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THE FAIR MAID OF PERTH

or

ST. VALENTINE’S DAY





By Sir Walter Scott















INTRODUCTORY.

The ashes here of murder’d kings Beneath my footsteps sleep; And yonder lies the scene of death, Where Mary learn’d to weep.

The ashes of slain kings rest beneath my feet; And over there is the place of death, Where Mary learned to cry.

CAPTAIN MARJORIBANKS.

CAPTAIN MARJORIBANKS.

Every quarter of Edinburgh has its own peculiar boast, so that the city together combines within its precincts, if you take the word of the inhabitants on the subject, as much of historical interest as of natural beauty. Our claims in behalf of the Canongate are not the slightest. The Castle may excel us in extent of prospect and sublimity of site; the Calton had always the superiority of its unrivalled panorama, and has of late added that of its towers, and triumphal arches, and the pillars of its Parthenon. The High Street, we acknowledge, had the distinguished honour of being defended by fortifications, of which we can show no vestiges. We will not descend to notice the claims of more upstart districts, called Old New Town and New New Town, not to mention the favourite Moray Place, which is the Newest New Town of all. We will not match ourselves except with our equals, and with our equals in age only, for in dignity we admit of one. We boast being the court end of the town, possessing the Palace and the sepulchral remains of monarchs, and that we have the power to excite, in a degree unknown to the less honoured quarters of the city, the dark and solemn recollections of ancient grandeur, which occupied the precincts of our venerable Abbey from the time of St. David till her deserted halls were once more made glad, and her long silent echoes awakened, by the visit of our present gracious sovereign.

Every part of Edinburgh has its own unique pride, so that the city, according to its residents, has plenty of historical significance and natural beauty. Our claims for the Canongate are not insignificant. The Castle may have us beat in terms of view and impressive location; Calton has always had the advantage of its unmatched panorama, and recently added its towers, triumphal arches, and the pillars of its Parthenon. We acknowledge that the High Street once held the distinguished honor of being protected by fortifications, of which we can show no traces. We won’t waste time debating the claims of newer districts, known as Old New Town and New New Town, not to mention the popular Moray Place, which is the Newest New Town of all. We prefer to compare ourselves only with our equals, and only those who are equal in age, for in dignity we recognize only one. We take pride in being the upscale end of the city, having the Palace and the burial places of kings, and we can stir up, in a way unknown to the less esteemed areas of the city, the dark and serious memories of ancient grandeur that filled the grounds of our historic Abbey from the time of St. David until her empty halls were filled with joy again, and her long-silent echoes awakened, by the visit of our current gracious sovereign.

My long habitation in the neighbourhood, and the quiet respectability of my habits, have given me a sort of intimacy with good Mrs. Policy, the housekeeper in that most interesting part of the old building called Queen Mary’s Apartments. But a circumstance which lately happened has conferred upon me greater privileges; so that, indeed, I might, I believe, venture on the exploit of Chatelet, who was executed for being found secreted at midnight in the very bedchamber of Scotland’s mistress.

My long time living in the area and the decent reputation of my routines have created a kind of friendship between me and good Mrs. Policy, the housekeeper of that fascinating section of the old building known as Queen Mary’s Apartments. However, a recent event has granted me even more privileges; I think I might even dare to take on the boldness of Chatelet, who was executed for being caught hiding at midnight in the very bedroom of Scotland’s queen.

It chanced that the good lady I have mentioned was, in the discharge of her function, showing the apartments to a cockney from London—not one of your quiet, dull, commonplace visitors, who gape, yawn, and listen with an acquiescent “umph” to the information doled out by the provincial cicerone. No such thing: this was the brisk, alert agent of a great house in the city, who missed no opportunity of doing business, as he termed it—that is, of putting off the goods of his employers, and improving his own account of commission. He had fidgeted through the suite of apartments, without finding the least opportunity to touch upon that which he considered as the principal end of his existence. Even the story of Rizzio’s assassination presented no ideas to this emissary of commerce, until the housekeeper appealed, in support of her narrative, to the dusky stains of blood upon the floor.

It so happened that the good lady I mentioned was, during her duties, showing the rooms to a cockney from London—not one of those quiet, dull visitors who gape, yawn, and respond with a disinterested “umm” to the information shared by the local guide. Not at all: this was the lively, sharp representative of a major company in the city, who seized every chance to do business, as he called it—that is, to sell off his employer's products and boost his own commission. He hurried through the suite of rooms, without finding any chance to discuss what he saw as the main purpose of his life. Even the story of Rizzio’s assassination failed to catch his interest until the housekeeper pointed out, to back up her tale, the dark stains of blood on the floor.

“These are the stains,” she said; “nothing will remove them from the place: there they have been for two hundred and fifty years, and there they will remain while the floor is left standing—neither water nor anything else will ever remove them from that spot.”

“These are the stains,” she said; “nothing will get them out of here: they’ve been here for two hundred and fifty years, and they’ll stay here as long as the floor is still here—neither water nor anything else will ever get them out of that spot.”

Now our cockney, amongst other articles, sold Scouring Drops, as they are called, and a stain of two hundred and fifty years’ standing was interesting to him, not because it had been caused by the blood of a queen’s favourite, slain in her apartment, but because it offered so admirable an opportunity to prove the efficacy of his unequalled Detergent Elixir. Down on his knees went our friend, but neither in horror nor devotion.

Now our Cockney, among other items, sold Scouring Drops, as they are called, and a stain that had been there for two hundred and fifty years caught his interest, not because it was caused by the blood of a queen’s favorite, killed in her room, but because it provided a fantastic chance to demonstrate the effectiveness of his unmatched Detergent Elixir. He went down on his knees, but neither in horror nor devotion.

“Two hundred and fifty years, ma’am, and nothing take it away? Why, if it had been five hundred, I have something in my pocket will fetch it out in five minutes. D’ye see this elixir, ma’am? I will show you the stain vanish in a moment.”

“Two hundred and fifty years, ma’am, and nothing can remove it? Well, if it had been five hundred, I have something in my pocket that can take it out in five minutes. Do you see this elixir, ma’am? I’ll show you the stain disappear in a moment.”

Accordingly, wetting one end of his handkerchief with the all deterging specific, he began to rub away on the planks, without heeding the remonstrances of Mrs. Policy. She, good soul, stood at first in astonishment, like the abbess of St. Bridget’s, when a profane visitant drank up the vial of brandy which had long passed muster among the relics of the cloister for the tears of the blessed saint. The venerable guardian of St. Bridget probably expected the interference of her patroness—she of Holyrood might, perhaps, hope that David Ruzzio’s spectre would arise to prevent the profanation. But Mrs. Policy stood not long in the silence of horror. She uplifted her voice, and screamed as loudly as Queen Mary herself when the dreadful deed was in the act of perpetration—

Accordingly, wetting one end of his handkerchief with the all-purpose cleaner, he started to wipe down the planks, ignoring Mrs. Policy's protests. She, poor thing, stood at first in shock, like the abbess of St. Bridget’s when an unwelcome visitor drank the vial of brandy that had been revered among the relics of the convent as the tears of the blessed saint. The elderly guardian of St. Bridget probably expected her patroness to step in—she of Holyrood might have hoped that David Ruzzio’s ghost would appear to stop the desecration. But Mrs. Policy didn’t remain silent for long. She raised her voice and screamed as loudly as Queen Mary herself did when the terrible act was happening—

“Harrow, now out, and walawa!” she cried.

“Harrow, we’re out, and walawa!” she yelled.

I happened to be taking my morning walk in the adjoining gallery, pondering in my mind why the kings of Scotland, who hung around me, should be each and every one painted with a nose like the knocker of a door, when lo! the walls once more re-echoed with such shrieks as formerly were as often heard in the Scottish palaces as were sounds of revelry and music. Somewhat surprised at such an alarm in a place so solitary, I hastened to the spot, and found the well meaning traveller scrubbing the floor like a housemaid, while Mrs. Policy, dragging him by the skirts of the coat, in vain endeavoured to divert him from his sacrilegious purpose. It cost me some trouble to explain to the zealous purifier of silk stockings, embroidered waistcoats, broadcloth, and deal planks that there were such things in the world as stains which ought to remain indelible, on account of the associations with which they are connected. Our good friend viewed everything of the kind only as the means of displaying the virtue of his vaunted commodity. He comprehended, however, that he would not be permitted to proceed to exemplify its powers on the present occasion, as two or three inhabitants appeared, who, like me, threatened to maintain the housekeeper’s side of the question. He therefore took his leave, muttering that he had always heard the Scots were a nasty people, but had no idea they carried it so far as to choose to have the floors of their palaces blood boltered, like Banquo’s ghost, when to remove them would have cost but a hundred drops of the Infallible Detergent Elixir, prepared and sold by Messrs. Scrub and Rub, in five shilling and ten shilling bottles, each bottle being marked with the initials of the inventor, to counterfeit which would be to incur the pains of forgery.

I was out for my morning walk in the nearby gallery, thinking about why the kings of Scotland surrounding me all had noses like door knockers, when suddenly, the walls resonated with shrieks that used to fill the Scottish palaces just as often as sounds of partying and music. A bit surprised by such a commotion in such a quiet place, I rushed over and found the well-meaning traveler scrubbing the floor like a housemaid, while Mrs. Policy was pulling at his coat tails, trying unsuccessfully to distract him from his sacrilegious task. I had to put in some effort to explain to the eager cleaner of silk stockings, embroidered waistcoats, broadcloth, and wooden floors that there are some stains in the world that should stay forever, due to the memories connected to them. Our good friend saw all of this merely as a chance to show off the effectiveness of his so-called miracle product. However, he realized he wouldn’t be allowed to demonstrate its powers today, as a couple of locals showed up, who, like me, were ready to support the housekeeper’s viewpoint. He ended up leaving, mumbling that he had always heard Scots were a dirty people, but he never imagined they would go so far as to want their palace floors drenched in blood, like Banquo’s ghost, when cleaning them would only take a hundred drops of the Infallible Detergent Elixir, prepared and sold by Messrs. Scrub and Rub, in five-shilling and ten-shilling bottles, each marked with the inventor’s initials, and trying to fake those would be considered forgery.

Freed from the odious presence of this lover of cleanliness, my good friend Mrs. Policy was profuse in her expressions of thanks; and yet her gratitude, instead of exhausting itself in these declarations, according to the way of the world, continues as lively at this moment as if she had never thanked me at all. It is owing to her recollection of this piece of good service that I have the permission of wandering, like the ghost of some departed gentleman usher, through these deserted halls, sometimes, as the old Irish ditty expresses it—

Freed from the annoying presence of that cleanliness fanatic, my good friend Mrs. Policy was overflowing with gratitude. Yet her thanks, instead of fading away like most people’s do, remain just as strong now as if she had never thanked me at all. It's because of her remembering this kind act that I have the chance to wander through these empty halls, like the ghost of some long-gone gentleman usher, sometimes, as the old Irish song goes—

Thinking upon things that are long enough ago;—and sometimes wishing I could, with the good luck of most editors of romantic narrative, light upon some hidden crypt or massive antique cabinet, which should yield to my researches an almost illegible manuscript, containing the authentic particulars of some of the strange deeds of those wild days of the unhappy Mary.

Thinking about things that happened a long time ago;—and sometimes wishing I could, like most editors of romantic stories, stumble upon some hidden crypt or a large old cabinet that would reveal to my research an almost unreadable manuscript, containing the real details of some of the strange events from those wild days of the unfortunate Mary.

My dear Mrs. Baliol used to sympathise with me when I regretted that all godsends of this nature had ceased to occur, and that an author might chatter his teeth to pieces by the seaside without a wave ever wafting to him a casket containing such a history as that of Automates; that he might break his shins in stumbling through a hundred vaults without finding anything but rats and mice; and become the tenant of a dozen sets of shabby tenements without finding that they contained any manuscript but the weekly bill for board and lodging. A dairymaid of these degenerate days might as well wash and deck her dairy in hopes of finding the fairy tester in her shoe.

My dear Mrs. Baliol used to sympathize with me when I lamented that all the lucky breaks like this had stopped happening, and that an author could chatter his teeth to pieces by the seaside without a wave ever bringing him a treasure chest containing a story like Automates; that he could trip over a hundred vaults without finding anything but rats and mice; and become the tenant of a dozen rundown apartments without discovering any manuscripts, just the weekly bill for rent and food. A dairymaid in these less magical times might as well clean and decorate her dairy hoping to find a fairy treasure in her shoe.

“It is a sad and too true a tale, cousin,” said Mrs. Baliol, “I am sure we all have occasion to regret the want of these ready supplements to a failing invention. But you, most of all, have right to complain that the fairest have not favoured your researches—you, who have shown the world that the age of chivalry still exists—you, the knight of Croftangry, who braved the fury of the ‘London ‘prentice bold,’ in behalf of the fair Dame Policy, and the memorial of Rizzio’s slaughter! Is it not a pity, cousin, considering the feat of chivalry was otherwise so much according to rule—is it not, I say, a great pity that the lady had not been a little younger, and the legend a little older?”

“It’s a sad and all too true story, cousin,” said Mrs. Baliol, “I’m sure we all have reason to regret the lack of these quick fixes for a fading imagination. But you, more than anyone, have the right to complain that the most beautiful have not supported your efforts—you, who have shown the world that the age of chivalry is still alive—you, the knight of Croftangry, who faced the wrath of the ‘London apprentice bold,’ on behalf of the lovely Dame Policy, and the memory of Rizzio’s murder! Isn’t it a shame, cousin, considering the act of chivalry was otherwise so much by the book—isn’t it, I say, a real pity that the lady wasn’t a bit younger, and the legend a bit older?”

“Why, as to the age at which a fair dame loses the benefit of chivalry, and is no longer entitled to crave boon of brave knight, that I leave to the statutes of the Order of Errantry; but for the blood of Rizzio I take up the gauntlet, and maintain against all and sundry that I hold the stains to be of no modern date, but to have been actually the consequence and the record of that terrible assassination.”

“Regarding the age at which a lady stops receiving chivalry and can no longer ask for favors from brave knights, I’ll leave that to the rules of the Order of Errantry; but as for the blood of Rizzio, I accept the challenge and firmly assert against everyone that these stains are not from modern times, but are actually the result and evidence of that dreadful assassination.”

“As I cannot accept the challenge to the field, fair cousin, I am contented to require proof.”

“As I can't take on the challenge in the field, dear cousin, I’m fine with asking for proof.”

“The unaltered tradition of the Palace, and the correspondence of the existing state of things with that tradition.”

“The unchanged tradition of the Palace, and how the current situation aligns with that tradition.”

“Explain, if you please.”

"Please explain."

“I will. The universal tradition bears that, when Rizzio was dragged out of the chamber of the Queen, the heat and fury of the assassins, who struggled which should deal him most wounds, despatched him at the door of the anteroom. At the door of the apartment, therefore, the greater quantity of the ill fated minion’s blood was spilled, and there the marks of it are still shown. It is reported further by historians, that Mary continued her entreaties for his life, mingling her prayers with screams and exclamations, until she knew that he was assuredly slain; on which she wiped her eyes and said, ‘I will now study revenge.’”

“I will. The widespread story goes that when Rizzio was pulled out of the Queen's chamber, the anger and rage of the assassins, who fought to inflict the most wounds on him, resulted in his death at the door of the anteroom. So, at the apartment door, most of the poor minion’s blood was shed, and the stains of it are still visible today. Historians also report that Mary kept pleading for his life, mixing her prayers with screams and shouts, until she realized he was definitely dead; then she wiped her eyes and said, ‘I will now seek revenge.’”

“All this is granted. But the blood—would it not wash out, or waste out, think you, in so many years?”

“All this is true. But the blood—wouldn’t it wash away, or fade out, you think, in so many years?”

“I am coming to that presently. The constant tradition of the Palace says, that Mary discharged any measures to be taken to remove the marks of slaughter, which she had resolved should remain as a memorial to quicken and confirm her purposed vengeance. But it is added that, satisfied with the knowledge that it existed, and not desirous to have the ghastly evidence always under her eye, she caused a traverse, as it is called (that is, a temporary screen of boards), to be drawn along the under part of the anteroom, a few feet from the door, so as to separate the place stained with the blood from the rest of the apartment, and involve it in considerable obscurity. Now this temporary partition still exists, and, by running across and interrupting the plan of the roof and cornices, plainly intimates that it has been intended to serve some temporary purpose, since it disfigures the proportions of the room, interferes with the ornaments of the ceiling, and could only have been put there for some such purpose as hiding an object too disagreeable to be looked upon. As to the objection that the bloodstains would have disappeared in course of time, I apprehend that, if measures to efface them were not taken immediately after the affair happened—if the blood, in other words, were allowed to sink into the wood, the stain would become almost indelible. Now, not to mention that our Scottish palaces were not particularly well washed in those days, and that there were no Patent Drops to assist the labours of the mop, I think it very probable that these dark relics might subsist for a long course of time, even if Mary had not desired or directed that they should be preserved, but screened by the traverse from public sight. I know several instances of similar bloodstains remaining for a great many years, and I doubt whether, after a certain time, anything can remove them save the carpenter’s plane. If any seneschal, by way of increasing the interest of the apartments, had, by means of paint, or any other mode of imitation, endeavoured to palm upon posterity supposititious stigmata, I conceive that the impostor would have chosen the Queen’s cabinet and the bedroom for the scene of his trick, placing his bloody tracery where it could be distinctly seen by visitors, instead of hiding it behind the traverse in this manner. The existence of the said traverse, or temporary partition, is also extremely difficult to be accounted for, if the common and ordinary tradition be rejected. In short, all the rest of this striking locality is so true to the historical fact, that I think it may well bear out the additional circumstance of the blood on the floor.”

“I'll get to that shortly. The longstanding tradition of the Palace says that Mary decided against removing the signs of the massacre, as she intended for them to serve as a reminder to fuel her planned revenge. However, it’s noted that, content just knowing they were there and not wanting the horrific evidence constantly in view, she had a temporary screen, referred to as a traverse, put up a few feet from the entrance of the anteroom. This separated the blood-stained area from the rest of the room and shrouded it in considerable darkness. This temporary partition still exists today and, by disrupting the layout of the roof and cornices, clearly indicates that it was meant for a temporary purpose, as it distorts the room's proportions, interferes with the ceiling's decorations, and seems to have been installed to hide something too unpleasant to look at. Regarding the argument that the bloodstains would have faded over time, I believe that if no efforts were made to clean them immediately after the incident—if the blood was allowed to seep into the wood—the stain would become nearly impossible to remove. Moreover, considering that Scottish palaces were not particularly well-cleaned back then and that there were no effective cleaning solutions, I find it quite likely that these dark remnants could last for a long time, even if Mary had not wanted or ordered them to be kept but only concealed from public view by the traverse. I've seen multiple cases where similar bloodstains have lingered for many years, and I doubt if, after a certain point, anything could erase them besides a carpenter’s plane. If any steward had sought to enhance the interest of the rooms by using paint or another method of imitation to fool future generations into thinking these were real stains, I believe he would have chosen the Queen’s cabinet and the bedroom for his trick, placing the bloody marks where they could be easily seen by visitors instead of hiding them behind the traverse like this. The existence of this traverse, or temporary partition, is also very hard to explain if we dismiss the usual historical account. In conclusion, the rest of this notable location is so closely tied to the historical fact that I think it strongly supports the additional detail of the blood on the floor.”

“I profess to you,” answered Mrs. Baliol, “that I am very willing to be converted to your faith. We talk of a credulous vulgar, without always recollecting that there is a vulgar incredulity, which, in historical matters as well as in those of religion, finds it easier to doubt than to examine, and endeavours to assume the credit of an esprit fort, by denying whatever happens to be a little beyond the very limited comprehension of the sceptic. And so, that point being settled, and you possessing, as we understand, the open sesamum into these secret apartments, how, if we may ask, do you intend to avail yourself of your privilege? Do you propose to pass the night in the royal bedchamber?”

“I have to admit,” Mrs. Baliol replied, “that I’m quite open to embracing your beliefs. We often talk about gullible people without realizing that there’s also a skeptical crowd that finds it easier to doubt than to investigate. They try to act like free thinkers by rejecting anything that’s just a bit beyond the limited understanding of a skeptic. So, with that settled, and since you have, as we understand it, the key to these secret areas, how do you plan to use that privilege? Are you thinking of spending the night in the royal bedchamber?”

“For what purpose, my dear lady? If to improve the rheumatism, this east wind may serve the purpose.”

“For what reason, my dear lady? If it’s to help with the rheumatism, this east wind might do the trick.”

“Improve the rheumatism! Heaven forbid! that would be worse than adding colours to the violet. No, I mean to recommend a night on the couch of the nose of Scotland, merely to improve the imagination. Who knows what dreams might be produced by a night spent in a mansion of so many memories! For aught I know, the iron door of the postern stair might open at the dead hour of midnight, and, as at the time of the conspiracy, forth might sally the phantom assassins, with stealthy step and ghastly look, to renew the semblance of the deed. There comes the fierce fanatic Ruthven, party hatred enabling him to bear the armour which would otherwise weigh down a form extenuated by wasting disease. See how his writhen features show under the hollow helmet, like those of a corpse tenanted by a demon, whose vindictive purpose looks out at the flashing eyes, while the visage has the stillness of death. Yonder appears the tall form of the boy Darnley, as goodly in person as vacillating in resolution; yonder he advances with hesitating step, and yet more hesitating purpose, his childish fear having already overcome his childish passion. He is in the plight of a mischievous lad who has fired a mine, and who now, expecting the explosion in remorse and terror, would give his life to quench the train which his own hand lighted. Yonder—yonder—But I forget the rest of the worthy cutthroats. Help me if you can.”

“Improve the rheumatism! God forbid! That would be worse than adding colors to the violet. No, I actually mean to suggest a night on the couch of the nose of Scotland, just to spark the imagination. Who knows what dreams could come from a night spent in a mansion filled with memories! For all I know, the heavy door of the back stairs might swing open at the dead of midnight, and, like during the conspiracy, the ghostly assassins might creep out, moving stealthily with a ghastly appearance, to replay the scene. There comes the fierce fanatic Ruthven, party hatred giving him the strength to wear armor that would otherwise be too heavy for a body weakened by illness. Look how his twisted features show under the hollow helmet, like those of a corpse possessed by a demon, whose vengeful intent is visible in the flashing eyes, while his face remains still as death. Over there stands the tall figure of the boy Darnley, as handsome in appearance as he is weak in resolve; there he comes with a hesitant step, and even more hesitant intentions, his childish fear having already overpowered his childish passion. He is like a mischievous boy who has set off an explosive, now anticipating the blast in guilt and terror, wishing he could extinguish the fuse he lit himself. Over there—over there—but I’m forgetting the rest of the notorious cutthroats. Help me if you can.”

“Summon up,” said I, “the postulate, George Douglas, the most active of the gang. Let him arise at your call—the claimant of wealth which he does not possess, the partaker of the illustrious blood of Douglas, but which in his veins is sullied with illegitimacy. Paint him the ruthless, the daring, the ambitious—so nigh greatness, yet debarred from it; so near to wealth, yet excluded from possessing it; a political Tantalus, ready to do or dare anything to terminate his necessities and assert his imperfect claims.”

“Summon,” I said, “the challenger, George Douglas, the most active member of the group. Let him rise at your call—the one who seeks wealth he doesn’t have, the one who shares the famous blood of Douglas, but whose veins carry the taint of illegitimacy. Describe him as ruthless, daring, and ambitious—so close to greatness yet blocked from it; so near to wealth yet unable to have it; a political Tantalus, willing to do anything to end his struggles and prove his imperfect claims.”

“Admirable, my dear Croftangry! But what is a postulate?”

“That's impressive, my dear Croftangry! But what exactly is a postulate?”

“Pooh, my dear madam, you disturb the current of my ideas. The postulate was, in Scottish phrase, the candidate for some benefice which he had not yet attained. George Douglas, who stabbed Rizzio, was the postulate for the temporal possessions of the rich abbey of Arbroath.”

“Pooh, my dear madam, you interrupt my train of thought. The assumption was, in Scottish terms, the person applying for a church position that he had not yet secured. George Douglas, who killed Rizzio, was the candidate for the material wealth of the wealthy abbey of Arbroath.”

“I stand informed. Come, proceed; who comes next?” continued Mrs. Baliol.

“I’m ready. Come on, who’s next?” continued Mrs. Baliol.

“Who comes next? Yon tall, thin made, savage looking man, with the petronel in his hand, must be Andrew Ker of Faldonside, a brother’s son, I believe, of the celebrated Sir David Ker of Cessford; his look and bearing those of a Border freebooter, his disposition so savage that, during the fray in the cabinet, he presented his loaded piece at the bosom of the young and beautiful Queen, that queen also being within a few weeks of becoming a mother.”

“Who’s next? That tall, thin, savage-looking guy with the gun in his hand must be Andrew Ker of Faldonside, I think he’s the nephew of the famous Sir David Ker of Cessford. He looks and acts like a Border bandit, and his temperament is so wild that during the fight in the room, he aimed his loaded weapon at the chest of the young and beautiful Queen, who was also just weeks away from becoming a mother.”

“Brave, beau cousin! Well, having raised your bevy of phantoms, I hope you do not intend to send them back to their cold beds to warm them? You will put them to some action, and since you do threaten the Canongate with your desperate quill, you surely mean to novelise, or to dramatise, if you will, this most singular of all tragedies?”

“Brave, handsome cousin! Now that you’ve summoned your group of spirits, I hope you don’t plan on sending them back to their cold resting places to warm them up? You must have some plans for them, and since you’re threatening the Canongate with your bold writing, you must intend to turn this unique tragedy into a novel or a play, if you prefer?”

“Worse—that is less interesting—periods of history have been, indeed, shown up, for furnishing amusement to the peaceable ages which, have succeeded but, dear lady, the events are too well known in Mary’s days to be used as vehicles of romantic fiction. What can a better writer than myself add to the elegant and forcible narrative of Robertson? So adieu to my vision. I awake, like John Bunyan, ‘and behold it is a dream.’ Well enough that I awake without a sciatica, which would have probably rewarded my slumbers had I profaned Queen Mary’s bed by using it as a mechanical resource to awaken a torpid imagination.”

"Worse—that is less interesting—periods of history have indeed been revealed, providing entertainment to the peaceful times that followed. But, dear lady, the events during Mary’s era are too well known to be used as backdrops for romantic fiction. What could a better writer than me add to Robertson’s elegant and powerful narrative? So, farewell to my vision. I wake up, like John Bunyan, ‘and behold it is a dream.’ It’s good enough that I wake up without sciatica, which probably would have been my reward for using Queen Mary’s bed as a mechanical tool to stir a sluggish imagination."

“This will never do, cousin,” answered Mrs. Baliol; “you must get over all these scruples, if you would thrive in the character of a romantic historian, which you have determined to embrace. What is the classic Robertson to you? The light which he carried was that of a lamp to illuminate the dark events of antiquity; yours is a magic lantern to raise up wonders which never existed. No reader of sense wonders at your historical inaccuracies, any more than he does to see Punch in the show box seated on the same throne with King Solomon in his glory, or to hear him hallooing out to the patriarch, amid the deluge, ‘Mighty hazy weather, Master Noah.’”

“This won’t work, cousin,” replied Mrs. Baliol. “You need to get past these doubts if you want to succeed as a romantic historian, which you’ve decided to be. What does the classic Robertson mean to you? His light was like a lamp that shed light on the dark events of the past; yours is a magic lantern creating wonders that never existed. No sensible reader is surprised by your historical inaccuracies, just like no one is shocked to see Punch in the puppet show sharing a throne with King Solomon in all his glory, or to hear him calling out to the patriarch during the flood, ‘It’s pretty foggy out here, Master Noah.’”

“Do not mistake me, my dear madam,” said I; “I am quite conscious of my own immunities as a tale teller. But even the mendacious Mr. Fag, in Sheridan’s Rivals, assures us that, though he never scruples to tell a lie at his master’s command, yet it hurts his conscience to be found out. Now, this is the reason why I avoid in prudence all well known paths of history, where every one can read the finger posts carefully set up to advise them of the right turning; and the very boys and girls, who learn the history of Britain by way of question and answer, hoot at a poor author if he abandons the highway.”

"Don't get me wrong, my dear madam," I said; "I'm fully aware of my own freedoms as a storyteller. But even the dishonest Mr. Fag in Sheridan’s Rivals tells us that, although he never hesitates to lie when his master asks, it still weighs on his conscience to be caught. This is why I wisely steer clear of all the well-known paths of history, where anyone can see the signs set up to guide them in the right direction; even the kids who learn British history through Q&A mock an author if he strays from the main road."

“Do not be discouraged, however, cousin Chrystal. There are plenty of wildernesses in Scottish history, through which, unless I am greatly misinformed, no certain paths have been laid down from actual survey, but which are only described by imperfect tradition, which fills up with wonders and with legends the periods in which no real events are recognised to have taken place. Even thus, as Mat Prior says:

“Don't be discouraged, though, cousin Chrystal. There are many wild areas in Scottish history where, unless I’m seriously mistaken, no clear paths have been established through actual exploration. They're only noted through incomplete traditions that are filled with wonders and legends during times when no real events are acknowledged. Just like Mat Prior says:

“Geographers on pathless downs Place elephants instead of towns.”

“Geographers on treeless hills Put elephants instead of cities.”

“If such be your advice, my dear lady,” said I, “the course of my story shall take its rise upon this occasion at a remote period of history, and in a province removed from my natural sphere of the Canongate.”

“If that’s your advice, my dear lady,” I said, “then my story will begin at a distant time in history, and in a place far from my usual surroundings in the Canongate.”

It was under the influence of those feelings that I undertook the following historical romance, which, often suspended and flung aside, is now arrived at a size too important to be altogether thrown away, although there may be little prudence in sending it to the press.

It was because of those feelings that I decided to write this historical romance, which, often put aside and abandoned, has now grown to a size too significant to be completely discarded, even though it might not be very wise to publish it.

I have not placed in the mouth of the characters the Lowland Scotch dialect now spoken, because unquestionably the Scottish of that day resembled very closely the Anglo Saxon, with a sprinkling of French or Norman to enrich it. Those who wish to investigate the subject may consult the Chronicles of Winton and the History of Bruce by Archdeacon Barbour. But supposing my own skill in the ancient Scottish were sufficient to invest the dialogue with its peculiarities, a translation must have been necessary for the benefit of the general reader. The Scottish dialect may be therefore considered as laid aside, unless where the use of peculiar words may add emphasis or vivacity to the composition.

I haven't used the Lowland Scottish dialect that's spoken today because, without a doubt, the Scottish of that time was very similar to Anglo-Saxon, with a bit of French or Norman mixed in for richness. Anyone interested in digging deeper can check out the Chronicles of Winton and the History of Bruce by Archdeacon Barbour. But even if I were skilled enough in ancient Scottish to give the dialogue its unique flavor, a translation would still be needed for the general reader. So, the Scottish dialect can be considered set aside, except when using unique words can add emphasis or liveliness to the writing.





PREFACE.

In continuing the lucubrations of Chrystal Croftangry, it occurred that, although the press had of late years teemed with works of various descriptions concerning the Scottish Gad, no attempt had hitherto been made to sketch their manners, as these might be supposed to have existed at the period when the statute book, as well as the page of the chronicler, begins to present constant evidence of the difficulties to which the crown was exposed, while the haughty house of Douglas all but overbalanced its authority on the Southern border, and the North was at the same time torn in pieces by the yet untamed savageness of the Highland races, and the daring loftiness to which some of the remoter chieftains still carried their pretensions.

In continuing the reflections of Chrystal Croftangry, it occurred to me that, although the press has recently been flooded with various works about the Scottish Gad, there has not yet been any effort to describe their customs as they might have existed during the time when the law books and chronicles began showing clear evidence of the challenges faced by the crown. At that time, the proud House of Douglas nearly undermined its authority along the Southern border, while the North was simultaneously being torn apart by the still untamed wildness of the Highland tribes and the bold aspirations of some of the more distant chieftains.

The well authenticated fact of two powerful clans having deputed each thirty champions to fight out a quarrel of old standing, in presence of King Robert III, his brother the Duke of Albany, and the whole court of Scotland, at Perth, in the year of grace 1396, seemed to mark with equal distinctness the rancour of these mountain feuds and the degraded condition of the general government of the country; and it was fixed upon accordingly as the point on which the main incidents of a romantic narrative might be made to hinge. The characters of Robert III, his ambitious brother, and his dissolute son seemed to offer some opportunities of interesting contrast; and the tragic fate of the heir of the throne, with its immediate consequences, might serve to complete the picture of cruelty and lawlessness.

The well-established fact that two powerful clans sent thirty champions each to settle a long-standing dispute in front of King Robert III, his brother the Duke of Albany, and the entire court of Scotland, in Perth, in 1396, clearly highlighted the bitterness of these mountain feuds and the weakened state of the country’s government. This event was chosen as the central point around which a romantic narrative could revolve. The personalities of Robert III, his ambitious brother, and his reckless son provided interesting contrasts, and the tragic fate of the heir to the throne, along with its immediate repercussions, could fully illustrate the picture of cruelty and lawlessness.

Two features of the story of this barrier battle on the Inch of Perth—the flight of one of the appointed champions, and the reckless heroism of a townsman, that voluntarily offered for a small piece of coin to supply his place in the mortal encounter—suggested the imaginary persons, on whom much of the novel is expended. The fugitive Celt might have been easily dealt with, had a ludicrous style of colouring been adopted; but it appeared to the Author that there would be more of novelty, as well as of serious interest, if he could succeed in gaining for him something of that sympathy which is incompatible with the total absence of respect. Miss Baillie had drawn a coward by nature capable of acting as a hero under the strong impulse of filial affection. It seemed not impossible to conceive the case of one constitutionally weak of nerve being supported by feelings of honour and of jealousy up to a certain point, and then suddenly giving way, under circumstances to which the bravest heart could hardly refuse compassion.

Two key elements in the story of this barrier battle on the Inch of Perth—the flight of one of the chosen champions and the reckless courage of a townsman who, for a small amount of money, volunteered to take his place in the deadly contest—brought to life the fictional characters on whom much of the novel focuses. The fleeing Celt could have been portrayed humorously, but the Author felt that it would be more original and meaningful to evoke some sympathy for him, something that wouldn’t be possible without a certain level of respect. Miss Baillie had created a coward by nature who could act heroically out of strong feelings of filial love. It seemed plausible to imagine someone who, while naturally weak, could be bolstered by honor and jealousy to a certain extent, only to then collapse when faced with a situation that even the bravest person might find hard to handle.

The controversy as to who really were the clans that figured in the barbarous conflict of the Inch has been revived since the publication of the Fair Maid of Perth, and treated in particular at great length by Mr. Robert Mackay of Thurso, in his very curious History of the House and Clan of Mackay. Without pretending to say that he has settled any part of the question in the affirmative, this gentleman certainly seems to have quite succeeded in proving that his own worthy sept had no part in the transaction. The Mackays were in that age seated, as they have since continued to be, in the extreme north of the island; and their chief at the time was a personage of such importance, that his name and proper designation could not have been omitted in the early narratives of the occurrence. He on one occasion brought four thousand of his clan to the aid of the royal banner against the Lord of the Isles. This historian is of opinion that the Clan Quhele of Wyntoun were the Camerons, who appear to have about that period been often designated as Macewans, and to have gained much more recently the name of Cameron, i.e. Wrynose, from a blemish in the physiognomy of some heroic chief of the line of Lochiel. This view of the case is also adopted by Douglas in his Baronage, where he frequently mentions the bitter feuds between Clan Chattan and Clan Kay, and identifies the latter sept in reference to the events of 1396, with the Camerons. It is perhaps impossible to clear up thoroughly this controversy, little interesting in itself, at least to readers on this side of Inverness. The names, as we have them in Wyntoun, are “Clanwhewyl” and “Clachinya,” the latter probably not correctly transcribed. In the Scoti Chronicon they are “Clanquhele” and “Clankay. Hector Boece writes Clanchattan” and “Clankay,” in which he is followed by Leslie while Buchanan disdains to disfigure his page with their Gaelic designations at all, and merely describes them as two powerful races in the wild and lawless region beyond the Grampians. Out of this jumble what Sassenach can pretend dare lucem? The name Clanwheill appears so late as 1594, in an Act of James VI. Is it not possible that it may be, after all, a mere corruption of Clan Lochiel?

The debate over which clans were involved in the brutal conflict at Inch has resurfaced since the release of *The Fair Maid of Perth*, with Mr. Robert Mackay of Thurso extensively discussing it in his intriguing *History of the House and Clan of Mackay*. While he doesn’t claim to have definitively resolved the issue, he has effectively demonstrated that his own clan had no role in the events. During that time, the Mackays were located in the far north of the island, and their chief was significant enough that his name would surely have appeared in the early accounts of the incident. He once mobilized four thousand clan members to support the royal banner against the Lord of the Isles. This historian believes that the Clan Quhele of Wyntoun refers to the Camerons, who were often referred to as Macewans around that time and later adopted the name Cameron, meaning Wrynose, due to a physical blemish of a notable chief from the Lochiel line. Douglas also supports this view in his *Baronage*, frequently mentioning the fierce feuds between Clan Chattan and Clan Kay, linking the latter to the events of 1396 with the Camerons. It might be impossible to fully resolve this debate, which isn't particularly engaging for readers outside of Inverness. According to Wyntoun, the names are “Clanwhewyl” and “Clachinya,” with the latter likely being incorrectly recorded. In the *Scoti Chronicon*, they appear as “Clanquhele” and “Clankay.” Hector Boece lists them as “Clanchattan” and “Clankay,” a naming convention followed by Leslie, while Buchanan opts not to clutter his pages with Gaelic names and simply describes them as two powerful factions in the wild, lawless area beyond the Grampians. Out of this confusion, what English speaker could claim clarity? The name Clanwheill shows up as late as 1594 in an Act of James VI. Is it possible that it is simply a corruption of Clan Lochiel?

The reader may not be displeased to have Wyntoun’s original rhymes [bk. ix. chap. xvii.]:

The reader might appreciate having Wyntoun’s original rhymes [bk. ix. chap. xvii.]:

     A thousand and thre hundyr yere,
     Nynty and sex to mak all clere—
     Of thre scor wyld Scottis men,
     Thretty agane thretty then,
     In felny bolnit of auld fed,
     [Boiled with the cruelty of an old feud]
     As thare forelderis ware slane to dede.
     Tha thre score ware clannys twa,
     Clahynnhe Qwhewyl and Clachinyha;
     Of thir twa kynnis ware tha men,
     Thretty agane thretty then;
     And thare thai had than chiftanys twa,
     Scha Ferqwharis’ son wes ane of tha,
     The tother Cristy Johnesone.
     A selcouth thing be tha was done.
     At Sanct Johnestone besid the Freris,
     All thai entrit in barreris
     Wyth bow and ax, knyf and swerd,
     To deil amang thaim thare last werd.
     Thare thai laid on that time sa fast,
     Quha had the ware thare at the last
     I will noucht say; hot quha best had,
     He wes but dout bathe muth and mad.
     Fifty or ma ware slane that day,
     Sua few wyth lif than past away.
A thousand and three hundred years,  
Ninety and six to make it clear—  
Of three score wild Scottish men,  
Thirty against thirty then,  
In fierce battle from an old feud,  
[Boiled with the cruelty of an old feud]  
As their ancestors were slain to death.  
Those three score were two clans,  
Clan Qwhewyl and Clan Clachinyha;  
From these two clans were the men,  
Thirty against thirty then;  
And there they had then two leaders,  
Scha Ferqwharis' son was one of them,  
The other Cristy Johnesone.  
A remarkable thing was done.  
At Saint Johnstone beside the Friars,  
All they entered in barriers  
With bow and axe, knife and sword,  
To fight among them their last word.  
There they fought so fiercely,  
Who had the victory there at last  
I will not say; but whoever had it,  
He was without doubt both mouth and mad.  
Fifty or more were slain that day,  
So few lived to pass away.

The prior of Lochleven makes no mention either of the evasion of one of the Gaelic champions, or of the gallantry of the Perth artisan, in offering to take a share in the conflict. Both incidents, however, were introduced, no doubt from tradition, by the Continuator of Fordun [Bower], whose narrative is in these words:

The prior of Lochleven doesn’t mention the escape of one of the Gaelic champions or the bravery of the Perth craftsman who offered to join the fight. Both events, however, were clearly included, likely from tradition, by the Continuator of Fordun [Bower], whose account goes like this:

Anno Dom. millesimo trecentesimo nonagesimo sexto, magna pars borealis Scotiae, trans Alpes, inquietata fuit per duos pestiferos Cateranos, et eorum sequaces, viz. Scheabeg et suos consanguinarios, qui Clankay, et Cristi Jonsonem ac suos, qui Clanqwhele dicebantur; qui nullo pacto vel tractatu pacificari poterant, nullaque arte regis vel gubernatoris poterant edomari, quoadusque nobilis et industriosus Dominus David de Lindesay de Crawford, at Dominus Thomas comes Moraviae, diligentiam et vires apposuerunt, ac inter partes sic tractaverunt, ut coram domino rege certo die convenirent apud Perth, et alterutra pars eligeret de progenie sua triginta personas adversus triginta de parte contraria, cum gladiis tantum, et arcubus et sagittis, absque deploidibus, vel armaturis aliis, praeter bipennes; et sic congredientes finem liti ponerant, et terra pace potiretur. Utrique igitur parti summe placuit contractus, et die lunae proximo ante festum Sancti Michaelis, apud North insulam de Perth, coram rege et gubernatore et innumerabili multitudine comparentes, conflictum acerrimum inierunt; ubi de sexaginta interfecti sunt omnes, excepto uno ex parte Clankay et undecim exceptis ex parte altera. Hoc etiam ibi accidit, quod omnes in procinctu belli constituti, unus eorum locum diffugii considerans, inter omnes in amnem elabitur, et aquam de Thaya natando transgreditur; a millenis insequitur, sed nusquam apprehenditur. Stant igitur partes attonitae, tanquam non ad conflictum progressuri, ob defectum evasi: noluit enim pars integrum habens numerum sociorum consentire, ut unus de suis demeretur; nec potuit pars altera quocumque pretio alterum ad supplendum vicem fugientis inducere. Stupent igitur omnes haerentes, de damno fugitivi conquerentes. Et cum totum illud opus cessare putaretur, ecce in medio prorupit unus stipulosus vernaculus, statura modicus, sed efferus, dicens: Ecce ego! quis me conducet intrare cum operariis istis ad hunc ludum theatralem? Pro dimidia enim marca ludum experiar, ultra hoc petens, ut si vivus de palaestra evasero, victum a quocumque vestrum recipiam dum vixero: quia, sicut dicitur, “Majorem caritatem nemo habet, quam ut animam suam ponat suis pro amicis.” Quali mercede donabor, qui animam meam pro inimicis reipublicae et regni pono? Quod petiit, a rege et diversis magnatibus conceditur. Cum hoc arcus ejus extenditur, et primo sagittam in partem contrariam transmittit, et unum interficit. Confestim hinc inde sagittae volitant, bipennes librant, gladios vibrant, alterutro certant, et veluti carnifices boves in macello, sic inconsternate ad invicem se trucidant. Sed nec inter tantos repertus est vel unus, qui, tanquam vecors ant timidus, sive post tergum alterius declinans, seipsum a tanta caede praetendit excusare. Iste tamen tyro superveniens finaliter illaesus exivit; et dehinc multo tempore Boreas quievit, nec ibidem fuit, ut supra, cateranorum excursus.

In the year 1396, much of northern Scotland, beyond the Alps, was disturbed by two destructive Caterans and their followers, namely Scheabeg and his relatives, who were called Clankay, along with Cristi Jonson and those who were known as Clanqwhele. These groups could not be pacified by any treaty or agreement, nor could they be subdued by any means from the king or the governor, until the noble and industrious Lord David de Lindesay de Crawford and Lord Thomas, Earl of Moray, applied their efforts and arranged for both parties to meet on a certain day before the king at Perth. They decided that each side would choose thirty representatives from their lineage to fight against thirty from the opposing side, armed only with swords, bows, and arrows, without any body armor or other armaments, except for axes. Thus, when they came together, they sought to resolve the conflict and restore peace to the land. Both sides were highly satisfied with this arrangement, and on the Monday before the feast of St. Michael, they gathered at the North Inch of Perth in front of the king, the governor, and a huge crowd, where they engaged in a fierce battle; out of sixty, all were slain except one from Clan Kay and eleven from the other side. It also happened that among all those prepared for battle, one of them, seeing a chance to escape, slipped away and swam across the River Tay; he was pursued by thousands but was never caught. Therefore, the parties stood stunned, as if they were not about to fight, due to the escape of that individual: the side with a full number of allies refused to agree to allow one of their own to suffer; nor could the other side entice them with any price to replace the fleeing man. Everyone was astonished, lamenting the loss of the fugitive. Just when it seemed that the entire affair would come to a halt, one scrappy local, small in stature but fierce, suddenly burst in and exclaimed: "Here I am! Who will let me join this theatrical game with these workers? For half a mark, I will try my hand at it, asking only that if I escape alive from this arena, I will receive food from any of you while I live; for, as it is said, 'No greater love has anyone than to lay down his life for his friends.' What reward will I receive if I risk my life against the enemies of the state and kingdom?" This request was granted by the king and various nobles. With that, he drew his bow, shot his first arrow into the opposing side, and killed one person. Immediately, arrows flew from both sides, axes swung, swords clashed, and they fought like butchers slaughtering cattle, brutally attacking one another. Yet among so many, not a single one was found who, whether out of madness or fear, or by hiding behind another, tried to excuse himself from such slaughter. However, this newcomer ultimately emerged from the clash unharmed, and from then on, the North experienced quiet again, and the raids of the Caterans ceased as before.

The scene is heightened with many florid additions by Boece and Leslie, and the contending savages in Buchanan utter speeches after the most approved pattern of Livy.

The scene is intensified with many elaborate additions by Boece and Leslie, and the warring savages in Buchanan deliver speeches following the most accepted style of Livy.

The devotion of the young chief of Clan Quhele’s foster father and foster brethren in the novel is a trait of clannish fidelity, of which Highland story furnishes many examples. In the battle of Inverkeithing, between the Royalists and Oliver Cromwell’s troops, a foster father and seven brave sons are known to have thus sacrificed themselves for Sir Hector Maclean of Duart; the old man, whenever one of his boys fell, thrusting forward another to fill his place at the right hand of the beloved chief, with the very words adopted in the novel, “Another for Hector!”

The loyalty of the young chief of Clan Quhele's foster father and foster brothers in the novel is a sign of clan loyalty, something that Highland stories often highlight. During the battle of Inverkeithing, where the Royalists fought against Oliver Cromwell’s troops, a foster father and his seven brave sons are known to have sacrificed themselves for Sir Hector Maclean of Duart. Each time one of his boys fell, the old man would push another son forward to take his place at the side of the beloved chief, using the same words as in the novel, “Another for Hector!”

Nay, the feeling could outlive generations. The late much lamented General Stewart of Garth, in his account of the battle of Killiecrankie, informs us that Lochiel was attended on the field by the son of his foster brother.

No, the feeling could last for generations. The late and greatly missed General Stewart of Garth, in his account of the battle of Killiecrankie, tells us that Lochiel was accompanied on the field by the son of his foster brother.

“This faithful adherent followed him like his shadow, ready to assist him with his sword, or cover him from the shot of the enemy. Suddenly the chief missed his friend from his side, and, turning round to look what had become of him, saw him lying on his back with his breast pierced by an arrow. He had hardly breath, before he expired, to tell Lochiel that, seeing an enemy, a Highlander in General Mackay’s army, aiming at him with a bow and arrow, he sprung behind him, and thus sheltered him from instant death. This” observes the gallant David Stewart, “is a species of duty not often practised, perhaps, by our aide de camps of the present day.”—Sketches of the Highlanders, vol. i. p. 65.

“This loyal follower stayed close by him like a shadow, ready to help with his sword or protect him from enemy fire. Suddenly, the chief realized his friend was no longer at his side, and when he turned to see what had happened, he found him lying on his back with an arrow piercing his chest. He barely had time to breathe before he died, telling Lochiel that, upon spotting an enemy—a Highlander from General Mackay’s army—aiming at him with a bow and arrow, he had leaped in front of him to shield him from certain death. This,” notes the brave David Stewart, “is a kind of duty not often practiced, perhaps, by our aides-de-camp today.” —Sketches of the Highlanders, vol. i. p. 65.

I have only to add, that the Second Series of Chronicles of the Canongate, with the chapter introductory which precedes, appeared in May, 1828, and had a favourable reception.

I just want to point out that the Second Series of Chronicles of the Canongate, along with the introductory chapter that comes before it, was released in May 1828 and received a positive response.

ABBOTSFORD, Aug. 15, 1831.

ABBOTSFORD, Aug. 15, 1831.





CHAPTER I.

     “Behold the Tiber,” the vain Roman cried,
     Viewing the ample Tay from Baiglie’s side;
     But where’s the Scot that would the vaunt repay,
     And hail the puny Tiber for the Tay?

     Anonymous.
     “Look at the Tiber,” the vain Roman exclaimed,  
     Gazing at the wide Tay from Baiglie’s side;  
     But where’s the Scot who would respond to that brag,  
     And praise the small Tiber over the Tay?  

     Anonymous.

Among all the provinces in Scotland, if an intelligent stranger were asked to describe the most varied and the most beautiful, it is probable he would name the county of Perth. A native also of any other district of Caledonia, though his partialities might lead him to prefer his native county in the first instance, would certainly class that of Perth in the second, and thus give its inhabitants a fair right to plead that, prejudice apart, Perthshire forms the fairest portion of the Northern kingdom. It is long since Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, with that excellent taste which characterises her writings, expressed her opinion that the most interesting district of every country, and that which exhibits the varied beauties of natural scenery in greatest perfection, is that where the mountains sink down upon the champaign, or more level land. The most picturesque, if not the highest, hills are also to be found in the county of Perth. The rivers find their way out of the mountainous region by the wildest leaps, and through the most romantic passes connecting the Highlands with the Lowlands. Above, the vegetation of a happier climate and soil is mingled with the magnificent characteristics of mountain scenery, and woods, groves, and thickets in profusion clothe the base of the hills, ascend up the ravines, and mingle with the precipices. It is in such favoured regions that the traveller finds what the poet Gray, or some one else, has termed beauty lying in the lap of terror.

Among all the regions in Scotland, if an insightful visitor were asked to describe the most diverse and the most beautiful, they would probably mention the county of Perth. A local from any other area in Scotland, even if they were initially biased towards their home county, would certainly recognize Perth as a close second, giving its residents a solid right to argue that, aside from personal preferences, Perthshire is the prettiest part of the Northern kingdom. It has been a long time since Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, with her keen taste evident in her writings, stated that the most captivating area of any country, which shows off the diverse beauty of nature at its best, is where the mountains transition into flatter land. The most striking, if not the tallest, hills can also be found in Perth. The rivers rush down from the mountains in wild leaps and through the most scenic paths that connect the Highlands with the Lowlands. Above, the vegetation of a milder climate and richer soil blends with the stunning features of mountain landscapes, while dense woods, groves, and thickets cover the bases of the hills, climb up the ravines, and merge with the cliffs. In such privileged areas, travelers discover what the poet Gray or someone else referred to as beauty resting in the embrace of danger.

From the same advantage of situation, this favoured province presents a variety of the most pleasing character. Its lakes, woods, and mountains may vie in beauty with any that the Highland tour exhibits; while Perthshire contains, amidst this romantic scenery, and in some places in connexion with it, many fertile and habitable tracts, which may vie with the richness of merry England herself. The county has also been the scene of many remarkable exploits and events, some of historical importance, others interesting to the poet and romancer, though recorded in popular tradition alone. It was in these vales that the Saxons of the plain and the Gad of the mountains had many a desperate and bloody encounter, in which it was frequently impossible to decide the palm of victory between the mailed chivalry of the low country and the plaided clans whom they opposed.

From its advantageous location, this favored province offers a variety of enchanting features. Its lakes, woods, and mountains can compete in beauty with any seen on a Highland tour; meanwhile, Perthshire includes, amidst this picturesque landscape, many fertile and livable areas that can rival the richness of merry England itself. The county has also been the site of numerous remarkable exploits and events, some of historical significance, others intriguing to poets and storytellers, though only recorded in popular tradition. It was in these valleys that the Saxons of the lowlands and the Gaels of the mountains engaged in many fierce and bloody battles, where it was often impossible to determine a clear victor between the armored knights of the plains and the plaid-wearing clans they faced.

Perth, so eminent for the beauty of its situation, is a place of great antiquity; and old tradition assigns to the town the importance of a Roman foundation. That victorious nation, it is said, pretended to recognise the Tiber in the much more magnificent and navigable Tay, and to acknowledge the large level space, well known by the name of the North Inch, as having a near resemblance to their Campus Martins. The city was often the residence of our monarchs, who, although they had no palace at Perth, found the Cistercian convent amply sufficient for the reception of their court. It was here that James the First, one of the wisest and best of the Scottish kings, fell a victim to the jealousy of the vengeful aristocracy. Here also occurred the mysterious conspiracy of Gowrie, the scene of which has only of late been effaced by the destruction of the ancient palace in which the tragedy was acted. The Antiquarian Society of Perth, with just zeal for the objects of their pursuit, have published an accurate plan of this memorable mansion, with some remarks upon its connexion with the narrative of the plot, which display equal acuteness and candour.

Perth, renowned for its beautiful location, is a place with a rich history; old traditions suggest that the town was originally founded by the Romans. It’s said that this victorious nation saw the Tiber in the much grander and navigable Tay and recognized the expansive flat area known as the North Inch as resembling their Campus Martins. The city was frequently the home of our monarchs, who, despite not having a palace in Perth, found the Cistercian convent more than adequate to host their court. It was here that James the First, one of the wisest and best of the Scottish kings, became a victim of the jealousy of the vengeful aristocracy. This is also where the mysterious Gowrie conspiracy took place, and the site has only recently been cleared with the destruction of the ancient palace where the tragedy unfolded. The Antiquarian Society of Perth, passionately dedicated to their interests, has published a detailed plan of this historic mansion, along with remarks about its connection to the plot narrative, which show both insight and honesty.

One of the most beautiful points of view which Britain, or perhaps the world, can afford is, or rather we may say was, the prospect from a spot called the Wicks of Baiglie, being a species of niche at which the traveller arrived, after a long stage from Kinross, through a waste and uninteresting country, and from which, as forming a pass over the summit of a ridgy eminence which he had gradually surmounted, he beheld, stretching beneath him, the valley of the Tay, traversed by its ample and lordly stream; the town of Perth, with its two large meadows, or inches, its steeples, and its towers; the hills of Moncrieff and Kinnoul faintly rising into picturesque rocks, partly clothed with woods; the rich margin of the river, studded with elegant mansions; and the distant view of the huge Grampian mountains, the northern screen of this exquisite landscape. The alteration of the road, greatly, it must be owned, to the improvement of general intercourse, avoids this magnificent point of view, and the landscape is introduced more gradually and partially to the eye, though the approach must be still considered as extremely beautiful. There is still, we believe, a footpath left open, by which the station at the Wicks of Baiglie may be approached; and the traveller, by quitting his horse or equipage, and walking a few hundred yards, may still compare the real landscape with the sketch which we have attempted to give. But it is not in our power to communicate, or in his to receive, the exquisite charm which surprise gives to pleasure, when so splendid a view arises when least expected or hoped for, and which Chrystal Croftangry experienced when he beheld, for the first time, the matchless scene.

One of the most breathtaking views in Britain, or maybe even the world, was the sight from a place called the Wicks of Baiglie. It was a kind of hidden gem that travelers reached after a long journey from Kinross through a dull and unexciting landscape. From this spot, which marked the top of a ridge they had gradually climbed, they could see the valley of the Tay below, with its wide and majestic river flowing through it; the town of Perth, with its two large meadows, or inches, its steeples and towers; the hills of Moncrieff and Kinnoul gently rising into attractive rocky outcrops, partially covered with trees; the lush riverbanks dotted with beautiful mansions; and in the distance, the impressive Grampian mountains forming the northern boundary of this stunning view. The new road, which has certainly improved general travel, bypasses this magnificent viewpoint, so the landscape is revealed more slowly and in fragments, although the approach is still considered incredibly beautiful. We believe there is still a footpath that leads to the Wicks of Baiglie, where travelers can dismount from their horses or vehicles and walk a few hundred yards to compare the real landscape with the sketch we've provided. However, we cannot convey, nor can he truly experience, the delightful surprise that makes a spectacular view so enjoyable when it appears unexpectedly, just like Chrystal Croftangry did when he first laid eyes on this unforgettable scene.

Childish wonder, indeed, was an ingredient in my delight, for I was not above fifteen years old; and as this had been the first excursion which I was permitted to make on a pony of my own, I also experienced the glow of independence, mingled with that degree of anxiety which the most conceited boy feels when he is first abandoned to his own undirected counsels. I recollect pulling up the reins without meaning to do so, and gazing on the scene before me as if I had been afraid it would shift like those in a theatre before I could distinctly observe its different parts, or convince myself that what I saw was real. Since that hour, and the period is now more than fifty years past, the recollection of that inimitable landscape has possessed the strongest influence over my mind, and retained its place as a memorable thing, when much that was influential on my own fortunes has fled from my recollection. It is therefore unnatural that, whilst deliberating on what might be brought forward for the amusement of the public, I should pitch upon some narrative connected with the splendid scenery which made so much impression on my youthful imagination, and which may perhaps have that effect in setting off the imperfections of the composition which ladies suppose a fine set of china to possess in heightening the flavour of indifferent tea.

Childish wonder was definitely part of my joy, since I was only about fifteen years old; and since this was the first trip I was allowed to take on a pony of my own, I also felt a rush of independence, mixed with that bit of nervousness that even the most self-assured boy feels when he’s first left to his own devices. I remember pulling on the reins without meaning to, staring at the scene in front of me as if I were afraid it would change like a theater backdrop before I could take in all its details or convince myself that what I saw was real. Since that moment, which was over fifty years ago now, that unforgettable landscape has had a powerful hold on my mind, staying memorable while much that influenced my life has slipped from my memory. So it’s only natural that while thinking about what might entertain the public, I would choose to share a story connected to the stunning scenery that made such an impression on my young imagination, which might help highlight the flaws of my writing, just as a fine set of china is said to enhance the taste of mediocre tea.

The period at which I propose to commence is, however, considerably earlier of the remarkable historical transactions to which I have already alluded, as the events which I am about to recount occurred during the last years of the 14th century, when the Scottish sceptre was swayed by the gentle but feeble hand of John, who, on being called to the throne, assumed the title of Robert the Third.

The time I plan to start is much earlier than the significant historical events I’ve mentioned before, as the events I’m about to share took place during the final years of the 14th century, when the Scottish crown was held by the kind but weak John, who took the title of Robert the Third upon ascending to the throne.





CHAPTER II.

     A country lip may have the velvet touch;
     Though she’s no lady, she may please as much.

     DRYDEN.
     A rural girl might have a soft touch;  
     Even if she's not a lady, she can still be just as enjoyable.  

     DRYDEN.

Perth, boasting, as we have already mentioned, so large a portion of the beauties of inanimate nature, has at no time been without its own share of those charms which are at once more interesting and more transient. To be called the Fair Maid of Perth would at any period have been a high distinction, and have inferred no mean superiority in beauty, where there were many to claim that much envied attribute. But, in the feudal times to which we now call the reader’s attention, female beauty was a quality of much higher importance than it has been since the ideas of chivalry have been in a great measure extinguished. The love of the ancient cavaliers was a licensed species of idolatry, which the love of Heaven alone was theoretically supposed to approach in intensity, and which in practice it seldom equalled. God and the ladies were familiarly appealed to in the same breath; and devotion to the fair sex was as peremptorily enjoined upon the aspirant to the honour of chivalry as that which was due to Heaven. At such a period in society, the power of beauty was almost unlimited. It could level the highest rank with that which was immeasurably inferior.

Perth, as we've mentioned before, has a significant share of the beauty of nature and has always had its own mix of charms that are both more captivating and fleeting. Being called the Fair Maid of Perth would have been a considerable honor at any time, signifying a notable superiority in beauty among many who aspired to that coveted trait. However, during the feudal times we’re referring to now, female beauty held much greater importance than it has since the ideals of chivalry have largely faded. The love of the ancient knights was a kind of legal idolatry, one that was said to rival only the love of God in intensity, although in practice it rarely matched it. God and ladies were often mentioned together, and devotion to women was just as strictly required from anyone aspiring to the honor of chivalry as devotion to God. In such a society, the power of beauty was nearly limitless. It could elevate someone from the highest rank to a level far beneath it.

It was but in the reign preceding that of Robert III. that beauty alone had elevated a person of inferior rank and indifferent morals to share the Scottish throne; and many women, less artful or less fortunate, had risen to greatness from a state of concubinage, for which the manners of the times made allowance and apology. Such views might have dazzled a girl of higher birth than Catharine, or Katie, Glover, who was universally acknowledged to be the most beautiful young woman of the city or its vicinity, and whose renown, as the Fair Maid of Perth, had drawn on her much notice from the young gallants of the royal court, when it chanced to be residing in or near Perth, insomuch that more than one nobleman of the highest rank, and most distinguished for deeds of chivalry, were more attentive to exhibit feats of horsemanship as they passed the door of old Simon Glover, in what was called Couvrefew, or Curfew, Street, than to distinguish themselves in the tournaments, where the noblest dames of Scotland were spectators of their address. But the glover’s daughter—for, as was common with the citizens and artisans of that early period, her father, Simon, derived his surname from the trade which he practised—showed no inclination to listen to any gallantry which came from those of a station highly exalted above that which she herself occupied, and, though probably in no degree insensible to her personal charms, seemed desirous to confine her conquests to those who were within her own sphere of life. Indeed, her beauty being of that kind which we connect more with the mind than with the person, was, notwithstanding her natural kindness and gentleness of disposition, rather allied to reserve than to gaiety, even when in company with her equals; and the earnestness with which she attended upon the exercises of devotion induced many to think that Catharine Glover nourished the private wish to retire from the world and bury herself in the recesses of the cloister. But to such a sacrifice, should it be meditated, it was not to be expected her father, reputed a wealthy man and having this only child, would yield a willing consent.

It was only during the reign before Robert III that beauty alone had raised someone of lower rank and questionable morals to share the Scottish throne; many women, less clever or less fortunate, had risen to power from a life of being a mistress, which was somewhat accepted and excused by the norms of the time. Such ideas might have enchanted a girl of higher birth than Catharine, or Katie, Glover, who was widely regarded as the most beautiful young woman in the city or its surroundings. Her fame as the Fair Maid of Perth had attracted a lot of attention from young gentlemen at the royal court when it happened to be in or near Perth. In fact, more than one nobleman of the highest rank, known for their chivalrous deeds, focused more on showing off their horseback skills as they passed by the home of old Simon Glover on what was called Couvrefew, or Curfew, Street, than on proving themselves in tournaments where the most noble ladies of Scotland were watching. However, the glover’s daughter—for, as was typical at that time, her father, Simon, got his surname from his trade—didn’t seem interested in any flattery from those in a much higher class than she was. Though she likely felt some awareness of her own beauty, she seemed inclined to limit her attention to those within her own social circle. In fact, her beauty was more about her mind than her looks; despite her natural kindness and gentleness, she was more reserved than cheerful, even around her equals. The dedication with which she engaged in religious practices led many to believe that Catharine Glover secretly wished to withdraw from the world and hide away in a convent. But if she were considering such a sacrifice, it was unlikely that her father, seen as a wealthy man with only this one daughter, would agree to it willingly.

In her resolution of avoiding the addresses of the gallant courtiers, the reigning beauty of Perth was confirmed by the sentiments of her parent.

In her decision to steer clear of the advances from the charming courtiers, the current beauty of Perth was reinforced by her parent's feelings.

“Let them go,” he said—“let them go, Catharine, those gallants, with their capering horses, their jingling spurs, their plumed bonnets, and their trim mustachios: they are not of our class, nor will we aim at pairing with them. Tomorrow is St. Valentine’s Day, when every bird chooses her mate; but you will not see the linnet pair with the sparrow hawk, nor the Robin Redbreast with the kite. My father was an honest burgher of Perth, and could use his needle as well as I can. Did there come war to the gates of our fair burgh, down went needles, thread, and shamoy leather, and out came the good head piece and target from the dark nook, and the long lance from above the chimney. Show me a day that either he or I was absent when the provost made his musters! Thus we have led our lives, my girl, working to win our bread, and fighting to defend it. I will have no son in law that thinks himself better than me; and for these lords and knights, I trust thou wilt always remember thou art too low to be their lawful love, and too high to be their unlawful loon. And now lay by thy work, lass, for it is holytide eve, and it becomes us to go to the evening service, and pray that Heaven may send thee a good Valentine tomorrow.”

“Let them go,” he said—“let them go, Catharine, those guys with their prancing horses, jangling spurs, feathered hats, and neat mustaches: they aren’t our kind, and we shouldn't aspire to be with them. Tomorrow is St. Valentine’s Day, when every bird picks its mate; but you won’t see a linnet pairing with a sparrow hawk or a Robin Redbreast with a kite. My father was a decent tradesman from Perth, and he could sew as well as I can. If war came to our beautiful town, out went the needles, thread, and leather, and out came the good helmet and shield from the dark corner, along with the long lance from above the fireplace. Show me a day when either he or I wasn’t there when the mayor called for muster! This is how we’ve lived our lives, my girl, working to earn our keep and fighting to protect it. I won’t have a son-in-law who thinks he’s better than me; and as for those lords and knights, I hope you’ll always remember you’re too low to be their legitimate love, and too high to be their illicit fling. Now put your work aside, lass, because it’s the eve of a holy day, and we should go to the evening service and pray that Heaven sends you a good Valentine tomorrow.”

So the Fair Maid of Perth laid aside the splendid hawking glove which she was embroidering for the Lady Drummond, and putting on her holyday kirtle, prepared to attend her father to the Blackfriars monastery, which was adjacent to Couvrefew Street in which they lived. On their passage, Simon Glover, an ancient and esteemed burgess of Perth, somewhat stricken in years and increased in substance, received from young and old the homage due to his velvet jerkin and his golden chain, while the well known beauty of Catharine, though concealed beneath her screen—which resembled the mantilla still worn in Flanders—called both obeisances and doffings of the bonnet from young and old.

So the Fair Maid of Perth set aside the beautiful hawking glove she was embroidering for Lady Drummond and, putting on her best dress, got ready to accompany her father to the Blackfriars monastery, which was close to Couvrefew Street where they lived. As they walked, Simon Glover, an older and respected citizen of Perth, received respect from everyone for his velvet jacket and gold chain, while the well-known beauty of Catharine, even though hidden under her veil that looked like the mantilla still worn in Flanders, drew respectful nods and hat tips from both young and old.

As the pair moved on arm in arm, they were followed by a tall handsome young man, dressed in a yeoman’s habit of the plainest kind, but which showed to advantage his fine limbs, as the handsome countenance that looked out from a quantity of curled tresses, surmounted by a small scarlet bonnet, became that species of headdress. He had no other weapon than a staff in his hand, it not being thought fit that persons of his degree (for he was an apprentice to the old glover) should appear on the street armed with sword or dagger, a privilege which the jackmen, or military retainers of the nobility, esteemed exclusively their own. He attended his master at holytide, partly in the character of a domestic, or guardian, should there be cause for his interference; but it was not difficult to discern, by the earnest attention which he paid to Catharine Glover, that it was to her, rather than to her father, that he desired to dedicate his good offices.

As the two walked arm in arm, they were followed by a tall, handsome young man dressed in simple clothes that showed off his strong build, while his attractive face framed by curly hair was topped with a small red cap. The only thing he carried was a staff, as it wasn't considered appropriate for someone of his status (since he was an apprentice to the old glover) to walk the streets with a sword or dagger; that privilege belonged solely to the jackmen, or military servants of the nobility. He accompanied his master during the holiday season, partly serving as a domestic or protector if needed, but it was clear from the attention he gave to Catharine Glover that his main focus was on her rather than her father.

Generally speaking, there was no opportunity for his zeal displaying itself; for a common feeling of respect induced passengers to give way to the father and daughter.

Generally speaking, there was no chance for his enthusiasm to show itself; a shared sense of respect led passengers to make way for the father and daughter.

But when the steel caps, barrets, and plumes of squires, archers, and men at arms began to be seen among the throng, the wearers of these warlike distinctions were more rude in their demeanour than the quiet citizens. More than once, when from chance, or perhaps from an assumption of superior importance, such an individual took the wall of Simon in passing, the glover’s youthful attendant bristled up with a look of defiance, and the air of one who sought to distinguish his zeal in his mistress’s service by its ardour. As frequently did Conachar, for such was the lad’s name, receive a check from his master, who gave him to understand that he did not wish his interference before he required it.

But when the steel helmets, caps, and feathers of squires, archers, and soldiers started to appear among the crowd, those wearing these military distinctions were ruder in their behavior than the calm citizens. More than once, when by chance, or maybe out of a sense of superiority, one of these individuals bumped into Simon while passing by, the young glover’s assistant, named Conachar, stood up defiantly, eager to show his dedication to his mistress through his intensity. Just as often, Conachar received a reprimand from his master, who made it clear that he didn’t want his interference until it was needed.

“Foolish boy,” he said, “hast thou not lived long enough in my shop to know that a blow will breed a brawl; that a dirk will cut the skin as fast as a needle pierces leather; that I love peace, though I never feared war, and care not which side of the causeway my daughter and I walk upon so we may keep our road in peace and quietness?”

“Foolish boy,” he said, “haven’t you lived long enough in my shop to know that a hit will start a fight; that a dagger will cut skin just as quickly as a needle goes through leather; that I value peace, even though I’m not afraid of war, and I don’t care which side of the causeway my daughter and I walk on as long as we can keep our path in peace and quiet?”

Conachar excused himself as zealous for his master’s honour, yet was scarce able to pacify the old citizen.

Conachar apologized, claiming he was just looking out for his master's honor, but he could hardly calm down the old citizen.

“What have we to do with honour?” said Simon Glover. “If thou wouldst remain in my service, thou must think of honesty, and leave honour to the swaggering fools who wear steel at their heels and iron on their shoulders. If you wish to wear and use such garniture, you are welcome, but it shall not be in my house or in my company.”

“What do we care about honor?” said Simon Glover. “If you want to stay in my service, you need to focus on honesty and leave honor to the show-offs who wear steel on their boots and armor on their shoulders. If you want to wear and use that kind of gear, that's up to you, but it won't be in my house or with my company.”

Conachar seemed rather to kindle at this rebuke than to submit to it. But a sign from Catharine, if that slight raising of her little finger was indeed a sign, had more effect than the angry reproof of his master; and the youth laid aside the military air which seemed natural to him, and relapsed into the humble follower of a quiet burgher.

Conachar seemed more energized by this rebuke than willing to accept it. However, a gesture from Catharine, if that small lift of her finger was truly a signal, had a greater impact than his master's angry reprimand; the young man set aside the confident military demeanor that felt natural to him and reverted to being the humble follower of a modest townsman.

Meantime the little party were overtaken by a tall young man wrapped in a cloak, which obscured or muffled a part of his face—a practice often used by the gallants of the time, when they did not wish to be known, or were abroad in quest of adventures. He seemed, in short, one who might say to the world around him: “I desire, for the present, not to be known or addressed in my own character; but, as I am answerable to myself alone for my actions, I wear my incognito but for form’s sake, and care little whether you see through it or not.”

Meanwhile, a tall young man wrapped in a cloak approached the little group, hiding part of his face—something often done by the fashionable men of the time when they didn’t want to be recognized or were out looking for adventures. He seemed like someone who could say to the world around him: “Right now, I don’t want to be known or acknowledged as myself; however, since I’m only accountable to myself for my actions, I wear this disguise merely for appearances and don’t care whether you see through it or not.”

He came on the right side of Catharine, who had hold of her father’s arm, and slackened his pace as if joining their party.

He approached Catharine from the right, who was holding her father's arm, and slowed down as if to join them.

“Good even to you, goodman.”

“Good evening to you, sir.”

“The same to your worship, and thanks. May I pray you to pass on? Our pace is too slow for that of your lordship, our company too mean for that of your father’s son.”

“The same to you, and thank you. Could you please move on? We’re moving too slowly for you, and our company isn’t worthy of your father’s son.”

“My father’s son can best judge of that, old man. I have business to talk of with you and with my fair St. Catharine here, the loveliest and most obdurate saint in the calendar.”

“My father’s son can best judge of that, old man. I have business to discuss with you and with my beautiful St. Catharine here, the loveliest and most stubborn saint in the calendar.”

“With deep reverence, my lord,” said the old man, “I would remind you that this is good St. Valentine’s Eve, which is no time for business, and that I can have your worshipful commands by a serving man as early as it pleases you to send them.”

“With great respect, my lord,” said the old man, “I want to remind you that tonight is St. Valentine’s Eve, which is not the right time for business, and that I can have your commands by a servant as soon as you’d like to send them.”

“There is no time like the present,” said the persevering youth, whose rank seemed to be a kind which set him above ceremony. “I wish to know whether the buff doublet be finished which I commissioned some time since; and from you, pretty Catharine (here he sank his voice to a whisper), I desire to be informed whether your fair fingers have been employed upon it, agreeably to your promise? But I need not ask you, for my poor heart has felt the pang of each puncture that pierced the garment which was to cover it. Traitress, how wilt thou answer for thus tormenting the heart that loves thee so dearly?”

“There’s no time like the present,” said the determined young man, whose status seemed to elevate him above formalities. “I want to know if the buff doublet I ordered some time ago is finished; and from you, sweet Catharine (here he lowered his voice to a whisper), I want to find out if your lovely hands have been working on it, as you promised? But I don’t really need to ask, because my poor heart has felt every sting from the needle that pierced the garment meant to cover it. Traitor, how will you account for tormenting the heart that loves you so much?”

“Let me entreat you, my lord,” said Catharine, “to forego this wild talk: it becomes not you to speak thus, or me to listen. We are of poor rank but honest manners; and the presence of the father ought to protect the child from such expressions, even from your lordship.”

“Please, my lord,” Catharine said, “let's not engage in this wild talk: it's not fitting for you to speak this way, nor for me to listen. We may be of low rank, but we have decent manners; and as the father, you should protect your child from such words, even coming from you.”

This she spoke so low, that neither her father nor Conachar could understand what she said.

This she said so quietly that neither her father nor Conachar could understand her.

“Well, tyrant,” answered the persevering gallant, “I will plague you no longer now, providing you will let me see you from your window tomorrow, when the sun first peeps over the eastern hills, and give me right to be your Valentine for the year.”

“Well, tyrant,” replied the determined suitor, “I won't bother you anymore now, as long as you let me see you from your window tomorrow, when the sun first rises over the eastern hills, and grant me the right to be your Valentine for the year.”

