had read about a battle in the Civil War for control of a “Telegraph Road.” As they drove along this one, he imagined infantry hiding in the bushes and cavalry charging across the fields; he would jump with excitement, and Dad would ask, “What is it?” “Nothing, Dad; I was just thinking.” Funny kid! Always imagining things!

Also, there were Spanish names, reverently cherished by the pious “realtors” of the country. Bunny knew what these meant, because he was studying Spanish, so that some day he would be equipped to deal with Mexican labor. “El Camino Real”—that meant the Royal Highway; and “Verdugo Cañon”—that meant “executioner.” “What happened there, Dad?” But Dad didn’t know the story; he shared the opinion of the manufacturer of a nationally advertised automobile—that history is mostly “bunk.”

Also, there were Spanish names, respectfully treasured by the devoted "realtors" of the country. Bunny understood what these meant because he was learning Spanish, so one day he would be ready to work with Mexican labor. “El Camino Real”—that meant the Royal Highway; and “Verdugo Cañon”—that meant “executioner.” “What happened there, Dad?” But Dad didn’t know the story; he agreed with the opinion of the manufacturer of a nationally advertised car—that history is mostly “nonsense.”

VI

The road was asphalt now; it shimmered in the heat, and whenever it fell away before you, a mirage made it look like water. It was lined with orange-groves; dark green shiny trees, golden with a part of last year’s crop, and snowy white with the new year’s blossoms. Now and then a puff of breeze blew out, and you got a ravishing sweet odor. There were groves of walnuts, broad trees with ample foliage, casting dark shadows on the carefully cultivated, powdery brown soil. There were hedges of roses, extending for long distances, eight or ten feet high, and covered with blossoms. There were wind-breaks of towering thin eucalyptus trees, with long wavy leaves and bark that scales off and leaves them naked; all the world is familiar with them in the moving pictures, where they do duty for sturdy oaks and ancient elms and spreading chestnuts and Arabian date-palms and cedars of Lebanon and whatever else the scenario calls for.

The road was paved with asphalt now; it sparkled in the heat, and whenever it dipped away from you, a mirage made it look like water. It was bordered by orange groves; glossy dark green trees, golden with a bit of last year’s fruit, and snowy white with this year’s blossoms. Occasionally, a gust of wind would blow by, bringing with it a delightful sweet scent. There were groves of walnuts, broad trees with plentiful leaves, casting dark shadows on the well-tended, powdery brown soil. There were rose hedges, stretching for long distances, eight or ten feet tall, and covered in flowers. There were windbreaks of tall, slender eucalyptus trees, with long, wavy leaves and bark that peels off, leaving them bare; everyone recognizes them from movies, where they stand in for sturdy oaks, ancient elms, spreading chestnuts, Arabian date palms, cedars of Lebanon, and whatever else the script demands.

You had to cut your speed down here, and had to watch incessantly; there were intersections, and lanes coming in, and warning signs of many sorts; there was traffic both ways, and delicate decisions to be made as to whether you could get past the car ahead of you, before one coming in the other direction would bear down on you and shut you in a pair of scissors. It was exciting to watch Dad’s handling of these emergencies, to read his intentions and watch him carry them out.

You had to slow down here and pay attention constantly; there were intersections, lanes merging in, and all kinds of warning signs; traffic was coming from both directions, and you had to make careful decisions about whether you could get around the car in front of you before a car from the other direction closed in on you. It was thrilling to see Dad handle these situations, to read his intentions and watch him execute them.

There were towns every five or ten miles now, and you were continually being slowed up by traffic, and continually being warned to conform to a rate of movement which would have irritated an able-bodied snail. The highway passed through the main street of each town; the merchants arranged that, Dad said, hoping you would get out and buy something at their places; if the highway were shifted to the outskirts of the town, to avoid traffic congestion, all the merchants would forthwith move to the highway! Sometimes they would put up signs, indicating a turn in the highway, attempting to lure the motorist onto a business street; after you had got to the end of that street, they would steer you back to the highway! Dad noted such tricks with the amused tolerance of a man who had worked them on others, but did not let anyone work them on him.

There were towns every five or ten miles now, and you kept getting held up by traffic, always being told to drive at a speed that would have annoyed a determined snail. The highway went right through the main street of each town; the shopkeepers arranged that, Dad said, hoping you'd pull over and buy something from them; if the highway got moved to the outskirts to avoid traffic jams, all the shopkeepers would just relocate to the highway! Sometimes they’d put up signs, indicating a turn off the highway, trying to lure drivers onto a business street; once you reached the end of that street, they'd lead you back to the highway! Dad noticed such tricks with the amused tolerance of someone who had used them on others but never let anyone use them on him.

Each town consisted of some tens, or hundreds, or thousands of perfectly rectangular blocks, divided into perfectly rectangular lots, each containing a strictly modern bungalow, with a lawn and a housewife holding a hose. On the outskirts would be one or more “subdivisions,” as they were called; “acreage” was being laid out into lots, and decorated with a row of red and yellow flags fluttering merrily in the breeze; also a row of red and yellow signs which asked questions and answered them with swift efficiency: “Gas? Yes.” “Water? Best ever.” “Lights? Right.” “Restrictions? You bet.” “Schools? Under construction.” “Scenery? Beats the Alps.”—and so on. There would be an office or a tent by the roadside, and in front of it an alert young man with a writing pad and a fountain-pen, prepared to write you a contract of sale after two minutes conversation. These subdividers had bought the land for a thousand dollars an acre, and soon as they had set up the fluttering little flags and the tent it became worth $1675 per lot. This also Dad explained with amused tolerance. It was a great country!

Each town was made up of a few dozen, hundreds, or even thousands of perfectly rectangular blocks, divided into perfectly rectangular lots, each containing a modern bungalow, with a lawn and a housewife watering it. On the outskirts, there would be one or more “subdivisions,” as they were called; “acreage” was being laid out into lots and decorated with a row of red and yellow flags fluttering cheerfully in the breeze, along with a row of red and yellow signs that asked questions and answered them with swift efficiency: “Gas? Yes.” “Water? Best ever.” “Lights? Right.” “Restrictions? Absolutely.” “Schools? Under construction.” “Scenery? Better than the Alps.”—and so on. There would be an office or tent by the roadside, and in front of it an alert young man with a notepad and a fountain pen, ready to write you a sales contract after just two minutes of conversation. These subdividers had purchased the land for a thousand dollars an acre, and as soon as they set up the fluttering flags and the tent, it became worth $1,675 per lot. Dad explained this with amused tolerance. It was a great country!

They were coming to the outskirts of Angel City. Here were trolley tracks and railroads, and subdivisions with no “restrictions”—that is, you might build any kind of house you pleased, and rent it to people of any race or color; which meant an ugly slum, spreading like a great sore, with shanties of tin and tar-paper and unpainted boards. There were great numbers of children playing here—for some strange reason there seemed to be more of them where they were least apt to thrive.

They were approaching the edge of Angel City. There were trolley tracks and railroads, along with neighborhoods that had no “restrictions”—in other words, you could build any kind of house you wanted and rent it to people of any race or background; which resulted in a grim slum, spreading like a large sore, filled with shanties made of tin, tar-paper, and unpainted boards. There were a lot of kids playing here—for some odd reason, there seemed to be more of them in places where they were least likely to succeed.

By dint of constant pushing and passing every other car, Dad had got on his schedule again. They skirted the city, avoiding the traffic crowds in its centre, and presently came a sign: “Beach City Boulevard.” It was a wide asphalt road, with thousands of speeding cars, and more subdivisions and suburban home-sites, with endless ingenious advertisements designed to catch the fancy of the motorist, and cause him to put on brakes. The real estate men had apparently been reading the Arabian Nights and Grimm’s fairy-tales; they were housed in little freak offices that shot up to a point, or tilted like a drunken sailor; their colors orange and pink, or blue and green, or with separately painted shingles, spotted with various colors. There were “good eats” signs and “barbecue” signs—the latter being a word which apparently had not been in the spelling-books when the sign-painters went to school. There were stands where you got orange-juice and cider, with orange-colored wicker chairs out in front for you to sit in. There were fruit and vegetable stands kept by Japs, and other stands with signs inviting you to “patronize Americans.” There was simply no end of things to look at, each separate thing bringing its separate thrill to the mind of a thirteen-year old boy. The infinite strangeness and fascinatingness of this variegated world! Why do people do this, Dad? And why do they do that?

By constantly pushing and passing other cars, Dad got back on schedule. They went around the city, steering clear of the crowds in the center, and soon saw a sign: “Beach City Boulevard.” It was a wide asphalt road, filled with thousands of speeding cars, and surrounded by more subdivisions and suburban home sites, along with endless clever advertisements meant to catch the driver's eye and make them hit the brakes. The real estate guys seemed to have been inspired by Arabian Nights and Grimm’s fairy tales; they worked in quirky little offices that pointed up or tilted like a drunk sailor, painted in bright colors like orange and pink or blue and green, with shingles in all sorts of colors. There were signs for “good eats” and “barbecue”—the latter a word that clearly wasn’t in the spelling books when the sign painters were in school. There were stands selling orange juice and cider, with orange-colored wicker chairs out front for sitting. There were fruit and vegetable stands run by Japanese vendors, and other stands with signs urging people to “patronize Americans.” There was just so much to see, each thing offering its own thrill to the mind of a thirteen-year-old boy. The endless uniqueness and fascination of this colorful world! Why do people do this, Dad? And why do they do that?

They came to Beach City, with its wide avenue along the ocean-front. Six-thirty, said the clock on the car’s running-board—exactly on the schedule. They stopped before the big hotel, and Bunny got out of the car, and opened the back compartment, and the bell-hop came hopping—you bet, for he knew Dad, and the dollars and half dollars that were jingling in Dad’s pockets. The bell-hop grabbed the suit-cases and the overcoats, and carried them in, and the boy followed, feeling responsible and important, because Dad couldn’t come yet, Dad had to put the car in a parking place. So Bunny strode in and looked about the lobby for Ben Skutt, the oil-scout, who was Dad’s “lease-hound.” There he was, seated in a big leather chair, puffing at a cigar and watching the door; he got up when he saw Bunny, and stretched his long, lean body, and twisted his lean, ugly face into a grin of welcome. The boy, very erect, remembering that he was J. Arnold Ross, junior, and representing his father in an important transaction, shook hands with the man, remarking: “Good evening, Mr. Skutt. Are the papers ready?”

They arrived in Beach City, with its wide oceanfront avenue. The clock on the car's running board read six-thirty—right on schedule. They parked in front of the big hotel, and Bunny hopped out, opened the back compartment, and the bellhop came over quickly—you bet he did, since he knew Dad and the cash jingling in Dad's pockets. The bellhop grabbed the suitcases and overcoats and took them inside, while Bunny followed, feeling responsible and important, because Dad couldn't join them yet—he had to find a parking spot for the car. So Bunny walked in, scanning the lobby for Ben Skutt, the oil scout who was Dad's "lease-hound." There he was, sitting in a big leather chair, puffing on a cigar and watching the door; he stood up when he saw Bunny, stretched his long, lean body, and twisted his lean, unattractive face into a welcoming grin. The boy stood tall, remembering he was J. Arnold Ross, Jr., representing his father in an important deal, and shook hands with the man, saying, "Good evening, Mr. Skutt. Are the papers ready?"

CHAPTER II
THE LEASE

I

The number of the house was 5746 Los Robles Boulevard, and you would have had to know this land of hope in order to realize that it stood in a cabbage field. Los Robles means “the oaks”; and two or three miles away, where this boulevard started in the heart of Beach City, there were four live oak trees. But out here a bare slope of hill, quite steep, yet not too steep to be plowed and trenched and covered with cabbages, with sugar-beets down on the flat. The eye of hope, aided by surveyors’ instruments, had determined that some day a broad boulevard would run on this line; and so there was a dirt road, and at every corner white posts set up, with a wing north and a wing east—Los Robles Blvd.-Palomitas Ave.; Los Robles Blvd.-El Centro Ave.; and so on.

The house number was 5746 Los Robles Boulevard, and you had to know this area of hope to understand that it was in the middle of a cabbage field. Los Robles means “the oaks”; and a couple of miles away, where this boulevard began in the heart of Beach City, there were four live oak trees. But out here, there was a bare, steep hillside that wasn’t too steep to be plowed and filled with cabbages, with sugar beets down on the flat land. The vision of hope, supported by surveyors’ tools, had decided that one day a wide boulevard would follow this path; and so there was a dirt road, with white posts at every corner, marked with a wing facing north and one facing east—Los Robles Blvd.-Palomitas Ave.; Los Robles Blvd.-El Centro Ave.; and so on.

Two years ago the “subdividers” had been here, with their outfit of little red and yellow flags; there had been full-page advertisements in the newspapers, and free auto rides from Beach City, and a free lunch; consisting of “hot dog” sandwiches, a slice of apple pie, and a cup of coffee. At that time the fields had been cleared of cabbages, and graded, and the lots had blossomed with little signs: “Sold.” This was supposed to refer to the lot, but in time it came to refer to the purchaser. The company had undertaken to put in curbs and sidewalks, water and gas and sewers; but somebody made off with the money, and the enterprise went into bankruptcy, and presently new signs began to appear: “For Sale, by Owner,” or “Bargain: See Smith and Headmutton, Real Estate.” And when these signs brought no reply, the owners sighed, and reflected that some day when little Willie grew up he would make a profit out of that investment. Meantime, they would accept the proposition of Japanese truck-gardeners, to farm the land for one-third of the crop.

Two years ago, the “subdividers” were here, complete with their set of little red and yellow flags; there were full-page ads in the newspapers, free car rides from Beach City, and a free lunch consisting of hot dogs, a slice of apple pie, and a cup of coffee. Back then, the fields had been cleared of cabbages and graded, and the lots were filled with little signs: “Sold.” This was meant to refer to the lot, but eventually, it came to refer to the buyer. The company promised to install curbs and sidewalks, as well as water, gas, and sewers; but someone ran off with the money, and the venture went bankrupt. Soon after, new signs started appearing: “For Sale, by Owner,” or “Bargain: See Smith and Headmutton, Real Estate.” And when these signs got no response, the owners sighed and thought that one day when little Willie grew up, he would make a profit from that investment. In the meantime, they decided to accept the offer from Japanese truck gardeners to farm the land for one-third of the crop.

But three or four months ago something unexpected had happened. A man who owned an acre or two of land on the top of the hill had caused a couple of motor-trucks to come toiling up the slope, loaded with large square timbers of Oregon pine; carpenters had begun to work on these, and the neighborhood had stared, wondering what strange kind of house it could be. Suddenly the news had spread, in an explosion of excitement: an oil-derrick!

But three or four months ago, something surprising happened. A guy who owned an acre or two of land at the top of the hill had some motor trucks haul up large square timbers made of Oregon pine. Carpenters started working on them, and the neighborhood was curious, wondering what kind of strange house it could be. Suddenly, the news spread like wildfire: an oil derrick!

A deputation called upon the owner, to find out what it meant. It was pure “wild-catting,” he assured them; he happened to have a hundred thousand dollars to play with, and this was his idea of play. Nevertheless, the bargain signs came down from the cabbage fields, and were replaced by “Oil Lot for Sale.” Speculators began to look up the names and addresses of owners, and offers were made—there were rumors that some had got as high as a thousand dollars, nearly twice the original price of the lots. Motor-cars took to bumping out over the dirt roads, up and down the lanes; and on Saturday and Sunday afternoons there would be a crowd staring at the derrick.

A group of people went to talk to the owner to see what was going on. He assured them it was just “wild-catting”; he happened to have a hundred thousand dollars to spend, and this was his idea of fun. Still, the signs for the cabbage fields came down and were replaced with “Oil Lot for Sale.” Speculators started looking up the names and addresses of the owners, and offers began to come in—rumors spread that some had reached as high as a thousand dollars, nearly double the original price of the lots. Cars began bumping along the dirt roads, cruising up and down the lanes; and on Saturday and Sunday afternoons, crowds gathered to watch the derrick.

The drilling began, and went on, monotonously and uneventfully. The local newspapers reported the results: the D. H. Culver Prospect No. 1 was at 1478 feet, in hard sandstone formation and no signs of oil. It was the same at 2,000, and at 3,000; and then for weeks the rig was “fishing” for a broken drill, and everybody lost interest; it was nothing but a “dry hole,” and people who had refused double prices for their lots began to curse themselves for fools. “Wild-catting” was nothing but gambling anyhow—quite different from conservative investments in town lots. Then the papers reported that D. H. Culver Prospect No. 1 was drilling again; it was at 3059 feet, but the owners had not yet given up hope of striking something.

The drilling started and continued on, dull and uneventful. The local newspapers shared the results: the D.H. Culver Prospect No. 1 was at 1,478 feet, in hard sandstone formation with no signs of oil. It was the same at 2,000 and 3,000 feet; then for weeks the rig was “fishing” for a broken drill, and everyone lost interest. It was just a “dry hole,” and people who had refused double prices for their lots began to regret their decisions. “Wild-catting” was really just gambling anyway—totally different from safe investments in town lots. Then the papers reported that D.H. Culver Prospect No. 1 was drilling again; it was at 3,059 feet, but the owners hadn’t given up hope of hitting something.

Then a strange thing happened. There came trucks, heavily loaded with stuff, carefully covered with canvas. Everybody connected with the enterprise had been warned or bribed to silence; but small boys peered under the canvas while the trucks were toiling up the hill with roaring motors, and they reported big sheets of curved metal, with holes along the edges for bolts. That could be only one thing, tanks. And at the same time came rumors that D. H. Culver had purchased another tract of land on the hill. The meaning of all this was obvious: Prospect No. 1 had got into oil-sands!

Then something strange happened. Trucks arrived, heavily loaded with supplies, carefully covered with canvas. Everyone involved in the operation had been warned or bribed to stay quiet; but small boys peeked under the canvas while the trucks struggled up the hill with roaring engines, and they reported seeing large sheets of curved metal, with holes along the edges for bolts. That could only mean one thing: tanks. At the same time, rumors started circulating that D. H. Culver had bought another piece of land on the hill. The meaning of all this was clear: Prospect No. 1 had struck oil-sands!

The whole hill began to blossom with advertisements, and real estate agents swarmed to the “field.” A magic word now—no longer cabbage field or sugar-beet field, but “the field!” Speculators set themselves up in tents, or did business from automobiles drawn up by the roadside, with canvas signs on them. There was coming and going all day long, and crowds of people gathered to stare up at the derrick, and listen to the monotonous grinding of the heavy drill that went round and round all day—“Ump-um—ump-um—ump-um—ump-um”—varied by the “puff-puff” of the engine. “Keep out—this means you!” declared a conspicuous sign; Mr. D. H. Culver and his employees had somehow lost all their good breeding.

The entire hill started to fill up with advertisements, and real estate agents flocked to the “field.” It was a magic term now—no longer a cabbage field or a sugar-beet field, but “the field!” Speculators set up tents or worked from cars parked by the roadside, with canvas signs displayed. There was constant activity throughout the day, and crowds gathered to watch the derrick and listen to the monotonous grinding of the heavy drill that went around and around all day—“Ump-um—ump-um—ump-um—ump-um”—broken up by the “puff-puff” of the engine. “Keep out—this means you!” announced a prominent sign; Mr. D. H. Culver and his employees had somehow lost all their manners.

But suddenly there was no possibility of secrecy; literally all the world knew—for telegraph and cable carried the news to the farthest corners of civilization. The greatest oil strike in the history of Southern California, the Prospect Hill field! The inside of the earth seemed to burst out through that hole; a roaring and rushing, as Niagara, and a black column shot up into the air, two hundred feet, two hundred and fifty—no one could say for sure—and came thundering down to earth as a mass of thick, black, slimy, slippery fluid. It hurled tools and other heavy objects this way and that, so the men had to run for their lives. It filled the sump-hole, and poured over, like a saucepan boiling too fast, and went streaming down the hill-side. Carried by the wind, a curtain of black mist, it sprayed the Culver homestead, turning it black, and sending the women of the household flying across the cabbage-fields. Afterwards it was told with Homeric laughter how these women had been heard to lament the destruction of their clothing and their window-curtains by this million-dollar flood of “black gold”!

But suddenly, there was no way to keep it a secret; literally everyone knew—telegraph and cable spread the news to every corner of civilization. The biggest oil strike in Southern California history, the Prospect Hill field! The ground seemed to erupt from that hole; it roared and rushed like Niagara, and a black column shot up into the air, two hundred feet, maybe two hundred and fifty—no one could say for sure—and came crashing back down as a mass of thick, black, slimy, slippery fluid. It hurled tools and other heavy objects around, forcing the workers to run for their lives. It filled the sump-hole and overflowed, like a saucepan boiling over, streaming down the hillside. Carried by the wind, a curtain of black mist sprayed the Culver homestead, turning it black and sending the women of the household scrambling across the cabbage fields. Later, it was told with uproarious laughter how these women had been heard lamenting the loss of their clothes and window curtains to this million-dollar flood of “black gold”!

Word spread by telephone to Beach City; the newspapers bulletined it, the crowds shouted it on the street, and before long the roads leading to Prospect Hill were black with a solid line of motor-cars. The news reached Angel City, the papers there put out “extras,” and before nightfall the Beach City boulevard was crowded with cars, a double line, all coming one way. Fifty thousand people stood in a solid ring at what they considered a safe distance from the gusher, with emergency policemen trying to drive them further back, and shouting: “Lights out! Lights out!” All night those words were chanted in a chorus; everybody realized the danger—some one fool might forget and light a cigarette, and the whole hill-side would leap into flame; a nail in your shoe might do it, striking on a stone; or a motor-truck, with its steel-rimmed tires. Quite frequently these gushers caught fire at the first moment.

Word spread by phone to Beach City; the newspapers announced it, crowds shouted it on the streets, and soon the roads leading to Prospect Hill were filled with cars. The news reached Angel City, the papers there printed “extras,” and by nightfall the Beach City boulevard was packed with cars, all heading in one direction. Fifty thousand people gathered in a tight circle at what they thought was a safe distance from the gusher, while emergency policemen tried to push them back, shouting: “Lights out! Lights out!” All night those words echoed in unison; everyone understood the danger—one careless person might forget and light a cigarette, and the whole hillside could burst into flames; even a nail in your shoe striking a stone could do it, or a motor-truck with its steel-rimmed tires. Gushers often ignited at the very first moment.

But still the crowds gathered; men put down the tops of their automobiles, and stood up in the seats and conducted auction rooms by the light of the stars. Lots were offered for sale at fabulous prices, and some of them were bought; leases were offered, companies were started and shares sold—the traders would push their way out of the crowd to a safe distance on the windward side, where they could strike a match, and see each other’s faces, and scrawl a memorandum of what they agreed. Such trading went on most of the night, and in the morning came big tents that had been built for revival meetings, and the cabbage fields became gay with red and black signs: “Beach Co-operative No. 1,” “Skite Syndicate, No. 1, ten thousand units, $10.”

But still the crowds gathered; people lowered the tops of their cars and stood up in the seats, running auction rooms under the stars. Lots were put up for sale at outrageous prices, and some were actually sold; leases were offered, companies were formed, and shares were traded—the sellers would push their way out of the crowd to a safe spot on the windward side, where they could light a match, see each other’s faces, and jot down a note of what they agreed on. This trading continued late into the night, and by morning, big tents that had been set up for revival meetings appeared, with the cabbage fields brightened by red and black signs: “Beach Co-operative No. 1,” “Skite Syndicate, No. 1, ten thousand units, $10.”

Meantime the workmen were toiling like mad to stop the flow of the well; they staggered here and there, half-blinded by the black spray—and with no place to brace themselves, nothing they could hold onto, because everything was greased, streaming with grease. You worked in darkness, groping about, with nothing but the roar of the monster, his blows upon your body, his spitting in your face, to tell you where he was. You worked at high tension, for there were bonuses offered—fifty dollars for each man if you stopped the flow before midnight, a hundred dollars if you stopped it before ten o’clock. No one could figure how much wealth that monster was wasting, but it must be thousands of dollars every minute. Mr. Culver himself pitched in to help, and in his reckless efforts lost both of his ear-drums. “Tried to stop the flow with his head,” said a workman, unsympathetically. In addition the owner discovered, in the course of ensuing weeks, that he had accumulated a total of forty-two suits for damages to houses, clothing, chickens, goats, cows, cabbages, sugar-beets, and automobiles which had skidded into ditches on too well-greased roads.

Meanwhile, the workers were frantically trying to stop the well from overflowing; they stumbled around, half-blinded by the black spray—with no way to steady themselves, nothing to hold onto because everything was slick, covered in grease. You worked in darkness, feeling your way, with only the monster's roar, its blows hitting your body, and its spittle hitting your face to guide you. You operated under intense pressure, as there were bonuses at stake—fifty dollars for each person if you stopped the flow before midnight, a hundred dollars if you managed to halt it before ten o'clock. No one could estimate how much money that monster was wasting, but it had to be thousands of dollars every minute. Mr. Culver himself jumped in to help, and in his reckless efforts, he burst both of his eardrums. “Tried to stop the flow with his head,” said a worker, unsympathetically. Additionally, the owner learned over the following weeks that he had received a total of forty-two claims for damages to homes, clothes, chickens, goats, cows, cabbages, sugar beets, and cars that had skidded into ditches on roads that were too slick.

II

The house numbered 5746 Los Robles Boulevard belonged to Joe Groarty, night watchman for the Altmann Lumber Company of Beach City. Mrs. Groarty had “taken in” washing to help support her seven children; now that they were grown up and scattered, she kept rabbits and chickens. Joe usually left for his job at six p. m.; but on the third day after the “strike” he had got up the nerve to give up his job, and now he was on his front-porch, a mild, grey-haired old fellow, wearing a black suit, with celluloid collar and black tie, his costume for Sundays and holidays, weddings and funerals. Mrs. Groarty had had no clothing suitable for this present occasion, so she had been driven down-town in her husband’s Ford, and had spent some of her oil expectations for an evening-gown of yellow satin. Now she felt embarrassed because there was not enough of it, either at the top where her arms and bosom came out, or below, where her fat calves were encased in embroidered silk stockings, so thin as to seem almost nothing. It was what “they” were wearing, the saleswomen had assured her; and Mrs. Groarty was grimly set upon being one of “them.”

The house at 5746 Los Robles Boulevard belonged to Joe Groarty, the night watchman for the Altmann Lumber Company in Beach City. Mrs. Groarty used to take in laundry to help support their seven kids; now that they were grown and gone, she raised rabbits and chickens. Joe typically left for work at 6 p.m., but on the third day after the “strike,” he finally worked up the courage to quit his job. Now, he was sitting on his front porch, a mild, gray-haired old man in a black suit, with a celluloid collar and black tie, his outfit for Sundays, holidays, weddings, and funerals. Mrs. Groarty didn’t have anything nice to wear for this occasion, so she drove downtown in her husband’s Ford and spent some of her oil money on a yellow satin evening gown. She now felt self-conscious because it didn’t fit well, either at the top with her arms and bust showing, or at the bottom, where her chunky calves were covered in embroidered silk stockings that were so sheer they barely seemed to exist. It was what “they” were wearing, the saleswomen had told her, and Mrs. Groarty was determined to be one of “them.”

The house was in the conventional “bungalow style,” and had been built by a wealthier family, in the days of the real estate boom. It had been offered at a sacrifice, and Mrs. Groarty had fastened upon it because of the wonderful living-room. They had put their savings into a cash payment, and were paying the balance thirty dollars a month. They had got a deed to the property, and were up to date on their payments, so they were safe.

The house was in the typical "bungalow style" and had been built by a wealthy family during the real estate boom. It had been sold at a bargain, and Mrs. Groarty chose it because of the amazing living room. They had invested their savings into a cash payment and were paying off the remaining balance of thirty dollars a month. They had received a deed to the property and were current on their payments, so they felt secure.

When you passed the threshold of the house, the first thing you saw was shine; the most marvelous gloss ever seen on wood-work—and to heighten the effect the painter had made it wavy, in imitation of the grain of oak; there must have been ten thousand lines, each one a separate wiggle of a brush. The fire-place was of many-colored stones, highly polished and gleaming like jewels. In the back of the room, most striking feature of all, was a wooden staircase, with a balustrade, also shiny and wavy; this staircase went up, and made a turn, and there was a platform with a palm-tree in a pot. You would take it for granted that it was a staircase like all other staircases, intended to take you to the second story. You might go into the Groarty home a hundred times, and see it both day and night, before it would occur to you there was anything wrong; but suddenly—standing outside on some idle day—it would flash over you that the Groarty home had a flat roof over its entire extent, and at no part was there any second story. Then you would go inside, inspired by a new, malignant curiosity, and would study the staircase and landing, and realize that they didn’t lead anywhere, their beauty was its own excuse for being.

When you stepped inside the house, the first thing that caught your eye was the shine; the most amazing gloss you’d ever seen on the woodwork. To enhance the effect, the painter had made it wavy, mimicking the grain of oak; there must have been thousands of lines, each one a unique wiggle of a brush. The fireplace was made of colorful stones, highly polished and sparkling like jewels. In the back of the room, the most striking feature was a wooden staircase with a balustrade, also shiny and wavy; this staircase curved and led to a platform with a palm tree in a pot. You would assume it was just like any other staircase, meant to take you to the second floor. You could enter the Groarty home a hundred times, seeing it both day and night, without realizing anything was off; but suddenly—standing outside on a lazy day—it would hit you that the Groarty home had a flat roof covering its entire area, and there was no second floor at all. Then you would go inside, driven by a newfound, curious desire to explore, and you would examine the staircase and landing, realizing they didn’t lead anywhere; their beauty was its own justification for existing.

Mrs. Groarty stood by the centre-table of her living-room, awaiting the arrival of the expected company. There was a bowl of roses in a vase on this table, and immediately in front of it, conspicuous under the electric lamp, was a handsome volume bound in blue cloth and stamped with gold letters: “The Ladies’ Guide: A Practical Handbook of Gentility.” It was the only book in the Groarty home, and it had been there only two days; an intelligent clerk in the department-store, after selling the satin robe, had mentioned to the future “oil-queen” the existence of this bargain in the literature department. Mrs. Groarty had been studying the volume at spare moments, and now had it set out as an exhibit of culture.

Mrs. Groarty stood by the center table in her living room, waiting for the expected guests to arrive. There was a bowl of roses in a vase on the table, and right in front of it, illuminated by the electric lamp, was a beautiful book bound in blue cloth with gold lettering: “The Ladies’ Guide: A Practical Handbook of Gentility.” It was the only book in the Groarty home, and it had only been there for two days; a smart clerk at the department store had mentioned this great find in the literature section after selling her the satin robe. Mrs. Groarty had been going through the book during her free moments, and now she had it displayed as a symbol of sophistication.

The first to arrive was the widow Murchey, who had only to come from the end of the block, where she lived in a little bungalow with her two children; she was frail, and timid of manner, and wore black wristbands. She went into raptures over Mrs. Groarty’s costume, and congratulated her on her good fortune in being on the south slope of the hill, where one could wear fine dresses. Over on the north side, where the prevailing winds had blown the oil, you ruined your shoes every time you went out. Some people still did not dare to light their kitchen fires, for fear of an explosion.

The first to arrive was the widow Murchey, who only had to come from the end of the block, where she lived in a small bungalow with her two kids; she was fragile, timid in her demeanor, and wore black wristbands. She gushed over Mrs. Groarty’s outfit and praised her luck for living on the south slope of the hill, where you could wear nice clothes. Over on the north side, where the prevailing winds had blown the oil, you ruined your shoes every time you stepped outside. Some people were still too scared to light their kitchen fires, fearing an explosion.

Then came the Walter Blacks, Mr. and Mrs. and their grown son, owners of the southwest corner lot; they were in real estate in the city. Mr. Black wore a checked suit, an expansive manner, and a benevolent protective gold animal as watch-fob on his ample front. Mrs. Black, also ample, had clothes at home as good as Mrs. Groarty’s, but her manner said that she hadn’t put them on to come out to any cabbage-patch. They were followed by Mr. Dumpery, the carpenter, who had a little cottage in back of the Groarty’s, fronting on Eldorado Road, the other side of the block; Mr. Dumpery was a quiet little man, with shoulders bowed and hands knotted by a life-time of toil. He was not very good at figures, and was distressed by these sudden uncertainties which had invaded his life.

Then came the Walter Blacks—Mr. and Mrs. Black and their grown son—who owned the southwest corner lot. They worked in real estate in the city. Mr. Black wore a checked suit, had a big personality, and a gold animal watch fob hanging from his big belly. Mrs. Black, also well-proportioned, had clothes at home that were just as nice as Mrs. Groarty’s, but her demeanor suggested she wasn’t dressed for a casual outing. They were followed by Mr. Dumpery, the carpenter, who lived in a small cottage behind the Groarty’s, facing Eldorado Road on the other side of the block. Mr. Dumpery was a quiet man with hunched shoulders and hands gnarled from a lifetime of hard work. He wasn't very good with numbers and was troubled by the sudden uncertainties that had disrupted his life.

Next came the Raithels, who had a candy-store in town, a very genteel young couple, anxious to please everybody, and much distressed because it had so far proven impossible; they were the owners of one of the “little lots.” Then Mr. Hank, a lean and hatchet-faced man with an exasperating voice; he owned the next “little lot,” and because he had been a gold miner, considered himself an authority on oil leases. After him came his enemy, Mr. Dibble, the lawyer, who represented the absent owner of the northwest corner, and had made trouble by insisting on many technicalities difficult for non-lawyers to understand; he had tried hard to separate the north half of the block, and was regarded as a traitor by those of the south half. Then came Mr. Golighty, one of the “medium lots.” His occupation was not known, but he impressed everyone by his clothing and cultured manner; he was a reconciler, with a suave, rotund voice, and talked a great deal, the only trouble being that when he got through you were a little uncertain as to what he had said.

Next were the Raithels, a refined young couple who owned a candy store in town. They were eager to please everyone but felt frustrated since it had been impossible so far. They owned one of the "little lots." Then there was Mr. Hank, a lean man with a sharp face and an annoying voice; he owned the next "little lot" and, having been a gold miner, saw himself as an expert on oil leases. After him came his rival, Mr. Dibble, the lawyer, who represented the absent owner of the northwest corner and caused trouble by insisting on many complicated technicalities that non-lawyers found hard to grasp. He had tried to split the north half of the block from the south half and was seen as a traitor by those on the south side. Next was Mr. Golighty, who owned one of the "medium lots." His job was unknown, but he made a strong impression with his fashionable clothes and cultured demeanor. He was a peacemaker with a smooth, round voice and talked a lot, but the only issue was that by the end of his speech, you were often unsure about what he had actually said.

The Bromleys arrived, an elderly couple of means, driving a big car. They brought with them the Lohlkers, two little Jewish tailors, whom ordinarily they would have talked with only in the tailor-shop; but with these allies they controlled four of the “medium lots,” which was sufficient for a drilling site, and cutting right across the block, had enabled them to threaten the rest with a separate lease. Behind them came the Sivons, walking from their house on the northeast corner; they were pretentious people, who looked down on the rest of the neighborhood—and without any cause, for they drove a second-hand car, three years out of date. They were the people who had got this lease, and everyone was sure they were getting a big “rake-off” on the side; but there was no way to prove it, and nothing you could do about it, for the reason that all the others who had brought leasing propositions had been secretly promised a similar “rake-off.”

The Bromleys arrived, an elderly couple with money, driving a big car. They brought along the Lohlkers, two little Jewish tailors, whom they usually only talked to in the tailor shop; but with these allies, they controlled four of the “medium lots,” which was enough for a drilling site, and cutting right across the block allowed them to threaten the rest with a separate lease. Behind them came the Sivons, walking from their house on the northeast corner; they were pretentious people who looked down on the rest of the neighborhood—and for no good reason, since they drove a second-hand car that was three years old. They were the ones who had acquired this lease, and everyone believed they were getting a big “kickback” on the side; but there was no way to prove it, and nothing anyone could do about it, because all the others who had submitted leasing proposals had been secretly promised a similar “kickback.”

With them came Mr. Sahm, a plasterer, who lived in a temporary “garage-house” on the “little lot” adjoining the Sivons. His dwelling amounted to nothing, nevertheless he had been the one who had clamored most strenuously that the houses should be moved at the lessor’s expense; he had even tried to put in a provision for compensation for the rows of beans and tomatoes he had planted on his lot. The others had sought to hoot him down, when to their dismay the silent Mr. Dumpery, the carpenter, arose, declaring that it seemed to him a quite sensible request; he had seven rows of corn, himself, and beans in full blossom, and he thought the contract should at least contain a provision that the first well should be drilled on some lot which was not planted, so as to give the gardeners time to reap the benefit of their labor.

With them came Mr. Sahm, a plasterer, who lived in a temporary “garage-house” on the “little lot” next to the Sivons. His living situation was minimal, but he had been the loudest vocal advocate for relocating the houses at the landlord’s expense; he even tried to include a provision for compensation for the rows of beans and tomatoes he had planted on his lot. The others had tried to shut him down, when to their surprise, the quiet Mr. Dumpery, the carpenter, stood up, stating that it seemed like a perfectly reasonable request; he had seven rows of corn himself, along with blooming beans, and he thought the contract should at least include a provision that the first well should be drilled on a lot that wasn’t planted, so the gardeners would have time to reap the benefits of their work.

III

It was seven-thirty, the hour set for the meeting; and everybody looked about, waiting for somebody else to begin. At last a stranger rose, a big six-footer with a slow drawl, introducing himself as Mr. F. T. Merriweather, attorney for Mr. and Mrs. Black, owners of the southwest corner; by his advice, these parties wished to request a slight change in the wording of the lease.

It was seven-thirty, the scheduled time for the meeting, and everyone looked around, waiting for someone else to start. Finally, a stranger stood up, a tall guy with a slow drawl, introducing himself as Mr. F. T. Merriweather, attorney for Mr. and Mrs. Black, who owned the southwest corner. At their request, he wanted to propose a small change in the wording of the lease.

Changes in the lease?” It was the hatchet-faced Mr. Hank who leaped up. “I thought it was agreed we’d make no more changes?”

Lease changes?” It was the stern-looking Mr. Hank who jumped up. “I thought we agreed not to make any more changes?”

“This is a very small matter, sir—”

“This is a really minor issue, sir—”

“But Mr. Ross is to be here in fifteen minutes, ready to sign up!”

“But Mr. Ross will be here in fifteen minutes, ready to sign up!”

“This is a detail, which can be changed in five minutes.”

“This is a detail that can be changed in five minutes.”

There was an ominous silence. “Well, what is your change?”

There was a tense silence. “So, what’s your change?”

“Merely this,” said Mr. Merriweather; “it should be explicitly stated that in figuring the area for the apportioning of the royalty, due regard shall be paid to the provision of the law that oil rights run to the centre of the street, and to the centre of the alley in the rear.”

“Just this,” said Mr. Merriweather; “it should be clearly stated that when calculating the area for dividing the royalty, proper attention should be given to the law that oil rights extend to the center of the street and to the center of the alley in the back.”

What’s that?” Eyes and mouths went open, and there was a general murmur of amazement and dissent. “Where do you get that?” cried Mr. Hank.

What's that?” Eyes and mouths opened wide, and there was a general murmur of surprise and disagreement. “Where did you get that?” shouted Mr. Hank.

“I get it from the statutes of the State of California.”

“I get it from the laws of the State of California.”

“Well, you don’t get it from this lease, and you don’t get it from me!” There was a chorus of support: “I should think not! Whoever heard of such a thing? Ridiculous!”

“Well, you won’t get it from this lease, and you won’t get it from me!” There was a chorus of support: “I should hope not! Who ever heard of such a thing? Ridiculous!”

“I think I speak for the majority here,” said old Mr. Bromley. “We had no such understanding; we assumed that the area of the lots to be taken was that given on the maps of the company.”

“I think I speak for most of us here,” said old Mr. Bromley. “We had no such agreement; we assumed that the size of the lots to be taken was what was shown on the company’s maps.”

“Certainly, certainly!” cried Mrs. Groarty.

"Absolutely, absolutely!" exclaimed Mrs. Groarty.

“I think, Mrs. Groarty,” replied Mr. Dibble, the lawyer, “there has been an unfortunate accident, owing to your unfamiliarity with the oil-laws of the State. The provisions of the statute are clear.”

“I think, Mrs. Groarty,” replied Mr. Dibble, the lawyer, “there’s been an unfortunate accident because you’re not familiar with the oil laws of the state. The rules of the statute are clear.”

“Oh, yes, of course!” snapped Mrs. Groarty. “We don’t need to be told what you would say, seeing as you represent a corner lot, and the corner lots will get twice as much money!”

“Oh, yes, of course!” snapped Mrs. Groarty. “We don’t need you to tell us what you would say, considering you represent a corner lot, and corner lots will get twice as much money!”

“Not so bad as that, Mrs. Groarty. Don’t forget that your own lot will run to the centre of Las Robles Boulevard, which is eighty feet wide.”

“Not so bad as that, Mrs. Groarty. Don’t forget that your lot goes all the way to the middle of Las Robles Boulevard, which is eighty feet wide.”

“Yes, but your lot will run to the centre of the side street also—”

“Yes, but your group will extend to the middle of the side street too—”

“Yes, Mrs. Groarty, but El Centro Avenue is only sixty feet wide.”

“Yes, Mrs. Groarty, but El Centro Avenue is only sixty feet wide.”

“What it means is just this, you make your lots ninety-five feet lots, instead of sixty-five feet lots, as we all thought when we give up and consented to let the big lots have a bigger share.”

“What it means is this: you make your lots ninety-five feet instead of sixty-five feet, like we all assumed when we gave up and agreed to let the big lots have a bigger share.”

“And you were going to let us sign that!” shouted Mr. Hank. “You were sitting still and working that swindle on us!”

“And you were going to let us sign that!” shouted Mr. Hank. “You were just sitting there and trying to pull that scam on us!”

“Gentlemen! Gentlemen!” boomed the voice of Mr. Golighty, the conciliator.

“Gentlemen! Gentlemen!” shouted Mr. Golighty, the peacemaker.

“Let me git this straight,” broke in Abe Lohlker, the tailor. “Eldorado Road ain’t so wide as Los Robles Boulevard, so us fellers on the east half don’t git so much money as the others.”

“Let me get this straight,” interrupted Abe Lohlker, the tailor. “Eldorado Road isn’t as wide as Los Robles Boulevard, so we guys on the east side don’t get as much money as the others.”

“That amounts to practically nothing,” said Mr. Merriweather. “You can figure—”

“That adds up to almost nothing,” said Mr. Merriweather. “You can calculate—”

“Sure I can figger! But then, if it don’t amount to nothin’, what you comin’ here bustin’ up our lease about it for?”

“Sure, I can figure it out! But then, if it doesn’t mean anything, why are you coming here and breaking up our agreement over it?”

“I can tell you this right now!” cried Mr. Hank. “You’ll never get me to sign no such agreement.”

“I can tell you this right now!” shouted Mr. Hank. “You’ll never get me to sign any such agreement.”

“Nor me,” said Miss Snypp, the trained nurse, a decided young lady with spectacles. “I think us little lots have put up with our share of imposition.”

“Not me,” said Miss Snypp, the trained nurse, a determined young woman with glasses. “I think we little ones have dealt with our fair share of unfair treatment.”

“What I say,” added Mr. Hank, “let’s go back to the original agreement, the only sensible one, share and share alike, all lots equal, same as we vote.”

“What I’m saying,” Mr. Hank added, “let’s return to the original agreement, the only reasonable one: share and share alike, all lots equal, just like we vote.”

“Let me point out something, Mr. Hank,” said Mr. Dibble, with much dignity. “Am I correct in the impression that you own one of the little lots adjoining the alley?”

“Let me remind you of something, Mr. Hank,” said Mr. Dibble, with great dignity. “Am I right in thinking that you own one of the small lots next to the alley?”

“Yes, I do.”

"Absolutely, I do."

“Well, then, have you figured that the law entitles you to an extra fifteen feet all along that alley? That puts you somewhat ahead of the medium lots.”

"Well, have you realized that the law gives you an extra fifteen feet all along that alley? That puts you ahead of the average lots."

Mr. Hank’s lantern jaw dropped down. “Oh!” he said.

Mr. Hank's jaw dropped. "Oh!" he said.

And Mrs. Groarty burst into laughter. “Oh! Oh! That changes it, of course! It’s us medium lots that are the suckers now—us that make up half the lease!”

And Mrs. Groarty erupted in laughter. “Oh! Oh! That definitely changes things! It’s us average folks who are the ones getting taken advantage of now—we make up half the lease!”

“And us little lots that ain’t on the alley!” cried Mrs. Keith, the wife of a baseball player. “What about my husband and I?”

“And what about us little folks who aren’t on the alley?” cried Mrs. Keith, the wife of a baseball player. “What about my husband and me?”

“It looks to me we’re clean busted up,” said Mr. Sahm, the plasterer. “We don’t know who we belong with no more.” Like most of the men in the room, he had got out a pencil and paper, and was trying to figure this new arrangement; and the more he figured, the more complications he discovered.

“It seems to me we’re totally messed up,” said Mr. Sahm, the plasterer. “We don’t know who we’re aligned with anymore.” Like most of the men in the room, he had taken out a pencil and paper and was trying to make sense of this new setup; and the more he calculated, the more complications he uncovered.

IV

It had been the Walter Browns who had started the idea of a “community agreement” for this block. Two or three lots were enough for a well, but for such a lease you could only get some small concern, and like as not you would fall into the hands of a speculator, and be bartered about, perhaps exploited by a “syndicate” and sold in “units,” or tied up in a broken contract, and have to sit by and watch while other people drained the oil from under your land. No, the thing to do was to get a whole block together; then you had enough for half a dozen wells, and could deal with one of the big companies, and you would get quick drilling, and more important yet, you would be sure of your royalties when they were earned.

It was the Walter Browns who had kicked off the idea of a “community agreement” for this block. Two or three lots were enough for a well, but if you leased that, you'd only end up with some small operation, likely falling into the hands of a speculator. You could be bought and sold, maybe even taken advantage of by a “syndicate” and sold in “units,” or get stuck in a terrible contract, just watching while others drained the oil beneath your land. No, the smart move was to gather the whole block together; that way, you'd have enough for half a dozen wells, could negotiate with one of the major companies, ensuring quick drilling, and more importantly, you would be guaranteed your royalties once they were earned.

So, after much labor, and pulling and hauling, and threatening and cajoling, and bargaining and intriguing, the owners of the twenty-four lots had met at the Groarty home, and had signed their names, both husbands and wives, to a “community agreement,” to the effect that none of them would lease apart from the others. This document had been duly recorded in the county archives; and now day by day they were realizing what they had done to themselves. They had agreed to agree; and from that time on, they had never been able to agree to anything!

So, after a lot of hard work, effort, threats, coaxing, negotiating, and scheming, the owners of the twenty-four lots gathered at the Groarty home and signed a "community agreement," stating that none of them would lease their properties separately. This document was officially recorded in the county archives, and now, day by day, they were coming to terms with what they had done to themselves. They had agreed to work together; and from that point on, they never seemed to agree on anything!

They met at seven-thirty every evening, and wrangled until midnight or later; they went home exhausted, and could not sleep; they neglected their business and their house-keeping and the watering of their lawns—what was the use of working like a slave when you were going to be rich? They held minority meetings, and formed factional groups, and made pledges which they broke, more or less secretly, before the sun had set. Their frail human nature was subjected to a strain greater than it was made for; the fires of greed had been lighted in their hearts, and fanned to a white heat that melted every principle and every law.

They met at seven-thirty every evening and argued until midnight or later; they left feeling drained and couldn’t sleep. They ignored their work, household chores, and lawn care—what was the point of toiling away when they were going to be rich? They held meetings for their group and formed smaller factions, making promises they broke, often before the day was over. Their fragile humanity was pushed to its limits; the flames of greed had been ignited in their hearts and stoked to an intensity that burned away every principle and law.

The “lease-hounds” were on their trail, besieging their homes, ringing the telephone, following them in automobiles. But each new proposition, instead of satisfaction, brought worry, suspicion and hate. Whoever proposed it, must be trying to cheat the rest; whoever defended it, must have entered into league with him. No one of them but knew the possibilities of treasons and stratagems; even the mildest of them—poor, inoffensive Mr. Dumpery, the carpenter, who, dragging his steps home from the trolley, with fingers sore and back aching from the driving of several thousand shingle-nails on a roof, was met by a man driving a palatial limousine. “Step in, Mr. Dumpery,” said the man. “This is a fine car, don’t you think? How would you like to have me get out and leave you in it? I’ll be very glad to do that if you’ll persuade your group to sign up with the Couch Syndicate.” “Oh, no,” said Mr. Dumpery, “I couldn’t do that, I promised Miss Snypp I’d stick by the Owens plan.” “Well, you can forget that,” said the other. “I’ve just had a talk with Miss Snypp, and she is willing to take an automobile.”

The “lease-hounds” were on their case, bombarding their homes, ringing the phone, and following them in cars. But with each new suggestion, instead of feeling satisfied, they only experienced worry, suspicion, and hate. Anyone who proposed it was trying to cheat the rest; anyone who defended it must have teamed up with him. Each of them understood the potential for betrayal and schemes; even the gentlest among them—poor, harmless Mr. Dumpery, the carpenter, who was dragging himself home from the trolley, with sore fingers and a back aching from driving thousands of shingle nails into a roof—was approached by a man in a fancy limousine. “Get in, Mr. Dumpery,” said the man. “This is a nice car, don’t you think? How about I get out and leave you in it? I’d be happy to do that if you can convince your group to join the Couch Syndicate.” “Oh, no,” Mr. Dumpery replied, “I can’t do that; I promised Miss Snypp I’d stick with the Owens plan.” “Well, you can ignore that,” the man said. “I just spoke with Miss Snypp, and she’s ready to take a ride.”

They had got into a condition of perpetual hysteria, when suddenly hope broke upon them, like the sun out of storm-clouds; Mr. and Mrs. Sivon brought a proposition from a man named Skutt, who represented J. Arnold Ross, and made them the best offer they had yet had—one thousand dollars cash bonus for each lot, one-fourth royalty, and an agreement to “spud in” the first well within thirty days, under penalty of another thousand dollars per lot, this forfeit to be posted in the bank.

They had fallen into a state of constant panic when, all of a sudden, hope hit them like sunlight breaking through storm clouds. Mr. and Mrs. Sivon brought a proposal from a man named Skutt, who was representing J. Arnold Ross, and made them the best offer they had received so far—one thousand dollars cash bonus for each lot, a one-fourth royalty, and a promise to start drilling the first well within thirty days, with the penalty of losing another thousand dollars per lot if they didn’t, which would be deposited in the bank as a forfeit.

All of them knew about J. Arnold Ross; the local papers had had articles telling how another “big operator” was entering the new field. The papers printed his picture, and a sketch of his life—a typical American, risen from the ranks, glorifying once more this great land of opportunity. Mr. Sahm, the plasterer, and Mr. Dumpery, the carpenter, and Mr. Hank, the miner, and Mr. Groarty, the night watchman, and Mr. Raithel, the candy-store keeper, and Messrs. Lohlker and Lohlker, ladies’ and gents’ tailors, felt a glow of the heart as they read these stories. Their chance had come now, it was the land of opportunity for them!

Everyone knew about J. Arnold Ross; the local newspapers had featured articles announcing how another “big player” was stepping into the new field. The papers published his photo and a summary of his life—a typical American, who had risen from humble beginnings, once again showcasing this great land of opportunity. Mr. Sahm, the plasterer, Mr. Dumpery, the carpenter, Mr. Hank, the miner, Mr. Groarty, the night watchman, Mr. Raithel, the candy-store owner, and Messrs. Lohlker and Lohlker, the tailors for both ladies and men, felt a warm sense of pride as they read these stories. Their moment had arrived; this was the land of opportunity for them!

There was another agonizing wrangle, as a result of which the big and medium lots decided to drop their differences; they voted against the little lots, and drew up a lease on the basis of each lot receiving a share of royalty proportioned to its area. They notified Mr. Skutt that they were ready, and Mr. Skutt arranged for the great Mr. Ross to meet them at a quarter to eight the following evening and sign the papers. And now, here they were, exactly on the minute appointed—and they were in another mess! Here were four of the “little lots,” set unexpectedly above the “medium lots”; as a result of which, four “big lots” and four “big little lots” were in favor of the lease, and four “little little lots” and twelve “medium lots” were against it!

There was another painful argument, which led the big and medium lots to decide to set aside their differences; they voted against the small lots and created a lease where each lot would get a share of the royalties based on its size. They informed Mr. Skutt that they were ready, and he arranged for the important Mr. Ross to meet them at 7:45 the next evening to sign the documents. And now, here they were, right on time—and they were in another mess! Four of the “small lots” unexpectedly ranked above the “medium lots”; as a result, four “big lots” and four “big small lots” supported the lease, while four “small small lots” and twelve “medium lots” opposed it!

Here was Miss Snypp, her face brick-red with wrath, shaking her finger at Mr. Hank. “Let me tell you, you’ll never get me to put my signature on that paper—never in this world!” And here was Mr. Hank, shouting back: “Let me tell you, the law will make you sign it, if the majority votes for it!” And here was Mrs. Groarty, forgetting all about the Practical Handbook of Gentility, glaring at Mr. Hank and clenching her hands as if she had him by the throat: “And you the feller that was yellin’ for the rights of the little lots! You was for sharin’ and sharin’ alike—you snake in the grass!” Such was the state to which they had come, when suddenly every voice was stilled, clenched hands were loosened, and angry looks died away. A knock upon the door, a sharp, commanding knock; and to every person in the room came the identical thought: J. Arnold Ross!

Here was Miss Snypp, her face bright red with anger, shaking her finger at Mr. Hank. “Let me tell you, you’ll never get me to sign that paper—never in this world!” And here was Mr. Hank, shouting back: “Let me tell you, the law will create you sign it if the majority votes for it!” And here was Mrs. Groarty, forgetting all about the Practical Handbook of Gentility, glaring at Mr. Hank and clenching her hands as if she had him by the throat: “And you’re the one who was yelling for the rights of the little guys! You were all about sharing and sharing equally—you snake in the grass!” Such was the state they had reached when suddenly every voice fell silent, clenched hands relaxed, and angry looks faded away. A knock on the door, a sharp, commanding knock; and to everyone in the room came the same thought: J. Arnold Ross!

V

Not many of these men would ever read a book on etiquette; they would learn about life from action—and here was an occasion, the most instructive that had so far come to them. They learned that when a great man comes into a room, he comes first, preceding his subordinates. They learned that he wears a majestic big overcoat, and stands in silence until he is introduced by a subordinate. “Ladies and gentlemen,” said the lease-agent, Skutt, “this is Mr. J. Arnold Ross.” Whereupon Mr. Ross smiled agreeably, taking in the entire company: “Good evenin’, ladies and gentlemen.” Half a dozen men arose, offering him a chair; he took a large one, quite simply, and without wasting time in discussion—realizing, no doubt, how he would be embarrassing the hostess if he called attention to a shortage of chairs.

Not many of these men would ever read a book on etiquette; they learned about life through experience—and this was the most valuable lesson they had encountered so far. They discovered that when a great man enters a room, he arrives first, ahead of his subordinates. They observed that he wears a grand overcoat and stands in silence until a subordinate introduces him. “Ladies and gentlemen,” said the lease-agent, Skutt, “this is Mr. J. Arnold Ross.” Mr. Ross then smiled warmly, surveying the entire group: “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.” Half a dozen men stood up, offering him a chair; he chose a large one, quite simply, without wasting time discussing it—surely knowing he would embarrass the hostess by pointing out the lack of chairs.

Behind him stood another man, also big. “Mr. Alston D. Prentice,” said Skutt, and they were doubly impressed, this being a famous lawyer from Angel City. Also there had entered a little boy, apparently a son of Mr. Ross. The women in the room many of them had little boys of their own, each one destined to grow up into a great oil man; therefore they watched the Ross boy, and learned that such a boy stays close by his father, and says nothing, but takes in everything with eager roving eyes. As soon as possible he gets himself a perch in the window-sill, where he sits listening, as attentively as if he were a man.

Behind him stood another tall man. “Mr. Alston D. Prentice,” Skutt introduced, and they were even more impressed, as he was a well-known lawyer from Angel City. A little boy also entered, seemingly the son of Mr. Ross. The women in the room, many of whom had young sons of their own, each hoping their boy would grow up to be a successful oilman, watched the Ross boy closely. They noticed that he stayed right by his father, said nothing, but observed everything with curious, wandering eyes. As soon as he could, he found a spot on the windowsill, where he sat listening as intently as if he were an adult.

Mrs. Groarty had got all the chairs her neighbors could spare, and had visited the “morticians” and rented a dozen camp-chairs; but still there was a shortage, and the etiquette book did not tell you what to do. But these rough and ready Western men had solved the problem, having sought out the wood-shed, which was behind the garage, and fetched some empty “lug-boxes,” such as you got when you bought peaches and apricots and plums for canning. Set up on end, these made satisfactory seats, and the company was soon settled.

Mrs. Groarty had gathered all the chairs her neighbors could lend and had visited the funeral home to rent a dozen camp chairs; but there was still a shortage, and the etiquette book didn't provide any guidance. However, these straightforward Western men found a solution by locating the wood shed behind the garage and bringing back some empty "lug boxes" that you typically got when buying peaches, apricots, and plums for preserving. Set up on their ends, these made decent seats, and everyone quickly got comfortable.

“Well, folks,” said Mr. Skutt, genially. “Everything ready?”

“Well, everyone,” said Mr. Skutt, cheerfully. “Is everything set?”

“No,” said the acid voice of Mr. Hank. “We ain’t ready. We can’t agree.”

“No,” said Mr. Hank in a sharp voice. “We're not ready. We can’t agree.”

“What?” cried the “lease-hound.” “Why, you told me you had got together!”

“What?” shouted the “lease-hound.” “But you said you had gotten together!”

“I know. But we’re busted open again.”

“I know. But we’re exposed again.”

“What is the matter?”

"What's the matter?"

Half a dozen people started to tell what was the matter; The voice of Mr. Sahm prevailed over the rest. “There’s some people come here with too good lawyers, and they’ve raked up what they claim is laws that the rest of us won’t stand for.”

Half a dozen people began to explain what was going on; Mr. Sahm's voice stood out above the others. “Some people have come here with really good lawyers, and they’ve dug up what they say are laws that the rest of us won’t accept.”

“Well now,” said Mr. Skutt, politely, “Mr. Prentice here is a very good lawyer, and perhaps he can help clear up the matter.”

“Well now,” Mr. Skutt said politely, “Mr. Prentice here is a really good lawyer, and maybe he can help sort this out.”

So, more or less in chorus, they explained, and made known their protests at the same time. Then Mr. Ross’ lawyer, speaking ex cathedra, advised them that the statement of the law was absolutely correct, the lease as it stood would be interpreted to mean the area to the middle of the streets and alleys; but of course there was nothing to prevent their making a different arrangement if they saw fit, and so specifying in the lease.

So, in a sort of chorus, they explained and expressed their protests at the same time. Then Mr. Ross’s lawyer, speaking authoritatively, informed them that the statement of the law was completely accurate: the lease as it was written would be understood to include the area up to the middle of the streets and alleys. But, of course, there was nothing stopping them from creating a different arrangement if they wanted to, and clearly specifying that in the lease.

And then the fat was in the fire; they began to argue their rights and wrongs, and their animosities flamed so hotly that they forgot even the presence of J. Arnold Ross, and of his eminent lawyer. “I said it once, and I’ll say it again,” declared Miss Snypp—“Never! Never!”

And then everything got heated; they started arguing about what was right and wrong, and their hatred flared up so intensely that they even forgot J. Arnold Ross and his prominent lawyer were there. “I said it once, and I’ll say it again,” declared Miss Snypp—“Never! Never!”

“You’ll sign if we vote it!” cried Mr. Hank.

“You'll sign if we vote on it!” shouted Mr. Hank.

“You try it and see!”

“Give it a shot!”

“You mean you think you can break the agreement?”

“You really think you can break the agreement?”

“I mean I’ve got a lawyer that says he can break it any day I tell him.”

“I’ve got a lawyer who says he can break it any day I want.”

“Well, I’ll say this,” put in Mr. Dibble; “speaking as a lawyer—and I think my colleagues, Mr. Prentice and Mr. Merriweather will back me—that agreement is iron-clad.”

“Well, I’ll say this,” added Mr. Dibble; “speaking as a lawyer—and I think my colleagues, Mr. Prentice and Mr. Merriweather will agree with me—that agreement is solid.”

“Well, at least we can tie you up in the courts!” cried Mr. Sahm. “And keep you there for a year or two!”

"Well, at least we can take you to court!" shouted Mr. Sahm. "And keep you there for a year or two!"

“A fat lot o’ good that’ll do you!” sneered Mr. Hank.

“A lot of good that will do you!” sneered Mr. Hank.

“Well, we’d as soon be robbed by one set of thieves as another,” declared Miss Snypp.

“Well, we might as well be robbed by one group of thieves as another,” declared Miss Snypp.

“Now, now, folks!” put in Ben Skutt, hastily. “Surely we’re none of us goin’ to cut off our noses to spite our faces. Don’t you think you better let Mr. Ross tell you about his plans?”

“Alright, everyone!” said Ben Skutt quickly. “I don’t think any of us want to hurt ourselves out of spite. Don’t you think it’s better to let Mr. Ross share his plans with us?”

“Sure, let’s hear Mr. Ross!” cried Mr. Golighty; and there was a chorus—yes, by all means they would hear Mr. Ross. If anyone could save them, it was he!

“Sure, let’s hear from Mr. Ross!” shouted Mr. Golighty; and there was a chorus—yes, they definitely wanted to hear from Mr. Ross. If anyone could save them, it was him!

VI

Mr. Ross arose, slowly and gravely. He had already taken off his big overcoat, and folded it and laid it neatly on the rug beside his chair; the housewives had made note of that, and would use it in future domestic arguments. He faced them now, a portly person in a comfortable serge suit, his features serious but kindly, and speaking to them in a benevolent, almost fatherly voice. If you are troubled by the fact that he differs from you in the use of language, bear in mind that it is not the English but the southwestern American language that he is using. You would need to play the oil-game out in that country, in order to realize that a man may say, “I jist done it onst, and I’m a-goin’ to do it again,” and yet be dressed like a metropolitan banker, and have the calm assurance of a major-general commanding, and the kindly dignity of an Episcopal bishop. Said Mr. J. Arnold Ross:

Mr. Ross stood up slowly and seriously. He had already taken off his big overcoat, folded it, and placed it neatly on the rug next to his chair; the housewives had noticed that and would reference it in future domestic disputes. He faced them now, a robust man in a comfortable suit, his expression serious yet warm, speaking in a kind, almost fatherly tone. If you’re bothered by his different way of speaking, remember he’s using Southwestern American English, not just standard English. You’d need to be involved in that local culture to understand that a man could say, “I just did it once, and I’m going to do it again,” while looking like a sophisticated banker and carrying the calm confidence of a major general along with the dignified kindness of an Episcopal bishop. Mr. J. Arnold Ross said:

“Ladies and gentlemen, I traveled over jist about half our state to get here this evenin’. I couldn’t get away sooner, because my new well was a-comin’ in at Lobos River, and I had to see about it. That well is now flowin’ four thousand barrel, and payin’ me an income of five thousand dollars a day. I got two others drillin’, and I got sixteen producin’ at Antelope. So, ladies and gentlemen, if I say I’m an oil man, you got to agree.

“Ladies and gentlemen, I traveled almost halfway across our state to get here this evening. I couldn’t leave earlier because my new well was coming in at Lobos River, and I had to check on it. That well is now flowing four thousand barrels and earning me five thousand dollars a day. I have two others being drilled, and I have sixteen producing at Antelope. So, ladies and gentlemen, if I say I’m an oil man, you have to agree."

“You got a great chanct here, ladies and gentlemen; but bear in mind, you can lose it all if you ain’t careful. Out of all the fellers that beg you for a chanct to drill your land, maybe one in twenty will be oil men; the rest will be speculators, fellers tryin’ to get between you and the oil men, to get some of the money that ought by rights come to you. Even if you find one that has money, and means to drill, he’ll maybe know nothin’ about drillin’, and have to hire out the job on contract—and then you’re dependin’ on a contractor that’s tryin’ to rush the job through, so as to get to another contract jist as quick as he can.

"You have a great opportunity here, everyone, but keep in mind that you could lose everything if you're not careful. Out of all the guys who ask you for a chance to drill on your land, maybe one in twenty is actually an oil expert; the rest are just speculators, trying to get between you and the oil men to take some of the money that should rightfully belong to you. Even if you do find someone with money and the intention to drill, they might know nothing about drilling and will have to hire a contractor—then you’re relying on a contractor who’s in a hurry to finish the job so they can move on to the next one as quickly as possible."

“But, ladies and gentlemen, I do my own drillin’, and the fellers that work for me are fellers I know. I make it my business to be there and see to their work. I don’t lose my tools in the hole, and spend months a-fishin’; I don’t botch the cementin’ off, and let water into the hole, and ruin the whole lease. And let me tell you, I’m fixed right now like no other man or company in this field. Because my Lobos River well has jist come in, I got a string of tools all ready to put to work. I can load a rig onto trucks, and have them here in a week. I’ve got business connections, so I can get the lumber for the derrick—such things go by friendship, in a rush like this. That’s why I can guarantee to start drillin’, and put up the cash to back my word. I assure you whatever the others promise to do, when it comes to the showdown, they won’t be there.

“But, ladies and gentlemen, I do my own drilling, and the guys who work for me are people I know. I make it a priority to be there and check their work. I don’t lose my tools down the hole and spend months fishing them out; I don’t mess up the cementing and let water into the hole, ruining the entire lease. And let me tell you, I’m currently set up like no one else in this field. My Lobos River well has just come in, and I have a full set of tools ready to go. I can load a rig onto trucks and have them here in a week. I have business connections that allow me to get the lumber for the derrick—these things depend on friendships, especially in a rush like this. That’s why I can guarantee to start drilling and back my word with cash. I promise you that whatever the others claim they can do, when it really matters, they won’t be there.”

“Ladies and gentlemen, it’s not up to me to say how you’re a-goin’ to divide the royalty. But let me say this; whatever you give up, so as to get together, it’ll be small compared to what you may lose by delay, and by fallin’ into the hands of gamblers and crooks. Ladies and gentlemen, take it from me as an oil man, there ain’t a-goin’ to be many gushers here at Prospect Hill; the pressure under the ground will soon let up, and it’ll be them that get their wells down first that’ll get the oil. A field plays out very quick; in two or three years you’ll see all these here wells on the pump—yes, even this discovery well that’s got you all crazy. So, take my word for it, and don’t break up this lease; take a smaller share of royalty, if you must, and I’ll see that it’s a small share of a big royalty, so you won’t lose in real money. That, ladies and gentlemen, is what I had to say.”

“Ladies and gentlemen, I can’t tell you how to split the royalty. But let me say this: whatever you give up to work together will be nothing compared to what you might lose by waiting and getting caught up with gamblers and crooks. Ladies and gentlemen, trust me as someone in the oil business; there aren’t going to be many gushers here at Prospect Hill; the pressure underground will drop soon, and it’ll be those who get their wells drilled first that will strike oil. A field plays out very quickly; in two or three years, you’ll see all these wells up and running—yes, even this discovery well that’s got you all excited. So, believe me, don’t break up this lease; take a smaller share of royalty if you have to, and I’ll make sure it’s a small share of a big royalty, so you won’t lose out in actual money. That, ladies and gentlemen, is what I had to say.”

The great man stood, as if waiting to see if anyone had anything to answer; then he sat down, and there was a pause in the proceedings. His had been weighty words, and no one quite had the courage to break the spell.

The important man stood, as if waiting to see if anyone had a response; then he sat down, and there was a pause in the event. His words carried a lot of weight, and no one really had the courage to break the silence.

At last Mr. Golighty arose. “Friends,” he said, “we have been hearing common sense, from a gentleman in whom we all have confidence; and I for one admit myself convinced, and hope that we may prove ourselves a group of business people, capable of making a wise decision, in this matter which means so much to all of us.” And so Mr. Golighty was started on one of his long speeches, the purport of which appeared to be that the majority should rule.

At last, Mr. Golighty stood up. “Friends,” he said, “we’ve been hearing some straightforward advice from someone we all trust; and I, for one, am convinced. I hope we can show that we’re a group of business people who can make a smart decision on this issue that matters so much to all of us.” And with that, Mr. Golighty began one of his long speeches, the main point of which seemed to be that the majority should have the final say.

“But that’s just the trouble,” said Mr. Sahm; “what is the majority?”

“But that’s the problem,” said Mr. Sahm; “what is the majority?”

“We take a wote,” said Mr. Chaim Lohlker, “and we find out.”

“We take a vote,” said Mr. Chaim Lohlker, “and we find out.”

Mr. Merriweather, the lawyer, had been consulting in whispers with his clients. “Ladies and gentlemen,” he now declared, “I am authorized by Mr. and Mrs. Walter Black to say that they have been greatly impressed by what Mr. Ross has said, and they wish to make any concession necessary to harmony. They are willing to waive the point which I raised at the beginning of this discussion, and to sign the lease as it stands.”

Mr. Merriweather, the lawyer, had been talking quietly with his clients. “Ladies and gentlemen,” he now announced, “I am authorized by Mr. and Mrs. Walter Black to say that they have been very impressed by what Mr. Ross has said, and they want to make any necessary concession for harmony. They are willing to let go of the point I raised at the start of this discussion and to sign the lease as it is.”

“But what does that mean?” demanded Mrs. Groarty. “Are they to get a royalty on a ninety-five foot lot?”

“But what does that mean?” Mrs. Groarty asked. “Are they going to get a royalty on a ninety-five-foot lot?”

“Our offer is to sign the document as it stands, and the question of interpretation may be decided later.”

“Our offer is to sign the document as it is, and any questions about its meaning can be sorted out later.”

“Oho!” said Mr. Groarty. “A fine concession that—and when we’ve just heard Mr. Prentice tell us that the law reads your way!”

“Oho!” said Mr. Groarty. “That’s quite a concession—and just after we heard Mr. Prentice say that the law supports your position!”

“We agreed to sign it,” said Mr. Hank, doing his best to make his voice sound pleasant.

“We agreed to sign it,” Mr. Hank said, trying his best to keep his voice friendly.

“Oh, listen to who’s talking!” cried Miss Snypp. “The gentleman that was saying, less than a half an hour ago, that we should go back to our original arrangement—‘the only sensible one, share and share alike, all lots equal, same as we vote.’ Have I quoted you correct, Mr. Hank?”

“Oh, look who’s talking!” exclaimed Miss Snypp. “The guy who said, less than thirty minutes ago, that we should stick to our original plan—‘the only sensible one, share and share alike, all lots equal, just like we vote.’ Did I get that right, Mr. Hank?”

“I agreed to sign this lease,” declared the ex-goldminer, stubbornly.

“I agreed to sign this lease,” the former gold miner stated stubbornly.

“And for my part,” said the trained nurse, “I said it once and I’ll say it again, never on this earth!”

“And for my part,” said the trained nurse, “I’ll say it once and I’ll say it again, never on this earth!”

VII

Old Mrs. Ross, Bunny’s grandmother, was accustomed to protest strenuously against a boy being taken about on these business trips. It was enough to destroy all the sweetness of his nature, she declared; it would make him a hardened cynic in his childhood, all this sordidness and hatefulness of money-grabbing. But Bunny’s father answered that that was life, and there was no good fooling yourself; Bunny would have to live in the world some day, and the quicker he learned about it the better. So there the boy sat, on his perch in the window-sill, watching, and recalling his grandmother’s words.

Old Mrs. Ross, Bunny’s grandmother, always strongly protested against taking a boy on these business trips. She claimed it would ruin all the sweetness of his character; it would turn him into a hardened cynic while he was still a child, surrounded by all the greed and nastiness of money-making. But Bunny’s father replied that was just life, and there was no point in pretending otherwise; Bunny would have to face the world someday, and the sooner he learned about it, the better. So there the boy sat, on his perch in the window-sill, watching and thinking about his grandmother’s words.

Yes, they were a mean bunch, sure enough; Dad was right when he said you had to watch out every minute, because somebody would be trying to take something away from you. These people had simply gone crazy, with the sudden hope of getting a lot of money in a hurry. Bunny, who had always had all the money he could use, looked down with magnificent scorn upon their petty bickering. You couldn’t trust such people around the corner, he decided; there was nothing they wouldn’t do to you. That fat old woman in the yellow satin dress, with her fat red arms and her fat legs cased in silk—it wouldn’t take much more to have her clawing somebody’s face. And that hatchet-faced man with the voice like a buzz-saw—he would be capable of sticking a knife into you on a dark night!

Yeah, they were a nasty crowd, no doubt about it; Dad was right when he said you had to be on guard every second because someone would be trying to take something from you. These people had just lost it, fueled by the sudden hope of making a quick fortune. Bunny, who had always had more than enough money, looked down with contempt at their trivial squabbles. You couldn’t trust people like that for a second, he thought; there was nothing they wouldn’t do. That fat old woman in the yellow satin dress, with her big red arms and thick legs in silk—it wouldn’t take much for her to start scratching someone’s face. And that grim-faced guy with the voice like a saw—he’d be the type to stab you in the back on a dark night!

Dad wanted his son to understand every detail of these business arrangements: the terms of the lease, the provisions of the law, the size of the different lots, the amounts of money involved. He would talk about it afterwards, and it would be a kind of examination, to see how much the boy had really understood. So Bunny listened attentively, and put this and that together, remembering the points of the lease as he had heard his father going over them with Ben Skutt and Mr. Prentice while they were driving out to the field in the latter’s car. But the boy could not keep his mind from going off to the different personalities involved, and their points of view, and the hints one got of their lives. That old fellow with the stooped shoulders and the gnarled hands—he was some kind of poor workingman, and you could see he was unhappy over this arguing; he wanted somebody he could trust, and he looked this way and that, but there was no such person in the crowd. That young woman with the nose-glasses, she was a hard one—what did she do when she wasn’t quarreling? That elderly couple that looked rich—they were very much on their dignity, but they had come to get their share, all the same, and they weren’t having any generous emotions towards the “little lots”!

Dad wanted his son to understand every detail of these business deals: the lease terms, the legal provisions, the sizes of the different lots, the amounts of money involved. He would discuss it afterward, and it would be like a test to see how much the boy really grasped. So Bunny listened carefully and pieced things together, recalling the key points of the lease as he had heard his father discuss them with Ben Skutt and Mr. Prentice while they were driving out to the field in Mr. Prentice’s car. But the boy couldn’t help but think about the different personalities involved, their perspectives, and the glimpses he got of their lives. That old guy with the hunched shoulders and gnarled hands—he was some kind of poor workingman, and you could tell he was upset about all this arguing; he wanted someone he could trust, but there was no one like that in the crowd. That young woman with the nose-glasses, she seemed tough—what did she do when she wasn’t fighting? That older couple who looked wealthy— they were really sticking to their dignity, but they had come to get their share all the same, and they weren’t feeling any generosity toward the “little lots”!

The old gentleman drew his chair over beside Dad and began a whispered conversation. Bunny saw Dad shake his head, and the old gentleman drew away. Dad spoke to Skutt, and the latter rose and said: “Mr. Ross wishes me to make clear that he isn’t interested in any proposition for leasing a portion of the block. He wouldn’t put down a well without room for offset wells. If you people can’t agree, he’ll take another lease that I’ve found him.”

The old gentleman pulled his chair next to Dad and started talking in a low voice. Bunny noticed Dad shaking his head, and the old gentleman backed off. Dad then spoke to Skutt, who got up and said, “Mr. Ross wants me to clarify that he’s not interested in any offer to lease part of the block. He wouldn’t drill a well unless there’s space for additional wells. If you guys can’t come to an agreement, he’ll take another lease that I’ve found for him.”

This struck a chill to them, and stopped the wrangling. Dad saw it, and nodded to his “lease-hound,” who went on: “Mr. Ross has an offer of a lease on the north side, which has very good prospects, because we believe the anticline runs that way. There are several acres which belong to one party, so it will be easy to agree.”—Yes, that scared the wits out of them; it was several minutes before they were quarreling again!

This sent a chill through them and ended the argument. Dad noticed and signaled to his “lease-hound,” who continued: “Mr. Ross has an offer for a lease on the north side, which looks promising because we think the anticline goes that way. There are several acres owned by one party, so it should be easy to reach an agreement.” —Yes, that definitely freaked them out; it took several minutes before they started arguing again!

Where Bunny sat in the window-sill, he could see the lights of the “discovery well,” now shut off and awaiting the building of tanks; he could hear through the open window the hammering of the riveters on the tanks, and of carpenters building new derricks along the slope. His attention was wandering, when suddenly he was startled by a whispered voice, coming from the darkness, apparently right alongside him: “Hey, kid!”

Where Bunny was seated on the window sill, he could see the lights of the “discovery well,” now turned off and waiting for the construction of tanks; he could hear through the open window the pounding of the riveters working on the tanks and the carpenters putting up new derricks along the slope. His mind was drifting when suddenly he was jolted by a whispered voice, coming from the darkness, apparently right next to him: “Hey, kid!”

Bunny peered around the edge of the window, and saw a figure, flattened against the side of the house. “Hey, kid,” said the whisper again. “Listen to me, but don’t let nobody know you’re listenin’. They mustn’t know I’m here.”

Bunny peeked around the edge of the window and saw a figure pressed against the side of the house. “Hey, kid,” the whisper said again. “Listen to me, but don’t let anyone know you’re listening. They can’t find out I’m here.”

Bunny’s thought was, “A spy! Trying to find out about the lease!” So he was on the alert; he listened to a steady, persistent whisper, intense and moving:

Bunny thought, “A spy! Trying to learn about the lease!” So he was on high alert; he listened to a steady, persistent whisper, intense and urgent:

“Hey, kid! I’m Paul Watkins, and the lady what lives here is my aunt. I dassn’t let her know I’m here, see, cause she’ll make me go back home. I live on a ranch up in the San Elido, and I run away from home ’cause I can’t stand it, see. I got to get a job, but first I got to have somethin’ to eat, ’cause I’m near starved. And my aunt would want me to have it, ’cause we’re friends, see—only she’d want me to go back home, and I can’t stand it. So I want to get somethin’ to eat out of the kitchen, and when I earn some money, I’ll mail it to her, so I’ll just be borrowin’, see. What I want you to do is to unlock the kitchen door. I won’t take nothin’ but a piece of pie, and maybe a sandwich or somethin’, see. All you got to do is, tell my aunt to let you go into the kitchen and get a drink of water, and then turn the key in the door and go back into the house. You come out the front door if you want to, and come round and make sure it’s all like I tell you. Say kid, be a good scout, ’cause I’m up against it, it’s sure tough not to have a meal all day, and I been hitch-hikin’ and walkin’ a lot o’ the time, and I’m done up. You come out and I’ll tell you about it, but don’t try to talk to me here, ’cause they’ll see your lips movin’, see, and they’ll know there’s somebody out here.”

“Hey, kid! I’m Paul Watkins, and the lady who lives here is my aunt. I can’t let her know I’m here, you see, because she’ll make me go back home. I live on a ranch up in San Elido, and I ran away from home because I can’t stand it, you know? I need to find a job, but first I need something to eat because I’m nearly starving. My aunt would want me to have it because we’re friends, you know—only she’d want me to go back home, and I can’t deal with that. So I want to grab something to eat from the kitchen, and when I earn some money, I’ll send it to her, so I’ll just be borrowing, you see. What I need you to do is unlock the kitchen door. I won’t take anything but a piece of pie and maybe a sandwich or something, okay? All you have to do is tell my aunt to let you go into the kitchen for a glass of water, and then turn the key in the door and go back into the house. You can come out the front door if you want, walk around, and make sure everything’s just like I said. Listen, kid, be a good scout because I’m really in a tough spot; it’s hard not to have a meal all day, and I’ve been hitchhiking and walking a lot, and I'm worn out. You come out and I’ll tell you about it, but don’t try to talk to me here because they’ll see your lips moving, and they’ll know someone’s out here.”

Bunny thought quickly. It was a delicate ethical question—whether you had a right to unlock somebody else’s back door, so that a possible thief could get in! But of course it wasn’t really a thief, if it was your aunt, and she would give it to you anyhow. But how could you know if the story was true? Well, you could go out, like the fellow said, and if he was a thief you could grab him. What decided Bunny was the voice, which he liked; even before he laid eyes on Paul Watkins’ face, Bunny felt the power in Paul Watkins’ character, he was attracted by something deep and stirring and powerful.

Bunny thought quickly. It was a tricky ethical dilemma—whether you had the right to unlock someone else's back door, allowing a potential thief to enter! But of course, if it was your aunt, she wouldn't really be a thief, and she would give it to you regardless. But how could you know if the story was true? Well, you could go out, like the guy suggested, and if he was a thief, you could catch him. What convinced Bunny was the voice, which he liked; even before he saw Paul Watkins’ face, Bunny felt the strength of Paul Watkins’ character. He was drawn to something deep, moving, and powerful.

Bunny slid off the window-sill, and walked over to Mrs. Groarty, who was wiping the perspiration from her forehead after a vicious tirade. “Please, ma’am,” he said, “would you be so good as to excuse me if I go into the kitchen and get a drink of water?”

Bunny hopped down from the window sill and walked over to Mrs. Groarty, who was wiping the sweat from her forehead after a heated outburst. “Excuse me, ma’am,” he said, “could I please go into the kitchen and grab a glass of water?”

He thought that would cover the case, but he failed to allow for the fact that Mrs. Groarty was preparing for a career of elegance, and losing no chance of observing the ways of the wealthy, even to the drinking of a glass of water. Her heart warmed to the son of J. Arnold Ross, and all the vinegar went out of her voice. “Certainly, dear,” she said, and rose and led the way to the kitchen.

He thought that would handle the situation, but he didn't take into account that Mrs. Groarty was getting ready for a life of sophistication and was seizing every opportunity to watch how the wealthy lived, even down to drinking a glass of water. She felt more affectionate towards the son of J. Arnold Ross, and her tone became much softer. “Of course, dear,” she said, standing up and leading him to the kitchen.

Bunny looked about. “My, what a pretty room!” he exclaimed—which was true enough, because it was all enameled white paint.

Bunny looked around. “Wow, what a beautiful room!” he exclaimed—which was definitely true, because it was all painted in glossy white.

“Yes, it is nice, I’m glad you think so,” said the mistress of it, as she took a glass from a shelf and set the faucet to running.

“Yes, it’s nice, I’m glad you think so,” said the owner, as she took a glass from a shelf and turned on the faucet.

“A real big kitchen,” said Bunny; “that’s always a comfort.” He took the glass of water with thanks, and drank part of it. So polite and natural! thought Mrs. Groarty. Not a bit stuck-up!

“A really big kitchen,” said Bunny; “that’s always comforting.” He took the glass of water gratefully and drank some of it. So polite and genuine! thought Mrs. Groarty. Not pretentious at all!

And Bunny went to the back door. “I suppose you’ve got a big screen-porch here. Kind of hot indoors, don’t you think?” He unlocked the door, and opened it, and looked out. “The breeze feels good,” he said. “And you can see all the wells from here. Won’t it be fun when they get to drilling right on this block!”

And Bunny went to the back door. “I guess you have a big screened-in porch here. It’s a bit stuffy inside, don’t you think?” He unlocked the door, opened it, and looked outside. “The breeze feels nice,” he said. “And you can see all the wells from here. It’s going to be exciting when they start drilling right on this block!”

What a friendly little fellow! Mrs. Groarty was thinking; and she said yes, and it would be soon, she hoped. Bunny said that perhaps she’d catch cold, with that lovely evening dress she had on; so he shut the door again; and his hostess was so charmed by the agreeable manners of the aristocracy that she failed to notice that he did not lock the door. He put the empty glass on the drain-board of the sink, and said no thanks, he didn’t wish any more, and followed Mrs. Groarty back to the crowded living-room.

What a friendly little guy! Mrs. Groarty was thinking; and she said yes, and she hoped it would be soon. Bunny mentioned that she might catch a cold in that beautiful evening dress she was wearing, so he closed the door again; and his hostess was so impressed by the polite behavior of the upper class that she didn't notice he didn’t lock the door. He placed the empty glass on the sink's drain-board and said no thanks, he didn’t want any more, and followed Mrs. Groarty back to the packed living room.

“What I say is this—” it was the voice of Mr. Sahm, the plasterer. “If you really want to sign the lease as it was, sign it as we all understood it; let’s figure the land we own, and not the street we don’t own.”

“What I’m saying is this—” it was Mr. Sahm, the plasterer. “If you really want to sign the lease as it was, sign it the way we all understood it; let’s account for the land we own, not for the street we don’t own.”

“In other words,” said Mrs. Walter Black, sarcastically, “let’s change the lease.”

“In other words,” Mrs. Walter Black said with sarcasm, “let’s change the lease.”

“In other words,” said Miss Snypp, even more sarcastically, “let’s not fall into the trap you big lots set for us.”

“In other words,” said Miss Snypp, even more sarcastically, “let’s not fall into the trap you big shots have set for us.”

VIII

It was to be expected that a thirteen-year old boy would grow weary of such a wrangle; so no one paid the least attention when J. Arnold Ross, junior, made his way to the front door and went out. He reached the back door just as Paul Watkins was closing it softly behind him. “Thanks, kid,” whispered the latter, and stole away to the wood-shed, with Bunny close behind him. Paul’s first sentence was: “I got a piece of ham and two slices of bread, and one piece of pie.” He already had his mouth full.

It was expected that a thirteen-year-old boy would get tired of such an argument, so no one noticed when J. Arnold Ross, junior, walked to the front door and went outside. He got to the back door just as Paul Watkins was quietly closing it behind him. “Thanks, kid,” Paul whispered and slipped away to the wood-shed, with Bunny right behind him. Paul’s first sentence was: “I got a piece of ham, two slices of bread, and a piece of pie.” He already had his mouth full.

“That’s all right, I guess,” said Bunny, judiciously. He waited, and for a while there was no sound, save that of a hungry creature chewing. The stranger was only a shadow with a voice; but outside, in the starlight, Bunny had noted that the shadow was a head taller than himself, and thin.

"That's all good, I suppose," said Bunny thoughtfully. He waited, and for a while there was no noise, except for a hungry creature chewing. The stranger was just a shadow with a voice; but outside, in the starlight, Bunny had noticed that the shadow was a head taller than him and thin.

“Gee, it’s tough to be starvin’!” said the voice, at last. “Do you want any of this?”

“Wow, it’s hard to be starving!” said the voice finally. “Do you want any of this?”

“Oh no, I had my supper,” said Bunny. “And I’m not supposed to eat at night.”

“Oh no, I already had dinner,” said Bunny. “And I’m not supposed to eat at night.”

The other went on chewing, and Bunny found it mysterious and romantic; it might have been a hungry wolf there in the darkness! They sat on boxes, and when the sounds of eating ceased, Bunny said: “What made you run away from home?”

The other continued chewing, and Bunny found it intriguing and romantic; it could have been a hungry wolf in the darkness! They sat on boxes, and when the sounds of chewing stopped, Bunny asked, “What made you leave home?”

The other answered with another question, a puzzling one: “What church do you belong to?”

The other replied with another question, a confusing one: “What church do you go to?”

“How do you mean?” countered Bunny.

“How do you mean?” Bunny replied.

“Don’t you know what it means to belong to a church?”

“Don’t you understand what it means to be part of a church?”

“Well, my grandmother takes me to a Baptist church sometimes, and my mother takes me to a ’Piscopal one when I’m visiting her. But I don’t know as I belong to any.”

“Well, my grandmother takes me to a Baptist church sometimes, and my mom takes me to an Episcopal one when I’m visiting her. But I don’t really feel like I belong to any.”

“My Gosh!” said Paul. It was evident he was deeply impressed by this statement. “You mean your father don’t make you belong to no church?”

“Wow!” said Paul. It was clear he was really astonished by this statement. “You mean your dad doesn’t make you go to any church?”

“I don’t think Dad believes in things like that very much.”

“I don't think Dad really believes in stuff like that.”

“My Gosh! And you ain’t scared?”

“My gosh! And you’re not scared?”

“Scared of what?”

"Afraid of what?"

“Why, hell-fire and brimstone. Of losin’ your soul.”

“Why, hellfire and brimstone. Of losing your soul.”

“No, I never thought about it.”

“No, I never thought about that.”

“Say, kid, you dunno how queer that hits me. I just been makin’ up my mind to go to hell, and not give a damn. Do you cuss?”

“Hey, kid, you don’t know how strange that feels to me. I’ve just decided to embrace my fate and not care about anything. Do you swear?”

“Not very often.”

“Rarely.”

“Well, I cussed God.”

“Well, I cursed God.”

“How do you do that?”

"How do you do that?"

“Why, I said, ‘Damn God!’ I said it half a dozen times, see, and I thought sure the lightnin’ would come down and strike me. I said: I don’t believe, and I ain’t a-goin’ to believe, and I don’t give a damn.”

“Why, I said, ‘Damn God!’ I said it half a dozen times, see, and I thought sure the lightning would come down and strike me. I said: I don’t believe, and I’m not going to believe, and I don’t care.”

“Well, but if you don’t believe, why should you be scared?” Bunny’s mind was always logical like that.

“Well, if you don't believe, why should you be scared?” Bunny's mind always worked like that—so logically.

“Well, I guess I didn’t know whether I believed or not. I don’t know now. It didn’t seem like I could set my poor frail mind up against the Rock of Ages. I didn’t know there was anybody had ever been that wicked before. Pap says I’m the wickedest boy was ever born.”

“Well, I guess I didn’t know if I believed or not. I don’t know now. It didn’t seem like I could measure my poor frail mind against the Rock of Ages. I didn’t know there was anyone who had ever been that wicked before. Pap says I’m the wickedest boy that was ever born.”

“Pap is your father?”

"Is Pap your dad?"

“Yes.”

"Yep."

“What does he believe?”

“What does he think?”

“The Old Time Religion. It’s called the Four Square Gospel. It’s the Apostolic Church, and they jump.”

“The Old Time Religion. It’s called the Four Square Gospel. It’s the Apostolic Church, and they jump.”

Jump!

Jump!

“The Holy Spirit comes down to you, see, and makes you jump. Sometimes it makes you roll, and sometimes you talk in tongues.”

“The Holy Spirit comes down to you, you see, and makes you jump. Sometimes it makes you roll, and sometimes you speak in tongues.”

“What is that?”

"What's that?"

“Why, you make noises, fast, like you was talkin’ in some foreign language; and maybe it is—Pap says it’s the language of the archangels, but I don’t know. I can’t understand it, and I hate it.”

“Why, you make sounds quickly, like you’re speaking in some foreign language; and maybe you are—Dad says it’s the language of the archangels, but I don’t know. I can’t understand it, and I hate it.”

“And your father does that?”

“And your dad does that?”

“Any time, day or night, he’s liable to. It’s his way of foilin’ the tempter. If you say anything at meal-times, like there ain’t enough to eat in the house, or you mention how the interest on the mortgage will be due, and he hadn’t ought to give all the money for the missions, then Pap will roll up his eyes, and begin to pray out loud and let go, as he calls it; and then the Holy Spirit seizes him and he begins to jump and shake all over, and he slides down out of his chair and rolls on the floor, and begins to talk in tongues, like it says in the Bible. And then Mom starts to cry, ’cause it scares her, she knows she’s got things to do for the kids, but she dassn’t resist the Spirit, and Pap shouts, Let go, let go—real loud, in the Voice of Sinai, as he says, and then Mom’s shoulders begin to jerk, and her mouth pops down, and she begins to roll in the chair, and shout for the Pentecostal Baptism. And that turns the kids loose, they all begin to jump and to babble; and gee, it scares you, somethin’ starts to grab you, and make you jerk whether you want to or not. I rushed out of the house, and I shook my fist tip at the sky and I yelled: ‘Damn God! Damn God!’ And then I waited for the sky to fall in, and it didn’t, and I said, I don’t believe it, and I ain’t a-goin’ to make myself believe it, not if I get sent to hell for it.”

“Any time, day or night, he might do it. It’s his way of resisting temptation. If you say anything during meals, like there’s not enough to eat at home, or mention that the mortgage payment is coming due, and that he shouldn’t spend all the money on missions, then Pap will roll his eyes and start to pray out loud and let go, as he calls it; and then the Holy Spirit takes over, and he starts jumping and shaking all over. He slides out of his chair and rolls on the floor, talking in tongues, just like it says in the Bible. And then Mom starts to cry because it frightens her; she knows she has things to do for the kids, but she can’t resist the Spirit, and Pap shouts, ‘Let go, let go’—really loud, in what he calls the Voice of Sinai, and then Mom’s shoulders start jerking, her mouth falls open, and she begins to roll in her chair, shouting for the Pentecostal Baptism. That lets the kids loose, and they all start jumping and babbling; and man, it scares you, something starts grabbing you, making you jerk whether you want to or not. I ran out of the house, shook my fist at the sky, and yelled: ‘Damn God! Damn God!’ And then I waited for the sky to fall, and it didn’t, and I said, I don’t believe it, and I’m not going to make myself believe it, even if it means going to hell for it.”

“Is that the reason you ran away?”

“Is that why you ran away?”

“That’s one of the reasons. You can’t get nowhere, livin’ like we do. We got a big ranch, but it’s mostly rocks, and we’d have a hard time anyhow; you plant things, and the rain fails, and nothin’ but weeds come up. Why, if there’s a God, and he loves his poor human creatures, why did he have to make so many weeds? That was when I first started to cussin’—I was hoin’ weeds all day, and I just couldn’t help it, I found myself sayin’, over and over: ‘Damn weeds! Damn weeds! Damn weeds!’ Pap says it wasn’t God that made ’em, it was the devil; but then, God made the devil, and God knew what the devil was goin’ to do, so ain’t God to blame?”

"That’s one of the reasons. You can’t get anywhere, living like we do. We have a big ranch, but it’s mostly rocks, and we’d have a tough time anyhow; you plant things, and the rain fails, and all that comes up are weeds. If there’s a God, and he loves his poor human beings, why did he have to create so many weeds? That was when I first started cursing—I was hoeing weeds all day, and I just couldn’t help it, I found myself saying, over and over: ‘Damn weeds! Damn weeds! Damn weeds!’ Dad says it wasn’t God who made them, it was the devil; but then, God made the devil, and God knew what the devil was going to do, so isn’t God to blame?"

“It seems like it to me,” said Bunny.

“It seems like it to me,” Bunny said.

“Gee, kid, but you’re lucky! You never knew you had a soul at all! You sure missed a lot of trouble!” There was a pause, and then Paul added: “I had a hard time runnin’ away, and I ’spose I’ll go back in the end—it’s tough to think of your brothers and sisters starvin’ to death, and I don’t see what else can happen to ’em.”

“Wow, kid, you’re really lucky! You didn’t even know you had a soul! You sure avoided a lot of trouble!” There was a pause, and then Paul added: “I had a tough time running away, and I guess I’ll end up going back in the end—it’s hard to think about your brothers and sisters starving to death, and I don’t see what else can happen to them.”

“How many are there?”

"How many are there?"

“There’s four, besides me; and they’re all younger’n me.”

“There are four besides me, and they’re all younger than me.”

“How old are you?”

"What's your age?"

“I’m sixteen. The next is Eli, he’s fifteen; and the Holy Spirit has blessed him—he has the shivers, and they last all day sometimes. He sees the angels, comin’ down in clouds of glory; and he healed old Mrs. Bugner, that had complications, by the layin’ on of his hands. Pap says the Lord plans great blessings through him. Then there’s Ruth, she’s thirteen, and she had visions too, but she’s beginnin’ to think like I do; we have sensible talks—you know how it is, you can sometimes talk to people that’s your own age, things you can’t ever say to grown-ups.”

“I’m sixteen. Next is Eli, who’s fifteen; and the Holy Spirit has blessed him—he gets these shivers that can last all day sometimes. He sees angels coming down in clouds of glory; and he healed old Mrs. Bugner, who had complications, by laying on his hands. Dad says the Lord has big plans for him. Then there’s Ruth, she’s thirteen, and she’s been having visions too, but she’s starting to think like I do; we have sensible conversations—you know how it is, sometimes you can share things with people your own age that you can’t say to adults.”

“Yes, I know,” said Bunny. “They think you don’t understand anything. They’ll talk right in front of you, and what do they think is the matter with your brains? It makes me tired.”

“Yes, I know,” said Bunny. “They think you don’t get anything. They’ll talk right in front of you, and what do they think is wrong with your brain? It exhausts me.”

“Ruth is what makes it hard for me to stay away,” continued the other. “She said for me to go, but gee, what’ll they all do? They can’t do hard work like I can. And don’t you think I’d run away from hard work; it’s only that I want to get somewhere, else what’s the use of it? There ain’t any chance for us. Pap hitches up the wagon and drives us all to Paradise, where the Pentecostal Mission is, and there they all roll and babble all day Sunday, most, and the Spirit commands them to pledge all the money they’ve got to convert the heathen—you see, we’ve got missions in England and France and Germany and them godless nations, and Pap’ll promise more than he’s got, and then he’s got to give it, ’cause it don’t belong to him no more, it’s the Holy Spirit’s, see. That’s why I quit.”

“Ruth is what makes it hard for me to stay away,” the other person continued. “She told me to go, but seriously, what will they all do? They can’t do tough work like I can. And don’t you think I’d run away from hard work? I just want to get somewhere; otherwise, what’s the point? There’s no chance for us. Dad hitches up the wagon and drives us all to Paradise, where the Pentecostal Mission is, and there they all roll around and babble all day on Sunday, mostly, and the Spirit tells them to pledge all the money they have to convert the heathen—you see, we’ve got missions in England, France, Germany, and those godless nations, and Dad will promise more than he actually has, and then he has to give it, because it doesn’t belong to him anymore, it’s the Holy Spirit’s, you see. That’s why I quit.”

There was silence for a space; then Paul asked: “What’s that big crowd of folks in there for?”

There was a pause of silence; then Paul asked, “What’s that big crowd of people in there for?”

“That’s the oil lease; didn’t you know about the oil?”

"That’s the oil lease; didn't you know about the oil?"

“Yes, we heard about the strike. We’re supposed to have oil on our ranch—at least, my Uncle Eby used to say he’d come onto signs of it; but he’s dead, and I never seen ’em, and I never expected no luck for our family. But they say Aunt Allie here is a-goin’ to be rich.”

“Yeah, we heard about the strike. We’re supposed to have oil on our ranch—at least, my Uncle Eby always claimed he found signs of it; but he’s gone now, and I’ve never seen any, and I never expected any luck for our family. But they say Aunt Allie here is going to be rich.”

A sudden vision flashed over Bunny—of Mrs. Groarty, in her shiny robe of yellow satin, and her large bare arms and bosom. “Tell me,” he said, “does your aunt roll?”

A sudden image came to Bunny—of Mrs. Groarty, in her shiny yellow satin robe, with her large bare arms and chest. “Tell me,” he said, “does your aunt roll?”

“Gosh, no!” said the other. “She married a Romanist, and Pap calls her the Whore of Babylon, and we’re not supposed to speak to her no more. But she’s kind, and I knew she’d gimme some grub, so when I found I couldn’t get a job, I come here.”

“Wow, no!” said the other. “She married a Catholic, and Pap calls her the Whore of Babylon, and we’re not supposed to talk to her anymore. But she’s nice, and I knew she’d give me some food, so when I realized I couldn’t get a job, I came here.”

“Why couldn’t you get a job?”

“Why weren’t you able to find a job?”

“ ’Cause everybody lectures you and tells you to go back home.”

"Because everyone lectures you and tells you to go back home."

“But why do you tell them about it?”

“But why do you tell them about it?”

“You have to. They ask where you live, and why ain’t you at home; and I ain’t a-goin’ to lie.”

“You have to. They ask where you live and why you’re not at home; and I’m not going to lie.”

“But you can’t starve!”

“But you can’t go hungry!”

“I can before I’ll go crooked. I had a fuss with Pap, and he says, if you depart from the Holy Word, the devil gets you, and you lie and cheat and steal and fornicate; and I says, ‘Well, sir, I’ll show you. I think a fellow can be decent without no devil.’ I made up my mind, and I’m a-goin’ to show him. I’ll pay back Aunt Allie, so I’m only borrowin’ this grub.”

“I can before I go wrong. I had an argument with Dad, and he says if you stray from the Holy Word, the devil gets you, and you lie and cheat and steal and fornicate; and I said, ‘Well, sir, I’ll prove you wrong. I believe a guy can be decent without any devil.’ I made up my mind, and I’m going to show him. I’ll pay back Aunt Allie, so I’m just borrowing this food.”

Bunny held out his hand in the darkness. “You take this,” he said.

Bunny extended his hand into the darkness. “You take this,” he said.

“What is it?”

"What’s that?"

“Some money.”

“Some cash.”

“No, sir, I don’t want no money, not till I earn it.”

“No, sir, I don’t want any money, not until I earn it.”

“But listen, Paul, my Dad’s got a lot of money, and he gives me what I ask him for. He’s come here to lease this block from your aunt, and he won’t miss this little bit.”

"But listen, Paul, my dad has a lot of money, and he gives me whatever I ask for. He’s come here to rent this block from your aunt, and he won’t even notice this small amount."

“No, sir, I ain’t a-goin’ to turn into no bum; I didn’t run away for that. You think ’cause I took some food out of my aunt’s pantry—”

“No, sir, I’m not going to turn into a bum; I didn’t run away for that. You think just because I took some food out of my aunt’s pantry—”

“No, I don’t think that at all! And you can call this a loan, if you want to.”

“No, I don’t think that at all! And you can call this a loan, if you want.”

“You put up your money,” said the other, with a note of harshness in his voice. “I ain’t a-goin’ to call no loans, and you done enough for me already; so forget it.”

“You put up your money,” said the other, with a harsh tone in his voice. “I’m not going to call any loans, and you’ve already done enough for me; so just forget it.”

“Well, but Paul—”

“Well, but Paul—”

“Do what I say, now!”

“Do what I say, now!”

“But then, you’ll come to the hotel tomorrow and have lunch with me?”

“But then, you'll come to the hotel tomorrow and have lunch with me?”

“No, I can’t come to no hotel, I don’t look decent.”

“No, I can’t go to any hotel; I don't look presentable.”

“But that don’t matter, Paul.”

“But that doesn't matter, Paul.”

“Sure it matters! Your Dad’s a rich man, and he wouldn’t want no ranch-boy at his hotel.”

“Of course it matters! Your dad's a wealthy man, and he wouldn't want some ranch kid at his hotel.”

“Dad wouldn’t care—honest, he wouldn’t! He says I don’t know enough boys, I stay by myself and read too much.”

“Dad wouldn’t care—really, he wouldn’t! He says I don’t know enough guys, that I stay by myself and read too much.”

“Yes, but he don’t want no boys like me.”

“Yes, but he doesn’t want boys like me.”

“He says I’ve got to work, Paul—honest, you don’t know Dad. He’d like to have you come; he’d like us to be friends.”

“He says I’ve got to work, Paul—really, you don’t know Dad. He’d like you to come; he’d want us to be friends.”

There was a pause, while Paul weighed this proposition, and Bunny waited, as anxiously as if it were the sentence of a court. He liked this boy! He had never met any boy he liked so much as this one! And did the boy like him?

There was a moment of silence while Paul considered this suggestion, and Bunny waited, just as nervously as if it were a court ruling. He really liked this guy! He had never met anyone he liked as much as him! And did the guy like him back?

As it happened, the sentence of the court was never pronounced. Paul suddenly started to his feet, crying, “What’s that?” Bunny also sprang up. From the direction of Mrs. Groarty’s house had come a clamor of voices, rising above the pounding of hammers and the sounds of labor in the neighborhood. The yells grew louder, and yet louder, and the boys dashed to the open window of the house.

As it turned out, the court's verdict was never announced. Paul suddenly jumped to his feet, shouting, “What’s that?” Bunny also got up. From the direction of Mrs. Groarty’s house came a loud commotion of voices, rising above the clattering of hammers and the sounds of work in the area. The shouting grew louder and louder, and the boys rushed to the open window of the house.

Everybody in the room was on his or her feet, and all seemed to be shouting at once. It was impossible to see many in the crowd, but two men close by the window made a little drama all by themselves. They were Mr. Sahm, the plasterer, owner of one of the “little little lots,” and Mr. Hank, the ex-goldminer, owner of one of the “big little lots”; they were shaking their fists at each other, and Mr. Sahm, the party of the first part, was shouting at Mr. Hank, the party of the second part, “You’re a dirty, lying, yellow skunk!” To which the party of the second part answered, “Take that, you white-livered puppy!” and hit the party of the first part, Biff! a crack on the nose. The party of the first part countered with a nasty uppercut to the jaw of the party of the second part, Bang! And so they went to it, Biff, bang! Bang, biff!—and the two boys gazed through the open window, horrified, enraptured. Whoopee! A scrap!

Everyone in the room was on their feet, and it felt like everyone was shouting at once. It was hard to see many faces in the crowd, but two men near the window created their own little drama. They were Mr. Sahm, the plasterer and owner of one of the “little little lots,” and Mr. Hank, the former gold miner and owner of one of the “big little lots.” They shook their fists at each other, and Mr. Sahm yelled at Mr. Hank, “You’re a dirty, lying, yellow skunk!” Mr. Hank responded, “Take that, you cowardly puppy!” and punched Mr. Sahm right on the nose. Mr. Sahm retaliated with a hard uppercut to Mr. Hank's jaw. They kept at it, Biff, bang! Bang, biff!—while the two boys watched through the open window, horrified and thrilled. Whoopee! A fight!

IX

There was a general appearance as if everybody in the room were fighting; but that could not have been the case, for there were several left to separate Messrs. Sahm and Hank, and to shove them into opposite corners. Before this process was entirely completed, Bunny heard a voice calling his name from the front of the house. “All right, Dad!” he answered, and ran to meet his father.

It looked like everyone in the room was fighting, but that couldn't be true since a few people were left to break up Messrs. Sahm and Hank and push them into opposite corners. Before this was entirely done, Bunny heard a voice calling his name from the front of the house. “All right, Dad!” he shouted back and ran to meet his father.

The three men of the Ross party were descending the front steps, and proceeding down the walk. “Come on,” said the father; “we’re a-goin’ back to the hotel.”

The three men from the Ross group were going down the front steps and walking down the path. “Come on,” said the father; “we're heading back to the hotel.”

“Gee, Dad! What happened?”

“Wow, Dad! What happened?”

“They’re a bunch of boobs, and you can’t do anything with them. I wouldn’t take their lease if they offered it as a gift. Let’s get out of here.”

“They’re a bunch of idiots, and you can’t do anything with them. I wouldn’t accept their lease even if they gave it to me for free. Let’s leave this place.”

They were walking towards their car, which was parked a little way down the road. Suddenly Bunny halted. “Oh, Dad,” he cried; “wait just a minute! Please, Dad, there’s a boy I met, and I want to tell him something. Wait for me, please!”

They were walking to their car, which was parked a short distance down the road. Suddenly, Bunny stopped. “Oh, Dad,” he exclaimed, “hold on for just a minute! Please, Dad, there's a boy I met, and I need to tell him something. Wait for me, please!”

“Well, be quick,” said Dad. “I got another lease to see about tonight.”

“Well, hurry up,” said Dad. “I have another lease to check out tonight.”

Bunny raced back, as fast as his legs could move. A panic had seized him. “Paul! Paul!” he shouted. “Where are you?”

Bunny ran back as fast as he could. A wave of panic hit him. “Paul! Paul!” he yelled. “Where are you?”

There was no sound, and no sign of the other boy. Bunny ran to the wood-shed, he ran all the way round the house, shouting, “Paul! Paul!” He dashed into the screen-porch, and opened the back door, and peered into the empty, white-enameled kitchen; he ran back to the wood-shed, and then to the garage in front of it; he stood gazing across the dark cabbage fields and calling at the top of his lungs: “Paul! Paul! Where are you? Please don’t go away!” But there was no reply.

There was complete silence, and no sign of the other boy. Bunny ran to the wood shed, sprinting all the way around the house, shouting, “Paul! Paul!” He rushed into the screened porch, opened the back door, and looked into the empty, white kitchen; he dashed back to the wood shed, then to the garage in front of it; he stood staring across the dark cabbage fields and yelled at the top of his lungs: “Paul! Paul! Where are you? Please don’t leave!” But there was no answer.

Then Bunny heard his father’s voice again, in a tone that was not to be neglected; so he went, with sinking heart, and climbed into his place in the automobile. All the way back to the hotel, while the men were discussing the new lease they planned to make, Bunny sat in silence, with tears stealing down his cheeks. Paul was gone! He might never see Paul again! And oh, such a wonderful boy! Such a wise boy—he knew so many things! A clear-sighted boy, and so interesting to talk to! And an honest boy—he wouldn’t lie or steal! Bunny was ashamed, recollecting several times in his life when he had told lies—nothing very serious, but little things, that seemed so petty and mean, in the sudden clear light of Paul’s uprightness.

Then Bunny heard his dad’s voice again, in a tone that couldn’t be ignored; so he went, feeling heavy-hearted, and climbed into his spot in the car. All the way back to the hotel, while the men discussed the new lease they were planning to create, Bunny sat in silence, tears streaming down his cheeks. Paul was gone! He might never see Paul again! And oh, what an amazing kid! Such a smart kid—he knew so many things! A perceptive kid, and so fun to talk to! And an honest kid—he wouldn’t lie or steal! Bunny felt ashamed, remembering several times in his life when he had lied—nothing too serious, but small things that seemed so petty and mean in the sudden clear light of Paul’s integrity.

And Paul wouldn’t take any of Dad’s money! Dad thought that everybody in the world would be glad to get his money; but this boy had refused it! He must have been angry with Bunny for pressing it upon him, else he wouldn’t have run away like that! Or else, for whatever reason, he didn’t like Bunny; and so Bunny would never see him again!

And Paul wouldn’t take any of Dad’s money! Dad thought that everyone in the world would be happy to get his money, but this boy turned it down! He must have been mad at Bunny for insisting on giving it to him, or else he wouldn’t have run away like that! Or maybe, for some reason, he just didn’t like Bunny; so Bunny would never see him again!

CHAPTER III
THE DRILLING

I

Once more the valleys and gorges of Guadalupe Grade resounded to the flying echoes of honking horns. This time it was not one car, but a whole fleet of them, a dozen seven-ton trucks, broad and solid, with broad and solid double wheels, and trailers on behind, that carried even more tons. The first load towered high, a big stationary engine, held in place by heavy timbers bolted fast at the sides; that truck went carefully round the curves, you bet! Behind it came the “mud-hogs” and the “draw-works”; and then the “string” of drilling tools, hollow tubes of the best steel, that were screwed end to end and went down into the earth, a mile or more, if need be. These tubes extended over the end of the trailers, where red flags waved in warning; on the short curves they swept the road, and if you met a car coming in the opposite direction, you had to stop while the other car crept carefully by; if there was not room enough, the other car would have to back up to a place where the road was straighter. All this required continuous clamor of horns; you would have thought some huge flock of prehistoric birds—did the pterodactyls make noises?—had descended upon Guadalupe Pass, and were hopping along, crying: “Honk! Honk! Honk!”

Once again, the valleys and gorges of Guadalupe Grade echoed with the loud sounds of honking horns. This time, it wasn’t just one car but a whole convoy—a dozen seven-ton trucks, broad and sturdy, with equally sturdy double wheels and trailers that carried even more weight. The first truck was loaded high with a large stationary engine, secured by heavy timbers bolted tightly at the sides; that truck navigated the curves carefully, you can bet! Following it were the “mud-hogs” and the “draw-works”; then came the “string” of drilling tools—hollow tubes made of the best steel, screwed together end to end, ready to go deep into the earth, a mile or more if needed. These tubes extended over the end of the trailers, marked with red flags waving in warning; on the tight curves, they swept across the road, and if you encountered a car coming from the opposite direction, you had to stop while the other car carefully made its way past. If there wasn't enough room, the other car would have to back up to a spot where the road was straighter. All of this created a constant clamor of horns; you’d think a massive flock of prehistoric birds—did pterodactyls make noise?—had landed on Guadalupe Pass and were hopping along, shouting: “Honk! Honk! Honk!”

What they were really saying was: “Dad is waiting for us! Dad has signed his lease, and the derrick is under way, and his ‘rig’ must be on time! Clear the road!” Dad would not trust to railroads for a rush job like this; they switched your stuff onto sidings, and you spent a week telephoning and interviewing dumb officials. But when you hired motor-trucks, you owned them for the time being, and they came right through. There was insurance to cover all possible accidents—including the value of any man you might chance to send rolling down a mountain-side in a Ford car!

What they really meant was: “Dad is waiting for us! Dad has signed his lease, and the derrick is under construction, and his ‘rig’ has to be on time! Clear the road!” Dad wouldn’t rely on railroads for a rush job like this; they often moved your stuff onto sidings, and you ended up spending a week calling and dealing with clueless officials. But when you hired trucks, you had control over them for that time, and they delivered right on schedule. There was insurance to cover all potential accidents—including the value of any person you might accidentally send tumbling down a mountainside in a Ford!

So here came the dozen valiant tooters, toiling slowly up the grade, at far less than the ordained speed of fifteen miles per hour. Their radiators were hissing with steam, and every mile or so they would have to stop and cool off. But they got to the summit all right; and then came the slow crawl downwards, a man going ahead with a red flag, warning other cars into safe pockets on the road, to wait till the whole fleet had got by. So they got out of the pass, and onto the straight road, where they could go flying like any other cars; then it was a mighty roaring and a jolly sight. “Honk! Honk! Get out of the way! Dad is waiting!”

So here came the dozen brave drivers, trudging slowly up the hill, going much slower than the intended speed of fifteen miles per hour. Their radiators were steaming, and every mile or so they had to stop to cool down. But they made it to the top okay; then came the slow descent, with a guy ahead waving a red flag, signaling other cars to pull into safe spots on the road and wait until the whole group passed. Once they got through the pass and onto the straight road, they could zoom along like any other cars; then it was a big roar and a fun sight. “Honk! Honk! Get out of the way! Dad is waiting!”

Perched on top of the drilling tools were young fellows in blue-jeans and khaki, giving abundant evidence that their last well had not been a dry hole, but had given its due yield of smeary treasures. However, they had got their faces clean, and they met the sunny landscape with no less sunny smiles. They sang songs, and exchanged jollifications with the cars they passed, and threw kisses to the girls in the ranch-houses and the filling-stations, the orange-juice parlors and the “good eats” shacks. Two days the journey took them, and meantime they had not a care in the world; they belonged to Old Man Ross, and it was his job to worry. First of all things he saw that they got their pay-envelopes every other Saturday night—and that the envelopes contained one dollar per day more than anybody else nearby was getting; moreover, you got this pay, not only while you were drilling, but while you were sitting on top of a load of tools, flying through a paradise of orange-groves at thirty miles an hour, singing songs about the girl who was waiting for you in the town to which you were bound.

On top of the drilling equipment sat young guys in jeans and khakis, showing clear signs that their last well wasn’t a bust but had produced its share of muddy treasures. Still, they managed to clean their faces, meeting the sunny landscape with equally bright smiles. They sang songs, joked with passing cars, and blew kisses to the girls in the ranch houses and gas stations, as well as the orange juice stands and snack shacks. The journey took them two days, and during that time, they had no worries; they worked for Old Man Ross, and it was his job to stress out. Most importantly, he made sure they received their paychecks every other Saturday night—and that those checks included one dollar a day more than what anyone else in the area earned; plus, they got paid not just while they were drilling but also while riding on top of a load of gear, cruising through a paradise of orange groves at thirty miles an hour, singing songs about the girl waiting for them in the town they were headed to.

II

Dad had signed up with the man on the North slope, Mr. Bankside, a gentleman who knew what he wanted, and didn’t waste your time. It was not so close to the discovery well, therefore Dad would have to pay only a sixth royalty, and a bonus of five thousand dollars on the two and one-half acres.

Dad had signed a deal with the guy on the North slope, Mr. Bankside, a man who knew what he wanted and didn’t waste your time. It wasn’t too close to the discovery well, so Dad would only have to pay a sixth in royalties and a bonus of five thousand dollars for the two and a half acres.

Dad and Bunny called at the offices of the Sunset Lumber Company, and had a very special private interview with the president of this concern. Mr. Ascott was a heavy gentleman with flushed cheeks and a manner of strenuous cordiality; he rumpled Bunny’s hair, and swapped cigars in gold-foil, and discussed the weather and the prospects of the new field, so that you’d have thought he and Dad were life-long chums. Until at last Dad got down to business, and said that he positively had to have the lumber for a derrick delivered on the ground within three days; whereupon Mr. Ascott threw up his hands and declared that such an order could not be filled for God Almighty himself. The demand for derrick material had simply emptied all the yards, and orders were piling up a score a day. But Dad interrupted—he knew all that, but this was something special, he had jist got himself into a contract with a big forfeit posted at the bank, and he didn’t believe in steel derricks, but the lumber men would sure have to help him, unless they wanted to lose him for good. He wanted to place an order for half a dozen more derricks, to be delivered in the course of the next three months; and moreover, Mr. Ascott must understand that this well Dad proposed to drill was going to extend the field, and lead to new developments, and a big increase in the lumber business, so it was really a public service Dad was performing, and they must all stand together and help him. Moreover, Dad was forming a little syndicate to handle a part of this first well—jist a quiet affair for a few people that knew a good thing when they saw it, and would appreciate getting in on the ground floor; and Mr. Ascott knew Dad for a man of his word, and no piker.

Dad and Bunny visited the offices of the Sunset Lumber Company and had a very special private meeting with the company's president. Mr. Ascott was a hefty man with flushed cheeks and an overly friendly demeanor; he ruffled Bunny's hair, exchanged gold-foil cigars, and chatted about the weather and the prospects of the new field, making it seem like he and Dad were long-time friends. Eventually, Dad got down to business and said he absolutely needed the lumber for a derrick delivered on-site within three days. At that, Mr. Ascott threw his hands up and insisted that even God Almighty couldn’t fulfill such an order. The demand for derrick materials had completely emptied the yards, and orders were piling up by the dozens each day. But Dad interrupted—he was aware of that, but this was something urgent; he had just entered into a contract with a hefty forfeit secured at the bank, and he didn’t support steel derricks, but the lumber guys needed to help him unless they wanted to permanently lose his business. He wanted to place an order for six more derricks to be delivered over the next three months; furthermore, Mr. Ascott needed to understand that this well Dad planned to drill would expand the field and lead to new developments, creating a big boost in the lumber business, so it was really a public service Dad was doing, and everyone needed to support him. Additionally, Dad was putting together a small syndicate to handle part of this first well—just a quiet deal for a few people who recognized a good opportunity and would appreciate getting in on the ground floor; and Mr. Ascott knew Dad to be a man of his word and no cheapskate.

Mr. Ascott said that yes, he did; and Dad said that he had come to that field to give most of his time to it, and he was a-goin’ to make a big thing there, and he wanted to get a little organization together—they would all stand by one another, and that was the way to make things go in this world. Mr. Ascott said that of course, co-operation was the word in modern business, he granted that; and he wrinkled up his forehead, and studied some papers on his desk, and did some figuring on a pad, and asked at just what hour Dad had to have that lumber. And Dad explained that his cement-man had the cellar and the foundations half done, and his boss-carpenter was a-gettin’ a crew together—in a matter like this he wouldn’t trust no contractor. It would suffice if Mr. Ascott would have the sills there by Thursday night.

Mr. Ascott replied that yes, he did; and Dad mentioned that he had come to that field to dedicate most of his time to it, and he was going to make it a big success, and he wanted to get a little organization together—they would all support each other, and that was how things got done in this world. Mr. Ascott acknowledged that cooperation was key in modern business, and he furrowed his brow, examined some papers on his desk, did some calculations on a pad, and asked what time Dad needed that lumber. Dad explained that his cement guy had the cellar and the foundations half done, and his head carpenter was gathering a crew—he wouldn’t trust any contractor for something like this. It would be enough if Mr. Ascott could deliver the sills by Thursday night.

Mr. Ascott said they were having a lot of trouble because the roads about Prospect Hill were in such bad condition; and Dad said he knew that, and something would have to be done about it quick, he was jist a-goin’ to see the county superintendent of roads. So then Mr. Ascott said all right, he would do his part; and Dad invited him to come down and look the field over, and let Dad put him onto a few good things down there; and they shook hands, and Bunny had his hair rumpled again—something which in the course of business he had to pretend that he didn’t mind.

Mr. Ascott mentioned that they were facing a lot of problems because the roads around Prospect Hill were in such poor shape; Dad acknowledged this and said something needed to be done quickly, and he was just about to speak with the county road superintendent. Then Mr. Ascott agreed to do his part, and Dad invited him to come down and check out the field, suggesting some good opportunities there; they shook hands, and Bunny had his hair messed up again—something he had to pretend didn’t bother him as part of business.

So that was that. And as they got into their car and drove away, Dad repeated his maxim that grease is cheaper than steel. Dad meant by that, you must let people have a share of your profits, so they would become a part of your “organization,” and do quickly whatever you said. And meantime they had come to the office of the superintendent of roads, where they had another very special private interview. This official, Mr. Benzinger, a sharp little man with nose-glasses, was not dressed like a man of money, and Bunny knew it by the difference in the tone Dad took. There was no exchanging of gold-foil cigars, and no talk about the weather; but Dad got right down to business. He had come to Beach City to put through a job that would employ hundreds of men, and mean millions of dollars to the community; the question was, would the road authorities co-operate to make this possible.

So that was that. As they got into their car and drove away, Dad repeated his saying that grease is cheaper than steel. What Dad meant was that you have to let people share in your profits so they become part of your “organization” and will quickly do whatever you say. In the meantime, they arrived at the office of the superintendent of roads, where they had another very special private meeting. This official, Mr. Benzinger, a sharp little man with reading glasses, didn’t dress like a wealthy man, and Bunny noticed the change in Dad’s tone. There were no exchanging of fancy cigars and no small talk about the weather; Dad went straight to business. He had come to Beach City to push through a project that would employ hundreds of men and bring millions of dollars to the community; the question was, would the road authorities cooperate to make this happen?

Mr. Benzinger answered that of course, the authorities wanted to do everything to that end—it was the purpose for which they were in office; the trouble was that this “strike” at Prospect Hill had caught them without any funds for rush work. Dad said that might be, but there must be some way to handle such a situation, everybody’d ought to get together.

Mr. Benzinger replied that, of course, the authorities wanted to do everything they could to resolve the issue—it was their job. The problem was that this “strike” at Prospect Hill had occurred when they didn’t have any funds available for urgent work. Dad said that could be true, but there had to be some way to manage the situation; everyone should come together.

Mr. Benzinger hesitated, and asked just what it was that Mr. Ross wanted. So Dad explained that he was jist about to drill on such and such a tract, and he drew a little map showing the streets that he needed to have graded, and the holes filled up with crushed rock, so his sills could be delivered on Thursday night. Mr. Benzinger said that might be arranged, perhaps, and asked his secretary, the only other person in the room, to step out and ask Mr. Jones to come in; Dad caught the meaning of that, and as soon as the secretary was gone, he pulled a little roll of bills out of his pocket, remarking that Mr. Benzinger would have to work overtime on the matter, and be put to extra trouble and expense, and it was only fair that Dad should make it up to him; he hoped Mr. Benzinger would understand that they would have many dealings in future, as Dad believed in taking care of his friends. Mr. Benzinger put the bills quietly into his pocket, and said that he understood fully, and the county authorities wished to give every help to men who came in to build up the community and its industries; Dad might count upon it that the work on those streets would start in the morning.

Mr. Benzinger hesitated and asked what Mr. Ross needed. So Dad explained that he was about to start drilling on a particular tract and showed a small map of the streets he needed graded, with the holes filled with crushed rock so his sills could be delivered on Thursday night. Mr. Benzinger said that could probably be arranged and asked his secretary, the only other person in the room, to step out and bring Mr. Jones in. Dad understood the implication, and as soon as the secretary left, he pulled out a small roll of cash, noting that Mr. Benzinger would have to put in extra effort and incur some additional costs, and it was only fair that Dad should compensate him for that. He hoped Mr. Benzinger would see that they would have many future dealings, as Dad believed in taking care of his friends. Mr. Benzinger quietly put the cash in his pocket and said he understood completely, and the county authorities wanted to support those who came in to build up the community and its industries; Dad could expect that work on those streets would start tomorrow.

So then they shook hands, and Dad and Bunny went out, and Dad told Bunny that he must never under any circumstances mention what he had seen in that office, because every public official had enemies who were trying to take his job away, and would try to represent it that Dad had paid him a bribe. But of course it wasn’t anything of the sort; it was the man’s business to keep the roads in repair, and what Dad gave him was jist a little tip, by way of thanks, so to speak. You wouldn’t feel decent not to give him something, because you were going to make a lot of money yourself, and these here poor devils had to live on a beggar’s salary. No doubt Mr. Benzinger had a wife and children at home, and they were in debt; maybe the wife was sick, and they had no way to pay the doctor. The man would have to stay late at his office, and go out tonight and hustle up some men to do that job, and maybe get scolded by his superiors for having acted without authority; the superiors were doubtless in the pay of some of the big companies, which didn’t want roads built except to leases of their own. There was all kinds of wires like that being pulled, said Dad, and you had to be on the watch every minute. Never imagine that you’d be allowed to come into a new place and take out several million dollars worth of wealth from the ground, and not have all kinds of fellers a-tryin’ to get it away from you!

So then they shook hands, and Dad and Bunny went out, and Dad told Bunny that he must never, under any circumstances, mention what he had seen in that office, because every public official had enemies trying to take his job away, and they would try to claim that Dad had paid him a bribe. But of course, it wasn’t anything like that; it was the man’s job to keep the roads in good shape, and what Dad gave him was just a small tip as a way of thanking him. You wouldn’t feel right not giving him something because you were going to make a lot of money yourself, and these poor guys had to survive on a beggar’s salary. No doubt Mr. Benzinger had a wife and kids at home, and they were in debt; maybe the wife was sick, and they couldn’t afford the doctor. The man would have to stay late at work, go out tonight, and find some guys to do that job, and he might even get in trouble with his bosses for acting without permission; the bosses were probably being paid off by some big companies that didn’t want roads built unless they served their own leases. There were all kinds of behind-the-scenes deals like that happening, said Dad, and you had to be on guard every minute. Never think that you could come into a new place and take out several million dollars' worth of wealth from the ground and not have all sorts of people trying to get it away from you!

That all sounded reasonable, and Bunny listened while Dad impressed his favorite lesson: take care of your money! Some day an accident might happen to Dad, and then Bunny would have the whole thing on his shoulders; so he could not begin too early to realize that the people he met would be trying, by devices more or less subtle, to get a hold of his money. Bunny, not thinking of opposing his father’s arguments, but merely getting things straight in his own mind, was moved to remark: “But Dad, you remember that boy Paul? He certainly wasn’t trying to get our money, for I offered him some, and he wouldn’t take it; he went away without my seeing him again.”

That all sounded reasonable, and Bunny listened as Dad shared his favorite lesson: take care of your money! Someday an accident might happen to Dad, and then Bunny would have to handle everything; so he needed to understand as early as possible that the people he met would be trying, in various ways, to get a hold of his money. Bunny, not thinking about arguing with his dad but just wanting to clarify his own thoughts, felt compelled to say: “But Dad, remember that boy Paul? He definitely wasn’t trying to get our money, because I offered him some, and he wouldn’t take it; he left without me seeing him again.”

“Yes, I know,” said Dad; “but he told you his whole family is crazy, and he’s jist crazy a little different, that’s all.”

“Yeah, I get it,” Dad said. “But he told you his whole family is nuts, and he’s just a little crazy in a different way, that’s all.”

III

This was a moral problem which Bunny debated within himself: was Paul Watkins crazy, because of the way he behaved? If so, there must be a crazy streak in Bunny also, for he had been enormously impressed by Paul, and could not help thinking about him. He had paid a tribute to Paul’s sense of honor, by resolving that he, Bunny, would permit himself the luxury of not being a liar—not even in trivial things. Also, the meeting with Paul had caused Bunny to become suddenly aware what an easy time he was having in life. The very next morning, when he opened his eyes, lying in the deep soft mattress of the hotel-bed, with its heavy linen sheets so smooth and white, and its warm blankets, soft as fleece, and striped the color of ripe strawberries—at once his thought was: how had Paul slept that night, without shelter and without cover? Had he lain on the ground? But grandmother, if she saw you even sitting on the ground in the evening, would cry out that you would “catch your death!” And down in the spacious dining-room of the hotel, the thought of Paul without breakfast had quite ruined the taste of grape-fruit in crushed ice, and cereal and thick cream, and bacon and eggs, and wheat-cakes with maple syrup. Paul would be going hungry, because he was too proud to eat food until he had earned it; and some strange perversity caused Bunny, in the midst of comfort, to yearn toward this fierce anchorite who spurned the flesh!

This was a moral dilemma that Bunny wrestled with: was Paul Watkins insane because of his behavior? If that was true, then Bunny must have some craziness himself, as he had been really impressed by Paul and couldn't stop thinking about him. He had honored Paul's sense of integrity by deciding that he, Bunny, would indulge himself in the luxury of being truthful—not even in minor matters. Also, meeting Paul made Bunny suddenly realize how easy his life had been. The very next morning, as he opened his eyes, lying on the plush mattress of the hotel bed, with its thick, smooth white sheets and warm, fleece-like blankets striped like ripe strawberries—his first thought was: how had Paul managed to sleep that night, without shelter or covers? Had he slept on the ground? Yet, his grandmother would call out if she saw anyone sitting on the ground in the evening, warning that they would “catch their death!” And down in the spacious hotel dining room, the thought of Paul going without breakfast completely spoiled the taste of grapefruit in crushed ice, cereal with thick cream, bacon and eggs, and wheat cakes with maple syrup. Paul must be hungry because he was too proud to take food until he had earned it; and some strange impulse made Bunny, in the middle of his comfort, long for this fierce ascetic who rejected the pleasures of the flesh!

The morning after the meeting at Mrs. Groarty’s, Bunny had sat under a palm-tree in front of the hotel, hoping that Paul would come by. Instead, there had come Mrs. Groarty and her husband, bringing Mr. Dumpery, and followed by Mr. and Mrs. Bromley, with their temporary friends the Jewish tailors. It was a deputation from the “medium lots,” explaining that they had continued their meeting until one o’clock that morning, and had decided to rescind their community agreement, and go each man for himself; now the “medium lots” wanted Dad to take their lease. Bunny told them that Dad was out in the field with the geologist; they might wait for him, but Bunny knew how emphatic Dad was about offset wells, so there was no chance of his taking a small lease.

The morning after the meeting at Mrs. Groarty’s, Bunny sat under a palm tree in front of the hotel, hoping Paul would stop by. Instead, Mrs. Groarty and her husband showed up, bringing Mr. Dumpery along, followed by Mr. and Mrs. Bromley with their temporary friends, the Jewish tailors. It was a group from the “medium lots,” explaining that they had extended their meeting until one o'clock that morning and decided to cancel their community agreement, opting to go their separate ways; now the “medium lots” wanted Dad to take their lease. Bunny told them that Dad was out in the field with the geologist; they could wait for him, but Bunny knew how firm Dad was about offset wells, so there was no chance he would take a small lease.

After which Bunny took a seat on the bench next to Mrs. Groarty, for the purpose of finding out whether Paul had revealed himself to her. Bunny confessed to her that he had done something very wrong the previous evening; he had failed to lock the kitchen door after looking out on the porch. Following his program of telling the exact truth, he stated that somebody had gone into her kitchen and taken some food; Bunny had promised not to tell who it was, but it was someone who was very hungry, and Bunny had felt sorry about it. If Mrs. Groarty would let him—and he hauled out his little purse.

After that, Bunny sat down on the bench next to Mrs. Groarty to see if Paul had said anything to her. Bunny admitted to her that he had done something really wrong the night before; he hadn’t locked the kitchen door after checking the porch. Sticking to his plan of being completely honest, he said that someone had gone into her kitchen and taken some food. Bunny promised not to reveal who it was, but mentioned that it was someone who was very hungry, and he felt bad about it. If Mrs. Groarty would let him—and he pulled out his little purse.

Mrs. Groarty was all aglow with pleasure at the delicacy of feeling of the aristocracy; she had quite fallen in love with this strange little fellow, who was so pretty to look at, with sensitive red lips like a girl’s, and at the same time had the manners of an elderly marquis, or something like that, as Mrs. Groarty had come to know such persons in moving pictures. She refused his money, at the same time thinking what a shame her own fortune had not been made earlier in life, so that her children could have worn such lovely clothes, and learned to express themselves with old-fashioned elegance!

Mrs. Groarty was beaming with joy at the delicate manners of the upper class; she had completely fallen for this odd little guy, who was so nice to look at, with soft red lips like a girl’s, and yet had the poise of an older marquis, or something like that, as Mrs. Groarty had come to understand such people from movies. She turned down his money, while thinking how unfortunate it was that her own wealth hadn't been acquired earlier in life, so her kids could have worn such beautiful clothes and learned to speak with that timeless elegance!

Two or three days later, while Bunny was poking about the “field,” watching the interesting sights, he happened to pass the Groarty home, and saw the future oil-queen feeding her rabbits. “Oh, little boy!” she called; and when Bunny had come near, she said: “I had a letter from Paul.”

Two or three days later, while Bunny was wandering around the "field," taking in the sights, he happened to walk by the Groarty house and saw the future oil queen feeding her rabbits. "Oh, little boy!" she called out; and when Bunny got closer, she said, "I got a letter from Paul."

“Where is he?” cried Bunny, in excitement.

“Where is he?” Bunny cried, excitedly.

“The letter was mailed in San Paulo. But he says not to look for him, because he’s hitch-hiking, and he’ll be gone.”

“The letter was mailed in São Paulo. But he says not to look for him because he’s hitchhiking, and he’ll be gone.”

“And how is he?”

“How’s he doing?”

“He says he’s all right and not to worry. The poor child, he sent me two-bits in stamps, to pay for that food he took! He says he earned the money—bless him!” Tears ran down the lady’s ample cheeks; and Bunny learned the difficult lesson that human nature is a complicated thing, so that the same fat lady can be at one moment a hyena of greed, and at the next a mater dolorosa.

“He says he’s fine and not to worry. The poor kid, he sent me two bits in stamps to cover the food he took! He says he earned the money—bless him!” Tears streamed down the lady’s round cheeks; and Bunny learned the tough lesson that human nature is complicated, so that the same heavyset lady can be, one moment, a greedy hyena and the next, a sorrowful mother.

These two sat down on a rabbit-hutch, and had a good talk. Bunny told Mrs. Groarty just how it had happened, and it was a relief to get it off his conscience. Mrs. Groarty in turn told him about the Watkins family, and how they had moved from Arkansas, traveling in the old fashion, by wagon, when Mrs. Groarty was a girl; before that, she had been driven, as a baby in arms, from the mountains of Tennessee. Their place at Paradise, in the San Elido country, was a goat-ranch, with a spring in a little rocky valley; there was only a couple of acres you could cultivate, and for part of that you had to pump irrigating water by hand. It was a desert country, and she didn’t see how they could possibly get along without Paul’s work; she would send them a little of her oil money, but she didn’t know whether Abel—that was her brother, Paul’s father—would take anything from her, he was so crazy with his religion.

These two sat down on a rabbit hutch and had a good talk. Bunny told Mrs. Groarty exactly how it happened, and it felt like a relief to get it off his chest. Mrs. Groarty, in turn, shared about the Watkins family and how they had moved from Arkansas, traveling the old-fashioned way by wagon when she was a girl; before that, she had been carried as a baby from the mountains of Tennessee. Their place in Paradise, in the San Elido area, was a goat ranch, with a spring in a small rocky valley; there were only a couple of acres they could farm, and for part of that, they had to pump irrigating water by hand. It was a desert area, and she didn’t see how they could possibly manage without Paul’s work; she would send them a little of her oil money, but she wasn’t sure if Abel—Paul’s father and her brother—would accept anything from her; he was so wrapped up in his religion.

Bunny asked whether he had always been a “roller”; and the other answered no, it was a notion he had taken up, just a few years ago. As for Mrs. Groarty, when she had married her present husband, three years back, she had found her home in the one true faith which had never changed through the ages; it was a comfortable faith, and let you alone, and you weren’t always getting crazy new notions and splitting up into sects. They had a lovely church in Beach City, and Father Patrick had such a kind heart and a big, splendid voice—had Bunny ever been to a Catholic service? Bunny said he hadn’t; and Mrs. Groarty might perhaps have found a handsome and wealthy convert, had it not been that she was just then being so sorely tempted by the powers of this world.

Bunny asked if he had always been a “roller,” and the other replied no, it was an idea he had adopted just a few years ago. As for Mrs. Groarty, when she married her current husband three years ago, she found her place in the one true faith that had remained constant throughout the ages; it was a comforting faith that allowed you to be yourself without constantly facing crazy new ideas or breaking off into different sects. They had a beautiful church in Beach City, and Father Patrick had such a kind heart and a big, wonderful voice—had Bunny ever been to a Catholic service? Bunny said he hadn’t; and Mrs. Groarty might have considered him a handsome and wealthy convert if she hadn’t been so desperately tempted by the distractions of this world at that moment.

Yes—Satan had brought her there, and set her on a rabbit-hutch, and was showing her all the kingdoms of the earth! Right across the street, at number 5743 Los Robles Boulevard, the Couch Syndicate had set up a big tent, plastered with red signs, and there were automobiles driving up all day, with people to buy “units” at ten dollars each. Mrs. Groarty’s group of “medium lots” had not yet leased, she explained; they had several offers—the best from Sliper and Wilkins, and had Bunny ever heard anything about these operators? And was Dad really quite decided that the best oil prospects lay on the north side? Mrs. Groarty and her husband were thinking of putting their bonus money, when they got it, into some units of “Eureka Pete”—the Eureka Petroleum Company—which was promising a quick drilling on the north slope. And Bunny found himself suddenly recollecting Dad’s warning: “Look out for people who mistake you for an oil well, and try to put you on the pump!”

Yes—Satan had taken her there, and set her on a rabbit hutch, showing her all the kingdoms of the earth! Right across the street, at 5743 Los Robles Boulevard, the Couch Syndicate had set up a big tent covered with red signs, and cars were pulling in all day with people buying “units” for ten dollars each. Mrs. Groarty explained that her group’s “medium lots” hadn’t been leased yet; they had several offers—the best one from Sliper and Wilkins—and had Bunny ever heard anything about these operators? And was Dad really sure that the best oil prospects were on the north side? Mrs. Groarty and her husband were considering putting their bonus money, when they received it, into some units of “Eureka Pete”—the Eureka Petroleum Company—which was promising quick drilling on the north slope. Suddenly, Bunny remembered Dad’s warning: “Watch out for people who mistake you for an oil well and try to put you on the pump!”

IV

Mr. Benzinger had sent two truck-loads of Mexicans and fixed up the roads; and Mr. Ascott had kept his promise and delivered the lumber for the derrick; and Dad’s boss-carpenter had got his gang, and they had cut mortise-joints in the sills, and drilled holes through them, and set them with bolts; then stage by stage the towering derrick had come into being, 122 feet high, straight and true and solid. There was a ladder, and a platform half-way up, and another place to stand at the top; it was all nice and clean and new, and Dad would let you climb, and you could see the view, clear over the houses and the trees, to the blue waters of the Pacific—gee, it was great! And then came the fleet of motor-trucks, thundering in just at sunset, dusty and travel-stained, but full of “pep”—judging by the racket they made, tooting a greeting to J. Arnold Ross and his son. The ditch by the roadside had been filled with crushed rock, making a place where they could drive in to the field; and there they stood, twelve of them lined up in a row.

Mr. Benzinger had sent two truckloads of Mexicans and fixed the roads; Mr. Ascott had kept his promise and delivered the lumber for the derrick; Dad’s main carpenter had brought his crew, and they had cut mortise joints in the sills, drilled holes through them, and secured them with bolts. Step by step, the towering derrick had taken shape, reaching 122 feet high, straight, true, and solid. There was a ladder, a platform halfway up, and another spot to stand at the top; it was all nice, clean, and new. Dad would let you climb it, and you could see the view all the way over the houses and trees to the blue waters of the Pacific—man, it was awesome! Then came the fleet of motor trucks, rumbling in just at sunset, dusty and travel-stained but full of energy—if the noise they made was anything to go by, tooting a greeting to J. Arnold Ross and his son. The ditch by the roadside had been filled with crushed rock, creating a spot where they could drive into the field; and there they were, twelve of them lined up in a row.

There were bright electric lights on the derrick, and men waiting, the sleeves of their khaki shirts rolled up. They went to it with a will; for they were working under the eye of the “old man,” the master of the pay-roll and of their destinies. They respected this “old man,” because he knew his business, and nobody could fool him. Also they liked him, because he combined a proper amount of kindliness with his sternness; he was simple and unpretentious—when the work was crowded, you would have him eating his beans and coffee on a stool in the “eats” joint alongside you. He was a “real guy”; and with this he combined the glamour of a million dollars. Yes, he had “the stuff,” barrels of it—and what is a magician who pulls rabbits and yards of ribbon out of his sleeves, compared with one who can pull out a couple of dozen oil-derricks, and as many miles of steel casing, and tanks, and fleets of motor-trucks, and roads for them to run on?

There were bright electric lights on the rig, and men were waiting, the sleeves of their khaki shirts rolled up. They got to work with enthusiasm because they were under the watchful eye of the "old man," the boss of the paycheck and of their futures. They respected this "old man" because he knew his stuff, and no one could pull a fast one on him. They also liked him because he balanced a bit of kindness with his serious demeanor; he was straightforward and down-to-earth—when things got busy, you’d find him eating his beans and coffee on a stool in the diner right next to you. He was a "genuine guy"; and on top of that, he had the allure of a millionaire. Yeah, he had "the goods," tons of it—and what’s a magician who pulls rabbits and yards of ribbon out of his sleeves compared to one who can pull out a couple dozen oil rigs, and just as many miles of steel pipe, and tanks, and fleets of trucks, and roads for them to drive on?

Also they liked the “kid,” because he put on no more airs than his Dad, but was jolly, and interested in what you were doing, and asked sensible questions and remembered your explanations. Yes, a kid like that would learn the business and carry it on; the old man was teaching him right. He knew all the crew by their first names, and took their joshing, and had a suit of old clothing, duly smeared with grease, which he would put on, and tackle any job where a half-sized pair of hands could get a hold.

They also liked the “kid” because he didn’t act any better than his dad; he was cheerful, interested in what everyone was doing, asked smart questions, and remembered what you explained. Yeah, a kid like that would pick up the business and keep it going; the old man was teaching him well. He knew all the crew by their first names, took their teasing in stride, and had a set of old clothes, suitably stained with grease, that he would wear to tackle any job where a smaller pair of hands could help out.

But there was no joshing now; this was a time for breaking records. There was a big cement block for the engine, and a wooden block on top of that, to take up the vibration; and now the truck with the engine on was backed into place, and blocked firm, and the skids made solid, and in a jiffy the engine was slid into place and ready for business. At the same time another crew had got the big steam boiler ready. There was a tank of fuel oil at hand, and the feed-pipe was hitched up, and she was ready to make steam. And meantime the next truck was backed into place, and the skids put under the “draw-works”; when Bunny came back the next morning he found the big “drum” bolted into place, and the running tackle up in the derrick, and they were unloading the “drill-stem.” They would fit a steel chain about three of the heavy pipes at once, and a pulley with a steel hook would come down and seize the chain; the engine would start thumping, and the chain and the steel cable would draw tight, and the pipe would slide off the truck. These pipes were twenty feet long, and weighed nineteen pounds to the foot, and when you had your well a mile deep, you could figure it for yourself, there was fifty tons of steel, and your derrick had to carry that weight, and your steel cables had to lift it, and your drum and engine had to stand the strain. People kicked at the price of gasoline, but they never thought about the price of drill-stem and casings!

But there was no joking around now; this was a time for breaking records. There was a big cement block for the engine, and a wooden block on top of that to absorb the vibration. The truck with the engine was backed into place, secured tightly, and the skids were made solid. In no time, the engine was slid into place and ready for action. Meanwhile, another crew had prepared the big steam boiler. There was a tank of fuel oil nearby, and the feed pipe was hooked up, making it ready to produce steam. At the same time, the next truck was backed into position, and the skids were placed under the “draw-works.” When Bunny returned the next morning, he found the big “drum” bolted in place, the running tackle set up in the derrick, and they were unloading the “drill-stem.” They would fit a steel chain around three of the heavy pipes at once, and a pulley with a steel hook would come down to grab the chain. The engine would start thumping, the chain and steel cable would tighten, and the pipe would slide off the truck. These pipes were twenty feet long and weighed nineteen pounds per foot, so when you had your well a mile deep, it added up to fifty tons of steel. Your derrick had to support that weight, your steel cables had to lift it, and your drum and engine had to handle the strain. People complained about the price of gasoline, but they never considered the cost of drill-stem and casings!

All these things Bunny had heard a hundred times, but Dad never tired of telling them. He was never entirely content unless the boy was by his side, learning the business. You mustn’t fool yourself with the idea that you could hire experts to attend to things; for how could you know that a man was an expert, unless you knew as much as he did? Some day your foreman might drop dead, or some other fellow would buy him away from you, and then where would you be? Be your own expert, said Dad!

All these things Bunny had heard a hundred times, but Dad never got tired of saying them. He was never fully happy unless the boy was with him, learning the business. Don't kid yourself into thinking you could hire experts to handle everything; how would you even know if someone was an expert unless you knew as much as they did? Someday your foreman might suddenly pass away, or someone else could poach him from you, and then what would you do? Be your own expert, Dad said!

The machinery which did the turning was called a “rotary table”; it was connected with the engine by a steel chain, exactly like the sprocket-chain of a bicycle, except that the links were as big as your fist. The rotary table had a hole through the centre, where the drill-stem went through; there was a corresponding hole in the derrick-floor—and soon there would be one in the ground! The hole in the rotary-table was square, and the top drill-stem, known as your “Kelly joint,” was square, and fitted this hole; you lowered it through—but first you screwed in your “collar” and “bit,” the tool which did the actual cutting. They were starting with a “disc-bit”—it had two steel things like dinner-plates, set opposite each other, and as they went round and round, the weight of the pipe caused them to chew their way into the earth. You started with an eighteen-inch “bit,” and as it flopped round, it cut you a hole two feet across.

The machinery that did the turning was called a “rotary table”; it was connected to the engine by a steel chain, similar to a bicycle chain, but with links as big as your fist. The rotary table had a hole in the center for the drill-stem to pass through; there was a matching hole in the derrick floor—and soon there would be one in the ground! The hole in the rotary table was square, and the top drill-stem, known as the “Kelly joint,” was also square and fit into this hole; you lowered it through—but first, you screwed in your “collar” and “bit,” the tool that actually did the cutting. They were starting with a “disc-bit”—it had two steel pieces like dinner plates, positioned opposite each other, and as they spun around, the weight of the pipe caused them to grind their way into the earth. You started with an eighteen-inch “bit,” and as it rotated, it cut a hole two feet wide.

Well, the time came when the last tool was on hand, and the last bolt made tight, and the drilling tools ready for their long journey into the bowels of the earth. This was a great moment, akin to the launching of a ship, or the inauguration of the first president of a republic. Your friends gathered, and the workers from nearby jobs, and a crowd of sightseers. The crew had been hustling for three weeks, with this as their goal, and now they stood, both the day shift and the night shift, proud of their past, and eager for their future. The engineman had his hand at the lever, and his eye on Dad; Dad gave him a nod, and he shoved the lever, and the engine started, and the gears made a roaring racket, and the bit hit the ground—“Spud! Spud!” At least that is what men imagine they hear, and so they call the operation “spudding in.” “All aboard for China!” sang the foreman; and everybody who had clean hands shook hands with Dad—including Mr. Bankside, whose land they were drilling, and Mrs. Bankside and the whole Bankside family. They carried Dad and Bunny to their home, which was on the lease, and they opened a bottle of champagne, and drank a wee sip to the health of the Ross-Bankside Number 1, which was already a half-dozen feet down in the ground.

Well, the moment arrived when the last tool was in place, the last bolt was tightened, and the drilling equipment was ready for its long journey into the earth. This was a significant occasion, similar to launching a ship or the inauguration of a new president. Friends gathered, along with workers from nearby jobs and a crowd of onlookers. The crew had been working hard for three weeks with this goal in mind, and now both the day shift and night shift stood proudly of their past and excited for their future. The engineer had his hand on the lever, keeping an eye on Dad; Dad nodded, and he pushed the lever, the engine roared to life, the gears clanked loudly, and the bit struck the ground—“Spud! Spud!” That's what people like to think they hear, so they call the process “spudding in.” “All aboard for China!” the foreman shouted, and everyone with clean hands shook hands with Dad—including Mr. Bankside, whose land they were drilling on, Mrs. Bankside, and the whole Bankside family. They took Dad and Bunny to their home, which was on the lease, opened a bottle of champagne, and toasted to the health of the Ross-Bankside Number 1, which was already six feet deep in the ground.

V

It was cool at the beach in summer, and back at Lobos River it was hot as the original fires; so the family was going to move. Dad wasted very little time on such a matter; he dropped in at a real estate agent’s, and asked for the best furnished house in town, and drove out to an imitation palace on the ocean-front, and looked it over, and went back to the office and signed a six month’s lease for twenty-five hundred dollars.

It was cool at the beach in the summer, but back at Lobos River, it was as hot as the original fires, so the family decided to move. Dad didn’t waste any time on it; he stopped by a real estate agent’s, asked for the best furnished house in town, drove out to a fake palace on the oceanfront, checked it out, and went back to the office to sign a six-month lease for twenty-five hundred dollars.

Outside, this house was plaster applied to chicken-wire, or something that looked like it; inside, it was shiny like the home of Mrs. Groarty, only it was imitation mahogany instead of imitation oak. There was a big entrance hall, and a drawing-room on one side, and on the other a dining-room, with elaborate up-to-date “built-in” features. To these the owner had added furniture regardless of expense or period: spindley-legged gilded French things, done in flowered silk; mid-century American black walnut, with roses and rosettes; black Chinese teak-wood, carved with dragons. There were statues of nude ladies, in highly polished marble, and also a marble clergyman in a frock coat and a string tie. Upstairs were six bed-rooms, each done in a different color by a lady from the best department-store in town. Some people might have found the place lacking in the elements of home, but Bunny never thought of such a thing—he had learned to be happy in a hotel room, with the use of the lobby. All his life that he could remember, home had been a place which you rented, or bought with the idea of holding it as a real estate speculation. As the Indians in the Hudson Bay country kill a moose in the winter-time, and move to the moose, so Dad started an oil well, and moved to the well.

Outside, this house had plaster over chicken wire, or something that looked like it; inside, it was shiny like Mrs. Groarty's home, only it had imitation mahogany instead of imitation oak. There was a large entrance hall, a drawing room on one side, and a dining room on the other, featuring elaborate modern “built-in” elements. The owner had furnished it regardless of cost or style: spindly-legged gilded French pieces in flowered silk; mid-century American black walnut with roses and rosettes; black Chinese teak wood, intricately carved with dragons. There were polished marble statues of nude women, along with a marble clergyman in a frock coat and a string tie. Upstairs were six bedrooms, each decorated in a different color by a lady from the top department store in town. Some people might have thought the place felt unwelcoming, but Bunny never considered such a thing—he had learned to be happy in a hotel room, using the lobby. For as long as he could remember, home had been a place you rented or bought as a real estate investment. Just like the Indians in the Hudson Bay area who kill a moose in winter and relocate to it, Dad started an oil well and moved to the well.

First came Mr. Eaton, the tutor; he was used to getting a telephone call, informing him where the carcase of the moose was to be found. He would pack his two suit-cases and his steamer-trunk, and take the train or the motor-bus to his pupil. He was a rather delicate young man, very retiring, with pale blue eyes, and pockets that bagged because he put books in them. He had been engaged with the express restriction that oil was to come before culture; in other words, he was to teach his pupil at such times as Dad was not doing it. Dad was not quite clear on the subject of book knowledge; at times he would say it was all “bunk,” but at other times he would pay it a tribute of embarrassment. Yes, he was a “roughneck,” of course, and Bunny would have to know more than he; but at the same time he was jealous of that knowledge, troubled by fear it might be something he would disapprove of. He was right in this, for Mr. Eaton told Bunny quite shamelessly that there were things in the world more important than oil.

First, there was Mr. Eaton, the tutor; he was used to receiving a phone call that let him know where to find the moose carcass. He would pack his two suitcases and his steamer trunk, then take the train or the bus to his student. He was a bit of a fragile young man, very shy, with pale blue eyes and pockets that sagged from carrying books. He had been hired with the specific instruction that oil should come before culture; in other words, he was to teach his student when Dad wasn’t doing it. Dad wasn’t entirely sure about book knowledge; sometimes he would dismiss it as “nonsense,” but other times he seemed embarrassed by it. Yes, he was a “roughneck,” and Bunny needed to know more than he did; however, he was also protective of that knowledge, worried it might be something he wouldn’t approve of. He was right to be concerned because Mr. Eaton openly told Bunny that there were things in the world more important than oil.

Then came the family limousine, with grandmother and Aunt Emma, driven by Rudolph, who was a combination of chauffeur and gardener, and would put on a frock coat and be a butler at parties. Beside him on the front seat rode Sing, the Chinese cook, who was too precious to be trusted to motor-bus or train. Nellie, the house-maid, could be more easily replaced, so she brought herself. A truck brought the trunks and miscellaneous belongings—Bunny’s bicycle and Aunt Emma’s hat-boxes, and grandmother’s precious works of art.

Then the family limousine arrived, carrying grandmother and Aunt Emma, driven by Rudolph, who was a mix of chauffeur and gardener, and would wear a fancy coat to act as a butler at parties. Next to him in the front seat was Sing, the Chinese cook, who was too valuable to be left to public transport. Nellie, the housemaid, could be replaced more easily, so she came along. A truck delivered the trunks and various belongings—Bunny's bicycle, Aunt Emma's hat boxes, and grandmother's treasured artworks.

Old Mrs. Ross was seventy-five years of age, and her life had been that of a ranch-woman, in the days before automobiles and telephones and machinery. She had slaved in poverty, and raised a family, and seen one daughter die in child-birth, and a son of typhoid in the Spanish war, and another son as a drunkard; now “Jim” was all she had left, and he had made a fortune late in his life, and lifted her to leisure at the end of hers. You might have been a long time guessing what use she would make of it. Out of a clear sky she announced that she was going to be a painter! For sixty years, it appeared, she had cherished that dream, while washing dishes, and spanking babies, and drying apricots and muscat grapes.

Old Mrs. Ross was seventy-five years old, and her life had been that of a ranch woman, back in the days before cars, phones, and modern machinery. She had worked hard in poverty, raised a family, and watched one daughter die during childbirth, a son from typhoid in the Spanish War, and another son become a drunk. Now “Jim” was all she had left, and he had made a fortune later in his life, providing her with comfort at the end of hers. It might take you a while to guess how she would use it. Out of the blue, she declared that she was going to be a painter! For sixty years, it seemed, she had held onto that dream while doing dishes, caring for babies, and drying apricots and muscat grapes.

So now, wherever they lived, grandmother had a spare room for a “studio.” A wandering artist had taught her the handling of crude and glaring colors. This artist had painted desert sunsets, and the mountains and rocky coasts of California; but old Mrs. Ross never painted anything she had ever seen. What she was interested in was gentility—parks, and lawns, and shady avenues with ladies in hoop-skirts, and gentlemen with wide-bottomed trousers. Her masterpiece was six feet by four, and always hung in the dining-room of the rented home; it showed in the background an extremely elegant two-story house, with two-storied porches having pillars on which you could see every curlicue. In front ran a circular drive, with a fountain in the middle, and water which was very plainly splashing. Around the drive rolled a victoria—or maybe it was a landau or a barouche—with a lady and a gentleman being driven by a Negro coachman. Behind the vehicle raced a little dog, and playing on the lawn were a boy, and a girl in wide skirts, having a hoop in her hand. Also there were iron deer on the lawn—you never got tired of looking at this picture, because you could always find something new in it; Dad would show it to visitors, and say: “Ma painted that; ain’t she a wonder, for an old lady seventy-five?” Agents who had come with leasing propositions, or lawyers with papers to be gone over, or foremen coming for orders, would examine it carefully, and never disagreed with Dad’s judgment.

So now, wherever they lived, Grandma had a spare room for a “studio.” A traveling artist had taught her how to work with bold and bright colors. This artist had painted desert sunsets, and the mountains and rocky coasts of California; but Grandma Ross never painted anything she had actually seen. What interested her was elegance—parks, lawns, and shady streets with ladies in hoop skirts and gentlemen in wide-bottomed trousers. Her masterpiece measured six feet by four and always hung in the dining room of their rented home; it depicted an extremely elegant two-story house with balconies showcasing intricate pillars. In the foreground was a circular driveway with a fountain in the center, with water clearly splashing. Rolling around the drive was a carriage—maybe it was a victoria or a landau or a barouche—with a lady and a gentleman chauffeured by a Black coachman. Behind the carriage dashed a little dog, while on the lawn played a boy and a girl in a wide skirt holding a hoop. There were also decorative iron deer on the lawn—you never got tired of looking at this painting because you could always find something new in it; Dad would show it to visitors and say, “Mom painted that; isn’t she amazing for a seventy-five-year-old?” Agents who had come with leasing offers, lawyers with documents to review, or foremen coming for orders would examine it closely and never disagreed with Dad’s opinion.

Aunt Emma was the widow of the son who had died a drunkard; and to her also prosperity had come late in life. Dad set no limits—the ladies charged anything they wanted, and even drew checks on Dad’s account. So Aunt Emma went to the fanciest shops and got herself raiment, and went out to uphold the prestige of the Ross family in the town or city where they were staying. There were ladies’ clubs, and Aunt Emma would attend their functions, and listen to impressive personalities who rose and said, “Madam Chairman,” and read papers on the Feminine Element in Shakespeare’s Plays, and the Therapeutic Value of Optimism, and What Shall We Do for Our Youth? Once every month the two ladies gave a tea-party, and Dad always managed to be “spudding in” a new well, or seeing to a difficult job of “cementing off” on that afternoon.

Aunt Emma was the widow of the son who had died an alcoholic, and prosperity came to her later in life. Dad set no limits—the ladies charged whatever they wanted, even writing checks on Dad’s account. So Aunt Emma shopped at the fanciest stores and bought herself nice clothes, going out to maintain the prestige of the Ross family in the town or city they were in. There were women's clubs, and Aunt Emma would attend their events, listening to impressive speakers who would say, “Madam Chairman,” and present papers on topics like the Feminine Element in Shakespeare’s Plays, the Therapeutic Value of Optimism, and What Shall We Do for Our Youth? Once a month, the two ladies hosted a tea party, and Dad always found a way to “spud in” a new well or manage a tricky job of “cementing off” that afternoon.

Aunt Emma particularly patronized the drug-store counters where they sold cosmetics, and she knew by name the fashionable young ladies who presided there; also she knew the names of the latest products they handled, pronouncing these names in quite naive and shameless American—“Roodge finn dee Theeayter” and “Pooder der Reeze ah lah corbeel flurry”—which, it must be added, was the only way she could have got the sales-ladies to know what she meant. Her dressing-table was covered with rows of delicate little boxes and jars and bottles, containing paints and powders and perfumes and beauty clays and enamels, and she alone knew what else. One of Bunny’s earliest memories was of Aunt Emma, perched on a chair, looking like an enlarged parokeet in a harness. She was only half dressed, paying no attention to him, because he was so little; so he observed how she was laced and strapped up in armor—tight corsets and dress-shields and side-garters and tightly laced little boots. She sat, erect and serious, putting things on her cheeks and eye-brows, and dabbing herself with little puffs of pink and white powder; and at the same time telling Bunny about her husband, deceased many years ago. He had had many virtues, in spite of his one tragic weakness; he had had a kind heart, so sweet and generous—“yes, yes,” said Aunt Emma, “he was a good little man; I wonder where he is now.” And then, dab, dab, she was patting the tears away from her cheeks and making them pink again!

Aunt Emma especially loved to stop by the cosmetics section at the drugstore, and she knew the names of the trendy young ladies who worked there. She was also familiar with the newest products they stocked, pronouncing the names in a naive and unapologetic American way—“Roodge finn dee Theeayter” and “Pooder der Reeze ah lah corbeel flurry”—which was the only way she could ensure the sales ladies understood her. Her dressing table was filled with rows of delicate little boxes, jars, and bottles containing makeup, powders, perfumes, beauty clays, enamels, and who knows what else. One of Bunny’s earliest memories was of Aunt Emma sitting on a chair, looking like a large parakeet in a harness. She was only half-dressed, not bothering with him since he was so young; he noticed how she was laced and strapped in tight—corsets, dress shields, side garters, and tightly laced little boots. She sat up straight and serious, applying things to her cheeks and eyebrows, dabbing herself with little puffs of pink and white powder while telling Bunny about her husband, who had passed away many years before. He had many good qualities, despite his one tragic flaw; he had a kind heart—so sweet and generous—“yes, yes,” Aunt Emma said, “he was a good little man; I wonder where he is now.” And then, dab, dab, she was wiping the tears from her cheeks and making them pink again!

VI

Far down in the ground, underneath the Ross-Bankside No. 1, a great block of steel was turning round and round. The under surface of it had blunt steel teeth, like a nutmeg-grater; on top of it rested a couple of thousand feet of steel tubing, the “drill-stem,” a weight of twenty tons pressing it down; so, as it turned, it ate into the solid rock, grinding it to powder. It worked in the midst of a river of thin mud, which was driven down through the center of the hollow tubing, and came up again between the outside of the tubing and the earth. The river of mud served three purposes: it kept the bit and the drill-stem from heating; it carried away the ground-up rock; and as it came up on the outside of the drill-stem, it was pressed against the walls of the hole, and made a plaster to keep the walls rigid, so that they did not press in upon the drill-stem. Up on the top of the ground was a “sump-hole,” of mud and water, and a machine to keep up the mixture; there were “mud-hogs,” snorting and puffing, which forced it down inside the stem under a pressure of 250 pounds to the square inch. Drilling was always a dirty business; you swam in pale grey mud until the well came in, and after that you slid in oil.

Far below the surface, beneath the Ross-Bankside No. 1, a huge block of steel was spinning continuously. Its underside had dull steel teeth, similar to a nutmeg grater; on top of it sat a couple of thousand feet of steel tubing, the “drill-stem,” with a weight of twenty tons pressing it down. So, as it turned, it penetrated the solid rock, grinding it to dust. It operated in a stream of thin mud, which was pushed down through the center of the hollow tubing and emerged again between the tubing's exterior and the earth. This mud stream served three purposes: it prevented the bit and the drill-stem from overheating, carried away the crushed rock, and as it rose outside the drill-stem, it pressed against the walls of the hole, creating a barrier to keep the walls steady, preventing them from collapsing in on the drill-stem. At the surface was a “sump-hole” filled with mud and water, along with a machine to maintain the mixture; there were “mud-hogs” that snorted and puffed, forcing it down inside the stem under a pressure of 250 pounds per square inch. Drilling was always a messy job; you swam in pale gray mud until the well was completed, and after that, you slid in oil.

Also it was an expensive business. To turn those twenty tons of steel tubing, getting heavier every day as they got longer—that took real power, you want to know. When the big steam engine started pulling on the chain, and the steel gears started their racket, Bunny would stand and listen, delighted. Some engine, that! Fifty horsepower, the cathead-man would say; and you would imagine fifty horses harnessed to an old-fashioned turn-table with a pole, such as our ancestors employed to draw up water from a well, or to run a primitive threshing-machine.

Also, it was a costly operation. Turning those twenty tons of steel tubing, which got heavier every day as they got longer—that required some serious power, just so you know. When the big steam engine started pulling on the chain, and the steel gears made their noise, Bunny would stand and listen, thrilled. What a machine! Fifty horsepower, the cathead-man would say; and you could picture fifty horses attached to an old-fashioned turn-table with a pole, like our ancestors used to pull water from a well or to operate a basic threshing machine.

Yes, it took money to drill an oil well out here in California; it wasn’t like the little short holes in the East, where you pounded your way down by lifting up your string of tools and letting them drop again. No siree, here you had to be prepared to go six or seven thousand feet, which meant from three hundred to three hundred and fifty joints of pipe; also casing, for you could not leave this hole very long without protection. There were strata of soft sand, with water running through, and when you got past these you would have to let down a cylinder of steel or wrought iron, like a great long stove pipe; joint after joint you would slide down, carefully rivetting them together, making a water-proof job; and when you had this casing all set in cement, you would start drilling with a smaller bit, say fourteen inches, leaving the upper casing resting firmly on a sort of shelf. So you would go, smaller and smaller, until, when you got to the oil-sands, your hole would have shrunk to five or six inches. If you were a careful man, like Dad, you would run each string of casing all the way up to the derrick-floor, so that in the upper part of the hole you would have four sets of casing, one inside the other.

Yes, it took money to drill an oil well out here in California; it wasn’t like the little short holes in the East, where you hammered your way down by lifting up your tools and letting them drop again. No way, here you had to be ready to go six or seven thousand feet, which meant three hundred to three hundred and fifty sections of pipe; plus casing, because you couldn't leave this hole unprotected for long. There were layers of soft sand with water running through, and once you got past those, you had to lower a cylinder of steel or wrought iron, like a long stovepipe; joint after joint you would slide down, carefully riveting them together to make a waterproof job; and when you had this casing all set in cement, you would start drilling with a smaller bit, say fourteen inches, leaving the upper casing resting firmly on a sort of shelf. You would continue going smaller and smaller, until, when you reached the oil sands, your hole would have shrunk to five or six inches. If you were a careful person, like Dad, you would run each string of casing all the way up to the derrick floor, so that in the upper part of the hole you would have four sets of casing, one inside the other.

All day and all night the engine labored, and the great chain pulled, and the rotary-table went round and round, and the bit ate into the rock. You had to have two shifts of men, twelve hours each, and because living quarters were scarce in this sudden rush, they kept the same bed warm all the time. A crew had to be on the job every moment, to listen and to watch. The engine must have plenty of water and gas and oil; the pump must be working, and the mud-river circulating, and the mixing-machine splashing, and the drill making depth at the proper rate. There were innumerable things that might go wrong, and some of them cost money, and some of them cost more money. Dad was liable to be waked up at any hour of the night, and he would give orders over the telephone, or perhaps he would slip into his clothes and drive out to the field. And next morning, at breakfast, he would tell Bunny about it; that fellow Dan Rossiger, the night-foreman, he sure was one balky mule; he jist wouldn’t make any time, and when you kicked, he said, “All right, if you want a ‘twist-off’.” And Dad had said, “ ‘Twist-off’ or no ‘twist-off,’ I want you to make time.” And so, sure enough, there was a “twist-off,” right away! Dad vowed that Dan had done it on purpose; there were fellows mean enough for that—and, of course, all they had to do was to speed up the engine.

All day and all night, the engine worked hard, the big chain pulled, the rotary table spun around, and the drill bit cut into the rock. You needed two shifts of workers, each lasting twelve hours, and since there wasn’t enough space for everyone to sleep, they kept the same bed warm all the time. A crew had to be on call every moment to listen and watch. The engine needed plenty of water, gas, and oil; the pump had to be operational, the mud river had to be circulating, the mixing machine had to be splashing, and the drill had to be making progress at the right speed. There were countless things that could go wrong, some of which cost money, and some that cost even more. Dad could be woken up at any hour of the night, and he would give orders over the phone or maybe get dressed and drive out to the site. Then, the next morning at breakfast, he would tell Bunny about it; that guy Dan Rossiger, the night foreman, was such a stubborn mule; he just wouldn’t get anything done, and when you pushed him, he’d say, “Fine, if you want a ‘twist-off’.” And Dad had said, “‘Twist-off’ or no ‘twist-off,’ I want you to get it done.” Sure enough, there was a “twist-off” right away! Dad swore Dan did it on purpose; there were people mean enough to do that—and all they had to do was speed up the engine.

Anyhow, there was your “twist-off”; which meant that you had to lift out every inch of your two thousand feet of pipe. You pulled it up, and unscrewed it, four joints at a time—“breaking out,” the men called that operation; each four joints, a “stand,” were stood up in the derrick, and the weary work went on. You couldn’t tell where the break was, until you got to it; then you screwed off the broken piece, and threw it away, and went to your real job, “fishing” for the remainder of your drill-stem, down in the hole. For this job you had a device called an “overshot,” which you let down with a cable; it was big and heavy, and went over the pipe, and caught on a joint when you pulled it up—something like an ice-man’s tongs. But maybe you got it over, and maybe you didn’t; you spent a lot of time jiggling it up and down—until at last she caught fast, and up came the rest of your stem! Then you unscrewed the broken piece, and put in a sound piece, and let it all back into the hole, one stand at a time, until you were ready to start again. But this time you went at the rate Dan Rossiger considered safe, and you didn’t nag at him for any more “twist-offs!”

Anyway, there was your “twist-off,” which meant you had to pull out every inch of your two thousand feet of pipe. You lifted it up and unscrewed it, four joints at a time—what the guys called “breaking out”; each set of four joints, a “stand,” was stood up in the derrick, and the tiring work continued. You couldn’t see where the break was until you got to it; then you unscrewed the broken piece, tossed it aside, and focused on your main task, “fishing” for the rest of your drill-stem down in the hole. For this job, you had a tool called an “overshot,” which you lowered with a cable; it was big and heavy, fitting over the pipe and gripping a joint when you pulled it up—kind of like ice tongs. But sometimes you got it over, and sometimes you didn’t; you spent a lot of time moving it up and down—until finally it caught, and up came the rest of your stem! Then you unscrewed the broken piece, replaced it with a good one, and lowered everything back into the hole, one stand at a time, until you were ready to start again. But this time you worked at the pace Dan Rossiger deemed safe, and you didn’t pester him for any more “twist-offs!”

Meantime Dad would be spending the day at his little office down in the business part of the town. There he had a stenographer and a bookkeeper, and all the records of his various wells. There came people who wanted to offer him new leases, and hustling young salesmen to show him a wonderful new device in the way of an “under-reamer,” or to persuade him that wrought casing lasts longer than cast steel, or to explain the model of a new bit, that was making marvelous records in the Palomar field. Dad would see them all, for they might “have something,” you never could be sure. But woe to the young man who hadn’t got his figures just right; for Dad had copies of the “logs” of every one of his wells, and he would pull out the book, and show the embarrassed young man exactly what he had done over at Lobos River with a Stubbs Fishtail number seven.

In the meantime, Dad would spend the day at his small office in the business district of town. He had a stenographer and a bookkeeper there, along with all the records of his various wells. People would come to offer him new leases, and eager young salespeople would try to show him a fantastic new tool called an “under-reamer,” convince him that wrought casing lasts longer than cast steel, or explain the model of a new bit that was achieving amazing results in the Palomar field. Dad would meet with them all because they might “have something,” and you could never be too sure. But woe to the young man who didn’t have his figures just right; Dad had copies of the “logs” for each of his wells, and he would pull out the book and show the embarrassed young man exactly what he had achieved at Lobos River with a Stubbs Fishtail number seven.

Then the postman would come, bringing reports from all the wells; and Dad would dictate letters and telegrams. Or perhaps the phone would ring—long distance calling Mr. Ross; and Dad would come home to lunch fuming—that fellow Impey over at Antelope had gone and broke his leg, letting a pipe fall on him: that chap with the black moustache, you remember? Bunny said, yes, he remembered; the one Dad had bawled out. “I fired him,” said Dad; “and then I got sorry for his wife and children, and took him back. I found that fellow down on his knees, with his head stuck between the chain and the bull-wheel—and he knew we had no bleeder-valve on that engine! Jist tryin’ to get out a piece of rope, he said—and his fingers jammed up in there! What’s the use a-tryin’ to do anything for people that ain’t got sense enough to take care of their own fingers, to say nothing of their heads? By golly, I don’t see how they ever live long enough to grow black moustaches on their faces!” So Dad would fuss—his favorite theme, the shiftlessness of the working-class whom he had to employ. Of course he had a purpose; drilling is a dangerous business at best, and Bunny must know what he was doing when he went poking about under a derrick.

Then the postman would arrive, bringing updates from all the wells, and Dad would dictate letters and telegrams. Or maybe the phone would ring—long distance calling Mr. Ross; and Dad would come home for lunch fuming—that guy Impey over at Antelope had gone and broken his leg by letting a pipe fall on him: that guy with the black moustache, you remember? Bunny said he remembered; the one Dad had yelled at. “I fired him,” said Dad; “but then I felt sorry for his wife and kids and hired him back. I found that guy down on his knees, with his head stuck between the chain and the bull-wheel—and he knew we didn’t have a bleeder valve on that engine! Just trying to get out a piece of rope, he said—and his fingers got jammed in there! What’s the point of helping people who aren’t even smart enough to take care of their own fingers, let alone their heads? Honestly, I don’t get how they ever live long enough to grow black moustaches!” So Dad would complain—his favorite topic, the laziness of the working class that he had to employ. Of course, he had a reason; drilling is a risky job even at best, and Bunny needed to understand what he was doing when he was messing around under a derrick.

There came a telegram from Lobos River; Number Two was stuck. First, they had lost a set of tools, and then, while they were stringing up for the fishing job, a “roughneck” had dropped a steel crowbar into the hole! They were down four thousand feet, and “fishing” is costly sport at that depth! Seemed like there was a jinx in that hole; they had “jammed” three times, and they were six weeks behind their schedule. Dad fretted, and he would call up the well every couple of hours all day, but nothing doing; they tried this device and that, and Dad phoned them to try something else, but in vain. The hole caved in on them, and they had to clean out and fish ahead, run after run. They had caught the tools and jarred them out, but the crowbar was still down there, wedged fast.

There was a telegram from Lobos River; Number Two was stuck. First, they lost a set of tools, and then, while they were getting ready for the fishing job, a roughneck dropped a steel crowbar into the hole! They were four thousand feet down, and fishing at that depth can be really expensive! It seemed like there was a curse on that hole; they had jammed up three times and were six weeks behind schedule. Dad was worried and called the well every couple of hours all day, but nothing worked; they tried different devices, and Dad told them to try something else, but it was useless. The hole collapsed on them, and they had to clean out and fish again, run after run. They managed to retrieve the tools and get them out, but the crowbar was still down there, stuck tight.

The third evening Dad said he guessed he’d have to run over to Lobos River; it was time to set a new casing anyhow, and he liked to oversee those cement fellows. Bunny jumped up, crying, “Take me, Dad!” And Dad said, “Sure thing!” Grandmother made her usual remark about Bunny’s education going to pot; and Dad made his usual answer, that Bunny would have all his life to learn about poetry and history—now he was going to learn about oil, while he had his father to teach him. Aunt Emma tried to get Mr. Eaton to say something in defense of poetry and history, but the tutor kept a discreet silence—he knew who held the purse-strings in that family! Bunny understood that Mr. Eaton didn’t mind about it; he was preparing a thesis that was to get him a master’s degree, and he used his spare time quite contentedly, counting the feminine endings in certain of the pre-Elizabethan dramatists.

The third evening, Dad said he figured he’d have to head over to the Lobos River; it was time to set a new casing anyway, and he liked to supervise those cement guys. Bunny jumped up, yelling, “Take me, Dad!” And Dad replied, “Sure thing!” Grandmother made her usual comment about Bunny’s education going down the drain; and Dad gave his usual response that Bunny would have his whole life to learn about poetry and history—right now, he was going to learn about oil while he had his father to teach him. Aunt Emma tried to get Mr. Eaton to defend poetry and history, but the tutor kept quiet—he knew who controlled the finances in that family! Bunny sensed that Mr. Eaton didn’t care about it; he was working on a thesis to earn his master’s degree, and he spent his free time quite happily, counting the feminine endings in some of the pre-Elizabethan playwrights.

VII

Well, they made the trip back to the old field; and Bunny remembered all the adventures of the last ride, the place where they had had lunch, and what the waitress had said, and the place where they had stopped for gas, and what the man had said, and the place where they had run into the “speed-cop.” It was like fishing—that is, for real fish, like you catch in water, not in oil wells; you remember where you got the big fish, and you expect another bite there. But the big fish always come at a new place, said Dad, and it was the same with “speed-cops.” A cop picked them up just outside Beach City, passing a speed-trap at forty-seven miles; and Dad grinned and chaffed the cop, and said he was glad he hadn’t been really going fast.

Well, they made the trip back to the old field, and Bunny remembered all the adventures from their last ride, where they had lunch, what the waitress had said, where they stopped for gas, what the guy there had said, and where they ran into the "speed cop." It was like fishing—that is, for real fish, like the ones you catch in water, not in oil wells; you remember where you caught the big fish, and you expect to get another bite there. But the big fish always show up in a new spot, Dad said, and it was the same with "speed cops." A cop pulled them over just outside Beach City for going forty-seven miles in a speed trap; and Dad grinned, joked with the cop, and said he was glad he hadn’t been speeding for real.

They got to Lobos River that evening; and there was the rig, fishing away—screwing the stands of pipe together and working down into the hole with some kind of grabbing device on the end, and then hauling up and unscrewing—stand after stand, fifty or sixty of them, one after another—until at last you got to the bottom one, only to find that you had missed your “fish!”

They arrived at the Lobos River that evening, and there was the rig, busy fishing—putting the pipe stands together and working down into the hole with some kind of grabbing tool at the end, then pulling up and unscrewing—stand after stand, fifty or sixty of them, one after another—until finally reaching the bottom one, only to discover that you had missed your “catch!”

Well, Dad said his say, in tones that nobody could help hearing. If he couldn’t find men who would take care of their own bones, it was doubtless too much to hope they would take care of his property. They stood there, looking like a lot of school-boys getting a birching—though of course the “roughneck” who was wholly to blame had been turned loose on the road long ago.

Well, Dad said what he needed to say in a way that everyone could hear. If he couldn’t find men who could take care of their own business, it was probably too much to expect them to look after his property. They stood there, looking like a group of schoolboys about to get punished—although the "roughneck" who was completely to blame had been sent off down the road a long time ago.

There was a salesman from a supply house there with a patent device which he guaranteed would bring up the obstacle the first run; so they tried it, and left the device in the hole—it had held on too tight! Evidently there was a pocket down there, and the crowbar had got wedged crossways; so they’d have to try a small chunk of dynamite, said Dad. Ever listen to an explosion four thousand feet under the ground? Well, that was how they got the crowbar loose; and then they had a job of cleaning out, and drilling some more, and setting a casing to cover the damaged place in the hole.

There was a salesperson from a supply company there with a patented device that he promised would bring up the obstacle on the first try. So they gave it a shot and left the device in the hole—it was stuck too tight! Clearly, there was a pocket down there, and the crowbar had gotten wedged sideways; so Dad said they would have to try a small chunk of dynamite. Ever heard an explosion four thousand feet underground? Well, that’s how they got the crowbar free; then they had to clean up, drill some more, and set in a casing to cover the damaged spot in the hole.

Thus, day by day, Bunny got his oil lessons. He wandered about the field with Dad and the geologist and the boss driller, while they laid out the sites for future wells; and Dad took an envelope and pencil, and explained to Bunny why you place your wells on the four corners of a diamond, and not on the four corners of a square. You may try that out for yourself, drawing a circle about each well, to indicate the territory from which the oil is drained; you will see that the diamond shape covers the ground with less overlapping. Wherever you overlap, you are drilling two holes to get the same barrel of oil; and only a dub would do that.

So, day by day, Bunny had his oil lessons. He roamed the field with Dad, the geologist, and the lead driller as they marked out spots for future wells. Dad took an envelope and a pencil and explained to Bunny why wells should be placed on the four corners of a diamond instead of a square. You can try this yourself by drawing a circle around each well to show the area from which the oil is extracted; you'll notice that the diamond shape covers the area with less overlap. Wherever there’s overlap, you’re drilling two holes for the same barrel of oil, and only a fool would do that.

They drove back to Beach City, and found that Bertie had come home. Bertie was Bunny’s sister, two years his senior, and she had been visiting the terribly fashionable Woodbridge Rileys, up north. Bunny tried to tell her about the fishing-job, and how things were going at Lobos River, but she was most cruelly cutting—described him as a “little oil gnome,” and said that his finger-nails were a “dead give-away.” It appeared that Bertie had become ashamed of oil; and this was something new, for of old she had been a good pal, interested in the business, and arguing with Bunny and bossing him as any older sister should. Bunny didn’t know what to make of it, but gradually he came to understand that this was a part of the fashionable education Bertie was getting at Miss Castle’s school.

They drove back to Beach City and found that Bertie was home. Bertie was Bunny’s sister, two years older than him, and she had been visiting the super trendy Woodbridge Rileys up north. Bunny tried to tell her about the fishing job and how things were going at Lobos River, but she was really harsh—calling him a “little oil gnome,” and said that his finger nails were a “dead giveaway.” It seemed like Bertie had become ashamed of oil; this was new since she used to be a good friend, interested in the business, arguing with Bunny and bossing him around like any older sister would. Bunny didn’t know what to think, but slowly he understood that this was part of the fancy education Bertie was getting at Miss Castle’s school.

Aunt Emma was to blame for this. She had granted Jim’s right to confine Bunny’s training to the making of money, but Bertie at least should be a young lady—meaning that she should learn how to spend the money which Dad and Bunny were going to make. So Aunt Emma got the name of the most expensive school for young female money-spenders, and from that time on the family saw little of Bertie; after school she went to visit her new rich friends. She couldn’t bring them to her home, there being no real butler—Rudolph was a “farm-hand,” she declared. She had picked up some wonderful new slang; if she didn’t like what you said, she would tell you that you were “full of prunes”—this was away back in history, you understand. She would give a pirouette and show off her fancy lingerie, with violet-colored ribbons in it; she would laugh gleefully: “Aren’t I a speedy young thing?”—and other phrases which caused grandmother to stare and Dad to grin. She would be pained by her father’s grammar: “Oh, Dad, don’t say ‘jist’!” And Dad would grin again, and reply: “I been a-sayin’ it jist fifty-nine years.” But all the same, he began a-sayin’ it less frequently; which is how civilization progresses.

Aunt Emma was responsible for this. She allowed Jim to limit Bunny’s training to just making money, but Bertie at least should be a young lady—meaning she should learn how to spend the money that Dad and Bunny were going to earn. So Aunt Emma got the name of the most expensive school for young female money-spenders, and from then on, the family barely saw Bertie; after school, she went to hang out with her new wealthy friends. She couldn’t bring them to her house since there wasn’t a real butler—Rudolph was just a “farm-hand,” as she put it. She had picked up some amazing new slang; if she didn’t like what you said, she would say you were “full of prunes”—this was back in the day, you know. She would do a twirl and show off her fancy underwear, complete with violet ribbons; she would laugh happily: “Aren’t I a fast young thing?”—and other comments that made grandmother stare and Dad grin. She would be annoyed by her father’s way of speaking: “Oh, Dad, don't say ‘jist’!” And Dad would grin again and respond: “I been sayin’ it jist fifty-nine years.” But still, he started saying it less often; that’s how civilization moves forward.

Bertie condescended to drive out to the field, and see the new derricks that were going up. They went for a walk, and whom should they meet but Mrs. Groarty, getting out of her elderly Ford car in front of her home. Bunny was naively glad to see her, and insisted upon introducing Bertie, who displayed her iciest manner, and, as they went on, scolded Bunny because of his horrid vulgar taste; he might pick up acquaintance with every sort of riff-raff if he chose, but certainly he need not make his sister shake hands with them! Bunny could not understand—he never did succeed in understanding, all his life long, how people could fail to be interested in other people.

Bertie agreed to drive out to the field to check out the new derricks that were being built. They went for a walk and, unexpectedly, they ran into Mrs. Groarty, getting out of her old Ford car in front of her house. Bunny was genuinely happy to see her and insisted on introducing Bertie, who greeted her with a frosty attitude. As they walked on, she scolded Bunny for his terrible taste; he could befriend anyone he wanted but there was no reason for his sister to shake hands with such people! Bunny couldn't understand—he never really understood throughout his life why some people weren’t interested in others.

He told Bertie about Paul, and what a wonderful fellow he was, but Bertie said just what Dad had said, that Paul was “crazy.” More than that, she became angry, she thought that Paul was a “horrid fellow,” she was glad Bunny hadn’t been able to find him again. That was an attitude which Bertie was to show to Paul all through Paul’s life; she showed it at the very first instant, and poor Bunny was utterly bewildered. But in truth, it was hardly reasonable to expect that Bertie, who was going to school in order to learn to admire money—to find out by intuition exactly how much money everybody had, and to rate them accordingly—should be moved to admiration by a man who insisted that you had no right to money unless you had earned it!

He told Bertie about Paul and how great he was, but Bertie echoed what Dad had said, that Paul was “crazy.” Even more than that, she got angry and called Paul a “horrid fellow,” and she was glad Bunny hadn’t been able to track him down again. This was the attitude Bertie would show toward Paul throughout his life; she displayed it right from the start, leaving poor Bunny completely confused. But really, it wasn’t fair to expect that Bertie, who was going to school to learn how to admire wealth—figuring out just how much money everyone had and judging them based on that—would feel any admiration for a man who insisted that you had no right to money unless you had earned it!

Bertie was following her nature, and Bunny followed his. The anger of his sister had the effect of setting Paul upon a lonely eminence in Bunny’s imagination; a strange, half-legendary figure, the only person who had ever had a chance to get some of Dad’s money, and had refused it! Every now and then Bunny would stop by and sit on a rabbit-hutch, and ask Mrs. Groarty for news about her nephew. One time the stout lady showed him a badly scrawled note from Ruth Watkins—Paul’s sister, whom he loved—saying that the family had had no word; also that they were having a hard time keeping alive, they were having to kill a goat now and then—and Mrs. Groarty said that was literally eating up their capital. Later on there was another letter from Ruth, saying that Paul had written to her; he was up north, and still on the move, so no one could get hold of him; he sent a five-dollar bill in a registered letter, and specified that it was to go for food, and not for missions. It wasn’t easy to save money when you were only getting a boy’s pay, Paul said; and again Bunny was moved to secret awe. He went off and did a strange secret thing—he took a five-dollar bill, and folded it carefully in a sheet of paper, and sealed it up in a plain envelope, and addressed it to “Miss Ruth Watkins, Paradise, California,” and dropped it into a mail-box.

Bertie was following her instincts, and Bunny was following his. His sister's anger made Paul seem like a lonely, almost legendary figure in Bunny's mind—the only person who had ever been in a position to get some of Dad's money, and who had turned it down! Every now and then, Bunny would stop by and sit on a rabbit hutch, asking Mrs. Groarty for any updates about her nephew. One time, the stout lady showed him a poorly written note from Ruth Watkins—Paul's sister, whom he loved—saying that the family hadn't heard anything; they were struggling to survive and had to kill a goat now and then, which Mrs. Groarty said was really eating away at their savings. Later, another letter from Ruth arrived, stating that Paul had written to her; he was up north and still on the run, so no one could get in touch with him. He sent a five-dollar bill in a registered letter, specifying that it was meant for food, not missions. It wasn't easy to save money when you were only making a boy's wage, Paul explained; and once again, Bunny felt a strange sense of admiration. He went off and did something secret—he took a five-dollar bill, carefully folded it in a sheet of paper, sealed it in a plain envelope, addressed it to “Miss Ruth Watkins, Paradise, California,” and dropped it into a mailbox.

Mrs. Groarty was always glad to see Bunny, and Bunny, alas, knew why—she wanted to use him for an oil well! He would politely pay her with a certain amount of information. He asked Dad about Sliper and Wilkins, and Dad said they were “four-flushers”; Bunny passed this information on, but the “medium lots” went ahead and signed up with this pair—and very soon wished they hadn’t. For Sliper and Wilkins proceeded to sell the lease to a syndicate, and so there was a tent on the lot next to the Groarty home, and free lunches being served to crowds of people gathered up in the streets of Beach City by a “ballyhoo” man. “Bonanza Syndicate No. 1,” it was called; and they hustled up a derrick, and duly “spudded in,” and drilled a hundred feet or so; and Mrs. Groarty was in heaven, and spent her thousand dollars of bonus money for a hundred units of another syndicate, the “Co-operative No. 3.” The crowds trampled her lawn, but she didn’t care—the company would move her home when they drilled the second well, and she was going into a neighborhood that was “much sweller”—so she told Bunny.

Mrs. Groarty was always happy to see Bunny, and Bunny, unfortunately, knew why—she wanted to use him for information! He would politely trade her some valuable details. He asked his dad about Sliper and Wilkins, and Dad said they were "four-flushers"; Bunny shared this info, but the “medium lots” went ahead and teamed up with them—and soon regretted it. Sliper and Wilkins ended up selling the lease to a syndicate, so there was a tent set up on the lot next to the Groarty house, and free lunches were being served to crowds in the streets of Beach City by a “ballyhoo” guy. It was called “Bonanza Syndicate No. 1,” and they quickly set up a derrick, got started on drilling, and went down about a hundred feet; Mrs. Groarty was in heaven and spent her thousand dollars in bonus money on a hundred units of another syndicate, “Co-operative No. 3.” The crowds trampled her lawn, but she didn’t mind—the company would move her home when they drilled the second well, and she was going to a neighborhood that was "much sweller”—that’s what she told Bunny.

But then, on his next visit, he saw trouble in the stout lady’s features. The drilling had stopped; the papers said the crew was “fishing,” but the men said they were “fishing for their pay.” The selling of “units” slowed down, the “ballyhoo” stopped, and then the syndicate was sold to what was called a “holding company.” The drilling was not resumed, however, and poor Mrs. Groarty tried pitifully to get Bunny to find out from his father what was happening to them. But Dad didn’t know, and nobody knew—until six months or so later, long after Dad had brought in his Ross-Bankside No. 1 with triumphant success. Then the newspapers appeared with scare headlines to the effect that the grand jury was about to indict D. Buckett Kyber and his associates of the Bonanza Syndicate for fraudulent sales of oil stock. Dad remarked to Bunny that this was probably a “shake-down”; some of the officials, and maybe some of the newspaper men, desired to be “seen” by Mr. Kyber. Presumably they were “seen,” for nothing more was heard of the prosecution. Meantime, the owners of the lease could not get anyone to continue the drilling, for the block next to them had brought in a two hundred barrel well, which was practically nothing; the newspapers now said that the south slope looked decidedly “edgy.”

But then, during his next visit, he noticed worry on the stout lady's face. The drilling had stopped; the papers claimed the crew was “fishing,” but the men said they were “fishing for their pay.” The selling of “units” slowed down, the “ballyhoo” stopped, and then the syndicate was sold to what was called a “holding company.” However, drilling didn’t resume, and poor Mrs. Groarty desperately tried to get Bunny to find out from his dad what was happening to them. But Dad didn’t know, and nobody knew—until about six months later, long after Dad had successfully brought in his Ross-Bankside No. 1. Then the newspapers had alarming headlines stating that the grand jury was about to indict D. Buckett Kyber and his partners from the Bonanza Syndicate for fraudulent sales of oil stock. Dad told Bunny that this was probably a “shake-down”; some officials, and maybe some newspaper guys, wanted to be “seen” by Mr. Kyber. Presumably, they were “seen,” because nothing more was heard about the prosecution. In the meantime, the owners of the lease couldn’t find anyone to continue the drilling, since the block next to them had produced a two hundred barrel well, which was practically nothing; the newspapers now claimed that the south slope looked definitely “edgy.”

So Bunny, in the midst of his father’s glory, would pass down the street and encounter poor Mr. Dumpery, coming home from the trolley with dragging steps, after having driven some thousands of shingle-nails into a roof; or Mr. Sahm, the plasterer, tending his little garden, with its rows of corn and beans that were irrigated with a hose. Bunny would see Mrs. Groarty, feeding her chickens and cleaning out her rabbit-hutches—but never again did he see the fancy evening-gown of yellow satin! He would go inside, and sit down and chat, in order not to seem “stuck-up”; and there was the stairway that led to nowhere, and the copy of “The Ladies’ Guide: A Practical Handbook of Gentility,” still resting on the centre-table, its blue silk now finger-soiled, and its gold letters tarnished. Bunny’s eyes took in these things, and he realized what Dad meant when he compared the oil-game to heaven, where many are called and few are chosen.

So Bunny, in the midst of his father’s success, would walk down the street and run into poor Mr. Dumpery, coming home from the trolley with tired steps after hammering thousands of shingle nails into a roof; or Mr. Sahm, the plasterer, taking care of his little garden, with its rows of corn and beans that he watered with a hose. Bunny would see Mrs. Groarty, feeding her chickens and cleaning out her rabbit hutches—but he never saw that fancy yellow satin evening gown again! He would go inside, sit down, and chat, trying not to seem “stuck-up”; and there was the stairway that led to nowhere, and the copy of “The Ladies’ Guide: A Practical Handbook of Gentility,” still sitting on the center table, its blue silk now smudged, and its gold lettering tarnished. Bunny’s eyes took in these details, and he understood what Dad meant when he compared the oil business to heaven, where many are called but few are chosen.

VIII

Scattered here and there over the hill were derricks, and the drilling crews were racing to be the first to tap the precious treasure. By day you saw white puffs from the steam-engines, and by night you saw lights gleaming on the derricks, and day and night you heard the sound of heavy machinery turning, turning—“ump-um—ump-um—ump-um—ump-um.” The newspapers reported the results, and a hundred thousand speculators and would-be speculators read the reports, and got into their cars and rode out to the field where the syndicates had their tents, or thronged the board-rooms in town, where prices were chalked up on blackboards, and “units” were sold to people who would not know an oil-derrick from a “chute the chutes.”

Scattered all over the hill were drilling rigs, and the crews were rushing to be the first to tap into the valuable resource. During the day, you could see white puffs coming from the steam engines, and at night, lights shimmered on the rigs. You could hear the constant noise of heavy machinery working—“ump-um—ump-um—ump-um—ump-um.” The newspapers covered the outcomes, and a hundred thousand investors and aspiring investors checked the reports, hopped in their cars, and drove out to the fields where the syndicates had set up their tents, or crowded into the boardrooms downtown, where prices were listed on blackboards, and “units” were sold to people who wouldn’t be able to tell an oil rig from a water slide.

Who do you think stood first in the newspaper reports? You would need to make but one guess—Ross-Bankside No. 1. Dad was right there, day and night, knowing the men who were working for him, watching them, encouraging them, scolding them if need be—and so Dad had not had a single accident, he had not lost a day or night. The well was down to thirty-two hundred feet, and in the first stratum of oil-sand.

Who do you think was mentioned first in the newspaper reports? You only need to make one guess—Ross-Bankside No. 1. Dad was there all the time, day and night, getting to know the men who worked for him, keeping an eye on them, motivating them, and scolding them when necessary—because of this, Dad hadn’t had a single accident; he hadn’t lost any time. The well was down to thirty-two hundred feet and had reached the first layer of oil-sand.

They were using an eight-inch bit, and for some time they had been taking a core. Dad was strenuous about core-drilling; he insisted that you must know every inch of the hole, and he would tell stories of men who had drilled through paying oil-sands and never known it. So the drill brought up a cylinder of rock, exactly like the core you would take out of an apple; and Bunny learned to tell shale from sandstone, and conglomerate from either. He learned to measure the tilt of the strata, and what that told the geologist about the shape of things down below, and the probable direction of the anticline. When there were traces of oil, there had to be chemical analyses, and he learned to interpret these reports. Every oil-pool in the world was different—each one a riddle, with colossal prizes for the men who could guess it!

They were using an eight-inch drill bit, and for a while, they had been taking a core sample. Dad was really intense about core drilling; he insisted that you had to know every inch of the hole, and he would tell stories about guys who had drilled through valuable oil deposits without realizing it. So, the drill brought up a cylinder of rock, just like the core you'd take out of an apple; and Bunny learned to distinguish shale from sandstone, and conglomerate from both. He learned to measure the tilt of the layers, and what that indicated to geologists about the shape of things underground and the likely direction of the anticline. When there were signs of oil, chemical analyses were necessary, and he learned to interpret those reports. Every oil field in the world was unique—each one a puzzle, with huge rewards for those who could solve it!

Dad guessed that he was right over the pool, and so he had ordered his “tankage.” There was going to be a rush for this, as for everything else, and Dad had the cash—and still more important, the reputation for having the cash! He would get his “tankage” onto the lease, and if he were disappointed in his hopes for oil—well, somebody else would get it, and they would be glad to take the “tankage” off his hands. So there came a stream of heavy trucks, and stacked up on the field were flat sheets of steel, and curved sheets, all fitting exactly. You may be sure the buyers of “units” did not fail to make note of that! They were hanging round the derrick day and night, trying to pick up hints; they followed the men to their homes, and tried to bribe them, or to get into conversation with their wives. As for Bunny, he was about the most popular boy in Beach City; it was wonderful how many kind gentlemen, and even kind ladies there were, anxious to buy him ice-cream, or to feed him out of boxes of candy! Dad forbade him to say a word to strangers, or to have anything to do with them; and presently Dad banned discussions at the family table—because Aunt Emma was chattering in the ladies’ clubs, and the ladies were telling their husbands, besides gambling “on their own!”

Dad figured he was right over the pool, so he ordered his "tankage." There was going to be a rush for this, just like everything else, and Dad had the cash—and even more importantly, the reputation for having the cash! He would get his "tankage" onto the lease, and if he was let down in his hopes for oil—well, someone else would get it, and they would be glad to take the "tankage" off his hands. Soon, a stream of heavy trucks arrived, and stacked up in the field were flat sheets of steel and curved sheets, all fitting perfectly. You can be sure the buyers of "units" didn’t miss that! They were hanging around the derrick day and night, trying to pick up tips; they followed the workers to their homes and tried to bribe them or chat with their wives. As for Bunny, he was about the most popular kid in Beach City; it was amazing how many generous men—and even kind women—were eager to buy him ice cream or feed him from boxes of candy! Dad told him not to say a word to strangers or have anything to do with them; and soon Dad banned discussions at the family table—because Aunt Emma was gossiping in the ladies’ clubs, and the women were telling their husbands, in addition to gambling "on their own!"

The core showed more signs, and Dad gave orders to build the foundations of the tanks; then he ordered the tanks put up, and the clatter of riveting machines was heard, and magically there rose three ten thousand barrel tanks, newly-painted with flaming red lead. And then—hush!—they were in the real oil-sands; Dad set a crew of Mexicans to digging him a trench for a pipe-line; and the lease-hounds and the dealers in units discovered that, and the town went wild. In the middle of the night Dad was routed out of bed, and he called Bunny, and they jumped into their old clothes and went racing out to the well, and there were the first signs of the pressure, the mud was beginning to jump and bubble in the hole! The drilling had stopped, and the men were hastily screwing on the big “casing-head” that Dad had provided. He wasn’t satisfied even with that—he set them to fastening heavy lugs to the head, and he hustled up a couple of cement-men and built great blocks of cement over the lugs, to hold her down in spite of any pressure. There wasn’t going to be a blow-out on Ross-Bankside No. 1, you bet; whatever oil came through that hole was going into the tanks, and from there into Dad’s bank account!

The core showed more signs, and Dad instructed everyone to build the foundations of the tanks; then he ordered the tanks to be put up, and the noise of riveting machines filled the air as three massive ten thousand barrel tanks appeared, freshly painted in bright red lead. And then—hush!—they were in the real oil sands; Dad assigned a crew of Mexicans to dig a trench for a pipeline; the lease-hounds and the unit dealers caught wind of it, and the town went wild. In the middle of the night, Dad was yanked out of bed, and he called Bunny, and they threw on their old clothes and raced out to the well where the first signs of pressure were appearing, with mud starting to jump and bubble in the hole! The drilling had stopped, and the men were quickly screwing on the big “casing-head” that Dad had arranged. He wasn’t satisfied even with that—he had them fastening heavy lugs to the head, and he hurried up a couple of cement guys and had them build large blocks of cement over the lugs to keep everything secure despite any pressure. There wasn’t going to be a blow-out on Ross-Bankside No. 1, you can bet; whatever oil came through that hole was going straight into the tanks, and then into Dad’s bank account!

It was time for the “cementing off,” to make the well water-proof, and protect the precious oil-sands. Down there under the ground was a pool of oil, caught under a layer of impermeable rock, exactly like an inverted wash-basin. The oil was full of gas, which made the pressure. Now you had drilled a hole through the wash-basin, and the oil and gas would come to you—but only on condition that you did not let any surface water down to kill the pressure. All the way down you had been tapping underground streams and pools of water; and now you had to set a big block of cement at the bottom of the hole, solid and tight, filling every crevice, both inside and outside your casing. Having got this tight, you would drill a hole through it, and on down into the oil-sands, thus making a channel through which the oil could flow up, and no water could leak down. This was the critical part of your operation, and while it was going on the whole crew was keyed up, and the owner and his son, needless to say.

It was time for the "cementing off" to make the well water-tight and protect the valuable oil sands. Below ground, there was a pool of oil trapped under a layer of impermeable rock, just like an inverted washbasin. The oil was filled with gas, which created the pressure. Now, you had drilled a hole through the washbasin, and the oil and gas would flow to you—but only if you kept any surface water from getting in to kill the pressure. All the way down, you had been tapping into underground streams and pools of water; now you had to set a big block of cement at the bottom of the hole, solid and tight, filling every crevice, both inside and outside your casing. Once that was secure, you would drill a hole through it and down into the oil sands, creating a channel for the oil to flow up while preventing water from leaking down. This was the critical part of your operation, and while it was happening, the whole crew was on edge, along with the owner and his son, of course.

First you put down your casing, known as the “water-string.” If you were a careful man, like Dad, you ran this “string” all the way up to your derrick-floor. Next you began pumping down clean water; for many hours you pumped, until you had washed the dirt and oil out of the hole; and then you were ready for the cement-men. They came with a truck, a complete outfit on wheels, ready to travel to any well. Another truck brought the sacks of cement, a couple of hundred of them; the job called for pure cement, no sand. They got everything ready before they started, and then they worked like so many fiends—for this whole job had to be put through in less than an hour, before the cement began to set.

First, you laid down your casing, called the “water-string.” If you were careful, like Dad, you ran this “string” all the way up to your derrick floor. Then, you started pumping clean water; you pumped for many hours until you had washed the dirt and oil out of the hole, and then you were ready for the cement crew. They arrived with a truck, a complete setup on wheels, ready to head to any well. Another truck brought the sacks of cement, a couple of hundred of them; the job required pure cement, no sand. They got everything ready before starting, and then they worked like crazy—this whole job had to be completed in less than an hour before the cement began to set.

It was an ingenious scheme they had, very fascinating to watch. They fitted inside the casing a cast-iron “packer,” having rubber discs at the top and bottom, so that it floated on the water in the casing; the cement went on top of this. The sacks were jerked open, and dumped into the hopper of the mixing machine, and the mixer began to revolve, and the river of grey liquid to pour into the hole. It ran fast, and the heavy pumps set to work, and drove it down, stroke after stroke. In half an hour they had filled several hundred feet of the casing with cement; after which they put on a rubber “packer,” fitting tight to the casing; and again the heavy pumps went to work, and drove the mass of cement, between the two “packers,” down into the hole. When they came to the bottom, the bottom packer would drop, and the cement would pour in, and the pressure of the top packer would force it into every cranny of the hole, and up between the outside of the casing and the earth—one or two hundred feet high it would rise, and when it set, there you would have your “water shut-off.”

They had a brilliant plan, and it was really interesting to see. They placed a cast-iron “packer” inside the casing, with rubber discs on the top and bottom, so it floated on the water in the casing; the cement was added on top of this. The sacks were ripped open and dumped into the mixing machine's hopper, and the mixer started to turn, creating a stream of gray liquid that poured into the hole. It flowed quickly, and the heavy pumps kicked in, driving it down, stroke after stroke. Within half an hour, they had filled several hundred feet of the casing with cement; then they attached a rubber “packer” that fit tightly to the casing, and once again, the heavy pumps worked hard, pushing the cement mass, sandwiched between the two “packers,” down into the hole. When they reached the bottom, the bottom packer would drop, allowing the cement to flow in, and the pressure from the top packer would force it into every nook of the hole, rising up between the outside of the casing and the earth—up to one or two hundred feet high. When it set, that created your “water shut-off.”

What could be more fun to watch than a job like this? To know what was going on under the ground; to see the ingenuity by which men overcame Nature’s obstacles; to see a crew of workers, rushing here and there, busy as beavers or ants, yet at the same time serene and sure, knowing their job, and just how it was going!

What could be more enjoyable to watch than a job like this? To understand what was happening underground; to witness the cleverness with which people tackled Nature’s challenges; to see a team of workers bustling around, busy as beavers or ants, yet at the same time calm and confident, knowing their tasks and exactly how everything was going!

The job was done; and then you had to wait ten days for your cement to get thoroughly set. The state inspector came and made his tests, to be sure you had got a complete “shut-off”; if you hadn’t, he would make you do it over again—some poor devils had to do it twenty or thirty times! But nothing like that happened to Dad; he knew about “cementing off”—and also about inspectors, he added with a grin. Anyhow, he got his permit; and now Ross-Bankside No. 1 was drilling into the real oil-sands, going down with a six-inch hole. Every few hours they would test for pressure, to be sure they had enough, but not too much. You were right on the verge of triumph now, and your pulse went fast and you walked on tiptoe with excitement. It was like waiting for Christmas morning, to open your stocking, and see what Santa Claus had brought! There were crowds staring at the well all day, and you put up rude signs to make them keep their noses out.

The job was done, and then you had to wait ten days for the cement to fully set. The state inspector came and ran his tests to make sure you had a complete “shut-off.” If you didn't, he would make you redo it—some poor souls had to do it twenty or thirty times! But nothing like that happened to Dad; he knew all about “cementing off”—and also about inspectors, he added with a grin. Anyway, he got his permit, and now Ross-Bankside No. 1 was drilling into the real oil sands, going down with a six-inch hole. Every few hours, they would test for pressure to ensure they had enough, but not too much. You were right on the edge of triumph now, your heart racing, and you were walking on tiptoe with excitement. It was like waiting for Christmas morning to open your stocking and see what Santa Claus had brought! There were crowds staring at the well all day, and you put up rude signs to keep them out.

Dad said they were deep enough now, and they proceeded to set the last casing—it was known as the “liner,” and had holes like a sieve, through which the treasure would flow. They were working late into the night, and both Dad and Bunny had old clothes on, and were bathed in oil and mud. At last they had the “liner” all ready, and the tools out, and they started to “wash” the well, pumping in fresh water and cleaning out the mud and sand. That would go on for five or six hours, and meantime Dad and Bunny would get their sleep.

Dad said they were deep enough now, and they moved on to set the last casing—it was called the “liner,” and it had holes like a sieve for the treasure to flow through. They worked late into the night, both Dad and Bunny wearing old clothes, covered in oil and mud. Finally, they had the “liner” all set up, tools ready, and they began to “wash” the well, pumping in fresh water to clear out the mud and sand. This would take about five or six hours, giving Dad and Bunny a chance to get some sleep in the meantime.

When they came back, it was time to “bail.” You understand, the pressure of the gas and oil was held down by the column of water, two thirds of a mile deep. Now they had what they called a “double-section bailer,” which was simply a bucket fifty feet long. They would let that down, and lift out fifty feet of the water-column, and dump it into the sump-hole. Then they would go down for another fifty; and presently they would find they didn’t have to go down so far, the pressure was shoving the column of water up in the hole. Then you knew you were getting near to the end; one or two more trips of the bailer, and the water would be shot out of the hole, and mud and water and oil would spout up over the top of the derrick, staining it a lovely dripping black. You must drive the crowds off the lease now, and shout “Lights out!” to the fools with cigarettes.

When they returned, it was time to “bail.” You see, the pressure from the gas and oil was kept down by the column of water, which was two-thirds of a mile deep. They had what they called a “double-section bailer,” which was basically a fifty-foot-long bucket. They would lower that down, pull up fifty feet of the water column, and dump it into the sump hole. Then they would go down for another fifty; and soon they would notice they didn’t need to go down as far because the pressure was pushing the water column up in the hole. That’s when you knew you were getting close to the end; just one or two more trips with the bailer, and the water would shoot out of the hole, and mud, water, and oil would spout up over the top of the derrick, staining it a beautiful dripping black. You had to clear the crowds off the lease now and shout “Lights out!” to the idiots with cigarettes.

There she came! There was a cheer from all hands, and the spectators went flying to avoid the oily spray blown by the wind. They let her shoot for a while, until the water had been ejected; higher and higher, way up over the derrick—she made a lovely noise, hissing and splashing, bouncing up and down!

There she is! Everyone cheered, and the crowd scattered to dodge the oily spray blown by the wind. They let her shoot for a bit, until the water was all used up; higher and higher, way above the derrick—she made a beautiful noise, hissing and splashing, bouncing up and down!

It was just at sundown, and the sky was crimson. “Lights out!” Dad kept calling—nobody must even start a motor-car while she was spouting. Presently they shut her off, to try the valve of the casing-head; they worked on, late into the night, letting her spout, and then shutting her off again; it was mysteriously thrilling in the darkness. At last they were ready to “bring her in”—which meant they would screw up the “flow-line” between the casing-head and the tank, and let the oil run into the latter. Just as simple as that—no show, no fuss, you just let her flow; the gauge showed her coming at the rate of thirty thousand gallons every hour, which meant that the first tank was full by noon the next day.

It was just at sunset, and the sky was bright red. “Lights out!” Dad kept shouting—nobody was allowed to start a car while it was gushing. Eventually, they turned it off to check the valve of the casing-head; they kept working late into the night, letting it gush and then turning it off again; it felt mysteriously exciting in the darkness. Finally, they were ready to “bring it in”—which meant they would connect the “flow-line” between the casing-head and the tank, and let the oil flow into the tank. It was as simple as that—no fuss, no show, you just let it run; the gauge showed it coming in at thirty thousand gallons per hour, which meant that the first tank would be full by noon the next day.

Yes, that was all; but the news affected Beach City as if an angel had appeared in a shining cloud and scattered twenty-dollar gold pieces over the streets. You see, Ross-Bankside No. 1 “proved up” the whole north slope; to tens of thousands of investors, big and little, it meant that a hope was turned into glorious certainty. You couldn’t keep such news quiet, it just didn’t lie in the possibility of human nature not to tell; the newspapers bulletined the details—Ross-Bankside was flowing sixteen thousand barrels a day, and the gravity was 32, and as soon as the pipe-line was completed—which would be by the end of the week—its owner would be in possession of an income of something over twenty thousand dollars every twenty-four hours. Would you need to be told that the crowds stared at Dad and at Bunny, everywhere they went about the streets of the city? There goes the great J. Arnold Ross, owner of the new well! And that little chap is his son! Say, he’s got thirteen dollars coming to him every minute of the day or night, whether he’s awake or asleep. By God, a fellow would feel he could afford to order his lunch, if he was to have an income like that!

Yes, that was it; but the news hit Beach City as if an angel had shown up in a glowing cloud and scattered twenty-dollar gold coins all over the streets. You see, Ross-Bankside No. 1 “proved up” the whole north slope; for tens of thousands of investors, big and small, it meant that a hope had turned into exciting reality. You couldn’t keep such news quiet; it was impossible for human nature not to share it; the newspapers announced the details—Ross-Bankside was producing sixteen thousand barrels a day, and the gravity was 32, and as soon as the pipeline was finished—which would be by the end of the week—its owner would have an income of over twenty thousand dollars every twenty-four hours. Would you need to be told that the crowds stared at Dad and Bunny wherever they walked in the city? There goes the great J. Arnold Ross, owner of the new well! And that little guy is his son! Wow, he’s got thirteen dollars coming to him every minute of the day or night, whether he’s awake or asleep. Man, a guy would feel he could afford to order lunch if he had an income like that!

Bunny couldn’t help but get a sense of importance, and think that he was something special and wonderful. Little thrills ran over him; he felt as if he could run up into the air and fly. And then Dad would say: “Take it easy, son! Keep your mouth shut, and don’t go a-gettin’ your head swelled. Remember, you didn’t make this here money, and you can lose it in no time, if you’re a lightweight.” Dad was a sensible fellow, you see; he had been through all this before, first at Antelope, and then at Lobos River. He had felt the temptation of grandeur, and knew what it must be to a boy. It was pleasant to have a lot of money; but you must set up a skeleton at the feast, and while you quaffed the wine of success, you must hear a voice behind you whispering, “Memento mori!”

Bunny couldn’t shake the feeling of being important and special. Exciting energy coursed through him; he felt like he could lift off the ground and fly. Then Dad would say, “Calm down, son! Keep your mouth closed, and don’t let it go to your head. Remember, you didn’t earn this money, and you can lose it in an instant if you’re not careful.” Dad was a wise guy, you know; he had been through all this before, first at Antelope, and then at Lobos River. He understood the lure of feeling grand and what it must feel like for a boy. It was nice to have a lot of money, but you needed to keep a reality check, and while you enjoyed the perks of success, you had to hear a voice behind you reminding you, “Remember you will die!”

CHAPTER IV
THE RANCH

I

Soon after this it was time for Bunny to visit his mother.

Soon after this, it was time for Bunny to see his mom.

Bunny’s mother did not bear Dad’s name, as other boys’ mothers do; she was called Mrs. Lang, and lived in a bungalow on the outskirts of Angel City. There was an arrangement whereby she had a right to have Bunny with her one week in every six months; Bunny always knew when this time was approaching, and looked forward to it with mixed emotions. His mother was sweet, and gave him the petting which he missed at other times; “pretty little Mamma,” was her name for herself. But in other ways the visit was embarrassing, because there were matters supposed to be kept hidden from Bunny, but which he could not help guessing. Mamma would question him about Dad’s affairs, and Bunny knew that Dad did not wish his affairs talked about. Then too, Mamma complained that she never had enough money; Dad allowed her only two hundred dollars a month, and how could a young and charming grass-widow exist on such a sum? Her garage bill was always unpaid, and she would tell Bunny about it, and expect him to tell Dad—but Dad would evade hearing. And next time, Mamma would cry, and say that Jim was a tyrant and a miser. The situation was especially difficult just now, because Mamma had read about the new well in the papers, and knew just how much money Dad had; she unfolded to Bunny a plan, that he should try to persuade Dad to increase her allowance, but without having Dad suspect that she had suggested it. And this, right after Bunny had renounced the luxury of small lies!

Bunny’s mom didn’t share Dad’s last name like other boys’ moms; she was called Mrs. Lang and lived in a bungalow on the edge of Angel City. There was an agreement where she was allowed to have Bunny with her for one week every six months; Bunny always knew when that time was coming up and felt a mix of excitement and anxiety about it. His mom was sweet and gave him the affection he missed at other times; she called herself “pretty little Mamma.” However, the visit was awkward in other ways because there were things Bunny was supposed to be kept in the dark about, but he could sense them anyway. Mamma would ask him questions about Dad’s business, and Bunny knew Dad didn’t want that stuff talked about. Plus, Mamma complained about never having enough money; Dad only gave her two hundred dollars a month, and how was a young and charming widow supposed to live on that? Her garage bills were always overdue, and she would tell Bunny about them, hoping he would mention it to Dad—but Dad would avoid the topic. The next time Mamma would cry and call Jim a tyrant and a miser. The situation was especially tough right now because Mamma had seen the news about the new well and knew exactly how much money Dad had; she laid out a plan for Bunny to try to convince Dad to increase her allowance, but without making Dad suspect that she had suggested it. And this was right after Bunny had promised to stop telling little lies!

Also there was the mystery about Mamma’s friends. There were always gentlemen friends who came to see her while Bunny was there, and who might or might not be agreeable to Bunny. When he came home, Aunt Emma would ask him questions, from which it was evident that she wanted to know about these gentlemen friends, but didn’t want Bunny to know that she wanted to know. Bunny noticed that Dad never referred to such matters; he never asked any questions about Mamma, and Aunt Emma always did her asking out of Dad’s presence.

Also, there was the mystery surrounding Mom's friends. There were always male friends who came to visit her while Bunny was around, and they might or might not be alright with Bunny. When he came home, Aunt Emma would ask him questions, making it clear that she wanted to know about these male friends, but didn’t want Bunny to realize that she was curious. Bunny noticed that Dad never brought up these topics; he never asked any questions about Mom, and Aunt Emma always asked her questions when Dad wasn't around.

All this had a peculiar effect upon Bunny. Just as Dad kept a safe deposit box at the bank, into which nobody ever looked but himself, so Bunny kept a secret place in his own mind. Outwardly, he was a cheerful and frank little fellow, if somewhat too mature for his years; but all the time he was leading a dual life—picking up ideas here and there, and carrying them off and hiding them, as a squirrel does nuts, so that he may come back at a later season and crack them open and nibble them. Some nuts were good and some were bad, and Bunny learned to judge them, and to throw away the bad ones.

All this had a strange effect on Bunny. Just like Dad had a safe deposit box at the bank that no one else ever looked into, Bunny had a secret spot in his own mind. On the surface, he was a cheerful and open little guy, if a bit mature for his age; but all the while he was living a double life—picking up ideas here and there, stashing them away like a squirrel with nuts, so he could come back later to crack them open and enjoy them. Some ideas were good, and some were bad, and Bunny learned to tell the difference and toss away the bad ones.

One thing was plain: there was something which men and women did, which they were all in a conspiracy to keep you from knowing that they did. It was a dark corner of life, mysterious and rather hateful. In the beginning, Bunny was loyal to his father, not trying to find out what his father didn’t want him to know. But this could not continue indefinitely, for the mind automatically seeks understanding. It was not merely that the birds and the chickens and the dogs in the street gave you hints; it was not merely that every street-boy knew, and was eager to explain; it was that the stupid grown-ups themselves persisted in saying things which you couldn’t help getting. It was Aunt Emma’s fixed conviction that every lady was after Dad; “setting her cap at him,” or “making sheep’s eyes at him”—she had many such phrases. And Dad always showed a queer embarrassment whenever he had been the least bit polite to any lady; he seemed to be concerned lest Bunny should share Aunt Emma’s suspicions. But the truth was, Bunny was irritated by his aunt, and learned to evade her questions, and not tell what Dad had said to the nice lady in the hotel at Lobos River, and whether or not the lady had had dinner with them. These worldly arts Bunny acquired, but all the time he was in secret revolt. Why couldn’t people talk plainly? Why did they have to be pretending, and whispering, and making you uncomfortable?

One thing was clear: there was something that men and women did, and they were all in a conspiracy to keep you from knowing about it. It was a dark part of life, mysterious and somewhat ugly. At first, Bunny was loyal to his dad, not trying to find out what his dad didn't want him to know. But this couldn't last forever, as the mind naturally seeks understanding. It wasn't just that the birds, chickens, and dogs on the street hinted at things; it wasn't just that every street kid knew and was eager to explain; it was that the clueless adults kept saying things that you couldn’t help but pick up on. Aunt Emma was convinced that every woman was after Dad, “setting her cap at him,” or “making sheep’s eyes at him”—she had many such sayings. Dad always looked strangely embarrassed whenever he had been even a little polite to any woman; he seemed worried that Bunny might share Aunt Emma’s suspicions. But the truth was, Bunny was annoyed with his aunt, and he learned to dodge her questions about what Dad had said to the nice lady at the hotel by Lobos River, and whether the lady had eaten dinner with them. Bunny picked up these worldly tricks, but all the while he was secretly rebelling. Why couldn’t people just speak plainly? Why did they have to pretend, whisper, and make things uncomfortable?

II

Within a week after bringing in Ross-Bankside No. 1, Dad had a new derrick under way on the lease, and in another week he had it rigged up, and the old string of tools was on its way into the earth again. Also he had two new derricks under way, and two new strings in process of delivery. There would be four wells, standing on the four corners of a diamond-shaped figure, three hundred feet on the side. It was necessary to call house-movers, and take the Bankside homestead to another lot; but that didn’t trouble Mr. Bankside, who had already moved himself to an ocean-front palace near Dad, and bought himself a whole outfit of furniture, and a big new limousine, also a “sport-car,” in which to drive himself to the country club to play golf every afternoon. The Bankside family was accustoming itself to the presence of a butler, and Mrs. Bankside had been proposed at the most exclusive of the ladies’ clubs. Efficiency was the watch-word out here in the West, and when you decided to change your social status, you put the job right through.

Within a week after bringing in Ross-Bankside No. 1, Dad had a new derrick started on the lease, and in another week, he had it set up, and the old set of tools was on its way back into the ground. He also had two new derricks being built and two new sets of tools on their way. There would be four wells positioned at the corners of a diamond-shaped figure, three hundred feet on each side. It was necessary to call in movers to relocate the Bankside homestead to another lot; but that didn’t bother Mr. Bankside, who had already moved himself into an oceanfront mansion near Dad and bought himself a whole new set of furniture, along with a big new limousine and a “sport-car” to drive himself to the country club to play golf every afternoon. The Bankside family was getting used to having a butler, and Mrs. Bankside had been accepted at the most exclusive of the ladies’ clubs. Efficiency was the mantra out here in the West, and when you decided to change your social status, you made it happen.

Dad and Bunny made another trip to Lobos River, and not without some difficulty they conquered the “jinx” in Number Two, and brought in a very good well. There were to be two more derricks here, and more tools to be bought and delivered. That was the way in the oil business, as fast as you got any money, you put it back into new drilling—and, of course, new responsibilities. You were driven to this by the forces inherent in the game. You were racing with other people, who were always threatening to get your oil. As soon as you had one well, you had to have “offset wells” to protect it from the people on every side who would otherwise get your oil. Also, you might have trouble in marketing your oil, and would begin to think, how nice to have your own refinery, and be entirely independent. But independence had its price, for then you would have to provide enough oil to keep the refinery going, and you would want a chain of filling-stations to get rid of your products. It was a hard game for the little fellow; and no matter how big you got, there was always somebody bigger!

Dad and Bunny made another trip to Lobos River, and after some challenges, they finally overcame the “jinx” in Well Number Two and struck a great well. They planned to add two more derricks, along with more tools to buy and deliver. That’s just how the oil business worked; as soon as you made some money, you reinvested it into new drilling—and, of course, new responsibilities. You were pushed into this by the forces at play in the industry. You were always racing against others who were trying to claim your oil. Once you had one well, you needed “offset wells” to protect it from competitors on all sides who would try to siphon off your oil. Additionally, you might face challenges in selling your oil and start thinking about how great it would be to have your own refinery to be completely independent. But independence came at a cost, as you would then have to supply enough oil to keep the refinery operating and would want a network of gas stations to sell your products. It was a tough game for the small players; and no matter how successful you became, there was always someone larger!

But Dad had no kick just now; everything was a-comin’ his way a-whoopin’. Right in the midst of his other triumphs it had occurred to him to take one of his old Antelope wells and go a little lower, and see what he found; he tried it—and lo and behold, at eight hundred feet farther down the darn thing went and blew its head off. They were in a new layer of oil-sands; and every one of these sixteen old wells, that had been on the pump for a couple of years, and were about played out, were ready to present Dad with a new fortune, at a cost of only a few thousand dollars each!

But Dad was on a roll right now; everything was going his way. In the middle of his other successes, he thought about taking one of his old Antelope wells deeper to see what he might find. He gave it a shot—and sure enough, at eight hundred feet deeper, the thing blew its top off. They hit a new layer of oil sands, and every one of those sixteen old wells, which had been in operation for a couple of years and were nearly exhausted, was set to make Dad a new fortune, costing only a few thousand dollars each!

But right away came a new problem; there was no pipe-line to this field, and there ought to be one. Dad wanted some of the other operators to go in with him, and he was going up there and make a deal. Then Bunny came to him, looking very serious. “Dad, have you forgotten, it’s close to the fifteenth of November.”

But immediately a new problem arose; there was no pipeline to this field, and there really should be one. Dad wanted some of the other operators to partner with him, and he was planning to go up there and make a deal. Then Bunny approached him, looking very serious. “Dad, haven’t you remembered? It’s almost the fifteenth of November.”

“What about it, son?”

“What’s up, son?”

“You promised we were going quail-shooting this year.”

“You promised we were going quail hunting this year.”

“By gosh, that’s so! But I’m frightfully rushed jist now, son.”

“Wow, that’s true! But I’m really in a hurry right now, son.”

“You’re working too hard, Dad; Aunt Emma says you’re putting a strain on your kidneys, the doctor has told you so.”

“You're working too hard, Dad; Aunt Emma says you're putting too much stress on your kidneys, and the doctor has told you that too.”

“Does he recommend a quail diet?”

“Does he suggest a quail diet?”

Bunny knew by Dad’s grin that he was going to make some concession. “Let’s take our camping things,” the boy pleaded, “and when you get through at Antelope, let’s come home by the San Elido valley.”

Bunny could tell from Dad's smile that he was about to give in a little. “Let’s bring our camping gear,” the boy begged, “and after you finish at Antelope, let’s come back home through the San Elido valley.”

“The San Elido! But son, that’s fifty miles out of our way!”

“The San Elido! But son, that’s fifty miles out of our way!”

“They say there’s no end of quail there, Dad.”

“They say there are endless quail there, Dad.”

“Yes, but we can get quail a lot nearer home.”

“Yes, but we can find quail much closer to home.”

“I know, Dad; but I’ve never been there, and I want to see it.”

“I know, Dad; but I’ve never been there, and I want to go see it.”

“But what made you hit on that place?”

“But what made you think of that place?”

Bunny was embarrassed, because he knew Dad was going to think he was “queer.” Nevertheless, he persisted. “That’s where the Watkins family live.”

Bunny felt embarrassed because he knew Dad was going to think he was “gay.” Still, he pushed through. “That’s where the Watkins family lives.”

“Watkins family—who are they?”

“Who is the Watkins family?”

“Don’t you remember that boy, Paul, that I met one night when you were talking about the lease?”

“Don’t you remember that guy, Paul, I met one night when you were discussing the lease?”

“Gosh, son! You still a-frettin’ about that boy?”

“Wow, son! Are you still worried about that guy?”

“I met Mrs. Groarty on the street yesterday, and she told me about the family; they’re in dreadful trouble, they’re going to lose their ranch to the bank because they can’t meet the interest on the mortgage, and Mrs. Groarty says she can’t think what they’ll do. You know Mrs. Groarty didn’t get any money herself—at least, she spent her bonus money for units, and she isn’t getting anything out of them, and has to live on what her husband gets as a night watchman.”

“I ran into Mrs. Groarty on the street yesterday, and she told me about the family; they’re in terrible trouble, they’re going to lose their ranch to the bank because they can’t keep up with the interest on the mortgage, and Mrs. Groarty says she has no idea what they’ll do. You know Mrs. Groarty didn’t get any money herself—at least, she spent her bonus on units, and she’s not getting anything from them, and has to live off what her husband makes as a night watchman.”

“What you want to do about it?”

“What do you want to do about it?”

“I want you to buy that mortgage, Dad; or anything, so the Watkinses can stay in their home. It’s wicked that people should be turned out like that, when they’re doing the best they can.”

“I want you to buy that mortgage, Dad; or anything, so the Watkinses can stay in their home. It’s cruel that people should be kicked out like that when they’re doing their best.”

“There’s plenty o’ people bein’ turned out when they don’t meet their obligations, son.”

“There are plenty of people being kicked out when they don’t meet their obligations, son.”

“But when it’s not their fault, Dad?”

“But when it’s not their fault, Dad?”

“It would take a lot of bookkeeping to figger jist whose fault it is; and the banks don’t keep books that way.” Then seeing the protest in Bunny’s face, “You’ll find, son there’s a lot o’ harsh things in the world, that ain’t in your power to change. You’ll jist have to make up your mind to that, sooner or later.”

“It would take a lot of bookkeeping to figure out whose fault it really is; and the banks don’t keep records that way.” Then, noticing the protest on Bunny’s face, he said, “You’ll find, son, there are a lot of harsh things in the world that you can’t change. You’ll just have to come to terms with that, sooner or later.”

