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THE HOUSE AT POOH CORNER

BY A. A. MILNE

BY A. A. MILNE

with decorations
by Ernest H. Shepard

with decorations by Ernest H. Shepard

PUBLISHED BY
E. P. DUTTON & CO., INC., NEW YORK

PUBLISHED BY
E. P. DUTTON & CO., INC., NEW YORK

THE HOUSE AT POOH CORNER

The House at Pooh Corner

COPYRIGHT, 1928, BY E. P. DUTTON & CO., INC.
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
PRINTED IN U. S. A.

COPYRIGHT, 1928, BY E. P. DUTTON & CO., INC.
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
PRINTED IN U.S.A.

First Printing September, 1928

First Printing September 1928

100th Printing December, 1936

100th Printing Dec. 1936

139th Printing July, 1949

139th Printing, July 1949

Reprinted, from new plates and engravings
and type entirely reset August, 1950

Reprinted from new plates and engravings
and type completely reset August, 1950

141st Printing September, 1951

141st Printing September 1951

PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA BY THE
AMERICAN BOOK-STRATFORD PRESS, INC., NEW YORK

PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA BY THE
AMERICAN BOOK-STRATFORD PRESS, INC., NEW YORK



DEDICATION

You gave me Christopher Robin, and then
You breathed new life in Pooh.
Whatever of each has left my pen
Goes homing back to you.
My book is ready, and comes to greet
The mother it longs to see—
It would be my present to you, my sweet,
If it weren't your gift to me.


Contradiction

An introduction is to introduce people, but Christopher Robin and his friends, who have already been introduced to you, are now going to say Good-bye. So this is the opposite. When we asked Pooh what the opposite of an Introduction was, he said "The what of a what?" which didn't help us as much as we had hoped, but luckily Owl kept his head and told us that the opposite of an Introduction, my dear Pooh, was a Contradiction; and, as he is very good at long words, I am sure that that's what it is.

An introduction is meant to bring people together, but Christopher Robin and his friends, who you already know, are now going to say goodbye. So this is the opposite. When we asked Pooh what the opposite of an Introduction was, he said, "The what of a what?" which wasn't as helpful as we hoped, but thankfully Owl stayed calm and told us that the opposite of an Introduction, my dear Pooh, is a Contradiction; and since he's great with fancy words, I'm sure that's correct.

Why we are having a Contradiction is because last week when Christopher Robin said to me, "What about that story you were going to tell me about what happened to Pooh when——" I happened to say very quickly, "What about nine times a hundred and seven?" And when we had done that one, we had one about cows going through a gate at two a minute, and there are three hundred in the field, so how many are left after an hour and a half? We find these very exciting, and when we have been excited quite enough, we curl up and go to sleep ... and Pooh, sitting wakeful a little longer on his chair by our pillow, thinks Grand Thoughts to himself about Nothing, until he, too, closes his eyes and nods his head, and follows us on tip-toe into the Forest. There, still, we have magic adventures, more wonderful than any I have told you about; but now, when we wake up in the morning, they are gone before we can catch hold of them. How did the last one begin? "One day when Pooh was walking in the Forest, there were one hundred and seven cows on a gate...." No, you see, we have lost it. It was the best, I think. Well, here are some of the other ones, all that we shall remember now. But, of course, it isn't really Good-bye, because the Forest will always be there ... and anybody who is Friendly with Bears can find it.

The contradiction we’re facing is because last week when Christopher Robin asked me, "What about that story you were going to tell me about what happened to Pooh when——" I quickly responded, "What about nine times a hundred and seven?" After that one, we talked about cows going through a gate at two a minute, and with three hundred in the field, how many are left after an hour and a half? We find these really exciting, and when we get excited enough, we curl up and fall asleep... and Pooh, staying awake a little longer in his chair by our pillow, thinks deep thoughts about nothing until he eventually closes his eyes, nods off, and quietly joins us in the Forest. There, we have magical adventures, more incredible than any I’ve told you about; but when we wake up in the morning, they fade away before we can grasp them. How did the last one start? "One day when Pooh was walking in the Forest, there were one hundred and seven cows on a gate...." No, you see, we’ve lost it. I think it was the best. Well, here are some of the ones we can still remember now. But really, it’s not a true Good-bye, because the Forest will always be there... and anyone who is friendly with Bears can find it.

A. A. M.

A.A.M.


Contents

I. IN WHICH A House Is Built at Pooh Corner for Eeyore
II. IN WHICH Tigger Comes to the Forest and Has Breakfast
III. IN WHICH A Search Is Organized, and Piglet Nearly Meets the Heffalump Again
IV. IN WHICH It Is Shown That Tiggers Don't Climb Trees
V. IN WHICH Rabbit Has a Busy Day, and We Learn What Christopher Robin Does in the Mornings
VI. IN WHICH Pooh Invents a New Game and Eeyore Joins In
VII. IN WHICH Tigger Is Unbounced
VIII. IN WHICH Piglet Does a Very Grand Thing
IX. IN WHICH Eeyore Finds the Wolery and Owl Moves Into It
X. IN WHICH Christopher Robin and Pooh Come to an Enchanted Place, and We Leave Them There

THE HOUSE AT POOH CORNER


CHAPTER I

IN WHICH A House Is Built at Pooh Corner for Eeyore

IN WHICH A House Is Built at Pooh Corner for Eeyore

One day when Pooh Bear had nothing else to do, he thought he would do something, so he went round to Piglet's house to see what Piglet was doing. It was still snowing as he stumped over the white forest track, and he expected to find Piglet warming his toes in front of his fire, but to his surprise he saw that the door was open, and the more he looked inside the more Piglet wasn't there.

One day, when Pooh Bear had nothing else to do, he figured he should do something, so he went over to Piglet's house to see what he was up to. It was still snowing as he trudged along the white forest path, and he expected to find Piglet warming his toes by the fire, but to his surprise, he saw that the door was open, and the more he looked inside, the more it seemed Piglet wasn't there.

"He's out," said Pooh sadly. "That's what it is. He's not in. I shall have to go a fast Thinking Walk by myself. Bother!"

"He's not here," said Pooh sadly. "That's what it is. He's gone. I guess I’ll have to take a quick Thinking Walk by myself. Bother!"

But first he thought that he would knock very loudly just to make quite sure ... and while he waited for Piglet not to answer, he jumped up and down to keep warm, and a hum came suddenly into his head, which seemed to him a Good Hum, such as is Hummed Hopefully to Others.

But first he thought he would knock really loudly just to be sure ... and while he waited for Piglet not to answer, he jumped up and down to stay warm, and a tune suddenly popped into his head, which he thought was a Good Tune, one that is Hummed Hopefully to Others.

The more it snows
(Tiddely pom),
The more it goes
(Tiddely pom),
The more it goes
(Tiddely pom),
On snowing.
And nobody knows
(Tiddely pom),
How cold my toes
(Tiddely pom),
How cold my toes
(Tiddely pom),
Are growing.

"So what I'll do," said Pooh, "is I'll do this. I'll just go home first and see what the time is, and perhaps I'll put a muffler round my neck, and then I'll go and see Eeyore and sing it to him."

"So here's the plan," said Pooh. "I'll head home first to check the time, maybe throw a scarf around my neck, and then I'll go visit Eeyore and sing it to him."

He hurried back to his own house; and his mind was so busy on the way with the hum that he was getting ready for Eeyore that, when he suddenly saw Piglet sitting in his best arm-chair, he could only stand there rubbing his head and wondering whose house he was in.

He rushed back to his house, and his mind was so focused on the preparations he was making for Eeyore that when he suddenly saw Piglet sitting in his favorite chair, he could only stand there rubbing his head and wondering whose house he was in.

"Hallo, Piglet," he said. "I thought you were out."

"Hey, Piglet," he said. "I thought you were out."

"No," said Piglet, "it's you who were out, Pooh."

"No," said Piglet, "you were the one who was outside, Pooh."

"So it was," said Pooh. "I knew one of us was."

"So it was," said Pooh. "I knew one of us was."

He looked up at his clock, which had stopped at five minutes to eleven some weeks ago.

He glanced at his clock, which had stopped at five minutes to eleven a few weeks ago.

"Nearly eleven o'clock," said Pooh happily. "You're just in time for a little smackerel of something," and he put his head into the cupboard. "And then we'll go out, Piglet, and sing my song to Eeyore."

"Almost eleven o'clock," said Pooh cheerfully. "You're just in time for a little snack," and he leaned into the cupboard. "Then we'll head out, Piglet, and sing my song to Eeyore."



"Which song, Pooh?"

"Which song, Pooh?"

"The one we're going to sing to Eeyore," explained Pooh.

"The song we're going to sing to Eeyore," Pooh explained.

The clock was still saying five minutes to eleven when Pooh and Piglet set out on their way half an hour later. The wind had dropped, and the snow, tired of rushing round in circles trying to catch itself up, now fluttered gently down until it found a place on which to rest, and sometimes the place was Pooh's nose and sometimes it wasn't, and in a little while Piglet was wearing a white muffler round his neck and feeling more snowy behind the ears than he had ever felt before.

The clock still said five minutes to eleven when Pooh and Piglet headed out half an hour later. The wind had calmed down, and the snow, tired of swirling around trying to catch up with itself, now gently fell until it found a spot to settle, which sometimes was on Pooh's nose and sometimes wasn’t. Soon, Piglet was wearing a white scarf around his neck and feeling snowier behind the ears than he ever had before.



"Pooh," he said at last, and a little timidly, because he didn't want Pooh to think he was Giving In, "I was just wondering. How would it be if we went home now and practised your song, and then sang it to Eeyore tomorrow—or—or the next day, when we happen to see him?"

"Pooh," he finally said, a bit shyly because he didn't want Pooh to think he was giving in, "I was just wondering. What if we went home now and practiced your song, and then sang it to Eeyore tomorrow—or—or the next day when we run into him?"

"That's a very good idea, Piglet," said Pooh. "We'll practise it now as we go along. But it's no good going home to practise it, because it's a special Outdoor Song which Has To Be Sung In The Snow."

"That's a great idea, Piglet," said Pooh. "We'll practice it now as we walk. But there's no point in going home to practice, because it's a special Outdoor Song that has to be sung in the snow."

"Are you sure?" asked Piglet anxiously.

"Are you sure?" Piglet asked nervously.

"Well, you'll see, Piglet, when you listen. Because this is how it begins. The more it snows, tiddely pom——"

"Well, you'll see, Piglet, when you listen. Because this is how it begins. The more it snows, tiddely pom——"

"Tiddely what?" said Piglet.

"Tiddely what?" asked Piglet.

"Pom," said Pooh. "I put that in to make it more hummy. The more it goes, tiddely pom, the more——"

"Pom," said Pooh. "I added that to make it sound more hummy. The more it goes, tiddely pom, the more——"

"Didn't you say snows?"

"Didn't you say snow?"

"Yes, but that was before."

"Yes, but that was before."

"Before the tiddely pom?"

"Before the tiddly pom?"

"It was a different tiddely pom," said Pooh, feeling rather muddled now. "I'll sing it to you properly and then you'll see."

"It was a different tiddely pom," Pooh said, feeling a bit confused now. "I'll sing it for you the right way, and then you'll understand."

So he sang it again.

So he sang it again.

The more it
SNOWS-tiddely-pom,
The more it
GOES-tiddely-pom
The more it
GOES-tiddely-pom
On
Snowing.
And nobody
KNOWS-tiddely-pom,
How cold my
TOES-tiddely-pom
How cold my
TOES-tiddely-pom
Are
Growing.

He sang it like that, which is much the best way of singing it, and when he had finished, he waited for Piglet to say that, of all the Outdoor Hums for Snowy Weather he had ever heard, this was the best. And, after thinking the matter out carefully, Piglet said:

He sang it like that, which is definitely the best way to sing it, and when he finished, he waited for Piglet to say that, out of all the Outdoor Hums for Snowy Weather he had ever heard, this was the best. After thinking it over carefully, Piglet said:

"Pooh," he said solemnly, "it isn't the toes so much as the ears."

"Pooh," he said seriously, "it's not really the toes that matter, but the ears."

By this time they were getting near Eeyore's Gloomy Place, which was where he lived, and as it was still very snowy behind Piglet's ears, and he was getting tired of it, they turned into a little pine wood, and sat down on the gate which led into it. They were out of the snow now, but it was very cold, and to keep themselves warm they sang Pooh's song right through six times, Piglet doing the tiddely-poms and Pooh doing the rest of it, and both of them thumping on the top of the gate with pieces of stick at the proper places. And in a little while they felt much warmer, and were able to talk again.

By this time, they were getting close to Eeyore's Gloomy Place, where he lived. Since it was still pretty snowy behind Piglet's ears and he was getting tired of it, they turned into a small pine wood and sat down on the gate that led into it. They were out of the snow now, but it was really cold, so to keep warm, they sang Pooh's song all the way through six times, with Piglet doing the tiddely-poms and Pooh doing the rest, both of them thumping on the top of the gate with sticks at the right parts. After a little while, they felt much warmer and were able to talk again.



"I've been thinking," said Pooh, "and what I've been thinking is this. I've been thinking about Eeyore."

"I've been thinking," said Pooh, "and what I've been thinking is this. I've been thinking about Eeyore."

"What about Eeyore?"

"What about Eeyore?"

"Well, poor Eeyore has nowhere to live."

"Well, poor Eeyore has no place to live."

"Nor he has," said Piglet.

"Neither does he," said Piglet.

"You have a house, Piglet, and I have a house, and they are very good houses. And Christopher Robin has a house, and Owl and Kanga and Rabbit have houses, and even Rabbit's friends and relations have houses or somethings, but poor Eeyore has nothing. So what I've been thinking is: Let's build him a house."

"You have a house, Piglet, and I have a house, and they're both really nice houses. Christopher Robin has a house, and Owl, Kanga, and Rabbit have houses, and even Rabbit's friends and family have houses or something, but poor Eeyore has nothing. So I've been thinking: let's build him a house."

"That," said Piglet, "is a Grand Idea. Where shall we build it?"

"That," said Piglet, "is a great idea. Where should we build it?"

"We build it here," said Pooh, "just by this wood, out of the wind, because this is where I thought of it. And we will call this Pooh Corner. And we will build an Eeyore House with sticks at Pooh Corner for Eeyore."

"We're building it here," said Pooh, "right by this wood, out of the wind, because this is where I thought of it. And we'll call this Pooh Corner. And we'll make an Eeyore House with sticks at Pooh Corner for Eeyore."

"There was a heap of sticks on the other side of the wood," said Piglet. "I saw them. Lots and lots. All piled up."

"There was a pile of sticks on the other side of the woods," said Piglet. "I saw them. So many. All stacked up."

"Thank you, Piglet," said Pooh. "What you have just said will be a Great Help to us, and because of it I could call this place Poohanpiglet Corner if Pooh Corner didn't sound better, which it does, being smaller and more like a corner. Come along."

"Thanks, Piglet," said Pooh. "What you just said is really helpful, and because of it, I could call this place Poohanpiglet Corner, but Pooh Corner sounds better, which it does, since it’s smaller and more like a corner. Let’s go."



So they got down off the gate and went round to the other side of the wood to fetch the sticks.

So they got down from the gate and walked around to the other side of the woods to get the sticks.


Christopher Robin had spent the morning indoors going to Africa and back, and he had just got off the boat and was wondering what it was like outside, when who should come knocking at the door but Eeyore.

Christopher Robin had spent the morning indoors traveling to Africa and back, and he had just stepped off the boat and was wondering what it was like outside when, out of the blue, Eeyore came knocking at the door.

"Hallo, Eeyore," said Christopher Robin, as he opened the door and came out. "How are you?"

"Hey, Eeyore," said Christopher Robin, as he opened the door and stepped outside. "How are you?"



"It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily.

"It's still snowing," Eeyore said sadly.

"So it is."

"That's how it is."

"And freezing."

"And cold."

"Is it?"

"Is it?"

"Yes," said Eeyore. "However," he said, brightening up a little, "we haven't had an earthquake lately."

"Yeah," said Eeyore. "But," he added, feeling a bit more cheerful, "we haven't had an earthquake recently."

"What's the matter, Eeyore?"

"What's wrong, Eeyore?"



"Nothing, Christopher Robin. Nothing important. I suppose you haven't seen a house or what-not anywhere about?"

"Nothing, Christopher Robin. Nothing important. I guess you haven't seen a house or anything like that around here?"

"What sort of a house?"

"What type of house?"

"Just a house."

"Just a home."

"Who lives there?"

"Who lives here?"

"I do. At least I thought I did. But I suppose I don't. After all, we can't all have houses."

"I do. At least I thought I did. But I guess I don’t. After all, not everyone can have houses."

"But, Eeyore, I didn't know—I always thought——"

"But, Eeyore, I didn't know—I always thought——"

"I don't know how it is, Christopher Robin, but what with all this snow and one thing and another, not to mention icicles and such-like, it isn't so Hot in my field about three o'clock in the morning as some people think it is. It isn't Close, if you know what I mean—not so as to be uncomfortable. It isn't Stuffy. In fact, Christopher Robin," he went on in a loud whisper, "quite-between-ourselves-and-don't-tell-anybody, it's Cold."

"I don’t know how it is, Christopher Robin, but with all this snow and everything else, not to mention icicles and stuff, it’s not as warm in my field around three o'clock in the morning as some people think. It’s not humid, if you know what I mean—not uncomfortable at all. It’s not stuffy. In fact, Christopher Robin," he continued in a loud whisper, "just between us, and don’t tell anyone, it’s cold."

"Oh, Eeyore!"

"Oh, Eeyore!"

"And I said to myself: The others will be sorry if I'm getting myself all cold. They haven't got Brains, any of them, only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think, but if it goes on snowing for another six weeks or so, one of them will begin to say to himself: 'Eeyore can't be so very much too Hot about three o'clock in the morning.' And then it will Get About. And they'll be Sorry."

"And I said to myself: The others will regret it if I end up freezing. They don’t have brains, just some gray fluff that accidentally got blown into their heads, and they don’t think. But if it keeps snowing for another six weeks or so, one of them will start thinking, 'Eeyore can't be that warm at three in the morning.' And then it will spread. And they’ll be sorry."



"Oh, Eeyore!" said Christopher Robin, feeling very sorry already.

"Oh, Eeyore!" said Christopher Robin, feeling really sorry already.

"I don't mean you, Christopher Robin. You're different. So what it all comes to is that I built myself a house down by my little wood."

"I don't mean you, Christopher Robin. You're different. So what it all comes down to is that I built myself a house next to my little woods."

"Did you really? How exciting!"

"Did you really? That's awesome!"

"The really exciting part," said Eeyore in his most melancholy voice, "is that when I left it this morning it was there, and when I came back it wasn't. Not at all, very natural, and it was only Eeyore's house. But still I just wondered."

"The really exciting part," said Eeyore in his most gloomy voice, "is that when I left this morning, it was there, and when I got back, it wasn't. Not at all, completely normal, and it was just Eeyore's house. But still, I couldn't help but wonder."

Christopher Robin didn't stop to wonder. He was already back in his house, putting on his waterproof hat, his waterproof boots and his waterproof macintosh as fast as he could.

Christopher Robin didn’t pause to think. He was already back in his house, putting on his rain hat, his rain boots, and his raincoat as quickly as he could.

"We'll go and look for it at once," he called out to Eeyore.

"We'll go look for it right away," he shouted to Eeyore.

"Sometimes," said Eeyore, "when people have quite finished taking a person's house, there are one or two bits which they don't want and are rather glad for the person to take back, if you know what I mean. So I thought if we just went——"

"Sometimes," said Eeyore, "when people are done taking someone's house, there are a couple of things they don't want and are actually pretty happy to let the person take back, if you know what I'm saying. So I thought if we just went——"

"Come on," said Christopher Robin, and off they hurried, and in a very little time they got to the corner of the field by the side of the pine-wood, where Eeyore's house wasn't any longer.

"Come on," said Christopher Robin, and off they rushed, and in no time they reached the corner of the field next to the pine forest, where Eeyore's house was no longer.

"There!" said Eeyore. "Not a stick of it left! Of course, I've still got all this snow to do what I like with. One mustn't complain."

"There!" said Eeyore. "Not a single bit of it left! Of course, I've still got all this snow to do whatever I want with. One shouldn't complain."

But Christopher Robin wasn't listening to Eeyore, he was listening to something else.

But Christopher Robin wasn't paying attention to Eeyore; he was focused on something else.

"Can't you hear it?" he asked.

"Can't you hear it?" he asked.

"What is it? Somebody laughing?"

"What's going on? Someone laughing?"

"Listen."

"Pay attention."

They both listened ... and they heard a deep gruff voice saying in a singing voice that the more it snowed the more it went on snowing, and a small high voice tiddely-pomming in between.

They both listened ... and they heard a deep, gruff voice singing that the more it snowed, the more it just kept snowing, with a small high voice chiming in between.



"It's Pooh," said Christopher Robin excitedly....

"It's Pooh," Christopher Robin said excitedly.

"Possibly," said Eeyore.

"Maybe," said Eeyore.

"And Piglet!" said Christopher Robin excitedly.

"And Piglet!" said Christopher Robin excitedly.

"Probably," said Eeyore. "What we want is a Trained Bloodhound."

"Probably," said Eeyore. "What we want is a trained bloodhound."

The words of the song changed suddenly.

The lyrics of the song changed abruptly.

"We've finished our HOUSE!" sang the gruff voice.

"We've finished our HOUSE!" sang the rough voice.

"Tiddely pom!" sang the squeaky one.

"Tiddely pom!" sang the squeaky one.

"It's a beautiful HOUSE...."

"It's a beautiful home...."

"Tiddely pom...."

"Tiddely pom...."

"I wish it were MINE...."

"I wish it was MINE...."

"Tiddely pom...."

"Tiddely pom...."

"Pooh!" shouted Christopher Robin....

"Pooh!" yelled Christopher Robin....

The singers on the gate stopped suddenly.

The singers at the gate suddenly stopped.

"It's Christopher Robin!" said Pooh eagerly.

"It's Christopher Robin!" Pooh said excitedly.

"He's round by the place where we got all those sticks from," said Piglet.

"He's over by the spot where we got all those sticks from," said Piglet.

"Come on," said Pooh.

"Let's go," said Pooh.

They climbed down their gate and hurried round the corner of the wood, Pooh making welcoming noises all the way.

They climbed down from their gate and rushed around the corner of the woods, with Pooh making cheerful sounds the whole time.

"Why, here is Eeyore," said Pooh, when he had finished hugging Christopher Robin, and he nudged Piglet, and Piglet nudged him, and they thought to themselves what a lovely surprise they had got ready.

"Look, here’s Eeyore," said Pooh, when he had finished hugging Christopher Robin. He nudged Piglet, and Piglet nudged him back, and they thought to themselves about how great the surprise they had planned was.

"Hallo, Eeyore."

"Hey, Eeyore."

"Same to you, Pooh Bear, and twice on Thursdays," said Eeyore gloomily.

"Same to you, Pooh Bear, and twice on Thursdays," Eeyore said with a gloomy tone.

Before Pooh could say: "Why Thursdays?" Christopher Robin began to explain the sad story of Eeyore's Lost House. And Pooh and Piglet listened, and their eyes seemed to get bigger and bigger.

Before Pooh could say, "Why Thursdays?" Christopher Robin started to share the sad story of Eeyore's Lost House. Pooh and Piglet listened, and their eyes seemed to get wider and wider.

"Where did you say it was?" asked Pooh.

"Where did you say it was?" asked Pooh.

"Just here," said Eeyore.

"Right here," said Eeyore.

"Made of sticks?"

"Made of sticks?"

"Yes."

Yes.

"Oh!" said Piglet.

"Oh!" said Piglet.

"What?" said Eeyore.

"What?" Eeyore said.

"I just said 'Oh!'" said Piglet nervously. And so as to seem quite at ease he hummed Tiddely-pom once or twice in a what-shall-we-do-now kind of way.

"I just said 'Oh!'" Piglet said nervously. To seem more relaxed, he hummed Tiddely-pom a couple of times in a what-should-we-do-now kind of way.

"You're sure it was a house?" said Pooh. "I mean, you're sure the house was just here?"

"Are you sure it was a house?" said Pooh. "I mean, are you sure the house was just here?"

"Of course I am," said Eeyore. And he murmured to himself, "No brain at all some of them."

"Of course I am," Eeyore said. Then he mumbled to himself, "Some of them don't have a brain at all."

"Why, what's the matter, Pooh?" asked Christopher Robin.

"What's wrong, Pooh?" asked Christopher Robin.

"Well," said Pooh.... "The fact is," said Pooh.... "Well, the fact is," said Pooh.... "You see," said Pooh.... "It's like this," said Pooh, and something seemed to tell him that he wasn't explaining very well, and he nudged Piglet again.

"Well," said Pooh.... "The thing is," said Pooh.... "Well, the thing is," said Pooh.... "You see," said Pooh.... "It's like this," said Pooh, and something seemed to tell him that he wasn't explaining it very well, and he nudged Piglet again.

"It's like this," said Piglet quickly.... "Only warmer," he added after deep thought.

"It's like this," Piglet said quickly... "Just a bit warmer," he added after thinking for a while.

"What's warmer?"

"Which is warmer?"

"The other side of the wood, where Eeyore's house is."

"The other side of the woods, where Eeyore's house is."

"My house?" said Eeyore. "My house was here."

"My house?" Eeyore said. "My house used to be here."

"No," said Piglet firmly. "The other side of the wood."

"No," Piglet said firmly. "The other side of the woods."

"Because of being warmer," said Pooh.

"Because it's warmer," Pooh said.

"But I ought to know——"

"But I should know——"

"Come and look," said Piglet simply, and he led the way.

"Come and see," Piglet said plainly, and he took the lead.

"There wouldn't be two houses," said Pooh. "Not so close together."

"There wouldn't be two houses," said Pooh. "Not that close to each other."

They came round the corner, and there was Eeyore's house, looking as comfy as anything.

They turned the corner, and there was Eeyore's house, looking really cozy.



"There you are," said Piglet.

"There you are," Piglet said.

"Inside as well as outside," said Pooh proudly.

"Inside and out," Pooh said proudly.

Eeyore went inside ... and came out again.

Eeyore went inside... and came out again.

"It's a remarkable thing," he said. "It is my house, and I built it where I said I did, so the wind must have blown it here. And the wind blew it right over the wood, and blew it down here, and here it is as good as ever. In fact, better in places."

"It's something impressive," he said. "This is my house, and I built it exactly where I said I did, so the wind must have brought it here. The wind carried it right over the woods and brought it down here, and here it is, just as good as ever. In fact, it's even better in some spots."



"Much better," said Pooh and Piglet together.

"Much better," said Pooh and Piglet at the same time.

"It just shows what can be done by taking a little trouble," said Eeyore. "Do you see, Pooh? Do you see, Piglet? Brains first and then Hard Work. Look at it! That's the way to build a house," said Eeyore proudly.

"It just shows what can be achieved with a bit of effort," said Eeyore. "Do you see, Pooh? Do you see, Piglet? First brains, then hard work. Look at it! That's how to build a house," said Eeyore proudly.


So they left him in it; and Christopher Robin went back to lunch with his friends Pooh and Piglet, and on the way they told him of the Awful Mistake they had made. And when he had finished laughing, they all sang the Outdoor Song for Snowy Weather the rest of the way home, Piglet, who was still not quite sure of his voice, putting in the tiddely-poms again.

So they left him there, and Christopher Robin went back to have lunch with his friends Pooh and Piglet. On the way, they told him about the big mistake they had made. After he finished laughing, they all sang the Outdoor Song for Snowy Weather the rest of the way home, with Piglet, who was still a bit unsure of his voice, chiming in with the tiddely-poms again.

"And I know it seems easy," said Piglet to himself, "but it isn't every one who could do it."

"And I know it seems easy," Piglet thought to himself, "but not everyone could do it."


CHAPTER II

IN WHICH Tigger Comes to the Forest and Has Breakfast

IN WHICH Tigger Comes to the Forest and Has Breakfast

Winnie-the-pooh woke up suddenly in the middle of the night and listened. Then he got out of bed, and lit his candle, and stumped across the room to see if anybody was trying to get into his honey-cupboard, and they weren't, so he stumped back again, blew out his candle, and got into bed. Then he heard the noise again.

Winnie-the-Pooh woke up suddenly in the middle of the night and listened. Then he got out of bed, lit his candle, and went across the room to check if anyone was trying to get into his honey cupboard. There wasn’t, so he walked back, blew out his candle, and climbed into bed. Then he heard the noise again.

"Is that you, Piglet?" he said.

"Is that you, Piglet?" he asked.

But it wasn't.

But it wasn’t.

"Come in, Christopher Robin," he said.

"Come in, Christopher Robin," he said.

But Christopher Robin didn't.

But Christopher Robin didn't.

"Tell me about it tomorrow, Eeyore," said Pooh sleepily.

"Tell me about it tomorrow, Eeyore," Pooh said, feeling sleepy.

But the noise went on.

But the noise kept going.

"Worraworraworraworraworra," said Whatever-it-was, and Pooh found that he wasn't asleep after all.

"Worraworraworraworraworra," said Whatever-it-was, and Pooh realized that he wasn't actually asleep after all.

"What can it be?" he thought. "There are lots of noises in the Forest, but this is a different one. It isn't a growl, and it isn't a purr, and it isn't a bark, and it isn't the noise-you-make-before-beginning-a-piece-of-poetry, but it's a noise of some kind, made by a strange animal. And he's making it outside my door. So I shall get up and ask him not to do it."

"What could it be?" he wondered. "There are a lot of sounds in the forest, but this one is different. It’s not a growl, or a purr, or a bark, and it’s not the noise you make before starting a poem, but it’s some kind of noise made by a strange animal. And it’s happening right outside my door. So I’ll get up and ask him to stop."

He got out of bed and opened his front door.

He got out of bed and opened his front door.



"Hallo!" said Pooh, in case there was anything outside.

"Hello!" said Pooh, just in case there was anything outside.

"Hallo!" said Whatever-it-was.

"Hey!" said Whatever-it-was.

"Oh!" said Pooh. "Hallo!"

"Oh!" said Pooh. "Hello!"

"Hallo!"

"Hello!"

"Oh, there you are!" said Pooh. "Hallo!"

"Oh, there you are!" said Pooh. "Hello!"

"Hallo!" said the Strange Animal, wondering how long this was going on.

"Hello!" said the Strange Animal, curious about how long this had been happening.

Pooh was just going to say "Hallo!" for the fourth time when he thought that he wouldn't, so he said: "Who is it?" instead.

Pooh was about to say "Hi!" for the fourth time when he decided not to, so he asked, "Who is it?" instead.

"Me," said a voice.

"Me," a voice said.

"Oh!" said Pooh. "Well, come here."

"Oh!" said Pooh. "Alright, come here."

So Whatever-it-was came here, and in the light of the candle he and Pooh looked at each other.

So Whatever-it-was came here, and in the candlelight, he and Pooh looked at each other.

"I'm Pooh," said Pooh.

"I'm Pooh," Pooh said.

"I'm Tigger," said Tigger.

"I'm Tigger," Tigger said.

"Oh!" said Pooh, for he had never seen an animal like this before. "Does Christopher Robin know about you?"

"Oh!" said Pooh, since he had never seen an animal like this before. "Does Christopher Robin know about you?"

"Of course he does," said Tigger.

"Of course he does," Tigger said.

"Well," said Pooh, "it's the middle of the night, which is a good time for going to sleep. And tomorrow morning we'll have some honey for breakfast. Do Tiggers like honey?"

"Well," said Pooh, "it's the middle of the night, which is a good time to sleep. And tomorrow morning we'll have some honey for breakfast. Do Tiggers like honey?"

"They like everything," said Tigger cheerfully.

"They like everything," Tigger said happily.

"Then if they like going to sleep on the floor, I'll go back to bed," said Pooh, "and we'll do things in the morning. Good night." And he got back into bed and went fast asleep.