“Not so, my lord; my father but now told me that hawks, far less eagles, pair not with the humble linnet. Seek some court lady, to whom your favours will be honour; to me—your Highness must permit me to speak the plain truth—they can be nothing but disgrace.”

“Not so, my lord; my father just told me that hawks, let alone eagles, don’t pair with the humble linnet. Find some noble lady in court, someone who would be honored by your affections; as for me—your Highness must allow me to speak frankly—they can only bring me disgrace.”

As they spoke thus, the party arrived at the gate of the church.

As they talked like this, the group reached the gate of the church.

“Your lordship will, I trust, permit us here to take leave of you?” said her father. “I am well aware how little you will alter your pleasure for the pain and uneasiness you may give to such as us but, from the throng of attendants at the gate, your lordship may see that there are others in the church to whom even your gracious lordship must pay respect.”

“Your lordship, I hope you will allow us to take our leave now?” said her father. “I understand how little you will change your enjoyment for the discomfort you may cause people like us, but from the crowd of attendants at the gate, you can see that there are others in the church to whom even your gracious lordship must show respect.”

“Yes—respect; and who pays any respect to me?” said the haughty young lord. “A miserable artisan and his daughter, too much honoured by my slightest notice, have the insolence to tell me that my notice dishonours them. Well, my princess of white doe skin and blue silk, I will teach you to rue this.”

“Yeah—respect; and who respects me?” said the arrogant young lord. “A pathetic craftsman and his daughter, who are too flattered by my smallest attention, have the nerve to say my attention brings them shame. Well, my princess of white doe skin and blue silk, I’m going to make you regret this.”

As he murmured thus, the glover and his daughter entered the Dominican church, and their attendant, Conachar, in attempting to follow them closely, jostled, it may be not unwillingly, the young nobleman. The gallant, starting from his unpleasing reverie, and perhaps considering this as an intentional insult, seized on the young man by the breast, struck him, and threw him from him. His irritated opponent recovered himself with difficulty, and grasped towards his own side, as if seeking a sword or dagger in the place where it was usually worn; but finding none, he made a gesture of disappointed rage, and entered the church. During the few seconds he remained, the young nobleman stood with his arms folded on his breast, with a haughty smile, as if defying him to do his worst. When Conachar had entered the church, his opponent, adjusting his cloak yet closer about his face, made a private signal by holding up one of his gloves. He was instantly joined by two men, who, disguised like himself, had waited his motions at a little distance. They spoke together earnestly, after which the young nobleman retired in one direction, his friends or followers going off in another.

As he muttered this, the glover and his daughter walked into the Dominican church, and their attendant, Conachar, in trying to follow closely, bumped into the young nobleman, perhaps not entirely by accident. The nobleman, jolted from his unpleasant thoughts and possibly seeing this as a deliberate insult, grabbed the young man by the chest, hit him, and pushed him away. The annoyed opponent managed to regain his composure with difficulty and reached for his side, as if looking for a sword or dagger in the usual spot; but finding nothing, he made a gesture of frustrated anger and walked into the church. During the few seconds he lingered, the young nobleman stood with his arms crossed over his chest, wearing a smug smile as if challenging him to do his worst. Once Conachar entered the church, the nobleman, pulling his cloak tighter around his face, made a subtle signal by raising one of his gloves. He was quickly joined by two men, who, disguised like him, had been waiting at a short distance. They discussed something eagerly, after which the young nobleman headed off in one direction while his companions went in another.

Simon Glover, before he entered the church, cast a look towards the group, but had taken his place among the congregation before they separated themselves. He knelt down with the air of a man who has something burdensome on his mind; but when the service was ended, he seemed free from anxiety, as one who had referred himself and his troubles to the disposal of Heaven. The ceremony of High Mass was performed with considerable solemnity, a number of noblemen and ladies of rank being present. Preparations had indeed been made for the reception of the good old King himself, but some of those infirmities to which he was subject had prevented Robert III from attending the service as was his wont. When the congregation were dismissed, the glover and his beautiful daughter lingered for some time, for the purpose of making their several shrifts in the confessionals, where the priests had taken their places for discharging that part of their duty. Thus it happened that the night had fallen dark, and the way was solitary, when they returned along the now deserted streets to their own dwelling.

Simon Glover, before he entered the church, glanced at the group, but took his place among the congregation before they split apart. He knelt with the demeanor of someone weighed down by thoughts; but when the service ended, he appeared to be free of worry, like someone who has handed over his concerns to a higher power. The High Mass was conducted with great solemnity, attended by several noblemen and women of status. Arrangements had been made for the good old King to be present, but some of his usual ailments prevented Robert III from attending the service as he usually did. When the congregation was dismissed, the glover and his lovely daughter stayed behind for a while to make their confessions in the confessionals, where the priests were waiting to fulfill that part of their duties. So it happened that night had fallen dark and the streets were deserted when they made their way back home.

Most persons had betaken themselves to home and to bed. They who still lingered in the street were night walkers or revellers, the idle and swaggering retainers of the haughty nobles, who were much wont to insult the peaceful passengers, relying on the impunity which their masters’ court favour was too apt to secure them.

Most people had gone home and to bed. Those who still hung around in the street were night owls or partygoers, the lazy and arrogant followers of the arrogant nobles, who often insulted the peaceful passersby, counting on the protection that their masters’ court favor often provided.

It was, perhaps, in apprehension of mischief from some character of this kind that Conachar, stepping up to the glover, said, “Master, walk faster—we are dogg’d.”

It was probably out of concern for trouble from someone like this that Conachar, approaching the glover, said, “Sir, walk faster—we're being followed.”

“Dogg’d, sayest thou? By whom and by how many?”

“Dogged, you say? By whom and how many?”

“By one man muffled in his cloak, who follows us like our shadow.”

“By one man wrapped in his cloak, who follows us like a shadow.”

“Then will it never mend my pace along the Couvrefew Street for the best one man that ever trode it.”

“Then it will never improve my pace along Couvrefew Street for the best man who ever walked it.”

“But he has arms,” said Conachar.

“But he has arms,” said Conachar.

“And so have we, and hands, and legs, and feet. Why, sure, Conachar, you are not afraid of one man?”

“And so do we, with our hands, legs, and feet. Come on, Conachar, you’re not scared of just one guy, are you?”

“Afraid!” answered Conachar, indignant at the insinuation; “you shall soon know if I am afraid.”

“Afraid!” Conachar replied, irritated by the suggestion. “You’ll see soon enough if I'm scared.”

“Now you are as far on the other side of the mark, thou foolish boy: thy temper has no middle course; there is no occasion to make a brawl, though we do not run. Walk thou before with Catharine, and I will take thy place. We cannot be exposed to danger so near home as we are.”

“Now you’ve gone way too far, you silly boy: your temper has no balance; there’s no reason to cause a scene just because we’re not running. You walk ahead with Catharine, and I’ll take your place. We shouldn’t be in danger this close to home.”

The glover fell behind accordingly, and certainly observed a person keep so close to them as, the time and place considered, justified some suspicion. When they crossed the street, he also crossed it, and when they advanced or slackened their pace, the stranger’s was in proportion accelerated or diminished. The matter would have been of very little consequence had Simon Glover been alone; but the beauty of his daughter might render her the object of some profligate scheme, in a country where the laws afforded such slight protection to those who had not the means to defend themselves.

The glover fell behind and definitely noticed someone staying really close to them, which, given the time and place, raised some suspicion. When they crossed the street, the stranger crossed too, and whenever they sped up or slowed down, the stranger adjusted their pace accordingly. This would have been barely a concern if Simon Glover were alone, but the beauty of his daughter made her a potential target for some shady scheme in a place where the laws offered minimal protection to those who couldn’t defend themselves.

Conachar and his fair charge having arrived on the threshold of their own apartment, which was opened to them by an old female servant, the burgher’s uneasiness was ended. Determined, however, to ascertain, if possible, whether there had been any cause for it, he called out to the man whose motions had occasioned the alarm, and who stood still, though he seemed to keep out of reach of the light. “Come, step forward, my friend, and do not play at bo peep; knowest thou not, that they who walk like phantoms in the dark are apt to encounter the conjuration of a quarterstaff? Step forward, I say, and show us thy shapes, man.”

Conachar and his companion reached the door of their apartment, which was opened by an elderly female servant, relieving the burgher's anxiety. However, determined to find out if there was any reason for it, he called out to the man whose movements had caused the alarm. The man stood still, seeming to avoid the light. “Come on, step forward, my friend, and stop playing hide and seek; don’t you know that those who move like ghosts in the dark might end up facing a quarterstaff? Step forward, I say, and show us who you are, man.”

“Why, so I can, Master Glover,” said one of the deepest voices that ever answered question. “I can show my shapes well enough, only I wish they could bear the light something better.”

“Of course I can, Master Glover,” said one of the deepest voices to ever respond to a question. “I can display my forms just fine; I just wish they could handle the light a bit better.”

“Body of me,” exclaimed Simon, “I should know that voice! And is it thou, in thy bodily person, Harry Gow? Nay, beshrew me if thou passest this door with dry lips. What, man, curfew has not rung yet, and if it had, it were no reason why it should part father and son. Come in, man; Dorothy shall get us something to eat, and we will jingle a can ere thou leave us. Come in, I say; my daughter Kate will be right glad to see thee.”

“Body of mine,” Simon exclaimed, “I should recognize that voice! Is it really you, Harry Gow, in the flesh? No way, I swear you can’t walk past this door without a drink. Come on, man, the curfew hasn’t sounded yet, and even if it had, that wouldn’t be a reason to separate a father and son. Come in, man; Dorothy will get us something to eat, and we’ll have a drink before you head out. Come in, I say; my daughter Kate will be really happy to see you.”

By this time he had pulled the person, whom he welcomed so cordially, into a sort of kitchen, which served also upon ordinary occasions the office of parlour. Its ornaments were trenchers of pewter, mixed with a silver cup or two, which, in the highest degree of cleanliness, occupied a range of shelves like those of a beauffet, popularly called “the bink.” A good fire, with the assistance of a blazing lamp, spread light and cheerfulness through the apartment, and a savoury smell of some victuals which Dorothy was preparing did not at all offend the unrefined noses of those whose appetite they were destined to satisfy.

By this time, he had led the person he welcomed so warmly into a sort of kitchen, which also served as the living room on regular occasions. Its decorations included pewter plates, mixed with a silver cup or two, all kept very clean on shelves like those of a buffet, commonly called “the bink.” A good fire, along with a bright lamp, filled the room with light and warmth, and the delicious aroma of some food that Dorothy was cooking was more than welcome to the less refined palates of those it was meant to satisfy.

Their unknown attendant now stood in full light among them, and though his appearance was neither dignified nor handsome, his face and figure were not only deserving of attention, but seemed in some manner to command it. He was rather below the middle stature, but the breadth of his shoulders, length and brawniness of his arms, and the muscular appearance of the whole man, argued a most unusual share of strength, and a frame kept in vigour by constant exercise. His legs were somewhat bent, but not in a manner which could be said to approach to deformity, on the contrary, which seemed to correspond to the strength of his frame, though it injured in some degree its symmetry.

Their unknown attendant now stood in full light among them, and while he wasn’t particularly dignified or attractive, his face and figure definitely caught attention and seemed to demand it in some way. He was a bit shorter than average, but his broad shoulders, long, muscular arms, and overall strong build indicated a remarkable level of strength and a physique maintained by regular exercise. His legs were slightly bent, but not in a way that could be considered deformed; rather, they seemed to match the strength of his body, even though it somewhat affected his symmetry.

His dress was of buff hide; and he wore in a belt around his waist a heavy broadsword, and a dirk or poniard, as if to defend his purse, which (burgher fashion) was attached to the same cincture. The head was well proportioned, round, close cropped, and curled thickly with black hair. There was daring and resolution in the dark eye, but the other features seemed to express a bashful timidity, mingled with good humor, and obvious satisfaction at meeting with his old friends.

His outfit was made of tan leather, and he had a heavy broadsword and a dagger strapped to his waist, probably to protect his wallet, which (like a typical townsman) was attached to the same belt. His head was well shaped, round, closely cropped, and thickly curled with black hair. There was a sense of boldness and determination in his dark eye, but the rest of his features showed a shy timidity mixed with a good-natured humor and clear happiness at seeing his old friends.

Abstracted from the bashful expression, which was that of the moment, the forehead of Henry Gow, or Smith, for he was indifferently so called, was high and noble, but the lower part of the face was less happily formed. The mouth was large, and well furnished with a set of firm and beautiful teeth, the appearance of which corresponded with the air of personal health and muscular strength which the whole frame indicated. A short thick beard, and mustachios which had lately been arranged with some care, completed the picture. His age could not exceed eight and twenty.

Abstracted from the shy expression he wore at the moment, Henry Gow, or Smith—since he was called both—had a high and noble forehead, but the lower part of his face was less appealing. He had a large mouth, well-equipped with a set of strong and beautiful teeth, reflecting the overall look of good health and muscular strength of his entire frame. A short, thick beard and mustache, freshly styled with some effort, finished off his appearance. He looked no older than twenty-eight.

The family appeared all well pleased with the unexpected appearance of an old friend. Simon Glover shook his hand again and again, Dorothy made her compliments, and Catharine herself offered freely her hand, which Henry held in his massive grasp, as if he designed to carry it to his lips, but, after a moment’s hesitation, desisted, from fear lest the freedom might be ill taken. Not that there was any resistance on the part of the little hand which lay passive in his grasp; but there was a smile mingled with the blush on her cheek, which seemed to increase the confusion of the gallant.

The family seemed really happy about the unexpected arrival of an old friend. Simon Glover shook his hand repeatedly, Dorothy shared her compliments, and Catharine herself extended her hand, which Henry held firmly in his large grip, as if he intended to bring it to his lips. However, after a brief moment of hesitation, he refrained, worried that the gesture might be taken the wrong way. Not that there was any resistance from the small hand resting in his hold; it was just that the smile mixed with the blush on her cheek only added to the gallant's confusion.

Her father, on his part, called out frankly, as he saw his friend’s hesitation: “Her lips, man—her lips! and that’s a proffer I would not make to every one who crosses my threshold. But, by good St. Valentine, whose holyday will dawn tomorrow, I am so glad to see thee in the bonny city of Perth again that it would be hard to tell the thing I could refuse thee.”

Her father, noticing his friend's hesitation, called out openly: “Her lips, man—her lips! And that’s an offer I wouldn’t make to just anyone who comes to my door. But, by good St. Valentine, whose day is tomorrow, I’m so happy to see you back in the lovely city of Perth that it would be hard to think of anything I could refuse you.”

The smith, for, as has been said, such was the craft of this sturdy artisan, was encouraged modestly to salute the Fair Maid, who yielded the courtesy with a smile of affection that might have become a sister, saying, at the same time: “Let me hope that I welcome back to Perth a repentant and amended man.”

The blacksmith, as mentioned, was modestly prompted to greet the Fair Maid, who responded with a warm smile that could easily befit a sister, and said at the same time, “I hope that I welcome back to Perth a changed and remorseful man.”

He held her hand as if about to answer, then suddenly, as one who lost courage at the moment, relinquished his grasp; and drawing back as if afraid of what he had done, his dark countenance glowing with bashfulness, mixed with delight, he sat down by the fire on the opposite side from that which Catharine occupied.

He held her hand like he was about to say something, but then suddenly, as if he lost his nerve, he let go. Pulling back as if scared of what he had just done, his face turned red with shyness and a hint of happiness. He sat down by the fire on the side opposite where Catharine was sitting.

“Come, Dorothy, speed thee with the food, old woman; and Conachar—where is Conachar?”

“Come on, Dorothy, hurry up with the food, old woman; and Conachar—where is Conachar?”

“He is gone to bed, sir, with a headache,” said Catharine, in a hesitating voice.

“He's gone to bed, sir, with a headache,” Catharine said hesitantly.

“Go, call him, Dorothy,” said the old glover; “I will not be used thus by him: his Highland blood, forsooth, is too gentle to lay a trencher or spread a napkin, and he expects to enter our ancient and honourable craft without duly waiting and tending upon his master and teacher in all matters of lawful obedience. Go, call him, I say; I will not be thus neglected.”

“Go, call him, Dorothy,” said the old glover; “I won’t let him treat me this way: his Highland blood, truly, is too gentle to set a table or spread a napkin, and he expects to join our respected and honorable craft without properly waiting on and learning from his master and teacher in all matters of rightful obedience. Go, call him, I say; I won’t be neglected like this.”

Dorothy was presently heard screaming upstairs, or more probably up a ladder, to the cock loft, to which the recusant apprentice had made an untimely retreat; a muttered answer was returned, and soon after Conachar appeared in the eating apartment. There was a gloom of deep sullenness on his haughty, though handsome, features, and as he proceeded to spread the board, and arrange the trenchers, with salt, spices, and other condiments—to discharge, in short, the duties of a modern domestic, which the custom of the time imposed upon all apprentices—he was obviously disgusted and indignant with the mean office imposed upon him.

Dorothy could be heard yelling upstairs, or more likely up a ladder to the attic, where the rebellious apprentice had made an inappropriate escape; a mumbled response came back, and soon after, Conachar walked into the eating area. His proud yet attractive face was clouded with deep resentment, and as he began to set the table and organize the plates with salt, spices, and other seasonings—essentially fulfilling the duties of a modern-day household worker that apprentices were expected to do at that time—he clearly felt frustrated and angry about the lowly task he had to perform.

The Fair Maid of Perth looked with some anxiety at him, as if apprehensive that his evident sullenness might increase her father’s displeasure; but it was not till her eyes had sought out his for a second time that Conachar condescended to veil his dissatisfaction, and throw a greater appearance of willingness and submission into the services which he was performing.

The Fair Maid of Perth glanced at him nervously, worried that his obvious moodiness might worsen her father's anger; but it wasn't until she locked eyes with him for a second time that Conachar decided to hide his frustration and put on a more willing and submissive attitude in the tasks he was doing.

And here we must acquaint our reader that, though the private interchange of looks betwixt Catharine Glover and the young mountaineer indicated some interest on the part of the former in the conduct of the latter, it would have puzzled the strictest observer to discover whether that feeling exceeded in degree what might have been felt by a young person towards a friend and inmate of the same age, with whom she had lived on habits of intimacy.

And here we need to inform our reader that, although the private exchange of glances between Catharine Glover and the young mountaineer showed some interest from her side in his behavior, it would have confused even the most careful observer to determine if her feelings went beyond what a young person might feel for a friend and housemate of the same age, with whom she had shared a close relationship.

“Thou hast had a long journey, son Henry,” said Glover, who had always used that affectionate style of speech, though no ways akin to the young artisan; “ay, and hast seen many a river besides Tay, and many a fair bigging besides St. Johnston.”

“You've had a long journey, son Henry,” said Glover, who had always spoken that way affectionately, even though he wasn't related to the young craftsman; “yes, and you've seen many rivers besides the Tay, and many beautiful buildings besides St. Johnston.”

“But none that I like half so well, and none that are half so much worth my liking,” answered the smith. “I promise you, father, that, when I crossed the Wicks of Baiglie, and saw the bonny city lie stretched fairly before me like a fairy queen in romance, whom the knight finds asleep among a wilderness of flowers, I felt even as a bird when it folds its wearied wings to stoop down on its own nest.”

“But none that I like half as much, and none that are worth my affection like this one,” replied the smith. “I promise you, father, that when I crossed the Wicks of Baiglie and saw the beautiful city spread out before me like a fairy queen in a story, whom a knight finds sleeping among a sea of flowers, I felt just like a bird when it folds its tired wings to settle down on its own nest.”

“Aha! so thou canst play the maker [old Scottish for poet] yet?” said the glover. “What, shall we have our ballets and our roundels again? our lusty carols for Christmas, and our mirthful springs to trip it round the maypole?”

“Aha! So you can still be a poet, huh?” said the glover. “What, are we going to have our songs and our dances again? Our lively carols for Christmas, and our cheerful springs to dance around the maypole?”

“Such toys there may be forthcoming, father,” said Henry Smith, “though the blast of the bellows and the clatter of the anvil make but coarse company to lays of minstrelsy; but I can afford them no better, since I must mend my fortune, though I mar my verses.”

“Such toys might come, father,” Henry Smith said, “even though the sound of the bellows and the clang of the anvil aren’t the best backdrop for songs of musicians; but I can’t offer anything better, since I have to improve my fortunes, even if it ruins my poetry.”

“Right again—my own son just,” answered the glover; “and I trust thou hast made a saving voyage of it?”

“Right again—my own son, actually,” replied the glover; “and I hope you had a safe trip?”

“Nay, I made a thriving one, father: I sold the steel habergeon that you wot of for four hundred marks to the English Warden of the East Marches, Sir Magnus Redman. He scarce scrupled a penny after I gave him leave to try a sword dint upon it. The beggardly Highland thief who bespoke it boggled at half the sum, though it had cost me a year’s labour.”

“Nah, I made a good profit, Dad: I sold the steel coat of armor you know about for four hundred marks to the English Warden of the East Marches, Sir Magnus Redman. He barely hesitated on the price after I let him test a sword strike on it. The cheap Highland thief who wanted it hesitated at half the price, even though it had cost me a year of hard work.”

“What dost thou start at, Conachar?” said Simon, addressing himself, by way of parenthesis, to the mountain disciple; “wilt thou never learn to mind thy own business, without listening to what is passing round thee? What is it to thee that an Englishman thinks that cheap which a Scottishman may hold dear?”

“What are you staring at, Conachar?” Simon said, turning to the mountain disciple as a side note. “Will you never learn to mind your own business instead of eavesdropping on what’s happening around you? What does it matter to you that an Englishman thinks something is cheap when a Scotsman might value it highly?”

Conachar turned round to speak, but, after a moment’s consideration, looked down, and endeavoured to recover his composure, which had been deranged by the contemptuous manner in which the smith had spoken of his Highland customer.

Conachar turned to speak, but after a brief moment of thought, he looked down and tried to regain his composure, which had been shaken by the disrespectful way the smith had referred to his Highland customer.

Henry went on without paying any attention to him. “I sold at high prices some swords and whingers when I was at Edinburgh. They expect war there; and if it please God to send it, my merchandise will be worth its price. St. Dunstan make us thankful, for he was of our craft. In short, this fellow (laying his hand on his purse); who, thou knowest, father, was somewhat lank and low in condition when I set out four months since, is now as round and full as a six weeks’ porker.”

Henry continued on without noticing him. “I sold some swords and daggers for high prices while I was in Edinburgh. They think there’s going to be a war there; and if God gives us that, my goods will be worth what I paid. Thank St. Dunstan, since he was one of us. In short, this guy," (putting his hand on his purse) "who, you know, father, was pretty thin and small when I left four months ago, is now as plump and round as a six-week-old pig.”

“And that other leathern sheathed, iron hilted fellow who hangs beside him,” said the glover, “has he been idle all this while? Come, jolly smith, confess the truth—how many brawls hast thou had since crossing the Tay?”

“And that other guy with the leather cover and iron handle who hangs next to him,” said the glover, “has he been doing nothing this whole time? Come on, cheerful blacksmith, tell the truth—how many fights have you gotten into since crossing the Tay?”

“Nay, now you do me wrong, father, to ask me such a question (glancing a look at Catharine) in such a presence,” answered the armourer: “I make swords, indeed, but I leave it to other people to use them. No—no, seldom have I a naked sword in my fist, save when I am turning them on the anvil or grindstone; and they slandered me to your daughter Catharine, that led her to suspect the quietest burgess in Perth of being a brawler. I wish the best of them would dare say such a word at the Hill of Kinnoul, and never a man on the green but he and I.”

"Come on, you’re wrong to ask me that, father," the armorer replied, glancing at Catharine. "I make swords, sure, but I leave it to others to use them. No, I hardly ever hold a naked sword, except when I'm working on them at the anvil or grindstone. They’ve spread rumors to your daughter Catharine that made her think the most peaceful citizen in Perth is a fighter. I wish one of them would dare to say that on the Hill of Kinnoul, with only him and me around."

“Ay—ay,” said the glover, laughing, “we should then have a fine sample of your patient sufferance. Out upon you, Henry, that you will speak so like a knave to one who knows thee so well! You look at Kate, too, as if she did not know that a man in this country must make his hand keep his head, unless he will sleep in slender security. Come—come, beshrew me if thou hast not spoiled as many suits of armour as thou hast made.”

“Ay—ay,” said the glover, laughing, “then we’d really see how well you can endure! Shame on you, Henry, for talking like such a rogue to someone who knows you so well! You look at Kate as if she doesn’t know that a man in this country has to work to support himself, or he’ll end up struggling. Come on—come on, I swear you’ve ruined as many suits of armor as you’ve actually made.”

“Why, he would be a bad armourer, father Simon, that could not with his own blow make proof of his own workmanship. If I did not sometimes cleave a helmet, or strike a point through a harness, I should not know what strength of fabric to give them; and might jingle together such pasteboard work as yonder Edinburgh smiths think not shame to put out of their hands.”

“Why, it would be foolish for an armorer, Father Simon, who couldn’t prove his own work with his own strikes. If I didn’t occasionally split a helmet or stab through some armor, I wouldn’t know how strong to make them; and I might end up creating flimsy stuff like those Edinburgh smiths don’t hesitate to send out.”

“Aha, now would I lay a gold crown thou hast had a quarrel with some Edinburgh ‘burn the wind’ upon that very ground?”

“Aha, would I now lay a gold crown that you’ve had a fight with some Edinburgh ‘burn the wind’ right on that very spot?”

[“Burn the wind,” an old cant term for blacksmith, appears in Burns:

[“Burn the wind,” an old slang term for blacksmith, shows up in Burns:]

Then burnewin came on like death, At every chaup, etc.]

Then Burnewin approached like death, at every choup, etc.

“A quarrel! no, father,” replied the Perth armourer, “but a measuring of swords with such a one upon St. Leonard’s Crags, for the honour of my bonny city, I confess. Surely you do not think I would quarrel with a brother craftsman?”

“A fight? No, Dad,” replied the Perth armor maker, “but a sword match with someone up on St. Leonard’s Crags, for the honor of my beautiful city, I admit. Surely you don’t think I would pick a fight with a fellow craftsman?”

“Ah, to a surety, no. But how did your brother craftman come off?”

“Ah, definitely not. But how did your brother do?”

“Why, as one with a sheet of paper on his bosom might come off from the stroke of a lance; or rather, indeed, he came not off at all, for, when I left him, he was lying in the Hermit’s Lodge daily expecting death, for which Father Gervis said he was in heavenly preparation.”

“Why, just like someone with a piece of paper on their chest could be spared from a lance’s hit; or actually, he wasn't spared at all, because when I left him, he was lying in the Hermit’s Lodge, waiting for death, for which Father Gervis said he was preparing himself for heaven.”

“Well, any more measuring of weapons?” said the glover.

“Well, are we measuring any more weapons?” asked the glover.

“Why, truly, I fought an Englishman at Berwick besides, on the old question of the supremacy, as they call it—I am sure you would not have me slack at that debate?—and I had the luck to hurt him on the left knee.”

“Honestly, I fought an Englishman at Berwick too, over that old debate about supremacy, as they call it—I’m sure you wouldn’t want me to hold back in that discussion?—and I was fortunate enough to injure him on his left knee.”

“Well done for St. Andrew! to it again. Whom next had you to deal with?” said Simon, laughing at the exploits of his pacific friend.

"Well done for St. Andrew! Here we go again. Who's next on your list?" said Simon, laughing at the adventures of his peace-loving friend.

“I fought a Scotchman in the Torwood,” answered Henry Smith, “upon a doubt which was the better swordsman, which, you are aware, could not be known or decided without a trial. The poor fellow lost two fingers.”

“I fought a Scotsman in the Torwood,” replied Henry Smith, “over a debate about who was the better swordsman, which, as you know, couldn’t be determined without a duel. The poor guy ended up losing two fingers.”

“Pretty well for the most peaceful lad in Perth, who never touches a sword but in the way of his profession. Well, anything more to tell us?”

“Pretty good for the most peaceful guy in Perth, who only uses a sword for work. So, is there anything else you want to share?”

“Little; for the drubbing of a Highlandman is a thing not worth mentioning.”

“Not much; because beating a Highlander is not something worth talking about.”

“For what didst thou drub him, O man of peace?” inquired the glover.

“For what did you hit him, O man of peace?” asked the glover.

“For nothing that I can remember,” replied the smith, “except his presenting himself on the south side of Stirling Bridge.”

“For all I can remember,” replied the smith, “it’s just that he showed up on the south side of Stirling Bridge.”

“Well, here is to thee, and thou art welcome to me after all these exploits. Conachar, bestir thee. Let the cans clink, lad, and thou shalt have a cup of the nut brown for thyself, my boy.”

“Well, here’s to you, and you’re welcome here after all these adventures. Conachar, get moving. Let the cups clink, lad, and you’ll get a mug of the brown stuff for yourself, my boy.”

Conachar poured out the good liquor for his master and for Catharine with due observance. But that done, he set the flagon on the table and sat down.

Conachar poured the fine drink for his master and for Catharine with proper respect. Once that was taken care of, he placed the flagon on the table and sat down.

“How now, sirrah! be these your manners? Fill to my guest, the worshipful Master Henry Smith.”

“How's it going, buddy? Is this how you behave? Pour a drink for my guest, the honorable Master Henry Smith.”

“Master Smith may fill for himself, if he wishes for liquor,” answered the youthful Celt. “The son of my father has demeaned himself enough already for one evening.”

“Master Smith can pour himself a drink if he wants,” replied the young Celt. “My father's son has already embarrassed himself enough for one evening.”

“That’s well crowed for a cockerel,” said Henry; “but thou art so far right, my lad, that the man deserves to die of thirst who will not drink without a cupbearer.”

"That's quite a boast for a rooster," said Henry; "but you're spot on, my friend, that a man deserves to die of thirst if he won't drink unless someone else serves him."

But his entertainer took not the contumacy of the young apprentice with so much patience. “Now, by my honest word, and by the best glove I ever made,” said Simon, “thou shalt help him with liquor from that cup and flagon, if thee and I are to abide under one roof.”

But his entertainer didn't take the defiance of the young apprentice with much patience. “Now, I swear, and by the best glove I ever made,” said Simon, “you will help him with drinks from that cup and flagon if you and I are going to live under the same roof.”

Conachar arose sullenly upon hearing this threat, and, approaching the smith, who had just taken the tankard in his hand, and was raising it to his head, he contrived to stumble against him and jostle him so awkwardly, that the foaming ale gushed over his face, person, and dress. Good natured as the smith, in spite of his warlike propensities, really was in the utmost degree, his patience failed under such a provocation. He seized the young man’s throat, being the part which came readiest to his grasp, as Conachar arose from the pretended stumble, and pressing it severely as he cast the lad from him, exclaimed: “Had this been in another place, young gallows bird, I had stowed the lugs out of thy head, as I have done to some of thy clan before thee.”

Conachar got up grumpily when he heard this threat and, walking up to the smith—who had just taken the tankard and was raising it to his head—he managed to trip against him and jostle him just enough that the frothy ale splashed all over his face, body, and clothes. Despite the smith being incredibly good-natured, even with his aggressive tendencies, his patience ran out with such a provocation. He grabbed the young man's throat, since it was the easiest part to grab, as Conachar got up from the fake stumble, and pressing it tightly as he pushed the guy away, he exclaimed: “If this were anywhere else, young troublemaker, I would have knocked your ears off like I’ve done to some of your clan before.”

Conachar recovered his feet with the activity of a tiger, and exclaimed: “Never shall you live to make that boast again!” drew a short, sharp knife from his bosom, and, springing on Henry Smith, attempted to plunge it into his body over the collarbone, which must have been a mortal wound. But the object of this violence was so ready to defend himself by striking up the assailant’s hand, that the blow only glanced on the bone, and scarce drew blood. To wrench the dagger from the boy’s hand, and to secure him with a grasp like that of his own iron vice, was, for the powerful smith, the work of a single moment.

Conachar quickly got back on his feet like a tiger and shouted, “You’ll never get the chance to brag about that again!” He pulled a short, sharp knife from his chest and jumped at Henry Smith, trying to stab him just above the collarbone, which could have been a fatal wound. However, Henry was quick to defend himself by pushing Conachar’s hand away, so the blow only grazed the bone and hardly drew any blood. In an instant, the strong smith was able to wrestle the dagger from the boy’s hand and secure him with a grip as strong as his own iron vice.

Conachar felt himself at once in the absolute power of the formidable antagonist whom he had provoked; he became deadly pale, as he had been the moment before glowing red, and stood mute with shame and fear, until, relieving him from his powerful hold, the smith quietly said: “It is well for thee that thou canst not make me angry; thou art but a boy, and I, a grown man, ought not to have provoked thee. But let this be a warning.”

Conachar suddenly realized he was completely at the mercy of the powerful opponent he had challenged; he turned dead pale, having just moments ago been flushed with anger, and stood there speechless with embarrassment and fear, until the blacksmith finally released him and calmly said, “You’re lucky I can’t get angry with you; you’re just a kid, and I’m an adult who shouldn’t have picked a fight with you. But let this be a lesson.”

Conachar stood an instant as if about to reply, and then left the room, ere Simon had collected himself enough to speak. Dorothy was running hither and thither for salves and healing herbs. Catharine had swooned at the sight of the trickling blood.

Conachar paused for a moment as if he was about to respond, and then he left the room before Simon had gathered his thoughts enough to say anything. Dorothy was dashing around looking for ointments and healing herbs. Catharine had fainted at the sight of the blood trickling down.

“Let me depart, father Simon,” said Henry Smith, mournfully, “I might have guessed I should have my old luck, and spread strife and bloodshed where I would wish most to bring peace and happiness. Care not for me. Look to poor Catharine; the fright of such an affray hath killed her, and all through my fault.”

“Let me go, Father Simon,” Henry Smith said sadly. “I should have known I would have my usual luck and cause conflict and violence where I most want to bring peace and happiness. Don’t worry about me. Focus on poor Catharine; the shock from such a fight has killed her, and it’s all my fault.”

“Thy fault, my son! It was the fault of yon Highland cateran, whom it is my curse to be cumbered with; but he shall go back to his glens tomorrow, or taste the tolbooth of the burgh. An assault upon the life of his master’s guest in his house! It breaks all bonds between us. But let me see to thy wound.”

“It's your fault, my son! It was the fault of that Highland robber, who I'm stuck dealing with; but he'll go back to his hills tomorrow, or end up in the town jail. An attack on the life of his master's guest in his own home! It breaks all ties between us. But let me check your wound.”

“Catharine!” repeated the armourer—“look to Catharine.”

“Catharine!” the armor maker repeated—“keep an eye on Catharine.”

“Dorothy will see to her,” said Simon; “surprise and fear kill not; skenes and dirks do. And she is not more the daughter of my blood than thou, my dear Henry, art the son of my affections. Let me see the wound. The skene occle is an ugly weapon in a Highland hand.”

“Dorothy will take care of her,” said Simon; “surprise and fear don’t kill; blades and daggers do. And she’s no more my flesh and blood than you, my dear Henry, are the son of my heart. Show me the wound. The dirk is a nasty weapon in a Highlander’s hand.”

“I mind it no more than the scratch of a wildcat,” said the armourer; “and now that the colour is coming to Catharine’s cheek again, you shall see me a sound man in a moment.”

“I don't mind it any more than the scratch of a wildcat,” said the armourer; “and now that the color is coming back to Catharine’s cheek, you'll see me as a healthy man in no time.”

He turned to a corner in which hung a small mirror, and hastily took from his purse some dry lint to apply to the slight wound he had received. As he unloosed the leathern jacket from his neck and shoulders, the manly and muscular form which they displayed was not more remarkable than the fairness of his skin, where it had not, as in hands and face, been exposed to the effects of rough weather and of his laborious trade. He hastily applied some lint to stop the bleeding; and a little water having removed all other marks of the fray, he buttoned his doublet anew, and turned again to the table, where Catharine, still pale and trembling, was, however, recovered from her fainting fit.

He rushed to a corner where a small mirror was hanging and quickly took some dry lint from his purse to cover the minor wound he had sustained. As he unfastened the leather jacket from around his neck and shoulders, his strong, muscular build was just as striking as the fairness of his skin, which hadn’t been exposed to harsh weather or the demands of his tough job, unlike his hands and face. He quickly pressed some lint to stop the bleeding, and after splashing a bit of water to clean up the rest of the marks from the fight, he buttoned his doublet again and turned back to the table, where Catharine, still pale and shaking, had somewhat recovered from her fainting spell.

“Would you but grant me your forgiveness for having offended you in the very first hour of my return? The lad was foolish to provoke me, and yet I was more foolish to be provoked by such as he. Your father blames me not, Catharine, and cannot you forgive me?”

“Would you just grant me your forgiveness for offending you in the very first hour of my return? The guy was foolish to provoke me, and yet I was even more foolish to let him get to me. Your father doesn’t blame me, Catharine, so can’t you forgive me?”

“I have no power to forgive,” answered Catharine, “what I have no title to resent. If my father chooses to have his house made the scene of night brawls, I must witness them—I cannot help myself. Perhaps it was wrong in me to faint and interrupt, it may be, the farther progress of a fair fray. My apology is, that I cannot bear the sight of blood.”

“I can’t forgive what I have no reason to be resentful about,” Catharine replied. “If my father decides to turn his house into a place for late-night fights, I have to watch—I can’t do anything about it. Maybe it was wrong of me to faint and interrupt what could have been an entertaining fight. My excuse is that I can’t stand the sight of blood.”

“And is this the manner,” said her father, “in which you receive my friend after his long absence? My friend, did I say? Nay, my son. He escapes being murdered by a fellow whom I will tomorrow clear this house of, and you treat him as if he had done wrong in dashing from him the snake which was about to sting him!”

“And is this how you welcome my friend after he's been away for so long?” said her father. “My friend, did I say? No, my son. He nearly got killed by someone I will clear out of this house tomorrow, and you treat him like he did something wrong by getting away from the snake that was about to bite him!”

“It is not my part, father,” returned the Maid of Perth, “to decide who had the right or wrong in the present brawl, nor did I see what happened distinctly enough to say which was assailant, or which defender. But sure our friend, Master Henry, will not deny that he lives in a perfect atmosphere of strife, blood, and quarrels. He hears of no swordsman but he envies his reputation, and must needs put his valour to the proof. He sees no brawl but he must strike into the midst of it. Has he friends, he fights with them for love and honour; has he enemies, he fights with them for hatred and revenge. And those men who are neither his friends nor foes, he fights with them because they are on this or that side of a river. His days are days of battle, and, doubtless, he acts them over again in his dreams.”

“It’s not my place, father,” replied the Maid of Perth, “to decide who is right or wrong in this fight, nor did I see clearly enough to say who was attacking and who was defending. But surely our friend, Master Henry, can’t deny that he lives in a constant atmosphere of conflict, blood, and arguments. He hears about every swordsman and envies their reputation, feeling compelled to prove his own bravery. He sees any fight and has to jump right in. If he has friends, he fights with them for love and honor; if he has enemies, he fights with them out of hatred and revenge. And those who are neither his friends nor foes? He fights with them simply because they stand on one side of a river or the other. His days are filled with battles, and undoubtedly, he relives them in his dreams.”

“Daughter,” said Simon, “your tongue wags too freely. Quarrels and fights are men’s business, not women’s, and it is not maidenly to think or speak of them.”

“Daughter,” said Simon, “you talk too much. Arguments and fights are for men, not women, and it’s not lady-like to think or talk about them.”

“But if they are so rudely enacted in our presence,” said Catharine, “it is a little hard to expect us to think or speak of anything else. I will grant you, my father, that this valiant burgess of Perth is one of the best hearted men that draws breath within its walls: that he would walk a hundred yards out of the way rather than step upon a worm; that he would be as loth, in wantonness, to kill a spider as if he were a kinsman to King Robert, of happy memory; that in the last quarrel before his departure he fought with four butchers, to prevent their killing a poor mastiff that had misbehaved in the bull ring, and narrowly escaped the fate of the cur that he was protecting. I will grant you also, that the poor never pass the house of the wealthy armourer but they are relieved with food and alms. But what avails all this, when his sword makes as many starving orphans and mourning widows as his purse relieves?”

“But if they act so disrespectfully in front of us,” said Catharine, “it’s a bit unfair to expect us to think or talk about anything else. I’ll agree with you, my father, that this brave townsman of Perth is one of the kindest men who breathes within its walls: that he would walk a hundred yards out of his way rather than step on a worm; that he would be just as reluctant, for no reason, to kill a spider as if it were related to King Robert, who is fondly remembered; that in the last fight before he left, he battled four butchers to stop them from killing a poor mastiff that had misbehaved in the bull ring, and he narrowly escaped the same fate as the dog he was protecting. I will also concede that the poor never walk past the house of the wealthy armorer without being given food and charity. But what good does all this do, when his sword causes as many starving orphans and grieving widows as his money helps?”

“Nay, but, Catharine, hear me but a word before going on with a string of reproaches against my friend, that sound something like sense, while they are, in truth, inconsistent with all we hear and see around us. What,” continued the glover, “do our King and our court, our knights and ladies, our abbots, monks, and priests themselves, so earnestly crowd to see? Is it not to behold the display of chivalry, to witness the gallant actions of brave knights in the tilt and tourney ground, to look upon deeds of honour and glory achieved by arms and bloodshed? What is it these proud knights do, that differs from what our good Henry Gow works out in his sphere? Who ever heard of his abusing his skill and strength to do evil or forward oppression, and who knows not how often it has been employed as that of a champion in the good cause of the burgh? And shouldst not thou, of all women, deem thyself honoured and glorious, that so true a heart and so strong an arm has termed himself thy bachelor? In what do the proudest dames take their loftiest pride, save in the chivalry of their knight; and has the boldest in Scotland done more gallant deeds than my brave son Henry, though but of low degree? Is he not known to Highland and Lowland as the best armourer that ever made sword, and the truest soldier that ever drew one?”

“Nay, but Catharine, just hear me out for a moment before you go on with a bunch of complaints about my friend that sound somewhat reasonable, but are actually at odds with everything we see around us. What,” continued the glover, “do our King and court, our knights and ladies, our abbots, monks, and priests themselves come to watch so eagerly? Isn’t it to see the display of chivalry, to witness the brave actions of knights in tournaments, to admire acts of honor and glory achieved through valor and sacrifice? What do these proud knights do that’s different from what our good Henry Gow accomplishes in his own way? Who has ever heard of him misusing his skills and strength for evil or to support oppression? And who doesn’t know how often he has been a champion for the good of the community? Shouldn’t you, of all women, feel honored and proud that such a true-hearted and strong man has called himself your suitor? What do the proudest ladies take their highest pride in, if not in the chivalry of their knight? And has anyone in Scotland accomplished more heroic deeds than my brave son Henry, even if he comes from humble beginnings? Isn’t he recognized in both the Highlands and the Lowlands as the best armor maker who ever forged a sword, and the truest soldier who ever wielded one?”

“My dearest father,” answered Catharine, “your words contradict themselves, if you will permit your child to say so. Let us thank God and the good saints that we are in a peaceful rank of life, below the notice of those whose high birth, and yet higher pride, lead them to glory in their bloody works of cruelty, which haughty and lordly men term deeds of chivalry. Your wisdom will allow that it would be absurd in us to prank ourselves in their dainty plumes and splendid garments; why, then, should we imitate their full blown vices? Why should we assume their hard hearted pride and relentless cruelty, to which murder is not only a sport, but a subject of vainglorious triumph? Let those whose rank claims as its right such bloody homage take pride and pleasure in it; we, who have no share in the sacrifice, may the better pity the sufferings of the victim. Let us thank our lowliness, since it secures us from temptation. But forgive me, father, if I have stepped over the limits of my duty, in contradicting the views which you entertain, with so many others, on these subjects.”

“My dearest father,” Catharine replied, “your words contradict each other, if you’ll allow me to say so. Let’s thank God and the good saints that we live a peaceful life, beneath the notice of those whose high birth, and even higher pride, lead them to take pride in their bloody acts of cruelty, which arrogant and noble men call deeds of chivalry. Your wisdom will agree that it would be ridiculous for us to dress ourselves in their fancy feathers and extravagant clothes; so why should we imitate their inflated vices? Why should we adopt their hardened pride and relentless cruelty, where murder is not just a game, but a source of boastful triumph? Let those whose status rightfully demands such bloody recognition take pride and joy in it; we, who have no part in the sacrifice, can better empathize with the suffering of the victim. Let’s be grateful for our lowliness, as it protects us from temptation. But forgive me, father, if I’ve overstepped my bounds by disagreeing with the views you hold, along with so many others, on these matters.”

“Nay, thou hast even too much talk for me, girl,” said her father, somewhat angrily. “I am but a poor workman, whose best knowledge is to distinguish the left hand glove from the right. But if thou wouldst have my forgiveness, say something of comfort to my poor Henry. There he sits, confounded and dismayed with all the preachment thou hast heaped together; and he, to whom a trumpet sound was like the invitation to a feast, is struck down at the sound of a child’s whistle.”

“No, you talk too much for me, girl,” her father said, somewhat angrily. “I’m just a poor worker, and the best I can do is tell the left glove from the right. But if you want my forgiveness, say something comforting to my poor Henry. There he sits, confused and upset by all the preaching you’ve thrown at him; the one who used to hear a trumpet sound like an invitation to a feast is now brought down by the sound of a child’s whistle.”

The armourer, indeed, while he heard the lips that were dearest to him paint his character in such unfavourable colours, had laid his head down on the table, upon his folded arms, in an attitude of the deepest dejection, or almost despair.

The armor maker, while listening to the words of the person he cared about most paint a negative picture of him, had his head resting on the table, on his crossed arms, in a position of deep sadness, or nearly hopelessness.

“I would to Heaven, my dearest father,” answered Catharine, “that it were in my power to speak comfort to Henry, without betraying the sacred cause of the truths I have just told you. And I may—nay, I must have such a commission,” she continued with something that the earnestness with which she spoke and the extreme beauty of her features caused for the moment to resemble inspiration.

“I wish to Heaven, my dearest father,” replied Catharine, “that I could comfort Henry without compromising the sacred truths I’ve just shared with you. And I may—no, I must have such a mission,” she continued, her earnestness and the striking beauty of her face making her seem momentarily inspired.

“The truth of Heaven,” she said, in a solemn tone, “was never committed to a tongue, however feeble, but it gave a right to that tongue to announce mercy, while it declared judgment. Arise, Henry—rise up, noble minded, good, and generous, though widely mistaken man. Thy faults are those of this cruel and remorseless age, thy virtues all thine own.”

“The truth of Heaven,” she said, in a serious tone, “was never entrusted to any tongue, no matter how weak, but it allowed that tongue to proclaim mercy while also declaring judgment. Stand up, Henry—get up, noble-minded, good, and generous, though deeply misguided man. Your faults belong to this harsh and relentless age, but your virtues are entirely your own.”

While she thus spoke, she laid her hand upon the smith’s arm, and extricating it from under his head by a force which, however gentle, he could not resist, she compelled him to raise towards her his manly face, and the eyes into which her expostulations, mingled with other feelings, had summoned tears.

While she talked, she placed her hand on the blacksmith's arm and gently but firmly pulled it from under his head. She made him lift his strong face toward her, and his eyes, filled with tears summoned by her words and other emotions, met hers.

“Weep not,” she said, “or rather, weep on, but weep as those who have hope. Abjure the sins of pride and anger, which most easily beset thee; fling from thee the accursed weapons, to the fatal and murderous use of which thou art so easily tempted.”

“Weep not,” she said, “or rather, go ahead and weep, but weep like those who have hope. Give up the sins of pride and anger, which you struggle with the most; throw away the cursed weapons that you’re so easily tempted to use for harm.”

“You speak to me in vain, Catharine,” returned the armourer: “I may, indeed, turn monk and retire from the world, but while I live in it I must practise my trade; and while I form armour and weapons for others, I cannot myself withstand the temptation of using them. You would not reproach me as you do, if you knew how inseparably the means by which I gain my bread are connected with that warlike spirit which you impute to me as a fault, though it is the consequence of inevitable necessity. While I strengthen the shield or corselet to withstand wounds, must I not have constantly in remembrance the manner and strength with which they may be dealt; and when I forge the sword, and temper it for war, is it practicable for me to avoid the recollection of its use?”

“You're wasting your breath talking to me, Catharine,” replied the armourer. “I might, in fact, choose to become a monk and leave the world behind, but as long as I live in it, I have to do my job; and as I make armor and weapons for others, I can’t ignore the temptation to use them myself. You wouldn’t criticize me like this if you understood how closely tied my means of earning a living are to the warrior spirit you blame me for having, even though it comes from a necessary reality. While I reinforce the shield or breastplate to withstand attacks, how can I not remember the ways and force with which those attacks might come? And when I forge the sword and temper it for battle, is it really possible for me to forget what it’s meant for?”

“Then throw from you, my dear Henry,” said the enthusiastic girl, clasping with both her slender hands the nervous strength and weight of one of the muscular armourer’s, which they raised with difficulty, permitted by its owner, yet scarcely receiving assistance from his volition—“cast from you, I say, the art which is a snare to you. Abjure the fabrication of weapons which can only be useful to abridge human life, already too short for repentance, or to encourage with a feeling of safety those whom fear might otherwise prevent from risking themselves in peril. The art of forming arms, whether offensive or defensive, is alike sinful in one to whose violent and ever vehement disposition the very working upon them proves a sin and a snare. Resign utterly the manufacture of weapons of every description, and deserve the forgiveness of Heaven, by renouncing all that can lead to the sin which most easily besets you.”

“Then throw it away, my dear Henry,” said the enthusiastic girl, gripping with both her slender hands the nervous strength and weight of one of the muscular armorer’s, which they lifted with difficulty, allowed by its owner, yet hardly getting assistance from his will—“cast it away, I say, the skill that entraps you. Give up creating weapons that can only shorten human life, which is already too brief for regret, or that might give a false sense of safety to those whom fear might otherwise stop from taking risks. The skill of making weapons, whether they are for attack or defense, is equally wrong for someone whose violent and intense nature makes even working on them a sin and a trap. Completely give up making weapons of every kind, and earn the forgiveness of Heaven by rejecting everything that can lead to the sin that most easily ensnares you.”

“And what,” murmured the armourer, “am I to do for my livelihood, when I have given over the art of forging arms for which Henry of Perth is known from the Tay to the Thames?”

“And what,” murmured the armor maker, “am I supposed to do for a living when I have stopped the craft of forging weapons for which Henry of Perth is famous from the Tay to the Thames?”

“Your art itself,” said Catharine, “has innocent and laudable resources. If you renounce the forging of swords and bucklers, there remains to you the task of forming the harmless spade, and the honourable as well as useful ploughshare—of those implements which contribute to the support of life, or to its comforts. Thou canst frame locks and bars to defend the property of the weak against the stouthrief and oppression of the strong. Men will still resort to thee, and repay thy honest industry—”

“Your art itself,” Catharine said, “has innocent and admirable qualities. If you give up making swords and shields, you can focus on creating the harmless spade and the honorable and useful ploughshare—those tools that help sustain life or make it more comfortable. You can craft locks and barriers to protect the property of the vulnerable against the theft and oppression of the powerful. People will still come to you and reward your honest work—”

But here Catharine was interrupted. Her father had heard her declaim against war and tournaments with a feeling that, though her doctrine were new to him, they might not, nevertheless, be entirely erroneous. He felt, indeed, a wish that his proposed son in law should not commit himself voluntarily to the hazards which the daring character and great personal strength of Henry the Smith had hitherto led him to incur too readily; and so far he would rather have desired that Catharine’s arguments should have produced some effect upon the mind of her lover, whom he knew to be as ductile when influenced by his affections as he was fierce and intractable when assailed by hostile remonstrances or threats. But her arguments interfered with his views, when he heard her enlarge upon the necessity of his designed son in law resigning a trade which brought in more ready income than any at that time practised in Scotland, and more profit to Henry of Perth in particular than to any armourer in the nation. He had some indistinct idea that it would not be amiss to convert, if possible, Henry the Smith from his too frequent use of arms, even though he felt some pride in being connected with one who wielded with such superior excellence those weapons, which in that warlike age it was the boast of all men to manage with spirit. But when he heard his daughter recommend, as the readiest road to this pacific state of mind, that her lover should renounce the gainful trade in which he was held unrivalled, and which, from the constant private differences and public wars of the time, was sure to afford him a large income, he could withhold his wrath no longer. The daughter had scarce recommended to her lover the fabrication of the implements of husbandry, than, feeling the certainty of being right, of which in the earlier part of their debate he had been somewhat doubtful, the father broke in with:

But at that moment, Catharine was interrupted. Her father had listened to her speak out against war and tournaments, feeling that, though her views were new to him, they might not be completely wrong. He genuinely wished that his future son-in-law wouldn’t willingly put himself at risk because of the bold nature and great strength of Henry the Smith, who had been too quick to face danger. It would have been better for him if Catharine's arguments had influenced her lover, whom he knew to be easily swayed by his feelings but fierce and stubborn when faced with opposition or threats. However, her points went against his wishes when he heard her expand on the need for her fiancé to give up a trade that provided more reliable income than any other in Scotland at that time, especially for Henry of Perth, who thrived as an armourer. He had a vague thought that it would be good to steer Henry the Smith away from using weapons too often, even though he felt some pride in being linked to someone so skilled with them—something all men boasted about in that martial age. But when he heard his daughter suggest that her lover should abandon this profitable trade to achieve a peaceful mindset, he could no longer contain his anger. As soon as she proposed that her fiancé take up farming instead, feeling confident in her rightness, the father interrupted:

“Locks and bars, plough graith and harrow teeth! and why not grates and fire prongs, and Culross girdles, and an ass to carry the merchandise through the country, and thou for another ass to lead it by the halter? Why, Catharine, girl, has sense altogether forsaken thee, or dost thou think that in these hard and iron days men will give ready silver for anything save that which can defend their own life, or enable them to take that of their enemy? We want swords to protect ourselves every moment now, thou silly wench, and not ploughs to dress the ground for the grain we may never see rise. As for the matter of our daily bread, those who are strong seize it, and live; those who are weak yield it, and die of hunger. Happy is the man who, like my worthy son, has means of obtaining his living otherwise than by the point of the sword which he makes. Preach peace to him as much as thou wilt, I will never be he will say thee nay; but as for bidding the first armourer in Scotland forego the forging of swords, curtal axes, and harness, it is enough to drive patience itself mad. Out from my sight! and next morning I prithee remember that, shouldst thou have the luck to see Henry the Smith, which is more than thy usage of him has deserved, you see a man who has not his match in Scotland at the use of broadsword and battle axe, and who can work for five hundred marks a year without breaking a holyday.”

“Locks and bars, plow gear and harrow teeth! And why not grates and fire pokers, and Culross belts, and a donkey to carry the goods through the countryside, and you for another donkey to lead it by the halter? Why, Catharine, girl, has sense completely left you, or do you think that in these tough and harsh times, men will hand over their silver for anything but what can protect their own lives or help them take the lives of their enemies? We need swords to defend ourselves every moment now, you silly girl, not plows to till the ground for the grain we may never see grow. As for our daily bread, those who are strong take it and survive; those who are weak let it go and starve. Blessed is the man who, like my worthy son, has ways to earn a living that don’t involve the sword he wields. Preach peace to him as much as you want, he’ll never disagree with you; but telling the best armorer in Scotland to stop making swords, short axes, and armor is enough to drive anyone mad. Get out of my sight! And remember tomorrow, if you happen to see Henry the Smith, which is more than your treatment of him deserves, you’re looking at a man who has no equal in Scotland when it comes to wielding a broadsword and battle axe, and who can earn five hundred marks a year without missing a holiday.”

The daughter, on hearing her father speak thus peremptorily, made a low obeisance, and, without further goodnight, withdrew to the chamber which was her usual sleeping apartment.

The daughter, upon hearing her father speak so decisively, gave a slight bow and, without another goodnight, went to the room where she usually slept.





CHAPTER III.

      Whence cometh Smith, be he knight, lord, or squire,
      But from the smith that forged in the fire?

      VERSTEGAN.
      Where does Smith come from, whether he’s a knight, lord, or squire,
      But from the smith who shaped him in the fire?

      VERSTEGAN.

The armourer’s heart swelled big with various and contending sensations, so that it seemed as if it would burst the leathern doublet under which it was shrouded. He arose, turned away his head, and extended his hand towards the glover, while he averted his face, as if desirous that his emotion should not be read upon his countenance.

The armorer's heart swelled with a mix of emotions, feeling like it might burst through the leather doublet that covered it. He got up, turned his head away, and reached out his hand to the glover, while turning his face, as if he wanted to hide his feelings from showing on his face.

“Nay, hang me if I bid you farewell, man,” said Simon, striking the flat of his hand against that which the armourer expanded towards him. “I will shake no hands with you for an hour to come at least. Tarry but a moment, man, and I will explain all this; and surely a few drops of blood from a scratch, and a few silly words from a foolish wench’s lips, are not to part father and son when they have been so long without meeting? Stay, then, man, if ever you would wish for a father’s blessing and St. Valentine’s, whose blessed eve this chances to be.”

“Nah, don't you dare say goodbye, man,” Simon said, slapping his hand against what the armor maker was offering him. “I won’t shake hands with you for at least an hour. Just wait a moment, man, and I’ll explain all this; really, a few drops of blood from a scratch and some silly words from a foolish girl shouldn’t separate a father and son who have been apart for so long. So stay, man, if you ever want a father’s blessing and St. Valentine’s, which happens to be today.”

The glover was soon heard loudly summoning Dorothy, and, after some clanking of keys and trampling up and down stairs, Dorothy appeared bearing three large rummer cups of green glass, which were then esteemed a great and precious curiosity, and the glover followed with a huge bottle, equal at least to three quarts of these degenerate days.

The glover quickly raised his voice to call for Dorothy, and after some noisy clinking of keys and stomping up and down the stairs, Dorothy showed up carrying three large green glass cups, which were considered a remarkable and valuable curiosity at the time. The glover followed her with a massive bottle, holding at least three quarts by today’s standards.

“Here is a cup of wine, Henry, older by half than I am myself; my father had it in a gift from stout old Crabbe, the Flemish engineer, who defended Perth so stoutly in the minority of David the Second. We glovers could always do something in war, though our connexion with it was less than yours who work in steel and iron. And my father had pleased old Crabbe, some other day I will tell you how, and also how long these bottles were concealed under ground, to save them from the reiving Southron. So I will empty a cup to the soul’s health of my honoured father—May his sins be forgiven him! Dorothy, thou shalt drink this pledge, and then be gone to thy cock loft. I know thine ears are itching, girl, but I have that to say which no one must hear save Henry Smith, the son of mine adoption.”

“Here’s a cup of wine, Henry, older than I am by half; my father got it as a gift from the tough old Crabbe, the Flemish engineer, who defended Perth bravely during David the Second's minority. We, as glovers, could always contribute something in wartime, though our connection to it was less than yours who work with steel and iron. My father impressed old Crabbe; some other time I’ll tell you how, and also how long these bottles were hidden underground to protect them from the raiding Southron. So I’ll drink to the health of my honored father—May his sins be forgiven! Dorothy, you’ll drink this toast, and then head up to your loft. I know you’re curious, girl, but I have things to say that only Henry Smith, my adopted son, can hear.”

Dorothy did not venture to remonstrate, but, taking off her glass, or rather her goblet, with good courage, retired to her sleeping apartment, according to her master’s commands.

Dorothy didn’t dare to argue, but, bravely removing her glass, or rather her goblet, she went to her bedroom, as her master had ordered.

The two friends were left alone.

The two friends were left alone.

“It grieves me, friend Henry,” said Simon, filling at the same time his own glass and his guest’s—“it grieves me from my soul that my daughter retains this silly humor; but also methinks, thou mightst mend it. Why wouldst thou come hither clattering with thy sword and dagger, when the girl is so silly that she cannot bear the sight of these? Dost thou not remember that thou hadst a sort of quarrel with her even before thy last departure from Perth, because thou wouldst not go like other honest quiet burghers, but must be ever armed, like one of the rascally jackmen that wait on the nobility? Sure it is time enough for decent burgesses to arm at the tolling of the common bell, which calls us out bodin in effeir of war.”

“It saddens me, my friend Henry,” Simon said, while filling both his glass and his guest’s. “It truly grieves me that my daughter holds onto this foolish attitude, but I believe you could help change it. Why do you come here clanking with your sword and dagger when the girl is so sensitive that she can't stand the sight of them? Don't you remember that you had a bit of a disagreement with her even before you left Perth last time because you wouldn’t dress like other decent, quiet citizens but insisted on being armed, like one of those lowly servants who cater to the nobility? Surely, it’s more than enough for respectable townsfolk to arm themselves only when the common bell rings, signaling us to prepare for war.”

“Why, my good father, that was not my fault; but I had no sooner quitted my nag than I run hither to tell you of my return, thinking, if it were your will to permit me, that I would get your advice about being Mistress Catharine’s Valentine for the year; and then I heard from Mrs. Dorothy that you were gone to hear mass at the Black Friars. So I thought I would follow thither, partly to hear the same mass with you, and partly—Our Lady and St. Valentine forgive me!—to look upon one who thinks little enough of me. And, as you entered the church, methought I saw two or three dangerous looking men holding counsel together, and gazing at you and at her, and in especial Sir John Ramorny, whom I knew well enough, for all his disguise, and the velvet patch over his eye, and his cloak so like a serving man’s; so methought, father Simon, that, as you were old, and yonder slip of a Highlander something too young to do battle, I would even walk quietly after you, not doubting, with the tools I had about me, to bring any one to reason that might disturb you in your way home. You know that yourself discovered me, and drew me into the house, whether I would or no; otherwise, I promise you, I would not have seen your daughter till I had donn’d the new jerkin which was made at Berwick after the latest cut; nor would I have appeared before her with these weapons, which she dislikes so much. Although, to say truth, so many are at deadly feud with me for one unhappy chance or another, that it is as needful for me as for any man in Scotland to go by night with weapons about me.”

“Why, my good father, that wasn't my fault; as soon as I got off my horse, I rushed here to tell you I was back, thinking if you were okay with it, I'd ask your advice about being Mistress Catharine’s Valentine this year. Then I heard from Mrs. Dorothy that you had gone to hear mass at the Black Friars. So I decided to follow you there, partly to attend the same mass and partly—Forgive me, Our Lady and St. Valentine!—to see someone who doesn’t think much of me. As you entered the church, I thought I saw two or three shady-looking men whispering together and watching you and her, especially Sir John Ramorny, whom I recognized even with his disguise, the velvet patch over his eye, and his cloak that looked like a servant's. So, I thought, Father Simon, since you are older and that young Highlander seemed a bit too young to fight, I’d quietly follow you, confident that with the tools I had on me, I could handle anyone who might try to disrupt your way home. You know that you discovered me and pulled me into the house, whether I wanted to or not; otherwise, I swear, I wouldn’t have seen your daughter until I had put on the new jerkin made in Berwick in the latest style; nor would I have shown up with these weapons that she dislikes so much. However, to be honest, so many people are at deadly odds with me because of one unfortunate incident or another, that it’s just as necessary for me as for anyone else in Scotland to go out at night armed.”

“The silly wench never thinks of that,” said Simon Glover: “she never has sense to consider, that in our dear native land of Scotland every man deems it his privilege and duty to avenge his own wrong. But, Harry, my boy, thou art to blame for taking her talk so much to heart. I have seen thee bold enough with other wenches, wherefore so still and tongue tied with her?”

“The silly girl never thinks about that,” said Simon Glover. “She doesn’t have the sense to realize that in our beloved Scotland, every man believes it’s his right and responsibility to take revenge for his own wrongs. But, Harry, my boy, you’re to blame for taking her words so seriously. I’ve seen you be bold enough with other girls, so why are you so quiet and tongue-tied with her?”

“Because she is something different from other maidens, father Glover—because she is not only more beautiful, but wiser, higher, holier, and seems to me as if she were made of better clay than we that approach her. I can hold my head high enough with the rest of the lasses round the maypole; but somehow, when I approach Catharine, I feel myself an earthly, coarse, ferocious creature, scarce worthy to look on her, much less to contradict the precepts which she expounds to me.”

“Because she is different from other girls, Father Glover—because she’s not only more beautiful but also wiser, nobler, and seems to me made of better stuff than those of us who approach her. I can hold my own with the other girls around the maypole; but somehow, when I get close to Catharine, I feel like a rough, ugly creature, hardly worthy to look at her, let alone challenge the teachings she shares with me.”

“You are an imprudent merchant, Harry Smith,” replied Simon, “and rate too high the goods you wish to purchase. Catharine is a good girl, and my daughter; but if you make her a conceited ape by your bashfulness and your flattery, neither you nor I will see our wishes accomplished.”

“You're a reckless merchant, Harry Smith,” Simon replied, “and you overvalue the items you want to buy. Catharine is a good girl and my daughter; but if you turn her into a vain fool with your shyness and compliments, neither of us will get what we want.”

“I often fear it, my good father,” said the smith; “for I feel how little I am deserving of Catharine.”

“I often fear it, my good father,” said the smith; “because I know how unworthy I am of Catharine.”

“Feel a thread’s end!” said the glover; “feel for me, friend Smith—for Catharine and me. Think how the poor thing is beset from morning to night, and by what sort of persons, even though windows be down and doors shut. We were accosted today by one too powerful to be named—ay, and he showed his displeasure openly, because I would not permit him to gallant my daughter in the church itself, when the priest was saying mass. There are others scarce less reasonable. I sometimes wish that Catharine were some degrees less fair, that she might not catch that dangerous sort of admiration, or somewhat less holy, that she might sit down like an honest woman, contented with stout Henry Smith, who could protect his wife against every sprig of chivalry in the court of Scotland.”

“Feel the end of this thread!” said the glover; “check for me, friend Smith—for Catharine and me. Think about how the poor girl is surrounded by trouble from morning to night, and by what kind of people, even when the windows are closed and the doors are shut. We were approached today by someone too powerful to name—yes, and he openly showed his anger because I wouldn’t allow him to flirt with my daughter right there in the church while the priest was saying mass. There are others just as unreasonable. Sometimes I wish Catharine were a bit less beautiful so she wouldn’t attract that kind of dangerous attention, or maybe a little less pious so she could settle down like a decent woman with sturdy Henry Smith, who could protect his wife from every knightly wannabe in the court of Scotland.”

“And if I did not,” said Henry, thrusting out a hand and arm which might have belonged to a giant for bone and muscle, “I would I may never bring hammer upon anvil again! Ay, an it were come but that length, my fair Catharine should see that there is no harm in a man having the trick of defence. But I believe she thinks the whole world is one great minster church, and that all who live in it should behave as if they were at an eternal mass.”

“And if I didn’t,” said Henry, extending a hand and arm that could belong to a giant for their strength, “then I might never strike hammer on anvil again! Yes, if it got to that point, my dear Catharine would see that there's nothing wrong with a man knowing how to defend himself. But I think she believes the whole world is just one big cathedral, and that everyone in it should act as if they were at a never-ending service.”

“Nay, in truth,” said the father, “she has strange influence over those who approach her; the Highland lad, Conachar, with whom I have been troubled for these two or three years, although you may see he has the natural spirit of his people, obeys the least sign which Catharine makes him, and, indeed, will hardly be ruled by any one else in the house. She takes much pains with him to bring him from his rude Highland habits.”

“Actually,” said the father, “she has a unique way of influencing those who come near her; the Highland boy, Conachar, whom I've been dealing with for the past couple of years, even though you can see he has the natural spirit of his people, follows every little cue Catharine gives him, and, honestly, can barely be managed by anyone else in the house. She works hard with him to help him move away from his rough Highland ways.”

Here Harry Smith became uneasy in his chair, lifted the flagon, set it down, and at length exclaimed: “The devil take the young Highland whelp and his whole kindred! What has Catharine to do to instruct such a fellow as he? He will be just like the wolf cub that I was fool enough to train to the offices of a dog, and every one thought him reclaimed, till, in an ill hour, I went to walk on the hill of Moncrieff, when he broke loose on the laird’s flock, and made a havoc that I might well have rued, had the laird not wanted a harness at the time. And I marvel that you, being a sensible man, father Glover, will keep this Highland young fellow—a likely one, I promise you—so nigh to Catharine, as if there were no other than your daughter to serve him for a schoolmistress.”

Here Harry Smith grew uncomfortable in his chair, picked up the flagon, put it down, and finally burst out: “The devil take that young Highland brat and his entire family! What does Catharine have to do with teaching someone like him? He’ll be just like the wolf cub I was foolish enough to train to act like a dog, and everyone thought he was reformed until, one terrible day, I went for a walk on the hill of Moncrieff, and he broke loose on the laird’s flock, causing chaos I would have regretted, if the laird hadn’t needed a harness at that moment. And I’m surprised that you, being a sensible man, Father Glover, would keep this Highland young man—a promising one, I’ll tell you—so close to Catharine, as if she were the only option to educate him.”

“Fie, my son—fie; now you are jealous,” said Simon, “of a poor young fellow who, to tell you the truth, resides here because he may not so well live on the other side of the hill.”

“Come on, my son—come on; now you’re jealous,” said Simon, “of a poor young guy who, to be honest, lives here because he can’t really make it on the other side of the hill.”

“Ay—ay, father Simon,” retorted the smith, who had all the narrow minded feelings of the burghers of his time, “an it were not for fear of offence, I would say that you have even too much packing and peiling with yonder loons out of burgh.”

“Ay—ay, Father Simon,” the blacksmith shot back, having all the narrow-minded views of the townsfolk of his time, “if it weren’t for the fear of causing offense, I’d say that you’re spending way too much time chatting with those guys from outside the town.”

“I must get my deer hides, buckskins, kidskins, and so forth somewhere, my good Harry, and Highlandmen give good bargains.”

“I need to get my deer hides, buckskins, kidskins, and so on somewhere, my good Harry, and Highlanders offer great deals.”

“They can afford them,” replied Henry, drily, “for they sell nothing but stolen gear.”

“They can afford them,” replied Henry, dryly, “because they sell nothing but stolen stuff.”

“Well—well, be that as it may, it is not my business where they get the bestial, so I get the hides. But as I was saying, there are certain considerations why I am willing to oblige the father of this young man, by keeping him here. And he is but half a Highlander neither, and wants a thought of the dour spirit of a ‘glune amie’ after all, I have seldom seen him so fierce as he showed himself but now.”

“Well, regardless of that, it’s not my concern where they get the hides. But as I was saying, there are a few reasons why I’m willing to help this young man’s father by keeping him here. And he’s only half a Highlander anyway, and needs a bit of the serious spirit of a ‘glune amie’; after all, I’ve rarely seen him so fierce as he just was.”

“You could not, unless he had killed his man,” replied the smith, in the same dry tone.

“You couldn't, unless he had killed his guy,” replied the smith, in the same dry tone.

“Nevertheless, if you wish it, Harry, I’ll set all other respects aside, and send the landlouper to seek other quarters tomorrow morning.”

“Still, if that’s what you want, Harry, I’ll put everything else aside and send the landlouper to find somewhere else to stay tomorrow morning.”

“Nay, father,” said the smith, “you cannot suppose that Harry Gow cares the value of a smithy dander for such a cub as yonder cat-a-mountain? I care little, I promise you, though all his clan were coming down the Shoegate with slogan crying and pipes playing: I would find fifty blades and bucklers would send them back faster than they came. But, to speak truth, though it is a fool’s speech too, I care not to see the fellow so much with Catharine. Remember, father Glover, your trade keeps your eyes and hands close employed, and must have your heedful care, even if this lazy lurdane wrought at it, which you know yourself he seldom does.”

“Nah, Dad,” said the smith, “you can’t really think that Harry Gow gives a damn about a weakling like that big cat over there? I couldn’t care less, I promise you, even if his whole clan came marching down the Shoegate with their battle cries and pipes playing: I would find fifty blades and shields to send them back faster than they arrived. But to be honest, even if it sounds foolish, I don’t want to see that guy with Catharine. Remember, Father Glover, your job keeps your eyes and hands busy and needs your full attention, even if this lazy good-for-nothing actually worked at it, which you know he hardly ever does.”

“And that is true,” said Simon: “he cuts all his gloves out for the right hand, and never could finish a pair in his life.”

“And that's true,” said Simon. “He makes all his gloves for the right hand and has never managed to finish a pair in his life.”

“No doubt, his notions of skin cutting are rather different,” said Henry. “But with your leave, father, I would only say that, work he or be he idle, he has no bleared eyes, no hands seared with the hot iron, and welked by the use of the fore hammer, no hair rusted in the smoke, and singed in the furnace, like the hide of a badger, rather than what is fit to be covered with a Christian bonnet. Now, let Catharine be as good a wench as ever lived, and I will uphold her to be the best in Perth, yet she must see and know that these things make a difference betwixt man and man, and that the difference is not in my favour.”

“No doubt, his ideas about skin cutting are quite different,” said Henry. “But, with your permission, father, I just want to say that whether he works hard or not, he doesn’t have bloodshot eyes, hands burnt from the hot iron, or skin worn from using the hammer. His hair isn’t stained by smoke or singed in the furnace, like the fur of a badger, instead of being suitable for a Christian bonnet. Now, let Catharine be as good a girl as ever lived, and I’ll stand by her being the best in Perth, yet she has to see and understand that these things create a difference between man and man, and that the difference isn’t in my favor.”

“Here is to thee, with all my heart, son Harry,” said the old man, filling a brimmer to his companion and another to himself; “I see that, good smith as thou art, thou ken’st not the mettle that women are made of. Thou must be bold, Henry; and bear thyself not as if thou wert going to the gallows lee, but like a gay young fellow, who knows his own worth and will not be slighted by the best grandchild Eve ever had. Catharine is a woman like her mother, and thou thinkest foolishly to suppose they are all set on what pleases the eye. Their ear must be pleased too, man: they must know that he whom they favour is bold and buxom, and might have the love of twenty, though he is suing for theirs. Believe an old man, woman walk more by what others think than by what they think themselves, and when she asks for the boldest man in Perth whom can she hear named but Harry Burn-the-wind? The best armourer that ever fashioned weapon on anvil? Why, Harry Smith again. The tightest dancer at the maypole? Why, the lusty smith. The gayest troller of ballads? Why, who but Harry Gow? The best wrestler, sword and buckler player, the king of the weapon shawing, the breaker of mad horses, the tamer of wild Highlandmen? Evermore it is thee—thee—no one but thee. And shall Catharine prefer yonder slip of a Highland boy to thee? Pshaw! she might as well make a steel gauntlet out of kid’s leather. I tell thee, Conachar is nothing to her, but so far as she would fain prevent the devil having his due of him, as of other Highlandmen. God bless her, poor thing, she would bring all mankind to better thoughts if she could.”