“But Dad, there’s four children there, and three of them are girls, and where are they to go? Paul is away, and they haven’t any way to let him know what’s happened. Mrs. Groarty showed me a picture of them, Dad; they’re good, kind people, you can see they’ve never done anything but work hard. Honest, Dad, I couldn’t be happy if I didn’t help them. You said you’d buy me a car some day, and I’d rather you took the money and bought that mortgage. It’s less than a couple of thousand dollars, and that’s nothing to you.”

“But Dad, there are four kids there, and three of them are girls. Where are they supposed to go? Paul is away, and they have no way to let him know what’s happened. Mrs. Groarty showed me a picture of them, Dad; they’re good, kind people, and you can tell they’ve only ever worked hard. Honestly, Dad, I couldn’t be happy if I didn’t help them. You said you’d buy me a car someday, but I’d rather you take that money and pay off the mortgage. It’s less than a couple of thousand dollars, and that’s nothing for you.”

“I know, son; but then you’ll get them on your hands—”

“I know, son; but then you'll have them on your hands—”

“No, they’re not like that, they’re proud; Mrs. Groarty says they wouldn’t take money from you, any more than Paul would. But if you bought the mortgage from the bank, they couldn’t help that. Or you might buy the ranch, Dad, and rent it back to them. Paul says there’s oil on that ranch—at least his Uncle Eby had seen it on top of the ground.”

“No, they’re not like that; they’re proud. Mrs. Groarty says they wouldn’t take money from you, just like Paul wouldn’t. But if you bought the mortgage from the bank, they couldn’t do anything about that. Or you could buy the ranch, Dad, and rent it back to them. Paul says there’s oil on that ranch—at least his Uncle Eby said he saw it on the surface.”

“There’s thousands of ranches jist like that in California, son. Oil on top of the ground don’t mean anything special.”

“There are thousands of ranches just like that in California, son. Oil on the surface doesn’t mean anything special.”

“Well, Dad, you’ve always said you wanted to try some wild-catting; and you know, that’s the only way you’ll ever get what you talk about—a whole big tract that belongs to you, with no royalties to pay, and nobody to butt in. So let’s take a chance on Paradise, and drive through there and camp out a few days and get some quail, and we’ll see what we think of it, and we’ll help those poor people, and give your kidneys a rest at the same time.”

“Well, Dad, you’ve always said you wanted to try some wild-catting; and you know, that’s the only way you’ll ever get what you talk about—a huge tract of land that’s all yours, with no royalties to pay and no one interfering. So let’s take a chance on Paradise, drive through there, camp out for a few days, get some quail, and see what we think of it. We’ll also help those poor folks out and give your kidneys a break at the same time.”

So Dad said all right; and he went away thinking to himself: “Gosh! Funny kid!”

So Dad said okay; and he walked away thinking to himself: “Wow! What a funny kid!”

III

The San Elido valley lay on the edge of the desert, and you crossed a corner of the desert to get to it; a bare wilderness of sun-baked sand and rock, with nothing but grey, dusty desert plants. You sped along upon a fine paved road, but the land was haunted by the souls of old-time pioneers who had crossed it in covered wagons or with pack-mules, and had left their bones beside many a trail. Even now, you had to be careful when you went off into side-trails across these wastes; every now and then a car would get stuck with an empty radiator, and the people would be lucky to get out alive.

The San Elido valley was at the edge of the desert, and you had to cross a bit of desert to reach it; it was a barren stretch of sun-drenched sand and rock, with only grey, dusty desert plants. You zipped along a nice paved road, but the land was filled with the spirits of old pioneers who had traveled here in covered wagons or with pack mules, leaving their bones beside many trails. Even now, you had to be careful when venturing onto side trails across this emptiness; every now and then, a car would get stuck with an empty radiator, and the people would be lucky to make it out alive.

You could get water if you sunk a deep well; and so there were fruit ranches and fields of alfalfa here and there. There came long stretches where the ground was white, like salt; that was alkali, Dad said, and it made this country a regular boob-trap. The stranger from the East would come in and inspect a nice fruit ranch, and would think he was making a good bargain to get the land next door for a hundred dollars an acre; he would set out his fruit-trees and patiently water them, and they wouldn’t grow; nothing would grow but a little alfalfa, and maybe there was too much alkali for that. The would-be rancher would have to pull up the trees, and obliterate the traces of them, and set a real-estater to hunting for another boob.

You could get water if you dug a deep well, so there were fruit orchards and fields of alfalfa scattered around. There were long stretches where the ground was white, like salt; that was alkali, Dad said, and it made this land a real trap for the unwary. A newcomer from the East would come and check out a nice fruit orchard, thinking they were getting a great deal by buying the land next door for a hundred dollars an acre; they would plant their fruit trees and patiently water them, but nothing would grow. The only thing that thrived was a little alfalfa, and maybe there was too much alkali for even that. The aspiring rancher would have to uproot the trees, erase any signs of them, and hire a real estate agent to find another sucker.

Strapped to the running-board of Dad’s car, on the right hand side where Bunny sat, was a big bundle wrapped in a water-proof cover; they were camping out—which meant that the mind of a boy was back amid racial memories, the perils and excitements of ten thousand years ago. Tightly clutched in Bunny’s two hands were a couple of repeating shot-guns; he held these for hours, partly because he liked the feel of them, and partly because they had to be carried in the open—if you shut them up in the compartment they would be “concealed weapons,” and that was against the law.

Strapped to the side of Dad’s car, on the right where Bunny sat, was a large bundle covered with a waterproof tarp; they were camping out—which meant that a boy's thoughts wandered back to ancient memories, facing the dangers and thrills of thousands of years ago. Bunny tightly gripped a couple of repeating shotguns in his hands; he held onto them for hours, partly because he liked how they felt and partly because they had to be out in the open—if he put them in the trunk, they would be considered “concealed weapons,” which was illegal.

Near the head of the valley a dirt road went off, and a sign said: “Paradise, eight miles.” They wound up a little pass, with mountains that seemed to be tumbled heaps of rock, of every size and color. There were fruit ranches, the trees now bare of leaves, with trunks calcimined white, and young trees with wire netting about them, to keep away the rabbits. The first rains of the season had fallen, and new grass was showing—the California spring, which begins in the fall.

Near the top of the valley, a dirt road branched off, and a sign read: “Paradise, eight miles.” They made their way up a small pass, surrounded by mountains that looked like chaotic piles of rocks in various sizes and colors. There were fruit farms with trees that were now leafless, their trunks painted white, and young trees protected by wire fencing to keep the rabbits out. The first rains of the season had fallen, and new grass was starting to emerge—the California spring, which kicks off in the fall.

The pass broadened out; there were ranch-houses scattered here and there, and the village of Paradise—one street, with a few scattered stores, sheltered under eucalyptus trees that made long shadows in the late afternoon light. Dad drew up at the filling station, which was also a feed-store. “Can you tell me where is the Watkins ranch?”

The pass opened up; there were ranch houses scattered around, and the village of Paradise—just one street with a few shops, nestled under eucalyptus trees that cast long shadows in the late afternoon light. Dad pulled up to the filling station, which was also a feed store. “Can you point me to the Watkins ranch?”

“There’s two Watkinses,” said the man. “There’s old Abel Watkins—”

“There are two Watkinses,” said the man. “There’s old Abel Watkins—”

“That’s the one!” exclaimed Bunny.

"That's the one!" shouted Bunny.

“He’s got a goat-ranch, over by the slide. It ain’t so easy to find. Was you plannin’ to get there tonight?”

"He's got a goat farm over by the slide. It's not that easy to find. Were you planning to get there tonight?"

“We shan’t worry if we get lost,” said Dad; “we got a campin’ outfit.”

“We won’t worry if we get lost,” Dad said; “we have a camping outfit.”

So the man gave them complicated directions. You took the lane back of the school-house, and you made several jogs, and then there were about sixteen forks, and you must get the right one, and you followed the slide that took the water down to Roseville, and it was the fourth arroyo after you had passed old man Tucker’s sheep-ranch, with the little house up under the pepper trees. And so they started and followed a winding road that had apparently been laid out by sheep, and the sun set behind the dark hills, and the clouds turned pink, and they dodged rocks that were too high for the clearance of the car and crawled down into little gullies, and up again with a constant shifting of gears. There was no need to ask about the quail, for the hills echoed with the melodious double call of the flocks gathering for the night.

So the man gave them complicated directions. You took the road behind the school, then made several turns, and there were about sixteen forks, and you had to choose the right one. You followed the path that led the water down to Roseville, and it was the fourth ditch after passing old man Tucker’s sheep ranch, with the little house under the pepper trees. So they started and followed a winding road that seemed to have been made by sheep, and the sun set behind the dark hills, the clouds turned pink, and they avoided rocks that were too high for the car's clearance, crawling down into little gullies and back up again with constant gear shifting. There was no need to ask about the quail, as the hills echoed with the melodious double call of the flocks gathering for the night.

Presently they came to the “slide,” which was a wooden runway carrying water—with many leaks, so that bright green grass was spread in every direction, and made food for a big flock of sheep, which paid no attention to the car, nor to all the tooting—the silly fools, they just would get under your wheels! And then came a man riding horseback; a big brown handsome fellow, with a fancy-colored handkerchief about his neck, and a wide-brimmed hat with a leather strap. He was bringing in a herd of cattle, and as he rode, his saddle and his stirrup-straps went “Squnch, squnch,” which was a sort of thrilling sound to a boy, especially there in the evening quiet. Dad stopped, and the man stopped, and Dad said “Good evening,” and the man answered, “Evenin’.” He had a pleasant, open face, and told them the way; they couldn’t miss the arroyo, because it was the only one that had water, and they would see the buildings as soon as they had got a little way up. And as they went on Bunny said, “Gee, Dad, but I wish we could live here; I’d like to ride a horse like that.” He knew this would fetch Dad, because the man looked jist the way Dad thought a man ought to look, big and sturdy, colored brown and red like an Injun. Yes, it wouldn’t take much to persuade Dad to buy the Watkins ranch for his son!

Right now they got to the "slide," which was a wooden ramp carrying water—with lots of leaks, so bright green grass spread in every direction, providing food for a large flock of sheep that completely ignored the car and all the honking—the silly things just would walk under your wheels! Then a man on horseback appeared; he was a big, handsome brown guy, with a colorful handkerchief around his neck and a wide-brimmed hat with a leather strap. He was herding cattle, and as he rode, his saddle and stirrup straps made a "squinch, squinch" sound, which was pretty exciting for a boy, especially in the evening quiet. Dad stopped, and the man stopped, and Dad said, "Good evening," and the man replied, "Evenin'." He had a friendly, open face and gave them directions; they couldn't miss the arroyo because it was the only one with water, and they'd see the buildings as soon as they went a little further. As they continued, Bunny said, "Wow, Dad, I wish we could live here; I'd love to ride a horse like that." He knew this would appeal to Dad because the man looked exactly like how Dad thought a man should look—big and sturdy, with brown and red coloring like a Native American. Yeah, it wouldn't take much to convince Dad to buy the Watkins ranch for his son!

Well, they went wabbling on down the sheep-trail, counting the arroyos, whose walls loomed high in the twilight, crowned with fantastic piles of rocks. The lights of the car were on, and swung this way and that, picking out the road; until at last there was an arroyo with water—you knew it by the bright green grass—and they turned in, and followed a still more bumpy lane, and there ahead were some buildings, with one light shining in a window. It was the ranch where Paul Watkins had been born and raised; and something in Bunny stirred with a quite inexplicable thrill—as if he were approaching the birth-place of Abraham Lincoln, or some person of that great sort!

Well, they wobbled down the sheep trail, counting the small streams, whose steep walls towered high in the fading light, topped with strange piles of rocks. The car's headlights were on, swinging this way and that, illuminating the road; until finally, they came to a stream with water—you could tell by the bright green grass—and they turned in, following an even bumpier route, and ahead were some buildings, with one light shining in a window. It was the ranch where Paul Watkins had been born and raised; and something in Bunny stirred with an inexplicable thrill—as if he were approaching the birthplace of Abraham Lincoln or someone equally significant!

Suddenly Dad spoke. “Listen, son,” he said. “There might be oil here—there’s always one chance in a million, so don’t you say nothin’ about it. You can tell them you met Paul if you want to, but don’t say that he mentioned no oil, and don’t you mention none. Let me do all the talkin’ about business.”

Suddenly Dad spoke. “Listen, son,” he said. “There might be oil here—there’s always a one in a million chance, so don’t say anything about it. You can tell them you met Paul if you want to, but don’t say that he mentioned anything about oil, and don’t bring it up yourself. Let me handle all the business talk.”

It was a “California house,” that is, it was made of boards a foot wide, running vertically, with little strips of “batting” to cover the cracks. It had no porch, whether front or back, nothing but one flat stone for a step. The paint, if there had ever been any, was so badly faded that you saw no trace of it by the lights of the car. On the other side of the lane, and farther up the little valley, loomed a group of sheds, with a big pen made of boards, patched here and there with poles cut from eucalyptus trees. From this place came the stirring and murmuring of a great number of animals crowded together.

It was a “California house,” meaning it was built with boards a foot wide, running vertically, and had small strips of “batting” to cover the gaps. There was no porch, front or back, just a single flat stone for a step. The paint, if there had ever been any, was so faded that you couldn't see any trace of it in the car's lights. On the other side of the lane, further up the small valley, a group of sheds stood, along with a large pen made of boards, patched here and there with poles from eucalyptus trees. From that area came the sounds of many animals packed together, stirring and murmuring.

The family stood in the yard, lined up to stare at the unaccustomed spectacle of an automobile entering their premises. There was a man, lean and stooped, and a boy, somewhat shorter, but already stooped; both of them clad in faded blue shirts without collar, and denim trousers, very much patched, held up by suspenders. There were three girls, in a descending row, in nondescript calico dresses; and in the doorway a woman, a little wraith of a woman, sallow and worn. All six of them stood motionless and silent, while the car came into the yard, and stopped, and the engine fell to a soft purring. “Good evening,” said Dad.

The family stood in the yard, lined up to watch the unusual sight of a car coming onto their property. There was a lean, hunched man and a boy, who was a bit shorter but already hunched too; both wore faded blue shirts with no collars and very patched denim pants held up by suspenders. Three girls stood in a row, dressed in plain calico dresses; and in the doorway was a woman, a frail-looking figure, pale and exhausted. All six of them stood still and silent as the car rolled into the yard, came to a stop, and the engine quieted to a soft hum. “Good evening,” said Dad.

“Howdy, brother,” said the man.

“Hey, bro,” said the man.

“Is this the Watkins place!”

"Is this the Watkins house?"

“Yes, brother.” It was a feeble, uncertain voice, but it thrilled Bunny to the depths, for he knew that this voice was accustomed to “babble” and “talk in tongues.” Suppose the family were to “let go,” and start their “jumping” and “rolling” while Bunny was there!

“Yes, brother.” It was a weak, unsure voice, but it sent a thrill through Bunny, because he knew this voice was used to “babble” and “talk in tongues.” What if the family decided to “let loose” and start their “jumping” and “rolling” while Bunny was there!

“We’re huntin’,” Dad explained, “and we was told this would be a good place to camp. You got good water?”

“We're hunting,” Dad explained, “and we were told this would be a good place to camp. Do you have good water?”

“None better. Make yourself to home, brother.”

"None better. Make yourself at home, brother."

“Well, we’ll go up the lane jist a bit, somewheres out of the way. You got a big tree that’ll give us shade?”

“Well, we’ll head up the lane a little ways, somewhere out of the way. Do you have a big tree that can give us some shade?”

“Eli, you show ’em the oak-tree, and help ’em git fixed.”

“Eli, show them the oak tree and help them get settled.”

And again Bunny was thrilled; for this was Eli, that had been blessed of the Holy Spirit, and had the “shivers,” and had healed old Mrs. Bugner, that had complications, by the laying on of hands. Bunny remembered every detail about this family, the most extraordinary he had ever come upon outside of a story-book.

And again Bunny was excited; because this was Eli, who had been touched by the Holy Spirit, experienced the “shivers,” and had cured old Mrs. Bugner, who had complications, by laying on hands. Bunny recalled every detail about this family, the most amazing he had ever encountered outside of a storybook.

IV

Eli moved up the lane, the car following. There was a big live oak tree with a clear space underneath, and Dad placed the car so that the lights streamed upon the space—you never needed to worry about darkness, when you were camping with a car! They stopped, and Bunny slid over the top of his door, and went to work on the straps which held the big bundle to the running-board. He had it off in a jiffy, and unrolled it, and quite magical were the things which came out of it. There was a tent, made of such light water-proofed silk that a structure eight feet square rolled up to a bundle which might have been a suit of clothes. There were the tent poles, made in several joints which screwed together; and the stakes, and a little camp hatchet to drive them with. There were three warm camping-blankets, besides the water-proof cover, which also made a blanket. There were two pneumatic pillows, and a pneumatic mattress, which you sat and puffed at until you were red in the face—it was great sport! Finally there was a canvas bag containing a set of camp utensils, all made of aluminum, and fitting one into another, everything with detachable handles; and aluminum boxes with several compartments for grub. When all these things were set in order, you could be as comfortable in the midst of a desert or on top of a mountain as in the best hotel room.

Eli moved up the lane, the car following him. There was a big live oak tree with a clear space underneath, and Dad parked the car so the headlights lit up the area—you never had to worry about darkness when you were camping with a car! They stopped, and Bunny slid over the top of his door and got to work on the straps that held the big bundle to the running board. He had it off in no time and unrolled it, and the things that came out were pretty amazing. There was a tent made of such lightweight waterproof silk that an eight-foot square structure rolled up to a bundle that could have been a suit of clothes. There were the tent poles, which came in several pieces that screwed together; the stakes; and a little camp hatchet to drive them in. There were three warm camping blankets, along with the waterproof cover that doubled as a blanket. There were two inflatable pillows and an inflatable mattress that you had to puff up until you were red in the face—it was fun! Finally, there was a canvas bag containing a set of camp utensils, all made of aluminum and designed to fit into one another, everything with detachable handles; and aluminum boxes with several compartments for food. Once all these things were organized, you could be as comfortable in the middle of a desert or on top of a mountain as you would be in the best hotel room.

Mr. Watkins told Eli to help, but Dad said never mind, they knew jist what to do, and it was easy. So then Mr. Watkins told Eli to fetch a pail of water; and next he asked if they’d like some milk—they had only goat’s milk, of course. Dad said that was fine; and Bunny was transported to the Balkans, or whatever exciting places he had read about, where the people live on goat’s milk. Mr. Watkins said for Ruth to go git some; and Bunny was thrilled again, because Ruth was the sister that Paul loved, and that he said had “sense.” Mr. Watkins called after her to fatch some “aigs” too; and Dad said they’d like some bread—and then Bunny got a shock, for the old man said they didn’t git no bread, they hadn’t room to raise grain, and corn didn’t fill out good up here in the hills, so all they had was taters. And Dad said potatoes would do jist as good, they’d boil some for supper; and Mr. Watkins said they’d git ’em quicker if the missus was to bile ’em on the stove—thus showing a complete misapprehension of the significance of a camping-trip. Dad said no, they’d want a fire anyway; and Mr. Watkins said they was gettin’ a nip o’ frost every night now, and for Eli to rustle ’em up a lot of wood. This was easily done, for as soon as you went a few feet up the side of the arroyo you came upon desert brush, much of which was dead and dry, and Eli tore some of the bushes loose and dragged them down and broke them to pieces over his knee. Then he fetched a couple of stones—that also was easy, for you could hardly walk a dozen feet on the Watkins ranch without hitting your toe on a stone.

Mr. Watkins told Eli to help, but Dad said never mind, they knew exactly what to do, and it was easy. Then Mr. Watkins asked Eli to get a pail of water; next, he asked if they’d like some milk—they only had goat’s milk, of course. Dad said that was fine; and Bunny imagined himself in the Balkans, or whatever exciting places he had read about, where people live on goat’s milk. Mr. Watkins told Ruth to go get some; and Bunny was excited again because Ruth was the sister that Paul loved, and he said she had “sense.” Mr. Watkins called after her to fetch some “eggs” too; and Dad said they’d like some bread—and then Bunny was shocked, because the old man said they didn’t have any bread, they didn’t have enough room to grow grain, and corn didn’t grow well up here in the hills, so all they had was potatoes. Dad said potatoes would work just as well, they’d boil some for dinner; and Mr. Watkins said they’d get them faster if the missus boiled them on the stove—showing he didn’t really get the point of a camping trip. Dad said no, they’d want a fire anyway; and Mr. Watkins said they were getting a bit of frost every night now, so Eli should gather a lot of wood. This was easy, because as soon as you went a few feet up the side of the arroyo, you found desert brush, much of which was dead and dry, and Eli pulled some of the bushes loose, dragged them down, and broke them into pieces over his knee. Then he picked up a couple of stones—that was also easy, because you could hardly walk a dozen feet on the Watkins ranch without stubbing your toe on a stone.

Very soon they had a fire going, and the potatoes boiling merrily in the pot, and a jar of bacon open and sizzling in the frying pan. Dad did the cooking—it was a dignified occupation, while Bunny hustled about and set the plates and things on the water-proof cover which served as a table cloth without a table. When the bacon was done, Dad cracked the eggs on the side of the pan, and fried them “with their eyes open.” And there was the goat’s milk, rich and creamy, cold from the “spring-house;” you didn’t mind the strong flavor, because you persuaded yourself it was romantic. The milk was served in aluminum cups which were part of the camping outfit; and also there was a plate of honey and comb—sage-honey, brown, and strong of flavor—which Ruth had brought.

Very soon, they had a fire going, and the potatoes boiling happily in the pot, with a jar of bacon opened and sizzling in the frying pan. Dad did the cooking—it was an important job—while Bunny rushed around setting the plates and stuff on the waterproof cover that served as a tablecloth without a table. When the bacon was ready, Dad cracked the eggs on the side of the pan and fried them “with their eyes open.” Then there was the goat’s milk, rich and creamy, cold from the “spring-house”; you didn’t mind the strong flavor because you convinced yourself it was romantic. The milk was served in aluminum cups that were part of the camping gear; and there was also a plate of honey and comb—sage honey, brown, and strong tasting—which Ruth had brought.

Dad invited the family to come and have something, but the old man said no thanks, they had all et. Dad said would they please at least sit down, because they didn’t seem comfortable jist standin’ there; so Eli and the three girls, and their mother, who had joined them, all sat down on stones at a modest distance from the light, and Mr. Watkins sat on a stone a little closer, and while they ate Dad talked with him about the state of the weather, and of the crops, and about their way of life up here in the hills.

Dad invited the family to come and grab a bite, but the old man politely declined, saying they had already eaten. Dad urged them to at least sit down since they didn't seem comfortable just standing there; so Eli, the three girls, and their mother, who had joined them, all sat on stones a little away from the light. Mr. Watkins took a seat on a stone closer by, and while they ate, Dad chatted with him about the weather, the crops, and their lifestyle up in the hills.

And when Dad and Bunny were done, and stretched themselves on the blankets, feeling fine and comfortable, Mr. Watkins offered to have the tent put up by Eli, but Dad again said not to mind, it was very simple and would only take a few minutes. Then Mr. Watkins said that one of the gals would wash up for them, and Dad said all right, he’d like that; so Bunny got the pans and plates together, and the middle-sized girl, who went by the name of Meelie, carried them off to the house. And then they chatted some more; and Bunny saw that Dad was skilfully finding out about the family, and getting their confidence.

And when Dad and Bunny were finished and lying on the blankets, feeling relaxed and comfortable, Mr. Watkins offered to have Eli set up the tent, but Dad insisted it was no problem, that it was really easy and would only take a few minutes. Then Mr. Watkins mentioned that one of the girls would wash up for them, and Dad agreed, saying he’d appreciate that; so Bunny gathered the pans and plates, and the girl in the middle, who was called Meelie, took them back to the house. Then they chatted some more; Bunny noticed that Dad was skillfully learning about the family and earning their trust.

Suddenly came a critical moment in the acquaintance; there was a pause, and in a voice different from his usual one, solemn and burdened with feeling, Abel Watkins said: “Brother, may I ask a personal question?”

Suddenly, a pivotal moment arrived in their relationship; there was a pause, and in a voice different from his usual one, serious and filled with emotion, Abel Watkins said: “Brother, can I ask you something personal?”

“Yes, sure,” said Dad.

“Yeah, sure,” said Dad.

“Brother, are you saved?”

"Bro, are you saved?"

Bunny caught his breath; for he remembered what Paul had said about Mr. Watkins’ way—if you said anything contrary to his religion, he would roll up his eyes and begin to pray out loud and “let go.” Bunny had told Dad about this; and evidently Dad had figured out what to do. He replied in a tone no less solemn: “Yes, brother, we are saved.”

Bunny caught his breath because he remembered what Paul had said about Mr. Watkins' behavior—if you said anything against his beliefs, he would roll his eyes and start praying out loud and "let go." Bunny had told Dad about this, and clearly, Dad had figured out a response. He replied in a tone that was just as serious: “Yes, brother, we are saved.”

“You been washed in the Blood?”

“You been washed in the blood?”

“Yes, brother, we been washed.”

“Yes, bro, we’ve been washed.”

“What is your church, brother.”

"What's your church, brother?"

“It is called the Church of the True Word.”

“It’s called the Church of the True Word.”

There was a pause. “I dunno as I know that there message,” said Mr. Watkins.

There was a pause. “I don’t know if I understand that message,” said Mr. Watkins.

“I am sorry,” said Dad. “I should like to explain it, but we’re not permitted to talk about our faith with strangers.”

“I’m sorry,” Dad said. “I’d like to explain it, but we’re not allowed to discuss our beliefs with outsiders.”

“But brother!” Mr. Watkins was evidently bewildered by that. “We are told in the Book that ‘The Lord has called us for to preach the Gospel unto them;’ and also, ‘the Gospel must first be published among all nations.’ ”

“But brother!” Mr. Watkins was clearly confused by that. “We’re told in the Book that ‘The Lord has called us to preach the Gospel to them;’ and also, ‘the Gospel must first be shared among all nations.’”

“Brother,” said Dad, still with the utmost earnestness, “I understand that; but according to our faith, we get to know men in friendship, and talk about our religion later. We all have to respect the convictions of others.”

“Brother,” Dad said earnestly, “I get that; but according to our beliefs, we get to know people through friendship first, and discuss our faith later. We all need to respect each other's beliefs.”

“Yes, brother,” said Mr. Watkins; and his voice sort of faded away, and you could see he did not know what to say next. He looked at the members of his family, as if seeking support from them; but they hadn’t yet said anything, except “Yes, Pap,” when he gave them an order.

“Yes, brother,” Mr. Watkins said, and his voice kind of trailed off, showing that he didn’t know what to say next. He glanced at his family members, almost looking for reassurance from them; but they hadn’t said anything yet, except “Yes, Pap,” when he gave them an order.

So it was up to Dad to relieve the embarrassment. “We come here to look for quail,” he said. “I hear aplenty of ’em about.”

So Dad had to ease the awkwardness. “We’re here to look for quail,” he said. “I’ve heard a lot of them around.”

V

It was growing so cold that the little fire no longer sufficed for comfort; so the Watkins family took their departure, and Dad and Bunny set up the tent, and stowed their goods in it, and Bunny did his job of puffing at the mattress until it was full. The stars were shining, so they made their bed in the open. After spreading the blankets, they took off their shoes and outside clothing, and laid them in the tent, and crawled under the blankets in a hurry—gee, but that cold made you jump! Bunny snuggled up into a ball, and lay there, feeling the night breeze on his forehead; and he remarked: “Say, Dad, what is the Church of the True Word?”

It was getting so cold that the little fire wasn't enough for comfort anymore, so the Watkins family left, and Dad and Bunny set up the tent and stored their stuff inside. Bunny did his part by pumping up the mattress until it was full. The stars were shining, so they decided to sleep outside. After laying out the blankets, they took off their shoes and outside clothes, put them in the tent, and quickly crawled under the blankets—wow, that cold really made you jump! Bunny curled up into a ball and lay there, feeling the night breeze on his forehead; and he asked, “Hey Dad, what is the Church of the True Word?”

Dad chuckled. “The poor old crack-brain,” he said; “I had to get some way to shut him up.”

Dad chuckled. “The poor old crackpot,” he said; “I had to find a way to silence him.”

They lay still, and pretty soon Dad was breathing deeply. But the boy, though he was tired, did not go to sleep at once. He lay thinking: Dad’s code was different from the one which Bunny had decided to follow. Dad would lie, whenever he considered it necessary; he would argue that the other person could not use the truth, or had no right to it in the particular circumstances. And yet, this also was plain, Dad didn’t want Bunny to follow that same code. He would tell Bunny to say nothing, but he would never tell Bunny to lie; and as a rule, when he had to do any lying, he would do it out of Bunny’s presence! There were lots of things like that; Dad smoked cigars, and he took a drink now and then, but he didn’t want Bunny to smoke or to drink. It was queer.

They lay still, and pretty soon Dad was breathing deeply. But the boy, even though he was tired, didn’t fall asleep right away. He lay there thinking: Dad’s code was different from the one Bunny had chosen to follow. Dad would lie whenever he thought it was necessary; he would argue that the other person couldn’t handle the truth or didn’t have the right to it in certain situations. Yet, it was also clear that Dad didn’t want Bunny to follow that same code. He would tell Bunny to say nothing, but he would never tell Bunny to lie; and usually, when he had to lie, he would do it when Bunny wasn’t around! There were a lot of things like that; Dad smoked cigars and had a drink now and then, but he didn’t want Bunny to smoke or drink. It was strange.

Bunny’s head and face were cold, but the rest of him was warm, and he was drifting, drifting off; his thoughts became a blur—but then suddenly he was wide awake again. What was that? The mattress was rocking; it rolled you from side to side, so that you had to put out your elbows. “Dad!” cried Bunny. “What’s that?” And Dad came suddenly awake; he sat up, and Bunny sat up—putting his two hands out to keep himself steady. “By jiminy!” cried Dad. “An earthquake!”

Bunny’s head and face were cold, but the rest of him was warm, and he was drifting off; his thoughts became a blur—but then suddenly he was wide awake again. What was that? The mattress was rocking; it rolled you from side to side, so you had to put out your elbows. “Dad!” cried Bunny. “What’s that?” And Dad came suddenly awake; he sat up, and Bunny sat up—putting his hands out to steady himself. “Wow!” cried Dad. “An earthquake!”

Sure enough, an earthquake! And say, it was queer to feel the solid ground, that you counted on, shaking you about like that! The tree began to creak over their heads, as if a wind were rocking it; they jumped up and got out from under. A clamor arose, a bleating and moaning—the goats, who liked this sensation even less than the humans, having no ideas of earth structures and geological faults to steady their minds. And then came another kind of clamor—from the Watkins family, who apparently had rushed out of their cabin. “Glory hallelujah! Jesus, save us! Lord, have mercy!”

Sure enough, an earthquake! And wow, it was strange to feel the solid ground that you relied on shaking you around like that! The tree started to creak over their heads as if a wind was rocking it; they jumped up and got out from underneath. A commotion broke out, with bleating and moaning—the goats, who liked this sensation even less than the humans, having no understanding of earth structures and geological faults to calm their minds. And then came another kind of commotion—from the Watkins family, who apparently had rushed out of their cabin. “Glory hallelujah! Jesus, save us! Lord, have mercy!”

Dad said, “It’s all over now; let’s crawl in, or we’ll have them folks up here praying over us.”

Dad said, “It’s all over now; let’s go inside, or we’ll have those folks up here praying for us.”

Bunny obeyed, and they lay still. “Gee, that was a terrible earthquake!” whispered the boy. “Do you think it knocked down any cities?”

Bunny did what he was told, and they stayed quiet. “Wow, that was a really bad earthquake!” the boy whispered. “Do you think it destroyed any cities?”

“It was likely jist local,” answered Dad. “They have lots of them up here in this hill country.”

“It was probably just local,” Dad replied. “They have a lot of them up here in this hilly area.”

“Then you’d think the Watkinses would be used to them.”

“Then you’d think the Watkinses would be used to them.”

“They enjoy makin’ a fuss, I guess. They don’t have so much excitement in their lives.” And that was all Dad had to say. He had plenty of excitements in his own life, and was not specially interested in earthquakes, and still less in the ravings of religious maniacs. He was soon fast asleep again.

“They seem to like causing a scene, I guess. They don’t have that much excitement in their lives.” And that was all Dad had to say. He had plenty of excitement in his own life, wasn’t particularly interested in earthquakes, and even less so in the rants of religious fanatics. He soon fell asleep again.

But Bunny lay and listened. The Watkins family had “let go,” and were having a regular holy jumping service, out there under the cold white stars. They shouted, they prayed, they laughed and sang, they cried “Glory! Glory!” and “Amen!” and “Selah!” and other words which Bunny did not understand, but which may have been Greek or Hebrew, or else the speech of the archangels. The voice of old Abel Watkins dominated, and the shrill screams of the children made a chorus, and the bleating of the goats was like a lot of double basses in an orchestra. Cold chills ran up and down Bunny’s back; for, after all, the scientific mind in him, which knew about earth structures and geological faults, was only a century or two old, while the instinctive mind which pronounces incantations, is thousands and perhaps hundreds of thousands of years old. Priests have wrought frenzies and pronounced dooms, and because the priests believed them and the victims believed them, they have worked, and therefore they were believed more than ever. And now here was an incantation against earthquakes—and people down on their knees, with their hands in the air and their bodies swaying—

But Bunny lay there and listened. The Watkins family had "let loose" and were having a lively worship service out there under the cold, bright stars. They shouted, prayed, laughed, sang, and cried "Glory! Glory!" and "Amen!" and "Selah!" and other words that Bunny didn’t understand, but which might have been Greek or Hebrew, or maybe the language of archangels. Old Abel Watkins' voice was the loudest, and the shrill screams of the children created a chorus, while the bleating of the goats sounded like a bunch of double basses in an orchestra. Cold chills ran up and down Bunny's back; because, after all, the scientific part of him, which knew about earth structures and geological faults, was only a century or two old, while the instinctual part that chants incantations is thousands, perhaps even hundreds of thousands, of years old. Priests have created frenzies and declared doom, and because the priests believed in it and the victims did too, it worked, and thus they were believed even more. And now there was an incantation against earthquakes—and people were down on their knees, with their hands in the air and their bodies swaying—

“Chariots to glory, chariots to glory,

“Chariots to glory, chariots to glory,

Chariots to glory with the Holy Lamb!”

Chariots to glory with the Holy Lamb!”

Bunny dozed off at last; and when he opened his eyes again, the dawn was pink behind the hills, and Dad was slipping into his khaki hunting-clothes. Bunny didn’t stop to rub his eyes, he popped out of bed and got his clothes on quick—that cold just froze your bones!

Bunny finally drifted off to sleep; and when he opened his eyes again, the dawn was pink behind the hills, and Dad was putting on his khaki hunting clothes. Bunny didn’t bother rubbing his eyes; he jumped out of bed and quickly got dressed—that cold was bone-chilling!

He clambered up the hill-side and began pulling dead brush, and got a fire going and the saucepan on. And then came Eli, bringing the clean plates and things, and asking whether they wanted last night’s milk, which was cold, or this morning’s milk, which was warm. “And say, did you feel that yearthquake!” asked Eli, in excitement. “Say, that was a terrible yearthquake! Does you-all have yearthquakes in you-all’s parts?”

He climbed up the hill and started clearing away dead brush, got a fire going, and set the saucepan on it. Then Eli arrived, bringing clean plates and other supplies, and asked whether they wanted last night’s milk, which was cold, or this morning’s milk, which was warm. “Hey, did you feel that earthquake!” Eli asked excitedly. “Wow, that was a huge earthquake! Do you guys have earthquakes where you live?”

Eli had pale yellow hair, which had not been cut for some time, and had not been combed since the “yearthquake.” He had pale blue eyes which protruded slightly, and gave him an eager look. He had a long neck with a conspicuous Adam’s apple. His legs had grown too fast for the pair of worn trousers which were supposed to cover them, and which revealed Eli’s shoes without socks. He stood there, staring at every detail of the equipment and clothing of these city strangers, and at the same time attempting to probe their souls. “What does this yere True Word teach about yearthquakes?”

Eli had light yellow hair that hadn’t been cut in a while and hadn’t been combed since the “earthquake.” His light blue eyes bulged slightly, giving him an eager look. He had a long neck with a noticeable Adam’s apple. His legs had grown too quickly for the worn trousers that were supposed to cover them, leaving his shoes without socks visible. He stood there, examining every detail of the equipment and clothing of these city strangers while also trying to understand their innermost thoughts. “What does this here True Word teach about earthquakes?”

Dad was busy frying the bacon and eggs, and he said they would like some of this morning’s milk—which was a way to get rid of Eli. But it didn’t take Eli long to come back, and he stood and followed every morsel of food as it went into their mouths; and he told them that the family had “prayed a mighty power” over that yearthquake, and yearthquakes meant the Holy Spirit was growing weary of fornications and drunkenness and lying in the world, and had they been doing any of them things? Bunny had but a vague idea concerning fornications, but he knew that Dad had told a whopping big lie just a short time before that “yearthquake,” and he chuckled to himself as he thought what a portent the Watkinses would make out of that, if they knew!

Dad was busy frying bacon and eggs, and he mentioned they would like some of this morning’s milk—which was a way to get rid of Eli. But it didn’t take Eli long to return, and he watched every bite of food as it went into their mouths; he told them that the family had “prayed a mighty power” over that earthquake, and earthquakes meant the Holy Spirit was growing tired of fornication, drunkenness, and lying in the world. Had they been doing any of those things? Bunny had only a vague understanding of fornication, but he knew that Dad had told a huge lie just before that “earthquake,” and he chuckled to himself, thinking about what a big deal the Watkinses would make of that if they knew!

The old man came, to make sure they were all right. Mr. Watkins was a bigger and taller edition of his son, with the same prominent pale blue eyes and large Adam’s apple; his face was weather-beaten, heavily lined with care, and you could see he was a kind old man, honest and good, for all his craziness. He too talked about the “yearthquakes,” and told about one which had shaken down brick and concrete buildings in Roseville a couple of years ago. Then he said that Meelie and Sadie were going out to school, and they would bring in some bread if the strangers wanted it. So Dad gave him a dollar, and they had a little argument, because Mr. Watkins said they wouldn’t take only the regular price what they got for the eggs and the milk and the taters at the store, and they didn’t want no pay for the camping out, because that wasn’t no trouble to them, they was glad to see strangers; it was a lonely life they lived up in these here hills, and if it wasn’t for the Lord and His Gospel, they would have very little pleasure in life.

The old man came by to make sure they were okay. Mr. Watkins was a bigger and taller version of his son, with the same striking pale blue eyes and large Adam’s apple. His face was weathered and marked with deep lines from worry, and you could tell he was a kind, honest, and good-hearted man, despite his quirks. He also talked about the “earthquakes” and recounted one that had brought down brick and concrete buildings in Roseville a couple of years back. Then he mentioned that Meelie and Sadie were heading to school and would bring back some bread if the visitors wanted it. So Dad gave him a dollar, and they had a bit of a debate because Mr. Watkins insisted they wouldn’t charge the usual price for the eggs, milk, and potatoes at the store. They didn’t want anything for the camping, as it was no trouble to them; they were just happy to see visitors. Life up in these hills was lonely, and if it weren’t for the Lord and His Gospel, they wouldn’t have much joy in life.

VI

Dad and Bunny strapped on their cartridge belts, which went over their shoulders, and they loaded up the repeating shot-guns, and set out up the little valley and over the hills. Bunny didn’t really care very much about killing quail, he was sorry for the lovely black and brown birds, that had such proud and stately crests, and ran with such quick twinkling legs, and made such pretty calls at sundown. But Bunny never said anything about these ideas, because he knew Dad liked to hunt, and it was the only way you could get him away from his work, and out into the open, which the doctor said was good for his health. Dad was quick as lightning to swing his gun, and it looked as if he didn’t aim at all, but apparently he did; and he never made the mistake that Bunny did, of trying to shoot at two birds at the same time. Also Dad had time to watch Bunny and teach him—to make sure that they travelled in an even line, and didn’t get turned so that one was out in front of the other’s gun.

Dad and Bunny strapped on their cartridge belts, slinging them over their shoulders, and loaded up the shotguns before heading up the little valley and over the hills. Bunny didn’t really care much about hunting quail; he felt sorry for the beautiful black and brown birds with their proud crests, quick little legs, and lovely calls at sundown. But Bunny never voiced these thoughts because he knew Dad enjoyed hunting, and it was the only way to get him away from work and outside, which the doctor said was good for his health. Dad was lightning-fast with his gun, and it seemed like he didn’t aim at all, but he clearly did. He never made the mistake that Bunny did of trying to shoot at two birds at once. Plus, Dad took the time to keep an eye on Bunny, ensuring they walked in a straight line and didn’t get positioned so that one was in front of the other’s shot.

Well they tramped the hills and the valleys, and the birds rose, flying in every direction—a whir, and a grey streak—bang, bang—and either they were gone, or else they were down. But you didn’t run to pick them up, because there would be others, they would hide and run, and you moved on, and banged some more, until finally you gathered up all you could find, bundles of soft warm feathers, spotted with blood. Sometimes they were still alive, and you had to wring their necks, and that was the part Bunny hated.

Well, they trudged through the hills and valleys, and the birds took off, flying in all directions—a flurry, then a gray flash—bang, bang—and either they disappeared, or they fell. But you didn’t rush to collect them, because there would be more; they would hide and flee, so you kept going and shot some more, until finally you picked up all you could find, bundles of soft warm feathers, stained with blood. Sometimes they were still alive, and you had to break their necks, and that was the part Bunny hated.

They filled their bags, and then they tramped back to camp, tired and hungry—oh gosh! Eli came, offering to clean the birds for them, and they were glad to let him, and gave him half the birds for the family to eat—it was pitiful to see the light in the eyes of the poor, half-starved youth when he heard this news. It isn’t easy to live altogether in the spirit while you are not fully grown!

They filled their bags, and then they trudged back to camp, tired and hungry—oh wow! Eli showed up, offering to clean the birds for them, and they were happy to accept his help, giving him half the birds for his family to eat—it was heartbreaking to see the spark in the eyes of the poor, half-starved kid when he heard this news. It’s not easy to fully embrace the spirit when you’re still growing up!

Eli took the birds to the house, where there was a chopping-block and pails of water handy; and meantime Bunny stretched out to rest, with his feet up in front. Suddenly he sat up with an exclamation. “Dad! Look at that!”

Eli brought the birds to the house, where there was a chopping block and some pails of water nearby; meanwhile, Bunny lay back to relax, propping his feet up in front of him. Suddenly, he sat up with a shout. “Dad! Check that out!”

“Look at what?”

"What are you looking at?"

“At my shoe!”

“Step on my shoe!”

“What is it?”

"What’s that?"

Bunny pulled his foot up close. “Dad, that’s oil!”

Bunny pulled his foot in closer. “Dad, that's oil!”

“Are you sure?”

"Are you certain?"

“What else could it be?” He got up and hopped over, so Dad could see for himself. “It’s all up over the top.”

“What else could it be?” He stood up and jumped over so Dad could see for himself. “It’s all piled up really high.”

“You sure it wasn’t there before?”

“You sure it wasn’t there earlier?”

“Of course not, Dad! It’s still soft. I couldn’t pack up my shoes like that and not see. I must have stepped into a regular pool of it. And oh, say—I’ll bet you it was the earthquake! Some oil came up through a crack!”

“Of course not, Dad! It’s still soft. I couldn’t just pack up my shoes like that without checking. I must have stepped into a regular puddle of it. And oh, you know what—I’ll bet it was the earthquake! Some oil leaked up through a crack!”

Bunny took off his shoe, and Dad examined the find. He said not to get too much excited, it was a common thing to find oil pools close to the surface; as a rule they were small, and didn’t amount to anything. But still, oil signs were not to be neglected; so after lunch they would go out again, and retrace their steps, and see what they could find.

Bunny took off his shoe, and Dad checked out what he found. He said not to get too excited because it was pretty common to find oil pools near the surface; usually, they were small and didn’t really mean much. But still, they shouldn’t ignore the signs of oil; so after lunch, they would go out again, retrace their steps, and see what else they could discover.

It was easy for Dad to say not to get excited; so little did he know about his boy’s mind! This was Bunny’s dream, that he had had for years. You see, Dad was all the time talking about how he was going to get a real oil-tract some day—one that belonged to himself alone. He would figure up and show that when you paid a man a sixth royalty, you were really giving half your net profits—for you had to pay all the costs, not merely of the drilling, but of the upkeep and operation of the well, and the marketing of the oil. The other fellow got half your money—and didn’t do a thing but own the land! Well, some day Dad would get a tract of his own discovery, and have it to himself, so that he could develop it right, and build an oil-town that he could run right, without any interference or any graft.

It was easy for Dad to say not to get excited; he didn't understand his son's mind at all! This was Bunny's dream, one he had held for years. You see, Dad was always talking about how he would someday get a real oil tract—one that belonged to him alone. He would calculate and explain that when you paid a guy a sixth in royalties, you were actually giving up half your net profits—because you had to cover all the costs, not just the drilling, but also the maintenance and operation of the well, and the marketing of the oil. The other guy got half your money and didn’t do anything but own the land! Well, one day Dad would discover a tract of his own and have it all to himself, so he could develop it correctly and build an oil town that he could manage properly, without any interference or corruption.

How was he to find that tract? That was Bunny’s dream! He had lived the adventure in a score of different forms; he would be digging a hole in the ground, and the oil would come spouting up, and he would cover it over to hide it, and Dad would buy the land for miles around, and take Bunny into partnership with him; or else Bunny would be exploring a cave in the mountains, and he would fall into a pool of oil and get out with great difficulty. There were many different ways he had pictured—but never once had he thought of having an earthquake come and split open the ground, just before he and Dad were starting out after quail!

How was he supposed to find that tract? That was Bunny’s dream! He had imagined the adventure in many different ways; he’d be digging a hole in the ground and oil would burst up, and he’d cover it to hide it, and Dad would buy up the land for miles around and take Bunny into partnership with him; or Bunny would be exploring a cave in the mountains and would fall into a pool of oil and struggle to get out. He had pictured countless scenarios—but never once did he think about an earthquake happening and splitting the ground open just before he and Dad were heading out to hunt quail!

Bunny was so much excited that he hardly noticed the taste of that especially delicious meal of quail and fried potatoes and boiled turnips. Just as soon as Dad had got his cigar smoked, they set forth again, keeping their eyes on the ground, except when they lifted them to study the landmarks, and to figure whether they had taken this opening through the hills or that. They had walked half a mile or so, when a couple of quail rose, and Dad dropped them both, and walked over to pick them up, and then he called, “Here you are, son!” Bunny thought he meant the birds; but Dad called again, “Come over here!” And when the boy was near he said, “Here’s your oil!”

Bunny was so excited that he barely noticed the taste of the delicious meal of quail, fried potatoes, and boiled turnips. As soon as Dad finished smoking his cigar, they set off again, keeping their eyes on the ground, except when they looked up to check the landmarks and figure out whether they had taken this path through the hills or that one. They had walked about half a mile when a couple of quail took off, and Dad shot them both. He walked over to pick them up and then called, “Here you are, son!” Bunny thought he was referring to the birds, but Dad called again, “Come over here!” And when the boy got closer, he said, “Here’s your oil!”

There it was, sure enough; a black streak of it, six or eight inches wide, wiggling here and there, following a crack in the ground; it was soft and oozy, and now and then it bubbled, as if it were still leaking up. Dad knelt down and stuck his finger into it, and held it up to the light to see the color; he broke off a dead branch from a bush and poked it into the crevice to see how deep it was, and how much more came up. When Dad got up again he said, “That’s real oil, no doubt of it I guess it won’t do any harm to buy this ranch.”

There it was, sure enough; a black streak of it, six or eight inches wide, wiggling around, following a crack in the ground. It was soft and gooey, and every now and then it bubbled, like it was still seeping up. Dad knelt down, stuck his finger in, and held it up to the light to check the color. He broke off a dead branch from a bush and poked it into the crack to see how deep it went and how much more would come up. When Dad stood up again, he said, “That’s real oil, no doubt about it. I guess it won’t hurt to buy this ranch.”

So they went back. Bunny was dancing, both outside and inside, and Dad was figuring and planning, and neither of them bothered about the quail. “Did Mrs. Groarty ever tell you how much land there is in this ranch?” asked Dad.

So they went back. Bunny was dancing, both outside and inside, and Dad was calculating and planning, and neither of them paid any attention to the quail. “Did Mrs. Groarty ever tell you how much land this ranch has?” asked Dad.

“She said it was a section.”

“She said it was a section.”

“We’ll have to find out where it runs. And by the way, son, don’t make any mistake, now, not a word to any one about oil, not even after I buy the place. It won’t do any harm to get a lot of land in these here hills. You don’t have to pay much for rocks.”

“We need to figure out where it goes. And just so you know, son, keep it quiet—don’t say a word to anyone about the oil, not even after I buy the property. It won’t hurt to grab a lot of land in these hills. You won’t have to spend much on rocks.”

“But listen, Dad; you’ll pay Mr. Watkins a fair price!”

“But listen, Dad; you’ll pay Mr. Watkins a fair price!”

“I’ll pay him a land price, but I ain’t a-goin’ to pay him no oil price. In the first place, he’d maybe get suspicious, and refuse to sell. He’s got nothin’ to do with any oil that’s here—it ain’t been any use to him, and wouldn’t be in a million years. And besides, what use could a poor feeble-minded old fellow like that make of oil money?”

“I’ll pay him for the land, but I’m not paying him any oil money. First of all, he might get suspicious and refuse to sell. He doesn’t have anything to do with the oil here—it hasn’t helped him, and it wouldn’t in a million years. Plus, what would a poor, simple old man like him do with oil money?”

“But we don’t want to take advantage of him, Dad!”

“But we don’t want to exploit him, Dad!”

“I’ll see that he don’t suffer; I’ll jist fix the money so he can’t give it away to no missionaries, and I’ll always take care of him, and of the children, and see they get along. But there’s purely not a-goin’ to be no oil-royalties! And if any of them ask you about me, son, you jist say I’m in business—I trade in land, and all kinds o’ stuff. Tell them I got a general store, and I buy machinery, and lend money. That’s all quite true.”

“I'll make sure he doesn’t suffer; I’ll just handle the money so he can't give it away to any missionaries, and I’ll always take care of him and the kids, making sure they get along. But there’s definitely not going to be any oil royalties! And if any of them ask you about me, son, just say I'm in business—I trade in land and all sorts of things. Tell them I have a general store, I buy machinery, and I lend money. That’s all completely true.”

They walked on, and Bunny began to unfold the elements of a moral problem that was to occupy him, off and on, for many years. Just what rights did the Watkinses have to the oil that lay underneath this ranch? The boy didn’t say any more to his father, because he knew that his father’s mind was made up, and of course he would obey his father’s orders. But he debated the matter all the way until they got back to the ranch, where they saw the old man patching his goat-pen. They joined him, and after chatting about the quail for a bit, Dad remarked: “Mr. Watkins, I wonder if you’d come into the house and have a chat with me, you and your wife.” And when Mr. Watkins said he would, Dad turned to Bunny, saying: “Excuse me, son—see if you can get some birds by yourself.” And Bunny knew exactly what that meant—Dad thought that his son would be happier if he didn’t actually witness the surgical operation whereby the pitiful Watkinses were to be separated from their six hundred and forty acres of rocks!

They kept walking, and Bunny started thinking about a moral dilemma that would bother him for many years. What rights did the Watkins family have to the oil beneath this ranch? He didn’t say anything more to his dad because he knew his dad had already made up his mind, and of course, he would follow his dad's orders. But he thought about it all the way back to the ranch, where they found the old man fixing his goat pen. They joined him, and after talking about the quail for a bit, Dad said, “Mr. Watkins, I wonder if you and your wife would come into the house for a chat.” When Mr. Watkins agreed, Dad turned to Bunny and said, “Excuse me, son—see if you can catch some birds on your own.” Bunny knew exactly what that meant—Dad figured his son would be better off not seeing the harsh way the poor Watkinses were going to lose their six hundred and forty acres of rocks!

VII

Bunny wandered up the arroyo, and high on the slope he saw the goats feeding. He went up to watch them; and so he got acquainted with Ruth.

Bunny walked up the creek bed, and high on the slope, he saw the goats grazing. He approached to watch them, and that's how he met Ruth.

She sat upon a big boulder, gazing out over the rim of the hills. She was bare-headed and bare-legged, and you saw that she was outgrowing the patched and faded calico dress which was her only covering. She was a thin child, and gave the impression she was pale, in spite of her brownness; it was an anaemic brown, without much red in it. She had the blue eyes of the family, and a round, domed forehead, with hair pulled straight back and tied with a bit of old ribbon. She sat tending the flocks and herds, as boys and girls had done two thousand years ago in Palestine, which she read about in the only book to be found in the Watkins household. One week out of three she did this, ten or twelve hours a day, taking turns with her sisters. Very seldom did anyone come near, and now she was ill at ease as the strange boy came climbing up; she did not look at him, and her toes were twisted together.

She sat on a large boulder, looking out over the hills. She was without a hat and shorts, and you could see she was outgrowing the patched and faded calico dress that was her only clothing. She was a thin child, giving the impression of being pale despite her brown skin; it was a sickly brown, lacking in any redness. She had the family’s blue eyes and a round, domed forehead, with her hair pulled straight back and tied with a piece of old ribbon. She tended the flocks and herds, just like boys and girls did two thousand years ago in Palestine, which she read about in the only book found in the Watkins household. One week out of three, she did this for ten to twelve hours a day, taking turns with her sisters. Very rarely did anyone come close, and now she felt awkward as the strange boy climbed up; she didn’t look at him, and her toes were twisted together.

But Bunny had the formula for entrance to her heart. “You are Ruth, aren’t you?” he asked, and when she nodded, he said “I know Paul.”

But Bunny had the key to her heart. “You’re Ruth, right?” he asked, and when she nodded, he said, “I know Paul.”

So in a flash they were friends. “Oh, where?” She clasped her hands together and gazed at him.

So in an instant they became friends. “Oh, where?” She brought her hands together and looked at him.

Bunny told how he had been at Mrs. Groarty’s—saying nothing about oil, of course—and how Paul had come, and just what had happened. She drank in every word, not interrupting; Ruth never did say much, her feelings ran deep, and made no foam upon the surface. But Bunny knew that her whole soul was hanging on his story; she fairly worshiped her brother. “And you never seen him again?” she whispered.

Bunny shared how he had been at Mrs. Groarty’s—leaving out any mention of oil, of course—and what had gone down when Paul showed up. She absorbed every word, not interrupting; Ruth never said much, her feelings ran deep and didn’t show on the surface. But Bunny knew that she was completely invested in his story; she truly idolized her brother. “And you never saw him again?” she whispered.

“I never really saw him at all,” said Bunny; “I wouldn’t know him now, if I was to meet him. You don’t know where he is?”

"I never really saw him at all," Bunny said. "I wouldn’t recognize him now if I ran into him. You don’t know where he is?"

“I’ve had three letters. Always it’s a new place, and he says he ain’t stayin’ there. Some day, he says, he’ll come to see me—jest me. He’s scairt o’ Pap.”

“I’ve received three letters. It’s always a different place, and he says he’s not staying there. One day, he says, he’ll come to see me—just me. He’s scared of Dad.”

“What would Pap do?”

“What would Dad do?”

“Pap would whale him. He’s terrible set agin him. He says he’s a limb of Satan. Paul says he don’t believe what’s in the Book? Do you believe it?”

“Pap would beat him. He’s really furious with him. He says he’s a child of the devil. Paul says he doesn’t believe what’s in the Bible? Do you believe it?”

Bunny hesitated, remembering Dad and his “True Word.” He decided he could trust Ruth that far, so he told her he didn’t think he believed quite everything. And Ruth, gazing into his eyes with intense concern, inquired: “What is it makes yearthquakes?”

Bunny paused, thinking about Dad and his "True Word." He figured he could trust Ruth to some extent, so he told her he didn’t think he believed everything. And Ruth, looking deep into his eyes with serious concern, asked, “What causes earthquakes?”

So Bunny told what Mr. Eaton had taught him about the earth’s crust and its shrinking, and the faults in the strata, that were the first to yield to the strain. He judged by the wondering look on her face that this was the first hint of natural science that had ever come to her mind. “So you don’t have to be scairt!” she said.

So Bunny explained what Mr. Eaton had taught him about the earth's crust and how it shrinks, as well as the faults in the layers that were the first to give in to the pressure. He could tell by the amazed look on her face that this was the first time she had ever thought about natural science. "So you don't have to be scared!" she said.

And then Bunny saw the signs of another idea dawning in her mind. Ruth was gazing at him, more intently than ever, and she exclaimed, “Oh! It was you sent that money!”

And then Bunny noticed another idea forming in her mind. Ruth was looking at him more intently than ever, and she exclaimed, “Oh! You were the one who sent that money!”

“Money?” said he, innocently.

“Money?” he asked, innocently.

“Four times they come a letter with a five-dollar bill in it, and no writin’. Pap said it was the Holy Spirit—but it was you! Warn’t it?”

“Four times they sent a letter with a five-dollar bill in it, and no writing. Pap said it was the Holy Spirit—but it was you! Wasn’t it?”

Thus directly attacked, Bunny nodded his confession; and Ruth colored, and began to stammer her embarrassed thanks—she didn’t see how they could ever repay it—they were having such a hard time. Bunny stopped her—that was all nonsense, Dad had more money than he knew what to do with. Bunny explained that Dad was offering to buy the ranch from her parents, and pay off the mortgage, and let them live there for as long as they wanted to, for a very small rent. The tears began to run down Ruth’s cheeks, and she had to turn her head away; she could not control herself, and it was embarrassing, because she had nothing with which to wipe the tears away, every bit of her dress being needed to cover her bare legs. She slid off the boulder, and had a little sobbing fit out of his sight; and Bunny sat troubled, not so much by this display of emotion, as by the ethical war going on in his soul. He told himself, it was really true that his motive in getting Dad to come here had been to help the Watkinses; the oil had been merely a pretext to persuade Dad. For that matter, Dad would have bought the ranch, just to help the family, and without any oil; it might have taken some arguing, but he would have done it! So Bunny comforted himself; but all the time he was thinking of that surgical operation going on down in the cabin, while he sat here letting Ruth think of him as a hero and a savior.

So directly confronted, Bunny nodded his agreement, and Ruth blushed, starting to stammer her gratefulness—she didn’t know how they could ever repay it—they were struggling so much. Bunny interrupted her—that was nonsense, Dad had more money than he knew what to do with. Bunny explained that Dad was offering to buy the ranch from her parents, pay off the mortgage, and let them live there for as long as they wanted, for a very small rent. Tears started rolling down Ruth’s cheeks, and she had to turn her head away; she couldn’t control herself, and it was embarrassing because she had nothing to wipe the tears with, every part of her dress being used to cover her bare legs. She slid off the boulder and had a little sob away from his sight; Bunny sat there, troubled, not so much by her emotional display, but by the ethical struggle happening within him. He told himself that it was really true his reason for getting Dad to come here had been to help the Watkinses; the oil had just been an excuse to persuade Dad. Besides, Dad would have bought the ranch just to help the family, even without any oil; it might have taken some convincing, but he would have done it! So Bunny reassured himself; but all the while, he was thinking about that surgical operation happening down in the cabin, while he was here letting Ruth see him as a hero and a savior.

Dad had said, “What use could a poor feeble-minded old fellow like that make of oil money?” Dad would argue the same way about Ruth, Bunny knew: she was healthy and happy, sitting out there in the sun with her bare brown legs; it was the best thing in the world for her—far better than if her legs were covered with costly silk stockings. And that was all right; but then—some little imp was starting arguments in Bunny’s mind—why should other women have the silk stockings? There was Aunt Emma, at her dressing-table, with not only silk stockings, but corsets imported from Paris, and a whole drug-store full of fixings; why would it not be good for Aunt Emma to sit out here in the sun with bare brown legs and tend the goats?

Dad had said, “What could a poor, simple-minded old guy like that possibly do with oil money?” Dad would argue the same about Ruth, Bunny knew: she was healthy and happy, sitting out there in the sun with her bare brown legs; it was the best thing for her—way better than if her legs were covered in expensive silk stockings. And that was fine; but then—some little troublemaker was stirring up thoughts in Bunny’s mind—why should other women get the silk stockings? There was Aunt Emma, at her vanity, with not just silk stockings, but corsets from Paris, and a whole pharmacy worth of beauty products; why wouldn’t it be good for Aunt Emma to sit out here in the sun with bare brown legs and take care of the goats?

VIII

There was Dad’s voice, calling Bunny; so he said good-bye, and ran down the arroyo. Dad was sitting in the car. “We’re a-goin’ in to Paradise,” he said. “But first, change them oil shoes.” Bunny did so, and put the shoes away in the back of the car. He hopped in, and they drove down the lane, and Dad remarked, with a cheerful smile, “Well, son, we own the ranch.”

There was Dad’s voice, calling Bunny, so he said goodbye and ran down the wash. Dad was sitting in the car. “We’re heading into Paradise,” he said. “But first, change those oil shoes.” Bunny did that and put the shoes in the back of the car. He jumped in, and they drove down the road, and Dad said with a cheerful smile, “Well, son, we own the ranch.”

Dad was amused by the game he had just played, and told Bunny about it, overlooking the possibility of complications in Bunny’s feelings. Dad had tactfully begun talking to Mr. and Mrs. Watkins about the family’s lack of bread, and that had started Mr. Watkins telling the whole situation. There was a sixteen hundred dollar mortgage against the ranch, with nearly three hundred dollars interest overdue, and they had got a final notice from the bank, that foreclosure proceedings would begin next week. So Dad had explained that he wanted a place for summer camping, where his boy could have an outdoor life, and he would buy the ranch at a fair price. Poor Mrs. Watkins began to cry—she had been born on this place, it seemed, it was her homestead. Dad said she didn’t need to worry, they might stay right on, and have all the farming rights of the place, he would lease it to them for ninety-nine years at ten dollars a year. The old man caught Dad’s hand; he had known the Lord would save them, he said. Dad decided that was a good lead, so he explained that the Lord had sent him, according to the revelation of the True Word; after which Mr. Watkins had done jist whatever the Lord had told Dad to tell him to do!

Dad was amused by the game he just played and told Bunny about it, not really considering how Bunny might feel. He had tactfully started talking to Mr. and Mrs. Watkins about the family’s financial struggles, which led Mr. Watkins to explain their situation. There was a sixteen hundred dollar mortgage on the ranch, with nearly three hundred dollars in overdue interest, and they received a final notice from the bank that foreclosure proceedings would begin next week. Dad mentioned that he wanted a place for summer camping where his son could enjoy an outdoor life, and he offered to buy the ranch at a fair price. Poor Mrs. Watkins started crying—she seemed to have been born there; it was her homestead. Dad reassured her that they could stay and keep the farming rights; he would lease it to them for ninety-nine years at ten dollars a year. The old man grabbed Dad’s hand and said he knew the Lord would save them. Dad thought that was a good sign, so he explained that the Lord had sent him, based on the revelation of the True Word; after that, Mr. Watkins just did whatever the Lord had told Dad to tell him to do!

And J. Arnold Ross had put the affairs of that family in order, you bet—there would be no more nonsense of giving away their money to missionaries! The Lord had told Dad to tell Mr. Watkins that he was to use his money to feed and clothe and educate his children. The Lord had furthermore told him that the equity in his land was not to be paid in cash, but was to consist of certificates of deposit in a trust-company, which would pay them a small income, about fifteen dollars a month—a lot better than having to pay the bank nearly ten dollars a month interest on a mortgage! Moreover, the Lord had directed that this money was to be held in trust for the children; and Bunny’s friend Paul could thank Dad for having saved him a share. Mr. Watkins had said that one of his sons was a black sheep, and unworthy of the Lord’s care, but Dad had stated it as a revelation of the True Word that there was no sheep so black but that the Lord would wash it white in His own good time; and Mr. Watkins had joyfully accepted this revelation, and he and his wife had put their names to a contract of sale which Dad had drawn up. The purchase price was thirty-seven hundred dollars, which had been Mr. Watkins’ own figure—he had said that this hill land was worth five dollars an acre, and he figured his improvements at five hundred. They weren’t really worth that, they were a lot of ruins, Dad said, but he took the old man’s valuation of them. The contract provided that Mr. Watkins was to have water sufficient to irrigate two acres of land, which was jist about all he had under cultivation now; of course, Dad would give him more, if he could use it, but Dad wouldn’t take no chance of disputes about water-rights. In the morning Mr. and Mrs. Watkins would drive out to Paradise, and Dad would hire a four-passenger car there, and drive them to some other town, where they could put the matter into escrow without too much talk.

And J. Arnold Ross had sorted out that family's affairs, no doubt about it—there would be no more nonsense about giving their money to missionaries! The Lord had told Dad to inform Mr. Watkins that he should use his money to feed, clothe, and educate his children. The Lord had also instructed him that the equity in his land shouldn’t be in cash, but in certificates of deposit at a trust company, which would give them a small income, about fifteen dollars a month—a lot better than paying the bank nearly ten dollars a month in mortgage interest! Moreover, the Lord had directed that this money should be held in trust for the children; and Bunny’s friend Paul could thank Dad for saving him a share. Mr. Watkins had mentioned that one of his sons was a black sheep and unworthy of the Lord’s care, but Dad declared, as a revelation of the True Word, that no sheep was too black that the Lord couldn’t wash it white in His own time; and Mr. Watkins had happily accepted this revelation, signing a sales contract that Dad had drawn up. The purchase price was thirty-seven hundred dollars, which was Mr. Watkins’ own figure—he claimed that this hill land was worth five dollars an acre and he tallied his improvements at five hundred. They weren’t really worth that; they were mostly ruins, Dad said, but he went along with the old man’s valuation. The contract stated that Mr. Watkins would have enough water to irrigate two acres of land, which was about all he was currently cultivating; of course, Dad would give him more if he could use it, but Dad wouldn’t take any chances with disputes over water rights. In the morning, Mr. and Mrs. Watkins would drive out to Paradise, and Dad would rent a four-passenger car there to take them to another town, where they could finalize the matter without too much fuss.

In the meantime, Dad was on his way to Paradise, to set the town’s one real estate agent to work buying more land for him. “Why don’t you send for Ben Skutt?” asked Bunny; but Dad answered that Ben was a rascal—he had caught him trying to collect a commission from the other party. And anyhow, a local man could do it better—Dad would buy him with an extra commission, let Bunny watch and see how it was worked. Fortunately, Dad had taken the precaution to bring along a cashier’s check for three thousand dollars. “I didn’t know jist how long we might camp,” he said, with his sly humor.

In the meantime, Dad was headed to Paradise to get the town’s only real estate agent started on buying more land for him. “Why don’t you call Ben Skutt?” Bunny asked, but Dad replied that Ben was shady—he had caught him trying to take a commission from the other party. Plus, a local agent would do it better—Dad would sweeten the deal with an extra commission and let Bunny watch how it was done. Luckily, Dad had thought ahead and brought a cashier’s check for three thousand dollars. “I didn’t know how long we might be camping,” he joked with his sly sense of humor.

So they came to an office labelled, “J. H. Hardacre, Real Estate, Insurance and Loans.” Mr. Hardacre sat with his feet on his desk and a cigar in his mouth, waiting for his prey; he was a lean, hungry-looking spider, and was not fooled for an instant by Dad’s old khaki hunting-clothes—he knew that here was money, and he swung his feet to the floor and sat right up. Dad took a chair, and remarked on the weather, and asked about the earthquake, and finally said that he had a relative who wanted to live in the open for his health, and Dad had jist bought the Abel Watkins place, and he jist thought he’d like to raise goats on a bigger scale, and could he get some land adjoining? Mr. Hardacre answered right away, there was a pile of that hill-stuff to be had; there was the Bandy tract, right alongside—and Mr. Hardacre got out a big map and began to show Dad with his pencil, there was close to a thousand acres of that, but it was mostly back in the hills, and all rocks. Dad asked what it could be bought for, and Mr. Hardacre said all that hill-stuff was held at five or six dollars an acre. He began to show other tracts, and Dad said wait now, and he got a paper and pencil and began to jot down the names and the acreage and the price. Apparently everything around here could be bought—whenever the man failed to include any tract, Dad would ask “And what about that?” and Mr. Hardacre would say, “That’s the old Rascum tract—yes, I reckon that could be got.” And Dad said, “Let’s list them all,” and a queer look began to come over Mr. Hardacre’s face—it was dawning upon him that this was the great hour of his life.

So they arrived at an office labeled, “J. H. Hardacre, Real Estate, Insurance, and Loans.” Mr. Hardacre was sitting with his feet on his desk and a cigar in his mouth, waiting for his next client; he looked like a lean, hungry spider and wasn’t fooled for a second by Dad’s old khaki hunting clothes—he knew there was money here, so he swung his feet to the floor and sat up straight. Dad took a seat, commented on the weather, asked about the earthquake, and finally mentioned that he had a relative who wanted to live outdoors for his health. Dad had just bought the Abel Watkins place and thought he’d like to raise goats on a larger scale, so he wondered if he could get some adjoining land. Mr. Hardacre immediately responded that there was plenty of that hill land available; there was the Bandy tract right next door—and he pulled out a large map and started showing Dad with his pencil that there were almost a thousand acres of it, but it was mostly back in the hills and all rocky. Dad asked how much it would cost, and Mr. Hardacre said all that hill land was going for five or six dollars an acre. He started to show other tracts, and Dad said to wait a moment, pulled out a piece of paper and pencil, and started jotting down names, acreage, and prices. Apparently, everything around here was up for sale—whenever Mr. Hardacre failed to mention a tract, Dad would ask, “And what about that one?” and Mr. Hardacre would say, “That’s the old Rascum tract—yeah, I suppose that could be bought.” And Dad said, “Let’s list them all,” and a strange look began to come over Mr. Hardacre’s face—it was starting to hit him that this was the big moment of his life.

“Now, Mr. Hardacre,” said Dad, “let’s you and me talk turkey. I want to buy some land, if it can be got reasonable. Of course as soon as people find you want it, they begin to boost the price; so let’s get that clear, I want it jist enough to pay a fair price, and I don’t want it no more than that, and if anybody starts a-boostin’ you jist tell ’em to forget it, and I’ll forget it, too. But all the land you can buy reasonable, you buy for me, and collect your commission from the seller in the regular way, and besides that, you’ll get a five percent commission from me. That means, I want you to be my man, and do everything you can to get me the land at the lowest prices. I don’t need to point out to you that my one idea is to buy quick and quiet, so people won’t have time to decide there’s a boom on. You get me?”

“Now, Mr. Hardacre,” Dad said, “let’s have a straight talk. I want to buy some land, if the price is right. Of course, as soon as people know you’re interested, they start raising the price; so let’s make this clear: I want to pay a fair price and no more than that. If anyone starts hiking the price, just tell them to forget it, and I’ll forget it too. But you buy any land you can get for a reasonable price for me, and take your commission from the seller as usual, plus you’ll get a five percent commission from me. That means I want you to be on my side and do everything you can to get me the land at the lowest prices. I don’t need to say that my goal is to buy quickly and quietly, so people won’t have time to realize there’s a boom happening. You understand?”

“Yes,” said Mr. Hardacre. “But I’m not sure how quietly it can be done; this is a pretty small place, there’s lots of talk, and it takes time to put through a deal.”

“Yes,” said Mr. Hardacre. “But I’m not sure how quietly it can be done; this is a pretty small place, there’s a lot of talk, and it takes time to finalize a deal.”

“It won’t take no time at all if you jist handle it my way and use good sense. You don’t mention me, you do the buyin’ for an unknown client, and you buy options for cash—that means, if the people are hereabouts, you close the deals right off.”

“It won’t take long at all if you just handle it my way and use common sense. Don’t mention me, do the buying for an unknown client, and pay for options in cash—that means, if the people are local, you close the deals right away.”

“But that’ll take quite a bunch of money,” said Mr. Hardacre, a little frightened.

“But that’ll take a lot of money,” said Mr. Hardacre, a bit scared.

“I got a little change in my pocket,” said Dad, “and I brought a cashier’s check for three thousand, that I can turn into cash in the mornin’. You see, Mr. Hardacre, I happen to be jist crazy about quail shootin’, and I had the idea that if I found plenty of quail, I’d get a little land to shoot over. But get this clear, I can shoot quail on one hill jist as good as on the next—and I don’t let nobody mistake me for a quail!”

“I’ve got some change in my pocket,” Dad said, “and I brought a cashier’s check for three thousand that I can cash in the morning. You see, Mr. Hardacre, I’m really into quail hunting, and I thought that if I found plenty of quail, I’d buy a little land to hunt on. But just to be clear, I can hunt quail on one hill just as well as on the next—and I don’t let anyone mistake me for a quail!”

Dad took out of his card-case a letter from the president of a big bank in Angel City, advising whomever it might concern that Mr. James Ross was a man of large resources and the highest integrity. Dad had two such letters, as Bunny knew—one in the name of James Ross and the other in the name of J. Arnold Ross; the former was the one he used when he bought oil lands, and no one had ever yet got onto his identity in time!

Dad pulled a letter from his wallet that was from the president of a big bank in Angel City. It advised anyone who needed to know that Mr. James Ross was a man of significant means and complete integrity. Dad had two such letters, as Bunny was aware—one in the name of James Ross and the other in the name of J. Arnold Ross; he used the first one when he bought oil lands, and no one had ever figured out his true identity in time!

Dad’s proposition was this: He would make a contract with Mr. Hardacre, whereby Mr. Hardacre was authorized to buy ten-day options upon a long list of tracts, of specified acreage and at specified prices, paying five percent upon the purchase price for each option, and Dad agreeing to take up all these options within three days, and to pay Mr. Hardacre five percent on all purchases. Mr. Hardacre, torn between anxiety and acquisitiveness, finally said he guessed he’d take a chance on it, and if Dad threw him down, it would be easy for him to go into bankruptcy! He sat at his rusty typewriter and made two copies of the agreement, with a long list of tracts that were to cost Dad something over sixty thousand dollars. They read that over twice, and Dad signed it, and Mr. Hardacre signed it with a rather shaky hand, and Dad said fine, and counted out ten one hundred dollar bills on the desk, and said for Mr. Hardacre to get to work right away. He would do well to have his options all ready for the other party to sign, and Dad thought he had some blanks in the car—he wasn’t jist sure, but he’d see. He went out, and Mr. Hardacre said to Bunny, quite casual and friendly-like, “What is your father’s business, little man?” And Bunny, smiling to himself, answered, “Oh, Dad’s in all kinds of business, he buys land, and lots of things.” “What other things?” And Bunny said, “Well, he has a general store, and then sometimes he buys machinery, and he lends money.” And then Dad came back; through a stroke of good fortune he happened to have a bunch of option blanks in his car—and Bunny smiled to himself again, for he never yet had seen the time when Dad did not happen to have exactly the right document, or the right tool, or the right grub, or the right antiseptic and surgical tape, stowed away somewhere in that car!

Dad's proposal was this: He would make a deal with Mr. Hardacre, allowing him to buy ten-day options on a long list of properties with specific acreage and prices, paying five percent of the purchase price for each option. Dad agreed to take all these options within three days and to pay Mr. Hardacre five percent on all purchases. Mr. Hardacre, caught between worry and greed, finally decided to take a chance on it, explaining that if Dad backed out, it would be easy for him to go bankrupt! He sat at his old typewriter and made two copies of the agreement, which included a long list of properties that would cost Dad over sixty thousand dollars. They read it over twice, Dad signed it, and Mr. Hardacre signed it with a shaky hand. Dad said it was fine and counted out ten one hundred dollar bills on the desk, telling Mr. Hardacre to get to work right away. He should have his options ready for the other party to sign, and Dad thought he might have some blanks in the car—he wasn’t sure, but he would check. He stepped out, and Mr. Hardacre casually asked Bunny, “What does your father do, little man?” Bunny smiled to himself and replied, “Oh, Dad’s in all kinds of businesses, he buys land, and lots of things.” “What other things?” Mr. Hardacre asked. Bunny said, “Well, he has a general store, and sometimes he buys machinery, and he lends money.” Just then, Dad returned; by a stroke of luck, he had a bunch of option blanks in his car—and Bunny smiled to himself again because he had never seen a time when Dad didn’t have exactly the right document, or tool, or food, or antiseptic and surgical tape stashed away somewhere in that car!

IX

They drove back to camp, and it was coming on to sunset again, and the quail were calling all over the hills. They passed the horseman bringing in the cattle, and he stopped and had a chat about the earthquake, and then he rode on, his saddle and stirrup-straps going “Squnch, squnch.” And Dad said, “We’ll maybe buy that fellow out before night, and you can ride his horse.” And they went on, and presently came another fellow, this time on foot. He was a young chap, tall and lanky, but stooped as if he had hold of plow-handles; he was wearing country clothes and a straw hat, and he strode rapidly by them, staring hard at both of them, barely nodding in answer to Dad’s friendly “Good evening.” Dad remarked, “Queer-looking chap, that,” and Bunny retained an impression of a face, very serious, with a large prominent nose, and a broad mouth drooping at the corners.

They drove back to camp as the sun was setting again, and the quail were calling all over the hills. They passed a guy on horseback bringing in the cattle, and he stopped to chat about the earthquake before riding on, his saddle and stirrup straps making a “Squnch, squnch” sound. Dad said, “We might buy that guy out before night and you can ride his horse.” They continued on, and soon another guy appeared, this time on foot. He was a young guy, tall and skinny, but hunched over like he was gripping plow handles; he was dressed in country clothes and a straw hat, and he walked past them quickly, staring hard at both of them and barely nodding in response to Dad’s friendly “Good evening.” Dad said, “Weird-looking dude, that,” and Bunny remembered a face that was very serious, with a large, prominent nose and a wide mouth that drooped at the corners.

They went on, and came to their camp, and built a fire, and got themselves a gorgeous supper, with a panful of quail and bacon, and hot cocoa, and toast made of the bread which Meelie and Sadie had brought in, and some canned peaches which Bunny had bought. And after supper Bunny saw Ruth down by the goat-pen, and he strolled over to meet her; she gazed about timidly, to make certain no one else was near, and then she whispered, “Paul was here!”

They continued on and arrived at their camp, where they lit a fire and prepared a delicious dinner with a pan of quail and bacon, hot cocoa, and toast made from the bread Meelie and Sadie had brought, along with some canned peaches Bunny had bought. After dinner, Bunny spotted Ruth by the goat pen and walked over to her; she looked around nervously to ensure no one else was around, then whispered, “Paul was here!”

Bunny started, amazed. “Paul?” And then suddenly the truth flashed over him. “That was Paul we passed on the road!” He described the figure to Ruth, and she said yes, that had been Paul; he had taken a “hitch-hike” to see her, as he had promised, and he had brought her fifteen dollars saved from his earnings. “I told him we didn’t have no need for it now; but he left it.”

Bunny was shocked. “Paul?” Then it hit him. “That was Paul we saw on the road!” He described what he saw to Ruth, and she confirmed that it had been Paul; he had hitchhiked to see her, as he promised, and he brought her fifteen dollars he had saved from his pay. “I told him we didn’t need it now, but he left it anyway.”

Then Bunny cried: “Oh, why didn’t he stop and talk to Dad and me? He barely nodded to us!”

Then Bunny cried, “Oh, why didn’t he stop and talk to Dad and me? He barely nodded at us!”

Ruth was evidently embarrassed; it was hard to get her to talk about Paul any more. But Bunny persisted, he was so anxious to know Paul, he said, and it seemed as if Paul didn’t like him. Only then was Ruth moved to tell him what Paul had said. “He was mad because Pap had sold the ranch. He says we hadn’t ought to done it.”

Ruth was clearly embarrassed; it was difficult to get her to talk about Paul anymore. But Bunny kept pressing, saying he was really eager to know Paul, and it felt like Paul didn’t like him. That’s when Ruth finally opened up and shared what Paul had said. “He was upset because Dad sold the ranch. He says we shouldn’t have done it.”

“But what else could you do?”

“But what else can you do?”

“He says we’d ought to sell the goats, and pay the bank, and raise strawberries, like some o’ the folks is doin’ here. We could git along and be independent—”

“He says we should sell the goats, pay the bank, and grow strawberries like some people are doing here. We could get by and be independent—”

“Paul is so proud!” cried Bunny. “He’s so afraid of charity!”

“Paul is so proud!” Bunny exclaimed. “He’s really afraid of charity!”

“No, it ain’t exactly that,” said Ruth.

“No, it’s not exactly that,” Ruth said.

“What is it then?”

"What is it?"

“Well—it ain’t very polite to talk about—” Ruth was embarrassed again.

“Well—it’s not very polite to talk about—” Ruth was embarrassed again.

“What is it, Ruth? I want to try to understand Paul.”

“What’s going on, Ruth? I want to understand Paul better.”

“Well, he says your Pap is a big oil man, and he says there’s oil on this ranch, and you know it, for he told you so.”

“Well, he says your dad is a big oil guy, and he says there’s oil on this ranch, and you know it, because he told you so.”

There was a silence.

There was silence.

“Is your Pap an oil man?”

“Is your dad an oil man?”

Bunny forced himself to answer. “Dad’s a business man; he buys land, and all kinds of things. He has a general store, and he buys machinery, and lends money.” That was what Dad had ordered him to say, and it was strictly the truth, as we know; and yet Bunny considered himself a liar while he said it. He was misleading Ruth—gentle, innocent, trusting Ruth, with the wide, candid eyes and the kind, sweet features; Ruth, who was incapable of a hateful thought or a selfish impulse, whose whole life was to be one long immolation in the cause of the brother she loved! Oh, why did it happen that he had to practice deception upon Ruth?

Bunny forced himself to respond. “Dad’s a businessman; he buys land and all sorts of things. He has a general store, buys machinery, and lends money.” That was what Dad had told him to say, and it was strictly the truth, as we know; and yet Bunny felt like a liar while he said it. He was misleading Ruth—gentle, innocent, trusting Ruth, with her wide, honest eyes and kind, sweet features; Ruth, who couldn’t have a hateful thought or a selfish impulse, whose entire life was meant to be one long sacrifice for the brother she loved! Oh, why did it have to be that he had to deceive Ruth?

They talked about Paul some more. He had sat up in the hills most of the afternoon and told his sister about himself. He was getting along all right, he said; he had got a job with an old lawyer who didn’t mind his having run away from home, but would help him to keep hidden. This lawyer was what was called a free-thinker—he said you had a right to believe whatever you chose, and Paul was his gardener and handy man, and the old lawyer gave him books to read, and Paul was getting educated. It sounded wonderful, and terrible at the same time—Paul had read a book about the Bible, that showed it was nothing but old Hebrew history and fairy-tales, and full of contradictions and bloody murders and fornications, and things that there was no sense calling God’s word. And Paul wanted Ruth to read it, and Ruth was in an agony of concern—but Bunny noticed it was Paul’s soul she was afraid for, and not her own!

They talked more about Paul. He had spent most of the afternoon in the hills, telling his sister about his life. He said he was doing okay; he had gotten a job with an old lawyer who didn’t mind that he had run away from home and would help him stay hidden. This lawyer was what they called a free thinker—he believed you had the right to any beliefs you wanted. Paul was his gardener and handyman, and the old lawyer gave him books to read, so Paul was getting educated. It sounded amazing and awful at the same time—Paul had read a book about the Bible that argued it was just old Hebrew history and fairy tales, full of contradictions, bloody murders, and fornication, and not something worth calling God’s word. Paul wanted Ruth to read it, and Ruth was in a panic, but Bunny noticed that it was Paul’s soul she was worried about, not her own!

Then Bunny went back to Dad, and told him that was Paul they had passed on the road; and Dad said “Indeed?” and repeated that he was a “queer looking chap.” Dad wasn’t interested, he had no slightest inkling of Bunny’s distress of soul; his thoughts were all on the great discovery, and the deals he was putting through. He lay on his back, with a pillow under his head, gazing up at the stars. “There’s one thing sure, son”—and there was laughter in his voice; “either you and me move up to front row seats in the oil-game, or else, by golly, we’ll be the goat and sheep kings of California!”

Then Bunny went back to Dad and told him that was Paul they had passed on the road. Dad said, “Really?” and mentioned that he looked like a “strange guy.” Dad wasn’t interested; he had no idea about Bunny’s inner turmoil. His mind was entirely focused on the big breakthrough and the deals he was working on. He lay on his back with a pillow under his head, gazing up at the stars. “One thing’s for sure, son”—there was laughter in his voice—“either you and I move up to front-row seats in the oil business, or else, by golly, we’ll be the goat and sheep kings of California!”

CHAPTER V
THE REVEAL

I

Bunny was going to school. Aunt Emma and Grandmother and Bertie had got their way by incessant nagging, and he was no longer to be a “little oil gnome,” and devote his time to learning to make money; he was going to be a boy like other boys, and have a good time, and wear athletic sweaters, and shout at football games, and be part of a great machine. Mr. Eaton had been spurred to a last suicidal effort, and had patched up the weak spots in the mental equipment of his charge, and Bunny had passed some examinations, and was a duly enrolled pupil in the Beach City High School.

Bunny was heading to school. Aunt Emma, Grandmother, and Bertie had gotten their way through constant nagging, and he was no longer going to be a “little oil gnome,” focused solely on making money; he was going to be a normal boy, enjoy himself, wear sporty sweaters, cheer at football games, and be part of a larger community. Mr. Eaton had made a final desperate effort and had fixed up the weak points in Bunny's mental preparation, and Bunny had passed some exams and was officially enrolled as a student at Beach City High School.

This school occupied two blocks on the outskirts of town, and consisted of several buildings arranged on three sides of a Square; elaborate and ornate buildings, a great pride to the city, as well as a strain upon its purse. The school was free, and to it came the sons and daughters of that part of the population which did not have to go to work before the age of eighteen or twenty. This meant all the moderately well-to-do people; and the boys and girls, thus constituting an economic stratum, proceeded to arrange themselves in sub-strata upon the same principle. Their “secret societies” were forbidden by the teachers, but flourished none the less; the basis of admission being wealth and the pleasant things which wealth buys—well-nourished bodies, and fashionable clothing, and easy manners, and a playful attitude towards life.

This school took up two blocks on the edge of town and had several buildings set up on three sides of a square; they were elaborate and ornate, a great source of pride for the city but also a strain on its budget. The school was free, and it attracted the sons and daughters of that segment of the population that didn't have to start working before the age of eighteen or twenty. This included all the moderately well-off families, and the boys and girls formed an economic group that then created sub-groups within it. Their “secret societies” were banned by the teachers, but they still thrived; the criteria for joining were wealth and the nice things that come with it—healthy bodies, stylish clothes, social ease, and a carefree approach to life.

The young people were collected into small herds, and rushed about from room to room, where culture was handed out to them in properly measured doses. It was an enormous education-factory, and the parents had paid for the best possible equipment, but by some process impossible to explain, it was gradually being taken away from the teachers, and turned over to the pupils. Every year the young people seemed to be less interested in work, and more absorbed in what were called “outside activities”—the athletic-field, the tennis and basket-ball courts, the big swimming pool and the dancing floor. The boys and girls were making for themselves a separate world, having its own standards, its own secret life. They wore pins and badges, and had pass-words and grips with esoteric significance; they had elaborate codes, having to do with the wearing of flowers, or the color of your neck-tie, or the ribbon on your hat, or the angle at which you affixed a postage stamp to an envelope.

The young people gathered in small groups and darted between rooms, where culture was handed out to them in carefully measured doses. It was a giant education factory, and the parents had paid for the very best resources, but through some inexplicable process, control was gradually shifting from the teachers to the students. Each year, the young people seemed less interested in schoolwork and more focused on what were called "outside activities"—the sports field, the tennis and basketball courts, the large swimming pool, and the dance floor. The boys and girls were creating their own separate world with its own standards and secret life. They wore pins and badges, had passwords and grips with special meanings; they followed intricate codes related to wearing flowers, the color of their neckties, the ribbon on their hats, or the angle at which they attached a postage stamp to an envelope.

It was a herd life, based in part upon money-prestige, like the life of the adults, and in part upon athletic prowess. It consisted in rushing about from one mass-event to another mass-event. You pitted the powers of your team against those of some other team, and the ability of your mob to shout louder than the other mob; you got together and rehearsed these shoutings, while the teams rehearsed the battles over which you were to shout. It was all practice for the later and more real glories of college and university, where the financially and athletically more powerful students would be taken up by the great fraternities, and would perform their social and athletic functions with skill and grace made perfect.

It was a group lifestyle, partly based on the prestige of money, similar to the adults' lives, and partly on athletic ability. It involved darting from one big event to another. You matched your team's skills against another team's, and your group's ability to cheer louder than theirs; you all got together and practiced your cheers while the teams trained for the games that you were cheering for. It was all preparation for the later and more significant achievements in college and university, where the wealthier and more athletic students would be recruited by the top fraternities, showcasing their social and athletic abilities with admirable skill and poise.

Bunny, as we know, possessed the requirements of a fraternity career; he had Anglo-Saxon features, and plenty of big sweaters, and drove to school in a car of that year’s model. He was taken up by an exclusive society, and was soon in demand for whatever was going on. He was enormously interested in everything; he had never imagined there were so many young people in the world before, and he wanted to know them all. He raced about with them from one thing to another, and watched with open eyes and listened with open ears to everything that came from either the teachers or the pupils. But all the time there was something which set him apart from the rest—something sober and old-fashioned and “queer.” It came, no doubt, from his knowing so much about the oil business; Bertie was right in her cruel remark that he had oil stains under his finger-nails. He would never share the idea of other darlings of luxury, that “money grows on trees;” he knew that it comes by hard and dangerous work. Also, Bunny had to meet the situation at home, which he understood quite clearly; his father wasn’t at all sure that high school was the best place for a boy, and was watching and listening all the time, to see what sort of ideas Bunny was getting. So the boy was always comparing the school’s kind of education with Dad’s kind, and which was really right?

Bunny, as we know, had all the traits for a fraternity life; he had Anglo-Saxon looks, a closet full of big sweaters, and drove a car that was brand new that year. He was welcomed into an exclusive society and quickly became the go-to guy for every event. He was deeply curious about everything; he had never realized there were so many young people in the world before, and he wanted to meet them all. He ran around with them from one activity to another, watching with wide eyes and listening intently to everything coming from both teachers and students. But there was always something that made him different from the others—something serious and old-fashioned and "weird." This likely came from his knowledge of the oil business; Bertie was right in her harsh comment that he had oil stains under his fingernails. He never shared the belief of other spoiled kids that “money grows on trees;” he understood that it comes from hard and risky work. Additionally, Bunny had to deal with his situation at home, which he understood clearly; his dad wasn’t convinced that high school was the best place for a boy and was constantly watching and listening to see what kind of ideas Bunny was picking up. So the boy was always weighing the school’s version of education against his dad’s, wondering which was really the right one.

Before starting out in his new career Bunny received what parents know as a “serious talk”; and that was curious and puzzling. First, Dad was going to give him a car, and there must be rules about it. He must give his word never to exceed the speed limit, whether in the city or outside; and that was certainly a curious case of the double standard of morals! But Dad met it frankly; he was mature, and could judge about speeds; moreover, he had important business for his excuse, but Bunny was to start for school early, and the rest of the time he would be driving for pleasure. He might take out others in his car, but he must never let anyone drive the car but himself; Dad had no money to run a free garage for a high school fraternity, and it would be convenient for Bunny to be able to say, once for all, that his father had laid down the law in that matter.

Before starting his new job, Bunny had what parents call a "serious talk," and it was pretty curious and puzzling. First, his dad was going to get him a car, but there were rules that came with it. Bunny had to promise never to speed, whether he was in the city or outside of it; and that definitely showed a strange double standard in morals! But his dad addressed it honestly; he was grown-up enough to judge speeds. Plus, he had important business to justify it, but Bunny was supposed to leave for school early, and the rest of the time he would be driving just for fun. He could take friends in his car, but he could never let anyone else drive it; his dad didn’t have the money to run a free garage for a high school group, and it would be helpful for Bunny to say upfront that his father made the rules about that.

Furthermore, Dad wanted Bunny to promise him not to smoke tobacco or drink liquor until he was twenty-one. Here again was the “double standard,” and Dad was frank about it. He had learned to smoke, but wished he hadn’t; if Bunny wanted to acquire the habit, it was his right, but Dad thought he ought to wait until he was old enough to know what he was doing, and until he had got his full growth. And the same applied to liquor. Dad drank very little now, but there had been a time in his life when he had come close to becoming a drunkard, and so he was afraid of it, and Bunny’s being allowed to go to college—at least on Dad’s money—would have to be dependent upon his promising to avoid the drinking-bouts. Bunny said all right, sure; that was easy enough for him. He would have liked to ask more about Dad’s own story, but he did not quite like to. He had never seen Dad drunk; and it was a startling idea to contemplate.

Furthermore, Dad wanted Bunny to promise him not to smoke cigarettes or drink alcohol until he turned twenty-one. Once again, there was the “double standard,” and Dad was open about it. He had learned to smoke but wished he hadn’t; if Bunny wanted to pick up the habit, that was his choice, but Dad thought he should wait until he was old enough to understand what he was doing and until he had matured fully. The same went for alcohol. Dad barely drank now, but there was a time in his life when he nearly became an alcoholic, so he was wary of it, and Bunny being able to go to college—at least on Dad’s dime—would depend on his promise to stay away from binge drinking. Bunny said sure, that was easy enough for him. He would have liked to ask more about Dad’s own experience, but he hesitated. He had never seen Dad drunk, and the thought was shocking to consider.

Finally there was the matter of women; and here, apparently, Dad could not bring himself to be frank. Two things he said: first, Bunny was known to have a father with a pile of money, and this exposed him to one of the worst perils of young men. All kinds of women would be a-tryin’ to get a-hold of him, jist in order to get him to spend money on them, or to blackmail him; and Bunny would be disposed to trust women, so he must be warned about this. Dad told him dreadful stories about rich young men, and the women into whose hands they had fallen, and how it had wrecked their lives and brought shame upon their families. And then, there was the matter of disease; loose women were very apt to have diseases, and Dad told something about this, and about the quacks who prey upon ignorant and frightened boys. If one got into trouble of that sort, one must go to a first-class doctor.

Finally, there was the issue of women, and here, it seemed, Dad couldn’t bring himself to be straightforward. He mentioned two things: first, Bunny was known to have a wealthy father, which exposed him to one of the biggest pitfalls for young men. All sorts of women would try to latch onto him just to get him to spend money on them or even to blackmail him; and Bunny would likely be inclined to trust women, so he needed to be warned about this. Dad shared horror stories about rich young men and the women who had taken advantage of them, detailing how it had ruined their lives and brought disgrace to their families. Then, there was the issue of diseases; promiscuous women were often likely to have diseases, and Dad touched on this and the frauds who prey on clueless and scared boys. If one got into that kind of trouble, they needed to see a top-notch doctor.

And that was all Dad had to say. Bunny took it gratefully, but he wished there might have been more; he would have liked to ask his father many questions, but he could not bring himself to do it, in the face of his father’s evident shrinking. Dad’s manner and attitude seemed to say that there was something so inherently evil about sex that you jist couldn’t bring yourself to talk about it; it was a part of your life that you lived in the dark, and never dragged out into the light. Bunny’s idea was that his father’s discourse didn’t apply very much to himself. He knew there were dirty boys, but he was not one, and never expected to be.

And that was all Dad had to say. Bunny accepted it gratefully, but he wished there could have been more; he wanted to ask his father many questions, but he couldn't bring himself to do it, considering his father's clear discomfort. Dad's way of acting seemed to suggest that there was something fundamentally wrong about sex that you just couldn't discuss; it was a part of your life that you lived in the shadows and never brought into the open. Bunny thought that his father's words didn't really apply to him. He knew there were disrespectful boys, but he wasn't one of them, and he never expected to be.

The matter was made easier for Bunny by the fact that he very soon fell severely in love. There were such swarms of charming young feminine things in the school, it was simply not possible to escape them, especially when your possessions and social standing were such that so many of them set out after you! Some young misses were too bold in their advances, or too obviously coy, and repelled the shy lad; the one who secured him was very demure and still, so that his imagination could endow her with romantic qualities. Rosie Taintor was her name, and she had hair that made a tail half-way down her back, and was fluffy on her forehead, with golden glints; she was even more shy than Bunny, and had little conversation, but that was not necessary, for she had a great power of admiration, and had a phrase by which she expressed it: things were “wonderful”; they grew more and more “wonderful,” with soulful, mysterious whispers; the oil business was especially “wonderful,” and Rosie never tired of being told about it, which pleased Bunny, who had much to tell. Rosie’s father, and also her mother, were dentists, and this is not an especially romantic occupation, so naturally the child thought it thrilling to dash about the country as Bunny did, and direct armies of labor, and command vast treasures to flow out of the earth.

The situation became easier for Bunny because he quickly fell head over heels in love. There were so many charming young women at the school that it was impossible to avoid them, especially since his traits and social status attracted so many of them! Some girls were too forward in their approaches or too obviously shy, which made Bunny uncomfortable; the one who captured his heart was very modest and reserved, allowing his imagination to fill her with romantic qualities. Her name was Rosie Taintor, and her hair cascaded halfway down her back, fluffy on her forehead with golden highlights; she was even shier than Bunny and didn’t talk much, but that didn’t matter because she had a powerful way of showing admiration, expressing that things were “wonderful.” Everything grew more and more “wonderful” with her soulful, mysterious whispers; the oil business was especially “wonderful,” and Rosie never got tired of hearing about it, which made Bunny happy since he had plenty to share. Rosie’s parents were both dentists, which isn’t exactly a romantic job, so naturally, she found it thrilling to travel around the country like Bunny did, leading teams of workers and commanding incredible riches to emerge from the earth.

Bunny would take her for rides; and when they were out in the country, where it was safe, Bunny would drive with one hand, and the other hand would rest on Rosie’s, and truly “wonderful” were the thrills that would steal over both of them. They were content to ride that way for hours; or to get out and wander in the hills, and gather wild flowers, and sit and watch the sunset. Bunny was full of reverence, and when once or twice he dared so far as to place a kiss upon his adored one’s cheek, it was with almost religious awe. When the weather was not suitable for outdoor courtship, he would visit her home, where the mother and father had a hobby, the collecting of old English prints; these were framed on all the walls, and there were stacks of them you could look at, quaint eighteenth-century scenes of hunting gentlemen in red coats with packs of hounds, and red-cheeked barmaids serving pots of ale to topers with big pipes. Bunny would look at these for hours—for it took only one hand to turn them over. What is there that is not “wonderful,” when you are so young, and at the same time so good? It made Bunny walk on air, just to buy a new straw hat, and meet his chosen one upon the street, and anticipate her comments!

Bunny would take her for drives, and when they were out in the countryside, where it felt safe, Bunny would steer with one hand while the other rested on Rosie’s. The thrill that washed over both of them was truly “wonderful.” They were happy to ride like that for hours or to get out and explore the hills, picking wildflowers and sitting to watch the sunset. Bunny felt a deep respect, and when he gathered the courage to place a kiss on his beloved's cheek, it was almost with a sense of sacredness. When the weather wasn't right for outdoor romance, he would visit her home, where her parents had a passion for collecting old English prints. These were framed on all the walls, and there were piles of them to look through—charming 18th-century scenes of hunting men in red coats with packs of hounds, and rosy-cheeked barmaids serving pints of ale to men with big pipes. Bunny could spend hours looking at these, since it only took one hand to flip them over. What isn't "wonderful" when you're that young and so pure? Just buying a new straw hat and then running into his special one on the street made Bunny feel like he was floating, especially as he looked forward to her comments!

II

When Dad took his business trips now he took them alone; that is, unless he could arrange them for week-ends and holidays. He didn’t like going alone; and Bunny for his part, always had a part of his mind on Dad, and when Dad got back, he would hear all the details of how things were going.

When Dad went on business trips now, he went by himself; that is, unless he could plan them for weekends and holidays. He didn’t enjoy going solo; and Bunny, for his part, always kept part of his mind on Dad, and when Dad returned, he would listen to all the details about how things were going.

There were six wells now at Lobos River, and they were all “paying big.” Dad had four more drilling, and had deepened eleven of his old Antelope wells, and had a pipe-line there, through which a river of wealth was flowing to him. On the Bankside lease he had six wells, all on production, and he had paid Mr. Bankside something over a million dollars of royalty, and had only got started, so he said. He had a good well on the next lease, the Ross-Wagstaff, and three more drilling, and out about half a mile to the north he was opening up new territory with the Ross-Armitage No. 1.

There were six wells at Lobos River now, and they were all “paying big.” Dad had four more being drilled and had deepened eleven of his old Antelope wells, and a pipeline was running there, through which a stream of wealth was flowing to him. On the Bankside lease, he had six wells, all producing, and he had paid Mr. Bankside over a million dollars in royalties, and he claimed he had only just gotten started. He had a good well on the next lease, the Ross-Wagstaff, and three more being drilled, and about half a mile to the north, he was opening up new territory with the Ross-Armitage No. 1.

It was amazing to see what had happened to the Prospect Hill field. All over the top of the hill and the slopes a forest of oil-derricks had arisen, and had started marching across the fields of cabbages and sugar beets. Seeing them from the distance, in the haze of sunset, you could fancy an army of snails moving forth—the kind which have crests lifted high in the air. When you came near, you heard a roaring and a grumbling, as of Pluto’s realm; at night there was a scene of enchantment, a blur of white and golden lights, with jets of steam, and a glare of leaping flame where they were burning gas that came roaring out of the earth, and which they had no way to use.

It was incredible to see what had happened to the Prospect Hill field. All over the top and slopes of the hill, a forest of oil rigs had popped up, marching across the fields of cabbage and sugar beets. From a distance, in the sunset haze, they looked like an army of snails moving out—those with their crests held high. As you got closer, you could hear a roaring and a grumbling, like something from the underworld; at night, it turned into a magical scene, a blend of white and golden lights, with jets of steam and flickering flames where they burned gas that they had no way to use.

Yes, when you drove past, sitting in a comfortable car, you might mistake it for fairyland. You had to remind yourself that an army of men were working here, working hard in twelve hour shifts, and in peril of life and limb. Also you had to remember the pulling and hauling, the intrigue and treachery, the ruin and blasted hopes; you had to hear Dad’s stories of what was happening to the little fellows, the thousands of investors who had come rushing to the field like moths to a candle-flame. Then your fairyland was turned into a slaughter-house, where the many were ground up into sausages for the breakfast of the few!

Yes, when you drove by in a nice car, you might think it was like a fairy tale. You had to remind yourself that a crew of men were working here, toiling away in twelve-hour shifts, risking their lives. You also had to keep in mind the struggles and deceit, the destruction and shattered dreams; you had to remember Dad’s stories about what was happening to the little guys, the thousands of investors who rushed to the scene like moths drawn to a flame. Then your fairy tale turned into a slaughterhouse, where many were ground down into sausages for the breakfast of the few!

Dad had a big office now, with a manager and half a dozen clerks, and he sat there, like the captain of a battleship in his conning tower. Whatever might happen to the others, Dad took care of himself and his own. He had come to be known as the biggest independent operator in the field, and all sorts of people came to him with propositions; new, wonderful, glowing schemes—with Dad’s reputation for solidity, he could organize a ten or twenty million dollar company, and the investing public would flock to him. But Dad turned all such things down; he would wait, he told Bunny, until Bunny was grown up, and through with this here education business. They would have a pile of cash by that time and would do something sure enough big. And Bunny said all right, that suited him. He hoped the “something big” might be at Paradise, for then he would have a real share in it. Dad said, sure, the Watkins ranch was his discovery, and when they come to drill there, the well would be known as the Ross Junior.

Dad had a big office now, with a manager and a few clerks, and he sat there like the captain of a battleship in his control center. No matter what happened to the others, Dad took care of himself and his family. He had become known as the biggest independent operator in the industry, and all kinds of people came to him with offers; new, amazing, flashy ideas—with Dad’s reputation for stability, he could set up a ten or twenty million dollar company, and investors would flock to him. But Dad turned all those down; he told Bunny he would wait until Bunny was grown up and done with school. By that time, they would have a lot of money and do something really big. Bunny agreed; that sounded good to him. He hoped the “something big” would be at Paradise, because then he would have a real share in it. Dad replied, of course, the Watkins ranch was his find, and when they drill there, the well would be known as the Ross Junior.

They had made no move there; they were waiting, because of an unfortunate slip-up in the negotiations for the land. An unkind fate had willed that Mr. Bandy, owner of the big Bandy tract, had been away from home on the day that Mr. Hardacre had collected his options; and when Mr. Bandy got back, and learned about all the sudden purchases, he became suspicious, and decided that he would hold onto his land. At least, it amounted to that, for he raised his price from five dollars an acre to fifty! What made this especially bad, the Bandy tract lay right next to the Watkins section; it was over a thousand acres, and ran near to where Dad and Bunny had found the oil—in fact, Dad thought the streak of oil was on Mr. Bandy’s land, he couldn’t be sure without a survey. They would wait, Dad said, and let Mr. Bandy stay in pickle for a few years. It was like a cat watching a gopher hole, and which would get tired first. Bunny asked which was Mr. Bandy, the cat or the gopher; and Dad replied that if anybody ever mistook Jim Ross for a gopher, he would jist try to show them their mistake.

They hadn’t made any move there; they were waiting because of a mishap in the land negotiations. Unfortunately, Mr. Bandy, owner of the large Bandy tract, had been away from home when Mr. Hardacre collected his options. When Mr. Bandy returned and learned about all the sudden purchases, he became suspicious and decided to hold onto his land. At least that’s what it amounted to because he raised his price from five dollars an acre to fifty! What made this especially frustrating was that the Bandy tract was right next to the Watkins section; it was over a thousand acres and was close to where Dad and Bunny had found the oil—in fact, Dad thought the oil streak was on Mr. Bandy’s land, but he couldn't be sure without a survey. They would wait, Dad said, and let Mr. Bandy stew for a few years. It was like a cat watching a gopher hole, which would get tired first. Bunny asked which was Mr. Bandy, the cat or the gopher; and Dad replied that if anyone ever mistook Jim Ross for a gopher, he would just try to show them their mistake.

So they were waiting. Some day that mythical relative of Dad’s, who was an invalid, was coming into those rocky hills and tend a few thousand goats; and meantime most of the ranches were rented to the people who had formerly owned them. Three or four were vacant, but Dad didn’t worry about that; he would leave them to the quail, he said, and told Mr. Hardacre to put up a thousand “No Trespassing” signs over the whole twelve thousand acres he had bought, so as to impress Mr. Bandy with Dad’s gluttonous attitude toward small game.

So they were waiting. Someday that mythical relative of Dad’s, who was disabled, was coming to those rocky hills to take care of a few thousand goats; meanwhile, most of the ranches were rented out to the people who had previously owned them. Three or four were empty, but Dad didn’t worry about that; he said he would leave them to the quail and told Mr. Hardacre to put up a thousand “No Trespassing” signs all over the twelve thousand acres he had bought, just to impress Mr. Bandy with Dad’s greedy attitude toward small game.

III

The greater part of the civilized world had gone to war. The newspapers which Dad and Bunny read turned themselves into posters, with streamer-heads all the way across the page, telling every day of battles and campaigns in which thousands, and perhaps tens of thousands of men had lost their lives. To people in California, so peaceful and prosperous, this was a tale of “old, unhappy far-off things,” impossible to make real to yourself. America had officially declared neutrality; which meant that in the “current events” class, where Bunny learned what was going on in the world, the teacher was expected to deal with the war objectively, and to rebuke any child who expressed a partisanship offensive to any other child. To business men like Dad it meant that they would make money out of both sides; they would sell to the Allies direct, and they would sell to the Central powers by way of agents in Holland and Scandinavia, and they would raise a howl when the British tried to stop this by the blockade.

The majority of the civilized world had gone to war. The newspapers that Dad and Bunny read transformed into huge posters, with bold headlines stretching across the pages, reporting daily on battles and campaigns where thousands, maybe even tens of thousands, of men had died. For people in California, who were so peaceful and prosperous, this felt like a story of “old, unhappy far-off things,” something impossible to grasp. America had officially declared neutrality, which meant that in the “current events” class, where Bunny learned about what was happening in the world, the teacher was expected to discuss the war impartially and to call out any student who showed bias that upset another student. For businesspeople like Dad, it meant they could profit from both sides; they would sell directly to the Allies and also sell to the Central Powers through agents in Holland and Scandinavia, and they would raise a fuss when the British tried to stop this with their blockade.

The price of “gas” of course began to mount immediately. It seemed to Bunny a rather dreadful thing that Dad’s millions should be multiplied out of the collective agony of the rest of the world; but Dad said that was rubbish, it wasn’t his fault that people in Europe insisted on fighting, and if they wanted things he had to sell, they would pay him the market price. When speculators came to him, showing how he, with his big supply of cash, could make a quick turn-over, buying shoes, or ships, or sealing-wax, or other articles of combat, Dad would reply that he knew one business, which was oil, and he had made his way in life by sticking to what he knew. When representatives of the warring powers invited him to sign contracts to deliver oil, he would answer that nothing gave him more pleasure than to sign such contracts; but they must change their European bonds into good American dollars, and pay him with these latter. He would offer to take them to the little roadside restaurant where they could see the sign: “We have an arrangement with our bank; the bank does not sell soup, and we do not cash checks.”

The price of gas, of course, started to rise immediately. Bunny thought it was pretty awful that Dad's millions were being made from the suffering of the rest of the world; but Dad said that was nonsense, it wasn’t his fault that people in Europe kept fighting, and if they wanted things he was selling, they would pay him the market price. When speculators approached him, showing how he, with his large supply of cash, could turn a quick profit buying shoes, or ships, or sealing wax, or other wartime goods, Dad would reply that he knew one business, which was oil, and he had succeeded in life by sticking to what he knew. When representatives of the warring countries asked him to sign contracts to supply oil, he would say that nothing made him happier than to sign such contracts; but they had to convert their European bonds into good American dollars and pay him with that. He would offer to take them to the little roadside diner where they could see the sign: “We have an arrangement with our bank; the bank does not sell soup, and we do not cash checks.”

On the basis of his father’s reputation for unlimited resources and invincible integrity, Bunny had been chosen treasurer of the freshman football team, a position of grave responsibility, which entitled him to sit on the side-lines and help the cheer-leaders. While on the other side of the world men were staggering about in darkness and mud and snow, blind with fatigue, or with their eyes shot out, or their entrails dragging in the dirt, the sun would be shining in California, and Bunny would be facing a crowd of one or two thousand school children, lined up on benches and shrieking in unison: “Rah, rah, rah, slippery, slam!—wallibazoo, bazim, bazam! Beach City.” He would come home radiant, with barely enough voice left to tell the score; and Aunt Emma would sit beaming—he was being like other boys, and the Ross family was taking its position in society.

Based on his father’s reputation for limitless resources and unshakeable integrity, Bunny was chosen as the treasurer of the freshman football team, a role that came with serious responsibility and allowed him to sit on the sidelines and assist the cheerleaders. Meanwhile, on the other side of the world, men were stumbling through darkness, mud, and snow, exhausted, or with their eyes shot out, or their guts dragging in the dirt. The sun would be shining in California, and Bunny would be in front of a crowd of one or two thousand school children, lined up on benches, shouting in unison: “Rah, rah, rah, slippery, slam!—wallibazoo, bazim, bazam! Beach City.” He would come home glowing, hardly able to speak from cheering, and Aunt Emma would sit there beaming—he was acting like other boys, and the Ross family was making its mark in society.

The Christmas holidays came; and Dad was working too hard, everybody declared; and Bunny said, “Let’s go after quail!” It wasn’t so hard to pull him loose now, for they had their own game-preserve—it sounded most magnificent, and it would obviously be a great waste not to use it. So they packed up their camping outfit, and drove to Paradise, and pitched their tent under the live oak tree; and there was the ranch, and the Watkins family, the same as before, except that the row of children was a couple of inches taller, and the girls each had a new dress to cover their growing brown legs. Things were a whole lot easier with the family, since they had an income of fifteen dollars a month from the bank, instead of an outgo of ten dollars.

The Christmas holidays arrived; and Dad was working too hard, everyone said; and Bunny suggested, “Let’s go hunt quail!” It was easier to get him to take a break now since they had their own game preserve—it sounded amazing, and it would obviously be a huge waste not to use it. So they packed their camping gear, drove to Paradise, and set up their tent under the live oak tree; and there was the ranch, and the Watkins family, just like before, except the kids were a couple of inches taller, and the girls each had a new dress to cover their growing brown legs. Life was much easier for the family now, since they had an income of fifteen dollars a month from the bank, instead of spending ten dollars.

Well, Dad and Bunny went after the quail, and got a bagful; and incidentally they examined the streak of oil, now grown dry and hard, and covered with sand and dust. They went back to camp and had a good feed, and then came Ruth, to get their soiled dishes; she was taking Eli’s place, she explained, because Eli had been called to attend Mrs. Puffer, that was ill with pains in her head. Eli had been doing a power of good with his healing, it had made a great stir, and people were coming from all over to have him lay hands on them. Bunny asked if Ruth had heard from Paul, and she answered that he had come to see her a couple of months ago, and was getting along all right.

Well, Dad and Bunny went after the quail and got a bagful. They also checked out the streak of oil, which was now dry and hard, covered in sand and dust. They went back to camp and had a good meal, and then Ruth arrived to collect their dirty dishes. She explained that she was filling in for Eli because he had been called to help Mrs. Puffer, who was suffering from headaches. Eli had been doing a lot of good with his healing skills, creating quite a buzz, and people were coming from all over to have him lay hands on them. Bunny asked if Ruth had heard from Paul, and she replied that he had come to see her a couple of months ago and was doing okay.

She seemed a little shy, and Bunny thought it might be on account of Dad lying there listening, so he strolled back to the house with her, and on the way Ruth confided to him that Paul had brought her a book to read, to show her she didn’t have to believe the Bible if she didn’t want to; and Pap had caught her with that book, and he had took it away and threw it in the fire, and had whaled her good.

She appeared a bit shy, and Bunny thought it might be because Dad was lying there listening, so he walked back to the house with her, and on the way, Ruth told him that Paul had given her a book to read, to show her that she didn’t have to believe the Bible if she didn’t want to; and Pap had found her with that book, taken it away, and thrown it in the fire, and had really punished her.

Bunny was horrified. “You mean he beat you?” And Ruth nodded; she meant that. “What did he use?” cried Bunny, and she answered that he had used a strap off’n the harness. “And did he hurt you?” She answered that he had hurt right smart, it had been a week afore she was able to sit down. She was a little surprised at his indignation, for it didn’t seem to her out of the way that a girl almost sixteen years old should be “whaled” by her Pap; he meant it for her good, he thought it was his duty to save her soul from hell-fire. And Bunny could see that Ruth wasn’t sure but her Pap might be right.

Bunny was horrified. “You mean he hit you?” Ruth nodded; she meant that. “What did he use?” Bunny exclaimed, and she replied that he had used a strap from the harness. “And did he hurt you?” Bunny asked. She said that it hurt quite a bit; it had taken a week before she could sit down. She was a little surprised by his outrage, as it didn't seem unusual to her that a girl nearly sixteen should get “whaled” by her dad; he thought he was doing it for her own good, believing it was his duty to save her soul from hellfire. And Bunny could see that Ruth wasn’t entirely convinced her dad might not be right.

“What was the book?” he asked, and she told him it was called “The Age of Reason”; it was an old-time book, and maybe Bunny had heard of it. Bunny never had; but naturally, he resolved to find a copy, and read it, and tell Ruth all that was in it.

“What was the book?” he asked, and she told him it was called “The Age of Reason”; it was an old book, and maybe Bunny had heard of it. Bunny hadn’t; but of course, he decided to find a copy, read it, and tell Ruth everything that was in it.

He went back to his father, and poured out his indignation; but Dad took much the same view of the matter as Ruth. Of course it was a shame for a child to be whipped for trying to get knowledge, but old Abel Watkins was the boss in his own family, and had the right to discipline his children. Dad said he had heard of the book; it was by a famous “infidel” named Tom Paine, who had had something to do with the American Revolution. Dad had never read the book, but it was easy to understand how Mr. Watkins had been outraged by it; if Paul was reading such things, he had surely traveled far.

He went back to his dad and expressed his frustration, but Dad felt pretty much the same way as Ruth. Of course, it was unfair for a kid to be punished for seeking knowledge, but old Abel Watkins was in charge of his own family and had the right to discipline his kids. Dad mentioned he had heard of the book; it was by a well-known "infidel" named Tom Paine, who had something to do with the American Revolution. Dad had never read the book, but he could easily see why Mr. Watkins was upset by it; if Paul was reading stuff like that, he had certainly come a long way.

Bunny couldn’t rest there; it was too horrible that Ruth should be beaten because she tried to use her mind. Bunny kept talking about it all afternoon, there ought to be a law to prevent such a thing. Dad said the law would only interfere in case the father had used unusual and cruel punishment. Bunny insisted that Dad ought to do something, and Dad laughed, and asked if Bunny wanted him to adopt Ruth. Bunny didn’t want that, but he thought Dad should use his influence with the old man. To this Dad answered, it would be foolish to try to reason with a crank like that, the more you argued the more set he would become; what influence Dad possessed, he had got by pretending to agree with the old man’s delusions.

Bunny couldn’t relax; it was awful that Ruth got beaten for thinking for herself. Bunny kept talking about it all afternoon, saying there should be a law against that. Dad said the law would only step in if the father had used some extreme and cruel punishment. Bunny insisted that Dad should take action, and Dad just laughed, asking if Bunny wanted him to adopt Ruth. Bunny didn’t want that, but he thought Dad should use his influence with the old man. Dad replied that it would be pointless to try to reason with a guy like that; the more you argued, the more stubborn he’d get. The influence Dad had came from pretending to go along with the old man’s crazy ideas.

But Bunny wouldn’t drop the subject—Dad could do something if he would, and he absolutely must. And so Dad thought for a bit, and then he said: “I’ll tell you, son; what you and me have got to do is to get a new religion.” Bunny knew this tone—his father was “kidding” him, and so he waited patiently. Yes, Dad said, they would have to elaborate the True Word; they must make it one of the cardinal points in this Word that girls were never to be beaten by men. There would have to be a special revelation, jist on that point, said Dad; and so Bunny began to take an interest. Dad asked him questions about Paul, what Paul believed, and what Paul had said about Ruth, and what Ruth had told him about herself. Bunny realized that Dad was going to try something, and he waited.

But Bunny wouldn’t let it go—Dad could do something if he wanted to, and he really had to. So Dad thought about it for a moment, then he said: “I’ll tell you, son; what we need to do is come up with a new religion.” Bunny recognized this tone—his father was “joking” with him, so he waited patiently. Yes, Dad said, they would need to develop the True Word; they should make it one of the main principles that girls were never to be hurt by men. There would need to be a special revelation just on that point, Dad said; and Bunny started to pay attention. Dad asked him questions about Paul, what Paul believed, and what Paul had said about Ruth, and what Ruth had shared about herself. Bunny realized that Dad was going to try something, and he waited.

They shot some more quail, and came back and built a big camp-fire, and had a jolly supper, and then Dad said, “Now let’s go start that there religion.” So they strolled down to the cabin, Dad in deep thought, and Bunny on tiptoe with curiosity—for you never could tell what Dad would do when he was in a mood of mischief. In after years the boy used to look back upon this moment and marvel; what would their emotions have been, had they been able to foresee the consequences of their jest—a “revival” movement that was to shake the whole State of California, or at any rate the rural portion of it, and of several states adjoining!

They shot some more quail, then came back and built a big campfire, had a fun supper, and then Dad said, “Now let’s go start that religion.” So they walked over to the cabin, Dad deep in thought, and Bunny on tiptoe with curiosity—because you never knew what Dad would do when he was feeling mischievous. Later in life, the boy would look back on this moment and wonder; what would their feelings have been if they had been able to foresee the consequences of their joke—a “revival” movement that would shake the whole State of California, or at least the rural parts of it, and even several neighboring states!

IV

Well, old Mr. Watkins invited them cordially to come in; and Sadie and Meelie gave up their chairs and sat on a box or something in a corner of the room. It was the first time that Bunny had been inside the Watkins’ home, and it gave him a shuddering sense of poverty. It was bare boards inside, the same as out; there was a big, unpainted table, and six unpainted chairs, a few shelves with crockery, a few pans hanging on the wall, and a stove that rested on a stone where one leg was broken. That was everything, literally everything—save for a feeble kerosene lamp, which enabled you to see the rest. There were two other rooms to the cabin, one for the husband and wife, and the other for the three girls, who slept in one bed. Attached to the back of the house was a shed with two bunks against the wall, the top one occupied by Eli, and the other vacant, a reminder of the sheep that had strayed.

Well, old Mr. Watkins warmly invited them in; Sadie and Meelie gave up their chairs and sat on a box or something in a corner of the room. It was the first time Bunny had been inside the Watkins' home, and it filled him with a shuddering sense of poverty. The inside had bare wooden floors, just like outside; there was a large, unpainted table, six unpainted chairs, a few shelves with dishes, a couple of pans hanging on the wall, and a stove that rested on a stone with one broken leg. That was everything, literally everything—except for a weak kerosene lamp, which allowed you to see the rest. There were two other rooms in the cabin, one for the husband and wife, and the other for the three girls, who all slept in one bed. Attached to the back of the house was a shed with two bunks against the wall, the top one occupied by Eli, and the other vacant, a reminder of the sheep that had strayed.

Eli was in the room, having come back from his expedition. Eli was now eighteen, and had attained the full stature of a man; also his voice was that of a man, except that now and then it cracked and went up in a way that would have been comical, if anybody that listened to Eli ever had a sense of fun. Just now he was telling his parents and wondering sisters how the Holy Spirit had blessed him again, the shivers had seized him, and old Mrs. Puffer had been instantly relieved of her pains. Mr. Watkins said “Amen!” three or four times, very loud, and then he turned to Dad, remarking, “The Lord blesses us in our children.” Dad said yes, that was true, possibly more true than they knew; he asked, had Mr. Watkins ever thought of the possibility that the Lord might send a new revelation into the world? And instantly you could see the family sit up, and fix their eyes upon Dad, the whole six of them, as rigid as so many statues. What did their visitor mean?

Eli was in the room, having just returned from his expedition. Eli was now eighteen and had fully grown into a man; his voice also sounded like a man's, although it occasionally cracked and went up in a way that would have been funny if anyone listening to Eli ever found humor in things. Right now, he was telling his parents and curious sisters how the Holy Spirit had blessed him again, how he felt shivers, and how old Mrs. Puffer had been instantly relieved of her pain. Mr. Watkins exclaimed “Amen!” three or four times very loudly, then turned to Dad, saying, “The Lord blesses us in our children.” Dad agreed, noting that was true, perhaps more true than they realized; he asked if Mr. Watkins had ever considered the possibility that the Lord might send a new revelation into the world. Immediately, you could see the family sit up and focus their eyes on Dad, all six of them as stiff as statues. What did their visitor mean?

Dad explained: there had been two revelations so far, to be found in the old and the new testaments; why mightn’t it be that the Holy Spirit was preparing another? For a long time the followers of the True Word had awaited this fulfillment; the promise was in the Book, for anyone to read. This New Dispensation would supersede the others, and naturally would have to be different from the others, and the followers of the old message might fail to recognize it, jist like the previous case. Didn’t that seem reasonable? Dad asked; and Mr. Watkins answered promptly that it did, and for Dad to go on. So Dad said that this True Word was to be revealed through the minds of men, and would be a message of freedom; the Holy Spirit wanted us to seek boldly, and not be afraid; and presently out of the seeking of many minds the Truth would come—perhaps from some one who had been despised and rejected, that would become the corner stone of the new temple. Dad said all this with the deepest solemnity, and Bunny listened, not a little bewildered; he had never had any idea that Dad knew so much Bible-talk—as much as any preacher!

Dad explained that there had been two revelations so far, found in the old and new testaments; why shouldn't the Holy Spirit be preparing another one? For a long time, the followers of the True Word had been waiting for this fulfillment; the promise was in the Book for anyone to read. This New Dispensation would replace the others and, naturally, would need to be different from them, and the followers of the old message might not recognize it, just like before. Didn’t that seem reasonable? Dad asked; and Mr. Watkins quickly agreed it did and encouraged Dad to continue. So Dad said that this True Word would be revealed through the minds of people and would be a message of freedom; the Holy Spirit wanted us to seek boldly and not be afraid; and eventually, from the seeking of many minds, the Truth would emerge—perhaps from someone who had been overlooked and rejected, who would become the cornerstone of the new temple. Dad spoke all of this with deep seriousness, and Bunny listened, somewhat confused; he had never realized that Dad knew so much about the Bible—just as much as any preacher!

So it seemed to the Watkins family also. The old man drank in every word, and insisted that Dad should reveal to them all he knew. And Dad told them that they had one son, whose words had been reported to him, and seemed to him to bear the true spirit of the Third Revelation. Dad had met this son, and been struck by his appearance, for he looked jist like what followers of the True Word had been taught to expect—he was tall, and had fair hair and blue eyes, and his look was grave and his voice deep. So Dad believed that the bearer of this message of freedom, to which they were charged to listen, was their eldest son, Paul, whom they mistakenly had driven from among them.

So it seemed to the Watkins family too. The old man soaked in every word and insisted that Dad should share everything he knew. Dad told them that they had one son, whose words had been shared with him and seemed to capture the true spirit of the Third Revelation. Dad had met this son and was struck by his appearance, as he looked just like what followers of the True Word were taught to expect—he was tall, had fair hair and blue eyes, and his expression was serious with a deep voice. So Dad believed that the messenger of this message of freedom, which they were meant to listen to, was their eldest son, Paul, whom they had mistakenly driven away.

Well, you should have seen the sensation in that family! Old Mr. Watkins sat with his jaw dropped down, as thunder-struck as if Dad had sprouted a pair of angel’s wings before his eyes. Mrs. Watkins’ thin face wore a look of utter rapture, and her two stringy hands were clasped together in front of her chin. As for Ruth, she seemed just about ready to slide off her chair and onto her knees. Everybody seemed to be pleased but one, and that was Eli. Eli was glaring at Dad, and suddenly he sprang from his chair, his face contorted; he shouted, and his voice cracked, and went up shrill and piercing: “Can he show the signs?” And as Dad delayed to answer, he shouted again, “I say, can he show the signs? Has he healen the sick? Has he casted out devils? Do the lame rise up and walk? Do the dying take up their beds? Tell me that! Tell me!”

Well, you should have seen the excitement in that family! Old Mr. Watkins sat there with his mouth hanging open, looking as shocked as if Dad had sprouted a pair of angel wings right in front of him. Mrs. Watkins had a thin face that radiated pure joy, and her two frail hands were clasped together in front of her chin. As for Ruth, she looked like she was about to slide off her chair and onto her knees. Everyone seemed happy except for one person, and that was Eli. Eli was glaring at Dad, and suddenly he jumped up from his chair, his face twisted in anger; he shouted, his voice cracking and rising to a high, piercing pitch: “Can he show the signs?” And when Dad hesitated to answer, he shouted again, “I said, can he show the signs? Has he healed the sick? Has he cast out demons? Do the lame get up and walk? Do the dying take up their beds? Tell me that! Tell me!”

Well, sir, it floored Dad; for Eli was the last person in the room from whom he would have expected an onslaught. Dad thought of Eli as a gawky farm yokel, who came, with no socks on, and pants that did not reach his shoe-tops, to bring the milk and take away the dirty dishes; but here was Eli, transformed into a prophet of the Lord, and blazing, after a fashion not unknown to prophets, with a white flame of jealousy! “I am him who the Holy Spirit has blessed! I am him who the Lord hath chosen to show the signs! Look at me, I say—look at me! Ain’t my hair fair and my eyes blue? Ain’t my face grave and my voice deep?”—and sure enough, Eli’s voice had gone down again, and Eli was a grown man, a seer of visions and pronouncer of dooms. “I say beware of he that cometh as a serpent creeping in the night, to tempt the souls of they that waver! I say, beware the spawns of Satan, that lure the soul with false doctrine, and blast away the Rock of Ages! I give the signs, that all men may know! I stand by the Four Square Gospel, that was good enough for my fathers and is good enough for me! Glory Hallelujah, and Salvation unto they that has washed their sins in the Blood of the Lamb! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!”

Well, sir, it shocked Dad; because Eli was the last person in the room he would have expected to go off like that. Dad thought of Eli as a clumsy farmhand, who showed up without socks and in pants that didn't reach his shoes, just to bring the milk and take away the dirty dishes; but here was Eli, transformed into a messenger of the Lord, burning with a white flame of jealousy just like some prophets do! “I am the one blessed by the Holy Spirit! I am the one chosen by the Lord to show the signs! Look at me, I say—look at me! Aren't my hair and my eyes striking? Isn’t my face serious and my voice deep?”—and sure enough, Eli’s voice had dropped again, and Eli was a grown man, a seer of visions and a predictor of doom. “I say beware of him who comes like a serpent creeping in the night, to tempt the souls of those that doubt! I say, beware of the spawn of Satan, that lure the soul with false teachings, and destroy the Rock of Ages! I give the signs so that all may know! I stand by the Four Square Gospel, which was good enough for my ancestors and is good enough for me! Glory Hallelujah, and Salvation to those who have washed their sins in the Blood of the Lamb! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!”

Eli flung up his hands with a mighty shriek, and old Mr. Watkins rose from his chair, and shouted “Glory! Glory!” And then a horrible thing began to happen, right there before your eyes; a kind of convulsion seized upon Eli, his eyes rolled up, and foam appeared at his lips, and a series of wriggles started at his shoulders and ran out at his finger tips; and his knees began to knock together, and his features to work in a kaleidescope of idiocy. He began to bellow, in an enormous voice, that you would never have dreamed could be contained in a body of his size; and what he said was—but you couldn’t reproduce it, because no one can recollect a jabber of syllables, and anyhow, it would look too silly on a printed page. But it had some kind of spell for old Mr. Watkins, it caused him to throw his two hands up into the air, and jerk his arms as if he were trying to jump up to heaven with them. “Let go! Let go!” he shrieked, and began to double up and straighten out again as if he had been shot through the middle; and old Mrs. Watkins:—poor frail little woman, made of nothing but bones and whipcord covered with skin—began to rock and sway in her chair, and the two little girls slid off onto the floor and wallowed on their stomachs, and Ruth sat white-faced and terrified, gazing at the two strangers, and from them to Eli, bellowing his jabber of syllables like a furious malediction at Dad.

Eli threw his hands up with a loud scream, and old Mr. Watkins jumped out of his chair, shouting, “Glory! Glory!” Then, a terrible thing started happening right before your eyes; Eli was seized by a kind of convulsion, his eyes rolled back, foam appeared on his lips, and a series of spasms began at his shoulders and shot out to his fingertips. His knees started knocking together, and his face twisted in a wild display of confusion. He began to roar in a huge voice that you’d never expect could come from someone his size; and what he said was—but you couldn’t repeat it, because no one can remember a jumble of sounds, and anyway, it would look too silly on a printed page. But it had some sort of impact on old Mr. Watkins, making him throw his hands up in the air and jerk his arms as if he were trying to leap up to heaven with them. “Let go! Let go!” he shouted, doubling over and straightening up again as if he had been shot in the middle; and old Mrs. Watkins:—poor fragile little woman, made of nothing but bones and skin—began to rock and sway in her chair, while the two little girls slid off onto the floor and flopped on their stomachs, and Ruth sat pale and terrified, staring at the two strangers, then back at Eli, who was bellowing his jumble of sounds like an angry curse at Dad.

And that was the end of it. Dad backed out, and Bunny with him, and the two of them crept away through the darkness to their camp; and all the way Dad whispered, “Jesus Christ!”

And that was it. Dad backed out, and Bunny followed him, and the two of them quietly made their way through the darkness to their camp; and all the way Dad kept whispering, “Jesus Christ!”

V

The next day was Sunday, or the Sabbath, as the Watkinses called it; and by the time Dad and Bunny had got their breakfast in the morning, the family had hitched up their one old horse to their one old wagon, and departed—the father and mother riding, and the four young people walking ahead, on their way to the weekly debauch at the Apostolic Church of Paradise.

The next day was Sunday, or the Sabbath, as the Watkinses called it; and by the time Dad and Bunny finished their breakfast that morning, the family had hitched their one old horse to their one old wagon and set off—the parents riding while the four young people walked ahead, making their way to the weekly gathering at the Apostolic Church of Paradise.

That left Dad and Bunny to hunt quail, undisturbed by public opinion; and in the afternoon they got into their car, and rode about to make an inspection of the domain they had purchased, and to meet some of the neighbors, now their tenants. Dad had a map, showing the various tracts, and as they drove he was laying out roads and other improvements in his mind; some day this country would all be settled, he said—and the thing to begin with was a rock-crusher! There came riding along the fellow on horseback whom they had met the first time; they knew now that it was young Bandy, the son of their enemy, and they exchanged greetings—the cat and the gopher being polite!

That left Dad and Bunny to hunt quail, free from public opinion. In the afternoon, they got in their car and drove around to check out the land they had bought and to meet some of the neighbors, who were now their tenants. Dad had a map showing the different plots, and as they drove, he was picturing roads and other improvements in his mind. One day, this area would be fully developed, he said—and the first step should be a rock-crusher! Then, they saw the guy on horseback whom they had met the first time; they now knew it was young Bandy, the son of their rival, and they exchanged polite greetings—the cat and the gopher being courteous!

They rode up into one of the arroyos where there was a vacant ranch, the Rascum place. They were surprised to find a charming little bungalow, with a good porch in front, completely buried under a bougainvillea vine, which would be a mass of purple blossoms in the spring. “Gee, Dad,” exclaimed Bunny, “this is where we ought to come and stay!” The other answered, there should be somebody to keep it up; there was a well here, and with a little fixing it would be quite a place. There was even a cat, and she looked contented; there were plenty of gophers, Dad said, and it was a good sign for victory over Mr. Bandy! They laughed together.

They rode up into one of the arroyos where there was an empty ranch, the Rascum place. They were surprised to find a charming little bungalow with a nice porch in front, completely covered in a bougainvillea vine, which would bloom with a sea of purple flowers in the spring. “Wow, Dad,” Bunny exclaimed, “we should definitely come and stay here!” The other replied that there should be someone to take care of it; there was a well here, and with a little fixing up, it could be quite a place. There was even a cat, and she looked happy; there were plenty of gophers, Dad said, which was a good sign for getting back at Mr. Bandy! They laughed together.

They followed the “slide” down to Roseville, and saw the old mission there, and had supper, and came round by way of Paradise in the evening; and on the outskirts of the town, just after turning off the highway, they came on a building, standing in a grove of trees, with lights shining in the windows, and a murmur of voices within. One voice rose above the others, a bellowing voice which needed no identifying. It was the “holy jumpers’ ” church, and Eli was preaching. “Oh, Dad,” exclaimed Bunny, “let’s hear him!” So they parked the car and got out, and stood in the shadow of the trees; and this is what they heard:

They followed the “slide” down to Roseville, saw the old mission there, had dinner, and came back via Paradise in the evening. On the outskirts of town, just after leaving the highway, they noticed a building in a grove of trees, with lights shining in the windows and the sound of voices inside. One voice stood out above the rest, a booming voice that was instantly recognizable. It was the “holy jumpers’” church, and Eli was preaching. “Oh, Dad,” Bunny exclaimed, “let’s go listen!” So they parked the car, got out, and stood in the shadow of the trees; and this is what they heard:

“—for the days of your trials is ended. Come unto me all ye that travels and is heavy ladened and I will refreshen you. For I am the bearer of the True Word! I bring the signs—the sick shall be healen, and the devils shall be casted out—the lame shall walk and the dying shall take up their beds! Brethren, I am sent for to announce unto you the Third Revelation! Once moreover the Holy Spirit disclothes Himself, the New Gospel is unfolded to you, according to the prophesies hitherto fore explained. There was an Old Dispensation, and it was outgrowed and supercedened, and now the New Testament is outgrowed and supercedened in the same way, and the True Word of freedom is handed unto you, and I am him that is sent to make it known. And woe unto they that doth not heed, for he shall be casted down into the bottomless pit, and it were better that a millstone was hanged about his neck and he was drowned in the sea. Woe unto he that cometh as a serpent creeping in the night, to tempt the souls of they that waver! I say, beware the spawns of Satan, that lure the soul with false doctrine, and blast away the Rock of Ages! I give the signs that all men may know; and he that follows me will I bless, and his pains shall be healen, and he shall see the glory of God and receive the gifts of the Holy Spirit, the talking in tongues! Glory Hallelujah, and Salvation unto they that has washed their sins in the Blood of the Lamb! Hallelujah!”

“—for your time of trials is over. Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. For I am the bearer of the True Word! I bring the signs—the sick will be healed, and demons will be cast out—the lame will walk, and the dying will rise up! Brothers and sisters, I have been sent to announce to you the Third Revelation! Once again, the Holy Spirit reveals Himself, and the New Gospel is opened to you, according to the prophecies that have been explained before. There was an Old Dispensation, and it has been outgrown and replaced, and now the New Testament has also been outgrown and replaced in the same way, and the True Word of freedom is given to you, and I am here to make it known. And woe to those who do not listen, for they will be cast down into the abyss, and it would be better for them to have a millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the sea. Woe to those who come like a serpent creeping in the night, trying to tempt the souls of those who waver! I say, beware of the spawn of Satan, who lure the soul with false teachings and undermine the Rock of Ages! I give the signs so that all may know; and whoever follows me will be blessed, their pain will be healed, and they will see the glory of God and receive the gifts of the Holy Spirit, including speaking in tongues! Glory Hallelujah, and salvation to those who have washed their sins in the Blood of the Lamb! Hallelujah!”

The bellowing voice of Eli was drowned in a chorus of acclamation, shouts and shrieks and groans, as if the whole congregation of the Apostolic Church of Paradise were jumping in their seats or rolling on the floor. As a matter of fact, it was but a little while before that very thing was happening; but Dad wouldn’t let Bunny go near to see it, it was too degrading, he said, and they got into their car and drove off. “Gee whiz, Dad!” exclaimed the boy. “Eli was saying every word that you taught him! Do you suppose he really believes it all?”

Eli's booming voice was overwhelmed by a mix of cheers, shouts, and cries, as if the entire congregation of the Apostolic Church of Paradise was bouncing in their seats or rolling on the floor. Actually, just a little while ago, that was exactly what was happening; but Dad wouldn’t let Bunny get close to see it, saying it was too degrading, and they got into their car and drove away. “Wow, Dad!” exclaimed the boy. “Eli was saying everything you taught him! Do you think he really believes it all?”

Dad answered that only the Holy Spirit could tell that. Eli was a lunatic, and a dangerous one, but a kind that you couldn’t put in an asylum, because he used the phrases of religion. He hadn’t wits enough to make up anything for himself, he had jist enough to see what could be done with the phrases Dad had given him; so now there was a new religion turned loose to plague the poor and ignorant, and the Almighty himself couldn’t stop it.

Dad said that only the Holy Spirit could answer that. Eli was a madman, and a dangerous one, but the kind you couldn’t lock away in a mental hospital because he used religious phrases. He didn’t have the brains to come up with anything original, just enough to see how to twist the phrases Dad had given him; so now there was a new religion unleashed to torment the poor and uneducated, and even the Almighty couldn’t put a stop to it.

There came next day a man riding out from Paradise, bringing a telephone call for Dad; Ross-Armitage No. 1 was in trouble, and Dad was needed at once. Before they started for home Bunny managed to have a talk with Ruth, and told her a wonderful plan that had occurred to him: Dad said there ought to be some one to live on the Rascum place and keep it up, and Bunny suggested that Dad should buy some goats and stock the place, and rent it to Paul, and let Ruth go there to keep house for him; then Ruth could read all the books she pleased, and there would be nobody to beat her.

The next day, a man rode in from Paradise, bringing a phone call for Dad; Ross-Armitage No. 1 was in trouble, and Dad was needed right away. Before they headed home, Bunny managed to talk to Ruth and shared a great idea he had: Dad said someone should live on the Rascum place and take care of it, so Bunny suggested that Dad buy some goats to stock the place, rent it to Paul, and let Ruth go there to manage the house for him; that way, Ruth could read all the books she wanted, and no one could stop her.

Ruth looked happy, but she said Paul would never do that, he wouldn’t take anybody’s charity. Bunny insisted that it wouldn’t be charity at all—Dad really wanted some one on the ranch, and he would make a business arrangement, Paul would work the place, and pay Dad part of the money. But Ruth sighed, and said anyhow, Pap would never let her go; he was more than ever set against Paul, on account of Eli, who was jealous of Paul, and of Paul’s claim to know things. Eli had always been that way, but now he was worse, because the city people had backed Paul, and so Pap didn’t even want her to talk with Bunny or his father, for fear she would lose her faith.

Ruth looked happy, but she said Paul would never accept help from anyone; he wouldn't take charity. Bunny insisted it wouldn't be charity at all—Dad genuinely wanted someone on the ranch, and he would set up a business deal where Paul would work the place and pay Dad part of the earnings. But Ruth sighed and said anyway, Pap would never let her go; he was even more against Paul now because of Eli, who was jealous of Paul and of his supposed knowledge. Eli had always been like that, but now he was even worse since the city people supported Paul, and Pap didn't even want her to talk to Bunny or his dad, fearing she would lose her faith.

Ruth was just Bunny’s age, almost sixteen, and Bunny said it wouldn’t be but two years before she would be of age, and then she could go where she pleased, Dad said; she could join Paul, or she and Paul could run the Rascum ranch. Bunny told her not to be afraid, but to wait, and not bother with that fool jumping business; it was hateful nonsense, and it wouldn’t hurt her the least bit to think for herself, and use her common sense, and wait till she was grown up. Dad would be glad to help her get an education, and get free from Eli and his prophesying—for Ruth might be sure Dad didn’t like Eli any better than Eli liked Dad!

Ruth was about Bunny’s age, nearly sixteen, and Bunny said it wouldn’t be long—just two years—until she was of age. Then she could go wherever she wanted, Dad said; she could join Paul, or she and Paul could manage the Rascum ranch. Bunny told her not to be scared, but to be patient and ignore that silly jumping stuff; it was ridiculous, and it wouldn’t hurt her at all to think for herself, use her common sense, and wait until she was grown up. Dad would be happy to help her get an education and break free from Eli and his predictions—because Ruth could be sure Dad didn’t like Eli any more than Eli liked Dad!

VI

Three months passed, and Dad brought in the Ross-Armitage No. 1, and made another big success, and proved up a lot of new territory, and was hailed again as a benefactor to the Prospect Hill field. But once more the doctor said he was overworking; it was time for the Easter holidays, and Bunny studied the maps, and brought Dad a proposition—the Blue Mountains were only ten miles from Paradise, and there was no end of trout fishing there, so why not make their headquarters at the Rascum ranch, and get some trout? Dad smiled; Bunny couldn’t keep away from Paradise! To which Bunny answered that Paradise was his discovery; and besides, he wanted to see how Ruth was getting along, and to hear about Paul, and about Eli and his Third Revelation.

Three months went by, and Dad brought in the Ross-Armitage No. 1, which became another big success, opening up a lot of new territory, and he was once again celebrated as a benefactor to the Prospect Hill field. But once again, the doctor said he was overdoing it; it was time for the Easter holidays. Bunny studied the maps and came up with a proposal—the Blue Mountains were just ten miles from Paradise, and there was plenty of trout fishing there, so why not make Rascum ranch their headquarters and go get some trout? Dad smiled; Bunny just couldn’t stay away from Paradise! To that, Bunny replied that Paradise was his discovery; besides, he wanted to see how Ruth was doing, and to hear about Paul, and about Eli and his Third Revelation.

Right on top of that came a letter from Mr. Hardacre, the agent, telling how the elder Mr. Bandy had gone out into a field and been attacked by a bull and was badly crippled; Mr. Hardacre didn’t believe that young Bandy wanted to work the ranch, but move to the city, so it might be possible to buy the place, if Mr. Ross still wanted it. Bunny was all on pins and needles at that, but Dad told him to keep his shirt on, that young gophers were a lot easier to catch than old ones; and he wrote Mr. Hardacre he wasn’t specially keen for the land, but he would take it at the same price as the rest; he was coming up fishing in a few days, and would see about it.

Right on top of that, a letter arrived from Mr. Hardacre, the agent, explaining that the elder Mr. Bandy had gone out into a field and been attacked by a bull, leaving him badly injured. Mr. Hardacre didn’t think that young Bandy was interested in running the ranch and believed he wanted to move to the city, so it might be possible to buy the place if Mr. Ross was still interested. Bunny was anxious about that, but Dad told him to relax, saying young gophers were much easier to catch than older ones. He wrote back to Mr. Hardacre that he wasn’t particularly eager for the land but would consider it at the same price as the others; he was planning to come up for fishing in a few days and would look into it.

So then Dad wrote a letter to Mr. Watkins, asking him to be so good as to have one of the children go and clean the house at the Rascum ranch and get it ready for them. And Dad told Bunny to go with Aunt Emma to a furniture store in Beach City and get a little stuff, including crockery and kitchen things, and have them put it on a truck and run it out to Paradise; Bunny had better put in some canned food, too, everything they’d need, so the place could be ready when they got there. You can imagine what fun Bunny had with that commission; in his thoughts he was fitting out this house, not merely for Dad and him to camp in, but for Paul and Ruth to settle down and make a home!

So Dad wrote a letter to Mr. Watkins, asking him to please have one of the kids go clean the house at the Rascum ranch and get it ready for them. Then Dad told Bunny to go with Aunt Emma to a furniture store in Beach City and pick up some stuff, including dishes and kitchen items, and have it loaded onto a truck and taken out to Paradise; Bunny should also grab some canned food, everything they'd need, so the place would be ready when they arrived. You can imagine how much fun Bunny had with that task; in his mind, he was setting up this house, not just for Dad and him to camp in, but for Paul and Ruth to settle down and create a home!

When you happen to be the son of a successful oil operator, you can make your dreams come true. Dad and Bunny motored out, arriving just at sundown, and went directly to the Rascum place, and there, standing on the front-porch, with the bougainvillea vine now in full blossom, making a glorious purple arch above her head, was Ruth; and alongside her was a man—at a distance Bunny thought it was old Mr. Watkins, but then he saw it was a young man, and Bunny’s heart went up into his mouth. He looked at this big, powerful figure, clad in a blue shirt and khaki trousers held up by suspenders, and with a mop of yellowish touselled hair. Could it be—yes, Bunny could never mistake that sombre face, with prominent big nose and mouth drawn down at the corners; he whispered, excitedly, “It’s Paul!”

When you're the son of a successful oil operator, you can make your dreams come true. Dad and Bunny drove out, arriving just at sunset, and went straight to the Rascum place. There, standing on the front porch with the bougainvillea vine in full bloom, creating a stunning purple arch above her head, was Ruth. Next to her was a man—at first, Bunny thought it was old Mr. Watkins, but then he realized it was a young guy, and Bunny's heart raced. He looked at the big, muscular figure dressed in a blue shirt and khaki pants held up by suspenders, with a messy mop of yellowish hair. Could it be—yes, Bunny could never mistake that serious face, with a prominent nose and a mouth turned down at the corners. He whispered excitedly, “It’s Paul!”

And so it was. The pair came forward, and Ruth introduced her brother to Dad, and Paul said, “Good evening, sir,” and waited to be sure that Dad wished to shake hands with him. Then Paul shook hands with Bunny—and it was a strange sensation to the latter, who had lost all at once the Paul he had been dreaming, the boy who might have been a good chum—and had got instead this grown man, who seemed ten years older than himself, and forever out of his reach.

And that's how it happened. The two came over, and Ruth introduced her brother to Dad. Paul said, “Good evening, sir,” and waited to see if Dad wanted to shake hands with him. Then Paul shook hands with Bunny—and it felt strange for Bunny, who suddenly lost the Paul he had been imagining, the boy who could have been a good friend—and found instead this grown man, who seemed ten years older than him and always out of reach.

“Did the furniture come?” asked Dad; and Ruth answered that it had, and everything was in order, they’d have had supper ready, if they’d been sure that Mr. Ross would arrive; they’d get it ready right off. Meantime Paul was helping Bunny carry in the bags, and oh, gee—there was the loveliest little bungalow you ever laid eyes on, everything spick and span, even to a pink paper shade over the lamp, and flowers on the center table! Evidently Ruth had put her heart into that job. She asked Dad very shyly what he’d like for supper, and Dad said everything in the place, and very soon the bacon was sizzling in the pan and making a nice friendly smell; and Paul, having emptied the car, stood waiting, and Bunny started in right away to find out all about him, and how he came to be here.

“Did the furniture arrive?” Dad asked, and Ruth replied that it had, and everything was set up nicely. They would have had supper ready if they had been sure that Mr. Ross would show up; they’d get it ready right away. Meanwhile, Paul was helping Bunny carry in the bags, and wow—there was the cutest little bungalow you’ve ever seen, everything neat and tidy, even a pink paper shade over the lamp and flowers on the center table! It was clear that Ruth had put a lot of effort into that job. She shyly asked Dad what he wanted for supper, and Dad said everything in the place. Before long, bacon was sizzling in the pan, filling the air with a nice, inviting smell. Paul, having emptied the car, stood by waiting, while Bunny immediately began to ask him all about himself and how he came to be there.

Paul explained that he had turned up yesterday, having come to see Ruth. He had had things out with his father this time; being nineteen now, he thought he was old enough to be allowed to take care of himself. Bunny asked if his father had “whaled” him, and Paul smiled and said his father wasn’t in condition to whale anybody, he was getting worse with rheumatism. He was as bitter and implacable as ever, but told Paul to go his own way to hell, and his father would pray for him. Bunny noticed right away that Paul no longer referred to his father as “Pap,” and that he no longer murdered the English language like the rest of the Watkins family; he talked like an educated man, as indeed he was.

Paul said he showed up yesterday because he wanted to see Ruth. He had it out with his dad this time; at nineteen, he felt he was old enough to take care of himself. Bunny asked if his dad had “whaled” him, and Paul smiled, saying his dad wasn’t in any shape to whale anyone, he was getting worse with rheumatism. He was as bitter and unyielding as ever, but he told Paul to go his own way to hell, and that he would pray for him. Bunny immediately noticed that Paul no longer called his dad “Pap,” and that he didn’t butcher the English language like the rest of the Watkins family; he spoke like an educated man, which he was.

Well, they had supper. Paul and Ruth expected to wait on the table, but Dad made them sit down, and they had a little party, the four of them, and it was great fun. Bunny bombarded Paul with questions about himself and his life; and incidentally told Paul how he had hunted for him that night at Mrs. Groarty’s, and why had he run away? They talked about Paul’s aunt, and the tragedy of her lease, and of the worthless “units” she had bought. Paul had learned from Ruth how Bunny had sent money to her, and Paul expressed his gratitude, and said he would pay it back; he still had that stubborn pride—he would never ask a favor, and he never thrust himself forward, but held back until he was called upon.

Well, they had dinner. Paul and Ruth thought they would have to clear the table, but Dad told them to sit down, and they had a little celebration, just the four of them, and it was a lot of fun. Bunny bombarded Paul with questions about himself and his life; he also mentioned how he had looked for Paul that night at Mrs. Groarty’s, asking why he had run away. They talked about Paul’s aunt, the tragedy of her lease, and the useless “units” she had purchased. Paul had learned from Ruth that Bunny had sent her money, and Paul expressed his thanks, saying he would pay it back; he still had that stubborn pride—he would never ask for a favor, and he never put himself forward, but held back until he was needed.

He told how he had lived, and how the old lawyer, his benefactor, had died just recently, and had left him a part of his library, all but the law books. It was a most wonderful treasure, a lot of scientific books, and the best old English literature. For nearly three years Paul had had the use of this library, and that had been his life, he had seldom missed an evening reading until after midnight; also he had studied a lot during the day, for he had really had very little work to do, Judge Minter had made a sort of pet of him—having no children of his own, and being stirred by the idea of a boy who wanted to educate himself. The Judge had had an old microscope, and Paul had worked with that, and had made up his mind to a career; he was going to spend a couple more years reading science, and then he would get a job in some laboratory, a janitor’s job, if necessary, and work his way up to do microscopic work.

He shared how he had lived, and how the old lawyer, his benefactor, had recently passed away and left him part of his library, except for the law books. It was an incredible treasure, filled with a lot of scientific books and classic English literature. For nearly three years, Paul had been using this library, and it had become his life; he rarely missed an evening of reading until after midnight. He also studied a lot during the day since he had very little work to do. Judge Minter had taken a liking to him—having no kids of his own and being inspired by the idea of a boy wanting to educate himself. The Judge had an old microscope, and Paul had used it, deciding on a career; he planned to spend a couple more years studying science and then get a job in a lab, even if it meant starting as a janitor, and work his way up to do microscopic work.

The things that Paul had learned about! He had read Huxley and Spencer, and he talked about Galton and Weissmann and Lodge and Lankester, and a lot of names Bunny had never even heard of. Poor Bunny’s pitiful little high school knowledge shrank up to nothing; and how silly seemed football victories all of a sudden. Dad didn’t know about these matters either; he was a man well into his fifties, but he had never met a student of science before! It was interesting to see how quickly he took hold of these things. Paul told how investigators were trying to find out whether acquired characteristics could be transmitted by heredity; it was a most important question, and Weissmann had cut off the tails of mice, to see if the next generations would have tails. But Paul said that was silly, because there wasn’t any real change in a mouse when you cut off its tail, no vital quality; the thing to find out was, how long it took the tail to heal up when you cut it off, and whether the new generations of mice could heal up quicker.

The things Paul had learned! He had read Huxley and Spencer, and he talked about Galton and Weissmann and Lodge and Lankester, and a bunch of names Bunny had never even heard of. Poor Bunny’s small high school knowledge felt insignificant; suddenly, football victories seemed pretty silly. Dad didn’t know much about these topics either; he was a man in his fifties but had never met a science student before! It was fascinating to see how quickly he grasped these ideas. Paul explained how researchers were trying to find out if acquired characteristics could be passed down through heredity; it was a really important question, and Weissmann had cut off the tails of mice to see if the next generations would have tails. But Paul said that was ridiculous because there wasn’t any real change in a mouse when you cut off its tail, no essential quality; what mattered was figuring out how long it took for the tail to heal when you cut it off, and whether the new generations of mice could heal faster.

Paul said the way to settle the question of inheritance of acquired characteristics was to stimulate the animals to develop some new faculty, and see if new generations would develop it more easily. Dad got the point at once, and said you might learn something by studying trotting horses and their pedigrees; to which Paul replied, exactly. Dad would like to know more about such questions; and Paul had a book with him, which Dad was welcome to read. Ruth was washing the dishes, and Paul went out to get some more wood, and Dad looked at Bunny and said, “That’s a fine young fellow, son”; and then Bunny felt a glow of pride, right up to the roots of his hair—because, you see, Paul was his discovery, just like the Paradise oil field, that was some day going to occupy this spot!

Paul said the best way to figure out the inheritance of acquired traits was to encourage the animals to develop new abilities and see if future generations would pick them up more easily. Dad understood immediately and suggested that studying trotting horses and their bloodlines could provide insights; to which Paul agreed completely. Dad wanted to learn more about these topics, and Paul had a book with him that Dad could read. Ruth was washing the dishes, while Paul went outside to gather more wood, and Dad looked at Bunny and said, “That’s a great young man, son”; and then Bunny felt a rush of pride, right down to the roots of his hair—because, you see, Paul was his discovery, just like the Paradise oil field, which was someday going to be right here!

So then Dad settled down to talk business with Paul. Dad wanted some one to occupy this ranch, and Paul said he had thought it over, and would do it if they could make a fair arrangement. Dad asked how he could get along, and Paul said he had saved up three hundred dollars from his wages, and he would get a few goats, and put in some beans this spring, and some strawberries that would bring an income next year; he would pay Dad one-half whatever he got for the crops. They had an argument over that, for Dad thought he ought to pay Paul to act as caretaker, but Paul said he wouldn’t take it on that basis, he would insist on going shares, in the regular way they rented land in these parts. And when Mr. Ross came on hunting or fishing trips, Paul of course would move out into the tent. But Dad said no, he was planning to build himself a shack, a better place than this, and Paul might help the carpenter and earn wages if he wanted to. Paul said he could do the building himself, if Dad said so—everything but hanging the doors and windows; a fellow learned to do about all the jobs there were on a ranch. And Dad asked if Ruth would stay with Paul, and Paul said he would settle here in the house, and go easy, and Ruth would come to see him, until gradually their father got used to the idea. It wouldn’t be possible to keep Paul and Ruth apart—especially now since Eli was away from home nearly all the time.

So Dad sat down to talk business with Paul. Dad wanted someone to run this ranch, and Paul said he had thought about it and would do it if they could make a fair deal. Dad asked how he could manage, and Paul said he had saved up three hundred dollars from his wages, and he would get a few goats, plant some beans this spring, and some strawberries that would bring in money next year; he would pay Dad half of whatever he got from the crops. They argued over that because Dad thought he should pay Paul to be a caretaker, but Paul insisted on sharing the profits, like how they usually rented land around here. When Mr. Ross came out for hunting or fishing trips, Paul would move out to the tent. But Dad said no, he was planning to build himself a cabin, something better than this, and Paul could help the carpenter and earn wages if he wanted. Paul said he could do the building himself, if Dad allowed it—everything except hanging the doors and windows; a person learned to handle all the jobs on a ranch. Then Dad asked if Ruth would stay with Paul, and Paul said he would settle here in the house, take it easy, and Ruth would come to see him until their father gradually got used to the idea. It wouldn’t be possible to keep Paul and Ruth apart—especially now that Eli was away from home almost all the time.

So Dad asked about Eli, and the development of the Third Revelation. Only three or four days after Eli had made his announcement in the Paradise Church, there had come a deputation from the church at Roseville, saying that they had heard the fame of Eli’s miracles, and would he come and preach to them. And Eli preached, and the “signs” were manifested, and so the new prophet grew bolder. Now he was being driven about the country in somebody’s costly limousine, and in the back part of the car was a stack of the crutches of people who had been “healen.” These crutches would be set up in sight of each new congregation, and nearly always they were added to; and there fell over the head of the prophet a shower of silver dollars and half dollars, and coins, wrapped in banknotes, Eli had now given himself a title; he was the Messenger of the Second Coming, and the hour of Christ’s return to earth was to be made known through him. Sometimes whole congregations would be swept off their feet and converted to the True Word; or again, some would be converted, and there would be a split, and a new church in that place.

So Dad asked about Eli and the progress of the Third Revelation. Just three or four days after Eli announced himself in the Paradise Church, a group from the church in Roseville came to say they had heard about Eli’s miracles and wanted him to come and preach to them. Eli preached, and the “signs” appeared, and so the new prophet became more confident. Now he was being driven around the country in someone’s fancy limousine, and in the back of the car was a pile of crutches from people who had been “healed.” These crutches were displayed in front of each new congregation, and they were almost always added to; and a shower of silver dollars and half dollars, along with coins wrapped in banknotes, rained down on the prophet. Eli had now adopted a title; he called himself the Messenger of the Second Coming, claiming that the hour of Christ’s return to earth would be revealed through him. Sometimes entire congregations would be swept away and converted to the True Word; other times, some would convert and there would be a split, leading to a new church in that location.

“How do you suppose he works it?” Dad asked.

“How do you think he does it?” Dad asked.

“He really does cure people,” said Paul; “there are some about here you can talk to. I’ve been reading a book on suggestion; it seems that kind of thing has been going on for thousands of years.”

“He really does heal people,” Paul said. “There are some folks around here you can chat with. I’ve been reading a book on suggestion; it seems this kind of thing has been happening for thousands of years.”

“Does he send any money home to his folks?” Dad asked.

“Does he send any money home to his family?” Dad asked.

And Paul smiled, rather grimly. “The money is sacred,” he said; “it belongs to the Holy Spirit, and Eli is His treasurer.”

And Paul smiled, somewhat grimly. “The money is sacred,” he said; “it belongs to the Holy Spirit, and Eli is His treasurer.”

VII

Next morning they set forth after trout; and on the way they stopped to see Mr. Hardacre. Before they went in, Dad cautioned Bunny, “Now don’t you say a word, and don’t make any faces. Jist let me handle this.” They entered, and Mr. Hardacre said that he had an offer from young Bandy, speaking for his father, to sell the ranch for twenty thousand dollars. Bunny’s heart leaped, and it was well that Dad had warned him, for he wanted to cry out, “Take it, Dad! Take it!” But he caught himself, and sat rigid, while Dad said, “Holy smoke, what does the fellow take us for?”

The next morning, they set out to catch some trout, and on the way, they stopped to see Mr. Hardacre. Before they went in, Dad warned Bunny, “Now don’t say a word, and don’t make any faces. Just let me handle this.” They walked inside, and Mr. Hardacre mentioned that he had an offer from young Bandy, who was speaking for his father, to sell the ranch for twenty thousand dollars. Bunny’s heart raced, and it was a good thing Dad had warned him because he wanted to shout, “Take it, Dad! Take it!” But he held back and sat still while Dad said, “Holy smoke, what does this guy think we are?”

Mr. Hardacre explained, there was about twenty acres of good land on this tract; and Dad said all right, call that a hundred an acre, and the improvements, say four thousand, that meant young Bandy was trying to soak them fourteen dollars an acre for his thousand acres of rocks. He must think he had a sucker on his hook.

Mr. Hardacre explained that there were about twenty acres of good land on this piece of property; and Dad said fine, let’s value that at a hundred dollars an acre, and the improvements at around four thousand, which meant young Bandy was trying to charge them fourteen dollars an acre for his thousand acres of rocks. He must think he has an easy target.

“To tell the truth, Mr. Ross,” said the agent, “he knows you’re an oil man, and he thinks you’re going to drill this tract.”

“To be honest, Mr. Ross,” said the agent, “he knows you’re an oil guy, and he thinks you’re going to drill on this land.”

“All right,” said Dad. “You jist tell him to hunt round and find somebody to drill his own tract, and if he gets any oil, I’ll drill mine. Meantime, the land I got now will raise all the quail the law will let me shoot in a season.”

“Okay,” Dad said. “Just tell him to look around and find someone to drill his own land, and if he strikes any oil, I’ll drill mine. In the meantime, the land I have now will raise all the quail the law allows me to shoot in a season.”

The end was that Dad said he would pay twelve thousand cash, and otherwise he’d forget it; and after they had got into the car and started the engine, Bunny whispered, “Gee whiz, Dad, aren’t you taking a chance?” But Dad said, “You let him stay in pickle a while. I got all the land I can drill right now.”

The bottom line was that Dad said he would pay twelve thousand in cash, and otherwise he’d forget it; and after they got in the car and started the engine, Bunny whispered, “Wow, Dad, aren’t you taking a risk?” But Dad said, “You let him stew for a bit. I’ve got all the land I can drill right now.”

“But Dad, he might get some one else to drill it!”

"But Dad, he might get someone else to do it!"

“Don’t you worry! You want that land, because you got a hunch; but nobody else has got any hunches around here, and young Bandy’ll get tired after he’s tried a while. Let’s you and me go a-fishin’.”

“Don’t worry! You want that land because you have a feeling about it; but no one else has any feelings around here, and young Bandy will get tired after a bit. Let’s go fishing.”

So they went, and drew beautiful cold shiny trout out of a little mountain lake, and late in the evening they got back to the Rascum place, and Paul fried the fish, and the three of them had a gorgeous supper, and afterwards Dad smoked a cigar and asked Paul all sorts of questions about science. Dad said he wished he had-a got that kind of education when he was young, that was a sort of stuff worth knowing; why didn’t Bunny study biology and physics, instead of letting them fill his head up with Latin and poetry, and history business about old kings and their wars and their mistresses, that wasn’t a bit of use to nobody?

So they went and pulled out beautiful, cold, shiny trout from a small mountain lake. Later that evening, they returned to the Rascum place, and Paul cooked the fish. The three of them enjoyed a wonderful dinner, and afterwards, Dad smoked a cigar and asked Paul all sorts of questions about science. Dad said he wished he had received that kind of education when he was young because that kind of knowledge was valuable. He wondered why Bunny didn't study biology and physics instead of just filling his head with Latin, poetry, and the history of old kings and their wars and mistresses, which wasn’t helpful to anyone.

Next morning they said good-bye to Paul, and went back into the mountains, and spent most of the day getting fish; and then they set out for Beach City, and got in just about bed-time. Bunny went back to school, and his new duties as treasurer for the baseball team; and Dad set to work putting four more wells on the Armitage tract, and three on the Wagstaff tract. And meantime the nations of Europe had established for themselves two lines of death, extending all the way across the continent; and millions of men, as if under the spell of some monstrous enchantment, rushed to these lines to have their bodies blown to pieces and their life-blood poured out upon the ground. The newspapers told about battles that lasted for months, and the price of petroleum products continued to pile up fortunes for J. Arnold Ross.

The next morning, they said goodbye to Paul and headed back into the mountains, spending most of the day fishing. Then they set off for Beach City and arrived just in time for bed. Bunny returned to school and took on his new responsibilities as treasurer for the baseball team, while Dad started working on four more wells on the Armitage tract and three on the Wagstaff tract. Meanwhile, the nations of Europe had drawn two lines of death that stretched across the continent, and millions of men, almost as if under some kind of spell, rushed to these lines to have their bodies shattered and their life-blood spilled on the ground. The newspapers reported on battles that dragged on for months, and the prices of oil products continued to make J. Arnold Ross wealthy.

Summer was here, and Bertie had plans for her brother. Bertie was now a young lady of eighteen, a brilliant, flashing creature—she picked out clothing shiny enough for a circus dancer. Her trim little legs were sheathed in the glossiest and most diaphanous silk, and her fancy, pointed shoes were without a scratch. If Bertie got a dress of purple or carmine or orange or green, why then, mysteriously, there were stockings and shoes, and a hat and gloves and even a hand-bag of the same shade; Dad said she would soon be having sport-cars to match. Dad was grimly humorous about the stacks of bills, and not a little puzzled by this splendid young butterfly he had helped to hatch out. Aunt Emma said the child was entitled to her “fling,” and so Dad paid the charges, but he stood as solid as Gibraltar against Bertie’s efforts to push him into her social maelstrom. By golly, no—he was scared to death of them high muckymucks, and especially the women, when they glared at him through their law-nets, or whatever they called them—he felt the size of a potato-bug. What could he say to people that didn’t know an under-reamer from a sucker-rod rotator?

Summer was here, and Bertie had plans for her brother. Bertie was now a young lady of eighteen, a vibrant and dazzling person—she chose outfits shiny enough for a circus performer. Her slim legs were dressed in the shiniest and sheerest silk, and her stylish pointed shoes were flawless. Whenever Bertie got a dress in purple, red, orange, or green, somehow there were matching stockings, shoes, a hat, gloves, and even a handbag in the same color; Dad joked that soon she'd have sports cars to match. Dad was grimly humorous about the pile of bills and a bit puzzled by this fantastic young woman he had helped to raise. Aunt Emma said the girl deserved her “fun,” so Dad paid the expenses, but he stood firm like a rock against Bertie's attempts to pull him into her social whirlwind. No way—he was terrified of those high society people, especially the women, when they looked at him through their fancy nets or whatever they called them—he felt as small as a bug. What could he possibly say to people who didn’t know the difference between an under-reamer and a sucker-rod rotator?

This vulgar attitude had been taken up by Bunny, who thought it was “smart”—so his sister jeered. Of course a young lady of eighteen hardly condescends to be aware of the existence of a kid of sixteen; but there were younger brothers and sisters of Bertie’s rich friends, and she wanted Bunny to scrape the oil from underneath his finger-nails, and come into this fashionable world, and get a more worthwhile girl than Rosie Taintor. Bunny, always curious about new things, tried it for a while, and had to confess that these ineffable rich young persons didn’t interest him very much; he couldn’t see that they knew anything, or could do anything special. Their talk was all about one another, and they had so many cryptic allusions and so much home-made slang that it amounted almost to a new language. Bunny didn’t like any of them well enough to be interested in deciphering it, and he would rather put on his oil clothes and drive out to the wells that were drilling, and if there was no other job for a “roughneck,” he would help the cathead-men and the tool-dressers to scrape out the mass of sand and ground-up rock that came out with the mud, and that was forever choking the way to the sump-hole.

This snobby attitude had been adopted by Bunny, who thought it was “cool”—his sister teased him about it. Of course, a young woman of eighteen hardly pays attention to a sixteen-year-old kid; but there were younger siblings of Bertie’s wealthy friends, and she wanted Bunny to clean up and fit into this trendy world and find a better girl than Rosie Taintor. Bunny, always curious about new experiences, tried it out for a bit, but he had to admit that these rich young people didn’t really interest him much; he couldn’t see that they knew anything significant or had any special skills. Their conversations were all about each other, and they had so many inside jokes and made-up slang that it almost felt like a different language. Bunny didn’t care for any of them enough to bother figuring it out, and he would rather put on his work clothes and go out to the drilling sites. If there wasn’t another job for a “roughneck,” he’d help the cathead workers and tool dressers clean out the mixture of sand and crushed rock that came up with the mud, which constantly clogged the path to the sump hole.

Meantime Bunny was thinking, and pretty soon he had a scheme. “Dad,” said he, “what about that cabin we were going to build at Paradise?”

Meantime, Bunny was thinking, and before long he came up with a plan. “Dad,” he said, “what about that cabin we were going to build at Paradise?”

“Well, what?” asked Dad.

"What's up?" asked Dad.

“Paul writes that Ruth has come to stay with him. So next fall, when we want to go after quail, there won’t be any place for us. Let’s go up there now, and have a holiday, and build that cabin now.”

“Paul says that Ruth has come to live with him. So next fall, when we want to go quail hunting, there won’t be any room for us. Let’s head up there now, take a vacation, and build that cabin now.”

“But son, it’s hot as Flujins up there in summer!” Bunny didn’t know where or what “Flujins” might be; but he answered that Paul was standing it, and anyhow it was good for you to sweat, Dad was getting too heavy, and he could sit under the bougainvillea vine in a Palm Beach suit while Bunny did carpentry work with Paul, and it would be a change, and Bunny would call up Dr. Blakiston and have him order it. Whereupon Dad grinned, and said all right, and he might jist as well adopt that Watkins pair and be done with it.

“But Dad, it’s super hot up there in summer!” Bunny didn’t know where or what “Flujins” might be; but he replied that Paul was handling it, and anyway it was good for you to sweat, Dad was getting a bit heavy, and he could relax under the bougainvillea vine in a Palm Beach suit while Bunny did carpentry work with Paul, and it would be a change, and Bunny would call Dr. Blakiston and have him arrange it. At that, Dad grinned and said okay, and he might as well adopt that Watkins pair and be done with it.

So they went up to the Rascum ranch, taking their tent along—and Paul and Ruth insisted on giving up the house, and Ruth slept in the tent, and Paul made his bed in the empty hay-mow. Paul had hired a horse and plow, and had a flourishing vegetable garden and big patch of beans, and had set in strawberries which he was tending with a little hand cultivator; they had half a dozen goats, and plenty of milk, and some chickens which Ruth took care of.

So they went up to the Rascum ranch, bringing their tent with them—and Paul and Ruth insisted on leaving the house, with Ruth sleeping in the tent and Paul making his bed in the empty hayloft. Paul had rented a horse and plow, had a thriving vegetable garden and a large patch of beans, and had planted strawberries that he was taking care of with a small hand cultivator; they had about six goats, plenty of milk, and some chickens that Ruth looked after.

And most amazing of all, Paul had got the books from Judge Minter’s library. Most of them were still in boxes, because there was no place for them; but Paul had made some shelves out of a packing-box, and there stood Huxley and Haeckel and Renan, and other writers absolutely fatal to the soul of any person who reads them. But “Pap” had given up, Ruth said, she had got too growed up all of a sudden, too big to be “whaled;” and besides, Pap’s rheumatix was terrible, and Eli couldn’t heal it. Dad said that when they were ordering the lumber for the cabin they would get some stuff for bookshelves, and Paul could build them during the winter. Dad and Paul had another argument, and Dad said this was his house, wasn’t it, and he sure had a right to put some bookshelves in it if he wanted them; Paul could lend him some books when he come up here, and jist help him get a bit of education, even now, as old as he was.

And the most surprising thing of all was that Paul had gotten the books from Judge Minter’s library. Most of them were still in boxes because there was no space for them, but Paul had made some shelves out of a packing box, and there stood Huxley, Haeckel, Renan, and other writers who were absolutely dangerous for anyone reading them. But “Pap” had given up, Ruth said; she had all of a sudden grown up too fast, too big to be “whaled;” and besides, Pap’s rheumatism was awful, and Eli couldn’t cure it. Dad said that when they were ordering the lumber for the cabin, they would get some materials for bookshelves, and Paul could build them during the winter. Dad and Paul had another argument, and Dad said this was his house, wasn’t it? He definitely had the right to put some bookshelves in it if he wanted to; Paul could lend him some books when he came up here and just help him get a little bit of an education, even now, as old as he was.

It was a happy family, and a fine place to be, because it took Dad’s mind off his wells, and his trouble with one of his best foremen, that had gone and got married to a fool flapper, and didn’t have his mind on his work no more. They got the lumber from the dealer at Roseville, and Paul was the “boss-carpenter,” and Bunny was the “jack-carpenter,” and Dad kind of fussed around until he got to perspiring too hard, and then he went and sat under the bougainvillea blossoms, and Ruth opened him a bottle of grape-juice, that was part of the fancy stuff he had brought in.

It was a happy family, and a great place to be, because it took Dad’s mind off his wells and the issues he was having with one of his best foremen, who had gone and married a foolish flapper and no longer paid attention to his work. They got the lumber from the dealer in Roseville, and Paul was the “boss carpenter,” and Bunny was the “jack carpenter.” Dad sort of fussed around until he started sweating too much, then he went and sat under the bougainvillea blossoms, and Ruth opened him a bottle of grape juice, which was part of the fancy stuff he had brought in.

And then in the evening they would drive into Paradise and get the mail, and there came a little local paper that old Mr. Watkins took, and Bunny began to look it over, and gosh-amighty, look at this, Dad—a story on the front page, about the marvelous meeting that Eli had held at Santa Lucia, and how frenzied the worshipers had got, and Eli had made the announcement that he had been commissioned to build the Tabernacle of the Third Revelation, which was to be all of snow-white marble, with a frieze of gold, and was to occupy one entire block in Angel City, and be of exactly the dimensions which had been revealed to Eli in a dream. The dimensions were given, and Dad said they were bigger than any block that Eli would find in Angel City, but no doubt they’d find a way to get round that, and call it a new Revelation. The Roseville “Eagle”—that was the name of the paper—was boastful of Eli, who was “putting the San Elido valley on the map,” it said. The Apostolic Church of Paradise was to be rebuilt out of the “free will offerings” at Eli’s meetings; but the old structure would be preserved, so that pilgrims might come to visit the place where the True Word had been handed down.

And then in the evening, they would drive into Paradise and pick up the mail, and a little local paper that old Mr. Watkins subscribed to arrived. Bunny started to look it over and exclaimed, “Wow, Dad—check this out, there’s a front-page story about the amazing meeting Eli held at Santa Lucia, and how enthusiastic the worshipers got. Eli announced he’d been given the go-ahead to build the Tabernacle of the Third Revelation, which is supposed to be made entirely of snow-white marble, with a gold frieze, and it will take up an entire block in Angel City. It’s supposed to be exactly the size that Eli revealed to him in a dream. The dimensions were listed, and Dad said they were bigger than any block Eli would find in Angel City, but I’m sure they’d come up with some excuse to get around that and call it a new Revelation. The Roseville “Eagle”—that’s the name of the paper—was proud of Eli, claiming he was “putting the San Elido valley on the map.” The Apostolic Church of Paradise was set to be rebuilt using the “free will offerings” from Eli’s meetings; but they would keep the old structure so that visitors could come to see where the True Word had been passed down.

And then came Mr. Hardacre, meeting them on the street. He said that young Bandy had got tired of his idea that Dad was going to drill; he wanted to take his parents to the city and be a business man, so the family would take Dad’s offer if it was still open. Dad said all right, to let him know, he’d come in any time, and they’d put it into escrow. Next day Mr. Hardacre drove out to the Rascum place, and said he’d taken the escrow officer out to the Bandy place, and old Mr. Bandy and his wife had signed the agreement to deliver the deed; and so Dad and Bunny got into their car, and drove to the bank, and Dad put up four thousand dollars, and signed a contract to pay eight thousand more when the title search was completed. Then, when they were out of the bank, he grinned and said, “All right, son, now you can drill your tract!”

Then Mr. Hardacre showed up, running into them on the street. He mentioned that young Bandy had lost interest in his idea of Dad drilling; instead, he wanted to take his parents to the city and become a businessman, so the family would accept Dad’s offer if it was still available. Dad agreed and said to let him know; he’d come in anytime, and they’d put it into escrow. The next day, Mr. Hardacre drove out to the Rascum place and said he’d taken the escrow officer to the Bandy place, where old Mr. Bandy and his wife signed the agreement to hand over the deed. So Dad and Bunny hopped into their car, drove to the bank, and Dad put down four thousand dollars, signing a contract to pay eight thousand more once the title search was done. Once they were out of the bank, he smiled and said, “All right, son, now you can drill your tract!”

Of course, Bunny wanted to go right to it—wanted Dad to telephone for his head foreman, and get a road contractor at work! But Dad said they’d finish the cabin first, and meantime he’d be thinking. So Bunny went back to work, nailing shingles on the roof, and he was happy as a youngster could be—except for one uncomfortable thought that was gnawing like a worm in his soul. How could he tell Paul and Ruth about their decision to drill, and would Paul and Ruth consider that Dad had got the Watkins ranch upon false pretences?

Of course, Bunny was eager to get started—wanted Dad to call his head foreman and hire a road contractor right away! But Dad said they needed to finish the cabin first, and in the meantime, he’d think it over. So Bunny went back to work, nailing shingles onto the roof, and he was as happy as a kid could be—except for one uneasy thought that was eating away at him. How would he explain to Paul and Ruth about their decision to drill, and would Paul and Ruth think that Dad had acquired the Watkins ranch under false pretenses?

Fate was kind to Bunny. Something happened—you could never guess it in a thousand years! Only three days had passed since they put through the Bandy deal, and Dad was still thinking matters over, when Meelie Watkins came walking from her home—with a big blue sun-bonnet to protect her from the mid-day sun—and brought an amazing piece of news. Old Mr. Wrinkum, driving in from town, had stopped by, and told Pap that a big oil concern, the Excelsior Petroleum Company, had leased the Carter ranch, on the other side of the valley, about a mile west of Paradise, and was going to start drilling for oil! Meelie gave this news to Dad, who was sitting under the bougainvillea; and Dad shouted to Bunny and Paul, who were up laying the floor of the cabin. The two came running, and Ruth came running from her chicken-yard, and when they heard the news, Bunny cried, “Excelsior Pete! Why, Dad, that’s one of the Big Five!”

Fate was good to Bunny. Something unexpected happened—you could never guess it in a thousand years! Only three days had passed since they finalized the Bandy deal, and Dad was still thinking it over, when Meelie Watkins came walking from her house—with a big blue sun-bonnet to shield her from the midday sun—and brought some incredible news. Old Mr. Wrinkum, driving in from town, had stopped by and told Dad that a major oil company, the Excelsior Petroleum Company, had leased the Carter ranch, on the other side of the valley, about a mile west of Paradise, and was going to start drilling for oil! Meelie shared this news with Dad, who was sitting under the bougainvillea; and Dad shouted to Bunny and Paul, who were busy laying the floor of the cabin. The two ran over, and Ruth came racing from her chicken yard, and when they heard the news, Bunny exclaimed, “Excelsior Pete! Wow, Dad, that’s one of the Big Five!”

They stared at each other, and suddenly Dad clenched his hands and exclaimed, “By golly, them people don’t drill unless they know what they’re doin’. Bunny, I believe I’ll try a well here on our place, and see what we get!”

They looked at each other, and suddenly Dad clenched his fists and said, “Wow, those people don’t drill unless they know what they’re doing. Bunny, I think I’ll try digging a well here on our property and see what we get!”

“Oh, Mr. Ross!” exclaimed Ruth. “You ought to do it—my Uncle Eby always used to say there was oil here!”

“Oh, Mr. Ross!” Ruth exclaimed. “You really should do it—my Uncle Eby always said there was oil here!”

“Is that so?” said Dad. “Well, I’ll take a chance then, jist for fun.” And he looked at Bunny, with just the flicker of a smile. It told Bunny a lot, when he came to think it over; Dad had guessed that Bunny was worried, and exactly what was his dilemma with the Watkinses; and Dad had had the wit to save Bunny’s face, and avoid the need of confessing. Dear, kind old Dad, that was anxious to do everything for his boy—that would even do his lying for him! How could any boy refuse to be content with such a happy solution of his ethical problems?

“Is that so?” Dad said. “Well, I’ll take a chance then, just for fun.” He glanced at Bunny with a hint of a smile. When Bunny thought it over, it meant a lot; Dad had figured out that Bunny was worried and what his issue with the Watkinses was. Dad had the cleverness to save Bunny from embarrassment without making him confess. Sweet, caring old Dad, who was eager to do everything for his son—even take on his lies! How could any boy not feel satisfied with such a perfect resolution to his moral dilemmas?

CHAPTER VI
THE WILD CAT

I

Dad had thought things over, and studied his bank account, and given his decision; they would drill the Ross Junior-Paradise No. 1, and do it quick, and give the “Excelsior Pete” crowd a run for their money; there was no use letting the Big Five think they owned the whole oil industry. Dad would stick here and see things started; so he phoned for his geologist, and hunted up a contractor to figure over a well for water.

Dad had thought it through, looked at his bank account, and made his decision; they would drill the Ross Junior-Paradise No. 1 quickly and give the “Excelsior Pete” crowd a real challenge; there was no point in letting the Big Five think they controlled the entire oil industry. Dad would stay here and get things moving; so he called his geologist and searched for a contractor to assess a well for water.

Mr. Banning, the geologist, came next day, and gave Bunny’s hopes a knock over the head at the very outset. He said Dad was right in his idea that you couldn’t count very much on that streak of oil on the top of the ground. You might come on oil-sands one or two hundred feet down, but they wouldn’t be likely to amount to much; if that was all you were looking for, you might bring in one of those little drilling-rigs on wheels such as they used back in Pennsylvania! But out here, said Mr. Banning, the real oil-sands lay deep, and you never knew what you’d find till you got there. But he liked the looks of the district, and thought it worth a chance; he spent a couple of days wandering over the hills with Dad and Bunny, studying the slope of the strata, and finally he and Dad chose the side of a hill on the Watkins ranch, not far from the place where Bunny had sat and talked with Ruth while she tended the goats.

Mr. Banning, the geologist, showed up the next day and quickly crushed Bunny’s hopes. He said Dad was right that you couldn’t rely too much on that oil streak on the surface. You might find oil sands one or two hundred feet down, but they probably wouldn’t be significant; if that was all you were after, you could just bring in one of those small drilling rigs on wheels like they used back in Pennsylvania! But out here, Mr. Banning explained, the real oil sands were deep, and you never knew what you’d discover until you got there. However, he liked the look of the area and thought it was worth a shot. He spent a couple of days exploring the hills with Dad and Bunny, examining the slope of the rock layers. In the end, he and Dad picked a spot on the side of a hill on the Watkins ranch, not far from where Bunny had sat and chatted with Ruth while she took care of the goats.

The water-well man came, offering to drill a four-inch well for $2.12 a foot; and Dad signed a contract with him, on the basis of his making so many feet a day, and getting a bonus if he went above that, and paying a forfeit if he fell below it. After which Dad and Bunny drove over to pay a visit to Mr. Jeremiah Carey, a rancher near Roseville, who was chairman of the county board of supervisors, which had to do with the all-important question of road construction.

The water-well guy showed up, offering to drill a four-inch well for $2.12 per foot; Dad signed a contract with him based on how many feet he could drill in a day, with a bonus if he exceeded that and a penalty if he didn't meet it. After that, Dad and Bunny drove over to visit Mr. Jeremiah Carey, a rancher near Roseville, who was the chairman of the county board of supervisors, which handled the crucial issue of road construction.

A great part of the road passed through Dad’s own property; and it had been Bunny’s naive idea that Dad would call in a contractor, and pay the price, as in the case of the water well. But Dad said no, that wasn’t the way you did with roads; it was a public road, running from Paradise to Roseville, down along the slide, and it would be graded and paved at public expense. To be sure, Dad would use this road more than anyone else, but also he would pay some of the taxes; all the people owning property along the slide would pay a share, and the new road would increase the value of their property.

A large part of the road went through Dad's own land, and Bunny thought it would be simple: Dad would hire a contractor and pay for it like he did with the water well. But Dad said no; that's not how you handle roads. This was a public road stretching from Paradise to Roseville, along the slide, and it would be graded and paved with public funds. Sure, Dad would use this road more than anyone else, but he also paid taxes, and everyone else who owned property along the slide would chip in. Plus, the new road would raise the value of their properties.

All this Dad explained, first to Bunny, and then to Mr. Carey, a friendly old fellow who grew apricots and peaches on the slopes of a ridge overlooking the San Elido valley. Mr. Carey was evidently pleased to meet a famous oil operator, and he took them up to the house and made them sit comfortable in big porch chairs, and called to Mrs. Carey to bring some lemonade for Bunny. Dad produced his gold-foil cigars, and told the chairman of the county board of supervisors what a great thing it was going to mean for this whole section if oil developments came in; he told about the Bankside lease at Prospect Hill, and the million and more which he had paid to the Bankside family, and the palace on the beach front which Mr. Bankside was now occupying; you could see the eyes of Mr. and Mrs. Carey open wider and wider, as Dad visioned this slope covered with a forest of oil-derricks. Absolutely, the whole thing depended upon one problem, that of roads. Manifestly, you couldn’t bring in derrick materials and drilling tools and heavy machinery over that sheep-track which they now had, and which had jist broken a spring on Dad’s new motor-car; nor could the county expect Dad to improve a public road at his own expense, in order to have the privilege of paying tens of thousands of dollars of new taxes into the county treasury. To all of which Mr. Carey agreed.

Dad explained all of this first to Bunny and then to Mr. Carey, a friendly older guy who grew apricots and peaches on the slopes overlooking the San Elido valley. Mr. Carey was clearly pleased to meet a well-known oil operator, so he took them up to his house, made them comfortable in big porch chairs, and called for Mrs. Carey to bring some lemonade for Bunny. Dad pulled out his gold-foil cigars and told the chairman of the county board of supervisors what a huge impact oil development would have on the area; he talked about the Bankside lease at Prospect Hill and the million dollars he had paid to the Bankside family, along with the beach house Mr. Bankside was now living in. You could see Mr. and Mrs. Carey's eyes widen as Dad envisioned the slope covered with a forest of oil derricks. The whole thing really came down to one issue: roads. Clearly, you couldn’t bring in derrick materials, drilling tools, and heavy machinery over the sheep-track they currently had, which had just broken a spring on Dad’s new car; nor could the county expect Dad to improve a public road at his own expense just to be able to pay tens of thousands of dollars in new taxes to the county. Mr. Carey agreed to all of this.

Dad went on to say that it was a question of time; if the county authorities were going to dilly-dally along, and keep him waiting—why then, he had plenty of other tracts he could drill, and he would keep this here Paradise place for a quail-preserve. Mr. Carey looked worried, and said he’d do his best, but of course Mr. Ross understood that public affairs didn’t move in a hurry, you had to issue bonds to pave a new road, and there would have to be a special election to vote them. Dad said that was what he had come to find out about; if that was the case, it was all off so far as he was concerned. Wasn’t there some way this work could be done at once, on the basis of its being repairs to an old road, instead of new paving? And Mr. Carey said of course, they had funds for repair work, he didn’t know just how much, he’d have to consult his associates on the board.

Dad went on to say that it was just a matter of time; if the county authorities were going to drag their feet and keep him waiting—well, he had plenty of other plots he could drill, and he would keep this Paradise place as a quail preserve. Mr. Carey looked concerned and said he’d do his best, but of course Mr. Ross understood that public affairs didn’t move quickly; you had to issue bonds to pave a new road, and there would need to be a special election to vote on them. Dad said that was what he had come to find out about; if that was the case, he was done with it as far as he was concerned. Wasn’t there any way this work could be done right away, on the grounds that it was repairs to an old road instead of new paving? And Mr. Carey said, of course, they had funds for repair work; he didn’t know exactly how much, and he’d have to check with his associates on the board.

Mr. Carey got up and strolled down to the car with Dad and Bunny; and as they stood there chatting, Dad took out an envelope from his pocket, and said: “Mr. Carey, I’m asking a lot of your time, and it ain’t fair you should work for nothing. I hope you won’t take offense if I ask you to let me pay your gasoline and tire-cost while you’re running about a-seein’ to this.” Mr. Carey hesitated, and said he didn’t know whether that would be exactly proper or not; and Dad said it would be understood, it was jist for Mr. Carey’s time, it wouldn’t change his judgment as to what should be done; they would have other dealings, no doubt, and perhaps some day Dad would come wild-catting on Mr. Carey’s ranch. The other put the envelope into his pocket, and said Dad would hear from him soon.

Mr. Carey got up and walked to the car with Dad and Bunny; and as they stood there chatting, Dad pulled out an envelope from his pocket and said, “Mr. Carey, I know I’m asking a lot of your time, and it’s not fair for you to work for nothing. I hope you won’t mind if I ask you to let me cover your gas and tire expenses while you’re out taking care of this.” Mr. Carey hesitated and said he wasn’t sure if that would be exactly appropriate or not, and Dad said it would be understood; it was just for Mr. Carey’s time, it wouldn’t affect his judgment on what needed to be done. They would have other business together, no doubt, and maybe someday Dad would come looking for oil on Mr. Carey’s ranch. Mr. Carey put the envelope into his pocket and said Dad would hear from him soon.

Now Bunny had been taking a course in school which was called “civics,” and had learned all about how the government of his country was run. There had been many discussions in class, and among other things they had mentioned “corruption of public officials.” Bunny—of course without any hint that he had ever had personal knowledge of such a thing—had asked the lady teacher about the possibility of a business man’s paying a public official extra sums for his time and trouble in public matters; and the lady teacher had been shocked by such a suggestion, and had declared that it would be bribery without question. So now Bunny told Dad, and the latter explained. It was the difference between a theoretical and a practical view of a question. The lady-teacher had never had to drill an oil well, her business didn’t depend on moving heavy materials over a sheep-trail; all she did was jist to sit in a room and use high-soundin’ words, like “ideals” and “democracy” and “public service.” That was the trouble with this education business, the people that taught was people that never done things, and had no real knowledge of the world.

Now Bunny had been taking a civics course at school and had learned all about how the government in his country operated. There were many discussions in class, and among other things, they talked about “corruption of public officials.” Bunny—of course, without any suggestion that he had ever experienced this personally—asked the female teacher if a businessman could pay a public official extra money for his time and efforts on public matters; the teacher had been shocked by such a suggestion and declared that it would certainly be bribery. So, Bunny shared this with Dad, who then explained. It was the difference between a theoretical and practical perspective on an issue. The teacher had never had to drill an oil well, and her work didn’t depend on moving heavy materials over a rough path; all she did was sit in a room and use fancy terms like “ideals,” “democracy,” and “public service.” That was the issue with education—most of the people teaching had never done anything practical and had no real understanding of the world.

In this case it all came down to one question, did they want to drill the Watkins tract or not. Of course they might wait ten years, till in the course of the county’s development somebody else come in and did what Dad was now a-doin’—put skids under the public authorities, and “greased” the skids. In a great many cases the authorities were greedy, they went out on purpose to hold you up and make you pay; in other cases they was jist ignorant and indifferent; but anyhow, if you wanted things done you had to pay for them. Dad explained the difference between public and private business; in your own business, you were boss, and you drove ahead and pushed things through; but when you ran into public authorities, you saw graft and waste and inefficiency till it made you sick. And yet there was fools always rooting for public ownership; people who called themselves Socialists, and wanted to turn everything over to the government to run, and when they had their way, you’d have to fill out a dozen application blanks and await the action of a board of officials before you could buy a loaf of bread.

In this situation, it all came down to one question: did they want to drill the Watkins tract or not? Of course, they could wait ten years until, during the county’s development, someone else came in and did what Dad was doing—put pressure on the public authorities and smooth the way for things to happen. In many cases, the authorities were greedy; they would deliberately hold you up and force you to pay. In other cases, they were just clueless and indifferent. But either way, if you wanted things done, you had to pay for them. Dad explained the difference between public and private business: in your own business, you were the boss, driving things forward and pushing things through. But when you dealt with public authorities, you experienced graft, waste, and inefficiency that made you feel sick. Yet there were always fools cheering for public ownership—people who called themselves Socialists and wanted to hand everything over to the government. If they got their way, you’d have to fill out a dozen application forms and wait for a board of officials to decide before you could buy a loaf of bread.

Dad said that Bunny would get a practical course in civics, that he could take back to his teacher; they wasn’t going to get their road, jist by paying a tip to one apricot-grower. And sure enough, they didn’t! A couple of days later Dad got Mr. Carey on the phone, and learned that he had interviewed the other board members, and feared there would be some opposition; the board came up for re-election this fall, and there had been a lot of grumbling over the waste of road funds, and nobody wanted to take on any more troubles. There was to be a meeting of the board next week, and meantime, if Dad had any influence, it would be a good time for him to use it. Dad repeated this to Bunny, and explained, he was supposed to call on the other board members and distribute some more envelopes. “But I’ll do it wholesale,” said Dad, “and I’ll do it quick—before the Excelsior Pete crowd wake up to what’s happening. That’s our only chance, I’ve an idea.”

Dad said that Bunny would get a hands-on course in civics that he could share with his teacher; they weren’t going to get their road just by giving a tip to one apricot grower. And sure enough, they didn’t! A couple of days later, Dad called Mr. Carey and found out that he had talked to the other board members and feared there would be some pushback; the board was up for re-election this fall, and there had been a lot of complaints about the waste of road funds, and no one wanted to take on more trouble. There was a board meeting scheduled for next week, and in the meantime, if Dad had any influence, it would be a good time to use it. Dad told Bunny this and explained that he was supposed to reach out to the other board members and hand out more envelopes. “But I’ll do it in bulk,” Dad said, “and I’ll do it fast—before the Excelsior Pete crowd realizes what’s going on. That’s our only shot, I think.”

So Dad strolled into the office of Mr. Hardacre, the real estate agent, and through the smoke of a gold-foil cigar he put to that knowing gentleman the problem of what people he, Mr. Hardacre, would call on, in case he wanted to get a road built in San Elido county. Mr. Hardacre laughed and said that first he’d go to see Jake Coffey, and after that he’d go home and rest. Further questions elicited the fact that Jake Coffey was a hay and feed dealer in the town of San Elido, the county seat; also, he was the Republican boss of the county. Dad said all right, thanks, and he and Bunny were soon in the car, and headed for San Elido at Dad’s customary speed. “Now, son,” said he, “you’ll finish your lesson in civics!”

So Dad walked into the office of Mr. Hardacre, the real estate agent, and through the haze of a gold-foil cigar, he posed to that savvy gentleman the question of which people Mr. Hardacre would contact if he wanted to get a road built in San Elido County. Mr. Hardacre laughed and said that first he’d visit Jake Coffey, and after that, he’d head home to relax. Further questions revealed that Jake Coffey was a hay and feed dealer in the town of San Elido, the county seat; he was also the Republican boss of the county. Dad said okay, thanks, and soon he and Bunny were in the car, speeding toward San Elido at Dad’s usual pace. “Now, son,” he said, “you’re going to finish your lesson in civics!”

II

Jacob Coffey, Hay, Feed and Grain, Lime, Cement and Plaster, sat in the private office behind his store, with his feet on a center table from which the remains of a poker game had not yet been cleaned. He was a hard-bitten individual with tight-shut mouth and other features to correspond; his skin was tanned to leather, and all his teeth were gold, so far as they showed. He got his feet off the table and stood up; and when he heard Dad’s name, he said: “I was rather expecting you’d call.” Dad said: “I only jist heard about you. I came at fifty miles an hour.” So they were friends, and Mr. Coffey accepted a gold-foil cigar instead of his half-chewed one, and they sat down to business.

Jacob Coffey, who dealt in hay, feed, grain, lime, cement, and plaster, sat in the private office behind his store, with his feet on a coffee table that still had the remnants of a poker game on it. He was a tough-looking guy with a tight-lipped expression and features to match; his skin was tanned and rough, and all of his visible teeth were gold. He took his feet off the table and stood up; when he heard Dad’s name, he said, “I was kinda expecting you’d call.” Dad replied, “I just heard about you. I drove here at fifty miles an hour.” So they were friends, and Mr. Coffey accepted a gold-foil cigar instead of his half-smoked one, and they sat down to talk business.

“Mr. Coffey,” said Dad, “I am an independent oil man; what the Big Five call one of the ‘little fellers’—though not so little that I won’t show here in San Elido county. I’ve bought twelve thousand acres, and want to prospect for oil. If there’s any here, I’ll put a couple of hundred wells on the tract, and employ a thousand men, and pay a few million dollars in wages, and double real estate values for five or ten miles around. Now, Excelsior Pete is here; and of course they’ll fight to keep me or anyone else out. The thing I want to show you political fellers is that these big companies never put up the dough unless they have to, and it most all goes to the state machine, anyhow. Like everything else, they need a little competition to keep them softened up. Us independents pay more, and we make the big fellows pay more too. I assume I’m talking to a man who knows this game.”

“Mr. Coffey,” Dad said, “I’m an independent oil guy; what the Big Five call one of the ‘little guys’—though I’m not so little that I won’t show up here in San Elido County. I’ve bought twelve thousand acres and want to explore for oil. If there’s any here, I’ll set up a couple of hundred wells on the land, employ a thousand people, pay a few million dollars in wages, and double real estate values for five or ten miles around. Now, Excelsior Pete is here; and of course they’ll fight to keep me or anyone else out. What I want to show you political guys is that these big companies only invest when they have to, and most of it goes to the state machine anyway. Like everything else, they need a little competition to keep them on their toes. We independents pay more, and we make the big guys pay more too. I assume I’m talking to someone who knows this game.”

“You may assume it,” said Mr. Coffey, drily. “Exactly what do you want?”

“You can take it as a given,” said Mr. Coffey, dryly. “What exactly do you want?”

“For the present, jist one thing—a road to Paradise. It’s a case of no road, no drilling, and that’s no bluff, but a fact you can understand, because you haul heavy material yourself, and you may have tried to deliver over that there sheep-trail.”

“For now, just one thing—a way to Paradise. It’s a matter of no road, no drilling, and that’s not an exaggeration, but a fact you can grasp since you carry heavy materials yourself, and you might have attempted to deliver along that sheep-trail.”

“I have,” said Mr. Coffey.

"I have," Mr. Coffey said.

“Well, then, no words needed. I want a road, and I want it without no red tape—I want the county to start work within the next ten days, and jist push the job right through, so that I can get in here and drill my well, now while I got a rig to spare. Maybe that’s never been done before, but it’s what I want, and I’ve come to ask what it’s worth. Do I make myself clear?”

“Well, no need for small talk. I want a road, and I want it done without any delays—I want the county to start working on it in the next ten days and just push it through, so I can get in here and drill my well while I have a rig available. Maybe that’s never been done before, but it’s what I want, and I’ve come to ask what it’s going to cost me. Am I being clear?”

“Perfectly,” said Mr. Coffey, and his hard face yielded to a slight smile. It was evident that he liked Dad’s business methods.

“Perfectly,” said Mr. Coffey, and his stern face softened into a slight smile. It was clear that he appreciated Dad’s business methods.

He told his side of the case; and Bunny understood that he was bargaining, drawing a fancy picture of the tremendous difficulties involved. The county machine had been having a peck of trouble of late, some damned fool had stolen some money—a silly thing to take the county’s money, said Mr. Coffey, when you could make so much more in legitimate ways. Also there had been criticism of road contracts; they had a crank in this town that published a weekly paper, the “Watch-Dog,” and filled it with reckless charges. Well, the long and short of it was that to use the emergency repair funds of the county to build a road for an oil operator, would be bound to stir up a lot of fuss, and lose votes which the county machine needed. As Mr. Ross had said, the Excelsior Pete crowd, who already had a road to their tract, wouldn’t favor Dad’s road; they might furnish material for the crank’s weekly paper, and they might make a kick to the state committee, and make Mr. Coffey’s life a little hell.

He shared his version of the case, and Bunny realized he was negotiating, exaggerating the huge challenges involved. The county system had been dealing with quite a bit of trouble lately; some idiot had stolen money—Mr. Coffey thought it was ridiculous to take county funds when you could easily make more money in honest ways. There had also been criticism regarding road contracts; there was a guy in town who published a weekly paper called the "Watch-Dog," which was filled with baseless accusations. In short, using the county's emergency repair funds to build a road for an oil operator would definitely cause a lot of backlash and lose votes that the county needed. As Mr. Ross had mentioned, the Excelsior Pete group, who already had a road to their property, wouldn’t support Dad’s road; they could provide material for the guy's weekly paper, and they might complain to the state committee, making Mr. Coffey's life a bit of a nightmare.

Dad listened politely—as the process of bargaining required. He said that he appreciated all these troubles, and would expect to make up for them. In the first place, there would be the job of carrying the county supervisors into office. Would it seem a fair proposition if Dad were to contribute five thousand dollars to the war chest of the campaign committee? Mr. Coffey blew a big cloud of grey-blue tobacco-smoke into the air, and sat gazing fixedly at the figure 5 and three O’s written in these clouds.

Dad listened politely, as the process of bargaining required. He said he appreciated all these troubles and expected to make up for them. First, there would be the job of getting the county supervisors into office. Would it be fair for Dad to contribute five thousand dollars to the campaign committee's war chest? Mr. Coffey blew a thick cloud of gray-blue tobacco smoke into the air and sat staring intently at the number 5 and three O's swirling in the smoke.

“You understand,” Dad added; “that’s a party matter, and separate from any proposition I make to you personally.”

“You understand,” Dad added, “that’s a party issue, and separate from any offer I make to you personally.”

“Let’s have your whole idea,” said Mr. Coffey, quietly.

“Share your entire idea with us,” Mr. Coffey said softly.

So Dad gave his “spiel” about believing in co-operation, and how he always got a little organization together wherever he worked, and stood by his friends and gave them a share of what he made. He told about his Ross-Bankside No. 1, and how he had formed a syndicate for that well, and, in order to make sure of getting his derrick material on the spot, he had let the president of a big lumber company have two percent of it—jist a little friendly service, and the well had earned so far nearly six hundred thousand dollars net profits, and the president of this company had made over twelve thousand, jist for his trouble in seeing that Dad always got his lumber the day he asked for it.

So Dad gave his talk about believing in teamwork and how he always put together a small organization wherever he worked. He stood by his friends and shared what he earned with them. He talked about his Ross-Bankside No. 1, and how he’d formed a syndicate for that well. To make sure he got his derrick materials on time, he let the president of a big lumber company take two percent of it—just a little friendly favor. So far, the well had earned nearly six hundred thousand dollars in net profits, and the president of that company made over twelve thousand dollars, just for helping Dad get his lumber on the day he asked for it.

And now here was the same thing; if Dad could get a road, he would gamble on the Paradise tract, and Mr. Coffey might gamble with him. Dad offered to “carry” him to the amount of two percent of the well; the cost would run over a hundred thousand dollars, so Mr. Coffey would be getting a two thousand dollar investment, and if the well became a producer, he might get five or ten, or even thirty or forty thousand dollars; such things had happened many times, and were to be reckoned on. Of course, Dad would expect this to mean that he and Mr. Coffey would be friends; they would work together, and help each other with any little favors that might be needed.

And now it was the same situation; if Dad could secure a road, he would take a chance on the Paradise tract, and Mr. Coffey might join him in the gamble. Dad suggested he would "carry" him for two percent of the well; the costs would exceed a hundred thousand dollars, so Mr. Coffey would be looking at a two thousand dollar investment. If the well turned out to be productive, he could potentially make five, ten, or even thirty or forty thousand dollars; those outcomes had happened many times before and were to be expected. Naturally, Dad would assume this meant he and Mr. Coffey would be friends; they would collaborate and help each other out with any small favors that might come up.

And Mr. Coffey puffed several more clouds of smoke, and studied them, and said he felt friendly to Dad; but he thought it would be better if Dad would contribute two thousand dollars to the campaign fund, and carry five thousand for Mr. Coffey personally. And Dad, looking him in the eye, inquired, “Can you deliver the goods?” Mr. Coffey said yes, he could deliver them all right, Dad needn’t have any worries. So it was a bargain, and Dad took out his check-book and wrote out two thousand dollars to the order of the treasurer of the county campaign committee of the Republican party. Then he asked Mr. Coffey whether he held any public office, and the latter replied no, he was just a plain business man; so Dad said all right then, the agreement could be in Mr. Coffey’s name; and he wrote a memorandum to the effect that he had received the sum of one dollar and other good and valuable considerations, in return for which Mr. Coffey was owner of five percent interest in the net profits of a well to be drilled on the Abel Watkins ranch near Paradise, to be known as the Ross Junior-Paradise No. 1. But it was understood and agreed that the said well was not to be drilled until there was a good hard road completed from the main street of Paradise to the entrance of the Abel Watkins ranch, and if the said road were not completed within sixty days the said J. Arnold Ross was under no obligation to drill the said well, nor to return to the said Jacob Coffey the said one dollar and other good and valuable considerations. And Dad handed that to the said Jacob Coffey, and smiled, and remarked that he hoped it wouldn’t fall into the hands of the “Watch-Dog.” Mr. Coffey smiled, and laid his hand on Bunny’s shoulder, and said he hoped this young man wouldn’t make any mistake and talk about it; and Dad said that Bunny was learning the oil business, and the first lesson he had learned was never to talk about his father’s affairs.

And Mr. Coffey puffed out a few more clouds of smoke, studied them, and said he felt friendly towards Dad; but he thought it would be better if Dad contributed two thousand dollars to the campaign fund and carried five thousand for Mr. Coffey personally. Dad, looking him in the eye, asked, “Can you deliver the goods?” Mr. Coffey said yes, he could definitely deliver, and Dad didn’t need to worry. So it was a deal, and Dad took out his checkbook and wrote a check for two thousand dollars to the treasurer of the county campaign committee of the Republican party. Then he asked Mr. Coffey if he held any public office, and Mr. Coffey replied no, he was just a regular businessman; so Dad said all right then, the agreement could be in Mr. Coffey’s name; and he wrote a note stating that he had received one dollar and other valuable considerations, in return for which Mr. Coffey owned five percent interest in the net profits of a well to be drilled on the Abel Watkins ranch near Paradise, to be called the Ross Junior-Paradise No. 1. But it was understood that the well wouldn’t be drilled until a solid road was completed from the main street of Paradise to the entrance of the Abel Watkins ranch, and if the road wasn’t completed within sixty days, J. Arnold Ross wasn’t obligated to drill the well or return the one dollar and other valuable considerations to Jacob Coffey. Dad handed that to Jacob Coffey, smiled, and remarked that he hoped it wouldn’t end up in the hands of the “Watch-Dog.” Mr. Coffey smiled, put his hand on Bunny’s shoulder, and said he hoped this young man wouldn’t make any mistakes and discuss it; and Dad said that Bunny was learning the oil business, and the first lesson he learned was to never talk about his dad’s affairs.

So then they shook hands all round, and the two got into their car, and Bunny exclaimed, “But Dad, I thought you were a Democrat!” And Dad laughed and said that he wasn’t deciding the tariff on hyperchlorides, nor the independence of the Philippine Islands, he was jist gettin’ a road to the Watkins ranch. Bunny said, “There’s one thing I don’t understand; how can Mr. Coffey do all that, if he hasn’t any office?” To which Dad answered that the big fellows as a rule avoided holding office for that very reason, so they were free to do business. Mr. Carey could be sent to prison if it were proven that he had taken money from Dad, but nothing could be done to Coffey, he was jist the “boss.” The office-holder, said Dad, was either a poor devil who needed a fifth-rate salary, or else he was a man actuated by vanity, he liked to make speeches, and be applauded by the crowd, and see his picture in the papers. You would never see pictures of Jake Coffey in the papers, he done his work in his back office, and never in the lime-light.

So then they shook hands all around, and the two got into their car, and Bunny said, "But Dad, I thought you were a Democrat!" Dad laughed and replied that he wasn't deciding on the tariff for hyperchlorides or the independence of the Philippine Islands; he was just trying to get to the Watkins ranch. Bunny asked, "There's one thing I don't get; how can Mr. Coffey do all that if he doesn't have an office?" Dad explained that the big players usually avoided holding office for that exact reason, so they could focus on business. Mr. Carey could go to jail if it was proven he took money from Dad, but nothing could touch Coffey, he was just the "boss." The office-holder, Dad said, was either a poor guy who needed a low-paying job or someone driven by vanity who liked making speeches, getting applause from the crowd, and seeing their picture in the papers. You'd never see Jake Coffey's picture in the papers; he did his work out of sight, away from the spotlight.

Bunny, of course, remembered what he had been taught in the “civics” class, and asked if that was the way the business of government was always run. Dad said it was about the same everywhere, from the county up to the state, and on to the national government. It wasn’t really as bad as it seemed, it was jist a natural consequence of the inefficiency of great masses of people. It was all right to make spread-eagle speeches on “democracy,” but what was the fact? Who was the voters here in San Elido county? Why, the very boobs that Bunny had seen “jumping” and “rolling” and “talking in tongues” at Eli’s church; and could anybody pretend that these people could run a government? They were supposed to decide whether or not Dad should have a road and drill a well! It was a sure thing they couldn’t do it; and Jake Coffey was the feller that done the deciding for them—he provided that promptness and efficiency that business men had to have, and that couldn’t be got under our American system.

Bunny recalled what he had learned in civics class and asked if that was how government always operated. Dad replied that it was pretty much the same everywhere, from the county level to the state and up to the national government. It wasn’t as bad as it looked; it was just a natural result of the inefficiencies that come with large groups of people. It was fine to make grand speeches about democracy, but what was the reality? Who were the voters in San Elido County? They were the same people Bunny had seen “jumping,” “rolling,” and “talking in tongues” at Eli’s church; could anyone seriously think these folks could run a government? They were supposed to decide whether Dad should get a road and drill a well! There was no way they could handle it, and Jake Coffey was the guy making the decisions for them—he provided the speed and efficiency that businesspeople needed, which couldn’t be achieved through our American system.

III

The water-well men got to work, and the telephone linemen; and Dad said it was time to figure on living quarters for their crew. They would get along with a bunk-house while they were prospecting; then, if they found oil, they’d put up nice cabins for the families of the men. Dad said to Paul that he was foolish to waste his time on beans and strawberries, which would keep him a pauper all his life; he had better turn carpenter and do this building job, and after that he could learn oil-drilling. Dad would have his boss-carpenter come and figure the materials for the bunk-house, and see to the foundations and the sills, and after that Paul could finish the job with carpenters he’d pick up in the neighborhood, and Dad would pay him five dollars a day, which was jist about five times what he’d get working this old ranch by himself.

The water-well crew got to work, along with the telephone linemen; and Dad said it was time to think about living arrangements for their team. They could manage with a bunkhouse while they were exploring; then, if they hit oil, they’d build nice cabins for the workers' families. Dad told Paul that it was silly to spend his time on beans and strawberries, which would keep him broke for life; he should consider becoming a carpenter and take on this construction job, and afterward, he could learn about oil drilling. Dad would have his head carpenter come by to figure out the materials for the bunkhouse and oversee the foundations and sills, and after that, Paul could finish the work with carpenters he’d find in the area. Dad would pay him five dollars a day, which was about five times what he’d make working this old ranch by himself.

Paul said all right, and they sat down one evening and made out the plans of the house. It was going to be real nice, Dad said, because this was Bunny’s well, and Bunny was turning into a little social reformer, and intended to feed his men on patty de far grar. Instead of having one long room with bunks, they’d have little individual cubby-holes, each with its separate window, and two bunks, one on top of the other, for the day man and the night man. There would be a couple of showers, and besides the dining-room and kitchen and store-room, a nice sitting-room, with a victrola and some magazines and books; that was Bunny’s own idea, he was a-goin’ to have a sure enough cultured oil-crew.

Paul agreed, and one evening they sat down to plan the house. Dad said it was going to be really nice because this was Bunny’s place, and Bunny was becoming a bit of a social reformer. He intended to serve his crew patty de foie gras. Instead of one long room with bunks, they would have small individual cubby-holes, each with its own window and two bunks—one on top of the other—for the day man and the night man. There would be a couple of showers, and besides the dining room, kitchen, and storage room, there would be a cozy sitting room with a Victrola and some magazines and books. That was Bunny’s idea; he was determined to have a truly cultured oil crew.

Dad and Bunny took a drive to Roseville, to get some furniture and stuff for their own cabin, which was now complete. Dad purchased a copy of the “Eagle,” fresh off the press, and he opened it, and burst into a roar of laughter. Bunny had never seen him do that in his life before, so he looked in a hurry, and there on the front page was a story about one Adonijah Prescott, a rancher who lived near the slide between Paradise and Roseville; some three months ago his wagon had been overturned and his collar-bone broken, and now he was filing suit against the county for fifteen thousand dollars damages; more than that, he was suing each and every member of the county board of supervisors, alleging neglect of their public duties in leaving the road in an unsafe condition! On the editorial page appeared a two-column discourse on the dreadful condition of the aforesaid road; there were mineral springs nearby, and it had been proposed to develop them, but the project had been dropped, because of lack of transportation; and now there were possibilities of oil, but these also were in danger, because of bad roads, which kept San Elido one of the most backward counties of the state. The “Eagle” stated that a public-spirited rancher, Mr. Joe Limacher, was circulating a petition for immediate repairs to the road along the slide, and it was to be hoped that all citizens and tax-payers would sign up.

Dad and Bunny drove to Roseville to get some furniture and other items for their newly finished cabin. Dad bought a copy of the “Eagle,” hot off the press, and opened it, bursting into laughter. Bunny had never seen him do that before, so he rushed over to see what was so funny. On the front page, there was a story about Adonijah Prescott, a rancher near the slide between Paradise and Roseville. About three months ago, his wagon had overturned, breaking his collarbone, and now he was suing the county for fifteen thousand dollars in damages. Not only that, he was also suing every member of the county board of supervisors, claiming they neglected their duties by leaving the road in an unsafe condition! The editorial page featured a two-column piece on the terrible state of that road. There were mineral springs nearby, and it had been suggested to develop them, but the project was dropped due to a lack of transportation. Now there were potential oil opportunities, but those were also in jeopardy because of the bad roads, which kept San Elido as one of the most underdeveloped counties in the state. The “Eagle” reported that a community-minded rancher, Mr. Joe Limacher, was circulating a petition for immediate road repairs along the slide, and it was hoped that all citizens and taxpayers would sign it.

Next day along came Mr. Limacher, in a rusty Ford, and asked Dad to sign! Dad looked very thoughtful, and said it would cost him a hell of a lot of taxes. The public-spirited Mr. Limacher—who was being paid three dollars a day by Jake Coffey—argued a while with Dad, and in the end Dad said all right, he didn’t want his neighbors to think him a cheapskate, so he’d sign along with the rest. Four days later came the news that the supervisors had held a special meeting and voted immediate repairs to the slide road; and two days after that came the grading gang, teams of big horses with heavy plows—you’d never have guessed there were so many in the county, there must have been a score of them on that two mile stretch. They tore up the ground, and men with crow-bars rolled the boulders out of the way, and more teams with scrapers slid the dirt this way and that, and pretty soon it began to look like a highway. And then, beginning at the Paradise end, came countless loads of crushed rock, in big motor-trucks which tilted up backwards and slid out their burden. There were machines to level this material, and great steam-rollers to roll it flat—gee, it was wonderful to see what Dad’s money could do!

The next day, Mr. Limacher showed up in an old Ford and asked Dad to sign. Dad looked pretty thoughtful and said it would cost him a lot in taxes. The civic-minded Mr. Limacher—who was getting paid three dollars a day by Jake Coffey—argued with Dad for a bit, and in the end, Dad agreed to sign because he didn’t want his neighbors to think he was a cheapskate. Four days later, the news came that the supervisors had held a special meeting and voted for immediate repairs on the slide road; and two days after that, the grading crew arrived with teams of big horses and heavy plows—you wouldn’t have guessed there were so many in the county; there had to be at least twenty on that two-mile stretch. They ripped up the ground, men with crowbars moved the boulders out of the way, and more teams with scrapers shifted the dirt around, and before long it started to look like a proper highway. Then, starting from the Paradise end, countless loads of crushed rock came in big motor trucks that tilted up in the back and dumped their loads. There were machines to level the materials and huge steam rollers to flatten it all out—it was amazing to see what Dad’s money could accomplish!

They had ordered the lumber for the bunk-house, and got it in by small loads, and Paul was at work with half a dozen men from the neighborhood. He had engaged them himself, telephoning from Paradise; and if any of them felt humiliated at working under a nineteen year old boss, Dad’s twenty-two dollar check salved their feelings at twelve-thirty every Saturday. Even old Mr. Watkins, Paul’s father, was impressed by this sudden rise of his “black sheep,” and no longer said anything about hell-fire and brimstone. It was on his ranch, you understand, that all this activity was taking place; the carpenters’ hammers were thumping all day, and up near the head of the arroyo the artesian well was flowing, and a gang of men and horses were leveling a road up to the drilling site. It seemed to the Watkins family as if the whole county had suddenly moved to their ranch. It meant high prices, right on the spot, for everything good to eat they could raise. You could not help being impressed by so much activity, even though you knew it was the activity of Satan!

They had ordered the lumber for the bunkhouse and received it in small loads, with Paul working alongside half a dozen local guys. He had recruited them himself, calling from Paradise, and if any of them felt embarrassed about having a nineteen-year-old boss, Dad’s twenty-two-dollar check every Saturday at twelve-thirty made them feel better. Even old Mr. Watkins, Paul’s father, was taken aback by this unexpected success of his “black sheep,” and he no longer mentioned hellfire and brimstone. It was at his ranch, you see, that all this hustle was happening; the carpenters were hammering away all day, and up by the head of the arroyo, the artesian well was flowing, while a crew of men and horses were leveling the road to the drilling site. It felt to the Watkins family as if the entire county had suddenly come to their ranch. This meant high prices right there for everything good to eat they could grow. You couldn’t help but be struck by so much activity, even if you knew it was the work of the devil!

Best of all was the effect upon Ruth, who fairly shone with happiness over Paul’s success. Ruth kept house for Dad and Bunny, besides what she did for Paul and herself; but it seemed to agree with her, she filled out, and her cheeks grew rosy. She had money to buy shoes and stockings and clean dresses, and Bunny noticed all of a sudden that she was quite a pretty girl. She shared Bunny’s idea that his father was a great man, and she expressed her admiration by baking pies and puddings for him, regardless of the fact that he was trying to keep his weight down! The four of them had supper together every evening, after the day’s work was done, in the Rascum bungalow with the bougainvillea vine; and then they sat out under the vine in the moonlight and talked about what they had done, and what they were going to do, and the world was certainly an interesting place to be alive in!

Best of all was the effect on Ruth, who was glowing with happiness over Paul’s success. Ruth took care of the house for Dad and Bunny, along with what she did for Paul and herself; but it seemed to suit her, she became fuller, and her cheeks turned rosy. She had money to buy shoes and stockings and clean dresses, and Bunny suddenly noticed that she was quite a pretty girl. She shared Bunny’s belief that his father was a great man, and she showed her admiration by baking pies and puddings for him, even though he was trying to watch his weight! The four of them had dinner together every evening after the day’s work was done, in the Rascum bungalow with the bougainvillea vine; and then they sat outside under the vine in the moonlight and talked about what they had done and what they were going to do, and the world was definitely an exciting place to be alive in!

IV

It was time for Bunny to go back to school; but first he had to pay his semi-annual visit to his mother.

It was time for Bunny to head back to school, but first, he needed to make his semi-annual visit to his mom.

Bunny had seen a notice in the paper, to the effect that Mrs. Andrew Wotherspoon Lang was suing for divorce on grounds of desertion. Now Mamma told him about it—her second husband had basely left her, two years after their marriage, and she had no idea where he was. She was a lonely and very sad woman, with tears in her eyes; Bunny could have no idea how hard it was, how every one tried to prey upon defenseless women. Presently, through the tears, Bunny became aware that his “pretty little Mamma” was tactfully hinting something; she would have to have a new name when she got the divorce, and she wanted to take back Dad’s name, and Bunny wasn’t quite sure whether that meant that she was to take Dad back along with his name. She asked how Dad was, and mustn’t he be lonely, and did he have any women friends? That bothered Bunny, who didn’t like to have people probing into his father’s relations with women—he wasn’t sure himself, and didn’t like to think about it. He said that Mamma would have to write to Dad, because Dad wouldn’t let him, Bunny, talk about these matters. So then some more tears ran down the pretty cheeks, and Mamma said that everybody shut her out, even her own daughter, Bertie, had refused to come and stay with her this time, and what did that mean? Bunny explained, as well as he could; his sister was selfish, he thought, and wrapped up in her worldly career; she was a young lady now, flying very high, with a fast set, and didn’t have time for any of her family.

Bunny had seen a notice in the paper saying that Mrs. Andrew Wotherspoon Lang was filing for divorce due to abandonment. Now, Mom was telling him about it—her second husband had heartlessly left her two years after they got married, and she had no idea where he was. She was a lonely and very sad woman, tears in her eyes; Bunny couldn’t understand how tough it was and how everyone tried to take advantage of vulnerable women. Eventually, through her tears, Bunny realized that his “pretty little Mom” was subtly suggesting something; she would need a new name after the divorce and wanted to take back Dad’s name. Bunny wasn’t quite sure if that meant she wanted to take Dad back too. She asked how Dad was doing, whether he must be lonely, and if he had any female friends. That made Bunny uneasy; he didn’t like people probing into his father’s relationships with women—he wasn’t sure himself and didn’t want to think about it. He said that Mom would have to write to Dad because Dad wouldn’t let him talk about these things. Then more tears rolled down her beautiful cheeks, and Mom said that everyone was shutting her out, even her own daughter, Bertie, had refused to come and stay with her this time. What did that mean? Bunny explained as best as he could; he thought his sister was selfish and caught up in her career; she was a young woman now, living a high-flying life with a fast crowd, and didn’t have time for any of her family.

But Bertie had found time recently for a talk with her brother; telling him that he was old enough now to know about their mother. Bertie had got the facts long ago from Aunt Emma, and now she passed them on, and many mysteries were solved for the boy, not merely about his mother, but about his father. Dad had married after he was forty, being then the keeper of a cross-roads store; he had married the village belle, who thought she was making a great conquest. But very soon she had got ideas beyond the village; she had tried to pry Dad loose, and finally had run away and left him, with a prosperous bond-salesman from Angel City, who had married her, but then got tired and left her.

But Bertie recently found time to talk with her brother, telling him that he was old enough now to learn about their mother. Bertie had gotten the details a long time ago from Aunt Emma, and now she passed them on, solving many mysteries for the boy, not just about his mother but also about his father. Dad had married after he was forty, when he was the owner of a convenience store; he had married the village beauty, who thought she was making a big score. But very quickly, she started to have bigger ambitions beyond the village; she tried to get Dad to break free, and eventually, she ran off with a successful bond salesman from Angel City, who married her but then got bored and left her.

Mamma’s leaving had done what all her arguments had failed to do—it had pried Dad loose. He had thought it over and realized—what everybody wanted was money, and he had lost out because he hadn’t made enough; well, he’d show them. And from that time Dad had shut his lips and set to work. Some of his associates in the village had proposed to drill for oil, and he had gone in with them, and they had made a success, and pretty soon Dad had branched out for himself.

Mamma leaving had accomplished what all her arguments hadn’t—it had gotten Dad to finally take action. He reflected on things and came to the conclusion that everyone was after money, and he felt he had missed out because he hadn’t earned enough; well, he would prove them wrong. From that moment on, Dad stopped talking and got to work. Some of his friends in the village suggested drilling for oil, and he joined them, and they were successful, and soon enough Dad started his own venture.

Bunny thought that story over, and watched his father, and pieced things together. Yes, he understood now—that grim concentration, and watchfulness, and merciless driving; Dad was punishing Mrs. Andrew Wotherspoon Lang, showing her that he was just as good a man as any bond-salesman from the city! And Dad’s distrust of women, his idea that they were all trying to get your money away from you! And his centering of all his hopes upon Bunny, who was going to be happy, and to have all of his father’s virtues and none of his faults, and provide that meaning and justification which Dad couldn’t find in his own life! When Bunny thought of that, he would have a sudden access of affection, and put his arm across Dad’s shoulders, and say something about how his father was working too hard, and how Bunny must hurry and grow up and carry some of the load.

Bunny thought about the story and observed his father, putting the pieces together. Yes, he understood now—that intense focus, that watchfulness, and that relentless drive; Dad was punishing Mrs. Andrew Wotherspoon Lang, proving he was just as good a man as any bond salesman from the city! And Dad’s distrust of women, his belief that they all wanted to take your money! And his placing all his hopes on Bunny, who was supposed to be happy and inherit all of Dad’s good qualities without any of his flaws, providing the meaning and purpose Dad couldn’t find in his own life! When Bunny thought about that, he would feel a rush of affection, throw his arm around Dad’s shoulders, and say something about how his father was working too hard, and how Bunny had to hurry up and grow up to help carry some of the load.

He ventured very timidly to broach the matter of his mother’s debts, and her plea that her income be increased; and so he got his father’s point of view about his mother. There was jist no use a-givin’ her money, Dad said; she was the type that never lives upon an income, but always has debts and is discontented. It wasn’t stinginess on Dad’s part, nor any wish to punish her; she had money enough to live like she had bargained to live when she married him, and that was his idea of justice. She had had nothing to do with his later success, and no claim upon its fruits. If she once found out that she could get money from Bunny, she would jist make his life miserable, and that was why Dad was so determined about it. The tradesmen could sue his mother, but they couldn’t collect anything, so in the end they’d learn not to give her credit, and that would be the best thing for her. It was a painful subject, but the time had come when Bunny must understand it, and learn that women who tried to get your money away from you would even go so far as to marry you!

He nervously brought up the topic of his mom's debts and her request for a higher income; this helped him understand his dad's perspective about her. Dad said there was no point in giving her money; she was the type who never lives within her means and always ends up in debt, feeling unhappy. It wasn’t about being stingy or wanting to punish her; she had enough money to live the way she had agreed to when she married him, and that was his idea of fairness. She hadn’t contributed to his later success, so she had no right to benefit from it. If she realized she could get money from Bunny, she would just make his life miserable, and that’s why Dad was so firm about it. Creditors could sue his mom, but they couldn’t collect anything, so eventually, they would stop extending her credit, which would be the best for her. It was a difficult topic, but it was time for Bunny to understand it and realize that some women who wanted to take your money would even go as far as to marry you!

Bunny didn’t say so, but he thought Dad was a little too pessimistic about one-half the human race. Bunny knew there were women who weren’t like that, for he had found one—Rosie Taintor, who had been his sweetheart now for a year or more. Rosie always tried to keep him from spending money on her, saying that she didn’t have any money, and it wasn’t fair; she would ride in his car, but that was all. She was so gentle and good—and Bunny was very unhappy about what was happening to their love-affair. But his efforts to deny the truth to himself had been futile—he was beginning to be bored by it! They had looked at the eighteenth-century English prints until they knew them by heart; and Rosie’s comment on everything was still the same—“wonderful!” Bunny had gone on to new things, and he wanted new comments, and could not help wanting them, no matter how cruel it seemed. Therefore he did not take Rosie driving so often, and once or twice he took some other girl to a dance. And little Rosie was gentle and demure as ever, she did not even cry, at least not in his presence; Bunny was deeply touched, but like all male creatures, he found it an immense convenience when old loves consent to die painlessly, and without making a fuss! Without realizing it, he got ready to fall in love with some new girl.