"Then if they want to sleep on the floor, I'll head back to bed," said Pooh, "and we'll take care of things in the morning. Good night." And he climbed back into bed and fell fast asleep.

When he awoke in the morning, the first thing he saw was Tigger, sitting in front of the glass and looking at himself.

When he woke up in the morning, the first thing he saw was Tigger, sitting in front of the mirror and checking himself out.



"Hallo!" said Pooh.

"Hello!" said Pooh.

"Hallo!" said Tigger. "I've found somebody just like me. I thought I was the only one of them."

"Hey!" said Tigger. "I’ve found someone just like me. I thought I was the only one!"

Pooh got out of bed, and began to explain what a looking-glass was, but just as he was getting to the interesting part, Tigger said:

Pooh got out of bed and started to explain what a mirror was, but just as he was getting to the interesting part, Tigger chimed in:

"Excuse me a moment, but there's something climbing up your table," and with one loud Worraworraworraworraworra he jumped at the end of the tablecloth, pulled it to the ground, wrapped himself up in it three times, rolled to the other end of the room, and, after a terrible struggle, got his head into the daylight again, and said cheerfully: "Have I won?"

"Excuse me for a sec, but there's something crawling up your table," and with one loud Worraworraworraworraworra, he jumped on the end of the tablecloth, yanked it down, wrapped himself in it three times, rolled to the other side of the room, and, after a big struggle, finally got his head into the light again and said cheerfully: "Did I win?"

"That's my tablecloth," said Pooh, as he began to unwind Tigger.

"That's my tablecloth," Pooh said, as he started to unroll Tigger.

"I wondered what it was," said Tigger.

"I was curious about what it was," said Tigger.

"It goes on the table and you put things on it."

"It goes on the table, and you place things on it."

"Then why did it try to bite me when I wasn't looking?"

"Then why did it try to bite me when I wasn't paying attention?"

"I don't think it did," said Pooh.

"I don't think it did," said Pooh.

"It tried," said Tigger, "but I was too quick for it."

"It tried," said Tigger, "but I was faster than it."



Pooh put the cloth back on the table, and he put a large honey-pot on the cloth, and they sat down to breakfast. And as soon as they sat down, Tigger took a large mouthful of honey ... and he looked up at the ceiling with his head on one side, and made exploring noises with his tongue and considering noises, and what-have-we-got-here noises ... and then he said in a very decided voice:

Pooh laid the cloth back on the table, then placed a big honey pot on it, and they sat down for breakfast. As soon as they were seated, Tigger took a big spoonful of honey... and he looked up at the ceiling, tilted his head to one side, making exploring sounds with his tongue and thoughtful noises, and what-have-we-got-here noises... then he declared in a very firm voice:

"Tiggers don't like honey."

"Tiggers don't like honey."

"Oh!" said Pooh, and tried to make it sound Sad and Regretful. "I thought they liked everything."

"Oh!" said Pooh, trying to sound sad and regretful. "I thought they liked everything."

"Everything except honey," said Tigger.

"Everything except honey," Tigger said.

Pooh felt rather pleased about this, and said that, as soon as he had finished his own breakfast, he would take Tigger round to Piglet's house, and Tigger could try some of Piglet's haycorns.

Pooh felt quite happy about this and said that as soon as he finished his breakfast, he would take Tigger over to Piglet's house so Tigger could try some of Piglet's acorns.

"Thank you, Pooh," said Tigger, "because haycorns is really what Tiggers like best."

"Thanks, Pooh," said Tigger, "because acorns are really what Tiggers like the most."

So after breakfast they went round to see Piglet, and Pooh explained as they went that Piglet was a Very Small Animal who didn't like bouncing, and asked Tigger not to be too Bouncy just at first. And Tigger, who had been hiding behind trees and jumping out on Pooh's shadow when it wasn't looking, said that Tiggers were only bouncy before breakfast, and that as soon as they had had a few haycorns they became Quiet and Refined. So by and by they knocked at the door of Piglet's house.

So after breakfast, they went to check on Piglet, and Pooh explained as they walked that Piglet was a very small animal who didn't like bouncing, asking Tigger to tone it down a bit at first. Tigger, who had been hiding behind trees and jumping out at Pooh's shadow when it wasn’t paying attention, said that Tiggers were only bouncy before breakfast, and that once they had a few haycorns, they became calm and refined. Eventually, they knocked on the door of Piglet's house.

"Hallo, Pooh," said Piglet.

"Hey, Pooh," said Piglet.

"Hallo, Piglet. This is Tigger."

"Hi, Piglet. This is Tigger."

"Oh, is it?" said Piglet, and he edged round to the other side of the table. "I thought Tiggers were smaller than that."

"Oh, really?" said Piglet, as he moved to the other side of the table. "I thought Tiggers were supposed to be smaller than that."

"Not the big ones," said Tigger.

"Not the big ones," Tigger said.

"They like haycorns," said Pooh, "so that's what we've come for, because poor Tigger hasn't had any breakfast yet."

"They like acorns," said Pooh, "so that's why we're here, because poor Tigger hasn't eaten anything for breakfast yet."

Piglet pushed the bowl of haycorns towards Tigger, and said: "Help yourself," and then he got close up to Pooh and felt much braver, and said, "So you're Tigger? Well, well!" in a careless sort of voice. But Tigger said nothing because his mouth was full of haycorns....

Piglet nudged the bowl of acorns toward Tigger and said, "Go ahead, take some." Then he moved in closer to Pooh, feeling more confident, and said, "So you're Tigger? Well, well!" in a casual tone. But Tigger didn't respond because his mouth was stuffed with acorns...

After a long munching noise he said:

After a long chewing noise, he said:

"Ee-ers o i a-ors."

"Ee-ers o i a-ors."

And when Pooh and Piglet said "What?" he said "Skoos ee," and went outside for a moment.

And when Pooh and Piglet said "What?" he replied, "Skoos ee," and stepped outside for a moment.

When he came back he said firmly:

When he got back, he said confidently:

"Tiggers don't like haycorns."

"Tiggers don't like acorns."

"But you said they liked everything except honey," said Pooh.

"But you said they liked everything except honey," Pooh said.

"Everything except honey and haycorns," explained Tigger.

"Everything except honey and acorns," Tigger explained.

When he heard this Pooh said, "Oh, I see!" and Piglet, who was rather glad that Tiggers didn't like haycorns, said, "What about thistles?"

When Pooh heard this, he said, "Oh, I get it!" and Piglet, who was pretty happy that Tiggers didn’t like haycorns, asked, "What about thistles?"

"Thistles," said Tigger, "is what Tiggers like best."

"Thistles," Tigger said, "are what Tiggers like the most."

"Then let's go along and see Eeyore," said Piglet.

"Then let's go see Eeyore," said Piglet.



So the three of them went; and after they had walked and walked and walked, they came to the part of the Forest where Eeyore was.

So the three of them went, and after they had walked and walked and walked, they reached the part of the Forest where Eeyore was.

"Hallo, Eeyore!" said Pooh. "This is Tigger."

"Hey, Eeyore!" said Pooh. "This is Tigger."

"What is?" said Eeyore.

"What is it?" said Eeyore.

"This," explained Pooh and Piglet together, and Tigger smiled his happiest smile and said nothing.

"This," Pooh and Piglet said together, and Tigger beamed his biggest smile and stayed quiet.

Eeyore walked all round Tigger one way, and then turned and walked all round him the other way.

Eeyore walked all the way around Tigger in one direction, then turned and walked all the way around him in the other direction.

"What did you say it was?" he asked.

"What did you say it was?" he asked.

"Tigger."

"Tigger."

"Ah!" said Eeyore.

"Wow!" said Eeyore.

"He's just come," explained Piglet.

"He's just arrived," explained Piglet.

"Ah!" said Eeyore again.

"Ah!" Eeyore said again.

He thought for a long time and then said:

He thought for a long time and then said:

"When is he going?"

"When's he going?"

Pooh explained to Eeyore that Tigger was a great friend of Christopher Robin's, who had come to stay in the Forest, and Piglet explained to Tigger that he mustn't mind what Eeyore said because he was always gloomy; and Eeyore explained to Piglet that, on the contrary, he was feeling particularly cheerful this morning; and Tigger explained to anybody who was listening that he hadn't had any breakfast yet.

Pooh told Eeyore that Tigger was a good friend of Christopher Robin's who had come to stay in the Forest, and Piglet told Tigger not to take Eeyore's words to heart because he was always gloomy; and Eeyore told Piglet that, on the contrary, he was feeling especially cheerful this morning; and Tigger told anyone who was listening that he hadn't had any breakfast yet.

"I knew there was something," said Pooh. "Tiggers always eat thistles, so that was why we came to see you, Eeyore."

"I knew there was something," Pooh said. "Tiggers always eat thistles, which is why we came to see you, Eeyore."

"Don't mention it, Pooh."

"Don't worry about it, Pooh."

"Oh, Eeyore, I didn't mean that I didn't want to see you——"

"Oh, Eeyore, I didn't mean that I didn't want to see you——"

"Quite—quite. But your new stripy friend—naturally, he wants his breakfast. What did you say his name was?"

"Right—right. But your new striped friend—of course, he wants his breakfast. What did you say his name was?"

"Tigger."

"Tigger."

"Then come this way, Tigger."

"Then come this way, Tigger."

Eeyore led the way to the most thistly-looking patch of thistles that ever was, and waved a hoof at it.

Eeyore led the way to the prickliest patch of thistles you’ve ever seen and motioned to it with his hoof.

"A little patch I was keeping for my birthday," he said; "but, after all, what are birthdays? Here today and gone tomorrow. Help yourself, Tigger."

"A small patch I was saving for my birthday," he said; "but really, what are birthdays? Here today and gone tomorrow. Go ahead, Tigger."

Tigger thanked him and looked a little anxiously at Pooh.

Tigger thanked him and looked a bit anxiously at Pooh.

"Are these really thistles?" he whispered.

"Are these actually thistles?" he whispered.

"Yes," said Pooh.

"Yeah," said Pooh.

"What Tiggers like best?"

"What do Tiggers like most?"

"That's right," said Pooh.

"Exactly," said Pooh.

"I see," said Tigger.

"I get it," said Tigger.

So he took a large mouthful, and he gave a large crunch.

So he took a big bite, and he made a loud crunch.

"Ow!" said Tigger.

"Ouch!" said Tigger.

He sat down and put his paw in his mouth.

He sat down and put his paw in his mouth.



"What's the matter?" asked Pooh.

"What's wrong?" asked Pooh.

"Hot!" mumbled Tigger.

"Hot!" mumbled Tigger.

"Your friend," said Eeyore, "appears to have bitten on a bee."

"Your friend," said Eeyore, "seems to have gotten stung by a bee."

Pooh's friend stopped shaking his head to get the prickles out, and explained that Tiggers didn't like thistles.

Pooh's friend paused from shaking his head to get rid of the prickles and explained that Tiggers didn't like thistles.

"Then why bend a perfectly good one?" asked Eeyore.

"Then why change something that's perfectly fine?" asked Eeyore.

"But you said," began Pooh—"you said that Tiggers liked everything except honey and haycorns."

"But you said," began Pooh—"you said that Tiggers liked everything except honey and acorns."

"And thistles," said Tigger, who was now running round in circles with his tongue hanging out.

"And thistles," said Tigger, who was now running around in circles with his tongue hanging out.

Pooh looked at him sadly.

Pooh looked at him with concern.

"What are we going to do?" he asked Piglet.

"What are we going to do?" he asked Piglet.

Piglet knew the answer to that, and he said at once that they must go and see Christopher Robin.

Piglet knew the answer to that, and he immediately said they should go see Christopher Robin.

"You'll find him with Kanga," said Eeyore. He came close to Pooh, and said in a loud whisper:

"You'll find him with Kanga," Eeyore said. He leaned in closer to Pooh and said in a loud whisper:

"Could you ask your friend to do his exercises somewhere else? I shall be having lunch directly, and don't want it bounced on just before I begin. A trifling matter, and fussy of me, but we all have our little ways."

"Could you ask your friend to do his exercises somewhere else? I'm about to have lunch, and I don’t want it disrupted right before I start. It's a minor issue, and I know I'm being a bit particular, but we all have our quirks."

Pooh nodded solemnly and called to Tigger.

Pooh nodded seriously and called out to Tigger.

"Come along and we'll go and see Kanga. She's sure to have lots of breakfast for you."

"Come on and let’s go see Kanga. She’s definitely got plenty of breakfast for you."

Tigger finished his last circle and came up to Pooh and Piglet.

Tigger completed his last loop and approached Pooh and Piglet.

"Hot!" he explained with a large and friendly smile. "Come on!" and he rushed off.

"Hot!" he said with a big, friendly smile. "Let's go!" and he took off.

Pooh and Piglet walked slowly after him. And as they walked Piglet said nothing, because he couldn't think of anything, and Pooh said nothing, because he was thinking of a poem. And when he had thought of it he began:

Pooh and Piglet walked slowly behind him. As they walked, Piglet didn’t say anything because he couldn’t think of anything, and Pooh didn’t say anything because he was thinking of a poem. Once he had thought of it, he started:

What shall we do about poor little Tigger?
If he never eats nothing he'll never get bigger.
He doesn't like honey and haycorns and thistles
Because of the taste and because of the bristles.
And all the good things which an animal likes
Have the wrong sort of swallow or too many spikes.

"He's quite big enough anyhow," said Piglet.

"He's definitely big enough anyway," said Piglet.

"He isn't really very big."

"He's not really very big."

"Well, he seems so."

"Well, he looks like it."

Pooh was thoughtful when he heard this, and then he murmured to himself:

Pooh was deep in thought when he heard this, and then he quietly said to himself:

But whatever his weight in pounds, shillings, and ounces,
He always seems bigger because of his bounces.

"And that's the whole poem," he said. "Do you like it, Piglet?"

"And that's the entire poem," he said. "Do you like it, Piglet?"

"All except the shillings," said Piglet. "I don't think they ought to be there."

"All except the shillings," said Piglet. "I don't think they should be there."

"They wanted to come in after the pounds," explained Pooh, "so I let them. It is the best way to write poetry, letting things come."

"They wanted to come in after the pounds," Pooh explained, "so I let them. It’s the best way to write poetry, just letting things happen."

"Oh, I didn't know," said Piglet.

"Oh, I didn't know," said Piglet.


Tigger had been bouncing in front of them all this time, turning round every now and then to ask, "Is this the way?"—and now at last they came in sight of Kanga's house, and there was Christopher Robin. Tigger rushed up to him.

Tigger had been bouncing in front of them the whole time, stopping every now and then to ask, "Is this the way?"—and finally, they spotted Kanga's house, and there was Christopher Robin. Tigger hurried over to him.



"Oh, there you are, Tigger!" said Christopher Robin. "I knew you'd be somewhere."

"Oh, there you are, Tigger!" said Christopher Robin. "I knew you'd be around here somewhere."

"I've been finding things in the Forest," said Tigger importantly. "I've found a pooh and a piglet and an eeyore, but I can't find any breakfast."

"I've been discovering things in the Forest," said Tigger proudly. "I've found a Pooh, a Piglet, and an Eeyore, but I can't seem to find any breakfast."

Pooh and Piglet came up and hugged Christopher Robin, and explained what had been happening.

Pooh and Piglet came over and hugged Christopher Robin, explaining what had been going on.

"Don't you know what Tiggers like?" asked Pooh.

"Don't you know what Tiggers enjoy?" asked Pooh.

"I expect if I thought very hard I should," said Christopher Robin, "but I thought Tigger knew."

"I guess if I really thought about it, I would," said Christopher Robin, "but I thought Tigger knew."

"I do," said Tigger. "Everything there is in the world except honey and haycorns and—what were those hot things called?"

"I do," said Tigger. "Everything in the world except honey and acorns and—what were those hot things called?"

"Thistles."

"Thistles."

"Yes, and those."

"Yes, and those too."

"Oh, well then, Kanga can give you some breakfast."

"Oh, well, Kanga can make you some breakfast."

So they went into Kanga's house, and when Roo had said, "Hallo, Pooh," and "Hallo, Piglet" once, and "Hallo, Tigger" twice, because he had never said it before and it sounded funny, they told Kanga what they wanted, and Kanga said very kindly, "Well, look in my cupboard, Tigger dear, and see what you'd like." Because she knew at once that, however big Tigger seemed to be, he wanted as much kindness as Roo.

So they went into Kanga's house, and when Roo said, "Hey, Pooh," and "Hey, Piglet" once, and "Hey, Tigger" twice because he had never said it before and it sounded funny, they told Kanga what they wanted, and Kanga said very kindly, "Well, look in my cupboard, Tigger dear, and see what you’d like." Because she knew right away that, no matter how big Tigger seemed to be, he wanted as much kindness as Roo.

"Shall I look, too?" said Pooh, who was beginning to feel a little eleven o'clockish. And he found a small tin of condensed milk, and something seemed to tell him that Tiggers didn't like this, so he took it into a corner by itself, and went with it to see that nobody interrupted it.

"Should I take a look, too?" said Pooh, starting to feel a bit like it was around eleven o'clock. He found a small can of condensed milk, and something told him that Tiggers weren't fans of this, so he set it aside in a corner by itself and stayed close to make sure no one bothered it.



But the more Tigger put his nose into this and his paw into that, the more things he found which Tiggers didn't like. And when he had found everything in the cupboard, and couldn't eat any of it, he said to Kanga, "What happens now?"

But the more Tigger stuck his nose into this and his paw into that, the more things he discovered that Tiggers didn’t like. And when he finished finding everything in the cupboard and couldn’t eat any of it, he asked Kanga, "What happens now?"

But Kanga and Christopher Robin and Piglet were all standing round Roo, watching him have his Extract of Malt. And Roo was saying, "Must I?" and Kanga was saying "Now, Roo dear, you remember what you promised."

But Kanga, Christopher Robin, and Piglet were all gathered around Roo, watching him take his Extract of Malt. Roo was asking, "Do I have to?" and Kanga was saying, "Now, Roo dear, remember what you promised."

"What is it?" whispered Tigger to Piglet.

"What is it?" Tigger whispered to Piglet.

"His Strengthening Medicine," said Piglet. "He hates it."

"His Strengthening Medicine," Piglet said. "He can't stand it."

So Tigger came closer, and he leant over the back of Roo's chair, and suddenly he put out his tongue, and took one large golollop, and, with a sudden jump of surprise, Kanga said, "Oh!" and then clutched at the spoon again just as it was disappearing, and pulled it safely back out of Tigger's mouth. But the Extract of Malt had gone.

So Tigger moved in closer and leaned over the back of Roo's chair, and suddenly he stuck out his tongue and took one big gulp. With a sudden jump of surprise, Kanga exclaimed, "Oh!" and then reached for the spoon just as it was disappearing, pulling it safely back out of Tigger's mouth. But the Extract of Malt was gone.



"Tigger dear!" said Kanga.

"Tigger, dear!" said Kanga.

"He's taken my medicine, he's taken my medicine, he's taken my medicine!" sang Roo happily, thinking it was a tremendous joke.

"He's taken my medicine, he's taken my medicine, he's taken my medicine!" sang Roo excitedly, thinking it was a great joke.

Then Tigger looked up at the ceiling, and closed his eyes, and his tongue went round and round his chops, in case he had left any outside, and a peaceful smile came over his face as he said, "So that's what Tiggers like!"

Then Tigger looked up at the ceiling, closed his eyes, and his tongue went round and round his lips, just in case he had left any outside, and a peaceful smile spread across his face as he said, "So that's what Tiggers like!"


Which explains why he always lived at Kanga's house afterwards, and had Extract of Malt for breakfast, dinner, and tea. And sometimes, when Kanga thought he wanted strengthening, he had a spoonful or two of Roo's breakfast after meals as medicine.

Which explains why he always lived at Kanga's house afterward, and had Extract of Malt for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And sometimes, when Kanga thought he needed a boost, he had a spoonful or two of Roo's breakfast after meals as medicine.

"But I think," said Piglet to Pooh, "that he's been strengthened quite enough."

"But I think," said Piglet to Pooh, "that he's been strengthened just fine."


CHAPTER III

IN WHICH A Search Is Organdized, and Piglet Nearly Meets the Heffalump Again

IN WHICH A Search Is Organized, and Piglet Almost Encounters the Heffalump Again

Pooh was sitting in his house one day, counting his pots of honey, when there came a knock on the door.

Pooh was sitting in his house one day, counting his jars of honey, when there was a knock on the door.

"Fourteen," said Pooh. "Come in. Fourteen. Or was it fifteen? Bother. That's muddled me."

"Fourteen," said Pooh. "Come in. Fourteen. Or was it fifteen? Ugh. That’s confused me."



"Hallo, Pooh," said Rabbit.

"Hi, Pooh," said Rabbit.

"Hallo, Rabbit. Fourteen, wasn't it?"

"Hey, Rabbit. It was fourteen, right?"

"What was?"

"What happened?"

"My pots of honey what I was counting."

"My jars of honey that I was keeping track of."

"Fourteen, that's right."

"Fourteen, that's correct."

"Are you sure?"

"Are you certain?"

"No," said Rabbit. "Does it matter?"

"No," said Rabbit. "Does it even matter?"

"I just like to know," said Pooh humbly. "So as I can say to myself: 'I've got fourteen pots of honey left.' Or fifteen, as the case may be. It's sort of comforting."

"I just want to know," said Pooh humbly. "So I can tell myself: 'I've got fourteen pots of honey left.' Or fifteen, depending on the situation. It's kind of comforting."

"Well, let's call it sixteen," said Rabbit. "What I came to say was: Have you seen Small anywhere about?"

"Well, let's call it sixteen," said Rabbit. "What I wanted to say was: Have you seen Small around anywhere?"

"I don't think so," said Pooh. And then, after thinking a little more, he said: "Who is Small?"

"I don't think so," Pooh said. Then, after thinking a bit longer, he asked, "Who is Small?"

"One of my friends-and-relations," said Rabbit carelessly.

"One of my friends and family," said Rabbit casually.

This didn't help Pooh much, because Rabbit had so many friends-and-relations, and of such different sorts and sizes, that he didn't know whether he ought to be looking for Small at the top of an oak-tree or in the petal of a buttercup.

This didn't help Pooh much, because Rabbit had so many friends and relatives, and they were all different shapes and sizes, that he didn't know if he should be looking for Small at the top of an oak tree or in the petal of a buttercup.

"I haven't seen anybody today," said Pooh, "not so as to say 'Hallo, Small,' to. Did you want him for anything?"

"I haven’t seen anyone today," said Pooh, "not enough to say 'Hi, Small' to. Did you need him for something?"

"I don't want him," said Rabbit. "But it's always useful to know where a friend-and-relation is, whether you want him or whether you don't."

"I don't want him," said Rabbit. "But it's always good to know where a friend or family member is, whether you want him around or not."

"Oh, I see," said Pooh. "Is he lost?"

"Oh, I get it," said Pooh. "Is he missing?"

"Well," said Rabbit, "nobody has seen him for a long time, so I suppose he is. Anyhow," he went on importantly, "I promised Christopher Robin I'd Organize a Search for him, so come on."

"Well," said Rabbit, "no one has seen him for a long time, so I guess he is. Anyway," he continued seriously, "I promised Christopher Robin I’d organize a search for him, so let’s go."

Pooh said good-bye affectionately to his fourteen pots of honey, and hoped they were fifteen; and he and Rabbit went out into the Forest.

Pooh said goodbye fondly to his fourteen pots of honey, wishing they were fifteen; then he and Rabbit headed out into the Forest.

"Now," said Rabbit, "this is a Search, and I've Organized it——"

"Now," said Rabbit, "this is a search, and I've organized it——"

"Done what to it?" said Pooh.

"Done what with it?" said Pooh.

"Organized it. Which means—well, it's what you do to a Search, when you don't all look in the same place at once. So I want you, Pooh, to search by the Six Pine Trees first, and then work your way towards Owl's House, and look out for me there. Do you see?"

"Got it organized. Which means—well, it’s what you do for a Search when you don’t all look in the same place at the same time. So I want you, Pooh, to start looking by the Six Pine Trees first, and then make your way toward Owl's House, and keep an eye out for me there. Do you understand?"



"No," said Pooh. "What——"

"No," said Pooh. "What—"

"Then I'll see you at Owl's House in about an hour's time."

"See you at Owl's House in about an hour."

"Is Piglet organdized too?"

"Is Piglet organized too?"

"We all are," said Rabbit, and off he went.

"We all are," said Rabbit, and he took off.


As soon as Rabbit was out of sight, Pooh remembered that he had forgotten to ask who Small was, and whether he was the sort of friend-and-relation who settled on one's nose, or the sort who got trodden on by mistake, and as it was Too Late Now, he thought he would begin the Hunt by looking for Piglet, and asking him what they were looking for before he looked for it.

As soon as Rabbit was out of sight, Pooh remembered that he had forgotten to ask who Small was, and whether he was the kind of friend or relative who settles on one's nose, or the kind who gets stepped on by accident. Since it was too late now, he thought he would start the hunt by looking for Piglet and asking him what they were looking for before he searched for it.

"And it's no good looking at the Six Pine Trees for Piglet," said Pooh to himself, "because he's been organdized in a special place of his own. So I shall have to look for the Special Place first. I wonder where it is." And he wrote it down in his head like this:

"And it doesn't help to check the Six Pine Trees for Piglet," Pooh thought to himself, "because he has been organized in a special place of his own. So I need to find the Special Place first. I wonder where that could be." And he mentally noted it down like this:

ORDER OF LOOKING FOR THINGS

SEARCHING FOR ITEMS ORDER

1. Special Place. (To find Piglet.)
2. Piglet. (To find who Small is.)
3. Small. (To find Small.)
4. Rabbit. (To tell him I've found Small.)
5. Small Again. (To tell him I've found Rabbit.)

"Which makes it look like a bothering sort of day," thought Pooh, as he stumped along.

"Which makes it seem like a bothersome kind of day," thought Pooh, as he walked along.

The next moment the day became very bothering indeed, because Pooh was so busy not looking where he was going that he stepped on a piece of the Forest which had been left out by mistake; and he only just had time to think to himself: "I'm flying. What Owl does. I wonder how you stop——" when he stopped.

The next moment, the day became quite frustrating, because Pooh was so busy not paying attention to where he was going that he stepped on a part of the Forest that had been left out by mistake. He barely had time to think to himself, "I'm flying, like Owl. I wonder how you stop——" when he suddenly stopped.



Bump!

Bump!

"Ow!" squeaked something.

"Ow!" squeaked something.

"That's funny," thought Pooh. "I said 'Ow!' without really oo'ing."

"That's funny," thought Pooh. "I said 'Ow!' without actually saying 'oo.'"

"Help!" said a small, high voice.

"Help!" said a small, high voice.

"That's me again," thought Pooh. "I've had an Accident, and fallen down a well, and my voice has gone all squeaky and works before I'm ready for it, because I've done something to myself inside. Bother!"

"That's me again," thought Pooh. "I've had an accident and fallen into a well, and my voice is all squeaky and starts working before I’m ready because I’ve messed something up inside. Ugh!"

"Help—help!"

"Help—help!"

"There you are! I say things when I'm not trying. So it must be a very bad Accident." And then he thought that perhaps when he did try to say things he wouldn't be able to; so, to make sure, he said loudly: "A Very Bad Accident to Pooh Bear."

"There you are! I say things when I’m not even trying. So it must be a really bad accident." Then he thought that maybe when he actually tried to say things, he wouldn’t be able to; so, to be sure, he said loudly: "A really bad accident to Pooh Bear."

"Pooh!" squeaked the voice.

"Pooh!" said the voice.

"It's Piglet!" cried Pooh eagerly. "Where are you?"

"It's Piglet!" exclaimed Pooh excitedly. "Where are you?"

"Underneath," said Piglet in an underneath sort of way.

"Down here," said Piglet in a quiet sort of way.

"Underneath what?"

"Under what?"

"You," squeaked Piglet. "Get up!"

"You," squeaked Piglet. "Wake up!"



"Oh!" said Pooh, and scrambled up as quickly as he could. "Did I fall on you, Piglet?"

"Oh!" said Pooh, quickly getting back up. "Did I fall on you, Piglet?"

"You fell on me," said Piglet, feeling himself all over.

"You fell on me," said Piglet, checking himself all over.

"I didn't mean to," said Pooh sorrowfully.

"I didn't mean to," Pooh said sadly.

"I didn't mean to be underneath," said Piglet sadly. "But I'm all right now, Pooh, and I am so glad it was you."

"I didn't mean to be underneath," Piglet said sadly. "But I'm okay now, Pooh, and I am really glad it was you."

"What's happened?" said Pooh. "Where are we?"

"What's going on?" asked Pooh. "Where are we?"

"I think we're in a sort of Pit. I was walking along, looking for somebody, and then suddenly I wasn't any more, and just when I got up to see where I was, something fell on me. And it was you."

"I think we're in some kind of pit. I was walking around, searching for someone, and then all of a sudden I wasn't anymore. Just as I got up to figure out where I was, something dropped on me. And that was you."

"So it was," said Pooh.

"So it was," said Pooh.

"Yes," said Piglet. "Pooh," he went on nervously, and came a little closer, "do you think we're in a Trap?"

"Yeah," said Piglet. "Pooh," he continued nervously, stepping a bit closer, "do you think we're in a trap?"

Pooh hadn't thought about it at all, but now he nodded. For suddenly he remembered how he and Piglet had once made a Pooh Trap for Heffalumps, and he guessed what had happened. He and Piglet had fallen into a Heffalump Trap for Poohs! That was what it was.

Pooh hadn’t thought about it at all, but now he nodded. Suddenly, he remembered how he and Piglet had once made a Pooh Trap for Heffalumps, and he guessed what had happened. He and Piglet had fallen into a Heffalump Trap for Poohs! That was what it was.

"What happens when the Heffalump comes?" asked Piglet tremblingly, when he had heard the news.

"What happens when the Heffalump comes?" asked Piglet, trembling, after he heard the news.

"Perhaps he won't notice you, Piglet," said Pooh encouragingly, "because you're a Very Small Animal."

"Maybe he won't see you, Piglet," Pooh said supportively, "because you're a very small animal."

"But he'll notice you, Pooh."

"But he'll notice you, Pooh."

"He'll notice me, and I shall notice him," said Pooh, thinking it out. "We'll notice each other for a long time, and then he'll say: 'Ho-ho!'"

"He'll see me, and I'll see him," said Pooh, figuring it out. "We'll notice each other for a while, and then he'll say: 'Ho-ho!'"

Piglet shivered a little at the thought of that "Ho-ho!" and his ears began to twitch.

Piglet shivered a bit at the thought of that "Ho-ho!" and his ears started to twitch.



"W-what will you say?" he asked.

"W-what will you say?" he asked.

Pooh tried to think of something he would say, but the more he thought, the more he felt that there is no real answer to "Ho-ho!" said by a Heffalump in the sort of voice this Heffalump was going to say it in.

Pooh tried to come up with something to say, but the more he thought about it, the more he realized that there is no real answer to "Ho-ho!" said in the way this Heffalump was about to say it.

"I shan't say anything," said Pooh at last. "I shall just hum to myself, as if I was waiting for something."

"I won't say anything," said Pooh finally. "I'll just hum to myself, like I'm waiting for something."

"Then perhaps he'll say, 'Ho-ho!' again?" suggested Piglet anxiously.

"Then maybe he'll say, 'Ho-ho!' again?" suggested Piglet nervously.

"He will," said Pooh.

"He will," said Pooh.

Piglet's ears twitched so quickly that he had to lean them against the side of the Trap to keep them quiet.

Piglet's ears twitched so fast that he had to press them against the side of the Trap to keep them still.

"He will say it again," said Pooh, "and I shall go on humming. And that will Upset him. Because when you say 'Ho-ho' twice, in a gloating sort of way, and the other person only hums, you suddenly find, just as you begin to say it the third time—that—well, you find——"

"He'll say it again," said Pooh, "and I'll keep humming. And that will annoy him. Because when you say 'Ho-ho' twice, in a smug kind of way, and the other person just hums, you suddenly realize, right as you're about to say it a third time—that—well, you realize——"

"What?"