“Here’s to you, with all my heart, son Harry,” said the old man, pouring a drink for his friend and another for himself; “I see that, good smith as you are, you don’t understand what women are really like. You need to be bold, Henry; and carry yourself not as if you’re heading to the gallows, but like a confident young man who knows his worth and won’t be overshadowed by the best grandchild Eve ever had. Catharine is a woman like her mother, and you’re foolish to think they only care about appearances. Their ears need to be pleased too, man: they must know that the man they favor is bold and charming, and could have the love of many, even while he’s pursuing theirs. Trust an old man, women are influenced more by what others think than by what they think themselves, and when she asks for the boldest man in Perth, who else can she hear named but Harry Burn-the-wind? The best armorer who ever crafted a weapon on an anvil? Why, Harry Smith again. The finest dancer at the maypole? That would be the lively smith. The best singer of ballads? Who else but Harry Gow? The greatest wrestler, sword and buckler player, the king of the weapon show, the one who breaks wild horses, the tamer of wild Highlanders? Always it is you—you—nobody but you. And will Catharine choose that scrawny Highland boy over you? Nonsense! That would be like trying to make a steel gauntlet out of kid leather. I tell you, Conachar means nothing to her, except as a way to keep the devil from getting his due with him, like with other Highlanders. God bless her, poor thing, she would get all mankind to think better if she could.”

“In which she will fail to a certainty,” said the smith, who, as the reader may have noticed, had no goodwill to the Highland race. “I will wager on Old Nick, of whom I should know something, he being indeed a worker in the same element with myself, against Catharine on that debate: the devil will have the tartan, that is sure enough.”

“In which she will definitely fail,” said the blacksmith, who, as you may have noticed, had no fondness for the Highland people. “I would bet on Old Nick, whom I should know a thing or two about, since we operate in the same domain, against Catharine in that argument: the devil will take the tartan, that’s for sure.”

“Ay, but Catharine,” replied the glover, “hath a second thou knowest little of: Father Clement has taken the young reiver in hand, and he fears a hundred devils as little as I do a flock of geese.”

“Ay, but Catharine,” replied the glover, “there's a second part you know little about: Father Clement has taken the young thief under his wing, and he fears a hundred devils as little as I do a bunch of geese.”

“Father Clement!” said the smith. “You are always making some new saint in this godly city of St. Johnston. Pray, who, for a devil’s drubber, may he be? One of your hermits that is trained for the work like a wrestler for the ring, and brings himself to trim by fasting and penance, is he not?”

“Father Clement!” said the blacksmith. “You’re always creating some new saint in this holy city of St. Johnston. So, who the heck is he? Is he one of those hermits who gets ready for the job like a wrestler prepares for a match, and keeps himself in shape through fasting and penance, right?”

“No, that is the marvel of it,” said Simon: “Father Clement eats, drinks, and lives much like other folks—all the rules of the church, nevertheless, strictly observed.”

“No, that’s the amazing part,” Simon said. “Father Clement eats, drinks, and lives just like everyone else—all the church rules are still strictly followed.”

“Oh, I comprehend!—a buxom priest that thinks more of good living than of good life, tipples a can on Fastern’s Eve, to enable him to face Lent, has a pleasant in principio, and confesses all the prettiest women about the town?”

“Oh, I get it!—a chubby priest who cares more about indulgence than about virtue, drinks a beer on Fastern’s Eve to help him get through Lent, has a good time at the start, and hears confessions from all the prettiest women in town?”

“You are on the bow hand still, smith. I tell you, my daughter and I could nose out either a fasting hypocrite or a full one. But Father Clement is neither the one nor the other.”

“You're still on the bow hand, Smith. I tell you, my daughter and I can spot either a fasting hypocrite or a gluttonous one from a mile away. But Father Clement is neither.”

“But what is he then, in Heaven’s name?”

"But what is he, for Heaven's sake?"

“One who is either greatly better than half his brethren of St. Johnston put together, or so much worse than the worst of them, that it is sin and shame that he is suffered to abide in the country.”

“One person who is either significantly better than half of his peers from St. Johnston combined, or so much worse than the worst of them, that it is a sin and a shame that he is allowed to stay in the country.”

“Methinks it were easy to tell whether he be the one or the other,” said the smith.

“I think it would be easy to tell whether he is the one or the other,” said the smith.

“Content you, my friend,” said Simon, “with knowing that, if you judge Father Clement by what you see him do and hear him say, you will think of him as the best and kindest man in the world, with a comfort for every man’s grief, a counsel for every man’s difficulty, the rich man’s surest guide, and the poor man’s best friend. But if you listen to what the Dominicans say of him, he is—Benedicite!—(here the glover crossed himself on brow and bosom)—a foul heretic, who ought by means of earthly flames to be sent to those which burn eternally.”

“Be content, my friend,” said Simon, “knowing that if you judge Father Clement by his actions and words, you’ll see him as the best and kindest man in the world, offering comfort for everyone’s sorrow, advice for every problem, the rich man’s trusted guide, and the poor man’s greatest supporter. But if you listen to what the Dominicans say about him, he is—good heavens!—(here the glover crossed himself on brow and chest)—a terrible heretic who deserves to be sent to the fiery flames of damnation.”

The smith also crossed himself, and exclaimed: “St. Mary! father Simon, and do you, who are so good and prudent that you have been called the Wise Glover of Perth, let your daughter attend the ministry of one who—the saints preserve us!—may be in league with the foul fiend himself! Why, was it not a priest who raised the devil in the Meal Vennel, when Hodge Jackson’s house was blown down in the great wind? Did not the devil appear in the midst of the Tay, dressed in a priest’s scapular, gambolling like a pellack amongst the waves, the morning when our stately bridge was swept away?”

The smith crossed himself and said, “St. Mary! Father Simon, you who are so good and wise that people call you the Wise Glover of Perth, let your daughter stay away from someone who—the saints protect us!—might be in league with the foul fiend himself! Wasn’t it a priest who summoned the devil in the Meal Vennel when Hodge Jackson’s house got destroyed in that strong wind? Didn’t the devil show up in the middle of the Tay, wearing a priest’s scapular, dancing around like a fish in the waves the morning our grand bridge was washed away?”

“I cannot tell whether he did or no,” said the glover; “I only know I saw him not. As to Catharine, she cannot be said to use Father Clement’s ministry, seeing her confessor is old Father Francis the Dominican, from whom she had her shrift today. But women will sometimes be wilful, and sure enough she consults with Father Clement more than I could wish; and yet when I have spoken with him myself, I have thought him so good and holy a man that I could have trusted my own salvation with him. There are bad reports of him among the Dominicans, that is certain. But what have we laymen to do with such things, my son? Let us pay Mother Church her dues, give our alms, confess and do our penances duly, and the saints will bear us out.”

“I can't say for sure if he did or not,” said the glover; “I just know I didn’t see him. As for Catharine, she can't really be said to use Father Clement's ministry since her confessor is the old Father Francis the Dominican, from whom she confessed today. But women can be stubborn, and it's clear she talks to Father Clement more than I’d like; yet when I’ve spoken to him myself, I found him to be such a good and holy man that I could have trusted my own salvation with him. There are certainly bad rumors about him among the Dominicans. But what do we laymen have to do with such matters, my son? Let’s pay our dues to Mother Church, give our donations, confess, and do our penances properly, and the saints will support us.”

“Ay, truly; and they will have consideration,” said the smith, “for any rash and unhappy blow that a man may deal in a fight, when his party was on defence, and standing up to him; and that’s the only creed a man can live upon in Scotland, let your daughter think what she pleases. Marry, a man must know his fence, or have a short lease of his life, in any place where blows are going so rife. Five nobles to our altar have cleared me for the best man I ever had misfortune with.”

“Yeah, really; and they will take into account,” said the blacksmith, “any careless and unfortunate hit a guy might throw in a fight, especially when his opponent was just defending themselves and standing up to him; and that’s the only belief a man can live by in Scotland, no matter what your daughter thinks. Honestly, a man has to know how to defend himself, or he won’t live long in a place where fights are so common. Five nobles at our altar have cleared me for the best man I ever had bad luck with.”

“Let us finish our flask, then,” said the old glover; “for I reckon the Dominican tower is tolling midnight. And hark thee, son Henry; be at the lattice window on our east gable by the very peep of dawn, and make me aware thou art come by whistling the smith’s call gently. I will contrive that Catharine shall look out at the window, and thus thou wilt have all the privileges of being a gallant Valentine through the rest of the year; which, if thou canst not use to thine own advantage, I shall be led to think that, for all thou be’st covered with the lion’s hide, nature has left on thee the long ears of the ass.”

“Let’s finish our drink then,” said the old glover; “I think the Dominican tower is ringing for midnight. And listen, son Henry; be at the window on our east gable at the very first light of dawn, and let me know you’re here by gently whistling the smith’s call. I’ll arrange for Catharine to look out the window, and then you’ll have all the perks of being a charming Valentine for the rest of the year; which, if you can’t take advantage of, will make me think that, even though you’re wearing the lion’s skin, nature has left you with the long ears of a donkey.”

“Amen, father,” said the armourer, “a hearty goodnight to you; and God’s blessing on your roof tree, and those whom it covers. You shall hear the smith’s call sound by cock crowing; I warrant I put sir chanticleer to shame.”

“Amen, father,” said the armor maker, “wishing you a hearty goodnight; and may God bless your home and everyone in it. You’ll hear the blacksmith’s call at dawn; I’m sure I’ll make the rooster jealous.”

So saying, he took his leave; and, though completely undaunted, moved through the deserted streets like one upon his guard, to his own dwelling, which was situated in the Mill Wynd, at the western end of Perth.

So saying, he took his leave; and, although completely unafraid, walked through the empty streets like someone on alert, heading to his own home, which was located in the Mill Wynd, at the western end of Perth.





CHAPTER IV.

     What’s all this turmoil crammed into our parts?
     Faith, but the pit-a-pat of poor young hearts.

     DRYDEN.
     What’s all this chaos packed into our lives?
     Hope, but the restless beating of young hearts.

     DRYDEN.

The sturdy armourer was not, it may be believed, slack in keeping the appointment assigned by his intended father in law. He went through the process of his toilet with more than ordinary care, throwing, as far as he could, those points which had a military air into the shade. He was far too noted a person to venture to go entirely unarmed in a town where he had indeed many friends, but also, from the character of many of his former exploits, several deadly enemies, at whose hands, should they take him at advantage, he knew he had little mercy to expect. He therefore wore under his jerkin a “secret,” or coat of chain mail, made so light and flexible that it interfered as little with his movements as a modern under waistcoat, yet of such proof as he might safely depend upon, every ring of it having been wrought and joined by his own hands. Above this he wore, like others of his age and degree, the Flemish hose and doublet, which, in honour of the holy tide, were of the best superfine English broadcloth, light blue in colour, slashed out with black satin, and passamented (laced, that is) with embroidery of black silk. His walking boots were of cordovan leather; his cloak of good Scottish grey, which served to conceal a whinger, or couteau de chasse, that hung at his belt, and was his only offensive weapon, for he carried in his hand but a rod of holly. His black velvet bonnet was lined with steel, quilted between the metal and his head, and thus constituted a means of defence which might safely be trusted to.

The tough armor-maker certainly didn’t slack off in keeping the meeting set up by his future father-in-law. He went through his grooming routine with extra care, trying to hide any military-looking aspects as much as possible. He was too well-known to walk around unarmed in a town where he had plenty of friends, but also, due to many of his past actions, a number of deadly enemies. If they caught him off guard, he knew he shouldn't expect any mercy. So, he wore a “secret,” or chain mail, under his doublet, light and flexible enough that it didn't hinder his movements, much like a modern undershirt, but strong enough for him to count on, with every ring crafted and connected by his own hands. Over this, he wore the standard Flemish hose and doublet, made from the finest English broadcloth in light blue, accented with black satin slashes and decorated with black silk embroidery. His walking boots were made of cordovan leather, and his cloak was a nice Scottish grey, which helped conceal a whinger, or hunting knife, hanging from his belt; that was his only weapon since he carried just a holly branch in his hand. His black velvet hat was lined with steel, padded between the metal and his head, providing reliable protection.

Upon the whole, Henry had the appearance, to which he was well entitled, of a burgher of wealth and consideration, assuming, in his dress, as much consequence as he could display without stepping beyond his own rank, and encroaching on that of the gentry. Neither did his frank and manly deportment, though indicating a total indifference to danger, bear the least resemblance to that of the bravoes or swashbucklers of the day, amongst whom Henry was sometimes unjustly ranked by those who imputed the frays in which he was so often engaged to a quarrelsome and violent temper, resting upon a consciousness of his personal strength and knowledge of his weapon. On the contrary, every feature bore the easy and good-humoured expression of one who neither thought of inflicting mischief nor dreaded it from others.

Overall, Henry looked like a wealthy and respected man, dressing in a way that showed as much importance as he could without stepping outside his social class or infringing on the upper class. His open and confident demeanor, which showed complete disregard for danger, didn’t resemble at all the behavior of the bullies or braggarts of the time, even though some unfairly placed him among them due to his frequent involvement in fights, which they attributed to a hot temper fueled by his physical strength and proficiency with weapons. On the contrary, his face had the relaxed and cheerful look of someone who neither intended to cause harm nor feared it from others.

Having attired himself in his best, the honest armourer next placed nearest to his heart (which throbbed at its touch) a little gift which he had long provided for Catharine Glover, and which his quality of Valentine would presently give him the title to present, and her to receive, without regard to maidenly scruples. It was a small ruby cut into the form of a heart, transfixed with a golden arrow, and was inclosed in a small purse made of links of the finest work in steel, as if it had been designed for a hauberk to a king. Round the verge of the purse were these words:

Having dressed in his best, the honest armor maker then placed closest to his heart (which raced at its touch) a small gift he had long prepared for Catharine Glover. His role as Valentine would soon give him the right to give it to her, and her to accept it, without worrying about any maidenly doubts. It was a small ruby shaped like a heart, pierced with a golden arrow, and it was enclosed in a small purse made of finely crafted steel links, as if it were meant for a king's chainmail. Around the edge of the purse were these words:

Loves darts Cleave hearts Through mail shirts.

Loves darts pierce hearts through mail shirts.

This device had cost the armourer some thought, and he was much satisfied with his composition, because it seemed to imply that his skill could defend all hearts saving his own.

This device had taken the armorer a lot of thought, and he was very pleased with his creation because it suggested that his skill could protect everyone’s heart except his own.

He wrapped himself in his cloak, and hastened through the still silent streets, determined to appear at the window appointed a little before dawn.

He wrapped himself in his cloak and hurried through the quiet streets, set on being at the window designated a little before dawn.

With this purpose he passed up the High Street, and turned down the opening where St. John’s Church now stands, in order to proceed to Curfew Street; when it occurred to him, from the appearance of the sky, that he was at least an hour too early for his purpose, and that it would be better not to appear at the place of rendezvous till nearer the time assigned. Other gallants were not unlikely to be on the watch as well as himself about the house of the Fair Maid of Perth; and he knew his own foible so well as to be sensible of the great chance of a scuffle arising betwixt them.

With that in mind, he walked up High Street and turned down the alley where St. John’s Church now stands, heading towards Curfew Street. It struck him, seeing the sky, that he was at least an hour too early for what he planned, and it would be smarter not to show up at the meeting spot until closer to the scheduled time. Other suitors were likely keeping an eye on the Fair Maid of Perth’s house, and he was well aware of his own weakness, knowing there was a good chance a fight could break out between them.

“I have the advantage,” he thought, “by my father Simon’s friendship; and why should I stain my fingers with the blood of the poor creatures that are not worthy my notice, since they are so much less fortunate than myself? No—no, I will be wise for once, and keep at a distance from all temptation to a broil. They shall have no more time to quarrel with me than just what it may require for me to give the signal, and for my father Simon to answer it. I wonder how the old man will contrive to bring her to the window? I fear, if she knew his purpose, he would find it difficult to carry it into execution.”

“I have the upper hand,” he thought, “thanks to my father Simon’s friendship; and why should I dirty my hands with the blood of those poor souls who aren’t worth my attention, since they’re so much less fortunate than I am? No—no, I’ll be smart for once, and stay away from any temptation to fight. They won't have any more time to argue with me than what it takes for me to signal, and for my father Simon to respond. I wonder how the old man will manage to get her to the window? I’m worried that if she knew his plan, he’d have a hard time making it happen.”

While these lover-like thoughts were passing through his brain, the armourer loitered in his pace, often turning his eyes eastward, and eyeing the firmament, in which no slight shades of grey were beginning to flicker, to announce the approach of dawn, however distant, which, to the impatience of the stout armourer, seemed on that morning to abstain longer than usual from occupying her eastern barbican. He was now passing slowly under the wall of St. Anne’s Chapel (not failing to cross himself and say an ace, as he trode the consecrated ground), when a voice, which seemed to come from behind one of the flying buttresses of the chapel, said, “He lingers that has need to run.”

While these love-filled thoughts were swirling in his mind, the armorer slowed his pace, often glancing eastward and looking at the sky, where light shades of grey were starting to flicker, signaling the approach of dawn, however far off it might be. To the impatient armorer, it seemed that on this morning, dawn was taking longer than usual to appear from her eastern stronghold. He was now slowly walking beneath the wall of St. Anne’s Chapel (not forgetting to cross himself and say a quick prayer as he stepped on the holy ground), when a voice that seemed to come from behind one of the flying buttresses of the chapel said, “He hesitates who has need to hurry.”

“Who speaks?” said the armourer, looking around him, somewhat startled at an address so unexpected, both in its tone and tenor.

“Who’s talking?” said the armourer, looking around, a bit surprised by a response that was so unexpected in both its tone and content.

“No matter who speaks,” answered the same voice. “Do thou make great speed, or thou wilt scarce make good speed. Bandy not words, but begone.”

“Whoever is speaking doesn’t matter,” replied the same voice. “You need to hurry, or you'll barely be on time. Don’t waste your breath, just go.”

“Saint or sinner, angel or devil,” said Henry, crossing himself, “your advice touches me but too dearly to be neglected. St. Valentine be my speed!”

“Saint or sinner, angel or devil,” Henry said, making the sign of the cross, “your advice affects me too much to ignore. St. Valentine, help me out!”

So saying, he instantly changed his loitering pace to one with which few people could have kept up, and in an instant was in Couvrefew Street. He had not made three steps towards Simon Glover’s, which stood in the midst of the narrow street, when two men started from under the houses on different sides, and advanced, as it were by concert, to intercept his passage. The imperfect light only permitted him to discern that they wore the Highland mantle.

So saying, he immediately picked up his pace to one that few people could have matched, and in a moment he was on Couvrefew Street. He had barely taken three steps toward Simon Glover's, which was located in the middle of the narrow street, when two men emerged from the shadows on opposite sides and moved in unison to block his path. The dim light only allowed him to see that they were wearing Highland mantles.

“Clear the way, cateran,” said the armourer, in the deep stern voice which corresponded with the breadth of his chest.

“Make way, cateran,” said the armourer, in the deep, serious voice that matched the size of his chest.

They did not answer, at least intelligibly; but he could see that they drew their swords, with the purpose of withstanding him by violence. Conjecturing some evil, but of what kind he could not anticipate, Henry instantly determined to make his way through whatever odds, and defend his mistress, or at least die at her feet. He cast his cloak over his left arm as a buckler, and advanced rapidly and steadily to the two men. The nearest made a thrust at him, but Henry Smith, parrying the blow with his cloak, dashed his arm in the man’s face, and tripping him at the same time, gave him a severe fall on the causeway; while almost at the same instant he struck a blow with his whinger at the fellow who was upon his right hand, so severely applied, that he also lay prostrate by his associate. Meanwhile, the armourer pushed forward in alarm, for which the circumstance of the street being guarded or defended by strangers who conducted themselves with such violence afforded sufficient reason. He heard a suppressed whisper and a bustle under the glover’s windows—those very windows from which he had expected to be hailed by Catharine as her Valentine. He kept to the opposite side of the street, that he might reconnoitre their number and purpose. But one of the party who were beneath the window, observing or hearing him, crossed the street also, and taking him doubtless for one of the sentinels, asked, in a whisper, “What noise was yonder, Kenneth? why gave you not the signal?”

They didn’t respond, at least not clearly; but he noticed they drew their swords, clearly intending to fight him. Guessing something bad was about to happen, but unsure of what, Henry quickly decided to push through whatever obstacles lay ahead and protect his lady, or at least die at her feet. He threw his cloak over his left arm like a shield and moved quickly and steadily towards the two men. The closest one lunged at him, but Henry Smith deflected the blow with his cloak, hit the man in the face with his arm, and tripped him at the same time, sending him crashing down on the pavement; almost immediately, he struck a hard blow with his dagger at the guy on his right, knocking him down as well. Meanwhile, the armorer hurried forward in fear, since the strange men acting so violently in the street gave him plenty of reason to worry. He heard a muffled whisper and some commotion under the glover’s windows—those very windows from which he had hoped to be greeted by Catharine as her Valentine. He kept to the opposite side of the street to assess their numbers and intentions. But one of the group beneath the window saw or heard him, crossed the street too, and mistaking him for one of the guards, whispered, “What’s that noise over there, Kenneth? Why didn’t you signal?”

“Villain,” said Henry, “you are discovered, and you shall die the death.”

“Villain,” said Henry, “you’re caught, and you’re going to die.”

As he spoke thus, he dealt the stranger a blow with his weapon, which would probably have made his words good, had not the man, raising his arm, received on his hand the blow meant for his head. The wound must have been a severe one, for he staggered and fell with a deep groan.

As he spoke, he swung his weapon at the stranger, which would have made his words true, but the man raised his arm and took the blow intended for his head on his hand. The injury must have been serious, as he staggered and fell with a deep groan.

Without noticing him farther, Henry Smith sprung forward upon a party of men who seemed engaged in placing a ladder against the lattice window in the gable. Henry did not stop ether to count their numbers or to ascertain their purpose. But, crying the alarm word of the town, and giving the signal at which the burghers were wont to collect, he rushed on the night walkers, one of whom was in the act of ascending the ladder. The smith seized it by the rounds, threw it down on the pavement, and placing his foot on the body of the man who had been mounting, prevented him from regaining his feet. His accomplices struck fiercely at Henry, to extricate their companion. But his mail coat stood him in good stead, and he repaid their blows with interest, shouting aloud, “Help—help, for bonny St. Johnston! Bows and blades, brave citizens! bows and blades! they break into our houses under cloud of night.”

Without paying attention to him any further, Henry Smith lunged at a group of men who seemed to be setting up a ladder against the lattice window in the gable. Henry didn’t stop to count how many there were or figure out their intentions. Instead, he shouted the alarm for the town and gave the signal for the townsfolk to gather. He charged at the night intruders, one of whom was in the process of climbing the ladder. The smith grabbed the ladder by its rungs, threw it down onto the pavement, and put his foot on the man who had been climbing, stopping him from getting back up. His accomplices swung fiercely at Henry to free their friend. But his armor protected him well, and he returned their blows with interest, shouting loudly, “Help—help, for bonny St. Johnston! Bows and blades, brave citizens! Bows and blades! They’re breaking into our homes under the cover of night.”

These words, which resounded far through the streets, were accompanied by as many fierce blows, dealt with good effect among those whom the armourer assailed. In the mean time, the inhabitants of the district began to awaken and appear on the street in their shirts, with swords and targets, and some of them with torches. The assailants now endeavoured to make their escape, which all of them effected excepting the man who had been thrown down along with the ladder. Him the intrepid armourer had caught by the throat in the scuffle, and held as fast as the greyhound holds the hare. The other wounded men were borne off by their comrades.

These words echoed loudly through the streets, accompanied by many fierce blows that were effective against those the armor-wearer attacked. Meanwhile, the local residents began to wake up and appeared on the street in their shirts, armed with swords and shields, some carrying torches. The attackers tried to escape, and they mostly succeeded except for the man who had been thrown down with the ladder. The brave armor-wearer had grabbed him by the throat during the struggle and held on tightly like a greyhound catching a hare. The other wounded men were carried away by their friends.

“Here are a sort of knaves breaking peace within burgh,” said Henry to the neighbours who began to assemble; “make after the rogues. They cannot all get off, for I have maimed some of them: the blood will guide you to them.”

“Here are some troublemakers disrupting the peace in the town,” Henry said to the neighbors who were starting to gather. “Chase after the scoundrels. They can’t all escape, because I’ve injured some of them: the blood will lead you to them.”

“Some Highland caterans,” said the citizens; “up and chase, neighbours!”

“Some Highland raiders,” said the citizens; “let's go after them, neighbors!”

“Ay, chase—chase! leave me to manage this fellow,” continued the armourer.

“Ay, go on—go on! Let me handle this guy,” the armourer continued.

The assistants dispersed in different directions, their lights flashing and their cries resounding through the whole adjacent district.

The assistants spread out in various directions, their lights flashing and their shouts echoing throughout the surrounding area.

In the mean time the armourer’s captive entreated for freedom, using both promises and threats to obtain it. “As thou art a gentleman,” he said, “let me go, and what is past shall be forgiven.”

In the meantime, the armorer's captive begged for freedom, using both promises and threats to get it. "As you're a gentleman," he said, "let me go, and I'll forget everything that happened."

“I am no gentleman,” said Henry—“I am Hal of the Wynd, a burgess of Perth; and I have done nothing to need forgiveness.”

“I’m no gentleman,” said Henry. “I’m Hal of the Wynd, a citizen of Perth; and I haven't done anything that requires forgiveness.”

“Villain, then hast done thou knowest not what! But let me go, and I will fill thy bonnet with gold pieces.”

“Villain, you don’t even know what you’re doing! But let me go, and I’ll fill your hat with gold coins.”

“I shall fill thy bonnet with a cloven head presently,” said the armourer, “unless thou stand still as a true prisoner.”

“I’ll fill your hat with a split skull soon,” said the armor-maker, “unless you stand still like a real prisoner.”

“What is the matter, my son Harry?” said Simon, who now appeared at the window. “I hear thy voice in another tone than I expected. What is all this noise; and why are the neighbours gathering to the affray?”

“What’s wrong, my son Harry?” Simon said as he appeared at the window. “I hear your voice sounding different than I expected. What’s all this noise about, and why are the neighbors gathering for the fight?”

“There have been a proper set of limmers about to scale your windows, father Simon; but I am like to prove godfather to one of them, whom I hold here, as fast as ever vice held iron.”

“There have been some really shady characters trying to get into your windows, Father Simon; but I’m about to become the godfather to one of them, whom I’m holding right here, as tightly as vice grips iron.”

“Hear me, Simon Glover,” said the prisoner; “let me but speak one word with you in private, and rescue me from the gripe of this iron fisted and leaden pated clown, and I will show thee that no harm was designed to thee or thine, and, moreover, tell thee what will much advantage thee.”

“Hear me, Simon Glover,” said the prisoner; “just let me say one word to you in private, and free me from the grip of this iron-fisted and dull-headed fool, and I’ll show you that no harm was meant for you or yours, and, in addition, I’ll tell you something that will greatly benefit you.”

“I should know that voice,” said Simon Glover, who now came to the door with a dark lantern in his hand. “Son Smith, let this young man speak with me. There is no danger in him, I promise you. Stay but an instant where you are, and let no one enter the house, either to attack or defend. I will be answerable that this galliard meant but some St. Valentine’s jest.”

“I should recognize that voice,” said Simon Glover, who now appeared at the door with a dark lantern in his hand. “Son Smith, let this young man talk to me. I assure you, there’s no danger in him. Just stay where you are for a moment, and don’t let anyone enter the house, whether to attack or defend. I’ll take responsibility that this guy is just trying to pull a St. Valentine’s joke.”

So saying, the old man pulled in the prisoner and shut the door, leaving Henry a little surprised at the unexpected light in which his father-in-law had viewed the affray.

So saying, the old man pulled in the prisoner and shut the door, leaving Henry a bit surprised at the unexpected way his father-in-law had seen the fight.

“A jest!” he said; “it might have been a strange jest, if they had got into the maiden’s sleeping room! And they would have done so, had it not been for the honest friendly voice from betwixt the buttresses, which, if it were not that of the blessed saint—though what am I that the holy person should speak to me?—could not sound in that place without her permission and assent, and for which I will promise her a wax candle at her shrine, as long as my whinger; and I would I had had my two handed broadsword instead, both for the sake of St. Johnston and of the rogues, for of a certain those whingers are pretty toys, but more fit for a boy’s hand than a man’s. Oh, my old two handed Trojan, hadst thou been in my hands, as thou hang’st presently at the tester of my bed, the legs of those rogues had not carried their bodies so clean off the field. But there come lighted torches and drawn swords. So ho—stand! Are you for St. Johnston? If friends to the bonny burgh, you are well come.”

“A joke!” he said; “it could have been a strange joke if they had gotten into the girl's bedroom! And they would have if it weren't for the honest, friendly voice coming from between the pillars, which, if it weren’t the voice of the blessed saint—though who am I that the holy person should speak to me?—could not be heard in that place without her permission and consent, for which I promise to bring her a wax candle at her shrine, as long as my dagger lasts; and I wish I had my two-handed broadsword instead, both for the sake of St. Johnston and for dealing with those rogues. Those daggers are nice little things, but they're better suited for a boy’s hand than a man’s. Oh, my old two-handed Trojan, if you had been in my hands, instead of just hanging at the headboard of my bed, those rogues wouldn’t have fled the scene so easily. But here come lit torches and drawn swords. So ho—stop! Are you here for St. Johnston? If you’re friends of the lovely town, you’re welcome.”

“We have been but bootless hunters,” said the townsmen. “We followed by the tracks of the blood into the Dominican burial ground, and we started two fellows from amongst the tombs, supporting betwixt them a third, who had probably got some of your marks about him, Harry. They got to the postern gate before we could overtake them, and rang the sanctuary bell; the gate opened, and in went they. So they are safe in girth and sanctuary, and we may go to our cold beds and warm us.”

“We’ve been useless hunters,” said the townsmen. “We followed the blood trails to the Dominican burial ground and surprised two guys among the tombs, helping a third one who probably had some of your marks on him, Harry. They reached the postern gate before we could catch up, rang the sanctuary bell; the gate opened, and they went in. So they’re safe inside the sanctuary, and we can head back to our cold beds and warm up.”

“Ay,” said one of the party, “the good Dominicans have always some devout brother of their convent sitting up to open the gate of the sanctuary to any poor soul that is in trouble, and desires shelter in the church.”

“Yeah,” said one of the group, “the good Dominicans always have a dedicated brother from their convent staying up to open the gate of the sanctuary for any poor soul in trouble who seeks refuge in the church.”

“Yes, if the poor hunted soul can pay for it,” said another “but, truly, if he be poor in purse as well as in spirit, he may stand on the outside till the hounds come up with him.”

“Yes, if the unfortunate soul can afford it,” said another, “but honestly, if he’s lacking both money and spirit, he might just have to wait on the outside until the hounds catch up with him.”

A third, who had been poring for a few minutes upon the ground by advantage of his torch, now looked upwards and spoke. He was a brisk, forward, rather corpulent little man, called Oliver Proudfute, reasonably wealthy, and a leading man in his craft, which was that of bonnet makers; he, therefore, spoke as one in authority.

A third person, who had been intently studying the ground for a few minutes with the help of his flashlight, now looked up and spoke. He was an energetic, assertive, and somewhat stocky man named Oliver Proudfute. He was fairly well-off and a prominent figure in his profession as a hat maker, so he spoke with an air of authority.

“Canst tell us, jolly smith”—for they recognised each other by the lights which were brought into the streets—“what manner of fellows they were who raised up this fray within burgh?”

“Can you tell us, jolly blacksmith”—for they recognized each other by the lights brought into the streets—“what kind of guys they were who started this fight in the town?”

“The two that I first saw,” answered the armourer, “seemed to me, as well as I could observe them, to have Highland plaids about them.”

“The two that I first saw,” replied the armourer, “appeared to me, as best as I could see, to be wearing Highland plaids.”

“Like enough—like enough,” answered another citizen, shaking his head. “It’s a shame the breaches in our walls are not repaired, and that these landlouping Highland scoundrels are left at liberty to take honest men and women out of their beds any night that is dark enough.”

“Yeah, probably—yeah, probably,” said another citizen, shaking his head. “It’s a shame the gaps in our walls aren’t fixed, and that these thieving Highland scoundrels are free to drag honest men and women out of their beds any night that’s dark enough.”

“But look here, neighbours,” said Oliver Proudfute, showing a bloody hand which he had picked up from the ground; “when did such a hand as this tie a Highlandman’s brogues? It is large, indeed, and bony, but as fine as a lady’s, with a ring that sparkles like a gleaming candle. Simon Glover has made gloves for this hand before now, if I am not much mistaken, for he works for all the courtiers.”

“But look here, neighbors,” said Oliver Proudfute, holding up a bloody hand that he had found on the ground; “when would a hand like this tie a Highlandman’s brogues? It's big, sure, and bony, but just as nice as a lady’s, with a ring that shines like a bright candle. Simon Glover has made gloves for this hand before, if I’m not mistaken, because he works for all the courtiers.”

The spectators here began to gaze on the bloody token with various comments.

The spectators here started to look at the bloody token, making various comments.

“If that is the case,” said one, “Harry Smith had best show a clean pair of heels for it, since the justiciar will scarce think the protecting a burgess’s house an excuse for cutting off a gentleman’s hand. There be hard laws against mutilation.”

“If that’s the case,” said one, “Harry Smith better take off running, because the justiciar won’t likely see protecting a burgess’s house as a good reason for cutting off a gentleman’s hand. There are strict laws against mutilation.”

“Fie upon you, that you will say so, Michael Webster,” answered the bonnet maker; “are we not representatives and successors of the stout old Romans, who built Perth as like to their own city as they could? And have we not charters from all our noble kings and progenitors, as being their loving liegemen? And would you have us now yield up our rights, privileges, and immunities, our outfang and infang, our handhaband, our back bearand, and our blood suits, and amerciaments, escheats, and commodities, and suffer an honest burgess’s house to be assaulted without seeking for redress? No, brave citizens, craftsmen, and burgesses, the Tay shall flow back to Dunkeld before we submit to such injustice!”

“Shame on you for saying that, Michael Webster,” replied the bonnet maker. “Aren’t we the descendants of the brave old Romans who built Perth to resemble their own city as much as possible? Don’t we have charters from all our noble kings and ancestors, recognizing us as their loyal subjects? Would you have us surrender our rights, privileges, and protections—our authority, our legal power, and our civil suits, along with penalties, forfeitures, and benefits—while allowing an honest burgess’s home to be attacked without seeking justice? No, strong citizens, craftsmen, and burgesses, the Tay will flow back to Dunkeld before we accept such injustice!”

“And how can we help it?” said a grave old man, who stood leaning on a two handed sword. “What would you have us do?”

“And how can we help it?” said a serious old man, who was leaning on a two-handed sword. “What do you want us to do?”

“Marry, Bailie Craigdallie, I wonder that you, of all men, ask the question. I would have you pass like true men from this very place to the King’s Grace’s presence, raise him from his royal rest, and presenting to him the piteous case of our being called forth from our beds at this season, with little better covering than these shirts, I would show him this bloody token, and know from his Grace’s own royal lips whether it is just and honest that his loving lieges should be thus treated by the knights and nobles of his deboshed court. And this I call pushing our cause warmly.”

“Honestly, Bailie Craigdallie, I’m surprised you, of all people, would ask that. I want you to go, like true men, right from here to the King’s side, wake him from his royal rest, and present the sad situation of us being dragged from our beds at this time, with hardly anything better than these shirts. I would show him this bloody evidence and ask his Grace himself whether it’s fair and right for his loyal subjects to be treated like this by the knights and nobles of his unruly court. And I call this pushing our cause passionately.”

“Warmly, sayst thou?” replied the old burgess; “why, so warmly, that we shall all die of cold, man, before the porter turn a key to let us into the royal presence. Come, friends, the night is bitter, we have kept our watch and ward like men, and our jolly smith hath given a warning to those that would wrong us, which shall be worth twenty proclamations of the king. Tomorrow is a new day; we will consult on this matter on this self same spot, and consider what measures should be taken for discovery and pursuit of the villains. And therefore let us dismiss before the heart’s blood freeze in our veins.”

“Warmly, you say?” replied the old town leader; “well, so warmly that we'll all freeze to death, man, before the gatekeeper unlocks the door to let us see the king. Come on, friends, it's freezing out here, we've stood our watch like men, and our cheerful blacksmith has sent a clear warning to those who would wrong us, which is worth more than twenty royal proclamations. Tomorrow is a new day; we'll meet right here to discuss this issue and figure out what steps we should take to find and catch the criminals. So let's leave before our blood runs cold.”

“Bravo—bravo, neighbour Craigdallie! St. Johnston for ever!”

“Bravo—bravo, neighbor Craigdallie! St. Johnston forever!”

Oliver Proudfute would still have spoken; for he was one of those pitiless orators who think that their eloquence can overcome all inconveniences in time, place, and circumstances. But no one would listen, and the citizens dispersed to their own houses by the light of the dawn, which began now to streak the horizon.

Oliver Proudfute would still have spoken; he was one of those relentless speakers who believed that his eloquence could tackle any difficulties related to time, place, and circumstances. But no one would listen, and the citizens scattered to their own homes as the dawn began to light up the horizon.

They were scarce gone ere the door of the glover’s house opened, and seizing the smith by the hand, the old man pulled him in.

They had barely left when the door of the glover’s house opened, and grabbing the smith by the hand, the old man pulled him inside.

“Where is the prisoner?” demanded the armourer.

“Where's the prisoner?” asked the armourer.

“He is gone—escaped—fled—what do I know of him?” said the glover. “He got out at the back door, and so through the little garden. Think not of him, but come and see the Valentine whose honour and life you have saved this morning.”

“He's gone—escaped—run away—what do I know about him?” said the glover. “He slipped out the back door and through the little garden. Don’t think about him, but come and see the Valentine whose honor and life you saved this morning.”

“Let me but sheathe my weapon,” said the smith, “let me but wash my hands.”

“Just let me put away my tools,” said the smith, “just let me wash my hands.”

“There is not an instant to lose, she is up and almost dressed. Come on, man. She shall see thee with thy good weapon in thy hand, and with villain’s blood on thy fingers, that she may know what is the value of a true man’s service. She has stopped my mouth overlong with her pruderies and her scruples. I will have her know what a brave man’s love is worth, and a bold burgess’s to boot.”

“There’s no time to waste, she's getting up and almost dressed. Come on, man. She’ll see you with your weapon in hand and blood on your fingers, so she understands the value of a true man’s service. I’ve put up with her prissiness and her hang-ups for too long. I want her to know what a brave man’s love is worth, and a bold citizen's too.”





CHAPTER V.

     Up! lady fair, and braid thy hair,
     And rouse thee in the breezy air,
     Up! quit thy bower, late wears the hour,
     Long have the rooks caw’d round the tower.

     JOANNA BAILLIE.
     Get up, beautiful lady, and style your hair,  
     And wake up in the fresh air,  
     Get up! Leave your bower, it's getting late,  
     The rooks have been cawing around the tower for a while.

     JOANNA BAILLIE.

Startled from her repose by the noise of the affray, the Fair Maid of Perth had listened in breathless terror to the sounds of violence and outcry which arose from the street. She had sunk on her knees to pray for assistance, and when she distinguished the voices of neighbours and friends collected for her protection, she remained in the same posture to return thanks. She was still kneeling when her father almost thrust her champion, Henry Smith, into her apartment; the bashful lover hanging back at first, as if afraid to give offence, and, on observing her posture, from respect to her devotion.

Startled from her rest by the noise of the fight, the Fair Maid of Perth listened in breathless fear to the sounds of violence and shouting coming from the street. She had dropped to her knees to pray for help, and when she recognized the voices of neighbors and friends gathered to protect her, she stayed in the same position to give thanks. She was still kneeling when her father nearly pushed her champion, Henry Smith, into her room; the shy lover hesitating at first, as if afraid to offend her, and, noticing her posture, out of respect for her prayer.

“Father,” said the armourer, “she prays; I dare no more speak to her than to a bishop when he says mass.”

"Father," said the armor maker, "she's praying; I can’t speak to her any more than I could talk to a bishop while he's saying mass."

“Now, go thy ways, for a right valiant and courageous blockhead,” said her father—and then speaking to his daughter, he added, “Heaven is best thanked, my daughter, by gratitude shown to our fellow creatures. Here comes the instrument by whom God has rescued thee from death, or perhaps from dishonour worse than death. Receive him, Catharine, as thy true Valentine, and him whom I desire to see my affectionate son.”

“Now, go your way, you brave and foolish guy,” said her father—and then speaking to his daughter, he added, “We show our thanks to Heaven best by being grateful to those around us. Here comes the person through whom God has saved you from death, or maybe from a fate worse than death. Welcome him, Catharine, as your true Valentine, and the man I hope to see as my loving son.”

“Not thus—father,” replied Catharine. “I can see—can speak to no one now. I am not ungrateful—perhaps I am too thankful to the instrument of our safety; but let me thank the guardian saint who sent me this timely relief, and give me but a moment to don my kirtle.”

“Not like that—Dad,” replied Catharine. “I can’t see—can talk to anyone right now. I’m not ungrateful—maybe I’m too thankful to the one who kept us safe; but let me thank the guardian angel who sent me this help just in time, and give me just a moment to put on my dress.”

“Nay, God-a-mercy, wench, it were hard to deny thee time to busk thy body clothes, since the request is the only words like a woman that thou hast uttered for these ten days. Truly, son Harry, I would my daughter would put off being entirely a saint till the time comes for her being canonised for St. Catherine the Second.”

“Nah, for heaven's sake, girl, it would be tough to deny you time to get dressed since that's the only thing like a woman you've said in the last ten days. Honestly, son Harry, I wish my daughter would hold off on being completely saintly until it's time for her to be canonized as St. Catherine the Second.”

“Nay, jest not, father; for I will swear she has at least one sincere adorer already, who hath devoted himself to her pleasure, so far as sinful man may. Fare thee well, then, for the moment, fair maiden,” he concluded, raising his voice, “and Heaven send thee dreams as peaceful as thy waking thoughts. I go to watch thy slumbers, and woe with him that shall intrude on them!”

“Don’t joke, dad; because I swear she has at least one true admirer already, who has dedicated himself to her happiness, as much as a sinful man can. Goodbye for now, beautiful lady,” he finished, raising his voice, “and may Heaven give you dreams as calm as your waking thoughts. I’m going to watch over your sleep, and I’ll be sorry for anyone who interrupts it!”

“Nay, good and brave Henry, whose warm heart is at such variance with thy reckless hand, thrust thyself into no farther quarrels tonight; but take the kindest thanks, and with these, try to assume the peaceful thoughts which you assign to me. Tomorrow we will meet, that I may assure you of my gratitude. Farewell.”

“Please, good and brave Henry, whose warm heart is so at odds with your reckless actions, don’t get into any more fights tonight; instead, accept my heartfelt thanks and try to take on the peaceful thoughts you have for me. Tomorrow we’ll meet so I can show you my gratitude. Goodbye.”

“And farewell, lady and light of my heart!” said the armourer, and, descending the stair which led to Catharine’s apartment, was about to sally forth into the street, when the glover caught him by the arm.

“And goodbye, lady and light of my heart!” said the armourer, and, descending the stairs that led to Catharine’s apartment, was about to head out into the street when the glover grabbed him by the arm.

“I shall like the ruffle of tonight,” said he, “better than I ever thought to do the clashing of steel, if it brings my daughter to her senses, Harry, and teaches her what thou art worth. By St. Macgrider! I even love these roysterers, and am sorry for that poor lover who will never wear left handed chevron again. Ay! he has lost that which he will miss all the days of his life, especially when he goes to pull on his gloves; ay, he will pay but half a fee to my craft in future. Nay, not a step from this house tonight,” he continued “Thou dost not leave us, I promise thee, my son.”

“I’m going to enjoy tonight’s festivities,” he said, “more than I ever thought I would enjoy the sound of clashing steel, if it helps my daughter come to her senses, Harry, and shows her your true worth. By St. Macgrider! I even have a soft spot for these party-goers, and I feel bad for that poor lover who will never wear the left-handed chevron again. Yes! He has lost something he’ll miss every day of his life, especially when he goes to put on his gloves; he’ll only pay half the fee for my services in the future. No, you’re not leaving this house tonight,” he continued. “I promise you that, my son.”

“I do not mean it. But I will, with your permission, watch in the street. The attack may be renewed.”

“I don’t really mean it. But if you’re okay with it, I’ll watch from the street. The attack might start up again.”

“And if it be,” said Simon, “thou wilt have better access to drive them back, having the vantage of the house. It is the way of fighting which suits us burghers best—that of resisting from behind stone walls. Our duty of watch and ward teaches us that trick; besides, enough are awake and astir to ensure us peace and quiet till morning. So come in this way.”

“And if it is,” said Simon, “you’ll have a better chance to push them back since you have the advantage of the house. This is the kind of fighting that works best for us townspeople—defending from behind stone walls. Our duty of keeping watch has taught us that trick; besides, there are enough people awake and alert to make sure we have peace and quiet until morning. So come in this way.”

So saying, he drew Henry, nothing loth, into the same apartment where they had supped, and where the old woman, who was on foot, disturbed as others had been by the nocturnal affray, soon roused up the fire.

So saying, he brought Henry, not at all hesitant, into the same room where they had eaten dinner, and where the old woman, on foot, disturbed like everyone else by the nighttime fight, soon got the fire going again.

“And now, my doughty son,” said the glover, “what liquor wilt thou pledge thy father in?”

“And now, my brave son,” said the glover, “what drink will you raise in honor of your father?”

Henry Smith had suffered himself to sink mechanically upon a seat of old black oak, and now gazed on the fire, that flashed back a ruddy light over his manly features. He muttered to himself half audibly: “Good Henry—brave Henry. Ah! had she but said, dear Henry!”

Henry Smith had mechanically lowered himself onto a seat made of old black oak, and now he stared at the fire, which cast a warm glow over his strong features. He muttered to himself, barely loud enough to hear: “Good Henry—brave Henry. Ah! if only she had said, dear Henry!”

“What liquors be these?” said the old glover, laughing. “My cellar holds none such; but if sack, or Rhenish, or wine of Gascony can serve, why, say the word and the flagon foams, that is all.”

“What drinks are these?” said the old glover, laughing. “My cellar doesn’t have any of those; but if sherry, or Riesling, or wine from Gascony will do, just say the word and the pitcher will be full, that’s all.”

“The kindest thanks,” said the armourer, still musing, “that’s more than she ever said to me before—the kindest thanks—what may not that stretch to?”

“The kindest thanks,” said the armor maker, still thinking, “that’s more than she’s ever said to me before—the kindest thanks—what could that mean?”

“It shall stretch like kid’s leather, man,” said the glover, “if thou wilt but be ruled, and say what thou wilt take for thy morning’s draught.”

“It will stretch like kid leather, man,” said the glover, “if you’ll just be reasonable and tell me what you want for your morning drink.”

“Whatever thou wilt, father,” answered the armourer, carelessly, and relapsed into the analysis of Catharine’s speech to him. “She spoke of my warm heart; but she also spoke of my reckless hand. What earthly thing can I do to get rid of this fighting fancy? Certainly I were best strike my right hand off, and nail it to the door of a church, that it may never do me discredit more.”

“Whatever you want, Dad,” the armor maker replied casually, drifting back into thinking about Catharine's words to him. “She talked about my warm heart, but she also mentioned my reckless hand. What can I possibly do to shake off this obsession with fighting? Maybe the best solution is to cut off my right hand and nail it to the door of a church so it can’t embarrass me anymore.”

“You have chopped off hands enough for one night,” said his friend, setting a flagon of wine on the table. “Why dost thou vex thyself, man? She would love thee twice as well did she not see how thou doatest upon her. But it becomes serious now. I am not to have the risk of my booth being broken and my house plundered by the hell raking followers of the nobles, because she is called the Fair Maid of Perth, an’t please ye. No, she shall know I am her father, and will have that obedience to which law and gospel give me right. I will have her thy wife, Henry, my heart of gold—thy wife, my man of mettle, and that before many weeks are over. Come—come, here is to thy merry bridal, jolly smith.”

“You’ve cut off enough hands for one night,” said his friend, setting a jug of wine on the table. “Why do you stress yourself, man? She would love you twice as much if she didn’t see how crazy you are about her. But this is getting serious now. I can’t risk my booth getting wrecked and my house being looted by the hell-raising followers of the nobles, just because she’s called the Fair Maid of Perth, if you please. No, she will know I’m her father, and she’ll have to obey me as the law and gospel entitle me. I will have her as your wife, Henry, my gold-hearted friend—your wife, my strong man, and that will happen within a few weeks. Come—come, here’s to your happy wedding, cheerful smith.”

The father quaffed a large cup, and filled it to his adopted son, who raised it slowly to his head; then, ere it had reached his lips, replaced it suddenly on the table and shook his head.

The father drank from a large cup and poured some for his adopted son, who gradually lifted it to his head; then, just before it reached his lips, he suddenly set it back down on the table and shook his head.

“Nay, if thou wilt not pledge me to such a health, I know no one who will,” said Simon. “What canst thou mean, thou foolish lad? Here has a chance happened, which in a manner places her in thy power, since from one end of the city to the other all would cry fie on her if she should say thee nay. Here am I, her father, not only consenting to the cutting out of the match, but willing to see you two as closely united together as ever needle stitched buckskin. And with all this on thy side—fortune, father, and all—thou lookest like a distracted lover in a ballad, more like to pitch thyself into the Tay than to woo a lass that may be had for the asking, if you can but choose the lucky minute.”

“Come on, if you won’t raise a toast to that, I don’t know anyone who will,” said Simon. “What do you mean, you foolish guy? There's an opportunity here that basically puts her in your hands, because everyone in the city would shame her if she turned you down. Here I am, her father, not only okay with breaking off the engagement but also eager to see you two as united as ever, like a tight stitch in leather. And with all of this in your favor—luck, a father’s support, everything—you look like a lovesick character from a ballad, more likely to throw yourself into the Tay River than to pursue a girl who is ready to be won over, if only you can pick the right moment.”

“Ay, but that lucky minute, father? I question much if Catharine ever has such a moment to glance on earth and its inhabitants as might lead her to listen to a coarse ignorant borrel man like me. I cannot tell how it is, father; elsewhere I can hold up my head like another man, but with your saintly daughter I lose heart and courage, and I cannot help thinking that it would be well nigh robbing a holy shrine if I could succeed in surprising her affections. Her thoughts are too much fitted for Heaven to be wasted on such a one as I am.”

“Ay, but what about that lucky minute, Dad? I really doubt that Catharine ever has a moment to look at the world and its people in a way that would make her listen to a rough, ignorant guy like me. I don’t know why it is, Dad; anywhere else I can hold my head high like any other man, but with your saintly daughter, I lose my confidence and strength. I can’t help thinking it would be almost like robbing a holy shrine if I managed to win her affections. Her thoughts are too focused on Heaven to be wasted on someone like me.”

“E’en as you like, Henry,” answered the glover. “My daughter is not courting you any more than I am—a fair offer is no cause offend; only if you think that I will give in to her foolish notions of a convent, take it with you that I will never listen to them. I love and honour the church,” he said, crossing himself, “I pay her rights duly and cheerfully—tithes and alms, wine and wax, I pay them as justly, I say, as any man in Perth of my means doth—but I cannot afford the church my only and single ewe lamb that I have in the world. Her mother was dear to me on earth, and is now an angel in Heaven. Catharine is all I have to remind me of her I have lost; and if she goes to the cloister, it shall be when these old eyes are closed for ever, and not sooner. But as for you, friend Gow, I pray you will act according to your own best liking, I want to force no wife on you, I promise you.”

“Just as you wish, Henry,” replied the glover. “My daughter isn’t interested in you any more than I am—there’s no reason to be offended by a fair offer; just know that I will never support her silly ideas about a convent. I love and respect the church,” he said, crossing himself, “I pay my dues willingly and on time—tithes and donations, wine and wax, I pay them as fairly, I’d say, as any man in Perth with my means does—but I can’t give the church my only and cherished ewe lamb that I have in the world. Her mother was precious to me while she was alive and is now an angel in Heaven. Catharine is all I have to remember the one I’ve lost; if she goes to the convent, it will be when these old eyes are closed forever, and not before. But as for you, my friend Gow, I hope you will do what you think is best; I have no intention of forcing a wife on you, I assure you.”

“Nay, now you beat the iron twice over,” said Henry. “It is thus we always end, father, by your being testy with me for not doing that thing in the world which would make me happiest, were I to have it in my power. Why, father, I would the keenest dirk I ever forged were sticking in my heart at this moment if there is one single particle in it that is not more your daughter’s property than my own. But what can I do? I cannot think less of her, or more of myself, than we both deserve; and what seems to you so easy and certain is to me as difficult as it would be to work a steel hauberk out of bards of flax. But here is to you, father,” he added, in a more cheerful tone; “and here is to my fair saint and Valentine, as I hope your Catharine will be mine for the season. And let me not keep your old head longer from the pillow, but make interest with your featherbed till daybreak; and then you must be my guide to your daughter’s chamber door, and my apology for entering it, to bid her good morrow, for the brightest that the sun will awaken, in the city or for miles round.”

“Nah, now you’re just hitting the nail on the head again,” said Henry. “This is how it always ends, Dad, with you getting annoyed at me for not doing the one thing in the world that would make me happiest if I could. Honestly, Dad, I would take the sharpest dagger I ever forged and plunge it into my heart right now if there’s even a tiny scrap of it that doesn’t belong to your daughter more than it does to me. But what can I do? I can’t think of her any less or myself any more than we both deserve; and what seems so easy and obvious to you is as hard for me as trying to make a steel shirt out of flax. But here’s to you, Dad,” he added, in a lighter tone; “and here’s to my lovely saint and Valentine, as I hope your Catharine will be mine for the season. And let me not keep your old head from the pillow any longer, but settle into your cozy bed until dawn; then you have to guide me to your daughter’s door and help me come up with an excuse to enter and wish her good morning, for the brightest morning the sun will bring, in the city or for miles around.”

“No bad advice, my son,” said the honest glover, “But you, what will you do? Will you lie down beside me, or take a part of Conachar’s bed?”

“No bad advice, my son,” said the honest glover, “But what about you? Will you lie down next to me, or take a part of Conachar’s bed?”

“Neither,” answered Harry Gow; “I should but prevent your rest, and for me this easy chair is worth a down bed, and I will sleep like a sentinel, with my graith about me.” As he spoke, he laid his hand on his sword.

“Neither,” replied Harry Gow; “I’d just keep you from resting, and for me, this comfy chair is better than a soft bed. I’ll sleep like a guard, with my gear around me.” As he said this, he placed his hand on his sword.

“Nay, Heaven send us no more need of weapons. Goodnight, or rather good morrow, till day peep; and the first who wakes calls up the other.”

“Nah, I hope we don’t need any more weapons. Goodnight, or maybe good morning, until the day breaks; and the first one who wakes up should wake the other.”

Thus parted the two burghers. The glover retired to his bed, and, it is to be supposed, to rest. The lover was not so fortunate. His bodily frame easily bore the fatigue which he had encountered in the course of the night, but his mind was of a different and more delicate mould. In one point of view, he was but the stout burgher of his period, proud alike of his art in making weapons and wielding them when made; his professional jealousy, personal strength, and skill in the use of arms brought him into many quarrels, which had made him generally feared, and in some instances disliked. But with these qualities were united the simple good nature of a child, and at the same time an imaginative and enthusiastic temper, which seemed little to correspond with his labours at the forge or his combats in the field. Perhaps a little of the hare brained and ardent feeling which he had picked out of old ballads, or from the metrical romances, which were his sole source of information or knowledge, may have been the means of pricking him on to some of his achievements, which had often a rude strain of chivalry in them; at least, it was certain that his love to the fair Catharine had in it a delicacy such as might have become the squire of low degree, who was honoured, if song speaks truth, with the smiles of the King of Hungary’s daughter. His sentiments towards her were certainly as exalted as if they had been fixed upon an actual angel, which made old Simon, and others who watched his conduct, think that his passion was too high and devotional to be successful with maiden of mortal mould. They were mistaken, however. Catharine, coy and reserved as she was, had a heart which could feel and understand the nature and depth of the armourer’s passion; and whether she was able to repay it or not, she had as much secret pride in the attachment of the redoubted Henry Gow as a lady of romance may be supposed to have in the company of a tame lion, who follows to provide for and defend her. It was with sentiments of the most sincere gratitude that she recollected, as she awoke at dawn, the services of Henry during the course of the eventful night, and the first thought which she dwelt upon was the means of making him understand her feelings.

Thus parted the two townsmen. The glover went to bed, and, presumably, to rest. The lover wasn’t so lucky. His body handled the exhaustion from the night easily, but his mind was a different story. In some ways, he was just a sturdy townsman of his time, proud of his skills in crafting weapons and knowing how to use them; his professional jealousy, physical strength, and ability with arms often led him into fights, making him generally feared and sometimes disliked. Yet, alongside these traits, he possessed the simple good nature of a child and an imaginative, passionate spirit that didn’t quite match his work at the forge or his battles in the field. Maybe a bit of the wild and fervent feeling he picked up from old ballads or the metrical romances, which were his only sources of knowledge, pushed him towards some of his adventures, which often had a rough chivalric quality. At the very least, it was clear that his love for the beautiful Catharine carried a softness that suited the lowly squire honored, as stories say, by the smiles of the King of Hungary’s daughter. His feelings for her were undoubtedly as lofty as if they were aimed at an actual angel, leading old Simon and others observing him to think his affection was too high and devoted to succeed with a mortal maiden. They were wrong, though. Despite being shy and reserved, Catharine had a heart that could feel and grasp the nature and depth of the armorer’s passion; whether she could return it or not, she secretly took pride in the admiration of the renowned Henry Gow, much like a romantic lady might feel with a tame lion that follows to protect her. As she woke at dawn, she recalled Henry's courageous actions during the tumultuous night with sincere gratitude, and her first thought was about how to express her feelings to him.

Arising hastily from bed, and half blushing at her own purpose—“I have been cold to him, and perhaps unjust; I will not be ungrateful,” she said to herself, “though I cannot yield to his suit. I will not wait till my father compels me to receive him as my Valentine for the year: I will seek him out, and choose him myself. I have thought other girls bold when they did something like this; but I shall thus best please my father, and but discharge the rites due to good St. Valentine by showing my gratitude to this brave man.”

Hurriedly getting out of bed and feeling a bit embarrassed about her intentions—“I have been cold to him, and maybe unfair; I won’t be ungrateful,” she told herself, “even though I can’t accept his proposal. I won’t wait until my father forces me to take him as my Valentine for the year: I’ll find him myself and choose him. I thought other girls were bold for doing something like this; but this way, I’ll make my father happy, and I’ll fulfill the traditions of good St. Valentine by showing my gratitude to this brave man.”

Hastily slipping on her dress, which, nevertheless, was left a good deal more disordered than usual, she tripped downstairs and opened the door of the chamber, in which, as she had guessed, her lover had passed the hours after the fray. Catharine paused at the door, and became half afraid of executing her purpose, which not only permitted but enjoined the Valentines of the year to begin their connexion with a kiss of affection. It was looked upon as a peculiarly propitious omen if the one party could find the other asleep, and awaken him or her by performance of this interesting ceremony.

Hastily putting on her dress, which was still a lot more messy than usual, she hurried downstairs and opened the door to the room where, as she suspected, her lover had spent the hours after the fight. Catharine paused at the door, feeling half afraid to go through with her plan, which not only allowed but required the Valentines of the year to start their connection with a kiss of affection. It was seen as a particularly good sign if one person could find the other asleep and wake them up with this special ritual.

Never was a fairer opportunity offered for commencing this mystic tie than that which now presented itself to Catharine. After many and various thoughts, sleep had at length overcome the stout armourer in the chair in which he had deposited himself. His features, in repose, had a more firm and manly cast than Catharine had thought, who, having generally seen them fluctuating between shamefacedness and apprehension of her displeasure, had been used to connect with them some idea of imbecility.

Never has a better chance come up to start this mysterious connection than the one that now faced Catharine. After a lot of different thoughts, sleep finally took over the strong armor-maker in the chair where he had settled. His face, in rest, had a more solid and masculine look than Catharine had expected, as she had mostly seen it shifting between embarrassment and worry about her disapproval, and had come to associate it with some notion of weakness.

“He looks very stern,” she said; “if he should be angry? And then when he awakes—we are alone—if I should call Dorothy—if I should wake my father? But no! it is a thing of custom, and done in all maidenly and sisterly love and honour. I will not suppose that Henry can misconstrue it, and I will not let a childish bashfulness put my gratitude to sleep.”

“He looks really serious,” she said; “what if he gets angry? And then when he wakes up—we'll be alone—should I call Dorothy—should I wake my dad? But no! it's just what’s done, a show of all that’s good in sisterly and girlhood love and honor. I won't assume that Henry can misinterpret it, and I won’t let a silly shyness keep my gratitude from coming out.”

So saying, she tripped along the floor of the apartment with a light, though hesitating, step; and a cheek crimsoned at her own purpose; and gliding to the chair of the sleeper, dropped a kiss upon his lips as light as if a rose leaf had fallen on them. The slumbers must have been slight which such a touch could dispel, and the dreams of the sleeper must needs have been connected with the cause of the interruption, since Henry, instantly starting up, caught the maiden in his arms, and attempted to return in ecstasy the salute which had broken his repose. But Catharine struggled in his embrace; and as her efforts implied alarmed modesty rather than maidenly coyness, her bashful lover suffered her to escape a grasp from which twenty times her strength could not have extricated her.

So saying, she skipped lightly across the apartment floor, though hesitantly; her cheeks flushed at her own intentions. Gliding to the sleeping man's chair, she pressed a kiss on his lips as gently as if a rose petal had fallen there. The nap he was having must have been brief, since such a light touch could wake him, and his dreams must have been tied to the reason for her interruption, because Henry instantly bolted up, pulled her into his arms, and tried to return the kiss that had disrupted his sleep. But Catharine squirmed in his embrace; and since her struggle showed more alarmed modesty than shyness, her bashful lover let her go, even though she couldn’t have escaped his hold if she tried twenty times.

“Nay, be not angry, good Henry,” said Catharine, in the kindest tone, to her surprised lover. “I have paid my vows to St. Valentine, to show how I value the mate which he has sent me for the year. Let but my father be present, and I will not dare to refuse thee the revenge you may claim for a broken sleep.”

“Please don’t be upset, good Henry,” Catharine said softly to her surprised lover. “I have made my vows to St. Valentine to show how much I appreciate the partner he has given me for the year. If my father is present, I won’t have the courage to deny you the revenge you deserve for a sleepless night.”

“Let not that be a hinderance,” said the old glover, rushing in ecstasy into the room; “to her, smith—to her: strike while the iron is hot, and teach her what it is not to let sleeping dogs lie still.”

“Don’t let that hold you back,” said the old glover, rushing excitedly into the room; “to her, smith—to her: strike while the iron is hot, and show her what it means to not let sleeping dogs lie.”

Thus encouraged, Henry, though perhaps with less alarming vivacity, again seized the blushing maiden in his arms, who submitted with a tolerable grace to receive repayment of her salute, a dozen times repeated, and with an energy very different from that which had provoked such severe retaliation. At length she again extricated herself from her lover’s arms, and, as if frightened and repenting what she had done, threw herself into a seat, and covered her face with her hands.

Thus encouraged, Henry, though maybe with less intense enthusiasm, once again picked up the blushing girl in his arms, who accepted with reasonable grace the return of her greeting, repeated a dozen times, and with a level of energy very different from what had caused such strong backlash. Eventually, she freed herself from her lover's embrace once more, and, as if scared and regretting her actions, sank into a seat and covered her face with her hands.

“Cheer up, thou silly girl,” said her father, “and be not ashamed that thou hast made the two happiest men in Perth, since thy old father is one of them. Never was kiss so well bestowed, and meet it is that it should be suitably returned. Look up, my darling! look up, and let me see thee give but one smile. By my honest word, the sun that now rises over our fair city shows no sight that can give me greater pleasure. What,” he continued, in a jocose tone, “thou thoughtst thou hadst Jamie Keddie’s ring, and couldst walk invisible? but not so, my fairy of the dawning. Just as I was about to rise, I heard thy chamber door open, and watched thee downstairs, not to protect thee against this sleepy headed Henry, but to see with my own delighted eyes my beloved girl do that which her father most wished. Come, put down these foolish hands, and though thou blushest a little, it will only the better grace St. Valentine’s morn, when blushes best become a maiden’s cheek.”

“Cheer up, you silly girl,” her father said, “and don’t be ashamed that you’ve made the two happiest men in Perth, since your old dad is one of them. Never was a kiss so well given, and it’s only right that it should be properly returned. Look up, my darling! Look up, and let me see you give just one smile. I swear, the sun rising over our beautiful city shows no sight that brings me greater joy. What,” he continued, in a playful tone, “you thought you had Jamie Keddie’s ring and could walk around unnoticed? Not quite, my dawn fairy. Just as I was about to get up, I heard your bedroom door open and watched you go downstairs, not to protect you from this sleepy-headed Henry, but to see with my own delighted eyes my beloved girl do what her father hoped most for. Come, put down those silly hands, and even if you blush a little, it will only add to the charm of St. Valentine’s morning when blushes suit a maiden’s cheek best.”

As Simon Glover spoke, he pulled away, with gentle violence, the hands which hid his daughter’s face. She blushed deeply indeed, but there was more than maiden’s shame in her face, and her eyes were fast filling with tears.

As Simon Glover spoke, he gently but forcefully pulled away the hands that were covering his daughter's face. She blushed deeply, but there was more than just embarrassment on her face, and her eyes were quickly filling with tears.

“What! weeping, love?” continued her father; “nay—nay, this is more than need. Henry, help me to comfort this little fool.”

“What! Crying, love?” her father said. “No—no, this is too much. Henry, help me comfort this little fool.”

Catharine made an effort to collect herself and to smile, but the smile was of a melancholy and serious cast.

Catharine tried to get hold of herself and smile, but the smile came off as sad and serious.

“I only meant to say, father,” said the Fair Maid of Perth, with continued exertion, “that in choosing Henry Gow for my Valentine, and rendering to him the rights and greeting of the morning, according to wonted custom, I meant but to show my gratitude to him for his manly and faithful service, and my obedience to you. But do not lead him to think—and, oh, dearest father, do not yourself entertain an idea—that I meant more than what the promise to be his faithful and affectionate Valentine through the year requires of me.”

“I just wanted to say, Father,” the Fair Maid of Perth said with effort, “that when I chose Henry Gow as my Valentine and gave him the usual morning greetings, it was only to express my gratitude for his brave and loyal service and to show my obedience to you. But please don’t give him the impression—and, oh, dear Father, please don’t you think either—that I intended anything beyond what it means to be his faithful and loving Valentine throughout the year.”

“Ay—ay——ay—ay, we understand it all,” said Simon, in the soothing tone which nurses apply to children. “We understand what the meaning is; enough for once—enough for once. Thou shalt not be frightened or hurried. Loving, true, and faithful Valentines are ye, and the rest as Heaven and opportunity shall permit. Come, prithee, have done: wring not thy tiny hands, nor fear farther persecution now. Thou hast done bravely, excellently. And now, away to Dorothy, and call up the old sluggard; we must have a substantial breakfast, after a night of confusion and a morning of joy, and thy hand will be needed to prepare for us some of these delicate cakes which no one can make but thyself; and well hast thou a right to the secret, seeing who taught it thee. Ah! health to the soul of thy dearest mother,” he added, with a sigh; “how blythe would she have been to see this happy St. Valentine’s morning!”

“Ay—ay——ay—ay, we get it all,” said Simon, in the calming tone that nurses use with kids. “We know what it means; that’s enough for now—enough for now. You shouldn’t be scared or rushed. You are loving, true, and faithful Valentines, and everything else depends on Heaven and opportunity. Come on, let’s not drag this out: don’t wring your tiny hands, and don’t worry about any more trouble now. You’ve done really well, excellently. And now, go to Dorothy and wake up the old sleepyhead; we need a hearty breakfast after a night of chaos and a joyful morning, and we need your hands to help us prepare some of those delicate cakes that only you can make; and you absolutely deserve to know the secret, considering who taught you. Ah! Cheers to the spirit of your beloved mother,” he added with a sigh; “how happy she would have been to see this joyful St. Valentine’s morning!”

Catharine took the opportunity of escape which was thus given her, and glided from the room. To Henry it seemed as if the sun had disappeared from the heaven at midday, and left the world in sudden obscurity. Even the high swelled hopes with which the late incident had filled him began to quail, as he reflected upon her altered demeanour—the tears in her eyes, the obvious fear which occupied her features, and the pains she had taken to show, as plainly as delicacy would permit, that the advances which she had made to him were limited to the character with which the rites of the day had invested him. Her father looked on his fallen countenance with something like surprise and displeasure.

Catharine took the chance to escape that was given to her and slipped out of the room. To Henry, it felt like the sun had vanished from the sky at noon, leaving the world in sudden darkness. Even the high hopes he had from the recent event started to fade as he thought about her changed behavior—the tears in her eyes, the clear fear on her face, and the effort she made to show, as much as she could while still being respectful, that the advances she had made towards him were strictly related to the role the day had assigned to him. Her father watched his troubled expression with a mix of surprise and disappointment.

“In the name of good St. John, what has befallen you, that makes you look as grave as an owl, when a lad of your spirit, having really such a fancy for this poor girl as you pretend, ought to be as lively as a lark?”

“In the name of good St. John, what happened to you that makes you look as serious as an owl? A guy with your energy, who claims to really like this poor girl, should be as cheerful as a lark!”

“Alas, father!” replied the crestfallen lover, “there is that written on her brow which says she loves me well enough to be my Valentine, especially since you wish it, but not well enough to be my wife.”

“Unfortunately, Dad!” replied the disappointed lover, “there's something on her face that shows she likes me enough to be my Valentine, especially since you want it, but not enough to be my wife.”

“Now, a plague on thee for a cold, downhearted goosecap,” answered the father. “I can read a woman’s brow as well, and better, than thou, and I can see no such matter on hers. What, the foul fiend, man! there thou wast lying like a lord in thy elbow chair, as sound asleep as a judge, when, hadst thou been a lover of any spirit, thou wouldst have been watching the east for the first ray of the sun. But there thou layest, snoring I warrant, thinking nought about her, or anything else; and the poor girl rises at peep of day, lest any one else should pick up her most precious and vigilant Valentine, and wakes thee with a grace which—so help me, St. Macgrider!—would have put life in an anvil; and thou awakest to hone, and pine, and moan, as if she had drawn a hot iron across thy lips! I would to St. John she had sent old Dorothy on the errand, and bound thee for thy Valentine service to that bundle of dry bones, with never a tooth in her head. She were fittest Valentine in Perth for so craven a wooer.”

“Now, curse you for being such a cold, heartless fool,” the father replied. “I can read a woman’s thoughts just as well, if not better, than you can, and I see nothing like that on her face. What the hell, man! There you were, lying like a king in your armchair, sound asleep like a judge, when, if you were really in love, you would have been waiting for the first light of the sun. But there you lay, snoring I bet, thinking about nothing—her or anything else; and the poor girl gets up at dawn, afraid someone else might steal her most precious and attentive Valentine, and wakes you with a charm that—I swear, St. Macgrider!—would bring life to a piece of metal; and you wake up to whine and moan, like she had burned your lips with a hot iron! I wish to St. John she had sent old Dorothy to do it instead, and tied you up for your Valentine duty to that bundle of old bones, with not a tooth in her head. She would be the perfect Valentine in Perth for such a cowardly suitor.”

“As to craven, father,” answered the smith, “there are twenty good cocks, whose combs I have plucked, can tell thee if I am craven or no. And Heaven knows that I would give my good land, held by burgess’ tenure, with smithy, bellows, tongs, anvil, and all, providing it would make your view of the matter the true one. But it is not of her coyness or her blushes that I speak; it is of the paleness which so soon followed the red, and chased it from her cheeks; and it is of the tears which succeeded. It was like the April showers stealing upon and obscuring the fairest dawning that ever beamed over the Tay.”

“As for being cowardly, father,” the smith replied, “there are twenty strong roosters whose combs I've plucked that can tell you if I'm cowardly or not. And God knows I’d give up all my land, which I own under burgess' tenure, along with my smithy, bellows, tongs, anvil, and everything, if it would change your perspective on this matter to the truth. But I’m not talking about her shyness or her blushes; I’m referring to the pale color that quickly followed the red, taking it from her cheeks, and the tears that came afterward. It was like the April showers rolling in and hiding the brightest dawn that ever lit up the Tay.”

“Tutti taitti,” replied the glover; “neither Rome nor Perth were built in a day. Thou hast fished salmon a thousand times, and mightst have taken a lesson. When the fish has taken the fly, to pull a hard strain on the line would snap the tackle to pieces, were it made of wire. Ease your hand, man, and let him rise; take leisure, and in half an hour thou layest him on the bank. There is a beginning as fair as you could wish, unless you expect the poor wench to come to thy bedside as she did to thy chair; and that is not the fashion of modest maidens. But observe me; after we have had our breakfast, I will take care thou hast an opportunity to speak thy mind; only beware thou be neither too backward nor press her too hard. Give her line enough, but do not slack too fast, and my life for yours upon the issue.”

“Tutti taitti,” replied the glover; “neither Rome nor Perth were built in a day. You’ve fished for salmon a thousand times, and you could have learned a thing or two. When the fish takes the fly, pulling hard on the line can snap the tackle, even if it's made of wire. Ease your grip, and let it rise; take your time, and in half an hour, you'll have it on the bank. There’s a beginning as good as you could hope for, unless you expect the poor girl to come to your bedside like she did to your chair; and that’s not how modest girls operate. But listen; after we have breakfast, I’ll make sure you have a chance to speak your mind; just be careful not to be too shy or push her too hard. Give her enough space, but don’t let the line go too fast, and I’ll bet my life on the outcome.”

“Do what I can, father,” answered Henry, “you will always lay the blame on me—either that I give too much head or that I strain the tackle. I would give the best habergeon I ever wrought, that the difficulty in truth rested with me, for there were then the better chance of its being removed. I own, however, I am but an ass in the trick of bringing about such discourse as is to the purpose for the occasion.”

“I'm doing what I can, Dad,” Henry replied, “but you'll always blame me—either for giving too much effort or for messing with the tackle. I would give the best armor I ever made just to know that the problem was truly mine, because then there would be a better chance to fix it. I admit, though, I’m not great at starting the right conversation for the situation.”

“Come into the booth with me, my son, and I will furnish thee with a fitting theme. Thou knowest the maiden who ventures to kiss a sleeping man wins of him a pair of gloves. Come to my booth; thou shalt have a pair of delicate kid skin that will exactly suit her hand and arm. I was thinking of her poor mother when I shaped them,” added honest Simon, with a sigh; “and except Catharine, I know not the woman in Scotland whom they would fit, though I have measured most of the high beauties of the court. Come with me, I say, and thou shalt be provided with a theme to wag thy tongue upon, providing thou hast courage and caution to stand by thee in thy wooing.”