Bunny didn’t say it out loud, but he thought Dad was being a bit too negative about half of humanity. Bunny knew there were women who weren’t like that because he had found one—Rosie Taintor, who had been his girlfriend for a year or more. Rosie always tried to stop him from spending money on her, saying she didn’t have any money and it wasn’t fair; she would ride in his car, but that was it. She was so sweet and kind—and Bunny was really unhappy about what was happening to their relationship. But his attempts to ignore the truth had been pointless—he was starting to get bored with it! They had looked at the eighteenth-century English prints so many times they knew them by heart; and Rosie’s reaction to everything was still the same—“wonderful!” Bunny had moved on to new interests, and he wanted fresh responses, and he couldn’t help wanting them, no matter how unfair it seemed. So, he didn’t take Rosie driving as often, and once or twice, he took another girl to a dance. And little Rosie was as gentle and shy as ever; she didn’t even cry, at least not in front of him; Bunny was really touched, but like all guys, he found it incredibly convenient when past loves could fade away quietly and without making a scene! Without even realizing it, he started preparing to fall for some new girl.

V

The new road was done, and the bunk-house was done, and occupied; Dad’s boss-carpenter had gone up there, and Paul was working with him on the derrick. Then came the fleet of motor-trucks, with the drilling tools, and they were rigging up, and Paul was helping with that. Bunny was in school, and missing all the fun, but Dad got a report almost every day from his foreman, and passed it on to Bunny at supper-time. They were behind in their race with Excelsior Pete, which had already spudded in, having had the advantage of a road from the start; but Dad said not to worry, it would be a long way to the bottom of those wells.

The new road was finished, and the bunkhouse was complete and occupied; Dad’s lead carpenter had gone up there, and Paul was working with him on the derrick. Then came the fleet of trucks with the drilling tools, and they were setting everything up, with Paul helping out. Bunny was in school, missing all the excitement, but Dad got a report almost every day from his foreman and shared it with Bunny at dinner. They were falling behind in their competition with Excelsior Pete, who had already started drilling, thanks to having a road from the beginning; but Dad said not to worry, it would be a long way down to the bottom of those wells.

Bunny’s great hour came; it happened to be a Friday, and he begged off from school—it wasn’t often that a boy had such an excuse, that he had a “wild-cat” named after him, and had to go to press a lever and start the drilling machinery! They set out early in the morning, and arrived in mid-afternoon; and rolling over that new road, hard and smooth and grey, how proud they felt! They came to the Watkins arroyo, and the new road leading into it—their own private road, so marked! There was no one at the Watkins place, everyone had gone up to the well; you could see a crowd gathered about the derrick—the nice new shiny derrick of yellow pine, built on a little shelf, half-way up the slope—the Ross Junior-Paradise Number One!

Bunny's big moment arrived; it was a Friday, and he called in sick to school—it wasn't every day a boy had a reason like this, with a "wild-cat" named after him, and a chance to push a lever and start the drilling equipment! They headed out early in the morning and got there in the afternoon; cruising down that new road, hard, smooth, and gray, they felt so proud! They reached the Watkins arroyo and saw the new road leading into it—their very own private road, clearly marked! Nobody was at the Watkins place; everyone had gone up to the well; you could spot a crowd gathered around the derrick—the shiny new yellow pine derrick, built on a little ledge halfway up the slope—the Ross Junior-Paradise Number One!

They drove up, and the foreman welcomed them; everything was ready, the last bolt tight, and full steam up—they could have started a couple of hours ago. Bunny looked about; there was Paul among the other workmen, keeping himself in the background. And Ruth—she was with her family; Bunny went up to them, he was glad to see them all, even old Mr. Watkins, in spite of the jumping and the rolling and the rheumatix and other troubles. The whole neighborhood was there, and Bunny knew many of them by name, and spoke to them, whether he knew them or not; they all liked this eager lad—the young prince who had a well named after him. Some of them in their secret hearts were “sore,” because they had sold their land so cheap, and if they had held on, they too might have become rich and famous; but nothing of that showed now, this was a great hour, a ceremony about which they would talk for many a day.

They drove up, and the foreman greeted them; everything was ready, the last bolt tightened, and they could have started a couple of hours ago. Bunny looked around; there was Paul among the other workers, staying in the background. And Ruth—she was with her family; Bunny approached them, happy to see them all, even old Mr. Watkins, despite his jumping, rolling, rheumatism, and other issues. The whole neighborhood was there, and Bunny recognized many of them by name, chatting with them whether he knew them or not; they all liked this eager kid—the young prince who had a well named after him. Some of them secretly felt “sore” because they had sold their land for so little, thinking that if they had held on, they too might have become rich and famous; but none of that was evident now, this was a significant moment, a ceremony they would be talking about for many days to come.

Dad looked things over, and asked a few questions, and was about to say, “Go,” when he noticed another car coming up the road. It was a big shiny limousine, and it rolled up fast, and the crowd parted, and it stopped, and from it descended—gee whiz, could you believe your eyes?—a young man, tall and rather gawky, stoop-shouldered, sun-tanned, with pale blue eyes and a mop of corn-colored hair; Eli Watkins, Prophet of the Third Revelation, transfigured and glorified in a stiff white collar and black tie and black broadcloth suit, ill-fitting but expensive, and with a manner cut to the same pattern, that peculiar blend of humble pride which the divine profession generates. He was followed by an elderly rich gentleman, who assisted from the car two ladies with costumes, as you might say the feminine gender of Eli’s; they were some of the prophet’s new converts, or those whom he had “healen.” The neighbors stared respectfully, and for a minute or two the well was forgotten, the spiritual power took precedence over the temporal.

Dad looked things over, asked a few questions, and was about to say, “Go,” when he noticed another car coming up the road. It was a big shiny limousine, rolling up fast, the crowd parting as it stopped. From it stepped—could you believe your eyes?—a young man, tall and somewhat awkward, slouching, sun-tanned, with pale blue eyes and a mop of corn-colored hair; Eli Watkins, Prophet of the Third Revelation, looking transformed in a stiff white collar, black tie, and a black broadcloth suit that didn't quite fit but was expensive, with a demeanor that reflected a unique mix of humble pride typical of his divine role. He was followed by an elderly wealthy gentleman who helped two ladies out of the car, the feminine equivalents of Eli; they were some of the prophet’s new converts or those he had “healed.” The neighbors stared with respect, and for a minute or two, the well was forgotten as spiritual power took precedence over the ordinary.

Dad came forward, and shook hands with the prophet; bye-gones were to be bye-gones, and all disharmonies forgotten in this great hour. Bunny was amazed by what happened, for he had never known Dad to make a speech unless he was made to. But there was a whimsical streak in J. Arnold Ross, which bubbled up once in a while, and caused these queer turns of events. Dad faced the crowd, and clearing his throat, said: “Ladies and gentlemen, we are drilling this here well on the ranch where Mr. Eli Watkins was born, so perhaps he would like to say jist a few words to you on this occasion.” There was a round of hand-clapping, and Eli colored, and was obviously very much flattered; he took a step or two forwards, and folded his hands in front of him in the fashion of a blessing, and lifted his head, and half closed his eyes, and the booming voice rolled out:

Dad stepped up and shook hands with the prophet; past issues were to be left in the past, and all disagreements were forgotten in this big moment. Bunny was shocked by what happened because he had never seen Dad give a speech unless he had to. But J. Arnold Ross had a quirky side that popped up from time to time, leading to these unexpected moments. Dad turned to the crowd, cleared his throat, and said: “Ladies and gentlemen, we are drilling this well here on the ranch where Mr. Eli Watkins was born, so maybe he'd like to say a few words to you on this occasion.” There was some applause, and Eli blushed, clearly flattered; he took a couple of steps forward, folded his hands in a blessing gesture, lifted his head, half-closed his eyes, and his booming voice started:

“Brethren and sisters: Upon these hills have I tendened my father’s herds, like the prophets of old, and have harkened unto the voice of the Holy Spirit, speaking to me in the storms and the thunders. Brethren and sisters, the Lord unfoldens Himself in many ways, and gives precious gifts to His children. The treasures of the yearth are His, and when in His Mercy they are handened unto mankind, it is His Will that they be used in His service and unto His Glory. The things of the body are subjected unto the things of the spirit; and if in God’s wisdom it should happen that this well should bring forth treasure, may it be used in the service of the Most Highest, and may His Blessings rest upon all they that own or labor for it. Amen.”

“Brothers and sisters: On these hills, I have tended my father’s herds, like the prophets of old, and I have listened to the voice of the Holy Spirit speaking to me in the storms and thunders. Brothers and sisters, the Lord reveals Himself in many ways and gives precious gifts to His children. The treasures of the earth are His, and when they are given to mankind in His mercy, it is His will that they be used in His service and for His glory. The needs of the body are subject to the needs of the spirit, and if it is God’s wisdom that this well brings forth treasure, may it be used in the service of the Most High, and may His blessings rest upon all who own or labor for it. Amen.”

There was a chorus from the audience, “Amen!” And so there you were, a regular consecration! All the lies that Dad had told to the Watkins family and to others, the bribes that he had paid to Messrs. Carey and Coffey—all these were abrogated, nullified, and remitted, and the Ross Junior-Paradise No. 1 was from that time forth a sanctified well. And so Dad turned and looked at Bunny, who was standing by the engine with the lever in his hand. “All right, son!” And Bunny moved the lever, and the engine gave a thump, and the chain gave a pull, and the gears gave a rattle, and the rotary-table gave a turn, and down underneath the derrick-floor you heard that exciting sound which the oil men report as “Spud!”

There was a chorus from the audience, “Amen!” And there you were, a real consecration! All the lies Dad had told to the Watkins family and others, the bribes he had paid to Messrs. Carey and Coffey—all of those were canceled, nullified, and wiped away, and the Ross Junior-Paradise No. 1 was from that moment on a blessed well. So Dad turned and looked at Bunny, who was standing by the engine with the lever in his hand. “All right, son!” And Bunny moved the lever, and the engine thumped, and the chain pulled, and the gears rattled, and the rotary table turned, and down beneath the derrick floor you heard that thrilling sound which the oil men call “Spud!”

VI

At less than two hundred feet they struck the sands which accounted for Bunny’s “earthquake oil;” there proved to be two feet of them, and Dad said it would give them enough oil to run their own car for a year! They were going deeper, still with an eighteen-inch bit, through hard sandstone formation; they were working in an open hole, with no casing, because the ground was so firm. Paul was working as a general utility man, mainly carpentry. “Dad, we’re going to make Paul our manager some day,” Bunny had said; but Paul had smiled and said that he was going to be a scientist, and he wouldn’t fool himself with the idea that the jobs at the top were easy—he’d not exchange his eight hour job for Dad’s eighteen hour job. This was a subtle kind of flattery, and gave Dad a tremendously high opinion of Paul!

At less than two hundred feet, they hit the sand that Bunny referred to as “earthquake oil.” It turned out to be two feet thick, and Dad said it would provide enough oil to run their car for a year! They were drilling deeper with an eighteen-inch bit through tough sandstone; they were working in an open hole without casing because the ground was so solid. Paul was working as a general utility worker, mostly doing carpentry. “Dad, we’re definitely making Paul our manager someday,” Bunny said, but Paul smiled and said he wanted to be a scientist and didn’t kid himself about how easy top jobs were—he wouldn’t trade his eight-hour job for Dad’s eighteen-hour one. This was a clever kind of flattery that gave Dad a really high opinion of Paul!

Thanksgiving Day was coming; and Bunny’s soul was torn in half. It was a great occasion at the school, the annual football battle with a rival institution known as “Polly High,” located in Angel City. And what was Bunny, a real boy or an oil gnome? He fought it out within himself, and announced his decision, to the dismay of Rosie Taintor and of Aunt Emma—he was going to Paradise with Dad! It was the quail season, and Dad needed a change, the boy told his aunt; but the sharp old lady said he could fool himself, but he couldn’t fool her.

Thanksgiving Day was approaching, and Bunny felt completely torn. It was a big event at school, the annual football game against their rivals from “Polly High,” located in Angel City. And what was Bunny – a real kid or just a little oddball? He struggled with this internally and ultimately made his choice, much to the disappointment of Rosie Taintor and Aunt Emma—he was going to Paradise with Dad! It was quail season, and Dad needed a break, he told his aunt; but the sharp old lady said he could deceive himself, but he couldn’t fool her.

They didn’t have to take any camping things now, for they had their cabin on the Rascum place, with a telephone and everything comfortable. There was an extension phone in the bungalow, and all they had to do was to call up Ruth, and there would be a jolly fire in the cabin, and a supper on the table at the bungalow, with all kinds of home-made good things, the eating of which would make it necessary for Dad to walk miles and miles over the hills next day! First, of course, they would stop at the well, and inspect things, and have a talk with the foreman. There were traces of oil again, and Dad had told them to take a core, and he asked Mr. Banning to come up next day and study it with him.

They didn’t need to pack any camping gear now because they had their cabin on the Rascum place, complete with a phone and all the comforts. There was an extension phone in the bungalow, and all they had to do was call Ruth, who would have a nice fire going in the cabin and a home-cooked dinner ready at the bungalow, featuring all kinds of delicious homemade dishes, which would definitely make Dad need to hike miles over the hills the next day! First, though, they would stop at the well to check things out and have a chat with the foreman. There were signs of oil again, and Dad had instructed them to take a core sample, and he asked Mr. Banning to come up the next day to analyze it with him.

They came in sight of the derrick. The drill-stem was out of the hole, they could see the mass of “stands” setting in place. When they got nearer, they saw that the crew had a cable down in the hole; and when Dave Murgins, the foreman, saw them, he came out to the car, and it was plain that something was wrong. “We’ve had an accident, Mr. Ross.”

They spotted the derrick. The drill stem was out of the hole, and they could see the cluster of “stands” being set up. As they got closer, they noticed that the crew had a cable down in the hole; and when Dave Murgins, the foreman, saw them, he came over to the car, and it was obvious that something was off. “We’ve had an accident, Mr. Ross.”

“What’s the matter?”

"What's wrong?"

“There’s a man fell in the hole.”

“There’s a guy who fell into the hole.”

“Oh, my God!” cried Dad. “Who?” And Bunny’s heart was in his throat, for of course his first thought was Paul.

“Oh, my God!” Dad exclaimed. “Who?” And Bunny felt his heart in his throat, because of course his first thought was Paul.

“A roughneck,” said the foreman. “Fellow by the name of Joe Gundha. You don’t know him.”

“A roughneck,” said the foreman. “A guy named Joe Gundha. You don’t know him.”

“How did that happen?”

"How did that happen?"

“Nobody knows. We was changing the bit, and this fellow went down into the cellar for some reason—he had no business there that we know of. Nobody thought about him for a while.”

“Nobody knows. We were changing the bit, and this guy went down into the cellar for some reason—he didn't have any business being there that we know of. Nobody thought about him for a while.”

“You sure he went down?”

“Are you sure he went down?”

“We been fishing with a hook, and we got a bit of his shirt.”

“We've been fishing with a hook, and we got a piece of his shirt.”

Bunny was white about the lips. “Oh, Dad, will he be alive?”

Bunny had a pale face. “Oh, Dad, is he going to be okay?”

“How long has he been down?”

"How long has he been down there?"

“We’ve been fishing half an hour,” said Murgins.

“We’ve been fishing for half an hour,” said Murgins.

“And you haven’t heard a sound?”

"And you didn't hear anything?"

“Not one.”

"None."

“Well then, he’s drowned in the mud. How far down is he?”

“Well then, he's stuck in the mud. How deep is he?”

“About fifty feet. The mud sinks that far when we take out the drill-stem. He must have went down head first, or he’d have been able to keep his head above the mud and make a noise.”

“About fifty feet. The mud sinks that deep when we pull out the drill stem. He must have gone down head first, or he would have been able to keep his head above the mud and make some noise.”

“My God! My God!” exclaimed Dad. “It makes me want to quit this business! What can you do to help men that won’t help themselves?”

“My God! My God!” Dad exclaimed. “It makes me want to quit this business! What can you do to help men who won’t help themselves?”

Bunny had heard that cry a thousand times before. They had a cover for the hole, and any man who went down into the cellar was supposed to slip it into place. Of necessity the dirt caved in about the edges, so that the top of the hole was a kind of funnel, its edges slippery with mud, and in this case with traces of oil; yet men would take chances, sliding around on the edge of that yawning pit! What could you do for them?

Bunny had heard that cry a thousand times before. They had a cover for the hole, and any guy who went down into the cellar was supposed to put it in place. Naturally, the dirt had caved in around the edges, making the top of the hole resemble a funnel, its sides slick with mud, and in this case, with some oil stains; yet guys would take risks, slipping around the edge of that gaping pit! What could you do for them?

“Has he got any family?” asked Dad.

“Does he have any family?” Dad asked.

“He told Paul Watkins he’d got a wife and some children in Oklahoma; he worked in the oil fields there.”

“He told Paul Watkins he had a wife and kids in Oklahoma; he worked in the oil fields there.”

Dad sat motionless, staring in front of him; and nobody said a word. They knew he really was interested in his men, taking care of them was a matter of personal pride to him. Bunny had turned sort of sick inside; gee, what a shame—in his well, of all places, his first one, that was to start off the new field! It was all spoiled for him; he wouldn’t be able to enjoy his oil if he got it!

Dad sat still, staring ahead; and no one said anything. They understood he truly cared about his team, and taking care of them was a source of personal pride for him. Bunny felt a bit queasy inside; what a shame—in his well, of all places, his first one that was supposed to kick off the new field! It was all ruined for him; he wouldn’t be able to enjoy his oil if he got it!

“Well,” said Dad, at last, “what are you doin’? Jigglin’ a hook up and down in there? You’ll never get him up that way. You’ll have to put down a three-pronged grab.”

“Well,” Dad finally said, “what are you doing? Wiggling a hook up and down in there? You’ll never get him up like that. You’ll need to use a three-pronged grab.”

“I thought that would tear him so—” explained Dave Murgins, hesitatingly.

“I thought that would really hurt him—” explained Dave Murgins, hesitantly.

“I know,” said Dad; “but you’ve got it to do. It ain’t as if he might have any life in him. Bend the prongs so they fit the hole, and force them past the body. Go ahead and get it over with, and let’s hope it’ll teach the rest of you something.”

“I know,” Dad said, “but you have to do it. It's not like he has any life left in him. Bend the prongs so they fit the hole, and push them through the body. Just get it done, and let’s hope it teaches the rest of you something.”

Dad got out of the car, and told Bunny to take their things down to the Rascum place, and break the news to Ruth; she’d be upset, especially if she knew the fellow. Bunny understood that Dad didn’t want him around when that torn body came out of the hole; and since he couldn’t do any good, he turned the car in silence, and drove away. In his mind he saw the men screwing the “grab” onto the drill-stem—a tool which was built to go over obstacles that fell into the hole, and to catch hold of them with sharp hooks. They might get Joe Gundha by the legs and they might get him by the face—ugh, the less you thought about a thing like that, the better for your enjoyment of the oil-game!

Dad got out of the car and told Bunny to take their stuff down to the Rascum place and break the news to Ruth; she’d be upset, especially if she knew the guy. Bunny realized that Dad didn’t want him around when that torn body came out of the hole; and since he couldn’t help, he turned the car in silence and drove away. In his mind, he pictured the men fixing the “grab” onto the drill stem—a tool designed to deal with obstacles that fell into the hole and catch them with sharp hooks. They might get Joe Gundha by the legs, and they might get him by the face—ugh, the less you thought about that, the better for enjoying the oil game!

Dad came to the cabin after a couple of hours, and lay down for a while to rest. They had got the body out, he said, and had telephoned for the coroner; he would swear in several of the men as a jury, and hear the testimony of others, and look at the body, and then give a burial permit. Paul had been to the dead man’s bunk and looked over his things, and put them all into a box to be shipped to his wife; Dad had in his pocket half a dozen letters that had been found among the things, and because he didn’t want Bunny to think that money came easy, or that life was all play, he gave him these letters, and Bunny sat off in a corner and read them: pitiful little messages, scrawled in a childish hand, telling how the doctor said that Susie’s heart would be weak for a long time after the flu, and the baby was getting two more teeth and was awful cross, and Aunt Mary had just been in to see her, and said that Willie was in Chicago and doing good; there were cross-marks and circles that were kisses from mamma, and from Susie and from the baby. One sentence there was to cheer up Dad and Bunny: “I am glad you got such a good boss.”

Dad arrived at the cabin a couple of hours later and lay down to rest for a bit. He said they had gotten the body out and called for the coroner; he would swear in several of the men as a jury, hear testimony from others, examine the body, and then issue a burial permit. Paul had gone through the dead man's bunk, gathered his belongings, and packed them into a box to send to his wife. Dad had half a dozen letters in his pocket that were found among the things, and because he didn’t want Bunny to think that money came easily or that life was just fun, he gave him the letters. Bunny sat in a corner and read them: sad little messages written in a childlike handwriting, saying how the doctor mentioned that Susie's heart would be weak for a while after the flu, that the baby was getting two more teeth and was really fussy, and that Aunt Mary had just visited and said Willie was in Chicago and doing well; there were cross-marks and circles that were kisses from mom, Susie, and the baby. One sentence was there to lift Dad's and Bunny's spirits: “I am glad you got such a good boss.”

Well, it made a melancholy Thanksgiving evening for them; they ate a little of the feast which Ruth had prepared, but without real enjoyment. They talked about accidents, and Dad told of something which had happened in the first well he had drilled—they were down only thirty feet, when a baby had crawled down into the cellar and slid into the hole. It had taken a couple of able-bodied men to hold the mother back, while the rest of them tried to get the child out. They fished for it with a big hook on the end of a rope, and got the hook under the baby’s body and lifted it gently a few feet, but then the body got wedged somehow, and they were helpless. The child had hung there, not screaming, just making a low, moaning sound all the time, “U-u-u-” like that, never stopping; they could hear it plainly. They started twenty feet from the well and dug a shaft, big enough for two men to work in, breaking the ground with crow-bars, scraping it into buckets with big hoes, and the men on top hauling the buckets out with ropes. When they got below the baby, they ran in sideways, and got the baby out all right. The hook had sunk into the flesh of the thigh, but without breaking the skin; the bruise had healed, and in a few days the child was all right.

Well, it was a sad Thanksgiving evening for them; they ate a little of the feast that Ruth had prepared, but without any real enjoyment. They talked about accidents, and Dad shared a story about something that happened when he first drilled a well—they were only thirty feet down when a baby crawled into the cellar and slid into the hole. It took a couple of strong guys to hold back the mother while the rest tried to get the child out. They fished for the baby with a large hook attached to a rope, managing to get the hook under the baby’s body and lift it gently a few feet, but then the body got wedged somehow, and they were stuck. The child hung there, not screaming, just making a low, moaning sound the whole time, “U-u-u-” like that, never stopping; they could hear it clearly. They started twenty feet from the well and dug a shaft big enough for two men to work in, using crowbars to break the ground, scraping it into buckets with large hoes, while the men on top hauled the buckets out with ropes. Once they got below the baby, they turned sideways and managed to get the baby out safely. The hook had sunk into the flesh of the thigh, but without breaking the skin; the bruise healed, and in a few days, the child was fine.

A strange thing was life! If Bunny had stayed home that day, he’d have taken Rosie Taintor to the football game, and at the moment when poor Joe Gundha had plunged to his doom, Bunny would have been yelling his head off over a few yards gained by his team. And now, in the evening, he’d have been at a dance; yes, Bertie actually was at a dance, at the home of one of her fashionable friends, or at some fancy hotel where they were giving a party. Bunny could see, in his mind’s eye, her gleaming shoulders and bosom, her dress of soft shimmering stuff, her bright cheeks and vivid face; she would be sipping champagne, or gliding about the room in the arms of Ashleigh Mathews, the young fellow she was in love with just now. Aunt Emma would be all dressed up, playing at a card-party; and grandmother was painting a picture of a young lord, or duke, or somebody, in short pants and silk stockings, kissing the hand of his lady love!

Life was so strange! If Bunny had stayed home that day, he would have taken Rosie Taintor to the football game, and at the moment when poor Joe Gundha met his fate, Bunny would have been cheering loudly over a few yards gained by his team. And now, in the evening, he’d be at a dance; yes, Bertie was actually at a dance, at the home of one of her trendy friends, or at some fancy hotel where they were having a party. Bunny could picture, in his mind’s eye, her shiny shoulders and chest, her dress made of soft shimmering fabric, her bright cheeks and lively face; she would be sipping champagne or dancing around the room in the arms of Ashleigh Mathews, the young guy she was currently infatuated with. Aunt Emma would be all dressed up, playing a card game; and grandma was painting a portrait of a young lord, or duke, or someone, in short pants and silk stockings, kissing the hand of his lady love!

Yes, life was strange—and cruel. You lived in the little narrow circle of your own consciousness, and, as people said, what you didn’t know didn’t hurt you. Your Thanksgiving dinner was spoiled, because one poor laborer had slid down into a well which you happened to own; but dozens and perhaps hundreds of men had been hurt in other wells all over the country, and that didn’t trouble you a bit. For that matter, think of all the men who were dying over there in Europe! All the way from Flanders to Switzerland the armies were hiding in trenches, bombarding each other day and night, and thousands were being mangled just as horribly as by a grab in the bottom of a well; but you hadn’t intended to let that spoil your Thanksgiving dinner, not a bit! Those men didn’t mean as much to you as the quail you were going to kill the next day!

Yes, life was strange—and harsh. You lived in the small bubble of your own awareness, and, as people said, what you didn’t know couldn’t hurt you. Your Thanksgiving dinner was ruined because one unfortunate worker fell into a well that you owned; but dozens, maybe even hundreds, of men had been injured in other wells across the country, and that didn’t bother you at all. For that matter, think of all the men who were dying over in Europe! From Flanders to Switzerland, armies were hiding in trenches, bombarding each other day and night, and thousands were being torn apart just as terribly as someone at the bottom of a well; but you weren’t going to let that ruin your Thanksgiving dinner, not at all! Those men meant no more to you than the quail you planned to hunt the next day!

Well, the coroner came, and they buried the body of Joe Gundha, on a hill-top a little way back out of sight, and with a wooden cross to mark the spot. It was a job for Mr. Shrubbs, the preacher at Eli’s church; and Eli came along, and old Mr. Watkins and his wife, and other old ladies and gentlemen of the church who liked to go to funerals. It was curious—Dad seemed glad to have them come and tell him what to do; they knew, and he didn’t! Obviously, it didn’t really do the poor devil any good to preach and pray over his mangled corpse; but at least it was something, and there were people who came and did it, and all you had to do was jist to stand bare-headed in the sun for a while, and hand the preacher a ten-dollar bill afterwards. Yes, that was the procedure—in death, as in life; you wanted something done, and there was a person whose business it was to do that thing, and you paid him. To Bunny it seemed a natural phenomenon—and all the same, whether it was Mr. Shrubbs, who prayed over your dead roughneck, or the man at the filling station who supplied the gas and oil and water and air for your car, or the public officials who supplied the road over which you drove the car.

Well, the coroner showed up, and they buried Joe Gundha's body on a hilltop a little out of sight, marked by a wooden cross. Mr. Shrubbs, the preacher at Eli’s church, handled the service; Eli was there too, along with old Mr. Watkins, his wife, and other senior members of the church who enjoyed attending funerals. It was interesting—Dad seemed relieved to have them there to guide him; they knew what to do, and he didn’t! Clearly, it didn’t actually benefit the poor guy to have prayers and sermons over his mangled body; but at least it was something, and there were people who did it, and all you needed to do was stand there without a hat in the sun for a while, then hand the preacher a ten-dollar bill afterward. Yep, that was the routine—in death, like in life; if you wanted something done, there was someone whose job it was to do it, and you paid them. To Bunny, it felt like just the way things worked—whether it was Mr. Shrubbs praying over your deceased friend, the attendant at the gas station filling up your car, or the public officials maintaining the road you drove on.

Dad had sent a telegram to Mrs. Gundha, telling her the sad news, and adding that he was sending a check for a hundred dollars to cover her immediate expenses. Now Dad wrote a letter, explaining what they had done, and how they were sending her dead husband’s things in a box by express. Dad carried insurance to cover his liability for accidents, and Mrs. Gundha would be paid by the insurance company; she must present her claim to the industrial accident commission. They would probably allow her five thousand dollars, and Dad hoped she would invest the money in government bonds, and not let anybody swindle her, with oil stocks or other get rich quick schemes.

Dad sent a telegram to Mrs. Gundha, sharing the sad news and mentioning that he was sending a check for a hundred dollars to help with her immediate expenses. Now Dad wrote a letter, explaining what they had done and that they were sending her deceased husband’s belongings in a box by express mail. Dad had insurance to cover his liability for accidents, and Mrs. Gundha would receive payment from the insurance company; she just needed to file her claim with the industrial accident commission. They would likely award her five thousand dollars, and Dad hoped she would invest the money in government bonds and not let anyone scam her with oil stocks or other get-rich-quick schemes.

So that was that; and Dad said they might jist as well go quail-shooting, and forget what they couldn’t help. And Bunny said all right; but in truth he didn’t enjoy the sport, because in his mind somehow the quail had got themselves mixed up with Joe Gundha and the soldiers in France, and he couldn’t get any fun out of mangled bodies.

So that was it; and Dad said they might as well go quail shooting and forget what they couldn’t change. Bunny agreed, but honestly, he didn’t enjoy the hunting, because somehow, in his mind, the quail were connected to Joe Gundha and the soldiers in France, and he couldn’t find any enjoyment in the thought of mutilated bodies.

VII

Christmas was coming; and Bunny had his program all laid out. He was going to take Dad to the Christmas Day football game, and next morning they would leave for Paradise, and stay there until it was time to go back for the New Year’s Day football game. The well was going fine; they were down over two thousand feet, in soft shale, and having no trouble. Then, a couple of weeks before Christmas, Bunny came home from school, and Aunt Emma said, “Your father just phoned; he’s got some news about Excelsior Peter.” That was a joke they had in the family—“Excelsior Peter;” Aunt Emma had guessed that “Pete” was a nick-name, and she would be real lady-like and use the full name! So, of course, they teased the life out of her.

Christmas was approaching, and Bunny had his plan all set. He was going to take Dad to the Christmas Day football game, and the next morning they would head to Paradise, staying there until it was time to return for the New Year’s Day football game. The well was going well; they were over two thousand feet deep, in soft shale, and experiencing no issues. Then, a couple of weeks before Christmas, Bunny came home from school, and Aunt Emma said, “Your father just called; he has some news about Excelsior Peter.” That was a family joke—“Excelsior Peter;” Aunt Emma had figured that “Pete” was a nickname, and she would be all proper and use the full name! So, naturally, they teased her endlessly.

“What is it?” cried Bunny.

"What is it?" shouted Bunny.

“They’ve struck oil.”

"They've found oil."

“At Paradise?” Bunny rushed to the phone, in great excitement. Yes, Dad said, Dave Murgins had jist phoned down; “Excelsior-Carter No. 1,” as the well was called, had been in oil-sands for several days, and had managed to keep it secret. Now they were cementing off, something you couldn’t hide.

“At Paradise?” Bunny hurried to the phone, feeling really excited. Yes, Dad said, Dave Murgins had just called; “Excelsior-Carter No. 1,” as the well was known, had been in oil-sands for several days and had managed to keep it a secret. Now they were cementing off, which you couldn’t hide.

Bunny jumped into the car and rushed down to the office. Everybody was excited; the afternoon papers had the news, and some of Dad’s oil friends dropped in to talk about it. It meant a new field, of course; there would be a rush to Paradise. Dad was the lucky one—to think he had got twelve thousand acres up there, owned them outright! How had it happened? Dad said it wasn’t his doings; he had spent a hundred thousand dollars jist to amuse his boy, to get him interested in the business, and perhaps teach him a lesson. But now, by golly, it looked as if the boy had done the teaching! Mr. Bankside, who had got to be quite an oil man now, and was drilling a well of his own, said that he always hoped his sons would lose when they started gambling, so they’d not get the habit; Dad said yes, but he’d risk Bunny’s soul this once, there was too much money at stake!

Bunny jumped into the car and rushed to the office. Everyone was excited; the afternoon papers had the news, and some of Dad’s oil friends stopped by to talk about it. It meant a new field, of course; there would be a rush to Paradise. Dad was the lucky one—can you believe he got twelve thousand acres up there, owning them outright? How did that happen? Dad said it wasn’t his doing; he spent a hundred thousand dollars just to entertain his son, to get him interested in the business, and maybe teach him a lesson. But now, it looked like the boy had done the teaching! Mr. Bankside, who had become quite an oil man and was drilling a well of his own, said he always hoped his sons would lose when they started gambling, so they wouldn’t pick up the habit. Dad agreed, but he said he’d risk Bunny’s soul this once; there was too much money at stake!

After that, of course, Bunny was on pins and needles to get to Paradise; he wanted to quit school, but Dad said no. Bunny decided he didn’t care about that old Christmas Day football game; what did Dad think? To which Dad answered that he’d managed to get along to the age of fifty-nine without ever seeing a football game! So Bunny said he’d write and tell Ruth, they’d run up on Christmas eve, starting after school, and have dinner late, in regular society style. It would be hard for Ruth to believe that fashionable people in the cities ate their dinner at eight or nine o’clock at night!

After that, of course, Bunny was really anxious to get to Paradise; he wanted to drop out of school, but Dad said no. Bunny decided he didn’t care about that old Christmas Day football game; what did Dad think? To which Dad replied that he’d managed to get to fifty-nine years old without ever seeing a football game! So Bunny said he’d write to Ruth, they’d head up there on Christmas Eve, starting after school, and have dinner late, like they do in high society. It would be hard for Ruth to believe that fashionable people in the cities ate their dinner at eight or nine o’clock at night!

Meantime, the bit was grinding away in the well; they were down to 2300 feet, and it was known that Excelsior-Carter No. 1 had struck the sands at 2437 feet. Bunny was so much excited that he would run to the phone in between classes at school, and call up his father’s secretary at the office, to ask if there was any news. And so, three days before Christmas, he got the magic word; Dad was on the phone, and said that Bunny’s well was in oil-sands. It was too early yet to say any more, they were taking a core, that was all. As soon as he got free from class, Bunny went flying over to the office, and there he listened to a conversation—Dad had put in a long distance call, and was talking to the man from whom he got his machinery. He was ordering a patent casing-head, the biggest made, to be shipped to the well; it was to be put on a truck and start tonight. And then Dad was talking to Murgins again, telling him at what hour the casing-head was due, and they must set to work and break out the drill-stem, and put that casing-head on tight, with lugs on the side, and jist bury it with cement, not less than fifty tons, Dad said; they were away off from everything, out there at Paradise, and if they was to have a blow-out, it would be the very devil.

Meanwhile, the drill bit was working away in the well; they were down to 2300 feet, and it was known that Excelsior-Carter No. 1 had hit the oil sands at 2437 feet. Bunny was so excited that he would run to the phone between classes at school to call his father’s secretary at the office and ask if there was any news. And so, three days before Christmas, he got the exciting news; Dad was on the phone and said that Bunny’s well was in oil sands. It was still too early to say much more, they were just taking a core, that was all. As soon as he got out of class, Bunny rushed over to the office, and there he listened to a conversation—Dad had made a long-distance call and was talking to the guy from whom he got his machinery. He was ordering the biggest patent casing-head to be shipped to the well; it was supposed to be put on a truck and sent out that night. Then Dad was talking to Murgins again, telling him what time the casing-head was expected and that they needed to get to work, pull out the drill stem, and attach that casing-head securely, with lugs on the side, and just bury it in cement, no less than fifty tons, Dad said; they were far from everything out there at Paradise, and if they had a blowout, it would be a real disaster.

Well, they got their core, eight feet of it, and it was high gravity oil—a fortune waiting for them, down underneath those rocky hills, where the feet of goats and sheep had trod for so many years! Dad ordered his “tankage,” and then he ordered more. Then they learned that the casing-head had arrived; it was screwed on, and the “lugs” were on, and when the cement had set, all the gas under Mount Vesuvius couldn’t lift that there load, said Dad. They started drilling again, and took another core, and found the oil heavier yet. So finally Dad gave way, and said it was too important, he guessed Bunny would have to beg off a day in school. Dad gave orders to “wash” the well, and he called up the cement-man, and arranged for the big truck to set out for Paradise; Dad would meet them there, and they would do the job the day before Christmas, and if they got their shut-off, they’d celebrate with the biggest turkey in that famous turkey-raising country. So, early the next morning, Dad and Bunny chucked their suit-cases into the car, and set out to break the speed records to Paradise. Three hours later they stopped to telephone, and the foreman said they were “washing;” also that the Excelsior Pete well had got a water shut-off, and had drilled through the cement, and was going down into the oil-sands, the final stage of making a well.

Well, they got their core, eight feet of it, and it was high gravity oil—a fortune waiting for them beneath those rocky hills, where goats and sheep had walked for so many years! Dad ordered his “tankage,” and then he ordered more. Then they found out that the casing-head had arrived; it was screwed on, and the “lugs” were in place, and when the cement had set, all the gas under Mount Vesuvius couldn’t lift that load, Dad said. They started drilling again, took another core, and found the oil was even heavier. So finally, Dad relented and said it was too important; he guessed Bunny would have to take a day off school. Dad gave the orders to “wash” the well, called the cement guy, and arranged for the big truck to head to Paradise; Dad would meet them there, and they would do the job the day before Christmas, and if they got their shut-off, they’d celebrate with the biggest turkey in that famous turkey-raising area. So, early the next morning, Dad and Bunny tossed their suitcases into the car and set off to break speed records to Paradise. Three hours later they stopped to make a phone call, and the foreman said they were “washing;” also that the Excelsior Pete well had gotten a water shut-off, had drilled through the cement, and was going down into the oil-sands, the final stage of making a well.

They got to San Elido; and Dad said, “We’ll jist stop and shake hands with Jake Coffey.” They drove up to the store, and Bunny jumped out, and there was a clerk and he said, “Jake’s gone up to Paradise to see the well. Have you heard the news? Excelsior Pete has got a gusher, there’s oil all over the place!” Bunny ran out and shouted to Dad, and leaped into the car, and gosh-amighty, the way they did burn up that road across the desert! Dad laughed, and said the speed-cops would all be up at the well.

They arrived at San Elido, and Dad said, “Let’s just stop and shake hands with Jake Coffey.” They pulled up to the store, and Bunny jumped out. A clerk was there, and he said, “Jake’s gone up to Paradise to check on the well. Have you heard the news? Excelsior Pete has got a gusher; there’s oil everywhere!” Bunny ran out and yelled to Dad, then jumped back into the car, and wow, they really sped down that road across the desert! Dad laughed and said the speed cops would all be up at the well.

They got to Paradise, and the town was deserted, not a soul on the streets, and not a car, except those that were hurrying through, like the Rosses. A burglar could have made off with the whole place—but any burglar would have been watching the gusher, along with the speed-cops! You had to park your car a quarter of a mile away from the well, and you could hear the gusher roaring like Niagara Falls! And then, walking, you came round a turn in the road, and you could see the valley, and everything in sight was black; there was a high wind blowing, and it was a regular thunder cloud, a curtain of black mist as far as you could see. The derrick was hidden altogether—you had to make a detour, behind a little ridge, and come over the top to windward, and there the crowds were gathered, staring at the great black jet that came rushing up out of the ground, a couple of hundred feet into the air, with a sound like an endless express train going by. You could see men working, or trying to work, under the derrick; you could see a bunch of them with picks and shovels, throwing up a sort of dam to hold the oil; they wouldn’t save much, Dad said, it evaporated too fast.

They arrived in Paradise, and the town was empty—no one was on the streets and not a single car, except for those that were zooming by, like the Rosses. A burglar could have easily cleaned the place out—but any burglar would have been focused on the gusher, just like the traffic cops! You had to park your car a quarter of a mile from the well, and you could hear the gusher roaring like Niagara Falls! Then, as you walked, you rounded a bend in the road and saw the valley, where everything in sight was black; a strong wind was blowing, and there was a storm cloud, a wall of black mist as far as the eye could see. The derrick was completely hidden—you had to take a detour behind a little ridge and come around to the windward side, where the crowds had gathered, all staring at the massive black jet shooting up out of the ground, a couple of hundred feet into the air, making a sound like an endless express train flying by. You could see men working—or trying to work—under the derrick; there was a group of them with picks and shovels, building a kind of dam to contain the oil; they wouldn’t keep much, Dad said, it evaporated too quickly.

Dad could watch this scene philosophically; it wasn’t his “funeral.” If it had been one of the independents, like himself, he’d have offered to help; but this was a dirty crowd, Excelsior Pete, they didn’t think the little fellows had any business on earth, there was nothing too mean for them to do. Of course, it was a shame to see all that treasure going to waste; but you couldn’t be sentimental when you were playing the oil-game. What you had to watch out for was that the wind didn’t shift suddenly and ruin your good suit of clothes!

Dad could watch this scene from a philosophical standpoint; it wasn’t his “funeral.” If it had been someone like him, an independent, he would have offered to help; but this was a shady crowd, Excelsior Pete, and they didn’t believe the little guys had any right to exist, so there was nothing too cruel for them to do. Of course, it was a shame to see all that treasure going to waste; but you couldn’t afford to be sentimental when you were playing the oil game. What you had to be careful about was that the wind didn’t shift suddenly and mess up your nice suit!

VIII

They watched for a while, and then they remembered they had a well of their own, and drove back to Paradise, and across the valley to the Watkins ranch. They had a long talk with the foreman; Dad examined the core, and the report of the chemist who had tested the oil; he saw that the “washing” was going all right, they would be ready for the cementing off in the morning. Everybody was on tiptoe; they were going to do their job better than the “Excelsior Pete” crowd, and not smear all the landscape with crude petroleum. The tankage was at the railroad depot, and they inspected the foundations, just completed for the tanks.

They watched for a while, and then they remembered they had their own well, so they drove back to Paradise and across the valley to the Watkins ranch. They had a long conversation with the foreman; Dad examined the core and the report from the chemist who had tested the oil. He saw that the "washing" process was going well, and they would be ready to cement it off in the morning. Everyone was excited; they were determined to do their job better than the "Excelsior Pete" team and not ruin the landscape with crude oil. The tanking equipment was at the railroad depot, and they looked over the foundations, which had just been completed for the tanks.

Everything “hunkydory,” said Dad. They drove over to the Rascum place and saw Ruth, and Bunny got on his hunting-clothes, and got a few quail before sundown; and then they had supper, and Paul told them all the gossip about the well, also how much money Eli had collected for his temple. After supper they went back to the well—they just couldn’t keep away! It was a crisp cold evening, a new moon in the sky, a big white star just over it—everything so beautiful, and Bunny so happy, he owned a “wild-cat,” and it was “coming in,” it was going to yield him a treasure that would make all the old-time fairy-tales and Arabian Nights adventures seem childish things. They were lifting the “water-string” now—a process necessary to cementing off; the casing at the bottom had to be raised, so that the cement could be forced under. It was difficult, for the casing was wedged, and they had to put down a tool known as a “jar,” which struck heavy blows and shook the casing loose. Standing on the derrick platform, Bunny listened to these blows, far down in the earth; and then suddenly came a sound, the like of which had never assailed his ears in all his life, a sound that was literally a blow on the side of his head; it seemed as if the whole inside of the earth suddenly blew out. That tremendous casing-head, with its mass of cement, which Dad had said would hold down Mt. Vesuvius, went suddenly up into the air; straight up, with the big fourteen inch casing following it, right through the top of the derrick, smashing the crown block and tackle as if these had been made of sugar candy!

"Everything's perfect," Dad said. They drove over to the Rascum place and saw Ruth, and Bunny put on his hunting gear and managed to catch a few quail before sundown. Then they had dinner, and Paul filled them in on all the gossip about the well, including how much money Eli had raised for his temple. After dinner, they went back to the well—they just couldn’t stay away! It was a crisp, cold evening, with a new moon in the sky and a big bright star just above it—everything looked so beautiful, and Bunny was so happy; he owned a “wild-cat,” and it was “coming in,” promising a treasure that would make all the old fairy tales and Arabian Nights adventures seem like child’s play. They were lifting the “water-string” now—an important step for sealing; the casing at the bottom had to be raised so they could force the cement underneath. It was tough because the casing was stuck, and they had to use a tool called a “jar” that struck heavy blows to loosen it. Standing on the derrick platform, Bunny listened to the sounds coming up from deep inside the earth, and then suddenly he heard a noise unlike anything he had ever experienced, a sound that felt like a blow to the side of his head; it was as if the entire inside of the earth had exploded. That massive casing-head, with its huge amount of cement that Dad claimed could hold down Mt. Vesuvius, shot straight up into the air; the big fourteen-inch casing followed it right through the top of the derrick, smashing the crown block and tackle as if they were made of sugar candy!

Of course Bunny turned and ran for his life, everybody scattered in every direction. Bunny looked once or twice as he ran, and saw the casing-head and a long string of casing up in the air, for all the world like a Dutchman’s pipe, only it was straight. When this pipe-stem got too long, it broke off, and crashed over sideways, taking part of the derrick with it; and out of the hole there shot a geyser of water, and then oil, black floods of it, with that familiar roaring sound—an express train shooting out of the ground! Bunny gave a yell or two, and he saw Dad waving his arms, and presumably calling; he started toward his father—when suddenly, most dreadful thing of all, the whole mass of oil up in the air burst into flame!

Of course, Bunny turned and ran for his life, and everyone scattered in every direction. Bunny looked back a couple of times as he ran and saw the casing head and a long string of casing sticking up into the air, just like a Dutchman's pipe, except it was straight. When this pipe got too long, it broke off and crashed over sideways, taking part of the derrick down with it; and out of the hole shot a geyser of water, followed by black floods of oil, accompanied by that familiar roaring sound—like an express train bursting out of the ground! Bunny yelled a couple of times and saw Dad waving his arms and presumably calling; he started toward his father—when suddenly, the most terrifying thing of all happened: the whole mass of oil in the air burst into flames!

They were never to know what did it; perhaps an electric spark, or the fire in the boiler, or a spark made by falling wreckage, or rocks blown out of the hole, striking on steel; anyhow, there was a tower of flame, and the most amazing spectacle—the burning oil would hit the ground, and bounce up, and explode, and leap again and fall again, and great red masses of flame would unfold, and burst, and yield black masses of smoke, and these in turn red. Mountains of smoke rose to the sky, and mountains of flame came seething down to the earth; every jet that struck the ground turned into a volcano, and rose again, higher than before; the whole mass, boiling and bursting, became a river of fire, a lava flood that went streaming down the valley, turning everything it touched into flame, then swallowing it up and hiding the flames in a cloud of smoke. The force of gravity took it down the valley, and the force of the wind swept it over the hill-side; it touched the bunk-house, and swallowed it in one gulp; it took the tool-house, everything that was wood; and when there came a puff of wind, driving the stream of oil and gas to one side, you saw the skeleton of the derrick, draped with fire!

They would never find out what caused it; maybe an electric spark, the fire in the boiler, a spark from falling debris, or rocks blown out of the hole hitting steel. Whatever it was, a tower of flames erupted, creating the most incredible sight—the burning oil would hit the ground, bounce up, explode, leap again, and fall back down, while great red flames unfolded, burst, and released thick clouds of black smoke that also turned red. Mountains of smoke rose into the sky, while mountains of flame surged down to the earth; every jet that struck the ground became a volcano, rising even higher than before. The whole mass, boiling and bursting, transformed into a river of fire, a lava flow streaming down the valley, igniting everything it touched, then engulfing it and hiding the flames in a cloud of smoke. Gravity pulled it down the valley, and the wind swept it across the hillside; it consumed the bunkhouse in one gulp, took the tool house, and everything made of wood. And when a puff of wind pushed the stream of oil and gas to one side, you could see the skeleton of the derrick, draped in flames!

Bunny saw his father, and ran to join him. Dad was rallying the men; was anybody hurt? He got the crew together, one by one; they were all there, thank God! He told Paul to run down to the ranch-house and get his family up into the hills; he told Bunny to go with him, and keep away from the fire—a long way, you never could tell in which direction it would explode. So Bunny went flying down the arroyo at Paul’s heels; they found the family down on their knees, praying, the two girls hysterical. They got them up, and told them where to go; never mind their few belongings, cried Bunny, Dad would pay for them. Paul shouted to see to the goats, and they ran to the pen, but they weren’t needed; the panic-stricken creatures flung themselves against the side of the pen and broke through, and away they went down the arroyo; they would take care of themselves!

Bunny saw his dad and ran to join him. Dad was gathering the guys; was anyone hurt? He got the crew together, one by one; they were all there, thank God! He told Paul to run down to the ranch house and get his family up into the hills; he told Bunny to go with him and stay far away from the fire—you never knew which way it would explode. So Bunny flew down the arroyo right behind Paul; they found the family down on their knees, praying, with the two girls in hysterics. They got them up and told them where to go; forget about their few belongings, Bunny yelled, Dad would pay for them. Paul shouted to take care of the goats, and they ran to the pen, but they weren’t needed; the panicked animals slammed against the side of the pen and broke through, running away down the arroyo; they could take care of themselves!

Bunny started back; and on the way, here came Dad in his car. He was going after dynamite, he called to them; they were to keep away from the fire meantime; and off he went in the darkness. It was one time in his life that Bunny knew his father to be caught without something he needed; he hadn’t thought to carry any dynamite around with him on his drives!

Bunny started back, and on the way, Dad pulled up in his car. He was heading out to get some dynamite, he called to them; they were to stay away from the fire in the meantime; and off he went into the dark. It was one time in his life that Bunny realized his dad was caught without something he needed; he hadn’t thought to keep any dynamite on hand during his drives!

Of course Bunny had heard about oil fires, which are the terror of the industry. He knew of the devices ordinarily used to extinguish them. Water was of no use—quite the contrary, the heat would dissolve the water into its constituents, and you would merely be feeding oxygen to the flames. You must have live steam in enormous quantities, and for that you needed many boilers, and they had only one here, this fire would go on burning all the while they were fetching more; Bunny had heard of a fire that burned for ten days, until they made a great conical hood of steel to slide over the well, with an opening in the top through which the flames rushed out, and into which was poured the live steam. And meantime all the pressure would be wasted, and millions of dollars worth of money burned up! Bunny realized that, as a desperate alternative, Dad was going to try to plug up the hole by a dynamite blast, even at the risk of ruining the well.

Of course, Bunny had heard about oil fires, which are the nightmare of the industry. He knew about the methods typically used to put them out. Water was useless—if anything, the heat would turn the water into steam, just adding more oxygen to the flames. You needed massive amounts of live steam, and for that, you required many boilers. But they only had one here, so this fire would keep burning while they brought in more. Bunny had heard of a fire that lasted for ten days until they made a large conical steel hood to cover the well, with an opening at the top where the flames shot out and live steam was pumped in. Meanwhile, all the pressure would be wasted, burning up millions of dollars! Bunny realized that, as a last resort, Dad was planning to try to seal the hole with a dynamite blast, even if it meant ruining the well.

The two boys skirted the slopes, and got back to the well, on the windward side, away from the flames. There they found the crew engaged in digging a shaft, as close to the fire as they could get; Bunny understood that it was in preparation for the dynamite. They had set up a barrier against the heat, a couple of those steel troughs in which they mixed cement; upon this they had a hose playing, the water turning to steam as it hit. A man would run into the searing heat, and chop a few strokes with a pick, or throw out a few shovelfuls of dirt, and then he would flee, and another man would run in. Dave Murgins was working the hose, lying flat on the ground with some wet canvas over his head. Fortunately, they had pressure from the artesian well, for their pump was out of commission, along with everything else. Dave shouted his orders, and the hole got deeper and deeper. Paul ran in to help, and Bunny wanted to, but Dave shouted him back, and so he had to stand and watch his “wild-cat” burning up, and all he could do was to bake his face a little!

The two boys maneuvered around the slopes and made their way back to the well, on the side away from the flames. There, they found the crew busy digging a shaft as close to the fire as possible; Bunny realized it was to prep for the dynamite. They had built a barrier against the heat using a couple of those steel troughs where they mixed cement; on top of that, they had a hose running, with the water turning to steam upon contact. A man would dash into the intense heat, chop a few strokes with a pick, or toss out a few shovels of dirt, then he would rush back, and another man would take his place. Dave Murgins was working the hose, lying flat on the ground with a wet canvas over his head. Luckily, they had pressure from the artesian well, since their pump was out of order, along with everything else. Dave shouted out orders, and the hole kept getting deeper. Paul ran in to help, and Bunny wanted to as well, but Dave called him back, leaving him to stand and watch his “wild-cat” being consumed by the flames, with nothing he could do but feel the heat on his face!

They got down below the surface of the ground, and after that it was easier; but the man who worked in that hole was risking his life—suppose the wind were to shift, even for a few seconds, and blow that mass of boiling oil over him! But the wind held strong and steady, and the men jumped into the hole and dug, and the dirt flew out in showers. Presently they were tunneling in towards the well—they would go as close as they dared, before they set the dynamite.

They went underground, and after that, it became easier; however, the man working in that hole was putting his life on the line—what if the wind were to change, even for a few seconds, and blow that seething oil over him? But the wind remained strong and steady, and the men jumped into the hole and started digging, with dirt flying out in bursts. Soon, they were tunneling toward the well—they would get as close as they could before setting off the dynamite.

And suddenly Bunny thought of his father, coming with the stuff; he wouldn’t be able to drive up the road, he’d have to come round by the rocky hill-side, carrying that dangerous load in the darkness. Bunny went running, as fast as he dared, to help.

And suddenly Bunny remembered his dad, bringing the stuff; he wouldn’t be able to drive up the road, he’d have to go around by the rocky hillside, carrying that risky load in the dark. Bunny ran as fast as he could to help.

There were cars down on the road; many people had seen the glare of the fire, and come to the scene. Bunny inquired for his father; and at last there came a car with much tooting, and there was Dad, and another man whom Bunny did not know. They drove as far up as they dared—the Watkins house had been long ago swallowed by the flames. They stopped and got out, and Dad told Bunny to take the car back to a safe place, and not come near him or the other man with the dynamite; they would make their way to the well, very carefully. Bunny heard Dad telling the other man to go slow, they’d not risk their lives jist to save a few barrels of oil.

There were cars on the road; many people had seen the flames and rushed to the scene. Bunny asked for his dad, and finally, a car pulled up with a lot of honking, and there was Dad, along with another man Bunny didn't know. They drove as far as they could—the Watkins house had already been consumed by the fire. They stopped and got out, and Dad told Bunny to take the car back to a safe spot and to stay away from him and the other man with the dynamite; they would carefully make their way to the well. Bunny overheard Dad telling the other man to take it slow; they weren’t going to risk their lives just to save a few barrels of oil.

When Bunny got back to the well again, Dad and the man were already there, and the crew was setting the dynamite. They had some kind of electric battery to explode it with, and presently they were ready, and everybody stood back, and the strange man pushed down a handle, and there was a roar and a burst of flame from the shaft, and the geyser of oil that was rushing out of the well was snubbed off in an instant—just as if you stopped a garden hose by pinching it! The tower of oil dropped; it leaped and exploded a few times more, and that was the end. The river of fire was still flowing down the arroyo, and would take a long time to burn itself out; but the main part of the show was over.

When Bunny got back to the well, Dad and the man were already there, and the crew was setting up the dynamite. They had some kind of electric battery to set it off, and soon they were ready. Everyone stood back while the strange man pulled a lever, and there was a roar and a burst of flame from the shaft. The geyser of oil rushing out of the well was cut off in an instant—just like stopping a garden hose by pinching it! The column of oil fell, leaped, and exploded a few more times, and that was it. The river of fire was still flowing down the arroyo and would take a long time to burn out, but the main part of the show was over.

And nobody was hurt—that is, nobody but Bunny, who stood by the edge of the red glare, gazing at the stump of his beautiful oil-derrick, and the charred foundations of his home-made bunk-house, and all the wreckage of his hopes. If the boy had been a little younger, there would have been tears in his eyes. Dad came up to him and saw his face, and guessed the truth, and began to laugh. “What’s the matter, son? Don’t you realize that you’ve got your oil?”

And nobody was hurt—that is, nobody except Bunny, who stood by the edge of the red glow, staring at the remains of his beautiful oil rig and the burned foundations of his homemade bunkhouse, along with all the wreckage of his dreams. If he had been a bit younger, there would have been tears in his eyes. Dad walked over to him, noticed his expression, figured out what was going on, and started to laugh. “What’s wrong, son? Don’t you see that you’ve got your oil?”

Strange as it may seem, that idea came to Bunny for the first time! He stared at his father, with such a startled expression that the latter put his arm about the boy and gave him a hug. “Cheer up, son! This here is nothin’, this is a joke. You’re a millionaire ten times over.”

Strange as it may seem, that idea came to Bunny for the first time! He stared at his father with such a shocked expression that his dad put his arm around the boy and hugged him. “Cheer up, son! This is nothing, it’s a joke. You’re a millionaire ten times over.”

“Gosh!” said Bunny. “That’s really true, isn’t it!”

“Wow!” said Bunny. “That’s actually true, isn’t it!”

“True?” echoed Dad. “Why, boy, we got an ocean of oil down underneath here; and it’s all ours—not a soul can get near it but us! Are you a-frettin’ about this measly little well?”

“Really?” Dad replied. “Listen, kid, we’ve got tons of oil right underneath us; and it’s all ours—nobody else can get close to it but us! Are you worried about this tiny little well?”

“But Dad, we worked so hard over it!”

“But Dad, we worked really hard on it!”

Dad laughed again. “Forget it, son! We’ll open it up again, or drill a new one in a jiffy. This was jist a little Christmas bonfire, to celebrate our bustin’ in among the big fellers!”

Dad laughed again. “Forget it, son! We’ll open it up again, or drill a new one in no time. This was just a little Christmas bonfire, to celebrate us breaking into the big leagues!”

CHAPTER VII
THE STRIKE

I

A year had passed, and you would hardly have known the town of Paradise. The road was paved, all the way up from the valley, and lined with placards big and little, oil lands for sale or lease, and shacks and tents in which the selling and leasing was done. Presently you saw derricks—one right alongside Eli’s new church, and another by that holier of holies, the First National Bank. Somebody would buy a lot and build a house and move in, and the following week they would sell the house, and the purchaser would move it away, and start an oil-derrick. A great many never got any farther than the derrick—for subdividers of real estate had made the discovery that all the advertising in the world was not equal to the presence of one such structure on the tract. You counted eleven as you drove to the west side of the valley, where the Excelsior gusher had spouted forth; and from the top of the ridge, you could count fifty, belonging to a score of different companies. Going east, there were a dozen more before you reached the Ross tract, and now some one was prospecting on the far side of this tract, along the slide to Roseville, where the Mineral Springs Hotel was being built.

A year had gone by, and you would hardly recognize the town of Paradise. The road was paved all the way up from the valley, lined with big and small signs advertising oil lands for sale or lease, along with shacks and tents where the deals were made. Soon enough, you noticed derricks—one right next to Eli’s new church, and another near the First National Bank. Someone would buy a lot, build a house, move in, then sell the house the following week, and the new owner would move it away to start an oil derrick. Many never got any further than the derrick—real estate developers had figured out that no amount of advertising could match the impact of having one of those structures on the property. You counted eleven as you drove to the west side of the valley, where the Excelsior gusher had erupted; from the top of the ridge, you could see fifty more, belonging to a number of different companies. Heading east, there were a dozen more before reaching the Ross tract, and now someone was exploring on the far side of that tract, along the slope to Roseville, where the Mineral Springs Hotel was being built.

The little Watkins arroyo was the site of a village. You counted fourteen derricks here and there on the slopes, and big tanks down below, and tool-houses and sheds, and an office. Dad had built the new home of the Watkins family near the entrance to the place; they had sold their goats, and they now irrigated a tract and raised strawberries and garden truck and chickens and eggs for the company mess. In addition to that, they had a little stand by the roadside, and Mrs. Watkins and the girls baked pies and cakes and other goodies, which disappeared down the throats of oil workers with incredible rapidity, assisted by “soft drinks” of vivid hues. But you couldn’t buy any “smokes” at the stand, these being contrary to the Third Revelation, and obtainable at the rival stand across the road.

The small Watkins arroyo used to be a village. You could see fourteen oil derricks scattered on the hills, big tanks below, along with tool sheds and an office. Dad had built the Watkins family’s new home near the entrance; they had sold their goats and were now irrigating a piece of land where they grew strawberries, vegetables, and raised chickens and eggs for the company’s meals. On top of that, they had a small stand by the roadside where Mrs. Watkins and the girls baked pies, cakes, and other treats, which were gobbled up by oil workers at an incredible rate, washed down with brightly colored soft drinks. But you couldn’t buy any cigarettes at the stand, as they were against the Third Revelation, and you'd have to get them at the competing stand across the road.

The new bunk-house stood a little way back, under the shelter of some eucalyptus trees. It had six shower-baths, which were generously patronized, but to Bunny’s great sorrow you seldom saw anybody in the reading-room, despite the pretty curtains which Ruth had made; the high-brow magazines were rarely smudged by the fingers of oil workers. Bunny tried to find out why, and Paul told him it was because the men had to work too long hours; Paul himself, as a carpenter, had an eight hour day, and found time for reading; but the oil workers were on two shifts, twelve hours each, and they worked every day in the year, both Sundays and holidays. When you had put in that much time handling heavy tools, you wanted nothing but to get your supper and lie down and snore. This was a problem which Dad was too busy to solve just now.

The new bunkhouse was set back a little, under the shade of some eucalyptus trees. It had six showers, which were used often, but to Bunny's disappointment, you rarely saw anyone in the reading room, despite the cute curtains that Ruth had made; the intellectual magazines were hardly touched by the oil workers' hands. Bunny tried to figure out why, and Paul explained it was because the men had to work such long hours; Paul himself, as a carpenter, had an eight-hour day and found time to read; but the oil workers were on two shifts, each lasting twelve hours, and they worked every day of the year, including Sundays and holidays. After putting in that much time with heavy tools, all you wanted was to eat your dinner and crash. This was a problem that Dad was too busy to address right now.

Paul was boss-carpenter, having charge of all the building operations; quite a responsibility for a fellow not quite of age. So far they had completed forty shacks for the workers’ families, costing about six hundred dollars each, and renting for thirty dollars a month, with water, gas and electric light free. No one knew exactly what these latter services cost, so Bunny could not determine whether the price was fair or not, and neither could the oil workers; but Dad said they were glad to get the houses, which was the business man’s way of determining fairness.

Paul was the lead carpenter, responsible for all the construction work; quite a responsibility for someone who's not quite an adult. So far, they had built forty cabins for the workers' families, each costing about six hundred dollars and renting for thirty dollars a month, with water, gas, and electricity included at no extra charge. No one knew exactly how much those services cost, so Bunny couldn't figure out if the price was fair, and neither could the oil workers; but Dad said they were just happy to have the houses, which is how a businessman assesses fairness.

But there was one point upon which Bunny had interfered with energy; he didn’t see why everything about the oil industry had to be so ugly, and certainly something ought to be done about these shacks. He asked Ruth about it, and they drove to a nursery in San Elido, and without saying anything to Dad, incurred a bill for a hundred young acacia trees, each in a tin can, and two hundred climbing roses, each with its roots tied up in a gunny sack. So now at every shack there was a young tree with a stake beside it, and all along the road there were frames made of gas pipe, with a rose vine getting ready to climb. It was Ruth’s duty once a month to pull one of the laborers off his job and make him soak the trees and the vines, and next day cultivate them and dig away the grass and weeds. For this service Ruth was compelled to receive a salary of ten dollars a month, and bore the imposing title of “Superintendent of Horticultural Operations.” Bunny would inspect the growing plants, and sit in his reading-room, and persuade himself that he had made a start as a social reformer, resolving the disharmonies between capital and labor, about which he was being taught in the “social ethics” class in school.

But there was one thing Bunny got really involved in; he didn’t understand why everything in the oil industry had to be so ugly, and he definitely thought something should be done about those shacks. He asked Ruth about it, and they drove to a nursery in San Elido. Without telling Dad, they racked up a bill for a hundred young acacia trees, each in a tin can, and two hundred climbing roses, each with its roots wrapped in a burlap sack. Now, at every shack, there was a young tree with a stake next to it, and along the road, there were frames made of gas pipe, with rose vines getting ready to climb. Ruth’s job was to pull a laborer off his work once a month to soak the trees and vines, and the next day, cultivate them and clear away the grass and weeds. For this task, Ruth received a salary of ten dollars a month and held the impressive title of “Superintendent of Horticultural Operations.” Bunny would check on the growing plants and sit in his reading room, convincing himself that he was starting out as a social reformer, trying to resolve the conflicts between capital and labor that he was learning about in the “social ethics” class at school.

Bunny was now almost eighteen, slender, but well built, and something of a runner. He was brown as ever, and his hair was still wavy, and his lips red and pretty like a girl’s; he was merry on the surface, but serious underneath, trying most conscientiously to prepare for the task of administering some millions of dollars of capital, and directing the lives of some thousands of workingmen. If the people who wrote books about these matters, and taught them in school, had any useful suggestions, Bunny wanted to get them; so he listened, and read what he was told to read, and then he would come home and ask Dad about it, and when he visited the field, he would ask Paul. The teachers and the textbooks said there was no real disharmony between capital and labor; both were necessary to industry, they were partners, and must learn to get along together. And Dad said that was all right, only, like everything else, it was theory, and didn’t always work out. Dad said that the workingmen were ignorant, and wanted things the industry couldn’t afford to give; it was from this the quarrels grew. But Dad didn’t know what to do about it, and apparently wasn’t trying to find out; he was always too busy getting some new tract developed; and Bunny couldn’t very well complain—having got Dad into this latest pile of work!

Bunny was now almost eighteen, lean but fit, and somewhat of a runner. He was as brown as ever, with wavy hair and red, pretty lips like a girl’s; he seemed cheerful on the surface, but was serious underneath, trying hard to prepare for the responsibility of managing several million dollars in capital and overseeing the lives of thousands of workers. If the people who wrote about these subjects and taught them in school had any useful advice, Bunny wanted to hear it; so he listened and read what he was assigned, then he would come home and ask Dad about it, and when he went out in the field, he would ask Paul. The teachers and textbooks said there was no real conflict between capital and labor; both were essential to industry, they were partners, and needed to learn to work together. Dad agreed with that, but pointed out that, like everything else, it was just a theory and didn’t always pan out. He said the workers were uninformed and wanted things that the industry couldn’t afford to provide; that’s where the disputes arose. But Dad didn’t know what to do about it and didn’t seem to be trying to figure it out; he was always too busy developing some new tract; and Bunny couldn’t really complain—since he had put Dad into this latest workload!

It seemed a shame, when you came to realize it. This ranch had been a place where Dad could come to rest and shoot quail; but now that they had struck oil, it was the last place in the world where he could rest. There were new wells to be planned and drilled, and pipe-lines to be run, and oil to be marketed, and financing to be seen to, and houses and roads, and a gas-plant, and more water—there was something new every day. The books showed that nearly three million dollars had gone into the place so far, and now Dad was talking about the absolute necessity of having his own refinery; his mind was full of a thousand technical details along this line. There was a group of men—really big capitalists—who wanted to go in with him, and turn this into one of the monster oil fields, with a company capitalized at sixty million dollars; there would be a “tank-farm,” and several distilleries, and a chain of distributing stations. Should Dad follow this course, or should he save the business for Bunny? The boy would have to decide pretty soon, did he want to shoulder an enormous burden like this, or to let other people carry it for him? Did he want to study all kinds of things, like Paul, or did he want to buckle down to the oil-game, and give his attention to the process of cracking distillation, and the use of dephlegmators in connection with tower stills?

It felt like a shame when you really thought about it. This ranch had been a place where Dad could relax and hunt quail; but now that they had found oil, it was the last place in the world where he could take a break. There were new wells to plan and drill, pipelines to lay, oil to sell, financing to arrange, and houses and roads to build, along with a gas plant and more water—something new came up every day. The books showed that nearly three million dollars had been invested in the place so far, and now Dad was talking about the urgent need for his own refinery; his mind was filled with a thousand technical details about it. There was a group of men—really big investors—who wanted to partner with him and turn this into one of the giant oil fields, with a company valued at sixty million dollars; there would be a "tank farm," several distilleries, and a network of distribution stations. Should Dad pursue this path, or should he preserve the business for Bunny? The boy would have to decide soon whether he wanted to take on such a huge responsibility or let others handle it for him. Did he want to study all sorts of things like Paul, or did he want to dive into the oil business and focus on the process of distillation and the use of dephlegmators with tower stills?

II

Bunny’s speculations upon the problem of capital and labor were not destined to remain academic. Spending his Christmas holidays at Paradise, he found Paul looking very serious, and asking what would be Dad’s attitude towards the matter of unions in this field. There was an organizer for the carpenters here, and Paul had talked with him, and decided that it was his duty to join. Some of the men had joined secretly, but Paul wouldn’t have any concealment in his relations with Mr. Ross. Bunny answered that his father didn’t think much of unions, but he certainly wouldn’t object to Paul’s joining, if Paul thought it was right; anyhow they’d talk it out. So that evening they had a session, which wasn’t quite the same as a class at high school.

Bunny's thoughts on the issue of capital and labor were not meant to stay purely academic. While spending his Christmas holidays at Paradise, he noticed Paul looking very serious and asking what their dad would think about unions in this area. There was an organizer for the carpenters present, and Paul had talked to him and decided that he should join. Some of the workers had joined secretly, but Paul didn't want to hide anything from Mr. Ross. Bunny replied that their father didn’t think much of unions, but he definitely wouldn’t mind if Paul joined, as long as Paul felt it was the right thing to do; either way, they could discuss it. So that evening, they had a conversation that was different from a typical class at high school.

Dad believed in organization; he always said that, and his formula would apply to workingmen—at least in theory. But in practice Dad had observed that a labor union enabled a lot of officials to live off the work of the real workers; these officials became a class by themselves, a sort of vested interest, and they looked out for themselves, and not for labor. They naturally had to make some excuse for their own existence, and so were apt to stir up the workers to discontent which otherwise the workers wouldn’t feel.

Dad believed in being organized; he always said that, and his idea made sense for working people—at least in theory. But in reality, Dad noticed that a labor union allowed a lot of officials to benefit from the efforts of the actual workers; these officials became a separate class, almost a kind of vested interest, and they took care of themselves instead of the laborers. They naturally needed to justify their presence, so they often stirred up the workers' unhappiness that otherwise wouldn't have existed.

Paul said that was one way to look at it; but as a matter of fact, it was just as apt to work the other way—the men would be discontented, and officials would be trying to smooth them down. The officials made bargains with the employers, and naturally wanted the workers to fall into line. Didn’t it seem more reasonable to account for disputes in industry by the fundamental fact that one group was selling labor, and the other was buying it? Nobody was ever surprised that a man who was buying a horse didn’t value it so high as the owner.

Paul said that was one way to see it; but in reality, it could just as easily go the other way—the workers would be unhappy, and the officials would be trying to calm them down. The officials made deals with the employers and naturally wanted the workers to comply. Didn’t it make more sense to explain conflicts in industry by the basic fact that one group was selling their labor while the other was buying it? No one was ever shocked that a person buying a horse didn’t value it as much as the owner did.

You could see Dad didn’t like that, because it was a view that made his business more difficult. He said that what troubled him about unions was, they deprived a man of his personal liberty; he was no longer a free American citizen, he was jist a part of a machine, run by politicians, and often by grafters. What had made this country great was individual enterprise, and we ought to protect that. And Paul said yes, but the employers had set the men a bad example; they had joined a “Petroleum Employers’ Federation,” which ruled the industry very strictly. Paul had been told that in his early days Mr. Ross had paid his men a dollar a day more than the regular scale, so as to get the best labor; but when he had got into the Prospect Hill field, he had had to join the Federation, and now wasn’t allowed to pay more than the regular scale.

You could tell Dad wasn’t happy about that because it made his business tougher. He said what bothered him about unions was that they took away a man’s personal freedom; he was no longer a free American citizen, just part of a machine run by politicians and often by crooks. What had made this country great was individual initiative, and we should protect that. Paul agreed but pointed out that the employers had set a poor example; they had formed a “Petroleum Employers’ Federation” that controlled the industry very strictly. Paul had heard that in his early days, Mr. Ross paid his workers a dollar a day more than the regular rate to attract the best labor, but once he got into the Prospect Hill field, he had to join the Federation and was no longer allowed to pay more than the standard rate.

That was true, Dad admitted, but he hastened to explain, he hadn’t reduced anybody’s wages; his business had grown so fast, he had put his men into higher classifications, and when he engaged new men for the old jobs, they had got the regular price. But when Paul pinned him down, Dad admitted that it really was a union he belonged to, and he had sacrificed his personal liberty to that extent. It was clear enough, there had to be some order among the employers, to keep them from cutting one another’s throats; and Dad was fair enough to admit that maybe if he were a laborer, he’d see the same necessity.

That was true, Dad admitted, but he quickly explained that he hadn’t cut anyone’s pay; his business had grown so quickly that he had moved his guys into higher positions, and when he hired new people for the same old jobs, they got the standard pay. But when Paul pressed him, Dad acknowledged that he really was part of a union, and he had given up some of his personal freedom because of that. It was pretty clear that there had to be some organization among employers to prevent them from undercutting each other. Dad was fair enough to recognize that if he were a worker, he might see the same need.

Paul pleased Dad by saying that if all the employers were as fair as Mr. Ross, it would be easy to deal with them; but the fact was plain that many of them would respect only power, and the workers had no power except as a group. Why was it the carpenters were working only eight hours? Because they were organized all over the country, you couldn’t get a lot of good carpenters on any other terms. But the oil workers were poorly organized, so here was this two-shift arrangement, an inhuman thing, and the reason why Bunny couldn’t get the men to make use of his reading-room. Paul said that with a smile, to take the sting out of it; he knew it would hurt Bunny, and that Dad wouldn’t feel comfortable over it, either. Dad couldn’t give his oil workers an eight hour day, even if he wanted to—because the Petroleum Employers’ Federation had taken away his personal liberty and initiative in that respect. Paul added that the Federation would have to face this issue very shortly, because the oil workers were organizing—right in this Paradise field, as Mr. Ross no doubt knew.

Paul made Dad happy by saying that if all employers were as fair as Mr. Ross, it would be easy to work with them; but the truth was that many would only respect power, and the workers had no power unless they joined forces. Why were the carpenters only working eight hours? Because they were organized nationwide, so you couldn’t find many skilled carpenters willing to work otherwise. But the oil workers were poorly organized, which is why they had this two-shift arrangement, an inhumane situation, and that was why Bunny couldn’t get the men to use his reading room. Paul said this with a smile to soften the blow; he knew it would upset Bunny, and that Dad wouldn’t be comfortable with it, either. Dad couldn’t offer his oil workers an eight-hour day, even if he wanted to—because the Petroleum Employers’ Federation had stripped him of his personal freedom and ability to make decisions in that area. Paul added that the Federation would soon have to deal with this issue since the oil workers were organizing—right here in this Paradise field, as Mr. Ross surely knew.

Dad said he had heard it; he went so far as to admit that the Federation had sent him bulletins to keep him posted. But he wasn’t worrying, he said; if his men wanted a union, he guessed he’d find a way to get along with it—he had tried to be fair all his life, and the men knew it, most of them. Paul answered that Mr. Ross ought to understand the fundamental fact, which was that the cost of everything had been going up, ever since the war in Europe had begun; the price of oil was going up also, but the Employers’ Federation held to the old wage schedule, and that was not fair, and was making the trouble. The employers who fought the unions were short-sighted, for what they really did was to turn the men over to the I. W. W. Dad looked startled at that, for the “wobblies,” as they were called, had the reputation of being dangerous people, almost Anarchists, who wanted to seize the wells and run them for the workers; you heard terrible rumors of a thing called “sabotage,” which meant that the men, if they didn’t get what they considered a square deal, would punish the employers by damaging the property, even setting fire to wells. Were I. W. W. really in the field? Paul answered that it wouldn’t be fair for him to report on the men, that would be making him a spy; but as a matter of fact the wobblies were in every field, and in every industry—you could never keep them out, and the only thing to do was to keep their influence down by a policy of fair play.

Dad said he had heard about it; he even admitted that the Federation had sent him updates to keep him informed. But he wasn’t worried, he said; if his men wanted to form a union, he figured he’d find a way to deal with it—he had tried to be fair his whole life, and most of the men knew that. Paul responded that Mr. Ross should understand the basic fact that the cost of everything had been rising since the war in Europe began; the price of oil was also increasing, but the Employers’ Federation stuck to the old wage schedule, which wasn’t fair and was causing problems. The employers who opposed the unions were short-sighted because what they really did was push the men toward the I.W.W. Dad looked taken aback by that, since the “wobblies,” as they were called, were known to be dangerous, almost Anarchists, who wanted to take over the wells and manage them for the workers; you heard awful rumors about something called “sabotage,” which meant that if the men didn’t get what they thought was a fair deal, they would retaliate against the employers by damaging property, even setting wells on fire. Were the I.W.W. really active in the area? Paul replied that it wouldn’t be right for him to inform on the men, as that would make him a spy; but in reality, the wobblies were everywhere, in every industry—you could never keep them out, and the only solution was to minimize their influence through a policy of fairness.

Paul had been studying this question of capital and labor, as he studied everything that came his way. He had been reading books of which Bunny had never heard even the names—they were not taught in the high school courses, because, so Paul declared, they gave the labor side. Paul had been talking to an organizer who was here for the Oil Workers’ Union, an especially intelligent man, who had been working in oil fields for several years, and knew conditions thoroughly. Bunny was tremendously interested at that, and said he’d like to meet the man, and wouldn’t Dad like to? Dad made the answer he always made now-a-days, he was jist too crowded with business over the new pipe-line, and the problem of a refinery, but later on, perhaps, he might be interested. Dad was always fooling himself that way; there was going to be some time in the future when he would be free!

Paul had been studying the issue of capital and labor, just like he explored everything else that came his way. He had been reading books that Bunny had never even heard of—they weren't part of the high school curriculum because, as Paul claimed, they represented the labor perspective. Paul had been talking to an organizer from the Oil Workers’ Union, a particularly smart guy who had spent years working in oil fields and understood the conditions really well. Bunny was really interested and said he’d like to meet him, and wouldn’t Dad want to as well? Dad gave his usual response nowadays; he was just too busy with the new pipeline project and the refinery issue, but maybe later he’d be interested. Dad was always fooling himself like that; he thought there would be a time in the future when he’d be free!

However, he hadn’t any objection to Bunny’s meeting all the union organizers he pleased; he’d no doubt have to bargain with a lot of them during his life. Paul said that Tom Axton was supposed to be here secretly, but as a matter of fact the bosses all knew him, he had been kicked off the Excelsior Pete property only yesterday. He’d no doubt be willing to talk with Bunny, provided it was made clear that this wouldn’t affect his right to organize the men in Mr. Ross’ employ.

However, he didn’t have any objections to Bunny meeting with any union organizers he wanted; he’d definitely have to negotiate with many of them throughout his life. Paul mentioned that Tom Axton was supposed to be here secretly, but the truth is that the bosses all knew him; he had been kicked off the Excelsior Pete property just yesterday. He would probably be willing to talk to Bunny, as long as it was clear that this wouldn’t impact his right to organize the workers employed by Mr. Ross.

The upshot of it was that Axton was invited to meet Bunny one morning in the reading-room; and that was the biggest sensation this Watkins tract had known since the discovery well had busted loose and caught fire. The men of the night-shift forgot to go to sleep; they waited round to see the sight, and you saw faces pass by doors and windows—and always turned inwards as they passed! The union organizer was supposed to be a mysterious and terrible person, who came onto the tract at night, and met you and your friends somewhere out in the hills; but here he was, being publicly entertained by the Old Man’s son! Great kid, that Bunny Ross, said the men—agreeing with Dad on this point!

The result was that Axton was invited to meet Bunny one morning in the reading room, and that was the biggest buzz this Watkins tract had seen since the discovery well burst and caught fire. The night-shift workers forgot to go to sleep; they hung around to see the spectacle, and you could see faces passing by doors and windows—and they always turned inward as they passed! The union organizer was supposed to be a mysterious and intimidating figure, who came to the tract at night and met you and your friends somewhere out in the hills; but here he was, being openly entertained by the Old Man’s son! Great kid, that Bunny Ross, the men said—agreeing with Dad on this!

Tom Axton was a big fellow, slow spoken, soft of voice, with a trace of Southern accent; he looked powerful, and had need to be, considering the treatment he got. Of course, he couldn’t swear that it was the Employers’ Federation which sent thugs to beat him up and try to cripple him; but when the same thing happened to him in several different fields in Southern California, and didn’t happen to anybody else, he naturally drew his own conclusions. Bunny was aghast at this; he had never heard anything like it, and didn’t know what to answer—except that he hoped Mr. Axton knew that his father didn’t have anything to do with such dirty work. The organizer smiled; he had evidently had a talk with Paul, for he said, “Your father thinks that labor unions are run by grafters and parasites. Well, I wish you’d ask him how much he really knows about the Employers’ Federation, and the kind of men who run it, and what they’re doing to us. You may find that your father has been neglecting the affairs of his union, just as most of the workers neglect theirs.” Bunny had to admit that was a fair point, and when he asked Dad, and found that Dad had never attended a meeting of the Federation, but merely paid its assessments without question—why naturally, that made Bunny have more respect for Tom Axton, and believe what he said about conditions here in Paradise, and in the other fields, and how rapidly discontent was spreading among the men.

Tom Axton was a big guy, spoke slowly, had a soft voice, and carried a hint of a Southern accent; he looked strong, and he needed to be, given how he was treated. Of course, he couldn't say for sure that it was the Employers’ Federation that sent thugs to beat him up and try to hurt him; but when the same thing happened to him across various fields in Southern California and it didn’t happen to anyone else, it made sense for him to come to his own conclusions. Bunny was shocked by this; he had never heard anything like it and didn’t know how to respond—other than to hope Mr. Axton understood that his father wasn’t involved in such dirty work. The organizer smiled; he seemed to have talked with Paul, because he said, “Your father thinks that labor unions are led by frauds and parasites. Well, I wish you’d ask him how much he really knows about the Employers’ Federation, the kind of people running it, and what they’re doing to us. You might find that your father has been ignoring his union’s issues, just like most workers do.” Bunny had to agree that was a valid point, and when he asked his dad and discovered that Dad had never attended a Federation meeting but just paid his fees without question—well, that made Bunny respect Tom Axton more and believe what he said about the situation here in Paradise and in other fields, and how quickly discontent was growing among the workers.

Only yesterday the Victor Oil Company had fired fourteen who had signed up with the union; the bosses had a spy among them, and had waited to give everybody a chance to hang himself! “You’re surely going to have a strike before long,” said the organizer. “It will be a strike for the three-shift day, among other things; and when it comes, your father will have to consider whether to deal separately with his own men, or to stand by his employers’ union, and let a bunch of big business rowdies drag him into trouble.” You can imagine how much that gave Bunny to think about, and how many discussions he had with his father, and with Paul, and with the teacher of the class in “social ethics” at the Beach City High School!

Only yesterday, the Victor Oil Company had fired fourteen people who joined the union; the bosses had a spy among them and waited for everyone to make a mistake! “You’re definitely going to have a strike soon,” said the organizer. “It’ll be a strike for the three-shift day, among other things; and when it happens, your dad will have to think about whether to deal separately with his own workers or to support the employers’ union and let a group of big business thugs drag him into trouble.” You can imagine how much that weighed on Bunny's mind and how many discussions he had with his dad, Paul, and the teacher of the “social ethics” class at Beach City High School!

III

The Allies, having control of the sea, were engaged in starving out Germany; and the Germans were replying with the only weapon they had, the submarine. The United States had forced the German government to agree not to torpedo passenger vessels without warning; but now, early in the winter of 1917, the Germans gave notice that they would no longer follow this policy, and everybody was saying that America would have to go into the war. The German ambassador at Washington was sent home, and after that the spirit of neutrality was no longer dominant in the “current events” classes at school.

The Allies, controlling the seas, were working to starve Germany; and the Germans were responding with their only weapon, the submarine. The United States had pressured the German government to agree not to sink passenger ships without warning; but now, early in the winter of 1917, the Germans announced that they would no longer stick to this policy, and everyone was saying that America would have to enter the war. The German ambassador in Washington was sent back home, and after that, the spirit of neutrality was no longer prevalent in the "current events" classes at school.

To the oil operators it seemed most unpatriotic on the part of workers, to demand the eight hour day and an increase of wages at this crisis. What?—when the country was about to defend itself, and would need oil as never before in history! But the workers replied that the employers did not make concessions because they wanted to, but because they had to, and this might be the only time they would have to. It was not necessary to assume that the employers were giving the oil away; they were getting a fancy price for it, and would get the same price, or better, if the country went to war. The workers claimed a share, proportioned to the price of everything they had to buy. They were holding meetings all over the field, and in the latter part of February their union officials wrote to the various companies, asking for a conference. When this request was ignored, they served notice on the employers that there would be a strike.

To the oil operators, it felt very unpatriotic for workers to demand an eight-hour day and higher wages during this critical time. What?—when the country was gearing up to defend itself and would need oil like never before! But the workers argued that employers only made concessions because they had to, not because they wanted to, and this might be their only chance to do so. It wasn't necessary to think that employers were giving oil away; they were charging a high price for it and would continue to do so, or even better, if the country went to war. The workers wanted a fair share, based on the rising prices of everything they needed to buy. They were holding meetings all over the field, and by late February, their union leaders wrote to the various companies asking for a meeting. When this request was ignored, they officially notified the employers that there would be a strike.

Three men came to see Dad; one of them an old employee, the others new men. All three were young in years—indeed you almost never saw an oil worker over thirty-five, and they were all white Americans. This committee held their hats in their hands, and were somewhat pale, embarrassed but determined. They all liked Mr. Ross, and said so; he was “square,” and he must know that their demands were reasonable. Wouldn’t he set the example to the other employers, granting the new schedule, so that his work could go on without interruption? The strike, if it came, would be bound to spread, and the cost of oil would go up at once; Mr. Ross would gain far more than he would have to pay to the men. But Dad answered that he had joined the Federation, and agreed to stand by its decisions; what would become of his reputation for “squareness,” if he were to go back on his associates in a crisis? What he would do was to work within the Federation for an agreement with the men; he would drop everything else, and go down to Angel City and see what he could accomplish. He thought the eight hour day was fair, and he would favor a wage-scale adjusted to the cost of living, so that the men’s income would not be subject to fluctuations. The committee was cheered by these promises, and there was hand-shaking all around.

Three guys came to see Dad; one was an old employee, and the others were new hires. All three were young—honestly, you rarely saw an oil worker over thirty-five, and they were all white Americans. This committee held their hats in their hands and looked a bit pale, embarrassed but determined. They all liked Mr. Ross and said so; he was “straightforward,” and he had to know their demands were reasonable. Wouldn’t he set an example for the other employers by agreeing to the new schedule so that his work could continue without interruption? If a strike happened, it would definitely spread, and oil prices would go up right away; Mr. Ross would gain much more than what he would have to pay the men. But Dad replied that he had joined the Federation and agreed to follow its decisions; what would happen to his reputation for being “straightforward” if he turned his back on his associates in a crisis? What he would do was work within the Federation to reach an agreement with the men; he would drop everything else and head down to Angel City to see what he could achieve. He believed the eight-hour day was fair and would support a wage scale that reflected the cost of living, so the men’s income wouldn’t fluctuate. The committee was encouraged by these promises, and there was handshaking all around.

Left to himself, you understand that J. Arnold Ross would probably never have taken this advanced position. His mind was on his money—or on the things he wanted to do, and that his money enabled him to do; he would probably have gone with his crowd, as he had done hitherto. But there was Bunny, a “little idealist”; Bunny liked the men, and the men liked him, and Dad was proud of that mutual liking, and could be sentimental for Bunny, where he would never have dreamed of being for himself. Furthermore, there was Paul, who knew the men’s side at first hand; and Bunny persisted in bringing Paul into their life, in plying Paul with questions, and making him say, right out, the things he might not otherwise have felt free to say. So Paul had become a force in Dad’s consciousness; and so Dad promised to try to help the men.

Left to himself, you can see that J. Arnold Ross probably wouldn’t have taken this advanced position. His focus was on his money—or on the things he wanted to do, which his money allowed him to do; he likely would have gone along with his usual crowd, just like he always had. But then there was Bunny, a “little idealist”; Bunny liked the men, and the men liked him, and Dad was proud of that mutual affection, feeling sentimental about Bunny in a way he would never have dreamed of for himself. Additionally, there was Paul, who knew the men’s side personally; and Bunny kept insisting on including Paul in their lives, asking him questions, and making him voice things he might not have felt comfortable saying otherwise. So Paul became an important influence in Dad’s mind; and because of that, Dad promised to try to help the men.

He attended for the first time a meeting of his own trade union. It was at night, and lasted till one o’clock in the morning; and the next day being Saturday, Bunny came up to town and met his father at the hotel, and heard the story of what had happened. Most of the oil employers, it appeared, were exactly like J. Arnold Ross, in that they left the running of their union to others; there had been not more than forty men at this critical meeting, and the dominant group consisted of representatives of the “Big Five.” The chairman, and obviously the man who ran the organization, was an attorney for Excelsior Pete, who owned a small well, presumably to give him standing. He had a group which took the cue from him and voted with him. It had been rather a steam-roller affair, said Dad.

He went to his first trade union meeting. It was at night and lasted until one o’clock in the morning. The next day, being Saturday, Bunny came to town, met his father at the hotel, and heard what had happened. It turned out that most of the oil employers were just like J. Arnold Ross; they left the union operations to others. There were only about forty men at this important meeting, and the majority consisted of representatives from the “Big Five.” The chairman, who clearly ran the show, was a lawyer for Excelsior Pete, who owned a small well probably to give him some credibility. He had a group that followed his lead and voted with him. Dad said it felt like a steamroller.

Bunny wanted all the particulars, and plied his father with questions. Dad had pleaded the men’s side, as tactfully as he could, and had found exactly two operators in the gathering who were willing to agree, ever so timidly, with his point of view. To the ruling group he had seemed something of a renegade, and they had hinted as much. “You know how it is, son,” Dad explained, “this is an ‘open shop’ town; that’s the way the crowd feels, and you might jist as well butt your head against a stone wall as argue with them about unions. There’s everything to be said for them—they’ve had trouble with organized labor, and it’s made them bitter. They say”—and Dad went on to detail the arguments that had been hurled at him; unions meant graft, unions meant “hold-ups,” unions meant disorder, unions meant strikes, unions meant Socialism.

Bunny wanted all the details and bombarded his dad with questions. Dad had tried to represent the men's perspective as tactfully as possible and had found exactly two people in the crowd who were cautiously willing to agree with him. To the main group, he seemed a bit of a rebel, and they had hinted at that. “You know how it is, son,” Dad explained, “this is an ‘open shop’ town; that’s how the crowd feels, and you might as well bang your head against a brick wall as argue with them about unions. There’s a lot to say in their favor—they’ve had issues with organized labor, and it's made them resentful. They say”—and Dad went on to list the arguments thrown at him; unions meant corruption, unions meant “hold-ups,” unions meant chaos, unions meant strikes, unions meant Socialism.

“What are they going to do, Dad?”

“What are they going to do, Dad?”

“They’re jist not a-goin’ to let the men have a union—that’s all. I said, ‘It looks as if the Federation has turned into a strike-breaking organization.’ And Fred Naumann—that’s the chairman—snapped back at me, ‘You said it!’ They’ll be a strike-breaking organization, if and when and so long as there’s strikes in their field—that’s the way Raymond put it, the vice-president of Victor. And then Ben Skutt put in an oar—”

“They're just not going to let the men have a union—that's all. I said, 'It looks like the Federation has turned into a strike-breaking organization.' And Fred Naumann—that's the chairman—snapped back at me, 'You said it!' They'll be a strike-breaking organization as long as there are strikes in their field—that's the way Raymond put it, the vice-president of Victor. And then Ben Skutt chimed in—”

“Ben Skutt?”

"Ben Skutt?"

“Yes, he was there; it seems he’s been doing some ‘investigation work’ for the Federation—a polite name for spyin’. He knew jist exactly what I’d said to our men the day before; and he wondered if I realized the unfortunate effect of my attitude—it amounted to givin’ the strikers moral support. I told Ben that I usually took the liberty of saying what I thought; I was taking it in this meeting, and I’d take it in the newspapers if they asked me. Naumann smiled sarcastically: ‘I really don’t think they’re going to ask you, Mr. Ross.’ ”

“Yes, he was there; it seems he's been doing some 'investigation work' for the Federation—a polite term for spying. He knew exactly what I had said to our guys the day before, and he wondered if I realized the unfortunate impact of my attitude—it basically gave the strikers moral support. I told Ben that I usually took the opportunity to speak my mind; I was doing that in this meeting, and I'd do it in the newspapers if they asked me. Naumann smiled sarcastically: ‘I really don’t think they’re going to ask you, Mr. Ross.’”

And sure enough, they didn’t—either then, or later! The meeting was supposed to be secret—which meant that individual members were not allowed to be quoted, but the chairman or somebody gave to the press an official story, telling how the meeting had voted to stand firm against the threats of the union. It was a time for all lovers of America to uphold the country’s welfare against enemies without and within—so ran the statement in both the morning newspapers.

And sure enough, they didn’t—either at that time or later! The meeting was meant to be confidential—which meant that individual members couldn’t be quoted, but the chairman or someone else provided the press with an official story, stating how the meeting had decided to stand strong against the union’s threats. It was a time for all true patriots to support the country's interests against threats from both outside and inside—so read the statement in both morning newspapers.

“What are you going to do?” asked Bunny.

“What are you going to do?” Bunny asked.

“What can I do, son?” Dad’s face was grey, and deeply lined; he was not used to staying up so late, Bunny knew, and he had probably lain awake until morning, worrying over this situation.

“What can I do, son?” Dad’s face was pale and heavily wrinkled; Bunny knew he wasn’t used to staying up this late, and he had probably been awake all night, stressing about this situation.

And yet Bunny could not help making it harder for him. “Are we going to let those fellows run our business, Dad?”

And yet Bunny just couldn't help making it tougher for him. “Are we really going to let those guys run our business, Dad?”

“It looks as if we’d have to, son. I’m in no position financially to buck the game.”

“It seems like we have no choice, son. I can't afford to go against the system right now.”

“But with all the oil you’ve got!”

“But with all the oil you have!”

“I’ve got a good deal of oil, but it’s mostly in the ground, and what I’d need for this job would be a couple of million dollars in the bank.”

“I have a lot of oil, but most of it is underground, and what I would need for this job is a couple of million dollars in the bank.”

He went on to explain how modern affairs were conducted. A man never had enough money, no matter how much he had; he was always reaching out, doing business with the future, so to speak. He put money into the bank, and that gave him the right to take out more than he had put in; the bank would take his “paper,” as it was called. Here Dad was drilling a lot of new wells, he was buying machinery and materials, and paying for labor in advance—all on the certainty of the oil he was going to get next month and the month after; he knew he was going to get it, and the banks trusted him, on the basis of his reputation, and the known value of his property. But if Dad were to set out to fight the Federation, he might jist as well forget there was such a thing as a bank in the State of California; he’d have to pay cash for everything, he’d have to stop all his development work, and even then, he mightn’t be able to meet his notes when they fell due.

He went on to explain how modern business was done. A man never had enough money, no matter how much he had; he was always reaching out, doing business with the future, so to speak. He deposited money into the bank, which allowed him to withdraw more than he had put in; the bank would accept his “paper,” as it was called. Here Dad was drilling a lot of new wells, buying machinery and materials, and paying for labor in advance—all based on the expectation of the oil he was going to extract next month and the month after; he was confident he would get it, and the banks trusted him because of his reputation and the known value of his property. But if Dad decided to take on the Federation, he might as well forget that banks existed in California; he’d have to pay cash for everything, halt all his development work, and even then, he might not be able to meet his payments when they were due.

Bunny was appalled; for he had thought of his father as one of the richest men in the state, and one of the most independent. “Why, Dad, we don’t own our own business! We don’t even own our souls!”

Bunny was shocked; he had always considered his father to be one of the wealthiest men in the state and one of the most self-sufficient. “Dad, we don’t have our own business! We don’t even own our own lives!”

That started the other on one of his stock themes. Business was business, and not the same as a tea-party. Property was hard to get, and, as he had told his son many times, there was always people trying to take it away from you. If there was going to be any security for wealth, there had to be discipline, and men of wealth had to stand together. It might seem harsh, if you didn’t understand, but it was the way of life. Look at that war over there in Europe; it was a horrible thing—jist made you sick to think about it; but there it was, and if you was in it, you was in, and you had to fight. It was exactly the same with the business game; there was no safety for you, unless you stood with the group that had power. If you stepped out of the reservation, the wolves would tear you to pieces in short order.

That got the other guy onto one of his usual topics. Business is business, and it’s not the same as a tea party. Property is difficult to acquire, and as he had told his son many times, there are always people trying to take it from you. If there’s going to be any security for wealth, there has to be discipline, and wealthy individuals need to unite. It might seem harsh if you don’t understand, but that’s just how life is. Look at that war over in Europe; it’s a terrible thing—it just makes you sick to think about it—but it’s reality, and if you’re in it, you’re in it, and you have to fight. It’s the same with the business game; there’s no safety for you unless you align with the group that holds power. If you step out of line, the wolves will tear you to pieces in no time.

But Bunny was not satisfied with general principles; he wanted the details of this situation. “Please tell me, Dad, just who are these men we have to work with?”

But Bunny wasn't content with vague ideas; he wanted the specifics of this situation. “Please tell me, Dad, just who are these guys we have to work with?”

Dad answered: they were a group, it was hard to define them, you might say the “open shop crowd;” they were the big business men who ran Angel City, and the territory which lived upon the city, or supported the city, according as you looked at it. They had several organizations, not merely the Petroleum Employers’ Federation, but the Merchants’ and Manufacturers’ Association, the Chamber of Commerce, the Bankers’ Club. They were interlocked, and a little group ran them all—Fred Naumann could call a dozen men on the telephone, and turn you into an outcast from business society; no bank would lend you a dollar, and none of the leading merchants would give you credit, some would refuse to do business with you even for cash.

Dad answered: they were a group that was hard to define; you could call them the “open shop crowd.” They were the big businessmen who controlled Angel City and the surrounding area that depended on the city, depending on how you looked at it. They had several organizations, not just the Petroleum Employers’ Federation, but also the Merchants’ and Manufacturers’ Association, the Chamber of Commerce, and the Bankers’ Club. These groups were interconnected, and a small circle managed them all—Fred Naumann could call a dozen men on the phone and have you exiled from business society; no bank would lend you a dollar, and none of the leading merchants would extend you credit; some would even refuse to do business with you, even for cash.

To the hour of his death, the elder Ross never really understood this strange son of his. He was always being surprised by the intensity with which Bunny took things, which to the father were part of the nature of life. The father kept two compartments in his mind, one for things that were right, and the other for things that existed, and which you had to allow to exist, and to defend, in a queer, half-hearted, but stubborn way. But here was this new phenomenon, a boy’s mind which was all one compartment; things ought to be right, and if they were not right, you ought to make them right, or else what was the use of having any right—you were only fooling yourself about it.

To the end of his life, the elder Ross never really got his strange son. He was constantly surprised by the intensity with which Bunny approached things that the father saw as just part of life. The father kept two separate compartments in his mind: one for what was right and another for what existed, things you had to let be and defend in a weird, half-hearted yet stubborn way. But then there was this new phenomenon, a boy’s mind that was all one compartment; things should be right, and if they weren’t, you had to make them right, or else what was the point of having any sense of right—you were just fooling yourself about it.

“Listen, Dad,” the boy pleaded; “isn’t there some way we could break that combination? Couldn’t you stop your new developments, and put everything on a cash basis, and go slow? You know, that might be better, in a way; you’re trying to do too much, and you need a rest badly.”

“Listen, Dad,” the boy pleaded. “Isn’t there any way we could crack that combination? Can’t you pause your new developments, switch everything to cash, and take it slow? You know, that might actually be smarter; you’re taking on too much, and you really need a break.”

The other could not help smiling, in spite of the pain he read in Bunny’s face. “Son,” he answered, “if I set out to buck that game, I’d never have another hour’s rest, till you buried me up there on the hill beside Joe Gundha.”

The other couldn't help but smile, even though he saw the pain in Bunny’s face. “Son,” he replied, “if I tried to take on that game, I’d never get another hour of rest until you buried me up there on the hill next to Joe Gundha.”

“But you’ve got the oil, and if you settle with the men, it will go on flowing. It will be the only oil from this whole district!”

“But you have the oil, and if you make a deal with the guys, it will keep flowing. It will be the only oil from this entire area!”

“Yes, son, but oil ain’t cash; it has got to be sold.”

“Yes, son, but oil isn’t cash; it needs to be sold.”

“You mean they wouldn’t take it from you?”

“You mean they wouldn’t take it from you?”

“I can’t say, son; I’ve never known such a case, and I don’t know jist what they’d do. All I say is this—they wouldn’t let me lose their strike for them! They’d find some way to get me, jist as sure as tomorrow’s sunrise!”

“I can't say, son; I've never encountered a situation like this, and I'm not exactly sure what they would do. All I know is this—they wouldn't let me lose their strike for them! They’d figure out some way to reach me, just as sure as tomorrow's sunrise!”

IV

Dad went back to the field and got the representatives of his men together. He did not tell them the whole story, of course, but said that he had tried his best to bring the employers to his views, and had failed. He was bound by agreements that he could not break, but he would be very glad to meet the men’s terms if the Federation would do so. If there was a strike, he would make no attempt to work his properties for the present. It would mean heavy losses to him, the shutting down of his best paying wells, but he would try to stick it out, and his men might consider they were taking a vacation, and come back to him when the strike was over. Meantime, he would not turn them out, they might continue to occupy the bunk-house, provided they would keep order, and not injure the property. That was, of course, a very unusual concession, and he hoped the men would appreciate it. The committee answered that the men undoubtedly would do so; they were deeply grateful to Mr. Ross for his attitude. The members of the committee were embarrassed, and very respectful; you see, it is hard for humble workingmen to confront their employer, a “big” man, and armed with the magic power of money.

Dad went back to the field and gathered the representatives of his workers. He didn't share the whole story, of course, but said he had done his best to convince the employers and had failed. He was bound by agreements he couldn’t break, but he would be happy to meet the workers’ terms if the Federation agreed. If there was a strike, he wouldn’t attempt to operate his properties for now. It would mean significant losses for him, shutting down his best-paying wells, but he’d try to hang on, and his workers might think of it as a vacation and come back when the strike was over. In the meantime, he wouldn’t kick them out; they could continue to stay in the bunkhouse as long as they kept order and didn’t damage the property. That was, of course, a very unusual concession, and he hoped the workers would appreciate it. The committee replied that the workers undoubtedly would; they were very grateful to Mr. Ross for his attitude. The committee members felt awkward and respectful; you see, it’s tough for everyday workers to face their employer, a “big” man with the powerful influence of money.

The strike was called for noon on Wednesday, and the men all marched out singing songs. Not more than ten percent had joined the union, but they quit to a man—the few who might have liked to stay were not enough to work the wells, anyhow. They shut off the flow, and left everything in good order, and marched in to Paradise, where they held a mass-meeting. There were nearly three thousand workers in this field, and they all came, and most of the townspeople, and a number of the ranchers; the sympathy of the community appeared to be all with the workers.

The strike was set for noon on Wednesday, and the men all marched out singing songs. Not more than ten percent had joined the union, but they all quit—those few who might have wanted to stay weren’t enough to keep the wells running, anyway. They shut off the flow, left everything in order, and marched to Paradise, where they held a mass meeting. Nearly three thousand workers were in this field, and they all showed up, along with most of the townspeople and several ranchers; it seemed the community was completely behind the workers.

Tom Axton made a speech, in which he set forth the grievances of the men, and told them, out of his previous experience, how a strike must be conducted. One thing above all others, they must keep public sympathy with them, by obeying the law and avoiding every suggestion of disorder; this would not be easy, because the Employers’ Federation knew this, as well as the strike leaders, and would do everything possible to provoke the men to violence; that was the purpose for which the “guards” were coming, the strikers’ difficulty would be to keep out of the way. That was generally the case in strikes, if you could believe Axton; he said that the guards were men of a low type, hired by the big detective agencies out of the city’s underworld, and supplied with a gun on their hip-pocket. Whether the whiskey-bottle on the other hip-pocket was supplied by the employers, or got by the men themselves, was something Tom Axton did not know. Anyhow, they were brought here by the truck-load, and on the way they stopped at the sheriff’s office in San Elido—kept open day and night for the purpose—and were sworn in wholesale as “deputy-sheriffs,” and supplied with a silver shield to wear on their coat-lapels, and after that, anything they did was according to law. A few of these deputies were standing about, listening to Axton’s speech, and needless to say, they did not appreciate it.

Tom Axton gave a speech outlining the workers' grievances and shared, based on his past experiences, how a strike should be managed. Above all else, he emphasized the importance of maintaining public sympathy by following the law and avoiding any signs of disorder. This wouldn't be easy because both the Employers' Federation and the strike leaders were aware of this and would do everything they could to provoke the workers into violence. The "guards" were coming for that very reason, and the strikers' challenge would be to steer clear of them. Axton claimed that this was typically the case during strikes; he mentioned that the guards were low-quality individuals hired by major detective agencies from the city's underbelly and were armed with guns tucked into their hip pockets. He wasn't sure if the whiskey bottle on their other hip pocket was provided by the employers or acquired by the guards themselves. Regardless, they arrived in trucks, and along the way, they stopped at the sheriff's office in San Elido—which was kept open 24/7 for this purpose—to be sworn in en masse as "deputy sheriffs," receiving silver badges to wear on their coats, meaning that whatever they did was considered lawful. A few of these deputies hung around, listening to Axton's speech, and it goes without saying that they weren't fans of it.

The president of the union, who had come to the field to conduct the strike, also made a speech; and the secretary of the union, and the organizer of the carpenter’s union—there could not be too many speeches, for the men were full of enthusiasm, and their minds were open to ideas; it was an education in the meaning of solidarity. They signed up by hundreds, and paid their assessments out of their scanty savings. Committees were appointed, and these got down to work in an old barn which had been hired for headquarters, the only vacant place of any size to be found in the midst of this oil boom. The place was crowded with men, coming and going, and there was not a little confusion, officials and volunteer helpers working as if such things as rest and sleep were unknown to the human organism. There were temporary lodgings to be found—for not many oil operators were being so generous as to provide shelter for strikers! The union had ordered a lot of tents, and would need more yet, when leases expired on shacks which had been rented on company property. Fortunately, not many of the men had families in this field; your oil worker is a migratory bird—he moves to a new field, and has to work quite a while before he gets enough money to bring his wife and children from the last field.

The union president, who had come to the field to lead the strike, also gave a speech; along with the union secretary and the organizer of the carpenter’s union—there could never be too many speeches, as the men were full of enthusiasm and open to ideas; it was a lesson in the meaning of solidarity. They signed up by the hundreds and paid their dues from their meager savings. Committees were formed, and they got to work in an old barn they had rented as their headquarters, the only large space available during this oil boom. The place was packed with men coming and going, and there was quite a bit of chaos, with officials and volunteers working as if rest and sleep were unknown concepts. Temporary housing was difficult to find—few oil operators were generous enough to offer shelter for strikers! The union had ordered a lot of tents, and would need even more when leases expired on the shacks rented on company property. Fortunately, not many of the workers had families in this field; oil workers are like migratory birds—they move to a new area and have to work for a while before they can earn enough to bring their wives and children from their last job site.

Bunny drove up on Saturday morning; by which time the first flush of excitement had passed. It was a rainy day, and the men had no meeting place, and you saw bunches of them crowded into doorways, or under awnings, wherever there was free shelter; they looked rather melancholy, as if they found being on strike less romantic than they had expected. In front of the oil properties, especially those of the big companies, you saw men pacing up and down, wearing rubber coats and hats, from under which they eyed you suspiciously; some of them carried rifles on their shoulders, like military sentries. Bunny drove up to his father’s tract, and there he saw the same sight, and it cut him to the heart—the very personification of that hatred which so pained him in the industrial world, and which he had fondly dreamed he might exclude from the “Ross Junior” field. But the truth was, the “junior” aspects of the business were fading temporarily; the “senior” aspects were in control, and giving the impress to events.

Bunny drove up on Saturday morning, and by then, the initial excitement had worn off. It was a rainy day, and the men didn’t have a meeting place, so you saw groups of them squeezed into doorways or under awnings, wherever they could find shelter. They looked kind of downcast, as if being on strike was less thrilling than they had hoped. In front of the oil properties, especially the large companies, men were pacing back and forth, wearing raincoats and hats, from under which they watched you warily; some of them were carrying rifles on their shoulders, like military guards. Bunny drove up to his father’s area, and there he saw the same scene, and it broke his heart—the very embodiment of the animosity that troubled him in the industrial world, which he had hoped to keep out of the “Ross Junior” field. But the reality was, the “junior” aspects of the business were temporarily fading; the “senior” aspects were in charge and shaping the events.

Sitting in the office on the tract, Bunny pinned his father down on the matter of guards; did they really have to have guards against their own men?

Sitting in the office on the property, Bunny pressed his father about the guards; did they really need to have guards watching their own team?

“But surely, son,” protested Dad, “you can’t be serious! Leave three million dollars worth of property unprotected?”

“But come on, son,” Dad said, “you can’t be serious! You’re going to leave three million dollars' worth of property unprotected?”

“Where did we hire these guards, Dad?”

“Where did we get these guards, Dad?”

“We didn’t hire them, son; the Federation is handling that.”

“We didn’t hire them, son; the Federation is taking care of that.”

“But couldn’t we have got guards of our own?”

“But couldn’t we have gotten our own guards?”

“I don’t know any guards, or where to get them. I’d have had to go to some agency, jist the same.”

“I don’t know any guards or where to find them. I would have had to go to some agency anyway.”

“And we couldn’t have used our own men, that we know?”

“And we couldn't have used our own people, right?”

“Turn strikers into guards? Why, son, you must know that wouldn’t do!”

“Turn strikers into guards? Well, son, you should know that's not going to work!”

“Why not?”

“Why not?”

“Well, for one thing, the insurance companies—imagine how quick they’d jump to cancel my fire insurance! And then, suppose I was to have a fire, I’d be ruined. Don’t you see that?”

“Well, for one thing, the insurance companies—just think about how fast they’d cancel my fire insurance! And then, if I had a fire, I’d be completely ruined. Don’t you understand that?”

Yes, Bunny saw; it appeared as if the whole world was one elaborate system, opposed to justice and kindness, and set to making cruelty and pain. And he and his father were part of that system, and must help to maintain it in spite of themselves!

Yes, Bunny saw; it seemed like the entire world was one complicated system, working against justice and kindness, and focused on creating cruelty and pain. And he and his father were part of that system, and had to help keep it going despite their own feelings!

“Do we pay for these guards, Dad?”

“Are we paying for these guards, Dad?”

“We’re assessed for it, of course.”

“We get graded on it, of course.”

“Then what it comes to, is this: we have to put up the money for Fred Naumann to break the strike; and even though we may not want the strike broken!” To this Dad remarked, it was devilish inconvenient to have all those paying wells shut off all of a sudden. He turned to some papers on his desk, and Bunny sat in silence for a while, thinking his father’s thoughts. They were elemental thoughts, not requiring any subtlety to interpret. There were eleven producing wells on the tract, which on last Thursday morning had been flowing at a total rate of thirty-seven thousand barrels of oil per day. That meant, at present boom prices, a gross income of close to two million dollars a month. Dad’s mind had been full of all the things he was going to do with that money; and now his mind was full of problems of how to get along without it. His face was still grey and lined with care, and Bunny’s heart smote him. He, Bunny, wanted the men to win; but did he want it at the cost of having his father carry this extra burden?

“Here’s the situation: we need to fund Fred Naumann to end the strike, even if we don’t actually want the strike to end!” Dad commented that it was extremely inconvenient to suddenly have all those productive wells shut down. He turned to some papers on his desk, and Bunny sat quietly for a while, reflecting on his father's thoughts. They were straightforward thoughts that didn’t need much interpretation. There were eleven active wells on the property, which as of last Thursday morning had been producing a total of thirty-seven thousand barrels of oil per day. That meant, at the current boom prices, a gross income of nearly two million dollars each month. Dad had been focused on all the things he wanted to do with that money, and now his thoughts were filled with problems about how to cope without it. His face was still grey and marked by worry, and Bunny felt a pang in his heart. He wanted the workers to succeed; but did he want that at the cost of adding this extra burden on his father?

V

Paul had gone with the strikers, so Bunny learned. Mr. Ross had offered to keep him on, for there was some building that needed to be done, and the carpenters were not on strike. But Paul had thought it over and decided that his duty lay with the oil workers; they hadn’t many educated men among them—that was one of the burdens the twelve hour day put upon them; so Mr. Ross would have to accept Paul’s resignation, permanently or temporarily, as he might think best. Dad had said there would be no hard feelings, and Paul might come back when the strike was over.

Paul had joined the strikers, as Bunny found out. Mr. Ross had offered to keep him on since there was some construction that needed to be done, and the carpenters weren’t on strike. But Paul thought it over and decided his loyalty was with the oil workers; they didn’t have many educated people among them—that was one of the challenges that the twelve-hour workday imposed on them. So, Mr. Ross would have to accept Paul’s resignation, whether that was permanent or temporary, depending on what he thought was best. Dad had said there would be no hard feelings, and Paul could come back when the strike ended.

Bunny went up to the Rascum place to see Ruth and ask her about it. The “Superintendent of Horticultural Operations” had gone on strike with the boss-carpenter, but they were still occupying the bungalow, and Ruth did the work for Dad, whenever he occupied the cabin. Ruth said that Paul couldn’t get out here any more, he was sleeping on some sacks of straw in the union headquarters, where he worked about twenty hours a day. So Meelie was staying with her sister, and they spent all their spare time baking things, and old Mr. Watkins came, with the same old horse hitched to the same old wagon, and carried the things to Paradise, where they were sold to the strikers. They had closed up their stand at the Watkins tract, because there wasn’t nobody there but guards, and they wouldn’t feed no guards, not if they starved. So spoke Meelie, who was a little chatterbox; and Ruth looked at Bunny with some embarrassment, thinking that wasn’t proper talk before him. But Bunny said he wasn’t strong for guards himself, it had made him sort of sick to see them on the place that was supposed to be his. And Meelie said the man that was in charge at their place wasn’t a bad fellow, he had been a forester and fire-guard; but some of them others was awful mean, and Pap was a-scairt for the girls to go on the road at night, they cussed something fierce, and they had liquor all the time.

Bunny went up to the Rascum place to see Ruth and ask her about it. The “Superintendent of Horticultural Operations” had gone on strike with the boss carpenter, but they were still staying in the bungalow, and Ruth did the work for Dad whenever he used the cabin. Ruth said that Paul couldn’t get out there anymore; he was sleeping on some straw sacks in the union headquarters, where he worked about twenty hours a day. So Meelie was staying with her sister, and they spent all their free time baking things, and old Mr. Watkins came with the same old horse hitched to the same old wagon and took the things to Paradise, where they were sold to the strikers. They had closed up their stand at the Watkins tract because there wasn’t anyone there but guards, and they wouldn’t feed any guards, not even if they starved. So said Meelie, who was a little chatterbox; and Ruth looked at Bunny with some embarrassment, thinking that wasn’t appropriate talk in front of him. But Bunny said he didn’t like the guards either; it made him feel kind of sick to see them on the place that was supposed to be his. And Meelie said the guy in charge at their place wasn’t a bad fellow; he had been a forester and fire guard. But some of the others were really mean, and Pap was worried about the girls being out on the road at night—they cursed like crazy, and they had liquor all the time.

There was an alluring odor of hot gingerbread in the kitchen, and Bunny had not yet had his lunch; so the girls set the little table, and the three sat down, and had a meal of scrambled eggs and potatoes, and bread and butter, and goat’s milk and gingerbread and strawberries—for the plants which Paul had set out had been diligently tended by Ruth, who couldn’t bear to let living things suffer, even green ones. Ruth was now a young lady of almost eighteen, the same age as Bunny, but she felt a lot older, as girls do. Her fair hair was done up on the top of her head, and you saw her bare legs no longer. She always looked nice working in the kitchen, because then her cheeks were rosy; she was competent in her own domain, and told you to sit down and not mess things up trying to help. She had the bright blue eyes of all the Watkins family; in her case they went with a candid, quiet gaze that seemed to go to the depths of you, and make both deception and unkindness impossible.

A tempting smell of hot gingerbread filled the kitchen, and Bunny still hadn’t had his lunch, so the girls set the little table, and the three of them sat down to a meal of scrambled eggs, potatoes, bread and butter, goat’s milk, gingerbread, and strawberries—because the plants Paul had planted were being well taken care of by Ruth, who couldn’t stand to see living things suffer, even the green ones. Ruth was now nearly eighteen, the same age as Bunny, but she felt much older, as girls often do. Her light hair was styled on top of her head, and you could no longer see her bare legs. She always looked good while cooking because her cheeks turned rosy; she was skilled in her space and would tell you to sit down and not mess things up by trying to help. She had the bright blue eyes typical of the Watkins family, and in her case, they accompanied a genuine, steady gaze that seemed to reach deep into you, making deception and unkindness impossible.

Bunny at this time was just beginning an intense experience back at home—his first serious love-affair, about which we shall be told before long. Eunice Hoyt was a rich girl, and complicated; to know her was sometimes pleasure and sometimes torment. But Ruth was a poor girl, and simple; her presence was soothing, calm and still like a Sabbath morning. The basis of Ruth’s life was the conviction that her brother Paul was a great and good man. Now Paul had given up his ten dollar a day job to help the strikers, and Ruth was baking food for the strikers, and while they had money she would sell it to them, and when they had no more money she would give it to them.

Bunny was starting to go through a major experience at home—his first serious relationship, which we’ll hear about soon. Eunice Hoyt was wealthy and complicated; being around her was sometimes fun and sometimes frustrating. But Ruth was a poor and straightforward girl; her presence was calming and peaceful, like a quiet Sunday morning. Ruth's life revolved around the belief that her brother Paul was a great and good man. Paul had quit his ten-dollar-a-day job to support the strikers, and Ruth was baking food for them. When they had money, she would sell it to them, and when they ran out of money, she would give it to them.

Meelie, likewise, was delighted to bake for the men, but that was not her only interest in them. The coming of oil to the Watkins tract had meant vast changes in Meelie’s life, she was no longer to be recognized as a goat-herd, but had blossomed out, acquiring sophistication and conversation, and a bright colored ribbon in her hair and a necklace of yellow beads about her neck. Meelie had been to town the evening before, and it had been so exciting! Eli was a full-fledged preacher now, with a church of his own, and was holding services every evening for the glory of the Lord, and great numbers of the strikers had come, and grace had been abounding; and in between the pentecostal manifestations, Meelie had picked up news of the strike—there had been a fight on Main Street because a drunken guard had been rude to Mamie Parsons; and Paul had been one of a committee to see the sheriff and demand that he take either the liquor or the guns away from his deputies; and tomorrow Meelie was going to church again—there would be three services all through the day; and it was said that on Monday the operators were going to bring in strike-breakers, and start the wells flowing on Excelsior Pete; and the men were getting ready to stop that if they could—it would be terrible!

Meelie was thrilled to bake for the guys, but that wasn't her only interest in them. The arrival of oil on the Watkins tract had brought huge changes to Meelie’s life; she was no longer seen as a goat herder, but had blossomed, gaining sophistication, conversation skills, a bright ribbon in her hair, and a necklace of yellow beads around her neck. Meelie had gone to town the night before, and it had been so exciting! Eli was now a fully-fledged preacher with his own church, holding services every evening for the glory of the Lord, attracting many of the strikers, and there was a lot of grace filling the space; in between the Pentecostal happenings, Meelie had heard news of the strike—there had been a fight on Main Street because a drunken guard had been rude to Mamie Parsons; and Paul had been part of a committee that went to see the sheriff, demanding he remove either the liquor or the guns from his deputies; and tomorrow, Meelie was going to church again—there would be three services throughout the day; and it was said that on Monday, the operators were going to bring in strike-breakers and start the wells flowing on Excelsior Pete; and the men were preparing to stop that if they could—it would be terrible!

Bunny drove to town and wandered about to see the sights, but none of them brought happiness to him. He could not see Paul, for Paul was hard at work in the strike headquarters, and Bunny could not go there, because it would not look right, somebody might think he was spying. No longer was Bunny the young oil prince, flattered and admired by all; he was an enemy, and read hostility in men’s glances, even where there might be none. He was in the position of a soldier in an army, who feels that his cause is unjust, and has no stomach for the fight—yet it is hard to wish one’s self defeat!

Bunny drove to town and wandered around to see the sights, but none of them brought him any happiness. He couldn’t see Paul, since Paul was busy at the strike headquarters, and Bunny couldn’t go there because it wouldn’t look good; someone might think he was spying. Bunny was no longer the young oil prince, flattered and admired by everyone; he was now an outsider and sensed hostility in men’s looks, even when there might be none. He felt like a soldier in an army who believes his cause is unjust and has lost the will to fight—yet it’s hard to wish for his own defeat!

On Sunday morning the sun was shining, and never had Bunny seen such crowds in Paradise. Eli was holding a service in the grove alongside his new “tabernacle,” and was telling the strikers that if only they would have faith in the Holy Spirit, they need not worry about their wages, there was the miracle of the loaves and fishes, and was not their Heavenly Father able to feed them if they would trust him? Some believed this, and shouted “Amen”; others jeered, and went off to the playground at the school-house, where the union was holding a meeting for those who believed that wages were necessary. Bunny went there, and heard Paul make his first speech. It was a great sensation to Bunny, and in fact, to the whole town; a picturesque situation, you must admit—the two Watkins boys, the rival prodigies of the neighborhood, making speeches at the same time, and preaching somewhat opposite doctrines!

On Sunday morning, the sun was shining, and Bunny had never seen such crowds in Paradise. Eli was holding a service in the grove next to his new "tabernacle," telling the strikers that if they just had faith in the Holy Spirit, they wouldn’t need to worry about their pay; there was the miracle of the loaves and fishes, and wasn’t their Heavenly Father capable of feeding them if they trusted him? Some people believed this and shouted "Amen"; others mocked and headed to the playground at the schoolhouse, where the union was meeting for those who thought wages were necessary. Bunny went there and listened to Paul give his first speech. It was a huge sensation for Bunny and the whole town; a striking scene, you have to admit—the two Watkins boys, the rival prodigies of the neighborhood, giving speeches at the same time and advocating somewhat opposite ideas!

It must be said on behalf of Eli that he did not deliberately oppose the strike, and probably never clearly understood how his doctrine was likely to aid the Employers’ Federation. His sisters were baking bread for the strikers, working hard with their physical hands kneading physical dough—and all the while Eli was proclaiming that he could make magical miraculous bread, whole baskets of it, by the agency of prayer. Why didn’t he do it, jeered the skeptics; and Eli answered that it was because of their lack of faith. But they said it was up to him to begin; and the production of one single loaf of bread by the Bible method would multiply faith a million-fold, and bring the whole organized labor movement into the Church of the Third Revelation!

It should be noted for Eli that he didn't intentionally oppose the strike and probably never fully grasped how his beliefs might support the Employers’ Federation. His sisters were baking bread for the strikers, working hard with their hands to knead the dough—while Eli was claiming he could create magical, miraculous bread, whole baskets of it, just through prayer. The skeptics mocked him, asking why he didn't just do it, and Eli replied that it was because of their lack of faith. But they insisted it was up to him to start; they argued that producing even one loaf of bread in the Biblical way would boost faith a million times over and bring the entire organized labor movement into the Church of the Third Revelation!

Paul had a deep, mature voice, and a slow, impressive way of speaking. He was a good orator, for the very reason that he knew none of the tricks, but was entirely wrapped up in what he had to say. There was a struggle impending over the issue of the re-opening of the wells, and Paul had been consulting lawyers, and told the strikers exactly what they had a right to do, and what they must refrain from doing. They would maintain their legal rights, but not weaken their case by committing the least breach of the law, and giving their enemies a chance to put them in the wrong. Their whole future was at stake, and the future of their wives and children; if they could win the three-shift day, they would have leisure to study and think, and raise their own status, and keep their children longer in school. That was the real issue in this strike, and if democracy did not mean that, it had no meaning, and talk about patriotism was buncombe. The vast throng cheered Paul, and Bunny could hardly keep from cheering also, and went away feeling cheap, and utterly out of harmony with life. He had time to think it over on the long drive back to Beach City by himself; he did not get in until midnight, and all the way he heard Paul’s voice above the hum of the engine, challenging everything that Bunny thought he believed!

Paul had a deep, mature voice and a slow, impressive way of speaking. He was a great speaker because he didn't rely on tricks; he was fully invested in what he had to say. A struggle was brewing over the reopening of the wells, and Paul had been consulting lawyers, clearly explaining to the strikers what their rights were and what they needed to avoid. They would uphold their legal rights but wouldn’t jeopardize their case by breaking any laws, giving their opponents a chance to undermine them. Their entire future was on the line, along with the futures of their wives and children. If they could secure the three-shift workday, they would have time to study, think, improve their status, and keep their children in school longer. That was the real issue behind this strike, and if democracy didn't signify that, then it held no meaning; discussions about patriotism were nonsense. The huge crowd cheered for Paul, and Bunny could barely hold back his own cheers, leaving him feeling small and completely out of sync with life. He had time to reflect during the long drive back to Beach City, arriving just before midnight, and all the way home, he could still hear Paul’s voice challenging everything he thought he believed!

VI

Back in school, Bunny had to get his news about the strike from the papers, and these did not give him much comfort. The papers thought the strike was a crime against the country in this crisis, and they punished the strikers, not merely by denouncing them in long editorials, but by printing lurid accounts of the strikers’ bad behavior. On Tuesday morning you read how several truck-loads of oil workers—the despatches did not call them strike-breakers—had been brought into the Excelsior Petroleum Company’s tract, and how, at the entrances, they were met by howling mobs, which cursed them, and called them vile names, and even threw bricks at them. The Employers’ Federation issued a statement denouncing this rule of a peaceful community by riot, and the statement was published in full.

Back in school, Bunny had to get his news about the strike from the newspapers, and they didn’t provide him much comfort. The papers viewed the strike as a crime against the country during this crisis, punishing the strikers not just by condemning them in lengthy editorials but also by publishing sensational stories about their bad behavior. On Tuesday morning, you read how several truckloads of oil workers—the dispatches didn’t call them strike-breakers—had been brought into the Excelsior Petroleum Company’s site, where they were confronted by shouting mobs that cursed them, called them terrible names, and even threw bricks at them. The Employers’ Federation released a statement condemning this disruption of a peaceful community by riots, and the statement was published in full.

Next day it was the turn of the Victor Oil Company, which concern had brought a train-load of men to Roseville, and from there to Paradise by automobiles, with armed guards to defend them. There had been more mob scenes; and also fights between the deputies and strikers at various other places. It was not long before several strikers were wounded, and a couple of deputies badly beaten. The Federation issued an appeal to the governor to send in militia to protect them in their rights, which were being jeopardized by lawless criminals, organized to defy the State of California, and cripple the country on the eve of war.

The next day, it was the Victor Oil Company’s turn, which had brought a train full of workers to Roseville, and then transported them to Paradise by car, with armed guards for protection. There had been more mob scenes, along with clashes between deputies and strikers in various locations. It didn't take long for several strikers to get injured, and a couple of deputies to be seriously hurt. The Federation called on the governor to send in the militia to protect their rights, which were being threatened by lawless individuals organized to challenge the State of California and disrupt the country just before the war.

Nine people out of ten read these things in the papers and believed them. Practically everyone Bunny knew believed them, and thought he was some kind of freak because he hesitated and doubted. Aunt Emma, for example; she just knew the strikers were born criminals, and German agents besides, or at any rate in league with German agents, and what difference did it make? The ladies in the clubs had inside information, right from headquarters, for many of them were the wives of influential men, who learned what was going on, and told their wives, and the wives told Aunt Emma, who was thrilled to be on the inside, as her brother-in-law’s financial position entitled her.

Nine out of ten people read these things in the news and believed them. Almost everyone Bunny knew believed them and thought he was some kind of weirdo for hesitating and doubting. Aunt Emma, for instance; she just knew the strikers were born criminals, and German agents too, or at least working with German agents, and what did it matter? The ladies in the clubs had insider info, straight from the source, since many of them were married to influential men who found out what was happening and shared it with their wives, who then told Aunt Emma, who loved being in the loop because her brother-in-law’s financial situation gave her that privilege.

And Bertie, who was still worse, the very princess of all the tight little snobs you ever knew! Bertie went round with the younger set, and these likewise knew everything, but without having to wait for anyone to tell them. Bertie had condescended to visit one of her father’s oil wells now and then, and there she had noted a race of lower beings at their appointed tasks—creatures smudged with black, who tipped their caps to her, or forgot to, but in either case stared with dumb awe, and beneath their lowering brows showed signs of intelligence that was almost human, and filled Bertie with uneasiness. She had visited Paradise once, and spent a night at the cabin, and patronized Paul and Ruth while they waited upon her, and both of them, sensing this, had been frozen to silence, and Bertie had condescended to admit that they were very decent working people, but she couldn’t comprehend why her brother persisted in making intimates of such. “My God,” stormed Bunny, in a rage, “what are we?” And that, of course, was disgusting of him—to remind his sister that their father had been driving mule-teams in a construction camp once upon a not very long time, and why was it any better to drive mules than to build houses? Bertie said with dignity that her father had raised himself by innate superiority; she knew he had “good blood,” even though she could not prove it. Bunny answered that Paul and Ruth might have “good blood” too, and they were certainly on the way to raising themselves.

And Bertie, who was even worse, the absolute queen of all the uptight snobs you could ever meet! Bertie hung out with the younger crowd, and they knew everything too, but without needing anyone to fill them in. Bertie had graciously dropped by one of her dad’s oil wells now and then, and there she noticed a group of lower beings doing their jobs—creatures covered in black, who tipped their hats to her or forgot to, but in either case stared in dumb amazement, and beneath their furrowed brows showed signs of intelligence that was almost human, which made Bertie uneasy. She had been to Paradise once, spent a night in the cabin, and looked down on Paul and Ruth while they served her, and both of them, sensing this, had become frozen in silence. Bertie had reluctantly admitted that they were very decent working people, but she couldn’t understand why her brother insisted on being close with them. “My God,” Bunny exploded in anger, “what are we?” And that was, of course, disgusting of him—to remind his sister that their father had once been driving mule teams in a construction camp not too long ago, and why was driving mules any better than building houses? Bertie replied with dignity that her father had improved himself through his inherent superiority; she was sure he had “good blood,” even if she couldn’t prove it. Bunny responded that Paul and Ruth might have “good blood” too, and they were definitely on their way to bettering themselves.

It was a subject about which the two would never cease to quarrel. Bertie insisted that Paul patronized her brother, and presumed upon his good nature, taking towards him an intolerable attitude of superiority. Paul had taken to calling him “son,” as he heard Dad doing, and such impudence was that! Bertie referred to her brother’s friend as “your old Paul;” and, said Bertie, “your old Paul has gone and turned traitor to Dad, and it’s just what I told you all along, you can’t trust such people.” And when Bertie found that Bunny was half-heartedly sympathizing with Paul, and yearning towards the “mob” himself, she called him a perfect little wretch, an ingrate, and what not. Their father was risking his life, staying up there among those outlaw mobs, something which none of the other operators did—they remained in their offices in Angel City, and let their agents break the strike for them. But Dad, of course, was influenced by Bunny, with his silly, sentimental notions; and if anything were to happen to him up there, Bunny would carry the responsibility all his life.

It was a topic that the two would never stop arguing about. Bertie insisted that Paul looked down on her brother and took advantage of his good nature, acting in a completely condescending way. Paul had started calling him “son,” just like he heard Dad doing, and what nerve that was! Bertie referred to her brother’s friend as “your old Paul,” and said, “your old Paul has betrayed Dad, and I told you all along, you can’t trust people like that.” And when Bertie discovered that Bunny was somewhat sympathizing with Paul and feeling drawn to the “mob” himself, she called him a perfect little wretch, an ingrate, and more. Their dad was risking his life by staying up there among those outlaw mobs, which none of the other operators did—they stayed in their offices in Angel City and let their agents handle the strike for them. But Dad, of course, was swayed by Bunny and his silly, sentimental ideas; and if anything happened to him up there, Bunny would carry that guilt for the rest of his life.

Dad came home after a few days, and made Bertie still more indignant by telling the members of the family they would have to go slow on expenditures until the strike was over; he was going to have a hard time with his financing. Bertie suggested sarcastically that Bunny might like to sell his car to help his father out in the pinch. Dad told how there had been a little fuss on the property, one of the strikers had got into a fight with a guard at night; it wasn’t clear just whose the blame was, but the captain of the guards had threatened to withdraw them all if Dad did not turn the strikers out of the bunk-house and off the property. They had finally compromised by Dad’s putting up a fence between the rest of the property, and the part near the road which was occupied by the bunk-house and the homes of the men. It was a fence of barbed wire, eight feet high, and Bertie remarked sarcastically that it would be another place where Bunny and “his Ruth” could grow roses. This jibe hurt, because it summed up to Bunny the part he was playing in this struggle—growing roses on the barbed wire fence which separated capital from labor.

Dad came home after a few days and made Bertie even more upset by telling the family they needed to cut back on spending until the strike was over; he was going to have a tough time with his finances. Bertie sarcastically suggested that Bunny might want to sell his car to help his dad out in the tight spot. Dad mentioned there had been some trouble on the property; one of the strikers got into a fight with a guard at night. It wasn’t clear who was to blame, but the captain of the guards threatened to pull them all out if Dad didn’t evict the strikers from the bunkhouse and off the property. They eventually reached a compromise where Dad put up a fence between the rest of the property and the section near the road that was occupied by the bunkhouse and the men's homes. It was a barbed wire fence, eight feet high, and Bertie remarked sarcastically that it would be another spot where Bunny and “his Ruth” could grow roses. This jab stung because it summed up to Bunny the role he was playing in this struggle—growing roses on the barbed wire fence separating capital from labor.

Dad rebuked Bertie, saying that the men were not criminals, they were decent fellows, most of them, and good Americans; the Germans had nothing to do with it at all. The trouble was, they were being misled by agitators just now. But that didn’t help matters with Bertie, because “Bunny’s old Paul” was one of the worst of these agitators. And Bertie didn’t think her father ought to sleep up there in that lonely cabin, and let those Watkins people cook for him. She had heard a wild tale about some restaurant workers on strike who had put poison in the soup; and when Dad and Bunny burst into laughter at that, she said she didn’t exactly mean Paul or Ruth would do such a thing, but they certainly couldn’t enjoy cooking for both the strikers and for Dad at the same time, and Dad ought to be indignant with them for deserting him in a crisis. Bunny took occasion to declare that Ruth was a true-hearted girl; and his sister broke in, oh yes, of course, she knew Bunny’s admiration for the wonderful Miss Ruth, the next thing they’d be hearing he was in love with her—or would it be with Meelie, or what was the other one’s name?

Dad scolded Bertie, saying that the guys weren’t criminals; they were decent people, most of them, and good Americans. The Germans had nothing to do with it at all. The issue was that they were being misled by agitators right now. But that didn’t change Bertie’s mind, because “Bunny’s old Paul” was one of the worst agitators. Bertie didn’t think her dad should be staying in that lonely cabin and letting those Watkins people cook for him. She had heard a crazy story about some restaurant workers on strike who had put poison in the soup; when Dad and Bunny burst out laughing at that, she clarified that she didn’t exactly mean Paul or Ruth would actually do something like that, but they definitely couldn’t enjoy cooking for both the strikers and Dad at the same time, and Dad should be mad at them for abandoning him in a crisis. Bunny took the chance to say that Ruth was a genuine girl; and his sister jumped in, oh yes, of course, she knew Bunny’s crush on the amazing Miss Ruth, the next thing they’d hear was that he was in love with her—or would it be with Meelie, or what was the other one’s name?

Bunny got up and walked out of the room. Bunny was in love with somebody else, and his sister was hateful in this attitude of class-bigotry. And yet, he had to remind himself, within her own circle Bertie was generous, and sometimes tender-hearted. She was loyal to her friends, she would help them if they got into trouble, and would work and scheme to entertain them. You see, Bertie knew these people; they were all rich, and so she considered them her equals, and was willing to enter into their lives. But the oil workers Bertie did not know; they were a lower order of beings, created for her pleasure, and owing her a debt of submission, which they were trying to get out of paying.

Bunny got up and walked out of the room. Bunny was in love with someone else, and his sister was awful with her snobby attitude. Still, he had to remind himself that in her own circle, Bertie was generous and sometimes kind-hearted. She was loyal to her friends, willing to help them out if they got into trouble, and would go out of her way to entertain them. You see, Bertie knew these people; they were all wealthy, so she saw them as her equals and was eager to be part of their lives. But the oil workers were a different story; Bertie didn’t know them. To her, they were a lower class of people, there for her enjoyment, and they owed her a debt of submission that she felt they were trying to avoid.

And what was Bertie, that the oil workers should support her? She was a dashing and brilliant young person, who knew how to spend a great deal of money in super-elegant ways, in the company of other young persons possessing the same accomplishment; she was racing about with them, and her talk was of what they said and what they did and what they owned. Bertie was going a fast pace, seldom in before the small hours of the morning, and if she was up before lunch, it was because she had an engagement to rush away. What was the use of having a lot of money if you didn’t have a good time with it? That was the doctrine Bertie hammered into her younger brother; and Aunt Emma echoed it; and now came Eunice Hoyt, who had chosen Bunny, and had the most powerful leverage of all. Be young, be young! everybody cried. Why should you carry all the burden of the world upon your shoulders? Especially since there was not a thing you could do—since the world was fixed and ordained, and would not let you touch the least of all its vested and endowed and chartered disharmonies!

And what was Bertie, that the oil workers should support her? She was a stylish and smart young woman who knew how to spend a lot of money in super-classy ways, hanging out with other young people who could do the same; she was out and about with them, talking about what they said, what they did, and what they owned. Bertie lived life in the fast lane, rarely getting home before the early hours of the morning, and if she was up before lunch, it was because she had somewhere important to dash off to. What was the point of having a lot of money if you didn’t use it to enjoy yourself? That was the belief Bertie drilled into her younger brother; Aunt Emma echoed it, and now here came Eunice Hoyt, who had picked Bunny and held the most powerful influence of all. Be young, be young! everyone shouted. Why should you carry the weight of the world on your shoulders? Especially since there was nothing you could do—since the world was set in its ways and wouldn’t let you change even a small part of its established chaos!

VII

The German submarines had sunk one American vessel too many, and America was going to war; Congress had been summoned, and the whole country was on tiptoe with belligerency. The newspapers had pages of despatches from Washington and New York, and from the capitals of Europe; so it was not surprising that the news of the Paradise oil strike got crowded out. Once in a while you saw an inch or two buried in a back page; three strikers had been arrested, charged with beating up a strike-breaker on a dark night; it was declared by the operators that the strikers had attempted to set fires in the district, and that German agents were active among the trouble-makers: some little thing like that, to remind you that three thousand men, and the wives and children of many of them, were waging a desperate struggle with starvation.

The German submarines had sunk one American ship too many, and America was heading to war; Congress had been called, and the entire country was on edge with hostility. The newspapers were filled with reports from Washington and New York, as well as from the capitals of Europe; so it wasn’t surprising that the news about the Paradise oil strike got pushed aside. Every now and then, you’d see a small mention buried on a back page; three strikers had been arrested, accused of attacking a strike-breaker one dark night; the operators claimed that the strikers had tried to start fires in the area and that German agents were stirring up trouble: just little things like that, to remind you that three thousand men, along with their wives and children, were fighting a desperate battle against starvation.

Dad of course had daily reports of what was happening, and so Bunny got the news. Little by little the operators had gathered up a supply of men, paying them extra wages, and bringing them to the field. They were seldom skilled men, and there were many accidents; nevertheless, a number of the wells were back on production, and in two or three cases some drilling was being done. But on the Ross tract everything stood idle; and Bunny could see that his father was irritated by this situation. He was losing a fortune every day—and at the same time losing caste with his associates, who thought he was either crack-brained, or a traitor, they could not make out which. Of course, the Big Five were glad enough to see one of the independents cutting his own throat; but they pretended to be indignant, and spread rumors and propaganda against their rival, and magnified the trouble he was causing in the field.

Dad, of course, got daily updates about what was going on, so Bunny heard the news. Little by little, the operators had rounded up a bunch of guys, paying them extra wages and bringing them to the site. They weren’t often skilled, and there were a lot of accidents; still, some of the wells were back in production, and in two or three cases, some drilling was happening. But on the Ross tract, everything was at a standstill, and Bunny could see that his dad was frustrated by this situation. He was losing a fortune every day—and in the process, losing respect from his peers, who thought he was either insane or a traitor; they couldn’t figure out which. Naturally, the Big Five were happy to see one of the independents ruining himself; but they pretended to be outraged, spreading rumors and propaganda against their rival and exaggerating the problems he was causing in the field.

Bunny could see all this, and he got the sting of it from the gossip which Aunt Emma brought home from the clubs, and Bertie from her house-parties and dinner-dances. And then he would think of the men, clinging pitifully to their hope of a better life, and his heart would be torn in half. There was only one thing that could justify Dad’s course, and that was for the men to win; they must win, they must! It was the way Bunny felt when he sat and watched a football game, and cheered himself hoarse for the home-team. He had an impulse to jump into the arena and help the team—but alas, the rules of the game forbade such action!

Bunny could see all of this, and he felt the sting from the gossip Aunt Emma brought home from the clubs, and Bertie from her house parties and dinner dances. He often thought about the men, desperately holding on to their hope for a better life, and his heart would feel torn apart. There was only one thing that could justify Dad’s actions, and that was for the men to win; they had to win, they had to! It was how Bunny felt when he sat and watched a football game, cheering himself hoarse for the home team. He had the urge to jump into the arena and help the team—but sadly, the rules of the game didn’t allow for that!

There had been more trouble with the guards at the Ross tract, and Dad was going up to the field, and Bunny went along for a week-end. It was springtime now, and the hills were green, and the fruit-trees in blossom—oh, beautiful, beautiful! But human beings were miserable, millions of them, and why could they not learn to be happy in such a world? It was springtime all over the country, and yet everybody was preparing to go to war, and form vast armies, and kill other people, also groping for happiness! Everybody said that it had to be; and yet something in Bunny would not cease to dream of a world in which people did not maim and kill one another, and destroy, not merely the happiness of others, but their own.

There had been more trouble with the guards at the Ross tract, and Dad was heading up to the field, with Bunny coming along for the weekend. It was spring now, and the hills were green, and the fruit trees were in bloom—oh, so beautiful! But people were suffering, millions of them, and why couldn’t they learn to be happy in such a world? It was spring all over the country, yet everyone was getting ready for war, forming huge armies, and killing others, all while searching for happiness! Everyone said it was necessary; still, something in Bunny couldn’t stop dreaming of a world where people didn’t hurt and kill each other, and destroy not just the happiness of others, but their own.

They came to Paradise, and there was the strange sight of idle men, hanging about the streets; and of guards at the entrances to all the oil properties. There was somebody making a speech on a vacant lot, and a crowd listening. It was a great time for all sorts of cranks with things to teach—itinerant evangelists, and patent medicine venders, and Socialist orators—the people heard them all impartially. Bunny found that his reading-room was being patronized now, there were men who had read all the magazines, even to the advertisements!

They arrived in Paradise, and it was a peculiar scene with idle men loitering in the streets and guards stationed at the entrances of all the oil properties. Someone was giving a speech on a vacant lot, and a crowd had gathered to listen. It was a prime time for all kinds of oddballs with messages to share—traveling preachers, patent medicine sellers, and Socialist speakers—the people listened to them all without bias. Bunny noticed that his reading room was now getting a lot of visitors; there were men who had read every magazine, even the advertisements!

Dad interviewed a committee of his men. It was an impossible situation, they reported, the guards were deliberately making trouble, they were drunk part of the time, and didn’t know what they were doing or had done. Therefore the union had put up some more tents, and the men in the bunk-house were about to move out. Those who had families, and occupied the houses, would try to stay on, if Mr. Ross would permit it; there was no place for the families to go, and they dared not leave the women and children alone in the neighborhood of the guards. Dad interviewed the captain of the latter, and got the information that the men had liquor, of course; how could you expect men to stay in a God-forsaken hole like this without liquor? Dad had to admit that was true; men were like that, and when you had your property to protect in an emergency, you had to take what you could get. Bunny wasn’t satisfied with this argument, but then, Bunny was an “idealist,” and such people are seldom satisfied in this harsh world.

Dad interviewed a group of his guys. They told him it was an impossible situation; the guards were deliberately causing trouble, they were drunk part of the time, and didn’t know what they were doing or had done. So the union had set up some more tents, and the men in the bunkhouse were about to move out. Those with families who lived in the houses would try to stay on if Mr. Ross allowed it; there wasn’t anywhere for the families to go, and they couldn’t leave the women and children alone near the guards. Dad spoke with the captain of the guards and learned that the men had liquor, of course; how could you expect men to stay in a miserable place like this without liquor? Dad had to admit that was true; men were like that, and when you had property to protect in an emergency, you had to take what you could get. Bunny wasn’t happy with this argument, but then again, Bunny was an “idealist,” and people like that are rarely satisfied in this tough world.

Bunny went up to see Ruth and Meelie—the place to get the news! The girls were hard at work baking, but that didn’t occupy their tongues, and from Meelie’s there poured a stream of gossip. Dick Nelson was in hospital with a part of his jaw shot away—that nice young fellow, Bunny remembered him, he had worked on Number Eleven well; he had knocked a guard down for dirty talk to his sister, and two other guards had shot him. And Bob Murphy was in jail, he had been arrested when they were bringing the strike-breakers into the Victor place. And so on, name after name that Bunny knew. Meelie’s eyes were wide with horror, and yet you could see that she was young, and this was more excitement than had ever come into her life before. If the devil, with his hoofs and horns and pitchfork and burning smell, had appeared at a meeting of the Tabernacle of the Third Revelation, Meelie would have enjoyed the sensation; and in the same way she enjoyed this crew of whiskey-drinking, cursing ruffians, suddenly vomited out of the city’s underworld into her peaceful and pious and springtime-decorated village.

Bunny went to see Ruth and Meelie—the best place to get the scoop! The girls were busy baking, but that didn’t stop them from chatting, and Meelie just kept spilling gossip. Dick Nelson was in the hospital with part of his jaw shot away—that nice young guy, Bunny remembered him; he had worked well on Number Eleven; he knocked a guard down for saying something disrespectful to his sister, and two other guards shot him. And Bob Murphy was in jail; he got arrested when they were bringing the strike-breakers into the Victor place. And so on, name after name that Bunny recognized. Meelie's eyes were wide with shock, yet you could tell she was young, and this was more excitement than she had ever experienced before. If the devil, with his hooves, horns, pitchfork, and smell of smoke, had shown up at a meeting of the Tabernacle of the Third Revelation, Meelie would have loved the thrill; and similarly, she was thrilled by this gang of whiskey-drinking, cursing rowdies suddenly spilling out of the city's underworld into her quiet, religious, spring-themed village.

Bunny asked about Paul, and learned that he had been put on the strike committee, and was editing a little paper which the union was publishing; it was lovely, and had Bunny seen it? They produced a copy—a double sheet, mimeographed on both sides for economy, and with a little oil-derrick at the top of the first sheet, alongside the title, “The Labor Defender.” It was full of strike news, and exhortations, and an appeal to the governor of the State against the violence of the deputies and the refusal of the sheriff to take their whiskey away; also there was a poem, “Labor Awake, by Mrs. Weenie Martin, a Tool-dresser’s Wife.” Paul had just got back from a trip to some of the other fields, where he had gone to persuade the men to join the strike; in Oil Center they had tried to arrest him, but he had got a tip and got away by a back road.

Bunny asked about Paul and found out that he had been put on the strike committee and was editing a small newspaper that the union was publishing. It was great, and had Bunny seen it? They showed him a copy—a double sheet, mimeographed on both sides to save costs, with a little oil derrick at the top of the first sheet next to the title, “The Labor Defender.” It was packed with strike news, calls to action, and an appeal to the governor of the State against the violence of the deputies and the sheriff’s refusal to take their whiskey away; there was also a poem, “Labor Awake,” by Mrs. Weenie Martin, a tool-dresser’s wife. Paul had just returned from visiting some of the other fields where he had gone to convince the men to join the strike. In Oil Center, they had tried to arrest him, but he got a tip and managed to escape by a back road.

America was going to war, and everybody was thrilled about it; at school they were singing patriotic songs and organizing drill corps. This oil war was so little in comparison that nobody heeded it; but it got hold of Bunny, and came to seem the big war to him. All this arrogance of power, this defiance of law and decency, this miserable lying about workingmen! Here Bunny got the truth, he got it face to face with the men and women whom he knew; and then he would remember the tales he had read in the newspapers—and would hate himself, because he lived upon money which had been obtained by such means! His father was paying the “assessments” of the Federation, and thus paying the salaries of these blackguards—paying for their guns and ammunition, and for the bottles of whiskey without which they would not stay!

America was going to war, and everyone was excited about it; at school, they were singing patriotic songs and organizing drill teams. This oil war seemed so minor that nobody paid attention to it; but it affected Bunny, and started to feel like the main war to him. All this arrogance of power, this disregard for law and decency, this pathetic lying about working people! Here, Bunny encountered the truth, face to face with the men and women he knew; and then he would remember the stories he had read in the newspapers—and would loathe himself, because he lived off money that had been earned through such means! His father was covering the “assessments” of the Federation, thus funding the salaries of these scoundrels—paying for their guns and ammunition, and for the bottles of whiskey they needed to keep going!

What did it mean? What was back of it? One thing—the greed of a little ruling group of operators, who wouldn’t pay their men a living wage, but would work them twelve hours a day. They were driving the men with revolvers and rifles, holding them away from the wells, their only source of livelihood, and starving them back to work on the old unfair terms. That was the story, just that simple; and here, in Ruth’s little kitchen, you saw the process from the inside. The girls had had to reduce the price of the bread they sold, because some people couldn’t afford it otherwise! Oil workers never do save much, because they have to move about, and to bring their families, or to send them money. And now their savings were used up, and the contributions which came from other fields were not enough, and Paul, who had been saving money to study and become a scientist, was using it to support hungry families, and Ruth and Meelie were giving all their time, and even old Mrs. Watkins was helping when she could!

What did it mean? What was behind it? One thing—the greed of a small group of operators who wouldn’t pay their workers a living wage but would make them work twelve hours a day. They were forcing the men away from the wells, their only source of income, with guns, and starving them back to work on the same unfair terms. That was the story, just that simple; and here, in Ruth’s small kitchen, you could see the whole process from the inside. The girls had to lower the price of the bread they sold because some people could barely afford it! Oil workers never save much because they have to move around, bring their families, or send them money. And now their savings were gone, and the contributions from other fields weren’t enough, and Paul, who had been saving money to study and become a scientist, was using it to help feed hungry families, and Ruth and Meelie were dedicating all their time, and even old Mrs. Watkins was helping when she could!

Bunny carried this anguish back to his father. What were the people going to do, when they no longer had food to keep alive? Dad gave the answer, they’d have to go back to work! “And lose the strike, Dad?” Yes, he said, if they couldn’t win, they’d have to lose—that was the law of strikes, as of everything else. Life was stern, and sooner or later you had to learn it. They must give up, and wait till a time when their union was stronger. “But, Dad, how can they make it stronger, when the operators boycott them? You know how they weed out the union men—right now, if they give up, most of the companies won’t take back the active ones.” And Dad said he knew that, but the men would have to keep on trying, there was no other way. Certainly he could not support the strike by keeping his wells idle! The men must understand that he couldn’t stand the gaff much longer, they had no right to expect it; they must either close the other wells, or see the Ross wells opened. And Bunny turned sort of sick inside, and went about hiding a thought like a dirty vice: “We’re going to bring scabs into our tract!”

Bunny brought this distress back to his father. What were the people going to do when they ran out of food to survive? Dad responded that they’d have to go back to work! “And lose the strike, Dad?” Yes, he said, if they couldn’t win, they’d have to lose—that was the law of strikes, just like everything else. Life was harsh, and sooner or later you had to accept that. They had to give up and wait for a time when their union was stronger. “But, Dad, how can they make it stronger when the operators are boycotting them? You know how they eliminate the union members—if they give up now, most companies won’t rehire the active ones.” Dad said he understood that, but the men would need to keep trying; there was no other option. Certainly, he couldn't support the strike by keeping his wells shut! The men needed to realize that he couldn’t endure this much longer; they had no right to expect it; they had to either close the other wells or let the Ross wells resume operation. And Bunny felt a bit nauseous inside, concealing a troubling thought like a dirty secret: “We’re going to bring scabs into our area!”

VIII

There was really only one place where Bunny could be happy, and that was up at the bungalow. He spent his Saturday afternoon there, helping Ruth and Meelie—the one kind of aid he was permitted to give to the strike! Part of the time they talked about the suffering of which they knew; and part of the time they were jolly, making jokes like other young people; but all the time they worked like beavers, turning flour belonging to the union into various kinds of eatables. At supper-time Mr. Watkins came with the wagon, his second trip, and they loaded him up, and Meelie drove off with him to headquarters, while Bunny stayed with Ruth, and helped clean up the place, and tried to explain the predicament of his father, and why he, Bunny, could not really help the strike.

There was really only one place where Bunny could be happy, and that was up at the bungalow. He spent his Saturday afternoon there, helping Ruth and Meelie—the only way he was allowed to support the strike! Sometimes they talked about the suffering they were aware of, and other times they were in a good mood, joking around like other young people; but throughout it all, they worked hard, turning union flour into different kinds of food. At dinner time, Mr. Watkins came with the wagon for his second trip, and they loaded him up. Meelie drove off with him to headquarters, while Bunny stayed with Ruth, helping tidy up the place and trying to explain his father’s situation and why he, Bunny, couldn’t really support the strike.

On Sunday he went in to the meetings, and heard Paul make another speech. Paul, always sombre looking, was now gaunt from several weeks of little food and less sleep, and there was a fury of passion in his voice; he told about his trip to the other fields, and how there was no justice anywhere—the authorities of town and county and state were simply pawns of the operators, doing everything possible to hold the men down and break their organization. In this white flame of suffering Paul’s spirit had been tempered to steel, and the crowd of workers shared this process, and took new vows of solidarity; Bunny felt the thrill of a great mass experience, and yearned to be part of it, and then shrunk back, like the young man in the Bible story who had too many possessions.

On Sunday, he went to the meetings and listened to Paul give another speech. Paul, who always looked serious, now appeared gaunt from weeks of little food and even less sleep, and there was a fiery passion in his voice. He talked about his trip to other fields and how there was no justice anywhere—the authorities at the town, county, and state levels were just puppets of the operators, doing everything they could to keep the workers down and destroy their organization. In this intense suffering, Paul’s spirit had been forged into steel, and the crowd of workers felt this process too, making renewed vows of solidarity. Bunny felt the excitement of a powerful collective experience and longed to be part of it, but then hesitated, like the young man in the Bible story who had too many possessions.

Paul had seen him in the crowd, and after the meeting sought him out. “I want to talk to you,” he said, and they strolled away from the others, and Paul, who had no time to waste, came directly to the point:

Paul had noticed him in the crowd, and after the meeting, he went looking for him. “I want to talk to you,” he said, and they walked away from the others. Paul, who had no time to waste, got straight to the point:

“See here, I want you to let my sister alone.”

“Hey, I want you to leave my sister alone.”

“Let her alone!” cried the other, and stopped short in his tracks, and stared at Paul. “Why, what do you mean?”

“Leave her alone!” shouted the other, coming to a sudden halt and staring at Paul. “What do you mean?”

“Meelie tells me you’ve been up there at the place a lot—you were there last evening with her.”

“Meelie told me you've been up there a lot—you were there last night with her.”

“But Paul! Somebody had to stay with her!”

“But Paul! Someone had to stay with her!”

“We’ll take care of ourselves; she could have come to father’s place. And I want you to understand, I won’t have any rich young fellows hanging round my sister.”

“We’ll look after ourselves; she could have come to Dad’s place. And I want you to know, I won’t have any wealthy young guys hanging around my sister.”

“But Paul!” Bunny’s tone was one of shocked grief. “Truly, Paul, you’re utterly mistaken.”

“But Paul!” Bunny's tone was filled with shocked sadness. “Seriously, Paul, you’re completely wrong.”

“I don’t want you to be mistaken about this one thing—if any fellow was to do any wrong to my sister, I’d kill him, just as sure as anything on earth.”

“I need you to understand this clearly—if anyone hurts my sister, I’ll kill him, no doubt about it.”

“But Paul, I never dreamed of such a thing! Why, listen—I’ll tell you—I’m in love with a girl—a girl in school. Oh, honest, Paul, I’m terribly in love, and I—I couldn’t think of anybody else that way.”

“But Paul, I never imagined something like this! Just listen—I’ll tell you—I’m in love with a girl—a girl from school. Seriously, Paul, I’m totally in love, and I—I can’t think about anyone else like that.”

A quick blush had spread over Bunny’s face as he made this confession, and it was impossible not to realize that he was sincere. Paul’s voice became kinder. “Listen, son; you’re not a child any more, and neither is Ruth. I don’t doubt what you say—naturally, you’ll pick out some girl of your own class. But it mightn’t be that way with Ruth, she might get to be interested in you, and you ought to keep away.”

A quick flush spread across Bunny's face as he admitted this, and it was clear that he was genuine. Paul’s tone softened. “Listen, kid; you’re not a child anymore, and neither is Ruth. I believe what you’re saying—of course, you’ll choose a girl from your own background. But it might not be the same with Ruth; she could start to like you, and you should stay away.”

Bunny didn’t know what to say to that—the idea was too new to him. “I wanted to know about the strike,” he explained; “and I’ve had no chance to talk with you at all. You can’t imagine how bad I feel, but I don’t know what to do.” He rushed on, crowding all his grief into a few sentences; he was torn in half, between his loyalty to his father and his sympathy for the men; it was a trap he was in, and what could he do?

Bunny didn’t know how to respond—the idea was too unfamiliar to him. “I wanted to understand the strike,” he explained; “and I haven’t had a chance to talk to you at all. You have no idea how terrible I feel, but I’m not sure what to do.” He continued quickly, pouring all his sadness into a few sentences; he felt divided, caught between his loyalty to his father and his sympathy for the workers; it was a dilemma he faced, and what could he do?

When Paul answered, his voice was hard again. “Your father is helping to keep these blackguards in the field, I understand.”

When Paul replied, his tone was harsh again. “I hear your father is supporting these scoundrels in the fight.”

“He’s paying assessments, if that’s what you mean. He’s under contract with the Federation—when he joined—”

“He’s paying fees, if that’s what you mean. He’s under contract with the Federation—since he joined—”

“No contract is valid that requires breaking the law! And don’t you know these fellows are breaking a hundred laws a day?”

“No contract is valid if it requires breaking the law! And don’t you realize these guys are breaking a hundred laws every day?”

“I know, Paul; but Dad is tied up with the other operators; you don’t understand—he’s really having trouble financially, because his wells are shut down; and he’s doing that entirely for the men.”

“I get it, Paul; but Dad is busy with the other operators; you don’t understand—he’s really struggling financially because his wells are shut down; and he’s doing all of this for the guys.”

“I know it, and we appreciate it. But now he says he’s got to give up, and bring in scabs like the rest. They’re driving us beyond endurance; they’re making a dirty fight, and your father knows it—and yet he goes along with them!”

“I know it, and we appreciate it. But now he says he has to give up and hire replacements like everyone else. They’re pushing us beyond our limits; they’re playing dirty, and your father knows it—and yet he goes along with them!”

There was a pause, and Paul went on, grimly. “I know, of course; his money is at stake, and he won’t risk it; and you’ll do what he tells you.”

There was a pause, and Paul continued, grimly. “I know, of course; his money is on the line, and he won’t take any risks; and you’ll do what he says.”

“But Paul! I couldn’t oppose Dad! Would you expect that?”

“But Paul! I couldn’t go against Dad! Would you really expect that?”

“When my father set up his will, and tried to keep me from thinking and learning the truth, I opposed him, didn’t I? And you encouraged me to do it—you thought that was all right.”

“When my dad made his will and tried to keep me from thinking and learning the truth, I stood up to him, right? And you backed me up—you thought that was okay.”

“But Paul! If I were to oppose Dad in such a thing—why, I’d break his heart.”

“But Paul! If I went against Dad on this—honestly, I’d break his heart.”

“Well, maybe I broke my father’s heart—I don’t know, and neither do you. The point is, your father’s doing wrong, and you know it; he’s helping to turn these ruffians loose on us, and deprive us of our rights as citizens, and even as human beings. You can’t deny that, and you have a duty that you owe to the truth.”

“Well, maybe I broke my dad’s heart—I’m not sure, and neither are you. The point is, your dad is in the wrong, and you know it; he’s helping to let these thugs loose on us, taking away our rights as citizens and even as human beings. You can’t deny that, and you have a responsibility to the truth.”

There was a silence, while Bunny tried to face the appalling idea of opposing Dad, as Paul had opposed old Mr. Watkins. It had seemed so right in the one case, and seemed so impossible in the other!

There was a silence as Bunny struggled to confront the terrible thought of going against Dad, just like Paul had gone against old Mr. Watkins. It had made so much sense in one situation, and felt completely impossible in the other!

At last Paul went on. “I know how it is, son. You won’t do it, you haven’t the nerve for it—you’re soft.” He waited, while those cruel words sank in. “Yes, that’s the word, soft. You’ve always had everything you wanted—you’ve had it handed to you on a silver tray, and it’s made you a weakling. You have a good heart, and you know what’s right, but you couldn’t bear to act, you’d be too afraid of hurting somebody.”

At last, Paul continued. “I understand how it is, son. You won't do it; you don't have the guts for it—you’re too soft.” He paused, letting those harsh words register. “Yes, that’s the word: soft. You’ve always gotten everything you wanted—it’s been handed to you on a silver platter, and it’s made you weak. You have a good heart, and you know what’s right, but you couldn’t bring yourself to act; you’d be too scared of hurting someone.”

And that was the end of their talk. Paul had nothing more to say, and Bunny had no answer. Tears had come into his eyes—and that was weak, wasn’t it? He turned his head away, so that Paul might not see them.

And that was the end of their conversation. Paul had nothing else to say, and Bunny had no response. Tears welled up in his eyes—and wasn't that weak? He turned his head away so Paul wouldn't see them.

“Well,” said the latter, “I’ve got a pile of work to do, so I’ll be off. This fight will be over some day, and your father will go on making money, and I hope it will bring you happiness, but I doubt it, really. Good-bye, son.”

“Well,” said the latter, “I’ve got a ton of work to do, so I’m heading out. This conflict will end someday, and your dad will keep making money, and I hope it brings you happiness, but honestly, I doubt it. Goodbye, son.”

“Good-bye,” said Bunny, feebly; and Paul turned on his heel and hurried away.

"Goodbye," Bunny said weakly, and Paul turned on his heel and rushed away.

Bunny walked on, and there was a fever in his soul. He was enraged because of Paul’s lack of understanding, his cruel harshness; but all the time another voice inside him kept insisting, “He’s right! You’re soft, you’re soft—that’s the word for it!” Here, you see, was the thing in Bunny which made his sister Bertie so absolutely furious; that Bunny subjected himself to Paul, that he was willing to let Paul kick him, and to take it meekly. He was so utterly without sense of the dignity which his father’s millions conferred upon him!

Bunny walked on, feeling a fire in his soul. He was angry because Paul didn't understand him and was so cruel; yet all the while, another voice inside him kept saying, “He’s right! You’re weak, you’re weak—that’s the word for it!” This, you see, was what made his sister Bertie so absolutely furious; Bunny submitted to Paul, allowing him to push him around and accepting it quietly. He completely lacked any sense of the dignity that his father’s wealth should have given him!

IX

Bunny went back to school, and the oil workers took a hitch in their belts, hanging on by their eye teeth, as the saying is. Meantime, America was in the war, and Congress was passing a series of measures—one providing for a vast “liberty loan,” to pay the war costs, and another for the registering of all men of fighting age, and the drafting of a huge army.

Bunny went back to school, and the oil workers tightened their belts, holding on as best they could, as the saying goes. Meanwhile, America was at war, and Congress was passing a series of measures—one for a massive “liberty loan” to cover the war expenses, and another to register all men of fighting age and draft a large army.

And then began to come wild rumors of a truce with labor. It came first in connection with the railway men, many of whom were on strike for a living wage and better conditions. The railways were absolutely vital to the winning of the war, and so Congress must authorize the Government to intervene in disputes, and make terms with the unions, and see that everybody got a square deal. If such steps were taken for the railway men, they would surely have to be taken for others; the oil workers might get those rights of which the Employers’ Federation was endeavoring to deprive them! The labor press was full of talk about the new deal that was coming, and telegrams came from labor headquarters in Washington, bidding the men at Paradise stand firm.

And then rumors started to spread about a truce with labor. It first emerged in relation to the railway workers, many of whom were on strike for a fair wage and better working conditions. The railways were absolutely crucial to winning the war, so Congress had to authorize the Government to step in during disputes, negotiate with the unions, and ensure that everyone received a fair deal. If such actions were taken for the railway workers, similar measures would surely follow for others; the oil workers might gain the rights that the Employers’ Federation was trying to take away from them! The labor press was buzzing with discussions about the new deal that was on the horizon, and telegrams from labor headquarters in Washington urged the workers at Paradise to stand strong.

It was like the “big scene” in the old “ten-twenty-thirty” melodrama that we used to see on the Bowery in our boyhood, in which the heroine is lashed to a log in the saw-mill, and being swiftly drawn to the place where she will be sliced down the middle; the hero comes galloping madly on horseback, and leaps from his steed, and smashes in the door with an axe, and springs to the lever and stops the machinery at exactly the critical instant. Or, if you want to be more high-brow and dignified, it was like the ancient Greek tragedies, in which, after the fates of all the characters have been tied into a hopeless knot, a god descends from the sky in a machine, and steps out, and resolves the perplexities, and virtue is triumphant and vice is cast down. You believe this, because it is in a Greek classic; but you will find it less easy to believe that the “open shop crowd” of California, the whole power of their industrial system, with all the millions of their banks, their political machine and their strike-breaking agencies, their spies and gunmen, and their state militiamen with machine guns and armored cars in the background—that all this terrific power felt its hand suddenly grasped by a stronger hand, and drawn back from the throat of its victim! Another god descended from a machine—a lean old Yankee divinity, with a white goatee and a suit made of red and white stripes with blue stars spangled over it; Uncle Sam himself stretched out his mighty hand, and declared that oil workers were human beings as well as citizens, and would be protected in their rights as both!

It was like the “big scene” in the old “ten-twenty-thirty” melodrama that we used to watch on the Bowery when we were kids, where the heroine gets tied to a log in a sawmill and is being quickly pulled toward the spot where she'll be split in half; the hero comes charging in on horseback, jumps off his horse, breaks down the door with an axe, and rushes to the lever, stopping the machinery at just the right moment. Or, if you want a more sophisticated comparison, it was like the ancient Greek tragedies, where, after the fates of all the characters are hopelessly tangled, a god comes down from above in a machine, steps out, sorts everything out, and virtue wins while vice is defeated. You believe this, because it’s from a Greek classic; but it’s harder to believe that the “open shop crowd” of California, the entire strength of their industrial system, with all the millions in their banks, their political machine and their strike-breaking operations, their spies and armed thugs, and their state militias with machine guns and armored vehicles in the background—that all this immense power suddenly felt its grip on its victim loosened by a stronger force! Another god came down from a machine—a lean old Yankee deity, with a white goatee and a suit of red and white stripes dotted with blue stars; Uncle Sam himself reached out his powerful hand and declared that oil workers were human beings as well as citizens and that their rights would be protected!

The announcement came from labor headquarters in Washington, saying that the oil workers would get a living wage and the eight hour day; a government “conciliator” would be sent out to see to it, and meantime, they were to go back to work, so that the benevolent old gentleman with the white goatee and the red, white and blue suit might have all the oil he needed. The President of the United States was making speeches—oh, such wonderful, convincing speeches, about the war that was to end war, and bring justice to all mankind, and establish the rule of the people and by the people and for the people over all the earth. Such thrills as shook all hearts, such a fervor of consecration! And such rejoicing on the playground of the school-house at Paradise, when the news came that the gunmen would slink back into the slums from which they had come, and that work was to start up at once!

The announcement came from the labor headquarters in Washington, stating that oil workers would receive a living wage and an eight-hour workday; a government "mediator" would be sent out to ensure this happened, and in the meantime, they were to return to work, so the kind old man with the white goatee and the red, white, and blue suit could access all the oil he needed. The President of the United States was giving speeches—oh, such amazing, convincing speeches about a war that would end all wars, bring justice to everyone, and establish government of the people, by the people, and for the people across the globe. Such excitement stirred in all hearts, such passion of dedication! And there was so much joy on the playground of the schoolhouse in Paradise when the news arrived that the gunmen would retreat back into the slums they came from and that work would begin immediately!

Dad got the news early in the morning, and Bunny danced all over the house, and made as much noise as if it were a football game; and Dad said he felt pretty good himself, it would sure be nice to get those wells on production again, he wouldn’t have been able to hold on another week without them. And Bunny said he’d cut school in the afternoon, and they’d drive out and see the celebration, and make friends with everybody again, and get things started. The first thing they would do was to tear down that barbed wire fence that separated capital from labor! In the new world there would be no more barbed wire and no more bad feeling—the roses would bloom on the hedges in front of the workers’ homes, and there would be a book of the President’s speeches in the reading-room, and all the oil workers would have time to read it!

Dad got the news early in the morning, and Bunny danced all over the house, making as much noise as if it were a football game. Dad said he felt pretty good himself; it would be great to get those wells back in production again. He wouldn’t have been able to hang on another week without them. Bunny said he’d skip school in the afternoon, and they’d drive out to see the celebration, reconnect with everyone, and get things rolling again. The first thing they would do was tear down that barbed wire fence that separated capital from labor! In the new world, there would be no more barbed wire and no more bad feelings—the roses would bloom on the hedges in front of the workers’ homes, and there would be a book of the President’s speeches in the reading room, and all the oil workers would have time to read it!

CHAPTER VIII
THE WAR

I

Eunice Hoyt was the daughter of “Tommy” Hoyt, of Hoyt and Brainerd, whose advertisements of investment securities you saw on the financial pages of the Beach City newspapers. Tommy you saw at racing meets and boxing events, and generally you noticed that he had with him a new lady, highly and artificially colored; sometimes she wore a veil, and you kept tactfully out of the way, understanding that Tommy was “playing the woman game.” Mrs. Tommy you saw pictured among “the distinguished hostesses of the week”; she went in for art, and there would be a soulful young man about the house. The servants understood the situation, and so did Eunice.

Eunice Hoyt was the daughter of “Tommy” Hoyt, from Hoyt and Brainerd, whose ads for investment securities you saw in the financial section of the Beach City newspapers. You’d spot Tommy at racing events and boxing matches, and it was clear he always had a new, glamorous woman by his side; sometimes she wore a veil, and you made sure to keep your distance, knowing Tommy was “playing the field.” Mrs. Tommy was often featured among “the distinguished hostesses of the week”; she had a passion for art, and there was typically a soulful young man hanging around the house. The staff got the picture, and so did Eunice.

She was dark and slender, a quick and impatient little thing, with an abundance of what was currently known as “pep.” She was in two of Bunny’s classes, and discovering that he was a serious youngster, she worried him by saying sharp and cutting things, that he was never sure whether she meant or not; he dared not ask, because then she would tease him worse than ever. There were always half a dozen fellows following her about, so it was easy to keep out of the way.

She was petite and slim, a quick and impatient little person, full of what people now call "energy." She was in two of Bunny’s classes, and when she realized he was a serious kid, she made him uneasy by saying sharp and cutting remarks that he could never tell if she really meant; he didn’t dare ask because then she would tease him even more. There were always about six guys trailing after her, so it was easy to stay out of sight.

But one Saturday afternoon Bunny won the 220-yard run for the school team, and that made him a bit of a hero, and boys and girls swarmed about him, cheering and patting him on the back. Then, after he had had his shower and was dressed, he went out in search of his car, and there was Eunice just getting into her roadster, and she said, “Let me take you.” He answered, “I’ve got my own car here,” and she exclaimed, “Why, you horrid rude thing! Get into this car at once, sir!” So of course he did, a little rattled. When she said, “Are you afraid somebody will steal that cheap old car of yours?”—was it up to him to defend the newness and expensiveness of Dad’s latest gift?

But one Saturday afternoon, Bunny won the 220-yard run for the school team, which made him a bit of a hero, and boys and girls crowded around him, cheering and patting him on the back. After he had showered and got dressed, he went out looking for his car, and there was Eunice just getting into her roadster. She said, “Let me take you.” He replied, “I’ve got my own car here,” and she exclaimed, “Why, you horrid rude thing! Get into this car right now, sir!” So, of course, he did, feeling a bit flustered. When she asked, “Are you afraid someone will steal that old cheap car of yours?”—was it really his place to defend the newness and expense of Dad’s latest gift?

“Bunny,” she said, “my mother and father are having a row at home, and it’s horrid there.”

“Bunny,” she said, “my mom and dad are fighting at home, and it’s awful there.”

“Well, what do you want to do?” said he, sympathetically.

“Well, what do you want to do?” he asked, sympathetically.

“Let’s go somewhere and have supper—away from everything. You come, and it’ll be my party.”

“Let’s go somewhere and grab dinner—away from it all. You should come, and I’ll make it a celebration.”

So they drove for an hour or so, and climbed by a winding road to the top of a hill, and there was a café, with a terrace looking out over a bay and a rocky shore-line that would have been famous if it had been in Italy. They ate supper, and chatted about school affairs, and Eunice told him about her home-life and how some one had written her mother a letter revealing that her father had paid a lot of money to some woman, and Mrs. Hoyt was furious, because why should men do things that made it necessary for them to pay money?

So they drove for about an hour and wound their way up a hill. At the top, they found a café with a terrace overlooking a bay and a rocky coastline that would have been famous if it were in Italy. They had dinner and talked about school stuff. Eunice shared stories about her home life and mentioned that someone had sent her mother a letter revealing that her dad had given a lot of money to a woman. Mrs. Hoyt was really upset because she couldn't understand why men would do things that required them to pay money.

The sun set over the ocean, and the lights came out along the shore, and a big full moon behind the hills; and Eunice said, “Do you like me a little bit, Bunny?” He answered that of course he did, and she said, “But you don’t show it ever.” “Well,” he explained, “I never know quite what to make of you, because you always kid me;” and to that she said, “I know, Bunny, I’m a horrid mean thing, but the truth is, I just do that to keep my courage up. I’m afraid of you, too, because you’re serious, and I’m just a silly chatterbox, and I have to make a show.” So after that Bunny was able to enjoy the party.

The sun set over the ocean, and the lights turned on along the shore, with a big full moon rising behind the hills. Eunice asked, “Do you like me a little bit, Bunny?” He replied that of course he did, and she said, “But you never show it.” “Well,” he explained, “I never quite know what to make of you because you always tease me.” To that, she said, “I know, Bunny, I can be really mean, but honestly, I act that way to keep my courage up. I’m scared of you too because you’re serious, and I’m just a silly chatterbox, so I have to put on a front.” After that, Bunny was able to enjoy the party.

They got into the car and drove again. The road ran through a tangle of sand-dunes, high up above the ocean. “Oh, this is lovely!” said Eunice, and when they came to a place where the ground was firm she ran the car off the pavement and parked it. “Let’s go and watch the ocean,” she said. “There’s a rug in the back.” So Bunny got the rug out, and they walked over the dunes, and sat on top of one, and listened to the waves below; and Eunice smoked a cigarette, and scolded Bunny because he was a horrid little Puritan that wouldn’t keep her company. Presently a man came walking by, and glanced at them as he passed, and Eunice said, “Have you got a gun?” And when he said that he hadn’t, she remarked, “You’re supposed to bring a gun nowadays when you go on a petting party.” Bunny had not realized that this was exactly a petting party, but you can see that it would not have been polite of him to say so.

They got into the car and drove again. The road went through a bunch of sand dunes, high up above the ocean. “Oh, this is beautiful!” Eunice said, and when they reached a spot where the ground was solid, she drove off the pavement and parked. “Let’s go watch the ocean,” she said. “There’s a blanket in the back.” So Bunny got the blanket out, and they walked over the dunes, sat on top of one, and listened to the waves below; Eunice smoked a cigarette and scolded Bunny for being a horrible little Puritan who wouldn’t keep her company. Soon a man walked by and glanced at them as he passed, and Eunice said, “Do you have a gun?” When he said he didn’t, she replied, “You’re supposed to bring a gun these days when you go on a petting party.” Bunny hadn’t realized that this was exactly a petting party, but he knew it wouldn’t have been polite to say so.

He listened while she told him about bandits who were making a business of holding up couples parked by the roadside; some were beastly to the girls, and what would Bunny do if one of them were suddenly to appear? Bunny said he didn’t know, but of course he’d defend a woman the best he could. “But I don’t want you to get shot,” said Eunice. “We’ve a scandal already in our family.” So she said, “Let’s get lost, Bunny;” and he gathered up the rug and they wandered over the dunes—a long way from the road and from everything; and in one of the hollows, a still nest where the sand was soft and smooth, she told him to spread the rug again, and there they sat, hid from everything save the round yellow moon, which has looked down upon millions and millions of such scenes, and never yet betrayed a confidence.

He listened while she told him about bandits who were making a business out of robbing couples parked by the roadside; some were cruel to the girls, and what would Bunny do if one of them suddenly showed up? Bunny said he didn’t know, but of course he would defend a woman the best he could. “But I don’t want you to get shot,” said Eunice. “We already have a scandal in our family.” So she said, “Let’s get lost, Bunny;” and he picked up the rug and they wandered over the dunes—a long way from the road and everything else; and in one of the hollows, a still nest where the sand was soft and smooth, she told him to spread the rug again, and there they sat, hidden from everything except the round yellow moon, which has looked down on millions and millions of such scenes, and never yet betrayed a secret.

They sat close together, and Eunice rested her head against Bunny’s shoulder and whispered, “Do you care for me a little bit?” He assured her that he did, but she said, no, he must think she was a horrid bold thing; and when he declared that he didn’t, she said, “Then why don’t you kiss me?” He began to kiss her, but she wasn’t satisfied—he didn’t mean it, she said; and suddenly she whispered, “Bunny, I don’t believe you’ve ever really loved a girl before!”

They sat closely together, and Eunice rested her head on Bunny’s shoulder and whispered, “Do you care about me a little?” He assured her that he did, but she replied, no, he must think she was a terrible bold thing; and when he insisted that he didn’t, she said, “Then why don’t you kiss me?” He started to kiss her, but she wasn’t satisfied—she said he didn’t mean it; and suddenly she whispered, “Bunny, I don’t believe you’ve ever really loved a girl before!”

He admitted that he had not. “I’ve always known you were a queer boy,” she said. “What is the matter?” Bunny said he didn’t quite know; he was trembling violently, because he had never had anything like this happen to him, and several different emotions clamored at the same time, and which one should he follow? “Let me teach you, Bunny,” whispered the girl; and when he did not answer at once, she put her lips upon his, in a long kiss that made him dizzy. He murmured faintly that something might happen, she might get into trouble; but she told him not to worry about that, she knew about those things and had taken the needed precautions.

He admitted that he hadn't. “I always knew you were a queer boy,” she said. “What’s wrong?” Bunny said he wasn’t quite sure; he was shaking hard because he had never experienced anything like this before, and he felt a mix of emotions all at once, and he didn’t know which one to follow. “Let me show you, Bunny,” the girl whispered; and when he didn’t respond right away, she pressed her lips against his in a long kiss that left him dizzy. He faintly murmured that something could happen, and she might get into trouble; but she told him not to worry about that, she knew about those things and had taken the necessary precautions.

II

Such was the way of Bunny’s initiation into the adult life. Gone were the days of happy innocence when he could be content to sit holding hands with Rosie Taintor. “Holding hands” was now walking on a slippery ledge, over a dark abyss where pleasure and pain were so mingled you could hardly tell them apart. Bunny was frightened by the storm of emotion which seized upon him, and still more by the behavior of the girl in his arms; a kind of frenzy shook her, she clung to him in a convulsion of excitement, half sobbing, half laughing, with little cries as of an animal in pain. And Bunny must share this delirium, she would not have it otherwise, she was furious in her exactions, the mistress of these dark rites, and he must obey her will. The first time, the boy was overwhelmed by the realization of what he had done, but she clung to him, whispering, “Oh, Bunny don’t be ashamed! No, no! I won’t let you be ashamed! Why haven’t we got a right to be happy? Oh, please, please, be happy!” So he had to promise, and do his best.

This was how Bunny was initiated into adulthood. The days of carefree innocence were gone, and he could no longer be satisfied just holding hands with Rosie Taintor. “Holding hands” now felt like walking on a slippery edge over a dark void where pleasure and pain were so intertwined it was hard to distinguish between them. Bunny was scared by the whirlwind of emotions that took hold of him, but even more so by the girl in his arms; she seemed to be in a frenzy, clinging to him with an excitement that was both sobbing and laughing, making little noises like an animal in distress. Bunny had to share in this delirium; she wouldn't have it any other way. She was demanding in her desires, the master of these dark rituals, and he had to follow her lead. During their first time, he was overwhelmed by the realization of what they had done, but she held onto him, whispering, “Oh, Bunny, don’t be ashamed! No, no! I won’t let you be ashamed! Why can’t we have the right to be happy? Oh, please, please, be happy!” So he had to promise and do his best.

“Oh, Bunny, you are such a sweet lover! And we are going to have such good times.” This was her crooning song, wrapped in his arms, there under the springtime moon, which is the same in California as everywhere else in the world. And when the chill of the California night began to creep into their bones, they could hardly tear themselves apart, but all the way over the dunes they walked arm in arm, kissing as they went. “Oh, Bunny, it was bold and bad of me, but tell me you forgive me, tell me you’re glad I did it!” It appeared to be his duty to comfort her.

“Oh, Bunny, you’re such a sweet lover! We’re going to have such great times.” This was her loving song, wrapped in his arms beneath the spring moon, which is just the same in California as it is everywhere else. And when the chill of the California night started to seep into their bones, they could barely tear themselves away, but they walked arm in arm over the dunes, kissing as they went. “Oh, Bunny, it was daring and reckless of me, but please tell me you forgive me, tell me you’re glad I did it!” It seemed like his responsibility to comfort her.

Driving back to Beach City they talked about this adventure. Bunny hadn’t thought much about sex, he had no philosophy ready at hand, but Eunice had hers, and told it to him simply and frankly. The old people taught you a lot of rubbish about it, and then they sneaked off and lived differently, and why should you let yourself be fooled by silly “don’ts”? Love was all right if you were decent about it, and when you had found out that you didn’t have to have any babies, why must you bother to get married? Most married people were miserable anyhow, and if the young people could find a way to be happy, it was up to them, and what the old folks didn’t know wouldn’t hurt them.

Driving back to Beach City, they talked about their adventure. Bunny hadn’t thought much about sex; he had no philosophy ready, but Eunice had hers and shared it with him honestly and directly. The older generation taught a lot of nonsense about it, yet they went off and lived differently. So why should you let yourself be misled by silly “don'ts”? Love is fine as long as you handle it decently, and once you realize you don’t have to have kids, why bother getting married? Most married people are unhappy anyway, and if young people can find a way to be happy, that’s up to them. What the older generation doesn’t know won’t hurt them.

Did Bunny see anything wrong with that? Bunny answered that he didn’t; the reason he had been “such an old prude,” was just that he hadn’t got to know Eunice. She said that men were supposed not to care for a girl who made advances to them; therefore, she added with her flash of mischief, it would be up to Bunny to make some of the advances from now on. He said he would do so, and would have started at once, only Eunice was driving at forty-some miles an hour, and it would be better to hurt her feelings than to upset the car.

Did Bunny see anything wrong with that? Bunny replied that he didn’t; the reason he had been “such an old prude” was that he hadn’t really gotten to know Eunice. She mentioned that guys were supposed to be indifferent to a girl who approached them; so, she added with a mischievous grin, it would be up to Bunny to make some of the moves from now on. He said he would do that and would have started right away, but Eunice was driving at over forty miles an hour, and it was better to hurt her feelings than to mess up the car.

Were there other girls like Eunice, Bunny wanted to know, and she said there were plenty, and named a few, and Bunny was surprised and a little shocked, because some of them were prominent in class affairs, and decorous-seeming. Eunice told him about their ways, and it was a good deal like a secret society, without any officers or formal ritual, but with a strict code none the less. They called themselves “the Zulus,” these bold spirits who had dared to do as they pleased; they kept one another’s secrets faithfully, and helped the younger ones to that knowledge which was so essential to happiness. The old guarded this knowledge jealously—how to keep from having babies, and what to do if you got “caught.” There was a secret lore about the art of love, and books that you bought in certain stores, or found stowed away behind other books in your father’s den. Such volumes would be passed about and read by scores.

Were there other girls like Eunice? Bunny wanted to know. She said there were plenty and named a few, which surprised Bunny a bit, as some of them were prominent in class activities and seemed very proper. Eunice told him about their ways, and it was a lot like a secret society, without any leaders or formal rituals, but with a strict code nonetheless. They called themselves “the Zulus,” these bold girls who dared to do what they wanted; they kept each other’s secrets and helped the younger ones gain knowledge essential for happiness. The older girls guarded this knowledge jealously—like how to avoid getting pregnant and what to do if you did get “caught.” There was a secret understanding about the art of love and books you could buy in certain stores or find hidden behind other books in your dad’s study. Those books would be shared and read by many.

It was a new ethical code that these young people were making for themselves, without any help from their parents. Eunice did not know, of course, that she was doing anything so imposing as that; she just talked about her feelings, and what she liked and what she feared. Was it right to love this way or that? And what did Bunny think about the possibility of loving two girls at the same time? Claire Reynolds said you couldn’t, but Billy Rosen said you could, and they were wrangling all the time. But Mary Blake got along quite happily with two boys who loved her and had agreed not to be jealous.—This was a new world into which Bunny was being introduced, and he asked a lot of questions, and could not help blushing at some of Eunice’s matter-of-fact replies.

It was a new ethical code that these young people were creating for themselves, without any help from their parents. Eunice didn’t realize, of course, that she was doing something so significant; she just talked about her feelings, what she liked, and what she feared. Was it okay to love in this way or that? And what did Bunny think about the possibility of loving two girls at the same time? Claire Reynolds said you couldn’t, but Billy Rosen said you could, and they were always arguing about it. But Mary Blake was pretty happy with two boys who loved her and agreed not to be jealous.—This was a new world that Bunny was being introduced to, and he asked a lot of questions, unable to help blushing at some of Eunice’s straightforward responses.

Bunny crept into the house at two o’clock in the morning, and no member of the family was the wiser. But he was equally as late the next night, and the next—had he not promised Eunice to “make the advances”? So of course the family realized that something was up, and it was interesting to see their reactions. Aunt Emma and Grandma were in a terrible “state,”: but they could not say why—such was the handicap the old generation imposed upon themselves. They both went to Dad, but could only talk about late hours and their effect on a boy’s health. And Dad himself could not do much more. When Bunny said that he had been taking Eunice Hoyt driving, Dad asked about her, was she a “nice” girl? Bunny answered that she was the treasurer of the girls’ basket-ball team, and her father was Mr. Hoyt, whom Dad knew, and she had her own car and had even tried to pay for the supper. So there could be no idea that Bunny was being “vamped,” and all Dad said was “Take it easy, son, don’t try to live your whole life in a couple of weeks.”

Bunny sneaked into the house at two in the morning, and the family was none the wiser. But he was just as late the next night, and the next—hadn't he promised Eunice to “make the advances”? So of course the family figured something was up, and it was interesting to see their reactions. Aunt Emma and Grandma were in a terrible “state,” but they couldn't say why—such was the limitation the older generation imposed on themselves. They both went to Dad, but could only talk about late hours and their effects on a boy's health. And Dad himself couldn't do much more. When Bunny said he had taken Eunice Hoyt driving, Dad asked about her, wanting to know if she was a “nice” girl. Bunny replied that she was the treasurer of the girls' basketball team, and her dad was Mr. Hoyt, whom Dad knew, and she had her own car and even tried to pay for dinner. So there was no concern that Bunny was being “vamped,” and all Dad said was, “Take it easy, son, don't try to live your whole life in a couple of weeks.”

Also there was Bunny’s sister, and that was curious. Had some underground message come to Bertie, through connections with the “Zulus”? All that she said was, “I’m glad you’ve consented to take an interest in something beside oil and strikers for a change.” But behind that sentence lay such an ocean of calm feminine knowledge! Bunny was started upon a new train of thought. Could it be that late hours meant the same thing for his sister that they had suddenly come to mean for him? Bertie was supposed to be dancing; and did she always come directly home, or did she also park by the waysides? Bunny had got over being shocked by the parking of Eunice’s car, but it took him longer to get used to the idea of the parking of his sister’s car. He began to notice, as he drove along the highways in the evening—what a great number of parked cars there were!

Also, there was Bunny’s sister, which was interesting. Had some secret message come to Bertie through connections with the “Zulus”? All she said was, “I’m glad you’ve decided to take an interest in something other than oil and strikers for a change.” But behind that sentence was such an ocean of calm feminine insight! Bunny was now on a new train of thought. Could it be that late hours meant the same thing for his sister as they had suddenly started to mean for him? Bertie was supposed to be dancing; did she always go straight home, or did she also stop along the way? Bunny had gotten over being shocked by Eunice’s car being parked, but it took him longer to get used to the idea of his sister’s car being parked. He began to notice, as he drove along the highways in the evening, how many parked cars there were!

III

All this was near the end of the strike; and also it was while America was going to war. So the excitements of sex were mingled in Bunny’s mind with those of patriotism. The two were not so far apart as you might think, for the youth of the country was preparing to march away to battle, and that loosened sexual standards. You might not come back, so it made less difference what you did in the meantime. The girls found their hearts softened toward the boys, and the boys were ready to snatch a bit of pleasure before it was too late.

All of this happened near the end of the strike, and it was also during a time when America was heading into war. So, the excitement of sex mixed in Bunny's mind with feelings of patriotism. The two weren't as different as you might think, because the youth of the country were getting ready to head off to battle, which loosened sexual norms. You might not return, so it mattered less what you did in the meantime. The girls found themselves feeling more affectionate toward the guys, and the guys were eager to seize moments of pleasure before it was too late.

Bunny was too young for the first draft, but he went to drilling at school, which cast the military halo about him. There was a high school corps, provided with old rifles of the state militia, and the athletic-ield was covered with groups of lads marching, “Hep, hep! Hep, hep! Squad right! Squad left!”—treading on one another’s toes, but keeping the grim look on their young faces. Soon they would have uniforms, and so would the girls of the nurses’ training corps. Boys and girls met in school assembly and sang patriotic songs with fervor.

Bunny was too young for the first draft, but he participated in drills at school, which gave him a military vibe. There was a high school corps equipped with old rifles from the state militia, and the athletic field was filled with groups of boys marching, "Hep, hep! Hep, hep! Squad right! Squad left!"—stepping on each other's toes but managing to keep serious expressions on their young faces. Soon they would have uniforms, just like the girls in the nurses’ training corps. Boys and girls gathered for school assemblies and sang patriotic songs with enthusiasm.

Yes, it was war! Whole fleets of cargo vessels were taking supplies to England and France, and brigades of engineers and laborers to prepare the way for the army. The President was making speeches—wonderful, glowing, eloquent speeches. There was a race of evil men, the Huns, who had risen up to threaten civilization, and now the might of democratic America was going to put them down. When this job had been done, there would be an end to all the world’s troubles; so the duty of every patriot was to take his part in this last of all wars—the War to end War—the War for Democracy. Statesmen big and little took up the chorus, the newspapers echoed it a million copies every hour, and a host of “four minute men” were trained, to go into factories and theatres, and wherever crowds were gathered, to rouse America for this crusade.

Yes, it was war! Entire fleets of cargo ships were delivering supplies to England and France, along with teams of engineers and laborers to prepare the way for the army. The President was giving speeches—amazing, inspiring, and powerful speeches. There was a group of evil men, the Huns, who had risen up to threaten civilization, and now the strength of democratic America was going to stop them. Once this task was accomplished, all of the world’s troubles would come to an end; so it was the responsibility of every patriot to do their part in this final war—the War to end War—the War for Democracy. Politicians of all kinds joined in the call, the newspapers printed it millions of times every hour, and a crowd of “four minute men” were trained to go into factories and theaters, and wherever people gathered, to rally America for this mission.

The Ross family, like all other families, read, and listened, and argued. Bunny, the young idealist, swallowed every word of the propaganda; it was exactly what he wanted to believe, his kind of mental food. He would argue with his cool, slow-moving, quietly dubious father. Yes, of course, Dad would say, we had to win the war; we had to win any war we got into. But as to the future, well, it would be time to decide about that when we came to it. First, Dad was occupied with getting the strike settled, and after that, with selling oil on a constantly rising market. There was no sense giving it away, because the government wanted more wells drilled, and how were they to be financed, unless the product was paid for? The government was paying generously, and that was patriotism enough for Dad; he would see to the spouting of his wells, and leave the other kinds of spouting to the politicians.

The Ross family, like all other families, read, listened, and argued. Bunny, the young idealist, absorbed every bit of the propaganda; it was exactly what he wanted to believe, his kind of mental nourishment. He would debate with his cool, easygoing, quietly skeptical father. Yes, of course, Dad would say, we had to win the war; we had to win any war we were in. But as for the future, well, we’d deal with that when we got there. First, Dad was focused on getting the strike resolved, and after that, on selling oil in a constantly rising market. There was no point in giving it away because the government wanted more wells drilled, and how were they supposed to be funded if the product wasn't paid for? The government was paying well, and that was patriotic enough for Dad; he would manage his wells and leave the political talk to the politicians.

Aunt Emma considered that a shameful way to talk to a boy, and she scolded vigorously, according to the privilege of “in-laws.” Aunt Emma would go to the clubs and listen to the patriotic lady-orators, telling about Belgian babies with their hands cut off, and munition depots blown up by German spies, and she would come home in a blaze of militarism. Bertie was even worse, for her young man who took her to the jazz-parties was active in one of the defense societies, and knew the names of all the German agents in Southern California, and the villainies they were planning; so Bertie was full of dark hints, and a sense of awful responsibility.

Aunt Emma thought it was shameful to talk to a boy like that, and she scolded vigorously, as was her right as an “in-law.” Aunt Emma would go to clubs and listen to the patriotic speakers, sharing stories about Belgian babies who had their hands cut off and munition depots destroyed by German spies, and she would come home filled with militarism. Bertie was even worse because her boyfriend, who took her to the jazz parties, was involved in one of the defense societies. He knew the names of all the German agents in Southern California and the schemes they were planning, so Bertie was full of dark hints and a sense of terrible responsibility.

You could never tell how this war excitement was going to hit any one person. For example, could you have imagined that a perfectly respectable old lady of way over seventy, brought up on a ranch, and supposed to be wrapped up in painting in oils, would suddenly blossom out as a Hun sympathizer? Such was Grandma, who declared that she had no use whatsoever for this war; the Germans were no worse than any of the other people concerned, they were all stained with blood, and all there was to the atrocity stories and spy rubbish was to make people hate the enemy. But Grandma wasn’t going to hate anybody, no matter how much Emma and Bertie and the rest might rage; she proceeded to show her defiance by painting a picture of some Germans in old-time costumes drinking beer out of painted steins. She wanted to hang this in the dining-room, and there was a great row, with Aunt Emma and Bertie trying to persuade Dad to forbid it!

You could never predict how the excitement of this war would affect any one person. For instance, could you have imagined that a perfectly respectable old lady, well over seventy, who grew up on a ranch and was supposed to be focused on painting in oils, would suddenly reveal herself as a supporter of the Germans? That was Grandma, who claimed she had no interest in this war; she believed the Germans were no worse than anyone else involved, all stained with blood, and that the stories of atrocities and spies were just there to create hatred for the enemy. But Grandma wasn’t going to hate anyone, no matter how much Emma, Bertie, and the others might rage; she showed her defiance by painting a picture of some Germans in old-fashioned costumes drinking beer from decorated steins. She wanted to hang this in the dining room, and there was a huge argument, with Aunt Emma and Bertie trying to convince Dad to forbid it!

All this was part of Bunny’s education; he listened and learned. From his quiet, steady old father he learned to smile amiably over the foibles of human nature, and to go on gathering in the dollars. Talk was all right, but after all, what was going to win the war was bullets and shells, and to get them to the battle-field you had to have transportation. The oil that Dad brought up out of the ground was driving big trucks that were carrying munitions up to the front; it was moving the biggest and fastest cargo-ships, and the swift destroyers that were protecting them; it was lubricating the machinery in the factories, and more and more was being called for. As soon as the strike was over, Dad proceeded to sign contracts with the government, and to put down a dozen new wells in the Paradise field. The one thing that was troubling him was that he could not make three times as many contracts and put down three times as many wells; the big fellows, who controlled the banks, would not let him have enough money—at least not unless he would go in with them and let them hog most of the profits. That was a different kind of war, one going on right at home, and there was no prospect of it’s being ended by presidential speeches. Dad would explain that to Bunny, as a reason for the limitations in the “idealism” of a business man!

All this was part of Bunny’s education; he listened and learned. From his quiet, steady old dad, he learned to smile nicely at the quirks of human nature and to keep raking in the cash. Talking was fine, but in the end, what was going to win the war was bullets and shells, and to get them to the battlefield, you needed transportation. The oil that Dad extracted from the ground was powering big trucks that were hauling munitions to the front; it was fueling the largest and fastest cargo ships and the swift destroyers that were guarding them; it was lubricating the machinery in factories, and the demand was increasing. As soon as the strike was over, Dad started signing contracts with the government and set up a dozen new wells in the Paradise field. The only thing bothering him was that he couldn’t make three times as many contracts and drill three times as many wells; the big players who controlled the banks wouldn’t let him have enough money—at least not unless he partnered with them and let them take most of the profits. That was a different kind of war, one happening right at home, and there was no chance it would end with presidential speeches. Dad would explain this to Bunny as a reason for the limits in the “idealism” of a businessman!

IV

Up at Paradise things were booming. All the men were back at work—even the blacklisted ones, at a dollar a day more and with another raise promised; a good driller was worth just about his weight in gold. Here too came the “four minute men,” and were listened to gladly; the oil workers were patriotic, and would have enlisted to a man, but they were needed on this job—there was nothing more important than oil, and the way for them to serve their country was to keep the stuff flowing, and watch out for fires, and for obstructions dropped into the wells, and other acts of vandalism by enemy agents.

Up at Paradise, things were thriving. All the men were back at work—even the blacklisted ones, earning a dollar more a day with another raise promised; a good driller was worth his weight in gold. The "four-minute men" also showed up and were gladly listened to; the oil workers were patriotic and would have enlisted without hesitation, but they were needed for this job—nothing was more important than oil, and the best way for them to serve their country was to keep the oil flowing, watch for fires, and look out for things dropped into the wells, along with other acts of sabotage by enemy agents.

Paul was back as Dad’s boss builder. But then came the first draft, and Paul had one of the lucky numbers. Dad offered to get him exempted, for obviously there had to be shacks to house the men who were to drill and operate the new wells. Dad had power to arrange matters—you can understand that, when you learn that the chairman of the exemption board was Mr. Carey, the rancher who had accepted money from Dad to get the road built for the drilling. But Paul said no, there were married men with families who knew as much about building houses as he did, so Paul would do his share in the field.

Paul was back as Dad’s lead builder. But then the first draft came, and Paul got one of the lucky numbers. Dad offered to get him exempted, since there obviously needed to be shacks for the men who would be drilling and working the new wells. Dad had the power to make it happen—you can see that when you realize the chairman of the exemption board was Mr. Carey, the rancher who took money from Dad to get the road built for the drilling. But Paul said no; there were married men with families who knew as much about building houses as he did, so Paul would do his part in the field.

Paul and Bunny were friends again, and had no end of arguments. Paul wasn’t nearly as keen for the war as Bunny thought he ought to be; he agreed that we had to win, since we were in, but he wasn’t sure it was necessary for us to be in, so Bunny had to retell the arguments he heard from the orators at school. That made lively times at the Rascum cabin—because, strange as it may seem, Ruth was taking exactly the same attitude to the war as Grandma, whom Ruth had never met. Ruth declared that all wars were wicked, and she would never have anything to do with one. But of course you could see what she really meant, she didn’t want Paul taken away and killed! When Paul read his number in the first draft-list, Ruth became quite frantic, and there was nothing that would pacify her. She clung to Paul, vowing he should not go, she would die of grief if he did; when she realized that he was actually going, she went about her work, pale and silent.

Paul and Bunny were friends again and constantly argued. Paul wasn’t as enthusiastic about the war as Bunny thought he should be; he agreed that we needed to win since we were involved, but he wasn’t convinced we needed to be involved in the first place. So Bunny had to repeat the arguments he heard from the speakers at school. This made for lively times at the Rascum cabin—because, oddly enough, Ruth felt exactly the same way about the war as Grandma, whom Ruth had never met. Ruth claimed that all wars were evil and that she wanted nothing to do with one. But of course, you could tell what she really meant; she didn’t want Paul to be taken away and killed! When Paul saw his number in the first draft list, Ruth became frantic, and nothing would calm her down. She clung to Paul, insisting he shouldn’t go, saying she would die from grief if he did; when she realized he was actually leaving, she went about her tasks, pale and silent.

Paul went away to a training-camp, and after that paleness and silence became the dominant notes of Ruth’s character. She went back to her father’s home to stay at night, which meant that on Sunday’s she had to go to church with them, and sit and bite her lips while Eli preached. For Eli was a prophet after the old testament model, calling down judgment upon the enemies of the Lord, smiting them hip and thigh, leaving not one alive, not even the little ones, the “spawns of the devil.” Eli, being a preacher, did not have to do this killing himself; he was exempt, and so was his sister Meelie, who solved the war problem for herself by marrying a young derrick man and getting Dad to make him a foreman and have him kept at home. Meelie, who was a chatterbox and a fresh young thing, said to Bunny that Ruth ought to find herself a husband instead of mourning over Paul; maybe the day would come when Bunny would want to be exempted, and they might both solve the problem at the same time!

Paul went off to a training camp, and after that, paleness and silence became the main traits of Ruth’s personality. She went back to her father’s house to stay at night, which meant that on Sundays she had to go to church with them and sit there biting her lips while Eli preached. Eli was a prophet in the old testament style, calling down judgment on the enemies of the Lord, striking them down completely, leaving not one alive, not even the little ones, the “spawns of the devil.” Eli, being a preacher, didn’t have to do the killing himself; he was exempt, and so was his sister Meelie, who solved the war issue for herself by marrying a young derrick worker and getting Dad to make him a foreman and keep him at home. Meelie, who was a chatterbox and full of life, told Bunny that Ruth should find herself a husband instead of mourning over Paul; maybe the day would come when Bunny would want to be exempted too, and they could both solve the problem at the same time!

V

That was a feverish summer in Bunny’s life, between the war and his raptures with Eunice. He spent a great deal of time at Beach City, because he had the excuse of the military work, and because the girl was so imperious in her demands. Indeed, the first rift in their happiness came because he would persist in paying visits to Paradise, where Eunice could not very well come. She took up Bertie’s phrase that Bunny was a “little oil gnome.” “What do you want with so much money?” she would argue. “My God, let me get some from Papa, if you need it!” Tommy Hoyt, it seems, had made a huge killing, buying old hulks down at the harbor just before the country entered the war; it was reported he had cleared a cool three million. There had been a lot about it in the papers—all very complimentary, since that was everybody’s dream of glory.

That was a wild summer in Bunny’s life, caught between the war and his intense feelings for Eunice. He spent a lot of time at Beach City because he had the excuse of military work and because Eunice was very demanding. In fact, the first crack in their happiness happened because he kept visiting Paradise, a place where Eunice couldn’t really go. She picked up on Bertie’s comment that Bunny was a “little oil gnome.” “What do you need with so much money?” she would argue. “For heaven’s sake, let me get some from my dad if you need it!” It seems Tommy Hoyt had made a huge profit by buying old ships down at the harbor just before the country entered the war; it was said he had cleared around three million dollars. There had been plenty of buzz about it in the papers—all very flattering, since that was everyone’s idea of success.

How could Bunny explain that it wasn’t the money, but the fact that the country had to have oil, and he wanted to do his share; what kind of preternatural solemnity was that for a youth of eighteen? He put the blame on Dad, who wasn’t very well and needed his son; and so it became an issue, which did Bunny care for most, his Dad or his sweetheart? Eunice would grab him by the shoulders and shake him; she had to have some one to take her to a dance, and if he went off and buried himself in the desert, she would get another fellow.

How could Bunny explain that it wasn’t about the money, but the fact that the country needed oil, and he wanted to do his part? What kind of unnatural seriousness was that for an eighteen-year-old? He blamed Dad, who wasn’t doing well and needed him; and so it turned into a dilemma: did Bunny care more about his dad or his girlfriend? Eunice would grab him by the shoulders and shake him; she needed someone to take her to a dance, and if he wandered off into the desert, she would find another guy.

She was insatiable, ravenous for pleasure; she never knew when to stop, whatever it might be. “One dance more! Just one!” she would plead; and then it would be one kiss more, or one drink. She was always pleading with Bunny to drink, and having her feelings hurt because he refused. How could he count his promise to his father more than his promise to be her pal? And how could she take him out with her crowd if he played the part of a skeleton at a feast?

She was insatiable, craving pleasure; she never knew when to stop, no matter what it was. “Just one more dance! Just one!” she would beg; and then it turned into one more kiss or one more drink. She was always begging Bunny to drink and getting her feelings hurt when he refused. How could he prioritize his promise to his father over his promise to be her friend? And how could she take him out with her crowd if he acted like a skeleton at a party?

Not for long was she content to lose themselves in the sand-dunes, and share their secret with the moon. Eunice loved the bright lights, the free and conspicuous spending of Papa’s sudden wealth. They would drive to Angel City, where in fashionable hotels were palatial dining-rooms, with jazz-orchestras, and crowds of revellers, celebrating new contracts and new financial coups. The rooms were decorated with the flags of all the allies, and the men wore the uniforms of all the services. This was what the war meant to Eunice, to be in this shining company, and stand up while the orchestra played the “Star-spangled Banner,” and after that to dance all night while it played, “Kiss me, honey-baby,” or “Toodle-ums too,” or whatever amorous cajolement the saxophone might present. She was an aggressive little dancer, clinging to her partner, her body fitted into his as if it had been moulded there. Bunny would not have thought it quite decent to behave like that in public, but it was the mood of the time, and no one paid any attention to them, especially after the hours had passed and the drinks had taken effect.

Not for long was she happy to lose herself in the sand dunes and share her secret with the moon. Eunice loved the bright lights and the flashy spending from Papa’s sudden wealth. They would drive to Angel City, where trendy hotels had grand dining rooms, complete with jazz orchestras and crowds of partygoers celebrating new contracts and financial wins. The rooms were decorated with flags from all the allies, and the men wore uniforms from every branch of the military. This was what the war meant to Eunice: being in this glamorous crowd, standing up while the orchestra played the “Star-Spangled Banner,” and afterward dancing all night to “Kiss Me, Honey-Baby,” “Toodle-ums Too,” or whatever romantic tune the saxophone played. She was an enthusiastic dancer, clinging to her partner, her body fitting into his as if it had been made for him. Bunny wouldn’t have thought it proper to act like that in public, but it was the mood of the time, and no one really noticed them, especially after the hours went by and the drinks took effect.

There was always the problem of getting Eunice away from these excitements. She never wanted to go, not even when she was exhausted; he would half carry her out, and she would fall asleep on his shoulder on the way home, and it was all he could do to keep from falling asleep himself. There was a boy in their crowd who would carry a broken nose about for the rest of his life, because he had dozed at the steering-wheel on a crowded boulevard; another had spent ten days in jail because, after a smash-up, the police had smelled liquor on his breath. It was the etiquette of parties that the man who had to drive must drink only gin—not because that would not make him drunk, but because it left no odor on his breath!

There was always the challenge of getting Eunice away from all the excitement. She never wanted to leave, not even when she was worn out; he would half carry her out, and she’d fall asleep on his shoulder during the ride home, and he could barely keep from dozing off himself. There was a guy in their group who would be stuck with a broken nose for the rest of his life because he had dozed off at the wheel on a busy street; another one spent ten days in jail because, after a crash, the police detected alcohol on his breath. The party rule was that the driver had to stick to gin—not because it wouldn't get him drunk, but because it didn’t have a smell!

The time came when Eunice decided that it was silly to take that long drive to Beach City after dancing. She found a hotel where you could register as Mr. and Mrs. Smith of San Francisco and no one would ask any questions; you paid in advance, because of your lack of baggage, and in the morning you slipped out separately, and no one was the wiser. You told the folks at home that you had spent the night with a friend, and they did not pursue the matter—being afraid of what they might find out.

The time came when Eunice thought it was pointless to take that long drive to Beach City after dancing. She found a hotel where you could register as Mr. and Mrs. Smith from San Francisco, and no one would ask any questions; you paid in advance, since you didn't have any luggage, and in the morning, you quietly slipped out separately, and no one was the wiser. You told your family that you spent the night with a friend, and they didn't dig deeper—fearing what they might discover.

All this made a great difference in Bunny’s life, and before long it began to show in his appearance; he was not quite so rosy, and Dad took notice, and was no longer embarrassed to speak. “You’re making a fool of yourself, son; these late hours have got to stop.” So Bunny would try to get out of going to some dance, and Eunice would fly into his arms, and sob, and cling to him, moulding her body into his in that terrible, breath-taking way she had; all Bunny’s senses would be filled with her, the delicate perfume she used, the feeling of the filmy stuffs she wore, her tumbled hair, her burning, swift, persistent kisses. He would have to stand and argue and plead, trying to keep his reason while his head went round.

All this made a huge difference in Bunny’s life, and soon it showed in how he looked; he wasn’t as rosy-cheeked anymore, and Dad noticed it and wasn’t embarrassed to speak up. “You’re making a fool of yourself, son; these late nights need to stop.” So Bunny would try to avoid going to a dance, and Eunice would throw herself into his arms, sobbing and clinging to him, molding her body against his in that intense, breathtaking way she had; all Bunny’s senses would be overwhelmed by her—the delicate perfume she wore, the feel of the sheer fabrics she had on, her messy hair, her fiery, urgent, persistent kisses. He would have to stand there and argue and plead, trying to keep his head straight while everything spun around him.

Sometimes there would be embarrassment mingled with his other emotions, because these scenes took place in the drawing-room of the Hoyt home, with either of the parents present. But what could they do? They had raised this wild young creature, giving her everything in the world, half a dozen servants to wait on her, to answer her every whim. She had always had what she wanted, and now she wanted her lover, and all that poor Mrs. Hoyt could say was, “Don’t be hard-hearted, Bunny”—really seeming to blame him for these tantrums in her presence! As for poor “Tommy,” when he happened in on a tantrum, there came a frightened look on his rosy, rather boyish face, and he turned and skedaddled. He had troubles enough of his own making, and the next time he met Bunny, he set forth his point of view in one pregnant sentence, “There’s no such thing as a normal woman in the world!”

Sometimes, embarrassment mixed with his other feelings because these scenes happened in the Hoyt family's living room with one of the parents around. But what could they do? They had raised this wild girl, giving her everything in the world, with half a dozen servants to cater to her every whim. She had always had what she wanted, and now she wanted her boyfriend, and all that poor Mrs. Hoyt could say was, “Don’t be hard-hearted, Bunny”—actually seeming to blame him for her outbursts in front of her! As for poor “Tommy,” when he stumbled into one of her tantrums, a scared look would cross his rosy, boyish face, and he would turn and bolt. He had enough troubles of his own, and the next time he ran into Bunny, he made his opinion clear in one heavy sentence, “There’s no such thing as a normal woman in the world!”

VI

Just before school opened, Bunny took the bit in his teeth and went to Paradise to spend a week with Dad, and found that Paul was there on a three day’s furlough. Paul was not going to get overseas, it appeared; the army had put him to work at his old job—building barracks—only now, instead of ten dollars a day he was getting thirty a month “and beans.” That was what it meant for a workingman to be patriotic! It was quite a contrast with Tommy Hoyt’s three millions, and the hundred and twenty thousand a week of Dad’s oil-contracts! But nobody thought about that, because of the eloquence of the President’s speeches, and the concentrated ardor of the four minute orators.

Just before school started, Bunny decided to make a trip to Paradise to spend a week with Dad and discovered that Paul was there on a three-day leave. It seemed Paul wasn't getting deployed overseas; the army had assigned him back to his old job—building barracks—only now, instead of earning ten dollars a day, he was making thirty dollars a month “and beans.” That was the reality of being a workingman and being patriotic! It was quite a difference compared to Tommy Hoyt’s three million dollars and the hundred and twenty thousand a week from Dad’s oil contracts! But nobody really thought about that, thanks to the inspiring speeches from the President and the passionate efforts of the four-minute orators.

Paul looked big and strong in his khaki uniform; and Ruth was happy, because Paul wasn’t going to be killed. Meelie was happy, because there was a baby on the way, and Sadie because there was a young rancher “keeping company” with her. Dad was happy, because he had brought in another gusher, and proved up a whole new slope of the Paradise tract; he was putting in pipe-lines and preparing a colossal development—the bankers couldn’t keep him down, he would finance himself with oil!

Paul looked big and strong in his khaki uniform, and Ruth was happy because Paul wasn't going to be killed. Meelie was happy because a baby was on the way, and Sadie was happy because there was a young rancher "dating" her. Dad was happy because he had tapped into another oil gusher and developed a whole new area of the Paradise tract; he was laying down pipelines and preparing for a huge development—the bankers couldn't hold him back; he'd finance himself with oil!

Everybody was happy except Bunny, who could think of nothing but the fact that Eunice was angry, and he was risking the loss of her. She had warned him, she would not be left alone; if he deserted her, she would punish him. He knew that she meant it; she had had lovers before him, and would have others after him. This “petting” was a daily necessity for her, and a girl could not get it unless she was willing to “go the limit.” That was the etiquette prevailing in this smart and dashing crowd; the rich high school youths would go out hunting in pairs in their fancy sport-cars, and would pick up girls and drive them, and if the girls did not play the game according to their taste, they would turn them out on the road, anywhere, a score of miles from a town. There was formula, short and snappy, “Pet or walk!”

Everyone was happy except Bunny, who could think only of the fact that Eunice was angry, and he was risking losing her. She had warned him that she wouldn’t be left alone; if he abandoned her, she would make him pay. He knew she meant it; she had had boyfriends before him and would have others after him. This “petting” was a daily need for her, and a girl couldn't get it unless she was willing to “go all the way.” That was the etiquette in this trendy and flashy crowd; the wealthy high school guys would go out in pairs in their fancy sports cars, pick up girls, and drive them around. If the girls didn’t play along the way the guys liked, they’d be left on the side of the road, miles away from the nearest town. There was a simple motto: “Pet or walk!”

Bunny took long tramps, trying to shake off his cruel fever. He would come back to sleep, but instead he would think about Eunice, and the manifold intoxication of his senses would return; she would be there with all her allurements and her abandonments. Bunny tried haltingly once or twice to tell Paul about it; Paul being a sort of god, a firm and dependable moral force, to whom one might flee. Bunny remembered the scorn with which Paul had talked about “fornications,” and Bunny had not known quite what he meant—but Bunny knew now, alas, only too well. He tried to confess, but was ashamed, and could not break down the barriers. Instead, he made some excuse to his father and drove back to Beach City, three days earlier than he had intended; and all the way as he rode he was hearing Paul’s voice, those cruel words of the strike-days: “You’re soft, Bunny, you’re soft.”

Bunny went on long walks, trying to shake off his intense fever. He would come back to sleep, but instead he'd think about Eunice, and the overwhelming sensations would come back; she was there with all her charms and her wildness. Bunny awkwardly tried once or twice to talk to Paul about it; Paul was like a god to him, a strong and reliable moral guide whom he could turn to. Bunny remembered how scornfully Paul had talked about "fornications," and he hadn't quite understood what he meant then—but now he knew, unfortunately, all too well. He tried to confess, but felt ashamed and couldn't break down the walls. Instead, he made up an excuse to his father and drove back to Beach City three days earlier than planned; and all the way as he drove, he kept hearing Paul's voice, those harsh words from the strike days: "You're soft, Bunny, you're soft."

VII

The first rain of the season was falling, and Bunny got in fairly late, and found that Eunice was at home, and had not carried out her threat to get another lover. No, she was trying an experiment she had read about in a book of her mother’s, a thing called “mental telepathy”; you sat and shut your eyes and “concentrated,” “willing” that somebody should do something, and then they would do it, and the “new thought” doctrine would be vindicated. Eunice was trying it, and when she heard Bunny’s step on the veranda, she sprang up with a little shriek of delight and rushed into his arms, and while she smothered him with kisses she told him about this marvelous triumph of experimental psychology. “Oh, Bunny, I just knew you couldn’t be so cruel to me! I knew you’d come, because I’m all alone, Mamma has gone to raise money for the Serbian orphans. Oh, Bunny, come on!”—and she started to draw him toward the stairs.

The first rain of the season was falling, and Bunny got in pretty late, finding that Eunice was home and hadn’t gone through with her threat to find another boyfriend. No, she was trying out an experiment she had read about in her mom’s book, something called “mental telepathy.” You would sit, close your eyes, and “concentrate,” “willing” someone to do something, and then they would do it, proving the “new thought” theory. Eunice was giving it a shot, and when she heard Bunny’s footsteps on the porch, she jumped up with a little squeal of joy and rushed into his arms. While showering him with kisses, she told him about this amazing success in experimental psychology. “Oh, Bunny, I just knew you couldn’t be so cruel to me! I knew you’d come because I’m all alone, Mom has gone to raise money for the Serbian orphans. Oh, Bunny, come on!”—and she started pulling him toward the stairs.

Bunny didn’t think that was quite the thing, and tried to hold back, but she smothered his protest in kisses. “You silly boy, are we going out and park in the rain? Or do you want to go to a hotel here in town, where everybody knows us?”

Bunny didn’t think that was quite right, and tried to hold back, but she overwhelmed his protest with kisses. “You silly boy, are we going out to hang out in the rain? Or do you want to go to a hotel in town, where everyone knows us?”

“But, your mother, Eunice—”

“But your mom, Eunice—”

“Mother, bunk!” said Eunice. “Mother has a lover and I know it, and she knows I know it. If she don’t know about you and me, it’s time she was making a guess. So you come up to my room.”

“Mom, no way!” said Eunice. “Mom has a boyfriend and I know it, and she knows I know it. If she doesn’t know about you and me, it’s time she figured it out. So you come up to my room.”

“But how’ll I get out, Eunice?”

“But how will I get out, Eunice?”

“You’ll get out when I let you out, and maybe it’ll be morning, and you’ll be treated with decent hospitality.”

“You’ll be released when I decide, and maybe it’ll be morning, and you’ll be given proper hospitality.”

“But Eunice, I never heard of such a thing!”

“But Eunice, I've never heard of anything like that!”

“Bunny, you talk like your grandmother!”

“Bunny, you sound just like your grandma!”

“But what about the servants, dear?”

“But what about the staff, dear?”

“Servants, hell!” said Eunice. “You can run your home to please the servants, but that’s not our way—at least, not tonight!” And to save Bunny any embarrassment, she kept him in her room in the morning while she broke the news to her mother; and if there were any mental agonies Bunny never knew it, because the patroness of the Serbian orphans breakfasted in bed, reading in the morning paper the account of her fashionable philanthropies.

“Servants, really?” Eunice said. “You can run your home to cater to the servants, but that’s not how we do things—at least, not tonight!” And to spare Bunny any awkwardness, she kept him in her room in the morning while she told her mother the news; and if Bunny experienced any mental stress, he was unaware of it, because the patroness of the Serbian orphans had breakfast in bed, reading in the morning paper about her trendy charitable activities.

After that, the ice was broken—as the French have observed, it is the first step that counts, thought it is doubtful if any parent in old-fashioned France has been compelled to take quite so long a step. The rainy season continued, making outdoor petting parties uncomfortable, so whenever he was commanded, Bunny would stay in Eunice’s home, and it was all quite domestic and regular according to advanced modern standards. In fact, there was only one small detail left, and Bunny suggested that: “Eunice, why shouldn’t we go and get married, and have it over with?”

After that, the ice was broken—just as the French say, it's the first step that matters, although it’s hard to believe that any old-fashioned parent in France ever had to take such a long step. The rainy season continued, making outdoor hangouts uncomfortable, so whenever he was asked, Bunny would stay at Eunice’s house, and everything felt quite domestic and normal by today's standards. In fact, there was only one small detail left, and Bunny suggested, “Eunice, why don’t we just get married and be done with it?”

He was surprised by the vehemence of the girl’s reaction. “Oh, Bunny, we’re having such a happy time, and why do you want to ruin it?”

He was taken aback by how intense the girl's reaction was. “Oh, Bunny, we’re having such a great time, why would you want to spoil it?”

“But why would that ruin it?”

“But why would that mess it up?”

“All married people are miserable. I know, because I’ve watched them. Mamma and Papa would give a million dollars—well, maybe not that much but certainly a couple of hundred thousand, if they could get loose without having to go through all the fuss in the courts, and the horrid things the newspapers would publish, and their pictures and all.”

“All married people are unhappy. I know this because I’ve seen it. Mom and Dad would pay a fortune—maybe not a million, but definitely a couple of hundred thousand—if they could break free without all the hassle in the courts, the awful things the newspapers would print, and having their pictures all over.”

“But we won’t have to do that, dear.”

“But we won’t need to do that, honey.”

“How do you know we mightn’t? If we got married, you’d think you had a right to me, and then you wouldn’t do what I say any more, and I wouldn’t be happy. Oh, let’s do our own way, and not what other people try to make us. All my life other people have been making me do things, and I’ve been fighting them—even you, Bunny-bear.” She had a score of such appellatives for him, because, as you can understand, his name was adapted to petting-party uses; they were dancing a contrivance known as the Bunny-hug, and he heard a lot about that.

"How do you know we might not? If we got married, you’d think you had a claim on me, and then you wouldn’t listen to what I say anymore, and I wouldn’t be happy. Oh, let’s do things our way and not what other people try to force on us. All my life, people have been making me do things, and I’ve been fighting against it—even you, Bunny-bear." She had a whole bunch of nicknames for him since, as you can imagine, his name was suited for cute names; they were dancing a move called the Bunny-hug, and he heard a lot about that.

You went about in this prosperous and fashionable society, and on the surface everything was decorous and proper, fitting the marital formulas laid down in the laws and preached in the churches. But when you got under the surface—anywhere, high or low—what you found was that human beings, finding themselves unhappy, had come to private understandings. Husbands and wives set one another free, they made exchanges of partners, they brought friends into their homes, who were in reality substitute husbands or wives; there were companions and secretaries and governesses and cousins who played such roles—and when the children found it out, they were in position to put pressure on their parents, a kind of informal family blackmail, good for motor-cars and fur-coats and strings of pearls, and most precious of all, the right to have your own way.

You went around in this wealthy and trendy society, and on the surface, everything seemed proper and in line with the marriage rules set by laws and preached in churches. But once you looked deeper—whether high or low—you discovered that people, feeling unhappy, had reached private agreements. Husbands and wives set each other free, swapped partners, and welcomed friends into their homes who were basically substitute husbands or wives; there were companions, assistants, nannies, and cousins who played those roles—and when the kids figured it out, they were able to pressure their parents, a sort of informal family blackmail, benefiting things like cars, fur coats, pearls, and most importantly, the right to have their way.

VIII

Early in the year, while America was getting into the war, the people of Russia had overthrown their Tsar and set up a republic. That had pleased most people in America; it was much pleasanter to be allied with a republic. But now, in the fall, came a terrifying event; there was another revolution, this time not made by respectable scholars and business men, but by wild-eyed fanatics called “Bolshevikis,” who proceeded to confiscate property and smash things up. At once it became apparent what a calamity this was going to mean for the allies; Russia was going to desert them, and the mass of the Germans on the East would be set free to be hurled against the half-exhausted Western front. Already the Russian armies were going to pieces, the soldiers were deserting wholesale and swarming back to the cities or to their villages; at the same time the leaders of the new government were starting a world-wide propaganda attacking the allies and their war-aims.

Early in the year, while America was entering the war, the people of Russia had overthrown their Tsar and established a republic. This pleased most people in America; it was much nicer to be allied with a republic. But now, in the fall, a terrifying event occurred; there was another revolution, this time not led by respectable scholars and businesspeople, but by wild-eyed fanatics called “Bolsheviks,” who proceeded to seize property and destroy things. It quickly became clear what a disaster this would be for the allies; Russia was going to abandon them, and the large number of Germans in the East would be free to be thrown against the already strained Western front. The Russian armies were falling apart, soldiers were deserting en masse and rushing back to the cities or to their villages; at the same time, the leaders of the new government were launching a world-wide propaganda campaign attacking the allies and their war goals.

Who were these leaders? It was enough for America to note that a horde of them, who had been hiding in Switzerland, were loaded into a sealed train by the German government and escorted across Germany and dumped into Russia to make all the trouble they could. That meant Lenin and his crowd were hired agents of the Hun; when they proceeded to attack what they called “allied imperialism,” that was the Kaiser’s voice speaking Russian, and when they published the secret treaties of the allies, taken from the archives of the Tsar, the newspapers in America dismissed the documents as obvious forgeries.

Who were these leaders? It was enough for America to see that a bunch of them, who had been hiding out in Switzerland, were loaded onto a sealed train by the German government and escorted across Germany to be dropped into Russia to cause as much trouble as they could. That meant Lenin and his group were hired agents of the Germans; when they went on the offensive against what they called "allied imperialism," that was the Kaiser’s voice speaking Russian, and when they published the secret treaties of the allies, taken from the Tsar's archives, the newspapers in America dismissed the documents as obvious fakes.

Dad, as a good American, believed his newspapers. He considered that this “Bolsheviki revolution” was the most terrible event that had happened in the world in his life-time; his face would grow pale as he talked to Bunny about it. America could get no army to France until next spring, and perhaps not till fall, and meantime the Germans had a million men they could move, only a few hundred miles across their country to the West front; they were jist a-goin’ to roll over the British and French, and take Paris, and perhaps the whole of France, and we should have the job of driving them out again. The whole burden of the war now fell onto America’s shoulders, and it would last years and years—neither Dad nor Bunny might live to see the end of it.

Dad, being a good American, trusted his newspapers. He thought that this “Bolshevik revolution” was the worst thing that had happened in the world during his lifetime; his face would turn pale as he discussed it with Bunny. America wouldn’t have an army in France until next spring, or maybe even fall, while the Germans had a million troops they could easily move just a few hundred miles to the Western front. They were about to roll over the British and French, capture Paris, and possibly take over all of France, leaving us with the task of driving them out again. The entire burden of the war now rested on America's shoulders, and it looked like it would last for years—neither Dad nor Bunny might live to see the end of it.

Dad would read paragraphs out of the papers, details of the horrors that were happening in Russia—literally millions of people slaughtered, all the educated and enlightened ones; the most hideous tortures inflicted, such obscenities as you could not put into print. Before long they began applying their Communist theories to the women of the country, who were “nationalized” and made into public property by official decree; the “commissars” were raping them wholesale. Lenin was killing Trotsky, and Trotsky was throwing Lenin into jail. It was a boiling up from the bottom of the social pit, such savagery as we had hardly dreamed existing in human nature. Bunny could see now the folly of that “idealism” he had been prattling, his idea of letting strikers have their way, and turning industry over to the mob. Here was the thing tried out in practice, and how did he like it? Bunny had to admit that he didn’t like it so well, and he was crushed and sobered.