"Excuse me?"

"That it isn't," said Pooh.

"That it isn't," Pooh replied.

"Isn't what?"

"Isn't what?"

Pooh knew what he meant, but, being a Bear of Very Little Brain, couldn't think of the words.

Pooh understood what he was saying, but since he was a Bear of Very Little Brain, he couldn't come up with the words.

"Well, it just isn't," he said again.

"Well, it just isn't," he said again.

"You mean it isn't ho-ho-ish any more?" said Piglet hopefully.

"You mean it isn't ho-ho-ish anymore?" Piglet asked hopefully.

Pooh looked at him admiringly and said that that was what he meant—if you went on humming all the time, because you couldn't go on saying "Ho-ho!" for ever.

Pooh looked at him with admiration and said that was what he meant—if you kept humming all the time, because you couldn't keep saying "Ho-ho!" forever.

"But he'll say something else," said Piglet.

"But he'll say something different," Piglet said.

"That's just it. He'll say: 'What's all this?' And then I shall say—and this is a very good idea, Piglet, which I've just thought of—I shall say: 'It's a trap for a Heffalump which I've made, and I'm waiting for the Heffalump to fall in.' And I shall go on humming. That will Unsettle him."

"Exactly. He'll ask, 'What's going on here?' And then I will say—and this is a great idea, Piglet, that I just came up with—I will say: 'It's a trap for a Heffalump that I've set, and I'm waiting for the Heffalump to fall in.' And I will keep humming. That will throw him off."

"Pooh!" cried Piglet, and now it was his turn to be the admiring one. "You've saved us!"

"Wow!" shouted Piglet, and now it was his turn to be the one in awe. "You've saved us!"

"Have I?" said Pooh, not feeling quite sure.

"Have I?" said Pooh, feeling a bit uncertain.

But Piglet was quite sure; and his mind ran on, and he saw Pooh and the Heffalump talking to each other, and he thought suddenly, and a little sadly, that it would have been rather nice if it had been Piglet and the Heffalump talking so grandly to each other, and not Pooh, much as he loved Pooh; because he really had more brain than Pooh, and the conversation would go better if he and not Pooh were doing one side of it, and it would be comforting afterwards in the evenings to look back on the day when he answered a Heffalump back as bravely as if the Heffalump wasn't there. It seemed so easy now. He knew just what he would say:

But Piglet was pretty sure; and his thoughts kept going, and he imagined Pooh and the Heffalump chatting with each other. Then he suddenly felt a bit sad, realizing it would have been really nice if it were him and the Heffalump having such a grand conversation, not Pooh, even though he loved Pooh a lot. Because he actually thought he had more brains than Pooh, and the conversation would have gone better if he were the one speaking instead of Pooh. It would be comforting later in the evenings to reflect on the day when he confidently replied to a Heffalump as if it weren’t there at all. It all seemed so easy now. He knew exactly what he would say:

Heffalump (gloatingly): "Ho-ho!"

Heffalump (gloatingly): "Ha-ha!"

Piglet (carelessly): "Tra-la-la, tra-la-la."

Piglet (carelessly): "La-la-la, la-la-la."

Heffalump (surprised, and not quite so sure of himself): "Ho-ho!"

Heffalump (surprised, and not quite so sure of himself): "Wow-wow!"

Piglet (more carelessly still): "Tiddle-um-tum, tiddle-um-tum."

Piglet (more carelessly still): "Tiddle-um-tum, tiddle-um-tum."

Heffalump (beginning to say Ho-ho and turning it awkwardly into a cough): "H'r'm! What's all this?"

Heffalump (starting to say Ho-ho and awkwardly turning it into a cough): "H'r'm! What's going on here?"

Piglet (surprised): "Hullo! This is a trap I've made, and I'm waiting for a Heffalump to fall into it."

Piglet (surprised): "Hi there! This is a trap I've set, and I'm waiting for a Heffalump to get caught in it."

Heffalump (greatly disappointed): "Oh!" (After a long silence): "Are you sure?"

Heffalump (greatly disappointed): "Oh!" (After a long silence): "Are you sure?"

Piglet: "Yes."

Piglet: "Yeah."

Heffalump: "Oh!" (nervously): "I—I thought it was a trap I'd made to catch Piglets."

Heffalump: "Oh!" (nervously): "I—I thought it was a trap I made to catch Piglets."

Piglet (surprised): "Oh, no!"

Piglet (surprised): "Oh no!"

Heffalump: "Oh!" (Apologetically): "I—I must have got it wrong, then."

Heffalump: "Oh!" (Sorry): "I—I must have made a mistake, then."

Piglet: "I'm afraid so." (Politely): "I'm sorry." (He goes on humming.)

Piglet: "I guess so." (Politely): "I'm sorry." (He continues humming.)

Heffalump: "Well—well—I—well. I suppose I'd better be getting back?"

Heffalump: "Um—well—I guess I should head back?"

Piglet (looking up carelessly): "Must you? Well, if you see Christopher Robin anywhere, you might tell him I want him."

Piglet (looking up carelessly): "Do you have to? Anyway, if you happen to see Christopher Robin, could you let him know I'm looking for him?"

Heffalump (eager to please): "Certainly! Certainly!" (He hurries off.)

Heffalump (eager to please): "Of course! Of course!" (He hurries off.)

Pooh (who wasn't going to be there, but we find we can't do without him): "Oh, Piglet, how brave and clever you are!"

Winnie the Pooh (who wasn't supposed to be here, but we realize we can't do without him): "Oh, Piglet, how brave and smart you are!"

Piglet (modestly): "Not at all, Pooh." (And then, when Christopher Robin comes, Pooh can tell him all about it.)

Piglet (modestly): "Not at all, Pooh." (And then, when Christopher Robin arrives, Pooh can share everything with him.)

While Piglet was dreaming this happy dream, and Pooh was wondering again whether it was fourteen or fifteen, the Search for Small was still going on all over the Forest. Small's real name was Very Small Beetle, but he was called Small for short, when he was spoken to at all, which hardly ever happened except when somebody said: "Really, Small!" He had been staying with Christopher Robin for a few seconds, and he started round a gorse-bush for exercise, but instead of coming back the other way, as expected, he hadn't, so nobody knew where he was.

While Piglet was having this happy dream and Pooh was once again trying to figure out if it was fourteen or fifteen, the search for Small was still happening all over the Forest. Small's real name was Very Small Beetle, but everyone just called him Small, if they talked to him at all, which was almost never unless someone said, "Really, Small!" He had been with Christopher Robin for a few seconds, and he decided to take a little jog around a gorse-bush for some exercise, but instead of coming back the way he was supposed to, he didn't, so nobody knew where he had gone.



"I expect he's just gone home," said Christopher Robin to Rabbit.

"I think he just went home," Christopher Robin said to Rabbit.

"Did he say Good-bye-and-thank-you-for-a-nice-time?" said Rabbit.

"Did he say goodbye and thank you for a nice time?" said Rabbit.

"He'd only just said how-do-you-do," said Christopher Robin.

"He just said hello," said Christopher Robin.

"Ha!" said Rabbit. After thinking a little, he went on: "Has he written a letter saying how much he enjoyed himself, and how sorry he was he had to go so suddenly?"

"Ha!" said Rabbit. After thinking for a moment, he continued, "Did he write a letter saying how much he enjoyed himself and how sorry he was to leave so suddenly?"

Christopher Robin didn't think he had.

Christopher Robin didn't think he had.

"Ha!" said Rabbit again, and looked very important. "This is Serious. He is Lost. We must begin the Search at once."

"Ha!" said Rabbit again, looking really important. "This is serious. He’s lost. We need to start the search right away."

Christopher Robin, who was thinking of something else, said: "Where's Pooh?"—but Rabbit had gone. So he went into his house and drew a picture of Pooh going on a long walk at about seven o'clock in the morning, and then he climbed to the top of his tree and climbed down again, and then he wondered what Pooh was doing, and went across the Forest to see.

Christopher Robin, who was lost in thought, said, "Where's Pooh?"—but Rabbit had already left. So he went into his house and drew a picture of Pooh taking a long walk at around seven in the morning. Then he climbed to the top of his tree and came back down, and he started to wonder what Pooh was up to, so he crossed the Forest to check it out.



It was not long before he came to the Gravel Pit, and he looked down, and there were Pooh and Piglet, with their backs to him, dreaming happily.

It wasn't long before he arrived at the Gravel Pit, and he looked down, and there were Pooh and Piglet, with their backs to him, happily daydreaming.



"Ho-ho!" said Christopher Robin loudly and suddenly.

"Ho-ho!" Christopher Robin exclaimed loudly and suddenly.

Piglet jumped six inches in the air with Surprise and Anxiety, but Pooh went on dreaming.

Piglet jumped six inches in the air out of Surprise and Anxiety, but Pooh just kept on dreaming.

"It's the Heffalump!" thought Piglet nervously. "Now, then!" He hummed in his throat a little, so that none of the words should stick, and then, in the most delightfully easy way, he said: "Tra-la-la, tra-la-la," as if he had just thought of it. But he didn't look round, because if you look round and see a Very Fierce Heffalump looking down at you, sometimes you forget what you were going to say. "Rum-tum-tum-tiddle-um," said Christopher Robin in a voice like Pooh's. Because Pooh had once invented a song which went:

"It's the Heffalump!" Piglet thought nervously. "Alright, then!" He hummed a little to himself so that the words wouldn't get stuck, and then, in the easiest way possible, he said, "Tra-la-la, tra-la-la," as if he had just come up with it. But he didn't turn around because if you look back and see a Very Fierce Heffalump staring at you, you sometimes forget what you were going to say. "Rum-tum-tum-tiddle-um," Christopher Robin said in a voice like Pooh's. Because Pooh had once made up a song that went:

Tra-la-la, tra-la-la,
Tra-la-la, tra-la-la,
Rum-tum-tum-tiddle-um.

So whenever Christopher Robin sings it, he always sings it in a Pooh-voice, which seems to suit it better.

So whenever Christopher Robin sings it, he always sings it in a Pooh voice, which seems to fit it better.

"He's said the wrong thing," thought Piglet anxiously. "He ought to have said, 'Ho-ho!' again. Perhaps I had better say it for him." And, as fiercely as he could, Piglet said: "Ho-ho!"

"He's said the wrong thing," thought Piglet nervously. "He should have said, 'Ho-ho!' again. Maybe I should say it for him." And, as fiercely as he could, Piglet said: "Ho-ho!"

"How did you get there, Piglet?" said Christopher Robin in his ordinary voice.

"How did you get there, Piglet?" Christopher Robin asked in his usual voice.

"This is Terrible," thought Piglet. "First he talks in Pooh's voice, and then he talks in Christopher Robin's voice, and he's doing it so as to Unsettle me." And being now Completely Unsettled, he said very quickly and squeakily: "This is a trap for Poohs, and I'm waiting to fall in it, ho-ho, what's all this, and then I say ho-ho again."

"This is awful," thought Piglet. "First, he talks like Pooh, then he talks like Christopher Robin, and he's doing it to mess with me." Now feeling totally anxious, he said very quickly and squeakily: "This is a trap for Poohs, and I'm just waiting to fall into it, ho-ho, what's going on here, and then I say ho-ho again."

"What?" said Christopher Robin.

"What?" said Christopher Robin.

"A trap for ho-ho's," said Piglet huskily. "I've just made it, and I'm waiting for the ho-ho to come-come."

"A trap for ho-ho's," Piglet said in a low voice. "I just made it, and I'm waiting for the ho-ho to show up."

How long Piglet would have gone on like this I don't know, but at that moment Pooh woke up suddenly and decided that it was sixteen. So he got up; and as he turned his head so as to soothe himself in that awkward place in the middle of the back where something was tickling him, he saw Christopher Robin.

How long Piglet would have kept this up, I don’t know, but at that moment, Pooh woke up suddenly and decided that it was sixteen. So he got up; and as he turned his head to ease the tickle in that awkward spot in the middle of his back, he saw Christopher Robin.

"Hallo!" he shouted joyfully.

"Hey!" he shouted joyfully.

"Hallo, Pooh."

"Hey, Pooh."

Piglet looked up, and looked away again. And he felt so Foolish and Uncomfortable that he had almost decided to run away to Sea and be a Sailor, when suddenly he saw something.

Piglet looked up and then looked away again. He felt so foolish and uncomfortable that he almost decided to run away to the sea and become a sailor when suddenly he saw something.

"Pooh!" he cried. "There's something climbing up your back."

"Pooh!" he exclaimed. "Something's crawling up your back."



"I thought there was," said Pooh.

"I thought there was," said Pooh.

"It's Small!" cried Piglet.

"It's tiny!" cried Piglet.

"Oh, that's who it is, is it?" said Pooh.

"Oh, that's who it is, huh?" said Pooh.

"Christopher Robin, I've found Small!" cried Piglet.

"Christopher Robin, I found Small!" shouted Piglet.

"Well done, Piglet," said Christopher Robin.

"Great job, Piglet," said Christopher Robin.

And at these encouraging words Piglet felt quite happy again, and decided not to be a Sailor after all. So when Christopher Robin had helped them out of the Gravel Pit, they all went off together hand-in-hand.

And at these uplifting words, Piglet felt happy again and decided not to be a Sailor after all. So when Christopher Robin helped them out of the Gravel Pit, they all walked off together hand-in-hand.

And two days later Rabbit happened to meet Eeyore in the Forest.

And two days later, Rabbit ran into Eeyore in the Forest.

"Hallo, Eeyore," he said, "what are you looking for?"

"Hey, Eeyore," he said, "what are you searching for?"

"Small, of course," said Eeyore. "Haven't you any brain?"

"Small, of course," said Eeyore. "Don't you have any brains?"

"Oh, but didn't I tell you?" said Rabbit. "Small was found two days ago."

"Oh, but didn't I mention it?" said Rabbit. "Small was found two days ago."

There was a moment's silence.

There was a brief silence.

"Ha-ha," said Eeyore bitterly. "Merriment and what-not. Don't apologize. It's just what would happen."

"Ha-ha," said Eeyore bitterly. "Fun and all that. No need to apologize. It's just what would happen."


CHAPTER IV

IN WHICH It Is Shown That Tiggers Don't Climb Trees

IN WHICH It Is Shown That Tiggers Don't Climb Trees

One day when Pooh was thinking, he thought he would go and see Eeyore, because he hadn't seen him since yesterday. And as he walked through the heather, singing to himself, he suddenly remembered that he hadn't seen Owl since the day before yesterday, so he thought that he would just look in at the Hundred Acre Wood on the way and see if Owl was at home.

One day when Pooh was lost in thought, he decided to visit Eeyore, since he hadn't seen him since yesterday. As he strolled through the heather, singing to himself, he suddenly remembered that he hadn't seen Owl since the day before yesterday, so he figured he would stop by the Hundred Acre Wood on the way to check if Owl was home.

Well, he went on singing, until he came to the part of the stream where the stepping-stones were, and when he was in the middle of the third stone he began to wonder how Kanga and Roo and Tigger were getting on, because they all lived together in a different part of the Forest. And he thought, "I haven't seen Roo for a long time, and if I don't see him today it will be a still longer time." So he sat down on the stone in the middle of the stream, and sang another verse of his song, while he wondered what to do.

Well, he kept singing until he reached the part of the stream with the stepping stones, and when he was in the middle of the third stone, he started to wonder how Kanga, Roo, and Tigger were doing since they all lived in a different part of the Forest. He thought, "I haven't seen Roo in a long time, and if I don't see him today, it will be even longer." So he sat down on the stone in the middle of the stream and sang another verse of his song while he thought about what to do.

The other verse of the song was like this:

The other verse of the song went like this:

I could spend a happy morning
Seeing Roo,
I could spend a happy morning
Being Pooh.
For it doesn't seem to matter,
If I don't get any fatter
(And I don't get any fatter),
What I do.


The sun was so delightfully warm, and the stone, which had been sitting in it for a long time, was so warm, too, that Pooh had almost decided to go on being Pooh in the middle of the stream for the rest of the morning, when he remembered Rabbit.

The sun was so pleasantly warm, and the stone, which had been in it for a while, was warm too, that Pooh had almost decided to stay as Pooh in the middle of the stream for the rest of the morning when he remembered Rabbit.

"Rabbit," said Pooh to himself. "I like talking to Rabbit. He talks about sensible things. He doesn't use long, difficult words, like Owl. He uses short, easy words, like 'What about lunch?' and 'Help yourself, Pooh.' I suppose really, I ought to go and see Rabbit."

"Rabbit," Pooh said to himself. "I like chatting with Rabbit. He talks about reasonable stuff. He doesn’t use long, complicated words like Owl does. He uses short, simple words, like 'What about lunch?' and 'Help yourself, Pooh.' I guess really, I should go visit Rabbit."

Which made him think of another verse:

Which made him think of another verse:

Oh, I like his way of talking,
Yes, I do.
It's the nicest way of talking
Just for two.
And a Help-yourself with Rabbit
Though it may become a habit,
Is a pleasant sort of habit
For a Pooh.

So when he had sung this, he got up off his stone, walked back across the stream, and set off for Rabbit's house.

So after he finished singing, he got up from his stone, walked back across the stream, and headed to Rabbit's house.

But he hadn't got far before he began to say to himself:

But he hadn't gotten far before he started saying to himself:

"Yes, but suppose Rabbit is out?"

"Yeah, but what if Rabbit is out?"

"Or suppose I get stuck in his front door again, coming out, as I did once when his front door wasn't big enough?"

"Or what if I get stuck in his front door again, trying to come out, like I did once when his front door was too small?"

"Because I know I'm not getting fatter, but his front door may be getting thinner."

"Because I know I'm not getting fatter, but his front door might be getting thinner."

"So wouldn't it be better if——"

"So wouldn't it be better if—"

And all the time he was saying things like this he was going more and more westerly, without thinking ... until suddenly he found himself at his own front door again.

And all the while he was saying things like this, he was heading further and further west, without realizing it... until suddenly he found himself back at his own front door.

And it was eleven o'clock.

And it was 11 o'clock.

Which was Time-for-a-little-something....

Which was Time for a Snack...

Half an hour later he was doing what he had always really meant to do, he was stumping off to Piglet's house. And as he walked, he wiped his mouth with the back of his paw, and sang rather a fluffy song through the fur. It went like this:

Half an hour later, he was doing what he had always really intended to do; he was heading off to Piglet's house. As he walked, he wiped his mouth with the back of his paw and sang a light-hearted song through his fur. It went like this:

I could spend a happy morning
Seeing Piglet.
And I couldn't spend a happy morning
Not seeing Piglet.
And it doesn't seem to matter
If I don't see Owl and Eeyore
(or any of the others),
And I'm not going to see Owl or Eeyore
(or any of the others)
Or Christopher Robin.

Written down, like this, it doesn't seem a very good song, but coming through pale fawn fluff at about half-past eleven on a very sunny morning, it seemed to Pooh to be one of the best songs he had ever sung. So he went on singing it.

Written down like this, it doesn't sound like a great song, but coming through soft, light fur at around 11:30 on a very sunny morning, it felt to Pooh like one of the best songs he had ever sung. So he kept singing it.

Piglet was busy digging a small hole in the ground outside his house.

Piglet was busy digging a little hole in the ground outside his house.



"Hallo, Piglet," said Pooh.

"Hey, Piglet," said Pooh.

"Hallo, Pooh," said Piglet, giving a jump of surprise. "I knew it was you."

"Hey, Pooh," said Piglet, jumping in surprise. "I knew it was you."

"So did I," said Pooh. "What are you doing?"

"So did I," said Pooh. "What are you up to?"

"I'm planting a haycorn, Pooh, so that it can grow up into an oak-tree, and have lots of haycorns just outside the front door instead of having to walk miles and miles, do you see, Pooh?"

"I'm planting an acorn, Pooh, so it can grow into an oak tree and have plenty of acorns right outside the front door instead of having to walk miles and miles, you see, Pooh?"

"Supposing it doesn't?" said Pooh.

"What if it doesn't?" said Pooh.

"It will, because Christopher Robin says it will, so that's why I'm planting it."

"It will, because Christopher Robin says it will, so that's why I'm planting it."

"Well," said Pooh, "if I plant a honeycomb outside my house, then it will grow up into a beehive."

"Well," said Pooh, "if I plant a honeycomb outside my house, then it will grow into a beehive."

Piglet wasn't quite sure about this.

Piglet wasn't really sure about this.

"Or a piece of a honeycomb," said Pooh, "so as not to waste too much. Only then I might only get a piece of a beehive, and it might be the wrong piece, where the bees were buzzing and not hunnying. Bother."

"Or a piece of honeycomb," said Pooh, "so I don't waste too much. But then I might end up with a piece of a beehive, and it could be the wrong piece, where the bees are buzzing and not making honey. Bother."

Piglet agreed that that would be rather bothering.

Piglet agreed that it would be quite bothersome.

"Besides, Pooh, it's a very difficult thing, planting unless you know how to do it," he said; and he put the acorn in the hole he had made, and covered it up with earth, and jumped on it.

"Besides, Pooh, planting is really hard unless you know what you're doing," he said. Then he put the acorn in the hole he had made, covered it up with dirt, and jumped on it.



"I do know," said Pooh, "because Christopher Robin gave me a mastershalum seed, and I planted it, and I'm going to have mastershalums all over the front door."

"I know," said Pooh, "because Christopher Robin gave me a mastershalum seed, and I planted it, and I'm going to have mastershalums all over the front door."

"I thought they were called nasturtiums," said Piglet timidly, as he went on jumping.

"I thought they were called nasturtiums," Piglet said shyly, as he kept jumping.

"No," said Pooh. "Not these. These are called mastershalums."

"No," said Pooh. "Not these. These are called mastershalums."

When Piglet had finished jumping, he wiped his paws on his front, and said, "What shall we do now?" and Pooh said, "Let's go and see Kanga and Roo and Tigger," and Piglet said, "Y-yes. L-lets"—because he was still a little anxious about Tigger, who was a Very Bouncy Animal, with a way of saying How-do-you-do, which always left your ears full of sand, even after Kanga had said, "Gently, Tigger dear," and had helped you up again. So they set off for Kanga's house.

When Piglet finished jumping, he wiped his paws on his front and said, "What should we do now?" Pooh replied, "Let's go see Kanga, Roo, and Tigger." Piglet said, "Y-yeah. L-let's"—because he was still a bit nervous about Tigger, who was a very bouncy animal, and had a way of saying hello that always left your ears full of sand, even after Kanga said, "Gently, Tigger dear," and helped you up again. So they headed off to Kanga's house.


Now it happened that Kanga had felt rather motherly that morning, and Wanting to Count Things—like Roo's vests, and how many pieces of soap there were left, and the two clean spots in Tigger's feeder; so she had sent them out with a packet of watercress sandwiches for Roo and a packet of extract-of-malt sandwiches for Tigger, to have a nice long morning in the Forest not getting into mischief. And off they had gone.

Now it happened that Kanga felt a bit motherly that morning, and wanting to count things—like Roo's vests, how many pieces of soap were left, and the two clean spots in Tigger's feeder—she sent them out with a packet of watercress sandwiches for Roo and a packet of malt extract sandwiches for Tigger, so they could have a nice long morning in the Forest without getting into trouble. And off they went.



And as they went, Tigger told Roo (who wanted to know) all about the things that Tiggers could do.

And as they walked, Tigger told Roo (who was curious) all about the things Tiggers can do.

"Can they fly?" asked Roo.

"Can they fly?" Roo asked.

"Yes," said Tigger, "they're very good flyers, Tiggers are. Stornry good flyers."

"Yeah," said Tigger, "they're really good flyers, Tiggers are. Strongly good flyers."

"Oo!" said Roo. "Can they fly as well as Owl?"

"Wow!" said Roo. "Can they fly as well as Owl?"

"Yes," said Tigger. "Only they don't want to."

"Yeah," said Tigger. "They just don't want to."

"Why don't they want to?"

"Why don't they want to?"

"Well, they just don't like it, somehow."

"Well, they just don’t like it, somehow."

Roo couldn't understand this, because he thought it would be lovely to be able to fly, but Tigger said it was difficult to explain to anybody who wasn't a Tigger himself.

Roo couldn't get this, because he thought it would be amazing to be able to fly, but Tigger said it was hard to explain to anyone who wasn't a Tigger himself.

"Well," said Roo, "can they jump as far as Kangas?"

"Well," said Roo, "can they jump as far as kangaroos?"

"Yes," said Tigger. "When they want to."

"Yeah," said Tigger. "When they feel like it."

"I love jumping," said Roo. "Let's see who can jump farthest, you or me."

"I love jumping," said Roo. "Let's see who can jump the farthest, you or me."

"I can," said Tigger. "But we mustn't stop now, or we shall be late."

"I can," said Tigger. "But we can't stop now, or we'll be late."

"Late for what?"

"Late for what exactly?"

"For whatever we want to be in time for," said Tigger, hurrying on.

"For everything we want to be on time for," said Tigger, rushing ahead.

In a little while they came to the Six Pine Trees.

In a little while, they arrived at the Six Pine Trees.

"I can swim," said Roo. "I fell into the river, and I swimmed. Can Tiggers swim?"

"I can swim," said Roo. "I fell into the river, and I swam. Can Tiggers swim?"

"Of course they can. Tiggers can do everything."

"Of course they can. Tiggers can do anything."

"Can they climb trees better than Pooh?" asked Roo, stopping under the tallest Pine Tree, and looking up at it.

"Can they climb trees better than Pooh?" asked Roo, stopping under the tallest Pine Tree and looking up at it.

"Climbing trees is what they do best," said Tigger. "Much better than Poohs."

"Climbing trees is what they do best," said Tigger. "Way better than Pooh's."

"Could they climb this one?"

"Can they climb this one?"

"They're always climbing trees like that," said Tigger. "Up and down all day."

"They're always climbing trees like that," Tigger said. "Up and down all day."

"Oo, Tigger, are they really?"

"Oh, Tigger, are they really?"

"I'll show you," said Tigger bravely, "and you can sit on my back and watch me." For of all the things which he had said Tiggers could do, the only one he felt really certain about suddenly was climbing trees.

"I'll show you," Tigger said confidently, "and you can sit on my back and watch me." Out of all the things he had claimed Tiggers could do, the only one he felt completely sure about at that moment was climbing trees.

"Oo, Tigger, oo, Tigger, oo, Tigger!" squeaked Roo excitedly.

"Oo, Tigger, oo, Tigger, oo, Tigger!" squeaked Roo excitedly.

So he sat on Tigger's back and up they went.

So he sat on Tigger's back, and up they went.

And for the first ten feet Tigger said happily to himself, "Up we go!"

And for the first ten feet, Tigger happily said to himself, "Here we go!"

And for the next ten feet he said:

And for the next ten feet, he said:

"I always said Tiggers could climb trees."

"I always said Tiggers could climb trees."

And for the next ten feet he said:

And for the next ten feet, he said:

"Not that it's easy, mind you."

"Not that it's easy, you know."

And for the next ten feet he said:

And for the next ten feet, he said:

"Of course, there's the coming-down too. Backwards."

"Of course, there's the descent too. Going backward."

And then he said:

And then he said:

"Which will be difficult ...

"Which will be tough ..."

"Unless one fell ...

Unless someone fell ...

"when it would be ...

when it would happen ...

"EASY."

"Simple."

And at the word "easy" the branch he was standing on broke suddenly, and he just managed to clutch at the one above him as he felt himself going ... and then slowly he got his chin over it ... and then one back paw ... and then the other ... until at last he was sitting on it, breathing very quickly, and wishing that he had gone in for swimming instead.

And when he heard the word "easy," the branch he was standing on suddenly snapped, and he barely managed to grab onto the one above him as he started to fall... Then slowly he got his chin over it... and then one back paw... and then the other... until finally he was sitting on it, breathing really fast, and wishing he had chosen swimming instead.

Roo climbed off, and sat down next to him.

Roo got off and sat down next to him.

"Oo, Tigger," he said excitedly, "are we at the top?"

"Wow, Tigger," he said excitedly, "are we at the top?"

"No," said Tigger.

"No," Tigger said.

"Are we going to the top?"

"Are we heading to the top?"

"No," said Tigger.

"No," Tigger said.

"Oh!" said Roo rather sadly. And then he went on hopefully: "That was a lovely bit just now, when you pretended we were going to fall-bump-to-the-bottom, and we didn't. Will you do that bit again?"

"Oh!" said Roo slightly sad. Then he continued with hope: "That was such a great moment just now when you pretended we were about to fall-bump-to-the-bottom, and we didn't. Can you do that part again?"

"NO," said Tigger.

“NO,” Tigger said.

Roo was silent for a little while, and then he said, "Shall we eat our sandwiches, Tigger?" And Tigger said, "Yes, where are they?" And Roo said, "At the bottom of the tree." And Tigger said, "I don't think we'd better eat them just yet." So they didn't.

Roo was quiet for a bit, and then he asked, "Should we eat our sandwiches, Tigger?" Tigger replied, "Yeah, where are they?" Roo said, "At the bottom of the tree." Tigger responded, "I don't think we should eat them just yet." So they didn't.


By and by Pooh and Piglet came along. Pooh was telling Piglet in a singing voice that it didn't seem to matter, if he didn't get any fatter, and he didn't think he was getting any fatter, what he did; and Piglet was wondering how long it would be before his haycorn came up.

Slowly, Pooh and Piglet wandered by. Pooh was singing to Piglet that it didn't really matter if he didn't get any fatter, and he didn't think he was getting any fatter, no matter what he did; and Piglet was wondering how long it would be before his acorn sprouted.

"Look, Pooh!" said Piglet suddenly. "There's something in one of the Pine Trees."

"Look, Pooh!" Piglet suddenly exclaimed. "There's something in one of the Pine Trees."

"So there is!" said Pooh, looking up wonderingly. "There's an Animal."

"So there is!" said Pooh, looking up in amazement. "There's an animal."



Piglet took Pooh's arm, in case Pooh was frightened.

Piglet took Pooh's arm in case he got scared.

"Is it One of the Fiercer Animals?" he said, looking the other way.

"Is it one of the fiercer animals?" he asked, looking away.

Pooh nodded.

Pooh nodded.

"It's a Jagular," he said.

"It's a Jaguar," he said.

"What do Jagulars do?" asked Piglet, hoping that they wouldn't.

"What do Jagulars do?" Piglet asked, hoping they wouldn't.

"They hide in the branches of trees, and drop on you as you go underneath," said Pooh. "Christopher Robin told me."

"They hide in the branches of trees and drop down on you as you walk underneath," said Pooh. "Christopher Robin told me."

"Perhaps we better hadn't go underneath, Pooh. In case he dropped and hurt himself."

"Maybe we shouldn't go underneath, Pooh. What if he falls and gets hurt?"

"They don't hurt themselves," said Pooh. "They're such very good droppers."

"They don't hurt themselves," said Pooh. "They're really great at dropping things."

Piglet still felt that to be underneath a Very Good Dropper would be a Mistake, and he was just going to hurry back for something which he had forgotten when the Jagular called out to them.

Piglet still thought that being underneath a Very Good Dropper would be a Mistake, and he was just about to hurry back for something he had forgotten when the Jagular called out to them.

"Help! Help!" it called.

"Help! Help!" it shouted.

"That's what Jagulars always do," said Pooh, much interested. "They call 'Help! Help!' and then when you look up, they drop on you."

"That's what Jagulars always do," said Pooh, very interested. "They shout 'Help! Help!' and then when you look up, they drop down on you."

"I'm looking down," cried Piglet loudly, so as the Jagular shouldn't do the wrong thing by accident.

"I'm looking down," shouted Piglet loudly, to make sure the Jagular wouldn't accidentally do something wrong.

Something very excited next to the Jagular heard him, and squeaked:

Something very excited next to the Jagular heard him and squeaked:

"Pooh and Piglet! Pooh and Piglet!"