“Come into the booth with me, my son, and I’ll give you a fitting topic. You know that the girl who dares to kiss a sleeping man earns a pair of gloves from him. Come to my booth; you’ll get a pair of delicate kidskin gloves that will perfectly match her hand and arm. I thought of her poor mother when I made them,” added honest Simon with a sigh; “and except for Catharine, I don’t know any woman in Scotland they would fit, even though I’ve measured most of the high beauties at court. Come with me, I say, and you’ll have a topic to talk about, as long as you have the courage and caution to support you in your courtship.”





CHAPTER VI.

     Never to man shall Catharine give her hand.

     Taming of the Shrew.
     Catharine will never give her hand to any man.

     Taming of the Shrew.

The breakfast was served, and the thin soft cakes, made of flour and honey according to the family receipt, were not only commended with all the partiality of a father and a lover, but done liberal justice to in the mode which is best proof of cake as well as pudding. They talked, jested, and laughed. Catharine, too, had recovered her equanimity where the dames and damsels of the period were apt to lose theirs—in the kitchen, namely, and in the superintendence of household affairs, in which she was an adept. I question much if the perusal of Seneca for as long a period would have had equal effect in composing her mind.

The breakfast was served, and the light, fluffy cakes made from flour and honey, following the family recipe, were praised not only with the fondness of a father and a lover but also enjoyed to the fullest in a way that showcases the best of both cake and pudding. They talked, joked, and laughed. Catharine had also regained her composure in situations where the women of the time often lost theirs—in the kitchen and while managing household tasks, which she excelled at. I doubt reading Seneca for that long would have calmed her mind as much.

Old Dorothy sat down at the board end, as was the homespun fashion of the period; and so much were the two men amused with their own conversation, and Catharine occupied either in attending to them or with her own reflections, that the old woman was the first who observed the absence of the boy Conachar.

Old Dorothy sat at the end of the table, which was the old-fashioned way of doing things; and the two men were so entertained by their own talk, while Catharine was either listening to them or lost in her thoughts, that the old woman was the first to notice that the boy Conachar was missing.

“It is true,” said the master glover; “go call him, the idle Highland loon. He was not seen last night during the fray neither, at least I saw him not. Did any of you observe him?”

“It’s true,” said the master glover; “go call him, the lazy Highland fool. He wasn’t seen last night during the fight either; at least, I didn’t see him. Did any of you see him?”

The reply was negative; and Henry’s observation followed:

The response was negative, and Henry commented:

“There are times when Highlanders can couch like their own deer—ay, and run from danger too as fast. I have seen them do so myself, for the matter of that.”

“There are times when Highlanders can lie down like their own deer—yeah, and run from danger just as fast. I've seen them do it myself, for that matter.”

“And there are times,” replied Simon, “when King Arthur and his Round Table could not make stand against them. I wish, Henry, you would speak more reverently of the Highlanders. They are often in Perth, both alone and in numbers, and you ought to keep peace with them so long as they will keep peace with you.”

“And there are times,” Simon answered, “when King Arthur and his Round Table couldn't stand against them. I wish, Henry, you would speak more respectfully of the Highlanders. They often come to Perth, both alone and in groups, and you should maintain peace with them as long as they are willing to keep peace with you.”

An answer of defiance rose to Henry’s lips, but he prudently suppressed it. “Why, thou knowest, father,” he said, smiling, “that we handicrafts best love the folks we live by; now, my craft provides for valiant and noble knights, gentle squires and pages, stout men at arms, and others that wear the weapons which we make. It is natural I should like the Ruthvens, the Lindsays, the Ogilvys, the Oliphants, and so many others of our brave and noble neighbours, who are sheathed in steel of my making, like so many paladins, better than those naked, snatching mountaineers, who are ever doing us wrong, especially since no five of each clan have a rusty shirt of mail as old as their brattach; and that is but the work of the clumsy clan smith after all, who is no member of our honourable mystery, but simply works at the anvil, where his father wrought before him. I say, such people can have no favour in the eyes of an honest craftsman.”

An answer of defiance rose to Henry’s lips, but he prudently suppressed it. “Well, you know, father,” he said with a smile, “that we craftsmen naturally care more for the folks we serve; my trade provides for brave and noble knights, gentle squires and pages, strong men-at-arms, and others who wear the weapons we make. It makes sense that I would prefer the Ruthvens, the Lindsays, the Ogilvys, the Oliphants, and many other brave and noble neighbors who are clad in armor of my making, like so many heroes, over those reckless mountain folks who are always causing us trouble, especially since no five from each clan have a rusty suit of mail as old as their coat of arms; and that’s just the work of the clumsy clan blacksmith after all, who isn’t part of our honorable craft but just works at the forge, where his father worked before him. I say, such people can earn no respect from an honest craftsman.”

“Well—well,” answered Simon; “I prithee let the matter rest even now, for here comes the loitering boy, and, though it is a holyday morn, I want no more bloody puddings.”

"Well—well," replied Simon; "I beg you, let’s just drop it for now, because here comes that slacking boy, and even though it’s a holiday morning, I don’t want any more bloody puddings."

The youth entered accordingly. His face was pale, his eyes red, and there was an air of discomposure about his whole person. He sat down at the lower end of the table, opposite to Dorothy, and crossed himself, as if preparing for his morning’s meal. As he did not help himself to any food, Catharine offered him a platter containing some of the cakes which had met with such general approbation. At first he rejected her offered kindness rather sullenly; but on her repeating the offer with a smile of goodwill, he took a cake in his hand, broke it, and was about to eat a morsel, when the effort to swallow seemed almost too much for him; and though he succeeded, he did not repeat it.

The young man walked in. His face was pale, his eyes were red, and he had a tense vibe about him. He sat down at the end of the table, across from Dorothy, and crossed himself as if getting ready for breakfast. Since he didn’t serve himself any food, Catharine offered him a plate of the cakes that everyone had praised. At first, he turned down her offer in a rather moody way; but when she offered again with a friendly smile, he took a cake, broke it, and was about to take a bite when it seemed like swallowing was almost too much for him. Although he managed to do it, he didn’t try again.

“You have a bad appetite for St. Valentine’s morning, Conachar,” said his good humoured master; “and yet I think you must have slept soundly the night before, since I conclude you were not disturbed by the noise of the scuffle. Why, I thought a lively glune amie would have been at his master’s side, dirk in hand, at the first sound of danger which arose within a mile of us.”

“You’ve got a terrible appetite this St. Valentine’s morning, Conachar,” said his good-humored master. “And yet I think you must have slept well last night since I gather you weren’t disturbed by the noise of the scuffle. I thought a lively young friend would have been by his master’s side, knife in hand, at the first sign of danger that came within a mile of us.”

“I heard but an indistinct noise,” said the youth, his face glowing suddenly like a heated coal, “which I took for the shout of some merry revellers; and you are wont to bid me never open door or window, or alarm the house, on the score of such folly.”

“I only heard a faint noise,” said the young man, his face suddenly glowing like a hot coal, “which I thought was the shout of some cheerful party-goers; and you always tell me never to open a door or window, or disturb the house, over such nonsense.”

“Well—well,” said Simon; “I thought a Highlander would have known better the difference betwixt the clash of swords and the twanging on harps, the wild war cry and the merry hunt’s up. But let it pass, boy; I am glad thou art losing thy quarrelsome fashions. Eat thy breakfast, any way, as I have that to employ thee which requires haste.”

“Well—well,” Simon said; “I thought a Highlander would know better the difference between the clash of swords and the sound of harps, the wild war cry and the cheerful call of a hunt. But never mind, boy; I’m glad you’re shedding your quarrelsome ways. Eat your breakfast anyway, because I have something for you that needs to be done quickly.”

“I have breakfasted already, and am in haste myself. I am for the hills. Have you any message to my father?”

“I’ve already had breakfast and I’m in a hurry. I’m heading to the hills. Do you have any message for my dad?”

“None,” replied the glover, in some surprise; “but art thou beside thyself, boy? or what a vengeance takes thee from the city, like the wing of the whirlwind?”

“None,” replied the glover, somewhat surprised; “but are you out of your mind, boy? What on earth is pulling you away from the city, like the wind of a storm?”

“My warning has been sudden,” said Conachar, speaking with difficulty; but whether arising from the hesitation incidental to the use of a foreign language, or whether from some other cause, could not easily be distinguished. “There is to be a meeting—a great hunting—” Here he stopped.

“My warning came out of nowhere,” said Conachar, struggling to speak; but whether this was due to the uncertainty that comes with using a foreign language or some other reason was hard to tell. “There will be a meeting—a big hunt—” Here he paused.

“And when are you to return from this blessed hunting?” said the master; “that is, if I may make so bold as to ask.”

“And when are you coming back from this amazing hunting trip?” said the master; “that is, if I can be so bold as to ask.”

“I cannot exactly answer,” replied the apprentice. “Perhaps never, if such be my father’s pleasure,” continued Conachar, with assumed indifference.

“I can't say for sure,” replied the apprentice. “Maybe never, if that's what my father wants,” continued Conachar, feigning indifference.

“I thought,” said Simon Glover, rather seriously, “that all this was to be laid aside, when at earnest intercession I took you under my roof. I thought that when I undertook, being very loth to do so, to teach you an honest trade, we were to hear no more of hunting, or hosting, or clan gatherings, or any matters of the kind?”

“I thought,” said Simon Glover, quite seriously, “that all of this would be put on hold when, after much insistence, I welcomed you into my home. I believed that when I reluctantly agreed to teach you a legitimate trade, we wouldn't have to deal with hunting, or gatherings, or any of that kind of stuff anymore?”

“I was not consulted when I was sent hither,” said the lad, haughtily. “I cannot tell what the terms were.”

“I wasn’t consulted when I was sent here,” the boy said, arrogantly. “I can’t say what the terms were.”

“But I can tell you, sir Conachar,” said the glover, angrily, “that there is no fashion of honesty in binding yourself to an honest craftsman, and spoiling more hides than your own is worth; and now, when you are of age to be of some service, in taking up the disposal of your time at your pleasure, as if it were your own property, not your master’s.”

“But I can tell you, Sir Conachar,” said the glover, angrily, “that there’s no honorable way to tie yourself to an honest craftsman if you’re wasting more hides than yours are worth; and now that you’re old enough to contribute, you act like your time is yours to waste, as if it doesn’t belong to your master.”

“Reckon with my father about that,” answered Conachar; “he will pay you gallantly—a French mutton for every hide I have spoiled, and a fat cow or bullock for each day I have been absent.”

“Talk to my father about that,” Conachar replied. “He’ll pay you generously—a French sheep for every hide I’ve ruined, and a fat cow or bull for each day I’ve been gone.”

“Close with him, friend Glover—close with him,” said the armourer, drily. “Thou wilt be paid gallantly at least, if not honestly. Methinks I would like to know how many purses have been emptied to fill the goat skin sporran that is to be so free to you of its gold, and whose pastures the bullocks have been calved in that are to be sent down to you from the Grampian passes.”

“Get in close with him, friend Glover—get in close with him,” said the armourer, dryly. “You’ll definitely be paid handsomely, if not truthfully. I wonder how many wallets have been drained to fill the goat skin bag that's going to be so generous with its gold, and whose fields the cattle have been born in that are going to be sent down to you from the Grampian passes.”

“You remind me, friend,” said the Highland youth, turning haughtily towards the smith, “that I have also a reckoning to hold with you.”

“You remind me, friend,” said the Highland youth, turning arrogantly towards the smith, “that I also need to settle a score with you.”

“Keep at arm’s length, then,” said Henry, extending his brawny arm: “I will have no more close hugs—no more bodkin work, like last night. I care little for a wasp’s sting, yet I will not allow the insect to come near me if I have warning.”

“Keep your distance, then,” said Henry, extending his strong arm. “I won’t be giving any more close hugs—no more poking around like last night. I don’t care much for a wasp’s sting, but I won’t let the bug get close if I’m warned.”

Conachar smiled contemptuously. “I meant thee no harm,” he said. “My father’s son did thee but too much honour to spill such churl’s blood. I will pay you for it by the drop, that it may be dried up, and no longer soil my fingers.”

Conachar smiled with disdain. “I didn't mean to hurt you,” he said. “My father’s son wouldn’t dishonor himself by spilling the blood of such a lowlife. I’ll pay you for it by the drop so that it can dry up and no longer stain my fingers.”

“Peace, thou bragging ape!” said the smith: “the blood of a true man cannot be valued in gold. The only expiation would be that thou shouldst come a mile into the Low Country with two of the strongest galloglasses of thy clan; and while I dealt with them, I would leave thee to the correction of my apprentice, little Jankin.”

“Shut up, you bragging fool!” said the blacksmith. “The life of a real man isn’t worth anything in gold. The only way to make it right would be for you to come a mile into the Low Country with two of the strongest fighters from your clan; and while I deal with them, I’d leave you to my apprentice, little Jankin, to handle you.”

Here Catharine interposed. “Peace,” she said, “my trusty Valentine, whom I have a right to command; and peace you, Conachar, who ought to obey me as your master’s daughter. It is ill done to awaken again on the morrow the evil which has been laid to sleep at night.”

Here Catharine interrupted. “Enough,” she said, “my loyal Valentine, whom I can direct; and you too, Conachar, who should respect me as your master’s daughter. It’s wrong to bring back the troubles that were put to rest for the night.”

“Farewell, then, master,” said Conachar, after another look of scorn at the smith, which he only answered with a laugh—“farewell! and I thank you for your kindness, which has been more than I deserve. If I have at times seemed less than thankful, it was the fault of circumstances, and not of my will. Catharine—” He cast upon the maiden a look of strong emotion, in which various feelings were blended. He hesitated, as if to say something, and at length turned away with the single word “farewell.”

“Goodbye, then, master,” Conachar said, throwing another scornful look at the smith, who just replied with a laugh—“Goodbye! And I appreciate your kindness, which has been more than I deserve. If I’ve sometimes seemed ungrateful, it was due to circumstances, not my intention. Catharine—” He shot a look of deep emotion at the young woman, his feelings mixed. He hesitated, as if wanting to say something more, and finally turned away with just the word “goodbye.”

Five minutes afterwards, with Highland buskins on his feet and a small bundle in his hand, he passed through the north gate of Perth, and directed his course to the Highlands.

Five minutes later, wearing Highland boots and holding a small bundle, he walked through the north gate of Perth and headed toward the Highlands.

“There goes enough of beggary and of pride for a whole Highland clan,” said Henry. “He talks as familiarly of gold pieces as I would of silver pennies, and yet I will be sworn that the thumb of his mother’s worsted glove might hold the treasure of the whole clan.”

“There goes more than enough of begging and pride for an entire Highland clan,” said Henry. “He talks about gold coins as casually as I would about silver pennies, and yet I swear that the thumb of his mother’s worsted glove could hold the entire clan’s treasure.”

“Like enough,” said the glover, laughing at the idea; “his mother was a large boned woman, especially in the fingers and wrist.”

“Probably,” said the glover, laughing at the thought; “his mother was a big-boned woman, especially in her fingers and wrists.”

“And as for cattle,” continued Henry, “I reckon his father and brothers steal sheep by one at a time.”

“And as for cattle,” Henry continued, “I bet his father and brothers steal sheep one at a time.”

“The less we say of them the better,” said the glover, becoming again grave. “Brothers he hath none; his father is a powerful man—hath long hands—reaches as far as he can, and hears farther than it is necessary to talk of him.”

“The less we say about them, the better,” said the glover, becoming serious again. “He has no brothers; his father is a powerful man—his influence stretches far—he reaches as far as he can and hears more than is necessary to discuss him.”

“And yet he hath bound his only son apprentice to a glover in Perth?” said Henry. “Why, I should have thought the gentle craft, as it is called, of St. Crispin would have suited him best; and that, if the son of some great Mac or O was to become an artisan, it could only be in the craft where princes set him the example.”

“And yet he has bound his only son as an apprentice to a glover in Perth?” said Henry. “I would have thought the noble trade, as it’s called, of St. Crispin would suit him best; and that, if the son of some great Mac or O were to become a tradesman, it could only be in the craft where princes set him the example.”

This remark, though ironical, seemed to awaken our friend Simon’s sense of professional dignity, which was a prevailing feeling that marked the manners of the artisans of the time.

This comment, though ironic, seemed to awaken our friend Simon's sense of professional pride, which was a common sentiment among the artisans of the time.

“You err, son Henry,” he replied, with much gravity: “the glovers’ are the more honourable craft of the two, in regard they provide for the accommodation of the hands, whereas the shoemakers and cordwainers do but work for the feet.”

“You're mistaken, son Henry,” he said seriously. “The glovers have the more honorable trade of the two because they take care of the hands, while the shoemakers and cordwainers only work for the feet.”

“Both equally necessary members of the body corporate,” said Henry, whose father had been a cordwainer.

“Both equally necessary members of the corporate body,” said Henry, whose father had been a shoemaker.

“It may be so, my son,” said the glover; “but not both alike honourable. Bethink you, that we employ the hands as pledges of friendship and good faith, and the feet have no such privilege. Brave men fight with their hands; cowards employ their feet in flight. A glove is borne aloft; a shoe is trampled in the mire. A man greets a friend with his open hand; he spurns a dog, or one whom he holds as mean as a dog, with his advanced foot. A glove on the point of a spear is a sign and pledge of faith all the wide world over, as a gauntlet flung down is a gage of knightly battle; while I know no other emblem belonging to an old shoe, except that some crones will fling them after a man by way of good luck, in which practice I avow myself to entertain no confidence.”

“It might be true, my son,” said the glover; “but they’re not both equally honorable. Remember, we use our hands as symbols of friendship and trust, while feet don’t have that privilege. Brave men fight with their hands; cowards use their feet to run away. A glove is raised high; a shoe is stepped on in the dirt. A man greets a friend with an open hand; he kicks away a dog, or someone he thinks is as low as a dog, with his foot. A glove on the end of a spear is recognized everywhere as a sign and promise of loyalty, just like a thrown gauntlet is a challenge for a knightly duel; but I can’t think of any other meaning that belongs to an old shoe, except that some old women throw them after a man for good luck, and I have to say I don’t believe in that practice at all.”

“Nay,” said the smith, amused with his friend’s eloquent pleading for the dignity of the art he practised, “I am not the man, I promise you, to disparage the glover’s mystery. Bethink you, I am myself a maker of gauntlets. But the dignity of your ancient craft removes not my wonder, that the father of this Conachar suffered his son to learn a trade of any kind from a Lowland craftsman, holding us, as they do, altogether beneath their magnificent degree, and a race of contemptible drudges, unworthy of any other fate than to be ill used and plundered, as often as these bare breeched dunnie wassals see safety and convenience for doing so.”

“Nah,” said the blacksmith, amused by his friend's passionate defense of the respectability of his craft, “I’m not the type to look down on the glover’s skill. Remember, I make gauntlets myself. But just because I respect your ancient profession doesn’t diminish my surprise that the father of this Conachar allowed his son to learn any trade from a Lowland craftsman, who views us as beneath them, seeing us as nothing but a group of pathetic workers, undeserving of anything other than mistreatment and exploitation whenever these ragged peasant guys find it convenient.”

“Ay,” answered the glover, “but there were powerful reasons for—for—” he withheld something which seemed upon his lips, and went on: “for Conachar’s father acting as he did. Well, I have played fair with him, and I do not doubt but he will act honourably by me. But Conachar’s sudden leave taking has put me to some inconvenience. He had things under his charge. I must look through the booth.”

“Yeah,” replied the glover, “but there were strong reasons for—for—” he held back something that seemed on the tip of his tongue and continued: “for Conachar’s father acting the way he did. Well, I’ve been fair with him, and I have no doubt he’ll treat me honorably in return. But Conachar’s sudden departure has caused me some trouble. He had things he was responsible for. I need to check through the booth.”

“Can I help you, father?” said Henry Gow, deceived by the earnestness of his manner.

“Can I help you, Dad?” said Henry Gow, misled by the sincerity of his tone.

“You!—no,” said Simon, with a dryness which made Henry so sensible of the simplicity of his proposal, that he blushed to the eyes at his own dulness of comprehension, in a matter where love ought to have induced him to take his cue easily up.

“You!—no,” Simon said with a dryness that made Henry realize how simple his proposal was, causing him to blush intensely at his own lack of understanding in a situation where love should have made it easy for him to pick up on the right cues.

“You, Catharine,” said the glover, as he left the room, “entertain your Valentine for five minutes, and see he departs not till my return. Come hither with me, old Dorothy, and bestir thy limbs in my behalf.”

“You, Catharine,” said the glover as he was leaving the room, “entertain your Valentine for five minutes, and make sure he doesn’t leave until I come back. Come here with me, old Dorothy, and get moving on my behalf.”

He left the room, followed by the old woman; and Henry Smith remained with Catharine, almost for the first time in his life, entirely alone. There was embarrassment on the maiden’s part, and awkwardness on that of the lover, for about a minute; when Henry, calling up his courage, pulled the gloves out of his pocket with which Simon had supplied him, and asked her to permit one who had been so highly graced that morning to pay the usual penalty for being asleep at the moment when he would have given the slumbers of a whole twelvemonth to be awake for a single minute.

He left the room, followed by the old woman; and Henry Smith stayed behind with Catharine, for what felt like the first time in his life, completely alone. There was a bit of awkwardness on her end, and discomfort on his for about a minute; then Henry, mustering his courage, took out the gloves Simon had given him and asked her to let someone who had been so fortunate that morning pay the typical price for being asleep at a moment he would have given a whole year of sleep just to be awake for a single minute.

“Nay, but,” said Catharine, “the fulfilment of my homage to St. Valentine infers no such penalty as you desire to pay, and I cannot therefore think of accepting them.”

“Nah, but,” said Catharine, “the completion of my tribute to St. Valentine doesn’t mean I have to pay the price you want, so I can’t accept them.”

“These gloves,” said Henry, advancing his seat insidiously towards Catharine as he spoke, “were wrought by the hands that are dearest to you; and see—they are shaped for your own.”

“These gloves,” Henry said, subtly leaning his seat closer to Catharine as he spoke, “were made by the hands that are closest to you; and look—they're made just for you.”

He extended them as he spoke, and taking her arm in his robust hand, spread the gloves beside it to show how well they fitted.

He stretched them out as he talked, and taking her arm in his strong hand, placed the gloves next to it to show how perfectly they fit.

“Look at that taper arm,” he said, “look at these small fingers; think who sewed these seams of silk and gold, and think whether the glove and the arm which alone the glove can fit ought to remain separate, because the poor glove has had the misfortune to be for a passing minute in the keeping of a hand so swart and rough as mine.”

“Look at that slender arm,” he said, “look at these delicate fingers; consider who stitched these seams of silk and gold, and ponder whether the glove and the arm that only the glove can fit should stay apart, just because the poor glove has been unfortunate enough to spend a brief moment in the grasp of a hand as dark and rough as mine.”

“They are welcome as coming from my father,” said Catharine; “and surely not less so as coming from my friend (and there was an emphasis on the word), as well as my Valentine and preserver.”

“They are welcome because they’re from my father,” said Catharine; “and definitely not less so because they’re from my friend (and she emphasized the word), as well as my Valentine and savior.”

“Let me aid to do them on,” said the smith, bringing himself yet closer to her side; “they may seem a little over tight at first, and you may require some assistance.”

“Let me help you with those,” said the smith, moving even closer to her side; “they might feel a bit too tight at first, and you might need some help.”

“You are skilful in such service, good Henry Gow,” said the maiden, smiling, but at the same time drawing farther from her lover.

“You're really good at this kind of work, Henry Gow,” said the young woman, smiling but also moving further away from her lover.

“In good faith, no,” said Henry, shaking his head: “my experience has been in donning steel gauntlets on mailed knights, more than in fitting embroidered gloves upon maidens.”

“In good faith, no,” said Henry, shaking his head. “My experience has been putting on steel gauntlets for armored knights, rather than fitting embroidered gloves on ladies.”

“I will trouble you then no further, and Dorothy shall aid me, though there needs no assistance; my father’s eye and fingers are faithful to his craft: what work he puts through his hands is always true to the measure.”

“I won't bother you any longer, and Dorothy will help me, although I don’t really need any help; my father’s eye and hands are reliable in his work: whatever he creates is always precise.”

“Let me be convinced of it,” said the smith—“let me see that these slender gloves actually match the hands they were made for.”

“Let me be convinced,” said the smith. “Let me see that these thin gloves actually fit the hands they were made for.”

“Some other time, good Henry,” answered the maiden, “I will wear the gloves in honour of St. Valentine, and the mate he has sent me for the season. I would to Heaven I could pleasure my father as well in weightier matters; at present the perfume of the leather harms the headache I have had since morning.”

“Maybe another time, good Henry,” replied the young woman, “I’ll wear the gloves in honor of St. Valentine and the matching pair he’s sent me for the season. I wish I could please my father just as much in more serious matters; right now, the smell of the leather is making the headache I’ve had since this morning worse.”

“Headache, dearest maiden!” echoed her lover.

“Headache, my dear!” her lover echoed.

“If you call it heartache, you will not misname it,” said Catharine, with a sigh, and proceeded to speak in a very serious tone.

“If you call it heartache, you won’t be wrong,” said Catharine, with a sigh, and continued to speak in a very serious tone.

“Henry,” she said, “I am going perhaps to be as bold as I gave you reason to think me this morning; for I am about to speak the first upon a subject on which, it may well be, I ought to wait till I had to answer you. But I cannot, after what has happened this morning, suffer my feelings towards you to remain unexplained, without the possibility of my being greatly misconceived. Nay, do not answer till you have heard me out. You are brave, Henry, beyond most men, honest and true as the steel you work upon—”

“Henry,” she said, “I’m about to be perhaps bolder than you might think after this morning; because I’m going to be the first to bring up a topic that I should probably wait to discuss until you ask me. But I can’t let my feelings for you stay unspoken after what happened this morning, without risking that you might really misunderstand me. No, don’t say anything until I finish. You are brave, Henry, more than most men, and as honest and true as the steel you work with—”

“Stop—stop, Catharine, for mercy’s sake! You never said so much that was good concerning me, save to introduce some bitter censure, of which your praises were the harbingers. I am honest, and so forth, you would say, but a hot brained brawler, and common sworder or stabber.”

“Stop—stop, Catharine, for heaven's sake! You’ve never said much that was good about me, except to follow it up with some harsh criticism, which your compliments always seem to bring. You say I’m honest and so on, but a hot-headed fighter, and just some ordinary brawler or attacker.”

“I should injure both myself and you in calling you such. No, Henry, to no common stabber, had he worn a plume in his bonnet and gold spurs on his heels, would Catharine Glover have offered the little grace she has this day voluntarily done to you. If I have at times dwelt severely upon the proneness of your spirit to anger, and of your hand to strife, it is because I would have you, if I could so persuade you, hate in yourself the sins of vanity and wrath by which you are most easily beset. I have spoken on the topic more to alarm your own conscience than to express my opinion. I know as well as my father that, in these forlorn and desperate days, the whole customs of our nation, nay, of every Christian nation, may be quoted in favour of bloody quarrels for trifling causes, of the taking deadly and deep revenge for slight offences, and the slaughter of each other for emulation of honour, or often in mere sport. But I knew that for all these things we shall one day be called into judgment; and fain would I convince thee, my brave and generous friend, to listen oftener to the dictates of thy good heart, and take less pride in the strength and dexterity of thy unsparing arm.”

“I would harm both myself and you by calling you that. No, Henry, Catharine Glover wouldn’t have offered you the little grace she has today if he had been just a common attacker, even if he wore a feather in his hat and had golden spurs. If I’ve sometimes been harsh about your tendency to anger and violence, it’s because I want you, if I can persuade you, to despise the sins of vanity and wrath that easily trap you. I've talked about this more to provoke your own conscience than to share my thoughts. I know just like my father that in these bleak and desperate times, the customs of our nation, and indeed of every Christian nation, often promote bloody feuds over trivial matters, exacting deadly revenge for minor slights, and slaying one another in a quest for honor or even just for fun. But I know we will all eventually face judgment for these actions; and I would love to convince you, my brave and generous friend, to listen more often to your better nature and take less pride in the strength and skill of your merciless hand.”

“I am—I am convinced, Catharine” exclaimed Henry: “thy words shall henceforward be a law to me. I have done enough, far too much, indeed, for proof of my bodily strength and courage; but it is only from you, Catharine, that I can learn a better way of thinking. Remember, my fair Valentine, that my ambition of distinction in arms, and my love of strife, if it can be called such, do not fight even handed with my reason and my milder dispositions, but have their patrons and sticklers to egg them on. Is there a quarrel, and suppose that I, thinking on your counsels, am something loth to engage in it, believe you I am left to decide between peace or war at my own choosing? Not so, by St. Mary! there are a hundred round me to stir me on. ‘Why, how now, Smith, is thy mainspring rusted?’ says one. ‘Jolly Henry is deaf on the quarrelling ear this morning!’ says another. ‘Stand to it, for the honour of Perth,’ says my lord the Provost. ‘Harry against them for a gold noble,’ cries your father, perhaps. Now, what can a poor fellow do, Catharine, when all are hallooing him on in the devil’s name, and not a soul putting in a word on the other side?”

“I am—I am convinced, Catharine,” Henry exclaimed. “Your words will be a guiding principle for me from now on. I’ve proven my physical strength and courage enough, perhaps too much, but it’s only from you, Catharine, that I can learn a better way to think. Remember, my lovely Valentine, that my ambition for recognition in battle and my love for conflict, if it can even be called that, don’t compete fairly with my reason and gentler nature; they have their supporters who push them on. If there’s a fight, and I, considering your advice, am a bit reluctant to get involved, do you think I get to choose between peace and war on my own? Not at all, by St. Mary! There are a hundred people around me egging me on. ‘What’s wrong, Smith, is your spirit broken?’ says one. ‘Jolly Henry is ignoring the call for a fight this morning!’ says another. ‘Stand your ground, for the honor of Perth,’ says my lord the Provost. ‘Harry, take them on for a gold noble,’ your father might shout. Now, what can a poor guy do, Catharine, when everyone is urging him on for mischief, and not a single person is saying anything on the other side?”

“Nay, I know the devil has factors enough to utter his wares,” said Catharine; “but it is our duty to despise such idle arguments, though they may be pleaded even by those to whom we owe much love and honour.”

“Nah, I know the devil has enough tricks to sell his goods,” said Catharine; “but it’s our responsibility to ignore such pointless arguments, even if they come from those we love and respect greatly.”

“Then there are the minstrels, with their romaunts and ballads, which place all a man’s praise in receiving and repaying hard blows. It is sad to tell, Catharine, how many of my sins that Blind Harry the Minstrel hath to answer for. When I hit a downright blow, it is not—so save me—to do any man injury, but only to strike as William Wallace struck.”

“Then there are the minstrels, with their stories and songs, which define a man's worth by how he takes and gives hard hits. It’s unfortunate to admit, Catharine, how many of my wrongs that Blind Harry the Minstrel has to answer for. When I deliver a solid hit, it’s not—God help me—to harm anyone, but only to hit like William Wallace did.”

The minstrel’s namesake spoke this in such a tone of rueful seriousness, that Catharine could scarce forbear smiling; but nevertheless she assured him that the danger of his own and other men’s lives ought not for a moment to be weighed against such simple toys.

The minstrel’s namesake said this with such a tone of sad seriousness that Catharine could hardly keep from smiling; however, she still assured him that the risk to his life and the lives of others shouldn’t even be compared to such trivial things.

“Ay, but,” replied Henry, emboldened by her smiles, “methinks now the good cause of peace would thrive all the better for an advocate. Suppose, for example, that, when I am pressed and urged to lay hand on my weapon, I could have cause to recollect that there was a gentle and guardian angel at home, whose image would seem to whisper, ‘Henry, do no violence; it is my hand which you crimson with blood. Henry, rush upon no idle danger; it is my breast which you expose to injury;’ such thoughts would do more to restrain my mood than if every monk in Perth should cry, ‘Hold thy hand, on pain of bell, book, and candle.’”

“Yeah, but,” replied Henry, encouraged by her smiles, “I think now the good cause of peace would do even better with an advocate. Imagine, for example, that when I'm being pressured to reach for my weapon, I could remember that there was a gentle and protective angel at home, whose image would seem to whisper, ‘Henry, don't commit violence; it's my hands that you're staining with blood. Henry, don't rush into unnecessary danger; it's my heart that you're putting at risk;’ such thoughts would do more to calm me down than if every monk in Perth were shouting, ‘Stop right there, or you'll face the consequences!’”

“If such a warning as could be given by the voice of sisterly affection can have weight in the debate,” said Catharine, “do think that, in striking, you empurple this hand, that in receiving wounds you harm this heart.”

“If a warning that comes from sisterly love can have any influence in this discussion,” Catharine said, “please consider that by hitting, you bruise this hand, and by taking hits, you hurt this heart.”

The smith took courage at the sincerely affectionate tone in which these words were delivered.

The blacksmith felt encouraged by the genuinely loving tone in which those words were spoken.

“And wherefore not stretch your regard a degree beyond these cold limits? Why, since you are so kind and generous as to own some interest in the poor ignorant sinner before you, should you not at once adopt him as your scholar and your husband? Your father desires it, the town expects it, glovers and smiths are preparing their rejoicings, and you, only you, whose words are so fair and so kind, you will not give your consent.”

“And why not extend your view a little beyond these cold boundaries? Since you are so kind and generous to care about the poor, ignorant sinner in front of you, why not immediately take him on as your student and your husband? Your father wants it, the town expects it, the glovers and smiths are getting ready to celebrate, and you, only you, whose words are so beautiful and kind, will not give your approval.”

“Henry,” said Catharine, in a low and tremulous voice, “believe me I should hold it my duty to comply with my father’s commands, were there not obstacles invincible to the match which he proposes.”

“Henry,” Catharine said in a soft and trembling voice, “believe me, I would feel it was my duty to follow my father’s wishes if there weren’t insurmountable obstacles to the match he proposes.”

“Yet think—think but for a moment. I have little to say for myself in comparison of you, who can both read and write. But then I wish to hear reading, and could listen to your sweet voice for ever. You love music, and I have been taught to play and sing as well as some minstrels. You love to be charitable, I have enough to give, and enough to keep, as large a daily alms as a deacon gives would never be missed by me. Your father gets old for daily toil; he would live with us, as I should truly hold him for my father also. I would be as chary of mixing in causeless strife as of thrusting my hand into my own furnace; and if there came on us unlawful violence, its wares would be brought to an ill chosen market.”

“Just think for a moment. I don’t have much to say for myself compared to you, who can read and write. But I’d love to hear you read, and I could listen to your sweet voice forever. You enjoy music, and I’ve learned to play and sing just like some musicians. You like to be generous; I have enough to share and still keep what I need, so a big daily donation like a deacon gives wouldn’t be missed by me. Your father is getting old from working every day; he could live with us, and I would really see him as my father too. I’d be as careful about getting involved in pointless arguments as I would be about sticking my hand in fire; and if we faced any unlawful violence, its goods would be taken to a bad market.”

“May you experience all the domestic happiness which you can conceive, Henry, but with some one more happy than I am!”

“Hope you find all the happiness at home that you can imagine, Henry, but with someone even happier than I am!”

So spoke, or rather so sobbed, the Fair Maiden of Perth, who seemed choking in the attempt to restrain her tears.

So said, or rather so cried, the Fair Maiden of Perth, who appeared to be struggling to hold back her tears.

“You hate me, then?” said the lover, after a pause.

“You hate me, then?” said the lover, after a pause.

“Heaven is my witness, no.”

"Heaven is my witness, no."

“Or you love some other better?”

"Or do you love someone else more?"

“It is cruel to ask what it cannot avail you to know. But you are entirely mistaken.”

“It’s harsh to ask something that won’t benefit you to know. But you are completely wrong.”

“Yon wildcat, Conachar, perhaps?” said Henry. “I have marked his looks—”

“Could it be that wildcat, Conachar?” said Henry. “I’ve noticed his appearance—”

“You avail yourself of this painful situation to insult me, Henry, though I have little deserved it. Conachar is nothing to me, more than the trying to tame his wild spirit by instruction might lead me to take some interest in a mind abandoned to prejudices and passions, and therein, Henry, not unlike your own.”

"You take advantage of this difficult situation to insult me, Henry, even though I don’t really deserve it. Conachar means nothing to me; the only reason I would try to tame his wild spirit through guidance is that it might make me care about a mind lost in biases and emotions, which is, in many ways, not so different from your own."

“It must then be some of these flaunting silkworm sirs about the court,” said the armourer, his natural heat of temper kindling from disappointment and vexation—“some of those who think they carry it off through the height of their plumed bonnets and the jingle of their spurs. I would I knew which it was that, leaving his natural mates, the painted and perfumed dames of the court, comes to take his prey among the simple maidens of the burgher craft. I would I knew but his name and surname!”

“It must be some of those flashy nobles hanging around the court,” said the armor maker, his natural temper flaring up from disappointment and frustration—“some of those who think they impress everyone with their feathered hats and the sound of their spurs. I wish I knew which one it was that, abandoning his usual companions, the made-up and scented ladies of the court, comes to hunt among the simple daughters of the merchants. I just want to know his name!”

“Henry Smith,” said Catharine, shaking off the weakness which seemed to threaten to overpower her a moment before, “this is the language of an ungrateful fool, or rather of a frantic madman. I have told you already, there was no one who stood, at the beginning of this conference, more high in my opinion than he who is now losing ground with every word he utters in the tone of unjust suspicion and senseless anger. You had no title to know even what I have told you, which, I pray you to observe, implies no preference to you over others, though it disowns any preference of another to you. It is enough you should be aware that there is as insuperable an objection to what you desire as if an enchanter had a spell over my destiny.”

“Henry Smith,” Catharine said, shaking off the weakness that had almost overwhelmed her moments before, “this is the talk of an ungrateful fool, or even a crazed madman. I've told you before, there was no one who stood higher in my opinion at the start of this conversation than you, who is now losing respect with every word that comes out in unjust suspicion and pointless anger. You had no right to know even what I've shared with you, which, I ask you to notice, does not mean I favor you over others, but it does reject any idea of another person being favored over you. It’s enough for you to understand that there’s an unbreakable objection to what you want, as if an enchanter had cast a spell on my fate.”

“Spells may be broken by true men,” said, the smith. “I would it were come to that. Thorbiorn, the Danish armourer, spoke of a spell he had for making breastplates, by singing a certain song while the iron was heating. I told him that his runic rhymes were no proof against the weapons which fought at Loncarty—what farther came of it it is needless to tell, but the corselet and the wearer, and the leech who salved his wound, know if Henry Gow can break a spell or no.”

“Spells can be broken by honest men,” said the smith. “I wish it would come to that. Thorbiorn, the Danish armorer, talked about a spell he had for making breastplates by singing a specific song while the iron was heating. I told him that his runic rhymes were no match for the weapons used at Loncarty—what happened after that isn’t important to mention, but the corselet, the wearer, and the healer who treated his wound know whether Henry Gow can break a spell or not.”

Catharine looked at him as if about to return an answer little approving of the exploit he had vaunted, which the downright smith had not recollected was of a kind that exposed him to her frequent censure. But ere she had given words to her thoughts, her father thrust his head in at the door.

Catharine looked at him like she was about to give a response that wouldn't be very supportive of the stunt he had bragged about, which the straightforward blacksmith had forgotten was the kind of thing that often got him in trouble with her. But before she could express her thoughts, her father popped his head in through the door.

“Henry,” he said, “I must interrupt your more pleasing affairs, and request you to come into my working room in all speed, to consult about certain matters deeply affecting the weal of the burgh.”

“Henry,” he said, “I need to interrupt your more enjoyable activities and ask you to come to my workspace right away so we can discuss some issues that are seriously impacting the well-being of the town.”

Henry, making his obeisance to Catharine, left the apartment upon her father’s summons. Indeed, it was probably in favour of their future friendly intercourse, that they were parted on this occasion at the turn which the conversation seemed likely to take. For, as the wooer had begun to hold the refusal of the damsel as somewhat capricious and inexplicable after the degree of encouragement which, in his opinion, she had afforded; Catharine, on the other hand, considered him rather as an encroacher upon the grace which she had shown him than one whose delicacy rendered him deserving of such favour. But there was living in their bosoms towards each other a reciprocal kindness, which, on the termination of the dispute, was sure to revive, inducing the maiden to forget her offended delicacy, and the lover his slighted warmth of passion.

Henry, bowing to Catharine, left the room at her father's request. In fact, it was likely better for their future relationship that they parted at this moment, given the direction the conversation seemed to be headed. The suitor had started to see her refusal as somewhat arbitrary and hard to understand, especially after the level of encouragement he thought she’d shown. On the other hand, Catharine viewed him more as someone overstepping the kindness she had extended, rather than someone whose sensitivity warranted such attention. However, there was a mutual affection between them that would surely resurface after their disagreement, leading Catharine to overlook her hurt feelings, and the suitor to move past his wounded pride.





CHAPTER VII.

     This quarrel may draw blood another day.

     Henry IV. Part I.
This argument might lead to violence another time.

     Henry IV. Part I.

The conclave of citizens appointed to meet for investigating the affray of the preceding evening had now assembled. The workroom of Simon Glover was filled to crowding by personages of no little consequence, some of whom wore black velvet cloaks, and gold chains around their necks. They were, indeed, the fathers of the city; and there were bailies and deacons in the honoured number. There was an ireful and offended air of importance upon every brow as they conversed together, rather in whisper than aloud or in detail. Busiest among the busy, the little important assistant of the previous night, Oliver Proudfute by name, and bonnet maker by profession, was bustling among the crowd, much after the manner of the seagull, which flutters, screams, and sputters most at the commencement of a gale of wind, though one can hardly conceive what the bird has better to do than to fly to its nest and remain quiet till the gale is over.

The group of citizens chosen to investigate the fight from the previous evening had gathered. Simon Glover's workshop was packed with important figures, many of whom wore black velvet cloaks and gold chains around their necks. They were, after all, the city's leaders; among them were bailies and deacons. Every face showed an angry and offended sense of importance as they spoke to each other, mostly in whispers rather than loudly or in detail. The busiest of them all was Oliver Proudfute, the little assistant from the night before, who was a bonnet maker by trade. He darted around the crowd like a seagull that flutters, screams, and squawks at the first sign of a strong wind, even though it's hard to understand why the bird doesn't just return to its nest and stay quiet until the storm passes.

Be that as it may, Master Proudfute was in the midst of the crowd, his fingers upon every one’s button and his mouth in every man’s ear, embracing such as were near to his own stature, that he might more closely and mysteriously utter his sentiments; and standing on tiptoe, and supporting himself by the cloak collars of tall men, that he might dole out to them also the same share of information. He felt himself one of the heroes of the affair, being conscious of the dignity of superior information on the subject as an eyewitness, and much disposed to push his connexion with the scuffle a few points beyond the modesty of truth. It cannot be said that his communications were in especial curious and important, consisting chiefly of such assertions as these:

That being said, Master Proudfute was right in the middle of the crowd, his fingers on everyone's buttons and his mouth in every man's ear, talking to those close to his own height so he could more intimately and mysteriously share his thoughts; standing on tiptoes and using the cloak collars of taller men for support, so he could pass on the same bits of information to them too. He felt like one of the key players in the situation, fully aware of the prestige that came with being an eyewitness and eager to stretch his connection to the conflict a bit beyond the truth. It can't be said that what he shared was particularly interesting or significant, mostly just claims like these:

“It is all true, by St. John! I was there and saw it myself—was the first to run to the fray; and if it had not been for me and another stout fellow, who came in about the same time, they had broken into Simon Glover’s house, cut his throat, and carried his daughter off to the mountains. It is too evil usage—not to be suffered, neighbour Crookshank; not to be endured, neighbour Glass; not to be borne, neighbours Balneaves, Rollock, and Chrysteson. It was a mercy that I and that stout fellow came in, was it not, neighbour and worthy Bailie Craigdallie?”

“It’s all true, I swear! I was there and saw it myself—I was the first to rush in; and if it hadn’t been for me and another brave guy who showed up around the same time, they would have broken into Simon Glover’s house, slit his throat, and taken his daughter off to the mountains. It’s terrible treatment—not to be accepted, neighbor Crookshank; not to be tolerated, neighbor Glass; not to be put up with, neighbors Balneaves, Rollock, and Chrysteson. It was a blessing that I and that brave guy arrived, wasn’t it, neighbor and respected Bailie Craigdallie?”

These speeches were dispersed by the busy bonnet maker into sundry ears. Bailie Craigdallie, a portly guild brother, the same who had advised the prorogation of their civic council to the present place and hour, a big, burly, good looking man, shook the deacon from his cloak with pretty much the grace with which a large horse shrugs off the importunate fly that has beset him for ten minutes, and exclaimed, “Silence, good citizens; here comes Simon Glover, in whom no man ever saw falsehood. We will hear the outrage from his own mouth.”

These speeches were spread around by the busy hat maker to various people. Bailie Craigdallie, a stout guild member, the same guy who suggested postponing their civic council to this time and place, a big, burly, good-looking man, knocked the deacon's cloak off with about as much grace as a large horse shakes off an annoying fly that has been bothering it for ten minutes, and said, “Quiet down, good citizens; here comes Simon Glover, a man who has never been caught in a lie. We will hear the outrage directly from him.”

Simon being called upon to tell his tale, did so with obvious embarrassment, which he imputed to a reluctance that the burgh should be put in deadly feud with any one upon his account. It was, he dared to say, a masking or revel on the part of the young gallants about court; and the worst that might come of it would be, that he would put iron stanchions on his daughter’s window, in case of such another frolic.

Simon was asked to share his story, and he did so with clear embarrassment, which he attributed to his concern that the town would get into serious conflict because of him. He believed it was just a bit of fun or a prank from the young men at court; and the worst that could happen would be that he'd put iron bars on his daughter’s window to prevent something like this from happening again.

“Why, then, if this was a mere masking or mummery,” said Craigdallie, “our townsman, Harry of the Wind, did far wrong to cut off a gentleman’s hand for such a harmless pleasantry, and the town may be brought to a heavy fine for it, unless we secure the person of the mutilator.”

“Why, then, if this was just a facade or a joke,” said Craigdallie, “our townsman, Harry of the Wind, was completely wrong to cut off a gentleman’s hand for such a harmless joke, and the town could face a hefty fine for it, unless we capture the person who did the mutilating.”

“Our Lady forbid!” said the glover. “Did you know what I do, you would be as much afraid of handling this matter as if it were glowing iron. But, since you will needs put your fingers in the fire, truth must be spoken. And come what will, I must say, that the matter might have ended ill for me and mine, but for the opportune assistance of Henry Gow, the armourer, well known to you all.”

“Goodness, no!” said the glover. “If you knew what I do, you’d be just as scared to deal with this as if it were hot iron. But since you insist on getting involved, the truth has to be told. Whatever happens, I have to say that things could have ended badly for me and my family if it weren't for the timely help of Henry Gow, the armor maker, who you all know well.”

“And mine also was not awanting,” said Oliver Proudfute, “though I do not profess to be utterly so good a swordsman as our neighbour Henry Gow. You saw me, neighbour Glover, at the beginning of the fray?”

“And I’m not lacking either,” said Oliver Proudfute, “though I can’t claim to be as skilled a swordsman as our neighbor Henry Gow. You saw me, neighbor Glover, at the start of the fight?”

“I saw you after the end of it, neighbour,” answered the glover, drily.

“I saw you after it was over, neighbor,” replied the glover, dryly.

“True—true; I had forgot you were in your house while the blows were going, and could not survey who were dealing them.”

“True—true; I forgot you were in your house while the blows were happening and couldn't see who was delivering them.”

“Peace, neighbour Proudfute—I prithee, peace,” said Craigdallie, who was obviously tired of the tuneless screeching of the worthy deacon.

“Peace, neighbor Proudfute—I beg you, peace,” said Craigdallie, who was clearly fed up with the off-key screeching of the good deacon.

“There is something mysterious here,” said the bailie; “but I think I spy the secret. Our friend Simon is, as you all know, a peaceful man, and one that will rather sit down with wrong than put a friend, or say a neighbourhood, in danger to seek his redress. Thou, Henry, who art never wanting where the burgh needs a defender, tell us what thou knowest of this matter.”

“There’s something mysterious going on here,” said the bailie, “but I think I see the secret. Our friend Simon is, as you all know, a calm person, and he'd rather put up with injustice than put a friend or the neighborhood at risk to get his own justice. You, Henry, who are always ready when the town needs a defender, tell us what you know about this situation.”

Our smith told his story to the same purpose which we have already related; and the meddling maker of bonnets added as before, “And thou sawest me there, honest smith, didst thou not?”

Our smith shared his story for the same reason we've already discussed; and the nosy hat maker added again, “And you saw me there, honest smith, didn’t you?”

“Not I, in good faith, neighbour,” answered Henry; “but you are a little man, you know, and I might overlook you.”

“Not me, honestly, neighbor,” Henry replied; “but you're a bit of a small fry, you know, and I could easily overlook you.”

This reply produced a laugh at Oliver’s expense, who laughed for company, but added doggedly, “I was one of the foremost to the rescue for all that.”

This response made everyone laugh at Oliver's expense, and although he laughed along to fit in, he stubbornly added, “I was one of the first to come to the rescue despite all that.”

“Why, where wert thou, then, neighbour?” said the smith; “for I saw you not, and I would have given the worth of the best suit of armour I ever wrought to have seen as stout a fellow as thou at my elbow.”

“Why, where were you then, neighbor?” said the smith; “for I didn’t see you, and I would have given the value of the best suit of armor I ever made just to have seen as strong a guy as you at my side.”

“I was no farther off, however, honest smith; and whilst thou wert laying on blows as if on an anvil, I was parrying those that the rest of the villains aimed at thee behind thy back; and that is the cause thou sawest me not.”

"I wasn't far away, though, honest smith; while you were striking like you were at an anvil, I was blocking the hits that the other villains aimed at you from behind; that's why you didn't see me."

“I have heard of smiths of old time who had but one eye,” said Henry; “I have two, but they are both set in my forehead, and so I could not see behind my back, neighbour.”

“I’ve heard of blacksmiths from back in the day who only had one eye,” Henry said. “I have two, but they’re both in my forehead, so I can’t see behind my back, neighbor.”

“The truth is, however,” persevered Master Oliver, “there I was, and I will give Master Bailie my account of the matter; for the smith and I were first up to the fray.”

“The truth is, though,” continued Master Oliver, “there I was, and I will share my version of the story with Master Bailie; because the smith and I were the first to get into it.”

“Enough at present,” said the bailie, waving to Master Proudfute an injunction of silence. “The precognition of Simon Glover and Henry Gow would bear out a matter less worthy of belief. And now, my masters, your opinion what should be done. Here are all our burgher rights broken through and insulted, and you may well fancy that it is by some man of power, since no less dared have attempted such an outrage. My masters, it is hard on flesh and blood to submit to this. The laws have framed us of lower rank than the princes and nobles, yet it is against reason to suppose that we will suffer our houses to be broken into, and the honour of our women insulted, without some redress.”

“Enough for now,” said the bailie, signaling Master Proudfute to be quiet. “The testimonies of Simon Glover and Henry Gow would support a claim that’s hard to believe. Now, my friends, what do you think we should do? Our rights as citizens have been violated and disrespected, and it’s reasonable to think it’s someone powerful who did this, as only someone bold would attempt such an outrage. Friends, it’s tough for us to endure this. The laws may consider us of lower status than princes and nobles, but it’s unreasonable to think we will simply allow our homes to be invaded, and the dignity of our women to be disrespected, without seeking some form of justice.”

“It is not to be endured!” answered the citizens, unanimously.

“It can’t be tolerated!” replied the citizens, as one.

Here Simon Glover interfered with a very anxious and ominous countenance. “I hope still that all was not meant so ill as it seemed to us, my worthy neighbours; and I for one would cheerfully forgive the alarm and disturbance to my poor house, providing the Fair City were not brought into jeopardy for me. I beseech you to consider who are to be our judges that are to hear the case, and give or refuse redress. I speak among neighbours and friends, and therefore I speak openly. The King, God bless him! is so broken in mind and body, that he will but turn us over to some great man amongst his counsellors who shall be in favour for the time. Perchance he will refer us to his brother the Duke of Albany, who will make our petition for righting of our wrongs the pretence for squeezing money out of us.”

Here, Simon Glover stepped in, looking very worried and serious. “I still hope that things weren’t meant to be as bad as they seemed to us, my good neighbors; and I, for one, would gladly overlook the alarm and chaos at my poor home, as long as the Fair City isn’t put at risk because of me. I urge you to think about who our judges will be to hear the case and decide if we get justice or not. I’m speaking among friends, so I’ll be honest. The King, God bless him!, is so troubled in both mind and body that he will just hand us over to some powerful person among his advisors who’s in favor at the moment. Maybe he’ll send us to his brother, the Duke of Albany, who will use our request for justice as an excuse to squeeze money out of us.”

“We will none of Albany for our judge!” answered the meeting with the same unanimity as before.

“We don’t want Albany as our judge!” the meeting responded with the same unity as before.

“Or perhaps,” added Simon, “he will bid the Duke of Rothsay take charge of it; and the wild young prince will regard the outrage as something for his gay companions to scoff at, and his minstrels to turn into song.”

“Or maybe,” Simon added, “he’ll ask the Duke of Rothsay to handle it; and the reckless young prince will see the incident as something for his fun-loving friends to laugh at and his musicians to turn into a song.”

“Away with Rothsay! he is too gay to be our judge,” again exclaimed the citizens.

“Away with Rothsay! He’s too cheerful to be our judge,” the citizens exclaimed again.

Simon, emboldened by seeing he was reaching the point he aimed at, yet pronouncing the dreaded name with a half whisper, next added, “Would you like the Black Douglas better to deal with?”

Simon, encouraged by the fact that he was getting closer to his goal, but saying the feared name in a low voice, then added, “Would you prefer to deal with the Black Douglas instead?”

There was no answer for a minute. They looked on each other with fallen countenances and blanched lips.

There was no answer for a minute. They looked at each other with sad expressions and pale lips.

But Henry Smith spoke out boldly, and in a decided voice, the sentiments which all felt, but none else dared give words to: “The Black Douglas to judge betwixt a burgher and a gentleman, nay, a nobleman, for all I know or care! The black devil of hell sooner! You are mad, father Simon, so much as to name so wild a proposal.”

But Henry Smith spoke up confidently, expressing what everyone felt but no one else dared to say: “The Black Douglas judging between a townsman and a gentleman, not to mention a nobleman, for all I care! I'd sooner trust the devil himself! You must be crazy, Father Simon, to even suggest such a reckless idea.”

There was again a silence of fear and uncertainty, which was at length broken by Bailie Craigdallie, who, looking very significantly to the speaker, replied, “You are confident in a stout doublet, neighbour Smith, or you would not talk so boldly.”

There was once more a silence filled with fear and uncertainty, which was finally interrupted by Bailie Craigdallie, who, glancing meaningfully at the speaker, replied, “You’re feeling brave in your sturdy doublet, neighbor Smith, or you wouldn’t speak so boldly.”

“I am confident of a good heart under my doublet, such as it is, bailie,” answered the undaunted Henry; “and though I speak but little, my mouth shall never be padlocked by any noble of them all.”

“I’m sure I have a good heart under this doublet, for what it’s worth, bailie,” answered the fearless Henry; “and even though I don’t talk much, no noble will ever silence me.”

“Wear a thick doublet, good Henry, or do not speak so loud,” reiterated the bailie in the same significant tone. “There are Border men in the town who wear the bloody heart on their shoulder. But all this is no rede. What shall we do?”

“Wear a thick jacket, good Henry, or don’t speak so loudly,” the bailie repeated in the same serious tone. “There are Border men in town who wear the bloody heart on their shoulder. But none of this is helpful. What should we do?”

“Short rede, good rede,” said the smith. “Let us to our provost, and demand his countenance and assistance.”

“Quick talk, good advice,” said the smith. “Let’s go to our leader and ask for his support and help.”

A murmur of applause went through the party, and Oliver Proudfute exclaimed, “That is what I have been saying for this half hour, and not one of ye would listen to me. ‘Let us go to our provost,’ said I. ‘He is a gentleman himself, and ought to come between the burgh and the nobles in all matters.”

A murmur of applause swept through the party, and Oliver Proudfute exclaimed, “That’s what I’ve been saying for the last half hour, and none of you would listen to me. ‘Let’s go to our provost,’ I said. ‘He’s a gentleman himself and should mediate between the town and the nobles in all matters.”

“Hush, neighbours—hush; be wary what you say or do,” said a thin meagre figure of a man, whose diminutive person seemed still more reduced in size, and more assimilated to a shadow, by his efforts to assume an extreme degree of humility, and make himself, to suit his argument, look meaner yet, and yet more insignificant, than nature had made him.

“Hush, neighbors—hush; be careful what you say or do,” said a frail, scrawny man, whose small stature seemed even smaller and more like a shadow due to his attempts to display an exaggerated humility, making himself appear more pitiful and insignificant than nature had already made him.

“Pardon me,” said he; “I am but a poor pottingar. Nevertheless, I have been bred in Paris, and learned my humanities and my cursus medendi as well as some that call themselves learned leeches. Methinks I can tent this wound, and treat it with emollients. Here is our friend Simon Glover, who is, as you all know, a man of worship. Think you he would not be the most willing of us all to pursue harsh courses here, since his family honour is so nearly concerned? And since he blenches away from the charge against these same revellers, consider if he may not have some good reason more than he cares to utter for letting the matter sleep. It is not for me to put my finger on the sore; but, alack! we all know that young maidens are what I call fugitive essences. Suppose now, an honest maiden—I mean in all innocence—leaves her window unlatched on St. Valentine’s morn, that some gallant cavalier may—in all honesty, I mean—become her Valentine for the season, and suppose the gallant be discovered, may she not scream out as if the visit were unexpected, and—and—bray all this in a mortar, and then consider, will it be a matter to place the town in feud for?”

“Excuse me,” he said; “I’m just a poor potter. Still, I’ve been raised in Paris and learned my studies and my medical training like some who call themselves educated doctors. I think I can care for this wound and treat it with soothing ointments. Here is our friend Simon Glover, who is, as you all know, a respected man. Do you think he wouldn’t be the most eager among us to take serious action here, since his family’s honor is so closely tied to this? And since he shrinks from the accusations against these same revelers, consider whether he might have a good reason he’s not sharing for wanting to let things be. It’s not my place to point out the problem; but, alas! we all know that young women are what I call fleeting spirits. Imagine now, a respectable girl—I mean with pure intentions—leaves her window unlocked on St. Valentine’s morning so that some dashing gentleman may—in all sincerity—become her Valentine for the season, and let’s suppose the gentleman is caught. Couldn’t she scream as if the visit was totally unexpected, and—and—mix all this up like a recipe, and then think, will this become a matter that will divide the town?”

The pottingar delivered his opinion in a most insinuating manner; but he seemed to shrink into something less than his natural tenuity when he saw the blood rise in the old cheek of Simon Glover, and inflame to the temples the complexion of the redoubted smith.

The pottinger shared his opinion in a very suggestive way, but he appeared to shrink to something less than his usual thinness when he noticed the blood rushing to Simon Glover's aged cheek, making the formidable smith’s complexion flush all the way to his temples.

The last, stepping forward, and turning a stern look on the alarmed pottingar, broke out as follows: “Thou walking skeleton! thou asthmatic gallipot! thou poisoner by profession! if I thought that the puff of vile breath thou hast left could blight for the tenth part of a minute the fair fame of Catharine Glover, I would pound thee, quacksalver! in thine own mortar, and beat up thy wretched carrion with flower of brimstone, the only real medicine in thy booth, to make a salve to rub mangy hounds with!”

The last person stepped forward and gave a stern look to the shocked pottingar, saying, “You walking skeleton! You wheezing pot! You professional poisoner! If I thought that the disgusting breath you left behind could ruin even a piece of Catharine Glover's good name for a moment, I would smash you, quack! in your own mortar and mix your miserable remains with flower of brimstone, the only real medicine in your booth, to make a salve for rubbing on mangy dogs!”

“Hold, son Henry—hold!” cried the glover, in a tone of authority, “no man has title to speak of this matter but me. Worshipful Bailie Craigdallie, since such is the construction that is put upon my patience, I am willing to pursue this riot to the uttermost; and though the issue may prove that we had better have been patient, you will all see that my Catharine hath not by any lightness or folly of hers afforded grounds for this great scandal.”

“Hold on, son Henry—hold on!” shouted the glover, in a commanding voice, “no one has the right to discuss this matter but me. Honorable Bailie Craigdallie, since my patience is being tested this way, I am ready to take this riot to the very end; and even if the outcome shows that we should have been more patient, you will all see that my Catharine has not given any reason for this huge scandal through her own lightness or foolishness.”

The bailie also interposed. “Neighbour Henry,” said he, “we came here to consult, and not to quarrel. As one of the fathers of the Fair City, I command thee to forego all evil will and maltalent you may have against Master Pottingar Dwining.”

The bailie also stepped in. "Neighbor Henry," he said, "we're here to talk, not to fight. As one of the leaders of the Fair City, I urge you to let go of any bad feelings or resentment you have against Master Pottingar Dwining."

“He is too poor a creature, bailie,” said Henry Gow, “for me to harbour feud with—I that could destroy him and his booth with one blow of my forehammer.”

“He's too pathetic, bailie,” said Henry Gow, “for me to hold a grudge against—I could take him and his booth down with one hit from my forehammer.”

“Peace, then, and hear me,” said the official. “We all are as much believers in the honour of the Fair Maiden of Perth as in that of our Blessed Lady.” Here he crossed himself devoutly. “But touching our appeal to our provost, are you agreed, neighbours, to put matter like this into our provost’s hand, being against a powerful noble, as is to be feared?”

“Calm down and listen to me,” said the official. “We all believe in the honor of the Fair Maiden of Perth just as much as we believe in our Blessed Lady.” Here he crossed himself devoutly. “But regarding our appeal to our provost, are you all in agreement, neighbors, to hand this matter over to our provost, considering we are going against a powerful noble, which is a real concern?”

“The provost being himself a nobleman,” squeaked the pottingar, in some measure released from his terror by the intervention of the bailie. “God knows, I speak not to the disparagement of an honourable gentleman, whose forebears have held the office he now holds for many years—”

“The provost is a nobleman,” squeaked the pottingar, feeling a bit relieved from his fear thanks to the bailie's intervention. “Honestly, I'm not trying to speak poorly of a respectable gentleman whose family has held the position he currently has for many years—”

“By free choice of the citizens of Perth,” said the smith, interrupting the speaker with the tones of his deep and decisive voice.

“By the free choice of the citizens of Perth,” said the smith, interrupting the speaker with his deep, authoritative voice.

“Ay, surely,” said the disconcerted orator, “by the voice of the citizens. How else? I pray you, friend Smith, interrupt me not. I speak to our worthy and eldest bailie, Craigdallie, according to my poor mind. I say that, come amongst us how he will, still this Sir Patrick Charteris is a nobleman, and hawks will not pick hawks’ eyes out. He may well bear us out in a feud with the Highlandmen, and do the part of our provost and leader against them; but whether he that himself wears silk will take our part against broidered cloak and cloth of gold, though he may do so against tartan and Irish frieze, is something to be questioned. Take a fool’s advice. We have saved our Maiden, of whom I never meant to speak harm, as truly I knew none. They have lost one man’s hand, at least, thanks to Harry Smith—”

“Yeah, for sure,” said the confused speaker, “by the voices of the people. How else? Please, friend Smith, don’t interrupt me. I’m speaking to our respected and oldest bailie, Craigdallie, based on my humble opinion. I say that, no matter how he comes among us, this Sir Patrick Charteris is still a nobleman, and hawks don’t pick at each other’s eyes. He could certainly support us in a feud with the Highlanders and act as our provost and leader against them; but whether he, who wears silk himself, will support us against those in embroidered cloaks and cloth of gold, even though he might do so against tartan and Irish frieze, is something to think about. Take it from a fool. We have saved our Maiden, and I never intended to speak ill of her, as I truly knew none. They’ve lost at least one man’s hand, thanks to Harry Smith—”

“And to me,” added the little important bonnet maker.

“And to me,” added the little important hat maker.

“And to Oliver Proudfute, as he tells us,” continued the pottingar, who contested no man’s claim to glory provided he was not himself compelled to tread the perilous paths which lead to it. “I say, neighbours, since they have left a hand as a pledge they will never come in Couvrefew Street again, why, in my simple mind, we were best to thank our stout townsman, and the town having the honour and these rakehells the loss, that we should hush the matter up and say no more about it.”

“And to Oliver Proudfute, as he tells us,” continued the pottinger, who didn’t challenge anyone’s claim to glory as long as he wasn’t forced to walk the dangerous paths that led to it. “I say, neighbors, since they’ve left a hand as a pledge they’ll never come back to Couvrefew Street again, well, in my simple mind, it’s best for us to thank our brave townsman. With the town gaining the honor and these troublemakers the loss, we should keep this quiet and not speak of it anymore.”

These pacific counsels had their effect with some of the citizens, who began to nod and look exceedingly wise upon the advocate of acquiescence, with whom, notwithstanding the offence so lately given, Simon Glover seemed also to agree in opinion. But not so Henry Smith, who, seeing the consultation at a stand, took up the speech in his usual downright manner.

These peaceful suggestions had an impact on some of the citizens, who started to nod and appear quite wise in support of the advocate for acceptance. Despite the recent offense, Simon Glover also seemed to agree with this view. However, Henry Smith disagreed; seeing that the discussion had stalled, he spoke up in his usual straightforward way.

“I am neither the oldest nor the richest among you, neighbours, and I am not sorry for it. Years will come, if one lives to see them; and I can win and spend my penny like another, by the blaze of the furnace and the wind of the bellows. But no man ever saw me sit down with wrong done in word or deed to our fair town, if man’s tongue and man’s hand could right it. Neither will I sit down with this outrage, if I can help it. I will go to the provost myself, if no one will go with me; he is a knight, it is true, and a gentleman of free and true born blood, as we all know, since Wallace’s time, who settled his great grandsire amongst us. But if he were the proudest nobleman in the land, he is the Provost of Perth, and for his own honour must see the freedoms and immunities of the burgh preserved—ay, and I know he will. I have made a steel doublet for him, and have a good guess at the kind of heart that it was meant to cover.”

“I’m neither the oldest nor the richest among you, neighbors, and I’m not sorry about it. Years will come, if one lives to see them; and I can earn and spend my share like anyone else, by the glow of the furnace and the blast of the bellows. But no one has ever seen me sit down with wrongs done in word or deed to our fair town, if a man’s tongue and a man’s hand could put it right. I won’t sit down with this outrage, if I can help it. I’ll go to the provost myself, even if no one goes with me; he’s a knight, it’s true, and a gentleman of free and noble blood, as we all know, since Wallace’s time, who settled his great-grandfather among us. But even if he were the proudest nobleman in the land, he’s the Provost of Perth, and for his own honor, he must ensure the freedoms and rights of the burgh are protected—yes, and I know he will. I’ve made him a steel doublet, and I have a good idea of the kind of heart it was meant to protect.”

“Surely,” said Bailie Craigdallie, “it would be to no purpose to stir at court without Sir Patrick Charteris’s countenance: the ready answer would be, ‘Go to your provost, you borrel loons.’ So, neighbours and townsmen, if you will stand by my side, I and our pottingar Dwining will repair presently to Kinfauns, with Sim Glover, the jolly smith, and gallant Oliver Proudfute, for witnesses to the onslaught, and speak with Sir Patrick Charteris, in name of the fair town.”

“Surely,” said Bailie Craigdallie, “it wouldn’t be worth going to court without Sir Patrick Charteris’s support: the immediate response would be, ‘Go to your mayor, you silly fools.’ So, neighbors and townsfolk, if you will stand by my side, I and our gardener Dwining will head over to Kinfauns right away, along with Sim Glover, the cheerful blacksmith, and brave Oliver Proudfute, to witness the attack, and speak with Sir Patrick Charteris on behalf of our lovely town.”

“Nay,” said the peaceful man of medicine, “leave me behind, I pray you: I lack audacity to speak before a belted knight.”

“Nah,” said the calm doctor, “just leave me out of this, please: I don’t have the guts to speak in front of a knight.”

“Never regard that, neighbour, you must go,” said Bailie Craigdallie. “The town hold me a hot headed carle for a man of threescore; Sim Glover is the offended party; we all know that Harry Gow spoils more harness with his sword than he makes with his hammer and our neighbour Proudfute, who, take his own word, is at the beginning and end of every fray in Perth, is of course a man of action. We must have at least one advocate amongst us for peace and quietness; and thou, pottingar, must be the man. Away with you, sirs, get your boots and your beasts—horse and hattock, I say, and let us meet at the East Port; that is, if it is your pleasure, neighbours, to trust us with the matter.”

“Don’t think about that, neighbor, you have to go,” said Bailie Craigdallie. “The town sees me as a hot-headed guy for someone who's sixty; Sim Glover is the one who's upset; we all know that Harry Gow messes up more gear with his sword than he makes with his hammer, and our neighbor Proudfute, who claims he's involved in every fight in Perth, is definitely a man of action. We need at least one person among us to advocate for peace and quiet; and you, pottingar, must be that person. Hurry up, everyone, get your boots and your animals—horse and cart, I say, and let’s meet at the East Port; that is, if you all agree to trust us with this.”

“There can be no better rede, and we will all avouch it,” said the citizens. “If the provost take our part, as the Fair Town hath a right to expect, we may bell the cat with the best of them.”

“There can be no better solution, and we all agree on that,” said the citizens. “If the provost supports us, as the Fair Town has a right to expect, we can handle this challenge like the best of them.”

“It is well, then, neighbours,” answered the bailie; “so said, so shall be done. Meanwhile, I have called the whole town council together about this hour, and I have little doubt,” looking around the company, “that, as so many of them who are in this place have resolved to consult with our provost, the rest will be compliant to the same resolution. And, therefore, neighbours, and good burghers of the Fair City of Perth, horse and hattock, as I said before, and meet me at the East Port.”

“It’s settled then, neighbors,” the bailie replied. “What’s been said will be done. In the meantime, I’ve gathered the whole town council here about this time, and I have no doubt,” he glanced around at the group, “that since many of those present have decided to talk with our provost, the others will agree to the same plan. So, neighbors and good citizens of the Fair City of Perth, horse and hattock, as I mentioned before, meet me at the East Port.”

A general acclamation concluded the sitting of this species of privy council, or Lords of the Articles; and they dispersed, the deputation to prepare for the journey, and the rest to tell their impatient wives and daughters of the measures they had taken to render their chambers safe in future against the intrusion of gallants at unseasonable hours.

A general cheer wrapped up this type of private council, or Lords of the Articles; and they broke up, with the representatives getting ready for the journey, while the others went to share with their eager wives and daughters the steps they had taken to make their rooms safe from unwanted visitors at inappropriate hours.

While nags are saddling, and the town council debating, or rather putting in form what the leading members of their body had already adopted, it may be necessary, for the information of some readers, to state in distinct terms what is more circuitously intimated in the course of the former discussion.

While the horses are being saddled and the town council is debating, or rather formalizing what the main members of their group have already agreed upon, it might be helpful for some readers to clearly state what has been implied more indirectly during the previous discussion.

It was the custom at this period, when the strength of the feudal aristocracy controlled the rights, and frequently insulted the privileges, of the royal burghs of Scotland, that the latter, where it was practicable, often chose their provost, or chief magistrate, not out of the order of the merchants, shopkeepers, and citizens, who inhabited the town itself, and filled up the roll of the ordinary magistracy, but elected to that preeminent state some powerful nobleman, or baron, in the neighbourhood of the burgh, who was expected to stand their friend at court in such matters as concerned their common weal, and to lead their civil militia to fight, whether in general battle or in private feud, reinforcing them with his own feudal retainers. This protection was not always gratuitous. The provosts sometimes availed themselves of their situation to an unjustifiable degree, and obtained grants of lands and tenements belonging to the common good, or public property of the burgh, and thus made the citizens pay dear for the countenance which they afforded. Others were satisfied to receive the powerful aid of the townsmen in their own feudal quarrels, with such other marks of respect and benevolence as the burgh over which they presided were willing to gratify them with, in order to secure their active services in case of necessity. The baron, who was the regular protector of a royal burgh, accepted such freewill offerings without scruple, and repaid them by defending the rights of the town by arguments in the council and by bold deeds in the field.

It was common at this time, when the feudal aristocracy held power over the rights and often disregarded the privileges of the royal burghs of Scotland, for these burghs, when possible, to choose their provost, or chief magistrate, not from the local merchants, shopkeepers, and citizens who lived in the town and filled the usual magistracy roles, but rather to elect a powerful nobleman or baron from the surrounding area. This noble was expected to support them at court regarding matters that affected their welfare and to lead their civil militia in battles, whether in major conflicts or personal feuds, bolstered by his own feudal retainers. However, this protection was not always free. Provosts sometimes exploited their positions unjustly, obtaining land and property belonging to the common good or public assets of the burgh, making the citizens pay heavily for their support. Others were content to receive the noble's help in their own feudal disputes, along with any other gestures of respect and goodwill that the burgh was willing to offer, to secure their active assistance when needed. The baron, who was the regular protector of a royal burgh, accepted such goodwill without hesitation and repaid it by defending the town's rights through persuasive arguments in council and courageous actions in battle.

The citizens of the town, or, as they loved better to call it, the Fair City, of Perth, had for several generations found a protector and provost of this kind in the knightly family of Charteris, Lords of Kinfauns, in the neighbourhood of the burgh. It was scarce a century (in the time of Robert III) since the first of this distinguished family had settled in the strong castle which now belonged to them, with the picturesque and fertile scenes adjoining to it. But the history of the first settler, chivalrous and romantic in itself, was calculated to facilitate the settlement of an alien in the land in which his lot was cast. We relate it as it is given by an ancient and uniform tradition, which carries in it great indications of truth, and is warrant enough, perhaps, for it insertion in graver histories than the present.

The people of the town, or as they preferred to call it, the Fair City of Perth, had for many generations found a protector and leader in the knightly family of Charteris, Lords of Kinfauns, nearby the town. It had been almost a century (during the time of Robert III) since the first of this notable family settled in the strong castle that now belonged to them, along with the beautiful and fertile lands surrounding it. The story of the first settler, adventurous and romantic in nature, helped ease the acceptance of an outsider in the land where he would live. We share it as it has been passed down through an ancient and consistent tradition, which holds significant signs of truth and may warrant its inclusion in more serious histories than this one.

During the brief career of the celebrated patriot Sir William Wallace, and when his arms had for a time expelled the English invaders from his native country, he is said to have undertaken a voyage to France, with a small band of trusty friends, to try what his presence (for he was respected through all countries for his prowess) might do to induce the French monarch to send to Scotland a body of auxiliary forces, or other assistance, to aid the Scots in regaining their independence.

