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THE WAR IN THE AIR
By H. G. Wells
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PREFACE TO REPRINT EDITION
The reader should grasp clearly the date at which this book was written. It was done in 1907: it appeared in various magazines as a serial in 1908 and it was published in the Fall of that year. At that time the aeroplane was, for most people, merely a rumour and the “Sausage” held the air. The contemporary reader has all the advantage of ten years' experience since this story was imagined. He can correct his author at a dozen points and estimate the value of these warnings by the standard of a decade of realities. The book is weak on anti-aircraft guns, for example, and still more negligent of submarines. Much, no doubt, will strike the reader as quaint and limited but upon much the writer may not unreasonably plume himself. The interpretation of the German spirit must have read as a caricature in 1908. Was it a caricature? Prince Karl seemed a fantasy then. Reality has since copied Prince Carl with an astonishing faithfulness. Is it too much to hope that some democratic “Bert” may not ultimately get even with his Highness? Our author tells us in this book, as he has told us in others, more especially in The World Set Free, and as he has been telling us this year in his War and the Future, that if mankind goes on with war, the smash-up of civilization is inevitable. It is chaos or the United States of the World for mankind. There is no other choice. Ten years have but added an enormous conviction to the message of this book. It remains essentially right, a pamphlet story—in support of the League to Enforce Peace. K.
The reader should clearly understand the date when this book was written. It was completed in 1907; it appeared as a serial in various magazines in 1908 and was published that Fall. Back then, most people only knew about airplanes as a rumor, and the “Sausage” was the dominant airship. Today's reader has the advantage of a decade's worth of knowledge since this story was imagined. They can correct the author on several points and assess the significance of these warnings against a ten-year backdrop of reality. For instance, the book is lacking in its treatment of anti-aircraft guns and is even more negligent regarding submarines. Much of the content may seem outdated and limited, but the writer can justifiably take pride in a lot of it. The portrayal of the German spirit would have appeared as a caricature in 1908. Was it a caricature? Prince Karl seemed like a fantasy then. Reality has since mirrored Prince Carl with surprising accuracy. Is it too much to hope that some democratic “Bert” might eventually get back at his Highness? Our author tells us in this book, just as he has in others, particularly in The World Set Free, and as he has been saying this year in War and the Future, that if humanity continues with war, the collapse of civilization is unavoidable. It’s either chaos or the United States of the World for humankind. There’s no other choice. Ten years have only added significant weight to the message of this book. It remains fundamentally accurate, a pamphlet story—in support of the League to Enforce Peace. K.
THE WAR IN THE AIR
CHAPTER I. OF PROGRESS AND THE SMALLWAYS FAMILY
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“This here Progress,” said Mr. Tom Smallways, “it keeps on.”
“This Progress,” said Mr. Tom Smallways, “it just keeps going.”
“You'd hardly think it could keep on,” said Mr. Tom Smallways.
“You'd barely think it could continue,” said Mr. Tom Smallways.
It was long before the War in the Air began that Mr. Smallways made this remark. He was sitting on the fence at the end of his garden and surveying the great Bun Hill gas-works with an eye that neither praised nor blamed. Above the clustering gasometers three unfamiliar shapes appeared, thin, wallowing bladders that flapped and rolled about, and grew bigger and bigger and rounder and rounder—balloons in course of inflation for the South of England Aero Club's Saturday-afternoon ascent.
It was long before the War in the Air started that Mr. Smallways made this comment. He was sitting on the fence at the end of his garden, looking at the large Bun Hill gas works with an expression that neither praised nor criticized. Above the cluster of gas holders, three strange shapes appeared—thin, floating bladders that flapped and rolled around, getting bigger and rounder—balloons being inflated for the South of England Aero Club's Saturday afternoon ascent.
“They goes up every Saturday,” said his neighbour, Mr. Stringer, the milkman. “It's only yestiday, so to speak, when all London turned out to see a balloon go over, and now every little place in the country has its weekly-outings—uppings, rather. It's been the salvation of them gas companies.”
“They go up every Saturday,” said his neighbor, Mr. Stringer, the milkman. “It's only yesterday, so to speak, when all of London turned out to see a balloon go by, and now every small place in the country has its weekly outings—uplifts, really. It's been the salvation of those gas companies.”
“Larst Satiday I got three barrer-loads of gravel off my petaters,” said Mr. Tom Smallways. “Three barrer-loads! What they dropped as ballase. Some of the plants was broke, and some was buried.”
“Last Saturday I got three barrow-loads of gravel off my potatoes,” said Mr. Tom Smallways. “Three barrow-loads! What they dropped as ballast. Some of the plants were broken, and some were buried.”
“Ladies, they say, goes up!”
“Ladies, they say, rise up!”
“I suppose we got to call 'em ladies,” said Mr. Tom Smallways.
“I guess we have to call them ladies,” said Mr. Tom Smallways.
“Still, it ain't hardly my idea of a lady—flying about in the air, and throwing gravel at people. It ain't what I been accustomed to consider ladylike, whether or no.”
“Still, it’s hardly my idea of a lady—soaring through the air and throwing gravel at people. It’s not what I’ve been used to thinking of as ladylike, whether or not.”
Mr. Stringer nodded his head approvingly, and for a time they continued to regard the swelling bulks with expressions that had changed from indifference to disapproval.
Mr. Stringer nodded his head in approval, and for a while, they continued to look at the growing shapes, their expressions shifting from indifference to disapproval.
Mr. Tom Smallways was a green-grocer by trade and a gardener by disposition; his little wife Jessica saw to the shop, and Heaven had planned him for a peaceful world. Unfortunately Heaven had not planned a peaceful world for him. He lived in a world of obstinate and incessant change, and in parts where its operations were unsparingly conspicuous. Vicissitude was in the very soil he tilled; even his garden was upon a yearly tenancy, and overshadowed by a huge board that proclaimed it not so much a garden as an eligible building site. He was horticulture under notice to quit, the last patch of country in a district flooded by new and (other) things. He did his best to console himself, to imagine matters near the turn of the tide.
Mr. Tom Smallways was a greengrocer by trade and a gardener by nature; his little wife Jessica took care of the shop, and fate seemed to have destined him for a peaceful life. Unfortunately, fate had not arranged a peaceful life for him. He lived in a world of stubborn and constant change, in places where these changes were glaringly obvious. Change was in the very soil he cultivated; even his garden was on a yearly lease and overshadowed by a huge sign that declared it more of an eligible building site than a garden. He was gardening on borrowed time, the last bit of countryside in an area flooded with new and modern developments. He tried his best to console himself, hoping that things were about to get better.
“You'd hardly think it could keep on,” he said.
"You wouldn't think it could go on," he said.
Mr. Smallways' aged father, could remember Bun Hill as an idyllic Kentish village. He had driven Sir Peter Bone until he was fifty and then he took to drink a little, and driving the station bus, which lasted him until he was seventy-eight. Then he retired. He sat by the fireside, a shrivelled, very, very old coachman, full charged with reminiscences, and ready for any careless stranger. He could tell you of the vanished estate of Sir Peter Bone, long since cut up for building, and how that magnate ruled the country-side when it was country-side, of shooting and hunting, and of caches along the high road, of how “where the gas-works is” was a cricket-field, and of the coming of the Crystal Palace. The Crystal Palace was six miles away from Bun Hill, a great facade that glittered in the morning, and was a clear blue outline against the sky in the afternoon, and of a night, a source of gratuitous fireworks for all the population of Bun Hill. And then had come the railway, and then villas and villas, and then the gas-works and the water-works, and a great, ugly sea of workmen's houses, and then drainage, and the water vanished out of the Otterbourne and left it a dreadful ditch, and then a second railway station, Bun Hill South, and more houses and more, more shops, more competition, plate-glass shops, a school-board, rates, omnibuses, tramcars—going right away into London itself—bicycles, motor-cars and then more motor-cars, a Carnegie library.
Mr. Smallways' elderly father could remember Bun Hill as a charming Kentish village. He had driven Sir Peter Bone until he was fifty, then started drinking a bit, and continued driving the station bus until he was seventy-eight. After that, he retired. He sat by the fireplace, a shriveled and very, very old coachman, filled with memories and ready to share stories with any casual passerby. He could tell you about the lost estate of Sir Peter Bone, which had long been divided for building, and how that wealthy man once ruled the countryside when it was still countryside, filled with shooting and hunting, and stories of hidden caches along the main road. He spoke of how “where the gas-works is” used to be a cricket field and the arrival of the Crystal Palace. The Crystal Palace was six miles away from Bun Hill, a grand façade that sparkled in the morning, standing out in a clear blue against the afternoon sky, and at night it was a source of free fireworks for everyone in Bun Hill. Then came the railway, followed by houses upon houses, and then the gas-works and water-works, a sprawling, ugly sea of workers' homes, and then drainage, which caused the water to disappear from the Otterbourne, leaving it a horrible ditch. Next came a second railway station, Bun Hill South, and even more houses and more shops, increasing competition, plate-glass storefronts, a school board, taxes, buses, tramcars—going all the way into London itself—bicycles, motorcars, and then even more motorcars, plus a Carnegie library.
“You'd hardly think it could keep on,” said Mr. Tom Smallways, growing up among these marvels.
“You wouldn't really think it would last,” said Mr. Tom Smallways, growing up around these wonders.
But it kept on. Even from the first the green-grocer's shop which he had set up in one of the smallest of the old surviving village houses in the tail of the High Street had a submerged air, an air of hiding from something that was looking for it. When they had made up the pavement of the High Street, they levelled that up so that one had to go down three steps into the shop. Tom did his best to sell only his own excellent but limited range of produce; but Progress came shoving things into his window, French artichokes and aubergines, foreign apples—apples from the State of New York, apples from California, apples from Canada, apples from New Zealand, “pretty lookin' fruit, but not what I should call English apples,” said Tom—bananas, unfamiliar nuts, grape fruits, mangoes.
But it kept going. Right from the start, the green-grocer's shop he had opened in one of the smallest surviving village houses at the end of the High Street had a hidden vibe, as if it were trying to stay out of sight from something that was searching for it. When they repaved the High Street, they raised it so that you had to go down three steps to get into the shop. Tom did his best to sell only his own excellent but limited selection of produce; however, Progress kept pushing things into his window—French artichokes and eggplants, foreign apples—apples from New York, apples from California, apples from Canada, apples from New Zealand. “Nice-looking fruit, but I wouldn't call them English apples,” Tom would say—bananas, unfamiliar nuts, grapefruits, mangoes.
The motor-cars that went by northward and southward grew more and more powerful and efficient, whizzed faster and smelt worse, there appeared great clangorous petrol trolleys delivering coal and parcels in the place of vanishing horse-vans, motor-omnibuses ousted the horse-omnibuses, even the Kentish strawberries going Londonward in the night took to machinery and clattered instead of creaking, and became affected in flavour by progress and petrol.
The cars driving north and south became more powerful and efficient, zooming faster and smelling worse. Loud petrol delivery trucks replaced the disappearing horse-drawn vans, and motor buses took over from horse-drawn ones. Even the Kentish strawberries heading to London at night switched to machines, making noise instead of creaking, and their taste was influenced by progress and petrol.
And then young Bert Smallways got a motor bicycle....
And then young Bert Smallways got a motorcycle....
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Bert, it is necessary to explain, was a progressive Smallways.
Bert, it’s important to note, was a forward-thinking Smallways.
Nothing speaks more eloquently of the pitiless insistence of progress and expansion in our time than that it should get into the Smallways blood. But there was something advanced and enterprising about young Smallways before he was out of short frocks. He was lost for a whole day before he was five, and nearly drowned in the reservoir of the new water-works before he was seven. He had a real pistol taken away from him by a real policeman when he was ten. And he learnt to smoke, not with pipes and brown paper and cane as Tom had done, but with a penny packet of Boys of England American cigarettes. His language shocked his father before he was twelve, and by that age, what with touting for parcels at the station and selling the Bun Hill Weekly Express, he was making three shillings a week, or more, and spending it on Chips, Comic Cuts, Ally Sloper's Half-holiday, cigarettes, and all the concomitants of a life of pleasure and enlightenment. All of this without hindrance to his literary studies, which carried him up to the seventh standard at an exceptionally early age. I mention these things so that you may have no doubt at all concerning the sort of stuff Bert had in him.
Nothing illustrates the relentless push for progress and growth in our time better than it becoming part of the Smallways family. But even before he grew out of his little boy clothes, there was something bold and ambitious about young Smallways. He got lost for a whole day before turning five and nearly drowned in the reservoir of the new waterworks before he was seven. A real policeman took a real pistol away from him when he was ten. He learned to smoke, not with pipes and brown paper like Tom, but with a pack of Boys of England American cigarettes. His language shocked his father before he turned twelve, and by that age, thanks to running errands for parcels at the station and selling the Bun Hill Weekly Express, he was making three shillings a week or more. He spent this on Chips, Comic Cuts, Ally Sloper's Half-holiday, cigarettes, and all the perks of a fun and enlightened life. All of this didn’t interfere with his studies, which advanced him to the seventh standard at an unusually young age. I mention these things so you have no doubt about the kind of substance Bert had in him.
He was six years younger than Tom, and for a time there was an attempt to utilise him in the green-grocer's shop when Tom at twenty-one married Jessica—who was thirty, and had saved a little money in service. But it was not Bert's forte to be utilised. He hated digging, and when he was given a basket of stuff to deliver, a nomadic instinct arose irresistibly, it became his pack and he did not seem to care how heavy it was nor where he took it, so long as he did not take it to its destination. Glamour filled the world, and he strayed after it, basket and all. So Tom took his goods out himself, and sought employers for Bert who did not know of this strain of poetry in his nature. And Bert touched the fringe of a number of trades in succession—draper's porter, chemist's boy, doctor's page, junior assistant gas-fitter, envelope addresser, milk-cart assistant, golf caddie, and at last helper in a bicycle shop. Here, apparently, he found the progressive quality his nature had craved. His employer was a pirate-souled young man named Grubb, with a black-smeared face by day, and a music-hall side in the evening, who dreamt of a patent lever chain; and it seemed to Bert that he was the perfect model of a gentleman of spirit. He hired out quite the dirtiest and unsafest bicycles in the whole south of England, and conducted the subsequent discussions with astonishing verve. Bert and he settled down very well together. Bert lived in, became almost a trick rider—he could ride bicycles for miles that would have come to pieces instantly under you or me—took to washing his face after business, and spent his surplus money upon remarkable ties and collars, cigarettes, and shorthand classes at the Bun Hill Institute.
He was six years younger than Tom, and for a while, there was an effort to get him to help out in the grocery store when Tom, at twenty-one, married Jessica—who was thirty and had saved a bit of money from her job. But Bert wasn't suited for that kind of work. He hated digging, and when he was handed a basket of items to deliver, a wanderlust kicked in that he couldn't resist; the basket became his burden, and he didn’t care how heavy it was or where he was supposed to take it, as long as it wasn't to its intended destination. The world sparkled with opportunity, and he chased after it, basket in tow. So, Tom took his deliveries himself and looked for employers for Bert who didn’t realize this hidden artistic side of him. Bert dabbled in various jobs—draper's porter, chemist's boy, doctor’s assistant, junior gas-fitter, envelope-addressing, milk-cart helper, golf caddie, and finally a helper in a bike shop. Here, he found the excitement he had been looking for. His boss was a free-spirited young man named Grubb, who had a dirty face during the day and a musical side at night, dreaming of a patented lever chain; Bert thought he was the perfect embodiment of a spirited gentleman. He rented out the dirtiest and most unsafe bicycles in all of southern England and handled the follow-up conversations with impressive energy. Bert and Grubb got along well. Bert moved in, became quite skilled at riding—he could ride bikes for miles that would have fallen apart under anyone else—started washing his face after work, and spent his extra money on cool ties, collars, cigarettes, and shorthand classes at the Bun Hill Institute.
He would go round to Tom at times, and look and talk so brilliantly that Tom and Jessie, who both had a natural tendency to be respectful to anybody or anything, looked up to him immensely.
He would visit Tom occasionally, and his charm and conversation were so impressive that Tom and Jessie, who naturally tended to be respectful to anyone or anything, admired him greatly.
“He's a go-ahead chap, is Bert,” said Tom. “He knows a thing or two.”
“Bert's a go-getter,” Tom said. “He knows a thing or two.”
“Let's hope he don't know too much,” said Jessica, who had a fine sense of limitations.
“Let's hope he doesn't know too much,” said Jessica, who had a good sense of boundaries.
“It's go-ahead Times,” said Tom. “Noo petaters, and English at that; we'll be having 'em in March if things go on as they do go. I never see such Times. See his tie last night?”
“It's go-ahead times,” said Tom. “No new potatoes, and English ones at that; we'll be having them in March if things keep going like this. I've never seen such times. Did you see his tie last night?”
“It wasn't suited to him, Tom. It was a gentleman's tie. He wasn't up to it—not the rest of him, It wasn't becoming”...
“It just didn’t fit him, Tom. It was a gentleman's tie. He couldn’t pull it off—not with the rest of him. It didn’t look right.”
Then presently Bert got a cyclist's suit, cap, badge, and all; and to see him and Grubb going down to Brighton (and back)—heads down, handle-bars down, backbones curved—was a revelation in the possibilities of the Smallways blood.
Then soon Bert got a cyclist's outfit, cap, badge, and everything; and watching him and Grubb ride down to Brighton (and back)—their heads down, handlebars down, spines arched—was an eye-opener to the potential of the Smallways blood.
Go-ahead Times!
Go-ahead Times!
Old Smallways would sit over the fire mumbling of the greatness of other days, of old Sir Peter, who drove his coach to Brighton and back in eight-and-twenty hours, of old Sir Peter's white top-hats, of Lady Bone, who never set foot to ground except to walk in the garden, of the great, prize-fights at Crawley. He talked of pink and pig-skin breeches, of foxes at Ring's Bottom, where now the County Council pauper lunatics were enclosed, of Lady Bone's chintzes and crinolines. Nobody heeded him. The world had thrown up a new type of gentleman altogether—a gentleman of most ungentlemanly energy, a gentleman in dusty oilskins and motor goggles and a wonderful cap, a stink-making gentleman, a swift, high-class badger, who fled perpetually along high roads from the dust and stink he perpetually made. And his lady, as they were able to see her at Bun Hill, was a weather-bitten goddess, as free from refinement as a gipsy—not so much dressed as packed for transit at a high velocity.
Old Smallways would sit by the fire, mumbling about the greatness of the past, about old Sir Peter, who drove his coach to Brighton and back in twenty-eight hours, about Sir Peter's white top hats, about Lady Bone, who never touched the ground except to walk in the garden, about the big prize fights in Crawley. He reminisced about pink pigskin breeches, about foxes at Ring's Bottom, which was now where the County Council kept the pauper lunatics, about Lady Bone's chintzes and crinolines. Nobody paid him any attention. The world had produced a new kind of gentleman altogether—a gentleman filled with ungentlemanly energy, a gentleman in dusty oilskins and motor goggles and a fantastic cap, a stink-producing gentleman, a fast, high-class badger, who constantly sped along the highways, escaping the dust and stink he always created. And his lady, as they could see her at Bun Hill, was a weather-beaten goddess, as lacking in refinement as a gypsy—not so much dressed as she was packed for transport at high speed.
So Bert grew up, filled with ideals of speed and enterprise, and became, so far as he became anything, a kind of bicycle engineer of the let's-have-a-look-at-it and enamel chipping variety. Even a road-racer, geared to a hundred and twenty, failed to satisfy him, and for a time he pined in vain at twenty miles an hour along roads that were continually more dusty and more crowded with mechanical traffic. But at last his savings accumulated, and his chance came. The hire-purchase system bridged a financial gap, and one bright and memorable Sunday morning he wheeled his new possession through the shop into the road, got on to it with the advice and assistance of Grubb, and teuf-teuffed off into the haze of the traffic-tortured high road, to add himself as one more voluntary public danger to the amenities of the south of England.
So Bert grew up, filled with dreams of speed and adventure, and became, at least to some extent, a kind of bicycle mechanic who was all about inspecting and fixing bikes. Even a road racer, outfitted to hit a hundred and twenty, didn't do it for him, and for a while, he sat idly, longing to go faster than twenty miles an hour along roads that kept getting dustier and more packed with cars. But eventually, he saved enough money, and his opportunity arrived. The hire-purchase plan helped him out financially, and one bright, memorable Sunday morning, he rolled his new bike through the shop and onto the road, got on with some help from Grubb, and took off into the haze of the busy highway, becoming just another added risk to the roadways of southern England.
“Orf to Brighton!” said old Smallways, regarding his youngest son from the sitting-room window over the green-grocer's shop with something between pride and reprobation. “When I was 'is age, I'd never been to London, never bin south of Crawley—never bin anywhere on my own where I couldn't walk. And nobody didn't go. Not unless they was gentry. Now every body's orf everywhere; the whole dratted country sims flying to pieces. Wonder they all get back. Orf to Brighton indeed! Anybody want to buy 'orses?”
“Off to Brighton!” said old Smallways, looking at his youngest son from the sitting-room window above the green-grocer's shop with a mix of pride and disapproval. “When I was his age, I’d never been to London, never gone south of Crawley—never been anywhere on my own that I couldn’t walk to. And nobody went. Not unless they were wealthy. Now everyone’s off everywhere; the whole darn country seems to be falling apart. I wonder how they all manage to come back. Off to Brighton indeed! Anyone want to buy horses?”
“You can't say I bin to Brighton, father,” said Tom.
"You can't say I went to Brighton, Dad," said Tom.
“Nor don't want to go,” said Jessica sharply; “creering about and spendin' your money.”
“Nor do I want to go,” Jessica said sharply; “messing around and spending your money.”
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For a time the possibilities of the motor-bicycle so occupied Bert's mind that he remained regardless of the new direction in which the striving soul of man was finding exercise and refreshment. He failed to observe that the type of motor-car, like the type of bicycle, was settling-down and losing its adventurous quality. Indeed, it is as true as it is remarkable that Tom was the first to observe the new development. But his gardening made him attentive to the heavens, and the proximity of the Bun Hill gas-works and the Crystal Palace, from which ascents were continually being made, and presently the descent of ballast upon his potatoes, conspired to bear in upon his unwilling mind the fact that the Goddess of Change was turning her disturbing attention to the sky. The first great boom in aeronautics was beginning.
For a while, Bert was so focused on the possibilities of the motorbike that he didn't notice the new way people were exploring and refreshing their spirits. He overlooked that the design of cars, just like bicycles, was becoming more stable and losing its adventurous vibe. In fact, it’s quite remarkable that Tom was the first to notice this change. His gardening kept him aware of the skies, and the nearby Bun Hill gas works and the Crystal Palace, where flights were happening all the time, along with the falling ballast on his potatoes, forced him to realize, even if he didn't want to, that the Goddess of Change was turning her unsettling gaze towards the sky. The first major surge in aviation was starting.
Grubb and Bert heard of it in a music-hall, then it was driven home to their minds by the cinematograph, then Bert's imagination was stimulated by a sixpenny edition of that aeronautic classic, Mr. George Griffith's “Clipper of the Clouds,” and so the thing really got hold of them.
Grubb and Bert first heard about it in a music hall, then it was reinforced in their minds by a movie, and then Bert's imagination was sparked by a sixpenny edition of that aeronautic classic, Mr. George Griffith's “Clipper of the Clouds,” and that's when it really grabbed their attention.
At first the most obvious aspect was the multiplication of balloons. The sky of Bun Hill began to be infested by balloons. On Wednesday and Saturday afternoons particularly you could scarcely look skyward for a quarter of an hour without discovering a balloon somewhere. And then one bright day Bert, motoring toward Croydon, was arrested by the insurgence of a huge, bolster-shaped monster from the Crystal Palace grounds, and obliged to dismount and watch it. It was like a bolster with a broken nose, and below it, and comparatively small, was a stiff framework bearing a man and an engine with a screw that whizzed round in front and a sort of canvas rudder behind. The framework had an air of dragging the reluctant gas-cylinder after it like a brisk little terrier towing a shy gas-distended elephant into society. The combined monster certainly travelled and steered. It went overhead perhaps a thousand feet up (Bert heard the engine), sailed away southward, vanished over the hills, reappeared a little blue outline far off in the east, going now very fast before a gentle south-west gale, returned above the Crystal Palace towers, circled round them, chose a position for descent, and sank down out of sight.
At first, the most obvious thing was the sheer number of balloons. The sky over Bun Hill started to be filled with balloons. Especially on Wednesday and Saturday afternoons, you could hardly look up for even fifteen minutes without spotting one. Then one bright day, Bert, driving toward Croydon, was captivated by the sight of a gigantic, cushion-shaped balloon rising from the Crystal Palace grounds, forcing him to stop and watch. It was like a cushion with a bent nose, and below it was a sturdy frame carrying a man and an engine with a propeller spinning in front and a kind of canvas rudder behind. The frame seemed to pull the reluctant gas tank along like a lively little terrier dragging a timid gas-filled elephant into a crowd. The combined contraption definitely moved and navigated. It soared about a thousand feet in the air (Bert could hear the engine), flew southward, disappeared over the hills, then reemerged as a small blue shape far off in the east, now racing quickly in a gentle south-west breeze, returned above the Crystal Palace towers, circled around them, picked a spot to land, and gradually dropped out of sight.
Bert sighed deeply, and turned to his motor-bicycle again.
Bert let out a deep sigh and turned back to his motorcycle.
And that was only the beginning of a succession of strange phenomena in the heavens—cylinders, cones, pear-shaped monsters, even at last a thing of aluminium that glittered wonderfully, and that Grubb, through some confusion of ideas about armour plates, was inclined to consider a war machine.
And that was just the start of a series of unusual events in the sky—cylinders, cones, pear-shaped creatures, and finally a shiny object made of aluminum that sparkled beautifully. Grubb, due to some mixed-up thoughts about armor, was leaning towards thinking it was a war machine.
There followed actual flight.
Actual flight followed.
This, however, was not an affair that was visible from Bun Hill; it was something that occurred in private grounds or other enclosed places and, under favourable conditions, and it was brought home to Grubb and Bert Smallways only by means of the magazine page of the half-penny newspapers or by cinematograph records. But it was brought home very insistently, and in those days if, ever one heard a man saying in a public place in a loud, reassuring, confident tone, “It's bound to come,” the chances were ten to one he was talking of flying. And Bert got a box lid and wrote out in correct window-ticket style, and Grubb put in the window this inscription, “Aeroplanes made and repaired.” It quite upset Tom—it seemed taking one's shop so lightly; but most of the neighbours, and all the sporting ones, approved of it as being very good indeed.
This, however, was not something visible from Bun Hill; it was happening in private areas or other enclosed spaces, and only under the right conditions was it brought to Grubb and Bert Smallways through the magazine pages of cheap newspapers or through film records. But it was brought to them very insistently, and back then, if you heard a man saying in a public place in a loud, reassuring, confident tone, “It's bound to come,” the odds were ten to one he was talking about flying. So, Bert grabbed a box lid and wrote out, in the style of a window sign, and Grubb put this message in the window: “Aeroplanes made and repaired.” It really upset Tom—it felt like taking their business so lightly; but most of the neighbors, especially the sporty ones, thought it was quite a good idea.
Everybody talked of flying, everybody repeated over and over again, “Bound to come,” and then you know it didn't come. There was a hitch. They flew—that was all right; they flew in machines heavier than air. But they smashed. Sometimes they smashed the engine, sometimes they smashed the aeronaut, usually they smashed both. Machines that made flights of three or four miles and came down safely, went up the next time to headlong disaster. There seemed no possible trusting to them. The breeze upset them, the eddies near the ground upset them, a passing thought in the mind of the aeronaut upset them. Also they upset—simply.
Everyone was talking about flying, everyone kept saying, “It’s bound to happen,” but then you know it didn’t happen. There was a problem. They were flying—that was fine; they flew in machines that were heavier than air. But they crashed. Sometimes they broke the engine, sometimes they injured the pilot, and most of the time, they ended up messing up both. Machines that could fly three or four miles and land safely would go up again only to face disaster. It felt impossible to trust them. The breeze would throw them off, the wind near the ground would upset them, even a stray thought in the pilot’s mind could disrupt everything. They just fell apart—plain and simple.
“It's this 'stability' does 'em,” said Grubb, repeating his newspaper. “They pitch and they pitch, till they pitch themselves to pieces.”
“It's this 'stability' that does them in,” Grubb said, echoing what he read in the newspaper. “They keep pushing and pushing, until they wear themselves out.”
Experiments fell away after two expectant years of this sort of success, the public and then the newspapers tired of the expensive photographic reproductions, the optimistic reports, the perpetual sequence of triumph and disaster and silence. Flying slumped, even ballooning fell away to some extent, though it remained a fairly popular sport, and continued to lift gravel from the wharf of the Bun Hill gas-works and drop it upon deserving people's lawns and gardens. There were half a dozen reassuring years for Tom—at least so far as flying was concerned. But that was the great time of mono-rail development, and his anxiety was only diverted from the high heavens by the most urgent threats and symptoms of change in the lower sky.
Experiments faded after two hopeful years of this kind of success. The public and the newspapers grew tired of the costly photographic reproductions, the upbeat reports, the endless cycle of wins and losses, and the silence that followed. Interest in flying dwindled; even ballooning declined to some degree, although it remained a fairly popular pastime, still lifting gravel from the Bun Hill gas-works wharf and dropping it onto the lawns and gardens of deserving people. Tom had a reassuring six years—at least in terms of flying. But this was also the peak of mono-rail development, and his anxiety shifted away from the skies above to the urgent signs of change in the skies below.
There had been talk of mono-rails for several years. But the real mischief began when Brennan sprang his gyroscopic mono-rail car upon the Royal Society. It was the leading sensation of the 1907 soirees; that celebrated demonstration-room was all too small for its exhibition. Brave soldiers, leading Zionists, deserving novelists, noble ladies, congested the narrow passage and thrust distinguished elbows into ribs the world would not willingly let break, deeming themselves fortunate if they could see “just a little bit of the rail.” Inaudible, but convincing, the great inventor expounded his discovery, and sent his obedient little model of the trains of the future up gradients, round curves, and across a sagging wire. It ran along its single rail, on its single wheels, simple and sufficient; it stopped, reversed stood still, balancing perfectly. It maintained its astounding equilibrium amidst a thunder of applause. The audience dispersed at last, discussing how far they would enjoy crossing an abyss on a wire cable. “Suppose the gyroscope stopped!” Few of them anticipated a tithe of what the Brennan mono-rail would do for their railway securities and the face of the world.
There had been talk of monorails for several years. But the real excitement started when Brennan unveiled his gyroscopic monorail car to the Royal Society. It was the standout attraction of the 1907 gatherings; that famous demonstration room was way too small for the presentation. Brave soldiers, prominent Zionists, acclaimed novelists, and noble ladies crowded the narrow hallway, jostling each other and trying to get a glimpse of “just a little bit of the rail.” Though inaudible, the great inventor passionately explained his discovery while his small model of the trains of the future climbed gradients, navigated curves, and balanced on a sagging wire. It ran smoothly on its single rail and single wheels; it stopped, reversed, and stood still, balancing perfectly. It maintained its incredible equilibrium amid a thunderous applause. Eventually, the audience dispersed, discussing how comfortable they would feel crossing a chasm on a wire cable. “What if the gyroscope stopped?” Few anticipated the huge impact the Brennan monorail would have on their railway investments and the world at large.
In a few, years they realised better. In a little while no one thought anything of crossing an abyss on a wire, and the mono-rail was superseding the tram-lines, railways: and indeed every form of track for mechanical locomotion. Where land was cheap the rail ran along the ground, where it was dear the rail lifted up on iron standards and passed overhead; its swift, convenient cars went everywhere and did everything that had once been done along made tracks upon the ground.
In a few years, they understood better. Soon, no one thought twice about crossing a chasm on a wire, and the monorail was replacing tram lines and railways, as well as every other form of track for mechanical transportation. Where land was cheap, the rail ran along the ground; where it was expensive, the rail was elevated on iron supports and passed overhead. Its fast, convenient cars went everywhere and handled everything that had once been done along established tracks on the ground.
When old Smallways died, Tom could think of nothing more striking to say of him than that, “When he was a boy, there wasn't nothing higher than your chimbleys—there wasn't a wire nor a cable in the sky!”
When old Smallways passed away, Tom couldn't think of anything more memorable to say about him than, “When he was a kid, there was nothing taller than your chimneys—there wasn't a single wire or cable in the sky!”
Old Smallways went to his grave under an intricate network of wires and cables, for Bun Hill became not only a sort of minor centre of power distribution—the Home Counties Power Distribution Company set up transformers and a generating station close beside the old gas-works—but, also a junction on the suburban mono-rail system. Moreover, every tradesman in the place, and indeed nearly every house, had its own telephone.
Old Smallways went to his grave surrounded by a complex web of wires and cables, as Bun Hill turned into not just a small hub for power distribution—the Home Counties Power Distribution Company installed transformers and a generating station next to the old gas works—but also a stop on the suburban monorail system. Plus, every shopkeeper in the area, and almost every home, had its own telephone.
The mono-rail cable standard became a striking fact in urban landscape, for the most part stout iron erections rather like tapering trestles, and painted a bright bluish green. One, it happened, bestrode Tom's house, which looked still more retiring and apologetic beneath its immensity; and another giant stood just inside the corner of his garden, which was still not built upon and unchanged, except for a couple of advertisement boards, one recommending a two-and-sixpenny watch, and one a nerve restorer. These, by the bye, were placed almost horizontally to catch the eye of the passing mono-rail passengers above, and so served admirably to roof over a tool-shed and a mushroom-shed for Tom. All day and all night the fast cars from Brighton and Hastings went murmuring by overhead long, broad, comfortable-looking cars, that were brightly lit after dusk. As they flew by at night, transient flares of light and a rumbling sound of passage, they kept up a perpetual summer lightning and thunderstorm in the street below.
The monorail cable system became a striking feature of the urban landscape, mostly made up of sturdy iron structures that resembled tapering trestles and were painted a bright bluish-green. One of them crossed over Tom's house, making it look even more modest and out of place beneath its massive presence; another giant stood just inside the corner of his garden, which was still undeveloped and unchanged, except for a couple of advertisement boards—one promoting a two-and-sixpenny watch and the other a nerve restorer. These boards were positioned almost horizontally to catch the attention of the passing monorail passengers above, effectively serving as a roof over Tom's tool shed and mushroom shed. All day and night, the fast trains from Brighton and Hastings swooshed by overhead—long, wide, comfortable-looking cars that were brightly lit after dark. As they sped past at night, they created fleeting flashes of light and a rumbling sound, generating a constant backdrop of summer lightning and thunder in the street below.
Presently the English Channel was bridged—a series of great iron Eiffel Tower pillars carrying mono-rail cables at a height of a hundred and fifty feet above the water, except near the middle, where they rose higher to allow the passage of the London and Antwerp shipping and the Hamburg-America liners.
Right now, the English Channel had a bridge—a series of massive iron Eiffel Tower pillars supporting monorail cables at a height of one hundred fifty feet above the water, except in the middle, where they rose even higher to let through the London and Antwerp shipping and the Hamburg-America liners.
Then heavy motor-cars began to run about on only a couple of wheels, one behind the other, which for some reason upset Tom dreadfully, and made him gloomy for days after the first one passed the shop...
Then big cars started to drive around on just a couple of wheels, one behind the other, which for some reason really upset Tom and made him gloomy for days after the first one passed the shop...
All this gyroscopic and mono-rail development naturally absorbed a vast amount of public attention, and there was also a huge excitement consequent upon the amazing gold discoveries off the coast of Anglesea made by a submarine prospector, Miss Patricia Giddy. She had taken her degree in geology and mineralogy in the University of London, and while working upon the auriferous rocks of North Wales, after a brief holiday spent in agitating for women's suffrage, she had been struck by the possibility of these reefs cropping up again under the water. She had set herself to verify this supposition by the use of the submarine crawler invented by Doctor Alberto Cassini. By a happy mingling of reasoning and intuition peculiar to her sex she found gold at her first descent, and emerged after three hours' submersion with about two hundredweight of ore containing gold in the unparalleled quantity of seventeen ounces to the ton. But the whole story of her submarine mining, intensely interesting as it is, must be told at some other time; suffice it now to remark simply that it was during the consequent great rise of prices, confidence, and enterprise that the revival of interest in flying occurred.
All the development in gyroscopes and monorails naturally captured a lot of public attention, and there was also huge excitement following the incredible gold discoveries off the coast of Anglesea made by a submarine prospector, Miss Patricia Giddy. She earned her degree in geology and mineralogy from the University of London, and while working on the gold-bearing rocks of North Wales, after a short vacation spent advocating for women’s suffrage, she realized that these reefs might be present again underwater. She set out to confirm this idea using the submarine crawler invented by Doctor Alberto Cassini. By a fortunate mix of reasoning and intuition unique to her, she found gold on her first dive and emerged after three hours underwater with about two hundredweight of ore containing an astonishing seventeen ounces of gold per ton. However, the full story of her underwater mining, though incredibly fascinating, will have to wait for another time; it’s enough to say that it was during the resulting surge in prices, confidence, and entrepreneurial spirit that interest in flying was revitalized.
4
4
It is curious how that revival began. It was like the coming of a breeze on a quiet day; nothing started it, it came. People began to talk of flying with an air of never having for one moment dropped the subject. Pictures of flying and flying machines returned to the newspapers; articles and allusions increased and multiplied in the serious magazines. People asked in mono-rail trains, “When are we going to fly?” A new crop of inventors sprang up in a night or so like fungi. The Aero Club announced the project of a great Flying Exhibition in a large area of ground that the removal of slums in Whitechapel had rendered available.
It's interesting how that revival started. It was like a breeze on a calm day; there was no clear reason for it, it just happened. People began talking about flying as if they’d always been discussing it. Images of flying and flying machines reappeared in the newspapers; articles and references started to pop up more frequently in serious magazines. People on monorail trains would ask, “When are we going to fly?” A new wave of inventors seemed to appear overnight like mushrooms. The Aero Club announced plans for a major Flying Exhibition on a large piece of land that the clearing of slums in Whitechapel had made available.
The advancing wave soon produced a sympathetic ripple in the Bun Hill establishment. Grubb routed out his flying-machine model again, tried it in the yard behind the shop, got a kind of flight out of it, and broke seventeen panes of glass and nine flower-pots in the greenhouse that occupied the next yard but one.
The approaching wave quickly created a corresponding stir in the Bun Hill establishment. Grubb dug out his flying-machine model again, tested it in the yard behind the shop, managed to get it in the air for a bit, and ended up breaking seventeen panes of glass and nine flower pots in the greenhouse next door.
And then, springing from nowhere, sustained one knew not how, came a persistent, disturbing rumour that the problem had been solved, that the secret was known. Bert met it one early-closing afternoon as he refreshed himself in an inn near Nutfield, whither his motor-bicycle had brought him. There smoked and meditated a person in khaki, an engineer, who presently took an interest in Bert's machine. It was a sturdy piece of apparatus, and it had acquired a kind of documentary value in these quick-changing times; it was now nearly eight years old. Its points discussed, the soldier broke into a new topic with, “My next's going to be an aeroplane, so far as I can see. I've had enough of roads and ways.”
And then, out of nowhere, and no one really knew how, a persistent, unsettling rumor started going around that the problem had been fixed, that the secret was out. Bert ran into it one early afternoon while he was taking a break in a pub near Nutfield, where his motorcycle had taken him. There was a guy in khaki, an engineer, who was smoking and deep in thought, and he soon showed an interest in Bert's bike. It was a sturdy piece of machinery that had gained a sort of historical significance in these rapidly changing times; it was now almost eight years old. After discussing its features, the soldier switched topics and said, “My next one’s going to be an airplane, as far as I can tell. I’ve had enough of roads and paths.”
“They TORK,” said Bert.
“They TORK,” Bert said.
“They talk—and they do,” said the soldier.
“They talk—and they actually do,” said the soldier.
“The thing's coming—”
“The thing is coming—”
“It keeps ON coming,” said Bert; “I shall believe when I see it.”
“It keeps coming,” said Bert; “I’ll believe it when I see it.”
“That won't be long,” said the soldier.
"That won't take long," said the soldier.
The conversation seemed degenerating into an amiable wrangle of contradiction.
The conversation started to turn into a friendly argument full of opposing views.
“I tell you they ARE flying,” the soldier insisted. “I see it myself.”
“I’m telling you, they ARE flying,” the soldier insisted. “I see it myself.”
“We've all seen it,” said Bert.
“We've all seen it,” Bert said.
“I don't mean flap up and smash up; I mean real, safe, steady, controlled flying, against the wind, good and right.”
“I don't mean flapping around and crashing; I mean real, safe, steady, controlled flying, against the wind, good and right.”
“You ain't seen that!”
“You haven’t seen that!”
“I 'AVE! Aldershot. They try to keep it a secret. They got it right enough. You bet—our War Office isn't going to be caught napping this time.”
“I have! Aldershot. They try to keep it a secret. They got it right enough. You bet—our War Office isn’t going to be caught off guard this time.”
Bert's incredulity was shaken. He asked questions—and the soldier expanded.
Bert couldn't believe it. He asked questions—and the soldier kept talking.
“I tell you they got nearly a square mile fenced in—a sort of valley. Fences of barbed wire ten feet high, and inside that they do things. Chaps about the camp—now and then we get a peep. It isn't only us neither. There's the Japanese; you bet they got it too—and the Germans!”
“I’m telling you, they’ve got almost a square mile fenced off—a kind of valley. There are fences made of barbed wire that are ten feet tall, and inside that, they do stuff. The guys around the camp—every now and then, we get a glimpse. It’s not just us, either. The Japanese; you can bet they’ve got it too—and the Germans!”
The soldier stood with his legs very wide apart, and filled his pipe thoughtfully. Bert sat on the low wall against which his motor-bicycle was leaning.
The soldier stood with his legs spread wide apart, filling his pipe with deep thought. Bert sat on the low wall where his motorbike was leaning.
“Funny thing fighting'll be,” he said.
“Fighting will be a funny thing,” he said.
“Flying's going to break out,” said the soldier. “When it DOES come, when the curtain does go up, I tell you you'll find every one on the stage—busy.... Such fighting, too!... I suppose you don't read the papers about this sort of thing?”
“Flying's going to take off,” said the soldier. “When it DOES happen, when the show finally begins, you’ll see everyone on stage—busy.... Such fighting, too!... I guess you don’t keep up with the news about this kind of stuff?”
“I read 'em a bit,” said Bert.
“I read them a bit,” said Bert.
“Well, have you noticed what one might call the remarkable case of the disappearing inventor—the inventor who turns up in a blaze of publicity, fires off a few successful experiments, and vanishes?”
“Well, have you noticed what you could call the astonishing case of the disappearing inventor—the inventor who appears in a rush of publicity, conducts a few successful experiments, and then disappears?”
“Can't say I 'ave,” said Bert.
"Can’t say I have," said Bert.
“Well, I 'ave, anyhow. You get anybody come along who does anything striking in this line, and, you bet, he vanishes. Just goes off quietly out of sight. After a bit, you don't hear anything more of 'em at all. See? They disappear. Gone—no address. First—oh! it's an old story now—there was those Wright Brothers out in America. They glided—they glided miles and miles. Finally they glided off stage. Why, it must be nineteen hundred and four, or five, THEY vanished! Then there was those people in Ireland—no, I forget their names. Everybody said they could fly. THEY went. They ain't dead that I've heard tell; but you can't say they're alive. Not a feather of 'em can you see. Then that chap who flew round Paris and upset in the Seine. De Booley, was it? I forget. That was a grand fly, in spite of the accident; but where's he got to? The accident didn't hurt him. Eh? 'E's gone to cover.”
“Well, I have, anyway. You get anyone who comes along and does something remarkable in this area, and, you bet, they disappear. Just quietly go out of sight. After a while, you don’t hear anything more about them at all. Get it? They vanish. Gone—no address. First—oh! it's an old story by now—there were those Wright Brothers in America. They glided—they glided for miles and miles. Finally, they glided off stage. It must be nineteen hundred and four or five, THEY vanished! Then there were those people in Ireland—no, I forget their names. Everybody said they could fly. THEY left. I haven’t heard that they’re dead; but you can’t say they’re alive. Not a trace of them to be seen. Then there was that guy who flew around Paris and crashed in the Seine. De Booley, was it? I forget. That was an impressive flight, despite the accident; but where’s he gone? The accident didn’t hurt him. Eh? He’s gone to ground.”
The soldier prepared to light his pipe.
The soldier got ready to light his pipe.
“Looks like a secret society got hold of them,” said Bert.
“Looks like a secret society got a hold of them,” Bert said.
“Secret society! NAW!”
"Secret society? No way!"
The soldier lit his match, and drew. “Secret society,” he repeated, with his pipe between his teeth and the match flaring, in response to his words. “War Departments; that's more like it.” He threw his match aside, and walked to his machine. “I tell you, sir,” he said, “there isn't a big Power in Europe, OR Asia, OR America, OR Africa, that hasn't got at least one or two flying machines hidden up its sleeve at the present time. Not one. Real, workable, flying machines. And the spying! The spying and manoeuvring to find out what the others have got. I tell you, sir, a foreigner, or, for the matter of that, an unaccredited native, can't get within four miles of Lydd nowadays—not to mention our little circus at Aldershot, and the experimental camp in Galway. No!”
The soldier lit his match and took a draw. “Secret society,” he said again, with his pipe between his teeth and the match flickering in response to his words. “War Departments; that's more like it.” He tossed his match aside and walked over to his machine. “I’m telling you, sir,” he said, “there isn’t a major power in Europe, OR Asia, OR America, OR Africa, that doesn’t have at least one or two flying machines hidden away right now. Not one. Real, functional flying machines. And the spying! The spying and maneuvering to find out what others have. I’m telling you, sir, a foreigner, or even an unaccredited local, can’t get within four miles of Lydd these days—not to mention our little operation at Aldershot and the experimental camp in Galway. No!”
“Well,” said Bert, “I'd like to see one of them, anyhow. Jest to help believing. I'll believe when I see, that I'll promise you.”
“Well,” said Bert, “I’d like to see one of them, anyway. Just to help me believe. I’ll believe it when I see it, I promise you.”
“You'll see 'em, fast enough,” said the soldier, and led his machine out into the road.
"You'll see them soon enough," said the soldier, and drove his machine out onto the road.
He left Bert on his wall, grave and pensive, with his cap on the back of his head, and a cigarette smouldering in the corner of his mouth.
He left Bert on the wall, serious and thoughtful, with his cap tilted back on his head and a cigarette glowing in the corner of his mouth.
“If what he says is true,” said Bert, “me and Grubb, we been wasting our blessed old time. Besides incurring expense with that green-'ouse.”
“If what he’s saying is true,” Bert said, “Grubb and I have been wasting our time. Plus, we’ve spent money on that greenhouse.”
5
5
It was while this mysterious talk with the soldier still stirred in Bert Smallways' imagination that the most astounding incident in the whole of that dramatic chapter of human history, the coming of flying, occurred. People talk glibly enough of epoch-making events; this was an epoch-making event. It was the unanticipated and entirely successful flight of Mr. Alfred Butteridge from the Crystal Palace to Glasgow and back in a small businesslike-looking machine heavier than air—an entirely manageable and controllable machine that could fly as well as a pigeon.
It was during this mysterious conversation with the soldier that Bert Smallways found himself captivated by the most incredible event in the entire dramatic chapter of human history: the arrival of flight. People often speak casually about groundbreaking moments; this was definitely one of them. It was the unexpected and completely successful journey of Mr. Alfred Butteridge from the Crystal Palace to Glasgow and back in a small, practical-looking machine that was heavier than air—an entirely manageable and controllable device that could fly just like a pigeon.
It wasn't, one felt, a fresh step forward in the matter so much as a giant stride, a leap. Mr. Butteridge remained in the air altogether for about nine hours, and during that time he flew with the ease and assurance of a bird. His machine was, however neither bird-like nor butterfly-like, nor had it the wide, lateral expansion of the ordinary aeroplane. The effect upon the observer was rather something in the nature of a bee or wasp. Parts of the apparatus were spinning very rapidly, and gave one a hazy effect of transparent wings; but parts, including two peculiarly curved “wing-cases”—if one may borrow a figure from the flying beetles—remained expanded stiffly. In the middle was a long rounded body like the body of a moth, and on this Mr. Butteridge could be seen sitting astride, much as a man bestrides a horse. The wasp-like resemblance was increased by the fact that the apparatus flew with a deep booming hum, exactly the sound made by a wasp at a windowpane.
It didn't feel like just a small step forward; it was more like a giant leap. Mr. Butteridge stayed airborne for about nine hours, and during that time, he flew with the ease and confidence of a bird. However, his machine was neither bird-like nor butterfly-like, nor did it have the wide, lateral shape of a typical airplane. To an observer, it resembled more of a bee or wasp. Some parts of the device were spinning quickly, giving the illusion of transparent wings; yet, other parts, including two uniquely curved "wing-cases"—borrowing a term from flying beetles—remained stiffly expanded. In the center was a long, rounded body similar to a moth's body, and Mr. Butteridge could be seen sitting on it, much like a man riding a horse. The wasp-like appearance was further enhanced by the deep, booming hum it made, exactly like the sound of a wasp buzzing against a windowpane.
Mr. Butteridge took the world by surprise. He was one of those gentlemen from nowhere Fate still succeeds in producing for the stimulation of mankind. He came, it was variously said, from Australia and America and the South of France. He was also described quite incorrectly as the son of a man who had amassed a comfortable fortune in the manufacture of gold nibs and the Butteridge fountain pens. But this was an entirely different strain of Butteridges. For some years, in spite of a loud voice, a large presence, an aggressive swagger, and an implacable manner, he had been an undistinguished member of most of the existing aeronautical associations. Then one day he wrote to all the London papers to announce that he had made arrangements for an ascent from the Crystal Palace of a machine that would demonstrate satisfactorily that the outstanding difficulties in the way of flying were finally solved. Few of the papers printed his letter, still fewer were the people who believed in his claim. No one was excited even when a fracas on the steps of a leading hotel in Piccadilly, in which he tried to horse-whip a prominent German musician upon some personal account, delayed his promised ascent. The quarrel was inadequately reported, and his name spelt variously Betteridge and Betridge. Until his flight indeed, he did not and could not contrive to exist in the public mind. There were scarcely thirty people on the look-out for him, in spite of all his clamour, when about six o'clock one summer morning the doors of the big shed in which he had been putting together his apparatus opened—it was near the big model of a megatherium in the Crystal Palace grounds—and his giant insect came droning out into a negligent and incredulous world.
Mr. Butteridge caught everyone off guard. He was one of those guys who seems to come out of nowhere, courtesy of fate, to shake things up for humanity. Some said he was from Australia, others claimed he hailed from America or the South of France. He was inaccurately described as the son of a man who had made a fortune from gold nibs and Butteridge fountain pens. But that was a completely different branch of the Butteridge family. For a few years, despite his loud voice, large stature, cocky swagger, and stern demeanor, he was just another face in the crowd of the existing aeronautical associations. Then one day, he wrote to all the London newspapers to announce that he had arranged a launch from the Crystal Palace of a machine that would prove beyond doubt that the major challenges of flying were finally resolved. Few papers printed his letter, and even fewer people believed him. No one seemed to care even when he got into a scuffle on the steps of a prominent hotel in Piccadilly, where he attempted to horse-whip a well-known German musician over some personal issue, which delayed his planned ascent. The altercation was poorly covered, and his name was misspelled in various ways, including Betteridge and Betridge. Until his flight, he hadn’t managed to make a mark in the public's mind. There were barely thirty people waiting for him, despite all his noise, when around six o'clock one summer morning, the doors of the large shed where he had been assembling his equipment swung open—it was near the massive model of a megatherium in the Crystal Palace grounds—and his enormous flying machine buzzed out into an indifferent and skeptical world.
But before he had made his second circuit of the Crystal Palace towers, Fame was lifting her trumpet, she drew a deep breath as the startled tramps who sleep on the seats of Trafalgar Square were roused by his buzz and awoke to discover him circling the Nelson column, and by the time he had got to Birmingham, which place he crossed about half-past ten, her deafening blast was echoing throughout the country. The despaired-of thing was done.
But before he completed his second lap around the Crystal Palace towers, Fame was raising her trumpet, taking a deep breath as the surprised homeless people sleeping on the benches in Trafalgar Square were startled awake by his buzz and saw him circling the Nelson column. By the time he got to Birmingham, which he passed around half-past ten, her loud blast was echoing across the country. The long-awaited event had happened.
A man was flying securely and well.
A man was flying safely and smoothly.
Scotland was agape for his coming. Glasgow he reached by one o'clock, and it is related that scarcely a ship-yard or factory in that busy hive of industry resumed work before half-past two. The public mind was just sufficiently educated in the impossibility of flying to appreciate Mr. Butteridge at his proper value. He circled the University buildings, and dropped to within shouting distance of the crowds in West End Park and on the slope of Gilmorehill. The thing flew quite steadily at a pace of about three miles an hour, in a wide circle, making a deep hum that, would have drowned his full, rich voice completely had he not provided himself with a megaphone. He avoided churches, buildings, and mono-rail cables with consummate ease as he conversed.
Scotland was buzzing for his arrival. He got to Glasgow by one o'clock, and it’s said that hardly any shipyard or factory in that busy hub resumed work before half-past two. The public was just informed enough about the impossibility of flying to really appreciate Mr. Butteridge's achievement. He flew around the University buildings and came down close enough for the crowds in West End Park and on the slope of Gilmorehill to hear him. The craft glided smoothly at about three miles an hour in a wide circle, making a deep hum that would have completely drowned out his rich voice if he hadn’t used a megaphone. He skillfully avoided churches, buildings, and monorail cables as he spoke.
“Me name's Butteridge,” he shouted; “B-U-T-T-E-R-I-D-G-E.—Got it? Me mother was Scotch.”
“ My name's Butteridge,” he shouted; “B-U-T-T-E-R-I-D-G-E.—Got it? My mother was Scottish.”
And having assured himself that he had been understood, he rose amidst cheers and shouting and patriotic cries, and then flew up very swiftly and easily into the south-eastern sky, rising and falling with long, easy undulations in an extraordinarily wasp-like manner.
And after making sure he was understood, he stood up to cheers, shouts, and patriotic cries, then soared quickly and effortlessly into the southeastern sky, rising and falling with long, graceful undulations in a remarkably wasp-like way.
His return to London—he visited and hovered over Manchester and Liverpool and Oxford on his way, and spelt his name out to each place—was an occasion of unparalleled excitement. Every one was staring heavenward. More people were run over in the streets upon that one day, than in the previous three months, and a County Council steamboat, the Isaac Walton, collided with a pier of Westminster Bridge, and narrowly escaped disaster by running ashore—it was low water—on the mud on the south side. He returned to the Crystal Palace grounds, that classic starting-point of aeronautical adventure, about sunset, re-entered his shed without disaster, and had the doors locked immediately upon the photographers and journalists who been waiting his return.
His return to London—after visiting and lingering in Manchester, Liverpool, and Oxford along the way, making sure everyone knew his name—was a moment of incredible excitement. Everyone was looking up. More people got run over in the streets that one day than in the last three months combined. A County Council steamboat, the Isaac Walton, crashed into a pier of Westminster Bridge and just barely avoided disaster by beaching itself on the mud on the south side when the tide was low. He got back to the Crystal Palace grounds, that iconic starting point of aviation adventure, around sunset, managed to re-enter his shed safely, and had the doors locked right away against the photographers and journalists who had been waiting for his return.
“Look here, you chaps,” he said, as his assistant did so, “I'm tired to death, and saddle sore. I can't give you a word of talk. I'm too—done. My name's Butteridge. B-U-T-T-E-R-I-D-G-E. Get that right. I'm an Imperial Englishman. I'll talk to you all to-morrow.”
“Listen up, guys,” he said, as his assistant did so, “I’m completely exhausted and sore from riding. I can’t chat with you right now. I’m too—done. My name is Butteridge. B-U-T-T-E-R-I-D-G-E. Make sure you get that right. I’m an Imperial Englishman. I’ll talk to you all tomorrow.”
Foggy snapshots still survive to record that incident. His assistant struggles in a sea of aggressive young men carrying note-books or upholding cameras and wearing bowler hats and enterprising ties. He himself towers up in the doorway, a big figure with a mouth—an eloquent cavity beneath a vast black moustache—distorted by his shout to these relentless agents of publicity. He towers there, the most famous man in the country.
Foggy snapshots still exist to capture that moment. His assistant fights to stay afloat among a crowd of ambitious young men with notebooks or cameras, all wearing bowler hats and flashy ties. He stands tall in the doorway, a large figure with a wide mouth—an expressive gap beneath a huge black mustache—twisted by his shout to these relentless publicity seekers. He stands there, the most famous man in the country.
Almost symbolically he holds and gesticulates with a megaphone in his left hand.
Almost symbolically, he holds and gestures with a megaphone in his left hand.
6
6
Tom and Bert Smallways both saw that return. They watched from the crest of Bun Hill, from which they had so often surveyed the pyrotechnics of the Crystal Palace. Bert was excited, Tom kept calm and lumpish, but neither of them realised how their own lives were to be invaded by the fruits of that beginning. “P'raps old Grubb'll mind the shop a bit now,” he said, “and put his blessed model in the fire. Not that that can save us, if we don't tide over with Steinhart's account.”
Tom and Bert Smallways both saw that return. They watched from the top of Bun Hill, where they had often watched the fireworks at the Crystal Palace. Bert was excited, while Tom remained calm and heavy, but neither of them realized how their own lives were about to be impacted by what was starting. “Maybe old Grubb will take care of the shop for a bit now,” he said, “and throw his precious model in the fire. Not that will save us if we can't get through Steinhart's bill.”
Bert knew enough of things and the problem of aeronautics to realise that this gigantic imitation of a bee would, to use his own idiom, “give the newspapers fits.” The next day it was clear the fits had been given even as he said: their magazine pages were black with hasty photographs, their prose was convulsive, they foamed at the headline. The next day they were worse. Before the week was out they were not so much published as carried screaming into the street.
Bert knew enough about things and the issue of aeronautics to understand that this massive imitation of a bee would, in his own words, “drive the newspapers crazy.” The next day, it was obvious they were indeed going crazy: their magazine pages were filled with rushed photographs, their writing was frantic, and they were overflowing with sensational headlines. The following day, things got even worse. By the end of the week, the newspapers were not just published; they were being shouted about in the streets.
The dominant fact in the uproar was the exceptional personality of Mr. Butteridge, and the extraordinary terms he demanded for the secret of his machine.
The main thing causing the chaos was Mr. Butteridge's remarkable personality and the outrageous demands he made for the secret of his machine.
For it was a secret and he kept it secret in the most elaborate fashion. He built his apparatus himself in the safe privacy of the great Crystal Palace sheds, with the assistance of inattentive workmen, and the day next following his flight he took it to pieces single handed, packed certain portions, and then secured unintelligent assistance in packing and dispersing the rest. Sealed packing-cases went north and east and west to various pantechnicons, and the engines were boxed with peculiar care. It became evident these precautions were not inadvisable in view of the violent demand for any sort of photograph or impressions of his machine. But Mr. Butteridge, having once made his demonstration, intended to keep his secret safe from any further risk of leakage. He faced the British public now with the question whether they wanted his secret or not; he was, he said perpetually, an “Imperial Englishman,” and his first wish and his last was to see his invention the privilege and monopoly of the Empire. Only—
For it was a secret, and he kept it in the most intricate way. He built his device himself in the safe privacy of the large Crystal Palace sheds, with the help of inattentive workers. The day after his flight, he dismantled it alone, packed some parts, and then got some clueless help with packing and distributing the rest. Sealed crates were sent north, east, and west to various locations, and the engines were carefully boxed. It became clear that these precautions were wise given the intense demand for any kind of photos or impressions of his machine. But Mr. Butteridge, having made his demonstration, wanted to ensure his secret was safe from any further leaks. He confronted the British public with the question of whether they wanted his secret or not; he constantly referred to himself as an “Imperial Englishman,” and his first and last wish was to see his invention become the privilege and monopoly of the Empire. Only—
It was there the difficulty began.
It was there that the struggle started.
Mr. Butteridge, it became evident, was a man singularly free from any false modesty—indeed, from any modesty of any kind—singularly willing to see interviewers, answer questions upon any topic except aeronautics, volunteer opinions, criticisms, and autobiography, supply portraits and photographs of himself, and generally spread his personality across the terrestrial sky. The published portraits insisted primarily upon an immense black moustache, and secondarily upon a fierceness behind the moustache. The general impression upon the public was that Butteridge, was a small man. No one big, it was felt, could have so virulently aggressive an expression, though, as a matter of fact, Butteridge had a height of six feet two inches, and a weight altogether proportionate to that. Moreover, he had a love affair of large and unusual dimensions and irregular circumstances and the still largely decorous British public learnt with reluctance and alarm that a sympathetic treatment of this affair was inseparable from the exclusive acquisition of the priceless secret of aerial stability by the British Empire. The exact particulars of the similarity never came to light, but apparently the lady had, in a fit of high-minded inadvertence, had gone through the ceremony of marriage with, one quotes the unpublished discourse of Mr. Butteridge—“a white-livered skunk,” and this zoological aberration did in some legal and vexatious manner mar her social happiness. He wanted to talk about the business, to show the splendour of her nature in the light of its complications. It was really most embarrassing to a press that has always possessed a considerable turn for reticence, that wanted things personal indeed in the modern fashion. Yet not too personal. It was embarrassing, I say, to be inexorably confronted with Mr. Butteridge's great heart, to see it laid open in relentlesss self-vivisection, and its pulsating dissepiments adorned with emphatic flag labels.
Mr. Butteridge was clearly a man who was completely free from any kind of false modesty—actually, from any modesty at all. He was very open to meeting with interviewers, answering questions on any topic except aeronautics, sharing his opinions, critiques, and life story, providing portraits and photos of himself, and generally making his personality known everywhere. The published images emphasized his huge black mustache and, secondarily, the fierce look behind it. The public impression was that Butteridge was a small man; it felt like no one tall could have such an aggressively strong expression. In reality, Butteridge stood six feet two inches tall, with a weight that matched. Moreover, he was involved in a significant and unusual love affair, and the still mostly proper British public learned with unease that a sympathetic understanding of this affair was tied to the British Empire's exclusive claim to the invaluable secret of aerial stability. The exact details connecting the two were never revealed, but apparently the woman had, in a moment of misguided nobility, entered into marriage with—using Mr. Butteridge’s unpublished words—a “cowardly scoundrel,” and this legal complication had somehow tarnished her social happiness. He wanted to discuss the situation, to highlight her true character amidst its complexities. It was quite uncomfortable for a press that had always leaned towards discretion, wanting things personal in a contemporary way, but not too personal. It was indeed awkward to be faced head-on with Mr. Butteridge's big heart, to see it exposed in relentless self-analysis, with its beating chambers adorned with bold labels.
Confronted they were, and there was no getting away from it. He would make this appalling viscus beat and throb before the shrinking journalists—no uncle with a big watch and a little baby ever harped upon it so relentlessly; whatever evasion they attempted he set aside. He “gloried in his love,” he said, and compelled them to write it down.
They were confronted, and there was no way to escape it. He would make this awful, sticky truth beat and throb in front of the shrinking journalists—no uncle with a big watch and a little baby ever brought it up so insistently; whatever avoidance they tried, he pushed it aside. He “gloried in his love,” he said, and forced them to write it down.
“That's of course a private affair, Mr. Butteridge,” they would object.
"That's obviously a personal matter, Mr. Butteridge," they would argue.
“The injustice, sorr, is public. I do not care either I am up against institutions or individuals. I do not care if I am up against the universal All. I am pleading the cause of a woman, a woman I lurve, sorr—a noble woman—misunderstood. I intend to vindicate her, sorr, to the four winds of heaven!”
“The injustice, sir, is public. I don’t care if I’m up against institutions or individuals. I don’t care if I’m up against the entire world. I’m advocating for a woman, a woman I love, sir—a noble woman—who is misunderstood. I intend to clear her name, sir, to the four corners of the earth!”
“I lurve England,” he used to say—“lurve England, but Puritanism, sorr, I abhor. It fills me with loathing. It raises my gorge. Take my own case.”
“I love England,” he used to say—“love England, but Puritanism, sorry, I can't stand it. It fills me with disgust. It makes me sick. Just look at my own situation.”
He insisted relentlessly upon his heart, and upon seeing proofs of the interview. If they had not done justice to his erotic bellowings and gesticulations, he stuck in, in a large inky scrawl, all and more than they had omitted.
He kept pushing his feelings, and when he saw proof of the meeting. If they hadn’t fully captured his passionate shouts and gestures, he would add everything and more in a big, messy handwritten note.
It was a strangely embarrassing thing for British journalism. Never was there a more obvious or uninteresting affair; never had the world heard the story of erratic affection with less appetite or sympathy. On the other hand it was extremely curious about Mr. Butteridge's invention. But when Mr. Butteridge could be deflected for a moment from the cause of the lady he championed, then he talked chiefly, and usually with tears of tenderness in his voice, about his mother and his childhood—his mother who crowned a complete encyclopedia of maternal virtue by being “largely Scotch.” She was not quite neat, but nearly so. “I owe everything in me to me mother,” he asserted—“everything. Eh!” and—“ask any man who's done anything. You'll hear the same story. All we have we owe to women. They are the species, sorr. Man is but a dream. He comes and goes. The woman's soul leadeth us upward and on!”
It was a strangely embarrassing moment for British journalism. Never had there been a more obvious or uninteresting situation; the world showed little interest or sympathy for the tale of erratic affection. However, it was very curious about Mr. Butteridge's invention. But when Mr. Butteridge could momentarily shift his focus from the lady he was supporting, he primarily spoke, often with tears of tenderness in his voice, about his mother and his childhood—his mother, who completed an entire encyclopedia of maternal goodness by being “largely Scotch.” She wasn’t exactly tidy, but she was close. “I owe everything in me to me mother,” he asserted—“everything. Eh!” and—“ask any man who's accomplished anything. You'll hear the same story. All we have, we owe to women. They are the true essence, sir. Man is just a fleeting presence. He comes and goes. The woman's soul guides us upward and forward!”
He was always going on like that.
He was always talking like that.
What in particular he wanted from the Government for his secret did not appear, nor what beyond a money payment could be expected from a modern state in such an affair. The general effect upon judicious observers, indeed, was not that he was treating for anything, but that he was using an unexampled opportunity to bellow and show off to an attentive world. Rumours of his real identity spread abroad. It was said that he had been the landlord of an ambiguous hotel in Cape Town, and had there given shelter to, and witnessed, the experiments and finally stolen the papers and plans of, an extremely shy and friendless young inventor named Palliser, who had come to South Africa from England in an advanced stage of consumption, and died there. This, at any rate, was the allegation of the more outspoken American press. But the proof or disproof of that never reached the public.
What he specifically wanted from the government for his secret wasn’t clear, nor was it obvious what a modern state could offer in such a situation beyond a cash payment. The overall impression on thoughtful observers was not that he was negotiating anything, but rather that he was taking an extraordinary opportunity to boast and perform for an attentive audience. Rumors about his true identity circulated widely. People said he had owned a questionable hotel in Cape Town, where he had provided refuge to and witnessed the work of a very shy and lonely young inventor named Palliser, who had come to South Africa from England suffering from advanced tuberculosis, and eventually died there. This was, at least, what the more vocal American press claimed. However, the proof or disproof of that never reached the public.
Mr. Butteridge also involved himself passionately in a tangle of disputes for the possession of a great number of valuable money prizes. Some of these had been offered so long ago as 1906 for successful mechanical flight. By the time of Mr. Butteridge's success a really very considerable number of newspapers, tempted by the impunity of the pioneers in this direction, had pledged themselves to pay in some cases, quite overwhelming sums to the first person to fly from Manchester to Glasgow, from London to Manchester, one hundred miles, two hundred miles in England, and the like. Most had hedged a little with ambiguous conditions, and now offered resistance; one or two paid at once, and vehemently called attention to the fact; and Mr. Butteridge plunged into litigation with the more recalcitrant, while at the same time sustaining a vigorous agitation and canvass to induce the Government to purchase his invention.
Mr. Butteridge passionately got involved in a complicated series of disputes over a large number of valuable cash prizes. Some of these had been offered way back in 1906 for successful mechanical flight. By the time Mr. Butteridge achieved success, quite a few newspapers, drawn in by the freedom of the pioneers in this area, had committed to paying huge amounts to the first person to fly from Manchester to Glasgow, from London to Manchester, one hundred miles, two hundred miles in England, and so on. Most had added some vague conditions and were now resisting; a couple of them paid right away and made a big deal out of it; meanwhile, Mr. Butteridge jumped into legal battles with the more stubborn ones while also actively campaigning to get the Government to buy his invention.
One fact, however, remained permanent throughout all the developments of this affair behind Butteridge's preposterous love interest, his politics and personality, and all his shouting and boasting, and that was that, so far as the mass of people knew, he was in sole possession of the secret of the practicable aeroplane in which, for all one could tell to the contrary, the key of the future empire of the world resided. And presently, to the great consternation of innumerable people, including among others Mr. Bert Smallways, it became apparent that whatever negotiations were in progress for the acquisition of this precious secret by the British Government were in danger of falling through. The London Daily Requiem first voiced the universal alarm, and published an interview under the terrific caption of, “Mr. Butteridge Speaks his Mind.”
One fact, however, remained constant throughout all the developments around Butteridge's ridiculous love life, his politics and personality, and all his shouting and boasting: as far as the general public knew, he was the only one who had the secret to the working airplane, which, for all anyone could tell otherwise, held the key to the future empire of the world. Soon, to the shock of countless people, including Mr. Bert Smallways, it became clear that any negotiations for the British Government to obtain this valuable secret were at risk of falling apart. The London Daily Requiem was the first to raise the alarm, publishing an interview with the eye-catching headline, “Mr. Butteridge Speaks his Mind.”
Therein the inventor—if he was an inventor—poured out his heart.
There, the inventor—if he really was one—shared his deepest feelings.
“I came from the end of the earth,” he said, which rather seemed to confirm the Cape Town story, “bringing me Motherland the secret that would give her the empire of the world. And what do I get?” He paused. “I am sniffed at by elderly mandarins!... And the woman I love is treated like a leper!”
“I came from the edge of the world,” he said, which seemed to back up the Cape Town story, “bringing my Motherland the secret that would give her the empire of the world. And what do I get?” He paused. “I’m dismissed by old bureaucrats!... And the woman I love is treated like an outcast!”
“I am an Imperial Englishman,” he went on in a splendid outburst, subsequently written into the interview by his own hand; “but there there are limits to the human heart! There are younger nations—living nations! Nations that do not snore and gurgle helplessly in paroxysms of plethora upon beds of formality and red tape! There are nations that will not fling away the empire of earth in order to slight an unknown man and insult a noble woman whose boots they are not fitted to unlatch. There are nations not blinded to Science, not given over hand and foot to effete snobocracies and Degenerate Decadents. In short, mark my words—THERE ARE OTHER NATIONS!”
“I am an Imperial Englishman,” he continued in a passionate outburst, later written down by himself in the interview; “but there are limits to the human heart! There are younger nations—vibrant nations! Nations that don’t languish and struggle helplessly in fits of excess on beds of formality and bureaucracy! There are nations that won’t throw away their influence in the world just to disregard an unknown man and insult a noble woman whose shoes they’re not fit to untie. There are nations that are not blind to Science, not completely consumed by outdated elitism and Degenerate Decadents. In short, remember this—THERE ARE OTHER NATIONS!”
This speech it was that particularly impressed Bert Smallways. “If them Germans or them Americans get hold of this,” he said impressively to his brother, “the British Empire's done. It's U-P. The Union Jack, so to speak, won't be worth the paper it's written on, Tom.”
This speech really stuck with Bert Smallways. “If the Germans or the Americans get their hands on this,” he said dramatically to his brother, “the British Empire is finished. It’s done for. The Union Jack, so to speak, won’t be worth the paper it’s printed on, Tom.”
“I suppose you couldn't lend us a hand this morning,” said Jessica, in his impressive pause. “Everybody in Bun Hill seems wanting early potatoes at once. Tom can't carry half of them.”
“I guess you can’t help us out this morning,” said Jessica, during his impressive pause. “Everyone in Bun Hill seems to want early potatoes right away. Tom can’t carry half of them.”
“We're living on a volcano,” said Bert, disregarding the suggestion. “At any moment war may come—such a war!”
“We're living on a volcano,” Bert said, brushing off the suggestion. “At any moment, war could break out—such a war!”
He shook his head portentously.
He shook his head dramatically.
“You'd better take this lot first, Tom,” said Jessica. She turned briskly on Bert. “Can you spare us a morning?” she asked.
“You should take this lot first, Tom,” Jessica said. She quickly turned to Bert. “Can you give us a morning?” she asked.
“I dessay I can,” said Bert. “The shop's very quiet s'morning. Though all this danger to the Empire worries me something frightful.”
"I guess I can," said Bert. "The shop is really quiet in the morning. Still, all this danger to the Empire makes me pretty scared."
“Work'll take it off your mind,” said Jessica.
“Work will take your mind off things,” Jessica said.
And presently he too was going out into a world of change and wonder, bowed beneath a load of potatoes and patriotic insecurity, that merged at last into a very definite irritation at the weight and want of style of the potatoes and a very clear conception of the entire detestableness of Jessica.
And soon he was stepping out into a world full of change and excitement, weighed down by a sack of potatoes and a feeling of patriotic uncertainty, which eventually turned into a strong annoyance at the heaviness and plainness of the potatoes and a clear understanding of how much he disliked Jessica.
CHAPTER II. HOW BERT SMALLWAYS GOT INTO DIFFICULTIES
It did not occur to either Tom or Bert Smallways that this remarkable aerial performance of Mr. Butteridge was likely to affect either of their lives in any special manner, that it would in any way single them out from the millions about them; and when they had witnessed it from the crest of Bun Hill and seen the fly-like mechanism, its rotating planes a golden haze in the sunset, sink humming to the harbour of its shed again, they turned back towards the sunken green-grocery beneath the great iron standard of the London to Brighton mono-rail, and their minds reverted to the discussion that had engaged them before Mr. Butteridge's triumph had come in sight out of the London haze.
Neither Tom nor Bert Smallways thought that Mr. Butteridge's incredible aerial performance would have any special impact on their lives or make them stand out from the millions around them. After watching it from the top of Bun Hill and seeing the fly-like machine, with its rotating wings glowing like gold in the sunset, descend with a hum back into its shed, they turned back towards the sunken green-grocery below the large iron standard of the London to Brighton mono-rail. Their thoughts returned to the topic they had been discussing before Mr. Butteridge's achievement appeared through the London haze.
It was a difficult and unsuccessful discussions. They had to carry it on in shouts because of the moaning and roaring of the gyroscopic motor-cars that traversed the High Street, and in its nature it was contentious and private. The Grubb business was in difficulties, and Grubb in a moment of financial eloquence had given a half-share in it to Bert, whose relations with his employer had been for some time unsalaried and pallish and informal.
It was a tough and unsuccessful discussion. They had to shout over the moaning and roaring of the gyroscopic cars that passed through the High Street, and the conversation itself was heated and private. The Grubb business was struggling, and in a moment of financial insight, Grubb had given a half-share of it to Bert, whose relationship with his boss had been unsalaried, dull, and casual for some time.
Bert was trying to impress Tom with the idea that the reconstructed Grubb & Smallways offered unprecedented and unparalleled opportunities to the judicious small investor. It was coming home to Bert, as though it were an entirely new fact, that Tom was singularly impervious to ideas. In the end he put the financial issues on one side, and, making the thing entirely a matter of fraternal affection, succeeded in borrowing a sovereign on the security of his word of honour.
Bert was trying to impress Tom with the idea that the revamped Grubb & Smallways provided unmatched opportunities for the careful small investor. It was hitting Bert, almost like it was a completely new realization, that Tom was completely indifferent to ideas. In the end, he set aside the financial matters and, turning it into a purely brotherly gesture, managed to borrow a pound based on his word of honor.
The firm of Grubb & Smallways, formerly Grubb, had indeed been singularly unlucky in the last year or so. For many years the business had struggled along with a flavour of romantic insecurity in a small, dissolute-looking shop in the High Street, adorned with brilliantly coloured advertisements of cycles, a display of bells, trouser-clips, oil-cans, pump-clips, frame-cases, wallets, and other accessories, and the announcement of “Bicycles on Hire,” “Repairs,” “Free inflation,” “Petrol,” and similar attractions. They were agents for several obscure makes of bicycle,—two samples constituted the stock,—and occasionally they effected a sale; they also repaired punctures and did their best—though luck was not always on their side—with any other repairing that was brought to them. They handled a line of cheap gramophones, and did a little with musical boxes.
The company Grubb & Smallways, formerly known as Grubb, had really been quite unlucky over the past year or so. For many years, the business had been limping along with a sense of romantic uncertainty in a small, rundown shop on the High Street, decorated with bright advertisements for bicycles, and a display of bells, trouser clips, oil cans, pump clips, frame cases, wallets, and other accessories, along with signs for “Bicycles for Rent,” “Repairs,” “Free Inflation,” “Petrol,” and other similar offers. They were agents for a few obscure bike brands—two models made up their inventory—and occasionally they made a sale; they also fixed flat tires and did their best—though luck wasn’t always in their favor—with any other repairs that customers brought in. They sold a range of affordable gramophones and dabbled a bit in musical boxes.
The staple of their business was, however, the letting of bicycles on hire. It was a singular trade, obeying no known commercial or economic principles—indeed, no principles. There was a stock of ladies' and gentlemen's bicycles in a state of disrepair that passes description, and these, the hiring stock, were let to unexacting and reckless people, inexpert in the things of this world, at a nominal rate of one shilling for the first hour and sixpence per hour afterwards. But really there were no fixed prices, and insistent boys could get bicycles and the thrill of danger for an hour for so low a sum as threepence, provided they could convince Grubb that that was all they had. The saddle and handle-bar were then sketchily adjusted by Grubb, a deposit exacted, except in the case of familiar boys, the machine lubricated, and the adventurer started upon his career. Usually he or she came back, but at times, when the accident was serious, Bert or Grubb had to go out and fetch the machine home. Hire was always charged up to the hour of return to the shop and deducted from the deposit. It was rare that a bicycle started out from their hands in a state of pedantic efficiency. Romantic possibilities of accident lurked in the worn thread of the screw that adjusted the saddle, in the precarious pedals, in the loose-knit chain, in the handle-bars, above all in the brakes and tyres. Tappings and clankings and strange rhythmic creakings awoke as the intrepid hirer pedalled out into the country. Then perhaps the bell would jam or a brake fail to act on a hill; or the seat-pillar would get loose, and the saddle drop three or four inches with a disconcerting bump; or the loose and rattling chain would jump the cogs of the chain-wheel as the machine ran downhill, and so bring the mechanism to an abrupt and disastrous stop without at the same time arresting the forward momentum of the rider; or a tyre would bang, or sigh quietly, and give up the struggle for efficiency.
The main part of their business was renting out bicycles. It was a unique trade that didn’t follow any known commercial or economic rules—actually, it had no rules at all. They had a stock of ladies' and men's bicycles in such a bad state that it's hard to describe, and these, the rental bikes, were let out to careless and inexperienced people for a low fee of one shilling for the first hour and sixpence for each hour after that. But there were really no set prices, and persistent kids could score bikes and a taste of danger for as little as threepence, as long as they could convince Grubb that was all they had. Grubb would then make some quick adjustments to the saddle and handlebars, collect a deposit—except for regular kids—lubricate the bike, and send the adventurer on their way. Usually, they came back, but sometimes, if there was a serious accident, Bert or Grubb had to go out and bring the bike back. The rental was always charged up to the hour it returned to the shop and deducted from the deposit. It was uncommon for a bike to leave their hands in perfect working order. The potential for accidents was hidden in the worn threads of the screw adjusting the saddle, the unstable pedals, the loosely woven chain, the handlebars, but especially in the brakes and tires. Sounds like tapping, clanking, and strange rhythmic creaking filled the air as the brave renter pedaled out into the countryside. Then maybe the bell would get stuck, or a brake would fail on a hill; the seat post would loosen, causing the saddle to drop a few inches with an alarming bump; or the loose and rattling chain would jump off the cogs of the chainwheel as the bike went downhill, leading to a sudden and disastrous stop without halting the rider's forward momentum; or a tire would burst or quietly give up trying to perform well.
When the hirer returned, a heated pedestrian, Grubb would ignore all verbal complaints, and examine the machine gravely.
When the renter came back, Grubb, a frustrated pedestrian, would dismiss any verbal complaints and seriously inspect the machine.
“This ain't 'ad fair usage,” he used to begin.
“This isn't 'ad fair usage,” he would start.
He became a mild embodiment of the spirit of reason. “You can't expect a bicycle to take you up in its arms and carry you,” he used to say. “You got to show intelligence. After all—it's machinery.”
He became a gentle representation of rational thought. “You can't expect a bicycle to pick you up and carry you,” he would say. “You have to use your brain. After all—it's just a machine.”
Sometimes the process of liquidating the consequent claims bordered on violence. It was always a very rhetorical and often a trying affair, but in these progressive times you have to make a noise to get a living. It was often hard work, but nevertheless this hiring was a fairly steady source of profit, until one day all the panes in the window and door were broken and the stock on sale in the window greatly damaged and disordered by two over-critical hirers with no sense of rhetorical irrelevance. They were big, coarse stokers from Gravesend. One was annoyed because his left pedal had come off, and the other because his tyre had become deflated, small and indeed negligible accidents by Bun Hill standards, due entirely to the ungentle handling of the delicate machines entrusted to them—and they failed to see clearly how they put themselves in the wrong by this method of argument. It is a poor way of convincing a man that he has let you a defective machine to throw his foot-pump about his shop, and take his stock of gongs outside in order to return them through the window-panes. It carried no real conviction to the minds of either Grubb or Bert; it only irritated and vexed them. One quarrel makes many, and this unpleasantness led to a violent dispute between Grubb and the landlord upon the moral aspects of and legal responsibility for the consequent re-glazing. In the end Grubb and Smallways were put to the expense of a strategic nocturnal removal to another position.
Sometimes the process of settling the resulting claims almost turned violent. It was always a very dramatic and often frustrating affair, but in these modern times, you have to make a scene to earn a living. It was often hard work, but still, this gig provided a pretty steady income until one day, all the window and door panes were smashed, and the items for sale in the window were seriously damaged and disorganized by two overly critical renters who had no grasp of rhetorical irrelevance. They were big, rough stokers from Gravesend. One was upset because his left pedal had come off, and the other because his tire had deflated—minor issues by Bun Hill standards, caused entirely by their clumsy handling of the delicate machines they were given. They didn't realize how wrong they were in their method of arguing. It isn't an effective way to prove to a guy that he rented you a faulty machine by tossing his foot pump around his shop and taking his stock of gongs outside just to return them through the window panes. This didn't really convince either Grubb or Bert; it only annoyed them. One argument leads to another, and this unpleasantness escalated into a heated debate between Grubb and the landlord about the moral and legal responsibilities regarding the resulting window repairs. In the end, Grubb and Smallways had to bear the costs of a strategic nighttime move to a different location.
It was a position they had long considered. It was a small, shed-like shop with a plate-glass window and one room behind, just at the sharp bend in the road at the bottom of Bun Hill; and here they struggled along bravely, in spite of persistent annoyance from their former landlord, hoping for certain eventualities the peculiar situation of the shop seemed to promise. Here, too, they were doomed to disappointment.
It was a position they had thought about for a while. It was a small, shed-like shop with a plate-glass window and one room at the back, right at the sharp bend in the road at the bottom of Bun Hill; and here they bravely worked through, despite ongoing hassle from their former landlord, hoping for certain outcomes that the unique situation of the shop seemed to suggest. Here, too, they were destined to be disappointed.
The High Road from London to Brighton that ran through Bun Hill was like the British Empire or the British Constitution—a thing that had grown to its present importance. Unlike any other roads in Europe the British high roads have never been subjected to any organised attempts to grade or straighten them out, and to that no doubt their peculiar picturesqueness is to be ascribed. The old Bun Hill High Street drops at its end for perhaps eighty or a hundred feet of descent at an angle of one in five, turns at right angles to the left, runs in a curve for about thirty yards to a brick bridge over the dry ditch that had once been the Otterbourne, and then bends sharply to the right again round a dense clump of trees and goes on, a simple, straightforward, peaceful high road. There had been one or two horse-and-van and bicycle accidents in the place before the shop Bert and Grubb took was built, and, to be frank, it was the probability of others that attracted them to it.
The High Road from London to Brighton that passed through Bun Hill was like the British Empire or the British Constitution—a thing that had developed into its current significance. Unlike any other roads in Europe, British highways have never undergone any organized attempts to grade or straighten them, and that’s likely why they have such a unique charm. The old Bun Hill High Street drops at its end for maybe eighty or a hundred feet at an incline of one in five, turns sharply to the left, curves for about thirty yards to a brick bridge over the dry ditch that used to be the Otterbourne, and then bends suddenly to the right around a thick cluster of trees and continues on, a simple, straightforward, peaceful high road. There had been one or two accidents involving horse-drawn vans and bicycles in the area before the shop Bert and Grubb took was built, and, to be honest, it was the likelihood of more accidents that drew them to it.
Its possibilities had come to them first with a humorous flavour.
Its possibilities initially struck them with a sense of humor.
“Here's one of the places where a chap might get a living by keeping hens,” said Grubb.
“Here’s one of the places where a guy could make a living by raising chickens,” said Grubb.
“You can't get a living by keeping hens,” said Bert.
“You can’t make a living by raising chickens,” said Bert.
“You'd keep the hen and have it spatch-cocked,” said Grubb. “The motor chaps would pay for it.”
“You’d keep the chicken and have it flattened out,” said Grubb. “The guys with the motors would pay for it.”
When they really came to take the place they remembered this conversation. Hens, however, were out of the question; there was no place for a run unless they had it in the shop. It would have been obviously out of place there. The shop was much more modern than their former one, and had a plate-glass front. “Sooner or later,” said Bert, “we shall get a motor-car through this.”
When they finally decided to take over the place, they recalled this conversation. Hens, however, were not an option; there was no space for a coop unless they had it in the shop. That would clearly be inappropriate there. The shop was way more modern than their previous one and had a glass front. “Sooner or later,” Bert said, “we're going to get a car through this.”
“That's all right,” said Grubb. “Compensation. I don't mind when that motor-car comes along. I don't mind even if it gives me a shock to the system.”
“That's fine,” said Grubb. “Compensation. I don't care when that car drives by. I don't even mind if it startles me.”
“And meanwhile,” said Bert, with great artfulness, “I'm going to buy myself a dog.”
“And meanwhile,” said Bert, cleverly, “I’m going to get myself a dog.”
He did. He bought three in succession. He surprised the people at the Dogs' Home in Battersea by demanding a deaf retriever, and rejecting every candidate that pricked up its ears. “I want a good, deaf, slow-moving dog,” he said. “A dog that doesn't put himself out for things.”
He did. He bought three in a row. He surprised the staff at the Dogs' Home in Battersea by asking for a deaf retriever and turning down every dog that perked up its ears. “I want a good, deaf, slow-moving dog,” he said. “A dog that doesn’t go out of its way for things.”
They displayed inconvenient curiosity; they declared a great scarcity of deaf dogs.
They showed an annoying curiosity; they said there was a serious shortage of deaf dogs.
“You see,” they said, “dogs aren't deaf.”
“You see,” they said, “dogs aren’t deaf.”
“Mine's got to be,” said Bert. “I've HAD dogs that aren't deaf. All I want. It's like this, you see—I sell gramophones. Naturally I got to make 'em talk and tootle a bit to show 'em orf. Well, a dog that isn't deaf doesn't like it—gets excited, smells round, barks, growls. That upsets the customer. See? Then a dog that has his hearing fancies things. Makes burglars out of passing tramps. Wants to fight every motor that makes a whizz. All very well if you want livening up, but our place is lively enough. I don't want a dog of that sort. I want a quiet dog.”
“Mine has to be,” said Bert. “I've had dogs that aren't deaf. All I want is that. Here’s the thing—I sell gramophones. Naturally, I need them to talk and play a bit to show them off. Well, a dog that can hear doesn’t like it—gets all worked up, sniffs around, barks, growls. That freaks out the customers. Get it? Then a dog that can hear thinks everything is a threat. Turns passing tramps into burglars. Wants to attack every car that zooms by. That’s fine if you want some excitement, but our shop is lively enough. I don’t want a dog like that. I want a quiet dog.”
In the end he got three in succession, but none of them turned out well. The first strayed off into the infinite, heeding no appeals; the second was killed in the night by a fruit motor-waggon which fled before Grubb could get down; the third got itself entangled in the front wheel of a passing cyclist, who came through the plate glass, and proved to be an actor out of work and an undischarged bankrupt. He demanded compensation for some fancied injury, would hear nothing of the valuable dog he had killed or the window he had broken, obliged Grubb by sheer physical obduracy to straighten his buckled front wheel, and pestered the struggling firm with a series of inhumanly worded solicitor's letters. Grubb answered them—stingingly, and put himself, Bert thought, in the wrong.
In the end, he ended up with three in a row, but none of them turned out well. The first one wandered off into the void, ignoring any pleas; the second was hit at night by a fruit truck that drove away before Grubb could react; the third got caught in the front wheel of a passing cyclist, who crashed through the plate glass and turned out to be an unemployed actor and an undischarged bankrupt. He insisted on compensation for some imaginary injury, refused to acknowledge the valuable dog he had killed or the window he had shattered, forced Grubb to fix his bent front wheel just by being stubborn, and bombarded the struggling company with a barrage of harshly worded legal letters. Grubb responded to them—sharp and pointed—and Bert thought he had made himself look bad.
Affairs got more and more exasperating and strained under these pressures. The window was boarded up, and an unpleasant altercation about their delay in repairing it with the new landlord, a Bun Hill butcher—and a loud, bellowing, unreasonable person at that—served to remind them of their unsettled troubles with the old. Things were at this pitch when Bert bethought himself of creating a sort of debenture capital in the business for the benefit of Tom. But, as I have said, Tom had no enterprise in his composition. His idea of investment was the stocking; he bribed his brother not to keep the offer open.
Affairs became increasingly frustrating and tense under these pressures. The window was boarded up, and an unpleasant argument with their new landlord, a Burough Hill butcher—and a loud, unreasonable person at that—reminded them of their unresolved issues with the previous one. Things had reached this point when Bert thought about creating a kind of investment in the business for Tom's benefit. But, as I mentioned, Tom lacked any initiative. His idea of investing was simply saving money; he even bribed his brother to not keep the offer open.
And then ill-luck made its last lunge at their crumbling business and brought it to the ground.
And then bad luck made its final strike at their failing business and brought it down.
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It is a poor heart that never rejoices, and Whitsuntide had an air of coming as an agreeable break in the business complications of Grubb & Smallways. Encouraged by the practical outcome of Bert's negotiations with his brother, and by the fact that half the hiring-stock was out from Saturday to Monday, they decided to ignore the residuum of hiring-trade on Sunday and devote that day to much-needed relaxation and refreshment—to have, in fact, an unstinted good time, a beano on Whit Sunday and return invigorated to grapple with their difficulties and the Bank Holiday repairs on the Monday. No good thing was ever done by exhausted and dispirited men. It happened that they had made the acquaintance of two young ladies in employment in Clapham, Miss Flossie Bright and Miss Edna Bunthorne, and it was resolved therefore to make a cheerful little cyclist party of four into the heart of Kent, and to picnic and spend an indolent afternoon and evening among the trees and bracken between Ashford and Maidstone.
It’s a sad heart that never feels joy, and Whitsuntide seemed like a welcome break from the business troubles of Grubb & Smallways. Feeling good about the results of Bert’s talks with his brother and knowing that half their rental stock was out from Saturday to Monday, they decided to skip the remaining hiring business on Sunday and dedicate that day to much-needed relaxation and fun—to really enjoy themselves, have a blast on Whit Sunday, and come back refreshed to tackle their challenges and the Bank Holiday repairs on Monday. No great work can be done by tired and unhappy people. They had recently met two young women working in Clapham, Miss Flossie Bright and Miss Edna Bunthorne, so they decided to create a cheerful little cycling group of four to head into the heart of Kent, and enjoy a picnic and a lazy afternoon and evening among the trees and ferns between Ashford and Maidstone.
Miss Bright could ride a bicycle, and a machine was found for her, not among the hiring stock, but specially, in the sample held for sale. Miss Bunthorne, whom Bert particularly affected, could not ride, and so with some difficulty he hired a basket-work trailer from the big business of Wray's in the Clapham Road.
Miss Bright could ride a bicycle, and a bike was found for her, not from the rental stock, but specifically from the display models for sale. Miss Bunthorne, whom Bert particularly liked, couldn’t ride, so with some effort he rented a wicker trailer from the large shop Wray's on Clapham Road.
To see our young men, brightly dressed and cigarettes alight, wheeling off to the rendezvous, Grubb guiding the lady's machine beside him with one skilful hand and Bert teuf-teuffing steadily, was to realise how pluck may triumph even over insolvency. Their landlord, the butcher, said, “Gurr,” as they passed, and shouted, “Go it!” in a loud, savage tone to their receding backs.
To watch our young guys, dressed to the nines and puffing away on cigarettes, zoom off to their meeting spot, with Grubb expertly steering the lady’s bike with one hand and Bert making his little engine sound steadily, was to understand how bravery can conquer even financial struggles. Their landlord, the butcher, grunted as they went by and yelled, “Go for it!” in a loud, aggressive voice aimed at their disappearing figures.
Much they cared!
Yeah, right!
The weather was fine, and though they were on their way southward before nine o'clock, there was already a great multitude of holiday people abroad upon the roads. There were quantities of young men and women on bicycles and motor-bicycles, and a majority of gyroscopic motor-cars running bicycle-fashion on two wheels, mingled with old-fashioned four-wheeled traffic. Bank Holiday times always bring out old stored-away vehicles and odd people; one saw tricars and electric broughams and dilapidated old racing motors with huge pneumatic tyres. Once our holiday-makers saw a horse and cart, and once a youth riding a black horse amidst the badinage of the passersby. And there were several navigable gas air-ships, not to mention balloons, in the air. It was all immensely interesting and refreshing after the dark anxieties of the shop. Edna wore a brown straw hat with poppies, that suited her admirably, and sat in the trailer like a queen, and the eight-year-old motor-bicycle ran like a thing of yesterday.
The weather was nice, and even though they were heading south before nine o'clock, there was already a huge crowd of holidaymakers out on the roads. There were lots of young men and women on bicycles and motorbikes, and plenty of two-wheeled gyroscopic motorcars mixed in with the traditional four-wheeled traffic. Bank Holiday weekends always bring out old, forgotten vehicles and interesting people; you could see tricycles, electric carriages, and worn-down old racing cars with big tires. At one point, our holiday-goers spotted a horse and cart, and another time a young man riding a black horse amidst the playful teasing of the bystanders. There were also several navigable gas airships, not to mention balloons, in the sky. It was all incredibly fascinating and refreshing after the dreary worries of work. Edna wore a brown straw hat adorned with poppies that looked perfect on her, and she sat in the trailer like a queen, while the eight-year-old motorbike ran like a charm.
Little it seemed to matter to Mr. Bert Smallways that a newspaper placard proclaimed:— ———————————————————- GERMANY DENOUNCES THE MONROE DOCTRINE. AMBIGUOUS ATTITUDE OF JAPAN. WHAT WILL BRITAIN DO? IS IT WAR?———————————————————-
Little it seemed to matter to Mr. Bert Smallways that a newspaper headline proclaimed: ———————————— GERMANY DENOUNCES THE MONROE DOCTRINE. AMBIGUOUS ATTITUDE OF JAPAN. WHAT WILL BRITAIN DO? IS IT WAR? ————————————
This sort of thing was alvays going on, and on holidays one disregarded it as a matter of course. Week-davs, in the slack time after the midday meal, then perhaps one might worry about the Empire and international politics; but not on a sunny Sunday, with a pretty girl trailing behind one, and envious cyclists trying to race you. Nor did our young people attach any great importance to the flitting suggestions of military activity they glimpsed ever and again. Near Maidstone they came on a string of eleven motor-guns of peculiar construction halted by the roadside, with a number of businesslike engineers grouped about them watching through field-glasses some sort of entrenchment that was going on near the crest of the downs. It signified nothing to Bert.
This kind of thing happened all the time, and during holidays, people just ignored it as usual. On weekdays, during the quiet time after lunch, one might start to think about the Empire and international politics; but not on a sunny Sunday, with a pretty girl walking behind you and jealous cyclists trying to race you. Our young people also didn't pay much attention to the occasional hints of military activity they noticed here and there. Near Maidstone, they came across a line of eleven strange-looking motor-guns parked by the side of the road, with a group of serious engineers gathered around them, watching through binoculars at some kind of trench work happening near the top of the hills. It meant nothing to Bert.
“What's up?” said Edna.
"What's up?" Edna asked.
“Oh!—manoeuvres,” said Bert.
“Oh!—maneuvers,” said Bert.
“Oh! I thought they did them at Easter,” said Edna, and troubled no more.
“Oh! I thought they were done at Easter,” Edna said, and she didn’t worry about it anymore.
The last great British war, the Boer war, was over and forgotten, and the public had lost the fashion of expert military criticism.
The last major British war, the Boer War, was over and forgotten, and the public had moved on from the trend of expert military criticism.
Our four young people picnicked cheerfully, and were happy in the manner of a happiness that was an ancient mode in Nineveh. Eyes were bright, Grubb was funny and almost witty, and Bert achieved epigrams; the hedges were full of honeysuckle and dog-roses; in the woods the distant toot-toot-toot of the traffic on the dust-hazy high road might have been no more than the horns of elf-land. They laughed and gossiped and picked flowers and made love and talked, and the girls smoked cigarettes. Also they scuffled playfully. Among other things they talked aeronautics, and how they would come for a picnic together in Bert's flying-machine before ten years were out. The world seemed full of amusing possibilities that afternoon. They wondered what their great-grandparents would have thought of aeronautics. In the evening, about seven, the party turned homeward, expecting no disaster, and it was only on the crest of the downs between Wrotham and Kingsdown that disaster came.
Our four young friends had a cheerful picnic and were enjoying a happiness that felt like an ancient way of life in Nineveh. Their eyes were bright, Grubb was funny and nearly witty, and Bert came up with clever remarks; the hedges were overflowing with honeysuckle and dog roses. In the woods, the distant sounds of traffic on the dusty high road felt like the horns of a magical land. They laughed, gossiped, picked flowers, fell in love, and chatted while the girls smoked cigarettes. They also playfully teased each other. Among other topics, they discussed aeronautics and how they planned to have a picnic together in Bert's flying machine within the next ten years. That afternoon, the world seemed full of exciting possibilities. They wondered what their great-grandparents would have thought about flying. In the evening, around seven, the group headed home, expecting no trouble, but it was only on the rise between Wrotham and Kingsdown that disaster struck.
They had come up the hill in the twilight; Bert was anxious to get as far as possible before he lit—or attempted to light, for the issue was a doubtful one—his lamps, and they had scorched past a number of cyclists, and by a four-wheeled motor-car of the old style lamed by a deflated tyre. Some dust had penetrated Bert's horn, and the result was a curious, amusing, wheezing sound had got into his “honk, honk.” For the sake of merriment and glory he was making this sound as much as possible, and Edna was in fits of laughter in the trailer. They made a sort of rushing cheerfulness along the road that affected their fellow travellers variously, according to their temperaments. She did notice a good lot of bluish, evil-smelling smoke coming from about the bearings between his feet, but she thought this was one of the natural concomitants of motor-traction, and troubled no more about it, until abruptly it burst into a little yellow-tipped flame.
They had come up the hill in the twilight; Bert was eager to get as far as possible before he lit—or tried to light, since the outcome was uncertain—his lamps. They zoomed past several cyclists and an old-fashioned car with a flat tire. Some dust had gotten into Bert's horn, resulting in a strange, funny wheezing sound mixed in with his "honk, honk." For fun and excitement, he was making this sound as much as he could, and Edna was laughing hysterically in the trailer. They created a sort of joyful rush along the road that affected their fellow travelers in different ways, depending on their moods. She did notice a lot of bluish, foul-smelling smoke coming from around the bearings between his feet, but she figured it was just a normal part of driving a motor vehicle and didn’t think much of it, until suddenly it burst into a small yellow-tipped flame.
“Bert!” she screamed.
“Bert!” she yelled.
But Bert had put on the brakes with such suddenness that she found herself involved with his leg as he dismounted. She got to the side of the road and hastily readjusted her hat, which had suffered.
But Bert had hit the brakes so suddenly that she ended up getting tangled with his leg as he got off. She moved to the side of the road and quickly fixed her hat, which had taken a hit.
“Gaw!” said Bert.
“Wow!” said Bert.
He stood for some fatal seconds watching the petrol drip and catch, and the flame, which was now beginning to smell of enamel as well as oil, spread and grew. His chief idea was the sorrowful one that he had not sold the machine second-hand a year ago, and that he ought to have done so—a good idea in its way, but not immediately helpful. He turned upon Edna sharply. “Get a lot of wet sand,” he said. Then he wheeled the machine a little towards the side of the roadway, and laid it down and looked about for a supply of wet sand. The flames received this as a helpful attention, and made the most of it. They seemed to brighten and the twilight to deepen about them. The road was a flinty road in the chalk country, and ill-provided with sand.
He stood there for what felt like an eternity, watching the gasoline drip and ignite, and the flames, now giving off a smell of both enamel and oil, spread and intensified. His main thought was the regret that he hadn’t sold the machine second-hand a year ago, and that he really should have—an understandable thought, but not one that was going to help him right now. He turned to Edna sharply. “Get a lot of wet sand,” he said. Then he moved the machine slightly to the side of the road, laid it down, and looked around for some wet sand. The flames seemed to appreciate this attention and flared up even more. It felt like the twilight around them grew darker. The road was rocky in the chalk country and lacked sufficient sand.
Edna accosted a short, fat cyclist. “We want wet sand,” she said, and added, “our motor's on fire.” The short, fat cyclist stared blankly for a moment, then with a helpful cry began to scrabble in the road-grit. Whereupon Bert and Edna also scrabbled in the road-grit. Other cyclists arrived, dismounted and stood about, and their flame-lit faces expressed satisfaction, interest, curiosity. “Wet sand,” said the short, fat man, scrabbling terribly—“wet sand.” One joined him. They threw hard-earned handfuls of road-grit upon the flames, which accepted them with enthusiasm.
Edna confronted a short, heavyset cyclist. “We need wet sand,” she said, and added, “our engine's on fire.” The short, heavyset cyclist stared at her for a moment, then, with a shout, started to dig in the road grit. Bert and Edna joined in digging in the road grit too. Other cyclists arrived, got off their bikes, and gathered around, their faces lit by the flames showing satisfaction, interest, and curiosity. “Wet sand,” the short, heavyset man said, digging frantically—“wet sand.” One person joined him. They threw handfuls of road grit onto the flames, which welcomed it eagerly.
Grubb arrived, riding hard. He was shouting something. He sprang off and threw his bicycle into the hedge. “Don't throw water on it!” he said—“don't throw water on it!” He displayed commanding presence of mind. He became captain of the occasion. Others were glad to repeat the things he said and imitate his actions.
Grubb showed up, riding fast. He was shouting something. He jumped off and tossed his bike into the bushes. “Don't splash water on it!” he exclaimed—“don't splash water on it!” He showed great presence of mind. He took charge of the moment. Others were eager to repeat what he said and mimic what he did.
“Don't throw water on it!” they cried. Also there was no water.
“Don’t throw water on it!” they shouted. Also, there was no water.
“Beat it out, you fools!” he said.
“Get lost, you fools!” he said.
He seized a rug from the trailer (it was an Austrian blanket, and Bert's winter coverlet) and began to beat at the burning petrol. For a wonderful minute he seemed to succeed. But he scattered burning pools of petrol on the road, and others, fired by his enthusiasm, imitated his action. Bert caught up a trailer-cushion and began to beat; there was another cushion and a table-cloth, and these also were seized. A young hero pulled off his jacket and joined the beating. For a moment there was less talking than hard breathing, and a tremendous flapping. Flossie, arriving on the outskirts of the crowd, cried, “Oh, my God!” and burst loudly into tears. “Help!” she said, and “Fire!”
He grabbed a rug from the trailer (it was an Austrian blanket and Bert's winter cover) and started to hit the burning gasoline. For a brief moment, it looked like he was making progress. But he ended up spreading burning pools of gasoline on the road, and others, inspired by his actions, started to do the same. Bert grabbed a trailer cushion and began to hit the flames; there was another cushion and a tablecloth, and those were quickly taken too. A young hero took off his jacket and joined in. For a moment, there was less talking and more heavy breathing, along with a lot of flapping. Flossie, reaching the edge of the crowd, cried out, “Oh, my God!” and burst into loud tears. “Help!” she shouted, and “Fire!”
The lame motor-car arrived, and stopped in consternation. A tall, goggled, grey-haired man who was driving inquired with an Oxford intonation and a clear, careful enunciation, “Can WE help at all?”
The broken-down car pulled up, and came to a halt in confusion. A tall, goggle-wearing, grey-haired man behind the wheel asked in an Oxford accent and with clear, deliberate pronunciation, “Can we help at all?”
It became manifest that the rug, the table-cloth, the cushions, the jacket, were getting smeared with petrol and burning. The soul seemed to go out of the cushion Bert was swaying, and the air was full of feathers, like a snowstorm in the still twilight.
It was obvious that the rug, the tablecloth, the cushions, and the jacket were getting soaked with gas and catching fire. It felt like the soul was leaving the cushion Bert was rocking on, and the air was filled with feathers, like a snowstorm in the calm twilight.
Bert had got very dusty and sweaty and strenuous. It seemed to him his weapon had been wrested from him at the moment of victory. The fire lay like a dying thing, close to the ground and wicked; it gave a leap of anguish at every whack of the beaters. But now Grubb had gone off to stamp out the burning blanket; the others were lacking just at the moment of victory. One had dropped the cushion and was running to the motor-car. “'ERE!” cried Bert; “keep on!”
Bert had become really dusty, sweaty, and exhausted. It felt to him like his weapon had been taken away at the moment of triumph. The fire lay there, weak and low to the ground, flaring up in distress with every hit from the beaters. But now Grubb had gone off to put out the burning blanket; the others were nowhere to be found just when they needed them most. One person had dropped the cushion and was rushing to the car. “HEY!” yelled Bert; “keep going!”
He flung the deflated burning rags of cushion aside, whipped off his jacket and sprang at the flames with a shout. He stamped into the ruin until flames ran up his boots. Edna saw him, a red-lit hero, and thought it was good to be a man.
He tossed aside the burned, deflated cushion rags, took off his jacket, and charged at the flames with a yell. He stomped into the wreckage until the fire crept up his boots. Edna saw him, illuminated by the flames, and thought it was great to be a man.
A bystander was hit by a hot halfpenny flying out of the air. Then Bert thought of the papers in his pockets, and staggered back, trying to extinguish his burning jacket—checked, repulsed, dismayed.
A bystander got struck by a hot halfpenny that came flying out of nowhere. Then Bert remembered the papers in his pockets and stumbled back, trying to put out the fire on his jacket—stunned, pushed back, and upset.
Edna was struck by the benevolent appearance of an elderly spectator in a silk hat and Sabbatical garments. “Oh!” she cried to him. “Help this young man! How can you stand and see it?”
Edna was taken aback by the kind look of an old spectator in a silk hat and formal attire. “Oh!” she exclaimed to him. “Help this young man! How can you just stand there and watch?”
A cry of “The tarpaulin!” arose.
A shout of “The tarpaulin!” broke out.
An earnest-looking man in a very light grey cycling-suit had suddenly appeared at the side of the lame motor-car and addressed the owner. “Have you a tarpaulin?” he said.
A serious-looking man in a very light grey cycling suit suddenly showed up beside the broken-down car and spoke to the owner. “Do you have a tarpaulin?” he asked.
“Yes,” said the gentlemanly man. “Yes. We've got a tarpaulin.”
“Yes,” said the classy man. “Yes. We have a tarp.”
“That's it,” said the earnest-looking man, suddenly shouting. “Let's have it, quick!”
“That's it,” said the earnest-looking guy, suddenly yelling. “Let's get it, fast!”
The gentlemanly man, with feeble and deprecatory gestures, and in the manner of a hypnotised person, produced an excellent large tarpaulin.
The refined man, with weak and dismissive gestures, and in the way of someone in a trance, produced a great big tarpaulin.
“Here!” cried the earnest-looking man to Grubb. “Ketch holt!”
“Here!” shouted the serious-looking man to Grubb. “Catch hold!”
Then everybody realised that a new method was to be tried. A number of willing hands seized upon the Oxford gentleman's tarpaulin. The others stood away with approving noises. The tarpaulin was held over the burning bicycle like a canopy, and then smothered down upon it.
Then everyone understood that a new method was about to be tried. Several eager hands grabbed the Oxford gentleman's tarpaulin. The others stepped back, making sounds of approval. The tarpaulin was held over the flaming bicycle like a canopy, and then it was pressed down onto it.
“We ought to have done this before,” panted Grubb.
“We should have done this earlier,” panted Grubb.