"Pooh and Piglet! Pooh and Piglet!"

All of a sudden Piglet felt that it was a much nicer day than he had thought it was. All warm and sunny——

All of a sudden, Piglet felt that it was a much nicer day than he had thought. All warm and sunny—

"Pooh!" he cried. "I believe it's Tigger and Roo!"

"Pooh!" he exclaimed. "I think it's Tigger and Roo!"

"So it is," said Pooh. "I thought it was a Jagular and another Jagular."

"So it is," said Pooh. "I thought it was a Jagular and another Jagular."

"Hallo, Roo!" called Piglet. "What are you doing?"

"Hey, Roo!" called Piglet. "What are you up to?"

"We can't get down, we can't get down!" cried Roo. "Isn't it fun? Pooh, isn't it fun, Tigger and I are living in a tree, like Owl, and we're going to stay here for ever and ever. I can see Piglet's house. Piglet, I can see your house from here. Aren't we high? Is Owl's house as high up as this?"

"We can't get down, we can't get down!" yelled Roo. "Isn't this fun? Pooh, isn't it fun? Tigger and I are living in a tree, just like Owl, and we're going to stay here forever. I can see Piglet's house. Piglet, I can see your house from up here. Aren't we high? Is Owl's house as high up as this?"



"How did you get there, Roo?" asked Piglet.

"How did you get there, Roo?" Piglet asked.

"On Tigger's back! And Tiggers can't climb downwards, because their tails get in the way, only upwards, and Tigger forgot about that when we started, and he's only just remembered. So we've got to stay here for ever and ever—unless we go higher. What did you say, Tigger? Oh, Tigger says if we go higher we shan't be able to see Piglet's house so well, so we're going to stop here."

"On Tigger's back! And Tiggers can't climb down because their tails get in the way, only up. Tigger forgot that when we started, and he's just remembered. So we have to stay here forever—unless we go higher. What did you say, Tigger? Oh, Tigger says if we go higher, we won't be able to see Piglet's house as well, so we're going to stop here."

"Piglet," said Pooh solemnly, when he had heard all this, "what shall we do?" And he began to eat Tigger's sandwiches.

"Piglet," said Pooh seriously, after hearing all this, "what should we do?" And he started to eat Tigger's sandwiches.

"Are they stuck?" asked Piglet anxiously.

"Are they stuck?" Piglet asked nervously.

Pooh nodded.

Pooh agreed.

"Couldn't you climb up to them?"

"Can't you climb up to them?"

"I might, Piglet, and I might bring Roo down on my back, but I couldn't bring Tigger down. So we must think of something else." And in a thoughtful way he began to eat Roo's sandwiches, too.

"I might, Piglet, and I might carry Roo on my back, but I couldn’t bring Tigger down. So we need to come up with another plan." And with that, he thoughtfully started to eat Roo's sandwiches as well.


Whether he would have thought of anything before he had finished the last sandwich, I don't know, but he had just got to the last but one when there was a crackling in the bracken, and Christopher Robin and Eeyore came strolling along together.

Whether he would have thought of anything before he finished the last sandwich, I don't know, but he had just gotten to the second to last one when there was a rustling in the bracken, and Christopher Robin and Eeyore came walking along together.

"I shouldn't be surprised if it hailed a good deal tomorrow," Eeyore was saying. "Blizzards and what-not. Being fine today doesn't Mean Anything. It has no sig—what's that word? Well, it has none of that. It's just a small piece of weather."

"I wouldn't be surprised if it hailed a lot tomorrow," Eeyore was saying. "Blizzards and all that. Just because it's nice today doesn't mean anything. It has no sig—what's that word? Well, it has none of that. It's just a little bit of weather."

"There's Pooh!" said Christopher Robin, who didn't much mind what it did tomorrow, as long as he was out in it. "Hallo, Pooh!"

"There's Pooh!" said Christopher Robin, who didn't really care what it did tomorrow, as long as he was outside in it. "Hello, Pooh!"

"It's Christopher Robin!" said Piglet. "He'll know what to do."

"It's Christopher Robin!" said Piglet. "He'll know what to do."

They hurried up to him.

They rushed over to him.

"Oh, Christopher Robin," began Pooh.

"Oh, Chris," began Pooh.

"And Eeyore," said Eeyore.

"And Eeyore," said Eeyore.

"Tigger and Roo are right up the Six Pine Trees, and they can't get down, and——"

"Tigger and Roo are stuck up in the Six Pine Trees, and they can't get down, and——"

"And I was just saying," put in Piglet, "that if only Christopher Robin——"

"And I was just saying," added Piglet, "that if only Christopher Robin——"

"And Eeyore——"

"And Eeyore——"

"If only you were here, then we could think of something to do."

"If only you were here, we could figure out something to do."

Christopher Robin looked up at Tigger and Roo, and tried to think of something.

Christopher Robin looked up at Tigger and Roo, trying to come up with something.

"I thought," said Piglet earnestly, "that if Eeyore stood at the bottom of the tree, and if Pooh stood on Eeyore's back, and if I stood on Pooh's shoulders——"

"I thought," said Piglet earnestly, "that if Eeyore stood at the bottom of the tree, and if Pooh stood on Eeyore's back, and if I stood on Pooh's shoulders——"

"And if Eeyore's back snapped suddenly, then we could all laugh. Ha ha! Amusing in a quiet way," said Eeyore, "but not really helpful."

"And if Eeyore's back broke suddenly, then we could all laugh. Ha ha! Funny in a subtle way," said Eeyore, "but not really useful."

"Well," said Piglet meekly, "I thought——"

"Well," said Piglet quietly, "I thought——"

"Would it break your back, Eeyore?" asked Pooh, very much surprised.

"Would that really be a big deal for you, Eeyore?" asked Pooh, quite surprised.

"That's what would be so interesting, Pooh. Not being quite sure till afterwards."

"That's what would be so interesting, Pooh. Not being completely sure until afterwards."

Pooh said "Oh!" and they all began to think again.

Pooh said, "Oh!" and they all started to think again.

"I've got an idea!" cried Christopher Robin suddenly.

"I have an idea!" shouted Christopher Robin suddenly.

"Listen to this, Piglet," said Eeyore, "and then you'll know what we're trying to do."

"Hey, Piglet," Eeyore said, "listen to this, and then you'll understand what we're trying to do."

"I'll take off my tunic and we'll each hold a corner, and then Roo and Tigger can jump into it, and it will be all soft and bouncy for them, and they won't hurt themselves."

"I'll take off my shirt and we can each hold a corner, then Roo and Tigger can jump into it, and it'll be all soft and bouncy for them, so they won't get hurt."

"Getting Tigger down," said Eeyore, "and Not hurting anybody. Keep those two ideas in your head, Piglet, and you'll be all right."

"Getting Tigger down," said Eeyore, "and Not hurting anybody. Keep those two ideas in mind, Piglet, and you'll be fine."

But Piglet wasn't listening, he was so agog at the thought of seeing Christopher Robin's blue braces again. He had only seen them once before, when he was much younger, and, being a little over-excited by them, had had to go to bed half an hour earlier than usual; and he had always wondered since if they were really as blue and as bracing as he had thought them. So when Christopher Robin took his tunic off, and they were, he felt quite friendly to Eeyore again, and held the corner of the tunic next to him and smiled happily at him. And Eeyore whispered back: "I'm not saying there won't be an Accident now, mind you. They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them."

But Piglet wasn't paying attention; he was so excited at the thought of seeing Christopher Robin's blue suspenders again. He had only seen them once before, when he was much younger, and, feeling a bit overwhelmed by them, had to go to bed half an hour earlier than usual. Since then, he had always wondered if they were really as blue and refreshing as he remembered. So when Christopher Robin took off his tunic and they were indeed as blue as he recalled, he felt quite friendly toward Eeyore again, held the corner of the tunic next to him, and smiled happily. Eeyore whispered back, "I'm not saying there won't be an Accident now, just so you know. Accidents are funny things. You never have them until you’re having them."

When Roo understood what he had to do, he was wildly excited, and cried out: "Tigger, Tigger, we're going to jump! Look at me jumping, Tigger! Like flying, my jumping will be. Can Tiggers do it?" And he squeaked out: "I'm coming, Christopher Robin!" and he jumped—straight into the middle of the tunic. And he was going so fast that he bounced up again almost as high as where he was before—and went on bouncing and saying, "Oo!" for quite a long time—and then at last he stopped and said, "Oo, lovely!" And they put him on the ground.

When Roo realized what he needed to do, he was super excited and shouted, "Tigger, Tigger, we're going to jump! Look at me jumping, Tigger! It's gonna be like flying! Can Tiggers do it?" Then he squeaked, "I'm coming, Christopher Robin!" and he jumped—right into the middle of the tunic. He was moving so fast that he bounced back up nearly as high as he was before—and kept bouncing while saying, "Oo!" for quite some time—and then finally he stopped and said, "Oo, lovely!" And they placed him on the ground.

"Come on, Tigger," he called out. "It's easy."

"Come on, Tigger," he shouted. "It's simple."

But Tigger was holding on to the branch and saying to himself: "It's all very well for Jumping Animals like Kangas, but it's quite different for Swimming Animals like Tiggers." And he thought of himself floating on his back down a river, or striking out from one island to another, and he felt that that was really the life for a Tigger.

But Tigger was hanging onto the branch and thinking to himself: "It's easy for Jumping Animals like Kangas, but it's a whole different story for Swimming Animals like Tiggers." He imagined himself floating on his back down a river or swimming from one island to another, and he felt like that was truly the life for a Tigger.

"Come along," called Christopher Robin. "You'll be all right."

"Come on," called Christopher Robin. "You'll be fine."

"Just wait a moment," said Tigger nervously. "Small piece of bark in my eye." And he moved slowly along his branch.

"Just wait a sec," said Tigger nervously. "A tiny piece of bark got in my eye." And he slowly moved along his branch.

"Come on, it's easy!" squeaked Roo. And suddenly Tigger found how easy it was.

"Come on, it's simple!" squeaked Roo. And suddenly, Tigger realized just how simple it was.



"Ow!" he shouted as the tree flew past him.

"Ow!" he yelled as the tree zoomed by him.

"Look out!" cried Christopher Robin to the others.

"Watch out!" yelled Christopher Robin to the others.

There was a crash, and a tearing noise, and a confused heap of everybody on the ground.

There was a crash, a ripping sound, and a chaotic pile of everyone on the ground.

Christopher Robin and Pooh and Piglet picked themselves up first, and then they picked Tigger up, and underneath everybody else was Eeyore.

Christopher Robin, Pooh, and Piglet got up first, and then they helped Tigger up, and under everyone else was Eeyore.

"Oh, Eeyore!" cried Christopher Robin. "Are you hurt?" And he felt him rather anxiously, and dusted him and helped him to stand up again.

"Oh, Eeyore!" Christopher Robin exclaimed. "Are you okay?" He examined him with concern, brushed him off, and helped him get back on his feet.

Eeyore said nothing for a long time. And then he said: "Is Tigger there?"

Eeyore stayed quiet for a long time. Then he asked, "Is Tigger there?"

Tigger was there, feeling Bouncy again already.

Tigger was there, already feeling bouncy again.

"Yes," said Christopher Robin. "Tigger's here."

"Yeah," said Christopher Robin. "Tigger's here."

"Well, just thank him for me," said Eeyore.

"Well, just thank him for me," Eeyore said.


CHAPTER V

IN WHICH Rabbit Has a Busy Day, and We Learn What Christopher Robin Does in the Mornings

IN WHICH Rabbit Has a Busy Day, and We Learn What Christopher Robin Does in the Mornings

It was going to be one of Rabbit's busy days. As soon as he woke up he felt important, as if everything depended upon him. It was just the day for Organizing Something, or for Writing a Notice Signed Rabbit, or for Seeing What Everybody Else Thought About It. It was a perfect morning for hurrying round to Pooh, and saying, "Very well, then, I'll tell Piglet," and then going to Piglet, and saying, "Pooh thinks—but perhaps I'd better see Owl first." It was a Captainish sort of day, when everybody said, "Yes, Rabbit" and "No, Rabbit," and waited until he had told them.

It was going to be one of Rabbit's hectic days. As soon as he woke up, he felt important, like everything depended on him. It was just the perfect day for Organizing Something, or for Writing a Notice Signed Rabbit, or for Checking What Everyone Else Thought About It. It was an ideal morning to rush over to Pooh and say, "Alright, then, I'll tell Piglet," before heading to Piglet and saying, "Pooh thinks—but maybe I should talk to Owl first." It was a leadership kind of day, when everyone said, "Yes, Rabbit" and "No, Rabbit," and waited until he shared his thoughts.

He came out of his house and sniffed the warm spring morning as he wondered what he would do. Kanga's house was nearest, and at Kanga's house was Roo, who said "Yes, Rabbit" and "No, Rabbit" almost better than anybody else in the Forest; but there was another animal there nowadays, the strange and Bouncy Tigger; and he was the sort of Tigger who was always in front when you were showing him the way anywhere, and was generally out of sight when at last you came to the place and said proudly "Here we are!"

He stepped out of his house and breathed in the warm spring morning as he thought about what to do. Kanga's house was the closest, and at Kanga's house was Roo, who said "Yes, Rabbit" and "No, Rabbit" almost better than anyone else in the Forest; but these days there was another animal there, the strange and bouncy Tigger; and he was the kind of Tigger who was always in front when you were trying to show him the way somewhere, and usually out of sight by the time you arrived and proudly said, "Here we are!"

"No, not Kanga's," said Rabbit thoughtfully to himself, as he curled his whiskers in the sun; and, to make quite sure that he wasn't going there, he turned to the left and trotted off in the other direction, which was the way to Christopher Robin's house.

"No, not Kanga's," Rabbit said to himself, thinking as he curled his whiskers in the sun; and, to be completely certain he wasn't headed that way, he turned left and trotted off in the other direction, which was toward Christopher Robin's house.



"After all," said Rabbit to himself, "Christopher Robin depends on Me. He's fond of Pooh and Piglet and Eeyore, and so am I, but they haven't any Brain. Not to notice. And he respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn't count. And Kanga is too busy looking after Roo, and Roo is too young and Tigger is too bouncy to be any help, so there's really nobody but Me, when you come to look at it. I'll go and see if there's anything he wants doing, and then I'll do it for him. It's just the day for doing things."

"After all," Rabbit said to himself, "Christopher Robin depends on me. He likes Pooh, Piglet, and Eeyore, and so do I, but they don't have any common sense. Not to mention. And he respects Owl because you have to respect anyone who can spell TUESDAY, even if they don't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday just doesn't matter. Kanga is too busy taking care of Roo, and Roo is too young, and Tigger is too bouncy to be any help, so really, there's nobody but me when you think about it. I'll go see if there's anything he wants done, and then I'll do it for him. It's a perfect day for getting things done."

He trotted along happily, and by-and-by he crossed the stream and came to the place where his friends-and-relations lived. There seemed to be even more of them about than usual this morning, and having nodded to a hedgehog or two, with whom he was too busy to shake hands, and having said, "Good morning, good morning," importantly to some of the others, and "Ah, there you are," kindly, to the smaller ones, he waved a paw at them over his shoulder, and was gone; leaving such an air of excitement and I-don't-know-what behind him, that several members of the Beetle family, including Henry Rush, made their way at once to the Hundred Acre Wood and began climbing trees, in the hope of getting to the top before it happened, whatever it was, so that they might see it properly.

He trotted along happily, and before long he crossed the stream and arrived at the place where his friends and family lived. There seemed to be even more of them around than usual this morning, and after nodding to a hedgehog or two, with whom he was too busy to shake hands, and saying, "Good morning, good morning," importantly to some of the others, and "Ah, there you are," kindly, to the smaller ones, he waved a paw at them over his shoulder and was off; leaving such an air of excitement and I-don't-know-what behind him that several members of the Beetle family, including Henry Rush, immediately made their way to the Hundred Acre Wood and started climbing trees, hoping to reach the top before whatever it was happened, so they could see it properly.

Rabbit hurried on by the edge of the Hundred Acre Wood, feeling more important every minute, and soon he came to the tree where Christopher Robin lived. He knocked at the door, and he called out once or twice, and then he walked back a little way and put his paw up to keep the sun out, and called to the top of the tree, and then he turned all round and shouted "Hallo!" and "I say!" "It's Rabbit!"—but nothing happened. Then he stopped and listened, and everything stopped and listened with him, and the Forest was very lone and still and peaceful in the sunshine, until suddenly a hundred miles above him a lark began to sing.

Rabbit hurried along the edge of the Hundred Acre Wood, feeling more important with each passing minute. Soon, he reached the tree where Christopher Robin lived. He knocked on the door and called out a couple of times, then stepped back a bit, shielding his eyes from the sun with his paw, and shouted up to the top of the tree. He turned around and yelled "Hello!" and "Hey!" "It's Rabbit!"—but nothing happened. Then he paused to listen, and everything around him fell silent and listened too. The Forest felt very lonely, still, and peaceful in the sunshine, until suddenly, a lark began to sing a hundred miles above him.

"Bother!" said Rabbit. "He's gone out."

"Bother!" said Rabbit. "He's gone out."

He went back to the green front door, just to make sure, and he was turning away, feeling that his morning had got all spoilt, when he saw a piece of paper on the ground. And there was a pin in it, as if it had fallen off the door.

He went back to the green front door, just to make sure, and as he was walking away, feeling like his morning had been ruined, he noticed a piece of paper on the ground. There was a pin in it, as if it had fallen off the door.

"Ha!" said Rabbit, feeling quite happy again. "Another notice!"

"Ha!" said Rabbit, feeling pretty happy again. "Another notice!"



This is what it said:

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GON OUT
BACKSON
BISY
BACKSON.
C. R.

GONE OUT
BACK SOON
BUSY
BACK SOON.
C. R.

"Ha!" said Rabbit again. "I must tell the others." And he hurried off importantly.

"Ha!" said Rabbit again. "I need to tell the others." And he rushed off, feeling all important.

The nearest house was Owl's, and to Owl's House in the Hundred Acre Wood he made his way. He came to Owl's door, and he knocked and he rang, and he rang and he knocked, and at last Owl's head came out and said "Go away, I'm thinking—oh it's you?" which was how he always began.

The closest house was Owl's, so he headed to Owl's House in the Hundred Acre Wood. He reached Owl's door and knocked and rang the bell, ringing and knocking repeatedly, until finally, Owl's head popped out and said, "Go away, I’m thinking—oh, it’s you?" which was always how he started.

"Owl," said Rabbit shortly, "you and I have brains. The others have fluff. If there is any thinking to be done in this Forest—and when I say thinking I mean thinking—you and I must do it."

"Owl," Rabbit said briefly, "you and I have brains. The others have fluff. If there's any thinking to be done in this Forest—and when I say thinking, I mean thinking—you and I need to handle it."

"Yes," said Owl. "I was."

"Yes," said Owl. "I was."

"Read that."

"Check that out."

Owl took Christopher Robin's notice from Rabbit and looked at it nervously. He could spell his own name WOL, and he could spell Tuesday so that you knew it wasn't Wednesday, and he could read quite comfortably when you weren't looking over his shoulder and saying "Well?" all the time, and he could——

Owl grabbed Christopher Robin's note from Rabbit and examined it nervously. He could spell his own name WOL, and he could spell Tuesday in a way that made it clear it wasn’t Wednesday, and he could read fairly well when no one was peering over his shoulder and saying "Well?" all the time, and he could——



"Well?" said Rabbit.

"What's up?" said Rabbit.

"Yes," said Owl, looking Wise and Thoughtful. "I see what you mean. Undoubtedly."

"Yeah," said Owl, looking wise and thoughtful. "I get what you're saying. Definitely."

"Well?"

"What's up?"

"Exactly," said Owl. "Precisely." And he added, after a little thought, "If you had not come to me, I should have come to you."

"Exactly," said Owl. "Exactly." And he added, after a moment of thought, "If you hadn’t come to me, I would have come to you."

"Why?" asked Rabbit.

"Why?" asked Rabbit.

"For that very reason," said Owl, hoping that something helpful would happen soon.

"For that reason," said Owl, hoping that something helpful would happen soon.

"Yesterday morning," said Rabbit solemnly, "I went to see Christopher Robin. He was out. Pinned on his door was a notice."

"Yesterday morning," Rabbit said seriously, "I went to see Christopher Robin. He wasn't home. There was a notice pinned to his door."

"The same notice?"

"Is it the same notice?"

"A different one. But the meaning was the same. It's very odd."

"A different one. But the meaning was the same. It’s really strange."

"Amazing," said Owl, looking at the notice again, and getting, just for a moment, a curious sort of feeling that something had happened to Christopher Robin's back. "What did you do?"

"Amazing," said Owl, glancing at the notice again and briefly feeling a strange sense that something had happened to Christopher Robin's back. "What did you do?"



"Nothing."

"Nothing."

"The best thing," said Owl wisely.

"The best thing," said Owl wisely.

"Well?" said Rabbit again, as Owl knew he was going to.

"Well?" Rabbit said again, just like Owl knew he would.

"Exactly," said Owl.

"Exactly," said Owl.

For a little while he couldn't think of anything more; and then, all of a sudden, he had an idea.

For a moment, he couldn't think of anything else; and then, out of the blue, he had an idea.

"Tell me, Rabbit," he said, "the exact words of the first notice. This is very important. Everything depends on this. The exact words of the first notice."

"Tell me, Rabbit," he said, "the exact words of the first notice. This is really important. Everything relies on this. The exact words of the first notice."

"It was just the same as that one really."

"It was exactly like that one."

Owl looked at him, and wondered whether to push him off the tree; but, feeling that he could always do it afterwards, he tried once more to find out what they were talking about.

Owl looked at him and thought about pushing him off the tree; but, realizing he could always do that later, he tried once again to figure out what they were discussing.

"The exact words, please," he said, as if Rabbit hadn't spoken.

"The exact words, please," he said, as if Rabbit hadn't said anything.

"It just said, 'Gon out. Backson.' Same as this, only this says 'Bisy Backson' too."

"It just said, 'Gone out. Back soon.' Same as this, only this says 'Busy Backson' too."

Owl gave a great sigh of relief.

Owl let out a huge sigh of relief.

"Ah!" said Owl. "Now we know where we are."

"Ah!" said Owl. "Now we know where we are."

"Yes, but where's Christopher Robin?" said Rabbit. "That's the point."

"Yeah, but where's Christopher Robin?" said Rabbit. "That's the issue."

Owl looked at the notice again. To one of his education the reading of it was easy. "Gone out, Backson. Bisy, Backson"—just the sort of thing you'd expect to see on a notice.

Owl looked at the notice again. For someone like him, reading it was straightforward. "Gone out, Backson. Busy, Backson"—exactly the kind of message you'd expect on a notice.

"It is quite clear what has happened, my dear Rabbit," he said. "Christopher Robin has gone out somewhere with Backson. He and Backson are busy together. Have you seen a Backson anywhere about in the Forest lately?"

"It’s pretty clear what’s going on, my dear Rabbit," he said. "Christopher Robin has gone out somewhere with Backson. They’re busy together. Have you seen Backson anywhere around the Forest lately?"

"I don't know," said Rabbit. "That's what I came to ask you. What are they like?"

"I don't know," said Rabbit. "That's why I came to ask you. What are they like?"

"Well," said Owl, "the Spotted or Herbaceous Backson is just a——"

"Well," said Owl, "the Spotted or Herbaceous Backson is just a——"

"At least," he said, "it's really more of a——"

"At least," he said, "it's actually more of a——"

"Of course," he said, "it depends on the——"

"Of course," he said, "it depends on the——"

"Well," said Owl, "the fact is," he said, "I don't know what they're like," said Owl frankly.

"Well," said Owl, "the truth is," he said, "I don't know what they're like," Owl admitted honestly.

"Thank you," said Rabbit. And he hurried off to see Pooh.

"Thanks," said Rabbit. And he rushed off to find Pooh.

Before he had gone very far he heard a noise. So he stopped and listened. This was the noise.

Before he had gone very far, he heard a sound. So, he stopped and listened. This was the sound.

NOISE, BY POOH

Noise, by Pooh

Oh, the butterflies are flying,
Now the winter days are dying,
And the primroses are trying
To be seen.
And the turtle-doves are cooing,
And the woods are up and doing,
For the violets are blue-ing
In the green.
Oh, the honey-bees are gumming
On their little wings, and humming
That the summer, which is coming,
Will be fun.
And the cows are almost cooing,
And the turtle-doves are mooing,
Which is why a Pooh is poohing
In the sun.
For the spring is really springing;
You can see a skylark singing,
And the blue-bells, which are ringing,
Can be heard.
And the cuckoo isn't cooing,
But he's cucking and he's ooing,
And a Pooh is simply poohing
Like a bird.

"Hallo, Pooh," said Rabbit.

"Hey, Pooh," said Rabbit.

"Hallo, Rabbit," said Pooh dreamily.

"Hey, Rabbit," said Pooh dreamily.

"Did you make that song up?"

"Did you write that song?"

"Well, I sort of made it up," said Pooh. "It isn't Brain," he went on humbly, "because You Know Why, Rabbit; but it comes to me sometimes."

"Well, I kind of made it up," said Pooh. "It isn't Brain," he continued modestly, "because you know why, Rabbit; but it comes to me sometimes."

"Ah!" said Rabbit, who never let things come to him, but always went and fetched them. "Well, the point is, have you seen a Spotted or Herbaceous Backson in the Forest, at all?"

"Ah!" said Rabbit, who never waited for things to come to him but always went out to get them. "Anyway, the point is, have you seen a Spotted or Herbaceous Backson in the Forest at all?"

"No," said Pooh. "Not a—no," said Pooh. "I saw Tigger just now."

"No," said Pooh. "Not a—no," said Pooh. "I just saw Tigger."

"That's no good."

"That's not acceptable."

"No," said Pooh. "I thought it wasn't."

"No," said Pooh. "I thought it wasn't."

"Have you seen Piglet?"

"Have you seen Piglet?"

"Yes," said Pooh. "I suppose that isn't any good either?" he asked meekly.

"Yeah," said Pooh. "I guess that's not any good either?" he asked quietly.

"Well, it depends if he saw anything."

"Well, it depends on whether he saw anything."

"He saw me," said Pooh.

"He saw me," said Pooh.

Rabbit sat down on the ground next to Pooh and, feeling much less important like that, stood up again.

Rabbit sat down on the ground next to Pooh and, feeling a lot less important like that, got up again.



"What it all comes to is this," he said. "What does Christopher Robin do in the morning nowadays?"

"What it all comes down to is this," he said. "What does Christopher Robin do in the morning these days?"

"What sort of thing?"

"What kind of thing?"

"Well, can you tell me anything you've seen him do in the morning? These last few days."

"Well, can you tell me anything you’ve seen him do in the morning these past few days?"



"Yes," said Pooh. "We had breakfast together yesterday. By the Pine Trees. I'd made up a little basket, just a little, fair-sized basket, an ordinary biggish sort of basket, full of——"

"Yeah," said Pooh. "We had breakfast together yesterday. By the Pine Trees. I had made a little basket, just a decent-sized basket, a pretty big basket, full of——"



"Yes, yes," said Rabbit, "but I mean later than that. Have you seen him between eleven and twelve?"

"Yeah, yeah," said Rabbit, "but I mean after that. Have you seen him between eleven and twelve?"



"Well," said Pooh, "at eleven o'clock—at eleven o'clock—well, at eleven o'clock, you see, I generally get home about then. Because I have One or Two Things to Do."

"Well," said Pooh, "at eleven o'clock—at eleven o'clock—well, at eleven o'clock, you see, I usually get home around that time. Because I have a couple of things to take care of."

"Quarter past eleven, then?"

"11:15, then?"

"Well——" said Pooh.

"Well—" said Pooh.

"Half past."

"Half past."

"Yes," said Pooh. "At half past—or perhaps later—I might see him."

"Yeah," said Pooh. "At around 5:30—or maybe later—I might see him."

And now that he did think of it, he began to remember that he hadn't seen Christopher Robin about so much lately. Not in the mornings. Afternoons, yes; evenings, yes; before breakfast, yes; just after breakfast, yes. And then, perhaps, "See you again, Pooh," and off he'd go.

And now that he thought about it, he started to remember that he hadn't seen Christopher Robin around much lately. Not in the mornings. Afternoons, yes; evenings, yes; before breakfast, yes; right after breakfast, yes. And then, maybe, "See you later, Pooh," and off he'd go.

"That's just it," said Rabbit, "Where?"

"That's exactly it," said Rabbit, "Where?"

"Perhaps he's looking for something."

"Maybe he's looking for something."

"What?" asked Rabbit.

"What?" Rabbit asked.

"That's just what I was going to say," said Pooh. And then he added, "Perhaps he's looking for a—for a——"

"That's exactly what I was going to say," Pooh said. Then he added, "Maybe he's looking for a—for a——"

"A Spotted or Herbaceous Backson?"

"A Spotted or Herbaceous Backson?"

"Yes," said Pooh. "One of those. In case it isn't."

"Yeah," said Pooh. "One of those. Just in case it’s not."

Rabbit looked at him severely.

Rabbit gave him a stern look.

"I don't think you're helping," he said.

"I don't think you're being helpful," he said.

"No," said Pooh. "I do try," he added humbly.

"No," said Pooh. "I do try," he added modestly.

Rabbit thanked him for trying, and said that he would now go and see Eeyore, and Pooh could walk with him if he liked. But Pooh, who felt another verse of his song coming on him, said he would wait for Piglet, good-bye, Rabbit; so Rabbit went off.

Rabbit thanked him for giving it a shot and said he was going to see Eeyore now, and Pooh could join him if he wanted. But Pooh, who felt another verse of his song about to come to him, said he’d wait for Piglet. "Goodbye, Rabbit," so Rabbit went on his way.



But, as it happened, it was Rabbit who saw Piglet first. Piglet had got up early that morning to pick himself a bunch of violets; and when he had picked them and put them in a pot in the middle of his house, it suddenly came over him that nobody had ever picked Eeyore a bunch of violets, and the more he thought of this, the more he thought how sad it was to be an Animal who had never had a bunch of violets picked for him. So he hurried out again, saying to himself, "Eeyore, Violets," and then "Violets, Eeyore," in case he forgot, because it was that sort of day, and he picked a large bunch and trotted along, smelling them, and feeling very happy, until he came to the place where Eeyore was.

But, as it turned out, Rabbit was the first to see Piglet. Piglet had gotten up early that morning to pick a bunch of violets; and when he had gathered them and placed them in a pot in the middle of his house, it suddenly struck him that nobody had ever picked Eeyore a bunch of violets. The more he thought about it, the sadder it made him feel to be an animal who had never had a bunch of violets picked for him. So he hurried out again, telling himself, "Eeyore, Violets," and then "Violets, Eeyore," just in case he forgot, because that kind of day called for it. He picked a large bunch and trotted along, smelling them and feeling very happy until he reached the spot where Eeyore was.

"Oh, Eeyore," began Piglet a little nervously, because Eeyore was busy.

"Oh, Eeyore," Piglet started a bit nervously, since Eeyore was occupied.

Eeyore put out a paw and waved him away.

Eeyore lifted a paw and waved him off.

"Tomorrow," said Eeyore. "Or the next day."

"Tomorrow," Eeyore said. "Or the next day."

Piglet came a little closer to see what it was. Eeyore had three sticks on the ground, and was looking at them. Two of the sticks were touching at one end, but not at the other, and the third stick was laid across them. Piglet thought that perhaps it was a Trap of some kind.

Piglet stepped a bit closer to see what was happening. Eeyore had three sticks on the ground and was staring at them. Two of the sticks were connected at one end but not at the other, and the third stick was lying across them. Piglet figured it might be some kind of trap.



"Oh, Eeyore," he began again, "just——"

"Oh, Eeyore," he started again, "just——"

"Is that little Piglet?" said Eeyore, still looking hard at his sticks.

"Is that little Piglet?" Eeyore said, still focusing intently on his sticks.