During the short career of the famous patriot Sir William Wallace, after he had temporarily driven the English invaders out of his homeland, he reportedly took a trip to France with a small group of loyal friends. He wanted to see if his presence—since he was respected in all countries for his bravery—could persuade the French king to send troops or other help to Scotland to support the Scots in their fight for independence.

The Scottish Champion was on board a small vessel, and steering for the port of Dieppe, when a sail appeared in the distance, which the mariners regarded, first with doubt and apprehension, and at last with confusion and dismay. Wallace demanded to know what was the cause of their alarm. The captain of the ship informed him that the tall vessel which was bearing down, with the purpose of boarding that which he commanded, was the ship of a celebrated rover, equally famed for his courage, strength of body, and successful piracies. It was commanded by a gentleman named Thomas de Longueville, a Frenchman by birth, but by practice one of those pirates who called themselves friends to the sea and enemies to all who sailed upon that element. He attacked and plundered vessels of all nations, like one of the ancient Norse sea kings, as they were termed, whose dominion was upon the mountain waves. The master added that no vessel could escape the rover by flight, so speedy was the bark he commanded; and that no crew, however hardy, could hope to resist him, when, as was his usual mode of combat, he threw himself on board at the head of his followers.

The Scottish Champion was on a small ship, heading for the port of Dieppe, when a sail appeared in the distance. The sailors looked at it first with doubt and worry, then eventually with confusion and fear. Wallace asked what was causing their panic. The ship's captain told him that the large vessel approaching them was commanded by a notorious pirate, known for his bravery, physical strength, and successful raids. The pirate was named Thomas de Longueville, a Frenchman by birth but a pirate by choice, claiming to be a friend of the sea and an enemy of anyone who sailed on it. He attacked and looted ships from all nations, like the ancient Norse sea kings who ruled the turbulent waves. The captain added that no ship could escape the pirate's speed, and no crew, no matter how brave, could hope to fight him off when he typically led his men on board during battle.

Wallace smiled sternly, while the master of the ship, with alarm in his countenance and tears in his eyes, described to him the certainty of their being captured by the Red Rover, a name given to De Longueville, because he usually displayed the blood red flag, which he had now hoisted.

Wallace smiled seriously as the captain of the ship, looking worried and in tears, told him how likely they were to be captured by the Red Rover—a name given to De Longueville because he typically flew the blood-red flag, which he had now raised.

“I will clear the narrow seas of this rover,” said Wallace.

“I will clear the narrow seas of this pirate,” said Wallace.

Then calling together some ten or twelve of his own followers, Boyd, Kerlie, Seton, and others, to whom the dust of the most desperate battle was like the breath of life, he commanded them to arm themselves, and lie flat upon the deck, so as to be out of sight. He ordered the mariners below, excepting such as were absolutely necessary to manage the vessel; and he gave the master instructions, upon pain of death, so to steer as that, while the vessel had an appearance of attempting to fly, he should in fact permit the Red Rover to come up with them and do his worst. Wallace himself then lay down on the deck, that nothing might be seen which could intimate any purpose of resistance. In a quarter of an hour De Longueville’s vessel ran on board that of the Champion, and the Red Rover, casting out grappling irons to make sure of his prize, jumped on the deck in complete armour, followed by his men, who gave a terrible shout, as if victory had been already secured. But the armed Scots started up at once, and the rover found himself unexpectedly engaged with men accustomed to consider victory as secure when they were only opposed as one to two or three. Wallace himself rushed on the pirate captain, and a dreadful strife began betwixt them with such fury that the others suspended their own battle to look on, and seemed by common consent to refer the issue of the strife to the fate of the combat between the two chiefs. The pirate fought as well as man could do; but Wallace’s strength was beyond that of ordinary mortals. He dashed the sword from the rover’s hand, and placed him in such peril that, to avoid being cut down, he was fain to close with the Scottish Champion in hopes of overpowering him in the grapple. In this also he was foiled. They fell on the deck, locked in each other’s arms, but the Frenchman fell undermost; and Wallace, fixing his grasp upon his gorget, compressed it so closely, notwithstanding it was made of the finest steel, that the blood gushed from his eyes, nose, and month, and he was only able to ask for quarter by signs. His men threw down their weapons and begged for mercy when they saw their leader thus severely handled. The victor granted them all their lives, but took possession of their vessel, and detained them prisoners.

Then, gathering about ten or twelve of his followers—Boyd, Kerlie, Seton, and others, for whom the dust of an intense battle was like the breath of life—he told them to arm themselves and lie flat on the deck, so they wouldn't be seen. He ordered the crew below deck, except for those absolutely needed to operate the ship. He instructed the captain, under threat of death, to steer in a way that would make it seem like the ship was trying to escape, while actually allowing the Red Rover to catch up and do his worst. Wallace then lay down on the deck, so nothing would show any intent to resist. In about fifteen minutes, De Longueville’s ship collided with the Champion, and the Red Rover, throwing out grappling hooks to secure his prize, jumped onto the deck in full armor, followed by his men who let out a terrible shout as if victory was already theirs. But the armed Scots sprang up at once, and the rover found himself unexpectedly facing men who expected victory when odds were one to two or three. Wallace charged at the pirate captain, and a fierce struggle began between them with such intensity that the others paused their fights to watch, seemingly agreeing to let the outcome depend on the duel between the two leaders. The pirate fought as well as anyone could, but Wallace’s strength was greater than that of ordinary men. He knocked the sword from the rover’s hand and put him in such danger that to avoid being killed, the pirate had to grapple with the Scottish Champion, hoping to overpower him. He failed in that too. They fell onto the deck, locked in each other’s arms, but the Frenchman ended up underneath. Wallace, gripping his gorget, squeezed it so tightly that, despite being made of the finest steel, blood poured from his eyes, nose, and mouth, and he could only signal for mercy. His men dropped their weapons and pleaded for mercy when they saw their leader in such a dire situation. The victor spared their lives but took control of their ship and held them as prisoners.

When he came in sight of the French harbour, Wallace alarmed the place by displaying the rover’s colours, as if De Longueville was coming to pillage the town. The bells were rung backward, horns were blown, and the citizens were hurrying to arms, when the scene changed. The Scottish Lion on his shield of gold was raised above the piratical flag, and announced that the Champion of Scotland was approaching, like a falcon with his prey in his clutch. He landed with his prisoner, and carried him to the court of France, where, at Wallace’s request, the robberies which the pirate had committed were forgiven, and the king even conferred the honour of knighthood on Sir Thomas de Longueville, and offered to take him into his service. But the rover had contracted such a friendship for his generous victor, that he insisted on uniting his fortunes with those of Wallace, with whom he returned to Scotland, and fought by his side in many a bloody battle, where the prowess of Sir Thomas de Longueville was remarked as inferior to that of none, save of his heroic conqueror. His fate also was more fortunate than that of his patron. Being distinguished by the beauty as well as strength of his person, he rendered himself so acceptable to a young lady, heiress of the ancient family of Charteris, that she chose him for her husband, bestowing on him with her hand the fair baronial Castle of Kinfauns, and the domains annexed to it. Their descendants took the name of Charteris, as connecting themselves with their maternal ancestors, the ancient proprietors of the property, though the name of Thomas de Longueville was equally honoured amongst them; and the large two handed sword with which he mowed the ranks of war was, and is still, preserved among the family muniments. Another account is, that the family name of De Longueville himself was Charteris. The estate afterwards passed to a family of Blairs, and is now the property of Lord Gray.

When he spotted the French harbor, Wallace caused a stir by raising the rover’s colors, making it seem like De Longueville was about to raid the town. The bells rang in alarm, horns were blown, and the townspeople rushed to arm themselves, when the situation changed. The Scottish Lion on his gold shield was lifted above the pirate flag, signaling that the Champion of Scotland was arriving, like a falcon clutching its catch. He landed with his prisoner and took him to the court of France, where, at Wallace’s request, the crimes committed by the pirate were pardoned, and the king even honored Sir Thomas de Longueville with knighthood, offering to recruit him for service. But the pirate had developed such a bond with his noble captor that he insisted on joining his fortunes with Wallace's, returning to Scotland with him and fighting alongside him in many fierce battles, where Sir Thomas de Longueville's prowess was noted to be second only to his heroic conqueror's. His fate turned out to be luckier than that of his patron. With his remarkable beauty as well as strength, he became so appealing to a young lady, the heiress of the ancient Charteris family, that she chose him as her husband, granting him her hand along with the beautiful baronial Castle of Kinfauns and its attached lands. Their descendants adopted the name Charteris to link themselves with their maternal ancestors, the original owners of the property, though Thomas de Longueville's name was equally esteemed among them; the large two-handed sword he used in battle is still preserved among the family relics. Another version states that De Longueville's family name was in fact Charteris. Later, the estate passed to a family of Blairs and is now owned by Lord Gray.

These barons of Kinfauns, from father to son, held, for several generations, the office of Provost of Perth, the vicinity of the castle and town rendering it a very convenient arrangement for mutual support. The Sir Patrick of this history had more than once led out the men of Perth to battles and skirmishes with the restless Highland depredators, and with other enemies, foreign and domestic. True it is, he used sometimes to be weary of the slight and frivolous complaints unnecessarily brought before him, and in which he was requested to interest himself. Hence he had sometimes incurred the charge of being too proud as a nobleman, or too indolent as a man of wealth, and one who was too much addicted to the pleasures of the field and the exercise of feudal hospitality, to bestir himself upon all and every occasion when the Fair Town would have desired his active interference. But, notwithstanding that this occasioned some slight murmuring, the citizens, upon any serious cause of alarm, were wont to rally around their provost, and were warmly supported by him both in council and action.

These barons of Kinfauns, passing down their position from father to son, served as Provosts of Perth for several generations. Their location near the castle and town made it a practical setup for mutual support. Sir Patrick, the central figure in this story, led the men of Perth into battles and skirmishes against the restless Highland raiders and other enemies, both foreign and domestic. It’s true that he sometimes grew tired of the petty and trivial complaints that were brought to him, asking for his involvement. Because of this, he occasionally faced accusations of being too proud as a nobleman or too lazy as a wealthy man, too focused on outdoor pleasures and hosting guests to take action every time the citizens of the Fair Town expected him to step in. However, despite this causing some minor discontent, the townspeople typically rallied around their provost in times of serious danger, and he supported them wholeheartedly in both discussions and actions.





CHAPTER VIII.

     Within the bounds of Annandale
     The gentle Johnstones ride;
     They have been there a thousand years,
     A thousand more they’ll bide.

     Old Ballad.
     Within the limits of Annandale
     The kind Johnstones ride;
     They’ve been there for a thousand years,
     A thousand more they’ll stay. 

     Old Ballad.

The character and quality of Sir Patrick Charteris, the Provost of Perth, being such as we have sketched in the last chapter, let us now return to the deputation which was in the act of rendezvousing at the East Port, in order to wait upon that dignitary with their complaints at Kinfauns.

The character and quality of Sir Patrick Charteris, the Provost of Perth, being as we described in the last chapter, let’s now return to the group that was gathering at the East Port, ready to approach that dignitary with their complaints at Kinfauns.

And first appeared Simon Glover, on a pacing palfrey, which had sometimes enjoyed the honour of bearing the fairer person as well as the lighter weight of his beautiful daughter. His cloak was muffled round the lower part of his face, as a sign to his friends not to interrupt him by any questions while he passed through the streets, and partly, perhaps, on account of the coldness of the weather. The deepest anxiety was seated on his brow, as if the more he meditated on the matter he was engaged in, the more difficult and perilous it appeared. He only greeted by silent gestures his friends as they came to the rendezvous.

And first came Simon Glover, riding a pacing horse that had sometimes carried his beautiful daughter as well. His cloak was wrapped around the lower part of his face, signaling to his friends not to interrupt him with questions while he moved through the streets, and maybe also because it was cold out. A deep worry lingered on his brow, as if the more he thought about what he was involved in, the more complicated and dangerous it seemed. He silently greeted his friends with gestures as they arrived at the meeting spot.

A strong black horse, of the old Galloway breed, of an under size, and not exceeding fourteen hands, but high shouldered, strong limbed, well coupled, and round barrelled, bore to the East Port the gallant smith. A judge of the animal might see in his eye a spark of that vicious temper which is frequently the accompaniment of the form that is most vigorous and enduring; but the weight, the hand, and the seat of the rider, added to the late regular exercise of a long journey, had subdued his stubbornness for the present. He was accompanied by the honest bonnet maker, who being, as the reader is aware, a little round man, and what is vulgarly called duck legged, had planted himself like a red pincushion (for he was wrapped in a scarlet cloak, over which he had slung a hawking pouch), on the top of a great saddle, which he might be said rather to be perched upon than to bestride. The saddle and the man were girthed on the ridge bone of a great trampling Flemish mare, with a nose turned up in the air like a camel, a huge fleece of hair at each foot, and every hoof full as large in circumference as a frying pan. The contrast between the beast and the rider was so extremely extraordinary, that, whilst chance passengers contented themselves with wondering how he got up, his friends were anticipating with sorrow the perils which must attend his coming down again; for the high seated horseman’s feet did not by any means come beneath the laps of the saddle. He had associated himself to the smith, whose motions he had watched for the purpose of joining him; for it was Oliver Proudfute’s opinion that men of action showed to most advantage when beside each other; and he was delighted when some wag of the lower class had gravity enough to cry out, without laughing outright: “There goes the pride of Perth—there go the slashing craftsmen, the jolly Smith of the Wynd and the bold bonnet maker!”

A strong black horse, from the old Galloway breed, was on the smaller side, standing no more than fourteen hands tall, but it was high-shouldered, strongly built, well-proportioned, and barrel-chested. It carried the gallant smith toward the East Port. An expert might notice a hint of that feisty temperament often found in the most vigorous and enduring horses in its eye; however, the weight, handling, and position of the rider, along with the recent regular exercise from a long journey, had tamed its stubbornness for now. Accompanying him was the honest bonnet maker, who, as the reader knows, was a little round man, somewhat bow-legged, perched like a red pincushion (wrapped in a scarlet cloak, with a hawking pouch slung over it) atop a large saddle. He was rather perched on it than properly seated. The saddle and the man were secured on the back of a massive Flemish mare that had a nose lifted in the air like a camel, a thick tuft of hair on each foot, and hooves as wide as frying pans. The contrast between the creature and the rider was so striking that while passing strangers could only wonder how he managed to get up there, his friends worried about the risks he would face when getting down again since the horseman’s feet didn’t come close to the ground beneath the saddle. He had joined the smith to keep an eye on his movements, believing that men of action are best seen together; he felt pleased when someone from the lower class managed to call out, with a straight face: “There goes the pride of Perth—there go the flashy craftsmen, the jolly Smith of the Wynd and the bold bonnet maker!”

It is true, the fellow who gave this all hail thrust his tongue in his cheek to some scapegraces like himself; but as the bonnet maker did not see this byplay, he generously threw him a silver penny to encourage his respect for martialists. This munificence occasioned their being followed by a crowd of boys, laughing and hallooing, until Henry Smith, turning back, threatened to switch the foremost of them—a resolution which they did not wait to see put in execution.

It’s true, the guy who cheered for this all had his tongue in his cheek for some troublemakers like him; but since the hat maker didn’t notice this little act, he generously tossed him a silver penny to encourage his respect for soldiers. This generosity led to a bunch of boys following them, laughing and shouting, until Henry Smith turned around and threatened to whip the first one—something they didn’t stick around to see happen.

“Here are we the witnesses,” said the little man on the large horse, as they joined Simon Glover at the East Port; “but where are they that should back us? Ah, brother Henry! authority is a load for an ass rather than a spirited horse: it would but clog the motions of such young fellows as you and me.”

“Here we are, the witnesses,” said the little man on the big horse as they joined Simon Glover at the East Port. “But where are the ones who should support us? Ah, brother Henry! Authority is a weight for a donkey rather than a spirited horse; it would only slow down the movements of young guys like you and me.”

“I could well wish to see you bear ever so little of that same weight, worthy Master Proudfute,” replied Henry Gow, “were it but to keep you firm in the saddle; for you bounce aloft as if you were dancing a jig on your seat, without any help from your legs.”

“I would really like to see you carry even a bit of that same weight, worthy Master Proudfute,” replied Henry Gow, “just to keep you steady in the saddle; because you bounce up and down as if you were dancing a jig on your seat, without any help from your legs.”

“Ay—ay; I raise myself in my stirrups to avoid the jolting. She is cruelly hard set this mare of mine; but she has carried me in field and forest, and through some passages that were something perilous, so Jezabel and I part not. I call her Jezabel, after the Princess of Castile.”

“Ay—ay; I lift myself in my stirrups to avoid the bumps. This mare of mine is really tough; but she has taken me through fields and forests, and through some pretty dangerous paths, so Jezabel and I are inseparable. I call her Jezabel, after the Princess of Castile.”

“Isabel, I suppose you mean,” answered the smith.

“Isabel, I guess you mean,” the smith replied.

“Ay—Isabel, or Jezabel—all the same, you know. But here comes Bailie Craigdallie at last, with that poor, creeping, cowardly creature the pottingar. They have brought two town officers with their partizans, to guard their fair persons, I suppose. If there is one thing I hate more than another, it is such a sneaking varlet as that Dwining.”

“Ay—Isabel, or Jezabel—all the same, you know. But here comes Bailie Craigdallie at last, with that poor, sneaky, cowardly guy, the pottingar. They’ve brought two town officers with their supporters, probably to protect themselves. If there's one thing I hate more than anything else, it’s that sneaky little rat Dwining.”

“Have a care he does not hear you say so,” said the smith, “I tell thee, bonnet maker, that there is more danger in yonder slight wasted anatomy than in twenty stout fellows like yourself.”

“Be careful he doesn’t hear you say that,” said the smith. “I’m telling you, hat maker, there’s more danger in that frail body over there than in twenty tough guys like you.”

“Pshaw! Bully Smith, you are but jesting with me,” said Oliver, softening his voice, however, and looking towards the pottingar, as if to discover in what limb or lineament of his wasted face and form lay any appearance of the menaced danger; and his examination reassuring him, he answered boldly: “Blades and bucklers, man, I would stand the feud of a dozen such as Dwining. What could he do to any man with blood in his veins?”

“Come on! Bully Smith, you’re just kidding with me,” said Oliver, softening his voice a bit and looking at the pottingar, as if trying to find any sign of the danger he was warned about in the worn features of his face and body. After his examination calmed him down, he replied confidently: “Honestly, man, I’d take on the feud of a dozen guys like Dwining. What could he do to anyone with blood in their veins?”

“He could give him a dose of physic,” answered the smith drily.

“He could give him some medicine,” replied the smith dryly.

They had no time for further colloquy, for Bailie Craigdallie called to them to take the road to Kinfauns, and himself showed the example. As they advanced at a leisurely pace, the discourse turned on the reception which they were to expect from their provost, and the interest which he was likely to take in the aggression which they complained of. The glover seemed particularly desponding, and talked more than once in a manner which implied a wish that they would yet consent to let the matter rest. He did not speak out very plainly, however, fearful, perhaps, of the malignant interpretation which might be derived from any appearance of his flinching from the assertion of his daughter’s reputation. Dwining seemed to agree with him in opinion, but spoke more cautiously than in the morning.

They didn’t have time for more conversation because Bailie Craigdallie called to them to head to Kinfauns, leading the way himself. As they walked at a relaxed pace, they discussed what kind of reception they could expect from their provost and how much he would be interested in the complaint they had. The glover seemed particularly downcast and hinted several times that he wished they would just drop the issue. However, he didn’t say it very directly, probably worried about how it might look if he seemed to back down from defending his daughter’s reputation. Dwining seemed to agree with him but was more cautious in his speech than he had been in the morning.

“After all,” said the bailie, “when I think of all the propines and good gifts which have passed from the good town to my Lord Provost’s, I cannot think he will be backward to show himself. More than one lusty boat, laden with Bordeaux wine, has left the South Shore to discharge its burden under the Castle of Kinfauns. I have some right to speak of that, who was the merchant importer.”

“After all,” said the bailie, “when I think about all the gifts and valuable items that have gone from our town to my Lord Provost, I really can’t believe he would hesitate to show his face. More than one sturdy boat, loaded with Bordeaux wine, has left the South Shore to unload its cargo under the Castle of Kinfauns. I have some authority to say that, considering I was the merchant importer.”

“And,” said Dwining, with his squeaking voice, “I could speak of delicate confections, curious comfits, loaves of wastel bread, and even cakes of that rare and delicious condiment which men call sugar, that have gone thither to help out a bridal banquet, or a kirstening feast, or suchlike. But, alack, Bailie Craigdallie, wine is drunk, comfits are eaten, and the gift is forgotten when the flavour is past away. Alas! neighbour, the banquet of last Christmas is gone like the last year’s snow.”

“And,” said Dwining, in his squeaky voice, “I could talk about fancy treats, interesting sweets, loaves of bread, and even cakes made with that rare and delicious ingredient called sugar, which have made their way over there for a wedding feast, a christening celebration, or something similar. But, alas, Bailie Craigdallie, wine is consumed, sweets are eaten, and the gift is forgotten once the taste is gone. Oh dear neighbor, the feast from last Christmas is gone like last year’s snow.”

“But there have been gloves full of gold pieces,” said the magistrate.

“But there have been gloves full of gold coins,” said the magistrate.

“I should know that who wrought them,” said Simon, whose professional recollections still mingled with whatever else might occupy his mind. “One was a hawking glove for my lady. I made it something wide. Her ladyship found no fault, in consideration of the intended lining.”

“I should know who made them,” said Simon, whose work memories still blended with whatever else occupied his mind. “One was a hawking glove for my lady. I made it pretty wide. Her ladyship had no complaints, given the lining I intended to use.”

“Well, go to,” said Bailie Craigdallie, “the less I lie; and if these are not to the fore, it is the provost’s fault, and not the town’s: they could neither be eat nor drunk in the shape in which he got them.”

“Well, look at that,” said Bailie Craigdallie, “the less I lie; and if these aren't available, it's the provost’s fault, not the town’s: they couldn't be eaten or drunk in the condition he received them.”

“I could speak of a brave armour too,” said the smith; “but, cogan na schie! [Peace or war, I care not!] as John Highlandman says—I think the knight of Kinfauns will do his devoir by the burgh in peace or war; and it is needless to be reckoning the town’s good deeds till we see him thankless for them.”

“I could talk about a brave armor too,” said the smith; “but, cogan na schie! [Peace or war, I don’t care!] as John Highlandman says—I believe the knight of Kinfauns will do his duty for the town in both peace and war; and there’s no point in counting the town’s good deeds until we see him ungrateful for them.”

“So say I,” cried our friend Proudfute, from the top of his mare. “We roystering blades never bear so base a mind as to count for wine and walnuts with a friend like Sir Patrick Charteris. Nay, trust me, a good woodsman like Sir Patrick will prize the right of hunting and sporting over the lands of the burgh as an high privilege, and one which, his Majesty the King’s Grace excepted, is neither granted to lord nor loon save to our provost alone.”

“So I say,” cried our friend Proudfute, from the top of his mare. “We adventurous guys never think so low as to barter wine and walnuts with a friend like Sir Patrick Charteris. Believe me, a good outdoorsman like Sir Patrick values the right to hunt and enjoy the land of the town as a great privilege, and one that, except for his Majesty the King, is granted to neither lord nor commoner except our provost alone.”

As the bonnet maker spoke, there was heard on the left hand the cry of, “So so—waw waw—haw,” being the shout of a falconer to his hawk.

As the hat maker talked, a voice was heard on the left, shouting, “So so—waw waw—haw,” which was the call of a falconer to his hawk.

“Methinks yonder is a fellow using the privilege you mention, who, from his appearance, is neither king nor provost,” said the smith.

“Looks like that guy over there is the one taking advantage of the privilege you talked about, but judging by his looks, he's neither a king nor a provost,” said the smith.

“Ay, marry, I see him,” said the bonnet maker, who imagined the occasion presented a prime opportunity to win honour. “Thou and I, jolly smith, will prick towards him and put him to the question.”

“Yeah, I see him,” said the hat maker, who thought this was a great chance to earn some respect. “You and I, cheerful blacksmith, will head over to him and ask him some questions.”

“Have with you, then,” cried the smith; and his companion spurred his mare and went off, never doubting that Gow was at his heels.

“Take care, then,” shouted the blacksmith; and his friend urged his mare forward and rode off, confident that Gow was right behind him.

But Craigdallie caught Henry’s horse by the reins. “Stand fast by the standard,” he said; “let us see the luck of our light horseman. If he procures himself a broken pate he will be quieter for the rest of the day.”

But Craigdallie grabbed Henry’s horse by the reins. “Stay close to the standard,” he said; “let’s see how our light horseman fares. If he ends up with a broken head, he’ll be a lot quieter for the rest of the day.”

“From what I already see,” said the smith, “he may easily come by such a boon. Yonder fellow, who stops so impudently to look at us, as if he were engaged in the most lawful sport in the world—I guess him, by his trotting hobbler, his rusty head piece with the cock’s feather, and long two handed sword, to be the follower of some of the southland lords—men who live so near the Southron, that the black jack is never off their backs, and who are as free of their blows as they are light in their fingers.”

“From what I can see,” said the blacksmith, “he could easily get such a favor. That guy over there, who’s staring at us so rudely as if he’s just enjoying a perfectly normal pastime—I can tell from his limping gait, his rusty helmet with the cock’s feather, and his long two-handed sword, that he’s likely a servant to some southern lords—guys who live close enough to the Southron that they’re always in armor, and who are as quick to strike as they are to steal.”

Whilst they were thus speculating on the issue of the rencounter the valiant bonnet maker began to pull up Jezabel, in order that the smith, who he still concluded was close behind, might overtake him, and either advance first or at least abreast of himself. But when he saw him at a hundred yards distance, standing composedly with the rest of the group, the flesh of the champion, like that of the old Spanish general, began to tremble, in anticipation of the dangers into which his own venturous spirit was about to involve it. Yet the consciousness of being countenanced by the neighbourhood of so many friends, the hopes that the appearance of such odds must intimidate the single intruder, and the shame of abandoning an enterprise in which he had volunteered, and when so many persons must witness his disgrace, surmounted the strong inclination which prompted him to wheel Jezabel to the right about, and return to the friends whose protection he had quitted, as fast as her legs could carry them. He accordingly continued his direction towards the stranger, who increased his alarm considerably by putting his little nag in motion, and riding to meet him at a brisk trot. On observing this apparently offensive movement, our hero looked over his left shoulder more than once, as if reconnoitring the ground for a retreat, and in the mean while came to a decided halt. But the Philistine was upon him ere the bonnet maker could decide whether to fight or fly, and a very ominous looking Philistine he was. His figure was gaunt and lathy, his visage marked by two or three ill favoured scars, and the whole man had much the air of one accustomed to say, “Stand and deliver,” to a true man.

While they were speculating about the outcome of the encounter, the brave hat maker started to pull up Jezabel so that the blacksmith, whom he assumed was just behind, could catch up with him, and either move ahead or at least alongside him. But when he saw him a hundred yards away, calmly standing with the rest of the group, the champion's nerves began to quiver, like an old Spanish general, anticipating the dangers his adventurous spirit was about to lead him into. Still, the knowledge that he was supported by so many friends, the hope that such a crowd would intimidate the lone intruder, and the shame of backing out of a fight he had volunteered for, especially with so many people watching, overcame his strong urge to turn Jezabel around and race back to the friends he had left behind. So he continued on his path toward the stranger, who increased his anxiety by moving his little horse into action and approaching him at a brisk trot. Seeing this seemingly aggressive move, our hero glanced over his left shoulder a few times, scouting for an escape route, while he came to a complete stop. But the Philistine reached him before the hat maker could decide whether to stand and fight or run away, and he was a rather intimidating figure. He was tall and lanky, with a face marred by a couple of unattractive scars, and he had the overall look of someone used to demanding, “Stand and deliver,” from an honest man.

This individual began the discourse by exclaiming, in tones as sinister as his looks, “The devil catch you for a cuckoo, why do you ride across the moor to spoil my sport?”

This person started the conversation by shouting, in a voice as dark as his appearance, “The devil take you for a fool, why are you riding across the moor to mess up my fun?”

“Worthy stranger,” said our friend, in the tone of pacific remonstrance, “I am Oliver Proudfute, a burgess of Perth, and a man of substance; and yonder is the worshipful Adam Craigdallie, the oldest bailie of the burgh, with the fighting Smith of the Wynd, and three or four armed men more, who desire to know your name, and how you come to take your pleasure over these lands belonging to the burgh of Perth; although, natheless, I will answer for them, it is not their wish to quarrel with a gentleman, or stranger for any accidental trespass; only it is their use and wont not to grant such leave, unless it is duly asked; and—and—therefore I desire to know your name, worthy sir.”

“Worthy stranger,” said our friend in a calm tone, “I am Oliver Proudfute, a representative of Perth and a man of means; and over there is the respected Adam Craigdallie, the oldest councilman of the town, along with the Smith of the Wynd and a few other armed men, who want to know your name and how you came to enjoy yourself on these lands belonging to the city of Perth. That said, I can assure you, it’s not their intention to start a conflict with a gentleman or stranger over a minor trespass; however, it is their customary practice not to allow such activities unless permission is properly requested; and—and—that’s why I’d like to know your name, good sir.”

The grim and loathly aspect with which the falconer had regarded Oliver Proudfute during his harangue had greatly disconcerted him, and altogether altered the character of the inquiry which, with Henry Gow to back him, he would probably have thought most fitting for the occasion.

The harsh and unpleasant look that the falconer shot at Oliver Proudfute during his speech really unsettled him and completely changed the tone of the questioning that, with Henry Gow supporting him, he probably would have considered most appropriate for the situation.

The stranger replied to it, modified as it was, with a most inauspicious grin, which the scars of his visage made appear still more repulsive. “You want to know my name? My name is the Devil’s Dick of Hellgarth, well known in Annandale for a gentle Johnstone. I follow the stout Laird of Wamphray, who rides with his kinsman the redoubted Lord of Johnstone, who is banded with the doughty Earl of Douglas; and the earl and the lord, and the laird and I, the esquire, fly our hawks where we find our game, and ask no man whose ground we ride over.”

The stranger answered, still wearing an ominous grin made even more unsettling by the scars on his face. “You want to know my name? I’m the Devil’s Dick of Hellgarth, famous in Annandale as a gentle Johnstone. I ride with the tough Laird of Wamphray, who teams up with his relative, the formidable Lord of Johnstone, alongside the brave Earl of Douglas. The earl, the lord, the laird, and I, the squire, hunt our game wherever we please and don’t ask anyone whose land we’re crossing.”

“I will do your message, sir,” replied Oliver Proudfute, meekly enough; for he began to be very desirous to get free of the embassy which he had so rashly undertaken, and was in the act of turning his horse’s head, when the Annandale man added:

“I'll carry out your message, sir,” replied Oliver Proudfute, quite meekly; for he was eager to be done with the mission he had foolishly taken on, and was in the process of turning his horse’s head when the Annandale man added:

“And take you this to boot, to keep you in mind that you met the Devil’s Dick, and to teach you another time to beware how you spoil the sport of any one who wears the flying spur on his shoulder.”

“And take this as a reminder that you encountered the Devil’s Dick, and to teach you next time to be careful not to ruin the fun for anyone who has the flying spur on their shoulder.”

With these words he applied two or three smart blows of his riding rod upon the luckless bonnet maker’s head and person. Some of them lighted upon Jezabel, who, turning sharply round, laid her rider upon the moor, and galloped back towards the party of citizens.

With that, he delivered two or three quick strikes with his riding crop on the unfortunate bonnet maker's head and body. A few hits landed on Jezabel, who, turning abruptly, threw her rider onto the moor and raced back toward the group of citizens.

Proudfute, thus overthrown, began to cry for assistance in no very manly voice, and almost in the same breath to whimper for mercy; for his antagonist, dismounting almost as soon as he fell, offered a whinger, or large wood knife, to his throat, while he rifled the pockets of the unlucky citizen, and even examined his hawking bag, swearing two or three grisly oaths, that he would have what it contained, since the wearer had interrupted his sport. He pulled the belt rudely off, terrifying the prostrate bonnet maker still more by the regardless violence which he used, as, instead of taking the pains to unbuckle the strap, he drew till the fastening gave way. But apparently it contained nothing to his mind. He threw it carelessly from him, and at the same time suffered the dismounted cavalier to rise, while he himself remounted his hobbler, and looked towards the rest of Oliver’s party, who were now advancing.

Proudfute, now defeated, started to cry for help in a rather unmanly voice and almost immediately began to plead for mercy; his opponent, dismounting almost as soon as he fell, held a large knife to his throat while rummaging through the pockets of the unlucky citizen and even checked his hawking bag, swearing a few harsh oaths that he would take what it had since the man had interrupted his fun. He roughly yanked the belt off, terrifying the downed bonnet maker even more with the careless force he used, as instead of unbuckling it, he just pulled until the fastening snapped. But it seemed to contain nothing of interest to him. He tossed it aside without a second thought and allowed the fallen cavalier to get back up while he himself got back on his horse and looked toward the rest of Oliver’s group, who were now approaching.

When they had seen their delegate overthrown, there was some laughter; so much had the vaunting humor of the bonnet maker prepared his friends to rejoice when, as Henry Smith termed it, they saw the Oliver meet with a Rowland. But when the bonnet maker’s adversary was seen to bestride him, and handle him in the manner described, the armourer could hold out no longer.

When they saw their delegate taken down, there was some laughter; the boastful humor of the hat maker had set up his friends to celebrate when, as Henry Smith called it, they saw the Oliver face a Rowland. But when the hat maker’s opponent was seen to dominate him and treat him as described, the armor maker could take it no longer.

“Please you, good Master Bailie, I cannot endure to see our townsman beaten and rifled, and like to be murdered before us all. It reflects upon the Fair Town, and if it is neighbour Proudfute’s misfortune, it is our shame. I must to his rescue.”

“Please, good Master Bailie, I can’t stand to see our townsman beaten and robbed, and on the verge of being killed right in front of us. It brings shame to the Fair Town, and if it’s neighbor Proudfute’s misfortune, it’s our disgrace. I have to go to his rescue.”

“We will all go to his rescue,” answered Bailie Craigdallie; “but let no man strike without order from me. We have more feuds on our hands, it is to be feared, than we have strength to bring to good end. And therefore I charge you all, more especially you, Henry of the Wynd, in the name of the Fair City, that you make no stroke but in self defence.”

“We will all go to help him,” replied Bailie Craigdallie; “but no one should strike without my orders. I’m afraid we have more feuds to deal with than we can handle. So I urge all of you, especially you, Henry of the Wynd, in the name of the Fair City, to only act in self-defense.”

They all advanced, therefore, in a body; and the appearance of such a number drove the plunderer from his booty. He stood at gaze, however, at some distance, like the wolf, which, though it retreats before the dogs, cannot be brought to absolute flight.

They all moved forward together, and the sight of so many people scared the thief away from his loot. He remained at a distance, watching, like a wolf that, although it backs away from dogs, won't completely flee.

Henry, seeing this state of things, spurred his horse and advanced far before the rest of the party, up towards the scene of Oliver Proudfute’s misfortune. His first task was to catch Jezabel by the flowing rein, and his next to lead her to meet her discomfited master, who was crippling towards him, his clothes much soiled with his fall, his eyes streaming with tears, from pain as well as mortification, and altogether exhibiting an aspect so unlike the spruce and dapper importance of his ordinary appearance, that the honest smith felt compassion for the little man, and some remorse at having left him exposed to such disgrace. All men, I believe, enjoy an ill natured joke. The difference is, that an ill natured person can drink out to the very dregs the amusement which it affords, while the better moulded mind soon loses the sense of the ridiculous in sympathy for the pain of the sufferer.

Henry, noticing the situation, urged his horse forward, going ahead of the rest of the group towards where Oliver Proudfute had his accident. His first task was to catch Jezabel by the loose rein, and then to lead her to meet her humiliated master, who was struggling toward him, his clothes dirty from his fall, his eyes full of tears, both from pain and humiliation. He looked so unlike his usual neat and stylish self that the kind-hearted blacksmith felt sorry for the little man and a bit guilty for leaving him to face such embarrassment. I think everyone enjoys a mean-spirited joke. The difference is that a cruel person drinks in all the humor it brings, while a more compassionate person quickly loses sight of the funny side in their sympathy for the person suffering.

“Let me pitch you up to your saddle again, neighbour,” said the smith, dismounting at the same time, and assisting Oliver to scramble into his war saddle, as a monkey might have done.

“Let me help you back onto your saddle, neighbor,” said the smith, dismounting at the same time and helping Oliver climb into his war saddle, like a monkey might have done.

“May God forgive you, neighbour Smith, for not backing of me! I would not have believed in it, though fifty credible witnesses had sworn it of you.”

“May God forgive you, neighbor Smith, for not supporting me! I wouldn't have believed it, even if fifty trustworthy witnesses had sworn it was true.”

Such were the first words, spoken in sorrow more than anger, by which the dismayed Oliver vented his feelings.

Such were the first words, said more out of sadness than anger, by which the upset Oliver expressed his feelings.

“The bailie kept hold of my horse by the bridle; and besides,” Henry continued, with a smile, which even his compassion could not suppress, “I thought you would have accused me of diminishing your honour, if I brought you aid against a single man. But cheer up! the villain took foul odds of you, your horse not being well at command.”

“The bailie held onto my horse's reins, and besides,” Henry continued, with a smile that even his sympathy couldn't hide, “I thought you might blame me for hurting your pride if I helped you against just one man. But don’t worry! The scoundrel had unfair advantages over you, since your horse wasn’t under good control.”

“That is true—that is true,” said Oliver, eagerly catching at the apology.

"That's true—that's true," said Oliver, eagerly seizing the apology.

“And yonder stands the faitour, rejoicing at the mischief he has done, and triumphing in your overthrow, like the king in the romance, who played upon the fiddle whilst a city was burning. Come thou with me, and thou shalt see how we will handle him. Nay, fear not that I will desert thee this time.”

“And over there stands the villain, celebrating the chaos he has caused and reveling in your defeat, like the king in the story who played the fiddle while a city was on fire. Come with me, and you’ll see how we’ll deal with him. Don’t worry, I won’t abandon you this time.”

So saying, he caught Jezabel by the rein, and galloping alongside of her, without giving Oliver time to express a negative, he rushed towards the Devil’s Dick, who had halted on the top of a rising ground at some distance. The gentle Johnstone, however, either that he thought the contest unequal, or that he had fought enough for the day, snapping his fingers and throwing his hand out with an air of defiance, spurred his horse into a neighbouring bog, through which he seemed to flutter like a wild duck, swinging his lure round his head, and whistling to his hawk all the while, though any other horse and rider must have been instantly bogged up to the saddle girths.

So saying, he grabbed Jezabel by the reins and, racing alongside her without giving Oliver a chance to say no, he sped toward the Devil’s Dick, who had stopped on higher ground a bit further away. However, the easygoing Johnstone, perhaps thinking the fight was unfair or that he had done enough for the day, snapped his fingers and threw his hand out defiantly, urging his horse into a nearby bog. He seemed to glide through it like a wild duck, swinging his lure around his head and whistling to his hawk the whole time, even though any other horse and rider would have gotten stuck in the mud up to their saddles.

“There goes a thoroughbred moss trooper,” said the smith. “That fellow will fight or flee as suits his humor, and there is no use to pursue him, any more than to hunt a wild goose. He has got your purse, I doubt me, for they seldom leave off till they are full handed.”

“There goes a thoroughbred moss trooper,” said the smith. “That guy will either fight or run away depending on his mood, and there's no point in chasing him, any more than trying to catch a wild goose. He’s probably got your purse, I wouldn’t be surprised, because they usually don’t stop until their hands are full.”

“Ye—ye—yes,” said Proudfute, in a melancholy tone, “he has got my purse; but there is less matter since he hath left the hawking bag.”

“Y-yeah—yes,” said Proudfute, in a sad tone, “he has my purse; but it’s not as big of a deal since he left the hawking bag.”

“Nay, the hawking bag had been an emblem of personal victory, to be sure—a trophy, as the minstrels call it.”

“Nah, the hawking bag had definitely been a symbol of personal victory—a trophy, as the musicians call it.”

“There is more in it than that, friend,” said Oliver, significantly.

“There’s more to it than that, my friend,” Oliver said meaningfully.

“Why, that is well, neighbour: I love to hear you speak in your own scholarly tone again. Cheer up, you have seen the villain’s back, and regained the trophies you had lost when taken at advantage.”

“Why, that’s great, neighbor: I love hearing you talk in your own scholarly way again. Cheer up, you’ve seen the villain retreat, and you’ve gotten back the trophies you lost when you were caught off guard.”

“Ah, Henry Gow—Henry Gow—” said the bonnet maker, and stopped short with a deep sigh, nearly amounting to a groan.

“Ah, Henry Gow—Henry Gow—” said the hat maker, and stopped suddenly with a deep sigh, almost like a groan.

“What is the matter?” asked his friend—“what is it you vex yourself about now?”

“What’s bothering you?” asked his friend. “What are you upset about this time?”

“I have some suspicion, my dearest friend, Henry Smith, that the villain fled for fear of you, not of me.”

“I have a feeling, my dearest friend, Henry Smith, that the villain ran away because of you, not because of me.”

“Do not think so,” replied the armourer: “he saw two men and fled, and who can tell whether he fled for one or the other? Besides, he knows by experience your strength and activity: we all saw how you kicked and struggled when you were on the ground.”

“Don’t think that,” replied the armorer. “He saw two men and ran away, and who can say if he ran from one or the other? Besides, he knows from experience how strong and agile you are: we all saw how you kicked and struggled when you were on the ground.”

“Did I?” said poor Proudfute. “I do not remember it, but I know it is my best point: I am a strong dog in the loins. But did they all see it?”

“Did I?” said poor Proudfute. “I don’t remember it, but I know that's my strong suit: I’m a sturdy guy. But did everyone see it?”

“All as much as I,” said the smith, smothering an inclination to laughter.

“All as much as I,” said the blacksmith, holding back a laugh.

“But thou wilt remind them of it?”

"But you'll remind them of it?"

“Be assured I will,” answered Henry, “and of thy desperate rally even now. Mark what I say to Bailie Craigdallie, and make the best of it.”

“Rest assured I will,” replied Henry, “and about your desperate situation right now. Pay attention to what I say to Bailie Craigdallie, and make the most of it.”

“It is not that I require any evidence in thy favour, for I am as brave by nature as most men in Perth; but only—” Here the man of valour paused.

“It’s not that I need any proof to support you, because I’m as brave by nature as most guys in Perth; but just—” Here the brave man paused.

“But only what?” inquired the stout armourer.

“But only what?” asked the stocky armorer.

“But only I am afraid of being killed. To leave my pretty wife and my young family, you know, would be a sad change, Smith. You will know this when it is your own case, and will feel abated in courage.”

“But I’m just scared of being killed. Leaving my beautiful wife and my young family would be a tough change, you know, Smith. You’ll understand this when it happens to you, and you’ll feel your courage wane.”

“It is like that I may,” said the armourer, musing.

“It seems like I might,” said the armorer, thinking.

“Then I am so accustomed to the use of arms, and so well breathed, that few men can match me. It’s all here,” said the little man, expanding his breast like a trussed fowl, and patting himself with his hands—“here is room for all the wind machinery.”

“Then I’m so used to using weapons and so fit that few can keep up with me. It’s all right here,” said the little man, puffing out his chest like a stuffed bird and patting himself with his hands—“there’s plenty of room for all the wind power.”

“I dare say you are long breathed—long winded; at least your speech bewrays—”

“I would say you have a long breath—long-winded; at least your speech gives it away—”

“My speech! You are a wag—But I have got the stern post of a dromond brought up the river from Dundee.”

“My speech! You’re a joker—but I’ve got the stern post of a dromond brought up the river from Dundee.”

“The stern post of a Drummond!” exclaimed the armourer; “conscience, man, it will put you in feud with the whole clan—not the least wrathful in the country, as I take it.”

“The stern post of a Drummond!” the armor maker exclaimed. “Seriously, man, it will put you at odds with the entire clan—not the least furious in the country, as I see it.”

“St. Andrew, man, you put me out! I mean a dromond—that is, a large ship. I have fixed this post in my yard, and had it painted and carved something like a soldan or Saracen, and with him I breathe myself, and will wield my two handed sword against him, thrust or point, for an hour together.”

“St. Andrew, man, you’ve got me all worked up! I mean a dromond—that is, a big ship. I’ve set up this post in my yard, had it painted and carved to look like a sultan or a Saracen, and with it, I train myself to wield my two-handed sword against it, thrust or point, for a whole hour.”

“That must make you familiar with the use of your weapon,” said the smith.

"That must make you good at using your weapon," said the smith.

“Ay, marry does it; and sometimes I will place you a bonnet—an old one, most likely—on my soldan’s head, and cleave it with such a downright blow that in troth, the infidel has but little of his skull remaining to hit at.”

“Aye, it certainly does; and sometimes I’ll put an old bonnet—most likely on my soldan’s head, and strike it with such a solid blow that honestly, the infidel has barely any skull left to hit.”

“That is unlucky, for you will lose your practice,” said Henry. “But how say you, bonnet maker? I will put on my head piece and corselet one day, and you shall hew at me, allowing me my broadsword to parry and pay back? Eh, what say you?”

“That’s unfortunate, because you’ll lose your skills,” said Henry. “But how about you, hat maker? One day I’ll put on my helmet and armor, and you can swing at me while I use my broadsword to block and fight back. What do you think?”

“By no manner of means, my dear friend. I should do you too much evil; besides, to tell you the truth, I strike far more freely at a helmet or bonnet when it is set on my wooden soldan; then I am sure to fetch it down. But when there is a plume of feathers in it that nod, and two eyes gleaming fiercely from under the shadow of the visor, and when the whole is dancing about here and there, I acknowledge it puts out my hand of fence.”

“Not at all, my dear friend. I would cause you too much harm; besides, to be honest, I can hit a helmet or cap much better when it's on my wooden dummy; then I know I'll knock it off. But when there’s a plume of feathers swaying, and two eyes glaring fiercely from beneath the visor, and the whole thing is moving around here and there, I admit it makes it hard for me to defend myself.”

“So, if men would but stand stock still like your soldan, you would play the tyrant with them, Master Proudfute?”

“So, if men would just stand still like your soldan, you would act like a tyrant with them, Master Proudfute?”

“In time, and with practice, I conclude I might,” answered Oliver. “But here we come up with the rest of them. Bailie Craigdallie looks angry, but it is not his kind of anger that frightens me.”

“In time, and with practice, I think I might,” replied Oliver. “But here we are with the others. Bailie Craigdallie looks upset, but it’s not the kind of anger that scares me.”

You are to recollect, gentle reader, that as soon as the bailie and those who attended him saw that the smith had come up to the forlorn bonnet maker, and that the stranger had retreated, they gave themselves no trouble about advancing further to his assistance, which they regarded as quite ensured by the presence of the redoubted Henry Gow. They had resumed their straight road to Kinfauns, desirous that nothing should delay the execution of their mission. As some time had elapsed ere the bonnet maker and the smith rejoined the party, Bailie Craigdallie asked them, and Henry Smith in particular, what they meant by dallying away precious time by riding uphill after the falconer.

You should remember, dear reader, that once the bailie and his companions saw that the smith had approached the abandoned bonnet maker and the stranger had backed off, they didn’t bother to help any further, as they felt assured by the presence of the formidable Henry Gow. They continued on their direct route to Kinfauns, eager not to let anything delay their mission. After some time had passed before the bonnet maker and the smith rejoined the group, Bailie Craigdallie questioned them, especially Henry Smith, about why they were wasting precious time riding uphill after the falconer.

“By the mass, it was not my fault, Master Bailie,” replied the smith. “If ye will couple up an ordinary Low Country greyhound with a Highland wolf dog, you must not blame the first of them for taking the direction in which it pleases the last to drag him on. It was so, and not otherwise, with my neighbour Oliver Proudfute. He no sooner got up from the ground, but he mounted his mare like a flash of lightning, and, enraged at the unknightly advantage which yonder rascal had taken of his stumbling horse, he flew after him like a dromedary. I could not but follow, both to prevent a second stumble and secure our over bold friend and champion from the chance of some ambush at the top of the hill. But the villain, who is a follower of some Lord of the Marches, and wears a winged spur for his cognizance, fled from our neighbour like fire from flint.”

“Honestly, it wasn’t my fault, Master Bailie,” the smith replied. “If you’re going to pair up a regular Low Country greyhound with a Highland wolf dog, you can’t blame the former for going wherever the latter wants to lead. That was exactly the case with my neighbor Oliver Proudfute. As soon as he got off the ground, he jumped on his mare like a flash of lightning and, furious about the unfair advantage that scoundrel took while his horse stumbled, he chased after him like a dromedary. I had no choice but to follow, both to prevent a second stumble and to protect our overly bold friend and champion from the possibility of an ambush at the top of the hill. But the villain, who is a follower of some Lord of the Marches and wears a winged spur as his badge, ran from our neighbor like fire from flint.”

The senior bailie of Perth listened with surprise to the legend which it had pleased Gow to circulate; for, though not much caring for the matter, he had always doubted the bonnet maker’s romancing account of his own exploits, which hereafter he must hold as in some degree orthodox.

The senior bailie of Perth listened with surprise to the story that Gow had chosen to spread; for, while he didn't care much for the subject, he had always been skeptical of the bonnet maker’s embellished tales of his own adventures, which he would now have to accept as somewhat legitimate.

The shrewd old glover looked closer into the matter. “You will drive the poor bonnet maker mad,” he whispered to Henry, “and set him a-ringing his clapper as if he were a town bell on a rejoicing day, when for order and decency it were better he were silent.”

The clever old glover examined the situation more closely. “You’re going to drive the poor hat maker crazy,” he whispered to Henry, “and make him ring his clapper like a town bell on a celebration day, when for the sake of order and decency, it would be better if he stayed quiet.”

“Oh, by Our Lady, father,” replied the smith, “I love the poor little braggadocio, and could not think of his sitting rueful and silent in the provost’s hall, while all the rest of them, and in especial that venomous pottingar, were telling their mind.”

“Oh, by Our Lady, father,” replied the smith, “I love that poor little show-off, and I couldn’t stand the thought of him sitting there sad and quiet in the provost’s hall while everyone else, especially that spiteful potter, was speaking their mind.”

“Thou art even too good natured a fellow, Henry,” answered Simon. “But mark the difference betwixt these two men. The harmless little bonnet maker assumes the airs of a dragon, to disguise his natural cowardice; while the pottingar wilfully desires to show himself timid, poor spirited, and humble, to conceal the danger of his temper. The adder is not the less deadly that he creeps under a stone. I tell thee, son Henry, that, for all his sneaking looks and timorous talking, this wretched anatomy loves mischief more than he fears danger. But here we stand in front of the provost’s castle; and a lordly place is Kinfauns, and a credit to the city it is, to have the owner of such a gallant castle for its chief magistrate.”

“You’re way too good-hearted, Henry,” Simon replied. “But notice the difference between these two men. The harmless little bonnet maker acts tough to cover up his natural cowardice, while the pottingar pretends to be timid, weak, and humble to hide the danger of his temper. The adder is still deadly, even if it creeps under a stone. I’m telling you, son Henry, that despite his sneaky looks and fearful talk, this miserable guy loves causing trouble more than he fears danger. But here we are in front of the provost’s castle; Kinfauns is an impressive place, and it’s a credit to the city to have the owner of such a grand castle as its chief magistrate.”

“A goodly fortalice, indeed,” said the smith, looking at the broad winding Tay, as it swept under the bank on which the castle stood, like its modern successor, and seemed the queen of the valley, although, on the opposite side of the river, the strong walls of Elcho appeared to dispute the pre-eminence. Elcho, however, was in that age a peaceful nunnery, and the walls with which it was surrounded were the barriers of secluded vestals, not the bulwarks of an armed garrison.

“A really impressive fortress,” said the blacksmith, watching the wide, winding Tay as it flowed under the bank where the castle stood, like its modern counterpart, and seemed to rule the valley, even though, across the river, the sturdy walls of Elcho seemed to challenge its superiority. However, at that time, Elcho was a tranquil nunnery, and the walls that surrounded it were the boundaries of secluded nuns, not the defenses of a military stronghold.

“‘Tis a brave castle,” said the armourer, again looking at the towers of Kinfauns, “and the breastplate and target of the bonny course of the Tay. It were worth lipping a good blade, before wrong were offered to it.”

“It's a brave castle,” said the armourer, looking again at the towers of Kinfauns, “and the breastplate and shield of the beautiful course of the Tay. It would be worth drawing a good blade before any wrong was done to it.”

The porter of Kinfauns, who knew from a distance the persons and characters of the party, had already opened the courtyard gate for their entrance, and sent notice to Sir Patrick Charteris that the eldest bailie of Perth, with some other good citizens, were approaching the castle. The good knight, who was getting ready for a hawking party, heard the intimation with pretty much the same feelings that the modern representative of a burgh hears of the menaced visitation of a party of his worthy electors, at a time rather unseasonable for their reception. That is, he internally devoted the intruders to Mahound and Termagaunt, and outwardly gave orders to receive them with all decorum and civility; commanded the sewers to bring hot venison steaks and cold baked meats into the knightly hall with all despatch, and the butler to broach his casks, and do his duty; for if the Fair City of Perth sometimes filled his cellar, her citizens were always equally ready to assist at emptying his flagons.

The porter of Kinfauns, who recognized the people and their roles from a distance, had already opened the courtyard gate for their arrival and notified Sir Patrick Charteris that the eldest bailie of Perth, along with some other respectable citizens, was approaching the castle. The good knight, who was preparing for a falconry outing, received the news with feelings similar to those a modern representative of a borough has when he learns of an unexpected visit from his constituents at a rather inconvenient time. In other words, he mentally cursed the intruders and outwardly ordered them to be received with all due decorum and politeness; he instructed the servers to quickly bring in hot venison steaks and cold baked goods to the knightly hall and told the butler to tap his barrels and do his job; for while the Fair City of Perth sometimes filled his cellar, her citizens were always eager to help empty his flagons.

The good burghers were reverently marshalled into the hall, where the knight, who was in a riding habit, and booted up to the middle of his thighs, received them with a mixture of courtesy and patronising condescension; wishing them all the while at the bottom of the Tay, on account of the interruption their arrival gave to his proposed amusement of the morning. He met them in the midst of the hall, with bare head and bonnet in hand, and some such salutation as the following:

The respectable townsfolk were respectfully lined up in the hall, where the knight, dressed in riding gear and boots halfway up his thighs, welcomed them with a mix of politeness and patronizing disdain, secretly wishing they were at the bottom of the Tay because their arrival disrupted his plans for the morning. He approached them in the center of the hall, hat in hand and with a greeting like this:

“Ha, my Master Eldest Bailie, and you, worthy Simon Glover, fathers of the Fair City, and you, my learned pottingar, and you, stout smith, and my slashing bonnet maker too, who cracks more skulls than he covers, how come I to have the pleasure of seeing so many friends so early? I was thinking to see my hawks fly, and your company will make the sport more pleasant—(Aside, I trust in Our Lady they may break their necks!)—that is, always, unless the city have any commands to lay on me. Butler Gilbert, despatch, thou knave. But I hope you have no more grave errand than to try if the malvoisie holds its flavour?”

“Ha, my Master Eldest Bailie, and you, worthy Simon Glover, fathers of the Fair City, and you, my learned potter, and you, strong smith, and my flashy bonnet maker too, who cracks more skulls than he covers, how come I have the pleasure of seeing so many friends so early? I was thinking of watching my hawks fly, and your company will make the sport more enjoyable—(Aside, I hope in Our Lady they may break their necks!)—that is, of course, unless the city has any tasks to assign me. Butler Gilbert, hurry up, you rascal. But I hope you have no more serious business than checking if the malvoisie still tastes good?”

The city delegates answered to their provost’s civilities by inclinations and congees, more or less characteristic, of which the pottingar’s bow was the lowest and the smith’s the least ceremonious. Probably he knew his own value as a fighting man upon occasion. To the general compliment the elder bailie replied.

The city delegates responded to their provost’s polite greetings with nods and curtsies, each one varying in style, with the pottingar's bow being the most formal and the smith's the least ceremonious. He likely recognized his worth as a skilled fighter when needed. The elder bailie answered to the overall compliment.

“Sir Patrick Charteris, and our noble Lord Provost,” said Craigdallie, gravely, “had our errand been to enjoy the hospitality with which we have been often regaled here, our manners would have taught us to tarry till your lordship had invited us, as on other occasions. And as to hawking, we have had enough on’t for one morning; since a wild fellow, who was flying a falcon hard by on the moor, unhorsed and cudgelled our worthy friend Oliver Bonnet Maker, or Proudfute, as some men call him, merely because he questioned him, in your honour’s name, and the town of Perth’s, who or what he was that took so much upon him.”

“Sir Patrick Charteris and our esteemed Lord Provost,” Craigdallie said seriously, “if our purpose had been to enjoy the hospitality we've often experienced here, our manners would have led us to wait until your lordship invited us, as has happened before. And as for hawking, we’ve had enough of that for one morning; a wild guy, who was flying a falcon nearby on the moor, unhorsed and beat our good friend Oliver Bonnet Maker, or Proudfute, as some call him, just because he asked him, in your honor’s name and the town of Perth’s, who he thought he was to act so arrogantly.”

“And what account gave he of himself?” said the provost. “By St. John! I will teach him to forestall my sport!”

“And what did he say for himself?” said the provost. “By St. John! I’ll make sure he doesn’t ruin my fun!”

“So please your lordship,” said the bonnet maker, “he did take me at disadvantage. But I got on horseback again afterwards, and pricked after him gallantly. He calls himself Richard the Devil.”

“So please your lord,” said the bonnet maker, “he caught me off guard. But I got back on my horse afterwards and went after him bravely. He calls himself Richard the Devil.”

“How, man! he that the rhymes and romances are made on?” said the provost. “I thought that smaik’s name had been Robert.”

“How, man! Is he the one that the rhymes and stories are about?” said the provost. “I thought that guy's name was Robert.”

“I trow they be different, my lord. I only graced this fellow with the full title, for indeed he called himself the Devil’s Dick, and said he was a Johnstone, and a follower of the lord of that name. But I put him back into the bog, and recovered my hawking bag, which he had taken when I was at disadvantage.”

“I think they’re different, my lord. I only gave this guy the full title because he called himself the Devil’s Dick and claimed to be a Johnstone, a follower of the lord with that name. But I pushed him back into the bog and got my hawking bag back, which he had taken when I was at a disadvantage.”

Sir Patrick paused for an instant. “We have heard,” said he, “of the Lord of Johnstone, and of his followers. Little is to be had by meddling with them. Smith, tell me, did you endure this?”

Sir Patrick paused for a moment. “We've heard,” he said, “about the Lord of Johnstone and his followers. There's not much to gain by getting involved with them. Smith, did you go through this?”

“Ay, faith did I, Sir Patrick, having command from my betters not to help.”

“Ay, I really did, Sir Patrick, since I was instructed by my superiors not to help.”

“Well, if thou satst down with it,” said the provost, “I see not why we should rise up; especially as Master Oliver Proudfute, though taken at advantage at first, has, as he has told us; recovered his reputation and that of the burgh. But here comes the wine at length. Fill round to my good friends and guests till the wine leap over the cup. Prosperity to St. Johnston, and a merry welcome to you all, my honest friends! And now sit you to eat a morsel, for the sun is high up, and it must be long since you thrifty men have broken your fast.”

“Well, if you’re sitting down with it,” said the provost, “I don’t see why we should get up; especially since Master Oliver Proudfute, although taken by surprise at first, has, as he has told us, regained his reputation and that of the town. But here comes the wine at last. Fill it round for my good friends and guests until the wine spills over the cup. Cheers to St. Johnston, and a warm welcome to you all, my honest friends! Now, sit down and have a bite to eat, because the sun is high up, and it must have been a while since you down-to-earth folks have had your breakfast.”

“Before we eat, my Lord Provost,” said the bailie, “let us tell you the pressing cause of our coming, which as yet we have not touched upon.”

“Before we eat, my Lord Provost,” said the bailie, “let us explain the important reason for our visit, which we haven’t discussed yet.”

“Nay, prithee, bailie,” said the provost, “put it off till thou hast eaten. Some complaint against the rascally jackmen and retainers of the nobles, for playing at football on the streets of the burgh, or some such goodly matter.”

“Nah, please, bailie,” said the provost, “let’s wait until you’ve eaten. There’s some complaint about those troublesome footmen and followers of the nobles playing football in the streets of the town, or something like that.”

“No, my lord,” said Craigdallie, stoutly and firmly. “It is the jackmen’s masters of whom we complain, for playing at football with the honour of our families, and using as little ceremony with our daughters’ sleeping chambers as if they were in a bordel at Paris. A party of reiving night walkers—courtiers and men of rank, as there is but too much reason to believe—attempted to scale the windows of Simon Glover’s house last night; they stood in their defence with drawn weapons when they were interrupted by Henry Smith, and fought till they were driven off by the rising of the citizens.”

“No, my lord,” Craigdallie said firmly. “We’re upset with the jackmen’s bosses for treating our family’s honor like a game of football and showing as little respect for our daughters’ bedrooms as if they were in a brothel in Paris. A group of lawless night prowlers—courtiers and men of status, as we have too much reason to suspect—tried to break into Simon Glover’s house last night; they were ready to fight with their weapons when they were interrupted by Henry Smith and battled until they were driven off by the townspeople’s uprising.”

“How!” said Sir Patrick, setting down the cup which he was about to raise to his head. “Cock’s body, make that manifest to me, and, by the soul of Thomas of Longueville, I will see you righted with my best power, were it to cost me life and land. Who attests this? Simon Glover, you are held an honest and a cautious man—do you take the truth of this charge upon your conscience?”

“Wow!” said Sir Patrick, putting down the cup he was about to lift to his head. “Seriously, prove that to me, and I swear on the soul of Thomas of Longueville, I will do everything in my power to set things right for you, even if it costs me my life and property. Who can back this up? Simon Glover, you’re known to be honest and careful—do you believe this accusation to be true?”

“My lord,” said Simon, “understand I am no willing complainer in this weighty matter. No damage has arisen, save to the breakers of the peace themselves. I fear only great power could have encouraged such lawless audacity; and I were unwilling to put feud between my native town and some powerful nobleman on my account. But it has been said that, if I hang back in prosecuting this complaint, it will be as much as admitting that my daughter expected such a visit, which is a direct falsehood. Therefore, my lord, I will tell your lordship what happened, so far as I know, and leave further proceeding to your wisdom.”

“My lord,” Simon said, “please understand that I’m not one to complain lightly about this serious issue. No harm has come about, except to those who broke the peace themselves. I fear only that significant power could have fueled such reckless boldness; and I wouldn’t want to create a feud between my hometown and a powerful nobleman because of me. However, it’s been suggested that if I hesitate in pursuing this complaint, it would imply that my daughter anticipated such a visit, which is a complete lie. Therefore, my lord, I will share with you what happened, to the best of my knowledge, and leave any further action in your capable hands.”

He then told, from point to point, all that he had seen of the attack.

He then described, step by step, everything he had witnessed during the attack.

Sir Patrick Charteris, listening with much attention, seemed particularly struck with the escape of the man who had been made prisoner.

Sir Patrick Charteris, listening intently, seemed especially impressed by the escape of the man who had been captured.

“Strange,” he said, “that you did not secure him when you had him. Did you not look at him so as to know him again?”

“That's strange,” he said, “that you didn't hold onto him when you had the chance. Didn't you take a good look at him so you could recognize him again?”

“I had but the light of a lantern, my Lord Provost; and as to suffering him to escape, I was alone,” said the glover, “and old. But yet I might have kept him, had I not heard my daughter shriek in the upper room; and ere I had returned from her chamber the man had escaped through the garden.”

“I only had the light of a lantern, my Lord Provost; and as for letting him escape, I was alone,” said the glover, “and I’m old. But I might have been able to hold him back if I hadn’t heard my daughter scream from the upstairs room; and by the time I got back from her room, the man had already escaped through the garden.”

“Now, armourer, as a true man and a good soldier,” said Sir Patrick, “tell me what you know of this matter.”

“Now, armorer, as a real man and a good soldier,” said Sir Patrick, “tell me what you know about this situation.”

Henry Gow, in his own decided style, gave a brief but clear narrative of the whole affair.

Henry Gow, in his distinctive manner, provided a short but straightforward account of the entire situation.

Honest Proudfute being next called upon, began his statement with an air of more importance. “Touching this awful and astounding tumult within the burgh, I cannot altogether, it is true, say with Henry Gow that I saw the very beginning. But it will not be denied that I beheld a great part of the latter end, and especially that I procured the evidence most effectual to convict the knaves.”

Honest Proudfute was next called to speak and started his statement with a sense of importance. “Regarding this terrible and shocking uproar in the town, I can’t completely agree with Henry Gow that I saw the very beginning. However, it can’t be denied that I witnessed a significant part of the conclusion, and in particular, I gathered the strongest evidence to convict the wrongdoers.”

“And what is it, man?” said Sir Patrick Charteris. “Never lose time fumbling and prating about it. What is it?”

“And what is it, man?” asked Sir Patrick Charteris. “Don’t waste time fumbling around and talking about it. What is it?”

“I have brought your lordship, in this pouch, what one of the rogues left behind him,” said the little man. “It is a trophy which, in good faith and honest truth, I do confess I won not by the blade, but I claim the credit of securing it with that presence of mind which few men possess amidst flashing torches and clashing weapons. I secured it, my lord, and here it is.”

“I’ve brought you something in this pouch, my lord, that one of the scoundrels left behind,” said the little man. “It’s a trophy that, honestly, I didn’t win with a sword, but I take credit for getting it with the kind of calmness that few people have when surrounded by flashing torches and clashing weapons. I got it, my lord, and here it is.”

So saying, he produced, from the hawking pouch already mentioned, the stiffened hand which had been found on the scene of the skirmish.

So saying, he took out, from the already mentioned hawking pouch, the stiffened hand that had been found at the scene of the fight.

“Nay, bonnet maker,” said the provost, “I’ll warrant thee man enough to secure a rogue’s hand after it is cut from the body. What do you look so busily for in your bag?”

“Nah, hat maker,” said the provost, “I bet you’re man enough to catch a rogue’s hand after it’s been cut off. What are you searching for so intently in your bag?”

“There should have been—there was—a ring, my lord, which was on the knave’s finger. I fear I have been forgetful, and left it at home, for I took it off to show to my wife, as she cared not to look upon the dead hand, as women love not such sights. But yet I thought I had put it on the finger again. Nevertheless, it must, I bethink me, be at home. I will ride back for it, and Henry Smith will trot along with me.”

“There should have been—there was—a ring, my lord, that was on the thief’s finger. I’m afraid I’ve been forgetful and left it at home because I took it off to show my wife; she didn’t want to look at the dead hand since women typically don’t like such things. But I thought I had put it back on the finger. Still, I believe it must be at home. I’ll ride back for it, and Henry Smith will come with me.”

“We will all trot with thee,” said Sir Patrick Charteris, “since I am for Perth myself. Look you, honest burghers and good neighbours of Perth; you may have thought me unapt to be moved by light complaints and trivial breaches of your privileges, such as small trespasses on your game, the barons’ followers playing football in the street, and suchlike. But, by the soul of Thomas of Longueville, you shall not find Patrick Charteris slothful in a matter of this importance. This hand,” he continued, holding up the severed joint, “belongs to one who hath worked no drudgery. We will put it in a way to be known and claimed of the owner, if his comrades of the revel have but one spark of honour in them. Hark you, Gerard; get me some half score of good men instantly to horse, and let them take jack and spear. Meanwhile, neighbours, if feud arise out of this, as is most likely, we must come to each other’s support. If my poor house be attacked, how many men will you bring to my support?”

“We’ll all go with you,” said Sir Patrick Charteris, “since I’m headed to Perth myself. Listen up, honest citizens and good neighbors of Perth; you may have thought I wouldn’t be bothered by minor complaints and small violations of your rights, like people trespassing on your game or barons’ followers playing football in the street, and other things like that. But, by the soul of Thomas of Longueville, you won’t find Patrick Charteris sluggish when it comes to something this important. This hand,” he said, holding up the severed joint, “belongs to someone who hasn’t done any hard work. We’ll make sure it’s recognized and claimed by its owner if his friends at the party have even a little bit of honor in them. Listen, Gerard; get me a dozen good men ready on horseback, and let them take armor and spears. Meanwhile, neighbors, if a feud comes out of this, which is likely, we need to support one another. If my poor house is attacked, how many men will you bring to help me?”

The burghers looked at Henry Gow, to whom they instinctively turned when such matters were discussed.

The townspeople looked at Henry Gow, who they naturally turned to when these issues came up.

“I will answer,” said he, “for fifty good fellows to be assembled ere the common bell has rung ten minutes; for a thousand, in the space of an hour.”

“I’ll take responsibility,” he said, “for gathering fifty good men before the town bell rings for ten minutes; and a thousand, within an hour.”

“It is well,” answered the gallant provost; “and in the case of need, I will come to aid the Fair City with such men as I can make. And now, good friends, let us to horse.”

“It’s all good,” replied the brave provost; “and if needed, I’ll come to help the Fair City with as many men as I can gather. Now, my good friends, let’s get on our horses.”





CHAPTER IX.

     If I know how to manage these affairs,
     Thus thrust disorderly upon my hands,
     Never believe me—

     Richard II.
     If I know how to handle these issues,
     That have been thrown upon me in chaos,
     Don’t believe me—

     Richard II.

It was early in the afternoon of St. Valentine’s Day that the prior of the Dominicans was engaged in discharge of his duties as confessor to a penitent of no small importance. This was an elderly man, of a goodly presence, a florid and healthful cheek, the under part of which was shaded by a venerable white beard, which descended over his bosom. The large and clear blue eyes, with the broad expanse of brow, expressed dignity; but it was of a character which seemed more accustomed to receive honours voluntarily paid than to enforce them when they were refused. The good nature of the expression was so great as to approach to defenceless simplicity or weakness of character, unfit, it might be inferred, to repel intrusion or subdue resistance. Amongst the grey locks of this personage was placed a small circlet or coronet of gold, upon a blue fillet. His beads, which were large and conspicuous, were of native gold, rudely enough wrought, but ornamented with Scottish pearls of rare size and beauty. These were his only ornaments; and a long crimson robe of silk, tied by a sash of the same colour, formed his attire. His shrift being finished, he arose heavily from the embroidered cushion upon which he kneeled during his confession, and, by the assistance of a crutch headed staff of ebony, moved, lame and ungracefully, and with apparent pain, to a chair of state, which, surmounted by a canopy, was placed for his accommodation by the chimney of the lofty and large apartment.

It was early in the afternoon on St. Valentine’s Day when the prior of the Dominicans was busy fulfilling his duties as a confessor for a penitent of considerable importance. This was an elderly man with a dignified presence, a healthy, rosy complexion, the lower part of which was graced by a venerable white beard that flowed down over his chest. His large, clear blue eyes, paired with a broad forehead, conveyed dignity; but it was of a kind that seemed more accustomed to receiving honors willingly given than to demanding them when they were withheld. The kind expression on his face was so warm that it bordered on unguarded simplicity or weakness of character, suggesting he was unfit to deter intrusion or quell resistance. Amidst the grey strands of his hair was a small gold coronet resting on a blue ribbon. His beads, large and noticeable, were made of rough native gold but adorned with exquisite Scottish pearls of rare size and beauty. These were his only decorations, and his outfit consisted of a long crimson silk robe, secured with a sash of the same color. After finishing his confession, he heavily rose from the embroidered cushion on which he had knelt, and using a crutch topped with an ebony handle, he awkwardly and painfully moved to a state chair, which was placed for his comfort near the fireplace in the spacious room.

This was Robert, third of that name, and the second of the ill fated family of Stuart who filled the throne of Scotland. He had many virtues, and was not without talent; but it was his great misfortune that, like others of his devoted line, his merits were not of a kind suited to the part which he was called upon to perform in life. The king of so fierce a people as the Scots then were ought to have been warlike, prompt, and active, liberal in rewarding services, strict in punishing crimes, one whose conduct should make him feared as well as beloved. The qualities of Robert the Third were the reverse of all these. In youth he had indeed seen battles; but, without incurring disgrace, he had never manifested the chivalrous love of war and peril, or the eager desire to distinguish himself by dangerous achievements, which that age expected from all who were of noble birth and had claims to authority.

This was Robert, the third of his name and the second from the ill-fated Stuart family that ruled Scotland. He had many good qualities and wasn’t without talent, but it was his great misfortune that, like others in his devoted lineage, his strengths didn’t match the role he was meant to play in life. The king of a fierce people like the Scots should have been warlike, decisive, active, generous in rewarding loyalty, and strict in punishing wrongdoing—someone who commanded both fear and love. Robert the Third had none of these qualities. In his youth, he had witnessed battles; however, without any disgrace, he never showed the chivalrous passion for war and danger or the strong desire to make a name for himself through daring acts that his era expected from anyone of noble birth with claims to power.

Besides, his military career was very short. Amidst the tumult of a tournament, the young Earl of Carrick, such was then his title, received a kick from the horse of Sir James Douglas of Dalkeith, in consequence of which he was lame for the rest of his life, and absolutely disabled from taking share either in warfare or in the military sports and tournaments which were its image. As Robert had never testified much predilection for violent exertion, he did not probably much regret the incapacities which exempted him from these active scenes. But his misfortune, or rather its consequences, lowered him in the eyes of a fierce nobility and warlike people. He was obliged to repose the principal charge of his affairs now in one member, now in another, of his family, sometimes with the actual rank, and always with the power, of lieutenant general of the kingdom. His paternal affection would have induced him to use the assistance of his eldest son, a young man of spirit and talent, whom in fondness he had created Duke of Rothsay, in order to give him the present possession of a dignity next to that of the throne. But the young prince’s head was too giddy, and his hand too feeble to wield with dignity the delegated sceptre. However fond of power, pleasure was the Prince’s favourite pursuit; and the court was disturbed, and the country scandalised, by the number of fugitive amours and extravagant revels practised by him who should have set an example of order and regularity to the youth of the kingdom.

Besides, his military career was very brief. During a turbulent tournament, the young Earl of Carrick—his title at the time—was kicked by the horse of Sir James Douglas of Dalkeith, which left him lame for the rest of his life and completely unable to participate in warfare or the military sports and tournaments that reflected it. Since Robert had never shown much interest in physical combat, he probably didn't regret the limitations that kept him from these active scenes. However, his misfortune, or rather its consequences, diminished his standing among a fierce nobility and a warrior people. He was forced to delegate the main responsibilities of his affairs to different members of his family, sometimes with actual rank and always with the authority of lieutenant general of the kingdom. His paternal instinct would have led him to rely on his eldest son, a spirited and talented young man whom, out of affection, he had made Duke of Rothsay to give him the present hold on a title just below that of the throne. But the young prince was too reckless and too weak to carry the responsibilities of the delegated power with dignity. Despite his desire for authority, the prince's favorite pursuit was pleasure, and the court was in turmoil while the country was scandalized by his numerous secret affairs and wild parties—acts from someone who should have set an example of discipline and order for the youth of the kingdom.