There was a moment of triumph. The flames vanished. Every one who could contrive to do so touched the edge of the tarpaulin. Bert held down a corner with two hands and a foot. The tarpaulin, bulged up in the centre, seemed to be suppressing triumphant exultation. Then its self-approval became too much for it; it burst into a bright red smile in the centre. It was exactly like the opening of a mouth. It laughed with a gust of flames. They were reflected redly in the observant goggles of the gentleman who owned the tarpaulin. Everybody recoiled.
There was a moment of victory. The flames disappeared. Everyone who could reached out to touch the edge of the tarpaulin. Bert held down a corner with both hands and a foot. The tarpaulin, bulging up in the middle, seemed to be holding back its excitement. Then its self-satisfaction became too much; it broke into a bright red grin in the center. It looked just like a mouth opening. It laughed with a burst of flames. The flames reflected red in the observant goggles of the man who owned the tarpaulin. Everyone stepped back.
“Save the trailer!” cried some one, and that was the last round in the battle. But the trailer could not be detached; its wicker-work had caught, and it was the last thing to burn. A sort of hush fell upon the gathering. The petrol burnt low, the wicker-work trailer banged and crackled. The crowd divided itself into an outer circle of critics, advisers, and secondary characters, who had played undistinguished parts or no parts at all in the affair, and a central group of heated and distressed principals. A young man with an inquiring mind and a considerable knowledge of motor-bicycles fixed on to Grubb and wanted to argue that the thing could not have happened. Grubb wass short and inattentive with him, and the young man withdrew to the back of the crowd, and there told the benevolent old gentleman in the silk hat that people who went out with machines they didn't understand had only themselves to blame if things went wrong.
"Save the trailer!" someone shouted, and that was the last round in the battle. But the trailer couldn't be unhitched; its wickerwork had caught fire, and it was the last thing to burn. A kind of silence fell over the crowd. The petrol burned low, and the wicker trailer popped and crackled. The crowd split into an outer circle of critics, advisors, and bystanders, who had played minor roles or no roles at all in the situation, and a central group of heated and troubled main characters. A young man with a curious mind and good knowledge of motorbikes pressed Grubb, insisting that this couldn't have happened. Grubb was brief and dismissive with him, so the young man retreated to the back of the crowd, where he told a kindly old gentleman in a silk hat that people who ventured out with machines they didn't understand could only blame themselves if things went wrong.
The old gentleman let him talk for some time, and then remarked, in a tone of rapturous enjoyment: “Stone deaf,” and added, “Nasty things.”
The old man let him talk for a while, and then said, with great pleasure: “Totally deaf,” and added, “Gross things.”
A rosy-faced man in a straw hat claimed attention. “I DID save the front wheel,” he said; “you'd have had that tyre catch, too, if I hadn't kept turning it round.” It became manifest that this was so. The front wheel had retained its tyre, was intact, was still rotating slowly among the blackened and twisted ruins of the rest of the machine. It had something of that air of conscious virtue, of unimpeachable respectability, that distinguishes a rent collector in a low neighbourhood. “That wheel's worth a pound,” said the rosy-faced man, making a song of it. “I kep' turning it round.”
A cheerful man in a straw hat grabbed everyone's attention. “I saved the front wheel,” he said; “you would have lost that tire too if I hadn’t kept turning it around.” It was clear that he was right. The front wheel had kept its tire, was unharmed, and was still slowly spinning among the charred and twisted wreckage of the rest of the machine. It had that vibe of obvious virtue, that undeniable respectability, that you see in a rent collector in a rough neighborhood. “That wheel's worth a pound,” said the cheerful man, making a tune out of it. “I kept turning it around.”
Newcomers kept arriving from the south with the question, “What's up?” until it got on Grubb's nerves. Londonward the crowd was constantly losing people; they would mount their various wheels with the satisfied manner of spectators who have had the best. Their voices would recede into the twilight; one would hear a laugh at the memory of this particularly salient incident or that.
Newcomers kept arriving from the south asking, “What’s going on?” until it started to annoy Grubb. The crowd was continually losing people as they headed toward London; they would hop on their bikes with the satisfied look of those who’ve had a good time. Their voices would fade into the dusk; you could hear laughter as they reminisced about this memorable moment or that.
“I'm afraid,” said the gentleman of the motor-car, “my tarpaulin's a bit done for.”
“I'm afraid,” said the guy in the car, “my tarp is a bit worn out.”
Grubb admitted that the owner was the best judge of that.
Grubb admitted that the owner was the best person to decide that.
“Nothin, else I can do for you?” said the gentleman of the motor-car, it may be with a suspicion of irony.
“Nothin' else I can do for you?” said the guy in the car, maybe with a hint of sarcasm.
Bert was roused to action. “Look here,” he said. “There's my young lady. If she ain't 'ome by ten they lock her out. See? Well, all my money was in my jacket pocket, and it's all mixed up with the burnt stuff, and that's too 'ot to touch. Is Clapham out of your way?”
Bert was prompted to take action. “Hey,” he said. “There’s my girl. If she isn’t home by ten, they’ll lock her out. See? Well, all my money was in my jacket pocket, and it’s all mixed up with the burnt stuff, and that’s too hot to touch. Is Clapham out of your way?”
“All in the day's work,” said the gentleman with the motor-car, and turned to Edna. “Very pleased indeed,” he said, “if you'll come with us. We're late for dinner as it is, so it won't make much difference for us to go home by way of Clapham. We've got to get to Surbiton, anyhow. I'm afraid you'll find us a little slow.”
“All in a day's work,” said the guy with the car, turning to Edna. “We’d be really happy if you joined us. We’re already running late for dinner, so it won't matter much if we go home through Clapham. We need to get to Surbiton anyway. I’m afraid we might be a bit slow.”
“But what's Bert going to do?” said Edna.
“But what’s Bert going to do?” Edna asked.
“I don't know that we can accommodate Bert,” said the motor-car gentleman, “though we're tremendously anxious to oblige.”
“I’m not sure we can fit Bert in,” said the guy from the car company, “but we really want to help.”
“You couldn't take the whole lot?” said Bert, waving his hand at the deboshed and blackened ruins on the ground.
“You couldn't take the whole thing?” said Bert, gesturing at the damaged and charred remains on the ground.
“I'm awfully afraid I can't,” said the Oxford man. “Awfully sorry, you know.”
“I'm really sorry, but I can't,” said the Oxford man. “Really sorry, you know.”
“Then I'll have to stick 'ere for a bit,” said Bert. “I got to see the thing through. You go on, Edna.”
“Then I’ll have to stay here for a while,” said Bert. “I need to see this through. You go on, Edna.”
“Don't like leavin' you, Bert.”
“Don’t like leaving you, Bert.”
“You can't 'elp it, Edna.”...
"You can't help it, Edna."
The last Edna saw of Bert was his figure, in charred and blackened shirtsleeves, standing in the dusk. He was musing deeply by the mixed ironwork and ashes of his vanished motor-bicycle, a melancholy figure. His retinue of spectators had shrunk now to half a dozen figures. Flossie and Grubb were preparing to follow her desertion.
The last Edna saw of Bert was his silhouette, in singed and darkened shirt sleeves, standing in the twilight. He was lost in thought by the twisted metal and remnants of his wrecked motorcycle, looking quite somber. His group of onlookers had shrunk to just a half-dozen people. Flossie and Grubb were getting ready to leave him behind.
“Cheer up, old Bert!” cried Edna, with artificial cheerfulness. “So long.”
“Cheer up, old Bert!” Edna said with forced cheer. “See you later.”
“So long, Edna,” said Bert.
“Goodbye, Edna,” said Bert.
“See you to-morrer.”
“See you tomorrow.”
“See you to-morrer,” said Bert, though he was destined, as a matter of fact, to see much of the habitable globe before he saw her again.
“See you tomorrow,” said Bert, even though he was actually going to travel a lot of the world before he saw her again.
Bert began to light matches from a borrowed boxful, and search for a half-crown that still eluded him among the charred remains.
Bert started lighting matches from a borrowed box and looked for a half-crown that he still couldn't find among the burnt remains.
His face was grave and melancholy.
His face was serious and sad.
“I WISH that 'adn't 'appened,” said Flossie, riding on with Grubb....
“I wish that hadn't happened,” said Flossie, riding on with Grubb....
And at last Bert was left almost alone, a sad, blackened Promethean figure, cursed by the gift of fire. He had entertained vague ideas of hiring a cart, of achieving miraculous repairs, of still snatching some residual value from his one chief possession. Now, in the darkening night, he perceived the vanity of such intentions. Truth came to him bleakly, and laid her chill conviction upon him. He took hold of the handle-bar, stood the thing up, tried to push it forward. The tyreless hind-wheel was jammed hopelessly, even as he feared. For a minute or so he stood upholding his machine, a motionless despair. Then with a great effort he thrust the ruins from him into the ditch, kicked at it once, regarded it for a moment, and turned his face resolutely Londonward.
And finally, Bert was left nearly alone, a sad, dark figure, cursed by the gift of fire. He had entertained vague thoughts of hiring a cart, making miraculous repairs, and still getting some value from his only real possession. Now, in the darkening night, he saw how pointless those ideas were. The truth hit him hard and laid its cold reality on him. He grabbed the handlebar, stood the thing up, and tried to push it forward. The tireless back wheel was hopelessly stuck, just as he had feared. For a minute, he held his machine, lost in despair. Then, with a great effort, he shoved the wreck into the ditch, kicked it once, looked at it for a moment, and set his face determinedly toward London.
He did not once look back.
He didn't look back even once.
“That's the end of THAT game!” said Bert. “No more teuf-teuf-teuf for Bert Smallways for a year or two. Good-bye 'olidays!... Oh! I ought to 'ave sold the blasted thing when I had a chance three years ago.”
“That's the end of THAT game!” said Bert. “No more teuf-teuf-teuf for Bert Smallways for a year or two. Goodbye holidays!... Oh! I should have sold the damn thing when I had the chance three years ago.”
3
3
The next morning found the firm of Grubb & Smallways in a state of profound despondency. It seemed a small matter to them that the newspaper and cigarette shop opposite displayed such placards as this:— ———————————————————- REPORTED AMERICAN ULTIMATUM.
The next morning, the firm of Grubb & Smallways was deeply depressed. They didn't think it was a big deal that the newspaper and cigarette shop across the street had signs like this:— ———————————————————— REPORTED AMERICAN ULTIMATUM.
BRITAIN MUST FIGHT. OUR INFATUATED WAR OFFICE STILL REFUSES TO LISTEN TO MR. BUTTERIDGE.
BRITAIN MUST FIGHT. OUR OBSESSED WAR OFFICE STILL REFUSES TO LISTEN TO MR. BUTTERIDGE.
GREAT MONO-RAIL DISASTER AT TIMBUCTOO.———————————————————-
GREAT MONO-RAIL DISASTER AT TIMBUCTOO.
or this:— ———————————————————- WAR A QUESTION OF HOURS.
or this:— ———————————————————- WAR A QUESTION OF HOURS.
NEW YORK CALM. EXCITEMENT IN BERLIN.———————————————————-
NEW YORK CALM. EXCITEMENT IN BERLIN.———————————————————
or again:— ———————————————————- WASHINGTON STILL SILENT.
or again:— ———————————————————- WASHINGTON STILL SILENT.
WHAT WILL PARIS DO? THE PANIC ON THE BOURSE.
WHAT WILL PARIS DO? THE PANIC ON THE STOCK EXCHANGE.
THE KING'S GARDEN PARTY TO THE MASKED TWAREGS. MR. BUTTERIDGE TAKES AN OFFER. LATEST BETTING FROM TEHERAN.———————————————————-
THE KING'S GARDEN PARTY FOR THE MASKED TWAREGS. MR. BUTTERIDGE ACCEPTS AN OFFER. LATEST ODDS FROM TEHRAN.———————————————————-
or this:— ———————————————————- WILL AMERICA FIGHT?
or this:— ———————————————————- WILL AMERICA FIGHT?
ANTI-GERMAN RIOT IN BAGDAD. THE MUNICIPAL SCANDALS AT DAMASCUS.
ANTI-GERMAN RIOT IN BAGHDAD. THE MUNICIPAL SCANDALS IN DAMASCUS.
MR. BUTTERIDGE'S INVENTION FOR AMERICA.———————————————————-
Mr. Butteridge's Invention for America.
Bert stared at these over the card of pump-clips in the pane in the door with unseeing eyes. He wore a blackened flannel shirt, and the jacketless ruins of the holiday suit of yesterday. The boarded-up shop was dark and depressing beyond words, the few scandalous hiring machines had never looked so hopelessly disreputable. He thought of their fellows who were “out,” and of the approaching disputations of the afternoon. He thought of their new landlord, and of their old landlord, and of bills and claims. Life presented itself for the first time as a hopeless fight against fate....
Bert stared at the card of pump clips in the door with blank eyes. He wore a faded flannel shirt and the tattered remnants of yesterday's holiday suit. The boarded-up shop was dark and unbearably gloomy, and the few disreputable hiring machines looked more hopeless than ever. He thought about their friends who were “out,” and the arguments that were coming in the afternoon. He thought about their new landlord and their old landlord, along with bills and debts. For the first time, life felt like a pointless struggle against fate...
“Grubb, o' man,” he said, distilling the quintessence, “I'm fair sick of this shop.”
“Grubb, man,” he said, getting to the point, “I’m really tired of this shop.”
“So'm I,” said Grubb.
“Me too,” said Grubb.
“I'm out of conceit with it. I don't seem to care ever to speak to a customer again.”
“I'm done with it. I really don't feel like speaking to a customer ever again.”
“There's that trailer,” said Grubb, after a pause.
“There's that trailer,” Grubb said after a moment.
“Blow the trailer!” said Bert. “Anyhow, I didn't leave a deposit on it. I didn't do that. Still—”
“Blow the trailer!” said Bert. “Anyway, I didn't leave a deposit on it. I didn’t do that. Still—”
He turned round on his friend. “Look 'ere,” he said, “we aren't gettin' on here. We been losing money hand over fist. We got things tied up in fifty knots.”
He turned to his friend. “Listen,” he said, “we're not making any progress here. We're losing money like crazy. We've got everything tangled up.”
“What can we do?” said Grubb.
“What can we do?” Grubb asked.
“Clear out. Sell what we can for what it will fetch, and quit. See? It's no good 'anging on to a losing concern. No sort of good. Jest foolishness.”
“Clear out. Sell what we can for what it’s worth and get out. See? It’s no good holding on to a losing business. No good at all. Just foolishness.”
“That's all right,” said Grubb—“that's all right; but it ain't your capital been sunk in it.”
"That's okay," said Grubb, "that's okay; but it's not your money that's been lost in it."
“No need for us to sink after our capital,” said Bert, ignoring the point.
“No need for us to go under after our money,” Bert said, brushing off the point.
“I'm not going to be held responsible for that trailer, anyhow. That ain't my affair.”
“I'm not going to be held responsible for that trailer, anyway. That's not my concern.”
“Nobody arst you to make it your affair. If you like to stick on here, well and good. I'm quitting. I'll see Bank Holiday through, and then I'm O-R-P-H. See?”
“Nobody asked you to make it your business. If you want to hang around here, fine. I'm out. I'll get through the Bank Holiday, and then I'm gone. Got it?”
“Leavin' me?”
"Are you leaving me?"
“Leavin' you. If you must be left.”
“Leaving you. If you have to be left.”
Grubb looked round the shop. It certainly had become distasteful. Once upon a time it had been bright with hope and new beginnings and stock and the prospect of credit. Now—now it was failure and dust. Very likely the landlord would be round presently to go on with the row about the window.... “Where d'you think of going, Bert?” Grubb asked.
Grubb looked around the shop. It had definitely become unappealing. Once, it was filled with hope and fresh starts, stocked with goods and the possibility of credit. Now—now it was all about failure and dust. Most likely, the landlord would be by soon to continue the argument about the window.... “Where do you plan on going, Bert?” Grubb asked.
Bert turned round and regarded him. “I thought it out as I was walking 'ome, and in bed. I couldn't sleep a wink.”
Bert turned around and looked at him. “I thought about it while I was walking home and in bed. I couldn’t sleep at all.”
“What did you think out?”
“What did you think?”
“Plans.”
"Plans."
“What plans?”
"What are the plans?"
“Oh! You're for stickin, here.”
“Oh! You're for sticking, here.”
“Not if anything better was to offer.”
“Not if something better was offered.”
“It's only an ideer,” said Bert.
“It's just an idea,” said Bert.
“You made the girls laugh yestiday, that song you sang.”
“You made the girls laugh yesterday with that song you sang.”
“Seems a long time ago now,” said Grubb.
“Feels like a long time ago now,” said Grubb.
“And old Edna nearly cried—over that bit of mine.”
“And old Edna nearly cried—over that piece of mine.”
“She got a fly in her eye,” said Grubb; “I saw it. But what's this got to do with your plan?”
“She got a fly in her eye,” Grubb said. “I saw it. But what does that have to do with your plan?”
“No end,” said Bert.
“No end,” Bert said.
“'Ow?”
"Ouch?"
“Don't you see?”
"Don't you get it?"
“Not singing in the streets?”
“Not singing in the streets?”
“Streets! No fear! But 'ow about the Tour of the Waterin' Places of England, Grubb? Singing! Young men of family doing it for a lark? You ain't got a bad voice, you know, and mine's all right. I never see a chap singing on the beach yet that I couldn't 'ave sung into a cocked hat. And we both know how to put on the toff a bit. Eh? Well, that's my ideer. Me and you, Grubb, with a refined song and a breakdown. Like we was doing for foolery yestiday. That was what put it into my 'ead. Easy make up a programme—easy. Six choice items, and one or two for encores and patter. I'm all right for the patter anyhow.”
“Streets! No worries! But how about the Tour of the Watering Places in England, Grubb? Singing! Young guys from good families doing it for fun? You actually have a decent voice, you know, and mine’s not too bad either. I’ve never seen a guy singing on the beach that I couldn't have outperformed. And we both know how to dress the part a bit, right? Well, that’s my idea. You and I, Grubb, with a classy song and a lively dance. Like we were doing for fun yesterday. That’s what got me thinking. It’s easy to put together a program—really easy. Six great acts, and one or two for encores and banter. I’m good with the banter, anyway.”
Grubb remained regarding his darkened and disheartening shop; he thought of his former landlord and his present landlord, and of the general disgustingness of business in an age which re-echoes to The Bitter Cry of the Middle Class; and then it seemed to him that afar off he heard the twankle, twankle of a banjo, and the voice of a stranded siren singing. He had a sense of hot sunshine upon sand, of the children of at least transiently opulent holiday makers in a circle round about him, of the whisper, “They are really gentlemen,” and then dollop, dollop came the coppers in the hat. Sometimes even silver. It was all income; no outgoings, no bills. “I'm on, Bert,” he said.
Grubb sat there looking at his dark and discouraging shop; he thought about his old landlord and his current landlord, and how frustrating business was in a time that echoes The Bitter Cry of the Middle Class. Then, it felt like he heard the distant twinkling of a banjo and the voice of a stranded siren singing. He imagined hot sunshine on sand, surrounded by kids of vacationing families who were at least temporarily well-off, whispering, “They are really gentlemen,” and then plink, plink went the coins into the hat. Sometimes even silver. It was all income; no expenses, no bills. “I'm in, Bert,” he said.
“Right O!” said Bert, and, “Now we shan't be long.”
“Okay!” said Bert, and, “Now we won't take long.”
“We needn't start without capital neither,” said Grubb. “If we take the best of these machines up to the Bicycle Mart in Finsbury we'd raise six or seven pounds on 'em. We could easy do that to-morrow before anybody much was about....”
“We don’t have to start without any money either,” said Grubb. “If we take the best of these machines over to the Bicycle Mart in Finsbury, we could get six or seven pounds for them. We could easily do that tomorrow before too many people are around....”
“Nice to think of old Suet-and-Bones coming round to make his usual row with us, and finding a card up 'Closed for Repairs.'”
“It's nice to think about old Suet-and-Bones coming around to cause his usual fuss with us, only to find a sign saying 'Closed for Repairs.'”
“We'll do that,” said Grubb with zest—“we'll do that. And we'll put up another notice, and jest arst all inquirers to go round to 'im and inquire. See? Then they'll know all about us.”
“We'll do that,” said Grubb excitedly—“we'll do that. And we'll put up another notice, and just ask everyone who inquires to go over to him and ask. Got it? Then they'll know everything about us.”
Before the day was out the whole enterprise was planned. They decided at first that they would call themselves the Naval Mr. O's, a plagiarism, and not perhaps a very good one, from the title of the well-known troupe of “Scarlet Mr. E's,” and Bert rather clung to the idea of a uniform of bright blue serge, with a lot of gold lace and cord and ornamentation, rather like a naval officer's, but more so. But that had to be abandoned as impracticable, it would have taken too much time and money to prepare. They perceived they must wear some cheaper and more readily prepared costume, and Grubb fell back on white dominoes. They entertained the notion for a time of selecting the two worst machines from the hiring-stock, painting them over with crimson enamel paint, replacing the bells by the loudest sort of motor-horn, and doing a ride about to begin and end the entertainment. They doubted the advisability of this step.
Before the day was over, the whole plan was set. They initially decided to call themselves the Naval Mr. O's, which was a weak imitation of the popular group called the “Scarlet Mr. E's.” Bert was really attached to the idea of wearing bright blue uniforms, decked out with a lot of gold lace and decorative elements, kind of like naval officers, but even fancier. However, they had to give that up as it would take too much time and money to pull off. They realized they needed to wear something cheaper and easier to get ready, so Grubb suggested white dominoes. For a while, they thought about picking the two worst machines from the rental collection, painting them with bright red enamel, swapping out the bells for the loudest motor-horns they could find, and taking a spin to kick off and wrap up the entertainment. They questioned whether that was a good idea.
“There's people in the world,” said Bert, “who wouldn't recognise us, who'd know them bicycles again like a shot, and we don't want to go on with no old stories. We want a fresh start.”
“There's people in the world,” said Bert, “who wouldn't recognize us, who'd spot those bicycles right away, and we don't want to keep repeating old stories. We want a fresh start.”
“I do,” said Grubb, “badly.”
“I do,” Grubb said, “badly.”
“We want to forget things—and cut all these rotten old worries. They ain't doin' us good.”
“We want to forget things—and get rid of all these old worries. They’re not doing us any good.”
Nevertheless, they decided to take the risk of these bicycles, and they decided their costumes should be brown stockings and sandals, and cheap unbleached sheets with a hole cut in the middle, and wigs and beards of tow. The rest their normal selves! “The Desert Dervishes,” they would call themselves, and their chief songs would be those popular ditties, “In my Trailer,” and “What Price Hair-pins Now?”
Nevertheless, they chose to take the risk with these bicycles and agreed that their costumes would consist of brown stockings and sandals, along with cheap, unbleached sheets that had a hole cut in the middle, plus wigs and beards made of tow. For the rest, they would just be their normal selves! They planned to call themselves “The Desert Dervishes,” and their main songs would be those popular tunes, “In my Trailer” and “What Price Hair-pins Now?”
They decided to begin with small seaside places, and gradually, as they gained confidence, attack larger centres. To begin with they selected Littlestone in Kent, chiefly because of its unassuming name.
They decided to start with small beach towns, and gradually, as they gained confidence, tackle bigger cities. To kick things off, they chose Littlestone in Kent, mainly because of its modest name.
So they planned, and it seemed a small and unimportant thing to them that as they clattered the governments of half the world and more were drifting into war. About midday they became aware of the first of the evening-paper placards shouting to them across the street:— ———————————————————————-
So they made plans, and to them, it felt like a minor and insignificant issue that while they were busy, the governments of half the world and beyond were heading towards war. Around noon, they noticed the first evening newspaper headlines calling out to them from across the street:— ———————————————————————-
THE WAR-CLOUD DARKENS———————————————————————-
THE WAR CLOUD IS GATHERING
Nothing else but that.
Nothing more than that.
“Always rottin' about war now,” said Bert.
“Always going on about war now,” said Bert.
“They'll get it in the neck in real earnest one of these days, if they ain't precious careful.”
“They're going to get in serious trouble one of these days if they're not really careful.”
4
4
So you will understand the sudden apparition that surprised rather than delighted the quiet informality of Dymchurch sands. Dymchurch was one of the last places on the coast of England to be reached by the mono-rail, and so its spacious sands were still, at the time of this story, the secret and delight of quite a limited number of people. They went there to flee vulgarity and extravagances, and to bathe and sit and talk and play with their children in peace, and the Desert Dervishes did not please them at all.
So you'll understand the sudden appearance that surprised more than it pleased the relaxed atmosphere of Dymchurch sands. Dymchurch was one of the last spots on the coast of England to get the monorail, so its wide beaches were still, at the time of this story, a hidden gem enjoyed by only a small number of people. They visited to escape crudeness and extravagance, to swim, relax, chat, and play with their kids in peace, and the Desert Dervishes were definitely not welcome.
The two white figures on scarlet wheels came upon them out of the infinite along the sands from Littlestone, grew nearer and larger and more audible, honk-honking and emitting weird cries, and generally threatening liveliness of the most aggressive type. “Good heavens!” said Dymchurch, “what's this?”
The two white shapes on bright red wheels approached them from the endless sands of Littlestone, getting closer and louder, honking and making strange noises, exuding a kind of energetic presence that felt quite intense. “Good heavens!” said Dymchurch, “what is this?”
Then our young men, according to a preconcerted plan, wheeled round from file to line, dismounted and stood it attention. “Ladies and gentlemen,” they said, “we beg to present ourselves—the Desert Dervishes.” They bowed profoundly.
Then our young men, following a set plan, turned from a line to a formation, got off their horses, and stood at attention. “Ladies and gentlemen,” they said, “we’d like to introduce ourselves—the Desert Dervishes.” They bowed deeply.
The few scattered groups upon the beach regarded them with horror for the most part, but some of the children and young people were interested and drew nearer. “There ain't a bob on the beach,” said Grubb in an undertone, and the Desert Dervishes plied their bicycles with comic “business,” that got a laugh from one very unsophisticated little boy. Then they took a deep breath and struck into the cheerful strain of “What Price Hair-pins Now?” Grubb sang the song, Bert did his best to make the chorus a rousing one, and it the end of each verse they danced certain steps, skirts in hand, that they had carefully rehearsed. “Ting-a-ling-a-ting-a-ling-a-ting-a-ling-a-tang... What Price Hair-pins Now?”
The few scattered groups on the beach mostly looked at them in horror, but some of the kids and young adults were curious and moved closer. “There’s not a single penny on the beach,” Grubb said quietly, and the Desert Dervishes got playful on their bicycles, doing funny moves that made one very naive little boy laugh. Then they took a deep breath and launched into the upbeat tune of “What Price Hair-pins Now?” Grubb sang the song, Bert did his best to make the chorus lively, and at the end of each verse, they danced certain steps, with skirts in hand, that they had practiced carefully. “Ting-a-ling-a-ting-a-ling-a-ting-a-ling-a-tang... What Price Hair-pins Now?”
So they chanted and danced their steps in the sunshine on Dymchurch beach, and the children drew near these foolish young men, marvelling that they should behave in this way, and the older people looked cold and unfriendly.
So they sang and danced in the sunlight on Dymchurch beach, and the kids got closer to these silly young men, amazed that they acted this way, while the older folks appeared distant and unwelcoming.
All round the coasts of Europe that morning banjos were ringing, voices were bawling and singing, children were playing in the sun, pleasure-boats went to and fro; the common abundant life of the time, unsuspicious of all dangers that gathered darkly against it, flowed on its cheerful aimless way. In the cities men fussed about their businesses and engagements. The newspaper placards that had cried “wolf!” so often, cried “wolf!” now in vain.
All around the coasts of Europe that morning, banjos were playing, voices were shouting and singing, children were playing in the sun, and pleasure boats were going back and forth. The everyday, abundant life of the time, unaware of all the dangers gathering ominously around it, flowed along its cheerful, aimless path. In the cities, people busied themselves with their work and commitments. The newspaper headlines that had shouted “wolf!” so often, shouted “wolf!” now without meaning.
5
5
Now as Bert and Grubb bawled their chorus for the third time, they became aware of a very big, golden-brown balloon low in the sky to the north-west, and coming rapidly towards them. “Jest as we're gettin' hold of 'em,” muttered Grubb, “up comes a counter-attraction. Go it, Bert!” “Ting-a-ling-a-ting-a-ling-a-ting-a-ling-a-tang What Price Hair-pins Now?”
Now as Bert and Grubb shouted their chorus for the third time, they noticed a huge golden-brown balloon low in the sky to the northwest, quickly approaching them. “Just as we're getting into it,” Grubb muttered, “here comes a distraction. Go for it, Bert!” “Ting-a-ling-a-ting-a-ling-a-ting-a-ling-a-tang What Price Hair-pins Now?”
The balloon rose and fell, went out of sight—“landed, thank goodness,” said Grubb—re-appeared with a leap. “'ENG!” said Grubb. “Step it, Bert, or they'll see it!”
The balloon went up and down, disappeared—“It landed, thank goodness,” said Grubb—came back into view with a bounce. “‘ENG!” said Grubb. “Hurry up, Bert, or they'll spot it!”
They finished their dance, and then stood frankly staring.
They finished their dance and then stood openly staring.
“There's something wrong with that balloon,” said Bert.
“Something's off about that balloon,” said Bert.
Everybody now was looking at the balloon, drawing rapidly nearer before a brisk north-westerly breeze. The song and dance were a “dead frost.” Nobody thought any more about it. Even Bert and Grubb forgot it, and ignored the next item on the programme altogether. The balloon was bumping as though its occupants were trying to land; it would approach, sinking slowly, touch the ground, and instantly jump fifty feet or so in the air and immediately begin to fall again. Its car touched a clump of trees, and the black figure that had been struggling in the ropes fell back, or jumped back, into the car. In another moment it was quite close. It seemed a huge affair, as big as a house, and it floated down swiftly towards the sands; a long rope trailed behind it, and enormous shouts came from the man in the car. He seemed to be taking off his clothes, then his head came over the side of the car. “Catch hold of the rope!” they heard, quite plain.
Everyone was now watching the balloon, quickly approaching with a strong northwesterly breeze. The song and dance were a complete flop. No one was thinking about it anymore. Even Bert and Grubb forgot about it and totally ignored the next item on the schedule. The balloon was bouncing as if its passengers were trying to land; it would come down, sink slowly, touch the ground, then immediately leap fifty feet back into the air before starting to fall again. Its basket brushed against a cluster of trees, and the dark figure that had been struggling with the ropes either fell back or jumped back into the basket. In a moment, it was very close. It looked massive, as big as a house, floating down quickly toward the sand; a long rope hung behind it, and loud shouts came from the man in the basket. He seemed to be taking off his clothes, then his head popped over the edge of the basket. “Grab the rope!” they heard clearly.
“Salvage, Bert!” cried Grubb, and started to head off the rope.
“Salvage, Bert!” yelled Grubb, and began to head for the rope.
Bert followed him, and collided, without upsetting, with a fisherman bent upon a similar errand. A woman carrying a baby in her arms, two small boys with toy spades, and a stout gentleman in flannels all got to the trailing rope at about the same time, and began to dance over it in their attempts to secure it. Bert came up to this wriggling, elusive serpent and got his foot on it, went down on all fours and achieved a grip. In half a dozen seconds the whole diffused population of the beach had, as it were, crystallised on the rope, and was pulling against the balloon under the vehement and stimulating directions of the man in the car. “Pull, I tell you!” said the man in the car—“pull!”
Bert followed him and bumped into a fisherman who was also on a similar mission. A woman holding a baby, two little boys with toy shovels, and a plump gentleman in casual clothes all reached the trailing rope around the same time and started to dance around it, trying to grab hold. Bert approached the squirming, elusive rope, stepped on it, went down on all fours, and managed to get a grip. In just a few seconds, everyone on the beach seemed to gather around the rope, pulling against the balloon under the enthusiastic and motivating instructions of the man in the car. “Pull, I tell you!” shouted the man in the car—“pull!”
For a second or so the balloon obeyed its momentum and the wind and tugged its human anchor seaward. It dropped, touched the water, and made a flat, silvery splash, and recoiled as one's finger recoils when one touches anything hot. “Pull her in,” said the man in the car. “SHE'S FAINTED!”
For a moment, the balloon followed its momentum and the wind, pulling its human anchor out to sea. It dropped, touched the water, and made a flat, silvery splash, then recoiled like a finger that pulls back from something hot. “Pull her in,” said the man in the car. “SHE'S FAINTED!”
He occupied himself with some unseen object while the people on the rope pulled him in. Bert was nearest the balloon, and much excited and interested. He kept stumbling over the tail of the Dervish costume in his zeal. He had never imagined before what a big, light, wallowing thing a balloon was. The car was of brown coarse wicker-work, and comparatively small. The rope he tugged at was fastened to a stout-looking ring, four or five feet above the car. At each tug he drew in a yard or so of rope, and the waggling wicker-work was drawn so much nearer. Out of the car came wrathful bellowings: “Fainted, she has!” and then: “It's her heart—broken with all she's had to go through.”
He focused on some invisible object while the people on the rope pulled him in. Bert was closest to the balloon, very excited and curious. He kept tripping over the tail of the Dervish costume in his eagerness. He had never imagined before how big, light, and clumsy a balloon could be. The basket was made of rough brown wicker and was pretty small. The rope he was tugging on was attached to a sturdy ring, four or five feet above the basket. With each pull, he brought in about a yard of rope, and the swaying wicker was pulled closer. From the basket came angry shouts: “She’s fainted!” and then, “It’s her heart—broken from everything she’s been through.”
The balloon ceased to struggle, and sank downward. Bert dropped the rope, and ran forward to catch it in a new place. In another moment he had his hand on the car. “Lay hold of it,” said the man in the car, and his face appeared close to Bert's—a strangely familiar face, fierce eyebrows, a flattish nose, a huge black moustache. He had discarded coat and waistcoat—perhaps with some idea of presently having to swim for his life—and his black hair was extraordinarily disordered. “Will all you people get hold round the car?” he said. “There's a lady here fainted—or got failure of the heart. Heaven alone knows which! My name is Butteridge. Butteridge, my name is—in a balloon. Now please, all on to the edge. This is the last time I trust myself to one of these paleolithic contrivances. The ripping-cord failed, and the valve wouldn't act. If ever I meet the scoundrel who ought to have seen—”
The balloon stopped struggling and started to sink. Bert dropped the rope and dashed forward to grab it in a new place. In a moment, he was holding onto the car. “Hold on tight,” said the man in the car, his face coming close to Bert's—a strangely familiar face with fierce eyebrows, a flat nose, and a large black mustache. He had taken off his coat and vest—maybe thinking he'd have to swim for his life—and his black hair was a complete mess. “Can you all hold onto the car?” he said. “There’s a lady here who’s fainted—or is having heart trouble. Who knows?! My name is Butteridge. Butteridge, in a balloon. Now please, everyone to the edge. This is the last time I ever trust one of these ancient contraptions. The rip cord failed, and the valve wouldn’t work. If I ever meet the jerk who should have—”
He stuck his head out between the ropes abruptly, and said, in a note of earnest expostulation: “Get some brandy!—some neat brandy!” Some one went up the beach for it.
He suddenly stuck his head out between the ropes and said, in a serious tone: “Get some brandy!—some straight brandy!” Someone went up the beach to get it.
In the car, sprawling upon a sort of bed-bench, in an attitude of elaborate self-abandonment, was a large, blond lady, wearing a fur coat and a big floriferous hat. Her head lolled back against the padded corner of the car, and her eyes were shut and her mouth open. “Me dear!” said Mr. Butteridge, in a common, loud voice, “we're safe!”
In the car, sprawled out on a kind of bench bed, was a large blond woman, dressed in a fur coat and a big flowery hat. Her head leaned back against the cushioned corner of the car, her eyes closed and her mouth open. “My dear!” Mr. Butteridge exclaimed in a loud, casual tone, “we're safe!”
She gave no sign.
She showed no indication.
“Me dear!” said Mr. Butteridge, in a greatly intensified loud voice, “we're safe!”
“Hey, dear!” said Mr. Butteridge, in a much louder voice, “we're safe!”
She was still quite impassive.
She was still pretty emotionless.
Then Mr. Butteridge showed the fiery core of his soul. “If she is dead,” he said, slowly lifting a fist towards the balloon above him, and speaking in an immense tremulous bellow—“if she is dead, I will r-r-rend the heavens like a garment! I must get her out,” he cried, his nostrils dilated with emotion—“I must get her out. I cannot have her die in a wicker-work basket nine feet square—she who was made for kings' palaces! Keep holt of this car! Is there a strong man among ye to take her if I hand her out?”
Then Mr. Butteridge revealed the intense passion within him. “If she’s dead,” he said, slowly raising a fist towards the balloon above him and speaking in a powerful, shaky roar—“if she’s dead, I will tear the heavens apart like a piece of clothing! I need to get her out,” he shouted, his nostrils flaring with emotion—“I need to get her out. I can't let her die in a tiny wicker basket—she who was meant for royal palaces! Hold on to this car! Is there a strong man among you who can take her if I hand her out?”
He swept the lady together by a powerful movement of his arms, and lifted her. “Keep the car from jumping,” he said to those who clustered about him. “Keep your weight on it. She is no light woman, and when she is out of it—it will be relieved.”
He lifted the woman with a strong motion of his arms. “Hold the car steady,” he told the people gathered around him. “Keep your weight on it. She's not a lightweight, and once she's out of it, the pressure will ease.”
Bert leapt lightly into a sitting position on the edge of the car. The others took a firmer grip upon the ropes and ring.
Bert jumped lightly into a sitting position on the edge of the car. The others tightened their grip on the ropes and ring.
“Are you ready?” said Mr. Butteridge.
“Are you ready?” Mr. Butteridge asked.
He stood upon the bed-bench and lifted the lady carefully. Then he sat down on the wicker edge opposite to Bert, and put one leg over to dangle outside. A rope or so seemed to incommode him. “Will some one assist me?” he said. “If they would take this lady?”
He stood on the bed's edge and carefully lifted the lady. Then he sat down on the wicker side opposite Bert and dangled one leg outside. A rope or two seemed to be bothering him. “Can someone help me?” he asked. “Could you take this lady?”
It was just at this moment, with Mr. Butteridge and the lady balanced finely on the basket brim, that she came-to. She came-to suddenly and violently with a loud, heart-rending cry of “Alfred! Save me!” And she waved her arms searchingly, and then clasped Mr. Butteridge about.
It was right at this moment, with Mr. Butteridge and the lady balanced carefully on the edge of the basket, that she snapped back to reality. She came to suddenly and dramatically with a loud, heart-wrenching scream of “Alfred! Save me!” And she waved her arms frantically, then grabbed onto Mr. Butteridge.
It seemed to Bert that the car swayed for a moment and then buck-jumped and kicked him. Also he saw the boots of the lady and the right leg of the gentleman describing arcs through the air, preparatory to vanishing over the side of the car. His impressions were complex, but they also comprehended the fact that he had lost his balance, and was going to stand on his head inside this creaking basket. He spread out clutching arms. He did stand on his head, more or less, his tow-beard came off and got in his mouth, and his cheek slid along against padding. His nose buried itself in a bag of sand. The car gave a violent lurch, and became still.
It felt to Bert like the car swayed for a moment and then suddenly lurched, throwing him off balance. He also saw the lady's boots and the gentleman's right leg swinging through the air, about to disappear over the edge of the car. His thoughts were a jumble, but he realized he had lost his balance and was about to end up upside down in this rattling vehicle. He spread his arms wide to grab hold of something. He ended up kind of standing on his head, his toupee came off and ended up in his mouth, and his cheek slid against the padding. His nose got buried in a sandbag. The car jolted violently, then came to a stop.
“Confound it!” he said.
"Darn it!" he said.
He had an impression he must be stunned because of a surging in his ears, and because all the voices of the people about him had become small and remote. They were shouting like elves inside a hill.
He felt like he must be dazed because of a ringing in his ears, and all the voices of the people around him seemed distant and faint. They were yelling like little creatures inside a mound.
He found it a little difficult to get on his feet. His limbs were mixed up with the garments Mr. Butteridge had discarded when that gentleman had thought he must needs plunge into the sea. Bert bawled out half angry, half rueful, “You might have said you were going to tip the basket.” Then he stood up and clutched the ropes of the car convulsively.
He found it a bit hard to get up. His limbs were tangled up in the clothes Mr. Butteridge had tossed aside when that guy thought he had to jump into the sea. Bert shouted out, half angry and half regretful, “You could've mentioned you were going to dump the basket.” Then he stood up and gripped the ropes of the car tightly.
Below him, far below him, shining blue, were the waters of the English Channel. Far off, a little thing in the sunshine, and rushing down as if some one was bending it hollow, was the beach and the irregular cluster of houses that constitutes Dymchurch. He could see the little crowd of people he had so abruptly left. Grubb, in the white wrapper of a Desert Dervish, was running along the edge of the sea. Mr. Butteridge was knee-deep in the water, bawling immensely. The lady was sitting up with her floriferous hat in her lap, shockingly neglected. The beach, east and west, was dotted with little people—they seemed all heads and feet—looking up. And the balloon, released from the twenty-five stone or so of Mr. Butteridge and his lady, was rushing up into the sky at the pace of a racing motor-car. “My crikey!” said Bert; “here's a go!”
Below him, far below, the shining blue waters of the English Channel stretched out. In the distance, a tiny spot in the sunshine, the beach and the uneven cluster of houses that made up Dymchurch seemed to rush down as if someone was shaping it. He could see the little crowd of people he had abruptly left behind. Grubb, wearing the white robe of a Desert Dervish, was running along the water's edge. Mr. Butteridge was standing knee-deep in the water, yelling loudly. The lady was sitting up with her flowery hat in her lap, quite neglected. The beach, stretching east and west, was dotted with little figures—they looked like just heads and feet—gazing up. And the balloon, freed from the weight of Mr. Butteridge and his lady, was soaring into the sky at the speed of a racing car. “Wow!” said Bert; “this is something!”
He looked down with a pinched face at the receding beach, and reflected that he wasn't giddy; then he made a superficial survey of the cords and ropes about him with a vague idea of “doing something.” “I'm not going to mess about with the thing,” he said at last, and sat down upon the mattress. “I'm not going to touch it.... I wonder what one ought to do?”
He looked down with a tight expression at the shrinking beach and thought to himself that he wasn’t feeling dizzy; then he glanced around at the cords and ropes nearby with a vague notion of “doing something.” “I’m not going to mess with it,” he finally said, and sat down on the mattress. “I won’t touch it... I wonder what I should do?”
Soon he got up again and stared for a long time it the sinking world below, at white cliffs to the east and flattening marsh to the left, at a minute wide prospect of weald and downland, at dim towns and harbours and rivers and ribbon-like roads, at ships and ships, decks and foreshortened funnels upon the ever-widening sea, and at the great mono-rail bridge that straddled the Channel from Folkestone to Boulogne, until at last, first little wisps and then a veil of filmy cloud hid the prospect from his eyes. He wasn't at all giddy nor very much frightened, only in a state of enormous consternation.
Soon he got up again and stared for a long time at the sinking world below, at the white cliffs to the east and the flat marsh to the left, at a tiny wide view of rolling hills and downland, at dim towns and harbors and rivers and winding roads, at ships and more ships, decks and shortened funnels on the ever-expanding sea, and at the huge mono-rail bridge that spanned the Channel from Folkestone to Boulogne, until finally, first little wisps and then a veil of thin cloud obscured the view from his eyes. He wasn't at all dizzy nor very scared, just in a state of great distress.
CHAPTER III. THE BALLOON
I
Bert Smallways was a vulgar little creature, the sort of pert, limited soul that the old civilisation of the early twentieth century produced by the million in every country of the world. He had lived all his life in narrow streets, and between mean houses he could not look over, and in a narrow circle of ideas from which there was no escape. He thought the whole duty of man was to be smarter than his fellows, get his hands, as he put it, “on the dibs,” and have a good time. He was, in fact, the sort of man who had made England and America what they were. The luck had been against him so far, but that was by the way. He was a mere aggressive and acquisitive individual with no sense of the State, no habitual loyalty, no devotion, no code of honour, no code even of courage. Now by a curious accident he found himself lifted out of his marvellous modern world for a time, out of all the rush and confused appeals of it, and floating like a thing dead and disembodied between sea and sky. It was as if Heaven was experimenting with him, had picked him out as a sample from the English millions, to look at him more nearly, and to see what was happening to the soul of man. But what Heaven made of him in that case I cannot profess to imagine, for I have long since abandoned all theories about the ideals and satisfactions of Heaven.
Bert Smallways was a pretty shallow guy, the kind of cocky, narrow-minded person that the old civilization of the early twentieth century churned out by the millions in every country. He had spent his whole life in cramped streets, surrounded by small houses he couldn’t see over, and stuck in a limited mindset with no way out. He believed that the main goal in life was to outsmart everyone else, get his hands on the money, and enjoy himself. He was, in fact, the kind of person who had helped shape England and America into what they were. Luck hadn’t been on his side so far, but that was beside the point. He was simply a pushy and greedy individual with no sense of community, no loyalty, no devotion, no code of honor, and no sense of bravery. Now, by a strange twist of fate, he found himself temporarily removed from his hectic modern life, floating like a lifeless object between sea and sky. It was as if Heaven was experimenting with him, choosing him as a representative from the English masses to examine more closely and to see what was happening to the human soul. But I can’t imagine what Heaven judged him to be, since I’ve long since given up on any theories about the ideals and pleasures of Heaven.
To be alone in a balloon at a height of fourteen or fifteen thousand feet—and to that height Bert Smallways presently rose is like nothing else in human experience. It is one of the supreme things possible to man. No flying machine can ever better it. It is to pass extraordinarily out of human things. It is to be still and alone to an unprecedented degree. It is solitude without the suggestion of intervention; it is calm without a single irrelevant murmur. It is to see the sky. No sound reaches one of all the roar and jar of humanity, the air is clear and sweet beyond the thought of defilement. No bird, no insect comes so high. No wind blows ever in a balloon, no breeze rustles, for it moves with the wind and is itself a part of the atmosphere. Once started, it does not rock nor sway; you cannot feel whether it rises or falls. Bert felt acutely cold, but he wasn't mountain-sick; he put on the coat and overcoat and gloves Butteridge had discarded—put them over the “Desert Dervish” sheet that covered his cheap best suit—and sat very still for a long, time, overawed by the new-found quiet of the world. Above him was the light, translucent, billowing globe of shining brown oiled silk and the blazing sunlight and the great deep blue dome of the sky.
To be alone in a balloon at a height of fourteen or fifteen thousand feet—where Bert Smallways currently soared—is unlike anything else in human experience. It's one of the greatest things a person can experience. No flying machine can surpass it. It's an extraordinary escape from the ordinary. It's a level of stillness and solitude that’s unmatched. It's isolation without any sense of interruption; it’s peacefulness without a single distracting sound. It’s the chance to truly see the sky. No sound gets through the din and chaos of humanity; the air is clear and refreshing, beyond any thought of pollution. No bird or insect reaches this height. There’s no wind in a balloon, no breeze rustles because it moves with the wind and is part of the atmosphere itself. Once it’s in motion, it doesn’t rock or sway; you can’t tell if it’s going up or down. Bert felt extremely cold, but he wasn’t feeling sick from the altitude; he put on the coat, overcoat, and gloves that Butteridge had discarded—wearing them over the “Desert Dervish” sheet that covered his cheap best suit—and sat still for a long time, overwhelmed by the newly found tranquility of the world. Above him was the light, translucent, billowing globe of shining brown oiled silk, the blazing sunlight, and the vast deep blue expanse of the sky.
Below, far below, was a torn floor of sunlit cloud slashed by enormous rents through which he saw the sea.
Below, far down, was a ripped layer of sunlit clouds cut through by huge gaps where he could see the sea.
If you had been watching him from below, you would have seen his head, a motionless little black knob, sticking out from the car first of all for a long time on one side, and then vanishing to reappear after a time at some other point.
If you had been watching him from below, you would have seen his head, a motionless little black knob, sticking out from the car for a long time on one side, and then disappearing, only to reappear later at a different spot.
He wasn't in the least degree uncomfortable nor afraid. He did think that as this uncontrollable thing had thus rushed up the sky with him it might presently rush down again, but this consideration did not trouble him very much. Essentially his state was wonder. There is no fear nor trouble in balloons—until they descend.
He wasn't uncomfortable or scared at all. He did think that since this uncontrollable thing had rushed up into the sky with him, it might come rushing down again, but that thought didn’t bother him too much. Essentially, he was in a state of wonder. There’s no fear or worry in balloons—until they come down.
“Gollys!” he said at last, feeling a need for talking; “it's better than a motor-bike.”
“Wow!” he finally said, feeling the need to talk; “it's better than a motorbike.”
“It's all right!”
“It's okay!”
“I suppose they're telegraphing about, about me.”...
“I guess they’re talking about me.”
The second hour found him examining the equipment of the car with great particularity. Above him was the throat of the balloon bunched and tied together, but with an open lumen through which Bert could peer up into a vast, empty, quiet interior, and out of which descended two fine cords of unknown import, one white, one crimson, to pockets below the ring. The netting about the balloon ended in cords attached to the ring, a big steel-bound hoop to which the car was slung by ropes. From it depended the trail rope and grapnel, and over the sides of the car were a number of canvas bags that Bert decided must be ballast to “chuck down” if the balloon fell. (“Not much falling just yet,” said Bert.)
The second hour found him closely inspecting the car's equipment. Above him was the throat of the balloon, bunched and tied, but with an open space that allowed Bert to look up into a vast, empty, quiet interior. From it hung two fine cords of unknown purpose, one white and one crimson, leading to pockets below the ring. The netting around the balloon ended in cords attached to a large steel-bound hoop, to which the car was secured by ropes. From that hoop dangled the trail rope and grapnel, and on the sides of the car were several canvas bags that Bert figured must be ballast to “drop” if the balloon fell. (“Not much falling just yet,” said Bert.)
There were an aneroid and another box-shaped instrument hanging from the ring. The latter had an ivory plate bearing “statoscope” and other words in French, and a little indicator quivered and waggled, between Montee and Descente. “That's all right,” said Bert. “That tells if you're going up or down.” On the crimson padded seat of the balloon there lay a couple of rugs and a Kodak, and in opposite corners of the bottom of the car were an empty champagne bottle and a glass. “Refreshments,” said Bert meditatively, tilting the empty bottle. Then he had a brilliant idea. The two padded bed-like seats, each with blankets and mattress, he perceived, were boxes, and within he found Mr. Butteridge's conception of an adequate equipment for a balloon ascent: a hamper which included a game pie, a Roman pie, a cold fowl, tomatoes, lettuce, ham sandwiches, shrimp sandwiches, a large cake, knives and forks and paper plates, self-heating tins of coffee and cocoa, bread, butter, and marmalade, several carefully packed bottles of champagne, bottles of Perrier water, and a big jar of water for washing, a portfolio, maps, and a compass, a rucksack containing a number of conveniences, including curling-tongs and hair-pins, a cap with ear-flaps, and so forth.
There was an aneroid and another boxy instrument hanging from the ring. The latter had an ivory plate with “statoscope” and other words in French, and a little indicator shook and swayed between Montee and Descente. “That’s all good,” said Bert. “That tells you if you’re going up or down.” On the crimson cushioned seat of the balloon, a couple of rugs and a Kodak lay, and in opposite corners at the bottom of the car sat an empty champagne bottle and a glass. “Refreshments,” Bert said thoughtfully, tilting the empty bottle. Then he had a great idea. The two padded bed-like seats, each with blankets and a mattress, he realized were boxes, and inside he discovered Mr. Butteridge’s idea of the right equipment for a balloon ride: a hamper that included a game pie, a Roman pie, a cold chicken, tomatoes, lettuce, ham sandwiches, shrimp sandwiches, a large cake, knives and forks and paper plates, self-heating tins of coffee and cocoa, bread, butter, and marmalade, several carefully packed bottles of champagne, bottles of Perrier water, and a big jar of water for washing, a portfolio, maps, and a compass, a backpack containing a bunch of handy items, including curling tongs and hairpins, a cap with ear flaps, and so on.
“A 'ome from 'ome,” said Bert, surveying this provision as he tied the ear-flaps under his chin. He looked over the side of the car. Far below were the shining clouds. They had thickened so that the whole world was hidden. Southward they were piled in great snowy masses, so that he was half disposed to think them mountains; northward and eastward they were in wavelike levels, and blindingly sunlit.
“A home away from home,” said Bert, looking over the supplies as he tied the ear-flaps under his chin. He leaned over the side of the car. Far below were the shiny clouds. They had thickened so much that the entire world was hidden. To the south, they were stacked in huge snowy piles, making him half think they were mountains; to the north and east, they spread out in wavelike layers, brightly lit by the sun.
“Wonder how long a balloon keeps up?” he said.
“Do you ever wonder how long a balloon stays inflated?” he asked.
He imagined he was not moving, so insensibly did the monster drift with the air about it. “No good coming down till we shift a bit,” he said.
He imagined he wasn't moving, as the monster blended so seamlessly with the surrounding air. “It's no use coming down until we move a bit,” he said.
He consulted the statoscope.
He consulted the stethoscope.
“Still Monty,” he said.
“Still Monty,” he said.
“Wonder what would happen if you pulled a cord?”
“Ever wonder what would happen if you pulled a cord?”
“No,” he decided. “I ain't going to mess it about.”
“No,” he decided. “I’m not going to screw it up.”
Afterwards he did pull both the ripping- and the valve-cords, but, as Mr. Butteridge had already discovered, they had fouled a fold of silk in the throat. Nothing happened. But for that little hitch the ripping-cord would have torn the balloon open as though it had been slashed by a sword, and hurled Mr. Smallways to eternity at the rate of some thousand feet a second. “No go!” he said, giving it a final tug. Then he lunched.
After that, he pulled both the ripping cord and the valve cord, but, as Mr. Butteridge had already found out, they had gotten tangled in a fold of silk in the throat. Nothing happened. If it weren't for that little snag, the ripping cord would have ripped the balloon open as if it had been sliced by a sword, sending Mr. Smallways hurtling into eternity at about a thousand feet per second. “No luck!” he said, giving it one last tug. Then he had lunch.
He opened a bottle of champagne, which, as soon as he cut the wire, blew its cork out with incredible violence, and for the most part followed it into space. Bert, however, got about a tumblerful. “Atmospheric pressure,” said Bert, finding a use at last for the elementary physiography of his seventh-standard days. “I'll have to be more careful next time. No good wastin' drink.”
He opened a bottle of champagne, and as soon as he cut the wire, the cork shot out with incredible force, mostly following it into the air. Bert, however, managed to get about a tumblerful. "Atmospheric pressure," said Bert, finally putting to use what he learned in seventh grade science. "I’ll have to be more careful next time. No point in wasting good drinks."
Then he routed about for matches to utilise Mr. Butteridge's cigars; but here again luck was on his side, and he couldn't find any wherewith to set light to the gas above him. Or else he would have dropped in a flare, a splendid but transitory pyrotechnic display. “'Eng old Grubb!” said Bert, slapping unproductive pockets. “'E didn't ought to 'ave kep' my box. 'E's always sneaking matches.”
Then he searched around for matches to use with Mr. Butteridge's cigars; but once again, luck was on his side, and he couldn't find anything to light the gas above him. Otherwise, he would have set off a flare, a brilliant but short-lived fireworks display. “Damn old Grubb!” said Bert, smacking his empty pockets. “He shouldn't have kept my box. He's always swiping matches.”
He reposed for a time. Then he got up, paddled about, rearranged the ballast bags on the floor, watched the clouds for a time, and turned over the maps on the locker. Bert liked maps, and he spent some time in trying to find one of France or the Channel; but they were all British ordnance maps of English counties. That set him thinking about languages and trying to recall his seventh-standard French. “Je suis Anglais. C'est une meprise. Je suis arrive par accident ici,” he decided upon as convenient phrases. Then it occurred to him that he would entertain himself by reading Mr. Butteridge's letters and examining his pocket-book, and in this manner he whiled away the afternoon.
He rested for a bit. Then he got up, moved around, rearranged the ballast bags on the floor, watched the clouds for a while, and flipped through the maps in the locker. Bert liked maps and spent some time trying to find one of France or the Channel, but they were all British ordnance maps of English counties. That got him thinking about languages, and he tried to remember his seventh-grade French. "I am English. It's a misunderstanding. I arrived here by accident," he decided were useful phrases. Then it occurred to him that he could entertain himself by reading Mr. Butteridge's letters and checking his wallet, and he spent the afternoon that way.
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He sat upon the padded locker, wrapped about very carefully, for the air, though calm, was exhilaratingly cold and clear. He was wearing first a modest suit of blue serge and all the unpretending underwear of a suburban young man of fashion, with sandal-like cycling-shoes and brown stockings drawn over his trouser ends; then the perforated sheet proper to a Desert Dervish; then the coat and waistcoat and big fur-trimmed overcoat of Mr. Butteridge; then a lady's large fur cloak, and round his knees a blanket. Over his head was a tow wig, surmounted by a large cap of Mr. Butteridge's with the flaps down over his ears. And some fur sleeping-boots of Mr. Butteridge's warmed his feet. The car of the balloon was small and neat, some bags of ballast the untidiest of its contents, and he had found a light folding-table and put it at his elbow, and on that was a glass with champagne. And about him, above and below, was space—such a clear emptiness and silence of space as only the aeronaut can experience.
He sat on the padded locker, bundled up carefully, because the air, although calm, was refreshingly cold and clear. He wore a simple blue suit and basic underwear typical for a trendy suburban young man, along with sandal-like cycling shoes and brown stockings pulled over the ends of his trousers; then the perforated sheet typical of a Desert Dervish; then Mr. Butteridge's coat, waistcoat, and large fur-trimmed overcoat; next, a lady's large fur cloak, and a blanket over his knees. On his head was a tow wig topped with a big cap belonging to Mr. Butteridge, with the flaps down over his ears. Mr. Butteridge's fur sleeping boots kept his feet warm. The balloon's car was small and tidy, with some bags of ballast being the messiest items inside, and he had found a light folding table to set up next to him, on which was a glass of champagne. All around him, above and below, was open space—such a clear emptiness and silence that only an aeronaut could truly appreciate.
He did not know where he might be drifting, or what might happen next. He accepted this state of affairs with a serenity creditable to the Smallways' courage, which one might reasonably have expected to be of a more degenerate and contemptible quality altogether. His impression was that he was bound to come down somewhere, and that then, if he wasn't smashed, some one, some “society” perhaps, would probably pack him and the balloon back to England. If not, he would ask very firmly for the British Consul.
He had no idea where he might end up or what would happen next. He accepted this situation with a calmness that was impressive for someone like Smallways, who one might have thought would be much weaker and more pitiful. He felt certain that he would eventually land somewhere, and if he wasn't injured, someone, maybe a “society,” would likely send him and the balloon back to England. If that didn't happen, he would firmly demand to see the British Consul.
“Le consuelo Britannique,” he decided this would be. “Apportez moi a le consuelo Britannique, s'il vous plait,” he would say, for he was by no means ignorant of French. In the meanwhile, he found the intimate aspects of Mr. Butteridge an interesting study.
“British comfort,” he decided this would be. “Bring me the British comfort, please,” he would say, as he was by no means ignorant of French. In the meantime, he found the personal sides of Mr. Butteridge an interesting study.
There were letters of an entirely private character addressed to Mr. Butteridge, and among others several love-letters of a devouring sort in a large feminine hand. These are no business of ours, and one remarks with regret that Bert read them.
There were letters of a completely personal nature addressed to Mr. Butteridge, including several intense love letters written in a large feminine handwriting. These aren’t our concern, and it’s unfortunate that Bert read them.
When he had read them he remarked, “Gollys!” in an awestricken tone, and then, after a long interval, “I wonder if that was her?
When he finished reading them, he exclaimed, “Wow!” in a stunned voice, and then, after a long pause, “I wonder if that was her?”
“Lord!”
“OMG!”
He mused for a time.
He thought for a while.
He resumed his exploration of the Butteridge interior. It included a number of press cuttings of interviews and also several letters in German, then some in the same German handwriting, but in English. “Hul-LO!” said Bert.
He continued his exploration of the Butteridge interior. It included several press clippings of interviews and also a few letters in German, followed by some in the same German handwriting, but in English. “Hey there!” said Bert.
One of the latter, the first he took, began with an apology to Butteridge for not writing to him in English before, and for the inconvenience and delay that had been caused him by that, and went on to matter that Bert found exciting in, the highest degree. “We can understand entirely the difficulties of your position, and that you shall possibly be watched at the present juncture.—But, sir, we do not believe that any serious obstacles will be put in your way if you wished to endeavour to leave the country and come to us with your plans by the customary routes—either via Dover, Ostend, Boulogne, or Dieppe. We find it difficult to think you are right in supposing yourself to be in danger of murder for your invaluable invention.”
One of the later messages, the first he sent, started with an apology to Butteridge for not writing to him in English before, and for the trouble and delay that caused him. It then went on to topics that Bert found incredibly exciting. “We completely understand the difficulties you’re facing, and that you might be under watch at this moment. But, sir, we don’t believe that any serious obstacles will stand in your way if you want to try to leave the country and come to us with your plans using the usual routes—either through Dover, Ostend, Boulogne, or Dieppe. It's hard for us to believe that you’re right in thinking you’re in danger of being murdered for your invaluable invention.”
“Funny!” said Bert, and meditated.
“Funny!” said Bert, and reflected.
Then he went through the other letters.
Then he looked through the other letters.
“They seem to want him to come,” said Bert, “but they don't seem hurting themselves to get 'im. Or else they're shamming don't care to get his prices down.
“They seem to want him to come,” said Bert, “but they don't seem to be doing much to get him. Or maybe they're just pretending not to care about getting his prices down.”
“They don't quite seem to be the gov'ment,” he reflected, after an interval. “It's more like some firm's paper. All this printed stuff at the top. Drachenflieger. Drachenballons. Ballonstoffe. Kugelballons. Greek to me.
“They don't really seem to be the government,” he thought after a moment. “It feels more like some company's paperwork. All this printed stuff at the top. Drachenflieger. Drachenballons. Ballonstoffe. Kugelballons. Completely Greek to me.
“But he was trying to sell his blessed secret abroad. That's all right. No Greek about that! Gollys! Here IS the secret!”
“But he was trying to sell his precious secret overseas. That's fine. Nothing Greek about that! Wow! Here IS the secret!”
He tumbled off the seat, opened the locker, and had the portfolio open before him on the folding-table. It was full of drawings done in the peculiar flat style and conventional colours engineers adopt. And, in, addition there were some rather under-exposed photographs, obviously done by an amateur, at close quarters, of the actual machine's mutterings had made, in its shed near the Crystal Palace. Bert found he was trembling. “Lord” he said, “here am I and the whole blessed secret of flying—lost up here on the roof of everywhere.
He fell off the seat, opened the locker, and laid the portfolio out in front of him on the folding table. It was filled with drawings done in that flat style and standard colors engineers typically use. Additionally, there were some poorly exposed photographs, clearly taken by an amateur, up close, of the actual machine’s sounds made in its shed near the Crystal Palace. Bert realized he was shaking. “Wow,” he said, “here I am with the whole valuable secret of flying—stuck up here on the roof of the world.”
“Let's see!” He fell to studying the drawings and comparing them with the photographs. They puzzled him. Half of them seemed to be missing. He tried to imagine how they fitted together, and found the effort too great for his mind.
“Let’s see!” He started examining the drawings and comparing them with the photographs. They confused him. Half of them seemed to be missing. He tried to picture how they all fit together, but found the effort too challenging for his mind.
“It's tryin',” said Bert. “I wish I'd been brought up to the engineering. If I could only make it out!”
“It's tough,” said Bert. “I wish I had been raised to understand engineering. If only I could figure it out!”
He went to the side of the car and remained for a time staring with unseeing eyes at a huge cluster of great clouds—a cluster of slowly dissolving Monte Rosas, sunlit below. His attention was arrested by a strange black spot that moved over them. It alarmed him. It was a black spot moving slowly with him far below, following him down there, indefatigably, over the cloud mountains. Why should such a thing follow him? What could it be?...
He walked over to the side of the car and stood there for a while, staring blankly at a massive group of clouds—a group that looked like slowly melting Monte Rosas, lit up by the sun below. His focus was caught by a strange black spot that moved across them. It scared him. It was a black spot moving slowly below him, relentlessly following him over the cloud mountains. Why would such a thing follow him? What could it be?...
He had an inspiration. “Uv course!” he said. It was the shadow of the balloon. But he still watched it dubiously for a time.
He had an idea. “Of course!” he said. It was the shadow of the balloon. But he still watched it skeptically for a while.
He returned to the plans on the table.
He went back to the plans on the table.
He spent a long afternoon between his struggles to understand them and fits of meditation. He evolved a remarkable new sentence in French.
He spent a long afternoon alternating between trying to understand them and moments of deep thought. He came up with a remarkable new sentence in French.
“Voici, Mossoo!—Je suis un inventeur Anglais. Mon nom est Butteridge. Beh. oo. teh. teh. eh. arr. I. deh. geh. eh. J'avais ici pour vendre le secret de le flying-machine. Comprenez? Vendre pour l'argent tout suite, l'argent en main. Comprenez? C'est le machine a jouer dans l'air. Comprenez? C'est le machine a faire l'oiseau. Comprenez? Balancer? Oui, exactement! Battir l'oiseau en fait, a son propre jeu. Je desire de vendre ceci a votre government national. Voulez vous me directer la?
“Hello, sir! I’m an English inventor. My name is Butteridge. B-e-t-t-e-r-i-d-g-e. I’m here to sell the secret of the flying machine. Understand? Selling for money right away, cash in hand. Understand? It’s a machine to play in the air. Understand? It’s a machine to make a bird. Understand? Swing? Yes, exactly! Building a bird to really fly on its own. I want to sell this to your national government. Can you direct me there?”
“Bit rummy, I expect, from the point of view of grammar,” said Bert, “but they ought to get the hang of it all right.
“Bit of a mess, I guess, in terms of grammar,” said Bert, “but they should figure it out just fine."
“But then, if they arst me to explain the blessed thing?”
“But then, what if they ask me to explain the damn thing?”
He returned in a worried way to the plans. “I don't believe it's all here!” he said....
He went back to the plans, looking concerned. “I don't think everything's here!” he said...
He got more and more perplexed up there among the clouds as to what he should do with this wonderful find of his. At any moment, so far as he knew he might descend among he knew not what foreign people.
He became increasingly confused up there among the clouds about what he should do with this amazing discovery of his. At any moment, as far as he knew, he could come down among who knows what kind of foreign people.
“It's the chance of my life!” he said.
"It's the opportunity of a lifetime!" he said.
It became more and more manifest to him that it wasn't. “Directly I come down they'll telegraph—put it in the papers. Butteridge'll know of it and come along—on my track.”
It became increasingly clear to him that it wasn't. “As soon as I get down there, they'll send a telegram—put it in the newspapers. Butteridge will find out about it and come after me.”
Butteridge would be a terrible person to be on any one's track. Bert thought of the great black moustaches, the triangular nose, the searching bellow and the glare. His afternoon's dream of a marvellous seizure and sale of the great Butteridge secret crumpled up in his mind, dissolved, and vanished. He awoke to sanity again.
Butteridge would be a horrible person to be after anyone. Bert thought about the big black mustache, the triangular nose, the loud voice, and the piercing stare. His afternoon fantasy of a fantastic capture and sale of the big Butteridge secret fell apart in his mind, dissolved, and disappeared. He returned to reality once more.
“Wouldn't do. What's the good of thinking of it?” He proceeded slowly and reluctantly to replace the Butteridge papers in pockets and portfolio as he had found them. He became aware of a splendid golden light upon the balloon above him, and of a new warmth in the blue dome of the sky. He stood up and beheld the sun, a great ball of blinding gold, setting upon a tumbled sea of gold-edged crimson and purple clouds, strange and wonderful beyond imagining. Eastward cloud-land stretched for ever, darkling blue, and it seemed to Bert the whole round hemisphere of the world was under his eyes.
“That's not gonna work. What’s the point of thinking about it?” He slowly and hesitantly put the Butteridge papers back in his pockets and portfolio as he had found them. He noticed a beautiful golden light on the balloon above him, and a new warmth in the blue sky. He stood up and looked at the sun, a massive ball of blinding gold, setting over a chaotic sea of gold-edged crimson and purple clouds, strange and amazing beyond imagination. To the east, the clouds stretched endlessly, a dark blue, and it seemed to Bert that the entire round hemisphere of the world was right before him.
Then far, away over the blue he caught sight of three long, dark shapes like hurrying fish that drove one after the other, as porpoises follow one another in the water. They were very fish-like indeed—with tails. It was an unconvincing impression in that light. He blinked his eyes, stared again, and they had vanished. For a long time he scrutinised those remote blue levels and saw no more....
Then, far away over the blue, he spotted three long, dark shapes moving quickly, like fish swimming in line, just as porpoises do in the water. They really did look like fish—complete with tails. It was a vague impression in that light. He blinked his eyes, stared again, and they were gone. For a long time, he scanned those distant blue waters and saw nothing else....
“Wonder if I ever saw anything,” he said, and then: “There ain't such things....”
“Wonder if I ever saw anything,” he said, and then: “There aren't such things....”
Down went the sun and down, not diving steeply, but passing northward as it sank, and then suddenly daylight and the expansive warmth of daylight had gone altogether, and the index of the statoscope quivered over to Descente.
Down went the sun, not diving steeply but moving northward as it set, and then suddenly, the light and the warm embrace of day disappeared completely, and the gauge on the statoscope swayed over to Descente.
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3
“NOW what's going to 'appen?” said Bert.
“NOW what's going to happen?” said Bert.
He found the cold, grey cloud wilderness rising towards him with a wide, slow steadiness. As he sank down among them the clouds ceased to seem the snowclad mountain-slopes they had resembled heretofore, became unsubstantial, confessed an immense silent drift and eddy in their substance. For a moment, when he was nearly among their twilight masses, his descent was checked. Then abruptly the sky was hidden, the last vestiges of daylight gone, and he was falling rapidly in an evening twilight through a whirl of fine snowflakes that streamed past him towards the zenith, that drifted in upon the things about him and melted, that touched his face with ghostly fingers. He shivered. His breath came smoking from his lips, and everything was instantly bedewed and wet.
He saw the cold, gray cloud wilderness rising toward him steadily and slowly. As he sank down among them, the clouds stopped looking like the snow-covered mountain slopes they had before, becoming insubstantial and revealing a huge, silent drift and swirl in their substance. For a moment, when he was almost among their twilight masses, his descent was halted. Then suddenly, the sky was hidden, the last traces of daylight disappeared, and he was falling quickly into the evening twilight through a swirl of fine snowflakes that streamed past him toward the sky, that drifted in around him and melted, that brushed his face with ghostly fingers. He shivered. His breath came out in a fog from his lips, and everything was instantly damp and wet.
He had an impression of a snowstorm pouring with unexampled and increasing fury UPWARD; then he realised that he was falling faster and faster.
He felt like a snowstorm was blasting upward with incredible and growing intensity; then he realized he was falling faster and faster.
Imperceptibly a sound grew upon his ears. The great silence of the world was at an end. What was this confused sound?
A sound gradually filled his ears. The deep silence of the world was over. What was this strange noise?
He craned his head over the side, concerned, perplexed.
He leaned his head over the side, worried and confused.
First he seemed to see, and then not to see. Then he saw clearly little edges of foam pursuing each other, and a wide waste of weltering waters below him. Far away was a pilot boat with a big sail bearing dim black letters, and a little pinkish-yellow light, and it was rolling and pitching, rolling and pitching in a gale, while he could feel no wind at, all. Soon the sound of waters was loud and near. He was dropping, dropping—into the sea!
First, he seemed to see, then not to see. Then he saw clearly the little edges of foam chasing each other and a vast expanse of turbulent water below him. In the distance was a pilot boat with a big sail displaying faint black letters and a small pinkish-yellow light, rolling and pitching in a storm, while he felt no wind at all. Soon, the sound of the waves grew loud and close. He was dropping, dropping—into the sea!
He became convulsively active.
He became extremely active.
“Ballast!” he cried, and seized a little sack from the floor, and heaved it overboard. He did not wait for the effect of that, but sent another after it. He looked over in time to see a minute white splash in the dim waters below him, and then he was back in the snow and clouds again.
“Ballast!” he shouted, grabbing a small sack from the floor and tossing it overboard. He didn’t wait to see what happened next but threw another one after it. He glanced over just in time to see a tiny white splash in the dark waters below, and then he was back in the snow and clouds again.
He sent out quite needlessly a third sack of ballast and a fourth, and presently had the immense satisfaction of soaring up out of the damp and chill into the clear, cold, upper air in which the day still lingered. “Thang-God!” he said, with all his heart.
He sent out a third sack of ballast and then a fourth, even though it wasn't necessary, and soon felt the immense satisfaction of rising up and out of the damp and cold into the clear, chilly upper air where the day was still hanging on. “Thank God!” he said, feeling it deeply.
A few stars now had pierced the blue, and in the east there shone brightly a prolate moon.
A few stars were now visible against the blue sky, and in the east, a round moon was shining brightly.
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That first downward plunge filled Bert with a haunting sense of boundless waters below. It was a summer's night, but it seemed to him, nevertheless, extraordinarily long. He had a feeling of insecurity that he fancied quite irrationally the sunrise would dispel. Also he was hungry. He felt, in the dark, in the locker, put his fingers in the Roman pie, and got some sandwiches, and he also opened rather successfully a half-bottle of champagne. That warmed and restored him, he grumbled at Grubb about the matches, wrapped himself up warmly on the locker, and dozed for a time. He got up once or twice to make sure that he was still securely high above the sea. The first time the moonlit clouds were white and dense, and the shadow of the balloon ran athwart them like a dog that followed; afterwards they seemed thinner. As he lay still, staring up at the huge dark balloon above, he made a discovery. His—or rather Mr. Butteridge's—waistcoat rustled as he breathed. It was lined with papers. But Bert could not see to get them out or examine them, much as he wished to do so....
That first downward dive filled Bert with a chilling sense of the endless waters below. It was a summer night, but it felt incredibly long to him. He had a feeling of insecurity, irrationally hoping that the sunrise would ease it. Plus, he was hungry. In the dark, in the locker, he reached for the Roman pie, grabbed some sandwiches, and successfully opened a half-bottle of champagne. That warmed and revived him; he grumbled at Grubb about the matches, wrapped himself warmly on the locker, and dozed for a while. He got up once or twice to make sure he was still securely above the sea. The first time, the moonlit clouds were thick and white, and the shadow of the balloon seemed to run across them like a dog following its owner; later, they appeared thinner. As he lay still, staring up at the enormous dark balloon above, he made a discovery. His—or rather Mr. Butteridge's—waistcoat rustled as he breathed. It was lined with papers. But Bert couldn’t see to pull them out or examine them, no matter how much he wanted to...
He was awakened by the crowing of cocks, the barking of dogs, and a clamour of birds. He was driving slowly at a low level over a broad land lit golden by sunrise under a clear sky. He stared out upon hedgeless, well-cultivated fields intersected by roads, each lined with cable-bearing red poles. He had just passed over a compact, whitewashed, village with a straight church tower and steep red-tiled roofs. A number of peasants, men and women, in shiny blouses and lumpish footwear, stood regarding him, arrested on their way to work. He was so low that the end of his rope was trailing.
He was awakened by the sound of roosters, barking dogs, and a chorus of birds. He was flying slowly at a low altitude over a vast landscape bathed in golden sunlight under a clear sky. He looked out at fields without hedges, well-tended and crossed by roads, each lined with tall red poles carrying cables. He had just flown over a small, whitewashed village with a straight church tower and steep red-tiled roofs. A group of farmers, both men and women, in shiny shirts and clunky shoes, stood watching him, halted on their way to work. He was flying so low that the end of his rope was trailing behind him.
He stared out at these people. “I wonder how you land,” he thought.
He looked out at these people. “I wonder how you fit in,” he thought.
“S'pose I OUGHT to land?”
"Should I land?"
He found himself drifting down towards a mono-rail line, and hastily flung out two or three handfuls of ballast to clear it.
He found himself drifting down toward a monorail line and quickly tossed out two or three handfuls of ballast to clear it.
“Lemme see! One might say just 'Pre'nez'! Wish I knew the French for take hold of the rope!... I suppose they are French?”
“Let me see! One might just say 'Pre'nez'! I wish I knew the French for take hold of the rope!... I guess they are French?”
He surveyed the country again. “Might be Holland. Or Luxembourg. Or Lorraine 's far as I know. Wonder what those big affairs over there are? Some sort of kiln. Prosperous-looking country...”
He looked over the area again. “Could be Holland. Or Luxembourg. Or Lorraine, as far as I know. I wonder what those big structures over there are? Some kind of kiln. Seems like a wealthy country...”
The respectability of the country's appearance awakened answering chords in his nature.
The respectability of the country’s appearance struck a chord in him.
“Make myself a bit ship-shape first,” he said.
“Let me get myself in order first,” he said.
He resolved to rise a little and get rid of his wig (which now felt hot on his head), and so forth. He threw out a bag of ballast, and was astonished to find himself careering up through the air very rapidly.
He decided to stand up a bit and take off his wig (which was feeling hot on his head), and so on. He tossed out a bag of ballast and was amazed to discover he was shooting up through the air really quickly.
“Blow!” said Mr. Smallways. “I've over-done the ballast trick.... Wonder when I shall get down again?... brekfus' on board, anyhow.”
“Blow!” said Mr. Smallways. “I've overdone the ballast trick... I wonder when I'll get down again?... Breakfast is on board, anyway.”
He removed his cap and wig, for the air was warm, and an improvident impulse made him cast the latter object overboard. The statoscope responded with a vigorous swing to Monte.
He took off his cap and wig because it was warm, and on a whim, he threw the wig overboard. The stethoscope swung back energetically to Monte.
“The blessed thing goes up if you only LOOK overboard,” he remarked, and assailed the locker. He found among other items several tins of liquid cocoa containing explicit directions for opening that he followed with minute care. He pierced the bottom with the key provided in the holes indicated, and forthwith the can grew from cold to hotter and hotter, until at last he could scarcely touch it, and then he opened the can at the other end, and there was his cocoa smoking, without the use of match or flame of any sort. It was an old invention, but new to Bert. There was also ham and marmalade and bread, so that he had a really very tolerable breakfast indeed.
“The amazing thing heats up if you just LOOK overboard,” he said, and dug into the locker. He found several cans of liquid cocoa with clear instructions on how to open them, which he followed carefully. He punctured the bottom with the key shown in the indicated holes, and immediately the can heated up from cold to hotter and hotter, until he could barely touch it. Then he opened the can from the other end, and there was his cocoa steaming, without needing a match or any kind of flame. It was an old invention, but new to Bert. There was also ham, marmalade, and bread, so he ended up having a pretty good breakfast.
Then he took off his overcoat, for the sunshine was now inclined to be hot, and that reminded him of the rustling he had heard in the night. He took off the waistcoat and examined it. “Old Butteridge won't like me unpicking this.” He hesitated, and finally proceeded to unpick it. He found the missing drawings of the lateral rotating planes, on which the whole stability of the flying machine depended.
Then he took off his overcoat because the sun was starting to get warm, which reminded him of the rustling he had heard during the night. He removed his vest and looked it over. “Old Butteridge isn't going to like that I'm unpicking this.” He hesitated but eventually decided to unpick it. He discovered the missing drawings of the lateral rotating planes, which the entire stability of the flying machine relied on.
An observant angel would have seen Bert sitting for a long time after this discovery in a state of intense meditation. Then at last he rose with an air of inspiration, took Mr. Butteridge's ripped, demolished, and ransacked waistcoat, and hurled it from the balloon whence it fluttered down slowly and eddyingly until at last it came to rest with a contented flop upon the face of German tourist sleeping peacefully beside the Hohenweg near Wildbad. Also this sent the balloon higher, and so into a position still more convenient for observation by our imaginary angel who would next have seen Mr. Smallways tear open his own jacket and waistcoat, remove his collar, open his shirt, thrust his hand into his bosom, and tear his heart out—or at least, if not his heart, some large bright scarlet object. If the observer, overcoming a thrill of celestial horror, had scrutinised this scarlet object more narrowly, one of Bert's most cherished secrets, one of his essential weaknesses, would have been laid bare. It was a red-flannel chest-protector, one of those large quasi-hygienic objects that with pills and medicines take the place of beneficial relics and images among the Protestant peoples of Christendom. Always Bert wore this thing; it was his cherished delusion, based on the advice of a shilling fortune-teller at Margate, that he was weak in the lungs.
A watchful angel would have noticed Bert sitting for a long time after this discovery, deep in thought. Finally, he stood up with a look of inspiration, grabbed Mr. Butteridge's torn, destroyed, and looted waistcoat, and tossed it out of the balloon, where it floated down slowly and spiraled until it finally landed with a satisfied flop on the face of a German tourist peacefully sleeping beside the Hohenweg near Wildbad. This act also sent the balloon higher, putting it in a position that was even better for observation by our imaginary angel, who would next have seen Mr. Smallways rip open his own jacket and waistcoat, take off his collar, open his shirt, shove his hand into his chest, and pull out his heart—or at least, if not his heart, some large bright red object. If the observer, managing to overcome a wave of celestial horror, had taken a closer look at this red object, one of Bert's most treasured secrets, one of his fundamental weaknesses, would have been revealed. It was a red-flannel chest protector, one of those large, somewhat hygienic items that, along with pills and medicines, replace beneficial relics and images among the Protestant people of Christendom. Bert always wore this thing; it was his beloved delusion, based on the advice of a shilling fortune-teller at Margate, that he was weak in the lungs.
He now proceeded to unbutton his fetish, to attack it with a penknife, and to thrust the new-found plans between the two layers of imitation Saxony flannel of which it was made. Then with the help of Mr. Butteridge's small shaving mirror and his folding canvas basin he readjusted his costume with the gravity of a man who has taken an irrevocable step in life, buttoned up his jacket, cast the white sheet of the Desert Dervish on one side, washed temperately, shaved, resumed the big cap and the fur overcoat, and, much refreshed by these exercises, surveyed the country below him.
He then began to unbutton his outfit, took a penknife to it, and tucked the newly discovered plans between the two layers of imitation flannel it was made from. Using Mr. Butteridge's small shaving mirror and his folding canvas basin, he adjusted his attire with the seriousness of someone who has made a life-changing decision, buttoned up his jacket, tossed aside the white sheet of the Desert Dervish, washed carefully, shaved, put on the big cap and fur overcoat, and feeling much better from these activities, looked out over the landscape below him.
It was indeed a spectacle of incredible magnificence. If perhaps it was not so strange and magnificent as the sunlit cloudland of the previous day, it was at any rate infinitely more interesting.
It was truly a spectacle of amazing beauty. While it may not have been as strange and magnificent as the sunlit cloudland of the day before, it was definitely far more interesting.
The air was at its utmost clearness and except to the south and south-west there was not a cloud in the sky. The country was hilly, with occasional fir plantations and bleak upland spaces, but also with numerous farms, and the hills were deeply intersected by the gorges of several winding rivers interrupted at intervals by the banked-up ponds and weirs of electric generating wheels. It was dotted with bright-looking, steep-roofed, villages, and each showed a distinctive and interesting church beside its wireless telegraph steeple; here and there were large chateaux and parks and white roads, and paths lined with red and white cable posts were extremely conspicuous in the landscape. There were walled enclosures like gardens and rickyards and great roofs of barns and many electric dairy centres. The uplands were mottled with cattle. At places he would see the track of one of the old railroads (converted now to mono-rails) dodging through tunnels and crossing embankments, and a rushing hum would mark the passing of a train. Everything was extraordinarily clear as well as minute. Once or twice he saw guns and soldiers, and was reminded of the stir of military preparations he had witnessed on the Bank Holiday in England; but there was nothing to tell him that these military preparations were abnormal or to explain an occasional faint irregular firing of guns that drifted up to him....
The air was crystal clear, and except for the south and southwest, there wasn’t a cloud in the sky. The landscape was hilly, with occasional fir tree plantations and barren highlands, but it also had plenty of farms, and the hills were deeply carved by the gorges of winding rivers, punctuated by the raised ponds and weirs of hydroelectric plants. Bright, steep-roofed villages dotted the area, each featuring a distinctive and interesting church next to its wireless telegraph steeple; here and there were large chateaux, parks, white roads, and paths lined with red and white cable posts that stood out against the scenery. There were walled enclosures like gardens and rickyards, extensive barn roofs, and numerous electric dairy centers. The uplands were speckled with cattle. Occasionally, he would spot the tracks of old railroads (now converted to mono-rails) weaving through tunnels and crossing embankments, and a rushing hum would signal the passage of a train. Everything was extraordinarily clear and detailed. Once or twice he noticed guns and soldiers, reminding him of the military preparations he had seen during the Bank Holiday in England; but there was nothing to suggest that these military preparations were unusual or to explain the occasional faint sounds of gunfire drifting towards him....
“Wish I knew how to get down,” said Bert, ten thousand feet or so above it all, and gave himself to much futile tugging at the red and white cords. Afterwards he made a sort of inventory of the provisions. Life in the high air was giving him an appalling appetite, and it seemed to him discreet at this stage to portion out his supply into rations. So far as he could see he might pass a week in the air.
“Wish I knew how to get down,” said Bert, about ten thousand feet up in the air, and he pulled at the red and white cords in a lot of useless attempts. Afterward, he took stock of the supplies. Being up high was making him unbelievably hungry, and he thought it would be smart to divide his food into rations at this point. As far as he could tell, he might spend a week up in the air.
At first all the vast panorama below had been as silent as a painted picture. But as the day wore on and the gas diffused slowly from the balloon, it sank earthward again, details increased, men became more visible, and he began to hear the whistle and moan of trains and cars, sounds of cattle, bugles and kettle drums, and presently even men's voices. And at last his guide-rope was trailing again, and he found it possible to attempt a landing. Once or twice as the rope dragged over cables he found his hair erect with electricity, and once he had a slight shock, and sparks snapped about the car. He took these things among the chances of the voyage. He had one idea now very clear in his mind, and that was to drop the iron grapnel that hung from the ring.
At first, the vast view below was as silent as a painting. But as the day went on and the gas slowly escaped from the balloon, it descended again, details became clearer, people became more visible, and he started to hear the whistles and moans of trains and cars, the sounds of cattle, bugles, and kettle drums, and eventually even men’s voices. Finally, his guide rope was trailing again, and he realized it was possible to attempt a landing. A couple of times, as the rope brushed against cables, he felt his hair standing up from the electricity, and once he experienced a small shock, with sparks snapping around the car. He took these things as part of the risks of his journey. He had one clear thought in his mind now, and that was to drop the iron grapnel hanging from the ring.
From the first this attempt was unfortunate, perhaps because the place for descent was ill-chosen. A balloon should come down in an empty open space, and he chose a crowd. He made his decision suddenly, and without proper reflection. As he trailed, Bert saw ahead of him one of the most attractive little towns in the world—a cluster of steep gables surmounted by a high church tower and diversified with trees, walled, and with a fine, large gateway opening out upon a tree-lined high road. All the wires and cables of the countryside converged upon it like guests to entertainment. It had a most home-like and comfortable quality, and it was made gayer by abundant flags. Along the road a quantity of peasant folk, in big pair-wheeled carts and afoot, were coming and going, besides an occasional mono-rail car; and at the car-junction, under the trees outside the town, was a busy little fair of booths. It seemed a warm, human, well-rooted, and altogether delightful place to Bert. He came low over the tree-tops, with his grapnel ready to throw and so anchor him—a curious, interested, and interesting guest, so his imagination figured it, in the very middle of it all.
From the start, this attempt was unfortunate, maybe because the landing spot was a bad choice. A balloon should land in an empty, open space, but he picked a crowd. He made his decision quickly, without thinking it through. As he descended, Bert saw ahead one of the most charming little towns in the world—a cluster of steep rooftops topped by a tall church tower, dotted with trees, surrounded by walls, and featuring a large gateway that opened onto a tree-lined road. All the wires and cables of the countryside came together there like guests at a party. It had a cozy, welcoming vibe, made even brighter by lots of flags. Along the road, various peasants, in large carts with big wheels and on foot, were coming and going, along with the occasional monorail car; and at the car junction, under the trees outside the town, there was a bustling fair with booths. To Bert, it seemed warm, lively, well-established, and completely delightful. He came in low over the tree-tops, ready to throw his grapnel and anchor himself—a curious, interested, and interesting guest, as his imagination saw it, right in the middle of it all.
He thought of himself performing feats with the sign language and chance linguistics amidst a circle of admiring rustics....
He imagined himself showcasing skills in sign language and playful linguistics in front of a group of impressed rural folks....
And then the chapter of adverse accidents began.
And then the chapter of unfortunate events began.
The rope made itself unpopular long before the crowd had fully realised his advent over the trees. An elderly and apparently intoxicated peasant in a shiny black hat, and carrying a large crimson umbrella, caught sight of it first as it trailed past him, and was seized with a discreditable ambition to kill it. He pursued it, briskly with unpleasant cries. It crossed the road obliquely, splashed into a pail of milk upon a stall, and slapped its milky tail athwart a motor-car load of factory girls halted outside the town gates. They screamed loudly. People looked up and saw Bert making what he meant to be genial salutations, but what they considered, in view of the feminine outcry, to be insulting gestures. Then the car hit the roof of the gatehouse smartly, snapped a flag staff, played a tune upon some telegraph wires, and sent a broken wire like a whip-lash to do its share in accumulating unpopularity. Bert, by clutching convulsively, just escaped being pitched headlong. Two young soldiers and several peasants shouted things up to him and shook fists at him and began to run in pursuit as he disappeared over the wall into the town.
The rope became unpopular long before the crowd fully noticed it coming over the trees. An old man, seemingly drunk and wearing a shiny black hat while holding a big red umbrella, spotted it first as it passed by him, and he was filled with a shameful urge to kill it. He chased after it, angrily shouting. It crossed the road at an angle, splashed into a pail of milk at a stand, and whipped its milky tail across a motor car full of factory girls who were stopped outside the town gates. They screamed loudly. People looked up and saw Bert trying to wave hello, but they interpreted his gestures, given the women's outcry, as rude. Then the car crashed into the roof of the gatehouse, knocked down a flagpole, played a tune on some telephone wires, and sent a broken wire snapping like a whip, adding to the mounting unpopularity. Bert barely managed to avoid being thrown headfirst. Two young soldiers and several peasants yelled at him and shook their fists, then began to run after him as he vanished over the wall into the town.
Admiring rustics, indeed!
Loving the countryside, for sure!
The balloon leapt at once, in the manner of balloons when part of their weight is released by touching down, with a sort of flippancy, and in another moment Bert was over a street crowded with peasants and soldiers, that opened into a busy market-square. The wave of unfriendliness pursued him.
The balloon shot up immediately, like balloons do when some of their weight is let go upon landing, with a certain carelessness, and in the next moment, Bert was above a street packed with farmers and soldiers that led into a bustling market square. A wave of hostility followed him.
“Grapnel,” said Bert, and then with an afterthought shouted, “TETES there, you! I say! I say! TETES. 'Eng it!”
“Grapnel,” Bert said, and then, as an afterthought, shouted, “HEY, you! I mean it! I mean it! HEY. 'Eng it!”
The grapnel smashed down a steeply sloping roof, followed by an avalanche of broken tiles, jumped the street amidst shrieks and cries, and smashed into a plate-glass window with an immense and sickening impact. The balloon rolled nauseatingly, and the car pitched. But the grapnel had not held. It emerged at once bearing on one fluke, with a ridiculous air of fastidious selection, a small child's chair, and pursued by a maddened shopman. It lifted its catch, swung about with an appearance of painful indecision amidst a roar of wrath, and dropped it at last neatly, and as if by inspiration, over the head of a peasant woman in charge of an assortment of cabbages in the market-place.
The grapnel crashed down a steep roof, followed by a shower of broken tiles, flew across the street amidst screams and shouts, and smashed into a plate-glass window with a loud and sickening thud. The balloon rolled violently, and the car tilted. But the grapnel hadn’t secured itself. It popped up, awkwardly hanging on one prong, clutching a small child's chair, and was chased by an angry shopkeeper. It lifted its prize, spun around looking painfully uncertain amidst a roar of fury, and finally dropped it neatly, as if inspired, right onto the head of a peasant woman overseeing a bunch of cabbages in the marketplace.
Everybody now was aware of the balloon. Everybody was either trying to dodge the grapnel or catch the trail rope. With a pendulum-like swoop through the crowd, that sent people flying right and left the grapnel came to earth again, tried for and missed a stout gentleman in a blue suit and a straw hat, smacked away a trestle from under a stall of haberdashery, made a cyclist soldier in knickerbockers leap like a chamois, and secured itself uncertainly among the hind-legs of a sheep—which made convulsive, ungenerous efforts to free itself, and was dragged into a position of rest against a stone cross in the middle of the place. The balloon pulled up with a jerk. In another moment a score of willing hands were tugging it earthward. At the same instant Bert became aware for the first time of a fresh breeze blowing about him.
Everyone was now aware of the balloon. People were either trying to dodge the grapnel or grab the trail rope. With a pendulum-like swing through the crowd, sending people flying in all directions, the grapnel landed again, attempted to snag a stout man in a blue suit and straw hat, knocked away a trestle from a haberdashery stall, made a cyclist soldier in knickerbockers jump like a deer, and got itself caught uncertainly among the back legs of a sheep—which made frantic, ungrateful attempts to break free and was dragged into a resting position against a stone cross in the middle of the area. The balloon pulled up suddenly. In another moment, a bunch of eager hands were pulling it down to the ground. At the same time, Bert realized for the first time that a fresh breeze was blowing around him.
For some seconds he stood staggering in the car, which now swayed sickeningly, surveying the exasperated crowd below him and trying to collect his mind. He was extraordinarily astonished at this run of mishaps. Were the people really so annoyed? Everybody seemed angry with him. No one seemed interested or amused by his arrival. A disproportionate amount of the outcry had the flavour of imprecation—had, indeed a strong flavour of riot. Several greatly uniformed officials in cocked hats struggled in vain to control the crowd. Fists and sticks were shaken. And when Bert saw a man on the outskirts of the crowd run to a haycart and get a brightly pronged pitch-fork, and a blue-clad soldier unbuckle his belt, his rising doubt whether this little town was after all such a good place for a landing became a certainty.
For a few seconds, he stood unsteadily in the car, which was now swaying uncomfortably, looking at the frustrated crowd below him and trying to gather his thoughts. He was extremely shocked by this series of unfortunate events. Were the people really that upset? Everyone seemed mad at him. No one appeared interested or entertained by his arrival. A large portion of the yelling felt like curses—there was definitely a strong sense of chaos. Several highly-dressed officials in cocked hats struggled unsuccessfully to manage the crowd. Fists and sticks were waved around. And when Bert saw a man at the edge of the crowd run to a haycart to grab a pitchfork with bright prongs, and a soldier in blue unbuckle his belt, he was certain that this little town wasn’t such a great place to land after all.
He had clung to the fancy that they would make something of a hero of him. Now he knew that he was mistaken.
He had held on to the idea that they would make him somewhat of a hero. Now he realized that he was wrong.
He was perhaps ten feet above the people when he made his decision. His paralysis ceased. He leapt up on the seat, and, at imminent risk of falling headlong, released the grapnel-rope from the toggle that held it, sprang on to the trail rope and disengaged that also. A hoarse shout of disgust greeted the descent of the grapnel-rope and the swift leap of the balloon, and something—he fancied afterwards it was a turnip—whizzed by his head. The trail-rope followed its fellow. The crowd seemed to jump away from him. With an immense and horrifying rustle the balloon brushed against a telephone pole, and for a tense instant he anticipated either an electric explosion or a bursting of the oiled silk, or both. But fortune was with him.
He was maybe ten feet above the crowd when he made his decision. His fear faded away. He jumped up on the seat, and, at the serious risk of falling, released the grapnel rope from the toggle that was holding it, then sprang onto the trail rope and let that go too. A rough shout of disgust met the falling grapnel rope and the quick jump of the balloon, and something—he later thought it was a turnip—whizzed by his head. The trail rope followed its companion down. The crowd seemed to back away from him. With a huge and frightening rustle, the balloon brushed against a telephone pole, and for a tense moment, he braced for either an electric explosion or the oiled silk bursting, or possibly both. But luck was on his side.
In another second he was cowering in the bottom of the car, and released from the weight of the grapnel and the two ropes, rushing up once more through the air. For a time he remained crouching, and when at last he looked out again the little town was very small and travelling, with the rest of lower Germany, in a circular orbit round and round the car—or at least it appeared to be doing that. When he got used to it, he found this rotation of the balloon rather convenient; it saved moving about in the car.
In just a moment, he was huddled in the bottom of the car, freed from the weight of the grapnel and the two ropes, and shot up through the air again. For a while, he stayed crouched down, and when he finally looked out again, the little town seemed tiny and was moving, along with the rest of lower Germany, in a circular path around the car—or at least it looked like it was. Once he got used to it, he found the balloon's rotation pretty convenient; it meant he didn’t have to move around in the car.
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Late in the afternoon of a pleasant summer day in the year 191-, if one may borrow a mode of phrasing that once found favour with the readers of the late G. P. R. James, a solitary balloonist—replacing the solitary horseman of the classic romances—might have been observed wending his way across Franconia in a north-easterly direction, and at a height of about eleven thousand feet above the sea and still spindling slowly. His head was craned over the side of the car, and he surveyed the country below with an expression of profound perplexity; ever and again his lips shaped inaudible words. “Shootin' at a chap,” for example, and “I'll come down right enough soon as I find out 'ow.” Over the side of the basket the robe of the Desert Dervish was hanging, an appeal for consideration, an ineffectual white flag.
Late in the afternoon of a pleasant summer day in the year 191-, if we can use a style that once appealed to the readers of the late G. P. R. James, a lone balloonist—taking the place of the solitary horseman from classic romances—might have been seen making his way across Franconia in a north-easterly direction, at about eleven thousand feet above sea level, still drifting slowly. He leaned over the side of the car, looking down at the landscape with a look of deep confusion; now and then, he seemed to be mouthing silent words. “Shooting at a guy,” for instance, and “I’ll come down just fine as soon as I figure out how.” Over the side of the basket hung the robe of the Desert Dervish, a plea for consideration, an ineffective white flag.
He was now very distinctly aware that the world below him, so far from being the naive countryside of his earlier imaginings that day, sleepily unconscious of him and capable of being amazed and nearly reverential at his descent, was acutely irritated by his career, and extremely impatient with the course he was taking.—But indeed it was not he who took that course, but his masters, the winds of heaven. Mysterious voices spoke to him in his ear, jerking the words up to him by means of megaphones, in a weird and startling manner, in a great variety of languages. Official-looking persons had signalled to him by means of flag flapping and arm waving. On the whole a guttural variant of English prevailed in the sentences that alighted upon the balloon; chiefly he was told to “gome down or you will be shot.”
He was now very clearly aware that the world below him, far from being the innocent countryside he had imagined earlier that day, was sleepily unaware of him yet deeply irritated by his presence and extremely impatient with his trajectory. But it wasn't him navigating this course; it was his masters, the winds of heaven. Mysterious voices spoke to him in his ear, projecting the words at him with megaphones in a strange and startling way, in a wide range of languages. Official-looking people signaled to him by waving flags and arms. Overall, a rough version of English dominated the messages that reached the balloon; mostly, he was told to “come down or you will be shot.”
“All very well,” said Bert, “but 'ow?”
“All good,” said Bert, “but how?”
Then they shot a little wide of the car. Latterly he had been shot at six or seven times, and once the bullet had gone by with a sound so persuasively like the tearing of silk that he had resigned himself to the prospect of a headlong fall. But either they were aiming near him or they had missed, and as yet nothing was torn but the air about him—and his anxious soul.
Then they fired a little off target at the car. Recently, he had been shot at six or seven times, and once a bullet whizzed by with a sound so much like the ripping of silk that he had prepared himself for a sudden fall. But either they were aiming too close or they had missed, and so far nothing was damaged except the air around him—and his worried spirit.
He was now enjoying a respite from these attentions, but he felt it was at best an interlude, and he was doing what he could to appreciate his position. Incidentally he was having some hot coffee and pie in an untidy inadvertent manner, with an eye fluttering nervously over the side of the car. At first he had ascribed the growing interest in his career to his ill-conceived attempt to land in the bright little upland town, but now he was beginning to realise that the military rather than the civil arm was concerned about him.
He was currently enjoying a break from all the attention, but he knew it was only a temporary pause, and he was doing his best to appreciate his situation. Meanwhile, he was clumsily having some hot coffee and pie, nervously glancing over the side of the car. At first, he thought the increasing interest in his career was due to his poorly planned attempt to settle in the cheerful little upland town, but now he was starting to understand that the military, rather than the civilian sector, was the one keeping an eye on him.
He was quite involuntarily playing that weird mysterious part—the part of an International Spy. He was seeing secret things. He had, in fact, crossed the designs of no less a power than the German Empire, he had blundered into the hot focus of Welt-Politik, he was drifting helplessly towards the great Imperial secret, the immense aeronautic park that had been established at a headlong pace in Franconia to develop silently, swiftly, and on an immense scale the great discoveries of Hunstedt and Stossel, and so to give Germany before all other nations a fleet of airships, the air power and the Empire of the world.
He was accidentally playing that strange, mysterious role—the role of an International Spy. He was witnessing secret things. In fact, he had inadvertently crossed paths with no less a power than the German Empire; he had stumbled into the intense center of global politics, and he was helplessly drifting towards the great Imperial secret—the vast aeronautic facility that had been rapidly established in Franconia to silently and quickly develop on a grand scale the groundbreaking discoveries of Hunstedt and Stossel, giving Germany, ahead of all other nations, a fleet of airships, the air power, and the Empire of the world.
Later, just before they shot him down altogether, Bert saw that great area of passionate work, warm lit in the evening light, a great area of upland on which the airships lay like a herd of grazing monsters at their feed. It was a vast busy space stretching away northward as far as he could see, methodically cut up into numbered sheds, gasometers, squad encampments, storage areas, interlaced with the omnipresent mono-rail lines, and altogether free from overhead wires or cables. Everywhere was the white, black and yellow of Imperial Germany, everywhere the black eagles spread their wings. Even without these indications, the large vigorous neatness of everything would have marked it German. Vast multitudes of men went to and fro, many in white and drab fatigue uniforms busy about the balloons, others drilling in sensible drab. Here and there a full uniform glittered. The airships chiefly engaged his attention, and he knew at once it was three of these he had seen on the previous night, taking advantage of the cloud welkin to manoeuvre unobserved. They were altogether fish-like. For the great airships with which Germany attacked New York in her last gigantic effort for world supremacy—before humanity realized that world supremacy was a dream—were the lineal descendants of the Zeppelin airship that flew over Lake Constance in 1906, and of the Lebaudy navigables that made their memorable excursions over Paris in 1907 and 1908.
Later, just before they shot him down completely, Bert noticed that vast area of intense activity, warmly lit by the evening sun, a wide stretch of high ground where the airships rested like a herd of grazing beasts. It was a huge, busy space extending northward as far as he could see, carefully divided into numbered hangars, gas storage tanks, troop camps, and storage areas, all intertwined with the ever-present mono-rail lines and completely devoid of any overhead wires or cables. The colors of Imperial Germany—white, black, and yellow—were everywhere, with the black eagles spreading their wings at every turn. Even without these signs, the large, vigorous neatness of everything would have clearly identified it as German. Crowds of men moved about, many in white and gray work uniforms tending to the balloons, others drilling in practical gray uniforms. Here and there, a full uniform glimmered. The airships particularly grabbed his attention, and he instantly recognized that it was three of these he had seen the night before, using the clouds to maneuver without being noticed. They were entirely fish-like. The massive airships that Germany used to attack New York in their last grand attempt for global dominance—before humanity understood that global supremacy was just a fantasy—were the direct descendants of the Zeppelin airship that flew over Lake Constance in 1906 and of the Lebaudy airships that made their famous flights over Paris in 1907 and 1908.
These German airships were held together by rib-like skeletons of steel and aluminium and a stout inelastic canvas outer-skin, within which was an impervious rubber gas-bag, cut up by transverse dissepiments into from fifty to a hundred compartments. These were all absolutely gas tight and filled with hydrogen, and the entire aerostat was kept at any level by means of a long internal balloonette of oiled and toughened silk canvas, into which air could be forced and from which it could be pumped. So the airship could be made either heavier or lighter than air, and losses of weight through the consumption of fuel, the casting of bombs and so forth, could also be compensated by admitting air to sections of the general gas-bag. Ultimately that made a highly explosive mixture; but in all these matters risks must be taken and guarded against. There was a steel axis to the whole affair, a central backbone which terminated in the engine and propeller, and the men and magazines were forward in a series of cabins under the expanded headlike forepart. The engine, which was of the extraordinarily powerful Pforzheim type, that supreme triumph of German invention, was worked by wires from this forepart, which was indeed the only really habitable part of the ship. If anything went wrong, the engineers went aft along a rope ladder beneath the frame. The tendency of the whole affair to roll was partly corrected by a horizontal lateral fin on either side, and steering was chiefly effected by two vertical fins, which normally lay back like gill-flaps on either side of the head. It was indeed a most complete adaptation of the fish form to aerial conditions, the position of swimming bladder, eyes, and brain being, however, below instead of above. A striking, and unfish-like feature was the apparatus for wireless telegraphy that dangled from the forward cabin—that is to say, under the chin of the fish.
These German airships were built with rib-like frameworks made of steel and aluminum, covered with a strong, non-elastic canvas outer layer. Inside was a sealed rubber gas bag, divided into fifty to a hundred compartments by cross walls. All compartments were completely gas-tight and filled with hydrogen. The entire airship could be maintained at any altitude using a long internal balloon made of oiled and toughened silk, where air could be pumped in or out. This allowed the airship to be either heavier or lighter than air. Any weight lost from burning fuel or dropping bombs could be balanced by letting air into parts of the main gas bag. This created a highly explosive mixture, but precautions had to be taken to manage the risks. There was a steel axis down the center, acting as a backbone that ended in the engine and propeller, with the crew and storage in a series of cabins at the front beneath the elongated nose. The engine, an incredibly powerful Pforzheim type, the pinnacle of German engineering, was controlled by wires from this front section, which was the only area truly suitable for living. If anything went wrong, engineers had to climb a rope ladder to get to the back. To help with stability, there was a horizontal fin on each side, and steering was primarily managed by two vertical fins that normally rested flat against the sides. The design was a remarkable imitation of a fish adapted for flying, with the swimming bladder, eyes, and brain positioned below instead of above. A noticeable and non-fish-like feature was the wireless telegraphy equipment hanging from the front cabin—essentially under the “chin” of the fish.
These monsters were capable of ninety miles an hour in a calm, so that they could face and make headway against nearly everything except the fiercest tornado. They varied in length from eight hundred to two thousand feet, and they had a carrying power of from seventy to two hundred tons. How many Germany possessed history does not record, but Bert counted nearly eighty great bulks receding in perspective during his brief inspection. Such were the instruments on which she chiefly relied to sustain her in her repudiation of the Monroe Doctrine and her bold bid for a share in the empire of the New World. But not altogether did she rely on these; she had also a one-man bomb-throwing Drachenflieger of unknown value among the resources.
These monsters could reach speeds of ninety miles per hour in calm conditions, allowing them to tackle almost anything except the strongest tornadoes. They varied in length from eight hundred to two thousand feet and could carry between seventy to two hundred tons. While history doesn't record how many Germany had, Bert saw nearly eighty massive vessels disappearing into the distance during his quick check. These were the main tools she depended on to challenge the Monroe Doctrine and boldly seek a piece of the New World empire. But she didn’t rely solely on these; she also had a one-man bomb-throwing Drachenflieger of unknown worth in her arsenal.
But the Drachenflieger were away in the second great aeronautic park east of Hamburg, and Bert Smallways saw nothing of them in the bird's-eye view he took of the Franconian establishment before they shot him down very neatly. The bullet tore past him and made a sort of pop as it pierced his balloon—a pop that was followed by a rustling sigh and a steady downward movement. And when in the confusion of the moment he dropped a bag of ballast, the Germans, very politely but firmly overcame his scruples by shooting his balloon again twice.
But the Drachenflieger were over in the second major aviation park east of Hamburg, and Bert Smallways didn’t see anything of them in the aerial view he had of the Franconian site before they brought him down very neatly. The bullet whizzed past him and made a popping sound as it hit his balloon—a pop that was followed by a rustling sigh and a steady descent. And when, amid the chaos of the moment, he let go of a bag of ballast, the Germans, very politely but firmly, dealt with his hesitation by shooting his balloon two more times.
CHAPTER IV. THE GERMAN AIR-FLEET
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Of all the productions of the human imagination that make the world in which Mr. Bert Smallways lived confusingly wonderful, there was none quite so strange, so headlong and disturbing, so noisy and persuasive and dangerous, as the modernisations of patriotism produced by imperial and international politics. In the soul of all men is a liking for kind, a pride in one's own atmosphere, a tenderness for one's Mother speech and one's familiar land. Before the coming of the Scientific Age this group of gentle and noble emotions had been a fine factor in the equipment of every worthy human being, a fine factor that had its less amiable aspect in a usually harmless hostility to strange people, and a usually harmless detraction of strange lands. But with the wild rush of change in the pace, scope, materials, scale, and possibilities of human life that then occurred, the old boundaries, the old seclusions and separations were violently broken down. All the old settled mental habits and traditions of men found themselves not simply confronted by new conditions, but by constantly renewed and changing new conditions. They had no chance of adapting themselves. They were annihilated or perverted or inflamed beyond recognition.