"Yes, Eeyore, and I——"

"Yeah, Eeyore, and I——"

"Do you know what this is?"

"Do you know what this is?"

"No," said Piglet.

"No," Piglet said.

"It's an A."

"It's an A."

"Oh," said Piglet.

"Oh," said Piglet.

"Not O, A," said Eeyore severely. "Can't you hear, or do you think you have more education than Christopher Robin?"

"Not O, A," Eeyore said seriously. "Can't you hear, or do you think you're more educated than Christopher Robin?"

"Yes," said Piglet. "No," said Piglet very quickly. And he came closer still.

"Yeah," said Piglet. "No," said Piglet really quickly. And he moved even closer.

"Christopher Robin said it was an A, and an A it is—until somebody treads on me," Eeyore added sternly.

"Christopher Robin said it was an A, and an A it is—until someone steps on me," Eeyore added seriously.

Piglet jumped backwards hurriedly, and smelt at his violets.

Piglet jumped back quickly and sniffed his violets.

"Do you know what A means, little Piglet?"

"Do you know what A means, little Piglet?"

"No, Eeyore, I don't."

"No, Eeyore, I don't."

"It means Learning, it means Education, it means all the things that you and Pooh haven't got. That's what A means."

"It represents Learning, it represents Education, it represents everything that you and Pooh don't have. That's what A means."

"Oh," said Piglet again. "I mean, does it?" he explained quickly.

"Oh," said Piglet again. "I mean, does it?" he quickly clarified.

"I'm telling you. People come and go in this Forest, and they say, 'It's only Eeyore, so it doesn't count.' They walk to and fro saying 'Ha ha!' But do they know anything about A? They don't. It's just three sticks to them. But to the Educated—mark this, little Piglet—to the Educated, not meaning Poohs and Piglets, it's a great and glorious A. Not," he added, "just something that anybody can come and breathe on."

"I'm telling you. People come and go in this Forest, and they say, 'It's just Eeyore, so it doesn't matter.' They walk around laughing and saying 'Ha ha!' But do they really understand anything about A? They don't. It's just three sticks to them. But to the Educated—remember this, little Piglet—to the Educated, not referring to Poohs and Piglets, it's a great and glorious A. Not," he added, "just something that anyone can come and breathe on."

Piglet stepped back nervously, and looked round for help.

Piglet took a step back anxiously and looked around for assistance.

"Here's Rabbit," he said gladly. "Hallo, Rabbit."

"Here’s Rabbit," he said happily. "Hi, Rabbit."

Rabbit came up importantly, nodded to Piglet, and said, "Ah, Eeyore," in the voice of one who would be saying "Good-bye" in about two more minutes.

Rabbit approached with an air of importance, nodded at Piglet, and said, "Ah, Eeyore," in a tone that suggested he would be saying "Good-bye" in just a couple of minutes.

"There's just one thing I wanted to ask you, Eeyore. What happens to Christopher Robin in the mornings nowadays?"

"There's just one thing I wanted to ask you, Eeyore. What happens to Christopher Robin in the mornings these days?"

"What's this that I'm looking at?" said Eeyore, still looking at it.

"What's this I'm looking at?" Eeyore said, still staring at it.



"Three sticks," said Rabbit promptly.

"Three sticks," Rabbit replied quickly.

"You see?" said Eeyore to Piglet. He turned to Rabbit. "I will now answer your question," he said solemnly.

"You see?" Eeyore said to Piglet. He turned to Rabbit. "I’m going to answer your question now," he said seriously.

"Thank you," said Rabbit.

"Thanks," said Rabbit.

"What does Christopher Robin do in the mornings? He learns. He becomes Educated. He instigorates—I think that is the word he mentioned, but I may be referring to something else—he instigorates Knowledge. In my small way I also, if I have the word right, am—am doing what he does. That, for instance, is——"

"What does Christopher Robin do in the mornings? He learns. He becomes educated. He instigates—I think that’s the word he mentioned, but I might be thinking of something else—he instigates knowledge. In my own small way, I also, if I have the word right, am—am doing what he does. That, for example, is——"

"An A," said Rabbit, "but not a very good one. Well, I must get back and tell the others."

"An A," said Rabbit, "but not a great one. Anyway, I need to head back and tell the others."

Eeyore looked at his sticks and then he looked at Piglet.

Eeyore glanced at his sticks and then turned to Piglet.

"What did Rabbit say it was?" he asked.

"What did Rabbit say it was?" he asked.

"An A," said Piglet.

"An A," Piglet said.

"Did you tell him?"

"Did you let him know?"

"No, Eeyore, I didn't. I expect he just knew."

"No, Eeyore, I didn't. I think he just knew."

"He knew? You mean this A thing is a thing Rabbit knew?"

"He knew? You mean this A thing is a thing Rabbit knew?"

"Yes, Eeyore. He's clever, Rabbit is."

"Yeah, Eeyore. Rabbit is really smart."

"Clever!" said Eeyore scornfully, putting a foot heavily on his three sticks. "Education!" said Eeyore bitterly, jumping on his six sticks. "What is Learning?" asked Eeyore as he kicked his twelve sticks into the air. "A thing Rabbit knows! Ha!"

"Clever!" Eeyore said sarcastically, pressing down hard on his three sticks. "Education!" he added bitterly, hopping on his six sticks. "What is Learning?" Eeyore asked as he kicked his twelve sticks into the air. "Something Rabbit knows! Ha!"

"I think——" began Piglet nervously.

"I think—" started Piglet nervously.

"Don't," said Eeyore.

"Don't," Eeyore said.

"I think Violets are rather nice," said Piglet. And he laid his bunch in front of Eeyore and scampered off.

"I think Violets are really nice," said Piglet. Then he placed his bunch in front of Eeyore and ran off.

Next morning the notice on Christopher Robin's door said:

Next morning, the sign on Christopher Robin's door said:

GONE OUT
BACK SOON
C. R.

OUT
BACK SOON
C. R.

Which is why all the animals in the Forest—except, of course, the Spotted and Herbaceous Backson—now know what Christopher Robin does in the mornings.

Which is why all the animals in the Forest—except, of course, the Spotted and Herbaceous Backson—now know what Christopher Robin does in the mornings.


CHAPTER VI

IN WHICH Pooh Invents a New Game and Eeyore Joins In

IN WHICH Pooh Invents a New Game and Eeyore Joins In

By the time it came to the edge of the Forest the stream had grown up, so that it was almost a river, and, being grown-up, it did not run and jump and sparkle along as it used to do when it was younger, but moved more slowly. For it knew now where it was going, and it said to itself, "There is no hurry. We shall get there some day." But all the little streams higher up in the Forest went this way and that, quickly, eagerly, having so much to find out before it was too late.

By the time it reached the edge of the Forest, the stream had become a river, and now that it was grown-up, it no longer rushed and sparkled like it did when it was younger. Instead, it moved more slowly. It knew where it was headed and thought to itself, "There's no rush. We'll get there eventually." Meanwhile, all the little streams higher up in the Forest flowed this way and that, quickly and eagerly, eager to discover as much as they could before it was too late.

There was a broad track, almost as broad as a road, leading from the Outland to the Forest, but before it could come to the Forest, it had to cross this river. So, where it crossed, there was a wooden bridge, almost as broad as a road, with wooden rails on each side of it. Christopher Robin could just get his chin to the top rail, if he wanted to, but it was more fun to stand on the bottom rail, so that he could lean right over, and watch the river slipping slowly away beneath him. Pooh could get his chin on to the bottom rail if he wanted to, but it was more fun to lie down and get his head under it, and watch the river slipping slowly away beneath him. And this was the only way in which Piglet and Roo could watch the river at all, because they were too small to reach the bottom rail. So they would lie down and watch it ... and it slipped away very slowly, being in no hurry to get there.

There was a wide path, almost as wide as a road, leading from the Outland to the Forest, but before it could reach the Forest, it had to cross this river. So, where it crossed, there was a wooden bridge, nearly as wide as a road, with wooden rails on each side. Christopher Robin could just get his chin over the top rail if he wanted to, but it was more fun to stand on the bottom rail so he could lean right over and watch the river slowly flow beneath him. Pooh could get his chin on the bottom rail if he wanted to, but it was more fun to lie down and get his head under it, watching the river slip slowly away beneath him. This was the only way Piglet and Roo could see the river at all because they were too small to reach the bottom rail. So they would lie down and watch it... and it slipped away very slowly, in no rush to get anywhere.



One day, when Pooh was walking towards this bridge, he was trying to make up a piece of poetry about fir-cones, because there they were, lying about on each side of him, and he felt singy. So he picked a fir-cone up, and looked at it, and said to himself, "This is a very good fir-cone, and something ought to rhyme to it." But he couldn't think of anything. And then this came into his head suddenly:

One day, as Pooh was walking toward the bridge, he was trying to come up with a poem about pine cones, since they were scattered all around him, and he felt inspired. He picked one up, examined it, and thought to himself, "This is a really nice pine cone, and something should rhyme with it." But he couldn't come up with anything. Then suddenly, this idea popped into his head:

Here is a myst'ry
About a little fir-tree.
Owl says it's his tree,
And Kanga says it's her tree.

"Which doesn't make sense," said Pooh, "because Kanga doesn't live in a tree."

"That doesn't make sense," said Pooh, "because Kanga doesn't live in a tree."

He had just come to the bridge; and not looking where he was going, he tripped over something, and the fir-cone jerked out of his paw into the river.

He had just arrived at the bridge; and without paying attention to where he was going, he stumbled over something, and the fir cone slipped out of his hand and fell into the river.

"Bother," said Pooh, as it floated slowly under the bridge, and he went back to get another fir-cone which had a rhyme to it. But then he thought that he would just look at the river instead, because it was a peaceful sort of day, so he lay down and looked at it, and it slipped slowly away beneath him ... and suddenly, there was his fir-cone slipping away too.

"Bother," said Pooh, as it floated slowly under the bridge, and he went back to get another fir cone that had a rhyme to it. But then he thought he’d just look at the river instead, because it was a peaceful kind of day, so he lay down and watched it, and it gently flowed away beneath him... and suddenly, there was his fir cone drifting away too.

"That's funny," said Pooh. "I dropped it on the other side," said Pooh, "and it came out on this side! I wonder if it would do it again?" And he went back for some more fir-cones.

"That's funny," Pooh said. "I dropped it on the other side," Pooh said, "and it came out on this side! I wonder if it'll happen again?" Then he went back for more fir cones.

It did. It kept on doing it. Then he dropped two in at once, and leant over the bridge to see which of them would come out first; and one of them did; but as they were both the same size, he didn't know if it was the one which he wanted to win, or the other one. So the next time he dropped one big one and one little one, and the big one came out first, which was what he had said it would do, and the little one came out last, which was what he had said it would do, so he had won twice ... and when he went home for tea, he had won thirty-six and lost twenty-eight, which meant that he was—that he had—well, you take twenty-eight from thirty-six, and that's what he was. Instead of the other way round.

It did. It kept on doing it. Then he dropped two in at once and leaned over the bridge to see which one would come out first; one of them did, but since they were both the same size, he couldn't tell if it was the one he wanted to win or the other one. So the next time, he dropped a big one and a small one, and the big one came out first, just like he said it would, and the small one came out last, which was also what he had predicted, so he won twice... and when he got home for tea, he had won thirty-six and lost twenty-eight, which meant that he was—that he had—well, you take twenty-eight from thirty-six, and that's what he was. Instead of the other way around.

And that was the beginning of the game called Poohsticks, which Pooh invented, and which he and his friends used to play on the edge of the Forest. But they played with sticks instead of fir-cones, because they were easier to mark.

And that was how the game called Poohsticks started, which Pooh came up with, and which he and his friends would play at the edge of the Forest. But they used sticks instead of fir cones because they were easier to keep track of.

Now one day Pooh and Piglet and Rabbit and Roo were all playing Poohsticks together. They had dropped their sticks in when Rabbit said "Go!" and then they had hurried across to the other side of the bridge, and now they were all leaning over the edge, waiting to see whose stick would come out first. But it was a long time coming, because the river was very lazy that day, and hardly seemed to mind if it didn't ever get there at all.

Now one day, Pooh, Piglet, Rabbit, and Roo were all playing Poohsticks together. They had dropped their sticks in when Rabbit said, "Go!" and then they rushed to the other side of the bridge. Now they were all leaning over the edge, waiting to see whose stick would come out first. But it took a long time to arrive because the river was moving slowly that day and hardly seemed to care if it ever made it at all.

"I can see mine!" cried Roo. "No, I can't, it's something else. Can you see yours, Piglet? I thought I could see mine, but I couldn't. There it is! No, it isn't. Can you see yours, Pooh?"

"I can see mine!" yelled Roo. "No, I can't, it's something else. Can you see yours, Piglet? I thought I saw mine, but I couldn't. There it is! No, it isn't. Can you see yours, Pooh?"

"No," said Pooh.

"No," Pooh said.

"I expect my stick's stuck," said Roo. "Rabbit, my stick's stuck. Is your stick stuck, Piglet?"

"I think my stick is stuck," said Roo. "Rabbit, my stick is stuck. Is your stick stuck, Piglet?"

"They always take longer than you think," said Rabbit.

"They always take longer than you think," Rabbit said.

"How long do you think they'll take?" asked Roo.

"How long do you think they'll take?" asked Roo.

"I can see yours, Piglet," said Pooh suddenly.

"I can see yours, Piglet," Pooh suddenly said.

"Mine's a sort of greyish one," said Piglet, not daring to lean too far over in case he fell in.

"Mine's kind of a grayish one," said Piglet, careful not to lean over too far in case he fell in.

"Yes, that's what I can see. It's coming over on to my side."

"Yeah, that's what I can see. It's moving over to my side."



Rabbit leant over further than ever, looking for his, and Roo wriggled up and down, calling out "Come on, stick! Stick, stick, stick!" and Piglet got very excited because his was the only one which had been seen, and that meant that he was winning.

Rabbit leaned over further than ever, searching for his, and Roo squirmed up and down, shouting, "Come on, stick! Stick, stick, stick!" Piglet got really excited because his was the only one that had been spotted, which meant he was winning.

"It's coming!" said Pooh.

"It's coming!" said Pooh.

"Are you sure it's mine?" squeaked Piglet excitedly.

"Are you sure it's mine?" Piglet squeaked with excitement.

"Yes, because it's grey. A big grey one. Here it comes! A very—big—grey——Oh, no, it isn't, it's Eeyore."

"Yeah, because it's gray. A big gray one. Here it comes! A very—big—gray——Oh, no, wait, it’s Eeyore."

And out floated Eeyore.

And out floated Eeyore.



"Eeyore!" cried everybody.

"Eeyore!" everyone shouted.

Looking very calm, very dignified, with his legs in the air, came Eeyore from beneath the bridge.

Looking very calm and dignified, with his legs in the air, Eeyore came from beneath the bridge.

"It's Eeyore!" cried Roo, terribly excited.

"It's Eeyore!" shouted Roo, super excited.

"Is that so?" said Eeyore, getting caught up by a little eddy, and turning slowly round three times. "I wondered."

"Is that so?" Eeyore said, getting caught up by a small current and turning around slowly three times. "I was wondering."

"I didn't know you were playing," said Roo.

"I didn't know you were playing," said Roo.

"I'm not," said Eeyore.

"I'm not," Eeyore replied.

"Eeyore, what are you doing there?" said Rabbit.

"Eeyore, what are you doing there?" said Rabbit.

"I'll give you three guesses, Rabbit. Digging holes in the ground? Wrong. Leaping from branch to branch of a young oak tree? Wrong. Waiting for somebody to help me out of the river? Right. Give Rabbit time, and he'll always get the answer."

"I'll give you three tries, Rabbit. Digging holes in the ground? Wrong. Jumping from branch to branch of a young oak tree? Wrong. Waiting for someone to help me out of the river? Right. Give Rabbit some time, and he’ll always figure it out."

"But, Eeyore," said Pooh in distress, "what can we—I mean, how shall we—do you think if we——"

"But, Eeyore," said Pooh anxiously, "what can we—I mean, how should we—do you think if we——"

"Yes," said Eeyore. "One of those would be just the thing. Thank you, Pooh."

"Yeah," said Eeyore. "One of those would be exactly what I need. Thanks, Pooh."

"He's going round and round," said Roo, much impressed.

"He's going around and around," said Roo, feeling really impressed.

"And why not?" said Eeyore coldly.

"And why not?" Eeyore said flatly.

"I can swim too," said Roo proudly.

"I can swim too," said Roo proudly.

"Not round and round," said Eeyore. "It's much more difficult. I didn't want to come swimming at all today," he went on, revolving slowly. "But if, when in, I decide to practise a slight circular movement from right to left—or perhaps I should say," he added, as he got into another eddy, "from left to right, just as it happens to occur to me, it is nobody's business but my own."

"Not round and round," said Eeyore. "It's way more complicated. I really didn't want to go swimming today at all," he continued, spinning slowly. "But if, while I'm in, I choose to practice a little circular movement from right to left—or maybe I should say," he added, as he got caught in another eddy, "from left to right, just depending on how I feel, that's nobody's concern but my own."

There was a moment's silence while everybody thought.

There was a brief pause as everyone considered.

"I've got a sort of idea," said Pooh at last, "but I don't suppose it's a very good one."

"I have an idea," said Pooh finally, "but I don't think it's a very good one."

"I don't suppose it is either," said Eeyore.

"I don't think it is either," said Eeyore.

"Go on, Pooh," said Rabbit. "Let's have it."

"Come on, Pooh," Rabbit said. "Let's hear it."

"Well, if we all threw stones and things into the river on one side of Eeyore, the stones would make waves, and the waves would wash him to the other side."

"Well, if we all threw stones and stuff into the river on one side of Eeyore, the stones would create waves, and the waves would carry him to the other side."

"That's a very good idea," said Rabbit, and Pooh looked happy again.

"That's a great idea," said Rabbit, and Pooh looked happy again.

"Very," said Eeyore. "When I want to be washed, Pooh, I'll let you know."

"Sure," said Eeyore. "When I want to be cleaned, Pooh, I'll let you know."

"Supposing we hit him by mistake?" said Piglet anxiously.

"What if we accidentally hit him?" Piglet said nervously.

"Or supposing you missed him by mistake," said Eeyore. "Think of all the possibilities, Piglet, before you settle down to enjoy yourselves."

"Or what if you missed him by accident," said Eeyore. "Consider all the possibilities, Piglet, before you relax and have fun."

But Pooh had got the biggest stone he could carry, and was leaning over the bridge, holding it in his paws.

But Pooh had the biggest stone he could carry and was leaning over the bridge, holding it in his paws.



"I'm not throwing it, I'm dropping it, Eeyore," he explained. "And then I can't miss—I mean I can't hit you. Could you stop turning round for a moment, because it muddles me rather?"

"I'm not throwing it, I'm just dropping it, Eeyore," he explained. "And then I can't miss—I mean I can't hit you. Could you stop turning around for a moment? It's kind of confusing me."

"No," said Eeyore. "I like turning round."

"No," said Eeyore. "I enjoy turning around."

Rabbit began to feel that it was time he took command.

Rabbit began to feel that it was time for him to take charge.

"Now, Pooh," he said, "when I say 'Now!' you can drop it. Eeyore, when I say 'Now!' Pooh will drop his stone."

"Alright, Pooh," he said, "when I say 'Now!' you can let it go. Eeyore, when I say 'Now!', Pooh will drop his stone."

"Thank you very much, Rabbit, but I expect I shall know."

"Thank you so much, Rabbit, but I think I’ll be fine."

"Are you ready, Pooh? Piglet, give Pooh a little more room. Get back a bit there, Roo. Are you ready?"

"Are you ready, Pooh? Piglet, give Pooh a bit more space. Move back a little, Roo. Are you ready?"

"No," said Eeyore.

"No," Eeyore replied.

"Now!" said Rabbit.

"Now!" said Rabbit.

Pooh dropped his stone. There was a loud splash, and Eeyore disappeared....

Pooh dropped his stone. There was a loud splash, and Eeyore vanished....



It was an anxious moment for the watchers on the bridge. They looked and looked ... and even the sight of Piglet's stick coming out a little in front of Rabbit's didn't cheer them up as much as you would have expected. And then, just as Pooh was beginning to think that he must have chosen the wrong stone or the wrong river or the wrong day for his Idea, something grey showed for a moment by the river bank ... and it got slowly bigger and bigger ... and at last it was Eeyore coming out.

It was a tense moment for the people watching from the bridge. They kept looking ... and even seeing Piglet's stick sticking out slightly ahead of Rabbit's didn't lift their spirits as much as you might have thought. And then, just as Pooh started to feel like he must have picked the wrong stone or the wrong river or the wrong day for his Idea, something grey appeared for a moment by the riverbank ... and it slowly got bigger and bigger ... until finally, it was Eeyore coming out.

With a shout they rushed off the bridge, and pushed and pulled at him; and soon he was standing among them again on dry land.

With a shout, they ran off the bridge and pushed and pulled him, and before long, he was back on solid ground among them again.



"Oh, Eeyore, you are wet!" said Piglet, feeling him.

"Oh, Eeyore, you are wet!" said Piglet, touching him.

Eeyore shook himself, and asked somebody to explain to Piglet what happened when you had been inside a river for quite a long time.

Eeyore shook himself and asked someone to explain to Piglet what happens when you’ve been in a river for a long time.

"Well done, Pooh," said Rabbit kindly. "That was a good idea of ours."

"Great job, Pooh," Rabbit said kindly. "That was a good idea of ours."

"What was?" asked Eeyore.

"What was that?" asked Eeyore.

"Hooshing you to the bank like that."

"Rushing you to the bank like that."

"Hooshing me?" said Eeyore in surprise. "Hooshing me? You didn't think I was hooshed, did you? I dived. Pooh dropped a large stone on me, and so as not to be struck heavily on the chest, I dived and swam to the bank."

"Hooshing me?" Eeyore said, surprised. "Hooshing me? You didn’t think I was hooshed, did you? I dove. Pooh dropped a big rock on me, and to avoid getting hit hard in the chest, I dove and swam to the shore."

"You didn't really," whispered Piglet to Pooh, so as to comfort him.

"You didn't really," Piglet whispered to Pooh, trying to comfort him.

"I didn't think I did," said Pooh anxiously.

"I didn't think I did," Pooh said nervously.

"It's just Eeyore," said Piglet. "I thought your Idea was a very good Idea."

"It's just Eeyore," said Piglet. "I thought your idea was really good."

Pooh began to feel a little more comfortable, because when you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it. And, anyhow, Eeyore was in the river, and now he wasn't, so he hadn't done any harm.

Pooh started to feel a bit more at ease because when you're a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you think about things, you sometimes realize that something that seemed really significant inside your head is totally different once it's out in the open and other people are looking at it. And, anyway, Eeyore was in the river, and now he wasn't, so he hadn't caused any trouble.

"How did you fall in, Eeyore?" asked Rabbit, as he dried him with Piglet's handkerchief.

"How did you end up in there, Eeyore?" asked Rabbit, as he dried him off with Piglet's handkerchief.

"I didn't," said Eeyore.

"I didn't," Eeyore said.

"But how——"

"But how—"

"I was BOUNCED," said Eeyore.

"I got bounced," said Eeyore.

"Oo," said Roo excitedly, "did somebody push you?"

"Wow," said Roo excitedly, "did someone push you?"

"Somebody BOUNCED me. I was just thinking by the side of the river—thinking, if any of you know what that means, when I received a loud BOUNCE."

"Someone bumped into me. I was just sitting by the river—reflecting, if you know what that means, when I suddenly heard a loud bump."

"Oh, Eeyore!" said everybody.

"Oh, Eeyore!" everyone said.

"Are you sure you didn't slip?" asked Rabbit wisely.

"Are you sure you didn't fall?" asked Rabbit wisely.

"Of course I slipped. If you're standing on the slippery bank of a river, and somebody BOUNCES you loudly from behind, you slip. What did you think I did?"

"Of course I slipped. If you're standing on the slippery edge of a river and someone suddenly pushes you hard from behind, you're going to slip. What did you expect me to do?"

"But who did it?" asked Roo.

"But who did it?" asked Roo.

Eeyore didn't answer.

Eeyore didn’t respond.

"I expect it was Tigger," said Piglet nervously.

"I think it was Tigger," Piglet said, feeling a bit anxious.



"But, Eeyore," said Pooh, "was it a Joke, or an Accident? I mean——"

"But, Eeyore," said Pooh, "was it a joke or an accident? I mean——"

"I didn't stop to ask, Pooh. Even at the very bottom of the river I didn't stop to say to myself, 'Is this a Hearty Joke, or is it the Merest Accident?' I just floated to the surface, and said to myself, 'It's wet.' If you know what I mean."

"I didn’t stop to ask, Pooh. Even at the very bottom of the river, I didn’t stop to say to myself, 'Is this a serious joke, or is it just a complete accident?' I just floated to the surface and thought, 'It's wet.' If you know what I mean."

"And where was Tigger?" asked Rabbit.

"And where was Tigger?" asked Rabbit.

Before Eeyore could answer, there was a loud noise behind them, and through the hedge came Tigger himself.

Before Eeyore could respond, there was a loud noise behind them, and through the hedge came Tigger himself.

"Hallo, everybody," said Tigger cheerfully.

"Hey, everyone," said Tigger cheerfully.

"Hallo, Tigger," said Roo.

"Hey, Tigger," said Roo.

Rabbit became very important suddenly.

Rabbit became suddenly very important.

"Tigger," he said solemnly, "what happened just now?"

"Tigger," he said seriously, "what just happened?"

"Just when?" said Tigger a little uncomfortably.

"Just when?" Tigger asked, a bit awkwardly.

"When you bounced Eeyore into the river."

"When you tossed Eeyore into the river."

"I didn't bounce him."

"I didn’t reject him."

"You bounced me," said Eeyore gruffly.

"You pushed me," said Eeyore gruffly.

"I didn't really. I had a cough, and I happened to be behind Eeyore, and I said 'Grrrr—oppp—ptschschschz.'"

"I didn't really. I had a cough, and I was behind Eeyore, and I said 'Grrrr—oppp—ptschschschz'."

"Why?" said Rabbit, helping Piglet up, and dusting him. "It's all right, Piglet."

"Why?" said Rabbit, helping Piglet up and brushing him off. "It's okay, Piglet."

"It took me by surprise," said Piglet nervously.

"It really surprised me," Piglet said nervously.

"That's what I call bouncing," said Eeyore. "Taking people by surprise. Very unpleasant habit. I don't mind Tigger being in the Forest," he went on, "because it's a large Forest, and there's plenty of room to bounce in it. But I don't see why he should come into my little corner of it, and bounce there. It isn't as if there was anything very wonderful about my little corner. Of course for people who like cold, wet, ugly bits it is something rather special, but otherwise it's just a corner, and if anybody feels bouncy——"

"That's what I call bouncing," said Eeyore. "Surprising people. It's a really annoying habit. I don't mind Tigger being in the Forest," he continued, "because it's a big Forest, and there's lots of space for bouncing. But I don’t understand why he has to come into my little part of it and bounce around there. It’s not like there’s anything amazing about my little corner. Sure, for those who enjoy cold, wet, ugly spots, it is somewhat special, but otherwise, it’s just a corner, and if anyone feels bouncy——"

"I didn't bounce, I coughed," said Tigger crossly.

"I didn't bounce, I coughed," Tigger said angrily.

"Bouncy or coffy, it's all the same at the bottom of the river."

"Bouncy or coffee, it's all the same at the bottom of the river."

"Well," said Rabbit, "all I can say is—well, here's Christopher Robin, so he can say it."

"Well," said Rabbit, "all I can say is—well, here’s Christopher Robin, so he can say it."

Christopher Robin came down from the Forest to the bridge, feeling all sunny and careless, and just as if twice nineteen didn't matter a bit, as it didn't on such a happy afternoon, and he thought that if he stood on the bottom rail of the bridge, and leant over, and watched the river slipping slowly away beneath him, then he would suddenly know everything that there was to be known, and he would be able to tell Pooh, who wasn't quite sure about some of it. But when he got to the bridge and saw all the animals there, then he knew that it wasn't that kind of afternoon, but the other kind, when you wanted to do something.

Christopher Robin came down from the Forest to the bridge, feeling all sunny and carefree, as if nothing at all mattered—not even the thought of being almost twenty. On such a joyful afternoon, he thought that if he stood on the bottom rail of the bridge, leaned over, and watched the river slowly flowing beneath him, he would suddenly understand everything that there was to know and be able to explain it to Pooh, who wasn’t quite sure about some of it. But when he got to the bridge and saw all the animals there, he realized that it wasn’t that kind of afternoon; it was the other kind, the one where you wanted to do something.



"It's like this, Christopher Robin," began Rabbit. "Tigger——"

"It's like this, Christopher Robin," started Rabbit. "Tigger—"

"No, I didn't," said Tigger.

"No, I didn't," Tigger said.

"Well, anyhow, there I was," said Eeyore.

"Well, anyway, there I was," said Eeyore.

"But I don't think he meant to," said Pooh.

"But I don't think he meant it that way," said Pooh.

"He just is bouncy," said Piglet, "and he can't help it."

"He just is so bouncy," said Piglet, "and he can't help it."

"Try bouncing me, Tigger," said Roo eagerly. "Eeyore, Tigger's going to try me. Piglet, do you think——"

"Try bouncing me, Tigger," said Roo excitedly. "Eeyore, Tigger's going to try me. Piglet, do you think——"

"Yes, yes," said Rabbit, "we don't all want to speak at once. The point is, what does Christopher Robin think about it?"

"Yeah, yeah," said Rabbit, "we don’t all need to talk at the same time. The question is, what does Christopher Robin think about it?"

"All I did was I coughed," said Tigger.

"All I did was cough," said Tigger.

"He bounced," said Eeyore.

"He bounced," said Eeyore.

"Well, I sort of boffed," said Tigger.

"Well, I kind of messed up," said Tigger.

"Hush!" said Rabbit, holding up his paw. "What does Christopher Robin think about it all? That's the point."

"Hush!" said Rabbit, raising his paw. "What does Christopher Robin think about all this? That's what matters."

"Well," said Christopher Robin, not quite sure what it was all about, "I think——"

"Well," said Christopher Robin, not really sure what it was all about, "I think——"

"Yes?" said everybody.

"Yes?" everyone said.

"I think we all ought to play Poohsticks."

"I think we should all play Poohsticks."

So they did. And Eeyore, who had never played it before, won more times than anybody else; and Roo fell in twice, the first time by accident and the second time on purpose, because he suddenly saw Kanga coming from the Forest, and he knew he'd have to go to bed anyhow. So then Rabbit said he'd go with them; and Tigger and Eeyore went off together, because Eeyore wanted to tell Tigger How to Win at Poohsticks, which you do by letting your stick drop in a twitchy sort of way, if you understand what I mean, Tigger; and Christopher Robin and Pooh and Piglet were left on the bridge by themselves.

So they did. And Eeyore, who had never played it before, won more times than anyone else; and Roo fell in twice, the first time by accident and the second time on purpose because he suddenly saw Kanga coming from the Forest, and he knew he'd have to go to bed anyway. So then Rabbit said he’d go with them; and Tigger and Eeyore went off together because Eeyore wanted to teach Tigger how to win at Poohsticks, which you do by letting your stick drop in a twitchy sort of way, if you know what I mean, Tigger; and Christopher Robin, Pooh, and Piglet were left on the bridge by themselves.



For a long time they looked at the river beneath them, saying nothing, and the river said nothing too, for it felt very quiet and peaceful on this summer afternoon.

For a long time, they stared at the river below them, saying nothing, and the river stayed silent too, feeling calm and serene on this summer afternoon.

"Tigger is all right really," said Piglet lazily.

"Tigger is really okay," said Piglet lazily.

"Of course he is," said Christopher Robin.

"Of course he is," Christopher Robin said.

"Everybody is really," said Pooh. "That's what I think," said Pooh. "But I don't suppose I'm right," he said.