Dad would read articles from the papers, detailing the horrors happening in Russia—literally millions of people killed, especially the educated and enlightened ones; the most brutal tortures inflicted, such appalling acts that you couldn't even print them. Soon, they began applying their Communist theories to the women of the country, who were “nationalized” and turned into public property by official decree; the “commissars” were assaulting them en masse. Lenin was executing Trotsky, and Trotsky was imprisoning Lenin. It was a violent upheaval from the bottom of the social hierarchy, a savagery that we had hardly imagined existed in human nature. Bunny could now see the foolishness of that “idealism” he had been talking about, his notion of letting strikers have their way and handing industry over to the mob. Here was that concept put to the test, and how did he feel about it? Bunny had to admit that he didn’t like it very much, and he was left feeling crushed and sobered.

The problem came home to him, because he had to decide as to his own duty in this world crisis. This was his last year in school; then he would be old enough for the draft, and what was he going to do? He and his father talked it out in a solemn conference. Dad thought that he had responsibilities enough to entitle him to the help of one son; he didn’t think he would be a slacker if he were to get Mr. Carey to release Bunny for service in the oil industry. But Bunny insisted that he must go to the front; he even talked of quitting school at once and enlisting, as a number of other boys had done. They finally agreed to compromise, waiting till Bunny was through school, and then see how matters shaped up. But meantime Bunny owed this much to his country, as well as to himself—he should give more time to his studies, and less to playing about. If a young fellow really understood this world crisis, he would surely stick to whatever work he was doing, and not throw himself away in dissipations. Bunny flushed and let his eyes fall, and said he guessed that was true, and he’d do better in future.

The issue hit home for him because he had to figure out his own responsibilities during this global crisis. This was his final year in school; soon he would be old enough for the draft, and what was he going to do? He and his dad had a serious talk about it. Dad believed he had enough responsibilities that would justify having one son help him; he didn't think it would make Bunny a slacker if he got Mr. Carey to release him for service in the oil industry. But Bunny insisted he had to go to the front; he even considered quitting school right away and enlisting, like several other boys had done. They eventually agreed to compromise, deciding to wait until Bunny finished school and then reassess the situation. But in the meantime, Bunny owed it to his country and himself to focus more on his studies and less on wasting time. If a young man truly understood this global crisis, he would definitely stick to whatever he was doing and not waste himself on distractions. Bunny blushed, looked down, and said he guessed that was true, and he’d do better moving forward.

IX

He went to Eunice in his mood of high seriousness, to explain how the burden of the task of saving civilization had fallen upon their shoulders. She told him yes, she had been realizing it, she had just been getting a serious talk from her mother, who had explained that there was going to be a shortage of food and all kinds of materials, as a result of the war and the needs of our allies. The club-ladies had decided upon their duty—they would purchase only the most expensive kinds of food, so as to leave the lard and cabbage and potatoes for the poor; Mrs. Hoyt had given away all her clothing to the Salvation army, and spent a small fortune buying a complete outfit of the most costly things she could find. Eunice was of course quite willing to use only luxuries, but found it a little puzzling, because her Aunt Alice took just the opposite view, and had bought herself a lot of cheap things, in order to set an example to the working-classes. Which did Bunny think was right?

He went to Eunice feeling very serious, to explain how the responsibility of saving civilization had fallen on them. She told him that she understood, as she had just had a serious conversation with her mother, who explained that there would be a shortage of food and various supplies due to the war and the needs of our allies. The club ladies had decided on their mission—they would only buy the most expensive kinds of food, leaving the lard, cabbage, and potatoes for the less fortunate. Mrs. Hoyt had given away all her clothes to the Salvation Army and spent a small fortune on a complete outfit made up of the priciest items she could find. Eunice was definitely willing to use only luxury items, but found it a bit confusing because her Aunt Alice took the opposite approach and had bought a lot of cheap things to set an example for the working class. Which did Bunny think was right?

But this sober mood did not last long with Eunice. A couple of days later she was invited to a Belgian orphans’ ball, and when Bunny insisted that he had to study, she threatened to go with Billy Chalmers, the handsome captain of last year’s football team—there was no team this year. Bunny said all right, and so Eunice flaunted Billy in front of the whole school, and there were rumors that he was parking his car with her, and that Bunny’s nose was out of joint. This went on for a week or two, until Bunny’s heart-ache was more than he could stand. It was a Saturday night—and Dad had granted that it wouldn’t be wrong to go to one dance a week; so he phoned Eunice, and they “made it up” with tears and wild gusts of passion, and she declared that she had never really really loved anyone but her Bunny-bear, and how could he have been so wicked as to refuse to please her?

But Eunice’s serious mood didn’t last long. A couple of days later, she got invited to a Belgian orphans' ball, and when Bunny insisted that he needed to study, she threatened to go with Billy Chalmers, the handsome captain of last year’s football team—there’s no team this year. Bunny said fine, and so Eunice showed off Billy to the whole school, and there were rumors that he was parking his car with her, and that Bunny was feeling upset. This went on for a week or two until Bunny’s heartache became too much for him. It was a Saturday night—and Dad had said it would be okay to go to one dance a week; so he called Eunice, and they “made up” with tears and wild bursts of emotion, and she declared that she had never really loved anyone but her Bunny-bear, and how could he have been so cruel as to refuse to make her happy?

But then came Christmas, and the shrewd and persistent Dad arranged a series of temptations—a big turkey, and Ruth to cook it, and two new wells coming in, to say nothing of the quail calling over the hills at sunset. Bunny promised, and simply had to go; and Eunice had the most terrible of all her tantrums, she grabbed Bunny by the hair and pulled him about her mother’s drawing-room, with her mother standing helpless by; she vowed that Bunny was a four-flusher, and a wretch, and she would ring up Billy Chalmers, and they would go off on a joy-ride that very night, and not come back till the Christmas holidays were over and maybe not then.

But then Christmas arrived, and the clever and determined Dad set up a series of temptations—a big turkey with Ruth cooking it, and two new wells coming in, not to mention the quail calling over the hills at sunset. Bunny promised he would go, and Eunice threw a massive tantrum; she grabbed Bunny by the hair and dragged him around her mother’s drawing room, with her mom standing there helplessly. She insisted that Bunny was a phony and a jerk, and she would call Billy Chalmers so they could go on a joyride that very night, not coming back until the Christmas holidays were over, and maybe not even then.

Bunny went to Paradise, and studied the new wells, and the drawings for the new pipe-lines, and the “set-up” of the proposed refinery; he wandered over the hills with Dad and shot quail, and at night he lay in his lonely bed and writhed in misery. It seemed to him that he was turning into an old man—surely he would find all his hair grey in the morning! He was losing more sleep than if he had taken Eunice to the dances, and what was the sense of that? At school they were teaching him biology and nineteenth century English poets, and how was that going to help drive the Germans out of France? Eunice was so fragile, so beautiful, and she was going to be so unhappy! She was different from other girls, difficult to understand, and the next fellow would not be so good to her as Bunny had been! Also, the world that was trying to tear them apart was the same blind and stupid world that was killing millions of people; maybe Grandma was right after all, the whole thing was a chaos of cruelty, and it didn’t matter what you did, or which side won.

Bunny went to Paradise, studied the new wells, looked at the drawings for the new pipelines, and checked out the layout for the proposed refinery. He wandered over the hills with Dad, shooting quail, but at night he lay in his lonely bed, writhing in misery. It felt like he was turning into an old man — surely he would wake up to find all his hair gray! He was losing more sleep than if he had taken Eunice to the dances, and what was the point of that? At school, they were teaching him biology and 19th-century English poets, but how was that going to help drive the Germans out of France? Eunice was so delicate, so beautiful, and she was going to be so unhappy! She was different from other girls, hard to understand, and the next guy wouldn’t be as good to her as Bunny had been! Plus, the world that was trying to tear them apart was the same blind and stupid world that was killing millions of people; maybe Grandma was right all along — the whole thing was a chaos of cruelty, and it didn't matter what you did or which side won.

Then in the morning there would be Dad, and the day’s grinding of their tremendous big machine. Dad at least was dependable, Dad had something he was sure of. Also, he seemed to know all about Bunny without being told, he was gentle and sympathetic in a tactful way, not saying a word, but trying to entertain Bunny, and find things they could do together. Come to think of it, Dad had been through things like this himself! It would have been interesting to talk straight with him—only it would have embarrassed him so. Bunny thought of his “little Mamma,” whom he had not seen for more than a year; she had gone to New York, and Bunny suspected that Dad had increased her allowance on condition that she would stay there. Bunny wished that he might talk with her about Eunice, and get her opinion on the subject of exchangeable lovers.

Then in the morning, there would be Dad, and the day’s ongoing noise of their huge machine. Dad was at least reliable; he had something he could count on. Plus, he seemed to know everything about Bunny without needing to be told. He was gentle and understanding in a subtle way, not saying much, but trying to entertain Bunny and find things they could do together. Thinking back, Dad had gone through stuff like this himself! It would have been interesting to have a straightforward conversation with him—only it would have made him uncomfortable. Bunny thought of his “little Mamma,” whom he hadn’t seen in over a year; she had gone to New York, and Bunny suspected that Dad had raised her allowance on the condition that she would stay there. Bunny wished he could talk to her about Eunice and get her take on the idea of exchangeable lovers.

He stuck it out, and when he went back home, he did not go to see Eunice. Whenever he met her, his heart would give a jump that hurt, but he would turn the other way and walk a few miles to get over it. The news spread among the “Zulus” that the pair had broken for good, and several sprightly young ladies began making overtures to the young oil prince. But Bunny hardly saw them, his heart was dead within him, he told himself that he would never look at another girl. One of the nineteenth century poets was Byron, and in his romances Bunny found exactly the mood of aristocratic broken-heartedness to which he could respond. As for Eunice, she went on petting parties with her former football captain, and apparently managed to escape every one of the calamities which Bunny had feared for her.

He stuck it out, and when he got back home, he didn’t go to see Eunice. Whenever he ran into her, his heart would leap in a way that hurt, but he’d turn and walk a few miles to shake it off. The news spread among the “Zulus” that they had broken up for good, and several lively young women started making advances toward the young oil prince. But Bunny barely noticed them; his heart felt dead inside him, and he convinced himself he would never look at another girl. One of the 19th-century poets was Byron, and in his romances, Bunny found the exact mood of aristocratic heartbreak that he could relate to. As for Eunice, she continued going to parties with her former football captain and seemingly managed to avoid all the disasters Bunny had worried about for her.

CHAPTER IX
The Win

I

The first term of Bunny’s school ended in February, and he passed his examinations with reasonable success; then there was a brief holiday, and Dad produced a wonderful scheme. He could not help feeling a little uncomfortable, with the Watkins family living right there on the tract, and he taking millions of dollars out of the ground for which he had paid them thirty-seven hundred. Dad had an impulse to do something, yet he was afraid to do too much, for fear he might “spoil” them, giving them the notion he owed them more. What he proposed was a family excursion; he would take Bunny and Ruth and Meelie and Sadie in the big limousine, and hire an extra car for old Mr. Watkins and his wife, and drive to the cantonment where Paul was working, and pay him a visit and see the new army in the making. They would stay a couple of days at some hotel nearby, and see all the sights, including the revival meetings which Eli was holding in a huge tent near the encampment.

The first term of Bunny's school wrapped up in February, and he did pretty well on his exams. After that, there was a short break, and Dad came up with a great idea. He felt a bit uneasy having the Watkins family living right there on the land, while he was pulling millions of dollars out of the ground that he’d only paid them thirty-seven hundred for. Dad wanted to do something nice but was worried about overdoing it, fearing it might give them the impression he owed them more. What he suggested was a family trip; he would take Bunny, Ruth, Meelie, and Sadie in the big limousine, hire an extra car for old Mr. Watkins and his wife, and drive to the camp where Paul was stationed to visit him and check out the new army being formed. They would stay a couple of nights at a nearby hotel and see all the attractions, including the revival meetings Eli was holding in a huge tent close to the camp.

The girls of course were wild with happiness. It was the first time they had ever had a long automobile trip in the whole of their unsophisticated lives. Bunny spoke to Ruth, who spoke to her mother, who in turn spoke to her husband, and obtained his promise that he would do his best to persuade the Holy Spirit not to send them any revelations or inspire any rolling or talking in tongues until they had got to the camp-meeting. As a matter of fact, the Holy Spirit had recently declared, through Eli as prophet of the Third Revelation, that these inspirational gymnastics had served their purpose and were to be dropped. No reason was vouchsafed, but there were rumors that the well-to-do people who were backing Eli in his evangelical campaigns were opposed to the rolling, and did not regard the speech of the archangels as having any meaning for mortal ears. One of these disciples was an eminent judge, and another was a proprietor of chain grocery-stores; their wives had taken Eli in hand and rubbed off the rough spots and improved his grammar, explaining that because one said heathen, one did not necessarily say healen; also they had taught him where to get his clothes and how to hold a knife and fork, so that Eli was becoming a social success.

The girls were obviously overjoyed. It was the first time they'd ever been on a long car trip in their entire naive lives. Bunny talked to Ruth, who then spoke to her mom, who, in turn, asked her husband to promise that he would do his best to convince the Holy Spirit not to send them any revelations or inspire any rolling or speaking in tongues until they reached the camp-meeting. In fact, the Holy Spirit had recently announced, through Eli as the prophet of the Third Revelation, that these inspirational outbursts had served their purpose and should be discontinued. No explanation was given, but there were rumors that the wealthy supporters backing Eli in his evangelistic efforts were against the rolling and didn’t believe that the speech of archangels had any significance for ordinary people. One of these supporters was a prominent judge, and another owned a chain of grocery stores; their wives had taken Eli under their wing, smoothing out his rough edges and improving his grammar, explaining that just because one said "heathen" didn't mean one said "healen." They also showed him where to buy clothes and how to use a knife and fork, so Eli was becoming quite the social success.

It was almost like going to see the war: this tremendous city of canvas and corrugated iron and redwood siding which had arisen as if by Arabian Nights magic, swarming with eager young men in khaki, all of them as busy as ants—yet never too busy to take note of the presence of three good-looking girls in a row! You could go through this city at certain hours, if you got the proper permit, and see a bit of the drilling; at certain other hours Paul could get off, and while the old folks and the girls went to hear Eli, Dad and Bunny and Paul sat on the hotel veranda and talked about the state of the world.

It was almost like witnessing a war: this massive city of canvas, metal, and wooden siding that had sprung up as if by magic, filled with eager young men in khaki, all busy as ants—yet never too preoccupied to notice three attractive girls in a row! You could navigate through this city at certain times, if you had the right permit, and catch a glimpse of the drills; at other times, Paul could take a break, and while the older folks and the girls went to listen to Eli, Dad, Bunny, and Paul would sit on the hotel porch and discuss the state of the world.

The Russians had just concluded a peace with Germany, withdrawing entirely from the war, and giving up a lot of territory to the enemy. Dad discussed this event, and repeated his opinion of the treacherous “Bolshevikis.” Then Paul said how it seemed to him; Bunny saw that even here, with all the work he had to do, Paul had found time to read and to think his own thoughts. “Bunny,” he said, “do you remember our oil strike, and what we read about it in the papers? Suppose you had never been to Paradise, and didn’t know the strikers, but had got all your impressions from the Angel City newspapers! Well, that’s the way it seems to me about Russia; this is the biggest strike in history, and the strikers have won, and seized the oil wells. Some day maybe we’ll know what they’re doing, but it won’t be from newspaper stories made up by the allied diplomats and the exiled grand dukes.”

The Russians had just made peace with Germany, pulling out of the war completely and giving up a lot of land to the enemy. Dad talked about this event and repeated his thoughts on the treacherous “Bolsheviks.” Then Paul shared his perspective; Bunny noticed that despite all his work, Paul had found time to read and think for himself. “Bunny,” he said, “do you remember our oil strike and what we read about it in the papers? Imagine if you had never been to Paradise and didn’t know the strikers, but had only gotten your information from the Angel City newspapers! That’s how I feel about Russia; this is the biggest strike in history, and the strikers have won and taken the oil wells. Someday maybe we’ll understand what they’re doing, but it won’t be from newspaper stories created by the allied diplomats and the exiled grand dukes.”

That made Dad rather warm, because he had been reading this news for three or four months, and believing every word of it. He wanted to know if Paul didn’t believe there had been any killing of the rich classes in Russia. Paul said he didn’t doubt there had been some, because he had read about the French revolution. What you had to remember was the way the Russian people had been treated by their ruling classes, and the kind of government they were used to; you had to judge their revolution by their standards and not by ours. Paul smiled and added that it was a mistake for an American employer who had tried to give his men a square deal, to identify himself with those masters in Russia who had beaten their men with knouts, and turned them over to the Cossacks if they attempted any protest.

That made Dad feel pretty warm because he had been reading about this for three or four months and believed every word of it. He wanted to know if Paul didn’t think there had been any killings of the wealthy classes in Russia. Paul said he didn’t doubt there had been some, because he had read about the French Revolution. What you had to remember was how the Russian people had been treated by their ruling classes and the type of government they were used to; you had to judge their revolution by their standards, not by ours. Paul smiled and added that it was a mistake for an American employer who tried to treat his workers fairly to identify himself with those masters in Russia who had beaten their workers with whips and turned them over to the Cossacks if they tried to protest.

That pacified Dad a little, but he said the way it seemed to him, these Bolshevikis were jist so many German agents. He told about the train that had carried Lenin—Dad called him Lee-nyne—through Germany. But Paul asked whether he had watched the news that had come from the peace negotiations; the Germans had apparently been as much afraid of the Russians as we were. These Bolsheviks were fighting the ruling classes of both sides, and the Germans might find the peace they had made more dangerous to them than the fighting; the revolutionary propaganda might spread in their armies, and even to the Western front.

That calmed Dad down a bit, but he said it seemed to him that these Bolsheviks were just a bunch of German agents. He talked about the train that had transported Lenin—Dad called him Lee-nyne—through Germany. But Paul asked if he had seen the news coming from the peace negotiations; the Germans had apparently been just as scared of the Russians as we were. These Bolsheviks were battling the ruling classes on both sides, and the Germans might find the peace they had made more dangerous to them than the fighting; the revolutionary propaganda could spread in their armies and even reach the Western front.

There was no use expecting Dad to see anything so complicated as that. He declared that if the Russians had really wanted to help the cause of peace and justice, they should have stood by the allies until the Kaiser was put out of business. Then Paul asked whether Mr. Ross had read the secret treaties of the allies, and Dad was obliged to confess that he had never even heard of them. Paul explained how the Soviets, after demanding that the allies should make known their war aims, and having no attention paid to the request, had revealed to the world all the secret agreements which the allies had made with the Tsar, for dividing up the territories they meant to take from the Germans and Austrians and Turks. Paul declared that the text of these treaties, the most important news of the day, had been suppressed by the American newspapers. If we were going into this war blindfolded, to help Great Britain and France and Italy and Japan in their imperialist aims, then our people were being deceived, and some day they would have a bitter awakening.

There was no point in expecting Dad to understand anything that complicated. He insisted that if the Russians really wanted to support peace and justice, they should have stood by the allies until the Kaiser was out of the picture. Then Paul asked if Mr. Ross had read the secret treaties of the allies, and Dad had to admit he had never even heard of them. Paul explained how the Soviets, after asking the allies to disclose their war aims and being ignored, revealed to the world all the secret agreements the allies had made with the Tsar regarding the division of territories they planned to take from the Germans, Austrians, and Turks. Paul stated that the text of these treaties, which was the most important news of the day, had been hidden by American newspapers. If we were entering this war blindfolded to support Great Britain, France, Italy, and Japan in their imperialist goals, then our people were being misled, and someday they would face a harsh reality.

Dad’s answer to that was simple: Paul might rest assured, those secret treaties would turn out to be Bolshevik forgeries. Had not our government already given out a lot of documents it had obtained in Russia, proving the Bolshevik leaders to be German agents? Those were the true documents, and Paul would find it out some day, and be ashamed of having doubted our allies. How could he suppose that President Wilson would let us be jockeyed?

Dad’s response was straightforward: Paul could be certain that those secret treaties would end up being Bolshevik fakes. Hadn’t our government already released many documents obtained from Russia, showing that the Bolshevik leaders were actually German agents? Those were the real documents, and Paul would eventually realize this and feel ashamed for doubting our allies. How could he think that President Wilson would allow us to be manipulated?

Bunny sat, taking in every word of this discussion. It was puzzling, and hard to be sure about, but it seemed to him that Dad was right, what could a good American do, in war-time like this, but trust his government? Bunny was a little shocked to hear a man wearing the uniform of the army sit there and express doubts about his superiors, and he considered it his duty to get Paul off by himself, and tell him some of the things the four minute men had said in school, and try to inspire him with a more intense patriotism. But Paul only laughed, and patted Bunny on the back, saying that they got any quantity of propaganda here in the training-camp.

Bunny sat there, absorbing every word of the conversation. It was confusing and uncertain, but it seemed to him that Dad was right; what could a good American do in a time of war like this but trust his government? Bunny was a bit taken aback to hear a man in army uniform openly express doubts about his superiors. He felt it was his responsibility to take Paul aside and share some of the things the four-minute men had said at school, trying to spark a deeper sense of patriotism in him. But Paul just laughed and gave Bunny a pat on the back, saying they got plenty of propaganda at the training camp.

II

One evening they all went to hear Eli; in a great tent such as would hold a three ring circus, with thousands of cars parked in the fields about, and sawdust strewn in the aisles, and hundreds of wooden benches, crowded with soldier boys and ranchers and their wives and children. There was a platform with the evangelist, wearing a white robe with a golden star on his bosom, for all the world like some Persian magus; and there was a “silver band,” with trumpets and bass-tubas gleaming so that they put your eyes out. When those big blarers started a hymn of glory, and the audience started to rock and shout, “Praise the Lord!” the top of that tent would bulge up!

One evening, they all went to listen to Eli in a huge tent that could host a three-ring circus, with thousands of cars parked in the surrounding fields, sawdust scattered in the aisles, and hundreds of wooden benches packed with soldier boys, ranchers, their wives, and children. On the platform stood the evangelist, dressed in a white robe adorned with a golden star on his chest, looking like some Persian magician. There was a "silver band" with shining trumpets and bass tubas that practically blinded you. When those big instruments started playing a triumphant hymn and the audience began to sway and shout, “Praise the Lord!” the top of that tent would bulge up!

Eli preached against the Hun, telling how the Holy Spirit had revealed to him that the enemy was to be routed before the year was by, and promising eternal salvation to all who died in this cause of the Lord—provided, of course, that they had not rejected their chance to be saved by Eli. In the middle of the stage was a tank constructed, with steps descending into it, and the converts sitting in rows on the platform, garbed in white nighties; when that stage of the ceremonies arrived, Eli descended into the water himself, and grabbed his victims one by one by the backs of their necks, and in the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Ghost he swung them forward, souse! into the water. Thereby their sins were washed from the very last hair of their bodies, and if from the holy water they contracted any of those diseases which are the penalty of sins, even among military crusaders—well, all they had to do was to come back again and have themselves “healen” by the prophet of the Third Revelation.

Eli preached against the Huns, saying that the Holy Spirit had revealed to him that the enemy would be defeated before the year ended, and he promised eternal salvation to everyone who died for the Lord's cause—of course, as long as they hadn’t rejected their chance to be saved by Eli. In the center of the stage was a tank with steps leading down into it and the converts sitting in rows on the platform, dressed in white gowns; when that part of the ceremony arrived, Eli stepped into the water himself, grabbed each person by the back of their necks, and in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, he flung them forward, splash! into the water. This washed away their sins from every last strand of their bodies, and if they caught any of those diseases that are the consequence of sin—even among military crusaders—well, all they had to do was come back and have themselves "healen" by the prophet of the Third Revelation.

Next day the family drove home, and how much they had to gossip about on the way, and for weeks thereafter! Bunny was looking forward to living this camp-life the coming summer—except that, because of the preparation he was getting in school, and also because of Dad’s influence, he was to be in an officer’s training-camp. He was full of consecration, and working harder than ever at his duties.

The next day, the family drove home, and they had so much to talk about during the ride and for weeks afterward! Bunny was excited about experiencing camp life the following summer—except that, due to his school preparations and Dad’s influence, he would be in an officer’s training camp. He was fully committed and working harder than ever at his responsibilities.

Late in March began that long-dreaded onslaught on the Western front; one of those battles to which the world had grown accustomed, extending over a hundred miles of front, and lasting all day and all night for several weeks. Such a battle was not named from a town or a city, but from a province; this was the battle of Picardy. The German rush broke through the British line, and drove them back in rout for thirty or forty miles, and captured a hundred thousand men, and it seemed that Dad’s worst forebodings were to be realized.

Late in March, the long-dreaded attack on the Western Front began; one of those battles that the world had become used to, stretching over a hundred miles of front and lasting all day and all night for several weeks. This battle wasn't named after a town or a city, but after a province; it was the Battle of Picardy. The German advance broke through the British line and pushed them back in chaos for thirty or forty miles, capturing a hundred thousand men, and it felt like Dad's worst fears were about to come true.

But neither the Germans nor the allies knew that in an obscure village amid the fruit orchards of California a mighty prophet was exercising his magic on their behalf. It chanced that Eli Watkins read a news item from the front, declaring that the only thing which could save the British armies was rain; and forthwith he assembled his hosts of prayer, and all night long they rocked upon their knees and wrung their hands unto the Lord, invoking storms in Picardy; and the Lord heard them, and the floodgates of heaven were opened, and the rain descended, and the feet of the Huns were stuck fast, yea, and their chariot wheels also, and their mighty men at arms were drowned in mud; but on the side where the hosts of the Lord were battling there fell no rain, but the ground was clean, and reinforcements came up, and the British line was saved, and back amid the California orchards the hosannas of the faithful shook the blossoms off the prune-trees.

But neither the Germans nor the allies realized that in a small village among the fruit orchards of California, a powerful prophet was working his magic for them. It happened that Eli Watkins read a news article from the front, stating that the only thing that could save the British armies was rain; so he gathered his group of prayer warriors, and they spent all night on their knees, pleading with the Lord for storms in Picardy. The Lord heard them, and the floodgates of heaven opened up, bringing rain down, which got the Germans stuck in mud, along with their chariot wheels, while their mighty soldiers were drowned in it. But where the Lord's forces were fighting, no rain fell; the ground remained clear, reinforcements arrived, the British line was saved, and back in the California orchards, the praises of the faithful shook the blossoms off the prune trees.

III

Even amid such agonies and thrills, Bunny, being young, had his personal life. On his way home after drill he ran into Nina Goodrich, one of his class-mates, turning a corner in her car, clad in a bathing suit with a cape over it. Upon such little things do one’s life-destinies depend! She slowed up and called, “Come have a swim with me!” He hopped in, and she whisked him down to the beach in two minutes, and in five more he had hired a bathing suit and got into it, and the two of them were running a race along the sand.

Even with all the excitement and pain, Bunny, being young, had his own life. On his way home after practice, he bumped into Nina Goodrich, one of his classmates, turning a corner in her car, dressed in a bathing suit with a cape over it. It’s funny how our destinies hinge on little moments like this! She slowed down and called out, “Come swim with me!” He jumped in, and within two minutes, they were at the beach. Five minutes later, he had rented a bathing suit and changed into it, and they were both racing along the sand.

Nina Goodrich was one of those lavish Junos, of whom California brings to ripeness many thousands every year. Her limbs were strong trunks, and her hips were built for carrying a dozen babies, and her bosom for the nourishing of them. She had fair hair and a complexion that had not come out of a bottle, and her skin was bronzed by hours in the surf, in those fragile one-piece bathing suits the girls were wearing, which revealed considerably more than fifty percent of their natural charms. Never could a man who took himself a wife in Southern California complain that he did not know what he was getting!

Nina Goodrich was one of those glamorous women that California produces in large numbers every year. She had strong limbs and hips built for carrying multiple children, and a bosom meant for nursing them. Her hair was light, and her complexion was natural, not from a bottle, with skin tanned from spending hours in the ocean, dressed in those delicate one-piece bathing suits that showed off more than half of their natural beauty. Any man who chose a wife in Southern California could never claim he didn’t know what he was getting!

The two swam down the shore, a long way, not troubled by the chill of the water; they ran hand in hand on the beach, and as they went back to the bath-house, Nina said, “Come have supper with me, Bunny; I’m tired of home,” So Bunny slipped into his clothes, and she drove him back to her home, and while she changed he sat in the car and got up his next lesson in nineteenth century English poetry. The poet called attention to a chain of natural phenomena:

The two swam along the shore for quite a distance, unfazed by the cold water; they held hands while running on the beach, and as they walked back to the bathhouse, Nina said, “Come have dinner with me, Bunny; I'm sick of being at home.” So Bunny quickly put on his clothes, and she took him back to her place. While she changed, he sat in the car and worked on his next lesson in nineteenth-century English poetry. The poet highlighted a series of natural phenomena:

The sunlight clasps the earth

The sunlight embraces the earth

  And the moonbeams kiss the sea!

And the moonlight touches the sea!

What are all these kissings worth,

What are all these kisses worth,

  If thou kiss not me?

If you don’t kiss me?

They drove to a cafeteria, an invention where California fish and California fruits and California salads are spread out before the eyes in such profusion as to trouble a nineteen year old Juno already struggling to “reduce.” There was nothing so safe as celery, said Nina, it took both space and time; while she munched, they sat by the window, and watched the sun set over the purple ocean, and the slow fog steal in from the sea. Then they got into the car, and without saying a word she drove out of town and down the coast highway; one of her hands was in Bunny’s, and he, searching the caverns of his memory, remembered having heard Eunice mention that Nina had had a desperate affair with Barney Lee, who had enlisted a year ago, and was now in France.

They drove to a cafeteria, a place where California fish, California fruits, and California salads were laid out in such abundance that it overwhelmed a nineteen-year-old Juno who was already trying to “lose weight.” Nina said there was nothing safer than celery; it required both space and time. While she nibbled, they sat by the window and watched the sun set over the purple ocean as the slow fog rolled in from the sea. Then they got in the car, and without saying a word, she drove out of town and down the coast highway; one of her hands was in Bunny’s, and he, digging through his memories, recalled having heard Eunice mention that Nina had had a tumultuous affair with Barney Lee, who had enlisted a year ago and was now in France.

They stopped at a lonely place, and there was a rug in the car, and pretty soon they were sitting by the noisy surf, and Nina was snuggled close to Bunny and whispering, “Do you care for me the least little bit?” And when he answered that he did, she said, “Then why don’t you pet me?” And when he began to oblige her, he found his lips held in one of those long slow kisses which are sure-fire hits on the silver screen, but which the censors cut to a footage varying according to geography—00 in Japan up to 8,000 in Algeria and the Argentine.

They stopped at a quiet spot, and there was a rug in the car. Before long, they were sitting by the noisy waves, and Nina was cuddled up to Bunny, whispering, “Do you care for me at all?” When he replied that he did, she said, “Then why don’t you kiss me?” As he started to comply, he found himself caught in one of those long, slow kisses that are a guaranteed hit on screen, but that the censors trim to different lengths depending on the location—0 seconds in Japan up to 8,000 seconds in Algeria and Argentina.

It was evident that this nineteen year old Juno was his to do what he pleased with, there and then; and Bunny’s head had begun to swim in the familiar alarming way. He had never got the ache of Eunice out of his soul, and here at last was deliverance! But he hesitated, because he had sworn to himself that he would not get in for this again. Also from some of the English poets he had begun to hear about a different kind of love. He knew that he didn’t really love Nina Goodrich, she was all but a stranger to him; so he hesitated, and his kisses diminished in ardor, until she whispered, “What’s the matter, Bunny?”

It was clear that this nineteen-year-old Juno was his to do with as he wanted, right then and there; and Bunny’s head began to spin in that familiar, unsettling way. He had never shaken off the pain of Eunice from his heart, and here at last was a chance for freedom! But he hesitated because he had promised himself that he wouldn’t get involved in this again. Plus, he had started to hear from some English poets about a different kind of love. He knew he didn’t really love Nina Goodrich; she was practically a stranger to him. So he hesitated, and his kisses lost their intensity until she whispered, “What’s wrong, Bunny?”

He was rattled, but a sudden inspiration came to him. “Nina,” he said, “it doesn’t seem quite fair.”

He was shaken, but then a sudden idea struck him. “Nina,” he said, “that doesn’t seem really fair.”

“Why not?”

"Why not?"

“To Barney.”

“Cheers to Barney.”

He felt her wince as she lay in his arms. “But Barney is gone, dear.”

He felt her flinch as she lay in his arms. “But Barney is gone, sweetheart.”

“I know; but he’ll come back.”

“I know; but he’ll be back.”

“Yes, but that’s so far off; and I guess he’s got a girl in France by now.”

“Yes, but that's so far away; and I assume he has a girlfriend in France by now.”

“Maybe so, but you can’t be sure; and it don’t seem quite right that a fellow should go risk his life for his country, and somebody else steal his girl away while he’s gone.”

“Maybe, but you can’t be sure; and it doesn’t seem quite right that a guy should risk his life for his country, and someone else takes his girl while he’s away.”

So Bunny began to talk about the front, and what was happening there, and how soon the Americans would get in, and how he expected to go right after graduation, and about Paul and what he thought about Russia, and what Dad thought about Paul; and the young Juno continued to be in his arms, but with a more and more sisterly affection, until at last the fog began to chill even their young blood, and they got up to go, and the nineteen year old Juno put her arms about her escort and gave him an especially violent kiss, declaring, “Bunny, you’re a queer fellow, but I like you an awful lot!”

So Bunny started talking about the front lines, what was going on there, when the Americans would arrive, and how he planned to go right after graduation. He also mentioned Paul and what he thought about Russia, along with Dad's opinion on Paul. Meanwhile, young Juno remained in his arms, though her affection felt more sisterly as time went on. Eventually, the fog began to chill them, so they got up to leave. The nineteen-year-old Juno wrapped her arms around her escort and gave him a particularly passionate kiss, saying, “Bunny, you’re a weird guy, but I really like you a lot!”

IV

The Germans made another gigantic thrust at the British, and this time it was the Battle of Flanders. They captured a great stretch of the British lines, and if it had not been for a six day stand of laborers and chauffeurs and what not behind the lines, every man hiding in a hole and fighting for himself with any weapon he could pick up, the Germans would have taken the whole railway system in Flanders. A month or so later came another offensive, this time to the South, against the French, the battle of the Aisne and the Oise; it looked as if Paris was doomed, and people in America held their breath while they read the bulletins in the newspapers.

The Germans launched another massive attack on the British, this time in the Battle of Flanders. They seized a large section of the British lines, and if it hadn't been for the six-day stand of workers, drivers, and others behind the lines—everyone hiding in holes and fighting for their lives with whatever weapon they could grab—the Germans would have taken control of the entire railway system in Flanders. About a month later, there was another offensive, this time to the south against the French, during the battles of the Aisne and the Oise; it seemed like Paris was doomed, and people in America held their breath as they read the news bulletins.

In the midst of that battle, covering nearly two hundred miles of front, an epoch-making thing happened; the hard-pressed French commander put in the first of the newly-arrived American troops. These boys had had only a few months training, and the French didn’t think they would hold; but instead of giving way like the rest of the armies, they hit the German line and went forward a couple of miles over a three mile front. So more of them were rushed in, and a few days later came the battle of Belleau Wood, and all over America went a thrill of exultation. It was not national pride, but more than that, men felt—it was a victory of free institutions. When you ran over the lists of dead and wounded in these battles you found Horowitz and Schnierow and Samerjian and Samaniego, Constantinopulos and Toplitsky and Quong Ling; but they all fought alike, and it was a victory for that golden flood of eloquence that was being poured out from the White House.

In the middle of that battle, which stretched nearly two hundred miles, something significant happened; the stressed French commander brought in the first of the newly arrived American troops. These young soldiers had only a few months of training, and the French didn’t think they would hold up; but instead of collapsing like the other armies, they pushed against the German line and advanced a couple of miles over a three-mile front. So, more of them were quickly sent in, and a few days later, the battle of Belleau Wood took place, sending a wave of excitement across America. It wasn't just national pride; it was something deeper—people felt it was a victory for free institutions. When you looked over the lists of the dead and wounded in these battles, you found names like Horowitz, Schnierow, Samerjian, and Samaniego, Constantinopulos, Toplitsky, and Quong Ling; but they all fought together, and it was a win for that powerful message being delivered from the White House.

In the midst of these excitements came Bunny’s commencement time, and he had to make the great decision. He and his father had the most serious talk of their lives; Bunny had never seen the old man so deeply moved. What he said was, “Son, can’t you possibly see your way to stay and help me with this job?” What Bunny answered was, “Dad, if I didn’t get into the army, I’d never feel right the rest of my life.”

In the middle of all this excitement, Bunny’s graduation time arrived, and he had to make a big decision. He and his dad had the most serious conversation of their lives; Bunny had never seen his father so emotionally affected. His dad said, “Son, can’t you consider staying and helping me with this job?” Bunny replied, “Dad, if I don’t join the army, I’d never feel right for the rest of my life.”

Dad pointed out what it was going to mean to him personally. He was no longer able to carry this load alone. There had to be more and more wells, and every one was an added care. They simply had to have a big refinery, and that meant also, a chain of service stations, you could not count on government contracts forever. This Paradise tract was Bunny’s, but if he wanted to give it up, why then Dad would have to negotiate with some of the big people who had been sounding him out on the question of mergers. If Bunny went into the army there would be no use counting on him, because Dad was sure this war wasn’t half over. “Those that go now aren’t many of them coming back,” was the way he put it; there was a catch in his voice, and with a little bit more they would have had to pull out their pocket-handkerchiefs, which would have been equally embarrassing to both. All that Bunny could do was to repeat, “I’ve just got to go, Dad; I’ve just got to go.”

Dad highlighted what it was going to mean for him personally. He could no longer handle this burden on his own. There needed to be more and more wells, and each one was an added concern. They absolutely had to have a big refinery, which also meant a chain of service stations; they couldn’t rely on government contracts forever. This Paradise tract belonged to Bunny, but if he wanted to give it up, Dad would have to negotiate with some of the big players who had been reaching out to him about mergers. If Bunny went into the army, there would be no point in counting on him, because Dad was sure this war wasn’t even close to being over. “Those who go now aren’t many of them coming back,” he said, his voice catching a bit. With just a bit more emotion, they would have had to pull out their handkerchiefs, which would have been equally awkward for both of them. All Bunny could do was keep saying, “I’ve just got to go, Dad; I’ve just got to go.”

So Dad gave up, and a couple of weeks later Bunny got his notice to report to his training-camp. Aunt Emma spilled tears over him, while Grandma drew her withered old lips tight over her badly-fitting false teeth, and said it was a crime, and it ended her interest in life. Bertie made arrangements for a farewell party, and Dad reported that he had opened negotiations with Vernon Roscoe, the biggest independent oil operator on the coast, president of Flora-Mex and Mid-Central Pete, who had several times broached the project of a vast enterprise to be known as “Ross Consolidated.”

So Dad gave in, and a couple of weeks later Bunny got his notice to report to training camp. Aunt Emma cried for him, while Grandma tightened her thin lips over her poorly-fitting false teeth and said it was a crime, and it made her lose interest in life. Bertie planned a farewell party, and Dad mentioned that he had started talks with Vernon Roscoe, the biggest independent oil operator on the coast, president of Flora-Mex and Mid-Central Pete, who had brought up the idea of a huge project to be called "Ross Consolidated" several times.

V

They drove up to Paradise, to give Bunny a farewell look at things, and there they found that Paul was expected home for a furlough, preliminary to a journey across the Pacific Ocean. This war, Dad said, was like a fire in a “tank-farm,” you could never tell which way things would explode, or what would go next. Here was Paul, with the bunch of carpenters he directed, ordered onto a transport to be shipped—of all places in the world—to Vladivostok in Siberia!

They drove up to Paradise to give Bunny a final look at everything, and there they discovered that Paul was expected home for a break before heading on a trip across the Pacific Ocean. This war, Dad said, was like a fire in a “tank-farm”; you could never predict how things would blow up or what would happen next. Here was Paul, with the group of carpenters he supervised, ordered onto a transport to be shipped—of all places—to Vladivostok in Siberia!

It appeared that when the Bolsheviks took charge of Russia they found themselves with a great army of war prisoners, among them a hundred thousand Czecho-Slovaks. This was a new name—you looked it up in the encyclopedias and couldn’t find it, and had to have it explained to you that they were Bohemians, but this was a German word, and just as we had changed hamburger into liberty steak and sauerkraut into liberty cabbage, so the Bohemians became Czecho-Slovaks, which nobody knew how to spell when they heard it, or to pronounce when they saw it. The people of this race were revolting against Germany, and the Bolsheviks had agreed that their Czecho-Slovak prisoners would be shipped to Vladivostok, where the allies might take charge of them, and bring them to the fighting front if they saw fit. But on the way across Siberia the Czecho-Slovaks got to fighting with the Bolsheviks and the released German war prisoners, and had seized a great section of the railroad.

When the Bolsheviks took over Russia, they found themselves with a large number of war prisoners, including a hundred thousand Czecho-Slovaks. This was a new term—you looked it up in the encyclopedias and couldn’t find it, and had to be told that they were Bohemians, but that was a German word. Just like we changed hamburger to liberty steak and sauerkraut to liberty cabbage, the Bohemians became Czecho-Slovaks, which no one knew how to spell when they heard it or pronounce when they saw it. The people from this group were fighting against Germany, and the Bolsheviks agreed that their Czecho-Slovak prisoners would be sent to Vladivostok, where the allies might take charge of them and send them to the front lines if they wanted to. However, while traveling across Siberia, the Czecho-Slovaks started fighting with the Bolsheviks and the released German war prisoners, taking control of a large section of the railroad.

So now into this weird mix-up the allies were intervening. The newspapers explained the matter: the Bolshevik movement was an uprising of fanatics, imposed upon the Russian people by the guns of hired mercenaries, Chinese and Mongolians and Cossacks and escaped criminals and general riff-raff; it couldn’t last very long, a few weeks or months at the most, and what was needed was to supply a nucleus about which the decent Russians might rally. The allies were now undertaking to do that; American and Japanese troops were to help the Czecho-Slovaks in Siberia, and American and British troops were to organize the Russian refugees at Archangel in the far north. So here was Paul, going to build barracks and Y. M. C. A. huts along the famous Trans-Siberian railway, and see for himself those exciting events about which he had been debating with Dad. Bunny was going to a training-camp, and maybe when he got through they would send him to the same front—that was a case where he would let Dad use his influence! Bunny meant to work hard and rise in the service, and maybe he would have Paul and his carpenters under his command!

So now, in this strange situation, the allies were stepping in. The newspapers explained the situation: the Bolshevik movement was a rebellion of extremists, forced upon the Russian people by guns of hired mercenaries, Chinese and Mongolian troops, Cossacks, escaped criminals, and general troublemakers; it couldn’t last long, a few weeks or months at most, and what was needed was to create a core around which decent Russians could unite. The allies were working on that; American and Japanese troops were set to assist the Czecho-Slovaks in Siberia, while American and British troops would organize the Russian refugees in Archangel up north. So here was Paul, going to build barracks and Y.M.C.A. huts along the famous Trans-Siberian railway, and witness firsthand those exciting events he had been discussing with Dad. Bunny was heading to a training camp, and maybe when he was finished, they would send him to the same front—that was a situation where he planned to use Dad’s influence! Bunny intended to work hard and advance in the service, and maybe he would have Paul and his carpenters under his command!

They had a hard time keeping their spirits up, because of Ruth, who was utterly inconsolable. She would go about the place with tears running down her cheeks, and now and then would have to jump up and rush from the room. When the time came for Paul to say his last farewell, Ruth almost went out of her mind; she locked her arms about his neck, and he had to pull her fingers away. It was sad for a fellow, to be driven away with his sister lying in a faint in a chair. Old Mr. Watkins had to come up and take her home, and send up Sadie to do the housework for Dad. By golly, it made you realize about war!

They struggled to stay upbeat because of Ruth, who was completely heartbroken. She walked around with tears streaming down her face and would occasionally have to jump up and leave the room. When it was time for Paul to say his final goodbye, Ruth nearly lost it; she clung to his neck, and he had to pry her fingers off. It was tough for a guy to leave with his sister fainting in a chair. Old Mr. Watkins had to come and take her home and send Sadie over to help with the housework for Dad. Wow, it really made you think about war!

VI

Bunny went back to Beach City, to face a trial of the same sort. Grandma did not cry out or faint, she just went up to her studio-room and locked the door and did not appear, even for meals. When Bunny was ready to go, he went and knocked on the door, and Grandma let him into her laboratory of paints and oils and high art. Her face was drawn but grim, and only her withered red eyelids gave her away. “Little boy,” she said—he was still that to her, he would never grow up—“little boy, you are a victim of the old men’s crimes. That means nothing to you now, but remember it, and some day, long after I’m gone, you’ll understand.”

Bunny returned to Beach City to face a similar challenge. Grandma didn’t scream or faint; she just went up to her studio and locked the door, not coming out even for meals. When Bunny was ready to leave, he knocked on the door, and Grandma let him into her painting and art studio. Her face looked tense but serious, and only her wrinkled red eyelids betrayed her feelings. “Little boy,” she said—he would always be that to her, never grown up—“little boy, you’re a victim of the old men’s wrongdoings. That might not mean anything to you now, but remember it, and someday, long after I’m gone, you’ll understand.”

She kissed him without a sound, and he stole out, with tears running down his cheeks, and feeling somehow as if he himself were committing a crime. He felt still more that way when, a week later, he received a telegram saying that Grandmother Ross had been found dead in bed. He got a three day leave to come home and attend the funeral, and had to say his good-byes to the rest of the family all over again.

She kissed him silently, and he slipped away, tears streaming down his face, feeling as if he was doing something wrong. He felt even more that way when, a week later, he got a telegram saying that Grandmother Ross had been found dead in her bed. He was granted a three-day leave to come home and attend the funeral, and had to say goodbye to the rest of the family all over again.

The training-camp was located in the South, a place of blazing sunshine and vigorous perspiration. It was crowded with boys from every part of the state, mostly high school and college fellows, with a sprinkling of others who had got into the officer class by having military experience. The sons of grape-growers and orange and walnut and peach and prune growers, of cowmen and lumbermen, and business and professional men in the cities—Bunny wanted to know what they were like, and what they thought about life and love and the war. He drilled until his back ached, and he studied, much the same as at school; but he lived in a tent, and ate ravenously, and grew in all directions.

The training camp was in the South, where the sun blazed and everyone was sweating. It was packed with boys from all over the state, mostly high school and college students, with a few others who had made it into the officer class because of their military experience. The sons of grape, orange, walnut, peach, and prune growers, as well as cowboys, lumberjacks, and city business and professional men—Bunny wanted to learn what they were like and what their thoughts were on life, love, and the war. He drilled until his back hurt and studied just like he did in school; but he lived in a tent, ate like a beast, and grew in every possible way.

Now and then he would explore the country with a companion, but keeping himself out of the sex adventures that occupied most of the army’s free time. Here was a place where no bones were made about plain talk; your superiors took it for granted that when you went out of the camp you went to look for a woman, and they told you what to do when you came back, and had a treatment-station where you lined up with the other fellows and made jokes about where you had been and what it had cost you. Bunny knew enough to realize that the women in the neighborhood of this camp who were open to adventures must be pretty well debauched after a year, so he had little interest in their glances or the trim silk-stockinged ankles they displayed.

Now and then he would explore the area with a friend, but he steered clear of the sexual escapades that occupied most of the army’s free time. This was a place where people were straightforward; your superiors assumed that when you left the camp, you were out looking for a woman, and they told you what to do when you returned. There was a treatment station where you lined up with the other guys and joked about where you had been and what it had cost you. Bunny knew enough to realize that the women around this camp who were open to adventures must be pretty corrupted after a year, so he had little interest in their looks or the stylish silk-stockinged ankles they showed off.

He had made application for the artillery, but they assigned him to study “military transportation,” because of his knowledge of oil. He took this quite innocently, never realizing that Dad with his wide-spreading influence might have put in a word. Dad was quietly determined that Bunny was not going across the sea, no, not if this man’s war lasted another ten years. Bunny was going to be among those who had charge of the army’s supplies of gasoline and oil, seeing that the various products were up to standard and were efficiently and promptly shipped. Who could say—perhaps he might be among those who would have the job of working out contracts, and might be able now and then to put in a good word for Ross Consolidated!

He had applied for the artillery, but they assigned him to study “military transportation” because of his knowledge of oil. He took this quite innocently, never realizing that Dad, with his extensive connections, might have had a say in it. Dad was quietly determined that Bunny wasn’t going overseas, no way, not even if this war lasted another ten years. Bunny was going to be one of those responsible for the army’s gasoline and oil supplies, making sure the various products met standards and were shipped efficiently and on time. Who knows—maybe he’d even get to work on contracts and could throw some good words in for Ross Consolidated now and then!

VII

The new deal was going through, and Dad wrote long letters telling of the progress—letters which Bunny was to return when he had studied them, and not leave lying about in a tent. Also there were rumors in the papers, and then more detailed accounts, designed to prepare the public for the launching of a huge enterprise. Late in the summer Bunny got a furlough, and came home to get the latest news.

The new deal was moving forward, and Dad wrote long letters updating us on the progress—letters that Bunny was supposed to study and then return, not leave lying around in a tent. There were also rumors in the newspapers, followed by more detailed articles aimed at getting the public ready for the launch of a huge project. Late in the summer, Bunny got a break from duty and came home to get the latest news.

“Home” no longer meant Beach City; for Dad had only been waiting till Bunny had got through with school, and now he had moved to another house. It was a palace in the fashionable part of Angel City, which he had leased through a real estate agent for fifteen thousand a year. It was all pink stucco outside, with hedge plants trimmed to the shape of bells and balls like pawn-broker’s signs. It had a wide veranda with swings hanging by brass chains, and ferns planted in a row of huge sea shells, and big plate glass windows that did not come open. Inside was furniture of a style called “mission oak,” so heavy that you could hardly move it, but that was all right, because Dad didn’t want to move it, he would sit in any chair, wherever it happened to be, and the only place he expected comfort was in his den, where he had a huge old leather chair of his own, and a store of cigars and a map of the Paradise tract covering one whole wall. One thing more Dad had seen to, that Grandma’s biggest paintings were hung in the dining-room, including the scandalous one of the Germans with their steins! The rest of the old lady’s stuff, her easel and paints and a great stack of her lesser works, were boxed and stowed in the basement. Aunt Emma was now the mistress of the household, with Bertie as head critic when she was home.

“Home” no longer meant Beach City; Dad had just been waiting for Bunny to finish school, and now he had moved to a new house. It was a mansion in the trendy part of Angel City, which he had rented through a real estate agent for fifteen thousand a year. The exterior was all pink stucco, with hedge plants trimmed into shapes of bells and balls like signs from a pawn shop. It had a spacious veranda with swings hanging from brass chains, ferns planted in huge seashells, and large plate glass windows that couldn’t be opened. Inside, the furniture was in a style called “mission oak,” so heavy that you could barely move it, but that was fine because Dad didn’t want to move it; he would sit in any chair, wherever it happened to be, and the only place he expected to be comfortable was in his den, where he had a big old leather chair of his own, a stash of cigars, and a map of the Paradise tract covering one whole wall. One more thing Dad made sure of was that Grandma’s biggest paintings were hung in the dining room, including the scandalous one of the Germans with their steins! The rest of the old lady’s stuff, her easel and paints and a big stack of her lesser works, were boxed up and stored in the basement. Aunt Emma was now the head of the household, with Bertie as the main critic when she was around.

On the desk in Dad’s den was piled a stack of papers a foot high, relating to the new enterprise. He went over them one by one and explained the details. Ross Consolidated was going to be a seventy million dollar corporation, and Dad was to have ten millions in bonds and preferred stock, and another ten millions of common stock. Mr. Roscoe was to get the same for his Prospect Hill properties and those at Lobos River, and the various bankers were to get five millions for their financing of the project. The balance was to be a special class stock, twenty-five millions to be offered to the public, to finance the new development—one of the biggest refineries in the state, and storage tanks, and new pipe-lines, and a whole chain of service stations throughout Southern California. This stock was to be “non-voting,” a wonderful new scheme which Dad explained to Bunny; the public was to put up its money and get a share of the profits, but have nothing to say as to how the company was run. “We’ll have no bunch of boobs butting in on our affairs,” said Dad; “and nobody can raid us on the market and take away control.”

On the desk in Dad’s office was a huge stack of papers, about a foot high, related to the new venture. He went through them one by one and explained the details. Ross Consolidated was set to be a seventy million dollar corporation, and Dad was going to have ten million in bonds and preferred stock, as well as another ten million in common stock. Mr. Roscoe would get the same for his Prospect Hill properties and those at Lobos River, and the various bankers would receive five million for financing the project. The remaining amount was to be a special class of stock, twenty-five million to be offered to the public to fund the new development—one of the biggest refineries in the state, along with storage tanks, new pipelines, and a whole chain of service stations throughout Southern California. This stock was going to be "non-voting," a great new concept that Dad explained to Bunny; the public would invest their money and share in the profits but wouldn’t have a say in how the company was managed. “We won’t have some bunch of idiots interfering in our business,” Dad said; “and no one can swoop in on the market and take control away from us.”

A little farther on in the explanations, Bunny began to see the meaning of that perpetual and unbreakable hold which Dad and Mr. Roscoe were giving to themselves. In the prospectuses and advertisements of Ross Consolidated, the public would be told all about the vast oil resources in the Ross Junior tract at Paradise; but here it was being fixed up that Ross Consolidated was not to operate this tract, but to lease it to a special concern, the Ross Junior Operating Company, and nobody but Dad and Mr. Roscoe and the bankers were to have any stock in that! There was a whole series of such intricate devices, holding companies and leasing companies and separate issues of stock, and some of these things were to go into effect at once, and some later on, after the public had put up its money!

A little further along in the explanation, Bunny started to understand the meaning of the tight and unbreakable grip that Dad and Mr. Roscoe had on each other. In the brochures and ads for Ross Consolidated, the public would be informed about the huge oil reserves in the Ross Junior tract at Paradise; but here it was being arranged that Ross Consolidated wouldn't operate this tract, but would lease it to a special company, the Ross Junior Operating Company, and only Dad, Mr. Roscoe, and the bankers were going to hold any stock in that! There was a whole series of complicated schemes, holding companies, leasing companies, and separate stock issues, and some of these plans were set to go into effect immediately, while others would roll out later, after the public had invested its money!

When Bunny, the “little idealist,” began to make objections to this, he saw that he was hurting his father’s feelings. Dad said that was the regular way of big money deals, and my God, were they running a soup-kitchen? The public would get its share and more—that stock would go to two hundred in the first year, jist you watch and see! But it was Dad and his son who had done the hard work on the Paradise tract, and at Prospect Hill and Lobos River too; and the government wanted them to go on and do more such work, to drill a hundred new wells and help win the war, and how could they do it if they distributed the money around for people to throw away on jazz-parties? Jist look at those “war-babies,” and all the mad spending in New York! Dad was taking care of his money and using it wisely, in industry, where it belonged; he was perfectly sincere, and hard set as concrete, in his conviction that he was the one to whom the profits should come. He and Mr. Roscoe were two individuals who had fought the big companies and kept themselves afloat through all the storms; they were making an unbreakable combination this time, and they were going to get the jack out of it, just you bet!

When Bunny, the “little idealist,” started to raise objections to this, he realized he was upsetting his dad. Dad said that was the usual way of big money deals, and seriously, were they running a soup kitchen? The public would get their share and more—he bet that stock would hit two hundred in the first year, just wait and see! But it was Dad and his son who had put in the hard work on the Paradise tract, as well as at Prospect Hill and Lobos River; and the government wanted them to keep going and do more work, to drill a hundred new wells and help win the war. How could they do that if they handed out the money for people to waste on jazz parties? Just look at those “war babies,” and all the crazy spending in New York! Dad was managing his money and using it wisely, in the industry where it belonged; he was completely sincere, and as firm as concrete, in his belief that he was the one who should receive the profits. He and Mr. Roscoe were two people who had battled the big companies and stayed afloat through all the tough times; they were creating an unbreakable partnership this time, and they were going to profit from it, you can bet on that!

VIII

Meantime, the Germans had begun another offensive against the French, the most colossal yet; it was the second Battle of the Marne, and they called it their “Friedensturm,” because they meant to capture Paris and win their peace. But now there were large sectors held by the American troops, of whom there were a million in France, and three hundred thousand coming every month, with all their supplies, in spite of the submarines. These troops were fresh, while all the others were exhausted; and so where they stood, the line did not give way, and the great German offensive was blocked and brought to a standstill.

In the meantime, the Germans had launched another massive attack against the French, the largest yet; it was the second Battle of the Marne, and they referred to it as their “Friedensturm,” because they intended to capture Paris and secure their peace. However, there were large areas held by American troops, of which there were a million in France, with three hundred thousand arriving every month, along with all their supplies, despite the submarines. These troops were fresh, while all the others were worn out; and so in the places where they were positioned, the line held firm, and the significant German offensive was halted and brought to a stop.

Then, a week or two later, began an event that electrified the whole world; the allies began to advance! Attacking now here, now there, they gained ground, they routed the enemy out of intrenchments which had been years in building, and were counted impregnable. All that mighty Hindenburg line began to crumble; and behind it, the Siegfried line, and the Hunding line, and all the other mythological constructions. To people in America it was the breaking of the first sunrays through black storm clouds. The “Yanks” were wiping out the famous St. Mihiel salient, they were capturing the enemy by tens of thousands, and even more important, the machine guns and artillery which the Germans could not replace. All through the early fall this went on; until the young officers-to-be in Bunny’s training-camp began to fret because this man’s war was going to be over before they got to the scene.

Then, a week or two later, something happened that shocked the entire world; the allies started to make progress! Attacking here and there, they gained territory, pushing the enemy out of fortifications that had taken years to build and were considered unbeatable. The formidable Hindenburg line began to fall apart; behind it, the Siegfried line, the Hunding line, and all the other mythical defenses. For people in America, it was like the first rays of sunlight breaking through dark storm clouds. The “Yanks” were eliminating the famous St. Mihiel salient, capturing the enemy by the tens of thousands, and even more importantly, the machine guns and artillery that the Germans couldn’t replace. This continued throughout early fall; until the young officers-in-training at Bunny's camp started to worry that this man’s war would end before they got to the front lines.

But all this time, not one word from Paul! Bunny received agonized letters from Ruth, “Oh, what do you think can have happened to him? I write him every week to the address he gave, and I know he would answer if he was alive.” Bunny explained that it took six weeks for mail to go to Vladivostok and return; how much longer it took on the railroad no one could guess; and besides, there was a censorship, and many things might happen to letters in war-time. If Paul had been killed or wounded, the army would surely notify his parents; so no news was good news. There had been practically no fighting, as Ruth could see from the newspaper clippings which Bunny faithfully sent to her. The reports were scanty, but that was just because nothing much had happened; if there were any real fighting, or losses to the troops, the papers would get it, you might be sure.

But all this time, not a single word from Paul! Bunny received worried letters from Ruth, “Oh, what do you think could have happened to him? I write to him every week at the address he gave me, and I know he would respond if he were alive.” Bunny explained that it took six weeks for mail to travel to Vladivostok and back; no one could guess how much longer it took by train; and besides, there was censorship, so many things could happen to letters during wartime. If Paul had been killed or injured, the army would definitely inform his parents; so no news was good news. There had been practically no fighting, as Ruth could see from the newspaper clippings that Bunny dutifully sent her. The reports were sparse, but that was just because not much had happened; if there were any serious fighting or troop losses, you could be sure the papers would cover it.

In the month of July of this year of 1918, the American and Japanese troops had made a landing in Vladivostok, practically unopposed; they had spread along the Trans-Siberian railway, and were policing it, and in fact running it, all the way to Lake Baikal where they had met the Czecho-Slovaks. With the help of these intelligent men, the allies now controlled the country clean across to the Volga; the Bolsheviks had to keep back in the interior. Now and then the newspapers would report that admiral this or general that was setting up a stable Russian government, of course with the help of allied money and supplies. At the west end of the line it would be a Cossack ataman and at the east end a Chinese mandarin or Mongolian tuchun or other strange beast; thus new stretches of the earth’s surface were being delivered from the wickedness of Bolshevism. Somewhere amid these picturesque and exciting events Paul Watkins of Paradise, California, was building army barracks and “Y” huts; and some day he would come back with a wonderful story to tell! So Bunny wrote, bidding Ruth keep cheerful, and have faith in the benevolence of her old Uncle Sam.

In July of 1918, American and Japanese troops landed in Vladivostok with almost no resistance. They set up along the Trans-Siberian railway, patrolling and managing it all the way to Lake Baikal where they met the Czechoslovaks. With the help of these smart individuals, the allies gained control of the area all the way to the Volga, forcing the Bolsheviks to retreat into the interior. Every now and then, newspapers would report that some admiral or general was establishing a stable Russian government, of course with the support of allied money and resources. At the western end of the line, there would be a Cossack ataman, and at the eastern end, a Chinese mandarin or Mongolian tuchun or some other unusual figure; thus, new areas of the earth were being freed from the evils of Bolshevism. Somewhere amid these colorful and thrilling events, Paul Watkins from Paradise, California, was constructing army barracks and “Y” huts; and someday he would return with an incredible story to share! So Bunny wrote, encouraging Ruth to stay positive and have faith in the goodness of her old Uncle Sam.

IX

The nights were growing cold in Bunny’s cantonment, and from Europe the thrilling news continued to pour in, and spread across the front pages of the newspapers, six or eight editions every day. The allied advance was turning into a march, that long talked of march to Berlin! A march also to Vienna and to Sofia and to Constantinople—for everywhere the central powers were weakening, collapsing, surrendering. President Wilson issued his “fourteen points,” on the basis of which the Germans were invited to quit. There were rumors of negotiations—the German leaders were suggesting a truce! There were two or three days of suspense, and then the answer, there would be no truce, only a surrender; the march to Berlin was on!

The nights were getting colder in Bunny’s camp, and exciting news continued to come in from Europe, filling the front pages of newspapers with six or eight editions every day. The allied advance was turning into a march, that long-awaited march to Berlin! A march also to Vienna, Sofia, and Constantinople—because the central powers were weakening, collapsing, and surrendering everywhere. President Wilson announced his “fourteen points,” which the Germans were urged to accept. Rumors of negotiations circulated—the German leaders were proposing a truce! There were two or three days of tension, and then the verdict came: there would be no truce, only a surrender; the march to Berlin was on!

And then one day an amazing report; the enemy had capitulated, the surrender had been signed! As a matter of fact, it was a false alarm, due to the American custom of keeping one jump ahead of events. Each paper wants to beat the others, so they get everything ready in advance—speeches that have not yet been delivered, ceremonies that have not yet taken place. Some nervous reporter let his finger slip on the trigger, and the message came that set all America wild. Such a spectacle had never been witnessed since the world began; every noisemaking instrument conceivable was turned loose, and men, women and children turned out on the streets, and danced and sang and yelled until they were exhausted; pistols were shot off, and autos went flying by with tin-cans bouncing behind; newsboys and stock-brokers wept on one another’s shoulders, and elderly unapproachable bank-presidents danced the can-can with typists and telephone girls. A day or two later, when the real news came, they turned out to do it all over again, but never could recapture their first fine careless rapture.

And then one day there was unbelievable news; the enemy had surrendered, and the agreement was signed! However, it turned out to be a false alarm, caused by the American habit of staying one step ahead of events. Each newspaper wants to scoop the others, so they prepare everything in advance—speeches that haven’t been given yet, ceremonies that haven’t happened yet. Some anxious reporter accidentally hit send, and the message spread that drove all of America wild. Such a sight had never been seen before; every noise-making instrument imaginable was unleashed, and people of all ages flooded the streets, dancing and singing and shouting until they were worn out; guns went off, and cars zoomed by with tin cans clanging behind. Newsboys and stockbrokers wept on each other’s shoulders, and even stuffy old bank presidents danced the can-can with secretaries and telephone operators. A day or two later, when the actual news arrived, they came out to celebrate all over again, but they could never quite recapture that first carefree excitement.

After that, of course, the fun had gone out of military training; all the young officers-to-be wanted to get back home, to go to college or to take up their jobs, and all who had any influence quickly got furloughs that were understood to be elastic. Such a favor came to Bunny, out of the blue void where Dad wielded his mysterious power, and he went home to watch the movements of “Ross Consolidated,” which had been launched at an opening price of $108 per share for the “class B stock,” and completely sold out in two days, and was now quoted in the market at 147¾. They had made the stock of “no par value”—another new device which Vernon Roscoe’s fancy lawyers had recommended; there were certain taxes both state and federal which could be dodged by this method, and moreover there would never be need to issue “stock dividends” to conceal the amount of the profit. Mr. Roscoe was certainly a wizard when it came to finance, jist about the smartest feller Dad had met in the oil-game.

After that, of course, the fun was gone from military training; all the young officers were eager to get back home, go to college, or start their jobs, and anyone with connections quickly got flexible furloughs. Bunny received such a favor out of nowhere, thanks to Dad's mysterious influence, and he went home to keep an eye on the movements of “Ross Consolidated,” which had launched at an opening price of $108 per share for the “class B stock,” completely selling out in two days, and was now listed in the market at 147¾. They had made the stock “no par value”—another new trick recommended by Vernon Roscoe’s clever lawyers; this method allowed them to avoid certain state and federal taxes, and also meant there would never be a need to issue “stock dividends” to hide the amount of profit. Mr. Roscoe was definitely a genius in finance, probably the smartest guy Dad had met in the oil business.

It was a tremendous load taken off Dad’s shoulders, for now the enormous Roscoe machine would market the oil and collect the money. Dad’s job was new developments—the part of the game he really liked. He was a member of the board of directors of the new concern, and also a vice-president, at a salary of a hundred thousand a year, with charge of exploring and drilling; he would travel here and there and lay out the tracts and select the drilling sites, and see that every well was brought in properly, before turning it over to another executive, the superintendent of operation. It was Dad’s idea that Bunny should take a position under his father, to start with say six thousand a year, until everybody was satisfied that he knew the business; the two of them would have the time of their lives, driving all over Southern California and smelling out oil, jist like at Paradise! Bunny said that sounded good, but he’d want a little time to think it over and get used to the idea that he wasn’t going to Siberia or to France. Dad said all right, of course, he mustn’t jump into things in a hurry; but Bunny could see that he was a little pained because his son and namesake did not do that very thing!

It was a huge relief for Dad since the massive Roscoe machine would handle the marketing of the oil and collect the payments. Dad’s focus was on new developments—the part of his work he really enjoyed. He was on the board of directors for the new company and also a vice president, earning a salary of a hundred thousand a year, in charge of exploration and drilling. He would travel around to lay out the tracts and choose the drilling sites, ensuring that every well was properly brought in before handing it over to another executive, the operations superintendent. Dad thought it would be great for Bunny to start working under him, initially making about six thousand a year, until everyone was sure he knew the business. The two of them would have a blast driving all over Southern California and hunting for oil, just like back in Paradise! Bunny said that sounded good, but he wanted some time to think it over and adjust to the idea that he wasn’t heading to Siberia or France. Dad agreed, of course—he didn’t want Bunny to rush into things; but Bunny could see Dad was a bit hurt because his son and namesake didn’t do just that!

X

They went up to Paradise to see the developments; and one of the first developments they saw was Ruth, who had their lunch ready in the Rascum cabin. Bunny was shocked by her appearance; she looked ten years older than when he had seen her last, her face was pale, and her smile was forced. She had given up all pretense of feminine charm, her hair was drawn back tight and tied in a knot on top of her head, and her skirts came to her ankles, which was half a leg longer than the fashion. Ruth was just setting out to be an old maid, said Meelie, and all on account of grieving her heart out about Paul.

They went up to Paradise to check out the changes, and one of the first things they noticed was Ruth, who had their lunch ready in the Rascum cabin. Bunny was taken aback by her appearance; she looked ten years older than the last time he had seen her, her face was pale, and her smile seemed forced. She had completely given up on any feminine charm; her hair was pulled back tightly and tied in a knot on top of her head, and her skirts reached her ankles, which was half a leg longer than the trend. Meelie remarked that Ruth was on her way to becoming an old maid, all because she was heartbroken over Paul.

“Oh, I know he’s dead!” Ruth declared. “Just think, it’s been five months since he went away, and don’t you know Paul would have written me a lot of letters in that time?”

“Oh, I know he’s dead!” Ruth said. “Just think, it’s been five months since he left, and you’d think Paul would have written me a ton of letters by now!”

It did seem strange; and Dad thought a bit and said, “Yes, we’ve waited long enough, and now we’ll jist find out.”

It did seem strange; and Dad thought for a moment and said, “Yeah, we’ve waited long enough, and now we’ll just find out.”

“Oh, Mr. Ross, how do you mean?” cried Ruth, clasping her hands together.

“Oh, Mr. Ross, what do you mean?” cried Ruth, clasping her hands together.

“Well, we ain’t lost that army altogether in Siberia, and I guess there is some way to connect up with it.”

“Well, we haven't completely lost that army in Siberia, and I think there's a way to get in touch with it.”

Ruth had gone paler than ever. “Oh, I don’t know as I’d dare find out! If I should hear he was dead—if I was really to know it—”

Ruth had gone even paler. “Oh, I don’t know if I’d dare to find out! If I heard he was dead—if I really knew it—”

“Look here, child,” said Dad, “the troubles you imagine is always a lot worse than the real ones. I want to know about my boss-carpenter, and I’m jist a-goin’ to!”

“Listen here, kid,” Dad said, “the problems you think about are always a lot worse than the actual ones. I want to know about my boss-carpenter, and I’m going to!”

So Dad went to the telephone, and called the hay and feed-store of Mr. Jake Coffey in San Elido. “Hello, Jake. Yes, we’re all fine here, how’s your old man? Say, I understand you had the nominating—I fergit the feller’s name, but the congressman from this district. Well, I never asked him a favor, but I guess I got a right to one, seeing all I put up to elect him. Well, now, you send him a telegram and tell him to toddle over to the War Department and put in an inquiry about the whereabouts and health of Paul Watkins. You got a pencil there?”

So Dad went to the phone and called the hay and feed store of Mr. Jake Coffey in San Elido. “Hey, Jake. Yeah, we’re all good here, how’s your dad? I heard you had the nomination—I forget the guy’s name, but the congressman from this district. Well, I’ve never asked him for a favor, but I think I’m owed one, considering all I did to get him elected. So, go ahead and send him a telegram and ask him to swing by the War Department and check on the whereabouts and health of Paul Watkins. Do you have a pen handy?”

Dad turned to Ruth, “What is it now? Company B, Forty-seventh California Regiment, American Expeditionary Forces to Russia. I want the War Department to cable an inquiry and have the reply cabled; you wire the congressman twenty-five dollars to cover the cost, and if there’s anything left over he can keep the change. I’ll mail you my check today. You might explain, if you want to, a member of the family is ill, and it’s a matter of life and death to get some word at once. And I’ll be obliged, Jake, and if you need any gasoline for your car, jist drop round after we git this new refinery a-goin’. How’d you like that last dividend check from the company? Ha, ha, ha! Well, so long.”

Dad turned to Ruth, “What’s going on now? Company B, Forty-seventh California Regiment, American Expeditionary Forces to Russia. I need the War Department to send a cable inquiry and get the reply back by cable. You wire the congressman twenty-five dollars to cover the cost, and if there’s anything left over, he can keep the change. I’ll mail you my check today. You might want to explain that a family member is sick, and it’s urgent to get some news immediately. I’d appreciate it, Jake, and if you need any gas for your car, just stop by after we get this new refinery started up. How did you like that last dividend check from the company? Ha, ha, ha! Well, take care.”

For two days Ruth waited on tenter-hooks, holding her breath every time the phone rang; and at last there was the voice of Jake Coffey—Bunny answered, and he turned from the receiver right quick, saying, “Telegram from Congressman Leathers, the War Department reports that Paul is at Irkutsk and well.” Ruth gave a cry—she was standing by the dining table, and she grabbed at it and missed, and went swaying, and Bunny had to drop the receiver and catch her. And there she was, by golly, white and cold and senseless, they had to lay her out on the floor and sprinkle water on her face. And when she came to, all she could do was to cry and cry like a baby. Presently Bunny remembered the telephone receiver hanging, and went and apologized to Mr. Coffey and thanked him, and it was all Bunny could do to keep his own voice straight; the truth was, he and Dad had been more worried about Paul than they were willing to admit.

For two days, Ruth waited anxiously, holding her breath every time the phone rang. Finally, she heard Jake Coffey's voice when Bunny answered. He quickly turned away from the receiver, saying, “Telegram from Congressman Leathers, the War Department reports that Paul is in Irkutsk and doing well.” Ruth let out a cry—she was standing by the dining table, tried to grab it but missed, and started swaying. Bunny had to drop the receiver and catch her. There she was, pale and cold, unconscious; they had to lay her out on the floor and sprinkle water on her face. When she came to, all she could do was cry like a baby. After a moment, Bunny remembered the phone receiver was still hanging and went to apologize to Mr. Coffey and thank him. He struggled to keep his own voice steady; the truth was, he and Dad had been more worried about Paul than they wanted to admit.

After Ruth was able to sit up and smile, Dad said, “Irkutsk, where is that?” And the girl said at once, “It’s on Lake Baikal, in the middle of Siberia.” Said Dad, “Hello, where did you git your geography?” It turned out there was an old atlas among Paul’s books, and Ruth had the Siberia part clean by heart—the names of every station on the Trans-Siberian Railway—Omsk, Tomsk, Tobolsk—Dad thought it was funny, and made her say them off—by golly, if there had been a timetable attached, she’d have known when the night-freight was due at Vladivostok! She knew the physical geography of the country, the races which inhabited it, the flora and fauna and principal commercial interests, furs, lumber, wheat, dairy products.

After Ruth could sit up and smile, Dad asked, “Irkutsk, where is that?” The girl immediately replied, “It’s on Lake Baikal, in the middle of Siberia.” Dad responded, “Wow, where did you get your geography skills?” It turned out there was an old atlas among Paul’s books, and Ruth had memorized the Siberia section—the names of every station on the Trans-Siberian Railway—Omsk, Tomsk, Tobolsk. Dad thought it was hilarious and made her rattle them off—if there had been a timetable attached, she’d have known when the night freight was due at Vladivostok! She knew the physical geography of the country, the different groups of people living there, the plants and animals, and the main commercial resources, like furs, lumber, wheat, and dairy products.

The only trouble was, her information was twenty years out of date! So now, what was she going to do but take the stage to Roseville that afternoon, and in the library she would find a big new atlas, and maybe some books on the subject. Bunny said he’d drive her; so he did, and they found an atlas with a picture of Irkutsk, a public square with some buildings, churches or mosques or whatever they were called, with round domes going up to a point on top; there was snow on the ground, and sledges with big high harness up over the horses’ necks. It was dreadful cold there, Ruth said, Paul wasn’t used to such weather; but Bunny laughed and told her not to worry about that, Paul would have plenty to wear, this was the best taken care of army in history, and so long as they had the railroad open, nobody would suffer.

The only problem was that her information was twenty years out of date! So now, what was she going to do but take the bus to Roseville that afternoon? In the library, she would find a big new atlas and maybe some books on the topic. Bunny said he’d drive her, so he did, and they found an atlas with a picture of Irkutsk, a public square with some buildings, churches or mosques or whatever they were called, with round domes rising to a point on top; there was snow on the ground, and sleds with big high harnesses over the horses’ necks. It was freezing cold there, Ruth said; Paul wasn’t used to such weather. But Bunny laughed and told her not to worry about that—Paul would have plenty to wear. This was the best cared-for army in history, and as long as they had the railroad open, nobody would suffer.

But that was not enough for Ruth, what she wanted was for Paul to come home. Surely, now that the war was over, he ought to be on the way! But Bunny said she’d have to make up her mind to wait, because an armistice wasn’t the same as a peace, there was a lot of negotiating to be done, and the army would sit tight meantime. But when peace was declared, then surely Paul would come back, because we certainly weren’t going on running the Trans-Siberian Railway after the war was over. Bunny said that with a laugh, meaning it to be funny, and Ruth smiled, because it sounded funny to her; so innocent they were of the intricacies of world diplomacy, these two babes in the California woods!

But that wasn't enough for Ruth; what she wanted was for Paul to come home. Now that the war was over, he should be on his way! But Bunny said she’d have to get used to waiting, because an armistice wasn't the same as peace; there was a lot of negotiating to be done, and the army would hold tight in the meantime. But when peace was finally declared, Paul would surely come back, since we definitely weren't going to keep running the Trans-Siberian Railway after the war ended. Bunny said that with a laugh, thinking it was funny, and Ruth smiled because it did sound funny to her; they were so unaware of the complexities of world diplomacy, these two kids in the California woods!

XI

Bunny spent a week hunting quail with Dad, or wandering over the hills by himself, thinking things over. At last he sat down to have it out. “Dad, I’m afraid you’re going to be disappointed in me, but this is the truth—I want to go to college.”

Bunny spent a week hunting quail with Dad or exploring the hills on his own, deep in thought. Finally, he sat down to have a serious conversation. “Dad, I’m worried you’re going to be disappointed in me, but I have to be honest—I want to go to college.”

“College! Gosh, son, what’s that for?” There was a look of amazement on Dad’s face; but he was an old hypocrite, he had known perfectly well that Bunny was thinking about college, and he had thought about it a lot himself.

“College! Wow, son, what’s that all about?” There was an expression of surprise on Dad’s face; but he was a real hypocrite, he had known all along that Bunny was considering college, and he had thought about it a lot himself.

“I just don’t feel I’ve got enough education, Dad.”

“I just don’t feel like I have enough education, Dad.”

“What is it you want to know?”

“What do you want to know?”

“Well, that’s something you can’t say; you don’t know just what you’ll get till you’ve got it. But I have a feeling, I want to know more about things.”

“Well, that’s something you can’t really say; you don’t know exactly what you’ll get until you have it. But I have a feeling; I want to learn more about things.”

Dad looked forlorn—pitifully, but quite innocently and unintentionally. “It means you jist ain’t interested in oil.”

Dad looked really sad—pathetically, but completely innocently and without intending to. “It just means you’re not interested in oil.”

“Well, no, Dad, that’s not quite fair. I can study for a while and then come back to the business.”

“Well, no, Dad, that’s not really fair. I can study for a bit and then come back to work.”

But Dad knew better than that. “No, son, if you go to college, you’ll get so high up above us oil fellers, you won’t know we’re here. If you mean to be an oil man, the thing to study is oil.”

But Dad knew better than that. “No, son, if you go to college, you’ll get so far above us oil guys that you won't even realize we're here. If you want to be an oil man, the best thing to study is oil.”

“Well, Dad, the truth is, I’m really too young to know what I want to be. If I wanted to do something else, surely we’ve got money enough—”

“Well, Dad, the truth is, I’m really too young to know what I want to be. If I wanted to do something else, we definitely have enough money—”

“It’s not the money, son, it’s the job. You know how I feel—I like to have you with me—”

“It’s not about the money, son, it’s about the job. You know how I feel—I like having you with me—”

“I don’t mean to go away,” Bunny hastened to put in. “There’s plenty of colleges around here, and I can live at home. And we can come up for week-ends and holidays, the same as always. I’m not going to lose my interest in Paradise, Dad, but I really won’t be happy to buckle down to business until I’ve had a chance to learn more.”

“I don’t mean to leave,” Bunny quickly added. “There are plenty of colleges nearby, and I can live at home. We can still visit on weekends and holidays, just like always. I’m not going to lose my interest in Paradise, Dad, but I really won’t be happy getting serious about work until I’ve had a chance to learn more.”

Dad had to give way to that. There was that curious war in his own mind, a mingling of respect for knowledge, of awe in the presence of cultured people, along with fear of “notions” that Bunny might get, strange flights of “idealism” that would make him unfit to be the heir and custodian of twenty million dollars worth of Ross Consolidated!

Dad had to accept that. There was that odd conflict in his own mind, a mix of respect for knowledge, of being impressed by cultured people, along with fear of the “ideas” that Bunny might pick up, strange bursts of “idealism” that could make him unfit to be the heir and guardian of twenty million dollars worth of Ross Consolidated!

CHAPTER X
THE UNIVERSITY

I

Southern Pacific University had been launched by a California land baron as a Methodist Sunday-school; its professors were all required to be Methodists, and it featured scores of religious courses. It had grown enormous upon the money of an oil king who had bribed half a dozen successive governments in Mexico and the United States, and being therefore in doubt as to the safety of his soul gave large sums to professional soul-savers. Apparently uncertain which group had the right “dope,” he gave equally to both Catholics and Protestants, and they used the money to denounce and undermine each other.

Southern Pacific University was started by a California landowner as a Methodist Sunday school; all professors had to be Methodists, and it offered many religious courses. It became huge thanks to the wealth of an oil magnate who had bribed several governments in Mexico and the United States, and feeling uncertain about the state of his soul, he donated generously to professional spiritual advisors. Unsure which group had the correct beliefs, he contributed to both Catholics and Protestants, and they used the funds to criticize and undermine each other.

If Dad had known that his son was to be educated by the donations of Pete O’Reilly, he would have been at once amused and reassured. Not knowing about it, he paid a visit to the place, to see at least the outside of Bunny’s future environment. The university had started far out in the suburbs of Angel City, but now the community had grown around it—which meant another large endowment, contributed by all the rent-payers of the city. Its buildings were elaborate, which impressed Dad; the fact that they were crowded with five thousand young men and women impressed him still more, for when Dad saw a great number of people doing the same thing, he concluded it was something normal and safe.

If Dad had known that Pete O’Reilly’s donations were going to pay for his son’s education, he would have felt both amused and reassured. Since he didn’t know, he visited to at least check out Bunny’s future surroundings. The university had started far out in the suburbs of Angel City, but now the community had developed around it, which meant another large endowment contributed by all the city’s renters. The buildings were impressive, which caught Dad’s attention; even more so was the fact that they were filled with five thousand young men and women. When Dad saw a large group of people doing the same thing, he figured it was something normal and safe.

Still more reassuring was his meeting with President Alonzo T. Cowper, D.D., Ph.D., LL.D. For Dr. Cowper was in the business of interviewing dads; he had been selected by his millionaire trustees because of his skill in interviewing trustees. Dr. Cowper knew how a scholar could be at the same time dignified and deferential. Our Dad, being thoroughly money-conscious, read the doctor’s mind as completely as if he had been inside it: if this founder of Ross Consolidated is pleased with the education his son receives, he may some day donate a building for teaching oil chemistry, or at least endow a chair of research in oil geology. And that seemed to Dad exactly the proper attitude for a clergyman-educator to take; everybody in the world was in the business of getting money, and this was a very high-toned way.

Even more comforting was his meeting with President Alonzo T. Cowper, D.D., Ph.D., LL.D. Dr. Cowper specialized in interviewing fathers; he had been chosen by his wealthy trustees because of his talent in handling these discussions. Dr. Cowper understood how a scholar could maintain both dignity and respect. Our Dad, being very money-focused, understood what the doctor was thinking as clearly as if he were inside his head: if this founder of Ross Consolidated is happy with the education his son is getting, he might eventually contribute a building for teaching oil chemistry, or at least fund a research chair in oil geology. And that seemed to Dad to be the perfect mindset for a clergyman-educator to adopt; everyone in the world was focused on making money, and this was a very noble approach.

Both Dad and Bunny took the university with the seriousness it expected. Neither of them doubted that money which had been gained by subsidizing political parties, and bribing legislators and executive officials and judges and juries—that such money could be turned at once into the highest type of culture, wholesale, by executive order. Bunny plunged into the excitements of courses and credits, he raced from English 5A to Spanish 2, and from there to Sociology 7 and Modern History 14, and accumulated a stack of textbooks, and listened to lectures, and wrote notes, and stowed in his mind a mass of dates and other details.

Both Dad and Bunny approached university with the seriousness it required. Neither of them doubted that money made by funding political parties, bribing legislators, executive officials, judges, and juries—that such money could instantly be transformed into top-tier culture through executive order. Bunny dove into the thrill of courses and credits, rushing from English 5A to Spanish 2, then to Sociology 7 and Modern History 14, gathering a pile of textbooks, attending lectures, taking notes, and cramming his mind with an abundance of dates and other details.

It took him a long time to realize that the “English” was cruelly dull, and that the young man who taught it was bored to tears by what he was doing; that the “Spanish” had a French accent, and that the professor was secretly patronizing bootleggers to console himself for having to live in what he considered a land of barbarians; that the “Sociology” was an elaborate structure of classifications, wholly artificial, devised by learned gentlemen in search of something to be learned about; and that the Modern History was taught from textbooks which had undergone the scrutiny of thousands of sharp eyes, in order to spare the sensibilities of Mr. Pete O’Reilly, and avoid giving to any student the slightest hint concerning the forces which control the modern world.

It took him a long time to realize that the “English” class was painfully boring, and that the young guy teaching it was completely fed up with what he was doing; that the “Spanish” had a French accent, and that the professor was secretly supporting bootleggers to cope with living in what he thought was a land of uncivilized people; that the “Sociology” was an elaborate system of classifications, completely made up, created by educated guys looking for something to study; and that the Modern History was taught from textbooks that had been examined by thousands of critical eyes, to protect the feelings of Mr. Pete O’Reilly, and to prevent giving any student even the slightest hint about the forces shaping the modern world.

II

With equal seriousness Bunny took the social life of this enormous institution. It was the far-off wonderful goal to which all high school students had looked; a few lucky ones had got there, and he was among them. His sister’s chum had a brother who was a senior, and belonged to the best possible fraternity; so the word was spoken, and Bunny was snapped up. They were a fast, free-spending crowd, aggressive, self-confident, slangy, voluble over the prospects of this year’s track team. Bunny was a runner, so they had a reason for welcoming him that was more presentable than his old man’s oil.

With the same seriousness, Bunny took the social life of this huge institution. It was the distant, amazing goal that all high school students aspired to; a few lucky ones made it there, and he was one of them. His sister’s friend had a brother who was a senior and belonged to the best fraternity, so the word was put out, and Bunny was quickly picked up. They were a wild, free-spending group—confident, outspoken, and chatting excitedly about this year’s track team. Bunny was a runner, so they had a more impressive reason for welcoming him than just his dad’s oil business.

Like all Western universities, Southern Pacific was co-educational; so Bunny was exposed to the impact of a mass of femininity, the distilled and concentrated essence of allurement. Such swarms of graceful figures, trim ankles, dimpled white and brown arms, costumes the color of Brazilian butterflies; a kaleidescope of smiles and flashing eyes, a perpetual zephyr of soft scents, blown from lilac-bushes and jasmine vines and miles upon miles of California orange and lemon-orchards. Something was bound to happen to a young idealist in such an environment—especially when he had just spent the summer in a training-camp for men only!

Like all Western universities, Southern Pacific was co-ed; so Bunny was surrounded by a wave of femininity, the pure and intense essence of attraction. There were so many graceful figures, neat ankles, dimpled white and brown arms, outfits in the colors of Brazilian butterflies; a kaleidoscope of smiles and sparkling eyes, a constant breeze of soft scents, wafting from lilac bushes and jasmine vines and miles and miles of California orange and lemon orchards. Something was bound to happen to a young idealist in such an environment—especially after he had just spent the summer in a training camp for men only!

Not all these bundles of feminine charm were accustomed to follow the market reports upon Ross Consolidated; yet somehow they managed to learn about the discoverer and heir-apparent of the Paradise oil field. Many sets of quick wits were concentrated upon him, he was invited to scores of dances and hundreds of fudge parties and thousands of motor-rides. Then a strange rumor spread; here was an unimaginable phenomenon, a young millionaire who would not “pet”! One by one the champion spell-weavers of Southern Pacific wove in vain; before long there were odds posted, and quite a trade in bets as to who would be the first girl that Bunny Ross would kiss! Researches were conducted in the Beach City High School, and word came that the young oil prince carried in his bosom a broken heart; which, of course, made him a romantic figure, and added enormously to his prestige.

Not all of these bundles of feminine charm were used to checking the market reports on Ross Consolidated; yet somehow they found out about the discoverer and potential heir of the Paradise oil field. Many sharp minds focused on him, leading to invitations to countless dances, hundreds of fudge parties, and thousands of car rides. Then an unusual rumor started spreading; here was a truly surprising phenomenon, a young millionaire who wouldn’t “pet”! One by one, the top charmers of Southern Pacific tried in vain; soon enough, odds were posted and a betting market opened up on who would be the first girl Bunny Ross would kiss! Investigations were conducted at Beach City High School, and it was reported that the young oil prince carried a broken heart; which, of course, made him a romantic figure and greatly increased his appeal.

These things go by contraries, and the girl who landed Bunny did so because she did not try. The family of Henrietta Ashleigh had had money for generations, and so could afford to look down upon it, and all those who sought it. This was the way to impress Bunny, who was aware that his money was painfully new. Never would he attain to the aggressive self-assurance of his sister; he was looking for something better than himself, and for a while he found it in the Ashleighs, with their perfect manners and well trained servants and mansion full of the debris of culture.

These things happen in opposite ways, and the girl who caught Bunny did so because she didn't try. The Ashleigh family had been wealthy for generations, so they could afford to look down on money and everyone who chased it. This was how to impress Bunny, who knew his wealth was still quite recent. He would never have the bold confidence of his sister; he was searching for something greater than himself, and for a while, he found that in the Ashleighs, with their impeccable manners, well-trained servants, and mansion filled with remnants of culture.

Henrietta was tall and slender, gentle, soft of voice, and reserved to the point of primness. Her mother had just died, and for a year she wore black, which of course was very conspicuous. She was high church Episcopal, and on Sunday mornings wore long kid gloves and carried a little prayer-book and hymnal joined together, bound in black leather with a gold border. She took Bunny to church and he learned that one does not have to take ancient Hebrew mythology with vulgar literalness, but may have its symbolic meaning explained by a white-haired old gentleman with a trace of English accent.

Henrietta was tall and slender, gentle, soft-spoken, and so reserved that it bordered on being overly proper. Her mother had just passed away, and for a year she wore black, which was, of course, very noticeable. She was a high church Episcopalian, and on Sunday mornings, she wore long kid gloves and carried a small prayer book and hymnal combined, bound in black leather with a gold border. She took Bunny to church, where he learned that one doesn’t need to interpret ancient Hebrew mythology literally, but can instead have its symbolic meanings explained by a gray-haired old gentleman with a hint of an English accent.

What Henrietta meant to Bunny was a refuge from the anguish and tumult of illegitimate desire. He fled to her as to a saint, a madonna alive and visible upon a college campus. She was so far above the glaring crudeness of the smart set; she did not use paint nor powder—nothing so common as perspiration would presume to appear on her delicately chiseled nose. You might dream of kissing her, but it would remain a dream; she would call you “Mr. Ross” during the first six months of your acquaintance, and after that she would call you “Arnold,” finding it dignified, perhaps because of Matthew. So long as you knew and truly appreciated her, you would make the highest grades in class, and, as the little black and gold prayer-book phrased it, “honour and obey the civil authority, and submit yourself to all your governors, teachers, spiritual pastors and masters.”

What Henrietta meant to Bunny was a safe haven from the pain and chaos of forbidden desire. He turned to her like she was a saint, a living madonna right on campus. She was so far removed from the glaring crudeness of the social elite; she didn’t wear makeup—nothing as common as sweat would dare to show on her finely shaped nose. You might dream of kissing her, but it would stay just that—a dream; she would call you “Mr. Ross” for the first six months of your acquaintance, and after that, she would switch to “Arnold,” considering it dignified, maybe because of Matthew. As long as you truly understood and appreciated her, you would ace your classes, and, as the little black and gold prayer book put it, “honour and obey the civil authority, and submit yourself to all your governors, teachers, spiritual pastors and masters.”

III

Bunny went up to Paradise for his Christmas holidays, and there was the first word from Paul; a plain card, bearing the stamp of the American Expeditionary Force, but no place; no picture post-card with “Scenes in Irkutsk” or “Camel-sleigh on the Volga,” or anything like that! “Dear Ruth,” it said: “Just a line to let you know that I am well and everything is all right. I have received three letters from you. Please write often. We are busy and I am having an interesting time. Give my love to all the family and to Bunny and Mr. Ross. Affectionately, Paul.”

Bunny went up to Paradise for his Christmas holidays, and he received the first word from Paul; a simple card with the stamp of the American Expeditionary Force, but no location; no picture postcard with “Scenes in Irkutsk” or “Camel-sleigh on the Volga,” or anything like that! “Dear Ruth,” it said: “Just a line to let you know that I’m well and everything is okay. I’ve received three letters from you. Please write often. We’re busy and I’m having an interesting time. Send my love to everyone in the family, Bunny, and Mr. Ross. Love, Paul.”

Ruth had had this treasure for several days, and there was no telling how many times she had read it, and studied every mark on both sides. It seemed to Bunny a cold and unsatisfactory note, but he did not say so to Ruth; he asked Dad about it, and Dad said there would necessarily be a great deal of censoring of soldier’s mail, and Paul had probably written this bare message to make sure it got through. Why did there have to be so much censoring? Bunny asked; and Dad answered that these were ticklish times, and the army had to protect itself against enemy propaganda.

Ruth had this treasure for several days, and there was no telling how many times she had read it, studying every mark on both sides. To Bunny, it felt like a cold and unsatisfying note, but he didn’t mention that to Ruth; instead, he asked Dad about it. Dad explained that there would be a lot of censorship of soldiers' mail, and Paul probably wrote this brief message to ensure it got through. Bunny wondered why there had to be so much censorship, and Dad replied that these were sensitive times, and the army had to protect itself from enemy propaganda.

Dad had been reading a magazine article which explained what was happening in the world. The German and Austrian empires had come down with a crash, and that was a great triumph for democracy. But now the friends of democracy had a second big job to do, which was to crush the wild beast of Bolshevism. They were starving it by a blockade on every front, and wherever the well-behaved and respectable Russians had set up a government on the borders, the allies were helping them with money and supplies. General Denikin had taken possession of south Russia; on the west a lot of new states had been set up; on the north, at Archangel, an anti-Bolshevik group was making headway under British and American protection. As to Siberia, there had been a Socialist government, holding over from the Kerensky days; but these Socialists were a lot of talkers, and now they had been kicked out and replaced by a real fighting man, Admiral Kolchak, who had once commanded the Tsar’s fleet. It was this he-admiral the allies were backing to run Siberia, and our troops were there to keep the railroad open for him. Of course the Bolsheviks, and their sympathizers in this country, were making a fuss about it, and telling all the lies they could; that was why we had to have a censorship, said Dad.

Dad had been reading a magazine article that explained what was happening in the world. The German and Austrian empires had collapsed, which was a huge win for democracy. But now, the supporters of democracy had a second major task: to defeat the wild beast of Bolshevism. They were starving it with blockades all around, and wherever the respectable Russians had established a government on the borders, the allies were supporting them with money and supplies. General Denikin had taken control of southern Russia; to the west, several new states had been formed; to the north, in Archangel, an anti-Bolshevik group was making progress under British and American protection. As for Siberia, there had been a Socialist government left over from the Kerensky era, but these Socialists were mostly just talk, and they had now been ousted and replaced by a real leader, Admiral Kolchak, who had once commanded the Tsar’s navy. It was this admiral that the allies were supporting to take charge in Siberia, and our troops were there to keep the railroad open for him. Naturally, the Bolsheviks and their supporters in this country were making a fuss about it and spreading all sorts of lies; that’s why we needed censorship, Dad said.

Bunny accepted this explanation without question. He had been in a training-camp for seven months, and had acquired the military point of view. He was keenly alert to the danger of Bolshevik propaganda, and determined that if ever he ran into any of it, he would hasten to denounce it. So innocent was he, and so little aware of the subtlety of the enemy—he never dreamed that he was at this time absorbing the poison; and—of all places in the world—in one of the class-rooms of his most Christian and conservative university!

Bunny accepted this explanation without hesitation. He had been in a training camp for seven months and had adopted the military mindset. He was highly aware of the threat of Bolshevik propaganda and was determined that if he ever encountered any of it, he would quickly denounce it. He was so naive and so unaware of the enemy's subtle tactics—he never imagined that he was, at that very moment, absorbing the poison; and—of all places in the world—in one of the classrooms of his most Christian and conservative university!

It was hard on a poor overworked university president. Dr. Cowper’s most trusted dean had engaged this young instructor, upon recommendation of high-up Y. M. C. A. authorities. The young man had been doing relief work in Saloniki, and was the son of a prominent Methodist pastor; he bore the name of Daniel Webster Irving, and how was anyone to imagine that a man with such a name might be suffering from political shell-shock?

It was tough for a poor, overworked university president. Dr. Cowper’s most trusted dean had hired this young instructor, based on a recommendation from high-ranking Y.M.C.A. officials. The young man had been doing relief work in Saloniki and was the son of a well-known Methodist pastor; he was named Daniel Webster Irving, and who would have thought that a man with such a name might be struggling with political shell-shock?

This young instructor was subtle in his method; he did not say anything that could be pinned down on him, but would sow his seeds of doubt by asking questions, and advising students to “think for themselves.” There are always in every college class one or more “soreheads,” the sons of unorthodox parents; one in Bunny’s class was an avowed “rationalist,” and another had a Russian name. All that a teacher had to do was to let these fellows ask questions, and quickly the whole group would be wandering in a maze, demoralized by what the Japanese government in its control of education describes as “dangerous thoughts.”

This young teacher was smooth in his approach; he didn't say anything he could get in trouble for, but he would plant seeds of doubt by asking questions and telling students to “think for themselves.” There's always one or more “soreheads” in every college class, often the children of unconventional parents; one in Bunny’s class was a self-proclaimed “rationalist,” and another had a Russian name. All the teacher had to do was let these guys ask questions, and soon the whole group would be lost in confusion, demoralized by what the Japanese government calls “dangerous thoughts” in its education control.

President Wilson had gone to Europe, in order to bring about the reign of justice he had promised. He was having a triumphal progress through England and France, and our newspapers were full of the wonders of what he was about to achieve. But in Mr. Irving’s class Bunny heard it pointed out that the President had dropped from mention the most important of his “fourteen points,” the demand for “freedom of the seas.” Could it be that this had been the price of British support for his program? And then, more startling yet, Bunny learned that the secret treaties which the allies had signed among themselves at the outset of the war were now laid on the peace table, and made the basis of jealous bickerings. Bunny had never forgotten about those treaties, how Dad had assured Paul that they would turn out to be Bolshevik forgeries. But here the allies were admitting them to be genuine, and furthermore, were setting out to enforce them, regardless of any promises of fair play which President Wilson had made to the Germans!

President Wilson had gone to Europe to establish the justice he promised. He was having a triumphant journey through England and France, and our newspapers were full of the amazing things he was about to accomplish. But in Mr. Irving’s class, Bunny heard someone point out that the President had left out the most important of his "fourteen points," the demand for "freedom of the seas." Could it be that this was the price of British support for his plan? Then, even more shocking, Bunny learned that the secret treaties the allies had signed amongst themselves at the start of the war were now on the peace table, causing jealous disputes. Bunny had never forgotten those treaties, how Dad had assured Paul they would turn out to be Bolshevik forgeries. But now the allies were admitting they were real and were planning to enforce them, disregarding any promises of fairness President Wilson had made to the Germans!

Bunny took this amazing news home with him to Dad; apparently Paul had been right, and the wicked Bolsheviks had been telling the truth! What did Dad make of it? Dad didn’t know what to make of it; he was much disturbed, and could only say we couldn’t judge, we’d jist have to wait. But the trouble was, the longer we waited, the worse things seemed to get; the more evident it became that our President had done the very thing that Dad had been sure he would never do—he had let himself be “jockeyed.” Like water seeping underneath a dike, a subtle current of skepticism was creeping through those freshman classes in Southern Pacific University which were taking “Modern History 14.”

Bunny took this incredible news home to Dad; apparently, Paul had been right, and the evil Bolsheviks had been telling the truth! What did Dad think about it? Dad didn’t know what to think; he was very troubled and could only say we couldn’t judge, we’d just have to wait. But the problem was, the longer we waited, the worse things seemed to get; it became more obvious that our President had done the very thing Dad had been sure he would never do—he had let himself be manipulated. Like water slowly leaking through a dike, a subtle current of skepticism was creeping through those freshman classes at Southern Pacific University that were taking “Modern History 14.”

Mr. Irving wasn’t supposed to be discussing the peace conference at all; he was supposed to be seeing to it that his students memorized the names of battles and commanding generals in the Franco-Prussian war. But one theme led so easily to the other, and it was so difficult to keep the “soreheads” quiet! This same thing was happening in other class-rooms, and in other parts of the United States where men encountered their fellows, and thus became exposed to “dangerous thoughts.” Before long the forbidden ideas were being voiced in Congress, and after that they could not be kept out of the newspapers. It was like a storm that burst over the whole country. A million idealists like Bunny woke up all at once to the cruel fact that their dolly was stuffed with sawdust.

Mr. Irving wasn’t supposed to be talking about the peace conference at all; he was meant to ensure that his students memorized the names of battles and commanding generals from the Franco-Prussian War. But one topic led to another so easily, and it was nearly impossible to keep the “soreheads” quiet! This same situation was occurring in other classrooms and in various parts of the United States where men interacted with each other, exposing themselves to "dangerous thoughts." Before long, those forbidden ideas started being expressed in Congress, and after that, they couldn’t be kept out of the newspapers. It was like a storm that swept across the entire country. A million idealists like Bunny suddenly realized the harsh truth: their doll was stuffed with sawdust.

IV

Yes, it was a trying time to be alive in the world. All those golden promises that had been made to us, those bright hopes we had cherished! All the blood of the young men that had been shed, three hundred thousand of them dead or wounded in France—and here were the allied statesmen, grim, cruel old men, sitting at the council-table and putting the world right back where it had been before! Perpetuating all the old hatreds, all the old injustices—with a thousand new ones to torment the future! Tearing Germans away from their own land and giving them to Frenchmen, giving Austrians to Italians, Russians to Poles—so on through a long list of blunders; condemning millions of people to live under governments which they feared and despised, and thus making certain they would revolt, and throw Europe into uproar again!

Yes, it was a tough time to be alive in the world. All those bright promises that were made to us, those hopeful dreams we held dear! All the blood of young men that had been shed, three hundred thousand of them dead or wounded in France—and here were the allied leaders, grim, cruel old men, sitting at the council table and putting the world right back where it had been before! Perpetuating all the old grudges, all the old injustices—with a thousand new ones to torment the future! Taking Germans away from their own land and giving them to the French, giving Austrians to the Italians, Russians to the Poles—on and on through a long list of mistakes; condemning millions of people to live under governments they feared and despised, and thus making certain they would revolt, throwing Europe into chaos again!

Men could not realize these things all at once; they got them little by little, as details of the negotiations leaked out. Every country in the world was carrying on its own propaganda, thinking about its own selfish interests; and President Wilson was in the midst of the mess, being pulled and hauled about, this way and that, quite powerless for the good aims he had proclaimed. As the picture of this got back to America, there spread over the land such a wave of disgust as had never been known before.

Men couldn't grasp everything at once; they picked it up slowly, as bits of the negotiations emerged. Every country was pushing its own agenda, focused on its self-interests, while President Wilson found himself caught in the chaos, being tugged in every direction, completely unable to achieve the noble goals he had put forward. As news of this reached America, a wave of disgust swept across the nation like never before.

And then the President himself came home, to declare that he had achieved a complete victory. In the name of “self-determination of all peoples” he was giving the German Rhineland to France, and German Africa to Britain, and the German Tyrol to Italy, and a Chinese province to Japan, and to the United States a mandate over Armenia! Also he had made a perpetual alliance with France and Britain, whereby we bound ourselves to maintain this brand of self-determination forever! When this program had been thoroughly realized, a tone of hilarious cynicism became the correct thing among the young intellectuals of America; fashionable young matrons took to deceiving their husbands in the name of chastity, and college boys began toting hip-pocket flasks out of loyalty to prohibition.

And then the President himself came home to announce that he had scored a complete victory. In the name of “self-determination for all peoples,” he handed over the German Rhineland to France, German Africa to Britain, the German Tyrol to Italy, a province of China to Japan, and gave the United States a mandate over Armenia! He also established a permanent alliance with France and Britain, committing us to uphold this version of self-determination forever! Once this agenda was fully executed, a tone of excited cynicism became the norm among America’s young intellectuals; trendy young wives started deceiving their husbands in the name of fidelity, and college guys began carrying hip flasks out of loyalty to prohibition.

The thing was particularly hard upon Bunny, because he had to go to Paradise every once in a while, and come face to face with Ruth, and explain how self-determination for the people of Siberia meant that her brother must stay there in peace time and hold a bayonet at their necks. In elucidating this singular situation, Bunny became almost as skillful a trickster as if he had had a regular diplomatic job with extra-territorial immunity. For a month or two he managed it, while the Germans were dragged to Versailles and made to sign an agreement to pay an indemnity so vast that it could not be named.

The situation was especially tough for Bunny because he had to go to Paradise every now and then and face Ruth, explaining how self-determination for the people of Siberia meant that her brother had to stay there during peacetime, holding a bayonet to their necks. While trying to clarify this unusual situation, Bunny became almost as skillful a trickster as if he had a real diplomatic role with extra-territorial immunity. For a month or two, he pulled it off while the Germans were taken to Versailles and forced to sign an agreement to pay such a massive indemnity that it was beyond naming.

Then one day came a letter that made his task all but impossible. It was an innocent-looking letter, written in a crude hand on some sheets of cheap paper, postmarked Seattle, and addressed to “Mr. Bunny Ross, Paridise, California.” It said:

Then one day, a letter arrived that made his job nearly impossible. It looked like an ordinary letter, scrawled in a rough hand on some flimsy paper, postmarked Seattle, and addressed to “Mr. Bunny Ross, Paradise, California.” It said:

“Dear Mr. Bunny: You dont know me but I am a returned soldier that used to punch cattle in Salinas valley. Paul Watkins said I should write you because he cant get no news by the censors. I am invalidded back, have had the Asiatic dissenterry, am bleeding at the bowls three months and you should wash your hands good when you have read this letter, because it is an easy dissease to catch. I am in issolation and this will be smuggled, for God’s sake dont let on I have wrote it they would sure put me in the can. But Paul said your father might do something to get us boys out if he knew what a hell it was. Mr. Bunny what are we doing in that place and why do we have to stay? It is forty below zero most of the winter and big storms a lot of the time and you have to do sentry duty and in summer the muskeetoes is big as flies and where they bite the blood runs. And the Japs take shots at us, they are suppose to be our allies but they are sure grabbing that country there is suppose to be only seven thousand but there is seventy and why did we take them in there? Our boys is not allowed to have no side arms and the Japs have got bayonets and we have only fists. We have zones that we are supposed to control but the Japs will not keep out of them and I have saw them put out with machine guns lined up, and if we have to have a war with them over Siberia there will sure be a lot of our boys massacreed at the startoff. And them Russian refugees and officers that we have orders to help I heard our colonel say, you give them money to start a government and they go on a bust and that night you have to pull them out of a sporting house. They have got one idea which is to shoot all the workingmen they can get hands on and the women too and they torture them, Mr. Bunny I seen things that it would make you sick to read them. From General Graves down our army is sore on this job and some of them is gone crazy, there has been more than twenty in our regiment and some has been sent home in a strait jacket. But the people at home is not allowed to know nothing, there is boys in our regiment that is not had one line from their folks in half a year and they are crazy with worry. Why do we have to be there when the war is over, if you know I wish you would tell me. But Paul said not to tell his sister, because it is not so bad for himself, they move him a lot and he is always busy it is easy when you have a lot of carpenter work but for some fellers I seen them carry a stack of railway ties a hundred yards and then move them back to the old place just to keep us working. Please send me some cigarettes that will be a way to say that you have got this letter and if you send two packages I will know that you want me to write some more. Yours respectfully, Jeff Korbitty.”

“Dear Mr. Bunny, You don’t know me, but I’m a returning soldier who used to work with cattle in the Salinas Valley. Paul Watkins suggested I write to you because he can’t get any news through the censors. I'm back with health issues; I’ve had Asiatic dysentery, I'm still bleeding from my bowels after three months, and you should wash your hands well after reading this letter because it’s an easy disease to catch. I'm in isolation and this will be smuggled. For God’s sake, don’t let anyone know I wrote it or they’ll definitely put me in the brig. But Paul said your father might be able to do something to help us soldiers if he knew how terrible it is here. Mr. Bunny, why are we stuck in this place? It’s forty below zero most winters with big storms a lot of the time, and we have to do sentry duty. In the summer, the mosquitoes are as big as flies, and when they bite, they make you bleed. The Japanese are shooting at us; they’re supposed to be our allies, but they’re taking over that territory. There are supposed to be only seven thousand of them, but there are seventy thousand, so why did we let them in? Our troops aren’t allowed to have sidearms, but the Japanese have bayonets and we’ve only got our fists. We have areas we're supposed to control, but the Japanese won’t stay out of them. I’ve seen them mowed down by machine guns, and if we have to fight them over Siberia, many of our boys will be killed right away. Then there are the Russian refugees and officers we’re ordered to help; I heard our colonel say that you give them money to start a government, then they blow it, and that night, you have to pull them out of a brothel. They only have one goal: to shoot all the working men and women they can find, and they torture them. Mr. Bunny, I’ve seen things that would make you sick to read about. From General Graves down, our army is fed up with this job, and some have gone insane. There have been more than twenty in our regiment, and some have been sent home in a straitjacket. But the folks back home aren’t allowed to know anything; there are boys in our regiment who haven’t had one letter from their families in six months and they’re going crazy with worry. Why do we have to be here when the war is over? If you know, I wish you’d tell me. But Paul asked me not to tell his sister because it’s not as bad for him; they move him a lot, and he’s always busy. It’s easier when you have a lot of carpentry work, but for some guys, I’ve seen them carry a stack of railway ties one hundred yards and then move them back to the same spot just to keep us busy. Please send me some cigarettes to let me know you got this letter, and if you send two packages, I’ll know you want me to write more. Yours respectfully, Jeff Korbitty.”

V

Bunny took this letter to Dad, and it worried him very much, of course, but what could Dad do about it? He had three wells to bring in that week, and one of them broke loose and smeared up a couple of hundred acres of rocks. Also he and Mr. Roscoe had to deal with the amazing gyrations of the oil market. It seemed as if all the nations in the world had suddenly set themselves to buying up gasoline; perhaps they were making up for the shortage of the war, or perhaps they were getting ready for another war—anyhow, the price was up sky-high, and Southern California was being drained. It was truly amazing, the gas-stations were refusing to sell to any but their regular customers, and then only five gallons at a time; other stations were clean empty, and cars were stalled for days. Dad and Mr. Roscoe were making a tremendous killing; they were getting real money too, Dad said with a laugh, none of these foreign bonds for them!

Bunny took this letter to Dad, and it really stressed him out, of course, but what could he do about it? He had three wells to take care of that week, and one of them broke loose, covering a couple of hundred acres with rocks. Plus, he and Mr. Roscoe had to navigate the wild fluctuations of the oil market. It felt like every country in the world had suddenly decided to stock up on gasoline; maybe they were compensating for the shortage from the war, or maybe they were preparing for another one—either way, prices were skyrocketing, and Southern California was running dry. It was unbelievable; gas stations were only selling to their regular customers, and even then, it was limited to five gallons at a time. Other stations were completely out of gas, and cars were stalled for days. Dad and Mr. Roscoe were making a fortune; they were actually getting real money too, Dad said with a laugh, not one of those foreign bonds for them!

Bunny shipped a dozen cartons of cigarettes to Jeff Korbitty; and day and night he worried over the problem of Paul. Somehow the putting down of Bolshevism took on quite a different aspect when it meant keeping Paul in Siberia! Also, Bolshevik propaganda seemed a different thing when it came from the pen of an ex-cowpuncher from Salinas valley! Bunny simply had to do something, and finally in desperation he sat himself down and composed a letter to his Congressman, Mr. Leathers, telling what he had heard about conditions in Siberia, and requesting that functionary to ascertain the War Department’s reasons for censorship of soldiers’ mail in peace time, also to urge an investigation by Congress of the reasons for keeping American troops in Siberia.

Bunny sent a dozen boxes of cigarettes to Jeff Korbitty; and day and night, he worried about Paul. The fight against Bolshevism felt completely different when it concerned keeping Paul in Siberia! Also, Bolshevik propaganda seemed unique when it came from the pen of a former cowpuncher from the Salinas Valley! Bunny felt he had to take action, so in a moment of desperation, he sat down and wrote a letter to his Congressman, Mr. Leathers, explaining what he had heard about the situation in Siberia. He requested that Mr. Leathers find out the War Department’s reasons for censoring soldiers’ mail during peacetime and push for Congress to investigate the reasons for keeping American troops in Siberia.

That letter was due to reach the Congressman five days later. Seven days after Bunny had posted it, a well-dressed and affable gentleman called at the Ross home in Angel City, stating that he was the owner of an oil concession in Siberia and wanted to interest Mr. Ross in it. Dad was up at Paradise, so Bunny talked with the gentleman, and finding him humane and catholic in his interests, told him all about Paul, and showed him Jeff Korbitty’s letter. They discussed the situation in Siberia, and the gentleman said there had been no declaration of war against the Russians, so what right did we have fighting them? Bunny said it seemed the same way to him; and then the gentleman went away, and no more was heard about the oil concession, but a couple of weeks later Bunny received a second letter from the ex-cowboy soldier, bitterly reproaching him for having’ “throwed me down,” as he must have done, because Jeff hadn’t wrote to nobody else, but the army had got onto him, and they had throwed him into the can just like he had said, and he was smuggling out this letter to tell Bunny that he could go to hell and stay there. Which was one stage more in the education of a little idealist!

That letter was supposed to reach the Congressman five days later. Seven days after Bunny had mailed it, a well-dressed and friendly man visited the Ross home in Angel City, claiming to be the owner of an oil concession in Siberia and wanting to interest Mr. Ross in it. Dad was up at Paradise, so Bunny talked with the man, and since he found him kind and open-minded, he shared all about Paul and showed him Jeff Korbitty’s letter. They discussed the situation in Siberia, and the man mentioned that there had been no declaration of war against the Russians, so what right did we have to fight them? Bunny agreed; it seemed that way to him too. Then the man left, and nothing more was said about the oil concession. But a couple of weeks later, Bunny got a second letter from the ex-cowboy soldier, angrily accusing him of having “thrown me down,” which he must have done since Jeff hadn’t written to anyone else. The army had caught up with him, and they had thrown him in jail just like he had said, and he was smuggling out this letter to tell Bunny that he could go to hell and stay there. This was just one more lesson in the education of a little idealist!

Bunny simply had to talk to somebody about this episode. Next day, as he was driving away from the university in his sporty new car, he noticed a young man walking with a slight limp, and it struck him as impolite for a student of the university to drive in a sporty new car, while an instructor of the university had to walk with a slight limp. Bunny slowed up, and inquired, “Will you ride with me, Mr. Irving?”

Bunny really needed to talk to someone about what happened. The next day, as he drove away from the university in his flashy new car, he saw a young man walking with a slight limp. It seemed rude to him for a university student to cruise around in a flashy new car while a university instructor had to walk with a limp. Bunny slowed down and asked, “Want a ride, Mr. Irving?”

“If you’re going my way,” said the other.

“If you’re going in my direction,” said the other.

“Whatever way you wish,” was Bunny’s reply. “As a matter of fact, I’ve been hoping for a chance to talk with you, and it would be a favor to me.”

“Whatever way you want,” Bunny replied. “Actually, I’ve been hoping to talk with you, and it would be a favor to me.”

The young man got in, and stated the address to which he wished to go; then he said, “What is on your mind?”

The young man got in and told the driver the address he wanted to go to. Then he asked, “What’s on your mind?”

“I want to ask you why you think it is that we are keeping an army in Siberia.”

“I want to ask you why you think we are keeping an army in Siberia.”

Mr. Daniel Webster Irving was a peculiar-looking person; his head came up a long way out of his collar, and with its quick alert movements it made you think of a quail sitting in a tree and looking out for you and your gun. He had a brown moustache, rather bristly and rebellious, and grey eyes which he fixed upon you sharply when you said something stupid in class. He fixed them now upon Bunny, demanding, “What makes you interested in that?”

Mr. Daniel Webster Irving was a unique-looking guy; his head stuck up quite a bit above his collar, and with its quick, alert movements, it reminded you of a quail perched in a tree, keeping an eye out for you and your gun. He had a brown mustache, kind of bristly and defiant, and gray eyes that he aimed sharply at you whenever you said something foolish in class. He was now directing that gaze at Bunny, asking, “What makes you interested in that?”

“I have a friend with the troops there, nearly a year, and I’ve had some news that worries me. I don’t understand what’s going on.”

“I have a friend with the troops there for almost a year, and I've received some news that worries me. I don’t understand what’s happening.”

Said Mr. Irving: “Are you asking me as a student, or as a friend?”

Said Mr. Irving: “Are you asking me as a student or as a friend?”

“Why,” replied Bunny, a little puzzled, “I’d be glad to be a friend, if I might. What is the difference?”

“Why,” replied Bunny, a bit confused, “I’d be happy to be a friend, if I could. What’s the difference?”

“The difference,” said the other, “might be the loss of my position in the university.”

"The difference," said the other, "could be losing my job at the university."

Bunny flushed, embarrassed. “I hadn’t thought of anything like that, Mr. Irving.”

Bunny blushed, feeling embarrassed. “I hadn’t considered anything like that, Mr. Irving.”

“I’ll put it to you bluntly, Ross. I spent all I had saved on relief work in Europe and came home broke. Now I am educating a young sister, and they are paying me the munificent salary of thirteen hundred a year. I am due to get a rise of two hundred next year, and the matter of contracts comes up this month. If it is reported that I am defending Bolshevism to my students, I won’t get a contract, either here or anywhere else.”

“I’ll be straight with you, Ross. I used up all my savings on relief work in Europe and came back broke. Now I’m supporting a younger sister, and they’re paying me a generous salary of thirteen hundred a year. I’m supposed to get a raise of two hundred next year, and I have contract discussions coming up this month. If it gets out that I'm promoting Bolshevism to my students, I won’t get a contract, here or anywhere else.”

“Oh, but Mr. Irving, I wouldn’t dream of reporting you!”

“Oh, but Mr. Irving, I wouldn’t even think about reporting you!”

“You wouldn’t need to. You’d only need to tell your parents or your friends what I think is the reason our troops are in Siberia, and they would consider it their moral duty to report me.”

“You wouldn’t need to. You’d just have to tell your parents or your friends what I believe is the reason our troops are in Siberia, and they would see it as their moral responsibility to report me.”

“Is it as bad as that?” said Bunny.

“Is it really that bad?” Bunny asked.

“It’s so bad that I don’t see how it could be worse,” said Mr. Irving. “I will answer your question provided you agree that I am talking as a friend, and that you won’t mention the conversation to anyone else.” And you can see how deeply Bunny had fallen into the toils of Bolshevism, when he was willing to agree to a proposition such as that!

“It’s so bad that I can’t imagine it getting any worse,” Mr. Irving said. “I’ll answer your question if you promise that I’m speaking as a friend and that you won’t tell anyone about this conversation.” And you can see how deeply Bunny had gotten caught up in Bolshevism when he was ready to agree to a deal like that!

VI

What Mr. Irving said was that our troops were in Siberia because American bankers and big business men had loaned enormous sums of money to the government of the Tsar, both before the war and during it; the Bolshevik government had repudiated these debts, and therefore our bankers and business men were determined to destroy it. It was not merely the amount of the money, but the precedent involved; if the government of any country could repudiate the obligations of a previous government, what would become of international loans? The creditor nations—that is to say America, Britain and France—maintained that a government debt was a lien, not against the government, but against the country and its resources. The total amount of international loans was one or two hundred billions of dollars, and the creditor nations meant to make an example of Soviet Russia, and establish the rule that a government which repudiated its debts would be put out of business.

What Mr. Irving said was that our troops were in Siberia because American bankers and big business leaders had loaned huge sums of money to the Tsar's government, both before and during the war; the Bolshevik government had rejected these debts, and so our bankers and business leaders were intent on destroying it. It wasn't just the amount of money at stake, but the principle involved; if the government of any country could reject the obligations of a previous government, what would happen to international loans? The creditor nations—that is, America, Britain, and France—argued that government debt was a claim not just against the government but against the country and its resources. The total amount of international loans was one or two hundred billion dollars, and the creditor nations intended to make an example of Soviet Russia, establishing the rule that a government which rejected its debts would be shut down.

Bunny found this a novel point of view, and asked many questions. Mr. Irving said that in Washington was a Russian who had been the war-time ambassador to our country, and in that capacity had had the handling of the money loaned by our government, and used for buying guns and shells for Russia. At the time of the Bolshevik revolution, this ambassador had just got something like a hundred million dollars, and our government was allowing him to use it to set up a propaganda machine against the Soviet government, with a spy system as elaborate as the Tsar had ever known. Newspapers and newspaper men, government officials and legislators, all were on this ambassador’s pay-roll. Moreover, there were in our state department officials who had married Russian wives of the old nobility, and these wives had lost everything in the revolution, and it was natural they should hate the new regime. One official was a member of the banking-house which had handled the loans and stood to lose a fortune; others were tied up with banks and business concerns which had vast sums at stake. So it came about that America was at war with Soviet Russia, on the entire circumference of that vast republic; and so it came about that an instructor in an American university could not discuss the matter with one of his students, even outside the class-room, without fear of losing his position.

Bunny found this to be a new perspective and asked a lot of questions. Mr. Irving mentioned that there was a Russian in Washington who had been the wartime ambassador to the U.S. In that role, he managed the funds loaned by our government, which were used to buy weapons and ammunition for Russia. When the Bolshevik revolution happened, this ambassador had just received about a hundred million dollars, and our government was letting him use it to set up a propaganda operation against the Soviet government, complete with a spy network as sophisticated as anything the Tsar had ever known. Newspapers, journalists, government officials, and legislators were all on this ambassador’s payroll. Additionally, some officials in our state department had married Russian women from the old nobility, who had lost everything in the revolution, making it natural for them to resent the new regime. One official was part of the banking house that handled the loans and stood to lose a fortune; others were connected to banks and businesses with huge amounts at stake. Consequently, America ended up at war with Soviet Russia across the entirety of that vast republic; and so it happened that an instructor at an American university couldn’t discuss the issue with one of his students, even outside of class, without risking his job.

Mr. Daniel Webster Irving denied that he had any sympathy with Bolshevism, or wished to teach such doctrines in America; and Bunny, in his innocence of soul, accepted this statement—not knowing that all Bolshevik agents say that, until they have got the minds of their victims thoroughly poisoned. Mr. Irving expressed the view that what was happening in Russia was a great social experiment. Could a government of the working-class succeed? Was democracy in industry a possibility, or only a fanatic’s dream? We ought to send disinterested people, experts of all sorts into Russia, to watch what was happening and report it. Instead of that, we were helping France and Britain to starve the Russians out; we were compelling them to spend all their energies resisting our armies, and those which we subsidized; we were making it impossible for the experiment to succeed, and so, of course, its failure would prove nothing.

Mr. Daniel Webster Irving denied that he had any sympathy with Bolshevism or intended to promote such ideas in America; and Bunny, in his innocent nature, accepted this claim—unaware that all Bolshevik agents make such statements until they have completely corrupted the minds of their targets. Mr. Irving believed that what was happening in Russia was a significant social experiment. Could a government run by the working class actually work? Was democracy in industry a real possibility, or just a dream of idealists? We should send unbiased individuals, experts of all kinds, to Russia to observe what was happening and report back. Instead, we were helping France and Britain to starve the Russians; we were forcing them to use all their energy fighting against our armies and those we were funding; we were making it impossible for the experiment to succeed, and thus, of course, its failure wouldn’t prove anything.

Bunny, poor little propaganda victim, said that he was beginning to change his mind about these matters. Yes, the Russians surely had a right to work out their own problem in their own way; and certainly we ought to know the truth about what was happening—he wished there was some way to get it. Thereupon Mr. Irving gave him the names of two weekly magazines, which as it happened, had just been excluded from the library of the university, and from all the high schools of Angel City, for “dangerous thoughts.”

Bunny, the unfortunate victim of propaganda, said he was starting to reconsider his views on these issues. Yes, the Russians definitely had the right to handle their own problems in their own way; and we should definitely know the truth about what was going on—he just wished there was a way to find it out. Then Mr. Irving gave him the names of two weekly magazines that, coincidentally, had just been banned from the university library and all the high schools in Angel City for having “dangerous thoughts.”

You can imagine what happened then. When you tell a high-spirited lad that he must not read certain publications, he becomes immediately filled with curiosity to know what they contain. Bunny went home and sent in his subscription to these papers; quite openly, in his own name. So there was another entry in the card-indexes of the Military Intelligence Department and the Naval Intelligence Department and the Secret Service Department; to say nothing of many organizations which were using these card-indexes as their own—several patriotic societies, and several militant newspapers, and several big private detective agencies, including, of course, the information service of the once-upon-a-time ambassador from a no-longer-existing Russian government.

You can guess what happened next. When you tell an energetic young guy that he shouldn’t read certain publications, he instantly becomes super curious about what they have in them. Bunny went home and signed up for these papers; he did it openly, in his own name. So that added another entry in the card-indexes of the Military Intelligence Department, the Naval Intelligence Department, and the Secret Service Department—not to mention many organizations that were using these card-indexes for their own purposes—several patriotic groups, some activist newspapers, and a few large private detective agencies, including, of course, the information service from a long-gone ambassador of a now-defunct Russian government.

Bunny, groping about for some way to help Paul, was next moved to write a letter to the Southern Pacific “Stude,” telling what he had come to think about the Siberian situation; being careful, of course, not to refer to Mr. Irving, nor to name either Paul or Jeff Korbitty. His letter was returned to him by the student editor, with a note protesting against a man of his prominence in the university giving such aid to the enemies of his country. The news of this incident spread, and the wildest rumors took wing; Bunny was besieged by friends and others, who wanted to read the letter, and then to argue with him.

Bunny, searching for a way to help Paul, decided to write a letter to the Southern Pacific “Stude,” sharing his thoughts on the situation in Siberia; he made sure not to mention Mr. Irving, Paul, or Jeff Korbitty. The student editor returned his letter with a note objecting to someone of his status at the university offering support to the enemies of his country. News of this incident spread, and wild rumors circulated; Bunny was overwhelmed by friends and others who wanted to read the letter and then debate with him.

One member of the senior class declared that he agreed with Bunny—certainly the Russians had a right to run their own country. Billy George was this man’s name, and his father was a wealthy manufacturer of iron pipe. Needless to say, Bunny was glad to have a little sympathy, and let his new friend read his letter to the “Stude,” and Jeff Korbitty’s letter to him, and told all his ideas and troubles; and thus the card-indexes in Angel City, New York and Washington were further enriched. Inasmuch as so many other people were allowed to inspect these indexes, it will surely not be unpatriotic for us to take a glimpse into the file. The cards were six by eight in size, neatly typed on both sides; and when one was full, another was started. Our young idealist’s now stood as follows:

One member of the senior class said he agreed with Bunny—of course the Russians had the right to run their own country. This guy's name was Billy George, and his dad was a wealthy iron pipe manufacturer. Naturally, Bunny was happy to have some sympathy and let his new friend read his letter to the “Stude,” along with Jeff Korbitty’s letter to him. He shared all his thoughts and problems, and as a result, the card-indexes in Angel City, New York, and Washington got even more interesting. Since so many other people were allowed to look at these indexes, it wouldn’t be unpatriotic for us to take a peek at the file. The cards were six by eight inches, neatly typed on both sides, and when one was full, a new one was started. Our young idealist’s now looked like this:

“Ross, James Arnold, junior, alias Bunny: 679 S. Mendocino Ave., Angel City, Calif., also Paradise, San Elido Co., Calif. Age 20, height 5′ 9½″, hair brown, eyes brown, features regular; photo attached. Son of J. Arnold Ross, v-pres. Ross Consolidated Oil Co., Vernon Roscoe Bldg., Angel City, also indept. oil interests, estimated worth $25,000,000. Graduate 1918 Beach City (Calif.) High School, school records good, reported sex susceptibility, report agent 11497 attached. Active sympathizer Paradise oil strike 1916-17, intimate friend of Paul Watkins, strike leader, file 1272W17. Suspected intimate with Rose Watkins, sister of Paul. Training at Camp Arthur, 1917-18, record satisfactory. Wrote to Hon. H. G. Leathers, 49th California district, prompted by returned soldier Jeff. Korbitty, file 9678K30; see letter attached, also report agent 23,672 attached. Class of 1923, Southern Pac. Univ., member Kappa Gamma Tau fraternity, trackrunner, pupil of Daniel Washington Irving, file 327118. Sentimental sympathizer Bolsh. Subscriber Nation, New Republic. Further reports from agent 11497, fellow student; also 9621, intimate with subject’s sister, known as Birdie Ross.”

“Ross, James Arnold, Jr., also known as Bunny: 679 S. Mendocino Ave., Angel City, California, also Paradise, San Elido County, California. Age 20, height 5′ 9½″, hair brown, eyes brown, regular features; photo attached. Son of J. Arnold Ross, vice president of Ross Consolidated Oil Company, Vernon Roscoe Building, Angel City, also has independent oil interests, estimated worth $25,000,000. Graduated from Beach City (California) High School in 1918, school records are good, reported to be susceptible to sexual advances, report from agent 11497 attached. Active supporter of the Paradise oil strike in 1916-17, close friend of Paul Watkins, the strike leader, file 1272W17. Suspected to be romantically involved with Rose Watkins, Paul’s sister. Training at Camp Arthur, 1917-18, records satisfactory. Wrote to Hon. H. G. Leathers, 49th California district, prompted by returning soldier Jeff. Korbitty, file 9678K30; see letter attached, also report from agent 23,672 attached. Class of 1923, Southern Pacific University, member of Kappa Gamma Tau fraternity, track runner, student of Daniel Washington Irving, file 327118. Sentimental supporter of Bolshevism. Subscriber to The Nation, The New Republic. Further reports from agent 11497, fellow student; also from agent 9621, close to the subject’s sister, known as Birdie Ross.”

VII

The elder Ross had another source of information as to world affairs, besides his morning and afternoon newspapers, and his idealist son. His associates in the oil-game were thinking vigorously on the subject, and they held long conferences and studied elaborate reports. They also were dissatisfied with the diplomacy of President Wilson—not because he wasn’t making the world safe for democracy, but because he wasn’t making it safe for oil operators. In the territories being taken from the enemies were petroleum regions of wealth untold; and here, in the imbecile name of idealism, we were permitting France and Britain to grab this treasure, while all we got was the job of keeping the Turks off the Armenians!

The older Ross had another source of information about world affairs, besides his morning and afternoon newspapers and his idealist son. His associates in the oil business were thinking hard about the issue, and they held long meetings and reviewed detailed reports. They were also unhappy with President Wilson's diplomacy—not because he wasn’t making the world safe for democracy, but because he wasn’t making it safe for oil operators. The territories being taken from the enemies included incredibly wealthy oil regions; and in the foolish name of idealism, we were allowing France and Britain to seize this treasure, while all we got was the task of preventing the Turks from harming the Armenians!

So far as Dad personally was concerned, his interests were at home. It was Excelsior Pete and Victor Oil and the rest of the “Big Five” which were reaching out for foreign concessions, and if they got the prizes, the price of oil at home might drop, and cost Dad a good chunk of money. Nevertheless, he took the patriotic attitude; the country needed oil, and it was our business to get it. So you see, Dad also was an idealist; and it vexed him that his kind of idealism was so little appreciated by his son.

As far as Dad was concerned, his focus was mostly on home. It was companies like Excelsior Pete and Victor Oil, along with the other “Big Five,” that were pursuing foreign deals, and if they succeeded, the price of oil at home could drop, costing Dad a significant amount of money. Still, he held a patriotic view; the country needed oil, and it was our responsibility to secure it. So you see, Dad was also an idealist, and it frustrated him that his kind of idealism wasn’t appreciated much by his son.

He was becoming convinced that the university was to blame. No matter what Bunny might say, it was this “education business” that was unsettling his mind, and spoiling him to deal with practical affairs. Several times Bunny realized that the shrewd old man was probing his mind; there must be some older person influencing Bunny’s thought, and the most suspicious fact was Bunny’s failure to mention such a person. Bunny realized that sooner or later the name of Daniel Webster Irving, alias Daniel Washington Irving, was bound to come into the open; so he hit on a shrewd idea—he would get Dad to meet his instructor-friend! It would never be possible for Dad to report a man whom he had received in his home!

He was starting to think that the university was at fault. No matter what Bunny might say, it was this whole “education thing” that was messing with his head and making it hard for him to handle real-life issues. Several times, Bunny noticed that the wise old man was trying to figure him out; there had to be some older person influencing Bunny's thoughts, and the most suspicious part was Bunny's failure to mention anyone. Bunny understood that sooner or later, the name Daniel Webster Irving, also known as Daniel Washington Irving, would inevitably come up; so he came up with a clever plan—he would get Dad to meet his teacher-friend! There was no way Dad would report on someone he’d welcomed into his home!

“Dad, I want to bring one of my teachers up to see the field.” And of course Dad was delighted; it would bring a bit of culture into his world, and give him a share in his boy’s mental life. One fear which haunted Dad was that this “education business” might cause Bunny to become ashamed of his ignorant old father. Dad knew that there were “high-brow fellers,” crazy enough to look down upon twenty-five million dollars—or at any rate to pretend to!

“Dad, I want to bring one of my teachers to see the field.” And of course Dad was thrilled; it would add a bit of culture to his life and give him a glimpse into his son’s intellectual world. One worry that constantly troubled Dad was that this “education thing” might make Bunny ashamed of his uneducated old father. Dad was aware that there were “high-brow guys” who were crazy enough to look down on twenty-five million dollars—or at least pretend to!

Mr. Irving was to teach in summer school, but he had ten days in between, and Bunny suggested that he might like to motor up to Paradise for a week-end, and the young instructor accepted with pleased surprise. So they set out, one morning in June, in that sunshiny weather which is so common in Southern California that you forget all about it. On the way they talked about events in Russia and Siberia; the progress being made by General Denikin and Admiral Kolchak, the desperate efforts of the Bolsheviks to organize a “red army,” and the hope of the German ruling class to win back to respectability by serving the allies against the Russian revolution. Also Bunny told Mr. Irving his idea about this visit; Dad must be allowed to do most of the talking, and Mr. Irving should voice only such opinions as were proper for an elderly oil man to hear.

Mr. Irving was set to teach in summer school, but he had ten days in between, and Bunny suggested that he might enjoy driving up to Paradise for the weekend. The young instructor accepted with pleased surprise. So they set off one morning in June, in that sunny weather which is so common in Southern California that you tend to forget about it. On the way, they talked about events in Russia and Siberia; the progress being made by General Denikin and Admiral Kolchak, the desperate efforts of the Bolsheviks to organize a “red army,” and the hopes of the German ruling class to regain respectability by aiding the Allies against the Russian revolution. Also, Bunny told Mr. Irving his plan for this visit: Dad should do most of the talking, and Mr. Irving should express only opinions that were suitable for an older oil man to hear.

VIII

They arrived at Paradise, and the instructor was duly installed in the fine new Spanish “ranch-house” which Dad had erected on the tract for the use of himself and his guests. It was built around the four sides of a court, with a fountain splashing in the center, and date-palms and banana plants and big shoots from the bougainvillea vine starting to climb the stucco walls. There was a Japanese who served the double function of butler and cook, and a boy who combined gardening with dish-washing, while Ruth had been promoted to be housekeeper and general boss. There were six guest-rooms, and when the executives and directors and geologists and engineers of Ross Consolidated came up to the tract, they were always Dad’s guests, and it was one big happy family. They would settle around a green baize table in the living-room right after supper and start playing poker; they would pull off their coats and unhitch their suspenders, and ring for the Jap to bring more cigars and whiskey and soda, and they would fill the room with blue smoke and never move from their seats until the small hours of the morning. It was an amusing illustration of the double standard of morals, that Dad was glad his son preferred to stay in his own room and read, and not hear the stories which the oil men would tell when they broke loose.

They arrived at Paradise, and the instructor was set up in the stylish new Spanish "ranch house" that Dad had built on the property for himself and his guests. It surrounded a courtyard, featuring a fountain splashing in the center, with date palms, banana plants, and large shoots of bougainvillea starting to climb the stucco walls. There was a Japanese man who worked as both the butler and cook, and a boy who handled both gardening and dishwashing, while Ruth had been promoted to housekeeper and overall manager. There were six guest rooms, and when the executives, directors, geologists, and engineers of Ross Consolidated came up to the property, they were always Dad’s guests, making it one big happy family. They would gather around a green felt table in the living room right after dinner to play poker; they’d take off their jackets, loosen their suspenders, and call for the Japanese man to bring more cigars and whiskey and soda. The room would fill with blue smoke, and they wouldn’t leave their seats until the early morning hours. It was an amusing example of the double standard in morals that Dad was pleased his son chose to stay in his own room and read, rather than hear the wild stories the oil men would share when they let loose.

But there was no gambling this time—this was to be a high-brow week-end, in honor of “the professor,” as Dad persisted in referring to his guest. The elder Ross was naively proud to have a “professor” visiting him, and to show him the well that was spudding in, and the one that was bailing, and the score that were drilling. They inspected the new refinery, something really special, that had been exploited in the newspapers as the latest miracle in petroleum engineering; incidentally it was a work of art, buildings of concrete and shining, newly-painted metal, set in a regular pleasure park. Oil wells are black and greasy, incurably so, but a refinery is different; the stuff comes in underground pipes, and most of it is taken away in the same fashion, so a refinery can be laid out according to the taste of a young idealist, with neat fences of steel mesh covered with rose vines, and plots of grass with gravelled roads winding between. The Ross refinery was as big as a good-sized village, only most of its houses were tanks; big tanks and little tanks, high tanks and squat tanks, round tanks, oblong tanks and square tanks, black tanks, red tanks, and tanks with an infinite variety of colors inside where they did not show.

But there was no gambling this time—this was going to be a classy weekend, in honor of “the professor,” as Dad kept calling his guest. The elder Ross was happily proud to have a “professor” visiting him, and to show him the well that was starting to drill, the one that was bailing, and the scores that were drilling. They checked out the new refinery, something really impressive, that had been highlighted in the newspapers as the latest breakthrough in petroleum engineering; it was also a work of art, with concrete buildings and shiny, newly-painted metal, set in a well-maintained park. Oil wells are black and greasy, and there’s no changing that, but a refinery is different; the oil comes in through underground pipes, and most of it is taken away the same way, so a refinery can be designed according to the vision of a young idealist, complete with neat steel mesh fences covered in rose vines, and grassy areas with gravel paths winding between. The Ross refinery was as big as a small village, except most of its buildings were tanks; big tanks and small tanks, tall tanks and short tanks, round tanks, oblong tanks and square tanks, black tanks, red tanks, and tanks with a wide variety of colors inside that didn’t show.

The main feature was an enormous battery of stills, set in a row and joined together with a tangle of pipes; each still big enough to have served the purposes of all the bootleggers of the United States. In the first still the crude oil was heated to a certain temperature, and it gave off one of its products; this was the “cracking” process. The remainder went on to the next still, where it got a little hotter, and gave off something else. So it went from still to still—the process known as “continuous” distillation. The product from each still was run into a big condenser, and from there into its own tank; so you got gasoline of several qualities, and kerosene and benzine and naphtha, and a dozen different grades of lubricating oil, and petrolatum, and thick, black lovely tar, and endless pans of smooth white paraffin wax.

The main feature was a massive series of stills, lined up in a row and connected with a tangle of pipes; each still was large enough to meet the needs of all the bootleggers in the United States. In the first still, crude oil was heated to a specific temperature, releasing one of its products; this was the “cracking” process. The leftover material moved on to the next still, where it was heated further, producing another output. This continued from still to still—the process known as “continuous” distillation. The product from each still flowed into a large condenser, and from there into its own tank; this resulted in gasoline of various qualities, kerosene, benzine, naphtha, several grades of lubricating oil, petrolatum, thick, black tar, and endless pans of smooth white paraffin wax.

You can see how in these processes there was room for no end of management, and the discovery of new methods. Dad had a chemist that he never tired of telling about—say, that fellow was a wonder! Dad paid him six thousand a year, and owned everything he discovered, and he had saved the company several millions since it had started. That McEnnis jist lived on carbon rings and chains—he would draw you diagrams on the blackboard, and it would be a purple dye, and then he would add another C-unit, and by golly, it was some green stuff that would cure tape-worms, and the name of it was longer than any tape-worm ever measured.

You can see how in these processes there was plenty of room for endless management and the discovery of new methods. Dad had a chemist he never got tired of talking about—man, that guy was amazing! Dad paid him six thousand a year, owned everything he discovered, and he had saved the company several million since it started. That McEnnis just lived on carbon rings and chains—he would draw diagrams on the blackboard, and it would be a purple dye, and then he would add another carbon unit, and suddenly it was some green stuff that would cure tapeworms, and the name of it was longer than any tapeworm ever measured.

They must meet this wizard; so they went over to the laboratory, which was on a little hill-top away off by itself, so that the inmate might be free to blow himself up as many times as he wanted. McEnnis was pale, stoop-shouldered and partly bald, and peered at you through big spectacles. Dad was proud to introduce “Professor” Irving, and the chemist showed them a row of test-tubes and retorts, and explained that he was trying to ascertain why normal hexane and the more stable methyl cyclopentane are so much less stable to heat than saturated hydrocarbons of the same molecular weight. There was a chance here to effect the biggest saving in refining history, but the trouble was, the maximum percent of defines demanded by the simple general equation—and here the chemist began to write on the blackboard—RCH₂—CH₂—CH₂R₁RCH₃+CH₂=CH.R₁—was seldom attained owing to polymerization of the olefines and the formation of naphthenes.

They need to meet this wizard, so they went over to the laboratory, which was on a little hilltop away from everything else, allowing the resident to blow himself up as often as he wanted. McEnnis was pale, slouched, and partly bald, peering at you through big glasses. Dad was eager to introduce “Professor” Irving, and the chemist showed them a row of test tubes and retorts, explaining that he was trying to figure out why normal hexane and the more stable methyl cyclopentane are so much less stable when heated than saturated hydrocarbons of the same molecular weight. There was a chance to make the biggest saving in refining history here, but the problem was that the maximum percentage of defines demanded by the simple general equation—and here the chemist started writing on the blackboard—RCH₂—CH₂—CH₂R₁I'm sorry, but there is no text to modernize. Please provide a phrase for me to assist you with.RCH₃+CH₂=CH.R₁—was rarely reached due to the polymerization of the olefins and the formation of naphthenes.

After learning which, they went back to the “ranch-house” for a supper of fried chicken, with fresh green corn and honeydew melons from Imperial valley, and then they settled down for a chat. Mr. Irving behaved beautifully; they talked till midnight, and he answered a hundred of Dad’s questions about world affairs, and told what he had seen of relief work in Greece and of diplomacy in France.

After finding out, they went back to the “ranch-house” for dinner, which consisted of fried chicken, fresh corn, and honeydew melons from Imperial Valley. Then they settled in for a conversation. Mr. Irving was on his best behavior; they talked until midnight, and he answered a hundred of Dad’s questions about world affairs, sharing what he had seen regarding relief work in Greece and diplomacy in France.

The young instructor had some relatives in high positions, so he knew things on the inside; they fitted in with what Dad knew—yes, it was awful, the way things were being bungled. My God, here were we jist telling the Japs to help themselves to Saghalien, that had more oil perhaps than all the rest of the world; and the British of course were getting to work to repair the pipe-lines at Baku, and at Mosul they had the whole field, and the French were getting into Persia with the British, and the same in Syria, and where was your Uncle Sam? Vernon Roscoe was jist raising hell, because he had had some contracts at Baku, and what was the use of kicking out the Bolshevikis and putting in the Anglo-Dutch? Roscoe said this country needed a practical man for president and not a college professor—

The young instructor had some relatives in high places, so he had insider knowledge that matched what Dad knew—yeah, it was terrible how poorly things were being handled. My God, here we were just telling the Japanese to help themselves to Sakhalin, which probably had more oil than the rest of the world combined; and the British were of course getting to work on repairing the pipelines in Baku, and in Mosul they had the entire oil field, and the French were moving into Persia alongside the British, and the same in Syria. Where was Uncle Sam? Vernon Roscoe was just causing a scene because he had some contracts in Baku, and what was the point of kicking out the Bolsheviks and bringing in the Anglo-Dutch? Roscoe said this country needed a practical person for president, not a college professor—

Dad stopped, afraid that he had made a “break”; but Mr. Irving laughed, and said, “Don’t worry, Mr. Ross, I am not entitled to that high honor, and don’t expect ever to make it.” So Dad went on with Roscoe’s tirade; the oil men by golly had had their lesson, and were going to get together and have something to say about the next election—they were going to have a business man for president. Bunny and his Bolshevik instructor exchanged the faintest trace of a glance, but Dad suspected nothing. Afterwards, when he was alone with Bunny, he remarked, “Son, that’s a bright young fellow. It’s a pleasure to talk with a man that understands affairs like him.” You see how the Bolshevik propaganda was spreading!

Dad stopped, worried that he might have made a “mistake,” but Mr. Irving laughed and said, “Don’t worry, Mr. Ross, I’m not deserving of that great honor, and I don’t expect to ever achieve it.” So Dad continued with Roscoe’s rant; the oil guys had learned their lesson and were planning to come together to have a say in the next election—they wanted a businessman for president. Bunny and his communist teacher exchanged the slightest glance, but Dad didn’t suspect anything. Later, when he was alone with Bunny, he said, “Son, that’s a smart young guy. It’s nice to talk to someone who understands business like he does.” You can see how the communist propaganda was spreading!

IX

Bunny spent that summer “playing about,” as the phrase ran; he read a few books on the international situation, he studied some of the confidential reports of Vernon Roscoe’s foreign agents, and watched the derricks climb over a couple more hills of the Ross Junior tract. Bertie telephoned, insisting that he should make his debut into society and meet some “eligible” girls; so he went with her to spend a week at the camp of the ultra-fashionable Woodbridge Rileys, located high in the mountains, in a “club” to which only the elect might attain. Here people boated and swam, but otherwise lived as complicated lives as in the city, tangled in the same web of social duties and engagements, and dressing several times a day. They drank a great deal at dinner, and danced to the music of a Negro jazz orchestra until daybreak, after which the young people would go horseback riding, and have a late breakfast, and sleep a couple of hours before keeping a luncheon engagement.

Bunny spent that summer “hanging out,” as the saying goes; he read a few books about the global situation, studied some of the confidential reports from Vernon Roscoe’s foreign agents, and watched the cranes rise over a couple more hills of the Ross Junior tract. Bertie called, insisting that he should make his entrance into society and meet some “eligible” girls; so he went with her to spend a week at the camp of the ultra-fashionable Woodbridge Rileys, located high in the mountains, in a “club” that only the select could join. Here, people boated and swam, but otherwise led lives just as complicated as in the city, tangled in the same web of social obligations and engagements, changing outfits several times a day. They drank a lot at dinner and danced to the music of a Black jazz band until dawn, after which the young people would go horseback riding, have a late breakfast, and sleep a couple of hours before attending a luncheon engagement.

Here Bunny got to know Eldon Burdick, who had been his sister’s favored suitor for a couple of years. Just what was their relationship Bunny was not sure. Dad had ventured a jest about an approaching wedding, but Bertie froze him; she would attend to her own engagements, with no parental meddling. Now Bunny discovered that the pair were quarreling; he could not help overhearing them, and seeing tears in his sister’s eyes. She was angry because Eldon would only spend a week-end at the camp, and he was angry because she punished him by dancing too often with some other man. But neither of the pair offered any confidences to Bunny, and he did not seek them.

Here, Bunny got to know Eldon Burdick, who had been his sister’s favorite boyfriend for a couple of years. Bunny wasn’t sure what their relationship really was. Dad had joked about an upcoming wedding, but Bertie shut him down; she would handle her own relationships without any parental interference. Now Bunny noticed that the two were arguing; he couldn’t help but overhear them and saw tears in his sister’s eyes. She was upset because Eldon would only spend the weekend at the camp, and he was upset because she was punishing him by dancing too often with some other guy. But neither of them confided in Bunny, and he didn’t press for details.

Eldon Burdick was the youngest son of a family of old California land-owners. Their holdings lay on the outskirts of Angel City, and every ten years or so they would sell off a chunk for “subdivisions,” and this development would so increase the value of the remainder that the family grew richer all the time, despite the fact that forty people, young and old, spent money for everything they could think of. Eldon was a handsome, dashing sportsman with a tiny black moustache, after the fashion of a British army officer; he held himself erect and stiff, and Bunny discovered that he had a military mind. Bertie must have mentioned her brother’s dangerous ideas, for Eldon invited the younger man for a horseback ride, and proceeded to sound him out. Eldon himself was an amateur patriot, in the proper sense of the abused word amateur; he was letting his string of polo-ponies stay idle all summer, while he did his part to save society.

Eldon Burdick was the youngest son of a family of old California landowners. Their property was on the outskirts of Angel City, and every ten years or so, they would sell off a chunk for “subdivisions.” This development would significantly increase the value of what was left, making the family richer all the time, even though forty people, young and old, spent money on everything they could think of. Eldon was a handsome, stylish sportsman with a small black mustache, reminiscent of a British army officer; he carried himself upright and stiff, and Bunny noticed that he had a military mindset. Bertie must have mentioned her brother’s risky ideas because Eldon invited the younger man for a horseback ride and started to probe him. Eldon himself was an amateur patriot, in the true sense of the often-misused term amateur; he was letting his string of polo ponies sit idle all summer while he did his part to help society.

It did not take long for him to uncover the deeps of Bunny’s peril. The boy had got by heart every one of the Bolshevik formulas: that the people of Russia had a right to run their own country in their own way; that our troops had no business shooting and killing them without a declaration of war by Congress; that people in this country had a right to express the above convictions without being beaten or tarred and feathered or sent to prison or deported. Eldon pointed out that all this was merely camouflage, the convenient formulas whereby criminal conspirators sought to cover themselves with a mantle of legality, “free speech” and “civil rights” and all the rest. The Soviet savages had repudiated all these principles, and it was our business to fight them with their own weapons.

It didn’t take long for him to discover the depths of Bunny’s danger. The boy had memorized every one of the Bolshevik beliefs: that the people of Russia had the right to govern themselves; that our troops shouldn’t shoot and kill them without a war declaration from Congress; that people in this country had the right to express these beliefs without being beaten, tarred and feathered, sent to prison, or deported. Eldon pointed out that all this was just a cover, the convenient phrases that criminals used to disguise themselves with a cloak of legality, “free speech” and “civil rights,” and all the rest. The Soviet savages had rejected all these principles, and it was our duty to fight them with their own tactics.

Bunny listened politely while his companion explained the ramifications of the Bolshevik plot. Not merely had these traitors sought to give the victory to Germany, they were now organizing a propaganda machine to overthrow civilized government all over the world; they were stirring up Negroes, Hindoos, Chinese and Mohammedans to rise and exterminate the white race. They had secret organizations with hundreds of thousands of followers in this country, they published or subsidized some eight hundred papers, all preaching class hatred. How could any man of decent instincts make a truce with this monstrosity?

Bunny listened politely while his companion explained the consequences of the Bolshevik plot. Not only had these traitors tried to hand the victory to Germany, but they were also organizing a propaganda machine to overthrow civilized governments worldwide; they were inciting Black people, Indians, Chinese, and Muslims to rise up and eliminate the white race. They had secret organizations with hundreds of thousands of supporters in this country, and they published or funded around eight hundred newspapers, all spreading class hatred. How could any decent person make a deal with such a monstrosity?

It was indeed terrifying, and difficult to answer; nevertheless, Bunny stuck it out, we had no right in Russia or Siberia, and if we would let the Bolsheviks alone, they couldn’t hurt us. When we suppressed people’s ideas, we made it seem that we couldn’t answer them; when we smashed up meetings and threw hundreds of people into jail for trying to attend meetings, we simply advertised the ideas we were trying to suppress, we made lots of other people sympathize with the victims. Look at those Russian Jewish boys and girls that had been arrested in New York, all of them under twenty; they had done nothing but distribute a leaflet appealing to the American people not to make war on Russia, yet they had been tortured in jail until one of them died, and the rest had got sentences of twenty years! When Eldon Burdick discovered that Bunny was defending vermin such as these, he first became hot, and then he became cold; and soon Bunny noticed that others of the guests were cold, and his sister came to him with flashing eyes, declaring that he had ruined her social career.

It was really scary and hard to respond; still, Bunny held his ground. We had no right to be in Russia or Siberia, and if we left the Bolsheviks alone, they couldn’t harm us. When we shut down people's ideas, it made it seem like we couldn’t counter them; when we broke up meetings and threw hundreds in jail just for trying to attend, we only promoted the ideas we wanted to silence, making many others sympathize with the victims. Look at those Russian Jewish boys and girls who were arrested in New York, all under twenty; they hadn’t done anything except hand out a leaflet urging the American people not to go to war with Russia, yet they were tortured in jail until one of them died, and the others received twenty-year sentences! When Eldon Burdick found out that Bunny was defending people like them, he first got angry, and then he froze up; soon, Bunny noticed that other guests were feeling cold towards him, and his sister came over with furious eyes, saying that he had destroyed her social life.

X

So Bunny went to visit Henrietta Ashleigh, at the beach-home of her family; located on a beautiful blue lagoon, with little white sail-boats dotted over it, and yellow and gray cliffs covered with Spanish bungalows of many-tinted plaster. Here, gliding about in a canoe, Bunny tried to justify his ideas, but met no better success. Henrietta had an invincible prejudice against Bolsheviks, and Bunny suspected the reason—she had heard about the nationalization of women. He would have liked to hint to her that he doubted the truth of these stories; but if it had been possible to mention such a subject to Henrietta, she would not have been his ideal of feminine purity.

So Bunny went to visit Henrietta Ashleigh at her family's beach house, situated by a beautiful blue lagoon with little white sailboats scattered across it and yellow and gray cliffs that held Spanish bungalows painted in various shades. While gliding around in a canoe, Bunny tried to explain his ideas but had no more success than before. Henrietta had a strong bias against Bolsheviks, and Bunny suspected it stemmed from hearing about the nationalization of women. He would have liked to suggest to her that he doubted the accuracy of those stories; however, if it had been possible to bring up such a topic with Henrietta, she wouldn't have fit his ideal of feminine purity.

So Bunny had to motor up to Angel City and take Mr. Irving out to lunch, in order to have some one to tell his troubles to. But Mr. Irving made matters worse by giving him an article from a Socialist paper, written by an English journalist who had just come out of Russia, telling of the desperate efforts the Communists were making to defend their cause. The party had conscripted fifty percent of its members to go to the front and die—that was what it amounted to, for even a slight wound was often fatal—there were no antiseptics anywhere in a country of more than a hundred million people. On twenty-six fronts the Russian workers were waging battle against a host of enemies. In Finland alone the counter-revolutionary general Mannerheim had slaughtered a hundred thousand people suspected of sympathy with Bolshevism; he had done it with American guns and American ammunition, and his troops many of them wearing American uniforms. In cases where the troops had been beaten by the Bolsheviks and forced to retreat, the American Red Cross had burned millions of dollars worth of medical supplies, for fear that they might be used to save wounded Bolshevik soldiers and Bolshevik women in child-birth. Somehow, when you knew that things like this were happening in the world, you did not enjoy drifting about in a canoe on a beautiful blue lagoon!

So Bunny had to drive up to Angel City and take Mr. Irving out to lunch so he would have someone to share his troubles with. But Mr. Irving only made things worse by giving him an article from a Socialist newspaper written by an English journalist who had just come from Russia, describing the desperate efforts the Communists were making to defend their cause. The party had conscripted fifty percent of its members to go to the front and die—that was essentially the reality, since even a minor wound was often fatal—there were no antiseptics anywhere in a country of over a hundred million people. On twenty-six fronts, the Russian workers were fighting against a multitude of enemies. In Finland alone, the counter-revolutionary general Mannerheim had killed a hundred thousand people suspected of sympathizing with Bolshevism; he had done it using American guns and American ammunition, and many of his troops were wearing American uniforms. In cases where the troops were beaten by the Bolsheviks and forced to retreat, the American Red Cross had burned millions of dollars' worth of medical supplies out of fear that they might be used to save injured Bolshevik soldiers and Bolshevik women giving birth. Somehow, when you knew that things like this were happening in the world, it was hard to enjoy drifting in a canoe on a beautiful blue lagoon!

Bunny went back to Paradise, and studied and thought and waited. There came another post-card from Paul—just like the former one, cold and matter-of-fact; Paul was well and busy, and was being taken good care of; he had had another letter from Ruth; he hoped that the family was well, and also the Rosses. Bunny now knew the world-situation sufficiently to understand why Paul wrote such a card, and even to imagine the bitterness that Paul must feel to be compelled to write it.

Bunny returned to Paradise and spent time studying, thinking, and waiting. Another postcard from Paul arrived—just like the previous one, cold and straightforward; Paul was fine and busy, and was being well taken care of; he’d received another letter from Ruth; he hoped the family was doing well, as well as the Rosses. Bunny now understood the world situation well enough to grasp why Paul wrote such a card, and even to sense the bitterness Paul must feel for being forced to write it.

Bunny thought that he also would try his hand at card-writing. He got a plain postal, and told Paul that they were all well and busy, and producing a lot of oil to help defeat America’s enemies. “I am doing a lot of thinking,” Bunny added; but then it occurred to him that this might suggest a forbidden procedure to troops, so he got another card and told how happy everybody was and how well things were going, and then added, “I am coming to agree with Tom Axton in everything.” Bunny figured that the censor would hardly know, way out there in Siberia, how Tom Axton had organized the oil workers in the Paradise field!

Bunny decided to give card-writing a shot. He grabbed a plain postcard and told Paul that everyone was doing well and staying busy, producing a lot of oil to help defeat America’s enemies. “I’ve been doing a lot of thinking,” Bunny added; but then it hit him that this might imply a questionable activity for the troops, so he grabbed another card and wrote about how happy everyone was and how smoothly things were going, then added, “I’m starting to agree with Tom Axton on everything.” Bunny figured the censor way out there in Siberia wouldn’t know how Tom Axton had organized the oil workers in the Paradise field!

All this time Bunny was torn between two sets of emotions, both strong within him, and absolutely contradictory. He had been in the army as a prospective officer and had burned with patriotic loyalty; but now, only seven months later, here he was with a desire to “root” for the enemies of his country, and to cheer when the flag had to retreat! Yes, he was actually tempted to be glad when he read that the American troops at Archangel were checked, and their British commanders foiled in their objectives! He remembered the thrills that had stirred his soul in the training-camp, when he had leaped from his tent at reveille, and seen “Old Glory” floating in the breeze of dawn; if in those days he could have seen himself as he was now, he would have called himself a black-hearted traitor!

All this time, Bunny was caught between two strong, completely conflicting feelings. He had been in the army as a potential officer and had been filled with patriotic loyalty; but now, just seven months later, here he was wanting to cheer for the enemies of his country and feeling happy when the flag had to back down! Yes, he was seriously tempted to feel glad when he read that the American troops in Archangel had been stopped, and their British commanders had failed in their goals! He remembered the excitement that had filled him in the training camp when he jumped out of his tent at reveille and saw "Old Glory" waving in the morning breeze; if he could have seen himself now during those days, he would have called himself a heartless traitor!

XI

There were very few people in the world who thought the Russians would be able to defend themselves against the hosts of all the world. Yet somehow they were managing it. There was a peculiar thing to be noticed in the newspaper despatches from the various anti-Bolshevik fronts. The allied troops would win great victories; they would take Perm, or Ufa, or whatever city it might be, and capture vast thousands of the enemy. A month or two later they would win another victory, and again the patriots would be cheered up—until it occurred to them to get the map, and compare the location of the two places, and discover that the second place was one or two hundred miles farther back than the first one!

Very few people believed that the Russians could hold their own against the entire world. Yet somehow, they were doing it. One strange thing stood out in the newspaper reports from the various anti-Bolshevik fronts. The allied troops would achieve major victories; they would capture cities like Perm or Ufa, and take thousands of enemy soldiers. A month or two later, they would score another victory, and again the patriots would feel uplifted—until they thought to pull out a map and compare the locations of the two cities, only to find that the second city was one or two hundred miles further back than the first!

Later on Bunny found out what this meant. The peasants had a way of staying quiet while the allied forces advanced, and then rising up behind their lines and forcing them to retreat. So mighty was Bolshevik propaganda—it was working thus at Archangel, and all along the western front from the Baltic to the Crimea, and all over Siberia; no victory ever lasted. Admiral Kolchak got all the way across Siberia, General Denikin, in the Ukraine, got within a hundred and twenty-five miles of Moscow; but it all came to nothing.

Later on, Bunny discovered what this meant. The peasants had a strategy of staying silent while the allied forces moved forward, and then rising up behind their lines to force them to retreat. Bolshevik propaganda was incredibly powerful—it was effective at Archangel, and along the western front from the Baltic to the Crimea, and throughout Siberia; no victory ever lasted. Admiral Kolchak made it all the way across Siberia, and General Denikin, in Ukraine, got within a hundred and twenty-five miles of Moscow; but it all amounted to nothing.

Then, as summer turned into fall, and fall into winter, a still more terrifying thing began to happen. The armies of the great powers began to show signs of succumbing to the deadly propaganda poison! They were now in the second winter since the armistice, and the soldiers thought the war was over, and why couldn’t they go home? The very worst of the prophesies of Eldon Burdick began suddenly to come true. The sailors of the French fleet in the Black Sea rose up and overthrew their officers and captured several battleships! German troops declined to win their way back to respectability by putting down Bolshevism for the allies! British soldiers at Folkestone refused to go onto the ships that were to take them to Archangel!

Then, as summer turned into fall and fall into winter, something even more terrifying started happening. The armies of the major powers began to show signs of succumbing to the deadly propaganda poison! They were now in the second winter since the armistice, and the soldiers thought the war was over—so why couldn’t they go home? The very worst of Eldon Burdick's predictions began to come true all at once. The sailors of the French fleet in the Black Sea revolted, overthrowing their officers and capturing several battleships! German troops refused to regain their respectability by quelling Bolshevism for the allies! British soldiers in Folkestone declined to board the ships that were supposed to take them to Archangel!

And most appalling of all, a mutiny in the American army! The first mutiny in the whole history of “Old Glory”! Michigan lumbermen and farmer-boys, shipped up there under the Arctic circle, put under the command of British officers, and ordered out to shoot half-starved and ragged Russian workingmen at fifty degrees below zero—these boys laid down their arms! The facts were hushed up in the newspapers—but not in the higher circles of the army and of world diplomacy, nor yet in the office-buildings where the gentlemen and lady-patriots planned the future of the world!

And the most shocking of all, a mutiny in the American army! The first mutiny in the entire history of “Old Glory”! Michigan lumberjacks and farm boys, sent up there under the Arctic Circle, placed under the command of British officers, and ordered out to shoot half-starved and ragged Russian workers at fifty degrees below zero—these boys surrendered their weapons! The details were kept quiet in the newspapers—but not among the higher-ups in the army and international diplomacy, nor in the office buildings where the gentlemen and lady-patriots were planning the future of the world!

In the month of October the allies made their last military effort. They sent in the tsarist General Yudenich to take Petrograd; they gave him all the supplies he could use, and troops of many nations, and he got within a few miles of the city, so that the Soviets had to move their capital to Moscow. But the half-starved and ragged Communists drove back their foes, and Bolshevik propaganda proceeded to cause a revolution in Hungary and another in Bavaria!

In October, the allies made their final military push. They brought in tsarist General Yudenich to capture Petrograd, providing him with all the supplies he needed and troops from various nations. He managed to get within a few miles of the city, forcing the Soviets to move their capital to Moscow. However, the half-starved and ragged Communists pushed back their enemies, and Bolshevik propaganda sparked revolutions in Hungary and Bavaria!

Also at home there were portents. In spite of all the raids and jailings and deportations, great numbers of people could not be prevented from saying publicly and loudly that we had no business making war upon a friendly people. More and more there was discontent with the program of keeping our soldiers abroad after the war was over. “Radical” newspapers and magazines continued to be circulated, and in the big cities at any rate it was not possible to prevent mass-meetings.

Also at home, there were signs. Despite all the raids, arrests, and deportations, many people couldn’t be stopped from openly and loudly expressing that we shouldn’t be waging war against a friendly nation. There was growing dissatisfaction with the idea of keeping our soldiers overseas after the war ended. “Radical” newspapers and magazines kept being circulated, and in the major cities at least, it was impossible to stop mass meetings.

It was a little difficult to make any protest effective, because of the peculiar condition into which the government had fallen. The President had set out on a tour, to convince the people that they should be satisfied with the peace settlement. He had come to Angel City, and Dad and Bunny had gone to hear him—in a vast hall where ten thousand people were marshalled, and taught to stand up and sit down again, and cheer at signal, all very reverently, quite like royalty. The great man’s voice was strained, and his face had an unwholesome flush, and his arguments were as broken as his appearance. A few days later came word that his health had collapsed, and he was hurried back to Washington, where he had an apoplectic stroke. Now he lay, a helpless, half-conscious invalid, and the country was governed by a strange triumvirate—a Catholic private secretary, an army doctor, and one of the most fashionably dressed of Washington society ladies.

It was a bit challenging to make any protest meaningful because of the odd situation the government found itself in. The President had gone on a tour to convince the public that they should be happy with the peace deal. He had arrived in Angel City, and Dad and Bunny went to hear him speak in a massive hall filled with ten thousand people, all organized to stand up and sit down again and cheer on cue, very respectfully, almost like it was royalty. The man’s voice sounded strained, his face had an unhealthy glow, and his arguments were as disjointed as his appearance. A few days later, news came that his health had failed, and he was rushed back to Washington, where he suffered a stroke. Now he lay there, a helpless, half-conscious invalid, while the country was run by an unusual trio—a Catholic private secretary, an army doctor, and one of the most stylishly dressed women in Washington society.

But somewhere, in the cabinet, perhaps, there was left a trace of intelligence, with which to realize the mounting dangers abroad and at home. At Christmas time, while Bunny was up at Paradise, hunting quail and watching the progress of Ross Consolidated, he went out one morning to meet the Ford car which brought the mail to the tract. He got his morning paper and opened it, and there on the front page was a despatch from Washington, announcing that the army authorities had decided it was no longer necessary for them to police the Trans-Siberian Railway; we were going to leave the Japanese in charge, and come home. Bunny gave a shout, and rushed into the house, calling for Ruth. “Paul is coming back! Paul is coming back!” And then he had to run quick and catch her by the arm and help her to a chair!

But somewhere, maybe in the cabinet, there was a hint of awareness that could recognize the growing dangers both abroad and at home. During Christmas, while Bunny was at Paradise hunting quail and keeping an eye on the progress of Ross Consolidated, he went out one morning to meet the Ford car that brought the mail to the area. He grabbed his morning paper, opened it, and there on the front page was a dispatch from Washington, announcing that the military had decided it was no longer necessary for them to patrol the Trans-Siberian Railway; they were handing control over to the Japanese and coming home. Bunny shouted in excitement and ran back into the house, calling for Ruth. “Paul is coming back! Paul is coming back!” Then he had to quickly grab her by the arm and help her into a chair!

CHAPTER XI
THE REBEL

I

At Southern Pacific University the class lines were tacitly but effectively drawn, and in the ordinary course of events a man of Bunny’s wealth, good looks and good manners, would have associated only with the members of fraternities and sororities. If some Negro boy were to develop eloquence as a debater, or if some one taking a course in millinery or plumbing were to display fleetness as a hurdler, the hurdler might hurdle and the debater might debate, but they would not be invited to tea-parties or dances, nor be elected to prominence in the student organizations; such honors were reserved for tall Anglo-Saxons having regular features, and hair plastered straight back from their foreheads, and trousers pressed to a knife edge and never worn two days in succession.

At Southern Pacific University, social class lines were silently yet effectively established, and typically, someone like Bunny, with his wealth, looks, and manners, would only interact with members of fraternities and sororities. If a Black student became a skilled debater or if someone studying millinery or plumbing excelled as a hurdler, the hurdler would compete and the debater would debate, but they wouldn’t be invited to tea parties or dances, nor would they be chosen for leadership roles in student organizations; those privileges were reserved for tall Anglo-Saxons with distinct features, slicked-back hair, and impeccably pressed trousers that were never worn two days in a row.

But here was Bunny Ross, persisting in fooling with “dangerous thoughts,” that made his friends angry. Of course, as anyone would have foreseen, there were “barbs” and “goats,” anxious to break in where they were not wanted, and perfectly willing to pretend to think that our country ought not to intervene in Russia, if by so professing they could get to know one of the socially élite. So Bunny found himself on talking terms with various queer fish. For example, there was Peter Nagle, whose father was president of a “rationalist society,” and who seemed to have one dominating desire in life—to blurt out in class that what was the matter with the world was superstition, and that mankind could never progress until they stopped believing in God. In a university all of whose faculty were required to be devout Methodists, you can imagine how popular this made him. Peter looked just as you would expect such a boor to look, with a large square head and a wide mouth full of teeth, and a shock of yellow hair which he allowed to straggle round his ears and drop white specks onto his coat collar—his coat did not match his trousers, and he brought his lunch to the university tied with a strap!

But here was Bunny Ross, still messing around with “dangerous thoughts,” which made his friends mad. Of course, as anyone could've predicted, there were “barbs” and “goats,” eager to crash the party where they weren't welcome, and perfectly willing to pretend to believe that our country shouldn’t get involved in Russia, if it meant they could meet someone from the social elite. So Bunny found himself chatting with all sorts of strange characters. For instance, there was Peter Nagle, whose dad was the president of a “rationalist society,” and who seemed to have one main goal in life—to shout out in class that the problem with the world was superstition, and that humanity could never move forward until they stopped believing in God. In a university where all the faculty had to be devout Methodists, you can bet this made him quite unpopular. Peter looked exactly like you’d expect such a jerk to look, with a big square head and a wide mouth full of teeth, and a messy tuft of blonde hair that he let hang around his ears and drop white flakes onto his coat collar—his coat didn’t match his pants, and he brought his lunch to the university tied up with a strap!

And then there was Gregor Nikolaieff. Gregor was all right, when you got to know him, but the trouble was, it was hard to know him, because his accent was peculiar, and at critical moments in his talk he would forget the English word. He had jet black hair, and black eyes with a sombre frown above them—in short, he was the very picture of what the students called a “Bolsheviki.” As it happened, Gregor’s father had belonged to one of the revolutionary parties whom the Bolsheviks were now sending to jail; but how could you explain that to a student body which dumped into one common garbage-can Socialists and Communists and Syndicalists and Anarchists, Communist-Anarchists and Anarchist-Syndicalists, Social Revolutionaries and Social-Democrats, Populists, Progressives, Single-taxers, Nonpartisan Leaguers, Pacifists, Pragmatists, Altruists, Vegetarians, Anti-vivisectionists and opponents of capital punishment.

And then there was Gregor Nikolaieff. Gregor was fine once you got to know him, but the problem was that it was hard to get to know him because his accent was unusual, and at key moments in his speech, he would forget the English word. He had jet black hair and dark eyes with a serious frown above them—in short, he was exactly what the students labeled a “Bolsheviki.” As it turned out, Gregor’s father had been part of one of the revolutionary parties that the Bolsheviks were now imprisoning; but how could you explain that to a student body that tossed all Socialists, Communists, Syndicalists, Anarchists, Communist-Anarchists, Anarchist-Syndicalists, Social Revolutionaries, Social-Democrats, Populists, Progressives, Single-taxers, Nonpartisan Leaguers, Pacifists, Pragmatists, Altruists, Vegetarians, Anti-vivisectionists, and opponents of capital punishment into one common garbage can?

Also there was Rachel Menzies, who belonged to a people that had been chosen by the Lord, but not by the aforesaid student body. Rachel was rather good-looking, though in a dark, foreign way; she was short—what feminine enemies would have called “dumpy”—and made no pretense at finery, but came to the university in black cotton stockings and a shirtwaist that did not match her skirt. There was a rumor that her father worked in a clothing factory, and her brother was pressing students’ pants for an education.

Also, there was Rachel Menzies, who belonged to a group that had been chosen by the Lord, but not by the mentioned student body. Rachel was kind of attractive, though in a dark, exotic way; she was short—what some female rivals would have called “dumpy”—and didn’t try to dress up, but showed up at the university in black cotton stockings and a blouse that didn’t match her skirt. There was a rumor that her dad worked in a clothing factory, and her brother was pressing students' pants to pay for his education.

And here was the discoverer and heir-apparent of the Ross Junior oil field, letting himself be seen in public with these people, and even trying to introduce them to his fraternity brothers; excusing himself by saying that they believed in “free speech.” As if it were not obvious that they would, having everything to gain and nothing to lose! Proletarians of all universities unite!

And here was the discoverer and heir-apparent of the Ross Junior oil field, showing up in public with these people, and even trying to introduce them to his fraternity brothers; justifying himself by saying that they believed in “free speech.” As if it wasn't obvious that they would, having everything to gain and nothing to lose! Workers of all universities unite!

Poor Bunny got it from both sides. “Look here,” said Donald Burns, president of the sophomore class, “don’t you introduce me to any more of your Yid fairies.” And then, “Look here,” said Rachel Menzies, “don’t you introduce me to any more of your male fashion-plates.” Bunny protested, he had the idea that all kinds of people ought to know one another; but Rachel informed him that she thought too much of herself. “Probably you’ve never been snubbed in your life, Mr. Ross, but we Jews learn the lesson early in our lives—not to go where we aren’t wanted.”

Poor Bunny was getting it from all sides. “Listen,” said Donald Burns, the president of the sophomore class, “don’t you introduce me to any more of your Yid fairies.” Then Rachel Menzies chimed in, “Listen, don’t you introduce me to any more of your male fashionistas.” Bunny protested, believing that all kinds of people should know each other; but Rachel told him that she had too much self-respect for that. “You probably haven’t been snubbed in your life, Mr. Ross, but we Jews learn early on not to go where we aren’t wanted.”

Said Bunny, “But Miss Menzies, if you believe in ideas, you’ve got to teach people—”

Said Bunny, “But Miss Menzies, if you believe in ideas, you have to teach people—”

“Thank you,” she said; “I believe in my ideas, but not enough to teach Donald Burns.”

“Thank you,” she said, “I believe in my ideas, but not enough to teach Donald Burns.”

“But how can you tell?” Bunny protested. “You’re teaching me, and I don’t belong to the working-class.” He had learned that this girl was a member of the Socialist party, and it was “class-consciousness,” as well as Jewish consciousness.

“But how can you tell?” Bunny protested. “You’re teaching me, and I don’t belong to the working class.” He had found out that this girl was part of the Socialist party, and it was about “class consciousness,” as well as Jewish identity.

Rachel insisted that Bunny was one person in a million, capable of believing what was contrary to his economic interests. But Bunny had no awareness of anything extraordinary about himself. Instead of being a conspicuous and shining leader, as his high destiny directed, he was always looking for some one he could lean on, some one who was positive, and whom he could trust. He found some of this in Henrietta Ashleigh, who knew exactly what was proper; and he found some more of it in Rachel Menzies, who knew exactly what was true, and said it with energy and frankness that were like flashes of lightning in the twilight of Southern Pacific culture.

Rachel was adamant that Bunny was one in a million, able to believe things that went against his own economic interests. But Bunny didn’t see anything special about himself. Instead of being a prominent and shining leader, as his great potential suggested, he was always searching for someone to lean on, someone positive, and someone he could trust. He found some of this in Henrietta Ashleigh, who understood exactly what was acceptable; and he found more of it in Rachel Menzies, who knew precisely what was true and expressed it with an energy and openness that were like flashes of lightning in the dim twilight of Southern Pacific culture.

The only trouble was, the contradiction between his two authorities; it appeared almost as if what was true was not proper and what was proper was not true! For Henrietta considered Rachel an impossible person, and was cold as a corpse in her presence; while Rachel’s idea of being insulting was to tell Bunny that it was with Henrietta he really belonged, his Creator had made him to take her to church.

The only problem was the clash between his two influences; it seemed almost like what was real wasn’t proper and what was proper wasn’t real! Henrietta thought Rachel was totally unreasonable and acted as cold as ice around her; meanwhile, Rachel’s idea of being insulting was telling Bunny that he truly belonged with Henrietta, and that his Creator had intended for him to take her to church.

II

Amid this perplexity, Bunny found comfort in the backing of Billy George, who was Anglo-Saxon and broad-shouldered, and a senior besides. Billy assured him he was right, and suggested that they take some steps to make their ideas understood to the rest of the student body. Why not organize a little group, the Society for the Study of Russian Problems, or something of that sort? Bunny should ask Mr. Irving to advise them, and perhaps join them—it would be much better if they could have the backing of one of the teachers. So Bunny went to Mr. Irving, who said at once that he could not give any advice on the subject, for the reason that it would jeopardize his position to do so; the students would have to follow their own judgment. The young instructor did add this much, they ought surely not use the name “Russian,” but take some inoffensive title, the “Liberal Club,” or the “Social Problems Society.”

Amid this confusion, Bunny found comfort in the support of Billy George, who was Anglo-Saxon, broad-shouldered, and older. Billy assured him he was on the right track and suggested they take some steps to get their ideas across to the rest of the student body. Why not form a little group, like the Society for the Study of Russian Problems, or something similar? Bunny should ask Mr. Irving for advice and maybe even get him to join—they would definitely be better off with one of the teachers supporting them. So, Bunny went to see Mr. Irving, who immediately said he couldn't give any advice on the matter because it would put his position at risk; the students would have to rely on their own judgment. The young instructor did add that they probably shouldn't use the name “Russian,” but instead choose a more neutral title like the “Liberal Club” or the “Social Problems Society.”

Bunny took that advice to the others, meeting in one of the class-rooms after hours. Billy George said it didn’t seem very “spunky” of Mr. Irving; whereupon Rachel Menzies flared up, he had no right to hint at such a thing, they all knew what the teacher’s position was, and he had a perfect right to keep out of trouble. What business had Mr. George to be finding fault, when he himself had done nothing publicly?

Bunny shared that advice with the others, meeting in one of the classrooms after hours. Billy George said it didn’t seem very “spunky” of Mr. Irving; then Rachel Menzies got angry, saying he had no right to imply such a thing. They all knew what the teacher’s situation was, and he had every right to stay out of trouble. What business did Mr. George have to criticize when he himself hadn’t done anything publicly?

The other demanded to know what he could do, and the girl was not backward in suggestions. Why not start a student paper, a little four-page sheet, once a week or even once a month? It would cost very little, and would make a hit, they could be sure; look how many people had wanted to read Mr. Ross’s letter about Siberia! If they printed that letter they would set the campus on fire. Mr. George could have the honor of being editor, and Rachel would contribute her share of the cost. There was obvious irony in that, considering the quantity of iron pipe which Billy’s father was known to be marketing in Angel City. But they discussed it gravely, and Billy didn’t think he could take any responsibility; his old man would pull him out of college, and put him to work on a bookkeeper’s stool.

The other person wanted to know what he could do, and the girl was quick to suggest ideas. Why not start a student newspaper, a little four-page publication, either weekly or even monthly? It wouldn’t cost much and would definitely attract attention; just look at how many people wanted to read Mr. Ross’s letter about Siberia! If they printed that letter, it would create a buzz on campus. Mr. George could take on the role of editor, and Rachel would pitch in for her share of the expenses. There was a clear irony in that, considering how much iron pipe Billy’s dad was known to be selling in Angel City. But they talked about it seriously, and Billy felt he couldn't take on any responsibility; his dad would pull him out of college and make him work as a bookkeeper instead.

Then, automatically, the eyes of the group turned to Bunny. What did he think? Bunny found his cheeks growing red. He had wanted to explain his ideas to other people, but had thought of doing it in some dignified way, privately and quietly. A paper would make such a noise! Rachel Menzies apparently didn’t mind a noise, but Henrietta would, she would be horrified by the bare idea. Also there was Dad—the “education business” would be damned forever by such a venture. So Bunny had to say no; and Rachel Menzies said that was all right, there were plenty of excuses, and she didn’t blame anybody for finding the best one, but at least they had no business criticizing Mr. Irving for lack of courage!

Then, automatically, the eyes of the group turned to Bunny. What did he think? Bunny felt his cheeks turning red. He had wanted to share his ideas with others, but he had envisioned doing it in a dignified way, privately and quietly. A paper would create such a commotion! Rachel Menzies clearly didn’t mind making a fuss, but Henrietta would; she would be horrified by the mere thought. Plus, there was Dad—the “education business” would be doomed forever by such a move. So Bunny had to decline; and Rachel Menzies said that was fine, there were plenty of excuses, and she didn’t blame anyone for finding the best one, but at least they had no right to criticize Mr. Irving for lacking courage!

III

Soon after that Bunny read in the paper that the transport “Bennington” had arrived in San Francisco with two thousand troops from Siberia. Paul’s unit was listed; so Bunny called up Ruth on the telephone and told her the news, and said, be sure to let him know as soon as she got word. Two days later Ruth called him—Paul had arrived at Paradise. It was a Friday, so Bunny “cut” his afternoon courses, and jumped into his car. Dad had gone over to Lobos River, to see to a “fishing” job, and so missed this first meeting.

Soon after that, Bunny read in the newspaper that the transport ship “Bennington” had arrived in San Francisco with two thousand troops from Siberia. Paul’s unit was mentioned, so Bunny called Ruth and shared the news, asking her to let him know as soon as she heard from him. Two days later, Ruth called him—Paul had arrived at Paradise. Since it was a Friday, Bunny skipped his afternoon classes and jumped into his car. Dad had gone over to Lobos River to oversee a fishing job, so he missed this first meeting.

It was almost twenty months that Paul had been away, and Bunny was keyed up with eagerness. The first glance gave him a shock, for Paul looked quite terrible—gaunt and yellow, his khaki jacket hanging loose upon him. “You’ve been sick!” cried Bunny.

It had been almost twenty months since Paul left, and Bunny was filled with anticipation. The first look at him was jarring because Paul looked really bad—skinny and pale, his khaki jacket hanging off him. “You’ve been sick!” Bunny exclaimed.

“Yes,” said Paul; “but I’m getting all right now.”

“Yes,” Paul said, “but I’m doing fine now.”

“Paul, tell me what happened!”

“Paul, tell me what’s up!”

“Well, it was no picnic.” And he seemed to think that would satisfy both his sister and his friend—after a year and a half!

“Well, it wasn’t easy.” And he seemed to think that would be enough for both his sister and his friend—after a year and a half!

They were over in the cabin on the Rascum tract, where Ruth and Paul had first begun house-keeping. It was supper-time, and the girl had prepared a bounteous repast; but Paul wasn’t much on eating just now, he said—afraid to trust himself with good food. While they sat at table he told them about Manila, where they had stopped; and about a storm on the Pacific; but not a word about Siberia!

They were over in the cabin on the Rascum tract, where Ruth and Paul had first started their lives together. It was dinner time, and the girl had prepared a generous meal; but Paul wasn't really up for eating right now, he said — too worried to enjoy good food. While they sat at the table, he talked to them about Manila, where they had stopped; and about a storm on the Pacific; but he didn’t mention a word about Siberia!

Of course that wouldn’t do. After the meal they got Paul settled in an arm-chair, and Bunny said, “Look here, Paul, I’ve been trying to understand about this Russian business. I’m quarrelling with most everyone I know about it, and I counted on you for the truth. So please do tell us about it—just what happened to you.”

Of course, that wouldn't work. After the meal, they got Paul settled into an armchair, and Bunny said, “Hey, Paul, I've been trying to make sense of this Russian situation. I’m arguing with just about everyone I know about it, and I was counting on you for the facts. So please, tell us about it—what really happened to you.”

Paul sat with his head lying back. His face had always been sombre, a prominent nose and wide mouth with a tendency to droop at the corners; haggard as he was, this tendency was accentuated, he looked like a mask of sorrow. “What happened to me?” he said, in his slow voice; and then he seemed to raise himself to the effort of recalling it. “I’ll tell you what happened, son; I was kidnapped.”

Paul sat back, his head resting. His face had always been serious, with a prominent nose and a wide mouth that often drooped at the corners; now, looking worn out, that drooping was even more noticeable—he resembled a mask of sadness. “What happened to me?” he asked slowly, then he seemed to put in the effort to remember. “I’ll tell you what happened, son; I was kidnapped.”

“Kidnapped!” The two of them echoed the word together.

“Kidnapped!” They both said the word together.

“Yes, just that. I thought I went into the army to put down the Kaiser, but I was kidnapped by some Wall Street bankers, and put to work as a strike-breaker, a scab.”

“Yes, just that. I thought I joined the army to take down the Kaiser, but I was taken by some Wall Street bankers and forced to work as a strike-breaker, a scab.”

Ruth and Bunny could only sit and gaze at Paul, and wait for him to say what he meant by these strange words.

Ruth and Bunny could only sit and stare at Paul, waiting for him to explain what he meant by those weird words.

“You remember our oil strike, Bunny? Those guards the Federation sent up here—husky fellows, with plenty of guns, and good warm clothes, rain-coats and water-proof hats and everything. Well, that’s what I’ve been doing for a year and a half—putting down a strike for Wall Street bankers. The guards here at Paradise got ten dollars a day, and if they didn’t like it, they could quit; but I got thirty a month and beans, and if I tried to quit they’d have shot me. That was the cinch the bankers had.”

“You remember our oil strike, Bunny? Those guards the Federation sent up here—big guys, well-armed, with warm clothes, raincoats, waterproof hats, and everything. Well, that’s what I’ve been doing for a year and a half—breaking a strike for Wall Street bankers. The guards here at Paradise made ten dollars a day, and if they didn’t like it, they could leave; but I was getting thirty a month and beans, and if I tried to quit they’d have shot me. That was the advantage the bankers had.”

Again there was a pause. Paul had closed his eyes, and he told a part of his story that way, looking at things he saw inside his mind.

Again there was a pause. Paul had closed his eyes, and he shared part of his story like that, envisioning the things he saw in his mind.

“First thing, the allies took the city of Vladivostok. The strikers had that city, with a perfectly good government, everything orderly and fine. They didn’t make much resistance—they were too surprised at our behavior. We shot a few longshoremen, who tried to defend one building, and the strikers had a big funeral with a procession; they brought the red coffins to the American consulate with banners that asked us why we had shot their people. It happened to be the Fourth of July, and we were celebrating our revolution; why had we overthrown theirs? Of course we couldn’t answer; none of us knew why we had done it; but little by little we began to find out.”

“First, the allies took the city of Vladivostok. The strikers controlled that city, which had a perfectly good government, everything running smoothly and well. They didn’t put up much resistance—they were too shocked by our actions. We shot a few dockworkers who tried to defend one building, and the strikers held a large funeral procession; they brought the red coffins to the American consulate with banners asking us why we had shot their people. It happened to be the Fourth of July, and we were celebrating our revolution; why had we overthrown theirs? Of course, we couldn’t answer; none of us knew why we had done it; but gradually, we started to figure it out.”

Paul paused, and waited so long that Bunny thought he wasn’t going on. “Why, Paul?”

Paul paused and waited so long that Bunny thought he wasn’t going to continue. “Why, Paul?”

“Well, just outside that city, along the railroad track, there were fields—I guess there must have been ten or twenty acres, piled twenty feet high with stuff—guns and shells, railroad locomotives, rails and machinery, motor-trucks—every kind of thing you could think of to help win a war. Some of it was in cases, and some without even a tarpaulin over it, just lying there in the rain, and sinking slowly—some of the heavy stuff two feet down in the mud. There was a hundred million dollars of it, that had been put off the steamers, intended to be taken across to Russia; but then the revolution had come, and there it lay. One of our jobs was to guard it. At first, of course, we thought it belonged to the government; but then little by little we got the story. Originally the British government had bought it for the Tsar’s government, and taken bonds for it. Later, when we came into the war, the firm of Morgan and Company took over the bonds from the British government, and these supplies were Morgan’s collateral, and we had overthrown the Vladivostok government to protect it for him.”

“Well, just outside that city, along the railroad track, there were fields—I guess there must have been ten or twenty acres, piled twenty feet high with stuff—guns and shells, railroad locomotives, rails and machinery, motor trucks—every kind of thing you could think of to help win a war. Some of it was in crates, and some without even a tarp over it, just lying there in the rain, slowly sinking—some of the heavy stuff two feet down in the mud. There was a hundred million dollars’ worth of it, that had been unloaded from the steamers, meant to be sent to Russia; but then the revolution happened, and there it stayed. One of our jobs was to guard it. At first, of course, we thought it belonged to the government; but then little by little we got the story. Originally the British government had bought it for the Tsar’s government and taken bonds for it. Later, when we entered the war, the firm of Morgan and Company took over the bonds from the British government, and these supplies were Morgan’s collateral, and we had overthrown the Vladivostok government to protect it for him.”

Again there was a pause. “Paul,” said Bunny, anxiously, “do you really know that?”

Again there was a pause. “Paul,” Bunny said anxiously, “do you really know that?”

Paul laughed, but without any happiness. “Know it?” he said. “Listen, son. They sent out an expedition, two hundred and eighty men to run the railroad—every kind of expert, traffic men, telegraphers, linemen, engineers. They all wore army uniforms, and the lowest man had the rank of second lieutenant; of course we thought they were part of the army, like the rest of us. But they got fancy pay, and by God, it wasn’t army pay, it was checks on a Wall Street bank! I’ve seen dozens of those checks. It was a private expedition, sent to run the railroad for the bankers.”

Paul laughed, but there was no joy in it. “Know it?” he said. “Listen, son. They sent out a team, two hundred and eighty men to manage the railroad—every type of expert, traffic coordinators, telegraph operators, linemen, engineers. They all wore army uniforms, and the lowest-ranking guy was a second lieutenant; of course, we thought they were part of the army, just like the rest of us. But they got fancy pay, and it sure wasn’t army pay, it was checks from a Wall Street bank! I’ve seen dozens of those checks. It was a private operation, sent to run the railroad for the bankers.”

“But why, Paul?”

“Why, Paul?”

“I’ve told you—to break the strike. The biggest strike in all history—the Russian workers against the landlords and the bankers; and we were to put the workers down, and the landlords and bankers up! Here and there were bunches of refugees, former officers of the Tsar’s army, grand dukes and their mistresses, land-owners and their families; they would get together and call themselves a government, and it was our job to rush them supplies, and they would print paper money, and hire some adventurers, and grab a bunch of peasants and ‘conscript’ them, and that would be an army, and we’d move them on the railroad, and they’d overthrow another Soviet government, and slaughter a few more hundreds or thousands of workingmen. That’s been my job for the past year and half; do you wonder I’m sick?”

“I’ve told you—to stop the strike. The biggest strike in history—the Russian workers against the landlords and the bankers; and we were supposed to suppress the workers and elevate the landlords and bankers! Here and there were groups of refugees, former officers of the Tsar’s army, grand dukes and their mistresses, landowners and their families; they would come together and call themselves a government, and it was our job to rush them supplies, and they would print paper money, and hire some adventurers, and capture a bunch of peasants and ‘draft’ them, and that would be an army, and we’d move them by train, and they’d overthrow another Soviet government, and massacre a few more hundreds or thousands of workingmen. That’s been my job for the past year and a half; do you wonder I’m exhausted?”

“Paul, did you have to kill people?” It was Ruth’s voice of horror.

“Paul, did you really have to kill people?” It was Ruth’s voice filled with horror.

“No, I don’t think I killed anybody. I was a carpenter, and my only fights were with the Japs, that were supposed to be our allies. You see, the Japs were there to grab the country, so they didn’t want either the ‘white’ Russians or the ‘red’ ones to succeed. The first thing they did was to counterfeit the money of the ‘white’ government; they brought in billions of fake roubles, and bought everything in sight—banks and hotels and stores and real estate—they made themselves the capitalists, and broke the ‘white’ government with their fake money. They resented our being there, and the fact that we really tried to help the ‘whites;’ they butted in on our job, and there were times when we lined up our troops and threatened to fire in five minutes if they didn’t move out. They were always picking on our men; I was fired at three times in the dark—got one bullet through my hat and another through my shirt.”

“No, I don’t think I killed anyone. I was a carpenter, and my only fights were with the Japanese, who were supposed to be our allies. You see, the Japanese were there to take over the country, so they didn’t want either the ‘white’ Russians or the ‘red’ ones to succeed. The first thing they did was counterfeit the money of the ‘white’ government; they brought in billions of fake roubles and bought everything in sight—banks, hotels, stores, and real estate—they turned themselves into capitalists and undermined the ‘white’ government with their fake money. They resented our presence and the fact that we genuinely tried to help the ‘whites;’ they interfered with our work, and there were times when we lined up our troops and threatened to fire in five minutes if they didn’t clear out. They were always bothering our men; I was shot at three times in the dark—got one bullet through my hat and another through my shirt.”

Ruth sat there with her hands clasped together and her face white. She could see those bullets going through Paul’s clothing right now! And be sure that she was not unlearning any of her dislike for war!

Ruth sat there with her hands together and her face pale. She could see those bullets piercing Paul’s clothes right now! And rest assured, she was not forgetting any of her hatred for war!

“A lot of our fellows came to hate the Japs,” said Paul; “but I didn’t. I got a philosophy out of this—the only thing I did get. The ruling classes in Japan were grabbing half a continent; but all the poor soldiers were grabbing was pay even poorer than mine. They didn’t know what they were there for—they, also, had been kidnapped. There were some that had been to America, and I got to talk with them, and we never had any trouble in agreeing. That was true of Czecho-Slovaks, and Germans—every nation I met. I tell you, Bunny, if the private soldiers could have talked it over, there wouldn’t have been any war. But that is what is known as treason, and if you try it you’re shot.”

“A lot of our guys came to hate the Japanese,” said Paul; “but I didn’t. I gained a perspective from this—the only thing I did gain. The ruling classes in Japan were seizing half a continent; but all the poor soldiers were getting was pay even worse than mine. They didn’t know why they were there—they had also been taken against their will. There were some who had been to America, and I got to talk with them, and we never had any disagreements. That was true of Czechs, Slovaks, and Germans—every nation I encountered. I’m telling you, Bunny, if the regular soldiers could have discussed it, there wouldn’t have been any war. But that’s what’s called treason, and if you try it, you’ll get shot.”

IV

Paul and Bunny talked, that Friday night, and a lot of Saturday and Sunday, and Paul explained the Russian revolution. There was an easy way for Bunny to understand it, Paul said; if there was anything that puzzled him, all he had to do was to remember their oil strike. “Ask yourself how it would have been at Paradise, and then you know everything about Russia and Siberia—yes, and Washington and New York and Angel City. The Petroleum Operator’s Federation, that fought our strike, they’re exactly the sort of men that sent our army into Siberia—often they’re the same individuals. I read in the paper yesterday how a syndicate of oil men in Angel City has got some concessions in Saghalien. I remember one name, Vernon Roscoe. He’s one of the big fellows, isn’t he?”

Paul and Bunny talked that Friday night, and a lot on Saturday and Sunday, with Paul explaining the Russian revolution. There was a simple way for Bunny to understand it, Paul said; if anything confused him, all he had to do was think about their oil strike. “Just imagine how it would have been at Paradise, and then you’ll understand everything about Russia and Siberia—plus, Washington, New York, and Angel City. The Petroleum Operator’s Federation that fought our strike is exactly the type of people who sent our army to Siberia—often, they’re the same individuals. I read in the paper yesterday that a syndicate of oil men in Angel City has some concessions in Saghalien. One name stuck with me, Vernon Roscoe. He’s one of the big players, right?”

Paul said this seriously, and Bunny and Ruth exchanged a smile. Paul had been away so long, he had lost track of the oil-game entirely!

Paul said this seriously, and Bunny and Ruth shared a smile. Paul had been gone for so long that he had completely lost track of the oil game!

Said Paul, “The operators are the same, and so are the strikers. Do you remember that little Russian Jew, Mandel, a roughneck that was in our strike? Used to play the balalaika, and sing us songs about Russia—we wouldn’t let him make speeches, because he was a ‘red.’ Well, by jingo, I ran into him in Manila, on the way out. He’d been travelling steerage on a steamer, on the way to Russia, and they found he was a Bolshevik, and threw him ashore and took away everything he had, even his balalaika. I loaned him five dollars, and six months later he turned up at Irkutsk, in a ‘Y’ hut. Lying on a shelf there was a balalaika, and he said, ‘Why, that’s mine! How did it get here?’ They told him a soldier had brought it, but didn’t know how to use it. ‘You can have it if you can play it,’ they said, so he played it all right, sang us the Volga Boatman, and then the Internationale—only of course nobody knew what it was. A few days later there were orders to arrest him, but I helped him get away. Months after that we came on him out in the country, not far from Omsk; he had been a Soviet commissar, and the Kolchak people had captured him, and buried him alive, up to his nose, just so that he could breathe. When we found him the ants had eaten most of his eyes, but there was still some life in him, his forehead would wrinkle.”

Paul said, “The workers are the same, and so are the strikers. Do you remember that little Russian Jew, Mandel, a tough guy from our strike? He used to play the balalaika and sing us songs about Russia—we wouldn’t let him make speeches because he was a ‘red.’ Well, I ran into him in Manila on my way out. He had been traveling in the steerage on a ship headed for Russia, but they discovered he was a Bolshevik, tossed him off the boat, and took everything he had, even his balalaika. I lent him five dollars, and six months later he showed up in Irkutsk at a ‘Y’ hut. Lying on a shelf there was a balalaika, and he said, ‘Wow, that’s mine! How did it get here?’ They told him a soldier brought it, but didn’t know how to play it. ‘You can have it if you can play it,’ they said, so he played it just fine, sang us the Volga Boatman, and then the Internationale—though of course nobody knew what it was. A few days later, there were orders to arrest him, but I helped him get away. Months later, we came across him out in the countryside, not far from Omsk; he had been a Soviet commissar, and the Kolchak people had captured him and buried him alive, up to his nose, just so he could breathe. When we found him, the ants had eaten most of his eyes, but he still had some life in him, his forehead would wrinkle.”

It was while Paul was alone with Bunny that he told this; and the younger man sat, speechless with horror. “Oh, yes,” said Paul; “that’s the kind of thing we had to see—and know we were to blame for it. I could tell you things much worse—I’ve helped to bury a hundred bodies of people that had been killed, not in battle, just shot down in cold blood, men and women, children, even babies. I’ve seen a ‘white’ officer shoot women in the head, one after another; and with our bullets, brought there by our railway men—I mean our bankers’ railway men. A lot of our boys went plumb crazy with it. Out of the two thousand that came off our transport, I doubt if there were ten percent quite normal. I said that to our surgeon, and he agreed.”

It was while Paul was alone with Bunny that he shared this, and the younger man sat there, speechless with horror. “Oh, yes,” Paul said; “that’s the kind of thing we had to witness—and know we were responsible for it. I could tell you things that are even worse—I’ve helped bury a hundred people who were killed, not in battle, but just shot down in cold blood, men and women, children, even babies. I saw a ‘white’ officer shoot women in the head, one after another; and with our bullets, brought here by our railway workers—I mean our bankers’ railway workers. A lot of our guys went completely insane from it. Out of the two thousand that came off our transport, I doubt that even ten percent were totally normal. I mentioned that to our surgeon, and he agreed.”

V

All this was so different from what Bunny had been taught that it was hard for him to adjust his thoughts to it. He would go off and think it over, and then come back with another string of questions. “Then Paul, you mean the Bolsheviks aren’t bad people at all!”

All of this was so different from what Bunny had learned that he found it tough to wrap his head around it. He would walk away to think it over and then return with even more questions. “So, Paul, you’re saying the Bolsheviks aren't bad people at all!”

Paul answered, “Just apply the rule—remember Paradise! They were workingmen, like any other workingmen on strike. A lot of them have come from America—got their training here. I used to meet them and have long talks—all kinds of fellows, that had been all over this country. They are people with modern ideas, trying to dig the Russians out of their ignorance and superstition. They believe in education—I never saw such people for teaching; everywhere, whatever they were doing, they were always preaching, having lectures, printing things—why, son, I’ve seen newspapers printed on old scraps of brown butcher paper, or wrappings our army had thrown away. I learned Russian pretty well—and it was just the sort of thing our strikers printed at Paradise, only of course these people have got farther in their struggle against the bosses, they see things more clearly than we do.”

Paul replied, “Just follow the rules—remember Paradise! They were workers, just like any other workers on strike. A lot of them came from America where they were trained. I used to meet them and have long conversations—various folks who had been all over this country. They are people with modern ideas, trying to pull the Russians out of their ignorance and superstition. They believe in education—I’ve never seen anyone more dedicated to teaching; no matter what they were doing, they were always preaching, giving lectures, printing materials—I've seen newspapers printed on old scraps of brown butcher paper or wrapping materials our army had discarded. I learned Russian pretty well—and it was exactly the kind of stuff our strikers printed at Paradise, only these people have advanced further in their fight against the bosses; they see things more clearly than we do.”

Bunny was staring, a little frightened. “Paul! Then you agree with the Bolsheviks?”

Bunny was staring, a bit scared. “Paul! So you agree with the Bolsheviks?”

Paul laughed, a grim laugh. “You go up to Frisco and talk with the men on that transport! That army was Bolshevik to a man—and not only the privates, but the officers. I guess that’s why they brought us home. There was mutiny in Archangel, you know—or maybe you don’t.”

Paul laughed, a dark laugh. “You should go up to Frisco and chat with the guys on that transport! That army was Bolshevik through and through—and not just the privates, but the officers too. I guess that’s why they sent us back home. There was a mutiny in Archangel, you know—or maybe you don’t.”

“I heard something—”

"I heard something—"

“Let me tell you, Bunny—I’ve been there, and I know. The Bolsheviks are the only people in that country that have any faith or any solidarity; and they’re going to run it, too—mark my words, the Japs will get out, the same as we did. You can’t beat people that will die for their cause, the last man and the last woman.”

“Let me tell you, Bunny—I’ve been there, and I know. The Bolsheviks are the only people in that country who have any faith or solidarity; and they’re going to take charge, too—mark my words, the Japs will leave just like we did. You can’t defeat people who are willing to die for their cause, every last man and woman.”

Said Bunny, timidly, “Then it isn’t true what we’ve been told—I mean about their nationalizing the women?”

Said Bunny, shyly, “So it’s not true what we’ve been told—I mean about them nationalizing the women?”

“Oh, my Lord!” said Paul. “Is that the sort of rot you’ve been thinking?”

“Oh, my God!” said Paul. “Is that the kind of nonsense you’ve been thinking?”

“Well, but how can we know what to think?”

“Well, how are we supposed to know what to think?”

Paul laughed. “Come to think of it, I met some women that had been nationalized by the Bolsheviks—as school-teachers. They taught the men in their armies to read and write, and made every man swear to teach ten others what he had learned. I saw a couple of dozen such women in a cattle-car on the Trans-Siberian railway, without a single blanket, nothing but blocks of wood for pillows, not even a bucket to serve for a toilet. They had several cases of Asiatic cholera among them, and they’d been that way for ten or twelve days—prisoners of war, you understand, waiting until they got to Irkutsk, where they’d be shot without a trial. And on the other hand, Bunny—here’s the truth, I was in Siberia eighteen months, and never saw an atrocity committed by a Bolshevik, and never met a man in our army that had seen one. I don’t say there weren’t any; all I say is, I met men that had travelled all over Russia, our people as well as natives, and the only Bolshevik atrocity that anyone knew about was the fundamental one of teaching the workers they had a right to rule the world. You can set this down for a fact about the Russian revolution, all the way from Vladivostok to Odessa and Archangel—that where the ‘reds’ did any killing or executing, the ‘whites’ did ten, and a hundred times as much. You never hear about ‘white’ atrocities, because the newspapers don’t report them—they are too busy telling how Lenin has murdered Trotsky, and Trotsky has thrown Lenin into jail.”

Paul laughed. “Now that I think about it, I met some women who were nationalized by the Bolsheviks to become school teachers. They taught the men in their armies how to read and write and got every man to promise to teach ten others what he had learned. I saw a couple dozen of these women in a cattle car on the Trans-Siberian railway, with no blankets, only blocks of wood for pillows, and not even a bucket for a toilet. They had several cases of Asiatic cholera among them, and they had been like this for ten or twelve days—prisoners of war, waiting to get to Irkutsk, where they would be shot without a trial. And on the other hand, Bunny—here’s the truth: I spent eighteen months in Siberia and never witnessed a single atrocity committed by a Bolshevik, nor did I meet anyone in our army who had seen one. I’m not saying there weren't any; all I’m saying is, I met people who had traveled all over Russia, both our people and natives, and the only Bolshevik atrocity anyone talked about was the basic one of teaching the workers they had a right to rule the world. You can count on this as a fact about the Russian Revolution, from Vladivostok to Odessa and Archangel—that where the ‘reds’ committed any killings or executions, the ‘whites’ did ten times more. You never hear about ‘white’ atrocities because the newspapers don’t cover them—they’re too busy reporting how Lenin murdered Trotsky, and Trotsky jailed Lenin.”

VI

This meeting with Paul was the most exciting event of Bunny’s life. It transvaluated all his values; things that had been wicked became suddenly heroic, while things that had been respectable became suddenly dull. Bunny, confronting the modern industrial world with its manifold injustices, had been like a man lost in a tangled forest. But here he had been taken up in a balloon, and shown the way out of the tangle. Everything was now simple, plain as a map. The workers were to take over the industries, and run them for themselves, instead of for the masters. Thus, with one stroke, the knot of social injustice would be cut!

This meeting with Paul was the most thrilling event of Bunny’s life. It completely changed his perspective; things that once seemed wrong suddenly felt brave, while things that had been seen as respectable now felt boring. Bunny, facing the modern industrial world and its many injustices, had felt like a guy lost in a messy forest. But now he had been lifted in a balloon, shown the way out of the chaos. Everything was clear, as straightforward as a map. The workers were going to take over the industries and manage them for themselves, instead of for the bosses. With that single move, the knot of social injustice would be untied!

Bunny had heard of this idea, and it had sounded fantastic and absurd. But now came Paul to tell him that it had actually been done! A hundred million people, occupying one-sixth of the earth’s surface, had taken over their industries, and were running them, and would make a success of them—if only the organized greed of the world would stand off and let them alone!

Bunny had heard of this idea, and it had sounded amazing and ridiculous. But now Paul was here to tell him that it had actually happened! A hundred million people, occupying one-sixth of the Earth’s surface, had taken over their industries and were running them, and would make them successful—if only the organized greed of the world would back off and leave them alone!

Bunny took Paul in his car, to show him all the field. They investigated the new refinery, that wonderful work of art. Before them rose a great building, made entirely of enormous baking-pans set one inside another—a stack half way to heaven; the angels were making caramels for the whole world, dainties with a new, patented flavor, and sickish sweet odors that spread over the hills for miles and frightened the quail away!

Bunny took Paul in his car to show him the entire field. They checked out the new refinery, this amazing piece of art. In front of them stood a massive building, made entirely of huge baking pans stacked inside one another—a structure that reached halfway to the sky; the angels were making caramels for everyone, treats with a new, patented flavor, and sickly sweet smells that spread over the hills for miles, scaring away the quail!

It was twilight, and the white steam that rose from these pans had a faint violet tinge as it merged with the sky. Electric lights came on, white and yellow and red, until the place looked like a section of Coney Island. And this resemblance increased as you drove farther, and came to a building, long and low, in which forty-four Dutchmen sat hidden puffing on forty-four pipes, and doing it all in unison, like an orchestra; the most comical effect you could imagine—forty-four exhausts all keeping time, quick and sharp—puff-puff-puff-puff-puff-puff-puff!

It was twilight, and the white steam rising from these pans had a slight violet hue as it blended with the sky. Electric lights turned on, white, yellow, and red, until the place looked like a part of Coney Island. This similarity grew as you drove further and arrived at a long, low building where forty-four Dutchmen sat, hidden, puffing on forty-four pipes, all in sync, like an orchestra; the most amusing sight you could imagine—forty-four exhausts all keeping rhythm, quick and sharp—puff-puff-puff-puff-puff-puff-puff!

Bunny felt his old embarrassment in connection with the Paradise tract; his title to these vast possessions was not clear, and Paul was bound to be jealous, realizing how his family had been tricked. But, then, in swift flashes of revelation, Bunny discovered how completely out of date these old feelings had become. Nevermore would Paul be jealous for his lost heritage; never would he consider the claims of the Watkins family—any more than the claims of the Ross family! The Paradise tract belonged to the Paradise workers; the beautiful new refinery was a ripe peach, hanging on a tree and waiting to be picked! All that was needed was for some one to point this out to the men. If Paul had not been weak and exhausted, he might have pointed it out that evening, and they could have taken over the plant, and had it ready for operation under the new management by morning! All power to the Soviets!

Bunny felt his old embarrassment about the Paradise tract; his claim to these vast properties wasn't secure, and Paul was sure to be jealous, realizing how his family had been deceived. But then, as flashes of insight hit him, Bunny realized how outdated these old feelings had become. Paul would never again be jealous about his lost inheritance; he wouldn't consider the claims of the Watkins family—just like the claims of the Ross family! The Paradise tract belonged to the workers; the beautiful new refinery was a ripe peach, just hanging on a tree, ready to be picked! All that was needed was for someone to point this out to the men. If Paul hadn't been weak and exhausted, he might have mentioned it that evening, and they could have taken over the plant, getting it ready for operation under the new management by morning! All power to the Soviets!

VII

Bunny went back to the university, charged with these electrical new thoughts; at one moment he would be trembling with excitement, and at the next he would be frightened to realize what he had been thinking. Some instinct warned him that the idea of expropriating the industries of Southern California would stand no chance with his class-mates; so he contented himself with telling the good tidings about Russia—that the revolution was not a blind outburst of ferocity, but the birth of a new social order. Bunny told this; and Peter Nagle received the gospel with his large mouth wide open; while Gregor Nikolaieff said yes, but why had they got his cousin in jail; and Rachel Menzies said they had got thousands of Socialists in jail; and Billy George said, “Let’s get a group of fellows together and have Paul come and talk to them.”

Bunny returned to the university, buzzing with these electrifying new thoughts; one moment he was filled with excitement, and the next he felt a rush of fear realizing what he had been contemplating. Some instinct told him that the idea of taking over the industries in Southern California wouldn’t go over well with his classmates; so he settled for sharing the good news about Russia—that the revolution wasn’t just a mindless eruption of violence, but the beginning of a new social order. Bunny shared this, and Peter Nagle listened with his mouth hanging open; while Gregor Nikolaieff asked why they had his cousin in jail; and Rachel Menzies pointed out that thousands of Socialists were behind bars; and Billy George suggested, “Let’s gather a group of guys and have Paul come and talk to them.”

The rumor spread with magical swiftness through the university, and the quick imaginations of Bunny’s friends supplied all those details about which he had been silent. Bunny Ross knew a workingman who was an out-and-out Bolshevik, and had made Bunny into an out-and-out Bolshevik too; “the millionaire red” became his future designation. Men and women gathered round to question and argue with him; the arguments often broke up with furious word rows, but all the same it was interesting, and they came back for more. Bunny was made into a centre of Soviet propaganda; for, when they drove him to the wall with their arguments, what could he do but go to Paul for more facts, and then come back and hurl them at his adversaries’ heads? His fraternity brothers sat up half the night with him, wrangling over his challenge to everything they considered good.

The rumor spread quickly through the university, and Bunny’s friends filled in all the details he had kept quiet about. Bunny Ross knew a working guy who was a full-on Bolshevik, and he had turned Bunny into a full-on Bolshevik too; “the millionaire red” became what people called him. Men and women gathered around to question and debate with him; the arguments often ended in heated fights, but it was still interesting, and they kept coming back for more. Bunny became a center for Soviet propaganda; when they cornered him with their arguments, what could he do but go to Paul for more facts and then come back and throw them at his opponents? His fraternity brothers stayed up half the night with him, arguing about his challenge to everything they thought was good.

With rest and home cooking Paul picked up considerably, and in a couple of weeks came down to Angel City to meet a friend. Bunny joined him, and had another adventure, in the person of Harry Seager. This man, ten years older than Paul, was the head of a small business college, who had put his affairs into a partner’s hands and gone in for “Y work” during the war. They had sent him to Siberia, to help those two hundred and eighty railway men whom the bankers were paying. He had travelled up and down the line, seeing everything there was to see, and now he had “kicked over the traces,” and was telling the truth about the situation, in spite of the protests of the “Y” authorities, and the army, and the state department, and the Merchants’ and Manufacturers’ Association, and everybody that could put pressure on the head of a business college in Angel City.

With rest and home cooking, Paul improved a lot, and after a couple of weeks, he went down to Angel City to meet a friend. Bunny joined him, and they had another adventure, meeting Harry Seager. This man, ten years older than Paul, was the head of a small business college. He had handed over his affairs to a partner and joined the “Y” during the war. They sent him to Siberia to assist the 280 railway workers who were being paid by the bankers. He traveled along the railway, seeing everything there was to see, and now he had “kicked over the traces,” telling the truth about the situation, despite the objections from the “Y” authorities, the army, the state department, and the Merchants’ and Manufacturers’ Association, along with everyone else who could pressure the head of a business college in Angel City.

Dad was up to the ears just then in work, on account of some wild-catting they were planning on the Bandy tract. But Bunny insisted he must meet Harry Seager, and lured the two of them to lunch, and Paul also, and before the soup was eaten they had got Dad so stirred up that he did not eat any more. Of course he was horrified at their story; but there was no use expecting his mind to work the same as Bunny’s. Dad couldn’t straighten out all the tangles in the world, and didn’t feel the impulse to try. What worried him was that the Japs were in Siberia; and that our diplomacy was so unaware of oil; and most of all, that his son was falling under the spell of wild and dangerous ideas.

Dad was completely buried in work at that moment because of some risky drilling they were planning on the Bandy tract. But Bunny insisted he had to meet Harry Seager and managed to get both of them to lunch, along with Paul. Before they even finished the soup, they had Dad so worked up that he stopped eating. He was obviously horrified by their story, but it was pointless to expect him to think like Bunny. Dad couldn’t untangle all the problems in the world, and he really didn’t feel the need to try. What stressed him out was that the Japanese were in Siberia, our government was clueless about oil, and most of all, that his son was getting captivated by wild and dangerous ideas.

This fellow Seager, for example—a big six-foot Westerner, handsome as a Viking, and picturesque because of hair turned prematurely grey by his labors; you couldn’t deny the fellow’s facts, you couldn’t think he was lying—but good Lord, there was no use being thrown off your base, and going round the country raising a public disturbance, attacking the government because it had made a blunder in the confusion of war-time, and then hadn’t known how to get out.

This guy Seager, for instance—a tall six-foot Westerner, good-looking like a Viking, and striking because his hair turned grey early from his hard work; you couldn’t argue with what he said, and you couldn’t believe he was lying—but seriously, there was no point in losing your cool and traveling around the country causing a scene, criticizing the government for messing up during the chaos of war, and then not knowing how to fix it.

Bunny dragged his father to a Socialist meeting at which Harry Seager was to speak. It was in a big hall, with two or three thousand people packed into it, and Dad thought he had never seen so many dangerous people in all his life before: foreign faces, dark and sinister, intense-looking intellectuals with hair over their collars, women with short hair and big spectacles, workingmen, sullen and dull, or sharp-faced, bitter—oh, terrible, terrible people! And this man Seager, lashing them to frenzy! Telling about the “death-train” he had seen on the Trans-Siberian—more than two thousand men and women packed into cattle cars, prisoners of the “Whites,” who did not know what to do with them, but ran the train here and there, shunting it onto sidings for weeks, while the victims perished of hunger, thirst and disease. And American troops standing by, feeding such murderers, supplying them with money, protecting them with guns! Yes, and it was still going on! Right now Polish troops were invading Russia, wearing American uniforms, killing Russian workingmen with American ammunition! What did the people of America have to say?

Bunny dragged his dad to a Socialist meeting where Harry Seager was going to speak. It was in a large hall, packed with two or three thousand people, and Dad thought he had never seen so many dangerous people in his life: foreign faces, dark and sinister, intense-looking intellectuals with hair over their collars, women with short hair and thick glasses, working-class men, some sullen and dull, others sharp-faced and bitter—oh, terrible, terrible people! And this guy Seager was stirring them up! He talked about the “death train” he had seen on the Trans-Siberian—more than two thousand men and women crammed into cattle cars, prisoners of the “Whites,” who didn’t know what to do with them, just running the train back and forth, shunting it onto sidings for weeks, while the victims starved, thirsted, and got sick. And American troops were standing by, feeding those murderers, giving them money, protecting them with guns! Yes, and it was still happening! Right now, Polish troops were invading Russia, wearing American uniforms, killing Russian workers with American ammo! What did the people of America have to say?

What the people of America had to say was a roar that sent shivers down the spine of J. Arnold Ross. He looked about him at this human ocean tossed by a storm—hands waving, fists clenched, heads bobbing up and down with excitement; and he knew what it meant—nobody could fool him. When presently the crowd burst into cheering at the name of Lenin, they were not cheering for what the Russian Lenin had done, but for what some American Lenin meant to do. “Hands off Russia!”—that was mere camouflage; what they meant was, “Hands on Ross Consolidated!”

What the people of America had to say was a roar that sent chills down J. Arnold Ross's spine. He looked around at this sea of humanity tossed by a storm—hands waving, fists clenched, heads bobbing with excitement; and he knew what it meant—nobody could deceive him. When the crowd suddenly erupted into cheers at the mention of Lenin, they weren't cheering for what the Russian Lenin had done, but for what some American Lenin planned to do. “Hands off Russia!”—that was just a cover; what they really meant was, “Hands on Ross Consolidated!”

And then, out of the corner of his eye, Dad stole a glimpse at his son. Bunny apparently did not feel one particle of his father’s fear! Bunny was like the rest of the mob, his face shining with excitement. Bunny was shouting for “Hands off Russia!”—and either he did not know what this mob meant to do to Ross Consolidated, or else—worse yet—he did not care!

And then, from the corner of his eye, Dad caught a glimpse of his son. Bunny didn't seem to feel any of his father's fear! He was just like the rest of the crowd, his face lit up with excitement. Bunny was yelling for “Hands off Russia!”—and either he didn’t understand what this crowd intended to do to Ross Consolidated, or even worse, he just didn’t care!

VIII

The little bunch of “reds” from the university had attended this Seager meeting, and next day were all a-thrill with it. Most of Bunny’s fraternity brothers had refused to go; and now they proceeded to criticize an argument they had not heard! Bunny’s feelings boiled over as he listened to them. All this rubbish about nationalization of women, these faked figures concerning millions of victims of Bolshevism! It was a disgrace to a university that such stuff should pass for knowledge, and no effort made to contradict it. Bunny voiced this idea to Peter Nagle, and Peter went home and talked to his father about it, and came back announcing that he was willing to serve as editor for a student paper to present the truth.

The small group of “reds” from the university had gone to the Seager meeting, and the next day they were all excited about it. Most of Bunny’s fraternity brothers had chosen not to attend, and now they were criticizing an argument they hadn’t even heard! Bunny felt himself getting really angry as he listened to them. All this nonsense about nationalizing women, the fake statistics regarding millions of Bolshevik victims! It was shameful for a university that such garbage could be accepted as knowledge, and that no one made an effort to challenge it. Bunny shared his thoughts with Peter Nagle, who went home and discussed it with his father, then returned to announce that he was willing to be the editor for a student paper to present the truth.

There was another meeting of the conspirators, and thirty dollars was quickly subscribed, and it was voted to publish a four-page weekly sheet of all kinds of truth-telling, to bear the name of “The Investigator.” It was agreed that the best approach to the Russian problem was Harry Seager, because he had been a “Y” worker in good standing; therefore Rachel Menzies was requested to write a two thousand word interview with Mr. Seager. Another young rebel was to collect facts and rumors concerning secret payments made out of an alumni fund to bring promising athletes to Southern Pacific. Bunny, as social light of the crowd, was assigned the theme of college snobbery, apropos of the fact that a Hindoo student with high scholarship records had been black-balled for the “Lit.”

There was another meeting of the conspirators, and thirty dollars was quickly raised. They decided to publish a four-page weekly newsletter full of truth-telling, to be called “The Investigator.” They agreed that the best way to address the Russian issue was through Harry Seager since he had been a respected “Y” worker; therefore, Rachel Menzies was asked to write a two thousand-word interview with Mr. Seager. Another young rebel was tasked with gathering facts and rumors about secret payments made from an alumni fund to recruit promising athletes for Southern Pacific. Bunny, the socialite of the group, was given the topic of college snobbery because a Hindoo student with excellent scholarship records had been blackballed from the “Lit.”

And then Peter Nagle brought up his favorite hobby, in the form of a poem mildly satirizing God. There was some question as to the wisdom of bringing in the religious issue, but Peter asserted his prerogatives as editor; either he was or he wasn’t, and if he was, then he took his stand upon the Russian formula, “Religion is the opium of the people.” Billy George backed him up, insisting that the new paper should cover the whole field of modern thought.

And then Peter Nagle talked about his favorite hobby, presenting a poem that lightly made fun of God. There were some doubts about the wisdom of bringing up religion, but Peter stood his ground as editor; either he was or he wasn’t, and if he was, he supported the Russian saying, “Religion is the opium of the people.” Billy George backed him up, arguing that the new paper should explore all areas of modern thought.

Well, “The Investigator” was written, and edited, and set up into galleys, and pasted on a “dummy,” and then cut up and pasted differently. At last it was printed; there lay the sheets, fresh from the press, soft and damp, like locusts newly emerged from the chrysalis. Next day they would be dry; and meantime, “Ssh! Not a word!”

Well, “The Investigator” was written, edited, formatted into galleys, and then pasted onto a “dummy,” before being cut up and rearranged. Finally, it was printed; there lay the sheets, fresh from the press, soft and damp, like locusts just emerged from the chrysalis. The next day they would be dry; and in the meantime, “Ssh! Not a word!”

How were the papers to be distributed? There had been much discussion. Bunny, with his lordly ideas, wanted to give them away. But Rachel brought word from her father, the tailor, who was also literature agent for Local Angel City of the Socialist party, that the papers must be sold; people wouldn’t respect them otherwise. “What they pay good money for they will read,” said Papa Menzies, with proper Jewish insight; and his daughter added, with proper Socialist fervor, “If we really believe in our cause, we won’t mind a little ridicule.” It was a call to martyrdom, and one after another they responded—though not without qualms.

How were the papers supposed to be distributed? There had been a lot of discussion. Bunny, with his grand ideas, wanted to give them away. But Rachel relayed her father’s message, the tailor who was also the literature agent for Local Angel City of the Socialist Party, that the papers needed to be sold; people wouldn’t take them seriously otherwise. “What they pay good money for, they will read,” said Papa Menzies, with typical Jewish wisdom; and his daughter added, with genuine Socialist passion, “If we truly believe in our cause, we won’t mind a little mockery.” It was a call to sacrifice, and one by one they agreed—though not without reservations.

So, promptly at eight-thirty next morning, the campus in front of the Assembly building beheld a sight, the like of which had never thrilled the student body of S. P. U. since the first days of the Methodist Sunday-school. The discoverer and heir-apparent of the Ross Junior oil field turned into a newsboy! Standing on a bench, with an armful of papers, shouting gaily, “The Investigator! First issue of the Investigator! Five cents a copy!”

So, right at eight-thirty the next morning, the area in front of the Assembly building saw something the student body of S. P. U. had never experienced since the early days of the Methodist Sunday school. The discoverer and heir to the Ross Junior oil field had turned into a newsboy! Standing on a bench with a pile of papers, he excitedly shouted, “The Investigator! First issue of the Investigator! Five cents a copy!”

Did they buy them? Oh, ask! They crowded around Bunny three deep, he couldn’t make the change fast enough; as the excitement spread, they crowded six deep, ten deep—it was a mob, a riot! Everywhere, all over the campus, men and women, seeing the throng, came running. An accident? A fight? What was the matter? People who got their copies and drew out of the crowd, became centres of minor disturbances, others trying to see over their shoulders, asking questions.

Did they buy them? Oh, ask! They packed around Bunny three deep; he couldn’t make the change fast enough. As the excitement grew, they crowded six deep, then ten deep—it turned into a mob, a riot! Everywhere on campus, men and women, seeing the crowd, came rushing over. Was there an accident? A fight? What was going on? People who got their copies and stepped out of the crowd became the focus of smaller disturbances, with others trying to see over their shoulders, asking questions.

For just about ten minutes this went on; until from the Administration building there emerged, portly and dignified, with gold nose-glasses and a roll of fat around his neck—just such a personage as you would meet in any big real estate office or bank in the city—Reginald T. Squirge, Ph. D., Dean of Men. Quietly and masterfully he penetrated the throng, and quietly and masterfully he took charge of the millionaire newsboy, and conducted him into his private office, still clutching his armful of papers. “Wait here,” he commanded, and again went out, and returned with Peter Nagle; a third time he went out, and his prey was Gregor Nikolaieff; while at his heels came deputy deans, appointed ad hoc, escorting the other criminals.

For about ten minutes, this continued until a portly and dignified figure emerged from the Administration building, wearing gold-rimmed glasses and with a roll of fat around his neck—exactly the kind of person you’d find in a large real estate office or bank in the city—Reginald T. Squirge, Ph.D., Dean of Men. He calmly and confidently made his way through the crowd, took charge of the millionaire newsboy, and led him into his private office, still holding onto his stack of papers. "Wait here," he instructed, then left again and returned with Peter Nagle. He went out once more, bringing back his next target, Gregor Nikolaieff, followed closely by deputy deans, appointed on the spot, escorting the other offenders.

How many copies had been sold no one could say; the unsold copies were stacked in a corner of the Dean’s office, and if they were ever counted the result was not made known. But enough had been distributed to set the campus ablaze. “Have you read it?” “Have you got a copy?”—that was all anybody heard that day. The price of “The Investigator” leaped to one dollar, and before nightfall some had sold for two or three times that price.

How many copies had been sold was a mystery; the unsold copies were piled up in a corner of the Dean’s office, and if anyone ever counted them, they didn’t share the numbers. But enough had been handed out to spark a buzz around campus. “Have you read it?” “Do you have a copy?”—that’s all anyone talked about that day. The price of “The Investigator” shot up to one dollar, and by the end of the day, some copies were selling for two or three times that amount.

One reason was that a copy had reached the Angel City “Evening Booster,” most popular of newspapers, printed in green, five editions per day. The second edition, on the streets about noon, carried a “streamer head” across the front page:

One reason was that a copy had reached the Angel City “Evening Booster,” the most popular newspaper, printed in green, with five editions every day. The second edition, out around noon, featured a “streamer head” across the front page:

Red Nest at University!

Red Nest at Uni!

 

Bolshevik Propaganda at S. P. U.

Bolshevik Propaganda at S. P. U.

There followed a two-column story, carried over to page fourteen, giving a lurid account of “The Investigator’s” contents, including the most startling of the facts about the hiring of athletes for the university, and the whole text of the satiric poem about God—but alas, only a very brief hint as to what Harry Seager had told about Siberia. A little later in the day came the rivals of the “Evening Booster,” the “Evening Roarer” and the “Evening Howler”; they had been scooped one whole edition, but they made up for it by a mass of new details, some collected by telephone, the rest made up in the editorial offices. Said the “Evening Roarer”:

There was a two-column story that continued on page fourteen, giving a sensational account of “The Investigator’s” contents, including the most shocking facts about the hiring of athletes for the university, and the full text of the satirical poem about God—but unfortunately, only a very brief mention of what Harry Seager had said about Siberia. Later in the day came the competitors of the “Evening Booster,” the “Evening Roarer” and the “Evening Howler.” They had been behind by a whole edition, but they made up for it with a lot of new details, some gathered by phone, and others created in the editorial offices. Said the “Evening Roarer”:

Red College Plot Unearthed

Red College Plot Discovered

and it went on to tell how the police were seeking Russian agents who had made use of Southern Pacific students to get their propaganda into print. The “Evening Howler,” which went in especially for “human interest stuff,” featured the ring-leader of the conspiracy:

and it went on to tell how the police were looking for Russian agents who had used Southern Pacific students to get their propaganda published. The “Evening Howler,” which focused especially on “human interest stories,” highlighted the ringleader of the conspiracy:

Millionaire Red in College!