The license and impropriety of the Duke of Rothsay’s conduct was the more reprehensible in the public view, that he was a married person; although some, over whom his youth, gaiety, grace, and good temper had obtained influence, were of opinion that an excuse for his libertinism might be found in the circumstances of the marriage itself. They reminded each other that his nuptials were entirely conducted by his uncle, the Duke of Albany, by whose counsels the infirm and timid King was much governed at the time, and who had the character of managing the temper of his brother and sovereign, so as might be most injurious to the interests and prospects of the young heir. By Albany’s machinations the hand of the heir apparent was in a manner put up to sale, as it was understood publicly that the nobleman in Scotland who should give the largest dower to his daughter might aspire to raise her to the bed of the Duke of Rothsay.

The misconduct of the Duke of Rothsay was seen as even more unacceptable in the eyes of the public because he was married. However, some people, swayed by his youth, charm, grace, and good nature, believed there were reasons to excuse his reckless behavior based on the circumstances surrounding his marriage. They pointed out that his wedding had been arranged entirely by his uncle, the Duke of Albany, who had a strong influence over the weak and timid King at the time and was known for manipulating the moods of his brother and sovereign in ways that could harm the future and opportunities of the young heir. Due to Albany’s schemes, the future heir’s marriage was practically up for auction, as it was widely understood that the nobleman in Scotland willing to offer the largest dowry for his daughter could hope to raise her to the Duke of Rothsay’s bed.

In the contest for preference which ensued, George Earl of Dunbar and March, who possessed, by himself or his vassals, a great part of the eastern frontier, was preferred to other competitors; and his daughter was, with the mutual goodwill of the young couple, actually contracted to the Duke of Rothsay.

In the competition for preference that followed, George Earl of Dunbar and March, who owned a significant portion of the eastern frontier through himself or his vassals, was chosen over other candidates; and his daughter was, with the mutual agreement of the young couple, officially engaged to the Duke of Rothsay.

But there remained a third party to be consulted, and that was no other than the tremendous Archibald Earl of Douglas, terrible alike from the extent of his lands, from the numerous offices and jurisdictions with which he was invested, and from his personal qualities of wisdom and valour, mingled with indomitable pride, and more than the feudal love of vengeance. The Earl was also nearly related to the throne, having married the eldest daughter of the reigning monarch.

But there was still a third party to consult, and that was none other than the powerful Archibald Earl of Douglas. He was feared for the vastness of his lands, the many positions and jurisdictions he held, and his personal traits of wisdom and bravery, mixed with unyielding pride and more than just a feudal desire for revenge. The Earl was also closely related to the throne, having married the eldest daughter of the current king.

After the espousals of the Duke of Rothsay with the Earl of March’s daughter, Douglas, as if he had postponed his share in the negotiation to show that it could not be concluded with any one but himself, entered the lists to break off the contract. He tendered a larger dower with his daughter Marjory than the Earl of March had proffered; and, secured by his own cupidity and fear of the Douglas, Albany exerted his influence with the timid monarch till he was prevailed upon to break the contract with the Earl of March, and wed his son to Marjory Douglas, a woman whom Rothsay could not love. No apology was offered to the Earl of March, excepting that the espousals betwixt the Prince and Elizabeth of Dunbar had not been approved by the States of Parliament, and that till such ratification the contract was liable to be broken off. The Earl deeply resented the wrong done to himself and his daughter, and was generally understood to study revenge, which his great influence on the English frontier was likely to place within his power.

After the Duke of Rothsay got engaged to the Earl of March’s daughter, Douglas, he seemed to delay his part in the negotiations to show that the deal couldn't be finalized without him. He offered a larger dowry for his daughter Marjory than the Earl of March had proposed. Motivated by his own greed and fear of the Douglas family, Albany used his influence over the hesitant king until he convinced him to break the agreement with the Earl of March and marry his son to Marjory Douglas, a woman whom Rothsay couldn't bring himself to love. No apology was given to the Earl of March, other than the claim that the engagement between the Prince and Elizabeth of Dunbar hadn't been approved by the Parliament, and until it was ratified, the contract could be canceled. The Earl was deeply offended by the wrong done to him and his daughter, and it was widely believed he was planning revenge, which his significant influence on the English border could make possible.

In the mean time, the Duke of Rothsay, incensed at the sacrifice of his hand and his inclinations to this state intrigue, took his own mode of venting his displeasure, by neglecting his wife, contemning his formidable and dangerous father in law, and showing little respect to the authority of the King himself, and none whatever to the remonstrances of Albany, his uncle, whom he looked upon as his confirmed enemy.

In the meantime, the Duke of Rothsay, angry about the loss of his freedom and his desires to this political plot, chose to express his frustration by ignoring his wife, dismissing his powerful and dangerous father-in-law, showing little respect for the King’s authority, and completely disregarding the complaints of Albany, his uncle, whom he saw as his sworn enemy.

Amid these internal dissensions of his family, which extended themselves through his councils and administration, introducing everywhere the baneful effects of uncertainty and disunion, the feeble monarch had for some time been supported by the counsels of his queen, Annabella, a daughter of the noble house of Drummond, gifted with a depth of sagacity and firmness of mind which exercised some restraint over the levities of a son who respected her, and sustained on many occasions the wavering resolution of her royal husband. But after her death the imbecile sovereign resembled nothing so much as a vessel drifted from her anchors, and tossed about amidst contending currents. Abstractedly considered, Robert might be said to doat upon his son, to entertain respect and awe for the character of his brother Albany, so much more decisive than his own, to fear the Douglas with a terror which was almost instinctive; and to suspect the constancy of the bold but fickle Earl of March. But his feelings towards these various characters were so mixed and complicated, that from time to time they showed entirely different from what they really were; and according to the interest which had been last exerted over his flexible mind, the King would change from an indulgent to a strict and even cruel father, from a confiding to a jealous brother, or from a benignant and bountiful to a grasping and encroaching sovereign. Like the chameleon, his feeble mind reflected the colour of that firmer character upon which at the time he reposed for counsel and assistance. And when he disused the advice of one of his family, and employed the counsel of another, it was no unwonted thing to see a total change of measures, equally disrespectable to the character of the King and dangerous to the safety of the state.

Amidst the internal conflicts within his family, which spilled over into his councils and administration, creating everywhere the damaging effects of uncertainty and division, the weak monarch had for some time been supported by the guidance of his queen, Annabella, a member of the noble house of Drummond. She was wise and strong-minded, which helped to restrain the frivolity of her son, who respected her, and often steadied the waffling resolve of her royal husband. But after her death, the ineffective king resembled nothing so much as a ship adrift from its anchors, tossed about by conflicting currents. When looked at abstractly, Robert could be said to dote on his son, to respect and fear the decisiveness of his brother Albany, to instinctively dread the Douglas clan, and to doubt the reliability of the bold yet unreliable Earl of March. However, his feelings towards these various figures were so mixed and complex that they often appeared completely different from what they actually were. Depending on whose influence last swayed his impressionable mind, the King could flip from an indulgent to a strict and even cruel father, from a trusting to a jealous brother, or from a generous and kind ruler to a greedy and encroaching sovereign. Like a chameleon, his frail mind reflected the personality of whoever he looked to for guidance at the time. When he stopped taking advice from one family member and sought counsel from another, it was not uncommon to see a complete change in actions, which was equally disgraceful for the King’s character and risky for the state’s safety.

It followed as a matter of course that the clergy of the Catholic Church acquired influence over a man whose intentions were so excellent, but whose resolutions were so infirm. Robert was haunted, not only with a due sense of the errors he had really committed, but with the tormenting apprehensions of those peccadilloes which beset a superstitious and timid mind. It is scarce necessary, therefore, to add, that the churchmen of various descriptions had no small influence over this easy tempered prince, though, indeed, theirs was, at that period, an influence from which few or none escaped, however resolute and firm of purpose in affairs of a temporal character. We now return from this long digression, without which what we have to relate could not perhaps have been well understood.

It was only natural that the clergy of the Catholic Church gained influence over a man whose intentions were admirable but whose resolve was weak. Robert was troubled not only by a genuine awareness of the mistakes he had made but also by the nagging worries about minor sins that plague a superstitious and anxious mind. It’s hardly necessary to mention that the churchmen of various kinds had significant sway over this easygoing prince, especially since, at that time, their influence was something few could resist, no matter how determined they were in worldly matters. We now return from this long digression, without which what we have to share might not be fully understood.

The King had moved with ungraceful difficulty to the cushioned chair which, under a state or canopy, stood prepared for his accommodation, and upon which he sank down with enjoyment, like an indolent man, who had been for some time confined to a constrained position. When seated, the gentle and venerable looks of the good old man showed benevolence. The prior, who now remained standing opposite to the royal seat, with an air of deep deference which cloaked the natural haughtiness of his carriage, was a man betwixt forty and fifty years of age, but every one of whose hairs still retained their natural dark colour. Acute features and a penetrating look attested the talents by which the venerable father had acquired his high station in the community over which he presided; and, we may add, in the councils of the kingdom, in whose service they were often exercised. The chief objects which his education and habits taught him to keep in view were the extension of the dominion and the wealth of the church, and the suppression of heresy, both of which he endeavoured to accomplish by all the means which his situation afforded him. But he honoured his religion by the sincerity of his own belief, and by the morality which guided his conduct in all ordinary situations. The faults of the Prior Anselm, though they led him into grievous error, and even cruelty, were perhaps rather those of his age and profession; his virtues were his own.

The King awkwardly made his way to the cushioned chair that was set up under a canopy for his comfort, and he sank into it with relief, like a lazy man who had been stuck in an uncomfortable position for a while. Once seated, the gentle and wise expression of the old man radiated kindness. The prior, who stood opposite the royal seat with a deep respect that masked his natural pride, was a man between forty and fifty, yet every one of his hairs was still naturally dark. His sharp features and keen gaze reflected the talents that helped him rise to his prominent position in the community he led, and, we might add, in the kingdom's councils, where those talents were frequently utilized. The main goals that his education and habits focused on were the expansion of the church's influence and wealth, and the suppression of heresy, which he sought to achieve through all the means available to him. However, he honored his faith with the sincerity of his beliefs and by the moral principles that guided his actions in everyday situations. The flaws of Prior Anselm, though they led to serious mistakes and even cruelty, were perhaps more reflective of his time and profession; his virtues, on the other hand, were truly his own.

“These things done,” said the King, “and the lands I have mentioned secured by my gift to this monastery, you are of opinion, father, that I stand as much in the good graces of our Holy Mother Church as to term myself her dutiful son?”

“Now that these things are done,” said the King, “and the lands I’ve mentioned are secured by my gift to this monastery, do you believe, father, that I am in the good graces of our Holy Mother Church enough to call myself her devoted son?”

“Surely, my liege,” said the prior; “would to God that all her children brought to the efficacious sacrament of confession as deep a sense of their errors, and as much will to make amends for them. But I speak these comforting words, my liege, not to Robert King of Scotland, but only to my humble and devout penitent, Robert Stuart of Carrick.”

“Of course, my lord,” said the prior; “I wish all her children approached the powerful sacrament of confession with such a strong awareness of their mistakes and a genuine desire to make things right. But I say these reassuring words, my lord, not to Robert, King of Scotland, but only to my humble and devoted penitent, Robert Stuart of Carrick.”

“You surprise me, father,” answered the King: “I have little check on my conscience for aught that I have done in my kingly office, seeing that I use therein less mine own opinion than the advice of the most wise counsellors.”

“You surprise me, Dad,” replied the King. “I don’t feel much guilt about anything I’ve done as king, since I rely more on the advice of my wise counselors than on my own opinions.”

“Even therein lieth the danger, my liege,” replied the prior. “The Holy Father recognises in your Grace, in every thought, word, and action, an obedient vassal of the Holy Church. But there are perverse counsellors, who obey the instinct of their wicked hearts, while they abuse the good nature and ductility of their monarch, and, under colour of serving his temporal interests, take steps which are prejudicial to those that last to eternity.”

“Even in that lies the danger, my lord,” replied the prior. “The Holy Father sees in Your Grace, in every thought, word, and action, a loyal servant of the Holy Church. But there are corrupt advisors who follow the wicked desires of their hearts, while exploiting the good nature and flexibility of their king, and, under the guise of serving his earthly interests, take actions that are harmful to those that matter for eternity.”

King Robert raised himself upright in his chair, and assumed an air of authority, which, though it well became him, he did not usually display.

King Robert sat up straight in his chair and took on an authoritative demeanor, which, while it suited him well, he didn’t typically show.

“Prior Anselm,” he said, “if you have discovered anything in my conduct, whether as a king or a private individual, which may call down such censures as your words intimate, it is your duty to speak plainly, and I command you to do so.”

“Prior Anselm,” he said, “if you’ve found anything in my behavior, whether as a king or just a person, that deserves the criticism your words suggest, you need to be direct about it, and I insist that you do.”

“My liege, you shall be obeyed,” answered the prior, with an inclination of the body. Then raising himself up, and assuming the dignity of his rank in the church, he said, “Hear from me the words of our Holy Father the Pope, the successor of St. Peter, to whom have descended the keys, both to bind and to unloose. ‘Wherefore, O Robert of Scotland, hast thou not received into the see of St. Andrews Henry of Wardlaw, whom the Pontiff hath recommended to fill that see? Why dost thou make profession with thy lips of dutiful service to the Church, when thy actions proclaim the depravity and disobedience of thy inward soul? Obedience is better than sacrifice.”

“My lord, you will be obeyed,” replied the prior, bowing slightly. Then, standing tall and taking on the authority of his position in the church, he said, “Listen to me as I convey the words of our Holy Father the Pope, the successor of St. Peter, to whom the keys to bind and to loosen have been passed down. ‘So, Robert of Scotland, why have you not appointed Henry of Wardlaw to the see of St. Andrews, as the Pontiff has recommended? Why do you profess loyalty to the Church with your words while your actions reveal the corruption and disobedience of your true self? Obedience is more important than sacrifice.”

“Sir prior,” said the monarch, bearing himself in a manner not unbecoming his lofty rank, “we may well dispense with answering you upon this subject, being a matter which concerns us and the estates of our kingdom, but does not affect our private conscience.”

“Sir prior,” said the king, holding himself in a way that suited his high status, “we could easily choose not to reply to you about this topic, as it is something that concerns us and the estates of our kingdom, but it doesn’t impact our personal conscience.”

“Alas,” said the prior, “and whose conscience will it concern at the last day? Which of your belted lords or wealthy burgesses will then step between their king and the penalty which he has incurred by following of their secular policy in matters ecclesiastical? Know, mighty king, that, were all the chivalry of thy realm drawn up to shield thee from the red levin bolt, they would be consumed like scorched parchment before the blaze of a furnace.”

“Alas,” said the prior, “and whose conscience will it concern on the last day? Which of your armored lords or rich merchants will then stand between their king and the punishment he faces for following their secular interests in church matters? Know this, mighty king: even if all the knights of your realm came together to protect you from the fiery bolt of judgment, they would be burned up like charred parchment in front of a furnace’s fire.”

“Good father prior,” said the King, on whose timorous conscience this kind of language seldom failed to make an impression, “you surely argue over rigidly in this matter. It was during my last indisposition, while the Earl of Douglas held, as lieutenant general, the regal authority in Scotland, that the obstruction to the reception of the Primate unhappily arose. Do not, therefore, tax me with what happened when I was unable to conduct the affairs of the kingdom, and compelled to delegate my power to another.”

“Good father prior,” said the King, whose anxious conscience was usually affected by this kind of talk, “you really are being too strict about this. It was during my last illness, when the Earl of Douglas was acting as the lieutenant general and held the royal authority in Scotland, that the issue with the Primate unfortunately came up. So please, don’t blame me for what happened when I couldn’t manage the kingdom’s affairs and had to pass my power to someone else.”

“To your subject, sire, you have said enough,” replied the prior. “But, if the impediment arose during the lieutenancy of the Earl of Douglas, the legate of his Holiness will demand wherefore it has not been instantly removed, when the King resumed in his royal hands the reins of authority? The Black Douglas can do much—more perhaps than a subject should have power to do in the kingdom of his sovereign; but he cannot stand betwixt your Grace and your own conscience, or release you from the duties to the Holy Church which your situation as a king imposes upon you.”

“To your point, sire, you’ve said enough,” replied the prior. “But if the issue came up during the Earl of Douglas’s time in charge, the Pope’s representative will want to know why it hasn’t been addressed immediately since the King took back control? The Black Douglas has a lot of influence—more, perhaps, than a subject should have in the king's realm; but he can’t stand between you and your own conscience, nor can he free you from the responsibilities to the Holy Church that come with your role as king.”

“Father,” said Robert, somewhat impatiently, “you are over peremptory in this matter, and ought at least to wait a reasonable season, until we have time to consider of some remedy. Such disputes have happened repeatedly in the reigns of our predecessors; and our royal and blessed ancestor, St. David, did not resign his privileges as a monarch without making a stand in their defence, even though he was involved in arguments with the Holy Father himself.”

“Dad,” Robert said, a bit impatiently, “you’re being way too forceful about this, and you should at least give us some time to think of a solution. These kinds of disputes have happened many times during the reigns of those before us; and our royal and blessed ancestor, St. David, didn’t just give up his rights as a king without standing up for them, even though he was in disagreements with the Pope himself.”

“And therein was that great and good king neither holy nor saintly,” said the prior “and therefore was he given to be a rout and a spoil to his enemies, when he raised his sword against the banners of St. Peter, and St. Paul, and St. John of Beverley, in the war, as it is still called, of the Standard. Well was it for him that, like his namesake, the son of Jesse, his sin was punished upon earth, and not entered against him at the long and dire day of accounting.”

“And that great and good king was neither holy nor saintly,” said the prior, “and because of that, he became an easy target for his enemies when he raised his sword against the banners of St. Peter, St. Paul, and St. John of Beverley in the war, still known today as the Battle of the Standard. It was fortunate for him that, like his namesake, the son of Jesse, his sins were punished on earth and not held against him on the long and dreadful day of judgment.”

“Well, good prior—well—enough of this for the present. The Holy See shall, God willing, have no reason to complain of me. I take Our Lady to witness, I would not for the crown I wear take the burden of wronging our Mother Church. We have ever feared that the Earl of Douglas kept his eyes too much fixed on the fame and the temporalities of this frail and passing life to feel altogether as he ought the claims that refer to a future world.”

“Well, good prior—well—enough of this for now. The Holy See, God willing, won’t have any reason to complain about me. I swear by Our Lady, I wouldn’t for anything I hold dear do anything to harm our Mother Church. We’ve always worried that the Earl of Douglas is too focused on the fame and wealth of this fleeting life to fully appreciate the importance of what comes in the next world.”

“It is but lately,” said the prior, “that he hath taken up forcible quarters in the monastery of Aberbrothock, with his retinue of a thousand followers; and the abbot is compelled to furnish him with all he needs for horse and man, which the Earl calls exercising the hospitality which he hath a right to expect from the foundation to which his ancestors were contributors. Certain, it were better to return to the Douglas his lands than to submit to such exaction, which more resembles the masterful license of Highland thiggers and sorners [sturdy beggars], than the demeanour of a Christian baron.”

“It’s only recently,” said the prior, “that he has forcefully taken up residence in the monastery of Aberbrothock, accompanied by a thousand followers; and the abbot is forced to provide him with everything he needs for both horse and rider, which the Earl refers to as the hospitality he believes he deserves from the institution to which his ancestors contributed. It would certainly be better to return the Douglas his lands than to submit to such demands, which resemble the domineering behavior of Highland thiggers and sorners [sturdy beggars] more than that of a Christian baron.”

“The Black Douglasses,” said the King, with a sigh, “are a race which will not be said nay. But, father prior, I am myself, it may be, an intruder of this kind; for my sojourning hath been long among you, and my retinue, though far fewer than the Douglas’s, are nevertheless enough to cumber you for their daily maintenance; and though our order is to send out purveyors to lessen your charge as much as may be, yet if there be inconvenience, it were fitting we should remove in time.”

“The Black Douglasses,” said the King, with a sigh, “are a clan that won't take no for an answer. But, Father Prior, I might be an intruder myself; my stay among you has been lengthy, and my entourage, while much smaller than the Douglases, is still enough to burden you with their daily upkeep. Although we've been instructed to send out suppliers to reduce your costs as much as possible, if it's causing you any hassle, it would be best for us to leave in good time.”

“Now, Our Lady forbid!” said the prior, who, if desirous of power, had nothing meanly covetous in his temper, but was even magnificent in his generous kindness; “certainly the Dominican convent can afford to her sovereign the hospitality which the house offers to every wanderer of whatever condition who will receive it at the hands of the poor servants of our patron. No, my royal liege; come with ten times your present train, they shall neither want a grain of oats, a pile of straw, a morsel of bread, nor an ounce of food which our convent can supply them. It is one thing to employ the revenues of the church, which are so much larger than monks ought to need or wish for, in the suitable and dutiful reception of your royal Majesty, and another to have it wrenched from us by the hands of rude and violent men, whose love of rapine is only limited by the extent of their power.”

“Now, God forbid!” said the prior, who, while wanting power, was not petty in his desires but rather generous in his kindness; “the Dominican convent can certainly provide hospitality to her majesty that we extend to every traveler, no matter their status, who accepts it from the humble servants of our patron. No, my royal liege; even if you come with ten times your current entourage, they will not lack for a grain of oats, a pile of straw, a piece of bread, or any food our convent can offer. It's one thing to use the church's revenues, which are far more than monks should need or desire, to properly and respectfully host your royal Majesty, and another to have it forcibly taken from us by the hands of rude and violent men, whose greed is only limited by their power.”

“It is well, good prior,” said the King; “and now to turn our thoughts for an instant from state affairs, can thy reverence inform us how the good citizens of Perth have begun their Valentine’s Day? Gallantly, and merrily, and peacefully; I hope.”

“It’s good, dear prior,” said the King; “and now, let’s take a moment away from state affairs. Can you tell us how the good citizens of Perth have started their Valentine’s Day? I hope it’s been gallant, merry, and peaceful.”

“For gallantly, my liege, I know little of such qualities. For peacefully, there were three or four men, two cruelly wounded, came this morning before daylight to ask the privilege of girth and sanctuary, pursued by a hue and cry of citizens in their shirts, with clubs, bills, Lochaber axes, and two handed swords, crying ‘Kill and slay,’ each louder than another. Nay, they were not satisfied when our porter and watch told them that those they pursued had taken refuge in the galilee of the church, but continued for some minutes clamouring and striking upon the postern door, demanding that the men who had offended should be delivered up to them. I was afraid their rude noise might have broken your Majesty’s rest, and raised some surprise.”

“For bravely, my lord, I don’t know much about those qualities. This morning, before dawn, three or four men came asking for shelter and safety. They were pursued by a crowd of citizens, in their nightclothes, with clubs, pitchforks, Lochaber axes, and two-handed swords, shouting ‘Kill and slay,’ each one louder than the last. They weren’t satisfied when our gatekeeper and guard informed them that the men they were chasing had taken refuge in the church’s entrance. They kept shouting and banging on the back door for several minutes, demanding that the men who had done wrong be handed over to them. I was worried their ruckus might have disturbed your Majesty’s rest or caused some concern.”

“My rest might have been broken,” said the monarch; “but that sounds of violence should have occasioned surprise—Alas! reverend father, there is in Scotland only one place where the shriek of the victim and threats of the oppressor are not heard, and that, father, is—the grave.”

“My rest might have been disturbed,” said the king; “but that sounds of violence should have caused surprise—Alas! dear father, there is in Scotland only one place where the cries of the victim and threats of the oppressor are not heard, and that, father, is—the grave.”

The prior stood in respectful silence, sympathising with the feelings of a monarch whose tenderness of heart suited so ill with the condition and manners of his people.

The prior stood in respectful silence, feeling for a king whose kindness clashed so badly with the nature and behavior of his people.

“And what became of the fugitives?” asked Robert, after a minute’s pause.

“And what happened to the fugitives?” Robert asked after a moment’s pause.

“Surely, sire,” said the prior, “they were dismissed, as they desired to be, before daylight; and after we had sent out to be assured that no ambush of their enemies watched them in the vicinity, they went their way in peace.”

“Of course, sir,” said the prior, “they left, just as they wanted to, before dawn; and after we checked to make sure there were no enemies lurking nearby, they went on their way in peace.”

“You know nothing,” inquired the King, “who the men were, or the cause of their taking refuge with you?”

“You know nothing,” asked the King, “about who the men were or why they sought refuge with you?”

“The cause,” said the prior, “was a riot with the townsmen; but how arising is not known to us. The custom of our house is to afford twenty-four hours of uninterrupted refuge in the sanctuary of St. Dominic, without asking any question at the poor unfortunates who have sought relief there. If they desire to remain for a longer space, the cause of their resorting to sanctuary must be put upon the register of the convent; and, praised be our holy saint, many persons escape the weight of the law by this temporary protection, whom, did we know the character of their crimes, we might have found ourselves obliged to render up to their pursuers and persecutors.”

“The reason,” said the prior, “was a riot with the townspeople; but how it started is unknown to us. Our house has a custom of providing twenty-four hours of uninterrupted refuge in the sanctuary of St. Dominic, without asking any questions of the unfortunate individuals who seek relief here. If they wish to stay longer, the reason for their seeking sanctuary must be recorded in the convent's register; and, thanks to our holy saint, many people escape the consequences of the law through this temporary protection, whom, if we knew the nature of their crimes, we might feel compelled to hand over to their pursuers and persecutors.”

As the prior spoke, a dim idea occurred to the monarch, that the privilege of sanctuary thus peremptorily executed must prove a severe interruption to the course of justice through his realm. But he repelled the feeling, as if it had been a suggestion of Satan, and took care that not a single word should escape to betray to the churchman that such a profane thought had ever occupied his bosom; on the contrary, he hasted to change the subject.

As the prior spoke, a troubling thought crossed the king's mind—that the quick execution of sanctuary rights would seriously disrupt the course of justice in his kingdom. However, he brushed aside the feeling, as if it were a temptation from the devil, and made sure that not a single word slipped out to reveal to the clergyman that such an unholy thought had ever crossed his mind; instead, he hurried to change the topic.

“The sun,” he said, “moves slowly on the index. After the painful information you have given me, I expected the Lords of my Council ere now, to take order with the ravelled affairs of this unhappy riot. Evil was the fortune which gave me rule over a people among whom it seems to me I am in my own person the only man who desires rest and tranquillity!”

“The sun,” he said, “is moving slowly on the clock. After the upsetting news you’ve shared, I thought the Lords of my Council would have already taken action on the tangled issues caused by this chaotic riot. It’s unfortunate that I have to govern a people where it feels like I’m the only one who wants peace and calm!”

“The church always desires peace and tranquillity,” added the prior, not suffering even so general a proposition to escape the poor king’s oppressed mind without insisting on a saving clause for the church’s honour.

“The church always wants peace and calm,” the prior added, not letting even such a broad statement slip by the troubled king’s mind without stressing a point for the church's honor.

“We meant nothing else,” said Robert. “But, father prior, you will allow that the church, in quelling strife, as is doubtless her purpose, resembles the busy housewife, who puts in motion the dust which she means to sweep away.”

“We meant nothing else,” said Robert. “But, Father Prior, you have to admit that the church, in trying to put an end to conflict, as I'm sure is her intention, is a lot like a busy housewife who stirs up the dust she plans to clean up.”

To this remark the prior would have made some reply, but the door of the apartment was opened, and a gentleman usher announced the Duke of Albany.

To this comment, the prior would have said something back, but then the door to the room opened, and a gentleman usher announced the Duke of Albany.





CHAPTER X.

     Gentle friend,
     Chide not her mirth, who was sad yesterday,
     And may be so tomorrow.

     JOANNA BAILLIE.
     Dear friend,  
     Don't criticize her happiness, who was sad yesterday,  
     And might be again tomorrow.  
     
     JOANNA BAILLIE.

The Duke of Albany was, like his royal brother, named Robert. The Christian name of the latter had been John until he was called to the throne; when the superstition of the times observed that the name had been connected with misfortune in the lives and reigns of John of England, John of France, and John Baliol of Scotland. It was therefore agreed that, to elude the bad omen, the new king should assume the name of Robert, rendered dear to Scotland by the recollections of Robert Bruce. We mention this to account for the existence of two brothers of the same Christian name in one family, which was not certainly an usual occurrence, more than at the present day.

The Duke of Albany, like his royal brother, was named Robert. The latter’s original name was John until he was called to the throne; at that time, people believed that the name had been associated with bad luck due to the reigns of John of England, John of France, and John Baliol of Scotland. So, it was decided that to avoid this bad omen, the new king would take on the name Robert, which was cherished in Scotland because of the legacy of Robert Bruce. We mention this to clarify why there were two brothers with the same name in one family, which wasn't a common occurrence, even more so than today.

Albany, also an aged man, was not supposed to be much more disposed for warlike enterprise than the King himself. But if he had not courage, he had wisdom to conceal and cloak over his want of that quality, which, once suspected, would have ruined all the plans which his ambition had formed. He had also pride enough to supply, in extremity, the want of real valour, and command enough over his nerves to conceal their agitation. In other respects, he was experienced in the ways of courts, calm, cool, and crafty, fixing upon the points which he desired to attain, while they were yet far removed, and never losing sight of them, though the winding paths in which he trode might occasionally seem to point to a different direction. In his person he resembled the King, for he was noble and majestic both in stature and countenance. But he had the advantage of his elder brother, in being unencumbered with any infirmity, and in every respect lighter and more active. His dress was rich and grave, as became his age and rank, and, like his royal brother, he wore no arms of any kind, a case of small knives supplying at his girdle the place usually occupied by a dagger in absence of a sword.

Albany, although also an older man, wasn’t expected to be any more eager for conflict than the King himself. But while he lacked courage, he had the wisdom to hide that deficiency, which, if discovered, would have ruined all his ambitious plans. He also had enough pride to compensate for a lack of true bravery and enough self-control to mask his nerves. In other ways, he was experienced in the tactics of courts—calm, cool, and cunning—focused on the goals he wanted to achieve, even when they seemed distant, and never losing sight of them, despite the winding paths he took that might suggest a different direction. Physically, he resembled the King, as he was noble and imposing in both build and appearance. However, he had the edge over his older brother, being free from any physical limitations and more agile overall. His attire was rich and dignified, fitting for his age and rank, and like his royal brother, he didn’t carry any weapons, just a small case of knives at his belt where one would typically find a dagger in the absence of a sword.

At the Duke’s entrance the prior, after making an obeisance, respectfully withdrew to a recess in the apartment, at some distance from the royal seat, in order to leave the conversation of the brothers uncontrolled by the presence of a third person. It is necessary to mention, that the recess was formed by a window; placed in the inner front of the monastic buildings, called the palace, from its being the frequent residence of the Kings of Scotland, but which was, unless on such occasions, the residence of the prior or abbot. The window was placed over the principal entrance to the royal apartments, and commanded a view of the internal quadrangle of the convent, formed on the right hand by the length of the magnificent church, on the left by a building containing the range of cellars, with the refectory, chapter house, and other conventual apartments rising above them, for such existed altogether independent of the space occupied by King Robert and his attendants; while a fourth row of buildings, showing a noble outward front to the rising sun, consisted of a large hospitium, for the reception of strangers and pilgrims, and many subordinate offices, warehouses, and places of accommodation, for the ample stores which supplied the magnificent hospitality of the Dominican fathers. A lofty vaulted entrance led through this eastern front into the quadrangle, and was precisely opposite to the window at which Prior Anselm stood, so that he could see underneath the dark arch, and observe the light which gleamed beneath it from the eastern and open portal; but, owing to the height to which he was raised, and the depth of the vaulted archway, his eye could but indistinctly reach the opposite and extended portal. It is necessary to notice these localities.

At the Duke's entrance, the prior made a respectful bow and then stepped back into a recess of the room, away from the royal seat, to let the brothers talk freely without a third person present. It’s worth mentioning that the recess was created by a window in the front section of the monastic buildings, known as the palace because it was often used by the Kings of Scotland, although it generally served as the residence of the prior or abbot. The window overlooked the main entrance to the royal quarters and provided a view of the inner courtyard of the convent, which was bordered on the right by the impressive church, and on the left by a building that housed the cellars and the dining hall, chapter house, and other convent spaces that were separate from where King Robert and his attendants were. The fourth side was made up of buildings that faced the rising sun, including a large hospitium for welcoming guests and pilgrims, along with various offices, warehouses, and accommodations to support the rich hospitality of the Dominican fathers. A tall vaulted entrance connected this eastern front to the courtyard and was directly opposite where Prior Anselm stood, allowing him to see through the dark arch and catch a glimpse of the light shining from the open eastern portal. However, due to his elevated position and the depth of the archway, he could only make out the other doorway faintly. It’s important to highlight these locations.

We return to the conversation between the princely relatives.

We return to the discussion among the royal relatives.

“My dear brother,” said the King, raising the Duke of Albany, as he stooped to kiss his hand—“my dear, dear brother, wherefore this ceremonial? Are we not both sons of the same Stuart of Scotland and of the same Elizabeth More?”

“My dear brother,” said the King, lifting the Duke of Albany, as he bent to kiss his hand—“my dear, dear brother, why this formality? Aren’t we both sons of the same Stuart of Scotland and the same Elizabeth More?”

“I have not forgot that it is so,” said Albany, arising; “but I must not omit, in the familiarity of the brother, the respect that is due to the king.”

“I haven’t forgotten that it is true,” said Albany, getting up; “but I shouldn’t overlook, in the familiarity of a brother, the respect that’s owed to the king.”

“Oh, true—most true, Robin,” answered the King. “The throne is like a lofty and barren rock, upon which flower or shrub can never take root. All kindly feelings, all tender affections, are denied to a monarch. A king must not fold a brother to his heart—he dare not give way to fondness for a son.”

“Oh, that’s so true, Robin,” replied the King. “The throne is like a high and barren rock, where no flowers or shrubs can ever grow. All warm feelings, all tender affections, are kept away from a monarch. A king can't embrace a brother close to his heart—he can’t allow himself to love a son.”

“Such, in some respects, is the doom of greatness, sire,” answered Albany; “but Heaven, who removed to some distance from your Majesty’s sphere the members of your own family, has given you a whole people to be your children.”

“Such, in some ways, is the fate of greatness, sir,” replied Albany; “but Heaven, which kept your own family members at a distance from your Majesty, has given you an entire nation to be your children.”

“Alas! Robert,” answered the monarch, “your heart is better framed for the duties of a sovereign than mine. I see from the height at which fate has placed me that multitude whom you call my children. I love them, I wish them well; but they are many, and they are distant from me. Alas! even the meanest of them has some beloved being whom he can clasp to his heart, and upon whom he can lavish the fondness of a father. But all that a king can give to a people is a smile, such as the sun bestows on the snowy peaks of the Grampian mountains, as distant and as ineffectual. Alas, Robin! our father used to caress us, and if he chid us it was with a tone of kindness; yet he was a monarch as well as I, and wherefore should not I be permitted, like him, to reclaim my poor prodigal by affection as well as severity?”

“Sadly, Robert,” the king replied, “your heart is more suited for the responsibilities of a ruler than mine. From the position fate has placed me in, I can see the many people you refer to as my children. I care about them and want the best for them; however, there are so many of them, and they feel far away from me. Even the lowest among them has someone beloved to hold close, someone to whom he can show the love of a father. But all a king can offer his people is a smile, like the sun shining on the snowy peaks of the Grampian mountains, distant and ineffective. Oh, Robin! Our father used to hug us, and if he scolded us, it was with a kind tone; yet he was a king just like I am, so why shouldn’t I be allowed, like him, to bring back my wayward child with love as well as discipline?”

“Had affection never been tried, my liege,” replied Albany, in the tone of one who delivers sentiments which he grieves to utter, “means of gentleness ought assuredly to be first made use of. Your Grace is best judge whether they have been long enough persevered in, and whether those of discouragement and restraint may not prove a more effectual corrective. It is exclusively in your royal power to take what measures with the Duke of Rothsay you think will be most available to his ultimate benefit, and that of the kingdom.”

“Had love never been tested, my lord,” Albany replied, sounding as if he regretted having to say this, “gentle methods should definitely be tried first. Your Highness is the best judge of whether they’ve been used for long enough and whether discouragement and restrictions might serve as a more effective solution. It’s entirely within your royal power to decide what actions to take with the Duke of Rothsay that you believe will be most beneficial for him and for the kingdom.”

“This is unkind, brother,” said the King: “you indicate the painful path which you would have me pursue, yet you offer me not your support in treading it.”

“This is unkind, brother,” said the King: “you point out the difficult path that you want me to take, yet you don’t offer your support in walking it.”

“My support your Grace may ever command,” replied Albany; “but would it become me, of all men on earth, to prompt to your Grace severe measures against your son and heir? Me, on whom, in case of failure—which Heaven forefend!—of your Grace’s family, this fatal crown might descend? Would it not be thought and said by the fiery March and the haughty Douglas, that Albany had sown dissension between his royal brother and the heir to the Scottish throne, perhaps to clear the way for the succession of his own family? No, my liege, I can sacrifice my life to your service, but I must not place my honour in danger.”

“My support, Your Grace, is always at your command,” replied Albany; “but would it be appropriate for me, of all people, to encourage you to take harsh actions against your son and heir? Especially since, if anything were to happen—God forbid!—to your family, this heavy crown could fall to me? Wouldn’t the fiery March and the proud Douglas think and say that Albany had stirred up conflict between his royal brother and the heir to the Scottish throne, possibly to make way for his own family's succession? No, my liege, I can give my life for your service, but I cannot risk my honor.”

“You say true, Robin.—you say very true,” replied the King, hastening to put his own interpretation upon his brother’s words. “We must not suffer these powerful and dangerous lords to perceive that there is aught like discord in the royal family. That must be avoided of all things: and therefore we will still try indulgent measures, in hopes of correcting the follies of Rothsay. I behold sparks of hope in him, Robin, from time to time, that are well worth cherishing. He is young—very young—a prince, and in the heyday of his blood. We will have patience with him, like a good rider with a hot tempered horse. Let him exhaust this idle humor, and no one will be better pleased with him than yourself. You have censured me in your kindness for being too gentle, too retired; Rothsay has no such defects.”

“You’re absolutely right, Robin.—you’re very right,” replied the King, quickly putting his own spin on his brother’s words. “We can’t let these powerful and dangerous lords see any hint of discord in the royal family. That must be avoided at all costs: so we will continue to try lenient measures, hoping to correct Rothsay’s mistakes. I see occasional sparks of hope in him, Robin, that are definitely worth holding onto. He is young—very young—a prince, and full of energy. We will be patient with him, like a good rider with a hot-headed horse. Let him run out this reckless phase, and no one will be happier with him than you. You have kindly criticized me for being too soft, too withdrawn; Rothsay has no such issues.”

“I will pawn my life he has not,” replied Albany, drily.

“I’ll bet my life he hasn’t,” replied Albany, dryly.

“And he wants not reflection as well as spirit,” continued the poor king, pleading the cause of his son to his brother. “I have sent for him to attend council today, and we shall see how he acquits himself of his devoir. You yourself allow, Robin, that the Prince wants neither shrewdness nor capacity for affairs, when he is in the humor to consider them.”

“And he doesn’t just need reflection but also spirit,” continued the troubled king, advocating for his son to his brother. “I’ve called him to join the council today, and we’ll see how he handles his duties. You yourself agree, Robin, that the Prince has both insight and the ability to deal with matters when he’s in the mood to think about them.”

“Doubtless, he wants neither, my liege,” replied Albany, “when he is in the humor to consider them.”

“Surely, he wants neither, my king,” replied Albany, “when he feels like thinking about them.”

“I say so,” answered the King; “and am heartily glad that you agree with me, Robin, in giving this poor hapless young man another trial. He has no mother now to plead his cause with an incensed father. That must be remembered, Albany.”

“I say so,” answered the King; “and I’m really glad you agree with me, Robin, in giving this poor unfortunate young man another chance. He doesn’t have a mother anymore to speak up for him with an angry father. That’s something to keep in mind, Albany.”

“I trust,” said Albany, “the course which is most agreeable to your Grace’s feelings will also prove the wisest and the best.”

“I believe,” said Albany, “that the path that feels most right to your Grace will also be the smartest and the best.”

The Duke well saw the simple stratagem by which the King was endeavouring to escape from the conclusions of his reasoning, and to adopt, under pretence of his sanction, a course of proceeding the reverse of what it best suited him to recommend. But though he saw he could not guide his brother to the line of conduct he desired, he would not abandon the reins, but resolved to watch for a fitter opportunity of obtaining the sinister advantages to which new quarrels betwixt the King and Prince were soon, he thought, likely to give rise.

The Duke clearly understood the straightforward trick the King was trying to use to dodge the implications of his reasoning and to push for a course of action that was the exact opposite of what he should actually recommend. However, even though he realized he couldn't steer his brother toward the behavior he wanted, he didn’t give up control; instead, he decided to wait for a better chance to gain the unfair benefits that he believed would soon arise from fresh conflicts between the King and the Prince.

In the mean time, King Robert, afraid lest his brother should resume the painful subject from which he had just escaped, called aloud to the prior of the Dominicans, “I hear the trampling of horse. Your station commands the courtyard, reverend father. Look from the window, and tell us who alights. Rothsay, is it not?”

In the meantime, King Robert, worried that his brother might bring up the uncomfortable topic he had just dodged, called out to the prior of the Dominicans, “I hear the sound of horses. Your position overlooks the courtyard, reverend father. Please look out the window and tell us who has arrived. It’s Rothsay, isn’t it?”

“The noble Earl of March, with his followers,” said the prior.

“The noble Earl of March, along with his followers,” said the prior.

“Is he strongly accompanied?” said the King. “Do his people enter the inner gate?”

“Is he well guarded?” asked the King. “Do his people go through the inner gate?”

At the same moment, Albany whispered the King, “Fear nothing, the Brandanes of your household are under arms.”

At that moment, Albany whispered to the King, “Don’t worry, the Brandanes in your household are ready.”

The King nodded thanks, while the prior from the window answered the question he had put. “The Earl is attended by two pages, two gentlemen, and four grooms. One page follows him up the main staircase, bearing his lordship’s sword. The others halt in the court, and—Benedicite, how is this? Here is a strolling glee woman, with her viol, preparing to sing beneath the royal windows, and in the cloister of the Dominicans, as she might in the yard of an hostelrie! I will have her presently thrust forth.”

The King nodded in thanks while the prior at the window responded to his question. “The Earl is accompanied by two pages, two gentlemen, and four grooms. One page is following him up the main staircase, carrying his sword. The others are waiting in the courtyard, and—goodness, what’s this? Here’s a wandering singer with her violin, getting ready to perform beneath the royal windows, just like she would in the yard of an inn! I’ll have her removed right away.”

“Not so, father,” said the King. “Let me implore grace for the poor wanderer. The joyous science, as they call it, which they profess, mingles sadly with the distresses to which want and calamity condemn a strolling race; and in that they resemble a king, to whom all men cry, ‘All hail!’ while he lacks the homage and obedient affection which the poorest yeoman receives from his family. Let the wanderer remain undisturbed, father; and let her sing if she will to the yeomen and troopers in the court; it will keep them from quarrelling with each other, belonging, as they do, to such unruly and hostile masters.”

“Not so, father,” said the King. “Please let me plead for the poor wanderer. The joyful art, as they call it, that they practice sadly mixes with the hardships that leave a wandering people in distress; and in that, they are like a king, who everyone greets with, ‘All hail!’ while he misses the respect and loyal love that even the poorest farmer gets from his family. Let the wanderer be undisturbed, father; and if she wants to sing to the farmers and soldiers in the court, let her do so; it will keep them from fighting with each other, since they all serve such unruly and hostile masters.”

So spoke the well meaning and feeble minded prince, and the prior bowed in acquiescence. As he spoke, the Earl of March entered the hall of audience, dressed in the ordinary riding garb of the time, and wearing his poniard. He had left in the anteroom the page of honour who carried his sword. The Earl was a well built, handsome man, fair complexioned, with a considerable profusion of light coloured hair, and bright blue eyes, which gleamed like those of a falcon. He exhibited in his countenance, otherwise pleasing, the marks of a hasty and irritable temper, which his situation as a high and powerful feudal lord had given him but too many opportunities of indulging.

So spoke the well-meaning but slow-witted prince, and the prior nodded in agreement. As he spoke, the Earl of March entered the audience hall, dressed in the typical riding clothes of the era, with his dagger at his side. He had left his page, who carried his sword, in the anteroom. The Earl was a strong, handsome man with a fair complexion, a good amount of light-colored hair, and bright blue eyes that sparkled like a falcon's. Although his face was generally handsome, it showed signs of a quick and irritable temper, a result of his position as a powerful feudal lord, which had often given him the chance to let it show.

“I am glad to see you, my Lord of March,” said the King, with a gracious inclination of his person. “You have been long absent from our councils.”

“I’m glad to see you, my Lord of March,” said the King, with a polite nod. “You’ve been away from our meetings for quite a while.”

“My liege,” answered March with a deep reverence to the King, and a haughty and formal inclination to the Duke of Albany, “if I have been absent from your Grace’s councils, it is because my place has been supplied by more acceptable, and, I doubt not, abler, counsellors. And now I come but to say to your Highness, that the news from the English frontier make it necessary that I should return without delay to my own estates. Your Grace has your wise and politic brother, my Lord of Albany, with whom to consult, and the mighty and warlike Earl of Douglas to carry your counsels into effect. I am of no use save in my own country; and thither, with your Highness’s permission, I am purposed instantly to return, to attend my charge, as Warden of the Eastern Marches.”

“Your Majesty,” March replied with deep respect for the King and a haughty, formal nod to the Duke of Albany, “if I have been absent from your Grace’s meetings, it’s because my position has been filled by more agreeable, and I have no doubt, more capable advisors. And now I’ve come only to inform your Highness that news from the English border makes it urgent for me to return to my own lands without delay. Your Grace has your wise and shrewd brother, my Lord of Albany, to consult with, and the powerful and warrior-like Earl of Douglas to implement your plans. I am only useful in my own country; and there, with your Highness’s permission, I intend to return immediately, to oversee my duties as Warden of the Eastern Marches.”

“You will not deal so unkindly with us, cousin,” replied the gentle monarch. “Here are evil tidings on the wind. These unhappy Highland clans are again breaking into general commotion, and the tranquillity even of our own court requires the wisest of our council to advise, and the bravest of our barons to execute, what may be resolved upon. The descendant of Thomas Randolph will not surely abandon the grandson of Robert Bruce at such a period as this?”

“You won't treat us so poorly, cousin,” replied the kind king. “There are bad news coming our way. These troubled Highland clans are stirring up trouble again, and even our own court needs the best advice from our council and the bravest of our lords to carry out whatever decisions we make. Surely, the descendant of Thomas Randolph won’t leave the grandson of Robert Bruce in a moment like this?”

“I leave with him the descendant of the far famed James of Douglas,” answered March. “It is his lordship’s boast that he never puts foot in stirrup but a thousand horse mount with him as his daily lifeguard, and I believe the monks of Aberbrothock will swear to the fact. Surely, with all the Douglas’s chivalry, they are fitter to restrain a disorderly swarm of Highland kerne than I can be to withstand the archery of England and power of Henry Hotspur? And then, here is his Grace of Albany, so jealous in his care of your Highness’s person, that he calls your Brandanes to take arms when a dutiful subject like myself approaches the court with a poor half score of horse, the retinue of the meanest of the petty barons who own a tower and a thousand acres of barren heath. When such precautions are taken where there is not the slightest chance of peril—since I trust none was to be apprehended from me—your royal person will surely be suitably guarded in real danger.”

“I leave with him the descendant of the famous James of Douglas,” answered March. “It’s his lordship’s claim that he never mounts a horse without a thousand riders accompanying him as his daily bodyguard, and I believe the monks of Aberbrothock would back that up. Surely, with all the Douglas’s chivalry, they are better suited to handle a rowdy group of Highland fighters than I am to face the archers of England and the power of Henry Hotspur? And then, there’s his Grace of Albany, so protective of your Highness that he calls your Brandanes to arms when a loyal subject like me approaches the court with just a small group of horsemen, the entourage of the least significant of the petty barons who own a tower and a thousand acres of barren land. When such precautions are taken for a situation where there isn’t the slightest chance of danger—since I trust no one thought I posed a threat—your royal person will surely be well-protected in real danger.”

“My Lord of March,” said the Duke of Albany, “the meanest of the barons of whom you speak put their followers in arms even when they receive their dearest and nearest friends within the iron gate of their castle; and, if it please Our Lady, I will not care less for the King’s person than they do for their own. The Brandanes are the King’s immediate retainers and household servants, and an hundred of them is but a small guard round his Grace, when yourself, my lord, as well as the Earl of Douglas, often ride with ten times the number.”

“Lord of March,” said the Duke of Albany, “even the least of the barons you mention arm their followers when they welcome their closest friends through the iron gate of their castle; and, with Our Lady's grace, I won’t care any less for the King’s safety than they do for their own. The Brandanes are the King’s closest retainers and household servants, and a hundred of them is just a small guard around his Grace, while you, my lord, and the Earl of Douglas often ride with ten times that number.”

“My Lord Duke,” replied March, “when the service of the King requires it, I can ride with ten times as many horse as your Grace has named; but I have never done so either traitorously to entrap the King nor boastfully to overawe other nobles.”

“My Lord Duke,” March replied, “when the King's service calls for it, I can ride with ten times the number of horses you mentioned; but I've never done so to betray the King or to intimidate other nobles.”

“Brother Robert,” said the King, ever anxious to be a peacemaker, “you do wrong even to intimate a suspicion of my Lord of March. And you, cousin of March, misconstrue my brother’s caution. But hark—to divert this angry parley—I hear no unpleasing touch of minstrelsy. You know the gay science, my Lord of March, and love it well. Step to yonder window, beside the holy prior, at whom we make no question touching secular pleasures, and you will tell us if the music and play be worth listening to. The notes are of France, I think. My brother of Albany’s judgment is not worth a cockle shell in such matters, so you, cousin, must report your opinion whether the poor glee maiden deserves recompense. Our son and the Douglas will presently be here, and then, when our council is assembled, we will treat of graver matters.”

“Brother Robert,” said the King, always eager to keep the peace, “you’re wrong even to suggest anything about my Lord of March. And you, cousin of March, misunderstand my brother’s caution. But listen—to change this heated discussion—I hear some pleasant music. You know the lighthearted art well, my Lord of March. Step to that window, next to the holy prior, who we have no doubt about regarding worldly pleasures, and tell us if the music and performance are enjoyable. I think the tunes are from France. My brother of Albany’s opinion isn’t worth anything in these matters, so you, cousin, need to share your thoughts on whether the poor minstrel deserves a reward. Our son and the Douglas will be here soon, and then, when our council is gathered, we will discuss more serious issues.”

With something like a smile on his proud brow, March withdrew into the recess of the window, and stood there in silence beside the prior, like one who, while he obeyed the King’s command, saw through and despised the timid precaution which it implied, as an attempt to prevent the dispute betwixt Albany and himself. The tune, which was played upon a viol, was gay and sprightly in the commencement, with a touch of the wildness of the troubadour music. But, as it proceeded, the faltering tones of the instrument, and of the female voice which accompanied it, became plaintive and interrupted, as if choked by the painful feelings of the minstrel.

With a sort of smile on his proud forehead, March stepped back into the window alcove and stood there silently next to the prior, like someone who, while following the King’s orders, could see through and scorned the cautiousness it suggested, as an attempt to avoid the conflict between Albany and himself. The tune being played on a viol started off lively and cheerful, with hints of the wildness found in troubadour music. But as it went on, the wavering notes of the instrument and the accompanying female voice turned sad and hesitant, as if stifled by the minstrel's painful emotions.

The offended earl, whatever might be his judgment in such matters on which the King had complimented him, paid, it may be supposed, little attention to the music of the female minstrel. His proud heart was struggling between the allegiance he owed his sovereign, as well as the love he still found lurking in his bosom for the person of his well natured king, and a desire of vengeance arising out of his disappointed ambition, and the disgrace done to him by the substitution of Marjory Douglas to be bride of the heir apparent, instead of his betrothed daughter. March had the vices and virtues of a hasty and uncertain character, and even now, when he came to bid the King adieu, with the purpose of renouncing his allegiance as soon as he reached his own feudal territories, he felt unwilling, and almost unable, to resolve upon a step so criminal and so full of peril. It was with such dangerous cogitations that he was occupied during the beginning of the glee maiden’s lay; but objects which called his attention powerfully, as the songstress proceeded, affected the current of his thoughts, and riveted them on what was passing in the courtyard of the monastery. The song was in the Provencal dialect, well understood as the language of poetry in all the courts of Europe, and particularly in Scotland. It was more simply turned, however, than was the general cast of the sirventes, and rather resembled the lai of a Norman minstrel. It may be translated thus:

The offended earl, regardless of his views on the matters that the King had praised him for, probably paid little attention to the music of the female minstrel. His proud heart was torn between his loyalty to his sovereign and the lingering love he felt for his well-meaning king, and a desire for revenge driven by his thwarted ambitions and the disgrace of having Marjory Douglas chosen as the bride of the heir apparent instead of his own betrothed daughter. March had both the flaws and strengths of a rash and indecisive character, and even now, as he prepared to say goodbye to the King with the intention of renouncing his allegiance once he returned to his own territory, he felt reluctant and almost incapable of committing to such a treacherous and dangerous action. It was with these troubling thoughts that he occupied himself at the start of the maiden's song; however, as the songstress continued, certain vivid images around him captured his attention and shifted his focus to what was happening in the courtyard of the monastery. The song was in the Provençal dialect, which was well-known as the language of poetry in all the courts of Europe, especially in Scotland. It was, however, more straightforward than the usual style of sirventes, resembling the lai of a Norman minstrel. It can be translated as follows:

     The Lay of Poor Louise.

     Ah, poor Louise!  The livelong day
     She roams from cot to castle gay;
     And still her voice and viol say,
     Ah, maids, beware the woodland way;
     Think on Louise.

     Ah, poor Louise!  The sun was high;
     It smirch’d her cheek, it dimm’d her eye.
     The woodland walk was cool and nigh,
     Where birds with chiming streamlets vie
     To cheer Louise.

     Ah, poor Louise!  The savage bear
     Made ne’er that lovely grove his lair;
     The wolves molest not paths so fair.
     But better far had such been there
     For poor Louise.

     Ah, poor Louise!  In woody wold
     She met a huntsman fair and bold;
     His baldrick was of silk and gold,
     And many a witching tale he told
     To poor Louise.

     Ah, poor Louise!  Small cause to pine
     Hadst thou for treasures of the mine;
     For peace of mind, that gift divine,
     And spotless innocence, were thine.
     Ah, poor Louise!

     Ah, poor Louise!  Thy treasure’s reft.
     I know not if by force or theft,
     Or part by violence, part by gift;
     But misery is all that’s left
     To poor Louise,

     Let poor Louise some succour have!
     She will not long your bounty crave,
     Or tire the gay with warning stave;
     For Heaven has grace, and earth a grave
     For poor Louise.
     The Lay of Poor Louise.

     Oh, poor Louise! All day long  
     She wanders from cottage to fancy castle;  
     And still her voice and violin say,  
     Oh, girls, watch out for the woodland path;  
     Think of Louise.  

     Oh, poor Louise! The sun was high;  
     It marred her cheek, it dimmed her eye.  
     The woodland walk was cool and near,  
     Where birds compete with flowing streams  
     To cheer Louise.  

     Oh, poor Louise! The fierce bear  
     Never made that lovely grove his home;  
     The wolves don’t bother such fair paths.  
     But it would have been better if they had  
     For poor Louise.  

     Oh, poor Louise! In the wooded area  
     She met a huntsman, handsome and bold;  
     His belt was made of silk and gold,  
     And he told many charming tales  
     To poor Louise.  

     Oh, poor Louise! You had little reason to pine  
     For treasures of the mine;  
     For peace of mind, that divine gift,  
     And pure innocence, were yours.  
     Oh, poor Louise!  

     Oh, poor Louise! Your treasure is gone.  
     I don’t know if it was by force or theft,  
     Or partly by violence, partly by gift;  
     But all that’s left is misery  
     For poor Louise.  

     Let poor Louise have some help!  
     She won’t long crave your generosity,  
     Or wear out the cheerful with her warnings;  
     For Heaven gives grace, and earth a grave  
     For poor Louise.

The song was no sooner finished than, anxious lest the dispute should be revived betwixt his brother and the Earl of March, King Robert called to the latter, “What think you of the minstrelsy, my lord? Methinks, as I heard it even at this distance, it was a wild and pleasing lay.”

The song had barely ended when, worried that the argument between his brother and the Earl of March might start again, King Robert said to the latter, “What do you think of the music, my lord? I thought, even from this distance, it was a lively and enjoyable tune.”

“My judgment is not deep my lord; but the singer may dispense with my approbation, since she seems to have received that of his Grace of Rothsay, the best judge in Scotland.”

“My judgment isn’t very deep, my lord; but the singer doesn’t need my approval, since it looks like she’s already received it from his Grace of Rothsay, the best judge in Scotland.”

“How!” said the King in alarm; “is my son below?”

“How!” the King exclaimed in alarm. “Is my son down there?”

“He is sitting on horseback by the glee maiden,” said March, with a malicious smile on his cheek, “apparently as much interested by her conversation as her music.”

“He's sitting on horseback next to the cheerful girl,” said March, with a sly smile on his face, “clearly as intrigued by her conversation as he is by her music.”

“How is this, father prior?” said the King.

“How is this, Father Prior?” said the King.

But the prior drew back from the lattice. “I have no will to see, my lord, things which it would pain me to repeat.”

But the prior stepped away from the window. “I don’t want to see, my lord, things that would hurt me to talk about.”

“How is all this?” said the King, who coloured deeply, and seemed about to rise from his chair; but changed his mind, as if unwilling, perhaps, to look upon some unbecoming prank of the wild young prince, which he might not have had heart to punish with necessary severity. The Earl of March seemed to have a pleasure in informing him of that of which doubtless he desired to remain ignorant.

“How is all this?” said the King, who flushed and looked like he was about to get up from his chair; but then he hesitated, perhaps not wanting to see some embarrassing stunt from the wild young prince, which he might not have had the heart to punish as harshly as needed. The Earl of March seemed to take pleasure in letting him know about something that he definitely wanted to stay unaware of.

“My liege,” he cried, “this is better and better. The glee maiden has not only engaged the ear of the Prince of Scotland, as well as of every groom and trooper in the courtyard, but she has riveted the attention of the Black Douglas, whom we have not known as a passionate admirer of the gay science. But truly, I do not wonder at his astonishment, for the Prince has honoured the fair professor of song and viol with a kiss of approbation.”

“My lord,” he shouted, “this just keeps getting better. The joyful girl has not only caught the attention of the Prince of Scotland, as well as every stable hand and soldier in the courtyard, but she has also captivated the Black Douglas, who we’ve never seen as a passionate fan of the arts. But honestly, I can understand his surprise, since the Prince has given the lovely teacher of music and violin a kiss of approval.”

“How!” cried the King, “is David of Rothsay trifling with a glee maiden, and his wife’s father in presence? Go, my good father abbot, call the Prince here instantly. Go, my dearest brother—” And when they had both left the room, the King continued, “Go, good cousin of March; there will be mischief, I am assured of it. I pray you go, cousin, and second my lord prior’s prayers with my commands.”

“How!” exclaimed the King, “Is David of Rothsay messing around with a joyful maiden while his wife's father is present? Go, my good father abbot, summon the Prince here right away. Hurry, my dearest brother—” And as soon as they had both exited the room, the King continued, “Go, good cousin of March; I'm sure there will be trouble. Please, cousin, go and support my lord prior’s requests with my orders.”

“You forget, my liege,” said March, with the voice of a deeply offended person, “the father of Elizabeth of Dunbar were but an unfit intercessor between the Douglas and his royal son in law.”

“You forget, my lord,” said March, sounding deeply offended, “the father of Elizabeth of Dunbar was not a suitable mediator between the Douglas and his royal son-in-law.”

“I crave your pardon, cousin,” said the gentle old man. “I own you have had some wrong; but my Rothsay will be murdered—I must go myself.”

“I’m so sorry, cousin,” said the kind old man. “I know you’ve been wronged; but my Rothsay is going to be killed—I have to go myself.”

But, as he arose precipitately from his chair, the poor king missed a footstep, stumbled, and fell heavily to the ground, in such a manner that, his head striking the corner of the seat from which he had risen, he became for a minute insensible. The sight of the accident at once overcame March’s resentment and melted his heart. He ran to the fallen monarch, and replaced him in his seat, using, in the tenderest and most respectful manner, such means as seemed most fit to recall animation.

But when he suddenly got up from his chair, the poor king missed a step, tripped, and fell hard to the ground. As he fell, his head hit the corner of the seat he had just left, and he was momentarily unconscious. Seeing the accident immediately dissolved March’s anger and softened his heart. He hurried over to the fallen king and helped him back into his seat, using the gentlest and most respectful methods to try to revive him.

Robert opened his eyes, and gazed around with uncertainty. “What has happened?—are we alone?—who is with us?”

Robert opened his eyes and looked around with uncertainty. “What happened?—are we alone?—who's with us?”

“Your dutiful subject, March,” replied the Earl.

“Your loyal subject, March,” replied the Earl.

“Alone with the Earl of March!” repeated the King, his still disturbed intellect receiving some alarm from the name of a powerful chief whom he had reason to believe he had mortally offended.

“Alone with the Earl of March!” repeated the King, his still troubled mind feeling some unease at the mention of a powerful leader he suspected he had deeply offended.

“Yes, my gracious liege, with poor George of Dunbar, of whom many have wished your Majesty to think ill, though he will be found truer to your royal person at the last than they will.”

“Yes, my gracious king, with poor George of Dunbar, whom many have wanted your Majesty to view negatively, though you will find him to be more loyal to your royal self in the end than they will.”

“Indeed, cousin, you have had too much wrong; and believe me, we shall strive to redress—”

“Honestly, cousin, you’ve been treated unfairly; and trust me, we will work to fix that—”

“If your Grace thinks so, it may yet be righted,” interrupted the Earl, catching at the hopes which his ambition suggested: “the Prince and Marjory Douglas are nearly related—the dispensation from Rome was informally granted—their marriage cannot be lawful—the Pope, who will do much for so godly a prince, can set aside this unchristian union, in respect of the pre-contract. Bethink you well, my liege,” continued the Earl, kindling with a new train of ambitious thoughts, to which the unexpected opportunity of pleading his cause personally had given rise—“bethink you how you choose betwixt the Douglas and me. He is powerful and mighty, I grant. But George of Dunbar wears the keys of Scotland at his belt, and could bring an English army to the gates of Edinburgh ere Douglas could leave the skirts of Carintable to oppose them. Your royal son loves my poor deserted girl, and hates the haughty Marjory of Douglas. Your Grace may judge the small account in which he holds her by his toying with a common glee maiden even in the presence of her father.”

“If you think so, it might still be fixed,” interrupted the Earl, seizing the hopes that his ambition brought: “the Prince and Marjory Douglas are closely related—the permit from Rome was casually granted—their marriage can’t be legitimate—the Pope, who will do a lot for such a devout prince, can annul this unchristian marriage due to the pre-contract. Think carefully, my liege,” continued the Earl, igniting new ambitious thoughts sparked by the unexpected chance to present his case personally—“consider how you choose between the Douglas and me. He is powerful and strong, I admit. But George of Dunbar holds the keys of Scotland at his side and could bring an English army to the gates of Edinburgh before Douglas could even leave the outskirts of Carintable to fight them. Your royal son loves my poor abandoned girl and despises the proud Marjory of Douglas. You can see how little he thinks of her by how he flirts with a common entertainer even in front of her father.”

The King had hitherto listened to the Earl’s argument with the bewildered feelings of a timid horseman, borne away by an impetuous steed, whose course he can neither arrest nor direct. But the last words awakened in his recollection the sense of his son’s immediate danger.

The King had until now listened to the Earl’s argument with the confused feelings of a nervous rider, being swept along by a wild horse that he couldn’t stop or control. But the Earl's last words brought back to his mind the awareness of his son’s looming danger.

“Oh, ay, most true—my son—the Douglas! Oh, my dear cousin, prevent blood, and all shall be as you will. Hark, there is a tumult—that was the clash of arms!”

“Oh, yeah, that's so true—my son—the Douglas! Oh, my dear cousin, stop the fighting, and everything will be as you want. Listen, there's a commotion—that was the sound of weapons!”

“By my coronet, by my knightly faith, it is true!” said the Earl, looking from the window upon the inner square of the convent, now filled with armed men and brandished weapons, and resounding with the clash of armour. The deep vaulted entrance was crowded with warriors at its farthest extremity, and blows seemed to be in the act of being exchanged betwixt some who were endeavouring to shut the gate and others who contended to press in.

“By my crown, by my knightly honor, it’s true!” said the Earl, looking out from the window at the inner courtyard of the convent, now filled with armed men and waving weapons, echoing with the sound of clashing armor. The deep, arched entrance was packed with warriors at its furthest end, and it looked like blows were being exchanged between those trying to shut the gate and others trying to force their way in.

“I will go instantly,” said the Earl of March, “and soon quell this sudden broil. Humbly I pray your Majesty to think on what I have had the boldness to propose.”

“I'll go right away,” said the Earl of March, “and quickly put an end to this sudden conflict. I humbly ask your Majesty to consider what I've had the audacity to suggest.”

“I will—I will, fair cousin,” said the King, scarce knowing to what he pledged himself; “do but prevent tumult and bloodshed!”

“I will—I will, dear cousin,” said the King, hardly aware of what he was committing to; “just keep the chaos and violence from happening!”





CHAPTER XI

     Fair is the damsel, passing fair;
     Sunny at distance gleams her smile;
     Approach—the cloud of woful care
     Hangs trembling in her eye the while.

     Lucinda, a Ballad.
     The girl is beautiful, really beautiful;  
     From afar, her smile shines bright;  
     But when you get closer—the shadow of sad worry  
     Lingers, trembling in her eyes.  

     Lucinda, a Ballad.

We must here trace a little more correctly the events which had been indistinctly seen from the window of the royal apartments, and yet more indistinctly reported by those who witnessed them. The glee maiden, already mentioned, had planted herself where a rise of two large broad steps, giving access to the main gateway of the royal apartments, gained her an advantage of a foot and a half in height over those in the court, of whom she hoped to form an audience. She wore the dress of her calling, which was more gaudy than rich, and showed the person more than did the garb of other females. She had laid aside an upper mantle, and a small basket which contained her slender stock of necessaries; and a little French spaniel dog sat beside them, as their protector. An azure blue jacket, embroidered with silver, and sitting close to the person, was open in front, and showed several waistcoats of different coloured silks, calculated to set off the symmetry of the shoulders and bosom, and remaining open at the throat. A small silver chain worn around her neck involved itself amongst these brilliant coloured waistcoats, and was again produced from them; to display a medal of the same metal, which intimated, in the name of some court or guild of minstrels, the degree she had taken in the gay or joyous science. A small scrip, suspended over her shoulders by a blue silk riband; hung on her left side.

We need to accurately outline the events that were vaguely observed from the royal apartments' window and even more vaguely reported by those who saw them. The young performer, previously mentioned, positioned herself on a rise created by two wide steps leading to the main entrance of the royal apartments, giving her an advantage of about a foot and a half in height over the crowd she hoped to attract. She was dressed in a costume that was flashier than lavish, showing off her figure more than the attire of other women. She had removed a top cloak and set down a small basket containing her limited supplies, while a small French spaniel sat beside them, acting as their guardian. Her azure blue jacket, adorned with silver embroidery, fit closely and was open at the front, revealing several waistcoats of various colored silks that highlighted the elegance of her shoulders and neckline, remaining open at the throat. A small silver chain around her neck intertwined with these vibrant waistcoats, showcasing a medal of the same metal that indicated, on behalf of some court or guild of performers, the level she had achieved in the art of joyfulness. A small pouch, hanging from her shoulders on a blue silk ribbon, was draped over her left side.

Her sunny complexion, snow white teeth, brilliant black eyes, and raven locks marked her country lying far in the south of France, and the arch smile and dimpled chin bore the same character. Her luxuriant raven locks, twisted around a small gold bodkin, were kept in their position by a net of silk and gold. Short petticoats, deep laced with silver, to correspond with the jacket, red stockings which were visible so high as near the calf of the leg, and buskins of Spanish leather, completed her adjustment, which, though far from new, had been saved as an untarnished holiday suit, which much care had kept in good order. She seemed about twenty-five years old; but perhaps fatigue and wandering had anticipated the touch of time in obliterating the freshness of early youth.

Her sun-kissed skin, bright white teeth, striking black eyes, and shiny black hair showcased her origins from the southern part of France, and her arched smile and dimpled chin had the same charm. Her luxurious black hair, coiled around a small gold pin, was secured by a silk and gold net. She wore short petticoats, intricately laced with silver to match her jacket, red stockings that rose high near her calves, and buskins made of Spanish leather, completing her outfit, which, although not brand new, was preserved as an untouched holiday ensemble, well-maintained with great care. She appeared to be about twenty-five years old; however, perhaps weariness and travel had hastened the effects of time, dimming the vibrancy of her youthful glow.

We have said the glee maiden’s manner was lively, and we may add that her smile and repartee were ready. But her gaiety was assumed, as a quality essentially necessary to her trade, of which it was one of the miseries, that the professors were obliged frequently to cover an aching heart with a compelled smile. This seemed to be the case with Louise, who, whether she was actually the heroine of her own song, or whatever other cause she might have for sadness, showed at times a strain of deep melancholy thought, which interfered with and controlled the natural flow of lively spirits which the practice of the joyous science especially required. She lacked also, even in her gayest sallies, the decided boldness and effrontery of her sisterhood, who were seldom at a loss to retort a saucy jest, or turn the laugh against any who interrupted or interfered with them.

We’ve mentioned that the cheerful performer was lively, and we can add that her smile and quick wit were always at the ready. But her joy was put on, a quality she needed for her job, which meant that the women had to often hide a heavy heart behind a forced smile. This seemed true for Louise, who, whether she was truly the star of her own song or had other reasons for her sadness, sometimes showed a deep sense of melancholy that got in the way of her usual lively spirit—something that the lively art she practiced particularly needed. Even in her happiest moments, she also lacked the boldness and audacity of her peers, who rarely struggled to respond to a cheeky jab or turn the laugh on anyone who dared to interrupt or interfere with them.

It may be here remarked, that it was impossible that this class of women, very numerous in that age, could bear a character generally respectable. They were, however, protected by the manners of the time; and such were the immunities they possessed by the rights of chivalry, that nothing was more rare than to hear of such errant damsels sustaining injury or wrong, and they passed and repassed safely, where armed travellers would probably have encountered a bloody opposition. But though licensed and protected in honour of their tuneful art, the wandering minstrels, male or female, like similar ministers to the public amusement, the itinerant musicians, for instance, and strolling comedians of our own day, led a life too irregular and precarious to be accounted a creditable part of society. Indeed, among the stricter Catholics, the profession was considered as unlawful.

It’s worth noting that it was unlikely for this group of women, quite common in that time, to maintain a generally respectable reputation. However, they were shielded by the social norms of the era; and due to the privileges afforded to them by chivalric rights, it was quite rare to hear of such wandering ladies suffering harm or injustice. They could move safely through places where armed travelers would likely face violent resistance. But even though they were authorized and protected in the name of their musical talents, traveling minstrels, whether male or female, similar to today’s itinerant musicians and street performers, led lives that were too unstable and uncertain to be seen as respectable members of society. In fact, among stricter Catholics, this profession was regarded as illicit.

Such was the damsel who, with viol in hand, and stationed on the slight elevation we have mentioned, stepped forward to the bystanders and announced herself as a mistress of the gay science, duly qualified by a brief from a Court of Love and Music held at Aix, in Provence, under the countenance of the flower of chivalry, the gallant Count Aymer; who now prayed that the cavaliers of merry Scotland, who were known over the wide world for bravery and courtesy, would permit a poor stranger to try whether she could afford them any amusement by her art. The love of song was like the love of fight, a common passion of the age, which all at least affected, whether they were actually possessed by it or no; therefore the acquiescence in Louise’s proposal was universal. At the same time, an aged, dark browed monk who was among the bystanders thought it necessary to remind the glee maiden that, since she was tolerated within these precincts, which was an unusual grace, he trusted nothing would be sung or said inconsistent with the holy character of the place.

Such was the young woman who, with a violin in hand and standing on the small hill we mentioned, stepped forward to the onlookers and introduced herself as a master of the joyful art, officially recognized by a letter from a Court of Love and Music held in Aix, Provence, under the patronage of the esteemed Count Aymer. She now asked the noble knights of merry Scotland, known around the world for their bravery and courtesy, to allow a poor stranger to see if she could entertain them with her skills. The love of song was like the love of battle, a shared passion of the time that everyone at least pretended to feel, whether they genuinely experienced it or not; thus, everyone agreed to Louise's proposal. At the same time, an elderly, dark-browed monk among the crowd felt it was necessary to remind the singing girl that since she was welcomed in these grounds, which was an unusual privilege, he hoped nothing would be sung or said that was inappropriate for the sacred nature of the place.

The glee maiden bent her head low, shook her sable locks, and crossed herself reverentially, as if she disclaimed the possibility of such a transgression, and then began the song of “Poor Louise.” which we gave at length in the last chapter.

The cheerful girl lowered her head, shook her dark hair, and crossed herself with respect, as if to deny the possibility of such a wrongdoing, and then started singing “Poor Louise,” which we covered in detail in the last chapter.

Just as she commenced, she was stopped by a cry of “Room—room—place for the Duke of Rothsay!”

Just as she started, she was interrupted by a shout of “Make way—make way—there’s room for the Duke of Rothsay!”

“Nay, hurry no man on my score,” said a gallant young cavalier, who entered on a noble Arabian horse, which he managed with exquisite grace, though by such slight handling of the reins, such imperceptible pressure of the limbs and sway of the body, that to any eye save that of an experienced horseman the animal seemed to be putting forth his paces for his own amusement, and thus gracefully bearing forward a rider who was too indolent to give himself any trouble about the matter.

“Nah, don’t rush anyone on my behalf,” said a dashing young knight, who rode in on a magnificent Arabian horse, which he controlled with effortless elegance. He used such subtle touches of the reins and such slight movements of his body that, to anyone but a skilled horseman, it looked like the horse was just showing off its skills for fun, while effortlessly carrying a rider who was too lazy to take control.