Of all the creations of human imagination that make the world in which Mr. Bert Smallways lived confusingly wonderful, none were quite as strange, chaotic, disturbing, loud, persuasive, and dangerous as the modern versions of patriotism shaped by imperial and international politics. In every person's heart is a fondness for their own kind, a pride in their surroundings, a love for their native language, and a connection to their homeland. Before the Scientific Age, this collection of gentle and noble feelings had been a valuable aspect of every worthy person, though it also included a generally harmless hostility toward outsiders and a mild disdain for unfamiliar places. But with the rapid changes in the pace, scope, materials, scale, and opportunities of human life that followed, the old boundaries and separations were forcefully dismantled. All the traditional ways of thinking and established customs faced not just new conditions but constantly shifting ones. They had no chance to adjust. They were destroyed, twisted, or ignited beyond recognition.
Bert Smallways' grandfather, in the days when Bun Hill was a village under the sway of Sir Peter Bone's parent, had “known his place” to the uttermost farthing, touched his hat to his betters, despised and condescended to his inferiors, and hadn't changed an idea from the cradle to the grave. He was Kentish and English, and that meant hops, beer, dog-roses, and the sort of sunshine that was best in the world. Newspapers and politics and visits to “Lunnon” weren't for the likes of him. Then came the change. These earlier chapters have given an idea of what happened to Bun Hill, and how the flood of novel things had poured over its devoted rusticity. Bert Smallways was only one of countless millions in Europe and America and Asia who, instead of being born rooted in the soil, were born struggling in a torrent they never clearly understood. All the faiths of their fathers had been taken by surprise, and startled into the strangest forms and reactions. Particularly did the fine old tradition of patriotism get perverted and distorted in the rush of the new times. Instead of the sturdy establishment in prejudice of Bert's grandfather, to whom the word “Frenchified” was the ultimate term of contempt, there flowed through Bert's brain a squittering succession of thinly violent ideas about German competition, about the Yellow Danger, about the Black Peril, about the White Man's Burthen—that is to say, Bert's preposterous right to muddle further the naturally very muddled politics of the entirely similar little cads to himself (except for a smear of brown) who smoked cigarettes and rode bicycles in Buluwayo, Kingston (Jamaica), or Bombay. These were Bert's “Subject Races,” and he was ready to die—by proxy in the person of any one who cared to enlist—to maintain his hold upon that right. It kept him awake at nights to think that he might lose it.
Bert Smallways' grandfather, back when Bun Hill was just a village under the control of Sir Peter Bone's family, knew his role perfectly. He tipped his hat to those above him, looked down on those beneath him, and never changed his mindset from birth to death. He was from Kent and English, which meant hops, beer, dog-roses, and the best sunshine in the world. Politics, newspapers, and trips to "London" were not for someone like him. Then everything changed. The earlier chapters have shown what happened to Bun Hill and how it was flooded with new and unfamiliar things. Bert Smallways was just one of countless millions in Europe, America, and Asia who were born not rooted in the soil, but struggling in a torrent they never fully understood. All the beliefs of their ancestors were taken by surprise and transformed in strange ways. The once-proud tradition of patriotism was especially twisted in the chaos of changing times. Instead of the strong prejudices held by Bert's grandfather, who considered the term "Frenchified" as the ultimate insult, Bert's mind was filled with a chaotic mix of intense ideas about German competition, the Yellow Peril, the Black Threat, and the White Man's Burden—which basically meant Bert’s absurd claim to complicate the already messy politics of similar little guys like him (except for a bit of color) who smoked cigarettes and rode bikes in places like Buluwayo, Kingston (Jamaica), or Bombay. These were Bert's "Subject Races," and he was ready to die—by proxy through anyone willing to enlist—to hold onto that claim. The thought of potentially losing it kept him awake at night.
The essential fact of the politics of the age in which Bert Smallways lived—the age that blundered at last into the catastrophe of the War in the Air—was a very simple one, if only people had had the intelligence to be simple about it. The development of Science had altered the scale of human affairs. By means of rapid mechanical traction, it had brought men nearer together, so much nearer socially, economically, physically, that the old separations into nations and kingdoms were no longer possible, a newer, wider synthesis was not only needed, but imperatively demanded. Just as the once independent dukedoms of France had to fuse into a nation, so now the nations had to adapt themselves to a wider coalescence, they had to keep what was precious and possible, and concede what was obsolete and dangerous. A saner world would have perceived this patent need for a reasonable synthesis, would have discussed it temperately, achieved and gone on to organise the great civilisation that was manifestly possible to mankind. The world of Bert Smallways did nothing of the sort. Its national governments, its national interests, would not hear of anything so obvious; they were too suspicious of each other, too wanting in generous imaginations. They began to behave like ill-bred people in a crowded public car, to squeeze against one another, elbow, thrust, dispute and quarrel. Vain to point out to them that they had only to rearrange themselves to be comfortable. Everywhere, all over the world, the historian of the early twentieth century finds the same thing, the flow and rearrangement of human affairs inextricably entangled by the old areas, the old prejudices and a sort of heated irascible stupidity, and everywhere congested nations in inconvenient areas, slopping population and produce into each other, annoying each other with tariffs, and every possible commercial vexation, and threatening each other with navies and armies that grew every year more portentous.
The key point about the politics of the time Bert Smallways lived in—the time that tragically led to the War in the Air—was quite straightforward, if only people had been smart enough to keep it simple. The progress of science had changed the nature of human affairs. Through advanced mechanical transport, it had brought people closer together—socially, economically, and physically—making the old divisions into nations and kingdoms impossible. A new, broader united approach was not only necessary but urgently required. Just as the once independent duchies of France had to merge into a single nation, so now nations had to adapt to a larger union; they needed to preserve what was valuable and feasible while letting go of what was outdated and harmful. A more rational world would have recognized this clear need for a sensible unity, would have discussed it calmly, and worked toward organizing the great civilization that was obviously achievable for humanity. However, the world of Bert Smallways did none of this. Its national governments and interests ignored such an obvious solution; they were too suspicious of each other and lacked the imagination to think generously. They started acting like rude people in a packed public transport car, jostling against one another, elbowing, thrusting, arguing, and fighting. It was pointless to point out that they just needed to rearrange themselves to be comfortable. Everywhere in the world, historians of the early twentieth century observe the same scenario: the flow and rearrangement of human affairs hopelessly tangled by old boundaries, dated biases, and a kind of heated, stubborn ignorance, along with congested nations in awkward places, mixing populations and resources, irritating each other with tariffs, and all sorts of commercial disputes, while threatening one another with increasingly formidable navies and armies.
It is impossible now to estimate how much of the intellectual and physical energy of the world was wasted in military preparation and equipment, but it was an enormous proportion. Great Britain spent upon army and navy money and capacity, that directed into the channels of physical culture and education would have made the British the aristocracy of the world. Her rulers could have kept the whole population learning and exercising up to the age of eighteen and made a broad-chested and intelligent man of every Bert Smallways in the islands, had they given the resources they spent in war material to the making of men. Instead of which they waggled flags at him until he was fourteen, incited him to cheer, and then turned him out of school to begin that career of private enterprise we have compactly recorded. France achieved similar imbecilities; Germany was, if possible worse; Russia under the waste and stresses of militarism festered towards bankruptcy and decay. All Europe was producing big guns and countless swarms of little Smallways. The Asiatic peoples had been forced in self-defence into a like diversion of the new powers science had brought them. On the eve of the outbreak of the war there were six great powers in the world and a cluster of smaller ones, each armed to the teeth and straining every nerve to get ahead of the others in deadliness of equipment and military efficiency. The great powers were first the United States, a nation addicted to commerce, but roused to military necessities by the efforts of Germany to expand into South America, and by the natural consequences of her own unwary annexations of land in the very teeth of Japan. She maintained two immense fleets east and west, and internally she was in violent conflict between Federal and State governments upon the question of universal service in a defensive militia. Next came the great alliance of Eastern Asia, a close-knit coalescence of China and Japan, advancing with rapid strides year by year to predominance in the world's affairs. Then the German alliance still struggled to achieve its dream of imperial expansion, and its imposition of the German language upon a forcibly united Europe. These were the three most spirited and aggressive powers in the world. Far more pacific was the British Empire, perilously scattered over the globe, and distracted now by insurrectionary movements in Ireland and among all its Subject Races. It had given these subject races cigarettes, boots, bowler hats, cricket, race meetings, cheap revolvers, petroleum, the factory system of industry, halfpenny newspapers in both English and the vernacular, inexpensive university degrees, motor-bicycles and electric trams; it had produced a considerable literature expressing contempt for the Subject Races, and rendered it freely accessible to them, and it had been content to believe that nothing would result from these stimulants because somebody once wrote “the immemorial east”; and also, in the inspired words of Kipling—
It’s impossible to say how much of the world’s intellectual and physical energy was wasted on military preparation and equipment, but it was a huge amount. Great Britain spent so much on the army and navy that, if that money and effort had gone into physical education and culture, the British could have become the elite of the world. The leaders could have kept the entire population learning and exercising until age eighteen and turned every Bert Smallways in the islands into a strong and educated man if they had invested the resources used for war into developing people. Instead, they waved flags at him until he turned fourteen, urged him to cheer, and then sent him out of school to begin that recorded life of private opportunity. France made similar foolish decisions; Germany was even worse, if that’s possible; and Russia, under the waste and pressures of militarism, was rotting towards bankruptcy and decline. All of Europe was focused on producing big guns and countless Smallways. The Asian nations were forced to divert the new powers science had given them for self-defense. Just before the war broke out, there were six major powers in the world and a cluster of smaller ones, all heavily armed and doing everything possible to outdo each other in destructive weaponry and military effectiveness. The major powers included the United States, a nation obsessed with commerce but stirred into military action by Germany’s attempts to expand into South America and by the natural consequences of its hasty land annexations right in Japan’s face. It maintained two enormous fleets, one in the east and one in the west, and was facing intense internal conflict between Federal and State governments regarding universal service in a defensive militia. Next was the powerful alliance of Eastern Asia, a tightly-knit coalition of China and Japan, rapidly gaining influence in global affairs year after year. Then there was the German alliance, still striving to achieve its imperial expansion dream and imposing the German language on a forcibly united Europe. These three were the most dynamic and aggressive powers in the world. The British Empire, on the other hand, was much more peace-loving but was dangerously spread across the globe and now distracted by insurrection in Ireland and among its Subject Races. It had offered these subject races cigarettes, boots, bowler hats, cricket, race meetings, cheap revolvers, petroleum, the factory system of industry, inexpensive newspapers in both English and their own languages, affordable university degrees, motorbikes, and electric trams; it had created a substantial literature expressing disdain for the Subject Races and made it easily available to them, all while believing that nothing would come of these incentives because someone once wrote about “the immemorial east”; and also, in Kipling’s inspired words—
East is east and west is west, And never the twain shall meet.
East is east and west is west, And they will never meet.
Instead of which, Egypt, India, and the subject countries generally had produced new generations in a state of passionate indignation and the utmost energy, activity and modernity. The governing class in Great Britain was slowly adapting itself to a new conception, of the Subject Races as waking peoples, and finding its efforts to keep the Empire together under these strains and changing ideas greatly impeded by the entirely sporting spirit with which Bert Smallways at home (by the million) cast his vote, and by the tendency of his more highly coloured equivalents to be disrespectful to irascible officials. Their impertinence was excessive; it was no mere stone-throwing and shouting. They would quote Burns at them and Mill and Darwin and confute them in arguments.
Instead, Egypt, India, and similar countries had produced new generations filled with passionate anger and a lot of energy, activity, and modernity. The ruling class in Great Britain was gradually adjusting to a new idea of the Subject Races as awakening peoples, and they found their efforts to maintain the Empire under these pressures and changing perspectives seriously hindered by the entirely carefree attitude with which Bert Smallways at home (by the millions) cast his vote, and by the tendency of his more colorful counterparts to be
Even more pacific than the British Empire were France and its allies, the Latin powers, heavily armed states indeed, but reluctant warriors, and in many ways socially and politically leading western civilisation. Russia was a pacific power perforce, divided within itself, torn between revolutionaries and reactionaries who were equally incapable of social reconstruction, and so sinking towards a tragic disorder of chronic political vendetta. Wedged in among these portentous larger bulks, swayed and threatened by them, the smaller states of the world maintained a precarious independence, each keeping itself armed as dangerously as its utmost ability could contrive.
Even more peaceful than the British Empire were France and its allies, the Latin countries, which were heavily armed but reluctant to engage in war. In many ways, they were leading the social and political developments of Western civilization. Russia was a peaceful power out of necessity, internally divided and caught between revolutionaries and reactionaries who were both incapable of social reform, leading to a tragic cycle of ongoing political revenge. Surrounded by these significant powers, the smaller states of the world held onto their fragile independence, each keeping itself armed to the best of its ability.
So it came about that in every country a great and growing body of energetic and inventive men was busied either for offensive or defensive ends, in elaborating the apparatus of war, until the accumulating tensions should reach the breaking-point. Each power sought to keep its preparations secret, to hold new weapons in reserve, to anticipate and learn the preparations of its rivals. The feeling of danger from fresh discoveries affected the patriotic imagination of every people in the world. Now it was rumoured the British had an overwhelming gun, now the French an invincible rifle, now the Japanese a new explosive, now the Americans a submarine that would drive every ironclad from the seas. Each time there would be a war panic.
So it happened that in every country, a growing number of energetic and creative people were busy either preparing for attack or defense, developing weapons of war, until the rising tensions reached a breaking point. Each nation tried to keep its military preparations secret, to stockpile new weapons, and to anticipate and understand what their rivals were doing. The sense of danger from new inventions stirred the patriotic imaginations of people everywhere. At one moment, rumors spread that the British had a powerful new gun, then that the French had an unbeatable rifle, then that the Japanese had a new explosive, and finally that the Americans had a submarine capable of defeating all battleships at sea. Each time, this led to widespread panic about the possibility of war.
The strength and heart of the nations was given to the thought of war, and yet the mass of their citizens was a teeming democracy as heedless of and unfitted for fighting, mentally, morally, physically, as any population has ever been—or, one ventures to add, could ever be. That was the paradox of the time. It was a period altogether unique in the world's history. The apparatus of warfare, the art and method of fighting, changed absolutely every dozen years in a stupendous progress towards perfection, and people grew less and less warlike, and there was no war.
The strength and spirit of the nations focused on the idea of war, yet the majority of their citizens were a bustling democracy completely unprepared for fighting—mentally, morally, and physically—like no population had ever been, or could ever be, for that matter. That was the paradox of the time. It was a truly unique era in world history. The tools of warfare, the techniques and methods of battle, evolved dramatically every dozen years in a remarkable march toward perfection, while people became increasingly less inclined toward war, and there was no conflict.
And then at last it came. It came as a surprise to all the world because its real causes were hidden. Relations were strained between Germany and the United States because of the intense exasperation of a tariff conflict and the ambiguous attitude of the former power towards the Monroe Doctrine, and they were strained between the United States and Japan because of the perennial citizenship question. But in both cases these were standing causes of offence. The real deciding cause, it is now known, was the perfecting of the Pforzheim engine by Germany and the consequent possibility of a rapid and entirely practicable airship. At that time Germany was by far the most efficient power in the world, better organised for swift and secret action, better equipped with the resources of modern science, and with her official and administrative classes at a higher level of education and training. These things she knew, and she exaggerated that knowledge to the pitch of contempt for the secret counsels of her neighbours. It may be that with the habit of self-confidence her spying upon them had grown less thorough. Moreover, she had a tradition of unsentimental and unscrupulous action that vitiated her international outlook profoundly. With the coming of these new weapons her collective intelligence thrilled with the sense that now her moment had come. Once again in the history of progress it seemed she held the decisive weapon. Now she might strike and conquer—before the others had anything but experiments in the air.
And then at last it arrived. It surprised everyone because the real reasons were concealed. Tensions were high between Germany and the United States due to intense frustration over a tariff conflict and Germany's unclear stance on the Monroe Doctrine, and there were also strained relations between the United States and Japan because of the ongoing citizenship issue. However, in both cases, these were ongoing sources of frustration. The real determining factor, as we now know, was Germany's development of the Pforzheim engine and the resulting potential for a fast and fully functional airship. At that time, Germany was by far the most efficient power in the world, better organized for quick and secret action, better equipped with modern scientific resources, and with its official and administrative classes at a higher level of education and training. Germany was aware of this and inflated that awareness to the point of looking down on the secret efforts of its neighbors. It's possible that with this self-assurance, her surveillance of them had become less thorough. Additionally, she had a tradition of cold and ruthless actions that deeply affected her international perspective. With the arrival of these new weapons, her collective intelligence was buzzing with the feeling that her moment had finally come. Once again, in the history of progress, it seemed she held the decisive weapon. Now she could strike and conquer—before the others had anything more than experiments in the air.
Particularly she must strike America, swiftly, because there, if anywhere, lay the chance of an aerial rival. It was known that America possessed a flying-machine of considerable practical value, developed out of the Wright model; but it was not supposed that the Washington War Office had made any wholesale attempts to create an aerial navy. It was necessary to strike before they could do so. France had a fleet of slow navigables, several dating from 1908, that could make no possible headway against the new type. They had been built solely for reconnoitring purposes on the eastern frontier, they were mostly too small to carry more than a couple of dozen men without arms or provisions, and not one could do forty miles an hour. Great Britain, it seemed, in an access of meanness, temporised and wrangled with the imperial spirited Butteridge and his extraordinary invention. That also was not in play—and could not be for some months at the earliest. From Asia there came no sign. The Germans explained this by saying the yellow peoples were without invention. No other competitor was worth considering. “Now or never,” said the Germans—“now or never we may seize the air—as once the British seized the seas! While all the other powers are still experimenting.”
She really needed to hit America quickly because that was where the chance of finding an aerial rival lay. It was known that America had a flying machine of significant practical use, developed from the Wright model, but it was believed that the Washington War Office hadn’t made major efforts to create an aerial navy. They had to strike before that could happen. France had a fleet of slow aircraft, some of which were from 1908, that wouldn’t stand a chance against the new type. They were built only for reconnaissance along the eastern frontier, were mostly too small to carry more than a few dozen people without weapons or supplies, and none could reach forty miles an hour. Great Britain seemed to be acting petty, delaying and arguing with the ambitious Butteridge and his amazing invention. That wasn’t ready either—and wouldn’t be for several months at the earliest. There were no signs from Asia. The Germans attributed this to the claim that the yellow peoples lacked ingenuity. No other competitor was worth consideration. “Now or never,” the Germans said—“now or never we have the chance to take to the skies—just as the British once took to the seas! While all the other powers are still experimenting.”
Swift and systematic and secret were their preparations, and their plan most excellent. So far as their knowledge went, America was the only dangerous possibility; America, which was also now the leading trade rival of Germany and one of the chief barriers to her Imperial expansion. So at once they would strike at America. They would fling a great force across the Atlantic heavens and bear America down unwarned and unprepared.
Their preparations were quick, systematic, and secretive, and their plan was excellent. To the best of their knowledge, America was the only serious threat; America, which was also now Germany's main trade competitor and one of the biggest obstacles to its imperial expansion. So they decided to strike at America immediately. They would send a large force across the Atlantic skies and attack America without warning or preparation.
Altogether it was a well-imagined and most hopeful and spirited enterprise, having regard to the information in the possession of the German government. The chances of it being a successful surprise were very great. The airship and the flying-machine were very different things from ironclads, which take a couple of years to build. Given hands, given plant, they could be made innumerably in a few weeks. Once the needful parks and foundries were organised, air-ships and Drachenflieger could be poured into the sky. Indeed, when the time came, they did pour into the sky like, as a bitter French writer put it, flies roused from filth.
Overall, it was a well-thought-out and really hopeful enterprise, considering what the German government knew. The chances of it being a successful surprise were quite high. The airship and the flying machine were very different from ironclads, which take a couple of years to build. With the right resources and equipment, they could be made in large numbers in just a few weeks. Once the necessary parks and factories were set up, airships and Drachenflieger could fill the sky. In fact, when the time came, they did flood into the sky like, as a harsh French writer put it, flies stirred from filth.
The attack upon America was to be the first move in this tremendous game. But no sooner had it started than instantly the aeronautic parks were to proceed to put together and inflate the second fleet which was to dominate Europe and manoeuvre significantly over London, Paris, Rome, St. Petersburg, or wherever else its moral effect was required. A World Surprise it was to be—no less a World Conquest; and it is wonderful how near the calmly adventurous minds that planned it came to succeeding in their colossal design.
The attack on America was just the first move in this huge game. But as soon as it began, the aerial parks immediately started to assemble and inflate the second fleet, which was meant to control Europe and maneuver carefully over London, Paris, Rome, St. Petersburg, or any other place where its impact was needed. It was to be a World Surprise—no less than a World Conquest; and it’s amazing how close the calm, bold minds that planned it came to achieving their massive goal.
Von Sternberg was the Moltke of this War in the Air, but it was the curious hard romanticism of Prince Karl Albert that won over the hesitating Emperor to the scheme. Prince Karl Albert was indeed the central figure of the world drama. He was the darling of the Imperialist spirit in German, and the ideal of the new aristocratic feeling—the new Chivalry, as it was called—that followed the overthrow of Socialism through its internal divisions and lack of discipline, and the concentration of wealth in the hands of a few great families. He was compared by obsequious flatterers to the Black Prince, to Alcibiades, to the young Caesar. To many he seemed Nietzsche's Overman revealed. He was big and blond and virile, and splendidly non-moral. The first great feat that startled Europe, and almost brought about a new Trojan war, was his abduction of the Princess Helena of Norway and his blank refusal to marry her. Then followed his marriage with Gretchen Krass, a Swiss girl of peerless beauty. Then came the gallant rescue, which almost cost him his life, of three drowning sailors whose boat had upset in the sea near Heligoland. For that and his victory over the American yacht Defender, C.C.I., the Emperor forgave him and placed him in control of the new aeronautic arm of the German forces. This he developed with marvellous energy and ability, being resolved, as he said, to give to Germany land and sea and sky. The national passion for aggression found in him its supreme exponent, and achieved through him its realisation in this astounding war. But his fascination was more than national; all over the world his ruthless strength dominated minds as the Napoleonic legend had dominated minds. Englishmen turned in disgust from the slow, complex, civilised methods of their national politics to this uncompromising, forceful figure. Frenchmen believed in him. Poems were written to him in American.
Von Sternberg was the Moltke of this War in the Air, but it was the oddly intense romanticism of Prince Karl Albert that convinced the doubtful Emperor to support the plan. Prince Karl Albert really was the central figure of this global drama. He embodied the Imperialist spirit in Germany and represented the ideal of the new aristocratic sentiment—the new Chivalry, as it was known—that emerged after the collapse of Socialism due to its internal conflicts and disorganization, leading to wealth concentration among a few powerful families. Flatterers compared him to the Black Prince, Alcibiades, and the young Caesar. To many, he seemed like Nietzsche's Overman come to life. He was tall, blond, virile, and brilliantly amoral. The first major event that shocked Europe and nearly caused a new Trojan War was his kidnapping of Princess Helena of Norway, followed by his outright refusal to marry her. Then he married Gretchen Krass, a Swiss woman of unmatched beauty. Next came the valiant rescue, which nearly cost him his life, of three drowning sailors whose boat capsized off the coast of Heligoland. For that and his victory over the American yacht Defender, C.C.I., the Emperor forgave him and appointed him in charge of the new aviation branch of the German forces. He developed it with remarkable energy and skill, determined, as he stated, to give Germany control over land, sea, and sky. The national zeal for aggression found its ultimate representative in him, achieving its realization in this incredible war. But his allure extended beyond national borders; his ruthless strength captivated minds everywhere, much like the Napoleonic legend had. The British turned in disgust from the slow, complicated, civilized methods of their politics to this uncompromising, forceful presence. The French believed in him. Poems were written about him in America.
He made the war.
He started the war.
Quite equally with the rest of the world, the general German population was taken by surprise by the swift vigour of the Imperial government. A considerable literature of military forecasts, beginning as early as 1906 with Rudolf Martin, the author not merely of a brilliant book of anticipations, but of a proverb, “The future of Germany lies in the air,” had, however, partially prepared the German imagination for some such enterprise.
Just like the rest of the world, the general German population was caught off guard by the rapid energy of the Imperial government. A substantial body of military predictions, starting as early as 1906 with Rudolf Martin, who wrote not only a brilliant book of forecasts but also a saying, “The future of Germany lies in the air,” had, however, somewhat prepared the German mindset for an endeavor like this.
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Of all these world-forces and gigantic designs Bert Smallways knew nothing until he found himself in the very focus of it all and gaped down amazed on the spectacle of that giant herd of air-ships. Each one seemed as long as the Strand, and as big about as Trafalgar Square. Some must have been a third of a mile in length. He had never before seen anything so vast and disciplined as this tremendous park. For the first time in his life he really had an intimation of the extraordinary and quite important things of which a contemporary may go in ignorance. He had always clung to the illusion that Germans were fat, absurd men, who smoked china pipes, and were addicted to knowledge and horseflesh and sauerkraut and indigestible things generally.
Bert Smallways was completely unaware of all these world forces and massive plans until he found himself right in the middle of it all, staring in amazement at the sight of that giant herd of airships. Each one looked as long as the Strand and roughly the size of Trafalgar Square. Some must have been a third of a mile long. He had never seen anything so huge and organized as this incredible display. For the first time in his life, he truly realized the extraordinary and significant things that a person today can remain oblivious to. He had always held the illusion that Germans were simply overweight, silly people who smoked porcelain pipes and were obsessed with knowledge, horses, sauerkraut, and generally hard-to-digest foods.
His bird's-eye view was quite transitory. He ducked at the first shot; and directly his balloon began to drop, his mind ran confusedly upon how he might explain himself, and whether he should pretend to be Butteridge or not. “O Lord!” he groaned, in an agony of indecision. Then his eye caught his sandals, and he felt a spasm of self-disgust. “They'll think I'm a bloomin' idiot,” he said, and then it was he rose up desperately and threw over the sand-bag and provoked the second and third shots.
His bird's-eye view was pretty fleeting. He flinched at the first shot; and as soon as his balloon started to drop, he frantically thought about how he could explain himself and whether he should pretend to be Butteridge or not. “Oh no!” he groaned, caught in a panic of uncertainty. Then he noticed his sandals and felt a wave of self-disgust. “They'll think I'm a complete idiot,” he said, and in that moment, he stood up in desperation, tossed the sandbag, and drew the second and third shots.
It flashed into his head, as he cowered in the bottom of the car, that he might avoid all sorts of disagreeable and complicated explanations by pretending to be mad.
It occurred to him, as he huddled in the bottom of the car, that he could dodge all kinds of unpleasant and complicated explanations by pretending to be crazy.
That was his last idea before the airships seemed to rush up about him as if to look at him, and his car hit the ground and bounded and pitched him out on his head....
That was his last thought before the airships appeared to swarm around him, as if to check him out, and his car hit the ground, bounced, and sent him flying out headfirst....
He awoke to find himself famous, and to hear a voice crying, “Booteraidge! Ja! Ja! Herr Booteraidge! Selbst!”
He woke up to find himself famous and heard a voice shouting, “Booteraidge! Yes! Yes! Mr. Booteraidge! Yourself!”
He was lying on a little patch of grass beside one of the main avenues of the aeronautic park. The airships receded down a great vista, an immense perspective, and the blunt prow of each was adorned with a black eagle of a hundred feet or so spread. Down the other side of the avenue ran a series of gas generators, and big hose-pipes trailed everywhere across the intervening space. Close at hand was his now nearly deflated balloon and the car on its side looking minutely small, a mere broken toy, a shrivelled bubble, in contrast with the gigantic bulk of the nearer airship. This he saw almost end-on, rising like a cliff and sloping forward towards its fellow on the other side so as to overshadow the alley between them. There was a crowd of excited people about him, big men mostly in tight uniforms. Everybody was talking, and several were shouting, in German; he knew that because they splashed and aspirated sounds like startled kittens.
He was lying on a small patch of grass next to one of the main paths in the aeronautics park. The airships moved away down a long view, an immense perspective, and the blunt front of each was decorated with a black eagle with a wingspan of about a hundred feet. On the other side of the path were a series of gas generators, and large hoses trailed everywhere across the space in between. Close by was his now nearly deflated balloon and the car on its side, looking tiny, like a broken toy, a shriveled bubble, compared to the massive size of the nearby airship. He saw it almost head-on, rising like a cliff and sloping forward towards its counterpart on the other side, overshadowing the walkway between them. There was a crowd of excited people around him, mostly big men in tight uniforms. Everyone was talking, and several were shouting in German; he recognized it by the splashing and aspirated sounds that resembled startled kittens.
Only one phrase, repeated again and again could he recognize—the name of “Herr Booteraidge.”
Only one phrase, repeated over and over, could he recognize—the name “Herr Booteraidge.”
“Gollys!” said Bert. “They've spotted it.”
“Wow!” said Bert. “They've seen it.”
“Besser,” said some one, and some rapid German followed.
“Better,” said someone, and some quick German followed.
He perceived that close at hand was a field telephone, and that a tall officer in blue was talking thereat about him. Another stood close beside him with the portfolio of drawings and photographs in his hand. They looked round at him.
He noticed that there was a field phone nearby, and a tall officer in blue was speaking about him. Another officer stood next to him holding a portfolio of drawings and photographs. They both looked over at him.
“Do you spik Cherman, Herr Booteraidge?”
“Do you speak German, Mr. Booteraidge?”
Bert decided that he had better be dazed. He did his best to seem thoroughly dazed. “Where AM I?” he asked.
Bert figured it was best to act dazed. He tried hard to look completely confused. “Where AM I?” he asked.
Volubility prevailed. “Der Prinz,” was mentioned. A bugle sounded far away, and its call was taken up by one nearer, and then by one close at hand. This seemed to increase the excitement greatly. A mono-rail car bumbled past. The telephone bell rang passionately, and the tall officer seemed to engage in a heated altercation. Then he approached the group about Bert, calling out something about “mitbringen.”
Volubility took over. “The prince” was mentioned. A bugle sounded in the distance, then another picked it up, followed by one nearby. This seemed to heighten the excitement significantly. A monorail car trundled by. The telephone rang urgently, and the tall officer appeared to be in a heated argument. Then he approached the group around Bert, yelling something about “bring along.”
An earnest-faced, emaciated man with a white moustache appealed to Bert. “Herr Booteraidge, sir, we are chust to start!”
An earnest-looking, skinny man with a white mustache called out to Bert. “Mr. Booteraidge, sir, we are just about to start!”
“Where am I?” Bert repeated.
“Where am I?” Bert asked.
Some one shook him by the other shoulder. “Are you Herr Booteraidge?” he asked.
Someone shook him by the other shoulder. “Are you Mr. Booteraidge?” he asked.
“Herr Booteraidge, we are chust to start!” repeated the white moustache, and then helplessly, “What is de goot? What can we do?”
“Herr Booteraidge, we’re just about to start!” repeated the white mustache, and then helplessly, “What’s good? What can we do?”
The officer from the telephone repeated his sentence about “Der Prinz” and “mitbringen.” The man with the moustache stared for a moment, grasped an idea and became violently energetic, stood up and bawled directions at unseen people. Questions were asked, and the doctor at Bert's side answered, “Ja! Ja!” several times, also something about “Kopf.” With a certain urgency he got Bert rather unwillingly to his feet. Two huge soldiers in grey advanced upon Bert and seized hold of him. “'Ullo!” said Bert, startled. “What's up?”
The officer on the phone repeated his phrase about “The Prince” and “bring along.” The man with the mustache stared for a moment, got an idea, and suddenly became very active, standing up and shouting directions to people who weren’t visible. Questions were asked, and the doctor next to Bert replied, “Yes! Yes!” several times, also mentioning something about “head.” With a sense of urgency, he got Bert to his feet, even though Bert was somewhat reluctant. Two big soldiers in gray moved towards Bert and grabbed him. “Hey!” Bert said, startled. “What’s going on?”
“It is all right,” the doctor explained; “they are to carry you.”
“It’s okay,” the doctor explained; “they’re going to carry you.”
“Where?” asked Bert, unanswered.
“Where?” asked Bert, without response.
“Put your arms roundt their—hals—round them!”
“Wrap your arms around them!”
“Yes! but where?”
"Yes! But where?"
“Hold tight!”
“Hang on!”
Before Bert could decide to say anything more he was whisked up by the two soldiers. They joined hands to seat him, and his arms were put about their necks. “Vorwarts!” Some one ran before him with the portfolio, and he was borne rapidly along the broad avenue between the gas generators and the airships, rapidly and on the whole smoothly except that once or twice his bearers stumbled over hose-pipes and nearly let him down.
Before Bert could think about saying anything else, the two soldiers picked him up. They held hands to support him, and he wrapped his arms around their necks. “Forward!” Someone ran ahead with the portfolio, and they quickly moved along the wide avenue between the gas generators and the airships, fast and mostly smoothly, except that once or twice his bearers tripped over some hoses and almost dropped him.
He was wearing Mr. Butteridge's Alpine cap, and his little shoulders were in Mr. Butteridge's fur-lined overcoat, and he had responded to Mr. Butteridge's name. The sandals dangled helplessly. Gaw! Everybody seemed in a devil of a hurry. Why? He was carried joggling and gaping through the twilight, marvelling beyond measure.
He was wearing Mr. Butteridge's Alpine cap, and his small shoulders were in Mr. Butteridge's fur-lined overcoat, and he had reacted to Mr. Butteridge's name. The sandals dangled uselessly. Wow! Everyone seemed to be in a crazy rush. Why? He was being carried, bouncing and staring in wonder through the twilight, amazed beyond belief.
The systematic arrangement of wide convenient spaces, the quantities of business-like soldiers everywhere, the occasional neat piles of material, the ubiquitous mono-rail lines, and the towering ship-like hulls about him, reminded him a little of impressions he had got as a boy on a visit to Woolwich Dockyard. The whole camp reflected the colossal power of modern science that had created it. A peculiar strangeness was produced by the lowness of the electric light, which lay upon the ground, casting all shadows upwards and making a grotesque shadow figure of himself and his bearers on the airship sides, fusing all three of them into a monstrous animal with attenuated legs and an immense fan-like humped body. The lights were on the ground because as far as possible all poles and standards had been dispensed with to prevent complications when the airships rose.
The organized layout of spacious, convenient areas, the presence of numerous practical soldiers everywhere, the occasional neat stacks of supplies, the everywhere-visible monorail tracks, and the towering ship-like structures around him reminded him a bit of what he experienced as a boy visiting Woolwich Dockyard. The entire camp showcased the immense power of modern science that had built it. The low electric lights added a strange quality, casting all shadows upward and creating a bizarre shadow figure of himself and his companions on the sides of the airship, merging all three of them into a monstrous creature with long legs and a huge, fan-like humped body. The lights were on the ground to minimize poles and structures, preventing complications when the airships took off.
It was deep twilight now, a tranquil blue-skyed evening; everything rose out from the splashes of light upon the ground into dim translucent tall masses; within the cavities of the airships small inspecting lamps glowed like cloud-veiled stars, and made them seem marvellously unsubstantial. Each airship had its name in black letters on white on either flank, and forward the Imperial eagle sprawled, an overwhelming bird in the dimness.
It was now deep twilight, a calm evening under a blue sky; everything emerged from the patches of light on the ground into shadowy, translucent tall shapes. Inside the airships, small inspection lamps glowed like stars hidden behind clouds, giving them an incredibly insubstantial appearance. Each airship had its name printed in black letters on white on both sides, and at the front, the Imperial eagle sprawled, a striking figure in the dim light.
Bugles sounded, mono-rail cars of quiet soldiers slithered burbling by. The cabins under the heads of the airships were being lit up; doors opened in them, and revealed padded passages.
Bugles blared, and silent soldiers traveled by in mono-rail cars. The cabins beneath the airships were being illuminated; doors opened, revealing cushioned walkways.
Now and then a voice gave directions to workers indistinctly seen.
Now and then, a voice directed workers who could be seen only vaguely.
There was a matter of sentinels, gangways and a long narrow passage, a scramble over a disorder of baggage, and then Bert found himself lowered to the ground and standing in the doorway of a spacious cabin—it was perhaps ten feet square and eight high, furnished with crimson padding and aluminium. A tall, bird-like young man with a small head, a long nose, and very pale hair, with his hands full of things like shaving-strops, boot-trees, hair-brushes, and toilet tidies, was saying things about Gott and thunder and Dummer Booteraidge as Bert entered. He was apparently an evicted occupant. Then he vanished, and Bert was lying back on a couch in the corner with a pillow under his head and the door of the cabin shut upon him. He was alone. Everybody had hurried out again astonishingly.
There was a situation with guards, walkways, and a long narrow corridor, a scramble over a mess of luggage, and then Bert found himself lowered to the ground, standing in the doorway of a spacious cabin—it was about ten feet square and eight feet high, decorated with crimson padding and aluminum. A tall, bird-like young man with a small head, a long nose, and very pale hair, arms full of items like shaving straps, boot trees, hairbrushes, and toiletries, was talking about God and thunder and something called Dummer Booteraidge as Bert entered. He seemed to be the former occupant. Then he disappeared, and Bert was lying back on a couch in the corner with a pillow under his head and the cabin door shut behind him. He was alone. Everyone had rushed out again surprisingly quickly.
“Gollys!” said Bert. “What next?”
“Wow!” said Bert. “What's next?”
He stared about him at the room.
He scanned the room.
“Butteridge! Shall I try to keep it up, or shan't I?”
“Butteridge! Should I keep it going, or shouldn’t I?”
The room he was in puzzled him. “'Tisn't a prison and 'tisn't a norfis?” Then the old trouble came uppermost. “I wish to 'eaven I 'adn't these silly sandals on,” he cried querulously to the universe. “They give the whole blessed show away.”
The room he was in confused him. “It isn't a prison and it isn't a norfis?” Then the old trouble came to mind. “I wish to heaven I didn't have these silly sandals on,” he complained to the universe. “They give the whole blessed show away.”
3
3
His door was flung open, and a compact young man in uniform appeared, carrying Mr. Butteridge's portfolio, rucksac, and shaving-glass.
His door was suddenly opened, and a fit young man in uniform stepped in, carrying Mr. Butteridge's portfolio, backpack, and shaving mirror.
“I say!” he said in faultless English as he entered. He had a beaming face, and a sort of pinkish blond hair. “Fancy you being Butteridge.” He slapped Bert's meagre luggage down.
"I say!" he said in perfect English as he walked in. He had a bright smile and kind of pinkish-blond hair. "Can you believe you're Butteridge?" He dropped Bert's small luggage down.
“We'd have started,” he said, “in another half-hour! You didn't give yourself much time!”
“We would have started,” he said, “in another half hour! You didn’t give yourself much time!”
He surveyed Bert curiously. His gaze rested for a fraction of a moment on the sandals. “You ought to have come on your flying-machine, Mr. Butteridge.”
He looked at Bert with curiosity. His eyes lingered briefly on the sandals. “You should have come in your flying machine, Mr. Butteridge.”
He didn't wait for an answer. “The Prince says I've got to look after you. Naturally he can't see you now, but he thinks your coming's providential. Last grace of Heaven. Like a sign. Hullo!”
He didn’t wait for a reply. “The Prince says I have to take care of you. Obviously, he can’t see you right now, but he believes your arrival is meant to be. Last blessing from Heaven. Like a sign. Hey!”
He stood still and listened.
He stood still and listened.
Outside there was a going to and fro of feet, a sound of distant bugles suddenly taken up and echoed close at hand, men called out in loud tones short, sharp, seemingly vital things, and were answered distantly. A bell jangled, and feet went down the corridor. Then came a stillness more distracting than sound, and then a great gurgling and rushing and splashing of water. The young man's eyebrows lifted. He hesitated, and dashed out of the room. Presently came a stupendous bang to vary the noises without, then a distant cheering. The young man re-appeared.
Outside, there was a bustle of footsteps, the sound of distant bugles suddenly picked up and echoed nearby. Men shouted in loud, brief, seemingly important phrases and were answered from afar. A bell rang, and footsteps moved down the hallway. Then there was a silence that was more unsettling than noise, followed by a loud gurgling, rushing, and splashing of water. The young man's eyebrows raised. He hesitated and quickly left the room. Soon, a huge bang broke the sounds outside, followed by distant cheering. The young man returned.
“They're running the water out of the ballonette already.”
“They're already draining the water from the balloon.”
“What water?” asked Bert.
"What water?" asked Bert.
“The water that anchored us. Artful dodge. Eh?”
“The water that grounded us. Clever move. Right?”
Bert tried to take it in.
Bert tried to understand it.
“Of course!” said the compact young man. “You don't understand.”
“Of course!” said the fit young man. “You just don’t get it.”
A gentle quivering crept upon Bert's senses. “That's the engine,” said the compact young man approvingly. “Now we shan't be long.”
A gentle tremor ran through Bert's senses. “That's the engine,” said the compact young man with approval. “We won't be long now.”
Another long listening interval.
Another long listening session.
The cabin swayed. “By Jove! we're starting already;” he cried. “We're starting!”
The cabin rocked. “Wow! We're starting already,” he exclaimed. “We're starting!”
“Starting!” cried Bert, sitting up. “Where?”
“Starting!” Bert exclaimed, sitting up. “Where?”
But the young man was out of the room again. There were noises of German in the passage, and other nerve-shaking sounds.
But the young man was out of the room again. There were sounds of German in the hallway, along with other nerve-racking noises.
The swaying increased. The young man reappeared. “We're off, right enough!”
The swaying got stronger. The young man showed up again. “We’re leaving, for sure!”
“I say!” said Bert, “where are we starting? I wish you'd explain. What's this place? I don't understand.”
“I say!” Bert exclaimed, “where are we starting? I wish you would explain. What is this place? I don’t get it.”
“What!” cried the young man, “you don't understand?”
“What!” the young man exclaimed, “you don’t get it?”
“No. I'm all dazed-like from that crack on the nob I got. Where ARE we? WHERE are we starting?”
“No. I'm all dazed from that hit on the head I took. Where ARE we? WHERE are we starting?”
“Don't you know where you are—what this is?”
“Don’t you know where you are—what this place is?”
“Not a bit of it! What's all the swaying and the row?”
"Not at all! What's all the rocking and the noise?"
“What a lark!” cried the young man. “I say! What a thundering lark! Don't you know? We're off to America, and you haven't realised. You've just caught us by a neck. You're on the blessed old flagship with the Prince. You won't miss anything. Whatever's on, you bet the Vaterland will be there.”
“What a blast!” shouted the young man. “Hey! What an incredible blast! Can you believe it? We’re heading to America, and you didn’t even notice. You’ve just caught us at the last moment. You’re on the amazing flagship with the Prince. You won’t miss a thing. Whatever happens, you can bet the Vaterland will be there.”
“Us!—off to America?”
“Us!—heading to America?”
“Ra—ther!”
"Seriously!"
“In an airship?”
"In a dirigible?"
“What do YOU think?”
“What do you think?”
“Me! going to America on an airship! After that balloon! 'Ere! I say—I don't want to go! I want to walk about on my legs. Let me get out! I didn't understand.”
“Me! going to America on an airship! After that balloon! Hey! I’m serious—I don’t want to go! I want to walk around on my legs. Let me out! I didn’t get it.”
He made a dive for the door.
He lunged at the door.
The young man arrested Bert with a gesture, took hold of a strap, lifted up a panel in the padded wall, and a window appeared. “Look!” he said. Side by side they looked out.
The young man stopped Bert with a motion, grabbed a strap, lifted a panel in the padded wall, and a window opened up. “Check it out!” he said. They leaned next to each other to look outside.
“Gaw!” said Bert. “We're going up!”
“Wow!” said Bert. “We're going up!”
“We are!” said the young man, cheerfully; “fast!”
“We are!” said the young man cheerfully. “Quickly!”
They were rising in the air smoothly and quietly, and moving slowly to the throb of the engine athwart the aeronautic park. Down below it stretched, dimly geometrical in the darkness, picked out at regular intervals by glow-worm spangles of light. One black gap in the long line of grey, round-backed airships marked the position from which the Vaterland had come. Beside it a second monster now rose softly, released from its bonds and cables into the air. Then, taking a beautifully exact distance, a third ascended, and then a fourth.
They were rising smoothly and quietly into the air, moving slowly to the rhythm of the engine through the aeronautic park. Below, it stretched out, faintly geometric in the darkness, highlighted at regular intervals by glowing specks of light. One dark gap in the long line of gray, rounded airships indicated where the Vaterland had come from. Next to it, a second giant gently rose, freed from its ties and cables. Then, maintaining a perfectly measured distance, a third one ascended, followed by a fourth.
“Too late, Mr. Butteridge!” the young man remarked. “We're off! I daresay it is a bit of a shock to you, but there you are! The Prince said you'd have to come.”
“Too late, Mr. Butteridge!” the young man said. “We're leaving! I know it might be a bit of a shock to you, but that’s how it is! The Prince said you had to come.”
“Look 'ere,” said Bert. “I really am dazed. What's this thing? Where are we going?”
“Look here,” said Bert. “I’m really confused. What is this thing? Where are we going?”
“This, Mr. Butteridge,” said the young man, taking pains to be explicit, “is an airship. It's the flagship of Prince Karl Albert. This is the German air-fleet, and it is going over to America, to give that spirited people 'what for.' The only thing we were at all uneasy about was your invention. And here you are!”
“This, Mr. Butteridge,” said the young man, making sure to be clear, “is an airship. It's the flagship of Prince Karl Albert. This is the German air fleet, and it's heading to America to give that lively nation 'what for.' The only thing we were a bit worried about was your invention. And here you are!”
“But!—you a German?” asked Bert.
“But!—are you German?” asked Bert.
“Lieutenant Kurt. Luft-lieutenant Kurt, at your service.”
“Lieutenant Kurt. Air Lieutenant Kurt, at your service.”
“But you speak English!”
“But you speak English!”
“Mother was English—went to school in England. Afterwards, Rhodes scholar. German none the less for that. Detailed for the present, Mr. Butteridge, to look after you. You're shaken by your fall. It's all right, really. They're going to buy your machine and everything. You sit down, and take it quite calmly. You'll soon get the hang of the position.”
“Mom was English—went to school in England. After that, she was a Rhodes scholar. Still, she’s German. For now, Mr. Butteridge is assigned to look after you. You’re a bit shaken from your fall. It’s okay, really. They’re going to buy your machine and everything. Just sit down and take it easy. You’ll soon get the hang of the situation.”
4
4
Bert sat down on the locker, collecting his mind, and the young man talked to him about the airship.
Bert sat down on the locker, gathering his thoughts, and the young man talked to him about the airship.
He was really a very tactful young man indeed, in a natural sort of way. “Daresay all this is new to you,” he said; “not your sort of machine. These cabins aren't half bad.”
He was actually a pretty tactful young man in a natural way. “I bet this is all new to you,” he said; “not really your kind of machine. These cabins aren’t too shabby.”
He got up and walked round the little apartment, showing its points.
He stood up and walked around the small apartment, highlighting its features.
“Here is the bed,” he said, whipping down a couch from the wall and throwing it back again with a click. “Here are toilet things,” and he opened a neatly arranged cupboard. “Not much washing. No water we've got; no water at all except for drinking. No baths or anything until we get to America and land. Rub over with loofah. One pint of hot for shaving. That's all. In the locker below you are rugs and blankets; you will need them presently. They say it gets cold. I don't know. Never been up before. Except a little work with gliders—which is mostly going down. Three-quarters of the chaps in the fleet haven't. Here's a folding-chair and table behind the door. Compact, eh?”
“Here’s the bed,” he said, pulling down a couch from the wall and snapping it back into place. “Here are the bathroom supplies,” and he opened a neatly organized cupboard. “Not much washing. We don’t have any water; no water at all except for drinking. No baths or anything until we get to America and land. Just scrub with a loofah. One pint of hot water for shaving. That’s it. In the locker below, there are rugs and blankets; you’ll need them soon. They say it gets cold. I don’t know. Never been up before. Except for a little work with gliders—which is mostly going down. Three-quarters of the guys in the fleet haven’t. Here’s a folding chair and table behind the door. Compact, right?”
He took the chair and balanced it on his little finger. “Pretty light, eh? Aluminium and magnesium alloy and a vacuum inside. All these cushions stuffed with hydrogen. Foxy! The whole ship's like that. And not a man in the fleet, except the Prince and one or two others, over eleven stone. Couldn't sweat the Prince, you know. We'll go all over the thing to-morrow. I'm frightfully keen on it.”
He picked up the chair and balanced it on his little finger. “Pretty light, right? Aluminum and magnesium alloy with a vacuum inside. All these cushions are filled with hydrogen. Cool! The whole ship is like that. And there’s not a single person in the fleet, except the Prince and maybe one or two others, who weighs over eleven stone. You can’t count the Prince, you know. We’ll check out the whole thing tomorrow. I’m really excited about it.”
He beamed at Bert. “You DO look young,” he remarked. “I always thought you'd be an old man with a beard—a sort of philosopher. I don't know why one should expect clever people always to be old. I do.”
He smiled at Bert. “You really do look young,” he said. “I always imagined you’d be an old man with a beard—a bit of a philosopher. I don’t know why people expect smart individuals to always be older. I do.”
Bert parried that compliment a little awkwardly, and then the lieutenant was struck with the riddle why Herr Butteridge had not come in his own flying machine.
Bert awkwardly deflected that compliment, and then the lieutenant was puzzled about why Herr Butteridge hadn't arrived in his own flying machine.
“It's a long story,” said Bert. “Look here!” he said abruptly, “I wish you'd lend me a pair of slippers, or something. I'm regular sick of these sandals. They're rotten things. I've been trying them for a friend.”
“It's a long story,” said Bert. “Listen!” he said suddenly, “I wish you'd lend me a pair of slippers or something. I'm really tired of these sandals. They're terrible. I've been trying them out for a friend.”
“Right O!”
"Alright!"
The ex-Rhodes scholar whisked out of the room and reappeared with a considerable choice of footwear—pumps, cloth bath-slippers, and a purple pair adorned with golden sun-flowers.
The former Rhodes scholar dashed out of the room and came back with a wide selection of shoes—high heels, fabric slippers, and a purple pair decorated with golden sunflowers.
But these he repented of at the last moment.
But he changed his mind at the last moment.
“I don't even wear them myself,” he said. “Only brought 'em in the zeal of the moment.” He laughed confidentially. “Had 'em worked for me—in Oxford. By a friend. Take 'em everywhere.”
“I don’t even wear them myself,” he said. “I just brought them in a burst of excitement.” He laughed conspiratorially. “I had them made for me—in Oxford. By a friend. I take them everywhere.”
So Bert chose the pumps.
So Bert picked the pumps.
The lieutenant broke into a cheerful snigger. “Here we are trying on slippers,” he said, “and the world going by like a panorama below. Rather a lark, eh? Look!”
The lieutenant burst into a cheerful laugh. “Here we are trying on slippers,” he said, “while the world goes by like a slideshow below. Pretty fun, right? Look!”
Bert peeped with him out of the window, looking from the bright pettiness of the red-and-silver cabin into a dark immensity. The land below, except for a lake, was black and featureless, and the other airships were hidden. “See more outside,” said the lieutenant. “Let's go! There's a sort of little gallery.”
Bert leaned out of the window with him, gazing from the cheerful red-and-silver cabin into the vast darkness below. The land beneath, aside from a lake, was pitch black and without any distinct features, and the other airships were out of sight. “You can see more outside,” the lieutenant said. “Let’s go! There’s a kind of little viewing area.”
He led the way into the long passage, which was lit by one small electric light, past some notices in German, to an open balcony and a light ladder and gallery of metal lattice overhanging, empty space. Bert followed his leader down to the gallery slowly and cautiously. From it he was able to watch the wonderful spectacle of the first air-fleet flying through the night. They flew in a wedge-shaped formation, the Vaterland highest and leading, the tail receding into the corners of the sky. They flew in long, regular undulations, great dark fish-like shapes, showing hardly any light at all, the engines making a throb-throb-throbbing sound that was very audible out on the gallery. They were going at a level of five or six thousand feet, and rising steadily. Below, the country lay silent, a clear darkness dotted and lined out with clusters of furnaces, and the lit streets of a group of big towns. The world seemed to lie in a bowl; the overhanging bulk of the airship above hid all but the lowest levels of the sky.
He led the way down the long hallway, lit by a single small light, past some signs in German, to an open balcony with a light ladder and a metal lattice gallery that hung over empty space. Bert followed his leader down to the gallery slowly and carefully. From there, he could watch the amazing sight of the first air fleet flying through the night. They flew in a wedge-shaped formation, the Vaterland at the highest point and leading, with the tail tapering off into the corners of the sky. They soared in long, smooth waves, huge dark, fish-like silhouettes hardly showing any light, the engines producing a rhythmic throb that echoed clearly out on the gallery. They were flying at an altitude of five or six thousand feet and climbing steadily. Below, the countryside lay still, a clear darkness dotted and outlined with clusters of furnaces and the glowing streets of several large towns. The world seemed to rest in a bowl; the massive airship above obscured all but the lowest parts of the sky.
They watched the landscape for a space.
They looked at the scenery for a while.
“Jolly it must be to invent things,” said the lieutenant suddenly. “How did you come to think of your machine first?”
“Must be fun to invent things,” the lieutenant said suddenly. “How did you first come up with your machine?”
“Worked it out,” said Bert, after a pause. “Jest ground away at it.”
"Figured it out," said Bert, after a pause. "Just kept at it."
“Our people are frightfully keen on you. They thought the British had got you. Weren't the British keen?”
“Our people are really interested in you. They thought the British had taken you. Weren't the British eager?”
“In a way,” said Bert. “Still—it's a long story.”
"In a way," Bert said. "Still, it's a long story."
“I think it's an immense thing—to invent. I couldn't invent a thing to save my life.”
“I think creating something new is an incredible feat. I couldn't come up with an idea to save my life.”
They both fell silent, watching the darkened world and following their thoughts until a bugle summoned them to a belated dinner. Bert was suddenly alarmed. “Don't you 'ave to dress and things?” he said. “I've always been too hard at Science and things to go into Society and all that.”
They both fell silent, watching the dark world and lost in their thoughts until a bugle called them to a late dinner. Bert suddenly looked worried. “Don't you have to get dressed and all that?” he asked. “I've always focused too much on Science and stuff to bother with Society and everything.”
“No fear,” said Kurt. “Nobody's got more than the clothes they wear. We're travelling light. You might perhaps take your overcoat off. They've an electric radiator each end of the room.”
“No worries,” said Kurt. “No one has more than the clothes on their back. We're traveling light. You might want to take off your overcoat. They've got an electric heater at each end of the room.”
And so presently Bert found himself sitting to eat in the presence of the “German Alexander”—that great and puissant Prince, Prince Karl Albert, the War Lord, the hero of two hemispheres. He was a handsome, blond man, with deep-set eyes, a snub nose, upturned moustache, and long white hands, a strange-looking man. He sat higher than the others, under a black eagle with widespread wings and the German Imperial flags; he was, as it were, enthroned, and it struck Bert greatly that as he ate he did not look at people, but over their heads like one who sees visions. Twenty officers of various ranks stood about the table—and Bert. They all seemed extremely curious to see the famous Butteridge, and their astonishment at his appearance was ill-controlled. The Prince gave him a dignified salutation, to which, by an inspiration, he bowed. Standing next the Prince was a brown-faced, wrinkled man with silver spectacles and fluffy, dingy-grey side-whiskers, who regarded Bert with a peculiar and disconcerting attention. The company sat after ceremonies Bert could not understand. At the other end of the table was the bird-faced officer Bert had dispossessed, still looking hostile and whispering about Bert to his neighbour. Two soldiers waited. The dinner was a plain one—a soup, some fresh mutton, and cheese—and there was very little talk.
And so, before long, Bert found himself eating in the presence of the “German Alexander”—the powerful Prince Karl Albert, the War Lord, the hero of two hemispheres. He was a handsome, blond man with deep-set eyes, a snub nose, an upturned mustache, and long white hands, a rather unusual-looking guy. He sat higher than the others, beneath a black eagle with open wings and the German Imperial flags; he seemed, in a way, to be enthroned, and Bert was struck by the fact that as he ate, he didn’t look at anyone but stared over their heads like someone having visions. Twenty officers of different ranks stood around the table—and Bert. They all seemed really curious to see the famous Butteridge, and their astonishment at his appearance was hard to miss. The Prince gave him a dignified greeting, to which, inspired, he bowed. Standing next to the Prince was a brown-faced, wrinkled man with silver glasses and messy, dingy-grey sideburns, who watched Bert with a strange and unsettling intensity. After some ceremonies Bert couldn’t understand, the company sat down. At the other end of the table was the bird-faced officer Bert had outmaneuvered, still looking hostile and whispering about Bert to his neighbor. Two soldiers stood by. The dinner was simple—a soup, some fresh mutton, and cheese—and there was very little conversation.
A curious solemnity indeed brooded over every one. Partly this was reaction after the intense toil and restrained excitement of starting; partly it was the overwhelming sense of strange new experiences, of portentous adventure. The Prince was lost in thought. He roused himself to drink to the Emperor in champagne, and the company cried “Hoch!” like men repeating responses in church.
A curious seriousness hung over everyone. Partly, this was a reaction to the intense work and restrained excitement of starting; partly, it was the overwhelming feeling of strange new experiences and significant adventure. The Prince was lost in thought. He snapped out of it to toast the Emperor with champagne, and the group shouted “Hooray!” like people reciting responses in church.
No smoking was permitted, but some of the officers went down to the little open gallery to chew tobacco. No lights whatever were safe amidst that bundle of inflammable things. Bert suddenly fell yawning and shivering. He was overwhelmed by a sense of his own insignificance amidst these great rushing monsters of the air. He felt life was too big for him—too much for him altogether.
No smoking was allowed, but some of the officers went to the small open gallery to chew tobacco. No lights were safe among all that flammable stuff. Bert suddenly fell, yawning and shivering. He was hit by a feeling of his own insignificance in the presence of these massive, rushing airships. He felt like life was too much for him—way too overwhelming.
He said something to Kurt about his head, went up the steep ladder from the swaying little gallery into the airship again, and so, as if it were a refuge, to bed.
He said something to Kurt about his head, climbed the steep ladder from the swaying little gallery back into the airship, and then, as if it were a refuge, went to bed.
5
5
Bert slept for a time, and then his sleep was broken by dreams. Mostly he was fleeing from formless terrors down an interminable passage in an airship—a passage paved at first with ravenous trap-doors, and then with openwork canvas of the most careless description.
Bert slept for a while, but then his sleep was interrupted by dreams. Most of the time, he was running away from vague fears down an endless hallway in an airship—a hallway that started with hungry trapdoors and then shifted to a poorly made openwork canvas.
“Gaw!” said Bert, turning over after his seventh fall through infinite space that night.
“Gaw!” said Bert, rolling over after his seventh tumble through endless space that night.
He sat up in the darkness and nursed his knees. The progress of the airship was not nearly so smooth as a balloon; he could feel a regular swaying up, up, up and then down, down, down, and the throbbing and tremulous quiver of the engines.
He sat up in the dark and hugged his knees. The airship's movement wasn’t nearly as smooth as a balloon; he could feel a steady swaying up, up, up, and then down, down, down, along with the pulsating and shaky tremor of the engines.
His mind began to teem with memories—more memories and more.
His mind started to overflow with memories—more memories and more.
Through them, like a struggling swimmer in broken water, came the perplexing question, what am I to do to-morrow? To-morrow, Kurt had told him, the Prince's secretary, the Graf Von Winterfeld, would come to him and discuss his flying-machine, and then he would see the Prince. He would have to stick it out now that he was Butteridge, and sell his invention. And then, if they found him out! He had a vision of infuriated Butteridges.... Suppose after all he owned up? Pretended it was their misunderstanding? He began to scheme devices for selling the secret and circumventing Butteridge.
Through them, like a swimmer struggling in choppy water, came the confusing question, what am I going to do tomorrow? Tomorrow, Kurt had told him, the Prince's secretary, Count Von Winterfeld, would come to talk about his flying machine, and then he would meet the Prince. He would have to tough it out now that he was Butteridge and sell his invention. And then, what if they figured him out? He imagined an enraged Butteridge.... What if he just confessed? Claimed it was all a misunderstanding? He started to come up with plans for selling the secret and outsmarting Butteridge.
What should he ask for the thing? Somehow twenty thousand pounds struck him as about the sum indicated.
What should he ask for it? Somehow, twenty thousand pounds felt like the right amount.
He fell into that despondency that lies in wait in the small hours. He had got too big a job on—too big a job....
He slipped into that deep sadness that lurks in the early hours. He had taken on too much—way too much....
Memories swamped his scheming.
Memories overwhelmed his scheming.
“Where was I this time last night?”
“Where was I this time last night?”
He recapitulated his evenings tediously and lengthily. Last night he had been up above the clouds in Butteridge's balloon. He thought of the moment when he dropped through them and saw the cold twilight sea close below. He still remembered that disagreeable incident with a nightmare vividness. And the night before he and Grubb had been looking for cheap lodgings at Littlestone in Kent. How remote that seemed now. It might be years ago. For the first time he thought of his fellow Desert Dervish, left with the two red-painted bicycles on Dymchurch sands. “'E won't make much of a show of it, not without me. Any'ow 'e did 'ave the treasury—such as it was—in his pocket!”... The night before that was Bank Holiday night and they had sat discussing their minstrel enterprise, drawing up a programme and rehearsing steps. And the night before was Whit Sunday. “Lord!” cried Bert, “what a doing that motor-bicycle give me!” He recalled the empty flapping of the eviscerated cushion, the feeling of impotence as the flames rose again. From among the confused memories of that tragic flare one little figure emerged very bright and poignantly sweet, Edna, crying back reluctantly from the departing motor-car, “See you to-morrer, Bert?”
He went over his evenings in a long and boring way. Last night, he had been high above the clouds in Butteridge's balloon. He remembered the moment he fell through them and saw the cold twilight sea just below. That unpleasant incident still stuck in his mind vividly. The night before that, he and Grubb had been looking for cheap places to stay in Littlestone, Kent. It felt so far away now. It could have been years ago. For the first time, he thought about his fellow Desert Dervish, left with the two red-painted bikes on Dymchurch sands. “He won't make much of a show without me. Anyway, he did have the treasury—whatever that was—in his pocket!”... The night before that was Bank Holiday night, and they had been sitting discussing their minstrel plans, creating a program, and practicing steps. And the night before that was Whit Sunday. “Wow!” shouted Bert, “that motorbike really gave me trouble!” He remembered the empty flapping of the torn cushion and the helpless feeling as the flames rose again. Among the jumbled memories of that tragic fire, one little figure stood out bright and sweet—Edna, calling back reluctantly from the departing motorcar, “See you tomorrow, Bert?”
Other memories of Edna clustered round that impression. They led Bert's mind step by step to an agreeable state that found expression in “I'll marry 'ER if she don't look out.” And then in a flash it followed in his mind that if he sold the Butteridge secret he could! Suppose after all he did get twenty thousand pounds; such sums have been paid! With that he could buy house and garden, buy new clothes beyond dreaming, buy a motor, travel, have every delight of the civilised life as he knew it, for himself and Edna. Of course, risks were involved. “I'll 'ave old Butteridge on my track, I expect!”
Other memories of Edna surrounded that thought. They led Bert's mind gradually to a pleasant state that found expression in, “I’ll marry her if she’s not careful.” Then, it suddenly hit him that if he sold the Butteridge secret, he could! What if he actually got twenty thousand pounds? Those amounts have been paid! With that money, he could buy a house and garden, get new clothes he’s only dreamed of, buy a car, travel, and experience all the pleasures of civilized life as he understood it, for himself and Edna. Of course, there were risks involved. “I’ll probably have old Butteridge on my case, I guess!”
He meditated upon that. He declined again to despondency. As yet he was only in the beginning of the adventure. He had still to deliver the goods and draw the cash. And before that—Just now he was by no means on his way home. He was flying off to America to fight there. “Not much fighting,” he considered; “all our own way.” Still, if a shell did happen to hit the Vaterland on the underside!...
He thought about that. He again fell into despair. He was still at the beginning of the adventure. He still had to deliver the goods and collect the money. And before that—Right now he definitely wasn’t heading home. He was off to America to fight there. “Not much fighting,” he thought; “everything will go our way.” Still, if a shell happened to hit the fatherland…!
“S'pose I ought to make my will.”
“Guess I should make my will.”
He lay back for some time composing wills—chiefly in favour of Edna. He had settled now it was to be twenty thousand pounds. He left a number of minor legacies. The wills became more and more meandering and extravagant....
He relaxed for a while, writing wills—mostly for Edna. He had decided it would be twenty thousand pounds. He included several smaller legacies. The wills got more and more complicated and over-the-top...
He woke from the eighth repetition of his nightmare fall through space. “This flying gets on one's nerves,” he said.
He woke up from the eighth time he’d dreamed of falling through space. “This flying is really getting on my nerves,” he said.
He could feel the airship diving down, down, down, then slowly swinging to up, up, up. Throb, throb, throb, throb, quivered the engine.
He could feel the airship dropping, dropping, dropping, then gradually tilting up, up, up. Throb, throb, throb, throb, the engine vibrated.
He got up presently and wrapped himself about with Mr. Butteridge's overcoat and all the blankets, for the air was very keen. Then he peeped out of the window to see a grey dawn breaking over clouds, then turned up his light and bolted his door, sat down to the table, and produced his chest-protector.
He got up and wrapped himself in Mr. Butteridge's overcoat and all the blankets because the air was really cold. Then he peeked out the window to see a gray dawn breaking over the clouds, turned on his light, locked his door, sat down at the table, and pulled out his chest protector.
He smoothed the crumpled plans with his hand, and contemplated them. Then he referred to the other drawings in the portfolio. Twenty thousand pounds. If he worked it right! It was worth trying, anyhow.
He flattened out the wrinkled plans with his hand and considered them. Then he looked at the other drawings in the portfolio. Twenty thousand pounds. If he played his cards right! It was worth a shot, anyway.
Presently he opened the drawer in which Kurt had put paper and writing-materials.
Presently, he opened the drawer where Kurt had placed the paper and writing supplies.
Bert Smallways was by no means a stupid person, and up to a certain limit he had not been badly educated. His board school had taught him to draw up to certain limits, taught him to calculate and understand a specification. If at that point his country had tired of its efforts, and handed him over unfinished to scramble for a living in an atmosphere of advertisments and individual enterprise, that was really not his fault. He was as his State had made him, and the reader must not imagine because he was a little Cockney cad, that he was absolutely incapable of grasping the idea of the Butteridge flying-machine. But he found it stiff and perplexing. His motor-bicycle and Grubb's experiments and the “mechanical drawing” he had done in standard seven all helped him out; and, moreover, the maker of these drawings, whoever he was, had been anxious to make his intentions plain. Bert copied sketches, he made notes, he made a quite tolerable and intelligent copy of the essential drawings and sketches of the others. Then he fell into a meditation upon them.
Bert Smallways was definitely not a stupid person, and up to a certain point, he had received a decent education. His public school had taught him to draw to some extent, helped him calculate and understand specifications. If at that stage his country had given up on him and left him to fend for himself in a world full of advertisements and individual enterprise, that wasn’t really his fault. He was shaped by his upbringing, and the reader shouldn’t assume that just because he was a bit of a Cockney brat, he couldn’t grasp the concept of the Butteridge flying machine. But he found it difficult and confusing. His motorbike, Grubb’s experiments, and the “mechanical drawing” he had done in seventh grade all assisted him; plus, the person who created those drawings, whoever they were, had tried to make their intentions clear. Bert copied sketches, took notes, and made a fairly decent and intelligent replica of the important drawings and sketches from others. Then he became lost in thought about them.
At last he rose with a sigh, folded up the originals that had formerly been in his chest-protector and put them into the breast-pocket of his jacket, and then very carefully deposited the copies he had made in the place of the originals. He had no very clear plan in his mind in doing this, except that he hated the idea of altogether parting with the secret. For a long time he meditated profoundly—nodding. Then he turned out his light and went to bed again and schemed himself to sleep.
At last, he got up with a sigh, folded the originals that had been in his chest protector, and put them into the breast pocket of his jacket. Then he carefully placed the copies he had made where the originals had been. He didn’t have a clear plan for doing this, except that he couldn’t stand the thought of completely letting go of the secret. For a long time, he thought deeply—nodding. Then he turned off his light, went back to bed, and tried to scheme himself to sleep.
6
6
The hochgeboren Graf von Winterfeld was also a light sleeper that night, but then he was one of these people who sleep little and play chess problems in their heads to while away the time—and that night he had a particularly difficult problem to solve.
The high-born Count von Winterfeld was also a light sleeper that night, but he was one of those people who sleep little and solve chess problems in their heads to pass the time—and that night he had a particularly challenging problem to figure out.
He came in upon Bert while he was still in bed in the glow of the sunlight reflected from the North Sea below, consuming the rolls and coffee a soldier had brought him. He had a portfolio under his arm, and in the clear, early morning light his dingy grey hair and heavy, silver-rimmed spectacles made him look almost benevolent. He spoke English fluently, but with a strong German flavour. He was particularly bad with his “b's,” and his “th's” softened towards weak “z'ds.” He called Bert explosively, “Pooterage.” He began with some indistinct civilities, bowed, took a folding-table and chair from behind the door, put the former between himself and Bert, sat down on the latter, coughed drily, and opened his portfolio. Then he put his elbows on the table, pinched his lower lip with his two fore-fingers, and regarded Bert disconcertingly with magnified eyes. “You came to us, Herr Pooterage, against your will,” he said at last.
He walked in on Bert while he was still in bed, basking in the sunlight reflecting off the North Sea below, enjoying the rolls and coffee a soldier had brought him. He had a portfolio under his arm, and in the bright early morning light, his dull grey hair and heavy, silver-rimmed glasses made him look almost kind. He spoke English fluently but with a strong German accent. He struggled particularly with his “b's” and softened his “th's” into weak “z's.” He called out to Bert in an explosive manner, “Pooterage.” He started with some vague pleasantries, bowed, took a folding table and chair from behind the door, placed the table between himself and Bert, sat down in the chair, coughed dryly, and opened his portfolio. Then he set his elbows on the table, pinched his lower lip with his two forefingers, and looked at Bert intently with his enlarged eyes. “You came to us, Herr Pooterage, against your will,” he finally said.
“'Ow d'you make that out?” asked Bert, after a pause of astonishment.
“'How do you figure that out?” asked Bert, after a moment of surprise.
“I chuge by ze maps in your car. They were all English. And your provisions. They were all picnic. Also your cords were entangled. You haf' been tugging—but no good. You could not manage ze balloon, and anuzzer power than yours prought you to us. Is it not so?”
“I struggled with the maps in your car. They were all in English. And your supplies? They were all picnic food. Plus, your cords were tangled. You had been pulling, but it was no use. You couldn’t handle the balloon, and another force brought you to us. Am I wrong?”
Bert thought.
Bert reflected.
“Also—where is ze laty?”
“Also—where is the lady?”
“'Ere!—what lady?”
“Hey!—which lady?”
“You started with a laty. That is evident. You shtarted for an afternoon excursion—a picnic. A man of your temperament—he would take a laty. She was not wiz you in your balloon when you came down at Dornhof. No! Only her chacket! It is your affair. Still, I am curious.”
“You began with a lady. That’s clear. You set out for an afternoon trip—a picnic. A man like you would take a lady along. She wasn’t with you in your balloon when you landed at Dornhof. No! Just her jacket! It’s your business. Still, I’m curious.”
Bert reflected. “'Ow d'you know that?”
Bert thought to himself, “How do you know that?”
“I chuge by ze nature of your farious provisions. I cannot account, Mr. Pooterage, for ze laty, what you haf done with her. Nor can I tell why you should wear nature-sandals, nor why you should wear such cheap plue clothes. These are outside my instructions. Trifles, perhaps. Officially they are to be ignored. Laties come and go—I am a man of ze worldt. I haf known wise men wear sandals and efen practice vegetarian habits. I haf known men—or at any rate, I haf known chemists—who did not schmoke. You haf, no doubt, put ze laty down somewhere. Well. Let us get to—business. A higher power”—his voice changed its emotional quality, his magnified eyes seemed to dilate—“has prought you and your secret straight to us. So!”—he bowed his head—“so pe it. It is ze Destiny of Chermany and my Prince. I can undershtandt you always carry zat secret. You are afraidt of roppers and spies. So it comes wiz you—to us. Mr. Pooterage, Chermany will puy it.”
“I judge by the nature of your various provisions. I cannot account for what you've done with her, Mr. Pooterage. Nor can I understand why you're wearing sandals, or why you choose such cheap blue clothes. These are outside my instructions. Trifles, perhaps. Officially, they are to be ignored. Ladies come and go—I am a man of the world. I have known wise men wear sandals and even practice vegetarianism. I have known men—or at least, I have known chemists—who didn't smoke. You have, no doubt, put the lady down somewhere. Well. Let's get to business. A higher power”—his voice changed in tone, his magnified eyes seemed to widen—“has brought you and your secret straight to us. So!”—he bowed his head—“so be it. It is the Destiny of Germany and my Prince. I can understand you always carry that secret. You are afraid of robbers and spies. So it comes with you—to us. Mr. Pooterage, Germany will buy it.”
“Will she?”
"Is she going to?"
“She will,” said the secretary, looking hard at Bert's abandoned sandals in the corner of the locker. He roused himself, consulted a paper of notes for a moment, and Bert eyed his brown and wrinkled face with expectation and terror. “Chermany, I am instructed to say,” said the secretary, with his eyes on the table and his notes spread out, “has always been willing to puy your secret. We haf indeed peen eager to acquire it fery eager; and it was only ze fear that you might be, on patriotic groundts, acting in collusion with your Pritish War Office zat has made us discreet in offering for your marvellous invention through intermediaries. We haf no hesitation whatefer now, I am instructed, in agreeing to your proposal of a hundert tousand poundts.”
“She will,” said the secretary, staring intently at Bert's abandoned sandals in the corner of the locker. He shook himself awake, glanced at a piece of paper for a moment, and Bert looked at his brown, wrinkled face with a mix of hope and fear. “Germany, I am instructed to say,” the secretary continued, focusing on the table with his notes spread out, “has always been willing to pay for your secret. We have indeed been very eager to acquire it; and it was only the concern that you might, for patriotic reasons, be colluding with your British War Office that made us cautious in making an offer for your remarkable invention through intermediaries. We have no hesitation whatsoever now, I am instructed, in agreeing to your proposal of one hundred thousand pounds.”
“Crikey!” said Bert, overwhelmed.
“Wow!” said Bert, overwhelmed.
“I peg your pardon?”
“Excuse me?”
“Jest a twinge,” said Bert, raising his hand to his bandaged head.
“Just a little pain,” said Bert, raising his hand to his bandaged head.
“Ah! Also I am instructed to say that as for that noble, unrightly accused laty you haf championed so brafely against Pritish hypocrisy and coldness, all ze chivalry of Chermany is on her site.”
“Ah! I've also been asked to say that regarding that noble lady who has been wrongly accused, you have defended her so bravely against British hypocrisy and coldness, all the chivalry of Germany is on her side.”
“Lady?” said Bert faintly, and then recalled the great Butteridge love story. Had the old chap also read the letters? He must think him a scorcher if he had. “Oh! that's aw-right,” he said, “about 'er. I 'adn't any doubts about that. I—”
“Lady?” Bert said weakly, then remembered the famous Butteridge love story. Did the old man read the letters too? He must think he’s a total mess if he did. “Oh! that’s fine,” he said, “about her. I had no doubts about that. I—”
He stopped. The secretary certainly had a most appalling stare. It seemed ages before he looked down again. “Well, ze laty as you please. She is your affair. I haf performt my instructions. And ze title of Paron, zat also can pe done. It can all pe done, Herr Pooterage.”
He stopped. The secretary had an incredibly intense stare. It felt like forever before he looked down again. “Well, as you wish. She is your concern. I have followed my instructions. And the title of Baron can be arranged too. It can all be done, Mr. Pooterage.”
He drummed on the table for a second or so, and resumed. “I haf to tell you, sir, zat you come to us at a crisis in—Welt-Politik. There can be no harm now for me to put our plans before you. Pefore you leafe this ship again they will be manifest to all ze worldt. War is perhaps already declared. We go—to America. Our fleet will descend out of ze air upon ze United States—it is a country quite unprepared for war eferywhere—eferywhere. Zey have always relied on ze Atlantic. And their navy. We have selected a certain point—it is at present ze secret of our commanders—which we shall seize, and zen we shall establish a depot—a sort of inland Gibraltar. It will be—what will it be?—an eagle's nest. Zere our airships will gazzer and repair, and thence they will fly to and fro ofer ze United States, terrorising cities, dominating Washington, levying what is necessary, until ze terms we dictate are accepted. You follow me?”
He drummed on the table for a moment and continued. “I have to tell you, sir, that you’re coming to us at a critical time in World Politics. There's no harm in sharing our plans with you now. Before you leave this ship again, they will be clear to everyone in the world. War may have already been declared. We’re going to America. Our fleet will descend from the air upon the United States—it’s a country that’s completely unprepared for war everywhere. They have always depended on the Atlantic and their navy. We have identified a specific location—it’s currently a secret from our commanders—which we will seize, and then we will establish a base—a sort of inland Gibraltar. It will be—what will it be?—an eagle’s nest. There, our airships will gather and be repaired, and from there they will fly back and forth over the United States, terrorizing cities, dominating Washington, and collecting what we need, until the terms we set are accepted. Are you following me?”
“Go on!” said Bert.
"Go ahead!" said Bert.
“We could haf done all zis wiz such Luftschiffe and Drachenflieger as we possess, but ze accession of your machine renders our project complete. It not only gifs us a better Drachenflieger, but it remofes our last uneasiness as to Great Pritain. Wizout you, sir, Great Pritain, ze land you lofed so well and zat has requited you so ill, zat land of Pharisees and reptiles, can do nozzing!—nozzing! You see, I am perfectly frank wiz you. Well, I am instructed that Chermany recognises all this. We want you to place yourself at our disposal. We want you to become our Chief Head Flight Engineer. We want you to manufacture, we want to equip a swarm of hornets under your direction. We want you to direct this force. And it is at our depot in America we want you. So we offer you simply, and without haggling, ze full terms you demanded weeks ago—one hundert tousand poundts in cash, a salary of three tousand poundts a year, a pension of one tousand poundts a year, and ze title of Paron as you desired. These are my instructions.”
"We could have done all this with the airships and gliders we have, but your machine makes our project complete. It not only gives us a better glider but also removes our last concerns about Great Britain. Without you, sir, Great Britain—the country you loved so dearly and that has treated you so poorly, that land of hypocrites and snakes—can do nothing!—nothing! You see, I'm being completely honest with you. Well, I’ve been instructed that Germany acknowledges all this. We want you to place yourself at our service. We want you to become our Chief Head Flight Engineer. We want you to manufacture and equip a swarm of hornets under your direction. We want you to lead this force. And we want you at our depot in America. So we offer you straightforwardly, without any negotiation, the full terms you requested weeks ago—one hundred thousand pounds in cash, a salary of three thousand pounds a year, a pension of one thousand pounds a year, and the title of Baron as you wished. These are my instructions."
He resumed his scrutiny of Bert's face.
He continued to examine Bert's face.
“That's all right, of course,” said Bert, a little short of breath, but otherwise resolute and calm; and it seemed to him that now was the time to bring his nocturnal scheming to the issue.
"That's fine, of course," Bert said, a bit out of breath but otherwise determined and composed; it felt to him like the moment to turn his nighttime planning into action.
The secretary contemplated Bert's collar with sustained attention. Only for one moment did his gaze move to the sandals and back.
The secretary focused intently on Bert's collar. His gaze wandered to the sandals for just a moment before returning.
“Jes' lemme think a bit,” said Bert, finding the stare debilitating. “Look 'ere!” he said at last, with an air of great explicitness, “I GOT the secret.”
“Just let me think for a moment,” said Bert, feeling overwhelmed by the stare. “Look here!” he finally said, sounding very certain, “I HAVE the secret.”
“Yes.”
“Yes.”
“But I don't want the name of Butteridge to appear—see? I been thinking that over.”
“But I don't want the name Butteridge to show up—get it? I've been thinking about that.”
“A little delicacy?”
"Would you like a treat?"
“Exactly. You buy the secret—leastways, I give it you—from Bearer—see?”
“Exactly. You buy the secret—at least, I give it to you—from Bearer—get it?”
His voice failed him a little, and the stare continued. “I want to do the thing Enonymously. See?”
His voice wavered slightly, and the gaze lingered. “I want to do it anonymously. You see?”
Still staring. Bert drifted on like a swimmer caught by a current. “Fact is, I'm going to edop' the name of Smallways. I don't want no title of Baron; I've altered my mind. And I want the money quiet-like. I want the hundred thousand pounds paid into benks—thirty thousand into the London and County Benk Branch at Bun Hill in Kent directly I 'and over the plans; twenty thousand into the Benk of England; 'arf the rest into a good French bank, the other 'arf the German National Bank, see? I want it put there, right away. I don't want it put in the name of Butteridge. I want it put in the name of Albert Peter Smallways; that's the name I'm going to edop'. That's condition one.”
Still staring. Bert floated along like a swimmer caught in a current. “The truth is, I'm going to change the name to Smallways. I don't want the title of Baron; I've changed my mind. And I want the money kept quiet. I want the hundred thousand pounds paid into banks—thirty thousand into the London and County Bank Branch at Bun Hill in Kent as soon as I hand over the plans; twenty thousand into the Bank of England; half of the rest into a good French bank, and the other half into the German National Bank, got it? I need that done right away. I don’t want it in the name of Butteridge. I want it in the name of Albert Peter Smallways; that’s the name I’m going to use. That’s condition one.”
“Go on!” said the secretary.
“Go ahead!” said the secretary.
“The nex condition,” said Bert, “is that you don't make any inquiries as to title. I mean what English gentlemen do when they sell or let you land. You don't arst 'ow I got it. See? 'Ere I am—I deliver you the goods—that's all right. Some people 'ave the cheek to say this isn't my invention, see? It is, you know—THAT'S all right; but I don't want that gone into. I want a fair and square agreement saying that's all right. See?”
“The next condition,” said Bert, “is that you don’t ask any questions about the title. I mean what English gentlemen do when they sell or lease you land. You don’t question how I got it. Got it? Here I am—I’m giving you the goods—that’s that. Some people have the nerve to say this isn’t my invention, you know? It is, and that’s fine; but I don’t want to get into that. I want a straightforward agreement saying that’s all good. Got it?”
His “See?” faded into a profound silence.
His "See?" faded into deep silence.
The secretary sighed at last, leant back in his chair and produced a tooth-pick, and used it, to assist his meditation on Bert's case. “What was that name?” he asked at last, putting away the tooth-pick; “I must write it down.”
The secretary finally sighed, leaned back in his chair, pulled out a toothpick, and used it to help him think about Bert's situation. “What was that name?” he asked after a moment, putting the toothpick away. “I need to write it down.”
“Albert Peter Smallways,” said Bert, in a mild tone.
“Albert Peter Smallways,” said Bert, in a calm tone.
The secretary wrote it down, after a little difficulty about the spelling because of the different names of the letters of the alphabet in the two languages.
The secretary wrote it down, though there was a bit of trouble with the spelling due to the different names of the letters in the two languages.
“And now, Mr. Schmallvays,” he said at last, leaning back and resuming the stare, “tell me: how did you ket hold of Mister Pooterage's balloon?”
“And now, Mr. Schmallvays,” he said finally, leaning back and continuing to stare, “tell me: how did you get hold of Mister Pooterage's balloon?”
7
7
When at last the Graf von Winterfold left Bert Smallways, he left him in an extremely deflated condition, with all his little story told.
When the Count of Winterfold finally left Bert Smallways, he left him feeling completely deflated, having shared his entire little story.
He had, as people say, made a clean breast of it. He had been pursued into details. He had had to explain the blue suit, the sandals, the Desert Dervishes—everything. For a time scientific zeal consumed the secretary, and the question of the plans remained in suspense. He even went into speculation about the previous occupants of the balloon. “I suppose,” he said, “the laty WAS the laty. Bot that is not our affair.
He had, as people say, come clean about everything. He had been pressed for details. He had to explain the blue suit, the sandals, the Desert Dervishes—everything. For a while, the secretary was driven by scientific curiosity, and the matter of the plans was on hold. He even speculated about the previous occupants of the balloon. “I guess,” he said, “the lady WAS the lady. But that’s not our concern.
“It is fery curious and amusing, yes: but I am afraid the Prince may be annoyt. He acted wiz his usual decision—always he acts wiz wonterful decision. Like Napoleon. Directly he was tolt of your descent into the camp at Dornhof, he said, 'Pring him!—pring him! It is my schtar!' His schtar of Destiny! You see? He will be dthwarted. He directed you to come as Herr Pooterage, and you haf not done so. You haf triet, of course; but it has peen a poor try. His chugments of men are fery just and right, and it is better for men to act up to them—gompletely. Especially now. Particularly now.”
“It’s very curious and amusing, yes; but I’m afraid the Prince might be annoyed. He acted with his usual decisiveness—he always acts with amazing decisiveness. Like Napoleon. As soon as he heard about your arrival at the camp at Dornhof, he said, 'Bring him!—bring him! It's my star!' His star of Destiny! You see? He will be thwarted. He instructed you to come as Herr Pooterage, and you haven’t done that. You’ve tried, of course; but it’s been a poor attempt. His judgments of people are very fair and just, and it’s better for people to live up to them—completely. Especially now. Particularly now.”
He resumed that attitude of his, with his underlip pinched between his forefingers. He spoke almost confidentially. “It will be awkward. I triet to suggest some doubt, but I was over-ruled. The Prince does not listen. He is impatient in the high air. Perhaps he will think his schtar has been making a fool of him. Perhaps he will think I haf been making a fool of him.”
He fell back into that old habit of his, pinching his lower lip between his fingers. He spoke almost like he was sharing a secret. “It’s going to be awkward. I tried to express some uncertainty, but they didn’t listen to me. The Prince doesn’t pay attention. He gets impatient up there. Maybe he’ll think his star has been making a fool of him. Maybe he’ll think I have been making a fool of him.”
He wrinkled his forehead, and drew in the corners of his mouth.
He frowned and tightened the corners of his mouth.
“I got the plans,” said Bert.
“I have the plans,” said Bert.
“Yes. There is that! Yes. But you see the Prince was interested in Herr Pooterage because of his romantic seit. Herr Pooterage was so much more—ah!—in the picture. I am afraid you are not equal to controlling the flying machine department of our aerial park as he wished you to do. He hadt promised himself that....
“Yes. There is that! Yes. But you see, the Prince was interested in Herr Pooterage because of his romantic side. Herr Pooterage fit the image so much better—ah!—in the picture. I'm afraid you're not quite capable of managing the flying machine department of our aerial park as he wanted you to. He had promised himself that....
“And der was also the prestige—the worldt prestige of Pooterage with us.... Well, we must see what we can do.” He held out his hand. “Gif me the plans.”
“And there was also the prestige—the worldly prestige of Pooterage with us... Well, let’s see what we can do.” He extended his hand. “Give me the plans.”
A terrible chill ran through the being of Mr. Smallways. To this day he is not clear in his mind whether he wept or no, but certainly there was weeping in his voice. “'Ere, I say!” he protested. “Ain't I to 'ave—nothin' for 'em?”
A terrible chill ran through Mr. Smallways. To this day, he’s not sure if he cried or not, but there was definitely weeping in his voice. “Hey, I say!” he protested. “Am I not to have—nothing for them?”
The secretary regarded him with benevolent eyes. “You do not deserve anyzing!” he said.
The secretary looked at him kindly. “You don’t deserve anything!” he said.
“I might 'ave tore 'em up.”
“I might have torn them up.”
“Zey are not yours!”
“They're not yours!”
“They weren't Butteridge's!”
“They weren't Butteridge's!”
“No need to pay anyzing.”
“No need to pay anything.”
Bert's being seemed to tighten towards desperate deeds. “Gaw!” he said, clutching his coat, “AIN'T there?”
Bert felt himself getting more desperate. “Gaw!” he exclaimed, grabbing his coat, “Is there not?”
“Pe galm,” said the secretary. “Listen! You shall haf five hundert poundts. You shall haf it on my promise. I will do that for you, and that is all I can do. Take it from me. Gif me the name of that bank. Write it down. So! I tell you the Prince—is no choke. I do not think he approffed of your appearance last night. No! I can't answer for him. He wanted Pooterage, and you haf spoilt it. The Prince—I do not understand quite, he is in a strange state. It is the excitement of the starting and this great soaring in the air. I cannot account for what he does. But if all goes well I will see to it—you shall haf five hundert poundts. Will that do? Then gif me the plans.”
“Listen up,” said the secretary. “You’re going to get five hundred pounds. I promise you that. I’ll do this for you, and that’s all I can do. Trust me on this. Give me the name of that bank. Write it down. There! I’m telling you, the Prince isn’t joking. I don’t think he liked how you looked last night. No! I can’t speak for him. He wanted Pooterage, and you ruined it. The Prince—I don’t quite understand him; he’s in a weird mood. It's the excitement of starting and this big adventure in the air. I can't explain what he does. But if everything goes well, I’ll make sure you get five hundred pounds. Does that work for you? Then give me the plans.”
“Old beggar!” said Bert, as the door clicked. “Gaw!—what an ole beggar!—SHARP!”
“Old beggar!” said Bert, as the door clicked. “Wow!—what an old beggar!—SHARP!”
He sat down in the folding-chair, and whistled noiselessly for a time.
He sat down in the folding chair and whistled silently for a while.
“Nice 'old swindle for 'im if I tore 'em up! I could 'ave.”
"Nice old scam for him if I ripped them up! I could have."
He rubbed the bridge of his nose thoughtfully. “I gave the whole blessed show away. If I'd j'es' kep quiet about being Enonymous.... Gaw!... Too soon, Bert, my boy—too soon and too rushy. I'd like to kick my silly self.
He rubbed the bridge of his nose thoughtfully. “I gave the entire damn thing away. If I had just kept quiet about being Enonymous.... Wow!... Too soon, Bert, my boy—too soon and too hasty. I'd like to kick myself for being so stupid."
“I couldn't 'ave kep' it up.
“I couldn't have kept it up.
“After all, it ain't so very bad,” he said.
“After all, it isn't that bad,” he said.
“After all, five 'undred pounds.... It isn't MY secret, anyhow. It's jes' a pickup on the road. Five 'undred.
“After all, five hundred pounds... It isn't MY secret, anyway. It's just a pickup on the road. Five hundred.
“Wonder what the fare is from America back home?”
“Wonder what the price is to get back home from America?”
8
8
And later in the day an extremely shattered and disorganised Bert Smallways stood in the presence of the Prince Karl Albert.
And later in the day, a thoroughly exhausted and disheveled Bert Smallways stood in front of Prince Karl Albert.
The proceedings were in German. The Prince was in his own cabin, the end room of the airship, a charming apartment furnished in wicker-work with a long window across its entire breadth, looking forward. He was sitting at a folding-table of green baize, with Von Winterfeld and two officers sitting beside him, and littered before them was a number of American maps and Mr. Butteridge's letters and his portfolio and a number of loose papers. Bert was not asked to sit down, and remained standing throughout the interview. Von Winterfeld told his story, and every now and then the words Ballon and Pooterage struck on Bert's ears. The Prince's face remained stern and ominous and the two officers watched it cautiously or glanced at Bert. There was something a little strange in their scrutiny of the Prince—a curiosity, an apprehension. Then presently he was struck by an idea, and they fell discussing the plans. The Prince asked Bert abruptly in English. “Did you ever see this thing go op?”
The meeting was conducted in German. The Prince was in his own cabin, the last room of the airship, a lovely space decorated with wicker furniture and featuring a long window that stretched across the entire front. He was sitting at a green baize folding table, flanked by Von Winterfeld and two officers, while a collection of American maps, Mr. Butteridge's letters, his portfolio, and several loose papers were scattered in front of them. Bert wasn't invited to sit down and stood throughout the meeting. Von Winterfeld told his story, and occasionally, the words Ballon and Pooterage caught Bert's attention. The Prince had a serious and foreboding expression, and the two officers watched him carefully or stole glances at Bert. There was something slightly unusual in how they observed the Prince—curiosity mixed with apprehension. Eventually, the Prince was struck by an idea, and they began discussing the plans. He abruptly asked Bert in English, “Have you ever seen this thing go up?”
Bert jumped. “Saw it from Bun 'Ill, your Royal Highness.”
Bert jumped. “I saw it from Bun 'Ill, your Royal Highness.”
Von Winterfeld made some explanation.
Von Winterfeld gave some details.
“How fast did it go?”
“How fast did it go?”
“Couldn't say, your Royal Highness. The papers, leastways the Daily Courier, said eighty miles an hour.”
"Can't say, Your Royal Highness. The papers, at least the Daily Courier, said eighty miles per hour."
They talked German over that for a time.
They spoke German about that for a while.
“Couldt it standt still? Op in the air? That is what I want to know.”
“Could it stand still? Up in the air? That’s what I want to know.”
“It could 'ovver, your Royal Highness, like a wasp,” said Bert.
“It could sting, your Royal Highness, like a wasp,” said Bert.
“Viel besser, nicht wahr?” said the Prince to Von Winterfeld, and then went on in German for a time.
“Much better, right?” said the Prince to Von Winterfeld, and then continued in German for a while.
Presently they came to an end, and the two officers looked at Bert. One rang a bell, and the portfolio was handed to an attendant, who took it away.
Currently, they finished up, and the two officers looked at Bert. One rang a bell, and an attendant took the portfolio away.
Then they reverted to the case of Bert, and it was evident the Prince was inclined to be hard with him. Von Winterfeld protested. Apparently theological considerations came in, for there were several mentions of “Gott!” Some conclusions emerged, and it was apparent that Von Winterfeld was instructed to convey them to Bert.
Then they went back to Bert's case, and it was clear that the Prince was leaning toward being tough on him. Von Winterfeld objected. It seemed that theological issues were involved, as there were several mentions of “God!” Some decisions were made, and it was obvious that Von Winterfeld was told to pass them on to Bert.
“Mr. Schmallvays, you haf obtained a footing in this airship,” he said, “by disgraceful and systematic lying.”
“Mr. Schmallvays, you have gained a position on this airship,” he said, “through shameful and deliberate lying.”
“'Ardly systematic,” said Bert. “I—”
“Hardly systematic,” said Bert. “I—”
The Prince silenced him by a gesture.
The Prince quieted him with a gesture.
“And it is within the power of his Highness to dispose of you as a spy.”
“And his Highness can deal with you as a spy.”
“'Ere!—I came to sell—”
“Hey!—I came to sell—”
“Ssh!” said one of the officers.
“Ssh!” said one of the officers.
“However, in consideration of the happy chance that mate you the instrument unter Gott of this Pooterage flying-machine reaching his Highness's hand, you haf been spared. Yes,—you were the pearer of goot tidings. You will be allowed to remain on this ship until it is convenient to dispose of you. Do you understandt?”
“However, considering the fortunate event that made you the means under God for this Pooterage flying-machine to reach his Highness, you have been spared. Yes, you were the bearer of good news. You will be allowed to stay on this ship until it is convenient to deal with you. Do you understand?”
“We will bring him,” said the Prince, and added terribly with a terrible glare, “als Ballast.”
“We will bring him,” said the Prince, adding with a fierce glare, “as Ballast.”
“You are to come with us,” said Winterfeld, “as pallast. Do you understandt?”
“You're coming with us,” said Winterfeld, “as a guest. Do you understand?”
Bert opened his mouth to ask about the five hundred pounds, and then a saving gleam of wisdom silenced him. He met Von Winterfeld's eye, and it seemed to him the secretary nodded slightly.
Bert opened his mouth to ask about the five hundred pounds, but then a flash of insight stopped him. He looked into Von Winterfeld's eyes, and it appeared the secretary nodded ever so slightly.
“Go!” said the Prince, with a sweep of the great arm and hand towards the door. Bert went out like a leaf before a gale.
“Go!” said the Prince, waving his arm and hand towards the door. Bert rushed out like a leaf in a storm.
9
9
But in between the time when the Graf von Winterfeld had talked to him and this alarming conference with the Prince, Bert had explored the Vaterland from end to end. He had found it interesting in spite of grave preoccupations. Kurt, like the greater number of the men upon the German air-fleet, had known hardly anything of aeronautics before his appointment to the new flagship. But he was extremely keen upon this wonderful new weapon Germany had assumed so suddenly and dramatically. He showed things to Bert with a boyish eagerness and appreciation. It was as if he showed them over again to himself, like a child showing a new toy. “Let's go all over the ship,” he said with zest. He pointed out particularly the lightness of everything, the use of exhausted aluminium tubing, of springy cushions inflated with compressed hydrogen; the partitions were hydrogen bags covered with light imitation leather, the very crockery was a light biscuit glazed in a vacuum, and weighed next to nothing. Where strength was needed there was the new Charlottenburg alloy, German steel as it was called, the toughest and most resistant metal in the world.
But between the time the Count von Winterfeld had spoken to him and this worrying meeting with the Prince, Bert had traveled the Fatherland from one end to the other. He found it fascinating despite serious concerns. Kurt, like most of the men in the German air fleet, knew very little about aviation before he got assigned to the new flagship. But he was genuinely excited about this amazing new tool Germany had adopted so suddenly and dramatically. He showed Bert things with a childlike enthusiasm and appreciation. It was as if he was rediscovering them for himself, like a kid showing off a new toy. “Let’s explore the entire ship,” he said eagerly. He particularly pointed out how lightweight everything was, the use of exhausted aluminum tubing, and springy cushions filled with compressed hydrogen; the walls were hydrogen bags covered with lightweight imitation leather, even the dishes were light biscuits glazed in a vacuum and weighed almost nothing. Where strength was essential, there was the new Charlottenburg alloy, referred to as German steel, the toughest and most durable metal in the world.
There was no lack of space. Space did not matter, so long as load did not grow. The habitable part of the ship was two hundred and fifty feet long, and the rooms in two tiers; above these one could go up into remarkable little white-metal turrets with big windows and airtight double doors that enabled one to inspect the vast cavity of the gas-chambers. This inside view impressed Bert very much. He had never realised before that an airship was not one simple continuous gas-bag containing nothing but gas. Now he saw far above him the backbone of the apparatus and its big ribs, “like the neural and haemal canals,” said Kurt, who had dabbled in biology.
There was plenty of space. Space didn't really matter as long as the load didn’t increase. The livable area of the ship was two hundred and fifty feet long, with rooms arranged in two levels; above those, you could climb into these amazing little white-metal turrets with large windows and airtight double doors that allowed you to look out at the vast cavity of the gas chambers. This inside view impressed Bert a lot. He had never realized before that an airship wasn’t just one continuous gas bag filled only with gas. Now he saw, high above him, the backbone of the system and its large ribs, “like the neural and haemal canals,” Kurt said, who had a bit of knowledge in biology.
“Rather!” said Bert appreciatively, though he had not the ghost of an idea what these phrases meant.
“Absolutely!” said Bert appreciatively, though he had no clue what these phrases meant.
Little electric lights could be switched on up there if anything went wrong in the night. There were even ladders across the space. “But you can't go into the gas,” protested Bert. “You can't breve it.”
Little electric lights could be turned on up there if anything went wrong during the night. There were even ladders across the space. “But you can't go into the gas,” Bert protested. “You can't breathe it.”
The lieutenant opened a cupboard door and displayed a diver's suit, only that it was made of oiled silk, and both its compressed-air knapsack and its helmet were of an alloy of aluminium and some light metal. “We can go all over the inside netting and stick up bullet holes or leaks,” he explained. “There's netting inside and out. The whole outer-case is rope ladder, so to speak.”
The lieutenant opened a cupboard and revealed a diver's suit, but it was made of oiled silk, and both its air tank and helmet were made from a mix of aluminum and some lightweight metal. “We can check the entire inner netting and patch up any bullet holes or leaks,” he explained. “There's netting both inside and outside. The whole outer casing is like a rope ladder, so to speak.”
Aft of the habitable part of the airship was the magazine of explosives, coming near the middle of its length. They were all bombs of various types mostly in glass—none of the German airships carried any guns at all except one small pom-pom (to use the old English nickname dating from the Boer war), which was forward in the gallery upon the shield at the heart of the eagle.
Behind the living area of the airship was the explosives storage, located near the middle of its length. It contained various types of bombs, mostly in glass—none of the German airships had any guns at all except for one small pom-pom (an old English nickname from the Boer War), which was positioned at the front in the gallery upon the shield at the center of the eagle.
From the magazine amidships a covered canvas gallery with aluminium treads on its floor and a hand-rope, ran back underneath the gas-chamber to the engine-room at the tail; but along this Bert did not go, and from first to last he never saw the engines. But he went up a ladder against a gale of ventilation—a ladder that was encased in a kind of gas-tight fire escape—and ran right athwart the great forward air-chamber to the little look-out gallery with a telephone, that gallery that bore the light pom-pom of German steel and its locker of shells. This gallery was all of aluminium magnesium alloy, the tight front of the air-ship swelled cliff-like above and below, and the black eagle sprawled overwhelmingly gigantic, its extremities all hidden by the bulge of the gas-bag. And far down, under the soaring eagles, was England, four thousand feet below perhaps, and looking very small and defenceless indeed in the morning sunlight.
From the magazine in the middle of the ship, a covered canvas gallery with aluminum treads on its floor and a hand-rope ran back underneath the gas chamber to the engine room at the tail; but Bert didn't go along this and never saw the engines from start to finish. Instead, he climbed up a ladder against a strong breeze of ventilation—a ladder that was surrounded by a gas-tight fire escape—and crossed right over the large forward air chamber to the small lookout gallery with a telephone, the one that had the light pom-pom of German steel and its locker of shells. This gallery was made entirely of aluminum magnesium alloy, the tight front of the airship rose up like a cliff above and below, and the black eagle loomed overwhelmingly large, its edges completely obscured by the bulge of the gas bag. And far below, under the soaring eagles, was England, about four thousand feet down, looking very small and defenseless in the morning sunlight.
The realisation that there was England gave Bert sudden and unexpected qualms of patriotic compunction. He was struck by a quite novel idea. After all, he might have torn up those plans and thrown them away. These people could not have done so very much to him. And even if they did, ought not an Englishman to die for his country? It was an idea that had hitherto been rather smothered up by the cares of a competitive civilisation. He became violently depressed. He ought, he perceived, to have seen it in that light before. Why hadn't he seen it in that light before?
The realization that England existed hit Bert with sudden and unexpected pangs of patriotic guilt. He was hit with a completely new idea. After all, he could have ripped up those plans and tossed them aside. These people couldn't have done that much to him. And even if they did, shouldn't an Englishman be willing to die for his country? It was a thought that had previously been buried under the pressures of a competitive society. He felt extremely down. He should have recognized it that way earlier. Why hadn’t he seen it that way before?
Indeed, wasn't he a sort of traitor?... He wondered how the aerial fleet must look from down there. Tremendous, no doubt, and dwarfing all the buildings.
Indeed, wasn't he kind of a traitor?... He wondered what the aerial fleet must look like from down there. Massive, no doubt, and overshadowing all the buildings.
He was passing between Manchester and Liverpool, Kurt told him; a gleaming band across the prospect was the Ship Canal, and a weltering ditch of shipping far away ahead, the Mersey estuary. Bert was a Southerner; he had never been north of the Midland counties, and the multitude of factories and chimneys—the latter for the most part obsolete and smokeless now, superseded by huge electric generating stations that consumed their own reek—old railway viaducts, mono-rail net-works and goods yards, and the vast areas of dingy homes and narrow streets, spreading aimlessly, struck him as though Camberwell and Rotherhithe had run to seed. Here and there, as if caught in a net, were fields and agricultural fragments. It was a sprawl of undistinguished population. There were, no doubt, museums and town halls and even cathedrals of a sort to mark theoretical centres of municipal and religious organisation in this confusion; but Bert could not see them, they did not stand out at all in that wide disorderly vision of congested workers' houses and places to work, and shops and meanly conceived chapels and churches. And across this landscape of an industrial civilisation swept the shadows of the German airships like a hurrying shoal of fishes....
He was traveling between Manchester and Liverpool, Kurt told him; a shining strip across the view was the Ship Canal, and a tangled mess of shipping far ahead was the Mersey estuary. Bert was from the South; he had never been north of the Midlands, and the countless factories and chimneys—the latter mostly outdated and smoke-free now, replaced by large electric generating plants that consumed their own fumes—old railway viaducts, mono-rail networks and freight yards, and the vast stretches of shabby homes and narrow streets, spreading aimlessly, struck him as if Camberwell and Rotherhithe had gone to waste. Here and there, as if trapped in a net, were fields and bits of farmland. It was a sprawling area of indistinct population. There were probably museums and town halls and even some sort of cathedrals to indicate supposed centers of municipal and religious organization in this chaos; but Bert couldn’t see them, they didn’t stand out at all in that wide, disordered view of packed workers' houses and places to work, along with shops and poorly designed chapels and churches. And across this landscape of industrial civilization, the shadows of German airships swept by like a hurried school of fish....
Kurt and he fell talking of aerial tactics, and presently went down to the undergallery in order that Bert might see the Drachenflieger that the airships of the right wing had picked up overnight and were towing behind them; each airship towing three or four. They looked, like big box-kites of an exaggerated form, soaring at the ends of invisible cords. They had long, square heads and flattened tails, with lateral propellers.
Kurt and he started talking about aerial tactics and soon headed down to the undergallery so Bert could check out the Drachenflieger that the airships from the right wing had gathered overnight and were towing behind them; each airship pulling three or four. They resembled oversized box-kites, flying at the ends of invisible strings. They had long, square heads and flat tails, with side propellers.
“Much skill is required for those!—much skill!”
“Those require a lot of skill!—a lot of skill!”
“Rather!”
“Absolutely!”
Pause.
Pause.
“Your machine is different from that, Mr. Butteridge?”
“Is your machine different from that, Mr. Butteridge?”
“Quite different,” said Bert. “More like an insect, and less like a bird. And it buzzes, and don't drive about so. What can those things do?”
“Very different,” said Bert. “More like an insect and less like a bird. It buzzes and doesn't fly around as much. What can those things do?”
Kurt was not very clear upon that himself, and was still explaining when Bert was called to the conference we have recorded with the Prince.
Kurt wasn't very clear about that himself, and was still explaining when Bert was called to the conference we've recorded with the Prince.
And after that was over, the last traces of Butteridge fell from Bert like a garment, and he became Smallways to all on board. The soldiers ceased to salute him, and the officers ceased to seem aware of his existence, except Lieutenant Kurt. He was turned out of his nice cabin, and packed in with his belongings to share that of Lieutenant Kurt, whose luck it was to be junior, and the bird-headed officer, still swearing slightly, and carrying strops and aluminium boot-trees and weightless hair-brushes and hand-mirrors and pomade in his hands, resumed possession. Bert was put in with Kurt because there was nowhere else for him to lay his bandaged head in that close-packed vessel. He was to mess, he was told, with the men.
And after that was over, the last traces of Butteridge fell away from Bert like an old coat, and he became Smallways to everyone on board. The soldiers stopped saluting him, and the officers acted like he didn’t exist, except for Lieutenant Kurt. He was kicked out of his nice cabin and packed in with his stuff to share with Lieutenant Kurt, who happened to be junior, along with the bird-headed officer, who was still swearing a bit and carrying strops, aluminum boot trees, weightless hair brushes, hand mirrors, and pomade in his hands. Bert was put in with Kurt because there was no other place for him to lay his bandaged head in that cramped vessel. He was told he would have to eat with the men.
Kurt came and stood with his legs wide apart and surveyed, him for a moment as he sat despondent in his new quarters.
Kurt came and stood with his legs apart, looking him over for a moment as he sat feeling down in his new place.
“What's your real name, then?” said Kurt, who was only imperfectly informed of the new state of affairs.
“What's your real name, then?” asked Kurt, who was only partially aware of the new situation.
“Smallways.”
"Small ways."
“I thought you were a bit of a fraud—even when I thought you were Butteridge. You're jolly lucky the Prince took it calmly. He's a pretty tidy blazer when he's roused. He wouldn't stick a moment at pitching a chap of your sort overboard if he thought fit. No!... They've shoved you on to me, but it's my cabin, you know.”
“I thought you were kind of a fake—even when I thought you were Butteridge. You're really lucky the Prince took it easy. He can get pretty aggressive when he's riled up. He wouldn't hesitate to throw someone like you overboard if he felt like it. No!... They’ve put you in my space, but this is my cabin, you know.”
“I won't forget,” said Bert.
“I won't forget,” Bert said.
Kurt left him, and when he came to look about him the first thing he saw pasted on the padded wall was a reproduction, of the great picture by Siegfried Schmalz of the War God, that terrible, trampling figure with the viking helmet and the scarlet cloak, wading through destruction, sword in hand, which had so strong a resemblance to Karl Albert, the prince it was painted to please.
Kurt walked away from him, and when he started to look around, the first thing he noticed on the padded wall was a reproduction of the famous painting by Siegfried Schmalz of the War God. That daunting, crushing figure with the Viking helmet and the red cloak was wading through chaos, sword in hand, and it looked so much like Karl Albert, the prince it was created to impress.