"Everyone is really," said Pooh. "That's what I think," said Pooh. "But I guess I'm not right," he said.

"Of course you are," said Christopher Robin.

"Of course you are," Christopher Robin said.


CHAPTER VII

IN WHICH Tigger ls Unbounced

IN WHICH Tigger is Unbounced

One day Rabbit and Piglet were sitting outside Pooh's front door listening to Rabbit, and Pooh was sitting with them. It was a drowsy summer afternoon, and the Forest was full of gentle sounds, which all seemed to be saying to Pooh, "Don't listen to Rabbit, listen to me." So he got into a comfortable position for not listening to Rabbit, and from time to time he opened his eyes to say "Ah!" and then closed them again to say "True," and from time to time Rabbit said, "You see what I mean, Piglet" very earnestly, and Piglet nodded earnestly to show that he did.

One day, Rabbit and Piglet were sitting outside Pooh's front door, listening to Rabbit, while Pooh was with them. It was a sleepy summer afternoon, and the Forest was filled with soft sounds that all seemed to be saying to Pooh, "Don't listen to Rabbit, listen to me." So he settled into a cozy position for not paying attention to Rabbit, and every now and then, he opened his eyes to say "Ah!" then closed them again to say "True." Meanwhile, Rabbit would say, "You see what I mean, Piglet," very seriously, and Piglet nodded earnestly to show that he understood.

"In fact," said Rabbit, coming to the end of it at last, "Tigger's getting so Bouncy nowadays that it's time we taught him a lesson. Don't you think so, Piglet?"

"In fact," said Rabbit, finally finishing, "Tigger's getting so bouncy these days that it's time we taught him a lesson. Don't you think so, Piglet?"

Piglet said that Tigger was very Bouncy, and that if they could think of a way of unbouncing him, it would be a Very Good Idea.

Piglet said that Tigger was really bouncy, and that if they could figure out a way to unbounce him, it would be a really good idea.

"Just what I feel," said Rabbit. "What do you say, Pooh?"

"Just how I feel," said Rabbit. "What do you think, Pooh?"

Pooh opened his eyes with a jerk and said, "Extremely."

Pooh suddenly opened his eyes and said, "Definitely."



"Extremely what?" asked Rabbit.

"Extremely what?" asked Rabbit.

"What you were saying," said Pooh. "Undoubtably."

"What you were saying," Pooh said. "Definitely."

Piglet gave Pooh a stiffening sort of nudge, and Pooh, who felt more and more that he was somewhere else, got up slowly and began to look for himself.

Piglet nudged Pooh firmly, and Pooh, feeling increasingly like he was somewhere else, slowly got up and started searching for himself.

"But how shall we do it?" asked Piglet. "What sort of a lesson, Rabbit?"

"But how are we going to do it?" asked Piglet. "What kind of lesson, Rabbit?"

"That's the point," said Rabbit.

"That's the point," Rabbit said.

The word "lesson" came back to Pooh as one he had heard before somewhere.

The word "lesson" popped back into Pooh's mind as one he had heard before somewhere.

"There's a thing called Twy-stymes," he said. "Christopher Robin tried to teach it to me once, but it didn't."

"There's something called Twy-stymes," he said. "Christopher Robin tried to teach it to me once, but it didn't work."

"What didn't?" said Rabbit.

"What didn't happen?" said Rabbit.

"Didn't what?" said Piglet.

"Didn’t what?" said Piglet.

Pooh shook his head.

Pooh shook his head.

"I don't know," he said. "It just didn't. What are we talking about?"

"I don't know," he said. "It just didn't make sense. What are we talking about?"

"Pooh," said Piglet reproachfully, "haven't you been listening to what Rabbit was saying?"

"Pooh," Piglet said with disappointment, "weren't you paying attention to what Rabbit was saying?"

"I listened, but I had a small piece of fluff in my ear. Could you say it again, please, Rabbit?"

"I was listening, but I had a little fluff in my ear. Could you say that again, please, Rabbit?"

Rabbit never minded saying things again, so he asked where he should begin from; and when Pooh had said from the moment when the fluff got in his ear, and Rabbit had asked when that was, and Pooh had said he didn't know because he hadn't heard properly, Piglet settled it all by saying that what they were trying to do was, they were just trying to think of a way to get the bounces out of Tigger, because however much you liked him, you couldn't deny it, he did bounce.

Rabbit never had a problem repeating himself, so he asked where he should start. When Pooh suggested starting from the moment the fluff got in his ear, Rabbit asked when that was. Pooh admitted he didn't know because he hadn't heard properly. Piglet wrapped it all up by saying that what they were really trying to do was figure out a way to stop Tigger from bouncing, because no matter how much you liked him, you couldn't deny that he really did bounce.

"Oh, I see," said Pooh.

"Oh, I get it," said Pooh.

"There's too much of him," said Rabbit, "that's what it comes to."

"He's all over the place," said Rabbit, "that's what it comes down to."

Pooh tried to think, and all he could think of was something which didn't help at all. So he hummed it very quietly to himself.

Pooh tried to think, but all he could come up with was something that didn’t help at all. So he hummed it very softly to himself.

If Rabbit
Was bigger
And fatter
And stronger,
Or bigger
Than Tigger,
If Tigger was smaller,
Then Tigger's bad habit
Of bouncing at Rabbit
Would matter
No longer,
If Rabbit
Was taller.

"What was Pooh saying?" asked Rabbit. "Any good?"

"What was Pooh saying?" Rabbit asked. "Was it any good?"

"No," said Pooh sadly. "No good."

"No," Pooh said sadly. "Not good."

"Well, I've got an idea," said Rabbit, "and here it is. We take Tigger for a long explore, somewhere where he's never been, and we lose him there, and next morning we find him again, and—mark my words—he'll be a different Tigger altogether."

"Well, I have an idea," said Rabbit, "and here it is. We take Tigger on a long adventure, somewhere he’s never been, and we leave him there, and the next morning we find him again, and—trust me—he'll be a completely different Tigger."

"Why?" said Pooh.

"Why?" asked Pooh.

"Because he'll be a Humble Tigger. Because he'll be a Sad Tigger, a Melancholy Tigger, a Small and Sorry Tigger, an Oh-Rabbit-I-am-glad-to-see-you Tigger. That's why."

"Because he'll be a humble Tigger. Because he'll be a sad Tigger, a melancholy Tigger, a small and sorry Tigger, an Oh-Rabbit-I-am-glad-to-see-you Tigger. That's why."

"Will he be glad to see me and Piglet, too?"

"Will he be happy to see me and Piglet, too?"

"Of course."

"Sure."

"That's good," said Pooh.

"That's great," said Pooh.

"I should hate him to go on being Sad," said Piglet doubtfully.

"I would hate for him to keep being sad," said Piglet doubtfully.

"Tiggers never go on being Sad," explained Rabbit. "They get over it with Astonishing Rapidity. I asked Owl, just to make sure, and he said that that's what they always get over it with. But if we can make Tigger feel Small and Sad just for five minutes, we shall have done a good deed."

"Tiggers never stay Sad," Rabbit explained. "They bounce back really fast. I asked Owl to confirm, and he said that's how they always recover. But if we can make Tigger feel Small and Sad for just five minutes, we'll have done a good thing."

"Would Christopher Robin think so?" asked Piglet.

"Do you think Christopher Robin would agree?" asked Piglet.

"Yes," said Rabbit. "He'd say 'You've done a good deed, Piglet. I would have done it myself, only I happened to be doing something else. Thank you, Piglet.' And Pooh, of course."

"Yeah," said Rabbit. "He'd say, 'You did a good thing, Piglet. I would have done it myself, but I was tied up with something else. Thanks, Piglet.' And Pooh, of course."

Piglet felt very glad about this, and he saw at once that what they were going to do to Tigger was a good thing to do, and as Pooh and Rabbit were doing it with him, it was a thing which even a Very Small Animal could wake up in the morning and be comfortable about doing. So the only question was, where should they lose Tigger?

Piglet felt really happy about this, and he immediately realized that what they were planning to do with Tigger was a good thing. Since Pooh and Rabbit were doing it with him, it was something even a Very Small Animal could wake up in the morning and feel good about. So the only question was, where should they lose Tigger?

"We'll take him to the North Pole," said Rabbit, "because it was a very long explore finding it, so it will be a very long explore for Tigger unfinding it again."

"We'll take him to the North Pole," said Rabbit, "because it took a really long time to find it, so it will take Tigger a really long time to not find it again."

It was now Pooh's turn to feel very glad, because it was he who had first found the North Pole, and when they got there, Tigger would see a notice which said, "Discovered by Pooh, Pooh found it," and then Tigger would know, which perhaps he didn't know, the sort of Bear Pooh was. That sort of Bear.

It was now Pooh's turn to feel really happy because he was the one who had first found the North Pole. When they got there, Tigger would see a sign that said, "Discovered by Pooh, Pooh found it," and then Tigger would understand, which maybe he didn't realize, what kind of Bear Pooh really was. That kind of Bear.

So it was arranged that they should start next morning, and that Rabbit, who lived near Kanga and Roo and Tigger, should now go home and ask Tigger what he was doing tomorrow, because if he wasn't doing anything, what about coming for an explore and getting Pooh and Piglet to come too? And if Tigger said "Yes" that would be all right, and if he said "No"——

So they decided to start the next morning, and Rabbit, who lived close to Kanga, Roo, and Tigger, should go home and ask Tigger what he was up to tomorrow. If Tigger wasn't busy, maybe he could join them for an adventure and get Pooh and Piglet to come along too. If Tigger said "Yes," that would be great, and if he said "No"——

"He won't," said Rabbit. "Leave it to me." And he went off busily.

"He won't," said Rabbit. "Just leave it to me." And he hurried off.

The next day was quite a different day. Instead of being hot and sunny, it was cold and misty. Pooh didn't mind for himself, but when he thought of all the honey the bees wouldn't be making, a cold and misty day always made him feel sorry for them. He said so to Piglet when Piglet came to fetch him, and Piglet said that he wasn't thinking of that so much, but of how cold and miserable it would be being lost all day and night on the top of the Forest. But when he and Pooh had got to Rabbit's house, Rabbit said it was just the day for them, because Tigger always bounced on ahead of everybody, and as soon as he got out of sight, they would hurry away in the other direction, and he would never see them again.

The next day was totally different. Instead of being hot and sunny, it was cold and misty. Pooh didn’t mind the weather for himself, but when he thought about all the honey the bees wouldn’t be able to make, a cold and misty day always made him feel sorry for them. He mentioned this to Piglet when Piglet came to get him, and Piglet said he wasn’t really thinking about that so much, but about how cold and miserable it would be to be lost all day and night at the top of the Forest. But when he and Pooh arrived at Rabbit’s house, Rabbit said it was just the right kind of day for them, because Tigger always bounced ahead of everyone, and as soon as he was out of sight, they could hurry off in the other direction, and he’d never see them again.

"Not never?" said Piglet.

"Not ever?" said Piglet.

"Well, not until we find him again, Piglet. Tomorrow, or whenever it is. Come on. He's waiting for us."

"Well, not until we find him again, Piglet. Tomorrow, or whenever that is. Let's go. He's waiting for us."

When they got to Kanga's house, they found that Roo was waiting too, being a great friend of Tigger's, which made it Awkward; but Rabbit whispered "Leave this to me" behind his paw to Pooh, and went up to Kanga.

When they arrived at Kanga's house, they found that Roo was waiting too, as he was a good friend of Tigger's, which made things uncomfortable; but Rabbit whispered "Leave this to me" behind his paw to Pooh and approached Kanga.

"I don't think Roo had better come," he said. "Not today."

"I don't think Roo should come," he said. "Not today."

"Why not?" said Roo, who wasn't supposed to be listening.

"Why not?" said Roo, who wasn't meant to be eavesdropping.

"Nasty cold day," said Rabbit, shaking his head. "And you were coughing this morning."

"Nasty cold day," said Rabbit, shaking his head. "And you were coughing this morning."

"How do you know?" asked Roo indignantly.

"How do you know?" Roo asked, annoyed.

"Oh, Roo, you never told me," said Kanga reproachfully.

"Oh, Roo, you never told me," Kanga said, sounding disappointed.

"It was a Biscuit Cough," said Roo, "not one you tell about."

"It was a Biscuit Cough," Roo said, "not something you talk about."

"I think not today, dear. Another day."

"I don't think so today, my dear. Maybe another day."

"Tomorrow?" said Roo hopefully.

"Tomorrow?" Roo asked hopefully.

"We'll see," said Kanga.

"We'll see," Kanga said.

"You're always seeing, and nothing ever happens," said Roo sadly.

"You're always watching, and nothing ever changes," Roo said sadly.

"Nobody could see on a day like this, Roo," said Rabbit. "I don't expect we shall get very far, and then this afternoon we'll all—we'll all—we'll—ah, Tigger, there you are. Come on. Good-bye, Roo! This afternoon we'll—come on, Pooh! All ready? That's right. Come on."

"Nobody can see on a day like this, Roo," said Rabbit. "I don’t think we’ll get very far, and then this afternoon we’ll all—we’ll all—we’ll—ah, Tigger, there you are. Let’s go. Bye, Roo! This afternoon we’ll—let’s go, Pooh! Are you ready? That’s right. Let’s go."



So they went. At first Pooh and Rabbit and Piglet walked together, and Tigger ran round them in circles, and then, when the path got narrower, Rabbit, Piglet and Pooh walked one after another, and Tigger ran round them in oblongs, and by-and-by, when the gorse got very prickly on each side of the path, Tigger ran up and down in front of them, and sometimes he bounced into Rabbit and sometimes he didn't. And as they got higher, the mist got thicker, so that Tigger kept disappearing, and then when you thought he wasn't there, there he was again, saying "I say, come on," and before you could say anything, there he wasn't.

So they went. At first, Pooh, Rabbit, and Piglet walked together, while Tigger ran around them in circles. Then, when the path became narrower, Rabbit, Piglet, and Pooh walked in a line, and Tigger ran around them in oblongs. Eventually, when the gorse became really prickly on both sides of the path, Tigger ran back and forth in front of them, sometimes bouncing into Rabbit and sometimes not. As they climbed higher, the mist thickened, making Tigger keep disappearing. Just when you thought he was gone, there he was again, saying, "Hey, come on," and before you could respond, he would disappear again.

Rabbit turned round and nudged Piglet.

Rabbit turned around and nudged Piglet.

"The next time," he said. "Tell Pooh."

"The next time," he said. "Let Pooh know."

"The next time," said Piglet to Pooh.

"The next time," said Piglet to Pooh.

"The next what?" said Pooh to Piglet.

"The next what?" Pooh asked Piglet.

Tigger appeared suddenly, bounced into Rabbit, and disappeared again. "Now!" said Rabbit. He jumped into a hollow by the side of the path, and Pooh and Piglet jumped after him. They crouched in the bracken, listening. The Forest was very silent when you stopped and listened to it. They could see nothing and hear nothing.

Tigger suddenly showed up, bounced into Rabbit, and then vanished again. "Now!" said Rabbit. He jumped into a hole by the path, and Pooh and Piglet jumped in after him. They huddled in the ferns, listening. The Forest was really quiet when you paused to listen to it. They couldn't see anything or hear anything.



"H'sh!" said Rabbit.

"Hush!" said Rabbit.

"I am," said Pooh.

"I'm," said Pooh.

There was a pattering noise ... then silence again.

There was a tapping sound ... then quiet again.

"Hallo!" said Tigger, and he sounded so close suddenly that Piglet would have jumped if Pooh hadn't accidentally been sitting on most of him.

"Hey!" said Tigger, and he sounded so close all of a sudden that Piglet would have jumped if Pooh hadn't accidentally been sitting on most of him.

"Where are you?" called Tigger.

"Where are you?" Tigger called.

Rabbit nudged Pooh, and Pooh looked about for Piglet to nudge, but couldn't find him, and Piglet went on breathing wet bracken as quietly as he could, and felt very brave and excited.

Rabbit nudged Pooh, and Pooh looked around for Piglet to nudge, but he couldn’t find him. Meanwhile, Piglet continued to breathe in the damp ferns as quietly as possible, feeling very brave and excited.

"That's funny," said Tigger.

"That's funny," Tigger said.



There was a moment's silence, and then they heard him pattering off again. For a little longer they waited, until the Forest had become so still that it almost frightened them, and then Rabbit got up and stretched himself.

There was a brief silence, and then they heard him scampering off again. They waited a bit longer until the Forest was so quiet it almost scared them, and then Rabbit got up and stretched.

"Well?" he whispered proudly. "There we are! Just as I said."

"Well?" he whispered with pride. "There we go! Just like I said."

"I've been thinking," said Pooh, "and I think——"

"I've been thinking," said Pooh, "and I think——"

"No," said Rabbit. "Don't. Run. Come on." And they all hurried off, Rabbit leading the way.

"No," said Rabbit. "Don't. Run. Let's go." And they all rushed off, Rabbit in the lead.

"Now," said Rabbit, after they had gone a little way, "we can talk. What were you going to say, Pooh?"

"Now," said Rabbit, after they had walked a bit, "we can talk. What were you going to say, Pooh?"

"Nothing much. Why are we going along here?"

"Not much. Why are we going this way?"

"Because it's the way home."

"Because it’s the way home."

"Oh!" said Pooh.

"Oh!" said Pooh.

"I think it's more to the right," said Piglet nervously. "What do you think, Pooh?"

"I think it's more to the right," Piglet said nervously. "What do you think, Pooh?"



Pooh looked at his two paws. He knew that one of them was the right, and he knew that when you had decided which one of them was the right, then the other one was the left, but he never could remember how to begin.

Pooh looked at his two paws. He knew that one of them was right, and he understood that once he figured out which one was the right, the other one had to be the left, but he could never remember how to start.

"Well," he said slowly——

"Well," he said slowly—

"Come on," said Rabbit. "I know it's this way."

"Come on," said Rabbit. "I know it's this way."

They went on. Ten minutes later they stopped again.

They continued on. Ten minutes later, they stopped again.

"It's very silly," said Rabbit, "but just for the moment I——Ah, of course. Come on...."

"It's really silly," said Rabbit, "but just for a second I——Ah, right. Let's go...."

"Here we are," said Rabbit ten minutes later. "No, we're not...."

"Here we are," Rabbit said ten minutes later. "No, we're not...."

"Now," said Rabbit ten minutes later, "I think we ought to be getting—or are we a little bit more to the right than I thought?..."

"Now," said Rabbit ten minutes later, "I think we should be heading out—or are we a bit more to the right than I thought?..."

"It's a funny thing," said Rabbit ten minutes later, "how everything looks the same in a mist. Have you noticed it, Pooh?"

"It's funny," Rabbit said ten minutes later, "how everything looks the same in a mist. Have you noticed that, Pooh?"

Pooh said that he had.

Pooh said he did.

"Lucky we know the Forest so well, or we might get lost," said Rabbit half an hour later, and he gave the careless laugh which you give when you know the Forest so well that you can't get lost.

"Lucky we know the Forest so well, or we might get lost," said Rabbit half an hour later, and he let out a casual laugh that you give when you know the Forest so well that there's no chance of getting lost.



Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind.

Piglet quietly approached Pooh from behind.

"Pooh!" he whispered.

"Pooh!" he whispered.

"Yes, Piglet?"

"Yes, Piglet?"

"Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw. "I just wanted to be sure of you."

"Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw. "I just wanted to make sure you're okay."

When Tigger had finished waiting for the others to catch him up, and they hadn't, and when he had got tired of having nobody to say, "I say, come on" to, he thought he would go home. So he trotted back; and the first thing Kanga said when she saw him was "There's a good Tigger. You're just in time for your Strengthening Medicine," and she poured it out for him. Roo said proudly, "I've had mine," and Tigger swallowed his and said, "So have I," and then he and Roo pushed each other about in a friendly way, and Tigger accidentally knocked over one or two chairs by accident, and Roo accidentally knocked over one on purpose, and Kanga said, "Now then, run along."

When Tigger finished waiting for the others to catch up and they still hadn't, and when he got tired of having no one to say, "Come on," to, he decided to go home. So he trotted back, and the first thing Kanga said when she saw him was, "There's a good Tigger. You're just in time for your Strengthening Medicine," and she poured it out for him. Roo proudly said, "I've had mine," and Tigger drank his and replied, "So have I." Then he and Roo playfully pushed each other around, and Tigger accidentally knocked over a couple of chairs, while Roo intentionally knocked one over. Kanga said, "Alright then, run along."

"Where shall we run along to?" asked Roo.

"Where should we run to?" asked Roo.

"You can go and collect some fir-cones for me," said Kanga, giving them a basket.

"You can go and collect some pine cones for me," said Kanga, handing them a basket.



So they went to the Six Pine Trees, and threw fir-cones at each other until they had forgotten what they came for, and they left the basket under the trees and went back to dinner. And it was just as they were finishing dinner that Christopher Robin put his head in at the door.

So they went to the Six Pine Trees and started throwing pine cones at each other until they forgot why they came there in the first place. They left the basket under the trees and headed back for dinner. Just as they were finishing dinner, Christopher Robin popped his head in through the door.

"Where's Pooh?" he asked.

"Where's Pooh?" he inquired.

"Tigger dear, where's Pooh?" said Kanga. Tigger explained what had happened at the same time that Roo was explaining about his Biscuit Cough and Kanga was telling them not both to talk at once, so it was some time before Christopher Robin guessed that Pooh and Piglet and Rabbit were all lost in the mist on the top of the Forest.

"Tigger, honey, where's Pooh?" asked Kanga. Tigger explained what was going on while Roo was sharing about his Biscuit Cough, and Kanga was telling them not to speak all at once. So, it took a while before Christopher Robin realized that Pooh, Piglet, and Rabbit were all lost in the mist at the top of the Forest.

"It's a funny thing about Tiggers," whispered Tigger to Roo, "how Tiggers never get lost."

"It's a funny thing about Tiggers," Tigger whispered to Roo, "how Tiggers never get lost."

"Why don't they, Tigger?"

"Why don't they, Tigger?"

"They just don't," explained Tigger. "That's how it is."

"They really don't," Tigger explained. "That's just the way it is."

"Well," said Christopher Robin, "we shall have to go and find them, that's all. Come on, Tigger."

"Okay," said Christopher Robin, "we need to go find them, that's it. Let's go, Tigger."

"I shall have to go and find them," explained Tigger to Roo.

"I need to go and find them," Tigger told Roo.

"May I find them too?" asked Roo eagerly.

"Can I find them too?" asked Roo excitedly.

"I think not today, dear," said Kanga. "Another day."

"I don’t think so today, sweetheart," said Kanga. "Maybe another day."

"Well, if they're lost tomorrow, may I find them?"

"Well, if they get lost tomorrow, will I find them?"

"We'll see," said Kanga, and Roo, who knew what that meant, went into a corner, and practised jumping out at himself, partly because he wanted to practise this, and partly because he didn't want Christopher Robin and Tigger to think that he minded when they went off without him.

"We'll see," said Kanga, and Roo, who understood what that meant, went to a corner and practiced jumping out at himself, partly because he wanted to get better at it, and partly because he didn't want Christopher Robin and Tigger to think he cared when they left without him.


"The fact is," said Rabbit, "we've missed our way somehow."

"The thing is," said Rabbit, "we've lost our way somehow."

They were having a rest in a small sand-pit on the top of the Forest. Pooh was getting rather tired of that sand-pit, and suspected it of following them about, because whichever direction they started in, they always ended up at it, and each time, as it came through the mist at them, Rabbit said triumphantly, "Now I know where we are!" and Pooh said sadly, "So do I," and Piglet said nothing. He had tried to think of something to say, but the only thing he could think of was, "Help, help!" and it seemed silly to say that, when he had Pooh and Rabbit with him.

They were taking a break in a small sand-pit at the top of the Forest. Pooh was getting pretty tired of that sand-pit and thought it might be following them around because no matter which direction they went, they always ended up back at it. Each time it appeared through the mist, Rabbit would say proudly, "Now I know where we are!" and Pooh would reply sadly, "So do I," while Piglet stayed quiet. He had tried to think of something to say, but the only thing that came to mind was, "Help, help!" and it felt silly to say that when he had Pooh and Rabbit with him.

"Well," said Rabbit, after a long silence in which nobody thanked him for the nice walk they were having, "we'd better get on, I suppose. Which way shall we try?"

"Well," said Rabbit, after a long silence where no one thanked him for the nice walk they were having, "I guess we'd better keep moving. Which way should we go?"

"How would it be," said Pooh slowly, "if, as soon as we're out of sight of this Pit, we try to find it again?"

"How would it be," Pooh said slowly, "if we tried to find this Pit again as soon as we're out of sight of it?"

"What's the good of that?" said Rabbit.

"What's the point of that?" said Rabbit.

"Well," said Pooh, "we keep looking for Home and not finding it, so I thought that if we looked for this Pit, we'd be sure not to find it, which would be a Good Thing, because then we might find something that we weren't looking for, which might be just what we were looking for, really."

"Well," said Pooh, "we've been searching for Home and not finding it, so I thought that if we looked for this Pit, we definitely wouldn’t find it. That would be a Good Thing, because then we might discover something we weren't looking for, which might actually be what we were looking for all along."

"I don't see much sense in that," said Rabbit.

"I don't see much point in that," said Rabbit.

"No," said Pooh humbly, "there isn't. But there was going to be when I began it. It's just that something happened to it on the way."

"No," said Pooh humbly, "there isn't. But there was going to be when I started it. It's just that something happened to it along the way."

"If I walked away from this Pit, and then walked back to it, of course I should find it."

"If I walked away from this Pit and then walked back to it, of course I would find it."

"Well, I thought perhaps you wouldn't," said Pooh. "I just thought."

"Well, I figured maybe you wouldn't," said Pooh. "I just thought."

"Try," said Piglet suddenly. "We'll wait here for you."

"Go ahead," Piglet said out of the blue. "We'll wait here for you."

Rabbit gave a laugh to show how silly Piglet was, and walked into the mist. After he had gone a hundred yards, he turned and walked back again ... and after Pooh and Piglet had waited twenty minutes for him, Pooh got up.

Rabbit laughed to show how silly Piglet was and walked into the mist. After he had gone a hundred yards, he turned and walked back again... and after Pooh and Piglet had waited twenty minutes for him, Pooh got up.

"I just thought," said Pooh. "Now then, Piglet, let's go home."

"I just thought," said Pooh. "Alright, Piglet, let's head home."

"But, Pooh," cried Piglet, all excited, "do you know the way?"

"But, Pooh," Piglet exclaimed, all excited, "do you know the way?"

"No," said Pooh. "But there are twelve pots of honey in my cupboard, and they've been calling to me for hours. I couldn't hear them properly before, because Rabbit would talk, but if nobody says anything except those twelve pots, I think, Piglet, I shall know where they're calling from. Come on."

"No," said Pooh. "But there are twelve pots of honey in my cupboard, and they’ve been calling to me for hours. I couldn’t hear them properly before because Rabbit kept talking, but if nobody says anything except those twelve pots, I think, Piglet, I’ll know where they’re calling from. Come on."

They walked off together; and for a long time Piglet said nothing, so as not to interrupt the pots; and then suddenly he made a squeaky noise ... and an oo-noise ... because now he began to know where he was; but he still didn't dare to say so out loud, in case he wasn't. And just when he was getting so sure of himself that it didn't matter whether the pots went on calling or not, there was a shout from in front of them, and out of the mist came Christopher Robin.

They walked off together, and for a long time, Piglet stayed quiet so he wouldn't interrupt the pots. Then suddenly, he made a squeaky noise... and an oo-noise... because now he was starting to figure out where he was; but he still didn't feel brave enough to say it out loud, just in case he was wrong. Just when he was becoming confident enough that it didn’t matter if the pots kept calling or not, there was a shout ahead of them, and out of the mist came Christopher Robin.



"Oh, there you are," said Christopher Robin carelessly, trying to pretend that he hadn't been Anxious.

"Oh, there you are," said Christopher Robin nonchalantly, trying to act like he hadn't been worried.

"Here we are," said Pooh.

"Here we are," Pooh said.

"Where's Rabbit?"

"Where's the Rabbit?"

"I don't know," said Pooh.

"I don't know," Pooh said.

"Oh—well, I expect Tigger will find him. He's sort of looking for you all."

"Oh, I think Tigger will track him down. He's kind of searching for all of you."

"Well," said Pooh, "I've got to go home for something, and so has Piglet, because we haven't had it yet, and——"

"Well," said Pooh, "I need to head home for something, and so does Piglet, because we haven't had it yet, and——"

"I'll come and watch you," said Christopher Robin.

"I'll come and watch you," Christopher Robin said.



So he went home with Pooh, and watched him for quite a long time ... and all the time he was watching, Tigger was tearing round the Forest making loud yapping noises for Rabbit. And at last a very Small and Sorry Rabbit heard him. And the Small and Sorry Rabbit rushed through the mist at the noise, and it suddenly turned into Tigger; a Friendly Tigger, a Grand Tigger, a Large and Helpful Tigger, a Tigger who bounced, if he bounced at all, in just the beautiful way a Tigger ought to bounce.

So he went home with Pooh and watched him for a long time... and all that time, Tigger was zooming around the Forest making loud barking sounds for Rabbit. Eventually, a very small and sad Rabbit heard him. The small and sad Rabbit hurried through the mist toward the noise, and it suddenly turned into Tigger; a friendly Tigger, a grand Tigger, a large and helpful Tigger, a Tigger who bounced, if he bounced at all, in the perfect way a Tigger should bounce.

"Oh, Tigger, I am glad to see you," cried Rabbit.

"Oh, Tigger, I am so happy to see you," exclaimed Rabbit.



CHAPTER VIII

IN WHICH Piglet Does a Very Grand Thing

IN WHICH Piglet Does a Very Grand Thing

Half way between Pooh's house and Piglet's house was a Thoughtful Spot where they met sometimes when they had decided to go and see each other, and as it was warm and out of the wind they would sit down there for a little and wonder what they would do now that they had seen each other. One day when they had decided not to do anything, Pooh made up a verse about it, so that everybody should know what the place was for.

Halfway between Pooh's house and Piglet's house was a Thoughtful Spot where they sometimes met when they decided to visit each other. Since it was warm and sheltered from the wind, they would sit there for a bit and think about what to do now that they had seen each other. One day, when they decided not to do anything, Pooh came up with a verse about it so that everyone would know what the place was for.

This warm and sunny Spot
Belongs to Pooh.
And here he wonders what
He's going to do.
Oh, bother, I forgot—
It's Piglet's too.

Now one autumn morning when the wind had blown all the leaves off the trees in the night, and was trying to blow the branches off, Pooh and Piglet were sitting in the Thoughtful Spot and wondering.

Now, one autumn morning when the wind had blown all the leaves off the trees overnight and was trying to blow the branches off, Pooh and Piglet were sitting in the Thoughtful Spot and wondering.

"What I think," said Pooh, "is I think we'll go to Pooh Corner and see Eeyore, because perhaps his house has been blown down, and perhaps he'd like us to build it again."

"What I think," said Pooh, "is that we should go to Pooh Corner and visit Eeyore, because maybe his house has been blown down, and maybe he’d like us to help rebuild it."

"What I think," said Piglet, "is I think we'll go and see Christopher Robin, only he won't be there, so we can't."

"What I think," said Piglet, "is that we should go see Christopher Robin, but he won't be there, so we can't."

"Let's go and see everybody," said Pooh. "Because when you've been walking in the wind for miles, and you suddenly go into somebody's house, and he says, 'Hallo, Pooh, you're just in time for a little smackerel of something,' and you are, then it's what I call a Friendly Day."

"Let's go and see everyone," said Pooh. "Because when you've been walking in the wind for miles, and you suddenly step into someone's house, and they say, 'Hey, Pooh, you're just in time for a little snack,' and you are, then that's what I call a Friendly Day."

Piglet thought that they ought to have a Reason for going to see everybody, like Looking for Small or Organizing an Expotition, if Pooh could think of something.