Millionaire Red in College!

 

Son of Oil Magnate Backs Soviets!

Oil Tycoon's Son Backs the Soviets!

And it scooped its rivals by having a photograph of Bunny, which it had got by rushing a man to the Ross home, and informing Aunt Emma that Bunny had just been awarded a prize for the best scholarship record in ten years. The good lady was so excited, she sent the butler out to the corner drug-store three times, to see if the “Evening Howler” had arrived with the story of that prize!

And it outdid its competitors by having a picture of Bunny, which it obtained by quickly sending someone to the Ross house, and telling Aunt Emma that Bunny had just won an award for the best scholarship record in ten years. The excited woman had the butler go to the corner drugstore three times to check if the “Evening Howler” had arrived with the news about that award!

IX

In the ordinary course of events this newspaper excitement would have lasted thirty-two hours. Next afternoon’s papers would have recorded the fact that the university authorities had banned “The Investigator,” and on the following day their streamer-heads would have proclaimed, “Film Star Divorces Champ,” or “Magnate’s Wife Elopes with Cop.”

In a typical situation, this newspaper hype would have lasted thirty-two hours. The next day's papers would have reported that the university officials had banned “The Investigator,” and the day after, the headlines would have shouted, “Film Star Divorces Champ” or “Magnate’s Wife Elopes with Cop.”

But fate had prepared a fantastic torment for the “parlor reds” of S. P. U. On the morning after their flyer in publicity, it chanced that a wagon loaded with blasting material, making its way through Wall Street with customary indifference to municipal ordinances, met with a collision and exploded. The accident happened in front of the banking offices of Morgan and Company, and about a dozen people were killed. A few minutes after the accident, the bankers called in America’s sleuth-celebrity to solve the mystery; and this able business man, facing the situation that if it was an accident it was nothing, while if it was a Bolshevik plot it was several hundred thousand dollars, took three minutes to look about him, and then pronounced it a plot.

But fate had prepared a crazy nightmare for the “parlor reds” of S. P. U. On the morning after their publicity stunt, a wagon loaded with explosives, casually ignoring city regulations, collided and exploded on Wall Street. The accident occurred right in front of the banking offices of Morgan and Company, killing about a dozen people. A few minutes after the explosion, the bankers called in America's famous detective to solve the mystery; and this sharp businessman, realizing that if it was an accident it meant nothing, while if it was a Bolshevik plot it was worth several hundred thousand dollars, took three minutes to look around and then declared it a plot.

And forthwith throughout the world a horde of spies and informers went to work, knowing that if he or she could find or invent a clue, it was fame and fortune for him or her. A wave of witch-hunting swept the country, and other countries—for two or three years thereafter new discoveries would be made, and new “revelations” promised, and poor devils in Polish and Roumanian dungeons would have their arms twisted out of joint and their testicles macerated, while eager newspaper readers in New York and Chicago and Angel City waited ravenously for promised thrills.

Immediately, a swarm of spies and informants started working around the world, knowing that if they could find or create a clue, it would mean fame and fortune for them. A wave of witch-hunting swept the country and beyond—for two or three years afterward, new discoveries would be made, and new "revelations" promised. Meanwhile, unfortunate souls in Polish and Romanian dungeons would have their limbs twisted and their testicles crushed, while eager newspaper readers in New York, Chicago, and Los Angeles waited hungrily for the promised excitement.

As for the Angel City “Evening Booster” and “Evening Howler” and “Evening Roarer,” the situation confronting them was this: if they could connect the Bolshevik conspiracy in Southern Pacific University with the bomb explosion in Wall Street, they would have several hundred dollars’ additional sales; while if they failed to make the connection, they would lose this amount to some more clever rival. This being the case, it took the “Evening Howler” about one hour to remember that “The Investigator” had featured Harry Seager, and to ascertain from the agents of the American Defense League that at a recent mass-meeting this Seager had fiercely denounced the firm of Morgan and Company, and predicted a dire fate for them. So, in its third edition, on the streets about one o’clock, the “Evening Howler” told the world:

As for the Angel City “Evening Booster,” “Evening Howler,” and “Evening Roarer,” their situation was this: if they could link the Bolshevik conspiracy at Southern Pacific University to the bomb explosion on Wall Street, they would gain several hundred dollars in extra sales; but if they failed to make that connection, they would lose that amount to a more savvy competitor. With this in mind, it took the “Evening Howler” about an hour to remember that “The Investigator” had featured Harry Seager and to find out from the agents of the American Defense League that at a recent mass meeting, Seager had strongly criticized the firm of Morgan and Company and predicted a terrible fate for them. So, in its third edition, released on the streets around one o’clock, the “Evening Howler” announced to the world:

Bomb Foretold by Red Aid

Bomb Predicted by Red Aid

 

Police Seek Soviet Agent Here

Police Search for Soviet Agent

That was taking a chance, as the headline writer of the “Evening Howler” would have admitted with a grin; but he knew his business, and sure enough, before the day was by, a war veteran came into the editorial office with confirmation. Two days ago he had ridden on a public stage with Harry Seager, and had got into conversation, and heard the sentence: “You mark my words and watch the papers, within three days you will read that the House of Morgan has paid for its crimes in this war.” It is only fair to the shell-shocked soldier to add that he may have been sincere in his statement, for it happened that the two men in their conversation had touched upon the Polish invasion of Russia, then at its height, and Seager had uttered the sentence, “You mark my words and watch the papers, within three days you will read that the Poles are back of where they are now.”

That was a risk, as the headline writer of the “Evening Howler” would have admitted with a smirk; but he knew his stuff, and sure enough, by the end of the day, a war veteran walked into the editorial office with confirmation. Two days earlier, he had taken a public stagecoach ride with Harry Seager, and during their chat, he heard Seager say, “You mark my words and watch the papers, within three days you’ll see that the House of Morgan has paid for its crimes in this war.” It’s only fair to the traumatized soldier to mention that he might have genuinely believed what he said, as the two men had discussed the Polish invasion of Russia, which was at its peak, and Seager had also remarked, “You mark my words and watch the papers, within three days you’ll see that the Poles are back where they started.”

Prior to this incident, the office door of the Seager Business College had been chewed to a ragged edge by the chisels of detectives and other patriots breaking their way in at night; but on the night after this “bomb expose” they used an axe, and when Seager arrived in the morning he found every desk-drawer in the place, not merely his own, but the students’, dumped onto the floor, and trampled beneath the hob-nailed boots of patriotism. They had carted off, not merely Seager’s notes for his orations, but likewise the typewriting exercises of his students—and most damaging evidence they afforded, too, for Seager did not make his students write, “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog,”—no, siree, he gave them revolutionary propaganda that would send shivers down the spine of any patriot: “All men are created free and equal,” or, more desperate yet, “Give me liberty or give me death!”

Before this incident, the office door of Seager Business College had been chewed to a frayed edge by the chisels of detectives and other patriots breaking in at night; but on the night after this “bomb expose,” they used an axe, and when Seager arrived in the morning, he found every desk drawer in the place, not just his own, but the students’, dumped onto the floor and trampled beneath the hob-nailed boots of patriotism. They had taken not only Seager’s notes for his speeches but also the typing exercises of his students—and those were the most damaging pieces of evidence they had, too, because Seager did not make his students write, “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog,”—no way, he gave them revolutionary propaganda that would send shivers down the spine of any patriot: “All men are created free and equal,” or, even more intense, “Give me liberty or give me death!”

X

Not many in Southern Pacific University seriously believed that their “student reds” had any responsibility for or even guilty knowledge of the Wall Street bomb explosion. But they knew that these silly fools had been misled by sinister men who quite possibly did have part in the plot, or anyhow were bad enough to have it. Also they knew that the fools had got the university in for a lot of hideous publicity. So the fools were badgered and browbeaten on every hand; they were summoned to the Dean’s office one by one and there racked and cross-questioned—and not merely by President Cowper and Dean Squirge, but by various stern gentlemen representing the district attorney and the city prosecutor and the federal secret service and the patriotic newspapers and the defense societies and the information service of the once-upon-a-time ambassador of a no-longer-existing Russian government.

Not many people at Southern Pacific University genuinely thought that their “student reds” were responsible for or even had any knowledge about the Wall Street bomb explosion. However, they recognized that these naive individuals had been deceived by shady figures who possibly were involved in the plot or at least knew about it. They also understood that the naive students had brought a lot of terrible publicity to the university. As a result, these students were harassed and pressured from all sides; they were called to the Dean’s office one by one and there interrogated and questioned thoroughly—not just by President Cowper and Dean Squirge, but also by various serious men from the district attorney's office, the city prosecutor, the federal secret service, patriotic newspapers, defense societies, and the information service of the former ambassador of a now-defunct Russian government.

When Bunny Ross realized that this was happening, there was another explosion. Being a rich man’s son, he was accustomed to having his rights, and more. So of the first of his questioners he demanded, “Who are you, and what brings you into this?”

When Bunny Ross noticed this was happening, there was another explosion. As the son of a wealthy man, he was used to having his rights, and then some. So to the first of his questioners, he asked, “Who are you, and what are you doing here?”

“Now, Ross,” said Dean Squirge, “if there are evil men threatening our country’s welfare, you certainly do not wish to protect them.”

“Now, Ross,” said Dean Squirge, “if there are bad people threatening our country’s well-being, you definitely don’t want to protect them.”

“It depends on what you mean by evil,” retorted Bunny. “If you mean men who are trying to tell the truth, I wish to protect them all I can.”

“It depends on what you mean by evil,” Bunny replied. “If you’re talking about people who are trying to tell the truth, I want to support them however I can.”

“All we want to know is, what you know about a man called Paul Watkins.”

“All we want to know is what you know about a guy named Paul Watkins.”

So there it was; either Bunny must submit to being cross-questioned by detectives, or else he must have everybody decide that he was hiding some dark secrets about Paul. Said he: “Paul Watkins is my best friend. I have known him for seven or eight years. He is the straightest man I have ever known, bar none. He has come home sick, after a year and a half in the army in Siberia. He could claim an allowance from the government if he wasn’t too proud. What he did to me was to tell me what he saw with his own eyes, and I believe every word of it. And I am going to tell it to other people, inside the university or out, and no one is going to stop me.”

So there it was; either Bunny had to agree to be questioned by detectives, or everyone would think he was hiding some dark secrets about Paul. He said, “Paul Watkins is my best friend. I’ve known him for seven or eight years. He’s the most honest person I’ve ever met, hands down. He came back sick after a year and a half in the army in Siberia. He could get government support if he weren’t too proud. What he did for me was tell me what he saw with his own eyes, and I believe every word of it. And I’m going to share it with others, whether they’re inside the university or not, and no one is going to stop me.”

So that was that, and Bunny was excused for the present. They would tackle the less wealthy conspirators—beginning with Peter Nagle, most guilty of all, because his name had appeared on the paper as editor. Peter was commanded forthwith to recant his impoliteness to God, and he swore by God that he wouldn’t; so the “Evening Howler” carried a two-column head:

So that was it, and Bunny was off the hook for now. They would deal with the less wealthy conspirators—starting with Peter Nagle, the most guilty of them all, since his name was listed as the editor. Peter was ordered right away to take back his rudeness towards God, and he swore to God that he wouldn’t; so the “Evening Howler” ran a two-column headline:

Student Red Let Out

Student Red Released

And Peter grinned and said for the rest of the bunch not to worry, he was going into the plumbing business and get his revenge on society; and when he had made some money he would publish a paper of his own and kid the life out of God every week.

And Peter smiled and told the rest of the group not to worry. He was going into the plumbing business to get his revenge on society. Once he made some money, he'd publish his own magazine and mock God every week.

And then came the turn of Rachel Menzies. She had been warned by Bunny as to the secret agents, and had promised to give them a piece of her mind; but they had a way to break her nerve. Just what had been her father’s share in this conspiracy? They had ascertained that Papa Menzies had been born in Poland, and under the new deportation laws it didn’t matter what you believed or what you had done, they would cancel your naturalization papers, and grab you and ship you away, leaving your family behind to starve, if it so happened. You had no trial, and no recourse of any sort. And furthermore, if a man was dumped into Poland with the red tag on him these days, no trial was held and no questions were asked—he was stood against a wall and shot.

And then it was Rachel Menzies' turn. Bunny had warned her about the secret agents and she had promised to tell them exactly what she thought; but they had a way of shaking her confidence. What exactly had her father done in this conspiracy? They had found out that Papa Menzies was born in Poland, and under the new deportation laws, it didn’t matter what you believed or what you had done; they could cancel your naturalization papers, take you away, and ship you off, leaving your family behind to fend for themselves if that happened. You wouldn’t get a trial or any way to defend yourself. Plus, if a man was sent to Poland with a red tag these days, there was no trial and no questions were asked—he was just lined up against a wall and shot.

So there was Rachel, bursting into tears before these strangers and declaring that her father was a Socialist and not a Communist—as if that meant anything to any patriot! Hadn’t the Socialists been opposing the war right along? And wasn’t it a fact that the country had an attorney-general who was intriguing to get the nomination for president at the next Democratic convention, and was basing his claim to that distinction upon his valiant campaign to put down the red menace?

So there was Rachel, breaking down in tears in front of these strangers and insisting that her dad was a Socialist and not a Communist—as if that meant anything to any patriot! Hadn’t the Socialists been against the war all along? And wasn’t it true that the country had an attorney general who was trying to get nominated for president at the next Democratic convention, claiming that he deserved it because of his brave efforts to combat the red menace?

Rachel telephoned to Bunny, and he hopped into his car and paid a call on President Alonzo T. Cowper, D.D., Ph.D., LL.D., at that worthy’s private residence in the evening, contrary to the established etiquette of the university. He began by stating his own decision—he was willing to agree to make no more public “propaganda” during his stay in the university; but he wanted to add this, if the authorities permitted Mr. Menzies to suffer deportation as punishment for his daughter’s having written a review of a lecture—then he, Bunny Ross, was going on the war-path, and use some of his father’s money to blow things wide open before he quit Southern Pacific.

Rachel called Bunny, and he jumped into his car and visited President Alonzo T. Cowper, D.D., Ph.D., LL.D., at his home in the evening, which was against the usual university etiquette. He started off by sharing his own decision—he was ready to agree not to do any more public "propaganda" during his time at the university; however, he wanted to add that if the authorities allowed Mr. Menzies to be deported as punishment for his daughter writing a review of a lecture, then he, Bunny Ross, would take action and use some of his father's money to expose everything before he left Southern Pacific.

The reverend doctor’s round clerical face had grown rosy to the roots of his snow-white hair as he listened to this scarcely veiled blackmail. “Young man,” said he, “you seem to overlook the fact that the university authorities have nothing to do with the decisions of the United States government.”

The reverend doctor's round clerical face turned rosy as he listened to this barely concealed blackmail. “Young man,” he said, “you seem to forget that the university authorities have no part in the decisions of the United States government.”

“Dr. Cowper,” responded the young man, “I learned from my father to go to headquarters when I want things done. I know that if you tell these defense idiots that you want this matter dropped, they will drop it. And I want to say that while I have never met Mr. Menzies, I know his daughter, and she brought us his ideas at different times, and he believes in democracy and in educating the people—every bit of advice he sent us was along that line. He belongs to the right wing group among the Socialists, and is opposing the Bolsheviks in the movement. You must know enough about the situation to realize that that is not the sort of people we are supposed to be deporting.”

“Dr. Cowper,” the young man replied, “I learned from my father to go to the top when I want things handled. I know that if you tell these defense people to drop this issue, they will. And I want to mention that although I’ve never met Mr. Menzies, I do know his daughter, and she has shared his ideas with us before. He believes in democracy and in educating the public—every piece of advice he sent us revolved around that. He’s part of the right-wing faction of the Socialists and is against the Bolsheviks in the movement. You must understand enough about the situation to see that these aren't the kind of people we should be deporting.”

It turned out that Dr. Cowper really didn’t know that much, but was willing to learn. It was rather comical; underneath the indignation he was officially obliged to feel, the old gentleman had an unholy curiosity about these strange new ideas that had seduced his prize millionaire sophomore. So here was Bunny telling him about Paul Watkins, and about Harry Seager, what sort of people they were, and what they had seen in Siberia, and what they thought about it, and what Bunny thought. The doctor asked the most naive and childish questions, but he did try to understand, and Bunny gave him a complete lecture on Bolshevism versus Socialism lasting two hours. At the end the prize millionaire sophomore was sent away with a pat on the back, and the assurance that Papa Menzies would not be deported so long as he behaved himself; plus a solemn warning that whereas mature minds such as Dr. Cowper’s were equipped to deal with these dangerous new thoughts, the immature minds of the students were not to be trusted with them!

It turned out that Dr. Cowper really didn’t know much, but he was eager to learn. It was pretty funny; beneath the indignation he was supposed to feel, the old man had an unusual curiosity about these strange new ideas that had captivated his prize millionaire sophomore. So here was Bunny telling him about Paul Watkins and Harry Seager, what kind of people they were, what they had experienced in Siberia, what they thought about it, and what Bunny thought. The doctor asked the most naive and silly questions, but he really tried to understand, and Bunny gave him a complete two-hour lecture on Bolshevism versus Socialism. In the end, the prize millionaire sophomore left with a pat on the back and the assurance that Papa Menzies wouldn’t be deported as long as he behaved; plus a serious warning that while mature minds like Dr. Cowper’s could handle these dangerous new ideas, the immature minds of the students couldn’t be trusted with them!

XI

There was an interview to be had with Henrietta Ashleigh. It was not so painful as Bunny had feared, because she hid her grief under a cloak of dignity. “I am sorry, Arnold, but I am beginning to fear there is something in you that enjoys this crude notoriety.” Bunny tried to be humble and accept this rebuke, but he couldn’t; there was something in him that was bored by Henrietta’s ideas; and when you are bored, you can no longer keep up romantic imaginings about a girl.

There was an interview to be had with Henrietta Ashleigh. It wasn't as painful as Bunny had worried it would be because she concealed her sadness under a veneer of dignity. “I’m sorry, Arnold, but I’m starting to think there’s something in you that actually likes this crude fame.” Bunny tried to be humble and accept this criticism, but he couldn't; there was something in him that found Henrietta’s ideas boring, and when you're bored, it’s hard to maintain romantic fantasies about a girl.

And then the folks at home! First, Aunt Emma, horrified tearful, and completely muddled. Bunny had not got that prize after all! Aunt Emma had somehow got it fixed in her head that there had been a prize, and that Bunny might have got it if it had not been for the reds. This awful peril of Bolshevik agents, right in one’s home! Aunt Emma had heard hair-raising stories from lecturers to her club-ladies, but had never dreamed that these emissaries of Satan might be seducing her darling nephew! “Watch out, auntie!” said the nephew. “You may be next!”

And then there were the folks back home! First, Aunt Emma, horrified, tearful, and completely confused. Bunny hadn’t won that prize after all! Aunt Emma had somehow convinced herself that there had been a prize and that Bunny could have received it if it hadn't been for the reds. This terrible threat of Bolshevik agents, right in her own home! Aunt Emma had heard terrifying stories from speakers to her club ladies but had never imagined that these agents of evil might be trying to corrupt her beloved nephew! “Watch out, auntie!” said the nephew. “You could be next!”

And then Bertie. Bertie was just wild! She had been invited to a house-party of the very desirable Atherton-Stewarts, but now she would be ashamed to show her face among decent people. That was the way every time, no sooner did she achieve a social triumph, than Bunny came along and made one of his stinks. It was the most disgusting thing that could have happened, it showed his tastes were naturally low. Bertie and Bunny were quite fond of each other, and called each other violent names with true brotherly and sisterly frankness.

And then there was Bertie. Bertie was just outrageous! She had been invited to a house party hosted by the very respectable Atherton-Stewarts, but now she would be embarrassed to show her face among decent people. It always happened this way; no sooner did she score a social win than Bunny would show up and create a scene. It was the most cringe-worthy thing that could have happened, proving his tastes were undeniably low. Bertie and Bunny actually cared for each other and called each other harsh names with all the honesty of true siblings.

Finally Dad, who was a perfect brick; never said a word, nor asked a question, and when Bunny started to explain, he said, “That’s all right, son, I know just how it happened.” And that was true; he knew Paul and Harry Seager, he had been inside his boy’s mind. And he knew the tragedy of life, that each generation has to make its own mistakes.

Finally, Dad, who was as solid as a rock, never said a word or asked a question. When Bunny started to explain, he said, “That’s all right, son, I know exactly how it happened.” And that was true; he knew Paul and Harry Seager; he understood what was going on in his son’s mind. He also understood the harsh reality of life: that each generation has to learn from its own mistakes.

The uproar died away surprisingly soon. In a few days Bunny’s class-mates were “joshing” him, it was all a joke. There was only one serious consequence, that Mr. Daniel Webster Irving received a letter from President Cowper, advising him in advance, as a matter of courtesy, that his contract with Southern Pacific University would not be renewed for next year. The instructor showed it to Bunny, with a dry smile; and Bunny was enraged, and wanted to blackmail the reverend doctor a second time. But Mr. Irving said to forget it, there were too many ways to make life miserable for a teacher who wasn’t wanted. He would file his references with the employment agencies, and write a lot of letters, and move on to pastures new. “That is,” he added, “assuming I can get something. They have a pretty tight organization, and I may find I’m blacklisted for good.”

The commotion faded away surprisingly quickly. Within a few days, Bunny’s classmates were teasing him, treating it all like a joke. The only serious outcome was that Mr. Daniel Webster Irving received a letter from President Cowper, giving him a heads-up out of courtesy that his contract with Southern Pacific University wouldn’t be renewed for the next year. The teacher showed it to Bunny with a wry smile; Bunny was furious and wanted to blackmail the reverend doctor again. But Mr. Irving told him to let it go; there were plenty of ways to make life difficult for a teacher who wasn’t wanted. He would send out his references to employment agencies, write a bunch of letters, and move on to new opportunities. “That is,” he added, “if I can find something. They have a pretty strict system, and I might find out I’m blacklisted for good.”

“How do you suppose they got on to you, Mr. Irving?”

“How do you think they found out about you, Mr. Irving?”

“It was bound to happen,” said the other. “They have so many spies.”

“It was bound to happen,” said the other. “They have so many spies.”

“But we have been so careful! We’ve never mentioned your name, except among our own little group!”

“But we’ve been really careful! We’ve never said your name, except within our own little group!”

“They’ve probably got a spy right among you.”

“They probably have a spy right among you.”

“A student, you mean?”

“A student, right?”

“Of course.” And smiling at Bunny’s incredulity, Mr. Irving reached into his desk and pulled out a mimeographed sheet of paper. “This was handed to me by a business friend of mine,” he said.

“Of course.” Smiling at Bunny’s disbelief, Mr. Irving reached into his desk and pulled out a copied sheet of paper. “A business friend of mine gave me this,” he said.

It was one of the weekly bulletins of the “Improve America League,” a propaganda organization of the business men of Angel City. It explained how they had their agents at work in colleges and high schools, training students to watch their teachers and fellow students, and report any signs of the red menace. The league boasted its fund of a hundred and sixty thousand dollars a year for the next five years. So here was another chunk of reality, falling with a dull sickening thud upon the head of a young idealist! Bunny sat, running over in his mind the members of the little group. “Who could it be?”

It was one of the weekly updates from the "Improve America League," a propaganda group made up of the businessmen of Angel City. It detailed how they had agents working in colleges and high schools, training students to keep an eye on their teachers and classmates, and report any signs of the red threat. The league proudly announced its budget of one hundred sixty thousand dollars a year for the next five years. So here was another piece of reality, hitting a young idealist with a dull, sickening thud! Bunny sat there, thinking about the members of the small group. "Who could it be?"

Said Mr. Irving: “Some one who was very ‘red,’ you can be sure. That is how it works—a man is looking for something to report, and when it’s too slow making its appearance, he’s tempted to help it along. So the spy almost always becomes a provocateur. You can tell him by the fact that he talks a lot and does nothing—he can’t afford to have it said that he was a leader.”

Said Mr. Irving: “You can be sure it was someone who was very ‘red.’ That’s how it goes—when a man is looking for something to report and it doesn’t show up quickly enough, he’s tempted to push it along. So, the spy almost always ends up being a provocateur. You can tell him by the fact that he talks a lot and does nothing—he can’t risk having it said that he was a leader.”

“By God!” cried Bunny. “He promised to help us sell those papers, and then he didn’t show up!”

“By God!” shouted Bunny. “He promised to help us sell those papers, and then he never showed up!”

“Who is that?”

“Who’s that?”

“Billy George. We never could be red enough to suit him! He was the cause of that fool poem of Peter Nagle’s going into the paper. And now he’s dropped clean out—he wasn’t mentioned in the scandal.”

“Billy George. We could never be red enough for him! He was the reason that silly poem by Peter Nagle got published. And now he’s completely out of the picture—he wasn’t mentioned in the scandal.”

Mr. Irving smiled. “Well, Ross, you’ve seen the white terror in action! You’ll find it helps you to understand world history. Fortunately, you’re rich, so it was just a joke. But don’t forget—if you’d been a poor Russian Jew in the slums, you’d be in jail now, with ten thousand dollars bail, and ten or twenty years in state’s prison for your destiny. If you had happened to live in Poland or Finland or Roumania, you and all your little bunch would have been buried in one muddy trench a week ago!”

Mr. Irving smiled. “Well, Ross, you’ve seen the white terror in action! It’ll help you understand world history. Luckily, you’re wealthy, so it was just a joke. But remember—if you were a poor Russian Jew in the slums, you’d be in jail right now, facing a ten thousand dollar bail, and looking at ten or twenty years in state prison as your fate. If you had happened to live in Poland, Finland, or Romania, you and your whole group would have been buried in a muddy trench a week ago!”

CHAPTER XII
THE SIREN

I

Springtime had come again, and Bunny was finishing his second year at Southern Pacific. But the bloom was now worn off the peach; he no longer took the great institution at its own valuation. He knew that the courses were dull, and that they taught you masses of facts of little importance, and were afraid of new and original thinking. The one thing he had got was a clue to some worthwhile books; he wanted to read them—but you could do that better at home. He was debating whether he would come back next year.

Springtime had arrived once again, and Bunny was wrapping up his second year at Southern Pacific. But the charm was gone; he no longer viewed the school as highly as he once did. He realized the classes were boring, filled with a ton of trivial facts, and didn’t encourage fresh or creative thinking. The one thing he did gain was a lead on some valuable books; he wanted to read them—but you could do that better at home. He was considering whether to return next year.

Things were freer at Paradise, it seemed. Paul had gone back to work as a boss-carpenter for the company; he had recovered a part of his strength, and was making good money—building labor was scarce, because the country was making up for the lost construction of war-time. Ruth was happy again; at least three of the oil workers were in love with her, but she would think of no one but her wonderful brother. Paul was studying again; but not the biology books, all his money now went for magazines and pamphlets and books that dealt with the labor struggle. There were a good many returned soldiers with the company, some of whom had come to think about the war just as Paul did; twice a week they had regular classes, reading aloud a chapter from a book and discussing it.

Things felt more relaxed at Paradise. Paul had returned to work as a lead carpenter for the company; he had regained some of his strength and was earning good money—there was a shortage of construction labor because the country was catching up on the building that had been put on hold during the war. Ruth was happy again; at least three of the oil workers were in love with her, but she thought only of her amazing brother. Paul was studying again, but not biology; all his money now went toward magazines, pamphlets, and books that focused on the labor movement. There were quite a few returning soldiers with the company, some of whom had come to think about the war just like Paul did; twice a week, they held regular classes, reading a chapter from a book and discussing it.

So the Rascum cabin became what the Angel City newspapers were accustomed to describe as a “Bolshevik nest.” Much as these workingmen might differ about tactics, they were a unit on the proposition that capital and labor had nothing in common but a fight. And they made no bones about saying it; they would start an argument on the job, or while a bunch of the men were eating their lunch; the echoes would spread all over the place. There were “wobblies” in the field also, you would find their literature in the bunk-houses. Dad must have known about it, but he did nothing; his men had always been free to say what they pleased, and he would take his chances. Indeed, he could hardly do anything else, while every man on the place knew that the discoverer and heir-apparent of the field was one of the “reddest” of the bunch!

So, the Rascum cabin became what the Angel City newspapers called a “Bolshevik nest.” Even though these workers might disagree on strategies, they all agreed that capital and labor had nothing in common except for a struggle. They were vocal about it; they’d spark arguments at work or while a group of them had lunch, and the conversations would echo everywhere. There were “wobblies” in the fields too; you could find their pamphlets in the bunkhouses. Dad must have been aware of it, but he didn’t take action; his workers had always been free to express their opinions, and he was willing to take the risk. In fact, he had little choice, since every person on the property knew that the discoverer and heir apparent of the field was one of the most radical of the bunch!

Ever since the war, the union of the oil workers had been recognized and dealt with, as the government had decreed. But now the hand of Uncle Sam was beginning to relax; the idealistic President was a semi-invalid in Washington, and in Angel City the “open shop” crowd were getting ready to bring back the good old days. At least that was the rumor among the union officials, and how were they going to meet the employers’ move? The wage agreements expired towards the end of the year, and this was the issue to which all the arguments of the oil workers led, whether among the “reds” in Paul’s cabin, or among the rank and file. Over Bunny’s head the prospect of another strike hung like a black shadow of doom.

Ever since the war, the oil workers' union had been acknowledged and addressed, as the government had ordered. But now the influence of Uncle Sam was starting to fade; the idealistic President was partially incapacitated in Washington, and in Angel City, the "open shop" supporters were preparing to bring back the old ways. At least that was the chatter among the union leaders, and how were they going to respond to the employers’ actions? The wage agreements were set to expire toward the end of the year, and this was the focal point of all the discussions among the oil workers, whether among the "reds" in Paul’s cabin or the regular members. Over Bunny’s head, the threat of another strike loomed like a dark cloud of despair.

Dad never gave up longing to have his son take an interest in the company and its growing activities. And Bunny, always aware of this loving bond, would study monthly reports of production, and cost sheets and price schedules, and go out to the wells that were drilling, and take part in long consultations with the foremen. Only a few years ago, an oil well had been to him the most interesting thing in the world; but now cruel fate had brought it about that one oil well seemed exactly like another oil well! Number 142 had brought in six hundred thousand dollars, whereas Number 143 had brought in only four hundred and fifty thousand. But what difference did it make, when all you would do with the extra hundred and fifty thousand was to drill another well?

Dad never stopped wishing for his son to take an interest in the company and its expanding operations. Bunny, always aware of this loving connection, would go over monthly production reports, cost sheets, and price schedules, visit the drilling sites, and engage in lengthy discussions with the foremen. Just a few years ago, an oil well was the most fascinating thing in the world to him; but now, cruel fate had made it so that one oil well seemed exactly like another! Well Number 142 had brought in six hundred thousand dollars, while Well Number 143 had only brought in four hundred fifty thousand. But what difference did it make when all you would do with the extra hundred fifty thousand was drill another well?

Dad’s answer was kept in stock on the shelves of his mind: “The world has got to have oil.” But then, you looked at the world, and saw enormous crowds of people driving to places where they were no better off than at home! But it would annoy Dad to have you say that—it was a step outside the range of his thinking. To Bunny he now seemed like an old horse in a treadmill; he climbed and climbed, all day long, and at night he climbed in dreams. But if you should let him out of the treadmill, he would die—for lack of any reason for living.

Dad’s answer was stored away in his mind: “The world has to have oil.” But then you looked at the world and saw huge crowds of people driving to places where they were no better off than at home! It would frustrate Dad to hear you say that—it was beyond the scope of his thinking. To Bunny, he now seemed like an old horse on a treadmill; he climbed and climbed all day long, and at night he climbed in his dreams. But if you let him off the treadmill, he would die—because he had no reason to live.

So Bunny learned more and more to keep his traitor doubts to himself; those theories of the “class struggle” that he learned from Paul and his fellows, and the rumors of a strike that he read in the oil workers’ journal. Instead, he would take Dad fishing, and they would pretend they were just as happy as of old in the bosom of their mother Nature—though the sad truth was that Dad was too heavy and too stiff in the joints to get much fun out of scrambling over the rocks.

So Bunny got better at keeping his doubts to himself; those ideas about "class struggle" that he picked up from Paul and his friends, and the buzz about a strike he read in the oil workers’ journal. Instead, he would take Dad fishing, and they would act like they were just as happy as they used to be in the comfort of nature—though the sad truth was that Dad was too heavy and too stiff to enjoy climbing over the rocks.

II

Bunny spent his Easter holidays at Paradise, and it happened that Vernon Roscoe paid a visit to the tract. He had been there before, but only while Bunny was away; their meetings so far had been brief ones at the office, amid the press of business. Bunny had got a general impression of a big face and a big body and a big voice. Dad said that “Verne” had also a big heart; but Bunny’s only evidence was that Mr. Roscoe had patted him on the back, and called him “Jim Junior,” with great gusto.

Bunny spent his Easter break at Paradise, and it turned out that Vernon Roscoe came to visit the area. He had been there before, but only while Bunny was away; their encounters so far had been short ones at the office, amidst the busy work. Bunny had a general impression of a big face, a big body, and a loud voice. Dad said that "Verne" also had a big heart; but Bunny's only proof of this was that Mr. Roscoe had given him a hearty pat on the back and called him "Jim Junior" with a lot of enthusiasm.

Now he came; and it happened that a desert wind came with him, and made a funny combination. As a rule the heat of the day was endurable at Paradise, and the nights were always cold and refreshing; but three or four times in a year the place would be struck by a wind off the desert, and it would be like a hot hand reaching out and holding you by the throat. “A hundred and fourteen in the shade and their ain’t any shade,” was the way the oil workers put it, as they went on working in the sun, drinking barley water by the quart. The worst of it was, the hot wind blew all night, and the houses, which had heated up like furnaces, stayed that way for three or four days.

Now he arrived, and coincidentally, a desert wind followed him, creating a strange mix. Usually, the daytime heat in Paradise was bearable, and the nights were always cool and refreshing; however, three or four times a year, the area would be hit by a wind from the desert, feeling like a hot hand grabbing you by the throat. “A hundred and fourteen in the shade and there ain’t any shade,” as the oil workers described it, while continuing to work in the sun, drinking barley water by the quart. The worst part was that the hot wind blew all night, and the houses, which had become like ovens, stayed that way for three or four days.

The “oil magnate,” as the newspapers called Vernon Roscoe, left Angel City after dinner, and reached the tract just before midnight. Dad and Bunny were expecting him, sitting out on the veranda, and he saw them, and his voice started before the engine of his car stopped. “Hello, Jim! Hello, Jim Junior! By Jees, what’s this you’re doing to me! Christ amighty, man, I never felt such heat. Is it going to be like this tomorrow? By Jees, I think I’ll turn my tail and run!”

The "oil tycoon," as the newspapers called Vernon Roscoe, left Angel City after dinner and arrived at the property just before midnight. Dad and Bunny were waiting for him on the porch, and he spotted them, his voice starting before the car engine even turned off. "Hey, Jim! Hey, Jim Junior! Good grief, what are you doing to me! Man, I've never felt heat like this. Is it going to be like this tomorrow? Honestly, I think I might just turn around and leave!"

He was out of the car, and coming up the path, his face as round as the moon that shone down on his half-bald head. He had taken off his coat and shirt, and was in a pink silk under-shirt; no perspiration, of course, because you were always dry when you drove in this desert heat—you might stop at a filling station and stand under a hose and soak yourself, and the wind would dry everything but your sitting down place in a couple of minutes.

He was out of the car, making his way up the path, his face as round as the moon shining down on his mostly bald head. He had removed his coat and shirt, wearing just a pink silk undershirt; no sweat, of course, because you always stayed dry when you drove in this desert heat—you could stop at a gas station and stand under a hose to soak yourself, and the wind would dry everything except for the spot where you sat in a couple of minutes.

“Hello, Verne,” said Dad; and Bunny said, “How are you Mr. Roscoe?” He was careful to get a grip on the magnate’s paw before the magnate got a grip on his—for he would make the bones crunch with his mighty grasp. He had been a cattle-puncher back in Oklahoma, and it was said that he had grabbed a Mexican horse-thief with his two hands and bent him backwards until he broke. He still had that strength, in spite of his rolls of fat.

“Hey, Verne,” Dad said; and Bunny added, “How's it going, Mr. Roscoe?” He made sure to shake the magnate's hand before the magnate could grab his—because he could crush bones with his powerful grip. He used to be a cattle rancher back in Oklahoma, and people claimed he once caught a Mexican horse thief with both hands and bent him backward until he broke. He still had that strength, despite his extra weight.

“I’m hot as hell,” he said, answering Bunny’s polite inquiry. “Say, Jim, do you think I’d better stay?”

“I’m really hot,” he said, responding to Bunny’s polite question. “Hey, Jim, do you think I should stay?”

“You’ve got to stay,” said Dad. “I’m not going ahead with development on that Bandy tract till you’ve looked the field over. We’ll sit you on ice.”

“You have to stay,” Dad said. “I’m not moving forward with the development on that Bandy tract until you’ve checked out the area. We’ll have you wait.”

“Has my beer come? Hey, there, Kuno”—this to the Jap, who was grinning in the doorway. “Bring me some of my beer! Bring me a bucketful—a tubful. By Jees, I brought some in my car—I wouldn’t take a chance. Did you hear what happened to Pete O’Reilly? Damn fool tried to come across the border with a crate of whiskey in his car; told me it cost him a hundred dollars a quart before he got through! Christ amighty, Verne, how do you stand this?”

“Has my beer arrived? Hey there, Kuno”—this to the Japanese guy, who was smiling in the doorway. “Bring me some of my beer! Bring me a bucketful—a tubful. Honestly, I brought some in my car—I didn’t want to take a chance. Did you hear what happened to Pete O’Reilly? That idiot tried to cross the border with a crate of whiskey in his car; he told me it cost him a hundred dollars a quart before he got through! Goodness, Verne, how do you handle this?”

“Well, for one thing, I drink lemonade instead of beer.” This was a reform which Bunny had imposed upon his father, and now Dad was very proud of it.

“Well, for one thing, I drink lemonade instead of beer.” This was a change that Bunny had enforced on his dad, and now Dad was really proud of it.

“No pop for me!” said Verne. “By Jees, I’ll have my suds in the bath-tub. Any women about, Verne?” And Mr. Roscoe kicked off his shoes and his trousers, and sat himself under an electric fan. “The damn thing blows hot air!” he said; and then he looked at Bunny. “Well, here’s our boy Bolsheviki! Where’s the red flag?”

“Not drinking soda!” said Verne. “I swear, I'll have my beers in the bathtub. Any women around, Verne?” Mr. Roscoe kicked off his shoes and pants and settled himself under an electric fan. “This thing blows hot air!” he said, then glanced at Bunny. “Well, here’s our guy Bolsheviki! Where's the red flag?”

Now Bunny was expecting to reach the impressive age of twenty-one in a month or two, and he had heard all possible variations on this “Bolsheviki” joke. But he was host, and had to smile. “I see you read the papers.”

Now Bunny was about to turn twenty-one in a month or two, and he had heard every version of this “Bolsheviki” joke. But he was the host and had to smile. “I see you read the papers.”

“Say, kiddo, you made the front page all right! It did me a lot of good in some negotiations. Come down to the office and I’ll introduce you to a Soviet commissar in disguise; they’re trying to sell me a concession in the Urals. ‘Where the hell is that?’ I says; but it seems there is really such a place, unless they have forged some atlases. The guy started to pull this brotherhood of man stuff on me, and I says, ‘Sure, I’m great on that dope,’ I says. ‘The junior member of our firm is in the business! Look at this, by Jees,’ and I showed him the papers, and we’ve been ‘Tovarish’ ever since!”

“Hey, kid, you made the front page for sure! It really helped me with some negotiations. Come down to the office, and I’ll introduce you to a Soviet commissar in disguise; they’re trying to sell me a concession in the Urals. ‘Where the heck is that?’ I asked, but apparently, there is actually such a place, unless they’ve faked some maps. The guy started pushing this brotherhood of man stuff on me, and I said, ‘Sure, I’m all about that,’ I said. ‘The junior member of our firm is in that business! Check this out, for real,’ and I showed him the papers, and we’ve been ‘Tovarish’ ever since!”

III

Well, Tovarish Roscoe went to bed, in Nile green silk pajamas on a cot out in the court alongside the fountain; and at five in the morning they woke him, so that he might go out with Dad and the geologist and the engineer, to O. K. the plans for the Bandy tract. He came back with the sunrise in his eyes, puffing and snorting, and yelling for beer instead of breakfast, and how would he get some more when this gave out? They persuaded him that he must not try to cross the desert until the sun went down, so he and Dad and Bunny retired into the living-room, and shut all the doors and windows, to stick it out as best they could.

Well, Tovarish Roscoe went to bed in Nile green silk pajamas on a cot out in the courtyard next to the fountain. At five in the morning, they woke him up so he could join Dad, the geologist, and the engineer to approve the plans for the Bandy tract. He came back with the sunrise in his eyes, panting and snorting, yelling for beer instead of breakfast, and wondering how he would get more once this ran out. They convinced him that he shouldn’t try to cross the desert until the sun went down, so he, Dad, and Bunny retreated to the living room, shutting all the doors and windows to ride it out as best they could.

Well, the sun got to work on the roof and walls of that house, and every ten minutes the great man would get up and look at the thermometer and emit another string of mule-skinner’s technicalities. By the middle of the morning he was frantic; declaring that surely there must be some way to cool a house. By Jees, let’s get a hose and soak this room! But Bunny, who had studied physics, said that would only shift them from the climate of the desert to the climate of the Congo river. Mr. Roscoe suggested turning the hose on the veranda and the roof; and Bunny called the gardener boy, and pretty soon there were half a dozen sprinklers going, a regular rain-storm over the doors and windows of the living-room.

Well, the sun started heating up the roof and walls of that house, and every ten minutes the guy would get up, check the thermometer, and yell out another bunch of technical terms. By mid-morning, he was losing it, insisting there had to be a way to cool down the house. “Let’s grab a hose and soak this room!” he said. But Bunny, who knew a thing or two about physics, pointed out that would just change their climate from a desert to one like the Congo River. Mr. Roscoe suggested spraying the hose on the veranda and the roof, so Bunny called over the gardener boy, and soon there were half a dozen sprinklers on, creating a mini rainstorm over the living room doors and windows.

But that was not enough, so Dad went to the phone and called up the foreman of the sheet metal shop, and he said sure thing, he could design a refrigerator; and Dad said to drop everything else and build one, and he’d pay the men a dollar apiece extra if they finished it inside an hour. So here came four fellows with a truck and a big metal box with double walls all the way from the floor to the ceiling; and they cut a hole in the floor for a vent-pipe, and brought in about half a ton of cracked ice from the ice-plant, and a couple of sacks of salt, and in a few minutes the thermometer showed a zero wind blowing out from the bottom of that box. The great man moved over close to it, and in a little while he began to sigh with content, and in half an hour he gave a loud “Kerchoo!” and they all roared with laughter.

But that wasn't enough, so Dad picked up the phone and called the foreman of the sheet metal shop. He said he could definitely design a refrigerator; and Dad told him to drop everything else and build one. He’d pay the guys an extra dollar each if they finished it in under an hour. So four guys showed up with a truck and a big metal box with double walls from the floor to the ceiling. They cut a hole in the floor for a vent pipe, brought in about half a ton of cracked ice from the ice plant, and a couple of bags of salt. In a few minutes, the thermometer showed a zero-degree wind blowing out from the bottom of that box. The great man moved over closer to it, and soon enough he began to sigh with content. In half an hour, he let out a loud "Kerchoo!" and everyone burst out laughing.

After that he was sleepy, with all the beer he had drunk, and had a nap on the lounge, while Dad went out to see to the drilling. And then the party had lunch, and Mr. Roscoe had another nap, after which he felt fine, and did a lot of talking, and Bunny learned some more about the world in which he lived. “Jim,” said the “magnate,” “I want two hundred thousand dollars of your money.”

After that, he felt sleepy from all the beer he'd drunk and took a nap on the couch while Dad went out to check on the drilling. Then the party had lunch, and Mr. Roscoe took another nap. After that, he felt great and talked a lot, and Bunny learned more about the world he lived in. “Jim,” said the “magnate,” “I want two hundred thousand dollars of your money.”

“Where’s your gun?” said Dad, amiably.

“Where's your gun?” Dad asked, friendly-like.

“You’ll get it back many times over. It’s a little fund we’re raising, me and Pete O’Reilly and Fred Orpan. We can’t talk about it except to a few.”

“You’ll get it back many times over. It’s a small fund we’re raising, me, Pete O’Reilly, and Fred Orpan. We can’t discuss it except with a few people.”

“What is it, Verne?”

"What's up, Verne?"

“Well, we’re getting ready for the Republican convention, and by Jees, it’s not going to be any god-damn snivelling long-faced college professor! We’re going to get a round-faced man, like you and me, Jim! I’m going on to Chicago and pick him out.”

“Well, we’re getting ready for the Republican convention, and by gosh, it’s not going to be some whiny, sad-faced college professor! We’re going to find a down-to-earth guy, like you and me, Jim! I’m heading to Chicago to pick him out.”

“You got anybody in mind?”

"Do you have someone in mind?"

“I’m negotiating with a fellow from Ohio, Barney Brockway, that runs the party there. He wants us to take their Senator Harding; big chap with a fine presence, good orator and all that, and can be trusted—he’s been governor there, and does what he’s told. Brockway thinks he can put him over with two or three million, and he’ll pledge us the secretary of the interior.”

“I’m negotiating with a guy from Ohio, Barney Brockway, who runs the party there. He wants us to take their Senator Harding; he's a big guy with a great presence, a good speaker, and can be trusted—he’s been the governor there and follows orders. Brockway thinks he can get him elected with two or three million, and he’ll promise us the secretary of the interior.”

“I see,” said Dad—not having to ask what that meant.

“I get it,” Dad said, not needing to ask what that meant.

“I’ve got my eye on a tract—been watching it the last ten years, and it’s a wonder. Excelsior Pete put down two test wells, and then they capped them and hushed it up; there was a government report that mentioned it, but they had it suppressed and you can’t get a copy anywhere—but I had one stolen for me. There’s about forty thousand acres, all oil.”

“I’ve been keeping an eye on a piece of land for the last ten years, and it's impressive. Excelsior Pete drilled two test wells, then capped them and kept it quiet; there was a government report that talked about it, but they buried it, and you can’t find a copy anywhere—but I had one snatched for me. It’s about forty thousand acres, all oil.”

“But how can you get it away from Excelsior?”

“But how can you get it away from Excelsior?”

“The government has taken the whole district—supposed to be an oil reserve for the navy. But what the hell use will it be to the navy, with no developments? The damn fools think you can drill wells and build pipe-lines and storage tanks while Congress is voting a declaration of war. Let us get in there and get out the oil, and we’ll sell the navy all they want.”

“The government has taken over the entire district—it’s meant to be an oil reserve for the navy. But what good will it be for the navy without any development? These idiots think you can just drill wells and build pipelines and storage tanks while Congress is busy voting on a war declaration. Let's go in there, pump out the oil, and we can sell the navy as much as they want.”

That was Dad’s doctrine, so there was nothing to discuss. He laughed, and said, “You’d better be on the safe side, Verne, and get the attorney-general as well as the secretary of the interior.”

That was Dad’s rule, so there was nothing to talk about. He laughed and said, “You’d better play it safe, Verne, and get the attorney general as well as the secretary of the interior.”

“I thought of that,” said the other, not noticing the laugh. “Barney Brockway will be the attorney-general himself. That’s a part of his bargain with Harding.”

“I thought about that,” said the other, not noticing the laughter. “Barney Brockway is going to be the attorney general himself. That’s part of his deal with Harding.”

And then all at once Mr. Roscoe recollected Bunny, sitting over by the window, supposed to be reading a book. “I suppose our boy Bolsheviki will understand, this ain’t for use on the soap-box.”

And then suddenly, Mr. Roscoe remembered Bunny, who was sitting by the window, supposedly reading a book. “I guess our boy Bolsheviki will get that this isn’t meant for the soapbox.”

Dad answered, quickly, “Bunny has known about my affairs ever since he was knee-high to a grass-hopper. All right, Verne, I’ll send you a check when you’re ready.”

Dad replied quickly, “Bunny has known about my affairs since he was little. Okay, Verne, I’ll send you a check when you’re ready.”

IV

The sun went down, and it was time for Mr. Roscoe to make his get-away. But first he had dinner; and when he was through with his ice-cream and coffee, he pushed his plate away, and took his napkin out of his neck, and leaned back in his chair with a sigh of content; and while he was unrolling his cigar from its gold foil, he fixed his shrewd eyes upon Bunny across the table, and said, “Jim Junior, I’ll tell you what’s the matter with you.”

The sun set, and it was time for Mr. Roscoe to make his escape. But first, he had dinner; and when he finished his ice cream and coffee, he pushed his plate away, took his napkin from around his neck, and leaned back in his chair with a satisfied sigh. As he unwrapped his cigar from its gold foil, he focused his sharp eyes on Bunny across the table and said, “Jim Junior, I’ll tell you what’s wrong with you.”

“All right,” said Jim Junior, receptively.

“All right,” said Jim Junior, understandingly.

“You’re a nice kid, but you’re too god-damn serious. You take life too hard—you and your old man both. You got to get a little fun as you go along, and I know what you need. You got a girl, kid?”

“You're a good kid, but you're way too serious. You take life too hard—you and your dad both. You need to have a little fun along the way, and I know what you need. Do you have a girlfriend, kid?”

“Not right now,” said Bunny, blushing a trifle.

"Not right now," Bunny said, blushing a little.

“I thought so. You need one, to take you out and cheer you up. Mind you, I don’t mean one of these jazz-babies—get a girl that’s got some sense, like my Annabelle. You know Annabelle Ames?”

“I thought so. You need someone to take you out and lift your spirits. Just to be clear, I don’t mean one of these jazz kids—get a girl who’s got some sense, like my Annabelle. You know Annabelle Ames?”

“I’ve never met her. I’ve seen her, of course.”

“I’ve never met her. I’ve seen her, of course.”

“Did you see her in ‘Madame Tee-Zee’? By Jees, that’s what I call a picture—only one I ever made any money out of, by the way! Well, that girl takes care of me like a mother—if she’d been up here, I wouldn’t ’a drunk all that beer, you bet! You come up to my place some time, and Annabelle’ll find you a girl—lots of ’em up there, with the ginger in ’em, too, and she’s a regular little match-maker—never so happy as when she’s pairing ’em off, two little love-birds in a cage. Why don’t you drive back with me now?”

“Did you see her in ‘Madame Tee-Zee’? Wow, that’s what I call a movie—it's the only one I ever actually made money from, by the way! Well, that girl takes care of me like a mom—if she had been here, I wouldn’t have drunk all that beer, you can count on it! You should come by my place sometime, and Annabelle will find you a girl—there are loads of them up there, with some fire in them, too, and she’s a real little matchmaker—never happier than when she’s pairing them up, two little lovebirds in a cage. Why don’t you drive back with me now?”

“I’ve got to go to college the day after tomorrow,” said Bunny.

“I have to go to college the day after tomorrow,” said Bunny.

“Well, you come some time, and bring the old man along. That’s what he needs too, a girl—I’ve told him so a dozen times. You got a girl yet, Jim? By Jees, look at him blush, the old maid in pants! I could tell the kid some things about you that would bust the rouge-pots in your cheeks—hey, old skeezicks?” And the great man, who had been getting out of his chair as he discoursed, fetched Dad a couple of thumps on the back and burst into a roar of laughter.

“Well, you should come by sometime and bring the old man with you. That's what he needs too, a girl—I’ve told him that a dozen times. Do you have a girl yet, Jim? Wow, look at him blush, the old maid in pants! I could tell the kid some things about you that would make your cheeks turn red—hey, old skeezicks?” And the great man, who had been getting out of his chair as he talked, gave Dad a couple of pats on the back and burst into a fit of laughter.

It was things like that that made you know Vernon Roscoe had a “big heart.” He seemed to have really taken a fancy to Bunny, and was concerned that he should learn to enjoy life. “You come see me some time, kiddo,” he said, as he was loading himself into his big limousine. “Don’t you forget it now, I mean it. I’ll show you what a country place can be like, and you make the old man get one too.” And Bunny said all right, he would come; and the engine began to purr, and the car rolled off in the moonlight, and the big laughing voice died away among the hills. “So long, kiddo!”

It was things like that that made you realize Vernon Roscoe had a “big heart.” He really seemed to take a liking to Bunny and was worried that he should learn to enjoy life. “You come see me sometime, kiddo,” he said as he was getting into his big limousine. “Don’t forget it now, I mean it. I’ll show you what a country place can be like, and you make the old man get one too.” And Bunny said all right, he would come; then the engine started to purr, and the car rolled away in the moonlight, and the big laughing voice faded among the hills. “So long, kiddo!”

V

Bunny came back into the house, and followed Dad into his study and shut the door. “Dad, are you really going to put up that money with Mr. Roscoe?”

Bunny came back into the house and followed Dad into his study, then shut the door. “Dad, are you really going to invest that money with Mr. Roscoe?”

“Why, sure, son, I got to; why not?” Dad looked genuinely surprised—as he always did in these cases. You could never be sure how much of it was acting, for he was sly as the devil, and not above using his arts on those he loved.

“Of course, son, I have to; why not?” Dad seemed truly surprised—as he always did in these situations. You could never really tell how much of it was just for show, since he was as clever as they come, and he wouldn’t hesitate to use his tricks on the people he cared about.

“Dad, you’re proposing to buy the presidency of the United States!”

“Dad, you’re suggesting buying the presidency of the United States!”

“Well, son, you can put it that way—”

“Well, son, you can say it like that—”

“But that’s what it is, Dad!”

“But that’s what it is, Dad!”

“Well, that’s one way to say it. Another is that we’re protecting ourselves against rivals that want to put us out of business. If we don’t take care of politics, we’ll wake up after election and find we’re done for. There’s a bunch of big fellows in the East have put up a couple of millions to put General Leonard Wood across. Are you rooting for him?”

“Well, that’s one way to put it. Another is that we’re protecting ourselves from competitors who want to drive us out of business. If we don’t pay attention to politics, we’ll wake up after the election and find we’re finished. There are some big players in the East who have invested a couple of million to get General Leonard Wood elected. Are you supporting him?”

Bunny understood that this was a rhetorical question, and did not answer it. “It’s such a dirty game, Dad!”

Bunny knew this was a rhetorical question and didn't respond. “This game is so messed up, Dad!”

“I know, but it’s the only game there is. Of course, I can quit, and have enough to live on, but I don’t feel like being laid on the shelf, son.”

“I get it, but it’s the only game out there. Sure, I could stop and have enough to get by, but I don’t want to just sit around, kid.”

“Couldn’t we just run our own business, Dad?” It was, you may remember, a question Bunny had asked before.

“Can’t we just run our own business, Dad?” It was, you may remember, a question Bunny had asked before.

“There’s no such thing, son—they’re jist crowding you all the time. They block you at the refineries, they block you at the markets, they block you in the banks—I don’t tell you much about it, because it’s troubles, but there’s jist no place in the business world for the little feller any more. You think I’m a big feller because I got twenty million, and I think Verne is a big feller because he’s got fifty; but there’s Excelsior Pete—thirty or forty companies, all working as one—that’s close to a billion dollars you’re up against. And there’s Victor, three or four hundred million more, and all the banks and insurance company resources behind them—what chance have we independents got? Look at this slump in the price of gas right now—the newspapers tell you there’s a glut, but that’s all rot—what makes the glut, but the Big Five dumping onto the market to break the little fellers? Why, they’re jist wiping ’em off the slate!”

“There's no such thing, son—they're just pushing you around all the time. They block you at the refineries, they block you at the markets, they block you in the banks—I don't tell you much about it, because it's tough, but there's just no room in the business world for the little guy anymore. You think I'm a big deal because I have twenty million, and I think Verne is a big deal because he has fifty; but there's Excelsior Pete—thirty or forty companies, all working as one—that's close to a billion dollars you're up against. And there's Victor, with three or four hundred million more, and all the banks and insurance company resources backing him—what chance do we independents have? Look at this drop in gas prices right now—the newspapers say there's a surplus, but that's all nonsense—what causes the surplus, but the Big Five flooding the market to crush the little guys? They're just wiping them off the slate!”

“But how can public officials prevent that?”

“But how can public officials stop that?”

“There’s a thousand things that come up, son—we got to land the first wallop—right at the sound of the bell! How do we get pipe-line right-o’-ways? How do we get terminal facilities? You saw how it was when we came into Paradise; would we ever ’a got this development if I hadn’t ’a paid Jake Coffey? Where would Verne and me be right now, if we didn’t sit down with him and go over the slate, and make sure the fellers he puts on it are right? And now—what’s the difference? Jist this, we got bigger, we’re playin’ the game on a national scale—that’s all. If Verne and me and Pete O’Reilly and Fred Orpan can get the tracts we got our eyes on, well, there’ll be the Big Six or Big Seven or Big Eight in the oil-game, that’s all—and you set this down for sure, son, we’ll be doin’ what the other fellers done, from the day that petroleum came into use, fifty years ago.”

“There are a thousand things that come up, son—we need to hit hard right when the bell rings! How do we secure our pipeline rights? How do we get terminal facilities? You saw how it was when we arrived in Paradise; would we have gotten this development if I hadn’t paid Jake Coffey? Where would Verne and I be right now if we hadn’t sat down with him to go over the plans and ensure the guys he assigns are right? And now—what’s the difference? Just this: we got bigger; we’re playing the game on a national level—that’s it. If Verne, Pete O’Reilly, Fred Orpan, and I can get the properties we’re targeting, well, there will be the Big Six, Big Seven, or Big Eight in the oil business—that’s a fact—and you can bet on this, son, we’ll be doing what the others have done since petroleum became a thing fifty years ago.”

They were on an old familiar trail now, and Bunny knew the landscape by heart.

They were on a well-known trail now, and Bunny knew the landscape by heart.

“It’s all very well for a feller to go off in his study and figure out how the world ought to be; but that don’t make it that way, son. There has got to be oil, and we fellers that know how to get it out of the ground are the ones that are doing it. You listen to these Socialists and Bolshevikis, but my God, imagine if the government was to start buying oil lands and developing them—there’d be more graft than all the wealth of America could pay for. I’m on the inside, where I can watch it, and I know that when you turn over anything to the government, you might jist as good bury it ten thousand miles deep in the earth. You talk about laws, but there’s economic laws, too, and government can’t stand against them, no more than anybody else. When government does fool things, then people find a way to get round it, and business men that do it are no more to blame than any other kind of men. This is an oil age, and when you try to shut oil off from production, it’s jist like you tried to dam Niagara falls.”

“It’s all well and good for someone to retreat to their study and figure out how the world should be, but that doesn’t make it that way, kid. There has to be oil, and the people who know how to extract it from the ground are the ones making it happen. You can listen to these Socialists and Bolsheviks, but my God, can you imagine if the government started buying oil fields and developing them—there would be more corruption than all the wealth in America could cover. I’m on the inside, where I can see it, and I know that when you hand something over to the government, you might as well bury it ten thousand miles deep in the earth. You talk about laws, but there are economic laws too, and the government can’t stand against them any more than anyone else can. When the government does stupid things, people find ways around it, and businesspeople who do that aren’t any more to blame than anyone else. This is an oil age, and when you try to restrict oil production, it’s just like trying to dam Niagara Falls.”

It was a critical moment in their lives. In after years Bunny would look back upon it, and think, oh why had he not put his foot down? He could have broken his father, if he had been determined enough! If he had said, “Dad, I will not stand for buying the presidency; and if you go in with Mr. Roscoe on that deal, you’ve got to know that I renounce my inheritance, I will not touch a cent of your money from this day on. I’ll go out and get myself a job, and you can leave your money to Bertie if you want to.” Yes, if he had said that, Dad would have given way; he would have been mortally hurt, and Mr. Roscoe would have been hurt, but Dad would not have helped to nominate Senator Harding.

It was a pivotal moment in their lives. Years later, Bunny would look back on it and think, oh why hadn’t he stood his ground? He could have changed his father’s mind if he had been determined enough! If he had said, “Dad, I won’t accept buying the presidency; and if you go in with Mr. Roscoe on that deal, you need to know that I’m renouncing my inheritance. I won’t touch a cent of your money from this day forward. I’ll go find a job, and you can leave your money to Bertie if you want to.” Yes, if he had said that, Dad would have backed down; he would have been deeply hurt, and Mr. Roscoe would have been hurt too, but Dad wouldn’t have supported the nomination of Senator Harding.

Why didn’t Bunny do it? It wasn’t cowardice—he didn’t know enough about life as yet to be afraid of it. He had never earned a dollar in his life, yet he had the serene conviction that he could go out and “get a job,” and provide for himself those comforts and luxuries that were a matter of course to him. But the trouble was, he couldn’t bear to hurt people. It was what Paul meant when he said that Bunny was “soft.” He entered too easily into other people’s point of view. He saw too clearly why Dad and Mr. Roscoe wanted to buy the Republican convention; and then, a few hours later, he would go over to the Rascum cabin, and sit down with Paul and “Bud” Stoner and “Jick” Duggan and the rest of the “Bolshevik bunch,” and see too clearly why they wanted the oil workers to organize and educate themselves, and take over the oil wells from Dad and Mr. Roscoe!

Why didn’t Bunny do it? It wasn’t because he was scared—he didn’t know enough about life yet to be afraid of it. He had never earned a dollar in his life, but he was confidently sure that he could go out and “get a job,” and provide himself with the comforts and luxuries that he thought were just normal. The problem was, he couldn’t stand to hurt people. That’s what Paul meant when he said Bunny was “soft.” He easily understood other people's perspectives. He clearly saw why Dad and Mr. Roscoe wanted to buy the Republican convention; then, a few hours later, he would head over to the Rascum cabin, sit down with Paul and “Bud” Stoner and “Jick” Duggan and the rest of the “Bolshevik crowd,” and clearly see why they wanted the oil workers to organize, educate themselves, and take over the oil wells from Dad and Mr. Roscoe!

VI

Bunny went back to Southern Pacific, and just as he was finishing his year’s work, the convention of the Republican party met in Chicago, a thousand delegates and as many alternates, and as many newspaper correspondents and special writers, to tell the world about this mighty historic event. The convention listened to impressive “key-note” speeches, and smoked enormous quantities of tobacco, and drank enormous quantities of bootleg liquor; and meantime, in a room in the Blackstone Hotel, the half-dozen bosses who controlled the votes sat down to make their deals. In the millions of words that went out over the wires concerning the convention, the name of Vernon Roscoe was never mentioned; but he had his suite adjoining that hotel room, and he made exactly the right offers, and paid his certified checks to exactly the right men, and after a long deadlock and the taking of eight ballots, amid wild excitement on the convention floor, the support of General Leonard Wood began suddenly to crumble, and on the ninth ballot Warren Gamaliel Harding of Ohio became the Republican party’s standard-bearer.

Bunny went back to Southern Pacific, and just as he was wrapping up his year’s work, the Republican Party convention was held in Chicago, with a thousand delegates and just as many alternates, along with many newspaper reporters and special writers, ready to cover this significant event. The convention heard impressive “key-note” speeches, smoked huge amounts of tobacco, and consumed massive quantities of bootleg liquor; meanwhile, in a room at the Blackstone Hotel, the handful of bosses who controlled the votes settled in to make their deals. In the millions of words sent out over the wires about the convention, Vernon Roscoe’s name was never mentioned; however, he had his suite right next to that hotel room, and he made exactly the right offers, paying his certified checks to exactly the right people, and after a long deadlock and eight ballots, amidst wild excitement on the convention floor, General Leonard Wood’s support suddenly started to collapse, and on the ninth ballot, Warren Gamaliel Harding from Ohio became the Republican Party’s nominee.

College was over; and Gregor Nikolaieff went up to San Francisco to ship on one of the vessels of the “canning fleet,” which went up to Alaska to catch and pack salmon. Rachel Menzies and her brother joined three other Jewish students who had equipped themselves with a battered Ford car, to follow the fruit-picking; moving from place to place, sleeping under the stars, and gathering apricots, peaches, prunes and grapes for the canners and driers. Bunny was the only one of the little group of “reds” who did not have to work all summer; and he was the only one who didn’t know what to do with himself.

College was over, and Gregor Nikolaieff headed to San Francisco to board one of the ships in the “canning fleet,” which sailed to Alaska to catch and pack salmon. Rachel Menzies and her brother teamed up with three other Jewish students who had outfitted a beat-up Ford car to follow the fruit-picking circuit, moving from place to place, sleeping under the stars, and picking apricots, peaches, plums, and grapes for canners and dryers. Bunny was the only one in the small group of “reds” who didn’t have to work all summer, and he was also the only one who didn’t know what to do with himself.

In the old days, when he and Dad were drilling one well at a time, Bunny would pitch in and help at anything there was to do; he was only a “kid” then, and the men liked it. But now he was of age, and supposed to be dignified; the company was of age, too, a huge machine in which every cog had its place, and must not be interfered with. Bunny could not even cultivate the plants at home without trespassing on the job of the gardener! He had resolved to study some of Paul’s books; but he had never heard of anyone studying eight hours a day, and he couldn’t take Paul’s job for part of the time, because he wasn’t a good enough carpenter!

Back in the day, when he and Dad were drilling one well at a time, Bunny would jump in and help with anything that needed doing; he was just a “kid” then, and the men appreciated it. But now he was grown up and expected to act more mature; the company had also grown, becoming a massive operation where every part had its role and couldn’t be disrupted. Bunny couldn’t even tend to the plants at home without stepping on the gardener’s toes! He had planned to study some of Paul’s books, but he had never heard of anyone studying for eight hours a day, and he couldn’t take over Paul’s job even part-time because he wasn’t skilled enough as a carpenter!

It was a world in which some people worked all the time, and others played all the time. To work all the time was a bore, and no one would do it unless he had to; but to play all the time was equally a bore, and the people who did it never had anything to talk about that Bunny wanted to listen to. They talked about their play, just as solemnly as if it had been work: tennis tournaments, golf tournaments, polo matches—all sorts of complicated ways of hitting a little ball about a field! Now, it was all right, when you needed exercise and recreation, to go out and hit a little ball; but to make a life-work of it, to give all your time and thought to it, to practice it religiously, read and write books about it, discuss it for hours on end—Bunny looked at these fully grown men and women, with their elaborate outfits of “sport clothes,” and it seemed to him they must be exercising a kind of hypnosis upon themselves, to make themselves believe that they were really enjoying their lives.

It was a world where some people worked all the time, while others just played. Working all the time was tedious, and no one would do it unless they had to; but playing all the time was just as boring, and the people who did it never had anything to talk about that Bunny found interesting. They discussed their play as seriously as if it was work: tennis tournaments, golf tournaments, polo matches—just all kinds of complicated ways of hitting a small ball around a field! Sure, it was fine to go out and hit a little ball when you needed some exercise and fun, but making a whole life out of it, dedicating all your time and energy to it, practicing religiously, writing and reading books about it, talking about it endlessly—Bunny looked at these fully grown men and women in their fancy “sport clothes,” and it seemed to him that they were convincing themselves they were actually enjoying their lives.

VII

Bertie came along, making one more effort to drag her brother out into this play world, to which by right of inheritance and natural gifts he belonged. Bertie had broken off her affair with Eldon Burdick. He was a “dud,” she told Bunny, and always wanting to have his own way. There was another affair on, a very desperate one, Bunny gathered, since his sister exposed her feelings even to him. It was the only son of the late August Norman, founder of Occidental Steel; the boy’s name was Charlie, and he was a little wild, Bertie said, but oh, so fascinating, and rich as Croesus. He had nobody to take care of him but a rather silly mother, who was still trying to be young and giddy, dressing like a debutante, and having surgical operations performed on her face to keep it from “sagging.” They had a most gorgeous yacht down at the harbor, and had asked Bertie to bring her brother, and why wouldn’t he go and help her, as he so easily could, with his good looks and everything?

Bertie came by, making one more attempt to pull her brother into this playful world where he rightfully belonged due to his heritage and natural talents. Bertie had ended her relationship with Eldon Burdick. She told Bunny he was a “loser” and always wanted to have things his own way. There was another situation going on, a pretty intense one, Bunny gathered, since his sister was openly sharing her feelings even with him. It was the only son of the late August Norman, founder of Occidental Steel; the guy's name was Charlie, and he was a bit wild, Bertie said, but oh, so charming, and rich beyond measure. He had no one to look after him except for a rather silly mother, who was still trying to stay young and vibrant, dressing like a debutante and undergoing plastic surgery to keep her face from “sagging.” They had a beautiful yacht down at the harbor, and they had invited Bertie to bring her brother along, so why wouldn’t he go and help her, especially with his looks and all?

Bunny thought his sister must indeed be hard hit, if she was counting upon his reluctant social charms! But he went; and as they drove to the harbor Bertie coached and scolded him—he must not talk about his horrible Bolshevik ideas, and if they mentioned his disgrace at Southern Pacific, he must make a joke of it. Bunny had already learned that that was the thing to do; and so he did it, and found that it was very easy, for Charlie Norman was one of those brilliant young persons who found something funny to say about everything that came up; if he couldn’t do any better, he would make a bad pun out of your remark.

Bunny thought his sister must really be struggling if she was relying on his unwilling social skills! But he went anyway; as they drove to the harbor, Bertie coached and lectured him—he couldn't talk about his awful Bolshevik ideas, and if they brought up his embarrassment at Southern Pacific, he had to make a joke out of it. Bunny had already figured out that was the way to go, so he did it, and found it was pretty easy because Charlie Norman was one of those clever young people who could make something funny out of everything that came up; if he couldn't do any better, he'd turn your comment into a bad pun.

Here was the “Siren,” a floating mansion, all white paint and shining brass, finished in hand-carved mahogany, and upholstered in hand-painted silk. The sailors who shined and polished, and the Filipino boys who flitted here and there with trays full of glasses, were spick and span enough for the vaudeville stage. The party of guests would step into a launch, and from that into several motor-cars, and be transported to a golf-links, and from there to a country club for luncheon; they would dance for an hour or two, and then be whirled away to a bathing-beach, and then to a tennis-court, and then back to the “Siren” to dress for dinner, which was served with all the style you would have expected at an ambassador’s banquet. There would be many-colored electric lights on the deck, and an orchestra, and friends would come out in launches, and dance until dawn, while the waves lapped softly against the sides of the vessel, and the tangle of lights along the shore made dim the stars.

Here was the “Siren,” a floating mansion, all in white paint and shining brass, featuring hand-carved mahogany and upholstered in hand-painted silk. The sailors who polished and cleaned, and the Filipino boys darting around with trays full of glasses, were polished enough for a vaudeville stage. The group of guests would step into a launch, then into several motor cars, and be taken to a golf course, and from there to a country club for lunch; they would dance for an hour or two, then be whisked away to a beach, then to a tennis court, and back to the “Siren” to change for dinner, which was served with all the elegance you’d expect at an ambassador’s banquet. There would be colorful electric lights on the deck, an orchestra, and friends arriving in launches, dancing until dawn while the waves softly lapped against the sides of the vessel, and the cluster of lights along the shore dimmed the stars.

These people talked about the appearance and peculiarities and adventures of all their acquaintances, and it was hard to follow their conversation unless you were one of their set; they even had slang words of their own, and the less possible it was for an outsider to understand them, the funnier they seemed to themselves. They talked about clothes, and what was going to be the newest “thing.” They talked about their bootleggers, and who was reliable. For the rest of the time they talked about the hitting of little balls about a field; the scores they had made that day and previous days, and the relative abilities of various experts in the art. Was the tennis-champion going to hold his own for another year? How were the American golf players making out in England? Was the polo team coming from Philadelphia, and would they carry off the cup? There were beautiful silver and gold-plated trophies with engraved inscriptions, which helped to hypnotize you into thinking that the hitting of little balls about a field was of major importance!

These people chatted about the looks, quirks, and adventures of all their friends, and it was hard to keep up with their conversation unless you were part of their group; they even had their own slang, and the less an outsider could understand them, the funnier they found it. They discussed fashion and what the latest “thing” was going to be. They talked about their bootleggers and which ones were trustworthy. The rest of the time, they focused on hitting little balls around a field; they shared the scores they’d made that day and in the past, along with the skills of various experts in the game. Would the tennis champion manage to keep his title for another year? How were the American golfers faring in England? Was the polo team from Philadelphia coming, and would they win the cup? There were beautiful silver and gold-plated trophies with engraved inscriptions that helped convince you that hitting little balls around a field was a big deal!

VIII

Sitting on the deck of this floating mansion, Bunny read about the famine on the Volga. The crops had failed, over huge districts, and the peasants were slowly starving; eating grass and roots, eating their dead babies, migrating in hordes, and strewing their corpses along the way. It was the last and final proof of the futility of Communism, said the newspaper editors; and if Charlie Norman did not take the occasion to do some “joshing” of Bunny, it was only because Charlie never read a newspaper.

Sitting on the deck of this floating mansion, Bunny read about the famine on the Volga. The crops had failed across large areas, and the peasants were slowly starving; eating grass and roots, even their deceased infants, migrating in groups, and leaving their bodies behind. It was the ultimate proof of the failure of Communism, the newspaper editors said; and if Charlie Norman didn’t take this chance to tease Bunny, it was only because Charlie never read the news.

Bunny had talked with Harry Seager, and got a different view of famines in Russia. They were caused by drought, not by Communism; they had been chronic ever since the dawn of history, and their occurrence had never been taken as evidence of the futility of Tsarism. Conditions were bad now, because of the breakdown of the railroads. But people who blamed that on Communism overlooked the fact that the railroads had broken down before the revolution; and that under the Soviet administration they had had to stand the strain of three years of civil war, and of outside invasion on twenty-six fronts. Newspapers which had incited these invasions, and applauded the spending of hundreds of millions of American money to promote them, now blamed the Bolsheviks because they were not ready to cope with a famine!

Bunny had talked with Harry Seager and gained a different perspective on famines in Russia. They were caused by drought, not by Communism; they had been a constant issue since the beginning of history, and their occurrence had never been seen as proof of the failure of Tsarism. The situation was dire now because of the collapse of the railroads. However, those who blamed this on Communism ignored the fact that the railroads had been failing before the revolution; and that under Soviet rule, they had to endure the pressure of three years of civil war and external invasion on twenty-six fronts. Newspapers that had encouraged these invasions and supported spending hundreds of millions of American dollars to fund them now criticized the Bolsheviks for not being prepared to handle a famine!

You can understand how a young man with such thoughts in his mind would not fit altogether into this play party. He tried his best to be like the others, but they found out that he was different; and presently Charlie’s mother took to sitting beside him. “Bunny,” she said—for you were Bunny or Bertie or Baby or Beauty to this crowd as soon as you had played nine holes of golf and had one drink out of anybody’s hip-pocket flask—“Bunny, you go to the university, don’t you? And I’m sure you study some.”

You can see how a young man with those thoughts would not quite fit in at this party. He tried hard to blend in with the others, but they quickly realized he was different; soon, Charlie’s mom started sitting next to him. “Bunny,” she said—everyone in this group became Bunny or Bertie or Baby or Beauty as soon as they played nine holes of golf and had a drink from someone’s flask—“Bunny, you go to college, right? I’m sure you’re studying something.”

“Not very much, I fear.”

"Not much, I’m afraid."

“I wish you would tell me how to get Charlie to study some. I can’t get him to do anything but play and make love to the girls.”

“I wish you would tell me how to get Charlie to study a little. I can’t get him to do anything but play and flirt with the girls.”

Bunny wanted to say, “Try cutting off his allowance,” but he realized that that would be one of those “horrid” things for which Bertie was always rebuking him. So he said, “It’s quite a problem”—in the style of a diplomat or politician.

Bunny wanted to say, “Maybe stop his allowance,” but he realized that would be one of those “terrible” things Bertie was always scolding him about. So he said, “It’s quite a problem”—like a diplomat or politician.

“The young people are too much of a problem for me,” said Charlie’s mother. “They want to race about all day, and they just insist on dragging you with them, and it’s getting to be more than I can stand.” So then Bunny was sorry for Charlie’s mother—he had supposed that she did all this “gadding” because she enjoyed it. To look at her, she was a nautical maid, plump but shapely, clad in spotless white and blue, with fluffy brown hair that the breeze was always blowing into her bright blue eyes. Bunny stole a glance now and then, and judged that the surgical operations upon her face must have been successes, for he saw no trace of them.

“The young people are such a hassle for me,” said Charlie’s mother. “They want to run around all day and insist on bringing you along, and it’s becoming more than I can handle.” Bunny felt sorry for Charlie’s mom—he had thought she did all this “gadding” because she enjoyed it. From the looks of her, she was a nautical beauty, plump yet shapely, dressed in clean white and blue, with fluffy brown hair that the breeze kept blowing into her bright blue eyes. Bunny took a glance now and then and figured that the surgeries on her face must have gone well, because he saw no signs of them.

“I’ve devoted my whole life to that boy,” the nautical maid was saying, “and he doesn’t appreciate it a bit. The more you do for people the more they take it as a matter of course. This afternoon I think I’ll go on strike! Will you back me up?”

“I’ve dedicated my whole life to that boy,” the nautical maid was saying, “and he doesn’t appreciate it at all. The more you do for people, the more they take it for granted. This afternoon I think I’ll go on strike! Will you support me?”

So when the golfing expedition was setting out, Charlie announced, in a tone loud enough for the whole company, “Mumsie’s not going—she’s got a crush on Bunny!” At which they all laughed merrily, and trooped down the ladder, secretly relieved to be rid of one of the old folks, who insisted on “tagging along,” and trying to pretend to be one of the crowd, when it was perfectly evident that they were not and could not.

So when the golf outing was getting ready to leave, Charlie announced loudly enough for everyone to hear, “Mom’s not coming—she's got a crush on Bunny!” They all laughed happily and headed down the ladder, secretly glad to be rid of one of the older people who insisted on “tagging along” and pretending to be part of the group, even though it was clear they weren’t and couldn’t be.

IX

So Bunny and Mrs. Norman sat on the deck of the “Siren,” in two big canvas chairs under a striped canvas awning, and sipped fruit juices and chatted about many things. She wanted to know about his life, and his family; Bunny, having heard something about the ways of “mumsies,” guessed that she was investigating Bertie as a possible daughter-in-law, so he mentioned all the nice things he could. Assuming that she would not be entirely indifferent to practical matters, he told about the Ross tract, how he and Dad had discovered it, and how the wells continued to flow. And Mrs. Norman said, “Oh, money, money, always money! We all of us have too much, and don’t know how to buy happiness with it!”

So Bunny and Mrs. Norman sat on the deck of the “Siren,” in two big canvas chairs under a striped canvas awning, sipping fruit juices and chatting about a lot of things. She wanted to know about his life and his family; Bunny, having heard something about “mumsies,” guessed that she was checking out Bertie as a potential daughter-in-law, so he mentioned all the nice things he could. Assuming she wouldn’t be completely indifferent to practical matters, he talked about the Ross tract, how he and Dad found it, and how the wells kept flowing. And Mrs. Norman said, “Oh, money, money, always money! We all have too much of it and don’t know how to use it to buy happiness!”

She went on to reveal that she was Theosophist, and how there was a great mahatma coming, and we were all going to learn to live on a different astral plane. She had noticed that Bunny, when he stood against a dark background at night, had a very decided golden aura—had anyone ever mentioned it to him? It meant that he had a spiritual nature, and was destined for higher things.

She went on to say that she was a Theosophist and how a great master was on the way, and we were all going to learn to live on a different spiritual level. She had noticed that Bunny, when he stood against a dark background at night, had a very distinct golden aura—had anyone ever mentioned it to him? It meant that he had a spiritual nature and was meant for greater things.

Then she began to ask about his ideas; she had heard nothing about his “disgrace” at the university, apparently, and he gave her just a hint as to his conviction that there was something wrong with our social order, the world’s distribution of wealth. The nautical maid, leaning back among her silken cushions, replied, “Oh, but that’s all material! And it seems to me we’re too much slaves to material things already; our happiness lies in learning to rise above them.”

Then she started asking about his thoughts; she hadn’t heard about his “disgrace” at the university, apparently, and he gave her just a hint of his belief that there was something wrong with our social system, the way wealth is distributed in the world. The nautical maid, lounging among her soft cushions, replied, “Oh, but that’s all about material things! And it seems to me we’re already too much slaves to material stuff; our happiness comes from learning to rise above them.”

That was a large question, and Bunny dodged it, and presently Mrs. Norman was talking about herself. Her life was very unhappy. She had married when she was very young, too young to know what she was doing, except obeying her parents. Her husband had been a bad man, he had kept mistresses and treated her cruelly. She had devoted her life to her son, but it all seemed a disappointment, the more you gave to people the more they would take. Charlie was always in love, but he didn’t really know anything about love, he wasn’t capable of unselfishness. What did Bunny think about love?

That was a big question, and Bunny avoided it, and soon Mrs. Norman was talking about herself. Her life was very unhappy. She had married when she was really young, too young to understand what she was doing, other than obeying her parents. Her husband had been a terrible man; he had affairs and treated her badly. She had dedicated her life to her son, but it all felt like a disappointment. The more you gave to people, the more they took. Charlie was always in love, but he didn’t really understand love; he wasn’t capable of being selfless. What did Bunny think about love?

This was another large question; and again Bunny ducked. He said he didn’t know what to think, he saw that people made themselves unhappy, and he was waiting, trying to learn more about the matter. So Mrs. Norman proceeded to tell him more. The dream of love, a really true and great love, never died in the soul of a man or woman; they might become cynical, and say they didn’t believe in it, but they were always unhappy, and secretly hoping and waiting, because really, love was the greatest thing in the world. It made Mrs. Norman happy to know that among this loud and noisy generation there was one young man who was not making himself cheap.

This was another big question, and once again, Bunny hesitated. He said he didn’t know what to think; he noticed that people made themselves unhappy, and he was just waiting, trying to learn more about it. So Mrs. Norman continued to explain. The dream of love, a truly genuine and significant love, never fades in the heart of a man or woman; they might become cynical and claim they don’t believe in it, but they’re always unhappy and secretly hoping and waiting because, in reality, love is the most important thing in the world. It made Mrs. Norman happy to know that in this loud and chaotic generation, there was one young man who wasn’t cheapening himself.

The loud and noisy generation came back to the “Siren,” and cut off these intimacies. Charlie’s “mumsie” went below, and when she reappeared, it was in the dining-saloon, with painted panels of Watteau nymphs and shepherds, and seventeenth century ladies reclining to the lascivious pleasing of a lute. The hostess was no longer the nautical maid, but instead a great lady of many charms, a shimmer of pale blue satin, and a gleam of golden hair, and snowy bosom and shoulders, and a double rope of pearls. It was a striking transformation, and Bunny, who had watched Aunt Emma at work, ought to have understood, but his mind had been on other matters.

The loud and rowdy crew returned to the “Siren” and interrupted the moments of intimacy. Charlie’s “mumsie” went below deck, and when she came back, it was in the dining-salon, adorned with painted panels of Watteau nymphs and shepherds, and ladies from the seventeenth century lounging to the seductive sounds of a lute. The hostess was no longer the nautical maid, but rather a sophisticated lady full of charm, draped in shimmering pale blue satin, with golden hair, a snowy décolletage, and a double strand of pearls. It was a stunning transformation, and Bunny, who had observed Aunt Emma in action, should have understood, but his thoughts were elsewhere.

Mrs. Norman had the young oil man next to her at table; and when they danced, she asked him would he dance with her—these horrid young fellows neglected their hostess quite shamelessly. They danced, and Bunny discovered that she was a good dancer, and she said that he was an exquisite dancer, she just adored it, and would he dance some more with her? Bunny was willing; there was no one else he particularly wanted to dance with. She had a faint elusive perfume, and he might have learned about that also from Aunt Emma, but he had the vague impression that women somehow naturally smelled that way, and it was very sweet of them. The steel-widow’s bosom was bare most of the way, and her back was bare all the way, down to where he put his hand.

Mrs. Norman had the young oil man sitting next to her at the table; and when they danced, she asked him if he would dance with her—these awful young guys completely ignored their hostess. They danced, and Bunny found out that she was a great dancer, and she told him he was an incredible dancer, she just loved it, and would he dance some more with her? Bunny was up for it; there wasn’t anyone else he really wanted to dance with. She had a faint, fleeting perfume, and he might have heard about that from Aunt Emma too, but he had the vague feeling that women just naturally smelled like that, and it was really sweet of them. The steel-widow’s chest was mostly bare, and her back was completely bare, down to where he placed his hand.

Charlie teased them, and the rest of the company giggled. But next morning, when they took a long walk about the deck, Bunny realized that it took these young people less than twenty-four hours to get used to anything, and after that it was a bore. So he sat with Mrs. Norman, and drove with her, and danced with her, and played golf with her, while Charlie did all these things with Bertie, and it suited at least three of them completely.

Charlie teased them, and the rest of the group laughed. But the next morning, when they went for a long walk around the deck, Bunny noticed that it took these young people less than twenty-four hours to get used to anything, and after that, it became boring. So he spent time with Mrs. Norman, drove with her, danced with her, and played golf with her, while Charlie did all these things with Bertie, and it suited at least three of them perfectly.

X

Then one evening there was something in a magazine that Bunny wanted to read, and towards midnight he slipped away to his own cabin, and settled himself in his gold-plated bed, with hand-embroidered pink silk pillows, and a gold-plated, or possibly solid gold lamp-stand at his head, and presently was far away—in Russia seeing the famine stragglers dying by the roadside, or maybe in Hungary, where they were putting down the social revolution by the simple plan of slaughtering everybody who believed in it; using, as always, machine gun bullets made in American steel mills, and purchased with an American loan. Bunny was so much absorbed in these unhappy far-off things, that he did not hear the door of his cabin very softly opened, nor the key very gently turned on the inside. The first thing he noticed was the faint elusive sweet odor, and he gazed upon a vision standing by his bedside, clad in a purple kimono with huge red hibiscus flowers. The vision looked timorous, and had its two hands clasped in front of it, and it whispered in a voice he could hardly hear, “Bunny, may I talk to you a little?”

Then one evening, Bunny found something in a magazine that he wanted to read. Around midnight, he slipped away to his own cabin and settled into his gold-plated bed, with hand-embroidered pink silk pillows and a gold-plated, or possibly solid gold, lampstand beside him. Soon, he was far away—maybe in Russia, watching the famine victims dying by the roadside, or perhaps in Hungary, where they were suppressing the social revolution by simply killing everyone who believed in it, using machine gun bullets made in American steel mills and bought with an American loan. Bunny was so absorbed in these grim realities from afar that he didn't hear the door of his cabin softly open or the key gently turn inside. The first thing he noticed was a faint, elusive sweet scent, and he looked up to see a vision standing by his bedside, wearing a purple kimono adorned with large red hibiscus flowers. The vision looked timid, with its hands clasped in front of it, and whispered in a voice he could barely hear, “Bunny, may I talk to you for a moment?”

Of course Bunny had to say that it might; and the vision sank down on its knees by the bed, and gently one of the soft hands touched his, and the soft voice trembled, “Bunny, I’m so lonely and so unhappy! I don’t know if you can understand what it means to a woman to be so lonely, but you are the first man I’ve wanted to trust for a long, long time. I know I shouldn’t come like this, but I have to tell you, and why shouldn’t men and women be frank with each other?”

Of course Bunny had to say that it might; and the vision knelt by the bed, and gently one of the soft hands touched his, and the soft voice trembled, “Bunny, I’m so lonely and unhappy! I don’t know if you can understand what it feels like for a woman to be this lonely, but you are the first man I’ve wanted to trust in a long time. I know I shouldn’t come like this, but I have to tell you, and why shouldn’t men and women be honest with each other?”

Bunny didn’t know any reason why they shouldn’t, and so they were. The substance of the frankness was that the dream of love had stirred once more in the soul of a woman who was utterly bewildered about life. He must not think that she was shallow or light, she had never done anything like this before, and it was honest—the tears came into her eyes as she said it, and oh, please, please not to despise her, she wanted to be happy, and there were so few people you could love. “Bunny, tell me, are you in love with any other woman?”

Bunny didn’t see any reason why they shouldn’t, so they went for it. The

It might have been a kindness to tell her that he was; but this was his first adventure of the sort, and he told the truth, and it was like sunlight after an April shower, as the smile shone through her tears. There was a little catch in her voice, as she whispered, “I’m being silly, the tears will come, and they make a woman look so ugly, let me put out the light.” So she pulled the little golden chain, and was no longer the least bit ugly, but only sweet-smelling, as she clung to his hand with her two hands, and whispered, “Bunny, do you think you could love me just a little?”

It might have been nice to tell her that he was; but this was his first adventure like this, and he told the truth, which felt like sunshine after an April shower, as her smile broke through her tears. There was a slight catch in her voice as she whispered, “I’m being silly, the tears will come, and they make a woman look so ugly, let me turn off the light.” So she pulled the little golden chain, and she was no longer the least bit ugly, but only sweet-smelling as she held onto his hand with both of hers and whispered, “Bunny, do you think you could love me just a little?”

He had to say it, somehow or other. “Mrs. Norman,” he began—but she stopped him: “Thelma.” He stammered, “Thelma—I hadn’t thought—”

He had to say it, one way or another. “Mrs. Norman,” he started—but she interrupted him: “Thelma.” He stumbled over his words, “Thelma—I hadn’t considered—”

“I know, Bunny, I’m older than you; but look at these flappers, how empty their heads are! And believe me, I really do care for you, I would do anything for you, give you anything you wanted.”

“I know, Bunny, I’m older than you, but look at these flappers, how empty their heads are! And honestly, I really do care about you; I would do anything for you, give you anything you wanted.”

Bunny learned something from this incident. He knew that he had only to stretch out his arms and take her; and he knew what to do—Eunice Hoyt had taught him how to love a woman. He could have swept her into ecstasy, and from that hour forth she would have been his slave, he could have had everything she owned; he might have mistreated her, used her money to keep other women, but still she would have been his slave. So now he could understand things that went on under his eyes, in this world that was a gamblers’ paradise. There were men who would not share Bunny’s lofty indifference to luxury and power, but would go in deliberately to seduce Dame Fortune; turning their bodily charms and social graces into weapons of prey—there were many names for them, lounge lizards, parlor snakes, tame cats, Romeos, sheiks. How many years had old August Norman slaved to build a great steel plant, and a floating mansion in the ocean, and a ten times bigger one on the shore; and here all these treasures were magically incorporated in one feminine body, clad in—well, the kimono had slid off, and there was a night-dress so filmy that it was nothing, and a faint sweet odor, and a pair of soft caressing arms, and lips pressing hot, moist kisses. “Bunny,” whispered the voice, “I would marry you if you wanted me to. I would give you everything you asked for.”

Bunny learned something from this situation. He realized that all he had to do was reach out and take her, and he knew exactly what to do—Eunice Hoyt had shown him how to love a woman. He could have easily brought her to bliss, and from that moment on, she would have been devoted to him; he could have had everything she owned. He might have treated her poorly, using her money to support other women, but she would still have been his loyal follower. Now he understood the dynamics at play in this world that thrived on risk. There were men who wouldn’t share Bunny’s cool indifference to wealth and influence, but would instead seek to charm Lady Luck; using their physical appeal and social skills as tools of seduction—there were plenty of names for them: lounge lizards, smooth talkers, pretty boys, Romeos, sheiks. How many years had old August Norman worked to build a massive steel factory, a luxurious ocean mansion, and an even bigger one on land? Yet all these treasures were somehow embodied in one woman, dressed in—well, the kimono had slipped off, revealing a nightgown so sheer it was barely there, accompanied by a faint sweet scent, soft, inviting arms, and lips delivering warm, gentle kisses. “Bunny,” the voice whispered, “I would marry you if you wanted me to. I would give you everything you asked for.”

Bunny had learned from Eunice that when you are disposed to love, the lips can be seductive; he now learned from Mrs.—no, Thelma—that when you are not so disposed, they are repellant. “You know, Thelma,” he pleaded, “I don’t happen to need anything.”

Bunny had learned from Eunice that when you’re in the mood to love, lips can be tempting; he now learned from Mrs.—no, Thelma—that when you’re not in the mood, they can be off-putting. “You know, Thelma,” he pleaded, “I don’t really need anything.”

“I know, and I’m a horrid vulgar thing. But I’m trying in my poor blundering way to make you understand that I do care for you, and you mustn’t think ill of me!”

“I know, and I’m a terrible, crude person. But I’m trying in my clumsy way to make you understand that I do care about you, and you shouldn’t think poorly of me!”

That gave him his lead, and he explained to her that he would never think ill of her; but he did not love her, he had thought of her as a friend. And so gradually her clasp relaxed, and she sank down in a pitiful heap by the bedside, sobbing that he would be sure to loathe her, he would never want to see her again. He pleaded that that was not so, there was no disgrace about it, there was no reason to quarrel because you did not happen to love. She was so abject, he was sorry for her, and put out his hand to comfort her; but he saw at once that this would not do, she had caught his hand and was kissing it, and he was being tempted by his sympathy. Away back in the eighteenth century, one of the English poets had announced the discovery that pity moves the soul to love.

That gave him the upper hand, and he told her that he would never think poorly of her; but he didn’t love her, he saw her only as a friend. Gradually, her grip loosened, and she collapsed into a pitiful heap by the bedside, sobbing that he would definitely hate her and never want to see her again. He insisted that wasn’t the case, that there was no shame in it, and no reason to fight just because you didn’t happen to love someone. She was so despondent that he felt sorry for her and reached out to comfort her; but he quickly realized that wouldn’t work—she had taken his hand and was kissing it, tempting him with his own sympathy. Back in the eighteenth century, one of the English poets had claimed that pity stirs the soul to love.

One has to think these matters out in advance, and have a standard of conduct. Bunny had made up his mind that the next time he embraced a woman, it would be one he truly loved; and now the clear cold voice of his reason told him that he did not love Charlie Norman’s mother, it would only be an intrigue, and neither of them would be happy very long. So he said, gently, that he thought she had better go; and slowly and sadly she gathered up the kimono from the floor, and rose to her feet. “Bunny,” she said, “people have nasty minds. If they hear about this they will make it horrid.”

One has to think these things through ahead of time and have a standard for how to act. Bunny had decided that the next time he hugged a woman, it would be someone he genuinely loved; and now the clear, cold voice of his reason told him that he didn’t love Charlie Norman’s mother, it would just be an affair, and neither of them would be happy for long. So he gently said that he thought she should leave; and slowly and sadly, she picked up the kimono from the floor and stood up. “Bunny,” she said, “people have dirty minds. If they hear about this, they’ll make it awful.”

“Don’t think of that,” he answered. “I shall not tell.”

“Don’t think about that,” he replied. “I won’t say anything.”

He heard the door softly opened, and softly closed again; and he turned on the light, and locked the door—never again would he fail to take that precaution at a house-party! For a while he paced the floor, thinking over this alarming experience. He told himself, with becoming modesty, that it wasn’t because he was irresistibly fascinating; but in this new pagan civilization women were so startled by an encounter with chastity, it struck them as something colossal, superhuman.

He heard the door quietly open and then quietly close again; he turned on the light and locked the door—he would never skip that precaution at a house party again! For a while, he paced the room, reflecting on this unsettling experience. He reminded himself, with appropriate humility, that it wasn't because he was irresistibly charming; but in this new secular society, women were so taken aback by an encounter with purity that it seemed colossal, almost superhuman to them.

Next morning the nautical maid had her first natural blush in many years when she encountered the young Adonis on deck. But she soon got over it, and they talked about Theosophy, as spiritually as ever, and were perfectly good friends; he called her Thelma, and Charlie did not even make a joke. But on the way home Bertie wanted to know all about it, had Mrs. Norman made love to him, and how much? And when Bunny blushed, she laughed at him, and was provoked because he was silly and wouldn’t tell. She decided that of course they had had an affair. That was all right, there had been other affairs on board the “Siren”—the lights were dim in the central hall-way, so that you needn’t be recognized as you flitted from door to door. “But don’t imagine she’ll ever marry you,” added Bertie, sagely. “She talks a lot of reincarnation bunk, but she hangs onto her Occidental Steel bonds for this incarnation!”

The next morning, the nautical maid experienced her first genuine blush in years when she ran into the young Adonis on deck. But she quickly got over it, and they talked about Theosophy as spiritually as ever, becoming perfectly good friends; he called her Thelma, and Charlie didn’t even make a joke. On the way home, Bertie wanted to know everything—did Mrs. Norman make a pass at him, and how serious was it? When Bunny blushed, she laughed at him and got annoyed because he was being coy and wouldn’t spill the details. She concluded that they must have had an affair. That was fine; there had been other flings on board the "Siren"—the lighting was dim in the central hallway, so you could come and go without being recognized. “But don’t think she’ll ever marry you,” Bertie added wisely. “She talks a lot of reincarnation nonsense, but she’s holding onto her Occidental Steel bonds for this lifetime!”

XI

Occidental Steel had a bad slump in the market a few days after this, and Bertie was worried—taking a proprietary interest in the concern. She asked Dad about it, and he said it was “jist manipulation.” But right away a lot of other stocks went tumbling, including Ross Consolidated, and then Dad said there were fools who would gamble and bid stocks up, and then they had to come down. But the trouble continued to spread over the country, and there were reports of big concerns, and even banks, in trouble. There was panic in the air, and Dad and “Verne” held anxious consultations, and stopped all their development work, and laid off several hundred men; “pulling in their horns,” as Dad phrased it. There was plenty of money in the banks, Dad said, but only the big fellows had the use of it; “Verne” was in a rage with Mark Eisenberg, the banker, who had “thrown him down.” It was the “Big Five,” at their old tricks of trying to freeze out the independents. Wouldn’t they jist like to get Ross Consolidated in a hole, and buy it up for five or ten millions!

Occidental Steel took a big hit in the market a few days later, and Bertie was worried—feeling a personal stake in the company. She asked Dad about it, and he said it was just “manipulation.” But soon, a lot of other stocks started to tumble, including Ross Consolidated, and then Dad said there were idiots who would gamble and drive stocks up, only to see them crash down. But the trouble kept spreading across the country, with reports of major companies and even banks facing issues. There was panic in the air, and Dad and “Verne” had tense meetings, halted all their development projects, and laid off several hundred workers; “pulling in their horns,” as Dad put it. Dad said there was plenty of money in the banks, but only the big players could access it; “Verne” was furious with Mark Eisenberg, the banker, who had “let him down.” The “Big Five” were at it again, trying to squeeze out the independents. They’d love to get Ross Consolidated in trouble and scoop it up for five or ten million!

Bunny had a talk with Mr. Irving, who told him that it was the Federal Reserve system at work; a device of the big Wall Street banks, a supposed-to-be government board, but really just a committee of bankers, who had the power to create unlimited new paper money in times of crisis. This money was turned over to the big banks, and in turn loaned by them to the big industries whose securities they held and must protect. So, whenever a panic came, the big fellows were saved, while the little fellows went to the wall.

Bunny had a conversation with Mr. Irving, who explained that it was the Federal Reserve system in action; a tool of the major Wall Street banks, which was supposed to be a government board but was actually just a group of bankers. They had the ability to create infinite new paper money during crises. This money was given to the big banks, which then loaned it to the large industries whose investments they held and needed to protect. So, whenever a panic hit, the big players were saved, while the small ones were left to suffer.

In this case it was the farmers who were being “deflated.” They were unorganized, and had no one to protect them; they had to dump their crops onto the market, and the prices were tumbling—literally millions of farmers would be bankrupt before this year was by. But the price of manufactured goods would not drop to the same extent, because the big trusts, having the Wall Street banks behind them, could hold onto their stocks. Bunny took this explanation to his father, who passed it on to Mr. Roscoe, who said it was exactly right, by Jees; he knew the bunch that had their fingers in the till of the Federal Reserve bank here on the coast, and they were buying up everything in sight, the blankety-blank-blanks, but they weren’t going to get the Roscoe-Ross properties.

In this situation, it was the farmers who were getting “deflated.” They were disorganized and had no one to defend them; they had to sell their crops on the market, and prices were falling—literally millions of farmers would go bankrupt before the year ended. But the prices of manufactured goods wouldn’t drop as much because the major trusts, backed by Wall Street banks, could hold onto their stocks. Bunny shared this insight with his father, who relayed it to Mr. Roscoe, who said it was absolutely right, by God; he knew the group that was skimming money from the Federal Reserve bank here on the coast, and they were buying up everything they could, those dirty crooks, but they weren’t going to get the Roscoe-Ross properties.

Money was so scarce, Bertie could not have a new car, despite the fact that she had damaged hers in a collision; and Dad talked economy at meal-times, until Aunt Emma took to feeding them on hash made from yesterday’s roast! Shortage everywhere, and worry in people’s faces, and hints of bankruptcy and unemployment in the newspapers—they tried their best to hide it, but it leaked out between the lines.

Money was so tight that Bertie couldn't get a new car, even though she had wrecked hers in an accident; and Dad discussed budgeting during meals, until Aunt Emma started serving them hash made from yesterday's roast! There was a shortage everywhere, with worry showing on people's faces and whispers of bankruptcy and unemployment in the newspapers—they did their best to keep it under wraps, but it seeped through the lines.

Then a funny thing happened. A big limousine with a chauffeur drove up before the Ross home one summer evening, and out stepped a stately personage in snow-white flannels; a tall young man with yellow hair and a solemn visage—Eli Watkins, by heck! He shook hands all round—he had developed the manners of an archbishop—and then asked for a private conference with Dad. He was taken into the “den,” and half an hour later came out smiling, and bowed himself away; and Dad said nothing until he was alone with Bunny, and then his face expanded into a grin and he chuckled, by Judas Priest, Eli had gone into the real estate business. He had found a block on the outskirts of the city which was exactly the size for the temple which the angel of the Lord had commanded him to build; or rather he had found some real estate subdividers who had a pull with the city board of supervisors, and had got permission to create a block of this unprecedented size. So the word of the Lord had been vindicated, and the golden temple was to arise. But for some reason unknown the Lord had failed to tip off Eli to the panic, and here he was “stuck,” just like any common, unholy business man, with a payment on his hundred and seventy-five thousand dollar tract nearly a month overdue. The collections at the revivals had fallen off, and the Lord had made it manifest that He desired Eli to employ some other method of raising funds.

Then something funny happened. A big limousine with a chauffeur pulled up in front of the Ross home one summer evening, and out stepped a dignified person in snow-white clothes; a tall young man with blonde hair and a serious face—Eli Watkins, no less! He shook hands all around—he had developed the manners of an archbishop—and then asked for a private meeting with Dad. He was taken into the “den,” and half an hour later, he came out smiling and bowed on his way out; and Dad said nothing until he was alone with Bunny, then his face broke into a grin and he chuckled, by golly, Eli had gone into the real estate business. He had found a plot on the outskirts of the city that was exactly the size for the temple that the angel of the Lord had instructed him to build; or rather, he had found some real estate developers who had connections with the city board of supervisors and had gotten permission to create a block of this unprecedented size. So the word of the Lord had been confirmed, and the golden temple was set to be built. But for some unknown reason, the Lord hadn’t informed Eli about the panic, and here he was “stuck,” just like any ordinary, unholy businessman, with a payment on his $175,000 property nearly a month overdue. The collections at the revivals had declined, and the Lord had made it clear that He wanted Eli to find some other way to raise funds.

“What did he want of you, Dad?”

“What did he want from you, Dad?”

“The Lord had revealed to him that I would take a second mortgage on the property. But I told him the Lord had failed to reveal where I was to get the cash. I gave him five hundred to help him over.”

“The Lord told him that I would take a second mortgage on the property. But I told him the Lord didn’t mention where I was supposed to get the money. I gave him five hundred to help him out.”

“Good God, Dad! I thought we were economizing!”

“Good God, Dad! I thought we were saving money!”

“Well, Eli pointed out that he had blessed that first well on the Paradise tract, and that was why we had got all the oil. You can see, it would ’a been sort of blasphemy if I’d denied it.”

“Well, Eli pointed out that he had blessed that first well on the Paradise tract, and that’s why we got all the oil. You can see, it would’ve been kind of disrespectful if I’d denied it.”

“But Dad, you know you don’t believe in Eli Watkins’ bunk!”

“But Dad, you know you don’t believe in Eli Watkins’ nonsense!”

“I know, but that fellow has got a tremendous following, and we might need him some day, you can’t be sure. If there should come a close election, here or at Paradise, we might get our money back many times by getting Eli to endorse our ticket.”

“I know, but that guy has a huge following, and we might need him someday, you never know. If there happens to be a close election here or at Paradise, we could potentially get our money back many times over by getting Eli to support our ticket.”

XII

Bunny thought this over, and then summoned his nerve, and went back to his father. “Look here, Dad! If you’ve got five hundred for a joke with Eli Watkins, I want five hundred for something serious.”

Bunny thought about this for a while, then gathered his courage and returned to his father. “Listen, Dad! If you’re giving Eli Watkins five hundred for a joke, I want five hundred for something important.”

Dad looked alarmed right away. He should not have told Bunny about that money! “What is it, son?”

Dad looked worried immediately. He shouldn’t have told Bunny about that money! “What’s going on, son?”

“I’ve been to see Mr. Irving, Dad, and he’s in trouble, he can’t get a teaching job anywhere. They’ve got him blacklisted. You see, he has to mention that he’s been teaching at Southern Pacific the last two years, and the people write to enquire about him, and he’s convinced that somebody in the university is telling them he’s a red.”

“I went to see Mr. Irving, Dad, and he’s in trouble. He can’t find a teaching job anywhere. They have him blacklisted. You see, he has to mention that he’s been teaching at Southern Pacific for the last two years, and the people write to ask about him, and he’s convinced that someone at the university is telling them he’s a communist.”

“I shouldn’t wonder,” said Dad. “But that’s not your fault.”

“I wouldn't be surprised,” Dad said. “But that's not on you.”

“Yes, it is, Dad! I was the one that dragged him out and made him talk to me. I thought I could keep it to myself, but they had some one spying on us.”

“Yes, it is, Dad! I was the one who pulled him out and made him talk to me. I thought I could keep it to myself, but they had someone spying on us.”

“Well, son, is he trying to borrow money from you?”

“Well, son, is he asking to borrow money from you?”

“No, I offered him a little, but he wouldn’t take it. But I know he needs it, and I’ve been talking about it with Harry Seager, and with Peter Nagle—they know some of the labor men in the city, and they think there is a possibility of starting a labor college here. We all agree that Mr. Irving is the ideal man to run it.”

“No, I offered him a little, but he wouldn’t take it. But I know he needs it, and I’ve been discussing it with Harry Seager and Peter Nagle—they know some of the labor guys in the city, and they think there’s a chance of starting a labor college here. We all agree that Mr. Irving is the perfect person to run it.”

“A labor college?” said Dad. “That’s a new one on me.”

“A labor college?” Dad said. “That’s a new one for me.”

“It’s to educate the young workers.”

“It's to teach young workers.”

“But why can’t they go to the regular schools, that are free?”

“But why can’t they attend the regular schools that are free?”

“They don’t teach them anything about labor. At least they don’t teach them anything that’s true. So the labor men are founding places where bright young fellows can be fitted to take their part in the labor struggle.”

“They don’t teach them anything about work. At least, they don’t teach them anything that’s real. So the labor leaders are creating spaces where smart young people can be prepared to take their role in the fight for workers' rights.”

Dad thought it over. “You mean, son, it’s a place where a bunch of you reds teach Socialism and such stuff.”

Dad thought for a moment. “You mean, son, it’s a place where a bunch of you leftists teach Socialism and that kind of stuff.”

“No, that’s not fair, Dad; we don’t propose to teach any doctrines. We want to teach the open mind—that has always been Mr. Irving’s idea. He wants the labor men to think for themselves.”

“No, that’s not fair, Dad; we’re not trying to teach any beliefs. We want to promote open-mindedness—that has always been Mr. Irving’s idea. He wants the workers to think for themselves.”

But that kind of talk didn’t fool Dad for a moment. “They’ll all turn into reds before they get through,” he said. “And see here, son—I don’t mind your giving five hundred to Mr. Irving, but it’s going to be kind of tough on me if I’m to spend my life earning money, and then you spend it teaching young people that I haven’t got any right to it!”

But that kind of talk didn’t fool Dad for a second. “They’ll all turn into communists before they’re done,” he said. “And listen, son—I don’t mind you giving five hundred to Mr. Irving, but it’s going to be pretty tough on me if I work my whole life to earn money, and then you spend it teaching young people that I don’t have any right to it!”

And Bunny laughed—that was the best way to take it. But he thought it over—more and more as the years passed—and he realized how that shrewd old man looked into the future and read life!

And Bunny laughed—that was the best way to deal with it. But he thought about it more and more as the years went by—and he realized how that clever old man looked ahead and understood life!

CHAPTER XIII
THE MONASTERY

I

Bunny was studying and thinking, trying to make up his mind about the problem of capital versus labor. It had become clear to him that the present system could not go on forever—the resources and wealth of the country thrown into an arena, to be scrambled for and carried off by the greediest. And when you asked, who was to change the system, there was only one possible answer—the great mass of the workers, who did not have the psychology of gamblers, but had learned that wealth is produced by toil. In the very nature of their position, the workers could only prevail by combining; and so, whether they would or not, they had to develop solidarity, an ideal of brotherhood and co-operation.

Bunny was studying and thinking, trying to figure out the issue of capital versus labor. It had become clear to him that the current system couldn’t last forever—the country’s resources and wealth were thrown into a competition, snatched up by the greediest. And when you asked who would change the system, there was only one answer—the vast majority of workers, who didn't think like gamblers but understood that wealth comes from hard work. Given their situation, the workers could only succeed by coming together; whether they wanted to or not, they had to build solidarity, a sense of brotherhood and cooperation.

Such was the fundamental faith of all “radicals,” and Bunny accepted the doctrine joyfully, as a way of escape from the tangle of commercialism and war. Labor was to organize, and take over industry, and rebuild it upon a basis of service. The formula was simple, and worthy of all trust; but alas, Bunny was being forced to admit that the reality was complicated. The makers of the new society were not able to agree upon plans for the structure, nor how to get the old one out of the way. They were split into a number of factions, and spent a good part of their energies quarreling among themselves. Bunny would have thought that here in Southern California at least, the labor movement had enemies enough in the federations of the employers, with their strike-breaking and spy agencies, their system of blacklist and persecution, and their politicians, hired to turn the law against the workers. But alas, it did not seem so to the young radicals; they had to make enemies of one another!

Such was the core belief of all "radicals," and Bunny embraced the idea eagerly, seeing it as a way to escape the chaos of commercialism and war. Labor was supposed to organize, take control of industry, and rebuild it on a foundation of service. The concept was straightforward and deserved trust; but unfortunately, Bunny was starting to realize that the reality was more complex. The creators of the new society couldn’t agree on plans for its structure or how to dismantle the old one. They were divided into several factions and spent a significant amount of their energy arguing among themselves. Bunny would have thought that in Southern California at least, the labor movement faced enough enemies from the unions of employers, with their strike-breaking efforts and spying operations, their system of blacklisting and persecution, and their politicians hired to turn the law against the workers. But sadly, this didn’t seem to be the case for the young radicals; they found themselves at odds with each other!

Just now they were in a fever over the Russian revolution; a colossal event that had shaken the labor movement of the whole world. Here for the first time in history the workers had got possession of a government; and what were they making of the chance? The capitalist press of the world was, of course, portraying Russia as a nightmare; but the Soviets continued to survive, and every day of survival was a fresh defeat for the newspaper campaign. The workers could run a government! The workers were running a government! Just look!

Just now they were all fired up about the Russian revolution; a huge event that had shaken the labor movement around the world. For the first time in history, the workers had taken control of a government; and what were they doing with that opportunity? The capitalist media worldwide was, of course, painting Russia as a nightmare; but the Soviets kept going strong, and every day they lasted was another setback for the newspaper campaign. The workers could run a government! The workers were running a government! Just look!

So, in every country of the world, the labor movement became divided into two factions, those who thought the workers in their country could follow the example of the Russians, and should organize and prepare to do it; and those who thought that for one reason or another it couldn’t be done, and the attempt was madness. This great division showed itself in every faction and school of thought. The Socialists split into those who wanted to follow Russia and those who didn’t; the Anarchists split in the same way, and so did the “wobblies”; even the old line labor leaders divided into those who wanted to let the Soviet government alone, and those who wanted to help the capitalists to put it down!

So, in every country around the world, the labor movement divided into two groups: those who believed workers in their country could follow the example of the Russians and should organize and prepare to do so, and those who thought it was impossible for one reason or another and that trying was crazy. This significant division was evident in every faction and school of thought. The Socialists split into those who wanted to align with Russia and those who didn’t; the Anarchists split in the same way, as did the “wobblies”; even the traditional labor leaders divided into those who wanted to leave the Soviet government alone and those who wanted to assist the capitalists in suppressing it!

For Bunny this struggle was embodied in the Menzies family. Papa Menzies was an old-time Social-Democrat from abroad, active in the clothing workers’ union. Of his six children, two daughters had followed their mother—an old-time, orthodox Jewess who wore a dirty wig, and kept all the feast days in the home, and wept and prayed for the souls of her lost ones, stolen from the faith of their fathers by America, which had made them work on Saturdays, and by the radical movement, which had made them agnostics and scoffers. Rachel and the oldest boy, Jacob, were Socialists like their father; but the other two, Joe and Ikey, had gone over to the “left wing,” and were clamoring for the dictatorship of the proletariat.

For Bunny, this struggle was personified in the Menzies family. Papa Menzies was an old-school Social-Democrat from abroad, active in the clothing workers' union. Of his six kids, two daughters took after their mother—an old-fashioned, orthodox Jewess who wore a messy wig, observed all the feast days at home, and cried and prayed for the souls of her loved ones, lost to their fathers' faith by America, which forced them to work on Saturdays, and by the radical movement, which turned them into agnostics and skeptics. Rachel and the oldest son, Jacob, were Socialists like their dad, but the other two, Joe and Ikey, had joined the “left wing,” demanding a dictatorship of the proletariat.

II

Bunny received a letter from Rachel. “Dear Mr. Ross”—she always addressed him that way, alone of his class-mates; it was her way of maintaining her proletarian dignity, in dealing with a person of great social pretensions. “We are home after picking all the prunes in California, and next week we begin on the grapes. You said you wanted to attend a meeting of the Socialist local, and there is to be an important one tomorrow evening, at the Garment-workers’ Hall. My father and brothers will be there, and would be glad to meet you.”

Bunny got a letter from Rachel. “Dear Mr. Ross”—she always called him that, unlike his classmates; it was her way of holding onto her working-class dignity when dealing with someone who had high social aspirations. “We’re back home after picking all the prunes in California, and next week we’ll start on the grapes. You mentioned you wanted to come to a meeting of the local Socialist group, and there’s an important one tomorrow evening at the Garment Workers’ Hall. My dad and brothers will be there and would love to meet you.”

Bunny replied by a telegram, inviting one old and four young Jewish Socialists to have dinner with him before the meeting. He took them to an expensive restaurant—thinking to do them honor, and forgetting that they might feel uneasy as to their clothes and their table manners. Verily, it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the feelings of the disinherited.

Bunny responded with a telegram, inviting one older and four younger Jewish Socialists to dinner before the meeting. He took them to an upscale restaurant—wanting to treat them well but forgetting that they might feel uncomfortable about their clothes and table manners. Honestly, it’s easier for a camel to squeeze through a needle’s eye than for a wealthy person to understand the feelings of the less privileged.

Bunny found Rachel quite altered from the drab, hardworking girl he had known. She belonged to that oriental type which can pick fruit in the sun for several weeks without worrying about complexions; she had sunset in her cheeks and sunrise in her spirit, and for the first time it occurred to Bunny that she was quite an interesting-looking girl. She told about their adventures, which seemed to him extraordinarily romantic. Most people, when they indulged in day-dreaming, would picture themselves as the son and heir of a great oil magnate, with millions of dollars pouring in upon them, and a sporty car to drive, and steel widows and other sirens to make love to them. But Bunny’s idea of a fairy-story was to go off with a bunch of youngsters in a rattle-trap old Ford that broke down every now and then, and camp out in a tent that the wind blew away, and get a job picking fruit along side of Mexicans and Japanese and Hindoos, and send home a post-office order for ten or twelve dollars every week!

Bunny noticed that Rachel had changed a lot from the dull, hardworking girl he used to know. She was the kind of girl who could pick fruit in the sun for weeks without worrying about her skin. She had a glow in her cheeks and a lively spirit, and for the first time, it struck Bunny that she was actually an interesting-looking girl. She talked about their adventures, which seemed incredibly romantic to him. Most people, when daydreaming, imagine themselves as the heir to a wealthy oil magnate, swimming in money, with a flashy car to drive and glamorous women vying for their attention. But for Bunny, the perfect fairy tale was going off with a group of friends in a beat-up old Ford that would break down occasionally, camping in a tent that the wind might blow away, and picking fruit alongside Mexicans, Japanese, and Indians, sending home a money order for ten or twelve dollars every week!

Papa Menzies was a stocky, powerful-looking man with curly yellow hair all over his head, and a deep chest—though most of it seemed to be in back instead of in front, so much was he bent over by toil. There were certain English letters he could never pronounce; he would say, contemptuously, “Dis talk about de vorld revolution.” His son Jacob, the Socialist one, Bunny knew as a stoop-shouldered, pale student, and found him much improved by outdoor life. The other two boys, the young “left wingers,” were talkative and egotistical, and repelled the fastidious Bunny, who had not insight enough to guess that they were meeting a young plutocrat for the first time in their lives, and this was their uneasy effort to protect their working-class integrity. Nobody was going to say that they had been overawed! In addition to this, they were hardly on speaking terms with the rest of the family, because of the bitter political dispute going on.

Papa Menzies was a stocky, powerful-looking man with curly yellow hair and a broad chest—though most of it seemed to be in his back instead of the front, so much was he hunched over from hard work. There were certain English sounds he could never get right; he would say dismissively, “Dis talk about de vorld revolution.” His son Jacob, the Socialist, Bunny knew as a stoop-shouldered, pale student, and Bunny thought he looked much better living outdoors. The other two boys, the young “left wingers,” were chatty and self-centered, which put off the picky Bunny, who didn’t realize they were meeting a young rich kid for the first time and were awkwardly trying to defend their working-class pride. They weren’t going to admit they were intimidated! On top of that, they barely spoke to the rest of the family due to the heated political argument happening.

They went to the hall, which was crowded with people, mostly workers, all tense with excitement. There had been a committee appointed to deal with the policy of the “local,” and this committee brought in a report in favor of expelling the “left wingers”; also there was a minority report, in favor of expelling everybody else! So then the fat was in the fire; and Bunny listened, and tried valiantly to keep from being disillusioned with the radical movement. They were so noisy, and Bunny had such a prejudice in favor of quiet! He wouldn’t expect working people to have perfect manners, he told himself nor to use perfect English; but did they need to shriek and shake their fists in the air? Couldn’t they debate ideas, without calling each other “labor fakers” and “yellow skunks” and so on? Bunny had chosen to call upon Local Angel City of the Socialist party at a critical moment of its history; and decidedly it was not putting on company manners for him!

They went to the hall, which was packed with people, mostly workers, all buzzing with excitement. A committee had been set up to handle the local policy, and they presented a report suggesting the expulsion of the “left wingers”; there was also a minority report that wanted to kick out everyone else! So the situation was chaotic, and Bunny listened, trying hard not to lose faith in the radical movement. They were so loud, and Bunny had a strong preference for quiet! He reminded himself not to expect working people to have perfect manners or speak flawless English; but did they really have to shout and wave their fists? Couldn’t they discuss ideas without throwing around insults like “labor fakers” and “yellow skunks”? Bunny had decided to check out Local Angel City of the Socialist Party at a pivotal point in its history, and it was clear they weren’t putting on a show for him!

Here was Papa Menzies, clambering onto the platform, and shouting at his own sons that they were a bunch of jackasses, to imagine they could bring about mass revolution in America. “Vy did de revolution come in Russia? Because de whole country had been ruined by de var. But it vould take ten years of var to bring de capitalist class in America to such a breakdown; and meanvile, vot are you young fools doing? You vant to deliver de Socialist party over to de police! Dey have got spies here—yes, and dose spies is de mainspring of your fool left ving movement!”

Here was Papa Menzies, climbing onto the platform and yelling at his own sons that they were a bunch of idiots for thinking they could start a mass revolution in America. “Why did the revolution happen in Russia? Because the whole country had been destroyed by war. But it would take ten years of war to bring the capitalist class in America to that point; and meanwhile, what are you young fools doing? You want to hand the Socialist party over to the police! They have spies here—yes, and those spies are the driving force behind your stupid left-wing movement!”

That seemed reasonable enough to Bunny. The business men of Angel City would want the radical movement to go to extremes, so that they might have an excuse to smash it; and when they wanted something to happen, they did not scruple to make it happen. But to say this to the young extremists was like waving a red rag before a herd of bulls. “What?” shouted Ikey Menzies at his own father. “You talk about the police? What are your beloved Social-Democrats doing now in Germany? They have got charge of the police, and they are shooting down Communist workers for the benefit of the capitalist class!”

That sounded reasonable enough to Bunny. The businesspeople of Angel City would want the radical movement to go to extremes so they could justify shutting it down; and when they wanted something done, they had no qualms about making it happen. But saying this to the young extremists was like waving a red flag in front of a bull. “What?” Ikey Menzies shouted at his own father. “You talk about the police? What are your precious Social-Democrats doing now in Germany? They’re in charge of the police, and they’re shooting down Communist workers for the benefit of the capitalist class!”

“Yes, and they will do the same thing in California!” cried the other brother. “You are a bunch of class-collaborators!” That was a new word, and a dreadful one, it appeared. The question was whether the tottering capitalist system could be propped up for another ten years or so; and the “right-wingers” would take office under the capitalists, and help to save them. “You make yourself their agent,” proclaimed Joe Menzies, “to bribe the workers by two cents more wages per hour!”

“Yes, and they’ll do the same thing in California!” shouted the other brother. “You’re a group of class-collaborators!” That was a new term, and a terrible one, it seemed. The question was whether the shaky capitalist system could be supported for another ten years or so; and the “right-wingers” would take office under the capitalists to help save them. “You’re making yourself their agent,” declared Joe Menzies, “to bribe the workers with two cents more in wages per hour!”

And so there was a bust-up in Local Angel City, as everywhere else in the world; the “reds” withdrew, and presently split into three different Communist groups; and Joe and Ikey Menzies left home, and set up house-keeping with two girl-workers of their own way of thinking. So Bunny was more perplexed than ever; life appeared so complicated, and happiness so hard to find!

And so there was a conflict in Local Angel City, just like everywhere else in the world; the "reds" pulled back and soon split into three different Communist groups. Joe and Ikey Menzies left home and moved in with two girl workers who shared their beliefs. This left Bunny more confused than ever; life seemed so complicated, and happiness felt so difficult to achieve!

III

One Saturday the telephone rang, and it was Vernon Roscoe calling Dad. Bunny happened to answer, and heard the jovial voice, “Hello, how’s the boy Bolsheviki? Say, Jim Junior, I thought you were coming up to my place! Eventually—why not now? Annabelle is resting from ‘Pangs of Passion’—she’ll be glad to see you. Vee Tracy is there, and Harvey Manning—quite a bunch of people over Sunday. Sure, I’ll be up! You go ahead, your old man will tell you the way.”

One Saturday, the phone rang, and it was Vernon Roscoe calling Dad. Bunny picked up and heard the cheerful voice, “Hey, how’s it going, Bolsheviki? I thought you were coming over to my place! Why not now? Annabelle is taking a break from ‘Pangs of Passion’—she’d be happy to see you. Vee Tracy is here, and Harvey Manning—a pretty good crowd this Sunday. Sure, I’ll be there! You head over, and your dad will give you directions.”

Bunny told Dad he had accepted the invitation, and Dad said that Mr. Roscoe’s domestic arrangements were such that Bunny ought to be told about them in advance. Annabelle Ames, the moving picture actress, was what people called his mistress, but it wasn’t really that, because she was devoted to him, and all their friends knew about it, and it was jist the same as being married; only, of course, there was Mrs. Roscoe, who lived in the house in the city, with her four sons. Mrs. Roscoe went in for society and all that, and had tried to drag Verne in, but he wasn’t cut out for that life. Sometimes Mrs. Roscoe would go out to the Monastery, as the country place was called, but of course not when Miss Ames was there; Dad said they must have some system to keep from running into each other. Miss Ames had her own house, near to the studio, and the Monastery was a “show-place,” where they took their friends over week-ends.

Bunny told Dad he accepted the invitation, and Dad said that Mr. Roscoe's home situation needed to be explained to Bunny beforehand. Annabelle Ames, the movie star, was what people called his mistress, but it wasn't exactly that, because she was truly devoted to him, and all their friends knew about it; it was pretty much the same as being married. However, there was still Mrs. Roscoe, who lived in the city with their four sons. Mrs. Roscoe was into social events and had tried to pull Verne into that lifestyle, but he wasn't meant for it. Sometimes Mrs. Roscoe would visit the Monastery, as the country place was called, but of course not when Miss Ames was around; Dad said they must have some system to avoid running into each other. Miss Ames had her own house close to the studio, and the Monastery was more of a "show-place," where they hosted friends over the weekends.

You drove up behind a chain of mountains that lined the coast: another of those wonderful roads, a magic ribbon of concrete laid out by a giant’s hand. The engine purred softly and you raced ahead of the wind, up long slopes and down long slopes, and winding through mazes of hills; there were steep grades and vistas of tumbled mountains, and broad sweeps of valley, and stretches of shore with fishermen’s huts, and boats, and nets drying in the sun; then more hills and mountain grades—for hours you flew, as fast as you pleased, for you were twenty-one now, and Dad no longer expected you to obey the speed-laws.

You drove up behind a chain of mountains that lined the coast: another one of those amazing roads, a smooth strip of concrete created by a giant’s hand. The engine hummed softly and you sped ahead of the wind, going up long hills and down long hills, winding through clusters of hills; there were steep climbs and views of rugged mountains, wide valleys, stretches of coastline with fishermen’s shacks, boats, and nets drying in the sun; then more hills and mountain climbs—for hours you zoomed along, as fast as you wanted, because you were twenty-one now, and Dad no longer expected you to follow the speed limits.

There was a road that branched off towards the ocean, and after climbing ten miles or so, you came to a high steel fence, and steel gates, and a sign: “Private: Turn Back Here.”—and a wide place in the road, made especially so that you might obey! The gate was open, so Bunny drove on, and climbed another hill, and came over the brow, and then, oh, wonderful!—a great bowl of yellow and green, two or three miles across, with one side broken out towards the ocean, and in the center of the bowl the grey stone towers of the Monastery! Mountains on every side, and the oil magnate owned everything in sight, both the land and the landscape; if the public wanted to see his retreat, it would have to get a row-boat, or swim.

There was a road that led toward the ocean, and after about ten miles of driving, you reached a tall steel fence, steel gates, and a sign that read, “Private: Turn Back Here.” There was also a wide space in the road, designed specifically for you to turn around! The gate was open, so Bunny kept driving, climbed another hill, and then, oh, amazing!—a huge bowl of yellow and green, a couple of miles across, with one side opening up to the ocean, and in the middle of the bowl were the gray stone towers of the Monastery! Mountains surrounded everything, and the oil tycoon owned all of it, both the land and the view; if anyone wanted to visit his retreat, they would have to take a rowboat or swim.

You rolled down the winding drive, through tumbled masses of rocks and clumps of live oaks a century or two old, and came to a fork in the road, and one way said “Delivery,” and the other said, “Guests.” If you were so fortunate as to be a guest, your road led under a porte-cochere big enough for half a dozen double-decker stages; a footman appeared, and summoned a chauffeur to take your car to the garage, and you were escorted into a living-room—well, it was like going into a cathedral, your eyes would follow the arches overhead, and you might trip yourself on the skin of an aurochs or a gnu or whatever the dickens it was. What grim sardonic architect had played this jest of Gothic towers and steeples and crenellations and machicolations—here in the midst of a new pagan empire, and called by such a very suggestive name! Assuredly, the Monastery would need to be of pre-reformation style, to fit the ways of the monk who occupied it!

You drove down the winding driveway, past piles of rocks and clusters of live oaks that were a hundred or two years old, and came to a fork in the road. One way was labeled “Delivery” and the other “Guests.” If you were lucky enough to be a guest, your path led under a porte-cochere large enough for half a dozen double-decker buses; a footman appeared and called a chauffeur to take your car to the garage, and you were shown into a living room—well, it was like stepping into a cathedral, your eyes would follow the arches overhead, and you might trip over the hide of an aurochs or a gnu or whatever it was. What grim, sardonic architect had designed this joke of Gothic towers, steeples, crenellations, and machicolations—right here in the middle of a new pagan empire, and called by such a suggestive name! Surely, the Monastery needed to be in a pre-Reformation style to suit the ways of the monk living there!

The transept of the cathedral concealed an elevator, Bunny discovered; and out of it tripped suddenly a diminutive vision in lemon-colored chiffon, with lemon-colored stockings and shoes, and a big lemon-colored hat such as shepherdesses used to wear when having their portraits painted. It was complete and costly enough for a fancy-dress ball; and no introduction was needed, for Bunny was one of that ninety percent of all males in the civilized world, and perhaps seventy percent in Madagascar, Paraguay, Nova Zembla, Thibet and New Guinea, who could have told the number of lashes in each of Annabelle Ames’s eyelids, or drawn a diagram of her dimples, and the exact course of a tear down her cheek. He had seen her as the “wild” daughter of a Pittsburg steel king, duly chastened and brought to faith in mother, home and heaven; as the mistress of a French king, dying elegantly to expiate elegant sins; as the mistreated and eloping heiress of a Georgian manor-house; as a bare-legged “mountainy-girl” in the Blue Ridge—“Howdy, stranger, be you-all one of them revenooers?” All this in the “movies”; and now here she was in the “speakies!”

The cathedral's transept hid an elevator, Bunny discovered; and out of it suddenly emerged a small figure in lemon-colored chiffon, wearing lemon-colored stockings and shoes, topped off with a big lemon-colored hat that resembled something shepherdesses wore in classic portraits. It was elaborate and expensive enough for a costume party, and no introduction was necessary because Bunny belonged to that ninety percent of men in the civilized world, and maybe even seventy percent in Madagascar, Paraguay, Nova Zembla, Tibet, and New Guinea, who could have counted the number of lashes on Annabelle Ames’s eyelids, sketched her dimples, and traced the exact path of a tear down her cheek. He had seen her as the "wild" daughter of a Pittsburgh steel magnate, properly tamed and converted to faith in mother, home, and heaven; as the mistress of a French king, dying in style to atone for her elegant sins; as a mistreated and runaway heiress from a Georgian estate; as a bare-legged "mountain girl" in the Blue Ridge—“Howdy, stranger, are you one of those revenuers?” All this in the "movies"; and now here she was in the "talkies!"

“So this is Mr. Ross!” Her “speakie” was a queer little high treble. “Papa has told me so much about you!” (Papa was Mr. Roscoe.) “I’m so glad to have you here, and do make yourself at home. Do whatever you please, for this is liberty hall.” Bunny recalled the caption—but was it from “Hearts of Steel,” or from “The Maid of the Manor?”

“So this is Mr. Ross!” Her voice was a strange little high pitch. “Dad has told me so much about you!” (Dad was Mr. Roscoe.) “I’m so glad you’re here, and please make yourself at home. Do whatever you want, because this is freedom hall.” Bunny remembered the caption—but was it from “Hearts of Steel,” or from “The Maid of the Manor?”

“And here is Harve,” the mistress of the manor was saying. “Oh, Harve, come here, this is Bunny Ross; Harvey Manning. It’s the first time Mr. Ross has been here, and please be nice to him so he’ll come back. He’s going to college, and reads a lot and knows everything, and we’re going to seem so ignorant and frivolous!”

“And here is Harve,” the lady of the house was saying. “Oh, Harve, come here, this is Bunny Ross; Harvey Manning. It’s Mr. Ross’s first time here, so please be nice to him so he’ll come back. He’s going to college, reads a lot, and knows everything, and we’re going to seem so clueless and superficial!”

Harvey Manning was coming in through one of the French windows which took the place of the stations of the cross in this cathedral. He was walking slowly, and did not increase his pace; he talked slowly also, a dry sort of drawl—having never had to hurry, because he came of one of the old families of the state. He had a queer, ugly face, with a great many wrinkles, and Bunny never was clear whether he was old or young. “Hello, Ross,” he said, “pleased-to-meecher. I got an uncle that’s spending a hundred thousand dollars to put you in jail.”

Harvey Manning walked in through one of the French windows that replaced the stations of the cross in this cathedral. He moved slowly and didn’t pick up his pace; he spoke slowly too, with a dry kind of drawl—never having to rush because he came from one of the old families of the state. He had a strange, unattractive face, full of wrinkles, and Bunny could never quite tell if he was old or young. “Hey, Ross,” he said, “nice to meet you. I have an uncle who’s spending a hundred thousand dollars to get you locked up.”

“Is that so?” said Bunny, a trifle startled.

"Is that true?" Bunny said, a bit surprised.

“Sure thing! He’s nuts on this red-hunting business, and the pinks are worse than the reds, he says. I’ve been worried about you.”

“Sure thing! He’s really obsessed with this red-hunting thing, and he claims the pinks are even worse than the reds. I’ve been worried about you.”

“Never mind,” said Bunny, perceiving that this was a “josh,” such as helps to make life tolerable for idle men, young and old. “Dad will spend two hundred thousand and get me out again.”

“Never mind,” said Bunny, realizing that this was a “joke,” one of those things that makes life bearable for idle people, young and old. “Dad will spend two hundred thousand and get me out again.”

“Come to think of it, I guess Verne would chip in—wouldn’t he, Annabelle?”

“Now that I think about it, I guess Verne would join in—wouldn’t he, Annabelle?”

“None of my guests ever stay in jail,” replied the star.

“None of my guests ever spend the night in jail,” replied the star.

“They phone to Papa, and he phones to the chief of police, who lets them out right away.”

"They call Dad, and he calls the chief of police, who lets them out immediately."

She said this without smiling; and Harvey Manning remarked, “You see, Ross, Annabelle has a literal mind.”

She said this without smiling, and Harvey Manning commented, "You see, Ross, Annabelle has a literal mind."

IV

Yes, that was the truth about this bright luminary of the screen, as Bunny came to observe it; she had a literal mind. All the poetry and romance the public imagined about her—that was in the public’s eye, so to say. All that Annabelle had to contribute was a youthful figure and a pliable face; the highly paid directors did the rest. She produced pictures as a matter of business, and her talk was of production costs, and percentages on foreign sales, just as if it had been an oil well. That was why she got along with Vernon Roscoe, who also had a literal mind. A primrose by the river’s brim a yellow primrose was to him, and to Annabelle it was a decoration for an “interior,” or a background on “location.”

Yes, that was the truth about this bright star of the screen, as Bunny came to see it; she had a straightforward mind. All the poetry and romance that the public imagined about her—that existed in the public’s perception, so to speak. All that Annabelle had to offer was a youthful figure and a flexible face; the highly paid directors handled everything else. She made movies as a business, and her conversations were about production costs and percentages on international sales, just like it was an oil well. That’s why she got along with Vernon Roscoe, who also had a straightforward mind. A primrose by the river’s edge was just a yellow primrose to him, and to Annabelle, it was a decoration for an “interior” or a backdrop on “location.”

There was a certain grim honesty about this, as Bunny discovered; it was Annabelle’s desire to be an actress rather than a mistress. “By Jees,” Verne would proclaim to his guests, “it’s cost me eight million dollars to make a movie queen out of this baby.” And the thirty year old baby had the dream that some day she would achieve a masterpiece, that would earn this eight million and vindicate her honor. Meantime, she paid installments by taking care of Verne—so publicly that it was quite touching, and respectable according to the strictest bourgeois standards. If the oil magnate had ever had the idea that in taking to his bosom a movie star he was going to lead a wild and roystering life, he had made a sad mistake, for he was the most hen-pecked of all “butter and egg men.”

There was a certain harsh truth to this, as Bunny realized; it was Annabelle’s ambition to be an actress instead of a mistress. “By God,” Verne would declare to his guests, “it’s cost me eight million dollars to turn this girl into a movie queen.” And the thirty-year-old girl had the dream that someday she would create a masterpiece that would recoup this eight million and restore her honor. In the meantime, she paid her dues by taking care of Verne—so openly that it was quite touching, and respectable by the strictest middle-class standards. If the oil tycoon ever thought that taking a movie star into his life meant he would lead a wild and carefree life, he had made a big mistake, for he was the most henpecked of all “butter and egg men.”

“Now, Papa,” Annabelle would say, “you’ve had enough to drink. Put that down.” She would say it before a company assembled in their gladdest rags for a dinner-party; and Verne would protest, “My God, baby, I ain’t got started yet!”

“Now, Dad,” Annabelle would say, “you’ve had enough to drink. Put that down.” She would say it in front of guests who were all dressed up for a dinner party; and Verne would protest, “My God, babe, I haven’t even started yet!”

“Well, you stop before you start tonight. Remember what Doctor Wilkins says about your liver.”

“Well, you need to hold off before you begin tonight. Remember what Dr. Wilkins says about your liver.”

Verne would bluster, “To hell with livers!” and the answer would be, “Now, Papa, you told me to make you obey! Have I got to make you ashamed before all this company?”

Verne would shout, “Forget about livers!” and the response would be, “Now, Dad, you told me to make you listen! Do I really have to embarrass you in front of everyone?”

“Me ashamed? I’d like to see anybody make me ashamed!”

“Me ashamed? I’d like to see anyone make me feel ashamed!”

“Well, Papa, you know you’ll be ashamed if I tell what you said to me the last time you were drunk.”

“Well, Dad, you know you’ll be embarrassed if I share what you said to me the last time you were drunk.”

Verne paused, with his glass half-way in the air, trying to remember; and the company burst into clamor, “Oh, tell us! Tell us!”

Verne paused, his glass halfway in the air, trying to remember; and the group erupted in excitement, “Oh, tell us! Tell us!”

“Shall I tell them, Papa?” It was a bluff, for Annabelle was very prim, and never indulged in vulgarity. But the bluff went, and the great man set down his glass. “I surrender! Take the stuff away.” Whereat everybody applauded, and it gave the party a merry start.

“Should I tell them, Dad?” It was a joke, because Annabelle was very proper and never engaged in anything tacky. But the joke worked, and the important man put down his drink. “I give up! Take the stuff away.” At which point everyone clapped, and it gave the party a cheerful kickoff.

Strange as it might seem, Annabelle was a pious Catholic. Just how she managed to fix things up with her priests Bunny never knew, but she gave freely to charity, and you would find her featured at benefits for Catholic orphan asylums and things of that sort. At the same time her little head was as full of superstitions as an old Negro mammy. She would not have started a picture on a Friday for the whole of Vernon’s eight million dollar endowment. When you spilled the salt, she not merely advised you to throw some of it over your shoulder, she did it for you, if necessary. Once, at luncheon, she made a girl-friend eat at a side table, because otherwise there would have been thirteen, and this girl, being the youngest, would have fallen the victim.

Strange as it may seem, Annabelle was a devout Catholic. Bunny never quite understood how she managed to maintain good relationships with her priests, but she generously donated to charity, and you could often see her at events for Catholic orphanages and similar causes. At the same time, her mind was filled with superstitions just like an old Southern woman. She wouldn’t start a project on a Friday for all of Vernon's eight million dollar endowment. When salt was spilled, she didn’t just suggest throwing some over your shoulder; she would do it for you if needed. Once, during lunch, she made a female friend sit at a side table, because otherwise there would have been thirteen people, and since this girl was the youngest, she would have been the one to suffer.

At the same time she was very good. She really liked you, and liked to have you around, and when she begged you to come back, she meant it. Nor would she make unkind remarks about you after you were gone. Along with the ecstasies of the artistic temperament, she had escaped its gnawing jealousies; she was one of the few lady-stars before whom it was safe to praise the work of other lady-stars, Bunny found. Also, she had an abiding respect for him, because he had read books, and had ideas about public questions. The fact that Bunny had got his name on the front pages of the newspapers as a dangerous “pink,” served to lend him that same halo of mystery and romance, which the public assigned to Annabelle as a luminary of the screen world, and the mistress of a monastery!

At the same time, she was really great. She genuinely liked you and enjoyed having you around, and when she begged you to come back, she meant it. She wouldn't say unkind things about you after you were gone. Along with the highs of the artistic temperament, she had avoided its bitter jealousies; she was one of the few female stars in front of whom it was safe to praise the work of other female stars, Bunny noticed. Plus, she had a lasting respect for him because he had read books and had opinions on public issues. The fact that Bunny made headlines as a dangerous "pink" added that same aura of mystery and romance that the public associated with Annabelle as a shining star of the film industry and the mistress of a monastery!

V

“Harve,” said Annabelle, “there’s time for you to show Mr. Ross over the place before dinner.” And so Bunny got to see what a country place could be like, so that he could make his father give him one. But Harvey Manning did not make a very good escort. To show off a show-place you need some one of an admiring disposition, whereas “Harve” had seen too many places, and was inclined to patronize them all.

“Harve,” Annabelle said, “you have time to give Mr. Ross a tour of the place before dinner.” So, Bunny got to see what a country house could be like, hoping it would convince his dad to get him one. But Harvey Manning wasn’t a great guide. To properly showcase a remarkable place, you need someone who appreciates it, while “Harve” had seen too many places and tended to look down on them all.

There were almost as many buildings on this estate as there were tanks at the Paradise refinery; only these were Gothic tanks, with miniature towers and steeples and crenellations and machicolations. There was no chapel or place of worship, nor tombs of ancient abbots; but there was a gymnasium, with a swimming pool of green marble, and a bowling alley, and squash courts and tennis courts, and a nine hole golf course, and a polo field—everything you would find at the most elaborate country club. There was a stable with saddle horses ridden mostly by grooms, and a library read only by motion picture directors looking up local color—or at any rate that was Harvey’s tale about it.

There were almost as many buildings on this estate as there were tanks at the Paradise refinery; only these were Gothic tanks, featuring miniature towers, steeples, crenellations, and machicolations. There wasn’t a chapel or place of worship, nor any tombs of ancient abbots; but there was a gym with a green marble swimming pool, a bowling alley, squash courts, tennis courts, a nine-hole golf course, and a polo field—everything you’d expect at the fanciest country club. There was a stable with saddle horses mostly used by grooms, and a library that was only accessed by movie directors looking for local inspiration—or at least that’s what Harvey claimed.

Also there was a regular menagerie of local creatures. The hired men and their youngsters had discovered that such gifts pleased the master, so they brought in everything they could capture. There was an enclosed park with deer and mountain sheep, and heavily barred dens with grizzly bears shambling over the rocks, and wild cats and coyotes and mountain lions dozing in the shade. There was a giant dome covered with netting, with a big dead tree inside, and eagles seated thereon. An eagle in his native state, sailing with supreme dominion through the azure deep of air, has been a thrilling theme for poets; but sitting in a cage he is a melancholy object. “Some of your red friends in jail!” Harvey Manning remarked in passing.

There was also a regular menagerie of local animals. The hired workers and their kids had figured out that bringing these gifts delighted the master, so they collected everything they could catch. There was an enclosed park with deer and mountain sheep, and heavily barred cages holding grizzly bears shambling over the rocks, along with wild cats, coyotes, and mountain lions napping in the shade. There was a giant dome covered in netting, with a big dead tree inside, where eagles perched. An eagle in the wild, soaring majestically through the deep blue sky, has inspired many poets; but sitting in a cage, it becomes a sad sight. “Some of your red friends in jail!” Harvey Manning commented as he walked by.

But even the most blasé man of the world has something in which he is interested, so Bunny found. Presently his guide took out his watch and remarked that it was nearly six-thirty, and they must get back to the house. He was “on the water wagon” until that hour of each day, and when it drew near, he was about ready to jump out of his skin. So they strolled back, and a Chinese boy clad in white duck had evidently learned to expect him, and was on hand with a tray. Harvey took two drinks, to make up for lost time, and then he sighed contentedly, and revealed that he could talk without a drawl.

But even the most indifferent person has something that interests him, as Bunny discovered. Soon, his guide checked his watch and noted that it was almost six-thirty, and they needed to head back to the house. He was “on the water wagon” until that time each day, and as it approached, he could hardly contain himself. So they walked back, and a Chinese boy dressed in white duck seemed to have learned to expect him and was ready with a tray. Harvey took two drinks to make up for lost time, then he sighed with satisfaction and showed that he could speak without a drawl.

When Bunny came down for dinner there was quite a company assembled—some in evening dress and some in golf clothes and some in plain business suits like the host—it was “liberty hall,” according to the caption. Roscoe was talking politics to Fred Orpan—the drubbing they were going to give the Democratic party. Roscoe did the talking, for the other was a queer silent creature, tall and lean, with a tall, lean face, like a horse. He had the strangest grey-green eyes, that somehow looked absolutely empty; you would decide that his head was empty too, when he would listen and say nothing for an hour—but this would be a mistake, for he was the directing head of a great chain of oil enterprises, and Dad said he was sharp as a steel trap.

When Bunny came down for dinner, there was quite a crowd gathered—some in formal wear, some in golf outfits, and others in regular business suits like the host—it was "liberty hall," as the caption said. Roscoe was chatting about politics with Fred Orpan—the beating they were planning to give the Democratic party. Roscoe did most of the talking, since the other one was a strange, quiet guy, tall and thin, with a tall, thin face that resembled a horse. He had the oddest grey-green eyes that somehow looked completely vacant; you might think his mind was empty too, as he would listen and say nothing for an hour—but that would be a mistake, because he was the mastermind behind a huge chain of oil companies, and Dad said he was as sharp as a steel trap.

Also there was Bessie Barrie, because good form required that she be invited wherever Orpan went. He had backed her in several pictures, and she was “paying the price,” as the current phrase ran; but it wasn’t quite the same respectable arrangement as in the case of Roscoe and his Annabelle, because Bessie had been in love with her director, and he was still in love with her, and the attitude of the two men was far from cordial. This was explained to Bunny by Harvey Manning, gossip-in-chief, who had now had several more drinks, and got his tongue entirely loosened. Bunny noted that the hostess had tactfully placed the rival males at opposite ends of the table.

Also, there was Bessie Barrie, because good manners demanded she be invited wherever Orpan went. He had supported her in several films, and she was “paying the price,” as the current saying went; but it wasn’t quite the same respectable setup as with Roscoe and his Annabelle, because Bessie had been in love with her director, and he still loved her, and the vibe between the two men was far from friendly. Harvey Manning, the gossip king and now several drinks in, explained this to Bunny, his words flowing freely. Bunny noticed that the hostess had wisely seated the rival men at opposite ends of the table.

They were in a smaller cathedral now, known as the “refectory”; and Bunny was in the seat of honor, at the right of the charming Annabelle, transformed from a lemon-colored shepherdess to a duchess in white satin. On her left sat Perry Duchane, her director, telling about the cuts in the first two reels, which he had brought along for a showing. Next to him was a vacant seat; some lady was late, and Bunny was too young in the ways of the world to know that this is how great personages secure importance to themselves. It was his first meeting with actresses, and how should he know that they sometimes act off-stage?

They were in a smaller cathedral now, called the “refectory”; and Bunny was in the seat of honor, next to the lovely Annabelle, who had transformed from a lemon-colored shepherdess to a duchess in white satin. On her left sat Perry Duchane, her director, discussing the edits in the first two reels that he had brought along to show. Next to him was an empty seat; some lady was running late, and Bunny was too inexperienced to realize that this is how important people make themselves seem more significant. It was his first encounter with actresses, and how could he know that they sometimes perform even when the cameras aren't rolling?

VI

You remember in that colossal production, “The Emperor of Etruria,” the Scythian slave girl who is brought in from the wilds to serve the pleasures of a pampered sybarite, and the scene where the fat eunuchs lay hands upon her? With what splendid fury she claws them and knocks their heads together! Her clothing is torn to shreds in the struggle, and you have glimpses of a lithe and sinewy body—the extent of the glimpses depending upon the censorship laws of the state in which you see the picture. The scene made a hit with the public, and many producers competed for Viola Tracy—pronounce it Vee-ola, please, with the accent on the first syllable. She displayed her magnificent fighting qualities next in “The Virgin Vamp,” and thereafter escaped dishonor by a hair’s breadth in many palpitating scenes. Of late she had acquired dignity, and was now regal on all the billboards of Angel City in “The Bride of Tutankhamen,” an alluring figure, with deep-set mysterious black eyes, and a smile fathomless as four thousand years of history.

You remember that huge production, “The Emperor of Etruria,” with the Scythian slave girl brought in from the wild to satisfy the desires of a spoiled rich guy? And that scene where the chubby eunuchs grab her? With what amazing fury she fights back and knocks their heads together! Her clothes get ripped to shreds in the struggle, and you catch glimpses of her lean, strong body—the extent of those glimpses depends on the censorship laws in whatever state you’re watching it in. The scene was a hit with the audience, and many producers vied for Viola Tracy—pronounce it Vee-ola, please, with the emphasis on the first syllable. She showcased her incredible fighting skills next in “The Virgin Vamp,” and narrowly avoided scandal in many intense scenes. Recently, she had gained some dignity, looking regal on all the billboards in Angel City for “The Bride of Tutankhamen,” an alluring figure with deep-set, mysterious black eyes, and a smile as deep as four thousand years of history.

Well, here she was, stepping out of the billboards, and into the refectory of the Monastery; her Egyptian costume changed for a daring one of black velvet, fresh from Paris, and with black pearls to match. The footman drew out her chair, and she rested one hand upon it, but did not take her seat; her hostess said, “Miss Tracy, Mr. Ross”—and still she paused, smiling at Bunny, and he smiling at her. It was a striking pose, and Tommy Paley, her director, who had taught her the stunt, and watched it now from the other end of the table, suddenly called, “Camera!” Everybody laughed, and “Vee” most gaily of all—revealing two rows of white pearls, more regular than the black ones, and worth many times as much to a movie star.

Well, here she was, stepping out of the advertisements and into the dining room of the Monastery; her Egyptian outfit replaced by a daring black velvet one, fresh from Paris, paired with matching black pearls. The footman pulled out her chair, and she rested one hand on it, but didn't sit down; her hostess said, “Miss Tracy, Mr. Ross”—and still she paused, smiling at Bunny, who smiled back at her. It was a striking pose, and Tommy Paley, her director, who had taught her this move, watched from the other end of the table and suddenly called, “Camera!” Everyone laughed, and “Vee” laughed the loudest—showing off two rows of white pearls, more uniform than the black ones, and worth many times more to a movie star.

Annabelle Ames got along in the world without ever saying anything unkind about anybody, but that was not “Vee” Tracy’s style; she had a fighting tongue, as well as fighting fists, and her conversation gave Bunny the shock of his innocent young life. They happened first to be discussing a lady vamp, recently imported from abroad with much clashing of advertising cymbals. “She dresses in very good taste,” said Annabelle, mildly. “Oh, perfect!” said Vee. “Absolutely perfect! She selected her dog to match her face!” And then presently they were talking about that million dollar production, “The Old Oaken Bucket,” which was just then waking home memories and wringing tears from the eyes of millions of hardened sinners. Dolly Deane, who played the innocent country maiden seduced by a travelling salesman, was so charmingly simple, said Annabelle. “Oh, yes!” replied Vee. “For the chance to be that simple, she slept with her producer, and two angels, and the director and his assistant; and all five of them told her how an innocent virgin says her prayers!”

Annabelle Ames got along in the world without ever saying anything unkind about anyone, but that wasn't “Vee” Tracy’s style; she had a sharp tongue, along with a fierce attitude, and her conversation gave Bunny the shock of his innocent young life. They first started discussing a lady vamp, recently brought over from abroad with a lot of flashy advertising. “She dresses really well,” Annabelle said softly. “Oh, perfect!” Vee replied. “Absolutely perfect! She chose her dog to match her face!” Then they moved on to talking about that million-dollar production, “The Old Oaken Bucket,” which was stirring up memories and bringing tears to the eyes of countless hardened sinners. Dolly Deane, who played the innocent country girl seduced by a traveling salesman, was so charmingly naive, Annabelle said. “Oh, yes!” Vee shot back. “To have that kind of naivety, she slept with her producer, two angels, and the director and his assistant; and all five of them told her how an innocent virgin says her prayers!”

Bunny, who was a rebel in his own line, sat up and took notice of this conversation; and you may be sure that Vee did not fail to take notice of the young oil prince, flashing him mischief with her sparkling black eyes. The footman brought her a plate of soup in a golden bowl, and she took one glance and cried, “Oh, my God, take it away, it’s got starch in it! Annabelle, are you trying to drive me out of the profession?” Then, to Bunny, “They say that nobody can eat a quail a day for thirty days; but Mr. Ross, what would you say if I told you I have eaten two lamb chops and three slices of pineapple every day for seven years?”

Bunny, who was a rebel in his own way, sat up and paid attention to this conversation; and you can be sure that Vee noticed the young oil prince, throwing him a playful look with her sparkling black eyes. The footman brought her a plate of soup in a golden bowl, and she took one look and exclaimed, “Oh my God, take it away, it has starch in it! Annabelle, are you trying to make me quit my job?” Then, to Bunny, she said, “They say that nobody can eat a quail a day for thirty days; but Mr. Ross, what would you think if I told you I have eaten two lamb chops and three slices of pineapple every day for seven years?”

“I would ask, is that an Egyptian rite, or maybe Scythian?”

“I’d like to know, is that an Egyptian ritual, or perhaps Scythian?”

“It is the prescription of a Hollywood doctor who specializes in reducing actresses. We public idols are supposed to be rioting in luxury, but really we have only one dream—to buy enough Hollywood real estate so that we can retire and eat a square meal!”

“It’s a prescription from a Hollywood doctor who specializes in helping actresses slim down. We public figures are expected to be living in luxury, but honestly, we have just one dream—to buy enough real estate in Hollywood so we can retire and have a decent meal!”

“Don’t you really ever steal one?” asked Bunny, sympathetically.

“Don’t you ever actually steal one?” Bunny asked, sympathetically.

She answered, “Ours are the kind of figures that never lie. You can ask Tommy Paley what would happen if they were to see any fat on me when the gentleman heavy tears my clothes off! They would put me into the comics, and I’d earn my living being rolled down hill in a barrel!”

She replied, “Our numbers never lie. You could ask Tommy Paley what would happen if they saw any fat on me when the hefty guy tears my clothes off! They’d put me in the comics, and I’d make a living rolling down a hill in a barrel!”

VII

Conversation at this dinner-party, as at most dinner-parties in America at that time, resembled a walk along the edge of a slippery ditch. Sooner or later you were bound to slide in, and after that you could not get out, but finished your walk in the ditch. “Mr. Ross,” said Annabelle, in her capacity as hostess, “I notice you aren’t drinking your wine. You can trust what we have—it’s all pre-war stuff.” And so they were in the ditch, and talked about Prohibition.

Conversation at this dinner party, like most dinner parties in America back then, felt like a stroll along the edge of a slippery ditch. Eventually, you were bound to slip in, and once that happened, there was no getting out; you just had to continue your walk in the ditch. “Mr. Ross,” Annabelle said, taking on her role as the hostess, “I see you’re not drinking your wine. You can trust what we have—it’s all pre-war stuff.” And so they ended up in the ditch, discussing Prohibition.

The law was two years and a half old, and the leisure classes were just realizing the full extent of the indignity which had been inflicted upon them. It wasn’t the high prices—they were all of them seeking ways to spend money rapidly; but it was the inconvenience, and the difficulties of being sure what you were getting. People escaped the trouble by pinning their faith to some particular bootlegger; Bunny noticed it as an incredible but universal phenomenon that persons otherwise the most cynical, who made it the rule of their lives to trust nobody, would repeat the wildest stories which men of the underworld had told them, about how this particular “case of Scotch” had just been smuggled in from Mexico, or maybe stolen from the personal stock of a visiting duke in Canada.

The law had been in place for two and a half years, and the upper class was just starting to realize the full extent of the indignity they had endured. It wasn’t just the high prices—they were all eager to spend money quickly; it was the inconvenience and the uncertainty of what they were actually getting. People solved this issue by relying on a specific bootlegger; Bunny noticed it was an incredible but widespread trend that even the most cynical individuals, who lived by the rule of trusting no one, would repeat the wildest stories told by underworld figures about how this particular “case of Scotch” had just been smuggled in from Mexico or possibly stolen from the private collection of a visiting duke in Canada.

They discussed the latest developments in the tragedy which had befallen Koski, one of the emperors of their screen world, who had had a priceless stock in the cellar of his country place, and had taken the precaution to have it walled in with two feet of brick, and guarded by doors such as you would find on a bank vault; but thieves had come during the owner’s absence, and bound and gagged the caretaker, and cut through the floor of the drawing-room, above the cellar, and hauled out everything with rope and tackle, and carted it away in trucks. Since then Koski had been raising a row with the authorities; he charged that they were standing in with the thieves, and he had brought in an outside detective agency, and threatened a scandal that would shake the pants off the police department. By this means he had got back the greater part of his casks and bottles; but alas, the real stuff was gone, they had all been emptied and refilled with synthetic. And so, after that, there was a convincing story for your bootlegger to tell you; this was some of the original Koski stuff! Millions of gallons of original Koski stuff were being drunk in California, and even in adjoining states.

They talked about the latest news in the tragedy that had struck Koski, one of the emperors of their cinematic world. He had a priceless collection in the cellar of his country house and had wisely secured it with two feet of brick walls and doors like those in a bank vault. But thieves had come while he was away, tied up and gagged the caretaker, cut through the floor of the living room above the cellar, and pulled everything out using ropes and tools, trucking it all away. Since then, Koski had been making a fuss with the authorities, accusing them of colluding with the thieves. He hired an outside detective agency and threatened to expose a scandal that would rock the police department. Because of this, he managed to recover most of his barrels and bottles, but unfortunately, the real stuff was gone; they had all been emptied and replaced with synthetic. As a result, there was now a convincing story for bootleggers to tell: this was some of the original Koski stuff! Millions of gallons of what was claimed to be original Koski stuff were being consumed in California and even in neighboring states.

Suddenly Vee Tracy clapped her hands. “Oh, listen! I have one on Koski! Him and some others! Has anybody heard The Movie’s Prayer?”

Suddenly, Vee Tracy clapped her hands. “Oh, listen! I’ve got one on Koski! Him and some others! Has anyone heard The Movie’s Prayer?”

There was a silence. No one had.

There was a silence. No one had.

“This is something for all of us to teach our children to recite every night and morning. It is serious, and you mustn’t joke.”

“This is something for all of us to teach our kids to recite every night and morning. It’s serious, and you shouldn’t joke about it.”

“Let us pray,” said the voice of Bessie Barrie.

“Let’s pray,” said Bessie Barrie’s voice.

“Fold your hands, like good little children,” ordered Vee, “and bow your heads.” And then with slow and solemn intonation she began:

“Fold your hands, like good little kids,” Vee instructed, “and bow your heads.” Then, with a slow and serious tone, she started:

“Our Movie, which art Heaven, Hollywood be Thy Name. Let Koski come. His Will be done, in studio as in bed.”

“Our Movie, which is Heaven, Hollywood be Your Name. Let Koski come. His Will be done, in the studio as in bed.”

There was a gasp, and then a roar of laughter swept the table; no explanations were needed, they all knew their emperor, master of the destiny of hundreds of screen actresses. “Go on!” shouted voices; and the girl continued to intone an invocation, which echoed in outline and rhythm the Lord’s prayer, and brought in the names of other rulers of their shadow world, always with an obscene implication. It was a kind of Black Mass, and performed the magic feat of lifting the conversation out of the ditch of Prohibition. They talked for a while about the sexual habits of their rulers; who was living with whom, and what scandals were threatened, and what shootings and attempted poisonings had resulted. There were thrilling crime mysteries, which would provide a topic of conversation for hours in any Hollywood gathering; you might hear half a dozen different solutions, each one positive, and no two alike.

There was a gasp, and then a wave of laughter filled the table; no explanations were necessary, everyone knew their emperor, the one in charge of the fates of countless aspiring actresses. “Keep going!” the voices shouted; and the girl continued to recite an invocation, which mimicked the style and rhythm of the Lord’s Prayer, while referencing other leaders of their shadowy world, always with a risqué twist. It was like a Black Mass, magically lifting the conversation out of the dullness of Prohibition. They chatted for a bit about the personal lives of their leaders; who was with whom, what scandals were brewing, and the shootings and attempted poisonings that had happened. There were exciting crime mysteries that could spark hours of discussion at any Hollywood gathering; you’d hear several different theories, each confidently presented, and none of them the same.

VIII

They adjourned to the larger cathedral, where the lights were dim, and there appeared, very appropriately in place of the altar, a large white screen. At the far end of the room was a projecting machine, and the guests distributed themselves in lounging chairs, prepared to pay for their entertainment by watching the first two reels of Annabelle’s new picture, and giving their professional judgments on the “cutting.” “Pangs of Passion” you may recall as a soul-shaking story about a society bud whose handsome young husband is led astray by a divorcee, and who, in order to make him jealous, begins a flirtation with a bootlegger, and is carried off in a rum-running vessel, and made the victim of the customary pulling and hauling and tearing of feminine costumes. “My God,” said Vee Tracy, in an aside to Bunny, “Annabelle has been playing these society flappers since before they were born, and in all that time she’s never had a story above the intelligence of a twelve year old child! You’ll think it’s a joke, but I know it for a fact that Perry Duchane gets a bunch of school children together and tells them the scenario, and if there’s anything they don’t like, he cuts it out.”

They moved to the larger cathedral, where the lights were low, and instead of an altar, there was a big white screen. At the far end of the room was a projector, and the guests settled into lounge chairs, ready to entertain themselves by watching the first two reels of Annabelle’s new movie and sharing their professional opinions on the editing. “Pangs of Passion” is a dramatic story about a socialite whose handsome young husband gets seduced by a divorcee, and to make him jealous, she starts flirting with a bootlegger and gets whisked away on a rum-running boat, becoming the target of the usual pulling and tugging of feminine outfits. “My God,” Vee Tracy remarked to Bunny, “Annabelle has been playing these society flappers since before they were even born, and in all that time she’s never had a story more complex than that of a twelve-year-old! You might think it’s a joke, but I know for sure that Perry Duchane gathers a group of school kids, tells them the plot, and if there’s anything they don’t like, he cuts it out.”

And then to Annabelle she said, “It’s up to standard, my dear; it will sell all right.” And to Bunny, “That’s one good thing about Annabelle, you can say that and she’s satisfied—she doesn’t ask you if it’s a work of art. But others do, and I’ve made mortal enemies because I won’t lie to them. I say, ‘Leave art out of it, dearie; we all know our stuff is trash.’ ”

And then she said to Annabelle, “It’s up to standard, my dear; it’ll sell just fine.” And to Bunny, “That’s one good thing about Annabelle; you can say that, and she’s happy—she doesn’t ask if it’s a work of art. But others do, and I’ve made serious enemies because I won’t lie to them. I say, ‘Let’s leave art out of it, dear; we all know our stuff is junk.’”

There was technical discussion, and Bunny had an opportunity to learn about the tricks of “cutting.” Also he learned what had been the gross business on a number of Annabelle Ames’ pictures, and the inside figures on other successes. Tommy Paley had recently indulged in the luxury of making an artistic and beautiful picture, which the papers had called a “classic”; he and a group of friends had come out something over a hundred thousand in the hole, and he had charged it up to education, and said, “Let the Germans do the art stuff after this!”

There was a technical discussion, and Bunny had a chance to learn about the tricks of "cutting." He also discovered the total earnings from several of Annabelle Ames' films, along with the behind-the-scenes numbers on other hits. Tommy Paley had recently splurged on creating an artistic and beautiful film, which the newspapers had labeled a "classic"; he and a group of friends ended up losing over a hundred thousand, and he wrote it off as a learning experience, saying, "Let the Germans handle the art stuff from now on!"

All this time there had been a silent spectral figure flitting about the cathedral, clad in white duck coat and trousers and padded purple slippers; the Chinese boy, bearing a tray with little glasses full of pink and yellow and purple and green liquid. He would move from guest to guest, offering his tray, and they would put down empty glasses and take up full ones, and during the entire course of the evening the spectre never made one sound, nor did anyone make a sound to it. Some three hundred years ago an English poet, long since forgotten by the movie world, had asked the question why a man should put an enemy into his mouth to steal away his brains; but here at the Monastery, the anxiety appeared to be that some one might forget to put the enemy into his mouth—hence this Chinese spectre to save the need of recollecting.

All this time, there had been a silent ghostly figure moving around the cathedral, dressed in a white coat and trousers, and soft purple slippers; the Chinese boy, carrying a tray filled with small glasses of pink, yellow, purple, and green liquid. He would go from guest to guest, presenting his tray, and they would set down empty glasses to grab full ones. Throughout the whole evening, the ghost didn't make a sound, and neither did anyone acknowledge it. About three hundred years ago, an English poet, long forgotten by the film industry, posed the question of why a person would put an enemy in their mouth to steal their brains; but here at the Monastery, the concern seemed to be that someone might forget to put the enemy in their mouth—hence the presence of this Chinese ghost to alleviate the need to remember.

There were a few who did not drink; Annabelle was one, and Vee Tracy another. The spectre had apparently been instructed not to go near Vernon Roscoe, and if Vernon tried to approach the spectre, there would be a sharp warning, “Now, Verne!” But others drank, and tongues were loosened, and hearts poured out as the evening passed. Even Fred Orpan came to life, and revealed a tongue! It was Vernon Roscoe’s habit to “josh” everybody, and now he got paid back, as the one-time rancher from Texas sat up in his chair and opened his long horse’s face and demanded, in a falsetto voice which sounded as if it came from a ventriloquist: “Anybody here know how this old shyster got his start in life?”

There were a few who didn’t drink; Annabelle was one, and Vee Tracy was another. The ghost had apparently been told not to go near Vernon Roscoe, and if Vernon tried to get close to the ghost, there would be a sharp warning, “Now, Verne!” But others drank, and people started to loosen up, sharing their feelings as the evening went on. Even Fred Orpan came to life and showed off his wit! It was Vernon Roscoe’s habit to joke around with everyone, and now he got some back when the former rancher from Texas sat up in his chair, opened his long horsey mouth, and demanded, in a high-pitched voice that sounded like a ventriloquist: “Does anyone here know how this old con artist got his start in life?”

Apparently nobody did know; and Orpan put another question: “Anybody ever seen him in swimming? I bet you never! When it’s outdoors, he’ll tell you the water is too cold, and when it’s indoors he’ll tell you it’s dirty or something. The reason is, he’s got one toe missing, and he’s afraid to have it proved on him. When he was drilling his first well, he ran out of money and was clean done for; so he went and took out an accident insurance policy, and then went rabbit-hunting and shot off one of his big toes. So he got the cash to finish the well! Is that true, old socks, or ain’t it?”

Apparently, nobody knew; and Orpan asked another question: “Has anyone ever seen him swim? I bet you haven't! When it's outside, he says the water's too cold, and when it's inside, he complains it's dirty or something. The reason is, he's missing a toe, and he's scared to show it. When he was drilling his first well, he ran out of money and was totally stuck; so he got an accident insurance policy, went hunting for rabbits, and shot off one of his big toes. That’s how he got the cash to finish the well! Is that true, old socks, or not?”

The company laughed gleefully and clamored for an answer; and Vernon laughed as much as anyone. He didn’t mind the story, but you could never get him to tell. Instead, he countered on his assailant, “You ought to hear about this old skeezicks, how he got rich leasing oil lands from Indians. They tell this about a dozen oil men, but Fred was the real one that done it, I know because I was there. It was Old Chief Leatherneck, of the Shawnees, and Fred offered him one-eighth royalty, and the old codger screwed up his eyes and said, ‘No take one-eighth, got to have one-sixteenth!’ Fred said he couldn’t afford that, and begged him to take one-twelfth, but he said, ‘One-sixteenth or no lease.’ So they signed up for a sixteenth, and now it’s the Hellfire Dome, by Jees! Is that so, old skeezicks, or ain’t it?”

The company laughed happily and insisted on an explanation; Vernon laughed just as much as anyone else. He didn’t mind sharing the story, but you could never get him to spill it. Instead, he turned to his challenger, “You should hear about this old guy, how he got rich leasing oil lands from the Indians. They tell this story about a dozen oil men, but Fred was the real deal; I know because I was there. It was Old Chief Leatherneck from the Shawnees, and Fred offered him an one-eighth royalty, and the old man squinted his eyes and said, ‘No way for one-eighth, I need one-sixteenth!’ Fred said he couldn’t swing that and tried to get him to accept one-twelfth, but he insisted, ‘One-sixteenth or no lease.’ So they went with a sixteenth, and now it’s the Hellfire Dome, can you believe it? Is that right, old guy, or not?”

Said Fred Orpan, “You might complete the story by telling what the old chief does with his royalties. He’s got a different colored automobile for each day of the week, and he figures to get drunk three times every day.”

Said Fred Orpan, “You could finish the story by sharing what the old chief does with his royalties. He has a different colored car for each day of the week, and he plans to get drunk three times a day.”

“Oh, take me to the Hellfire Dome!” wailed the voice of Harvey Manning. “They won’t let me get drunk but one time in a night, and none at all in the day-time!”

“Oh, take me to the Hellfire Dome!” cried Harvey Manning. “They only let me get drunk once at night, and not at all during the day!”

IX

There was a large organ in this cathedral, a magic organ of the modern style, which played itself when you put in a roll of paper and pressed an electric switch. It played the very latest jazz tunes from Broadway, and the company danced, and Vee Tracy came to Bunny and said, “My doctor allows me only one drink in an evening, and I want a sober partner.” Bunny was glad to oblige, and so the time passed pleasantly. He danced with his hostess, and with the blonde fairy, Bessie Barrie. In between dances they chatted, and the Chinese spectre continued to flit about, and the deeps of the human spirit were more and more unveiled.

There was a big organ in the cathedral, a fancy modern one that played itself when you inserted a roll of paper and pressed a button. It played all the latest jazz hits from Broadway, and everyone started dancing. Vee Tracy approached Bunny and said, “My doctor only lets me have one drink during the evening, and I’d like a sober partner.” Bunny was happy to help, and they had a great time. He danced with his hostess and the blonde beauty, Bessie Barrie. In between dances, they chatted, while the mysterious figure kept floating around, revealing more and more about the depths of the human spirit.

In front of Bunny stood Tommy Paley, super-director, handsome, immaculate if slightly ruffled, flushed of face, and steady upon his legs if not in his thoughts. “Look here, Ross,” he said, “I want you to tell me something.”

In front of Bunny stood Tommy Paley, the super-director, good-looking, impeccably dressed but slightly disheveled, red-faced, and stable on his feet even if his mind was racing. “Hey, Ross,” he said, “I need you to tell me something.”

“What is it?”

“What’s up?”

“I want to know what it’s all about.”

“I want to know what it's all about.”

“What, Mr. Paley?”

"What is it, Mr. Paley?"

“Life! What the hell are we here for, and where do we go when we get through?”

“Life! What the heck are we here for, and where do we go when it's over?”

“If I knew,” said Bunny, “I would surely tell you.”

“If I knew,” Bunny said, “I would definitely tell you.”

“But, lookit, man, I thought you went to college! I never got any education, I was a newsboy and all that. But I thought when a fellow’s read a lotta books and goes to college—”

“But, look, man, I thought you went to college! I never got any education; I was a newsboy and all that. But I thought when someone has read a lot of books and goes to college—”

“We haven’t got to it yet,” said Bunny. “Maybe it comes in the last two years.”

“We haven’t gotten to it yet,” said Bunny. “Maybe it comes in the last two years.”

“Well, by God, if they tell you, you come tell me. And find out, old son, what the hell we going to do about sex? You can’t live with ’em and you can’t live without ’em, and what sort of a mess is it?”

“Well, by God, if they tell you, you come tell me. And find out, kid, what are we going to do about sex? You can’t live with them and you can’t live without them, and what kind of mess is this?”

“It’s very puzzling,” admitted Bunny.

"It’s really puzzling," admitted Bunny.

“It’s the devil!” said the other. “I’d pay anybody ten year’s salary if they’d teach me to forget the whole damn business.”

“It’s the devil!” said the other. “I’d pay anyone ten years’ salary if they could help me forget the whole damn thing.”

“Yes,” said Bunny; “but then, what would you direct?”

"Yes," said Bunny, "but then, what would you say?"

And the super-director looked at him, bewildered, and suddenly burst out laughing. “By God, that’s so! That’s a good one! Ho, ho, ho!” And he went off, presumably to pass the good one on.

And the super-director looked at him, confused, and suddenly started laughing. “Oh my God, that’s true! That’s a good one! Ha, ha, ha!” And he walked away, probably to share the joke.

His place was taken by Harvey Manning, who was no longer able to stand up, but sprawled over a chair, and in a voice of the deepest injury declared, “I wanna know whoze been tellin bout me!”

His spot was taken by Harvey Manning, who could no longer sit up straight and slumped over a chair. In a voice full of indignation, he declared, “I want to know who’s been talking about me!”

“Telling what?” asked Bunny.

“What do you mean?” asked Bunny.

“Thaz what I wanna know. What they been tellin?”

“That's what I want to know. What have they been saying?”

“I don’t know what you mean, Harvey.”

“I don’t understand what you’re saying, Harvey.”

“Thass it! Why don’t you know? Why don’t you tell me? Mean say I ain’t askin straight? You think I’m drunk—that it? I say, I wanna know whoze been talkin bout me an what they been sayin. I gotta take care my reputation. I wanna know why you won’t tell me. I’m gonna know if I have to keep askin all night.” And accordingly he started again, “Please, ole feller, what they been tellin you?”

“That's it! Why don’t you know? Why don’t you tell me? You mean I’m not asking clearly? You think I’m drunk—is that it? I want to know who’s been talking about me and what they’ve been saying. I need to take care of my reputation. I want to know why you won’t tell me. I’m going to find out if I have to keep asking all night.” And so he started again, “Please, old man, what have they been telling you?”

But just then the Chinese spectre flitted past, and Harvey got up and made an effort to catch him, and failing, caught hold of a lamp-stand, slightly taller than himself. It was not built like the lamp-posts that he was used to clutching on street-corners; it started to fall, and Bunny leaped and caught it, and Harvey cried, in alarm, “Look out, you’re upsettin it!”

But just then, the Chinese ghost rushed by, and Harvey stood up to try to grab it. When he failed, he reached for a lamp stand that was a bit taller than him. It wasn’t like the lamp posts he usually grabbed on street corners; it started to tip over, and Bunny jumped to catch it. Harvey shouted, “Watch out, you’re going to knock it over!”

Then a funny thing happened. Bunny had noticed at the dinner-table a well-groomed man of the big Western type, polite and unobtrusive; the superintendent of the estate, and one of the few who kept sober. Now it appeared that among the duties of superintendent at a monastery was that of the old-fashioned “bouncer” of the Bowery saloon. He came up, and quietly slipped his arm about Harvey Manning; and the latter, evidently having been there before, set up an agonized wail, “I d’wanna go to bed! I woan go to bed! Dammit, Anderson, lemme lone! If I go to bed now I wake up in the mornin an I can’t have a drink till evenin an I go crazy!”

Then a funny thing happened. Bunny noticed a well-groomed man at the dinner table, the kind of big Western guy who was polite and not overly noticeable; he was the superintendent of the estate and one of the few who stayed sober. It turned out that one of the superintendent's duties at the monastery was to be the old-fashioned “bouncer” of the Bowery saloon. He approached and quietly put his arm around Harvey Manning; and Manning, clearly having been through this before, let out an anguished wail, “I don’t wanna go to bed! I won’t go to bed! Dammit, Anderson, leave me alone! If I go to bed now, I’ll wake up in the morning and I can’t have a drink until evening and I’ll go crazy!”

Against that horrible fate poor Harvey fought frantically; but apparently the material inside the shoulders of Mr. Anderson’s dresscoat was not the ordinary tailor’s padding, and the weeping victim was helpless as in the grip of a boa-constrictor. He went along, even while proclaiming loudly that he wouldn’t. “I’ll get up again, I tell you! I woan be treated like a baby! I woan come this damn place again! It’s an outrage! I’m a grown man an I got a right get drunk if I wanna—” and so his weeping voice died into the elevator!

Against that terrible fate, poor Harvey fought desperately; but it seemed that the padding in Mr. Anderson’s dress coat was not the usual tailor’s stuffing, and the crying victim was as helpless as if caught in a boa constrictor's embrace. He kept moving forward, even while shouting that he wouldn’t. “I’ll get up again, I tell you! I won’t be treated like a baby! I won’t come to this damn place again! It’s an outrage! I’m a grown man, and I have the right to get drunk if I want to—” and so his sobbing voice faded away into the elevator!

“Mr. Ross,” said Vee Tracy, “there are two cries that one hears at Hollywood parties. The first is, I don’t want to go to bed; and the second is, I do.”

“Mr. Ross,” said Vee Tracy, “there are two things you hear at Hollywood parties. The first is, I don’t want to go to bed; and the second is, I do.”

X

When Bunny made his appearance on Sunday morning, he had the Monastery all to himself. He breakfasted, and read the papers, which had been delivered from the nearest railroad station; then he went for a stroll, and renewed his acquaintance with the “reds” in the eagle cage. He walked down towards the ocean, and discovered a combination of fire-break and bridle-path, leading over the hills along the coast. He followed this for a couple of miles, until it led down to a long stretch of beach. The owner of the Monastery had erected a barrier here, with signs warning the public to keep out; there was a gate with a spring lock, and on the inside a board with keys hanging on it, and instructions to take one with you, so that you could return. Bunny did this, and continued his walk down the beach.

When Bunny showed up on Sunday morning, he had the Monastery all to himself. He had breakfast and read the newspapers that had been delivered from the nearest train station; then he went for a walk and checked in on the “reds” in the eagle cage. He walked down toward the ocean and found a path that combined a firebreak and bridle path, leading over the hills along the coast. He followed it for a couple of miles until it brought him to a long stretch of beach. The owner of the Monastery had put up a barrier here, with signs warning people to stay out; there was a gate with a spring lock, and inside was a board with keys hanging from it, along with instructions to take one with you to get back in. Bunny did this and kept walking down the beach.

Presently he came upon a Rhine castle, set upon one of these lonely hills; and in front of it, coming down to the water, a series of terraces and gardens. There were paths, and watercourses, “bridal-veil” falls, and fountains with stone-carved frogs and storks and turtles and tritons—all suffering from drought, for the water was shut off. You could guess that the owner was away, because the window-shades in the Rhine castle were drawn, and here and there throughout the gardens were great lumps of white sheeting, evidently wrapped about statues. Some of these were on pedestals, and some perched on the stone walls; and directly over the head of each hung an electric light.

He soon came across a Rhine castle perched on one of those lonely hills, with terraces and gardens leading down to the water in front of it. There were paths and waterways, “bridal-veil” falls, and fountains adorned with stone-carved frogs, storks, turtles, and tritons—all suffering from lack of water since it was turned off. You could tell the owner was away because the window shades in the Rhine castle were pulled down, and scattered throughout the gardens were large patches of white fabric, clearly covering statues. Some of these were on pedestals, and others were positioned on the stone walls; and just above each one hung an electric light.

It was such a curious phenomenon that Bunny took the trouble to climb into the garden, and lift up the hem of one of these sheets, and was embarrassed to discover the entirely naked round limbs of a large marble lady—presumably a Lorelei, or other kind of German lady, because you could tell by the shape of the cloth, and by feeling through it, that she had a goblet uplifted in one hand, and behind her head a thick marble rope, made by her braided hair. With golden comb she combs it, you remember, and sings a song thereby, das hat eine wundersame gewaltige Melodei; and Bunny was the fisher-boy whom it seized with a wild woe. He peered under half a dozen of the sheets, and counted the rest, establishing the fact that the gardens contained no less than thirty-two large, fat marble ladies with braided hair hanging down their backs. An amazing spectacle it must have afforded, at night when all the lights were turned on—and no one to behold it but seals! Yes; Bunny looked out over the sea, and there was not a sail in sight, but close to the shore were clusters of rocks, and on these the seals sat waiting to see if he were going to unveil the statues, and bring back the merry days before prohibition ruined America!

It was such a curious thing that Bunny made the effort to climb into the garden and lift up the edge of one of these sheets. He felt embarrassed to discover the completely naked round limbs of a large marble lady—probably a Lorelei or some other kind of German lady, since you could tell by the shape of the cloth and by feeling through it that she had a goblet raised in one hand and a thick marble rope, made from her braided hair, behind her head. With a golden comb she combs it, you remember, and sings a song thereby, das hat eine wundersame gewaltige Melodei; and Bunny was the fisher-boy whom it captured with wild sorrow. He peeked under half a dozen of the sheets and counted the rest, confirming that the gardens held no fewer than thirty-two large, plump marble ladies with braided hair cascading down their backs. It must have been an amazing sight at night when all the lights were on—and no one there to see it but seals! Yes; Bunny looked out over the sea, and there wasn’t a sail in sight, but close to shore were clusters of rocks, and on these the seals sat waiting to see if he would unveil the statues and bring back the joyful days before prohibition ruined America!

He returned to the beach, and walked on. The sun was high now, and the water tempting; there were more rocks with seals on them, and green-white breakers splashing over them, not high enough to be dangerous, but just enough to be alluring. Bunny made sure he was alone, and then undressed and waded into the water.

He went back to the beach and continued walking. The sun was high in the sky now, and the water looked inviting; there were more rocks with seals on them, and greenish-white waves crashing over them, not high enough to be dangerous, but just enough to be tempting. Bunny made sure he was alone, then took off his clothes and waded into the water.

The attention of the seals became riveted upon him, and with each step that he took, one of them would give a hump, hump, and get nearer to the water’s edge. Some of them were yellow, and some a dark brown, little ones and big ones, each of them enormously fat—having consumed his own weight in fish in the course of a day. As Bunny swam near, they slid silently off the rocks, politely yielding place to him; when he clambered onto the rocks, they would bob up and form a circle a few yards away, yellow heads and brown heads sticking out of the water, whiskers bristling and mild eyes staring. They were strangely human, a circle of foreign children, watching some visitor who does not know their language and may or may not be dangerous.

The seals focused intently on him, and with every step he took, one of them would let out a grunt and move closer to the water’s edge. Some were yellow, others dark brown, small ones and big ones, each incredibly plump—having eaten their body weight in fish throughout the day. As Bunny swam closer, they slipped silently off the rocks, politely making way for him; when he climbed onto the rocks, they would pop up and form a circle a few yards away, yellow heads and brown heads poking out of the water, whiskers twitching and gentle eyes staring. They had a strangely human quality, like a circle of unfamiliar children, observing a visitor who doesn’t understand their language and could be harmless or a threat.

California water is always cold, but California sunshine is always warm; so Bunny would swim for a while, and then approach a cluster of rocks, and watch the silent company hump themselves into the water. Whatever he wanted, they would yield to him, the superior being, and content themselves with the places he had left. The green-white seas splashed over him, and underneath their surface was a garden of strange plants, with anemones and abalones clinging, too tightly to be pried off by fingers. White clouds drifted by, making swift shadows over the water, and far out at sea a streak of smoke showed where a steamer was passing.

California water is always cold, but California sunshine is always warm. So Bunny would swim for a while, then approach a group of rocks and watch the silent company make their way into the water. No matter what he wanted, they would give way to him, the superior being, and settle for the spots he had left. The green-white waves splashed over him, and beneath the surface was a garden of strange plants, with anemones and abalones clinging on too tightly to be pried off by fingers. White clouds drifted by, casting quick shadows over the water, and far out at sea, a plume of smoke marked the path of a steamer passing by.

The world was so beautiful, and at the same time strange, and interesting to be alive in! What must it be like to be a seal? What did they think concerning this arrogant being who commandeered their resting places? Did they see the Rhine castle on the shore, or did they see only fish to eat, and how did they understand so clearly that they must not eat a man? Embarrassing if one of them should be a “red,” and rebel against the genial customs of the phocidae! Thus Bunny—just the same at the age of twenty-one as when first we met him, driving over the Guadalupe grade and speculating about the feelings of ground-squirrels and butcher-birds. He had completed in the meantime a full course at the Beach City High School, and half a course at Southern Pacific University, but neither institution had told him what he wanted to know!

The world was so beautiful, yet also strange and exciting to be a part of! What’s it like to be a seal? What do they think about this arrogant creature that takes over their resting spots? Do they notice the castle by the Rhine, or are they just focused on the fish to catch, and how do they know so well not to eat a human? It would be embarrassing if one of them acted out and went against the friendly customs of their kind! Just like Bunny—still the same at twenty-one as when we first met him, driving over the Guadalupe grade and wondering about the thoughts of ground squirrels and butcher birds. In the meantime, he had finished a full high school course at Beach City High School and half a course at Southern Pacific University, but neither place taught him what he really wanted to know!

XI

The young philosopher decided that he had had enough, and started to swim in; but then he noticed someone on horseback, galloping down the beach towards him. The figure was bare-headed and clad in knickerbockers, and appeared to be a man; but you never could be sure these days, so he swam and waited, and presently made out that it was Vee Tracy. She saw him, and waved her hand, and when she was opposite, reined up her horse. “Good morning, Mr. Ross.”

The young philosopher decided he had had enough and started to swim in, but then he noticed someone on horseback galloping down the beach toward him. The figure was bare-headed and dressed in knickerbockers and seemed to be a man; but you never could be sure these days, so he swam and waited, and eventually realized it was Vee Tracy. She saw him, waved her hand, and when she was right in front of him, pulled up her horse. “Good morning, Mr. Ross.”

“Good morning,” he called. “Is this part of the doctor’s prescription?”

“Good morning,” he said. “Is this part of the doctor’s prescription?”

“Yes, and it also includes swimming.” There was laughter in her face, as if she guessed his plight. “Why don’t you invite me to join you?”

“Yes, and it also includes swimming.” There was a smile on her face, as if she understood what he was going through. “Why don’t you invite me to come along?”

“It would embarrass the seals.” He swam in slowly, and stood with the waves tumbling about his shoulders.

“It would embarrass the seals.” He swam in slowly and stood with the waves crashing around his shoulders.

“It is the morning of the world,” said Vee. “Come out, and let us enjoy it.”

“It’s the morning of the world,” Vee said. “Come on out, and let’s enjoy it.”

“Look here, Miss Tracy,” he explained, “it so happens that I wasn’t expecting company. I am the way the Lord made me.”

“Listen, Miss Tracy,” he said, “I wasn’t expecting any visitors. I am just the way I am.”

“O ye sons of men,” she chanted, “how long will ye turn my glory into shame?” And she explained, “I once acted in ‘King Solomon’—a religious pageant. We had three real camels, and I was Abishag the Shunammite, the damsel who cherished the king and ministered unto him; and he sang to me, Rise up my love, my fair one, and come away. For lo, the winter is past, and the rain is over and gone; the flowers appear on the earth, the time of the singing of birds is come, and the voice of the turtle is heard in our land. The fig-tree putteth forth her green figs, and the vines with the tender grape give a good smell. Arise, my love, my fair one, and come away. Oh my dove, that art in the cleft of the rocks—”

“O you sons of men,” she sang, “how long will you turn my glory into shame?” And she explained, “I once acted in ‘King Solomon’—a religious performance. We had three real camels, and I played Abishag the Shunammite, the young woman who loved the king and served him; and he sang to me, Rise up my love, my beautiful one, and come away. For look, the winter is over, and the rain has passed; the flowers are blooming on the earth, the time for singing birds has come, and the voice of the turtle dove is heard in our land. The fig tree puts out its green figs, and the vines with their tender grapes smell sweet. Arise, my love, my beautiful one, and come away. Oh my dove, that are in the cleft of the rocks—”

He was near enough to see the imp of mischief dancing in her black eyes. “Young woman,” he said, “I give you fair notice. I have been in this water an hour, and I am cold. I was on my way out.”

He was close enough to see the playful spark in her dark eyes. “Young woman,” he said, “I’m warning you. I’ve been in this water for an hour, and I’m cold. I was about to leave.”

She continued, “Thy neck is like the tower of David builded for an armoury, whereon there hang a thousand bucklers, all shields of mighty men.”

She continued, “Your neck is like the Tower of David built for an armory, where a thousand shields hang, all shields of mighty warriors.”

He took a few steps, until the breakers barely reached his waist. “I am on the way,” he said.

He took a few steps until the waves barely reached his waist. "I'm on my way," he said.

“Who is this that cometh out of the water? My beloved is white and ruddy, the chiefest among ten thousand. His head is as the most fine gold, his locks are bushy—”

“Who is this coming out of the water? My beloved is radiant and healthy, the most outstanding among thousands. His head is like the finest gold, his hair is thick—”

“Fair warning!” he announced. “One—two—three!” And when she gave no sign of yielding, he strode out from the waves.

“Fair warning!” he called out. “One—two—three!” And when she didn't show any sign of backing down, he walked out of the waves.

“His legs are as pillars of marble, set upon sockets of fine gold; his countenance is as Lebanon, excellent as the cedars.”

“His legs are like marble pillars, resting on bases of fine gold; his face is like the finest Lebanon, impressive as the cedars.”

He stood confronting her, the water playing about his feet.

He stood facing her, the water splashing around his feet.

“Thou are beautiful, O my love, as Tirzah, comely as Jerusalem, terrible as an army with banners. Turn away thine eyes from me, for they have overcome me!”

"You are beautiful, my love, as Tirzah, attractive as Jerusalem, fearsome as an army with banners. Turn your eyes away from me, for they have conquered me!"

“If that’s in the Bible, I suppose it’s all right,” said Bunny.

“If that’s in the Bible, I guess it’s fine,” said Bunny.

“ ‘King Solomon’ lost a fortune,” said the lady on horseback, “so it’s the only pageant I was ever in, and it’s the only poetry I can recite. But I dare say if I had been in a Greek pageant I could quote something appropriate, for I read they used to run naked in the games, and it did not embarrass them. Is that true?”

“‘King Solomon’ lost a fortune,” said the lady on horseback, “so it’s the only show I’ve ever been in, and it’s the only poem I can recite. But I bet if I had been in a Greek performance, I could say something fitting, because I read that they used to run naked in the games, and it didn’t embarrass them. Is that true?”

“So the books say,” said Bunny.

“So the books say,” Bunny said.

“Well then, let’s be Greek! You are a runner, I have heard. Are you in training?”

“Well, let’s be like the Greeks! I’ve heard you’re a runner. Are you training?”

“Partly so.”

"Sort of."

“My beloved’s lips are blue and he’s got goose-flesh, so let’s have a race, you and my horse, and it’ll be a Greek pageant.”

"My lover's lips are blue and he's covered in goosebumps, so let's have a race, you and my horse, and it will be like a Greek festival."

“Anything to oblige a lady.”

"Anything to please a lady."

“Ready! Set!” she called sharply—and then, to his great surprise, pulled a little revolver from under her jacket, and fired it into the air. It was to be a real race!

“Ready! Set!” she shouted sharply—and then, to his great surprise, pulled out a small revolver from under her jacket and fired it into the air. It was going to be a real race!

He started at the rate of twenty miles an hour, or a little better, and heard the horse loping on the sand behind him. He did not know how long the race was to last, so presently he settled down to a long distance gait. He was warm again, and willing to investigate being a Greek. The sky was blue, and the clouds white, and the sea green, and the sand sparkling cold; truly, as the girl had said, it was the morning of the world!

He took off at about twenty miles per hour, maybe even a bit faster, and could hear the horse trotting on the sand behind him. He wasn’t sure how long the race would go on, so he eventually eased into a steady pace for the long run. He was warm again and open to exploring what it meant to be Greek. The sky was blue, the clouds were white, the sea was green, and the sand sparkled cold; truly, just as the girl had said, it was the morning of the world!

They came to a place where wagon-tracks came down to the beach, and there were fishermen’s boats, and three men had just shoved out through the breakers. They rested on their oars, to stare at this amazing spectacle, an entirely naked youth running a race on the beach with a woman on horseback. Their swarthy Italian or Portuguese faces wore broad grins, with white teeth showing. They knew about the Monastery, and this was the latest freak of the idle rich!

They arrived at a spot where wagon tracks led down to the beach, where fishermen's boats were docked, and three men had just pushed out through the waves. They paused to catch their breath and stared at the incredible sight of a completely naked young man racing along the beach with a woman on a horse. Their dark-skinned Italian or Portuguese faces broke into wide smiles, showing off their white teeth. They knew about the Monastery, and this was the latest stunt of the wealthy elite!

But then came a place where the highway came near to the beach. There were tents ahead, and automobiles parked, with canvas covers to protect them from the sun. There were people on the beach; and these, Bunny knew, would not be primitive foreigners, but ranchmen from the interior, having brought their families to spend Sunday away from the baking heat. They would have no toleration for the freaks of the idle rich, neither would they know about the customs of the ancient Greeks; they were sober, church-going people, the sort who formed the Ku Klux Klan, and punished fornications and adulteries by tarring and feathering and riding on a rail. But Vee had challenged Bunny, and he said to himself that it was up to her. Did she really want to be pagan and take the consequences?

But then they reached a spot where the highway was close to the beach. There were tents ahead and cars parked, covered with canvas to shield them from the sun. There were people on the beach, and Bunny knew they wouldn’t be exotic foreigners but ranchers from the interior who brought their families to escape the sweltering heat for the day. They wouldn’t tolerate the eccentricities of the wealthy elite, nor would they be familiar with the customs of ancient Greece; they were serious, church-going folks, the kind that made up the Ku Klux Klan, punishing fornication and adultery with tarring and feathering and riding on a rail. But Vee had challenged Bunny, and he told himself it was up to her. Did she really want to embrace a more hedonistic lifestyle and face the consequences?

He ran on and on. The tents came near, and he saw women stare, and then dive into shelter; he saw the men, not running away, nor turning their heads, but glaring with menace in their faces. What would they do? Seize the obscene intruder, and wrap him perforce in a blanket, and deliver him over to the police? Bunny’s quick mind leaped to the outcome—a streamer head across the front page of the “Angel City Evening Howler”—

He kept running. The tents got closer, and he saw women staring before quickly diving for cover; he noticed the men, not running away or looking back, but watching with angry looks on their faces. What would they do? Grab the inappropriate intruder, wrap him up in a blanket, and hand him over to the police? Bunny’s quick mind jumped to the conclusion—a headline across the front page of the “Angel City Evening Howler”—

STAR RACES NUDE OIL RED!

STAR RACES NUDE OIL RED!

Then suddenly he heard a voice behind him: “I give up! I’m going back!” So he whirled, and the horse whirled, and away they went, even faster than they had come, and both of them shaking with laughter in the morning of the world!

Then suddenly he heard a voice behind him: “I give up! I’m going back!” So he turned around, and the horse turned too, and away they went, even faster than they had come, both of them shaking with laughter in the morning of the world!

XII

The Greeks had never worn either trousers or shirts, and the process of getting into these garments did not lend itself to romantic or esthetic interpretations. Therefore Vee Tracy rode down the beach while Bunny dressed; and when he rejoined her, she was no longer Greek, but an American young lady upon her dignity, and it would have been bad taste to have referred to her crazy prank.

The Greeks had never worn either pants or shirts, and putting on these clothes wasn’t exactly glamorous or artistic. So, Vee Tracy rode down the beach while Bunny got dressed; and when he came back to her, she was no longer Greek, but an American young lady maintaining her dignity, and it would have been in poor taste to mention her wild stunt.

She was leading the horse with the bridle over its head, and Bunny walked by her side. “Did you notice that nightmare?” she said, as they passed the thirty-two Loreleis in their grave-clothes. “That was one of the dreams of old Hank Thatcher. You’ve heard of ‘Happy Hank,’ the California Grape-king?”

She was leading the horse with the bridle over its head, and Bunny walked beside her. “Did you see that nightmare?” she said as they passed the thirty-two Loreleis in their grave clothes. “That was one of old Hank Thatcher's dreams. You’ve heard of ‘Happy Hank,’ the California Grape King?”

“So that’s his place!” exclaimed Bunny.

“So that’s where he lives!” exclaimed Bunny.

“He dreamed of orgies, and kept half a dozen harems; his wife refused him a divorce to punish him, and when he died she covered up his dream as a kind of public penance.”

“He dreamed of wild parties and had six harems; his wife wouldn’t grant him a divorce as a way to punish him, and when he died, she hid his fantasies as a form of public atonement.”

“Nobody seems to see it but the seals.”

“Nobody else seems to notice it but the seals.”

“Oh, the papers were full of it; they would never pass up any news about the Thatchers. They send out a reporter once in a while. One time they had a scream of a story—the reporter had worn a suit of chain-mail under his trousers, and the dogs had torn at him in vain!”

“Oh, the newspapers were all over it; they would never miss a chance to cover the Thatchers. They send out a reporter every now and then. Once, they had an outrageous story—the reporter had worn chain-mail under his pants, and the dogs couldn’t get through it!”

“She sets dogs on them?”

"She sicking dogs on them?"

“That’s why nobody dares go up there to peek at the statues.”

"That’s why no one dares go up there to check out the statues."

“Good Lord!” exclaimed Bunny. “I peeked at half a dozen of them.”

“Good Lord!” Bunny exclaimed. “I looked at half a dozen of them.”

“Well, you were lucky. That’s why I carried this revolver along; they sometimes come onto the beach, and the neighbors make war on them.”

“Well, you were lucky. That’s why I brought this revolver; they sometimes come onto the beach, and the neighbors fight them.”

“Why doesn’t she put up a fence?”

“Why doesn’t she put up a fence?”

“She’s in a dispute with the county. She claims to own the beach, and every now and then she puts a barrier across it, and the county sends men at night to tear it down. They’ve been fighting it out for the past ten years. Also the state is trying to put a highway through the tract—it would save several miles of the coast route—but she has spent a fortune fighting them; she lives in that castle like a beleaguered princess in the old days—all the shades drawn, and she steals about from room to room with a gun in her hand, looking for burglars and spies. Ask Harve about it—he knows her.”

"She's in a fight with the county. She says she owns the beach, and every once in a while, she puts up a barrier across it, and the county sends people at night to take it down. They've been battling it out for the last ten years. Also, the state is trying to build a highway through the area—it would save several miles on the coastal route—but she's spent a fortune trying to stop them; she lives in that castle like a distressed princess from the old days—all the curtains drawn, and she creeps from room to room with a gun in her hand, looking for burglars and spies. Ask Harve about it—he knows her."

“Is she insane?”

“Is she crazy?”

“It’s a reaction from her life with her husband; he was a profligate, and so she’s a miser. They tell a story about him, he used to pay his hands in cash, and would drive about the country in a buckboard with little canvas bags, each containing a thousand dollars in gold. One time he dropped one bag and didn’t miss it; one of his hands brought it to him, and old Hank looked at the man with contempt, and put his hand into his pocket and pulled out a half dollar. ‘Here,’ he said, ‘here’s the price of a rope; go buy one and hang yourself’!”

“It’s a response to her life with her husband; he was a reckless spender, and so she’s become stingy. There's a story about him: he used to pay his workers in cash and would travel around the countryside in a wagon with small canvas bags, each holding a thousand dollars in gold. One time, he dropped a bag and didn’t even notice. One of his workers brought it back to him, and old Hank looked at the guy with disdain, then reached into his pocket and pulled out a half dollar. ‘Here,’ he said, ‘here’s enough for a rope; go buy one and hang yourself!’”

“So now she’s taking care of the money!”

“So now she’s in charge of the money!”

“Exactly. She pays all her bills by registered mail, and preserves the receipts, and insists on having a return receipt from the post office, and when that comes she files the two together, and when the receipted bill comes back, she files and indexes that. She won’t let a bookkeeper do it, because you can’t find any employees who can be trusted to attend to things properly. She spends hours poring over her business papers, and discovering other people’s carelessness and incompetence. She employs lawyers, and then she employs other lawyers to check them up, and then a detective agency to find out how the lawyers are selling her out. She’s convinced the county authorities are persecuting her, and that they’re all a lot of crooks—she mayn’t be so wrong in that. She’s lean and haggard, and wears herself to a skeleton roaming about the house, dusting the furniture and nagging at the servants because they won’t take care of things.”

“Exactly. She pays all her bills by registered mail, keeps the receipts, and insists on getting a return receipt from the post office. When it arrives, she files both documents together, and when the receipted bill comes back, she files and indexes that too. She won’t let a bookkeeper handle it because you can’t find employees who can be trusted to do things right. She spends hours going through her business papers, uncovering other people's carelessness and incompetence. She hires lawyers, and then hires other lawyers to check up on them, and then a detective agency to find out how the lawyers are selling her out. She’s convinced the county authorities are out to get her, and that they’re all a bunch of crooks—she might not be entirely wrong about that. She’s thin and worn out, exhausting herself in the house, dusting the furniture and nagging the servants because they don’t take care of things.”

The two walked on down the beach. “Up over that hill,” said Vee, “lives old Hank’s sister; he left her part of the estate, and the two women have quarrelled about the boundary line and the water-rights. Tessie Thatcher’s an old rake—hires men to work for her, and makes them her lovers, and writes them tootsie-wootsie letters, and then they try to blackmail her, and she tells them to go to hell, and they bring suit for unpaid salaries, and sell the letters to the newspapers, and they’re all published; but Tessie doesn’t care, she knows that nothing can hurt her social position, she’s too rich; and besides, she’s an old booze-fighter, and knows how to forget her troubles.”

The two strolled along the beach. “Over that hill,” said Vee, “lives old Hank’s sister; he left her part of the estate, and the two women have been fighting about the property line and the water rights. Tessie Thatcher’s a real piece of work—she hires guys to work for her, makes them her lovers, and writes them flirty letters, and then they try to blackmail her. She tells them to get lost, and then they sue her for unpaid wages and sell the letters to the tabloids, and they all get published; but Tessie doesn’t care. She knows nothing can damage her social standing; she’s too wealthy. Plus, she’s an old drunk and knows how to forget her problems.”

“My God!” exclaimed Bunny. “What property does to people!”

“My God!” Bunny exclaimed. “What property does to people!”

“To women especially,” said Vee. “It’s too much for their nerves. I look at the old women I meet, and think, which of them do I want to be? And I say, Oh, my God! and jump into my car and drive fifty miles an hour to get away from my troubles, and from people who want to tell me theirs!”

“Especially to women,” Vee said. “It’s too overwhelming for their nerves. I see the older women I come across and wonder, which one do I want to become? And I think, Oh my God! and I hop into my car and speed down the road at fifty miles an hour to escape my problems and the people who want to share theirs with me!”

“Is that what you were doing when the judge sent you to jail for a week?” laughed Bunny.

“Is that what you were up to when the judge sent you to jail for a week?” laughed Bunny.

“No,” she answered, “that was a publicity stunt, the bright idea of my advertising man.”

“No,” she replied, “that was a publicity stunt, a brilliant idea from my ad guy.”

CHAPTER XIV
THE STAR

I

Bunny went back to Angel City, and discovered that if he wanted to follow Vee Tracy’s program of dodging other people’s troubles, he had made a fatal mistake to get interested in a labor college! He went to see Mr. Irving, and found the young instructor up to his ears in the growing pains and disputes of the labor movement. All summer long his job had been interviewing leaders and sympathizers, and trying to get them together on a program. He had managed to get the college started, with three teachers and about fifty pupils, mostly coming at night; but it was all precarious—the difficulties seemed overwhelming.

Bunny returned to Angel City and realized that if he wanted to stick to Vee Tracy’s plan of avoiding other people's problems, he had made a huge mistake by getting involved with a labor college! He went to see Mr. Irving and found the young instructor deep in the challenges and conflicts of the labor movement. All summer, his job had been interviewing leaders and supporters, trying to unite them on a program. He had managed to launch the college with three teachers and about fifty students, mostly attending at night; but everything felt unstable—the challenges seemed insurmountable.

There were a handful of progressive and clear-minded men and women in the labor movement; and then there was the great mass of the bureaucracy, dead from the ears up; also a little bunch of extreme radicals, who would rather have no bread at all than half a loaf. The old-line leaders would have nothing to do with the college if these “reds” got in; on the other hand, if you excluded the “reds,” they would set up a clamor, and a lot of genuine liberals would say, what was the use of a new college that was so much like the old ones?

There were a few open-minded and progressive people in the labor movement, but then there was the large bulk of the bureaucracy, clueless as ever; along with a small group of extreme radicals who would prefer no bread at all rather than just half a loaf. The traditional leaders wanted nothing to do with the college if these “reds” were allowed in. On the other hand, if you excluded the “reds,” there would be an uproar, and many true liberals would question the point of creating a new college that was so similar to the old ones.

The labor movement had its traditions, having to do with getting shorter hours and more pay for the workers; and the old officials were bound by that point of view. The average union official was a workingman who had escaped from day-labor by the help of a political machine inside the union. Anything new meant to him the danger of losing his desk job, and having to go back to hard work. He had learned to negotiate with the employers and smoke their cigars, and in a large percentage of cases he was spending more money than his salary. Here in Angel City, the unions had a weekly paper, that lived by soliciting advertising from business men—and what was that but a respectable form of graft? When you took any fighting news to an editor of that sort, he would say the dread word “Bolshevism,” and throw your copy into the trash basket.

The labor movement had its traditions, focused on getting shorter hours and better pay for workers; the old leaders were tied to that mindset. The typical union official was a worker who had managed to escape day labor with the help of a political network within the union. Anything new to him represented the risk of losing his desk job and going back to hard labor. He had learned to negotiate with employers and enjoy their cigars, and in many cases, he was spending more money than he earned. Here in Angel City, the unions had a weekly paper that survived by getting ads from business people—and wasn’t that just a respectable form of corruption? When you brought any serious news to an editor like that, he would utter the dreaded word “Bolshevism” and toss your article into the trash.

And the same thing applied to the movement in its national aspects. The American Federation of Labor was maintaining a bureau in Washington, for the purpose of combatting the radicals, and this bureau was for practical purposes the same as any patriotic society; its function was to collect damaging news about Russia from all over the world, and feed it to the American labor press. And of course, if any labor man was defiant, and insisted upon telling the other side, he would incur the bitter enmity of this machine, and they would throw him to the wolves. There would be a scare story in the capitalist press, telling how the Communists had got possession of the plasterers’ union, or maybe the button workers, and the grand jury was preparing action against a nest of conspirators. The average labor leader, no matter how honest and sincere, shivered in his boots when such a club was swung over his head.

And the same thing applied to the movement in its national aspects. The American Federation of Labor was running an office in Washington to fight against radicals, and this office was essentially the same as any patriotic group; its job was to gather negative information about Russia from around the world and share it with the American labor media. And of course, if any labor figure was bold enough to express the opposing viewpoint, they would face severe backlash from this machine, and they'd be thrown to the wolves. There would be a sensational story in the capitalist press claiming that the Communists had taken over the plasterers' union or maybe the button workers, and that the grand jury was gearing up to take action against a group of conspirators. The average labor leader, no matter how honest and sincere, would tremble at the thought of such a threat hanging over them.

II

Also there was Harry Seager and his troubles. The Seager Business College had turned out a class of young men and women, thoroughly trained to typewrite, “All men are created free and equal,” and also, “Give me liberty or give me death.” And now these young people were going about in the business offices of Angel City, and discovering that nobody wanted employees to typewrite anything of that sort! In plain words these young people were being told that the Seager Business College was a Bolshevik institution, and the business men of the city had been warned not to employ its graduates. The boycott was illegal in Angel City, and if any labor men tried to apply it, they would be whisked into jail in a jiffy. But imagine Harry Seager asking, the district attorney to prosecute the heads of the Merchants’ and Manufacturers’ Association, whose campaign contributions had put the district attorney into office!

Also, there was Harry Seager and his troubles. The Seager Business College had graduated a class of young men and women, fully trained to type “All men are created free and equal,” and also, “Give me liberty or give me death.” Now these young people were out in the business offices of Angel City, finding out that no one wanted employees to type anything like that! In simple terms, they were being told that the Seager Business College was a Bolshevik institution, and business owners in the city had been advised not to hire its graduates. The boycott was illegal in Angel City, and if any labor leaders tried to enforce it, they would be thrown in jail in no time. But just think of Harry Seager asking the district attorney to go after the heads of the Merchants’ and Manufacturers’ Association, whose campaign contributions had gotten the district attorney elected!

Bunny went up to Paradise, and there was another bunch of grief. In preparation for the coming struggle over the wage-scale, the oil operators were weeding out the “trouble-makers,” which meant the active union men. And now for the first time, Ross Consolidated was following the policy of the rest. Ben Riley, one of the fellows who met in the Rascum cabin, had been told that he was no longer needed. They had too many men, the foreman had said, but that was a plain lie, because he had taken on half a dozen new men since. No, Ben was a Socialist, and had talked at meetings in Paradise, and distributed Socialist papers that showed the monstrous wastes in the oil industry, and the world-rivalry for oil which was to cause the next great war.

Bunny went up to Paradise, and there was another load of grief. In preparation for the upcoming battle over wages, the oil operators were getting rid of the “trouble-makers,” which meant the active union members. For the first time, Ross Consolidated was adopting the same approach as everyone else. Ben Riley, one of the guys who met in the Rascum cabin, was told that he was no longer needed. The foreman said they had too many workers, but that was a flat-out lie because he had hired half a dozen new people since then. No, Ben was a Socialist, and he had spoken at meetings in Paradise and handed out Socialist literature that highlighted the huge waste in the oil industry and the global competition for oil that was bound to spark the next major war.

It was Ruth who told Bunny about this; very seriously, with distress in her gentle eyes. “It’s a shame, Bunny, because Ben has got no place to go. And here he’s got a home, and a wife and two little girls.”

It was Ruth who told Bunny about this; very seriously, with worry in her kind eyes. “It’s a shame, Bunny, because Ben has nowhere to go. And here he has a home, a wife, and two little girls.”

Bunny was worried too; Dad had promised this kind of thing should not happen!

Bunny was also worried; Dad had promised that this kind of thing wouldn’t happen!

“Can’t you do something about it?” pleaded Ruth.

“Can’t you do something about it?” Ruth pleaded.

“Well, but Ben was a pumper, and that’s in the department of operation, and Dad only has to do with the development work. He wouldn’t butt in on the superintendent of operation.”

“Well, Ben was in charge of pumping, and that's part of operations, while Dad only deals with development work. He wouldn't interfere with the operations superintendent.”

“But then, ask him to give Ben a job on development.”

“But then, ask him to give Ben a job in development.”

“I’ll ask him, Ruth, but I know what he’ll say. If he undertook to make jobs for men that other departments want to get rid of, he’d make bad feeling. You know what a lot of fuss he makes about good feeling inside the organization.”

“I'll ask him, Ruth, but I know what he'll say. If he tried to create jobs for people that other departments want to let go, it would cause tension. You know how much he values a positive atmosphere within the organization.”

“Yes, Bunny, but then, what about Ben’s feeling, and all the men?” Ruth persisted, with that surprising force that gentle people sometimes display. Ruth did not understand abstract questions, she had no theories about the “class struggle;” but when it came to a human fact, a grievance, then she was possessed by it, and as determined as Paul. These men who came to the cabin to argue and discuss, they were all her friends, and if they did not get a square deal, something must be done!

“Yes, Bunny, but what about Ben’s feelings and all the guys?” Ruth pressed on, using that surprising strength that gentle people sometimes show. Ruth didn’t get abstract ideas; she didn’t have any theories about the “class struggle.” But when it involved a human issue or a complaint, she was all in and just as resolute as Paul. These men who came to the cabin to debate and talk were all her friends, and if they weren’t getting a fair shake, something had to change!

So here was Bunny, in his old tormenting position, watching a fight which he was powerless to stop, or even to mitigate! Ben Riley managed to get work on a ranch; he had to put in twelve hours a day, but all the same, he would come onto the tract at night and distribute his Socialist literature—and of course with a burning sense of bitterness, shared by his friends.

So here was Bunny, in his familiar frustrating position, watching a fight that he couldn’t stop or even ease! Ben Riley found work on a ranch; he had to put in twelve-hour days, but still, he would come onto the tract at night to hand out his Socialist literature—and of course, he felt a deep sense of bitterness shared by his friends.

Tom Axton was back in the field, at his organizing job, and he and Paul and Bunny had long discussions. Here in the oil workers’ union, just as in the labor college, there was the problem of what to do about the “reds.” You could never have any big group of workers without Socialists and Communists and I. W. W. among them—and all busily “boring.” Paul was endorsing the position of Axton, that the one thing in the oil industry was to save the union; all the workers must concentrate on that, and avoid every cause of division. To this the Socialists and the Communists made answer, all right, they would help; but as the struggle developed, the bosses would call in the police and the courts, and the oil workers, like all other workers, would find they could not stay out of politics, they would have to master the capitalist state. So far the Socialists and Communists would agree; but then would come the question, how was this mastering to be accomplished—and at once the two groups would be imitating the Menzies family!

Tom Axton was back in the field doing his organizing job, and he, Paul, and Bunny had lengthy discussions. Here in the oil workers’ union, just like at the labor college, there was the issue of how to handle the “reds.” You could never gather a large group of workers without Socialists, Communists, and I.W.W. members among them, all actively “boring.” Paul supported Axton’s view that the top priority in the oil industry was to save the union; all the workers needed to focus on that and steer clear of anything that might cause division. The Socialists and Communists agreed they would help, but as the struggle intensified, the bosses would involve the police and the courts, and the oil workers, like all other workers, would discover they couldn’t stay out of politics; they would have to take control of the capitalist state. The Socialists and Communists would agree on that point, but then the question would arise as to how this control would be achieved—and immediately, the two groups would start acting like the Menzies family!

The “Industrial Workers of the World,” as they called themselves, were a separate group, men who had been revolted by the corruption and lack of vision in the old-line unions, and had formed a rival organization, the “One Big Union,” that was some day to take in all the workers. They were hated by the regular labor leaders, and the newspapers represented them as criminals and thugs. When Bunny met one, he found a young fellow clinging to an ideal in the spirit of the early Christian martyrs. These “wobblies” were now being hunted like wild beasts under the “criminal syndicalism act” of California; every one who came into a labor camp or industrial plant was liable to be picked up by a constable or company “bull,” and the mere possession of a red card meant fourteen years in state’s prison. Nevertheless, here they were in Paradise; half a dozen of them had a “jungle” or camping place out in the hills, and they would lure workingmen out to their meetings, and you would see the glare of a camp-fire, and hear the faint echo of the songs they sang out of their “little red song book.” To Bunny this was romantic and mysterious; while to Dad and Mr. Roscoe and the managers of Ross Consolidated, it was as if the “jungle” had been located in the province of Bengal, and the sounds brought in by the night wind had been the screams of man-eating tigers!

The “Industrial Workers of the World,” as they named themselves, were a distinct group, men who were outraged by the corruption and lack of vision in the traditional unions and had created a competing organization, the “One Big Union,” intended to unite all workers one day. They were despised by the mainstream labor leaders, and the newspapers portrayed them as criminals and thugs. When Bunny met one of them, he found a young man holding onto an ideal like the early Christian martyrs. These “wobblies” were being hunted like wild animals under California's “criminal syndicalism act”; anyone who entered a labor camp or industrial site could be seized by a constable or company “bull,” and just having a red card could lead to fourteen years in prison. Still, here they were in Paradise; a half-dozen of them had a “jungle” or campsite in the hills, and they would invite workingmen to their meetings, where you could see the glow of a campfire and hear the faint sounds of the songs they sang from their “little red song book.” To Bunny, this seemed romantic and mysterious; to Dad, Mr. Roscoe, and the managers of Ross Consolidated, it felt as if the “jungle” was located in Bengal, and the noises carried by the night wind were the screams of man-eating tigers!

III

From these and all other troubles Bunny now had a way of swift escape, the Monastery. Nobody up there had troubles—or if they did, they didn’t load them onto him! “Make this your country club,” Annabelle had said; “come when you please and stay as long as you please. Our horses ought to be ridden, and our books ought to be read, and there’s a whole ocean—only watch out for the rip-tides!” So Bunny would run up to this beautiful playground; and sometimes Vee Tracy was there, and when she wasn’t she would turn up a few hours later—quite mysteriously.

Bunny now had a quick escape from all his troubles: the Monastery. No one up there had problems—or if they did, they didn’t dump them on him! “Make this your country club,” Annabelle had said; “come whenever you want and stay as long as you like. Our horses need to be ridden, and our books need to be read, and there’s a whole ocean—just watch out for the rip-tides!” So Bunny would rush up to this beautiful playground; and sometimes Vee Tracy was there, and when she wasn’t, she would show up a few hours later—quite mysteriously.

She was several years older than he, and in knowledge of the world older than he would be at a hundred. Nevertheless, she was a good playmate. It was her business to be young in both body and spirit—it was the way she earned her living, and she practiced the game all the time. She had to live hard, like an athlete in training, a pugilist before a battle. Who could tell what strange freak might next occur to the author of a novel, or to a “continuity man,” or a director dissatisfied with the progress of a melodrama? She would find herself tied upon a wild horse, or to a log in a saw-mill, or dragged by a rope at the end of a speed-boat, or climbing a church steeple on the outside. In ages past, in lands barbarian and civilized, the hardships of the ascetic life have been imposed upon women for many strange reasons; but was there ever one more freakish than this—that she might appear before the eyes of millions in the aspect of a terror-stricken virgin tearing herself from the hands of lustful ravishers!

She was several years older than him and had a depth of worldly knowledge that he wouldn’t gain even by turning a hundred. Still, she was a great playmate. Her job required her to be youthful in both body and spirit—it was how she made her living, and she practiced all the time. She had to live intensely, like an athlete training hard, or a fighter preparing for a match. Who could predict what bizarre situation the writer of a novel, a continuity person, or a director unhappy with a melodrama's progress might come up with next? She might find herself tied to a wild horse, or to a log in a sawmill, or being towed by a rope behind a speedboat, or scrambling up the outside of a church steeple. In times long gone, in both savage and civilized lands, women have faced the challenges of an ascetic life for many strange reasons; but was there ever a more bizarre reason than this—that she might be seen by millions as a terrified virgin trying to escape from the clutches of lustful attackers!

Anyway, here she was, a playmate for a young idealist running away from other people’s troubles. They would take Annabelle’s unused horses, and ride them bareback over the hills to the beach, and gallop them into the surf and swim them there, to the great perplexity of the seals; or they would turn the horses loose, and run foot-races, and turn hand-springs and cart-wheels—Vee would go, a whirlwind of flying white limbs and flying black hair, all the way into the water, and the waves would be no wilder than her laughter. Then they would sit, basking in the sun, and she would tell him stories about Hollywood—and assuredly the waves were no wilder than these. Anything might happen in Hollywood, and in fact had happened—and Vee knew the people it had happened to.

Anyway, here she was, a friend for a young dreamer escaping other people's problems. They would take Annabelle's unused horses and ride them bareback over the hills to the beach, racing them into the surf and swimming them there, leaving the seals quite baffled; or they would let the horses run free and have foot races, doing handstands and cartwheels—Vee would go, a whirlwind of flying white limbs and flowing black hair, all the way into the water, and the waves would be no crazier than her laughter. Then they would sit, soaking up the sun, and she would share stories about Hollywood—and those tales were definitely just as wild. Anything could happen in Hollywood, and in fact, it had happened—and Vee knew the people it had happened to.

Bunny would go away, and find himself haunted by a figure in a scanty one-piece bathing suit a figure youthful, sinewy but graceful, vivid, swift. It was evident that she liked him, and Bunny would wake up from his dreams and realize he liked her. He would think about her when he ought to be studying; and his thinking summed itself up in one question, “Why not?” Echo, in the form of Dad and Mr. Roscoe and Annabelle Ames and their friends, appeared to be answering, “Why not?” The one person who would have answered otherwise was Henrietta Ashleigh, and Henrietta, alas, was now hardly even a memory. Bunny was not visiting the blue lagoon, nor saying prayers out of the little black and gold books.

Bunny would leave and find himself haunted by a figure in a revealing one-piece swimsuit—youthful, toned yet graceful, vibrant, and quick. It was clear that she liked him, and Bunny would wake up from his dreams realizing he liked her too. He would think about her when he should be studying, and all his thoughts boiled down to one question, “Why not?” An echo, in the form of Dad, Mr. Roscoe, Annabelle Ames, and their friends, seemed to respond, “Why not?” The one person who would have disagreed was Henrietta Ashleigh, but sadly, Henrietta was now barely even a memory. Bunny wasn’t visiting the blue lagoon or praying from the little black and gold books.

Bunny would call Vee Tracy on the telephone, at the studio or at her bungalow, and she was always ready for a lark. They would go to one of the restaurants where the screen folk dined, and then to one of the theatres where the same folk were pictured, and she would tell him about the private lives of these people—stories even stranger than the ones made up for them. Very soon the screen world was putting one and one together in its gossip. Vee Tracy had picked up a millionaire, an oil prince—oh, millions and millions! And it was romantic, too, he was said to be a Bolshevik! The glances and tones of voice that Bunny encountered gave new echoes of the haunting question—“Why not?”

Bunny would call Vee Tracy on the phone, either at the studio or her bungalow, and she was always up for some fun. They would go to one of the restaurants where the movie stars ate, then to one of the theaters where those same stars were featured, and she would share stories about the private lives of these people—tales even crazier than the ones created for them. Before long, the entertainment industry was connecting the dots in its gossip. Vee Tracy had snagged a millionaire, an oil prince—oh, tons of cash! And it was romantic, too; he was rumored to be a Bolshevik! The looks and tones of voice that Bunny picked up on raised the lingering question—“Why not?”

IV

Sitting on the beach, half dug into the sand, and staring out over the blue water, Vee told him something about her life. “I’m no spring chicken, Bunny, don’t imagine it. When I came into this game, I had my own way to make, and I paid the price, like every other girl. You’ll hear them lie about it, but don’t be fooled; there are no women producers, and no saints among the men.”

Sitting on the beach, half-buried in the sand and looking out at the blue water, Vee shared something about her life. “I’m no young thing, Bunny, don’t get that idea. When I got into this business, I had my own path to follow, and I paid the price, just like every other girl. You’ll hear them lie about it, but don’t be tricked; there are no female producers, and no saints among the men.”

Bunny thought it over. “Can’t they be satisfied with finding a good actress?”

Bunny contemplated this. “Why can’t they just be happy with finding a good actress?”

“She can be a good actress in the day-time, and a good mistress at night; the man can have both, and he takes them.”

“She can be a great actress during the day and an amazing lover at night; a man can have both, and he chooses to enjoy them.”

“It sounds rather ghastly,” said the other.

“It sounds pretty terrible,” said the other.

“I’ll tell you how it is, there’s such fierce competition in this game, if you’re going to get ahead, nothing else matters, nothing else is real. I know it was that way with me; I hung round the doors of the studios—I was only fifteen—and I starved and yearned, till I’d have slept with the devil to get inside.”

“I’ll be honest, there’s intense competition in this industry. If you want to succeed, nothing else matters; nothing else is real. That’s how it was for me; I loitered around the studio doors—I was just fifteen—and I struggled and longed so much that I would have done anything to get in.”

She sat, staring before her, and Bunny, watching her out of the corner of his eye, saw that her face was grim.

She sat, staring ahead, and Bunny, glancing at her from the side, noticed that her face looked serious.

“There’s this to remember too,” she added; “a girl meets a man that has a wad of money, and can take her out in a big car, and buy her a good meal, and a lot of pretty clothes, and set her up in a bungalow, and he’s a mighty big man to her, it’s easy to think he’s something wonderful. It’s all right for moralists to sniff, that don’t know anything about it; but the plain truth is, the man that came with the cash and offered me my first real start in a picture—he was just about the same as a god to me, and it was only decent to give him what he wanted. I had to live with him a few months, before I knew he was a fat-headed fool.”

“There’s something else to keep in mind,” she added. “A girl meets a guy who has a lot of cash, can take her out in a nice car, buy her a great meal, and get her a bunch of nice clothes, and set her up in a nice place, and he seems really important to her. It’s easy for moralists to look down their noses, acting like they know everything; but the simple truth is, the guy who came with the money and offered me my first real opportunity in acting—he seemed pretty much like a god to me, and it felt right to give him what he wanted. I had to live with him for a few months before I realized he was just a big-headed fool.”

There was a silence. “I suppose,” said Vee, “you’re wondering why I tell you this. I’m safe now, I’ve got some money in the bank, and I might set up for a lady—put on swank and forget the ugly past. If I’d told you I was an innocent virgin, how would you have known? But I said to myself, ‘By God, if having money means anything to me, it means I don’t have to lie any more.’ ”

There was silence. “I guess,” Vee said, “you’re wondering why I’m telling you this. I’m safe now, I’ve got some money in the bank, and I might settle down with a lady—dress up and forget the ugly past. If I had told you I was an innocent virgin, how would you have known? But I thought to myself, ‘Honestly, if having money means anything to me, it means I don’t have to lie anymore.’”

Said Bunny: “I know a man that says that. It made a great impression on me. I’d never known anybody like it before.”

Said Bunny: “I know a guy who says that. It really stuck with me. I’d never met anyone like that before.”

“Well, it makes you into a kind of savage. I’ve got an awful reputation in the picture world—has anybody told you?”

“Well, it turns you into a bit of a savage. I’ve got a terrible reputation in the film world—has anyone mentioned that to you?”

“Not very much,” he answered.

"Not much," he replied.

She looked at him sharply. “What have they told you? All about Robbie Warden, I suppose?”

She looked at him sharply. “What did they tell you? All about Robbie Warden, I guess?”

“Hardly all,” he smiled. “I heard you’d been in love with him, and that you’d sort of been in mourning ever since.”

“Not at all,” he smiled. “I heard you were in love with him, and that you’ve kind of been grieving ever since.”

“I made a fool of myself twice over a man; Robbie was the last time, and believe me, it’s going to stay the last. He put up the money for the best picture I ever made, and he was handsome as a god, and he begged me to marry him, and I really meant to do it; but all the time he was fooling with two or three other women, and one of them shot him, so that was the end of my bright young dream. No, I’m not in mourning, I’m in rejoicing because I missed a lot of trouble. But if I’m a bit cynical about love, and a bit unrefined in my language, you can figure it out.”

“I made a complete fool of myself over a guy twice; Robbie was the last one, and trust me, it's definitely going to stay the last. He financed the best movie I ever made, he was as handsome as they come, and he asked me to marry him, and I genuinely intended to say yes; but the whole time, he was messing around with two or three other women, and one of them shot him, so that was the end of my bright young dream. No, I’m not grieving, I’m celebrating because I avoided a lot of drama. But if I seem a little cynical about love, and if my language is a bit rough, you can understand why.”

And Vee shook the mountain of sand off her bare legs and stood up. “Here’s how I keep off the fat,” she said, and put her hands down on the sand where it was wet and firm, and stood the rest of herself upon them, her slender white limbs going straight up, and her face, upside down, laughing at Bunny; in that position she walked by slow handsteps down to the water, and then threw herself over in the other half of a handspring, and lighted on her feet and dashed into the breakers. “Come on in! The water’s fine!”

And Vee shook the sand off her bare legs and stood up. “Here’s how I stay fit,” she said, placing her hands on the wet, firm sand, balancing the rest of her body on them, her slender white limbs reaching straight up, and her face, upside down, laughing at Bunny; in that position, she moved down to the water with slow handsteps, then jumped over in the other half of a handspring, landed on her feet, and dashed into the waves. “Come on in! The water’s great!”

V

Bunny thought over this conversation, and learned from it his usual lesson of humility. Vee had had to fight for her success; whereas he had never had to fight for anything. If he wanted a moving picture career, Dad would arrange it for him, the studio doors would fly open. And the same with any other sort of career he could think of. How could he afford to pass judgment on anybody?

Bunny reflected on this conversation and took away his usual lesson of humility. Vee had to struggle for her success, while he had never had to fight for anything. If he wanted a career in film, his dad would make it happen for him, and the studio doors would swing wide open. The same went for any other career he could consider. How could he possibly judge anyone?