CHAPTER V. THE BATTLE OF THE NORTH ATLANTIC
1
The Prince Karl Albert had made a profound impression upon Bert. He was quite the most terrifying person Bert had ever encountered. He filled the Smallways soul with passionate dread and antipathy. For a long time Bert sat alone in Kurt's cabin, doing nothing and not venturing even to open the door lest he should be by that much nearer that appalling presence.
The Prince Karl Albert had a deep impact on Bert. He was definitely the most frightening person Bert had ever met. He filled the Smallways soul with intense fear and dislike. For a long time, Bert sat by himself in Kurt's cabin, doing nothing and not even daring to open the door, afraid of being even slightly closer to that terrifying figure.
So it came about that he was probably the last person on board to hear the news that wireless telegraphy was bringing to the airship in throbs and fragments of a great naval battle in progress in mid-Atlantic.
So it happened that he was likely the last person on board to hear the news that wireless telegraphy was transmitting bits and pieces of a massive naval battle taking place in the mid-Atlantic.
He learnt it at last from Kurt.
He finally learned it from Kurt.
Kurt came in with a general air of ignoring Bert, but muttering to himself in English nevertheless. “Stupendous!” Bert heard him say. “Here!” he said, “get off this locker.” And he proceeded to rout out two books and a case of maps. He spread them on the folding-table, and stood regarding them. For a time his Germanic discipline struggled with his English informality and his natural kindliness and talkativeness, and at last lost.
Kurt walked in, acting like he was ignoring Bert but still murmuring to himself in English. “Amazing!” Bert heard him say. “Hey!” he said, “get off this locker.” Then he started pulling out two books and a case of maps. He laid them out on the folding table and looked at them. For a while, his German-like discipline battled with his casual English vibe and his friendly, chatty nature, but in the end, it lost.
“They're at it, Smallways,” he said.
“They're at it, Smallways,” he said.
“At what, sir?” said Bert, broken and respectful.
“At what, sir?” Bert asked, feeling both defeated and respectful.
“Fighting! The American North Atlantic squadron and pretty nearly the whole of our fleet. Our Eiserne Kreuz has had a gruelling and is sinking, and their Miles Standish—she's one of their biggest—has sunk with all hands. Torpedoes, I suppose. She was a bigger ship than the Karl der Grosse, but five or six years older. Gods! I wish we could see it, Smallways; a square fight in blue water, guns or nothing, and all of 'em steaming ahead!”
“Fighting! The American North Atlantic squadron and almost our entire fleet. Our Iron Cross has had a tough time and is sinking, and their Miles Standish—one of their largest ships—has gone down with everyone on board. Probably torpedoes. It was a bigger ship than the Karl der Grosse, but five or six years older. God! I wish we could see it, Smallways; a fair fight in open water, guns blazing and everyone racing ahead!”
He spread his maps, he had to talk, and so he delivered a lecture on the naval situation to Bert.
He spread out his maps, needed to talk, and ended up giving a lecture on the naval situation to Bert.
“Here it is,” he said, “latitude 30 degrees 50 minutes N. longitude 30 degrees 50 minutes W. It's a good day off us, anyhow, and they're all going south-west by south at full pelt as hard as they can go. We shan't see a bit of it, worse luck! Not a sniff we shan't get!”
“Here it is,” he said, “latitude 30 degrees 50 minutes N, longitude 30 degrees 50 minutes W. It's a good day for us, anyway, and they’re all heading southwest by south at full speed, doing their best. We won’t see any of it, unfortunately! Not a hint we won’t get!”
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The naval situation in the North Atlantic at that time was a peculiar one. The United States was by far the stronger of the two powers upon the sea, but the bulk of the American fleet was still in the Pacific. It was in the direction of Asia that war had been most feared, for the situation between Asiatic and white had become unusually violent and dangerous, and the Japanese government had shown itself quite unprecedentedly difficult. The German attack therefore found half the American strength at Manila, and what was called the Second Fleet strung out across the Pacific in wireless contact between the Asiatic station and San Francisco. The North Atlantic squadron was the sole American force on her eastern shore, it was returning from a friendly visit to France and Spain, and was pumping oil-fuel from tenders in mid-Atlantic—for most of its ships were steamships—when the international situation became acute. It was made up of four battleships and five armoured cruisers ranking almost with battleships, not one of which was of a later date than 1913. The Americans had indeed grown so accustomed to the idea that Great Britain could be trusted to keep the peace of the Atlantic that a naval attack on the eastern seaboard found them unprepared even in their imaginations. But long before the declaration of war—indeed, on Whit Monday—the whole German fleet of eighteen battleships, with a flotilla of fuel tenders and converted liners containing stores to be used in support of the air-fleet, had passed through the straits of Dover and headed boldly for New York. Not only did these German battleships outnumber the Americans two to one, but they were more heavily armed and more modern in construction—seven of them having high explosive engines built of Charlottenburg steel, and all carrying Charlottenburg steel guns.
The naval situation in the North Atlantic at that time was quite unusual. The United States was definitely the stronger of the two powers at sea, but most of the American fleet was still in the Pacific. The greatest concern about war was with Asia, as tensions between Asian nations and white countries had become excessively violent and dangerous, and the Japanese government was incredibly difficult. As a result, the German attack found half of the American strength at Manila, while what was known as the Second Fleet was spread out across the Pacific, maintaining wireless communication between the Asiatic station and San Francisco. The North Atlantic squadron was the only American force on the eastern shore; it was returning from a friendly visit to France and Spain, refueling from tenders in mid-Atlantic—since most of its ships were steam-powered—when the international situation escalated. It was made up of four battleships and five armored cruisers that were almost as powerful as battleships, none of which were newer than 1913. The Americans had become so accustomed to the idea that Great Britain could be trusted to maintain peace in the Atlantic that a naval attack on the eastern seaboard caught them unprepared, even in their minds. But long before the declaration of war—in fact, on Whit Monday—the entire German fleet of eighteen battleships, along with a flotilla of fuel tenders and converted liners carrying supplies for the air fleet, had passed through the straits of Dover and headed straight for New York. These German battleships not only outnumbered the Americans two to one, but they were also better armed and more modern—seven of them featured high-explosive engines made of Charlottenburg steel, and all were equipped with Charlottenburg steel guns.
The fleets came into contact on Wednesday before any actual declaration of war. The Americans had strung out in the modern fashion at distances of thirty miles or so, and were steaming to keep themselves between the Germans and either the eastern states or Panama; because, vital as it was to defend the seaboard cities and particularly New York, it was still more vital to save the canal from any attack that might prevent the return of the main fleet from the Pacific. No doubt, said Kurt, this was now making records across that ocean, “unless the Japanese have had the same idea as the Germans.” It was obviously beyond human possibility that the American North Atlantic fleet could hope to meet and defeat the German; but, on the other hand, with luck it might fight a delaying action and inflict such damage as to greatly weaken the attack upon the coast defences. Its duty, indeed, was not victory but devotion, the severest task in the world. Meanwhile the submarine defences of New York, Panama, and the other more vital points could be put in some sort of order.
The fleets came into contact on Wednesday before any actual declaration of war. The Americans were strategically spaced out, around thirty miles apart, and were moving to position themselves between the Germans and either the eastern states or Panama. Defending the coastal cities, especially New York, was important, but protecting the canal from any attack that could block the return of the main fleet from the Pacific was even more crucial. No doubt, Kurt said, this was now making records across that ocean, “unless the Japanese have had the same idea as the Germans.” It was clearly impossible for the American North Atlantic fleet to expect to meet and defeat the Germans; however, with some luck, it might be able to delay the attack and cause enough damage to significantly weaken the assault on the coastal defenses. Its mission was not about achieving victory, but rather about commitment—the hardest task of all. In the meantime, the submarine defenses of New York, Panama, and other key locations could be organized.
This was the naval situation, and until Wednesday in Whit week it was the only situation the American people had realised. It was then they heard for the first time of the real scale of the Dornhof aeronautic park and the possibility of an attack coming upon them not only by sea, but by the air. But it is curious that so discredited were the newspapers of that period that a large majority of New Yorkers, for example, did not believe the most copious and circumstantial accounts of the German air-fleet until it was actually in sight of New York.
This was the naval situation, and until Wednesday of Whit week, it was the only situation the American people were aware of. It was then that they heard for the first time about the actual size of the Dornhof aeronautic park and the possibility of an attack coming at them not only by sea but also by air. However, it’s interesting to note that the newspapers of that time were so discredited that a large majority of New Yorkers, for instance, didn’t believe the most detailed and elaborate reports about the German air fleet until it was literally in sight of New York.
Kurt's talk was half soliloquy. He stood with a map on Mercator's projection before him, swaying to the swinging of the ship and talking of guns and tonnage, of ships and their build and powers and speed, of strategic points, and bases of operation. A certain shyness that reduced him to the status of a listener at the officers' table no longer silenced him.
Kurt's speech felt like a one-man show. He stood with a map on Mercator's projection in front of him, swaying with the movement of the ship as he talked about guns and tonnage, ships and their construction, capabilities, and speed, as well as strategic locations and bases of operation. The shyness that once made him feel like just a listener at the officers' table no longer held him back.
Bert stood by, saying very little, but watching Kurt's finger on the map. “They've been saying things like this in the papers for a long time,” he remarked. “Fancy it coming real!”
Bert stood by, saying very little, but watching Kurt's finger on the map. “They've been talking about stuff like this in the papers for a long time,” he said. “Can you believe it’s actually happening!”
Kurt had a detailed knowledge of the Miles Standish. “She used to be a crack ship for gunnery—held the record. I wonder if we beat her shooting, or how? I wish I was in it. I wonder which of our ships beat her. Maybe she got a shell in her engines. It's a running fight! I wonder what the Barbarossa is doing,” he went on, “She's my old ship. Not a first-rater, but good stuff. I bet she's got a shot or two home by now if old Schneider's up to form. Just think of it! There they are whacking away at each other, great guns going, shells exploding, magazines bursting, ironwork flying about like straw in a gale, all we've been dreaming of for years! I suppose we shall fly right away to New York—just as though it wasn't anything at all. I suppose we shall reckon we aren't wanted down there. It's no more than a covering fight on our side. All those tenders and store-ships of ours are going on southwest by west to New York to make a floating depot for us. See?” He dabbed his forefinger on the map. “Here we are. Our train of stores goes there, our battleships elbow the Americans out of our way there.”
Kurt had a thorough understanding of the Miles Standish. “She used to be an excellent ship for gunnery—held the record. I wonder if we beat her shooting, or how? I wish I was part of it. I wonder which of our ships took her down. Maybe she took a hit in her engines. It's a running fight! I wonder what the Barbarossa is up to,” he continued, “She's my old ship. Not top-notch, but solid. I bet she’s managed to score a hit or two by now if old Schneider is performing well. Just think about it! There they are going at each other, big guns firing, shells exploding, magazines blowing up, iron debris flying around like straw in a storm, everything we’ve been dreaming about for years! I guess we’ll head straight to New York—like it’s no big deal. I guess we’ll figure we’re not needed down there. It’s just a minor fight on our side. All those tenders and supply ships of ours are heading southwest by west to New York to set up a floating depot for us. See?” He pointed at the map with his finger. “Here we are. Our supply line goes there, our battleships push the Americans out of the way there.”
When Bert went down to the men's mess-room to get his evening ration, hardly any one took notice of him except just to point him out for an instant. Every one was talking of the battle, suggesting, contradicting—at times, until the petty officers hushed them, it rose to a great uproar. There was a new bulletin, but what it said he did not gather except that it concerned the Barbarossa. Some of the men stared at him, and he heard the name of “Booteraidge” several times; but no one molested him, and there was no difficulty about his soup and bread when his turn at the end of the queue came. He had feared there might be no ration for him, and if so he did not know what he would have done.
When Bert went down to the men's mess hall to get his evening meal, hardly anyone noticed him except for a brief pointing in his direction. Everyone was talking about the battle, debating and contradicting each other—at times, it got so loud that the petty officers had to quiet them down. There was a new bulletin, but he couldn't make out much except that it was about the Barbarossa. Some of the men looked at him, and he heard the name "Booteraidge" mentioned several times, but no one bothered him, and getting his soup and bread at the end of the line went smoothly. He had worried there might not be a meal for him, and he wasn't sure what he would have done if that was the case.
Afterwards he ventured out upon the little hanging gallery with the solitary sentinel. The weather was still fine, but the wind was rising and the rolling swing of the airship increasing. He clutched the rail tightly and felt rather giddy. They were now out of sight of land, and over blue water rising and falling in great masses. A dingy old brigantine under the British flag rose and plunged amid the broad blue waves—the only ship in sight.
Afterward, he stepped out onto the small hanging gallery with the lone guard. The weather was still nice, but the wind was picking up, and the airship's sway was getting stronger. He held onto the railing tightly and felt a bit dizzy. They were now out of sight of land, floating over deep blue water that was rising and falling in large swells. A shabby old brigantine under the British flag rose and fell among the wide blue waves—the only ship in sight.
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In the evening it began to blow and the air-ship to roll like a porpoise as it swung through the air. Kurt said that several of the men were sea-sick, but the motion did not inconvenience Bert, whose luck it was to be of that mysterious gastric disposition which constitutes a good sailor. He slept well, but in the small hours the light awoke him, and he found Kurt staggering about in search of something. He found it at last in the locker, and held it in his hand unsteadily—a compass. Then he compared his map.
In the evening, the wind picked up and the airship began to sway like a porpoise as it moved through the sky. Kurt mentioned that several of the crew were feeling seasick, but the motion wasn’t a problem for Bert, who happened to have that mysterious stomach condition that makes for a good sailor. He slept soundly, but in the early hours, the light woke him up, and he saw Kurt stumbling around looking for something. Eventually, he found it in the locker and held it unsteadily in his hand—a compass. Then he checked his map.
“We've changed our direction,” he said, “and come into the wind. I can't make it out. We've turned away from New York to the south. Almost as if we were going to take a hand—”
“We've changed our direction,” he said, “and are facing the wind. I can't make sense of it. We've turned away from New York and head south. It’s almost like we're about to take a hand—”
He continued talking to himself for some time.
He kept talking to himself for a while.
Day came, wet and windy. The window was bedewed externally, and they could see nothing through it. It was also very cold, and Bert decided to keep rolled up in his blankets on the locker until the bugle summoned him to his morning ration. That consumed, he went out on the little gallery; but he could see nothing but eddying clouds driving headlong by, and the dim outlines of the nearer airships. Only at rare intervals could he get a glimpse of grey sea through the pouring cloud-drift.
Day broke, wet and windy. The window was covered in moisture, and they could see nothing through it. It was also really cold, and Bert decided to stay bundled up in his blankets on the locker until the bugle called him for his morning ration. After eating, he stepped out onto the small gallery; but all he could see were swirling clouds rushing past, along with the faint shapes of the nearby airships. Only occasionally could he catch a glimpse of the gray sea through the heavy cloud cover.
Later in the morning the Vaterland changed altitude, and soared up suddenly in a high, clear sky, going, Kurt said, to a height of nearly thirteen thousand feet.
Later in the morning, the Vaterland climbed higher and suddenly soared into a clear blue sky, reaching, as Kurt said, an altitude of nearly thirteen thousand feet.
Bert was in his cabin, and chanced to see the dew vanish from the window and caught the gleam of sunlight outside. He looked out, and saw once more that sunlit cloud floor he had seen first from the balloon, and the ships of the German air-fleet rising one by one from the white, as fish might rise and become visible from deep water. He stared for a moment and then ran out to the little gallery to see this wonder better. Below was cloudland and storm, a great drift of tumbled weather going hard away to the north-east, and the air about him was clear and cold and serene save for the faintest chill breeze and a rare, drifting snow-flake. Throb, throb, throb, throb, went the engines in the stillness. That huge herd of airships rising one after another had an effect of strange, portentous monsters breaking into an altogether unfamiliar world.
Bert was in his cabin when he noticed the dew disappear from the window and saw the sunlight shining outside. He looked out and once again saw the sunlit cloud layer he had first spotted from the balloon, with the German air fleet’s ships rising one by one from the white clouds, like fish surfacing from deep water. He stared for a moment, then dashed out to the small balcony to get a better view of this wonder. Below him was a cloudland and storm, a massive mass of chaotic weather moving swiftly to the northeast, and the air around him was clear, cold, and calm, except for a slight chilly breeze and an occasional drifting snowflake. Throb, throb, throb, throb went the engines in the stillness. That huge fleet of airships rising one after another felt like strange, ominous creatures breaking into an entirely unfamiliar world.
Either there was no news of the naval battle that morning, or the Prince kept to himself whatever came until past midday. Then the bulletins came with a rush, bulletins that made the lieutenant wild with excitement.
Either there was no news about the naval battle that morning, or the Prince kept everything to himself until after midday. Then the bulletins arrived all at once, bulletins that made the lieutenant ecstatic with excitement.
“Barbarossa disabled and sinking,” he cried. “Gott im Himmel! Der alte Barbarossa! Aber welch ein braver krieger!”
“Barbarossa is disabled and sinking,” he shouted. “God in heaven! The old Barbarossa! But what a brave warrior!”
He walked about the swinging cabin, and for a time he was wholly German.
He walked around the rocking cabin, and for a while, he was completely German.
Then he became English again. “Think of it, Smallways! The old ship we kept so clean and tidy! All smashed about, and the iron flying about in fragments, and the chaps one knew—Gott!—flying about too! Scalding water squirting, fire, and the smash, smash of the guns! They smash when you're near! Like everything bursting to pieces! Wool won't stop it—nothing! And me up here—so near and so far! Der alte Barbarossa!”
Then he became English again. “Just think about it, Smallways! The old ship we kept so clean and tidy! All wrecked, with metal flying around in pieces, and the guys we knew—God!—flying around too! Scalding water spraying, fire, and the bang, bang of the guns! They go off when you’re close! Like everything is exploding! Wool won’t stop it—nothing will! And here I am—so close and yet so far! The old Barbarossa!”
“Any other ships?” asked Smallways, presently.
“Any other ships?” Smallways asked after a moment.
“Gott! Yes! We've lost the Karl der Grosse, our best and biggest. Run down in the night by a British liner that blundered into the fighting in trying to blunder out. They're fighting in a gale. The liner's afloat with her nose broken, sagging about! There never was such a battle!—never before! Good ships and good men on both sides,—and a storm and the night and the dawn and all in the open ocean full steam ahead! No stabbing! No submarines! Guns and shooting! Half our ships we don't hear of any more, because their masts are shot away. Latitude, 30 degrees 40 minutes N.—longitude, 40 degrees 30 minutes W.—where's that?”
“God! Yes! We've lost the Karl der Grosse, our best and biggest ship. It was run down in the night by a British liner that accidentally got caught up in the fighting while trying to get away. They're battling through a storm. The liner is still floating with its nose broken, sagging badly! There’s never been a fight like this!—never before! Good ships and good men on both sides, battling against a storm and the darkness of night, with the dawn approaching—all in the open ocean, going full speed ahead! No stabbing! No submarines! Just guns and shooting! Half of our ships we don't even hear about anymore because their masts have been blown off. Latitude, 30 degrees 40 minutes N.—longitude, 40 degrees 30 minutes W.—where is that?”
He routed out his map again, and stared at it with eyes that did not see.
He pulled out his map again and stared at it with eyes that didn’t focus.
“Der alte Barbarossa! I can't get it out of my head—with shells in her engine-room, and the fires flying out of her furnaces, and the stokers and engineers scalded and dead. Men I've messed with, Smallways—men I've talked to close! And they've had their day at last! And it wasn't all luck for them!
“Old Barbarossa! I can't stop thinking about it—with shells in her engine room, and flames shooting out of her furnaces, and the stokers and engineers scalded and dead. Men I've been around, Smallways—men I've spoken to face to face! And they've finally met their fate! And it wasn't all just luck for them!
“Disabled and sinking! I suppose everybody can't have all the luck in a battle. Poor old Schneider! I bet he gave 'em something back!”
“Disabled and going under! I guess not everyone can have all the luck in a fight. Poor old Schneider! I bet he gave them a run for their money!”
So it was the news of the battle came filtering through to them all that morning. The Americans had lost a second ship, name unknown; the Hermann had been damaged in covering the Barbarossa.... Kurt fretted like an imprisoned animal about the airship, now going up to the forward gallery under the eagle, now down into the swinging gallery, now poring over his maps. He infected Smallways with a sense of the immediacy of this battle that was going on just over the curve of the earth. But when Bert went down to the gallery the world was empty and still, a clear inky-blue sky above and a rippled veil of still, thin sunlit cirrus below, through which one saw a racing drift of rain-cloud, and never a glimpse of sea. Throb, throb, throb, throb, went the engines, and the long, undulating wedge of airships hurried after the flagship like a flight of swans after their leader. Save for the quiver of the engines it was as noiseless as a dream. And down there, somewhere in the wind and rain, guns roared, shells crashed home, and, after the old manner of warfare, men toiled and died.
So the news of the battle filtered through to them all that morning. The Americans had lost a second ship, name unknown; the Hermann had been damaged while covering the Barbarossa.... Kurt was restless like a trapped animal about the airship, now going up to the forward gallery under the eagle, now down into the swinging gallery, now pouring over his maps. He passed his anxiety onto Smallways, making him feel the urgency of the battle happening just over the curve of the earth. But when Bert went down to the gallery, the world was empty and still, with a clear inky-blue sky above and a rippled veil of quiet, thin sunlit cirrus below, through which one could see a fast-moving drift of rain clouds, with no sight of sea. Throb, throb, throb, throb went the engines, and the long, undulating line of airships followed the flagship like a group of swans trailing after their leader. Aside from the pulsing of the engines, it was as silent as a dream. And down there, somewhere in the wind and rain, guns roared, shells crashed, and, following the old ways of war, men struggled and died.
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As the afternoon wore on the lower weather abated, and the sea became intermittently visible again. The air-fleet dropped slowly to the middle air, and towards sunset they had a glimpse of the disabled Barbarossa far away to the east. Smallways heard men hurrying along the passage, and was drawn out to the gallery, where he found nearly a dozen officers collected and scrutinising the helpless ruins of the battleship through field-glasses. Two other vessels stood by her, one an exhausted petrol tank, very high out of the water, and the other a converted liner. Kurt was at the end of the gallery, a little apart from the others.
As the afternoon continued, the bad weather calmed down, and the sea slowly became visible again. The airships dropped down to mid-altitude, and near sunset, they caught a glimpse of the damaged Barbarossa far off to the east. Smallways heard men rushing along the corridor and was drawn out to the gallery, where he found nearly a dozen officers gathered, examining the wreckage of the battleship through binoculars. Two other vessels were nearby, one an exhausted fuel tank, very high above the water, and the other a converted liner. Kurt stood at the end of the gallery, a little apart from the others.
“Gott!” he said at last, lowering his binocular, “it is like seeing an old friend with his nose cut off—waiting to be finished. Der Barbarossa!”
“God!” he said finally, lowering his binoculars, “it’s like seeing an old friend with his nose cut off—waiting to be completed. The Barbarossa!”
With a sudden impulse he handed his glass to Bert, who had peered beneath his hands, ignored by every one, seeing the three ships merely as three brown-black lines upon the sea.
With a sudden urge, he passed his glass to Bert, who had looked underneath his hands, overlooked by everyone, seeing the three ships only as three brown-black lines on the sea.
Never had Bert seen the like of that magnified slightly hazy image before. It was not simply a battered ironclad that wallowed helpless, it was a mangled ironclad. It seemed wonderful she still floated. Her powerful engines had been her ruin. In the long chase of the night she had got out of line with her consorts, and nipped in between the Susquehanna and the Kansas City. They discovered her proximity, dropped back until she was nearly broadside on to the former battleship, and signalled up the Theodore Roosevelt and the little Monitor. As dawn broke she had found herself hostess of a circle. The fight had not lasted five minutes before the appearance of the Hermann to the east, and immediately after of the Furst Bismarck in the west, forced the Americans to leave her, but in that time they had smashed her iron to rags. They had vented the accumulated tensions of their hard day's retreat upon her. As Bert saw her, she seemed a mere metal-worker's fantasy of frozen metal writhings. He could not tell part from part of her, except by its position.
Bert had never seen an image quite like that slightly hazy one before. It wasn’t just a beaten-up ironclad struggling helplessly; it was a wrecked ironclad. It was astonishing that she was still afloat. Her powerful engines had led to her demise. During the long chase of the night, she fell out of formation with her companions and got caught between the Susquehanna and the Kansas City. They noticed her proximity, fell back until she was almost side-on to the former battleship, and signaled for the Theodore Roosevelt and the little Monitor to join. As dawn broke, she found herself surrounded. The fight lasted less than five minutes before the appearance of the Hermann to the east, and soon after the Furst Bismarck in the west, forced the Americans to abandon her, but during that time they had torn her iron to shreds. They released the built-up frustrations of their difficult day's retreat on her. To Bert, she looked like a metal worker's dream of twisted metal. He couldn’t distinguish one part from another, except by their positions.
“Gott!” murmured Kurt, taking the glasses Bert restored to him—“Gott! Da waren Albrecht—der gute Albrecht und der alte Zimmermann—und von Rosen!”
“God!” murmured Kurt, taking the glasses Bert handed back to him—“God! There were Albrecht—the good Albrecht and the old carpenter—and von Rosen!”
Long after the Barbarosa had been swallowed up in the twilight and distance he remained on the gallery peering through his glasses, and when he came back to his cabin he was unusually silent and thoughtful.
Long after the Barbarosa had disappeared into the twilight and distance, he stayed on the balcony, looking through his glasses. When he returned to his cabin, he was unusually quiet and pensive.
“This is a rough game, Smallways,” he said at last—“this war is a rough game. Somehow one sees it different after a thing like that. Many men there were worked to make that Barbarossa, and there were men in it—one does not meet the like of them every day. Albrecht—there was a man named Albrecht—played the zither and improvised; I keep on wondering what has happened to him. He and I—we were very close friends, after the German fashion.”
“This is a tough game, Smallways,” he finally said—“this war is a tough game. You start to see it differently after something like that. Many men were involved in creating that Barbarossa, and there were men in it—people like that are rare. Albrecht—there was a guy named Albrecht—played the zither and made up tunes; I keep wondering what happened to him. He and I—we were really good friends, in the German way.”
Smallways woke the next night to discover the cabin in darkness, a draught blowing through it, and Kurt talking to himself in German. He could see him dimly by the window, which he had unscrewed and opened, peering down. That cold, clear, attenuated light which is not so much light as a going of darkness, which casts inky shadows and so often heralds the dawn in the high air, was on his face.
Smallways woke the next night to find the cabin in darkness, a draft blowing through, and Kurt talking to himself in German. He could see him faintly by the window, which he had unscrewed and opened, peering down. That cold, clear, thin light that isn't really light but more like the fading of darkness, casting deep shadows and often announcing the dawn in the high air, was on his face.
“What's the row?” said Bert.
“What's the issue?” said Bert.
“Shut up!” said the lieutenant. “Can't you hear?”
“Shut up!” the lieutenant said. “Can’t you hear?”
Into the stillness came the repeated heavy thud of guns, one, two, a pause, then three in quick succession.
Into the quiet came the repeated heavy thud of guns, one, two, a pause, then three in quick succession.
“Gaw!” said Bert—“guns!” and was instantly at the lieutenant's side. The airship was still very high and the sea below was masked by a thin veil of clouds. The wind had fallen, and Bert, following Kurt's pointing finger, saw dimly through the colourless veil first a red glow, then a quick red flash, and then at a little distance from it another. They were, it seemed for a while, silent flashes, and seconds after, when one had ceased to expect them, came the belated thuds—thud, thud. Kurt spoke in German, very quickly.
“Wow!” said Bert—“guns!” and was immediately at the lieutenant's side. The airship was still very high, and the sea below was hidden by a thin layer of clouds. The wind had died down, and Bert, following Kurt's pointing finger, saw faintly through the colorless veil, first a red glow, then a quick red flash, and then, a little distance from it, another. They seemed, for a while, to be silent flashes, and seconds later, when one had stopped expecting them, came the delayed thuds—thud, thud. Kurt spoke in German, very quickly.
A bugle call rang through the airship.
A bugle sounded across the airship.
Kurt sprang to his feet, saying something in an excited tone, still using German, and went to the door.
Kurt jumped to his feet, speaking in an excited tone, still in German, and went to the door.
“I say! What's up?” cried Bert. “What's that?”
“I say! What's happening?” shouted Bert. “What’s that?”
The lieutenant stopped for an instant in the doorway, dark against the light passage. “You stay where you are, Smallways. You keep there and do nothing. We're going into action,” he explained, and vanished.
The lieutenant paused for a moment in the doorway, a shadow against the bright hallway. “You just stay put, Smallways. Stay there and don’t move. We’re about to go into action,” he said, then disappeared.
Bert's heart began to beat rapidly. He felt himself poised over the fighting vessels far below. In a moment, were they to drop like a hawk striking a bird? “Gaw!” he whispered at last, in awestricken tones.
Bert's heart started racing. He felt himself hovering over the fighting ships below. Any moment now, would they drop like a hawk diving for its prey? “Wow!” he finally whispered, his voice filled with awe.
Thud!... thud! He discovered far away a second ruddy flare flashing guns back at the first. He perceived some difference on the Vaterland for which he could not account, and then he realised that the engines had slowed to an almost inaudible beat. He stuck his head out of the window—it was a tight fit—and saw in the bleak air the other airships slowed down to a scarcely perceptible motion.
Thud!... thud! He noticed a second reddish flare lighting up in the distance, firing back at the first. He sensed something was off about the Vaterland, but he couldn't figure out why, and then he realized that the engines had slowed to a nearly silent thrum. He leaned out of the window—it was a snug fit—and saw that the other airships had also slowed down to barely noticeable movements in the dreary air.
A second bugle sounded, was taken up faintly from ship to ship. Out went the lights; the fleet became dim, dark bulks against an intense blue sky that still retained an occasional star. For a long time they hung, for an interminable time it seemed to him, and then began the sound of air being pumped into the balloonette, and slowly, slowly the Vaterland sank down towards the clouds.
A second bugle sounded, and the signal was picked up softly from ship to ship. The lights went out; the fleet turned into dark shapes against a deep blue sky that still held a few stars. They lingered there for what felt like an eternity, and then the sound of air being pumped into the balloonette began, and slowly, slowly, the Vaterland descended toward the clouds.
He craned his neck, but he could not see if the rest of the fleet was following them; the overhang of the gas-chambers intervened. There was something that stirred his imagination deeply in that stealthy, noiseless descent. The obscurity deepened for a time, the last fading star on the horizon vanished, and he felt the cold presence of cloud. Then suddenly the glow beneath assumed distinct outlines, became flames, and the Vaterland ceased to descend and hung observant, and it would seem unobserved, just beneath a drifting stratum of cloud, a thousand feet, perhaps, over the battle below.
He stretched his neck, but he couldn’t tell if the rest of the fleet was following them; the overhang of the gas chambers got in the way. There was something that deeply sparked his imagination in that quiet, stealthy descent. The darkness thickened for a while, the last fading star on the horizon disappeared, and he felt the chilly presence of clouds. Then suddenly, the glow below took on clear shapes, turned into flames, and the Vaterland stopped descending and hovered watchfully, seemingly unnoticed, just beneath a floating layer of clouds, a thousand feet or so above the battle below.
In the night the struggling naval battle and retreat had entered upon a new phase. The Americans had drawn together the ends of the flying line skilfully and dexterously, until at last it was a column and well to the south of the lax sweeping pursuit of the Germans. Then in the darkness before the dawn they had come about and steamed northward in close order with the idea of passing through the German battle-line and falling upon the flotilla that was making for New York in support of the German air-fleet. Much had altered since the first contact of the fleets. By this time the American admiral, O'Connor, was fully informed of the existence of the airships, and he was no longer vitally concerned for Panama, since the submarine flotilla was reported arrived there from Key West, and the Delaware and Abraham Lincoln, two powerful and entirely modern ships, were already at Rio Grande, on the Pacific side of the canal. His manoeuvre was, however, delayed by a boiler explosion on board the Susquehanna, and dawn found this ship in sight of and indeed so close to the Bremen and Weimar that they instantly engaged. There was no alternative to her abandonment but a fleet engagement. O'Connor chose the latter course. It was by no means a hopeless fight. The Germans, though much more numerous and powerful than the Americans, were in a dispersed line measuring nearly forty-five miles from end to end, and there were many chances that before they could gather in for the fight the column of seven Americans would have ripped them from end to end.
In the night, the struggling naval battle and retreat had entered a new phase. The Americans had skillfully pulled together the ends of the flying line until it formed a column, positioned well to the south of the Germans' sweeping pursuit. Then, in the darkness before dawn, they turned around and headed north in close formation, planning to break through the German battle line and attack the flotilla heading for New York to support the German air fleet. Much had changed since the fleets first clashed. By this time, the American admiral, O'Connor, was fully aware of the airships, and he was no longer worried about Panama, since the submarine flotilla was reported to have arrived there from Key West, and the Delaware and Abraham Lincoln, two powerful and fully modern ships, were already at Rio Grande on the Pacific side of the canal. However, his maneuver was delayed by a boiler explosion on board the Susquehanna, and when dawn broke, this ship was in sight of and disturbingly close to the Bremen and Weimar, which immediately engaged. There was no option but to either abandon her or go for a fleet engagement. O'Connor opted for the latter. It was far from a hopeless fight. The Germans, although much more numerous and powerful than the Americans, were spread out over nearly forty-five miles, making it possible that before they could regroup for battle, the column of seven Americans would have already taken them apart.
The day broke dim and overcast, and neither the Bremen nor the Weimar realised they had to deal with more than the Susquehanna until the whole column drew out from behind her at a distance of a mile or less and bore down on them. This was the position of affairs when the Vaterland appeared in the sky. The red glow Bert had seen through the column of clouds came from the luckless Susquehanna; she lay almost immediately below, burning fore and aft, but still fighting two of her guns and steaming slowly southward. The Bremen and the Weimar, both hit in several places, were going west by south and away from her. The American fleet, headed by the Theodore Roosevelt, was crossing behind them, pounding them in succession, steaming in between them and the big modern Furst Bismarck, which was coming up from the west. To Bert, however, the names of all these ships were unknown, and for a considerable time indeed, misled by the direction in which the combatants were moving, he imagined the Germans to be Americans and the Americans Germans. He saw what appeared to him to be a column of six battleships pursuing three others who were supported by a newcomer, until the fact that the Bremen and Weimar were firing into the Susquehanna upset his calculations. Then for a time he was hopelessly at a loss. The noise of the guns, too, confused him, they no longer seemed to boom; they went whack, whack, whack, whack, and each faint flash made his heart jump in anticipation of the instant impact. He saw these ironclads, too, not in profile, as he was accustomed to see ironclads in pictures, but in plan and curiously foreshortened. For the most part they presented empty decks, but here and there little knots of men sheltered behind steel bulwarks. The long, agitated noses of their big guns, jetting thin transparent flashes and the broadside activity of the quick-firers, were the chief facts in this bird's-eye view. The Americans being steam-turbine ships, had from two to four blast funnels each; the Germans lay lower in the water, having explosive engines, which now for some reason made an unwonted muttering roar. Because of their steam propulsion, the American ships were larger and with a more graceful outline. He saw all these foreshortened ships rolling considerably and fighting their guns over a sea of huge low waves and under the cold, explicit light of dawn. The whole spectacle waved slowly with the long rhythmic rising and beat of the airship.
The day started off dim and cloudy, and neither the Bremen nor the Weimar realized they had to deal with more than the Susquehanna until the whole column emerged from behind her at a distance of a mile or less and headed toward them. This was the situation when the Vaterland appeared in the sky. The red light Bert had seen through the clouds came from the unfortunate Susquehanna; she was lying almost directly below, burning at both ends, but still firing two of her guns and slowly making her way southward. The Bremen and the Weimar, both hit in several spots, were moving west by south and away from her. The American fleet, led by the Theodore Roosevelt, was crossing behind them, hitting them one after another, moving between them and the big modern Furst Bismarck, which was coming up from the west. However, to Bert, the names of these ships were unknown, and for quite a while, misled by the direction the combatants were moving, he thought the Germans were Americans and the Americans were Germans. He perceived a column of six battleships chasing three others that were being supported by a newcomer, until the fact that the Bremen and Weimar were firing at the Susquehanna threw him off. Then for a moment, he was completely confused. The sound of the guns, too, disoriented him; they no longer seemed to boom; they went whack, whack, whack, whack, and each faint flash made his heart race in anticipation of the immediate impact. He saw these ironclads not in profile, as he was used to seeing in pictures, but in plan and oddly foreshortened. For the most part, they showed empty decks, but here and there small groups of men were sheltered behind steel walls. The long, jittery muzzles of their big guns, flashing thin, transparent bursts of light, along with the rapid fire from the smaller guns, were the main features in this aerial view. The Americans, being steam-turbine ships, had between two to four smokestacks each; the Germans sat lower in the water, with explosive engines that were making an unusual rumbling noise for some reason. Because of their steam propulsion, the American ships were larger and had a more elegant shape. He saw all these foreshortened ships rolling considerably and firing their guns over a sea of huge low waves under the cold, clear light of dawn. The entire scene swayed slowly with the long rhythmic rise and fall of the airship.
At first only the Vaterland of all the flying fleet appeared upon the scene below. She hovered high, over the Theodore Roosevelt, keeping pace with the full speed of that ship. From that ship she must have been intermittently visible through the drifting clouds. The rest of the German fleet remained above the cloud canopy at a height of six or seven thousand feet, communicating with the flagship by wireless telegraphy, but risking no exposure to the artillery below.
At first, only the homeland of the entire flying fleet appeared below. It hovered high above the Theodore Roosevelt, matching the ship's full speed. From that ship, it might have been intermittently visible through the drifting clouds. The rest of the German fleet stayed above the cloud cover at an altitude of six or seven thousand feet, communicating with the flagship via wireless telegraphy, but avoiding any exposure to the artillery below.
It is doubtful at what particular time the unlucky Americans realised the presence of this new factor in the fight. No account now survives of their experience. We have to imagine as well as we can what it must have been to a battled-strained sailor suddenly glancing upward to discover that huge long silent shape overhead, vaster than any battleship, and trailing now from its hinder quarter a big German flag. Presently, as the sky cleared, more of such ships appeared in the blue through the dissolving clouds, and more, all disdainfully free of guns or armour, all flying fast to keep pace with the running fight below.
It's uncertain when the unfortunate Americans realized this new factor in the battle. No accounts of their experience survive. We have to imagine what it must have felt like for a battle-weary sailor to suddenly look up and see that huge, silent structure above—larger than any battleship—flying a large German flag from its rear. As the sky cleared, more of these ships appeared in the blue through the fading clouds, all completely unarmed and racing to keep up with the ongoing fight below.
From first to last no gun whatever was fired at the Vaterland, and only a few rifle shots. It was a mere adverse stroke of chance that she had a man killed aboard her. Nor did she take any direct share in the fight until the end. She flew above the doomed American fleet while the Prince by wireless telegraphy directed the movements of her consorts. Meanwhile the Vogel-stern and Preussen, each with half a dozen drachenflieger in tow, went full speed ahead and then dropped through the clouds, perhaps five miles ahead of the Americans. The Theodore Roosevelt let fly at once with the big guns in her forward barbette, but the shells burst far below the Vogel-stern, and forthwith a dozen single-man drachenflieger were swooping down to make their attack.
From start to finish, no guns were fired at the Vaterland, and only a few rifle shots were exchanged. It was just bad luck that a man was killed on board. She didn’t take any direct part in the fight until the very end. She flew above the doomed American fleet while the Prince used wireless telegraphy to direct the movements of her allies. Meanwhile, the Vogel-stern and Preussen, each with half a dozen drachenflieger in tow, raced ahead and then dropped through the clouds, perhaps five miles in front of the Americans. The Theodore Roosevelt immediately opened fire with the big guns in her forward barbette, but the shells exploded far below the Vogel-stern, and soon a dozen single-man drachenflieger were diving down to launch their attack.
Bert, craning his neck through the cabin port-hole, saw the whole of that incident, that first encounter of aeroplane and ironclad. He saw the queer German drachenflieger, with their wide flat wings and square box-shaped heads, their wheeled bodies, and their single-man riders, soar down the air like a flight of birds. “Gaw!” he said. One to the right pitched extravagantly, shot steeply up into the air, burst with a loud report, and flamed down into the sea; another plunged nose forward into the water and seemed to fly to pieces as it hit the waves. He saw little men on the deck of the Theodore Roosevelt below, men foreshortened in plan into mere heads and feet, running out preparing to shoot at the others. Then the foremost flying-machine was rushing between Bert and the American's deck, and then bang! came the thunder of its bomb flung neatly at the forward barbette, and a thin little crackling of rifle shots in reply. Whack, whack, whack, went the quick-firing guns of the Americans' battery, and smash came an answering shell from the Furst Bismarck. Then a second and third flying-machine passed between Bert and the American ironclad, dropping bombs also, and a fourth, its rider hit by a bullet, reeled down and dashed itself to pieces and exploded between the shot-torn funnels, blowing them apart. Bert had a momentary glimpse of a little black creature jumping from the crumpling frame of the flying-machine, hitting the funnel, and falling limply, to be instantly caught and driven to nothingness by the blaze and rush of the explosion.
Bert, stretching his neck through the cabin porthole, witnessed the entire scene, that first encounter between the airplane and the ironclad. He saw the strange German drachenflieger, with their wide flat wings and boxy heads, their wheeled bodies, and their single riders, glide through the air like a flock of birds. “Wow!” he exclaimed. One to the right suddenly pitched wildly, shot steeply upward, exploded with a loud bang, and fell in flames into the sea; another nosedived into the water and seemed to break apart on impact with the waves. He spotted little men on the deck of the Theodore Roosevelt below, looking like mere heads and feet, rushing out to prepare for a fight against the others. Then the leading flying machine zoomed between Bert and the American ship’s deck, and bang! came the loud explosion of its bomb aimed perfectly at the forward barbette, followed by a series of thin rifle shots in response. Whack, whack, whack went the rapid-fire guns of the American battery, and a counter-shell from the Furst Bismarck came crashing in. Then a second and third flying machine flew past Bert towards the American ironclad, dropping bombs as well, and a fourth, its rider hit by a bullet, spiraled downward and crashed, exploding between the shot-damaged funnels, destroying them. Bert caught a fleeting glimpse of a small dark figure jumping from the wreckage of the flying machine, hitting the funnel, and falling lifelessly, only to be instantly consumed by the blast and rush of the explosion.
Smash! came a vast explosion in the forward part of the flagship, and a huge piece of metalwork seemed to lift out of her and dump itself into the sea, dropping men and leaving a gap into which a prompt drachenflieger planted a flaring bomb. And then for an instant Bert perceived only too clearly in the growing, pitiless light a number of minute, convulsively active animalcula scorched and struggling in the Theodore Roosevelt's foaming wake. What were they? Not men—surely not men? Those drowning, mangled little creatures tore with their clutching fingers at Bert's soul. “Oh, Gord!” he cried, “Oh, Gord!” almost whimpering. He looked again and they had gone, and the black stem of the Andrew Jackson, a little disfigured by the sinking Bremen's last shot, was parting the water that had swallowed them into two neatly symmetrical waves. For some moments sheer blank horror blinded Bert to the destruction below.
Smash! A massive explosion rocked the front of the flagship, and a giant piece of metal seemed to lift out of her, crashing into the sea, taking men with it and leaving a gap where a quick drachenflieger dropped a bright bomb. Then, for a moment, Bert could clearly see in the growing, harsh light a number of tiny, writhing creatures scorched and struggling in the Theodore Roosevelt's foaming wake. What were they? Not men—definitely not men? Those drowning, mangled little beings clawed at Bert's soul with their desperate fingers. “Oh, God!” he cried, “Oh, God!” almost sobbing. He looked again, and they were gone, while the black stem of the Andrew Jackson, slightly damaged by the sinking Bremen's last shot, cut through the water that had swallowed them, creating two perfectly symmetrical waves. For a few moments, pure horror blinded Bert to the destruction below.
Then, with an immense rushing sound, bearing as it were a straggling volley of crashing minor explosions on its back, the Susquehanna, three miles and more now to the east, blew up and vanished abruptly in a boiling, steaming welter. For a moment nothing was to be seen but tumbled water, and—then there came belching up from below, with immense gulping noises, eructations of steam and air and petrol and fragments of canvas and woodwork and men.
Then, with a loud rushing sound that seemed to carry a chaotic mix of explosive bangs, the Susquehanna, now three miles to the east, suddenly blew up and disappeared in a cloud of boiling steam. For a moment, all that was visible was the choppy water, and then, with loud gulping noises, steam, air, fuel, and pieces of canvas, wood, and people erupted from below.
That made a distinct pause in the fight. It seemed a long pause to Bert. He found himself looking for the drachenflieger. The flattened ruin of one was floating abeam of the Monitor, the rest had passed, dropping bombs down the American column; several were in the water and apparently uninjured, and three or four were still in the air and coming round now in a wide circle to return to their mother airships. The American ironclads were no longer in column formation; the Theodore Roosevelt, badly damaged, had turned to the southeast, and the Andrew Jackson, greatly battered but uninjured in any fighting part was passing between her and the still fresh and vigorous Furst Bismarck to intercept and meet the latter's fire. Away to the west the Hermann and the Germanicus had appeared and were coming into action.
That caused a noticeable pause in the fight. It felt like a long wait to Bert. He started searching for the drachenflieger. The wreckage of one was floating next to the Monitor, while the others had moved on, dropping bombs on the American troops; several were in the water and seemed undamaged, and three or four were still in the air, now circling back to return to their mother airships. The American ironclads were no longer in column formation; the Theodore Roosevelt, badly damaged, had turned southeast, and the Andrew Jackson, heavily battered but not hurt in any combat, was passing between her and the still fresh and strong Furst Bismarck to intercept and counter its fire. Off to the west, the Hermann and the Germanicus had shown up and were moving into action.
In the pause, after the Susquehanna's disaster Bert became aware of a trivial sound like the noise of an ill-greased, ill-hung door that falls ajar—the sound of the men in the Furst Bismarck cheering.
In the silence that followed the disaster at the Susquehanna, Bert noticed a faint sound like a squeaky, poorly oiled door that was slowly swinging open—the sound of the men in the Furst Bismarck cheering.
And in that pause in the uproar too, the sun rose, the dark waters became luminously blue, and a torrent of golden light irradiated the world. It came like a sudden smile in a scene of hate and terror. The cloud veil had vanished as if by magic, and the whole immensity of the German air-fleet was revealed in the sky; the air-fleet stooping now upon its prey.
And in that moment of silence amid the chaos, the sun rose, the dark waters turned a bright blue, and a flood of golden light filled the world. It came like an unexpected smile in a scene filled with hate and fear. The cloud cover disappeared as if by magic, and the entire vastness of the German air fleet was exposed in the sky; the air fleet now descending upon its target.
“Whack-bang, whack-bang,” the guns resumed, but ironclads were not built to fight the zenith, and the only hits the Americans scored were a few lucky chances in a generally ineffectual rifle fire. Their column was now badly broken, the Susquehanna had gone, the Theodore Roosevelt had fallen astern out of the line, with her forward guns disabled, in a heap of wreckage, and the Monitor was in some grave trouble. These two had ceased fire altogether, and so had the Bremen and Weimar, all four ships lying within shot of each other in an involuntary truce and with their respective flags still displayed. Only four American ships now, with the Andrew Jackson leading, kept to the south-easterly course. And the Furst Bismarck, the Hermann, and the Germanicus steamed parallel to them and drew ahead of them, fighting heavily. The Vaterland rose slowly in the air in preparation for the concluding act of the drama.
“Whack-bang, whack-bang,” the guns started up again, but ironclads weren’t built to fight at their peak, and the only hits the Americans managed were a few lucky shots in an overall ineffective rifle fire. Their formation was now badly disrupted; the Susquehanna was gone, the Theodore Roosevelt had fallen behind the line, her forward guns damaged and in ruins, and the Monitor was in serious trouble. These two had completely stopped firing, as had the Bremen and Weimar, with all four ships sitting within range of each other in an unintentional ceasefire, their flags still flying. Only four American ships remained, with the Andrew Jackson leading, continuing southeast. The Furst Bismarck, the Hermann, and the Germanicus moved alongside them, pushing ahead and fighting fiercely. The Vaterland slowly rose into the air, getting ready for the final act of the drama.
Then, falling into place one behind the other, a string of a dozen airships dropped with unhurrying swiftness down the air in pursuit of the American fleet. They kept at a height of two thousand feet or more until they were over and a little in advance of the rearmost ironclad, and then stooped swiftly down into a fountain of bullets, and going just a little faster than the ship below, pelted her thinly protected decks with bombs until they became sheets of detonating flame. So the airships passed one after the other along the American column as it sought to keep up its fight with the Furst Bismarck, the Hermann, and the Germanicus, and each airship added to the destruction and confusion its predecessor had made. The American gunfire ceased, except for a few heroic shots, but they still steamed on, obstinately unsubdued, bloody, battered, and wrathfully resistant, spitting bullets at the airships and unmercifully pounded by the German ironclads. But now Bert had but intermittent glimpses of them between the nearer bulks of the airships that assailed them....
Then, lining up one behind the other, a group of twelve airships descended through the air at a steady pace, chasing after the American fleet. They flew at an altitude of over two thousand feet until they were positioned just ahead of the last ironclad. Then, they quickly swooped down, unleashing a barrage of bullets, and going just a bit faster than the ship below, bombarded its poorly protected decks until they erupted into sheets of explosive flames. The airships moved down the American line, which was struggling to continue its fight against the Furst Bismarck, the Hermann, and the Germanicus, with each airship contributing to the destruction and chaos left by the one before it. The American gunfire tapered off, save for a few brave shots, but they continued to steam forward, stubbornly unyielding, bloodied, battered, and fiercely resistant, firing at the airships and being mercilessly bombarded by the German ironclads. But now, Bert could only catch intermittent glimpses of them through the closer masses of the attacking airships...
It struck Bert suddenly that the whole battle was receding and growing small and less thunderously noisy. The Vaterland was rising in the air, steadily and silently, until the impact of the guns no longer smote upon the heart but came to the ear dulled by distance, until the four silenced ships to the eastward were little distant things: but were there four? Bert now could see only three of those floating, blackened, and smoking rafts of ruin against the sun. But the Bremen had two boats out; the Theodore Roosevelt was also dropping boats to where the drift of minute objects struggled, rising and falling on the big, broad Atlantic waves.... The Vaterland was no longer following the fight. The whole of that hurrying tumult drove away to the south-eastward, growing smaller and less audible as it passed. One of the airships lay on the water burning, a remote monstrous fount of flames, and far in the south-west appeared first one and then three other German ironclads hurrying in support of their consorts....
It suddenly hit Bert that the entire battle was fading away, becoming quieter and less intense. The Vaterland was rising into the air, moving steadily and silently, until the sound of the guns no longer struck at the heart but reached his ears muffled by distance. The four silenced ships to the east seemed like small distant objects: but were there four? Bert could now only see three of those floating, blackened, smoking wrecks against the sun. But the Bremen had two boats in the water; the Theodore Roosevelt was also lowering boats to where the drift of small objects struggled, bobbing up and down on the vast, rolling Atlantic waves... The Vaterland was no longer involved in the fight. The whole chaotic scene was moving away toward the southeast, growing smaller and less audible as it went. One of the airships lay burning on the water, a distant, monstrous source of flames, and far to the southwest, first one and then three other German ironclads rushed in to support their companions...
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Steadily the Vaterland soared, and the air-fleet soared with her and came round to head for New York, and the battle became a little thing far away, an incident before the breakfast. It dwindled to a string of dark shapes and one smoking yellow flare that presently became a mere indistinct smear upon the vast horizon and the bright new day, that was at last altogether lost to sight...
Steadily, the homeland rose, and the air fleet rose with it, turning to head for New York, while the battle became a distant memory, just a minor event before breakfast. It shrank to a line of dark shapes and one smoking yellow flare that soon faded into a vague blur on the vast horizon and the bright new day, which was ultimately lost from view...
So it was that Bert Smallways saw the first fight of the airship and the last fight of those strangest things in the whole history of war: the ironclad battleships, which began their career with the floating batteries of the Emperor Napoleon III in the Crimean war and lasted, with an enormous expenditure of human energy and resources, for seventy years. In that space of time the world produced over twelve thousand five hundred of these strange monsters, in schools, in types, in series, each larger and heavier and more deadly than its predecessors. Each in its turn was hailed as the last birth of time, most in their turn were sold for old iron. Only about five per cent of them ever fought in a battle. Some foundered, some went ashore, and broke up, several rammed one another by accident and sank. The lives of countless men were spent in their service, the splendid genius, and patience of thousands of engineers and inventors, wealth and material beyond estimating; to their account we must put, stunted and starved lives on land, millions of children sent to toil unduly, innumerable opportunities of fine living undeveloped and lost. Money had to be found for them at any cost—that was the law of a nation's existence during that strange time. Surely they were the weirdest, most destructive and wasteful megatheria in the whole history of mechanical invention.
So it was that Bert Smallways witnessed the first battle of the airship and the last battle of those bizarre creations in the entire history of warfare: the ironclad battleships, which started with the floating batteries of Emperor Napoleon III during the Crimean War and lasted, with an enormous drain of human energy and resources, for seventy years. In that time, the world produced over twelve thousand five hundred of these strange machines, in various designs, types, and series, each one larger, heavier, and deadlier than the last. Each was celebrated as the pinnacle of technology, but most ended up being sold for scrap metal. Only about five percent of them ever engaged in actual combat. Some sank, some went aground and fell apart, and several collided with each other by accident and sank. Countless lives were sacrificed in their service, along with the brilliant ingenuity and dedication of thousands of engineers and inventors, immense wealth and resources that are hard to quantify; we also need to consider the stunted and deprived lives on land, millions of children forced into labor, and countless opportunities for a better life that were never realized. Money had to be found for them at any cost—that was the rule of national survival during that peculiar era. Surely they were the most bizarre, destructive, and wasteful monstrosities in the entire history of mechanical invention.
And then cheap things of gas and basket-work made an end of them altogether, smiting out of the sky!...
And then cheap gas and wickerwork items finished them off entirely, striking them out of the sky!...
Never before had Bert Smallways seen pure destruction, never had he realised the mischief and waste of war. His startled mind rose to the conception; this also is in life. Out of all this fierce torrent of sensation one impression rose and became cardinal—the impression of the men of the Theodore Roosevelt who had struggled in the water after the explosion of the first bomb. “Gaw!” he said at the memory; “it might 'ave been me and Grubb!... I suppose you kick about and get the water in your mouf. I don't suppose it lasts long.”
Never before had Bert Smallways witnessed such complete destruction; he had never understood the chaos and waste of war. His shocked mind grasped this harsh reality: this is also part of life. Among all the intense feelings, one memory stood out—it was of the men from the Theodore Roosevelt who had fought against the water after the first bomb exploded. “Wow!” he said at the thought; “that could have been me and Grubb!... I guess you thrash around and get water in your mouth. I doubt it lasts long.”
He became anxious to see how Kurt was affected by these things. Also he perceived he was hungry. He hesitated towards the door of the cabin and peeped out into the passage. Down forward, near the gangway to the men's mess, stood a little group of air sailors looking at something that was hidden from him in a recess. One of them was in the light diver's costume Bert had already seen in the gas chamber turret, and he was moved to walk along and look at this person more closely and examine the helmet he carried under his arm. But he forgot about the helmet when he got to the recess, because there he found lying on the floor the dead body of the boy who had been killed by a bullet from the Theodore Roosevelt.
He was eager to see how Kurt was coping with everything. He also realized he was hungry. He hesitated at the cabin door and peeked out into the hallway. Up ahead, near the entrance to the men's mess, there was a small group of air sailors looking at something he couldn’t see in a nook. One of them was wearing the light diver's suit Bert had already seen in the gas chamber turret, and he felt compelled to walk over and take a closer look at this person and the helmet he was carrying under his arm. But he forgot about the helmet when he reached the nook because he found the lifeless body of the boy who had been shot by a bullet from the Theodore Roosevelt lying on the floor.
Bert had not observed that any bullets at all had reached the Vaterland or, indeed, imagined himself under fire. He could not understand for a time what had killed the lad, and no one explained to him.
Bert hadn't noticed that any bullets had actually hit the Vaterland or even thought he was under fire. For a while, he couldn't figure out what had killed the boy, and no one took the time to explain it to him.
The boy lay just as he had fallen and died, with his jacket torn and scorched, his shoulder-blade smashed and burst away from his body and all the left side of his body ripped and rent. There was much blood. The sailors stood listening to the man with the helmet, who made explanations and pointed to the round bullet hole in the floor and the smash in the panel of the passage upon which the still vicious missile had spent the residue of its energy. All the faces were grave and earnest: they were the faces of sober, blond, blue-eyed men accustomed to obedience and an orderly life, to whom this waste, wet, painful thing that had been a comrade came almost as strangely as it did to Bert.
The boy lay exactly as he had fallen and died, with his jacket torn and burned, his shoulder blade smashed and ripped away from his body, and the entire left side of his body mangled. There was a lot of blood. The sailors stood listening to the man in the helmet, who explained things and pointed to the round bullet hole in the floor and the dent in the passage panel where the still deadly projectile had spent the last of its force. All the faces were serious and focused: they were the faces of sober, blond, blue-eyed men used to obedience and a structured life, for whom this wasted, bloody, painful thing that had been a comrade felt as strange as it did to Bert.
A peal of wild laughter sounded down the passage in the direction of the little gallery and something spoke—almost shouted—in German, in tones of exultation.
A burst of wild laughter echoed down the hallway toward the small gallery, and something spoke—almost shouted—in German, in a tone of triumph.
Other voices at a lower, more respectful pitch replied.
Other voices at a softer, more respectful tone responded.
“Der Prinz,” said a voice, and all the men became stiffer and less natural. Down the passage appeared a group of figures, Lieutenant Kurt walking in front carrying a packet of papers.
“Der Prinz,” said a voice, and all the men became stiffer and less natural. Down the passage appeared a group of figures, Lieutenant Kurt walking in front carrying a packet of papers.
He stopped point blank when he saw the thing in the recess, and his ruddy face went white.
He came to a sudden stop when he saw the thing in the recess, and his flushed face turned pale.
“So!” said he in surprise.
“So!” he exclaimed in surprise.
The Prince was following him, talking over his shoulder to Von Winterfeld and the Kapitan.
The Prince was walking behind him, chatting with Von Winterfeld and the Captain.
“Eh?” he said to Kurt, stopping in mid-sentence, and followed the gesture of Kurt's hand. He glared at the crumpled object in the recess and seemed to think for a moment.
“Eh?” he said to Kurt, pausing mid-sentence, and followed Kurt's hand gesture. He glared at the crumpled object in the nook and seemed to think for a moment.
He made a slight, careless gesture towards the boy's body and turned to the Kapitan.
He made a quick, dismissive motion toward the boy's body and turned to the Captain.
“Dispose of that,” he said in German, and passed on, finishing his sentence to Von Winterfeld in the same cheerful tone in which it had begun.
“Get rid of that,” he said in German, and moved on, continuing his sentence to Von Winterfeld in the same cheerful tone in which it had started.
6
6
The deep impression of helplessly drowning men that Bert had brought from the actual fight in the Atlantic mixed itself up inextricably with that of the lordly figure of Prince Karl Albert gesturing aside the dead body of the Vaterland sailor. Hitherto he had rather liked the idea of war as being a jolly, smashing, exciting affair, something like a Bank Holiday rag on a large scale, and on the whole agreeable and exhilarating. Now he knew it a little better.
The strong image of helpless men drowning that Bert had brought from the real fight in the Atlantic intertwined with the grand figure of Prince Karl Albert pushing aside the dead body of the Vaterland sailor. Until now, he had somewhat liked the idea of war as a fun, thrilling, exciting event, like a massive Bank Holiday celebration, and generally enjoyable and energizing. Now he understood it a bit more clearly.
The next day there was added to his growing disillusionment a third ugly impression, trivial indeed to describe, a mere necessary everyday incident of a state of war, but very distressing to his urbanised imagination. One writes “urbanised” to express the distinctive gentleness of the period. It was quite peculiar to the crowded townsmen of that time, and different altogether from the normal experience of any preceding age, that they never saw anything killed, never encountered, save through the mitigating media of book or picture, the fact of lethal violence that underlies all life. Three times in his existence, and three times only, had Bert seen a dead human being, and he had never assisted at the killing of anything bigger than a new-born kitten.
The next day, his growing disillusionment was compounded by a third unpleasant experience, which seemed trivial to describe, just a necessary everyday occurrence in a time of war, but it was deeply upsetting to his urban mindset. The term “urban” is used to highlight the unique sensitivity of that era. It was quite specific to the crowded city dwellers of that time and completely different from the normal experiences of any past age, as they never witnessed anything being killed; they only encountered, through the softened lenses of books or images, the brutal reality of violence that underlies all life. In his lifetime, Bert had only seen a dead person three times, and he had never been involved in the killing of anything larger than a newborn kitten.
The incident that gave him his third shock was the execution of one of the men on the Adler for carrying a box of matches. The case was a flagrant one. The man had forgotten he had it upon him when coming aboard. Ample notice had been given to every one of the gravity of this offence, and notices appeared at numerous points all over the airships. The man's defence was that he had grown so used to the notices and had been so preoccupied with his work that he hadn't applied them to himself; he pleaded, in his defence, what is indeed in military affairs another serious crime, inadvertency. He was tried by his captain, and the sentence confirmed by wireless telegraphy by the Prince, and it was decided to make his death an example to the whole fleet. “The Germans,” the Prince declared, “hadn't crossed the Atlantic to go wool gathering.” And in order that this lesson in discipline and obedience might be visible to every one, it was determined not to electrocute or drown but hang the offender.
The incident that gave him his third shock was the execution of one of the men on the Adler for carrying a box of matches. The case was outrageous. The man had forgotten he had it on him when coming aboard. Ample notice had been given to everyone about the seriousness of this offense, and warnings appeared at numerous points throughout the airships. The man's defense was that he had become so accustomed to the notices and had been so focused on his work that he hadn’t thought about them applying to him; he pleaded, in his defense, that in military matters, inadvertence is another serious crime. He was tried by his captain, and the sentence was confirmed by wireless telegraphy by the Prince, who decided to make his death an example to the entire fleet. “The Germans,” the Prince declared, “hadn’t crossed the Atlantic to waste time.” And to make sure this lesson in discipline and obedience was clear to everyone, it was decided not to electrocute or drown him, but to hang the offender.
Accordingly the air-fleet came clustering round the flagship like carp in a pond at feeding time. The Adler hung at the zenith immediately alongside the flagship. The whole crew of the Vaterland assembled upon the hanging gallery; the crews of the other airships manned the air-chambers, that is to say, clambered up the outer netting to the upper sides. The officers appeared upon the machine-gun platforms. Bert thought it an altogether stupendous sight, looking down, as he was, upon the entire fleet. Far off below two steamers on the rippled blue water, one British and the other flying the American flag, seemed the minutest objects, and marked the scale. They were immensely distant. Bert stood on the gallery, curious to see the execution, but uncomfortable, because that terrible blond Prince was within a dozen feet of him, glaring terribly, with his arms folded, and his heels together in military fashion.
The air fleet gathered around the flagship like fish at feeding time. The Adler hovered at its peak right next to the flagship. The entire crew of the Vaterland gathered on the hanging gallery, while the crews of the other airships climbed up the outer netting to the upper sides. The officers appeared on the machine-gun platforms. Bert thought it was an incredible sight, looking down on the whole fleet. Far below, two steamers on the shimmering blue water—a British one and an American one—looked tiny and provided a sense of scale. They were extremely far away. Bert stood on the gallery, eager to see what would happen, but felt uneasy because that intimidating blond Prince was only a few feet away, glaring fiercely with his arms crossed and his heels together in a military stance.
They hung the man from the Adler. They gave him sixty feet of rope, so that he should hang and dangle in the sight of all evil-doers who might be hiding matches or contemplating any kindred disobedience. Bert saw the man standing, a living, reluctant man, no doubt scared and rebellious enough in his heart, but outwardly erect and obedient, on the lower gallery of the Adler about a hundred yards away. Then they had thrust him overboard.
They hung the man from the Adler. They gave him sixty feet of rope so that he would hang and dangle in front of all the wrongdoers who might be hiding matches or thinking about doing something similar. Bert saw the man standing there, a living, unwilling man, no doubt scared and rebellious deep down, but looking upright and compliant, on the lower balcony of the Adler about a hundred yards away. Then they had pushed him overboard.
Down he fell, hands and feet extending, until with a jerk he was at the end of the rope. Then he ought to have died and swung edifyingly, but instead a more terrible thing happened; his head came right off, and down the body went spinning to the sea, feeble, grotesque, fantastic, with the head racing it in its fall.
Down he fell, arms and legs stretching out, until suddenly he reached the end of the rope. He should have died and hung there meaningfully, but instead, something even worse happened; his head came right off, and the body went spiraling down to the sea, weak, bizarre, surreal, with the head racing down alongside it.
“Ugh!” said Bert, clutching the rail before him, and a sympathetic grunt came from several of the men beside him.
“Ugh!” Bert said, gripping the rail in front of him, and a few of the guys next to him let out sympathetic grunts.
“So!” said the Prince, stiffer and sterner, glared for some seconds, then turned to the gang way up into the airship.
“So!” said the Prince, more rigid and serious, glared for a few seconds, then turned to the gangway leading up into the airship.
For a long time Bert remained clinging to the railing of the gallery. He was almost physically sick with the horror of this trifling incident. He found it far more dreadful than the battle. He was indeed a very degenerate, latter-day, civilised person.
For a long time, Bert kept holding onto the railing of the gallery. He felt almost physically ill from the horror of this minor incident. He found it a lot more terrifying than the battle. He was, in fact, a very spoiled, modern, civilized person.
Late that afternoon Kurt came into the cabin and found him curled up on his locker, and looking very white and miserable. Kurt had also lost something of his pristine freshness.
Late that afternoon, Kurt walked into the cabin and saw him curled up on his locker, looking pale and miserable. Kurt had also lost some of his original freshness.
“Sea-sick?” he asked.
"Feeling seasick?" he asked.
“No!”
“No!”
“We ought to reach New York this evening. There's a good breeze coming up under our tails. Then we shall see things.”
“We should arrive in New York this evening. There's a nice breeze picking up behind us. Then we’ll see what’s in store.”
Bert did not answer.
Bert didn't respond.
Kurt opened out folding chair and table, and rustled for a time with his maps. Then he fell thinking darkly. He roused himself presently, and looked at his companion. “What's the matter?” he said.
Kurt unfolded his chair and table and shuffled through his maps for a while. Then he fell into a dark thought. He eventually snapped out of it and looked at his companion. “What's wrong?” he asked.
“Nothing!”
"Nothing!"
Kurt stared threateningly. “What's the matter?”
Kurt glared threateningly. “What's wrong?”
“I saw them kill that chap. I saw that flying-machine man hit the funnels of the big ironclad. I saw that dead chap in the passage. I seen too much smashing and killing lately. That's the matter. I don't like it. I didn't know war was this sort of thing. I'm a civilian. I don't like it.”
“I saw them kill that guy. I saw that pilot hit the funnels of the big battleship. I saw that dead guy in the hallway. I've seen too much destruction and death lately. That's what's wrong. I don't like it. I didn't know war was like this. I'm a civilian. I don't like it.”
“I don't like it,” said Kurt. “By Jove, no!”
“I don't like it,” Kurt said. “No way!”
“I've read about war, and all that, but when you see it it's different. And I'm gettin' giddy. I'm gettin' giddy. I didn't mind a bit being up in that balloon at first, but all this looking down and floating over things and smashing up people, it's getting on my nerves. See?”
“I've read about war and all that, but seeing it is a whole different story. And I'm starting to feel a bit dizzy. At first, I was fine being up in that balloon, but all this looking down, floating over things, and watching people get hurt is really getting to me. You see?”
“It'll have to get off again....”
“It'll have to get off again....”
Kurt thought. “You're not the only one. The men are all getting strung up. The flying—that's just flying. Naturally it makes one a little swimmy in the head at first. As for the killing, we've got to be blooded; that's all. We're tame, civilised men. And we've got to get blooded. I suppose there's not a dozen men on the ship who've really seen bloodshed. Nice, quiet, law-abiding Germans they've been so far.... Here they are—in for it. They're a bit squeamy now, but you wait till they've got their hands in.”
Kurt thought. “You're not the only one. The guys are all getting worked up. The flying—that's just flying. Of course, it makes you a little dizzy at first. As for the killing, we need to get used to it; that’s all. We're tame, civilized men. And we have to get our hands dirty. I doubt there are more than a dozen men on the ship who have actually experienced bloodshed. Nice, quiet, law-abiding Germans they’ve been so far... Here they are—about to face it. They're a bit squeamish now, but just wait until they get their hands in.”
He reflected. “Everybody's getting a bit strung up,” he said.
He thought for a moment. “Everyone's getting a little worked up,” he said.
He turned again to his maps. Bert sat crumpled up in the corner, apparently heedless of him. For some time both kept silence.
He turned back to his maps. Bert sat hunched up in the corner, seemingly oblivious to him. For a while, they both stayed quiet.
“What did the Prince want to go and 'ang that chap for?” asked Bert, suddenly.
“What did the Prince want to go and beat that guy up for?” asked Bert, suddenly.
“That was all right,” said Kurt, “that was all right. QUITE right. Here were the orders, plain as the nose on your face, and here was that fool going about with matches—”
"That was fine," Kurt said, "that was fine. REALLY fine. Here were the orders, as clear as day, and here was that idiot going around with matches—"
“Gaw! I shan't forget that bit in a 'urry,” said Bert irrelevantly.
“Wow! I won’t forget that anytime soon,” said Bert out of the blue.
Kurt did not answer him. He was measuring their distance from New York and speculating. “Wonder what the American aeroplanes are like?” he said. “Something like our drachenflieger.... We shall know by this time to-morrow.... I wonder what we shall know? I wonder. Suppose, after all, they put up a fight.... Rum sort of fight!”
Kurt didn't respond to him. He was calculating how far they were from New York and thinking aloud. “I wonder what the American airplanes are like?” he said. “Something like our airships.... We’ll know by this time tomorrow.... I’m curious what we’ll find out. I wonder. What if, after all, they actually put up a fight.... Strange kind of fight!”
He whistled softly and mused. Presently he fretted out of the cabin, and later Bert found him in the twilight upon the swinging platform, staring ahead, and speculating about the things that might happen on the morrow. Clouds veiled the sea again, and the long straggling wedge of air-ships rising and falling as they flew seemed like a flock of strange new births in a Chaos that had neither earth nor water but only mist and sky.
He whistled softly and thought to himself. Soon, he stepped out of the cabin, and later Bert found him in the fading light on the swinging platform, gazing ahead and wondering about what might happen tomorrow. Clouds covered the sea again, and the long, scattered line of airships rising and falling as they flew looked like a group of strange new beginnings in a Chaos that had no land or water, just mist and sky.
CHAPTER VI. HOW WAR CAME TO NEW YORK
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The City of New York was in the year of the German attack the largest, richest, in many respects the most splendid, and in some, the wickedest city the world had ever seen. She was the supreme type of the City of the Scientific Commercial Age; she displayed its greatness, its power, its ruthless anarchic enterprise, and its social disorganisation most strikingly and completely. She had long ousted London from her pride of place as the modern Babylon, she was the centre of the world's finance, the world's trade, and the world's pleasure; and men likened her to the apocalyptic cities of the ancient prophets. She sat drinking up the wealth of a continent as Rome once drank the wealth of the Mediterranean and Babylon the wealth of the east. In her streets one found the extremes of magnificence and misery, of civilisation and disorder. In one quarter, palaces of marble, laced and crowned with light and flame and flowers, towered up into her marvellous twilights beautiful, beyond description; in another, a black and sinister polyglot population sweltered in indescribable congestion in warrens, and excavations beyond the power and knowledge of government. Her vice, her crime, her law alike were inspired by a fierce and terrible energy, and like the great cities of mediaeval Italy, her ways were dark and adventurous with private war.
New York City, during the year of the German attack, was the largest and richest city ever seen, and in many ways, it was truly magnificent and, in some aspects, quite wicked. It was the ultimate representation of the Scientific Commercial Age, showcasing its greatness, power, ruthless entrepreneurial spirit, and social chaos in a striking and complete way. It had long replaced London as the modern Babylon and was the center of global finance, commerce, and entertainment; people compared it to the apocalyptic cities described by ancient prophets. It absorbed the wealth of an entire continent, just as Rome absorbed the wealth of the Mediterranean and Babylon the riches of the east. In its streets, one could find extremes of opulence and poverty, of civilization and chaos. In one area, marble palaces adorned with light, flames, and flowers soared into magnificent twilights that were beyond description; in another, a dark and troubled mix of cultures struggled in unimaginable overcrowding in tunnels and areas beyond the reach and understanding of the government. Its vice, crime, and laws were fueled by an intense and fierce energy, and like the great cities of medieval Italy, its streets were filled with dark and daring private conflicts.
It was the peculiar shape of Manhattan Island, pressed in by arms of the sea on either side, and incapable of comfortable expansion, except along a narrow northward belt, that first gave the New York architects their bias for extreme vertical dimensions. Every need was lavishly supplied them—money, material, labour; only space was restricted. To begin, therefore, they built high perforce. But to do so was to discover a whole new world of architectural beauty, of exquisite ascendant lines, and long after the central congestion had been relieved by tunnels under the sea, four colossal bridges over the east river, and a dozen mono-rail cables east and west, the upward growth went on. In many ways New York and her gorgeous plutocracy repeated Venice in the magnificence of her architecture, painting, metal-work and sculpture, for example, in the grim intensity of her political method, in her maritime and commercial ascendancy. But she repeated no previous state at all in the lax disorder of her internal administration, a laxity that made vast sections of her area lawless beyond precedent, so that it was possible for whole districts to be impassable, while civil war raged between street and street, and for Alsatias to exist in her midst in which the official police never set foot. She was an ethnic whirlpool. The flags of all nations flew in her harbour, and at the climax, the yearly coming and going overseas numbered together upwards of two million human beings. To Europe she was America, to America she was the gateway of the world. But to tell the story of New York would be to write a social history of the world; saints and martyrs, dreamers and scoundrels, the traditions of a thousand races and a thousand religions, went to her making and throbbed and jostled in her streets. And over all that torrential confusion of men and purposes fluttered that strange flag, the stars and stripes, that meant at once the noblest thing in life, and the least noble, that is to say, Liberty on the one hand, and on the other the base jealousy the individual self-seeker feels towards the common purpose of the State.
It was the unique shape of Manhattan Island, squeezed in by the sea on both sides and unable to comfortably expand except along a narrow strip to the north, that first led New York architects to favor towering heights. They had all the resources they needed—money, materials, labor; only space was limited. So, they had no choice but to build upwards. This decision opened up a whole new world of architectural beauty, featuring stunning vertical lines, and long after the main congestion was eased by tunnels under the sea, four giant bridges over the East River, and a dozen monorail lines running east and west, the growth continued upwards. In many ways, New York and its wealthy elite mirrored Venice in the splendor of its architecture, art, metalwork, and sculpture, as well as in the intense nature of its political system and its maritime and commercial dominance. However, it did not replicate any previous city in the disorganized chaos of its internal governance, a laxity that made vast areas practically lawless, allowing entire neighborhoods to become impassable as civil strife erupted between streets, leading to places where the official police never ventured. It was a melting pot of cultures. The flags of every nation flew in its harbor, and at its peak, the yearly influx and outflux of people from overseas topped two million. To Europe, it was America; to America, it was the gateway to the world. But recounting the story of New York would mean detailing a social history of the entire globe, as saints and martyrs, dreamers and con artists, and the traditions of countless races and religions all contributed to its essence, pulsating and colliding in its streets. And over this chaotic mix of people and ambitions fluttered the strange flag of stars and stripes, representing both the highest ideals of life—Liberty—and the lowest impulses, reflecting the petty jealousy individuals feel towards the collective goals of the State.
For many generations New York had taken no heed of war, save as a thing that happened far away, that affected prices and supplied the newspapers with exciting headlines and pictures. The New Yorkers felt perhaps even more certainly than the English had done that war in their own land was an impossible thing. In that they shared the delusion of all North America. They felt as secure as spectators at a bullfight; they risked their money perhaps on the result, but that was all. And such ideas of war as the common Americans possessed were derived from the limited, picturesque, adventurous war of the past. They saw war as they saw history, through an iridescent mist, deodorised, scented indeed, with all its essential cruelties tactfully hidden away. They were inclined to regret it as something ennobling, to sigh that it could no longer come into their own private experience. They read with interest, if not with avidity, of their new guns, of their immense and still more immense ironclads, of their incredible and still more incredible explosives, but just what these tremendous engines of destruction might mean for their personal lives never entered their heads. They did not, so far as one can judge from their contemporary literature, think that they meant anything to their personal lives at all. They thought America was safe amidst all this piling up of explosives. They cheered the flag by habit and tradition, they despised other nations, and whenever there was an international difficulty they were intensely patriotic, that is to say, they were ardently against any native politician who did not say, threaten, and do harsh and uncompromising things to the antagonist people. They were spirited to Asia, spirited to Germany, so spirited to Great Britain that the international attitude of the mother country to her great daughter was constantly compared in contemporary caricature to that between a hen-pecked husband and a vicious young wife. And for the rest, they all went about their business and pleasure as if war had died out with the megatherium....
For many generations, New York had ignored war, seeing it as something that happened far away, affecting prices and providing newspapers with exciting headlines and images. New Yorkers felt, perhaps even more than the English, that war in their own country was unthinkable. They shared the illusion of all North America. They felt as secure as spectators at a bullfight; they might gamble on the outcome, but that was it. Their ideas about war came from the limited, adventurous wars of the past. They viewed war as they viewed history, through a colorful haze, sanitized and romanticized, with all its brutal realities neatly hidden away. They were prone to see war as something noble, lamenting that it could no longer be part of their personal experiences. They read with interest, if not enthusiasm, about their new guns, their massive ironclads, and their incredible explosives, but never considered what these powerful weapons might mean for their personal lives. According to their contemporary literature, they believed these weapons had no impact on them at all. They thought America was safe amid all this buildup of explosives. They cheered for the flag out of habit and tradition, looked down on other nations, and whenever there was an international issue, they became fiercely patriotic—meaning they were strongly against any local politician who didn’t say, threaten, or do harsh and uncompromising things to the opposing country. They were eager to confront Asia, eager to take on Germany, and so eager against Great Britain that contemporary caricatures often compared the relationship of the mother country to her great daughter to that of a henpecked husband and a combative young wife. Meanwhile, everyone continued with their daily lives as if war had disappeared with the megatherium...
And then suddenly, into a world peacefully busied for the most part upon armaments and the perfection of explosives, war came; came the shock of realising that the guns were going off, that the masses of inflammable material all over the world were at last ablaze.
And then suddenly, in a world mostly focused on military weapons and perfecting explosives, war erupted; it hit hard to realize that the guns were firing, and that the huge amounts of flammable material around the globe were finally on fire.
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The immediate effect upon New York of the sudden onset of war was merely to intensify her normal vehemence.
The immediate impact on New York from the sudden outbreak of war was simply to amplify her usual intensity.
The newspapers and magazines that fed the American mind—for books upon this impatient continent had become simply material for the energy of collectors—were instantly a coruscation of war pictures and of headlines that rose like rockets and burst like shells. To the normal high-strung energy of New York streets was added a touch of war-fever. Great crowds assembled, more especially in the dinner hour, in Madison Square about the Farragut monument, to listen to and cheer patriotic speeches, and a veritable epidemic of little flags and buttons swept through these great torrents of swiftly moving young people, who poured into New York of a morning by car and mono-rail and subway and train, to toil, and ebb home again between the hours of five and seven. It was dangerous not to wear a war button. The splendid music-halls of the time sank every topic in patriotism and evolved scenes of wild enthusiasm, strong men wept at the sight of the national banner sustained by the whole strength of the ballet, and special searchlights and illuminations amazed the watching angels. The churches re-echoed the national enthusiasm in graver key and slower measure, and the aerial and naval preparations on the East River were greatly incommoded by the multitude of excursion steamers which thronged, helpfully cheering, about them. The trade in small-arms was enormously stimulated, and many overwrought citizens found an immediate relief for their emotions in letting off fireworks of a more or less heroic, dangerous, and national character in the public streets. Small children's air-balloons of the latest model attached to string became a serious check to the pedestrian in Central Park. And amidst scenes of indescribable emotion the Albany legislature in permanent session, and with a generous suspension of rules and precedents, passed through both Houses the long-disputed Bill for universal military service in New York State.
The newspapers and magazines that shaped American thinking—since books on this restless continent had mostly turned into just collectibles—were quickly filled with war images and headlines that shot up like fireworks and exploded like shells. The usual high energy of New York streets was intensified by a sense of war excitement. Huge crowds gathered, especially during dinner time, around the Farragut monument in Madison Square, to listen to and cheer for patriotic speeches, while a wave of small flags and buttons spread through the throngs of young people flowing into New York each morning by car, elevated train, subway, and regular trains to work, and then returning home between five and seven. It was risky not to wear a war button. The popular music halls of the era turned every topic into one of patriotism, creating scenes of wild enthusiasm where strong men wept at the sight of the national flag upheld by the entire strength of the ballet, and special searchlights and lights left the observing angels in awe. The churches echoed the national fervor in a more serious and slower tone, and the aerial and naval preparations on the East River were significantly disrupted by the many excursion boats that gathered around, cheering encouragingly. The trade in small arms surged, and a lot of stressed citizens found immediate relief for their emotions by setting off fireworks of a more or less heroic, risky, and national nature in public streets. Kids' air balloons of the latest design attached to strings became a serious obstacle for pedestrians in Central Park. And amid scenes of indescribable emotion, the Albany legislature, in continuous session and with an unprecedented suspension of rules and precedents, passed the long-debated Bill for universal military service in New York State through both Houses.
Critics of the American character are disposed to consider—that up to the actual impact of the German attack the people of New York dealt altogether too much with the war as if it was a political demonstration. Little or no damage, they urge, was done to either the German or Japanese forces by the wearing of buttons, the waving of small flags, the fireworks, or the songs. They forgot that, under the conditions of warfare a century of science had brought about, the non-military section of the population could do no serious damage in any form to their enemies, and that there was no reason, therefore, why they should not do as they did. The balance of military efficiency was shifting back from the many to the few, from the common to the specialised.
Critics of the American character tend to think that, before the actual German attack, the people of New York treated the war more like a political rally than anything else. They argue that wearing buttons, waving small flags, setting off fireworks, or singing songs didn't really damage the German or Japanese forces. They overlook the fact that, given the conditions of warfare that a century of science has created, the civilian population couldn't seriously hurt their enemies in any meaningful way, and there was no reason for them not to act as they did. The balance of military effectiveness was shifting from the many to the few, from the general to the specialized.
The days when the emotional infantryman decided battles had passed by for ever. War had become a matter of apparatus of special training and skill of the most intricate kind. It had become undemocratic. And whatever the value of the popular excitement, there can be no denying that the small regular establishment of the United States Government, confronted by this totally unexpected emergency of an armed invasion from Europe, acted with vigour, science, and imagination. They were taken by surprise so far as the diplomatic situation was concerned, and their equipment for building either navigables or aeroplanes was contemptible in comparison with the huge German parks. Still they set to work at once to prove to the world that the spirit that had created the Monitor and the Southern submarines of 1864 was not dead. The chief of the aeronautic establishment near West Point was Cabot Sinclair, and he allowed himself but one single moment of the posturing that was so universal in that democratic time. “We have chosen our epitaphs,” he said to a reporter, “and we are going to have, 'They did all they could.' Now run away!”
The days when an emotional soldier could sway battles are long gone. War has turned into a complex operation requiring specialized training and skills. It has become undemocratic. No matter how valuable the public excitement, it's undeniable that the small standing army of the United States Government, faced with an unexpected armed invasion from Europe, responded with energy, expertise, and creativity. They were caught off guard by the diplomatic situation, and their resources for building either boats or airplanes were laughable compared to the massive German forces. Still, they immediately set out to show the world that the spirit that created the Monitor and the Southern submarines of 1864 was very much alive. The head of the aeronautics facility near West Point was Cabot Sinclair, and he allowed himself just one fleeting moment of the showboating that was so common in that democratic era. “We have chosen our epitaphs,” he told a reporter, “and ours will read, 'They did all they could.' Now go away!”
The curious thing is that they did all do all they could; there is no exception known. Their only defect indeed was a defect of style. One of the most striking facts historically about this war, and the one that makes the complete separation that had arisen between the methods of warfare and the necessity of democratic support, is the effectual secrecy of the Washington authorities about their airships. They did not bother to confide a single fact of their preparations to the public. They did not even condescend to talk to Congress. They burked and suppressed every inquiry. The war was fought by the President and the Secretaries of State in an entirely autocratic manner. Such publicity as they sought was merely to anticipate and prevent inconvenient agitation to defend particular points. They realised that the chief danger in aerial warfare from an excitable and intelligent public would be a clamour for local airships and aeroplanes to defend local interests. This, with such resources as they possessed, might lead to a fatal division and distribution of the national forces. Particularly they feared that they might be forced into a premature action to defend New York. They realised with prophetic insight that this would be the particular advantage the Germans would seek. So they took great pains to direct the popular mind towards defensive artillery, and to divert it from any thought of aerial battle. Their real preparations they masked beneath ostensible ones. There was at Washington a large reserve of naval guns, and these were distributed rapidly, conspicuously, and with much press attention, among the Eastern cities. They were mounted for the most part upon hills and prominent crests around the threatened centres of population. They were mounted upon rough adaptations of the Doan swivel, which at that time gave the maximum vertical range to a heavy gun. Much of this artillery was still unmounted, and nearly all of it was unprotected when the German air-fleet reached New York. And down in the crowded streets, when that occurred, the readers of the New York papers were regaling themselves with wonderful and wonderfully illustrated accounts of such matters as:—
The interesting thing is that they all did everything they could; there’s no known exception. Their only flaw, really, was a flaw in style. One of the most notable historical facts about this war, which highlights the total separation between methods of warfare and the need for democratic support, is the complete secrecy of the Washington authorities regarding their airships. They didn’t bother to share a single detail of their preparations with the public. They wouldn’t even lower themselves to speak to Congress. They ignored and suppressed every inquiry. The war was conducted by the President and the Secretaries of State in a completely autocratic manner. The only publicity they aimed for was to preempt and prevent any inconvenient pressure to defend specific points. They understood that the main danger in aerial warfare from an excitable and knowledgeable public would be the demand for local airships and airplanes to protect local interests. This, given the resources they had, could lead to a disastrous division and allocation of national forces. They particularly feared being pressured into taking premature action to defend New York. They recognized with prophetic insight that this would be exactly what the Germans were aiming for. So, they worked hard to steer public attention toward defensive artillery and away from any thoughts of aerial battles. They concealed their real preparations beneath those that were more obvious. In Washington, there was a substantial reserve of naval guns, and these were rapidly distributed, publicly and with significant media coverage, among the Eastern cities. They were mainly placed on hills and high points around the threatened population centers. They were installed on rough adaptations of the Doan swivel, which at that time offered the best vertical range for a heavy gun. Much of this artillery was still unmounted, and nearly all of it was unprotected when the German air fleet reached New York. And down in the crowded streets, when that happened, the readers of the New York papers were enjoying fantastic and beautifully illustrated stories about things like:—
THE SECRET OF THE THUNDERBOLT AGED SCIENTIST PERFECTS ELECTRIC GUN TO ELECTROCUTE AIRSHIP CREWS BY UPWARD LIGHTNING WASHINGTON ORDERS FIVE HUNDRED WAR SECRETARY LODGE DELIGHTED SAYS THEY WILL SUIT THE GERMANS DOWN TO THE GROUND PRESIDENT PUBLICLY APPLAUDS THIS MERRY QUIP 3
THE SECRET OF THE THUNDERBOLT AGED SCIENTIST PERFECTS ELECTRIC GUN TO ELECTROCUTE AIRSHIP CREWS BY UPWARD LIGHTNING WASHINGTON ORDERS FIVE HUNDRED WAR SECRETARY LODGE DELIGHTED SAYS THEY WILL SUIT THE GERMANS DOWN TO THE GROUND PRESIDENT PUBLICLY APPLAUDS THIS MERRY QUIP 3
The German fleet reached New York in advance of the news of the American naval disaster. It reached New York in the late afternoon and was first seen by watchers at Ocean Grove and Long Branch coming swiftly out of the southward sea and going away to the northwest. The flagship passed almost vertically over the Sandy Hook observation station, rising rapidly as it did so, and in a few minutes all New York was vibrating to the Staten Island guns.
The German fleet arrived in New York before word got out about the American naval disaster. It reached New York in the late afternoon and was first spotted by observers at Ocean Grove and Long Branch, moving quickly from the south and heading northwest. The flagship flew almost directly over the Sandy Hook observation station, climbing fast as it did, and soon, all of New York could feel the vibrations from the Staten Island guns.
Several of these guns, and especially that at Giffords and the one on Beacon Hill above Matawan, were remarkably well handled. The former, at a distance of five miles, and with an elevation of six thousand feet, sent a shell to burst so close to the Vaterland that a pane of the Prince's forward window was smashed by a fragment. This sudden explosion made Bert tuck in his head with the celerity of a startled tortoise. The whole air-fleet immediately went up steeply to a height of about twelve thousand feet and at that level passed unscathed over the ineffectual guns. The airships lined out as they moved forward into the form of a flattened V, with its apex towards the city, and with the flagship going highest at the apex. The two ends of the V passed over Plumfield and Jamaica Bay, respectively, and the Prince directed his course a little to the east of the Narrows, soared over Upper Bay, and came to rest over Jersey City in a position that dominated lower New York. There the monsters hung, large and wonderful in the evening light, serenely regardless of the occasional rocket explosions and flashing shell-bursts in the lower air.
Several of these guns, especially the one at Giffords and the one on Beacon Hill above Matawan, were handled remarkably well. The first one, five miles away and at an elevation of six thousand feet, fired a shell that burst so close to the Vaterland that a piece shattered a window in the Prince's forward cabin. This sudden explosion caused Bert to duck his head as quickly as a startled tortoise. The entire air fleet immediately ascended steeply to about twelve thousand feet and passed unharmed over the ineffective guns. The airships formed a flattened V as they moved forward, with the point of the V aimed at the city and the flagship positioned highest at the apex. The two ends of the V flew over Plumfield and Jamaica Bay, respectively, while the Prince directed his course slightly east of the Narrows, soared over Upper Bay, and settled over Jersey City in a position that overlooked lower New York. There, the massive ships hovered, impressive and magnificent in the evening light, completely unbothered by the occasional rocket explosions and flashing shell bursts below.
It was a pause of mutual inspection. For a time naive humanity swamped the conventions of warfare altogether; the interest of the millions below and of the thousands above alike was spectacular. The evening was unexpectedly fine—only a few thin level bands of clouds at seven or eight thousand feet broke its luminous clarity. The wind had dropped; it was an evening infinitely peaceful and still. The heavy concussions of the distant guns and those incidental harmless pyrotechnics at the level of the clouds seemed to have as little to do with killing and force, terror and submission, as a salute at a naval review. Below, every point of vantage bristled with spectators, the roofs of the towering buildings, the public squares, the active ferry boats, and every favourable street intersection had its crowds: all the river piers were dense with people, the Battery Park was solid black with east-side population, and every position of advantage in Central Park and along Riverside Drive had its peculiar and characteristic assembly from the adjacent streets. The footways of the great bridges over the East River were also closely packed and blocked. Everywhere shopkeepers had left their shops, men their work, and women and children their homes, to come out and see the marvel.
It was a moment of mutual observation. For a time, naive humanity completely overshadowed the rules of war; the excitement of the millions below and the thousands above was incredible. The evening turned out to be surprisingly nice—only a few thin bands of clouds at seven or eight thousand feet disrupted its bright clarity. The wind had calmed down; it was an evening that felt infinitely peaceful and still. The loud booms of distant guns and the harmless fireworks at cloud level seemed as unrelated to killing and force, terror and submission, as a salute at a naval parade. Below, every vantage point was filled with spectators; the rooftops of tall buildings, public squares, active ferry boats, and every good street corner had its crowds: all the river docks were packed with people, Battery Park was completely black with east-side residents, and every prime spot in Central Park and along Riverside Drive had its unique and characteristic gathering from the nearby streets. The walkways of the huge bridges over the East River were also crowded and blocked. Everywhere, shopkeepers had left their stores, men had paused their work, and women and children had stepped out of their homes to witness the spectacle.
“It beat,” they declared, “the newspapers.”
“It beat,” they announced, “the newspapers.”
And from above, many of the occupants of the airships stared with an equal curiosity. No city in the world was ever so finely placed as New York, so magnificently cut up by sea and bluff and river, so admirably disposed to display the tall effects of buildings, the complex immensities of bridges and mono-railways and feats of engineering. London, Paris, Berlin, were shapeless, low agglomerations beside it. Its port reached to its heart like Venice, and, like Venice, it was obvious, dramatic, and proud. Seen from above it was alive with crawling trains and cars, and at a thousand points it was already breaking into quivering light. New York was altogether at its best that evening, its splendid best.
And from above, many of the people in the airships looked down with equal curiosity. No city in the world was ever as beautifully positioned as New York, so impressively divided by sea, hills, and rivers, so perfectly set up to showcase the towering buildings, the complex enormity of bridges, monorails, and engineering marvels. London, Paris, Berlin, were formless, low collections compared to it. Its port reached deep into the city like Venice, and like Venice, it was striking, dynamic, and proud. Viewed from above, it was alive with bustling trains and cars, and at a thousand spots, it was already bursting into shimmering light. New York was truly at its best that evening, its magnificent best.
“Gaw! What a place!” said Bert.
“Wow! What a place!” said Bert.
It was so great, and in its collective effect so pacifically magnificent, that to make war upon it seemed incongruous beyond measure, like laying siege to the National Gallery or attacking respectable people in an hotel dining-room with battle-axe and mail. It was in its entirety so large, so complex, so delicately immense, that to bring it to the issue of warfare was like driving a crowbar into the mechanism of a clock. And the fish-like shoal of great airships hovering light and sunlit above, filling the sky, seemed equally remote from the ugly forcefulness of war. To Kurt, to Smallways, to I know not how many more of the people in the air-fleet came the distinctest apprehension of these incompatibilities. But in the head of the Prince Karl Albert were the vapours of romance: he was a conqueror, and this was the enemy's city. The greater the city, the greater the triumph. No doubt he had a time of tremendous exultation and sensed beyond all precedent the sense of power that night.
It was so amazing, and its overall effect so peacefully stunning, that declaring war on it felt completely out of place, like laying siege to an art gallery or attacking nice people in a hotel dining room with a battle-axe and armor. It was so vast, so complicated, and so impressively immense that turning it into a battlefield was like forcing a crowbar into a clock's mechanism. And the fish-like swarm of giant airships floating lightly and brightly above, filling the sky, seemed just as far removed from the harsh realities of war. To Kurt, to Smallways, and to many others in the air fleet, there was a clear sense of these contradictions. But in the mind of Prince Karl Albert were the illusions of romance: he was a conqueror, and this was the enemy's city. The bigger the city, the greater the victory. No doubt he experienced a time of incredible exhilaration and sensed a level of power that night unlike anything before.
There came an end at last to that pause. Some wireless communications had failed of a satisfactory ending, and fleet and city remembered they were hostile powers. “Look!” cried the multitude; “look!”
There finally came an end to that pause. Some wireless communications hadn't ended well, and the fleet and the city remembered they were enemies. "Look!" shouted the crowd; "look!"
“What are they doing?”
"What are they up to?"
“What?”... Down through the twilight sank five attacking airships, one to the Navy Yard on East River, one to City Hall, two over the great business buildings of Wall Street and Lower Broadway, one to the Brooklyn Bridge, dropping from among their fellows through the danger zone from the distant guns smoothly and rapidly to a safe proximity to the city masses. At that descent all the cars in the streets stopped with dramatic suddenness, and all the lights that had been coming on in the streets and houses went out again. For the City Hall had awakened and was conferring by telephone with the Federal command and taking measures for defence. The City Hall was asking for airships, refusing to surrender as Washington advised, and developing into a centre of intense emotion, of hectic activity. Everywhere and hastily the police began to clear the assembled crowds. “Go to your homes,” they said; and the word was passed from mouth to mouth, “There's going to be trouble.” A chill of apprehension ran through the city, and men hurrying in the unwonted darkness across City Hall Park and Union Square came upon the dim forms of soldiers and guns, and were challenged and sent back. In half an hour New York had passed from serene sunset and gaping admiration to a troubled and threatening twilight.
“What?”... Down through the dusk came five attacking airships, one heading to the Navy Yard on East River, one to City Hall, two over the major business buildings of Wall Street and Lower Broadway, and one to the Brooklyn Bridge, dropping through the danger zone from the distant guns quickly and smoothly to a safe distance from the city masses. As they descended, all the cars in the streets stopped abruptly, and all the lights that had been turning on in the streets and houses went off again. The City Hall had come to life and was conferring by phone with the Federal command, taking measures for defense. City Hall was requesting airships, refusing to surrender as Washington suggested, and was becoming a center of intense emotion and hectic activity. Everywhere, the police began to clear the gathered crowds in a hurry. “Go home,” they said, and the word spread from person to person, “There’s going to be trouble.” A chill of fear spread through the city, as men hurried in the unusual darkness across City Hall Park and Union Square, encountering the dim shapes of soldiers and guns, and were challenged and sent back. In half an hour, New York had shifted from a calm sunset and gaping admiration to a troubled and threatening twilight.
The first loss of life occurred in the panic rush from Brooklyn Bridge as the airship approached it. With the cessation of the traffic an unusual stillness came upon New York, and the disturbing concussions of the futile defending guns on the hills about grew more and more audible. At last these ceased also. A pause of further negotiation followed. People sat in darkness, sought counsel from telephones that were dumb. Then into the expectant hush came a great crash and uproar, the breaking down of the Brooklyn Bridge, the rifle fire from the Navy Yard, and the bursting of bombs in Wall Street and the City Hall. New York as a whole could do nothing, could understand nothing. New York in the darkness peered and listened to these distant sounds until presently they died away as suddenly as they had begun. “What could be happening?” They asked it in vain.
The first loss of life happened during the panic as people rushed from Brooklyn Bridge when the airship approached. With the traffic halted, an unusual stillness settled over New York, and the jarring sounds of the ineffective guns on the surrounding hills became increasingly loud. Eventually, these sounds stopped as well. A delay in further negotiations followed. People sat in the dark, trying to seek guidance from silent telephones. Then, into the tense silence came a huge crash and chaos—the collapse of the Brooklyn Bridge, gunfire from the Navy Yard, and explosions in Wall Street and City Hall. New York as a whole couldn't do anything or make sense of it all. In the darkness, New Yorkers strained to hear and understand the far-off noises until they faded away as suddenly as they had started. “What could be happening?” they asked, but their question went unanswered.
A long, vague period intervened, and people looking out of the windows of upper rooms discovered the dark hulls of German airships, gliding slowly and noiselessly, quite close at hand. Then quietly the electric lights came on again, and an uproar of nocturnal newsvendors began in the streets.
A lengthy, unclear time passed, and people peering out from the upper windows spotted the dark shapes of German airships gliding slowly and silently nearby. Then, the electric lights turned back on quietly, and a commotion of nighttime news vendors erupted in the streets.
The units of that vast and varied population bought and learnt what had happened; there had been a fight and New York had hoisted the white flag.
The members of that large and diverse population bought and learned what had happened; there had been a fight, and New York had raised the white flag.
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The lamentable incidents that followed the surrender of New York seem now in the retrospect to be but the necessary and inevitable consequence of the clash of modern appliances and social conditions produced by the scientific century on the one hand, and the tradition of a crude, romantic patriotism on the other. At first people received the fact with an irresponsible detachment, much as they would have received the slowing down of the train in which they were travelling or the erection of a public monument by the city to which they belonged.
The unfortunate events that occurred after the surrender of New York now seem, in hindsight, to be just a natural outcome of the clash between modern technology and social conditions brought about by the scientific age on one side, and the outdated, romantic ideas of patriotism on the other. Initially, people took the news with a sense of careless detachment, similar to how they would react to a train slowing down during their journey or the construction of a public monument in their city.
“We have surrendered. Dear me! HAVE we?” was rather the manner in which the first news was met. They took it in the same spectacular spirit they had displayed at the first apparition of the air-fleet. Only slowly was this realisation of a capitulation suffused with the flush of passion, only with reflection did they make any personal application. “WE have surrendered!” came later; “in us America is defeated.” Then they began to burn and tingle.
“We’ve given up. Oh no! HAVE we?” was pretty much how they reacted to the first news. They took it with the same dramatic flair they had shown when they first saw the air fleet. Only gradually did the realization of their defeat sink in, and it was only after some thought that they started to feel a personal connection to it. “WE’ve surrendered!” came later; “in us, America has lost.” Then they began to feel the heat and thrill.
The newspapers, which were issued about one in the morning contained no particulars of the terms upon which New York had yielded—nor did they give any intimation of the quality of the brief conflict that had preceded the capitulation. The later issues remedied these deficiencies. There came the explicit statement of the agreement to victual the German airships, to supply the complement of explosives to replace those employed in the fight and in the destruction of the North Atlantic fleet, to pay the enormous ransom of forty million dollars, and to surrender the flotilla in the East River. There came, too, longer and longer descriptions of the smashing up of the City Hall and the Navy Yard, and people began to realise faintly what those brief minutes of uproar had meant. They read the tale of men blown to bits, of futile soldiers in that localised battle fighting against hope amidst an indescribable wreckage, of flags hauled down by weeping men. And these strange nocturnal editions contained also the first brief cables from Europe of the fleet disaster, the North Atlantic fleet for which New York had always felt an especial pride and solicitude. Slowly, hour by hour, the collective consciousness woke up, the tide of patriotic astonishment and humiliation came floating in. America had come upon disaster; suddenly New York discovered herself with amazement giving place to wrath unspeakable, a conquered city under the hand of her conqueror.
The newspapers, which were released around one in the morning, didn’t provide any details about the terms on which New York had surrendered—nor did they hint at the nature of the brief conflict that had led to the capitulation. The later editions fixed these shortcomings. They included a clear statement of the agreement to supply food for the German airships, to replace the explosives used in the fight and in the destruction of the North Atlantic fleet, to pay the massive ransom of forty million dollars, and to hand over the flotilla in the East River. There were also longer descriptions of the devastation of City Hall and the Navy Yard, and people began to faintly understand what those chaotic minutes had entailed. They read about men blown apart, about helpless soldiers in that localized battle fighting against hope amidst unimaginable wreckage, and about flags lowered by weeping men. These unusual nighttime editions also included the first brief cables from Europe about the fleet disaster, the North Atlantic fleet that New York had always taken special pride in. Slowly, hour by hour, the collective awareness began to awaken, the wave of patriotic shock and humiliation rolled in. America had faced disaster; suddenly New York found herself, in disbelief, giving way to unspeakable anger, a conquered city under the control of her conqueror.
As that fact shaped itself in the public mind, there sprang up, as flames spring up, an angry repudiation. “No!” cried New York, waking in the dawn. “No! I am not defeated. This is a dream.” Before day broke the swift American anger was running through all the city, through every soul in those contagious millions. Before it took action, before it took shape, the men in the airships could feel the gigantic insurgence of emotion, as cattle and natural creatures feel, it is said, the coming of an earthquake. The newspapers of the Knype group first gave the thing words and a formula. “We do not agree,” they said simply. “We have been betrayed!” Men took that up everywhere, it passed from mouth to mouth, at every street corner under the paling lights of dawn orators stood unchecked, calling upon the spirit of America to arise, making the shame a personal reality to every one who heard. To Bert, listening five hundred feet above, it seemed that the city, which had at first produced only confused noises, was now humming like a hive of bees—of very angry bees.
As this fact settled in the public's mind, an angry rejection ignited, like flames. “No!” shouted New York, waking to the dawn. “No! I am not defeated. This is a dream.” Before the sun came up, a swift wave of American anger surged throughout the city, infecting every soul in those countless millions. Even before it took action or formed a clear shape, the men in the airships could sense the massive outpouring of emotion, like cattle and other animals can supposedly sense an impending earthquake. The newspapers from the Knype group were the first to give the situation words and structure. “We disagree,” they stated plainly. “We have been betrayed!” This sentiment spread everywhere; people passed it along from person to person, and at every street corner, under the dimming dawn lights, speakers stood freely, calling on the spirit of America to rise, making the shame a personal reality for everyone who listened. To Bert, watching from five hundred feet up, it seemed that the city, which had initially produced only jumbled noises, was now buzzing like an angry hive of bees.
After the smashing of the City Hall and Post-Office, the white flag had been hoisted from a tower of the old Park Row building, and thither had gone Mayor O'Hagen, urged thither indeed by the terror-stricken property owners of lower New York, to negotiate the capitulation with Von Winterfeld. The Vaterland, having dropped the secretary by a rope ladder, remained hovering, circling very slowly above the great buildings, old and new, that clustered round City Hall Park, while the Helmholz, which had done the fighting there, rose overhead to a height of perhaps two thousand feet. So Bert had a near view of all that occurred in that central place. The City Hall and Court House, the Post-Office and a mass of buildings on the west side of Broadway, had been badly damaged, and the three former were a heap of blackened ruins. In the case of the first two the loss of life had not been considerable, but a great multitude of workers, including many girls and women, had been caught in the destruction of the Post-Office, and a little army of volunteers with white badges entered behind the firemen, bringing out the often still living bodies, for the most part frightfully charred, and carrying them into the big Monson building close at hand. Everywhere the busy firemen were directing their bright streams of water upon the smouldering masses: their hose lay about the square, and long cordons of police held back the gathering black masses of people, chiefly from the east side, from these central activities.
After the destruction of City Hall and the Post Office, a white flag was raised from a tower of the old Park Row building, and Mayor O'Hagen went there, urged on by the terrified property owners of lower New York, to negotiate the surrender with Von Winterfeld. The Vaterland, having lowered the secretary by rope ladder, hovered slowly above the large buildings, old and new, surrounding City Hall Park, while the Helmholz, which had done the fighting there, rose to about two thousand feet. So Bert had a close view of everything happening in that central area. City Hall and the Court House, the Post Office, and a number of buildings on the west side of Broadway were heavily damaged, with the first three reduced to piles of blackened ruins. In the cases of the first two, the loss of life wasn’t significant, but a large number of workers, including many girls and women, were caught in the destruction of the Post Office. A small army of volunteers with white badges entered behind the firefighters, pulling out bodies, many of them still alive but horribly burned, and carrying them to the nearby Monson building. Everywhere, busy firefighters directed streams of water onto the smoldering wreckage: hoses lay scattered across the square, and long lines of police held back the gathering crowd of onlookers, mostly from the east side, from these central activities.
In violent and extraordinary contrast with this scene of destruction, close at hand were the huge newspaper establishments of Park Row. They were all alight and working; they had not been abandoned even while the actual bomb throwing was going on, and now staff and presses were vehemently active, getting out the story, the immense and dreadful story of the night, developing comment and, in most cases, spreading the idea of resistance under the very noses of the airships. For a long time Bert could not imagine what these callously active offices could be, then he detected the noise of the presses and emitted his “Gaw!”
In harsh and shocking contrast to this scene of destruction, right nearby were the massive newspaper offices on Park Row. They were fully operational and bustling; they hadn't been abandoned even while the bombing was happening, and now the staff and presses were working furiously to get out the story, the huge and terrible story of the night, crafting commentary and, in many cases, promoting the idea of resistance right under the noses of the airships. For a long time, Bert couldn't figure out what these callously busy offices could be, then he recognized the sound of the presses and exclaimed, "Gaw!"
Beyond these newspaper buildings again, and partially hidden by the arches of the old Elevated Railway of New York (long since converted into a mono-rail), there was another cordon of police and a sort of encampment of ambulances and doctors, busy with the dead and wounded who had been killed early in the night by the panic upon Brooklyn Bridge. All this he saw in the perspectives of a bird's-eye view, as things happening in a big, irregular-shaped pit below him, between cliffs of high building. Northward he looked along the steep canon of Broadway, down whose length at intervals crowds were assembling about excited speakers; and when he lifted his eyes he saw the chimneys and cable-stacks and roof spaces of New York, and everywhere now over these the watching, debating people clustered, except where the fires raged and the jets of water flew. Everywhere, too, were flagstaffs devoid of flags; one white sheet drooped and flapped and drooped again over the Park Row buildings. And upon the lurid lights, the festering movement and intense shadows of this strange scene, there was breaking now the cold, impartial dawn.
Beyond the newspaper buildings again, and partly hidden by the arches of the old Elevated Railway of New York (which has long been converted into a monorail), there was another group of police and a sort of camp of ambulances and doctors, busy with the dead and wounded who had been injured early in the night due to the panic on Brooklyn Bridge. He saw all of this from above, like a bird’s-eye view, as events unfolded in a large, irregular-shaped pit below him, surrounded by tall buildings. He looked north along the steep canyon of Broadway, where crowds were gathering around excited speakers at intervals; when he lifted his gaze, he saw the chimneys, cable stacks, and rooftops of New York, with people clustered everywhere, watching and debating, except in the areas where fires were raging and jets of water were shooting. There were also flagpoles without flags everywhere; one white sheet drooped and flapped repeatedly over the Park Row buildings. And now, breaking over the intense lights, chaotic movement, and deep shadows of this strange scene, the cold, impartial dawn was beginning to rise.