Piglet thought they should have a good reason for visiting everyone, like looking for Small or organizing an expedition, if Pooh could come up with something.

Pooh could.

Pooh can.

"We'll go because it's Thursday," he said, "and we'll go to wish everybody a Very Happy Thursday. Come on, Piglet."

"We'll go because it's Thursday," he said, "and we'll go to wish everyone a Very Happy Thursday. Come on, Piglet."

They got up; and when Piglet had sat down again, because he didn't know the wind was so strong, and had been helped up by Pooh, they started off. They went to Pooh's house first, and luckily Pooh was at home just as they got there, so he asked them in, and they had some, and then they went on to Kanga's house, holding on to each other, and shouting "Isn't it?" and "What?" and "I can't hear." By the time they got to Kanga's house they were so buffeted that they stayed to lunch. Just at first it seemed rather cold outside afterwards, so they pushed on to Rabbit's as quickly as they could.

They got up, and when Piglet sat down again because he didn't realize how strong the wind was, Pooh helped him up, and they started off. They went to Pooh's house first, and luckily, Pooh was home when they arrived, so he invited them in, and they had some food. Then they made their way to Kanga's house, holding on to each other and shouting, "Isn't it?" and "What?" and "I can't hear." By the time they reached Kanga's house, they were so battered by the wind that they decided to stay for lunch. At first, it felt a bit cold outside afterward, so they hurried to Rabbit's as quickly as they could.



"We've come to wish you a Very Happy Thursday," said Pooh, when he had gone in and out once or twice just to make sure that he could get out again.

"We've come to wish you a very happy Thursday," said Pooh, after going in and out a couple of times just to make sure he could get out again.

"Why, what's going to happen on Thursday?" asked Rabbit, and when Pooh had explained, and Rabbit, whose life was made up of Important Things, said, "Oh, I thought you'd really come about something," they sat down for a little ... and by-and-by Pooh and Piglet went on again. The wind was behind them now, so they didn't have to shout.

"What's going to happen on Thursday?" asked Rabbit. After Pooh explained, Rabbit, whose life was all about Important Things, said, "Oh, I thought you were really coming for something," so they sat down for a bit ... and eventually Pooh and Piglet continued on. The wind was at their backs now, so they didn't have to shout.

"Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.

"Rabbit's smart," said Pooh thoughtfully.

"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever."

"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's smart."

"And he has Brain."

"And he has brains."

"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brain."

"Yeah," said Piglet, "Rabbit is smart."

There was a long silence.

There was a long pause.

"I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why he never understands anything."

"I guess," said Pooh, "that's why he never gets anything."

Christopher Robin was at home by this time, because it was the afternoon, and he was so glad to see them that they stayed there until very nearly tea-time, and then they had a Very Nearly tea, which is one you forget about afterwards, and hurried on to Pooh Corner, so as to see Eeyore before it was too late to have a Proper Tea with Owl.

Christopher Robin was home by then, since it was the afternoon, and he was really happy to see them, so they stayed there until almost tea time. Then they had a Very Nearly tea, which is one you forget about later, and rushed over to Pooh Corner to see Eeyore before it was too late for a Proper Tea with Owl.

"Hallo, Eeyore," they called out cheerfully.

"Hey, Eeyore," they called out happily.

"Ah!" said Eeyore. "Lost your way?"

"Ah!" said Eeyore. "Lost your way?"

"We just came to see you," said Piglet. "And to see how your house was. Look, Pooh, it's still standing!"

"We just came to see you," said Piglet. "And to check how your house is doing. Look, Pooh, it's still up!"

"I know," said Eeyore. "Very odd. Somebody ought to have come down and pushed it over."

"I know," said Eeyore. "That's really strange. Someone should have come down and knocked it over."

"We wondered whether the wind would blow it down," said Pooh.

"We wondered if the wind would knock it down," said Pooh.

"Ah, that's why nobody's bothered, I suppose. I thought perhaps they'd forgotten."

"Ah, that's why no one cares, I guess. I thought maybe they just forgot."

"Well, we're very glad to see you, Eeyore, and now we're going on to see Owl."

"Well, we're really happy to see you, Eeyore, and now we're off to see Owl."

"That's right. You'll like Owl. He flew past a day or two ago and noticed me. He didn't actually say anything, mind you, but he knew it was me. Very friendly of him, I thought. Encouraging."

"That's right. You'll like Owl. He flew by a day or two ago and noticed me. He didn't actually say anything, but he knew it was me. Very friendly of him, I thought. Encouraging."

Pooh and Piglet shuffled about a little and said, "Well, good-bye, Eeyore" as lingeringly as they could, but they had a long way to go, and wanted to be getting on.

Pooh and Piglet shuffled around a bit and said, "Well, goodbye, Eeyore," as slowly as they could, but they had a long way to go and wanted to get moving.

"Good-bye," said Eeyore. "Mind you don't get blown away, little Piglet. You'd be missed. People would say 'Where's little Piglet been blown to?'—really wanting to know. Well, good-bye. And thank you for happening to pass me."

"Goodbye," said Eeyore. "Make sure you don’t get blown away, little Piglet. You’d be missed. Everyone would wonder, 'Where did little Piglet get blown to?'—actually wanting to know. Well, goodbye. And thank you for passing by."

"Good-bye," said Pooh and Piglet for the last time, and they pushed on to Owl's house.

"Goodbye," said Pooh and Piglet for the last time, and they continued on to Owl's house.



The wind was against them now, and Piglet's ears streamed behind him like banners as he fought his way along, and it seemed hours before he got them into the shelter of the Hundred Acre Wood and they stood up straight again, to listen, a little nervously, to the roaring of the gale among the tree-tops.

The wind was against them now, and Piglet's ears flapped behind him like flags as he made his way forward, and it felt like hours before he reached the safety of the Hundred Acre Wood. They stood up straight again, listening a bit anxiously to the howling gale in the treetops.



"Supposing a tree fell down, Pooh, when we were underneath it?"

"Imagine if a tree fell on us while we were standing under it, Pooh?"

"Supposing it didn't," said Pooh after careful thought.

"Supposing it didn't," said Pooh after thinking it over.

Piglet was comforted by this, and in a little while they were knocking and ringing very cheerfully at Owl's door.

Piglet felt reassured by this, and soon they were happily knocking and ringing at Owl's door.

"Hallo, Owl," said Pooh. "I hope we're not too late for——I mean, how are you, Owl? Piglet and I just came to see how you were, because it's Thursday."

"Hey, Owl," said Pooh. "I hope we're not too late for——I mean, how are you, Owl? Piglet and I just came to check on you since it's Thursday."

"Sit down, Pooh, sit down, Piglet," said Owl kindly. "Make yourselves comfortable."

"Take a seat, Pooh, take a seat, Piglet," said Owl warmly. "Get comfortable."

They thanked him, and made themselves as comfortable as they could.

They thanked him and tried to make themselves as comfortable as possible.

"Because, you see, Owl," said Pooh, "we've been hurrying, so as to be in time for—so as to see you before we went away again."

"Because, you see, Owl," said Pooh, "we've been rushing to make sure we could see you before we left again."

Owl nodded solemnly.

Owl nodded seriously.

"Correct me if I am wrong," he said, "but am I right in supposing that it is a very Blusterous day outside?"

"Correct me if I’m wrong,” he said, “but am I right in thinking it’s a really stormy day outside?”

"Very," said Piglet, who was quietly thawing his ears, and wishing that he was safely back in his own house.

"Very," said Piglet, who was quietly warming up his ears, wishing he was safely back in his own house.

"I thought so," said Owl. "It was on just such a blusterous day as this that my Uncle Robert, a portrait of whom you see upon the wall on your right, Piglet, while returning in the late forenoon from a——What's that?"

"I thought so," said Owl. "It was on a blustery day like this that my Uncle Robert, whose portrait you see on the wall to your right, Piglet, was returning in the late morning from a——What's that?"

There was a loud cracking noise.

There was a loud bang.

"Look out!" cried Pooh. "Mind the clock! Out of the way, Piglet! Piglet, I'm falling on you!"

"Watch out!" shouted Pooh. "Watch the clock! Get out of the way, Piglet! Piglet, I'm going to fall on you!"

"Help!" cried Piglet.

"Help!" shouted Piglet.



Pooh's side of the room was slowly tilting upwards and his chair began sliding down on Piglet's. The clock slithered gently along the mantelpiece, collecting vases on the way, until they all crashed together on to what had once been the floor, but was now trying to see what it looked like as a wall. Uncle Robert, who was going to be the new hearth-rug, and was bringing the rest of his wall with him as carpet, met Piglet's chair just as Piglet was expecting to leave it, and for a little while it became very difficult to remember which was really the north. Then there was another loud crack ... Owl's room collected itself feverishly ... and there was silence.

Pooh's side of the room was slowly tilting upward, and his chair started sliding onto Piglet's. The clock crept gently along the mantel, knocking over vases along the way, until they all crashed together onto what used to be the floor but was now trying to figure out how it would look as a wall. Uncle Robert, who was going to be the new rug for the hearth and was dragging the rest of his wall along as carpet, collided with Piglet's chair just as Piglet was about to get up, making it hard for a moment to remember which direction was actually north. Then there was another loud crack ... Owl's room frantically straightened up ... and there was silence.


In a corner of the room, the tablecloth began to wriggle.

In a corner of the room, the tablecloth started to wiggle.



Then it wrapped itself into a ball and rolled across the room.

Then it curled up into a ball and rolled across the room.



Then it jumped up and down once or twice, and put out two ears. It rolled across the room again, and unwound itself.

Then it jumped up and down a couple of times and sprouted two ears. It rolled across the room again and unfurled itself.



"Pooh," said Piglet nervously.

"Pooh," Piglet said nervously.

"Yes?" said one of the chairs.

"Yes?" said one of the chairs.

"Where are we?"

"Where are we now?"

"I'm not quite sure," said the chair.

"I'm not really sure," said the chair.

"Are we—are we in Owl's House?"

"Are we—are we at Owl's House?"

"I think so, because we were just going to have tea, and we hadn't had it."

"I think so, because we were just about to have tea, and we still haven't had it."

"Oh!" said Piglet. "Well, did Owl always have a letter-box in his ceiling?"

"Oh!" said Piglet. "So, did Owl always have a mailbox in his ceiling?"

"Has he?"

"Did he?"

"Yes, look."

"Yeah, check this out."

"I can't," said Pooh. "I'm face downwards under something, and that, Piglet, is a very bad position for looking at ceilings."

"I can't," said Pooh. "I'm face down under something, and that, Piglet, is a really bad position for looking at ceilings."

"Well, he has, Pooh."

"Well, he has, Pooh."

"Perhaps he's changed it," said Pooh. "Just for a change."

"Maybe he changed it," said Pooh. "Just to mix things up."

There was a disturbance behind the table in the other corner of the room, and Owl was with them again.

There was a commotion behind the table in the other corner of the room, and Owl was there with them again.



"Ah, Piglet," said Owl, looking very much annoyed; "where's Pooh?"

"Hey, Piglet," said Owl, looking quite annoyed; "where's Pooh?"

"I'm not quite sure," said Pooh.

"I'm not really sure," said Pooh.

Owl turned at his voice, and frowned at as much of Pooh as he could see.

Owl turned at his voice and frowned at whatever part of Pooh he could see.

"Pooh," said Owl severely, "did you do that?"

"Pooh," Owl said sternly, "did you do that?"

"No," said Pooh humbly. "I don't think so."

"No," said Pooh humbly. "I don't think so."

"Then who did?"

"Then who did it?"

"I think it was the wind," said Piglet. "I think your house has blown down."

"I think it was the wind," said Piglet. "I think your house got blown down."

"Oh, is that it? I thought it was Pooh."

"Oh, is that it? I thought it was Pooh."

"No," said Pooh.

"No," Pooh replied.

"If it was the wind," said Owl, considering the matter, "then it wasn't Pooh's fault. No blame can be attached to him." With these kind words he flew up to look at his new ceiling.

"If it was the wind," said Owl, thinking it over, "then it wasn't Pooh's fault. He can't be blamed for it." With those kind words, he flew up to check out his new ceiling.

"Piglet!" called Pooh in a loud whisper.

"Piglet!" called Pooh in a loud whisper.

Piglet leant down to him.

Piglet leaned down to him.

"Yes, Pooh?"

"Yes, Pooh?"

"What did he say was attached to me?"

"What did he say was connected to me?"

"He said he didn't blame you."

"He said he didn't hold you responsible."

"Oh! I thought he meant—Oh, I see."

"Oh! I thought he meant—Oh, I get it."

"Owl," said Piglet, "come down and help Pooh."

"Owl," Piglet said, "come down and help Pooh."

Owl, who was admiring his letter-box, flew down again. Together they pushed and pulled at the arm-chair, and in a little while Pooh came out from underneath, and was able to look round him again.

Owl, who was admiring his mailbox, flew down again. Together they pushed and pulled at the armchair, and after a little while, Pooh came out from underneath and was able to look around him again.

"Well!" said Owl. "This is a nice state of things!"

"Well!" said Owl. "This is a nice situation!"

"What are we going to do, Pooh? Can you think of anything?" asked Piglet.

"What are we going to do, Pooh? Can you think of anything?" asked Piglet.

"Well, I had just thought of something," said Pooh. "It was just a little thing I thought of." And he began to sing:

"Well, I just thought of something," said Pooh. "It was just a small thing I thought of." And he started to sing:

I lay on my chest
And I thought it best
To pretend I was having an evening rest;
I lay on my tum
And I tried to hum
But nothing particular seemed to come.
My face was flat
On the floor, and that
Is all very well for an acrobat;
But it doesn't seem fair
To a Friendly Bear
To stiffen him out with a basket-chair.
And a sort of sqoze
Which grows and grows
Is not too nice for his poor old nose,
And a sort of squch
Is much too much
For his neck and his mouth and his ears and such.

"That was all," said Pooh.

"That's all," said Pooh.

Owl coughed in an unadmiring sort of way, and said that, if Pooh was sure that was all, they could now give their minds to the Problem of Escape.

Owl coughed in a not-so-impressed way and said that, if Pooh was sure that was everything, they could now focus on the Problem of Escape.

"Because," said Owl, "we can't go out by what used to be the front door. Something's fallen on it."

"Because," said Owl, "we can't go out through what used to be the front door. Something's fallen on it."

"But how else can you go out?" asked Piglet anxiously.

"But how else can you go out?" Piglet asked nervously.

"That is the Problem, Piglet, to which I am asking Pooh to give his mind."

"That’s the problem, Piglet, that I’m asking Pooh to think about."

Pooh sat on the floor which had once been a wall, and gazed up at the ceiling which had once been another wall, with a front door in it which had once been a front door, and tried to give his mind to it.

Pooh sat on the floor that used to be a wall and looked up at the ceiling that used to be another wall, which had a front door in it that used to be a front door, and tried to focus his thoughts on it.

"Could you fly up to the letter-box with Piglet on your back?" he asked.

"Can you fly up to the mailbox with Piglet on your back?" he asked.

"No," said Piglet quickly. "He couldn't."

"No," Piglet said quickly. "He couldn't."

Owl explained about the Necessary Dorsal Muscles. He had explained this to Pooh and Christopher Robin once before, and had been waiting ever since for a chance to do it again, because it is a thing which you can easily explain twice before anybody knows what you are talking about.

Owl talked about the Important Back Muscles. He had told this to Pooh and Christopher Robin once before and had been waiting for another chance to explain it again, because it’s something you can easily explain twice before anyone understands what you’re talking about.

"Because you see, Owl, if we could get Piglet into the letter-box, he might squeeze through the place where the letters come, and climb down the tree and run for help."

"Because you see, Owl, if we could get Piglet into the mailbox, he might squeeze through the spot where the letters come in, climb down the tree, and run for help."

Piglet said hurriedly that he had been getting bigger lately, and couldn't possibly, much as he would like to, and Owl said that he had had his letter-box made bigger lately in case he got bigger letters, so perhaps Piglet might, and Piglet said, "But you said the necessary you-know-whats wouldn't," and Owl said, "No, they won't, so it's no good thinking about it," and Piglet said "Then we'd better think of something else," and began to at once.

Piglet quickly mentioned that he had been growing lately and couldn't possibly, even though he would really like to, and Owl said that he had made his mailbox bigger recently in case he received larger letters, so maybe Piglet might. Piglet replied, "But you said the necessary you-know-whats wouldn't," and Owl responded, "No, they won't, so it's no use dwelling on it," and Piglet said, "Then we should think of something else," and immediately started to do so.

But Pooh's mind had gone back to the day when he had saved Piglet from the flood, and everybody had admired him so much; and as that didn't often happen he thought he would like it to happen again. And suddenly, just as it had come before, an idea came to him.

But Pooh's mind drifted back to the day he saved Piglet from the flood, and everyone had praised him so much; since that didn't happen often, he thought he would like it to happen again. And suddenly, just like before, an idea popped into his head.

"Owl," said Pooh, "I have thought of something."

"Owl," said Pooh, "I just had an idea."

"Astute and Helpful Bear," said Owl.

"Smart and Helpful Bear," said Owl.

Pooh looked proud at being called a stout and helpful bear, and said modestly that he just happened to think of it. You tied a piece of string to Piglet, and you flew up to the letter-box with the other end in your beak, and you pushed it through the wire and brought it down to the floor, and you and Pooh pulled hard at this end, and Piglet went slowly up at the other end. And there you were.

Pooh looked pleased to be called a stout and helpful bear and said modestly that it just came to mind. You tied a piece of string to Piglet, flew up to the mailbox with the other end in your beak, pushed it through the wire, and brought it down to the floor. Then you and Pooh pulled hard on this end, and Piglet slowly went up on the other end. And there you were.

"And there Piglet is," said Owl. "If the string doesn't break."

"And there’s Piglet," said Owl. "If the string doesn’t snap."

"Supposing it does?" asked Piglet, wanting to know.

"What's if it does?" asked Piglet, curious to find out.

"Then we try another piece of string."

Then we try another piece of string.

This was not very comforting to Piglet, because however many pieces of string they tried pulling up with, it would always be the same him coming down; but still, it did seem the only thing to do. So with one last look back in his mind at all the happy hours he had spent in the Forest not being pulled up to the ceiling by a piece of string, Piglet nodded bravely at Pooh and said that it was a Very Clever pup-pup-pup Clever pup-pup Plan.

This didn't really reassure Piglet because no matter how many pieces of string they tried to use, it would always end with him coming down the same way. Still, it seemed like the only option. So, with one last mental glance back at all the happy times he had in the Forest not being pulled up to the ceiling by a piece of string, Piglet bravely nodded at Pooh and said that it was a Very Clever pup-pup-pup Clever pup-pup Plan.

"It won't break," whispered Pooh comfortingly, "because you're a Small Animal, and I'll stand underneath, and if you save us all, it will be a Very Grand Thing to talk about afterwards, and perhaps I'll make up a Song, and people will say 'It was so grand what Piglet did that a Respectful Pooh Song was made about it."

"It won't break," whispered Pooh reassuringly, "because you're a small animal, and I'll be right underneath. If you save us all, it will be something really great to talk about later, and maybe I'll write a song about it. People will say, 'What Piglet did was so amazing that a respectful Pooh song was made about it.'"



Piglet felt much better after this, and when everything was ready, and he found himself slowly going up to the ceiling, he was so proud that he would have called out "Look at me!" if he hadn't been afraid that Pooh and Owl would let go of their end of the string and look at him.

Piglet felt a lot better after this, and when everything was set, and he saw himself slowly rising to the ceiling, he was so proud that he would have shouted "Look at me!" if he hadn't been worried that Pooh and Owl would let go of their end of the string and turn to look at him.

"Up we go!" said Pooh cheerfully.

"Up we go!" Pooh said happily.



"The ascent is proceeding as expected," said Owl helpfully. Soon it was over. Piglet opened the letter-box and climbed in. Then, having untied himself, he began to squeeze into the slit, through which in the old days when front doors were front doors, many an unexpected letter that WOL had written to himself, had come slipping.

"The climb is going as planned," said Owl, helpfully. Soon, it was over. Piglet opened the letterbox and climbed in. Then, after untying himself, he started to squeeze through the slit, where, back when front doors were actually front doors, many surprising letters that WOL had written to himself had slipped through.



He squeezed and he squoze, and then with one last sqooze he was out. Happy and excited he turned round to squeak a last message to the prisoners.

He squeezed and he squoze, and then with one last sqooze he was out. Happy and excited, he turned around to squeak a final message to the prisoners.



"It's all right," he called through the letter-box. "Your tree is blown right over, Owl, and there's a branch across the door, but Christopher Robin and I can move it, and we'll bring a rope for Pooh, and I'll go and tell him now, and I can climb down quite easily, I mean it's dangerous but I can do it all right, and Christopher Robin and I will be back in about half-an-hour. Good-bye, Pooh!" And without waiting to hear Pooh's answering "Good-bye, and thank you, Piglet," he was off.

"It's okay," he shouted through the letterbox. "Your tree is completely knocked over, Owl, and there's a branch in front of the door, but Christopher Robin and I can clear it, and we'll bring a rope for Pooh. I’ll go tell him now, and I can climb down pretty easily. It's risky, but I can handle it, and Christopher Robin and I will be back in about half an hour. Bye, Pooh!" And without waiting for Pooh's reply of "Thanks, Piglet," he was on his way.



"Half-an-hour," said Owl, settling himself comfortably. "That will just give me time to finish that story I was telling you about my Uncle Robert—a portrait of whom you see underneath you. Now let me see, where was I? Oh, yes. It was on just such a blusterous day as this that my Uncle Robert——"

"Half an hour," said Owl, getting comfortable. "That should be just enough time for me to finish that story I was telling you about my Uncle Robert—a portrait of whom you see below you. Now, let me think, where was I? Oh, right. It was on just such a blustery day as this that my Uncle Robert——"

Pooh closed his eyes.

Pooh shut his eyes.


CHAPTER IX

IN WHICH Eeyore Finds the Wolery and Owl Moves Into It

IN WHICH Eeyore Finds the Wolery and Owl Moves Into It

Pooh had wandered into the Hundred Acre Wood, and was standing in front of what had once been Owl's House. It didn't look at all like a house now; it looked like a tree which had been blown down; and as soon as a house looks like that, it is time you tried to find another one. Pooh had had a Mysterious Missage underneath his front door that morning, saying, "I AM SCERCHING FOR A NEW HOUSE FOR OWL SO HAD YOU RABBIT," and while he was wondering what it meant, Rabbit had come in and read it for him.

Pooh had wandered into the Hundred Acre Wood and was standing in front of what used to be Owl's House. It didn’t look like a house anymore; it looked like a tree that had fallen over. Once a house starts looking like that, it’s time to look for a new one. That morning, Pooh found a mysterious message under his front door that said, "I AM SEARCHING FOR A NEW HOUSE FOR OWL SO HAD YOU RABBIT," and while he was trying to figure out what it meant, Rabbit came in and read it to him.

"I'm leaving one for all the others," said Rabbit, "and telling them what it means, and they'll all search too. I'm in a hurry, good-bye." And he had run off.

"I'm leaving one for everyone else," said Rabbit, "and I’ll explain what it means, and they’ll all search too. I’m in a hurry, goodbye." And he had run off.

Pooh followed slowly. He had something better to do than to find a new house for Owl; he had to make up a Pooh song about the old one. Because he had promised Piglet days and days ago that he would, and whenever he and Piglet had met since, Piglet didn't actually say anything, but you knew at once why he didn't; and if anybody mentioned Hums or Trees or String or Storms-in-the-Night, Piglet's nose went all pink at the tip and he talked about something quite different in a hurried sort of way.

Pooh followed slowly. He had something better to do than find a new house for Owl; he needed to come up with a Pooh song about the old one. He had promised Piglet days ago that he would, and whenever he and Piglet met since then, Piglet didn’t say anything, but you could tell right away why he didn’t; and if anyone mentioned Hums or Trees or String or Storms-in-the-Night, Piglet’s nose would turn all pink at the tip and he’d hurriedly change the subject to something completely different.



"But it isn't Easy," said Pooh to himself, as he looked at what had once been Owl's House. "Because Poetry and Hums aren't things which you get, they're things which get you. And all you can do is to go where they can find you."

"But it's not easy," Pooh said to himself, as he looked at what used to be Owl's House. "Because poetry and hums aren't things you just get; they're things that get you. And all you can do is go where they can find you."

He waited hopefully....

He waited with hope....

"Well," said Pooh after a long wait, "I shall begin 'Here lies a tree' because it does, and then I'll see what happens."

"Well," said Pooh after a long pause, "I’ll start with 'Here lies a tree' because that’s what it is, and then I’ll figure out what to do next."

This is what happened.

This is what went down.

Here lies a tree which Owl (a bird)
Was fond of when it stood on end,
And Owl was talking to a friend
Called Me (in case you hadn't heard)
When something Oo occurred.
For lo! the wind was blusterous
And flattened out his favourite tree;
And things looked bad for him and we—
Looked bad, I mean, for he and us—
I've never known them wuss.
Then Piglet (PIGLET) thought a thing:
"Courage!" he said. "There's always hope.
I want a thinnish piece of rope.
Or, if there isn't any bring
A thickish piece of string."
So to the letter-box he rose,
While Pooh and Owl said "Oh!" and "Hum!"
And where the letters always come
(Called "LETTERS ONLY") Piglet sqoze
His head and then his toes.
O gallant Piglet (PIGLET)! Ho!
Did Piglet tremble? Did he blinch?
No, No, he struggled inch by inch
Through LETTERS ONLY, as I know
Because I saw him go.
He ran and ran, and then he stood
And shouted, "Help for Owl, a bird
And Pooh, a bear!" until he heard
The others coming through the wood
As quickly as they could.
"Help-help and Rescue!" Piglet cried
And showed the others where to go.
Sing ho! for Piglet (PIGLET) ho
And soon the door was opened wide
And we were both outside!
Sing ho! for Piglet, ho!
Ho!

"So there it is," said Pooh, when he had sung this to himself three times. "It's come different from what I thought it would, but it's come. Now I must go and sing it to Piglet."

"So here it is," said Pooh, after he had sung this to himself three times. "It turned out differently than I expected, but it’s here. Now I need to go sing it to Piglet."

I AM SCERCHING FOR A NEW HOUSE FOR OWL SO HAD YOU RABBIT.

I AM SEARCHING FOR A NEW HOUSE FOR OWL SO HAD YOU RABBIT.

"What's all this?" said Eeyore.

"What’s going on?" said Eeyore.

Rabbit explained.

Rabbit explained.

"What's the matter with his old house?" asked Eeyore.

"What's wrong with his old house?" asked Eeyore.

Rabbit explained.

Rabbit explained.

"Nobody tells me," said Eeyore. "Nobody keeps me Informed. I make it seventeen days come Friday since anybody spoke to me."

"Nobody tells me," said Eeyore. "Nobody keeps me in the loop. It’s been seventeen days until Friday since anyone talked to me."

"It certainly isn't seventeen days——"

"It definitely isn't seventeen days——"

"Come Friday," explained Eeyore.

"Come Friday," Eeyore said.

"And today's Saturday," said Rabbit. "So that would make it eleven days. And I was here myself a week ago."

"And it's Saturday today," said Rabbit. "So that means it's been eleven days. I was here myself a week ago."

"Not conversing," said Eeyore. "Not first one and then the other. You said 'Hallo' and Flashed Past. I saw your tail in the distance as I was meditating my reply. I had thought of saying 'What?'—but, of course, it was then too late."

"Not talking," said Eeyore. "Not one before the other. You said 'Hello' and rushed by. I saw your tail in the distance while I was thinking about my response. I had thought about saying 'What?'—but, of course, by then it was too late."

"Well, I was in a hurry."

"Well, I was in a rush."

"No Give and Take," Eeyore went on. "No Exchange of Thought: 'Hallo—What'——I mean, it gets you nowhere, particularly if the other person's tail is only just in sight for the second half of the conversation."

"No Give and Take," Eeyore continued. "No Exchange of Thought: 'Hey—What'——I mean, it gets you nowhere, especially if the other person's tail is only just visible for the second half of the conversation."

"It's your fault, Eeyore. You've never been to see any of us. You just stay here in this one corner of the Forest waiting for the others to come to you. Why don't you go to them sometimes?"

"It's your fault, Eeyore. You've never come to see any of us. You just hang out here in this one corner of the Forest waiting for the others to come to you. Why don't you go to them sometimes?"

Eeyore was silent for a little while, thinking.

Eeyore was quiet for a moment, deep in thought.

"There may be something in what you say, Rabbit," he said at last. "I must move about more. I must come and go."

"There might be some truth in what you're saying, Rabbit," he finally said. "I need to get out more. I need to come and go."

"That's right, Eeyore. Drop in on any of us at any time, when you feel like it."

"That's right, Eeyore. Feel free to stop by any of us anytime you want."

"Thank-you, Rabbit. And if anybody says in a Loud Voice 'Bother, it's Eeyore,' I can drop out again."

"Thanks, Rabbit. And if anyone shouts, 'Bother, it's Eeyore,' I can just leave again."

Rabbit stood on one leg for a moment.

Rabbit stood on one leg for a moment.

"Well," he said, "I must be going."

"Well," he said, "I have to get going."

"Good-bye," said Eeyore.

"Goodbye," said Eeyore.

"What? Oh, good-bye. And if you do come across a house for Owl, you must let us know."

"What? Oh, goodbye. And if you happen to find a house for Owl, you have to let us know."

"I will give my mind to it," said Eeyore.

"I'll think about it," said Eeyore.

Rabbit went.

Rabbit left.


Pooh had found Piglet, and they were walking back to the Hundred Acre Wood together.

Pooh had found Piglet, and they were walking back to the Hundred Acre Wood together.

"Piglet," said Pooh a little shyly, after they had walked for some time without saying anything.

"Piglet," Pooh said a bit shyly after they had walked for a while without speaking.

"Yes, Pooh?"

"Yeah, Pooh?"

"Do you remember when I said that a Respectful Pooh Song might be written about You Know What?"

"Do you remember when I said that a Respectful Pooh Song could be written about You Know What?"

"Did you, Pooh?" said Piglet, getting a little pink round the nose. "Oh, yes, I believe you did."

"Did you, Pooh?" Piglet said, getting a bit pink around the nose. "Oh, yes, I think you did."

"It's been written, Piglet."

"It's been written, Piglet."

The pink went slowly up Piglet's nose to his ears, and settled there.

The pink gradually moved up Piglet's nose to his ears and stayed there.

"Has it, Pooh?" he asked huskily. "About—about——That Time When?——Do you mean really written?"

"Has it, Pooh?" he asked in a low voice. "About—about—That Time When?—Do you really mean it's actually written?"

"Yes, Piglet."

"Yep, Piglet."

The tips of Piglet's ears glowed suddenly, and he tried to say something; but even after he had husked once or twice, nothing came out. So Pooh went on.

The tips of Piglet's ears suddenly lit up, and he tried to say something; but even after he stammered a bit, nothing came out. So Pooh continued.



"There are seven verses in it."

"There are seven verses in it."

"Seven?" said Piglet as carelessly as he could. "You don't often get seven verses in a Hum, do you, Pooh?"

"Seven?" said Piglet as casually as he could. "You don’t usually get seven verses in a Hum, do you, Pooh?"

"Never," said Pooh, "I don't suppose it's ever been heard of before."

"Never," said Pooh, "I don't think it's ever been heard of before."

"Do the Others know yet?" asked Piglet, stopping for a moment to pick up a stick and throw it away.

"Do the others know yet?" asked Piglet, pausing for a moment to pick up a stick and toss it aside.

"No," said Pooh. "And I wondered which you would like best. For me to hum it now, or to wait till we find the others, and then hum it to all of you."

"No," said Pooh. "I was just wondering which you would prefer. Should I hum it now, or wait until we find the others and then hum it for all of you?"

Piglet thought for a little.

Piglet thought for a moment.