Also, while he listened to Vee Tracy, he had the memory of Eunice Hoyt to keep him humble. No, people didn’t know what was right about sex; or at any rate, if they did, they didn’t make it clear. It was disagreeable to have to think about so many other men; but then, too, it helped to clear the atmosphere. She wouldn’t expect to marry him right off; there were marriages among the screen people, but apparently not until they had made sure they were happy. Also, it enabled Bunny to be certain that Vee would not be shocked by the knowledge that she was haunting his dreams.

Also, while he listened to Vee Tracy, he had the memory of Eunice Hoyt to keep him grounded. People really didn’t understand what was right about sex; or, if they did, they didn’t make it obvious. It was unpleasant to have to think about so many other guys; but on the flip side, it helped lighten the mood. She wouldn’t expect him to marry her right away; there were marriages among the people in the industry, but apparently not until they were sure they were happy. Plus, it let Bunny know that Vee wouldn’t be surprised to find out that she was on his mind.

They were at the Monastery, and had been dancing, and went out upon one of the loggias, or platforms, or terraces, or whatever you call the outside of a cathedral. There was a moon shining down—the same that had shone on Bunny and Eunice, and on Bunny and Nina Goodrich. There was organ music inside, and the scent of flowers outside, and Bunny was thinking to himself, “What am I going to do about this?” It couldn’t go on, that was certain; he had got so that he was trembling all over. And yet, somehow, he seemed to be tongue-tied. So far, all the girls had had to propose to him, and it was quite absurd. What the dickens was the matter with him?

They were at the monastery, having just danced, and stepped out onto one of the loggias, terraces, or whatever you call the outside of a cathedral. The moon was shining down—the same one that had lit up Bunny and Eunice, and Bunny and Nina Goodrich. There was organ music playing inside, and the scent of flowers wafting outside, and Bunny was thinking to himself, “What am I going to do about this?” It couldn’t continue, that was for sure; he felt like he was trembling all over. And yet, somehow, he felt completely at a loss for words. So far, all the girls had had to make the first move towards him, and it was just ridiculous. What on earth was wrong with him?

In a faltering voice he suggested, “Let’s dance.” Vee stood up, and he stood up; they had danced out onto this loggia, or terrace or platform, and now they would dance back, and he would be, literally, just where he had been before. No, that wouldn’t do! He had a sudden fit of desperation; and instead of the particular kind of embrace which has to do with dancing, he put his arms about her in a way that made it impossible for her to dance. This was a crude procedure, no credit to a junior classman and leader of fashion in a high-toned university. Bunny knew it, and was in a panic. She would not understand—she would be angry, and send him away!

In a shaky voice, he suggested, “Let’s dance.” Vee stood up, and he got up too; they had danced out onto this loggia, or terrace or platform, and now they would dance back, and he would be, literally, right where he had been before. No, that wouldn’t work! He suddenly felt a wave of desperation; and instead of the usual embrace that goes with dancing, he wrapped his arms around her in a way that made it impossible for her to dance. It was a clumsy move, not fitting for a junior classman and trendsetter at an elite university. Bunny realized it and panicked. She wouldn’t understand—she would get mad and send him away!

But no, she was not angry; and somehow, she was able to understand. There is an old saying, that fingers were made before forks, and in the same way it is true that embraces were made a long time before words. Bunny became aware that his clasp was being returned—and by a pair of capable arms, that were able to hold a girl upside down in the air and carry her into the surf! It was all right! “Oh, Vee!” he whispered. “Then you do care for me!” Her lips met his, and they stood there in the moonlight, locked together, while the organ music rose to a shout.

But no, she wasn't angry; and somehow, she was able to understand. There's an old saying that fingers were made before forks, and in the same way, it's true that hugs came long before words. Bunny realized that his embrace was being returned—and by a pair of strong arms that could lift a girl upside down in the air and carry her into the waves! It was all good! “Oh, Vee!” he whispered. “So you do care for me!” Their lips met, and they stood there in the moonlight, wrapped up in each other while the organ music swelled loudly.

“Vee, I was so scared!” And she laughed. “You silly boy!” But suddenly she drew back her head.

“Vee, I was so scared!” And she laughed. “You silly boy!” But suddenly, she pulled her head

“Bunny, I want to talk to you. There’s something I must say. Let me go, and sit down, please—no, in that chair over there! I want us to talk quietly.”

“Bunny, I need to talk to you. There’s something important I need to say. Please let me go and sit down—no, over in that chair! I want us to have a calm conversation.”

There was fear in her voice, and he did what she asked. “What is it, Vee?”

There was fear in her voice, and he did what she asked. “What is it, Vee?”

“I want us to be sensible, and know what we’re doing. It seems to me hardly anybody I know can be happy in love, and I swore to God I never would get into it again.”

“I want us to be smart and understand what we’re doing. It seems like hardly anyone I know can be happy in love, and I promised myself I would never get into it again.”

“You’ll have to get a new God!” Bunny had managed to recover the use of his tongue.

“You’ll need to find a new God!” Bunny had managed to get his tongue back in working order.

“I want us to promise to be happy! Any time we can’t be happy, let’s quit, and not have any fuss! Let’s be sensible, and not go crazy with jealousy, and torment each other.”

“I want us to promise to be happy! Whenever we can’t be happy, let’s just walk away without any drama! Let’s be rational and not get caught up in jealousy or torment each other.”

“You’ll be a plenty for me,” declared Bunny. “I surely won’t make you jealous!”

“You’ll be more than enough for me,” Bunny said. “I definitely won’t make you jealous!”

“You don’t know what you’ll do! Nobody ever knows! It’s the devil’s own business—oh, you’ve no idea what I’ve seen, Bunny! You’re nothing but a babe in arms.”

“You don’t know what you’ll do! Nobody ever knows! It’s a messy business—oh, you have no idea what I’ve seen, Bunny! You’re just a baby.”

“You’ll be good to me, Vee, and raise me up!”

“You’ll treat me well, Vee, and lift me up!”

“How do you know what I’ll do? How do you know anything about me? You want me, without really knowing what I am or what I’ll do! I could have told you a million lies, and how would you have known? The next woman that comes along will tell you a million and one, and how will you know about her?”

“How do you know what I’ll do? How do you know anything about me? You want me, without really knowing who I am or what I’ll do! I could have told you a million lies, and how would you have known? The next woman who comes along will tell you a million and one, and how would you know anything about her?”

“That’s too easy, Vee—you’ll tell me!”

"That's too easy, Vee—you'll spill the beans!"

He sank down on his knees before her, and took one of her hands, intending to comfort her; but she pushed it away. “No, I don’t want you to do that. I want you to think about what I’m saying. I want us to decide in cold blood.”

He knelt down before her and took one of her hands, trying to comfort her; but she pushed it away. “No, I don’t want you to do that. I want you to really think about what I’m saying. I want us to make this decision calmly.”

“You make my blood cold,” he laughed, “telling about the vamps of Hollywood!”

“You send a chill down my spine,” he laughed, “talking about the vamps of Hollywood!”

“Bunny, a man and a woman ought to tell each other the truth—all the time. They ought to trust each other that much, no matter how much it hurts. Isn’t that so?”

“Bunny, a man and a woman should tell each other the truth—all the time. They should trust each other that much, no matter how painful it is. Don’t you think?”

“You bet it’s so.”

“Absolutely, it is.”

“If that means they give each other up, all right—but they’ve no business holding each other by lies. Will you make that bargain, Bunny?”

“If that means they let each other go, fine—but they shouldn't keep each other trapped with lies. Will you make that deal, Bunny?”

“I will.”

"Sure thing."

“And I want you to know, I don’t want any of your money.”

“And I want you to know, I don’t want any of your money.”

“I haven’t got any money, Vee—it’s all Dad’s. That is the first painful truth.”

“I don’t have any money, Vee—it’s all Dad’s. That’s the first harsh truth.”

“Well, I don’t want it. I’ve got my own, and I’ll take care of myself. I’ve got a job, and you’ll have yours, and we’ll let each other alone, and meet when it makes both of us happy.”

"Well, I don’t want it. I’ve got my own, and I’ll take care of myself. I have a job, you’ll have yours, and we’ll give each other space, meeting up when it makes both of us happy."

“That’s too easy for a man, Vee!”

"That's way too easy for a guy, Vee!"

“It’ll be a game, and those are the rules, and if we break the rules, it’s cheating.”

“It’ll be a game, and those are the rules, and if we break the rules, it’s cheating.”

Bunny could assure her that he had never cheated in a game, and would not cheat in this one. So he overcame her fears, and she was in his arms again, and they were exchanging those ravishing kisses, of which for a time it seems impossible ever to have enough. Presently she whispered, “Some one will come out here, Bunny. Let me go in, and I’ll dance a bit, and then make my excuses and get away, and you come up to my room.”

Bunny could promise her that he had never cheated in a game, and he wouldn't cheat in this one either. So he put her worries to rest, and she was back in his arms, sharing those amazing kisses that felt like they could last forever. After a moment, she whispered, “Someone will come out here, Bunny. Let me go inside and dance for a bit, then I’ll make my excuses and sneak away, and you come up to my room.”

VI

Had anybody seen them in the moonlight? Or had Vee whispered the secret to Annabelle? Or was it just the light of happiness radiating from the eyes of the young couple? Anyhow, it was evident next day that the truth was out, and there was an atmosphere of festivity about the Monastery. Nobody went so far as to sprinkle rice on the pair, or to throw old shoes at them, or tie white ribbons to their cars; but there were friendly smiles, and sly jests, enough to keep the play spirit alive. Annabelle, of course, was enraptured; she had planned this from the beginning, she had picked this young oil prince for her friend from the day that Verne had told her about him. And Verne—well, you can imagine that when he started to make jokes on such a subject, nobody was left in doubt as to what had happened!

Had anyone seen them in the moonlight? Or had Vee whispered the secret to Annabelle? Or was it just the happiness shining from the eyes of the young couple? Anyway, it was clear the next day that the truth was out, and there was a festive vibe around the Monastery. Nobody went as far as to sprinkle rice on the couple, or throw old shoes at them, or tie white ribbons to their cars; but there were friendly smiles and playful jokes enough to keep the celebratory spirit alive. Annabelle, of course, was thrilled; she had been planning this from the start, having chosen this young oil prince for her friend from the moment Verne had told her about him. And Verne—well, you can imagine that when he started making jokes about it, nobody was left in doubt about what had happened!

Strangely enough, when Bunny got home, he found this spirit of orange blossoms and white ribbons in some mysterious way communicated to Dad. Could it be that Verne, the old rascal, had taken the trouble to telephone the news? Here was Dad, shining with satisfaction, and Bunny could read his every thought. Dad had met Vee Tracy, and liked her fine. A motion picture star—by golly, that was something to brag about! That was the right sort of career for a young oil prince—quite in the aristocratic tradition! Bunny would have something else in his mind now but this fool Bolshevik business!

Strangely enough, when Bunny got home, he found that the feeling of orange blossoms and white ribbons somehow reached Dad. Could it be that Verne, the old rascal, had taken the time to call with the news? Here was Dad, glowing with satisfaction, and Bunny could see exactly what he was thinking. Dad had met Vee Tracy and thought she was great. A movie star—wow, that was definitely something to brag about! That was the perfect kind of career for a young oil heir—just like the aristocratic tradition! Bunny would have something else on his mind now if it weren't for this silly Bolshevik nonsense!

Presently here was Dad trying to drop hints—with about as much tact as you would expect from a full grown rhinoceros! Had Vee Tracy been up at the Monastery this time? Say, that was a live wire, that girl! Verne said she got as high as four thousand a week; and that was no press agent money either. She had more brains than all the male dolls put together; she had money salted away, owned lots all over Hollywood. She’d come to Verne to ask his advice about Ross Consolidated, and he had told her to go the limit, and by golly, she had brought him a cashier’s check for fifty thousand dollars, and had got a block of the stock at the opening price, and now it was worth three times that, and Vee said that Verne had saved her from six rapings! Then the old rhinoceros went on and explained what Vee had meant—that she wouldn’t have to act in six pictures!

Right now, Dad was trying to drop hints—with all the subtlety of a full-grown rhinoceros! Had Vee Tracy been up at the Monastery this time? She was something else, that girl! Verne said she was making as much as four thousand a week, and that wasn’t just PR money. She was smarter than all the guys combined; she had savings and owned a ton of property all over Hollywood. She came to Verne for advice about Ross Consolidated, and he told her to go for it. Sure enough, she brought him a cashier’s check for fifty thousand dollars and snagged a block of stock at the opening price, which was now worth three times that. Vee claimed Verne saved her from six awful situations! Then the old rhinoceros went on to explain what Vee really meant—that she wouldn’t have to act in six films!

And then there was Bertie, who got the news at once because it happened that Charlie Norman’s bootlegger was in love with Annabelle Ames’ sister. Right away Bertie was curious to meet Vee Tracy, and ordered Bunny to bring her to lunch. Vee was uneasy about this—declaring that sisters always poisoned men against sweethearts. But Bunny laughed and said he had plenty of antitoxins against Bertie. So they met, and everything went off beautifully; Vee was humble, and anxious to please, and Bertie was the great lady, supremely gracious. That was according to the proprieties, for Vee was only an actress, while Bertie was in real “society,” her doings appearing in a sanctified part of the newspaper, where the screen people seldom broke in. After the luncheon, Bertie told her brother that Vee was all right, and maybe she would teach him a little sense; which, from a sister, was the limit of cordiality.

And then there was Bertie, who got the news right away because it turned out Charlie Norman’s bootlegger was in love with Annabelle Ames’ sister. Immediately, Bertie was curious to meet Vee Tracy and told Bunny to bring her to lunch. Vee was nervous about this—saying that sisters always poisoned men against their girlfriends. But Bunny laughed and said he had plenty of ways to handle Bertie. So they met, and everything went great; Vee was modest and eager to impress, while Bertie was the perfect hostess, incredibly gracious. That was how it was supposed to be since Vee was just an actress, while Bertie belonged to real “society,” with her activities appearing in the more respectable part of the newspaper, where movie stars rarely made an appearance. After the lunch, Bertie told her brother that Vee was decent, and maybe she could teach him a little sense, which, coming from a sister, was as friendly as it got.

So there they were, everything hunkydory. Bunny’s sleep was no longer disturbed by dreams; the dream had become a reality, and it was his. When they visited the Monastery, they were placed in connecting rooms; and when he went to visit Vee at her bungalow, the discreet elderly lady who kept house for her would quietly disappear. As for the moving picture colony, it said nothing more—having already said everything there was to say.

So there they were, everything was great. Bunny’s sleep was no longer interrupted by dreams; the dream had become a reality, and it was his. When they visited the Monastery, they were assigned connecting rooms; and when he went to see Vee at her bungalow, the discreet elderly lady who managed the house for her would quietly vanish. As for the movie colony, it had nothing else to say—having already said everything there was to say.

Bunny would call Vee on the telephone, and if it was a Saturday or holiday, they would make a date; but if it was a week-day, Vee would say, “No, Bunny, you ought to stay home and study.”

Bunny would call Vee on the phone, and if it was a Saturday or a holiday, they would set up a date; but if it was a weekday, Vee would say, “No, Bunny, you should stay home and study.”

He would answer, “Oh, bosh, Vee, I’m a whole week ahead of my classes.”

He would reply, “Oh, come on, Vee, I’m a whole week ahead of my classes.”

“But Bunny, if I make you neglect your work, your father will get down on me!”

"But Bunny, if I make you skip your work, your dad will be really mad at me!"

“Dad’s more in love with you than I am! He thinks you’re the brightest star in the movie zodiac.”

“Dad loves you more than I do! He thinks you’re the brightest star in the movie universe.”

“We just mustn’t overdo it, Bunny! Your conscience will get to troubling you, and you’ll blame it on me.”

“We just can’t go overboard, Bunny! Your conscience will start bothering you, and you’ll end up blaming me.”

“Dog-gone-it, Vee, you boss me worse than if we were Annabelle and Roscoe.”

“Seriously, Vee, you boss me around more than if we were Annabelle and Roscoe.”

“Well, let me tell you, if I manage to keep my oil prince as long as Annabelle has kept hers, I’ll count myself a lucky woman!”

“Well, let me tell you, if I can keep my oil prince as long as Annabelle has kept hers, I’ll consider myself a lucky woman!”

VII

Gregor Nikolaieff was back from his trip to Alaska, with more troubles for the conscience of a young idealist. Gregor was gaunt and hollow-eyed, like Paul returned from Siberia. Poor unsuspecting foreign youth—he had shipped on what the sailors call “the hell fleet of the Pacific,” and had found himself trapped in a desolate bay, walled in by mountains on one side and ocean on the other, housed in barracks whose floors were wet by the tides, sleeping in vermin-ridden bunks, and eating food like that fed to the inmates of county jails. No way of escape, save on ships that would not take you! While Bunny had been romping in the Pacific with Vee and the seals, Gregor had been near to drowning himself in the same ocean.

Gregor Nikolaieff was back from his trip to Alaska, and he brought with him more troubles for the conscience of a young idealist. Gregor looked thin and hollow-eyed, like Paul returning from Siberia. Poor unsuspecting foreign youth—he had joined what the sailors called “the hell fleet of the Pacific” and found himself trapped in a desolate bay, surrounded by mountains on one side and ocean on the other, living in barracks with floors soaked by the tides, sleeping in bug-infested bunks, and eating food similar to what you’d find in county jails. There was no way to escape except by ships that wouldn’t take you! While Bunny was having fun in the Pacific with Vee and the seals, Gregor was on the verge of drowning in the same ocean.

Also Rachel Menzies had come home, with more troubles; there was a strike of the clothing workers! Quite unforeseen and spontaneous—hundreds of workers, driven beyond endurance by petty oppressions, had walked out in the middle of a job; the movement had spread all over this Angel City, paradise of the “open shop.” The workers were crowding into the union offices and signing up, and a regular mass-struggle was under way. But Papa Menzies, one of the intellectuals among the strikers, a man of force and insight—Papa Menzies was sitting at home, with his frantic Hebrew wife clinging to his coat-tails and wailing that if he went out and took part in the strike, the police would get him and ship him off to Poland to be shot, and never to see his family again!

Also, Rachel Menzies had come home, with even more problems; there was a strike among the clothing workers! It was completely unexpected and spontaneous—hundreds of workers, pushed beyond their limits by small oppressions, had walked out in the middle of a job; the movement had spread all over this Angel City, the paradise of the “open shop.” The workers were crowding into the union offices and signing up, and a real mass struggle was underway. But Papa Menzies, one of the thinkers among the strikers, a man of strength and insight—Papa Menzies was sitting at home, with his frantic Hebrew wife clinging to his coat-tails and crying that if he went out and joined the strike, the police would catch him and send him off to Poland to be executed, and he’d never see his family again!

As a result of this strike, Rachel was not going to be able to come to college. Bunny, elegant young gentleman of leisure, who had never known what it was to need money in his life, could not understand this, and had to be told in plain words that Rachel’s family had been making sacrifices to get her an education, and all these plans were knocked out. Then of course Bunny wanted to get Dad to help; what was the use of having a rich father, if you couldn’t serve your friends in a pinch? But Rachel answered no, they had always been independent, and she would not think of such a thing; she would have to skip a term in the university.

As a result of this strike, Rachel wouldn't be able to attend college. Bunny, an elegant young man of leisure who had never needed money in his life, couldn’t understand this and had to be told plainly that Rachel’s family had been making sacrifices to provide for her education, and now all those plans were ruined. Then, of course, Bunny wanted to ask Dad for help; what was the point of having a rich father if you couldn’t assist your friends in a tough spot? But Rachel said no, they had always been independent, and she wouldn’t even consider it; she would have to take a semester off from university.

“But then you won’t be in my class!” exclaimed Bunny—realizing suddenly how much he needed an antitoxin for the dullness of Southern Pacific culture!

“But then you won’t be in my class!” Bunny exclaimed, suddenly realizing how much he needed an antidote for the dullness of Southern Pacific culture!

“It’s very kind of you, Mr. Ross,” she answered, sedately. “But perhaps you will come to the meetings of the Socialist local.”

“It’s really nice of you, Mr. Ross,” she replied calmly. “But maybe you'll come to the meetings of the local Socialist group.”

“But see here, really, I can get the money without the least trouble; and you don’t have to consider it a gift, you can pay it back when you want to. Won’t it be easier to earn money if you have a college degree?”

“But look, honestly, I can get the money with no trouble at all; and you don’t have to see it as a gift, you can pay it back whenever you want. Won’t it be easier to make money if you have a college degree?”

Rachel admitted that; she had meant to get a position as a social worker—she had come to this university because there were special courses which would make such a career possible. Bunny pleaded, why not take Dad’s money, with no strings to it whatever, and pay him back ten or twenty dollars a month out of her future salary. But Rachel was stubborn—some strange impulse born of her “class-consciousness.” He felt so keenly about it that without saying anything to her, he got into his car and drove to the home of the Menzies family. He had the address in his notebook, and it did not occur to him that she or her family might be embarrassed to have him see the way they lived—in a wretched slum district, crowded into a little three-room house on the back of a lot, without a shred of a green thing in sight. It was a rented place, Papa Menzies having put his money into Socialism, instead of into real estate and shrubbery. Bunny found him in a crowded front room, with furniture and books, and a job of sewing, and the remains of a meal of bread and herring, and the proofs of an article which he was getting ready for a strike bulletin, and a fat old Jewish lady rushing about in a panic, trying to put things away from the sight of this alarmingly fashionable visitor.

Rachel admitted that she had intended to become a social worker—she had come to this university because it offered special courses that would make that career possible. Bunny urged her to take Dad’s money, which came with no strings attached, and pay him back ten or twenty dollars a month from her future salary. But Rachel was stubborn—some strange impulse rooted in her "class consciousness." He felt so strongly about it that without saying anything to her, he got into his car and drove to the Menzies family home. He had the address in his notebook, and it didn’t occur to him that she or her family might feel embarrassed for him to see how they lived—in a poor slum district, cramped into a tiny three-room house at the back of a lot, with no greenery in sight. It was a rented place, as Papa Menzies had invested his money in Socialism rather than real estate and landscaping. Bunny found them in a crowded front room, filled with furniture and books, a sewing project, the scraps of a meal of bread and herring, and the proofs of an article he was preparing for a strike bulletin, while a plump old Jewish lady rushed around in a panic, trying to hide everything from the view of this distressingly well-dressed visitor.

None of that bothered the old man; he was used to confusion, and all wrapped up in the strike. He told Bunny about it, and read his article, a bitter statement of the grievances of the clothing workers. And then Bunny got down to the question of Rachel and her education, insisting that Chaim Menzies should persuade his daughter not to give up her career. Mrs. Menzies sat, staring with her large dark eyes, trying to understand; and suddenly she broke into a torrent of excited Yiddish, of which it was just as well that Bunny could not make out a word. For Mamma Menzies placed no trust in this handsome young goy, and put the worst possible construction upon his visit; he was trying to lure their daughter into sin, and maybe he had already done so—who could tell what sort of life she was living, with all these atheist and Socialist ideas in her head, and going to a college run by a lot of Krists!

None of that bothered the old man; he was used to confusion and was completely focused on the strike. He told Bunny about it and read his article, which was a harsh critique of the clothing workers’ grievances. Then Bunny got into the topic of Rachel and her education, insisting that Chaim Menzies should convince his daughter not to abandon her career. Mrs. Menzies sat there, staring with her big dark eyes, trying to understand; and suddenly, she burst into a flood of excited Yiddish, which it was probably for the best that Bunny couldn’t understand. Mamma Menzies had no trust in this handsome young man and assumed the worst about his visit; she believed he was trying to lead their daughter into sin, and maybe he had already succeeded—who could say what kind of life she was living with all those atheist and Socialist ideas in her head, attending a college run by a bunch of Christians!

Papa Menzies bade her sternly to hold her tongue, which according to the Hebrew law she was supposed to do; but apparently she took her Hebrew law with as many allowances as the Krists took theirs. In the middle of her torrents of Yiddish, Chaim thanked Bunny for his kindness, and explained that what was worrying Rachel was the hard time the family would have during the strike. If Bunny would help the family, then it would be easy for Rachel to help herself. So they shook hands, and Bunny went home to report to Dad that he had acquired the responsibility of supporting half a dozen Jewish clothing workers!

Papa Menzies told her firmly to be quiet, which according to Jewish law she was supposed to do; but it seemed she adhered to her Jewish laws with just as many exceptions as the Christians did to theirs. In the middle of her outpouring of Yiddish, Chaim thanked Bunny for his kindness and explained that what was worrying Rachel was the tough time the family would face during the strike. If Bunny could help the family, then it would be easier for Rachel to help herself. So they shook hands, and Bunny went home to tell Dad that he had taken on the responsibility of supporting half a dozen Jewish clothing workers!

VIII

Bunny was back at Southern Pacific. It was the line of least resistance; a nice, clean occupation, honorific and easy on the nerves. One who was good-looking and wealthy, and knew how to charm the professors, could get by with almost no work at all, and have abundant time to read Bolshevik propaganda, and watch strikes happen; also to sport about town with a moving picture star, to drive and dine and dance with her, and escort her to week-end parties of the Hollywood élite.

Bunny was back at Southern Pacific. It was the easiest route; a nice, straightforward job, respectable and low-stress. Someone who was attractive and rich, and knew how to charm the professors, could coast through with hardly any effort at all, leaving plenty of time to read Bolshevik propaganda and watch strikes unfold; also to hang out with a movie star, drive, dine, and dance with her, and take her to weekend parties with the Hollywood elite.

He might even have found time to visit the studio and watch her at work on her new picture; but she would not let him do this. She was too much in love with him, she could not concentrate with him looking on. Moreover, she said, her work was horrid, all pictures were horrid; Bunny wouldn’t like what she was doing. It was just a way she earned her living, and she had to do what other people told her; it was without any relation to life, and Bunny, who was serious and educated, would think it childish, or worse. She liked him to be serious, he was a dear and all that, and one of the few men who really could tell her something about the world; he must go on being like that, and not pay any attention to her pictures.

He might have even found time to visit the studio and watch her work on her new painting, but she wouldn't allow it. She was too in love with him; she couldn't focus with him watching her. Plus, she said her work was terrible, and all paintings were terrible; Bunny wouldn’t like what she was creating. It was just a way to make a living, and she had to do what other people told her; it had nothing to do with real life, and Bunny, who was serious and educated, would think it was childish, or worse. She appreciated his seriousness; he was great and one of the few guys who really could tell her something about the world; he needed to stay that way and not pay attention to her paintings.

It struck Bunny as a little mysterious; she protested too much. And before long he discovered the reason—in some of the gossip about the screen world which filled pages upon pages of the newspapers. Vee Tracy was working on a picture about Russia! She was to be a beautiful princess of the old regime, caught in the storm of the revolution, falling into the hands of the Bolsheviks, and making one of her famous “get-aways” with the aid of a handsome young American secret service man! Vee had been working on this picture for the past six months; and right in the middle of it, she had gone and got herself a “parlor Bolshevik” for a lover, and now was afraid to let him know what she was doing!

Bunny thought it was a bit strange; she was overreacting. And soon enough, he figured out why—some of the gossip about the film industry that filled pages and pages of the newspapers. Vee Tracy was working on a movie about Russia! She was set to play a beautiful princess from the old regime, caught in the chaos of the revolution, falling into the hands of the Bolsheviks, and making one of her famous “get-aways” with the help of a handsome young American secret agent! Vee had been working on this project for the last six months; and right in the middle of it, she had gone and gotten herself a “parlor Bolshevik” for a boyfriend, and now she was scared to let him know what she was up to!

Poor Bunny, he was making such earnest and devoted efforts to ride on two horses at once! And the horses kept getting farther and farther apart, until he was all but split in the middle! Here was this strike of the clothing workers, breaking in upon the peace of America’s premier “open shop” city. It was the climax of a series of disorders—first a walk-out of the street railwaymen, and then of the carpenters; it was evident that the program of the reds, “boring from within,” was having a terrifying success, and the thing had to be stopped, once for all. The city council passed an anti-picketing ordinance, which forbade anyone to even make an ugly face in front of a place where there was a strike. Since not all the clothing workers had faces of natural beauty, there was much infringement of this law, and very soon the papers were full of accounts of riots, valiantly put down by the police. A part of Bunny’s curriculum at the university consisted of having Rachel Menzies describe to him and the rest of the “red bunch” how girls who were doing nothing but walking up and down the street in pairs, were being seized by the police and having their arms twisted out of joint.

Poor Bunny, he was trying so hard to juggle two horses at once! And the horses kept moving farther apart, practically splitting him in half! Here was the clothing workers' strike, interrupting the peace of America’s top “open shop” city. It was the peak of a series of upheavals—first a walk-out by the streetcar workers, then the carpenters; it was clear that the reds' plan of “boring from within” was frighteningly effective, and it needed to be stopped once and for all. The city council passed an anti-picketing law, which made it illegal for anyone to even make a negative face in front of a strike site. Since not all the clothing workers had classically attractive faces, this law was frequently violated, and soon the newspapers were full of stories about riots bravely suppressed by the police. Part of Bunny’s coursework at the university involved Rachel Menzies explaining to him and the rest of the “red bunch” how girls who were just strolling along in pairs were being grabbed by the police and having their arms twisted out of joint.

Then one morning Rachel did not show up in class; next day came a note for Bunny telling him that Jacob Menzies had been clubbed almost insensible on the picket-line. Jacob was the “right wing” brother, the pale, stoop-shouldered one who had been earning his education by pressing students’ pants; and Bunny had so far departed from the safe rule of dodging other people’s troubles that he felt it his duty to drive over to the Menzies’ home, and have his feelings harrowed by the sight of Jacob Menzies in bed, pale as the sheets, and with a Hindoo turban wound about his head. There was Mamma Menzies, with tears streaming down her cheeks, wailing over and over one Yiddish word that Bunny could understand—“Oi! Oi! Oi!” Chaim Menzies, the father, was nowhere to be seen, because he had torn his coat-tails loose from his wife’s fingers, and was over at strike headquarters, doing his duty.

Then one morning, Rachel didn’t show up in class; the next day, Bunny got a note saying that Jacob Menzies had been beaten nearly unconscious on the picket line. Jacob was the “right wing” brother, the pale, hunched one who was paying for his education by ironing students’ pants; and Bunny had moved so far away from the usual rule of avoiding other people’s problems that he felt it was his responsibility to drive over to the Menzies’ house and be unsettled by the sight of Jacob Menzies in bed, as pale as the sheets, with a Hindu turban wrapped around his head. There was Mama Menzies, tears streaming down her face, repeatedly crying out one Yiddish word that Bunny could understand—“Oi! Oi! Oi!” Chaim Menzies, the father, was nowhere to be found, because he had torn his coat tails away from his wife’s grip and was over at strike headquarters, fulfilling his duty.

The next afternoon, coming out from his classes, Bunny saw on a newsstand the familiar green color of the “Evening Booster,” and his eye was caught—as it was meant to be caught—by flaring headlines:

The next afternoon, as Bunny was leaving his classes, he spotted the familiar green color of the “Evening Booster” on a newsstand, and the bold headlines immediately grabbed his attention—just as they were designed to do—by blaring headlines:

POLICE RAID RED CENTER

Police raid Red Center.

So Bunny purchased a paper—as it was meant that he should do—and read how that morning a squad from police headquarters had invaded the rooms of the clothing workers’ union, and taken off nearly a truck-load of documents which were expected to prove that the disturbance in the city’s industry was being directed and financed by the red revolutionists of Moscow. The officials of the union were under arrest, one of those apprehended being Chaim Menzies, “self-confessed socialistic agitator.”

So Bunny bought a newspaper—as he was supposed to do—and read how that morning a team from the police station had raided the offices of the clothing workers’ union and collected almost a truckload of documents that were expected to show that the unrest in the city’s industry was being orchestrated and funded by the communist revolutionaries from Moscow. The union officials were under arrest, and one of those detained was Chaim Menzies, “self-confessed socialist agitator.”

IX

So there was another job for Bunny. He didn’t know quite how to set about it, and Dad was on the way to Paradise, and could not be consulted. Bunny went to see Dad’s lawyer, Mr. Dolliver, a keen-witted, soft-spoken gentleman who had no sympathy with reds, but, like all lawyers, was prepared for any weird trouble his wealthy clients might bring along. He called up police headquarters and ascertained that the self-confessed socialistic agitator was to be arraigned the following day; bail would be set at that time, and it would be up to Bunny to have the cash on hand, or real estate to twice the amount. Bunny said he wanted to see the prisoner, and Mr. Dolliver said he knew the chief of police, and might be able to arrange it.

So Bunny had another job to do. He wasn’t quite sure how to handle it, and Dad was off to Paradise, so he couldn't be consulted. Bunny went to meet Dad's lawyer, Mr. Dolliver, a sharp-minded, soft-spoken guy who didn’t have any sympathy for leftists, but, like all lawyers, was prepared for any strange issues his wealthy clients might bring. He called up the police headquarters and confirmed that the self-confessed socialist agitator would be arraigned the next day; bail would be set at that time, and it would be Bunny's responsibility to have the cash ready, or real estate worth double the amount. Bunny said he wanted to see the prisoner, and Mr. Dolliver mentioned that he knew the chief of police and might be able to set it up.

He wrote a note, and Bunny went over to the dingy old building which had been erected to serve a city of fifty thousand, and was now serving one of a million. The chief proved to be a burly person in civilian clothing, smelling strongly of civilian whiskey; he requested Bunny to sit down, and summoned a couple of detectives, and began an obvious effort to find out all that Bunny knew about Chaim Menzies, and Bunny’s ideas, and Chaim’s ideas. And Bunny, who was growing up fast in an ugly world, gave a carefully phrased exposition of the difference between the right and left wings of the Socialist movement. Finding that he could not be trapped into indiscretions, and knowing that he was a millionaire’s son, and could not be thrown into a cell, the chief gave him up, and told one of the detectives to take him in to see the prisoner.

He wrote a note, and Bunny walked over to the rundown old building that had been built for a city of fifty thousand but was now serving one of a million. The chief turned out to be a hefty guy in ordinary clothes, reeking of whiskey; he asked Bunny to take a seat and called in a couple of detectives. He began a clear attempt to uncover everything Bunny knew about Chaim Menzies, as well as Bunny’s and Chaim’s opinions. And Bunny, who was maturing quickly in a harsh world, delivered a carefully worded explanation of the differences between the right and left factions of the Socialist movement. Realizing he couldn't be baited into making any mistakes, and knowing he was the son of a millionaire and couldn't be thrown in a cell, the chief let him go and instructed one of the detectives to take him in to see the prisoner.

So Bunny got a glimpse of his city’s jail. The old building was cracked, and had been condemned as a menace to life by half a dozen successive commissions; nevertheless, here it was, a monument to the greed of real estate speculators, who cared nothing about a city’s good name, provided only its tax-rate were low. The mouldy old place stank, and if you looked carefully, you might see vermin crawling on the walls. The prisoners were confined in a number of “tanks,” which were steel-barred cages holding thirty or forty men each, with no ray of daylight, and not enough artificial light to enable anyone to read. This city, so oddly named “Angel,” appeared anxious to cultivate all possible vices in its victims, for it provided them no reading matter, and no exercise or recreation, but permitted them to have cards, dice and cigarettes—and the jailers secretly smuggled in whiskey and cocaine to such as had money for bribes.

So Bunny got a look at his city’s jail. The old building was cracked and had been labeled a danger to life by several different commissions; yet, here it stood, a testament to the greed of real estate developers who didn’t care about the city’s reputation as long as the tax rate was low. The musty old place was foul-smelling, and if you looked closely, you might see pests crawling on the walls. The prisoners were kept in a number of “tanks,” which were steel-barred cages holding thirty or forty men each, with no natural light and not enough artificial light for anyone to read. This city, oddly named “Angel,” seemed eager to nurture all possible vices in its inmates, providing them with no reading materials, no exercise, or recreation, but allowing them to have cards, dice, and cigarettes—and the guards secretly smuggled in whiskey and cocaine for those who could afford to bribe them.

In one of these tanks sat Papa Menzies—on the floor, since there was no other place to sit. He appeared quite contented, having gathered round him the entire congregation of the cell, to hear about the struggle of the clothing workers, and how it was up to the toilers of the world to organize and abolish the capitalist system. When Bunny appeared, the old man jumped up and grabbed him by the hand; and Bunny said quickly, “Mr. Menzies, you should know that this gentleman with me is a detective.”

In one of these tanks sat Papa Menzies—on the floor, since there was nowhere else to sit. He looked pretty happy, having gathered the whole group from the cell to hear about the fight of the clothing workers, and how it was up to the workers of the world to unite and get rid of the capitalist system. When Bunny showed up, the old man jumped up and took his hand; and Bunny quickly said, “Mr. Menzies, you should know that this gentleman with me is a detective.”

Papa Menzies grinned. “Sure, I got notting to hide. I been a member of de Socialist party for tventy years. I believe in de ballot box—dey vill find notting to de contrary, unless dey make it. I have been telling dese boys vat Socialism is, and I vill tell dis gentleman, if he vants to listen. I have been helping de cloding vorkers stand togedder for decent conditions, and I am going on vid it de day I git out again.” So that was that!

Papa Menzies grinned. “Of course, I have nothing to hide. I've been a member of the Socialist party for twenty years. I believe in the ballot box—they won’t find anything against me, unless they make something up. I've been telling these guys what Socialism really means, and I’ll tell this gentleman if he wants to listen. I've been helping the clothing workers unite for decent conditions, and I’ll continue doing that the day I get out again.” So that was that!

And in the evening Bunny phoned to his father and told him the situation. Bunny had been accustomed to sign his father’s name to checks of any size, and had been careful not to abuse the privilege; but now he was proposing to draw fifteen thousand dollars, because they would probably fix the bail very high, in the hope of keeping the old man in jail until the strike had been broken. There was no risk involved, Bunny declared, for Menzies was the soul of honor, and would not run away.

And in the evening, Bunny called his dad and explained the situation. Bunny was used to signing his father's name on checks of any amount, and he had been careful not to misuse that privilege; but now he was planning to withdraw fifteen thousand dollars, because they would likely set the bail really high, hoping to keep the old man in jail until the strike was over. Bunny insisted there was no risk involved, because Menzies was completely trustworthy and wouldn’t skip town.

Dad made a wry face over the telephone—but what could he do? His dearly beloved son was ablaze with indignation, and insisted that he knew all about it, there was no possibility whatever that this old clothing worker might be a secret agent of the Soviet government, deliberately planted in Angel City to destroy American institutions. How Bunny could know such things Dad couldn’t imagine, but he had never known his boy to be so wrought up, and finally he said all right, but to have Mr. Dolliver send somebody to court with the money, so that Bunny would not get his name into the newspapers again.

Dad made a sarcastic face over the phone—but what could he do? His beloved son was furious and insisted he knew everything, claiming there was absolutely no way that this old clothing worker could be a secret agent for the Soviet government, intentionally sent to Angel City to undermine American institutions. Dad couldn't figure out how Bunny could possibly know such things, but he had never seen his son so worked up. Eventually, he agreed, but instructed Mr. Dolliver to send someone to court with the cash, so Bunny wouldn’t end up in the newspapers again.

X

The matter was handled as Dad ordered; the lawyer’s clerk went to court, and came back and reported that the prisoners had appeared, but Chaim Menzies had not been among them. His case had been taken over by the Federal authorities, because it had been discovered that he was born in Russian Poland, and it was proposed to cancel his naturalization papers and deport him. Chaim had been transferred to the county jail, another condemned structure, fully as dingy and filthy as the city jail. There was no longer anything you could do about it, because in these deportation cases the courts were refusing to intervene, holding them to be administrative matters. The Democratic attorney-general had failed in his effort to get the nomination for president by his campaign against the reds, but the machinery he had set going was still grinding out misery for guilty and innocent alike.

The situation was handled as Dad instructed; the lawyer's clerk went to court and returned to report that the prisoners had shown up, but Chaim Menzies was not among them. His case had been taken over by the Federal authorities because it was discovered that he was born in Russian Poland, and they planned to cancel his naturalization papers and deport him. Chaim was moved to the county jail, another rundown place, just as dirty and grimy as the city jail. There was nothing more you could do about it because in these deportation cases, the courts were refusing to get involved, claiming they were administrative matters. The Democratic attorney general had failed in his attempt to secure the presidential nomination through his campaign against the reds, but the system he set in motion was still causing suffering for both the guilty and the innocent.

So here was some real trouble for Bunny! Over at the Menzies home was Rachel, white-faced and pacing the floor, and Mamma Menzies wailing and tearing her clothing. It was impossible even to get word to poor Chaim—he was “incommunicado”; indeed, he might already have been put onto a train for the east. After that there would be no chance for him whatever—he would be dumped onto a steamer for Dantzig, and there turned over to the Polish “white terror.”

So here was some real trouble for Bunny! At the Menzies home, Rachel was pacing the floor, looking pale, while Mamma Menzies was crying and tearing at her clothes. It was impossible to even get a message to poor Chaim—he was “incommunicado”; in fact, he might already have been put on a train heading east. After that, he wouldn't have any chance at all—he would be put on a steamer to Danzig and handed over to the Polish “white terror.”

Bunny insisted that something must be tried, and so Mr. Dolliver called in a couple of still more expensive lawyers—at Dad’s expense—and they debated habeas corpuses and injunctions and other mystical formulas, and made out a lot of papers and tried this court and that, all in vain. Meantime, in response to frantic commands from his son, Dad broke the speed laws from Paradise; and when he arrived, there were Bunny and his Jewish girl-friend waiting on his front-porch. They dragged him into his den and made him listen to a disquisition on the difference between the right and left wings of the Socialist movement, with a complete description of the activities of a literature agent of the Socialist party. In the middle of it Rachel burst into tears, and sank down upon the sofa; and Dad, who was really no more able to stand a woman weeping than was Bunny, went over and patted her on the shoulder, and said, “There, there, little girl, never mind! I’ll get him out, even if I have to send a man to New York!”

Bunny insisted that they had to try something, so Mr. Dolliver hired a couple of even more expensive lawyers—at Dad’s expense—and they debated habeas corpus and injunctions and other complex legal terms, filled out a lot of paperwork, and tried various courts, all without success. Meanwhile, in response to his son's urgent pleas, Dad broke the speed limit from Paradise; when he arrived, Bunny and his Jewish girlfriend were waiting on his front porch. They pulled him into his den and made him listen to a lecture on the differences between the right and left wings of the Socialist movement, complete with details about the activities of a literature agent for the Socialist party. In the middle of it, Rachel burst into tears and sank down onto the sofa; Dad, who was just as unable to handle a woman crying as Bunny was, went over, patted her on the shoulder, and said, “There, there, little girl, don’t worry! I’ll get him out, even if I have to send someone to New York!”

So Dad stepped out and sped away in his car. That was about lunch-time—and a little before three o’clock of that same day, who should emerge from a taxi-cab in front of the Menzies tenement but Chaim himself, dirty and unshaven, but smiling and serene, and ready to continue his labors for his “cloding vorkers”! He hadn’t the least idea how it had happened; the keepers of the county jail had volunteered no information as they turned him loose, and Chaim had not stopped for questions. He never did know, and neither did his daughter, for what Dad told Bunny was strictly confidential, a bit of oil men’s secret lore.

So Dad stepped out and zoomed away in his car. It was around lunchtime—and a little before three o'clock that same day, who should get out of a taxi in front of the Menzies apartment building but Chaim himself, dirty and unshaven, but smiling and calm, ready to get back to his work for his "clothing workers"! He had no idea how it had happened; the jail staff had given him no information when they released him, and Chaim hadn't stopped to ask questions. He never found out, and neither did his daughter, because what Dad told Bunny was strictly confidential, a bit of oil industry insider knowledge.

“What did I do? I called in an old friend of ours, Ben Skutt.”

"What did I do? I called up an old friend of ours, Ben Skutt."

“Ben Skutt!” Bunny had not thought of their “lease-hound” for years.

“Ben Skutt!” Bunny hadn’t thought about their “lease-hound” in years.

“Yes, Ben is high up in this defense business now, and he did it for me.”

“Yes, Ben is really high up in this defense business now, and he did it for me.”

“What did you tell him?”

“What did you say to him?”

“Tell him? I told him one grand.”

“Tell him? I told him a thousand.”

“One what?”

"One what?"

“That’s bootlegger’s slang. I gave him five hundred dollars, and said, ‘Ben, go and see the man that’s got that old kike in jail and tell him to turn him loose, and then come back to me and I’ll give you another five hundred!’ ”

“That's bootlegger slang. I gave him five hundred dollars and said, ‘Ben, go talk to the guy who has that old guy in jail and tell him to let him go, then come back to me and I’ll give you another five hundred!’”

“My God!” said Bunny.

“Oh my God!” said Bunny.

And Dad took a couple of puffs at his big cigar. “Now you see why we oil men have to be in politics!”

And Dad took a few puffs from his big cigar. “Now you see why we in the oil business need to be involved in politics!”

XI

Besides completing Bunny’s political education, this incident was important to him in another way; it was the cause of Vee Tracy’s taking over the management of his life. Ross senior got the moving picture lady on the telephone that very evening, and he said, “Look here, Vee, you’re laying down on your job!”

Besides finishing Bunny’s political education, this event was significant to him in another way; it led to Vee Tracy taking control of his life. Ross senior called the movie lady that very evening and said, “Hey, Vee, you’re slacking off on your job!”

“How do you mean, Mr. Ross?”

“How do you mean, Mr. Ross?”

“My name is Dad,” said the voice, “and what I mean is that you’re not taking care of my son like I wanted you to do. He’s been a-gettin’ into trouble with these Bolshevikis again, and it’s all because you don’t see enough of him.”

“My name is Dad,” said the voice, “and what I mean is that you’re not taking care of my son like I wanted you to. He’s been getting into trouble with these Bolsheviks again, and it’s all because you don’t see enough of him.”

“But Mr.—Dad—I’ve been trying to make him study—I thought that was what you wanted.”

“But Mr.—Dad—I’ve been trying to make him study—I thought that’s what you wanted.”

“Well, you forget about him studyin’, that’s all bunk, it ain’t a-goin’ to do him no good, and besides, he don’t do it; he jist goes off to Socialist meetin’s, and he’d better be with you.”

“Well, you can forget about him studying; that’s all nonsense, it’s not going to help him, and besides, he doesn’t even do it; he just goes off to Socialist meetings, and he’d be better off with you.”

“Oh, Dad!” There was a little catch in Vee’s voice. “There’s nothing I’d like better! I’m just crazy about that boy!”

“Oh, Dad!” Vee’s voice caught a little. “There’s nothing I’d love more! I’m just crazy about that guy!”

“Well, you take him under your wing and keep him there, and if you can get him loose from these reds, I’ll remember you in my will.”

"Well, you look out for him and keep him safe, and if you can get him away from these radicals, I’ll make sure to include you in my will."

So after that Bunny found that he could have a date with his beloved at any hour of the day or night. She never told him the reason—no, her idea of truth-telling did not go that far! She let him think it was because of his overwhelming charms, and his male egotism was satisfied with the explanation. She would make feeble pretenses at resistance. “Oh, Bunny, Dad will think I’m wasting your time, he’ll call me a vamp!” And Bunny would answer, “You goose, he knows that if I’m not with you, I may be off at some Socialist meeting.”

So after that, Bunny realized he could hang out with his sweetheart anytime, day or night. She never explained why—no, her version of honesty didn’t go that far! She let him believe it was because of his irresistible charm, and his male ego was happy with that explanation. She would make weak excuses to act like she was resisting. “Oh, Bunny, Dad will think I’m wasting your time; he’ll call me a vamp!” And Bunny would reply, “You silly, he knows that if I’m not with you, I could be at some Socialist meeting.”

They were so happy, so happy! The rapture of fresh young souls and fresh young bodies, eager, quivering in every nerve! Their love suffused their whole beings; everything became touched with magic—the sound of their voices, the gestures of their hands, even the clothing they wore, the cars they drove, the houses they lived in. They flew together—the telephone girls were overworked keeping them in touch. Bunny became what in the slang of the time was known as a “one-arm driver”; also he studied the arts of cajoling professors and cutting lectures. His conscience was easy, for had he not done his duty by the Socialist movement, with that “one grand” of Dad’s? Besides, the strike was over, and the clothing workers had won a few concessions; the leaders had been released, and the promised “Moscow revelations” forgotten by the newspapers, and therefore by everybody else.

They were so happy, so happy! The excitement of fresh young souls and bodies, eager and trembling with energy! Their love filled them completely; everything felt magical—the sound of their voices, the movements of their hands, even their clothes, the cars they drove, and the homes they lived in. They soared together—the phone operators were swamped with calls to keep them connected. Bunny became what was slang for a “one-arm driver”; he also learned how to charm professors and skip lectures. He felt fine about it, because hadn’t he done his part for the Socialist movement with that “one grand” from Dad? Plus, the strike was over, and the clothing workers had secured some wins; the leaders were out, and the promised “Moscow revelations” were forgotten by the papers and everyone else.

Vee would still not let Bunny come to the studio where she was working. For the next picture, perhaps, but not this one; he and his Bolsheviks wouldn’t like it, and he must put off seeing it as long as possible. But all the rest of her time was his—every precious instant! The elderly housekeeper received a five-dollar bill now and then, and was deaf, dumb and blind. Vee’s room in the bungalow was upstairs, the only second-story room, open on all four sides, and with ivy wreathing its windows; inside it was all white, a bower of loveliness. Here they belonged to each other; and tears of ecstasy would come into Vee’s eyes. “Oh, Bunny, Bunny! I swore I’d never do this; and here I am, worse in love than I ever dreamed! Bunny, if you desert me, I shall die!” He would smother her fears in kisses; it was a case for the application of another old saying, that actions speak louder than words!

Vee still wouldn’t let Bunny come to the studio where she was working. Maybe for the next project, but not this one; he and his Bolsheviks wouldn’t like it, and he had to put off seeing it as long as he could. But the rest of her time was all his—every precious minute! The elderly housekeeper got a five-dollar bill now and then, and was deaf, dumb, and blind. Vee’s room in the bungalow was upstairs, the only room on the second floor, open on all four sides, with ivy draping its windows; inside, it was all white, a beautiful retreat. Here they belonged to each other, and tears of joy would fill Vee’s eyes. “Oh, Bunny, Bunny! I promised I’d never do this; and here I am, more in love than I ever imagined! Bunny, if you leave me, I’ll die!” He would drown her fears in kisses; it was a perfect example of another old saying, that actions speak louder than words!

There was no cloud in the sky of their happiness; except just one little cloud, no bigger than a man’s hand! Bunny did not see it at all; and the woman saw it for an instant or so, and then looked the other way. Oh, surely the rose will bloom forever!

There wasn’t a single cloud in the sky of their happiness, except for one tiny cloud, no bigger than a man’s hand! Bunny didn’t notice it at all; the woman spotted it for just a moment, then turned her gaze elsewhere. Oh, surely the rose will bloom forever!

XII

The hands of destiny, turning upon the face of the movie clock, had brought Vee’s hour of glory again. The great picture was ready, and once more she was on all the billboards of the city: “Schmolsky-Superba presents Viola Tracy in the twelve-reel Superspecial, ‘The Devil’s Deputy, Million Dollar Heart Drama of the Russian Revolution.’ ” The scene which ornamented the billboards disclosed Vee, as usual with her lingerie torn, crouching in the arms of the ineffably handsome young American secret service agent, and the agent presenting a revolver to a mass of tangled black whiskers, behind which hideous foreign faces lurked.

The hands of fate, moving on the movie clock, had brought Vee’s moment of fame once again. The big film was ready, and she was back on all the billboards around the city: “Schmolsky-Superba presents Viola Tracy in the twelve-reel Superspecial, ‘The Devil’s Deputy, Million Dollar Heart Drama of the Russian Revolution.’” The image on the billboards showed Vee, as usual with her lingerie torn, crouching in the arms of the incredibly handsome young American secret service agent, who was aiming a revolver at a tangled mass of black beards, behind which hideous foreign faces were lurking.

Also there was publicity in the newspapers, columns and columns about the picture, the authors of the book, the continuity man and the director and the writer of the titles and the artists and the decorators and the costumers and the musicians; but most of all about the star. Was it to be expected that the publicity man should drop no hint to the reporters about the fascinating young oil prince who had now become Miss Tracy’s most intimate friend? It had been expected by Bunny, and maybe by Dad, but assuredly not by anyone else. The reporters laid siege to the young prince, and sweet, sentimental sob-sister ladies sought to lure him into revealing how it felt to be the very, very dearest dear friend of such a brilliantly scintillating star of the movie heavens. One day it was rumored they were engaged to marry, and the next day they were not; and if they said nothing, the reporters knew what they ought to have said. And when Bunny would not give his picture, they snapped him on the street, and when he turned his face away, they gave it a jolly caption: “Oil Prince Is Shy!”

There was a lot of buzz in the newspapers—endless columns about the movie, the book's authors, the continuity person, the director, the title writer, the artists, the designers, the costume makers, and the musicians; but most of all about the star. Was it really surprising that the publicity guy didn’t drop any hints to the reporters about the charming young oil prince who had become Miss Tracy’s closest friend? Bunny expected it, maybe Dad did too, but definitely not anyone else. The reporters went after the young prince, and sweet, sentimental ladies tried to get him to talk about how it felt to be the very closest friend of such a dazzling movie star. One day it was rumored they were engaged, and the next day they weren’t; and if they kept quiet, the reporters knew what they should have said. When Bunny wouldn’t share his picture, they snapped photos of him on the street, and when he turned away, they captioned it: “Oil Prince Is Shy!”

“The Devil’s Deputy” was to have its “world premiere” at Gloobry’s Million Dollar Melanesian Theatre; and these “world premieres” are, as you may know, the great social events of Southern California. Searchlights search the clouds and bombs boom in the sky; red fire makes an imitation Hades in the streets, and kleig lights make day in the arcade which the million dollar Melanesians hold upright upon their naked shoulders. The crowds pack the streets, and swarms of burglars invade the city, because all the police department is required to make a pathway for the movie stars as they move in their appointed courses, from their shining ten thousand dollar limousines, across the sidewalk and through the arcade and under the million dollar portals. The kleigs glare upon them, and a dozen moving picture cameras grind, and flashlights boom, and the crowd surges and quivers and murmurs with ecstasy.

“The Devil’s Deputy” was set to have its “world premiere” at Gloobry’s Million Dollar Melanesian Theatre; and these “world premieres” are, as you might know, the major social events in Southern California. Searchlights cut through the clouds and explosions echo in the sky; red fire creates a fake Hades in the streets, and klieg lights turn the arcade into daylight, supported by the million dollar Melanesians holding it up on their bare shoulders. Crowds fill the streets, and swarms of thieves flood the city, as the entire police department is needed to clear a path for the movie stars as they move along their designated routes, from their gleaming ten thousand dollar limousines, across the sidewalk and through the arcade and under the million dollar entrances. The kliegs shine on them, and a dozen movie cameras whir, flashes go off, and the crowd surges, shakes, and murmurs with excitement.

Never in all human history has there been such glory; never have the eyes of mortals beheld such royal pageantry! Trappers and hunters have perished in the icy wastes of the arctic to bring the ermines and sables in which these queens are robed; divers have been torn by sharks to bring up their pearls from the depths of tropic seas, and miners have been crushed in the deep earth to dig their blazing diamonds; chemists have blown themselves up in search for their cosmetics and dyes, and seamstresses have grown blind embroidering the elaborate designs which twinkle upon their silken ankles. All this concentrated in one brief glory-march—do you wonder that heads are high and glances regal? Or that the crowd surges, and rushes wildly, and women faint, and ambulances come clanging?

Never in all of human history has there been such glory; never have people seen such royal pageantry! Trappers and hunters have died in the icy wastelands of the Arctic to bring the ermines and sables that adorn these queens; divers have been attacked by sharks to retrieve their pearls from the depths of tropical seas, and miners have been crushed underground to extract their dazzling diamonds; chemists have blown themselves up searching for their cosmetics and dyes, and seamstresses have gone blind stitching the intricate designs that shimmer on their silk-clad ankles. All this concentrated in one brief glory march—do you wonder that heads are held high and looks are regal? Or that the crowd surges, rushes wildly, women faint, and ambulances come clanging?

Inside the theatre, over the head of one of the million dollar Melanesians, is a huge megaphone; and as the great ones descend from their cars, a giant’s voice acquaints the audience with their progress. “Mr. Abraham Schmolsky is coming through the arcade. Mr. Schmolsky is accompanied by Mrs. Schmolsky. Mrs. Schmolsky wears a blue satin opera cloak trimmed with chinchilla, made by Voisin, just brought by Mrs. Schmolsky from Paris. Mrs. Schmolsky wears her famous tiara of diamonds. Mr. and Mrs. Schmolsky are now entering the theatre. Mr. and Mrs. Schmolsky have stopped to talk with Mr. and Mrs. Jacob Gloobry.”

Inside the theater, above the head of one of the million-dollar Melanesians, is a huge megaphone; and as the important guests arrive from their cars, a booming voice informs the audience of their arrival. “Mr. Abraham Schmolsky is walking through the arcade. Mr. Schmolsky is with Mrs. Schmolsky. Mrs. Schmolsky is wearing a blue satin opera cloak trimmed with chinchilla, designed by Voisin, which she just brought back from Paris. Mrs. Schmolsky is sporting her famous diamond tiara. Mr. and Mrs. Schmolsky are now entering the theater. Mr. and Mrs. Schmolsky have paused to chat with Mr. and Mrs. Jacob Gloobry.”

And so on and on, thrill after thrill—until at last, exactly at the sacred hour of eight-thirty, the supreme, the superthrill of the evening:

And so it continued, excitement after excitement—until finally, right at the important hour of eight-thirty, the ultimate thrill of the evening:

“Miss Viola Tracy is descending from her car. Miss Tracy is accompanied by her friend, Mr. J. Arnold Ross, junior, discoverer and heir-apparent of the Ross Junior oil field, of Paradise, California. Miss Tracy and Mr. Ross are coming through the arcade. Miss Tracy wears a cloak of gorgeous ermine furs; her slippers are of white satin, trimmed with pearls. She wears a collar of pearls and a pearl head-dress, presented to her by Mr. J. Arnold Ross, senior. Miss Tracy and Mr. Ross junior are in the lobby, shaking hands with Mr. and Mrs. Schmolsky and Mr. and Mrs. Gloobry”—and so on, until Miss Tracy and Mr. Ross junior are in their seats, and history is at liberty to begin.

“Miss Viola Tracy is getting out of her car. She’s with her friend, Mr. J. Arnold Ross Jr., the discoverer and heir to the Ross Junior oil field in Paradise, California. They are walking through the arcade. Miss Tracy is wearing a stunning ermine fur coat; her slippers are white satin, adorned with pearls. She has a pearl necklace and a pearl headpiece, gifts from Mr. J. Arnold Ross Sr. Miss Tracy and Mr. Ross Jr. are in the lobby, greeting Mr. and Mrs. Schmolsky and Mr. and Mrs. Gloobry”—and so on, until Miss Tracy and Mr. Ross Jr. are settled in their seats, and history is ready to unfold.

XIII

So Bunny saw the Russian picture. His beloved was the beautiful bride of a grand duke; the gestures, the kisses, the raptures of love, which had been rehearsed upon himself, were now lavished upon a magnificent, sharp-whiskered personage in a military uniform with many stars and orders. This personage was haughty but high-minded, and his grand duchess was the soul of charity; and oh, such lovely gentle peasants as she had to exercise her charity upon! How sweetly they curtsied, how charmingly they danced, and gathered to cheer and throw flowers after the grand ducal carriage! It was a beautiful, almost idyllic world—one was tempted really to doubt whether any world so perfect ever had existed on earth.

So Bunny saw the Russian picture. His beloved was the beautiful bride of a grand duke; the gestures, the kisses, the intense moments of love that he had once experienced were now being showered on a magnificent, sharply whiskered figure in a military uniform adorned with many stars and medals. This figure was proud yet noble, and his grand duchess embodied kindness; and oh, what lovely gentle peasants she had to share her kindness with! They curtsied so sweetly, danced so charmingly, and gathered to cheer and throw flowers after the grand ducal carriage! It was a stunning, almost idyllic world—one was truly tempted to doubt whether any world so perfect had ever existed on earth.

There was only one thing wrong with it, and that was a secret band of villains with twisted, degenerate faces, some of them with wild hair and big spectacles, others with ferocious black whiskers and knives in their boots. They met to concoct anarchist manifestoes, intended to seduce the sweet innocent peasants; and to make dynamite bombs to blow up noble-minded grand dukes. They drank in booze-dens, and grabbed women by the arms and man-handled them, right out before one another. There was no wickedness these creatures did not do, and their leader, with the face of a rat and the arms of a gorilla, made evident to the dullest mind why the picture was called “The Devil’s Deputy.”

There was only one thing wrong with it, and that was a secret group of villains with twisted, grotesque faces—some with wild hair and big glasses, others with fierce black beards and knives hidden in their boots. They gathered to create anarchist manifestos, meant to lure the sweet, innocent peasants, and to make dynamite bombs to blow up noble-minded grand dukes. They hung out in dive bars, grabbing women by the arms and manhandling them right in front of each other. There was no level of wickedness these creatures wouldn't stoop to, and their leader, who looked like a rat and had the build of a gorilla, made it clear to even the slowest person why the picture was called “The Devil’s Deputy.”

Then came the young secret service man, clean-cut, smooth-shaven, quick on the trigger. His job was to get messages from the American embassy to the American fleet, and later on to save the treasure of the embassy from the Bolsheviks. For of course you know what happened in Russia—how this band of villains with twisted faces rose up and overthrew the government, and killed the haughty but just grand duke with cruel tortures. It was, of course, the grand duchess that the Devil’s Deputy especially wanted; and first he chased her about the castle, and battered in the doors, and the young secret service hero dashed with her from room to room. Blood ran down his face from a bullet wound, but he carried her out of a window of the castle, and away they flew on horseback, over hills and dales covered with the familiar Russian eucalyptus trees.

Then the young secret service agent arrived, clean-cut, smooth-shaven, and quick on the draw. His job was to deliver messages from the American embassy to the American fleet, and later to protect the embassy’s treasure from the Bolsheviks. You know what happened in Russia—how this group of villains with twisted faces rose up, overthrew the government, and brutally killed the proud yet just grand duke with horrific tortures. Naturally, it was the grand duchess that the Devil’s Deputy specifically wanted; he chased her around the castle, breaking down doors, while the young secret service hero ran with her from room to room. Blood streamed down his face from a bullet wound, but he managed to carry her out of a window of the castle, and they escaped on horseback, flying over hills and valleys dotted with the familiar Russian eucalyptus trees.

And then presently they were trapped in St. Petersburg, and the Devil’s Deputy laid his foul hands on Vee, and tore her lingerie to shreds, as the billboards had promised you he would. But here came the hero with his automatic, and he held the mob at bay, while Vee behind her back made signals to a friend of the hero who was preparing one of the villains’ own bombs to throw at them—could you imagine more poetic justice than that? Vee and her savior fled, this time in a motor-car, over roads of the well-known Russian concrete, through the well-known mountains of the suburbs of St. Petersburg, and came to the River Neva, with its eucalyptus groves concealing a speed-boat. There was another mad chase, which ended in the capture of the agonized pair, and more tearing of Vee’s lingerie by the Devil’s Deputy.

And then they were stuck in St. Petersburg, and the Devil’s Deputy grabbed Vee and ripped her lingerie to pieces, just like the billboards said he would. But here came the hero with his gun, keeping the mob at bay while Vee secretly signaled to the hero's friend, who was getting ready to throw one of the villains' own bombs at them—could you think of a more poetic form of justice? Vee and her hero escaped this time in a car, driving over the familiar Russian concrete, through the well-known suburbs of St. Petersburg, until they reached the Neva River, where eucalyptus groves hid a speedboat. There was another wild chase, which ended with the capture of the distressed pair, and more tearing of Vee’s lingerie by the Devil’s Deputy.

But—don’t be worried—at the most critical instant came the American Navy, that whole glorious flotilla which we kept in the River Neva during the war. Old Glory floated in the breeze, and the band played “The Stars and Stripes Forever,” and the million dollar audience burst into enraptured cheering. A launch from a battleship came dashing up, the Devil’s Deputy leaped into the water with one of his own bombs in his mouth, and Viola Tracy and the secret service man stood clasped in an attitude which was familiar to Bunny, and hardly less so to the million dollar audience.

But—don’t worry—at the most critical moment, the American Navy showed up, that entire glorious fleet we had in the River Neva during the war. The American flag waved in the breeze, and the band played “The Stars and Stripes Forever,” while the audience of a million erupted in ecstatic cheers. A launch from a battleship sped up, the Devil’s Deputy jumped into the water with one of his own bombs in his mouth, and Viola Tracy and the secret service agent stood embraced in a pose that was familiar to Bunny, and hardly less so to the million-dollar audience.

All the time this story was unfolding, Bunny was privileged to sit and hold the heroine’s hand. Once she leaned to him and whispered, “Is it so very bad?” His answer was, “It is up to standard. It will sell.” It was the formula she had used with Annabelle Ames; and Bunny felt a tight pressure of his hand. It was clever of him, as well as kind!

All the while this story was playing out, Bunny had the honor of sitting and holding the heroine’s hand. Once she leaned in and whispered, “Is it really that bad?” He replied, “It’s up to standard. It will sell.” It was the same line she had used with Annabelle Ames, and Bunny felt a tight grip from her hand. It was thoughtful of him, as well as considerate!

XIV

The screen was dark, and the cheering died away, and the lights came up, and the moving picture world crowded about Vee Tracy, and Mr. Schmolsky, the producer, and Tommy Paley, the director, and all the rest of the personages whose services had been faithfully catalogued on the film. There was hand-shaking and chatter; and meantime the crowds stood about, gaping at the celebrities—it was hard to get the theatre empty after a “world premiere.” The throngs in the lobby, and outside in the arcade, were still held back by the police—many had stood for three hours, in order to see their favorites emerge.

The screen went dark, the applause faded, the lights came on, and the world of moving pictures surrounded Vee Tracy, Mr. Schmolsky, the producer, Tommy Paley, the director, and all the other people whose names had been carefully listed in the film credits. There was shaking of hands and chatter; meanwhile, the crowds were gathered outside, staring at the stars—it was tough to clear the theater after a "world premiere." The crowds in the lobby and outside in the arcade were still being held back by the police—many had waited for three hours just to catch a glimpse of their favorites as they came out.

Vee and her lover went out among the last, greeting this one, greeting that one, the observed of all observers. Bunny saw many he knew, and among them one face he had not expected—Rachel Menzies! She saw him, and he saw that she saw him; and straightway it became a point of honor with a young idealist, he must not fail to treat her as well as anybody else. Rachel, a poor working-girl, and class-conscious, pitiful in a dingy, worn coat and a faded, out-of-fashion hat—Rachel must not think that he would slight her in this expensive company! He went straight to her. “How do you do, Miss Menzies? I didn’t know you were a movie fan.”

Vee and her partner were among the last to arrive, greeting this person and that, the center of everyone’s attention. Bunny recognized quite a few people there, but one face caught him off guard—Rachel Menzies! She noticed him, and he saw that she noticed him; it quickly became a matter of pride for the young idealist that he had to treat her just as well as anyone else. Rachel, a struggling working-class girl, aware of her status, looked pitiful in her shabby coat and an old, out-of-fashion hat—Rachel must not think he would ignore her in this fancy crowd! He went straight up to her. “How’s it going, Miss Menzies? I didn’t realize you were into movies.”

“I’m not,” she answered. “But I wanted to see what they would do to the Russian revolution.”

“I’m not,” she replied. “But I wanted to see what they would do with the Russian revolution.”

“There wasn’t much in it for us,” said Bunny; and she answered, grimly, “No, there was not.”

“There wasn’t much in it for us,” Bunny said; and she replied, grimly, “No, there really wasn’t.”

He would have liked to talk with her, but not in this place. “Can I help you out?” he asked; and turned as if to seek a way through the crowd.

He wanted to talk to her, but not here. “Can I help you with something?” he asked, then turned as if looking for a way through the crowd.

But at that moment came Vee! With all the throngs of the great ones about her, with all the praise they poured upon her, there was one thing she really cared about, and that was Bunny—she did not want to be separated from him! And straightway, of course, the honor of a young idealist was still more deeply involved. He must not be unwilling to introduce his dingy working-girl friend to the gorgeous lady of the ermines and pearls! “Meet Miss Viola Tracy,” he said. “Vee, this is Miss Rachel Menzies, a class-mate of mine at the university.”

But then Vee showed up! Surrounded by all the important people and soaking in their compliments, there was really only one thing that mattered to her, and that was Bunny—she didn't want to be away from him! And right away, of course, the integrity of a young idealist was even more at stake. He couldn’t refuse to introduce his not-so-glamorous working-girl friend to the stunning lady in her furs and pearls! “Meet Miss Viola Tracy,” he said. “Vee, this is Miss Rachel Menzies, a classmate of mine from university.”

Equally, it was a point of honor with Vee to be cordial. “Oh, how do you do, Miss Menzies?” And she held out her hand. Rachel did not move to take the hand, but stood very stiff and straight, and answered, “How do you do, Miss Tracy.” To Bunny, who knew her, the voice sounded strange and dead; but of course Vee had no means of knowing what her voice ought to be, and the withheld hand might easily be shyness at meeting the most important person in all Hollywood that night. Vee was still cordial as she inquired, “And how did you like the picture?”

Equally, Vee felt it was important to be friendly. “Oh, how do you do, Miss Menzies?” she said, extending her hand. Rachel didn’t reach for it; instead, she stood very stiff and straight and replied, “How do you do, Miss Tracy.” To Bunny, who knew her well, her voice sounded odd and lifeless; but of course, Vee had no way of knowing what Rachel's voice should sound like, and the way she held back her hand could easily be interpreted as nervousness about meeting the most important person in all of Hollywood that night. Vee remained friendly as she asked, “So, what did you think of the movie?”

Bunny heard that question—more dangerous than any bomb ever made by a Devil’s Deputy! He groped in his bewildered mind for something to say—“Miss Menzies is a Socialist, like me”—anything of that playful sort; but before he could get his tongue to move, Rachel had answered, swift and deadly, “I think it’s the most poisonous thing I ever saw on the screen.”

Bunny heard that question—more dangerous than any bomb ever made by a Devil’s Deputy! He fumbled in his confused mind for something to say—“Miss Menzies is a Socialist, just like me”—anything light-hearted like that; but before he could manage to speak, Rachel had replied, quick and sharp, “I think it’s the most toxic thing I’ve ever seen on screen.”

There was no mistaking that for shyness, or anything else. And Viola Tracy stared at this amazing creature. “Oh, indeed, Miss!”

There was no confusing that for shyness, or anything else. And Viola Tracy stared at this incredible person. “Oh, indeed, Miss!”

“Yes, and people who helped to make it will someday have on their conscience the blood of millions of young men.”

“Yes, and the people who contributed to it will one day have the blood of millions of young men on their conscience.”

Bunny broke in, “You see, Vee—”

Bunny interrupted, “Hey, Vee—”

But she put out her hand to stop him. “Wait! I want to know what you mean!”

But she reached out her hand to stop him. "Wait! I want to know what you mean!"

“I mean that this picture is part of the propaganda to get us into a war with Russia, and a woman that lends herself to such work is a disgrace to her sex.”

“I mean that this image is part of the propaganda to push us into a war with Russia, and a woman who participates in such efforts is a disgrace to her gender.”

Vee glared, and fury leaped into her face. “You bitch!” she cried, and her hand shot out, and smack! she landed a blow across Rachel’s cheek.

Vee glared, and rage flared in her face. “You bitch!” she shouted, her hand flew out, and smack! she hit Rachel across the cheek.

For one horrible moment Bunny stood numb; he saw the red start to Rachel’s face, and the tears start to her eyes; then he sprang between them, and caught Vee’s hand to stop another blow. “No, Vee, no!” A burly policeman completed the job of blocking the way between the two antagonists, and Rachel faded back into the crowd—something it was easy enough to do, since everybody was pushing to the front. In the confusion Bunny became aware of one hideous thing—a young man jabbing at them and demanding, “What is it? What is the matter? What happened, Miss Tracy? What was the trouble, officer?” Bunny whispered into Vee’s ear, “Quick! It’s a reporter!” He grasped her arm, and they fled through the crowd.

For one awful moment, Bunny stood frozen; he saw the redness rise in Rachel's face and the tears welling in her eyes. Then he jumped between them and grabbed Vee’s hand to stop another strike. “No, Vee, no!” A burly policeman stepped in to block the way between the two opponents, and Rachel slipped back into the crowd—something that was easy enough to do since everyone was pushing to the front. In the chaos, Bunny noticed something horrifying—a young man thrusting his way toward them, demanding, “What is it? What's going on? What happened, Miss Tracy? What’s the trouble, officer?” Bunny leaned in to whisper in Vee’s ear, “Quick! It’s a reporter!” He grabbed her arm, and they hurried through the crowd.

XV

Sitting in their car, with Bunny driving, Vee whispered, “Who is that woman?”

Sitting in their car, with Bunny driving, Vee whispered, “Who is that woman?”

“Her family are Jewish clothing workers. Her father’s the man who got arrested—don’t you remember I told you?”

"Her family are Jewish garment workers. Her dad is the one who got arrested—don’t you remember I told you?"

“Oh! That girl!”

“Oh wow! That girl!”

“Yes. You see, you stepped on her class-consciousness.”

“Yes. You see, you affected her awareness of social class.”

Vee’s teeth were clenched. “Oh, the odious creature!”

Vee's jaw was tight. "Oh, that horrible creature!"

“But Vee! Don’t forget you asked her what she thought.”

“But Vee! Remember, you asked her what she thought.”

“Oh, so insolent! Outrageous!”

“Oh, so rude! Unbelievable!”

“But dear, you take the liberty of saying what you think. Don’t you grant her the same right?”

“But dear, you freely say what you think. Don’t you give her the same right?”

“Bunny! You are going to defend her!” And before he could reply, she cried, in a voice of fury, “I hate those people, I hate them! They’re nasty, they’re low, they’re jealous—they haven’t an idea but to take away things from people who’ve slaved to earn them.”

“Bunny! You’re going to stand up for her!” And before he could respond, she shouted, angrily, “I hate those people, I hate them! They’re awful, they’re beneath contempt, they’re jealous—they have no thoughts other than to take away what others have worked so hard to earn.”

There was a long silence. Bunny drove; and when Vee spoke again, it was to ask, “Where are you going?”

There was a long silence. Bunny drove, and when Vee spoke again, it was to ask, “Where are you headed?”

“Don’t forget the Schmolsky’s supper-party.”

“Don’t forget the Schmolsky dinner party.”

“No, I won’t go to any supper-party, it would choke me. Take me home—right away.”

“No, I’m not going to any dinner party; it would suffocate me. Take me home—right now.”

He obeyed; and when she was in the bungalow, she fled to her room. He followed, and found the ermine cloak on the floor, and Vee in a heap on the bed, without regard to the costliest of embroidered silk gowns. She was convulsed with sobbing, and he made out the words, “It’s going to ruin us!”

He complied, and once she was in the bungalow, she rushed to her room. He followed her and found the ermine cloak on the floor, with Vee curled up on the bed, not caring about her expensive embroidered silk gown. She was shaking with sobs, and he could make out the words, “It’s going to ruin us!”

Suddenly she sat up, blinded by her tears, and stretched out her arms. “Oh, Bunny, Bunny, don’t let’s have our love killed! Don’t let’s quarrel like all the others! Bunny, I don’t care about those people, they can say anything they please to me, I’ll never mind again! I’ll apologize to that girl, I’ll let her walk on me, I’ll do anything you say! But oh, please don’t let’s stop loving each other!”

Suddenly, she sat up, tears streaming down her face, and reached out her arms. “Oh, Bunny, Bunny, let's not let our love die! Let’s not argue like everyone else! Bunny, I don’t care about those people; they can say whatever they want to me, it won't bother me anymore! I’ll apologize to that girl, I’ll let her walk all over me, I’ll do anything you want! But please, let’s not stop loving each other!”

It was the first time he had ever seen Vee break down; and of course it always produces a great impression upon the protective male. He took her in his arms, tears and all, without regard to the costliest of broadcloth evening suits. Their love flamed up, and their troubles were melted in the fire, and they swore that nothing, nothing should ever, ever tear them apart.

It was the first time he had ever seen Vee lose it; and of course, it always makes a big impact on the protective guy. He held her close, tears and all, not caring about his expensive evening suit. Their love ignited, and their problems dissolved in the heat of the moment, and they promised that nothing, nothing would ever tear them apart.

Long afterwards, as they lay in each other’s arms, Vee whispered, “Bunny, that girl is in love with you!”

Long after, as they lay wrapped in each other’s arms, Vee whispered, “Bunny, that girl is in love with you!”

“Oh, absurd, Vee!”

“Oh, that's ridiculous, Vee!”

“Why do you say so?”

"Why do you think that?"

“She’s never given the least sign of such a thing.”

"She’s never shown even the slightest indication of that."

“How would you know a sign?”

“How would you recognize a sign?”

“But dear—”

“But sweetheart—”

“Of course she’s in love with you! How could anybody fail to be in love with you, Bunny?”

“Of course she’s in love with you! How could anyone not be in love with you, Bunny?”

It was not worth while to try to argue. It appeared to be a peculiarity of women, they were always sure that all other women were in love with their man. When he had told Vee about Henrietta Ashleigh, she had been sure that Henrietta was desperately enamored, and that only her pride of caste had kept her from trying to hold him. Likewise, when he told her about Ruth, she was sure this poor country lass was pining her heart out. That was the reason she was so indifferent to the charms of oil workers, and not because she was wrapped up in Paul. Sisters didn’t make so much fuss over brothers—no, that was rubbish! Bunny remembered that Bertie said this same thing; and strangely enough, Eunice Hoyt had said it also—it had been one reason why she hated to have him go up to Paradise. Bunny decided that it was better not to tell women about one another; and especially not to introduce them, if it could possibly be avoided!

It wasn't worth trying to argue. It seemed to be a trait of women; they were always convinced that other women were in love with their man. When he mentioned Henrietta Ashleigh to Vee, she was certain that Henrietta was madly in love and that only her social status was stopping her from trying to keep him. Similarly, when he talked about Ruth, she believed this poor country girl was heartbroken. That was why she seemed so uninterested in the charms of oil workers—not because she was infatuated with Paul. Sisters didn’t make such a big deal over brothers—no, that was nonsense! Bunny remembered that Bertie had said the same thing; and strangely enough, so had Eunice Hoyt—it was one reason she hated for him to go up to Paradise. Bunny decided it was better not to share information about women with each other; and especially not to introduce them, if it could be avoided!

Morning came, and the newspapers were outside the door of their room. Sitting up in bed in silken garments they devoured—no, not the elaborate accounts of the world premiere with details of the gowns worn by the women—that would come later. First, their eyes leaped to the headline:

Morning arrived, and the newspapers were at the door of their room. Sitting up in bed in their silk pajamas, they eagerly read—not the detailed coverage of the world premiere with descriptions of the dresses worn by the women—that would come later. First, their eyes jumped to the headline:

STAR SLAPS RIVAL IN LOBBY

STAR SLAPS RIVAL IN LOBBY

There it was! The reporter, having been unable to get the real story, had made the inevitable romantic assumption. Another triangle of the screen world! He had written a highly playful article about the world-famous star, emerging in the hour of her glory upon the arm of the young oil prince—about whom so many interesting rumors were being circulated. Seeing him leave her side and join some other woman, the star had rushed over in a fit of jealous fury and smacked the other woman in the face. There was an interview with Officer Tony Reber of the Angel City police department, who had stepped between the infuriated combatants. The star had called her rival an awful name, which the officer’s modesty would not permit him to repeat. “But I’ll say this,” he told the world, “She certainly packs an awful punch, that lady. If I was to hit anybody as hard as that I would sure get canned.”

There it was! The reporter, unable to get the real story, had made the predictable romantic assumption. Another love triangle in the celebrity world! He had written a playful article about the world-renowned star, basking in the spotlight on the arm of a young oil prince—about whom so many interesting rumors were swirling. When she saw him walk away to join another woman, the star rushed over in a fit of jealousy and slapped the other woman in the face. There was an interview with Officer Tony Reber of the Angel City police department, who had stepped in between the furious fighters. The star called her rival a terrible name, which the officer was too modest to repeat. “But I’ll say this,” he told the world, “She definitely throws a hard punch, that lady. If I hit anyone that hard, I'd definitely get fired.”

XVI

Bunny met the other combatant on the campus that same day, and her face was pale and her dark eyes sombre. “Mr. Ross,” she began, quickly, “I want to tell you I’m ashamed for what I said.”

Bunny ran into the other fighter on campus that same day, and her face was pale with her dark eyes looking serious. “Mr. Ross,” she started, quickly, “I want to say I’m sorry for what I said.”

“You don’t have to be ashamed,” he replied. “It was true.”

“You don’t need to feel ashamed,” he said. “It was true.”

“I know, but I had no right to say it to a friend of yours, and after all you have done for me. It was just that I was so wrought up over that picture.”

“I know, but I shouldn't have said that to one of your friends, especially after everything you've done for me. I was just really upset about that picture.”

“I understand,” Bunny said. “Miss Tracy wishes me to tell you she is truly sorry for what she did.”

“I get it,” Bunny said. “Miss Tracy wants me to let you know she’s really sorry for what she did.”

“I know, you’d make her sorry. But I don’t care about that—we Jews have been struck many times, and we workers also, and there’ll be more of it before the class war is over. The real harm is one she can never atone for—that hideous picture that’s going out to poison the people’s minds—millions upon millions of them. For that she can never apologize.”

“I know you’d make her regret it. But I don’t care about that—we Jews have been hurt many times, and so have we workers, and there will be more of it before the class war ends. The real damage is something she can never make up for—that awful image that’s going out to poison people’s minds—millions upon millions of minds. For that, she can never apologize.”

It was an aspect of the matter that had somehow fallen into the background of Bunny’s consciousness during all the excitement. “I’ve nothing good to say about the picture,” he replied, “but I think you must make allowances for Miss Tracy. She doesn’t know as much about Russia as you and I.”

It was something Bunny had somehow pushed to the back of his mind during all the excitement. “I don’t have anything nice to say about the picture,” he replied, “but I think you need to cut Miss Tracy some slack. She doesn’t know as much about Russia as you and I do.”

“You mean she doesn’t know there were hideous cruelties in old Russia—that the Tsardom was another word for terror?”

“You mean she doesn’t realize there were awful atrocities in old Russia—that Tsardom was just another way to say terror?”

“Yes, but then—”

“Yes, but then—”

“She doesn’t know that the men she portrays as criminals have most of them been in the dungeons of the Tsar for the sake of their faith?”

“She doesn’t know that the men she shows as criminals have mostly spent time in the Tsar’s dungeons because of their beliefs?”

“She may not know that, Miss Menzies. It’s hard to realize how ignorant people can be, when they read nothing but American newspapers and magazines.”

“She might not know that, Miss Menzies. It's difficult to understand how clueless people can be when they only read American newspapers and magazines.”

“Well, Mr. Ross, you know that I’m not a Bolshevik; but we have to defend the workers of Russia from world reaction. That picture is a part of the white terror, and the people that made it knew exactly what they were doing—just as much as when they beat my brother over the head and started to deport my father.”

“Well, Mr. Ross, you know I'm not a Bolshevik; but we need to defend the workers of Russia from global backlash. That picture is part of the white terror, and the people who created it knew exactly what they were doing—just like when they beat my brother over the head and started to deport my father.”

“Yes,” said Bunny, “but you must understand, an actress does not write the story, and she’s not always consulted about the parts she plays.”

“Yeah,” said Bunny, “but you need to understand, an actress doesn’t write the story, and she’s not always asked about the roles she takes on.”

“Ah, Mr. Ross!” Rachel’s face wore a pitying smile. “She would tell you that, and you’re so anxious to believe the best about people! Well, I’m going to tell you what I think, and maybe you won’t ever speak to me again. A woman who makes a picture like that is nothing but a prostitute, and the fact that she’s highly paid makes her all the more loathsome.”

“Ah, Mr. Ross!” Rachel’s face had a sympathetic smile. “She would say that, and you’re so eager to see the good in people! Well, I’m going to share my thoughts, and maybe you won’t want to talk to me again. A woman who creates a piece like that is nothing but a prostitute, and the fact that she’s well-paid makes her even more disgusting.”

“Oh, Miss Menzies!”

“Oh, Ms. Menzies!”

“I know, it sounds cruel. But that’s a murder picture, and that woman knew it perfectly well. They paid her money and jewels and fur cloaks and silk lingerie, and her face on the billboards and in all the newspapers; and she took the price—as she’s done many times before. I don’t know one thing about her private life, Mr. Ross, but I’ll wager that if you investigate, you’ll find she’s sold herself, body as well as mind, all the way from the bottom up to the pedestal she’s on now!”

“I know, it sounds harsh. But that’s a murder image, and that woman was fully aware of it. They gave her money, jewelry, fur coats, and silk lingerie, along with her face on billboards and in all the newspapers; and she accepted the price—just like she has many times before. I don’t know anything about her personal life, Mr. Ross, but I bet if you look into it, you’ll discover she’s sold herself, body and mind, all the way from the bottom to the pedestal she’s on now!”

And so Bunny decided that he had better postpone for a while the plan he had had in mind, of having Vee Tracy and Rachel Menzies meet and understand each other!

And so Bunny decided that he should put off for a while the plan he had to have Vee Tracy and Rachel Menzies meet and understand each other!

CHAPTER XV
THE TRIP

I

All this summer and fall, Dad and Mr. Roscoe had been carrying a heavy burden—they were helping to make over the thinking of the American people. A presidential campaign was under way; and the oil men, having made so bold as to select the candidate, now had to finish the job by persuading the voters that he was a great and noble-minded statesman. Also they had to pay a part of the expense, which would come to fifty million dollars, so Bunny learned from the conversations at Paradise and at the Monastery. This was several times as much as would get recorded, since the money went through local and unofficial agencies. It came from the big protected interests, the corporations, the banks—everyone that had anything to get out of the government, or could be squeezed by politicians; the process was known as “frying out the fat.” The oil men, having grabbed the big prize, were naturally a shining mark for all campaign committees, county, state and national. Dad and Mr. Roscoe received visits from Jake Coffey, and from the bosses of the state machine, and listened to hair-raising stories about the dangers of the situation.

All Summer and Fall, Dad and Mr. Roscoe had been carrying a heavy load—they were working to change how the American people thought. A presidential campaign was in full swing; and the oil executives, having boldly chosen the candidate, now needed to complete the task by convincing voters that he was a great and noble statesman. They also had to cover some of the costs, which Bunny found out from conversations at Paradise and at the Monastery would total around fifty million dollars. This amount was several times more than what would be officially documented, as the money funneled through local and unofficial channels. It came from big interests, corporations, and banks—everyone looking to gain something from the government or who could be pressured by politicians; this process was called "frying out the fat." Naturally, the oil executives, having seized the big prize, were prime targets for all campaign committees at the county, state, and national levels. Dad and Mr. Roscoe received visits from Jake Coffey and the leaders of the state political machine, listening to alarming stories about the dangers they faced.

It was necessary to persuade the American people that the Democratic administration for the past eight years had been wasteful and corrupt, ignorant and fatuous—and that was easy enough. But also it was necessary to persuade them that an administration by Senator Harding was likely to be better—and that was not so easy. Naturally, the chairmen of campaign committees wanted to make it appear as difficult as possible, for the more money that passed through their hands, the larger the amount that would stick. As the campaign drew to its close, Bunny had the satisfaction of hearing his father swearing outrageously, and wishing he had taken his son’s advice and left the destinies of his country to the soap manufacturer who had put up the millions for General Wood!

It was essential to convince the American people that the Democratic administration over the past eight years had been wasteful and corrupt, clueless and foolish—and that part was pretty straightforward. But it was also necessary to convince them that an administration led by Senator Harding would likely be better—and that was a tougher sell. Naturally, the campaign committee chairs wanted to make it seem as difficult as possible, because the more money that flowed through their hands, the more that would stick to them. As the campaign neared its end, Bunny took satisfaction in hearing his father cursing intensely and wishing he had listened to his son's advice and handed over the country's future to the soap manufacturer who had contributed millions for General Wood!

The Senator from Ohio was a large and stately and solemn-faced person, and conducted what was called by the newspapers a “front-porch campaign.” That is to say, he did not put himself out to travel on trains and meet people, but received deputations of the Hay and Feed Dealers of Duluth, or the Morticians of Ossawotomie. They would sit in camp-chairs upon his lawn, and the statesman would appear and read an imposing discourse, which had been written by a secretary of Vernon Roscoe’s selection, and given out to all the press associations the day before, so that it could be distributed over the wires and published simultaneously on fifty million front pages. That is a colossal propaganda machine, and the men who run it have to lose a lot of sleep. But the majestic candidate lost no sleep, he was always fresh and serene and impassive; he had been that way throughout his career, for the able business men who groomed him and paid his way had never failed to tell him what to do.

The Senator from Ohio was a tall, dignified, and serious-looking person who ran what the newspapers called a “front-porch campaign.” In other words, he didn't travel by train to meet people; instead, he welcomed groups like the Hay and Feed Dealers of Duluth or the Morticians of Ossawatomie to his home. They would sit in camp chairs on his lawn, and the senator would come out to read a grand speech, which had been written by a secretary chosen by Vernon Roscoe and distributed to all the press the day before. This ensured it could be shared over wires and published simultaneously on fifty million front pages. That’s an enormous propaganda machine, and the people behind it have to sacrifice a lot of sleep. But the dignified candidate never lost any sleep; he was always fresh, calm, and unruffled. He had always been that way throughout his career, as the savvy businessmen who supported him and covered his expenses had consistently guided him on what to do.

Bunny now dwelt upon an Olympian height, looking down as a god upon the affairs of pitiful mortals. Dad and Mr. Roscoe let him hear everything—being sure that common sense would win in the end, and he would accept their point of view. They had a philosophy which protected them like a suit of chain-mail against all hesitations and doubts. The affairs of the country had to be run by the men who had the money and brains and experience; and since the mass of the people had not sense enough to grant the power freely, the mass of the people had to be bamboozled. “Slogans” must be invented, and hammered into their heads, by millions, yes, billions of repetitions. It was an art, and experts knew how to do it, and you paid them—but by Jees, the price made you sweat blood!

Bunny now lived on a god-like level, looking down at the struggles of ordinary people. Dad and Mr. Roscoe made sure he heard everything—confident that logic would prevail in the end, and he would come around to their way of thinking. They had a mindset that shielded them like armor against any uncertainties. The country's affairs needed to be managed by those with money, intelligence, and experience; since most people didn’t have the sense to give power willingly, they had to be tricked into it. "Slogans" had to be created and drilled into their minds through millions, even billions of repetitions. It was a skill, and the experts knew how to pull it off, but man, the cost made you feel like you were bleeding!

The tremendous campaign came to an end, and it was revealed that 16,140,585 Americans had been successfully bamboozled. Senator Harding had seven million more votes than the Democratic candidate, the greatest plurality ever polled in American history. So there were shouting mobs on the streets, and in the expensive restaurants and clubs where the rich celebrated, everybody got hilariously drunk. Yes, even Vernon Roscoe got drunk, because Annabelle was too drunk to stop him; Vee Tracy defied her doctor, and Dad forgot his resolutions, and even Bunny drank enough to make him fear for his idealism. Man is a gregarious animal, and it is hard not to do what everybody you know is doing!

The massive campaign came to an end, and it was revealed that 16,140,585 Americans had been successfully fooled. Senator Harding had seven million more votes than the Democratic candidate, the largest margin ever recorded in American history. So there were shouting crowds on the streets, and in the fancy restaurants and clubs where the wealthy celebrated, everyone got hilariously drunk. Yes, even Vernon Roscoe got drunk because Annabelle was too drunk to stop him; Vee Tracy ignored her doctor’s advice, and Dad forgot his resolutions, while even Bunny drank enough to worry about his idealism. People are social creatures, and it's tough not to do what everyone around you is doing!

II

Christmas had come, and the quail were calling from the hills at Paradise. There were not so many on the tract, but there was plenty of adjacent land over which an oil prince and his royal sire were welcome to shoot. And once you were out of sight of the derricks, and out of smell of the refinery, it was the same beautiful country, with the same clear sky and golden sunsets, and you could get the poisons of bootleg liquor out of your blood, and the embarrassing memories out of your soul. Tramping these rocky hills, drawing this magical air into your lungs, it was impossible to think that men would not some day learn to be happy!

Christmas had arrived, and the quail were calling from the hills at Paradise. There weren't many on the property, but there was plenty of nearby land where an oil tycoon and his wealthy father were free to shoot. Once you were out of sight of the oil rigs and away from the smell of the refinery, it was the same beautiful landscape, with the same clear sky and golden sunsets, and you could cleanse the toxins of bootleg liquor from your system and shake off the awkward memories from your mind. Hiking these rocky hills, breathing in this fresh air, it was hard to believe that people wouldn’t eventually figure out how to be happy!

This visit corresponded with a great historic event, which put Paradise upon the map of California. Eli Watkins, prophet of the Lord, had completed the payments for the land upon which his tabernacle in Angel City was to stand, and he celebrated this event by coming back to the scenes of his boyhood, the little frame temple where the Third Revelation had been handed down to mankind, and there holding a novel and interesting performance of his own invention, known as a “Bible Marathon.” You see, Eli had read in the papers about Marathon races, and though he didn’t know what the word meant, it was romantic-sounding, and he had a fondness for strange words. So the disciples of the First Apostolic Church of Paradise announced that a “Bible Marathon” consisted in reading the Lord’s Holy Word straight through without a single pause; they would be told off in relays, and day and night there would be a little group in the church, and one voice after another would take up the sacred task, regardless of oil wells “on the pump” just outside the door.

This visit coincided with a significant historic event that put Paradise on the map of California. Eli Watkins, a prophet of the Lord, had finished paying for the land where his tabernacle in Angel City would be built, and he marked this occasion by returning to his childhood home, the small frame church where the Third Revelation was given to humanity. There, he held a unique and interesting performance he created, called a “Bible Marathon.” You see, Eli had read about marathon races in the news, and even though he didn’t know what the term really meant, he found it intriguing and liked unusual words. So the followers of the First Apostolic Church of Paradise declared that a “Bible Marathon” meant reading the Lord’s Holy Word continuously without a break; they would be organized in relays, and day and night there would be a small group in the church, with one person after another taking on the sacred task, completely ignoring the oil wells “on the pump” right outside the door.

This was Big Magic. Not only did it thrill the believers, and bring swarms of people to town, but it caught the fancy of the newspapers, and they rushed reporters to write up the event. Many new miracles were wrought, and many crutches hung up; and in the midst of the excitement the Lord vouchsafed a fresh sign of His mercy—Eli, preaching to the throngs outside, announced in the Lord’s name that if the reading were completed, Divine Omnipotence would cause the rest of the money to be offered, and the Angel City tabernacle would be erected within a year. After that, of course, nothing could stop the “Marathon,” and the epoch-making feat was accomplished in the time of four days, five hours, seventeen minutes, and forty-two and three-quarter seconds—glory hallelujah, praise the Lord!

This was Big Magic. Not only did it excite the believers and attract crowds to town, but it also caught the attention of the newspapers, which quickly sent reporters to cover the event. Many new miracles happened, and countless crutches were left behind; amidst all the excitement, the Lord granted a new sign of His mercy—Eli, preaching to the crowds outside, declared in the Lord’s name that if the reading was completed, Divine Omnipotence would ensure the rest of the funds were donated, and the Angel City tabernacle would be built within a year. After that, of course, nothing could stop the “Marathon,” and the groundbreaking achievement was completed in four days, five hours, seventeen minutes, and forty-two and three-quarter seconds—glory hallelujah, praise the Lord!

Bunny saw the shouting thousands with their heads bared, their faces uplifted and a searchlight playing upon them; for Eli had money now, and used it for spectacular effects. His “silver band” was mounted upon a platform with electric lights shining upon the instruments; and the prophet would exhort, and then wave his hand, and the musicians would blare forth an old gospel tune, and the crowd would burst into a mighty chorus, and sway and stamp, their souls transported to glory, the tears running down their cheeks.

Bunny saw the shouting crowd of thousands with their heads uncovered, their faces lifted up and a searchlight shining on them; because Eli had money now and used it for impressive displays. His “silver band” was set up on a platform with electric lights illuminating the instruments; the prophet would encourage the people, then wave his hand, and the musicians would blast an old gospel tune. The crowd would erupt into a powerful chorus, swaying and stomping, their spirits lifted to glory, tears streaming down their faces.

There were many wives of oil workers among the audience, and these would plead and pray, and persuade their husbands to attend. There is not much for a man to do out in a lonely place like Paradise; a third-rate movie was the only form of amusement—and here were the bright lights and the silver trumpets and the heavenly raptures, all free—and with a gambler’s chance of heaven thrown in! No wonder many of the men “fell for it”; and Paul and his little bunch of rebels insisted that the employers had hired Eli to come there at this critical time, while the struggle to save the union was impending. Bunny would have thought the idea exaggerated—but then he remembered that five hundred dollars his father had given to Eli! Also, he remembered a remark of Vernon Roscoe at the Monastery—“They can have their pie in the sky, so long as they let me have the oil.” Annabelle had given a frightened exclamation, “Hush, Verne! What a horrid thing to say!” For Annabelle knew that the heavenly powers are jealous, and liable to cruel whims.

There were a lot of oil workers' wives in the crowd, and they would beg, pray, and try to convince their husbands to go. There isn’t much for a guy to do in a remote place like Paradise; a low-budget movie was the only entertainment—and here were the bright lights and the shiny trumpets and the heavenly experiences, all for free—and with a gambler’s shot at heaven thrown in! No surprise many of the men “bought into it”; and Paul and his group of rebels claimed that the employers had brought Eli in at this crucial moment, while the battle to save the union was looming. Bunny would have thought that idea was over the top—but then he recalled the five hundred dollars his dad had given to Eli! He also remembered something Vernon Roscoe said at the Monastery—“They can have their pie in the sky, as long as they let me have the oil.” Annabelle had gasped in shock, “Shh, Verne! What a terrible thing to say!” Because Annabelle knew that the heavenly powers can be jealous and are prone to cruel moods.

The “wobblies” also were trying to stir the revival spirit in their members, and use the power of song. But feeble indeed was the singing in the “jungles,” compared with the mighty blast of Eli’s silver trumpets, and the hosannas of his hosts. The operators were not subsidizing the “wobblies,” you bet! They had sent their sheriff, and a score of deputies, carrying shot-guns loaded with buckshot, and raided the camping place of the rebels, and loaded eleven of them into a motor-truck and locked them up in the county jail. There they were now, and Bunny had to hear the tragic tale of Eddie Piatt, one of Paul’s friends, who had gone down to San Elido to find out what the bail was, and had been locked up on suspicion of being a member of the outlaw organization. He wasn’t, but how could he prove it?

The “wobblies” were also trying to inspire their members and harness the power of song. But the singing in the “jungles” was weak compared to the powerful sound of Eli’s silver trumpets and the cheers of his followers. The operators definitely weren’t supporting the “wobblies”! They sent in their sheriff and a bunch of deputies armed with shotguns loaded with buckshot, raiding the rebels’ campsite and loading eleven of them into a pickup truck, then locking them up in the county jail. That’s where they were now, and Bunny had to listen to the tragic story of Eddie Piatt, one of Paul’s friends, who had gone down to San Elido to check on the bail and had ended up locked up on suspicion of being part of the outlaw group. He wasn’t, but how could he prove it?

Ruth, who told Bunny about it, wanted to know if Dad wouldn’t put up the money to bail him out. Did Bunny remember him, a dark-haired young fellow, very quiet, determined-looking? Yes, Bunny remembered him. Well, he was as trust-worthy as a Jewish garment worker, and the food they gave you in that terrible place was full of worms, and the boys hadn’t even a blanket to cover them. It was planned to railroad them all to San Quentin, and Paul knew one of the “politicals” who had just come out of there, and oh, the most horrible stories—the tears came into Ruth’s eyes as she told how they put the men to work in the jute-mill, and the brown stuff filled their lungs, and presently they were coughing, it was the same as a death-sentence. When they could not stand the labor, they were beaten and thrown into the “hole”—and think of fellows that you knew and cared for having to go through such things!

Ruth, who mentioned it to Bunny, wanted to know if Dad could help with the money to bail him out. Did Bunny remember him, the dark-haired guy who was really quiet and looked determined? Yes, Bunny remembered him. Well, he was as trustworthy as a Jewish garment worker, and the food they served in that awful place was crawling with worms, and the boys didn’t even have a blanket to cover themselves. They were planning to send them all to San Quentin, and Paul knew one of the “politicals” who had just gotten out of there, and oh, the stories were terrible—the tears filled Ruth's eyes as she described how they made the men work in the jute mill, and the dust filled their lungs, and soon they were coughing, it was like a death sentence. When they could no longer handle the work, they were beaten and thrown into the “hole”—imagine people you knew and cared about having to go through such things!

Bunny knew the sheriff of San Elido County, and also the district attorney, and knew that Dad had named these officials, and could give them orders. But would Dad butt in on their efforts to protect the oil companies? Would he go against the wishes of all the other directors, executives and superintendents of Ross Consolidated? No, assuredly he would not! All that Bunny could do was to give Ruth a couple of hundred dollars, with which to get food for the prisoners. He went back to take up his work at the university; and inside himself there was a “hole,” and his conscience would drag him to it, protesting and resisting in vain, and throw him in, and shut a steel door behind him with a terrifying clang. Yes, even when Bunny was up in the snow-white room with the ivy vines wreathing the window, even while he held in his arms the eager body of his beloved—even then the prison door would clang, and he would be in a tank of the county jail with the “class-war prisoners”!

Bunny knew the sheriff of San Elido County, as well as the district attorney. He realized that Dad had named these officials and could give them orders. But would Dad interfere with their efforts to protect the oil companies? Would he go against the wishes of all the other directors, executives, and superintendents of Ross Consolidated? No, he definitely would not! All Bunny could do was give Ruth a couple of hundred dollars to buy food for the prisoners. He went back to his work at the university, and inside he felt a “hole” that his conscience kept dragging him back to, protesting and resisting in vain, only to throw him in and slam a steel door behind him with a terrifying clang. Yes, even when Bunny was in the bright white room with the ivy vines wreathing the window, even while he held the eager body of his beloved—still, the prison door would clang, and he would find himself in a tank of the county jail with the “class-war prisoners”!

III

Under the arrangements which had kept peace in the oil industry during the war, a government “oil board” would listen to grievances of the workers, and decide what was fair. But now the war was fading in men’s memories, and the operators were restive under this “outside” control. Was it not the fundamental right of every American to run his own business in his own way? Was it not obvious that war-time wages had been high, and that “deflation” was desirable? Here and there some operator would refuse to obey the orders of the “oil board”; there would be long arguments, and resorts to the courts, and meantime the workers would be protesting, and threatening, and everyone could see that a crisis was at hand.

Under the arrangements that had kept peace in the oil industry during the war, a government "oil board" would hear the workers' complaints and decide what was fair. But now that the war was fading from people's memories, the operators were getting anxious about this "outside" control. Wasn't it the fundamental right of every American to run their own business the way they wanted? Wasn't it clear that wartime wages had been high and that "deflation" was needed? Here and there, some operators would refuse to follow the orders of the "oil board"; there would be long discussions, legal battles, and in the meantime, the workers would be protesting and threatening, and everyone could see that a crisis was coming.

In the old days, J. Arnold Ross had been one of the little fellows, and all that Bunny could do was to await events. But now he dwelt among the Olympians, and saw the fates in the making. The Petroleum Operators’ Federation, by its executive committee, of which Vernon Roscoe was a member, came to a decision to brush the Federal Oil Board aside, ignore the unions, and announce a new schedule of wages for the industry. A copy of this schedule was in Dad’s hands, and it averaged about 10 percent under the present scale.

In the past, J. Arnold Ross was one of the small players, and all Bunny could do was wait and see what happened. But now he was among the elite and witnessed the decisions being made. The Petroleum Operators’ Federation, through its executive committee, which included Vernon Roscoe, decided to sideline the Federal Oil Board, disregard the unions, and unveil a new wage schedule for the industry. A copy of this schedule was with Dad, and it was about 10 percent lower than the current rates.

It was going to mean a bitter struggle, and Bunny was so much concerned that, without saying anything to his father, he made an appeal to Mr. Roscoe. This being a business matter, the proprieties suggested a visit to the office, so Bunny called up the secretary and asked for an appointment in the regular way.

It was going to be a tough battle, and Bunny was so worried that, without mentioning anything to his dad, he reached out to Mr. Roscoe. Since this was a business issue, he thought it was best to visit the office, so Bunny called the secretary and requested an appointment like normal.

The great man sat at his flat mahogany desk, as clear of papers as the prevailing superstition required. It appeared as if a captain of industry had not a thing to do but grin at a college boy, and gossip about the boy’s mistress and his own. But then Bunny remarked, “Mr. Roscoe, I came to see you here because I want to talk to you about the new wage-scale.” And in a flash the smile went off the magnate’s face, and it seemed as if even the fat went off his jaws; if you have thought of him as a mixture of geniality and buffoonery, this is the time for you to set yourself straight, along with Bunny, and all other rebels against the American system.

The important man sat at his sleek mahogany desk, as clear of papers as the current superstition demanded. It looked like a business mogul had nothing to do but smile at a college student and chat about the student’s girlfriend and his own. But then Bunny said, “Mr. Roscoe, I came to see you because I want to discuss the new wage scale.” In an instant, the smile vanished from the mogul’s face, and it seemed like even the fullness of his cheeks disappeared; if you’ve pictured him as a mix of friendliness and foolishness, now is the time to rethink that, just like Bunny and all the other challengers to the American system.

Bunny started to tell about the way the men felt, and the trouble that was brewing; but Mr. Roscoe stopped him. “Listen here, Jim Junior, and save a lot of breath. I know everything the men are saying, and everything that Bolshevik bunch up there is teaching them. I get a confidential report every week. I know about your friend, Tom Axton, and your Paul Watkins, and your Eddie Piatt, and your Bud Stoner and your Jick Duggan—I could tell you all you know, and a lot that would surprise you.”

Bunny started to explain how the men felt and the trouble that was brewing, but Mr. Roscoe cut him off. “Listen up, Jim Junior, and save your breath. I know everything the men are saying and everything that Bolshevik group up there is teaching them. I receive a confidential report every week. I know about your friend Tom Axton, your Paul Watkins, your Eddie Piatt, your Bud Stoner, and your Jick Duggan—I could tell you all that you know and a lot more that would surprise you.”

Bunny was taken aback, as the other had intended. “Jim Junior,” he continued, “you’re a bright boy, and you’ll get over this nonsense, and I want to help you over it—I might save you a lot of suffering, and also your father, that’s the salt of the earth. I’ve been in this world thirty or forty years longer than you, and I’ve learned a lot that you don’t know, but some day you will. Your father and the rest of us that are running the oil industry, we got here because we know how, and that’s a real thing, by Jees, and not just a lot of words. But some other fellers want to kick us out, and think all they got to do is to make speeches to oil workers and set them to raising hell—but let me tell you, kiddo, it’s going to take a lot more than that!”

Bunny was surprised, just like the other person wanted. “Jim Junior,” he went on, “you’re smart, and you’ll get past this nonsense, and I want to help you do that—I could save you a lot of pain, and your dad too, he’s solid. I’ve been around for thirty or forty years longer than you, and I’ve picked up a lot that you don’t know, but you will someday. Your dad and the rest of us in the oil industry got here because we know how to make it work, and that’s real, seriously, not just empty talk. But some other guys want to shove us out, thinking all they have to do is make speeches to oil workers and stir them up—but let me tell you, kid, it’s going to take a lot more than that!”

“Yes, Mr. Roscoe, but that’s not the point—”

“Yes, Mr. Roscoe, but that’s not the issue—”

“Pardon me, but it is. Let’s cut out the hokum—just say to yourself that I’ve been sitting in at the arguments of that Bolshevik bunch of yours. Do they mean to take the industry away from me and your old man, or don’t they?”

“Excuse me, but it really is. Let’s skip the nonsense—just admit to yourself that I’ve been listening in on the conversations of that Bolshevik group you have. Do they plan to take the industry away from me and your dad, or not?”

“Well, they may think that ultimately—”

“Well, they might think that in the end—”

“Yes, exactly. And so far as I’m concerned, the time to stop the ultimately is now. And I tell you that if any sons-of-bitches imagine they’re going to live off my wages while they’re getting ready to rob me, they’re mistaken; and if they find themselves in the jute-mill at San Quentin, they’re not going to get my money to bail them out!”

“Yes, exactly. And as far as I'm concerned, the time to stop this ultimately is now. And let me tell you, if any jerks think they’re going to live off my pay while they’re planning to rob me, they’re wrong; and if they end up in the jute mill at San Quentin, they're not getting my money to bail them out!”

That was a centre shot, and Vernon Roscoe was looking Bunny straight in the eye. “Jim, Junior, I know all the fine idealistic phrases them fellers use on you. It’s all lovely and sweet and for the good of humanity—but they know that’s all bait for suckers, and if you could hear them laughing at you behind your back, you’d realize how you’re being used. What I tell you is, you better get on your own side of the fence before the shooting begins.”

That was a direct hit, and Vernon Roscoe was staring Bunny right in the eye. “Jim, Junior, I know all the nice, idealistic lines those guys throw at you. It all sounds great and is supposedly for the good of humanity—but they know it’s just a trap for suckers, and if you could hear them laughing at you behind your back, you’d see how you’re being manipulated. What I’m saying is, you’d better choose your side before the real action starts.”

“Is there going to be shooting, Mr. Roscoe?”

“Is there going to be shooting, Mr. Roscoe?”

“That’s up to your Bolshevik friends. We’ve got what we want, and they’re going to take it away from us.”

“That’s up to your Bolshevik friends. We’ve got what we want, and they’re going to take it away from us.”

“We needed the oil workers during the war, Mr. Roscoe, and we made them promises—”

“We needed the oil workers during the war, Mr. Roscoe, and we made them promises—”

“Pardon me, kiddo—we didn’t make any promises at all! A god-damn long-faced snivelling college professor made them for us, and we’re done with that bunk for good! We’ve got a business man for president, and we’re going to run this country on business lines. And let me tell you for one, I’m god-damn sick of having to buy labor leaders, and I can think of cheaper ways to manage it.”

“Excuse me, kiddo—we didn’t make any promises at all! A damn long-faced, whiny college professor made those for us, and we’re done with that nonsense for good! We’ve got a businessman for president, and we’re going to run this country on business principles. And let me tell you, I’m really sick of having to pay off labor leaders, and I can think of cheaper ways to handle it.”

Bunny was startled. “Is that really true, Mr. Roscoe? Have you been able to buy the oil workers’ officials?”

Bunny was shocked. “Is that really true, Mr. Roscoe? Have you managed to buy off the oil workers' officials?”

Verne hitched himself a few inches across the desk, and stuck a large finger at Bunny’s face. “Kiddo,” he said, “get this straight: I can buy any officials, just the same as I can buy any politicians, or anybody else that a bunch of boobs can elect to office. And I know what you’re thinking—here’s an old cow-puncher, without any fine ideals, and he’s got a barrel o’ money and thinks he can do anything he pleases with it. But that ain’t the point, my boy—it’s because I had the brains to make the money, and I got the brains to use it. Money ain’t power till it’s used, and the reason I can buy power is because men know I can use it—or else, by Jees, they wouldn’t sell it to me. You get that?”

Verne scooted a few inches across the desk and pointed a big finger at Bunny's face. “Listen up, kid,” he said, “let me make this clear: I can buy any officials, just like I can buy any politicians, or anyone else that a bunch of fools can elect to office. And I know what you’re thinking—here’s an old cowboy, without any high ideals, and he’s got a load of money and thinks he can do whatever he wants with it. But that’s not the point, my boy—it’s because I had the smarts to make the money, and I have the brains to use it. Money isn't power until it's put to use, and the reason I can buy power is that people know I can use it—or else, honestly, they wouldn’t sell it to me. Do you get that?”

“Yes, but what are you going to do with the power, Mr. Roscoe?”

“Yes, but what are you going to do with the power, Mr. Roscoe?”

“I’m going to find oil and bring it to the top of the ground and refine it and sell it to whoever’s got the price. So long as the world needs oil, that’s my job; and when they can get along without oil, I’ll do something else. And if anybody wants a share in that job, let him do like I done, get out and sweat, and work, and play the game.”

“I’m going to find oil, bring it to the surface, refine it, and sell it to whoever’s willing to pay. As long as the world needs oil, that’s my job; and when they can manage without it, I’ll move on to something else. And if anyone wants a part of that job, they should do like I did: get out there, sweat, work hard, and play the game.”

“But Mr. Roscoe, that’s hardly practical advice for all the workers. Everybody can’t be an operator.”

“But Mr. Roscoe, that’s not really practical advice for all the employees. Not everyone can be an operator.”

“No, kiddo, you bet your boots they can’t—only them that’s got the brains. The rest have to work; and if they work for me, they’ll get fair wages, and the money will be there every Saturday night for them, no matter how much worrying and planning I got to do. But when some feller comes along with the gift of the gab, and sticks himself in between me and my men, and says I can’t deal with them except by paying him a rake-off, why then I say, ‘The jute-mill for him!’ ”

“No, kiddo, you can bet they can’t—only those who are smart enough. The rest have to put in the effort; and if they work for me, they’ll get fair wages, and the money will be there every Saturday night for them, no matter how much I have to worry and plan. But when some guy shows up with the gift of gab, tries to insert himself between me and my workers, and says I can’t deal with them unless I pay him a cut, well then I say, ‘The jute mill for him!’”

IV

The thing that Bunny carried away from this interview was Vernon Roscoe’s final appeal. “Can’t you see, boy, that your father’s a sick man? You’re not going to have him with you many years more, and some day when it’s too late you’re going to wake up and realize what you done to him. That old man ain’t had a thought in the world but to make things easier for you; you can say he shouldn’t if you want to, but all the same, that’s what he lived for. And now—now you’re spittin’ on his life! Yes, just that, and you might as well face it. Everything he’s done has been no good, it’s all crooked and dirty, and the only people with any ideals or any rights on their side are a bunch of ne’er-do-wells that hate him because he’s made good and they never will. And if you think the old man don’t feel that, if you don’t know it’s eating his heart out—well, you take it from me, and get your eyes open before it’s too late. If you got to despise your father’s money, for Christ’s sake wait till he’s dead, and the money’s your own.”

The key takeaway for Bunny from this interview was Vernon Roscoe's last plea. “Can’t you see, kid, that your father’s not well? You're not going to have him around for many more years, and one day, when it’s too late, you’ll realize what you’ve done to him. That old man only wanted to make things easier for you; you can say he shouldn’t have if you want to, but the truth is, that’s what he lived for. And now—now you’re disrespecting his life! Yes, exactly that, and you might as well accept it. Everything he’s done seems worthless, all twisted and messed up, and the only ones with any ideals or rights on their side are a bunch of losers who hate him because he’s succeeded and they never will. And if you think the old man doesn’t feel that, if you don’t know it’s tearing him apart—well, trust me, open your eyes before it’s too late. If you have to look down on your father’s money, for Christ’s sake, wait until he’s gone, and then it’ll be yours.”

So when Bunny went out from the office, he was not thinking about the troubles of the oil workers. Was it true that Dad’s health was so bad? And wasn’t there some way he could be got to stop working so hard? Was it necessary for him to be on hand and see every new well that Ross Consolidated brought in, whether it was at Lobos River or Paradise or Beach City? And what was going to happen to Dad when this labor struggle actually came to a head?

So when Bunny left the office, he wasn’t thinking about the oil workers’ problems. Was it true that Dad’s health was really that bad? Wasn’t there a way to get him to stop working so hard? Did he really need to be present for every new well that Ross Consolidated brought in, whether it was at Lobos River, Paradise, or Beach City? And what was going to happen to Dad when this labor struggle finally boiled over?

Early in the spring the union leaders held a conference, and served notice on the oil board that the defiance of government authority by the operators was beyond endurance; either the board must assert its authority, or else the workers would take matters into their own hands. The board did nothing; and when the union officials addressed letters to the operators’ committee, the letters were ignored. A strike was inevitable; and the longer it was postponed, the worse for the men.

Early in the spring, the union leaders held a meeting and informed the oil board that the operators' defiance of government authority was unacceptable. The board either needed to assert its authority, or the workers would take matters into their own hands. The board did nothing; and when the union officials sent letters to the operators’ committee, they were ignored. A strike was unavoidable; and the longer it was delayed, the worse it would be for the workers.

Then a peculiar thing happened. Vee Tracy came to Bunny; she had just completed another picture—no propaganda this time, no, she had laid down the law to Schmolsky, she would never again have anything to do with Russia, or with strikes, or anything that might wound the sensibilities of her oil prince. This time the billboards announced Viola Tracy in “An Eight Reel Comedy of College Capers, entitled ‘Come-hither Eyes.’ ” Vee was glorious as the flirt of the campus, breaking hearts of football stars by the eleven at a time, and incidentally foiling the plot of a band of bookmakers, who had bet a million dollars on the outcome of the big game, and sought to paralyze the team by kidnapping its mascot and darling. Bunny having no sympathy with either bookmakers or kidnappers, it had been all right for him to watch this picture in the making, and supply local color out of his experience with college capers.

Then something unusual happened. Vee Tracy came to Bunny; she had just wrapped up another film—this time, no propaganda. She had made it clear to Schmolsky that she would never again associate with Russia, strikes, or anything that could upset her oil prince. This time, the billboards shouted Viola Tracy in “An Eight Reel Comedy of College Capers, titled 'Come-hither Eyes.'” Vee was fabulous as the campus flirt, breaking the hearts of multiple football stars all at once, while also thwarting the scheme of a group of bookmakers who had bet a million dollars on the big game and aimed to sabotage the team by kidnapping its beloved mascot. Since Bunny had no sympathy for either bookmakers or kidnappers, he was happy to watch the making of this film and share his own college caper experiences for local flavor.

The “world premiere” of “Come-hither Eyes” was to take place in New York, and the star had to attend. “Bunny,” she said, “why not come with me, and have a little fun?”

The “world premiere” of “Come-hither Eyes” was set to happen in New York, and the star needed to be there. “Bunny,” she said, “why not come with me and have some fun?”

Now Bunny had never been east, and the idea was tempting. He had two weeks’ Easter vacation, and if he missed a bit of college, it could be made up. He said he would think it over; and later in the day—this was at the Monastery—Annabelle opened up on him, “Why don’t you go with Vee, and take Dad along? The change would be the very thing for him.”

Now Bunny had never been to the east, and the idea was tempting. He had two weeks off for Easter, and if he missed a little bit of college, he could catch up. He said he would think about it; and later in the day—this was at the Monastery—Annabelle brought it up, “Why don’t you go with Vee and take Dad along? The change would be exactly what he needs.”

He studied her ingenuous countenance, and a grin came over his own. “What’s this, Annabelle—you and Verne trying to get us out of the way of the strike?”

He looked at her innocent face, and a grin spread across his own. “What’s going on, Annabelle—you and Verne trying to keep us away from the strike?”

She answered, “If your friends really care for you, they’ll wish you to be happy.” And when he said something about it’s being cowardly to run away, she made a striking reply. “We’re going to have roast spring lamb for dinner, but you didn’t consider it necessary to visit the slaughter-house.”

She replied, “If your friends truly care about you, they want you to be happy.” And when he mentioned that running away was cowardly, she made a powerful comeback. “We’re having roast spring lamb for dinner, but you didn’t think it was important to go to the slaughterhouse.”

“Annabelle,” he replied, “you are a social philosopher.” And she told him that people went to universities to learn long names for plain common sense!

“Annabelle,” he replied, “you are a social philosopher.” And she told him that people went to universities to learn complex terms for basic common sense!

Evidently the plot was deeply laid; for when Bunny got back home, there was Dad, inquiring, “Did Verne say anything about what he wants me to do?”

Evidently, the plan was well thought out; because when Bunny got home, Dad was there asking, “Did Verne say anything about what he wants me to do?”

“No, Dad, what’s that?”

“No, Dad, what’s that?”

“There’s a conference in New York that somebody’s got to attend, and he wanted to know if I could get away. I was wondering if it would break you up at the university if you were to take a bit of vacation.”

“There’s a conference in New York that someone needs to attend, and he wanted to know if I could get away. I was thinking about whether it would be a problem for you at the university if you took a little vacation.”

Bunny debated with himself. What could be accomplished by staying? In the first strike, he had managed to keep the workers in their homes, but he couldn’t do even that much now, for Verne would be in charge, and would not budge an inch. Annabelle’s simile of the spring lamb appeared to fit exactly the position of the oil workers’ union. The job of slaughtering might take weeks, or even months, but it would be done—and all that Bunny could do would be to torment his poor father.

Bunny wrestled with his thoughts. What would staying achieve? During the first strike, he had managed to keep the workers at home, but now he couldn’t even do that, since Verne was in charge and wasn’t going to move at all. Annabelle’s comparison of the spring lamb seemed to perfectly describe the situation of the oil workers’ union. The process of taking them down might take weeks or even months, but it would happen—and all Bunny could do was make his poor father suffer.

And then Bertie was called into the conspiracy. Bertie wanted him to go. She was to visit the fashionable Woodbridge Riley’s, and after that to be on Thelma Norman’s yacht, and she didn’t want her brother getting mixed up in an oil strike and perhaps making another stink in the newspapers! Wouldn’t he think about Dad for once, and get the old man to take a rest? Bunny was tired of arguing, and said, all right.

And then Bertie was pulled into the scheme. Bertie wanted him to go. She was going to visit the trendy Woodbridge Riley’s, and after that to be on Thelma Norman’s yacht, and she didn’t want her brother getting involved in an oil strike and possibly causing another scandal in the newspapers! Wouldn’t he think about Dad for once and get the old man to take a break? Bunny was tired of debating, and said, fine.

V

The proposed trip brought up a curious problem. How did one travel with one’s mistress, in this “land of the pilgrim’s pride?” Bunny remembered vaguely having heard of people being put out of hotels, because of the lack of marriage certificates. Would he and Vee have to meet clandestinely? He asked her about it, assuming that her experience would cover the question; and it did. On the trains one took a compartment, and no questions were asked. As for hotels, you went to the most fashionable, and let them know who you were, and they made no objection to putting you in adjoining suites, with a connecting door. Look at Verne and Annabelle, said Vee; when it suited their convenience they stayed quite openly at the most high-toned of Angel City’s hotels, and there was never a peep from either the management or the newspapers. It had happened more than once that Mrs. Roscoe had been stopping at the same hotel, and the papers would report her doings on the society page, and Annabelle’s on the dramatic page, so there was never any clash.

The planned trip raised an interesting issue. How does one travel with their mistress in this "land of the pilgrim's pride?" Bunny vaguely remembered hearing about people being kicked out of hotels for not having marriage certificates. Would he and Vee have to meet secretly? He asked her, assuming her experience would provide the answer, and it did. On trains, you just took a compartment, and no one asked questions. As for hotels, you went to the most upscale ones, let them know who you were, and they had no problem putting you in adjoining suites with a connecting door. Look at Verne and Annabelle, Vee said; when it suited them, they stayed openly at the swankiest hotels in Angel City, and neither the management nor the newspapers ever said a word. It had happened more than once that Mrs. Roscoe was staying at the same hotel, and the papers would cover her activities on the society page, while Annabelle's would be on the drama page, so there was never any overlap.

In truth the land of the pilgrim’s pride no longer existed; in its place was the land of the millionaire’s glory. When a moving picture star went east, with or without a paramour, she always left by daylight, and her publicity man saw to it that the newspapers published the time and place. There would be shouting thousands, and policemen to hold them back, and cameras clicking, and armfuls of flowers to let everybody on the train know who was who. There would be crowds at every station, calling for a glimpse of their darling; and if she had an oil prince travelling in the same compartment, that was not a scandal, it was a romance.

In reality, the land that the pilgrims took pride in no longer existed; instead, it was replaced by the land of the wealthy elite. When a movie star headed east, with or without a partner, she always left in the daylight, and her publicist made sure the newspapers reported the time and place. There would be thousands of fans shouting, policemen to keep them back, cameras snapping, and armfuls of flowers to let everyone on the train know who was who. There would be crowds at every station, hoping for a glimpse of their favorite star; and if she happened to be traveling with a wealthy oil prince in the same compartment, that wasn’t a scandal, it was a love story.

And when they got to New York, there was another crowd, conjured into being by the efficient publicity machine of Schmolsky-Superba. At the hotel there were people waiting, and more armfuls of flowers, and a dozen reporters demanding interviews. And with all that free advertising for the hotel, was any officious clerk or house detective going to concern himself with the question of whether or not the connecting door between two suites was kept locked? And with a personage of such magnificent authority as J. Arnold Ross travelling along, and beaming his approval on the situation? Dad’s face was as good as a dozen marriage certificates at any hotel in the land!

And when they arrived in New York, there was another crowd, created by the efficient publicity machine of Schmolsky-Superba. At the hotel, people were waiting, there were more armfuls of flowers, and a dozen reporters demanding interviews. And with all that free advertising for the hotel, was any nosy clerk or security guard going to worry about whether the connecting door between two suites was locked? And with someone as important as J. Arnold Ross traveling with them, approving the situation? Dad’s presence was worth a dozen marriage certificates at any hotel in the country!

For the old man this journey was just peaches and cream all the way; a vicarious jag, with no “hang-over” the next morning. He insisted upon paying all the bills; and he had his secretary along, so everything just happened by magic—train accommodations, hotel suites, taxicabs, flowers, candy, theatre tickets—you had only to hint a wish, and the thing was there. What more could there be to add to mortal bliss? Only that Vee would have liked to eat a square meal now and then; and to have spent the morning in bed, instead of having to keep an appointment to “reduce” at a gymnasium!

For the old man, this trip was a dream come true; a wild ride without any hangover the next day. He insisted on covering all the expenses, and since his secretary was with him, everything seemed to happen effortlessly—train tickets, hotel suites, taxis, flowers, candy, theater tickets—just a hint was all it took, and it appeared. What else could enhance happiness? Well, Vee would have liked to have a proper meal every now and then; and to spend the morning lounging in bed instead of having to keep an appointment to work out at the gym!

They saw the world premiere of “Come-hither Eyes.” Possibly you have never been to college in America, and do not understand our lively ways of speech; so let it be explained that sometimes the eyes of “co-eds” have been observed to possess, whether from natural endowment or by practice acquired, a certain quality suggestive to the male creature of an impulse to proximity. A delicious title, you see; and a delicious picture, transporting tired and bored millions into that very same world of glorious money-spending to which Vee and Bunny had been lifted up. The mechanic who had been screwing up nut number 847 in an automobile factory all day, the housewife who had been washing baby-diapers and buying shoddy goods in a five and ten-cent store—these were placed in the same position as Dad, enjoying a vicarious jag with no hang-over the next morning!

They saw the world premiere of “Come-hither Eyes.” You might not have been to college in America, so let me explain our lively way of talking; sometimes, the eyes of female students have been noticed to have, either naturally or through practice, a certain quality that suggests to guys a desire to get closer. A captivating title, right? And an enchanting movie, taking tired and bored millions into the same world of extravagant spending that Vee and Bunny had experienced. The factory worker who had been tightening nut number 847 in an auto factory all day, the housewife who had been washing baby diapers and shopping for cheap goods at a dollar store—these people found themselves in a similar situation as Dad, enjoying a whiskey buzz with no hangover the next morning!

The scenes at the New York premiere were the same as in Angel City; the crowds as great, and the cheering as enthusiastic. And Vee and Bunny, sitting up in bed in their silken garments, while black-clad robots silently and mechanically served breakfast on silver trays—Vee and Bunny read the accounts of their triumph, and who had attended and what they had worn. And then, turning over the paper, Bunny read a dispatch from Angel City—ten thousand oil workers had walked out on strike, and the industry was tied up tight. The operators announced that they were no longer willing to recognize the oil board, and issued a new wage-scale that was to be taken or left. Trouble was feared, added the newspapers, because it was known that radical agitators had for some time been active among the men.

The scenes at the New York premiere were just like those in Angel City; the crowds were just as large, and the cheering just as enthusiastic. Vee and Bunny, sitting up in bed in their silky pajamas, while black-clad robots quietly and efficiently served breakfast on silver trays—Vee and Bunny read the articles about their success, who attended, and what they wore. Then, flipping over the paper, Bunny read a report from Angel City—ten thousand oil workers had gone on strike, and the industry was completely shut down. The operators declared that they were no longer willing to recognize the oil board and issued a new wage scale that was take it or leave it. The newspapers warned that trouble was expected because it was known that radical activists had been active among the workers for some time.

VI

Bunny was on a holiday, and must enjoy himself; if he failed to do so, the enjoyment of his two companions would be marred. He must smile and escort them to a theatre, and afterwards send Dad home in a taxi, and go with Vee to a supper-party with some of the screen people, and gossip about their productions and their profits, and see them drink too much, and know that there would be an hour’s talk about prohibition and bootleggers, starting as soon as he and Vee refused to drink. Were they “on the wagon”? Or were they afraid of this liquor? This was something special—the original Koski stuff, or whatever it might be in New York.

Bunny was on vacation and had to have a good time; if he didn’t, it would ruin the fun for his two friends. He had to smile and take them to a theatre, then send Dad home in a taxi, and go with Vee to a supper party with some people from the film industry, where they would gossip about their projects and profits, watch them drink too much, and listen to an hour-long discussion about prohibition and bootleggers once he and Vee decided not to drink. Were they “on the wagon”? Or were they just scared of the alcohol? This was something special—the original Koski stuff, or whatever it was called in New York.

Then in the morning the pair would go to the “gym,” and practice stunts together, making themselves a quite competent pair of gymnasts—Vee said that if ever Dad went broke, and she got “kleig eyes” and had to quit the movies, they could earn several hundred a week on the “big time circuit.” They would have lunch, and then maybe there would be a matinee, or somebody calling, or reporters or special writers; or Vee would go shopping, and absolutely insist upon having her darling Bunny along, because he had such exquisite taste, and why did she dress but to please him? Bunny met other rich young men in his position, and learned that such remarks were preliminary to the man’s ordering the bill sent to him. But there was nothing of the “gold-digger” about Vee—when she gave the invitation, she paid.

Then in the morning, the two would go to the “gym” and practice stunts together, making themselves quite skilled gymnasts. Vee said that if Dad ever went broke and she developed “kleig eyes” and had to quit acting, they could earn a few hundred a week on the “big time circuit.” They would have lunch, and then maybe there would be a matinee, or someone calling, or reporters or special writers; or Vee would go shopping and insist on bringing her beloved Bunny along because he had such great taste, and why did she dress if not to impress him? Bunny met other wealthy young men in his situation and realized that such comments usually meant the man would ask for the bill to be sent to him. But Vee was nothing like a “gold-digger” —when she extended an invitation, she paid.

What she wanted was her Bunny-rabbit. She adored him, and wanted to be with him every moment, and to show him off to all the world, including the newspapers. They had been together long enough for Bunny to know her thoroughly, and to realize the drawbacks as well as the advantages of the alliance. That she was sensual did not trouble him, for he was young, and his ardors matched hers. The arts that he had learned from Eunice Hoyt were combined with those Vee had learned from many lovers, and they were dizzy with delight; the impulse that drew them together was impossible to resist.

What she wanted was her Bunny-rabbit. She loved him and wanted to be with him every moment and show him off to the entire world, including the newspapers. They had been together long enough for Bunny to know her completely and to understand both the downsides and the upsides of their relationship. His awareness of her sensuality didn’t bother him, since he was young and his desires matched hers. The skills he had picked up from Eunice Hoyt mixed with what Vee had learned from various lovers, and they were both swept away with joy; the attraction pulling them together was irresistible.

But intellectually they were far from being mated. Vee would listen to anything he wanted to talk about, but how little she really cared about serious things would be comically revealed by her sudden shifting of the conversation. She had her own life, one of speed and excitement and show. She might jeer at the movie world and its works, but nevertheless, she was of that world, and applause and attention were the breath she lived by. She was always on the stage, playing a part—the world’s professional darling; always bright, always fresh, young, beautiful, sprightly. Such a thing as thoughtfulness was suspect, a cloak for dangerous enemies stealing into your mind. “What’s the matter, Bunny-rabbit? I believe you’re thinking about that horrid strike!”

But intellectually, they were worlds apart. Vee would listen to anything he wanted to discuss, but her lack of interest in serious topics became comically obvious whenever she abruptly changed the subject. She had her own life, filled with speed, excitement, and show. She might mock the movie industry and its creations, but deep down, she was part of that world, and applause and attention were what she thrived on. She was always in the spotlight, playing a role—the world’s darling; always upbeat, always fresh, young, beautiful, and lively. Any hint of thoughtfulness seemed suspicious, like a disguise for dangerous thoughts creeping into your mind. “What’s wrong, Bunny-rabbit? I think you’re worrying about that awful strike!”

Sitting down and reading a book was a thing quite unknown to this world’s darling. A newspaper, yes, of course, or a magazine—one had them lying about, and a man would pick them up and glance over something, but always ready to stop to look at a new dress or listen to a bit of gossip. But to become absorbed in reading and not want to be interrupted—well, it didn’t seem quite polite, did it? As for spending a whole afternoon or evening reading a book—Vee had simply never heard of such a thing. She did not put it into words, but Bunny could understand that a book was cheap; anybody could get one and sit off in a corner, but few could have a box at the theatre, presented by the management, and sit there, almost as important as the play.

Sitting down to read a book was something completely unfamiliar to this world’s favorite. A newspaper, sure, or a magazine—those were lying around for anyone to pick up and skim through, but always ready to pause for a new dress or hear some gossip. But getting lost in a book and not wanting to be interrupted—well, that didn’t seem very polite, did it? As for spending an entire afternoon or evening reading a book—Vee had simply never heard of such a thing. She didn’t say it out loud, but Bunny understood that a book was cheap; anyone could grab one and hide away in a corner, but only a few could have a box at the theatre, gifted by the management, and sit there, almost as significant as the play itself.

One of the young fellows who had taught at Dan Irving’s labor college was in New York, and Bunny met him, and they talked about what was going on in the labor movement all over the world. Bunny would have liked to meet him again, and to go to meetings—there were so many exciting things in this great city, headquarters of the radical movement as of everything else. But Vee found out about this, and set out to save him—just as if he had wanted to smoke opium or drink absinthe! She would make engagements for him, and claim his time, and question him, with an anxious, “Where is my wandering boy tonight?” sort of an air. Bunny knew, of course, that she was doing it for his soul’s salvation, and doubtless at Dad’s direct request; but all the same it was a bore.

One of the young guys who had taught at Dan Irving’s labor college was in New York, and Bunny ran into him, and they chatted about what was happening in the labor movement globally. Bunny wished he could see him again and attend meetings—there were so many exciting things happening in this huge city, which was the center of the radical movement as well as everything else. But Vee found out about this and was determined to save him—just like if he had wanted to smoke opium or drink absinthe! She would schedule plans for him, monopolize his time, and ask him with a worried, “Where is my wandering boy tonight?” vibe. Bunny understood, of course, that she was doing it for his well-being, likely at Dad’s urging; but it was still a drag.

He had one other acquaintance, to whom Vee made no objection—his mother. She had married again some time ago, and her husband was rich, and she had a lovely home, so she had written. Bunny went to see her, and had to make an extreme effort not to reveal his consternation at her appearance. A dreadful example of what happened when a woman yielded to her craving for a square meal! Mamma had filled out till she was round as a ball of butter, and so soft that it was hard to keep together on a hot day like this. “Fair, fat, and forty” runs the saying; the surgeons add, “and a bad gall bladder,” but Bunny didn’t know that, and neither did Mamma. She was dressed like a queen in his honor, and had a poodle dog—selected, as Vee would have said, to match her figure. Her husband was a dealer in jewelry, and apparently he used his wife instead of a safe. She insisted on giving Bunny a diamond ring, and when he told her about the strike, she gave him another to be sold for the strikers’ relief fund. Oil men were cruel, said Mamma—she knew!

He had one other friend, who Vee didn’t mind—his mother. She had remarried some time ago, and her new husband was wealthy, and she had a beautiful home, or so she wrote. Bunny went to visit her, and had to really try hard not to show his shock at how she looked. It was a sad example of what could happen when a woman gave in to her desire for good food! Mom had become as round as a ball of butter, and so soft that it was tough to keep together on a hot day like this. “Fair, fat, and forty” is a saying; the doctors add, “and a bad gall bladder,” but Bunny didn’t know that, and neither did Mom. She was dressed like royalty in his honor, and had a poodle dog—chosen, as Vee would have said, to match her figure. Her husband sold jewelry, and it seemed he used his wife as if she were a safe. She insisted on giving Bunny a diamond ring, and when he told her about the strike, she gave him another to sell for the strikers’ relief fund. Oil men were cruel, Mom said—she knew!

VII

Dad was attending to the business which had brought him east. He didn’t say much about it, and that was unusual, so Bunny knew it was something off color. Presently he wormed it out of his father, it had to do with those naval reserve leases they were planning to get. President Harding had been inaugurated, and had made Barney Brockway his attorney-general, according to schedule, and appointed Vernon Roscoe’s man as secretary of the interior. This was Senator Crisby, an old party hack who had served Roscoe and O’Reilly when they were occupied in turning out one Mexican administration and putting in another; they had held over the Mexicans’ heads the threat of American intervention, and this Crisby, as senator from Texas, had clamored for war and almost got it. He couldn’t let women alone, Dad said, and so he was always busted, and ready for any new job that came along.

Dad was focused on the business that had taken him east. He didn’t say much about it, which was unusual, so Bunny felt like something was off. Eventually, he got it out of his father— it was about those naval reserve leases they were trying to secure. President Harding had been inaugurated, and as expected, he appointed Barney Brockway as his attorney general and put Vernon Roscoe’s guy in as secretary of the interior. That was Senator Crisby, an old party insider who had worked with Roscoe and O’Reilly when they were involved in replacing one Mexican administration with another; they had used the threat of American intervention to keep the Mexicans in line, and this Crisby, as senator from Texas, had pushed hard for war and almost succeeded. Dad said he couldn’t keep away from women, so he always ended up in trouble, and was always open to any new opportunity that came up.

Now he was to give the oil men a whole string of valuable leases for practically nothing; but he had to have more money, there were a lot of fellows that had to have a lot more money. That was the trouble in dealing with politicians; you bought them before election, and then you had to buy them again after election, they wouldn’t “stay put,” like business men. What Dad had come on here for was to consult a lawyer that Verne considered the greatest in the country, and fix up a little corporation for the purpose of buying government officials legally. Of course Dad didn’t put it in those crude words, but that was what it amounted to, Bunny insisted, and how could it be done? Dad answered that a real good lawyer could do anything. This was going to be a Canadian corporation, so that it wouldn’t have to obey United States laws; and the men that took stock in it were to get their leases in the end. But the trouble was, nobody could be sure just what the leases would be worth, and Pete O’Reilly and Fred Orpan were trying to make Dad and Verne put up too big a share of the money. Verne was mad and said they could go to hell, and he wanted Dad to settle down and wait a while in New York, and bluff them out. Could Bunny make up his mind to skip the rest of his college term, and maybe do some studying with a tutor, and pass his examinations in the fall?

Now he was set to give the oil guys a whole bunch of valuable leases for almost nothing; but he needed more money because there were a lot of people who needed a lot more money. That was the issue with dealing with politicians; you bought them before the election, and then you had to buy them again after the election; they wouldn’t “stay put,” like business people. What Dad was here for was to talk to a lawyer that Verne thought was the best in the country and set up a little corporation to legally buy government officials. Of course, Dad didn’t say it in such blunt terms, but that was what it really meant, Bunny insisted, and how could it be done? Dad replied that a really good lawyer could do anything. This was going to be a Canadian corporation, so it wouldn’t have to follow U.S. laws; and the people who invested in it would eventually get their leases. But the problem was, nobody could be sure how much the leases would be worth, and Pete O’Reilly and Fred Orpan were trying to make Dad and Verne contribute too much of the money. Verne was upset and said they could go to hell, and he wanted Dad to settle down and wait a while in New York and bluff them out. Could Bunny decide to skip the rest of his college term, maybe study with a tutor, and pass his exams in the fall?

Bunny said he didn’t care about college, but this worried him—what was Dad getting in for with this Canadian corporation? Dad insisted it was perfectly all right, he had the best lawyer in the country. But Bunny said, “Are you sure Verne isn’t putting something over on you?” Dad was shocked at that, how could Bunny have such an idea, why Verne was the best friend Dad had ever had in business, he was straight as they made them. “Yes, Dad, but they don’t make them so very straight in the oil-game. And why doesn’t Verne do his own bribing? Why didn’t he come to New York?”

Bunny said he didn’t care about college, but it bothered him—what was Dad getting into with this Canadian corporation? Dad insisted it was completely fine; he had the best lawyer in the country. But Bunny asked, “Are you sure Verne isn’t trying to pull something over on you?” Dad was taken aback; how could Bunny think that? Verne was the best friend Dad had ever had in business; he was as honest as they come. “Yes, Dad, but they aren’t always so honest in the oil business. And why doesn’t Verne do his own bribing? Why didn’t he come to New York?”

“But son, Verne has got to handle the strike—you know he couldn’t get away now. He’s taken that off my shoulders, and you ought to be glad.” Dad added a naive remark, the oil men wouldn’t let him deal with labor, he was “too soft.” The phrase sounded familiar.

“But son, Verne has to deal with the strike—you know he can’t leave right now. He’s taken that responsibility off my hands, and you should be thankful.” Dad added a naive comment, saying the oil guys wouldn’t let him handle labor because he was “too soft.” That phrase sounded familiar.

It turned out that Vee and Dad had been putting their heads together. Vee wanted a vacation, also; they would go up to Canada to complete Dad’s business, and then they would find a camp, and instead of tiresome “gym” work, she and Bunny would tramp the forests and swim in a beautiful lake. So Dad sent a telegram to President Alonzo T. Cowper, D.D., Ph.D., LL.D., explaining that urgent business compelled his son to remain in the east, and could it be arranged that Bunny might return and take his examinations in the fall? Dr. Cowper wired that the authorities would be very pleased indeed to grant this favor.

It turned out that Vee and Dad had been brainstorming together. Vee also wanted a vacation; they planned to go up to Canada to wrap up Dad’s business, and then they would find a camp. Instead of doing boring “gym” workouts, she and Bunny would explore the forests and swim in a lovely lake. So Dad sent a telegram to President Alonzo T. Cowper, D.D., Ph.D., LL.D., explaining that urgent business required his son to stay in the east, and asked if it could be arranged for Bunny to come back and take his exams in the fall. Dr. Cowper replied that the authorities would be very pleased to grant this favor.

And then, the very morning after it was all settled, a telegram came for Bunny, and he opened it and read the signature. Ruth Watkins. With swiftly flying eyes he took in the sense of it—Paul and Eddie Piatt and Bud Stoner and Jick Duggan and four others of their group had been arrested, charged with “suspicion of criminal syndicalism,” and were lodged in the San Elido county jail with ten thousand dollars bail demanded for Paul and seventy-five hundred for each of the others. “They have done nothing and everybody knows it,” declared the telegram, “merely scheme to lock them up during strike. Jail is horrible place Paul’s health will not stand it implore you for sake our old friendship obtain needed bail for all surely no need assure you no money will be lost on our boys.”

And then, the very next morning after everything was settled, a telegram arrived for Bunny. He opened it and read the signature: Ruth Watkins. With quickening eyes, he absorbed the message—Paul, Eddie Piatt, Bud Stoner, Jick Duggan, and four other members of their group had been arrested, charged with “suspicion of criminal syndicalism,” and were being held in the San Elido county jail, with bail set at ten thousand dollars for Paul and seventy-five hundred for each of the others. “They haven't done anything, and everyone knows it,” the telegram stated, “this is just a scheme to lock them up during the strike. Jail is a horrible place; Paul’s health can’t handle it. I implore you, for the sake of our old friendship, to secure the necessary bail for all of them. I assure you, there’s no risk, no money will be lost on our boys.”

VIII

At first Bunny had a cruel suspicion—that his father had known of this arrest, or at any rate that it was pending, before his latest effort to keep Bunny away from California. But he realized, it was enough to believe that Vernon Roscoe, intending to break up the “nest of Bolshevism” in the Rascum cabin, had made plans to get both Dad and Bunny away and keep them away. Anyhow, the scheme would not work, for Bunny was not going to permit his friend to be treated in that crude fashion!

At first, Bunny had a harsh suspicion—that his dad had known about this arrest, or at least that it was coming, before he tried to keep Bunny away from California again. But he figured it was enough to believe that Vernon Roscoe, planning to dismantle the “nest of Bolshevism” in the Rascum cabin, had plotted to get both Dad and Bunny out of there and keep them away. Anyway, the plan wouldn’t work, because Bunny wasn’t going to let his friend be treated like that!

Dad happened to be out, and Bunny showed the telegram to Vee, and talked it out with her. She wanted to know what he meant to do, and he answered that Dad would have to put up the bail for Paul, at least.

Dad was out, so Bunny showed the telegram to Vee and talked it over with her. She wanted to know what he planned to do, and he replied that Dad would need to pay the bail for Paul, at least.

“But Bunny, you know he can’t do that—he wouldn’t cross Verne in regard to the strike.”

“But Bunny, you know he can’t do that—he wouldn’t go against Verne about the strike.”

“He’s simply; got to do it, Vee! I’d be a dog to let a man like Paul be locked up in that filthy hole.”

"He's just got to do it, Vee! I'd be a fool to let a guy like Paul stay locked up in that dirty hole."

“But suppose Dad won’t, Bunny?”

"But what if Dad won't, Bunny?"

“Then I’ve got to go back, that’s all there is to it.”

“Then I have to go back, that’s all there is to it.”

“What could you do when you got there?”

“What could you do when you arrived?”

“I’ll hunt around till I find somebody that’s got a sense of decency and also a little cash.”

“I’ll look around until I find someone who has some decency and a bit of money.”

“The combination isn’t so easy to find, dear—I know, because I’ve tried it. And it’s going to make Dad dreadfullly unhappy, to say nothing of spoiling our vacation. I have just learned of the loveliest place—a camp that Schmolsky bought up in Ontario, and he’s never been there, he’s too busy. And, oh, Bunny, I thought we were going to have such a marvelous time.”

"The combination isn’t easy to find, dear—I know, because I’ve tried. And it’s going to make Dad really unhappy, not to mention ruin our vacation. I just found out about the most wonderful place—a camp that Schmolsky bought up in Ontario, and he’s never been there; he’s too busy. And, oh, Bunny, I thought we were going to have an amazing time."

She put her arms about him, but he hardly knew she was there, so cruelly was his spirit wrung by the vision of Paul in jail. And he, Bunny, running away from the trouble, loafing about and pretending it was a “vacation”! He that thought he understood the social problem, and had an ideal, at least a glimpse of what was kind and fair! He broke loose from Vee’s arms and began to pace the floor, storming half at himself for a renegade and half at the dirty crooks that ran the government of San Elido county, and stole the funds that were supposed to keep the jail clean and feed the prisoners. Bunny was twisting his hands together in his misery, and Vee watched him, startled; it was a new aspect of her Bunny-rabbit, that she had thought so sweet and soft and warm!

She wrapped her arms around him, but he barely noticed she was there, so crushed was he by the thought of Paul in jail. And there he was, Bunny, running away from the problem, lounging around and acting like it was a “vacation”! He who believed he understood the social issue and had at least a hint of what was kind and fair! He broke away from Vee’s embrace and started pacing the floor, angry at himself for being a traitor and furious at the corrupt people running the San Elido County government who embezzled the funds meant to keep the jail clean and feed the inmates. Bunny was twisting his hands together in his anguish, and Vee stared at him, shocked; it was a new side of her Bunny-rabbit that she had always thought was so sweet, soft, and warm!

“Listen, dear!” she broke in, suddenly. “Stop a minute and talk to me quietly. You know, I don’t know much about these things.”

“Hey, listen!” she interrupted abruptly. “Hold on for a minute and talk to me calmly. You know, I don’t really understand much about this stuff.”

“What is it?”

"What's that?"

“How can you be sure that Paul hasn’t broken any law?”

“How can you be sure that Paul hasn’t broken any laws?”

“Because I know him. I know all his ideas. I’ve talked the thing out with him from A to Z—all about this strike, and how it’s to be handled, the importance of getting the men to stand as a unit, how everything else must be subordinated to that. That’s what he’s been doing, and that’s why Verne has thrown him into jail.”

“Because I know him. I know all his ideas. I’ve discussed everything with him from start to finish—all about this strike, how to handle it, the importance of getting the men to stick together, and how everything else must come second to that. That’s what he’s been doing, and that’s why Verne has put him in jail.”

“You’re quite sure Verne has done it?”

“Are you really sure Verne has done it?”

“Of course—he and the rest of the operators’ committee. What are those officials in San Elido, but office-boys for the oil men? Before Verne came in there, Dad ran that county; I’ve seen him pay the money with my own eyes, and more times than one.”

“Of course—he and the rest of the operators’ committee. What are those officials in San Elido, if not office-boys for the oil men? Before Verne showed up, Dad ran that county; I’ve seen him hand over the cash with my own eyes, and more than once.”

“And you don’t think they may have evidence that Paul has been conniving at violence?”

“And you don’t think they might have evidence that Paul has been plotting violence?”

“I don’t know what evidence they’ve got. Verne as good as told me he had spies on that bunch, and I don’t know what those spies may have planted—and neither does Verne know, for that matter. That’s one of the damnable things about it. Another is—you see that charge, ‘suspicion of criminal syndicalism’! What they call ‘criminal syndicalism’ means that you advocate overthrowing the government, or changing the social system by force; but you notice they don’t arrest you for that—they arrest you for ‘suspicion’ of it! In other words, you advocate some idea that some ignorant cop or some crook in office chooses to think may be dangerous, and then they throw you into jail, and there you stay—the courts are crowded, and they can keep you a year without a trial or any chance at all.”

“I don’t know what evidence they have. Verne practically told me he had spies on that group, and I have no idea what those spies might have planted—and Verne doesn’t know either, for that matter. That’s one of the frustrating things about it. Another is—you see that charge, ‘suspicion of criminal syndicalism’! What they call ‘criminal syndicalism’ means advocating for overthrowing the government or changing the social system by force; but you notice they don’t arrest you for that—they arrest you for ‘suspicion’ of it! In other words, you advocate some idea that some clueless cop or corrupt official chooses to believe might be a threat, and then they throw you in jail, and there you stay—the courts are backed up, and they can keep you for a year without a trial or any chance at all.”

“Oh, surely they can’t do that, Bunny!”

“Oh, they can’t be serious, Bunny!”

“They’re doing it right along. I know fellows it’s been done to. They put the bail high on purpose, so that workingmen can’t get it. And they think they’re going to do it to Paul Watkins, the best boy-friend I ever had, the straightest fellow I ever knew—yes, by God, and he went to Siberia and served in that war, and came out sick—that boy was as tough as a hickory nut before that, a country fellow, simple and straight, and with no vices. And this is the reward he gets for his services to his country—by Jesus, I’d like to see them get me to fight for a country like that!”

“They’re doing it right now. I know guys it's happened to. They set the bail high on purpose so that working people can’t afford it. And they think they're going to do it to Paul Watkins, the best friend I ever had, the straightest guy I ever knew—yes, damn it, he went to Siberia and served in that war, and came back sick—that guy was as tough as nails before that, a country boy, straightforward and good, with no bad habits. And this is the reward he gets for serving his country—God, I’d love to see them get me to fight for a country like that!”

Bunny had to dash a tear out of his eyes, and he began to pace the floor again, and stumbled against a chair. Vee put her arms about him and whispered, “Listen, dear, I know some people that have got money, and I may be able to help you. Leave it to me for a few hours, and don’t say anything to Dad about it—what’s the use of worrying him to no purpose? If I can arrange it, he’ll be able to tell Verne that he knew nothing about it, and that’ll be so much better all round.”

Bunny had to wipe a tear from his eye, and he started pacing the floor again, stumbling against a chair. Vee wrapped her arms around him and whispered, “Listen, dear, I know some people with money, and I might be able to help you. Just give me a few hours, and don’t say anything to Dad about it—there’s no point in worrying him for no reason. If I can work it out, he’ll be able to tell Verne that he had no idea, and that will be much better for everyone.”

She went off, and a couple of hours later came back. Bunny was to wire Ruth that neither he nor his father could do anything, but a friend had taken an interest in the case, and the money had been deposited with the American Bonding Company, and their office in Angel City would obtain Paul’s release. Bunny said, “How did you do it?” and she answered, “The less you know about it the better. I know somebody that owns some real estate in Angel City, and has a salary coming to them, and employers that are anxious to keep them happy and contented.” Bunny said it must have cost a good deal, and he ought to pay it back, and Vee said, “Yes, it cost a pile, and you’re going to pay in love and affection, and you can start right now.” She flew to his arms, and he covered her with kisses, and it was like an orchestra that went surging up in their hearts. It is an extremely unsettling thing to have a whole orchestra inside you!

She left and came back a couple of hours later. Bunny was supposed to tell Ruth that neither he nor his dad could do anything, but a friend had taken an interest in the situation, and the money was deposited with the American Bonding Company, and their office in Angel City would handle Paul’s release. Bunny asked, “How did you do it?” and she replied, “The less you know about it, the better. I know someone who owns some property in Angel City, has a salary coming in, and employers who are eager to keep them happy and satisfied.” Bunny said it must have cost a lot, and he should pay it back, and Vee said, “Yes, it cost a fortune, and you’re going to pay in love and affection, and you can start right now.” She rushed into his arms, and he showered her with kisses, and it felt like an orchestra surging in their hearts. It’s an incredibly overwhelming feeling to have a whole orchestra inside you!

IX

Well, Paul got out, and Bunny was supposed to be satisfied. To be sure, seven other fellows were in, and Bunny knew them all; but it would have cost fifty-two thousand five hundred dollars to release them, and that would certainly be carrying idealism to unreasonable extremes. So Bunny let Vee carry him and Dad off to that “camp” on a lake with a long Indian name, and there they swam, and canoed, and fished, and tramped the forests, and took pictures of moose in the water; they had Indian guides, and everything romantic—and at the same time hot and cold water in their bed-rooms, and steam-heat if they wanted it; all the comforts of Broadway and Forty-second Street.

Well, Paul got out, and Bunny was supposed to be happy about it. Sure, seven other guys were still inside, and Bunny knew all of them; but it would’ve cost $52,500 to bail them out, and that would definitely be taking idealism too far. So Bunny let Vee take him and Dad to that “camp” by a lake with a long Indian name, where they swam, canoed, fished, hiked through the forests, and took pictures of moose in the water; they had Indian guides and all the romantic stuff—and at the same time, there was hot and cold water in their bedrooms, and steam heat if they wanted it; all the comforts of Broadway and Forty-second Street.

Here, if ever, they had a chance to get enough of each other; there were no distractions, no social duties, no visitors dropping in, no dressing to be done; they were together all day and all night. What Bunny found was that they were perfectly happy so long as they were doing physical things: canoe trips to other places, new fishing stunts, hunting with the camera, shooting rapids, learning to make camp, to start a fire like the Indians—anything it might be. But they must be playing all the time, otherwise a great gulf opened between them. If Bunny wanted to read, what was Vee to do?

Here, they finally had a chance to be fully with each other; there were no distractions, no social obligations, no unexpected guests, no need to get dressed up; they spent every day and night together. Bunny discovered that they were completely happy as long as they were doing active things: canoeing to new spots, trying out new fishing techniques, hunting with a camera, navigating rapids, learning how to camp, and starting a fire like the Indians—whatever it was. But they had to be engaged in fun activities all the time; otherwise, a huge gap would open up between them. If Bunny wanted to read, what was Vee supposed to do?

Once a day a little steamer came the length of the lake and put off supplies and a packet of mail. There were papers from Angel City, and also, once a week, the strike bulletin of the oil workers, which Bunny had very unwisely subscribed for. What was the use of running three thousand miles away from trouble, and then having it sent to you in a mail sack? Reading of the scenes that he knew so well—the meetings, the relief work, the raising of funds, the struggles with the guards, the arrests, the sufferings of the men in jail, the beating up of strike pickets, the insolence of the sheriff and other officials, the dishonesty of the newspapers—it was exactly the same as if Bunny were in Paradise. Paul was one of the executive committee, Paul had become Tom Axton’s right-hand man, and his speeches were quoted, and his experiences in the San Elido county jail—when Bunny had finished that little paper, he was so shaken he was not the same all day. Vee found out about it, of course, and began trying to persuade him to stop reading it. Had he not done his share by giving the strikers back their leader? And had he not promised to repay her, his darling Vee-Vee, with love and affection for a whole summer?

Once a day, a small steamer traveled the length of the lake, delivering supplies and a packet of mail. There were papers from Angel City, and also, once a week, the strike bulletin from the oil workers, which Bunny had foolishly subscribed to. What was the point of fleeing three thousand miles away from trouble only to have it delivered to him in a mail sack? Reading about the scenes he knew all too well—the meetings, the relief work, the fundraising, the clashes with security, the arrests, the suffering of the men in jail, the beatings of strike picketers, the arrogance of the sheriff and other officials, the dishonesty of the newspapers—it felt just like Bunny was still in Paradise. Paul was on the executive committee, and he had become Tom Axton’s right-hand man; his speeches were being quoted, and his experiences in the San Elido County jail—by the time Bunny finished that little paper, he was so shaken that he felt different all day. Vee found out about it, of course, and started trying to convince him to stop reading it. Hadn’t he done his part by returning the strikers their leader? And hadn’t he promised to repay her, his beloved Vee-Vee, with love and affection for an entire summer?

Bunny wrestled it out with his own soul, in such free moments as he could get. He told himself that it was to help his father—a more respectable excuse than entertaining a mistress! But did his father have a right to expect so much? Did any one person have a right to replace all the rest of humanity? If it was the duty of the young to sacrifice themselves for the old, how could there ever be any progress in the world? As time passed, and the struggle in the oil fields grew more tense, the agony of the workers more evident, Bunny came to the clear decision that his flight had been cowardly.

Bunny battled with his own conscience during the rare moments he found for himself. He convinced himself it was to help his father—a better excuse than having an affair! But did his father really have the right to demand so much? Did any one person have the right to take the place of all of humanity? If young people were supposed to sacrifice themselves for the old, how could there ever be any progress in the world? As time went on, and the tension in the oil fields increased, making the suffering of the workers more apparent, Bunny realized that his escape had been a cowardly act.

He tried to explain his point of view to Vee, but only to run into a stone wall. It was not a subject for reasoning, it was a matter of instinct with her. She believed in her money; she had starved for it, sold herself, body and mind, for it, and she meant to hang onto it. Bunny’s so-called “radical movement” meant to her that others wanted to take it away. He discovered a strange, hard streak in her; she would spend money lavishly, for silks and furs and jewels, for motor-cars and parties—but that was all professional, it was part of her advertising bill. But, on the other hand, where no display was involved, where the public did not enter—there she hated to spend money; he overheard her wrangling with a washer-woman over the amount to be charged for the ironing of her lingerie, and those filmy night-dresses in which she seduced his soul.

He tried to explain his perspective to Vee, but it was like talking to a brick wall. This wasn’t something she could reason about; it was purely instinct for her. She had faith in her money; she had struggled for it, sold herself—both body and mind—for it, and she was determined to hold onto it. Bunny’s so-called “radical movement” just suggested to her that others wanted to take it away. He noticed a strange, tough side to her; she would spend money extravagantly on silks, furs, jewels, luxury cars, and parties—but that was all part of her public persona, her way of promoting herself. However, where there was no show involved, where the public wasn't around, she hated to spend money; he once overheard her arguing with a washerwoman about the price for ironing her lingerie, and those sheer nightgowns that captured his heart.

No, he could never make a “radical” out of this darling of the world; he would have to make up his mind to that. She would listen to him, because she loved him, even the sound of his voice talking nonsense; she would make a feeble pretense at agreeing, but all the time it was as if he had the measles and she waiting for him to get cured; as if he were drunk and she trying to get him “on the wagon.” She had apologized to Rachel, and had got Paul out of jail, but merely to please him, and in reality she hated both these people. Still more did she hate Ruth, with a cold, implacable hatred—an intriguing minx, pretending to be a simple country maiden in order to win an oil prince! No women were simple, if you believed Vee, and damn few of them were maidens.

No, he could never turn this darling of the world into a “radical”; he had to accept that. She would listen to him because she loved him, even enjoying the sound of his voice rambling on; she would make a weak attempt to agree, but deep down it felt like he had the measles and she was just waiting for him to get better; like he was drunk and she was trying to get him sober. She had apologized to Rachel and gotten Paul out of jail, but that was just to please him, and in truth, she hated both of them. She loathed Ruth even more, with a cold, relentless hatred—an intriguing tease, pretending to be a simple country girl to snag an oil prince! Vee believed no woman was truly simple, and hardly any of them were maidens.

Nor would Ruth ever stop being a nuisance. In the midst of one of their happiest times, she sent Bunny another telegram—her brother was in jail again, this time it was contempt of court. Bunny considered it necessary to paddle down to the nearest telegraph office and wire Mr. Dolliver, the lawyer, to investigate and report. The answer came that nothing could be done—Paul and others of the strike leaders had disregarded an injunction forbidding them to do this and that, and there was no bail and no appeal, neither habeas corpusses nor counter-injunctions, and Paul would have to serve his three months’ sentence.

Ruth never stopped being a pain. Just when they were having one of their best moments, she sent Bunny another telegram—her brother was in jail again, this time for contempt of court. Bunny felt it was necessary to head down to the closest telegraph office and message Mr. Dolliver, the lawyer, to look into it and report back. The response came back saying there was nothing that could be done—Paul and some of the strike leaders had ignored a court order that prohibited them from doing this and that, and there was no bail or appeal, no habeas corpus or counter-injunctions, and Paul would have to serve his three-month sentence.

Bunny was bitter and rebellious against judges who issued injunctions, and Vee was afraid to speak, because it seemed obvious to her that somebody had to control strikers. Of course after that there was a shadow over their holiday—Bunny brooding upon his friend shut up in the county jail. He sent Ruth five hundred dollars, to take care of all the prisoners; and in course of time got a letter, saying that the prisoners had refused the money, and Ruth had turned it over to the strike relief. It was a terrible thing to see children without enough to eat; terrible also that men who had power should use it to starve children! Thus the “simple” Ruth—not meaning any hint at Dad!

Bunny was resentful and defiant toward the judges who issued injunctions, and Vee was scared to speak up because it felt clear to her that someone needed to manage the strikers. Naturally, after that, their holiday felt overshadowed—Bunny was consumed with thoughts of his friend locked up in the county jail. He sent Ruth $500 to help all the prisoners, and eventually received a letter saying that the prisoners had turned down the money, and Ruth had donated it to the strike relief. It was heartbreaking to see children with not enough to eat; it was equally awful that those in power would use it to let children go hungry! Thus the “simple” Ruth—not referencing Dad!

X

Bunny had to study for his fall examinations, and that looked like a problem, for what was Vee going to do? But fate provided a solution—Dad telegraphed to Harvard University, which sent up a young instructor to do tutoring, and he was the solution. He was tall, and had the loveliest fair blue eyes, and a softly curling golden moustache, and soft golden fuzz all over him like a baby; he wore gold nose-glasses, and had a quiet voice and oh, so much culture—one of those master minds which can tutor you in anything if you give them a week’s start!

Bunny had to study for his fall exams, and that seemed like a problem since Vee didn't know what to do. But fate provided a solution—Dad sent a telegram to Harvard University, which sent a young instructor to do some tutoring, and he was the answer. He was tall, had the most beautiful fair blue eyes, a softly curling golden mustache, and soft golden fuzz all over him like a baby; he wore gold glasses and had a calm voice and so much culture—one of those brilliant minds who can help you with anything if you give them a week's lead!

Coming as he did from an old Philadelphia family, and having been trained in the haughtiest centre of intellectual snobbery, you might have thought he would look down upon an ex-mule-driver and his son, to say nothing of an actress who had been raised in a patent medicine vender’s wagon, and had never read a whole book in her life. But as a matter of fact, young Mr. Appleton Laurence just simply collapsed in the presence of the situation he found at this Ontario camp; it was the most romantic and thrilling thing that a young instructor had encountered since Harvard began. As for the patent medicine vender’s daughter, he could not take his eyes off her, and when she came near, the tutoring business was scattered as by a hurricane.

Coming from an old Philadelphia family and having been educated in a highly pretentious environment, you might think he would look down on an ex-mule-driver and his son, not to mention an actress who grew up in a patent medicine seller's wagon and had never read an entire book in her life. But in reality, young Mr. Appleton Laurence was utterly captivated by the situation he encountered at this Ontario camp; it was the most romantic and exciting experience a young instructor had come across since Harvard started. As for the daughter of the patent medicine seller, he couldn't take his eyes off her, and when she came close, his focus on tutoring was blown away like a leaf in a storm.

Vee of course had put her sparkling black eyes to work at once; all those stunts which Tommy Paley had taught her she now tried out on a new victim, and Bunny, as audience, was in position to study them objectively. Vee would wait till Mr. Laurence had set Bunny his morning’s work, and then she and the tutor would go for a walk in the woods, and Bunny would sit with one-half his mind on his books, while the other half wondered what was happening, and what he had reason to expect from one who had had so many lovers.

Vee immediately put her sparkling black eyes to work; she started trying out all the tricks Tommy Paley had taught her on a new target, while Bunny, as the audience, was in a position to observe them objectively. Vee would wait until Mr. Laurence assigned Bunny his morning tasks, and then she and the tutor would take a walk in the woods, leaving Bunny to focus half of his mind on his studies while the other half wondered what was going on and what to expect from someone who had had so many lovers.

She did not leave him long in doubt. “Bunny-rabbit,” she said, “you aren’t going to be worried about my Appie, are you?”—for the hurricane that struck the tutoring business had swept all dignity away, and Mr. Appleton Laurence was “Appie,” except when he was “Applesauce.”

She didn’t keep him guessing for long. “Bunny-rabbit,” she said, “you’re not going to worry about my Appie, are you?”—because the hurricane that hit the tutoring business had taken away all dignity, and Mr. Appleton Laurence was called “Appie,” except when he was referred to as “Applesauce.”

“I won’t worry unless you tell me to,” Bunny answered.

“I won’t worry unless you say so,” Bunny replied.

“That’s a dear! You must understand, I’m an actress, that’s the way I earn my living, and I simply have to know all about love, and how can I learn if I don’t practice?”

"That's so sweet! You have to understand, I'm an actress; that's how I make my living, and I really need to know everything about love. How can I learn if I don't get some experience?"

“Well, that’s all right, dear—”

"Well, that's okay, dear—"

“Some of the men they give you in Hollywood are such dubs, it makes you sick, you would as soon be in the arms of a clothing dummy. So I have to tell them how to act, and I have to know how a real gentleman behaves—you know what I mean, the highbrows and snobs. Oh, Bunny, it’s the cutest thing you ever saw, he falls down on his knees, and the tears come into his eyes, and you know, he can recite all the poets by heart; I never saw anything like it; you’d think he was an old Shakespearean actor. And it’s really a great opportunity for me, to cultivate my taste and get refined.”

“Some of the guys they give you in Hollywood are such losers, it’s frustrating; you'd rather be with a mannequin. So I have to show them how to act, and I need to understand how a real gentleman behaves—you know, the pretentious and snobby types. Oh, Bunny, it’s the cutest thing you’ve ever seen, he drops to his knees, tears welling up in his eyes, and you know, he can recite all the poems from memory; I’ve never seen anything like it; you’d think he was a seasoned Shakespearean actor. And it’s really a great opportunity for me, to develop my taste and become more refined.”

“Well, yes, dear, but isn’t it a little hard on him?”

"Well, yes, honey, but isn’t it a bit tough on him?"

“Oh, rubbish, it won’t hurt him, he’ll go off and put it into sonnets—he’s doing it already, and maybe he’ll get to be famous, and it’d be great publicity! Don’t you bother about him, Bunny, and don’t bother about me; there’s nobody in the world for me but my Bunny-rabbit—all the rest is just a joke.” And she put her arms about him. “I know what it is to be jealous, dear, and I wouldn’t cause you that unhappiness for anything in the world. If you really mind, you can send old Applesauce packing, and I won’t be cross.”

“Oh, come on, it won’t hurt him. He’ll just go off and turn it into sonnets—he’s already doing that, and who knows, he might even get famous, which would be great publicity! Don’t worry about him, Bunny, and don’t worry about me; there’s nobody in the world for me but my Bunny-rabbit—all the rest is just a joke.” And she wrapped her arms around him. “I know what it’s like to be jealous, sweetheart, and I wouldn’t want to cause you that unhappiness for anything. If it really bothers you, you can send old Applesauce packing, and I won’t be upset.”

Bunny laughed. “I can’t do that, I’ve got to be tutored.”

Bunny laughed. “I can’t do that, I have to go to tutoring.”

Vee told Dad about it, too—lest he should be having any vicarious pangs. When Dad heard about the falling on the knees and the tears, he chuckled. Bunny would get the contents of the tutor’s mind, and Vee would get the contents of his heart, and they would send him home like a squeezed orange. It appealed to Dad as good business. Back in Paradise, you remember, he was hiring a chemical wizard, paying him six thousand a year, and making millions out of him!

Vee told Dad about it too—just in case he felt any sympathy pains. When Dad heard about the kneeling and the tears, he laughed. Bunny would get the tutor’s thoughts, and Vee would get his feelings, and they’d send him home like a squeezed orange. Dad thought it was a smart deal. Remember back in Paradise, he was hiring a chemical genius, paying him six thousand a year, and making millions off him!

XI

There came another development, to protect Vee from the possibility of boredom. Schmolsky sent her up the “continuity” of the new picture upon which she was to start work in the fall. And then suddenly it was revealed that the world’s darling knew how to read! For a whole hour she sat buried in it, and then she leaped up, ready to start rehearsing—and all the hurricanes that ever swept the province of Ontario were as nothing to the one that came now. Clear the way for “The Princess of Patchouli”!

Another twist came to keep Vee from getting bored. Schmolsky sent her the “continuity” of the new film she was set to work on in the fall. Then, out of the blue, it was revealed that the world’s sweetheart could actually read! For a whole hour, she was engrossed in it, and then she jumped up, eager to start rehearsing—and all the storms that ever hit Ontario were nothing compared to the whirlwind that followed. Make way for “The Princess of Patchouli”!

It was a popular musical comedy which was to be made into a moving picture. “Patchouli” was one of the little Balkan kingdoms, though it looked and acted very much like Vienna of the Strauss waltzes. A young American engineer came in to build a railroad, and found himself mistaken for a conspirator, and presently he was rescuing the lovely princess from a revolutionary band—no Bolsheviks, these were aristocratic array conspirators, so Bunny wouldn’t have his feelings hurt, would he? Of course the hero carried her off, married her for love only, and then got the kingdom thrown in—the bankers who were financing the railroad bought it for him.

It was a popular musical comedy that was getting turned into a movie. “Patchouli” was one of those small Balkan countries, although it looked and felt a lot like Vienna from the Strauss waltzes. A young American engineer came to build a railroad and ended up being mistaken for a conspirator. Soon enough, he was rescuing the beautiful princess from a group of revolutionaries—these weren't Bolsheviks; they were aristocratic conspirators, so Bunny wouldn’t be offended, right? Naturally, the hero took her away, married her for love, and then ended up with the kingdom as a bonus—the bankers who were funding the railroad bought it for him.

So here was Vee, being a princess all over the place. It was amazing to watch her work—Bunny suddenly came to realize that her success hadn’t been all money and sex, after all. She pounced onto the role like a tiger-cat, and when she got going the rest of the world ceased to exist—except to the extent that she needed it for a foil. “Now, Dad, you’re the king; you walk in here—no, no, for God’s sake, kings don’t walk so fast! And I have to fall at your feet, and plead for his life, ‘Oh, mercy sire, and so-and-so, and so-and-so, and so-and-so!’ ”

So here was Vee, being a princess everywhere. It was incredible to see her in action—Bunny suddenly realized that her success wasn’t just about money and sex, after all. She took on the role like a tiger-cat, and when she got going, the rest of the world faded away—except for how she needed it for contrast. “Now, Dad, you’re the king; you walk in here—no, no, for heaven’s sake, kings don’t walk that fast! And I have to fall at your feet and plead for his life, ‘Oh, mercy, sire, and so-and-so, and so-and-so, and so-and-so!’”

It is one of the peculiarities of motion picture acting that it doesn’t matter what you say, so long as you are saying something; so Vee would weep, “And so-and-so,” and she would croon “And so-and-so” in passionate love-accents to either Bunny or Apple, and she would shriek “And so-and-so” in deadly terror to an executioner with uplifted axe. And if in the course of the scene the other person didn’t do it right, then scolding and commands would serve equally well for a love-song, “Hold it, now, you idiot, I adore you, darling”—or maybe it might be, “Take your hands off me, foul beast—don’t let go, you goose, grab! That’s better, you don’t have to be polite when you’re a murderer.”

One of the unique things about acting in movies is that it doesn’t really matter what you say, as long as you’re saying something; so Vee would cry out, “And so-and-so,” and she would sing “And so-and-so” in intense love tones to either Bunny or Apple, and she would scream “And so-and-so” in sheer terror at an executioner with an raised axe. And if during the scene the other person didn’t do it right, then scolding and commands would work just as well for a love song, “Hold it, now, you idiot, I adore you, darling”—or maybe it would be, “Get your hands off me, you foul beast—don’t let go, you fool, grab! That’s better, you don’t need to be polite when you're a murderer.”

If Bunny had wanted to rehearse tempestouous emotions, and shriek and scream and tear his hair, he would have sought refuge in the woods, where only the chipmunks could have heard him. But Vee was utterly indifferent to the existence of other humans. That is something one learns on “the lot”; for there will be camera-men and scene-shifters, and property-boys, and carpenters working on the next set, and some visitors that have managed to break in despite the strictest regulations—and you just go on with your work. The first time the executioner lifted his axe and Vee started screaming, the Indian guides came running in alarm; but she hardly stopped even for a laugh, she went on with the scene, while they stood staring with mouths wide open. She and her two lovers would come in from swimming, and suddenly she would call for a rehearsal of some royal pageantry—she could be a princess just as well in a scanty bathing suit, with a carpet of pine-needles under her bare feet.

If Bunny had wanted to practice intense emotions, and yell and scream and pull his hair out, he would have found a spot in the woods where only the chipmunks could hear him. But Vee completely ignored the presence of other people. That's something you learn on “the lot”; there are camera operators and set dressers, props guys, and carpenters working on the next scene, along with some visitors who managed to sneak in despite the strict rules—and you just keep doing your job. The first time the executioner raised his axe and Vee began to scream, the Indian guides rushed in out of concern; but she hardly paused for even a laugh, she continued with the scene while they stood there with their mouths agape. She and her two lovers would come in from swimming, and suddenly she'd call for a rehearsal of some royal event—she could play a princess just as easily in a skimpy bathing suit, with a carpet of pine needles under her bare feet.

Mr. Appleton Laurence had never met any princesses, but he had read a great deal of history and poetry, and so he was an authority, and must criticise her way of walking, her gestures, her attitudes, her reaction to the love-advances of a handsome young American engineer. “Just imagine you’re in love with me yourself, Appie,” she would say—and so his emotions became sublimated into art, and he could pour out his soul to her, right before Bunny and Dad and Dad’s secretary and the Indians! “You’re much better at it than Bunny,” she would declare. “I believe he’s got used to me, it’s as bad as if we were married.”

Mr. Appleton Laurence had never met any princesses, but he had read a lot of history and poetry, so he felt like an expert and couldn’t help but critique her walking style, gestures, postures, and how she responded to the romantic advances of a handsome young American engineer. “Just imagine you’re in love with me too, Appie,” she would say—and so his feelings turned into art, and he could express his emotions to her right in front of Bunny, Dad, Dad’s secretary, and the Indians! “You’re much better at it than Bunny,” she would say. “I think he’s gotten used to me; it’s like we’re married.”

So the time passed pleasantly. Until at last Vee had got to feel perfectly at home in her Appie’s conception of royalty; she no longer had to ask questions, nor to stop and think, but knew instantly what to do—and forever after, in all her entrances to and exits from Hollywood society, she would be a little of a Harvard instructor’s Princess of Patchouli. She was impatient now, wanting to see the sets, and to hear Tommy Paley call, “Camera!” Bunny also was loaded up with answers to all possible exam questions, and ready to get back and unload them onto his professors. Dad had run down to Toronto, and signed the last of the papers for his Canadian corporation; he had telegrams from Verne almost every day—the strikers, having held out for nearly four months, had learned their lesson, and the Federal Oil Board had written them a letter, advising them to go back to work as individuals, and promising there would be no discrimination against union men.

So time went by pleasantly. By the time Vee felt completely at home in her Appie’s view of royalty, she didn’t need to ask questions or pause to think; she just knew what to do instantly. From then on, in all her entrances and exits in Hollywood society, she would embody a bit of a Harvard instructor’s Princess of Patchouli. She was eager now, wanting to see the sets and hear Tommy Paley shout, “Camera!” Bunny was also stocked with answers to every possible exam question and ready to go back and share them with his professors. Dad had gone down to Toronto to sign the final papers for his Canadian corporation; he received telegrams from Verne almost every day—the strikers, having held out for nearly four months, had learned their lesson, and the Federal Oil Board had sent them a letter urging them to return to work as individuals, promising there would be no discrimination against union members.

Then one day the steamer brought a telegram signed Annabelle, addressed to Bunny, and reading, “Spring lamb for dinner come on home.” He explained what that meant, the strike was over; and so the occupants of the camp packed up, and Mr. Appleton Laurence went back to his fair Harvard, with woe in his heart and a packet of immortal sonnets in his suit-case, while Vee Tracy and Dad and Bunny and the secretary made themselves luxurious in compartments on a Canadian-Pacific train bound West.

Then one day, the steamer delivered a telegram signed by Annabelle, addressed to Bunny, which read, “Spring lamb for dinner, come on home.” He explained what that meant: the strike was over. So, the people at the camp packed up, and Mr. Appleton Laurence returned to his beloved Harvard, feeling sad and carrying a packet of timeless sonnets in his suitcase, while Vee Tracy, Dad, Bunny, and the secretary enjoyed a comfortable ride in a compartment on a Canadian-Pacific train heading West.

CHAPTER XVI
THE MURDER

I

Bunny passed his examinations, and was duly established as a “grave old senior” in Southern Pacific University. And then he hunted up his friends—and such a load of troubles as fell onto his shoulders! Literally everybody had troubles! Rachel and Jacob Menzies had come back from their summer’s fruit-picking, to find their two younger brothers, the “left wingers,” in the county jail! The police had raided a Communist meeting and arrested all the speakers, and the organizers, and the literature sellers, and all who had red badges in their buttonholes. They had raided the Communist headquarters—determined, so the newspapers announced, to root every Moscow agent out of the city. They had sorted the prisoners, and fined a few, and were holding the rest, including the Menzies boys, under that convenient universal charge, “suspicion of criminal syndicalism.”

Bunny passed his exams and became a “serious senior” at Southern Pacific University. Then he reached out to his friends—and what a load of problems he found! Almost everyone was dealing with issues! Rachel and Jacob Menzies returned from their summer fruit-picking to discover their two younger brothers, the “left wingers,” in county jail! The police had raided a Communist meeting and arrested all the speakers, organizers, literature sellers, and anyone with red badges in their buttonholes. They raided the Communist headquarters—determined, as the newspapers reported, to root out every Moscow agent in the city. They sorted through the prisoners, fined a few, and were keeping the rest, including the Menzies boys, under the vague charge of “suspicion of criminal syndicalism.”

These foolish boys had made their own trouble, said Rachel; but still it was an outrage to arrest people for their beliefs; and it was tormenting to think of your own flesh and blood shut up in those horrible cages. Bunny asked the bail—it was two thousand dollars per brother. He began explaining his troubles with his father, and his own impotence; and Rachel said of course, she understood, they couldn’t expect him to bail out the whole radical movement. And yet that did not entirely restore his peace of mind.

These foolish boys had caused their own problems, Rachel said; but it was still wrong to arrest people for their beliefs; and it was painful to think of your own family locked up in those awful cages. Bunny asked about the bail—it was two thousand dollars for each brother. He started to explain his issues with his dad and his own helplessness; and Rachel said, of course, she understood that they couldn’t expect him to bail out the entire radical movement. Yet that didn’t fully bring him peace of mind.

Then Harry Seager, whose business college was on the rocks. The boycott had wrecked it, and Harry was trying to sell the debris. He was going to buy him a walnut ranch; it would be harder to boycott walnuts, you couldn’t tell the “red” ones from the “white”!

Then Harry Seager, whose business college was failing. The boycott had destroyed it, and Harry was trying to sell off the wreckage. He was planning to buy a walnut ranch; it would be tougher to boycott walnuts since you couldn’t tell the "red" ones from the "white"!

And then Dan Irving, whose labor college was in almost as bad a way. The orgy of arrests had frightened the old line labor leaders completely off. The college was still going, but it was in debt, and the head of it hadn’t had any salary for several months. Bunny wrote a check for two hundred dollars, and went away debating the question that never would be settled—to what extent had he a right to plunder his father for the benefit of his father’s enemies?

And then Dan Irving, whose labor college was in pretty bad shape too. The wave of arrests had scared the traditional labor leaders away completely. The college was still operating, but it was in debt, and the director hadn’t received a salary in months. Bunny wrote a check for two hundred dollars and left, wrestling with the question that would never be resolved—how much right did he have to take from his father to help those who opposed him?

From Dan Irving he learned that Paul had got out of jail, and was in Angel City, together with Ruth. It was a dirty deal the oil workers had got, said Dan; the operators had made one last use of the oil board, to trick the men into a complete surrender. They had promised the oil board there would be no discrimination against union men, but they had never had the least intention of keeping this promise. They had kept all the strike-breakers at work, and taken back just enough of the strikers to make up their needs. All the active union fellows were begging jobs, and the oil industry was a slave-yard of the “open shop.”

From Dan Irving, he learned that Paul had gotten out of jail and was in Angel City with Ruth. It was a raw deal the oil workers got, Dan said; the operators had made one final use of the oil board to trick the men into completely surrendering. They promised the oil board there would be no discrimination against union members, but they never intended to keep that promise. They kept all the strike-breakers on the job and took back just enough of the strikers to meet their needs. All the active union guys were begging for jobs, and the oil industry was a slave yard of the “open shop.”

II

Bunny went at once to call on Paul and Ruth at the address which Dan Irving gave him. It was a mean and dingy lodging-house, in a part of the city given up to Mexicans and Chinese. An old woman sent him up to the second floor, and told him which door to knock on, but he got no response. He came back later, and found that Ruth had just got in. They were crowded into one little room, with a gas plate and a sink in an unventilated alcove, and another alcove with a curtain before it, and a cot on which Paul slept. Ruth was ashamed to have Bunny see them in such a place, but explained that it wouldn’t be long, just till Paul got a job; he was out looking for one now. She herself had got work in a department-store, and as soon as they could get ahead, she was going to study trained nursing. She looked pale and worn, but smiled bravely; she didn’t really mind anything, so long as Paul was out of jail.

Bunny immediately went to visit Paul and Ruth at the address Dan Irving gave him. It was a shabby and run-down boarding house in a part of the city that was mostly populated by Mexicans and Chinese. An older woman directed him to the second floor and indicated which door to knock on, but he received no response. When he returned later, he discovered that Ruth had just come in. They were squeezed into a tiny room that had a gas stove and a sink in an unventilated nook, with another nook draped with a curtain, and a cot where Paul slept. Ruth felt embarrassed for Bunny to see them in such a situation, but she explained that it wouldn’t be for long, just until Paul found a job; he was out searching for one now. She herself had found work at a department store, and as soon as they could get ahead, she planned to study nursing. She looked pale and tired, but smiled bravely; she didn’t really care about anything as long as Paul was out of jail.

Bunny wanted to know all the news, and plied Ruth with questions. Just what had Paul done to get arrested? The first time, Ruth said, the sheriff had raided the Rascum cabin, with a lot of rough, hateful men, who had torn everything to pieces and carried off all of Paul’s books and papers—they had them still. They had done the same thing to all the other fellows that used to come to the cabin—they were going to prove them “reds,” but what evidence they had or claimed to have was a secret the sheriff or the district attorney or whoever it was was keeping to himself. They had had a lot of spies on the bunch—one fellow was known to be a spy, and two others had disappeared, and would no doubt turn up as witnesses—but who could tell what they would testify? All the other boys were still locked up in those horrible tanks, so dark and dirty, and nothing to do all day or night. The trial was set for next February, and apparently they were to stay there meantime. Paul was free, thanks to Bunny’s ten thousand dollars; Ruth could never express her thanks—

Bunny was eager to get all the details and bombarded Ruth with questions. What exactly had Paul done to get arrested? Ruth explained that the sheriff had raided the Rascum cabin, accompanied by a bunch of tough, hateful guys who had wrecked everything and taken all of Paul’s books and papers—they still had them. They did the same thing to all the other guys who used to hang out at the cabin—they were trying to prove they were “reds,” but the evidence they claimed to have was a secret that the sheriff or the district attorney, or whoever it was, wouldn’t share. They had a lot of informants watching the group—one guy was known to be a spy, while two others had vanished and would probably show up as witnesses—but who could say what they would testify about? All the other boys were still stuck in those awful tanks, so dark and filthy, with nothing to do all day or night. The trial was scheduled for next February, and it seemed like they were going to stay there until then. Paul was free, thanks to Bunny’s ten thousand dollars; Ruth could never find the right words to express her gratitude—

Never mind about that, Bunny said—what about the second arrest? And Ruth told how Judge Delano had issued an injunction forbidding anyone to interfere with Excelsior Pete in the course of its business, the production and marketing of oil. That meant that you mustn’t advocate or encourage the strike; and of course Paul had done that, so the judge had sent him to jail—that was all. Judges were getting so they did that all the time, and what were union men going to do? It had been a fearful ordeal for Paul, he was not very well, and of course he was terribly bitter. He would never go back to Paradise again, it wasn’t the same place at all. Ruth smiled a wan smile, “They’ve cut down all those lovely trees that we planted, Bunny. They needed the room for tanks.”

"Forget about that," Bunny said—"what about the second arrest?" Ruth explained how Judge Delano had issued an injunction preventing anyone from interfering with Excelsior Pete in its business of producing and selling oil. That meant you couldn't support or encourage the strike; and of course, Paul had done just that, so the judge had sent him to jail—that was it. Judges were starting to do that all the time, and what were union members supposed to do? It had been a terrible experience for Paul; he wasn't doing well, and he was understandably very bitter. He would never go back to Paradise again; it just wasn’t the same place anymore. Ruth offered a faint smile, "They’ve cut down all those beautiful trees we planted, Bunny. They needed the space for tanks."

Bunny hauled out his check-book, and sought to salve his conscience by making a present to his friends. But Ruth said no, she was sure Paul wouldn’t let him do that. They were going to get along all right. Paul was a good carpenter, and sooner or later he would find some boss that didn’t mind his having been in jail. Bunny argued, but Ruth was obdurate; even though she were to take the check, Paul would send it back.

Bunny pulled out his checkbook, trying to ease his conscience by gifting his friends. But Ruth insisted no, she was sure Paul wouldn’t allow that. They were going to be fine. Paul was a skilled carpenter, and eventually, he would find a boss who didn’t care about his past in jail. Bunny argued, but Ruth was firm; even if she accepted the check, Paul would just return it.

Bunny did not wait till Paul came home; he made some excuse, and went away. He just did not have the nerve to sit there, in his fashionable clothes which Vee had selected for him in New York, and with his new sport-car waiting downstairs, and see Paul come in, half sick, discouraged from seeking work in vain, and with all the black memories of injustice and betrayal in his soul. Bunny could make excuses, of course. Paul did not know that he had been spending the summer at play with the world’s darling, Paul would believe that he had gone away on his father’s account. But nothing could change the fact that it was on money wrung from the Paradise workers that Bunny was living in luxury; nothing could change the fact that it had been to increase the amount of this money, to intensify the exploitation of the workers, that Paul had spent three months in jail, and the other fellows were to spend nearly a year in jail. So long as that was the truth, there was nothing Bunny could do but just run away from Paul!

Bunny didn’t wait for Paul to come home; he made up some excuse and left. He just couldn’t bear to sit there in the trendy clothes Vee had picked out for him in New York, with his new sports car waiting downstairs, and watch Paul walk in, half sick and discouraged from his fruitless job search, carrying all the painful memories of injustice and betrayal. Bunny could come up with excuses, of course. Paul wouldn’t know he’d been spending the summer having fun with the world’s darling; Paul would think he left for his father’s sake. But nothing could change the truth that Bunny was living in luxury off money squeezed from the Paradise workers; nothing could change the fact that it was to increase this money and worsen the workers’ exploitation that Paul had spent three months in jail, and the others would spend nearly a year behind bars. As long as that was the reality, Bunny could do nothing but run away from Paul!

III

Money! Money! Money! It was pouring in upon Dad and Verne. Never had oil prices been so high, never had the flow at Paradise been so rapid. Millions and millions—and they were scheming to make it tens of millions. It was a game, marvelous, irresistible; everybody was playing it—and why could not Bunny be interested? Why did he have to go sneaking around in the dressing-rooms and behind the grand-stands, finding out dirty and disreputable facts about the players of this game and their methods?

Money! Money! Money! It was coming in fast for Dad and Verne. Oil prices had never been this high, and the flow at Paradise had never been this rapid. Millions and millions—and they were plotting to turn it into tens of millions. It was an amazing, irresistible game; everyone was involved—and why couldn’t Bunny be interested? Why did he have to sneak around in the dressing rooms and behind the grandstands, digging up shady and scandalous details about the players in this game and their tactics?

It seemed as if the fates had it in for Bunny. Just as sure as he made some pitiful effort to be like his father and his father’s friends, some new development would come along and knock him down! Here he had gone to a university, a solemnly respectable university, trying to improve his mind and make a gentleman of himself; he had turned over his young and eager mind to the most orthodox and regular authorities—and surely they would know how to make him good and honest and happy, surely they would teach him wisdom, dignity, and honor! Such things were being taught to all students in this great institution, which had begun as a Methodist Sunday-school, and still had more courses on the religion of Jesus Christ than on any other subject whatever! Oh, surely yes!

It felt like fate was out to get Bunny. Every time he made a weak attempt to be like his dad and his dad's friends, something new would come along and bring him down! He had enrolled in a prestigious university, seriously trying to expand his mind and become a gentleman; he had entrusted his young, eager mind to the most conventional and established authorities—and surely they would know how to make him good, honest, and happy. They would definitely teach him wisdom, dignity, and honor! Such lessons were offered to all students at this great institution, which started as a Methodist Sunday school and still had more courses on the teachings of Jesus Christ than any other subject! Oh, absolutely!

The university had grown great on the money of Pete O’Reilly, the oil king; and Pete O’Reilly’s son was a graduate, and the two of them, “Old Pete” and “Young Pete,” were the gods of the campus. When they came to commencement, the faculty bowed down before them, and in all the stories which the university’s publicity man sent to the newspapers, the names of Pete O’Reilly, father and son, never failed to be featured. The son was the most active of the alumni, and their god; when they had banquets, he was toasted and flattered and cheered; he was the patron saint of all the teams, the bounteous friend of all athletes. And of course, if you know anything about American universities, you know that this is what counts in the molding of the students’ minds; this is the thing they do for themselves, and into which they put their hearts.

The university thrived on the wealth of Pete O’Reilly, the oil tycoon; his son was a graduate, and together, “Old Pete” and “Young Pete” were the icons of the campus. At graduation, the faculty showed them deep respect, and in every press release sent out by the university’s PR guy, the names of Pete O’Reilly, both father and son, were always highlighted. The son was the most involved alumni and their idol; during banquets, he was celebrated with toasts, praise, and applause; he was the go-to guy for all the sports teams, the generous supporter of all athletes. And of course, if you know anything about American universities, you understand that this is what truly matters in shaping the students’ perspectives; this is what they invest in, pouring their passion into it.

At first it seemed all right. You knew that S. P. U. was a glorious college, and had splendid teams, and won victories that resounded up and down the coast. And presently there was a stadium, and a vast business of athletics, that resulted in infinite applause and free advertising for your alma mater. Of this you were proud, the whole student body was made one by it—the thing called “college spirit.” Bunny, a trackrunner, had had his share of cheering; and here was a “game” he could play with all his heart!

At first, everything seemed fine. You knew that S. P. U. was an amazing college with great teams that celebrated victories that echoed all along the coast. Then there was a stadium and a huge athletics program that brought endless applause and free promotion for your school. You felt proud of this; it united the entire student body in what they called "college spirit." Bunny, a track runner, had experienced his share of cheers, and now there was a "game" he could play with all his heart!

But now he was a senior, and on the inside of things, just as with the oil-game, and with strikes, and with political campaigns. And what did he find? Why, simply that all the football and track and other athletic glory that had come to Southern Pacific had been stolen, and “Young Pete” O’Reilly was the thief! The oil king’s son had put up a fund of fifty thousand dollars every year, for the purpose of turning the game of college athletics into a swindle! The fund was administered by a secret committee of alumni and students, and used for the purpose of going out into the market and buying athletes, to come and enroll themselves under false pretenses and win victories for S. P. U. Husky young truck-drivers and lumbermen and ranch-hands and longshoremen, who could not speak correct English, but could batter down “interference” and crash through to a goal! And the pious Methodists who constituted the faculty were conniving at the procedure, to the extent of permitting these young huskies to pass farcical examinations—well knowing that any professor who presumed to flunk a promising quarterback would soon be looking for some other university to presume in. Was not “Young Pete” showing what he thought of professors, by paying a football coach three times the salary of the best?

But now he was a senior, and he had insider knowledge, just like with the oil business, strikes, and political campaigns. And what did he discover? Simply that all the football, track, and other athletic success that Southern Pacific had experienced had been fraudulently obtained, and “Young Pete” O’Reilly was the culprit! The oil king’s son had set up a fund of fifty thousand dollars every year to turn college athletics into a scam! The fund was managed by a secret committee of alumni and students and was used to go out and buy athletes to enroll under false pretenses and secure victories for S. P. U. Strong young truck drivers, lumberjacks, ranch workers, and dockworkers, who couldn’t speak proper English but could break through tackles and reach the end zone! And the pious Methodists in the faculty were going along with it by allowing these young athletes to pass fake exams—fully aware that any professor who dared to fail a promising quarterback would soon be looking for another university to work at. Wasn’t “Young Pete” showing what he thought of professors by paying a football coach three times the salary of the highest-paid one?

And of course these hired athletes were hired to win, and did not bother about the rules of the game; they slugged and fouled, and the rival teams paid them back, and there was a nasty mess, with charges and countercharges, bribery and intimidation—all the atmosphere of a criminal trial. Along with secret professionalism, came its accompaniments of the underworld, bootleggers and bookmakers and prostitutes. Study was a joke to hired gladiators, and quickly became a joke to students who associated with them. The one purpose was to win games, and the reward was two hundred thousand dollars in gate receipts; and when it came to distributing this prize, there were just as many kinds of graft as if it had been a county government: students putting in bills for this and that, students looking for easy jobs, students and alumni building up a machine, and paying themselves and their henchmen with contracts and favors. Such was the result of an oil king’s resolve to manufacture culture wholesale, by executive order!

And of course, these paid athletes were brought in to win, and they didn't care about the rules of the game; they fought hard and played dirty, and the opposing teams retaliated, leading to a chaotic situation filled with accusations, counter-accusations, bribery, and intimidation—all the drama of a criminal trial. Along with this secret professionalism came its ties to the underworld, including bootleggers, bookmakers, and prostitutes. Academics were a joke to these hired gladiators, and it quickly became a joke to the students who associated with them. The only goal was to win games, and the reward was two hundred thousand dollars in ticket sales; when it came time to split this money, there were just as many types of corruption as if it were a county government: students submitting fraudulent claims for various expenses, students seeking easy jobs, students and alumni creating a network, and paying themselves and their associates with contracts and favors. Such was the outcome of an oil magnate's decision to produce culture on a large scale, by executive order!

IV

Bunny went to see the young lawyer whom the oil workers’ union had engaged to defend the eight “political prisoners.” The union had since become practically extinct, and the young lawyer had been wondering where he was going to get his pay. When Bunny came to question him, it was a great relief—for surely this young oil prince would put up something for the defense of his friends! Or could it be that he was sent as an emissary from the other side, to feel out the situation?

Bunny went to see the young lawyer that the oil workers' union had hired to defend the eight “political prisoners.” The union had nearly vanished, and the young lawyer had been worried about how he was going to get paid. When Bunny came to talk to him, it was such a relief—surely this young oil prince would contribute something for the defense of his friends! Or could it be that he was sent as a representative from the other side to test the waters?

Young Mr. Harrington talked freely about the case. The thing which the state was doing to these eight men was without precedent in our law, and if it could stand, it meant the end of American justice. Every prisoner was supposed to know the charges against him, the specific acts he was alleged to have committed. But in all these “criminal syndicalism” cases, the state simply alleged violation of the law in its vague general terms, and that was all. How could you prepare a defense in such a case? What witnesses would you summon—when you didn’t know the time, or the place, or the particular things a man was alleged to have done, or said, or written, or published? You were taken into court blindfolded, bound and gagged. Yet, so completely were the courts terrorized by the business crowd, no judge would order the district attorney to make a detailed statement of the charges!

Young Mr. Harrington spoke openly about the case. What the state was doing to these eight men was unprecedented in our law, and if it was allowed to happen, it could mean the end of American justice. Every prisoner is supposed to know the charges against him, the specific actions he’s accused of committing. But in all these “criminal syndicalism” cases, the state simply stated a violation of the law in vague terms, and that was it. How could you prepare a defense in such a situation? What witnesses could you call—when you didn’t know the time, place, or specific actions a person was accused of doing, saying, writing, or publishing? You were brought into court blindfolded, tied up, and gagged. Yet, the courts were so completely intimidated by the business community that no judge would require the district attorney to provide a detailed statement of the charges!

Bunny went away, and in his desperation played a dirty trick on Vernon Roscoe—he went to see Annabelle Ames. Annabelle was kind and gentle, and he would wring her soul, and see if in that way he could not get under the hide of the old petroleum pachyderm! He told her about these boys, what they looked like, what they believed, what they were suffering in the jail. Annabelle listened, and the tears came into her eyes, and she said it was horrible that men could be so cruel. What could she do? Bunny told her that the strike was over, the spring lamb had been slaughtered and eaten, and Verne ought to be willing to cry quits. It would be of no use for him to plead that he couldn’t do anything, that the law must take its course; that was all rubbish, because the district attorney had the right to ask for the dismissal of the cases, and he would surely do it if Verne said the word.

Bunny left, and in his desperation, he played a dirty trick on Vernon Roscoe—he went to see Annabelle Ames. Annabelle was kind and gentle, and he aimed to manipulate her emotions to see if he could get through to the old petroleum magnate! He told her about the boys, what they looked like, what they believed, and what they were going through in jail. Annabelle listened, tears welling in her eyes, and remarked that it was awful how cruel people could be. What could she do? Bunny told her the strike was over, the spring lamb had been sacrificed and consumed, and Vern should be ready to let it go. It wouldn’t help if he argued that he couldn’t do anything because the law had to run its course; that was nonsense, since the district attorney had the power to request the dismissal of the cases, and he would certainly do it if Vern said the word.

Well, Bunny got under the hide of the old petroleum pachyderm! The way Bunny heard about it, Dad came in in a terrible state, Verne had jumped on him, Verne was mad as the very devil, Bunny sneaking into his home and plotting against his domestic peace! He wanted it understood, by Jees, if Dad couldn’t control his son, Verne would. Bunny wanted to know what Verne meant to do, spank him? Or have him locked up with the others?

Well, Bunny really got on the old petroleum pachyderm's nerves! From what Bunny heard, Dad came in in a terrible state—Verne had jumped on him, and Verne was furious, thinking Bunny had snuck into his home and was plotting against his peace! He wanted it clear, for sure, that if Dad couldn't control his son, Verne would. Bunny wanted to know what Verne planned to do—spank him? Or have him locked up with the others?

Bunny had made up his mind, and stood his ground—he had a perfect right to talk to Annabelle, she was a grown woman, and there was no way Verne could stop him. He was going to do more talking before he got through—he was sorry enough to make his father unhappy, but here was the fact, if that case ever came to trial, he, Bunny Ross, was going to take the stand as a witness for the eight defendants, and not merely a character witness, but one with first-hand knowledge of the facts, he had sat in the Rascum cabin night after night, and heard them discuss the problems of the strike, and their own attitude to it, and he could testify that every man of them had agreed on workers’ solidarity as the way to victory, and acts of violence as a trap the operators would try to lure them into. If there was no other way to get money for the defense of these boys, Bunny would sell the car that Dad had given him—“I suppose Verne won’t have any right to keep me from walking to the university!”

Bunny had made his decision and stood firm—he had every right to talk to Annabelle; she was an adult, and there was no way Verne could stop him. He planned to say a lot more before he was done—he felt bad enough for disappointing his father, but the truth was, if that case ever went to trial, Bunny Ross was going to testify as a witness for the eight defendants, and not just as a character witness, but as someone who knew the facts firsthand. He had spent night after night in the Rascum cabin, listening to them discuss the strike and their perspectives on it. He could testify that each of them had agreed on worker solidarity as the path to success and that acts of violence would only be a trap set by the operators to ensnare them. If there was no other way to fund the defense for these guys, Bunny would sell the car his dad had given him—“I suppose Verne can’t stop me from walking to the university!”

Poor Dad, he couldn’t stand talk like that from his darling son; he began to give way, and revealed that he and Verne had discussed the possibility of a compromise with the rebels. Would they agree to get out of the state, or at least to keep their hands off the oil industry? And Bunny said, by God, if Vernon Roscoe wanted to make any such proposition, he could be his own messenger boy! Bunny knew what Paul’s answer would be—Paul had a right to try to organize oil workers, and he would never quit while he lived. Bunny was sure the whole eight would respond with a unanimous shout, they would rot in jail the rest of their lives before they would make such a bargain!

Poor Dad couldn’t handle talk like that from his favorite son; he started to give in and admitted that he and Verne had talked about possibly compromising with the rebels. Would they agree to leave the state, or at least stay out of the oil industry? And Bunny said, "If Vernon Roscoe wants to make any such proposal, he can be his own messenger boy!" Bunny knew what Paul’s response would be—Paul had every right to try to organize oil workers, and he would never stop as long as he lived. Bunny was certain the whole group would respond with a loud agreement; they would rather rot in jail for the rest of their lives than make such a deal!

Then, having said that very magnificently, the young idealist who was gradually and painfully evolving into a man of the world, went on to point out that as a matter of fact none of the eight would have much chance to bother Verne. His efficient blacklist system would see to it that they didn’t get work in the oil fields; and any organizing they could do would be of a pitiful sort. On the other hand, Verne must realize that if he persisted in trying to railroad these fellows to jail, there was going to be a long trial, and a lot of publicity of a kind the operators might find troublesome. The testimony would have to be “framed”; and Bunny would do everything in his power to expose it, and to see that the public got the facts. What if it should occur to the defendants’ lawyer to subpoena Mr. Vernon Roscoe and ask what he knew about the planting of spies on the Paradise workers?

Then, after saying that very impressively, the young idealist, who was slowly and painfully transitioning into a worldly man, pointed out that, in reality, none of the eight would have much chance to bother Verne. His effective blacklist system would ensure they didn’t get jobs in the oil fields, and any organizing they did would be pretty pathetic. On the flip side, Verne needed to understand that if he kept trying to send these guys to jail, there would be a lengthy trial and a lot of publicity that the operators might find troublesome. The testimony would have to be “framed,” and Bunny would do everything he could to expose it and make sure the public got the facts. What if the defendants’ lawyer decided to subpoena Mr. Vernon Roscoe and ask what he knew about putting spies among the Paradise workers?

“Oh, son!” cried Dad, “You wouldn’t do a dirty thing like that!”

“Oh, son!” Dad exclaimed, “You wouldn't do something so low!”

Bunny answered, “Of course I wouldn’t. I said the lawyer might do it. Wouldn’t you, if you were in his place?” And Dad, very uncomfortable, said to let the matter ride, and he would see what he could do with Verne.

Bunny replied, “Of course I wouldn’t. I said the lawyer might handle it. Wouldn’t you if you were in his position?” And Dad, clearly uneasy, suggested to let it go for now, and he would figure out what he could do with Verne.

V

One outcome of these negotiations, Dad appealed to Vee Tracy: couldn’t she possibly do more to keep Bunny out of the hands of these awful reds? Why, he wasn’t thinking about a thing else! Vee said she would try, and she did, and it was a further strain upon their love and affection. For Bunny was beginning to know what he wanted now, and he didn’t want to be kept from it.

One result of these talks, Dad asked Vee Tracy: couldn’t she do more to keep Bunny away from those awful reds? He couldn’t think about anything else! Vee said she would try, and she did, which put even more pressure on their love and affection. Bunny was starting to figure out what he wanted, and he didn’t want anyone holding him back from it.

Vee was hard at work on “The Princess of Patchouli.” It was a silly story, she would freely admit; yet her whole being was concentrated upon making it real and vivid. If you asked her why, the answer would be, it was her profession; which meant that she was getting four thousand a week, with the possibility of increasing it to five thousand a week if she “made good.” But what did she want with the five thousand a week? To buy more applause and attention, as a means of getting more thousands for more weeks? It was a vicious circle—exactly like Dad’s oil wells. The wobblies had a song about it in their jungles: “We go to work to get the cash to buy the food to get the strength to go to work to get the cash to buy the food to get the strength to go to work—” and so on, as long as your breath held out.

Vee was busy working on “The Princess of Patchouli.” She would freely admit it was a silly story, but she was fully focused on making it real and vivid. If you asked her why, she would say it was her job, which meant she was earning four thousand a week, with the potential to increase it to five thousand a week if she “made it big.” But what did she want with the five thousand a week? To buy more applause and attention, which would get her more thousands for more weeks? It was a vicious cycle—just like Dad’s oil wells. The radicals had a song about it in their territories: “We go to work to get the cash to buy the food to get the strength to go to work to get the cash to buy the food to get the strength to go to work—” and so on, as long as you could hold your breath.

Vee wanted to talk about the picture and the problems that arose day by day, and the various personalities and their jealousies and vanities, their loves and hates. Bunny, who loved her, would pretend to be interested, because it would hurt her if he wasn’t. And it was the same with the Hollywood parties; once they had been new and startling, but now they all seemed alike. Everybody was making a new picture, but it would always be like the old pictures. Nobody did anything original, but everybody followed fashions; the public’s taste ran to society pictures, and nobody would look at a war picture—but presently the public would want war pictures, and after that costume pictures, and then sea pictures, and then back to society pictures. Vee’s friends changed their bootleggers, but it was always the same stuff they drank. Also they changed their lovers; a certain man slept with a certain woman, and then presently it was a different woman—but the more it changed, the more it was the same thing.

Vee wanted to talk about the picture and the problems that came up every day, along with the different personalities and their jealousies and egos, their loves and hates. Bunny, who was in love with her, would pretend to be interested because it would hurt her if he weren’t. It was the same with the Hollywood parties; they used to feel fresh and exciting, but now they all felt the same. Everyone was making a new film, but it was always like the old ones. Nobody was doing anything original; everyone just followed trends. The public preferred society films, and no one wanted to see a war film—but soon the public would crave war films, and then costume dramas, and then sea adventures, and then back to society films. Vee's friends switched their bootleggers, but it was always the same stuff they drank. They also changed their lovers; one guy would sleep with one woman, and then later it was a different woman—but the more it changed, the more it stayed the same.

Bunny and Vee loved each other, just as passionately as ever. At least, they told themselves it was as ever, but all the while the subtle chemistry of change was at work. Men and women are not bodies only, and cannot be satisfied with delights of the body only. Men and women are minds, and have to have harmony of ideas. Can they be bored with each other’s ideas, and still be just as much in love? Men and women are characters, and these characters lead to actions—and what if they lead to different actions? What if the man wants to read a book, while the woman wants to go to a dance?

Bunny and Vee loved each other as passionately as ever. At least, that’s what they told themselves, but beneath the surface, the subtle changes were happening. People aren't just physical beings and can’t find satisfaction in physical pleasures alone. People are also thinkers and need to be in sync about their ideas. Can they still be just as in love if they get bored with each other’s thoughts? People are also personalities, and these personalities drive their choices—and what happens if those choices start to differ? What if the guy wants to read a book while the girl wants to go to a dance?

Vee had been so considerate in the matter of her adoring “Applesauce,” so careful lest Bunny should be jealous; and now Bunny made the irritating discovery that it was his turn to be careful! Vee had two enemies among women—and Bunny persisted in keeping them as his intimates. That Socialist girl at the university—of course he had to see her there, but did he have to make dates to go to Socialist meetings with her? Vee was ready to believe that he wasn’t in love with a common little sweatshop Jewess; but what if Vee wanted to be taken to a “world premiere” on the evening of the Socialist lecture?

Vee had been really thoughtful about her beloved “Applesauce,” careful not to make Bunny feel jealous; and now Bunny realized, to his annoyance, that it was his turn to be careful! Vee had two enemies among women—and Bunny kept them as his close friends. That Socialist girl at the university—sure, he had to see her there, but did he really need to make plans to go to Socialist meetings with her? Vee was willing to think that he wasn’t actually in love with some ordinary sweatshop Jewish girl; but what if Vee wanted to go to a “world premiere” on the night of the Socialist lecture?

And then—that Ruth Watkins! Of course Bunny wouldn’t be in love with an ignorant country girl, without any education; but all the same, she was setting her snares for him, and Vee had seen enough of men to know that a woman can always get what she wants, if she keeps after it. Bunny kept going to that lodging-house room, and plotting and scheming with Paul to worry his father, and make trouble with Verne and Annabelle, so that pretty soon they wouldn’t welcome Bunny any more at the Monastery, which was practically Vee’s country club, and where you met the most important people. It wasn’t just the social life, it was the business connections, that meant everything in the career of an actress. In the screen world promotion goes by favor, and Vee simply couldn’t afford to give up her intimacy with Verne and Annabelle. She tried to convey this tactfully to Bunny, but when he failed to heed it, she had to keep insisting, until it began to sound like nagging. Bunny remembered her playful remark to her Applesauce, “It’s as bad as if we were married!”

And then—Ruth Watkins! Of course Bunny wouldn’t fall for a clueless country girl with no education; but still, she was working her charm on him, and Vee had seen enough of men to know that a woman can usually get what she wants if she keeps pursuing it. Bunny kept going to that room in the boarding house, plotting and scheming with Paul to annoy his father and stir up trouble with Verne and Annabelle, so that before long, they wouldn’t want Bunny around at the Monastery anymore, which was basically Vee’s country club and where you met the most important people. It wasn’t just about the social scene; it was also about the business connections, which were everything for an actress's career. In the film industry, getting ahead is about who you know, and Vee simply couldn’t afford to lose her closeness with Verne and Annabelle. She tried to get this across to Bunny gently, but when he didn’t take her seriously, she had to keep insisting, until it started to sound like nagging. Bunny recalled her playful comment to her Applesauce, “It’s like we’re married or something!”

VI

Dad and Verne had a lot of negotiating to do with Pete O’Reilly, concerning the new leases they were putting through, and Dad was invited to spend a week-end at this famous man’s country place. Bunny was included in the invitation, and Dad said he ought to come; Dad was always nourishing the hope that something in this “great” world that so impressed him would impress his fastidious son. Besides, he added with a grin, the O’Reillys had a marriageable daughter.

Dad and Verne had a lot of negotiating to do with Pete O'Reilly about the new leases they were working on, and Dad was invited to spend a weekend at this famous guy's country house. Bunny was included in the invitation, and Dad thought he should go; he always hoped that something in this "great" world that impressed him would impress his particular son. Plus, he added with a grin, the O'Reillys had a single daughter.

Bunny had already met “Young Pete” at the university in connection with athletic events. Bunny had been singled out for attention, because he also was a scion of oil; some day he and “Young Pete” would be running the government of the United States, as their two fathers were running it now. “Young Pete” was a perfectly colorless business man, of the nationally advertised brand; but the father was the real thing—an old Irishman who had wandered over the deserts leading a burro loaded with a pick, a blanket, a sack of bacon and beans, and a skin full of water. This had continued up to middle age—he delighted to tell how, when he had come to Angel City to print a prospectus about his find, the printshop would not trust him for a thirteen-dollar job! Now, nobody could guess his millions; but he was plain as an old shoe, a likeable old fellow who wanted to sit in his shirt in hot weather, but was not allowed to.

Bunny had already met “Young Pete” at the university during athletic events. Bunny was getting attention because he was also from an oil family; someday, he and “Young Pete” would be running the U.S. government, just like their fathers were doing now. “Young Pete” was a completely unremarkable businessman, the kind you see in national ads; but his father was the real deal—an old Irishman who had traveled through the deserts with a donkey loaded down with a pick, a blanket, a sack of bacon and beans, and a skin full of water. This lifestyle continued into his middle age—he loved to share how, when he came to Angel City to print a prospectus about his discovery, the print shop wouldn’t trust him with a thirteen-dollar job! Now, no one could guess at his millions, but he was as straightforward as an old shoe, a likable old guy who wanted to sit in his shirt during hot weather, though he wasn’t allowed to.

The boss of the family was Mrs. Pete, who had risen from a section foreman’s daughter to this high station in Southern California society. She was large and decisive; when she went into a department-store she did not fool with the clerks, but strode at once to the floor-walker and announced, “I am Mrs. Peter O’Reilly, and I wish to be waited on promptly.” The functionary would hit the floor with his forehead, and tear three clerks loose from their duties and set them rushing about at the great lady’s behest.

The head of the family was Mrs. Pete, who had risen from being a foreman's daughter to a prominent figure in Southern California society. She was large and commanding; when she walked into a department store, she didn't waste time with the salespeople but went straight to the floor manager and declared, “I’m Mrs. Peter O’Reilly, and I expect quick service.” The manager would immediately bow his head and pull three clerks away from their tasks, sending them scurrying to meet the great lady’s demands.

Mrs. Peter it was who had summoned the architects and ordered the royal palace in a park, and set the high bronze fence all about, and the bronze gates; she it was who had caused the name of the owner of the estate to be graven on the gates. She had negotiated for the yacht of a fallen European monarch, and then torn it all out inside, and made it over to be fit for an Irish-American oil prospector—finished in Circassian walnut and blue satin, and with the owner’s name in plain sight. Also there was a private car finished in Circassian walnut and blue satin, and with the owner’s name on a brass plate. It was as fine as a haberdashery shop.

Mrs. Peter was the one who called the architects and arranged for the royal palace to be built in a park, surrounding it with a tall bronze fence and bronze gates. She was the one who had the owner’s name engraved on the gates. She had negotiated for the yacht of a deposed European monarch, then completely renovated it to make it suitable for an Irish-American oil prospector—finished in Circassian walnut and blue satin, with the owner’s name clearly displayed. There was also a private car, also finished in Circassian walnut and blue satin, with the owner’s name on a brass plate. It was as elegant as a high-end boutique.

Now Mrs. Peter had Dad and Bunny to practice “society” upon; to shake hands high up in the air, and remark the early cold weather and the snow upon the mountains. And then to introduce Patricia, and to watch while Patricia did the stunts which her director had taught her, and which gave Bunny an impulse to say “Camera!” Miss Patricia O’Reilly was tall like her mother, and had a tendency to grow stout too early, so she was taking reducing medicine, which was injuring her heart and making her pale and aristocratic. She had learned every motion and every formula so carefully that she was as interesting as a large French doll, and her mother beamed upon the young couple—a possible union between two great dynasties, and there would be a wedding in Holy Name Church, and fifty thousand people outside, and pictures on the front pages of all the newspapers. Bunny’s thoughts went even further—the “yellows” would interview Vee Tracy, and she would be cold and haughty, and in secret she would weep, and then catch a glimpse of her face in the mirror, and the thought would come, “Hold it!”

Now Mrs. Peter had Dad and Bunny to practice “society” with; to shake hands high up in the air, comment on the chilly weather and the snow on the mountains. Then to introduce Patricia and watch as she performed the tricks her director taught her, which prompted Bunny to say “Camera!” Miss Patricia O’Reilly was tall like her mother and had a tendency to gain weight too early, so she was taking weight-loss medicine, which was harming her heart and making her look pale and refined. She learned every move and every expression so thoroughly that she was as captivating as a large French doll, and her mother beamed at the young couple—a potential union between two prominent families, leading to a wedding at Holy Name Church, with fifty thousand people outside, and photos on the front pages of all the newspapers. Bunny’s thoughts went even further—the tabloids would interview Vee Tracy, and she would be cold and aloof, secretly shedding tears, and then catch a glimpse of her reflection in the mirror, where the thought would arise, “Hold it!”

There were other guests, including Dr. Alonzo T. Cowper, D.D., Ph.D., LL.D., than whom it was not possible to imagine a human being radiating more cordiality. He was delighted that Bunny had passed his examinations successfully, and charmed to have been able to oblige his father, and again delighted that Dad was pleased with his son’s progress. When they were alone, he ventured some playful remark about Bunny’s red measles, and was much distressed to learn that the patient had not yet recovered; he took occasion to question the young man—was it really true that the reds were making such alarming progress in Angel City. Dr. Cowper wanted to talk about these shocking doctrines, in the same way that a small boy wants to read a naughty book!

There were other guests, including Dr. Alonzo T. Cowper, D.D., Ph.D., LL.D., who radiated more warmth than anyone could imagine. He was thrilled that Bunny had successfully passed his exams, pleased to have helped his father, and glad that Dad was happy with his son's progress. When they were alone, he playfully joked about Bunny’s red measles and was deeply concerned to find out that Bunny hadn’t recovered yet. He took the opportunity to ask the young man—was it really true that the reds were becoming such a big problem in Angel City? Dr. Cowper wanted to discuss these shocking ideas just like a little boy wants to read a naughty book!

Bunny was not called in to the conference between Old Pete and his father, but on the way home Dad told him about it. They were having the devil’s own time; buying a government was not so simple a matter as they had thought. Everybody had to have a “rake-off,” all the way down the line; by golly, the very office boy that brought you a letter about the matter expected a ten-dollar bill! Bunny took the occasion to plead, why not get out of the thing, surely they had enough money! But Dad said they were in too deep, the thing had cost him personally nearly six hundred thousand dollars, and it was real money, and it had hurt. No, they would go through with it, and when they had got the leases, it would be all hunkydory.

Bunny wasn't part of the meeting between Old Pete and his dad, but on the way home, Dad filled him in. They were really struggling; buying a government wasn't as easy as they had expected. Everyone wanted a cut, right down the line; even the office boy who delivered a letter about it expected a ten-dollar bill! Bunny took the chance to argue, why not just back out, surely they had enough money! But Dad said they were too invested, the whole thing had already cost him nearly six hundred thousand dollars, and it was real money that had hurt. No, they would see it through, and once they got the leases, everything would be just fine.

Two troubles had arisen. The naval reserve lands had been under the control of the navy department, and it had been necessary to get them shifted to the control of Secretary Crisby. There had been question whether this could be done by executive decree, or did it require an act of Congress. The officials had made a lot of delay, but of course it was just a hold-up; they wanted more money for this one and that. Old Pete had sent his son on to Washington to act as paymaster. The other difficulty was that some little oil company had got onto the Sunnyside tract—the one that Verne and Dad were to get—and had started drilling under an old lease. They would have to be ejected, and it must be done quietly, they must fix matters up with the newspapers somehow. Verne wanted Dad to go up there and look the ground over, and maybe he and Bunny might make a trip of it. Sunnyside was going to be the world’s wonder of an oil field—it would beat Paradise many times over, and when they had got it safely tucked away, Dad would take a good long rest.

Two problems had come up. The navy reserve lands were under the control of the Navy Department, and it was necessary to transfer them to Secretary Crisby. There was a question of whether this could be done with an executive order or if it required an act of Congress. The officials were dragging their feet, but obviously, it was just a delay; they wanted more money for this and that. Old Pete had sent his son to Washington to serve as paymaster. The other issue was that a small oil company had set up on the Sunnyside tract—the one that Verne and Dad were supposed to get—and had started drilling under an old lease. They needed to be removed quietly, and they had to somehow handle things with the newspapers. Verne wanted Dad to go there and check things out, and maybe he and Bunny could make a trip out of it. Sunnyside was going to be an incredible oil field—it would far surpass Paradise, and once they had it secured, Dad would be able to take a nice long break.

VII

There was a telephone call for Bunny—he was to call “long distance” in a city a hundred miles up the state. When he did so, there was a nurse in a hospital, with a message from Bertie; she wanted him to come to her. She was not in any danger, and there was no use worrying the family, therefore she wished him to say nothing about the matter. Bunny of course jumped into his car and made all haste. His sister had been visiting the Normans, a long way from this hospital.

There was a phone call for Bunny—he needed to make a long-distance call to a city a hundred miles away. When he did, a nurse at a hospital had a message from Bertie; she wanted him to come to her. She wasn’t in any danger, and there was no point in worrying the family, so she asked him not to mention it. Bunny immediately got into his car and rushed over. His sister had been visiting the Normans, who were far from this hospital.

When he got there, the attendants told him that Bertie had had an operation for appendicitis, and was doing well. He was taken up to her room, and there she lay, pale, and strange-looking, because he had never seen her without her colors. Everything about her was spotlessly clean, a lacy white nightgown, and soft white pillows in which she lay sunken—nun-like, and pathetic in her gladness to see him. “Gee whiz, Bertie! How did this happen?”

When he arrived, the staff informed him that Bertie had undergone an appendicitis operation and was recovering well. He was brought to her room, and there she was, pale and looking unusual, since he had never seen her without her usual vibrant colors. Everything around her was immaculately clean—a delicate white nightgown and soft white pillows where she lay, looking almost nun-like and sadly happy to see him. “Wow, Bertie! How did this happen?”

“It came quite suddenly. It was pretty bad, but I’m all right now. Everybody’s been so good to me.” There was a nurse in the room, and Bertie waited until she had gone out and closed the door. Then she fixed her tired eyes on her brother, and said, “We call it appendicitis, because that’s the conventional thing, and what you’ll have to tell Dad and Aunt Emma. But you might as well know the truth—I was going to have a baby.”

“It happened really suddenly. It was pretty rough, but I’m okay now. Everyone’s been really nice to me.” There was a nurse in the room, and Bertie waited until she had stepped out and closed the door. Then she focused her tired eyes on her brother and said, “We call it appendicitis, because that’s what everyone expects, and that’s what you’ll have to tell Dad and Aunt Emma. But you might as well know the truth—I was going to have a baby.”

“Oh, my God!” Bunny stared at her, aghast.

“Oh my God!” Bunny stared at her, shocked.

“You needn’t begin acting up—you’re no spring chicken, Bunny.”

“You don’t need to start causing trouble—you’re not a kid anymore, Bunny.”

“Who is the man?”

“Who's the man?”

“Now, don’t start any melodrama. You know it might happen to anybody.”

“Now, don’t make a big deal out of this. You know it could happen to anyone.”

“Yes—but who was it, Bertie?”

“Yes—but who was it, Bertie?”

“I want you to get this straight at the beginning—it wasn’t his fault. I did it on purpose.”

“I want to make this clear from the start—it wasn’t his fault. I did it on purpose.”

Bunny didn’t know what to make of that. “You might as well tell me, Bertie.”

Bunny was confused by that. “You might as well tell me, Bertie.”

“Well, I want you to behave yourself. I’m my own boss, and I knew what I was doing. I wouldn’t marry him now for a million dollars—not for all his millions, because he’s a yellow pup, and I despise him.”

“Well, I want you to behave yourself. I’m my own boss, and I know what I’m doing. I wouldn’t marry him now for a million dollars—not for all his millions, because he’s a coward, and I despise him.”

“You mean Charlie Norman!”

"You mean Charlie Norman!"

She nodded in assent; and as she saw Bunny’s hands clench, she said, “You don’t have to do any heroics. There can’t be a shot-gun wedding when the bride refuses to attend.”

She nodded in agreement; and as she noticed Bunny’s hands clench, she said, “You don’t need to be a hero. There can’t be a shotgun wedding if the bride won’t show up.”

“Tell me about it, Bertie.”

“Tell me about it, Bertie.”

“Well, we were in love quite desperately for a while, and I thought he was going to marry me. But then I saw he wouldn’t lay off other women, and I thought it over, and I decided, if I had a baby, he’d have to marry me, so I tried it.”

“Well, we were in love pretty intensely for a while, and I thought he was going to marry me. But then I realized he wouldn’t stop seeing other women, and I thought it through, and I decided that if I had a baby, he’d have to marry me, so I went for it.”

“Good God, Bertie!”

“OMG, Bertie!”

“You needn’t make faces. Thousands of women do it—it’s one of our tricks. But Charlie’s a yellow cur. When I told him about it, he behaved so disgustingly, I told him to go to hell. I got the name of a doctor that would fix me up, and Dad will have a thousand dollars to pay, and that’s all the damage.”

“You don’t need to make a fuss. Thousands of women do it—it’s one of our tactics. But Charlie's a coward. When I told him about it, he acted so grossly that I told him to go to hell. I got the name of a doctor who can help me, and Dad will have a thousand dollars to pay, and that’s all the trouble.”

“Bertie,” he whispered, “why in the world do you have to do things like that?”

“Bertie,” he whispered, “why on earth do you have to do things like that?”

“Don’t worry, I’ll not do it again. I had to learn, like everybody else.”

“Don’t worry, I won’t do it again. I had to learn, just like everyone else.”

“But why did you have to do it once? Trying to trap a rich man into marriage! Doesn’t Dad give you enough money?”

“But why did you have to do it at all? Trying to trap a wealthy guy into marriage! Doesn’t Dad give you enough money?”

“That’s very easy for you to say, Bunny, you’re satisfied to get off in a corner and read some old book. But I’m not like that, I have to have a little life. Dad gives me pocket money, but that’s not what I want. I want a career—something of my own. And don’t start preaching at me, because I’m weak as a kitten and can’t stand anything just now. I wanted what every woman wants, a home of my own, and I didn’t want a bungalow, I wanted a place I could invite people to, and make some use of my talents as a hostess. Well, I fell down, and now I want somebody to be kind to me for a few minutes, if you’ve possibly got that in you.”

"That's easy for you to say, Bunny; you're happy to hide away in a corner and read some old book. But I'm not like that; I need a bit of life. My dad gives me pocket money, but that's not what I want. I want a career—something that's mine. And please don't start lecturing me, because I'm feeling fragile and can't handle anything right now. I wanted what every woman wants: a home of my own, and not just a bungalow. I wanted a place where I could invite people over and use my skills as a hostess. Well, I messed up, and now I just want someone to be kind to me for a few minutes, if you can manage that."

It looked as if the tears were coming into her eyes, so Bunny hastened to say, “All right, old girl, I’ll lay off. But naturally I was taken aback.”

It seemed like tears were welling up in her eyes, so Bunny quickly said, “Okay, old girl, I'll back off. But of course I was surprised.”

“You needn’t be. The doctor says it’s done a million times a year in the United States. I amused myself figuring that out—it’s about once every thirty seconds. Life is a messy business. Let’s talk about something else!”

“You don’t have to be. The doctor says it’s done a million times a year in the United States. I entertained myself by calculating that—it’s about once every thirty seconds. Life is complicated. Let’s discuss something else!”

It was a time for confidences, and she wanted to know about him and Vee—was he going to marry her? He said he didn’t know if she would have him. Bertie laughed—she would have him all right, she was playing her cards cleverly. But Bunny told how many times she got irritated at him, and why, and that gave Bertie occasion for a discourse. She was the same old Bertie; she might weaken for a few minutes, and ask him to be kind, but she still believed in money, and the things money bought. She discussed Vee from that point of view; it would be more dignified, and safer in the long run, for him to marry a lady, rather than an actress; but all the same, Vee had a lot of sense, and he might do worse. To go and wreck their happiness for the sake of his fool Bolshevik notions—that was just sickening!