For Bert Smallways all this was framed in the frame of the open porthole. It was a pale, dim world outside that dark and tangible rim. All night he had clutched at that rim, jumped and quivered at explosions, and watched phantom events. Now he had been high and now low; now almost beyond hearing, now flying close to crashings and shouts and outcries. He had seen airships flying low and swift over darkened and groaning streets; watched great buildings, suddenly red-lit amidst the shadows, crumple at the smashing impact of bombs; witnessed for the first time in his life the grotesque, swift onset of insatiable conflagrations. From it all he felt detached, disembodied. The Vaterland did not even fling a bomb; she watched and ruled. Then down they had come at last to hover over City Hall Park, and it had crept in upon his mind, chillingly, terrifyingly, that these illuminated black masses were great offices afire, and that the going to and fro of minute, dim spectres of lantern-lit grey and white was a harvesting of the wounded and the dead. As the light grew clearer he began to understand more and more what these crumpled black things signified....
For Bert Smallways, all of this was framed in the open porthole. It was a pale, dim world outside that dark, tangible edge. All night he had gripped that edge, jumped and shaken at explosions, and watched phantom events. Now he had been up high and down low; now almost out of earshot, now flying close to crashes and shouts and cries. He had seen airships racing low and fast over dark and groaning streets; watched towering buildings suddenly lit red amid the shadows, crumple at the crushing impact of bombs; witnessed, for the first time in his life, the grotesque, swift onset of unquenchable fires. Through it all, he felt detached, separate. The Vaterland didn’t even drop a bomb; she just watched and controlled. Then they had finally come down to hover over City Hall Park, and it had gradually crept into his mind, chillingly, terrifyingly, that these illuminated black shapes were large offices on fire, and that the movement of tiny, dim specters of lantern-lit gray and white was the gathering of the wounded and the dead. As the light became clearer, he began to understand more and more what these crumpled black things meant....
He had watched hour after hour since first New York had risen out of the blue indistinctness of the landfall. With the daylight he experienced an intolerable fatigue.
He had watched hour after hour since New York first appeared out of the blue haze of the coastline. With the daylight, he felt an overwhelming fatigue.
He lifted weary eyes to the pink flush in the sky, yawned immensely, and crawled back whispering to himself across the cabin to the locker. He did not so much lie down upon that as fall upon it and instantly become asleep.
He lifted tired eyes to the pink glow in the sky, yawned widely, and crawled back, murmuring to himself across the cabin to the locker. He didn’t just lie down on it; he fell onto it and instantly fell asleep.
There, hours after, sprawling undignified and sleeping profoundly, Kurt found him, a very image of the democratic mind confronted with the problems of a time too complex for its apprehension. His face was pale and indifferent, his mouth wide open, and he snored. He snored disagreeably.
There, hours later, sprawled out and sleeping deeply, Kurt found him, a perfect example of the democratic mindset grappling with issues too complicated to understand. His face was pale and indifferent, his mouth wide open, and he was snoring. He snored irritatingly.
Kurt regarded him for a moment with a mild distaste. Then he kicked his ankle.
Kurt looked at him for a moment with a slight distaste. Then he kicked his ankle.
“Wake up,” he said to Smallways' stare, “and lie down decent.”
“Wake up,” he said to Smallways' gaze, “and lie down properly.”
Bert sat up and rubbed his eyes.
Bert sat up and rubbed his eyes.
“Any more fightin' yet?” he asked.
“Is there any more fighting yet?” he asked.
“No,” said Kurt, and sat down, a tired man.
“No,” Kurt said, sitting down, exhausted.
“Gott!” he cried presently, rubbing his hands over his face, “but I'd like a cold bath! I've been looking for stray bullet holes in the air-chambers all night until now.” He yawned. “I must sleep. You'd better clear out, Smallways. I can't stand you here this morning. You're so infernally ugly and useless. Have you had your rations? No! Well, go in and get 'em, and don't come back. Stick in the gallery....”
“God!” he exclaimed after a moment, rubbing his hands over his face, “but I could really use a cold shower! I’ve been checking for stray bullet holes in the air chambers all night.” He yawned. “I need to sleep. You should get lost, Smallways. I can’t handle you being here this morning. You’re so damn ugly and useless. Have you had your rations? No? Well, go get them, and don’t come back. Stay in the gallery…”
5
5
So Bert, slightly refreshed by coffee and sleep, resumed his helpless co-operation in the War in the Air. He went down into the little gallery as the lieutenant had directed, and clung to the rail at the extreme end beyond the look-out man, trying to seem as inconspicuous and harmless a fragment of life as possible.
So Bert, feeling a bit refreshed from coffee and sleep, continued his reluctant cooperation in the War in the Air. He went down into the small gallery as the lieutenant had instructed and held onto the rail at the far end, beyond the lookout man, trying to appear as inconspicuous and harmless as he could.
A wind was rising rather strongly from the south-east. It obliged the Vaterland to come about in that direction, and made her roll a great deal as she went to and fro over Manhattan Island. Away in the north-west clouds gathered. The throb-throb of her slow screw working against the breeze was much more perceptible than when she was going full speed ahead; and the friction of the wind against the underside of the gas-chamber drove a series of shallow ripples along it and made a faint flapping sound like, but fainter than, the beating of ripples under the stem of a boat. She was stationed over the temporary City Hall in the Park Row building, and every now and then she would descend to resume communication with the mayor and with Washington. But the restlessness of the Prince would not suffer him to remain for long in any one place. Now he would circle over the Hudson and East River; now he would go up high, as if to peer away into the blue distances; once he ascended so swiftly and so far that mountain sickness overtook him and the crew and forced him down again; and Bert shared the dizziness and nausea.
A strong wind was picking up from the southeast. It forced the Vaterland to turn in that direction and made her roll a lot as she moved back and forth over Manhattan Island. In the northwest, clouds were forming. The pulsing sound of her slow propeller working against the wind was much more noticeable than when she was going full speed; and the wind rubbing against the underside of the gas chamber created a series of shallow ripples along it, making a faint flapping sound, similar but quieter than the sound of waves hitting the bow of a boat. She was positioned above the temporary City Hall in the Park Row building, and every now and then she would descend to reconnect with the mayor and with Washington. But the Prince couldn’t stay still for long. He would circle over the Hudson and East River; then he would climb high, as if to look far into the blue distance; once he shot up so quickly and so high that he experienced mountain sickness, along with the crew, which forced them to come back down again; and Bert felt the dizziness and nausea too.
The swaying view varied with these changes of altitude. Now they would be low and close, and he would distinguish in that steep, unusual perspective, windows, doors, street and sky signs, people and the minutest details, and watch the enigmatical behaviour of crowds and clusters upon the roofs and in the streets; then as they soared the details would shrink, the sides of streets draw together, the view widen, the people cease to be significant. At the highest the effect was that of a concave relief map; Bert saw the dark and crowded land everywhere intersected by shining waters, saw the Hudson River like a spear of silver, and Lower Island Sound like a shield. Even to Bert's unphilosophical mind the contrast of city below and fleet above pointed an opposition, the opposition of the adventurous American's tradition and character with German order and discipline. Below, the immense buildings, tremendous and fine as they were, seemed like the giant trees of a jungle fighting for life; their picturesque magnificence was as planless as the chances of crag and gorge, their casualty enhanced by the smoke and confusion of still unsubdued and spreading conflagrations. In the sky soared the German airships like beings in a different, entirely more orderly world, all oriented to the same angle of the horizon, uniform in build and appearance, moving accurately with one purpose as a pack of wolves will move, distributed with the most precise and effectual co-operation.
The view shifted with the changes in altitude. Sometimes it was low and close, and he could make out windows, doors, street signs, and people, observing the puzzling behavior of crowds on the roofs and in the streets; then, as they climbed higher, the details shrank, the street sides drew together, the view expanded, and people became insignificant. At the highest point, it looked like a concave relief map; Bert saw the dark, bustling land cut through by shining bodies of water, the Hudson River glistening like silver, and Lower Island Sound resembling a shield. Even to Bert's lack of philosophical thinking, the contrast between the city below and the fleet above highlighted a conflict—the adventurous spirit of the American tradition versus German order and discipline. Below, the massive buildings, impressive and grand as they were, seemed like giant trees in a jungle fighting for survival; their picturesque grandeur was as random as the rugged landscape, their chaos intensified by the smoke and confusion of ongoing, spreading fires. In the sky, the German airships soared like creatures from a completely more orderly realm, all aligned to the same horizon, uniform in design, moving purposefully like a pack of wolves, distributed with the utmost precision and effective cooperation.
It dawned upon Bert that hardly a third of the fleet was visible. The others had gone upon errands he could not imagine, beyond the compass of that great circle of earth and sky. He wondered, but there was no one to ask. As the day wore on, about a dozen reappeared in the east with their stores replenished from the flotilla and towing a number of drachenflieger. Towards afternoon the weather thickened, driving clouds appeared in the south-west and ran together and seemed to engender more clouds, and the wind came round into that quarter and blew stronger. Towards the evening the wind became a gale into which the now tossing airships had to beat.
Bert realized that only about a third of the fleet was in sight. The rest had gone on missions he couldn’t even imagine, beyond the vast expanse of earth and sky. He was curious, but there was no one around to ask. As the day went on, around a dozen returned from the east, their supplies refilled from the flotilla and towing several airships. By afternoon, the weather worsened; dark clouds gathered in the southwest, merging and creating even more clouds, and the wind shifted to that direction, picking up strength. By evening, the wind had turned into a gale, forcing the now-bouncing airships to struggle against it.
All that day the Prince was negotiating with Washington, while his detached scouts sought far and wide over the Eastern States looking for anything resembling an aeronautic park. A squadron of twenty airships detached overnight had dropped out of the air upon Niagara and was holding the town and power works.
All day long, the Prince was in talks with Washington, while his separate scouts searched all over the Eastern States for anything like an aeronautics park. A squadron of twenty airships that had separated overnight had descended over Niagara and was taking control of the town and power plant.
Meanwhile the insurrectionary movement in the giant city grew uncontrollable. In spite of five great fires already involving many acres, and spreading steadily, New York was still not satisfied that she was beaten.
Meanwhile, the uprising in the massive city became uncontrollable. Despite five large fires already covering many acres and spreading steadily, New York still refused to accept defeat.
At first the rebellious spirit below found vent only in isolated shouts, street-crowd speeches, and newspaper suggestions; then it found much more definite expression in the appearance in the morning sunlight of American flags at point after point above the architectural cliffs of the city. It is quite possible that in many cases this spirited display of bunting by a city already surrendered was the outcome of the innocent informality of the American mind, but it is also undeniable that in many it was a deliberate indication that the people “felt wicked.”
At first, the rebellious spirit below only expressed itself through isolated shouts, speeches in the streets, and suggestions in newspapers; then it found a much clearer way to show itself with the appearance of American flags waving in the morning sunlight at various points above the city's architectural cliffs. It's likely that in many cases, this spirited display of flags by a city that had already given up was due to the casual nature of the American mindset, but it's also true that in many instances, it was a clear sign that the people "felt wicked."
The German sense of correctitude was deeply shocked by this outbreak. The Graf von Winterfeld immediately communicated with the mayor, and pointed out the irregularity, and the fire look-out stations were instructed in the matter. The New York police was speedily hard at work, and a foolish contest in full swing between impassioned citizens resolved to keep the flag flying, and irritated and worried officers instructed to pull it down.
The German sense of propriety was greatly upset by this incident. The Count von Winterfeld quickly got in touch with the mayor, highlighted the irregularity, and informed the fire lookout stations about it. The New York police were rapidly on the case, while a ridiculous conflict erupted between passionate citizens determined to keep the flag flying and frustrated officers tasked with taking it down.
The trouble became acute at last in the streets above Columbia University. The captain of the airship watching this quarter seems to have stooped to lasso and drag from its staff a flag hoisted upon Morgan Hall. As he did so a volley of rifle and revolver shots was fired from the upper windows of the huge apartment building that stands between the University and Riverside Drive.
The situation finally escalated in the streets above Columbia University. The captain of the airship watching this area appears to have bent down to lasso and pull down a flag raised on Morgan Hall. As he did this, a barrage of gunfire erupted from the upper windows of the large apartment building located between the University and Riverside Drive.
Most of these were ineffectual, but two or three perforated gas-chambers, and one smashed the hand and arm of a man upon the forward platform; The sentinel on the lower gallery immediately replied, and the machine gun on the shield of the eagle let fly and promptly stopped any further shots. The airship rose and signalled the flagship and City Hall, police and militiamen were directed at once to the spot, and this particular incident closed.
Most of these were useless, but two or three punctured gas chambers, and one injured a man's hand and arm on the front platform. The guard on the lower gallery immediately responded, and the machine gun on the eagle's shield fired back and quickly silenced any further shots. The airship ascended and signaled the flagship and City Hall, leading the police and militiamen to be directed to the scene right away, and this specific incident came to an end.
But hard upon that came the desperate attempt of a party of young clubmen from New York, who, inspired by patriotic and adventurous imaginations, slipped off in half a dozen motor-cars to Beacon Hill, and set to work with remarkable vigour to improvise a fort about the Doan swivel gun that had been placed there. They found it still in the hands of the disgusted gunners, who had been ordered to cease fire at the capitulation, and it was easy to infect these men with their own spirit. They declared their gun hadn't had half a chance, and were burning to show what it could do. Directed by the newcomers, they made a trench and bank about the mounting of the piece, and constructed flimsy shelter-pits of corrugated iron.
But soon after that, a group of young club members from New York, driven by patriotic and adventurous fantasies, took off in a handful of cars to Beacon Hill. They jumped into action with impressive energy to create a makeshift fort around the Doan swivel gun that had been set up there. They found the gun still in the hands of the frustrated soldiers, who had been told to stop firing after the surrender, and it was easy to get these men excited about the situation. They insisted their gun hadn't had a fair chance and were eager to demonstrate what it could do. Guided by the newcomers, they dug a trench and built up a bank around the mounting of the gun and threw together flimsy shelter-pits made of corrugated iron.
They were actually loading the gun when they were observed by the airship Preussen and the shell they succeeded in firing before the bombs of the latter smashed them and their crude defences to fragments, burst over the middle gas-chambers of the Bingen, and brought her to earth, disabled, upon Staten Island. She was badly deflated, and dropped among trees, over which her empty central gas-bags spread in canopies and festoons. Nothing, however, had caught fire, and her men were speedily at work upon her repair. They behaved with a confidence that verged upon indiscretion. While most of them commenced patching the tears of the membrane, half a dozen of them started off for the nearest road in search of a gas main, and presently found themselves prisoners in the hands of a hostile crowd. Close at hand was a number of villa residences, whose occupants speedily developed from an unfriendly curiosity to aggression. At that time the police control of the large polyglot population of Staten Island had become very lax, and scarcely a household but had its rifle or pistols and ammunition. These were presently produced, and after two or three misses, one of the men at work was hit in the foot. Thereupon the Germans left their sewing and mending, took cover among the trees, and replied.
They were actually loading the gun when the airship Preussen spotted them, and the shell they managed to fire before the bombs from the airship smashed their makeshift defenses exploded over the central gas chambers of the Bingen, bringing her down, disabled, onto Staten Island. She was badly deflated and landed among the trees, with her empty central gas bags spreading out like canopies and festoons. Fortunately, nothing caught fire, and her crew quickly got to work on repairs. They acted with a confidence that bordered on recklessness. While most started patching the tears in the membrane, a handful went off in search of a gas main along the nearest road, only to find themselves captured by a hostile crowd. Nearby, there were several villa residences, and their occupants quickly went from unfriendly curiosity to aggression. By then, police control over the diverse population of Staten Island had become quite lax, and nearly every household had its own rifle or pistols and ammunition. These were soon brought out, and after a few missed shots, one of the men working was hit in the foot. At that point, the Germans abandoned their repairs, took cover among the trees, and returned fire.
The crackling of shots speedily brought the Preussen and Kiel on the scene, and with a few hand grenades they made short work of every villa within a mile. A number of non-combatant American men, women, and children were killed and the actual assailants driven off. For a time the repairs went on in peace under the immediate protection of these two airships. Then when they returned to their quarters, an intermittent sniping and fighting round the stranded Bingen was resumed, and went on all the afternoon, and merged at last in the general combat of the evening....
The sound of gunfire quickly brought the Preussen and Kiel to the scene, and with a few hand grenades, they took out every villa within a mile. Several innocent American men, women, and children were killed, while the actual attackers were chased away. For a while, the repairs continued peacefully under the direct protection of these two airships. But once they returned to their base, sporadic sniping and fighting around the stranded Bingen resumed, lasting all afternoon and eventually blending into the general battle of the evening....
About eight the Bingen was rushed by an armed mob, and all its defenders killed after a fierce, disorderly struggle.
About eight, the Bingen was attacked by an armed mob, and all its defenders were killed after a fierce, chaotic battle.
The difficulty of the Germans in both these cases came from the impossibility of landing any efficient force or, indeed, any force at all from the air-fleet. The airships were quite unequal to the transport of any adequate landing parties; their complement of men was just sufficient to manoeuvre and fight them in the air. From above they could inflict immense damage; they could reduce any organised Government to a capitulation in the briefest space, but they could not disarm, much less could they occupy, the surrendered areas below. They had to trust to the pressure upon the authorities below of a threat to renew the bombardment. It was their sole resource. No doubt, with a highly organised and undamaged Government and a homogeneous and well-disciplined people that would have sufficed to keep the peace. But this was not the American case. Not only was the New York Government a weak one and insufficiently provided with police, but the destruction of the City Hall—and Post-Office and other central ganglia had hopelessly disorganised the co-operation of part with part. The street cars and railways had ceased; the telephone service was out of gear and only worked intermittently. The Germans had struck at the head, and the head was conquered and stunned—only to release the body from its rule. New York had become a headless monster, no longer capable of collective submission. Everywhere it lifted itself rebelliously; everywhere authorities and officials left to their own imitative were joining in the arming and flag-hoisting and excitement of that afternoon.
The Germans faced challenges in both situations due to the impossibility of deploying any effective force, or really any force at all, from the air fleet. The airships were simply not equipped to transport adequate landing parties; they could only carry enough personnel to operate and fight them in the air. From above, they could cause massive damage; they could force any organized government to surrender quickly, but they couldn't disarm or occupy the areas that surrendered. They had to rely on threatening to resume the bombardment to pressure the authorities below. That was their only option. Of course, with a well-organized and intact government and a united, disciplined populace, that might have been enough to maintain order. But this wasn’t the case in America. The New York government was weak and lacked sufficient police presence, and the destruction of City Hall, as well as the Post Office and other central hubs, had completely thrown off cooperation among different parts of the city. The streetcars and railways had stopped; the phone service was down and only worked sporadically. The Germans had struck at the leadership, which was now defeated and disoriented—only to free the city from its control. New York had turned into a headless monster, no longer able to submit collectively. Everywhere, it was rising in rebellion; everywhere, authorities and officials, left to their own devices, were joining in the arming, flag-raising, and excitement of that afternoon.
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6
The disintegrating truce gave place to a definite general breach with the assassination of the Wetterhorn—for that is the only possible word for the act—above Union Square, and not a mile away from the exemplary ruins of City Hall. This occurred late in the afternoon, between five and six. By that time the weather had changed very much for the worse, and the operations of the airships were embarrassed by the necessity they were under of keeping head on to the gusts. A series of squalls, with hail and thunder, followed one another from the south by south-east, and in order to avoid these as much as possible, the air-fleet came low over the houses, diminishing its range of observation and exposing itself to a rifle attack.
The crumbling truce was replaced by a full-on breakdown with the assassination of the Wetterhorn — because that’s really the only way to describe it — above Union Square, not even a mile from the notable ruins of City Hall. This took place late in the afternoon, between five and six o’clock. By then, the weather had really taken a turn for the worse, and the airships struggled to navigate due to the need to face into the wind. A series of squalls, bringing hail and thunder, swept in from the south-southeast, and to avoid these as much as they could, the air fleet flew low over the buildings, reducing their range of sight and putting themselves at risk for a rifle attack.
Overnight there had been a gun placed in Union Square. It had never been mounted, much less fired, and in the darkness after the surrender it was taken with its supplies and put out of the way under the arches of the great Dexter building. Here late in the morning it was remarked by a number of patriotic spirits. They set to work to hoist and mount it inside the upper floors of the place. They made, in fact, a masked battery behind the decorous office blinds, and there lay in wait as simply excited as children until at last the stem of the luckless Wetterhorn appeared, beating and rolling at quarter speed over the recently reconstructed pinnacles of Tiffany's. Promptly that one-gun battery unmasked. The airship's look-out man must have seen the whole of the tenth story of the Dexter building crumble out and smash in the street below to discover the black muzzle looking out from the shadows behind. Then perhaps the shell hit him.
Overnight, a gun had been placed in Union Square. It had never been installed, let alone fired, and in the darkness after the surrender, it was taken along with its supplies and hidden away under the arches of the grand Dexter building. Here, late in the morning, a few patriotic folks noticed it. They got to work hoisting and mounting it inside the upper floors of the building. In fact, they created a hidden battery behind the proper office blinds, waiting excitedly like kids until finally the stern of the unfortunate Wetterhorn appeared, moving slowly over the recently reconstructed rooftops of Tiffany's. The one-gun battery then revealed itself. The lookout on the airship must have seen the entire tenth floor of the Dexter building collapse and fall into the street below when he spotted the black muzzle peeking out from the shadows. Then maybe the shell hit him.
The gun fired two shells before the frame of the Dexter building collapsed, and each shell raked the Wetterhorn from stem to stern. They smashed her exhaustively. She crumpled up like a can that has been kicked by a heavy boot, her forepart came down in the square, and the rest of her length, with a great snapping and twisting of shafts and stays, descended, collapsing athwart Tammany Hall and the streets towards Second Avenue. Her gas escaped to mix with air, and the air of her rent balloonette poured into her deflating gas-chambers. Then with an immense impact she exploded....
The gun fired two shells before the Dexter building collapsed, and each shell tore into the Wetterhorn from front to back. They battered her thoroughly. She crumpled like a can that’s been kicked by a heavy boot, her front end fell into the square, and the rest of her length, with a loud snapping and twisting of beams and supports, came down across Tammany Hall and the streets leading to Second Avenue. Her gas leaked out, mixing with the air, while the air from her torn balloon poured into her collapsing gas chambers. Then, with a massive explosion, she detonated....
The Vaterland at that time was beating up to the south of City Hall from over the ruins of the Brooklyn Bridge, and the reports of the gun, followed by the first crashes of the collapsing Dexter building, brought Kurt and, Smallways to the cabin porthole. They were in time to see the flash of the exploding gun, and then they were first flattened against the window and then rolled head over heels across the floor of the cabin by the air wave of the explosion. The Vaterland bounded like a football some one has kicked and when they looked out again, Union Square was small and remote and shattered, as though some cosmically vast giant had rolled over it. The buildings to the east of it were ablaze at a dozen points, under the flaming tatters and warping skeleton of the airship, and all the roofs and walls were ridiculously askew and crumbling as one looked. “Gaw!” said Bert. “What's happened? Look at the people!”
The Vaterland was moving south of City Hall, passing over the ruins of the Brooklyn Bridge, and the sound of the gun, followed by the first crashes of the collapsing Dexter building, drew Kurt and Smallways to the cabin porthole. They looked just in time to see the flash of the exploding gun, and then they were first pressed against the window and then tumbled across the cabin floor by the blast wave of the explosion. The Vaterland bounced like a kicked football, and when they looked out again, Union Square appeared small, distant, and shattered, as if some colossal giant had rolled over it. Buildings to the east were on fire at multiple spots beneath the flaming remnants and warped frame of the airship, and all the roofs and walls appeared absurdly twisted and crumbling as they watched. “Wow!” said Bert. “What’s going on? Look at all the people!”
But before Kurt could produce an explanation, the shrill bells of the airship were ringing to quarters, and he had to go. Bert hesitated and stepped thoughtfully into the passage, looking back at the window as he did so. He was knocked off his feet at once by the Prince, who was rushing headlong from his cabin to the central magazine.
But before Kurt could explain, the loud bells of the airship were ringing for quarters, and he had to leave. Bert paused and stepped thoughtfully into the hallway, glancing back at the window as he went. He was suddenly knocked off his feet by the Prince, who was sprinting from his cabin to the central magazine.
Bert had a momentary impression of the great figure of the Prince, white with rage, bristling with gigantic anger, his huge fist swinging. “Blut und Eisen!” cried the Prince, as one who swears. “Oh! Blut und Eisen!”
Bert briefly saw the imposing figure of the Prince, pale with fury, radiating enormous anger, his massive fist swinging. “Blood and iron!” shouted the Prince, as if cursing. “Oh! Blood and iron!”
Some one fell over Bert—something in the manner of falling suggested Von Winterfeld—and some one else paused and kicked him spitefully and hard. Then he was sitting up in the passage, rubbing a freshly bruised cheek and readjusting the bandage he still wore on his head. “Dem that Prince,” said Bert, indignant beyond measure. “'E 'asn't the menners of a 'og!”
Someone tripped over Bert—something about the fall reminded him of Von Winterfeld—and someone else stopped and kicked him harshly and out of spite. Then he was sitting up in the hallway, rubbing a newly bruised cheek and fixing the bandage he still had on his head. “That prince,” Bert said, extremely offended. “He doesn't have the manners of a dog!”
He stood up, collected his wits for a minute, and then went slowly towards the gangway of the little gallery. As he did so he heard noises suggestive of the return of the Prince. The lot of them were coming back again. He shot into his cabin like a rabbit into its burrow, just in time to escape that shouting terror.
He got up, gathered his thoughts for a moment, and then walked slowly toward the gangway of the small gallery. As he did, he heard sounds that hinted at the Prince's return. They were all coming back again. He dashed into his cabin like a rabbit into its burrow, just in time to avoid that loud chaos.
He shut the door, waited until the passage was still, then went across to the window and looked out. A drift of cloud made the prospect of the streets and squares hazy, and the rolling of the airship swung the picture up and down. A few people were running to and fro, but for the most part the aspect of the district was desertion. The streets seemed to broaden out, they became clearer, and the little dots that were people larger as the Vaterland came down again. Presently she was swaying along above the lower end of Broadway. The dots below, Bert saw, were not running now, but standing and looking up. Then suddenly they were all running again.
He closed the door, waited until the hallway was quiet, then went over to the window and looked outside. A cloud made the view of the streets and squares blurry, and the swaying of the airship rocked the scene up and down. A few people were running back and forth, but mostly the area looked deserted. The streets seemed to widen, became clearer, and the tiny figures that were people grew larger as the Vaterland descended again. Soon it was gliding over the lower end of Broadway. Bert noticed that the dots below were no longer running; they were standing there looking up. Then suddenly, they all started running again.
Something had dropped from the aeroplane, something that looked small and flimsy. It hit the pavement near a big archway just underneath Bert. A little man was sprinting along the sidewalk within half a dozen yards, and two or three others and one woman were bolting across the roadway. They were odd little figures, so very small were they about the heads, so very active about the elbows and legs. It was really funny to see their legs going. Foreshortened, humanity has no dignity. The little man on the pavement jumped comically—no doubt with terror, as the bomb fell beside him.
Something had fallen from the airplane, something that looked small and flimsy. It landed on the pavement near a big archway just below Bert. A little man was running along the sidewalk within a few yards, and two or three others, including one woman, were dashing across the street. They were strange little figures, so tiny around the heads, yet so active with their elbows and legs. It was really amusing to see their legs moving. In a foreshortened perspective, people lose their dignity. The little man on the pavement jumped comically—probably out of fear—when the bomb landed next to him.
Then blinding flames squirted out in all directions from the point of impact, and the little man who had jumped became, for an instant, a flash of fire and vanished—vanished absolutely. The people running out into the road took preposterous clumsy leaps, then flopped down and lay still, with their torn clothes smouldering into flame. Then pieces of the archway began to drop, and the lower masonry of the building to fall in with the rumbling sound of coals being shot into a cellar. A faint screaming reached Bert, and then a crowd of people ran out into the street, one man limping and gesticulating awkwardly. He halted, and went back towards the building. A falling mass of brick-work hit him and sent him sprawling to lie still and crumpled where he fell. Dust and black smoke came pouring into the street, and were presently shot with red flame....
Then blinding flames burst out in every direction from the point of impact, and the little man who had jumped became, for a moment, a flash of fire and disappeared—completely vanished. The people running into the street took ridiculous, clumsy leaps, then collapsed and lay still, their torn clothes smoldering into flames. Then pieces of the archway started to fall, and the lower masonry of the building crumbled down with a rumbling sound like coals being tossed into a cellar. A faint scream reached Bert, and then a crowd of people rushed into the street, one man limping and waving his arms awkwardly. He stopped and moved back towards the building. A falling mass of bricks hit him, knocking him down to lie still and crumpled where he fell. Dust and black smoke poured into the street, soon shot through with red flames...
In this manner the massacre of New York began. She was the first of the great cities of the Scientific Age to suffer by the enormous powers and grotesque limitations of aerial warfare. She was wrecked as in the previous century endless barbaric cities had been bombarded, because she was at once too strong to be occupied and too undisciplined and proud to surrender in order to escape destruction. Given the circumstances, the thing had to be done. It was impossible for the Prince to desist, and own himself defeated, and it was impossible to subdue the city except by largely destroying it. The catastrophe was the logical outcome of the situation, created by the application of science to warfare. It was unavoidable that great cities should be destroyed. In spite of his intense exasperation with his dilemma, the Prince sought to be moderate even in massacre. He tried to give a memorable lesson with the minimum waste of life and the minimum expenditure of explosives. For that night he proposed only the wrecking of Broadway. He directed the air-fleet to move in column over the route of this thoroughfare, dropping bombs, the Vaterland leading. And so our Bert Smallways became a participant in one of the most cold-blooded slaughters in the world's history, in which men who were neither excited nor, except for the remotest chance of a bullet, in any danger, poured death and destruction upon homes and crowds below.
In this way, the massacre of New York began. It was the first of the major cities of the Scientific Age to experience the massive powers and bizarre limitations of aerial warfare. It was destroyed like countless barbaric cities had been bombarded in the previous century, because it was too powerful to be occupied and too undisciplined and proud to surrender to avoid destruction. Given the circumstances, it had to happen. The Prince couldn't back down and admit defeat, and there was no way to conquer the city without largely destroying it. The disaster was a logical result of the situation created by applying science to warfare. It was inevitable that major cities would be obliterated. Despite his deep frustration with his dilemma, the Prince aimed to be measured even in massacre. He sought to deliver a memorable lesson with the least loss of life and the smallest use of explosives. That night, he planned only the demolition of Broadway. He ordered the air fleet to fly in formation along this major route, dropping bombs, led by the Vaterland. And so our Bert Smallways became part of one of the most cold-blooded slaughters in history, where men who were neither excited nor, except for the remote chance of a bullet, in any real danger, unleashed death and destruction upon the homes and crowds below.
He clung to the frame of the porthole as the airship tossed and swayed, and stared down through the light rain that now drove before the wind, into the twilight streets, watching people running out of the houses, watching buildings collapse and fires begin. As the airships sailed along they smashed up the city as a child will shatter its cities of brick and card. Below, they left ruins and blazing conflagrations and heaped and scattered dead; men, women, and children mixed together as though they had been no more than Moors, or Zulus, or Chinese. Lower New York was soon a furnace of crimson flames, from which there was no escape. Cars, railways, ferries, all had ceased, and never a light lit the way of the distracted fugitives in that dusky confusion but the light of burning. He had glimpses of what it must mean to be down there—glimpses. And it came to him suddenly as an incredible discovery, that such disasters were not only possible now in this strange, gigantic, foreign New York, but also in London—in Bun Hill! that the little island in the silver seas was at the end of its immunity, that nowhere in the world any more was there a place left where a Smallways might lift his head proudly and vote for war and a spirited foreign policy, and go secure from such horrible things.
He held onto the porthole frame as the airship rocked back and forth, staring down through the light rain being driven by the wind into the dimly lit streets, watching people rush out of their homes, seeing buildings collapse and fires spark to life. As the airships moved through the sky, they destroyed the city like a child would crush a city made of bricks and cards. Below them lay ruins, blazing fires, and scattered bodies; men, women, and children all mixed together as if they were just a bunch of Moors, Zulus, or Chinese. Lower New York quickly turned into a furnace of bright flames, with no way to escape. Cars, trains, and ferries had all come to a halt, and the only light guiding the panicked escapees through the dark chaos was the fire’s glow. He caught brief glimpses of what it must be like down there—just glimpses. Then it hit him like a shocking realization: such disasters were not only possible now in this strange, enormous, foreign New York, but also in London—in Bun Hill! That the little island in the silver seas was at the end of its safe haven, that there was no longer anywhere in the world where a Smallways could hold his head high, advocate for war and a bold foreign policy, and feel safe from such terrible events.
CHAPTER VII. THE “VATERLAND” IS DISABLED
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And then above the flames of Manhattan Island came a battle, the first battle in the air. The Americans had realised the price their waiting game must cost, and struck with all the strength they had, if haply they might still save New York from this mad Prince of Blood and Iron, and from fire and death.
And then above the flames of Manhattan Island, a battle erupted—the first aerial battle. The Americans understood the cost of their delay and attacked with all their might, hoping to save New York from this crazy Prince of Blood and Iron, and from fire and death.
They came down upon the Germans on the wings of a great gale in the twilight, amidst thunder and rain. They came from the yards of Washington and Philadelphia, full tilt in two squadrons, and but for one sentinel airship hard by Trenton, the surprise would have been complete.
They swooped down on the Germans swept by a strong wind at dusk, surrounded by thunder and rain. They came from the yards of Washington and Philadelphia, charging in two squadrons, and if it weren't for one watchful airship near Trenton, the surprise would have been total.
The Germans, sick and weary with destruction, and half empty of ammunition, were facing up into the weather when the news of this onset reached them. New York they had left behind to the south-eastward, a darkened city with one hideous red scar of flames. All the airships rolled and staggered, bursts of hailstorm bore them down and forced them to fight their way up again; the air had become bitterly cold. The Prince was on the point of issuing orders to drop earthward and trail copper lightning chains when the news of the aeroplane attack came to him. He faced his fleet in line abreast south, had the drachenflieger manned and held ready to cast loose, and ordered a general ascent into the freezing clearness above the wet and darkness.
The Germans, exhausted and battered by destruction, and running low on ammunition, were bracing themselves against the harsh weather when they received the news of the upcoming assault. They had left New York behind to the southeast, a shadowy city marked by a terrifying red scar of flames. All the airships lurched and swayed, battered by hailstorms that forced them to struggle their way back up; the air had turned bitterly cold. The Prince was about to give orders to drop down and unleash copper lightning chains when the news of the airplane attack reached him. He turned to his fleet lined up to the south, had the drachenflieger crewed and ready to launch, and commanded a general ascent into the freezing clarity above the damp and darkness.
The news of what was imminent came slowly to Bert's perceptions. He was standing in the messroom at the time and the evening rations were being served out. He had resumed Butteridge's coat and gloves, and in addition he had wrapped his blanket about him. He was dipping his bread into his soup and was biting off big mouthfuls. His legs were wide apart, and he leant against the partition in order to steady himself amidst the pitching and oscillation of the airship. The men about him looked tired and depressed; a few talked, but most were sullen and thoughtful, and one or two were air-sick. They all seemed to share the peculiarly outcast feeling that had followed the murders of the evening, a sense of a land beneath them, and an outraged humanity grown more hostile than the Sea.
The news of what was about to happen reached Bert gradually. He was in the messroom at the time, and the evening rations were being served. He had put on Butteridge's coat and gloves, and on top of that, he had wrapped his blanket around himself. He was dipping his bread into his soup and taking big bites. His legs were spread wide, and he leaned against the wall to steady himself against the swaying of the airship. The men around him looked worn out and downcast; a few were chatting, but most were quiet and deep in thought, with one or two feeling airsick. They all seemed to share the strange sense of being outcasts that had lingered since the murders that evening, a feeling of the land below them, and a humanity that felt angrier than the Sea.
Then the news hit them. A red-faced sturdy man, a man with light eyelashes and a scar, appeared in the doorway and shouted something in German that manifestly startled every one. Bert felt the shock of the altered tone, though he could not understand a word that was said. The announcement was followed by a pause, and then a great outcry of questions and suggestions. Even the air-sick men flushed and spoke. For some minutes the mess-room was Bedlam, and then, as if it were a confirmation of the news, came the shrill ringing of the bells that called the men to their posts.
Then the news hit them. A sturdy, red-faced man with light eyelashes and a scar appeared in the doorway and shouted something in German that clearly startled everyone. Bert felt the shock of the changed tone, even though he didn't understand anything that was said. The announcement was followed by a pause, and then a loud outburst of questions and suggestions. Even the air-sick men perked up and spoke. For several minutes, the mess room was chaotic, and then, as if it confirmed the news, the loud ringing of the bells filled the air, calling the men to their posts.
Bert with pantomime suddenness found himself alone.
Bert suddenly realized he was all alone.
“What's up?” he said, though he partly guessed.
“What's up?” he said, though he had a slight idea.
He stayed only to gulp down the remainder of his soup, and then ran along the swaying passage and, clutching tightly, down the ladder to the little gallery. The weather hit him like cold water squirted from a hose. The airship engaged in some new feat of atmospheric Jiu-Jitsu. He drew his blanket closer about him, clutching with one straining hand. He found himself tossing in a wet twilight, with nothing to be seen but mist pouring past him. Above him the airship was warm with lights and busy with the movements of men going to their quarters. Then abruptly the lights went out, and the Vaterland with bounds and twists and strange writhings was fighting her way up the air.
He stayed just long enough to finish his soup, then raced down the swaying corridor and held on tightly as he descended the ladder to the small gallery. The weather hit him like ice-cold water from a hose. The airship was performing some new kind of aerial maneuver. He wrapped his blanket tighter around himself, gripping it with one strained hand. He found himself tossed about in a damp twilight, with nothing to see but mist swirling past. Above him, the airship was warm with lights and busy with crew members heading to their cabins. Suddenly, the lights went out, and the Vaterland was bounding and twisting, struggling to rise through the air.
He had a glimpse, as the Vaterland rolled over, of some large buildings burning close below them, a quivering acanthus of flames, and then he saw indistinctly through the driving weather another airship wallowing along like a porpoise, and also working up. Presently the clouds swallowed her again for a time, and then she came back to sight as a dark and whale-like monster, amidst streaming weather. The air was full of flappings and pipings, of void, gusty shouts and noises; it buffeted him and confused him; ever and again his attention became rigid—a blind and deaf balancing and clutching.
He caught a glimpse, as the Vaterland turned over, of some large buildings burning nearby, a flickering mass of flames, and then he saw faintly through the driving weather another airship struggling through the air like a porpoise, also rising up. Soon the clouds swallowed it again for a while, and then it reappeared as a dark, whale-like creature amid the stormy weather. The air was filled with flapping sounds and distant shouts; it pushed against him and disoriented him; every so often, his focus became intense—a blind and deaf struggle to hold on.
“Wow!”
“Wow!”
Something fell past him out of the vast darknesses above and vanished into the tumults below, going obliquely downward. It was a German drachenflieger. The thing was going so fast he had but an instant apprehension of the dark figure of the aeronaut crouched together clutching at his wheel. It might be a manoeuvre, but it looked like a catastrophe.
Something dropped past him from the vast darkness above and disappeared into the chaos below, heading down at an angle. It was a German glider. It was moving so quickly that he only caught a brief glimpse of the dark figure of the pilot huddled together, gripping the controls. It could be a maneuver, but it seemed like a disaster.
“Gaw!” said Bert.
“Wow!” said Bert.
“Pup-pup-pup” went a gun somewhere in the mirk ahead and suddenly and quite horribly the Vaterland lurched, and Bert and the sentinel were clinging to the rail for dear life. “Bang!” came a vast impact out of the zenith, followed by another huge roll, and all about him the tumbled clouds flashed red and lurid in response to flashes unseen, revealing immense gulfs. The rail went right overhead, and he was hanging loose in the air holding on to it.
“Pop-pop-pop” went a gun somewhere in the darkness ahead, and suddenly, quite frighteningly, the Vaterland jolted, and Bert and the guard were gripping the rail for dear life. “Bang!” came a massive impact from above, followed by another huge roar, and all around him, the chaotic clouds lit up red and glaring in response to unseen flashes, exposing vast chasms. The rail went directly overhead, and he was dangling in the air, holding on to it.
For a time Bert's whole mind and being was given to clutching. “I'm going into the cabin,” he said, as the airship righted again and brought back the gallery floor to his feet. He began to make his way cautiously towards the ladder. “Whee-wow!” he cried as the whole gallery reared itself up forward, and then plunged down like a desperate horse.
For a while, Bert was completely focused on hanging on. “I’m heading into the cabin,” he said, as the airship leveled out and the gallery floor returned to his feet. He started to carefully move toward the ladder. “Whoa!” he exclaimed as the entire gallery tilted forward and then dropped down like a frantic horse.
Crack! Bang! Bang! Bang! And then hard upon this little rattle of shots and bombs came, all about him, enveloping him, engulfing him, immense and overwhelming, a quivering white blaze of lightning and a thunder-clap that was like the bursting of a world.
Crack! Bang! Bang! Bang! And then right after this flurry of shots and explosions surrounded him, enveloping him, engulfing him, immense and overwhelming, a trembling white flash of lightning and a thunderous boom that felt like the world was shattering.
Just for the instant before that explosion the universe seemed to be standing still in a shadowless glare.
Just for a moment before that explosion, the universe appeared to be standing still in a bright, shadowless light.
It was then he saw the American aeroplane. He saw it in the light of the flash as a thing altogether motionless. Even its screw appeared still, and its men were rigid dolls. (For it was so near he could see the men upon it quite distinctly.) Its stern was tilting down, and the whole machine was heeling over. It was of the Colt-Coburn-Langley pattern, with double up-tilted wings and the screw ahead, and the men were in a boat-like body netted over. From this very light long body, magazine guns projected on either side. One thing that was strikingly odd and wonderful in that moment of revelation was that the left upper wing was burning downward with a reddish, smoky flame. But this was not the most wonderful thing about this apparition. The most wonderful thing was that it and a German airship five hundred yards below were threaded as it were on the lightning flash, which turned out of its path as if to take them, and, that out from the corners and projecting points of its huge wings everywhere, little branching thorn-trees of lightning were streaming.
It was then that he spotted the American airplane. He saw it illuminated by the flash, completely motionless. Even the propeller seemed still, and the crew looked like rigid dolls. (It was so close he could clearly see the men on it.) Its tail was dipping down, and the whole aircraft was leaning over. It was of the Colt-Coburn-Langley design, featuring double upturned wings and the propeller in front, with the men in a boat-like fuselage covered with netting. From this long, narrow body, magazine guns projected on both sides. One strikingly odd and amazing thing in that moment was that the left upper wing was burning down with a reddish, smoky flame. But that wasn’t the most incredible part of this sight. The most incredible part was that it and a German airship five hundred yards below were seemingly threaded onto the lightning flash, which shifted its path as if to take them, and from the edges and protruding tips of its massive wings, little branching lightning tendrils were streaming out.
Like a picture Bert saw these things, a picture a little blurred by a thin veil of wind-torn mist.
Like a photo, Bert saw these things, an image slightly blurred by a thin layer of wind-blown mist.
The crash of the thunder-clap followed the flash and seemed a part of it, so that it is hard to say whether Bert was the rather deafened or blinded in that instant.
The crash of the thunder followed the flash and felt like it was part of it, so it’s hard to say whether Bert was more deafened or blinded in that moment.
And then darkness, utter darkness, and a heavy report and a thin small sound of voices that went wailing downward into the abyss below.
And then there was darkness, complete darkness, and a loud bang followed by a faint whispering of voices that faded down into the abyss below.
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There followed upon these things a long, deep swaying of the airship, and then Bert began a struggle to get back to his cabin. He was drenched and cold and terrified beyond measure, and now more than a little air-sick. It seemed to him that the strength had gone out of his knees and hands, and that his feet had become icily slippery over the metal they trod upon. But that was because a thin film of ice had frozen upon the gallery.
There came a long, deep swaying of the airship, and then Bert started to struggle his way back to his cabin. He was soaked, cold, terrified beyond words, and feeling quite a bit air-sick. It felt like all the strength had drained from his knees and hands, and his feet had turned icy and slippery on the metal surface beneath him. But that was because a thin layer of ice had frozen on the gallery.
He never knew how long his ascent of the ladder back into the airship took him, but in his dreams afterwards, when he recalled it, that experience seemed to last for hours. Below, above, around him were gulfs, monstrous gulfs of howling wind and eddies of dark, whirling snowflakes, and he was protected from it all by a little metal grating and a rail, a grating and rail that seemed madly infuriated with him, passionately eager to wrench him off and throw him into the tumult of space.
He never knew how long it took him to climb the ladder back into the airship, but in his dreams later, that experience felt like it lasted for hours. Below, above, and all around him were vast, terrifying voids filled with roaring wind and swirling dark snowflakes, and he was shielded from it all by a small metal grate and a railing, a grate and railing that seemed furiously angered at him, desperately wanting to toss him into the chaos of the open air.
Once he had a fancy that a bullet tore by his ear, and that the clouds and snowflakes were lit by a flash, but he never even turned his head to see what new assailant whirled past them in the void. He wanted to get into the passage! He wanted to get into the passage! He wanted to get into the passage! Would the arm by which he was clinging hold out, or would it give way and snap? A handful of hail smacked him in the face, so that for a time he was breathless and nearly insensible. Hold tight, Bert! He renewed his efforts.
Once he imagined that a bullet zipped past his ear, and that the clouds and snowflakes burst with a flash, but he never turned his head to see what new attacker whirled past them in the void. He wanted to get into the passage! He wanted to get into the passage! He wanted to get into the passage! Would the arm he was clinging to hold up, or would it give way and break? A handful of hail hit him in the face, leaving him breathless and almost unconscious for a moment. Hold tight, Bert! He redoubled his efforts.
He found himself, with an enormous sense of relief and warmth, in the passage. The passage was behaving like a dice-box, its disposition was evidently to rattle him about and then throw him out again. He hung on with the convulsive clutch of instinct until the passage lurched down ahead. Then he would make a short run cabin-ward, and clutch again as the fore-end rose.
He felt an overwhelming sense of relief and warmth in the passage. The passage acted like a dice box, clearly intending to shake him up and toss him out. He held on tightly, driven by instinct, until the passage suddenly lurched down ahead. Then he would sprint back toward the cabin and grip on again as the front end rose.
Behold! He was in the cabin!
Look! He was in the cabin!
He snapped-to the door, and for a time he was not a human being, he was a case of air-sickness. He wanted to get somewhere that would fix him, that he needn't clutch. He opened the locker and got inside among the loose articles, and sprawled there helplessly, with his head sometimes bumping one side and sometimes the other. The lid shut upon him with a click. He did not care then what was happening any more. He did not care who fought who, or what bullets were fired or explosions occurred. He did not care if presently he was shot or smashed to pieces. He was full of feeble, inarticulate rage and despair. “Foolery!” he said, his one exhaustive comment on human enterprise, adventure, war, and the chapter of accidents that had entangled him. “Foolery! Ugh!” He included the order of the universe in that comprehensive condemnation. He wished he was dead.
He slammed the door shut, and for a while, he ceased to be a person; he just felt like a case of air sickness. He wanted to get to a place that would help him, somewhere he wouldn’t have to hold on tight. He opened the locker and crawled inside with the loose items, lying there helplessly, his head banging one side and then the other. The lid closed on him with a click. At that moment, he didn’t care what was going on anymore. He didn’t care who was fighting whom, or what bullets were fired or what explosions happened. He didn’t care if he got shot or crushed. He was filled with weak, inarticulate anger and despair. “What a joke!” he said, his only thorough comment on human efforts, adventure, war, and the series of misfortunes that had caught him up. “What a joke! Ugh!” He included the entire universe in that sweeping judgment. He wished he were dead.
He saw nothing of the stars, as presently the Vaterland cleared the rush and confusion of the lower weather, nor of the duel she fought with two circling aeroplanes, how they shot her rear-most chambers through, and how she fought them off with explosive bullets and turned to run as she did so.
He saw none of the stars, as the Vaterland cleared the chaos of the lower weather, nor did he witness the battle she fought with two circling planes, how they targeted her rear chambers, and how she defended herself with explosive bullets before turning to escape.
The rush and swoop of these wonderful night birds was all lost upon him; their heroic dash and self-sacrifice. The Vaterland was rammed, and for some moments she hung on the verge of destruction, and sinking swiftly, with the American aeroplane entangled with her smashed propeller, and the Americans trying to scramble aboard. It signified nothing to Bert. To him it conveyed itself simply as vehement swaying. Foolery! When the American airship dropped off at last, with most of its crew shot or fallen, Bert in his locker appreciated nothing but that the Vaterland had taken a hideous upward leap.
The rush and dive of these amazing night birds meant nothing to him; their brave speed and selflessness. The Vaterland was hit hard and teetered on the edge of disaster, sinking quickly, with the American plane tangled in its broken propeller and the Americans trying to climb on board. It meant nothing to Bert. To him, it was just intense swaying. Nonsense! When the American airship finally peeled away, with most of its crew wounded or down, Bert in his locker noticed nothing except that the Vaterland had made a terrifying upward jerk.
But then came infinite relief, incredibly blissful relief. The rolling, the pitching, the struggle ceased, ceased instantly and absolutely. The Vaterland was no longer fighting the gale; her smashed and exploded engines throbbed no more; she was disabled and driving before the wind as smoothly as a balloon, a huge, windspread, tattered cloud of aerial wreckage.
But then came endless relief, unbelievably blissful relief. The rocking, the swaying, the fight stopped, stopped instantly and completely. The fatherland was no longer battling the storm; her broken and blown-up engines pulsed no more; she was crippled and drifting with the wind as smoothly as a balloon, a massive, wind-blown, tattered cloud of airborne wreckage.
To Bert it was no more than the end of a series of disagreeable sensations. He was not curious to know what had happened to the airship, nor what had happened to the battle. For a long time he lay waiting apprehensively for the pitching and tossing and his qualms to return, and so, lying, boxed up in the locker, he presently fell asleep.
To Bert, it was just the end of a long string of unpleasant feelings. He wasn't interested in knowing what had happened to the airship or to the fight. For a while, he lay there, nervously waiting for the rocking and his anxiety to come back, and eventually, lying confined in the locker, he fell asleep.
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He awoke tranquil but very stuffy, and at the same time very cold, and quite unable to recollect where he could be. His head ached, and his breath was suffocated. He had been dreaming confusedly of Edna, and Desert Dervishes, and of riding bicycles in an extremely perilous manner through the upper air amidst a pyrotechnic display of crackers and Bengal lights—to the great annoyance of a sort of composite person made up of the Prince and Mr. Butteridge. Then for some reason Edna and he had begun to cry pitifully for each other, and he woke up with wet eye-lashes into this ill-ventilated darkness of the locker. He would never see Edna any more, never see Edna any more.
He woke up feeling calm but really stuffy, and at the same time very cold, unable to remember where he was. His head hurt, and it was hard to breathe. He had been having a confusing dream about Edna, Desert Dervishes, and riding bikes dangerously high in the air amidst a fireworks show—with the great annoyance of a strange mix of the Prince and Mr. Butteridge. For some reason, he and Edna had started to cry for each other, and he woke up with wet eyelashes in the poorly ventilated darkness of the locker. He would never see Edna again, never see Edna again.
He thought he must be back in the bedroom behind the cycle shop at the bottom of Bun Hill, and he was sure the vision he had had of the destruction of a magnificent city, a city quite incredibly great and splendid, by means of bombs, was no more than a particularly vivid dream.
He thought he must be back in the bedroom behind the bike shop at the bottom of Bun Hill, and he was sure the vision he had of the destruction of an amazing city, a city that was incredibly grand and beautiful, by bombs, was nothing more than a particularly vivid dream.
“Grubb!” he called, anxious to tell him.
“Grubb!” he shouted, eager to share the news.
The answering silence, and the dull resonance of the locker to his voice, supplementing the stifling quality of the air, set going a new train of ideas. He lifted up his hands and feet, and met an inflexible resistance. He was in a coffin, he thought! He had been buried alive! He gave way at once to wild panic. “'Elp!” he screamed. “'Elp!” and drummed with his feet, and kicked and struggled. “Let me out! Let me out!”
The silence that answered him and the dull echo of the locker to his voice, combined with the heavy air, triggered a new line of thinking. He lifted his hands and feet but encountered a hard resistance. He thought, "I’m in a coffin! I’ve been buried alive!" Panic swept over him instantly. “Help!” he screamed. “Help!” He pounded with his feet, kicked, and fought. “Let me out! Let me out!”
For some seconds he struggled with this intolerable horror, and then the side of his imagined coffin gave way, and he was flying out into daylight. Then he was rolling about on what seemed to be a padded floor with Kurt, and being punched and sworn at lustily.
For a few seconds, he fought against this unbearable terror, and then the side of his imagined coffin collapsed, and he shot out into the sunlight. Next, he found himself tumbling on what felt like a cushioned floor with Kurt, getting hit and yelled at enthusiastically.
He sat up. His head bandage had become loose and got over one eye, and he whipped the whole thing off. Kurt was also sitting up, a yard away from him, pink as ever, wrapped in blankets, and with an aluminium diver's helmet over his knee, staring at him with a severe expression, and rubbing his downy unshaven chin. They were both on a slanting floor of crimson padding, and above them was an opening like a long, low cellar flap that Bert by an effort perceived to be the cabin door in a half-inverted condition. The whole cabin had in fact turned on its side.
He sat up. His headband had come loose and was over one eye, so he pulled the whole thing off. Kurt was also sitting up, a yard away from him, as pink as ever, bundled in blankets, with an aluminum diver's helmet resting on his knee, looking at him with a serious expression and rubbing his soft, unshaven chin. They were both on a slanted floor covered in crimson padding, and above them was an opening that looked like a long, low cellar door, which Bert realized with some effort was the cabin door, now half-turned. The entire cabin had actually tipped on its side.
“What the deuce do you mean by it, Smallways?” said Kurt, “jumping out of that locker when I was certain you had gone overboard with the rest of them? Where have you been?”
“What the heck do you mean by that, Smallways?” said Kurt, “jumping out of that locker when I was sure you had gone overboard with the others? Where have you been?”
“What's up?” asked Bert.
"What's up?" Bert asked.
“This end of the airship is up. Most other things are down.”
“This end of the airship is up. Most other things are down.”
“Was there a battle?”
"Was there a fight?"
“There was.”
“It's true.”
“Who won?”
"Who won the match?"
“I haven't seen the papers, Smallways. We left before the finish. We got disabled and unmanageable, and our colleagues—consorts I mean—were too busy most of them to trouble about us, and the wind blew us—Heaven knows where the wind IS blowing us. It blew us right out of action at the rate of eighty miles an hour or so. Gott! what a wind that was! What a fight! And here we are!”
“I haven't seen the papers, Smallways. We left before it was over. We got disabled and hard to manage, and our colleagues— I mean, the others—were mostly too busy to care about us, and the wind took us—God knows where the wind is taking us. It blew us completely out of action at about eighty miles an hour or so. Wow! What a wind that was! What a struggle! And here we are!”
“Where?”
"Where at?"
“In the air, Smallways—in the air! When we get down on the earth again we shan't know what to do with our legs.”
“In the air, Smallways—in the air! When we touch the ground again, we won't know what to do with our legs.”
“But what's below us?”
“But what’s underneath us?”
“Canada, to the best of my knowledge—and a jolly bleak, empty, inhospitable country it looks.”
“Canada, as far as I know—and it looks like a pretty dull, desolate, unwelcoming place.”
“But why ain't we right ways up?”
“But why aren't we right side up?”
Kurt made no answer for a space.
Kurt didn't answer for a little while.
“Last I remember was seeing a sort of flying-machine in a lightning flash,” said Bert. “Gaw! that was 'orrible. Guns going off! Things explodin'! Clouds and 'ail. Pitching and tossing. I got so scared and desperate—and sick. You don't know how the fight came off?”
“Last I remember was seeing some kind of flying machine in a flash of lightning,” said Bert. “Wow! That was horrible. Guns firing! Things exploding! Clouds and hail. It was all so chaotic. I got really scared and desperate—and nauseous. Do you have any idea how the fight started?”
“Not a bit of it. I was up with my squad in those divers' dresses, inside the gas-chambers, with sheets of silk for caulking. We couldn't see a thing outside except the lightning flashes. I never saw one of those American aeroplanes. Just saw the shots flicker through the chambers and sent off men for the tears. We caught fire a bit—not much, you know. We were too wet, so the fires spluttered out before we banged. And then one of their infernal things dropped out of the air on us and rammed. Didn't you feel it?”
“Not at all. I was with my team in those diver suits, inside the gas chambers, using sheets of silk to seal things up. We couldn’t see anything outside except for the lightning flashes. I never spotted one of those American planes. Just saw the shots flickering through the chambers and sent guys for cover. We caught a bit of fire—not much, you know. We were too wet, so the flames sputtered out before we hit. And then one of their damn things fell from the sky and smashed into us. Didn’t you feel it?”
“I felt everything,” said Bert. “I didn't notice any particular smash—”
“I felt everything,” said Bert. “I didn’t feel any specific crash—”
“They must have been pretty desperate if they meant it. They slashed down on us like a knife; simply ripped the after gas-chambers like gutting herrings, crumpled up the engines and screw. Most of the engines dropped off as they fell off us—or we'd have grounded—but the rest is sort of dangling. We just turned up our nose to the heavens and stayed there. Eleven men rolled off us from various points, and poor old Winterfeld fell through the door of the Prince's cabin into the chart-room and broke his ankle. Also we got our electric gear shot or carried away—no one knows how. That's the position, Smallways. We're driving through the air like a common aerostat, at the mercy of the elements, almost due north—probably to the North Pole. We don't know what aeroplanes the Americans have, or anything at all about it. Very likely we have finished 'em up. One fouled us, one was struck by lightning, some of the men saw a third upset, apparently just for fun. They were going cheap anyhow. Also we've lost most of our drachenflieger. They just skated off into the night. No stability in 'em. That's all. We don't know if we've won or lost. We don't know if we're at war with the British Empire yet or at peace. Consequently, we daren't get down. We don't know what we are up to or what we are going to do. Our Napoleon is alone, forward, and I suppose he's rearranging his plans. Whether New York was our Moscow or not remains to be seen. We've had a high old time and murdered no end of people! War! Noble war! I'm sick of it this morning. I like sitting in rooms rightway up and not on slippery partitions. I'm a civilised man. I keep thinking of old Albrecht and the Barbarossa.... I feel I want a wash and kind words and a quiet home. When I look at you, I KNOW I want a wash. Gott!”—he stifled a vehement yawn—“What a Cockney tadpole of a ruffian you look!”
"They must have been pretty desperate if they meant it. They came down on us like a knife; just tore apart the rear gas chambers like gutting fish, crumpled the engines and propellers. Most of the engines fell off as we went down—or we would have crashed—but the rest are kind of hanging on. We just looked up at the sky and stayed there. Eleven men fell off us from different spots, and poor old Winterfeld dropped through the door of the Prince's cabin into the chart room and broke his ankle. Also, our electric gear got shot or taken—no one knows how. That's the situation, Smallways. We're floating through the air like a regular balloon, at the mercy of the elements, heading almost due north—probably toward the North Pole. We have no idea what airplanes the Americans have, or anything else about it. Very likely we’ve finished them off. One collided with us, another was struck by lightning, and some guys saw a third one crash, apparently just for fun. They were going cheap anyway. We've also lost most of our airships. They just drifted off into the night. No stability in them. That's all. We don’t know if we’ve won or lost. We don’t know if we’re at war with the British Empire yet or at peace. So, we can’t land. We have no idea what we’re doing or what’s going to happen. Our Napoleon is alone, ahead, and I assume he’s rethinking his plans. Whether New York was our Moscow or not remains to be seen. We’ve had a wild time and killed a ton of people! War! Noble war! I’m sick of it this morning. I prefer sitting in rooms the right way up and not on slippery walls. I’m a civilized man. I keep thinking of old Albrecht and the Barbarossa... I feel I want a wash and kind words and a quiet home. When I look at you, I KNOW I want a wash. God!”—he stifled a strong yawn—“What a Cockney tadpole of a thug you look!”
“Can we get any grub?” asked Bert.
“Can we get something to eat?” asked Bert.
“Heaven knows!” said Kurt.
“God knows!” said Kurt.
He meditated upon Bert for a time. “So far as I can judge, Smallways,” he said, “the Prince will probably want to throw you overboard—next time he thinks of you. He certainly will if he sees you.... After all, you know, you came als _Ballast_.... And we shall have to lighten ship extensively pretty soon. Unless I'm mistaken, the Prince will wake up presently and start doing things with tremendous vigour.... I've taken a fancy to you. It's the English strain in me. You're a rum little chap. I shan't like seeing you whizz down the air.... You'd better make yourself useful, Smallways. I think I shall requisition you for my squad. You'll have to work, you know, and be infernally intelligent and all that. And you'll have to hang about upside down a bit. Still, it's the best chance you have. We shan't carry passengers much farther this trip, I fancy. Ballast goes over-board—if we don't want to ground precious soon and be taken prisoners of war. The Prince won't do that anyhow. He'll be game to the last.”
He thought about Bert for a while. “As far as I can tell, Smallways,” he said, “the Prince will probably want to toss you overboard the next time he thinks of you. He definitely will if he sees you.... After all, you came as _Ballast_.... And we’ll need to lighten the ship a lot soon. Unless I’m mistaken, the Prince will wake up soon and start acting with a lot of energy.... I’ve taken a liking to you. It’s the English side of me. You’re a quirky little guy. I won’t enjoy seeing you fall through the air.... You’d better make yourself useful, Smallways. I think I’ll put you on my team. You’ll have to work hard, you know, and be really smart and all that. And you’ll have to hang around upside down for a bit. But it’s the best chance you’ve got. I don’t think we’ll be carrying passengers much farther on this trip. Ballast has to go overboard—if we don’t want to end up stranded soon and be captured. The Prince won’t let that happen anyway. He’ll be brave to the end.”
4
4
By means of a folding chair, which was still in its place behind the door, they got to the window and looked out in turn and contemplated a sparsely wooded country below, with no railways nor roads, and only occasional signs of habitation. Then a bugle sounded, and Kurt interpreted it as a summons to food. They got through the door and clambered with some difficulty up the nearly vertical passage, holding on desperately with toes and finger-tips, to the ventilating perforations in its floor. The mess stewards had found their fireless heating arrangements intact, and there was hot cocoa for the officers and hot soup for the men.
Using a folding chair, which was still in its spot behind the door, they made their way to the window and took turns looking out, gazing at the sparsely wooded landscape below, with no railways or roads, and only occasional signs of life. Then a bugle sounded, and Kurt saw it as a call to eat. They managed to get through the door and climbed with some effort up the nearly vertical passage, desperately gripping the ventilating holes in the floor with their toes and fingertips. The mess stewards had found their fireless heating system in working order, and there was hot cocoa for the officers and hot soup for the men.
Bert's sense of the queerness of this experience was so keen that it blotted out any fear he might have felt. Indeed, he was far more interested now than afraid. He seemed to have touched down to the bottom of fear and abandonment overnight. He was growing accustomed to the idea that he would probably be killed presently, that this strange voyage in the air was in all probability his death journey. No human being can keep permanently afraid: fear goes at last to the back of one's mind, accepted, and shelved, and done with. He squatted over his soup, sopping it up with his bread, and contemplated his comrades. They were all rather yellow and dirty, with four-day beards, and they grouped themselves in the tired, unpremeditated manner of men on a wreck. They talked little. The situation perplexed them beyond any suggestion of ideas. Three had been hurt in the pitching up of the ship during the fight, and one had a bandaged bullet wound. It was incredible that this little band of men had committed murder and massacre on a scale beyond precedent. None of them who squatted on the sloping gas-padded partition, soup mug in hand, seemed really guilty of anything of the sort, seemed really capable of hurting a dog wantonly. They were all so manifestly built for homely chalets on the solid earth and carefully tilled fields and blond wives and cheery merrymaking. The red-faced, sturdy man with light eyelashes who had brought the first news of the air battle to the men's mess had finished his soup, and with an expression of maternal solicitude was readjusting the bandages of a youngster whose arm had been sprained.
Bert's sense of the strangeness of this experience was so intense that it overshadowed any fear he might have felt. In fact, he was more curious now than scared. He seemed to have reached the bottom of his fear and feelings of abandonment overnight. He was getting used to the idea that he might be killed soon, that this strange journey through the air was likely a trip to his death. No one can stay afraid forever; fear eventually fades to the back of one’s mind, accepted and put aside. He squatted over his soup, dipping his bread into it, and looked at his companions. They all appeared somewhat yellow and dirty, sporting four-day-old beards, and they gathered together in a weary, unplanned way like men after a shipwreck. They spoke little. The situation confused them deeply, leaving no room for ideas. Three had been injured during the struggle when the ship was pitched, and one had a bandaged bullet wound. It was astonishing that this small group of men had committed murder and massacre on an unprecedented scale. None of them, squatting on the sloping gas-padded wall with soup mugs in hand, seemed truly guilty of anything, nor did they seem capable of harming a dog without reason. They all looked so much like they belonged in cozy cabins on solid ground, tending to farmland, with loving wives and enjoying cheerful gatherings. The red-faced, sturdy man with light eyelashes who had brought the first news of the air battle to the men's mess had finished his soup and, with a caring expression, was adjusting the bandages on a young man's sprained arm.
Bert was crumbling the last of his bread into the last of his soup, eking it out as long as possible, when suddenly he became aware that every one was looking at a pair of feet that were dangling across the downturned open doorway. Kurt appeared and squatted across the hinge. In some mysterious way he had shaved his face and smoothed down his light golden hair. He looked extraordinarily cherubic. “Der Prinz,” he said.
Bert was breaking up the last of his bread into the last of his soup, making it last as long as he could, when suddenly he noticed that everyone was staring at a pair of feet hanging across the open doorway. Kurt showed up and squatted by the hinge. Somehow, he had shaved his face and styled his light golden hair. He looked incredibly angelic. “The Prince,” he said.
A second pair of boots followed, making wide and magnificent gestures in their attempts to feel the door frame. Kurt guided them to a foothold, and the Prince, shaved and brushed and beeswaxed and clean and big and terrible, slid down into position astride of the door. All the men and Bert also stood up and saluted.
A second pair of boots came next, making grand and impressive gestures as they tried to find the door frame. Kurt directed them to a place to stand, and the Prince, freshly shaved, groomed, polished, and looking clean and imposing, slid down into position straddling the door. All the men, along with Bert, stood up and saluted.
The Prince surveyed them with the gesture of a man who sits a steed. The head of the Kapitan appeared beside him.
The Prince looked over them like a man on horseback. The head of the Kapitan appeared next to him.
Then Bert had a terrible moment. The blue blaze of the Prince's eye fell upon him, the great finger pointed, a question was asked. Kurt intervened with explanations.
Then Bert had a dreadful moment. The intense gaze of the Prince landed on him, the finger pointed, and a question was posed. Kurt stepped in with explanations.
“So,” said the Prince, and Bert was disposed of.
“So,” said the Prince, and Bert was taken care of.
Then the Prince addressed the men in short, heroic sentences, steadying himself on the hinge with one hand and waving the other in a fine variety of gesture. What he said Bert could not tell, but he perceived that their demeanor changed, their backs stiffened. They began to punctuate the Prince's discourse with cries of approval. At the end their leader burst into song and all the men with him. “Ein feste Burg ist unser Gott,” they chanted in deep, strong tones, with an immense moral uplifting. It was glaringly inappropriate in a damaged, half-overturned, and sinking airship, which had been disabled and blown out of action after inflicting the cruellest bombardment in the world's history; but it was immensely stirring nevertheless. Bert was deeply moved. He could not sing any of the words of Luther's great hymn, but he opened his mouth and emitted loud, deep, and partially harmonious notes....
Then the Prince spoke to the men in brief, inspiring sentences, steadying himself on the hinge with one hand while waving the other in a variety of gestures. What he said, Bert couldn’t tell, but he noticed their attitude shifted, their backs straightened. They began to respond to the Prince's speech with cheers of support. At the end, their leader broke into song, and all the men joined in. “Ein feste Burg ist unser Gott,” they chanted in deep, powerful voices, filled with immense moral encouragement. It was strikingly inappropriate in a damaged, half-overturned, and sinking airship, which had been incapacitated and rendered useless after causing the most brutal bombardment in history; yet it was still incredibly moving. Bert was deeply affected. He couldn’t sing any of the words from Luther's great hymn, but he opened his mouth and let out loud, deep, and partially harmonious notes....
Far below, this deep chanting struck on the ears of a little camp of Christianised half-breeds who were lumbering. They were breakfasting, but they rushed out cheerfully, quite prepared for the Second Advent. They stared at the shattered and twisted Vaterland driving before the gale, amazed beyond words. In so many respects it was like their idea of the Second Advent, and then again in so many respects it wasn't. They stared at its passage, awe-stricken and perplexed beyond their power of words. The hymn ceased. Then after a long interval a voice came out of heaven. “Vat id diss blace here galled itself; vat?”
Far below, the deep chanting echoed in the ears of a small camp of Christianized half-breeds who were working. They were having breakfast but rushed out cheerfully, fully ready for the Second Coming. They stared at the broken and twisted homeland being driven by the storm, speechless with wonder. In many ways, it matched their idea of the Second Coming, and in many other ways, it didn’t. They watched it pass, struck with awe and confusion beyond what words could express. The hymn ended. After a long pause, a voice came from heaven. “What is this place called?”
They made no answer. Indeed they did not understand, though the question repeated itself.
They didn’t answer. They really didn’t get it, even though the question kept coming up.
And at last the monster drove away northward over a crest of pine woods and was no more seen. They fell into a hot and long disputation....
And finally, the monster headed north over a ridge of pine trees and was never seen again. They got into a heated and lengthy argument....
The hymn ended. The Prince's legs dangled up the passage again, and every one was briskly prepared for heroic exertion and triumphant acts. “Smallways!” cried Kurt, “come here!”
The hymn ended. The Prince's legs dangled up the hallway again, and everyone was eagerly ready for heroic efforts and triumphant deeds. “Smallways!” called Kurt, “come here!”
5
5
Then Bert, under Kurt's direction, had his first experience of the work of an air-sailor.
Then Bert, following Kurt's guidance, had his first taste of being an air-sailor.
The immediate task before the captain of the Vaterland was a very simple one. He had to keep afloat. The wind, though it had fallen from its earlier violence, was still blowing strongly enough to render the grounding of so clumsy a mass extremely dangerous, even if it had been desirable for the Prince to land in inhabited country, and so risk capture. It was necessary to keep the airship up until the wind fell and then, if possible, to descend in some lonely district of the Territory where there would be a chance of repair or rescue by some searching consort. In order to do this weight had to be dropped, and Kurt was detailed with a dozen men to climb down among the wreckage of the deflated air-chambers and cut the stuff clear, portion by portion, as the airship sank. So Bert, armed with a sharp cutlass, found himself clambering about upon netting four thousand feet up in the air, trying to understand Kurt when he spoke in English and to divine him when he used German.
The immediate task for the captain of the Vaterland was pretty straightforward. He needed to keep the airship afloat. The wind, while less intense than before, was still strong enough to make it very risky for such a clunky vehicle to land, even if it would have been ideal for the Prince to reach populated land and avoid capture. He had to keep the airship in the air until the wind died down and then, if possible, land in some remote area where there might be a chance for repairs or rescue from a nearby ship. To do this, they needed to drop some weight, so Kurt was assigned with a dozen men to go down into the wreckage of the deflated air chambers and clear the debris, piece by piece, as the airship descended. So Bert, armed with a sharp cutlass, found himself scrambling around on netting four thousand feet up, trying to understand Kurt when he spoke in English and figuring him out when he used German.
It was giddy work, but not nearly so giddy as a rather overnourished reader sitting in a warm room might imagine. Bert found it quite possible to look down and contemplate the wild sub-arctic landscape below, now devoid of any sign of habitation, a land of rocky cliffs and cascades and broad swirling desolate rivers, and of trees and thickets that grew more stunted and scrubby as the day wore on. Here and there on the hills were patches and pockets of snow. And over all this he worked, hacking away at the tough and slippery oiled silk and clinging stoutly to the netting. Presently they cleared and dropped a tangle of bent steel rods and wires from the frame, and a big chunk of silk bladder. That was trying. The airship flew up at once as this loose hamper parted. It seemed almost as though they were dropping all Canada. The stuff spread out in the air and floated down and hit and twisted up in a nasty fashion on the lip of a gorge. Bert clung like a frozen monkey to his ropes and did not move a muscle for five minutes.
It was a dizzying task, but not nearly as dizzying as a rather well-fed reader sitting in a cozy room might think. Bert found it completely manageable to look down and take in the wild sub-arctic landscape below, now completely empty of any signs of human life, a land of rocky cliffs, waterfalls, and wide, swirling, desolate rivers, with trees and bushes that grew increasingly stunted and scraggly as the day went on. Here and there on the hills were patches and pockets of snow. And through all this he worked, chopping away at the tough and slippery oiled silk while holding tightly to the netting. Soon they cleared and dropped a tangle of bent steel rods and wires from the frame, along with a big piece of silk bladder. That was tough. The airship shot up immediately as this loose load fell away. It felt almost as if they were dropping all of Canada. The materials spread out in the air, floated down, and landed in a twisted mess on the edge of a gorge. Bert clung to his ropes like a frozen monkey and didn’t move a muscle for five minutes.
But there was something very exhilarating, he found, in this dangerous work, and above every thing else, there was the sense of fellowship. He was no longer an isolated and distrustful stranger among these others, he had now a common object with them, he worked with a friendly rivalry to get through with his share before them. And he developed a great respect and affection for Kurt, which had hitherto been only latent in him. Kurt with a job to direct was altogether admirable; he was resourceful, helpful, considerate, swift. He seemed to be everywhere. One forgot his pinkness, his light cheerfulness of manner. Directly one had trouble he was at hand with sound and confident advice. He was like an elder brother to his men.
But he found that there was something really thrilling about this risky work, and above all else, there was a sense of camaraderie. He was no longer a lonely and suspicious outsider among these people; he now shared a common goal with them, working with a friendly competition to finish his part before they did. He grew to have great respect and affection for Kurt, which had only been dormant in him before. Kurt, in his role as a leader, was completely impressive; he was resourceful, helpful, considerate, and quick. He seemed to be everywhere at once. One forgot about his pinkish complexion and his light, cheerful demeanor. Whenever there was a problem, he was there with sound advice that inspired confidence. He was like an older brother to his team.
All together they cleared three considerable chunks of wreckage, and then Bert was glad to clamber up into the cabins again and give place to a second squad. He and his companions were given hot coffee, and indeed, even gloved as they were, the job had been a cold one. They sat drinking it and regarding each other with satisfaction. One man spoke to Bert amiably in German, and Bert nodded and smiled. Through Kurt, Bert, whose ankles were almost frozen, succeeded in getting a pair of top-boots from one of the disabled men.
Together, they cleared away three large sections of wreckage, and then Bert was relieved to climb back into the cabins and make way for a second team. He and his teammates were given hot coffee, which they appreciated since the job had been pretty chilly, even with their gloves on. They sat drinking it and looking at each other with satisfaction. One man friendly chatted with Bert in German, and Bert nodded and smiled back. Through Kurt, Bert, whose ankles were nearly frozen, managed to get a pair of top-boots from one of the injured men.
In the afternoon the wind abated greatly, and small, infrequent snowflakes came drifting by. Snow also spread more abundantly below, and the only trees were clumps of pine and spruce in the lower valleys. Kurt went with three men into the still intact gas-chambers, let out a certain quantity of gas from them, and prepared a series of ripping panels for the descent. Also the residue of the bombs and explosives in the magazine were thrown overboard and fell, detonating loudly, in the wilderness below. And about four o'clock in the afternoon upon a wide and rocky plain within sight of snow-crested cliffs, the Vaterland ripped and grounded.
In the afternoon, the wind slowed down a lot, and small, sporadic snowflakes floated by. Snow also covered the ground more thickly below, and the only trees were clusters of pine and spruce in the lower valleys. Kurt went with three men into the still intact gas chambers, released a certain amount of gas from them, and set up a series of tearing panels for the descent. The leftover bombs and explosives in the magazine were also tossed overboard and dropped, exploding loudly in the wilderness below. And around four o'clock in the afternoon, on a wide and rocky plain visible from the snow-capped cliffs, the Vaterland tore apart and crashed to the ground.
It was necessarily a difficult and violent affair, for the Vaterland had not been planned for the necessities of a balloon. The captain got one panel ripped too soon and the others not soon enough. She dropped heavily, bounced clumsily, and smashed the hanging gallery into the fore-part, mortally injuring Von Winterfeld, and then came down in a collapsing heap after dragging for some moments. The forward shield and its machine gun tumbled in upon the things below. Two men were hurt badly—one got a broken leg and one was internally injured—by flying rods and wires, and Bert was pinned for a time under the side. When at last he got clear and could take a view of the situation, the great black eagle that had started so splendidly from Franconia six evenings ago, sprawled deflated over the cabins of the airship and the frost-bitten rocks of this desolate place and looked a most unfortunate bird—as though some one had caught it and wrung its neck and cast it aside. Several of the crew of the airship were standing about in silence, contemplating the wreckage and the empty wilderness into which they had fallen. Others were busy under the imromptu tent made by the empty gas-chambers. The Prince had gone a little way off and was scrutinising the distant heights through his field-glass. They had the appearance of old sea cliffs; here and there were small clumps of conifers, and in two places tall cascades. The nearer ground was strewn with glaciated boulders and supported nothing but a stunted Alpine vegetation of compact clustering stems and stalkless flowers. No river was visible, but the air was full of the rush and babble of a torrent close at hand. A bleak and biting wind was blowing. Ever and again a snowflake drifted past. The springless frozen earth under Bert's feet felt strangely dead and heavy after the buoyant airship.
It was inevitably a tough and violent situation, since the Vaterland wasn’t designed for a balloon’s needs. The captain tore one panel too early and didn’t release the others soon enough. It dropped heavily, landed awkwardly, and smashed the hanging gallery into the front section, seriously injuring Von Winterfeld, before collapsing in a heap after dragging for a while. The forward shield and its machine gun fell onto the things below. Two men were badly hurt—one had a broken leg and another suffered internal injuries—from flying rods and wires, and Bert was pinned for a time underneath. When he finally got free and could assess the situation, the great black eagle that had taken off so magnificently from Franconia six nights ago was now sprawled out and deflated over the airship's cabins and the frostbitten rocks of this desolate place, looking like a very unfortunate bird—as if someone had caught it, wrung its neck, and tossed it aside. Several crew members stood silently around, contemplating the wreckage and the empty wilderness they had fallen into. Others were busy beneath the makeshift tent created by the empty gas chambers. The Prince had moved a little way off, examining the distant heights with his field-glass. They looked like old sea cliffs, with small clusters of conifer trees here and there, and in two spots, tall waterfalls. The nearby ground was littered with glaciated boulders and only supported stunted Alpine vegetation with compact clusters of stems and stalkless flowers. No river was visible, but the air was filled with the sound of rushing and babbling water from a torrent nearby. A cold, biting wind was blowing, and now and then, a snowflake drifted by. The frozen ground under Bert's feet felt strangely dead and heavy after the lightness of the airship.
6
6
So it came about that that great and powerful Prince Karl Albert was for a time thrust out of the stupendous conflict he chiefly had been instrumental in provoking. The chances of battle and the weather conspired to maroon him in Labrador, and there he raged for six long days, while war and wonder swept the world. Nation rose against nation and air-fleet grappled air-fleet, cities blazed and men died in multitudes; but in Labrador one might have dreamt that, except for a little noise of hammering, the world was at peace.
So it happened that the great and powerful Prince Karl Albert was temporarily sidelined from the massive conflict he had largely helped to start. The circumstances of battle and the weather combined to leave him stuck in Labrador, where he fumed for six long days while war and chaos swept across the world. Nations fought against nations, air fleets clashed, cities burned, and countless lives were lost; but in Labrador, one might have thought that, aside from a bit of hammering, the world was at peace.
There the encampment lay; from a distance the cabins, covered over with the silk of the balloon part, looked like a gipsy's tent on a rather exceptional scale, and all the available hands were busy in building out of the steel of the framework a mast from which the Vaterland's electricians might hang the long conductors of the apparatus for wireless telegraphy that was to link the Prince to the world again. There were times when it seemed they would never rig that mast. From the outset the party suffered hardship. They were not too abundantly provisioned, and they were put on short rations, and for all the thick garments they had, they were but ill-equipped against the piercing wind and inhospitable violence of this wilderness. The first night was spent in darkness and without fires. The engines that had supplied power were smashed and dropped far away to the south, and there was never a match among the company. It had been death to carry matches. All the explosives had been thrown out of the magazine, and it was only towards morning that the bird-faced man whose cabin Bert had taken in the beginning confessed to a brace of duelling pistols and cartridges, with which a fire could be started. Afterwards the lockers of the machine gun were found to contain a supply of unused ammunition.
There the camp was set up; from a distance, the cabins, draped with the balloon's silk, resembled a gypsy tent on a rather large scale. Everyone available was busy constructing a mast from the steel framework so the Vaterland's electricians could hang the long wires for the wireless telegraph that would reconnect the Prince to the world. There were moments when it seemed they would never get that mast up. Right from the beginning, the group faced difficulties. Their supplies were limited, and they were put on strict rations. Even with their heavy clothing, they were poorly equipped for the biting wind and harsh conditions of this wild area. The first night was spent in darkness and without warmth. The engines that had provided power were damaged and left far to the south, and there was no way to find a match among the group. Carrying matches had been too risky. All the explosives had been discarded from the magazine, and it was only towards morning that the bird-faced man, whose cabin Bert had initially taken, admitted to having a pair of dueling pistols and some cartridges that could be used to start a fire. Later, it was discovered that the machine gun lockers contained a stock of unused ammunition.
The night was a distressing one and seemed almost interminable. Hardly any one slept. There were seven wounded men aboard, and Von Winterfeld's head had been injured, and he was shivering and in delirium, struggling with his attendant and shouting strange things about the burning of New York. The men crept together in the mess-room in the darkling, wrapped in what they could find and drank cocoa from the fireless heaters and listened to his cries. In the morning the Prince made them a speech about Destiny, and the God of his Fathers and the pleasure and glory of giving one's life for his dynasty, and a number of similar considerations that might otherwise have been neglected in that bleak wilderness. The men cheered without enthusiasm, and far away a wolf howled.
The night was a tough one and felt almost endless. Very few people slept. There were seven injured men on board, and Von Winterfeld had a head injury; he was shaking and delirious, struggling with his caretaker and shouting strange things about New York being on fire. The men huddled together in the mess room in the dark, wrapped in whatever they could find, sipping cocoa from the cold heaters and listening to his cries. In the morning, the Prince gave them a speech about Destiny, the God of his Fathers, and the honor and glory of sacrificing one's life for his dynasty, along with a bunch of similar points that might have been overlooked in that desolate place. The men cheered without much enthusiasm, and far away, a wolf howled.
Then they set to work, and for a week they toiled to put up a mast of steel, and hang from it a gridiron of copper wires two hundred feet by twelve. The theme of all that time was work, work continually, straining and toilsome work, and all the rest was grim hardship and evil chances, save for a certain wild splendour in the sunset and sunrise in the torrents and drifting weather, in the wilderness about them. They built and tended a ring of perpetual fires, gangs roamed for brushwood and met with wolves, and the wounded men and their beds were brought out from the airship cabins, and put in shelters about the fires. There old Von Winterfeld raved and became quiet and presently died, and three of the other wounded sickened for want of good food, while their fellows mended. These things happened, as it were, in the wings; the central facts before Bert's consciousness were always firstly the perpetual toil, the holding and lifting, and lugging at heavy and clumsy masses, the tedious filing and winding of wires, and secondly, the Prince, urgent and threatening whenever a man relaxed. He would stand over them, and point over their heads, southward into the empty sky. “The world there,” he said in German, “is waiting for us! Fifty Centuries come to their Consummation.” Bert did not understand the words, but he read the gesture. Several times the Prince grew angry; once with a man who was working slowly, once with a man who stole a comrade's ration. The first he scolded and set to a more tedious task; the second he struck in the face and ill-used. He did no work himself. There was a clear space near the fires in which he would walk up and down, sometimes for two hours together, with arms folded, muttering to himself of Patience and his destiny. At times these mutterings broke out into rhetoric, into shouts and gestures that would arrest the workers; they would stare at him until they perceived that his blue eyes glared and his waving hand addressed itself always to the southward hills. On Sunday the work ceased for half an hour, and the Prince preached on faith and God's friendship for David, and afterwards they all sang: “Ein feste Burg ist unser Gott.”
Then they got to work, and for a week they struggled to set up a steel mast and hang a grid of copper wires, measuring two hundred feet by twelve. The focus of that time was work—constant, exhausting labor, filled with hardship and tough challenges—except for some wild beauty in the sunsets and sunrises amid the torrents and changing weather in the wilderness around them. They created and maintained a circle of persistent fires, while groups searched for firewood and encountered wolves, and the injured men and their beds were brought out from the airship cabins and placed in shelters around the fires. There, old Von Winterfeld raved, grew quiet, and eventually died, while three other wounded men became ill from a lack of good food, as their comrades recuperated. These incidents unfolded, as it were, in the background; the main things that occupied Bert's mind were the endless labor—holding, lifting, and hauling heavy, awkward loads, the monotonous filing and winding of wires—and the Prince, who was always urgent and intimidating whenever a man eased up. He would loom over them, pointing southward into the vast sky and say in German, “The world there is waiting for us! Fifty Centuries come to their Consummation.” Bert didn't catch the meaning of the words, but he understood the gesture. Several times, the Prince became angry; once with a man who was working too slowly, and once with a man who took a comrade's ration. He scolded the first and assigned him a more difficult task; he struck the second in the face and mistreated him. He didn't do any work himself. There was a clear area near the fires where he would pace, sometimes for two hours at a time, arms crossed, muttering to himself about Patience and his fate. Occasionally, these mutterings turned into passionate speeches, with shouts and gestures that would capture the workers' attention; they would stare at him until they noticed his blue eyes blazing and his waving hand always pointing toward the southern hills. On Sunday, work paused for half an hour, and the Prince preached about faith and God's friendship for David, and afterward, they all sang: “Ein feste Burg ist unser Gott.”
In an improvised hovel lay Von Winterfeld, and all one morning he raved of the greatness of Germany. “Blut und Eisen!” he shouted, and then, as if in derision, “Welt-Politik—ha, ha!” Then he would explain complicated questions of polity to imaginary hearers, in low, wily tones. The other sick men kept still, listening to him. Bert's distracted attention would be recalled by Kurt. “Smallways, take that end. So!”
In a makeshift shelter lay Von Winterfeld, and all morning he raged about the greatness of Germany. “Blood and Iron!” he shouted, and then, as if mocking, “World Politics—ha, ha!” Then he would break down complicated political issues to imaginary listeners in low, sly tones. The other sick men remained quiet, listening to him. Bert's scattered focus would be brought back by Kurt. “Smallways, grab that end. There!”
Slowly, tediously, the great mast was rigged and hoisted foot by foot into place. The electricians had contrived a catchment pool and a wheel in the torrent close at hand—for the little Mulhausen dynamo with its turbinal volute used by the telegraphists was quite adaptable to water driving, and on the sixth day in the evening the apparatus was in working order and the Prince was calling—weakly, indeed, but calling—to his air-fleet across the empty spaces of the world. For a time he called unheeded.
Slowly and painstakingly, the massive mast was rigged and raised inch by inch into position. The electricians had set up a catchment pool and a wheel in the nearby rushing water—since the small Mulhausen dynamo with its turbinal volute, used by the telegraph operators, was well-suited for water power. By the evening of the sixth day, the system was up and running, and the Prince was calling—weakly, it’s true, but still calling—to his air fleet across the vast emptiness of the world. For a while, he called out without anyone responding.
The effect of that evening was to linger long in Bert's memory. A red fire spluttered and blazed close by the electricians at their work, and red gleams ran up the vertical steel mast and threads of copper wire towards the zenith. The Prince sat on a rock close by, with his chin on his hand, waiting. Beyond and to the northward was the cairn that covered Von Winterfeld, surmounted by a cross of steel, and from among the tumbled rocks in the distance the eyes of a wolf gleamed redly. On the other hand was the wreckage of the great airship and the men bivouacked about a second ruddy flare. They were all keeping very still, as if waiting to hear what news might presently be given them. Far away, across many hundreds of miles of desolation, other wireless masts would be clicking, and snapping, and waking into responsive vibration. Perhaps they were not. Perhaps those throbs upon the ethers wasted themselves upon a regardless world. When the men spoke, they spoke in low tones. Now and then a bird shrieked remotely, and once a wolf howled. All these things were set in the immense cold spaciousness of the wild.
The impact of that evening stayed in Bert's mind for a long time. A red fire crackled and blazed near the electricians busy at work, and red glows traveled up the tall steel mast and copper wires toward the sky. The Prince sat on a rock nearby, resting his chin on his hand, waiting. To the north was the cairn that covered Von Winterfeld, topped with a steel cross, and among the scattered rocks in the distance, a wolf's eyes glinted red. On the other side was the wreckage of the large airship, and the men were camped around a second flickering light. They all remained very still, as if anticipating what news might come. Far away, across hundreds of miles of desolation, other wireless masts would be clicking and humming, responding to the vibrations in the air. Or maybe they weren't. Maybe those signals were being sent into an indifferent world. When the men talked, they spoke in hushed tones. Occasionally, a bird screeched in the distance, and once a wolf howled. All these details were immersed in the vast cold openness of the wilderness.
7
7
Bert got the news last, and chiefly in broken English, from a linguist among his mates. It was only far on in the night that the weary telegraphist got an answer to his calls, but then the messages came clear and strong. And such news it was!
Bert found out the news last, mostly in broken English, from a linguist among his friends. It was late in the night when the tired telegraph operator finally got a response to his calls, but then the messages came through loud and clear. And what news it was!
“I say,” said Bert at his breakfast, amidst a great clamour, “tell us a bit.”
“I say,” said Bert at his breakfast, amidst a great noise, “tell us a bit.”
“All de vorlt is at vor!” said the linguist, waving his cocoa in an illustrative manner, “all de vorlt is at vor!”
“All the world is at war!” said the linguist, waving his cocoa in an illustrative manner, “all the world is at war!”
Bert stared southward into the dawn. It did not seem so.
Bert looked south into the early morning light. It didn’t feel that way.
“All de vorlt is at vor! They haf burn' Berlin; they haf burn' London; they haf burn' Hamburg and Paris. Chapan hass burn San Francisco. We haf mate a camp at Niagara. Dat is whad they are telling us. China has cot drachenflieger and luftschiffe beyont counting. All de vorlt is at vor!”
"All the world's at war! They’ve burned Berlin; they’ve burned London; they’ve burned Hamburg and Paris. Japan has burned San Francisco. We’ve set up a camp at Niagara. That’s what they’re telling us. China has got airplanes and airships beyond counting. All the world's at war!"
“Gaw!” said Bert.
“Wow!” said Bert.
“Yess,” said the linguist, drinking his cocoa.
"Yeah," said the linguist, sipping his cocoa.
“Burnt up London, 'ave they? Like we did New York?”
“Burnt down London, have they? Just like we did New York?”
“It wass a bombardment.”
“It was a bombardment.”
“They don't say anything about a place called Clapham, or Bun Hill, do they?”
“They don't mention a place called Clapham or Bun Hill, right?”
“I haf heard noding,” said the linguist.
“I haven't heard anything,” said the linguist.
That was all Bert could get for a time. But the excitement of all the men about him was contagious, and presently he saw Kurt standing alone, hands behind him, and looking at one of the distant waterfalls very steadfastly. He went up and saluted, soldier-fashion. “Beg pardon, lieutenant,” he said.
That was all Bert could manage for a while. But the energy from the men around him was infectious, and soon he noticed Kurt standing alone, hands behind his back, staring intently at one of the distant waterfalls. He approached and saluted, military style. “Excuse me, lieutenant,” he said.
Kurt turned his face. It was unusually grave that morning. “I was just thinking I would like to see that waterfall closer,” he said. “It reminds me—what do you want?”
Kurt turned his face. It was unusually serious that morning. “I was just thinking I’d like to see that waterfall up close,” he said. “It reminds me—what do you want?”
“I can't make 'ead or tail of what they're saying, sir. Would you mind telling me the news?”
“I can't make heads or tails of what they're saying, sir. Could you please tell me the news?”
“Damn the news,” said Kurt. “You'll get news enough before the day's out. It's the end of the world. They're sending the Graf Zeppelin for us. She'll be here by the morning, and we ought to be at Niagara—or eternal smash—within eight and forty hours.... I want to look at that waterfall. You'd better come with me. Have you had your rations?”
“Forget the news,” Kurt said. “You’ll hear plenty before the day’s over. It’s the end of the world. They’re sending the Graf Zeppelin for us. It’ll be here by morning, and we should be at Niagara—or in a total wreck—within 48 hours.... I want to see that waterfall. You should come with me. Have you had your rations?”
“Yessir.”
"Yes, sir."
“Very well. Come.”
"Sure. Let's go."
And musing profoundly, Kurt led the way across the rocks towards the distant waterfall.
And lost in thought, Kurt made his way across the rocks toward the distant waterfall.
For a time Bert walked behind him in the character of an escort; then as they passed out of the atmosphere of the encampment, Kurt lagged for him to come alongside.
For a while, Bert walked behind him like a bodyguard; then, as they left the vibe of the camp, Kurt slowed down so he could walk alongside.
“We shall be back in it all in two days' time,” he said. “And it's a devil of a war to go back to. That's the news. The world's gone mad. Our fleet beat the Americans the night we got disabled, that's clear. We lost eleven—eleven airships certain, and all their aeroplanes got smashed. God knows how much we smashed or how many we killed. But that was only the beginning. Our start's been like firing a magazine. Every country was hiding flying-machines. They're fighting in the air all over Europe—all over the world. The Japanese and Chinese have joined in. That's the great fact. That's the supreme fact. They've pounced into our little quarrels.... The Yellow Peril was a peril after all! They've got thousands of airships. They're all over the world. We bombarded London and Paris, and now the French and English have smashed up Berlin. And now Asia is at us all, and on the top of us all.... It's mania. China on the top. And they don't know where to stop. It's limitless. It's the last confusion. They're bombarding capitals, smashing up dockyards and factories, mines and fleets.”
“We’ll be back in it all in two days,” he said. “And it’s a hell of a war to return to. That’s the news. The world has gone crazy. Our fleet defeated the Americans the night we got disabled, that’s clear. We lost eleven—eleven airships for sure, and all their airplanes got wrecked. God knows how much we destroyed or how many we killed. But that was just the beginning. Our start has been like firing off a magazine. Every country was hiding aircraft. They’re fighting in the air all over Europe—all over the world. The Japanese and Chinese have joined in. That’s the big fact. That’s the major fact. They’ve jumped into our little disputes... The Yellow Peril was a threat after all! They have thousands of airships. They’re everywhere. We bombarded London and Paris, and now the French and English have destroyed Berlin. And now Asia is coming at us all, overwhelming us... It’s madness. China is on top. And they don’t know where to stop. It’s endless. It’s utter chaos. They’re bombarding capitals, destroying docks and factories, mines and fleets.”
“Did they do much to London, sir?” asked Bert.
“Did they do a lot to London, sir?” asked Bert.
“Heaven knows....”
"Heaven knows..."
He said no more for a time.
He stayed quiet for a while.
“This Labrador seems a quiet place,” he resumed at last. “I'm half a mind to stay here. Can't do that. No! I've got to see it through. I've got to see it through. You've got to, too. Every one.... But why?... I tell you—our world's gone to pieces. There's no way out of it, no way back. Here we are! We're like mice caught in a house on fire, we're like cattle overtaken by a flood. Presently we shall be picked up, and back we shall go into the fighting. We shall kill and smash again—perhaps. It's a Chino-Japanese air-fleet this time, and the odds are against us. Our turns will come. What will happen to you I don't know, but for myself, I know quite well; I shall be killed.”
“This place seems quiet,” he finally said. “I’m tempted to stay here. I can’t do that. No! I have to see this through. You have to too. Everyone.... But why? I’ll tell you—our world has fallen apart. There’s no way out, no way back. Here we are! We’re like mice trapped in a burning building, like cattle caught in a flood. Soon we’ll be picked up, and back we’ll go into the fighting. We’ll kill and destroy again—maybe. It’s a Chino-Japanese air fleet this time, and the odds are against us. Our time will come. What will happen to you, I don’t know, but for myself, I know very well; I’ll be killed.”
“You'll be all right,” said Bert, after a queer pause.
“You’ll be fine,” said Bert, after a strange pause.
“No!” said Kurt, “I'm going to be killed. I didn't know it before, but this morning, at dawn, I knew it—as though I'd been told.”
“No!” Kurt exclaimed, “I'm going to be killed. I didn’t realize it until this morning at dawn, but now I know it—as if someone had told me.”
“'Ow?”
“Ouch?”
“I tell you I know.”
“I know for sure.”
“But 'ow COULD you know?”
“But how could you know?”
“I know.”
"I get it."
“Like being told?”
"Do you like being told?"
“Like being certain.
“Like being sure.”
“I know,” he repeated, and for a time they walked in silence towards the waterfall.
“I know,” he said again, and for a while they walked silently toward the waterfall.
Kurt, wrapped in his thoughts, walked heedlessly, and at last broke out again. “I've always felt young before, Smallways, but this morning I feel old—old. So old! Nearer to death than old men feel. And I've always thought life was a lark. It isn't.... This sort of thing has always been happening, I suppose—these things, wars and earthquakes, that sweep across all the decency of life. It's just as though I had woke up to it all for the first time. Every night since we were at New York I've dreamt of it.... And it's always been so—it's the way of life. People are torn away from the people they care for; homes are smashed, creatures full of life, and memories, and little peculiar gifts are scalded and smashed, and torn to pieces, and starved, and spoilt. London! Berlin! San Francisco! Think of all the human histories we ended in New York!... And the others go on again as though such things weren't possible. As I went on! Like animals! Just like animals.”
Kurt, lost in his thoughts, walked aimlessly and finally spoke up again. “I’ve always felt young, Smallways, but this morning I feel old—really old. So old! Closer to death than even old men feel. I always thought life was carefree. It’s not.... This kind of stuff has always been happening, I guess—these wars and earthquakes that disrupt everything decent in life. It's like I just woke up to it all for the first time. Every night since we were in New York, I’ve been dreaming about it.... And it’s always been like this—it’s how life is. People get torn away from those they love; homes are destroyed, living beings filled with life, memories, and little special gifts are burned and shattered, ripped apart, starved, and ruined. London! Berlin! San Francisco! Think of all the human stories we ended in New York!... And everyone else just carries on as if this stuff isn't even possible. Just like I did! Like animals! Just like animals.”
He said nothing for a long time, and then he dropped out, “The Prince is a lunatic!”
He stayed quiet for a while, and then he blurted out, “The Prince is crazy!”
They came to a place where they had to climb, and then to a long peat level beside a rivulet. There a quantity of delicate little pink flowers caught Bert's eye. “Gaw!” he said, and stooped to pick one. “In a place like this.”
They arrived at a spot where they had to climb, and then to a long stretch of peat next to a small stream. There, a bunch of delicate little pink flowers caught Bert's attention. “Wow!” he exclaimed, bending down to pick one. “In a place like this.”
Kurt stopped and half turned. His face winced.
Kurt stopped and turned halfway. His face twisted in discomfort.
“I never see such a flower,” said Bert. “It's so delicate.”
“I've never seen a flower like this,” Bert said. “It's so delicate.”
“Pick some more if you want to,” said Kurt.
“Grab some more if you’d like,” said Kurt.
Bert did so, while Kurt stood and watched him.
Bert did that, while Kurt just stood there and watched him.
“Funny 'ow one always wants to pick flowers,” said Bert.
“Funny how one always wants to pick flowers,” said Bert.
Kurt had nothing to add to that.
Kurt had no comments on that.
They went on again, without talking, for a long time.
They kept going, silent, for a long while.
At last they came to a rocky hummock, from which the view of the waterfall opened out. There Kurt stopped and seated himself on a rock.
At last, they reached a rocky hill, where the view of the waterfall spread out before them. Kurt stopped there and sat down on a rock.
“That's as much as I wanted to see,” he explained. “It isn't very like, but it's like enough.”
“That's all I wanted to see,” he explained. “It's not exactly the same, but it's close enough.”
“Like what?”
"Like what?"
“Another waterfall I knew.”
“Another waterfall I knew.”
He asked a question abruptly. “Got a girl, Smallways?”
He suddenly asked, “Do you have a girl, Smallways?”
“Funny thing,” said Bert, “those flowers, I suppose.—I was jes' thinking of 'er.”
“Funny thing,” said Bert, “those flowers, I guess. I was just thinking about her.”
“So was I.”
"Me too."
“WHAT! Edna?”
“WHAT! Edna?”
“No. I was thinking of MY Edna. We've all got Ednas, I suppose, for our imaginations to play about. This was a girl. But all that's past for ever. It's hard to think I can't see her just for a minute—just let her know I'm thinking of her.”
“No. I was thinking of MY Edna. I guess we all have our own Ednas for our imaginations to wander. This was a girl. But that’s all over now. It’s tough to accept that I can’t see her even for a minute—just to let her know I’m thinking of her.”
“Very likely,” said Bert, “you'll see 'er all right.”
"Most likely," said Bert, "you'll see her just fine."
“No,” said Kurt with decision, “I KNOW.”
“No,” Kurt said firmly, “I KNOW.”
“I met her,” he went on, “in a place like this—in the Alps—Engstlen Alp. There's a waterfall rather like this one—a broad waterfall down towards Innertkirchen. That's why I came here this morning. We slipped away and had half a day together beside it. And we picked flowers. Just such flowers as you picked. The same for all I know. And gentian.”
“I met her,” he continued, “in a place like this—in the Alps—Engstlen Alp. There’s a waterfall pretty similar to this one—a wide waterfall down towards Innertkirchen. That’s why I came here this morning. We snuck away and spent half a day together next to it. And we picked flowers. Just the same kinds of flowers you picked. The same ones, for all I know. And gentian.”
“I know” said Bert, “me and Edna—we done things like that. Flowers. And all that. Seems years off now.”
“I know,” said Bert, “Edna and I—we did things like that. Flowers. And all that. Feels like ages ago now.”
“She was beautiful and daring and shy, Mein Gott! I can hardly hold myself for the desire to see her and hear her voice again before I die. Where is she?... Look here, Smallways, I shall write a sort of letter—And there's her portrait.” He touched his breast pocket.
“She was beautiful, bold, and shy, oh my God! I can hardly contain myself with the urge to see her and hear her voice again before I die. Where is she?... Listen, Smallways, I'm going to write a kind of letter—And there’s her picture.” He touched his chest pocket.
“You'll see 'er again all right,” said Bert.
"You'll see her again, for sure," said Bert.
“No! I shall never see her again.... I don't understand why people should meet just to be torn apart. But I know she and I will never meet again. That I know as surely as that the sun will rise, and that cascade come shining over the rocks after I am dead and done.... Oh! It's all foolishness and haste and violence and cruel folly, stupidity and blundering hate and selfish ambition—all the things that men have done—all the things they will ever do. Gott! Smallways, what a muddle and confusion life has always been—the battles and massacres and disasters, the hates and harsh acts, the murders and sweatings, the lynchings and cheatings. This morning I am tired of it all, as though I'd just found it out for the first time. I HAVE found it out. When a man is tired of life, I suppose it is time for him to die. I've lost heart, and death is over me. Death is close to me, and I know I have got to end. But think of all the hopes I had only a little time ago, the sense of fine beginnings!... It was all a sham. There were no beginnings.... We're just ants in ant-hill cities, in a world that doesn't matter; that goes on and rambles into nothingness. New York—New York doesn't even strike me as horrible. New York was nothing but an ant-hill kicked to pieces by a fool!
“No! I will never see her again.... I don't get why people should meet only to be separated. But I know she and I will never meet again. I know this as surely as the sun will rise and that waterfall will keep flowing over the rocks after I'm gone.... Oh! It's all nonsense and rush and violence and pointless cruelty, stupidity and clumsy hate and selfish ambition—all the things people have done—all the things they will ever do. God! Smallways, what a mess and chaos life has always been—the battles and massacres and disasters, the hate and harsh actions, the murders and struggle, the lynchings and cheating. This morning, I’m tired of it all, as if I just discovered it for the first time. I HAVE discovered it. When a man is tired of life, I guess it's time for him to die. I've lost hope, and death is looming over me. Death is close, and I know I have to end this. But think of all the hopes I had just a little while ago, the feeling of great beginnings!... It was all a façade. There were no beginnings.... We're just ants in ant-hill cities, in a world that doesn't matter; that goes on and meanders into nothingness. New York—New York doesn’t even seem horrible to me. New York was just an ant-hill smashed by a fool!
“Think of it, Smallways: there's war everywhere! They're smashing up their civilisation before they have made it. The sort of thing the English did at Alexandria, the Japanese at Port Arthur, the French at Casablanca, is going on everywhere. Everywhere! Down in South America even they are fighting among themselves! No place is safe—no place is at peace. There is no place where a woman and her daughter can hide and be at peace. The war comes through the air, bombs drop in the night. Quiet people go out in the morning, and see air-fleets passing overhead—dripping death—dripping death!”
“Think about it, Smallways: there’s war everywhere! They’re destroying their civilization before they’ve even built it. The kind of stuff the English did in Alexandria, the Japanese at Port Arthur, the French in Casablanca is happening all over. Everywhere! Even down in South America, they’re fighting among themselves! There’s no safe place—no place that’s at peace. There’s nowhere for a woman and her daughter to hide and feel safe. The war comes from the sky, bombs fall at night. Quiet people step outside in the morning and see air fleets flying overhead— raining down death—raining down death!”
CHAPTER VIII. A WORLD AT WAR
1
It was only very slowly that Bert got hold of this idea that the whole world was at war, that he formed any image at all of the crowded countries south of these Arctic solitudes stricken with terror and dismay as these new-born aerial navies swept across their skies. He was not used to thinking of the world as a whole, but as a limitless hinterland of happenings beyond the range of his immediate vision. War in his imagination was something, a source of news and emotion, that happened in a restricted area, called the Seat of War. But now the whole atmosphere was the Seat of War, and every land a cockpit. So closely had the nations raced along the path of research and invention, so secret and yet so parallel had been their plans and acquisitions, that it was within a few hours of the launching of the first fleet in Franconia that an Asiatic Armada beat its west-ward way across, high above the marvelling millions in the plain of the Ganges. But the preparations of the Confederation of Eastern Asia had been on an altogether more colossal scale than the German. “With this step,” said Tan Ting-siang, “we overtake and pass the West. We recover the peace of the world that these barbarians have destroyed.”
It was only very slowly that Bert understood the idea that the whole world was at war, and he began to imagine the crowded countries south of these Arctic desolations filled with fear and panic as these new aerial fleets flew across their skies. He wasn't used to thinking of the world as a whole but rather as an endless expanse of events beyond what he could see. In his mind, war was something that happened in a limited area known as the Seat of War, a source of news and emotion. But now, the entire atmosphere had become the Seat of War, and every country was a battlefield. The nations had raced along the path of research and invention so quickly, with their plans and developments being so secret yet so simultaneous, that just hours after the first fleet was launched in Franconia, an Asian Armada was making its way westward, high above the amazed millions in the plains of the Ganges. However, the preparations of the Confederation of Eastern Asia had been on a far grander scale than those of Germany. “With this step,” said Tan Ting-siang, “we surpass the West. We reclaim the peace of the world that these barbarians have shattered.”
Their secrecy and swiftness and inventions had far surpassed those of the Germans, and where the Germans had had a hundred men at work the Asiatics had ten thousand. There came to their great aeronautic parks at Chinsi-fu and Tsingyen by the mono-rails that now laced the whole surface of China a limitless supply of skilled and able workmen, workmen far above the average European in industrial efficiency. The news of the German World Surprise simply quickened their efforts. At the time of the bombardment of New York it is doubtful if the Germans had three hundred airships all together in the world; the score of Asiatic fleets flying east and west and south must have numbered several thousand. Moreover the Asiatics had a real fighting flying-machine, the Niais as they were called, a light but quite efficient weapon, infinitely superior to the German drachenflieger. Like that, it was a one-man machine, but it was built very lightly of steel and cane and chemical silk, with a transverse engine, and a flapping sidewing. The aeronaut carried a gun firing explosive bullets loaded with oxygen, and in addition, and true to the best tradition of Japan, a sword. Mostly they were Japanese, and it is characteristic that from the first it was contemplated that the aeronaut should be a swordsman. The wings of these flyers had bat-like hooks forward, by which they were to cling to their antagonist's gas-chambers while boarding him. These light flying-machines were carried with the fleets, and also sent overland or by sea to the front with the men. They were capable of flights of from two to five hundred miles according to the wind.