The Prince’s apparel, which was very rich, was put on with slovenly carelessness. His form, though his stature was low, and his limbs extremely slight, was elegant in the extreme; and his features no less handsome. But there was on his brow a haggard paleness, which seemed the effect of care or of dissipation, or of both these wasting causes combined. His eyes were sunk and dim, as from late indulgence in revelry on the preceding evening, while his cheek was inflamed with unnatural red, as if either the effect of the Bacchanalian orgies had not passed away from the constitution, or a morning draught had been resorted to, in order to remove the effects of the night’s debauchery.

The Prince’s outfit, though quite lavish, was worn with a careless attitude. His figure, despite being short and having very slim limbs, was strikingly elegant, and his features were equally handsome. However, his brow showed a haggard paleness, likely the result of stress, excess, or a combination of both. His eyes were sunken and dull, as if he had been out partying late the night before, while his cheeks were unnaturally flushed, suggesting that either the effects of the wild night out hadn’t worn off yet or he had resorted to a morning drink to counteract the aftermath of his indulgences.

Such was the Duke of Rothsay, and heir of the Scottish crown, a sight at once of interest and compassion. All unbonneted and made way for him, while he kept repeating carelessly, “No haste—no haste: I shall arrive soon enough at the place I am bound for. How’s this—a damsel of the joyous science? Ay, by St. Giles! and a comely wench to boot. Stand still, my merry men; never was minstrelsy marred for me. A good voice, by the mass! Begin me that lay again, sweetheart.”

Such was the Duke of Rothsay, heir to the Scottish crown, a figure both intriguing and pitiable. Everyone took off their hats and stepped aside for him, while he kept saying casually, “No rush—no rush: I’ll get to where I’m going soon enough. What’s this—a lady skilled in cheer? Yes, by St. Giles! And a pretty one, too. Hold on, my good friends; I’ve never let music get ruined for me. A lovely voice, indeed! Start that song over for me, darling.”

Louise did not know the person who addressed her; but the general respect paid by all around, and the easy and indifferent manner in which it was received, showed her she was addressed by a man of the highest quality. She recommenced her lay, and sung her best accordingly; while the young duke seemed thoughtful and rather affected towards the close of the ditty. But it was not his habit to cherish such melancholy affections.

Louise didn’t recognize the person who spoke to her, but the general respect everyone showed and the casual way it was received made it clear that she was being addressed by a man of high status. She started singing again and gave it her all; meanwhile, the young duke appeared thoughtful and somewhat moved as the song ended. However, it wasn’t his style to dwell on such sad feelings.

“This is a plaintive ditty, my nut brown maid,” said he, chucking the retreating glee maiden under the chin, and detaining her by the collar of her dress, which was not difficult, as he sat on horseback so close to the steps on which she stood. “But I warrant me you have livelier notes at will, ma bella tenebrosa; ay, and canst sing in bower as well as wold, and by night as well as day.”

“This is a sad little song, my brown-haired beauty,” he said, gently lifting the chin of the cheerful girl as she moved away, holding her by the collar of her dress, which was easy since he was sitting on horseback right next to the steps she was standing on. “But I bet you have brighter tunes ready to go, my beautiful dark one; yes, and you can sing in the meadow just as well as in the woods, and at night just as easily as during the day.”

“I am no nightingale, my lord,” said Louise, endeavouring to escape a species of gallantry which ill suited the place and circumstances—a discrepancy to which he who addressed it to her seemed contemptuously indifferent.

“I’m no nightingale, my lord,” said Louise, trying to avoid a kind of flirtation that didn’t fit the situation—a mismatch that the man speaking to her seemed to ignore completely.

“What hast thou there, darling?” he added, removing his hold from her collar to the scrip which she carried.

“What do you have there, darling?” he said, releasing his grip on her collar to look at the bag she was carrying.

Glad was Louise to escape his grasp, by slipping the knot of the riband, and leaving the little bag in the Prince’s hand, as, retiring back beyond his reach, she answered, “Nuts, my lord, of the last season.”

Glad was Louise to escape his grasp, slipping the ribbon knot and leaving the small bag in the Prince’s hand. As she stepped back beyond his reach, she replied, “Nuts, my lord, from last season.”

The Prince pulled out a handful of nuts accordingly. “Nuts, child! they will break thine ivory teeth, hurt thy pretty voice,” said Rothsay, cracking one with his teeth, like a village schoolboy.

The Prince pulled out a handful of nuts. “Nuts, kid! They’ll break your ivory teeth and ruin your lovely voice,” said Rothsay, cracking one with his teeth like a schoolboy.

“They are not the walnuts of my own sunny clime, my lord,” said Louise; “but they hang low, and are within the reach of the poor.”

"They're not the walnuts from my sunny homeland, my lord,” Louise said; “but they hang low and are within reach of the poor.”

“You shall have something to afford you better fare, poor wandering ape,” said the Duke, in a tone in which feeling predominated more than in the affected and contemptuous gallantry of his first address to the glee maiden.

“You’re going to get something that will give you better meals, you poor wandering ape,” said the Duke, in a tone that showed more genuine emotion than the pretentious and scornful charm he used when he first spoke to the cheerful maiden.

At this moment, as he turned to ask an attendant for his purse, the Prince encountered the stern and piercing look of a tall black man, seated on a powerful iron grey horse, who had entered the court with attendants while the Duke of Rothsay was engaged with Louise, and now remained stupefied and almost turned to stone by his surprise and anger at this unseemly spectacle. Even one who had never seen Archibald Earl of Douglas, called the Grim, must have known him by his swart complexion, his gigantic frame, his buff coat of bull’s hide, and his air of courage, firmness, and sagacity, mixed with indomitable pride. The loss of an eye in battle, though not perceptible at first sight, as the ball of the injured organ remained similar to the other, gave yet a stern, immovable glare to the whole aspect.

At that moment, as he turned to ask an attendant for his purse, the Prince encountered the intense gaze of a tall Black man, sitting on a powerful iron-grey horse. This man had entered the court with attendants while the Duke of Rothsay was busy with Louise, and now he was frozen in shock and nearly turned to stone by his surprise and anger at this inappropriate scene. Even someone who had never seen Archibald, Earl of Douglas, known as the Grim, would have recognized him by his dark complexion, massive build, tough bullhide coat, and his demeanor of bravery, resolve, and wisdom, mixed with unyielding pride. Although it wasn't immediately obvious because the injured eye appeared similar to the other, the loss of an eye in battle gave his whole expression a harsh, unchanging intensity.

The meeting of the royal son in law with his terrible stepfather [father in law] was in circumstances which arrested the attention of all present; and the bystanders waited the issue with silence and suppressed breath, lest they should lose any part of what was to ensue.

The meeting between the royal son-in-law and his awful stepfather was in a situation that caught everyone's attention; the onlookers held their breath in silence, afraid to miss any part of what was about to happen.

When the Duke of Rothsay saw the expression which occupied the stern features of Douglas, and remarked that the Earl did not make the least motion towards respectful, or even civil, salutation, he seemed determined to show him how little respect he was disposed to pay to his displeased looks. He took his purse from his chamberlain.

When the Duke of Rothsay noticed the serious look on Douglas's face and saw that the Earl didn’t even make an effort to offer a respectful or polite greeting, he was clearly intent on showing Douglas just how little respect he was willing to give to his angry expression. He took his purse from his chamberlain.

“Here, pretty one,” he said, “I give thee one gold piece for the song thou hast sung me, another for the nuts I have stolen from thee, and a third for the kiss thou art about to give me. For know, my pretty one, that when fair lips, and thine for fault of better may be called so, make sweet music for my pleasure, I am sworn to St. Valentine to press them to mine.”

“Here, beautiful one,” he said, “I’m giving you one gold coin for the song you just sang for me, another for the nuts I took from you, and a third for the kiss you’re about to give me. Just so you know, my pretty one, when lovely lips—yours, since they’re the best I have—create sweet music for my enjoyment, I’m bound by St. Valentine to press them to mine.”

“My song is recompensed nobly,” said Louise, shrinking back; “my nuts are sold to a good market; farther traffic, my lord, were neither befitting you nor beseeming me.”

“My song is rewarded well,” said Louise, pulling back; “my nuts are sold at a fair market; any further dealings, my lord, wouldn’t suit you nor would they be proper for me.”

“What! you coy it, my nymph of the highway?” said the Prince, contemptuously. “Know damsel, that one asks you a grace who is unused to denial.”

“What! You’re playing hard to get, my highway nymph?” the Prince said, looking down on her. “Just so you know, it’s someone not used to being denied who is asking you for a favor.”

“It is the Prince of Scotland—the Duke of Rothsay,” said the courtiers around, to the terrified Louise, pressing forward the trembling young woman; “you must not thwart his humor.”

“It’s the Prince of Scotland—the Duke of Rothsay,” the courtiers said to the frightened Louise, pushing the trembling young woman forward. “You mustn’t upset him.”

“But I cannot reach your lordship,” she said, timidly, “you sit so high on horseback.”

“But I can’t reach you, my lord,” she said, shyly, “you’re sitting so high on your horse.”

“If I must alight,” said Rothsay, “there shall be the heavier penalty. What does the wench tremble for? Place thy foot on the toe of my boot, give me hold of thy hand. Gallantly done!” He kissed her as she stood thus suspended in the air, perched upon his foot and supported by his hand; saying, “There is thy kiss, and there is my purse to pay it; and to grace thee farther, Rothsay will wear thy scrip for the day.”

“If I have to get down,” Rothsay said, “then the price will be higher. Why is the girl trembling? Step on my toe, let me hold your hand. Well done!” He kissed her while she stood like that, balancing on his foot and supported by his hand; saying, “There’s your kiss, and here’s my money to pay for it; and to honor you even more, Rothsay will carry your pouch for the day.”

He suffered the frightened girl to spring to the ground, and turned his looks from her to bend them contemptuously on the Earl of Douglas, as if he had said, “All this I do in despite of you and of your daughter’s claims.”

He let the scared girl jump to the ground and shifted his gaze from her to the Earl of Douglas, as if to say, “I’m doing all this in spite of you and your daughter's claims.”

“By St. Bride of Douglas!” said the Earl, pressing towards the Prince, “this is too much, unmannered boy, as void of sense as honour! You know what considerations restrain the hand of Douglas, else had you never dared—”

“By St. Bride of Douglas!” said the Earl, moving closer to the Prince, “this is too much, rude boy, lacking both sense and honor! You know what reasons hold back the hand of Douglas; otherwise, you would never have dared—”

“Can you play at spang cockle, my lord?” said the Prince, placing a nut on the second joint of his forefinger, and spinning it off by a smart application of the thumb. The nut struck on Douglas’s broad breast, who burst out into a dreadful exclamation of wrath, inarticulate, but resembling the growl of a lion in depth and sternness of expression.

“Can you play at spin the top, my lord?” said the Prince, putting a nut on the second joint of his forefinger and flicking it off with a quick push of his thumb. The nut hit Douglas’s broad chest, causing him to erupt into a furious exclamation of anger, unintelligible but sounding like a lion’s growl in its deepness and serious tone.

“I cry your pardon, most mighty lord,” said the Duke of Rothsay, scornfully, while all around trembled; “I did not conceive my pellet could have wounded you, seeing you wear a buff coat. Surely, I trust, it did not hit your eye?”

“I beg your pardon, my great lord,” said the Duke of Rothsay, mockingly, while everyone around shook with fear; “I didn’t think my shot could have hurt you, especially since you’re wearing a padded coat. I hope it didn’t hit your eye?”

The prior, despatched by the King, as we have seen in the last chapter, had by this time made way through the crowd, and laying hold on Douglas’s rein, in a manner that made it impossible for him to advance, reminded him that the Prince was the son of his sovereign; and the husband of his daughter.

The monk, sent by the King, as we saw in the last chapter, had by now pushed through the crowd and grabbed onto Douglas’s reins, making it impossible for him to move forward. He reminded him that the Prince was the son of his ruler and the husband of his daughter.

“Fear not, sir prior,” said Douglas. “I despise the childish boy too much to raise a finger against him. But I will return insult for insult. Here, any of you who love the Douglas, spurn me this quean from the monastery gates; and let her be so scourged that she may bitterly remember to the last day of her life how she gave means to an unrespective boy to affront the Douglas.”

“Don’t worry, sir prior,” said Douglas. “I think too little of the childish boy to lift a finger against him. But I’ll respond to any insult he throws my way. Anyone here who supports the Douglas, push this woman away from the monastery gates; and let her be punished so harshly that she will always remember how she gave an arrogant boy the chance to insult the Douglas.”

Four or five retainers instantly stepped forth to execute commands which were seldom uttered in vain, and heavily would Louise have atoned for an offence of which she was alike the innocent, unconscious, and unwilling instrument, had not the Duke of Rothsay interfered.

Four or five attendants immediately stepped up to carry out orders that were rarely given in vain, and Louise would have faced serious consequences for an offense of which she was an innocent, unknowing, and unwilling participant, if the Duke of Rothsay hadn't intervened.

“Spurn the poor glee woman!” he said, in high indignation; “scourge her for obeying my commands! Spurn thine own oppressed vassals, rude earl—scourge thine own faulty hounds; but beware how you touch so much as a dog that Rothsay hath patted on the head, far less a female whose lips he hath kissed!”

“Reject the poor joyless woman!” he said, in high outrage; “punish her for following my orders! Reject your own oppressed subjects, rude earl—punish your own flawed hounds; but be careful how you lay a finger on any dog that Rothsay has patted on the head, let alone a woman whose lips he has kissed!”

Before Douglas could give an answer, which would certainly have been in defiance, there arose that great tumult at the outward gate of the monastery, already noticed, and men both on horseback and on foot began to rush headlong in, not actually fighting with each other, but certainly in no peaceable manner.

Before Douglas could respond, which would definitely have been defiantly, a loud uproar erupted at the entrance of the monastery, as previously mentioned, and people on horseback and on foot started to rush in wildly, not actually battling one another, but certainly not behaving peacefully.

One of the contending parties, seemingly, were partizans of Douglas, known by the cognizance of the bloody heart; the other were composed of citizens of the town of Perth. It appeared they had been skirmishing in earnest when without the gates, but, out of respect to the sanctified ground, they lowered their weapons when they entered, and confined their strife to a war of words and mutual abuse.

One of the opposing groups seemed to be supporters of Douglas, recognizable by the symbol of the bloody heart; the other group consisted of citizens from the town of Perth. It looked like they had been fighting seriously outside the gates, but out of respect for the sacred ground, they put down their weapons when they entered and limited their conflict to a war of words and mutual insults.

The tumult had this good effect, that it forced asunder, by the weight and press of numbers, the Prince and Douglas, at a moment when the levity of the former and the pride of the latter were urging both to the utmost extremity. But now peacemakers interfered on all sides. The prior and the monks threw themselves among the multitude, and commanded peace in the name of Heaven, and reverence to their sacred walls, under penalty of excommunication; and their expostulations began to be listened to. Albany, who was despatched by his royal brother at the beginning of the fray, had not arrived till now on the scene of action. He instantly applied himself to Douglas, and in his ear conjured him to temper his passion.

The chaos had one good result: it separated the Prince and Douglas, pushed apart by the sheer number of people, at a moment when the former's carelessness and the latter's pride were pushing both to their limits. But now peacekeepers stepped in from all sides. The prior and the monks rushed into the crowd, demanding peace in the name of Heaven and respect for their sacred spaces, threatening excommunication if they didn't comply; and people started to pay attention to their pleas. Albany, who had been sent by his royal brother at the start of the fight, had only just arrived on the scene. He immediately approached Douglas and urged him to calm down.

“By St. Bride of Douglas, I will be avenged!” said the Earl. “No man shall brook life after he has passed an affront on Douglas.”

“By St. Bride of Douglas, I will have my revenge!” said the Earl. “No man will live after insulting Douglas.”

“Why, so you may be avenged in fitting time,” said Albany; “but let it not be said that, like a peevish woman, the Great Douglas could choose neither time nor place for his vengeance. Bethink you, all that we have laboured at is like to be upset by an accident. George of Dunbar hath had the advantage of an audience with the old man; and though it lasted but five minutes, I fear it may endanger the dissolution of your family match, which we brought about with so much difficulty. The authority from Rome has not yet been obtained.”

“Why, so you can take your revenge at the right moment,” Albany said; “but let's not say that, like a sulking woman, the Great Douglas couldn't choose the right time or place for his revenge. Think about it, everything we've worked on could be ruined by a single mistake. George of Dunbar has managed to speak with the old man; and even though it only lasted five minutes, I’m worried it might jeopardize the marriage we arranged with so much effort. We still haven't received the authority from Rome.”

“A toy!” answered Douglas, haughtily; “they dare not dissolve it.”

“A toy!” Douglas replied arrogantly; “they wouldn’t dare dissolve it.”

“Not while Douglas is at large, and in possession of his power,” answered Albany. “But, noble earl, come with me, and I will show you at what disadvantage you stand.”

“Not while Douglas is free and has his power,” replied Albany. “But, noble earl, come with me, and I'll show you how you’re at a disadvantage.”

Douglas dismounted, and followed his wily accomplice in silence. In a lower hall they saw the ranks of the Brandanes drawn up, well armed in caps of steel and shirts of mail. Their captain, making an obeisance to Albany, seemed to desire to address him.

Douglas got off his horse and followed his clever accomplice quietly. In a lower hall, they saw the Brandanes lined up, well-equipped in steel helmets and chainmail. Their captain bowed to Albany and appeared to want to speak to him.

“What now, MacLouis?” said the Duke.

“What’s next, MacLouis?” said the Duke.

“We are informed the Duke of Rothsay has been insulted, and I can scarce keep the Brandanes within door.”

“We’ve heard that the Duke of Rothsay has been disrespected, and I can hardly keep the Brandanes indoors.”

“Gallant MacLouis,” said Albany, “and you, my trusty Brandanes, the Duke of Rothsay, my princely nephew, is as well as a hopeful gentleman can be. Some scuffle there has been, but all is appeased.”

“Brave MacLouis,” said Albany, “and you, my loyal Brandanes, the Duke of Rothsay, my noble nephew, is doing as well as any hopeful young man can. There was a bit of a fight, but everything is settled now.”

He continued to draw the Earl of Douglas forward. “You see, my lord,” he said in his ear, “that, if the word ‘arrest’ was to be once spoken, it would be soon obeyed, and you are aware your attendants are few for resistance.”

He kept pulling the Earl of Douglas closer. “You see, my lord,” he whispered in his ear, “if the word ‘arrest’ is ever spoken, it will be taken seriously, and you know your guards are few in number for a fight.”

Douglas seemed to acquiesce in the necessity of patience for the time. “If my teeth,” he said, “should bite through my lips, I will be silent till it is the hour to speak out.”

Douglas appeared to accept the need for patience for now. “If my teeth,” he said, “end up biting through my lips, I’ll stay quiet until it’s time to speak up.”

George of March, in the meanwhile, had a more easy task of pacifying the Prince. “My Lord of Rothsay,” he said, approaching him with grave ceremony, “I need not tell you that you owe me something for reparation of honour, though I blame not you personally for the breach of contract which has destroyed the peace of my family. Let me conjure you, by what observance your Highness may owe an injured man, to forego for the present this scandalous dispute.”

George of March, meanwhile, had an easier job calming the Prince down. “My Lord of Rothsay,” he said, approaching him with serious formality, “I don’t need to remind you that you owe me something to make up for the damage to my honor, though I don’t hold you personally responsible for the broken agreement that has disturbed my family's peace. I urge you, by whatever duty your Highness has to a wronged man, to set aside this outrageous dispute for now.”

“My lord, I owe you much,” replied Rothsay; “but this haughty and all controlling lord has wounded mine honour.”

“My lord, I owe you a lot,” replied Rothsay; “but this arrogant and overbearing lord has hurt my honor.”

“My lord, I can but add, your royal father is ill—hath swooned with terror for your Highness’s safety.”

“My lord, I can only add that your royal father is sick—he has fainted from fear for your Highness’s safety.”

“Ill!” replied the Prince—“the kind, good old man swooned, said you, my Lord of March? I am with him in an instant.”

“Ill!” replied the Prince. “The kind, good old man fainted, you said, my Lord of March? I’ll be with him right away.”

The Duke of Rothsay sprung from his saddle to the ground, and was dashing into the palace like a greyhound, when a feeble grasp was laid on his cloak, and the faint voice of a kneeling female exclaimed, “Protection, my noble prince!—protection for a helpless stranger!”

The Duke of Rothsay jumped off his horse and rushed into the palace like a greyhound when a weak hand grabbed his cloak, and a faint voice from a kneeling woman said, “Please, my noble prince!—help a helpless stranger!”

“Hands off, stroller!” said the Earl of March, thrusting the suppliant glee maiden aside.

“Back off, stroller!” said the Earl of March, pushing the eager girl aside.

But the gentler prince paused. “It is true,” he said, “I have brought the vengeance of an unforgiving devil upon this helpless creature. O Heaven! what a life, is mine, so fatal to all who approach me! What to do in the hurry? She must not go to my apartments. And all my men are such born reprobates. Ha! thou at mine elbow, honest Harry Smith? What dost thou here?”

But the gentle prince paused. “It’s true,” he said, “I’ve brought the wrath of an unrelenting devil down on this helpless being. Oh, Heaven! What a life I lead, so deadly to everyone who gets close to me! What should I do in this rush? She can't go to my rooms. And all my men are such natural miscreants. Ha! You there beside me, honest Harry Smith? What are you doing here?”

“There has been something of a fight, my lord,” answered our acquaintance the smith, “between the townsmen and the Southland loons who ride with the Douglas; and we have swinged them as far as the abbey gate.”

“There’s been a bit of a clash, my lord,” replied our friend the smith, “between the townspeople and the Southland guys who ride with the Douglas; and we’ve chased them as far as the abbey gate.”

“I am glad of it—I am glad of it. And you beat the knaves fairly?”

“I’m glad to hear that—I’m really glad. And you defeated those scoundrels fairly?”

“Fairly, does your Highness ask?” said Henry. “Why, ay! We were stronger in numbers, to be sure; but no men ride better armed than those who follow the Bloody Heart. And so in a sense we beat them fairly; for, as your Highness knows, it is the smith who makes the man at arms, and men with good weapons are a match for great odds.”

“Are you asking fairly, Your Highness?” said Henry. “Of course! We definitely had more people, but no one is better armed than those who follow the Bloody Heart. So in a way, we won fairly; because, as you know, it’s the blacksmith who creates the man at arms, and men with good weapons can stand up to greater odds.”

While they thus talked, the Earl of March, who had spoken with some one near the palace gate, returned in anxious haste. “My Lord Duke!—my Lord Duke! your father is recovered, and if you haste not speedily, my Lord of Albany and the Douglas will have possession of his royal ear.”

While they were talking, the Earl of March, who had just spoken to someone near the palace gate, returned in a rush. “My Lord Duke!—my Lord Duke! Your father is better, and if you don't hurry, the Lord of Albany and Douglas will gain his attention.”

“And if my royal father is recovered,” said the thoughtless Prince, “and is holding, or about to hold, counsel with my gracious uncle and the Earl of Douglas, it befits neither your lordship nor me to intrude till we are summoned. So there is time for me to speak of my little business with mine honest armourer here.”

“And if my royal father is better,” said the careless Prince, “and is meeting, or about to meet, with my kind uncle and the Earl of Douglas, it wouldn't be right for either you or me to interrupt until we’re called. So, I have time to discuss my small matter with my honest armor-maker here.”

“Does your Highness take it so?” said the Earl, whose sanguine hopes of a change of favour at court had been too hastily excited, and were as speedily checked. “Then so let it be for George of Dunbar.”

“Do you really feel that way, your Highness?” said the Earl, whose overly optimistic hopes for a shift in favor at court had been raised too quickly and were just as quickly dashed. “Then so be it for George of Dunbar.”

He glided away with a gloomy and displeased aspect; and thus out of the two most powerful noblemen in Scotland, at a time when the aristocracy so closely controlled the throne, the reckless heir apparent had made two enemies—the one by scornful defiance and the other by careless neglect. He heeded not the Earl of March’s departure, however, or rather he felt relieved from his importunity.

He walked away looking upset and dissatisfied; and so, among the two most influential noblemen in Scotland, at a time when the nobility had a tight grip on the throne, the reckless heir had created two enemies—one through contemptuous defiance and the other through careless disregard. He did not pay attention to the Earl of March leaving, but rather felt relieved to be rid of his annoying presence.

The Prince went on in indolent conversation with our armourer, whose skill in his art had made him personally known to many of the great lords about the court.

The Prince continued a lazy chat with our armorer, whose talent in his craft had made him well-known to many of the high-ranking nobles at court.

“I had something to say to thee, Smith. Canst thou take up a fallen link in my Milan hauberk?”

“I have something to say to you, Smith. Can you pick up a fallen link in my Milan armor?”

“As well, please your Highness, as my mother could take up a stitch in the nets she wove. The Milaner shall not know my work from his own.”

“As well, if it pleases your Highness, as my mother could pick up a stitch in the nets she wove. The Milaner won’t be able to tell my work from his own.”

“Well, but that was not what I wished of thee just now,” said the Prince, recollecting himself: “this poor glee woman, good Smith, she must be placed in safety. Thou art man enough to be any woman’s champion, and thou must conduct her to some place of safety.”

“Well, that’s not what I needed from you right now,” said the Prince, gathering his thoughts. “This poor singer, good Smith, she needs to be kept safe. You’re man enough to be any woman’s protector, and you must take her to a safe place.”

Henry Smith was, as we have seen, sufficiently rash and daring when weapons were in question. But he had also the pride of a decent burgher, and was unwilling to place himself in what might be thought equivocal circumstances by the sober part of his fellow citizens.

Henry Smith was, as we've seen, quite reckless and bold when it came to weapons. But he also had the pride of a respectable citizen and was reluctant to put himself in situations that might be seen as questionable by the more serious members of his community.

“May it please your Highness,” he said, “I am but a poor craftsman. But, though my arm and sword are at the King’s service and your Highness’s, I am, with reverence, no squire of dames. Your Highness will find, among your own retinue, knights and lords willing enough to play Sir Pandarus of Troy; it is too knightly a part for poor Hal of the Wynd.”

“Your Highness,” he said, “I'm just a humble craftsman. While my skills and sword are at the service of the King and you, I respectfully do not consider myself a squire to ladies. You'll find among your own followers knights and lords ready to take on the role of Sir Pandarus of Troy; it’s too noble a part for someone like me, Hal of the Wynd.”

“Umph—hah!” said the Prince. “My purse, Edgar.” (His attendant whispered him.) “True—true, I gave it to the poor wench. I know enough of your craft, sir smith, and of craftsmen in general, to be aware that men lure not hawks with empty hands; but I suppose my word may pass for the price of a good armour, and I will pay it thee, with thanks to boot, for this slight service.”

“Ugh—yeah!” said the Prince. “My wallet, Edgar.” (His attendant whispered to him.) “Right—right, I gave it to the poor girl. I know enough about your trade, blacksmith, and about tradesmen in general, to realize that you don’t attract hawks with empty hands; but I guess my word can count for the cost of good armor, and I’ll pay you that, along with some thanks, for this small favor.”

“Your Highness may know other craftsmen,” said the smith; “but, with reverence, you know not Henry Gow. He will obey you in making a weapon, or in wielding one, but he knows nothing of this petticoat service.”

“Your Highness may know other craftsmen,” said the smith; “but, with all due respect, you don't know Henry Gow. He will follow your orders in making a weapon or using one, but he has no idea about this petticoat service.”

“Hark thee, thou Perthshire mule,” said the Prince, yet smiling, while he spoke, at the sturdy punctilio of the honest burgher; “the wench is as little to me as she is to thee. But in an idle moment, as you may learn from those about thee, if thou sawest it not thyself, I did her a passing grace, which is likely to cost the poor wretch her life. There is no one here whom I can trust to protect her against the discipline of belt and bowstring, with which the Border brutes who follow Douglas will beat her to death, since such is his pleasure.”

“Listen here, you Perthshire mule,” said the Prince, smiling as he spoke, amused by the straightforwardness of the honest townsman; “the girl means as little to me as she does to you. But in a moment of idleness, as you might hear from those around you, if you didn’t see it yourself, I gave her a small favor, which is likely to cost the poor girl her life. There’s no one here I can trust to protect her from the punishment of whip and noose, with which the Border thugs who follow Douglas will beat her to death, as he wishes.”

“If such be the case, my liege, she has a right to every honest man’s protection; and since she wears a petticoat—though I would it were longer and of a less fanciful fashion—I will answer for her protection as well as a single man may. But where am I to bestow her?”

“If that’s the case, my lord, she deserves protection from every decent man; and since she wears a skirt—though I wish it were longer and less extravagant—I will take responsibility for her safety as much as any single man can. But where am I supposed to put her?”

“Good faith, I cannot tell,” said the Prince. “Take her to Sir John Ramorny’s lodging. But, no—no—he is ill at ease, and besides, there are reasons; take her to the devil if thou wilt, but place her in safety, and oblige David of Rothsay.”

“Honestly, I can’t say,” said the Prince. “Take her to Sir John Ramorny’s place. But wait—no—he’s not in a good state, and there are other reasons; take her anywhere you want, but make sure she’s safe, and do this for David of Rothsay.”

“My noble Prince,” said the smith, “I think, always with reverence, that I would rather give a defenceless woman to the care of the devil than of Sir John Ramorny. But though the devil be a worker in fire like myself, yet I know not his haunts, and with aid of Holy Church hope to keep him on terms of defiance. And, moreover, how I am to convey her out of this crowd, or through the streets, in such a mumming habit may be well made a question.”

“My noble Prince,” said the blacksmith, “I truly believe, always with respect, that I would rather trust a defenseless woman to the care of the devil than to Sir John Ramorny. But even though the devil is a craftsman in fire like I am, I don’t know where he hangs out, and with the help of Holy Church, I hope to keep him at bay. Also, how am I supposed to get her out of this crowd, or through the streets, in such a disguise is certainly worth pondering.”

“For the leaving the convent,” said the Prince, “this good monk” (seizing upon the nearest by his cowl)—“Father Nicholas or Boniface—”

“For leaving the convent,” said the Prince, “this good monk” (grabbing the nearest one by his hood)—“Father Nicholas or Boniface—”

“Poor brother Cyprian, at your Highness’s command,” said the father.

“Poor brother Cyprian, at your Highness’s request,” said the father.

“Ay—ay, brother Cyprian,” continued the Prince—“yes. Brother Cyprian shall let you out at some secret passage which he knows of, and I will see him again to pay a prince’s thanks for it.”

“Ay—ay, brother Cyprian,” continued the Prince—“yes. Brother Cyprian will let you out through some secret passage he knows about, and I will see him again to express my gratitude as a prince should.”

The churchman bowed in acquiescence, and poor Louise, who, during this debate, had looked from the one speaker to the other, hastily said, “I will not scandalise this good man with my foolish garb: I have a mantle for ordinary wear.”

The churchman nodded in agreement, and poor Louise, who had been glancing back and forth between the two speakers during the conversation, quickly said, “I don’t want to embarrass this good man with my silly outfit: I have a cloak for everyday wear.”

“Why, there, Smith, thou hast a friar’s hood and a woman’s mantle to shroud thee under. I would all my frailties were as well shrouded. Farewell, honest fellow; I will thank thee hereafter.”

“Hey, Smith, you’ve got a friar’s hood and a woman’s cloak to cover yourself. I wish all my weaknesses were as well hidden. Goodbye, good man; I’ll thank you later.”

Then, as if afraid of farther objection on the smith’s part, he hastened into the palace.

Then, as if worried about further objections from the blacksmith, he quickly went into the palace.

Henry Gow remained stupefied at what had passed, and at finding himself involved in a charge at once inferring much danger and an equal risk of scandal, both which, joined to a principal share which he had taken, with his usual forwardness, in the fray, might, he saw, do him no small injury in the suit he pursued most anxiously. At the same time, to leave a defenceless creature to the ill usage of the barbarous Galwegians and licentious followers of the Douglas was a thought which his manly heart could not brook for an instant.

Henry Gow stood in shock at what had happened and at finding himself caught up in a situation that risked both danger and potential scandal. He realized that his prominent role in the conflict, due to his usual eagerness, could seriously harm his chances in the lawsuit he was so desperately pursuing. At the same time, the idea of abandoning a defenseless person to the mistreatment of the cruel Galwegians and the unruly followers of the Douglas was something his brave heart could not accept for even a moment.

He was roused from his reverie by the voice of the monk, who, sliding out his words with the indifference which the holy fathers entertained, or affected, towards all temporal matters, desired them to follow him. The smith put himself in motion, with a sigh much resembling a groan, and, without appearing exactly connected with the monk’s motions, he followed him into a cloister, and through a postern door, which, after looking once behind him, the priest left ajar. Behind them followed Louise, who had hastily assumed her small bundle, and, calling her little four legged companion, had eagerly followed in the path which opened an escape from what had shortly before seemed a great and inevitable danger.

He was pulled from his daydream by the monk's voice, who spoke with the indifference that the holy fathers had, or pretended to have, toward all worldly matters, asking them to follow him. The blacksmith moved, letting out a sigh that sounded more like a groan, and, somewhat disconnected from the monk’s actions, he followed him into a cloister, through a side door that the priest left slightly open after glancing back. Louise followed them, quickly grabbing her small bundle and calling her little four-legged friend as she eagerly pursued the path that offered an escape from what had just moments ago seemed like a serious and unavoidable threat.





CHAPTER XII.

     Then up and spak the auld gudewife,
     And wow! but she was grim:
     “Had e’er your father done the like,
     It had been ill for him.”
 
     Lucky Trumbull.
     Then the old woman spoke up, and wow! she was fierce:  
     “If your father had ever done something like this,  
     it would have gone badly for him.”  
 
     Lucky Trumbull.

The party were now, by a secret passage, admitted within the church, the outward doors of which, usually left open, had been closed against every one in consequence of the recent tumult, when the rioters of both parties had endeavoured to rush into it for other purposes than those of devotion. They traversed the gloomy aisles, whose arched roof resounded to the heavy tread of the armourer, but was silent under the sandalled foot of the monk, and the light step of poor Louise, who trembled excessively, as much from fear as cold. She saw that neither her spiritual nor temporal conductor looked kindly upon her. The former was an austere man, whose aspect seemed to hold the luckless wanderer in some degree of horror, as well as contempt; while the latter, though, as we have seen, one of the best natured men living, was at present grave to the pitch of sternness, and not a little displeased with having the part he was playing forced upon him, without, as he was constrained to feel, a possibility of his declining it.

The group was now let into the church through a hidden passage. The usual outer doors, which were often left open, had been shut to everyone due to the recent chaos, when rioters from both sides had tried to force their way in for reasons other than worship. They walked through the dark aisles, where the arched ceiling echoed the heavy footsteps of the armor-clad man but remained silent under the sandaled feet of the monk and the light steps of poor Louise, who was trembling violently from both fear and the cold. She noticed that neither her spiritual nor her earthly guide looked at her with kindness. The former was a strict man, whose presence seemed to instill a sense of horror and disdain in the unfortunate soul. The latter, though he was usually one of the kindest men alive, was currently as serious as stone and clearly unhappy about having the role he was forced to play, feeling there was no way to refuse it.

His dislike at his task extended itself to the innocent object of his protection, and he internally said to himself, as he surveyed her scornfully: “A proper queen of beggars to walk the streets of Perth with, and I a decent burgher! This tawdry minion must have as ragged a reputation as the rest of her sisterhood, and I am finely sped if my chivalry in her behalf comes to Catharine’s ears. I had better have slain a man, were he the best in Perth; and, by hammer and nails, I would have done it on provocation, rather than convoy this baggage through the city.”

His dislike for his task extended to the innocent person he was supposed to protect, and he internally said to himself, as he looked at her with disdain: “What a fitting queen of beggars to walk the streets of Perth with, and I a respectable citizen! This shabby girl must have just as terrible a reputation as the rest of her kind, and I'm in big trouble if my chivalry on her behalf reaches Catharine's ears. I’d have been better off killing a man, even if he was the best in Perth; and, for all the world, I would have done it on provocation, rather than escort this baggage through the city.”

Perhaps Louise suspected the cause of her conductor’s anxiety, for she said, timidly and with hesitation: “Worthy sir, were it not better I should stop one instant in that chapel and don my mantle?”

Perhaps Louise suspected the reason for her conductor’s anxiety, so she said, timidly and with hesitation: “Sir, wouldn’t it be better if I paused for a moment in that chapel and put on my cloak?”

“Umph, sweetheart, well proposed,” said the armourer; but the monk interfered, raising at the same time the finger of interdiction.

“Umph, sweetheart, good idea,” said the armourer; but the monk intervened, simultaneously raising a warning finger.

“The chapel of holy St. Madox is no tiring room for jugglers and strollers to shift their trappings in. I will presently show thee a vestiary more suited to thy condition.”

“The chapel of holy St. Madox isn’t a dressing room for performers to change their clothes. I will soon show you a place more appropriate for your situation.”

The poor young woman hung down her humbled head, and turned from the chapel door which she had approached with the deep sense of self abasement. Her little spaniel seemed to gather from his mistress’s looks and manner that they were unauthorised intruders on the holy ground which they trode, and hung his ears, and swept the pavement with his tail, as he trotted slowly and close to Louise’s heels.

The poor young woman lowered her head in shame and turned away from the chapel door, which she had approached feeling deeply embarrassed. Her little spaniel seemed to sense from his owner's expression and behavior that they were unwelcome intruders on the sacred ground they stood on, and he drooped his ears and dragged his tail along the pavement as he slowly followed close behind Louise.

The monk moved on without a pause. They descended a broad flight of steps, and proceeded through a labyrinth of subterranean passages, dimly lighted. As they passed a low arched door, the monk turned and said to Louise, with the same stern voice as before: “There, daughter of folly—there is a robing room, where many before you have deposited their vestments.”

The monk continued forward without stopping. They went down a wide set of stairs and moved through a maze of dimly lit underground passages. As they passed a low arched door, the monk turned to Louise and said in the same serious tone as before: “There, daughter of folly—there’s a changing room where many before you have left their garments.”

Obeying the least signal with ready and timorous acquiescence, she pushed the door open, but instantly recoiled with terror. It was a charnel house, half filled with dry skulls and bones.

Obeying even the slightest cue with eager yet fearful compliance, she pushed the door open but immediately pulled back in fright. It was a mortuary, half filled with dry skulls and bones.

“I fear to change my dress there, and alone. But, if you, father, command it, be it as you will.”

“I’m scared to change my clothes there and alone. But if you, Dad, say I have to, then I’ll do it.”

“Why, thou child of vanity, the remains on which thou lookest are but the earthly attire of those who, in their day, led or followed in the pursuit of worldly pleasure. And such shalt thou be, for all thy mincing and ambling, thy piping and thy harping—thou, and all such ministers of frivolous and worldly pleasure, must become like these poor bones, whom thy idle nicety fears and loathes to look upon.”

“Why, you child of vanity, the remains you see are just the earthly clothes of those who, in their time, either led or followed the chase for worldly pleasure. And that’s what you’ll become, despite all your fancy walking, your playing, and your singing— you, along with all those who promote trivial and worldly enjoyment, will end up like these poor bones, which your idle pretensions fear and hate to look at.”

“Say not with idle nicety, reverend father,” answered the glee maiden, “for, Heaven knows, I covet the repose of these poor bleached relics; and if, by stretching my body upon them, I could, without sin, bring my state to theirs, I would choose that charnel heap for my place of rest beyond the fairest and softest couch in Scotland.”

“Don’t speak so carefully, respected father,” replied the joyful girl, “for, God knows, I long for the peace of these poor worn-out remains; and if lying down on them could, without guilt, bring me to their state, I would choose that pile of bones as my resting place over the finest and softest bed in Scotland.”

“Be patient, and come on,” said the monk, in a milder tone, “the reaper must not leave the harvest work till sunset gives the signal that the day’s toil is over.”

“Be patient, and let’s go,” said the monk, in a softer tone, “the reaper can't leave the harvest until sunset signals that the day’s work is done.”

They walked forward. Brother Cyprian, at the end of a long gallery, opened the door of a small apartment, or perhaps a chapel, for it was decorated with a crucifix, before which burned four lamps. All bent and crossed themselves; and the priest said to the minstrel maiden, pointing to the crucifix, “What says that emblem?”

They walked ahead. Brother Cyprian, at the end of a long hallway, opened the door to a small room, or maybe a chapel, since it was adorned with a crucifix that had four lamps lit in front of it. Everyone bowed and crossed themselves; the priest said to the minstrel girl, pointing at the crucifix, “What does that symbol say?”

“That HE invites the sinner as well as the righteous to approach.”

“That He invites both sinners and the righteous to come forward.”

“Ay, if the sinner put from him his sin,” said the monk, whose tone of voice was evidently milder. “Prepare thyself here for thy journey.”

“Yeah, if the sinner lets go of his sin,” said the monk, whose tone was clearly gentler. “Get ready here for your journey.”

Louise remained an instant or two in the chapel, and presently reappeared in a mantle of coarse grey cloth, in which she had closely muffled herself, having put such of her more gaudy habiliments as she had time to take off in the little basket which had before held her ordinary attire.

Louise stayed in the chapel for a moment and then came back wearing a cloak made of rough gray fabric, which she had wrapped around herself tightly. She had put her more colorful clothes that she had time to remove in the small basket that previously held her regular outfit.

The monk presently afterwards unlocked a door which led to the open air. They found themselves in the garden which surrounded the monastery of the Dominicans.

The monk then unlocked a door that opened to the outside. They walked into the garden that surrounded the Dominican monastery.

“The southern gate is on the latch, and through it you can pass unnoticed,” said the monk. “Bless thee, my son; and bless thee too, unhappy child. Remembering where you put off your idle trinkets, may you take care how you again resume them!”

“The southern gate is unlatched, and you can go through it without being seen,” said the monk. “Bless you, my son; and bless you too, unfortunate child. As you recall where you left your useless trinkets, make sure you think carefully about picking them up again!”

“Alas, father!” said Louise, “if the poor foreigner could supply the mere wants of life by any more creditable occupation, she has small wish to profess her idle art. But—”

“Alas, father!” said Louise, “if the poor foreigner could meet her basic needs through any more respectable job, she has little desire to pursue her idle craft. But—”

But the monk had vanished; nay, the very door though which she had just passed appeared to have vanished also, so curiously was it concealed beneath a flying buttress, and among the profuse ornaments of Gothic architecture.

But the monk had disappeared; in fact, the very door she had just gone through seemed to have disappeared too, so cleverly was it hidden beneath a flying buttress and among the elaborate details of Gothic architecture.

“Here is a woman let out by this private postern, sure enough,” was Henry’s reflection. “Pray Heaven the good fathers never let any in! The place seems convenient for such games at bo peep. But, Benedicite, what is to be done next? I must get rid of this quean as fast as I can; and I must see her safe. For let her be at heart what she may, she looks too modest, now she is in decent dress, to deserve the usage which the wild Scot of Galloway, or the devil’s legion from the Liddel, are like to afford her.”

“Here’s a woman who just came out of this private door, that’s for sure,” Henry thought. “I hope the good fathers never let anyone in! This place seems perfect for sneaky games. But, good grief, what am I supposed to do next? I need to get rid of this woman as quickly as I can; and I need to make sure she's safe. No matter what she’s like inside, she looks too modest now that she’s dressed properly to deserve the treatment that the wild Scot from Galloway or the devil's crew from Liddel would give her.”

Louise stood as if she waited his pleasure which way to go. Her little dog, relieved by the exchange of the dark, subterranean vault for the open air, sprung in wild gambols through the walks, and jumped upon its mistress, and even, though more timidly, circled close round the smith’s feet, to express its satisfaction to him also, and conciliate his favour.

Louise stood as if she was waiting for him to decide which way to go. Her little dog, happy to be out of the dark, underground space and into the fresh air, bounded around excitedly along the paths, jumped on its owner, and even, though more cautiously, circled close around the smith’s feet to show its happiness to him as well and win his approval.

“Down, Charlot—down!” said the glee maiden. “You are glad to get into the blessed sunshine; but where shall we rest at night, my poor Charlot?”

“Down, Charlot—down!” said the cheerful girl. “You’re happy to be in the beautiful sunshine, but where will we sleep tonight, my poor Charlot?”

“And now, mistress,” said the smith, not churlishly, for it was not in his nature, but bluntly, as one who is desirous to finish a disagreeable employment, “which way lies your road?”

“And now, ma'am,” said the smith, not rudely, because that wasn’t in his nature, but straightforwardly, like someone eager to wrap up an unpleasant task, “which way is your path?”

Louise looked on the ground and was silent. On being again urged to say which way she desired to be conducted, she again looked down, and said she could not tell.

Louise stared at the ground and didn't say anything. When asked again which way she wanted to go, she looked down once more and said she didn't know.

“Come—come,” said Henry, “I understand all that: I have been a galliard—a reveller in my day, but it’s best to be plain. As matters are with me now, I am an altered man for these many, many months; and so, my quean, you and I must part sooner than perhaps a light o’ love such as you expected to part with—a likely young fellow.”

“Come on,” said Henry, “I get it: I used to be a party guy—a real reveler back in the day, but it’s better to be straightforward. The way things are for me now, I’ve changed a lot over these past many months; so, my dear, you and I need to break things off sooner than you might have thought with a charming guy like me.”

Louise wept silently, with her eyes still cast on the ground, as one who felt an insult which she had not a right to complain of. At length, perceiving that her conductor was grown impatient, she faltered out, “Noble sir—”

Louise cried quietly, her gaze still fixed on the ground, like someone who felt disrespected but had no right to voice her complaint. Finally, noticing that her guide was getting impatient, she managed to say, “Noble sir—”

“Sir is for a knight,” said the impatient burgher, “and noble is for a baron. I am Harry of the Wynd, an honest mechanic, and free of my guild.”

“Sir is for a knight,” said the impatient townsman, “and noble is for a baron. I am Harry of the Wynd, an honest tradesman, and free of my guild.”

“Good craftsman, then,” said the minstrel woman, “you judge me harshly, but not without seeming cause. I would relieve you immediately of my company, which, it may be, brings little credit to good men, did I but know which way to go.”

“Good craftsman, then,” said the minstrel woman, “you judge me harshly, but not without reason. I would gladly leave your company, which may not reflect well on good people, if only I knew which way to go.”

“To the next wake or fair, to be sure,” said Henry, roughly, having no doubt that this distress was affected for the purpose of palming herself upon him, and perhaps dreading to throw himself into the way of temptation; “and that is the feast of St. Madox, at Auchterarder. I warrant thou wilt find the way thither well enough.”

“Definitely at the next wake or fair,” Henry said bluntly, convinced that this distress was just an act to win him over, and maybe fearing he’d put himself in a tempting situation; “and that’s the feast of St. Madox in Auchterarder. I bet you’ll manage to find your way there just fine.”

“Aftr—Auchter—” repeated the glee maiden, her Southern tongue in vain attempting the Celtic accentuation. “I am told my poor plays will not be understood if I go nearer to yon dreadful range of mountains.”

“Aftr—Auchter—” repeated the cheerful girl, her Southern accent struggling to get the Celtic pronunciation right. “I’ve been told my silly plays won’t be understood if I get closer to those awful mountains.”

“Will you abide, then, in Perth?”

“Are you going to stay in Perth, then?”

“But where to lodge?” said the wanderer.

“But where to stay?” said the wanderer.

“Why, where lodged you last night?” replied the smith. “You know where you came from, surely, though you seem doubtful where you are going?”

“Why, where did you stay last night?” replied the smith. “You must know where you came from, even if you seem unsure about where you’re headed?”

“I slept in the hospital of the convent. But I was only admitted upon great importunity, and I was commanded not to return.”

“I stayed in the hospital of the convent. But I was only allowed in after a lot of insistence, and I was ordered not to come back.”

“Nay, they will never take you in with the ban of the Douglas upon you, that is even too true. But the Prince mentioned Sir John Ramorny’s; I can take you to his lodgings through bye streets, though it is short of an honest burgher’s office, and my time presses.”

“Nah, they’ll never accept you with the Douglas ban on you, that’s just the truth. But the Prince mentioned Sir John Ramorny; I can take you to his place through back streets, even though it’s not exactly an honest burgher's job, and I’m running out of time.”

“I will go anywhere; I know I am a scandal and incumbrance. There was a time when it was otherwise. But this Ramorny, who is he?”

“I'll go anywhere; I know I'm a scandal and a burden. There was a time when it was different. But who is this Ramorny?”

“A courtly knight, who lives a jolly bachelor’s life, and is master of the horse, and privado, as they say, to the young prince.”

“A noble knight, who enjoys a cheerful single life, and is the master of the horse, and a close advisor, as they say, to the young prince.”

“What! to the wild, scornful young man who gave occasion to yonder scandal? Oh, take me not thither, good friend. Is there no Christian woman who would give a poor creature rest in her cowhouse or barn for one night? I will be gone with early daybreak. I will repay her richly. I have gold; and I will repay you, too, if you will take me where I may be safe from that wild reveller, and from the followers of that dark baron, in whose eye was death.”

“What! To that wild, scornful young man who caused that scandal? Oh, please don’t take me there, good friend. Is there no Christian woman who would allow a poor soul to rest in her cowhouse or barn for just one night? I’ll be gone by early morning. I’ll repay her generously. I have gold; and I’ll repay you, too, if you’ll take me somewhere I can be safe from that wild party guy and from the followers of that dark baron, whose eyes hold death.”

“Keep your gold for those who lack it, mistress,” said Henry, “and do not offer to honest hands the money that is won by violing, and tabouring, and toe tripping, and perhaps worse pastimes. I tell you plainly, mistress, I am not to be fooled. I am ready to take you to any place of safety you can name, for my promise is as strong as an iron shackle. But you cannot persuade me that you do not know what earth to make for. You are not so young in your trade as not to know there are hostelries in every town, much more in a city like Perth, where such as you may be harboured for your money, if you cannot find some gulls, more or fewer, to pay your lawing. If you have money, mistress, my care about you need be the less; and truly I see little but pretence in all that excessive grief, and fear of being left alone, in one of your occupation.”

“Save your gold for those who really need it, miss,” Henry said. “And don’t offer money earned through music and dancing, and maybe even worse activities, to honest people. I’ll be straightforward with you, miss; I won’t be deceived. I’m ready to take you wherever you need to feel safe because my word is as solid as an iron chain. But you can't convince me that you don’t know where to go. You’re experienced enough to know there are places to stay in every town, especially in a city like Perth, where people like you can find shelter for your money, if you can't find some fools to cover your expenses. If you have money, miss, I won't have to worry about you so much; honestly, I see little besides pretense in all that excessive sorrow and fear of being left alone, given your line of work.”

Having thus, as he conceived, signified that he was not to be deceived by the ordinary arts of a glee maiden, Henry walked a few paces sturdily, endeavouring to think he was doing the wisest and most prudent thing in the world. Yet he could not help looking back to see how Louise bore his departure, and was shocked to observe that she had sunk upon a bank, with her arms resting on her knees and her head on her arms, in a situation expressive of the utmost desolation.

Having signaled, in his mind, that he wouldn't be fooled by the usual tricks of a cheerful girl, Henry walked a few steps confidently, trying to convince himself that he was making the smartest and most sensible choice ever. Still, he couldn't resist glancing back to see how Louise was handling his departure, and he was taken aback to find her collapsed on a bank, with her arms resting on her knees and her head on her arms, looking utterly miserable.

The smith tried to harden his heart. “It is all a sham,” he said: “the gouge knows her trade, I’ll be sworn, by St. Ringan.”

The blacksmith tried to toughen up. “It’s all a lie,” he said, “the gouge knows her stuff, I swear, by St. Ringan.”

At the instant something pulled the skirts of his cloak; and looking round, he saw the little spaniel, who immediately, as if to plead his mistress’s cause, got on his hind legs and began to dance, whimpering at the same time, and looking back to Louise, as if to solicit compassion for his forsaken owner.

At that moment, something tugged at the edges of his cloak; and when he turned around, he saw the little spaniel, who instantly, as if to advocate for his owner, stood on his hind legs and started to dance, whining at the same time and glancing back at Louise, as if to ask for sympathy for his abandoned owner.

“Poor thing,” said the smith, “there may be a trick in this too, for thou dost but as thou art taught. Yet, as I promised to protect this poor creature, I must not leave her in a swoon, if it be one, were it but for manhood’s sake.”

“Poor thing,” said the smith, “there might be a trick to this too, because you’re just doing what you were taught. Still, since I promised to protect this poor creature, I can’t just leave her in a faint, if that’s what it is, just for the sake of being a man.”

Returning, and approaching his troublesome charge, he was at once assured, from the change of her complexion, either that she was actually in the deepest distress, or had a power of dissimulation beyond the comprehension of man—or woman either.

Returning and getting closer to his bothersome responsibility, he immediately saw from the change in her skin tone that she was either truly in deep distress or had a level of deceitfulness that was beyond the understanding of both men and women.

“Young woman,” he said, with more of kindness than he had hitherto been able even to assume, “I will tell you frankly how I am placed. This is St. Valentine’s Day, and by custom I was to spend it with my fair Valentine. But blows and quarrels have occupied all the morning, save one poor half hour. Now, you may well understand where my heart and my thoughts are, and where, were it only in mere courtesy, my body ought to be.”

“Young woman,” he said, with more kindness than he had been able to show before, “I’ll be honest with you about my situation. Today is St. Valentine’s Day, and according to tradition, I was supposed to spend it with my lovely Valentine. But fights and arguments have taken up all my morning, except for one sad half hour. Now, you can easily see where my heart and thoughts are, and where, even just out of courtesy, I should be.”

The glee maiden listened, and appeared to comprehend him.

The joyful young woman listened and seemed to understand him.

“If you are a true lover, and have to wait upon a chaste Valentine, God forbid that one like me should make a disturbance between you! Think about me no more. I will ask of that great river to be my guide to where it meets the ocean, where I think they said there was a seaport; I will sail from thence to La Belle France, and will find myself once more in a country in which the roughest peasant would not wrong the poorest female.”

“If you really love someone and have to wait for a pure Valentine, God forbid someone like me should create any trouble between you! Don’t think about me anymore. I’ll ask that big river to guide me to where it meets the ocean, where I think I heard there was a port; I’ll sail from there to Beautiful France, and I’ll find myself again in a country where even the roughest peasant wouldn’t mistreat the poorest woman.”

“You cannot go to Dundee today,” said the smith. “The Douglas people are in motion on both sides of the river, for the alarm of the morning has reached them ere now; and all this day, and the next, and the whole night which is between, they will gather to their leader’s standard, like Highlandmen at the fiery cross. Do you see yonder five or six men who are riding so wildly on the other side of the river? These are Annandale men: I know them by the length of their lances, and by the way they hold them. An Annandale man never slopes his spear backwards, but always keeps the point upright, or pointed forward.”

“You can’t go to Dundee today,” said the blacksmith. “The Douglas people are on the move on both sides of the river because the alarm from this morning has already reached them; and all day today, tomorrow, and throughout the night in between, they’ll be gathering to their leader’s standard, like Highlanders responding to the fiery cross. Do you see those five or six men riding wildly on the other side of the river? Those are Annandale men: I recognize them by the length of their lances and the way they hold them. An Annandale man never tilts his spear backward, but always keeps the point upright or pointing forward.”

“And what of them?” said the glee maiden. “They are men at arms and soldiers. They would respect me for my viol and my helplessness.”

“And what about them?” said the cheerful girl. “They are soldiers and fighters. They would respect me for my violin and my vulnerability.”

“I will say them no scandal,” answered the smith. “If you were in their own glens, they would use you hospitably, and you would have nothing to fear; but they are now on an expedition. All is fish that comes to their net. There are amongst them who would take your life for the value of your gold earrings. Their whole soul is settled in their eyes to see prey, and in their hands to grasp it. They have no ears either to hear lays of music or listen to prayers for mercy. Besides, their leader’s order is gone forth concerning you, and it is of a kind sure to be obeyed. Ay, great lords are sooner listened to if they say, ‘Burn a church,’ than if they say, ‘Build one.’”

“I won’t spread any rumors,” the smith replied. “If you were in their own valleys, they would treat you kindly, and you wouldn’t have anything to worry about; but they’re currently on a mission. Anything that comes their way is fair game. There are some among them who would kill you for the worth of your gold earrings. Their whole focus is on finding prey, and they’re ready to grab it. They don’t pay attention to music or listen to cries for mercy. Plus, their leader has issued an order about you, and it’s one that will definitely be followed. Yeah, powerful lords are listened to more quickly when they say, ‘Burn a church,’ than when they say, ‘Build one.’”

“Then,” said the glee woman, “I were best sit down and die.”

“Then,” said the cheerful woman, “I should just sit down and die.”

“Do not say so,” replied the smith. “If I could but get you a lodging for the night, I would carry you the next morning to Our Lady’s Stairs, from whence the vessels go down the river for Dundee, and would put you on board with some one bound that way, who should see you safely lodged where you would have fair entertainment and kind usage.”

“Don’t say that,” replied the smith. “If I could just find you a place to stay for the night, I would take you the next morning to Our Lady’s Stairs, where the boats leave for Dundee. I would put you on board with someone heading that way, who would make sure you’re safely settled in a nice place with good treatment.”

“Good—excellent—generous man!” said the glee maiden, “do this, and if the prayers and blessings of a poor unfortunate should ever reach Heaven, they will rise thither in thy behalf. We will meet at yonder postern door, at whatever time the boats take their departure.”

“Good—excellent—generous man!” said the glee girl, “do this, and if the prayers and blessings of a poor unfortunate ever reach Heaven, they will rise up for you. We'll meet at that back door whenever the boats leave.”

“That is at six in the morning, when the day is but young.”

"That's at six in the morning, when the day is just starting."

“Away with you, then, to your Valentine; and if she loves you, oh, deceive her not!”

“Away with you, then, to your Valentine; and if she loves you, oh, don’t deceive her!”

“Alas, poor damsel! I fear it is deceit hath brought thee to this pass. But I must not leave you thus unprovided. I must know where you are to pass the night.”

“Poor girl! I worry that it’s trickery that has led you to this situation. But I can’t leave you without help. I need to know where you’ll be staying tonight.”

“Care not for that,” replied Louise: “the heavens are clear—there are bushes and boskets enough by the river side—Charlot and I can well make a sleeping room of a green arbour for one night; and tomorrow will, with your promised aid, see me out of reach of injury and wrong. Oh, the night soon passes away when there is hope for tomorrow! Do you still linger, with your Valentine waiting for you? Nay, I shall hold you but a loitering lover, and you know what belongs to a minstrel’s reproaches.”

“Don't worry about that,” replied Louise. “The sky is clear—there are plenty of bushes and groves by the riverbank—Charlot and I can easily make a cozy spot to sleep for one night; and tomorrow, with your promised help, I'll be out of harm's way. Oh, the night flies by quickly when there's hope for tomorrow! Are you still hanging around with your Valentine waiting for you? Come on, I’ll just consider you a lingering lover, and you know what a minstrel would say about that.”

“I cannot leave you, damsel,” answered the armourer, now completely melted. “It were mere murder to suffer you to pass the night exposed to the keenness of a Scottish blast in February. No—no, my word would be ill kept in this manner; and if I should incur some risk of blame, it is but just penance for thinking of thee, and using thee, more according to my own prejudices, as I now well believe, than thy merits. Come with me, damsel; thou shalt have a sure and honest lodging for the night, whatsoever may be the consequence. It would be an evil compliment to my Catharine, were I to leave a poor creature to be starved to death, that I might enjoy her company an hour sooner.”

“I can’t leave you, miss,” said the armor maker, now completely softened. “It would be just wrong to let you spend the night out in the bitter cold of a Scottish winter in February. No—no, I wouldn’t be keeping my word if I did that; and if I end up getting some blame for it, that’s just my fair punishment for thinking of you and treating you more according to my own biases, as I now realize, than your true worth. Come with me, miss; you’ll have a safe and honest place to stay for the night, no matter what happens after. It would be a bad reflection on my Catharine if I left someone vulnerable to freeze to death just so I could enjoy her company a little longer.”

So saying, and hardening himself against all anticipations of the ill consequences or scandal which might arise from such a measure, the manly hearted smith resolved to set evil report at defiance, and give the wanderer a night’s refuge in his own house. It must be added, that he did this with extreme reluctance, and in a sort of enthusiasm of benevolence.

So saying, and steeling himself against any worries about the negative fallout or gossip that might come from such a decision, the brave-hearted blacksmith decided to ignore any bad opinions and offer the wanderer a night’s shelter in his home. It should be noted that he did this with a lot of hesitation and a kind of passionate generosity.

Ere our stout son of Vulcan had fixed his worship on the Fair Maid of Perth, a certain natural wildness of disposition had placed him under the influence of Venus, as well as that of Mars; and it was only the effect of a sincere attachment which had withdrawn him entirely from such licentious pleasures. He was therefore justly jealous of his newly acquired reputation for constancy, which his conduct to this poor wanderer must expose to suspicion; a little doubtful, perhaps, of exposing himself too venturously to temptation; and moreover in despair to lose so much of St. Valentine’s Day, which custom not only permitted, but enjoined him to pass beside his mate for the season. The journey to Kinfauns, and the various transactions which followed, had consumed the day, and it was now nearly evensong time.

Before our strong son of Vulcan devoted himself to the Fair Maid of Perth, his natural wildness had kept him under the sway of both Venus and Mars. It was only his genuine love that had pulled him away from such reckless pleasures. He was, therefore, understandably protective of his newly gained reputation for loyalty, which his behavior towards this poor wanderer might put at risk. He felt a bit uncertain about putting himself in a position of temptation and was also upset about missing out on so much of St. Valentine’s Day, a time that tradition not only allowed but required him to spend with his companion. The trip to Kinfauns and the various events that followed had taken up the day, and it was now almost time for evening prayers.

As if to make up by a speedy pace for the time he was compelled to waste upon a subject so foreign to that which he had most at heart, he strode on through the Dominicans’ gardens, entered the town, and casting his cloak around the lower part of his face, and pulling down his bonnet to conceal the upper, he continued the same celerity of movement through bye streets and lanes, hoping to reach his own house in the Wynd without being observed. But when he had continued his rate of walking for ten minutes, he began to be sensible it might be too rapid for the young woman to keep up with him. He accordingly looked behind him with a degree of angry impatience, which soon turned into compunction, when he saw that she was almost utterly exhausted by the speed which she had exerted.

As if trying to make up for lost time on a subject that was so far removed from what truly mattered to him, he walked quickly through the Dominicans’ gardens, entered the town, and wrapped his cloak around the lower part of his face, pulling down his hat to hide the upper part. He kept up the same fast pace through side streets and alleys, hoping to get to his house in the Wynd without being noticed. However, after ten minutes of walking, he realized that his pace might be too quick for the young woman to keep up with him. He looked back with a bit of irritated impatience, which quickly turned to guilt when he saw that she was almost completely worn out from trying to keep up.

“Now, marry, hang me up for a brute,” said Henry to himself. “Was my own haste ever so great, could it give that poor creature wings? And she loaded with baggage too! I am an ill nurtured beast, that is certain, wherever women are in question; and always sure to do wrong when I have the best will to act right.

“Now, seriously, what was I thinking?” Henry said to himself. “Was my own rush so extreme that it could actually lift that poor girl off the ground? And she was carrying so much too! I really am a bad guy, that much is clear, especially when it comes to women; I always mess things up even when I genuinely want to do the right thing.”

“Hark thee, damsel; let me carry these things for thee. We shall make better speed that I do so.”

“Listen, lady; let me carry these things for you. We’ll get there faster if I do.”

Poor Louise would have objected, but her breath was too much exhausted to express herself; and she permitted her good natured guardian to take her little basket, which, when the dog beheld, he came straight before Henry, stood up, and shook his fore paws, whining gently, as if he too wanted to be carried.

Poor Louise would have spoken up, but she was too out of breath to say anything; she let her kind guardian take her little basket. When the dog saw it, he came right in front of Henry, stood up, and shook his front paws, whimpering softly, as if he also wanted to be carried.

“Nay, then, I must needs lend thee a lift too,” said the smith, who saw the creature was tired:

“Nah, then, I guess I have to give you a lift too,” said the smith, who noticed the creature was exhausted:

“Fie, Charlot!” said Louise; “thou knowest I will carry thee myself.”

“Come on, Charlot!” said Louise; “you know I’ll carry you myself.”

She endeavoured to take up the little spaniel, but it escaped from her; and going to the other side of the smith, renewed its supplication that he would take it up.

She tried to pick up the little spaniel, but it slipped away from her; and going to the other side of the blacksmith, it begged him again to pick it up.

“Charlot’s right,” said the smith: “he knows best who is ablest to bear him. This lets me know, my pretty one, that you have not been always the bearer of your own mail: Charlot can tell tales.”

“Charlot’s right,” said the smith. “He knows best who can handle him. This tells me, my pretty one, that you haven’t always carried your own weight: Charlot has stories to share.”

So deadly a hue came across the poor glee maiden’s countenance as Henry spoke, that he was obliged to support her, lest she should have dropped to the ground. She recovered again, however, in an instant or two, and with a feeble voice requested her guide would go on.

So deadly a color came over the poor cheerful girl's face as Henry spoke that he had to support her, or she would have fallen to the ground. However, she recovered quickly, and with a weak voice asked her guide to continue.

“Nay—nay,” said Henry, as they began to move, “keep hold of my cloak, or my arm, if it helps you forward better. A fair sight we are; and had I but a rebeck or a guitar at my back, and a jackanapes on my shoulder, we should seem as joyous a brace of strollers as ever touched string at a castle gate.

“Nah—nah,” said Henry, as they started to move, “hold onto my cloak, or my arm, if it helps you move better. We look quite the sight; and if I only had a violin or a guitar on my back, and a monkey on my shoulder, we would seem like the happiest pair of entertainers that ever played at a castle gate.

“Snails!” he ejaculated internally, “were any neighbour to meet me with this little harlotry’s basket at my back, her dog under my arm, and herself hanging on my cloak, what could they think but that I had turned mumper in good earnest? I would not for the best harness I ever laid hammer on, that any of our long tongued neighbours met me in this guise; it were a jest would last from St. Valentine’s Day to next Candlemas.”

“Snails!” he thought to himself, “if any neighbor saw me with this little basket of mischief on my back, her dog under my arm, and her hanging onto my cloak, what would they think except that I had really turned into a beggar? I wouldn’t trade the best harness I ever worked on for the chance of any of our gossiping neighbors seeing me like this; it would be a joke that would last from Valentine’s Day to the next Candlemas.”

Stirred by these thoughts, the smith, although at the risk of making much longer a route which he wished to traverse as swiftly as possible, took the most indirect and private course which he could find, in order to avoid the main streets, still crowded with people, owing to the late scene of tumult and agitation. But unhappily his policy availed him nothing; for, in turning into an alley, he met a man with his cloak muffled around his face, from a desire like his own to pass unobserved, though the slight insignificant figure, the spindle shanks, which showed themselves beneath the mantle, and the small dull eye that blinked over its upper folds, announced the pottingar as distinctly as if he had carried his sign in front of his bonnet. His unexpected and most unwelcome presence overwhelmed the smith with confusion. Ready evasion was not the property of his bold, blunt temper; and knowing this man to be a curious observer, a malignant tale bearer, and by no means well disposed to himself in particular, no better hope occurred to him than that the worshipful apothecary would give him some pretext to silence his testimony and secure his discretion by twisting his neck round.

Stirred by these thoughts, the blacksmith, despite the risk of taking a longer route that he wanted to navigate as quickly as possible, chose the most indirect and private path he could find to avoid the main streets, still packed with people due to the recent upheaval. Unfortunately, his plan didn’t work; as he turned into an alley, he encountered a man with his cloak pulled tightly around his face, also wanting to go unnoticed. Yet, the small, unimpressive figure with skinny legs showing beneath the cloak and the dull little eyes peeking above it revealed him to be a pottinger as clearly as if he had been carrying a sign in front of his hat. The surprise of this unwelcome encounter filled the blacksmith with embarrassment. Quick thinking wasn’t exactly his strong suit; knowing this man was a keen observer, a spiteful gossip, and not fond of him at all, he could only hope that the esteemed apothecary would provide him with a reason to silence his claims and ensure his silence by breaking his neck.

But, far from doing or saying anything which could warrant such extremities, the pottingar, seeing himself so close upon his stalwart townsman that recognition was inevitable, seemed determined it should be as slight as possible; and without appearing to notice anything particular in the company or circumstances in which they met, he barely slid out these words as he passed him, without even a glance towards his companion after the first instant of their meeting: “A merry holiday to you once more, stout smith. What! thou art bringing thy cousin, pretty Mistress Joan Letham, with her mail, from the waterside—fresh from Dundee, I warrant? I heard she was expected at the old cordwainer’s.”

But instead of doing or saying anything that could lead to such extremes, the pottingar, realizing he was so close to his strong townsman that recognition was unavoidable, seemed determined to keep it as minimal as possible. Without seeming to notice anything unusual about the company or situation they were in, he quickly said these words as he walked by, not even glancing at his companion after their initial moment of recognition: “Happy holidays to you again, sturdy smith. What! You’re bringing your cousin, lovely Mistress Joan Letham, with her mail from the waterside—fresh from Dundee, I bet? I heard she was expected at the old shoemaker’s.”

As he spoke thus, he looked neither right nor left, and exchanging a “Save you!” with a salute of the same kind which the smith rather muttered than uttered distinctly, he glided forward on his way like a shadow.

As he spoke like this, he didn’t look to either side, and while exchanging a “Take care!” with a similar sort of salute that the blacksmith barely mumbled instead of saying clearly, he moved forward on his path like a shadow.

“The foul fiend catch me, if I can swallow that pill,” said Henry Smith, “how well soever it may be gilded. The knave has a shrewd eye for a kirtle, and knows a wild duck from a tame as well as e’er a man in Perth. He were the last in the Fair City to take sour plums for pears, or my roundabout cousin Joan for this piece of fantastic vanity. I fancy his bearing was as much as to say, ‘I will not see what you might wish me blind to’; and he is right to do so, as he might easily purchase himself a broken pate by meddling with my matters, and so he will be silent for his own sake. But whom have we next? By St. Dunstan, the chattering, bragging, cowardly knave, Oliver Proudfute!”

“The damn fiend catch me if I can swallow that pill,” said Henry Smith, “no matter how well it’s dressed up. The guy has a sharp eye for a dress and knows a wild duck from a tame one just as well as anyone in Perth. He’d be the last person in the Fair City to confuse sour plums for pears or my roundabout cousin Joan for this ridiculous vanity. I think his demeanor pretty much says, ‘I’m not going to pretend to be blind to what you want me to ignore’; and he’s right to feel that way, as he could easily end up with a broken head by getting involved in my business, so he’ll keep quiet for his own good. But who do we have next? By St. Dunstan, the chattering, bragging, cowardly knave, Oliver Proudfute!”

It was, indeed, the bold bonnet maker whom they next encountered, who,
with his cap on one side, and trolling the ditty of—

     “Thou art over long at the pot, Tom, Tom,”
 —gave plain intimation that he had made no dry meal.
It was, in fact, the daring hat maker they ran into next, who, with his cap askew, was singing the line of—

     “You’ve been too long at the pot, Tom, Tom,”
 —made it clear that he hadn’t had a proper meal.

“Ha! my jolly smith,” he said, “have I caught thee in the manner? What, can the true steel bend? Can Vulcan, as the minstrel says, pay Venus back in her own coin? Faith, thou wilt be a gay Valentine before the year’s out, that begins with the holiday so jollily.”

“Ha! my cheerful blacksmith,” he said, “have I caught you in the act? What, can true steel bend? Can Vulcan, as the poet says, pay Venus back in her own way? Honestly, you’ll be a happy Valentine before the year ends, starting with the holiday so cheerfully.”

“Hark ye, Oliver,” said the displeased smith, “shut your eyes and pass on, crony. And hark ye again, stir not your tongue about what concerns you not, as you value having an entire tooth in your head.”

“Hear this, Oliver,” said the annoyed blacksmith, “close your eyes and move along, buddy. And listen again, don’t say anything about matters that don’t involve you, if you care about keeping your whole tooth intact.”

“I betray counsel? I bear tales, and that against my brother martialist? I would not tell it even to my timber soldan! Why, I can be a wild galliard in a corner as well as thou, man. And now I think on’t, I will go with thee somewhere, and we will have a rouse together, and thy Dalilah shall give us a song. Ha! said I not well?”

“I betray advice? I spread rumors, and that about my brother warrior? I wouldn’t even share it with my wooden master! Why, I can be as wild in a corner as you, man. And now that I think about it, I’ll go with you somewhere, and we’ll party together, and your Delilah will sing us a song. Ha! Didn’t I say that well?”

“Excellently,” said Henry, longing the whole time to knock his brother martialist down, but wisely taking a more peaceful way to rid himself of the incumbrance of his presence—“excellently well! I may want thy help, too, for here are five or six of the Douglasses before us: they will not fail to try to take the wench from a poor burgher like myself, so I will be glad of the assistance of a tearer such as thou art.”

“Perfectly,” said Henry, wanting to knock his brother, the fighter, down the whole time, but sensibly choosing a more peaceful way to get rid of the annoyance of his presence—“perfectly well! I might need your help too, because there are five or six of the Douglasses right in front of us: they won’t hesitate to try to take the girl from a poor townsman like me, so I’d appreciate the help of a strong guy like you.”

“I thank ye—I thank ye,” answered the bonnet maker; “but were I not better run and cause ring the common bell, and get my great sword?”

“I thank you—I thank you,” replied the hat maker; “but shouldn’t I quickly ring the common bell and grab my great sword?”

“Ay, ay, run home as fast as you can, and say nothing of what you have seen.”

“Yeah, yeah, hurry home as fast as you can and don't mention what you've seen.”

“Who, I? Nay, fear me not. Pah! I scorn a tale bearer.”

“Who, me? No way, don’t be afraid of me. Ugh! I look down on gossip.”

“Away with you, then. I hear the clash of armour.”

“Away with you, then. I hear the sound of armor clashing.”

This put life and mettle into the heels of the bonnet maker, who, turning his back on the supposed danger, set off at a pace which the smith never doubted would speedily bring him to his own house.

This gave new energy and determination to the bonnet maker, who, ignoring the supposed danger, took off at a speed that the smith was sure would quickly get him back to his own house.

“Here is another chattering jay to deal with,” thought the smith; “but I have a hank over him too. The minstrels have a fabliau of a daw with borrowed feathers—why, this Oliver is The very bird, and, by St. Dunstan, if he lets his chattering tongue run on at my expense, I will so pluck him as never hawk plumed a partridge. And this he knows.”