"I think what I'd like best, Pooh, is I'd like you to hum it to me now—and—and then to hum it to all of us. Because then Everybody would hear it, but I could say 'Oh, yes, Pooh's told me,' and pretend not to be listening."

"I think what I’d like the most, Pooh, is for you to hum it to me now—and—and then to hum it for all of us. Because then everyone would hear it, but I could say 'Oh, yes, Pooh's told me,' and pretend I'm not really listening."

So Pooh hummed it to him, all the seven verses and Piglet said nothing, but just stood and glowed. Never before had anyone sung ho for Piglet (PIGLET) ho all by himself. When it was over, he wanted to ask for one of the verses over again, but didn't quite like to. It was the verse beginning "O gallant Piglet," and it seemed to him a very thoughtful way of beginning a piece of poetry.

So Pooh hummed it to him, all seven verses, and Piglet said nothing, just standing there and beaming. Never before had anyone sung a special song just for Piglet. When it ended, he wanted to ask to hear one of the verses again but felt a bit shy about it. It was the verse starting with "O gallant Piglet," and he thought it was a really nice way to start a poem.

"Did I really do all that?" he said at last.

"Did I really do all that?" he finally said.

"Well," said Pooh, "in poetry—in a piece of poetry—well, you did it, Piglet, because the poetry says you did. And that's how people know."

"Well," said Pooh, "in poetry—in a poem—well, you did it, Piglet, because the poem says you did. And that's how people know."

"Oh!" said Piglet. "Because I—I thought I did blinch a little. Just at first. And it says, 'Did he blinch no no.' That's why."

"Oh!" said Piglet. "Because I—I thought I flinched a little. Just at first. And it says, 'Did he flinch? No, no.' That's why."

"You only blinched inside," said Pooh, "and that's the bravest way for a Very Small Animal not to blinch that there is."

"You only flinched inside," said Pooh, "and that's the bravest way for a Very Small Animal not to flinch at all."

Piglet sighed with happiness, and began to think about himself. He was BRAVE....

Piglet sighed with happiness and started to think about himself. He was BRAVE....



When they got to Owl's old house, they found everybody else there except Eeyore. Christopher Robin was telling them what to do, and Rabbit was telling them again directly afterwards, in case they hadn't heard, and then they were all doing it. They had got a rope and were pulling Owl's chairs and pictures and things out of his old house so as to be ready to put them into his new one. Kanga was down below tying the things on, and calling out to Owl, "You won't want this dirty old dish-cloth any more, will you, and what about this carpet, it's all in holes," and Owl was calling back indignantly, "Of course I do! It's just a question of arranging the furniture properly, and it isn't a dish-cloth, it's my shawl." Every now and then Roo fell in and came back on the rope with the next article, which flustered Kanga a little because she never knew where to look for him. So she got cross with Owl and said that his house was a Disgrace, all damp and dirty, and it was quite time it did tumble down. Look at that horrid bunch of toadstools growing out of the floor there! So Owl looked down, a little surprised because he didn't know about this, and then gave a short sarcastic laugh, and explained that that was his sponge, and that if people didn't know a perfectly ordinary bath-sponge when they saw it, things were coming to a pretty pass. "Well!" said Kanga, and Roo fell in quickly, crying, "I must see Owl's sponge! Oh, there it is! Oh, Owl! Owl, it isn't a sponge, it's a spudge! Do you know what a spudge is, Owl? It's when your sponge gets all——" and Kanga said, "Roo, dear!" very quickly, because that's not the way to talk to anybody who can spell TUESDAY.

When they arrived at Owl's old house, everyone was there except Eeyore. Christopher Robin was giving instructions, and Rabbit was repeating them right after, just in case anyone missed it, and then they all got to work. They had a rope and were pulling Owl's chairs, pictures, and other things out of his old house to get ready to move them into the new one. Kanga was down below tying the items on, calling out to Owl, "You won’t need this dirty old dishcloth anymore, will you? And what about this carpet? It’s full of holes," and Owl was indignantly replying, "Of course I do! It’s just a matter of arranging the furniture properly, and it’s not a dishcloth, it’s my shawl." Every now and then, Roo would tumble in and come back with the next item on the rope, which frustrated Kanga because she never knew where to look for him. So, she got annoyed with Owl and said that his house was a disgrace, all damp and dirty, and it was definitely time for it to fall down. "Look at that awful bunch of toadstools growing out of the floor!" So Owl looked down, a bit surprised because he didn’t know about that, and then let out a short sarcastic laugh, explaining that it was his sponge, and if people didn’t recognize a perfectly normal bath sponge when they saw it, things were getting pretty bad. "Well!" said Kanga, and Roo quickly fell in, exclaiming, "I must see Owl's sponge! Oh, there it is! Oh, Owl! Owl, it isn’t a sponge; it’s a spudge! Do you know what a spudge is, Owl? It’s when your sponge gets all——" and Kanga quickly interrupted, "Roo, dear!" because that’s not how to talk to someone who can spell TUESDAY.



But they were all quite happy when Pooh and Piglet came along, and they stopped working in order to have a little rest and listen to Pooh's new song. So then they all told Pooh how good it was, and Piglet said carelessly, "It is good, isn't it? I mean as a song."

But everyone was really happy when Pooh and Piglet showed up, and they took a break from working to relax and listen to Pooh's new song. Then they all told Pooh how great it was, and Piglet said casually, "It is good, right? I mean as a song."



"And what about the new house?" asked Pooh. "Have you found it, Owl?"

"And what about the new house?" Pooh asked. "Have you found it, Owl?"

"He's found a name for it," said Christopher Robin, lazily nibbling at a piece of grass, "so now all he wants is the house."

"He's found a name for it," said Christopher Robin, casually munching on a piece of grass, "so now all he wants is the house."



"I am calling it this," said Owl importantly, and he showed them what he had been making. It was a square piece of board with the name of the house painted on it.

"I’m calling it this," said Owl seriously, and he showed them what he had been working on. It was a square piece of wood with the name of the house painted on it.

THE WOLERY

THE WOLERY

It was at this exciting moment that something came through the trees, and bumped into Owl. The board fell to the ground, and Piglet and Roo bent over it eagerly.

It was at this thrilling moment that something came through the trees and bumped into Owl. The board dropped to the ground, and Piglet and Roo bent over it eagerly.

"Oh, it's you," said Owl crossly.

"Oh, it's you," said Owl angrily.

"Hallo, Eeyore!" said Rabbit. "There you are! Where have you been?" Eeyore took no notice of them.

"Hey, Eeyore!" said Rabbit. "There you are! Where have you been?" Eeyore ignored them.

"Good morning, Christopher Robin," he said, brushing away Roo and Piglet, and sitting down on THE WOLERY. "Are we alone?"

"Good morning, Christopher Robin," he said, pushing aside Roo and Piglet, and sitting down on THE WOLERY. "Are we alone?"



"Yes," said Christopher Robin, smiling to himself.

"Yeah," said Christopher Robin, smiling to himself.

"I have been told—the news has worked through to my corner of the Forest—the damp bit down on the right which nobody wants—that a certain Person is looking for a house. I have found one for him."

"I've heard—news has reached my part of the Forest—the damp area on the right that no one wants—that a certain person is looking for a house. I've found one for him."

"Ah, well done," said Rabbit kindly.

"Ah, good job," said Rabbit kindly.

Eeyore looked round slowly at him, and then turned back to Christopher Robin.

Eeyore slowly turned to look at him and then turned back to Christopher Robin.

"We have been joined by something," he said in a loud whisper. "But no matter. We can leave it behind. If you will come with me, Christopher Robin, I will show you the house."

"We've been joined by something," he said in a loud whisper. "But it's okay. We can leave it behind. If you come with me, Christopher Robin, I'll show you the house."

Christopher Robin jumped up.

Christopher Robin jumped up.

"Come on, Pooh," he said.

"Come on, Pooh," he said.

"Come on, Tigger!" cried Roo.

"Let's go, Tigger!" cried Roo.

"Shall we go, Owl?" said Rabbit.

"Shall we head out, Owl?" said Rabbit.

"Wait a moment," said Owl, picking up his notice-board, which had just come into sight again.

"Wait a second," said Owl, picking up his notice-board, which had just come into view again.

Eeyore waved them back.

Eeyore waved them over.

"Christopher Robin and I are going for a Short Walk," he said, "not a Jostle. If he likes to bring Pooh and Piglet with him, I shall be glad of their company, but one must be able to Breathe."

"Christopher Robin and I are going for a short walk," he said, "not a jostle. If he wants to bring Pooh and Piglet along, I’d be happy for their company, but one needs to be able to breathe."

"That's all right," said Rabbit, rather glad to be left in charge of something. "We'll go on getting the things out. Now then, Tigger, where's that rope? What's the matter, Owl?"

"That's fine," said Rabbit, feeling pretty happy to be in charge of something. "We'll keep unpacking the stuff. So, Tigger, where's that rope? What's wrong, Owl?"

Owl, who had just discovered that his new address was THE SMUDGE, coughed at Eeyore sternly, but said nothing, and Eeyore, with most of THE WOLERY behind him, marched off with his friends.

Owl, who had just found out that his new address was THE SMUDGE, cleared his throat at Eeyore in a stern manner but didn’t say anything, and Eeyore, with most of THE WOLERY behind him, walked away with his friends.

So, in a little while, they came to the house which Eeyore had found, and for some minutes before they came to it, Piglet was nudging Pooh, and Pooh was nudging Piglet, and they were saying, "It is!" and "It can't be!" and "It is, really!" to each other.

So, after a bit, they arrived at the house Eeyore had discovered, and for a few minutes before they got there, Piglet was poking Pooh, and Pooh was poking Piglet, and they kept saying, "It is!" and "It can't be!" and "It is, really!" to one another.

And when they got there, it really was.

And when they arrived, it truly was.

"There!" said Eeyore proudly, stopping them outside Piglet's house. "And the name on it, and everything!"

"There!" said Eeyore proudly, stopping them outside Piglet's house. "And the name on it, and everything!"

"Oh!" cried Christopher Robin, wondering whether to laugh or what.

"Oh!" exclaimed Christopher Robin, unsure whether to laugh or not.

"Just the house for Owl. Don't you think so, little Piglet?"

"Isn't this the perfect house for Owl? What do you think, little Piglet?"



And then Piglet did a Noble Thing, and he did it in a sort of dream, while he was thinking of all the wonderful words Pooh had hummed about him.

And then Piglet did a noble thing, and he did it almost like a dream, while he was thinking about all the wonderful words Pooh had hummed about him.

"Yes, it's just the house for Owl," he said grandly. "And I hope he'll be very happy in it." And then he gulped twice, because he had been very happy in it himself.

"Yes, it's just the right house for Owl," he said proudly. "And I hope he'll be really happy in it." Then he swallowed hard twice, because he had been very happy in it himself.

"What do you think, Christopher Robin?" asked Eeyore a little anxiously, feeling that something wasn't quite right.

"What do you think, Christopher Robin?" Eeyore asked, a bit worried, sensing that something was off.

Christopher Robin had a question to ask first, and he was wondering how to ask it.

Christopher Robin had a question he wanted to ask, and he was trying to figure out how to bring it up.

"Well," he said at last, "it's a very nice house, and if your own house is blown down, you must go somewhere else, mustn't you, Piglet? What would you do, if your house was blown down?"

"Well," he finally said, "it's a really nice house, and if your own house gets blown down, you have to go somewhere else, right, Piglet? What would you do if your house got blown down?"

Before Piglet could think, Pooh answered for him.

Before Piglet had a chance to think, Pooh answered for him.

"He'd come and live with me," said Pooh, "wouldn't you, Piglet?"

"He'd come and live with me," said Pooh, "wouldn't you, Piglet?"

Piglet squeezed his paw.

Piglet squeezed his hand.

"Thank you, Pooh," he said, "I should love to."

"Thanks, Pooh," he said, "I would love to."


CHAPTER X

IN WHICH Christopher Robin and Pooh Come to an Enchanted Place, and We Leave Them There

IN WHICH Christopher Robin and Pooh Arrive at a Magical Place, and We Leave Them There

Christopher Robin was going away. Nobody knew why he was going; nobody knew where he was going; indeed, nobody even knew why he knew that Christopher Robin was going away. But somehow or other everybody in the Forest felt that it was happening at last. Even Smallest-of-all, a friend-and-relation of Rabbit's who thought he had once seen Christopher Robin's foot, but couldn't be quite sure because perhaps it was something else, even S. of A. told himself that Things were going to be Different; and Late and Early, two other friends-and-relations, said, "Well, Early?" and "Well, Late?" to each other in such a hopeless sort of way that it really didn't seem any good waiting for the answer.

Christopher Robin was leaving. No one knew why he was leaving; no one knew where he was going; in fact, no one even understood how he knew that Christopher Robin was leaving. But somehow, everyone in the Forest felt that it was really happening this time. Even Smallest-of-all, a friend and relative of Rabbit's who thought he had once seen Christopher Robin's foot, but couldn't be sure because it might have been something else, even S. of A. told himself that things were going to be different. Late and Early, two other friends and relatives, said, "Well, Early?" and "Well, Late?" to each other in such a hopeless way that it really didn’t seem worth waiting for an answer.

One day when he felt that he couldn't wait any longer, Rabbit brained out a Notice, and this is what it said:

One day, when he felt he couldn't wait any longer, Rabbit came up with a Notice, and this is what it said:

"Notice a meeting of everybody will meet at the House at Pooh Corner to pass a Rissolution By Order Keep to the Left Signed Rabbit."

"Notice: Everyone is invited to a meeting at the House at Pooh Corner to discuss a resolution. By order, keep to the left. Signed, Rabbit."

He had to write this out two or three times before he could get the rissolution to look like what he thought it was going to when he began to spell it: but, when at last it was finished, he took it round to everybody and read it out to them. And they all said they would come.

He had to write this out two or three times before he could get the resolution to look like what he thought it would when he started spelling it: but, when it was finally finished, he took it around to everyone and read it to them. And they all said they would come.

"Well," said Eeyore that afternoon, when he saw them all walking up to his house, "this is a surprise. Am I asked too?"

"Well," said Eeyore that afternoon, when he saw them all walking up to his house, "this is a surprise. Am I invited too?"



"Don't mind Eeyore," whispered Rabbit to Pooh. "I told him all about it this morning."

"Don't worry about Eeyore," Rabbit whispered to Pooh. "I filled him in on everything this morning."

Everybody said "How-do-you-do" to Eeyore, and Eeyore said that he didn't, not to notice, and then they sat down; and as soon as they were all sitting down, Rabbit stood up again.

Everyone said "How's it going?" to Eeyore, and Eeyore replied that he didn’t really notice, and then they all sat down; and as soon as they were all seated, Rabbit stood up again.

"We all know why we're here," he said, "but I have asked my friend Eeyore——"

"We all know why we're here," he said, "but I've asked my friend Eeyore——"

"That's Me," said Eeyore. "Grand."

"That's me," said Eeyore. "Great."

"I have asked him to Propose a Rissolution." And he sat down again. "Now then, Eeyore," he said.

"I've asked him to suggest a solution." And he sat down again. "Alright, Eeyore," he said.



"Don't Bustle me," said Eeyore, getting up slowly. "Don't now-then me." He took a piece of paper from behind his ear, and unfolded it. "Nobody knows anything about this," he went on. "This is a Surprise." He coughed in an important way, and began again: "What-nots and Etceteras, before I begin, or perhaps I should say, before I end, I have a piece of Poetry to read to you. Hitherto—hitherto—a long word meaning—well, you'll see what it means directly—hitherto, as I was saying, all the Poetry in the Forest has been written by Pooh, a Bear with a Pleasing Manner but a Positively Startling Lack of Brain. The Poem which I am now about to read to you was written by Eeyore, or Myself, in a Quiet Moment. If somebody will take Roo's bull's-eye away from him, and wake up Owl, we shall all be able to enjoy it. I call it—POEM."

"Don't rush me," said Eeyore, getting up slowly. "Don't now-then me." He took a piece of paper from behind his ear and unfolded it. "Nobody knows anything about this," he continued. "This is a Surprise." He coughed in a somewhat important way and started again: "Before I begin—or maybe I should say, before I finish—I have a poem to read to you. Until now—until now—a long word meaning—well, you'll see what it means soon—until now, as I was saying, all the poetry in the Forest has been written by Pooh, a bear with a charming manner but a seriously lacking brain. The poem I'm about to read to you was written by Eeyore, or Myself, in a quiet moment. If someone could take Roo's bull's-eye away from him and wake up Owl, we can all enjoy it. I call it—POEM."

This was it.

This is it.

Christopher Robin is going.
At least I think he is.
Where?
Nobody knows.
But he is going—
I mean he goes
(To rhyme with "knows")
Do we care?
(To rhyme with "where")
We do
Very much.
(I haven't got a rhyme for that "is" in the second line yet. Bother.)
(Now I haven't got a rhyme for bother. Bother.)
Those two bothers will have to rhyme with each other. Buther.
The fact is this is more difficult than I thought,
I ought—
(Very good indeed)
I ought
To begin again,
But it is easier
To stop.
Christopher Robin, good-bye,
I
(Good)
I
And all your friends
Sends—
I mean all your friend
Send—
(Very awkward this, it keeps going wrong)
Well, anyhow, we send
Our love
END.

"If anybody wants to clap," said Eeyore when he had read this, "now is the time to do it."

"If anyone wants to clap," said Eeyore after reading this, "now's the time to do it."



They all clapped.

Everyone applauded.



"Thank you," said Eeyore. "Unexpected and gratifying, if a little lacking in Smack."

"Thanks," said Eeyore. "Unexpected and nice, if a bit short on Smack."



"It's much better than mine," said Pooh admiringly, and he really thought it was.

"It's way better than mine," Pooh said with admiration, and he genuinely believed it was.



"Well," explained Eeyore modestly, "it was meant to be."

"Well," Eeyore said humbly, "it was meant to happen."



"The rissolution," said Rabbit, "is that we all sign it, and take it to Christopher Robin."

"The resolution," said Rabbit, "is that we all sign it and take it to Christopher Robin."



So it was signed POOH, PIGLET, WOL, EOR, RABBIT, KANGA, BLOT, SMUDGE, and they all went off to Christopher Robin's house with it.

So it was signed POOH, PIGLET, WOL, EOR, RABBIT, KANGA, BLOT, SMUDGE, and they all headed over to Christopher Robin's house with it.

"Hallo, everybody," said Christopher Robin—"Hallo, Pooh."

"Hey, everyone," said Christopher Robin—"Hey, Pooh."

They all said "Hallo," and felt awkward and unhappy suddenly, because it was a sort of good-bye they were saying, and they didn't want to think about it. So they stood around, and waited for somebody else to speak, and they nudged each other, and said "Go on," and gradually Eeyore was nudged to the front, and the others crowded behind him.

They all said "Hi," and suddenly felt awkward and unhappy because it was like a goodbye they didn't want to think about. So they stood around, waiting for someone else to say something. They nudged each other and said, "Come on," and eventually, Eeyore was nudged to the front, with the others crowding behind him.

"What is it, Eeyore?" asked Christopher Robin. Eeyore swished his tail from side to side, so as to encourage himself, and began.

"What’s wrong, Eeyore?" asked Christopher Robin. Eeyore flicked his tail back and forth to motivate himself, and started.


"What is it, Eeyore?" asked Christopher Robin.

"What's wrong, Eeyore?" asked Christopher Robin.


"Christopher Robin," he said, "we've come to say—to give you—it's called—written by—but we've all—because we've heard, I mean we all know—well, you see, it's—we—you—well, that, to put it as shortly as possible, is what it is." He turned round angrily on the others and said, "Everybody crowds round so in this Forest. There's no Space. I never saw a more Spreading lot of animals in my life, and all in the wrong places. Can't you see that Christopher Robin wants to be alone? I'm going." And he humped off.

"Christopher Robin," he said, "we're here to say—to give you—it's called—written by—but we've all—because we've heard, I mean we all know—well, you see, it’s—we—you—well, that’s, to put it simply, what it is." He turned around angrily to the others and said, "Everyone crowds around so much in this Forest. There's no space. I've never seen such a spread-out bunch of animals in my life, all in the wrong spots. Can't you see that Christopher Robin wants to be alone? I'm leaving." And he stomped off.

Not quite knowing why, the others began edging away, and when Christopher Robin had finished reading POEM, and was looking up to say, "Thank you," only Pooh was left.

Not really sure why, the others started to move away, and when Christopher Robin finished reading the poem and looked up to say, "Thank you," only Pooh was still there.

"It's a comforting sort of thing to have," said Christopher Robin, folding up the paper, and putting it in his pocket. "Come on, Pooh," and he walked off quickly.

"It's a comforting thing to have," said Christopher Robin, folding the paper and putting it in his pocket. "Come on, Pooh," and he walked off quickly.

"Where are we going?" said Pooh, hurrying after him, and wondering whether it was to be an Explore or a What-shall-I-do-about-you-know-what.

"Where are we going?" Pooh asked, following him quickly and wondering if this was going to be an exploration or a discussion about the situation they both knew about.

"Nowhere," said Christopher Robin.

"Nowhere," said Chris.

So they began going there, and after they had walked a little way Christopher Robin said:

So they started heading there, and after they had walked for a bit, Christopher Robin said:

"What do you like doing best in the world, Pooh?"

"What do you enjoy doing most in the world, Pooh?"

"Well," said Pooh, "what I like best——" and then he had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn't know what it was called. And then he thought that being with Christopher Robin was a very good thing to do, and having Piglet near was a very friendly thing to have; and so, when he had thought it all out, he said, "What I like best in the whole world is Me and Piglet going to see You, and You saying 'What about a little something?' and Me saying, 'Well, I shouldn't mind a little something, should you, Piglet,' and it being a hummy sort of day outside, and birds singing."

"Well," said Pooh, "what I like best——" and then he had to stop and think. Because even though eating honey was a really great thing to do, there was a moment just before you started eating it that felt even better, but he didn’t know what to call it. Then he thought that being with Christopher Robin was a really good thing, and having Piglet around felt very friendly; and so, after he had thought it all through, he said, "What I like best in the whole world is me and Piglet coming to see you, and you saying 'How about a little something?' and me saying, 'Well, I wouldn’t mind a little something, would you, Piglet?' and it being a nice hummy kind of day outside, and the birds singing."

"I like that too," said Christopher Robin, "but what I like doing best is Nothing."

"I like that too," said Christopher Robin, "but what I like doing most is Nothing."

"How do you do Nothing?" asked Pooh, after he had wondered for a long time.

"How do you do nothing?" asked Pooh, after he had thought about it for a long time.

"Well, it's when people call out at you just as you're going off to do it, What are you going to do, Christopher Robin, and you say, Oh, nothing, and then you go and do it."

"Well, it's when people call out to you right before you go off to do it, 'What are you going to do, Christopher Robin?' and you reply, 'Oh, nothing,' and then you go and do it."

"Oh, I see," said Pooh.

"Oh, I get it," said Pooh.

"This is a nothing sort of thing that we're doing now."

"This is a pointless thing we're doing right now."

"Oh, I see," said Pooh again.

"Oh, I get it," said Pooh again.

"It means just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering."

"It just means going with the flow, tuning into everything you can't hear, and not stressing about it."

"Oh!" said Pooh.

"Oh!" said Pooh.



They walked on, thinking of This and That, and by-and-by they came to an enchanted place on the very top of the Forest called Galleons Lap, which is sixty-something trees in a circle; and Christopher Robin knew that it was enchanted because nobody had ever been able to count whether it was sixty-three or sixty-four, not even when he tied a piece of string round each tree after he had counted it. Being enchanted, its floor was not like the floor of the Forest, gorse and bracken and heather, but close-set grass, quiet and smooth and green. It was the only place in the Forest where you could sit down carelessly, without getting up again almost at once and looking for somewhere else. Sitting there they could see the whole world spread out until it reached the sky, and whatever there was all the world over was with them in Galleons Lap.

They kept walking, thinking about This and That, and eventually they reached a magical spot at the very top of the Forest called Galleons Lap, which was a circle of about sixty trees. Christopher Robin knew it was magical because no one had ever been able to count if it was sixty-three or sixty-four, not even when he tied a piece of string around each tree after counting them. Being magical, the ground wasn’t like the forest floor covered with gorse, bracken, and heather, but was made of tightly-knit grass, calm, smooth, and green. It was the only place in the Forest where you could sit down without worrying about having to get up again right away to find another spot. Sitting there, they could see the entire world stretched out until it met the sky, and everything that existed all over the world was with them in Galleons Lap.

Suddenly Christopher Robin began to tell Pooh about some of the things: People called Kings and Queens and something called Factors, and a place called Europe, and an island in the middle of the sea where no ships came, and how you make a Suction Pump (if you want to), and when Knights were Knighted, and what comes from Brazil. And Pooh, his back against one of the sixty-something trees, and his paws folded in front of him, said "Oh!" and "I didn't know," and thought how wonderful it would be to have a Real Brain which could tell you things. And by-and-by Christopher Robin came to an end of the things, and was silent, and he sat there looking out over the world, and wishing it wouldn't stop.

Suddenly, Christopher Robin started telling Pooh about different things: people called Kings and Queens, something called Factors, a place called Europe, and an island in the middle of the sea where no ships went, and how you make a Suction Pump (if you want to), and when Knights are Knighted, and what comes from Brazil. Pooh, leaning against one of the sixty-something trees with his paws folded in front of him, said "Oh!" and "I didn’t know," and thought about how amazing it would be to have a Real Brain that could share knowledge. Eventually, Christopher Robin finished talking about those things and fell silent, sitting there looking out over the world and wishing it wouldn’t stop.



But Pooh was thinking too, and he said suddenly to Christopher Robin:

But Pooh was thinking too, and he suddenly said to Christopher Robin:

"Is it a very Grand thing to be an Afternoon, what you said?"

"Is it a really big deal to be an Afternoon, like you said?"

"A what?" said Christopher Robin lazily, as he listened to something else.

"A what?" Christopher Robin said lazily, as he paid attention to something else.

"On a horse," explained Pooh.

"On a horse," Pooh explained.

"A Knight?"

"A Knight?"

"Oh, was that it?" said Pooh. "I thought it was a——Is it as Grand as a King and Factors and all the other things you said?"

"Oh, is that all?" said Pooh. "I thought it was a——Is it as grand as a king and all those other things you mentioned?"

"Well, it's not as grand as a King," said Christopher Robin, and then, as Pooh seemed disappointed, he added quickly, "but it's grander than Factors."

"Well, it's not as impressive as a King," said Christopher Robin, and then, seeing that Pooh looked disappointed, he quickly added, "but it's better than Factors."

"Could a Bear be one?"

"Could a bear be one?"

"Of course he could!" said Christopher Robin. "I'll make you one." And he took a stick and touched Pooh on the shoulder, and said, "Rise, Sir Pooh de Bear, most faithful of all my Knights."

"Of course he could!" said Christopher Robin. "I'll make you one." And he picked up a stick, touched Pooh on the shoulder, and said, "Rise, Sir Pooh the Bear, most faithful of all my Knights."



So Pooh rose and sat down and said "Thank you," which is the proper thing to say when you have been made a Knight, and he went into a dream again, in which he and Sir Pomp and Sir Brazil and Factors lived together with a horse, and were faithful Knights (all except Factors, who looked after the horse) to Good King Christopher Robin ... and every now and then he shook his head, and said to himself "I'm not getting it right." Then he began to think of all the things Christopher Robin would want to tell him when he came back from wherever he was going to, and how muddling it would be for a Bear of Very Little Brain to try and get them right in his mind. "So, perhaps," he said sadly to himself, "Christopher Robin won't tell me any more," and he wondered if being a Faithful Knight meant that you just went on being faithful without being told things.

So Pooh got up, sat down, and said "Thank you," which is what you’re supposed to say when you’ve been made a Knight. Then he drifted off into a dream where he, Sir Pomp, Sir Brazil, and Factors lived together with a horse, all being loyal Knights (except for Factors, who took care of the horse) to Good King Christopher Robin... Every now and then, he shook his head and thought to himself, "I'm not getting this right." Then he started to think about all the things Christopher Robin would want to tell him when he came back from wherever he was going, and how confusing it would be for a Bear of Very Little Brain to try and keep them straight in his mind. "So, maybe," he said sadly to himself, "Christopher Robin won't tell me anything else," and he wondered if being a Faithful Knight just meant being loyal without getting any updates.

Then, suddenly again, Christopher Robin, who was still looking at the world, with his chin in his hands, called out "Pooh!"

Then, suddenly again, Christopher Robin, who was still looking at the world with his chin in his hands, called out, "Pooh!"



"Yes?" said Pooh.

"Yes?" said Pooh.

"When I'm—when——Pooh!"

"When I’m—when—Pooh!"

"Yes, Christopher Robin?"

"Yes, Chris?"

"I'm not going to do Nothing any more."

"I'm not going to do nothing anymore."

"Never again?"

"Never again?"

"Well, not so much. They don't let you."

"Well, not really. They don't allow you to."

Pooh waited for him to go on, but he was silent again.

Pooh waited for him to continue, but he fell silent once more.

"Yes, Christopher Robin?" said Pooh helpfully.

"Yes, Christopher Robin?" Pooh replied, trying to be helpful.

"Pooh, when I'm—you know—when I'm not doing Nothing, will you come up here sometimes?"

"Pooh, when I'm—you know—when I'm not doing Nothing, will you come up here sometimes?"

"Just Me?"

"Only Me?"

"Yes, Pooh."

"Yeah, Pooh."

"Will you be here too?"

"Will you be here as well?"

"Yes, Pooh, I will be, really. I promise I will be, Pooh."

"Yeah, Pooh, I really will. I promise I will, Pooh."

"That's good," said Pooh.

"That's great," said Pooh.

"Pooh, promise you won't forget about me, ever. Not even when I'm a hundred."

"Pooh, promise you won't forget about me, ever. Not even when I'm a hundred."

Pooh thought for a little.

Pooh thought for a moment.

"How old shall I be then?"

"How old will I be then?"

"Ninety-nine."

"Ninety-nine."

Pooh nodded.

Pooh agreed.

"I promise," he said.

"I promise," he stated.

Still with his eyes on the world Christopher Robin put out a hand and felt for Pooh's paw.

Still keeping his eyes on the world, Christopher Robin reached out and felt for Pooh's paw.

"Pooh," said Christopher Robin earnestly, "if I—if I'm not quite——" he stopped and tried again—"Pooh, whatever happens, you will understand, won't you?"

"Pooh," said Christopher Robin seriously, "if I—if I'm not quite——" he paused and tried again—"Pooh, no matter what happens, you will understand, right?"

"Understand what?"

"Understand what exactly?"

"Oh, nothing." He laughed and jumped to his feet. "Come on!"

"Oh, nothing." He laughed and got to his feet. "Let’s go!"

"Where?" said Pooh.

"Where?" asked Pooh.

"Anywhere," said Christopher Robin.

"Anywhere," said Chris.


So they went off together. But wherever they go, and whatever happens to them on the way, in that enchanted place on the top of the Forest, a little boy and his Bear will always be playing.

So they went off together. But no matter where they go, and whatever happens to them along the way, in that magical place at the top of the Forest, a little boy and his Bear will always be playing.



BOOKS FOR BOYS AND GIRLS

BY A. A. MILNE

BY A.A. MILNE

with Decorations by E. H. SHEPARD:

with Decorations by E. H. Shepard:

WHEN WE WERE VERY YOUNG
NOW WE ARE SIX
WINNIE-THE-POOH
THE HOUSE AT POOH CORNER
THE CHRISTOPHER ROBIN STORY BOOK
SONG-BOOKS FROM THE POEMS OF A. A. MILNE
with Music by H. FRASER-SIMSON:
FOURTEEN SONGS
THE KING'S BREAKFAST
TEDDY BEAR AND OTHER SONGS
THE HUMS OF POOH
SONGS FROM "NOW WE ARE SIX"

E. P. DUTTON & CO., INC.

E. P. Dutton & Co., Inc.



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