Their secrecy, speed, and inventions had far outpaced those of the Germans, where the Germans had a hundred men working, the Asiatics had ten thousand. A constant flow of skilled and capable workers, far more efficient than the average European, arrived at their vast aeronautical parks in Chinsi-fu and Tsingyen via the mono-rails that now crisscrossed all of China. The news of the German World Surprise only boosted their efforts. At the time of the bombardment of New York, the Germans likely had no more than three hundred airships worldwide; meanwhile, the numerous Asiatic fleets flying east, west, and south must have numbered several thousand. Additionally, the Asiatics had a genuine combat flying machine called the Niais, a lightweight but highly effective weapon, infinitely superior to the German drachenflieger. Like the latter, it was a one-man machine, but it was made very lightly from steel, cane, and chemical silk, featuring a transverse engine and flapping side wings. The pilot carried a gun that fired explosive bullets packed with oxygen, and in line with the best tradition of Japan, a sword. Most of the pilots were Japanese, and it was understood from the start that they would also be swordsmen. The wings of these flyers had bat-like hooks at the front, allowing them to latch onto their opponent's gas chambers while boarding. These lightweight flying machines accompanied the fleets and were also transported overland or by sea to the front with the troops. They could fly anywhere from two to five hundred miles, depending on the wind.
So, hard upon the uprush of the first German air-fleet, these Asiatic swarms took to the atmosphere. Instantly every organised Government in the world was frantically and vehemently building airships and whatever approach to a flying machine its inventors had discovered. There was no time for diplomacy. Warnings and ultimatums were telegraphed to and fro, and in a few hours all the panic-fierce world was openly at war, and at war in the most complicated way. For Britain and France and Italy had declared war upon Germany and outraged Swiss neutrality; India, at the sight of Asiatic airships, had broken into a Hindoo insurrection in Bengal and a Mohametan revolt hostile to this in the North-west Provinces—the latter spreading like wildfire from Gobi to the Gold Coast—and the Confederation of Eastern Asia had seized the oil wells of Burmha and was impartially attacking America and Germany. In a week they were building airships in Damascus and Cairo and Johannesburg; Australia and New Zealand were frantically equipping themselves. One unique and terrifying aspect of this development was the swiftness with which these monsters could be produced. To build an ironclad took from two to four years; an airship could be put together in as many weeks. Moreover, compared with even a torpedo boat, the airship was remarkably simple to construct, given the air-chamber material, the engines, the gas plant, and the design, it was really not more complicated and far easier than an ordinary wooden boat had been a hundred years before. And now from Cape Horn to Nova Zembla, and from Canton round to Canton again, there were factories and workshops and industrial resources.
So, right after the first German air fleet took off, these Asian groups jumped into the skies. Suddenly, every organized government in the world was urgently and intensely building airships and any kind of flying machine its inventors had come up with. There was no time for diplomacy. Warnings and ultimatums were quickly sent back and forth, and within hours, the entire panic-stricken world was openly at war, and it was a complex kind of war. Britain, France, and Italy had declared war on Germany, violating Swiss neutrality; India, seeing Asian airships, had erupted into a Hindu uprising in Bengal and a Muslim revolt in the North-West Provinces—this latter spreading rapidly from Gobi to the Gold Coast—and the Confederation of Eastern Asia had seized the oil fields of Burma and was attacking both America and Germany without bias. Within a week, they were building airships in Damascus, Cairo, and Johannesburg; Australia and New Zealand were rushing to prepare themselves. One unique and terrifying aspect of this situation was how quickly these monsters could be produced. Building an ironclad took anywhere from two to four years; an airship could be assembled in just a few weeks. Moreover, compared to even a torpedo boat, the airship was surprisingly simple to construct. Given the air-chamber material, the engines, the gas equipment, and the design, it was really not much more complex and far easier than an ordinary wooden boat had been a hundred years earlier. And now, from Cape Horn to Nova Zembla, and from Canton back to Canton, there were factories, workshops, and industrial resources.
And the German airships were barely in sight of the Atlantic waters, the first Asiatic fleet was scarcely reported from Upper Burmah, before the fantastic fabric of credit and finance that had held the world together economically for a hundred years strained and snapped. A tornado of realisation swept through every stock exchange in the world; banks stopped payment, business shrank and ceased, factories ran on for a day or so by a sort of inertia, completing the orders of bankrupt and extinguished customers, then stopped. The New York Bert Smallways saw, for all its glare of light and traffic, was in the pit of an economic and financial collapse unparalleled in history. The flow of the food supply was already a little checked. And before the world-war had lasted two weeks—by the time, that is, that mast was rigged in Labrador—there was not a city or town in the world outside China, however far from the actual centres of destruction, where police and government were not adopting special emergency methods to deal with a want of food and a glut of unemployed people.
And as the German airships were just coming into view of the Atlantic waters, the first Asian fleet was hardly reported from Upper Burma, before the incredible system of credit and finance that had held the world together economically for a hundred years strained and broke. A wave of realization swept through every stock exchange worldwide; banks stopped making payments, businesses shrank and shut down, factories continued operating for a day or so by sheer inertia, finishing orders from bankrupt and defunct customers, then came to a halt. The New York Bert Smallways saw, despite all its lights and traffic, was in the depths of an economic and financial collapse unmatched in history. The supply of food was already slightly disrupted. And before the world war had lasted two weeks—by the time that mast was rigged in Labrador—there wasn't a city or town in the world outside China, no matter how far from the actual centers of destruction, where police and government weren't implementing special emergency measures to handle a shortage of food and an overflow of unemployed individuals.
The special peculiarities of aerial warfare were of such a nature as to trend, once it had begun, almost inevitably towards social disorganisation. The first of these peculiarities was brought home to the Germans in their attack upon New York; the immense power of destruction an airship has over the thing below, and its relative inability to occupy or police or guard or garrison a surrendered position. Necessarily, in the face of urban populations in a state of economic disorganisation and infuriated and starving, this led to violent and destructive collisions, and even where the air-fleet floated inactive above, there would be civil conflict and passionate disorder below. Nothing comparable to this state of affairs had been known in the previous history of warfare, unless we take such a case as that of a nineteenth century warship attacking some large savage or barbaric settlement, or one of those naval bombardments that disfigure the history of Great Britain in the late eighteenth century. Then, indeed, there had been cruelties and destruction that faintly foreshadowed the horrors of the aerial war. Moreover, before the twentieth century the world had had but one experience, and that a comparatively light one, in the Communist insurrection of Paris, 1871, of the possibilities of a modern urban population under warlike stresses.
The unique aspects of aerial warfare were such that, once it started, it almost inevitably led to social chaos. The first of these aspects became clear to the Germans during their attack on New York: the immense destructive power an airship holds over what’s below, paired with its limited ability to control or maintain order in a captured area. This situation, especially in urban areas populated by economically distressed, enraged, and starving individuals, resulted in violent and destructive clashes. Even when the air fleet remained parked above, civil unrest and passionate disorder raged below. There was nothing like this in the previous history of warfare, except perhaps when a nineteenth-century warship attacked a large, primitive settlement, or during those naval bombardments that marred Britain’s history in the late eighteenth century. Back then, there were indeed cruelties and destruction that hinted at the horrors of aerial warfare. Additionally, before the twentieth century, the world had experienced only one instance—albeit a relatively light one—during the Communist uprising in Paris, 1871, which revealed the potential of a modern urban population under wartime pressures.
A second peculiarity of airship war as it first came to the world that also made for social collapse, was the ineffectiveness of the early air-ships against each other. Upon anything below they could rain explosives in the most deadly fashion, forts and ships and cities lay at their mercy, but unless they were prepared for a suicidal grapple they could do remarkably little mischief to each other. The armament of the huge German airships, big as the biggest mammoth liners afloat, was one machine gun that could easily have been packed up on a couple of mules. In addition, when it became evident that the air must be fought for, the air-sailors were provided with rifles with explosive bullets of oxygen or inflammable substance, but no airship at any time ever carried as much in the way of guns and armour as the smallest gunboat on the navy list had been accustomed to do. Consequently, when these monsters met in battle, they manoeuvred for the upper place, or grappled and fought like junks, throwing grenades fighting hand to hand in an entirely medieval fashion. The risks of a collapse and fall on either side came near to balancing in every case the chances of victory. As a consequence, and after their first experiences of battle, one finds a growing tendency on the part of the air-fleet admirals to evade joining battle, and to seek rather the moral advantage of a destructive counter attack.
A second oddity of airship warfare when it first emerged was the ineffectiveness of the early airships against one another. They could unleash explosives on anything below with deadly precision—forts, ships, and cities were at their mercy—but unless they were ready for a suicidal clash, they could cause very little damage to each other. The enormous German airships, as big as the largest ocean liners, were equipped with only one machine gun, which could have easily been transported by a couple of mules. Additionally, when it became clear that aerial dominance needed to be fought for, the aircrew was given rifles with explosive bullets made of oxygen or flammable materials, but no airship ever carried as many guns and armor as even the smallest gunboat in the navy. As a result, when these behemoths engaged in battle, they maneuvered for advantage or grappled and fought like ancient ships, throwing grenades and engaging in hand-to-hand combat in a completely medieval way. The risks of crashing on either side nearly balanced the chances of victory in every encounter. Consequently, after their initial experiences in battle, there was a noticeable shift among the air-fleet admirals towards avoiding direct conflict and instead seeking the strategic benefit of a destructive counterattack.
And if the airships were too ineffective, the early drachenflieger were either too unstable, like the German, or too light, like the Japanese, to produce immediately decisive results. Later, it is true, the Brazilians launched a flying-machine of a type and scale that was capable of dealing with an airship, but they built only three or four, they operated only in South America, and they vanished from history untraceably in the time when world-bankruptcy put a stop to all further engineering production on any considerable scale.
And if the airships weren't effective enough, the early flying machines were either too unstable, like the German ones, or too light, like the Japanese ones, to achieve immediate, decisive results. Later on, it's true that the Brazilians developed a type of flying machine that could compete with an airship, but they only made three or four of them, they only operated in South America, and they disappeared from history without a trace during the time when the global financial crisis halted all significant engineering production.
The third peculiarity of aerial warfare was that it was at once enormously destructive and entirely indecisive. It had this unique feature, that both sides lay open to punitive attack. In all previous forms of war, both by land and sea, the losing side was speedily unable to raid its antagonist's territory and the communications. One fought on a “front,” and behind that front the winner's supplies and resources, his towns and factories and capital, the peace of his country, were secure. If the war was a naval one, you destroyed your enemy's battle fleet and then blockaded his ports, secured his coaling stations, and hunted down any stray cruisers that threatened your ports of commerce. But to blockade and watch a coastline is one thing, to blockade and watch the whole surface of a country is another, and cruisers and privateers are things that take long to make, that cannot be packed up and hidden and carried unostentatiously from point to point. In aerial war the stronger side, even supposing it destroyed the main battle fleet of the weaker, had then either to patrol and watch or destroy every possible point at which he might produce another and perhaps a novel and more deadly form of flyer. It meant darkening his air with airships. It meant building them by the thousand and making aeronauts by the hundred thousand. A small uninitated airship could be hidden in a railway shed, in a village street, in a wood; a flying machine is even less conspicuous.
The third oddity of aerial warfare was that it was both extremely destructive and completely indecisive. It had this unique aspect that both sides were vulnerable to retaliatory attacks. In previous forms of war, whether on land or at sea, the losing side quickly became unable to raid the territory and communications of the other. Combat took place on a “front,” and behind that front, the resources and supplies of the winning side—its towns, factories, and overall stability—were safe. If it was a naval war, you would destroy your enemy's main fleet, then blockade their ports, secure their coaling stations, and hunt down any stray ships that might threaten your trade routes. However, blockading and monitoring a coastline is one thing, while blockading and watching an entire country is another. Ships and privateers take a long time to build; they can’t be easily packed up and moved discreetly from place to place. In aerial warfare, even if the stronger side destroyed the weaker’s main fleet, it would still need to patrol and keep an eye on every potential point where the weaker side could create another, possibly new and more dangerous kind of aircraft. This involved filling the skies with airships and producing them by the thousands, training aeronauts by the hundreds of thousands. A small, less experienced airship could be concealed in a train shed, a village street, or a forest; a flying machine is even harder to spot.
And in the air are no streets, no channels, no point where one can say of an antagonist, “If he wants to reach my capital he must come by here.” In the air all directions lead everywhere.
And in the sky, there are no streets, no pathways, no place where you can say of an opponent, “If he wants to reach my city, he has to come this way.” In the air, all directions lead anywhere.
Consequently it was impossible to end a war by any of the established methods. A, having outnumbered and overwhelmed B, hovers, a thousand airships strong, over his capital, threatening to bombard it unless B submits. B replies by wireless telegraphy that he is now in the act of bombarding the chief manufacturing city of A by means of three raider airships. A denounces B's raiders as pirates and so forth, bombards B's capital, and sets off to hunt down B's airships, while B, in a state of passionate emotion and heroic unconquerableness, sets to work amidst his ruins, making fresh airships and explosives for the benefit of A. The war became perforce a universal guerilla war, a war inextricably involving civilians and homes and all the apparatus of social life.
As a result, it became impossible to end the war through any conventional means. A, having outnumbered and defeated B, hovers with a thousand airships over his capital, threatening to bomb it unless B surrenders. B responds via wireless telegraph, saying he is currently bombing A's main manufacturing city with three raider airships. A condemns B's raiders as pirates and retaliates by bombing B's capital, then sets out to track down B's airships. Meanwhile, B, filled with intense emotions and a heroic spirit, begins working among the ruins to create more airships and explosives for A. The war inevitably transformed into a widespread guerrilla conflict, deeply entangling civilians, homes, and all aspects of social life.
These aspects of aerial fighting took the world by surprise. There had been no foresight to deduce these consequences. If there had been, the world would have arranged for a Universal Peace Conference in 1900. But mechanical invention had gone faster than intellectual and social organisation, and the world, with its silly old flags, its silly unmeaning tradition of nationality, its cheap newspapers and cheaper passions and imperialisms, its base commercial motives and habitual insincerities and vulgarities, its race lies and conflicts, was taken by surprise. Once the war began there was no stopping it. The flimsy fabric of credit that had grown with no man foreseeing, and that had held those hundreds of millions in an economic interdependence that no man clearly understood, dissolved in panic. Everywhere went the airships dropping bombs, destroying any hope of a rally, and everywhere below were economic catastrophe, starving workless people, rioting, and social disorder. Whatever constructive guiding intelligence there had been among the nations vanished in the passionate stresses of the time. Such newspapers and documents and histories as survive from this period all tell one universal story of towns and cities with the food supply interrupted and their streets congested with starving unemployed; of crises in administration and states of siege, of provisional Governments and Councils of Defence, and, in the cases of India and Egypt, insurrectionary committees taking charge of the re-arming of the population, of the making of batteries and gun-pits, of the vehement manufacture of airships and flying-machines.
These aspects of aerial warfare shocked the world. No one had predicted these outcomes. If they had, the world could have organized a Universal Peace Conference in 1900. However, technological advancements outpaced our social and intellectual development, leaving the world, with its outdated flags, meaningless traditions of nationality, sensationalist newspapers, and shallow passions and imperialisms, as well as its corrupt commercial motives and habitual insincerities and vulgarities, unprepared. Once the war started, it couldn't be stopped. The fragile network of credit that had formed, with no one foreseeing its development, and that had interconnected hundreds of millions without a clear understanding, collapsed in panic. Airships dropped bombs everywhere, eliminating any chance of a rally, while below them were economic disasters, starving jobless people, riots, and social chaos. Any constructive guiding intelligence that existed among the nations disappeared amid the intense pressures of the time. The surviving newspapers, documents, and histories from this period all tell a single story of towns and cities facing food shortages and streets filled with starving unemployed individuals; crises in governance, states of emergency, provisional governments, and defense councils, and in places like India and Egypt, insurrectionary committees took charge of re-arming the population, building batteries and bunkers, and rapidly manufacturing airships and flying machines.
One sees these things in glimpses, in illuminated moments, as if through a driving reek of clouds, going on all over the world. It was the dissolution of an age; it was the collapse of the civilisation that had trusted to machinery, and the instruments of its destruction were machines. But while the collapse of the previous great civilisation, that of Rome, had been a matter of centuries, had been a thing of phase and phase, like the ageing and dying of a man, this, like his killing by railway or motor car, was one swift, conclusive smashing and an end.
You see these things in flashes, in bright moments, as if through a thick haze of clouds that’s happening all over the world. It marked the end of an era; it was the fall of the civilization that relied on machines, and the very tools of its downfall were those machines. But while the decline of the previous great civilization, that of Rome, took centuries and unfolded in phases, like a person aging and dying, this was like being abruptly killed by a train or a car—one swift, definitive crash and it was over.
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The early battles of the aerial war were no doubt determined by attempts to realise the old naval maxim, to ascertain the position of the enemy's fleet and to destroy it. There was first the battle of the Bernese Oberland, in which the Italian and French navigables in their flank raid upon the Franconian Park were assailed by the Swiss experimental squadron, supported as the day wore on by German airships, and then the encounter of the British Winterhouse-Dunn aeroplanes with three unfortunate Germans.
The early battles of the aerial war were clearly shaped by efforts to follow the old naval principle: to find out where the enemy's fleet was located and to eliminate it. First, there was the battle in the Bernese Oberland, where the Italian and French airships in their side attack on the Franconian Park were targeted by the Swiss experimental squadron, which was later joined by German airships as the day progressed. Then there was the showdown between the British Winterhouse-Dunn airplanes and three unfortunate Germans.
Then came the Battle of North India, in which the entire Anglo-Indian aeronautic settlement establishment fought for three days against overwhelming odds, and was dispersed and destroyed in detail.
Then came the Battle of North India, where the entire Anglo-Indian aeronautic settlement fought for three days against overwhelming odds and was ultimately defeated and destroyed piece by piece.
And simultaneously with the beginning of that, commenced the momentous struggle of the Germans and Asiatics that is usually known as the Battle of Niagara because of the objective of the Asiatic attack. But it passed gradually into a sporadic conflict over half a continent. Such German airships as escaped destruction in battle descended and surrendered to the Americans, and were re-manned, and in the end it became a series of pitiless and heroic encounters between the Americans, savagely resolved to exterminate their enemies, and a continually reinforced army of invasion from Asia quartered upon the Pacific slope and supported by an immense fleet. From the first the war in America was fought with implacable bitterness; no quarter was asked, no prisoners were taken. With ferocious and magnificent energy the Americans constructed and launched ship after ship to battle and perish against the Asiatic multitudes. All other affairs were subordinate to this war, the whole population was presently living or dying for it. Presently, as I shall tell, the white men found in the Butteridge machine a weapon that could meet and fight the flying-machines of the Asiatic swordsman.
And at the same time that this started, the significant struggle between the Germans and Asiatics began, commonly referred to as the Battle of Niagara due to the Asian attack's goal. However, it gradually developed into a sporadic conflict spanning half a continent. The German airships that managed to avoid destruction in battle landed and surrendered to the Americans, where they were re-manned, and ultimately, it turned into a series of relentless and heroic encounters between the Americans, fiercely determined to eliminate their enemies, and a continuously reinforced invading army from Asia based on the Pacific coast and supported by a massive fleet. Right from the start, the war in America was fought with unwavering intensity; no quarter was asked for, and no prisoners were taken. With fierce and remarkable energy, the Americans built and launched ship after ship to fight and fall against the Asian hordes. All other matters took a back seat to this war; the entire population was soon living or dying for it. Soon, as I will explain, the white men discovered in the Butteridge machine a weapon capable of combating the flying machines of the Asian warriors.
The Asiatic invasion of America completely effaced the German-American conflict. It vanishes from history. At first it had seemed to promise quite sufficient tragedy in itself—beginning as it did in unforgettable massacre. After the destruction of central New York all America had risen like one man, resolved to die a thousand deaths rather than submit to Germany. The Germans grimly resolved upon beating the Americans into submission and, following out the plans developed by the Prince, had seized Niagara—in order to avail themselves of its enormous powerworks; expelled all its inhabitants and made a desert of its environs as far as Buffalo. They had also, directly Great Britain and France declare war, wrecked the country upon the Canadian side for nearly ten miles inland. They began to bring up men and material from the fleet off the east coast, stringing out to and fro like bees getting honey. It was then that the Asiatic forces appeared, and it was in their attack upon this German base at Niagara that the air-fleets of East and West first met and the greater issue became clear.
The Asian invasion of America completely wiped out the German-American conflict. It disappeared from history. At first, it seemed to promise a significant tragedy on its own—starting with an unforgettable massacre. After the destruction of central New York, all of America stood united, determined to face a thousand deaths rather than surrender to Germany. The Germans were grimly set on forcing the Americans into submission and, following the plans developed by the Prince, took control of Niagara to harness its massive power. They expelled all its residents and turned the surrounding area into a wasteland, reaching as far as Buffalo. They also, prompting Great Britain and France to declare war, devastated the Canadian side of the region for nearly ten miles inland. They began to bring in troops and supplies from the fleet off the east coast, moving back and forth like bees collecting honey. It was then that Asian forces showed up, and it was during their attack on this German stronghold at Niagara that the air fleets of East and West first clashed, revealing the larger conflict at stake.
One conspicuous peculiarity of the early aerial fighting arose from the profound secrecy with which the airships had been prepared. Each power had had but the dimmest inkling of the schemes of its rivals, and even experiments with its own devices were limited by the needs of secrecy. None of the designers of airships and aeroplanes had known clearly what their inventions might have to fight; many had not imagined they would have to fight anything whatever in the air; and had planned them only for the dropping of explosives. Such had been the German idea. The only weapon for fighting another airship with which the Franconian fleet had been provided was the machine gun forward. Only after the fight over New York were the men given short rifles with detonating bullets. Theoretically, the drachenflieger were to have been the fighting weapon. They were declared to be aerial torpedo-boats, and the aeronaut was supposed to swoop close to his antagonist and cast his bombs as he whirled past. But indeed these contrivances were hopelessly unstable; not one-third in any engagement succeeded in getting back to the mother airship. The rest were either smashed up or grounded.
One obvious oddity of early aerial combat came from the deep secrecy surrounding the preparation of the airships. Each nation only had a vague idea of what its competitors were planning, and even their own experiments were limited by the need for secrecy. The designers of airships and airplanes didn’t clearly know what they would be up against; many hadn't even imagined they would need to fight at all in the air and designed them solely for dropping explosives. This was the German approach. The only weapon the Franconian fleet had to fight another airship was a forward-mounted machine gun. It wasn't until after the battle over New York that the crew received short rifles with explosive bullets. Theoretically, the drachenflieger were supposed to be the combat weapons. They were described as aerial torpedo boats, and the pilot was meant to swoop down close to an enemy and drop bombs as he flew by. However, these devices were incredibly unstable; less than a third succeeded in returning to the main airship during any engagement. The rest were either destroyed or forced to land.
The allied Chino-Japanese fleet made the same distinction as the Germans between airships and fighting machines heavier than air, but the type in both cases was entirely different from the occidental models, and—it is eloquent of the vigour with which these great peoples took up and bettered the European methods of scientific research in almost every particular the invention of Asiatic engineers. Chief among these, it is worth remarking, was Mohini K. Chatterjee, a political exile who had formerly served in the British-Indian aeronautic park at Lahore.
The allied Chino-Japanese fleet made the same distinction as the Germans between airships and heavier-than-air fighting machines, but in both cases, the types were completely different from Western models. This highlights the energy with which these great nations adopted and improved upon European scientific research methods, particularly through the inventions of Asian engineers. Notably among them was Mohini K. Chatterjee, a political exile who had previously worked in the British-Indian aeronautics park in Lahore.
The German airship was fish-shaped, with a blunted head; the Asiatic airship was also fish-shaped, but not so much on the lines of a cod or goby as of a ray or sole. It had a wide, flat underside, unbroken by windows or any opening except along the middle line. Its cabins occupied its axis, with a sort of bridge deck above, and the gas-chambers gave the whole affair the shape of a gipsy's hooped tent, except that it was much flatter. The German airship was essentially a navigable balloon very much lighter than air; the Asiatic airship was very little lighter than air and skimmed through it with much greater velocity if with considerably less stability. They carried fore and aft guns, the latter much the larger, throwing inflammatory shells, and in addition they had nests for riflemen on both the upper and the under side. Light as this armament was in comparison with the smallest gunboat that ever sailed, it was sufficient for them to outfight as well as outfly the German monster airships. In action they flew to get behind or over the Germans: they even dashed underneath, avoiding only passing immediately beneath the magazine, and then as soon as they had crossed let fly with their rear gun, and sent flares or oxygen shells into the antagonist's gas-chambers.
The German airship was shaped like a fish, with a blunt nose; the Asiatic airship was also fish-like, but more similar to a ray or sole than to a cod or goby. It had a wide, flat bottom, without any windows or openings except along the center line. Its cabins were along its axis, with a sort of bridge deck on top, and the gas chambers made the whole thing look like a gypsy's hooped tent, although it was much flatter. The German airship was basically a navigable balloon that was much lighter than air; the Asiatic airship was only slightly lighter than air and raced through it with much higher speed, though it was considerably less stable. They carried guns at both the front and back, with the rear one being much larger, firing incendiary shells, and they also had positions for riflemen on both the top and bottom sides. While this weaponry was light compared to the smallest gunboat ever built, it was enough for them to both outfight and outfly the massive German airships. In combat, they maneuvered to get behind or above the Germans: they even shot underneath, carefully avoiding going directly under the magazine, and as soon as they passed, they would fire their rear gun, launching flares or oxygen shells into the enemy's gas chambers.
It was not in their airships, but, as I have said, in their flying-machines proper, that the strength of the Asiatics lay. Next only to the Butteridge machine, these were certainly the most efficient heavier-than-air fliers that had ever appeared. They were the invention of a Japanese artist, and they differed in type extremely from the box-kite quality of the German drachenflieger. They had curiously curved, flexible side wings, more like bent butterfly's wings than anything else, and made of a substance like celluloid and of brightly painted silk, and they had a long humming-bird tail. At the forward corner of the wings were hooks, rather like the claws of a bat, by which the machine could catch and hang and tear at the walls of an airship's gas-chamber. The solitary rider sat between the wings above a transverse explosive engine, an explosive engine that differed in no essential particular from those in use in the light motor bicycles of the period. Below was a single large wheel. The rider sat astride of a saddle, as in the Butteridge machine, and he carried a large double-edged two-handed sword, in addition to his explosive-bullet firing rifle.
It wasn't in their airships, but, as I mentioned, in their actual flying machines that the strength of the Asiatics was found. Next to the Butteridge machine, these were definitely the most effective heavier-than-air flyers that had ever been created. They were invented by a Japanese artist and were very different in design from the box-kite style of the German drachenflieger. They had uniquely curved, flexible side wings, resembling bent butterfly wings more than anything else, made from a material similar to celluloid and brightly painted silk, and featured a long hummingbird-like tail. At the front edge of the wings were hooks, similar to a bat's claws, which allowed the machine to catch and hang onto the walls of an airship's gas chamber. The lone rider sat between the wings above a transverse explosive engine, which was virtually the same as those used in the light motorbikes of the time. Below was a single large wheel. The rider sat astride a saddle, like in the Butteridge machine, and carried a large double-edged two-handed sword, along with his explosive-bullet firing rifle.
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One sets down these particulars and compares the points of the American and German pattern of aeroplane and navigable, but none of these facts were clearly known to any of those who fought in this monstrously confused battle above the American great lakes.
One lays out these details and compares the American and German designs of airplanes and airships, but none of this information was clearly understood by any of those who fought in this incredibly chaotic battle over the Great Lakes.
Each side went into action against it knew not what, under novel conditions and with apparatus that even without hostile attacks was capable of producing the most disconcerting surprises. Schemes of action, attempts at collective manoeuvring necessarily went to pieces directly the fight began, just as they did in almost all the early ironclad battles of the previous century. Each captain then had to fall back upon individual action and his own devices; one would see triumph in what another read as a cue for flight and despair. It is as true of the Battle of Niagara as of the Battle of Lissa that it was not a battle but a bundle of “battlettes”!
Each side went into action against something they didn’t really understand, under new conditions and using equipment that, even without enemy attacks, could create the most confusing surprises. Plans for action and attempts at coordinated maneuvers quickly fell apart as soon as the fighting started, just like they did in nearly all the early ironclad battles of the last century. Each captain had to rely on their own judgment and strategies; what one saw as a chance for victory, another might interpret as a reason to retreat in despair. It’s just as true of the Battle of Niagara as it is of the Battle of Lissa that it wasn’t a traditional battle but a series of small “battles”!
To such a spectator as Bert it presented itself as a series of incidents, some immense, some trivial, but collectively incoherent. He never had a sense of any plain issue joined, of any point struggled for and won or lost. He saw tremendous things happen and in the end his world darkened to disaster and ruin.
To someone like Bert, it appeared as a series of events, some huge, some small, but overall disconnected. He never felt there was a clear conflict, or any point that was fought for and either won or lost. He witnessed amazing things happen, and ultimately, his world descended into disaster and chaos.
He saw the battle from the ground, from Prospect Park and from Goat Island, whither he fled.
He watched the battle from the ground, from Prospect Park, and from Goat Island, where he ran to escape.
But the manner in which he came to be on the ground needs explaining.
But the way he ended up on the ground needs some explaining.
The Prince had resumed command of his fleet through wireless telegraphy long before the Zeppelin had located his encampment in Labrador. By his direction the German air-fleet, whose advance scouts had been in contact with the Japanese over the Rocky Mountains, had concentrated upon Niagara and awaited his arrival. He had rejoined his command early in the morning of the twelfth, and Bert had his first prospect of the Gorge of Niagara while he was doing net drill outside the middle gas-chamber at sunrise. The Zeppelin was flying very high at the time, and far below he saw the water in the gorge marbled with froth and then away to the west the great crescent of the Canadian Fall shining, flickering and foaming in the level sunlight and sending up a deep, incessant thudding rumble to the sky. The air-fleet was keeping station in an enormous crescent, with its horns pointing south-westward, a long array of shining monsters with tails rotating slowly and German ensigns now trailing from their bellies aft of their Marconi pendants.
The Prince had taken charge of his fleet through wireless communication long before the Zeppelin found his camp in Labrador. Following his orders, the German air fleet, whose scouts had been in touch with the Japanese over the Rocky Mountains, had gathered at Niagara and was waiting for him. He rejoined his command early on the twelfth, and Bert got his first look at the Niagara Gorge while doing net drill outside the middle gas chamber at sunrise. The Zeppelin was flying very high at that moment, and far below, he saw the gorge's water swirling with froth, and to the west, the great arc of the Canadian Falls shining, shimmering, and foaming in the morning sunlight, sending up a deep, continuous thud to the sky. The air fleet was arranged in a massive crescent, with its tips pointing southwest, a long line of shining aircraft with tails rotating slowly and German flags now trailing from their undersides behind their Marconi antennas.
Niagara city was still largely standing then, albeit its streets were empty of all life. Its bridges were intact; its hotels and restaurants still flying flags and inviting sky signs; its power-stations running. But about it the country on both sides of the gorge might have been swept by a colossal broom. Everything that could possibly give cover to an attack upon the German position at Niagara had been levelled as ruthlessly as machinery and explosives could contrive; houses blown up and burnt, woods burnt, fences and crops destroyed. The mono-rails had been torn up, and the roads in particular cleared of all possibility of concealment or shelter. Seen from above, the effect of this wreckage was grotesque. Young woods had been destroyed whole-sale by dragging wires, and the spoilt saplings, smashed or uprooted, lay in swathes like corn after the sickle. Houses had an appearance of being flattened down by the pressure of a gigantic finger. Much burning was still going on, and large areas had been reduced to patches of smouldering and sometimes still glowing blackness.
Niagara city was still mostly intact then, but its streets were completely empty. The bridges were fine; the hotels and restaurants were still flying flags and had bright signs; the power stations were operational. However, the land on both sides of the gorge seemed to have been swept clean by a giant broom. Everything that could provide cover for an attack on the German position at Niagara had been ruthlessly destroyed by machinery and explosives: houses were blown up and burned, forests were scorched, and fences and crops were ruined. The mono-rails had been pulled up, and the roads were completely cleared of any chance for concealment or shelter. From above, the wreckage looked bizarre. Young forests had been wholesale destroyed by dragging wires, and the ruined saplings, broken or uprooted, lay strewn like cut corn. The houses appeared flattened as if by the pressure of a gigantic finger. Much burning was still happening, and large areas had turned into patches of smoldering and occasionally still glowing blackness.
Here and there lay the debris of belated fugitives, carts, and dead bodies of horses and men; and where houses had had water-supplies there were pools of water and running springs from the ruptured pipes. In unscorched fields horses and cattle still fed peacefully. Beyond this desolated area the countryside was still standing, but almost all the people had fled. Buffalo was on fire to an enormous extent, and there were no signs of any efforts to grapple with the flames. Niagara city itself was being rapidly converted to the needs of a military depot. A large number of skilled engineers had already been brought from the fleet and were busily at work adapting the exterior industrial apparatus of the place to the purposes of an aeronautic park. They had made a gas recharging station at the corner of the American Fall above the funicular railway, and they were, opening up a much larger area to the south for the same purpose. Over the power-houses and hotels and suchlike prominent or important points the German flag was flying.
Here and there were the remnants of late escapees, carts, and the dead bodies of horses and men; where houses had water supplies, there were pools and streams from the broken pipes. In untouched fields, horses and cattle were still grazing peacefully. Beyond this devastated area, the countryside still stood, but most people had fled. Buffalo was burning significantly, with no evidence of any attempts to combat the flames. Niagara City was quickly being transformed into a military depot. A large number of skilled engineers had been brought in from the fleet and were hard at work adapting the industrial infrastructure of the area for an aeronautics park. They had set up a gas recharging station at the corner of the American Fall above the funicular railway and were opening up a much larger area to the south for the same purpose. The German flag was flying over the power houses, hotels, and other notable locations.
The Zeppelin circled slowly over this scene twice while the Prince surveyed it from the swinging gallery; it then rose towards the centre of the crescent and transferred the Prince and his suite, Kurt included, to the Hohenzollern, which had been chosen as the flagship during the impending battle. They were swung up on a small cable from the forward gallery, and the men of the Zeppelin manned the outer netting as the Prince and his staff left them. The Zeppelin then came about, circled down and grounded in Prospect Park, in order to land the wounded and take aboard explosives; for she had come to Labrador with her magazines empty, it being uncertain what weight she might need to carry. She also replenished the hydrogen in one of her forward chambers which had leaked.
The Zeppelin slowly flew over the scene twice while the Prince looked on from the swinging gallery; it then ascended to the center of the crescent and transported the Prince and his team, including Kurt, to the Hohenzollern, which was selected as the flagship for the upcoming battle. They were lifted up on a small cable from the front gallery, and the crew of the Zeppelin managed the outer netting as the Prince and his staff departed. The Zeppelin then turned around, descended, and landed in Prospect Park to drop off the wounded and pick up explosives; it had arrived in Labrador with its cargo holds empty, as it was unclear how much weight it would need to carry. It also refilled the hydrogen in one of its forward chambers that had leaked.
Bert was detailed as a bearer and helped carry the wounded one by one into the nearest of the large hotels that faced the Canadian shore. The hotel was quite empty except that there were two trained American nurses and a negro porter, and three or four Germans awaiting them. Bert went with the Zeppelin's doctor into the main street of the place, and they broke into a drug shop and obtained various things of which they stood in need. As they returned they found an officer and two men making a rough inventory of the available material in the various stores. Except for them the wide, main street of the town was quite deserted, the people had been given three hours to clear out, and everybody, it seemed, had done so. At one corner a dead man lay against the wall—shot. Two or three dogs were visible up the empty vista, but towards its river end the passage of a string of mono-rail cars broke the stillness and the silence. They were loaded with hose, and were passing to the trainful of workers who were converting Prospect Park into an airship dock.
Bert was assigned as a bearer and helped carry the injured one by one into the nearest large hotel facing the Canadian shore. The hotel was mostly empty except for two trained American nurses, a Black porter, and three or four Germans waiting for them. Bert went with the Zeppelin's doctor into the main street and they broke into a drug store to get various supplies they needed. As they returned, they found an officer and two men taking a rough inventory of the available supplies in the different stores. Other than them, the wide main street was completely deserted; people had been given three hours to evacuate, and it seemed everyone had left. On one corner, a dead man was slumped against the wall—shot. A few dogs were visible down the empty street, but towards the river end, a line of mono-rail cars disrupted the stillness and silence. They were loaded with hoses and on their way to the train full of workers converting Prospect Park into an airship dock.
Bert pushed a case of medicine balanced on a bicycle taken from an adjacent shop, to the hotel, and then he was sent to load bombs into the Zeppelin magazine, a duty that called for elaborate care. From this job he was presently called off by the captain of the Zeppelin, who sent him with a note to the officer in charge of the Anglo-American Power Company, for the field telephone had still to be adjusted. Bert received his instructions in German, whose meaning he guessed, and saluted and took the note, not caring to betray his ignorance of the language. He started off with a bright air of knowing his way and turned a corner or so, and was only beginning to suspect that he did not know where he was going when his attention was recalled to the sky by the report of a gun from the Hohenzollern and celestial cheering.
Bert pushed a case of medicine he balanced on a bicycle borrowed from a nearby shop to the hotel, and then he was told to load bombs into the Zeppelin magazine, a job that required careful attention. He was soon called away from this task by the captain of the Zeppelin, who sent him with a note to the officer in charge of the Anglo-American Power Company, since the field telephone still needed to be adjusted. Bert got his instructions in German, which he mostly understood, and he saluted and took the note, not wanting to show that he didn't know the language. He set off confidently, pretending he knew where he was going, and after turning a corner or two, he started to realize that he had no idea where he was headed when the sound of a gun from the Hohenzollern and cheers from above distracted him.
He looked up and found the view obstructed by the houses on either side of the street. He hesitated, and then curiosity took him back towards the bank of the river. Here his view was inconvenienced by trees, and it was with a start that he discovered the Zeppelin, which he knew had still a quarter of her magazines to fill, was rising over Goat Island. She had not waited for her complement of ammunition. It occurred to him that he was left behind. He ducked back among the trees and bushes until he felt secure from any after-thought on the part of the Zeppelin's captain. Then his curiosity to see what the German air-fleet faced overcame him, and drew him at last halfway across the bridge to Goat Island.
He looked up and saw that the view was blocked by the houses on both sides of the street. He hesitated, and then his curiosity led him back toward the riverbank. Here, his view was obstructed by trees, and he was startled to spot the Zeppelin, which he knew still had a quarter of her magazines to fill, rising over Goat Island. She hadn’t waited for her full load of ammunition. It dawned on him that he was left behind. He ducked back among the trees and bushes until he felt safe from any second thoughts on the part of the Zeppelin's captain. Then his curiosity about what the German air fleet was up against took over, and he finally made his way halfway across the bridge to Goat Island.
From that point he had nearly a hemisphere of sky and got his first glimpse of the Asiatic airships low in the sky above the glittering tumults of the Upper Rapids.
From that point, he had almost half the sky to himself and caught his first sight of the Asian airships hovering low in the sky above the sparkling chaos of the Upper Rapids.
They were far less impressive than the German ships. He could not judge the distance, and they flew edgeways to him, so as to conceal the broader aspect of their bulk.
They were much less impressive than the German ships. He couldn't gauge the distance, and they flew sideways to him, hiding the bulk of their size.
Bert stood there in the middle of the bridge, in a place that most people who knew it remembered as a place populous with sightseers and excursionists, and he was the only human being in sight there. Above him, very high in the heavens, the contending air-fleets manoeuvred; below him the river seethed like a sluice towards the American Fall. He was curiously dressed. His cheap blue serge trousers were thrust into German airship rubber boots, and on his head he wore an aeronaut's white cap that was a trifle too large for him. He thrust that back to reveal his staring little Cockney face, still scarred upon the brow. “Gaw!” he whispered.
Bert stood in the middle of the bridge, in a spot that most people who knew it remembered as crowded with tourists and travelers, and he was the only person there. Above him, way up in the sky, the competing air fleets were maneuvering; below him, the river rushed like a sluice toward the American Falls. He looked oddly dressed. His cheap blue serge pants were tucked into German airship rubber boots, and he wore an aviator's white cap that was a bit too big for him. He pushed it back to reveal his wide-eyed little Cockney face, still marked on the forehead. “Wow!” he whispered.
He stared. He gesticulated. Once or twice he shouted and applauded.
He stared. He waved his arms. A couple of times, he yelled and clapped.
Then at a certain point terror seized him and he took to his heels in the direction of Goat Island.
Then at a certain point, panic gripped him and he ran away toward Goat Island.
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For a time after they were in sight of each other, neither fleet attempted to engage. The Germans numbered sixty-seven great airships and they maintained the crescent formation at a height of nearly four thousand feet. They kept a distance of about one and a half lengths, so that the horns of the crescent were nearly thirty miles apart. Closely in tow of the airships of the extreme squadrons on either wing were about thirty drachenflieger ready manned, but these were too small and distant for Bert to distinguish.
For a while after they saw each other, neither fleet tried to fight. The Germans had sixty-seven large airships arranged in a crescent shape at nearly four thousand feet high. They kept about one and a half lengths apart, so the tips of the crescent were nearly thirty miles apart. Closely trailing the airships on both wings were about thirty manned drachenflieger, but these were too small and far away for Bert to make out.
At first, only what was called the Southern fleet of the Asiatics was visible to him. It consisted of forty airships, carrying all together nearly four hundred one-man flying-machines upon their flanks, and for some time it flew slowly and at a minimum distance of perhaps a dozen miles from the Germans, eastward across their front. At first Bert could distinguish only the greater bulks, then he perceived the one-man machines as a multitude of very small objects drifting like motes in the sunshine about and beneath the larger shapes.
At first, he could only see what was known as the Southern fleet of the Asiatics. It had forty airships, carrying nearly four hundred one-man flying machines on their sides, and for a while, it flew slowly at a distance of about twelve miles from the Germans, heading east across their front. Initially, Bert could only make out the larger shapes, but then he noticed the one-man machines as a swarm of tiny objects floating like dust particles in the sunlight around and below the bigger ones.
Bert saw nothing then of the second fleet of the Asiatics, though probably that was coming into sight of the Germans at the time, in the north-west.
Bert didn't see anything of the second fleet of the Asiatics then, even though it was probably coming into view of the Germans in the northwest at that time.
The air was very still, the sky almost without a cloud, and the German fleet had risen to an immense height, so that the airships seemed no longer of any considerable size. Both ends of their crescent showed plainly. As they beat southward they passed slowly between Bert and the sunlight, and became black outlines of themselves. The drachenflieger appeared as little flecks of black on either wing of this aerial Armada.
The air was completely calm, the sky nearly cloudless, and the German fleet had soared to a tremendous altitude, making the airships look quite small. Both ends of their crescent shape were clearly visible. As they moved southward, they slowly flew between Bert and the sunlight, turning into dark silhouettes. The drachenflieger appeared as tiny black specks on either side of this aerial fleet.
The two fleets seemed in no hurry to engage. The Asiatics went far away into the east, quickening their pace and rising as they did so, and then tailed out into a long column and came flying back, rising towards the German left. The squadrons of the latter came about, facing this oblique advance, and suddenly little flickerings and a faint crepitating sound told that they had opened fire. For a time no effect was visible to the watcher on the bridge. Then, like a handful of snowflakes, the drachenflieger swooped to the attack, and a multitude of red specks whirled up to meet them. It was to Bert's sense not only enormously remote but singularly inhuman. Not four hours since he had been on one of those very airships, and yet they seemed to him now not gas-bags carrying men, but strange sentient creatures that moved about and did things with a purpose of their own. The flight of the Asiatic and German flying-machines joined and dropped earthward, became like a handful of white and red rose petals flung from a distant window, grew larger, until Bert could see the overturned ones spinning through the air, and were hidden by great volumes of dark smoke that were rising in the direction of Buffalo. For a time they all were hidden, then two or three white and a number of red ones rose again into the sky, like a swarm of big butterflies, and circled fighting and drove away out of sight again towards the east.
The two fleets didn't seem eager to engage. The Asiatics drifted far into the east, picking up speed and rising as they went, then formed a long column and came rushing back, moving towards the German left. The German squadrons turned to face this angled advance, and suddenly little flashes and a faint crackling noise indicated that they had opened fire. For a while, the observer on the bridge saw no visible effect. Then, like a flurry of snowflakes, the drachenflieger dove into the attack, and a flurry of red dots shot up to meet them. To Bert, it felt not only distant but strangely unnatural. Just four hours earlier, he had been on one of those very airships, but now they seemed less like gas-filled bags carrying people and more like strange, sentient beings with their own intentions. The flight of the Asiatic and German aircraft converged and fell toward the ground, resembling a handful of white and red rose petals tossed from a distant window, growing larger until Bert could see the overturned ones spinning through the air, hidden by thick clouds of dark smoke rising toward Buffalo. They were obscured for a while, then two or three white ones and several red ones rose again into the sky, like a swarm of large butterflies, circling and fighting before disappearing out of sight again toward the east.
A heavy report recalled Bert's eyes to the zenith, and behold, the great crescent had lost its dressing and burst into a disorderly long cloud of airships! One had dropped halfway down the sky. It was flaming fore and aft, and even as Bert looked it turned over and fell, spinning over and over itself and vanished into the smoke of Buffalo.
A heavy report drew Bert's gaze upwards, and he saw that the great crescent had lost its covering and broke into a chaotic long cloud of airships! One had fallen halfway down the sky. It was on fire at both ends, and just as Bert watched, it flipped over and fell, spinning around itself before disappearing into the smoke over Buffalo.
Bert's mouth opened and shut, and he clutched tighter on the rail of the bridge. For some moments—they seemed long moments—the two fleets remained without any further change flying obliquely towards each other, and making what came to Bert's ears as a midget uproar. Then suddenly from either side airships began dropping out of alignment, smitten by missiles he could neither see nor trace. The string of Asiatic ships swung round and either charged into or over (it was difficult to say from below) the shattered line of the Germans, who seemed to open out to give way to them. Some sort of manoeuvring began, but Bert could not grasp its import. The left of the battle became a confused dance of airships. For some minutes up there the two crossing lines of ships looked so close it seemed like a hand-to-hand scuffle in the sky. Then they broke up into groups and duels. The descent of German air-ships towards the lower sky increased. One of them flared down and vanished far away in the north; two dropped with something twisted and crippled in their movements; then a group of antagonists came down from the zenith in an eddying conflict, two Asiatics against one German, and were presently joined by another, and drove away eastward all together with others dropping out of the German line to join them.
Bert's mouth opened and closed, and he gripped the rail of the bridge tighter. For a few moments—what felt like a long time—the two fleets continued moving toward each other at an angle, creating a noise that sounded like a small uproar to Bert. Then suddenly, airships from both sides began to fall out of formation, hit by missiles he couldn't see or identify. The string of Asiatic ships swung around and either charged into or over (it was hard to tell from below) the broken line of Germans, who seemed to part to let them through. Some kind of maneuvering started, but Bert couldn't make sense of it. The left side of the battle became a chaotic dance of airships. For several minutes, the two intersecting lines of ships appeared so close it looked like a hand-to-hand fight in the sky. Then they separated into groups and duels. The German airships continued descending into the lower sky. One of them flared down and disappeared far off to the north; two others fell with something twisted and damaged in their movements; then a group of opponents spiraled down from above in a tumultuous conflict, two Asiatics against one German, and soon another joined them, pushing eastward together, while others broke from the German line to join in.
One Asiatic either rammed or collided with a still more gigantic German, and the two went spinning to destruction together. The northern squadron of Asiatics came into the battle unnoted by Bert, except that the multitude of ships above seemed presently increased. In a little while the fight was utter confusion, drifting on the whole to the southwest against the wind. It became more and more a series of group encounters. Here a huge German airship flamed earthward with a dozen flat Asiatic craft about her, crushing her every attempt to recover. Here another hung with its screw fighting off the swordsman from a swarm of flying-machines. Here, again, an Asiatic aflame at either end swooped out of the battle. His attention went from incident to incident in the vast clearness overhead; these conspicuous cases of destruction caught and held his mind; it was only very slowly that any sort of scheme manifested itself between those nearer, more striking episodes.
One Asian either crashed into or collided with a much larger German, and the two went spiraling down to destruction together. The northern group of Asians entered the battle unnoticed by Bert, except that the number of ships above seemed to increase. Soon, the fight turned into utter chaos, drifting southwest against the wind. It became more and more a series of group skirmishes. Here, a massive German airship plummeted to the ground with a dozen flat Asian crafts around it, thwarting every attempt to regain control. There, another ship hovered with its propeller battling off attackers from a swarm of flying machines. Again, an Asian ship, engulfed in flames at both ends, swooped out of the fight. His attention shifted from one incident to another in the vast clarity above; these striking instances of destruction captured and held his focus. It was only very gradually that any sort of pattern emerged between those more immediate, eye-catching events.
The mass of the airships that eddied remotely above was, however, neither destroying nor destroyed. The majority of them seemed to be going at full speed and circling upward for position, exchanging ineffectual shots as they did so. Very little ramming was essayed after the first tragic downfall of rammer and rammed, and what ever attempts at boarding were made were invisible to Bert. There seemed, however, a steady attempt to isolate antagonists, to cut them off from their fellows and bear them down, causing a perpetual sailing back and interlacing of these shoaling bulks. The greater numbers of the Asiatics and their swifter heeling movements gave them the effect of persistently attacking the Germans. Overhead, and evidently endeavouring to keep itself in touch with the works of Niagara, a body of German airships drew itself together into a compact phalanx, and the Asiatics became more and more intent upon breaking this up. He was grotesquely reminded of fish in a fish-pond struggling for crumbs. He could see puny puffs of smoke and the flash of bombs, but never a sound came down to him....
The mass of the airships swirling above was neither destructive nor being destroyed. Most of them seemed to be going full speed, circling upward for position while exchanging useless shots. After the initial tragic collision of the rammer and the rammed, there was very little ramming attempted, and any boarding efforts were not visible to Bert. However, it appeared that there was a consistent attempt to isolate opponents, cutting them off from their companions and bringing them down, causing a continuous weaving and intermingling of these clustered shapes. The larger numbers of the Asiatics, along with their quicker, tilting movements, gave the impression that they were persistently attacking the Germans. Above, a group of German airships was clearly trying to stay in contact with the works of Niagara, forming a tight formation, while the Asiatics became increasingly focused on breaking this up. He absurdly thought of fish in a pond struggling for crumbs. He could see small puffs of smoke and the flash of bombs, but not a sound reached him...
A flapping shadow passed for a moment between Bert and the sun and was followed by another. A whirring of engines, click, clock, clitter clock, smote upon his ears. Instantly he forgot the zenith.
A fluttering shadow briefly moved between Bert and the sun, quickly followed by another. The sound of engines whirring, click, clock, clitter clock, struck his ears. In that instant, he forgot the peak.
Perhaps a hundred yards above the water, out of the south, riding like Valkyries swiftly through the air on the strange steeds the engineering of Europe had begotten upon the artistic inspiration of Japan, came a long string of Asiatic swordsman. The wings flapped jerkily, click, block, clitter clock, and the machines drove up; they spread and ceased, and the apparatus came soaring through the air. So they rose and fell and rose again. They passed so closely overhead that Bert could hear their voices calling to one another. They swooped towards Niagara city and landed one after another in a long line in a clear space before the hotel. But he did not stay to watch them land. One yellow face had craned over and looked at him, and for one enigmatical instant met his eyes....
Maybe a hundred yards above the water, from the south, gliding through the air like Valkyries on the unique vehicles that European engineering had created through Japanese artistic inspiration, came a long line of Asian swordsmen. The wings flapped erratically, click, block, clitter clock, and the machines lifted up; they spread and came to a stop, soaring through the air. So they rose and fell and rose again. They passed so closely overhead that Bert could hear them calling to each other. They swooped toward Niagara City and landed one after another in a long line in an open area before the hotel. But he didn’t stay to watch them land. One yellow face had leaned over and looked at him, and for one puzzling moment, their eyes met...
It was then the idea came to Bert that he was altogether too conspicuous in the middle of the bridge, and that he took to his heels towards Goat Island. Thence, dodging about among the trees, with perhaps an excessive self-consciousness, he watched the rest of the struggle.
It was then that the idea struck Bert that he was way too noticeable in the middle of the bridge, so he took off running toward Goat Island. From there, moving around among the trees, feeling a bit overly aware of himself, he watched the rest of the struggle unfold.
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When Bert's sense of security was sufficiently restored for him to watch the battle again, he perceived that a brisk little fight was in progress between the Asiatic aeronauts and the German engineers for the possession of Niagara city. It was the first time in the whole course of the war that he had seen anything resembling fighting as he had studied it in the illustrated papers of his youth. It seemed to him almost as though things were coming right. He saw men carrying rifles and taking cover and running briskly from point to point in a loose attacking formation. The first batch of aeronauts had probably been under the impression that the city was deserted. They had grounded in the open near Prospect Park and approached the houses towards the power-works before they were disillusioned by a sudden fire. They had scattered back to the cover of a bank near the water—it was too far for them to reach their machines again; they were lying and firing at the men in the hotels and frame-houses about the power-works.
When Bert felt secure enough to watch the battle again, he noticed a lively fight happening between the Asian aviators and the German engineers for control of Niagara City. It was the first time during the entire war that he had witnessed anything like the fighting he’d read about in the illustrated papers when he was younger. It seemed to him that things were finally starting to go right. He saw men carrying rifles, taking cover, and moving quickly from place to place in a loose attacking formation. The first group of aviators likely thought the city was empty. They had landed in the open near Prospect Park and approached the buildings near the power station before they were startled by gunfire. They scattered back to the cover of a bank by the water—it was too far for them to reach their aircraft again; they were lying on the ground and shooting at the men in the hotels and frame houses around the power station.
Then to their support came a second string of red flying-machines driving up from the east. They rose up out of the haze above the houses and came round in a long curve as if surveying the position below. The fire of the Germans rose to a roar, and one of those soaring shapes gave an abrupt jerk backward and fell among the houses. The others swooped down exactly like great birds upon the roof of the power-house. They caught upon it, and from each sprang a nimble little figure and ran towards the parapet.
Then a second group of red flying machines appeared, coming in from the east to support them. They emerged from the haze above the houses and circled around as if checking out the situation below. The Germans’ gunfire increased to a roar, and one of those soaring machines suddenly jerked back and crashed into the houses. The others swooped down like giant birds onto the roof of the power station. They landed on it, and from each one, a quick little figure jumped out and ran toward the parapet.
Other flapping bird-shapes came into this affair, but Bert had not seen their coming. A staccato of shots came over to him, reminding him of army manoeuvres, of newspaper descriptions of fights, of all that was entirely correct in his conception of warfare. He saw quite a number of Germans running from the outlying houses towards the power-house. Two fell. One lay still, but the other wriggled and made efforts for a time. The hotel that was used as a hospital, and to which he had helped carry the wounded men from the Zeppelin earlier in the day, suddenly ran up the Geneva flag. The town that had seemed so quiet had evidently been concealing a considerable number of Germans, and they were now concentrating to hold the central power-house. He wondered what ammunition they might have. More and more of the Asiatic flying-machines came into the conflict. They had disposed of the unfortunate German drachenflieger and were now aiming at the incipient aeronautic park,—the electric gas generators and repair stations which formed the German base. Some landed, and their aeronauts took cover and became energetic infantry soldiers. Others hovered above the fight, their men ever and again firing shots down at some chance exposure below. The firing came in paroxysms; now there would be a watchful lull and now a rapid tattoo of shots, rising to a roar. Once or twice flying machines, as they circled warily, came right overhead, and for a time Bert gave himself body and soul to cowering.
Other flying shapes appeared in this situation, but Bert hadn’t noticed them arrive. A rapid series of shots reached him, reminding him of military drills, of newspaper accounts of battles, of everything that fit his idea of war. He saw several Germans running from the nearby houses towards the power plant. Two of them fell. One lay still, but the other squirmed and struggled for a while. The hotel that served as a hospital, where he had helped carry wounded men from the Zeppelin earlier that day, suddenly raised the Geneva flag. The town that had seemed so quiet was clearly hiding a considerable number of Germans, who were now gathering to defend the central power plant. He wondered what kind of ammunition they might have. More and more of the Asian flying machines entered the fray. They had taken care of the unfortunate German balloonist and were now targeting the emerging aeronautics hub—the electric gas generators and repair stations that made up the German base. Some landed, and their pilots took cover and transformed into active infantry soldiers. Others hovered above the battle, their men firing down at anything that appeared. The gunfire came in bursts; there would be a tense pause followed by a rapid burst of shots, growing into a roar. Once or twice, flying machines, as they circled carefully, passed directly overhead, and for a while, Bert completely gave in to fear.
Ever and again a larger thunder mingled with the rattle and reminded him of the grapple of airships far above, but the nearer fight held his attention.
Every now and then a loud rumble of thunder mixed with the noise and reminded him of airships grappling far above, but the closer battle kept his focus.
Abruptly something dropped from the zenith; something like a barrel or a huge football.
Abruptly, something fell from above; something that resembled a barrel or a giant football.
CRASH! It smashed with an immense report. It had fallen among the grounded Asiatic aeroplanes that lay among the turf and flower-beds near the river. They flew in scraps and fragments, turf, trees, and gravel leapt and fell; the aeronauts still lying along the canal bank were thrown about like sacks, catspaws flew across the foaming water. All the windows of the hotel hospital that had been shiningly reflecting blue sky and airships the moment before became vast black stars. Bang!—a second followed. Bert looked up and was filled with a sense of a number of monstrous bodies swooping down, coming down on the whole affair like a flight of bellying blankets, like a string of vast dish-covers. The central tangle of the battle above was circling down as if to come into touch with the power-house fight. He got a new effect of airships altogether, as vast things coming down upon him, growing swiftly larger and larger and more overwhelming, until the houses over the way seemed small, the American rapids narrow, the bridge flimsy, the combatants infinitesimal. As they came down they became audible as a complex of shootings and vast creakings and groanings and beatings and throbbings and shouts and shots. The fore-shortened black eagles at the fore-ends of the Germans had an effect of actual combat of flying feathers.
CRASH! It exploded with a huge bang. It had crashed among the grounded Asian airplanes that were scattered among the grass and flowerbeds near the river. They broke apart into pieces, dirt, trees, and gravel flew up and fell; the pilots still lying along the canal bank were tossed around like bags, and small gusts of wind raced across the churning water. All the windows of the hotel hospital, which had just been gleaming with reflections of the blue sky and airships, turned into dark voids. Bang!—a second explosion followed. Bert looked up and felt like giant objects were swooping down, descending on everything like huge blankets, like a series of massive lids. The central chaos of the battle overhead was circling down as if to connect with the intense fighting below. He got a completely new perspective on the airships, seeing them as enormous things coming toward him, growing rapidly larger and more overwhelming, until the houses across the way appeared tiny, the American rapids looked narrow, the bridge seemed flimsy, and the fighters appeared minuscule. As they descended, they became audible as a mix of gunfire, deep creaks, groans, beats, pulses, shouts, and shots. The shortened black shapes at the front of the German planes gave the impression of actual combat with flying debris.
Some of these fighting airships came within five hundred feet of the ground. Bert could see men on the lower galleries of the Germans, firing rifles; could see Asiatics clinging to the ropes; saw one man in aluminium diver's gear fall flashing headlong into the waters above Goat Island. For the first time he saw the Asiatic airships closely. From this aspect they reminded him more than anything else of colossal snowshoes; they had a curious patterning in black and white, in forms that reminded him of the engine-turned cover of a watch. They had no hanging galleries, but from little openings on the middle line peeped out men and the muzzles of guns. So, driving in long, descending and ascending curves, these monsters wrestled and fought. It was like clouds fighting, like puddings trying to assassinate each other. They whirled and circled about each other, and for a time threw Goat Island and Niagara into a smoky twilight, through which the sunlight smote in shafts and beams. They spread and closed and spread and grappled and drove round over the rapids, and two miles away or more into Canada, and back over the Falls again. A German caught fire, and the whole crowd broke away from her flare and rose about her dispersing, leaving her to drop towards Canada and blow up as she dropped. Then with renewed uproar the others closed again. Once from the men in Niagara city came a sound like an ant-hill cheering. Another German burnt, and one badly deflated by the prow of an antagonist, flopped out of action southward.
Some of these battle airships came within five hundred feet of the ground. Bert could see men on the lower decks of the Germans, firing rifles; could see Asiatics hanging onto the ropes; saw one man in aluminum diving gear fall headfirst into the waters above Goat Island. For the first time, he saw the Asiatic airships up close. From this angle, they reminded him more than anything else of giant snowshoes; they had a strange black and white pattern that looked like the engine-turned surface of a watch. They had no hanging decks, but from small openings along the center, men and the muzzles of guns peeked out. So, moving in long, rising and falling curves, these giants battled it out. It was like clouds fighting, like puddings trying to take each other out. They whirled and circled around each other, and for a while, they cast Goat Island and Niagara into a smoky twilight, through which sunlight streamed in shafts and beams. They expanded and contracted, battled and twirled over the rapids, and two miles or more into Canada, before looping back over the Falls again. One German airship caught fire, and the whole group scattered away from her blaze and drifted off, leaving her to plummet toward Canada and explode on impact. Then, with renewed chaos, the others regrouped. From the people in Niagara city, there came a sound like an ant hill cheering. Another German burned, and one that had been badly punctured by an opponent’s prow crashed out of action to the south.
It became more and more evident that the Germans were getting the worst of the unequal fight. More and more obviously were they being persecuted. Less and less did they seem to fight with any object other than escape. The Asiatics swept by them and above them, ripped their bladders, set them alight, picked off their dimly seen men in diving clothes, who struggled against fire and tear with fire extinguishers and silk ribbons in the inner netting. They answered only with ineffectual shots. Thence the battle circled back over Niagara, and then suddenly the Germans, as if at a preconcerted signal, broke and dispersed, going east, west, north, and south, in open and confused flight. The Asiatics, as they realised this, rose to fly above them and after them. Only one little knot of four Germans and perhaps a dozen Asiatics remained fighting about the Hohenzollern and the Prince as he circled in a last attempt to save Niagara.
It became increasingly clear that the Germans were losing the uneven battle. They were being persecuted more obviously than ever. It seemed like they were fighting for nothing more than to escape. The Asiatics overwhelmed them, tore into their equipment, set things on fire, and targeted the dim figures of their men in diving gear, who struggled against the flames and tears with fire extinguishers and silk ribbons in the internal netting. They responded with ineffective shots. Then the battle moved back over Niagara, and suddenly, as if on cue, the Germans broke and scattered in all directions—east, west, north, and south—in a chaotic retreat. As the Asiatics realized this, they rose to pursue them from above. Only a small group of four Germans and maybe a dozen Asiatics continued to fight around the Hohenzollern, while the Prince made one last attempt to save Niagara.
Round they swooped once again over the Canadian Fall, over the waste of waters eastward, until they were distant and small, and then round and back, hurrying, bounding, swooping towards the one gaping spectator.
They swooped around once more over the Canadian Falls, above the rushing waters to the east, until they were far away and tiny, then circled back, racing and diving towards the one eager observer.
The whole struggling mass approached very swiftly, growing rapidly larger, and coming out black and featureless against the afternoon sun and above the blinding welter of the Upper Rapids. It grew like a storm cloud until once more it darkened the sky. The flat Asiatic airships kept high above the Germans and behind them, and fired unanswered bullets into their gas-chambers and upon their flanks—the one-man flying-machines hovered and alighted like a swarm of attacking bees. Nearer they came, and nearer, filling the lower heaven. Two of the Germans swooped and rose again, but the Hohenzollern had suffered too much for that. She lifted weakly, turned sharply as if to get out of the battle, burst into flames fore and aft, swept down to the water, splashed into it obliquely, and rolled over and over and came down stream rolling and smashing and writhing like a thing alive, halting and then coming on again, with her torn and bent propeller still beating the air. The bursting flames spluttered out again in clouds of steam. It was a disaster gigantic in its dimensions. She lay across the rapids like an island, like tall cliffs, tall cliffs that came rolling, smoking, and crumpling, and collapsing, advancing with a sort of fluctuating rapidity upon Bert. One Asiatic airship—it looked to Bert from below like three hundred yards of pavement—whirled back and circled two or three times over that great overthrow, and half a dozen crimson flying-machines danced for a moment like great midges in the sunlight before they swept on after their fellows. The rest of the fight had already gone over the island, a wild crescendo of shots and yells and smashing uproar. It was hidden from Bert now by the trees of the island, and forgotten by him in the nearer spectacle of the huge advance of the defeated German airship. Something fell with a mighty smashing and splintering of boughs unheeded behind him.
The entire struggling mass came rushing in quickly, growing larger and appearing black and featureless against the afternoon sun and the blinding chaos of the Upper Rapids. It developed like a storm cloud until it darkened the sky once more. The flat Asiatic airships flew high above the Germans and behind them, firing bullets into their gas chambers and at their flanks without being answered—the one-man flying machines buzzed around like a swarm of attacking bees. They drew closer and closer, filling the lower sky. Two of the Germans dove and ascended again, but the Hohenzollern had taken too much damage for that. It weakly lifted, made a sharp turn as if to escape the battle, erupted into flames at both ends, crashed into the water at an angle, rolled over and over, and got swept downstream, tumbling and thrashing like a living thing, stopping briefly and then moving forward again, with its damaged and twisted propeller still beating the air. The flames flared up again in clouds of steam. It was a catastrophe of gigantic proportions. It lay across the rapids like an island, like towering cliffs, those cliffs rolling, smoking, crumpling, and collapsing, advancing with a kind of wavering speed towards Bert. One Asiatic airship—which looked to Bert from below like three hundred yards of pavement—whirled back and circled two or three times over that massive wreck, while half a dozen red flying machines danced for a moment like big gnats in the sunlight before they swooped off after their comrades. The rest of the fight had already moved past the island, a wild crescendo of gunfire, shouts, and chaos. It was now hidden from Bert by the trees of the island and forgotten by him in the more immediate spectacle of the enormous advance of the defeated German airship. Something fell behind him with a great crashing and splintering of branches, unnoticed.
It seemed for a time that the Hohenzollern must needs break her back upon the Parting of the Waters, and then for a time her propeller flopped and frothed in the river and thrust the mass of buckling, crumpled wreckage towards the American shore. Then the sweep of the torrent that foamed down to the American Fall caught her, and in another minute the immense mass of deflating wreckage, with flames spurting out in three new places, had crashed against the bridge that joined Goat Island and Niagara city, and forced a long arm, as it were, in a heaving tangle under the central span. Then the middle chambers blew up with a loud report, and in another moment the bridge had given way and the main bulk of the airship, like some grotesque cripple in rags, staggered, flapping and waving flambeaux to the crest of the Fall and hesitated there and vanished in a desperate suicidal leap.
It seemed for a moment that the Hohenzollern would break apart at the Parting of the Waters, and then for a while her propeller flopped and churned in the river, pushing the mass of twisted wreckage toward the American shore. Then the rushing current that flowed toward the American Falls caught her, and in another minute, the massive deflating wreckage, with flames bursting out in three new spots, crashed into the bridge connecting Goat Island and Niagara City, forcing a tangled mass up under the central span. Then the middle compartments exploded with a loud bang, and moments later, the bridge collapsed, sending the main part of the airship, like a grotesque cripple in rags, staggering and flailing with flames to the crest of the Falls, where it hesitated and then vanished in a desperate leap.
Its detached fore-end remained jammed against that little island, Green Island it used to be called, which forms the stepping-stone between the mainland and Goat Island's patch of trees.
Its separated front end was stuck against that small island, formerly known as Green Island, which serves as the bridge between the mainland and the cluster of trees on Goat Island.
Bert followed this disaster from the Parting of the Waters to the bridge head. Then, regardless of cover, regardless of the Asiatic airship hovering like a huge house roof without walls above the Suspension Bridge, he sprinted along towards the north and came out for the first time upon that rocky point by Luna Island that looks sheer down upon the American Fall. There he stood breathless amidst that eternal rush of sound, breathless and staring.
Bert tracked this disaster from the Parting of the Waters to the bridgehead. Then, ignoring any cover and the Asian airship floating like a massive roof without walls above the Suspension Bridge, he ran north and reached the rocky point by Luna Island that overlooks the American Falls for the first time. There he stood, breathless amid the constant roar, staring in awe.
Far below, and travelling rapidly down the gorge, whirled something like a huge empty sack. For him it meant—what did it not mean?—the German air-fleet, Kurt, the Prince, Europe, all things stable and familiar, the forces that had brought him, the forces that had seemed indisputably victorious. And it went down the rapids like an empty sack and left the visible world to Asia, to yellow people beyond Christendom, to all that was terrible and strange!
Far below, something huge and empty was rushing down the gorge, like a giant sack. For him, it meant—what didn’t it mean?—the German air fleet, Kurt, the Prince, Europe, everything stable and familiar, the forces that had brought him here, the forces that had seemed undeniably victorious. And it sped down the rapids like an empty sack, leaving the visible world to Asia, to the yellow people beyond Christendom, to everything terrifying and strange!
Remote over Canada receded the rest of that conflict and vanished beyond the range of his vision....
Remote over Canada, the rest of that conflict faded away and disappeared beyond his line of sight...
CHAPTER IX. ON GOAT ISLAND
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The whack of a bullet on the rocks beside him reminded him that he was a visible object and wearing at least portions of a German uniform. It drove him into the trees again, and for a time he dodged and dropped and sought cover like a chick hiding among reeds from imaginary hawks.
The loud crack of a bullet hitting the rocks next to him reminded him that he was clearly visible and partially dressed in a German uniform. It pushed him back into the trees, and for a while, he ducked and dodged, searching for cover like a small bird hiding among reeds from imaginary predators.
“Beaten,” he whispered. “Beaten and done for... Chinese! Yellow chaps chasing 'em!”
“Beaten,” he whispered. “Beaten and finished... Chinese! Yellow guys chasing them!”
At last he came to rest in a clump of bushes near a locked-up and deserted refreshment shed within view of the American side. They made a sort of hole and harbour for him; they met completely overhead. He looked across the rapids, but the firing had ceased now altogether and everything seemed quiet. The Asiatic aeroplane had moved from its former position above the Suspension Bridge, was motionless now above Niagara city, shadowing all that district about the power-house which had been the scene of the land fight. The monster had an air of quiet and assured predominance, and from its stern it trailed, serene and ornamental, a long streaming flag, the red, black, and yellow of the great alliance, the Sunrise and the Dragon. Beyond, to the east, at a much higher level, hung a second consort, and Bert, presently gathering courage, wriggled out and craned his neck to find another still airship against the sunset in the south.
At last he settled down in a patch of bushes near a locked and deserted refreshment stand, in view of the American side. They created a sort of shelter for him, meeting completely overhead. He peered across the rapids, but the gunfire had completely stopped, and everything felt calm. The Asian airplane had moved from its previous position above the Suspension Bridge and was now hovering over Niagara City, casting a shadow over the area around the power station where the land battle had taken place. The aircraft looked calm and confidently dominated the scene, trailing a long, flowing flag from its rear — the red, black, and yellow of the great alliance, the Sunrise and the Dragon. In the distance to the east, at a much higher altitude, a second companion aircraft hung in the sky, and Bert, gradually mustering up courage, wriggled out and stretched his neck to spot another still airship against the sunset in the south.
“Gaw!” he said. “Beaten and chased! My Gawd!”
“Wow!” he said. “Beaten and chased! My God!”
The fighting, it seemed at first, was quite over in Niagara city, though a German flag was still flying from one shattered house. A white sheet was hoisted above the power-house, and this remained flying all through the events that followed. But presently came a sound of shots and then German soldiers running. They disappeared among the houses, and then came two engineers in blue shirts and trousers hotly pursued by three Japanese swordsman. The foremost of the two fugitives was a shapely man, and ran lightly and well; the second was a sturdy little man, and rather fat. He ran comically in leaps and bounds, with his plump arms bent up by his side and his head thrown back. The pursuers ran with uniforms and dark thin metal and leather head-dresses. The little man stumbled, and Bert gasped, realising a new horror in war.
The fighting seemed to have ended in Niagara City, though a German flag still waved from one damaged house. A white sheet was raised over the power plant, and it stayed up throughout everything that happened next. But soon, gunshots rang out, and German soldiers started running. They vanished between the buildings, followed by two engineers in blue shirts and pants who were being chased by three Japanese swordsmen. The first of the two runners was a tall, athletic guy who moved swiftly; the second was a short, chubby man who ran awkwardly in leaps with his arms flailing at his sides and his head tilted back. The pursuers were dressed in uniforms and wore dark metal and leather headgear. The little man tripped, and Bert gasped, realizing a new terrifying aspect of war.
The foremost swordsman won three strides on him and was near enough to slash at him and miss as he spurted.
The top swordsman took three steps toward him and got close enough to swing at him, but missed as he shot forward.
A dozen yards they ran, and then the swordsman slashed again, and Bert could hear across the waters a little sound like the moo of an elfin cow as the fat little man fell forward. Slash went the swordsman and slash at something on the ground that tried to save itself with ineffectual hands. “Oh, I carn't!” cried Bert, near blubbering, and staring with starting eyes.
A dozen yards they ran, and then the swordsman slashed again, and Bert could hear across the waters a faint sound like the moo of a tiny cow as the chubby little man fell forward. Slash went the swordsman and slash at something on the ground that tried to defend itself with useless hands. “Oh, I can’t!” cried Bert, nearly crying, and staring with wide eyes.
The swordsman slashed a fourth time and went on as his fellows came up after the better runner. The hindmost swordsman stopped and turned back. He had perceived some movement perhaps; but at any rate he stood, and ever and again slashed at the fallen body.
The swordsman struck a fourth time and continued as his companions rushed after the faster runner. The last swordsman halted and turned around. He might have noticed some movement, but either way, he just stood there, occasionally slashing at the fallen body.
“Oo-oo!” groaned Bert at every slash, and shrank closer into the bushes and became very still. Presently came a sound of shots from the town, and then everything was quiet, everything, even the hospital.
“Oo-oo!” groaned Bert with every slash, shrinking further into the bushes and going completely still. Soon, there were sounds of gunshots from the town, and then everything went quiet, even the hospital.
He saw presently little figures sheathing swords come out from the houses and walk to the debris of the flying-machines the bomb had destroyed. Others appeared wheeling undamaged aeroplanes upon their wheels as men might wheel bicycles, and sprang into the saddles and flapped into the air. A string of three airships appeared far away in the east and flew towards the zenith. The one that hung low above Niagara city came still lower and dropped a rope ladder to pick up men from the power-house.
He soon saw small figures with sheathed swords come out of the houses and walk over to the wreckage of the flying machines that the bomb had destroyed. Others showed up, pushing undamaged airplanes on their wheels like men would push bicycles, and jumped into the seats to take off into the air. A line of three airships appeared far away in the east and flew up towards the sky. The one hovering low over Niagara City descended even lower and dropped a rope ladder to pick up men from the power plant.
For a long time he watched the further happenings in Niagara city as a rabbit might watch a meet. He saw men going from building to building, to set fire to them, as he presently realised, and he heard a series of dull detonations from the wheel pit of the power-house. Some similar business went on among the works on the Canadian side. Meanwhile more and more airships appeared, and many more flying-machines, until at last it seemed to him nearly a third of the Asiatic fleet had re-assembled. He watched them from his bush, cramped but immovable, watched them gather and range themselves and signal and pick up men, until at last they sailed away towards the glowing sunset, going to the great Asiatic rendez-vous, above the oil wells of Cleveland. They dwindled and passed away, leaving him alone, so far as he could tell, the only living man in a world of ruin and strange loneliness almost beyond describing. He watched them recede and vanish. He stood gaping after them.
For a long time, he observed the events unfolding in Niagara City like a rabbit at a hunt. He saw people moving from building to building, setting them on fire, as he soon realized, and he heard a series of dull explosions coming from the power plant's wheel pit. Similar activities were happening on the Canadian side. Meanwhile, more and more airships appeared, along with many more flying machines, until it finally seemed to him that almost a third of the Asiatic fleet had regrouped. He watched them from his hiding place, cramped but motionless, as they gathered, formed up, signaled, and picked up men, until they finally sailed away towards the glowing sunset, heading to the grand Asiatic meeting point above the oil fields of Cleveland. They shrank and disappeared, leaving him alone, as far as he could tell, the only living person in a world of devastation and a strange loneliness that was almost impossible to describe. He watched them fade and vanish. He stood there, staring after them.
“Gaw!” he said at last, like one who rouses himself from a trance.
“Wow!” he finally said, as if he was waking up from a daze.
It was far more than any personal desolation extremity that flooded his soul. It seemed to him indeed that this must be the sunset of his race.
It was much more than just personal despair that overwhelmed him. It truly felt like this was the end for his people.
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He did not at first envisage his own plight in definite and comprehensible terms. Things happened to him so much of late, his own efforts had counted for so little, that he had become passive and planless. His last scheme had been to go round the coast of England as a Desert Dervish giving refined entertainment to his fellow-creatures. Fate had quashed that. Fate had seen fit to direct him to other destinies, had hurried him from point to point, and dropped him at last upon this little wedge of rock between the cataracts. It did not instantly occur to him that now it was his turn to play. He had a singular feeling that all must end as a dream ends, that presently surely he would be back in the world of Grubb and Edna and Bun Hill, that this roar, this glittering presence of incessant water, would be drawn aside as a curtain is drawn aside after a holiday lantern show, and old familiar, customary things re-assume their sway. It would be interesting to tell people how he had seen Niagara. And then Kurt's words came into his head: “People torn away from the people they care for; homes smashed, creatures full of life and memories and peculiar little gifts—torn to pieces, starved, and spoilt.”...
He didn’t initially see his own situation in clear and understandable terms. So much had happened to him recently, and his own efforts had mattered so little, that he had become passive and directionless. His last plan had been to travel around the coast of England as some sort of wandering entertainer, providing refined entertainment to others. Fate had put a stop to that. Fate had decided to lead him to different paths, rushing him from one place to another, and finally dropping him on this small piece of rock between the waterfalls. It didn’t immediately occur to him that it was now his turn to act. He had a strange feeling that everything must end like a dream ends, that soon he would be back in the world of Grubb, Edna, and Bun Hill, that this roar, this dazzling presence of endless water, would be pulled back like a curtain after a holiday show, and old familiar, customary things would take over again. It would be interesting to tell people how he had seen Niagara. And then Kurt's words popped into his head: “People ripped away from those they care about; homes destroyed, beings full of life and memories and quirky little gifts—torn apart, starved, and ruined.”
He wondered, half incredulous, if that was in deed true. It was so hard to realise it. Out beyond there was it possible that Tom and Jessica were also in some dire extremity? that the little green-grocer's shop was no longer standing open, with Jessica serving respectfully, warming Tom's ear in sharp asides, or punctually sending out the goods?
He wondered, half in disbelief, if that was really true. It was so hard to accept. Out there, could it be possible that Tom and Jessica were also in some serious trouble? That the little grocery shop was no longer open, with Jessica serving politely, teasing Tom with sharp comments, or promptly sending out the orders?
He tried to think what day of the week it was, and found he had lost his reckoning. Perhaps it was Sunday. If so, were they going to church or, were they hiding, perhaps in bushes? What had happened to the landlord, the butcher, and to Butteridge and all those people on Dymchurch beach? Something, he knew, had happened to London—a bombardment. But who had bombarded? Were Tom and Jessica too being chased by strange brown men with long bare swords and evil eyes? He thought of various possible aspects of affliction, but presently one phase ousted all the others. Were they getting much to eat? The question haunted him, obsessed him.
He tried to remember what day it was but realized he had lost track. Maybe it was Sunday. If so, were they going to church or hiding, perhaps in the bushes? What had happened to the landlord, the butcher, and Butteridge, along with everyone else on Dymchurch beach? He knew something had happened to London—a bombing. But who did it? Were Tom and Jessica also being chased by strange brown men with long bare swords and evil eyes? He considered different aspects of their suffering, but eventually one thought took over his mind: were they getting enough to eat? That question haunted him, consumed him.
If one was very hungry would one eat rats?
If someone was really hungry, would they eat rats?
It dawned upon him that a peculiar misery that oppressed him was not so much anxiety and patriotic sorrow as hunger. Of course he was hungry!
It hit him that the strange misery weighing him down wasn't really anxiety or patriotic sadness; it was hunger. Of course he was hungry!
He reflected and turned his steps towards the little refreshment shed that stood near the end of the ruined bridge. “Ought to be somethin'—”
He thought for a moment and headed toward the small refreshment kiosk that was located near the end of the broken bridge. “There should be something—”
He strolled round it once or twice, and then attacked the shutters with his pocket-knife, reinforced presently by a wooden stake he found conveniently near. At last he got a shutter to give, and tore it back and stuck in his head.
He walked around it once or twice, then started prying at the shutters with his pocket knife, later using a wooden stake he found nearby. Finally, he managed to loosen one of the shutters, pulled it back, and stuck his head through.
“Grub,” he remarked, “anyhow. Leastways—”
"Food," he remarked, "anyway. At least—"
He got at the inside fastening of the shutter and had presently this establishment open for his exploration. He found several sealed bottles of sterilized milk, much mineral water, two tins of biscuits and a crock of very stale cakes, cigarettes in great quantity but very dry, some rather dry oranges, nuts, some tins of canned meat and fruit, and plates and knives and forks and glasses sufficient for several score of people. There was also a zinc locker, but he was unable to negotiate the padlock of this.
He managed to open the inside latch of the shutter and quickly had this place ready for his investigation. He discovered several sealed bottles of sterilized milk, a lot of mineral water, two tins of biscuits, and a jar of very stale cakes. There were plenty of cigarettes, but they were very dry, some rather dried-out oranges, nuts, some tins of canned meat and fruit, and enough plates, knives, forks, and glasses for several dozen people. There was also a zinc locker, but he couldn't get the padlock to open.
“Shan't starve,” said Bert, “for a bit, anyhow.” He sat on the vendor's seat and regaled himself with biscuits and milk, and felt for a moment quite contented.
"Won't starve," said Bert, "for a while, at least." He sat on the vendor's seat and enjoyed some biscuits and milk, feeling quite happy for a moment.
“Quite restful,” he muttered, munching and glancing about him restlessly, “after what I been through.
“Pretty relaxing,” he mumbled, chewing and looking around him anxiously, “after everything I've been through.”
“Crikey! WOT a day! Oh! WOT a day!”
“Wow! What a day! Oh! What a day!”
Wonder took possession of him. “Gaw!” he cried: “Wot a fight it's been! Smashing up the poor fellers! 'Eadlong! The airships—the fliers and all. I wonder what happened to the Zeppelin?... And that chap Kurt—I wonder what happened to 'im? 'E was a good sort of chap, was Kurt.”
Wonder took over him. “Wow!” he exclaimed. “What a fight it's been! Destroying those poor guys! Head on! The airships—the planes and everything. I wonder what happened to the Zeppelin?... And that guy Kurt—I wonder what happened to him? He was a decent guy, Kurt.”
Some phantom of imperial solicitude floated through his mind. “Injia,” he said....
Some ghost of imperial concern drifted through his mind. “Injia,” he said....
A more practical interest arose.
A more practical interest emerged.
“I wonder if there's anything to open one of these tins of corned beef?”
“I’m curious if there’s a way to open one of these cans of corned beef?”
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After he had feasted, Bert lit a cigarette and sat meditative for a time. “Wonder where Grubb is?” he said; “I do wonder that! Wonder if any of 'em wonder about me?”
After he had eaten, Bert lit a cigarette and sat in thought for a while. “I wonder where Grubb is?” he said; “I really do wonder! I wonder if any of them wonder about me?”
He reverted to his own circumstances. “Dessay I shall 'ave to stop on this island for some time.”
He returned to his own situation. “Looks like I’ll have to stay on this island for a while.”
He tried to feel at his ease and secure, but presently the indefinable restlessness of the social animal in solitude distressed him. He began to want to look over his shoulder, and, as a corrective, roused himself to explore the rest of the island.
He tried to feel comfortable and safe, but soon the vague restlessness of being alone got to him. He started to want to look over his shoulder and, to counter that feeling, motivated himself to explore the rest of the island.
It was only very slowly that he began to realise the peculiarities of his position, to perceive that the breaking down of the arch between Green Island and the mainland had cut him off completely from the world. Indeed it was only when he came back to where the fore-end of the Hohenzollern lay like a stranded ship, and was contemplating the shattered bridge, that this dawned upon him. Even then it came with no sort of shock to his mind, a fact among a number of other extraordinary and unmanageable facts. He stared at the shattered cabins of the Hohenzollern and its widow's garment of dishevelled silk for a time, but without any idea of its containing any living thing; it was all so twisted and smashed and entirely upside down. Then for a while he gazed at the evening sky. A cloud haze was now appearing and not an airship was in sight. A swallow flew by and snapped some invisible victim. “Like a dream,” he repeated.
It was only very slowly that he started to realize the odd details of his situation, understanding that the collapse of the bridge between Green Island and the mainland had completely cut him off from the world. In fact, it wasn't until he returned to the front of the Hohenzollern, which lay like a stranded ship, and stared at the broken bridge that it truly hit him. Even then, it didn’t come as a shock; it was just one more strange and overwhelming fact among many. He looked at the wrecked cabins of the Hohenzollern, draped in tattered silk, for a while, but he didn’t think it contained anything alive; everything was so twisted, crushed, and entirely upside down. After that, he stared at the evening sky. A hazy cloud was starting to form, and there wasn’t a single airship in sight. A swallow flew by and caught some unseen prey. “Like a dream,” he repeated.
Then for a time the rapids held his mind. “Roaring. It keeps on roaring and splashin' always and always. Keeps on....”
Then for a while, the rapids captivated his thoughts. “Roaring. It keeps on roaring and splashing nonstop. It just keeps on....”
At last his interests became personal. “Wonder what I ought to do now?”
At last, he started to think about himself. “I wonder what I should do now?”
He reflected. “Not an idee,” he said.
He thought for a moment. “Not an idea,” he said.
He was chiefly conscious that a fortnight ago he had been in Bun Hill with no idea of travel in his mind, and that now he was between the Falls of Niagara amidst the devastation and ruins of the greatest air fight in the world, and that in the interval he had been across France, Belgium, Germany, England, Ireland, and a number of other countries. It was an interesting thought and suitable for conversation, but of no great practical utility. “Wonder 'ow I can get orf this?” he said. “Wonder if there is a way out? If not... rummy!”
He was mainly aware that two weeks ago he had been in Bun Hill with no thought of traveling, and now he found himself between the Falls of Niagara surrounded by the destruction and wreckage of the biggest aerial battle in history. In that time, he had traveled across France, Belgium, Germany, England, Ireland, and several other countries. It was an intriguing thought and something to talk about, but not very useful. “I wonder how I can get out of this?” he said. “I wonder if there’s a way out? If not... strange!”
Further reflection decided, “I believe I got myself in a bit of a 'ole coming over that bridge....
Further reflection decided, “I think I got myself into a bit of a mess coming over that bridge....
“Any'ow—got me out of the way of them Japanesy chaps. Wouldn't 'ave taken 'em long to cut MY froat. No. Still—”
“Anyway—got me out of the way of those Japanese guys. Wouldn't have taken them long to cut my throat. No. Still—”
He resolved to return to the point of Luna Island. For a long time he stood without stirring, scrutinising the Canadian shore and the wreckage of hotels and houses and the fallen trees of the Victoria Park, pink now in the light of sundown. Not a human being was perceptible in that scene of headlong destruction. Then he came back to the American side of the island, crossed close to the crumpled aluminium wreckage of the Hohenzollern to Green Islet, and scrutinised the hopeless breach in the further bridge and the water that boiled beneath it. Towards Buffalo there was still much smoke, and near the position of the Niagara railway station the houses were burning vigorously. Everything was deserted now, everything was still. One little abandoned thing lay on a transverse path between town and road, a crumpled heap of clothes with sprawling limbs....
He decided to go back to the point of Luna Island. For a long time, he stood still, watching the Canadian shore and the wreckage of hotels and houses, along with the fallen trees of Victoria Park, now glowing pink in the sunset. Not a single person could be seen in that scene of overwhelming destruction. Then he returned to the American side of the island, walked close to the twisted aluminum wreckage of the Hohenzollern to Green Islet, and examined the hopeless gap in the far bridge and the churning water below it. There was still a lot of smoke toward Buffalo, and near the Niagara railway station, the houses were burning fiercely. Everything was deserted now, everything was quiet. One small abandoned item lay on a path between the town and the road, a crumpled pile of clothes with limbs splayed out....
“'Ave a look round,” said Bert, and taking a path that ran through the middle of the island he presently discovered the wreckage of the two Asiatic aeroplanes that had fallen out of the struggle that ended the Hohenzollern.
"Take a look around," said Bert, and taking a path that ran through the center of the island, he soon found the wreckage of the two Asian airplanes that had crashed in the fight that brought down the Hohenzollern.
With the first he found the wreckage of an aeronaut too.
With the first, he also found the wreckage of an aviator.
The machine had evidently dropped vertically and was badly knocked about amidst a lot of smashed branches in a clump of trees. Its bent and broken wings and shattered stays sprawled amidst new splintered wood, and its forepeak stuck into the ground. The aeronaut dangled weirdly head downward among the leaves and branches some yards away, and Bert only discovered him as he turned from the aeroplane. In the dusky evening light and stillness—for the sun had gone now and the wind had altogether fallen—this inverted yellow face was anything but a tranquilising object to discover suddenly a couple of yards away. A broken branch had run clean through the man's thorax, and he hung, so stabbed, looking limp and absurd. In his hand he still clutched, with the grip of death, a short light rifle.
The machine had clearly fallen straight down and was heavily damaged among a bunch of broken branches in a group of trees. Its bent and broken wings and crushed supports were scattered in the fresh splintered wood, and its nose was buried in the ground. The pilot dangled oddly, head down, among the leaves and branches a few yards away, and Bert only noticed him as he turned from the airplane. In the dim evening light and stillness—since the sun had set and the wind had completely died down—this upside-down yellow face was anything but a comforting sight to suddenly find just a couple of yards away. A broken branch had pierced right through the man's chest, and he hung there, stabbed, looking weak and ridiculous. In his hand, he still held on tightly, with an almost lifeless grip, to a short light rifle.
For some time Bert stood very still, inspecting this thing.
For a while, Bert stood completely still, examining this thing.
Then he began to walk away from it, looking constantly back at it.
Then he started to walk away from it, constantly glancing back at it.
Presently in an open glade he came to a stop.
Currently, he came to a stop in an open clearing.
“Gaw!” he whispered, “I don' like dead bodies some'ow! I'd almost rather that chap was alive.”
“Yikes!” he whispered, “I really don’t like dead bodies at all! I’d almost prefer that guy was alive.”
He would not go along the path athwart which the Chinaman hung. He felt he would rather not have trees round him any more, and that it would be more comfortable to be quite close to the sociable splash and uproar of the rapids.
He didn’t want to walk along the path where the Chinaman was hanging out. He felt that he’d prefer to be without trees around him and that it would be more pleasant to be really close to the lively sound and chaos of the rapids.
He came upon the second aeroplane in a clear grassy space by the side of the streaming water, and it seemed scarcely damaged at all. It looked as though it had floated down into a position of rest. It lay on its side with one wing in the air. There was no aeronaut near it, dead or alive. There it lay abandoned, with the water lapping about its long tail.
He found the second airplane in a clear grassy spot next to the flowing water, and it barely seemed damaged at all. It looked like it had gently settled into a resting position. It was lying on its side with one wing raised. There was no pilot nearby, dead or alive. It lay there deserted, with the water washing around its long tail.
Bert remained a little aloof from it for a long time, looking into the gathering shadows among the trees, in the expectation of another Chinaman alive or dead. Then very cautiously he approached the machine and stood regarding its widespread vans, its big steering wheel and empty saddle. He did not venture to touch it.
Bert kept his distance from it for a long time, staring into the darkening shadows among the trees, anticipating another Chinese man, whether alive or dead. Then, very carefully, he walked up to the machine and observed its wide vans, large steering wheel, and empty saddle. He didn't dare to touch it.
“I wish that other chap wasn't there,” he said. “I do wish 'e wasn't there!”
“I wish that guy wasn't there,” he said. “I really wish he wasn't there!”
He saw a few yards away, something bobbing about in an eddy that spun within a projecting head of rock. As it went round it seemed to draw him unwillingly towards it....
He noticed something a few yards away, moving around in an eddy that swirled against a jutting rock. As it circled, it seemed to pull him toward it against his will…
What could it be?
What might it be?
“Blow!” said Bert. “It's another of 'em.”
“Blow!” said Bert. “It's another one of them.”
It held him. He told himself that it was the other aeronaut that had been shot in the fight and fallen out of the saddle as he strove to land. He tried to go away, and then it occurred to him that he might get a branch or something and push this rotating object out into the stream. That would leave him with only one dead body to worry about. Perhaps he might get along with one. He hesitated and then with a certain emotion forced himself to do this. He went towards the bushes and cut himself a wand and returned to the rocks and clambered out to a corner between the eddy and the stream, By that time the sunset was over and the bats were abroad—and he was wet with perspiration.
It held him. He convinced himself that it was the other pilot who had been shot in the fight and had fallen out of the saddle as he tried to land. He tried to leave, but then it struck him that he could find a branch or something to push this spinning object into the water. That way, he would only have one dead body to deal with. Maybe he could handle one. He hesitated, then, filled with a certain emotion, forced himself to follow through. He walked over to the bushes, cut a stick for himself, and returned to the rocks, climbing out to a spot between the eddy and the stream. By that time, the sunset had finished, the bats were out — and he was soaked with sweat.
He prodded the floating blue-clad thing with his wand, failed, tried again successfully as it came round, and as it went out into the stream it turned over, the light gleamed on golden hair and—it was Kurt!
He poked the floating figure in blue with his wand, missed, tried again, and succeeded as it turned around. When it drifted out into the stream, it flipped over, and the light shone on golden hair—and it was Kurt!
It was Kurt, white and dead and very calm. There was no mistaking him. There was still plenty of light for that. The stream took him and he seemed to compose himself in its swift grip as one who stretches himself to rest. White-faced he was now, and all the colour gone out of him.
It was Kurt, pale and lifeless and very calm. There was no doubt it was him. There was still plenty of light for that. The current carried him, and he seemed to relax in its swift hold like someone settling in to rest. He was now white-faced, and all the color had drained from him.
A feeling of infinite distress swept over Bert as the body swept out of sight towards the fall. “Kurt!” he cried, “Kurt! I didn't mean to! Kurt! don' leave me 'ere! Don' leave me!”
A wave of overwhelming distress hit Bert as the body disappeared over the edge. “Kurt!” he shouted, “Kurt! I didn’t mean to! Kurt! don’t leave me here! Don’t leave me!”
Loneliness and desolation overwhelmed him. He gave way. He stood on the rock in the evening light, weeping and wailing passionately like a child. It was as though some link that had held him to all these things had broken and gone. He was afraid like a child in a lonely room, shamelessly afraid.
Loneliness and emptiness consumed him. He broke down. He stood on the rock in the evening light, crying and screaming like a child. It felt like a connection that had tied him to everything had shattered and disappeared. He was scared like a child in a quiet room, unashamedly afraid.
The twilight was closing about him. The trees were full now of strange shadows. All the things about him became strange and unfamiliar with that subtle queerness one feels oftenest in dreams. “O God! I carn' stand this,” he said, and crept back from the rocks to the grass and crouched down, and suddenly wild sorrow for the death of Kurt, Kurt the brave, Kurt the kindly, came to his help and he broke from whimpering to weeping. He ceased to crouch; he sprawled upon the grass and clenched an impotent fist.
The twilight surrounded him. The trees were now filled with strange shadows. Everything around him felt odd and unfamiliar, like the subtle weirdness often experienced in dreams. “Oh God! I can’t stand this,” he said, backing away from the rocks to the grass and crouching down. Suddenly, overwhelming sorrow for the death of Kurt—Kurt the brave, Kurt the kind—overcame him, and he shifted from whimpering to crying. He stopped crouching; he lay sprawled on the grass, clenching a powerless fist.
“This war,” he cried, “this blarsted foolery of a war.
“This war,” he shouted, “this blasted nonsense of a war.
“O Kurt! Lieutenant Kurt!
“O Kurt! Lt. Kurt!
“I done,” he said, “I done. I've 'ad all I want, and more than I want. The world's all rot, and there ain't no sense in it. The night's coming.... If 'E comes after me—'E can't come after me—'E can't!...
“I’m done,” he said, “I’m done. I’ve had all I want, and more than I want. The world’s all rotten, and there’s no sense in it. The night’s coming.... If He comes after me—He can’t come after me—He can’t!...
“If 'E comes after me, I'll fro' myself into the water.”...
“If E comes after me, I'll throw myself into the water.”
Presently he was talking again in a low undertone.
He was currently speaking again in a low voice.
“There ain't nothing to be afraid of reely. It's jest imagination. Poor old Kurt—he thought it would happen. Prevision like. 'E never gave me that letter or tole me who the lady was. It's like what 'e said—people tore away from everything they belonged to—everywhere. Exactly like what 'e said.... 'Ere I am cast away—thousands of miles from Edna or Grubb or any of my lot—like a plant tore up by the roots.... And every war's been like this, only I 'adn't the sense to understand it. Always. All sorts of 'oles and corners chaps 'ave died in. And people 'adn't the sense to understand, 'adn't the sense to feel it and stop it. Thought war was fine. My Gawd!...
“There’s really nothing to be afraid of. It’s just imagination. Poor old Kurt—he thought it would happen. Like he could see it coming. He never gave me that letter or told me who the lady was. It’s just like he said—people tore themselves away from everything they belonged to—everywhere. Exactly like he said.... Here I am, stranded—thousands of miles from Edna or Grubb or anyone I know—like a plant yanked out of the ground.... And every war has been like this; I just didn’t have the sense to get it. Always. All sorts of holes and corners where guys have died. And people didn’t have the sense to understand, didn’t have the sense to feel it and stop it. Thought war was great. My God!...
“Dear old Edna. She was a fair bit of all right—she was. That time we 'ad a boat at Kingston....
“Dear old Edna. She was really something special—she was. That time we had a boat at Kingston....
“I bet—I'll see 'er again yet. Won't be my fault if I don't.”...
“I bet I’ll see her again. It won’t be my fault if I don’t.”
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Suddenly, on the very verge of this heroic resolution, Bert became rigid with terror. Something was creeping towards him through the grass. Something was creeping and halting and creeping again towards him through the dim dark grass. The night was electrical with horror. For a time everything was still. Bert ceased to breathe. It could not be. No, it was too small!
Suddenly, just as he was about to make this brave decision, Bert froze in fear. Something was moving toward him through the grass. It was creeping slowly, stopping, and creeping again through the dim, dark grass. The night was charged with fear. For a moment, everything was quiet. Bert held his breath. It couldn't be happening. No, it was too small!
It advanced suddenly upon him with a rush, with a little meawling cry and tail erect. It rubbed its head against him and purred. It was a tiny, skinny little kitten.
It suddenly rushed towards him with a little mew and its tail held high. It rubbed its head against him and purred. It was a tiny, skinny kitten.
“Gaw, Pussy! 'ow you frightened me!” said Bert, with drops of perspiration on his brow.
“Wow, Pussy! You really scared me!” said Bert, with beads of sweat on his forehead.
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He sat with his back to a tree stump all that night, holding the kitten in his arms. His mind was tired, and he talked or thought coherently no longer. Towards dawn he dozed.
He sat with his back to a tree stump all night, holding the kitten in his arms. His mind was exhausted, and he could no longer think or talk clearly. As dawn approached, he dozed off.
When he awoke, he was stiff but in better heart, and the kitten slept warmly and reassuringly inside his jacket. And fear, he found, had gone from amidst the trees.
When he woke up, he felt stiff but in a better mood, and the kitten slept comfortably and reassuringly inside his jacket. He realized that the fear had disappeared from the trees.
He stroked the kitten, and the little creature woke up to excessive fondness and purring. “You want some milk,” said Bert. “That's what you want. And I could do with a bit of brekker too.”
He gently petted the kitten, and the little furball woke up to all the love and purring. “You want some milk,” Bert said. “That's what you need. And I could use a bit of breakfast too.”
He yawned and stood up, with the kitten on his shoulder, and stared about him, recalling the circumstances of the previous day, the grey, immense happenings.
He yawned and got up, with the kitten on his shoulder, and looked around, remembering what happened the day before, the vast, gray events.
“Mus' do something,” he said.
"Must do something," he said.
He turned towards the trees, and was presently contemplating the dead aeronaut again. The kitten he held companionably against his neck. The body was horrible, but not nearly so horrible as it had been at twilight, and now the limbs were limper and the gun had slipped to the ground and lay half hidden in the grass.
He turned towards the trees and was soon thinking about the dead pilot again. He held the kitten snugly against his neck. The body looked awful, but it wasn't nearly as gruesome as it had been at twilight, and now the limbs were more relaxed and the gun had fallen to the ground, lying partially hidden in the grass.
“I suppose we ought to bury 'im, Kitty,” said Bert, and looked helplessly at the rocky soil about him. “We got to stay on the island with 'im.”
“I guess we should bury him, Kitty,” said Bert, looking helplessly at the rocky ground around him. “We have to stay on the island with him.”
It was some time before he could turn away and go on towards that provision shed. “Brekker first,” he said, “anyhow,” stroking the kitten on his shoulder. She rubbed his cheek affectionately with her furry little face and presently nibbled at his ear. “Wan' some milk, eh?” he said, and turned his back on the dead man as though he mattered nothing.
It took him a while to pull himself together and head toward the supplies shed. “Brekker first,” he said, petting the kitten on his shoulder. She affectionately nudged his cheek with her soft little face and soon started nibbling on his ear. “Want some milk, huh?” he said, turning his back on the dead man as if he was irrelevant.
He was puzzled to find the door of the shed open, though he had closed and latched it very carefully overnight, and he found also some dirty plates he had not noticed before on the bench. He discovered that the hinges of the tin locker were unscrewed and that it could be opened. He had not observed this overnight.
He was confused to see the shed door open, even though he had locked it up tightly the night before, and he also noticed some dirty plates on the bench that he hadn’t seen before. He realized the hinges of the metal locker were unscrewed and that it could be opened. He hadn't noticed this the night before.
“Silly of me!” said Bert. “'Ere I was puzzlin' and whackin' away at the padlock, never noticing.” It had been used apparently as an ice-chest, but it contained nothing now but the remains of half-dozen boiled chickens, some ambiguous substance that might once have been butter, and a singularly unappetising smell. He closed the lid again carefully.
“How foolish of me!” said Bert. “Here I was struggling and banging away at the padlock, without even noticing.” It seemed to have been used as an ice chest, but it now held nothing but the leftovers of half a dozen boiled chickens, some questionable substance that might have once been butter, and a distinctly unappetizing smell. He carefully closed the lid again.
He gave the kitten some milk in a dirty plate and sat watching its busy little tongue for a time. Then he was moved to make an inventory of the provisions. There were six bottles of milk unopened and one opened, sixty bottles of mineral water and a large stock of syrups, about two thousand cigarettes and upwards of a hundred cigars, nine oranges, two unopened tins of corned beef and one opened, and five large tins California peaches. He jotted it down on a piece of paper. “'Ain't much solid food,” he said. “Still—A fortnight, say!
He poured some milk for the kitten in a dirty plate and watched its little tongue work for a while. Then he felt compelled to take stock of the supplies. There were six unopened bottles of milk and one opened, sixty bottles of mineral water, a large supply of syrups, around two thousand cigarettes and more than a hundred cigars, nine oranges, two unopened cans of corned beef and one opened, and five large cans of California peaches. He noted it down on a piece of paper. “Not much solid food,” he said. “But still—Two weeks, maybe!”
“Anything might happen in a fortnight.”
“Anything could happen in two weeks.”
He gave the kitten a small second helping and a scrap of beef and then went down with the little creature running after him, tail erect and in high spirits, to look at the remains of the Hohenzollern.
He gave the kitten a little more food and a piece of beef, then went down with the little creature following him, tail up and in a great mood, to check out the remains of the Hohenzollern.
It had shifted in the night and seemed on the whole more firmly grounded on Green Island than before. From it his eye went to the shattered bridge and then across to the still desolation of Niagara city. Nothing moved over there but a number of crows. They were busy with the engineer he had seen cut down on the previous day. He saw no dogs, but he heard one howling.
It had changed during the night and felt like it was more securely anchored to Green Island than before. From there, his gaze moved to the broken bridge and then to the empty ruins of Niagara city. Nothing was happening over there except for a few crows. They were occupied with the engineer he had seen taken down the day before. He didn’t see any dogs, but he could hear one howling.
“We got to get out of this some'ow, Kitty,” he said. “That milk won't last forever—not at the rate you lap it.”
“We need to find a way out of this, Kitty,” he said. “That milk won’t last forever—not with you drinking it that fast.”
He regarded the sluice-like flood before him.
He stared at the flood in front of him, which resembled a sluice gate.
“Plenty of water,” he said. “Won't be drink we shall want.”
“Lots of water,” he said. “We won't need to worry about drinking.”
He decided to make a careful exploration of the island. Presently he came to a locked gate labelled “Biddle Stairs,” and clambered over to discover a steep old wooden staircase leading down the face of the cliff amidst a vast and increasing uproar of waters. He left the kitten above and descended these, and discovered with a thrill of hope a path leading among the rocks at the foot of the roaring downrush of the Centre Fall. Perhaps this was a sort of way!
He decided to carefully explore the island. Soon, he came to a locked gate labeled “Biddle Stairs” and climbed over it to find a steep, old wooden staircase leading down the cliff, surrounded by a growing roar of water. He left the kitten above and went down the stairs, feeling a thrill of hope as he discovered a path among the rocks at the base of the roaring waterfall, the Centre Fall. Maybe this was a way forward!
It led him only to the choking and deafening experience of the Cave of the Winds, and after he had spent a quarter of an hour in a partially stupefied condition flattened between solid rock and nearly as solid waterfall, he decided that this was after all no practicable route to Canada and retraced his steps. As he reascended the Biddle Stairs, he heard what he decided at last must be a sort of echo, a sound of some one walking about on the gravel paths above. When he got to the top, the place was as solitary as before.
It only led him to the suffocating and deafening experience of the Cave of the Winds, and after spending about fifteen minutes in a semi-conscious state, pressed between solid rock and a nearly solid waterfall, he concluded that this was definitely not a practical route to Canada and turned back. As he climbed the Biddle Stairs again, he thought he heard what must be some kind of echo, the sound of someone walking on the gravel paths above. But when he reached the top, the place was just as empty as before.
Thence he made his way, with the kitten skirmishing along beside him in the grass, to a staircase that led to a lump of projecting rock that enfiladed the huge green majesty of the Horseshoe Fall. He stood there for some time in silence.
He then walked with the kitten playing beside him in the grass to a staircase that led to a jutting rock that overlooked the grand expanse of the Horseshoe Falls. He stood there in silence for a while.
“You wouldn't think,” he said at last, “there was so much water.... This roarin' and splashin', it gets on one's nerves at last.... Sounds like people talking.... Sounds like people going about.... Sounds like anything you fancy.”
“You wouldn't believe,” he finally said, “there was this much water.... This roaring and splashing, it really gets on your nerves after a while.... It sounds like people chatting.... Sounds like people moving around.... Sounds like whatever you imagine.”
He retired up the staircase again. “I s'pose I shall keep on goin' round this blessed island,” he said drearily. “Round and round and round.”
He went back up the staircase again. “I guess I’ll just keep going around this damn island,” he said wearily. “Around and around and around.”
He found himself presently beside the less damaged Asiatic aeroplane again. He stared at it and the kitten smelt it. “Broke!” he said.
He found himself next to the less damaged Asian airplane again. He stared at it while the kitten sniffed it. “Broke!” he said.
He looked up with a convulsive start.
He suddenly looked up, shocked.
Advancing slowly towards him out from among the trees were two tall gaunt figures. They were blackened and tattered and bandaged; the hind-most one limped and had his head swathed in white, but the foremost one still carried himself as a Prince should do, for all that his left arm was in a sling and one side of his face scalded a livid crimson. He was the Prince Karl Albert, the War Lord, the “German Alexander,” and the man behind him was the bird-faced man whose cabin had once been taken from him and given to Bert.
Advancing slowly toward him from among the trees were two tall, thin figures. They were dark, tattered, and bandaged; the one at the back limped and had his head wrapped in white, but the one in front still held himself like a Prince, despite having his left arm in a sling and one side of his face burned a bright red. He was Prince Karl Albert, the War Lord, the "German Alexander," and the man behind him was the bird-faced man whose cabin had once been taken from him and given to Bert.
6
6
With that apparition began a new phase of Goat Island in Bert's experience. He ceased to be a solitary representative of humanity in a vast and violent and incomprehensible universe, and became once more a social creature, a man in a world of other men. For an instant these two were terrible, then they seemed sweet and desirable as brothers. They too were in this scrape with him, marooned and puzzled. He wanted extremely to hear exactly what had happened to them. What mattered it if one was a Prince and both were foreign soldiers, if neither perhaps had adequate English? His native Cockney freedom flowed too generously for him to think of that, and surely the Asiatic fleets had purged all such trivial differences. “Ul-LO!” he said; “'ow did you get 'ere?”
With that apparition, a new chapter began for Goat Island in Bert's life. He stopped being a lonely representative of humanity in a vast, violent, and incomprehensible universe, and became once again a social being, a man among other men. For a moment, these two seemed intimidating, but then they appeared sweet and relatable like brothers. They were also stuck in this situation with him, stranded and confused. He was eager to find out exactly what had happened to them. What did it matter if one was a Prince and both were foreign soldiers, if neither of them had perhaps a good command of English? His natural Cockney freedom flowed too abundantly for him to consider that, and surely the Asiatic fleets had washed away all those trivial differences. “Ul-LO!” he called out; “'ow did you get 'ere?”