It was a time for sharing secrets, and she wanted to know about him and Vee—was he going to marry her? He said he didn’t know if she would want him. Bertie laughed—she definitely would, she was playing her cards well. But Bunny talked about how many times she got annoyed with him, and why, which gave Bertie a chance to share her thoughts. She was still the same old Bertie; she might soften for a moment and ask him to be nice, but she still believed in money and the things it could buy. She talked about Vee from that perspective; it would be more respectable and safer in the long run for him to marry a lady instead of an actress; but still, Vee had a lot of sense, and he could do worse. To go and ruin their happiness because of his foolish Bolshevik ideas—that was just disgusting!

Then she wanted to know about Dad’s affairs, and how that deal in Washington was going; would they really get the leases? And was it true that Dad had any real pull with the administration in Washington? Bunny was sure he had; and Bertie revealed what she had in mind. “I’ve been thinking it over—I’ve had a lot of time to think, lying here. I believe that what I’ll do is to go back to Eldon Burdick. He’s a good deal of a dub, but you always know where to find him, and that seems to me a virtue right now.”

Then she wanted to know about Dad’s business matters and how that deal in Washington was going; would they really get the leases? And was it true that Dad had any real influence with the administration in Washington? Bunny was sure he did; and Bertie shared what she was thinking. “I’ve been considering it—I’ve had plenty of time to think while lying here. I believe I’ll go back to Eldon Burdick. He’s kind of a fool, but you always know where to find him, and that feels like a plus right now.”

“Would you tell him about this?” asked Bunny, wonderingly.

“Could you tell him about this?” asked Bunny, curiously.

“No, why should I? He’s made his mistakes, I guess, and he doesn’t advertise them. He knows I’ve been living with Charlie, but I think he’s still in love with me. What I have in mind is that I could make a career for him; I’d get Dad or Verne to pull some wires and get him a good diplomatic post. I believe I’d like to live in Paris, you meet all the important people there, and it’s very good form. We’re going to have to take charge of Europe, Eldon says, and I think he’s the sort of man they’ll need. How does that strike you?”

“No, why should I? He’s made his mistakes, I guess, and he doesn’t flaunt them. He knows I’ve been with Charlie, but I think he still loves me. What I’m thinking is that I could help him build a career; I could have Dad or Verne pull some strings and get him a solid diplomatic position. I’d really like to live in Paris; you meet all the key people there, and it’s very classy. Eldon says we need to take charge of Europe, and I think he’s the kind of guy they’ll need. What do you think?”

“Well, if it’s what you want, I’ve no doubt you can get it. But it’ll be rather tough on Eldon to have me for a brother-in-law.”

“Well, if that’s what you want, I have no doubt you can make it happen. But it’ll be pretty tough on Eldon to have me as a brother-in-law.”

“Oh, you’re going to behave yourself,” said Bertie, easily. “This is just a sort of children’s complaint that you’ll get over.”

“Oh, you’re going to behave yourself,” said Bertie, casually. “This is just a little kid’s complaint that you’ll get over.”

VIII

The navy department ousted the little company which had started drilling on the Sunnyside naval reserve. It sent in a bunch of marines to do it, and this unprecedented move attracted a lot of attention, which worried Dad and Verne. The latter had a man up there, to fix matters with the newspaper correspondents; and “Young Pete” was in Washington, seeing to things there. You began to notice in the newspapers items to the effect that the navy department was greatly worried because companies occupying lands adjoining the naval reserves were drilling, and draining the navy’s oil; this would be a calamity, and the authorities were of the opinion that in order to avoid it the reserves should be turned over to the department of the interior, which would lease them upon terms advantageous to the government.

The Navy Department kicked out the small company that had started drilling on the Sunnyside naval reserve. They sent in a group of Marines to handle it, and this unusual action drew a lot of attention, which made Dad and Verne anxious. Verne had a guy up there working things out with the newspaper reporters, while “Young Pete” was in Washington taking care of business there. You started to see news stories mentioning that the Navy Department was very concerned because companies drilling on lands near the naval reserves were draining the Navy's oil, which could be a disaster. The authorities believed that to prevent this, the reserves should be handed over to the Department of the Interior, which would lease them under favorable terms for the government.

Bunny didn’t need to ask his father about that propaganda; he knew what it meant, and he waited, wondering—was it possible to get away with anything so crude? Could anybody fail to see that the government could have taken the adjoining lands, under the same powers which had set aside the present reserves? Or that the navy could have put down offset wells on its own property, exactly as any oil man would have done? But no, this administration was not thinking about the navy—it was thinking about Dad and Verne! When the oil men had bought the Republican convention, they had also got the machinery of the party, and that included the press, which now accepted meekly the “dope” sent out from Washington, and commended the prompt measures of the administration to protect the navy’s precious oil.

Bunny didn't need to ask his dad about that propaganda; he understood what it meant, and he waited, wondering—was it possible to get away with something so blatant? Could anyone fail to see that the government could have taken the nearby lands, using the same powers that created the current reserves? Or that the navy could have drilled offset wells on its own property, just like any oil executive would have done? But no, this administration wasn't focused on the navy—it was thinking about Dad and Verne! When the oil executives had bought the Republican convention, they had also taken over the party machinery, and that included the press, which now meekly accepted the "info" sent out from Washington and praised the administration's quick actions to protect the navy's valuable oil.

Then a peculiar thing happened. Dan Irving called Bunny on the phone, and made a date for lunch. The first thing he said, “Well, the labor college is flooey—naa poo!” He went on to declare, it was a waste of time to try to keep such an enterprise alive, so long as the present labor leaders were in power; they didn’t want the young workers to be educated—it wouldn’t be so easy for the machine to control them. Last week somebody had raided the college at night, and taken most of its belongings, except the debts; Dan had decided to pay these out of his savings and quit.

Then something strange happened. Dan Irving called Bunny on the phone and set up a lunch date. The first thing he said was, “Well, the labor college is a mess—no way!” He continued to say that it was pointless to try to keep such a program going as long as the current labor leaders were in charge; they didn’t want young workers to be educated—it would make it harder for the system to control them. Last week, someone had broken into the college at night and taken most of its possessions, except for the debts; Dan had decided to pay those off from his savings and quit.

“What are you going to do?” asked Bunny. And Dan explained he had been sending in news to a little press service which a bunch of radicals were maintaining in Chicago, and he had got a lot of information from Washington that had attracted attention. He had some friends there on the inside, and the upshot of it was that Dan had been offered fifteen dollars a week to go to the national capital as correspondent of this press service. “I can exist on that, and it’s the best job I can do.”

“What are you going to do?” Bunny asked. Dan explained that he had been sending news to a small press service run by a group of radicals in Chicago, and he had received a lot of information from Washington that had caught their attention. He had some friends there who were in the know, and the result was that Dan had been offered fifteen dollars a week to work as a correspondent for this press service in the national capital. “I can get by on that, and it’s the best job I can get.”

Bunny was enthusiastic. “Dan, that’s fine! There’s plenty of rascals that need to be smoked out!”

Bunny was excited. “Dan, that’s great! There are plenty of troublemakers that need to be dealt with!”

“I know it; and that’s what I want to see you about. One of the things I’ve got my eye on is these naval reserve oil leases. They look mighty fishy to me. Unless I’m missing my guess, the people behind it are Vernon Roscoe and Pete O’Reilly, and there’s bound to be black wherever their hands have touched.”

“I know it; and that’s why I wanted to talk to you. One of the things I’m keeping an eye on is those naval reserve oil leases. They seem really suspicious to me. Unless I’m mistaken, the people involved are Vernon Roscoe and Pete O’Reilly, and there’s sure to be something shady wherever they’ve been involved.”

“I suppose so,” replied Bunny, trying to keep his voice from going weak.

“I guess so,” replied Bunny, trying to keep his voice steady.

“There’s talk in Washington that that’s how Crisby came into the cabinet. The deal was fixed up before Harding got his nomination. General Wood says the nomination was offered to him if he’d make such a deal, and he turned it down.”

“There’s chatter in Washington that this is how Crisby got into the cabinet. The arrangement was made before Harding received his nomination. General Wood says he was offered the nomination if he made such a deal, and he declined.”

“Good Lord!” said Bunny.

“OMG!” said Bunny.

“Of course I don’t know yet, but I’m going to dig it out. Then I remembered that Roscoe is an associate of your father’s, and it occurred to me, it would be awkward as the devil if I was to come on anything—well, you know what I mean, Bunny—after your father was so kind to me, and you put up money for the college—”

“Of course I don't know yet, but I'm going to figure it out. Then I remembered that Roscoe is your dad's associate, and it hit me that it would be really awkward if I stumbled upon anything—well, you know what I mean, Bunny—after your dad was so nice to me, and you helped fund my college—”

“Sure, I know,” said Bunny. “You don’t have to worry about that, Dan. You go ahead and do your job, just as if you’d never known us.”

"Sure, I get it," said Bunny. "You don't need to stress about that, Dan. Just go ahead and do your job, like you’ve never met us."

“That’s fine of you. But listen—I was afraid maybe some day there might be a misunderstanding, unless I got this clear, that I never got any hint on this subject from you. My recollection is positive, you’ve never mentioned it in my hearing. Is that right?”

"That's fine with you. But listen—I was worried that someday there could be a misunderstanding if I didn't clarify this: I never got any indication from you about this. I'm pretty sure you've never brought it up in front of me. Is that correct?"

“It’s absolutely right, Dan.”

"That's totally right, Dan."

“You’ve never discussed your father’s business with me at all—except the strike; and you haven’t discussed Roscoe’s or O’Reilly’s, either.”

“You’ve never talked about your dad’s business with me at all—except for the strike; and you haven’t mentioned Roscoe’s or O’Reilly’s, either.”

“That is true, Dan. There’ll never be any question about that.”

"That's true, Dan. There won't be any doubt about that."

“There will be, Bunny, rest assured—if I should bust loose in Washington, nothing would ever convince Roscoe and O’Reilly that I hadn’t wormed it out of you. I’m afraid nothing would convince your father, either. But I want to be sure that your own mind is clear, I haven’t been dishonorable.”

“There will be, Bunny, don’t worry—if I break free in Washington, nothing would ever convince Roscoe and O’Reilly that I hadn’t gotten it from you. I’m afraid nothing would convince your dad, either. But I want to make sure that you’re clear in your own mind, I haven’t acted dishonorably.”

Bunny gave him his hand on it; and not one of the veteran poker-players who sat all night in the smoke-filled living-room of the “ranch-house” at Paradise could have acted more perfectly the part of impassivity. Bunny even made himself finish lunch, and he wrote a check to cover part of the debt of the labor college, and gave his friend a hearty farewell and best wishes for his new job. Then he drove off in his car, and was free to look as he felt, which was quite unhappy!

Bunny shook his hand, and not one of the seasoned poker players who spent all night in the smoke-filled living room of the "ranch house" at Paradise could have portrayed indifference more flawlessly. Bunny even forced himself to finish lunch, wrote a check to help cover some of the labor college's debt, and bid his friend a warm farewell, wishing him all the best for his new job. Then he drove away in his car, free to show how he truly felt, which was quite unhappy!

He decided that it was his duty to tell his father about this conversation. It couldn’t make any difference to Dan Irving’s work, and it might yet be possible to keep Dad out of the mess. But when the elder Ross got home that evening, Bunny had no time to get in a word. “Well, son, we got those leases!”

He thought it was his responsibility to tell his dad about this conversation. It wouldn’t impact Dan Irving’s work, and it might still be possible to keep Dad out of the trouble. But when the older Ross came home that evening, Bunny didn’t have a chance to say anything. “Well, son, we got those leases!”

“You don’t say, Dad!”

"Really, Dad?"

“They’ve been approved, and Verne left for Washington today. They’ll be signed next week, and you and me are going to take a trip and have some fun!”

“They’ve been approved, and Verne left for Washington today. They’ll be signed next week, and you and I are going to take a trip and have some fun!”

IX

Joe and Ikey Menzies had been out of jail for a couple of months, their comrades of the Workers’ party having scraped together the bail. Now came their trial, with several other members of the party. The state was undertaking to show that this organization was nothing but the Communist party under a camouflage; it was the “legal” part of the organization, but the real direction was in the hands of an “underground” group, which received funds and took orders from Moscow. It advocated the forcible overthrow of the “capitalist state,” and the setting up of a “dictatorship of the proletariat,” after the Russian pattern. On the other hand, the indicted men claimed that they had organized a legitimate working-class political party, and their attitude to violence was purely defensive. They believed the capitalists would never permit the power to be taken from them peaceably; it was the capitalists who would overthrow the constitution, and the workers would have to defend themselves.

Joe and Ikey Menzies had been out of jail for a couple of months, thanks to their comrades from the Workers’ Party who chipped in for their bail. Now, it was time for their trial, along with several other party members. The state was trying to argue that this organization was merely the Communist Party in disguise; it was the “legal” side of things, but the real control lay with an “underground” group that got its funds and orders from Moscow. They pushed for the forceful overthrow of the “capitalist state” and aimed to establish a “dictatorship of the proletariat,” following Russia's example. On the flip side, the accused men maintained that they had formed a legitimate working-class political party, and their stance on violence was purely defensive. They thought that the capitalists would never allow their power to be taken peacefully; it was the capitalists who would dismantle the constitution, and the workers would have to stand up for themselves.

The prisoners were all tried at once, and the procedure took three weeks and was quite an education in contemporary problems—or would have been, had the newspapers reported both sides. To get the workers’ side, you had to sit in the court room; and Bunny went whenever he could get loose from the university. He was there when the prosecution sprung a “surprise” witness, and it was a surprise to Bunny also—his boyhood friend, Ben Skutt! Ben, it appeared, had grown a moustache and taken a course in the Moscow dialect, and had turned up as an oil worker out of a job, and been admitted to the Workers’ party, and before long had got a job in the office. Now he had harrowing stories to tell of the criminal things he had heard said, and of efforts the party had made to incite the oil workers to rise and destroy the wells. On the other hand, so Bunny was told by Ikey Menzies, the Communists were ready to swear that Ben Skutt had himself done all the proposing of destruction—at the crisis of the strike he had spent his time insisting that the only way to save the situation was to get a bunch of real fighting men and burn up half a dozen oil fields.

The prisoners were all tried at once, and the process took three weeks, which was quite an education on contemporary issues—or would have been, if the newspapers had reported both sides. To understand the workers’ perspective, you had to be in the courtroom; Bunny went whenever he could break away from the university. He was there when the prosecution introduced a “surprise” witness, which also surprised Bunny—it was his childhood friend, Ben Skutt! It turned out that Ben had grown a moustache, taken a course in the Moscow dialect, and showed up as an unemployed oil worker who had joined the Workers’ party and quickly landed a job in the office. Now he had disturbing stories about the criminal things he had overheard and the party's attempts to incite the oil workers to rise up and destroy the wells. On the flip side, Bunny was told by Ikey Menzies that the Communists were ready to assert that Ben Skutt himself had suggested all the destruction—during the height of the strike, he had been pushing for the only way to fix things was to get a group of real fighters and burn down half a dozen oil fields.

Bunny went home to his father. “Dad, just what was it made you get rid of Ben Skutt?”

Bunny went home to his dad. “Dad, what made you decide to get rid of Ben Skutt?”

“Why, I found he’d been taking commissions from the other feller. He’d been up to other rascalities, too.”

“Why, I found out he’d been taking commissions from the other guy. He’d been up to other shady stuff, too.”

“Just what?”

"What do you mean?"

Dad laughed. “He had a scheme that was a wonder. You know, down there at Prospect Hill, people were in a crazy hurry to drill; the owner of the next lot was getting his well down first, and draining all the oil away. Ben and another feller would find a bunch of lot owners jist on the point of making a good lease; and Ben would have his pal give him a quit-claim deed to one of those lots. Ben would record the deed, and of course, when the title company come to report on the property, there was that cloud on the title. The owner would come hustling after Ben Skutt in a panic, what the hell was this? And Ben would look shocked, and tell how he had bought the lot from some feller in good faith. Who was the feller? Well, the feller had disappeared, and nobody could find him. But there Ben had the lease tied up, and the drilling couldn’t start. The lot owner would rage and swear—all the lot owners in the lease was all tied up together, and nobody could do anything with their property till that one lot had got free. To go into court and clear the title would take six months or so, and meantime the chance to lease would be gone; so the owners would have to chip in and pay Ben five thousand or so—whatever he claimed he had paid to the other man.”

Dad laughed. “He had an incredible plan. You know, down at Prospect Hill, everyone was rushing to drill; the owner of the next lot was getting his well down first and draining all the oil. Ben and another guy would find a bunch of lot owners just about to secure a good lease; then Ben would have his buddy give him a quit-claim deed to one of those lots. Ben would record the deed, and of course, when the title company came to look at the property, there would be that issue with the title. The owner would come chasing after Ben Skutt in a panic, wondering what the heck was going on. And Ben would act shocked, claiming he had bought the lot from some guy in good faith. Who was that guy? Well, the guy had disappeared, and nobody could track him down. But there Ben had the lease all tied up, and the drilling couldn’t start. The lot owner would be furious and cursing—all the lot owners in the lease were all tied together, and nobody could do anything with their property until that one lot was cleared. Going to court to resolve the title would take about six months, and in the meantime, the chance to lease would be lost; so the owners would have to pitch in and pay Ben five thousand or so—whatever he claimed he had paid the other guy.”

“I should think that trick would have been tried a lot of times,” remarked Bunny; and Dad answered, it would be tried just long enough for the news to git round, and then some lot owner would stick a gun under Ben’s nose, and settle it that way. What had happened in his case was the usual thing, a woman had got hold of him and plucked him clean, and that was why he was doing spy work for the patriotic societies.

“I think that trick must have been tried many times,” Bunny said; and Dad replied that it would be attempted just long enough for word to spread, and then some property owner would stick a gun in Ben’s face and end it that way. What happened in his case was the same old story, a woman had gotten to him and drained him dry, and that was why he was doing undercover work for the patriotic groups.

Bunny knew that his father didn’t owe anything to this slippery rascal, and wouldn’t mind his being exposed, provided Bunny’s name was not dragged in. It would be easy to trace the matter down, by looking up Ben’s real estate transactions in the county records; he would have given a quit-claim deed to the lot owners whom he had held up, and if these men were still in the neighborhood, no doubt they would testify, or could be made to. Bunny saw Rachel at the university next morning and told her the story, and gave her a hundred dollar bill to cover the costs of a title search. She passed it on to Joe or Ikey, and two days later Ben was confronted by half a dozen infuriated citizens, male and female, who did a good deal to shake the jury’s faith in his testimony as to secret conspiracies in the Workers’ party! The jury disagreed in the case of all but two men, the leading party directors; these got six years apiece, but the Menzies boys got off, and the party held a celebration, which was described in the newspapers as an orgy of red revolutionary raving.

Bunny knew his father didn’t owe anything to this slippery con artist and wouldn’t care if he was exposed, as long as Bunny’s name wasn’t mentioned. It would be simple to trace the issue by checking Ben’s real estate deals in the county records; he would have given a quitclaim deed to the lot owners he had extorted, and if those men were still around, they would likely testify—or could be made to. Bunny saw Rachel at the university the next morning and told her the story, giving her a hundred-dollar bill to cover the costs of a title search. She passed it on to Joe or Ikey, and two days later, Ben was confronted by half a dozen furious citizens, both men and women, who did a lot to shake the jury’s confidence in his claims about secret conspiracies in the Workers’ party! The jury was hung in the case of all but two men, the top party leaders; they received six years each, but the Menzies boys got off, and the party had a celebration, which the newspapers described as an orgy of red revolutionary fervor.

X

Dad was not so much troubled by the news which Bunny told him, that Dan Irving was on the trail of Vernon Roscoe in the national capital. There was bound to be gossip about the lease, of course; there were always “soreheads,” trying to make trouble, but everybody would understand it was jist politics. It was the biggest “killing” of Dad’s life-time, and of Verne’s, too; they would go ahead and drill the land and get out the oil, and nothing else would count. You had to be a sort of hard-shell crab in this game; it was too bad Bunny wasn’t able to grow the necessary shell. Also, it was too bad that a nice young feller like “the professor” couldn’t find anything better to do with himself than to go smelling round Verne’s out-house.

Dad wasn't really bothered by the news Bunny shared with him that Dan Irving was after Vernon Roscoe in the nation's capital. There would definitely be gossip about the lease; there were always "soreheads" trying to stir up trouble, but everyone would get that it was just politics. It was the biggest "killing" of Dad's life, and of Verne's too; they would move forward with drilling the land and extracting the oil, and nothing else would matter. You had to be a tough shell in this business; it was unfortunate Bunny wasn't able to develop the necessary toughness. Also, it was a shame that a nice young guy like "the professor" couldn’t find something better to occupy his time than snooping around Verne's out-house.

There had been a new company formed, to develop this greatest oil field in America, and Dad was part owner of the stock, and a vice-president, with another hundred thousand a year for directing the development work. But he wasn’t going to wear himself out with detail, he promised Bunny; he had trained some competent young fellers by now, and all he had to do was direct them. It was a wonderful job, and he was all wrapped up in putting it through, working harder than ever, in defiance of his doctors.

There was a new company created to develop the largest oil field in America, and Dad owned part of the stock and was a vice-president, earning another hundred thousand a year for overseeing the development work. But he promised Bunny he wouldn't exhaust himself with the details; he had trained some capable young guys by now, and all he had to do was direct them. It was an amazing job, and he was completely immersed in it, working harder than ever, going against his doctors' advice.

A telegram came from Verne; the leases had been signed. Bunny arranged to get a week off from his studies—such favors could be had by a grave old senior, especially when there was hope that his father might endow a chair of research in petroleum chemistry. They took a long drive to Sunnyside, a remote part of the state, grazing country, with very few settlers, and poor roads. They stayed in a crude country hotel, and inspected the new fields, riding horseback part of the time. Dad’s geologists were there, and the engineers and surveyors; they decided upon the drilling sites, and the roads, and the pipe-lines, and the tank-farm—yes, even a town, and how the streets were to run, and where the moving picture theatre and the general store were to be! The necessary wires had been pulled, and the county was to start work on a paved road next week. It was all hunkydory!

A telegram came from Verne; the leases had been signed. Bunny arranged to take a week off from his studies—such favors could be granted by a serious older student, especially with the hope that his father might fund a chair of research in petroleum chemistry. They took a long drive to Sunnyside, a remote area of the state, grazing land, with very few settlers and poor roads. They stayed in a basic country hotel and checked out the new fields, riding horseback part of the time. Dad’s geologists were there, along with the engineers and surveyors; they decided on the drilling sites, the roads, the pipelines, and the tank farm—yes, even a town, including how the streets were to run and where the movie theater and the general store would be! The necessary arrangements had been made, and the county was set to start work on a paved road next week. Everything was perfect!

Bunny ought to have been interested in all this; he ought to have been proud of the “killing,” like any loyal son. Instead of that, here he was as usual, “smelling round the out-house” to use the ex-mule-driver’s crude phrase. The fates which willed that Bunny should be always on the wrong side of his father’s work followed him here to this country hotel, and brought him into contact with an old ranchman, a feeble-faced, pathetic old fellow with skin turned to leather by sixty years of baking heat and winds. Anxious watery blue eyes he had, and a big case of papers under his arm, which he wouldn’t leave in his room for fear they would be stolen. He wanted Dad to consider a lease, and of course Dad had no time to fool with little leases, and told him so, and that settled it. But the old man found out somehow that Bunny lacked the customary hard-shell of the big oil-crabs, and succeeded in luring the young man to his room and showing his documents. It was a certified file from the department of the interior, all fixed up with impressive red seals and blue ribbons—but all the same it wasn’t complete, the old man declared; somebody had stolen the essential documents from the government files, which showed how “Mid-Central Pete” had done him out of his homestead. “It’s a feller named Vernon Roscoe, one of the big crooks in this game.”

Bunny should have been interested in all of this; he should have been proud of the “killing,” like any loyal son. Instead, here he was as usual, “sniffing around the outhouse,” to use the ex-mule-driver’s crude phrase. The fate that ensured Bunny was always on the wrong side of his father’s work followed him to this country hotel, leading him to an old rancher, a frail, sad-looking guy with skin toughened by sixty years of harsh heat and wind. He had anxious, watery blue eyes and a big case of papers tucked under his arm, which he wouldn’t leave in his room for fear they would be stolen. He wanted Dad to consider a lease, and of course Dad had no time to deal with small leases, and told him so, and that was that. But somehow the old man discovered that Bunny didn’t have the usual tough exterior of the big oil players, and he managed to entice the young man to his room to show him his documents. It was an official file from the department of the interior, all decked out with impressive red seals and blue ribbons—but even so, it wasn’t complete, the old man insisted; someone had stolen the crucial documents from the government files, proving how “Mid-Central Pete” had cheated him out of his homestead. “It’s a guy named Vernon Roscoe, one of the big crooks in this game.”

The old man, Carberry, had set out to homestead a claim to some lands nearby; and oil had been discovered, and Mid-Central Pete had just come in and shoved him out, paying him not a cent for his twenty-two hundred dollars of improvements. They could do this—the old man had a copy of the law to show how it read, excluding “mineral lands” from homestead rights; there were thousands in this part of the state who had been caught in that trap. But Carberry had actually got a patent on his land, and so had a valid claim; but somebody had managed to doctor the government records, and now for several years he had been struggling for redress. With pathetic trustfulness he had written to his congressman, to get a lawyer in Washington to represent him, and the congressman had recommended a lawyer, and Carberry had sent him money several times with no result—and then, going to Washington, had discovered that the alleged lawyer was simply a clerk in the congressman’s office, plundering land claimants and presumably dividing the graft with his employer!

The old man, Carberry, had set out to claim some nearby land for his homestead; oil had been discovered, and Mid-Central Pete had just come in and pushed him out, giving him no compensation for his $2,200 worth of improvements. They had the right to do this—the old man had a copy of the law showing that it excluded “mineral lands” from homestead rights; thousands in this part of the state had fallen into that trap. But Carberry actually had a patent for his land, so he had a valid claim; however, someone had tampered with the government records, and for several years he had been fighting for justice. With hopeful trust, he had written to his congressman to get a lawyer in Washington to represent him, and the congressman had recommended a lawyer. Carberry had sent that lawyer money several times without any results—then, when he went to Washington, he found out that the so-called lawyer was just a clerk in the congressman’s office, exploiting land claimants and likely sharing the profits with his boss!

A pitiful, pitiful story—and the worst part of it, you could see it wasn’t a single case, but a system. One more way by which the rich and powerful were plundering the poor and weak! Carberry had with him a government document he had managed to get in Washington, the report of a congressional investigation of California land cases. Bunny spent an evening glancing through it—a thousand pages of wholesale fraud and stealing in close print. For example, the seizure of oil rights by the railroads! The government land grants had turned over to the railroads every other section of land along their right of way, but had specifically exempted all “mineral lands.” Wherever minerals might be discovered, the roads were bound to surrender these sections and take other sections. Under the law, the word “minerals” included petroleum; but were the railroads paying any attention to that law? The Southern Pacific alone had California oil lands to a value of more than a billion dollars; but every effort to recover these properties for the state had been blocked by cunning lawyers and purchased politicians and judges. As they drove home, Bunny tried to tell his father about this; but what could Dad do? What could he do about old Carberry, who had been robbed of his home by “Mid-Central Pete”? You could be sure that Dad wasn’t going “smelling round Verne’s out-house”!

A heartbreaking story—and the worst part was that it wasn’t just one case, but a system. It was another way for the rich and powerful to exploit the poor and vulnerable! Carberry had with him a government document he had obtained in Washington, a report from a congressional investigation into California land cases. Bunny spent an evening skimming through it—a thousand pages filled with widespread fraud and theft in tiny print. For instance, the railroads taking over oil rights! The government land grants had given the railroads every other section of land along their route, but had specifically excluded all “mineral lands.” Wherever minerals could be found, the railroads were supposed to give up those sections and take different ones. By law, the term “minerals” included petroleum; but were the railroads following that law? The Southern Pacific alone controlled California oil lands worth over a billion dollars; yet every attempt to reclaim these properties for the state had been sabotaged by clever lawyers and corrupt politicians and judges. As they drove home, Bunny tried to explain this to his father; but what could Dad do? What could he do about old Carberry, who had lost his home to “Mid-Central Pete”? You could be sure that Dad wasn’t going to “snoop around Verne’s out-house”!

CHAPTER XVII
THE EXPOSURE

I

All that fall and winter the quail had been calling from the hills of Paradise unheeded. Bunny didn’t want to go there. But now it chanced that Dad had some matters to see to, and his chauffeur had got sent to jail for turning bootlegger in his off hours. Dad was having spells of bad health, when he did not feel equal to driving; and this being a Friday, his son offered to take him.

All that fall and winter, the quail had been calling from the hills of Paradise, but Bunny didn’t want to go there. However, it turned out that Dad had some things to take care of, and his chauffeur had been sent to jail for moonlighting as a bootlegger. Dad was having some health issues and didn’t feel up to driving. Since it was Friday, his son offered to take him.

The Ross Junior tract had nothing left of Bunny but the name. There was a strange woman as housekeeper in the ranch-house, and the Rascum cabin had been moved, and the bougainvillea vine replaced by a derrick. Every one of the fellows who had met with Paul was gone, and there were no more intellectual discussions. Paradise was now a place where men worked hard at getting out oil, and kept their mouths closed. There were hundreds of men Bunny had never seen before, and these had brought a new atmosphere. They patronized the bootleggers and the pool-rooms, and places for secret gambling and drinking. “Orange-pickers” was the contemptuous name the real oil workers applied to this new element, and their lack of familiarity with their jobs was a cause of endless trouble; they would slip from greasy derricks, or get crushed by the heavy pipe, and the company had had to build an addition to the hospital. But of course that was cheaper than paying union wages to skilled men!

The Ross Junior tract had nothing left of Bunny except the name. There was a strange woman working as the housekeeper in the ranch house, and the Rascum cabin had been moved, with a derrick now taking the place of the bougainvillea vine. Every guy who had hung out with Paul was gone, and there were no more deep discussions. Paradise had turned into a place where men worked hard to extract oil and kept their mouths shut. There were hundreds of men Bunny had never seen before, and they brought a whole new vibe. They supported the bootleggers and the pool halls, and frequented spots for secret gambling and drinking. "Orange-pickers" was the derogatory term the real oil workers used for this new crowd, and their inexperience on the job caused endless problems; they would slip off greasy derricks or get crushed by the heavy pipe, forcing the company to expand the hospital. But of course, that was cheaper than paying union wages to skilled workers!

A deplorable thing happened to Bunny; his reading of a book was interrupted by a visit from the wife of Jick Duggan, one of the men in the county jail. The woman insisted on seeing him, and then insisted on weeping all over the place, and telling him harrowing tales about her husband and the other fellows. She begged him to go and see for himself, and he was weak enough to yield—you can see how imprudent it was, on the part of a young oil prince who was trying to grow his hard-shell, so that he could be a help to his old father, and enjoy life with a darling of the world. Bunny knew that he was doing wrong, and showed his guilt by not telling his father where he was going that rainy Saturday afternoon.

A unfortunate situation happened to Bunny; his reading was interrupted by a visit from Jick Duggan's wife, one of the inmates in the county jail. The woman insisted on seeing him and then broke down in tears, sharing distressing stories about her husband and the other guys. She pleaded with him to go and see for himself, and he was weak enough to give in—you can see how unwise it was for a young oil magnate trying to toughen up so he could support his father and enjoy life with someone special. Bunny knew he was making a mistake and felt guilty by not telling his father where he was headed that rainy Saturday afternoon.

They let him into the jail without objection; the men who kept the place being used to it, and unable to foresee the impression it would make upon a young idealist. The ancient dungeon had been contrived by an architect with a special genius for driving his fellow beings mad. The “tanks,” instead of having doors with keys, like other jail cells, were designed as revolving turrets, and whenever you wanted to put a prisoner in or take one out, you revolved the turret until an opening in one set of bars corresponded with an opening in another set. This revolving was done by means of a hand-winch, and involved a frightful grinding and shrieking of rusty iron. There were three such tanks, one on top of the other, and the revolving of any one inflicted the uproar on everybody. In the course of the jail’s forty years of history, scores of men had gone mad from having to listen to these sounds at all hours of the day and night.

They let him into the jail without any objections; the guards who ran the place were used to it and didn’t anticipate how it would affect a young idealist. The old dungeon had been designed by an architect who had a unique talent for driving people insane. The “cells,” instead of having normal doors with keys like usual jail cells, were built as revolving turrets. Whenever you needed to put a prisoner in or take one out, you turned the turret until an opening in one set of bars lined up with an opening in another set. This revolving was done with a hand-crank, creating a terrible grinding and screeching of rusty iron. There were three of these tanks, stacked one on top of the other, and turning any one of them made a racket that disturbed everyone. Over the jail’s forty years of operation, many men had lost their minds from having to listen to these noises at all hours of the day and night.

Have you ever had the experience of seeing some person you know and love shut behind bars like a wild beast? It was something that hit Bunny in the pit of his stomach, and made him weak and faint. Here were seven fellows, all but two of them young as himself, crowding together like so many friendly and affectionate deer, nuzzling through the bars and expecting lumps of sugar or bits of bread. Their pitiful clamor of welcome, the grateful light on their faces—just for a visit, a few minutes of a rich young man’s time!

Have you ever seen someone you care about locked up like an animal? It was a gut punch for Bunny, making him feel weak and faint. There were seven guys, all but two as young as him, huddled together like friendly deer, nuzzling through the bars, hoping for sugar cubes or bread. Their heartbreaking cheers of welcome, the grateful looks on their faces—just for a visit, a few minutes of time from a wealthy young man!

These were all ranch-fellows, outdoor men, that had worked in the sun and rain all their lives, and grown big and bronzed and sturdy; but now they were bleached white or yellow, dirty and unshaven, with sunken cheeks and hollow eyes. Jick Duggan was coughing, just as his wife had said, and there was not one healthy-looking man in the bunch. If Bunny had been able to say to himself that these men had done some vile deed, and this was their atonement, he might have justified it, even while he questioned what good it would do; but they were there because they had dared to dream of justice for their fellows, and to talk about it, in defiance of the “open shop” crowd of big business men!

These were all ranch workers, outdoor guys who had spent their lives in the sun and rain, becoming big, tan, and strong. But now they looked washed out, dirty, and unshaven, with sunken cheeks and hollow eyes. Jick Duggan was coughing, just like his wife said, and there wasn't a healthy-looking man in the group. If Bunny could have convinced himself that these men had committed some terrible crime and this was their punishment, he might have accepted it, even while wondering what good it would do; but they were there because they had dared to dream of justice for their fellow workers and to speak about it, going against the "open shop" crowd of big business men!

Bunny had sent them some books—they were allowed to have books that didn’t look radical to very ignorant jailers, and provided the books came direct from the publishers, so that they would not have to be searched too carefully for concealed objects such as saws and dope. Now they wanted to tell him how much these books had helped, and to ask for more. And what did Bunny know about their prospects of getting a trial? Had he seen Paul, and what did Paul think? And what about the union—was there anything left of it? They were not allowed any sort of “radical” paper, so they were six or seven months behind the news of their own world.

Bunny had sent them some books—they were allowed to have books that didn’t seem controversial to the very naive guards, as long as the books came directly from the publishers, so they wouldn’t be searched too thoroughly for hidden items like saws and drugs. Now they wanted to tell him how much these books had helped and to ask for more. And what did Bunny know about their chances of getting a trial? Had he seen Paul, and what did Paul think? And what about the union—did it still exist? They weren’t allowed any kind of “radical” newspaper, so they were six or seven months behind on the news from their own world.

II

Bunny came out into the sunshine with a fresh impulse of desperation. His father was half sick, but even so, his father must have this burden of pain dumped onto him! The last time they had discussed the matter, Dad had said to wait, Vernon Roscoe would “see what he could do.” But now Bunny would wait no longer; Dad must compel Verne to act, or Bunny would take up the job himself.

Bunny stepped out into the sun, fueled by a sense of urgency. His dad was feeling unwell, but that didn’t mean he should have to carry this pain alone! The last time they talked about it, Dad had said to hold on, that Vernon Roscoe would “see what he could do.” But Bunny wasn’t going to wait any longer; Dad had to make Verne take action, or Bunny would handle it himself.

He drove his father back to Angel City, and learned that the radicals had organized a “defense committee,” and there was to be a mass-meeting of protest, at which funds would be raised for the approaching trial. Paul was to be the principal speaker—despite the fact that it might cause his bail privilege to be cancelled. When Bunny got that news, he served an ultimatum on his father; the meeting was to take place the following week, and unless Verne had acted in the meantime, Bunny was going to be one of the speakers, and say his full say about the case.

He drove his dad back to Angel City and found out that the activists had put together a “defense committee.” There was going to be a big protest meeting to raise money for the upcoming trial. Paul was set to be the main speaker, even though it could lead to losing his bail. When Bunny heard that, he gave his dad an ultimatum: the meeting was scheduled for the following week, and if Verne hadn't done anything by then, Bunny was going to be one of the speakers and say everything he wanted about the case.

Dad of course protested. But it was one of those times when his son surprised him by failing to be “soft.” Bunny went farther than ever in his desperation. “Maybe you’ll feel I haven’t any right to behave like this while I’m living on your money, and perhaps I ought to quit college and go to work for myself.”

Dad of course objected. But it was one of those moments when his son shocked him by not being “soft.” Bunny went further than ever in his desperation. “Maybe you’ll think I have no right to act like this while I’m living off your money, and maybe I should drop out of college and get a job to support myself.”

“Son, I’ve never said anything like that!”

“Son, I’ve never said anything like that!”

“No, but I’m putting you in a hole with Verne, and it would be easier if you could say I’m not living on you.”

“No, but I’m putting you in a tough spot with Verne, and it would be easier if you could say I’m not depending on you.”

“Son, I don’t want to say any such thing. But I do think you ought to consider my position.”

“Son, I don’t want to say anything like that. But I do think you should think about where I’m coming from.”

“I’ve considered everything, Dad—considered till I’m sick at heart. I just can’t let my love for any one person in the world take the place of my sense of justice. We’re committing a crime to keep those men in jail, and I say Verne has got to let them out, and if he don’t, then I’m going to make it hot for him.”

“I’ve thought about everything, Dad—thought until I’m feeling sick at heart. I just can’t let my love for any one person take the place of my sense of justice. We’re committing a crime by keeping those men in jail, and I say Verne has to let them out, and if he doesn’t, then I’m going to make things uncomfortable for him.”

Verne was on his way back from the east; and Bunny demanded that he should phone the district attorney his wishes; he might phone the judge, too, if he thought necessary—it wouldn’t be the first time, Bunny would wager. If he didn’t do it, then Bunny’s name would be announced as one of the speakers at that mass-meeting. Upon Dad flashed the memory of that terrible meeting of Harry Seager’s; he saw his beloved son publicly adopting that same ferocious mob, clasping that sea of angry faces and uplifted hands and lungs of leather!

Verne was on his way back from the east, and Bunny insisted that he should call the district attorney about his wishes. He might want to call the judge too, if he thought it was necessary—it wouldn't be the first time, Bunny would bet. If he didn’t, then Bunny’s name would be announced as one of the speakers at that mass meeting. Dad suddenly remembered that awful meeting of Harry Seager’s; he saw his beloved son publicly embracing that same fierce crowd, surrounded by a sea of angry faces, raised hands, and shouts!

Also Bunny renewed his threat about Annabelle. “You tell Verne with my compliments, I’m going to lay siege to his girl, and take her to that meeting. I’ll tell her he’s trying to keep her in a golden cage, and that’ll make her go; and if ever she hears the full story of those political prisoners, she’ll make Verne wish he’d known when to quit!” Dad could hardly keep from grinning. Poor old man, in his secret heart he was proud of the kid’s nerve!

Also, Bunny repeated his threat about Annabelle. “You tell Verne I said this: I'm going to go after his girl and take her to that meeting. I’ll let her know he’s trying to keep her in a golden cage, and that’ll convince her to come; and if she ever hears the whole story about those political prisoners, she’ll make Verne regret not knowing when to back off!” Dad could barely hold back a grin. Poor old man, deep down he was proud of the kid’s guts!

Whether Dad used the argument about Annabelle, or what he said, this much is history—two days after Vernon Roscoe arrived from Washington in his private car, carrying in his own hands the precious documents with the big red seals of the department of the interior, the district attorney of San Elido County appeared before Superior Judge Patten, and entered a “nolle pros” in the eight criminal syndicalism cases. So Vee Tracy got back her ten thousand dollars, and the seven oil workers were turned out half-blinded into the sunshine, and Bunny postponed his premier appearance in the role of that ill bird—whatever may be the name of it—which is reputed to foul its own nest.

Whether Dad used the argument about Annabelle or what he said, this much is clear—two days after Vernon Roscoe arrived from Washington in his private car, carrying the important documents with the big red seals of the Department of the Interior, the district attorney of San Elido County stood before Superior Judge Patten and entered a “nolle pros” in the eight criminal syndicalism cases. So Vee Tracy got back her ten thousand dollars, the seven oil workers were released half-blinded into the sunlight, and Bunny postponed his debut in the role of that unfortunate bird—whatever its name is—which is said to mess up its own nest.

III

Bunny got the news before it was in the papers, and he hastened to take it to Paul and Ruth. Paul had got work as a carpenter, and they had rented a little cottage on the rear of a lot. Ruth had started her nurse’s course in one of the big hospitals, and Paul had got some books, and there was a little of Paradise transported to a working-class part of Angel City. And oh, the happiness that shone in Ruth’s face when Bunny came in with the news! And then the strange mixture of anguish and pride, as Paul spoke: “It’s good of you, son, to have taken so much trouble, and I do appreciate it; but I’m afraid you won’t think me very grateful when you hear what I’m going to do with my freedom.”

Bunny got the news before it hit the papers, so he rushed to tell Paul and Ruth. Paul had found work as a carpenter, and they had rented a small cottage in the back of a lot. Ruth had started her nursing course at one of the big hospitals, and Paul had picked up some books, creating a little slice of paradise in a working-class area of Angel City. And oh, the happiness that lit up Ruth's face when Bunny walked in with the news! Then there was the strange mix of pain and pride as Paul said, “It’s kind of you, son, to go out of your way like this, and I really appreciate it; but I’m afraid you might not see me as very grateful when you find out what I’m planning to do with my freedom.”

“What is it, Paul?”

"What's up, Paul?"

“I’ve decided to join the Workers’ party.”

“I’ve decided to join the Workers’ party.”

“Oh, Paul!” Bunny’s face showed dismay. “But why?”

“Oh, Paul!” Bunny looked shocked. “But why?”

“Because I believe in their tactics. I always have, ever since my time in Siberia. I waited, because I didn’t want to hurt the strike; and after I got arrested, I couldn’t do anything without compromising the other fellows. But now it won’t hurt anyone but myself, so I’m going to say what I know.”

“Because I trust their methods. I always have, ever since my time in Siberia. I waited because I didn’t want to undermine the strike; and after I got arrested, I couldn’t take any action without putting the others at risk. But now it won’t harm anyone but me, so I’m going to share what I know.”

“But Paul! They’ll only arrest you again!”

“But Paul! They’ll just arrest you again!”

“Maybe so. But this time they’ll arrest me as a Communist, and they’ll try me that way.”

“Maybe. But this time they’ll arrest me as a Communist, and they’ll put me on trial for that.”

“But they’ve already convicted so many!”

“But they’ve already convicted so many!”

“That’s the way an unpopular cause has to grow—there’s no other way. Here I am, an obscure workingman, and nobody pays any attention to what I think or say; but if they try me as a Communist, I make people talk and think about our ideas.”

“That’s how an unpopular cause has to grow—there’s no other way. Here I am, a nobody working-class guy, and no one pays attention to what I think or say; but if they put me on trial as a Communist, I make people talk and think about our ideas.”

Bunny stole a look at Ruth: a pitiful sight, her eyes riveted upon her brother, and her hands clasped tight in fear. It was so that she had looked when Paul was going off to war. It was her fate to see him go off to war!

Bunny glanced at Ruth: a sad sight, her eyes fixed on her brother, and her hands tightly clasped in fear. That’s how she had looked when Paul was heading off to war. It was her destiny to watch him go off to war!

“Are you sure there’s nothing more important you can do, Paul?”

“Are you sure there’s nothing more important you can do, Paul?”

“I used to think I was going to do a lot of great things. But the last few years have taught me that a workingman isn’t very important in this capitalist world, and he has to remember his place. A lot of us are going to jail, and a lot more are going to die. The one thing we must be sure of is that we help to awaken the slaves.”

“I used to think I was going to accomplish a lot of amazing things. But the last few years have shown me that a working person isn’t very important in this capitalist world, and they need to remember their place. Many of us are heading to jail, and even more are going to die. The one thing we have to make sure of is that we help to awaken the oppressed.”

There was a pause. “You’re quite sure it can’t come peaceably, Paul?”

There was a pause. “Are you absolutely sure it can't end peacefully, Paul?”

“The other has to say about that, son. Do you think they were peaceable during the strike? You should have been there!”

“The other has something to say about that, son. Do you think they were peaceful during the strike? You should have been there!”

“And you’ve given up hope for democracy?”

“And you’ve lost hope in democracy?”

“Not at all! Democracy is the goal—it’s the only thing worth working for. But it can’t exist till we’ve broken the strangle-hold of big business. That’s a fighting job, and it can’t be done by democracy. Look at the boobs that Eli has got in his tabernacle, and imagine them setting out to get the best of Vernon Roscoe!”

“Not at all! Democracy is the goal—it’s the only thing worth fighting for. But it can’t exist until we’ve shattered the grip of big business. That’s a tough battle, and it can’t be won through democracy alone. Look at the idiots Eli has in his congregation, and picture them trying to outsmart Vernon Roscoe!”

Bunny could not avoid a smile. “That’s exactly Verne’s own statement.”

Bunny couldn't help but smile. “That’s exactly what Verne said.”

“Well, he’s a practical man, and I’ve a great respect for him. He wants to do something, and he finds out the way, and he does it. He doesn’t let the government get in his way, does he? No, he overthrows the government by bribery. By the way, son, have you seen Dan Irving’s Washington letter this week?”

“Well, he’s a practical guy, and I really respect him. He wants to make things happen, figures out how to do it, and just does it. He doesn’t let the government stop him, does he? No, he gets around the government through bribery. By the way, son, did you see Dan Irving’s Washington letter this week?”

“The paper’s at home, but I didn’t stop to look at it.”

“The paper is at home, but I didn’t take a moment to check it out.”

“Well, you’ll be interested. Dan says it’s known to all the newspaper men in Washington that Roscoe and O’Reilly made a deal with the attorney-general to buy the nomination for Harding, on condition they were to get these naval reserve leases. They’ve been buying government officials right and left, and newspaper men also. There’s a clamor for an investigation, but the gang won’t let it happen.”

“Well, you’ll find this interesting. Dan says that all the newspaper folks in Washington know that Roscoe and O’Reilly struck a deal with the attorney general to secure the nomination for Harding, as long as they got those naval reserve leases. They’ve been buying off government officials left and right, and newspaper people too. There’s a lot of noise for an investigation, but the group won’t allow it to take place.”

There was a pause. Paul, watching his friend’s face, saw an uneasy look, and added, “Don’t talk to me about it, son—I don’t want to know anything I’m not free to tell. But you and I both understand—that is capitalist government, and what has it got to do with democracy?”

There was a pause. Paul, watching his friend’s face, saw an uneasy look, and added, “Don’t talk to me about it, man—I don’t want to know anything I can’t share. But you and I both get it—that’s capitalist government, and what does it have to do with democracy?”

Again Bunny didn’t answer; and Paul said, “I think about Verne, as you call him, because I’ve just had a run-in with him, and he’s the system to me. I want to take his powers away from him; and how am I going to do it? I’ve boxed the compass, trying to figure how it can be done legally. He’s got the courts, and they’ll call anything legal that he says; they’ll wind you up in a spider’s web of technicalities. He’s got the machinery for reaching the masses—you can’t tell them anything but what he wants them to hear. He’s got the movies—people say he has a movie star for a mistress—maybe you know about that. And you’ve been to college—O’Reilly attends to that, I’m told. We could never get a majority vote—because Verne has the ballot-boxes stuffed; even if we elected anybody, he’d have them bought before they got into office. The more I think of the idea that he would give up to paper ballots—the crazier it seems to me.”

Again, Bunny didn’t respond; and Paul said, “I think about Verne, as you call him, because I've just had a clash with him, and he represents the system to me. I want to take his power away; how am I going to do that? I've explored every angle, trying to figure out how it can be done legally. He controls the courts, and they'll accept anything he claims is legal; they’ll trap you in a web of technicalities. He has the resources to influence the masses—you can't tell them anything except what he wants them to know. He’s got the movies—people say he’s seeing a movie star as a mistress—maybe you’ve heard about that. And since you've been to college—O’Reilly handles that, I’m told. We could never gather a majority vote—because Verne has the ballot boxes rigged; even if we elected someone, he’d have them bribed before they took office. The more I think about the idea that he would ever switch to paper ballots—the crazier it seems to me.”

“But then, Paul, what can you hope for?”

“But then, Paul, what are you hoping for?”

“I’m going to the workers! Verne’s oil workers are the basis of his power, they produce his wealth, and they can be reached, they’re not scattered all over. They have one common job, and one common interest—they want the wealth that Verne takes from them. Of course they know that only dimly; they read his newspapers, and go to his movies. But we’re going to teach them—and when they take the oil wells, how can Verne get them back?”

“I’m going to the workers! Verne’s oil workers are the foundation of his power; they generate his wealth, and they’re accessible—they’re not spread out everywhere. They have one common job and one shared interest—they want the wealth that Verne takes from them. Of course, they only understand this vaguely; they read his newspapers and watch his movies. But we’re going to educate them—and when they seize the oil wells, how can Verne recover them?”

“He’ll send troops and take them, Paul!”

“He’ll send troops and capture them, Paul!”

“He won’t send troops, because we’ll have the railwaymen. We’ll have the telegraphers, and they’ll send our messages instead of his. We’ll have the men in all the key industries—we’re going out to organize them, and tell them exactly how to do it—all power to the unions.”

“He won’t send troops, because we’ll have the railway workers. We’ll have the telegraph operators, and they’ll send our messages instead of his. We’ll have people in all the key industries—we’re going out to organize them and show them exactly how to do it—all power to the unions.”

Bunny was contemplating once more the vision which his friend had brought back from Siberia. And Paul went on, with that condescending air that had always impressed Bunny, and infuriated his sister. “It seems dreadful to you, because it means a fight, and you don’t want to fight—you don’t have to. The men for this job are the ones that have had the iron in their souls—men that have been beaten and crushed, thrown into jail and starved there. That’s how Verne makes the revolution, he throws us into jail and lets us rot. We lie there and have bitter, black thoughts. All the Bolsheviks got their training in dungeons; and now the masters are giving the same course in America. It’s not only that we’re tempted and made hard—it’s that we become marked men, the workers know us; the poor slaves that don’t dare move a hand for themselves, they learn that there are fellows they can trust, that won’t sell them out to Vernon Roscoe! I’m going back to Paradise, son, and teach Communism, and if Verne has me arrested again, the Moscow program will go into the court records of San Elido county!”

Bunny was once again thinking about the vision his friend had brought back from Siberia. Paul continued, with that patronizing attitude that always impressed Bunny and drove his sister crazy. “It feels awful to you because it means a struggle, and you don’t want to fight—you don’t have to. The men for this job are the ones who have the strength in their souls—men who have been beaten down, thrown in jail, and left to starve. That’s how Verne handles the revolution; he throws us in jail and lets us suffer. We sit there and have dark, bitter thoughts. All the Bolsheviks learned their lessons in dungeons, and now the authorities are teaching the same course here in America. It’s not just that we’re tempted and hardened—it’s that we become marked people; the workers recognize us. The poor souls who don’t dare make a move for themselves realize there are people they can trust, who won’t sell them out to Vernon Roscoe! I’m going back to Paradise, son, to teach Communism, and if Verne arrests me again, the Moscow program will be part of the court records of San Elido County!”

IV

The newspapers announced a social event of the first importance, the engagement of Miss Alberta Ross, only daughter of Mr. J. Arnold Ross, to Mr. Eldon Burdick, a scion of one of the oldest families of the city, and recently chosen president of the California Defense League. A few days later came the announcement that Mr. Burdick had been appointed a secretary to the American embassy at Paris; and so the wedding was a state occasion, with more flowers than were ever seen in a church before, and Bunny all dolled up for a groomsman, and Dad looking as handsome as the ringmaster of a circus, and Aunt Emma, who considered that she had made this match, assuming the mental position of the bride’s mother, with the proper uncertain expression, half elation and half tears. “Mrs. Emma Ross, aunt of the bride, wore pink satin embroidered in pastel colored beads and carried pink lilies”—thus the newspapers, which set forth the importance of the Burdick family, and all about the Ross millions, and never mentioned that the father of the bride had once been a mule-driver, nor even that he had kept a general store at Queen Center, California!

The newspapers announced a major social event: the engagement of Miss Alberta Ross, the only daughter of Mr. J. Arnold Ross, to Mr. Eldon Burdick, a member of one of the city's oldest families and recently appointed president of the California Defense League. A few days later, it was announced that Mr. Burdick had been appointed as a secretary to the American embassy in Paris; consequently, the wedding became a grand affair, featuring more flowers than ever seen in a church, with Bunny all dressed up as a groomsman, Dad looking as dapper as a circus ringmaster, and Aunt Emma, who believed she was responsible for this match, taking on the role of the bride’s mother, with a mixed expression of joy and tears. “Mrs. Emma Ross, aunt of the bride, wore pink satin embroidered with pastel-colored beads and carried pink lilies”—thus reported the newspapers, which highlighted the prominence of the Burdick family and the wealth of the Ross family, while conveniently omitting the fact that the bride's father had once been a mule driver or that he had run a general store in Queen Center, California!

And when the excitement was all over, and bride and groom had set out for their post of duty, then a funny thing happened; Aunt Emma, uplifted by her success as match-maker, turned her arts upon Bunny! The occasion was the world premiere of “The Princess of Patchouli,” a sort of family event. Had not Dad and Bunny been present at the inception of this sumptuous work of art? Had not Dad been king? By golly, he had, and he had told Aunt Emma about it at least a dozen times—and so, what more natural than that he should escort her upon his arm, following immediately behind the star of the occasion and her Bunny-rabbit? And what more natural than that Aunt Emma should meet Vee Tracy, and fall in love with her at first sight, and tell her darling nephew about her feelings?

And when all the excitement died down, and the bride and groom headed off to their new lives, something amusing happened; Aunt Emma, buoyed by her success as a matchmaker, turned her attention to Bunny! The occasion was the world premiere of “The Princess of Patchouli,” which was basically a family affair. Hadn’t Dad and Bunny been there at the start of this extravagant work of art? Hadn’t Dad played the king? You bet he had, and he had mentioned it to Aunt Emma at least a dozen times—so, what could be more natural than for him to take her on his arm, walking right behind the star of the evening and her Bunny-rabbit? And what could be more natural than for Aunt Emma to meet Vee Tracy, instantly fall for her, and tell her beloved nephew about her feelings?

In short, Bunny became aware that he was being manipulated by the proverbial tact of woman to think that Vee Tracy made a perfect princess on the screen, she was a natural-born aristocrat in both appearance and manner. It is part of the proverbial intuitive powers of woman, that she will be able to say exactly how an aristocrat will look and act, even though she has never been outside the state of California, and never laid eyes upon a single aristocrat in all her fifty years.

In short, Bunny realized that he was being influenced by the classic charm of women to believe that Vee Tracy was the perfect princess on screen; she was a natural-born aristocrat in both looks and behavior. It’s part of women's innate intuition that they can describe exactly how an aristocrat would look and act, even if they've never left California or seen an aristocrat in their entire life.

Bunny said, yes, Vee was all right; she was a good-looker. With the proverbial unresponsiveness of the selfish male, he did not warm up to his aunt’s hints and tell about his love-affair. In fact he was rather shocked, because he thought she was too old to know about anything improper. So Aunt Emma had to come right out with it, “Why don’t you marry her, Bunny?”

Bunny said yes, Vee was attractive; she was good-looking. With the typical indifference of a self-absorbed guy, he didn’t pick up on his aunt’s hints and talk about his romance. In fact, he was kind of surprised because he thought she was too old to know about anything inappropriate. So Aunt Emma had to be direct, "Why don’t you marry her, Bunny?"

“Well, but Aunt Emma, I don’t know that she’d have me.”

“Well, Aunt Emma, I’m not sure she would want me.”

“Have you ever asked her?”

"Have you asked her yet?"

“Well, I’ve sort of hinted round.”

“Well, I’ve kind of hinted at it.”

“Well, you stop hinting, and ask her plain. She’s a lovely girl, and you’re getting old enough to be serious now, and I think it would make a very distinguished marriage, and I know it would please your father—I believe he’ll propose to her himself if you don’t.” Aunt Emma was quite charmed with this naughtiness, giving the younger generation to understand that they needn’t be laying the old folks away on the shelf quite yet!

“Well, you should just stop hinting and ask her directly. She’s a lovely girl, and you’re old enough to be serious about this now. I think it would make a really impressive marriage, and I know it would make your father happy—I believe he’ll propose to her himself if you don’t.” Aunt Emma was quite delighted with this mischievousness, letting the younger generation know that they don’t need to put the older folks on the sidelines just yet!

Bunny always liked to oblige; so he went off and thought it over, and half made up his mind to talk it over with Vee. But alas, the next time they met they got into one of those disputes that were making it so hard for them to be happy. Vee had just come from Annabelle Ames, and reported that Annabelle was in distress, because some rascal journalist was writing letters from Washington, accusing Verne of having bought the presidency of the United States, denouncing the Sunnyside lease as the greatest steal of the century, and demanding that Verne be prosecuted for bribery. Some thoughtful friend had cut out a copy of this printed article, and marked it all with red pencil and mailed it to Annabelle’s home, marked “Personal.” The article was most abusive, and the name of the writer sounded familiar to Vee—Daniel Webster Irving, where had she heard of Daniel Webster Irving? Of course Bunny had to tell her at once—because she’d be bound to find it out, and would think he was hiding it from her: Dan Irving was his former teacher at the university, and head of the labor college that had failed.

Bunny always liked to help out, so he went off and thought it over, and half made up his mind to discuss it with Vee. But unfortunately, the next time they met, they got into one of those arguments that were making it so hard for them to be happy. Vee had just come from Annabelle Ames and reported that Annabelle was upset because some sneaky journalist was writing letters from Washington, accusing Verne of buying the presidency of the United States, criticizing the Sunnyside lease as the biggest scam of the century, and calling for Verne to be prosecuted for bribery. A considerate friend had cut out a copy of this article, marked it all in red pencil, and mailed it to Annabelle’s home, labeled "Personal." The article was very critical, and the writer's name sounded familiar to Vee—Daniel Webster Irving, where had she heard that name? Of course, Bunny had to tell her right away—because she’d find out eventually and think he was keeping it from her: Dan Irving was his former professor at the university and the head of the labor college that had failed.

So then Vee went up into the air. This fellow had been worming secrets out of Bunny! And when Bunny stated firmly that he had never mentioned the matter to Dan or to any other of his radical friends, Vee cried, “Oh, my God! My God! You poor, naive, trusting soul!” She went on like that, it was proof positive of the cunning of these dangerous reds, that they should be able to keep him in ignorance while they used him for an oil well and pumped him dry! In Vee’s view of the matter, it now became of the utmost urgency that Annabelle and Verne should not find out that Bunny knew this rascal journalist, and had actually helped to support him. If they found out, it would be all over with their friendship, they would be sure they had been basely betrayed, or at least that Bunny was such a scatter-brain that it was unsafe to have him about. Vee wanted to be loyal and romantic and melodramatic, just like one of her “continuities.” And Bunny was bored, and told her that Dad had probably told Verne all about the matter, at the time that he, Bunny, had told his father.

So Vee took to the sky. This guy had been getting secrets out of Bunny! And when Bunny insisted that he had never mentioned this to Dan or any of his other radical friends, Vee exclaimed, “Oh my God! My God! You poor, naive, trusting soul!” She went on like that, saying it was clear evidence of the cunning of these dangerous radicals, that they could keep him in the dark while they used him for an oil well and drained him dry! In Vee’s eyes, it now became crucial that Annabelle and Verne should not find out that Bunny knew this shady journalist and had actually helped to support him. If they discovered this, their friendship would be doomed; they would surely think they had been horribly betrayed, or at least that Bunny was such a scatterbrain that it was risky to have him around. Vee wanted to be loyal and romantic and dramatic, just like one of her “continuities.” Meanwhile, Bunny was bored and told her that Dad had probably already told Verne all about it when he, Bunny, had told his father.

So the young oil prince did not ask the “natural-born aristocrat” to marry him. No, he went off and was wretchedly unhappy; because he ached for Vee whenever he was away from her, and yet they seemed to be always having violent emotional crises, and having to make it up with tears. There was no way for him to avoid trouble, except to give up the radical movement; and it was a fact that intellectually nothing else appealed to him. He wanted to see Paul, and argue with him, and present a score of new objections to the Workers’ party! He wanted to take Rachel to meet Paul and Ruth, and hear the arguments that would fly fast and furious, when Rachel set forth her opinion of the left wing insanity! He wanted to go to the meetings of the “Ypsels,” the Young Peoples’ Socialist League, of which Rachel had recently taken on the duties of secretary—here was real education, young folks who actually wanted to use their minds, and took ideas with the seriousness that other students reserved for football and fraternity politics!

So the young oil prince didn't ask the "natural-born aristocrat" to marry him. No, he left and was completely miserable; because he missed Vee every time he was away from her, yet they always seemed to be caught up in intense emotional crises, having to make up with tears. He saw no way to escape the drama, except to abandon the radical movement; and honestly, nothing else engaged him intellectually. He wanted to see Paul, argue with him, and bring up a whole bunch of new objections to the Workers' party! He wanted to take Rachel to meet Paul and Ruth, and witness the arguments that would fly fast and furious when Rachel expressed her views on the left-wing craziness! He wanted to attend the meetings of the "Ypsels," the Young People's Socialist League, where Rachel had recently taken on the role of secretary—this was real education, young people who genuinely wanted to think critically and took ideas as seriously as other students reserved for football and fraternity politics!

V

Of all the people Bunny knew, it appeared just now that only one was perfectly successful and completely happy, and that was Eli Watkins, prophet of the Third Revelation. For the Lord had carried out to the letter the promise revealed to the runners of the Bible Marathon; he had caused a great banker, Mark Eisenberg, who ran the financial affairs of Angel City, to reflect upon the importance of Eli’s political influence, and to put up a good part of the money for the new tabernacle. Now the structure was completed, and was opened amid such glory to the Lord as had never been witnessed in this part of the world.

Of all the people Bunny knew, it now seemed that only one was truly successful and completely happy, and that was Eli Watkins, the prophet of the Third Revelation. For the Lord had fulfilled the promise made to the participants of the Bible Marathon; He had made a prominent banker, Mark Eisenberg, who managed the finances of Angel City, realize the significance of Eli’s political influence, and to contribute a substantial amount of money for the new tabernacle. Now the building was finished and had been opened with a level of glory to the Lord that had never been seen in this part of the world.

Southern California is populated for the most part by retired farmers from the middle west, who have come out to die amid sunshine and flowers. Of course they want to die happy, and with the assurance of sunshine and flowers beyond; so Angel City is the home of more weird cults and doctrines—you couldn’t form any conception of it till you came to investigate. To run your eye over the pages of performances advertised in the Sunday newspapers would cause you to burst into laughter or tears, according to your temperament. Wherever three or more were gathered together in the name of Jesus or Buddha or Zoroaster, or Truth or Light or Love, or New Thought or Spiritualism or Psychic Science—there was the beginning of a new revelation, with mystical, inner states of bliss and esoteric ways of salvation.

Southern California is mostly filled with retired farmers from the Midwest who have come here to spend their last days surrounded by sunshine and flowers. Naturally, they want to pass away happily, with the promise of sunshine and flowers waiting for them after. So, Angel City has become a hub for all sorts of odd cults and beliefs—you really can't understand it until you dive in and explore. Just scanning the list of events advertised in the Sunday newspapers might make you break into laughter or tears, depending on your mood. Wherever three or more people gather in the name of Jesus, Buddha, Zoroaster, Truth, Light, Love, New Thought, Spiritualism, or Psychic Science—there’s the start of a new revelation, filled with mystical, joyful states of being and unique paths to salvation.

Eli had advantages over most of these spiritual founders. In the first place, he had been a real shepherd of flocks and herds, and there are age-old traditions attaching to this profession. Also it was symbolically useful; what Eli had done to the goats he was now doing to the human goats of Angel City, gathering them into the fold and guarding them from the cruel wolf Satan. He had taken to carrying a shepherd’s crook on the platform, and with his white robes and the star shining in his yellow hair, he would call the flocks, just as he had done upon the hills, and when he passed the collection plate, they would do the shearing of themselves.

Eli had some clear advantages over most of these spiritual leaders. First, he had actually been a true shepherd of flocks and herds, and there are ancient traditions linked to this profession. It was also symbolically meaningful; what Eli had done with the goats, he was now doing with the people of Angel City, bringing them together and protecting them from the vicious wolf, Satan. He started carrying a shepherd’s crook on stage, and with his white robes and the star shining in his golden hair, he would call the flocks, just like he did on the hills, and when he passed the collection plate, they would willingly give.

Eli possessed a sense of drama and turned it loose in the devising of primitive little tableaux and pageants, which gave rapture to his simple minded followers. When he told how he had been tempted of the devil, the wicked One came upon the scene, hoofs, horns and tail, and with a red spotlight on him; when Eli lifted up the cross on high, the devil would fall and strike his forehead on the ground, and the silver trumpets would peal, and the followers would burst into loud hosannas. Or perhaps it would be the command, “Suffer little children to come unto me”; there would be hundreds of children, all robed in white, and when Eli lifted his shepherd’s crook and called, they came storming to the platform, their fresh young voices shouting, “Praise the Lord!” And of course there was the regular mourners’ bench, and the baptisms in the marble tank. You were never allowed to forget that you had a soul, and that it was of supreme importance to you and to Jesus and that you were having it saved by Eli’s aid. You were always being called upon to do something—to stand up for the Lord, or to clap your hands for salvation, or to raise your right hand if you were a new-comer to the tabernacle.

Eli had a flair for drama and expressed it through creating simple little scenes and performances that thrilled his simple-minded followers. When he shared how he was tempted by the devil, the wicked figure appeared with hoofs, horns, and a tail, highlighted by a red spotlight; when Eli raised the cross high, the devil would fall and hit his forehead on the ground, followed by the sound of silver trumpets, and the crowd would erupt into loud praises. Or sometimes he’d say, “Let the little children come to me”; and hundreds of kids, all dressed in white, would rush to the stage, their youthful voices shouting, “Praise the Lord!” And of course, there was the usual mourners’ bench and the baptisms in the marble tank. You were constantly reminded that you had a soul, and that it mattered greatly to you and to Jesus, and that Eli was helping you save it. You were always being called to do something—whether it was standing up for the Lord, clapping your hands for salvation, or raising your right hand if you were new to the tabernacle.

But the great advantage Eli had over the other prophets was the pair of leathern bellows he had developed out on the hills of Paradise. Never was there such an electrifying voice, and never one that could keep going so long. All day Sunday it bellowed and boomed—morning, afternoon, evening; there were week-day services every evening but Saturday, and in the mornings and afternoons there were prayer meetings and Bible schools and services of song and healing blessings and baptismal ceremonials and thank offerings and wholesale weddings and Bride of the Lamb dedications—you just couldn’t keep track of all that was going on in the many rooms and meeting-halls of this half million dollar tabernacle.

But the big advantage Eli had over the other prophets was the pair of leather bellows he had created out on the hills of Paradise. Never had there been such an electrifying voice, and never one that could keep going for so long. All day Sunday it bellowed and boomed—morning, afternoon, and evening; there were weekday services every evening except Saturday, and in the mornings and afternoons, there were prayer meetings, Bible schools, song services, healing blessings, baptism ceremonies, gratitude offerings, lots of weddings, and Bride of the Lamb dedications—you just couldn’t keep track of everything happening in the many rooms and meeting halls of this half million dollar tabernacle.

Science had just completed a marvelous invention; the human voice became magnified a hundred million-fold, it could be spread over the whole earth. The population of America had gone wild over radio, and everybody had rushed to get a set. The first great public use made of this achievement in Angel City was to open a new three million dollar hotel for the pleasure of the very rich, and the opening ceremonies were broadcasted, and the newspapers were full of the wonder of it; but it proved to be dreadful, because everybody in the hotel got drunk, and the manager of the institution placed himself in front of the microphone and poured out a stream of obscenities such as farmers’ wives from Iowa had never dreamed in all their lives. So it was felt that the new invention needed to be sanctified and redeemed, and Eli proceeded to install one of the biggest and most powerful broadcasting stations. Through the Lord’s mercy, his words were heard over four million square miles, and it was worthwhile to preach to audiences of that size, praise Jesus!

Science had just finished an amazing invention; the human voice was amplified a hundred million times and could be heard all over the world. The American population went crazy for radio, and everyone rushed to get a set. The first major public use of this achievement in Angel City was the opening of a new three million dollar hotel for the wealthy, and the ceremony was broadcasted, with newspapers filled with stories about its wonder. However, it turned out to be a disaster because everyone at the hotel got drunk, and the manager stepped in front of the microphone and unleashed a barrage of obscenities that farmers’ wives from Iowa could never have imagined in their lives. So, it was decided that the new invention needed to be sanctified and redeemed, and Eli set out to install one of the largest and most powerful broadcasting stations. By the Lord’s mercy, his words reached over four million square miles, and it was worthwhile to preach to audiences that size, praise Jesus!

Eli’s preaching had thus become one of the major features of Southern California life. You literally couldn’t get away from him if you tried. Dad had been told by his doctor that he needed more exercise, and he had taken to walking for half an hour before dinner; he declared that he listened to Eli’s sermons on all these walks, and never missed a single word! Everybody’s house was wide open in this warm spring weather, and all you had to do was to choose a neighborhood where the moderately poor lived—and 90 percent of the people were that. You would hear the familiar bellowing voice, and before you got out of range of it, you would come in range of another radio set, and so you would be relayed from street to street and from district to district! In these houses sat old couples with family bibles in their hands and tears of rapture in their eyes; or perhaps a mother washing her baby’s clothes or making a pudding for her husband’s supper—and all the time her soul caught up to glory on the wings of the mighty prophet’s eloquence! And Dad walking outside, also exalted—because, don’t forget that he was the man who had started this Third Revelation—he had invented all its patter, that day he had tried to keep old Abel Watkins from beating his daughter Ruth!

Eli’s preaching had become a major part of life in Southern California. You really couldn’t escape him if you wanted to. Dad’s doctor had told him he needed more exercise, so he started walking for half an hour before dinner; he claimed he listened to Eli’s sermons during all these walks and never missed a word! Everyone’s door was wide open in the warm spring weather, and all you had to do was choose a neighborhood where the moderately poor lived—and 90 percent of the people were. You would hear that familiar booming voice, and before you could get out of range, you’d pick up another radio set, allowing you to be passed along from street to street and from district to district! In those houses, old couples sat with family Bibles in their hands and tears of joy in their eyes; or maybe a mother was washing her baby’s clothes or making a pudding for her husband’s dinner—and all the while, her spirit soared with the powerful prophet’s eloquence! And Dad, walking outside, also uplifted—because, let’s not forget, he was the man who had started this Third Revelation—he had come up with all its catchphrases on that day he tried to stop old Abel Watkins from hitting his daughter Ruth!

VI

Bunny received a letter from Dan Irving, telling about his new job. It was a simple matter to be a radical press correspondent in Washington these days; the regular newspaper fellows were loaded up with material they were not allowed to handle. All but a few of the “hard guys” were boiling over with indignation at what they saw, and when they met Dan, they boiled over on him. The only trouble was, his labor press service had so little space, and only a score or two of radical papers that would look at its material.

Bunny got a letter from Dan Irving, updating her on his new job. Being a radical press correspondent in Washington these days was straightforward; the regular newspaper guys were overwhelmed with information they couldn't publish. Most of the “hard guys” were furious about what they were witnessing, and when they ran into Dan, they let it all out on him. The only issue was that his labor press service had limited space and only about twenty radical papers willing to consider its content.

President Harding had brought with him a swarm of camp followers, his political bodyguard at home; the newspaper men knew them as “the Ohio gang,” and they were looting everything in sight. Barney Brockway had given one of his henchmen a desk in the secret service department; this was the “fixer,” and if you wanted anything, he would tell you the price. The Wilson administration had grown fat by exploiting the properties seized from enemy aliens; and now the Harding administration was growing fat out of turning them back! Five percent was the regular “split”; if you wanted to recover a ten million dollar property, you turned over half a million in liberty bonds to the “fixer.” Bootlegging privileges were sold for millions, and deals were made right in the lobbies of the Capitol. Dan heard from insiders that more than three hundred millions had already been stolen from the funds appropriated for relief of war veterans—the head of that bureau was another of the “Ohio gang.” And the amazing fact was, no matter how many of these scandals you might unearth, you couldn’t get a single big newspaper or magazine in the country to touch them!

President Harding had brought along a group of loyal supporters, his political entourage from home; the reporters referred to them as “the Ohio gang,” and they were stealing everything they could find. Barney Brockway had given one of his associates a desk in the secret service department; this was the “fixer,” and if you wanted anything, he would let you know the cost. The Wilson administration had profited by exploiting the properties taken from enemy aliens; and now the Harding administration was benefiting by returning them! A five percent cut was the standard “split”; if you wanted to get back a ten million dollar property, you’d hand over half a million in liberty bonds to the “fixer.” Bootlegging rights were sold for millions, and deals were made right in the Capitol lobbies. Dan heard from insiders that more than three hundred million had already been stolen from the funds set aside for helping war veterans—the head of that bureau was another member of the “Ohio gang.” And the surprising thing was, no matter how many of these scandals you uncovered, you couldn’t get a single major newspaper or magazine in the country to report on them!

Bunny took that letter to his father, and as usual it meant to the old man exactly the opposite of what it meant to Bunny. Yes, politics were rotten, and so you saw the folly of trusting business matters to government. Take business away from the politicians, and turn it over to business men, who would run it without graft. If those oil lands had been given to Dad and Verne in the beginning, there wouldn’t have been any bribing—wasn’t that clear? Dad and Verne were patriots, putting an end to a vicious public policy!

Bunny showed that letter to his dad, and as usual, it meant the exact opposite to the old man than what it did to Bunny. Yeah, politics were corrupt, which highlighted the mistake of trusting the government with business matters. If you took business away from politicians and left it to business people, they would run it without corruption. If those oil lands had been given to Dad and Verne from the start, there wouldn’t have been any bribing—wasn’t that obvious? Dad and Verne were patriots, putting an end to a ruthless public policy!

Did Dad really believe that? It was hard for Bunny to be sure. Dad had lies that he told to the public; and perhaps he had others that he told to his son, and yet others that he told to himself. If you laid hold of him and tore all those lies away, he would not be able to stand the sight of his nakedness.

Did Dad really believe that? Bunny found it hard to be certain. Dad had lies he told everyone; maybe he had others he shared with his son, and yet more that he told himself. If you grabbed him and stripped away all those lies, he wouldn’t be able to handle seeing his true self.

His enemies, the “soreheads” in Congress, were busily engaged in depriving him of these spiritual coverings. There was one old senator in Washington by the name of LaFollette—his head had been sore for forty years, and no way could be found to heal it. Now he was denouncing the oil leases, and demanding an investigation. The Harding machine had blocked him, but it couldn’t keep him from making speeches—he would talk for eight hours at a stretch, and the galleries would be full, and then he would mail out his speeches under government frank. Dad would grumble and growl—and then in the midst of it he would realize that his own dear son was on the side of these trouble-makers! Instead of sympathizing with his father’s lies, Bunny was criticizing them, and making his father ashamed!

His opponents, the “soreheads” in Congress, were busy trying to strip him of his spiritual support. There was an old senator in Washington named LaFollette—he’d been grumpy for forty years, and no one could figure out how to fix it. Now he was attacking the oil leases and calling for an investigation. The Harding administration had shut him out, but they couldn’t stop him from giving speeches—he would talk for eight hours straight, and the galleries would be packed, and then he’d send out his speeches using government postage. Dad would complain and grumble—and then, in the middle of it all, he’d realize that his own dear son was on the side of these trouble-makers! Instead of supporting his father’s lies, Bunny was criticizing them, leaving his father feeling ashamed!

Then a painful thing happened. There was a newspaper publisher in a western city, one of those old pirates of the frontier type, who had begun life as a bartender, and delighted to tell how he would toss a silver dollar up to the ceiling, and if it stuck it belonged to the boss and if it came down it belonged to him. By this means he had got rich, and now he owned a paper, and he got onto this scandal of the oil leases. There came to him a man who had some old claim to part of the Sunnyside lease, and the publisher made a deal with this man to go halves, and then he served notice on Verne that they had to have a million dollars. Verne told him to go to hell, and the result was, this newspaper opened up with front page exposures of the greatest public steal in history. And this was no obscure Socialist sheet, this was one of the most widely read newspapers in the country, and copies were being mailed to all members of Congress, and to other newspapers—gee, it was awful! Dad and Verne and the rest held anxious conferences, and suffered agonies of soul; in the end they had to give up to the old pirate, and paid him his million in cold cash—and the great newspaper lost all its interest in the public welfare!

Then something painful happened. There was a newspaper publisher in a western city, one of those old-school frontier types, who had started out as a bartender. He loved to tell how he would toss a silver dollar up to the ceiling, and if it stuck, it belonged to the boss, but if it came down, it was his. This way, he got rich, and now he owned a paper, and he caught wind of the scandal surrounding the oil leases. A man approached him with an old claim to part of the Sunnyside lease, and the publisher struck a deal to split the profits with him. Then he served notice on Verne that they wanted a million dollars. Verne told him to take a hike, and as a result, this newspaper ran front-page stories on the biggest public theft in history. And this wasn't some obscure Socialist paper; this was one of the most widely read newspapers in the country, with copies being sent to all members of Congress and other newspapers—yikes, it was bad! Dad, Verne, and the others held tense meetings and went through a lot of stress; in the end, they had to give in to the old publisher and paid him his million in cash—and the big newspaper lost all interest in serving the public good!

When Bunny was a youngster, he had read the stories of Captain Mayne Reid, and he remembered one scene—a fish-hawk capturing a fish, and then a swift eagle swooping down from the sky and taking the prize away. Just so it was in the oil-game—a world of human hawks and eagles!

When Bunny was a kid, he had read the stories of Captain Mayne Reid, and he remembered one scene—a fish hawk catching a fish, and then a fast eagle swooping down from the sky and snatching the catch away. It was just like that in the oil business—a world of human hawks and eagles!

VII

Bunny no longer felt comfortable about going to the Monastery. But Vee would not let him quit, she argued and pleaded; Annabelle was so kind and good, and would be so hurt if he let horrid political quarrels break up their friendship! Bunny answered—he knew Verne must be sore as the dickens; and imagine Verne being tactful or considerate of a guest!

Bunny no longer felt comfortable about going to the Monastery. But Vee wouldn’t let him back out; she argued and pleaded that Annabelle was so kind and good, and she would be so hurt if he let awful political arguments ruin their friendship! Bunny replied—he knew Verne must be really upset; and just picture Verne being tactful or considerate of a guest!

When you went out into society and refused to take a drink, you caused everybody to begin talking about prohibition. In the same way, when you did not join in denunciation of the “insurgent” senators in Washington, you caused some one to comment on your sympathy for bomb-throwers. The little bunch of “reds” in Congress were interfering with legislation much desired by the rich, and they were denounced at every dinner-table, including Vernon Roscoe’s. The great Schmolsky said, what the hell were they after, anyhow? And Verne replied “Ask Jim Junior—he’s chummy with them,” Annabelle had to jump in and cry, “No politics! I won’t have you picking on my Bunny!”

When you went out into society and didn’t drink, people started talking about prohibition. Similarly, when you didn’t join in criticizing the “insurgent” senators in Washington, someone commented on your sympathy for extremists. The small group of “reds” in Congress was blocking legislation that the wealthy wanted, and they were condemned at every dinner table, including Vernon Roscoe’s. The great Schmolsky asked what they were even aiming for. Verne answered, “Ask Jim Junior—he’s close with them.” Annabelle had to jump in and shout, “No politics! I won’t let you pick on my Bunny!”

Then, later in the evening, when Harvey Manning got drunk, he sat on Bunny’s knee, very affectionate, as he always was, and shook one finger in front of Bunny’s nose and remarked, “You gonna tell’m ’bout me?” And when Bunny inquired, “Tell who, Harve?” the other replied, “Those muckrakin friends o yours. I aint gonna have ’em tellin on me! My ole uncle fines out I get drunk he’ll cut me out o his will.” So Bunny knew that his intimacy with the enemy had been a subject of discussion at the Monastery!

Then, later that evening, when Harvey Manning got drunk, he sat on Bunny’s lap, being very affectionate as he always was, and shook a finger in front of Bunny’s face, asking, “You gonna tell them about me?” When Bunny asked, “Tell who, Harve?” Harvey replied, “Those muckraking friends of yours. I’m not going to have them snitching on me! If my old uncle finds out I get drunk, he’ll cut me out of his will.” So Bunny realized that his close contact with the enemy had been a topic of conversation at the Monastery!

There had been a series of violent outbreaks in Angel City. The members of the American Legion, roused by the “red revolutionary raving,” had invaded the headquarters of the I. W. W. and thrown the members down the stairs, and thrown their typewriters and desks after them. Since the courts wouldn’t enforce law and order, these young men were going to attend to it. They had raided bookstores which sold books with red bindings, and dumped the books into the street and burned them. They had beaten up newsdealers who were selling radical magazines. Also they were taking charge of the speakers the public heard—if they didn’t like one, they notified the owner of the hall, and he hastened to break his contract.

There had been a series of violent outbreaks in Angel City. The members of the American Legion, stirred up by the “red revolutionary raving,” had stormed the headquarters of the I.W.W., throwing the members down the stairs along with their typewriters and desks. Since the courts wouldn’t enforce law and order, these young men decided to take matters into their own hands. They raided bookstores that sold books with red covers, dumped the books into the street, and burned them. They assaulted newsdealers who were selling radical magazines. They also took control of the speakers that the public heard—if they didn’t like one, they would notify the owner of the venue, who would quickly break his contract.

John Groby, one of Verne’s oil associates from Oklahoma, was at the dinner-table, and he said, that was the way to handle the rattle-snakes. Groby may not have known that one of the snakes was sitting across the way from him, so Bunny took no offense, but listened quietly. “That’s the way we did the job at home, we turned the Legion loose on ’em and cracked their heads, and they moved on to some other field. You’re too polite out here, Verne.”

John Groby, one of Verne’s oil partners from Oklahoma, was at the dinner table and said that’s how you deal with rattlesnakes. Groby might not have realized that one of the snakes was sitting right across from him, so Bunny didn't take offense and just listened quietly. “That’s how we handled things back home; we unleashed the Legion on them and took them out, and then they moved on to another area. You’re too polite out here, Verne.”

Annabelle had put Bunny beside her, so that she might protect him from assaults. Now she started telling him about her new picture, “A Mother’s Heart.” Such a sweet, old-fashioned story! Bunny would call it sentimental, perhaps, but the women would just love it, and it gave her a fine part. Also Vee had a clever scenario for her new picture, “The Golden Couch.” Quite a fetching title, didn’t Bunny think? And all the time, above the soft murmur of Annabelle’s voice, Bunny heard the loud noise of John Groby blessing the Legion. Bunny longed to ask him what the veterans would say to the “Ohio gang,” stealing the funds from their disabled buddies.

Annabelle had placed Bunny next to her so she could shield him from any attacks. Now, she began telling him about her new film, “A Mother’s Heart.” It was such a sweet, old-fashioned story! Bunny might think it was too sentimental, but the women would absolutely love it, and it gave her a great role. Also, Vee had a clever script for her new movie, “The Golden Couch.” Quite a catchy title, don’t you think, Bunny? Meanwhile, amidst the soft flow of Annabelle’s voice, Bunny could hear John Groby loudly praising the Legion. Bunny was eager to ask him what the veterans would say about the “Ohio gang” stealing funds from their disabled friends.

Someone mentioned another stunt of the returned soldiers—their setting up a censorship of moving pictures. One Angel City theatre had started to show a German film, “The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari,” and this Hun invasion had so outraged the Legion men, they had put on their uniforms and blockaded the theatre, and beaten up the people who tried to get in. Tommy Paley laughed—the courage of each of those veterans had been fortified by a five-dollar bill, contributed by the association of motion picture producers! They didn’t want foreign films that set them too high a standard!

Someone brought up another action taken by the returning soldiers—their establishment of censorship over films. One theater in Angel City had begun showing a German movie, “The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari,” and this foreign invasion infuriated the Legion members so much that they put on their uniforms, blocked off the theater, and assaulted anyone trying to enter. Tommy Paley laughed—the bravery of each veteran was boosted by a five-dollar bill, donated by the motion picture producers' association! They didn’t want foreign films that raised their expectations too high!

Then Schmolsky. He was too fat to comprehend such a thing as irony, and he remarked that the directors were mighty damn right. Schmolsky, a Jew from Ruthenia, or Rumelia, or Roumania, or some such country, said that we didn’t want no foreign films breaking in on our production schedules. An hour or so later Bunny heard him telling how the Hollywood films were sweeping the German market—it wouldn’t be three years before we’d own this business. “Vae victis!” remarked Bunny; and Schmolsky looked at him, puzzled, and said, “Huh?”

Then Schmolsky. He was too heavy to understand something like irony, and he said that the directors were absolutely right. Schmolsky, a Jewish guy from Ruthenia, Rumelia, Romania, or somewhere like that, claimed that we didn’t want any foreign films interfering with our production schedules. About an hour later, Bunny heard him saying that Hollywood films were taking over the German market—it wouldn’t be three years before we’d dominate this business. “Woe to the vanquished!” Bunny said; and Schmolsky looked at him, confused, and asked, “Huh?”

VIII

From such a week end Bunny would return to Angel City, and accompany Rachel to a meeting of the Young People’s Socialist League. In an obscure hall twenty-five or thirty boys and girls of the working-class met once a week, and read papers, and discussed problems of politics and economics, the labor movement and the Socialist party. Rachel had grown up with this organization, and had prestige with it because she had got a college education, and because she brought “Comrade Ross” with her. The most thoroughly “class-conscious” young people could not help being thrilled by a spectacle so unusual as a millionaire who sympathized with the workers and had helped to bail out political prisoners.

After such a weekend, Bunny would head back to Angel City and join Rachel at a meeting of the Young People’s Socialist League. In a small hall, twenty-five or thirty working-class boys and girls gathered weekly to read papers and discuss issues related to politics and economics, the labor movement, and the Socialist Party. Rachel had grown up with this group and had a reputation among them because she had received a college education and because she brought “Comrade Ross” along. Even the most “class-conscious” young people couldn’t help but feel excited by the rare sight of a millionaire who sympathized with the workers and had helped free political prisoners.

With these young Socialists, as with the old ones, it was right wing versus left; everybody argued tactics, and got tremendously excited. The Communists also had an organization, the Young Workers’ League, and the two rivals carried on sniping operations; sometimes they held formal debates, and young people would jump up and down in their seats, and carry on the controversy in their homes and working places for weeks afterwards. It was Moscow versus Amsterdam, the Third International versus the Second, the “reds” against the “pinks,” as the mild Socialists were called. And this same struggle was going on in the soul of Bunny. Paul Watkins would pull him forward, and then Rachel Menzies would haul him back; and his trouble seemed to be, he was of the opinion of the one he talked with last. He was so prone to see the other fellow’s point of view, and lose himself in that! Why couldn’t he have a mind of his own?

With these young Socialists, just like the older ones, it was right wing versus left; everyone debated tactics and got really worked up. The Communists also had a group, the Young Workers’ League, and the two rivals engaged in constant arguments; sometimes they held formal debates, and young people would bounce up and down in their seats, continuing the debate at home and work for weeks afterward. It was Moscow against Amsterdam, the Third International versus the Second, the “reds” versus the “pinks,” as the more moderate Socialists were called. And this same conflict was happening within Bunny. Paul Watkins would push him one way, and then Rachel Menzies would pull him back; his issue seemed to be that he often agreed with the last person he had spoken to. He was so quick to see the other person’s perspective and lose himself in that! Why couldn’t he think for himself?

Theoretically it was possible to bring about the change from Capitalism to Socialism by peaceable, one-step-at-a-time methods. Anyone could lay out the steps. But when you came to take the first one, you confronted the fact that the capitalists didn’t want to be evolved into Socialism, and wouldn’t let you take any step. It was a fact that so far they had outwitted the workers at every turn; they had even forced the government to retrace the steps which had been taken in the emergency of war. It was also true, as Paul contended, that the capitalists would not permit the workers to be peaceable; they resorted to violence every time, and set aside the laws and the constitution when it suited their convenience.

Theoretically, it was possible to transition from Capitalism to Socialism through peaceful, gradual methods. Anyone could outline the steps. But when it came time to take the first step, you faced the reality that the capitalists didn’t want to shift to Socialism and wouldn’t allow any progress. The truth was that so far, they had outsmarted the workers at every opportunity; they even pressured the government to reverse the actions taken during the wartime crisis. It was also true, as Paul argued, that the capitalists wouldn’t let the workers remain peaceful; they resorted to violence whenever it suited them and ignored the laws and the constitution when it was convenient.

To Bunny that seemed a pathetic thing about the Socialists. Take a man like Chaim Menzies; he had the long vision, the patience of the elderly worker; with ages of toil behind him, and ages ahead of him, he did not shrink from the task of building an organization. But he was never allowed to finish the building, the masters would knock it down overnight; they sent in spies, they bribed the officials and sowed discord, and in time of strikes their police and gunmen raided the offices, and jailed the leaders, and drove the workers back into slavery. So here was a curious situation—the masters in their blindness working as allies of the Communists! Verne and his oil operators and the rest of the open shop crowd saying to the working people, “No, don’t listen to the Socialists, they are a bunch of old fogies. The Communists are the fellows who can tell you what we are like, and how we are going to behave!”

To Bunny, that seemed like a sad aspect of the Socialists. Take a guy like Chaim Menzies; he had long-term vision and the patience of a seasoned worker. With years of hard work behind him and more ahead, he didn’t shy away from the challenge of building an organization. But he was never permitted to complete it; the masters would tear it down overnight. They sent in spies, bribed the officials, and created division. During strikes, their police and goons raided the offices, jailed the leaders, and forced the workers back into servitude. So here was a strange situation—the masters, in their ignorance, working as allies of the Communists! Verne and his oil operators, along with the rest of the open shop crowd, telling the workers, “No, don’t listen to the Socialists; they’re just a bunch of old-timers. The Communists are the ones who can really explain what we’re like and how we’re going to act!”

One thing Bunny had felt certain about—the workers ought to determine their tactics without bitterness and internal strife. But now he was beginning to doubt if even that were possible. The quarrel between the two factions was implicit in the nature of the problem. If you believed in a peaceable transition, your course of action would be one thing, and if you didn’t so believe, it would be another thing. If you thought you could persuade the masses of the voters, you would be cautious and politic, and would avoid the extremists, whose violent ways would repel the voters. So you would try to keep the Communists out of your organization, and of course that would make them hate you, and denounce you as a compromiser and a “class collaborator,” and insist that you were in the pay of the bosses, who hired you to keep the workers under their yoke.

One thing Bunny had been sure about was that the workers should decide their strategies without bitterness and infighting. But now he was starting to doubt if that was even possible. The conflict between the two groups was inherent in the issue at hand. If you believed in a peaceful transition, your approach would be one thing, and if you didn't, it would be something else. If you thought you could win over the majority of voters, you would act carefully and diplomatically, avoiding the extremists whose violent methods would turn off the voters. So, you would try to keep the Communists out of your organization, and of course that would make them despise you, labeling you as a sellout and a “class collaborator,” claiming that you were on the payroll of the bosses who hired you to keep the workers oppressed.

And then the Socialists would counter with the same charge of bribery. Chaim Menzies never failed to declare that some of the Communists were secret agents, paid by the bosses to split the movement, and expose it to raids by the police. Bunny knew, from talk he heard among his father’s associates, that these big business men had elaborate secret agencies for the disrupting of the labor movement. And these agencies would work either way; they would hire old line leaders to sell out the workers, calling off strikes, or calling premature strikes that couldn’t win; or they would send in spies to pose as reds and split the organizations and tempt the leaders into crime. Incredible as it might seem, the government secret service, under that great patriot, Barney Brockway, was up to the neck in such work. At the trial of one group of Communists the federal judge presiding remarked that apparently the whole direction of the Communist party was in the hands of the United States government!

And then the Socialists would respond with the same accusation of bribery. Chaim Menzies always insisted that some of the Communists were undercover agents, paid by the bosses to divide the movement and expose it to police raids. Bunny knew, from conversations he overheard among his father’s associates, that these big businessmen had sophisticated secret agencies to disrupt the labor movement. And these agencies would operate in either direction; they would hire traditional leaders to betray the workers, calling off strikes, or initiating premature strikes that couldn’t succeed; or they would send in spies to pretend to be radicals and divide the organizations, luring the leaders into criminal behavior. Surprisingly, the government secret service, under the so-called patriot, Barney Brockway, was heavily involved in this kind of work. During the trial of one group of Communists, the federal judge presiding commented that it seemed like the entire direction of the Communist party was controlled by the United States government!

IX

Bunny was always having the beautiful dream that his friends were going to be friends with one another. Now he took Rachel to call on Paul and Ruth; he liked them so, and they must share his feelings. But alas, they didn’t seem to! Both sides were reserved, and avoided talking politics as carefully as if they had been visiting at the Monastery! But Bunny wanted them to talk politics, because he was trying to settle his own inner debate, and he felt that they were qualified, they were members of the working-class, while he was only an outsider. Perhaps one might convert the other; but which one he wanted to be the converter, and which the converted, it would have been hard for him to say!

Bunny always dreamed that his friends would get along with each other. Now he took Rachel to visit Paul and Ruth; he liked them so much, and they should feel the same way. But unfortunately, they didn’t seem to! Both sides were reserved and avoided discussing politics as carefully as if they were visiting a monastery! But Bunny wanted them to talk politics because he was trying to resolve his own internal conflict, and he felt that they were qualified to help since they were part of the working class while he was just an outsider. Maybe one could convince the other; but it would have been hard for him to say who he wanted to be the persuader and who he wanted to be convinced!

Bunny questioned Paul, and learned that he had given up his carpentry job—the Workers’ party was paying him a small salary to give all his time to organizing. Paul had met Joe and Ikey Menzies, the young “left wingers”; and Bunny told about how he and Rachel had helped to put Ben Skutt out of business at the trial. How he wished the Socialists and the Communists might work together like that, instead of making things easier for the enemy!

Bunny asked Paul what was going on and found out that he had quit his carpentry job—the Workers' Party was paying him a small salary so he could focus entirely on organizing. Paul had met Joe and Ikey Menzies, the young "leftists"; and Bunny shared how he and Rachel had helped to put Ben Skutt out of business during the trial. He really wished that the Socialists and the Communists could work together like that, instead of making it easier for the enemy!

Thus led on, Rachel said that she would be interested to understand the ideas of Comrade Watkins. (Whenever a Socialist wanted to be very polite to a Bolshevik, she called him by that old term, which had applied before the family row broke out!) How could a mass uprising succeed in America, with the employing class in possession of all the arms and means of communication? They had poison gas now, and would wipe out thousands of the rebel workers at a time. The one possible outcome would be reaction—as in Italy, where the workers had seized the factories, and then had had to give them up because they couldn’t run them.

So, Rachel said she was interested in understanding Comrade Watkins' ideas. (Whenever a Socialist wanted to be really polite to a Bolshevik, she called him that old term, which had been used before the family feud started!) How could a mass uprising succeed in America, with the employer class controlling all the weapons and communication channels? They had poison gas now and could take out thousands of the rebel workers at once. The only possible outcome would be a backlash—like in Italy, where workers took over the factories, only to have to give them up because they couldn’t manage them.

Comrade Watkins replied that Italy had no coal, but was dependent on Britain and America, which thus had the power to strangle the Italian workers. As a matter of fact the Fascist reaction in Italy had been made by American bankers—Mussolini and his ruffians had not dared to move a finger till they had made certain of American credits. We had played the same role there as in Hungary and Bavaria; all over the world, American gold was buttressing reaction. Paul had seen it with his own eyes in Siberia, and he said, with his quiet decisiveness, that nobody could understand what it meant unless he had been there. Paul didn’t blame Comrade Menzies for feeling as she did, that was natural for one who had been brought up under peace conditions; but Paul had been to war, he had seen the class struggle in action.

Comrade Watkins responded that Italy had no coal and relied on Britain and America, which gave those countries the power to hold the Italian workers hostage. In fact, the Fascist response in Italy had been fueled by American bankers—Mussolini and his thugs didn’t dare to take any action until they secured American funding. We had played the same role there as in Hungary and Bavaria; all around the globe, American money was supporting the backlash. Paul had witnessed it firsthand in Siberia and firmly stated that no one could grasp what it meant unless they had been there. Paul didn’t blame Comrade Menzies for feeling the way she did; that reaction was natural for someone raised during peaceful times. But Paul had been to war, and he had seen the class struggle unfold.

“Yes, Comrade Watkins,” said Rachel, “but if you try and fail, things will be so much worse!”

“Yes, Comrade Watkins,” Rachel said, “but if you try and fail, things will be so much worse!”

“If we never try,” said Paul, “we can never succeed; and even if we fail, the class-consciousness of the workers will be sharpened, and the end will be nearer than if we do nothing. We have to keep the revolutionary goal before the masses, and not let them be lured into compromise. That is my criticism of the Socialist movement, it fails to realize the intellectual and moral forces locked up in the working-class, that can be called out by the right appeal.”

“If we never try,” said Paul, “we can never succeed; and even if we fail, the workers' awareness will be heightened, and we’ll be closer to the goal than if we do nothing. We have to keep the revolutionary goal in front of the people and not let them be distracted by compromise. That’s my critique of the Socialist movement; it fails to recognize the intellectual and moral strength within the working class, which can be awakened by the right message.”

“Ah,” said Rachel, “but that is the question—what is the right appeal? I want to appeal to peace rather than to violence. That seems to me more moral.”

“Ah,” Rachel said, “but that’s the question—what is the right appeal? I want to appeal to peace rather than violence. That seems more moral to me.”

Paul answered, that to make peace appeals to a tiger might seem moral to some, but to him it seemed futile. The determining fact in the world was what the capitalist class had done during the past nine years. They had destroyed thirty million human lives, and three hundred billions of wealth, everything a whole generation of labor had created. So Paul did not enter into discussions of morality with them; they were a set of murderous maniacs, and the job was to sweep them out of power. Any means that would succeed were moral means, because nothing could be so immoral as capitalism.

Paul replied that trying to make peace by appealing to a tiger might seem moral to some, but to him, it felt pointless. The key issue in the world was what the capitalist class had done over the past nine years. They had taken thirty million lives and destroyed three hundred billion in wealth, everything that an entire generation of workers had built. So Paul didn’t engage in moral discussions with them; they were a bunch of murderous maniacs, and the goal was to remove them from power. Any means that worked were moral means because nothing could be more immoral than capitalism.

When Bunny went out with Rachel, she said that Paul was an extraordinary man, and certainly a dangerous one to the capitalist class. He was a case of shell-shock from the war, and those who had made the war would have to deal with him. Then Bunny asked about Ruth, and Rachel said she was a nice girl, but a little colorless, didn’t Comrade Ross think? Bunny tried to explain that Ruth was deep, her feelings were intense, but she seldom expressed them. Rachel said Ruth ought to think for herself, because she would have a lot of suffering if she followed Paul through his Bolshevik career. Bunny suggested that Rachel might help to educate her, but Rachel smiled and said that Comrade Ross was too naive; surely Paul would not like to have a Socialist come in and steal his sister’s sympathy from him. In spite of all Bunny could do, his women friends would not be friends!

When Bunny went out with Rachel, she said Paul was an extraordinary man, and definitely a threat to the capitalist class. He was a war veteran dealing with shell shock, and those who were responsible for the war would have to confront him. Then Bunny asked about Ruth, and Rachel said she was a nice girl, but a bit bland, didn't Comrade Ross agree? Bunny tried to explain that Ruth was deep, her feelings were intense, but she rarely expressed them. Rachel said Ruth needed to think for herself because she would face a lot of suffering if she followed Paul in his Bolshevik path. Bunny suggested that Rachel could help educate her, but Rachel smiled and said Comrade Ross was too naive; surely Paul wouldn’t want a Socialist coming in and stealing his sister’s sympathy from him. No matter what Bunny did, his female friends wouldn’t be friendly!

Then later on Bunny saw Paul, and got Paul’s reaction to Rachel. A nice girl, well-meaning and intelligent, but she wouldn’t keep her proletarian attitude very long. The social revolution in America was not going to be made by young lady college graduates doing charity work for the capitalist class! What she was doing among the “Ypsels” was mostly wasted effort, according to Paul, because these Socialist organizations spent their efforts fighting Communism. The capitalists ought to be glad to hire her to do such work!

Then later on, Bunny saw Paul and got his thoughts about Rachel. She was a nice girl, well-meaning and smart, but she wouldn’t hold onto her working-class attitude for long. The social revolution in America wasn’t going to happen with young female college graduates doing charity work for the rich! According to Paul, what she was doing among the “Ypsels” was mostly pointless, because these Socialist groups focused their efforts on fighting Communism. The capitalists should be happy to hire her for that kind of work!

But somehow it wasn’t that way, Bunny found; the capitalists were narrow-minded, and lacking in vision! A few days later Bunny learned that Rachel was facing a serious dilemma. She had taken her four years course at the university with the idea of making a career as a social worker; but now a woman friend, upon whose advice she was acting, had warned her that she was throwing away her chances by her activity with these “Ypsels.” It was hard enough for a Jewish girl, and one from the working-classes, to have a professional career, without taking on the added handicap of Socialism. Rachel should at least wait till she had got a position, and got herself established.

But somehow it wasn’t like that, Bunny realized; the capitalists were short-sighted and lacked vision! A few days later, Bunny found out that Rachel was dealing with a serious dilemma. She had spent four years in college aiming for a career as a social worker, but now a female friend, whose advice she was following, had warned her that she was ruining her chances by getting involved with these “Ypsels.” It was already tough enough for a Jewish girl from a working-class background to have a professional career, without adding the extra burden of Socialism. Rachel should at least wait until she secured a job and got herself established.

So there were more troubles! What was Rachel going to do? The answer was that she was not going to desert her beloved young Socialists. It was all very well to say wait, but that was the way all compromising began; once you started, you never knew where to stop. No, Rachel would take her chances of the “Ypsels” being raided by the police, or placarded in the newspapers as a conspiracy to undermine the morals of youth! If it turned out that her friend was right, and the bourgeoisie wouldn’t have her as a dispenser of their charities, she would find some sort of job in the labor movement. And Bunny went off to keep an engagement to a dinner party with Vee Tracy; he went with a sober face and a troubled conscience, neither of which he was clever enough to hide!

So there were more problems! What was Rachel going to do? The answer was that she wasn’t going to abandon her beloved young Socialists. It was easy to say wait, but that was how all compromises began; once you started, you never knew where to stop. No, Rachel would take her chances of the “Ypsels” being raided by the police or being labeled in the newspapers as a conspiracy to corrupt the morals of youth! If it turned out that her friend was right, and the bourgeoisie wouldn’t accept her as a giver of their charities, she would find some kind of job in the labor movement. And Bunny left to keep an engagement for a dinner party with Vee Tracy; he went with a serious expression and a troubled conscience, neither of which he was clever enough to hide!

X

Graduation time was at hand, and all the grave old seniors had the job of choosing their future careers. Dad asked Bunny if he had made up his mind, and Bunny answered that he had. “But I hate to tell you, Dad, because it’s going to make you unhappy.”

Graduation time was coming up, and all the serious seniors had to decide on their future careers. Dad asked Bunny if he had made a decision, and Bunny replied that he had. “But I really don’t want to tell you, Dad, because it’s going to upset you.”

“What is it, son?” A look of concern was upon the old man’s round but heavily lined features.

“What is it, son?” A look of concern was on the old man’s round but deeply lined face.

“Well, I want to go away for a year, and take another name, and get myself a job as a worker in one of the big industries.”

“Well, I want to leave for a year, take a new name, and find a job as a worker in one of the big industries.”

“Oh, my God!” A pause, while Dad gazed into his son’s troubled eyes. “What does that mean?”

“Oh, my God!” Dad paused, looking into his son’s troubled eyes. “What does that mean?”

“Just that I want to understand the working people, and that’s the only way.”

“It's just that I want to understand the working people, and that's the only way.”

“You can’t ask them what you want to know?”

“You can’t just ask them what you want to know?”

“No, Dad they don’t know it themselves—except dimly. It is something you have to live.”

“No, Dad, they don’t really understand it—only vaguely. It’s something you have to experience.”

“Good Lord, son, let me help you! I’ve been there. It means dirt and vermin and disease—I thought I was saving you from it, and making things easier for you!”

“Good Lord, son, let me help you! I’ve been there. It means dirt and bugs and sickness—I thought I was protecting you from it and making things easier for you!”

“I know, Dad, but it’s a mistake; it doesn’t work out as you thought. When a young fellow has everything too easy for him, he gets soft, he has no will of his own. I know what you’ve done, and I’m grateful for it, but I have to try something different, for a time.”

“I get it, Dad, but this is a mistake; it’s not going to turn out like you think. When a young guy has everything handed to him, he gets lazy and lacks his own drive. I appreciate everything you’ve done, and I’m thankful for it, but I need to try something new, at least for a little while.”

“You can’t possibly find anything hard enough for you in the job of running an oil industry?”

“You really can’t find anything challenging enough for you in running an oil industry?”

“I might, Dad, if I could really run it. But you know I can’t do that. It’s yours; and even if you gave it to me, Verne and the operators’ federation wouldn’t let me do what I’d want to do. No, Dad, there’s something vitally wrong with the oil industry, and I can never play the game with the rest. I want to go off and try something on my own.”

“I might, Dad, if I could actually run it. But you know I can’t do that. It’s yours; and even if you gave it to me, Verne and the operators’ federation wouldn’t let me do what I want to do. No, Dad, there’s something seriously wrong with the oil industry, and I can never play the game with everyone else. I want to go off and try something on my own.”

“You mean to go alone?”

“Are you planning to go alone?”

“There’s another fellow has the same idea, and we’re going together. Gregor Nikolaieff.”

“There’s another guy who has the same idea, and we’re going together. Gregor Nikolaieff.”

“That Russian! Couldn’t you possibly find an American to associate with?”

“That Russian! Couldn’t you find an American to hang out with?”

“Well, it just happens, Dad, that none of the Americans are interested.”

“Well, it just so happens, Dad, that none of the Americans are interested.”

There was a long pause. “And you really mean this seriously?”

There was a long pause. “So, are you really serious about this?”

“Yes, Dad, I’m going to do it.”

“Yes, Dad, I’m going to do it.”

“You know, son, the big industries are pretty rough, most of them. Some of the men get badly hurt, and some killed.”

“You know, son, the big industries can be pretty tough. Many guys get seriously hurt, and some even die.”

“Yes; that’s just the point.”

“Yeah; that’s exactly the point.”

“It’s pretty hard on a father that has only one son, and had hopes for him. You know, I’ve really thought a lot about you—it’s been the main reason I worked so hard.”

“It’s really tough for a dad with only one son, especially when he had high hopes for him. You know, I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about you—it’s been the main reason I’ve worked so hard.”

“I know, Dad; and don’t think I haven’t suffered about it; but I just can’t help doing it.”

“I know, Dad; and don’t think I haven’t suffered because of it; but I just can’t help doing it.”

Another pause. “Have you thought about Vee?”

Another pause. “Have you thought about Vee?”

“Yes.”

“Yes.”

“Have you told her?”

"Did you tell her?"

“No, I’ve been putting it off, just as I did with you. I know she won’t stand for it. I shall have to give her up.”

“No, I’ve been avoiding it, just like I did with you. I know she won’t accept it. I’ll have to let her go.”

“A man ought to think a long time before he throws away his happiness like that, son.”

“A man should really think for a long time before he throws away his happiness like that, son.”

“I have thought, all I know how. But I couldn’t spend my life as an appendage to Vee’s moving picture career. I should be suffocated with luxury. I have convictions of my own, and I have to follow them. I want to try to help the workers, and first I have to know how they feel.”

“I’ve thought about it as much as I can. But I can’t live my life just as an addition to Vee’s movie career. I would be smothered by all that luxury. I have my own beliefs, and I need to follow them. I want to try to help the workers, and first, I need to understand how they feel.”

“It seems to me, son, you talk like one of them—I mean the red ones.”

“It sounds to me, son, that you talk like one of them—I mean the red ones.”

“Maybe so, Dad, but I assure you, it doesn’t seem that way to the reds!”

“Maybe so, Dad, but I promise you, it doesn’t look that way to the reds!”

Again there was a silence. Dad’s supply of words was running short. “I never heard of such a thing in my life!”

Again there was a silence. Dad was running out of things to say. “I’ve never heard of anything like this in my life!”

“It is really quite an old idea—at least twenty-four hundred years.” And Bunny went on to tell about that young Lord Siddhartha, in far off India, who is known to the western world as Buddha; how he gave up his lands and his treasures, and went out to wander with a beggar’s bowl, in the hope of finding some truth about life that was not known at court. “The palace which the king had given to the prince was resplendent with all the luxuries of India; for the king was anxious to see his son happy. All sorrowful sights, all misery, and all knowledge of misery were kept away from Siddhartha, and he knew not that there was evil in the world. But as the chained elephant longs for the wilds of the jungle, so the prince was eager to see the world, and he asked his father, the king, for permission to do so. And Shuddhodana ordered a jewel-fronted chariot with four stately horses to be held ready, and commanded the roads to be adorned where his son would pass.” And then Bunny, seeing the bewildered look on Shuddhodana’s face, began to laugh. “Which would you rather I became, Dad—a Buddhist or a Bolshevik?”

“It’s really quite an old idea—at least twenty-four hundred years.” And Bunny went on to tell about that young Lord Siddhartha, in far-off India, who is known to the western world as Buddha; how he gave up his lands and treasures and went out to wander with a beggar’s bowl, hoping to discover some truth about life that wasn’t known at court. “The palace that the king had given to the prince was filled with all the luxuries of India; the king wanted to see his son happy. All sorrowful sights, all misery, and all knowledge of misery were kept away from Siddhartha, and he didn’t know there was evil in the world. But just as the chained elephant longs for the wilds of the jungle, the prince was eager to see the world, and he asked his father, the king, for permission to do so. And Shuddhodana ordered a jewel-fronted chariot with four magnificent horses to be prepared and commanded the roads to be decorated where his son would pass.” And then Bunny, seeing the confused look on Shuddhodana’s face, began to laugh.

And truly, Dad wouldn’t have known what to decide!

And honestly, Dad wouldn't have known what to choose!

XI

There has been during the present century a new universe opened up to knowledge—the subconscious mind—and many strange things are told about it. It is accustomed to make determined efforts to have its own way; and sometimes when it is balked it will go to such lengths as to make the body ill. A jealous wife will suffer nervous collapse, a quite genuine case, thus retaining the attentions of her husband; and so on through a catalog of strange phenomena. But the Freudian theories, not being consistent with Methodist theology, had not yet penetrated into Southern Pacific. So Bunny was entirely unsuspicious when it happened, just after his graduation, and before he set out with Gregor Nikolaieff, that Dad came down with a severe attack of the flu. Of course Bunny had to postpone his leaving, and was able to find all the trouble he needed at home. There were several days when it was not certain if Dad would live; and Bunny felt all the remorse that Vernon Roscoe had foretold. Also he faced the alarming prospect, he might have to take over control of all those millions of Dad’s money!

During this century, a new realm of knowledge has emerged—the subconscious mind—and many strange things are associated with it. It tends to make strong efforts to get its way; and sometimes when it’s blocked, it can even make the body sick. A jealous wife may experience a real nervous collapse, thus keeping her husband’s attention, and the list goes on with various strange occurrences. However, since Freudian theories didn’t align with Methodist beliefs, they hadn’t yet made their way into Southern Pacific. So, Bunny was completely unaware when, soon after his graduation and before he was set to leave with Gregor Nikolaieff, Dad came down with a serious case of the flu. Of course, Bunny had to delay his departure and ended up dealing with all the chaos at home. There were several days when it was uncertain if Dad would survive; and Bunny felt all the guilt that Vernon Roscoe had predicted. He also faced the troubling possibility that he might need to take over managing all of Dad’s millions!

The old man pulled through; but he was very weak, and pitiful, and the doctor warned his family that the flu was apt to leave the heart in bad condition, and he would have to be guarded and kept from shock. Down in the deeps of Dad there must have been a merry chuckling, for now it was impossible for Bunny to go away. The father clung to his boy’s hand like a child, and Bunny must sit and read to him the sad and tender story of the young Lord Siddhartha. Had Dad said something to Vee about the plot, or was it a telepathic contact between two subconscious minds? She came frequently to the house, and was so kind and sympathetic—the wild elephant in Bunny’s spirit was tied down with a million silken cords.

The old man pulled through, but he was very weak and looked pitiful. The doctor warned his family that the flu could leave his heart in bad shape, and he needed to be protected from any shock. Deep down, Dad must have been chuckling to himself, because now it was impossible for Bunny to leave. The father held onto his son's hand like a child, and Bunny had to sit and read to him the sad and tender story of young Lord Siddhartha. Did Dad say something to Vee about the plot, or was there some kind of telepathic connection between two subconscious minds? She visited the house often and was so kind and understanding—the wild elephant in Bunny’s spirit was restrained by a million silken cords.

And then, when Dad was able to be about, and to sit on the porch in the sunshine, his shrewd conscious mind started work, and presently he had a scheme. “Son, I’ve been thinking about your problem, and I realize that you have a right to express your ideas. I’ve been wondering if we mightn’t work out a compromise, and let me help.”

And then, when Dad was able to be around and sit on the porch in the sunlight, his sharp mind started working, and soon he came up with a plan. “Son, I’ve been thinking about your situation, and I understand that you have a right to share your thoughts. I’ve been wondering if we could come up with a compromise, and let me help.”

“How, Dad?”

"How, Dad?"

“Well, you might have some money that you could use in your own way, and wouldn’t feel you were taking from mine. Of course, I wouldn’t feel it was right to help you do anything that was against the law; but if there is some kind of education that isn’t for violence, why, that would be all right, and if you had an income of a thousand dollars a month that you might use for such propaganda—would that help?”

“Well, you might have some money you could use however you want, and not feel like you're taking from mine. Of course, I wouldn’t think it was right to help you do anything illegal; but if there’s some kind of education that isn’t violent, then that would be fine. If you had an income of a thousand dollars a month that you could use for that kind of promotion—would that help?”

A thousand dollars a month! Gee whiz! Bunny forgot the standards of his own class, according to which a thousand dollars a month would not keep a string of polo-ponies or a small racing yacht; he thought according to the standards of the radicals, to whom a thousand dollars a month meant a whole labor college or a weekly paper! Nothing was said about Bunny’s staying at home, but he understood that the offer was a bribe; he would have to administer the fund! He yielded to the temptation, and hastened to phone Rachel—he had a job in sight for her!

A thousand dollars a month! Wow! Bunny completely overlooked the expectations of his own social class, where a thousand dollars a month wouldn't even cover a few polo ponies or a small racing yacht; he was thinking like the radicals, for whom a thousand dollars a month could fund an entire labor college or a weekly newspaper! Nobody mentioned Bunny staying at home, but he realized that the offer was a bribe; he would have to manage the funds! He gave in to temptation and quickly called Rachel—he had a job lined up for her!

He invited her to lunch; and all the way as he drove to the place, his busy mind was flying from scheme to scheme. Rachel would remain secretary of the “Ypsels,” and be paid a salary for her work, the same as she would have got as a social worker. The young Socialists would hire a larger hall, and would publish a weekly paper, aimed at the high schools and colleges of Angel City. Bunny was now free from the promise he had made to Dr. Cowper, not to make propaganda in Southern Pacific. And he was going to make it, you bet! The students of that university and all others would learn something about modern thought, and about the labor movement, and about Socialism, and—well, not too much about Communism, of course, because Dad would call that violence, and it might be breaking the law!

He invited her to lunch, and as he drove there, his mind raced with ideas. Rachel would continue as secretary of the “Ypsels” and would be paid a salary for her work, just like she would have earned as a social worker. The young Socialists planned to rent a bigger hall and publish a weekly paper targeting high schools and colleges in Angel City. Bunny was now free from the promise he made to Dr. Cowper not to promote anything in Southern Pacific. And he was definitely going to do it! The students at that university and others would learn about modern ideas, the labor movement, and Socialism, and—well, maybe not too much about Communism, since Dad would call that violence, and it could be against the law!

CHAPTER XVIII
THE FLIGHT

I

This summer of 1923 was a pleasant one for Bunny. To be one of the editors of a little paper, and be able to say what you thought, and print it week by week and distribute it, with no Dean Squirge to take it away from you, and no police or patriots to raid your office! To mail it to every one you knew, and flatter yourself with the idea that they were reading it, and being cured of their prejudices! Bunny had put all his former class-mates on the mailing list of “The Young Student,” and in the fall the “Ypsels” were going to sell it on the college campuses, and maybe trouble would begin then, and they would get some advertising free!

This summer of 1923 was a nice one for Bunny. Being one of the editors of a small paper, being able to say what you thought, and printing it week after week to distribute, without Dean Squirge taking it from you, and no police or patriots raiding your office! Mailing it to everyone you knew, and convincing yourself that they were reading it and getting over their biases! Bunny had added all his former classmates to the mailing list of “The Young Student,” and in the fall the “Ypsels” were going to sell it on the college campuses, and maybe then trouble would start, and they would get some advertising for free!

Dad was slowly picking up. He read the little paper every week, a sort of loving censorship. But it wasn’t needed, because Rachel, orthodox Socialist party member, was wasting no space on the left wingers. When these extremists got hold of Bunny and cajoled him into thinking that both sides ought to have a hearing, Rachel would say, what was the matter with their getting out a paper of their own? So here was Bunny, being “bossed” as usual—and by a woman! It was almost as bad as being married!

Dad was gradually coming around. He read the little newspaper every week, a kind of affectionate filter. But it wasn’t necessary, because Rachel, a dedicated Socialist party member, wasn’t giving any attention to the left-wingers. When these extremists managed to sway Bunny into believing that both sides deserved a voice, Rachel would ask what was stopping them from starting their own paper. So here was Bunny, being “controlled” as usual—and by a woman! It was almost as bad as being married!

Another source of relief—Vee was not quarreling with him so much. She had been so shocked by his mad proposal to go off and get himself killed in heavy industry, that she was glad to compromise and take half his time, and let Rachel and “The Young Student” have the other half. Vee was working hard on her new picture, “The Golden Couch,” telling about an American darling of luxury who fell into the toils of a fake prince from some Balkan country. To play the part they had got a real Roumanian prince, who had most charming manners, and was willing to devote himself to Vee at all times when Bunny was busy with his Socialist Jewess.

Another source of relief—Vee wasn't arguing with him as much. She had been so shocked by his crazy idea to go off and get himself killed in heavy industry that she was happy to agree to split his time, letting Rachel and “The Young Student” have the other half. Vee was working hard on her new picture, “The Golden Couch,” which tells the story of an American darling of luxury who falls into the traps set by a fake prince from some Balkan country. To play the part, they got a real Romanian prince, who had the most charming manners and was ready to dedicate himself to Vee whenever Bunny was busy with his Socialist Jewess.

Also they were getting agreeable letters from Bertie, who had been transported to heaven. Such a brilliant world, with such important things going on! She had lunched with the Prince de This, and dined with the Duchesse de That. Why wouldn’t Dad and Bunny come over and visit them—Bunny might make a really brilliant marriage. Dad chuckled; the idea of him going to Paree and trying to polly voo Francy!

Also, they were receiving cheerful letters from Bertie, who had been whisked away to paradise. What a dazzling world, with so much happening! She had had lunch with the Prince de This and dinner with the Duchesse de That. Why wouldn’t Dad and Bunny come over and visit them—Bunny might make a really great match. Dad laughed; the thought of him going to Paris and trying to speak French!

The blackmailers were busy, of course; but since his illness Dad had left all that trouble to Verne. Congress was on vacation, which meant a partial respite; the senatorial reds might denounce the oil leases in their home states, but the papers no longer had to print what they said. A curious superstition, that when things were said in Congress, even the most respectable newspapers found it necessary to mention them. Such things brought politics into disrepute with business men.

The blackmailers were busy, of course, but since his illness, Dad had handed all that trouble over to Verne. Congress was on break, which provided a bit of relief; the senators from the left might criticize the oil leases in their home states, but the newspapers didn’t have to cover it anymore. It’s a strange belief that when things were said in Congress, even the most reputable newspapers felt it was necessary to report them. This kind of thing damaged the reputation of politics with businesspeople.

The drilling of the Sunnyside tract was under way. A dozen wells were flowing, and justifying all that had been expected of them. Sometimes Dad was driven to the office, but most of the time the bright young executives would come out to his home, and sit in the den and get their orders. Such clean-cut efficient young men, with all their faculties concentrated upon getting oil out of the ground! No visions tormenting them, no strains of music haunting them, no hesitations, no uncertainties, never a doubt that to get oil out of the ground was the purpose of man’s life! So they kept their wits about them, and mastered their departments, and increased their prestige and their salaries; and when any one of them had taken his departure, there was an unuttered sadness between Dad and his son. Why couldn’t Bunny have been like young Simmons, or young Heimann, or young Bolling?

The drilling at the Sunnyside tract was in full swing. A dozen wells were producing well, meeting all expectations. Sometimes Dad was taken to the office, but most of the time the sharp young executives would come to his house, sit in the den, and get their instructions. They were such focused, capable young men, wholly dedicated to extracting oil from the ground! They had no nagging dreams, no haunting melodies, no hesitations, no doubts—getting oil out of the ground was the purpose of life! They stayed sharp, mastered their areas, and boosted both their status and their paychecks; and when one of them left, there was an unspoken sadness between Dad and his son. Why couldn’t Bunny be more like young Simmons, or young Heimann, or young Bolling?

II

The doctor had said that Dad must not think about business more than two hours a day; so Bunny would tempt him for a stroll, a very slow one, and perhaps they would hear a sermon of Eli’s as they walked along the street, and that never failed to divert Dad’s mind and set him to chuckling. He took a kind of malicious delight in watching the glory sweep of the Third Revelation; by proving that the masses were boobs, you made it all right to take their naval reserves! Dad subscribed to a little paper issued by one of the rival religious showmen of the town, full of denunciations of Eli and exposures of his trickery.

The doctor had told Dad he shouldn't think about business for more than two hours a day, so Bunny would lure him out for a stroll, a really slow one, and maybe they'd catch one of Eli’s sermons while walking down the street, which always seemed to cheer Dad up and make him laugh. He took a sort of mischievous pleasure in watching the grand show of the Third Revelation; by showing that the masses were fools, it somehow justified taking their resources! Dad subscribed to a small paper published by one of the other local religious entertainers, packed with attacks on Eli and revelations of his scams.

The regular churches were jealous of this new Revelation, which had burst so rudely upon them. Eli was an upstart and a mountebank, and Tom Poober, the clerical rival, declared that he faked a lot of his alleged cures, he hired people to stand up and tell how their crippled limbs had healed and their cancers had disappeared. Also, Eli’s followers had not been willing to give up their customs of rolling and talking in tongues, and Eli had had to build for them a number of sound-proof rooms in the Tabernacle, where these rites were carried on. “Tarrying rooms,” they were called, because you went there to “tarry with Jesus”; and when things got going, you would see a hundred men and women rolling on the floor, pawing one another, tearing off their clothing; you would see a woman jerking her head back, or leaping several feet at a time, here and there, exactly like a chicken with its head cut off. The orgies would end with a mass of human creatures piled into a heap, wriggling and writhing, amid a smell of sweat that would make you ill.

The traditional churches were envious of this new Revelation that had suddenly appeared. Eli was seen as a charlatan and a fraud, and his clerical rival, Tom Poober, claimed that he faked many of his supposed cures, hiring people to stand up and say how their crippled limbs had healed and their cancers had vanished. Moreover, Eli’s followers were not willing to give up their practices of rolling around and speaking in tongues, so Eli had to build several soundproof rooms in the Tabernacle where these rituals could take place. They were called “tarrying rooms” because you went there to “tarry with Jesus”; and when things got intense, you would see a hundred men and women rolling on the floor, grabbing each other, tearing off their clothes; you would see a woman throwing her head back or jumping several feet at a time, all over the place, just like a headless chicken. The wild gatherings would end with a mass of people piled together in a heap, writhing and squirming, with a smell of sweat that could make you sick.

The Reverend Poober would print such things, and send newsboys to sell the paper in front of the Tabernacle; the newsboys would be fallen upon and beaten, and the police would fail to arrest the assailants, or having arrested them, would turn them loose. Were the politicians of Angel City afraid of the power of this stuffed prophet? Tom Poober would ask in large capital letters, and Dad would chuckle—in the mood of that Western pioneer who came home and found his wife in a hand-to-hand conflict with a bear, and rested his gun upon the fence and took a seat and called, “Go it, woman! Go it, bear!”

The Reverend Poober would print stuff like that and send newsboys to sell the paper in front of the Tabernacle; the newsboys would get jumped and beaten up, and the police would either fail to arrest the attackers or, if they did, would just let them go. Were the politicians of Angel City scared of the influence of this fake prophet? Tom Poober would ask in big letters, and Dad would laugh—just like that Western pioneer who came home to find his wife in a fistfight with a bear, leaned his gun against the fence, took a seat, and yelled, “Go for it, woman! Go for it, bear!”

There was another charge—the prophet was said to be fond of the company of handsome young women. That was a cruel thing to hint, because Eli was strenuous in denouncing fornications and adulteries, as much so as any Hebrew prophet of the First Revelation. Dad chuckled and speculated; until it happened one day that he and Bunny took a long drive, and stopped at an unfrequented beach, looking for a place for Bunny to get a swim. There was a cheap hotel on the waterfront, and coming out of the door, whom should they run into but Eli Watkins, with an indubitably handsome young woman! The young woman walked quickly on, and Eli exchanged greetings with Dad and Bunny, and then excused himself. Dad stood for a minute, looking after the couple and saying, “By golly!”

There was another accusation—people said the prophet liked to hang out with attractive young women. That was a nasty thing to suggest, because Eli was very vocal about condemning fornication and adultery, just like any Hebrew prophet from the First Revelation. Dad chuckled and speculated; until one day, he and Bunny took a long drive and stopped at a secluded beach, looking for a spot for Bunny to swim. There was a cheap hotel on the waterfront, and as they came out the door, who should they run into but Eli Watkins, with a definitely attractive young woman! The young woman walked on quickly, and Eli greeted Dad and Bunny before excusing himself. Dad stood for a moment, watching the couple and said, "Wow!"

Then he turned and went into the hotel, and to the man at the desk remarked, in a casual tone, “I met that gentleman, but his name has slipped my memory—the one that just went out.”

Then he turned and went into the hotel, and to the man at the desk said, in a casual tone, “I met that guy, but his name has slipped my mind—the one that just left.”

“That’s Mr. T. C. Brown, of Santa Ynez.”

"That’s Mr. T. C. Brown from Santa Ynez."

“Is he staying here”?

“Is he staying here?”

“He just checked out.”

“He just left.”

Dad began to glance over the hotel register, and there he read, as big as life, “T. C. Brown and wife, Santa Ynez.” And in the crude scrawly handwriting of Eli Watkins, which Dad had at home upon several business letters! It was all Dad could do to keep from bursting out laughing. By golly, if he were to tip off Tom Poober to the contents of that hotel register, he would knock the Third Revelation as high as a kite!

Dad started to look through the hotel register, and there he saw, very clearly, “T. C. Brown and wife, Santa Ynez.” And in the awkward, messy handwriting of Eli Watkins, which Dad had seen on several business letters at home! It was all Dad could do to keep from laughing out loud. Wow, if he were to let Tom Poober in on what was in that hotel register, he would blow the Third Revelation sky high!

III

President Harding died; and Dan Irving wrote Bunny the gossip from Washington. The old gentleman had been reluctant to take the oil men’s money, so Barney Brockway and his “fixer” had fixed things for him—they had “carried an account” in a Wall Street brokerage, a method whereby business men make life comfortable for statesmen. Every now and then they would bring the old gentleman a bundle of liberty bonds which they had “won” for him. And now his widow had found several hundred thousand dollars of these bonds in a safe deposit box, and become convinced that he had meant them for another woman, and was in such a fury about it that she was telling all her friends, and giving great glee to Washington gossip.

President Harding died, and Dan Irving updated Bunny on the latest gossip from Washington. The old man had been hesitant to accept money from the oil guys, so Barney Brockway and his "fixer" set things up for him—they had "carried an account" at a Wall Street brokerage, a way for businesspeople to make life easier for politicians. Every now and then, they would bring the old man a pile of liberty bonds that they had "won" for him. Now, his widow had discovered several hundred thousand dollars worth of these bonds in a safe deposit box and became convinced that he had intended them for another woman. She was so furious about it that she started telling all her friends, causing quite a stir in Washington gossip.

And then the new president: a little man whose fame was based upon the legend that he had put down a strike of the Boston policemen, when the truth was that he had been hiding in his hotel room, with a black eye presented to him by the mayor of the city. His dream in life, as reported by himself, was to keep a store, and that was the measure of his mentality. He didn’t know what to say, and so the newspapers called him a “strong silent man.”

And then there was the new president: a short guy whose reputation was built on the story that he had stopped a strike by the Boston police, when in reality he had been hiding in his hotel room, nursing a black eye given to him by the city’s mayor. His dream in life, as he stated himself, was to run a store, and that showed how limited his thinking was. He didn’t know what to say, so the newspapers labeled him a “strong silent man.”

Bunny didn’t publish much of this, because Rachel didn’t approve of gossip. But they did publish some of the inside facts about professionalism in college athletics, and when this was offered for sale on the campuses, the athletic students mobbed the “Ypsels.” But even the mobbers read the paper, and Bunny was having the time of his life.

Bunny didn't share a lot of this because Rachel didn't approve of gossip. However, they did publish some inside information about professionalism in college sports, and when this was available for purchase on campus, the athletic students rushed to get the “Ypsels.” Yet, even those rushing to buy it ended up reading the paper, and Bunny was having the time of his life.

In December the new Congress assembled, and an alarming state of affairs was revealed; the “insurgents” had the balance of power in the Senate, and their first move was to combine with the Democrats and order an investigation of the oil leases. This news fell upon Dad and Verne like a thunderbolt—their scouts in Washington had failed to foresee such a calamity, and Verne had to jump into his private car and hurry to Washington, to see what a last-minute expenditure of cash might do. Apparently it didn’t do much, for the committee proceeded to put witnesses on the stand and “grill” them—a terrifying newspaper phrase, but really it was not so much a culinary operation as an explosion, with the debris scattered all over the front pages of the press.

In December, the new Congress came together, and a concerning situation was uncovered; the “insurgents” held the balance of power in the Senate, and their first action was to team up with the Democrats and initiate an investigation into the oil leases. This news hit Dad and Verne like a bolt of lightning—their contacts in Washington had not predicted such a disaster, and Verne had to rush to his private car and head to Washington to see what a last-minute cash infusion could accomplish. It seemed to have little effect, as the committee went ahead and called witnesses to testify and “grill” them—a shocking term from the newspapers, but it turned out to be less of a cooking operation and more of an explosion, with the fallout splattered across the front pages of the press.

The thing was too sensational to be held down any longer. It didn’t read like politics, but like some blood and thunder movie. Secretary Crisby hadn’t had the sense to put his oil money into liberty bonds and hide them in a safe deposit box—he had gone like a fool and paid off a big mortgage on his Texas ranch, and bought a lot of stuff that everybody could see; he had even told the foreman of his ranch that he had got sixty-eight thousand dollars from Vernon Roscoe, and the foreman had told one of the ranch-hands. Now the senators put the badly rattled foreman on the witness stand, and he had to explain that it was all a misunderstanding—what he had said was not “sixty-eight thousand dollars,” but “six or eight cows.” You can see how easy it was for such a mistake to happen!

The situation was too dramatic to keep quiet any longer. It didn’t feel like politics, but more like an action-packed movie. Secretary Crisby didn’t have the sense to invest his oil money in liberty bonds and stash them in a safe deposit box—he foolishly paid off a huge mortgage on his Texas ranch and bought a bunch of stuff that everyone noticed; he even told the foreman of his ranch that he received sixty-eight thousand dollars from Vernon Roscoe, and the foreman blabbed to one of the ranch hands. Now the flustered foreman was on the witness stand, having to explain that it was all a misunderstanding—what he really said was not “sixty-eight thousand dollars,” but “six or eight cows.” You can see how easy it was for such a mix-up to occur!

But then it was shown that Secretary Crisby had deposited a hundred thousand dollars in his bank one day; and where had he got that? A great Washington newspaper publisher came forward to declare that he had loaned his dear friend the secretary that little sum for no particular reason. The great publisher then went off to Florida to spend the winter, and he was sick and couldn’t possibly be disturbed. But the perverse committee sent one of its members to Florida and put the publisher on the witness stand, and in the presence of half a hundred newspaper reporters pinned him down and made him admit that his story had been a friendly fairy-tale.

But then it came to light that Secretary Crisby had deposited a hundred thousand dollars in his bank one day; and where did he get that money? A prominent newspaper publisher in Washington stepped forward to claim that he had loaned his close friend the secretary that amount for no specific reason. The publisher then headed to Florida to enjoy the winter, stating he was too unwell to be reached. However, the determined committee sent one of its members to Florida and put the publisher on the witness stand. In front of a crowd of newspaper reporters, they confronted him and forced him to admit that his story had just been a friendly fairy tale.

Where had the hundred thousand come from? The scandalmongers were busy, of course—fellows like Dan Irving running to the committee with tales of what Washington gossip was saying. So the committee grabbed “Young Pete” O’Reilly, and “grilled” him, and made him admit that he had carried the trifling sum of a hundred thousand dollars to Secretary Crisby in a little black bag—more stuff right out of a movie! And then they grabbed “Old Pete,” and he claimed it was just a loan—he had got a note, but he couldn’t recollect where the note was. He finally produced a signature which he said had been cut off the note, but he couldn’t tell what had become of the rest of it; he was very careless about notes, and thought he had given this one to his wife, who had misplaced all but the signature. And these scandalous details about the leaders of the most fashionable society in Washington and Angel City! The newspapers published it, even while they shivered at their own irreverence.

Where did the hundred thousand come from? The gossipers were at it, of course—guys like Dan Irving running to the committee with stories about what folks in Washington were saying. So the committee called in “Young Pete” O’Reilly and interrogated him, making him confess that he had brought the insignificant amount of a hundred thousand dollars to Secretary Crisby in a little black bag—straight out of a movie! Then they brought in “Old Pete,” and he claimed it was just a loan—he had a note, but he couldn’t remember where it was. He eventually showed a signature that he said was cut from the note, but he couldn’t explain what happened to the rest of it; he was pretty careless about notes and thought he had given this one to his wife, who had misplaced everything except for the signature. And these outrageous details about the leaders of the most fashionable society in Washington and Angel City! The newspapers reported it, even while they cringed at their own audacity.

IV

Every day Dad was getting long telegrams from Verne, not coming direct, of course, but addressed to Mrs. Bolling, the wife of the trusty young executive; they were signed “A. H. Dory”—a play upon Dad’s favorite formula, “All hunkydory.” They were not the sort of telegrams that a doctor would have picked out for the soothing of his patient’s nerves; no, they kept the patient in a fever of anxiety—how many, many times he wished that he had listened to the warnings of his young idealist, and kept clear of this mess of corruption! But of course Bunny couldn’t say that now; he could only read the news and wait and wonder at what hour the thunderbolt would descend upon them.

Every day, Dad was receiving long telegrams from Verne, not directed to him, of course, but addressed to Mrs. Bolling, the wife of the reliable young executive. They were signed “A. H. Dory”—a play on Dad’s favorite phrase, “All hunkydory.” These weren’t the kind of telegrams a doctor would choose to calm his patient’s nerves; no, they kept the patient in a constant state of anxiety—so many times he wished he had heeded the warnings of his young idealist and stayed away from this mess of corruption! But of course, Bunny couldn’t say that now; he could only read the news and wait, wondering at what moment the storm would hit them.

Annabelle’s new picture was done, “A Mother’s Heart,” and there was going to be an especially grand premiere, and Bunny was to take Vee, of course, and Dad was to take Aunt Emma, and everything would be all hunkydory for that one night at least. Bunny came home from reading the proofs of the next issue of the paper, and there in the entrance hall he found his aunt waiting for him, her hands shaking with excitement, and her teeth chattering. “Oh, Bunny! The most dreadful thing! They’re trying to arrest your father!”

Annabelle's new painting was finished, "A Mother's Heart," and there was going to be a particularly grand premiere. Bunny was, of course, taking Vee, and Dad was taking Aunt Emma, so everything would be perfect for that one night at least. Bunny came home after reviewing the proofs for the next issue of the paper, and in the entrance hall, he found his aunt waiting for him, her hands trembling with excitement and her teeth chattering. "Oh, Bunny! The most terrible thing! They’re trying to arrest your father!"

“Arrest him?”

"Arrest him?"

“Men are after him—right in front of the house! You’ve got to get away without being seen—they’ll follow you—oh, I’m so frightened—oh, please, please, be careful! Don’t let them catch your father!”

“Guys are looking for him—right outside the house! You have to escape without being noticed—they’ll track you—oh, I’m so scared—oh, please, please, be careful! Don’t let them find your dad!”

He managed to get the story, and it was really almost as melodramatic as her wild words conveyed. Young Bolling, the trusty executive, had been to the house a few minutes ago, looking for Bunny with a message from Dad of the utmost urgency; he had written it out, and Bunny read it: he was to drive in his car, and make absolutely certain that he was not being followed—there would be men trying to follow him, in order to trail Dad. As soon as he had shaken off these men, he must leave his car, which of course had his name on the license; he must go to some automobile place where he was not known, and buy a closed car under an assumed name; it must not be a new car, because they might have to do very fast driving. Still making sure that he was not being followed, Bunny must proceed to the suburban town of San Pasqual, and at a certain corner Dad would join him. Mr. Bolling had given Aunt Emma five thousand dollars in bills, and then had gone away, hoping that the men who were watching the house would follow him.

He managed to get the story, and it was almost as dramatic as her wild words suggested. Young Bolling, the reliable executive, had been to the house a few minutes ago, looking for Bunny with an urgent message from Dad; he had written it down, and Bunny read it: he was to drive in his car and make sure he wasn’t being followed—there would be men trying to track him to find Dad. Once he’d shaken off these men, he needed to leave his car, which had his name on the license plate; he had to go buy a different car at an auto dealership where he wasn’t known, and it should be a used car since they might have to drive really fast. Still making sure he wasn’t being followed, Bunny needed to get to the suburban town of San Pasqual, and at a specific corner, Dad would meet him. Mr. Bolling had given Aunt Emma five thousand dollars in bills and then left, hoping that the men watching the house would follow him.

Bunny said a few words to comfort the poor old lady. Nobody wanted to put Dad into jail, they just wanted to get him on the witness stand, the way they had done the “Petes,” young and old. Bunny threw a few clothes into an old suit-case, that had no name or initials on it, and hurried out to his car. Sure enough, there was another car just down the street, and when Bunny started, this other started also. Bunny swung round half a dozen corners, but the other car kept on his trail. He bethought himself of the traffic jam in the heart of the city, which was at its worst right now, between five and six in the evening. The traffic was controlled by signals, with two or three officers at the crowded corners, and it would be possible by dodging here and there to get several cars between you and a pursuing car, and sooner or later to get across just as the bell rang and compelled your pursuer to wait.

Bunny said a few words to comfort the poor old lady. Nobody wanted to put Dad in jail; they just wanted to get him on the witness stand, like they had done with the “Petes,” both young and old. Bunny tossed a few clothes into an old suitcase that had no name or initials on it and rushed out to his car. Sure enough, there was another car just down the street, and when Bunny started his engine, this other car did too. Bunny took a sharp turn around several corners, but the other car stayed right on his tail. He thought about the traffic jam in the heart of the city, which was at its worst right now, between five and six in the evening. The traffic was managed by signals, with two or three officers at the busy corners, and it would be possible, by weaving in and out, to get several cars between himself and the car chasing him, and sooner or later to cross just as the light changed and forced his pursuer to stop.

Bunny worked the trick, and shook off the other car; then he left his own in a public garage for storage, and made the purchase of a two-passenger closed car under the name of “Alex H. Jones.” The dealers’ receipt would serve for a license temporarily, and Bunny counted out eighteen of his hundred dollar bills, and drove away. Half an hour later he was in the town of San Pasqual, driving past the corner specified. He passed it twice, and the second time Dad stepped out of a hotel, and Bunny slowed up, and then away they went! “Anybody following you?” were Dad’s first words, and Bunny said, “I don’t think so, but we’ll make sure.” They swung round several corners, and Dad kept watch through the rear window. “All hunkydory,” he said, at last, and Bunny asked, “Where are we going?” The answer was, “To Canada”; and Bunny, who had been prepared for anything, took the boulevard that led North out of San Pasqual.

Bunny pulled off the trick and lost the other car. Then he left his own in a public garage for storage and bought a two-passenger closed car under the name “Alex H. Jones.” The dealer’s receipt would act as a temporary license, and Bunny counted out eighteen of his hundred dollar bills before driving away. Half an hour later, he was in the town of San Pasqual, driving past the designated corner. He passed it twice, and on the second pass, Dad stepped out of a hotel. Bunny slowed down, and then they took off! “Is anyone following you?” were Dad’s first words, and Bunny replied, “I don’t think so, but we’ll check.” They turned a few corners while Dad kept an eye out through the rear window. “All clear,” he finally said, and Bunny asked, “Where are we headed?” The answer was, “To Canada,” and Bunny, who was ready for anything, took the boulevard that led north out of San Pasqual.

While he drove, Dad told him the news. The first thing, Verne had skipped to Europe; at least, his steamer was sailing today, and it was hoped he had not been caught. “A. H. Dory” had telegraphed to Mrs. Bolling, advising her that it was absolutely necessary for Mr. Paradise—that was Dad’s code name—to meet his friends in Vancouver immediately, and he must start tonight, otherwise he would be too late for the appointment. Dad hadn’t needed any further hint; he had learned yesterday—though he had kept the painful news from Bunny—that the Senate investigators had got wind of that Canadian corporation, and were planning to subpoena all its organizers. Undoubtedly the subpoenas had been issued that day, and telegraphed to Angel City, with instructions to the United States marshal to serve them at once. Dad and young Bolling had made their get-away from the office by means of a fire-escape—more movie stuff, you see! And here they were, Alex H. Jones and Paul K. Jones, driving all night on a rain-battered highway, not daring to stop at any hotel, because a United States marshal might be lurking in the lobby; not daring even to pass through the big cities, for fear the all-seeing eye of their irate Uncle Sam might be spying from a window!

While he drove, Dad told him the news. The first thing, Verne had gone to Europe; his steamer was sailing today, and it was hoped he hadn’t been caught. “A. H. Dory” had telegraphed Mrs. Bolling, letting her know that it was absolutely necessary for Mr. Paradise—that was Dad’s code name—to meet his friends in Vancouver immediately, and he had to leave tonight, or he would be too late for the appointment. Dad didn’t need any more hints; he had learned yesterday—though he had kept the painful news from Bunny—that the Senate investigators had found out about that Canadian corporation, and were planning to subpoena all its organizers. Undoubtedly the subpoenas had been issued that day, and sent to Angel City, with instructions for the United States marshal to serve them right away. Dad and young Bolling had escaped from the office using a fire escape—more movie stuff, you see! And here they were, Alex H. Jones and Paul K. Jones, driving all night on a rain-soaked highway, not daring to stop at any hotel, because a United States marshal might be hiding in the lobby; not even daring to pass through the big cities, for fear the all-seeing eye of their furious Uncle Sam might be watching from a window!

V

They got to Vancouver in a heavy snow-storm; and immediately dropped their uncomfortable aliases, and put up at the best hotel. Straightway, of course, the newspaper reporters came running; and Dad said with his quiet dignity that it was all rubbish about their being fugitives from the Senate investigation, they were American business men who had come to British Columbia to consider investments. That scandal in Washington was nothing but cheap and silly politics, the leases had been most advantageous to the government, and as for the Canadian corporation, it had been an enterprise of great benefit to Canada. Did Mr. Ross and his son plan to explore for oil in British Columbia? asked the reporters, eagerly; and Dad said that he had nothing to communicate as yet.

They arrived in Vancouver during a heavy snowstorm and immediately dropped their uncomfortable fake names, opting for the best hotel. Naturally, the newspaper reporters came rushing in, and Dad said with his calm authority that all the rumors about them being fugitives from the Senate investigation were nonsense. They were American businessmen who had come to British Columbia to look into investments. That scandal in Washington was just cheap and silly politics; the leases had been very beneficial to the government, and the Canadian corporation had been a major boon for Canada. "Are Mr. Ross and his son planning to explore for oil in British Columbia?" the reporters asked eagerly. Dad replied that he had nothing to share at that moment.

Here they were: comfortable in the physical sense, but mentally not at all so, in a city which to them was a frontier place, with cold weather and nothing of interest. Yet Dad was likely to be in exile for a long time; the new Congress would be in session half a year, and the trouble-makers would certainly keep the oil scandal going, so as to have something to use in next fall’s presidential election. Dad sent telegrams to his office, and wireless messages to Verne on board ship; and presently came a reply from Verne requesting Dad to meet him in London immediately.

Here they were: comfortable physically, but not at all mentally, in a city that felt like a frontier to them, with cold weather and nothing interesting. Yet Dad was probably going to be in exile for a long time; the new Congress would be in session for six months, and the trouble-makers would definitely keep the oil scandal alive to have something to use in next fall’s presidential election. Dad sent telegrams to his office and wireless messages to Verne on the ship; soon, a reply came from Verne asking Dad to meet him in London right away.

Dad had to go; and then, what about Bunny? He had his sweetheart at home, and also his paper, so perhaps he should return to Angel City. But Bunny said nonsense, it was out of the question for Dad to cross a continent and an ocean in winter-time alone. His son would go with him, and after they had talked things out with Verne, they could go over to Paris, and spend a while with Bertie, and meet those swell diplomatic friends of hers. Then, if necessary, Bunny might come back alone—they would see about that later.

Dad had to leave; but what about Bunny? He had his girlfriend waiting at home and also his job, so maybe he should go back to Angel City. But Bunny said that was ridiculous, it was out of the question for Dad to cross a continent and an ocean alone in the winter. His son would go with him, and after they figured things out with Verne, they could head over to Paris, spend some time with Bertie, and meet her fancy diplomatic friends. Then, if needed, Bunny could come back alone—they would decide that later.

The old man was pitifully glad of this decision. Bunny was all he had to care about now. In his secret heart he must have been humiliated before his son, but he had to go on with the pretense that he was a dignified business man, persecuted by unscrupulous political enemies. He talked about the matter very little with Bunny, but to other people he would discourse for hours; this sudden talkativeness about his affairs was the most pitiful of all signs of his weakening.

The old man was sadly relieved by this decision. Bunny was all he had to think about now. Deep down, he must have felt ashamed in front of his son, but he had to keep pretending that he was a respectable businessman, targeted by ruthless political foes. He discussed the situation very little with Bunny, but with others, he could talk for hours; this sudden chattiness about his problems was the most heartbreaking sign of his decline.

Bunny wrote long letters to Vee, telling her the situation and pledging his love; and to Rachel, turning over the paper to her, and arranging for the thousand dollars a month to be paid to her. Dad wrote long letters to his efficient young executives—thank God for their efficiency right now! They would keep in touch with him and Verne by cable; and Verne’s agents in Washington would send the “low down” on the investigation. Bunny arranged to get Dan Irving’s weekly letter, and the various radical papers he was reading; so father and son would be in position to carry on their controversy in Europe!

Bunny wrote lengthy letters to Vee, explaining the situation and expressing his love; and to Rachel, he passed the paper to her and set up the thousand dollars a month to be sent to her. Dad wrote detailed letters to his capable young executives—thank goodness for their competence right now! They would keep him and Verne updated by cable; and Verne’s agents in Washington would provide the latest information on the investigation. Bunny arranged to receive Dan Irving’s weekly letter and the various radical publications he was reading; so father and son would be ready to continue their debate in Europe!

They spent four days on a train crossing the snowy plains of Canada. It was bitter cold outside, but snug and warm within, and on the rear of the train was an observation car, made use of by a score or two of business men, American and Canadian. In an hour or two they had learned that the great J. Arnold Ross was among them, and after that Dad held court, and told his troubles to all and sundry. It was curious to Bunny to see the class-consciousness of these men, an instant, automatic reaction; every one of them was with Dad, every one knew that the exposure was the work of malicious political disturbers, and that the leases had been a good bargain for the public. The savings that intelligent business men effected always made up many times over for what profits the business men took.

They spent four days on a train traveling across the snowy plains of Canada. It was freezing outside, but cozy and warm inside, and at the back of the train was an observation car used by a couple dozen businesspeople from both America and Canada. Within an hour or two, they discovered that the prominent J. Arnold Ross was among them, and after that, Dad took charge, sharing his troubles with everyone. Bunny found it interesting to observe the class-consciousness of these men, their immediate, automatic reactions; each one was on Dad’s side, all aware that the exposure was caused by malicious political troublemakers, and that the leases had been a fair deal for the public. The savings that smart businesspeople generated always more than compensated for the profits they took.

When they got to Montreal, there was a palatial steamer waiting, with several hundred wage-slaves of various sorts prepared to serve them in return for a few hundred barrels of the stolen oil. They went on board, and the steamer proceeded down the St. Lawrence river; it stopped at Quebec, and there were newspapers, and Bunny read that Federal agents had raided a secret convention of the Workers’ party, and arrested all the delegates. It was a highly sensational event, and the Canadian papers gave full particulars—they too had this problem! Their account gave the names of the criminals who had been trapped, and one of them was Paul Watkins!

When they arrived in Montreal, a lavish steamer was waiting, staffed by several hundred workers of various kinds ready to serve them in exchange for a few hundred barrels of the stolen oil. They boarded the steamer, and it made its way down the St. Lawrence River; it stopped at Quebec, where there were newspapers, and Bunny read that Federal agents had raided a secret meeting of the Workers’ party and arrested all the delegates. It was a sensational story, and the Canadian papers provided all the details—they faced this issue too! Their report named the criminals who had been caught, and one of them was Paul Watkins!

VI

Not all the oil money in the world could make the winter passage to England other than cold and stormy. Dad proved to be a poor sailor, and so he was a forlorn object when he got to Vernon Roscoe’s hotel in London. But Verne cheered him up; yes, truly, Dad began to revive with the first thump upon the back and the first boom of Verne’s voice in the hotel lobby. “By Jees, the old skeezicks! I believe the reds have got his nerve!”

Not all the oil money in the world could make the winter trip to England anything other than cold and stormy. Dad turned out to be a terrible sailor, so he was looking pretty miserable when he arrived at Vernon Roscoe’s hotel in London. But Verne lifted his spirits; yes, really, Dad started to perk up with the first pat on the back and the first booming sound of Verne’s voice in the hotel lobby. “Wow, the old guy! I think the reds have got to him!”

Nobody had got Verne’s nerve, you bet; he was sitting on the top of the world! That investigation—shucks, that was a circus stunt to entertain the yokels. It would blow over and be forgotten in a few months—Verne quoted a chieftain of Tammany Hall who had been up against the same kind of racket, and said, “Dis is a nine day town. If yez kin stand de gaff fer nine days, ye’re all right.” No, by Jees—and Verne gave his partner another thump—they were getting the oil out of Sunnyside, and the money was going into their bank accounts, and not into anybody’s else, and they were going to have one hell of a lark spending it. What was more, they were going to turn the tables on those blankety-blank red senators—just let Dad wait a few days, and he’d see some stuff that would get on the front pages of the papers, even here in England!

Nobody had gotten to Verne, that’s for sure; he was on top of the world! That investigation—come on, it was just a circus act to entertain the locals. It would blow over and be forgotten in a few months—Verne quoted a Tammany Hall boss who had dealt with the same kind of scam and said, “This is a nine-day town. If you can handle the heat for nine days, you’re good.” No, for real—and Verne gave his partner another punch—they were getting the oil out of Sunnyside, and the money was going into their bank accounts, not anyone else's, and they were going to have a blast spending it. What’s more, they were going to turn the tables on those damn red senators—just let Dad wait a few days, and he’d see some stuff that would make the front pages, even here in England!

Jim Junior got his due share of back-slapping. The boy Bolsheviki must take his old man around and show him some of the sights of London; hadn’t he learned about ’em in the history books—the places where men had had their heads chopped off five hundred years ago, and such cheerful spectacles? After the old man had got rested up, then Verne would show him some oil propositions that would make his eyes pop open. Verne hadn’t been losing any time—not he! He had put five million into a project that was to reopen a great oil field in Roumania that had been burned during the German invasion, and it was a deal that would beat Sunnyside, and Verne had got fifty-one percent and full control, and was going to bring over a complete American outfit, and show those gypsies or whatever they were what a real oil job looked like. And now he was fighting with some of the British oil men over the Persian situation, and Verne and the state department between them were waking old John Bull from a long sweet dream.

Jim Junior got his fair share of back-pats. The kid was supposed to take his dad around and show him some of the sights in London; hadn’t he read about them in history books—the places where people had their heads chopped off five hundred years ago, and other such entertaining spots? Once the old man was rested up, Verne would show him some oil deals that would blow his mind. Verne wasn’t wasting any time—not at all! He had invested five million in a project to reopen a major oil field in Romania that had been burned during the German invasion, and it was a deal that would outshine Sunnyside, with Verne holding fifty-one percent and full control, bringing over a complete American crew to show those gypsies or whatever they were what a real oil operation looked like. And now he was clashing with some British oil men over the Persian situation, with Verne and the state department teaming up to wake old John Bull from a long, sweet dream.

It was a curious situation that was unveiled to Bunny here. Vernon Roscoe was a fugitive from the oil investigating committee of the Senate, but at the same time he was master of the foreign policy of the United States government concerning oil, and the ambassadors abroad and the secretary of state at home behaved as his office boys. Of course there were other oil men; Excelsior Pete and Victor and the rest of the Big Five all had their agents, hundreds of them, abroad; but Verne was so active, and had so much the best word in Washington, that the rest had come to follow his lead. President Harding might be dead, but his spirit lived on, and Verne and his crowd had bought and paid for it.

It was an intriguing situation that Bunny found himself in. Vernon Roscoe was on the run from the Senate's oil investigation committee, yet he was also in charge of the U.S. government's foreign oil policy, with ambassadors overseas and the secretary of state back home acting like his assistants. There were other oil moguls; Excelsior Pete, Victor, and the other members of the Big Five all had their own agents, hundreds of them abroad; but Verne was so proactive and had the strongest influence in Washington that the others had come to follow his lead. President Harding might have been dead, but his legacy lived on, and Verne and his associates had effectively bought and controlled it.

The American magnate came among these Britishers with as much tact and grace as one of his long-horned steers from the southwestern plains. He wasn’t going to put on any society flummery, he was an old cattle-puncher from Oklahoma, and if “Old Spats and Monocle,” as he called Great Britain’s leading oil magnate, didn’t like him, by Jees he could lump him! Bunny attended a banquet at which a group of the rivals sat down together, and it seemed to Bunny that Verne was more noisy and more slangy than even at his own dinner-table at the Monastery. There was method in it, the younger man suspected; Verne frightened these strangers with his wild western airs, and that was the proper mood for negotiations! They had needed our navy damn bad a few years ago, and had got it free of charge, but they weren’t going to get it that way again, and Verne was the feller to tell them so. The next time, it would be the oil crowd’s say about the battleships—and the same with the dollars, by Jees.

The American mogul entered the group of Britishers with as much finesse and charm as one of his long-horned cattle from the southwestern plains. He wasn’t about to pretentiously fit into high society; he was an old cattle rustler from Oklahoma, and if “Old Spats and Monocle,” the top oil magnate of Great Britain, didn’t like him, well, tough luck! Bunny went to a banquet where a bunch of rivals sat together, and he thought Verne was being even louder and using more slang than he did at his own dinner table at the Monastery. Bunny suspected there was a strategy behind it; Verne was intimidating these strangers with his wild western persona, which was exactly the right vibe for negotiations! They had really needed our navy a few years back and got it without charge, but they weren’t going to get it that way again, and Verne was the guy to tell them so. Next time, it would be up to the oil guys regarding the battleships—and the same with the money, for sure.

There was a new deal in American diplomacy since the war. The state department had taken charge of foreign investments made by our bankers, and told them where to go and where to stay away from. The bankers had to obey, because they never knew when they might need the help of the marines to collect their interest. What it meant in practice was that a few fighting men like Vernon Roscoe could go to foreign business men and say, let me in on this and give me a share of that, or you can whistle for the next loan from Wall Street. The procedure is known to all cattle men, they call it “horning in”; and after a few of the Britishers had been “horned in on,” they learned what the little fellows had learned back home—who were the real masters of America!

There was a new approach in American diplomacy since the war. The State Department had taken control of foreign investments made by our bankers, directing them on where to invest and where to avoid. The bankers had to comply because they never knew when they might need the marines to help collect their interest. In practice, this meant that a few tough guys like Vernon Roscoe could approach foreign businessmen and say, "Let me in on this deal and give me a cut, or forget about getting your next loan from Wall Street." The method is familiar to all ranchers; they call it “horning in.” After a few Britishers had been “horned in on,” they figured out what the little guys knew back home—who the real bosses of America were!

VII

Dad of course had no trace of interest in seeing the place where men had had their heads chopped off five hundred years ago; and Bunny tried it, and found that he didn’t have much either. What Bunny wanted was to meet the men who were in danger of having their heads chopped off now. There was a great labor movement in England, with a well developed system of workers’ education, supported by the old line leaders; also a bunch of young rebels making war on it because of its lack of clear revolutionary purpose. “The Young Student” had been exchanging with the “Plebs,” and now Bunny went to see these rebels, and soon was up to his ears in the British struggle—a wonderful meeting at Albert Hall, and labor members of Parliament and other interesting people to meet.

Dad definitely wasn’t interested in checking out the place where men lost their heads five hundred years ago, and Bunny realized he didn’t care much about it either. What Bunny really wanted was to meet the people who were at risk of losing their heads now. There was a big labor movement in England, with a solid workers’ education system backed by the traditional leaders; there were also a group of young rebels fighting against it for not having a clear revolutionary agenda. “The Young Student” had been in talks with the “Plebs,” and now Bunny went to meet these rebels, quickly getting immersed in the British struggle—a fantastic meeting at Albert Hall, with labor members of Parliament and other interesting folks to connect with.

A couple of papers published interviews with the young oil prince who had gone in for “radicalism,” as the Americans called it. And this brought an agonized letter from Bertie. She had been begging them to come over to Paris and meet the best people; but now, here was Bunny, six thousand miles away from home, still making his stinks! Couldn’t he for God’s sake stop to think what he was doing to his relatives? Eldon just about to get a promotion, and here his brother-in-law coming in and queering it all! You could see Bertie making a strong moral effort on paper, controlling herself and patiently explaining to her brother the difference between Europe and California. People really took the red peril seriously over here, and Bunny would find himself a complete social outcast. How could Eldon’s superiors trust him in delicate matters of state policy, if they knew that members of his family were in sympathy with the murderous ruffians of Moscow?

A couple of articles published interviews with the young oil prince who had embraced “radicalism,” as the Americans called it. This prompted an upset letter from Bertie. She had been urging them to come to Paris and meet the right people, but now Bunny was six thousand miles away from home, still causing trouble! Couldn’t he please stop and think about how this affected his family? Eldon was just about to get a promotion, and here was his brother-in-law messing it all up! You could see Bertie putting in a strong effort on paper, keeping her cool and patiently explaining to her brother the difference between Europe and California. People really took the threat seriously over here, and Bunny would find himself completely excluded from social circles. How could Eldon’s superiors have confidence in him for sensitive state matters if they knew his family was sympathetic to the violent thugs in Moscow?

Bunny replied that it was very sad indeed, but Bertie and her husband had better repudiate him and not see him, for he had no intention of failing to make acquaintance with the labor and Socialist movements of the countries he visited. Having got that off his chest, Bunny sat down to write for “The Young Student” an account of all the red things he had seen and the red people he had met so far.

Bunny responded that it was really unfortunate, but Bertie and her husband should definitely cut ties with him and avoid seeing him, because he was determined to engage with the labor and Socialist movements in the countries he traveled to. Once he got that off his mind, Bunny sat down to write for “The Young Student” a report on all the red things he had observed and the red individuals he had encountered so far.

The little paper was coming, and Bunny was reading it from the upper left hand corner of page one to the lower right hand corner of page four, and finding it all good. Yes, Rachel Menzies was going to make a real editor—a lot better one than Bunny himself, he humbly decided. She had started a series of papers called “Justice and the Student,” discussing the problems of the younger generation. She saw it all so clearly, and was so dignified and persuasive in manner—not angry, as the young reds so easily got! Even Dad was impressed, yes, that was a clever girl; you wouldn’t think it to look at her—but those Jews were always smart.

The little paper was coming, and Bunny was reading it from the upper left corner of page one to the lower right corner of page four, and finding it all good. Yes, Rachel Menzies was going to be a great editor—a lot better than Bunny himself, he humbly thought. She had started a series of articles called “Justice and the Student,” discussing the issues facing the younger generation. She understood everything so clearly and was so dignified and persuasive in her manner—not angry like the young radicals often were! Even Dad was impressed; yes, she was a clever girl. You wouldn’t think that by looking at her—but those Jews were always smart.

Also the labor press service was coming, with Dan Irving’s Washington letter and other news from the oil scandal. And very soon Bunny saw what Verne had meant by predicting the collapse of the investigation. The whole power of the attorney-general’s office had been turned against the insurgent senators. Barney Brockway, backed against the wall, was fighting for the life of himself and his “Ohio gang.” Secret service agents had raided the offices of the senators conducting the investigation and rifled their papers; they were raking up scandals against these men, sending women to try to “get” them, preparing a series of “frame-ups” in their home states—every trick they had rehearsed on the Communists and the I. W. W. now applied to the exposers of the oil steal. Presently they had one of the senators under indictment; and just as Verne had predicted, the big newspapers came to their senses, and took the crimes of the oil men off the front page, and put the crimes of the reds in their place.

Also, the labor press service was on its way, featuring Dan Irving’s Washington letter and other news about the oil scandal. Soon, Bunny understood what Verne had meant by predicting the collapse of the investigation. The entire power of the attorney general’s office had been directed against the rebellious senators. Barney Brockway, cornered, was fighting for his own survival and that of his “Ohio gang.” Secret service agents had raided the offices of the senators leading the investigation and searched through their documents; they were digging up scandals against these men, sending women to try to “get” them, and preparing a series of “frame-ups” in their home states—every tactic they had practiced on the Communists and the I.W.W. was now being used against those exposing the oil theft. Before long, they had one of the senators under indictment; and just as Verne had predicted, the major newspapers finally came to their senses, moved the crimes of the oil men off the front page, and replaced them with the crimes of the reds.

There was quite a bunch of “magnates” now in exile; Fred Orpan, and John Groby, and all those who had formed the Canadian corporation, and distributed two million dollars of bribes in Washington. Dad and Bunny would lunch with them, and they would have confidential telegrams, and it was curious to watch their reactions. They all made a joke of it—“Hello, old jailbird!” would be their greeting; but underneath they were eaten with worry. Among other developments, the new President was preparing to throw them overboard, in anticipation of next fall’s elections. He, Cautious Cal, had never had any oil stains on him—oh, no! oh, no! The oil men would jeer—the little man had sat in the cabinet all the time the leases were being put through, he had been the bosom friend of all of them. The first time any of Verne’s crowd enjoyed the exposures was when the Senate committee began digging into a file of telegrams which showed the immaculate one as heavily smeared as the other politicians; he had been sending secret messages, trying to stave off the exposure, trying to save this one and that. But now he was getting ready to kick their agents out of the cabinet, and how they did despise him! “The little hop-toad,” was Verne’s regular description of the Chief Magistrate of his country!

There were quite a few “big shots” now in exile; Fred Orpan, John Groby, and all those who had set up the Canadian corporation and handed out two million dollars in bribes in Washington. Dad and Bunny would have lunch with them, and they would get confidential telegrams, and it was interesting to see their reactions. They all made jokes about it—“Hello, old jailbird!” was their greeting; but underneath, they were filled with anxiety. Among other developments, the new President was getting ready to throw them under the bus, looking ahead to next fall’s elections. He, Cautious Cal, had never had any oil stains on him—oh, no! The oil men would mock—the little man had been in the cabinet the whole time the leases were being approved, and he had been close friends with all of them. The first time any of Verne’s group enjoyed the scandals was when the Senate committee started digging into a file of telegrams that revealed the so-called clean one was just as corrupt as the other politicians; he had been sending secret messages, trying to prevent the exposure, trying to save this one and that. But now he was getting ready to kick their agents out of the cabinet, and they truly despised him! “The little hop-toad,” was Verne’s usual description of the President of his country!

VIII

Dad didn’t get well as quickly as they had hoped. Apparently the cold damp darkness of London was not good for him, so Bunny took him to Paris. Bertie relented, and met them at the station; even her husband risked his diplomatic career, and everything was polite and friendly for a few hours. But then the brother and sister got to arguing; Bertie wanted Bunny not to investigate the Socialist movement of France, at least, and Bunny said he had already promised Rachel an article about it. There was a “youth” paper here that was on their exchange list, and there was to be a Socialist meeting that very week which Bunny was going to attend. Bertie said that settled it, he would never meet the Prince de This and the Duchesse de That, and Bunny was so ignorant, he didn’t know what he was missing.

Dad didn’t recover as quickly as they had hoped. Apparently, the cold, damp darkness of London wasn’t good for him, so Bunny took him to Paris. Bertie agreed to meet them at the station; even her husband risked his diplomatic career, and everything was polite and friendly for a few hours. But then the brother and sister started arguing; Bertie wanted Bunny to not investigate the Socialist movement in France, at least, and Bunny said he had already promised Rachel an article about it. There was a “youth” paper here that was on their exchange list, and there was a Socialist meeting that very week that Bunny planned to attend. Bertie declared that settled it—he would never meet the Prince de This and the Duchesse de That, and Bunny was so clueless, he didn’t realize what he was missing.

Paris was wet and cold also, and Dad had a cough, and sat around in a hotel lobby and was so forlorn it made your heart ache. He would let you drive him around, and would look at public buildings—yes, it was very fine, a beautiful city; people had been working on it a long while, we hadn’t had time to get anything so good at home. But all the while you could see that Dad didn’t really care about it; he didn’t like this strange people with their jabber, the men looked like popinjays and the women immoral, and people were always trying to pass off lead money on you, and the food had fancy fixings so you couldn’t tell what it tasted like, and why in the world Americans wanted to come chasing over here was beyond Dad’s power to imagine.

Paris was wet and cold, and Dad had a cough. He sat around in the hotel lobby, looking so downcast it made your heart ache. He would let you drive him around and would look at the public buildings—yes, it was really nice, a beautiful city. People had been working on it for a long time; we hadn’t had time to create anything that good at home. But all the while, you could tell that Dad didn’t really care about it. He didn’t like these strange people with their chatter; the men looked like show-offs, and the women seemed morally loose. Plus, people were always trying to pass off fake money, and the food had fancy presentations so you couldn’t tell what it actually tasted like. Why in the world Americans wanted to come rushing over here was beyond Dad’s comprehension.

It was decided to take him to the Riviera till spring. And here they were settled in a villa looking over the Mediterranean, and there was sunshine at last, a pale copy of California. Bertie came for a visit, and then Aunt Emma to keep house for them, and it was a sort of a home. Aunt Emma and Bertie got along beautifully, because the elder lady never failed to admire the right things—oh, how perfectly lovely, how refined and elegant, the most magnificent buildings, the most life-like paintings, the most fashionable costumes! Aunt Emma would meet the Prince de This and the Duchesse de That, and never injure the diplomatic career of her nephew-in-law!

They decided to take him to the Riviera until spring. So here they were, settled in a villa overlooking the Mediterranean, and finally enjoying some sunshine, a pale version of California. Bertie came to visit, followed by Aunt Emma to help out around the house, making it feel somewhat like home. Aunt Emma and Bertie got along great because she always admired all the right things—oh, how perfectly lovely, how refined and elegant, the most magnificent buildings, the most lifelike paintings, the most fashionable outfits! Aunt Emma would meet the Prince de This and the Duchesse de That, and never jeopardize her nephew-in-law’s diplomatic career!

Bunny got himself a tutor, and rapidly unlearned the French he had acquired at Southern Pacific. Of course he had to pick out a Socialist tutor, a weird-looking, moth-eaten young man who did not seem to have had a square meal in many years—a poet, he was reported to be. Other Socialists came round, and a few Communists and Anarchists and Syndicalists and hybrids of these; they wore loose ties, or none at all, and hair hanging into their eyes, and looked to Dad and Aunt Emma as if they were spying out the premises with intentions of burglary. Even here there were radical meetings, on this Coast of Gold, where the rich of Europe gambled and played; and poor devils dangling always on the verge of starvation roused the pity of a young American millionaire, who lived in luxury and had a guilty conscience. When it was ascertained that he would lend money, there were some to ask, and most of them were frauds—but how was a young American millionaire to know?

Bunny got himself a tutor and quickly unlearned the French he had picked up at Southern Pacific. Naturally, he had to choose a Socialist tutor, a strange-looking, ragged young man who didn’t seem to have had a decent meal in years—a poet, or so he was said to be. Other Socialists stopped by, along with a few Communists, Anarchists, Syndicalists, and a mix of these; they wore loose ties or none at all, with hair hanging in their eyes, and to Dad and Aunt Emma, they looked like they were scoping out the place for a burglary. Even here, there were radical meetings on this Coast of Gold, where Europe's wealthy gambled and played; while poor souls, always on the brink of starvation, evoked the sympathy of a young American millionaire who lived in luxury but felt guilty about it. Once it became known that he would lend money, some people came to ask, most of whom were frauds—but how was a young American millionaire supposed to know?

Aunt Emma had been escorted from Angel City by Dad’s private secretary, bringing two big brief cases full of reports and letters. And so Dad was busy and happy for a while, he studied these papers, and wrote long instructions, and sent cablegrams in code, and fretted because some of the replies were not clear. Yes, it was a hard matter to carry on an oil business six thousand miles away. They were putting down test wells in the north half of Sunnyside, and you wanted to be there to examine the cores. Why, the damn fools had even failed to send the full text of the geologists’ reports!

Aunt Emma had been brought back from Angel City by Dad’s personal assistant, carrying two big briefcases filled with reports and letters. So Dad was busy and in a good mood for a while; he went through these documents, wrote lengthy instructions, sent coded telegrams, and stressed out because some of the replies weren’t clear. Yes, it was tough to manage an oil business six thousand miles away. They were drilling test wells in the northern part of Sunnyside, and you needed to be there to check the samples. Why, those idiots hadn’t even sent the complete geologists’ reports!

Dad wasn’t well enough to go into the big new deals with Verne; he must rest first. But the rest didn’t help him, because he fretted for something to do, and for his secretary to do. To go driving up and down the same coast was monotonous; while to sit at tea-parties and chatter with fashionable idlers—Dad had unutterable contempt for these people, they weren’t even crude and healthy, like the rich in California, no, they were rotten to the core, vicious and terrible people. The ex-mule-driver took one look into their gilded gambling palace, that was famed all over the world, and he went outside and spit on the steps—faugh! He was even willing to consider Bunny’s argument, that such people were made by generations of hereditary privilege; let things go as they were going in California, and Dad’s grand-children would be giving this crowd lessons in depravity. For that matter, some of them were giving it now right here on the Riviera—rich Americans setting the pace in frivolity and ostentation.

Dad wasn’t well enough to get into the big new deals with Verne; he needed to rest first. But resting didn’t help him because he worried about having something to do, and about his assistant being able to do something too. Driving up and down the same coast felt boring; sitting at tea parties and chatting with fashionable idlers was even worse—Dad had nothing but contempt for these people. They weren’t even crude and healthy like the wealthy in California; instead, they were rotten to the core, vicious and terrible individuals. The former mule driver took one look into their famous gilded gambling palace and walked out to spit on the steps—faugh! He was even willing to entertain Bunny’s point that these people were shaped by generations of inherited privilege; let things continue as they were in California, and Dad’s grandchildren would be showing this crowd how to be really depraved. For that matter, some of them were already doing that right here on the Riviera—wealthy Americans leading the way in frivolity and showiness.

Anyhow, said Dad, give him Americans! He wandered out and found a retired department-store proprietor from Des Moines, just as desperately bored as himself, and the two would sit for hours on the esplanade and tell about their business and their troubles. Presently there was added a banker from South Dakota, and then a farmer who had struck oil in Texas. The women folks insisted on these fool European tours, and all the fathers could do was to get off by themselves and grumble at the bills. But here were four of them, and they gave one another courage, and fixed up a little place to pitch horseshoes—and in their shirtsleeves, by heck, just as if they had never made the mistake of making too much money and ruining their family-life!

Anyway, Dad said, give him Americans! He went out and found a retired department store owner from Des Moines, just as bored as he was, and the two of them would sit for hours on the esplanade, sharing stories about their businesses and their problems. Eventually, they added a banker from South Dakota and a farmer who had hit it big with oil in Texas. The women insisted on those silly European trips, and all the dads could do was separate themselves and complain about the costs. But here were four of them, encouraging each other, and they set up a little spot to play horseshoes—and in their shirtsleeves, for goodness' sake, just as if they had never made the mistake of earning too much money and ruining their family life!

IX

The weather grew hot, and they went back to Paris. Dad liked it better now, he could stroll on the boulevards, and sit in those outdoor cafes, where you sipped things to drink; there was always a waiter who understood English, and maybe he had been in God’s country and would chat about it. There were numbers of Americans to meet; Dad found the express company office where they got their mail, and he even ran into people from Angel City there! The newspapers from home came twice a week, and lasted a long time.

The weather got hot, so they went back to Paris. Dad liked it more now; he could walk along the boulevards and relax in those outdoor cafes where you sipped drinks. There was always a waiter who spoke English, and maybe he had been to America and would chat about it. There were plenty of Americans to meet; Dad found the express company office where they picked up their mail, and he even bumped into people from Angel City there! The newspapers from home arrived twice a week and lasted quite a while.

Also, friends turned up—Annabelle Ames, for example, to attend the London premiere of “A Mother’s Heart,” and to visit Roumania with Verne, and also Constantinople. It appeared that Verne was backing the Turkish government, as a means of squeezing a bigger share of the Mosul oil out of the British. A funny thing—Excelsior Pete, Verne’s bitterest rival at home, had offered to take him in on these concessions. Yes, you were getting something when you bought the leading cabinet members of the United States government! Excelsior Pete’s action showed how much real importance they attributed to the oil scandals, and to the new President’s public attitude.

Also, friends showed up—like Annabelle Ames, who came for the London premiere of “A Mother’s Heart,” and to travel to Romania with Verne, and also to Constantinople. It seemed that Verne was supporting the Turkish government as a way to secure a larger portion of the Mosul oil from the British. A funny thing—Excelsior Pete, Verne’s fiercest rival back home, had offered to let him in on these deals. Yes, you were getting something when you bought the top cabinet members of the United States government! Excelsior Pete’s move showed just how much they really cared about the oil scandals and the new President’s public stance.

Annabelle was a business woman, and understood these matters, which made her a comfort to Dad. She pleaded with Bunny, in her gentle, loving way—it was all right for him to set up new standards in business, but was it fair to judge his father by them? Certainly no big business men followed such standards. And surely America was entitled to its share of the world’s oil; but there was no way to take it from these greedy foreign rivals, except to mass the power of the government against them.

Annabelle was a businesswoman and understood these issues, which made her a source of comfort for Dad. She gently urged Bunny, in her caring way—it was fine for him to create new standards in business, but was it really fair to judge his father by them? No major business leaders followed such standards. And surely America was entitled to its fair share of the world's oil; but there was no way to take it from these greedy foreign competitors except to use the government's power against them.

Annabelle had lots of news from home. Not gossip, she didn’t tell mean things; but there was one story she couldn’t help telling, it was so funny, and it caused Dad many a chuckle. A sudden fit of modesty had struck the O’Reilly family; they had taken down all those bronze and brass signs that had announced their progress about the world! No name on their front gates, none on the “Conqueror,” their yacht, none on the private car with its Circassian walnut and blue satin upholstery! No longer was it a glorious thing to be an oil magnate’s wife—some fanatic might throw a bomb at you!

Annabelle had a lot of news from home. Not gossip; she didn’t share mean stuff. But there was one story she just had to tell because it was so funny, and it gave Dad a good laugh. The O’Reilly family suddenly got really modest; they took down all the bronze and brass signs that used to announce their achievements around the world! No name on their front gates, none on the “Conqueror,” their yacht, and none on the private car with its Circassian walnut and blue satin upholstery! Being an oil magnate’s wife was no longer something glorious—some fanatic might throw a bomb at you!

Congress had adjourned for the summer, and Verne was going back. But he wanted Dad to stay for a while, because that Canadian corporation was the most vulnerable of all the oil men’s actions; it had never done anything except to distribute that two million dollars of bribes. It was more than ever important to keep the story down, because the government was proceeding to bring suits for the return of all the naval reserves. That would tie up the profits in the courts—all that good money, by Jees, it was terrible!

Congress had recessed for the summer, and Verne was headed back. But he wanted Dad to stick around for a bit longer because that Canadian corporation was the weakest link among all the oil companies; it had only ever handed out those two million dollars in bribes. It was more crucial than ever to keep the story under wraps, since the government was moving to file lawsuits to reclaim all the naval reserves. That would tie up the profits in the courts—such a waste of good money, honestly, it was awful!

Dad would stay, of course; and Bunny would have to stay with him. To make matters easier, the great Schmolsky came along, fresh from the job of buying most of the great German moving picture stars—another step in the process of taking over the industry. Annabelle appealed to him, and he was a good sport, he said yes, it was a damn shame the way old Jim had been treated, and it was fine of the kid to stick by him—the Jews are strong for the family; so Schmolsky would arrange several premieres for “The Golden Couch” in Europe, and Vee might spend a long holiday with her Bunny-rabbit. Lest Schmolsky should forget about the matter, Annabelle made him dictate a cablegram right then; so Bunny saw a demonstration of what it means to have influential friends! It was good business as well as good nature, of course; because, when the world’s darlings have these glory-progresses, a publicity man precedes them from one great capital to the next, and the news of the crowds and the clamor is cabled back to the United States, and takes the front page every time.

Dad would stay, of course, and Bunny would have to stay with him. To make things easier, the great Schmolsky came along, fresh from buying most of the top German movie stars—another step in taking over the industry. Annabelle appealed to him, and he was a good sport; he said yes, it was a real shame how old Jim had been treated, and it was nice of the kid to stick by him—the Jews really value family. So, Schmolsky would arrange several premieres for “The Golden Couch” in Europe, and Vee might spend a long holiday with her Bunny-rabbit. To make sure Schmolsky didn’t forget about it, Annabelle had him dictate a cablegram right then; Bunny got to see what it’s like to have influential friends! It was both good business and good-hearted, of course, because when the world’s favorites have these grand appearances, a publicity guy travels ahead of them from one major city to the next, and the news of the crowds and the excitement is cabled back to the United States, getting front-page coverage every time.

Bunny could salve his conscience, because nobody needed him at home. The magazine was getting along all right. Fifty-two issues had been published, more than half of them of Rachel’s own editing; it was something to count upon, the same as the sunrise—and it was the most interesting paper in the world!

Bunny could ease his mind since no one was waiting for him at home. The magazine was doing just fine. Fifty-two issues had been released, more than half of them edited by Rachel herself; it was something he could rely on, just like the sunrise—and it was the most fascinating publication in the world!

Also Paul was out of immediate trouble. One of the nineteen men arrested at the Communist convention had been convicted and had appealed; the cases of the rest were held up until that one was decided, and meantime Paul and the others were out on bail. Ruth wrote Bunny the news; it was a torment to have a twenty year jail sentence hanging over you, but they were getting used to it. Ruth was going on with her nurse’s work, and getting along fine. Paul had gone on a long journey—she was not at liberty to say where.

Paul was no longer in immediate trouble. One of the nineteen men arrested at the Communist convention had been convicted and had appealed; the cases of the others were on hold until that one was decided, and in the meantime, Paul and the others were out on bail. Ruth wrote Bunny with the update; it was torturous to have a twenty-year prison sentence looming over them, but they were starting to adjust. Ruth continued with her nursing work and was doing well. Paul had gone on a long trip—she couldn’t disclose where.

But the capitalist press was at liberty, and did so. From time to time you would read in the French papers items of news about Russia, made, of course, to sound as hateful as possible. Soon after getting Ruth’s letter, the papers reported that there had been a dispute among the American Communists as to tactics, and the two factions had carried their case to the chiefs of the Third International. There were half a dozen leaders of the American party now in Moscow, and one of those named was Paul Watkins, under indictment at home for participation in an illegal convention.

But the capitalist press was free to do so, and they did. Every so often, you’d read in the French newspapers news about Russia that was clearly designed to sound as negative as possible. Shortly after receiving Ruth’s letter, the papers reported that there had been a disagreement among the American Communists regarding tactics, and the two factions had brought their issue to the leaders of the Third International. There were about six leaders from the American party now in Moscow, and one of those mentioned was Paul Watkins, who was facing charges back home for taking part in an illegal convention.

X

Several interesting events came along, to keep them busy in their exile. First, Aunt Emma fell in love; yes, by golly, when it comes to such things, you jist never can tell what will happen to either ladies or gentlemen! It was a respectable elderly hardware merchant from Nebraska, who was occupying his leisure collecting cameos. Maybe Aunt Emma reminded him of one; anyhow, after beauing her around for several months, he suddenly popped the question, and they had a quiet family wedding, and went off on a honeymoon—to Nebraska!

Several interesting events came up to keep them busy during their exile. First, Aunt Emma fell in love; yes, you just never know what will happen with either ladies or gentlemen! It was a respectable older hardware merchant from Nebraska, who spent his free time collecting cameos. Maybe Aunt Emma reminded him of one; anyway, after dating her for several months, he suddenly proposed, and they had a small family wedding before heading off on their honeymoon—to Nebraska!

It left Dad quite lonesome; but presently he hunted up an adventure for himself, and that was stranger still—you couldn’t have guessed it in a million years. SPOOKS!! It happened that Bunny went off one evening to a meeting at which the Socialists and the Communists engaged in violent warfare, as appeared to be their custom in Paris; and when he got back, he found that Dad was not in his room. Next morning the old man told about it—hesitatingly, with not a little embarrassment. Just what did Bunny think about Spiritualism? Bunny said he didn’t think at all, he didn’t know; and Dad revealed that he had had an amazing experience—a long talk last night with grandma!

It made Dad feel pretty lonely, but soon he found an adventure for himself, and it was even stranger—you couldn’t have guessed it in a million years. SPOOKS!! One evening, Bunny went to a meeting where the Socialists and Communists were engaging in their usual crazy battles in Paris. When he returned, he discovered that Dad wasn't in his room. The next morning, the old man hesitantly shared what happened, clearly feeling a bit embarrassed. So, what did Bunny think about Spiritualism? Bunny said he didn't think about it at all; he didn't know. Dad then revealed that he had an incredible experience—he had a long conversation with grandma last night!

Holy smoke! said Bunny; and Dad said yes, he might well be surprised, but there was jist no getting away from it. She had told him all about his childhood, described the ranch where they had lived, and asked all about her paintings, what had he done with that one of the Germans drinking out of steins, and did he still have the one of the mansion with the fountain in front and the carriage with the two horses and the lady and gentleman sitting in it? She had called him “Little Jim,” and it was all so real, it had made tears come into Dad’s eyes.

"Wow!" said Bunny; and Dad agreed he might be surprised, but there was just no escaping it. She had shared everything about his childhood, described the ranch where they had lived, and asked about her paintings, what had he done with the one of the Germans drinking out of steins, and did he still have the one of the mansion with the fountain out front and the carriage with the two horses and the lady and gentleman sitting in it? She had called him “Little Jim,” and it was all so real it brought tears to Dad's eyes.

Bunny wanted to know, where had this happened, and Dad told him, there was a lady living in this hotel, Mrs. Olivier—she was a lady from Boston who had been married to a Frenchman, and her husband had died a year or two ago. Dad had got to talking with her, and she had told him about being a Spiritualist, and how she had a famous medium who gave seances in her rooms here in the hotel, and she had invited Dad to attend, and that was the way of it. Most amazing things had happened, there had been horns floating in the air, and voices coming out of them, and lights flickering about; then the ghosts had appeared, and finally this old lady ghost, who had asked for “Little Jim,” and started right off to tell these things that had taken Dad’s breath away. How could a medium possibly have known such things?

Bunny wanted to know where this had happened, and Dad told him there was a lady living in a hotel, Mrs. Olivier—she was from Boston and had been married to a Frenchman, but her husband had passed away year or two ago. Dad had started chatting with her, and she had mentioned being a Spiritualist and that she had a famous medium who held seances in her hotel room. She had invited Dad to join, and that’s how it all began. Incredible things had happened—horns floating in the air, voices coming out of them, and lights flickering around. Then the ghosts appeared, and finally, this old lady ghost asked for “Little Jim” and immediately started sharing things that took Dad's breath away. How could a medium possibly know such things?

Well, here was Dad with something to occupy his time! Of course he went to the next seance, and the next; very soon he was learning all the patter of the Spiritualists, taking it as seriously as a religion. You could see how it was—he had got along without any religion, so long as he was well and busy, but now that he was old and tired and sick, he craved something to lean on. He was shame-faced about it, afraid his son would ridicule him. But after all, did Bunny know any reason why the soul might not survive after death? Bunny didn’t, and thereupon Dad invited him to go to a seance. Obviously, this was something more important than Socialism. If it was really true that we lived forever, why then it would be easy to endure any temporary discomfort, it was hardly worth arguing about such things as money. This from J. Arnold Ross!

Well, here was Dad with something to keep him busy! Of course, he went to the next séance and the next; soon enough, he was picking up all the lingo of the Spiritualists, taking it as seriously as a religion. You could see how it was—he had managed without any religion as long as he was healthy and occupied, but now that he was old, tired, and sick, he needed something to rely on. He felt embarrassed about it, worried his son would mock him. But after all, did Bunny have any reason to believe that the soul might not survive after death? Bunny didn’t, and that’s when Dad invited him to join a séance. Clearly, this was more significant than Socialism. If it was true that we lived forever, then enduring any temporary discomfort would be easier; it wasn’t even worth arguing about things like money. This from J. Arnold Ross!

Bunny, who always tried to oblige, went to a seance, and witnessed the strange phenomena. He knew that such things can be done by sleight of hand, and that he had no way of telling the difference; no chance was given in this company, made up of believers in a state of emotional exaltation. So one session was enough, and he went back to the Socialists. But let Dad be a Spiritualist if it made him happy!

Bunny, who always tried to be helpful, went to a séance and saw the strange happenings. He knew that such things could be done with sleight of hand and that he had no way of telling the difference; there was no chance to think critically in this group, made up of believers in an emotional high. So one session was enough, and he went back to the Socialists. But let Dad be a Spiritualist if it made him happy!

Not so Bertie, who found out about it, and went into a regular tantrum. What did Bunny mean by letting his father fall into such hands? It was the worst kind of swindling in the world! And that woman, Mrs. Olivier, it was perfectly obvious what her scheme was—she wanted to marry Dad! Here Bertie and Bunny had worked all their lives to help him accumulate a fortune and save it—and a designing adventuress would jump in and grab the money, and Bunny hadn’t even sense enough to know what was happening! Never had he seen his sister so mad in her whole life—she called him a fool seven times running—when he said that the Spiritualist widow might have her share, if only she could help the poor old man to find happiness.

Not Bertie, though, who found out about it and threw a full-on tantrum. What was Bunny thinking, letting their dad get involved with someone like that? It was the worst kind of con! And that woman, Mrs. Olivier, it was crystal clear what she was up to—she wanted to marry Dad! Here Bertie and Bunny had worked their whole lives to help him build up a fortune and save it—and now a scheming gold digger was showing up to take it all, and Bunny didn’t even have the sense to realize what was going on! He had never seen his sister so furious in his life—she called him a fool seven times in a row—when he suggested that the Spiritualist widow could have a share, if she could help the poor old man find happiness.

XI

Then another strange affair for them to discuss: one you would have found still harder to guess! The American newspapers in Paris published a despatch from Angel City, setting forth that Eli Watkins, self-styled prophet of religion, was believed to be drowned. He had gone swimming at the beach, leaving his clothing in a hotel room, and had never been seen since; a search was being made for the body. That was all the news for a time; and Dad shook his head, and said, golly, what a strange thing—a man whose God had saved so many others, but couldn’t save His own prophet! What would become of that big Tabernacle, that had been Eli’s personal property?

Then there was another strange topic for them to talk about: one you probably would have found even harder to figure out! The American newspapers in Paris reported a story from Angel City, stating that Eli Watkins, who called himself a religious prophet, was believed to have drowned. He had gone for a swim at the beach, leaving his clothes in a hotel room, and hadn’t been seen since; a search was underway for his body. That was all the news for a while; and Dad shook his head and said, wow, what a strange situation—a man whose God had saved so many others, but couldn’t save His own prophet! What would happen to that big Tabernacle, which had been Eli’s personal property?

Then the New York papers came; and later on, the papers from Angel City, with the story spread all over the front page day after day. The body of Eli could not be found. The people of the temple employed divers—they had searchlights sweeping the water at night, and thousands of the faithful patrolling the sands, holding revival services there, weeping and praying to God to give them back their beloved leader in his green bathing suit. This went on for a week, for two weeks; and it was puzzling, because the longest time a body could stay in the sea without floating was nine days, and never before had it happened that a drowned body had failed to be washed ashore.

Then the New York papers came, and later the papers from Angel City, with the story plastered all over the front page day after day. They couldn't find Eli's body. The people from the temple hired divers—they had searchlights scanning the water at night, and thousands of the faithful patrolling the sands, holding revival services there, crying and praying to God to bring back their beloved leader in his green bathing suit. This went on for a week, then two weeks; it was puzzling because the longest a body could stay in the sea without floating was nine days, and it had never happened before that a drowned body had failed to wash ashore.

Then, more and more amazing, there began to be rumors in the papers—they were afraid to say anything direct, but they hinted, and quoted others who hinted—Eli was possibly not drowned; Eli had been seen here, he had been seen there—and always in the company of a certain young woman, whom rumor declared to have been the keeper of the sacred robes in the Tabernacle. Of course, the first time Dad saw one of those hints, he remembered what he and Bunny had seen that day at the beach hotel, and he went up into the air. “By God, that fellow’s playing a trick! He’s gone off on a spree with a woman!”

Then, more and more surprisingly, rumors started appearing in the papers—they were hesitant to say anything outright, but they implied it and referenced others who implied it—Eli might not be drowned; Eli had been spotted here, he had been spotted there—and always with a certain young woman, who rumors claimed had been the keeper of the sacred robes in the Tabernacle. Of course, the first time Dad saw one of those hints, he recalled what he and Bunny had witnessed that day at the beach hotel, and he got really upset. “By God, that guy’s pulling a fast one! He’s gone off on a wild night with a woman!”

There was a thrill for you! Dad talked about it for hours—it almost drove the spooks out of his mind! It was no joking matter, because in the course of the search for Eli’s body two men had lost their lives—one diver had been taken with pneumonia, and a member of the Tabernacle, seeing what he thought was a body, had swam out too far and gone down. And here was Dad with the key to the mystery! Was it his duty to cable the facts to the Reverend Poober?

There was a real excitement for you! Dad talked about it for hours—it nearly drove him crazy! It was serious because during the search for Eli’s body, two men had died—one diver caught pneumonia, and a member of the Tabernacle, thinking he saw a body, swam out too far and drowned. And here was Dad with the key to the mystery! Was it his responsibility to send the details to Reverend Poober?

More sensations yet—the people at the Tabernacle began getting letters from kidnappers, who alleged that they had taken Eli in his green bathing suit, and had him in hiding, and demanded half a million dollars ransom for him! What was that? Nobody in Angel City could be sure. Had the prophet really been kidnapped? Or was it true that he was driving over the state, in company with Miss X, as the newspapers referred to the former keeper of the sacred robes? One of the funniest aspects of the scandal was that various young couples who had gone off on love-expeditions in motor-cars—a favorite diversion of the well-to-do—now found themselves in an embarrassing situation; all over the state newspaper reporters and police officials were looking for Eli and Miss X, and woe to any tall blond man who happened to register at a hotel with a girl and no marriage certificate!

More drama—the people at the Tabernacle started receiving letters from kidnappers claiming they had taken Eli in his green bathing suit, kept him hidden, and demanded a ransom of half a million dollars! What was going on? Nobody in Angel City could be certain. Had the prophet really been kidnapped? Or was it true that he was traveling around the state with Miss X, as the newspapers called the former keeper of the sacred robes? One of the funniest parts of the scandal was that various young couples who had gone on romantic road trips— a popular pastime among the wealthy—now found themselves in a tough spot; all over the state, newspaper reporters and police officials were searching for Eli and Miss X, and woe to any tall blond man who happened to check into a hotel with a girl and no marriage certificate!

The denouement, when it finally came, was so sensational that it got itself cabled, and thus spared Dad a tedious wait. Thirty-five days after Eli’s disappearance, some fishermen, rowing in a harbor several hundred miles from Angel City, encountered a man swimming to shore, and picked him up; and behold, it was a tall blond man in a green bathing suit—in short, it was the prophet! The story he told was that, finding himself being carried out to sea, he had prayed to the Lord, and the Lord had heard his prayer, and had sent three angels to hold him up in the water. The name of one of these angels was Steve, and the second was a lady angel, whose name was Rosie, and the third was a Mexican angel, and his name was Felipe. These angels had taken turns holding onto the shoulder-straps of Eli’s green bathing suit; and when he grew faint, one of them would fly away and bring him food. They had upheld him, even while he slept, quite peacefully in the water. For the entire period of thirty-five days Eli had been thus alternately swimming and sleeping. The devil had come, with wings of flame, and driven the good angels away, and bound Eli’s hands behind him so that he had nearly drowned. But he had prayed to the Lord, and the angels had floated him to a rusty old can, and held it while he rubbed his bonds against the sharp edges, and severed the bonds and was able to swim again.

The ending, when it finally happened, was so amazing that it was reported, saving Dad from a long wait. Thirty-five days after Eli disappeared, some fishermen, rowing in a harbor several hundred miles from Angel City, found a man swimming to shore and picked him up; and guess what, it was a tall blonde guy in a green bathing suit—in short, it was the prophet! His story was that when he realized he was being taken out to sea, he prayed to the Lord, and the Lord heard him and sent three angels to keep him afloat in the water. One of these angels was named Steve, the second was a lady angel named Rosie, and the third was a Mexican angel named Felipe. These angels took turns holding onto the straps of Eli’s green bathing suit; and when he got weak, one of them would fly off to bring him food. They had kept him afloat, even while he slept, totally peacefully in the water. Throughout the thirty-five days, Eli had been swimming and sleeping alternately. The devil had come, with wings of fire, driven away the good angels, and tied Eli's hands behind him, nearly causing him to drown. But he prayed to the Lord, and the angels helped him to a rusty old can, held it while he rubbed his bonds against the sharp edges, and broke free so he could swim again.

So here was the prophet, none the worse for his adventure; and when he had landed on the shore, and got some clothing, here came the reporters hot-foot—for there have not been so many miracles in these skeptical recent days, and this was an indubitable one. Crowds of people swarmed about the prophet, they sang hosannas, and strewed his path with flowers, and when he got back to Angel City, you just couldn’t imagine the excitement—fifty thousand people at the railroad station, it beat anything that even the greatest movie stars had achieved. And when he got to the Tabernacle, there were his followers falling on their knees and weeping for joy, because the Lord had answered their prayers and given them back their prophet; six times a day the vast auditorium was packed, and outside a park was filled with people, and Eli’s mighty bellow was conveyed by a dozen loud-speakers, and men and women fell down at the sound and shouted “Praise the Lord!”

So here was the prophet, none the worse for his adventure; and when he landed on the shore and got some clothes, the reporters came rushing in—there haven't been so many miracles in these skeptical times, and this one was undeniable. Crowds gathered around the prophet, singing praises and throwing flowers in his path, and when he returned to Angel City, you wouldn't believe the excitement—fifty thousand people at the train station, surpassing anything even the biggest movie stars had ever accomplished. When he got to the Tabernacle, his followers were falling to their knees and weeping with joy because the Lord had answered their prayers and brought their prophet back; six times a day the huge auditorium was packed, and outside a park was filled with people, with Eli’s powerful voice amplified by a dozen loudspeakers, causing men and women to fall down when they heard it and shout “Praise the Lord!”

Of course there were skeptics, people with the devil in their hearts who refused to believe Eli’s story, and persisted in talking about a blue-colored automobile driven by a good-looking girl, having a heavily veiled man wearing goggles in the seat beside her. They talked about signatures on hotel-registers, and handwriting experts, and other such obscenities; but all that made no difference to the glory-shouters at the Tabernacle, which was packed all day and all night, as never before in the history of religions. Over and over Eli would tell his story, full of the most convincing details—why, he even told how the angels’ wings had swished, and sometimes splashed water into his face; he told the very words the angels had spoken to him. Said the prophet, if God in His Omnipotence could keep Jonah three days in the belly of a whale, and Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego in the burning fiery furnace, why could he not keep Eli Watkins afloat on the sea? It is obvious that no one could answer that.

Of course, there were skeptics, people with bad intentions who refused to believe Eli’s story, and kept talking about a blue car driven by a pretty girl with a heavily veiled guy wearing goggles sitting next to her. They discussed signatures in hotel registers, handwriting experts, and other such nonsense; but none of that mattered to the enthusiastic crowds at the Tabernacle, which was packed all day and all night, like never before in the history of religions. Again and again, Eli told his story, packed with convincing details—he even described how the angels’ wings swished and sometimes splashed water in his face; he recounted the exact words the angels had said to him. The prophet said that if God in His Omnipotence could keep Jonah for three days in the belly of a whale, and Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego in the fiery furnace, why couldn't He keep Eli Watkins afloat on the sea? It’s clear that no one could answer that.

And then came an incident which settled the matter, completing the glory of the Third Revelation. Eli happened to look inside his green bathing suit, and what should he find but a snow-white feather! He recognized it, of course—a proof of his story, left there by the mercy of the Lord! When this fresh miracle was announced, the hosannas of the faithful shook the roof; and presently the angel’s feather was mounted in a glass case, and set up behind the place where Eli preached, and, such was the Lord’s mercy, whoever even looked upon this relic, was instantly cured of all his ailments and had his sins forgiven—yes, even the most deadly sin of fornication!

And then came an incident that settled everything, adding to the glory of the Third Revelation. Eli happened to look inside his green bathing suit, and what did he find but a snow-white feather! He recognized it, of course—a proof of his story, left there by the mercy of the Lord! When this new miracle was announced, the praises of the faithful shook the roof; soon, the angel’s feather was displayed in a glass case, set up behind the spot where Eli preached, and, by the Lord’s mercy, anyone who laid eyes on this relic was instantly cured of all their ailments and had their sins forgiven—even the most deadly sin of fornication!

CHAPTER XIX
The Consequence

I

The billboards of Paris broke into universal ecstasy: “Schmolsky-Superba Présente l’Etoile Américaine, Viola Tracy, dans La Couche d’Or, Cinéma-Mélodrame de la Société en Huit Reels.” There were pages in the newspapers, “Premiere Production sur le Continent d’Europe”—Schmolsky was doing the job in style. “L’Etoile” herself was coming, all the way from California; and Bunny motored to Havre to meet her, and oh, how happy they were, a second honeymoon, with the old disharmonies forgotten. He drove her back to Paris—no, almost to Paris, she must board a train outside the city and make her entrance according to schedule announced in the newspapers. There were the shouting thousands, the cameras, and the reporters, including those whose duty it would be to cable the stirring news back to New York and Angel City.

The billboards in Paris erupted with excitement: “Schmolsky-Superba Presents the American Star, Viola Tracy, in The Golden Bed, a Cinema-Melodrama by the Company in Eight Reels.” There were entire pages in the newspapers saying, “Premiere Production on the European Continent”—Schmolsky was really doing it up right. “The Star” herself was coming all the way from California, and Bunny drove to Havre to meet her, and oh, how happy they were, a second honeymoon, with all the old issues forgotten. He drove her back to Paris—well, almost to Paris; she had to catch a train outside the city and make her entrance as scheduled in the newspapers. There were the cheering crowds, the cameras, and the reporters, including those who would need to send the exciting news back to New York and Angel City.

The world grows one, and it is the “cinéma-mélodrame de la Société” that is doing it—which is to say the world grows American. The premiere here in Paris was the same as a premiere in Hollywood, except that the crowd made more noise, and sought to embrace its idol, actually imperilling the idol’s life. There was a double reason for excitement, because the man who had played the leading part was no common movie actor, but a real prince from Roumania, who had been visiting in Southern California, and had yielded to the wiles of Schmolsky and become a star for a night. Now here he was in person, on his way home to Roumania—having traveled on the train and the steamer with Vee, so Bunny learned. A tall, lean young man, not very handsome, but used to attention; courteous, but easily bored, wearing a quizzical smile, and reluctant to be serious—until he heard Bunny express some sympathy with the murderous and blasphemous reds! After that, he preferred the company of Bunny’s sister.

The world is becoming one, and it’s the “cinéma-mélodrame de la Société” that’s making it happen—which means the world is becoming American. The premiere here in Paris was just like a premiere in Hollywood, except the crowd was noisier and tried to get close to their idol, putting the idol’s life at risk. There was double the excitement because the guy playing the lead wasn’t just any actor; he was a real prince from Romania who had been visiting Southern California and had fallen for Schmolsky’s charm, becoming a star for a night. Now, he was here in person, on his way back to Romania—having traveled by train and steamer with Vee, as Bunny found out. He was a tall, lean young man, not very good-looking, but used to being the center of attention; polite but easily bored, wearing a playful smile and reluctant to take anything seriously—until he heard Bunny show sympathy for the murderous and blasphemous reds! After that, he preferred to hang out with Bunny’s sister.

When the Paris premiere was over, Dad got him a touring car of royal proportions, and they motored to Berlin, Bunny driving, with Vee by his side, and Dad on the back seat with his secretary and a chauffeur for emergencies. It was all just as grand as their tour to New York; perfect roads, beautiful scenery, humble peasantry standing cap in hand and awe-stricken, servants rushing to wait upon them at every stop. All Europe owes us money, and this is how it pays.

When the Paris premiere was over, Dad got him a fancy touring car, and they drove to Berlin, with Bunny at the wheel and Vee beside him, while Dad sat in the back seat with his secretary and a chauffeur for emergencies. It was just as grand as their trip to New York: smooth roads, stunning scenery, and humble locals standing by, amazed. Servants hurried to serve them at every stop. All of Europe owes us money, and this is how it pays up.

And then Berlin—“Erste Auffuehrung in Deutschland, Schmolsky-Superba ankuendigt,” etc. And the crowds and the cameras and the reporters—the world was one. This had been enemy country less than six years ago; but did any ex-soldiers in uniform take station at the theatre entrance, and forbid American films to set too high a standard for the native product? They did not; and Bunny smiled, remembering his remark to Schmolsky, “Vae victis!” and the latter’s reply, “Huh?”

And then Berlin—“First performance in Germany, Schmolsky-Superba announces,” etc. And the crowds and the cameras and the reporters—the world felt united. This had been enemy territory less than six years ago; but did any ex-soldiers in uniform stand at the theater entrance, forbidding American films from setting too high a standard for local productions? They did not; and Bunny smiled, recalling his comment to Schmolsky, “Woe to the vanquished!” and Schmolsky’s reply, “Huh?”

They went on to Vienna. It is a poor city now, and hardly repays the advertising; but there is still magic in the name, and it counts with the newspapers. So here was another premiere, less noisy but more genial. Vee and her lover were a little bored now; she had had the last great “kick” that she could get out of life. When a star has had her continental tour, and has got tired of it, she is an old-timer, blasée and world-weary, and life from then on is merely one thing after another.

They went on to Vienna. It's a pretty rundown city now, and hardly lives up to the hype; but there’s still something enchanting about the name, and it matters to the newspapers. So here was another premiere, quieter but friendlier. Vee and her boyfriend were a bit bored now; she had already experienced the last big thrill she could get out of life. When a star has finished her tour across Europe and becomes tired of it, she’s an old-timer, jaded and weary of the world, and life from then on is just one thing after another.

The person with gift of perennial childhood was Dad. He enjoyed each premiere as if he had never seen the others, and he would have liked to go on to Bucharest, where her majesty the queen—herself a genius at advertising—was to attend the first showing, in honor of Prince Marescu. But another attraction kept Dad in Vienna—the spooks had followed him! His friend, Mrs. Olivier had given him a letter to a wonderful medium, and they went to a seance, and Vee was told all about the patent medicine vendor who had raised her in a wagon—the very phrases this man had used to the crowd. By golly, if it was a trick, it was certainly a clever one!

The person with the gift of eternal youth was Dad. He enjoyed each premiere as if he had never seen the others, and he would have loved to continue on to Bucharest, where the queen—who was a genius at promotion—was going to attend the first showing, in honor of Prince Marescu. But another draw kept Dad in Vienna—the spirits had followed him! His friend, Mrs. Olivier, had given him a letter to an amazing medium, and they went to a séance where Vee learned all about the patent medicine salesman who had raised her in a wagon—the very phrases this man had used to the crowd. Honestly, if it was a trick, it was definitely a clever one!

II

There was only one cloud on this second honeymoon, and Bunny kept it hidden in his own soul. There were “youth” papers in both Berlin and Vienna, and he considered himself bound to call at their offices and invite the rebel editors to lunch, and send home letters for Rachel to publish. In Vienna was a paper in the English language devoted to the defense of political prisoners; it was a Communist paper, but so well camouflaged that Bunny didn’t realize the fact, and anyhow, he would have wished to meet the editors. He was still making his pitiful attempt to understand both sides—even here in Central Europe, where the Socialists and the Communists had many times been at open war.

There was just one issue during this second honeymoon, and Bunny kept it buried deep inside. There were “youth” publications in both Berlin and Vienna, and he felt obligated to visit their offices, invite the rebellious editors to lunch, and send letters home for Rachel to publish. In Vienna, there was an English-language paper that focused on defending political prisoners; it was a Communist publication, but it was so well hidden that Bunny didn’t realize it, and besides, he wanted to meet the editors. He was still desperately trying to understand both sides—even here in Central Europe, where Socialists and Communists had often been in open conflict.

In this obscure office in a working-class part of the city Bunny came upon a ghastly experience. There was exhibited to him a creature that had once been a young man, but now was little more than a skeleton covered with a skin of greenish-yellow. It had only one eye and one ear, and it could not speak because its tongue had been pulled out or cut off, and most of its front teeth had been extracted, and its cheeks were pitted with holes made by cigarettes burned into it. Likewise all the creatures’ finger-nails had been torn out, and its hands burned with holes; the men in the office bared its shirt, and showed Bunny how the flesh had been ripped and torn by lashes this way and that, like cross-hatchings in a pen and ink drawing.

In this rundown office in a working-class area of the city, Bunny stumbled upon a horrifying sight. He was confronted by a creature that had once been a young man but was now little more than a skeleton wrapped in a greenish-yellow skin. It had only one eye and one ear, and it couldn't talk because its tongue had been ripped out or cut off, and most of its front teeth were missing. Its cheeks were pockmarked with holes from cigarettes burned into its skin. Additionally, all of the creature's fingernails had been ripped out, and its hands were marked with holes; the men in the office pulled back its shirt to show Bunny how the flesh had been shredded by lashes, creating patterns like cross-hatchings in a pen and ink drawing.

This was a prisoner escaped from a Roumanian dungeon, and these scars represented the penalty of refusal to betray his comrades to the White Terror. Here in this office were photographs and letters and affidavits—for this kind of thing was being done to thousands of men and women in Roumania. The government was in the hands of a band of ruling class thugs, who were stealing everything in sight, selling the natural resources of the country; one of the biggest of Roumanian oil fields had just been leased to an American syndicate, possibly Comrade Ross had heard of that? And Comrade Ross said that he had. He didn’t add that his father was in on the deal!

This was a prisoner who had escaped from a Romanian dungeon, and these scars were the result of refusing to betray his friends to the White Terror. In this office were photographs, letters, and affidavits—because this was happening to thousands of men and women in Romania. The government was controlled by a group of thuggish elites who were stealing everything in sight and selling off the country's natural resources; one of the largest oil fields in Romania had just been leased to an American syndicate. Had Comrade Ross heard about that? And Comrade Ross said he had. He didn’t mention that his father was part of the deal!

This victim of the White Terror was from Bessarabia, a province taken from Russia under the blessed principle of self-determination. It was inhabited by Russian peasants, and the natural struggles of these people for freedom were met by slaughtering or torturing to death not merely everyone who revolted, but everyone who expressed sympathy with the revolt. Nor was this a sporadic thing, it was the condition prevailing all along the Russian border, a thousand miles from the Baltic to the Black Sea. All these provinces and countries, inhabited by Russian peasants, had been taken from the reds and given to the whites. And so you had this situation—on the Eastern side of the line the peasants had the land and the government, they were free men and women, making a civilization of workers; while on the other side they were serfs at the mercy of landlords, robbed of the fruits of their toil, and beaten or shot if they ventured a murmur. It was impossible to prevent peasants from one side crossing to the other; and the contrast between the two civilizations was so plain that no child could fail to understand it. So the class struggle went on all the time, a hideous civil war, of which no word was allowed to leak to the outside world.

This victim of the White Terror came from Bessarabia, a region taken from Russia under the noble idea of self-determination. It was populated by Russian peasants, and their natural fight for freedom was met with slaughter or torture, not just for those who revolted, but for anyone who showed sympathy for the revolt. This wasn't a one-time event; it was the situation throughout the entire Russian border, a thousand miles from the Baltic to the Black Sea. All these regions and countries, inhabited by Russian peasants, had been taken from the reds and handed over to the whites. So, you had this scenario—on the eastern side of the line, the peasants had the land and the government; they were free men and women, creating a worker’s civilization. On the other side, they were serfs at the mercy of landlords, stripped of the fruits of their labor, beaten or shot if they dared to complain. It was impossible to stop peasants from one side from crossing to the other, and the stark difference between the two societies was so clear that even a child could understand it. Thus, the class struggle raged on, a brutal civil war, of which no word was allowed to escape to the outside world.

Left to themselves, this landlord aristocracy could not survive a year. But they had world capital behind them; they got the munitions with which to do the slaughtering, or the money to make the munitions, from American big business. Yes, it was America which kept alive this White Terror, in order to collect interest on the debts, and to come in and buy up the country—the railroads, the mines, the oil fields, even the great castles and landed estates. Would not Comrade Ross tell the American people what bloody work their money was doing?

Left to their own devices, this group of wealthy landlords wouldn't last a year. But they had global capital supporting them; they received the weapons needed for the violence, or the funds to produce those weapons, from large American businesses. Yes, it was America that sustained this White Terror to collect interest on the debts and to eventually take over the country—the railroads, the mines, the oil fields, even the grand castles and estates. Wouldn't Comrade Ross inform the American people about the bloody actions their money was funding?

Bunny went away with the question on his conscience. Would he tell, or wouldn’t he? Would he begin by telling his darling of the world? Would he mention that the young Prince Marescu, whom she so greatly admired, was the son of one of the bloodiest of these ruling class thugs?

Bunny left with the question weighing on his mind. Would he speak up, or wouldn’t he? Would he start by telling his beloved? Would he bring up that the young Prince Marescu, whom she admired so much, was the son of one of the most ruthless thugs in the ruling class?

All the time Bunny was driving his darling through winding passes amid the glorious snow-covered mountains of Switzerland, he was not happy as it was his duty to be. He would have long periods of brooding, and she would ask, what was the matter, and he would evade. But then she would pin him down—being shrewd, like most women where love is concerned. “Is it those reds you’ve been visiting?” He said, “Yes, dear, but let’s not talk about it—it isn’t going to make any difference to us.” She answered, ominously, “It is going to make all the difference in the world to us!”

All the while Bunny was driving his love through winding roads surrounded by the beautiful snow-covered mountains of Switzerland, he wasn't as happy as he should have been. He would have long stretches of silence, and she would ask what was wrong, but he would dodge the question. Then she would insist—being sharp, like most women when it comes to love. “Is it those reds you’ve been visiting?” He replied, “Yes, dear, but let’s not talk about it—it won’t change anything for us.” She responded, ominously, “It’s going to change everything for us!”

III

Back in Paris, and there were long letters from Verne; the government had filed suit for the return of its oil lands, and the Sunnyside tract was in the hands of a receiver, and all the development stopped. But they were not to worry—their organization would be put to work on the various foreign concessions, and as for the money, what they were getting out of Paradise would keep them in old age.

Back in Paris, there were long letters from Verne; the government had filed a lawsuit for the return of its oil lands, and the Sunnyside tract was under the control of a receiver, which meant all development had come to a halt. But they shouldn't worry—their organization would be assigned to work on various foreign concessions, and as for the money, what they were getting out of Paradise would support them in their old age.

Strange to say, Dad worried scarcely at all. Mrs. Olivier had discovered a new medium, even more wonderful than the others, and this Polish peasant woman with bad teeth and epilepsy had brought up from the depths of the universal consciousness the spirit of Dad’s grandfather, who had crossed the continent in a covered wagon and perished in the Mohave desert; also there was the spirit of an Indian chief whom the old pioneer had killed during the journey. Most fascinating to listen while the two warriors told about this early war between the reds and the whites!

Strangely enough, Dad hardly worried at all. Mrs. Olivier had found a new medium, even more amazing than the others, and this Polish peasant woman with bad teeth and epilepsy had summoned the spirit of Dad’s grandfather, who had traveled across the continent in a covered wagon and died in the Mojave Desert; there was also the spirit of an Indian chief whom the old pioneer had killed during the journey. It was captivating to hear the two warriors talk about this early conflict between the Native Americans and the settlers!

Bertie was furious, of course; she didn’t dare say much to Dad, for the old man was still the boss, and would tell her “where to get off.” She took it out on Bunny, storming at him, because he was the one who might have saved Dad from this dangerous vamp. Bunny couldn’t help laughing, because Mrs. Olivier was so far from the type which the Hollywood directors had taught him to recognize: a stoutish, elderly lady, sweet and sentimental, with a soft, caressing voice—it was too funny to listen to her coo to the fierce and surly Indian chief, “Now, Red Wolf in the Rain, are you going to be nice to us this evening? We are so glad to hear you again! Captain Ross’s little grandson is here, and wants you to tell us if the faces of the redmen are white in your happy world.”

Bertie was furious, of course; she didn’t dare say much to Dad, since he was still in charge and would definitely tell her “where to get off.” She took it out on Bunny, yelling at him, because he was the one who could have saved Dad from this dangerous woman. Bunny couldn't help but laugh, because Mrs. Olivier was nothing like the type Hollywood directors had taught him to recognize: a plump, older lady, sweet and sentimental, with a soft, nurturing voice—it was just too funny to hear her coo to the fierce and grumpy Indian chief, “Now, Red Wolf in the Rain, are you going to be nice to us this evening? We’re so glad to hear you again! Captain Ross’s little grandson is here and wants you to tell us if the faces of the redmen are white in your happy world.”

Bunny was taking Vee about to see Paris; a city which was exhibiting to the world the moral collapse of capitalist imperialism. In the theatres of this culture centre you might see a stage crowded with naked women, their bodies painted every color of the rainbow; some of them died of the poisoning which this treatment inflicted upon the system, but meantime the war for democracy was justified. While Bunny was there, the artists of the city took offense because the managers of the underground railway objected to an obscene advertisement; to express their scorn of censorship, some hundreds of men and women emerged at dawn, having torn off their clothing in drunken orgies, and invaded the subway cars entirely naked. These beauty-creators and guides of the future held a festival once every year, the Quatres Arts Ball, a famous event to which Vee, as a visiting artist, was welcome; and here, when the revels were at their height, you might stroll about a vast hall, and see, upon platforms set against the walls, the actual enactment of every variety of abnormal vice which human degeneracy had been able to conceive.

Bunny was showing Vee around Paris, a city that was showcasing the moral decay of capitalist imperialism. In the theaters of this cultural hub, you could see a stage filled with nude women, their bodies painted in every color of the rainbow; some of them died from the poisoning caused by this treatment, but in the meantime, the war for democracy was deemed justifiable. While Bunny was there, the city's artists were offended because the managers of the subway objected to an obscene advertisement; to show their disdain for censorship, hundreds of men and women emerged at dawn, having stripped off their clothes in drunken orgies, and invaded the subway cars completely naked. These creators of beauty and leaders of the future held a festival every year, the Quatres Arts Ball, a famous event that welcomed Vee as a visiting artist; and here, when the festivities were at their peak, you could walk through a vast hall and see, on platforms against the walls, the actual display of every kind of abnormal vice that human depravity could imagine.

With the time he had left from such diversions, Bunny was preparing for “The Young Student” a moving protest against the Roumanian White Terror. He left this nearly completed manuscript on the writing table in his hotel room, and when he came back it was gone, and inquiries among the hotel staff brought no information. Two days later Bertie came to him with another tantrum; she knew all the contents of his manuscript, and what shame he was bringing upon their heads! “So Eldon’s been setting spies on me!” exclaimed Bunny, ready to get hot himself; but Bertie, said rubbish, Eldon had nothing to do with it, it was the French secret service. Did he imagine for a moment the government was failing to keep track of Bolshevik propaganda? Or that they would let him use their country as a centre of plotting against the peace of Europe?

With the time he had left from those distractions, Bunny was preparing “The Young Student,” a heartfelt protest against the Romanian White Terror. He left the nearly finished manuscript on the writing table in his hotel room, and when he came back, it was gone. Asking the hotel staff didn’t bring any answers. Two days later, Bertie confronted him in another outburst; she claimed to know all the details of his manuscript and how much shame he was bringing upon them! “So Eldon’s been spying on me!” Bunny exclaimed, ready to lose his temper; but Bertie dismissed that idea, saying Eldon had nothing to do with it—it was the French secret service. Did he really think the government was failing to keep tabs on Bolshevik propaganda? Or that they would allow him to use their country as a base for plotting against the peace of Europe?

Bunny wanted to know, were they so silly as to imagine they could keep him from writing home what he had learned in Vienna? He would do the article over, and find ways to get it to America in spite of all the spies. Then Bertie actually broke down and wept; of all countries for him to pick out—Roumania! Here she had been pulling wires to get Eldon appointed to a high diplomatic post, with the combined influence of Verne in Washington and Prince Marescu in Bucharest; and now Bunny came along and smeared them with his filth!

Bunny wanted to know if they were really so foolish to think they could stop him from writing home about what he had learned in Vienna. He would rewrite the article and figure out ways to get it to America despite all the spies. Then Bertie actually broke down and cried; of all places he could have chosen—Romania! She had been working behind the scenes to get Eldon a high diplomatic position, using the combined influence of Verne in Washington and Prince Marescu in Bucharest; and now Bunny came along and tarnished their efforts!

And more than that! Blind fool, couldn’t he see that Marescu was interested in Vee? Did he want to give her up to him? The prince would of course hear about this matter through the French government, which was arming Roumania against Russia. Suppose he were to come back to Paris and challenge Bunny to a duel? The young smart-aleck answered, “We’ll fight with tennis rackets!”

And more than that! What a blind fool, couldn’t he see that Marescu was into Vee? Did he really want to hand her over to him? The prince would definitely hear about this from the French government, which was gearing up Roumania against Russia. What if he came back to Paris and challenged Bunny to a duel? The young smart aleck replied, “We’ll fight with tennis rackets!”

IV

Matters came to a climax. A letter for Bunny, bearing a French stamp, but in a familiar handwriting that made his pulses jump. He tore it open and read: “Dear Son, I am in town for a few days and would you like to meet me? Yours for old times, Paul Watkins.”

Matters reached a peak. A letter for Bunny, with a French stamp, but in a handwriting he recognized that made his heart race. He ripped it open and read: “Dear Son, I’m in town for a few days and would you like to meet up? Yours for old times, Paul Watkins.”

Bunny was twenty-four years old now, but it was just the way it had been eleven years ago, there in Mrs. Groarty’s back yard, when he had left his father and run shouting, “Paul! Paul! Where are you? Please don’t go way!” Bunny had a date with Vee, but he got out of it—his sister would invite her to one of those diplomatic tea-parties where you met the Prince de This and the Duchesse de That. Then Bunny hurried off to the obscure hotel where his friend was staying.

Bunny was now twenty-four years old, but it felt just like it did eleven years ago, back in Mrs. Groarty’s backyard, when he had left his dad and shouted, “Paul! Paul! Where are you? Please don’t go away!” Bunny had a date with Vee, but he managed to get out of it—his sister would invite her to one of those diplomatic tea parties where you met the Prince de This and the Duchesse de That. Then Bunny rushed off to the little hotel where his friend was staying.

Paul was haggard; one does not take a trip to Moscow to get fat. But his sober face was shining with a light of fanaticism—the same thing which his brother Eli called the glory of the Lord! Dad would have said there were two of them, equally crazy; but it didn’t seem that way to Bunny, who mocked at Eli’s god, but believed in Paul’s—at least enough to tremble in his presence. Paul had been living under a workers’ government again—and this time not as a wage-slave, a strike-breaker in army uniform, but as a free man, and master of the future. So now in this dingy hotel room Bunny was sitting opposite an apostle; Paul, with his sombre, determined features and toil-accustomed figure, the very incarnation of the militant working-class!

Paul looked exhausted; you don’t go to Moscow and come back heavier. But his serious face had a gleam of fanaticism—the same thing his brother Eli called the glory of the Lord! Dad would’ve said they were both absolutely nuts; but Bunny didn’t see it that way. He mocked Eli's god but believed in Paul's—enough to feel a chill just being around him. Paul had been living under a workers’ government again—and this time not as a wage slave, a strike-breaker in military gear, but as a free man, and master of the future. So now, in this shabby hotel room, Bunny was sitting across from an apostle; Paul, with his dark, determined features and body hardened by labor, the very embodiment of the militant working-class!

And the miracles of which he had to tell were real. First of all a spiritual miracle—a hundred million people proclaiming their own sovereignty, and the downfall of masters and exploiters, kings, priests, capitalists, the whole rabble of parasites. It was a physical miracle, too, because these hundred million people controlled one-sixth of the earth’s surface, and were building a new civilization, a model for the future. They were poor, of course; they had started with a country in wreck. But what were a few years, and a little hunger, compared with the ages of torment they had survived?

And the miracles he had to share were real. First and foremost, a spiritual miracle—a hundred million people declaring their own sovereignty, leading to the fall of their masters and exploiters: kings, priests, capitalists, and all the freeloaders. It was also a physical miracle because these hundred million people controlled one-sixth of the Earth’s surface and were creating a new civilization, a blueprint for the future. They were poor, of course; they had begun with a country in ruins. But what were a few years and some hunger compared to the centuries of suffering they had endured?

Paul described the sights of Moscow. First of all, the youth movement; a whole new generation being taught to be clear-eyed and free, to face the facts of nature, and to serve the working-class, instead of climbing out upon its face and founding a line of parasites! You saw those young Communists in class-rooms, on athletic fields, in the streets—marching, singing, listening to speeches—Paul himself had talked to tens of thousands, in his little bit of Russian, and nothing had ever meant so much to him. He had but one interest for the rest of his life, to tell the young workers of America about the young workers of Russia. He began by telling Bunny!

Paul talked about what he saw in Moscow. First off, the youth movement; a whole new generation being taught to have clear vision and freedom, to accept the realities of nature, and to support the working class instead of just taking advantage of it and becoming a bunch of parasites! You could see those young Communists in classrooms, on sports fields, and in the streets—marching, singing, and listening to speeches—Paul himself had spoken to tens of thousands, using his limited Russian, and nothing had ever meant as much to him. He had only one goal for the rest of his life: to share the stories of the young workers in Russia with the young workers in America. He started by telling Bunny!

He talked about the councils he had attended, the international gatherings where the future of the parties all over the world was charted out. Bunny of course made his protest against this. Did Paul really think it was possible for an American political party to have its course determined in a foreign country? Paul smiled and said it was hard enough—the Russian leaders couldn’t understand how far back in history America stood. But what else could you do? Either you meant to have world order, or you didn’t? If you left the party in each country to determine its own course, you were right back where you were before the war, with men calling themselves Socialists, and holding power in the name of Socialism, who were in reality patriots, ready to back the exploiters of their own land in wars against the exploiters of other lands.

He talked about the councils he had attended, the international gatherings where the future of political parties worldwide was planned out. Bunny, of course, protested against this. Did Paul really believe it was possible for an American political party's direction to be decided in another country? Paul smiled and said it was challenging enough—the Russian leaders couldn’t grasp how far behind in history America was. But what could you do? Either you aimed for world order, or you didn’t. If you let each country’s party decide its own path, you were right back where you started before the war, with people calling themselves Socialists and holding power in the name of Socialism, who were actually patriots ready to support the exploiters in their own country in wars against the exploiters in other countries.

That was the thing which threatened to destroy the human race; and the only way to end it was to do what the Third International was doing—have a world government and enforce its orders. The workers’ world government was located in Moscow, because elsewhere the delegates would be thrown into prison, or assassinated, as in Geneva. But before many years the Third International would hold a Congress in Berlin, and then in Paris and London, and in the end in New York. The workers of the world would send their representatives, and that Congress would give its orders, and the nations would stop their fighting, just you bet! Thus Paul: and Bunny, as usual, was swept along upon a wave of enthusiasm.

That was the thing that threatened to destroy humanity; and the only way to stop it was to do what the Third International was doing—establish a world government and enforce its decisions. The workers' world government was based in Moscow because anywhere else, delegates would be thrown in jail or assassinated, like in Geneva. But in just a few years, the Third International would hold a Congress in Berlin, then in Paris and London, and eventually in New York. Workers from around the globe would send their representatives, and that Congress would issue its orders, bringing an end to the nations’ fighting, you can bet on that! So said Paul, and Bunny, as usual, was caught up in the enthusiasm.

V

There were so many things Bunny wanted to know about. He took Paul to dinner, in an outdoor café, and they spent a good part of the evening, French fashion, conversing there. Paul told about the schools; all the new educational discoveries that had been made in America, but could only be applied in Russia. And the papers and books—the modern, progressive writers being translated and spread over the half of two continents. And industry—the colossal labors of a people to build a modern world out of nothing, with no capital and no help from the outside. Paul described the oil industry under this Soviet system; a state trust, in which the workers’ unions were recognized, and given a voice in labor affairs. The workers published papers, they had clubs and dramatic societies, a new culture, based upon industry instead of exploitation.

Bunny had so many things he wanted to learn about. He took Paul out for dinner at an outdoor café, and they spent a good part of the evening chatting in a relaxed, French-style manner. Paul talked about schools and all the new educational breakthroughs that had been made in America but could only be applied in Russia. He mentioned the newspapers and books—the modern, progressive writers being translated and distributed across half of two continents. And then there was industry—the enormous effort of a people working to create a modern world from scratch, without any capital or external support. Paul explained the oil industry under this Soviet system; it was a state trust where workers' unions were recognized and allowed a say in labor matters. The workers published papers, had clubs, and formed dramatic societies, building a new culture based on industry instead of exploitation.