“It is the Englishman who brought us the Butteridge machine,” said the bird-faced officer in German, and then in a tone of horror, as Bert advanced, “Salute!” and again louder, “SALUTE!”
“It’s the Englishman who brought us the Butteridge machine,” said the bird-faced officer in German, and then, in a tone of horror as Bert moved forward, “Salute!” and again, louder, “SALUTE!”
“Gaw!” said Bert, and stopped with a second comment under his breath. He stared and saluted awkwardly and became at once a masked defensive thing with whom co-operation was impossible.
“Wow!” said Bert, then paused to mutter a second comment quietly. He stared and awkwardly saluted, becoming instantly a guarded figure with whom cooperation was impossible.
For a time these two perfected modern aristocrats stood regarding the difficult problem of the Anglo-Saxon citizen, that ambiguous citizen who, obeying some mysterious law in his blood, would neither drill nor be a democrat. Bert was by no means a beautiful object, but in some inexplicable way he looked resistant. He wore his cheap suit of serge, now showing many signs of wear, and its loose fit made him seem sturdier than he was; above his disengaging face was a white German cap that was altogether too big for him, and his trousers were crumpled up his legs and their ends tucked into the rubber highlows of a deceased German aeronaut. He looked an inferior, though by no means an easy inferior, and instinctively they hated him.
For a while, these two refined modern aristocrats watched the complicated issue of the Anglo-Saxon citizen, that ambiguous individual who, following some mysterious instinct, wouldn’t conform to military drill nor embrace democracy. Bert wasn’t exactly attractive, but for some unknown reason, he seemed tough. He wore his worn-out cheap serge suit, which was baggy and made him appear stronger than he really was; perched atop his unremarkable face was an oversized white German cap, and his trousers were wrinkled up his legs, tucked into the rubber boots of a long-gone German aviator. He came off as a lower-class individual, but certainly not an easy one to deal with, and instinctively, they found themselves disliking him.
The Prince pointed to the flying-machine and said something in broken English that Bert took for German and failed to understand. He intimated as much.
The Prince pointed to the flying machine and said something in broken English that Bert thought was German and didn’t understand. He hinted at that.
“Dummer Kerl!” said the bird-faced officer from among his bandages.
“Dumb jerk!” said the bird-faced officer from among his bandages.
The Prince pointed again with his undamaged hand. “You verstehen dis drachenflieger?”
The Prince pointed again with his uninjured hand. “Do you understand this hang glider?”
Bert began to comprehend the situation. He regarded the Asiatic machine. The habits of Bun Hill returned to him. “It's a foreign make,” he said ambiguously.
Bert started to understand what was happening. He looked at the Asian machine. The memories of Bun Hill came back to him. “It's a foreign brand,” he said vaguely.
The two Germans consulted. “You are an expert?” said the Prince.
The two Germans talked it over. “Are you an expert?” the Prince asked.
“We reckon to repair,” said Bert, in the exact manner of Grubb.
“We plan to fix it,” said Bert, just like Grubb would.
The Prince sought in his vocabulary. “Is dat,” he said, “goot to fly?”
The Prince searched in his vocabulary. “Is that,” he said, “good to fly?”
Bert reflected and scratched his cheek slowly. “I got to look at it,” he replied.... “It's 'ad rough usage!”
Bert thought for a moment and slowly rubbed his cheek. “I need to check it out,” he said.... “It's been through a lot!”
He made a sound with his teeth he had also acquired from Grubb, put his hands in his trouser pockets, and strolled back to the machine. Typically Grubb chewed something, but Bert could chew only imaginatively. “Three days' work in this,” he said, teething. For the first time it dawned on him that there were possibilities in this machine. It was evident that the wing that lay on the ground was badly damaged. The three stays that held it rigid had snapped across a ridge of rock and there was also a strong possibility of the engine being badly damaged. The wing hook on that side was also askew, but probably that would not affect the flight. Beyond that there probably wasn't much the matter. Bert scratched his cheek again and contemplated the broad sunlit waste of the Upper Rapids. “We might make a job of this.... You leave it to me.”
He made a noise with his teeth that he had picked up from Grubb, tucked his hands into his pants pockets, and walked back to the machine. Usually, Grubb was chewing on something, but Bert could only pretend to chew. “Three days of work on this,” he said, thinking about it. For the first time, it struck him that there were possibilities with this machine. It was clear that the wing lying on the ground was badly damaged. The three struts that kept it steady had snapped across a rock ridge, and there was a good chance the engine was also seriously hurt. The wing hook on that side was out of alignment, but that probably wouldn’t affect the flight. Besides that, there likely wasn't much else wrong. Bert scratched his cheek again and looked out over the bright sunlit expanse of the Upper Rapids. “We could make something of this... Just leave it to me.”
He surveyed it intently again, and the Prince and his officer watched him. In Bun Hill Bert and Grubb had developed to a very high pitch among the hiring stock a method of repair by substituting; they substituted bits of other machines. A machine that was too utterly and obviously done for even to proffer for hire, had nevertheless still capital value. It became a sort of quarry for nuts and screws and wheels, bars and spokes, chain-links and the like; a mine of ill-fitting “parts” to replace the defects of machines still current. And back among the trees was a second Asiatic aeroplane....
He looked at it closely again, while the Prince and his officer watched him. In Bun Hill, Bert and Grubb had developed a really effective method of repairs among the hiring stock by using parts from other machines. A machine that was completely beyond repair, even to rent out, still had some value. It turned into a sort of resource for nuts, screws, wheels, bars, spokes, chain-links, and other parts; a treasure trove of mismatched “components” to fix the problems of machines that were still in use. And back among the trees was a second Asiatic airplane....
The kitten caressed Bert's airship boots unheeded.
The kitten casually brushed against Bert's airship boots.
“Mend dat drachenflieger,” said the Prince.
“Mend that kite,” said the Prince.
“If I do mend it,” said Bert, struck by a new thought, “none of us ain't to be trusted to fly it.”
“If I fix it,” said Bert, hit by a new idea, “none of us can be trusted to fly it.”
“I vill fly it,” said the Prince.
“I will fly it,” said the Prince.
“Very likely break your neck,” said Bert, after a pause.
“Yeah, you could definitely break your neck,” said Bert, after a pause.
The Prince did not understand him and disregarded what he said. He pointed his gloved finger to the machine and turned to the bird-faced officer with some remark in German. The officer answered and the Prince responded with a sweeping gesture towards the sky. Then he spoke—it seemed eloquently. Bert watched him and guessed his meaning. “Much more likely to break your neck,” he said. “'Owever. 'Ere goes.”
The Prince didn’t understand him and ignored what he said. He pointed his gloved finger at the machine and turned to the bird-faced officer with a comment in German. The officer replied, and the Prince gestured broadly toward the sky. Then he spoke—it seemed to be an eloquent speech. Bert watched him and guessed what he meant. “Much more likely to break your neck,” he said. “However. Here goes.”
He began to pry about the saddle and engine of the drachenflieger in search for tools. Also he wanted some black oily stuff for his hands and face. For the first rule in the art of repairing, as it was known to the firm of Grubb and Smallways, was to get your hands and face thoroughly and conclusively blackened. Also he took off his jacket and waistcoat and put his cap carefully to the back of his head in order to facilitate scratching.
He started to look around the saddle and engine of the glider for tools. He also needed some black, oily stuff for his hands and face. The first rule in the art of repairing, as known by the firm of Grubb and Smallways, was to make sure your hands and face were completely and thoroughly blackened. He also took off his jacket and vest and adjusted his cap to the back of his head to make scratching easier.
The Prince and the officer seemed disposed to watch him, but he succeeded in making it clear to them that this would inconvenience him and that he had to “puzzle out a bit” before he could get to work. They thought him over, but his shop experience had given him something of the authoritative way of the expert with common men. And at last they went away. Thereupon he went straight to the second aeroplane, got the aeronaut's gun and ammunition and hid them in a clump of nettles close at hand. “That's all right,” said Bert, and then proceeded to a careful inspection of the debris of the wings in the trees. Then he went back to the first aeroplane to compare the two. The Bun Hill method was quite possibly practicable if there was nothing hopeless or incomprehensible in the engine.
The Prince and the officer seemed ready to keep an eye on him, but he managed to make it clear to them that it would be a hassle for him and that he needed to "figure things out a bit" before he could get to work. They considered it for a moment, but his work experience had given him a certain authority that made him come off as an expert among regular people. Eventually, they left. He then went straight to the second airplane, grabbed the aeronaut's gun and ammunition, and hid them in a patch of nettles nearby. "That's all good," said Bert, and then he carefully inspected the debris from the wings in the trees. Next, he returned to the first airplane to compare the two. The Bun Hill method was probably feasible unless there was something completely unfixable or confusing in the engine.
The Germans returned presently to find him already generously smutty and touching and testing knobs and screws and levers with an expression of profound sagacity. When the bird-faced officer addressed a remark to him, he waved him aside with, “Nong comprong. Shut it! It's no good.”
The Germans came back soon to see him already pretty dirty, fiddling with knobs, screws, and levers, looking very wise. When the officer with the bird-like face said something to him, he brushed him off, saying, “Nong comprong. Shut it! It’s no good.”
Then he had an idea. “Dead chap back there wants burying,” he said, jerking a thumb over his shoulder.
Then he had an idea. “That dead guy back there needs to be buried,” he said, jerking a thumb over his shoulder.
7
7
With the appearance of these two men Bert's whole universe had changed again. A curtain fell before the immense and terrible desolation that had overwhelmed him. He was in a world of three people, a minute human world that nevertheless filled his brain with eager speculations and schemes and cunning ideas. What were they thinking of? What did they think of him? What did they mean to do? A hundred busy threads interlaced in his mind as he pottered studiously over the Asiatic aeroplane. New ideas came up like bubbles in soda water.
With the arrival of these two men, Bert's entire world changed once more. A veil dropped over the immense and frightening emptiness that had engulfed him. He found himself in a tiny world of three people—a small human sphere that still filled his mind with eager thoughts, plans, and clever ideas. What were they thinking? What did they think of him? What were their intentions? A hundred busy threads wove through his mind as he focused intently on the Asian airplane. New ideas popped up like bubbles in soda.
“Gaw!” he said suddenly. He had just appreciated as a special aspect of this irrational injustice of fate that these two men were alive and that Kurt was dead. All the crew of the Hohenzollern were shot or burnt or smashed or drowned, and these two lurking in the padded forward cabin had escaped.
“Wow!” he said suddenly. He had just realized, in a moment of frustration over the unfairness of fate, that these two men were alive while Kurt was dead. All the crew of the Hohenzollern had been shot, burned, smashed, or drowned, yet these two hiding in the cushioned forward cabin had managed to escape.
“I suppose 'e thinks it's 'is bloomin' Star,” he muttered, and found himself uncontrollably exasperated.
“I guess he thinks it’s his damn star,” he muttered, feeling uncontrollably frustrated.
He stood up, facing round to the two men. They were standing side by side regarding him.
He stood up, turning to face the two men. They were standing side by side, looking at him.
“'It's no good,” he said, “starin' at me. You only put me out.” And then seeing they did not understand, he advanced towards them, wrench in hand. It occurred to him as he did so that the Prince was really a very big and powerful and serene-looking person. But he said, nevertheless, pointing through the trees, “dead man!”
“‘It’s no use,’ he said, ‘staring at me. You're just making me uneasy.’ And then, noticing that they didn’t get it, he stepped closer to them, wrench in hand. As he did, it struck him that the Prince was truly a large, strong, and calm-looking figure. But he still pointed through the trees and said, ‘dead man!’”
The bird-faced man intervened with a reply in German.
The man with the bird face responded in German.
“Dead man!” said Bert to him. “There.”
“Dead man!” Bert said to him. “There.”
He had great difficulty in inducing them to inspect the dead Chinaman, and at last led them to him. Then they made it evident that they proposed that he, as a common person below the rank of officer should have the sole and undivided privilege of disposing of the body by dragging it to the water's edge. There was some heated gesticulation, and at last the bird-faced officer abased himself to help. Together they dragged the limp and now swollen Asiatic through the trees, and after a rest or so—for he trailed very heavily—dumped him into the westward rapid. Bert returned to his expert investigation of the flying-machine at last with aching arms and in a state of gloomy rebellion. “Brasted cheek!” he said. “One'd think I was one of 'is beastly German slaves!
He struggled to get them to check out the dead Chinaman, and eventually led them to him. Then it became clear that they thought he, being just a regular person and not an officer, should be the one to take care of the body by dragging it to the water's edge. There were some heated hand gestures, and finally, the bird-faced officer humbled himself to help. Together, they pulled the lifeless and now swollen Asian man through the trees, taking a few breaks since he was very heavy, and eventually dumped him into the rushing water to the west. Bert returned to his detailed examination of the flying machine, his arms aching and feeling frustrated. “What a cheek!” he said. “You’d think I was one of his damn German slaves!”
“Prancing beggar!”
"Prancing panhandler!"
And then he fell speculating what would happen when the flying-machine, was repaired—if it could be repaired.
And then he fell into thought about what would happen when the flying machine was fixed—if it could be fixed.
The two Germans went away again, and after some reflection Bert removed several nuts, resumed his jacket and vest, pocketed those nuts and his tools and hid the set of tools from the second aeroplane in the fork of a tree. “Right O,” he said, as he jumped down after the last of these precautions. The Prince and his companion reappeared as he returned to the machine by the water's edge. The Prince surveyed his progress for a time, and then went towards the Parting of the Waters and stood with folded arms gazing upstream in profound thought. The bird-faced officer came up to Bert, heavy with a sentence in English.
The two Germans left again, and after thinking for a bit, Bert took off several nuts, put on his jacket and vest, pocketed the nuts and his tools, and hid the set of tools from the second airplane in a tree fork. “Alright,” he said as he jumped down after taking those last precautions. The Prince and his companion showed up again as he made his way back to the machine by the water's edge. The Prince watched his progress for a moment, then walked over to the Parting of the Waters, standing with his arms crossed, staring upstream in deep thought. The bird-faced officer approached Bert, weighed down by a sentence in English.
“Go,” he said with a helping gesture, “und eat.”
“Go,” he said with an encouraging motion, “and eat.”
When Bert got to the refreshment shed, he found all the food had vanished except one measured ration of corned beef and three biscuits.
When Bert arrived at the refreshment shed, he discovered that all the food was gone except for one portion of corned beef and three biscuits.
He regarded this with open eyes and mouth.
He stared at this with wide eyes and an open mouth.
The kitten appeared from under the vendor's seat with an ingratiating purr. “Of course!” said Bert. “Why! where's your milk?”
The kitten emerged from under the vendor's seat with a friendly purr. “Of course!” said Bert. “Where's your milk?”
He accumulated wrath for a moment or so, then seized the plate in one hand, and the biscuits in another, and went in search of the Prince, breathing vile words anent “grub” and his intimate interior. He approached without saluting.
He held back his anger for a moment, then grabbed the plate in one hand and the biscuits in the other, and went off to find the Prince, muttering nasty things about “food” and his personal issues. He approached without greeting anyone.
“'Ere!” he said fiercely. “Whad the devil's this?”
“Hey!” he said fiercely. “What the hell is this?”
An entirely unsatisfactory altercation followed. Bert expounded the Bun Hill theory of the relations of grub to efficiency in English, the bird-faced man replied with points about nations and discipline in German. The Prince, having made an estimate of Bert's quality and physique, suddenly hectored. He gripped Bert by the shoulder and shook him, making his pockets rattle, shouted something to him, and flung him struggling back. He hit him as though he was a German private. Bert went back, white and scared, but resolved by all his Cockney standards upon one thing. He was bound in honour to “go for” the Prince. “Gaw!” he gasped, buttoning his jacket.
An entirely unsatisfactory argument followed. Bert explained the Bun Hill theory of how food relates to efficiency in English, while the bird-faced man countered with comments about nations and discipline in German. The Prince, after sizing up Bert's abilities and physique, suddenly bullied him. He grabbed Bert by the shoulder and shook him, making his pockets rattle, shouted something at him, and threw him back roughly. He hit him as if he were a German private. Bert stepped back, pale and scared, but determined by his Cockney standards about one thing. He felt obliged to “go for” the Prince. “Gaw!” he gasped, buttoning up his jacket.
“Now,” cried the Prince, “Vil you go?” and then catching the heroic gleam in Bert's eye, drew his sword.
“Now,” yelled the Prince, “Will you go?” and then seeing the heroic spark in Bert's eye, drew his sword.
The bird-faced officer intervened, saying something in German and pointing skyward.
The bird-faced officer stepped in, saying something in German and pointing up at the sky.
Far away in the southwest appeared a Japanese airship coming fast toward them. Their conflict ended at that. The Prince was first to grasp the situation and lead the retreat. All three scuttled like rabbits for the trees, and ran to and for cover until they found a hollow in which the grass grew rank. There they all squatted within six yards of one another. They sat in this place for a long time, up to their necks in the grass and watching through the branches for the airship. Bert had dropped some of his corned beef, but he found the biscuits in his hand and ate them quietly. The monster came nearly overhead and then went away to Niagara and dropped beyond the power-works. When it was near, they all kept silence, and then presently they fell into an argument that was robbed perhaps of immediate explosive effect only by their failure to understand one another.
In the distance to the southwest, a Japanese airship appeared, speeding towards them. Their fight ended right there. The Prince was the first to realize what was happening and led the retreat. All three dashed for the trees, scrambling for cover until they found a dip in the ground where the grass was thick. They huddled together, just six yards apart. They stayed hidden there for a long time, immersed in the tall grass, watching through the branches for the airship. Bert had dropped some of his corned beef, but he still had the biscuits in his hand and ate them quietly. The airship flew almost directly overhead before heading toward Niagara and dropping down past the power station. As it approached, they all stayed quiet, and soon after, they got into an argument that was probably lacking any immediate intensity only because they didn't fully understand each other.
It was Bert began the talking and he talked on regardless of what they understood or failed to understand. But his voice must have conveyed his cantankerous intentions.
It was Bert who started talking, and he kept going regardless of whether they understood or didn’t. But his voice must have expressed his grumpy intentions.
“You want that machine done,” he said first, “you better keep your 'ands off me!”
“You want that machine finished,” he said first, “you better stay away from me!”
They disregarded that and he repeated it.
They ignored that, and he said it again.
Then he expanded his idea and the spirit of speech took hold of him. “You think you got 'old of a chap you can kick and 'it like you do your private soldiers—you're jolly well mistaken. See? I've 'ad about enough of you and your antics. I been thinking you over, you and your war and your Empire and all the rot of it. Rot it is! It's you Germans made all the trouble in Europe first and last. And all for nothin'. Jest silly prancing! Jest because you've got the uniforms and flags! 'Ere I was—I didn't want to 'ave anything to do with you. I jest didn't care a 'eng at all about you. Then you get 'old of me—steal me practically—and 'ere I am, thousands of miles away from 'ome and everything, and all your silly fleet smashed up to rags. And you want to go on prancin' NOW! Not if 'I know it!
Then he expanded his idea, and the spirit of speech took hold of him. “You think you’ve got a guy you can kick and hit like your private soldiers—that’s a big mistake. See? I’ve had just about enough of you and your antics. I’ve been thinking about you, your war, your Empire, and all the nonsense that goes with it. Nonsense it is! It’s you Germans who caused all the trouble in Europe from the start to the finish. And all for nothing. Just silly prancing! Just because you’ve got the uniforms and flags! Here I was—I didn’t want anything to do with you. I just didn’t care at all about you. Then you get a hold of me—practically steal me—and here I am, thousands of miles away from home and everything, and all your silly fleet smashed to pieces. And you want to keep prancing NOW! Not if I can help it!
“Look at the mischief you done! Look at the way you smashed up New York—the people you killed, the stuff you wasted. Can't you learn?”
“Look at the trouble you've caused! Look at how you destroyed New York—the people you killed, the things you wasted. Can't you figure it out?”
“Dummer Kerl!” said the bird-faced man suddenly in a tone of concentrated malignancy, glaring under his bandages. “Esel!”
“Stupid idiot!” the bird-faced man suddenly exclaimed with a tone full of hate, glaring from under his bandages. “Ass!”
“That's German for silly ass!—I know. But who's the silly ass—'im or me? When I was a kid, I used to read penny dreadfuls about 'avin adventures and bein' a great c'mander and all that rot. I stowed it. But what's 'e got in 'is head? Rot about Napoleon, rot about Alexander, rot about 'is blessed family and 'im and Gord and David and all that. Any one who wasn't a dressed-up silly fool of a Prince could 'ave told all this was goin' to 'appen. There was us in Europe all at sixes and sevens with our silly flags and our silly newspapers raggin' us up against each other and keepin' us apart, and there was China, solid as a cheese, with millions and millions of men only wantin' a bit of science and a bit of enterprise to be as good as all of us. You thought they couldn't get at you. And then they got flying-machines. And bif!—'ere we are. Why, when they didn't go on making guns and armies in China, we went and poked 'em up until they did. They 'AD to give us this lickin' they've give us. We wouldn't be happy until they did, and as I say, 'ere we are!”
"That’s German for silly ass!—I know. But who’s the silly ass—him or me? When I was a kid, I used to read cheap adventure stories about having exciting escapades and being a great commander and all that nonsense. I put that behind me. But what’s going on in his head? Nonsense about Napoleon, nonsense about Alexander, nonsense about his blessed family and him and God and David and all that. Anyone who wasn't a dressed-up silly fool of a prince could have seen this coming. We were all in Europe in chaos with our silly flags and our silly newspapers stirring us up against each other and keeping us apart, while China was solid as a rock, with millions of people just wanting a little bit of science and some initiative to be as good as the rest of us. You thought they couldn’t reach you. And then they got flying machines. And bam!—here we are. Why, when they weren’t busy making guns and armies in China, we went and prodded them until they did. They had to give us this beating they’ve given us. We wouldn’t be satisfied until they did, and as I said, here we are!"
The bird-faced officer shouted to him to be quiet, and then began a conversation with the Prince.
The bird-faced officer yelled at him to be quiet, and then started a conversation with the Prince.
“British citizen,” said Bert. “You ain't obliged to listen, but I ain't obliged to shut up.”
“British citizen,” Bert said. “You don’t have to listen, but I don’t have to stop talking.”
And for some time he continued his dissertation upon Imperialism, militarism, and international politics. But their talking put him out, and for a time he was certainly merely repeating abusive terms, “prancin' nincompoops” and the like, old terms and new. Then suddenly he remembered his essential grievance. “'Owever, look 'ere—'ere!—the thing I started this talk about is where's that food there was in that shed? That's what I want to know. Where you put it?”
And for a while, he kept going on about imperialism, militarism, and international politics. But their chatter distracted him, and for a bit, he was just throwing out insults like “prancing idiots” and so on, both old and new terms. Then he suddenly remembered what really bothered him. “Anyway, look here—what I started this conversation about is where’s that food that was in that shed? That’s what I want to know. Where did you put it?”
He paused. They went on talking in German. He repeated his question. They disregarded him. He asked a third time in a manner insupportably aggressive.
He stopped. They continued talking in German. He asked his question again. They ignored him. He asked a third time in an unacceptably aggressive way.
There fell a tense silence. For some seconds the three regarded one another. The Prince eyed Bert steadfastly, and Bert quailed under his eye. Slowly the Prince rose to his feet and the bird-faced officer jerked up beside him. Bert remained squatting.
There was a heavy silence. For a few seconds, the three looked at each other. The Prince fixed his gaze on Bert, and Bert felt intimidated. Slowly, the Prince stood up, and the bird-faced officer jumped up next to him. Bert stayed crouched.
“Be quaiat,” said the Prince.
"Be quiet," said the Prince.
Bert perceived this was no moment for eloquence.
Bert realized this wasn't the time for fancy words.
The two Germans regarded him as he crouched there. Death for a moment seemed near.
The two Germans watched him as he crouched there. For a moment, death felt close.
Then the Prince turned away and the two of them went towards the flying-machine.
Then the Prince turned away, and the two of them walked toward the flying machine.
“Gaw!” whispered Bert, and then uttered under his breath one single word of abuse. He sat crouched together for perhaps three minutes, then he sprang to his feet and went off towards the Chinese aeronaut's gun hidden among the weeds.
“Wow!” whispered Bert, and then muttered one single word of insult under his breath. He sat crouched together for maybe three minutes, then jumped to his feet and headed towards the Chinese aeronaut's gun hidden among the weeds.
8
8
There was no pretence after that moment that Bert was under the orders of the Prince or that he was going on with the repairing of the flying-machine. The two Germans took possession of that and set to work upon it. Bert, with his new weapon went off to the neighbourhood of Terrapin Rock, and there sat down to examine it. It was a short rifle with a big cartridge, and a nearly full magazine. He took out the cartridges carefully and then tried the trigger and fittings until he felt sure he had the use of it. He reloaded carefully. Then he remembered he was hungry and went off, gun under his arm, to hunt in and about the refreshment shed. He had the sense to perceive that he must not show himself with the gun to the Prince and his companion. So long as they thought him unarmed they would leave him alone, but there was no knowing what the Napoleonic person might do if he saw Bert's weapon. Also he did not go near them because he knew that within himself boiled a reservoir of rage and fear that he wanted to shoot these two men. He wanted to shoot them, and he thought that to shoot them would be a quite horrible thing to do. The two sides of his inconsistent civilisation warred within him.
After that moment, it was clear that Bert was taking orders from the Prince and that he was no longer focused on fixing the flying machine. The two Germans took over that task and got to work on it. Bert, carrying his new weapon, headed towards Terrapin Rock and sat down to examine it. It was a short rifle with a large cartridge and a nearly full magazine. He carefully removed the cartridges and then tested the trigger and the fittings until he felt confident using it. He reloaded it with care. Then he remembered he was hungry and set off, gun under his arm, to look for food around the refreshment shed. He was smart enough to realize that he shouldn’t reveal his gun to the Prince and his friend. As long as they thought he was unarmed, they would leave him alone, but he had no idea what the Napoleonic man might do if he saw Bert’s weapon. He also stayed away from them because he knew he was filled with anger and fear, and he wanted to shoot these two men. He wanted to shoot them, but he thought that doing so would be terrible. The two conflicting sides of his complicated personality battled within him.
Near the shed the kitten turned up again, obviously keen for milk. This greatly enhanced his own angry sense of hunger. He began to talk as he hunted about, and presently stood still, shouting insults. He talked of war and pride and Imperialism. “Any other Prince but you would have died with his men and his ship!” he cried.
Near the shed, the kitten showed up again, clearly eager for milk. This only made his own intense hunger feel worse. He started to speak as he searched around, and soon stopped, yelling insults. He spoke about war, pride, and imperialism. “Any other prince would have died with his men and his ship!” he shouted.
The two Germans at the machine heard his voice going ever and again amidst the clamour of the waters. Their eyes met and they smiled slightly.
The two Germans at the machine heard his voice echoing now and then amid the noise of the water. Their eyes met, and they exchanged a small smile.
He was disposed for a time to sit in the refreshment shed waiting for them, but then it occurred to him that so he might get them both at close quarters. He strolled off presently to the point of Luna Island to think the situation out.
He was inclined for a while to sit in the snack shack waiting for them, but then it struck him that this way he might catch them both up close. He walked over to the tip of Luna Island to figure things out.
It had seemed a comparatively simple one at first, but as he turned it over in his mind its possibilities increased and multiplied. Both these men had swords,—had either a revolver?
It initially seemed fairly straightforward, but as he thought it over, its possibilities grew and multiplied. Both of these men had swords—did either of them have a revolver?
Also, if he shot them both, he might never find the food!
Also, if he shot both of them, he might never find the food!
So far he had been going about with this gun under his arm, and a sense of lordly security in his mind, but what if they saw the gun and decided to ambush him? Goat Island is nearly all cover, trees, rocks, thickets, and irregularities.
So far, he had been walking around with this gun under his arm, feeling a sense of confident security, but what if they saw the gun and decided to ambush him? Goat Island is mostly covered with trees, rocks, thickets, and uneven terrain.
Why not go and murder them both now?
Why not just go and kill them both now?
“I carn't,” said Bert, dismissing that. “I got to be worked up.”
“I can't,” said Bert, brushing that off. “I need to be pumped up.”
But it was a mistake to get right away from them. That suddenly became clear. He ought to keep them under observation, ought to “scout” them. Then he would be able to see what they were doing, whether either of them had a revolver, where they had hidden the food. He would be better able to determine what they meant to do to him. If he didn't “scout” them, presently they would begin to “scout” him. This seemed so eminently reasonable that he acted upon it forthwith. He thought over his costume and threw his collar and the tell-tale aeronaut's white cap into the water far below. He turned his coat collar up to hide any gleam of his dirty shirt. The tools and nuts in his pockets were disposed to clank, but he rearranged them and wrapped some letters and his pocket-handkerchief about them. He started off circumspectly and noiselessly, listening and peering at every step. As he drew near his antagonists, much grunting and creaking served to locate them. He discovered them engaged in what looked like a wrestling match with the Asiatic flying-machine. Their coats were off, their swords laid aside, they were working magnificently. Apparently they were turning it round and were having a good deal of difficulty with the long tail among the trees. He dropped flat at the sight of them and wriggled into a little hollow, and so lay watching their exertions. Ever and again, to pass the time, he would cover one or other of them with his gun.
But it was a mistake to get too far away from them. That suddenly became clear. He should keep an eye on them, should "scope" them out. Then he'd be able to see what they were doing, whether either of them had a gun, and where they hid the food. He'd have a better idea of what they planned to do to him. If he didn't "scope" them out, they'd soon start to "scope" him. This seemed so reasonable that he acted on it immediately. He thought about his outfit and tossed his collar and the obvious aeronaut's white cap into the water below. He turned his coat collar up to hide any glimpse of his dirty shirt. The tools and nuts in his pockets were clanking, but he rearranged them and wrapped them in some letters and his pocket-handkerchief. He moved off carefully and quietly, listening and looking at every step. As he got closer to his opponents, the sounds of grunting and creaking helped him find them. He saw them engaged in what looked like a wrestling match with the Asian flying machine. Their coats were off, their swords set aside, and they were working hard. It seemed they were trying to turn it around and were struggling a lot with the long tail among the trees. He dropped flat at the sight of them and wriggled into a little hollow, lying there to watch their efforts. Every now and then, to kill time, he would aim his gun at one or the other.
He found them quite interesting to watch, so interesting that at times he came near shouting to advise them. He perceived that when they had the machine turned round, they would then be in immediate want of the nuts and tools he carried. Then they would come after him. They would certainly conclude he had them or had hidden them. Should he hide his gun and do a deal for food with these tools? He felt he would not be able to part with the gun again now he had once felt its reassuring company. The kitten turned up again and made a great fuss with him and licked and bit his ear.
He found it really interesting to watch them, so much so that sometimes he almost shouted out advice. He realized that once they had the machine turned around, they would be in desperate need of the nuts and tools he had. Then they would definitely come after him. They would surely think he had them or had hidden them away. Should he hide his gun and try to trade these tools for food? He felt he wouldn’t be able to part with the gun again now that he had experienced its comforting presence. The kitten showed up again and made a big fuss over him, licking and nibbling at his ear.
The sun clambered to midday, and once that morning he saw, though the Germans did not, an Asiatic airship very far to the south, going swiftly eastward.
The sun climbed to noon, and earlier that morning he spotted, although the Germans did not, an Asian airship far to the south, moving quickly eastward.
At last the flying-machine was turned and stood poised on its wheel, with its hooks pointing up the Rapids. The two officers wiped their faces, resumed jackets and swords, spoke and bore themselves like men who congratulated themselves on a good laborious morning. Then they went off briskly towards the refreshment shed, the Prince leading. Bert became active in pursuit; but he found it impossible to stalk them quickly enough and silently enough to discover the hiding-place of the food. He found them, when he came into sight of them again, seated with their backs against the shed, plates on knee, and a tin of corned beef and a plateful of biscuits between them. They seemed in fairly good spirits, and once the Prince laughed. At this vision of eating Bert's plans gave way. Fierce hunger carried him. He appeared before them suddenly at a distance of perhaps twenty yards, gun in hand.
Finally, the flying machine was turned and stood ready on its wheel, with its hooks aimed up the Rapids. The two officers wiped their faces, put their jackets and swords back on, and acted like men who were satisfied with a productive morning. Then they headed off cheerfully toward the refreshment shed, with the Prince in the lead. Bert quickly started to follow them, but he found it impossible to get close enough and quietly enough to figure out where the food was hidden. When he spotted them again, they were sitting with their backs against the shed, plates on their laps, sharing a tin of corned beef and a plate of biscuits. They looked to be in decent spirits, and at one point the Prince even laughed. Seeing them eat made Bert abandon his plans. Driven by intense hunger, he suddenly appeared before them, about twenty yards away, gun in hand.
“'Ands up!” he said in a hard, ferocious voice.
“Hands up!” he said in a harsh, fierce voice.
The Prince hesitated, and then up went two pairs of hands. The gun had surprised them both completely.
The Prince hesitated, and then two pairs of hands shot up. The gun had caught them both completely off guard.
“Stand up,” said Bert.... “Drop that fork!”
“Stand up,” Bert said. “Drop that fork!”
They obeyed again.
They complied again.
“What nex'?” said Bert to himself. “'Orf stage, I suppose. That way,” he said. “Go!”
“What’s next?” Bert said to himself. “Off stage, I guess. That way,” he said. “Go!”
The Prince obeyed with remarkable alacrity. When he reached the head of the clearing, he said something quickly to the bird-faced man and they both, with an entire lack of dignity, RAN!
The Prince complied with impressive eagerness. When he got to the edge of the clearing, he said something quickly to the bird-faced man and they both, with no sense of dignity, RAN!
Bert was struck with an exasperating afterthought.
Bert was hit with an annoying afterthought.
“Gord!” he cried with infinite vexation. “Why! I ought to 'ave took their swords! 'Ere!”
“Gord!” he shouted in exasperation. “Why! I should have taken their swords! Here!”
But the Germans were already out of sight, and no doubt taking cover among the trees. Bert fell back upon imprecations, then he went up to the shed, cursorily examined the possibility of a flank attack, put his gun handy, and set to work, with a convulsive listening pause before each mouthful on the Prince's plate of corned beef. He had finished that up and handed its gleanings to the kitten and he was falling-to on the second plateful, when the plate broke in his hand! He stared, with the fact slowly creeping upon him that an instant before he had heard a crack among the thickets. Then he sprang to his feet, snatched up his gun in one hand and the tin of corned beef in the other, and fled round the shed to the other side of the clearing. As he did so came a second crack from the thickets, and something went phwit! by his ear.
But the Germans were already out of sight, probably hiding among the trees. Bert started cursing, then went to the shed, quickly checked for any chance of a side attack, kept his gun close, and began eating while pausing to listen before each bite of the Prince's plate of corned beef. After finishing that, he gave the leftovers to the kitten and was digging into a second plate when it shattered in his hand! He stared, realizing that just a moment earlier, he had heard a crack in the bushes. Then he jumped to his feet, grabbed his gun with one hand and the tin of corned beef with the other, and ran around the shed to the other side of the clearing. As he did, another crack came from the thickets, and something whizzed by his ear.
He didn't stop running until he was in what seemed to him a strongly defensible position near Luna Island. Then he took cover, panting, and crouched expectant.
He didn't stop running until he reached what felt to him like a well-defended spot near Luna Island. Then he took cover, breathing heavily, and crouched, waiting.
“They got a revolver after all!” he panted....
“They actually got a revolver!” he gasped....
“Wonder if they got two? If they 'ave—Gord! I'm done!
“Wonder if they have two? If they do—wow! I'm finished!
“Where's the kitten? Finishin' up that corned beef, I suppose. Little beggar!”
“Where's the kitten? Probably finishing up that corned beef. Little rascal!”
9
9
So it was that war began upon Goat Island. It lasted a day and a night, the longest day and the longest night in Bert's life. He had to lie close and listen and watch. Also he had to scheme what he should do. It was clear now that he had to kill these two men if he could, and that if they could, they would kill him. The prize was first food and then the flying-machine and the doubtful privilege of trying to ride it. If one failed, one would certainly be killed; if one succeeded, one would get away somewhere over there. For a time Bert tried to imagine what it was like over there. His mind ran over possibilities, deserts, angry Americans, Japanese, Chinese—perhaps Red Indians! (Were there still Red Indians?)
So it was that war broke out on Goat Island. It lasted a day and a night, the longest day and night of Bert's life. He had to stay low and listen and watch. He also had to figure out what to do. It was clear now that he had to kill these two men if he could, and that if they could, they would kill him. The prize was first food, then the flying machine, and the uncertain chance to try riding it. If one failed, one would definitely be killed; if one succeeded, one would escape somewhere over there. For a while, Bert tried to imagine what it was like over there. His mind wandered over possibilities: deserts, angry Americans, Japanese, Chinese—maybe even Native Americans! (Are there still Native Americans?)
“Got to take what comes,” said Bert. “No way out of it that I can see!”
“Got to take what comes,” Bert said. “I don't see a way out of it!”
Was that voices? He realised that his attention was wandering. For a time all his senses were very alert. The uproar of the Falls was very confusing, and it mixed in all sorts of sounds, like feet walking, like voices talking, like shouts and cries.
Was that voices? He realized that his mind was drifting. For a while, all his senses were on high alert. The noise from the Falls was really overwhelming, blending together all kinds of sounds, like footsteps, like people chatting, and like shouts and cries.
“Silly great catarac',” said Bert. “There ain't no sense in it, fallin' and fallin'.”
“Crazy big waterfall,” said Bert. “It doesn’t make any sense, just falling and falling.”
Never mind that, now! What were the Germans doing?
Never mind that for now! What were the Germans up to?
Would they go back to the flying-machine? They couldn't do anything with it, because he had those nuts and screws and the wrench and other tools. But suppose they found the second set of tools he had hidden in a tree! He had hidden the things well, of course, but they MIGHT find them. One wasn't sure, of course—one wasn't sure. He tried to remember just exactly how he had hidden those tools. He tried to persuade himself they were certainly and surely hidden, but his memory began to play antics. Had he really left the handle of the wrench sticking out, shining out at the fork of the branch?
Would they go back to the flying machine? They couldn't do anything with it because he had those nuts, screws, the wrench, and other tools. But what if they found the second set of tools he had hidden in a tree? He had hidden them well, of course, but they MIGHT find them. One wasn't sure, of course—one wasn't sure. He tried to remember exactly how he had hidden those tools. He tried to convince himself they were definitely hidden, but his memory started to play tricks. Had he really left the handle of the wrench sticking out, shining at the fork of the branch?
Ssh! What was that? Some one stirring in those bushes? Up went an expectant muzzle. No! Where was the kitten? No! It was just imagination, not even the kitten.
Ssh! What was that? Someone moving in those bushes? Up went an eager nose. No! Where was the kitten? No! It was just my imagination, not even the kitten.
The Germans would certainly miss and hunt about for the tools and nuts and screws he carried in his pockets; that was clear. Then they would decide he had them and come for him. He had only to remain still under cover, therefore, and he would get them. Was there any flaw in that? Would they take off more removable parts of the flying-machine and then lie up for him? No, they wouldn't do that, because they were two to one; they would have no apprehension of his getting off in the flying-machine, and no sound reason for supposing he would approach it, and so they would do nothing to damage or disable it. That he decided was clear. But suppose they lay up for him by the food. Well, that they wouldn't do, because they would know he had this corned beef; there was enough in this can to last, with moderation, several days. Of course they might try to tire him out instead of attacking him—
The Germans would definitely miss and search for the tools, nuts, and screws he kept in his pockets; that much was obvious. Then they would conclude that he had them and come after him. So, all he had to do was stay hidden, and he would get them. Was there anything wrong with that? Would they remove more parts from the flying machine and wait for him? No, they wouldn't do that because they had the advantage of numbers; they wouldn't worry about him escaping in the flying machine, and they had no good reason to think he would go near it, so they would leave it alone. That much he was sure of. But what if they set a trap for him by the food? Well, they wouldn’t do that either, because they would know he had this can of corned beef; it had enough to last him several days if he was careful. Of course, they might try to wear him out instead of directly attacking him—
He roused himself with a start. He had just grasped the real weakness of his position. He might go to sleep!
He jolted awake. He had just realized the true weakness of his situation. He could fall asleep!
It needed but ten minutes under the suggestion of that idea, before he realised that he was going to sleep!
It only took ten minutes of that idea for him to realize that he was going to fall asleep!
He rubbed his eyes and handled his gun. He had never before realised the intensely soporific effect of the American sun, of the American air, the drowsy, sleep-compelling uproar of Niagara. Hitherto these things had on the whole seemed stimulating....
He rubbed his eyes and held his gun. He had never before noticed how incredibly drowsy the American sun made him, or how the American air, along with the sleepy, overwhelming noise of Niagara, could make him feel so tired. Until now, these things had mostly felt energizing...
If he had not eaten so much and eaten it so fast, he would not be so heavy. Are vegetarians always bright?...
If he hadn't eaten so much and so quickly, he wouldn't be so heavy. Are vegetarians always so clever?...
He roused himself with a jerk again.
He woke up again.
If he didn't do something, he would fall asleep, and if he fell asleep, it was ten to one they would find him snoring, and finish him forthwith. If he sat motionless and noiseless, he would inevitably sleep. It was better, he told himself, to take even the risks of attacking than that. This sleep trouble, he felt, was going to beat him, must beat him in the end. They were all right; one could sleep and the other could watch. That, come to think of it, was what they would always do; one would do anything they wanted done, the other would lie under cover near at hand, ready to shoot. They might even trap him like that. One might act as a decoy.
If he didn’t do something, he would fall asleep, and if he fell asleep, there was a good chance they would find him snoring and finish him off right away. If he stayed completely still and quiet, he’d definitely end up sleeping. He told himself it was better to take the risks of attacking than to let that happen. This sleep problem, he felt, was going to beat him, and it must beat him eventually. They were right; one could sleep while the other kept watch. Come to think of it, that’s what they would always do: one would handle whatever needed to be done, while the other would lie hidden nearby, ready to shoot. They could even trap him that way. One might act as bait.
That set him thinking of decoys. What a fool he had been to throw his cap away. It would have been invaluable on a stick—especially at night.
That made him think about decoys. What a fool he had been to toss his cap away. It would have been so useful on a stick—especially at night.
He found himself wishing for a drink. He settled that for a time by putting a pebble in his mouth. And then the sleep craving returned.
He found himself wanting a drink. He temporarily fixed that by putting a pebble in his mouth. But then the urge to sleep came back.
It became clear to him he must attack. Like many great generals before him, he found his baggage, that is to say his tin of corned beef, a serious impediment to mobility. At last he decided to put the beef loose in his pocket and abandon the tin. It was not perhaps an ideal arrangement, but one must make sacrifices when one is campaigning. He crawled perhaps ten yards, and then for a time the possibilities of the situation paralysed him.
It became clear to him that he had to make a move. Like many great generals before him, he realized that his gear, specifically his tin of corned beef, was a serious obstacle to his mobility. Finally, he decided to put the beef directly in his pocket and ditch the tin. It wasn't exactly the best plan, but sacrifices have to be made when you're on a campaign. He crawled maybe ten yards, and then for a while, the possibilities of the situation left him feeling frozen.
The afternoon was still. The roar of the cataract simply threw up that immense stillness in relief. He was doing his best to contrive the death of two better men than himself. Also they were doing their best to contrive his. What, behind this silence, were they doing.
The afternoon was quiet. The sound of the waterfall only highlighted that immense stillness. He was trying his hardest to plan the downfall of two men who were better than him. They were also doing their best to bring about his end. What were they plotting behind this silence?
Suppose he came upon them suddenly and fired, and missed?
Suppose he suddenly showed up and fired, but missed?
10
10
He crawled, and halted listening, and crawled again until nightfall, and no doubt the German Alexander and his lieutenant did the same. A large scale map of Goat Island marked with red and blue lines to show these strategic movements would no doubt have displayed much interlacing, but as a matter of fact neither side saw anything of the other throughout that age-long day of tedious alertness. Bert never knew how near he got to them nor how far he kept from them. Night found him no longer sleepy, but athirst, and near the American Fall. He was inspired by the idea that his antagonists might be in the wreckage of the Hohenzollern cabins that was jammed against Green Island. He became enterprising, broke from any attempt to conceal himself, and went across the little bridge at the double. He found nobody. It was his first visit to these huge fragments of airships, and for a time he explored them curiously in the dim light. He discovered the forward cabin was nearly intact, with its door slanting downward and a corner under water. He crept in, drank, and then was struck by the brilliant idea of shutting the door and sleeping on it.
He crawled, stopped to listen, and crawled again until nightfall, and no doubt the German Alexander and his lieutenant did the same. A large map of Goat Island marked with red and blue lines to show these strategic movements would have shown a lot of interweaving, but in reality, neither side saw anything of the other throughout that long, tedious day of alertness. Bert never knew how close he got to them or how far away he was. Night found him no longer sleepy, but thirsty, and near the American Fall. He was inspired by the idea that his opponents might be in the wreckage of the Hohenzollern cabins that were jammed against Green Island. He became bold, stopped trying to hide, and crossed the small bridge quickly. He found nobody. It was his first visit to these massive fragments of airships, and for a while, he explored them curiously in the dim light. He discovered that the forward cabin was nearly intact, with its door slanting down and a corner under water. He crept in, drank, and then had the brilliant idea of shutting the door and sleeping on it.
But now he could not sleep at all.
But now he couldn’t sleep at all.
He nodded towards morning and woke up to find it fully day. He breakfasted on corned beef and water, and sat for a long time appreciative of the security of his position. At last he became enterprising and bold. He would, he decided, settle this business forthwith, one way or the other. He was tired of all this crawling. He set out in the morning sunshine, gun in hand, scarcely troubling to walk softly. He went round the refreshment shed without finding any one, and then through the trees towards the flying-machine. He came upon the bird-faced man sitting on the ground with his back against a tree, bent up over his folded arms, sleeping, his bandage very much over one eye.
He nodded towards the morning and woke up to find it was fully day. He had corned beef and water for breakfast and sat for a long time enjoying the security of his position. Finally, he felt adventurous and bold. He decided he would settle this matter right away, one way or another. He was tired of all the sneaking around. He stepped out into the morning sunshine, gun in hand, hardly bothering to walk quietly. He went around the refreshment shed but didn’t find anyone, then went through the trees towards the flying machine. He found the bird-faced man sitting on the ground with his back against a tree, hunched over his folded arms, sleeping, with his bandage mostly over one eye.
Bert stopped abruptly and stood perhaps fifteen yards away, gun in hand ready. Where was the Prince? Then, sticking out at the side of the tree beyond, he saw a shoulder. Bert took five deliberate paces to the left. The great man became visible, leaning up against the trunk, pistol in one hand and sword in the other, and yawning—yawning. You can't shoot a yawning man Bert found. He advanced upon his antagonist with his gun levelled, some foolish fancy of “hands up” in his mind. The Prince became aware of him, the yawning mouth shut like a trap and he stood stiffly up. Bert stopped, silent. For a moment the two regarded one another.
Bert suddenly halted and stood about fifteen yards away, gun ready in his hand. Where was the Prince? Then, he noticed a shoulder sticking out from the side of the tree. Bert took five deliberate steps to the left. The great man came into view, leaning against the trunk, pistol in one hand and sword in the other, casually yawning—yawning. Bert realized he couldn't shoot a man who was yawning. He moved toward his opponent with his gun aimed, his mind caught up in some foolish idea of “hands up.” The Prince noticed him, his yawning mouth snapping shut like a trap as he straightened up. Bert paused, silent. For a moment, the two stared at each other.
Had the Prince been a wise man he would, I suppose, have dodged behind the tree. Instead, he gave vent to a shout, and raised pistol and sword. At that, like an automaton, Bert pulled his trigger.
If the Prince had been smart, he would have hidden behind the tree. Instead, he shouted and raised his pistol and sword. In response, like a robot, Bert pulled the trigger.
It was his first experience of an oxygen-containing bullet. A great flame spurted from the middle of the Prince, a blinding flare, and there came a thud like the firing of a gun. Something hot and wet struck Bert's face. Then through a whirl of blinding smoke and steam he saw limbs and a collapsing, burst body fling themselves to earth.
It was his first encounter with a bullet that contained oxygen. A huge flame shot out from the center of the Prince, creating a blinding flash, and there was a thud like the sound of a gunshot. Something hot and wet hit Bert's face. Then, through a swirl of blinding smoke and steam, he saw arms and a collapsing, exploded body fall to the ground.
Bert was so astonished that he stood agape, and the bird-faced officer might have cut him to the earth without a struggle. But instead the bird-faced officer was running away through the undergrowth, dodging as he went. Bert roused himself to a brief ineffectual pursuit, but he had no stomach for further killing. He returned to the mangled, scattered thing that had so recently been the great Prince Karl Albert. He surveyed the scorched and splashed vegetation about it. He made some speculative identifications. He advanced gingerly and picked up the hot revolver, to find all its chambers strained and burst. He became aware of a cheerful and friendly presence. He was greatly shocked that one so young should see so frightful a scene.
Bert was so shocked that he stood there with his mouth open, and the bird-faced officer could have taken him down without a fight. But instead, the bird-faced officer ran off through the bushes, dodging along the way. Bert snapped out of it and made a half-hearted attempt to chase after him, but he wasn’t in the mood for more violence. He returned to the mangled, scattered remains of what had once been the great Prince Karl Albert. He looked over the scorched and splattered vegetation around it. He made some guesses about what he was seeing. He cautiously approached and picked up the hot revolver, only to find that all its chambers were damaged and exploded. He then noticed a cheerful and friendly presence. He was deeply disturbed that someone so young had to witness such a horrifying scene.
“'Ere, Kitty,” he said, “this ain't no place for you.”
“Hey, Kitty,” he said, “this isn't the right place for you.”
He made three strides across the devastated area, captured the kitten neatly, and went his way towards the shed, with her purring loudly on his shoulder.
He took three strides across the ruined area, picked up the kitten effortlessly, and headed toward the shed, with her purring loudly on his shoulder.
“YOU don't seem to mind,” he said.
“YOU don't seem to care,” he said.
For a time he fussed about the shed, and at last discovered the rest of the provisions hidden in the roof. “Seems 'ard,” he said, as he administered a saucerful of milk, “when you get three men in a 'ole like this, they can't work together. But 'im and 'is princing was jest a bit too thick!”
For a while, he paced around the shed and eventually found the remaining supplies hidden in the roof. “Seems tough,” he said, pouring a saucer of milk, “when you get three guys in a place like this, they can’t cooperate. But him and his show-off attitude was just a bit too much!”
“Gaw!” he reflected, sitting on the counter and eating, “what a thing life is! 'Ere am I; I seen 'is picture, 'eard 'is name since I was a kid in frocks. Prince Karl Albert! And if any one 'ad tole me I was going to blow 'im to smithereens—there! I shouldn't 'ave believed it, Kitty.
“Wow!” he thought, sitting on the counter and eating, “what a thing life is! Here I am; I’ve seen his picture and heard his name since I was a kid. Prince Karl Albert! And if anyone had told me I was going to blow him to smithereens—there! I wouldn’t have believed it, Kitty.
“That chap at Margit ought to 'ave tole me about it. All 'e tole me was that I got a weak chess.
“That guy at Margit should’ve told me about it. All he told me was that I have a weak chess.”
“That other chap, 'e ain't going to do much. Wonder what I ought to do about 'im?”
“That other guy, he’s not going to do much. I wonder what I should do about him?”
He surveyed the trees with a keen blue eye and fingered the gun on his knee. “I don't like this killing, Kitty,” he said. “It's like Kurt said about being blooded. Seems to me you got to be blooded young.... If that Prince 'ad come up to me and said, 'Shake 'ands!' I'd 'ave shook 'ands.... Now 'ere's that other chap, dodging about! 'E's got 'is 'ead 'urt already, and there's something wrong with his leg. And burns. Golly! it isn't three weeks ago I first set eyes on 'im, and then 'e was smart and set up—'ands full of 'air-brushes and things, and swearin' at me. A regular gentleman! Now 'e's 'arfway to a wild man. What am I to do with 'im? What the 'ell am I to do with 'im? I can't leave 'im 'ave that flying-machine; that's a bit too good, and if I don't kill 'im, 'e'll jest 'ang about this island and starve....
He looked over the trees with a sharp blue eye and fiddled with the gun on his knee. “I don’t like this killing, Kitty,” he said. “It’s like Kurt said about getting blooded. It seems to me you have to get blooded young…. If that Prince had come up to me and said, ‘Let’s shake hands!’ I would have shaken hands…. Now here’s that other guy, dodging around! He’s already got a hurt head, and there’s something wrong with his leg. And burns. Wow! It’s not even three weeks since I first saw him, and back then he was all smart and put together—hands full of airbrushes and stuff, swearing at me. A regular gentleman! Now he’s halfway to being a wild man. What am I supposed to do with him? What the hell am I supposed to do with him? I can’t let him keep that flying machine; that’s a bit too valuable, and if I don’t kill him, he’ll just hang around this island and starve....
“'E's got a sword, of course”....
“He's got a sword, of course.”
He resumed his philosophising after he had lit a cigarette.
He started thinking deeply again after he had lit a cigarette.
“War's a silly gaim, Kitty. It's a silly gaim! We common people—we were fools. We thought those big people knew what they were up to—and they didn't. Look at that chap! 'E 'ad all Germany be'ind 'im, and what 'as 'e made of it? Smeshin' and blunderin' and destroyin', and there 'e 'is! Jest a mess of blood and boots and things! Jest an 'orrid splash! Prince Karl Albert! And all the men 'e led and the ships 'e 'ad, the airships, and the dragon-fliers—all scattered like a paper-chase between this 'ole and Germany. And fightin' going on and burnin' and killin' that 'e started, war without end all over the world!
“War's a ridiculous game, Kitty. It's a ridiculous game! Us common folks—we were fools. We thought those powerful people knew what they were doing—and they didn’t. Look at that guy! He had all of Germany behind him, and what did he make of it? Messing up and causing destruction, and there he is! Just a mess of blood and boots and stuff! Just an awful splash! Prince Karl Albert! And all the men he led and the ships he had, the airships, and the dragon-fliers—all scattered like a paper chase between this hole and Germany. And fighting going on, burning and killing that he started, war without end all over the world!
“I suppose I shall 'ave to kill that other chap. I suppose I must. But it ain't at all the sort of job I fancy, Kitty!”
“I guess I’ll have to kill that other guy. I guess I must. But it’s really not the kind of job I like, Kitty!”
For a time he hunted about the island amidst the uproar of the waterfall, looking for the wounded officer, and at last he started him out of some bushes near the head of Biddle Stairs. But as he saw the bent and bandaged figure in limping flight before him, he found his Cockney softness too much for him again; he could neither shoot nor pursue. “I carn't,” he said, “that's flat. I 'aven't the guts for it! 'E'll 'ave to go.”
For a while, he searched around the island amidst the noise of the waterfall, looking for the injured officer, and finally spotted him hiding in some bushes near the top of Biddle Stairs. But when he saw the hunched and bandaged figure limping away from him, he found his Cockney sensitivity overwhelming once more; he couldn't shoot or chase after him. “I can't,” he said, “that's it. I don't have the guts for it! He'll have to go.”
He turned his steps towards the flying-machine....
He made his way toward the flying machine...
He never saw the bird-faced officer again, nor any further evidence of his presence. Towards evening he grew fearful of ambushes and hunted vigorously for an hour or so, but in vain. He slept in a good defensible position at the extremity of the rocky point that runs out to the Canadian Fall, and in the night he woke in panic terror and fired his gun. But it was nothing. He slept no more that night. In the morning he became curiously concerned for the vanished man, and hunted for him as one might for an erring brother.
He never saw the bird-faced officer again, nor any sign of his presence. As evening approached, he became anxious about possible ambushes and searched intensely for about an hour, but found nothing. He settled down to sleep in a good defensive spot at the end of the rocky point that juts out toward the Canadian Fall. During the night, he woke up in a panic and fired his gun, but it was empty. He couldn't fall back asleep after that. In the morning, he felt a strange concern for the missing man and searched for him as someone might for a wayward brother.
“If I knew some German,” he said, “I'd 'oller. It's jest not knowing German does it. You can't explain'”
“If I knew some German,” he said, “I’d shout. It’s just not knowing German that does it. You can’t explain.”
He discovered, later, traces of an attempt to cross the gap in the broken bridge. A rope with a bolt attached had been flung across and had caught in a fenestration of a projecting fragment of railing. The end of the rope trailed in the seething water towards the fall.
He found, later, signs of an attempt to cross the gap in the broken bridge. A rope with a bolt attached had been thrown across and had gotten caught in an opening of a jutting piece of railing. The end of the rope dangled in the churning water towards the waterfall.
But the bird-faced officer was already rubbing shoulders with certain inert matter that had once been Lieutenant Kurt and the Chinese aeronaut and a dead cow, and much other uncongenial company, in the huge circle of the Whirlpool two and a quarter miles away. Never had that great gathering place, that incessant, aimless, unprogressive hurry of waste and battered things, been so crowded with strange and melancholy derelicts. Round they went and round, and every day brought its new contributions, luckless brutes, shattered fragments of boat and flying-machine, endless citizens from the cities upon the shores of the great lakes above. Much came from Cleveland. It all gathered here, and whirled about indefinitely, and over it all gathered daily a greater abundance of birds.
But the bird-faced officer was already mingling with some lifeless things that used to be Lieutenant Kurt, the Chinese pilot, a dead cow, and many other unpleasant companions in the massive whirlpool two and a quarter miles away. Never before had that vast gathering spot, a place of endless, aimless, unproductive waste and broken things, been so filled with strange and sorrowful castaways. They spun around and around, and each day brought new additions—unfortunate creatures, shattered pieces of boats and flying machines, countless residents from the cities along the shores of the great lakes above. A lot came from Cleveland. Everything collected here, swirling around indefinitely, while an increasing number of birds gathered overhead each day.
CHAPTER X. THE WORLD UNDER THE WAR
1
Bert spent two more days upon Goat Island, and finished all his provisions except the cigarettes and mineral water, before he brought himself to try the Asiatic flying-machine.
Bert spent two more days on Goat Island and finished all his supplies except for the cigarettes and mineral water before he finally decided to try the Asian flying machine.
Even at last he did not so much go off upon it as get carried off. It had taken only an hour or so to substitute wing stays from the second flying-machine and to replace the nuts he had himself removed. The engine was in working order, and differed only very simply and obviously from that of a contemporary motor-bicycle. The rest of the time was taken up by a vast musing and delaying and hesitation. Chiefly he saw himself splashing into the rapids and whirling down them to the Fall, clutching and drowning, but also he had a vision of being hopelessly in the air, going fast and unable to ground. His mind was too concentrated upon the business of flying for him to think very much of what might happen to an indefinite-spirited Cockney without credential who arrived on an Asiatic flying-machine amidst the war-infuriated population beyond.
Even in the end, he didn’t really take off; he got carried away. It only took about an hour to swap out the wing stays from the second flying machine and put back the nuts he had removed himself. The engine was working fine and was only slightly different from a modern motorbike. The rest of the time was filled with deep thoughts, delays, and second-guessing. Mostly, he imagined himself crashing into the rapids and being swept down to the waterfall, struggling and drowning, but he also envisioned himself stuck in the air, flying fast and unable to land. He was so focused on the flying that he didn’t think much about what could happen to an aimless Cockney without credentials who showed up on an Asian flying machine in a war-torn area.
He still had a lingering solicitude for the bird-faced officer. He had a haunting fancy he might be lying disabled or badly smashed in some way in some nook or cranny of the Island; and it was only after a most exhaustive search that he abandoned that distressing idea. “If I found 'im,” he reasoned the while, “what could I do wiv 'im? You can't blow a chap's brains out when 'e's down. And I don' see 'ow else I can 'elp 'im.”
He still felt a lingering worry for the bird-faced officer. He had a nagging thought that he might be lying hurt or badly injured somewhere on the Island, and it was only after a thorough search that he let go of that troubling idea. “If I found him,” he thought, “what could I do with him? You can’t shoot a guy when he’s down. And I don’t see how else I can help him.”
Then the kitten bothered his highly developed sense of social responsibility. “If I leave 'er, she'll starve.... Ought to catch mice for 'erself.... ARE there mice?... Birds?... She's too young.... She's like me; she's a bit too civilised.”
Then the kitten nagged at his strong sense of social responsibility. “If I leave her, she'll go hungry.... She should catch mice for herself.... ARE there even mice?... Birds?... She's too young.... She's like me; she's a bit too civilized.”
Finally he stuck her in his side pocket and she became greatly interested in the memories of corned beef she found there. With her in his pocket, he seated himself in the saddle of the flying-machine. Big, clumsy thing it was—and not a bit like a bicycle. Still the working of it was fairly plain. You set the engine going—SO; kicked yourself up until the wheel was vertical, SO; engaged the gyroscope, SO, and then—then—you just pulled up this lever.
Finally, he tucked her into his side pocket, and she became really interested in the memories of corned beef she discovered there. With her in his pocket, he climbed onto the saddle of the flying machine. It was a big, awkward thing—not at all like a bicycle. Still, the operation was pretty straightforward. You started the engine—like this; kicked yourself up until the wheel was vertical, like this; engaged the gyroscope, like this; and then—then—you just pulled this lever.
Rather stiff it was, but suddenly it came over—
Rather stiff it was, but suddenly it hit—
The big curved wings on either side flapped disconcertingly, flapped again' click, clock, click, clock, clitter-clock!
The large curved wings on either side flapped awkwardly, flapped again—click, clock, click, clock, clitter-clock!
Stop! The thing was heading for the water; its wheel was in the water. Bert groaned from his heart and struggled to restore the lever to its first position. Click, clock, clitter-clock, he was rising! The machine was lifting its dripping wheel out of the eddies, and he was going up! There was no stopping now, no good in stopping now. In another moment Bert, clutching and convulsive and rigid, with staring eyes and a face pale as death, was flapping up above the Rapids, jerking to every jerk of the wings, and rising, rising.
Stop! The thing was heading for the water; its wheel was in the water. Bert groaned deeply and fought to get the lever back to where it belonged. Click, clock, clitter-clock, he was rising! The machine was lifting its dripping wheel out of the current, and he was going up! There was no stopping now, no point in stopping now. In a moment, Bert, clutching tightly and with his body tense, eyes wide and face pale as death, was soaring above the Rapids, jerking with every movement of the wings, and rising, rising.
There was no comparison in dignity and comfort between a flying-machine and a balloon. Except in its moments of descent, the balloon was a vehicle of faultless urbanity; this was a buck-jumping mule, a mule that jumped up and never came down again. Click, clock, click, clock; with each beat of the strangely shaped wings it jumped Bert upward and caught him neatly again half a second later on the saddle. And while in ballooning there is no wind, since the balloon is a part of the wind, flying is a wild perpetual creation of and plunging into wind. It was a wind that above all things sought to blind him, to force him to close his eyes. It occurred to him presently to twist his knees and legs inward and grip with them, or surely he would have been bumped into two clumsy halves. And he was going up, a hundred yards high, two hundred, three hundred, over the streaming, frothing wilderness of water below—up, up, up. That was all right, but how presently would one go horizontally? He tried to think if these things did go horizontally. No! They flapped up and then they soared down. For a time he would keep on flapping up. Tears streamed from his eyes. He wiped them with one temerariously disengaged hand.
There was no comparison in dignity and comfort between a flying machine and a balloon. Except when it was coming down, the balloon was a perfectly smooth ride; this was a bucking mule, a mule that jumped up and never came down again. Click, clock, click, clock; with each beat of the oddly shaped wings, it propelled Bert upward and caught him neatly again half a second later on the saddle. And while in ballooning there is no wind, since the balloon is part of the wind, flying is a wild, constant creation of and dive into the wind. It was a wind that above all else tried to blind him, to force him to shut his eyes. He suddenly thought to twist his knees and legs inward and grip with them, or he surely would have been knocked into two clumsy halves. And he was going up, a hundred yards high, two hundred, three hundred, over the rushing, frothing wilderness of water below—up, up, up. That was fine, but how would one go horizontally? He tried to think if these things did go horizontally. No! They flapped up and then they dove down. For a while, he would keep flapping up. Tears streamed from his eyes. He wiped them with one recklessly freed hand.
Was it better to risk a fall over land or over water—such water?
Was it better to risk a fall on land or in water—such dangerous water?
He was flapping up above the Upper Rapids towards Buffalo. It was at any rate a comfort that the Falls and the wild swirl of waters below them were behind him. He was flying up straight. That he could see. How did one turn?
He was soaring high above the Upper Rapids heading towards Buffalo. At least it was comforting that the Falls and the tumultuous waters below were now behind him. He was flying straight up. He could definitely see that. But how did one turn?
He was presently almost cool, and his eyes got more used to the rush of air, but he was getting very high, very high. He tilted his head forwards and surveyed the country, blinking. He could see all over Buffalo, a place with three great blackened scars of ruin, and hills and stretches beyond. He wondered if he was half a mile high, or more. There were some people among some houses near a railway station between Niagara and Buffalo, and then more people. They went like ants busily in and out of the houses. He saw two motor cars gliding along the road towards Niagara city. Then far away in the south he saw a great Asiatic airship going eastward. “Oh, Gord!” he said, and became earnest in his ineffectual attempts to alter his direction. But that airship took no notice of him, and he continued to ascend convulsively. The world got more and more extensive and maplike. Click, clock, clitter-clock. Above him and very near to him now was a hazy stratum of cloud.
He was starting to feel cool, and his eyes were getting used to the rush of air, but he was really high up, very high. He leaned forward and looked over the landscape, blinking. He could see all of Buffalo, marked by three large, dark scars of destruction, with hills and expanses beyond. He wondered if he was half a mile high, or more. There were some people among the houses near a train station between Niagara and Buffalo, and then more people. They moved like ants, busily going in and out of the houses. He spotted two cars smoothly driving along the road toward Niagara City. Far off to the south, he noticed a large Asian airship heading east. “Oh, gosh!” he said, and became serious in his futile attempts to change his direction. But that airship didn’t pay any attention to him, and he continued to rise uncontrollably. The world became more and more expansive and map-like. Click, clock, clitter-clock. Above him, very close now, was a hazy layer of clouds.
He determined to disengage the wing clutch. He did so. The lever resisted his strength for a time, then over it came, and instantly the tail of the machine cocked up and the wings became rigidly spread. Instantly everything was swift and smooth and silent. He was gliding rapidly down the air against a wild gale of wind, his eyes three-quarters shut.
He decided to disengage the wing clutch. He did it. The lever resisted his strength for a bit, but then it gave way, and immediately the tail of the machine lifted up and the wings spread out stiffly. Suddenly, everything was quick, smooth, and silent. He was gliding quickly through the air against a strong wind, with his eyes three-quarters closed.
A little lever that had hitherto been obdurate now confessed itself mobile. He turned it over gently to the right, and whiroo!—the left wing had in some mysterious way given at its edge and he was sweeping round and downward in an immense right-handed spiral. For some moments he experienced all the helpless sensations of catastrophe. He restored the lever to its middle position with some difficulty, and the wings were equalised again.
A small lever that had been stubborn until now finally showed it could move. He gently turned it to the right, and whoosh!—the left wing suddenly shifted at its edge, and he began to spiral downwards in a huge rightward circle. For a few moments, he felt completely helpless, as if disaster was about to strike. He managed to return the lever to its neutral position with some effort, and the wings were balanced once more.
He turned it to the left and had a sensation of being spun round backwards. “Too much!” he gasped.
He turned it to the left and felt like he was being spun around backwards. “Too much!” he gasped.
He discovered that he was rushing down at a headlong pace towards a railway line and some factory buildings. They appeared to be tearing up to him to devour him. He must have dropped all that height. For a moment he had the ineffectual sensations of one whose bicycle bolts downhill. The ground had almost taken him by surprise. “'Ere!” he cried; and then with a violent effort of all his being he got the beating engine at work again and set the wings flapping. He swooped down and up and resumed his quivering and pulsating ascent of the air.
He realized he was rushing down at breakneck speed toward a railway line and some factory buildings. They seemed to be racing up to him, ready to swallow him whole. He must have dropped from a great height. For a moment, he felt helpless, like someone whose bike is speeding downhill. The ground nearly caught him off guard. “Hey!” he shouted; then, with a strong effort from deep within, he got his wings moving again and started flapping. He swooped down and back up, continuing his trembling and pulsating ascent into the air.
He went high again, until he had a wide view of the pleasant upland country of western New York State, and then made a long coast down, and so up again, and then a coast. Then as he came swooping a quarter of a mile above a village he saw people running about, running away—evidently in relation to his hawk-like passage. He got an idea that he had been shot at.
He went up high again until he had a clear view of the beautiful hilly landscape of western New York State, then he glided down for a long stretch, went back up, and then glided again. As he swooped about a quarter of a mile above a village, he noticed people running around, clearly trying to get away—probably in response to his hawk-like flight. He got the sense that someone had shot at him.
“Up!” he said, and attacked that lever again. It came over with remarkable docility, and suddenly the wings seemed to give way in the middle. But the engine was still! It had stopped. He flung the lever back rather by instinct than design. What to do?
“Up!” he said, and pulled the lever again. It moved surprisingly easily, and suddenly the wings seemed to buckle in the middle. But the engine was quiet! It had shut down. He pushed the lever back more out of instinct than intention. What should he do?
Much happened in a few seconds, but also his mind was quick, he thought very quickly. He couldn't get up again, he was gliding down the air; he would have to hit something.
A lot happened in just a few seconds, and his mind was sharp; he was thinking fast. He couldn’t get back up; he was falling through the air, and he was going to crash into something.
He was travelling at the rate of perhaps thirty miles an hour down, down.
He was traveling at about thirty miles per hour, going down, down.
That plantation of larches looked the softest thing—mossy almost!
That larch grove looked incredibly soft—almost mossy!
Could he get it? He gave himself to the steering. Round to the right—left!
Could he handle it? He focused on the steering. Turn right—no, left!
Swirroo! Crackle! He was gliding over the tops of the trees, ploughing through them, tumbling into a cloud of green sharp leaves and black twigs. There was a sudden snapping, and he fell off the saddle forward, a thud and a crashing of branches. Some twigs hit him smartly in the face....
Swirroo! Crackle! He was gliding over the treetops, cutting through them, tumbling into a cloud of green, sharp leaves and black twigs. Suddenly, there was a snap, and he fell off the saddle, landing forward with a thud and crashing branches. Some twigs snapped against his face...
He was between a tree-stem and the saddle, with his leg over the steering lever and, so far as he could realise, not hurt. He tried to alter his position and free his leg, and found himself slipping and dropping through branches with everything giving way beneath him. He clutched and found himself in the lower branches of a tree beneath the flying-machine. The air was full of a pleasant resinous smell. He stared for a moment motionless, and then very carefully clambered down branch by branch to the soft needle-covered ground below.
He was wedged between a tree trunk and the saddle, his leg draped over the steering lever, and, as far as he could tell, he wasn’t hurt. He attempted to shift his position and free his leg, only to find himself slipping and falling through the branches as everything collapsed around him. He grabbed onto something and realized he was in the lower branches of a tree beneath the flying machine. The air was filled with a nice, resinous scent. He stared for a moment, frozen, and then carefully climbed down branch by branch to the soft, needle-covered ground below.
“Good business,” he said, looking up at the bent and tilted kite-wings above.
“Good business,” he said, glancing up at the bent and tilted kite wings above.
“I dropped soft!”
"I dropped softly!"
He rubbed his chin with his hand and meditated. “Blowed if I don't think I'm a rather lucky fellow!” he said, surveying the pleasant sun-bespattered ground under the trees. Then he became aware of a violent tumult at his side. “Lord!” he said, “You must be 'arf smothered,” and extracted the kitten from his pocket-handkerchief and pocket. She was twisted and crumpled and extremely glad to see the light again. Her little tongue peeped between her teeth. He put her down, and she ran a dozen paces and shook herself and stretched and sat up and began to wash.
He rubbed his chin and thought to himself, “I’d be lying if I said I don’t feel pretty lucky!” He glanced at the lovely sun-dappled ground beneath the trees. Then he noticed a loud commotion next to him. “Wow!” he exclaimed, “You must be half smothered,” as he pulled the kitten out from his handkerchief and pocket. She was all twisted and crumpled but thrilled to see the light again. Her tiny tongue poked out between her teeth. He set her down, and she darted off a few paces, shook herself, stretched, sat up, and started to groom herself.
“Nex'?” he said, looking about him, and then with a gesture of vexation, “Desh it! I ought to 'ave brought that gun!”
“Nex'?” he said, looking around, and then with a gesture of frustration, “Damn it! I should have brought that gun!”
He had rested it against a tree when he had seated himself in the flying-machine saddle.
He had leaned it against a tree when he sat down in the flying-machine saddle.
He was puzzled for a time by the immense peacefulness in the quality of the world, and then he perceived that the roar of the cataract was no longer in his ears.
He was confused for a while by the incredible calmness in the world's atmosphere, and then he realized that the sound of the waterfall was no longer in his ears.
2
2
He had no very clear idea of what sort of people he might come upon in this country. It was, he knew, America. Americans he had always understood were the citizens of a great and powerful nation, dry and humorous in their manner, addicted to the use of the bowie-knife and revolver, and in the habit of talking through the nose like Norfolkshire, and saying “allow” and “reckon” and “calculate,” after the manner of the people who live on the New Forest side of Hampshire. Also they were very rich, had rocking-chairs, and put their feet at unusual altitudes, and they chewed tobacco, gum, and other substances, with untiring industry. Commingled with them were cowboys, Red Indians, and comic, respectful niggers. This he had learnt from the fiction in his public library. Beyond that he had learnt very little. He was not surprised therefore when he met armed men.
He didn't have a clear idea of what kind of people he might encounter in this country. He knew it was America. He always thought Americans were the citizens of a powerful nation, dry and humorous in their manner, fond of using bowie knives and revolvers, and often speaking nasally like people from Norfolk, saying things like “allow,” “reckon,” and “calculate,” similar to those living near the New Forest in Hampshire. He also knew they were quite wealthy, had rocking chairs, put their feet up at odd angles, and chewed tobacco, gum, and other things with relentless dedication. Alongside them were cowboys, Native Americans, and comedic yet respectful Black people. This was what he had learned from the fiction in his public library. Beyond that, he hadn't learned much else. So he wasn't surprised when he encountered armed men.
He decided to abandon the shattered flying-machine. He wandered through the trees for some time, and then struck a road that seemed to his urban English eyes to be remarkably wide but not properly “made.” Neither hedge nor ditch nor curbed distinctive footpath separated it from the woods, and it went in that long easy curve which distinguishes the tracks of an open continent. Ahead he saw a man carrying a gun under his arm, a man in a soft black hat, a blue blouse, and black trousers, and with a broad round-fat face quite innocent of goatee. This person regarded him askance and heard him speak with a start.
He decided to leave the wrecked flying machine behind. He wandered through the trees for a while, then came across a road that seemed really wide to his city-dwelling eyes but wasn’t properly constructed. There were no hedges, ditches, or defined footpaths separating it from the woods, and it followed a long, gentle curve typical of open country trails. Up ahead, he saw a man carrying a gun under his arm. The man wore a soft black hat, a blue shirt, and black pants, and had a broad, round face that was completely clean-shaven. This person looked at him with curiosity and jumped a bit when he heard him speak.
“Can you tell me whereabouts I am at all?” asked Bert.
“Can you tell me where I am?” asked Bert.
The man regarded him, and more particularly his rubber boots, with sinister suspicion. Then he replied in a strange outlandish tongue that was, as a matter of fact, Czech. He ended suddenly at the sight of Bert's blank face with “Don't spik English.”
The man looked at him, especially at his rubber boots, with a suspicious glare. Then he responded in a weird, foreign language that was actually Czech. He abruptly stopped when he saw Bert's confused expression and said, “Don't spik English.”
“Oh!” said Bert. He reflected gravely for a moment, and then went his way.
“Oh!” said Bert. He thought seriously for a moment, and then went on his way.
“Thenks,” he, said as an afterthought. The man regarded his back for a moment, was struck with an idea, began an abortive gesture, sighed, gave it up, and went on also with a depressed countenance.
“Thanks,” he said as an afterthought. The man looked at his back for a moment, had a sudden idea, started to make a gesture, sighed, gave up, and continued on with a gloomy expression.
Presently Bert came to a big wooden house standing casually among the trees. It looked a bleak, bare box of a house to him, no creeper grew on it, no hedge nor wall nor fence parted it off from the woods about it. He stopped before the steps that led up to the door, perhaps thirty yards away. The place seemed deserted. He would have gone up to the door and rapped, but suddenly a big black dog appeared at the side and regarded him. It was a huge heavy-jawed dog of some unfamiliar breed, and it, wore a spike-studded collar. It did not bark nor approach him, it just bristled quietly and emitted a single sound like a short, deep cough.
Bert arrived at a large wooden house sitting casually among the trees. To him, it looked like a stark, bare box; no vines grew on it, and there were no hedges, walls, or fences separating it from the surrounding woods. He paused at the steps leading up to the door, about thirty yards away. The place felt abandoned. He considered going up to the door and knocking, but suddenly a big black dog appeared from the side and stared at him. It was a massive, heavy-jawed dog of an unfamiliar breed, wearing a spiked collar. It didn’t bark or approach him; it just stood stiffly and let out a single sound that resembled a short, deep cough.
Bert hesitated and went on.
Bert paused and continued.
He stopped thirty paces away and stood peering about him among the trees. “If I 'aven't been and lef' that kitten,” he said.
He stopped thirty steps away and stood looking around among the trees. “If I haven’t left that kitten,” he said.
Acute sorrow wrenched him for a time. The black dog came through the trees to get a better look at him and coughed that well-bred cough again. Bert resumed the road.
Acute sorrow twisted him for a while. The black dog emerged from the trees to get a better look at him and cleared its throat with that refined cough again. Bert continued on the road.
“She'll do all right,” he said.... “She'll catch things.
“She'll be fine,” he said.... “She'll pick up on things.
“She'll do all right,” he said presently, without conviction. But if it had not been for the black dog, he would have gone back.
“She'll be fine,” he said after a moment, lacking confidence. But if it hadn't been for the black dog, he would have turned back.
When he was out of sight of the house and the black dog, he went into the woods on the other side of the way and emerged after an interval trimming a very tolerable cudgel with his pocket-knife. Presently he saw an attractive-looking rock by the track and picked it up and put it in his pocket. Then he came to three or four houses, wooden like the last, each with an ill-painted white verandah (that was his name for it) and all standing in the same casual way upon the ground. Behind, through the woods, he saw pig-stys and a rooting black sow leading a brisk, adventurous family. A wild-looking woman with sloe-black eyes and dishevelled black hair sat upon the steps of one of the houses nursing a baby, but at the sight of Bert she got up and went inside, and he heard her bolting the door. Then a boy appeared among the pig-stys, but he would not understand Bert's hail.
When he was out of sight of the house and the black dog, he went into the woods on the other side of the road and came out later, trimming a pretty decent stick with his pocket knife. Soon, he noticed an interesting rock by the path, picked it up, and put it in his pocket. Then he arrived at three or four houses, all wooden like the last one, each with a badly painted white porch (that’s what he called it) and all sitting casually on the ground. Behind them, through the woods, he saw pig pens and a foraging black sow leading a lively group of piglets. A wild-looking woman with dark eyes and messy black hair was sitting on the steps of one of the houses nursing a baby, but when she saw Bert, she stood up and went inside, and he heard her lock the door. Then a boy appeared among the pig pens, but he didn’t respond to Bert’s greeting.
“I suppose it is America!” said Bert.
“I guess it’s America!” said Bert.
The houses became more frequent down the road, and he passed two other extremely wild and dirty-looking men without addressing them. One carried a gun and the other a hatchet, and they scrutinised him and his cudgel scornfully. Then he struck a cross-road with a mono-rail at its side, and there was a notice board at the corner with “Wait here for the cars.” “That's all right, any'ow,” said Bert. “Wonder 'ow long I should 'ave to wait?” It occurred to him that in the present disturbed state of the country the service might be interrupted, and as there seemed more houses to the right than the left he turned to the right. He passed an old negro. “'Ullo!” said Bert. “Goo' morning!”
The houses appeared more often as he walked down the road, and he passed two other extremely scruffy-looking men without saying a word to them. One had a gun and the other a hatchet, and they looked at him and his club with disdain. Then he hit a crossroad with a monorail alongside it, and there was a sign at the corner that said, “Wait here for the cars.” “That’s fine, anyway,” said Bert. “I wonder how long I’ll have to wait?” He realized that in the current chaotic state of the country, the service might be unreliable, and since there seemed to be more houses to the right than to the left, he turned right. He passed an old Black man. “Hey there!” said Bert. “Good morning!”
“Good day, sah!” said the old negro, in a voice of almost incredible richness.
“Good day, sir!” said the old Black man, in a voice of almost incredible richness.
“What's the name of this place?” asked Bert.
“What's the name of this place?” Bert asked.
“Tanooda, sah!” said the negro.
"Got it, sir!" said the man.
“Thenks!” said Bert.
"Thanks!" said Bert.
“Thank YOU, sah!” said the negro, overwhelmingly.
“Thank YOU, sir!” said the man, filled with gratitude.
Bert came to houses of the same detached, unwalled, wooden type, but adorned now with enamelled advertisements partly in English and partly in Esperanto. Then he came to what he concluded was a grocer's shop. It was the first house that professed the hospitality of an open door, and from within came a strangely familiar sound. “Gaw!” he said searching in his pockets. “Why! I 'aven't wanted money for free weeks! I wonder if I—Grubb 'ad most of it. Ah!” He produced a handful of coins and regarded it; three pennies, sixpence, and a shilling. “That's all right,” he said, forgetting a very obvious consideration.
Bert arrived at houses of the same detached, unguarded wooden style, but now decorated with enamel ads partly in English and partly in Esperanto. Then he reached what he figured was a grocery store. It was the first place that welcomed him with an open door, and from inside came a strangely familiar sound. “Gaw!” he exclaimed while searching his pockets. “Wow! I haven’t needed money for weeks! I wonder if I—Grubb had most of it. Ah!” He pulled out a handful of coins and looked at them; three pennies, sixpence, and a shilling. “That’s all good,” he said, overlooking a very obvious fact.
He approached the door, and as he did so a compactly built, grey-faced man in shirt sleeves appeared in it and scrutinised him and his cudgel. “Mornin',” said Bert. “Can I get anything to eat 'r drink in this shop?”
He walked up to the door, and as he did, a stocky, gray-faced man in his shirt sleeves appeared in it and looked him over along with his club. “Morning,” Bert said. “Can I get something to eat or drink in this store?”
The man in the door replied, thank Heaven, in clear, good American. “This, sir, is not A shop, it is A store.”
The man in the doorway replied, thank God, in clear, good American. “This, sir, is not a shop, it is a store.”
“Oh!” said Bert, and then, “Well, can I get anything to eat?”
“Oh!” said Bert, and then, “So, can I grab something to eat?”
“You can,” said the American in a tone of confident encouragement, and led the way inside.
"You can," said the American with a tone of confident encouragement, and led the way inside.
The shop seemed to him by his Bun Hill standards extremely roomy, well lit, and unencumbered. There was a long counter to the left of him, with drawers and miscellaneous commodities ranged behind it, a number of chairs, several tables, and two spittoons to the right, various barrels, cheeses, and bacon up the vista, and beyond, a large archway leading to more space. A little group of men was assembled round one of the tables, and a woman of perhaps five-and-thirty leant with her elbows on the counter. All the men were armed with rifles, and the barrel of a gun peeped above the counter. They were all listening idly, inattentively, to a cheap, metallic-toned gramophone that occupied a table near at hand. From its brazen throat came words that gave Bert a qualm of homesickness, that brought back in his memory a sunlit beach, a group of children, red-painted bicycles, Grubb, and an approaching balloon:—
The shop felt incredibly spacious to him compared to his Bun Hill standards, well-lit, and clutter-free. To his left, there was a long counter with drawers and various items arranged behind it, a few chairs, several tables, and two spittoons on the right, along with barrels, cheeses, and bacon lining the view, with a large archway leading to more space beyond. A small group of men gathered around one of the tables, and a woman, around thirty-five, was leaning with her elbows on the counter. All the men had rifles, and the barrel of a gun peeked above the counter. They were all listening idly and inattentively to a cheap-sounding gramophone that sat on a nearby table. From its loudspeaker came words that made Bert feel a pang of homesickness, sparking memories of a sunlit beach, a group of kids, red-painted bicycles, Grubb, and a balloon coming closer:—
“Ting-a-ling-a-ting-a-ling-a-ting-a ling-a-tang... What Price Hair-pins Now?”
“Ting-a-ling-a-ting-a-ling-a-ting-a-ling-a-tang... What’s the Price of Hairpins Now?”
A heavy-necked man in a straw hat, who was chewing something, stopped the machine with a touch, and they all turned their eyes on Bert. And all their eyes were tired eyes.
A stout man in a straw hat, who was chewing something, stopped the machine with a touch, and everyone turned their gaze to Bert. And all their eyes were weary eyes.
“Can we give this gentleman anything to eat, mother, or can we not?” said the proprietor.
“Can we give this guy something to eat, mom, or can we not?” said the owner.
“He kin have what he likes?” said the woman at the counter, without moving, “right up from a cracker to a square meal.” She struggled with a yawn, after the manner of one who has been up all night.
“He can have whatever he wants?” said the woman at the counter, not moving, “anything from a cracker to a full meal.” She fought back a yawn, like someone who had been up all night.
“I want a meal,” said Bert, “but I 'aven't very much money. I don' want to give mor'n a shillin'.”
“I want a meal,” said Bert, “but I don't have much money. I don't want to spend more than a shilling.”
“Mor'n a WHAT?” said the proprietor, sharply.
“Mor’n a WHAT?” said the owner, sharply.
“Mor'n a shillin',” said Bert, with a sudden disagreeable realisation coming into his mind.
“More than a shilling,” said Bert, with a sudden unpleasant realization coming to his mind.
“Yes,” said the proprietor, startled for a moment from his courtly bearing. “But what in hell is a shilling?”
“Yes,” said the owner, briefly taken aback from his polite demeanor. “But what the heck is a shilling?”
“He means a quarter,” said a wise-looking, lank young man in riding gaiters.
“He means a quarter,” said a wise-looking, tall young man in riding boots.
Bert, trying to conceal his consternation, produced a coin. “That's a shilling,” he said.
Bert, trying to hide his distress, pulled out a coin. “That's a shilling,” he said.
“He calls A store A shop,” said the proprietor, “and he wants A meal for A shilling. May I ask you, sir, what part of America you hail from?”
“He calls a store a shop,” said the owner, “and he wants a meal for a shilling. Can I ask you, sir, where in America you’re from?”
Bert replaced the shilling in his pocket as he spoke, “Niagara,” he said.
Bert put the shilling back in his pocket as he spoke, “Niagara,” he said.
“And when did you leave Niagara?”
“And when did you leave Niagara?”
“'Bout an hour ago.”
"About an hour ago."
“Well,” said the proprietor, and turned with a puzzled smile to the others. “Well!”
“Well,” said the owner, turning with a confused smile to the others. “Well!”
They asked various questions simultaneously.
They asked multiple questions at once.
Bert selected one or two for reply. “You see,” he said, “I been with the German air-fleet. I got caught up by them, sort of by accident, and brought over here.”
Bert picked one or two to respond. “You see,” he said, “I was with the German air fleet. I got caught up with them, kind of by accident, and brought over here.”
“From England?”
"From the UK?"
“Yes—from England. Way of Germany. I was in a great battle with them Asiatics, and I got lef' on a little island between the Falls.”
“Yes—from England. Via Germany. I was in a big battle with those Asiatics, and I got left on a small island between the Falls.”
“Goat Island?”
"Goat Island?"
“I don' know what it was called. But any'ow I found a flying-machine and made a sort of fly with it and got here.”
"I don't know what it was called. But anyway, I found a flying machine and made it fly, and that's how I got here."
Two men stood up with incredulous eyes on him. “Where's the flying-machine?” they asked; “outside?”
Two men stood up, looking at him in disbelief. “Where’s the flying machine?” they asked. “Is it outside?”
“It's back in the woods here—'bout arf a mile away.”
“It's back in the woods here—about half a mile away.”
“Is it good?” said a thick-lipped man with a scar.
“Is it good?” said a man with thick lips and a scar.
“I come down rather a smash—.”
“I come down pretty hard.”
Everybody got up and stood about him and talked confusingly. They wanted him to take them to the flying-machine at once.
Everyone got up and gathered around him, talking in a jumble. They wanted him to take them to the flying machine right away.
“Look 'ere,” said Bert, “I'll show you—only I 'aven't 'ad anything to eat since yestiday—except mineral water.”
“Look here,” said Bert, “I'll show you—but I haven't had anything to eat since yesterday—except for mineral water.”
A gaunt soldierly-looking young man with long lean legs in riding gaiters and a bandolier, who had hitherto not spoken, intervened now on his behalf in a note of confident authority. “That's aw right,” he said. “Give him a feed, Mr. Logan—from me. I want to hear more of that story of his. We'll see his machine afterwards. If you ask me, I should say it's a remarkably interesting accident had dropped this gentleman here. I guess we requisition that flying-machine—if we find it—for local defence.”
A thin, soldier-like young man with long, lean legs in riding pants and a bandolier, who had been silent until now, stepped in on his behalf with a confident tone. “That’s all right,” he said. “Give him a meal, Mr. Logan—on my behalf. I want to hear more of his story. We’ll check out his machine later. If you ask me, it sounds like a really interesting accident brought this guy here. I think we should claim that flying machine—if we find it—for local defense.”
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So Bert fell on his feet again, and sat eating cold meat and good bread and mustard and drinking very good beer, and telling in the roughest outline and with the omissions and inaccuracies of statement natural to his type of mind, the simple story of his adventures. He told how he and a “gentleman friend” had been visiting the seaside for their health, how a “chep” came along in a balloon and fell out as he fell in, how he had drifted to Franconia, how the Germans had seemed to mistake him for some one and had “took him prisoner” and brought him to New York, how he had been to Labrador and back, how he had got to Goat Island and found himself there alone. He omitted the matter of the Prince and the Butteridge aspect of the affair, not out of any deep deceitfulness, but because he felt the inadequacy of his narrative powers. He wanted everything to seem easy and natural and correct, to present himself as a trustworthy and understandable Englishman in a sound mediocre position, to whom refreshment and accommodation might be given with freedom and confidence. When his fragmentary story came to New York and the battle of Niagara, they suddenly produced newspapers which had been lying about on the table, and began to check him and question him by these vehement accounts. It became evident to him that his descent had revived and roused to flames again a discussion, a topic, that had been burning continuously, that had smouldered only through sheer exhaustion of material during the temporary diversion of the gramophone, a discussion that had drawn these men together, rifle in hand, the one supreme topic of the whole world, the War and the methods of the War. He found any question of his personality and his personal adventures falling into the background, found himself taken for granted, and no more than a source of information. The ordinary affairs of life, the buying and selling of everyday necessities, the cultivation of the ground, the tending of beasts, was going on as it were by force of routine, as the common duties of life go on in a house whose master lies under the knife of some supreme operation. The overruling interest was furnished by those great Asiatic airships that went upon incalculable missions across the sky, the crimson-clad swordsmen who might come fluttering down demanding petrol, or food, or news. These men were asking, all the continent was asking, “What are we to do? What can we try? How can we get at them?” Bert fell into his place as an item, ceased even in his own thoughts to be a central and independent thing.
So Bert landed on his feet again and sat eating cold meat, good bread, and mustard, drinking really good beer, while sharing a simplified version of his adventures. He explained how he and a “gentleman friend” had gone to the seaside for their health, how a “chep” showed up in a balloon and fell out just as he was getting in, how he ended up in Franconia, how the Germans mistook him for someone else and took him prisoner, bringing him to New York, how he traveled to Labrador and back, and how he ended up alone on Goat Island. He skipped over the details about the Prince and the Butteridge aspect of things, not out of any deceit, but because he felt he couldn't express it well. He wanted everything to seem easy, natural, and right, to present himself as a reliable and relatable Englishman in a decent position, someone who could be comfortably offered food and a place to stay. When his fragmented story reached New York and the battle of Niagara, they suddenly pulled out newspapers that had been lying around on the table and began to fact-check him with those intense reports. It became clear to him that his arrival had reignited a discussion that had been ongoing, simmering just below the surface during the temporary distraction of the gramophone. This discussion had drawn these men together, armed, focused on one massive topic—the War and its methods. He noticed that any questions about his personality and personal adventures faded into the background; he was taken for granted and became merely a source of information. The ordinary aspects of life, like buying and selling daily essentials, farming, and caring for animals, continued on as if by routine, much like life goes on in a house where the owner is undergoing a serious operation. The main focus was on those massive Asian airships making unpredictable trips across the sky, and the red-clad warriors who might come down demanding fuel, food, or information. These men were asking—everyone was asking—“What are we supposed to do? What can we try? How can we reach them?” Bert found his place as just a part of it all and stopped being a central and independent figure in his own mind.
After he had eaten and drunken his fill and sighed and stretched and told them how good the food seemed to him, he lit a cigarette they gave him and led the way, with some doubts and trouble, to the flying-machine amidst the larches. It became manifest that the gaunt young man, whose name, it seemed, was Laurier, was a leader both by position and natural aptitude. He knew the names and characters and capabilities of all the men who were with him, and he set them to work at once with vigour and effect to secure this precious instrument of war. They got the thing down to the ground deliberately and carefully, felling a couple of trees in the process, and they built a wide flat roof of timbers and tree boughs to guard their precious find against its chance discovery by any passing Asiatics. Long before evening they had an engineer from the next township at work upon it, and they were casting lots among the seventeen picked men who wanted to take it for its first flight. And Bert found his kitten and carried it back to Logan's store and handed it with earnest admonition to Mrs. Logan. And it was reassuringly clear to him that in Mrs. Logan both he and the kitten had found a congenial soul.
After he had eaten and drunk his fill, sighed, stretched, and mentioned how good the food was, he lit a cigarette they gave him and led the way, despite some doubts and difficulties, to the flying machine among the larches. It became clear that the lean young man, whose name was Laurier, was a leader both by title and natural skill. He knew the names, personalities, and abilities of all the men with him, and he set them to work right away with energy and purpose to secure this valuable piece of military equipment. They carefully brought it down to the ground, even chopping down a couple of trees in the process, and they built a wide flat roof of wood and branches to protect their valuable find from being discovered by any wandering locals. Long before evening, they had an engineer from the nearby township working on it, and they were drawing lots among the seventeen selected men who wanted to take it for its first flight. And Bert found his kitten and carried it back to Logan's store, giving it with heartfelt instructions to Mrs. Logan. It was reassuringly clear to him that in Mrs. Logan, both he and the kitten had found a kindred spirit.
Laurier was not only a masterful person and a wealthy property owner and employer—he was president, Bert learnt with awe, of the Tanooda Canning Corporation—but he was popular and skilful in the arts of popularity. In the evening quite a crowd of men gathered in the store and talked of the flying-machine and of the war that was tearing the world to pieces. And presently came a man on a bicycle with an ill-printed newspaper of a single sheet which acted like fuel in a blazing furnace of talk. It was nearly all American news; the old-fashioned cables had fallen into disuse for some years, and the Marconi stations across the ocean and along the Atlantic coastline seemed to have furnished particularly tempting points of attack.
Laurier was not just a skilled individual and a wealthy landowner and employer—he was the president, as Bert learned with amazement, of the Tanooda Canning Corporation—but he was also popular and adept at gaining popularity. In the evening, quite a few men gathered in the store to discuss the flying machine and the war that was ripping the world apart. Soon, a man arrived on a bicycle carrying a poorly printed single-sheet newspaper that sparked conversations like fuel on a fire. It was mostly American news; the old-fashioned cables had fallen out of use for several years, and the Marconi stations across the ocean and along the Atlantic coast seemed to present especially inviting topics for discussion.
But such news it was.
But it was such news.
Bert sat in the background—for by this time they had gauged his personal quality pretty completely—listening. Before his staggering mind passed strange vast images as they talked, of great issues at a crisis, of nations in tumultuous march, of continents overthrown, of famine and destruction beyond measure. Ever and again, in spite of his efforts to suppress them, certain personal impressions would scamper across the weltering confusion, the horrible mess of the exploded Prince, the Chinese aeronaut upside down, the limping and bandaged bird-faced officer blundering along in miserable and hopeless flight....
Bert sat in the background—by this point, they had figured him out pretty well—listening. As they spoke, his overwhelmed mind conjured up strange, vast images of major issues at a breaking point, nations in chaotic motion, continents toppled, and unimaginable famine and destruction. Now and then, despite his attempts to push them away, certain personal memories would rush through the chaos, the shocking image of the blown-up Prince, the Chinese pilot upside down, the injured, bandaged officer with a bird-like face stumbling along in a miserable and hopeless escape...
They spoke of fire and massacre, of cruelties and counter cruelties, of things that had been done to harmless Asiatics by race-mad men, of the wholesale burning and smashing up of towns, railway junctions, bridges, of whole populations in hiding and exodus. “Every ship they've got is in the Pacific,” he heard one man exclaim. “Since the fighting began they can't have landed on the Pacific slope less than a million men. They've come to stay in these States, and they will—living or dead.”
They talked about fire and slaughter, about brutal acts and retaliatory violence, about the horrible things done to innocent Asians by crazed racists, about towns being completely destroyed, along with railway stations and bridges, entire populations hiding or fleeing. “Every ship they have is in the Pacific,” one man shouted. “Since the fighting started, they must have brought at least a million men to the West Coast. They're here to stay, whether alive or dead.”
Slowly, broadly, invincibly, there grew upon Bert's mind realisation of the immense tragedy of humanity into which his life was flowing; the appalling and universal nature of the epoch that had arrived; the conception of an end to security and order and habit. The whole world was at war and it could not get back to peace, it might never recover peace.
Slowly and gradually, Bert began to understand the huge tragedy of humanity that his life was part of; the frightening and widespread nature of the time that had come; the idea that security, order, and routine were coming to an end. The whole world was at war and it couldn't return to peace, it might never regain peace.
He had thought the things he had seen had been exceptional, conclusive things, that the besieging of New York and the battle of the Atlantic were epoch-making events between long years of security. And they had been but the first warning impacts of universal cataclysm. Each day destruction and hate and disaster grew, the fissures widened between man and man, new regions of the fabric of civilisation crumbled and gave way. Below, the armies grew and the people perished; above, the airships and aeroplanes fought and fled, raining destruction.
He believed that what he had witnessed were extraordinary, definitive moments, that the siege of New York and the battle in the Atlantic were groundbreaking events amidst years of peace. Yet they were just the initial warning signs of a global disaster. With each passing day, destruction, hatred, and calamity increased; the divides between people deepened, and new parts of civilization fell apart. Below, armies expanded while people died; above, airships and airplanes battled and retreated, bringing devastation.
It is difficult perhaps for the broad-minded and long-perspectived reader to understand how incredible the breaking down of the scientific civilisation seemed to those who actually lived at this time, who in their own persons went down in that debacle. Progress had marched as it seemed invincible about the earth, never now to rest again. For three hundred years and more the long steadily accelerated diastole of Europeanised civilisation had been in progress: towns had been multiplying, populations increasing, values rising, new countries developing; thought, literature, knowledge unfolding and spreading. It seemed but a part of the process that every year the instruments of war were vaster and more powerful, and that armies and explosives outgrew all other growing things....
It might be hard for an open-minded reader with a long-term view to grasp just how unbelievable the collapse of scientific civilization felt to those who actually lived through it, who experienced the fallout personally. Progress had seemed unstoppable as it advanced across the globe, never to slow down again. For over three hundred years, the steady rise of European civilization had been underway: cities were multiplying, populations were growing, values were increasing, and new countries were developing; ideas, literature, and knowledge were unfolding and spreading. It seemed normal that every year, the tools of war became larger and more powerful, and that armies and explosives were surpassing all other forms of growth.
Three hundred years of diastole, and then came the swift and unexpected systole, like the closing of a fist. They could not understand it was systole.
Three hundred years of relaxation, and then came the quick and surprising contraction, like the tightening of a fist. They could not grasp that it was contraction.
They could not think of it as anything but a jolt, a hitch, a mere oscillatory indication of the swiftness of their progress. Collapse, though it happened all about them, remained incredible. Presently some falling mass smote them down, or the ground opened beneath their feet. They died incredulous....
They couldn’t see it as anything other than a jolt, a bump, just a quick sign of how fast they were moving. The collapse, even though it was happening all around them, felt unbelievable. Soon, a falling object struck them, or the ground suddenly split open beneath them. They died in disbelief....
These men in the store made a minute, remote group under this immense canopy of disaster. They turned from one little aspect to another. What chiefly concerned them was defence against Asiatic raiders swooping for petrol or to destroy weapons or communications. Everywhere levies were being formed at that time to defend the plant of the railroads day and night in the hope that communication would speedily be restored. The land war was still far away. A man with a flat voice distinguished himself by a display of knowledge and cunning. He told them all with confidence just what had been wrong with the German drachenflieger and the American aeroplanes, just what advantage the Japanese flyers possessed. He launched out into a romantic description of the Butteridge machine and riveted Bert's attention. “I SEE that,” said Bert, and was smitten silent by a thought. The man with the flat voice talked on, without heeding him, of the strange irony of Butteridge's death. At that Bert had a little twinge of relief—he would never meet Butteridge again. It appeared Butteridge had died suddenly, very suddenly.
The men in the store formed a small, distant group under this huge canopy of disaster. They shifted their focus from one minor detail to another. What concerned them most was defending against Asian raiders who were after petrol or looking to destroy weapons or communications. At that time, groups were being organized everywhere to protect the railroad plants around the clock, hoping that communication would be restored quickly. The land war was still far off. A man with a flat voice stood out by showcasing his knowledge and cunning. He confidently explained what had been wrong with the German drachenflieger and the American planes, as well as the advantages held by Japanese pilots. He launched into a romantic account of the Butteridge machine, capturing Bert's attention. “I SEE that,” said Bert, and he fell silent, struck by a thought. The man with the flat voice continued, oblivious to him, discussing the strange irony of Butteridge's death. This gave Bert a small sense of relief—he would never see Butteridge again. It seemed Butteridge had died unexpectedly, very unexpectedly.
“And his secret, sir, perished with him! When they came to look for the parts—none could find them. He had hidden them all too well.”
“And his secret, sir, died with him! When they came to search for the parts—no one could find them. He had hidden them all too well.”
“But couldn't he tell?” asked the man in the straw hat. “Did he die so suddenly as that?”
“But couldn't he tell?” asked the man in the straw hat. “Did he die that suddenly?”
“Struck down, sir. Rage and apoplexy. At a place called Dymchurch in England.”
“Knocked down, sir. Anger and fury. At a place called Dymchurch in England.”
“That's right,” said Laurier. “I remember a page about it in the Sunday American. At the time they said it was a German spy had stolen his balloon.”
“That's right,” Laurier said. “I remember an article about it in the Sunday American. At the time, they said a German spy had stolen his balloon.”
“Well, sir,” said the flat-voiced man, “that fit of apoplexy at Dyrnchurch was the worst thing—absolutely the worst thing that ever happened to the world. For if it had not been for the death of Mr. Butteridge—”
“Well, sir,” said the flat-voiced man, “that stroke at Dyrnchurch was the worst thing—absolutely the worst thing that ever happened to the world. Because if it hadn’t been for Mr. Butteridge’s death—”
“No one knows his secret?”
"Does anyone know his secret?"
“Not a soul. It's gone. His balloon, it appears, was lost at sea, with all the plans. Down it went, and they went with it.”
"Not a single person. It's vanished. His balloon seems to have been lost at sea, along with all the plans. Down it went, and they went with it."
Pause.
Pause.
“With machines such as he made we could fight these Asiatic fliers on more than equal terms. We could outfly and beat down those scarlet humming-birds wherever they appeared. But it's gone, it's gone, and there's no time to reinvent it now. We got to fight with what we got—and the odds are against us. THAT won't stop us fightin'. No! but just think of it!”
“With machines like the ones he built, we could take on those Asian flyers on equal footing. We could outmaneuver and take down those red hummingbirds wherever they showed up. But it’s gone, it’s gone, and there’s no time to recreate it now. We have to fight with what we have—and the odds are against us. THAT won’t stop us from fighting. No! But just think about it!”
Bert was trembling violently. He cleared his throat hoarsely.
Bert was shaking uncontrollably. He cleared his throat in a rough voice.
“I say,” he said, “look here, I—”
“I say,” he said, “look here, I—”
Nobody regarded him. The man with the flat voice was opening a new branch of the subject.
Nobody paid him any attention. The man with the monotone voice was introducing a new aspect of the topic.
“I allow—” he began.
“I allow—” he started.
Bert became violently excited. He stood up.
Bert got really worked up. He stood up.
He made clawing motions with his hands. “I say!” he exclaimed, “Mr. Laurier. Look 'ere—I want—about that Butteridge machine—.”
He made clawing motions with his hands. “I say!” he exclaimed, “Mr. Laurier. Look here—I want to talk about that Butteridge machine—.”
Mr. Laurier, sitting on an adjacent table, with a magnificent gesture, arrested the discourse of the flat-voiced man. “What's HE saying?” said he.
Mr. Laurier, sitting at a nearby table, made a grand gesture that interrupted the conversation of the monotone man. "What's HE saying?" he asked.
Then the whole company realised that something was happening to Bert; either he was suffocating or going mad. He was spluttering.
Then the whole group realized that something was happening to Bert; either he was suffocating or losing his mind. He was sputtering.
“Look 'ere! I say! 'Old on a bit!” and trembling and eagerly unbuttoning himself.
“Look here! I’m saying! Hold on a minute!” and trembling and eagerly unbuttoning himself.
He tore open his collar and opened vest and shirt. He plunged into his interior and for an instant it seemed he was plucking forth his liver. Then as he struggled with buttons on his shoulder they perceived this flattened horror was in fact a terribly dirty flannel chest-protector. In an other moment Bert, in a state of irregular decolletage, was standing over the table displaying a sheaf of papers.
He ripped open his collar and unbuttoned his vest and shirt. He dug into his chest and for a moment it looked like he was pulling out his liver. Then, as he fumbled with the buttons on his shoulder, they realized that this grotesque sight was actually just an incredibly filthy flannel undershirt. Moments later, Bert, in a disheveled state, was standing over the table showing a stack of papers.
“These!” he gasped. “These are the plans!... You know! Mr. Butteridge—his machine! What died! I was the chap that went off in that balloon!”
“These!” he exclaimed. “These are the plans!... You know! Mr. Butteridge—his machine! What failed! I was the guy who took off in that balloon!”
For some seconds every one was silent. They stared from these papers to Bert's white face and blazing eyes, and back to the papers on the table. Nobody moved. Then the man with the flat voice spoke.
For a few seconds, everyone was silent. They looked from the papers to Bert's pale face and fiery eyes, and then back to the papers on the table. No one moved. Then the man with the monotone voice spoke.
“Irony!” he said, with a note of satisfaction. “Real rightdown Irony! When it's too late to think of making 'em any more!”
“Irony!” he said, with a hint of satisfaction. “True, real irony! When it’s too late to think about making any more!”
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They would all no doubt have been eager to hear Bert's story over again, but it was it this point that Laurier showed his quality. “No, SIR,” he said, and slid from off his table.
They would definitely have been excited to hear Bert's story again, but it was at this moment that Laurier proved his worth. “No, SIR,” he said, and got off his table.
He impounded the dispersing Butteridge plans with one comprehensive sweep of his arm, rescuing them even from the expository finger-marks of the man with the flat voice, and handed them to Bert. “Put those back,” he said, “where you had 'em. We have a journey before us.”
He gathered the scattered Butteridge plans in one smooth motion, saving them even from the smudged fingerprints of the guy with the monotone voice, and handed them to Bert. “Put those back,” he said, “where you had them. We've got a journey ahead of us.”
Bert took them.
Bert took them.
“Whar?” said the man in the straw hat.
“Where?” said the man in the straw hat.
“Why, sir, we are going to find the President of these States and give these plans over to him. I decline to believe, sir, we are too late.”
“Sir, we're going to find the President of this country and hand these plans over to him. I refuse to believe, sir, that we're too late.”
“Where is the President?” asked Bert weakly in that pause that followed.
“Where’s the President?” Bert asked weakly during the silence that followed.
“Logan,” said Laurier, disregarding that feeble inquiry, “you must help us in this.”
“Logan,” Laurier said, ignoring that weak question, “you have to help us with this.”
It seemed only a matter of a few minutes before Bert and Laurier and the storekeeper were examining a number of bicycles that were stowed in the hinder room of the store. Bert didn't like any of them very much. They had wood rims and an experience of wood rims in the English climate had taught him to hate them. That, however, and one or two other objections to an immediate start were overruled by Laurier. “But where IS the President?” Bert repeated as they stood behind Logan while he pumped up a deflated tyre.
It felt like just a few minutes before Bert, Laurier, and the storekeeper were checking out several bicycles that were stored in the back room of the shop. Bert wasn't very fond of any of them. They had wooden rims, and his experience with wooden rims in the English weather had made him dislike them. However, Laurier dismissed that concern and a couple of other reasons for not starting right away. “But where IS the President?” Bert asked again as they stood behind Logan while he inflated a flat tire.
Laurier looked down on him. “He is reported in the neighbourhood of Albany—out towards the Berkshire Hills. He is moving from place to place and, as far as he can, organising the defence by telegraph and telephones The Asiatic air-fleet is trying to locate him. When they think they have located the seat of government, they throw bombs. This inconveniences him, but so far they have not come within ten miles of him. The Asiatic air-fleet is at present scattered all over the Eastern States, seeking out and destroying gas-works and whatever seems conducive to the building of airships or the transport of troops. Our retaliatory measures are slight in the extreme. But with these machines—Sir, this ride of ours will count among the historical rides of the world!”
Laurier looked down at him. “He’s reported to be in the Albany area—out towards the Berkshire Hills. He’s moving from place to place and, as much as he can, organizing the defense via telegraph and telephone. The Asiatic air fleet is trying to track him down. When they think they've pinpointed the government's location, they drop bombs. This creates some trouble for him, but so far, they haven’t gotten within ten miles of him. The Asiatic air fleet is currently spread across the Eastern States, searching for and destroying gas works and anything that could help in building airships or transporting troops. Our retaliatory efforts are minimal at best. But with these machines—Sir, this ride of ours will be remembered as one of the great rides in history!”
He came near to striking an attitude. “We shan't get to him to-night?” asked Bert.
He almost posed dramatically. “Are we not going to see him tonight?” Bert asked.
“No, sir!” said Laurier. “We shall have to ride some days, sure!”
“No way, sir!” said Laurier. “We’re going to have to ride for a few days, for sure!”
“And suppose we can't get a lift on a train—or anything?”
“And what if we can't catch a ride on a train—or anywhere?”
“No, sir! There's been no transit by Tanooda for three days. It is no good waiting. We shall have to get on as well as we can.”
“No, sir! Tanooda hasn’t sent anything for three days. It’s pointless to keep waiting. We’ll have to manage as best as we can.”
“Startin' now?”
"Starting now?"
“Starting now!”
"Let's get started!"
“But 'ow about—We shan't be able to do much to-night.”
“But how about—We won’t be able to do much tonight.”
“May as well ride till we're fagged and sleep then. So much clear gain. Our road is eastward.”
“May as well keep riding until we're tired and then sleep. It’s a clear benefit. Our path is to the east.”
“Of course,” began Bert, with memories of the dawn upon Goat Island, and left his sentence unfinished.
“Of course,” Bert started, thinking about the sunrise on Goat Island, and left his sentence hanging.
He gave his attention to the more scientific packing of the chest-protector, for several of the plans flapped beyond his vest.
He focused on improving the packing of the chest protector since several of the plans hung out beyond his vest.
5
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For a week Bert led a life of mixed sensations. Amidst these fatigue in the legs predominated. Mostly he rode, rode with Laurier's back inexorably ahead, through a land like a larger England, with bigger hills and wider valleys, larger fields, wider roads, fewer hedges, and wooden houses with commodious piazzas. He rode. Laurier made inquiries, Laurier chose the turnings, Laurier doubted, Laurier decided. Now it seemed they were in telephonic touch with the President; now something had happened and he was lost again. But always they had to go on, and always Bert rode. A tyre was deflated. Still he rode. He grew saddle sore. Laurier declared that unimportant. Asiatic flying ships passed overhead, the two cyclists made a dash for cover until the sky was clear. Once a red Asiatic flying-machine came fluttering after them, so low they could distinguish the aeronaut's head. He followed them for a mile. Now they came to regions of panic, now to regions of destruction; here people were fighting for food, here they seemed hardly stirred from the countryside routine. They spent a day in a deserted and damaged Albany. The Asiatics had descended and cut every wire and made a cinder-heap of the Junction, and our travellers pushed on eastward. They passed a hundred half-heeded incidents, and always Bert was toiling after Laurier's indefatigable back....
For a week, Bert experienced a mix of feelings. Throughout it all, his legs were the most fatigued. Mostly, he rode, with Laurier always ahead, through a land resembling a bigger England, with taller hills and broader valleys, larger fields, wider roads, fewer hedges, and wooden houses with spacious porches. He kept riding. Laurier asked questions, chose the routes, hesitated, and made decisions. At times it seemed they were in phone contact with the President; at other times, something happened, and they lost touch again. But they always had to move forward, and Bert kept riding. A tire went flat, but he still rode on. He became saddle sore. Laurier brushed it off as unimportant. Asian flying ships flew overhead, forcing the two cyclists to seek shelter until the sky cleared. Once, a red Asian flying machine chased them so low they could see the pilot's head. It followed them for a mile. They encountered areas of panic and destruction; in some places, people were fighting for food, while in others, life seemed to continue as usual. They spent a day in a deserted and damaged Albany. The Asians had landed, cut every wire, and turned the Junction into a pile of rubble, so the travelers continued moving east. They passed countless overlooked events, with Bert always straining to keep up with Laurier's tireless back...
Things struck upon Bert's attention and perplexed him, and then he passed on with unanswered questionings fading from his mind.
Things caught Bert's attention and confused him, and then he moved on with unanswered questions fading from his mind.
He saw a large house on fire on a hillside to the right, and no man heeding it....
He saw a big house on fire on a hillside to the right, and no one was paying attention to it....
They came to a narrow railroad bridge and presently to a mono-rail train standing in the track on its safety feet. It was a remarkably sumptuous train, the Last Word Trans-Continental Express, and the passengers were all playing cards or sleeping or preparing a picnic meal on a grassy slope near at hand. They had been there six days....
They arrived at a narrow railroad bridge and soon came across a mono-rail train sitting on its safety feet. It was an incredibly luxurious train, the Last Word Trans-Continental Express, and the passengers were either playing cards, sleeping, or getting ready for a picnic meal on a nearby grassy slope. They had been there for six days...
At one point ten dark-complexioned men were hanging in a string from the trees along the roadside. Bert wondered why....
At one point, ten dark-skinned men were hanging from a line in the trees along the roadside. Bert wondered why...
At one peaceful-looking village where they stopped off to get Bert's tyre mended and found beer and biscuits, they were approached by an extremely dirty little boy without boots, who spoke as follows:—
At a quiet village where they paused to have Bert's tire repaired and found some beer and biscuits, an incredibly dirty little boy without shoes approached them and said:—
“Deyse been hanging a Chink in dose woods!”
“Those have been hanging a Chinese person in those woods!”
“Hanging a Chinaman?” said Laurier.
“Hanging a Chinese person?” said Laurier.
“Sure. Der sleuths got him rubberin' der rail-road sheds!”
"Sure. The detectives caught him hanging around the railroad sheds!"
“Oh!”
“Oh!”
“Dose guys done wase cartridges. Deyse hung him and dey pulled his legs. Deyse doin' all der Chinks dey can fine dat weh! Dey ain't takin' no risks. All der Chinks dey can fine.”
“Those guys went and wasted cartridges. They hung him and pulled his legs. They’re doing all the Chinese people they can find that way! They’re not taking any risks. All the Chinese people they can find.”
Neither Bert nor Laurier made any reply, and presently, after a little skilful expectoration, the young gentleman was attracted by the appearance of two of his friends down the road and shuffled off, whooping weirdly....
Neither Bert nor Laurier said anything, and after a moment of skillful spitting, the young man noticed two of his friends coming down the road and shuffled away, whooping strangely....
That afternoon they almost ran over a man shot through the body and partly decomposed, lying near the middle of the road, just outside Albany. He must have been lying there for some days....
That afternoon, they nearly drove over a man who had been shot through the body and was partly decomposed, lying in the middle of the road, just outside Albany. He must have been there for several days...
Beyond Albany they came upon a motor car with a tyre burst and a young woman sitting absolutely passive beside the driver's seat. An old man was under the car trying to effect some impossible repairs. Beyond, sitting with a rifle across his knees, with his back to the car, and staring into the woods, was a young man.
Beyond Albany, they saw a car with a flat tire and a young woman sitting completely still next to the driver's seat. An old man was underneath the car, attempting some impossible repairs. Further along, a young man sat with a rifle across his knees, facing away from the car and staring into the woods.
The old man crawled out at their approach and still on all-fours accosted Bert and Laurier. The car had broken down overnight. The old man, said he could not understand what was wrong, but he was trying to puzzle it out. Neither he nor his son-in-law had any mechanical aptitude. They had been assured this was a fool-proof car. It was dangerous to have to stop in this place. The party had been attacked by tramps and had had to fight. It was known they had provisions. He mentioned a great name in the world of finance. Would Laurier and Bert stop and help him? He proposed it first hopefully, then urgently, at last in tears and terror.
The old man crawled out as they approached and, still on all fours, confronted Bert and Laurier. The car had broken down overnight. The old man said he couldn’t understand what was wrong, but he was trying to figure it out. Neither he nor his son-in-law had any mechanical skills. They’d been told this was a foolproof car. It was dangerous to have to stop in this place. The group had been attacked by vagrants and had to fight back. It was known that they had supplies. He mentioned a prominent name in finance. Would Laurier and Bert stop and help him? He asked hopefully at first, then urgently, and finally in tears and fear.
“No!” said Laurier inexorable. “We must go on! We have something more than a woman to save. We have to save America!”
“No!” Laurier said firmly. “We have to keep going! It’s more than just a woman we’re saving. We need to save America!”
The girl never stirred.
The girl didn't move.
And once they passed a madman singing.
And as they walked by, they heard a crazy person singing.
And at last they found the President hiding in a small saloon upon the outskirts of a place called Pinkerville on the Hudson, and gave the plans of the Butteridge machine into his hands.
And finally, they found the President hiding in a small bar on the outskirts of a place called Pinkerville on the Hudson and handed him the plans for the Butteridge machine.
CHAPTER XI. THE GREAT COLLAPSE
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And now the whole fabric of civilisation was bending and giving, and dropping to pieces and melting in the furnace of the war.
And now the entire structure of civilization was bending and breaking, falling apart and melting away in the flames of the war.
The stages of the swift and universal collapse of the financial and scientific civilisation with which the twentieth century opened followed each other very swiftly, so swiftly that upon the foreshortened page of history—they seem altogether to overlap. To begin with, one sees the world nearly at a maximum wealth and prosperity. To its inhabitants indeed it seemed also at a maximum of security. When now in retrospect the thoughtful observer surveys the intellectual history of this time, when one reads its surviving fragments of literature, its scraps of political oratory, the few small voices that chance has selected out of a thousand million utterances to speak to later days, the most striking thing of all this web of wisdom and error is surely that hallucination of security. To men living in our present world state, orderly, scientific and secured, nothing seems so precarious, so giddily dangerous, as the fabric of the social order with which the men of the opening of the twentieth century were content. To us it seems that every institution and relationship was the fruit of haphazard and tradition and the manifest sport of chance, their laws each made for some separate occasion and having no relation to any future needs, their customs illogical, their education aimless and wasteful. Their method of economic exploitation indeed impresses a trained and informed mind as the most frantic and destructive scramble it is possible to conceive; their credit and monetary system resting on an unsubstantial tradition of the worthiness of gold, seems a thing almost fantastically unstable. And they lived in planless cities, for the most part dangerously congested; their rails and roads and population were distributed over the earth in the wanton confusion ten thousand irrevelant considerations had made.
The stages of the rapid and widespread collapse of the financial and scientific civilization that began in the twentieth century occurred so quickly that on the shortened page of history, they seem to overlap completely. At first, the world appeared to be at its highest point of wealth and prosperity. To its people, it also seemed to be at a peak of security. When a thoughtful observer looks back at the intellectual history of this time, reads its surviving pieces of literature, its snippets of political speeches, and the few small voices that chance has preserved from the countless utterances made, the most striking aspect of this mix of wisdom and error is undoubtedly that illusion of security. To people living in our current world—organized, scientific, and secure—nothing appears as precarious or dangerously unstable as the social order that satisfied those living at the start of the twentieth century. It seems to us that every institution and relationship was the product of randomness and tradition, at the mercy of chance, with their laws made for specific occasions with no relevance to future needs, their customs illogical, and their education aimless and wasteful. Their method of economic exploitation strikes a trained and informed mind as the most frantic and destructive scramble imaginable; their credit and monetary system, based on an unreliable tradition of gold's value, appears almost absurdly unstable. Furthermore, they lived in unplanned cities, mostly overcrowded; their railways, roads, and populations were scattered across the earth in the chaotic mess created by countless irrelevant factors.
Yet they thought confidently that this was a secure and permanent progressive system, and on the strength of some three hundred years of change and irregular improvement answered the doubter with, “Things always have gone well. We'll worry through!”
Yet they confidently believed that this was a secure and permanent progressive system, and based on about three hundred years of change and inconsistent improvements, they responded to the skeptic with, “Things have always worked out. We’ll get through this!”
But when we contrast the state of man in the opening of the twentieth century with the condition of any previous period in his history, then perhaps we may begin to understand something of that blind confidence. It was not so much a reasoned confidence as the inevitable consequence of sustained good fortune. By such standards as they possessed, things HAD gone amazingly well for them. It is scarcely an exaggeration to say that for the first time in history whole populations found themselves regularly supplied with more than enough to eat, and the vital statistics of the time witness to an amelioration of hygienic conditions rapid beyond all precedent, and to a vast development of intelligence and ability in all the arts that make life wholesome. The level and quality of the average education had risen tremendously; and at the dawn of the twentieth century comparatively few people in Western Europe or America were unable to read or write. Never before had there been such reading masses. There was wide social security. A common man might travel safely over three-quarters of the habitable globe, could go round the earth at a cost of less than the annual earnings of a skilled artisan. Compared with the liberality and comfort of the ordinary life of the time, the order of the Roman Empire under the Antonines was local and limited. And every year, every month, came some new increment to human achievement, a new country opened up, new mines, new scientific discoveries, a new machine!
But when we compare the state of humanity at the beginning of the twentieth century with any earlier time in history, we might start to grasp that blind confidence. It wasn't so much a well-thought-out confidence as it was the natural result of ongoing good fortune. By the standards they had, things HAD gone incredibly well for them. It’s hardly an exaggeration to say that for the first time ever, entire populations found themselves regularly having more than enough to eat, and the health statistics from that time show a rapid improvement in sanitary conditions that had never been seen before, along with a significant growth in intelligence and skills across all the fields that make life enjoyable. The level and quality of education had risen dramatically; by the dawn of the twentieth century, relatively few people in Western Europe or America were unable to read or write. There had never been such a literate population. There was widespread social security. An average person could safely travel across three-quarters of the habitable world and could circumnavigate the globe for less than what a skilled worker earned in a year. When compared to the wealth and comfort of everyday life back then, the organization of the Roman Empire under the Antonines was small and limited. And every year, every month, brought some new advancement in human achievement—a new country explored, new mines opened, new scientific discoveries, a new invention!
For those three hundred years, indeed, the movement of the world seemed wholly beneficial to mankind. Men said, indeed, that moral organisation was not keeping pace with physical progress, but few attached any meaning to these phrases, the understanding of which lies at the basis of our present safety. Sustaining and constructive forces did indeed for a time more than balance the malign drift of chance and the natural ignorance, prejudice, blind passion, and wasteful self-seeking of mankind.
For those three hundred years, the progress of the world seemed entirely positive for humanity. People claimed that moral development wasn’t keeping up with physical advancements, but few really understood what they meant, and that understanding is crucial to our current safety. For a while, supportive and constructive forces more than compensated for the harmful tendencies of chance, as well as the natural ignorance, prejudice, blind passion, and selfishness of humanity.
The accidental balance on the side of Progress was far slighter and infinitely more complex and delicate in its adjustments than the people of that time suspected; but that did not alter the fact that it was an effective balance. They did not realise that this age of relative good fortune was an age of immense but temporary opportunity for their kind. They complacently assumed a necessary progress towards which they had no moral responsibility. They did not realise that this security of progress was a thing still to be won—or lost, and that the time to win it was a time that passed. They went about their affairs energetically enough and yet with a curious idleness towards those threatening things. No one troubled over the real dangers of mankind. They, saw their armies and navies grow larger and more portentous; some of their ironclads at the last cost as much as the whole annual expenditure upon advanced education; they accumulated explosives and the machinery of destruction; they allowed their national traditions and jealousies to accumulate; they contemplated a steady enhancement of race hostility as the races drew closer without concern or understanding, and they permitted the growth in their midst of an evil-spirited press, mercenary and unscrupulous, incapable of good, and powerful for evil. The State had practically no control over the press at all. Quite heedlessly they allowed this torch-paper to lie at the door of their war magazine for any spark to fire. The precedents of history were all one tale of the collapse of civilisations, the dangers of the time were manifest. One is incredulous now to believe they could not see.
The accidental balance on the side of Progress was much more fragile and complicated than the people of that time realized, but it was still an effective balance. They didn't understand that this period of relative good fortune was actually a time of huge but temporary opportunity for them. They confidently assumed that progress was inevitable and that they had no moral responsibility for it. They didn’t recognize that this security of progress was something still to be achieved—or lost—and that the time to secure it was slipping away. They went about their lives with enthusiasm but also with a surprising indifference toward the looming threats. No one seemed concerned about the real dangers facing humanity. They watched their armies and navies grow larger and more intimidating; some of their warships cost as much as the entire annual budget for advanced education. They amassed explosives and weapons of destruction, allowed their national rivalries and resentments to build up, and observed a steady increase in racial hostility as the races came into closer contact, all without concern or understanding. They also tolerated the rise of a malicious press—money-driven and unscrupulous—that was incapable of doing good and powerful in doing harm. The government had virtually no control over the press at all. They carelessly let this highly flammable situation sit at the doorstep of their war potential, just waiting for a spark to ignite it. The lessons of history told the same story about the collapse of civilizations, and the dangers of the time were obvious. It’s hard to believe now that they couldn’t see it.
Could mankind have prevented this disaster of the War in the Air?
Could humanity have avoided the disaster of the War in the Air?
An idle question that, as idle as to ask could mankind have prevented the decay that turned Assyria and Babylon to empty deserts or the slow decline and fall, the gradual social disorganisation, phase by phase, that closed the chapter of the Empire of the West! They could not, because they did not, they had not the will to arrest it. What mankind could achieve with a different will is a speculation as idle as it is magnificent. And this was no slow decadence that came to the Europeanised world; those other civilisations rotted and crumbled down, the Europeanised civilisation was, as it were, blown up. Within the space of five years it was altogether disintegrated and destroyed. Up to the very eve of the War in the Air one sees a spacious spectacle of incessant advance, a world-wide security, enormous areas with highly organised industry and settled populations, gigantic cities spreading gigantically, the seas and oceans dotted with shipping, the land netted with rails, and open ways. Then suddenly the German air-fleets sweep across the scene, and we are in the beginning of the end.
An unproductive question is whether humanity could have prevented the decline that turned Assyria and Babylon into barren deserts, or the slow descent and collapse, the gradual social disintegration, phase by phase, that concluded the story of the Western Empire! They could not, because they didn’t; they lacked the will to stop it. What humanity could accomplish with a different resolve is a speculation as pointless as it is grand. And this was no gradual decline that struck the Europeanized world; those other civilizations decayed and fell apart, while the Europeanized civilization was effectively blown apart. Within just five years, it was completely disintegrated and destroyed. Up until the very eve of the War in the Air, there was a vast scene of constant progress, a global sense of security, large areas with highly organized industry and stable populations, gigantic cities sprawling massively, seas and oceans filled with ships, and the land connected with railways and open routes. Then suddenly, the German air fleets sweep in, and we find ourselves at the start of the end.
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This story has already told of the swift rush upon New York of the first German air-fleet and of the wild, inevitable orgy of inconclusive destruction that ensued. Behind it a second air-fleet was already swelling at its gasometers when England and France and Spain and Italy showed their hands. None of these countries had prepared for aeronautic warfare on the magnificent scale of the Germans, but each guarded secrets, each in a measure was making ready, and a common dread of German vigour and that aggressive spirit Prince Karl Albert embodied, had long been drawing these powers together in secret anticipation of some such attack. This rendered their prompt co-operation possible, and they certainly co-operated promptly. The second aerial power in Europe at this time was France; the British, nervous for their Asiatic empire, and sensible of the immense moral effect of the airship upon half-educated populations, had placed their aeronautic parks in North India, and were able to play but a subordinate part in the European conflict. Still, even in England they had nine or ten big navigables, twenty or thirty smaller ones, and a variety of experimental aeroplanes. Before the fleet of Prince Karl Albert had crossed England, while Bert was still surveying Manchester in bird's-eye view, the diplomatic exchanges were going on that led to an attack upon Germany. A heterogeneous collection of navigable balloons of all sizes and types gathered over the Bernese Oberland, crushed and burnt the twenty-five Swiss air-ships that unexpectedly resisted this concentration in the battle of the Alps, and then, leaving the Alpine glaciers and valleys strewn with strange wreckage, divided into two fleets and set itself to terrorise Berlin and destroy the Franconian Park, seeking to do this before the second air-fleet could be inflated.
This story has already described the rapid approach of the first German air fleet to New York and the chaotic, inevitable rampage of inconclusive destruction that followed. Behind it, a second air fleet was already gaining strength at its gas stations when England, France, Spain, and Italy revealed their plans. None of these countries had prepared for aerial warfare on the impressive scale of the Germans, but each was guarding its own secrets and, to some extent, was getting ready. A shared fear of German strength and the aggressive spirit embodied by Prince Karl Albert had long been bringing these nations together in secret anticipation of such an attack. This made their quick cooperation possible, and they certainly acted promptly. At this time, France was the second aerial power in Europe; the British, anxious about their Asian empire and aware of the significant moral impact of airships on less educated populations, had stationed their air bases in North India and could only play a subordinate role in the European conflict. Still, even in England, they had nine or ten large dirigibles, twenty or thirty smaller ones, and various experimental airplanes. Before Prince Karl Albert's fleet crossed England, while Bert was still surveying Manchester from above, diplomatic exchanges were taking place that led to an attack on Germany. A diverse array of dirigibles of all sizes and types gathered over the Bernese Oberland, crushed and burned the twenty-five Swiss airships that unexpectedly resisted this buildup in the battle of the Alps, and then, leaving the Alpine glaciers and valleys scattered with strange wreckage, split into two fleets and set out to terrorize Berlin and destroy the Franconian Park, aiming to do this before the second air fleet could be inflated.
Both over Berlin and Franconia the assailants with their modern explosives effected great damage before they were driven off. In Franconia twelve fully distended and five partially filled and manned giants were able to make head against and at last, with the help of a squadron of drachenflieger from Hamburg, defeat and pursue the attack and to relieve Berlin, and the Germans were straining every nerve to get an overwhelming fleet in the air, and were already raiding London and Paris when the advance fleets from the Asiatic air-parks, the first intimation of a new factor in the conflict, were reported from Burmah and Armenia.
Both over Berlin and Franconia, the attackers with their modern explosives caused significant damage before they were driven away. In Franconia, twelve fully loaded and five partially filled and crewed giants were able to hold their ground and eventually, with the help of a squadron of airships from Hamburg, overcome and push back the attack to relieve Berlin. The Germans were doing everything they could to get an overwhelming fleet in the air and were already raiding London and Paris when the advance fleets from the Asian air bases, the first sign of a new element in the conflict, were reported from Burma and Armenia.
Already the whole financial fabric of the world was staggering when that occurred. With the destruction of the American fleet in the North Atlantic, and the smashing conflict that ended the naval existence of Germany in the North Sea, with the burning and wrecking of billions of pounds' worth of property in the four cardinal cities of the world, the fact of the hopeless costliness of war came home for the first time, came, like a blow in the face, to the consciousness of mankind. Credit went down in a wild whirl of selling. Everywhere appeared a phenomenon that had already in a mild degree manifested itself in preceding periods of panic; a desire to SECURE AND HOARD GOLD before prices reached bottom. But now it spread like wild-fire, it became universal. Above was visible conflict and destruction; below something was happening far more deadly and incurable to the flimsy fabric of finance and commercialism in which men had so blindly put their trust. As the airships fought above, the visible gold supply of the world vanished below. An epidemic of private cornering and universal distrust swept the world. In a few weeks, money, except for depreciated paper, vanished into vaults, into holes, into the walls of houses, into ten million hiding-places. Money vanished, and at its disappearance trade and industry came to an end. The economic world staggered and fell dead. It was like the stroke of some disease it was like the water vanishing out of the blood of a living creature; it was a sudden, universal coagulation of intercourse....
The entire financial structure of the world was already in trouble when this happened. With the destruction of the American fleet in the North Atlantic and the intense conflict that wiped out Germany's naval power in the North Sea, along with the burning and destruction of billions of pounds worth of property in the four major cities of the world, the true cost of war hit home for the first time. It struck humanity like a punch in the face. Credit plummeted in a chaotic wave of selling. Everywhere, people began to want to SECURE AND HOARD GOLD before prices hit rock bottom. But this urge spread like wildfire; it became widespread. Above, there was conflict and destruction; below, something far more deadly and irreversible was happening to the fragile financial and commercial systems that people had so blindly trusted. As the airships fought in the sky, the actual gold supply was disappearing below. A wave of private hoarding and widespread distrust swept across the globe. In just a few weeks, money—except for worthless paper—vanished into vaults, into hidden spots, into the walls of houses, into countless secret places. Money disappeared, and with it, trade and industry came to a halt. The economic world staggered and collapsed. It was like the onset of a disease; it was like water evaporating from the blood of a living creature; it was a sudden, complete shutdown of interaction...
And as the credit system, that had been the living fortress of the scientific civilisation, reeled and fell upon the millions it had held together in economic relationship, as these people, perplexed and helpless, faced this marvel of credit utterly destroyed, the airships of Asia, countless and relentless, poured across the heavens, swooped eastward to America and westward to Europe. The page of history becomes a long crescendo of battle. The main body of the British-Indian air-fleet perished upon a pyre of blazing antagonists in Burmah; the Germans were scattered in the great battle of the Carpathians; the vast peninsula of India burst into insurrection and civil war from end to end, and from Gobi to Morocco rose the standards of the “Jehad.” For some weeks of warfare and destruction it seemed as though the Confederation of Eastern Asia must needs conquer the world, and then the jerry-built “modern” civilisation of China too gave way under the strain. The teeming and peaceful population of China had been “westernised” during the opening years of the twentieth century with the deepest resentment and reluctance; they had been dragooned and disciplined under Japanese and European influence into an acquiescence with sanitary methods, police controls, military service, and wholesale process of exploitation against which their whole tradition rebelled. Under the stresses of the war their endurance reached the breaking point, the whole of China rose in incoherent revolt, and the practical destruction of the central government at Pekin by a handful of British and German airships that had escaped from the main battles rendered that revolt invincible. In Yokohama appeared barricades, the black flag and the social revolution. With that the whole world became a welter of conflict.
And as the credit system, which had been the backbone of scientific civilization, collapsed and fell upon the millions it had connected economically, these people, confused and powerless, faced the complete destruction of this credit marvel. Meanwhile, the airships of Asia, countless and relentless, flew across the sky, heading east toward America and west toward Europe. The pages of history turned into a long crescendo of battle. The main part of the British-Indian air fleet was destroyed on a pyre of burning enemies in Burmah; the Germans were scattered in the great battle of the Carpathians; the vast region of India erupted into insurrection and civil war from one end to the other, and from Gobi to Morocco, the banners of the “Jehad” rose. For several weeks of warfare and destruction, it seemed as though the Confederation of Eastern Asia would conquer the world, and then even the hastily built “modern” civilization of China crumbled under the pressure. The large, peaceful population of China had been “westernized” during the early years of the twentieth century with deep resentment and reluctance; they had been coerced and conditioned under Japanese and European influence into accepting sanitary practices, police controls, military service, and large-scale exploitation against which their entire tradition rebelled. Under the strains of war, their endurance reached its breaking point, and all of China erupted in chaotic revolt. The effective destruction of the central government in Beijing by a handful of British and German airships that had escaped from the main battles made that revolt unstoppable. In Yokohama, barricades, the black flag, and social revolution appeared. With that, the whole world fell into a tangle of conflict.
So that a universal social collapse followed, as it were a logical consequence, upon world-wide war. Wherever there were great populations, great masses of people found themselves without work, without money, and unable to get food. Famine was in every working-class quarter in the world within three weeks of the beginning of the war. Within a month there was not a city anywhere in which the ordinary law and social procedure had not been replaced by some form of emergency control, in which firearms and military executions were not being used to keep order and prevent violence. And still in the poorer quarters, and in the populous districts, and even here and there already among those who had been wealthy, famine spread.
A complete social collapse followed, almost as if it were a logical result of the global war. In areas with large populations, many people found themselves unemployed, broke, and unable to find food. Within three weeks of the war starting, famine hit every working-class neighborhood around the world. After a month, there wasn't a single city where normal laws and social processes hadn't been replaced by some form of emergency measures, and where firearms and military actions weren't being used to maintain order and prevent violence. Yet even in poorer neighborhoods, in crowded areas, and increasingly among those who used to be well-off, famine continued to spread.
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So what historians have come to call the Phase of the Emergency Committees sprang from the opening phase and from the phase of social collapse. Then followed a period of vehement and passionate conflict against disintegration; everywhere the struggle to keep order and to keep fighting went on. And at the same time the character of the war altered through the replacement of the huge gas-filled airships by flying-machines as the instruments of war. So soon as the big fleet engagements were over, the Asiatics endeavoured to establish in close proximity to the more vulnerable points of the countries against which they were acting, fortified centres from which flying-machine raids could be made. For a time they had everything their own way in this, and then, as this story has told, the lost secret of the Butteridge machine came to light, and the conflict became equalized and less conclusive than ever. For these small flying-machines, ineffectual for any large expedition or conclusive attack, were horribly convenient for guerilla warfare, rapidly and cheaply made, easily used, easily hidden. The design of them was hastily copied and printed in Pinkerville and scattered broadcast over the United States and copies were sent to Europe, and there reproduced. Every man, every town, every parish that could, was exhorted to make and use them. In a little while they were being constructed not only by governments and local authorities, but by robber bands, by insurgent committees, by every type of private person. The peculiar social destructiveness of the Butteridge machine lay in its complete simplicity. It was nearly as simple as a motor-bicycle. The broad outlines of the earlier stages of the war disappeared under its influence, the spacious antagonism of nations and empires and races vanished in a seething mass of detailed conflict. The world passed at a stride from a unity and simplicity broader than that of the Roman Empire at its best, to as social fragmentation as complete as the robber-baron period of the Middle Ages. But this time, for a long descent down gradual slopes of disintegration, comes a fall like a fall over a cliff. Everywhere were men and women perceiving this and struggling desperately to keep as it were a hold upon the edge of the cliff.
So what historians call the Phase of the Emergency Committees emerged from the initial phase and the period of social collapse. This was followed by a time of intense conflict against disintegration; everywhere, the fight to maintain order and continue the struggle was ongoing. At the same time, the nature of the war changed as flying machines replaced the large gas-filled airships as the main tools of warfare. Once the large naval battles were over, the Asiatics tried to set up fortified centers near the more vulnerable areas of the countries they were targeting, from which they could launch flying machine attacks. For a while, they had everything going their way, but then, as this story has explained, the lost secret of the Butteridge machine was rediscovered, leveling the playing field and making the conflict less decisive than before. These small flying machines, ineffective for large operations or decisive strikes, were incredibly useful for guerrilla warfare—quickly and cheaply made, easy to use, and easy to hide. Their design was quickly copied and published in Pinkerville, then distributed across the United States and sent to Europe, where it was reproduced. Every man, woman, town, and community was urged to make and use them. In no time, they were being built not just by governments and local authorities, but by gangs, rebel groups, and all kinds of private individuals. The unique social destructiveness of the Butteridge machine lay in its total simplicity. It was almost as easy to use as a motorbike. The broad outlines of the earlier stages of the war faded under its influence; the vast conflicts between nations, empires, and races dissolved into a chaotic mix of detailed clashes. The world rapidly shifted from a unity and simplicity greater than that of the Roman Empire at its height to a level of social fragmentation as complete as that seen during the robber-baron era of the Middle Ages. But this time, the descent into chaos was steep and sudden, like falling off a cliff. Everywhere, people were aware of this and desperately struggling to maintain their grip on the edge of the cliff.
A fourth phase follows. Through the struggle against Chaos, in the wake of the Famine, came now another old enemy of humanity—the Pestilence, the Purple Death. But the war does not pause. The flags still fly. Fresh air-fleets rise, new forms of airship, and beneath their swooping struggles the world darkens—scarcely heeded by history.
A fourth phase comes next. After the fight against Chaos, following the Famine, another age-old enemy of humanity appears—the Pestilence, the Purple Death. But the war doesn’t stop. The flags still wave. New air fleets emerge, fresh designs of airships, and beneath their soaring battles, the world grows darker—barely noticed by history.
It is not within the design of this book to tell what further story, to tell how the War in the Air kept on through the sheer inability of any authorities to meet and agree and end it, until every organised government in the world was as shattered and broken as a heap of china beaten with a stick. With every week of those terrible years history becomes more detailed and confused, more crowded and uncertain. Not without great and heroic resistance was civilisation borne down. Out of the bitter social conflict below rose patriotic associations, brotherhoods of order, city mayors, princes, provisional committees, trying to establish an order below and to keep the sky above. The double effort destroyed them. And as the exhaustion of the mechanical resources of civilisation clears the heavens of airships at last altogether, Anarchy, Famine and Pestilence are discovered triumphant below. The great nations and empires have become but names in the mouths of men. Everywhere there are ruins and unburied dead, and shrunken, yellow-faced survivors in a mortal apathy. Here there are robbers, here vigilance committees, and here guerilla bands ruling patches of exhausted territory, strange federations and brotherhoods form and dissolve, and religious fanaticisms begotten of despair gleam in famine-bright eyes. It is a universal dissolution. The fine order and welfare of the earth have crumpled like an exploded bladder. In five short years the world and the scope of human life have undergone a retrogressive change as great as that between the age of the Antonines and the Europe of the ninth century....
It’s not the aim of this book to explore what happened next or to explain how the War in the Air continued simply because no authorities could come together to agree on an end to it, until every organized government in the world was as broken as a pile of china smashed with a stick. With each week of those awful years, history becomes more intricate and muddled, more crowded and uncertain. Civilization did not collapse without significant and heroic resistance. From the bitter social conflicts below emerged patriotic groups, brotherhoods, city mayors, princes, and provisional committees trying to establish order below while maintaining some kind of stability above. The effort to do both ultimately destroyed them. And as the mechanical resources of civilization were exhausted, the skies were finally cleared of airships, only to reveal that Anarchy, Famine, and Pestilence were triumphant below. The great nations and empires have become mere names spoken by people. Everywhere there are ruins and unburied bodies, and survivors with shrunken, yellow faces living in a state of despair. Here are robbers, vigilance committees, and guerilla bands controlling chunks of ruined land, while strange federations and brotherhoods form and dissolve, and religious fanatics, born of despair, shine through hunger-bright eyes. It’s a total breakdown. The fine order and wellbeing of the earth have crumpled like a deflated balloon. In just five short years, the world and the nature of human life have undergone a backward change as dramatic as that between the age of the Antonines and Europe in the ninth century...
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Across this sombre spectacle of disaster goes a minute and insignificant person for whom perhaps the readers of this story have now some slight solicitude. Of him there remains to be told just one single and miraculous thing. Through a world darkened and lost, through a civilisation in its death agony, our little Cockney errant went and found his Edna! He found his Edna!
Across this bleak scene of disaster walks a small and unimportant person for whom perhaps the readers of this story now feel some concern. There is just one remarkable thing left to share about him. Through a world dimmed and hopeless, through a civilization at its breaking point, our little Cockney wanderer went and found his Edna! He found his Edna!
He got back across the Atlantic partly by means of an order from the President and partly through his own good luck. He contrived to get himself aboard a British brig in the timber trade that put out from Boston without cargo, chiefly, it would seem, because its captain had a vague idea of “getting home” to South Shields. Bert was able to ship himself upon her mainly because of the seamanlike appearance of his rubber boots. They had a long, eventful voyage; they were chased, or imagined themselves to be chased, for some hours by an Asiatic ironclad, which was presently engaged by a British cruiser. The two ships fought for three hours, circling and driving southward as they fought, until the twilight and the cloud-drift of a rising gale swallowed them up. A few days later Bert's ship lost her rudder and mainmast in a gale. The crew ran out of food and subsisted on fish. They saw strange air-ships going eastward near the Azores and landed to get provisions and repair the rudder at Teneriffe. There they found the town destroyed and two big liners, with dead still aboard, sunken in the harbour. From there they got canned food and material for repairs, but their operations were greatly impeded by the hostility of a band of men amidst the ruins of the town, who sniped them and tried to drive them away.
He made it back across the Atlantic partly thanks to an order from the President and partly due to his own luck. He managed to get on board a British brig that was in the timber trade, which set sail from Boston without cargo, mainly because the captain had a vague idea of “getting home” to South Shields. Bert could join the crew mainly because his rubber boots made him look like a seaman. They had a long and eventful journey; for several hours, they were chased—or thought they were being chased—by an Asian ironclad, which was soon engaged by a British cruiser. The two ships fought for three hours, circling and heading south as they battled, until twilight and the thick clouds of a rising storm swallowed them up. A few days later, Bert's ship lost its rudder and mainmast in a storm. The crew ran out of food and survived on fish. They spotted strange airships heading east near the Azores and landed in Teneriffe to get supplies and repair the rudder. There, they found the town destroyed and two large liners, still containing dead bodies, sunk in the harbor. From there, they were able to get canned food and repair materials, but their efforts were heavily hindered by a group of men hiding among the ruins who shot at them and tried to drive them away.
At Mogador, they stayed and sent a boat ashore for water, and were nearly captured by an Arab ruse. Here too they got the Purple Death aboard, and sailed with it incubating in their blood. The cook sickened first, and then the mate, and presently every one was down and three in the forecastle were dead. It chanced to be calm weather, and they drifted helplessly and indeed careless of their fate backwards towards the Equator. The captain doctored them all with rum. Nine died all together, and of the four survivors none understood navigation; when at last they took heart again and could handle a sail, they made a course by the stars roughly northward and were already short of food once more when they fell in with a petrol-driven ship from Rio to Cardiff, shorthanded by reason of the Purple Death and glad to take them aboard. So at last, after a year of wandering Bert reached England. He landed in bright June weather, and found the Purple Death was there just beginning its ravages.
At Mogador, they stayed and sent a boat to shore for water, almost falling for an Arab trick. They also brought aboard the Purple Death, which was growing in their blood. The cook got sick first, followed by the mate, and soon everyone was ill, with three in the forecastle dead. Luckily, the weather was calm, and they drifted helplessly and carelessly backwards towards the Equator. The captain treated them all with rum. In total, nine died, and of the four who survived, none knew how to navigate. When they finally gained their strength and could handle a sail, they roughly set a course northward by the stars, but they were running low on food again when they encountered a petrol-driven ship traveling from Rio to Cardiff, crewed by those who were also affected by the Purple Death and happy to take them on board. So, after a year of wandering, Bert finally reached England. He landed in sunny June weather and discovered that the Purple Death was just starting its devastation there.
The people were in a state of panic in Cardiff and many had fled to the hills, and directly the steamer came to the harbour she was boarded and her residue of food impounded by some unauthenticated Provisional Committee. Bert tramped through a country disorganised by pestilence, foodless, and shaken to the very base of its immemorial order. He came near death and starvation many times, and once he was drawn into scenes of violence that might have ended his career. But the Bert Smallways who tramped from Cardiff to London vaguely “going home,” vaguely seeking something of his own that had no tangible form but Edna, was a very different person from the Desert Dervish who was swept out of England in Mr. Butteridge's balloon a year before. He was brown and lean and enduring, steady-eyed and pestilence-salted, and his mouth, which had once hung open, shut now like a steel trap. Across his brow ran a white scar that he had got in a fight on the brig. In Cardiff he had felt the need of new clothes and a weapon, and had, by means that would have shocked him a year ago, secured a flannel shirt, a corduroy suit, and a revolver and fifty cartridges from an abandoned pawnbroker's. He also got some soap and had his first real wash for thirteen months in a stream outside the town. The Vigilance bands that had at first shot plunderers very freely were now either entirely dispersed by the plague, or busy between town and cemetery in a vain attempt to keep pace with it. He prowled on the outskirts of the town for three or four days, starving, and then went back to join the Hospital Corps for a week, and so fortified himself with a few square meals before he started eastward.
The people in Cardiff were in a panic, and many had fled to the hills. As soon as the steamer arrived in the harbor, it was boarded by some unverified Provisional Committee members, who seized the remaining food. Bert walked through a country devastated by disease, hungry, and deeply shaken by the collapse of its long-standing order. He faced death and starvation numerous times, and once he got caught up in violent situations that could have ended his life. However, the Bert Smallways who trudged from Cardiff to London, vaguely “going home” and in search of something that only took shape through Edna, was very different from the Desert Dervish who had been swept out of England in Mr. Butteridge's balloon a year prior. He was tanned, lean, and resilient, with steady eyes and a body marked by disease, and his mouth, which had once hung open, was now shut tight like a steel trap. A white scar ran across his forehead, a result of a fight on the brig. In Cardiff, he realized he needed new clothes and a weapon, and through means that would have shocked him a year ago, he managed to acquire a flannel shirt, a corduroy suit, a revolver, and fifty cartridges from an abandoned pawn shop. He also found some soap and finally had his first real wash in thirteen months in a stream outside of town. The Vigilance groups that once shot looters without hesitation were now either completely scattered by the plague or busy trying to keep up with it between the town and the cemetery. He wandered on the outskirts of the town for three or four days, starving, before returning to join the Hospital Corps for a week, where he managed to fill his stomach with a few square meals before heading eastward.
The Welsh and English countryside at that time presented the strangest mingling of the assurance and wealth of the opening twentieth century with a sort of Düreresque mediaevalism. All the gear, the houses and mono-rails, the farm hedges and power cables, the roads and pavements, the sign-posts and advertisements of the former order were still for the most part intact. Bankruptcy, social collapse, famine, and pestilence had done nothing to damage these, and it was only to the great capitals and ganglionic centres, as it were, of this State, that positive destruction had come. Any one dropped suddenly into the country would have noticed very little difference. He would have remarked first, perhaps, that all the hedges needed clipping, that the roadside grass grew rank, that the road-tracks were unusually rainworn, and that the cottages by the wayside seemed in many cases shut up, that a telephone wire had dropped here, and that a cart stood abandoned by the wayside. But he would still find his hunger whetted by the bright assurance that Wilder's Canned Peaches were excellent, or that there was nothing so good for the breakfast table as Gobble's Sausages. And then suddenly would come the Dureresque element; the skeleton of a horse, or some crumpled mass of rags in the ditch, with gaunt extended feet and a yellow, purple-blotched skin and face, or what had been a face, gaunt and glaring and devastated. Then here would be a field that had been ploughed and not sown, and here a field of corn carelessly trampled by beasts, and here a hoarding torn down across the road to make a fire.
The Welsh and English countryside at that time showed an odd mix of the confidence and prosperity of the early twentieth century with a kind of medieval vibe reminiscent of Dürer. Most of the old structures, the houses and monorails, the farm hedges and power lines, the roads and sidewalks, the signs and advertisements were still mostly intact. Bankruptcies, social breakdowns, famine, and disease hadn’t really harmed these things; it was only the major cities and hubs of this state that experienced real destruction. Anyone who suddenly appeared in the countryside wouldn’t notice much difference. They might first notice that all the hedges needed trimming, that the roadside grass was overgrown, that the roadways were unusually worn from the rain, and that many of the roadside cottages looked unoccupied, that a telephone line had fallen here, and that a cart was abandoned by the road. Yet they would still feel their appetite sparked by the bright confidence that Wilder's Canned Peaches were fantastic, or that nothing was better for breakfast than Gobble's Sausages. Then suddenly, the medieval element would appear: the skeleton of a horse, or a crumpled heap of rags in the ditch, with bony extended feet and a yellow, purple-stained skin and face, or what had once been a face, hollow and staring and ravaged. Then there would be a field that had been plowed but left unsown, a field of corn carelessly trampled by animals, and a billboard torn down across the road to make a fire.
Then presently he would meet a man or a woman, yellow-faced and probably negligently dressed and armed—prowling for food. These people would have the complexions and eyes and expressions of tramps or criminals, and often the clothing of prosperous middle-class or upper-class people. Many of these would be eager for news, and willing to give help and even scraps of queer meat, or crusts of grey and doughy bread, in return for it. They would listen to Bert's story with avidity, and attempt to keep him with them for a day or so. The virtual cessation of postal distribution and the collapse of all newspaper enterprise had left an immense and aching gap in the mental life of this time. Men had suddenly lost sight of the ends of the earth and had still to recover the rumour-spreading habits of the Middle Ages. In their eyes, in their bearing, in their talk, was the quality of lost and deoriented souls.
Then he would come across a man or woman, pale-faced and probably dressed sloppily and armed—searching for food. These people would have the looks, eyes, and expressions of vagrants or criminals, often wearing the clothes of well-off middle-class or upper-class individuals. Many of them would be eager for news and willing to offer help and even bits of strange meat or crusts of gray, doughy bread in exchange. They would listen to Bert's story with great interest and try to keep him around for a day or two. The near end of mail delivery and the collapse of all newspaper operations had created a huge and aching void in the mental life of this time. People had suddenly lost sight of the far corners of the earth and still needed to regain the rumor-sharing habits of the Middle Ages. In their eyes, their demeanor, and their conversations, there was a sense of lost and disoriented souls.
As Bert travelled from parish to parish, and from district to district, avoiding as far as possible those festering centres of violence and despair, the larger towns, he found the condition of affairs varying widely. In one parish he would find the large house burnt, the vicarage wrecked, evidently in violent conflict for some suspected and perhaps imaginary store of food, unburied dead everywhere, and the whole mechanism of the community at a standstill. In another he would find organising forces stoutly at work, newly-painted notice boards warning off vagrants, the roads and still cultivated fields policed by armed men, the pestilence under control, even nursing going on, a store of food husbanded, the cattle and sheep well guarded, and a group of two or three justices, the village doctor or a farmer, dominating the whole place; a reversion, in fact, to the autonomous community of the fifteenth century. But at any time such a village would be liable to a raid of Asiatics or Africans or such-like air-pirates, demanding petrol and alcohol or provisions. The price of its order was an almost intolerable watchfulness and tension.
As Bert traveled from parish to parish and from district to district, avoiding the larger towns as much as he could due to their violence and despair, he noticed that conditions varied widely. In one parish, he would find burned-out large houses, a wrecked vicarage, evident signs of violent conflict over a suspected and perhaps imagined stash of food, dead bodies lying unburied everywhere, and the entire community at a standstill. In another, he would see organized efforts at work, freshly painted signs warning off vagrants, roads and cultivated fields patrolled by armed men, the spread of disease under control, even some nursing happening, food supplies carefully managed, livestock well protected, and a small group of justices, a village doctor, or a farmer running things; essentially a return to the self-sufficient community of the fifteenth century. However, at any moment, such a village could face a raid by Asiatics, Africans, or similar air-pirates, demanding fuel, alcohol, or supplies. The cost of this order was an almost unbearable level of vigilance and tension.
Then the approach to the confused problems of some larger centre of population and the presence of a more intricate conflict would be marked by roughly smeared notices of “Quarantine” or “Strangers Shot,” or by a string of decaying plunderers dangling from the telephone poles at the roadside. About Oxford big boards were put on the roofs warning all air wanderers off with the single word, “Guns.”
Then the way to handle the complicated issues of a larger population area and the presence of a more complex conflict would be marked by roughly scribbled signs saying “Quarantine” or “Strangers Shot,” or by a row of decaying looters hanging from telephone poles by the roadside. Around Oxford, large signs were placed on rooftops warning all flying travelers away with just one word: “Guns.”
Taking their risks amidst these things, cyclists still kept abroad, and once or twice during Bert's long tramp powerful motor cars containing masked and goggled figures went tearing past him. There were few police in evidence, but ever and again squads of gaunt and tattered soldier-cyclists would come drifting along, and such encounters became more frequent as he got out of Wales into England. Amidst all this wreckage they were still campaigning. He had had some idea of resorting to the workhouses for the night if hunger pressed him too closely, but some of these were closed and others converted into temporary hospitals, and one he came up to at twilight near a village in Gloucestershire stood with all its doors and windows open, silent as the grave, and, as he found to his horror by stumbling along evil-smelling corridors, full of unburied dead.
Taking their chances in the midst of all this, cyclists still rode on, and once or twice during Bert's long walk, powerful cars with masked and goggled figures zoomed past him. There were few police around, but now and then groups of thin, ragged soldier-cyclists would drift by, and these encounters became more common as he moved from Wales into England. Despite all this chaos, they were still fighting. He had considered staying in workhouses for the night if hunger pressed too hard, but some were closed and others turned into temporary hospitals. One he stumbled upon at twilight near a village in Gloucestershire stood with all its doors and windows open, silent as death, and, to his horror, he found by wandering through foul-smelling corridors that it was full of unburied dead.
From Gloucestershire Bert went northward to the British aeronautic park outside Birmingham, in the hope that he might be taken on and given food, for there the Government, or at any rate the War Office, still existed as an energetic fact, concentrated amidst collapse and social disaster upon the effort to keep the British flag still flying in the air, and trying to brisk up mayor and mayor and magistrate and magistrate in a new effort of organisation. They had brought together all the best of the surviving artisans from that region, they had provisioned the park for a siege, and they were urgently building a larger type of Butteridge machine. Bert could get no footing at this work: he was not sufficiently skilled, and he had drifted to Oxford when the great fight occurred in which these works were finally wrecked. He saw something, but not very much, of the battle from a place called Boar Hill. He saw the Asiatic squadron coming up across the hills to the south-west, and he saw one of their airships circling southward again chased by two aeroplanes, the one that was ultimately overtaken, wrecked and burnt at Edge Hill. But he never learnt the issue of the combat as a whole.
From Gloucestershire, Bert traveled north to the British aeronautic park outside Birmingham, hoping to find work and food. There, the government, or at least the War Office, was still actively trying to keep the British flag flying amidst the chaos and social collapse. They were working hard to rally mayors and magistrates for a new effort at organization. They had gathered the best surviving craftsmen from the area, stocked the park for a long-term struggle, and were urgently building a larger type of Butteridge machine. Bert couldn't find a place in this work; he lacked the necessary skills and had ended up in Oxford when the major battle that destroyed these facilities took place. He witnessed a bit of the fighting from a spot called Boar Hill. He saw the Asiatic squadron advancing over the hills to the southwest, and he watched one of their airships circle back south while being chased by two airplanes, which ultimately caught up to it, crashing and burning at Edge Hill. However, he never found out the overall outcome of the battle.
He crossed the Thames from Eton to Windsor and made his way round the south of London to Bun Hill, and there he found his brother Tom, looking like some dark, defensive animal in the old shop, just recovering from the Purple Death, and Jessica upstairs delirious, and, as it seemed to him, dying grimly. She raved of sending out orders to customers, and scolded Tom perpetually lest he should be late with Mrs. Thompson's potatoes and Mrs. Hopkins' cauliflower, though all business had long since ceased and Tom had developed a quite uncanny skill in the snaring of rats and sparrows and the concealment of certain stores of cereals and biscuits from plundered grocers' shops. Tom received his brother with a sort of guarded warmth.
He crossed the Thames from Eton to Windsor and made his way around the south of London to Bun Hill, where he found his brother Tom, looking like a dark, defensive animal in the old shop, just recovering from the Purple Death. Jessica was upstairs, delirious and, as it seemed to him, dying grimly. She raved about sending out orders to customers and constantly scolded Tom for being late with Mrs. Thompson's potatoes and Mrs. Hopkins' cauliflower, even though all business had stopped long ago. Tom had developed an uncanny skill for catching rats and sparrows and hiding certain stores of cereals and biscuits from pilfered grocery stores. Tom welcomed his brother with a kind of guarded warmth.
“Lor!” he said, “it's Bert. I thought you'd be coming back some day, and I'm glad to see you. But I carn't arst you to eat anything, because I 'aven't got anything to eat.... Where you been, Bert, all this time?”
“Wow!” he said, “it's Bert. I knew you'd come back someday, and I'm really glad to see you. But I can't ask you to eat anything because I don't have any food.... Where have you been, Bert, all this time?”
Bert reassured his brother by a glimpse of a partly eaten swede, and was still telling his story in fragments and parentheses, when he discovered behind the counter a yellow and forgotten note addressed to himself. “What's this?” he said, and found it was a year-old note from Edna. “She came 'ere,” said Tom, like one who recalls a trivial thing, “arstin' for you and arstin' us to take 'er in. That was after the battle and settin' Clapham Rise afire. I was for takin' 'er in, but Jessica wouldn't 'ave it—and so she borrowed five shillings of me quiet like and went on. I dessay she's tole you—”
Bert reassured his brother with a glimpse of a half-eaten swede and was still sharing his story in bits and pieces when he noticed a yellowed, forgotten note addressed to him behind the counter. “What’s this?” he said, discovering it was a year-old note from Edna. “She came here,” Tom said, as if recalling a minor detail, “asking for you and asking us to take her in. That was after the battle and when Clapham Rise was set on fire. I was in favor of taking her in, but Jessica wouldn’t hear of it—and so she quietly borrowed five shillings from me and left. I suppose she’s told you—”
She had, Bert found. She had gone on, she said in her note, to an aunt and uncle who had a brickfield near Horsham. And there at last, after another fortnight of adventurous journeying, Bert found her.
She had, Bert realized. She had mentioned in her note that she had gone to visit an aunt and uncle who owned a brickfield near Horsham. And there finally, after another two weeks of adventurous traveling, Bert found her.
5
5
When Bert and Edna set eyes on one another, they stared and laughed foolishly, so changed they were, and so ragged and surprised. And then they both fell weeping.
When Bert and Edna saw each other, they just stared and laughed like kids, so different they looked, and so disheveled and shocked. Then they both started crying.
“Oh! Bertie, boy!” she cried. “You've come—you've come!” and put out her arms and staggered. “I told 'im. He said he'd kill me if I didn't marry him.”
“Oh! Bertie, boy!” she exclaimed. “You’ve made it—you’ve really made it!” and stretched out her arms and swayed. “I told him. He said he'd kill me if I didn’t marry him.”
But Edna was not married, and when presently Bert could get talk from her, she explained the task before him. That little patch of lonely agricultural country had fallen under the power of a band of bullies led by a chief called Bill Gore who had begun life as a butcher boy and developed into a prize-fighter and a professional sport. They had been organised by a local nobleman of former eminence upon the turf, but after a time he had disappeared, no one quite knew how and Bill had succeeded to the leadership of the countryside, and had developed his teacher's methods with considerable vigour. There had been a strain of advanced philosophy about the local nobleman, and his mind ran to “improving the race” and producing the Over-Man, which in practice took the form of himself especially and his little band in moderation marrying with some frequency. Bill followed up the idea with an enthusiasm that even trenched upon his popularity with his followers. One day he had happened upon Edna tending her pigs, and had at once fallen a-wooing with great urgency among the troughs of slush. Edna had made a gallant resistance, but he was still vigorously about and extraordinarily impatient. He might, she said, come at any time, and she looked Bert in the eyes. They were back already in the barbaric stage when a man must fight for his love.
But Edna was not married, and when Bert finally got a chance to talk to her, she explained the situation he was facing. That small, isolated farming area had fallen under the control of a group of bullies led by a guy named Bill Gore, who started out as a butcher's assistant and became a prizefighter and professional athlete. They had been organized by a local nobleman who once held a prominent position in horse racing, but after a while, he disappeared under mysterious circumstances, and Bill took over leadership of the area, applying his mentor's methods with great intensity. The local nobleman had a somewhat progressive philosophy, focused on “improving the race” and creating the Over-Man, which in practice meant himself and his small group frequently marrying—that is, if they could. Bill took this idea and pursued it with such enthusiasm that it almost threatened his popularity with his followers. One day, he came across Edna while she was caring for her pigs and immediately tried to woo her with great urgency among the muddy troughs. Edna put up a brave fight against his advances, but he was still very much in her face and incredibly impatient. She said he could show up at any moment, and she looked Bert in the eyes. They were back in a primitive time when a man had to fight for the woman he loved.
And here one deplores the conflicts of truth with the chivalrous tradition. One would like to tell of Bert sallying forth to challenge his rival, of a ring formed and a spirited encounter, and Bert by some miracle of pluck and love and good fortune winning. But indeed nothing of the sort occurred. Instead, he reloaded his revolver very carefully, and then sat in the best room of the cottage by the derelict brickfield, looking anxious and perplexed, and listening to talk about Bill and his ways, and thinking, thinking. Then suddenly Edna's aunt, with a thrill in her voice, announced the appearance of that individual. He was coming with two others of his gang through the garden gate. Bert got up, put the woman aside, and looked out. They presented remarkable figures. They wore a sort of uniform of red golfing jackets and white sweaters, football singlet, and stockings and boots and each had let his fancy play about his head-dress. Bill had a woman's hat full of cock's feathers, and all had wild, slouching cowboy brims.
And here, we feel sad about how truth clashes with the chivalrous tradition. One would want to tell a story of Bert going out to challenge his rival, of a circle forming and an exciting fight, with Bert somehow managing to win through bravery, love, and luck. But in reality, nothing like that happened. Instead, he carefully reloaded his revolver and then sat in the best room of the cottage next to the abandoned brickfield, looking anxious and confused while listening to conversations about Bill and his antics, and deep in thought. Then suddenly, Edna's aunt announced with a hint of excitement that Bill was arriving, along with two other guys from his gang, through the garden gate. Bert got up, pushed the woman aside, and looked out. They were quite a sight. They were dressed in a sort of uniform of red golfing jackets and white sweaters, football singlets, and stockings and boots, and each had a whimsical headpiece. Bill wore a woman's hat adorned with rooster feathers, and they all had wild, slouchy cowboy hats.
Bert sighed and stood up, deeply thoughtful, and Edna watched him, marvelling. The women stood quite still. He left the window, and went out into the passage rather slowly, and with the careworn expression of a man who gives his mind to a complex and uncertain business. “Edna!” he called, and when she came he opened the front door.
Bert sighed and got up, lost in thought, and Edna watched him in amazement. The women stood completely still. He stepped away from the window and walked slowly into the hallway, wearing the tired expression of someone dealing with a complicated and uncertain situation. “Edna!” he called, and when she arrived, he opened the front door.
He asked very simply, and pointing to the foremost of the three, “That 'im?... Sure?”... and being told that it was, shot his rival instantly and very accurately through the chest. He then shot Bill's best man much less tidily in the head, and then shot at and winged the third man as he fled. The third gentleman yelped, and continued running with a comical end-on twist.
He asked very simply, pointing to the front of the three, “That guy?... Really?”... and when he was confirmed, he shot his rival instantly and very accurately in the chest. He then shot Bill's best man much less cleanly in the head, and then shot at and grazed the third man as he ran away. The third guy yelped and kept running with a funny twist.
Then Bert stood still meditating, with the pistol in his hand, and quite regardless of the women behind him.
Then Bert stood still, deep in thought, with the gun in his hand, completely ignoring the women behind him.
So far things had gone well.
So far, everything had gone smoothly.
It became evident to him that if he did not go into politics at once, he would be hanged as an assassin and accordingly, and without a word to the women, he went down to the village public-house he had passed an hour before on his way to Edna, entered it from the rear, and confronted the little band of ambiguous roughs, who were drinking in the tap-room and discussing matrimony and Bill's affection in a facetious but envious manner, with a casually held but carefully reloaded revolver, and an invitation to join what he called, I regret to say, a “Vigilance Committee” under his direction. “It's wanted about 'ere, and some of us are gettin' it up.” He presented himself as one having friends outside, though indeed, he had no friends at all in the world but Edna and her aunt and two female cousins.
It became clear to him that if he didn't jump into politics immediately, he'd be labeled an assassin. So, without saying a word to the women, he headed down to the village pub he had passed an hour earlier on his way to Edna. He entered through the back and faced a group of indistinct tough guys drinking in the taproom. They were joking about marriage and Bill's affections in a light-hearted yet envious way, one of them casually holding a reloaded revolver. He extended an invitation to join what he called, unfortunately, a “Vigilance Committee” that he was organizing. “It’s needed around here, and some of us are getting it together.” He introduced himself as someone with friends outside, even though the only people he really considered friends were Edna, her aunt, and two female cousins.
There was a quick but entirely respectful discussion of the situation. They thought him a lunatic who had tramped into, this neighbourhood ignorant of Bill. They desired to temporise until their leader came. Bill would settle him. Some one spoke of Bill.
There was a brief but completely respectful conversation about the situation. They viewed him as a crazy person who had wandered into this neighborhood without knowing about Bill. They wanted to buy some time until their leader arrived. Bill would handle it. Someone mentioned Bill.
“Bill's dead, I jest shot 'im,” said Bert. “We don't need reckon with 'im. 'e's shot, and a red-'aired chap with a squint, 'E'S shot. We've settled up all that. There ain't going to be no more Bill, ever. 'E'd got wrong ideas about marriage and things. It's 'is sort of chap we're after.”
“Bill's dead, I just shot him,” said Bert. “We don't have to deal with him. He's shot, and a red-haired guy with a squint, HE'S shot. We've taken care of all that. There won't be a Bill anymore, ever. He had the wrong ideas about marriage and stuff. It's his kind of guy we're after.”
That carried the meeting.
That led the meeting.
Bill was perfunctorily buried, and Bert's Vigilance Committee (for so it continued to be called) reigned in his stead.
Bill was buried without much thought, and Bert's Vigilance Committee (as it was still known) took over in his place.
That is the end of this story so far as Bert Smallways is concerned. We leave him with his Edna to become squatters among the clay and oak thickets of the Weald, far away from the stream of events. From that time forth life became a succession of peasant encounters, an affair of pigs and hens and small needs and little economies and children, until Clapham and Bun Hill and all the life of the Scientific Age became to Bert no more than the fading memory of a dream. He never knew how the War in the Air went on, nor whether it still went on. There were rumours of airships going and coming, and of happenings Londonward. Once or twice their shadows fell on him as he worked, but whence they came or whither they went he could not tell. Even his desire to tell died out for want of food. At times came robbers and thieves, at times came diseases among the beasts and shortness of food, once the country was worried by a pack of boar-hounds he helped to kill; he went through many inconsecutive, irrelevant adventures. He survived them all.
That's the end of the story for Bert Smallways. We leave him with Edna, becoming homesteaders among the clay and oak thickets of the Weald, far from the flow of events. From then on, life turned into a series of simple encounters, filled with pigs, hens, small needs, little economies, and children, until Clapham and Bun Hill and everything from the Scientific Age faded away for Bert like the memory of a dream. He never found out how the War in the Air progressed, or if it was still happening. There were rumors of airships coming and going, and of events in London. Once or twice, their shadows passed over him while he worked, but he had no idea where they came from or where they were headed. Even his urge to share stories faded away for lack of inspiration. Sometimes there were robbers and thieves, other times there were diseases among the animals and food shortages. Once, the area was troubled by a pack of boar-hounds that he helped to take down. He went through many disjointed, unrelated adventures. He managed to survive them all.
Accident and death came near them both ever and again and passed them by, and they loved and suffered and were happy, and she bore him many children—eleven children—one after the other, of whom only four succumbed to the necessary hardships of their simple life. They lived and did well, as well was understood in those days. They went the way of all flesh, year by year.
Accident and death were always close to them but seemed to pass by. They loved, suffered, and were happy together, and she had many kids—eleven in total—though only four survived the tough realities of their simple life. They lived well, as was expected at that time. Year after year, they followed the natural course of life.
THE EPILOGUE
It happened that one bright summer's morning exactly thirty years after the launching of the first German air-fleet, an old man took a small boy to look for a missing hen through the ruins of Bun Hill and out towards the splintered pinnacles of the Crystal Palace. He was not a very old man; he was, as a matter of fact, still within a few weeks of sixty-three, but constant stooping over spades and forks and the carrying of roots and manure, and exposure to the damps of life in the open-air without a change of clothing, had bent him into the form of a sickle. Moreover, he had lost most of his teeth and that had affected his digestion and through that his skin and temper. In face and expression he was curiously like that old Thomas Smallways who had once been coachman to Sir Peter Bone, and this was just as it should be, for he was Tom Smallways the son, who formerly kept the little green-grocer's shop under the straddle of the mono-rail viaduct in the High Street of Bun Hill. But now there were no green-grocer's shops, and Tom was living in one of the derelict villas hard by that unoccupied building site that had been and was still the scene of his daily horticulture. He and his wife lived upstairs, and in the drawing and dining rooms, which had each French windows opening on the lawn, and all about the ground floor generally, Jessica, who was now a lean and lined and baldish but still very efficient and energetic old woman, kept her three cows and a multitude of gawky hens. These two were part of a little community of stragglers and returned fugitives, perhaps a hundred and fifty souls of them all together, that had settled down to the new conditions of things after the Panic and Famine and Pestilence that followed in the wake of the War. They had come back from strange refuges and hiding-places and had squatted down among the familiar houses and begun that hard struggle against nature for food which was now the chief interest of their lives. They were by sheer preoccupation with that a peaceful people, more particularly after Wilkes, the house agent, driven by some obsolete dream of acquisition, had been drowned in the pool by the ruined gas-works for making inquiries into title and displaying a litigious turn of mind. (He had not been murdered, you understand, but the people had carried an exemplary ducking ten minutes or so beyond its healthy limits.)
It so happened that on a bright summer morning, exactly thirty years after the launch of the first German air fleet, an old man took a young boy to search for a missing hen through the ruins of Bun Hill and toward the jagged spires of the Crystal Palace. He wasn’t very old, actually just a few weeks shy of sixty-three, but years of bending over shovels and carrying roots and manure, along with being exposed to the dampness of outdoor life without changing his clothes, had bent him into a sickle shape. Additionally, he had lost most of his teeth, which messed with his digestion, and that affected his skin and temperament. In both his looks and demeanor, he resembled the old Thomas Smallways, who had once been a coachman for Sir Peter Bone, and that was fitting because he was Tom Smallways the son, who used to run a little green grocer's shop beneath the mono-rail viaduct on the High Street of Bun Hill. But now, there were no green grocer's shops, and Tom was living in one of the abandoned villas close to that vacant building site that had been, and still was, the setting for his daily gardening. He and his wife lived upstairs, and in the living and dining rooms, which both had French doors opening onto the lawn, and throughout the ground floor in general, Jessica, who was now a thin, lined, and somewhat bald but still very capable and energetic old woman, kept her three cows and a throng of awkward hens. These two were part of a small community of stragglers and returnees, around a hundred and fifty people in total, who had settled into the new reality after the Panic, Famine, and Pestilence that followed the War. They had come back from distant refuges and hiding spots, squatting among the familiar houses and engaging in a tough struggle against nature for food, which had become the main focus of their lives. They were a peaceful people, mainly because of their preoccupation with survival, especially after Wilkes, the real estate agent, driven by some outdated dream of ownership, had drowned in the pool near the ruined gas works while trying to investigate property titles and showing a litigious mindset. (He wasn’t murdered, mind you, but the community had held him under for an exemplary ducking that went about ten minutes past healthy limits.)
This little community had returned from its original habits of suburban parasitism to what no doubt had been the normal life of humanity for nearly immemorial years, a life of homely economies in the most intimate contact with cows and hens and patches of ground, a life that breathes and exhales the scent of cows and finds the need for stimulants satisfied by the activity of the bacteria and vermin it engenders. Such had been the life of the European peasant from the dawn of history to the beginning of the Scientific Era, so it was the large majority of the people of Asia and Africa had always been wont to live. For a time it had seemed that, by virtue of machines, and scientific civilisation, Europe was to be lifted out of this perpetual round of animal drudgery, and that America was to evade it very largely from the outset. And with the smash of the high and dangerous and splendid edifice of mechanical civilisation that had arisen so marvellously, back to the land came the common man, back to the manure.
This small community had moved away from its previous suburban lifestyle and returned to what had likely been the normal way of life for humanity for thousands of years—a life of simple living in close connection with cows, chickens, and small plots of land. It was a life that exudes the smell of livestock and finds its need for stimulation fulfilled by the bacteria and pests it breeds. This had been the existence of the European peasant from the beginning of history until the start of the Scientific Era, and it was how the vast majority of people in Asia and Africa had always lived. For a while, it seemed that, thanks to machines and scientific advancement, Europe would escape this endless cycle of labor, and that America would largely avoid it from the beginning. However, with the collapse of the grand and dangerous structure of mechanical civilization that had risen so impressively, the ordinary person returned to the land, back to the dirt.
The little communities, still haunted by ten thousand memories of a greater state, gathered and developed almost tacitly a customary law and fell under the guidance of a medicine man or a priest. The world rediscovered religion and the need of something to hold its communities together. At Bun Hill this function was entrusted to an old Baptist minister. He taught a simple but adequate faith. In his teaching a good principle called the Word fought perpetually against a diabolical female influence called the Scarlet Woman and an evil being called Alcohol. This Alcohol had long since become a purely spiritualised conception deprived of any element of material application; it had no relation to the occasional finds of whiskey and wine in Londoners' cellars that gave Bun Hill its only holidays. He taught this doctrine on Sundays, and on weekdays he was an amiable and kindly old man, distinguished by his quaint disposition to wash his hands, and if possible his face, daily, and with a wonderful genius for cutting up pigs. He held his Sunday services in the old church in the Beckenham Road, and then the countryside came out in a curious reminiscence of the urban dress of Edwardian times. All the men without exception wore frock coats, top hats, and white shirts, though many had no boots. Tom was particularly distinguished on these occasions because he wore a top hat with gold lace about it and a green coat and trousers that he had found upon a skeleton in the basement of the Urban and District Bank. The women, even Jessica, came in jackets and immense hats extravagantly trimmed with artificial flowers and exotic birds' feather's—of which there were abundant supplies in the shops to the north—and the children (there were not many children, because a large proportion of the babies born in Bun Hill died in a few days' time of inexplicable maladies) had similar clothes cut down to accommodate them; even Stringer's little grandson of four wore a large top hat.
The small communities, still filled with countless memories of a better past, quietly developed a customary law and fell under the leadership of a medicine man or a priest. Society rediscovered religion and the need for something to keep its communities united. At Bun Hill, this role was taken on by an elderly Baptist minister. He taught a simple but sufficient faith. In his teachings, a good principle called the Word constantly battled against a wicked female influence known as the Scarlet Woman and a sinister force called Alcohol. This Alcohol had long ago transformed into a purely spiritual concept, stripped of any material reality; it had nothing to do with the occasional finds of whiskey and wine in Londoners' cellars that provided Bun Hill its only holidays. He preached this doctrine on Sundays, and on weekdays, he was a friendly and gentle old man, known for his peculiar habit of washing his hands, and if he could, his face, daily, along with his remarkable talent for butchering pigs. He held his Sunday services in the old church on Beckenham Road, and then the countryside appeared in a curious throwback to the urban fashion of the Edwardian era. Every man, without exception, wore frock coats, top hats, and white shirts, though many had no boots. Tom stood out during these occasions because he wore a top hat adorned with gold lace and a green coat and trousers he’d found on a skeleton in the basement of the Urban and District Bank. The women, including Jessica, wore jackets and enormous hats extravagantly decorated with artificial flowers and exotic bird feathers—of which there were plenty in the shops to the north—and the children (there weren’t many children, as a large number of babies born in Bun Hill died shortly after from inexplicable illnesses) wore similar outfits adjusted for their size; even Stringer's little four-year-old grandson wore a big top hat.
That was the Sunday costume of the Bun Hill district, a curious and interesting survival of the genteel traditions of the Scientific Age. On a weekday the folk were dingily and curiously hung about with dirty rags of housecloth and scarlet flannel, sacking, curtain serge, and patches of old carpet, and went either bare-footed or on rude wooden sandals. These people, the reader must understand, were an urban population sunken back to the state of a barbaric peasantry, and so without any of the simple arts a barbaric peasantry would possess. In many ways they were curiously degenerate and incompetent. They had lost any idea of making textiles, they could hardly make up clothes when they had material, and they were forced to plunder the continually dwindling supplies of the ruins about them for cover.
That was the Sunday outfit of the Bun Hill district, a strange and fascinating reminder of the refined traditions of the Scientific Age. During the week, the people wore ragged and grimy scraps of housecloth, red flannel, burlap, curtain fabric, and bits of old carpet, and often went barefoot or in crude wooden sandals. It's important to understand that these individuals were an urban population reduced to the level of a primitive peasantry, lacking even the basic skills that such a peasantry would typically have. In many ways, they were oddly degraded and inept. They had forgotten how to make textiles, struggled to sew clothes even when they had fabric, and were compelled to scavenge from the ever-shrinking remnants of the ruins around them for clothing.
All the simple arts they had ever known they had lost, and with the breakdown of modern drainage, modern water supply, shopping, and the like, their civilised methods were useless. Their cooking was worse than primitive. It was a feeble muddling with food over wood fires in rusty drawing-room fireplaces; for the kitcheners burnt too much. Among them all no sense of baking or brewing or metal-working was to be found.
All the basic skills they once had were gone, and with the collapse of modern drainage and water supply, shopping, and so on, their civilized ways became useless. Their cooking was even worse than primitive. It was a weak attempt at preparing food over wood fires in old drawing-room fireplaces, because the cooks burned too much. Among them, there was no knowledge of baking, brewing, or metalworking to be found.
Their employment of sacking and such-like coarse material for work-a-day clothing, and their habit of tying it on with string and of thrusting wadding and straw inside it for warmth, gave these people an odd, “packed” appearance, and as it was a week-day when Tom took his little nephew for the hen-seeking excursion, so it was they were attired.
Their use of burlap and other rough materials for everyday clothing, along with their habit of tying it on with string and stuffing it with padding and straw for warmth, gave these people a strange, "packed" look, and since it was a weekday when Tom took his little nephew on the hen-seeking trip, that’s how they were dressed.
“So you've really got to Bun Hill at last, Teddy,” said old Tom, beginning to talk and slackening his pace so soon as they were out of range of old Jessica. “You're the last of Bert's boys for me to see. Wat I've seen, young Bert I've seen, Sissie and Matt, Tom what's called after me, and Peter. The traveller people brought you along all right, eh?”
“So you've finally made it to Bun Hill, Teddy,” said old Tom, starting to chat and slowing down as soon as they were out of earshot of old Jessica. “You're the last of Bert's boys I need to see. I've seen young Bert, Sissie, Matt, Tom named after me, and Peter. The travelers brought you here safely, right?”
“I managed,” said Teddy, who was a dry little boy.
“I got by,” said Teddy, who was a quiet little boy.
“Didn't want to eat you on the way?”
“Didn’t want to eat you on the way?”
“They was all right,” said Teddy, “and on the way near Leatherhead we saw a man riding on a bicycle.”
“They were all right,” said Teddy, “and on the way near Leatherhead, we saw a man riding a bicycle.”
“My word!” said Tom, “there ain't many of those about nowadays. Where was he going?”
“My word!” said Tom, “there aren't many of those around these days. Where was he going?”
“Said 'e was going to Dorking if the High Road was good enough. But I doubt if he got there. All about Burford it was flooded. We came over the hill, uncle—what they call the Roman Road. That's high and safe.”
“he said he was going to Dorking if the High Road was clear enough. But I doubt he made it there. It was flooded all around Burford. We came over the hill, uncle—what they call the Roman Road. That’s high and safe.”
“Don't know it,” said old Tom. “But a bicycle! You're sure it was a bicycle? Had two wheels?”
“Don't know it,” said old Tom. “But a bicycle! Are you sure it was a bicycle? It had two wheels?”
“It was a bicycle right enough.”
“It was definitely a bike.”
“Why! I remember a time, Teddy, where there was bicycles no end, when you could stand just here—the road was as smooth as a board then—and see twenty or thirty coming and going at the same time, bicycles and moty-bicycles; moty cars, all sorts of whirly things.”
“Wow! I remember a time, Teddy, when there were bicycles everywhere, when you could stand right here—the road was as smooth as a board back then—and see twenty or thirty coming and going at the same time, bicycles and motorbikes; motor cars, all kinds of whirly things.”
“No!” said Teddy.
“No!” Teddy exclaimed.
“I do. They'd keep on going by all day,—'undreds and 'undreds.”
“I do. They’d keep going all day—hundreds and hundreds.”
“But where was they all going?” asked Teddy.
“But where were they all going?” asked Teddy.
“Tearin' off to Brighton—you never seen Brighton, I expect—it's down by the sea, used to be a moce 'mazing place—and coming and going from London.”
“Tearing off to Brighton—you've probably never seen Brighton, right? It's down by the sea, used to be an amazing place—and it's easy to travel back and forth from London.”
“Why?”
“Why?”
“They did.”
“They did.”
“But why?”
"But why?"
“Lord knows why, Teddy. They did. Then you see that great thing there like a great big rusty nail sticking up higher than all the houses, and that one yonder, and that, and how something's fell in between 'em among the houses. They was parts of the mono-rail. They went down to Brighton too and all day and night there was people going, great cars as big as 'ouses full of people.”
“Lord knows why, Teddy. They did. Then you see that huge thing there like a giant rusty nail sticking up higher than all the houses, and that one over there, and that, and how something's fallen in between them among the houses. They were parts of the mono-rail. They went down to Brighton too and all day and night there were people going, huge cars as big as houses full of people.”
The little boy regarded the rusty evidences acrosss the narrow muddy ditch of cow-droppings that had once been a High Street. He was clearly disposed to be sceptical, and yet there the ruins were! He grappled with ideas beyond the strength of his imagination.
The little boy looked at the rusty signs across the narrow muddy ditch filled with cow droppings that used to be a High Street. He was clearly doubtful, yet there the ruins stood! He struggled with thoughts that were beyond what his imagination could handle.
“What did they go for?” he asked, “all of 'em?”
“What did they go for?” he asked, “all of them?”
“They 'ad to. Everything was on the go those days—everything.”
“They had to. Everything was happening back then—everything.”
“Yes, but where did they come from?”
“Yes, but where did they come from?”
“All round 'ere, Teddy, there was people living in those 'ouses, and up the road more 'ouses and more people. You'd 'ardly believe me, Teddy, but it's Bible truth. You can go on that way for ever and ever, and keep on coming on 'ouses, more 'ouses, and more. There's no end to 'em. No end. They get bigger and bigger.” His voice dropped as though he named strange names.
“All around here, Teddy, there were people living in those houses, and up the road more houses and more people. You wouldn’t believe me, Teddy, but it’s the honest truth. You can keep going that way forever, and you’ll keep coming across houses, more houses, and more. There’s no end to them. No end. They just keep getting bigger and bigger.” His voice lowered as if he was mentioning something unusual.
“It's London,” he said.
“It’s London,” he said.
“And it's all empty now and left alone. All day it's left alone. You don't find 'ardly a man, you won't find nothing but dogs and cats after the rats until you get round by Bromley and Beckenham, and there you find the Kentish men herding swine. (Nice rough lot they are too!) I tell you that so long as the sun is up it's as still as the grave. I been about by day—orfen and orfen.” He paused.
“And it’s all empty now, just left alone. All day it's just left alone. You hardly see a man; all you’ll find are dogs and cats chasing rats until you get around Bromley and Beckenham, and there you see the Kentish men herding pigs. (They’re a rough bunch, for sure!) I tell you, as long as the sun is up, it’s as quiet as the grave. I’ve been around during the day—often and often.” He paused.
“And all those 'ouses and streets and ways used to be full of people before the War in the Air and the Famine and the Purple Death. They used to be full of people, Teddy, and then came a time when they was full of corpses, when you couldn't go a mile that way before the stink of 'em drove you back. It was the Purple Death 'ad killed 'em every one. The cats and dogs and 'ens and vermin caught it. Everything and every one 'ad it. Jest a few of us 'appened to live. I pulled through, and your aunt, though it made 'er lose 'er 'air. Why, you find the skeletons in the 'ouses now. This way we been into all the 'ouses and took what we wanted and buried moce of the people, but up that way, Norwood way, there's 'ouses with the glass in the windows still, and the furniture not touched—all dusty and falling to pieces—and the bones of the people lying, some in bed, some about the 'ouse, jest as the Purple Death left 'em five-and-twenty years ago. I went into one—me and old Higgins las' year—and there was a room with books, Teddy—you know what I mean by books, Teddy?”
“And all those houses and streets used to be full of people before the War in the Air, the Famine, and the Purple Death. They were full of people, Teddy, and then came a time when they were full of corpses, when you couldn't walk a mile that way without the stench driving you back. It was the Purple Death that killed them all. The cats and dogs and hens and pests caught it too. Everything and everyone had it. Just a few of us happened to survive. I made it through, and your aunt did too, though it made her lose her hair. You can still find skeletons in the houses now. This way, we've been into all the houses, taken what we wanted, and buried most of the people, but up that way, Norwood way, there are houses with glass still in the windows and untouched furniture—all dusty and falling apart—and the bones of the people lying, some in bed, some around the house, just as the Purple Death left them twenty-five years ago. I went into one—me and old Higgins last year—and there was a room with books, Teddy—you know what I mean by books, Teddy?”
“I seen 'em. I seen 'em with pictures.”
“I saw them. I saw them with pictures.”
“Well, books all round, Teddy, 'undreds of books, beyond-rhyme or reason, as the saying goes, green-mouldy and dry. I was for leaven' 'em alone—I was never much for reading—but ole Higgins he must touch em. 'I believe I could read one of 'em NOW,' 'e says.
“Well, books everywhere, Teddy, hundreds of books, without any rhyme or reason, as the saying goes, covered in green mold and dry. I wanted to leave them alone—I never was much for reading—but old Higgins just had to get his hands on them. 'I think I could read one of them NOW,' he says.
“'Not it,' I says.
"Not it," I say.
“'I could,' 'e says, laughing and takes one out and opens it.
"I could," he says, laughing as he takes one out and opens it.
“I looked, and there, Teddy, was a cullud picture, oh, so lovely! It was a picture of women and serpents in a garden. I never see anything like it.
“I looked, and there, Teddy, was a colored picture, oh, so beautiful! It was a picture of women and snakes in a garden. I’ve never seen anything like it."
“'This suits me,' said old Higgins, 'to rights.'
"This works for me," said old Higgins, "perfectly."
“And then kind of friendly he gave the book a pat—
“And then, in a friendly way, he gave the book a little pat—
Old Tom Smallways paused impressively.
Old Tom Smallways paused dramatically.
“And then?” said Teddy.
"And then?" asked Teddy.
“It all fell to dus'. White dus'!” He became still more impressive. “We didn't touch no more of them books that day. Not after that.”
“It all turned to dust. White dust!” He became even more intense. “We didn’t touch any of those books after that. Not after that.”
For a long time both were silent. Then Tom, playing with a subject that attracted him with a fatal fascination, repeated, “All day long they lie—still as the grave.”
For a long time, both of them were quiet. Then Tom, intrigued by a topic that drew him in with a dangerous allure, said again, “All day long they lie—still as the grave.”
Teddy took the point at last. “Don't they lie o' nights?” he asked.
Teddy finally understood. “Don't they sleep at night?” he asked.
Old Tom shook his head. “Nobody knows, boy, nobody knows.”
Old Tom shook his head. “No one knows, kid, no one knows.”
“But what could they do?”
“But what can they do?”
“Nobody knows. Nobody ain't seen to tell not nobody.”
“Nobody knows. Nobody has seen to tell anyone.”
“Nobody?”
"Is anyone there?"
“They tell tales,” said old Tom. “They tell tales, but there ain't no believing 'em. I gets 'ome about sundown, and keeps indoors, so I can't say nothing, can I? But there's them that thinks some things and them as thinks others. I've 'eard it's unlucky to take clo'es off of 'em unless they got white bones. There's stories—”
“They tell stories,” said old Tom. “They tell stories, but you can't really believe them. I get home around sunset and stay indoors, so I can't say much, can I? But there are those who believe some things and others who believe different things. I've heard it's bad luck to take clothes off of them unless they have white bones. There are stories—”
The boy watched his uncle sharply. “WOT stories?” he said.
The boy looked at his uncle keenly. “What stories?” he asked.
“Stories of moonlight nights and things walking about. But I take no stock in 'em. I keeps in bed. If you listen to stories—Lord! You'll get afraid of yourself in a field at midday.”
“Stories about moonlit nights and things lurking around. But I don't buy into them. I stay in bed. If you listen to those stories—man! You'll end up being scared of yourself in a field at noon.”
The little boy looked round and ceased his questions for a space.
The little boy looked around and stopped asking questions for a while.
“They say there's a 'og man in Beck'n'am what was lost in London three days and three nights. 'E went up after whiskey to Cheapside, and lorst 'is way among the ruins and wandered. Three days and three nights 'e wandered about and the streets kep' changing so's he couldn't get 'ome. If 'e 'adn't remembered some words out of the Bible 'e might 'ave been there now. All day 'e went and all night—and all day long it was still. It was as still as death all day long, until the sunset came and the twilight thickened, and then it began to rustle and whisper and go pit-a-pat with a sound like 'urrying feet.”
“They say there’s an old man in Beckingham who got lost in London for three days and three nights. He went out for whiskey to Cheapside and lost his way among the ruins and wandered around. For three days and three nights, he wandered, and the streets kept changing so he couldn’t find his way home. If he hadn’t remembered some words from the Bible, he might still be there. He walked all day and all night—and all day long it was silent. It was as quiet as death all day until sunset came and twilight thickened, and then it started to rustle and whisper and go patter with a sound like hurried feet.”
He paused.
He stopped.
“Yes,” said the little boy breathlessly. “Go on. What then?”
“Yes,” said the little boy, breathless. “Go on. What happened next?”
“A sound of carts and 'orses there was, and a sound of cabs and omnibuses, and then a lot of whistling, shrill whistles, whistles that froze 'is marrer. And directly the whistles began things begun to show, people in the streets 'urrying, people in the 'ouses and shops busying themselves, moty cars in the streets, a sort of moonlight in all the lamps and winders. People, I say, Teddy, but they wasn't people. They was the ghosts of them that was overtook, the ghosts of them that used to crowd those streets. And they went past 'im and through 'im and never 'eeded 'im, went by like fogs and vapours, Teddy. And sometimes they was cheerful and sometimes they was 'orrible, 'orrible beyond words. And once 'e come to a place called Piccadilly, Teddy, and there was lights blazing like daylight and ladies and gentlemen in splendid clo'es crowding the pavement, and taxicabs follering along the road. And as 'e looked, they all went evil—evil in the face, Teddy. And it seemed to 'im suddenly they saw 'im, and the women began to look at 'im and say things to 'im—'orrible—wicked things. One come very near 'im, Teddy, right up to 'im, and looked into 'is face—close. And she 'adn't got a face to look with, only a painted skull, and then 'e see; they was all painted skulls. And one after another they crowded on 'im saying 'orrible things, and catchin' at 'im and threatenin' and coaxing 'im, so that 'is 'eart near left 'is body for fear.”
“There was the sound of carts and horses, and the sound of cabs and buses, and then a lot of whistling—sharp whistles that chilled him to the bone. And as soon as the whistles started, things began to appear—people in the streets rushing, people in the houses and shops keeping busy, fancy cars zooming along the streets, a kind of moonlight glowing from all the lamps and windows. I’m telling you, Teddy, they looked like people, but they weren’t really people. They were the ghosts of those who had once filled the streets. They passed right through him, unnoticed, like fog and mist, Teddy. Sometimes they seemed cheerful, and sometimes they were horrifying—terrifying beyond words. Once he reached a place called Piccadilly, Teddy, where the lights shone like daylight and ladies and gentlemen in fancy clothes packed the sidewalks, with taxis driving along the road. But as he watched, they all turned sinister—evil in the face, Teddy. Suddenly it felt like they could see him, and the women started looking at him, saying terrible things—wicked things. One came very close, Teddy, right up to him, and looked directly into his face—so close. And she didn’t have a real face, just a painted skull, and then he realized; they were all painted skulls. One after another they crowded around him, saying horrible things, grabbing at him, threatening and coaxing him, so much that his heart nearly leaped out of his chest from fear.”
“Yes,” gasped Teddy in an unendurable pause.
“Yes,” gasped Teddy during a painful pause.
“Then it was he remembered the words of Scripture and saved himself alive. 'The Lord is my 'Elper, 'e says, 'therefore I will fear nothing,' and straightaway there came a cock-crowing and the street was empty from end to end. And after that the Lord was good to 'im and guided 'im 'ome.”
“Then he remembered the words of Scripture and saved himself. 'The Lord is my helper,' he said, 'so I will fear nothing,' and right away, a rooster crowed, and the street was empty from one end to the other. After that, the Lord was good to him and guided him home.”
Teddy stared and caught at another question. “But who was the people,” he asked, “who lived in all these 'ouses? What was they?”
Teddy stared and caught at another question. “But who were the people,” he asked, “who lived in all these 'houses? What were they?”
“Gent'men in business, people with money—leastways we thought it was money till everything smashed up, and then seemingly it was jes' paper—all sorts. Why, there was 'undreds of thousands of them. There was millions. I've seen that 'I Street there regular so's you couldn't walk along the pavements, shoppin' time, with women and people shoppin'.”
“Gentlemen in business, people with money—at least we thought it was money until everything fell apart, and then it seemed like it was just paper—all kinds. Seriously, there were hundreds of thousands of them. There were millions. I've seen 'I Street' so crowded during shopping hours that you couldn't walk on the sidewalks with all the women and people shopping.”
“But where'd they get their food and things?”
“But where did they get their food and stuff?”
“Bort 'em in shops like I used to 'ave. I'll show you the place, Teddy, if we go back. People nowadays 'aven't no idee of a shop—no idee. Plate-glass winders—it's all Greek to them. Why, I've 'ad as much as a ton and a 'arf of petaties to 'andle all at one time. You'd open your eyes till they dropped out to see jes' what I used to 'ave in my shop. Baskets of pears 'eaped up, marrers, apples and pears, d'licious great nuts.” His voice became luscious—“Benanas, oranges.”
“Buy them in stores like I used to have. I'll show you the place, Teddy, if we go back. People nowadays have no idea what a real store is—no clue. Plate-glass windows—it's all foreign to them. I once handled as much as a ton and a half of potatoes all at once. You’d be shocked to see what I used to have in my shop. Baskets of pears piled high, plums, apples and pears, delicious big nuts.” His voice turned rich—“Bananas, oranges.”
“What's benanas?” asked the boy, “and oranges?”
"What's bananas?" asked the boy, "and oranges?"
“Fruits they was. Sweet, juicy, d'licious fruits. Foreign fruits. They brought 'em from Spain and N' York and places. In ships and things. They brought 'em to me from all over the world, and I sold 'em in my shop. I sold 'em, Teddy! me what goes about now with you, dressed up in old sacks and looking for lost 'ens. People used to come into my shop, great beautiful ladies like you'd 'ardly dream of now, dressed up to the nines, and say, 'Well, Mr. Smallways, what you got 'smorning?' and I'd say, 'Well, I got some very nice C'nadian apples, 'or p'raps I got custed marrers. See? And they'd buy 'em. Right off they'd say, 'Send me some up.' Lord! what a life that was. The business of it, the bussel, the smart things you saw, moty cars going by, kerridges, people, organ-grinders, German bands. Always something going past—always. If it wasn't for those empty 'ouses, I'd think it all a dream.”
“Fruits they were. Sweet, juicy, delicious fruits. Exotic fruits. They brought them from Spain and New York and other places. In ships and everything. They brought them to me from all over the world, and I sold them in my shop. I sold them, Teddy! Me, who now wanders around with you, dressed in old sacks and looking for lost souls. People used to come into my shop, beautiful ladies you could hardly imagine today, all dressed up, and they’d say, 'Well, Mr. Smallways, what do you have this morning?' and I’d say, 'Well, I have some very nice Canadian apples, or maybe I have custard marrows. See?' And they’d buy them. Right away they’d say, 'Send me some up.' Goodness! What a life that was. The business aspect of it, the hustle, the impressive things you saw, fancy cars passing by, carriages, people, organ grinders, German bands. There was always something happening—always. If it weren't for those empty houses, I’d think it was all a dream.”
“But what killed all the people, uncle?” asked Teddy.
“But what caused all the deaths, uncle?” asked Teddy.
“It was a smash-up,” said old Tom. “Everything was going right until they started that War. Everything was going like clock-work. Everybody was busy and everybody was 'appy and everybody got a good square meal every day.”
“It was a disaster,” said old Tom. “Everything was going well until they started that War. Everything was running smoothly. Everyone was busy, everyone was happy, and everyone got a good meal every day.”
He met incredulous eyes. “Everybody,” he said firmly. “If you couldn't get it anywhere else, you could get it in the workhuss, a nice 'ot bowl of soup called skilly, and bread better'n any one knows 'ow to make now, reg'lar white bread, gov'ment bread.”
He met skeptical looks. “Everyone,” he said firmly. “If you couldn't find it anywhere else, you could get it in the workhouse, a nice hot bowl of soup called skilly, and bread better than anyone knows how to make now, regular white bread, government bread.”
Teddy marvelled, but said nothing. It made him feel deep longings that he found it wisest to fight down.
Teddy was amazed, but didn't say anything. It stirred up deep desires in him that he thought it was best to suppress.
For a time the old man resigned himself to the pleasures of gustatory reminiscence. His lips moved. “Pickled Sammin!” he whispered, “an' vinegar.... Dutch cheese, _beer_! A pipe of terbakker.”
For a while, the old man settled into the joys of remembering tastes. His lips moved. “Pickled salmon!” he whispered, “and vinegar... Dutch cheese, _beer_! A pipe of tobacco.”
“But 'OW did the people get killed?” asked Teddy presently.
“But how did the people get killed?” asked Teddy after a moment.
“There was the War. The War was the beginning of it. The War banged and flummocked about, but it didn't really KILL many people. But it upset things. They came and set fire to London and burnt and sank all the ships there used to be in the Thames—we could see the smoke and steam for weeks—and they threw a bomb into the Crystal Palace and made a bust-up, and broke down the rail lines and things like that. But as for killin' people, it was just accidental if they did. They killed each other more. There was a great fight all hereabout one day, Teddy—up in the air. Great things bigger than fifty 'ouses, bigger than the Crystal Palace—bigger, bigger than anything, flying about up in the air and whacking at each other and dead men fallin' off 'em. T'riffic! But, it wasn't so much the people they killed as the business they stopped. There wasn't any business doin', Teddy, there wasn't any money about, and nothin' to buy if you 'ad it.”
“There was the War. The War was the start of it all. The War raged and created chaos, but it didn't actually kill many people. However, it really messed things up. They came and set fire to London and burned and sank all the ships that used to be in the Thames—we could see the smoke and steam for weeks—and they dropped a bomb on the Crystal Palace and caused a big mess, and destroyed the rail lines and things like that. But as far as killing people went, it was mostly accidental if they did. They ended up killing each other more. One day, there was a huge fight all around here, Teddy—up in the air. Giant things bigger than fifty houses, bigger than the Crystal Palace—bigger, bigger than anything, flying around and bashing into each other and dead men falling off them. Terrifying! But it wasn't so much the people they killed as the business they disrupted. There was no business happening, Teddy, there was no money around, and nothing to buy even if you had it.”
“But 'ow did the people get killed?” said the little boy in the pause.
“But 'how did the people get killed?” said the little boy in the pause.
“I'm tellin' you, Teddy,” said the old man. “It was the stoppin' of business come next. Suddenly there didn't seem to be any money. There was cheques—they was a bit of paper written on, and they was jes' as good as money—jes' as good if they come from customers you knew. Then all of a sudden they wasn't. I was left with three of 'em and two I'd given' change. Then it got about that five-pun' notes were no good, and then the silver sort of went off. Gold you 'couldn't get for love or—anything. The banks in London 'ad got it, and the banks was all smashed up. Everybody went bankrup'. Everybody was thrown out of work. Everybody!”
“I'm telling you, Teddy,” said the old man. “Business came to a halt after that. Suddenly, there didn’t seem to be any money. There were checks—they were just pieces of paper with writing on them, and they were just as good as cash—just as good if they came from customers you trusted. Then all of a sudden, they weren’t. I was left with three of them and two I’d given as change. Then it got around that five-pound notes were worthless, and then the silver started to fade away. You couldn’t get gold for love or anything. The banks in London had it, and the banks were all wrecked. Everyone went bankrupt. Everyone was thrown out of work. Everyone!”
He paused, and scrutinised his hearer. The small boy's intelligent face expressed hopeless perplexity.
He paused and examined his listener. The small boy's intelligent face showed a look of hopeless confusion.
“That's 'ow it 'appened,” said old Tom. He sought for some means of expression. “It was like stoppin' a clock,” he said. “Things were quiet for a bit, deadly quiet, except for the air-ships fighting about in the sky, and then people begun to get excited. I remember my lars' customer, the very lars' customer that ever I 'ad. He was a Mr. Moses Gluckstein, a city gent and very pleasant and fond of sparrowgrass and chokes, and 'e cut in—there 'adn't been no customers for days—and began to talk very fast, offerin' me for anything I 'ad, anything, petaties or anything, its weight in gold. 'E said it was a little speculation 'e wanted to try. 'E said it was a sort of bet reely, and very likely 'e'd lose; but never mind that, 'e wanted to try. 'E always 'ad been a gambler, 'e said. 'E said I'd only got to weigh it out and 'e'd give me 'is cheque right away. Well, that led to a bit of a argument, perfect respectful it was, but a argument about whether a cheque was still good, and while 'e was explaining there come by a lot of these here unemployed with a great banner they 'ad for every one to read—every one could read those days—'We want Food.' Three or four of 'em suddenly turns and comes into my shop.
"That's how it happened," said old Tom. He looked for a way to explain. "It was like stopping a clock," he said. "Things were quiet for a while, dead silent, except for the airships battling in the sky, and then people started to get excited. I remember my last customer, the very last customer I ever had. He was Mr. Moses Gluckstein, a city gentleman who was very pleasant and fond of asparagus and artichokes, and he came in—there hadn't been any customers for days—and started to talk really fast, offering me anything I had, anything, potatoes or anything, its weight in gold. He said it was a little speculation he wanted to try. He said it was sort of a bet really, and he might very well lose; but never mind that, he wanted to give it a shot. He had always been a gambler, he said. He told me I just had to weigh it out and he'd give me his check right away. Well, that led to a bit of an argument, perfectly respectful it was, but an argument about whether a check was still good, and while he was explaining, a group of unemployed people came by with a big banner for everyone to read—everyone could read in those days—'We want Food.' Three or four of them suddenly turned and came into my shop.
“'Got any food?' says one.
"'Got any food?' asks one."
“'No,' I says, 'not to sell. I wish I 'ad. But if I 'ad, I'm afraid I couldn't let you have it. This gent, 'e's been offerin' me—'
“'No,' I said, 'not to sell. I wish I had. But if I had, I'm afraid I couldn't let you have it. This guy, he's been offering me—”
“Mr. Gluckstein 'e tried to stop me, but it was too late.
“Mr. Gluckstein tried to stop me, but it was too late.
“'What's 'e been offerin' you?' says a great big chap with a 'atchet; 'what's 'e been offerin you?' I 'ad to tell.
“'What’s he been offering you?' says a big guy with a hat; 'what’s he been offering you?' I had to tell.
“'Boys,' 'e said, ''ere's another feenancier!' and they took 'im out there and then, and 'ung 'im on a lam'pose down the street. 'E never lifted a finger to resist. After I tole on 'im 'e never said a word....”
"Boys," he said, "here's another financier!" and they took him out right then and there, and hung him on a lamppost down the street. He never lifted a finger to resist. After I told on him, he never said a word....
Tom meditated for a space. “First chap I ever sin 'ung!” he said.
Tom took a moment to think. “First guy I ever sung to!” he said.
“Ow old was you?” asked Teddy.
“How old were you?” asked Teddy.
“'Bout thirty,” said old Tom.
"About thirty," said old Tom.
“Why! I saw free pig-stealers 'ung before I was six,” said Teddy. “Father took me because of my birfday being near. Said I ought to be blooded....”
“Wow! I saw free pig-stealers hung before I was six,” said Teddy. “Dad took me because my birthday was coming up. He said I should be blooded....”
“Well, you never saw no-one killed by a moty car, any'ow,” said old Tom after a moment of chagrin. “And you never saw no dead men carried into a chemis' shop.”
“Well, you’ve never seen anyone killed by a fancy car, anyway,” said old Tom after a moment of disappointment. “And you’ve never seen any dead men brought into a tailor shop.”
Teddy's momentary triumph faded. “No,” he said, “I 'aven't.”
Teddy's brief moment of victory vanished. “No,” he said, “I haven't.”
“Nor won't. Nor won't. You'll never see the things I've seen, never. Not if you live to be a 'undred... Well, as I was saying, that's how the Famine and Riotin' began. Then there was strikes and Socialism, things I never did 'old with, worse and worse. There was fightin' and shootin' down, and burnin' and plundering. They broke up the banks up in London and got the gold, but they couldn't make food out of gold. 'Ow did _we_ get on? Well, we kep' quiet. We didn't interfere with no-one and no-one didn't interfere with us. We 'ad some old 'tatoes about, but mocely we lived on rats. Ours was a old 'ouse, full of rats, and the famine never seemed to bother 'em. Orfen we got a rat. Orfen. But moce of the people who lived hereabouts was too tender stummicked for rats. Didn't seem to fancy 'em. They'd been used to all sorts of fallals, and they didn't take to 'onest feeding, not till it was too late. Died rather.
"Nor will. Nor will. You'll never experience the things I've experienced, never. Not even if you live to be a hundred... Well, as I was saying, that's how the Famine and Rioting started. Then there were strikes and Socialism, things I never could support, getting worse and worse. There was fighting, and shooting, and burning, and looting. They shut down the banks in London and got the gold, but they couldn't turn gold into food. How did we manage? Well, we kept quiet. We didn't interfere with anyone, and no one interfered with us. We had some old potatoes lying around, but mostly we lived on rats. Our place was an old house, full of rats, and the famine never seemed to bother them. Often we caught a rat. Often. But most of the people who lived around here were too soft-stomached for rats. They didn’t seem to like them. They were used to all kinds of delicacies, and they didn't take to plain eating until it was too late. They ended up dying instead."
“It was the famine began to kill people. Even before the Purple Death came along they was dying like flies at the end of the summer. 'Ow I remember it all! I was one of the first to 'ave it. I was out, seein' if I mightn't get 'old of a cat or somethin', and then I went round to my bit of ground to see whether I couldn't get up some young turnips I'd forgot, and I was took something awful. You've no idee the pain, Teddy—it doubled me up pretty near. I jes' lay down by 'at there corner, and your aunt come along to look for me and dragged me 'ome like a sack.
“It was the famine that started killing people. Even before the Purple Death showed up, they were dying like flies at the end of summer. Oh, I remember it all! I was one of the first to get it. I was out trying to find a cat or something, and then I went over to my plot of land to see if I could dig up some young turnips I’d forgotten about, and then I was hit with something awful. You have no idea the pain, Teddy—it nearly doubled me over. I just lay down there in that corner, and your aunt came along looking for me and dragged me home like a sack.”
“I'd never 'ave got better if it 'adn't been for your aunt. 'Tom,' she says to me, 'you got to get well,' and I 'ad to. Then she sickened. She sickened but there ain't much dyin' about your aunt. 'Lor!' she says, 'as if I'd leave you to go muddlin' along alone!' That's what she says. She's got a tongue, 'as your aunt. But it took 'er 'air off—and arst though I might, she's never cared for the wig I got 'er—orf the old lady what was in the vicarage garden.
“I'd never have gotten better if it hadn't been for your aunt. 'Tom,' she says to me, 'you have to get well,' and I had to. Then she got sick. She got sick, but there's not much that can keep your aunt down. 'Oh!' she says, 'as if I'd leave you to muddle along alone!' That's what she says. She has a sharp tongue, your aunt. But it took her hair off—and no matter how much I asked, she never liked the wig I got her—or the old lady who was in the vicarage garden.”
“Well, this 'ere Purple Death,—it jes' wiped people out, Teddy. You couldn't bury 'em. And it took the dogs and the cats too, and the rats and 'orses. At last every house and garden was full of dead bodies. London way, you couldn't go for the smell of there, and we 'ad to move out of the 'I street into that villa we got. And all the water run short that way. The drains and underground tunnels took it. Gor' knows where the Purple Death come from; some say one thing and some another. Some said it come from eatin' rats and some from eatin' nothin'. Some say the Asiatics brought it from some 'I place, Thibet, I think, where it never did nobody much 'arm. All I know is it come after the Famine. And the Famine come after the Penic and the Penic come after the War.”
“Well, this Purple Death—it just wiped people out, Teddy. You couldn't bury them. And it took the dogs and the cats too, and the rats and horses. In the end, every house and garden was filled with dead bodies. In London, you couldn't go near because of the smell, so we had to move out of the High Street into that villa we got. And all the water ran short in that area. The drains and underground tunnels couldn't handle it. God knows where the Purple Death came from; some say one thing and some another. Some said it came from eating rats and some from eating nothing. Some say the Asians brought it from some high place, Tibet, I think, where it never did anyone much harm. All I know is it came after the Famine. And the Famine came after the Panic and the Panic came after the War.”
Teddy thought. “What made the Purple Death?” he asked.
Teddy wondered, "What caused the Purple Death?" he asked.
“'Aven't I tole you!”
"Haven't I told you!"
“But why did they 'ave a Penic?”
"But why did they have a pen?"
“They 'ad it.”
“They had it.”
“But why did they start the War?”
“But why did they start the war?”
“They couldn't stop theirselves. 'Aving them airships made 'em.”
“They couldn’t stop themselves. Having those airships made them.”
“And 'ow did the War end?”
“And how did the war end?”
“Lord knows if it's ended, boy,” said old Tom. “Lord knows if it's ended. There's been travellers through 'ere—there was a chap only two summers ago—say it's goin' on still. They say there's bands of people up north who keep on with it and people in Germany and China and 'Merica and places. 'E said they still got flying-machines and gas and things. But we 'aven't seen nothin' in the air now for seven years, and nobody 'asn't come nigh of us. Last we saw was a crumpled sort of airship going away—over there. It was a littleish-sized thing and lopsided, as though it 'ad something the matter with it.”
“Who knows if it's really over, kid,” said old Tom. “Who knows if it's really over. There have been travelers through here—just a guy two summers ago—saying it's still happening. They say there are groups up north who are still at it, and people in Germany, China, and America and places like that. He said they still have flying machines and gas and stuff. But we haven't seen anything in the sky for seven years, and no one has come near us. The last thing we saw was a crumpled kind of airship going away—over there. It was a small, lopsided thing, like it had something wrong with it.”
He pointed, and came to a stop at a gap in the fence, the vestiges of the old fence from which, in the company of his neighbour Mr. Stringer the milkman, he had once watched the South of England Aero Club's Saturday afternoon ascents. Dim memories, it may be, of that particular afternoon returned to him.
He pointed and stopped at a break in the fence, the remnants of the old fence from which, with his neighbor Mr. Stringer the milkman, he had once watched the South of England Aero Club's Saturday afternoon flights. Vague memories of that specific afternoon came back to him.
“There, down there, where all that rus' looks so red and bright, that's the gas-works.”
“There, down there, where all that rust looks so red and bright, that’s the gas works.”
“What's gas?” asked the little boy.
“What's gas?” asked the little boy.
“Oh, a hairy sort of nothin' what you put in balloons to make 'em go up. And you used to burn it till the 'lectricity come.”
“Oh, a fuzzy kind of stuff that you put in balloons to make them float. And you used to burn it until the electricity came.”
The little boy tried vainly to imagine gas on the basis of these particulars. Then his thoughts reverted to a previous topic.
The little boy tried unsuccessfully to picture gas based on this information. Then his thoughts went back to an earlier topic.
“But why didn't they end the War?”
“But why didn't they end the war?”
“Obstinacy. Everybody was getting 'urt, but everybody was 'urtin' and everybody was 'igh-spirited and patriotic, and so they smeshed up things instead. They jes' went on smeshin'. And afterwards they jes' got desp'rite and savige.”
“Stubbornness. Everyone was getting hurt, but everyone was hurting and feeling high-spirited and patriotic, so they just started smashing things instead. They just kept on smashing. And afterward, they just became desperate and savage.”
“It ought to 'ave ended,” said the little boy.
“It should have ended,” said the little boy.
“It didn't ought to 'ave begun,” said old Tom, “But people was proud. People was la-dy-da-ish and uppish and proud. Too much meat and drink they 'ad. Give in—not them! And after a bit nobody arst 'em to give in. Nobody arst 'em....”
“It shouldn't have started,” old Tom said, “But people were proud. People were all high and mighty and proud. They had too much food and drink. Give in—not them! And after a while, nobody asked them to give in. Nobody asked them….”
He sucked his old gums thoughtfully, and his gaze strayed away across the valley to where the shattered glass of the Crystal Palace glittered in the sun. A dim large sense of waste and irrevocable lost opportunities pervaded his mind. He repeated his ultimate judgment upon all these things, obstinately, slowly, and conclusively, his final saying upon the matter.
He thoughtfully chewed on his old gums, and his eyes wandered across the valley to where the broken glass of the Crystal Palace sparkled in the sun. A vague feeling of waste and missed chances filled his mind. He repeatedly asserted his final opinion on everything, stubbornly, slowly, and definitively, settling the matter once and for all.
“You can say what you like,” he said. “It didn't ought ever to 'ave begun.”
“You can say whatever you want,” he said. “It never should have started in the first place.”
He said it simply—somebody somewhere ought to have stopped something, but who or how or why were all beyond his ken.
He said it plainly—someone, somewhere should have intervened, but who, how, or why were all beyond his understanding.
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