Then, of course, Bunny wanted to know about Ruth, and about Paul’s arrest and his trial, and what was he going to do now. He was on his way back to America, and would probably be put to organizing in California, because that was the place he knew best. He had been in Paradise and held secret meetings with the men; until at last he had been found out and put off the tract—the place where he had been born, and had lived nearly all his life! But that was all right, the party had a “nucleus,” as it was called, in the field, and literature was being distributed and read.

Then, of course, Bunny wanted to know about Ruth, about Paul’s arrest and trial, and what he was going to do now. He was heading back to America and would probably be organizing in California since that was the place he knew best. He had been in Paradise and held secret meetings with the guys until he was finally found out and kicked off the land—the place where he was born and had lived almost his entire life! But that was fine; the party had a “nucleus,” as it was called, in the field, and literature was being distributed and read.

Bunny told what he had learned in Vienna, and how his article on Roumania had been stolen; Paul said that in every European capital there were more spies than there were lice. Very probably there was some agent sitting at one of these tables, trying to hear what they said. His baggage was rifled every few days. The imbecile governments, trying to crush the workers’ movement—and at the same time piling up their munitions, getting ready for the next war, that would make Bolshevism as inevitable as the sunrise!

Bunny shared what he had learned in Vienna, including how his article on Romania had been stolen; Paul mentioned that in every European capital there were more spies than lice. It was very likely that some agent was sitting at one of those tables, trying to eavesdrop on their conversation. His luggage was searched every few days. The foolish governments, trying to stifle the workers' movement while simultaneously stockpiling weapons, were preparing for the next war, which would make Bolshevism as certain as the sunrise!

“You really think there’ll be another war, Paul?”

“You really think there’s going to be another war, Paul?”

The other laughed. “Ask your eminent brother-in-law! He’ll know.”

The other laughed. “Ask your famous brother-in-law! He’ll know.”

“But he wouldn’t tell me. We barely speak.”

“But he won't tell me. We hardly talk.”

Paul answered that armaments produce wars automatically; the capitalists who make the armaments have to see that they are used, in order to get to make more. Bunny said that the idea of another war seemed too horrible to think about; and Paul replied, “So you don’t think about it, and that makes it easy for the business men to get it ready.”

Paul responded that weapons inevitably lead to wars; the capitalists who produce the weapons need to ensure they are used so they can continue to manufacture more. Bunny said the thought of another war was too terrible to consider; Paul replied, “So you avoid thinking about it, which makes it easier for the businessmen to prepare for it.”

He sat for a bit in thought, and then went on, “Since I’ve been travelling in Europe, I find myself remembering that night when you and I met for the first time. Do you recollect it, son?”

He sat for a moment in thought and then continued, “Since I’ve been traveling in Europe, I keep remembering that night when you and I met for the first time. Do you remember it, son?”

When Bunny said that he did, Paul went on, “I wasn’t in my aunt’s living-room, and I didn’t see those people that had come to lease their lots; but I listened outside and heard the wrangling; and now, as I go about Europe I say to myself, that is world diplomacy. A wrangle over an oil lease! Every nation hating every other one, making combinations and promising to stick together—but they’ve sold each other out before night, and there’s no lie that any one hasn’t told, and no crime they haven’t committed. You remember that row?”

When Bunny said he did, Paul continued, “I wasn’t in my aunt’s living room, and I didn’t see those people who came to lease their lots; but I listened from outside and heard the arguing. Now, as I travel around Europe, I think to myself, that is world diplomacy. A debate over an oil lease! Every nation despising all the others, creating alliances and promising to stand together—but they betray each other before the day is over, and there’s no lie anyone hasn’t told, and no crime they haven’t committed. Do you remember that fight?”

How well Bunny remembered! Miss Snypp—he hadn’t known her name, but her face rose before him, brick-red with wrath. “Let me tell you, you’ll never get me to put my signature on that paper—never in this world!” And Mr. Hank, the man with the hatchet-face, shouting, “Let me tell you, the law will make you sign it”—only there was no law in European diplomacy! And Mrs. Groarty, Paul’s aunt, glaring at Mr. Hank and clenching her hands as if she had him by the throat. “And you the feller that was yellin’ for the rights of the little lots! You was for sharin’ and sharin’ alike—you snake in the grass!”

How vividly Bunny recalled! Miss Snypp—he hadn’t known her name, but her face came to mind, red with anger. “Let me tell you, you’ll never get me to sign that paper—never in this world!” And Mr. Hank, the guy with the harsh face, shouting, “Let me tell you, the law will force you to sign it”—except there was no law in European diplomacy! And Mrs. Groarty, Paul’s aunt, glaring at Mr. Hank and clenching her fists as if she had him by the throat. “And you’re the one who was shouting for the rights of the little guy! You were all about sharing equally—you snake in the grass!”

Said Paul: “Those people were so blind with greed, they were willing to throw away their own chances for the satisfaction of beating the others. They did that, I think you told me—threw away the lease with your father. And everybody in the field behaved the same way. I wonder if you happen to know, it’s government statistics on that Prospect Hill field—more money was spent in drilling than ever was taken out in oil!”

Said Paul: “Those people were so blinded by greed that they were ready to give up their own chances just to outdo everyone else. They did that, right? They tossed aside the lease with your dad. And everyone else in the field acted the same way. I’m curious if you know that government stats show on that Prospect Hill field—more money was spent on drilling than was ever made in oil!”

“Yes, of course,” said Bunny. “I’ve seen derricks there with platforms actually touching.”

“Yes, of course,” said Bunny. “I’ve seen derricks there with platforms actually touching.”

“Each one racing to get the oil, and spending more than he makes—isn’t that a picture of capitalism? And then the war! You remember how we heard the racket, and ran to the window, and there was one fellow hitting the next fellow in the nose, and the whole roomful milling about, shouting and trying to stop the fight, or to get into it!”

“Everyone rushing to get the oil and spending more than they earn—doesn’t that sum up capitalism? And then the fight! Remember how we heard the commotion, ran to the window, and saw one guy punching another in the face, while the whole room was chaotic, shouting and trying to break up the fight or join in?”

“One said, ‘You dirty, lying yellow skunk!’ And the other said, ‘Take that, you white-livered puppy!’ ”

“One said, ‘You filthy, lying coward!’ And the other said, ‘Take that, you spineless wuss!’ ”

“Son, that was a little oil war! And a year or two later the big one broke out, and if there’s anything you don’t understand about it, all you need is to think about what happened in my aunt’s home. And remember, they were fighting for a chance to exploit the oil workers, to divide the wealth the oil workers were going to produce; in their crazy greed they killed or injured seventy-three percent of all the men they put to work on Prospect Hill—that’s government statistics also! And don’t you see how that’s the world war exactly? The workers doing the fighting, and the bankers getting the bonds!”

“Son, that was a small oil war! And a year or two later, the big one started, and if there's anything you don't get about it, just think about what happened at my aunt's house. And remember, they were fighting for a chance to take advantage of the oil workers, to split the wealth the oil workers would create; in their insane greed, they killed or injured seventy-three percent of all the guys they employed on Prospect Hill—that's government statistics too! And can't you see how that's exactly what the world war was? The workers doing the fighting, and the bankers cashing in on the bonds!”

VI

So many things to talk about! Bunny told the story of Eli, concerning which Paul had heard no rumor. The latter said it was easy to understand, because Eli always had been a chaser after women. It was one reason Paul had been so repelled by his brother’s preaching. “I wouldn’t mind his having his girl,” he said, “only he denies my right to my girl. He preaches a silly ideal of asceticism, and then goes off secretly and does what he pleases.”

So many things to discuss! Bunny shared the story about Eli, which Paul had never heard about. Paul said it made sense because Eli had always been after women. That was one reason Paul felt so put off by his brother’s preaching. “I wouldn’t care if he had his girlfriend,” he said, “but he denies me my right to my girlfriend. He preaches a ridiculous ideal of self-denial, yet secretly goes off and does whatever he wants.”

Here was an opportunity for which Bunny had been seeking. He took a sudden plunge. “Paul, there’s something I want to tell you. For the past three years I’ve been living with a moving picture actress.”

Here was an opportunity Bunny had been looking for. He took a deep breath. “Paul, there’s something I need to tell you. For the past three years I’ve been living with a movie actress.”

“I know,” said Paul; “Ruth told me.”

“I know,” Paul said. “Ruth told me.”

“Ruth!”

“Ruth!”

“Yes, she saw something about it in the papers,” And then, reading his friend’s thought, Paul added, “Ruth has had to learn that the world is the way it is, and not the way she’d like it to be.”

“Yes, she saw something about it in the news,” And then, reading his friend’s thoughts, Paul added, “Ruth has had to learn that the world is how it is, not how she wishes it were.”

“What do you think about such things, Paul?”

“What do you think about that kind of stuff, Paul?”

“Well, son, it’s a question of how you feel about the girl. If you really love her, and she loves you, why, I suppose it’s all right. Are you happy?”

“Well, son, it depends on how you feel about the girl. If you really love her and she loves you, then I guess that’s fine. Are you happy?”

“We were at first; we still are, part of the time. The trouble is, she hates the radical movement. She doesn’t really understand it, of course.”

“We were at first; we still are, sometimes. The problem is, she hates the radical movement. She doesn’t really get it, of course.”

Paul answered, “Some people hate the radical movement because they don’t understand it, and some because they do.” After Bunny had had time to digest that, he went on, “Either you’ll have to change your ideas, or you’ll have a break with the girl. That’s something I’m sure about—you can’t have happiness in love unless it’s built on harmony of ideas. Otherwise you quarrel all the time—or at least, you’re bored.”

Paul replied, “Some people dislike the radical movement because they don’t get it, and others because they do.” After Bunny took a moment to think about that, Paul added, “You’ll either need to change your views, or you’ll end up breaking up with the girl. I’m certain of that—you can't find happiness in love unless it’s based on a shared understanding. Otherwise, you’ll just argue all the time—or at the very least, you’ll be bored.”

“Have you ever lived with a woman, Paul?”

“Have you ever lived with a woman, Paul?”

“There was a girl I was very much attracted to in Angel City, and I could have had her, I guess. But it was a couple of years ago, when I saw that I was going Bolshevik, and I knew she wouldn’t stand for it, so what was the use? You get yourself tangled up in a lot of emotions, and waste the time you need for work.”

“There was a girl I was really attracted to in Angel City, and I probably could have had her. But that was a couple of years ago, when I realized I was going Bolshevik, and I knew she wouldn’t be okay with that, so what was the point? You end up getting tangled in a lot of feelings and wasting the time you need for work.”

“I’ve often wondered about you and such things. You used to think the way Eli talks, when we first met.”

“I’ve often thought about you and things like that. You used to think the way Eli speaks when we first met.”

Paul laughed. “I’d hardly keep my Christian superstitions when I became a Communist organizer. No, son; what I think is, find a woman you really love, and that wants to share your work, and that you mean to stick by; then you can love her, you don’t need any priest to give you permission. Some day I suppose I’ll meet a woman comrade—I think about it a good deal, of course—I’m no wooden post. But I’ll have to wait and see what happens at my trial. I’d be little use to a girl if I’ve got to spend twenty years in Leavenworth or Atlanta!”

Paul laughed. “I wouldn’t hold onto my Christian superstitions after becoming a Communist organizer. No, son; what I believe is, find a woman you truly love, who wants to be a part of your life, and who you intend to stand by; then you can love her without needing a priest’s approval. Someday, I guess I’ll meet a woman comrade—I think about it quite a bit, of course—I’m not a statue. But I’ll have to wait and see what happens at my trial. I wouldn't be much good to a girl if I have to spend twenty years in Leavenworth or Atlanta!”

VII

Paul was going to speak at a meeting of Communists the next evening, and Bunny must go to that meeting, of course. But what was he to do with Vee? She would not be interested in hearing Paul tell about Russia; she had learned all about it from her friend, Prince Marescu. Bunny bethought him of Dad and the seances, and by tactful manipulation he caused the old gentleman to call up Vee and tell her about an especially interesting seance they were going to have that evening. Vee promised to come, and Bunny thought he was free.

Paul was set to speak at a Communist meeting the next evening, and Bunny had to attend, of course. But what was he supposed to do with Vee? She wouldn’t care about hearing Paul talk about Russia; she'd already learned all about it from her friend, Prince Marescu. Bunny remembered Dad and the seances, and with some clever maneuvering, he got the old man to call Vee and tell her about a particularly interesting seance they were having that evening. Vee agreed to come, and Bunny thought he was in the clear.

But then about lunch-time Bertie called him on the phone. “So your old Paul is in Paris!”

But then around lunchtime, Bertie called him on the phone. “So your old Paul is in Paris!”

Bunny was startled; having thought he was keeping a secret. Then he laughed. “So your old secret service has been at work!”

Bunny was surprised, thinking he had managed to keep a secret. Then he chuckled. “So your old secret service has been on the job!”

Said his sister, “I just thought you might be interested to know—your old Paul is not going to speak tonight. The police have arrested him.”

Said his sister, “I just thought you might want to know—your old Paul isn't going to talk tonight. The police have arrested him.”

“Who told you that?”

“Who said that?”

“They’ve just notified the embassy. He’s to be expelled—in fact he’s on his way now.”

“They just informed the embassy. He’s being expelled—in fact, he’s on his way now.”

“My God, Bertie, are you sure?”

"Are you for real, Bertie?"

“Of course I’m sure. Did you think they’d let him make Bolshevik speeches in France?”

“Of course I’m sure. Did you really think they’d let him give Bolshevik speeches in France?”

“I mean—are you sure they’re going to expel him?” Bunny had learned so much about the treatment accorded to the reds—all Europe had adopted the sweet custom of the American police, to beat their prisoners with rubber hose, which leaves no marks upon the skin. So there began a wrangle over the phone, Bunny in a panic, insisting upon knowing what official had given the information to Eldon; and Bertie insisting that Bunny should not make another of his stinks in Paris, and maybe get himself deported, and his brother-in-law ruined in the eyes of all Europe.

“I mean—are you sure they’re going to kick him out?” Bunny had learned a lot about how the reds were treated—all of Europe had picked up the nice little habit of American police, using rubber hoses to beat their prisoners, leaving no marks on their skin. So, a heated argument started over the phone, Bunny in a panic, demanding to know which official had told Eldon this; and Bertie insisting that Bunny should stop making a scene in Paris, or he might get himself deported and ruin his brother-in-law’s reputation across all of Europe.

In the end Bunny hung up, and called the office of the Communist newspaper. Did they know about the arrest of Comrade Puull Votkan—so it was necessary to say it. No, they knew nothing about it, they would endeavor to find out. And Bunny jumped into a taxi-cab and hastened to the office of the Prefet de Police, where he was received with a lack of that courtesy which police officials usually display to young gentlemen properly tailored. They had no information to give about the American, Puull Votkan, but they would like to receive information about an American named Zhay Arnoll R-r-osss feess, and how long he expected to abuse the hospitality of the French government by giving sums of money to enemies of public safety.

In the end, Bunny hung up and called the office of the Communist newspaper. Did they know about the arrest of Comrade Puull Votkan? It was important to find out. No, they had no information about it, but they would try to find out. Bunny then jumped into a taxi and rushed to the office of the Prefet de Police, where he was met with a lack of the courtesy that police officials usually show to well-dressed young men. They had no information on the American, Puull Votkan, but they were interested in receiving information about an American named Zhay Arnoll R-r-osss feess, and how long he planned to take advantage of the French government's hospitality by financially supporting enemies of public safety.

Meantime Bertie, in her desperation, was appealing to Vee Tracy, begging her to make one more effort to get Bunny out of this hideous entanglement. Vee answered that she would make one more, and only one. She turned from the telephone and ordered her maid to pack her belongings, and when Bunny came back from his visit to the police, he found a note in his mail-box:

Meantime, Bertie, in her desperation, was reaching out to Vee Tracy, pleading with her to make one last attempt to get Bunny out of this terrible situation. Vee replied that she would make one more, and only one. She hung up the phone and instructed her maid to pack her things, and when Bunny returned from his visit to the police, he found a note in his mailbox:

“Dear Bunny: I have just learned why I was to be put off with a spiritualist seance tonight, instead of going to the opera with you! The time has come when you have to choose between your red friends and me, and I have moved to another hotel until you make up your mind. Please give me your decision by letter. Do not try to see me, because I will not speak to you again until this matter has been settled. If it is to be all over between us, a quick clean cut is the way I choose. I will no longer endure the humiliation of being associated with dangerous criminals; and unless you can say that you love me enough to change your associates, I mean that you are never to see me again. Take time to think it over, but not too much time. Yours, Vee.”

“Dear Bunny: I just found out why I had to skip the opera with you and go to a spiritualist séance tonight! It’s come to the point where you need to choose between your shady friends and me, so I’ve moved to another hotel until you decide. Please send me your decision by letter. Don't try to see me, because I won't talk to you again until this is settled. If this is the end for us, I'd rather get it over with quickly. I can't keep putting up with the embarrassment of being around dangerous people; unless you can honestly say you love me enough to change your crowd, I mean it—you’re not to see me again. Take your time to think about it, but don’t take too long. Yours, Vee.”

As a matter of fact, Bunny did not need any time. Even while he was reading the letter, a voice was telling him that he had known it was coming. After the first shock of pain had passed, he sat himself down and wrote:

As a matter of fact, Bunny didn’t need any time. Even while he was reading the letter, a voice was telling him that he had known it was coming. After the initial shock of pain faded, he sat down and wrote:

“Dear Vee: We have had great happiness together. I have suffered for a long time, because I knew it had to end. I won’t waste your time arguing in defense of my ideas; I have some, and cannot give them up, any more than you can yours. I wish you every happiness that can come to you in life, and hope you will not cherish bitterness in your heart, because it is something I truly cannot change. If ever the time comes that I can aid you, I will be yours to command. With just the same affection, Bunny-rabbit.”

“Dear Vee: We’ve shared so much happiness together. I've been in pain for a long time because I knew it had to come to an end. I won’t waste your time trying to defend my views; I have them, and I can’t let them go any more than you can with yours. I wish you all the happiness life can bring, and I hope you won’t hold onto bitterness in your heart, because that’s something I truly can’t change. If there ever comes a time when I can help you, I’ll be here for you. With the same affection, Bunny-rabbit.”

VIII

Bunny must not stop to nourish his grief, but must hurry to call upon the French Communists and offer to pay the costs of a lawyer to institute legal proceedings and find out what was happening to Paul. But as a matter of fact the effort was not necessary, for next morning all the newspapers had the story: a notorious American Bolshevik agitator had been escorted by the authorities to Havre and placed on board a steamer to sail that day. The Communist paper in its report commented sarcastically; this was one Bolshevik agitator whom the American government could not very well refuse to admit, since they had him under bond of twenty thousand dollars to make his appearance in court! Bunny had so little confidence in the French authorities that he took the precaution to wireless Paul to the steamer with reply prepaid; and a few hours later he got the words, “On the way to Paradise”—a code message from Paul!

Bunny couldn't dwell on his sadness; he needed to quickly reach out to the French Communists and offer to cover the legal fees to find out what was going on with Paul. However, it turned out the effort was unnecessary because the next morning, all the newspapers reported the story: a well-known American Bolshevik agitator had been escorted by the authorities to Havre and put on a steamer set to sail that day. The Communist newspaper sarcastically noted that this was one Bolshevik agitator that the American government couldn't refuse to admit, since they had him under a bond of twenty thousand dollars to appear in court! Bunny had so little faith in the French authorities that he took the extra step of sending a wireless message to Paul on the steamer with pre-paid reply; a few hours later, he received the message, “On the way to Paradise”—a code from Paul!

Three days later came a message from his sweetheart—no code this time, but a proclamation to the whole world. The newspapers of Paris and all other capitals—of Madagascar, Paraguay, Nova Zembla, Thibet and New Guinea—announced the engagement of Viola Tracy, American screen actress, to Prince Marescu of Roumania; the wedding was to take place in the great cathedral of Bucharest, and Queen Marie herself would attend. The efficient publicity organization of Schmolsky-Superba had contrived many a stunt in its time, but never one so effective as this which fate handed to it, free, gratis, and for nothing!

Three days later, a message arrived from his girlfriend—this time it wasn’t coded but an announcement for everyone to see. The newspapers in Paris and all other capitals—from Madagascar to Paraguay, Nova Zembla, Tibet, and New Guinea—reported the engagement of Viola Tracy, American movie star, to Prince Marescu of Romania; the wedding was scheduled to take place in the grand cathedral of Bucharest, and Queen Marie herself would be attending. The savvy publicity team at Schmolsky-Superba had pulled off many impressive stunts before, but none quite as effective as this one that fate dropped into their laps, completely free of charge!

And so there was a chapter closed in Bunny’s life. The door which had led from his suite in the hotel to Vee’s suite was locked, and a piece of furniture moved in front of it. But there was no piece of furniture that could be moved in front of the memory in Bunny’s mind! Nothing could shut out that slender white figure, so vivid and eager, and the memory of the delights she had brought to him. He was maimed in soul, as the victims of the White Terror were maimed in body—and in the same cause!

And so a chapter ended in Bunny’s life. The door that connected his hotel suite to Vee’s suite was locked, and a piece of furniture was placed in front of it. But there was no piece of furniture that could block the memory in Bunny’s mind! Nothing could erase that slender white figure, so clear and eager, along with the memories of the joy she had brought him. He was wounded in spirit, just like the victims of the White Terror were wounded in body—and for the same reason!

There were women here, of all kinds and sizes, native and American, young ladies of the highest fashionableness, willing to receive the attentions of a young oil prince. They knew about his romance and his broken heart; and their shrewd mammas told them an ancient formula, known to the feminine world since the dawn of coquetry—“Catch him on the rebound!” Bunny was besought to attend tea-parties and dances, but mostly he went to Socialist meetings; and when he thought about girls, it was to Angel City that his fancy fled. Ruth Watkins was so gentle and quiet, yet brave—not giving up her brother because he turned into a Bolshevik! And Rachel Menzies was so steady, so grim in her determination to send him a four-page paper, as regular as the calendar, and always telling him everything he wanted to know! Once every month she sent an itemized statement of receipts and expenditures, typed with her own fingers, and always exactly right—whatever dollars were left over went for sample copies, so he was never troubled by either surplus or deficit!

There were women here of all types and sizes, both native and American, stylish young ladies ready to receive the attention of a young oil prince. They were aware of his romantic past and his broken heart; their savvy mothers shared an age-old advice known to the world of flirting—“Catch him on the rebound!” Bunny was invited to tea parties and dances, but mostly he attended Socialist meetings; when he thought about girls, his mind drifted to Angel City. Ruth Watkins was so gentle and quiet, yet brave—not giving up on her brother just because he became a Bolshevik! And Rachel Menzies was so dedicated, so serious in her commitment to send him a four-page letter every month, keeping up with her schedule and always telling him everything he wanted to know! Once a month, she sent a detailed statement of income and expenses, typed by her own hands, always exactly accurate—any leftover dollars went for sample copies, so he was never bothered by either surplus or deficit!

IX

September, and Dad came bringing an announcement that caused him to hesitate, and turn fiery red after he got going. “You know, son, I have got to be very good friends with Alyse, we—that is, we are interested in the same ideas, and we realize that we can help each other.”

September arrived, and Dad came in with some news that made him pause and flush with embarrassment after he got started. “You know, son, I’ve really gotten close with Alyse. We—well, we share the same interests and understand that we can support each other.”

“Yes, Dad, of course.”

“Sure, Dad.”

“Well, the fact is—you know how it is—I’ve been imposing on you for so long, but now you will be free, because I’ve asked Alyse to marry me, and she consents.”

“Well, the truth is—you know how it is—I’ve been leaning on you for so long, but now you’ll be free, because I’ve asked Alyse to marry me, and she said yes.”

“Well, Dad, I’ve been expecting that for quite a while. I’m sure you will be happy.”

“Well, Dad, I’ve been expecting that for a while now. I’m sure you’ll be happy.”

Dad looked very much relieved—had he feared a tantrum, after the fashion of Bertie? He hastened to say, “I want to tell you—Alyse and I have talked the matter over, and we agree—she is fond of you, and appreciates your standing by me and all, and she wants you to know that she’s not marrying me for my money.”

Dad looked really relieved—was he worried about a tantrum like Bertie’s? He quickly said, “I want to tell you—Alyse and I have discussed this, and we both agree—she genuinely likes you, appreciates your support for me, and she wants you to know that she’s not marrying me for my money.”

“No, Dad, I don’t think that.”

“No, Dad, I don’t feel that way.”

“Well, you know Bertie, and what she thinks. Bertie is mercenary—I suppose she got it from her mother. Anyhow, I’m not a-goin’ to say anything to her about this, it is none of her business; we’ll jist get married on the quiet, and Bertie can read about it in the papers. What I’m a-goin’ to do is this—Alyse says she hasn’t had anything to do with helping me make my money, and she don’t want my children to hate her, as they will if she comes in and takes a big share.”

“Well, you know Bertie and how she feels about things. Bertie is all about money—I guess she inherited that from her mom. Anyway, I’m not going to mention this to her; it’s not her concern. We’ll just get married quietly, and Bertie can find out about it in the news. Here’s my plan—Alyse says she hasn’t helped me make my money, and she doesn’t want my kids to hate her, which they will if she comes in and takes a big cut.”

“Oh, but I won’t, Dad!”

“Oh, but I’m not, Dad!”

“We’ve agreed that I’m to make a will, and leave a million dollars to her, and the rest will go to you and Bertie, and Alyse will be satisfied with that—it will give her enough to carry on the psychic work she’s interested in. You understand, she wants to do that—”

“We've agreed that I’ll create a will, leaving a million dollars to her, and the rest will go to you and Bertie. Alyse will be fine with that—it will be enough for her to continue the psychic work she's interested in. You get it, she wants to pursue that—”

“Yes, of course, Dad. I am a propagandist too!”

"Yeah, of course, Dad. I'm a propagandist too!"

“I know son; and what I’ve been thinking—you have a right to express your ideas. And while I don’t agree with that little paper, I can see that it’s honest, it says what you think; so I’m a-goin’ to make over a million dollars worth of Ross stock to you, and you can jist go ahead and do what you please with that. I hope you won’t turn into a Bolsheviki like Paul, and I hope you won’t find it necessary to get into jail.”

“I know, son; and what I’ve been thinking—you have the right to express your ideas. And while I don’t agree with that little paper, I can see that it’s honest and says what you think; so I’m going to transfer over a million dollars worth of Ross stock to you, and you can just go ahead and do what you want with that. I hope you won’t turn into a Bolshevik like Paul, and I hope you won’t find it necessary to end up in jail.”

“It would be pretty hard to keep me in jail if I had a million dollars, Dad.”

“It would be pretty difficult to keep me in jail if I had a million dollars, Dad.”

The old man grinned; the mediums and the spirits had not yet driven the old devil entirely out of him. He went on to say that of course they weren’t going to have as much money as he had once thought. Those government suits were a-goin’ to dig a big hole in it—no doubt the politicians would fix it so Dad and Verne would lose. Of course they might get a pile out of these new deals abroad, but that was speculative—not the sort of thing Dad fancied, but he was leaving it to Verne.

The old man smiled; the mediums and spirits hadn’t completely pushed the old devil out of him yet. He continued saying that, of course, they weren’t going to have as much money as he once believed. Those government officials were going to take a big chunk of it—no doubt the politicians would ensure that Dad and Verne would end up losing. Sure, they might make a fortune from these new overseas deals, but that was uncertain—not the kind of thing Dad liked, but he was leaving it to Verne.

“What are you and Mrs.—Alyse going to do, Dad?”

“What are you and Mrs. Alyse going to do, Dad?”

“Well, we want to have a sort of—you might call it a Spiritualist honeymoon. We’ll go see that medium in Vienna, and there’s another in Frankfort that we’ve heard about. It’ll depend for one thing on what you want. Maybe you’ll go back to California.”

“Okay, we want to have what you might call a Spiritualist honeymoon. We'll check out that medium in Vienna, and there's another one in Frankfurt that we've heard about. It really depends, for one thing, on what you want. Maybe you'll head back to California.”

“I think I will, Dad, for a while—if you are sure you can spare me.”

“I think I will, Dad, for a bit—if you’re sure you can spare me.”

Yes, Dad said he and Alyse would get along all right; his secretary had learned enough French for practical purposes, and they would have a courier or interpreter for their stay in Germany. He hoped the climate there would agree with him; he didn’t seem ever to be strong now. That flu had sort of done him up.

Yes, Dad said he and Alyse would get along just fine; his secretary had picked up enough French for practical needs, and they would have a courier or interpreter during their time in Germany. He hoped the weather there would suit him; he didn’t seem to be very strong anymore. That flu really took it out of him.

The preliminary steps were taken, and Bunny and his father and the secretary and Mrs. Alyse Huntington Forsythe Olivier all put on their best glad rags and appeared before the maire of one of the small towns on the outskirts of Paris and were duly wedded, and Bunny kissed his new stepmother on both cheeks, and the maire did the same, and also kissed Bunny and Dad on both cheeks. And then Dad took his son to one side and placed an envelope in his hands. It was an order on Verne to turn over thirty-two hundred shares of Ross Consolidated Class B stock; a little more than a million at the market. They were “street certificates,” Dad explained—he had already signed them and left them with Verne, in case they wished to market them. “And now, son,” said the old man, “have a little sense—this is a pile of money, and don’t throw it away. Take your time, and be sure what you want to do, and don’t let yourself be plucked by grafters that will come round jist as soon as they smell it!”

The preliminary steps were taken, and Bunny, his father, the secretary, and Mrs. Alyse Huntington Forsythe Olivier all dressed in their best clothes and went to meet the mayor of a small town on the outskirts of Paris, where they were officially married. Bunny kissed his new stepmother on both cheeks, and the mayor did the same, kissing Bunny and Dad on both cheeks as well. Then Dad pulled his son aside and handed him an envelope. It was an order for Verne to transfer thirty-two hundred shares of Ross Consolidated Class B stock; a little over a million at the current market value. They were “street certificates,” Dad explained—he had already signed them and left them with Verne, in case they wanted to sell them. “And now, son,” said the old man, “be smart—this is a lot of money, and don’t waste it. Take your time, figure out what you want to do, and don’t let yourself be taken advantage of by people looking to make a quick buck as soon as they catch wind of it!”

The same old Dad! They gave each other hugs and squeezes; there were tears in everybody’s eyes, even the secretary, and the maire and his clerks, who had never heard of such fees for a wedding—marvelous people, ces Americains! And Bunny said for Dad to write all the news, and Dad said for Bunny to write all the news; and Bunny said he would return to France next summer if Dad were not able to come to America, and Dad said he was sure Verne would have it all fixed up before that. And then Bunny kissed his stepmother again, and then he hugged Dad again, and then shook hands with the secretary—a regular debauch of the sweet sorrows of parting, with the officials and a crowd of street urchins standing by on the sidewalk, staring at the grand rich car and the grand rich Americans. Bunny was glad to look back on it in after years—at least that once the old man had been happy! All the chatter, and the messages, and the flowers, the baggage to be seen to and the robes to be tucked in—and then at last they were rolling down the street, amid waving of hands and cheers—headed for a Spiritualist seance in Frankfort-am-Main!

The same old Dad! They hugged and squeezed each other; everyone had tears in their eyes, even the secretary, and the mayor and his clerks, who had never heard of such fees for a wedding—amazing people, those Americans! Bunny told Dad to write all the news, and Dad told Bunny to write all the news; Bunny said he would come back to France next summer if Dad couldn't make it to America, and Dad said he was sure Verne would have everything sorted out by then. Then Bunny kissed his stepmother again, hugged Dad again, and shook hands with the secretary—a complete mix of the bittersweet emotions of parting, with the officials and a bunch of street kids standing by on the sidewalk, staring at the fancy car and the wealthy Americans. Bunny was happy to look back on it in later years—at least that once the old man had been happy! All the chatter, the messages, the flowers, the luggage to sort out, and the clothes to tuck in—and finally, they were rolling down the street, with hands waving and cheers—headed for a Spiritualist seance in Frankfurt-am-Main!

Bunny took a train back to Paris, and wrote out two messages announcing that he was sailing for home; one to Ruth Watkins and one to Rachel Menzies—playing no favorites! Then he bought a paper, and read a brief despatch—“Great California Oil Fire.” A bolt of lightning had struck one of the storage tanks of the Ross Consolidated Oil Company at Paradise, California, and as a high wind was blowing, it was not thought possible to save any portion of the tank-farm, and possibly the whole field might be destroyed.

Bunny took a train back to Paris and wrote two messages announcing that he was heading home—one to Ruth Watkins and one to Rachel Menzies, not playing favorites! Then he bought a newspaper and read a short report: "Great California Oil Fire." A lightning strike had hit one of the storage tanks of the Ross Consolidated Oil Company in Paradise, California, and with strong winds blowing, it was believed that saving any part of the tank farm was impossible, and the entire oil field might be destroyed.

When Bunny got back to the hotel, there was a cablegram from Angel City. It was impossible to make any guess what the damage would be, but they were fully insured and nothing to worry about, “A. H. Dory”—still Verne’s signature when he wanted to be playful. Bunny forwarded the message to his father, and asked if he should wait; but Dad’s answer was, no, whatever he had to say could be said by letter or cable, and he would be glad to have Bunny on the scene to report. “Love and best wishes,” were the concluding words—the last that Dad was ever to say to his son, except through the channel of the spirits!

When Bunny returned to the hotel, he found a telegram from Angel City. It was impossible to guess what the damage might be, but they were fully insured, so there was nothing to worry about. “A. H. Dory”—still Verne’s playful signature. Bunny forwarded the message to his dad and asked if he should wait; but Dad replied that whatever he needed to say could be done by letter or telegram, and he would be glad to have Bunny on-site to report back. “Love and best wishes” were the last words Dad ever said to his son, except through the spirits!

X

A steamer took Bunny out to sea—one of those floating hotels, like the one he had left in Paris, fitted in the style of a palace, mahogany finish and silken draperies and cushions, and the most elegant society, flashing jewels and costly gowns—five thousand dollars per female person would have been a modest estimate for evenings in the dining saloon. And very soon the tongues of gossip began to buzz—“His father’s the California oil man, they say he owns whole fields out there, but one of them is burning up, according to the papers. The Ross that was in the scandal, you remember, he’s hiding abroad, been there nearly a year, but the son can come back, of course. They say he was one of the lovers of Viola Tracy, but she chucked him and married the Roumanian prince. Catch him on the rebound, my dear!”

A cruise ship took Bunny out to sea—one of those floating hotels, like the one he had left in Paris, designed like a palace, with mahogany finishes and silk drapes and cushions, and the most glamorous crowd, sparkling jewels and expensive gowns—five thousand dollars per woman would have been a conservative estimate for evenings in the dining room. And soon the gossip started spreading—“His dad's the California oil tycoon; they say he owns entire oil fields out there, but one of them is on fire, according to the news. The Ross who was involved in the scandal, you remember, he’s been hiding out overseas for almost a year, but the son can return, of course. They say he was one of Viola Tracy's lovers, but she dumped him and married the Romanian prince. Catch him on the rebound, darling!”

So everybody was lovely to Bunny; so many charming young things to dance with, until any hour of the morning; or to stroll on deck and be lost in the darkness with, if one preferred. All day they flitted about him, casting coy and seductive glances: they were interested in everything he was interested in, even the book he was reading—provided he would talk about it instead of reading it. There were some who would say that they were interested in Socialism, they didn’t know much about it, but were eager to learn. Until the second morning out, when the young Socialist received a wireless which entirely removed him from fashionable society:

So everyone was really nice to Bunny; there were so many charming young people to dance with until the early hours of the morning, or to take walks on deck and get lost in the darkness with, if that was what he preferred. All day, they flitted around him, giving coy and flirtatious looks; they were interested in everything he liked, even the book he was reading— as long as he would talk about it instead of just reading it. Some claimed they were interested in Socialism; they didn’t know much about it, but they were eager to learn. That was until the second morning out, when the young Socialist received a wireless that completely took him out of fashionable society:

“Your father very ill with double pneumonia have obtained best medical attention will keep you informed deepest sympathy and affection Alyse.”

“Your father is very ill with double pneumonia. We've arranged for the best medical care and will keep you updated. Sending you my deepest sympathy and affection. Alyse.”

So then Bunny walked the deck alone, and suffered exactly those torments of remorse which Vernon Roscoe had predicted for him. Oh, surely he could have been kinder, more patient with that good old man! Surely he could have tried harder to understand and to help! Now fate was taking him away, five or six hundred miles every day—and at any moment might snatch him to a distance beyond calculation. His father himself had felt it—Bunny went over what he had said, and realized that Dad had faced the thought of death, and had been giving his son such last advice as he could.

So Bunny walked the deck alone and felt exactly the guilt and regret that Vernon Roscoe had predicted for him. Oh, he definitely could have been kinder, more patient with that good old man! He could have tried harder to understand and to help! Now fate was taking him away, five or six hundred miles every day—and at any moment might pull him away to a distance beyond measure. His father had felt it too—Bunny thought back on what his dad had said and realized that Dad had faced the idea of death and had been giving his son whatever last advice he could.

At first nothing but remorse. But then little by little the debate—the old, old dispute that had torn Bunny’s mind in half. Was it possible for men to go on doing what Dad had been doing in the conduct of his business? Could any civilization endure on the basis of such purchase of government? No, Bunny told himself; but then—he should have tried harder, more lovingly, and persuaded his father to stop it! But at what stage? Dad had been purchasing government ever since Bunny could remember, as a little boy. All the oil men purchased government, all big business men did it, either before or after election. And at what stage of life shall a boy say to his father, your way of life is wrong, and you must let me take charge of it?

At first, there was nothing but regret. But gradually, the debate began—the same old argument that had split Bunny's mind. Was it really possible for people to keep doing what Dad was doing in running his business? Could any society survive on the foundation of such government bribery? No, Bunny told himself; but then—he should have tried harder, with more love, to convince his father to quit! But when would he have done that? Dad had been buying influence for as long as Bunny could remember, since he was a little kid. All the oil executives did it, all the big business leaders either before or after elections. And at what point in life can a son tell his father that his way of living is wrong and that he needs to take over?

There was no new thought that Bunny could think about all this; any more than in the case of Vee Tracy. Just the grief, and the ache of loneliness! Old things going; they kept going—and where did they go? It was a mystery that made you dizzy, at moments like this; you stood on the brink of a precipice and looked down into a gulf! The most incredible idea, that his father, who was so real, and had been for so long a part of his being—should suddenly disappear and cease to be! For the first time Bunny began to wonder, could Alyse be right about the spirits?

There was no new idea for Bunny to consider about all this; just like in the case of Vee Tracy. Just the grief and the ache of loneliness! Old things were fading away; they kept disappearing—and where did they go? It was a mystery that made you feel dizzy at moments like this; you stood on the edge of a cliff and looked down into an abyss! The most unbelievable thought, that his father, who felt so real and had been such a big part of his life for so long—should suddenly vanish and stop existing! For the first time, Bunny started to wonder, could Alyse be right about spirits?

Another message in the evening. “Condition unchanged will keep you advised sympathy and affection.” These last words never failed in the messages; the next day, when Dad’s condition was the same and the crisis expected tomorrow; and then tomorrow, when Dad was sinking; and then, the morning after, when Alyse wired, “Your father’s spirit has passed from this world to the next but he will never cease to be with you he spoke of you at the last and promises that if you will communicate with a good medium in Angel City he will guide your life with love and affection as ever Alyse.” And then a message from Bertie: “I was with Dad at the end and he forgave me will you forgive me also.” When Bunny read that, he had to hurry to his stateroom, and lie there and cry like a little child. Yes, he would forgive her, so he wired in reply, and might whoever had made them forgive them all!

Another message in the evening. “Condition unchanged; I will keep you updated. Sympathy and affection.” These last words were always included in the messages; the next day, when Dad’s condition was the same and the crisis was expected tomorrow; and then tomorrow, when Dad was getting worse; and then, the morning after, when Alyse sent a message saying, “Your father’s spirit has passed from this world to the next, but he will always be with you. He spoke of you at the end and promised that if you reach out to a good medium in Angel City, he will guide your life with love and affection just as he always has. Alyse.” And then a message from Bertie: “I was with Dad at the end, and he forgave me. Will you forgive me too?” When Bunny read that, he had to rush to his stateroom and lie there, crying like a little child. Yes, he would forgive her, so he replied with a message, and may whoever had made them forgive them all!

CHAPTER XX
THE DEDICATION

I

Bunny was alone in the roaring city of New York—six or seven millions of people, and not many known to him. There were reporters, of course—it made a “human interest” story, fate snatching one of the oil magnates away from the Senate inquisitors. The country was near the end of a bitter presidential campaign, and the smallest item about the oil scandal was of importance. Also Bunny had cablegrams and telegrams of sympathy—from Verne and Annabelle, from Paul and Ruth, from Rachel and her father and brothers; yes, and one from the Princess Marescu, signing herself, with old-time nearness, “Vee-Vee.”

Bunny was alone in the bustling city of New York—six or seven million people, and hardly any of them he knew. There were reporters, of course—it made a “human interest” story, fate pulling one of the oil tycoons away from the Senate investigators. The country was nearing the end of a bitter presidential campaign, and even the smallest details about the oil scandal mattered. Bunny also received cablegrams and telegrams of sympathy—from Verne and Annabelle, from Paul and Ruth, from Rachel and her father and brothers; yes, and one from Princess Marescu, signing herself, with a touch of nostalgia, “Vee-Vee.”

He purchased his ticket home, by way of Washington, and on the train he read the back newspapers, with the day by day account of what happened to his boyhood dream of a great oil field: enormous oceans of flame rolling over the earth, turning night into day with the glare, turning day into night with thunder clouds of smoke; rivers of blazing oil rushing down the valleys, and a gale of wind sweeping the fire from one hill to the next. A dozen great storage tanks had gone, and the whole refinery, with all its tanks, and some three hundred derricks, licked up and devoured in that roaring furnace. It was the worst oil fire in California history, eight or ten million dollars loss.

He bought his ticket home, via Washington, and on the train he read the old newspapers, which detailed day by day what happened to his childhood dream of a massive oil field: vast oceans of fire rolling across the land, turning night into day with their brightness, and day into night with clouds of smoke; rivers of blazing oil rushing down the valleys, and strong winds carrying the flames from one hill to the next. A dozen large storage tanks were gone, and the entire refinery, along with all its tanks and about three hundred derricks, were consumed in that raging inferno. It was the worst oil fire in California's history, causing losses of eight to ten million dollars.

In Washington was someone for Bunny to tell his troubles to—Dan Irving! They took a long walk, and the older man put his arm about Bunny and told him that he had done everything possible in a difficult situation. Dan could assure him that he didn’t have to think of his father as a bad man; Dan had made it his business to know, and could confirm Bunny’s judgment, American big business men all purchased government, they all justified the purchase of government. It was something that had shocked Dan in the beginning, but he had come to realize now that it was a system; without the purchase of government, American big business could not exist. You saw it written plain in the instinctive reaction of the whole business world to the oil scandals, the determinaton to damp them down, to make nothing of them, to indict and prosecute, not the criminals, but the exposers of the crime.

In Washington, Bunny had someone to confide in—Dan Irving! They took a long walk, and the older man wrapped his arm around Bunny, reassuring him that he had done everything he could in a tough situation. Dan made it clear that Bunny didn’t need to think of his father as a bad man; he had taken the time to know the facts and could support Bunny's view that all major American businessmen bought off the government, and they all justified this practice. It had initially shocked Dan, but he came to see it as a system; without buying off the government, American big business couldn't survive. This was evident in the way the entire business world reacted to the oil scandals, their determination to downplay them, to ignore them, and to prosecute not the wrongdoers, but those who exposed the wrongdoing.

So they got to talking politics, which was the best thing for Bunny, to divert his mind and get him back to his job. Dan had been doing what he could in this presidential campaign, but he was sick with the sense of impotence. The whole capitalist publicity machine had been set to work on a new job, to glorify “Cautious Cal” to the American people—this pitiful little man, a fifth-rate country politician, a would-be store-keeper, he was the great strong silent statesman and the plain people’s hero! One thing, and one only, the business men expected of him, to cut down their income taxes; in everything else he would be a cipher. The newspaper men were disgusted by their job, but all were helpless, their papers at home would take only one kind of news. And here was poor Dan with his labor press service, a score or two of obscure papers, perhaps a hundred thousand circulation in all, and most of the time not enough money for the office rent.

So they started chatting about politics, which was just what Bunny needed to take his mind off things and get him back to work. Dan had been doing what he could in this presidential campaign, but he felt powerless. The entire capitalist publicity machine had been activated to promote “Cautious Cal” to the American public—this pathetic little man, a mediocre country politician, an aspiring storekeeper, somehow portrayed as the great strong silent statesman and the people's hero! There was one thing and one thing only that the business community expected from him: to lower their income taxes; other than that, he would be a non-entity. The journalists were frustrated with their work, but they were all stuck, as their newspapers back home would only accept one type of news. And here was poor Dan, with his labor press service, a handful of obscure papers, possibly around a hundred thousand in circulation altogether, and most of the time not enough money to pay the office rent.

“That’s what I want to talk to you about,” said Bunny. “Before I left France, Dad gave me a million dollars in Ross Consolidated stock. I don’t know what it’ll be worth since the fire, but Verne says there’s full insurance. I’m not going to touch the principal till I have time to think things over, but I’ll put a thousand dollars a month of the income into your work, if that will help.”

"That's what I want to talk to you about," Bunny said. "Before I left France, Dad gave me a million dollars in Ross Consolidated stock. I have no idea what it'll be worth after the fire, but Verne says it's fully insured. I'm not going to dip into the principal until I have time to figure things out, but I'll put a thousand dollars a month from the income into your work, if that helps."

“Help? My God, Bunny, that’s more money than we’ve ever thought of! I’ve been trying to raise an extra hundred a month, so as to mail free copies where they would count.”

“Help? Oh my God, Bunny, that’s more money than we’ve ever imagined! I’ve been trying to come up with an extra hundred a month to send free copies where they would really make a difference.”

Said Bunny, “I’ll turn the money over to you with only one provision—that you’re to have two hundred a month salary. There’s no reason why you should run yourself into debt financing the radical movement.”

Said Bunny, “I’ll give you the money with just one condition—that you get a salary of two hundred a month. There’s no reason for you to go into debt supporting the radical movement.”

Dan laughed. “No reason, except that there wouldn’t be any radical movement if some didn’t do that. You’re the first really fat angel that has appeared in my sky.”

Dan laughed. “No reason, other than the fact that there wouldn’t be any radical movements if some people didn’t do that. You’re the first truly overweight angel that has shown up in my life.”

“Well, wait,” said Bunny, “till I find out just how fat I’m going to be. I’ve an idea my friend Vernon Roscoe will do what he can to keep me lean. He knows that whatever I get will go to making trouble for him.”

“Well, wait,” said Bunny, “until I find out just how overweight I’m going to be. I have a feeling my friend Vernon Roscoe will do what he can to keep me fit. He knows that whatever I get will just end up causing him trouble.”

“My gosh!” said Dan. “Have you seen the things we’ve been sending out about Roscoe’s foreign concessions, and what the state department is doing to make him rich? That story would beat the Sunnyside lease, if we could get the Senate to investigate it!”

“Wow!” said Dan. “Have you seen what we’ve been putting out about Roscoe’s foreign deals and how the state department is helping him get rich? That story would top the Sunnyside lease, if we could get the Senate to look into it!”

II

Chicago, and more messages for Bunny. He had cabled Dad’s secretary to ascertain if there was any will among Dad’s papers. The secretary replied that nothing had been found, and neither the widow nor the daughter knew of such document. They were proceeding to Paris after the funeral, and the secretary would cable if anything was found there.

Chicago, and more messages for Bunny. He had wired Dad’s secretary to check if there was a will among Dad’s papers. The secretary responded that nothing had been found, and neither the widow nor the daughter knew of any such document. They were heading to Paris after the funeral, and the secretary would wire if anything was found there.

So then to Angel City, and more cablegrams; the secretary advised that no will was among Mr. Ross’s papers in Paris, and Bertie cabled, “I believe that infamous woman has destroyed will. Have you anything in Dad’s writing or hers.” From which Bunny made note that death-bed repentances do not last very long—at least not when it’s another person’s death-bed! Bunny had nothing from Dad, except the order for the Ross stock, and that wouldn’t bring much satisfaction to Bertie. He cabled to Alyse, at her Paris hotel, reminding her that his father had stated the terms of their marriage to be that she was to receive one million dollars from the estate, and no more, and asking her to confirm that agreement. The reply which he received was from a firm of American lawyers in Paris, advising him on behalf of their client, Mrs. Alyse Huntington Forsythe Olivier Ross, that she knew of no such agreement as he had mentioned in his cablegram, and that she would claim her full rights in the estate. Bunny smiled grimly as he read. A clash between Spiritualism and Socialism!

So then to Angel City, and more cablegrams; the secretary said there was no will among Mr. Ross’s papers in Paris, and Bertie cabled, “I think that awful woman has destroyed the will. Do you have anything in Dad’s handwriting or hers?” From this, Bunny noted that deathbed regrets don’t last very long—at least not when it’s someone else's deathbed! Bunny had nothing from Dad, except the order for the Ross stock, and that wouldn’t satisfy Bertie. He cabled Alyse at her hotel in Paris, reminding her that his father had said the terms of their marriage were that she would receive one million dollars from the estate, and no more, asking her to confirm that agreement. The reply he received was from a law firm in Paris, advising him on behalf of their client, Mrs. Alyse Huntington Forsythe Olivier Ross, that she was not aware of any such agreement as he mentioned in his cablegram, and that she would claim her full rights in the estate. Bunny smirked grimly as he read. A clash between Spiritualism and Socialism!

Also a clash between Capitalism and Socialism! Bunny went to call on his father’s partner, at the office, where both could speak frankly; and they did. Verne’s first statement was a knockout—Bunny’s father had been mistaken in thinking that he had any Ross Consolidated Class B stock, and therefore his order upon Verne was worthless. All those street certificates had been sold some time ago at Dad’s order; Dad’s memory had evidently been failing since his illness—or perhaps he had not been watching his affairs since taking up with Spiritualism. His business was in a bad way. In the first place, the Ross Consolidated Operating Company, which had been Dad’s choicest holding, was practically bankrupt. Verne had that day been notified by the fire insurance companies involved that they would not pay the claims, because they had evidence that the fires had been of incendiary origin; they didn’t quite say it in plain English, but they implied that Verne or his agents had started the fires, because the company had an oversupply of oil and was caught with a failing market.

Also, there was a clash between Capitalism and Socialism! Bunny went to visit his father's partner at the office, where they could speak openly; and they did. Verne's first statement hit hard—Bunny's father was wrong in thinking he had any Ross Consolidated Class B stock, so his order to Verne was useless. All those street certificates had been sold a while back on Dad’s orders; clearly, Dad’s memory had been slipping since his illness—or maybe he hadn’t been paying attention to his business since getting into Spiritualism. His business was struggling. First off, the Ross Consolidated Operating Company, which had been Dad’s top investment, was basically bankrupt. That day, Verne had been informed by the fire insurance companies that they wouldn’t pay the claims because they had evidence that the fires were set intentionally; they didn’t say it outright, but they suggested that Verne or his agents had started the fires because the company had too much oil and was stuck in a declining market.

“Good God!” said Bunny. “What’s that, a bluff?”

“Good God!” said Bunny. “What’s that, a bluff?”

“No,” said Verne, “that’s a scheme of Mark Eisenberg, who runs the banking business in this city for the Big Five, to knock one of the independents out. They’ll tie us up in the courts for Christ knows how many years. Ross Operating won’t have the cash to develop that burned over field, and if it has to assess its stockholders for the money, your father’s estate won’t be able to finance its share without help. The Lobos River wells are played out, and the Prospect Hill field is filling with water. Of course your father’s got shares in my foreign undertakings, but none of them will realize anything for a long time; so it looks as if you’ll have to sell them out.”

“No,” Verne said, “that’s a plan by Mark Eisenberg, who runs the banking business in this city for the Big Five, to knock out one of the independents. They’ll drag us through the courts for who knows how many years. Ross Operating won’t have the cash to develop that scorched field, and if it has to ask its shareholders for the money, your father’s estate won’t be able to cover its share without assistance. The Lobos River wells are tapped out, and the Prospect Hill field is filling with water. Sure, your father holds shares in my foreign projects, but none of them will make any money for a long time; so it seems like you’ll have to sell them.”

“Who is to handle all this?”

“Who is going to take care of all this?”

“Here’s a copy of Jim’s will—you can take it home and study it at your leisure. The executors are you and me and Fred Orpan, and you and Bertie are to divide the estate. Of course that’s been knocked out by his marriage; unless he’s made another will, the widow gets one-half, and you and Bertie a quarter. I promised your father I’d do the executor’s work, so I suppose it’s up to me. Let me say this right away—that Paradise field bears your name, and if you want to take it over and run it, I won’t stand in your way. You can sell some of your other holdings and buy me out at the market price and run the business for yourself. Do you want to be an oil man?”

“Here's a copy of Jim’s will—you can take it home and look it over whenever you want. The executors are you, me, and Fred Orpan, and you and Bertie will split the estate. Of course, that's changed because of his marriage; unless he made a new will, the widow gets half, and you and Bertie get a quarter. I promised your father I’d handle the executor duties, so I guess it's on me. Let me say this right off—the Paradise field is in your name, and if you want to take it over and manage it, I won't stop you. You can sell some of your other properties, buy me out at market price, and run the business on your own. Do you want to be an oil man?”

“No,” said Bunny, promptly. “I do not.”

“No,” Bunny replied quickly. “I don’t.”

“Well, then, I’ll have to buy out your father’s stock; because the company is bankrupt, and I won’t carry it unless I have control. You and me couldn’t work together, Jim Junior—your ideals are too high.” Verne laughed—but without his usual jollity. “If I hadn’t promised your old man to do this job, I’d like to dump Ross Operating onto you and let it go bankrupt on your hands, and see what you’d do. You didn’t agree with your father about business men controlling the courts. Well, by Jees, you just be an upright public-spirited young citizen, and let the courts appoint a receiver for Ross Operating, without any bribery or undue influence of any sort—not pulling any political wires or making any threats or improper promises—and see how much you’d have left of the eight or ten millions, or whatever will be collected from the insurance companies a few years from now!”

"Well, then, I’ll have to buy out your dad’s stock because the company's bankrupt, and I won’t take it on unless I have control. You and I couldn’t work together, Jim Junior—your ideals are too lofty." Verne laughed, but not with his usual cheer. "If I hadn’t promised your old man to do this job, I’d love to hand Ross Operating off to you and let it go bankrupt on your watch, just to see what you'd do. You didn’t agree with your dad about business people controlling the courts. Well, by gosh, just be a decent, public-spirited young citizen, and let the courts appoint a receiver for Ross Operating, without any bribery or undue influence—don’t pull any political strings or make any threats or improper promises—and see how much you’d have left of the eight or ten million, or whatever will be collected from the insurance companies a few years from now!"

III

From these ugly problems Bunny had a refuge—his little paper. He had arrived on a Sunday, and Rachel had met him at the train, with a dozen of the Ypsels, their faces shining. There was a cheer at sight of him—just as if he had been a moving picture star! There were handshakes all round—he and Rachel had several extra shakes, they were so glad to be together. The young people knew that Bunny would be sad over his father’s death, and possibly also the burning of his oil field; so they crowded round, and told him all the news at once, and Rachel produced the proofs of a new issue of “The Young Student,” also last week’s issue, and several others that he might not have received.

From these troubling issues, Bunny found solace in his little newspaper. He had arrived on a Sunday, and Rachel welcomed him at the train station, accompanied by a crowd of the Ypsels, all beaming with excitement. There was an enthusiastic cheer when they spotted him—just like seeing a movie star! Everyone shook hands—Bunny and Rachel shared a few extra shakes because they were so happy to be together. The young crowd knew Bunny would be upset about his father's death and possibly the loss of his oil field, so they gathered around him, sharing all the news at once. Rachel also brought out the proofs of a new issue of “The Young Student,” as well as last week’s issue and several others he might not have received.

The little office was home—the only home Bunny had, because the mansion his father had rented had been subleased, and their personal belongings put in storage before Aunt Emma came to Europe. The office was only one room, but quite impressive with files and records accumulating; they had a subscription list of over six thousand now, and were printing eight thousand this week. But Rachel still had only one assistant—the Ypsels did the wrapping and addressing, evenings and Saturdays and Sundays. They hadn’t got mobbed or arrested any more; the Socialists were supporting LaFollette for president, and that gave them the right to be let alone for a while.

The small office was home—Bunny's only home—because the mansion his dad had rented was subleased, and all their personal belongings were in storage before Aunt Emma went to Europe. The office was just one room, but it was quite impressive, filled with files and records piling up; they had over six thousand names on their subscription list now and were printing eight thousand this week. But Rachel still had only one assistant—the Ypsels handled the wrapping and addressing in the evenings and on Saturdays and Sundays. They hadn't been mobbed or arrested anymore; the Socialists were backing LaFollette for president, which gave them the right to be left alone for a while.

And then Ruth. Bunny went to call on her, in the same little cottage. Paul had not got home yet; he had stopped in Chicago for a party conference, and now was coming by way of the northwest, speaking every night. He was having good meetings, because of the prominence his arrests had given him. The story of his expulsion from France had been in the papers all over the country, and Ruth showed Bunny letters telling about this and other adventures with police and spies. Ruth had made Paul promise to write her a post-card every single day; and when she didn’t get one, then right away she began to imagine him in some police dungeon, getting the third degree.

And then there was Ruth. Bunny went to visit her in the same little cottage. Paul hadn’t returned yet; he had stopped in Chicago for a party conference and was now traveling through the northwest, speaking every night. He was having great meetings because his arrests had brought him a lot of attention. The story of his expulsion from France had been in the news all over the country, and Ruth showed Bunny letters about this and other encounters with police and spies. Ruth had made Paul promise to send her a postcard every single day; and when she didn’t receive one, she immediately started imagining him in some police dungeon, being interrogated.

Bunny watched her face as she talked. Her words were cheerful—she was a graduate nurse now, and able to earn good money, and save some if Paul should be in need. But she was pale, and her face was strained. There were Communist papers and magazines on the table, and Bunny could see at a glance what was happening. These papers came for Paul; and Ruth, sitting here alone many and many an evening, had read them, looking for news about her brother; so she had absorbed all the horrors about the torturing and maiming and shooting of political prisoners, and it had been exactly as if Paul had been in battle.

Bunny watched her face as she spoke. Her words were cheerful—she was now a graduate nurse, able to earn good money and save some in case Paul needed it. But she looked pale, and her face was tense. There were Communist papers and magazines on the table, and Bunny could see right away what was going on. These papers were sent to Paul; and Ruth, sitting here alone many nights, had read them, searching for news about her brother, so she had taken in all the horrors of torturing, maiming, and shooting of political prisoners, as if Paul had been in combat.

Ruth hadn’t what you would call a theoretical mind; you never heard her talk about party tactics and political developments and things like that. She was instinctive, yet with class-consciousness all the more intense and passionate for that. She had been through two strikes, and the things she had seen with her own eyes had been all the lessons in economics she would ever need. She knew that the workers in big industry are wage-slaves, fighting for their very lives. And this war was not like capitalist wars—this one had to be, because the masters made it. But even thus believing in Paul’s work, Ruth could not help being in a tension of anxiety.

Ruth didn’t have what you would call a theoretical mind; you never heard her discuss party tactics or political developments or anything like that. She relied on her instincts, but her class consciousness was even more intense and passionate because of it. She had experienced two strikes, and the things she witnessed firsthand had been all the economics lessons she would ever need. She understood that the workers in large industries are wage slaves, struggling for their very survival. And this war was not like capitalist wars—this one had to be, because the bosses created it. But even while believing in Paul’s work, Ruth couldn’t help but feel a constant tension of anxiety.

Also—a strange and perplexing thing—Ruth was angry with Rachel and “The Young Student”! It appeared that the Socialists had been getting up meetings all over the country for a so-called Social-revolutionary from Russia, a lecturer who made the imprisonment of his partisans in Russia the pretext for attacks on the Soviet Government. The Social-revolutionaries were the people who had tried to assassinate Lenin, and who had taken the money of capitalist governments to stir up civil war inside Russia. How could Bunny’s paper give support to them?

Also—a strange and confusing thing—Ruth was mad at Rachel and “The Young Student”! It seemed that the Socialists had been organizing meetings all over the country for a so-called Social-revolutionary from Russia, a speaker who used the imprisonment of his supporters in Russia as an excuse to attack the Soviet Government. The Social-revolutionaries were the ones who had tried to assassinate Lenin and had taken money from capitalist governments to incite civil war in Russia. How could Bunny’s paper support them?

Bunny went back to Rachel and the Ypsels, who declared that this man was a Socialist, opposing the partisans of violence; the Communists had come to the meeting and tried to howl him down, and there had been almost a fight. So here was poor Bunny, facing with dismay the same internal warfare in the movement, which had so distressed him in Paris and Berlin and Vienna! He had been so profoundly impressed by Paul and his account of Russia, but he found that Rachel had not moved an inch from her position. She would defend the right of the Russians to work out their own destiny, she would defend their right to be heard in America—even though they would not defend her right. But she would have nothing to do with the Third International, and no talk about dictatorships—unless it was her own dictatorship, that was going to see to it that “The Young Student” didn’t give the post-office authorities or the district attorney’s office any pretext for a raid! No, they were going to stand for a democratic solution of the social problem; and Bunny, as usual, was going to be bossed by a woman!

Bunny went back to Rachel and the Ypsels, who announced that this man was a Socialist, against the supporters of violence; the Communists had shown up at the meeting and tried to drown him out, and there had nearly been a brawl. So here was poor Bunny, filled with dread over the same internal conflict in the movement that had troubled him in Paris, Berlin, and Vienna! He had been deeply moved by Paul and his account of Russia, but he found that Rachel hadn’t budged from her stance. She would defend the Russians’ right to determine their own future, she would defend their right to be heard in America—even if they wouldn’t defend hers. But she wanted nothing to do with the Third International, and no talk of dictatorships—unless it was her own dictatorship that would make sure “The Young Student” didn’t give the post-office authorities or the district attorney’s office any reason for a raid! No, they were going to advocate for a democratic solution to the social problem; and Bunny, as usual, was going to be bossed by a woman!

It was a curious thing—the nature of women! They seemed so gentle and impressionable; but it was the pliability of rubber, or of water—that comes right back the way it was before! From the very first—look at Eunice Hoyt, so set upon having her own way! And even little Rosie Taintor—if he had married her, he would have discovered that she had a fixed religious conviction as to the proper style of window-curtains, and how often they had to be laundered! And Vee Tracy, who had given up her happiness—she would not be happy with a Roumanian prince, Bunny knew. And Ruth and Grandma, in the matter of the war! And Bertie, so hell-bent upon getting into fashionable society, in spite of having been born a mule-driver’s daughter! And now here was Rachel Menzies, and Bunny knew exactly the situation—it would break her heart to give up the little paper, she had adopted it with the passion of a mother for a child; but she would walk out of the office in a moment, if ever Bunny should fall victim to the Communist process of “boring from within.”

It was a strange thing—the nature of women! They seemed so gentle and impressionable; but they were as flexible as rubber or water—that bounce right back to how they were before! From the very beginning—look at Eunice Hoyt, so determined to have her own way! And even little Rosie Taintor—if he had married her, he would have realized that she had a strong belief about the right style of window curtains and how often they needed to be washed! And Vee Tracy, who had sacrificed her happiness—she wouldn't be happy even with a Romanian prince, Bunny knew. And then there were Ruth and Grandma, and their thoughts on the war! And Bertie, so eager to get into high society, even though she was born the daughter of a mule driver! And now here was Rachel Menzies, and Bunny understood the situation perfectly—it would crush her to give up the little paper, she had taken it on with the love of a mother for her child; but she would leave the office in an instant if Bunny ever fell victim to the Communist method of “boring from within.”

IV

Bertie arrived in Angel City a week behind her brother, and afforded him still more evidence of the unchangeable nature of femininity. Bertie had come to get her share of the estate, and she went after it with the single-mindedness of a rabbit-hound. Bertie knew a lawyer—her kind of lawyer, another rabbit-hound—and she saw him the day of her arrival; and then Bunny must come to this lawyer’s office, and with the help of Bertie and a stenographer have the insides of his mind turned out and recorded: exactly what Dad had said about his arrangements with Mrs. Alyse Huntington Forsythe Olivier—Dad hadn’t said a word about it to Bertie, alas, nor to anyone else; he had made a will, of course, and that infamous woman had destroyed it—Bertie knew that with the certainty of God.

Bertie arrived in Angel City a week after her brother and gave him even more proof of the unchanging nature of femininity. Bertie came to claim her part of the estate, going after it with the determination of a hunting dog. She knew a lawyer—her type of lawyer, a fellow hunting dog—and met with him the day she arrived. Then Bunny had to come to the lawyer’s office, and with the help of Bertie and a stenographer, they needed to get all the details out of his mind and documented: exactly what Dad had said about his arrangements with Mrs. Alyse Huntington Forsythe Olivier. Dad hadn’t mentioned anything about it to Bertie, unfortunately, nor to anyone else; he had made a will, of course, and that awful woman had destroyed it—Bertie was certain of that.

And then, everything else about Dad’s affairs that Bunny could recall; where he had kept his money and his papers, what secret hiding-place for stocks and bonds he may have had, what he had spent, so far as Bunny could guess, who had been in his confidence. And then the statements which Vernon Roscoe rendered; and all the files of Dad’s correspondence with Verne; and the trusted young executives—Bolling and Heimann and Simmons and the rest; and the bankers and their clerks; and Dad’s secretary whom Bertie had brought back from Paris with her—a veritable mountain of detail, and Bunny was required to attend all the sessions, and be just as much a rabbit-hound as the rest. He told himself that it was his duty to the movement, which so badly needed the aid of a “fat angel”!

And then, everything Bunny could remember about Dad's business; where he kept his money and documents, what secret stash he might have for stocks and bonds, what he had spent as far as Bunny could tell, and who was in on his secrets. Then there were the statements from Vernon Roscoe, and all of Dad's emails with Verne, along with the trusted young executives—Bolling, Heimann, Simmons, and the others; the bankers and their assistants; and Dad's secretary, whom Bertie had brought back from Paris with her—a whole mountain of details, and Bunny was expected to attend all the meetings and work just as hard as everyone else. He reminded himself that it was his duty to the cause, which really needed the support of a “fat angel”!

Right at the outset, there was one bitter pill that Bertie had to swallow. Her lawyer advised her that there was no chance of depriving Mrs. Alyse Ross of her half of the estate. Bunny’s testimony was worth, in law, precisely nothing; and so, unless there should be found another will, they must accept the inevitable, and combine with the widow to get as much as possible out of Vernon Roscoe. Mrs. Ross’s Paris lawyers had named some very high priced lawyers in Angel City as their representatives, and Bertie had to swallow her rage and admit these men to their counsels.

Right from the start, Bertie faced a tough reality. Her lawyer informed her that there was no way to take away Mrs. Alyse Ross’s half of the estate. Bunny's testimony held no legal value; therefore, unless another will turned up, they had to accept the situation and work with the widow to get as much as they could from Vernon Roscoe. Mrs. Ross's Paris lawyers had chosen some incredibly expensive lawyers in Angel City to represent them, and Bertie had to stifle her anger and allow these men to join their discussions.

There were troubles enough to need the very highest-priced lawyers. Accountants were put to work on the books of J. Arnold Ross, and on the statements rendered by his partner, and in a few days there began to emerge out of the tangle one colossal fact: over and above all the money that Dad had put into new business ventures with Verne and others, above all the cash which he had handled through his bank, there was more than ten million dollars’ worth of stocks and bonds which had disappeared without a trace. Verne declared that these securities had been taken by Dad, and used by him for purposes unknown; and Bertie declared that was idiocy, and that Vernon Roscoe was the biggest thief in all history. Having access to Dad’s safe deposit box, he had simply helped himself to the contents. And with rage Bertie turned upon her brother, asserting that he was to blame—Verne knew that Bunny would use his money to try to overturn society, and so it was only common sense to keep him down.

There were enough problems to require the most expensive lawyers. Accountants were hired to examine the finances of J. Arnold Ross and the statements provided by his partner, and within a few days, one huge fact began to emerge from the chaos: in addition to all the money Dad had invested in new business ventures with Verne and others, and all the cash he had handled through his bank, there were over ten million dollars' worth of stocks and bonds that had vanished without a trace. Verne claimed that Dad had taken these securities and used them for unknown reasons, while Bertie insisted that was nonsense and that Vernon Roscoe was the biggest thief in history. With access to Dad’s safe deposit box, he had simply helped himself to the contents. In anger, Bertie confronted her brother, insisting that he was to blame—Verne knew that Bunny would use his money to try to challenge society, so it was only common sense to keep him in check.

Nor could Bunny deny that this sounded reasonable. It was easy to imagine Verne saying to himself that Bunny was a social danger, and Bertie a social waster, and the widow a poor half-wit, while he, Verne, was a capable business man, who would use those securities for the proper purpose—to bring more oil out of the ground. Learning of Dad’s death, Verne had quietly transferred the securities from Dad’s strong box to his own, before the state inheritance tax commissioner came along to make his records! Verne wouldn’t consider that stealing, but simply common sense—the same as taking the naval reserves away from a government which hadn’t intelligence enough to develop them.

Nor could Bunny deny that this sounded reasonable. It was easy to picture Verne telling himself that Bunny was a social risk, Bertie was a social waste, and the widow was a clueless half-wit, while he, Verne, was a capable businessman who would use those securities for their intended purpose—to extract more oil from the ground. After learning of Dad’s death, Verne had quietly moved the securities from Dad’s safe to his own before the state inheritance tax commissioner showed up to review his records! Verne wouldn’t see it as stealing, but rather as just common sense—the same as taking the naval reserves from a government that didn’t have the intelligence to develop them.

Now Bertie wanted to start a law-suit against her father’s partner, and put him on the stand and make him tell everything about his affairs; and Bunny, with the help of the lawyers, had to argue with her, and bear the brunt of her rage. So far, Verne had been careful to put nothing into writing; and when he took the stand, he would have a story fixed up to leave them helpless. He could say that Dad had given him the securities, and how could they disprove it? He could say that Dad had taken the securities, unknown to his partner, and lost the money on the stock market—how could they disprove that? Even if they traced the sales of Dad’s securities through Verne’s brokers, they would gain nothing, because Verne could say that he had turned over the money to Dad, or that he had been authorized to invest it, and had lost it—a hundred different tales he could invent! “Then we’ve simply got to take what that scoundrel allows us!” cried Bertie; and the lawyers agreed that was the situation. Being themselves on a percentage basis, their advice was sincere!

Now Bertie wanted to sue her father’s partner, intending to put him on the witness stand and force him to reveal everything about his dealings. Bunny, with the lawyers' help, had to argue with her and take the brunt of her anger. So far, Verne had been careful not to put anything in writing. When he testified, he would have a story ready that would leave them defenseless. He could claim that Dad gave him the securities, and how could they prove otherwise? He could say that Dad took the securities without his partner knowing and lost the money in the stock market—how could they disprove that? Even if they followed the sales of Dad’s securities through Verne’s brokers, it wouldn't help, because Verne could claim he had given the money to Dad or that he had been authorized to invest it and lost it—he could come up with a hundred different stories! “Then we just have to accept whatever that scoundrel gives us!” shouted Bertie, and the lawyers agreed that was the situation. Being paid on a percentage basis, their advice was genuine!

Then an incident that multiplied the bitterness between Bertie and her brother. Bunny went to the storage warehouse where his belongings had been put away, and in an atlas that his father had occasionally consulted he came upon five liberty bonds for ten thousand dollars each. It was some money Dad had been keeping handy—possibly to bribe the officers in case he should be caught; anyhow, here it was, and Bunny would have been free to consider it a part of the million which Dad had tried to give him in Paris. But he haughtily decided that he would not join in plundering the estate; he would turn the bonds in, to be counted as part of the assets.

Then an incident happened that increased the tension between Bertie and her brother. Bunny went to the storage warehouse where his things were kept, and in an atlas that his dad had sometimes used, he found five liberty bonds worth ten thousand dollars each. It was some cash Dad had been keeping around—maybe to bribe the officers if he got caught; anyway, here it was, and Bunny could have easily seen it as part of the million that Dad had tried to give him in Paris. But he arrogantly decided that he wouldn’t take part in raiding the estate; he would turn in the bonds to be counted as part of the assets.

But he made the mistake of telling Bertie about it—and oh, what a riot! The imbecile, to make Alyse and her lawyers a present of twenty-five thousand dollars! Instead of quietly dividing with his sister, and holding his mouth! That twenty-five thousand became to Bertie a thing of more importance than all the millions that Verne had got away with; these bonds were something tangible—or almost tangible—until Bunny took them out of her reach, and made them a present to those greedy vultures! And right when both of them needed cash, and were having to go to one of their father’s bankers to borrow money on the basis of their claims to the estate.

But he messed up by telling Bertie about it—and wow, what a scene! What a fool to give Alyse and her lawyers twenty-five thousand dollars! Instead of quietly sharing with his sister and keeping his mouth shut! That twenty-five thousand became way more important to Bertie than all the millions Verne had gotten away with; those bonds were something real—or almost real—until Bunny took them away and gave them to those greedy vultures! And right when both of them needed cash and had to go to one of their father's bankers to borrow money based on their claims to the estate.

Bertie raved and stormed, and Bunny, to get it over with, took the bonds to the bank and turned them in; and after that Bertie never forgave him, she would mention his imbecility every time they were alone. She was making herself ill with all this hatred and fuming; she would sit up half the night poring over figures, and then she couldn’t sleep for excitement. Like all young society ladies, she set much store by the freshness of her skin and its freedom from wrinkles; but now she was throwing away her charms, and making herself pale and haggard. In after years she would be going to beauty specialists and having the corners of her mouth lifted, and the skin of her face treated with chemicals and peeled off—because now she could not control her fury of disappointment, that she was to get only a paltry one or two million, instead of the glorious ten or fifteen million she had been confident of some day possessing.

Bertie fumed and raged, and Bunny, wanting to get it over with, took the bonds to the bank and cashed them in; after that, Bertie never let him forget it, always bringing up his stupidity whenever they were alone. She was making herself sick with all this anger and frustration; she would stay up half the night going over numbers, and then she couldn’t sleep because of the excitement. Like all young socialites, she valued the freshness of her skin and its smoothness; but now she was throwing away her beauty and making herself look pale and worn out. In the years to come, she would start seeing beauty specialists and getting lip lifts and chemical treatments for her skin—because she couldn’t control her overwhelming disappointment that she was only going to get a measly one or two million, instead of the glorious ten or fifteen million she had always believed she would have one day.

V

Rachel had published a brief article about Bunny’s return from abroad, quoting him as saying that he intended to use his inheritance for the benefit of the movement. And this statement had attracted the attention of a bright young newspaper woman, who had written a facetious article:

Rachel had written a short article about Bunny’s return from overseas, mentioning that he planned to use his inheritance to support the movement. This statement caught the interest of a clever young reporter, who wrote a humorous article:

MILLIONAIRE RED TO SAVE SOCIETY

MILLIONAIRE RED WILL SAVE SOCIETY

And now it appeared that there were a great many people who had ideas as to how to save society, and they all wanted to see Bunny, and waited for him in the lobby of his hotel. One had a sure cure for cancer, and another a perpetual motion machine actually working; one wanted to raise bullfrogs for their legs, and another to raise skunks for their skins. There were dozens who wanted to prevent the next war, and several who wanted to start colonies; there were many with different ways of bringing about Socialism, and several great poets and philosophers with manuscripts, and one to whom God had revealed Himself—the bearer of this message was six-feet-four and broad in proportion, and he towered over Bunny and whispered in an awe-stricken voice that the Words which God had spoken had been set down and locked in a safe, and no human eye ever had beheld them, or ever would. Several others wrote that they were not able to call because they were unjustly confined to asylums, but if Bunny would get them out they would deliver their messages to the world through him.

And now it looked like there were a lot of people with ideas on how to save society, and they all wanted to see Bunny, waiting for him in the lobby of his hotel. One claimed to have a guaranteed cure for cancer, while another had an actual working perpetual motion machine; one wanted to raise bullfrogs for their legs, and another aimed to farm skunks for their fur. There were dozens trying to prevent the next war, and several looking to start colonies; many had various plans for bringing about Socialism, along with a few notable poets and philosophers with their manuscripts. One person, who said God had revealed Himself to him, was six-foot-four and broad, towering over Bunny as he whispered in awe that the Words spoken by God had been written down and locked in a safe, unseen by any human eye, and never would be. Several others mentioned they couldn’t visit because they were wrongfully confined to asylums, but if Bunny could get them out, they would share their messages with the world through him.

There was one more “nut,” and his name was J. Arnold Ross—no longer “junior.” He had a plan, which he had been turning over and over in his mind; and now he gathered his friends to get their reaction. Old Chaim Menzies, who had been a long time in the movement, and watched most of its mistakes; Chaim was working in a clothing shop, as usual, and giving his spare time to getting up meetings. And Jacob Menzies, the pale student—Jacob had got a job teaching school for a year, but then he had been found out, and now was selling insurance. And Harry Seager, who was growing walnuts, and escaping the boycotts. And Peter Nagle, who was helping his father run a union plumbing business in an open shop city, and spending his earnings on a four-page tabloid monthly ridiculing God. And Gregor Nikolaieff, who had done his Socialist duty working for a year in a lumber camp, and was now assistant to an X-ray operator in a hospital. And Dan Irving, who had come from Washington at Bunny’s expense—these six people sat down with Rachel and Bunny at a dinner party in a private dining-room, to discuss how to save society with a million dollars.

There was one more “nut,” and his name was J. Arnold Ross—no longer “junior.” He had a plan that he had been thinking about for a while, and now he gathered his friends to see what they thought. Old Chaim Menzies, who had been in the movement for a long time and had seen most of its mistakes; Chaim was working in a clothing store, as usual, and using his free time to organize meetings. And Jacob Menzies, the pale student—Jacob had gotten a job teaching school for a year, but then he got caught, and now he was selling insurance. And Harry Seager, who was growing walnuts and avoiding the boycotts. And Peter Nagle, who was helping his dad run a union plumbing business in a city with an open shop, and spending his earnings on a four-page tabloid each month that mocked God. And Gregor Nikolaieff, who had done his Socialist duty by working for a year in a lumber camp and was now an assistant to an X-ray operator in a hospital. And Dan Irving, who had come from Washington at Bunny’s expense—these six people sat down with Rachel and Bunny at a dinner party in a private dining room to discuss how to save society with a million dollars.

Bunny explained with becoming modesty that he was not putting forth his plan as the best of all possible plans, but merely as the best for him. He wasn’t going to evade the issue by giving his money away, putting off the job on other people; he had learned this much from Dad, that money by itself is nothing, to accomplish anything takes money plus management. Moreover, Bunny himself wanted something to do; he was tired of just looking on, and talking. He had thought for a long time about a big paper, but he had no knowledge of journalism, and would only be a blunderer. The one thing he did know was young people; he had been to college, and knew what a college ought to be, and wasn’t.

Bunny explained with modesty that he wasn't presenting his plan as the best option overall, but just the best for him. He wasn't going to avoid the issue by giving away his money or passing the responsibility to others; he had learned from Dad that money alone means nothing—achieving anything requires both money and management. Additionally, Bunny wanted something to do; he was tired of just observing and talking. He had thought for a long time about starting a major publication, but he had no background in journalism and would probably just make mistakes. The one thing he did know was young people; he had been to college and understood what a college should be, and what it wasn't.

“What we’re doing—Rachel and Jacob and the rest of us Ypsels—is trying to work on young minds; but the trouble is, we only get them a few hours in the week, and the things that count for most in their lives are the enemy’s—I mean the schools, the job, the movies—everything. So I want to get some students together for a complete life, twenty-four hours a day; and see if we can’t build a Socialist discipline, a personal life, with service to the cause as its goal. Rachel will agree with me in this—I don’t know if anyone else will—I think one reason the movement suffers is that we haven’t made the new moral standards that we need. Our own members, many of them, are personally weak; the women have to have silk stockings and look like the bourgeoisie, and their idea of freedom is to adopt the bad habits of the men. If the movement really meant enough to Socialists, they wouldn’t have to spend money for tobacco, and booze, and imitation finery.”

“What we're doing—Rachel, Jacob, and the rest of us Ypsels—is trying to work on young minds. The problem is, we only get them a few hours a week, and what really matters in their lives comes from the enemy—I mean the schools, the jobs, the movies—everything around them. So, I want to gather some students for a complete life, twenty-four hours a day, and see if we can build a Socialist discipline and a personal life with service to the cause as the goal. Rachel will agree with me on this—I don’t know if anyone else will—I think one reason the movement struggles is that we haven’t established the new moral standards we need. Many of our own members are personally weak; the women want to wear silk stockings and look like the bourgeoisie, and their idea of freedom is to adopt the bad habits of the men. If the movement truly mattered to Socialists, they wouldn’t be spending money on tobacco, booze, and imitation luxury.”

“Dat let’s me out!” said old Chaim Menzies, who had already lighted his ten-cent cigar.

“That's my way out!” said old Chaim Menzies, who had already lit his ten-cent cigar.

The substance of what Bunny wanted was a labor college on a tract of land somewhere out in the country; but instead of spending his million on steel and concrete, he wanted to begin in tents, and have all the buildings put up by the labor of the students and teachers. Everybody on the place was to have four hours’ manual labor and four of class work daily; and they were all to wear khaki, and have no fashionable society. Bunny had the idea of going out among the colleges and high schools, and talking to little groups of students, and here and there seducing one away from football and fraternities to a new dedication. Also the labor unions would be invited to select promising young men and women. It was a thing that should grow fast, and take little money, because, with the exception of building materials, everything could be produced on the place; they would have a farm, and a school of domestic arts—in short, teach all the necessary trades, and provide four hours’ honest work of some sort for all students who wanted to come.

Bunny's main goal was to create a labor college on a piece of land out in the countryside. Instead of investing his million in steel and concrete, he wanted to start with tents and have all the buildings constructed by the students and teachers themselves. Everyone on the campus would do four hours of manual labor and four hours of classwork each day, and they would all wear khaki, avoiding any kind of high-society fashion. Bunny envisioned traveling to colleges and high schools to engage small groups of students and encouraging some of them to leave behind football and fraternities for this new purpose. Labor unions would also be invited to identify promising young men and women. This project was meant to grow quickly and require little funding since, aside from building materials, everything could be produced on-site; there would be a farm and a domestic arts school—essentially teaching all the necessary trades and providing four hours of meaningful work for all students who wanted to attend.

VI

What did they think about it? Chaim Menzies was, as always, the first to speak. Perhaps his feelings had been hurt by the reference to tobacco; anyhow, he said it looked to him like it vas anodder colony; you didn’t change a colony by calling it a college, and a colony vas de vorst trap you could set for de movement. “You git people to go off and live by demselves, different from de rest of de vorkers, and vedder dey are comfortable or vedder dey ain’t—and dey von’t be!—all de time dey are tinking about someting else but de class struggle out in de vorld.”

What did they think about it? Chaim Menzies was, as always, the first to speak. Maybe his feelings had been hurt by the mention of tobacco; anyway, he said it looked to him like it was another colony; you didn’t change a colony by just calling it a college, and a colony was the worst trap you could set for the movement. “You get people to go off and live by themselves, separate from the rest of the workers, and whether they are comfortable or whether they aren’t—and they won’t be!—all the time they are thinking about something else but the class struggle out in the world.”

“That’s quite true,” said Bunny. “But we shan’t be so far from the world, and the purpose of our training will be, not the colony, but the movement outside, and how to help it.”

"That’s true," said Bunny. "But we won’t be too far from the world, and the goal of our training will be, not the colony, but the movement outside, and how to support it."

“De people vot are going to help de movement has got to be in it every hour. You git dem out vun mont’ and dey are no good any more; dey have got some sort of graft den, someting easy, dey are no longer vorkers.”

“People who vote to support the movement need to be involved every hour. If you get them out for just one month, they become useless; they’ve found some easy way to make money, and they’re no longer workers.”

“But this isn’t going to be so easy, Comrade Chaim——”

“But this isn’t going to be so easy, Comrade Chaim—”

“Listen to him! He is going to git nice young college ladies and gentlemen to come and live lives dat vill not seem easy to de vorkers!”

“Listen to him! He’s going to get nice young college guys and gals to come and live lives that won’t seem easy to the workers!”

“You might as well admit it, Bunny,” put in Harry Seager. “You’ll have a nice polite place, with all the boys and girls wearing William Morris costumes. They’ll work earnestly for a while, but they’ll never be efficient, and if you really have any buildings put up, or any food raised, you’ll have regulation hard-fisted workingmen to do it. I know, because we’re picking walnuts now!”

“You might as well admit it, Bunny,” chimed in Harry Seager. “You’ll have a nice, polite place with all the guys and girls in William Morris outfits. They’ll try hard for a bit, but they’ll never be really efficient. If you actually get any buildings built or food grown, you’ll need legit, tough working-class people to handle it. I know because we’re picking walnuts right now!”

“I don’t want a polite place,” said Bunny. “I want a gymnasium where people train for the class struggle; and if we can’t have discipline any other way, how about this as part of the course—every student is pledged to go to jail for not less than thirty days.”

“I don’t want a polite place,” said Bunny. “I want a gym where people prepare for the class struggle; and if we can’t have discipline in any other way, how about this as part of the course—every student commits to going to jail for at least thirty days.”

“Attaboy!” cried Peter Nagle. “Now you’re talking!”

“Way to go!” shouted Peter Nagle. “Now you’re getting it!”

“Vot is he going to do—break de speed laws?” inquired Chaim, sarcastically.

“What's he going to do—break the speed limits?” Chaim asked sarcastically.

“He’s going into Angel City and picket in a strike. Or he’s going to hold Socialist meetings on street-corners until some cop picks him up. You don’t need me to tell you how to get arrested in the class struggle, Comrade Chaim.”

“He's going into Angel City to join the picket line in a strike. Or he's going to hold Socialist meetings on street corners until some cop arrests him. You don't need me to tell you how to get arrested in the class struggle, Comrade Chaim.”

“Yes, but he might run into some judge dat vould not understand de college regulation, and might give him six mont’s.”

“Yes, but he might run into a judge who wouldn’t understand the college regulations and could give him six months.”

“Well, that’s a chance we’ll have to take; the point is simply, no senior student is in good social standing until he or she has been in jail for at least thirty days in a class struggle case.”

“Well, that’s a risk we’ll have to take; the point is, no senior student is in good social standing until they have spent at least thirty days in jail for a class struggle case.”

“And the teachers?” demanded Gregor Nikolaieff.

“And the teachers?” asked Gregor Nikolaieff.

“Once every three years, or every five years for the teachers.”

“Once every three years, or every five years for the teachers.”

“And the founder! How often for the founder?” Peter clamored in glee; but Dan Irving said the founder would have to wait until he had got rid of his money.

“And the founder! How often for the founder?” Peter shouted with joy; but Dan Irving said the founder would have to wait until he got rid of his money.

They argued back and forth. Could you interest young people in the idea of self-discipline? Would your danger be in setting the standard too easy, so that you wouldn’t accomplish much, or in setting it too high, so that you wouldn’t have any students? Bunny, the young idealist, was for setting it high; and Harry Seager said that people would volunteer more quickly to die than they would to get along without tobacco. And he wanted to know, what were they going to do about the Communists. Harry was no politician any more, he was a social revolutionist, and only waiting for the day of action. Regardless of what Socialist party members might wish, they couldn’t keep Bolshevik students out of a college, and even if they did, the ideas would bust in.

They went back and forth. Could you get young people interested in self-discipline? Would the risk be setting the standard too low, so you wouldn't achieve much, or too high, so you'd have no students at all? Bunny, the young idealist, was for setting it high; and Harry Seager argued that people would be more willing to volunteer to die than to give up tobacco. He also wanted to know what they were going to do about the Communists. Harry wasn't a politician anymore; he was a social revolutionist, just waiting for the right moment to act. Regardless of what Socialist party members might hope, they couldn't keep Bolshevik students out of a college, and even if they could, those ideas would still find a way in.

Bunny answered by setting forth his ideal of the open mind. Why couldn’t the students do their own educating, and make their own decisions? Let the teachers give the information they were asked for: and then let the students thresh it out—every class-room an open forum, and no loyalty except to research and freedom? They were all willing to admit that there would be no use starting a sectarian institution, to advocate one set of doctrines and exclude the others. Also, it took a partisan of each doctrine to set it forth fairly. So then, here was Bunny pinning them down: “Chaim, would you be willing for Harry to explain his ideas to your class? Harry, would you give Chaim a chance to talk?” Bunny could see his own job—the arbitrator who kept these warring fractions out of each other’s hair!

Bunny responded by sharing his vision of an open mind. Why couldn’t the students educate themselves and make their own choices? Let the teachers provide the information they were asked for, and then let the students discuss it—every classroom an open forum, with loyalty only to research and freedom. They all agreed that starting a sectarian institution to promote one set of beliefs while excluding others would be pointless. Additionally, it took someone biased towards each belief to present it fairly. So here was Bunny holding them accountable: “Chaim, would you allow Harry to share his ideas with your class? Harry, would you give Chaim a chance to speak?” Bunny recognized his own role—as the mediator who kept these conflicting groups from clashing!

Then said Chaim, the skeptic, “I vant to know, vot are you going to do about sex?”

Then Chaim, the skeptic, said, “I want to know, what are you going to do about sex?”

Bunny admitted that this worried him. “I suppose we’ll have to conform to bourgeois standards.”

Bunny admitted that this worried him. “I guess we’ll have to follow the middle-class norms.”

“Oh, my God!” cried Peter Nagle. “Let the bourgeoisie begin!”

“Oh my God!” shouted Peter Nagle. “Let the bourgeoisie start!”

Jacob Menzies, the student, had just been reading a book about Ruskin, the old-time Socialist colony in Tennessee. It was the sex problem which had broken up that colony, he declared; and his father chimed in, “It vill break up any colony dat ever exists under capitalism! Dere is only vun vay you can make vun man live vit vun voman all his life, and dat is to shut dem up in a house togedder and never let dem out. But if you let dem get vit odder couples, den right avay vun man finds he vants some odder voman but de right vun.”

Jacob Menzies, the student, had just been reading a book about Ruskin, the old Socialist colony in Tennessee. He insisted that the sex problem had caused the colony's downfall, and his father added, “It will break up any colony that ever exists under capitalism! There's only one way to make a man stay with a woman for his whole life, and that's to lock them in a house together and never let them out. But if you let them interact with other couples, then right away a man finds he wants some other woman but not the right one.”

“But then,” said Dan Irving, “according to bourgeois standards, they get a divorce.”

“But then,” said Dan Irving, “by middle-class standards, they get a divorce.”

“Sure ting!” said Chaim. “But not in a Socialist colony! If dey vould do it in a colony, it vould be a free love nest, and you vould be on de front page of de papers, and de American Legion come and bust you in de snoot!”

“Sure thing!” said Chaim. “But not in a Socialist colony! If they did it in a colony, it would be a free love nest, and you’d be on the front page of the papers, and the American Legion would come and hit you in the face!”

VII

The upshot of the debate was that no one of them was sure the enterprise would be a success, but all the young ones were willing to pitch in and help, if Bunny was determined for a try. And Bunny said that he had already been looking about for a site, with good land and plenty of water, somewhere about fifty miles from Angel City; he was going to make a first payment on land as soon as he could get the cash, and meantime they would work out the details. He would give his own time for three years to getting the institution on its feet, and if it proved possible to develop the right discipline and morale, he would make the institution self-directing, and furnish whatever money could be used effectively. They would need teachers, organizers, and business managers, so there were jobs for all.

The conclusion of the debate was that none of them were confident the project would succeed, but all the young people were ready to help if Bunny was determined to give it a shot. Bunny mentioned that he had already been searching for a location with good land and plenty of water, about fifty miles from Angel City; he intended to make an initial payment on the land as soon as he could raise the cash, and in the meantime, they would figure out the details. He was planning to dedicate three years to getting the institution off the ground, and if it turned out to be feasible to establish the right discipline and culture, he would make the institution self-sustaining and provide whatever funds could be utilized effectively. They would need teachers, organizers, and business managers, so there were positions for everyone.

And meantime, Bunny must go back to the interviews with lawyers, to try to save as much as possible of the estate. It meant long wrangles with Bertie, for their affairs were in a snarl, and getting worse every day. Verne insisted that Ross Operating must have funds to meet its current expenses; and did they want him to assess the stock, and force the estate to raise the money, or did they want him to buy the lease to the Ross Junior tract, the only asset of Ross Operating, except the claims against the insurance companies? Verne could do what he pleased, because the directors of the concern were himself and his trusted young executives. He was proposing to form another concern, the Paradise Operating Company—with other trusted young executives as directors, and sell himself the lease, which had twenty years still to run, and was worth nobody could tell how many millions of dollars, for the sum of six hundred thousand!

And in the meantime, Bunny had to go back to the meetings with lawyers to try to save as much of the estate as possible. This meant long arguments with Bertie since their affairs were a mess and getting worse every day. Verne insisted that Ross Operating needed funds to cover its current expenses. Did they want him to evaluate the stock and force the estate to come up with the cash, or did they want him to buy the lease for the Ross Junior tract, which was the only asset of Ross Operating apart from the claims against the insurance companies? Verne could do whatever he wanted since he and his trusted young executives were the company's directors. He was planning to create another company, the Paradise Operating Company—this time with other trusted young executives as directors—and sell himself the lease, which still had twenty years left and was worth who knows how many millions of dollars, for just six hundred thousand!

All right then, said Verne, let the estate do better. Bertie took up the challenge, and exchanged long cables with her husband in Paris, and went out among her rich friends—to make the embarrassing discovery that people who have six hundred thousand dollars in cash do a lot of investigating before they spend it, and then want to hog the whole thing for themselves. Bertie spent much worry and hard work—and what made her most furious was that she couldn’t do it for herself alone, but had to do it for the whole estate, giving the incompetent Bunny and the infamous Alyse the benefit of her labors. She got a proposition; and then the lawyers of the infamous Alyse turned up with another proposition; and Bertie declared they were bigger thieves than Verne.

"Okay then," Verne said, "let's make the estate better." Bertie accepted the challenge and exchanged long messages with her husband in Paris. She also reached out to her wealthy friends, only to realize that people with six hundred thousand dollars in cash do a lot of research before spending it, and then want to keep it all for themselves. Bertie spent a lot of time worrying and hard at work—and what made her the angriest was that she couldn’t do it just for herself, but had to do it for the entire estate, giving the incompetent Bunny and the infamous Alyse the benefit of her efforts. She got a proposal; then Alyse's lawyers showed up with another proposal; and Bertie declared they were bigger thieves than Verne.

And then Ross Consolidated needed money, and Verne was going to assess that stock—meaning to drive the estate to the wall and plunder it of everything. Presently he made a proposition—there was the Roumanian oil venture, into which Dad had put a million and a quarter in cash. Verne offered to purchase this back for the same amount, and the necessary papers were prepared—the heirs all had to consent to the sale, and they did so, and then the court must approve the proposal. This meant delay, and meanwhile the estate was delinquent in the assessment on the Ross Consolidated stock, and this stock was to be sold out. The money from the Roumanian deal was to save it, but to the consternation of the lawyers, the court refused its consent to this deal. There were technical points involved—the court questioned the authority of Mrs. Alyse Ross’ lawyers, and demanded her personal signature, attested in France. In short, the estate couldn’t get the money in time for the sale, and it was Vernon Roscoe who bought the Ross Consolidated stock at a bargain.

And then Ross Consolidated needed money, and Verne was planning to evaluate that stock—meaning he intended to drive the estate into the ground and take everything from it. Soon, he made a proposal—there was the Romanian oil venture, into which Dad had invested one million two hundred fifty thousand dollars in cash. Verne offered to buy this back for the same amount, and the necessary paperwork was drawn up—the heirs all had to agree to the sale, and they did, and then the court needed to approve the proposal. This caused a delay, and in the meantime, the estate was behind on the assessment for the Ross Consolidated stock, which was about to be sold. The money from the Romanian deal was supposed to save it, but to the shock of the lawyers, the court denied approval for this deal. There were legal technicalities involved—the court questioned the authority of Mrs. Alyse Ross’s lawyers and required her personal signature, verified in France. In short, the estate couldn’t get the money in time for the sale, and it was Vernon Roscoe who bought the Ross Consolidated stock at a bargain.

Oh, how Bertie raved and swore—the veritable daughter of a mule-driver! Verne, the filthy swine, had put that trick over on them! Not content with having stolen Dad’s papers, he had diddled them along like this, and got one of his crooked judges to hold up the order, so that he might grab another plum! Bertie threatened to take a gun to Verne’s office and shoot him down like a dog; but what she really did was to abuse her brother, who had been such a fool as to make a mortal enemy out of the most powerful man they knew.

Oh, how Bertie raged and cursed—the real daughter of a mule driver! Verne, that filthy pig, had pulled that stunt on them! Not only had he stolen Dad’s papers, but he had also played them for fools and got one of his crooked judges to hold up the order so he could snatch another prize! Bertie threatened to grab a gun and storm into Verne’s office to shoot him down like a dog; but what she really did was unleash her anger on her brother, who had been such an idiot to make a lifelong enemy out of the most powerful man they knew.

It taught them a lesson. They would get themselves out of Verne’s clutches, get rid of everything that he controlled. Dad had put nearly a million into a concern called Anglo-California, which was to develop the big Mosul concession; and the lawyers of Alyse got an offer for that stock, but it included time payments, and Bertie wouldn’t agree to that, and the lawyers wouldn’t agree to Verne’s cash offer, and Bertie was in terror lest Verne would do some more hocus-pocus—organize an Anglo-California Operating Company, and lease the Mosul tract to it, and swipe all the profits!

It taught them a lesson. They would free themselves from Verne’s control and eliminate everything he managed. Dad had invested nearly a million into a company called Anglo-California, which was set to develop the major Mosul concession. The lawyers for Alyse received an offer for that stock, but it required installment payments, and Bertie wouldn’t agree to that. The lawyers wouldn’t accept Verne’s cash offer either, and Bertie was terrified that Verne would pull some more tricks—like setting up an Anglo-California Operating Company, leasing the Mosul tract to it, and stealing all the profits!

Amid which wrangling came a letter from Alyse to Bunny. She was sure that he would not let horrid money troubles come between him and her, and break their sacred bond, the memories of dear Jim. Alyse had gone to consult her favorite medium, immediately upon her arrival in Paris, and at the third seance Jim had “manifested,” and ever since then Alyse had had his words taken down by a stenographer, and here was a bulky record, big as the transcript of a legal trial, and tied with blue ribbons of feminine elegance. Alyse hoped that Bunny had not failed to consult a medium, and would send her whatever dear Jim had had to say in his old home.

Amid the bickering, a letter from Alyse to Bunny arrived. She was certain he wouldn’t let terrible money issues get in the way of their relationship or ruin their special connection, which included the memories of dear Jim. Right after arriving in Paris, Alyse had gone to see her favorite medium, and during the third session, Jim “appeared.” Since then, Alyse had his words transcribed by a stenographer, resulting in a hefty record, as thick as a legal trial transcript, tied with elegant blue ribbons. Alyse hoped Bunny hadn’t missed the chance to consult a medium and would share whatever dear Jim had to say from his old home.

Bunny went through the record, and it gave him a strange thrill. There were pages and pages of sentimental rubbish about this happy shore and this new state of bliss, with angel’s wings and the music of harps, and tell my dear ones that I am with them, but I am wiser now, and my dear Bunny must know that I understand and forgive—all stuff that might have come out of the conscious or subconscious mind of a sentimental elderly lady or of a rascally medium. But then came something that made the young man catch his breath: “I want my dear Bunny to know that it is really his father who speaks to him, and he will remember the man who got all the land for us, and that he had two gold teeth in the front of his mouth, and Bunny said that somebody would rob his grave.” How in the name of all the arts of magic was a medium in Paris to know about a joke which Bunny had made to his father about Mr. Hardacre, the agent who had bought them options on ranches in Paradise, California?

Bunny went through the record, and it gave him a strange thrill. There were pages and pages of sentimental nonsense about this happy shore and this new state of bliss, with angel wings and the music of harps, and tell my loved ones that I am with them, but I am wiser now, and my dear Bunny must know that I understand and forgive—all stuff that might have come from the conscious or subconscious mind of a sentimental elderly lady or a shady medium. But then something came that made the young man catch his breath: “I want my dear Bunny to know that it is really his father who speaks to him, and he will remember the man who got all the land for us, and that he had two gold teeth in the front of his mouth, and Bunny said that somebody would rob his grave.” How in the world could a medium in Paris know about a joke Bunny had made to his father about Mr. Hardacre, the agent who bought them options on ranches in Paradise, California?

By golly, it was something to think about! Could it really be that Dad was not gone forever, but had just disappeared somewhere, and could be got hold of again? Bunny would go for a walk to think about it; and through the streets of Angel City he would hear the voice of Eli Watkins booming over the radio. Eli’s Tabernacle was packed day and night, with the tens of thousands who crowded to see the prophet who had been floated over the sea by the angels, and had brought back a feather to prove it; all California heard Eli’s voice, proclaiming the ancient promise: “Behold, I shew you a mystery; we shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed, in a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump; for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.”

Wow, it was something to think about! Could it really be that Dad wasn’t gone forever, but had just vanished somewhere and could be found again? Bunny decided to take a walk to think it over; as he walked through the streets of Angel City, he would hear Eli Watkins’s voice booming over the radio. Eli's Tabernacle was packed day and night, with tens of thousands coming to see the prophet who had been carried over the sea by angels and brought back a feather to prove it; all of California listened to Eli’s voice proclaiming the ancient promise: “Behold, I show you a mystery; we shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed, in a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump; for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.”

CHAPTER XXI
THE HONEYMOON

I

Bunny was looking for a site for the labor college. It was a much pleasanter job than seeking oil lands; you could give some attention to the view, the woods and the hills, and other things you really cared about; also it wasn’t such a gamble, because you could really find out about the water supply, and have a chemical analysis of the soil. It meant taking long rides in the country; and since Rachel was to be one of the bosses, it was good sense for her to go along. They had time to talk—and a lot to talk about, since they were going to take charge of a bunch of young radicals, boys and girls of all ages—twenty-four hours a day.

Bunny was searching for a location for the labor college. It was a much more enjoyable task than looking for oil land; you could pay attention to the view, the woods, and the hills, along with other things that actually mattered to you. Plus, it wasn’t as much of a gamble because you could really investigate the water supply and get a chemical analysis of the soil. It involved taking long drives through the countryside; and since Rachel was going to be one of the leaders, it made sense for her to come along. They had time to talk—and a lot to discuss, since they were going to oversee a group of young radicals, boys and girls of all ages—twenty-four hours a day.

They had looked at a couple of places, and there was another farther from the city, and Bunny remarked, “If we go to that, we’ll be late getting home.” Rachel answered, “If it’s too late, we can go to some hotel, and finish up in the morning,” said Bunny, “That would start the gossips.” But Rachel was not afraid of gossips, so she declared.

They had checked out a few places, and there was another one farther from the city. Bunny said, “If we go there, we’ll get home late.” Rachel replied, “If it’s too late, we can stay at a hotel and finish up in the morning.” Bunny responded, “That would just give people something to talk about.” But Rachel wasn’t worried about gossip, she stated.

They drove to the new site. It was near a village called Mount Hope, in a little valley, with the plowed land running up the slopes of half a dozen hills. It was early November, and the rains had fallen, and the new grain had sprouted, and there were lovely curving surfaces that might have been the muscles of great giants lying prone—giants with skins of the softest bright green velvet. There were orchards, and artesian water with a pumping plant, and a little ranch-house—the people had apparently gone to town, so the visitors could wander about and look at everything, and make a find—a regular airdrome of a barn, gorgeous with revolutionary red paint! “Oh, Bunny, here’s our meeting place, all ready made! We have only to put a floor in and we can have a dance the opening night!” Imagine Rachel thinking about dancing!

They drove to the new site. It was near a village called Mount Hope, in a small valley, with the plowed land stretching up the slopes of several hills. It was early November, and the rains had come, making the new grain sprout, creating beautiful, curving surfaces that looked like the muscles of great giants lying down—giants with the softest, bright green velvet skin. There were orchards, artesian water with a pumping plant, and a little ranch house—the people had apparently gone to town, so the visitors could explore everything and discover a find—a huge barn, strikingly painted in revolutionary red! “Oh, Bunny, here’s our meeting place, all ready to go! We just need to put in a floor, and we can have a dance on opening night!” Can you believe Rachel was thinking about dancing!

They climbed one of the slopes, and here was a park, with dark live oaks and pale grey sycamores, and a carpet of new grass under foot. The valley opened out to the west, and the sun had just gone down, in a sky of flaming gold; the quail were giving their last calls, and deep down in Bunny’s heart was an ache of loneliness—because quail meant Dad, and those beautiful hills of Paradise, and happiness he had dreamed in vain.

They climbed one of the slopes, and there was a park, with dark live oaks and pale gray sycamores, and a carpet of fresh grass underfoot. The valley spread out to the west, and the sun had just set, leaving a sky of blazing gold; the quail were making their last calls, and deep down in Bunny’s heart was a feeling of loneliness—because quail reminded him of Dad, and those beautiful hills of Paradise, and the happiness he had hoped for in vain.

Now it was Rachel dreaming. “Oh, Bunny, this is too lovely! It’s exactly what we want! Mount Hope College—we couldn’t have made up a better name!”

Now it was Rachel dreaming. “Oh, Bunny, this is so lovely! It’s exactly what we want! Mount Hope College—we couldn’t have come up with a better name!”

Bunny laughed. “We don’t want to buy a name. We must take samples of the soil.”

Bunny laughed. “We don’t want to buy a name. We need to take soil samples.”

“How many acres did you say?”

“How many acres did you say?”

“Six hundred and forty, a little over a hundred in cultivation. That’s more than we’ll be able to take care of for quite a while.”

“Six hundred and forty, just over a hundred in cultivation. That’s more than we’ll be able to handle for a while.”

“And only sixty-eight thousand! That’s a bargain!” Rachel had learned to think on Bunny’s imperial scale, since she had been racing over the state in his fast car, inspecting millionaire play-grounds and real estate promoters’ paradises.

“And only sixty-eight thousand! That’s a steal!” Rachel had gotten used to thinking on Bunny’s grand scale, especially since she had been zooming around the state in his fast car, checking out millionaire playgrounds and real estate promoters’ dream locations.

“The price is not bad,” said Bunny, “if we are sure about the soil and water.”

“The price is pretty good,” said Bunny, “if we’re confident about the soil and water.”

“You could see the state of the growing things, before it got dark.”

"You could see how the plants were growing before it got dark."

“Maybe so. We’ll come back in the morning, and have a talk with the ranchman. Perhaps he’s a tenant, and will tell us the truth.” Not for nothing had Bunny spent his boyhood buying lands with his shrewd old father!

“Maybe. We'll come back in the morning and talk to the rancher. He might be a tenant and could tell us the truth.” Bunny didn’t spend his childhood buying land with his clever old father for no reason!

II

Twilight veiled this valley of new dreams, and across the way the hills were purple shadows. Bunny said, “There’s just one thing worrying me about our plan now: I’m afraid there’s going to be a scandal.”

Twilight covered this valley of new dreams, and on the other side, the hills were purple shadows. Bunny said, “There’s just one thing bothering me about our plan now: I’m worried there’s going to be a scandal.”

“How do you mean?”

"What do you mean?"

“You and me being together all the time, and going off and being missing at night.”

“You and I are always together, disappearing at night.”

“Oh, Bunny, what nonsense!”

“Oh, Bunny, what nonsense!”

“No, really, I’m worried. I told Peter Nagle we’d have to conform to bourgeois standards, and we’re beginning wrong. My Aunt Emma is a bourgeois standard, and she would never approve of this, and neither would your mother. We ought to go and get married.”

“No, seriously, I’m worried. I told Peter Nagle we’d need to fit in with middle-class standards, and we’re starting off on the wrong foot. My Aunt Emma is the epitome of middle-class respectability, and she would never support this, and neither would your mom. We should just go ahead and get married.”

“Oh, Bunny!” She was staring at him, but it was too dark to reveal any possible twinkle in his eyes. “Are you joking?”

“Oh, Bunny!” She was looking at him, but it was too dark to see if there was any sparkle in his eyes. “Are you serious?”

“Rachel,” he said, “will you take that much trouble to preserve the good name of our institution?”

“Rachel,” he said, “will you go to that much trouble to protect our institution's good name?”

He came a step nearer, and she stammered, “Bunny, you don’t—you don’t mean that!”

He took a step closer, and she stuttered, “Bunny, you don’t—you don’t really mean that!”

“I don’t see any other way—really.”

“I honestly don’t see any other option.”

“Bunny—no!”

“Bunny, no!”

“Why not?”

“Why not?”

“Because—you don’t want to marry a Jewess!”

“Because—you don’t want to marry a Jewish woman!”

“Good Lord!”

"Goodness!"

“Don’t misunderstand me, I’m proud of my race. But all your friends would think it was a mistake.”

“Don’t get me wrong, I’m proud of my background. But all your friends would see it as a mistake.”

“My friends, Rachel? Who the devil are my friends—except in the radical movement? And where would the radical movement be without the Jews?”

“My friends, Rachel? Who on earth are my friends—other than those in the radical movement? And where would the radical movement be without the Jews?”

“But, Bunny—your sister!”

“But, Bunny—your sister!”

“My sister is not my friend. Neither did she ask me to pick out her husband.”

“My sister isn't my friend. She didn't ask me to choose her husband, either.”

Rachel stood, twisting her fingers together nervously. “Bunny, do you really—you aren’t just speaking on an impulse?”

Rachel stood, nervously twisting her fingers together. “Bunny, do you really—you're not just saying that on a whim?”

“Well, I suppose it’s an impulse. I seem to have to blurt it out. But it’s an impulse I’ve had a good many times.”

“Well, I guess it’s just an impulse. I feel like I have to say it out loud. But it’s an impulse I’ve experienced several times.”

“And you won’t be sorry?”

"And you won't regret it?"

He laughed. “It depends upon your answer.”

He laughed. “It depends on your answer.”

“Stop joking, please—you frighten me. I can’t afford to let you make a mistake. It’s so dreadfully serious!”

“Stop joking, please—you’re scaring me. I can’t let you mess this up. It’s really serious!”

“But why take it that way?”

“But why take it like that?”

“I can’t help it; you don’t know how a woman feels. I don’t want you to do something out of a generous impulse, and then you’d feel bound, and you wouldn’t be happy. You oughtn’t to marry a girl out of the sweat-shops.”

“I can’t help it; you don’t know how a woman feels. I don’t want you to do something just out of a generous impulse, and then feel obligated and unhappy. You shouldn’t marry a girl from the sweatshops.”

“Good God, Rachel, my father was a mule-driver.”

“Goodness, Rachel, my dad was a mule driver.”

“Yes, but you’re Anglo-Saxon; away back somewhere your ancestors were proud of themselves. You ought to marry a tall, fair woman that will stay beautiful all her life, and look right in a drawing-room. Jewish women bear two or three children, and then they get fat, and you wouldn’t like me.”

“Yes, but you’re Anglo-Saxon; somewhere back in your family history, your ancestors were proud of who they were. You should marry a tall, fair woman who will stay beautiful her whole life and fit in perfectly at a gathering. Jewish women have two or three kids, and then they gain weight, and you wouldn’t want me.”

He burst out laughing. “I have attended the weddings of some of those tall, fair Anglo-Saxon women; and the priest pronounces, very solemnly, ‘Into this holy estate the two persons now present come now to be joined. If any man can show just cause, why they may not lawfully be joined together, let him now speak, or else hereafter forever hold his peace.’ ”

He burst out laughing. “I’ve been to the weddings of some of those tall, fair Anglo-Saxon women; and the priest says, very seriously, ‘Into this holy state, the two people now present come to be joined. If anyone can show a valid reason why they shouldn’t be joined together, let him speak now or forever hold his peace.’ ”

“Bunny,” she pleaded, “I’m trying to face the facts!”

“Bunny,” she begged, “I’m trying to face the reality!”

“Well, dear, if you must be solemn—it happens that I never loved a fair woman. The two I picked out to live with were dark, the same as you. It must be nature’s effort to mix things. I suppose you know about Vee Tracy?”

“Well, dear, if you have to be serious—I've actually never loved a fair woman. The two I chose to live with were both dark, just like you. It must be nature's way of mixing things up. I guess you know about Vee Tracy?”

“Yes.”

“Yeah.”

“Well, Vee had the looks all right, and she’ll keep them—she makes a business of it. But you see, it didn’t do me any good, she threw me over for a Roumanian prince.”

“Well, Vee was definitely attractive, and she knows how to maintain that—she makes a living off it. But the thing is, it didn't help me at all; she dumped me for a Romanian prince.”

“Why, Bunny?”

"Why, Bunny?"

“Because I wouldn’t give up the radical movement.”

“Because I wouldn’t abandon the radical movement.”

“Oh, how I hated that woman!”

“Oh, how I hated that woman!”

There was a note of melodrama in Rachel’s usually serene voice, and Bunny was curious. “You did hate her?”

There was a hint of drama in Rachel's usually calm voice, and Bunny was intrigued. "You really hated her?"

“I could have choked her!”

“I could have choked her!”

“Because she struck you?”

"Because she hit you?"

“No! Because I knew she was trying to take you out of the movement; and I thought for sure she would. She had everything I didn’t have.”

“No! Because I knew she was trying to pull you away from the movement, and I was sure she would succeed. She had everything I lacked.”

Bunny was thinking—by golly, it was queer! Vee had known it—and he hadn’t! Oh, these women! Aloud he said, politely, “No, she didn’t have quite everything.”

Bunny was thinking—wow, it was strange! Vee had known it—and he hadn’t! Oh, these women! Out loud he said, politely, “No, she didn’t have everything.”

“What is there that I have, Bunny? What do I mean to you?”

“What do I have, Bunny? What do I mean to you?”

“I’ll tell you—I’m so tired of being quarreled with. You can’t have any idea—my whole life, since I began to think for myself, has been one wrangle with the people who loved me, or thought they had a right to direct me. You can’t imagine what a sense of peace I get when I think of being with you; it’s like settling down into nice soft cushions. I’ve hesitated about it, because of course I’m not very proud of the Vee Tracy episode, and I didn’t know if you’d take a man second-hand—or third-hand it really is, because there was a girl while I was in high school. I’m telling you my drawbacks, to balance your getting fat!”

“I’ll be honest—I’m so tired of all the arguments. You can’t even imagine—my entire life, since I started thinking for myself, has been a constant fight with the people who cared about me or thought they had a right to control me. You can’t understand the sense of peace I feel when I think about being with you; it’s like sinking into soft, comfortable cushions. I’ve been hesitant about it because I’m not really proud of the Vee Tracy situation, and I wasn’t sure if you would accept a guy with a past—or, really, a history since there was a girl back in high school. I’m sharing my flaws to balance out your gaining weight!”

“Bunny, I don’t care about the other women—they will always be after you, of course. I was heartsick about Miss Tracy, because I knew she was a selfish woman, and I was afraid you’d find it out too late, and be wrecked. At least, I told myself that was it—I suppose the truth is I was just green with jealousy.”

“Bunny, I don’t care about the other women—they’ll always be after you, of course. I was really upset about Miss Tracy because I knew she was selfish, and I was worried you’d realize that too late and get hurt. At least, that’s what I told myself—I guess the truth is I was just really jealous.”

“Why, Rachel! You mean that you love me?”

“Wait, Rachel! Are you saying that you love me?”

“As if any woman could help loving you! The question is, do you love me?”

“As if any woman could help but love you! The question is, do you love me?”

“I do—yes, truly!”

“I do—yes, really!”

“But Bunny—” there was a little catch in her voice. “You don’t show it!”

“But Bunny—” there was a slight hitch in her voice. “You don’t show it!”

So then he realized that he had been wasting a lot of time! He had to take only one more step, and put his arms about her, and there she was, sobbing on his shoulder, as if her heart would break. “Oh, Bunny, Bunny! Can I believe it?”

So then he realized that he had been wasting a lot of time! He just needed to take one more step and wrap his arms around her, and there she was, crying on his shoulder, as if her heart would break. “Oh, Bunny, Bunny! Can I really believe it?”

So to make her believe it, he began to kiss her. She had been such a sedate and proper little lady, such a manager in the office and all that, he had been in awe of her; but now he made the discovery that she was exactly like the other women who had been in love with him; as soon as she was sure that she might let herself go, that it was not some blunder, or some crazy dream—why, there she was, clinging to him in a sort of daze of happiness, half laughing, half weeping. As he kissed her, there was mingled in his emotion the memory of how brave she had been, and how loyal, and how honest; yes, it was worth while making a girl like that happy! To mingle love with those other emotions, that appeared to be safe! And she was just as passionate as either Eunice or Vee had been, not a particle more sedate or reticent! “Oh, Bunny, I love you so! I love you so!” She whispered it in the darkness, and her embraces said more than her words.

To make her believe it, he started kissing her. She had always been such a composed and proper lady, so organized at work; he had admired her. But now he realized she was just like the other women who had loved him; as soon as she felt secure enough to let go, knowing it wasn’t a mistake or some wild fantasy—there she was, holding onto him in a blissful daze, half-laughing, half-crying. As he kissed her, his emotions were mixed with memories of her bravery, loyalty, and honesty; it was definitely worth it to make a girl like her happy! Combining love with those other feelings seemed safe! And she was just as passionate as Eunice or Vee had been, not any more composed or reserved! “Oh, Bunny, I love you so! I love you so!” She whispered in the dark, and her hugs expressed more than her words ever could.

“Dear Rachel!” he said, with a happy little laugh. “If you feel that way, let’s go find a preacher or a justice of the peace.”

“Dear Rachel!” he said, laughing cheerfully. “If you feel that way, let’s go find a preacher or a justice of the peace.”

She answered, “Foolish Bunny! I want to know that you love me, and that I’m free to love you. What do I care about preachers or justices?”

She replied, “Silly Bunny! I want to know that you love me and that I’m free to love you. What do I care about preachers or judges?”

So then he caught her tighter, and their lips met in a long kiss. If she tried to voice any more doubts, he would stop the sounds, he would find a way to convince her! And what better place for their love than this mysterious grove, the scene of their future labors? Yes, they would have to buy this ranch now, regardless of soil deficiencies! It would be a haunted place; in after years, while the young folks had their games and pageants in this grove, Bunny and Rachel would look on with a secret thrill. Had it not been in ancient oak-groves that mystic rites had been celebrated, and pledges made, and holy powers invoked!

So he held her tighter, and their lips met in a long kiss. If she tried to voice any doubts, he would silence her, finding a way to convince her! And what better place for their love than this mysterious grove, the setting for their future adventures? Yes, they needed to buy this ranch now, despite the soil issues! It would be a haunted place; in later years, while the young people had their games and celebrations in this grove, Bunny and Rachel would watch with a secret thrill. Hadn't ancient oak groves been where mystical rituals were held, pledges made, and sacred powers invoked?

III

They found the justice of the peace next morning; and then they finished the inspection of the ranch, and drove back to Angel City and made arrangements for a first payment on the purchase price. After which they had the thrills of telling all their friends about having got married—strictly in the interest of the college, of course, and to avoid scandals in the bourgeois press!

They found the justice of the peace the next morning, finished inspecting the ranch, and drove back to Angel City to arrange the first payment on the purchase price. After that, they excitedly told all their friends about getting married—strictly for the sake of the college, of course, and to avoid scandals in the mainstream press!

Bunny went to see Ruth, and tell her; and strange to say, this embarrassed him. Bertie and Vee had planted in his mind the idea that Ruth had been in love with him for the past ten years; and now Rachel was certain of it; and these women had all proved to be right about each other every time! Also, there was a fact which he had not mentioned to Rachel: there had been a while on the way back from Paris, when he was debating in his mind whether it was Rachel or Ruth he was going to invite to become his wife! He had a deep affection for Ruth, the same still quiet feeling that she herself manifested. But the trouble was, there was Paul. Ruth was bound by steel chains to her brother—and that meant the Communist movement, and so Bunny had to wrestle over that problem some more.

Bunny went to see Ruth to tell her, but oddly, this made him feel awkward. Bertie and Vee had put the idea in his head that Ruth had been in love with him for the past ten years, and now Rachel was convinced of it too. These women had always been right about each other! There was also something he hadn't told Rachel: there had been a time on the way back from Paris when he was torn between inviting either Rachel or Ruth to be his wife. He had a deep affection for Ruth, a steady, quiet feeling that she also showed. But the issue was Paul. Ruth was tied by strong connections to her brother—and that linked her to the Communist movement, which meant Bunny had to think through that problem even more.

Sooner or later you had to decide, and take your place with one party or the other. Were you going to overthrow capitalism by the ballot or by “direct action”? This much had become clear to Bunny—the final decision rested with the capitalist class. They were getting ready for the next war; and that meant Bolshevism in all the warring nations, at the end of the war, if not at the beginning. The Socialists would try to prevent this war; and if they failed, then the job would be done in Paul’s way, by the Third International. But meantime, Bunny was drawn to the Socialists by his temperament. He could not call for violence! If there was to be any, the other side must begin it!

Sooner or later, you had to make a choice and align yourself with one side or the other. Were you going to challenge capitalism through voting or through “direct action”? This much was clear to Bunny—the ultimate decision was in the hands of the capitalist class. They were preparing for the next war, and that meant Bolshevism in all the countries involved, either at the end or possibly even at the start of the conflict. The Socialists would try to stop this war, and if they failed, then the mission would be carried out in Paul’s way, through the Third International. Meanwhile, Bunny was naturally inclined towards the Socialists. He couldn’t advocate for violence! If there was going to be any violence, it had to come from the other side first!

Whatever Ruth may have thought or felt about the news of his marriage, she gave no sign but of pleasure. She had expected it, she said; Rachel was a fine girl, who agreed with his ideas, and that was the main thing. Then she told him that Paul was expected back tomorrow, and was to speak at a meeting—his supporters had got him into the Labor Temple by much diplomacy, and he would have a chance to tell the workingmen about what he had seen in Russia. Bunny and Rachel must come and hear him; and Bunny said they would.

Whatever Ruth might have thought or felt about the news of his marriage, she showed nothing but happiness. She had anticipated it, she said; Rachel was a great girl who shared his views, and that was the most important part. Then she mentioned that Paul was coming back tomorrow and was scheduled to speak at a meeting—his supporters had cleverly negotiated for him to get into the Labor Temple, and he would have the opportunity to share what he had seen in Russia with the workers. Bunny and Rachel definitely needed to come and hear him; Bunny said they would.

This was the Sunday before election day, the end of a long political campaign. The workers had heard no end of appeals for their votes—but here was something different, more important than any election issues. However hostile the leaders of labor might be, it was impossible for the rank and file to resist the contagion of this miracle that was happening on the other side of the world—a vast empire where the workers ruled, and were making their own laws and their own culture. Paul was fresh from these scenes; his words were vivid, he brought the things before your eyes: the red army, and the red schools, and the red papers, the white terror, and the resistance to capitalist siege on ten thousand miles of front.

This was the Sunday before election day, the end of a long political campaign. The workers had been bombarded with endless appeals for their votes—but this was something different, more important than any election issues. No matter how opposed the labor leaders might be, it was impossible for the rank and file to ignore the excitement of this miracle happening on the other side of the world—a vast empire where the workers ruled, creating their own laws and culture. Paul had just returned from these events; his words were vivid, bringing everything to life: the red army, the red schools, the red newspapers, the white terror, and the resistance against the capitalist siege over ten thousand miles of front.

Oh, the fury of the capitalist press next day! They didn’t report the meeting, but they published protests about it, and stormed in editorials. The LaFollette “reds” were bad enough, but this was an intolerable outrage—an avowed Moscow agent, who had been expelled from France, permitted to hold a meeting in Angel City and incite union labor to red riot and insurrection! What was our police department for? Where were our patriotic societies and our American Legion and our other forces of law and order?

Oh, the outrage from the capitalist press the next day! They didn’t cover the meeting, but they published protests about it and blasted it in editorials. The LaFollette “reds” were bad enough, but this was an outrageous situation—an admitted Moscow agent, who had been kicked out of France, allowed to hold a meeting in Angel City and encourage union workers to riot and revolt! What was our police department for? Where were our patriotic groups, our American Legion, and our other forces of law and order?

Bunny called up Ruth next morning; he wanted to see Paul, to talk about the proposed college. Ruth said that Paul had gone down to the harbor, to see about addressing meetings of the longshoremen. These men had had a big strike while Bunny was abroad, and had taken their full course in capitalist government. Six hundred of them had been swept up off the street, for the crime of marching and singing, and had been packed into tanks with all ventilation shut off, to reduce them to silence. A score of the leaders had been sent to state’s prison for ten or twenty years for “criminal syndicalism”; so the rest ought to be ready to listen to the Communist doctrine, that the workers had to master the capitalist state. There was to be an entertainment that night in the I. W. W. hall at the harbor; there would be music and refreshments, and Paul thought it would be a good chance to get acquainted with the leaders. Bunny said that he and Rachel were going down to Beach City, and they might run over and bring Paul back with them.

Bunny called Ruth the next morning; he wanted to see Paul to talk about the proposed college. Ruth said that Paul had gone down to the harbor to discuss meetings with the longshoremen. These workers had gone on a major strike while Bunny was away and had experienced the full force of capitalist government. Six hundred of them had been arrested for simply marching and singing, and they had been crammed into holding cells with no ventilation to silence them. Several leaders had been sentenced to state prison for ten or twenty years for “criminal syndicalism,” so the rest should be open to hearing the Communist view that workers needed to take control of the capitalist state. There was going to be an event that night at the I.W.W. hall in the harbor; there would be music and refreshments, and Paul thought it would be a great opportunity to connect with the leaders. Bunny mentioned that he and Rachel were heading down to Beach City, and they could swing by and bring Paul back with them.

IV

Bunny had yielded to the importunities of his sister: wouldn’t he have the decency to help out the estate in at least one way—look into those reports which Vernon Roscoe had rendered concerning the Prospect Hill field? Verne asserted that more than half the wells were off production, and Bertie suspected one more trick to rob them. Bertie wouldn’t know an oil well off production from a hen-coop; but Bunny would know, and couldn’t he go down there, and snoop around a bit, and find out what other oil men thought about the field and its prospects? Bunny took Rachel with him—she went everywhere with her new husband, of course. They had got one of the oldest of the Ypsels to run the magazine office, and Rachel was just manager and editor, very high and mighty. Bunny was a one-arm driver again, and the automobile was lopsided, and Rachel was nervous when he drove fast, because the gods are jealous of such rapture as hers.

Bunny had given in to his sister's pleas: wouldn’t he at least be decent enough to help the estate in some way—like checking out those reports that Vernon Roscoe had submitted about the Prospect Hill field? Verne claimed that over half the wells weren't producing, and Bertie suspected another scheme to cheat them. Bertie might not be able to tell an oil well that wasn’t producing from a chicken coop, but Bunny would know. Couldn’t he go down there, take a look around, and find out what other oil men had to say about the field and its potential? Bunny took Rachel with him—she went everywhere with her new husband, of course. They had hired one of the oldest Ypsels to run the magazine office, and Rachel was the manager and editor, feeling very important. Bunny was driving with one hand again, and the car was lopsided, which made Rachel nervous when he drove fast because the gods are jealous of the happiness she felt.

Rachel had never seen an oil field at close range. So Bunny took her to the “discovery well,” and told how Mr. Culver had had his ear-drums destroyed, trying to stop the flow with his head. He showed her the first well that Dad had drilled, and on which Bunny had helped to keep the mud flowing. That had been the beginning of Dad’s big wealth; he and perhaps a score of others had got rich, and to balance it, there were in Beach City many thousands of people who had their homes plastered with mortgages, representing losses from the buying of “units.” That was the way most of the money had been made in Prospect Hill—selling paper instead of oil. It was a fact, as Paul had cited, that more money had been put into the ground than had been taken out of it. Here had been a treasure of oil that, wisely drilled, would have lasted thirty years: but now the whole field was “on the pump,” and hundreds of wells producing so little that it no longer paid to pump them. One sixth of the oil had been saved, and five-sixths had been wasted!

Rachel had never seen an oil field up close before. So Bunny took her to the "discovery well" and explained how Mr. Culver had damaged his eardrums trying to stop the flow with his head. He showed her the first well that Dad had drilled, where Bunny had helped keep the mud flowing. That was the start of Dad's big wealth; he and maybe a dozen others got rich, while in Beach City, many thousands of people ended up with homes covered in mortgages, reflecting their losses from buying "units." Most of the money in Prospect Hill was made from selling paper instead of oil. It was a fact, as Paul had pointed out, that more money had been invested in the ground than had been extracted. There was a treasure of oil that, if drilled wisely, would have lasted thirty years; but now the whole field was "on the pump," and hundreds of wells were producing so little that it wasn't worth it to pump them anymore. One-sixth of the oil had been saved, while five-sixths had been wasted!

That was your blessed “competition,” which they taught you to love and honor in the economics classes! Another aspect of it was those frightful statistics, that of all the thousands of men who had worked here, seventy-three out of every hundred had been killed or seriously injured during the few years of the field’s life! It was literally true that capitalist industry was a world war going on all the time, unheeded by the newspapers.

That was your so-called “competition,” which they trained you to love and respect in economics classes! Another part of it was those terrifying statistics—out of all the thousands of men who had worked here, seventy-three out of every hundred had been killed or seriously injured during the short years the field had been active! It was literally true that capitalist industry was an ongoing world war, ignored by the newspapers.

Bunny did his checking up of the Ross wells; he couldn’t do any “snooping,” because some of the old hands knew him, and came up to greet him. He talked with a number of men, and found their reports about the same as Verne’s. Then, towards evening, as he and Rachel were getting ready to leave, they came to a bungalow, dingy and forlorn, black with oil stains and grey with dust, with a storage-tank in the back yard, and a derrick within ten feet on the next lot, and on the other side a shed which had housed the engine of another derrick. Bunny stopped, and read the number on the front of the bungalow, 5746 Los Robles Blvd. “Here’s where Mrs. Groarty lives! Paul’s aunt—it was in that house we had the meeting about the lease, and I first heard Paul’s voice through the window there!”

Bunny checked on the Ross wells; he couldn't do any "snooping" because some of the old-timers recognized him and came over to say hi. He chatted with several guys and found their reports to be pretty much the same as Verne's. Then, as he and Rachel were getting ready to leave in the evening, they came across a bungalow that looked shabby and neglected, covered in oil stains and coated in dust, with a storage tank in the backyard, a derrick just ten feet away on the next lot, and on the other side, a shed that used to hold the engine of another derrick. Bunny stopped and read the number on the front of the bungalow, 5746 Los Robles Blvd. "This is where Mrs. Groarty lives! Paul's aunt—it was in that house we had the meeting about the lease, and I first heard Paul's voice through that window!"

He told the story of that night, describing the characters and how they had behaved. Paul said it was a little oil fight, and the world war had been a big oil fight, and they were exactly the same. While they were talking, the door opened, and there emerged a stout, red-faced woman in a dirty wrapper, and Bunny exclaimed, “There’s Mrs. Groarty!” Out he hopped—“Hello, Mrs. Groarty!” How many years it had been since she had seen him; he had to tell her who he was, that little boy grown up, and with a wife—well, well, would you believe it, how time does fly! And so Mr. Ross was dead—Mrs. Groarty’s husband had read the sad news out of the paper. She knew that he had got to be very rich, so she was thrilled by this visit, and invited them in, but all in a flutter because her house wasn’t in order.

He recounted the story of that night, detailing the characters and their behavior. Paul mentioned it was a small oil conflict, and the world war had been a large oil conflict, and they were basically the same. While they chatted, the door swung open, revealing a stout, red-faced woman in a dirty robe, and Bunny exclaimed, “There’s Mrs. Groarty!” He jumped up—“Hello, Mrs. Groarty!” It had been so many years since she had seen him; he had to remind her who he was, that little boy all grown up, and with a wife—can you believe how fast time flies? And so Mr. Ross was dead—Mrs. Groarty’s husband had read the sad news in the paper. She knew he must have become quite wealthy, so she was excited about this visit and invited them in, but she was in a tizzy because her house wasn’t tidy.

They went in, because Bunny wanted Rachel to see that staircase, and to have a laugh on her afterwards, because she wouldn’t notice anything, but would think the staircase led to a second story—in a one-story bungalow! There was the room—not a thing changed, except that it seemed to have shrunk in size, and the shine was all gone. There was the window where Bunny had stood while he listened to Paul’s whispered voice. And, by golly, there was “The Ladies’ Guide, a Practical Handbook of Gentility,” still on the centre-table, faded and fly-specked gold and blue! Along side was a stack of what appeared to be legal papers, a pile at least eight inches high, and fastened with ribbons and a seal. Mrs. Groarty caught his glance at it; or perhaps it was just that she was longing for someone to tell her troubles to. “That’s the papers about our lot,” she said. “I just took them away from the lawyer, he takes our money and he don’t do nothing.”

They went inside because Bunny wanted Rachel to see that staircase and have a laugh later, since she wouldn’t notice anything unusual and would think the staircase led to a second floor—in a one-story bungalow! There was the room—not a thing was different, except it seemed smaller, and all the shine was gone. There was the window where Bunny had stood while he listened to Paul’s whispered voice. And sure enough, there was “The Ladies’ Guide, a Practical Handbook of Gentility,” still on the center table, faded and speckled with dust! Next to it was a stack of what looked like legal papers, a pile at least eight inches high, tied with ribbons and sealed. Mrs. Groarty caught his gaze at it; or maybe it was just that she was eager for someone to share her troubles with. “Those are the papers about our lot,” she said. “I just took them away from the lawyer; he takes our money and doesn’t do anything.”

So then she was started, and Rachel continued her education in oil history. The Groarty’s had entered a community agreement, and then withdrawn from it and entered a smaller one: then they had leased to Sliper and Wilkins, and been sold by those “lease-hounds” to a syndicate; and this syndicate had been plundered and thrown into bankruptcy; after which the lease had been bought by a man whom Mrs. Groarty described as the worst skunk of them all, and he had gone and got a lot of claims and liens against the property, and actually, people were trying to take some money away from the Groartys now, though they had never got one cent out of the well—and look at the way they had had to live all these years!

So then she was caught off guard, and Rachel kept learning about oil history. The Groartys had entered a community agreement, then backed out and joined a smaller one: they had leased to Sliper and Wilkins, who then sold them to those "lease-hounds" in a syndicate; this syndicate had been raided and gone bankrupt; after that, the lease was bought by a guy Mrs. Groarty called the worst of the bunch, and he racked up a ton of claims and liens against the property. Now, people were actually trying to take some money from the Groartys, even though they had never seen a cent from the well—and just look at the way they had to live all these years!

Here was the record of these transactions, community agreements and leases and quit-claim deeds and notices of release and notices of cancellation of lease, and mortgages, and sales of “percents,” and mechanic’s liens and tax receipts and notices of expiration of agreement—not less than four hundred pages of typewritten material, something like a million and a half of words, mostly legal jargon—“the undersigned hereby agrees” and “in consideration of the premises herein set forth,” and “in view of the failure of the party of the first part to carry out the said operations by the aforesaid date,” and so on—it made you dizzy just to turn the pages. And all this to settle the ownership of what was expected to be ten thousand barrels of oil, and had turned out to be less than one thousand! Here you saw where the money had gone—pale typists shut up in offices all day transcribing copies of this verbiage, and pale clerks checking and rechecking them, or looking them up, or recording them—there were men up in Angel City who had become mighty magnates by employing thousands of men and women slaves, to transcribe and check and recheck and look up and record literally millions of documents like these!

Here was the record of these transactions, community agreements and leases, quit-claim deeds, notices of release, notices of lease cancellations, mortgages, and sales of “percentages,” along with mechanic’s liens, tax receipts, and notices of agreement expirations—not less than four hundred pages of typewritten material, around a million and a half words, mostly legal jargon—“the undersigned hereby agrees” and “in consideration of the premises set forth herein,” and “in view of the failure of the first party to complete the said operations by the aforementioned date,” and so on—it made you dizzy just to flip through the pages. And all this to resolve the ownership of what was expected to be ten thousand barrels of oil but turned out to be less than one thousand! Here you could see where the money had gone—pale typists stuck in offices all day typing up copies of this stuff, and pale clerks checking and rechecking them, or looking them up, or recording them—there were men up in Angel City who had become powerful magnates by employing thousands of men and women as workers to transcribe, check, recheck, look up, and record literally millions of documents like these!

V

Bunny and Rachel had dinner, and then strolled on the waterfront; it was one of those warm nights that come now and then in Southern California; there was a moon on the sea, and a long pier with gleaming lights, and the sound of an orchestra drawing the lovers. At the entrance to the pier was a big bare hall, owned by the city, where very proper dancing was chaperoned by a religious city government. Bunny and his bride danced—oh, surely it was all right to dance a little bit, in this well chaperoned place on what ought to have been their honeymoon!

Bunny and Rachel had dinner, then took a stroll along the waterfront. It was one of those warm nights that occasionally happen in Southern California; the moon shimmered on the sea, a long pier sparkled with lights, and the sound of an orchestra drew in couples. At the entrance to the pier was a large empty hall, owned by the city, where proper dancing was supervised by a religious city government. Bunny and his bride danced—surely it was fine to dance a bit in this well-supervised spot during what was supposed to be their honeymoon!

But in between the dances, while the orchestra was still, something shook the hall, a dull, sombre blow, like distant thunder, making the windows rattle, and jarring your feet. “What’s that?” exclaimed Rachel. “An earthquake?”

But in between the dances, while the orchestra was still, something shook the hall, a dull, somber thud, like distant thunder, making the windows rattle and jarring your feet. “What’s that?” Rachel exclaimed. “An earthquake?”

“The guns,” answered Bunny.

“The guns,” Bunny replied.

“Guns?” And he had to explain, the fleet was practicing. There were a score or so of battleships stationed at the harbor, facing some unnamed enemy; and now they were at night target-practice. You heard them now and then, day and night, if you lived near the coast.

“Guns?” He had to explain that the fleet was training. There were about twenty battleships docked at the harbor, aimed at some unknown enemy; and now they were doing target practice at night. If you lived near the coast, you’d hear them now and then, day and night.

So Rachel couldn’t dance any more then. Each time she heard that dull boom, she saw the bodies of young men blown into fragments. The capitalists were getting ready for their next war; what business had the Socialists to be dancing?

So Rachel couldn’t dance anymore then. Every time she heard that dull boom, she saw the bodies of young men blown to pieces. The capitalists were getting ready for their next war; what right did the Socialists have to be dancing?

They drove along the boulevard which follows the harbor-front. It is fifteen or twenty miles, and there are towns and docks and bridges and railroad tracks and factories, and inland the “subdivisions” for the homes of working people. It is one of the world’s great ports in the swift making; and those who have charge of the job, the masters of credit, see rearing before them that monstrous spectre known as “direct action” or “criminal syndicalism.” The “Industrial Workers of the World” had a headquarters, where they met to discuss this program; and the masters made incessant war upon them.

They drove along the boulevard that runs alongside the waterfront. It's about fifteen or twenty miles long, featuring towns, docks, bridges, railroad tracks, and factories, plus the suburban neighborhoods for working-class families. This place is becoming one of the world's major ports, and those in charge, the financial leaders, are facing the looming threat of what's called "direct action" or "criminal syndicalism." The "Industrial Workers of the World" had a headquarters where they gathered to talk about their agenda, and the business leaders relentlessly battled against them.

The address which Ruth had given to Bunny was an obscure street in a working-class quarter. There was a fair-sized hall, with lights in the windows, and the sound of a piano and a child’s voice singing. Among the cars parked along the curb Bunny found a vacant space, and backed into it, and was just about to step from his car, when Rachel caught him by the arm. “Wait!” There came rushing down the street a squadron of motor-cars, two abreast and blocking the way entirely; and from them leaped a crowd of some fifty men, carrying weapons of various sorts, clubs, hatchets, pieces of iron pipe. They made a rush for the entrance, and a moment later the music ceased, and there came the sound of shrieks, and the crash of glass and battering of heavy blows.

The address Ruth gave Bunny was on a little-known street in a working-class neighborhood. There was a decent-sized hall with lights in the windows and the sound of a piano along with a child's voice singing. Among the cars parked along the curb, Bunny found an open space, backed into it, and was about to step out of his car when Rachel grabbed his arm. “Wait!” Suddenly, a line of cars came rushing down the street, two side by side, completely blocking the way; and from them, about fifty men jumped out, carrying all sorts of weapons—clubs, hatchets, and pieces of iron pipe. They charged toward the entrance, and moments later, the music stopped, followed by screams, the sound of shattering glass, and heavy blows.

“They’re raiding them!” cried Bunny, and would have run to the scene; but Rachel’s arms were flung about him, pinning him to his seat. “No! No! Sit still! What can you do?”

“They’re raiding them!” Bunny shouted, and would have rushed to the scene, but Rachel wrapped her arms around him, holding him in place. “No! No! Stay here! What can you do?”

“My God! We must do something!”

“My God! We need to take action!”

“You’re not armed, and you can’t stop a mob! You can only get killed! Keep still!”

“You’re not armed, and you can’t stop a crowd! You’ll only get yourself killed! Stay still!”

The sounds from within had risen to a bedlam; the hall must have been crowded, and everyone inside yelling at the top of his lungs. And that horrible drumming of blows—you couldn’t tell whether they were falling on furniture or on human bodies. Bunny was almost beside himself, struggling to get loose, and Rachel fighting like a mad thing—he had never dreamed that she had such strength. “No, Bunny! No! For God’s sake! For my sake! Oh, please, please!” She knew in those dreadful minutes the terror that was to haunt the rest of her life—that some day in this hideous class war there would come the moment when it was her husband’s duty to get himself killed. But not yet, not yet! Not on their honeymoon!

The noise inside had turned into chaos; the hall must have been packed with people, all shouting at the top of their lungs. And that awful sound of blows—you couldn't tell if they were hitting furniture or people. Bunny was nearly losing it, trying to break free, and Rachel was fighting like a wild animal—he had never imagined she could be so strong. “No, Bunny! No! For God's sake! For my sake! Oh, please, please!” In those terrifying moments, she realized the fear that would haunt her for the rest of her life—that one day in this brutal class struggle, it would be her husband’s duty to put himself in danger. But not yet, not yet! Not on their honeymoon!

It was like the passing of a tornado, that is gone before you have time to realize it. The attacking party emerged from the hall, as quickly as they had entered. They were dragging half a dozen prisoners, and threw these into the cars, of which the engines were still going; then down the street they went roaring, and silence fell.

It was like a tornado passing by, gone before you even notice. The attackers came out of the hall just as quickly as they had gone in. They were dragging about six prisoners and tossed them into the cars, which still had their engines running. Then they sped down the street, leaving silence in their wake.

It was permissible for Bunny to get out now, and run into the hall, with Rachel at his heels. He had one thought, the same as on that night when he had run over Mrs. Groarty’s place, crying, “Paul! Paul!” They were certain to have taken Paul away on that lynching party; and how could Bunny save him?

It was okay for Bunny to get out now and dash into the hall, with Rachel following close behind. He had one thought, just like that night when he had sprinted over to Mrs. Groarty’s place, shouting, “Paul! Paul!” They must have taken Paul away on that lynching trip; and how could Bunny save him?

The first thing he saw, in the doorway, was a man with a great gash across his forehead, and the blood streaming all over him; he was staggering about, because he couldn’t see, and crying, “The sons-o’-bitches! The sons-o’-bitches!” Near him was another man whose hand had been slashed across, and a woman was tearing her skirt to make a bandage. A little girl lay on the floor, screaming in agony, and some one was pulling off her stockings, and the raw flesh was coming with them. “They threw her into the coffee!” said a voice in Bunny’s ear. “Jesus Christ, they threw the kids into the boiling coffee!”

The first thing he saw in the doorway was a man with a huge cut on his forehead, blood streaming all over him; he was staggering because he couldn’t see and shouting, “Those bastards! Those bastards!” Nearby was another man with a deep slash across his hand, and a woman was ripping her skirt to use as a bandage. A little girl lay on the floor, screaming in pain, while someone was pulling off her stockings, taking the raw skin with them. “They threw her into the coffee!” a voice said in Bunny’s ear. “Oh my God, they threw the kids into the boiling coffee!”

Everywhere confusion, women in hysterics, or sunk upon the floor sobbing. There was not a stick of furniture in the place that had not been wrecked; the chairs had been split with hatchets; the piano had been gutted, its entrails lay tangled on the floor. Tables were overset, and dishes and crockery trampled, and the metal urn or container in which the coffee had been boiling had been overset, and its steaming contents running here and there. But first they had hurled three children into it, one after another, as their frantic parents dragged them out. The flesh had been cooked off their legs, and they would be crippled for life: one was a ten years old girl known as “the wobbly song-bird;” she had a sweet treble, and sang sentimental ballads and rebel songs, and the mob leader had jerked her from the platform, saying, “We’ll shut your damned mouth!”

Everywhere was chaos, with women in tears or collapsed on the floor sobbing. Not a single piece of furniture was left unbroken; the chairs had been chopped up with axes; the piano was stripped bare, its insides sprawled across the floor. Tables were overturned, dishes and crockery smashed, and the metal pot that had the coffee boiling was tipped over, spilling its hot contents everywhere. But first, they had thrown three children into it, one after the other, as their desperate parents pulled them out. The skin had been burned off their legs, and they would be left disabled for life: one was a ten-year-old girl known as “the wobbly songbird;” she had a sweet high-pitched voice and sang sentimental ballads and rebel songs, and the mob leader had yanked her off the platform, saying, “We’ll shut your damn mouth!”

What was the meaning of this raid? According to the newspapers, it was the patriotic indignation of sailors from the fleet. There had been an explosion on one of the battleships, and several men had been killed, and the newspapers had printed a story that one of the wobblies had been heard to laugh with satisfaction. It is an ancient device of the master press. In old Russia the “Black Hundreds” were incited by tales of “ritual murders” committed by the Jews, Christian babies killed for sacrifice. In Britain now the government was forging letters attributed to the Soviet leaders, and using them to carry an election. In America the deportations delirium had been sanctified by a great collection of forged documents, officially endorsed.

What was the point of this raid? According to the newspapers, it was the patriotic anger of sailors from the fleet. There had been an explosion on one of the battleships, resulting in several deaths, and the papers reported that one of the wobblies had been heard laughing with satisfaction. This is an old trick of the powerful press. In old Russia, the “Black Hundreds” were stirred up by stories of “ritual murders” committed by Jews, claiming that Christian babies were killed for sacrifice. In Britain, the government was fabricating letters supposedly from Soviet leaders to influence an election. In America, the deportation craze had been legitimized by a large collection of forged documents that were officially approved.

It was a spontaneous mob, said these law and order newspapers. But this fact was noted: on all other occasions there had been policemen at these wobbly meetings, to take note of criminal utterances; but this night there had been no policeman on hand. Nor were there any afterwards; Bunny and the other “reds” might besiege the police department and the city government, and offer the names of the principal mob leaders, but there would be no step taken to punish anyone for this murderous raid!

It was a random crowd, said those law and order newspapers. But this was noted: on all other occasions, there had been police at these shaky meetings to keep track of any criminal statements; but that night, there was no police presence. Nor were there any later on; Bunny and the other "reds" could storm the police department and the city government, offering the names of the main mob leaders, but no action would be taken to punish anyone for this violent attack!

VI

Bunny didn’t expect to find Paul, but there he lay, flat on his back, with several people bending over him. His left eye was a mass of blood, and seemed as if destroyed by a blow; he lay, limp and motionless, and when Bunny called his name he did not answer. But he was alive, gasping with a kind of snoring sound.

Bunny didn’t expect to find Paul, but there he was, lying flat on his back, with several people hovering over him. His left eye was swollen and covered in blood, looking like it had been crushed by a blow; he lay there limp and still, and when Bunny called his name, he didn’t respond. But he was alive, breathing in a kind of snoring gasp.

A doctor! A doctor! There were several in the neighborhood, and people rushed away to look for them. From the days of Bunny’s residence in Beach City he knew the name of a surgeon, and hurried to a phone, and was so fortunate as to find the surgeon at home. Bunny told what had happened, and the other said he would come at once; in the case of injury to skull or other bones, X-ray pictures would be needed, so he gave the name of doctors who did such work, and Bunny did more telephoning, and arranged for one of these to be at his laboratory and await developments. Also he ordered an ambulance from a hospital.

A doctor! A doctor! There were several in the area, and people rushed off to find them. Since Bunny had lived in Beach City, he knew the name of a surgeon and quickly went to a phone. Fortunately, he found the surgeon at home. Bunny explained what had happened, and the surgeon said he would come right away. Since there could be injuries to the skull or other bones, X-ray images would be necessary, so he provided names of doctors who specialized in that work. Bunny made more calls and arranged for one of them to be at his lab to wait for updates. He also requested an ambulance from a hospital.

Then back to the hall, where Paul lay in the same condition. Rachel had laid a clean handkerchief over the battered eye, and put a pillow under his head. The other victims had been carried away, and the door of the wrecked hall shut against the curious crowd.

Then back to the hall, where Paul lay in the same condition. Rachel had placed a clean handkerchief over his bruised eye and put a pillow under his head. The other victims had been taken away, and the door of the damaged hall was shut against the curious crowd.

The surgeon came, and said it was concussion of the brain. There was evidence of a heavy blow at the base of the skull—either Paul had been struck in the eye, and had hit the back of his head in falling, or else he had been knocked down by a blow from behind, and later struck or trampled over the eye. The first thing was a picture; so the unconscious body was taken to the X-ray laboratory, and pictures were made, and the surgeon showed Bunny and Rachel the line of a fracture at the base of the skull, running to the front above the oral cavity. There was nothing to be done, it was impossible to operate in such a place. It was a question of how the brain had been affected, and as to that only time could tell. They must keep the patient quiet.

The surgeon arrived and said it was a concussion. There were signs of a heavy impact at the base of the skull—either Paul had been hit in the eye and fallen backward, hitting the back of his head, or he had been knocked down from behind and later struck or trampled on the eye. The first step was to take an X-ray, so the unconscious body was moved to the lab, where images were taken. The surgeon showed Bunny and Rachel the fracture line at the base of the skull, extending towards the front above the mouth. There was nothing they could do; it was impossible to operate in such a location. It was a matter of how the brain had been affected, and only time would reveal that. They needed to keep the patient calm.

There was a private hospital in the town; so before long Paul was lying on a bed, with a bandage over his eye, and his head in a sling to avoid pressure on the injured place; and Bunny and Rachel were sitting by the bedside, gazing mournfully. Womanlike, Rachel was reading his thoughts. “Dear heart, are you going to blame yourself all your life because you didn’t rush in and get your skull broken, too?” No, he couldn’t have prevented the harm, he knew it; but oh, why did it have to be Paul’s brain—the best brain that Bunny had ever known! He sat with a horrified, brooding stare.

There was a private hospital in the town, so before long Paul was lying on a bed, with a bandage over his eye and his head in a sling to avoid putting pressure on the injured area. Bunny and Rachel were sitting by his bedside, looking sad. In a typical way, Rachel was reading his thoughts. “Dear heart, are you going to blame yourself forever because you didn’t rush in and get your skull broken, too?” No, he couldn’t have stopped the damage; he knew that. But oh, why did it have to be Paul’s brain—the best brain Bunny had ever known! He sat there with a horrified, brooding stare.

But there was another ordeal to be faced. Rachel reminded him, “We’ve got to tell Ruth.” She offered to attend to it, to spare his feelings. She got her brother Jacob on the phone—he had just got home from a committee meeting, and now he must call a taxi, and drive to Ruth’s home and bring her to the harbor.

But there was another challenge to deal with. Rachel reminded him, “We need to tell Ruth.” She offered to handle it to spare his feelings. She called her brother Jacob—he had just gotten home from a committee meeting, and now he had to call a taxi, drive to Ruth’s house, and bring her to the harbor.

Two hours later Ruth came running up the stairs, her face like a mask of fright. “How is he? How is he?” When she entered the room, and saw Paul, she stopped. “Oh, what is it?” And when they told her—“Is he going to live?” She drew nearer, never taking her eyes off his face. Her hands would stretch out to him, and then draw back, because she might not touch him; they would go out again, as if they had a will of their own. Suddenly her knees gave way, and she sank to the floor, and covered her face with her hands, sobbing, sobbing.

Two hours later, Ruth came running up the stairs, her face pale with fear. “How is he? How is he?” When she entered the room and saw Paul, she froze. “Oh, what’s wrong?” And when they told her—“Is he going to be okay?” She moved closer, her eyes glued to his face. Her hands would reach out to him, then pull back because she couldn’t touch him; they would move again as if they had a mind of their own. Suddenly, her knees buckled, and she sank to the floor, covering her face with her hands, sobbing, sobbing.

They tried to comfort her, but she hardly knew they were there. She was alone, in the dreadful corridors of grief. Bunny, watching her, felt hot tears stealing down his cheeks. It wasn’t natural for a girl to feel that way about a brother, Vee had said; but Bunny knew how it was—Ruth was back in those childhood days on the lonely hills of Paradise, when Paul had been her only friend, a refuge from a family of fanatics, with a father who beat her to make her think like him. Back there she had known that Paul was a great man, and had followed him all these years; she had watched his mind unfolding, and learned everything she knew from it—and now, to see it destroyed by a brute with a piece of iron pipe!

They tried to comfort her, but she barely knew they were there. She felt completely alone in the terrible depths of grief. Bunny, watching her, felt warm tears streaming down his cheeks. Vee had said it wasn’t normal for a girl to feel that way about a brother, but Bunny understood—Ruth was back in those childhood days on the lonely hills of Paradise, when Paul had been her only friend, a refuge from a family of extremists, with a father who hit her to force her to think like him. Back then, she had known that Paul was a great man and had followed him all these years; she had watched his mind develop and learned everything she knew from him—and now, to see it destroyed by a brute with a iron pipe!

VII

It was long after midnight; and Rachel sought to draw Bunny away. There was nothing more they could do, either for Paul or his sister. There was a small hotel a few doors away, they would get a room there, and rest, and the hospital nurse would notify them if there were any change. And Bunny yielded: he must not be unfair to Rachel. He knew there was something unnatural about his own devotion to Paul, the subjection of his mind to everything that Paul thought, the exactness of his memory of everything Paul had said. Yes, Bertie had told him that, and then Vee—and now Rachel!

It was well past midnight, and Rachel tried to pull Bunny away. There was nothing else they could do for Paul or his sister. There was a small hotel a few doors down where they could get a room and rest, and the hospital nurse would call them if anything changed. Bunny agreed; he couldn't be unfair to Rachel. He realized there was something off about his intense loyalty to Paul, how his mind was completely consumed by Paul’s thoughts, and how precisely he remembered everything Paul had said. Yes, Bertie had pointed that out, then Vee—and now Rachel!

He could not sleep. So, lying a-bed in the hotel room, he explained it to her; how Paul had come when Bunny was groping for something different and better in his life. Paul had given him an ideal—something stern and hard—self-sufficiency, independence of judgment, determination to face life and understand it, and not be drawn away in pursuit of money or pleasure. Bunny had not been able to follow that ideal—no, he had lived in luxury, and gone chasing after women; but he had had the vision, the longing to be like Paul.

He couldn't sleep. So, lying in bed in the hotel room, he explained it to her; how Paul had come into Bunny's life when he was searching for something different and better. Paul had offered him an ideal—something tough and uncompromising—self-sufficiency, independent thinking, a determination to face life and understand it, without getting distracted by the pursuit of money or pleasure. Bunny hadn't been able to live up to that ideal—no, he lived in luxury and chased after women; but he had felt the vision, the desire to be like Paul.

And then, at each new crisis in his life, Paul would come along, a sort of standard by which Bunny could measure himself and what he was doing, and realize how little success he was having. Paul had taught him about the workers, and how they felt; Paul had been the incarnation of the new, awakening working-class. Paul’s mind had been a searchlight, illumining the world-situation, showing Bunny what he needed to know. Now the light was out, and Bunny would have to see by his own feeble lantern!

And then, at every new crisis in his life, Paul would show up, a kind of standard by which Bunny could measure himself and what he was doing, and realize how little success he was achieving. Paul had taught him about the workers and their feelings; Paul had represented the new, awakening working class. Paul’s mind had been a spotlight, illuminating the global situation, showing Bunny what he needed to understand. Now the light was gone, and Bunny would have to see with his own weak lantern!

“Dear, he may get well,” Rachel whispered; but Bunny moaned, no, no, he was going to die. Like a jagged flash of lightning before his mind was that X-ray picture of the crack at the base of Paul’s skull. The light was out, at least from this world; a brute with a piece of iron pipe had extinguished it.

“Dear, he might get better,” Rachel whispered; but Bunny moaned, no, no, he was going to die. Like a sharp flash of lightning in his mind was that X-ray of the crack at the base of Paul’s skull. The light was gone, at least from this world; a brute with a piece of iron pipe had snuffed it out.

Rachel put her arms about him and sought to beguile him with caresses. And she succeeded, of course; he could not refuse her love. So presently he slept a little. But Rachel did not sleep, she lay holding him in her arms, because he would jump and start in his sleep, his limbs would quiver—just the way she felt when the great guns went off!

Rachel wrapped her arms around him and tried to charm him with her touches. And she succeeded, of course; he couldn't resist her affection. So soon, he dozed off for a bit. But Rachel didn't sleep; she lay there holding him in her arms, because he would twitch and stir in his sleep, his limbs would tremble—just like she felt when the big guns fired!

What was Bunny doing? Fighting those brutes with their clubs and hatchets and iron pipe? Or back in the old days, when he had hovered over Paul and Ruth, watching events that wrung his soul? Watching Dad deprive the family of their land; watching the oil operators crush the first strike; watching the government tear Paul away and make him into a strike-breaker for Wall Street bankers; watching Vernon Roscoe throw Paul into prison; watching capitalism with its world-wide system of terror drive Paul here and there, harry him, malign him, threaten him—until at last it hired the brute with the iron pipe!

What was Bunny doing? Fighting those thugs with their bats and axes and metal pipes? Or back in the old days, when he had hovered over Paul and Ruth, witnessing events that tore at his heart? Watching Dad take away the family's land; watching the oil companies crush the first strike; watching the government pull Paul away and turn him into a strike-breaker for Wall Street bankers; watching Vernon Roscoe throw Paul in jail; watching capitalism and its global system of terror chase Paul around, harass him, slander him, threaten him—until finally, it got the thug with the metal pipe!

VIII

Morning came, and they went back to the hospital room. Nothing was changed. Paul still lay, breathing hoarsely; and Ruth sat in a chair by the bedside, her eyes fixed upon him, her hands clasped tightly. She was whiter, that was all, and her lips were quivering, never still. The hospital nurse begged her to lie down and rest, but she shook her head. No, she was used to watching the sick; she was a nurse too. The other answered that all nurses slept when they could; but no, please—Ruth wanted to stay right here.

Morning came, and they went back to the hospital room. Nothing had changed. Paul still lay there, breathing heavily, and Ruth sat in a chair by the bedside, her eyes locked on him, her hands tightly clasped. She was paler, that was all, and her lips were quivering, never still. The hospital nurse urged her to lie down and rest, but she shook her head. No, she was used to watching over the sick; she was a nurse too. The nurse replied that all nurses rested whenever they could; but no, please—Ruth wanted to stay right here.

The surgeon came again. There was nothing he could do, time would have to tell. Bunny took him aside and asked what were the chances. Impossible to say. If Paul were going to get well, he would return to consciousness. If he were going to die, there might be a meningitis, or perhaps a blood clot on the brain.

The surgeon came back again. There was nothing he could do; only time would tell. Bunny pulled him aside and asked what the chances were. It was impossible to say. If Paul was going to get better, he would regain consciousness. If he was going to die, it could be meningitis or maybe a blood clot on the brain.

Rachel said the family ought to be notified. So Bunny sent a telegram to Abel Watkins at Paradise, telling him to engage an auto and bring the family at Bunny’s expense. He debated whether it was his duty to telegraph Eli, and decided not to. Old Mr. Watkins might do it, but Bunny would be guided by what Paul would have wished. Then he got the morning papers, and read their exultant account of the night’s events: the reds had been taught a much-needed lesson, and law and order were safe at the harbor.

Rachel said the family should be notified. So Bunny sent a telegram to Abel Watkins in Paradise, telling him to arrange a ride and bring the family at Bunny’s expense. He thought about whether he should message Eli and decided against it. Old Mr. Watkins might handle that, but Bunny wanted to follow what Paul would have wanted. Then he grabbed the morning papers and read their excited coverage of the night’s events: the reds had been taught a much-needed lesson, and law and order were secure at the harbor.

It was the morning of election day: the culmination of a campaign that had been like a long nightmare to Bunny. Senator LaFollette had been running, with the backing of the Socialists, and the great issue had been the oil steals; the indicted exposers of the crime against the criminals in power. At first the exposers had really made some headway, the people seemed to care. But the enemy was only waiting for the time to strike. In the last three weeks of the campaign he turned loose his reserves, and it was like a vast cloud of hornets, the sky black with a swarm of stinging, turning, poisoning lies!

It was election day morning: the peak of a campaign that had felt like a long nightmare for Bunny. Senator LaFollette was running with the support of the Socialists, and the big issue was the oil thefts; the indicted whistleblowers exposing the crime against those in power. Initially, the whistleblowers made some progress, and the public seemed interested. But the opposition was just waiting for the right moment to strike. In the final three weeks of the campaign, they unleashed their full force, like a massive cloud of hornets, the sky dark with a swarm of stinging, twisting, poisonous lies!

It was the money of Vernon Roscoe and the oil men, of course: plus the money of the bankers and the power interests and the great protected manufacturers, all those who had something to gain by the purchase of government, or something to lose by failure to purchase. Another fifty million dollar campaign; and in every village and hamlet, in every precinct of every city and town, there was a committee for the distribution of terror. The great central factories where it was manufactured were in Washington and New York, and the product was shipped out wholesale, all over the land, and circulated by every agency—newspapers and leaflets, mass-meetings, parades, bands, red fire and torchlights, the radio and the moving picture screen. If LaFollette, the red destroyer, were elected, business would be smashed, the workers would be jobless; therefore vote for that strong silent statesman, that great, wise, noble-minded friend of the plain people known as “Cautious Cal.” And now, while Paul Watkins lay gasping out his life, there was a snow-storm of ballots falling over the land, nearly a thousand every second. The will of the plain people was being made known.

It was definitely the money from Vernon Roscoe and the oil guys, along with the funds from bankers, power players, and the major protected manufacturers—all those who stood to gain from buying influence in government or who risked losing everything if they didn’t. Another fifty million dollar campaign; and in every village and town, in every precinct of every city, there was a committee set up to spread fear. The main factories where it was produced were in Washington and New York, and the product was shipped out en masse across the country, distributed by every means possible—newspapers and flyers, mass gatherings, parades, bands, fireworks, the radio, and movie screens. If LaFollette, the dangerous radical, were elected, it would ruin businesses, leaving workers unemployed; therefore, vote for that strong, silent leader, that wise, noble friend of the everyday people known as “Cautious Cal.” And now, while Paul Watkins lay gasping for breath, ballots were falling like snowflakes across the nation, nearly a thousand every second. The voice of the common people was being heard.

IX

It was a day like midsummer, and the windows of the hospital room were open. Next door, some twenty feet away, was an apartment house, and in the room directly across this space, by the open window, was one of the two hundred thousand radio sets which are in use in the state of California. The occupant of the apartment was one of those two hundred thousand housewives who are accustomed to perform their domestic duties to the tune of “Jesus, Lover of My Soul,” or else of “Flamin’ Mamie, Sure-fire Vamp.” There are a dozen broadcasting stations within range, and some are always going, and you can take your choice. This housewife had catholic tastes, and the watchers at Paul’s bedside were beguiled by snatches from the Aloha Hawaiian Quartette, and the Organ Recital of the First Methodist Church, and the Piggly Wiggly Girls’ Orchestra, and Radio QXJ reporting that a large vote was being cast in the East, and Radio VZW offering second-hand automobiles for sale, and an unidentified orator exhorting all citizens to hurry to the polls, and Miss Elvira Smithers, coloratura soprano, singing, “Ah loves you mah honey, yes Ah doo-oo-oo-oo.”

It was a day like midsummer, and the windows of the hospital room were open. Next door, about twenty feet away, was an apartment building, and in the room directly across from this space, by the open window, was one of the two hundred thousand radio sets in use in California. The person living in the apartment was one of those two hundred thousand housewives who were used to doing their household tasks to the sounds of “Jesus, Lover of My Soul,” or “Flamin’ Mamie, Sure-fire Vamp.” There are a dozen radio stations within range, and there’s always something playing, so you can choose what you want. This housewife had diverse tastes, and the people watching over Paul’s bedside were entertained by snippets from the Aloha Hawaiian Quartette, the Organ Recital of the First Methodist Church, the Piggly Wiggly Girls’ Orchestra, Radio QXJ reporting that a large vote was being cast in the East, Radio VZW offering used cars for sale, an unidentified speaker urging all citizens to rush to the polls, and Miss Elvira Smithers, coloratura soprano, singing, “Ah loves you mah honey, yes Ah doo-oo-oo-oo.”

There came telephone calls from the Workers’ party, and from the wobblies at the harbor. And newspaper reporters, who politely listened to Bunny’s indignation at the raid, and made a few notes, but published nothing, of course. The newspapers of Angel City have a policy which any child can understand—they never print news which injures or offends any business interest.

There were phone calls from the Workers’ party and the union guys at the harbor. Newspaper reporters politely listened to Bunny’s outrage about the raid, took a few notes, but didn’t publish anything, of course. The newspapers in Angel City have a policy that even a child can understand—they never print news that hurts or upsets any business interests.

A telephone call from Paradise; Meelie Watkins, now Mrs. Andy Bugner, calling. Her father and mother, with Sadie, had gone to attend a revival meeting. Meelie didn’t know just where it was, but would try to locate them. How was Paul? And when Bunny told her, she asked had they summoned Eli. Whether they believed in him or not, it was a fact that Eli was a great healer; he had cured all sorts of people, and surely should have a chance with his own brother! So Bunny sent a telegram to Eli at the Tabernacle, telling him of Paul’s condition; and two hours later a large and expensive limousine stopped at the hospital door.

A phone call from Paradise; Meelie Watkins, now Mrs. Andy Bugner, was on the line. Her parents, along with Sadie, had gone to a revival meeting. Meelie wasn’t sure where it was but would try to find out. How was Paul? When Bunny told her, she asked if they had called Eli. Whether they believed in him or not, the truth was that Eli was a skilled healer; he had helped all kinds of people, and surely he should have a chance with his own brother! So Bunny sent a telegram to Eli at the Tabernacle, informing him of Paul’s condition; and two hours later, a large and expensive limousine pulled up to the hospital door.

Eli Watkins, Prophet of the Third Revelation, wore a cream white flannel suit, which made his tall figure conspicuous. He had adopted a pontifical air in these days of glory and power. He did not shake hands with you, but fixed you with a pair of large, prominent, bright blue eyes, and said, “The blessings of the Lord upon you.” And when he was in the presence of his brother, he stood gazing, but asking no questions; he was not interested in X-ray pictures of skulls, the Lord knew all that was needed. Finally he said, “I wish to be alone with my brother.” There was no evident reason for denying that request, so Bunny and Rachel and Ruth went out.

Eli Watkins, Prophet of the Third Revelation, wore a cream white flannel suit that made his tall figure stand out. He had taken on a lofty demeanor in these days of glory and authority. He didn’t shake hands, but instead locked eyes with you through a pair of large, bright blue eyes and said, “The blessings of the Lord upon you.” When he was with his brother, he just stared, not asking any questions; he wasn’t interested in X-ray images of skulls since the Lord knew everything that was necessary. Finally, he said, “I wish to be alone with my brother.” There was no clear reason to deny that request, so Bunny, Rachel, and Ruth stepped outside.

It didn’t make any difference to Ruth where she was—there was nothing to do but stare in front of her, with that terrible quivering of her lips, that wrung your heartstrings. A picture of dreadful grief! The doctor of the hospital begged her to drink a little milk, and the nurse brought a glass, and Ruth tasted, but she could not swallow it. There came a rush of tears to her eyes. You couldn’t talk to her, or do anything with her at all.

It didn’t matter to Ruth where she was—there was nothing to do but stare ahead, with that awful trembling of her lips that tugged at your heart. A picture of deep sorrow! The hospital doctor urged her to drink some milk, and the nurse brought her a glass, and Ruth took a sip, but she couldn’t swallow it. Tears welled up in her eyes. You couldn't talk to her or do anything with her at all.

Eli went away without saying a word; the ways of the Lord being not always understandable by common mortals. There was no apparent change in Paul’s condition. Ruth went back to her vigil; but now the doctor gave an order, she must take a sleeping powder and lie down; he would not permit her to kill herself in his establishment. Being trained to take the orders of doctors, Ruth was led away, and Bunny and Rachel kept the vigil.

Eli left without saying anything; the ways of the Lord aren’t always clear to ordinary people. There was no noticeable change in Paul’s condition. Ruth returned to her watch, but now the doctor ordered her to take a sleeping pill and lie down; he wouldn’t allow her to harm herself in his care. Used to following doctors' orders, Ruth was taken away, while Bunny and Rachel continued the watch.

X

Night fell. The householder who occupied the apartment opposite their window came home and had his supper, and now, comfortable in his shirtsleeves, with pipe in mouth, he sat in a deep wicker chair in front of his radio set, and proceeded to explore the circumambient ether. So the watchers by Paul’s bedside got the news of the election without leaving their posts. Owing to difference in time, California gets returns from the east before it gets its own; but it was all the same this Tuesday evening, east and west, the fifty million dollar campaign fund had done its work, and wherever you listened, you learned that more voters had cast their ballots for the strong silent statesman than for all his opponents put together. And since that was the thing ardently desired by the broadcasting stations, and the great newspapers and churches and temples and tabernacles which own them, there was a tone of jocularity in the announcements, and after you had learned that Massachusetts was going three to one for her favorite son, you would hear the Six Jolly Jazz Boys proclaiming, “Got a hot little gal in a railroad town!”—or perhaps the Chicago Comet, chuckling, “My cutie’s due at two-to-two!” It made a cheerful atmosphere to die in; but unfortunately Paul wasn’t hearing it.

Night fell. The guy living in the apartment across from their window came home, had his dinner, and now, comfortable in his shirtsleeves with a pipe in his mouth, he sat in a deep wicker chair in front of his radio, exploring the surrounding airwaves. So, the people watching by Paul’s bedside got the news of the election without leaving their posts. Because of the time difference, California gets updates from the East before it gets its own, but on this Tuesday evening, it was all the same, East and West; the fifty-million-dollar campaign fund had done its job, and wherever you tuned in, you heard that more voters had cast their ballots for the strong, silent statesman than for all his opponents combined. And since that was exactly what the broadcasting stations, big newspapers, and the churches and temples supporting them wanted, there was a light-hearted tone in the announcements. After hearing that Massachusetts was going three to one for her favorite son, you might catch the Six Jolly Jazz Boys singing, “Got a hot little gal in a railroad town!”—or perhaps the Chicago Comet, chuckling, “My cutie’s due at two-to-two!” It created a cheerful atmosphere to die in; but unfortunately, Paul wasn’t hearing any of it.

The Tabernacle of the Third Revelation on the air. Eli’s followers were not concerned with elections, being soon to wing their way to celestial regions which are conducted upon the monarchical principle. They opened with an organ recital, and the householder didn’t care for that, but preferred Radio VKZ, program sponsored by the Snow Baby Soap Company, introducing the first appearance in Angel City of the Pretty Pet Trio, singing their latest popular melody hit, “My Little Jazz-baby, Razz-baby Coon.” But later the householder tried the Tabernacle again, and there was the bellowing voice of Eli, that all California householders love. So Bunny and Rachel learned what had been the meaning of Eli’s visit.

The Tabernacle of the Third Revelation was on the air. Eli’s followers weren’t worried about elections, as they were about to head to heavenly places run by a monarchy. They started with an organ performance, but the householder wasn’t interested and preferred Radio VKZ, a program sponsored by the Snow Baby Soap Company, which featured the debut in Angel City of the Pretty Pet Trio singing their latest hit, “My Little Jazz-baby, Razz-baby Coon.” Later, the householder tuned back into the Tabernacle, and there was Eli’s booming voice that all Californians love. So Bunny and Rachel understood what Eli’s visit meant.

“Brethren, the Lord has vouchsafed a wonderful proof of His mercy to me. Glorious tidings He gives to the world tonight! I have an older brother, the helpmate of my boyhood, Paul by name, and he was brought up in the fear of the Lord; the voice of the Most Highest was familiar to him on the lonely hills where we tended our father’s flocks together. Shepherd boys we were, sitting under the stars, awaiting a sign of the Lord’s mercy, and praying for the lost ones of this world to be saved from the devices of the great Tempter.

“Brothers, the Lord has given me a wonderful sign of His mercy. Amazing news He brings to the world tonight! I have an older brother named Paul, who was my companion growing up, and he was raised to honor the Lord; the voice of the Most High was familiar to him on the lonely hills where we took care of our father's flocks together. We were shepherd boys, sitting under the stars, waiting for a sign of the Lord’s mercy and praying for the lost souls of this world to be saved from the schemes of the great Tempter.

“Brethren, this brother grew up, and he strayed from the faith of his childhood, he fell into evil company, and became a scoffer at the Lord’s Word. The love of our Savior Jesus Christ was no longer in his heart, but hatred and strife and jealousy of those to whom the Lord has revealed His Truth. And, brethren, the ruin which this misguided brother sought to bring upon others has fallen upon his own head, and tonight he lies dying, struck down by the evil passions which he himself incited. It was my painful task to go to his bedside, and see him lying in a stupor.

“Brothers and sisters, this guy grew up, and he drifted away from the faith of his childhood, got involved with the wrong crowd, and started mocking the Lord’s Word. The love of our Savior Jesus Christ was no longer in his heart, replaced by hatred, conflict, and jealousy towards those to whom the Lord has revealed His Truth. And, brothers and sisters, the destruction that this misguided guy tried to bring upon others has come back to him, and tonight he lies dying, brought down by the evil passions he stirred up himself. It was a painful task for me to go to his bedside and see him lying there in a daze.

“But oh my friends, who can foresee the Wisdom of the Lord? Who can understand His ways? It was His Will to answer my prayers, and permit my lost brother to open his eyes, and hear the voice of the Lord speaking by my lips, and to answer, and confess his transgressions, and repent, and be healed, and washed in the Blood of the Lamb. Glory hallelujah! Glory! Though thy sins be as scarlet they shall become as white as snow, blessed be the name of the Lord! Brethren, rejoice with me; for I have found my sheep which was lost. I say unto you that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance. Hallelujah! Hallelujah!”

“But oh my friends, who can predict the Wisdom of the Lord? Who can truly understand His ways? It was His Will to answer my prayers and let my lost brother open his eyes and hear the voice of the Lord speaking through me, and to respond, confess his wrongs, repent, be healed, and be washed in the Blood of the Lamb. Glory hallelujah! Glory! Though your sins are like scarlet, they will become as white as snow, blessed be the name of the Lord! Brothers and sisters, rejoice with me; for I have found my lost sheep. I tell you that there will be more joy in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous people who don’t need to repent. Hallelujah! Hallelujah!”

All through this discourse you were aware of the murmur and stir of a great crowd. They would break into ejaculations at every pause in the prophet’s words; and now at the end they drowned him out with a chorus of rejoicing, “Glory! Glory, hallelujah!” And in the doorway of the hospital room stood Ruth Watkins, having awakened from her sleep. She was staring at Bunny with horrified eyes, and whispering, “Oh, what a lie!”

All throughout this conversation, you could hear the low buzz and movement of a large crowd. They would shout excitedly at every pause in the speaker's words; and now, at the end, they overwhelmed him with a joyful chorus, “Glory! Glory, hallelujah!” In the doorway of the hospital room stood Ruth Watkins, having woken up from her sleep. She was staring at Bunny with wide eyes, whispering, “Oh, what a lie!”

Yes, Bunny suspected that it was a lie; but he could not prove it; and even if he could, what then? The radio is a one-sided institution; you can listen, but you cannot answer back. In that lies its enormous usefulness to the capitalist system. The householder sits at home and takes what is handed to him, like an infant being fed through a tube. It is a basis upon which to build the greatest slave empire in history.

Yes, Bunny suspected it was a lie; but he couldn't prove it; and even if he could, so what? The radio is a one-way medium; you can listen, but you can't respond. That's where its immense value to the capitalist system comes in. The homeowner sits at home and consumes whatever is fed to them, like a baby being nourished through a tube. It's a foundation on which to construct the largest slave empire in history.

XI

The householder shifted his dial. The returns from California were beginning to come in. “Radio VXZ, the Angel City Evening Howler, Angel City, California.” The announcer had a soft, caressing voice, worth a thousand dollars a month to him; it had a little chuckle which caused the children to adore him—he went by the name of “Uncle Peter,” and told them bed-time stories. Now he was applying his humor to the returns. “Rosario, California. Hello! The home town of Bob Buckman, secretary to the Chamber of Commerce! Let’s see what Bob’s been doing! Rosario, 37 precincts out of 52 give LaFollette 117, Davis 86, Coolidge, 549. Well, well! If Bob Buckman is listening in on VXZ, congratulations from Uncle Peter—you’re a great little booster, Bob!”

The homeowner adjusted his dial. The election results from California were starting to come in. “Radio VXZ, the Angel City Evening Howler, Angel City, California.” The announcer had a smooth, soothing voice that was worth a thousand dollars a month; it had a little chuckle that made the kids love him—he went by “Uncle Peter” and told them bedtime stories. Now he was using his humor to announce the results. “Rosario, California. Hello! The hometown of Bob Buckman, secretary to the Chamber of Commerce! Let’s see what Bob’s been up to! Rosario, 37 precincts out of 52 report LaFollette 117, Davis 86, Coolidge 549. Well, well! If Bob Buckman is listening on VXZ, congratulations from Uncle Peter—you’re a fantastic little supporter, Bob!”

And then, startling the watchers by the bedside—“Paradise, California. Now what do you think of that? The location of the Ross Junior oil field, owned by Bunny Ross, our parlor Bolshevik! Bunny’s the boy that bails out the political prisoners, as he calls them; he publishes a little paper to dye our college boys and girls pink. Let’s see what Little Bunny’s town has to say to him. Paradise, California, 14 precincts out of 29 give LaFollette 217, Davis 98, Coolidge 693. Well, well, Bunny—you’ve got some more boring from within to do!”

And then, surprising the people by the bedside—“Paradise, California. What do you think of that? It’s the site of the Ross Junior oil field, owned by Bunny Ross, our local Bolshevik! Bunny’s the guy who bails out those political prisoners, as he likes to call them; he runs a small paper to turn our college students pink. Let’s see what Little Bunny’s town has to say to him. Paradise, California, 14 precincts out of 29 give LaFollette 217, Davis 98, Coolidge 693. Well, well, Bunny—you’ve got some more soul-searching to do!”

The householder shifted again. “Radio QXJ, the Angel City Evening Roarer, banjo solo by Bella Blue, the Witch of Wicheta.” Plunkety-plunkety—plunkety-plunkety—plunk-plunk-plunk-plunk!

The homeowner moved again. “Radio QXJ, the Angel City Evening Roarer, banjo solo by Bella Blue, the Witch of Wicheta.” Plunkety-plunkety—plunkety-plunkety—plunk-plunk-plunk-plunk!

Paul’s lips were beginning to move. There was a trace of sound, and Ruth bent close to him. “He’s coming back to life! Oh, call the doctor!” The hospital doctor came, and listened, and felt Paul’s pulse; but he shook his head. It was merely a question of what areas of the brain were affected; the speech areas might be uninjured. The sounds were incoherent, and the doctor said Paul didn’t know what he was saying. He might stay that way for days, even for a week or two.

Paul's lips started to move. There was a faint sound, and Ruth leaned in closer to him. “He’s coming back to life! Oh, get the doctor!” The hospital doctor arrived, listened, and checked Paul’s pulse, but he shook his head. It was just a matter of which parts of the brain were impacted; the speech areas might be fine. The sounds were unclear, and the doctor said Paul didn’t know what he was saying. He could remain like this for days, or even a week or two.

But Ruth continued to listen, and try to catch a word. Paul might be there, somehow, trying to speak to her, to convey some request. She whispered, in an agony of longing, “Paul, Paul, are you trying to talk to me?” The sounds grew louder, and Rachel said, “It’s a foreign language.” Bunny said, “It must be Russian”—the only foreign language Paul knew. It was strange, like a corpse talking, or a wax doll; the sounds seemed to come from deep in his throat. “Da zdrávstvooyet Revolútziya!” over and over; and Bunny said, “That must mean revolution.” And then, “Vsya vlast Soviétam!”—that must have something to do with the Soviets!

But Ruth kept listening, trying to catch a word. Paul could be there somehow, trying to talk to her, to send some message. She whispered, filled with longing, “Paul, Paul, are you trying to talk to me?” The sounds got louder, and Rachel said, “It’s a foreign language.” Bunny said, “It must be Russian”—the only foreign language Paul knew. It was strange, like a corpse speaking or a wax figure; the sounds seemed to come deep from his throat. “Da zdrávstvooyet Revolútziya!” over and over; and Bunny said, “That must mean revolution.” Then, “Vsya vlast Soviétam!”—that must be related to the Soviets!

For an hour that went on; until suddenly Ruth exclaimed, “Bunny, we ought to find out what he’s saying! Oh, surely we ought to—just think, if he’s asking for help!”

For an hour it went on; until suddenly Ruth shouted, “Bunny, we need to find out what he’s saying! Oh, we really should—just think, if he’s asking for help!”

Rachel tried to argue with her; it was just a delirium. But Ruth became more excited—she didn’t want Rachel to interfere. Rachel had saved her man, and what did she know about suffering? “I want to know what Paul’s saying! Can’t we find somebody that knows Russian?” So Bunny got Gregor Nikolaieff on the phone, and asked him to jump on the car and come down here.

Rachel tried to argue with her; it was just a crazy episode. But Ruth got even more worked up—she didn’t want Rachel to get involved. Rachel had rescued her guy, and what did she know about pain? “I want to know what Paul’s saying! Can’t we find someone who speaks Russian?” So Bunny called Gregor Nikolaieff and asked him to hop in the car and come down here.

When Bunny returned to the room, Paul was talking louder than ever, but still moving only his lips. The Angel Jazz Choir were shouting, “Honey-baby, honey-baby, kiss me in the neck!” And Paul was saying again and again, “Nie troodyáshchiysia da nie yest!”

When Bunny got back to the room, Paul was talking louder than ever, but he was still just moving his lips. The Angel Jazz Choir was shouting, “Honey-baby, honey-baby, kiss me on the neck!” And Paul kept saying, “Nie troodyáshchiysia da nie yest!”

“Oh, Bunny,” pleaded Ruth, “We ought to write down what he says! He might stop—and never speak again!” Bunny understood—Ruth had been brought up to believe in revelations, in words of awful import spoken on special occasions, in strange languages or other unusual ways. The doctors might call it delirium, but how could they be sure? Things that were hidden from the wise were revealed to babes and sucklings. So Bunny got out his notebook and fountain-pen, and wrote down what Paul’s words sounded like, as near as he could guess. “Hliéba, mira, svobódy!” And when Gregor came in, an hour or so later, he was able to say this meant, “Bread, peace, freedom,” the slogan of the Bolsheviks when they took possession of Russia: and “Dayesh positziyu!”—that was a war-cry of the red army, commanding the enemy to give up the position. The other things Paul had been saying were phrases of the revolution, that he had heard first in Siberia, and then in Moscow. No, Paul was not trying to talk to his sister; he was telling the young workers of America what the young workers of Russia were doing!

“Oh, Bunny,” Ruth urged, “We need to write down what he says! He might stop—and never speak again!” Bunny got it—Ruth had been raised to believe in revelations, in important words spoken on special occasions, in strange languages or other unusual ways. The doctors might call it delirium, but how could they be sure? Things that were hidden from the wise were revealed to the innocent. So Bunny took out his notebook and fountain pen, and wrote down what Paul’s words sounded like, as best as he could guess. “Hliéba, mira, svobódy!” And when Gregor came in about an hour later, he was able to say this meant, “Bread, peace, freedom,” the slogan of the Bolsheviks when they took control of Russia: and “Dayesh positziyu!”—that was a battle cry of the Red Army, telling the enemy to surrender the position. The other things Paul had been saying were phrases from the revolution, which he had heard first in Siberia, then in Moscow. No, Paul wasn’t trying to talk to his sister; he was telling the young workers of America what the young workers of Russia were doing!

XII

“Radio VXZ, the Angel City Evening Howler, Winitsky’s orchestra, in the main dining-room of the Admiralty Hotel, broadcasting by remote control.” And then presently “Radio QXJ, the Evening Roarer,” giving election returns—big figures now. “Republican Campaign Headquarters in New York, in a bulletin issued at 1 A. M., estimates that Calvin Coolidge has carried Massachusetts by 400,000 plurality—hooray for the Old Bay State! And New York by 900,000—three cheers for the Empire State—ray, ray, ray! And Illinois by—wait a minute there, somebody’s knocked my glasses off—they’re pulling the rough stuff in this studio. Behave yourselves, girls, don’t you know the world’s listening in on QXJ tonight? Illinois by 900,000. Whoopee! That noise you hear is the Chicago Comet yelping for his home state! It’s time we heard the Chicago Comet again—sing us a hot one, Teddy—that little warble about the street car comin’ along. You know what I mean?” A broad, jolly Negro voice answered, “Yessah, Ah knows! Yessah, hyar Ah goes!” Plunkety-plunk—

“Radio VXZ, the Angel City Evening Howler, Winitsky’s orchestra, in the main dining room of the Admiralty Hotel, broadcasting remotely.” And then soon after “Radio QXJ, the Evening Roarer,” giving election returns—big numbers now. “Republican Campaign Headquarters in New York, in a bulletin issued at 1 A.M., estimates that Calvin Coolidge has won Massachusetts by a 400,000 plurality—hooray for the Old Bay State! And New York by 900,000—three cheers for the Empire State—yay, yay, yay! And Illinois by—wait a second, someone knocked my glasses off—they're causing a ruckus in this studio. Calm down, ladies, don’t you know the world’s tuning in to QXJ tonight? Illinois by 900,000. Whoopee! That noise you hear is the Chicago Comet cheering for his home state! It’s time we heard the Chicago Comet again—sing us a lively one, Teddy—that little tune about the streetcar coming along. You know what I mean?” A broad, cheerful Black voice replied, “Yes, sir, I know! Yes, sir, here I go!” Plunkety-plunk—

“Ah had some one befoah Ah had you

“Ah had someone before Ah had you

  An’ Ah’ll have someone aftah you’s gone,

An’ I’ll have someone after you’re gone,

A street car or a sweetheart doan’ mattah to me,

A streetcar or a sweetheart doesn't matter to me,

  There’ll be another one comin’ along!”

There’ll be another one coming along!”

Six or seven years ago the people of the United States in their sovereign wisdom had passed a law forbidding the sale of alcoholic liquor for beverage purposes. But the advocates of law and order reserve to themselves the privilege of deciding which laws they will obey, and the prohibition act is not among them. All ruling class America celebrates its political victories by getting drunk. Bunny knew how it was, having got drunk himself four years ago when President Harding had been elected; he could smile appreciatively when the announcer of QXJ tripped over his syllables—“Thass not polite now, Polly, quit your shovin’ this micro-hiccrophone!”

Six or seven years ago, the people of the United States, in their wisdom, had passed a law banning the sale of alcohol for drinking purposes. But those who advocate for law and order choose which laws to follow, and the prohibition law isn’t one of them. The ruling class in America celebrates its political victories by getting drunk. Bunny knew this well, having gotten drunk himself four years ago when President Harding was elected; he could smile in appreciation when the announcer of QXJ stumbled over his words—“That’s not polite now, Polly, stop shoving this micro-hiccrophone!”

The householder next door was a workingman, or clerk, or such humble being, denied the royal privilege of breaking the law at ten dollars a quart for gin and thirty for champagne. But he could sit here till after midnight, and turn from one studio to another, and enjoy a series of vicarious jags. “Radio VXZ, the main dining-room of the Admiralty Hotel.” A chanteuse from the Grand Guignol in Paris was singing a ballad, and you could hear the laughter of those who understood the obscenity, and those who pretended to understand it, and those who were too drunk to understand anything but how to laugh. Bunny was there in his mind, because it was in this dining-room that he had been drunk, and Dad had been drunk, and Vee Tracy and Annabelle Ames and Vernon Roscoe—and Harvey Manning sound asleep in his chair, and Tommy Paley trying to climb onto the table, and having to be kept from fighting the waiters. There were three hundred tables in that hall, all reserved a month in advance, and all with occupants in the same condition; the tables stacked with hip-pocket flasks and bottles, strewn with the ashes of cigarettes, the stains of spilled foods, flowers and confetti, and little rolls of tissue-paper tape thrown from one table to another, covering the room with a spider’s web of bright colors; toy balloons tossing here and there; music, a riot of singing and shouting, and men sprawling over half-naked women, old and young, flappers, and mothers and grandmothers of flappers.

The neighbor next door was a working guy, or a clerk, or someone just getting by, denied the fancy privilege of breaking the law to buy gin at ten dollars a quart and champagne at thirty. But he could sit here until after midnight, hopping from one studio to another, enjoying a series of secondhand partying experiences. “Radio VXZ, the main dining room of the Admiralty Hotel.” A singer from the Grand Guignol in Paris was belting out a ballad, and you could hear the laughter from those who got the dirty jokes, those who pretended to, and those who were too wasted to understand anything except how to laugh. Bunny was on his mind because it was in this dining room where he had been drunk, and Dad had been drunk, and Vee Tracy, Annabelle Ames, and Vernon Roscoe—and Harvey Manning snoozing in his chair, and Tommy Paley trying to climb onto the table while getting held back from brawling with the waiters. There were three hundred tables in that hall, all reserved a month ahead of time, and all occupied by people in the same state; the tables cluttered with hip-pocket flasks and bottles, littered with cigarette ashes, stains from spilled food, flowers, and confetti, and little rolls of tissue-paper tape tossed between tables, creating a colorful spiderweb throughout the room; toy balloons floating around; music, a cacophony of singing and shouting, and men sprawled over half-naked women, young and old, flappers, as well as the mothers and grandmothers of flappers.

There would be election returns read, more of those triumphant, glorious majorities for the strong silent statesman; and a magnate who knew that this victory meant several million dollars off his income taxes, or an oil concession in Mesopotamia or Venezuela won by American bribes and held by American battleships—such a man would let out a whoop, and get up in the middle of the floor and show how he used to dance the double shuffle when he was a farm-hand; and then he would fall into the lap of his mistress with a million dollars worth of diamonds on her naked flesh, and the singer from a famous haunt of the sexual perverts of Berlin would perform the latest jazz success, and the oil magnate and his mistress would warble the chorus:

There would be election results announced, more of those triumphant, glorious majorities for the strong, quiet statesman; and a mogul who knew that this victory meant millions of dollars saved on his taxes, or an oil deal in Mesopotamia or Venezuela secured through American bribes and protected by American battleships—such a guy would let out a cheer, get up in the middle of the floor, and show off how he used to do the double shuffle when he was a farmhand; and then he would collapse into the lap of his mistress, draped in a million dollars' worth of diamonds on her bare skin, while the singer from a famous Berlin club for sexual deviants would perform the latest jazz hit, and the oil tycoon and his mistress would join in on the chorus:

What do I do?

What should I do?

I toodle-doodle-doo,

I doodle,

I toodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doo!

I’m doodling!

XIII

Paul moved one hand: and again Ruth cried in excitement—he was coming back to life! But the nurse said that meant nothing, the doctors had said he might move. They must not let him move his head. She took his temperature, but told them nothing.

Paul moved one hand, and again Ruth cried out in excitement—he was coming back to life! But the nurse said that didn’t mean anything; the doctors had said he might move. They had to be careful not to let him move his head. She took his temperature but didn't share any information.

Paul’s hands were straying over the sheet that covered him; aimlessly, here and there, as if he were picking at insects on the bed. His voice rose louder—Russian, always Russian, and Gregor would tell what the words meant. They were in the red square, and saw the armies marching, and heard the working masses shouting their slogans: they were on the playing fields with the young workers; they were in Siberia, with Mandel playing the balalaika, and having his eyes eaten out by ants. “Da zdrávstvooyet Revolútziya!”—that meant “Long live Revolution!” “Vsya vlast Soviétam!—All power to the Soviets!”

Paul's hands were wandering over the sheet covering him, aimlessly touching here and there, as if he was swatting at bugs on the bed. His voice got louder—always in Russian, and Gregor would explain what the words meant. They were in the red square, watching the armies march and hearing the working masses shouting their slogans: they were on the playing fields with the young workers; they were in Siberia, with Mandel playing the balalaika while ants crawled all over him. “Da zdrávstvooyet Revolútziya!”—that means “Long live the Revolution!” “Vsya vlast Soviétam!”—“All power to the Soviets!”

And from there they would be swept to the ballroom of the Emperor Hotel, Angel City, Radio RWKY, the Angel City Patriot broadcasting by direct control. Or was it to the heart of the Congo, where the naked savages danced to the music of the tomtom, their black bodies, smeared with palm oil, shining in the light of blazing fires? For a hundred centuries these savages had paddled the river, and never to the mind of one of them had come the thought of an engine; they had stood on the shores of mighty lakes, and never dreamed a sail. The weight of nature’s blind fecundity rested upon them, stifling their minds. And now capitalist civilization, rushing to destruction with the speed of its fastest battle-planes, cast about to find a form of expression for its irresistible will to degeneracy, and chose the tomtom of the Congo for its music, and the belly-dances of the Congo for its exercise, and so here was America, Land of Jazz.

And from there they would be taken to the ballroom of the Emperor Hotel in Angel City, Radio RWKY, the Angel City Patriot broadcasting directly. Or was it to the heart of the Congo, where the naked tribes danced to the beat of the drums, their dark bodies, covered in palm oil, glistening in the light of roaring fires? For a hundred thousand years, these tribes had paddled the river, and not one of them had ever thought of an engine; they had stood on the shores of vast lakes, never imagining a sail. The weight of nature's unrestrained fertility weighed down on them, stifling their minds. And now capitalist civilization, racing toward destruction at the speed of its fastest fighter jets, searched for a way to express its unstoppable drive toward decay, choosing the drums of the Congo for its music and the belly dances of the Congo for its entertainment, and so here was America, the Land of Jazz.

A voice from the megaphone, raucous, shrill, and mocking:

A voice from the megaphone, loud, sharp, and taunting:

  “There’s where mah money goes,

“That's where my money goes,

Lipsticks and powderpuffs and sucha things like that!”

Lipsticks and powder puffs and stuff like that!”

And Bunny was in that great “Emperor” ballroom, where he had danced so many a night, first with Eunice Hoyt and then with Vee Tracy. All his friends would be there tonight—Verne and Annabelle and Fred Orpan and Thelma Norman and Mrs. Pete O’Reilly and Mark Eisenberg—the cream of the plutocracy, celebrating their greatest triumph to date. There would be American flags and streamers on the walls, and some would wave little flags—a great patriotic occasion—nothing like it since the Armistice—ray for Coolidge, keep cool with Cal! The room would be crowded to suffocation, and by this hour nine-tenths of the dancers would be staggering. Large-waisted financiers with crumpled shirt-fronts, hugging stout wives or slender mistresses, with naked backs and half-naked bosoms hung with diamonds and pearls, red paint plastered on their lips and platinum bangles in their ears, shuffling round and round to the thump of the tomtom, the wail of the saxophone, the rattle and clatter of sticks, the banging of bells and snarl of stopped trumpets. “She does the camel-walk!” shrilled the singer; and the hip and buttock muscles of the large-waisted financier would be alternately contracted and relaxed, and his feet dragged about the floor in the incoordinate reactions of locomotor ataxia and spastic paraplegia.

And Bunny was in that big “Emperor” ballroom, where he had danced so many nights, first with Eunice Hoyt and then with Vee Tracy. All his friends would be there tonight—Verne and Annabelle and Fred Orpan and Thelma Norman and Mrs. Pete O’Reilly and Mark Eisenberg—the top of the wealthy elite, celebrating their biggest victory to date. There would be American flags and streamers on the walls, and some would wave little flags—a big patriotic occasion—nothing like it since the Armistice—cheers for Coolidge, stay cool with Cal! The room would be packed to the brim, and by this time, most of the dancers would be stumbling. Big-waisted financiers with wrinkled shirt-fronts, holding onto plump wives or slim mistresses, dressed in backless outfits and revealing tops adorned with diamonds and pearls, bright red lipstick on their lips and platinum bangles in their ears, shuffling around to the beat of the drums, the sound of the saxophone, the clatter of sticks, the ringing of bells and the honking of stopped trumpets. “She does the camel-walk!” screamed the singer; and the hip and buttock muscles of the big-waisted financier would alternately tighten and relax, while his feet dragged across the floor in the awkward movements of uncoordinated gait and spastic paralysis.

XIV

Paul had begun to thresh his arms about: it was necessary to hold him, and when they tried it, he began to fight back. Did he think the strike-guards at Paradise had seized him? Or was it the jailors at San Elido? Or the Federal secret service agents? Or the French gendarmes? Or the sailors of the fleet? Or the thugs with hatchets and iron pipe? He fought with maniacal fury, and there was Bunny holding down one arm and Gregor the other, with Ruth and Rachel each clinging to one foot, while the nurse came running with a straight jacket. So with much labor they tied him fast. He would make terrific efforts; his face would turn purple, and the cords would stand out in his neck; but the system had got him, he could not escape.

Paul had started flailing his arms around: it was necessary to hold him, and when they tried, he began to fight back. Did he think the security guards at Paradise had grabbed him? Or was it the jailers at San Elido? Or the Federal agents? Or the French police? Or the sailors from the fleet? Or the thugs with hatchets and pipes? He fought with wild fury, and there was Bunny holding down one arm and Gregor the other, with Ruth and Rachel each grasp

Meantime, through the open window, Radio VXZ, the main dining-room of the Admiralty Hotel; a blended sound of many hundreds of people, shouting, singing, cheering, now and then smashing a plate, or pounding on the table. Some one was making a speech to the assembly, but he was so drunk he could hardly talk, and they were so drunk they could not have understood anyhow. One got snatches—“glorish victry—greatesh! country—soun instooshns—greatesh man ever in White Housh—Cautioush Cal—ray for Coolidge!” A storm of cheers, yells, laughter—and the voice of the announcer, drunk also: “Baby Belle, hottes’ lill babe, sing us hot one, right off griddle. Go to it, Babe, I’ll hold you!”

Meanwhile, through the open window, Radio VXZ, the main dining room of the Admiralty Hotel, filled with a mix of sounds from hundreds of people—shouting, singing, cheering, and occasionally breaking a plate or banging on the table. Someone was giving a speech to the crowd, but he was so drunk he could hardly speak, and they were too far gone to understand anyway. You could catch snippets—“glorious victory—greatest! country—sound institutions—greatest man ever in the White House—Cautious Cal—pray for Coolidge!” A wave of cheers, yells, and laughter erupted, along with the announcer's slurred voice: “Baby Belle, hottest little babe, sing us a hot one, right off the griddle. Go for it, Babe, I’ll hold you!”

Yes, the announcer was drunk, the very radio was drunk, the instruments would not send the wave-lengths true, the ether could not carry them straight, they wavered and wiggled; the laws of the physical universe had gone staggering, God was drunk on His Throne, so pleased by the election of the greatesh man ever in White Housh. Bunny, dazed with exhaustion, saw the scene through a blur of sound and motion, the shining mouths of trumpets, the waving of flags, the flashing of electric signs, the cavorting of satyrs, the prancing of savages, the jiggling of financiers and their mistresses simulating copulation. Baby Belle was unsteady before the microphone, you lost parts of her song at each stagger; but snatches came, portraying the nymphomania of “Flamin’ Mamie, sure-fire vamp—hottes’ baby in the town—some scorcher—love’s torture—gal that burns ’em down!”

Yes, the announcer was drunk, the entire radio was drunk, the instruments couldn't transmit the wavelengths properly, the ether couldn't carry them straight, they wavered and wiggled; the laws of the physical universe were staggering, God was drunk on His Throne, so pleased by the election of the greatest man ever in the White House. Bunny, dazed with exhaustion, saw the scene through a blur of sound and motion, the shining mouths of trumpets, the waving of flags, the flashing of electric signs, the dancing of satyrs, the prancing of savages, the jiggling of financiers and their mistresses pretending to have sex. Baby Belle was unsteady in front of the microphone, you lost parts of her song with each stumble; but snippets came through, portraying the nymphomania of “Flamin’ Mamie, sure-fire vamp—hottest baby in town—some scorcher—love’s torture—gal that burns ’em down!”

“Oh, God! Oh, God!” cried Ruth. “He’s trying to speak to me!” And so for an instant it seemed. Paul’s one eye had come open, wild and frightful; he lifted his head, he made a choking noise—

“Oh God! Oh God!” Ruth cried. “He’s trying to talk to me!” And for a moment, it really seemed that way. Paul’s one eye had opened, wild and terrified; he lifted his head, making a choking sound—

“Comes to lovin’—she’s an oven!” shrilled the radio voice.

“Talking about love—she’s a hot one!” shrilled the radio voice.

“Paul! What is it?” shrieked Ruth.

“Paul! What’s going on?” yelled Ruth.

“Ain’t it funny—paper money burns right in her hand!”

“Ain’t it funny—paper money just burns in her hand!”

Paul sank back, he gave up, and Ruth, her two hands clasped as if praying to him, seemed to follow with her soul into that far-away place where he was going.

Paul leaned back, defeated, and Ruth, her hands clasped together as if praying to him, appeared to follow him with her soul into the distant place he was heading.

“Flamin’ Mamie, workin’ in a mine, ate a box o’ matches at the age o’ nine!”

“Flamin’ Mamie, working in a mine, ate a box of matches at the age of nine!”

“He’s dead! He’s dead!” Ruth put her hand over Paul’s heart, and then started up with a scream.

“He’s dead! He’s dead!” Ruth placed her hand on Paul’s heart, and then jumped up with a scream.

“Flamin’ Mamie, sure-fire vamp,” reiterated the chorus, “hottes’ baby in the town!”

“Flamin’ Mamie, a guaranteed seductress,” repeated the chorus, “the hottest babe in town!”

And Ruth rushed to the window, and threw herself—no, not out, because Bunny had been too quick for her; the others helped to hold her, and the nurse came running with a hypodermic needle, and in a few minutes she was lying on a cot at the side of the room, looking as dead as her brother.

And Ruth dashed to the window and threw herself—not out, because Bunny had been too fast for her; the others helped hold her back, and the nurse came running with a syringe, and in a few minutes, she was lying on a cot at the side of the room, looking as lifeless as her brother.

And the householder turned to Radio RWKY, the Angel City Patriot broadcasting from its own studio. “Latest bulletin from New York, the Republican Central Committee claims that Calvin Coolidge will have the greatest plurality ever cast in American history, close to eighteen million votes. Good-night, friends of Radioland.”

And the homeowner turned to Radio RWKY, the Angel City Patriot broadcasting from its own studio. “Latest update from New York: the Republican Central Committee claims that Calvin Coolidge will receive the highest number of votes ever recorded in American history, nearly eighteen million. Goodnight, friends of Radioland.”

XV

The Communists wanted to have a “Red funeral,” to make a piece of propaganda out of Paul’s death. But Eli interposed his majestic authority; since Paul had repented his evil ways and come back to Jesus, he should be buried according to the rites of the Third Revelation.

The Communists aimed for a “Red funeral,” to use Paul’s death as a propaganda tool. But Eli stepped in with his impressive authority; since Paul had turned away from his wrongdoings and returned to Jesus, he should be buried according to the customs of the Third Revelation.

So three days later a little pageant wound its way to the top of one of the hills of Paradise. There was a crowd on hand, and a truck with the necessary radio apparatus—never were any of the precious words of Eli lost nowadays; the two hundred thousand radio housewives of California had been notified by the newspapers, and a hundred and ninety thousand of them had put off their marketing to hear this romantic funeral service. Bunny and Rachel and a handful of the reds stood to one side, knowing they were not welcome. Ruth stood near the grave with the weeping family, having on each side, of her a sturdy oil worker—her two brothers-in-law, Andy Bugner and Jerry Black—because she had been violent on occasions, and no one knew what she might do. She was white and fearful in looks, but seemed not to realize the meaning of the big hole dug in the ground, or of the long black box covered with flowers. While Eli was preaching his fervid sermon about the prodigal son who returned, and about the strayed lamb which was found, Ruth stood gazing at the white clouds moving slowly behind the distant hilltops.

Three days later, a small procession made its way to the top of one of the hills in Paradise. A crowd had gathered, along with a truck equipped with the necessary radio gear—none of Eli's precious words would be lost these days; the two hundred thousand radio housewives of California had been informed by the newspapers, and nearly all of them had postponed their shopping to listen to this heartfelt funeral service. Bunny, Rachel, and a few others stood off to the side, aware that they weren't welcome. Ruth was near the grave with the grieving family, flanked by her two brothers-in-law, Andy Bugner and Jerry Black, because she had been volatile at times, and no one knew what she might do. She looked pale and anxious, but seemed unaware of the significance of the large hole in the ground or the long black coffin adorned with flowers. While Eli passionately delivered his sermon about the prodigal son who returned and the lost lamb that was found, Ruth stood staring at the white clouds drifting slowly behind the distant hilltops.

She would make them no more trouble. All she wanted was to wander over these hills, and call now and then for the sheep which were no longer there. Sometimes she called Paul, and sometimes she called Bunny, and so they let her wander; until one day she went calling Joe Gundha. The oil workers who were putting up the new derricks and cleaning out the burned wells to put them back on production were new men to the Ross Junior tract—it is the Roscoe Junior tract now, by the way, one of Vernon Roscoe’s four sons being in charge of the job. These new men had never heard about the “roughneck” who had fallen into the discovery well, so they paid no attention to the unhappy girl who wandered here and there calling his name.

She wouldn't be a bother anymore. All she wanted was to explore these hills and occasionally call out for the sheep that were no longer there. Sometimes she'd call for Paul, and sometimes for Bunny, and they let her roam freely; until one day, she started calling for Joe Gundha. The oil workers setting up the new derricks and cleaning out the burned wells to get them back in production were new to the Ross Junior tract—now it's called the Roscoe Junior tract, by the way, since one of Vernon Roscoe's four sons is in charge of it. These new guys had never heard about the "roughneck" who had fallen into the discovery well, so they ignored the unhappy girl wandering around calling his name.

It was not till late that night, when Ruth was missing, and the family making a search, that some one told of hearing her call Joe Gundha. Meelie remembered right away, and they put down a hook in the discovery well, which was having to be drilled again, and they brought up a piece of Ruth’s dress; so they put down a three-pronged grab, and brought up the rest of her, and Eli came again, and they buried her alongside Paul, and with Joe Gundha not far away.

It wasn't until late that night, when Ruth was missing and the family was searching for her, that someone mentioned hearing her call for Joe Gundha. Meelie remembered immediately, and they lowered a hook into the discovery well, which had to be drilled again, and they pulled up a piece of Ruth's dress. Then they used a three-pronged grab and pulled up the rest of her, and Eli came back, and they buried her next to Paul, with Joe Gundha nearby.

You can see those graves, with a picket fence about them, and no derrick for a hundred feet or more. Some day all those unlovely derricks will be gone, and so will the picket fence and the graves. There will be other girls with bare brown legs running over those hills, and they may grow up to be happier women, if men can find some way to chain the black and cruel demon which killed Ruth Watkins and her brother—yes, and Dad also: an evil Power which roams the earth, crippling the bodies of men and women, and luring the nations to destruction by visions of unearned wealth, and the opportunity to enslave and exploit labor.

You can see those graves, surrounded by a picket fence, with no oil rigs for a hundred feet or more. One day, all those unattractive oil rigs will be gone, along with the picket fence and the graves. There will be other girls with bare brown legs running over those hills, and they might grow up to be happier women, if men can find a way to control the dark and cruel force that killed Ruth Watkins and her brother—yes, and Dad too: a malevolent Power that wanders the earth, hurting the bodies of men and women, and enticing nations to ruin with visions of easy wealth and the chance to enslave and exploit workers.

THE END

THE END


Who Owns The Press, and Why?

Who Owns the Press, and Why?

When you read your daily paper, are you reading facts or propaganda? And whose propaganda?

When you read your daily newspaper, are you looking at facts or propaganda? And whose propaganda is it?

Who furnishes the raw material for your thoughts about life? Is it honest material?

Who provides the raw material for your thoughts about life? Is it genuine material?

No man can ask more important questions than these; and here for the first time the questions are answered in a book.

No one can ask more important questions than these; and for the first time, the answers to these questions are found in a book.

THE BRASS CHECK

THE BRASS CHECK

A Study of American Journalism

An Analysis of American Journalism

By UPTON SINCLAIR

By Upton Sinclair

Read the record of this book to August, 1920: Published in February, 1920; first edition, 23,000 paper-bound copies, sold in two weeks. Second edition, 21,000 paper-bound, sold before it could be put to press. Third edition, 15,000, and fourth edition, 12,000, sold. Fifth edition, 15,000, in press. Paper for sixth edition, 110,000, just shipped from the mill. The third and fourth editions are printed on “number one news;” the sixth will be printed on a carload of lightweight brown wrapping paper—all we could get in a hurry.

Read the record of this book to August 1920: Published in February 1920; first edition, 23,000 paperback copies, sold in two weeks. Second edition, 21,000 paperback, sold before it could even be printed. Third edition, 15,000, and fourth edition, 12,000, sold. Fifth edition, 15,000, in production. Paper for the sixth edition, 110,000, just shipped from the mill. The third and fourth editions are printed on “number one news;” the sixth will be printed on a carload of lightweight brown wrapping paper—all we could get in a rush.

The first cloth edition, 16,500 copies, all sold; a carload of paper for the second edition, 40,000 copies, has just reached our printer—and so we dare to advertise!

The first cloth edition, 16,500 copies, all sold; a truckload of paper for the second edition, 40,000 copies, has just arrived at our printer—and now we feel confident enough to advertise!

Ninety thousand copies of a book sold in six months—and published by the author, with no advertising, and only a few scattered reviews! What this means is that the American people want to know the truth about their newspapers. They have found the truth in “The Brass Check” and they are calling for it by telegraph. Put these books on your counter, and you will see, as one doctor wrote us—“they melt away like the snow.”

Ninety thousand copies of a book sold in six months—and published by the author, with no advertising and just a few random reviews! This shows that the American people want to know the truth about their newspapers. They’ve discovered that truth in “The Brass Check” and are demanding it urgently. Put these books on your counter, and you will see, as one doctor wrote to us—“they disappear like snow.”

From the pastor of the Community Church, New York:

From the pastor of the Community Church, New York:

“I am writing to thank you for sending me a copy of your new book, “The Brass Check.” Although it arrived only a few days ago, I have already read it through, every word, and have loaned it to one of my colleagues for reading. The book is tremendous. I have never read a more strongly consistent argument or one so formidably buttressed by facts. You have proved your case to the handle. I again take satisfaction in saluting you not only as a great novelist, but as the ablest pamphleteer in America today. I am already passing around the word in my church and taking orders for the book.”—John Haynes Holmes.

“I’m writing to thank you for sending me a copy of your new book, “The Brass Check.” It just arrived a few days ago, and I’ve already read it from start to finish and loaned it to one of my colleagues. The book is incredible. I’ve never seen a more consistently strong argument that's so well-supported by facts. You’ve really made your point. Once again, I’m happy to recognize you not only as a great novelist but also as the most talented pamphleteer in America today. I’m already sharing the news in my church and taking orders for the book.” —John Haynes Holmes.

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JIMMIE HIGGINS

Jimmie Higgins

JIMMIE HIGGINS” is the fellow who does the hard work in the job of waking up the workers. Jimmie hates war—all war—and fights against it with heart and soul. But war comes, and Jimmie is drawn into it, whether he will or no. He has many adventures—strikes, jails, munitions explosions, draft-boards, army-camps, submarines and battles. “Jimmie Higgins Goes to War” at last, and when he does he holds back the German army and wins the battle of “Chatty Terry.” But then they send him into Russia to fight the Bolsheviki, and there “Jimmie Higgins Votes for Democracy.”

JIMMIE HIGGINS is the guy who puts in the hard effort to wake up the workers. Jimmie despises war—all wars—and fights against it with all his heart. But war arrives, and Jimmie gets pulled into it, whether he wants to or not. He experiences many adventures—strikes, jail time, munitions explosions, draft boards, army camps, submarines, and battles. “Jimmie Higgins Goes to War” finally happens, and when he does, he holds back the German army and wins the battle of “Chatty Terry.” But then they send him to Russia to fight the Bolsheviks, and there “Jimmie Higgins Votes for Democracy.”

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From “The Candidate”: I have just finished reading the first installment of “Jimmie Higgins” and I am delighted with it. It is the beginning of a great story, a story that will be translated into many languages and be read by eager and interested millions all over the world. I feel that your art will lend itself readily to “Jimmie Higgins,” and that you will be at your best in placing this dear little comrade where he belongs in the Socialist movement. The opening story of your chapter proves that you know him intimately. So do I and I love him with all my heart, even as you do. He has done more for me than I shall ever be able to do for him. Almost anyone can be “The Candidate,” and almost anyone will do for a speaker, but it takes the rarest of qualities to produce a “Jimmie Higgins.” You are painting a superb portrait of our “Jimmie” and I congratulate you.—Eugene V. Debs.

From “The Candidate”: I just finished reading the first part of “Jimmie Higgins,” and I'm really excited about it. It's the beginning of an incredible story, one that will be translated into many languages and read by eager and curious millions around the world. I believe your talent is a perfect match for “Jimmie Higgins,” and you'll excel in showcasing this beloved comrade's role in the Socialist movement. The opening story in your chapter shows that you really understand him. I do too, and I love him deeply, just like you do. He's done more for me than I could ever do for him. Almost anyone can be “The Candidate,” and nearly anyone can be a speaker, but it takes exceptional qualities to create a “Jimmie Higgins.” You’re crafting a beautiful portrait of our “Jimmie,” and I want to congratulate you.—Eugene V. Debs.

From Mrs. Jack London: Jimmie Higgins is immense. He is real, and so are the other characters. I’m sure you rather fancy Comrade Dr. Service! The beginning of the narrative is delicious with an irresistible loving humor; and as a change comes over it and the Big Medicine begins to work, one realizes by the light of 1918, what you have undertaken to accomplish. The sure touch of your genius is here, Upton Sinclair, and I wish Jack London might read and enjoy.—Charmian London.

From Mrs. Jack London: Jimmie Higgins is incredible. He's quite the character, and so are the others. I bet you really enjoy Comrade Dr. Service! The beginning of the story is filled with charming, affectionate humor; then as the tone changes and the Big Medicine starts to kick in, you come to understand what you set out to accomplish in light of 1918. Your brilliance is evident here, Upton Sinclair, and I wish Jack London could read and appreciate it.—Charmian London.

From a Socialist Artist: Jimmie Higgins’ start is a master portrayal of that character. I have been out so long on these lecture tours that I can appreciate the picture. I am waiting to see how the story develops. It starts better than “King Coal.”—Ryan Walker.

From a Socialist Artist: Jimmie Higgins’ beginning is an excellent portrayal of that character. I've been on these lecture tours for so long that I can truly appreciate the illustration. I'm excited to see how the story develops. It starts off better than “King Coal.”—Ryan Walker.

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They Call Me Carpenter

They call me Carpenter.

By UPTON SINCLAIR

By Upton Sinclair

WOULD you like to meet Jesus? Would you care to walk down Broadway with him in the year 1922? What would he order for dinner in a lobster palace? What would he do in a beauty parlor? What would he make of a permanent wave? What would he say to Mary Magna, million dollar queen of the movies? And how would he greet the pillars of St. Bartholomew’s Church? How would he behave at strike headquarters? What would he say at a mass-meeting of the “reds”? And what would the American Legion do to him?

Would you want to meet Jesus? Would you want to stroll down Broadway with him in 1922? What would he order for dinner at a fancy seafood restaurant? What would he do in a salon? How would he react to a perm? What would he think of Mary Magna, the million-dollar movie star? And how would he greet the pillars of St. Bartholomew’s Church? How would he act at a strike headquarters? What would he say at a mass meeting of the “reds”? And what would the American Legion do to him?

From the “Survey”:

From the "Survey":

“Upton Sinclair has a reputation for rushing in where angels fear to tread. He has done it again and, artist that he is, has mastered the most difficult theme with ease and sureness. That the figure of Jesus is woven into a novel which is glorious fun, in itself will shock many people. But the graphic arts have long been given the liberty of treating His life in a contemporary setting—why not the novelist?

Upton Sinclair is known for boldly addressing topics that others might shy away from. He’s done it again by confidently tackling a difficult theme as an artist. The inclusion of Jesus in a novel that is genuinely entertaining will likely surprise many. However, visual arts have frequently portrayed His life in a contemporary setting—so why shouldn’t novelists?

“Heywood Broun and other critics notwithstanding, it must be stated that Sinclair has treated the figure of Christ with a reverence far more sincere than that of writings in which His presence is shrouded in pseudo-mystic inanity. By an artistry borrowed from the technique of modern expressionist fiction, he has combined downright realism with an extravagant imaginativeness in which the appearance of Christ is no more improper than it is in the actual dreams of hundreds of thousands of devout Christians.

"Regardless of what Heywood Broun and other critics claim, it's crucial to acknowledge that Sinclair has depicted Christ with a sincerity that goes much deeper than what you encounter in writings where His presence is shrouded in trivial mysticism. Using a style influenced by modern expressionist fiction, he merges straightforward realism with a creative touch, making the presence of Christ perfectly appropriate, just as it is in the authentic dreams of countless devoted Christians."

“Like all of Sinclair’s writings, this book is, of course, a Socialist tract; but here—in a spirit which entirely destroys Mr. Broun’s charge that he has made Christ the spokesman of one class—he is unmerciful in his exposure of the sins of the poor as well as of the rich, and directs at the comrades in radical movements a sermon which every churchman will gladly endorse.

"Like all of Sinclair’s writings, this book is definitely a Socialist text; however, in a way that completely challenges Mr. Broun’s assertion that he has made Christ the representative of one class, Sinclair is tough on the faults of both the poor and the rich. He sends a message to those involved in radical movements that every churchgoer will gladly agree with."

“It is not necessary to recommend a book that will find its way into thousands of homes. Incidentally one wonders how a story so colloquially American—Mr. Broun considers this bad taste—can possibly be translated into the Hungarian, the Chinese and the dozen or so other languages in which Sinclair’s books are devoured by the common people of the world.”

“There’s no need to promote a book that will reach thousands of homes. It’s interesting to consider how a story that seems so typically American—Mr. Broun sees that as a negative—can be translated into Hungarian, Chinese, and the several other languages where everyday people around the globe are reading Sinclair’s books.”

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A New Novel by Upton Sinclair

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THE STORY OF A PATRIOT

A Patriot's Story

WOULD you like to go behind the scenes and see the “invisible government” of your country saving you from the Bolsheviks and the Reds? Would you like to meet the secret agents and provocateurs of “Big Business,” to know what they look like, how they talk and what they are doing to make the world safe for democracy? Several of these gentlemen have been haunting the home of Upton Sinclair during the past three years and he has had the idea of turning the tables and investigating the investigators. He has put one of them, Peter Gudge by name, into a book, together with Peter’s lady-loves, and his wife, and his boss and a whole group of his fellow-agents and their employers.

Would you like to go behind the scenes and see the "invisible government" of your country protecting you from the Bolsheviks and the Reds? Would you like to meet the secret agents and provocateurs of "Big Business," to know what they look like, how they speak, and what they are doing to make the world safe for democracy? Several of these men have been lurking around Upton Sinclair's home for the past three years, and he has decided to turn the tables and investigate the investigators. He has put one of them, Peter Gudge, into a book, along with Peter’s love interests, his wife, his boss, and a whole group of his fellow agents and their employers.

The hero of this book is a red-blooded, 100% American, a “he-man” and no mollycoddle. He begins with the Mooney case, and goes through half a dozen big cases of which you have heard. His story is a fact-story of America from 1916 to 1920, and will make a bigger sensation than “The Jungle.” Albert Rhys Williams, author of “Lenin” and “In the Claws of the German Eagle,” read the MS. and wrote:

The hero of this book is a straightforward, all-American guy, a tough man and not someone who shies away from challenges. He starts with the Mooney case and tackles about six major cases that you’ve probably heard of. His story captures the real history of America from 1916 to 1920 and is set to create a bigger buzz than “The Jungle.” Albert Rhys Williams, the author of “Lenin” and “In the Claws of the German Eagle,” read the manuscript and wrote:

“This is the first novel of yours that I have read through with real interest. It is your most timely work, and is bound to make a sensation. I venture that you will have even more trouble than you had with ‘The Brass Check’—in getting the books printed fast enough.”

"This is the first novel of yours that I've read with real interest. It's your most relevant work and is bound to generate some buzz. I would say you'll face even more challenges than you did with 'The Brass Check'—in getting the books printed quickly enough."

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A book which has been absolutely boycotted by the literary reviews of America.

A book that has been completely ignored by the literary reviews in America.

THE PROFITS OF RELIGION

The Benefits of Religion

By Upton Sinclair

By Upton Sinclair

A STUDY of Supernaturalism as a Source of Income and a Shield to Privilege; the first examination in any language of institutionalized religion from the economic point of view. “Has the labour as well as the merit of breaking virgin soil,” writes Joseph McCabe. The book has had practically no advertising and only two or three reviews in radical publications; yet forty thousand copies have been sold in the first year.

A STUDY of Supernaturalism as a Source of Income and a Shield to Privilege; the first examination in any language of institutionalized religion from the economic perspective. “Has the labor as well as the merit of breaking new ground,” writes Joseph McCabe. The book has had almost no advertising and only two or three reviews in radical publications; yet forty thousand copies have been sold in the first year.

From the Rev. John Haynes Holmes: “I must confess that it has fairly made me writhe to read these pages, not because they are untrue or unfair, but on the contrary, because I know them to be the real facts. I love the church as I love my home, and therefore it is no pleasant experience to be made to face such a story as this which you have told. It had to be done, however, and I am glad you have done it, for my interest in the church, after all, is more or less incidental, whereas my interest in religion is a fundamental thing. . . . Let me repeat again that I feel that you have done us all a service in the writing of this book. Our churches today, like those of ancient Palestine, are the abode of Pharisees and scribes. It is as spiritual and helpful a thing now as it was in Jesus’ day for that fact to be revealed.”

From the Rev. John Haynes Holmes: “I have to say that reading this really made me uncomfortable, not because it's wrong or unfair, but because it reflects the truth. I love the church like I love my home, so confronting a story like this isn’t easy. Nevertheless, it needed to be shared, and I’m glad you did it because, in the bigger picture, my interest in the church is somewhat secondary, while my interest in religion is essential. . . . I want to reiterate that I believe you’ve provided an important service by writing this book. Our churches today, much like those in ancient Palestine, are filled with Pharisees and scribes. Acknowledging this reality is just as spiritual and important now as it was in Jesus' time.”

From Luther Burbank: “No one has ever told ‘the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth’ more faithfully than Upton Sinclair in ‘The Profits of Religion.’ ”

From Luther Burbank: “No one has ever expressed ‘the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth’ more clearly than Upton Sinclair in ‘The Profits of Religion.’”

From Louis Untermeyer: “Let me add my quavering alto to the chorus of applause of ‘The Profits of Religion.’ It is something more than a book—it is a Work!”

From Louis Untermeyer: “I want to add my unsteady voice to the cheers for ‘The Profits of Religion.’ It’s not just a book—it’s an important work!”

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Concerning

Regarding

The Jungle

The Jungle

Not since Byron awoke one morning to find himself famous has there been such an example of world-wide celebrity won in a day by a book as has come to Upton Sinclair.—New York Evening World.

Not since Byron woke up one morning to find himself famous has there been an example of a worldwide celebrity gained in a day through a book like what happened with Upton Sinclair. —New York Evening World.

It is a book that does for modern industrial slavery what “Uncle Tom’s Cabin” did for black slavery. But the work is done far better and more accurately in “The Jungle” than in “Uncle Tom’s Cabin.”—Arthur Brisbane in the New York Evening Journal.

It's a book that addresses modern industrial slavery much like “Uncle Tom’s Cabin” dealt with black slavery. However, “The Jungle” is executed much better and more precisely than “Uncle Tom’s Cabin.”—Arthur Brisbane in the New York Evening Journal.

I never expected to read a serial. I am reading “The Jungle,” and I should be afraid to trust myself to tell how it affects me. It is a great work. I have a feeling that you yourself will be dazed some day by the excitement about it. It is impossible that such a power should not be felt. It is so simple, so true, so tragic and so human. It is so eloquent, and yet so exact. I must restrain myself or you may misunderstand.—David Graham Phillips.

I never thought I would read a serial. I’m reading “The Jungle,” and I should be careful about sharing how it affects me. It’s an amazing work. I have a feeling that someday you’ll be just as impressed by the excitement surrounding it. It’s hard not to feel its power. It’s so direct, so authentic, so tragic, and so relatable. It’s extremely expressive, yet also very precise. I need to hold back, or you might misunderstand me.—David Graham Phillips.

In this fearful story the horrors of industrial slavery are as vividly drawn as if by lightning. It marks an epoch in revolutionary literature.—Eugene V. Debs.

In this chilling tale, the horrors of industrial slavery are portrayed as strikingly as if lit by lightning. It marks a crucial moment in revolutionary literature.—Eugene V. Debs.

Mr. Heinemann isn’t a man to bungle;

Mr. Heinemann isn't someone to mess up;

He’s published a book which is called “The Jungle.”

He’s published a book called “The Jungle.”

It’s written by Upton Sinclair, who

It’s written by Upton Sinclair, who

Appears to have heard a thing or two

Appears to have heard a thing or two

About Chicago and what men do

About Chicago and what men do

Who live in that city—a loathsome crew.

Who lives in that city—a disgusting bunch.

It’s there that the stockyards reek with blood,

It’s there that the stockyards smell strongly of blood,

And the poor man dies, as he lives, in mud;

And the poor man dies, just like he lived, in the mud;

The Trusts are wealthy beyond compare,

The Trusts are super wealthy,

And the bosses are all triumphant there,

And the bosses are all celebrating there,

And everything rushes without a skid

And everything rushes without a pause.

To be plunged in a hell which has lost its lid.

To be thrown into a hell that has no cover.

For a country where things like that are done

For a country where stuff like that happens

There’s just one remedy, only one,

There’s only one solution, just one,

A latter-day Upton Sinclairism

A modern-day Upton Sinclairism

Which the rest of us know as Socialism.

Which the rest of us call Socialism.

Here’s luck to the book! It will make you cower,

Here’s to the book! It will make you tremble,

For it’s written with wonderful, thrilling power.

For it's written with amazing, exciting energy.

It grips your throat with a grip Titanic,

It squeezes your throat with a grip as strong as Titanic.

And scatters shams with a force volcanic.

And spreads lies with volcanic force.

Go buy the book, for I judge you need it,

Go buy the book, because I think you need it.

And when you have bought it, read it, read it.

And when you’ve bought it, read it, read it.

Punch (London).

Punch (London).


TRANSCRIBER NOTES

TRANSCRIBER NOTES

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Misspelled words and printing mistakes have been fixed. Where there are different spellings, the most common one has been used.

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