“Here’s another noisy jay to handle,” thought the smith; “but I have the upper hand here too. The minstrels have a story about a crow with borrowed feathers—well, this Oliver is exactly that bird, and, by St. Dunstan, if he’s going to keep running his mouth at my expense, I’ll take him down in a way that no hawk has ever plucked a partridge. And he knows it.”

As these reflections thronged on his mind, he had nearly reached the end of his journey, and, with the glee maiden still hanging on his cloak, exhausted, partly with fear, partly with fatigue, he at length arrived at the middle of the wynd, which was honoured with his own habitation, and from which, in the uncertainty that then attended the application of surnames, he derived one of his own appellatives. Here, on ordinary days, his furnace was seen to blaze, and four half stripped knaves stunned the neighbourhood with the clang of hammer and stithy. But St. Valentine’s holiday was an excuse for these men of steel having shut the shop, and for the present being absent on their own errands of devotion or pleasure. The house which adjoined to the smithy called Henry its owner; and though it was small, and situated in a narrow street, yet, as there was a large garden with fruit trees behind it, it constituted upon the whole a pleasant dwelling. The smith, instead of knocking or calling, which would have drawn neighbours to doors and windows, drew out a pass key of his own fabrication, then a great and envied curiosity, and opening the door of his house, introduced his companion into his habitation.

As these thoughts crowded his mind, he was almost at the end of his journey, and, with the cheerful girl still hanging onto his cloak, exhausted—partly from fear and partly from tiredness—he finally arrived at the center of the alley, which was home to his own place and gave him one of his names, due to the uncertainty surrounding the use of surnames at the time. Here, on regular days, the fire in his forge blazed, and four half-dressed apprentices filled the neighborhood with the noise of hammering and the forge. But St. Valentine’s Day was a reason for these metalworkers to close up shop and take the day off for their own devotion or enjoyment. The house next to the smithy belonged to a man named Henry; although it was small and located on a narrow street, it was a pleasant home overall because it had a large garden with fruit trees behind it. Instead of knocking or calling, which would have attracted neighbors to their doors and windows, the smith pulled out a passkey he had made himself—a great curiosity at the time—and opened the door to his house, inviting his companion inside.

The apartment which received Henry and the glee maiden was the kitchen, which served amongst those of the smith’s station for the family sitting room, although one or two individuals, like Simon Glover, had an eating room apart from that in which their victuals were prepared. In the corner of this apartment, which was arranged with an unusual attention to cleanliness, sat an old woman, whose neatness of attire, and the precision with which her scarlet plaid was drawn over her head, so as to descend to her shoulders on each side, might have indicated a higher rank than that of Luckie Shoolbred, the smith’s housekeeper. Yet such and no other was her designation; and not having attended mass in the morning, she was quietly reposing herself by the side of the fire, her beads, half told, hanging over her left arm; her prayers, half said, loitering upon her tongue; her eyes, half closed, resigning themselves to slumber, while she expected the return of her foster son, without being able to guess at what hour it was likely to happen. She started up at the sound of his entrance, and bent her eye upon his companion, at first with a look of the utmost surprise, which gradually was exchanged for one expressive of great displeasure.

The apartment that welcomed Henry and the cheerful girl was the kitchen, which also served as the family room for those at the smith’s station, although a few people, like Simon Glover, had a separate dining room away from where their food was prepared. In one corner of this room, which was unusually clean, sat an old woman. The neatness of her clothing and the way her red plaid was carefully draped over her head, falling to her shoulders on either side, might have suggested she was of a higher status than Luckie Shoolbred, the smith’s housekeeper. But that was indeed her role. Since she hadn't attended mass that morning, she was quietly resting by the fire, her rosary, partially counted, hanging over her left arm; her prayers, half-spoken, lingering on her lips; her eyes, partially closed, surrendering to slumber while she awaited the return of her foster son, unsure of when that might be. She jumped up at the sound of his arrival and fixed her gaze on his companion, initially showing deep surprise that slowly shifted to evident displeasure.

“Now the saints bless mine eyesight, Henry Smith!” she exclaimed, very devoutly.

“Now the saints bless my sight, Henry Smith!” she exclaimed, very devoutly.

“Amen, with all my heart. Get some food ready presently, good nurse, for I fear me this traveller hath dined but lightly.”

“Amen, with all my heart. Please get some food ready soon, good nurse, because I fear this traveler hasn't eaten much.”

“And again I pray that Our Lady would preserve my eyesight from the wicked delusions of Satan!”

“And once more, I pray that Our Lady would keep my eyesight safe from the evil tricks of Satan!”

“So be it, I tell you, good woman. But what is the use of all this pattering and prayering? Do you not hear me? or will you not do as I bid you?”

“So be it, I tell you, good woman. But what's the point of all this talking and praying? Do you not hear me? Or will you not do as I ask you?”

“It must be himself, then, whatever is of it! But, oh! it is more like the foul fiend in his likeness, to have such a baggage hanging upon his cloak. Oh, Harry Smith, men called you a wild lad for less things; but who would ever have thought that Harry would have brought a light leman under the roof that sheltered his worthy mother, and where his own nurse has dwelt for thirty years?”

“It must be him, then, whatever that means! But, oh! it feels more like the foul devil in his form to have such a burden hanging on his coat. Oh, Harry Smith, people called you a wild child for lesser things; but who would have ever thought that Harry would bring a loose woman into the home that sheltered his worthy mother, and where his own nurse has lived for thirty years?”

“Hold your peace, old woman, and be reasonable,” said the smith. “This glee woman is no leman of mine, nor of any other person that I know of; but she is going off for Dundee tomorrow by the boats, and we must give her quarters till then.”

“Be quiet, old woman, and be reasonable,” said the blacksmith. “This happy woman is not my lover, nor is she anyone else’s that I know; but she’s leaving for Dundee tomorrow by boat, and we need to give her a place to stay until then.”

“Quarters!” said the old woman. “You may give quarters to such cattle if you like it yourself, Harry Wynd; but the same house shall not quarter that trumpery quean and me, and of that you may assure yourself.”

“Quarters!” said the old woman. “You can give quarters to that trash if you want, Harry Wynd; but the same house won't host that ridiculous woman and me, and you can be sure of that.”

“Your mother is angry with me,” said Louise, misconstruing the connexion of the parties. “I will not remain to give her any offence. If there is a stable or a cowhouse, an empty stall will be bed enough for Charlot and me.”

“Your mom is mad at me,” said Louise, misunderstanding the situation. “I won’t stay and upset her. If there’s a barn or a cow shed, an empty stall will be good enough for Charlot and me.”

“Ay—ay, I am thinking it is the quarters you are best used to,” said Dame Shoolbred.

“Ay—ay, I think it’s the quarters you’re most comfortable with,” said Dame Shoolbred.

“Harkye, Nurse Shoolbred,” said the smith. “You know I love you for your own sake and for my mother’s; but by St. Dunstan, who was a saint of my own craft, I will have the command of my own house; and if you leave me without any better reason but your own nonsensical suspicions, you must think how you will have the door open to you when you return; for you shall have no help of mine, I promise you.”

“Hear me, Nurse Shoolbred,” said the smith. “You know I love you for who you are and for my mother’s sake; but by St. Dunstan, who was a saint of my trade, I will run my own household. If you decide to leave me without a better reason than your silly suspicions, you should think about how you’ll get back in when you return; because I won’t be helping you, I promise you.”

“Aweel, my bairn, and that will never make me risk the honest name I have kept for sixty years. It was never your mother’s custom, and it shall never be mine, to take up with ranters, and jugglers, and singing women; and I am not so far to seek for a dwelling, that the same roof should cover me and a tramping princess like that.”

“Awell, my child, and that will never make me risk the good name I’ve kept for sixty years. It was never your mother’s way, and it won’t be mine, to associate with frauds, performers, and singing women; and I’m not so desperate for a place to stay that I’d share a roof with a wandering princess like her.”

With this the refractory gouvernante began in great hurry to adjust her tartan mantle for going abroad, by pulling it so forwards as to conceal the white linen cap, the edges of which bordered her shrivelled but still fresh and healthful countenance. This done, she seized upon a staff, the trusty companion of her journeys, and was fairly trudging towards the door, when the smith stepped between her and the passage.

With that, the stubborn governess quickly adjusted her tartan cloak to head out, pulling it forward to hide her white linen cap, the edges of which framed her wrinkled but still vibrant and healthy face. Once she finished, she grabbed her trusty walking stick, a faithful companion on her journeys, and was making her way to the door when the blacksmith stepped in front of her on the way out.

“Wait at least, old woman, till we have cleared scores. I owe you for fee and bountith.”

“Hold on a minute, old woman, until we settle up. I still owe you for the fee and the bounty.”

“An’ that’s e’en a dream of your own fool’s head. What fee or bountith am I to take from the son of your mother, that fed, clad, and bielded me as if I had been a sister?”

“That's just a dream in your own foolish head. What payment or reward am I supposed to receive from your mother’s son, who has fed, clothed, and sheltered me as if I were a sister?”

“And well you repay it, nurse, leaving her only child at his utmost need.”

“And you really repay that, nurse, leaving her only child when he needs you the most.”

This seemed to strike the obstinate old woman with compunction. She stopped and looked at her master and the minstrel alternately; then shook her head, and seemed about to resume her motion towards the door.

This seemed to touch the stubborn old woman with regret. She paused and looked back and forth between her master and the minstrel; then she shook her head and appeared ready to continue her way to the door.

“I only receive this poor wanderer under my roof,” urged the smith, “to save her from the prison and the scourge.”

“I’m only taking this poor wanderer in,” insisted the smith, “to protect her from prison and punishment.”

“And why should you save her?” said the inexorable Dame Shoolbred. “I dare say she has deserved them both as well as ever thief deserved a hempen collar.”

“And why should you save her?” said the relentless Dame Shoolbred. “I suppose she has earned them both just as much as any thief deserves a noose.”

“For aught I know she may or she may not. But she cannot deserve to be scourged to death, or imprisoned till she is starved to death; and that is the lot of them that the Black Douglas bears mal-talent against.”

“For all I know, she might or might not. But she doesn’t deserve to be whipped to death or locked up until she starves; that’s what happens to those the Black Douglas has a grudge against.”

“And you are going to thraw the Black Douglas for the cake of a glee woman? This will be the worst of your feuds yet. Oh, Henry Gow, there is as much iron in your head as in your anvil!”

“And you’re going to betray the Black Douglas for the sake of a flirty woman? This will be the worst of your feuds yet. Oh, Henry Gow, there’s as much iron in your head as there is in your anvil!”

“I have sometimes thought this myself; Mistress Shoolbred; but if I do get a cut or two on this new argument, I wonder who is to cure them, if you run away from me like a scared wild goose? Ay, and, moreover, who is to receive my bonny bride, that I hope to bring up the wynd one of these days?”

“I've thought about this myself, Mistress Shoolbred, but if I end up with a cut or two from this new debate, I wonder who will fix them if you run away from me like a frightened wild goose? And who is going to welcome my lovely bride, whom I hope to bring up the street one of these days?”

“Ah, Harry—Harry,” said the old woman, shaking her head, “this is not the way to prepare an honest man’s house for a young bride: you should be guided by modesty and discretion, and not by chambering and wantonness.”

“Ah, Harry—Harry,” said the old woman, shaking her head, “this is not how to get an honest man’s house ready for a young bride: you should be guided by modesty and discretion, not by partying and irresponsibility.”

“I tell you again, this poor creature is nothing to me. I wish her only to be safely taken care of; and I think the boldest Borderman in Perth will respect the bar of my door as much as the gate of Carlisle Castle. I am going down to Sim Glover’s; I may stay there all night, for the Highland cub is run back to the hills, like a wolf whelp as he is, and so there is a bed to spare, and father Simon will make me welcome to the use of it. You will remain with this poor creature, feed her, and protect her during the night, and I will call on her before day; and thou mayst go with her to the boat thyself an thou wilt, and so thou wilt set the last eyes on her at the same time I shall.”

“I'll say it again, this poor person means nothing to me. I just want her to be taken care of safely; I believe even the boldest border guard in Perth will respect my front door as much as the gate of Carlisle Castle. I'm heading down to Sim Glover’s; I might stay there all night, since the Highland guy has run back to the hills, like the wolf pup he is, and there’s a spare bed, which Father Simon will gladly let me use. You will stay here with this poor person, feed her, and protect her throughout the night, and I’ll check on her before dawn; you can even go with her to the boat if you want, so you’ll be the last to see her before I do.”

“There is some reason in that,” said Dame Shoolbred; “though why you should put your reputation in risk for a creature that would find a lodging for a silver twopence and less matter is a mystery to me.”

“There’s some truth to that,” said Dame Shoolbred; “but I can’t understand why you’d risk your reputation for someone who would settle for a silver two pence and not much else.”

“Trust me with that, old woman, and be kind to the girl.”

“Trust me with that, lady, and take care of the girl.”

“Kinder than she deserves, I warrant you; and truly, though I little like the company of such cattle, yet I think I am less like to take harm from her than you—unless she be a witch, indeed, which may well come to be the case, as the devil is very powerful with all this wayfaring clanjamfray.”

“Kinder than she deserves, I assure you; and honestly, even though I’m not a fan of being around people like her, I believe I’m less likely to get hurt by her than you are—unless she’s actually a witch, which could very well be the case, since the devil has a strong influence over all this wandering crowd.”

“No more a witch than I am a warlock,” said the honest smith: “a poor, broken hearted thing, that, if she hath done evil, has dreed a sore weird for it. Be kind to her. And you, my musical damsel, I will call on you tomorrow morning, and carry you to the waterside. This old woman will treat you kindly if you say nothing to her but what becomes honest ears.”

“No more a witch than I am a warlock,” said the honest blacksmith. “She’s just a poor, broken-hearted person who, if she’s done wrong, has paid a heavy price for it. Be kind to her. And you, my musical lady, I’ll come by for you tomorrow morning and take you to the riverside. This old woman will be nice to you if you only say things that are fitting for honest ears.”

The poor minstrel had listened to this dialogue without understanding more than its general tendency; for, though she spoke English well, she had acquired the language in England itself; and the Northern dialect was then, as now, of a broader and harsher character. She saw, however, that she was to remain with the old lady, and meekly folding her arms on her bosom, bent her head with humility. She next looked towards the smith with a strong expression of thankfulness, then, raising her eyes to heaven, took his passive hand, and seemed about to kiss the sinewy fingers in token of deep and affectionate gratitude.

The poor minstrel listened to this conversation without grasping much more than its overall meaning; although she spoke English well, she had learned the language in England, and the Northern dialect was, as it is now, broader and harsher. However, she realized she was meant to stay with the old lady, so she meekly folded her arms on her chest and bowed her head with respect. Next, she looked at the smith with a strong sense of gratitude, then raised her eyes to the heavens, took his strong hand, and seemed about to kiss his tough fingers as a sign of deep and heartfelt thanks.

But Dame Shoolbred did not give license to the stranger’s mode of expressing her feelings. She thrust in between them, and pushing poor Louise aside, said, “No—no, I’ll have none of that work. Go into the chimney nook, mistress, and when Harry Smith’s gone, if you must have hands to kiss, you shall kiss mine as long as you like. And you, Harry, away down to Sim Glover’s, for if pretty Mistress Catharine hears of the company you have brought home, she may chance to like them as little as I do. What’s the matter now? is the man demented? are you going out without your buckler, and the whole town in misrule?”

But Dame Shoolbred didn’t approve of the way the stranger was expressing her feelings. She stepped between them, pushing poor Louise aside, and said, “No—no, I won’t have any of that. Go over to the chimney corner, dear, and when Harry Smith leaves, if you really need someone to kiss, you can kiss my hands for as long as you want. And you, Harry, head down to Sim Glover’s, because if pretty Mistress Catharine hears about the company you brought home, she might not like them any more than I do. What’s going on now? Is the man crazy? Are you going out without your shield while the whole town is in chaos?”

“You are right, dame,” said the armourer; and, throwing the buckler over his broad shoulders, he departed from his house without abiding farther question.

“You're right, ma'am,” said the armourer; and, tossing the shield over his broad shoulders, he left his house without answering any more questions.





CHAPTER XIII.

     How in the noon of night that pibroch thrills,
     Savage and shrill! But with the breath which fills
     Their mountain pipe, so fill the mountaineers
     With the fierce native daring which instils
     The stirring memory of a thousand years.

     BYRON.
     How in the middle of the night that pibroch thrills,  
     Wild and sharp! But with the breath that fills  
     Their mountain pipe, so fill the mountaineers  
     With the fierce native courage that instills  
     The stirring memory of a thousand years.  
     
     BYRON.

We must now leave the lower parties in our historical drama, to attend to the incidents which took place among those of a higher rank and greater importance.

We must now leave the lower players in our historical drama to focus on the events that occurred among those of higher rank and greater significance.

We pass from the hut of an armourer to the council room of a monarch, and resume our story just when, the tumult beneath being settled, the angry chieftains were summoned to the royal presence. They entered, displeased with and lowering upon each other, each so exclusively filled with his own fancied injuries as to be equally unwilling and unable to attend to reason or argument. Albany alone, calm and crafty, seemed prepared to use their dissatisfaction for his own purposes, and turn each incident as it should occur to the furtherance of his own indirect ends.

We move from the armory to the king’s council room and pick up our story right when the uproar below has calmed down, and the angry leaders were called in to see the king. They walked in, unhappy and glaring at each other, each so caught up in their own imagined wrongs that they were both unwilling and unable to consider reason or debate. Only Albany, cool and cunning, appeared ready to use their discontent for his own advantage, manipulating every situation as it arose to serve his own secret aims.

The King’s irresolution, although it amounted even to timidity, did not prevent his assuming the exterior bearing becoming his situation. It was only when hard pressed, as in the preceding scene, that he lost his apparent composure. In general, he might be driven from his purpose, but seldom from his dignity of manner. He received Albany, Douglas, March, and the prior, those ill assorted members of his motley council, with a mixture of courtesy and loftiness, which reminded each haughty peer that he stood in the presence of his sovereign, and compelled him to do the beseeming reverence.

The King’s indecisiveness, even though it bordered on cowardice, didn’t stop him from carrying himself in a way that matched his position. It was only when he was really pushed, like in the previous scene, that he lost his calm appearance. Generally, he might be swayed from his goals, but rarely from his dignified demeanor. He welcomed Albany, Douglas, March, and the prior, those mismatched members of his diverse council, with a blend of politeness and superiority that reminded each arrogant noble that he was in the presence of his king and forced them to show the appropriate respect.

Having received their salutations, the King motioned them to be seated; and they were obeying his commands when Rothsay entered. He walked gracefully up to his father, and, kneeling at his footstool, requested his blessing. Robert, with an aspect in which fondness and sorrow were ill disguised, made an attempt to assume a look of reproof, as he laid his hand on the youth’s head and said, with a sigh, “God bless thee, my thoughtless boy, and make thee a wiser man in thy future years!”

Having received their greetings, the King signaled for them to sit down; and they were just following his orders when Rothsay entered. He approached his father gracefully, knelt at his feet, and asked for his blessing. Robert, with a mix of affection and sadness, tried to wear a stern expression as he placed his hand on the young man's head and said, with a sigh, “God bless you, my careless boy, and help you become a wiser man in the years to come!”

“Amen, my dearest father!” said Rothsay, in a tone of feeling such as his happier moments often evinced. He then kissed the royal hand, with the reverence of a son and a subject; and, instead of taking a place at the council board, remained standing behind the King’s chair, in such a position that he might, when he chose, whisper into his father’s ear.

“Amen, my beloved father!” Rothsay said, with an emotion similar to what he often showed during his happier times. He then kissed the royal hand with the respect of both a son and a subject; instead of sitting at the council table, he stood behind the King’s chair, close enough to whisper in his father’s ear whenever he wanted.

The King next made a sign to the prior of St. Dominic to take his place at the table, on which there were writing materials, which, of all the subjects present, Albany excepted, the churchman was alone able to use. The King then opened the purpose of their meeting by saying, with much dignity:

The King then signaled to the prior of St. Dominic to take his seat at the table, which had writing materials on it—materials that, except for Albany, only the churchman was capable of using among the attendees. The King then stated the reason for their meeting with great dignity:

“Our business, my lords, respected these unhappy dissensions in the Highlands, which, we learn by our latest messengers, are about to occasion the waste and destruction of the country, even within a few miles of this our own court. But, near as this trouble is, our ill fate, and the instigations of wicked men, have raised up one yet nearer, by throwing strife and contention among the citizens of Perth and those attendants who follow your lordships and others our knights and nobles. I must first, therefore, apply to yourselves, my lords, to know why our court is disturbed by such unseemly contendings, and by what means they ought to be repressed? Brother of Albany, do you tell us first your sentiments on this matter.”

“Our business, my lords, acknowledges the unfortunate conflicts in the Highlands, which, according to our latest messengers, are about to bring devastation to the region, even within a few miles of our own court. But, despite this nearby trouble, our misfortune and the influence of bad people have created an even greater issue by stirring up conflict among the citizens of Perth and your lordships' attendants, as well as our knights and nobles. Therefore, I must first address you, my lords, to understand why our court is disturbed by such inappropriate disputes, and how they should be resolved. Brother of Albany, please share your thoughts on this matter first.”

“Sir, our royal sovereign and brother,” said the Duke, “being in attendance on your Grace’s person when the fray began, I am not acquainted with its origin.”

“Sir, our royal sovereign and brother,” the Duke said, “was with you when the fight started, so I don’t know how it began.”

“And for me,” said the Prince, “I heard no worse war cry than a minstrel wench’s ballad, and saw no more dangerous bolts flying than hazel nuts.”

“And for me,” said the Prince, “I heard no worse battle cry than a minstrel girl’s song, and saw no more dangerous projectiles flying than hazelnuts.”

“And I,” said the Earl of March, “could only perceive that the stout citizens of Perth had in chase some knaves who had assumed the Bloody Heart on their shoulders. They ran too fast to be actually the men of the Earl of Douglas.”

“And I,” said the Earl of March, “could only see that the tough citizens of Perth were chasing some guys who had taken the Bloody Heart emblem on their shoulders. They were running too fast to actually be the men of the Earl of Douglas.”

Douglas understood the sneer, but only replied to it by one of those withering looks with which he was accustomed to intimate his mortal resentment. He spoke, however, with haughty composure.

Douglas understood the sneer but replied with one of those icy glares he usually used to express his deep resentment. However, he spoke with an air of haughty composure.

“My liege,” he said, “must of course know it is Douglas who must answer to this heavy charge, for when was there strife or bloodshed in Scotland, but there were foul tongues to asperse a Douglas or a Douglas’s man as having given cause to them? We have here goodly witnesses. I speak not of my Lord of Albany, who has only said that he was, as well becomes him, by your Grace’s side. And I say nothing of my Lord of Rothsay, who, as befits his rank, years, and understanding, was cracking nuts with a strolling musician. He smiles. Here he may say his pleasure; I shall not forget a tie which he seems to have forgotten. But here is my Lord of March, who saw my followers flying before the clowns of Perth. I can tell that earl that the followers of the Bloody Heart advance or retreat when their chieftain commands and the good of Scotland requires.”

“My lord,” he said, “must know that it is Douglas who must answer for this serious accusation, because whenever there is conflict or violence in Scotland, there are always nasty rumors blaming a Douglas or one of his men for causing it. We have solid witnesses here. I’m not talking about my Lord of Albany, who only mentioned that he was, as is fitting, by your Grace’s side. And I won’t say anything about my Lord of Rothsay, who, suitable to his status, age, and understanding, was busy cracking nuts with a traveling musician. He smiles. He can say what he likes; I won’t forget a bond he seems to have overlooked. But here is my Lord of March, who witnessed my followers running away from the fools of Perth. I can inform that earl that the followers of the Bloody Heart advance or retreat at their chieftain’s command and when the good of Scotland demands it.”

“And I can answer—” exclaimed the equally proud Earl of March, his blood rushing into his face, when the King interrupted him.

“And I can answer—” exclaimed the equally proud Earl of March, his face turning hot, when the King interrupted him.

“Peace! angry lords,” said the King, “and remember in whose presence you stand. And you, my Lord of Douglas, tell us, if you can, the cause of this mutiny, and why your followers, whose general good services we are most willing to acknowledge, were thus active in private brawl.”

“Calm down! Angry lords,” said the King, “and remember who you are standing before. And you, my Lord of Douglas, please tell us, if you can, what caused this uprising and why your followers, whose valuable contributions we greatly appreciate, were so involved in this private fight.”

“I obey, my lord,” said Douglas, slightly stooping a head that seldom bent. “I was passing from my lodgings in the Carthusian convent, through the High Street of Perth, with a few of my ordinary retinue, when I beheld some of the baser sort of citizens crowding around the Cross, against which there was nailed this placard, and that which accompanies it.”

“I obey, my lord,” said Douglas, slightly lowering a head that rarely bent. “I was walking from my place at the Carthusian convent, through the High Street of Perth, with a few of my usual attendants, when I saw some of the lower-class citizens gathered around the Cross, where there was a placard nailed, along with another one that goes with it.”

He took from a pocket in the bosom of his buff coat a human hand and a piece of parchment. The King was shocked and agitated.

He pulled a human hand and a piece of parchment from a pocket in the front of his light-colored coat. The King was shocked and upset.

“Read,” he said, “good father prior, and let that ghastly spectacle be removed.”

“Read,” he said, “good father prior, and let that terrible sight be taken away.”

The prior read a placard to the following purpose:

The prior read a sign for the following purpose:

“Inasmuch as the house of a citizen of Perth was assaulted last night, being St. Valentine’s Eve, by a sort of disorderly night walkers, belonging to some company of the strangers now resident in the Fair City; and whereas this hand was struck from one of the lawless limmers in the fray that ensued, the provost and magistrates have directed that it should be nailed to the Cross, in scorn and contempt of those by whom such brawl was occasioned. And if any one of knightly degree shall say that this our act is wrongfully done, I, Patrick Charteris of Kinfauns, knight, will justify this cartel in knightly weapons, within the barrace; or, if any one of meaner birth shall deny what is here said, he shall be met with by a citizen of the Fair City of Perth, according to his degree. And so God and St. John protect the Fair City!”

"Last night, on St. Valentine’s Eve, a citizen's house in Perth was attacked by a group of rowdy night walkers from some company of outsiders now living in the Fair City. Since one of the lawless troublemakers was hit during the resulting fight, the provost and magistrates have ordered that his hand be nailed to the Cross as a sign of scorn and contempt for those who caused the brawl. If any knight claims this action is unjust, I, Patrick Charteris of Kinfauns, will defend this decision with knightly weapons in the barrack; or, if anyone of lower status disputes this, they will face a citizen of the Fair City of Perth according to their rank. May God and St. John protect the Fair City!"

“You will not wonder, my lord,” resumed Douglas, “that, when my almoner had read to me the contents of so insolent a scroll, I caused one of my squires to pluck down a trophy so disgraceful to the chivalry and nobility of Scotland. Where upon, it seems some of these saucy burghers took license to hoot and insult the hindmost of my train, who wheeled their horses on them, and would soon have settled the feud, but for my positive command that they should follow me in as much peace as the rascally vulgar would permit. And thus they arrived here in the guise of flying men, when, with my command to repel force by force, they might have set fire to the four corners of this wretched borough, and stifled the insolent churls, like malicious fox cubs in a burning brake of furze.”

“You won’t be surprised, my lord,” Douglas continued, “that when my almoner read me the contents of such an arrogant letter, I had one of my squires take down a trophy that was such a disgrace to the chivalry and nobility of Scotland. After that, it seems some of these bold townspeople felt free to jeer and insult the last members of my company, who turned their horses on them, and would have quickly resolved the conflict, if not for my direct order that they should follow me peacefully, as much as the unruly crowd would allow. And so they arrived here like a group of fleeing men, when, with my command to respond to force with force, they could have set fire to the four corners of this miserable town and dealt with the insolent locals like spiteful fox cubs in a burning thicket of gorse.”

There was a silence when Douglas had done speaking, until the Duke of Rothsay answered, addressing his father:

There was a pause after Douglas finished speaking, until the Duke of Rothsay replied, addressing his father:

“Since the Earl of Douglas possesses the power of burning the town where your Grace holds your court, so soon as the provost and he differ about a night riot, or the terms of a cartel, I am sure we ought all to be thankful that he has not the will to do so.”

“Since the Earl of Douglas has the ability to set fire to the town where your Grace holds court, as soon as the provost and he disagree about a night riot or the terms of a challenge, I’m sure we should all be grateful that he doesn’t want to do that.”

“The Duke of Rothsay,” said Douglas, who seemed resolved to maintain command of his temper, “may have reason to thank Heaven in a more serious tone than he now uses that the Douglas is as true as he is powerful. This is a time when the subjects in all countries rise against the law: we have heard of the insurgents of the Jacquerie in France; and of Jack Straw, and Hob Miller, and Parson Ball, among the Southron; and we may be sure there is fuel enough to catch such a flame, were it spreading to our frontiers. When I see peasants challenging noblemen, and nailing the hands of the gentry to their city cross, I will not say I fear mutiny—for that would be false—but I foresee, and will stand well prepared for, it.”

“The Duke of Rothsay,” Douglas said, clearly determined to keep his cool, “should sincerely thank Heaven, more seriously than he’s doing now, that the Douglas is just as loyal as he is strong. These are times when subjects in every country rise against the law: we’ve heard about the rebels of the Jacquerie in France, and about Jack Straw, Hob Miller, and Parson Ball among the English; and we can be certain there’s plenty of fuel to ignite such a fire if it reaches our borders. When I see peasants challenging nobles and nailing the hands of the gentry to their town cross, I won’t say I’m afraid of an uprising—because that would be a lie—but I can foresee it, and I’ll be ready for it.”

“And why does my Lord Douglas say,” answered the Earl of March, “that this cartel has been done by churls? I see Sir Patrick Charteris’s name there, and he, I ween, is of no churl’s blood. The Douglas himself, since he takes the matter so warmly, might lift Sir Patrick’s gauntlet without soiling of his honour.”

“And why does my Lord Douglas say,” replied the Earl of March, “that this challenge has been made by commoners? I see Sir Patrick Charteris’s name there, and he, I believe, is not from common blood. The Douglas himself, since he feels so strongly about it, could accept Sir Patrick’s challenge without tarnishing his honor.”

“My Lord of March,” replied Douglas, “should speak but of what he understands. I do no injustice to the descendant of the Red Rover, when I say he is too slight to be weighed with the Douglas. The heir of Thomas Randolph might have a better claim to his answer.”

“My Lord of March,” Douglas replied, “should only talk about what he understands. I'm not being unfair to the descendant of the Red Rover when I say he's not a match for the Douglas. The heir of Thomas Randolph might actually have a stronger claim for his response.”

“And, by my honour, it shall not miss for want of my asking the grace,” said the Earl of March, pulling his glove off.

“And, I swear, it won't be for lack of me asking for the favor,” said the Earl of March, pulling off his glove.

“Stay, my lord,” said the King. “Do us not so gross an injury as to bring your feud to mortal defiance here; but rather offer your ungloved hand in kindness to the noble earl, and embrace in token of your mutual fealty to the crown of Scotland.”

“Wait, my lord,” said the King. “Please don’t do us the serious harm of turning your conflict into a deadly confrontation here; instead, extend your bare hand in goodwill to the noble earl, and embrace as a sign of your shared loyalty to the crown of Scotland.”

“Not so, my liege,” answered March; “your Majesty may command me to return my gauntlet, for that and all the armour it belongs to are at your command, while I continue to hold my earldom of the crown of Scotland; but when I clasp Douglas, it must be with a mailed hand. Farewell, my liege. My counsels here avail not, nay, are so unfavourably received, that perhaps farther stay were unwholesome for my safety. May God keep your Highness from open enemies and treacherous friends! I am for my castle of Dunbar, from whence I think you will soon hear news. Farewell to you, my Lords of Albany and Douglas; you are playing a high game, look you play it fairly. Farewell, poor thoughtless prince, who art sporting like a fawn within spring of a tiger! Farewell, all—George of Dunbar sees the evil he cannot remedy. Adieu, all.”

“Not so, my liege,” replied March. “Your Majesty can ask me to return my gauntlet, because that and all the armor it belongs to are at your command as long as I hold my earldom from the crown of Scotland. But when I take Douglas’s hand, it must be with a mailed fist. Goodbye, my liege. My advice here is useless and not well received, so it’s probably better for my safety if I leave. May God protect your Highness from open enemies and deceitful friends! I'm heading to my castle in Dunbar, and I think you’ll hear news from me soon. Farewell to you, my Lords of Albany and Douglas; you’re making a serious play, so make sure you play it fair. Goodbye, poor careless prince, who is frolicking like a fawn within the springtime of a tiger! Goodbye, everyone—George of Dunbar sees the trouble he can’t fix. Farewell, everyone.”

The King would have spoken, but the accents died on his tongue, as he received from Albany a look cautioning him to forbear. The Earl of March left the apartment, receiving the mute salutations of the members of the council whom he had severally addressed, excepting from Douglas alone, who returned to his farewell speech a glance of contemptuous defiance.

The King was about to speak, but the words caught in his throat when he saw Albany giving him a look that urged him to hold back. The Earl of March exited the room, acknowledging the silent farewells from the council members he had addressed, except for Douglas, who shot him a glance of scornful defiance in response to his goodbye.

“The recreant goes to betray us to the Southron,” he said; “his pride rests on his possessing that sea worn hold which can admit the English into Lothian [the castle of Dunbar]. Nay, look not alarmed, my liege, I will hold good what I say. Nevertheless, it is yet time. Speak but the word, my liege—say but ‘Arrest him,’ and March shall not yet cross the Earn on his traitorous journey.”

“The coward is going to betray us to the Southerners,” he said; “his pride comes from owning that weathered stronghold that allows the English into Lothian [the castle of Dunbar]. No need to look alarmed, my lord, I stand by what I say. However, there’s still time. Just say the word, my lord—just say ‘Arrest him,’ and March won't be able to cross the Earn on his traitorous journey.”

“Nay, gallant earl,” said Albany, who wished rather that the two powerful lords should counterbalance each other than that one should obtain a decisive superiority, “that were too hasty counsel. The Earl of March came hither on the King’s warrant of safe conduct, and it may not consist with my royal brother’s honour to break it. Yet, if your lordship can bring any detailed proof—”

“Nah, brave earl,” said Albany, who preferred that the two powerful lords would balance each other rather than one gaining a clear advantage, “that would be too quick a decision. The Earl of March came here on the King’s promise of safe conduct, and it may not be in my royal brother’s honor to break that. However, if you can provide any solid evidence—”

Here they were interrupted by a flourish of trumpets.

Here, they were interrupted by a burst of trumpets.

“His Grace of Albany is unwontedly scrupulous today,” said Douglas; “but it skills not wasting words—the time is past—these are March’s trumpets, and I warrant me he rides at flight speed so soon as he passes the South Port. We shall hear of him in time; and if it be as I have conjectured, he shall be met with though all England backed his treachery.”

“His Grace of Albany is unusually cautious today,” said Douglas; “but it’s pointless to waste words—time is running out—these are March’s trumpets, and I’m sure he’ll be riding at full speed as soon as he passes the South Port. We’ll hear about him soon; and if it’s as I’ve guessed, he’ll be confronted even if all of England supports his betrayal.”

“Nay, let us hope better of the noble earl,” said the King, no way displeased that the quarrel betwixt March and Douglas had seemed to obliterate the traces of the disagreement betwixt Rothsay and his father in law; “he hath a fiery, but not a sullen, temper. In some things he has been—I will not say wronged, but disappointed—and something is to be allowed to the resentment of high blood armed with great power. But thank Heaven, all of us who remain are of one sentiment, and, I may say, of one house; so that, at least, our councils cannot now be thwarted with disunion. Father prior, I pray you take your writing materials, for you must as usual be our clerk of council. And now to business, my lords; and our first object of consideration must be this Highland cumber.”

“Let’s think better of the noble earl,” said the King, not at all unhappy that the argument between March and Douglas seemed to overshadow the disagreement between Rothsay and his father-in-law; “he has a fiery but not a gloomy temper. In some ways he has been—I won’t say wronged, but let down—and we should consider the resentment of someone of his rank wielding great power. But thank goodness, all of us who are here share the same view, and I can say we’re like one family; so at least our plans can’t be disrupted by division. Father prior, please get your writing materials, as you must once again be our clerk of council. Now, to business, my lords; our first item of discussion has to be this Highland issue.”

“Between the Clan Chattan and the Clan Quhele,” said the prior, “which, as our last advices from our brethren at Dunkeld inform us, is ready to break out into a more formidable warfare than has yet taken place between these sons of Belial, who speak of nothing else than of utterly destroying one another. Their forces are assembling on each side, and not a man claiming in the tenth degree of kindred but must repair to the brattach of his tribe, or stand to the punishment of fire and sword. The fiery cross hath flitted about like a meteor in every direction, and awakened strange and unknown tribes beyond the distant Moray Firth—may Heaven and St. Dominic be our protection! But if your lordships cannot find remedy for evil, it will spread broad and wide, and the patrimony of the church must in every direction be exposed to the fury of these Amalekites, with whom there is as little devotion to Heaven as there is pity or love to their neighbour—may Our Lady be our guard! We hear some of them are yet utter heathens, and worship Mahound and Termagaunt.”

“Between Clan Chattan and Clan Quhele,” said the prior, “according to our latest updates from our brothers at Dunkeld, they're about to escalate into a much more intense conflict than anything we've seen so far between these sons of Belial, who only talk about completely destroying each other. Their forces are gathering on both sides, and anyone with even the slightest claim to kinship must join their tribe's banner or face the consequences of fire and sword. The fiery cross has raced around like a meteor in every direction, awakening strange and unknown tribes beyond the distant Moray Firth—may Heaven and St. Dominic protect us! But if your lordships can't find a solution to this problem, it will spread widely, and the church's lands will be exposed to the wrath of these Amalekites, who have as little devotion to Heaven as they do pity or love for their neighbors—may Our Lady watch over us! We hear some of them are still outright heathens, worshipping Mahound and Termagaunt.”

“My lords and kinsmen,” said Robert, “ye have heard the urgency of this case, and may desire to know my sentiments before you deliver what your own wisdom shall suggest. And, in sooth, no better remedy occurs to me than to send two commissioners, with full power from us to settle such debates as be among them, and at the same time to charge them, as they shall be answerable to the law, to lay down their arms, and forbear all practices of violence against each other.”

“My lords and family,” said Robert, “you’ve heard how urgent this situation is, and you might want to hear my thoughts before you share your own. Honestly, I can't think of a better solution than to send two representatives, with full authority from us to resolve the disputes between them. At the same time, we should instruct them, under the law’s accountability, to put down their weapons and refrain from any violent actions against one another.”

“I approve of your Grace’s proposal,” said Rothsay; “and I trust the good prior will not refuse the venerable station of envoy upon this peacemaking errand. And his reverend brother, the abbot of the Carthusian convent, must contend for an honour which will certainly add two most eminent recruits to the large army of martyrs, since the Highlanders little regard the distinction betwixt clerk and layman in the ambassadors whom you send to them.”

“I agree with your Grace’s proposal,” said Rothsay; “and I hope the good prior will accept the respected role of envoy for this peace mission. And his respected colleague, the abbot of the Carthusian convent, will have to compete for an honor that will definitely add two distinguished members to the ranks of martyrs, since the Highlanders don’t care much about the difference between clergymen and laypeople in the ambassadors you send to them.”

“My royal Lord of Rothsay,” said the prior, “if I am destined to the blessed crown of martyrdom, I shall be doubtless directed to the path by which I am to attain it. Meantime, if you speak in jest, may Heaven pardon you, and give you light to perceive that it were better buckle on your arms to guard the possessions of the church, so perilously endangered, than to employ your wit in taunting her ministers and servants.”

“My lord Rothsay,” said the prior, “if I’m meant for the blessed crown of martyrdom, then I’ll surely be guided on the path to achieve it. In the meantime, if you’re joking, may Heaven forgive you and help you see that it’s better to put on your armor to protect the church’s possessions, which are in great danger, than to use your wit to mock its ministers and servants.”

“I taunt no one, father prior,” said the youth, yawning; “Nor have I much objection to taking arms, excepting that they are a somewhat cumbrous garb, and in February a furred mantle is more suiting to the weather than a steel corselet. And it irks me the more to put on cold harness in this nipping weather, that, would but the church send a detachment of their saints—and they have some Highland ones well known in this district, and doubtless used to the climate—they might fight their own battles, like merry St. George of England. But I know not how it is, we hear of their miracles when they are propitiated, and of their vengeance if any one trespasses on their patrimonies, and these are urged as reasons for extending their lands by large largesses; and yet, if there come down but a band of twenty Highlanders, bell, book, and candle make no speed, and the belted baron must be fain to maintain the church in possession of the lands which he has given to her, as much as if he himself still enjoyed the fruits of them.”

“I’m not taunting anyone, father prior,” said the young man, yawning. “I don’t really mind taking up arms, except that they are a bit heavy and in February, a fur coat is much more suitable for the weather than a steel breastplate. It annoys me even more to put on cold armor in this biting weather. If only the church would send a group of their saints—and they have some well-known Highland ones around here, who are probably used to the climate—they could fight their own battles, like jolly St. George from England. But I don’t know why it is that we only hear of their miracles when they are being honored, and of their fury if someone encroaches on their lands. These stories are used as reasons to expand their territories with generous donations; yet, if a band of just twenty Highlanders shows up, neither bells nor prayers can hurry them along, and the noble lord has to ensure that the church remains in control of the lands he has given to it, as if he still reaped the benefits himself.”

“Son David,” said the King, “you give an undue license to your tongue.”

“Son David,” said the King, “you're giving your tongue too much freedom.”

“Nay, Sir, I am mute,” replied the Prince. “I had no purpose to disturb your Highness, or displease the father prior, who, with so many miracles at his disposal, will not face, as it seems, a handful of Highland caterans.”

“Nah, Sir, I'm speechless,” replied the Prince. “I didn’t mean to bother your Highness or upset the father prior, who, with so many miracles at his disposal, seems unwilling to confront a group of Highland raiders.”

“We know,” said the prior, with suppressed indignation, “from what source these vile doctrines are derived, which we hear with horror from the tongue that now utters them. When princes converse with heretics, their minds and manners are alike corrupted. They show themselves in the streets as the companions of maskers and harlots, and in the council as the scorners of the church and of holy things.”

“We know,” said the prior, with barely contained anger, “where these disgusting beliefs come from, which we hear with shock from the mouth that now speaks them. When rulers talk to non-believers, both their thoughts and behavior become tainted. They flaunt themselves in the streets as the friends of performers and sex workers, and in meetings as the mockers of the church and sacred matters.”

“Peace, good father!” said the King. “Rothsay shall make amends for what he has idly spoken. Alas! let us take counsel in friendly fashion, rather than resemble a mutinous crew of mariners in a sinking vessel, when each is more intent on quarrelling with his neighbours than in assisting the exertions of the forlorn master for the safety of the ship. My Lord of Douglas, your house has been seldom to lack when the crown of Scotland desired either wise counsel or manly achievement; I trust you will help us in this strait.”

“Calm down, good father!” said the King. “Rothsay will make up for what he carelessly said. Let’s discuss this in a friendly way instead of acting like a rebellious crew on a sinking ship, where everyone is more focused on arguing with each other than helping the desperate captain save the ship. My Lord of Douglas, your family has always been there when the crown of Scotland needed wise advice or brave action; I hope you’ll support us in this difficult time.”

“I can only wonder that the strait should exist, my lord,” answered the haughty Douglas. “When I was entrusted with the lieutenancy of the kingdom, there were some of these wild clans came down from the Grampians. I troubled not the council about the matter, but made the sheriff, Lord Ruthven, get to horse with the forces of the Carse—the Hays, the Lindsays, the Ogilvies, and other gentlemen. By St. Bride! When it was steel coat to frieze mantle, the thieves knew what lances were good for, and whether swords had edges or no. There were some three hundred of their best bonnets, besides that of their chief, Donald Cormac, left on the moor of Thorn and in Rochinroy Wood; and as many were gibbeted at Houghmanstares, which has still the name from the hangman work that was done there. This is the way men deal with thieves in my country; and if gentler methods will succeed better with these Earish knaves, do not blame Douglas for speaking his mind. You smile, my Lord of Rothsay. May I ask how I have a second time become your jest, before I have replied to the first which you passed on me?”

“I can only wonder why the strait exists, my lord,” replied the proud Douglas. “When I was given the duty of governing the kingdom, some of those wild clans came down from the Grampians. I didn’t bother the council about it, but had the sheriff, Lord Ruthven, gear up with the forces from the Carse—the Hays, the Lindsays, the Ogilvies, and other gentlemen. By St. Bride! When it was time for armor against cloaks, the thieves knew exactly what lances were for and whether swords were sharp or not. About three hundred of their best hats, along with their leader Donald Cormac’s, were left on the moor of Thorn and in Rochinroy Wood; and just as many were hanged at Houghmanstares, which still bears the name from the execution work done there. This is how men deal with thieves in my country; and if gentler methods will work better with these Earish scoundrels, don’t blame Douglas for speaking his mind. You smile, my Lord of Rothsay. May I ask how I’ve become your joke a second time, before I’ve even responded to the first one you threw my way?”

“Nay, be not wrathful, my good Lord of Douglas,” answered the Prince; “I did but smile to think how your princely retinue would dwindle if every thief were dealt with as the poor Highlanders at Houghmanstares.”

“Nah, don’t be angry, my good Lord of Douglas,” answered the Prince; “I just smiled thinking about how your royal entourage would shrink if every thief was treated like the poor Highlanders at Houghmanstares.”

The King again interfered, to prevent the Earl from giving an angry reply.

The King stepped in again to stop the Earl from responding with anger.

“Your lordship,” said he to Douglas, “advises wisely that we should trust to arms when these men come out against our subjects on the fair and level plan; but the difficulty is to put a stop to their disorders while they continue to lurk within their mountains. I need not tell you that the Clan Chattan and the Clan Quhele are great confederacies, consisting each of various tribes, who are banded together, each to support their own separate league, and who of late have had dissensions which have drawn blood wherever they have met, whether individually or in bands. The whole country is torn to pieces by their restless feuds.”

“Your lordship,” he said to Douglas, “makes a smart point that we should rely on arms when these men confront our people on the open ground; but the challenge is to stop their trouble while they keep hiding in the mountains. I don’t need to tell you that the Clan Chattan and the Clan Quhele are large groups made up of various tribes, each supporting their own separate alliance, and recently they’ve had disputes that have led to violence wherever they’ve encountered each other, whether as individuals or in groups. The entire region is being ripped apart by their constant conflicts.”

“I cannot see the evil of this,” said the Douglas: “the ruffians will destroy each other, and the deer of the Highlands will increase as the men diminish. We shall gain as hunters the exercise we lose as warriors.”

“I can’t see the harm in this,” said the Douglas. “The thugs will take each other out, and the deer in the Highlands will thrive as the men decrease. We’ll gain the exercise we lose as warriors by being hunters.”

“Rather say that the wolves will increase as the men diminish,” replied the King.

“Instead, say that the wolves will grow in number as the men decrease,” replied the King.

“I am content,” said Douglas: “better wild wolves than wild caterans. Let there be strong forces maintained along the Earish frontier, to separate the quiet from the disturbed country. Confine the fire of civil war within the Highlands; let it spend its uncontrolled fury, and it will be soon burnt out for want of fuel. The survivors will be humbled, and will be more obedient to a whisper of your Grace’s pleasure than their fathers, or the knaves that now exist, have, been to your strictest commands.”

“I’m happy,” said Douglas. “Better wild wolves than wild thieves. Let’s keep strong forces along the Earish border to separate the peaceful areas from the troubled ones. Keep the chaos of civil war contained in the Highlands; let it unleash its fury, and it will quickly fade away for lack of fuel. The survivors will be humbled and will obey your Grace’s wishes more than their fathers or the scoundrels that are around now have obeyed your strict commands.”

“This is wise but ungodly counsel,” said the prior, shaking his head; “I cannot take it upon my conscience to recommend it. It is wisdom, but it is the wisdom of Achitophel, crafty at once and cruel.”

“This is wise but immoral advice,” said the prior, shaking his head; “I can't in good conscience recommend it. It's smart, but it’s the smartness of Achitophel, both cunning and ruthless.”

“My heart tells me so,” said the King, laying his hand on his breast—“my heart tells me that it will be asked of me at the awful day, ‘Robert Stuart, where are the subjects I have given thee?’ It tells me that I must account for them all, Saxon and Gael, Lowland, Highland, and Border man; that I will not be required to answer for those alone who have wealth and knowledge, but for those also who were robbers because they were poor, and rebels because they were ignorant.”

“My heart tells me so,” said the King, placing his hand on his chest—“my heart tells me that on that terrible day, I will be asked, ‘Robert Stuart, where are the subjects I entrusted to you?’ It tells me that I must account for everyone, Saxon and Gael, Lowland, Highland, and Border people; that I will not only be held responsible for those who have wealth and knowledge, but also for those who turned to robbery because they were poor and became rebels because they were ignorant.”

“Your Highness speaks like a Christian king,” said the prior; “but you bear the sword as well as the sceptre, and this present evil is of a kind which the sword must cure.”

“Your Highness speaks like a Christian king,” said the prior; “but you wield both the sword and the scepter, and this current problem requires the sword to solve it.”

“Hark ye, my lords,” said the Prince, looking up as if a gay thought had suddenly struck him. “Suppose we teach these savage mountaineers a strain of chivalry? It were no hard matter to bring these two great commanders, the captain of the Clan Chattan and the chief of the no less doughty race of the Clan Quhele, to defy each other to mortal combat. They might fight here in Perth—we would lend them horse and armour; thus their feud would be stanched by the death of one, or probably both, of the villains, for I think both would break their necks in the first charge; my father’s godly desire of saving blood would be attained; and we should have the pleasure of seeing such a combat between two savage knights, for the first time in their lives wearing breeches and mounted on horses, as has not been heard of since the days of King Arthur.”

“Listen up, my lords,” said the Prince, looking up as if a cheerful idea had suddenly come to him. “What if we teach these wild mountain warriors a bit of chivalry? It wouldn't be difficult to get these two great leaders, the captain of Clan Chattan and the chief of the strong Clan Quhele, to challenge each other to a duel. They could fight right here in Perth—we would provide them with horses and armor; this way, their feud would end with the death of one, or maybe both, of the fighters, since I think both would likely break their necks in the first charge; my father’s noble wish to save blood would be fulfilled; and we’d get to enjoy watching such a duel between two fierce knights, for the first time in their lives wearing pants and riding horses, something that hasn't been seen since the days of King Arthur.”

“Shame upon you, David!” said the King. “Do you make the distress of your native country, and the perplexity of our councils, a subject for buffoonery?”

“Shame on you, David!” the King exclaimed. “Are you turning the suffering of your homeland and the confusion of our decisions into a joke?”

“If you will pardon me, royal brother,” said Albany, “I think that, though my princely nephew hath started this thought in a jocular manner, there may be something wrought out of it, which might greatly remedy this pressing evil.”

“If you’ll excuse me, royal brother,” said Albany, “I believe that even though my princely nephew brought this idea up jokingly, there might be something worthwhile that could help fix this urgent problem.”

“Good brother,” replied the King, “it is unkind to expose Rothsay’s folly by pressing further his ill timed jest. We know the Highland clans have not our customs of chivalry, nor the habit or mode of doing battle which these require.”

“Good brother,” replied the King, “it’s unfair to highlight Rothsay’s foolishness by pushing his badly timed joke any further. We know the Highland clans don’t share our customs of chivalry, nor do they have the same way of fighting that those customs demand.”

“True, your Grace,” answered Albany; “yet I speak not in scorn, but in serious earnest. True, the mountaineers have not our forms and mode of doing battle in the lists, but they have those which are as effectual to the destruction of human life, and so that the mortal game is played, and the stake won and lost, what signifies it whether these Gael fight with sword and lance, as becomes belted knights, or with sandbags, like the crestless churls of England, or butcher each other with knives and skenes, in their own barbarous fashion? Their habits, like our own, refer all disputed rights and claims to the decision of battle. They are as vain, too, as they are fierce; and the idea that these two clans would be admitted to combat in presence of your Grace and of your court will readily induce them to refer their difference to the fate of battle, even were such rough arbitrement less familiar to their customs, and that in any such numbers as shall be thought most convenient. We must take care that they approach not the court, save in such a fashion and number that they shall not be able to surprise us; and that point being provided against, the more that shall be admitted to combat upon either side, the greater will be the slaughter among their bravest and most stirring men, and the more the chance of the Highlands being quiet for some time to come.”

“True, Your Grace,” replied Albany; “but I'm not speaking out of scorn, rather from serious concern. Yes, the mountaineers don’t have our styles and methods of fighting in the arenas, but they have their own ways that are just as effective in ending lives. So long as this deadly game is played, and the stakes are won and lost, what does it matter if these Gaels fight with swords and lances like proper knights, or with sandbags like the unseemly commoners of England, or even butcher each other with knives and skenes in their own brutal style? Their customs, just like ours, resolve all disputes and claims through combat. They are just as prideful as they are fierce; and the idea that these two clans would be allowed to fight in front of Your Grace and your court will likely push them to settle their differences through battle, even if this rough kind of judgment is less familiar to their traditions, and whoever thinks it best may fight in whatever numbers they choose. We need to ensure they come to the court in such a manner and in such numbers that they can’t catch us off guard; and once that’s secured, the more combatants allowed on either side, the greater the bloodshed among their bravest and most daring warriors, increasing the chances of peace in the Highlands for a while.”

“This were a bloody policy, brother,” said the King; “and again I say, that I cannot bring my conscience to countenance the slaughter of these rude men, that are so little better than so many benighted heathens.”

“This is a brutal policy, brother,” said the King; “and I’ll say it again, I cannot bring myself to support the killing of these rough men, who are barely any better than a bunch of lost heathens.”

“And are their lives more precious,” asked Albany, “than those of nobles and gentlemen who by your Grace’s license are so frequently admitted to fight in barrace, either for the satisfying of disputes at law or simply to acquire honour?”

“And are their lives more valuable,” asked Albany, “than those of nobles and gentlemen who, with your Grace’s permission, are often allowed to fight in tournaments, either to resolve legal disputes or just to gain honor?”

The King, thus hard pressed, had little to say against a custom so engrafted upon the laws of the realm and the usages of chivalry as the trial by combat; and he only replied: “God knows, I have never granted such license as you urge me with unless with the greatest repugnance; and that I never saw men have strife together to the effusion of blood, but I could have wished to appease it with the shedding of my own.”

The King, feeling overwhelmed, had little to say against a practice so deeply rooted in the laws of the land and the traditions of knighthood like trial by combat. He simply replied, “God knows, I have never given such permission as you insist upon, except with great reluctance; and every time I saw men fighting to the point of bloodshed, I wished I could resolve it by shedding my own blood instead.”

“But, my gracious lord,” said the prior, “it seems that, if we follow not some such policy as this of my Lord of Albany, we must have recourse to that of the Douglas; and, at the risk of the dubious event of battle, and with the certainty of losing many excellent subjects, do, by means of the Lowland swords, that which these wild mountaineers will otherwise perform with their own hand. What says my Lord of Douglas to the policy of his Grace of Albany?”

“But, my gracious lord,” said the prior, “it seems that if we don't adhere to a strategy like that of my Lord of Albany, we will have to rely on the Douglas approach; and while this could lead to an uncertain battle, we will definitely lose many valuable subjects. We would have to use the Lowland swords to achieve what these wild mountaineers would otherwise do themselves. What does my Lord of Douglas think about the strategy of his Grace of Albany?”

“Douglas,” said the haughty lord, “never counselled that to be done by policy which might be attained by open force. He remains by his opinion, and is willing to march at the head of his own followers, with those of the barons of Perth shire and the Carse, and either bring these Highlanders to reason or subjection, or leave the body of a Douglas among their savage wildernesses.”

“Douglas,” said the arrogant lord, “never advised doing anything through strategy that could be achieved with direct force. He stands by his belief and is ready to lead his own followers, along with those from the barons of Perthshire and the Carse, to either bring these Highlanders to their senses or submission, or leave a Douglas’s body among their wild territories.”

“It is nobly spoken, my Lord of Douglas,” said Albany; “and well might the King rely upon thy undaunted heart and the courage of thy resolute followers. But see you not how soon you may be called elsewhere, where your presence and services are altogether indispensable to Scotland and her monarch? Marked you not the gloomy tone in which the fiery March limited his allegiance and faith to our sovereign here present to that space for which he was to remain King Robert’s vassal? And did not you yourself suspect that he was plotting a transference of his allegiance to England? Other chiefs, of subordinate power and inferior fame, may do battle with the Highlanders; but if Dunbar admit the Percies and their Englishmen into our frontiers, who will drive them back if the Douglas be elsewhere?”

“It’s well said, my Lord of Douglas,” Albany replied. “The King can certainly count on your fearless heart and the bravery of your loyal followers. But don’t you see how quickly you might be needed elsewhere, where your presence and skills are absolutely essential for Scotland and her king? Did you not notice the dark undertone in which the fiery March limited his loyalty and faith to our sovereign here to the time he would remain King Robert’s vassal? And didn’t you suspect that he was planning to shift his loyalty to England? Other chiefs, who are less powerful and less famous, might contend with the Highlanders; but if Dunbar lets the Percies and their Englishmen into our territory, who will push them back if the Douglas is somewhere else?”

“My sword,” answered Douglas, “is equally at the service of his Majesty on the frontier or in the deepest recesses of the Highlands. I have seen the backs of the proud Percy and George of Dunbar ere now, and I may see them again. And, if it is the King’s pleasure I should take measures against this probable conjunction of stranger and traitor, I admit that, rather than trust to an inferior or feebler hand the important task of settling the Highlands, I would be disposed to give my opinion in favour of the policy of my Lord of Albany, and suffer those savages to carve each other’s limbs, without giving barons and knights the trouble of hunting them down.”

“My sword,” Douglas replied, “is ready to serve His Majesty on the front lines or in the most remote areas of the Highlands. I've faced off against the proud Percy and George of Dunbar before, and I might do so again. If the King wishes for me to take action against this likely alliance of outsider and traitor, I must say that, instead of leaving the crucial task of handling the Highlands to someone less capable, I would lean towards supporting the approach of my Lord of Albany, letting those savages fight each other without burdening the barons and knights with the task of tracking them down.”

“My Lord of Douglas,” said the Prince, who seemed determined to omit no opportunity to gall his haughty father in law, “does not choose to leave to us Lowlanders even the poor crumbs of honour which might be gathered at the expense of the Highland kerne, while he, with his Border chivalry, reaps the full harvest of victory over the English. But Percy hath seen men’s backs as well as Douglas; and I have known as great wonders as that he who goes forth to seek such wool should come back shorn.”

“My Lord of Douglas,” said the Prince, who was clearly determined to take every chance to irritate his arrogant father-in-law, “doesn’t want to leave us Lowlanders even the small scraps of honor that could be earned at the expense of the Highland warriors, while he, with his Border knights, enjoys the complete spoils of victory over the English. But Percy has seen men flee just as Douglas has; and I have witnessed just as surprising things as the fact that someone who goes out to gather such wool might return shorn.”

“A phrase,” said Douglas, “well becoming a prince who speaks of honour with a wandering harlot’s scrip in his bonnet, by way of favor.”

“A phrase,” said Douglas, “suits a prince who talks about honor while wearing a wandering harlot’s bag in his cap, as a sign of favor.”

“Excuse it, my lord,” said Rothsay: “men who have matched unfittingly become careless in the choice of those whom they love par amours. The chained dog must snatch at the nearest bone.”

“Sorry about that, my lord,” said Rothsay. “People who have paired up poorly tend to be careless in choosing those they love for fun. The chained dog has to grab whatever bone is closest.”

“Rothsay, my unhappy son!” exclaimed the King, “art thou mad? or wouldst thou draw down on thee the full storm of a king and father’s displeasure?”

“Rothsay, my troubled son!” exclaimed the King, “are you out of your mind? Or do you want to invite the full force of a king and father’s anger upon yourself?”

“I am dumb,” returned the Prince, “at your Grace’s command.”

“I’m dumb,” replied the Prince, “at your Grace’s command.”

“Well, then, my Lord of Albany,” said the King, “since such is your advice, and since Scottish blood must flow, how, I pray you, are we to prevail on these fierce men to refer their quarrel to such a combat as you propose?”

“Well, then, my Lord of Albany,” said the King, “since that's your advice, and since Scottish blood must be shed, how do you suggest we convince these fierce men to settle their dispute in the way you propose?”

“That, my liege,” said Albany, “must be the result of more mature deliberation. But the task will not be difficult. Gold will be needful to bribe some of the bards and principal counsellors and spokesmen. The chiefs, moreover, of both these leagues must be made to understand that, unless they agree to this amicable settlement—”

“That's what I think, my lord,” said Albany, “but this needs more careful consideration. However, the job shouldn’t be hard. We’ll need money to bribe some of the bards, key advisors, and spokespersons. Also, the leaders of both these groups need to realize that if they don’t agree to this friendly settlement—”

“Amicable, brother!” said the King, with emphasis.

“Friendly, brother!” said the King, with emphasis.

“Ay, amicable, my liege,” replied his brother, “since it is better the country were placed in peace, at the expense of losing a score or two of Highland kernes, than remain at war till as many thousands are destroyed by sword, fire, famine, and all the extremities of mountain battle. To return to the purpose: I think that the first party to whom the accommodation is proposed will snatch at it eagerly; that the other will be ashamed to reject an offer to rest the cause on the swords of their bravest men; that the national vanity, and factious hate to each other, will prevent them from seeing our purpose in adopting such a rule of decision; and that they will be more eager to cut each other to pieces than we can be to halloo them on. And now, as our counsels are finished, so far as I can aid, I will withdraw.”

“Sure, my lord,” his brother replied, “it’s better for the country to be at peace, even if it means losing a handful of Highland fighters, than to stay at war until thousands are killed by sword, fire, famine, and the brutality of mountain battles. To get back to the point: I believe the first group to receive the peace offer will eagerly accept it; the other group will feel embarrassed to turn down an opportunity to let their bravest men decide the outcome. Their pride and mutual animosity will blind them to our intention behind suggesting such a method for resolution; they’ll be more eager to tear each other apart than we will be to egg them on. And now, since we’ve wrapped up our discussions and I’ve done what I can, I will take my leave.”

“Stay yet a moment,” said the prior, “for I also have a grief to disclose, of a nature so black and horrible, that your Grace’s pious heart will hardly credit its existence, and I state it mournfully, because, as certain as that I am an unworthy servant of St. Dominic, it is the cause of the displeasure of Heaven against this poor country, by which our victories are turned into defeat, our gladness into mourning, our councils distracted with disunion, and our country devoured by civil war.”

“Wait just a moment,” the prior said. “I have a sorrow to share, one so dark and terrible that your Grace’s pious heart can hardly believe it exists. I say this sadly because, as certain as I am an unworthy servant of St. Dominic, it is the reason God is displeased with this poor country, transforming our victories into defeats, our joy into mourning, our discussions into chaos, and our nation consumed by civil war.”

“Speak, reverend prior,” said the King; “assuredly, if the cause of such evils be in me or in my house, I will take instant care to their removal.”

“Speak, reverend prior,” said the King; “if the cause of such troubles is in me or my family, I will immediately take steps to address it.”

He uttered these words with a faltering voice, and eagerly waited for the prior’s reply, in the dread, no doubt, that it might implicate Rothsay in some new charge of folly or vice. His apprehensions perhaps deceived him, when he thought he saw the churchman’s eye rest for a moment on the Prince, before he said, in a solemn tone, “Heresy, my noble and gracious liege—heresy is among us. She snatches soul after soul from the congregation, as wolves steal lambs from the sheep fold.”

He said these words with a shaky voice, eagerly waiting for the prior's response, likely fearing that it might involve Rothsay in yet another accusation of foolishness or wrongdoing. His worries may have misled him when he thought he noticed the churchman's gaze linger briefly on the Prince before he spoke in a serious tone, “Heresy, my noble and gracious liege—heresy is here. It takes soul after soul from the congregation, just like wolves steal lambs from the sheepfold.”

“There are enough of shepherds to watch the fold,” answered the Duke of Rothsay. “Here are four convents of regular monks alone around this poor hamlet of Perth, and all the secular clergy besides. Methinks a town so well garrisoned should be fit to keep out an enemy.”

“There are plenty of shepherds to look after the flock,” replied the Duke of Rothsay. “There are four monasteries of monks alone around this poor village of Perth, not to mention all the secular clergy. I think a town that is so well guarded should be able to fend off an enemy.”

“One traitor in a garrison, my lord,” answered the prior, “can do much to destroy the security of a city which is guarded by legions; and if that one traitor is, either from levity, or love of novelty, or whatever other motive, protected and fostered by those who should be most eager to expel him from the fortress, his opportunities of working mischief will be incalculably increased.”

“One traitor in a military outpost, my lord,” replied the prior, “can do a lot to undermine the security of a city defended by legions; and if that one traitor is, whether out of carelessness, a desire for change, or any other reason, supported and harbored by those who should be most determined to remove him from the fortress, his chances of causing harm will be vastly increased.”

“Your words seem to aim at some one in this presence, father prior,” said the Douglas; “if at me, they do me foul wrong. I am well aware that the abbot of Aberbrothock hath made some ill advised complaints, that I suffered not his beeves to become too many for his pastures, or his stock of grain to burst the girnels of the monastery, while my followers lacked beef and their horses corn. But bethink you, the pastures and cornfields which produced that plenty were bestowed by my ancestors on the house of Aberbrothock, surely not with the purpose that their descendant should starve in the midst of it; and neither will he, by St. Bride! But for heresy and false doctrine,” he added, striking his large hand heavily on the council table, “who is it that dare tax the Douglas? I would not have poor men burned for silly thoughts; but my hand and sword are ever ready to maintain the Christian faith.”

“Your words seem to be directed at someone here, Father Prior,” said the Douglas. “If that someone is me, then you are doing me a grave injustice. I know for a fact that the abbot of Aberbrothock has made some misguided complaints, claiming that I didn't allow his cattle to overgraze his land or that his grain supply was overflowing while my followers were short on beef and their horses lacked grain. But remember, the pastures and fields that produced that abundance were given by my ancestors to the house of Aberbrothock, certainly not so that their descendant would go hungry in the midst of it; and he will not go hungry, by St. Bride! But as for heresy and false teaching,” he added, slamming his large hand down hard on the council table, “who dares to accuse the Douglas? I wouldn’t want poor people to suffer for foolish beliefs; but I am always ready to defend the Christian faith with my hand and sword.”

“My lord, I doubt it not,” said the prior; “so hath it ever been with your most noble house. For the abbot’s complaints, they may pass to a second day. But what we now desire is a commission to some noble lord of state, joined to others of Holy Church, to support by strength of hand, if necessary, the inquiries which the reverend official of the bounds, and other grave prelates, my unworthy self being one, are about to make into the cause of the new doctrines, which are now deluding the simple, and depraving the pure and precious faith, approved by the Holy Father and his reverend predecessors.”

“My lord, I have no doubt,” said the prior; “it has always been this way with your esteemed house. As for the abbot’s complaints, they can be addressed another day. What we seek now is a commission from a noble lord of the state, along with other members of Holy Church, to provide, if needed, the support necessary for the inquiries that the reverend official of the area and other serious prelates, myself included, are about to conduct regarding the new doctrines that are misleading the innocent and corrupting the pure and valuable faith, endorsed by the Holy Father and his esteemed predecessors.”

“Let the Earl of Douglas have a royal commission to this effect,” said Albany; “and let there be no exception whatever from his jurisdiction, saving the royal person. For my own part, although conscious that I have neither in act nor thought received or encouraged a doctrine which Holy Church hath not sanctioned, yet I should blush to claim an immunity under the blood royal of Scotland, lest I should seem to be seeking refuge against a crime so horrible.”

“Let the Earl of Douglas have a royal commission for this purpose,” said Albany; “and there should be no exceptions to his authority, except for the royal person. As for me, even though I know that I have neither acted against nor supported any doctrine that Holy Church hasn’t approved, I would feel ashamed to claim immunity under the royal blood of Scotland, as it might look like I’m trying to escape from such a terrible crime.”

“I will have nought to do with it,” said Douglas: “to march against the English, and the Southron traitor March, is task enough for me. Moreover, I am a true Scotsman, and will not give way to aught that may put the Church of Scotland’s head farther into the Roman yoke, or make the baron’s coronet stoop to the mitre and cowl. Do you, therefore, most noble Duke of Albany, place your own name in the commission; and I pray your Grace so to mitigate the zeal of the men of Holy Church who may be associated with you, that there be no over zealous dealings; for the smell of a fagot on the Tay would bring back the Douglas from the walls of York.”

“I want no part of it,” said Douglas. “Marching against the English and the traitor March from the South is already more than enough for me. Besides, I’m a true Scotsman, and I refuse to support anything that would further tie the Church of Scotland to the Roman influence or make the noble barons bow to the authority of bishops and monks. So, most noble Duke of Albany, please put your own name on the commission; and I ask that you keep the enthusiasm of the Holy Church’s representatives in check, so there aren’t any extreme actions taken. Because the scent of a burning pile on the Tay would bring the Douglas back from the walls of York.”

The Duke hastened to give the Earl assurance that the commission should be exercised with lenity and moderation.

The Duke quickly reassured the Earl that the commission would be carried out with kindness and temperance.

“Without a question,” said King Robert, “the commission must be ample; and did it consist with the dignity of our crown, we would not ourselves decline its jurisdiction. But we trust that, while the thunders of the church are directed against the vile authors of these detestable heresies, there shall be measures of mildness and compassion taken with the unfortunate victims of their delusions.”

“Without a doubt,” said King Robert, “the commission needs to be extensive; and if it aligned with the dignity of our crown, we wouldn’t shy away from its jurisdiction. But we hope that, while the church’s wrath is aimed at the despicable creators of these terrible heresies, there will also be measures of kindness and compassion for the unfortunate victims of their deceptions.”

“Such is ever the course of Holy Church, my lord,” said the prior of St. Dominic’s.

“That's always how it goes with the Holy Church, my lord,” said the prior of St. Dominic’s.

“Why, then, let the commission be expedited with due care, in name of our brother Albany, and such others as shall be deemed convenient,” said the King. “And now once again let us break up our council; and, Rothsay, come thou with me, and lend me thine arm; I have matter for thy private ear.”

“Why, then, let’s move forward with the commission carefully, in the name of our brother Albany and anyone else who seems appropriate,” said the King. “And now, once again, let’s wrap up our council; Rothsay, come with me and lend me your arm; I need to discuss something privately with you.”

“Ho, la!” here exclaimed the Prince, in the tone in which he would have addressed a managed horse.

“Hey there!” the Prince exclaimed, in the tone he would use to speak to a trained horse.

“What means this rudeness, boy?” said the King; “wilt thou never learn reason and courtesy?”

“What’s with this rudeness, kid?” said the King; “Will you never learn manners and respect?”

“Let me not be thought to offend, my liege,” said the Prince; “but we are parting without learning what is to be done in the passing strange adventure of the dead hand, which the Douglas hath so gallantly taken up. We shall sit but uncomfortably here at Perth, if we are at variance with the citizens.”

“Please don’t think I’m being disrespectful, my lord,” said the Prince; “but we’re leaving without understanding what to do about the curious situation with the dead hand, which Douglas has bravely taken on. We’re not going to feel comfortable here in Perth if we’re at odds with the townspeople.”

“Leave that to me,” said Albany. “With some little grant of lands and money, and plenty of fair words, the burghers may be satisfied for this time; but it were well that the barons and their followers, who are in attendance on the court, were warned to respect the peace within burgh.”

“Leave that to me,” said Albany. “With a small amount of land and money, plus a lot of nice words, the townspeople might be satisfied for now; but it would be wise to warn the barons and their followers, who are at the court, to respect the peace in the town.”

“Surely, we would have it so,” said the King; “let strict orders be given accordingly.”

“Of course, we’ll make it happen,” said the King; “let’s give strict orders to that effect.”

“It is doing the churls but too much grace,” said the Douglas; “but be it at your Highness’s pleasure. I take leave to retire.”

“It’s showing too much kindness to the common folks,” said the Douglas; “but it’s up to your Highness. I’ll take my leave now.”

“Not before you taste a flagon of Gascon wine, my lord?” said the King.

“Not until you have a glass of Gascon wine, my lord?” said the King.

“Pardon,” replied the Earl, “I am not athirst, and I drink not for fashion, but either for need or for friendship.” So saying, he departed.

“Excuse me,” replied the Earl, “I’m not thirsty, and I don’t drink just for show, but only out of necessity or for friendship.” With that, he left.

The King, as if relieved by his absence, turned to Albany, and said: “And now, my lord, we should chide this truant Rothsay of ours; yet he hath served us so well at council, that we must receive his merits as some atonement for his follies.”

The King, seemingly relieved by his absence, turned to Albany and said: “Now, my lord, we should scold our wandering Rothsay; yet he has served us so well in council that we must acknowledge his merits as some sort of compensation for his mistakes.”

“I am happy to hear it,” answered Albany, with a countenance of pity and incredulity, as if he knew nothing of the supposed services.

“I’m glad to hear that,” replied Albany, looking both sympathetic and skeptical, as if he had no idea about the supposed help.

“Nay, brother, you are dull,” said the King, “for I will not think you envious. Did you not note that Rothsay was the first to suggest the mode of settling the Highlands, which your experience brought indeed into better shape, and which was generally approved of; and even now we had broken up, leaving a main matter unconsidered, but that he put us in mind of the affray with the citizens?”

“Nah, brother, you’re being slow,” said the King, “because I refuse to believe you’re jealous. Didn’t you see that Rothsay was the first to suggest a way to settle the Highlands, which your experience actually refined and that everyone generally agreed on? And even now we had wrapped things up, leaving an important issue unaddressed, if he hadn’t reminded us about the conflict with the citizens?”

“I nothing doubt, my liege,” said the Duke of Albany, with the acquiescence which he saw was expected, “that my royal nephew will soon emulate his father’s wisdom.”

“I have no doubt, my lord,” said the Duke of Albany, with the agreement he noticed was expected, “that my royal nephew will soon follow in his father’s footsteps of wisdom.”

“Or,” said the Duke of Rothsay, “I may find it easier to borrow from another member of my family that happy and comfortable cloak of hypocrisy which covers all vices, and then it signifies little whether they exist or not.”

“Or,” said the Duke of Rothsay, “I might find it easier to borrow from another family member that cozy cloak of hypocrisy that hides all vices, and then it doesn’t really matter whether they exist or not.”

“My lord prior,” said the Duke, addressing the Dominican, “we will for a moment pray your reverence’s absence. The King and I have that to say to the Prince which must have no further audience, not even yours.”

“My lord prior,” said the Duke, speaking to the Dominican, “we would like to request your absence for a moment. The King and I need to discuss something with the Prince that shouldn’t be heard by anyone else, not even you.”

The Dominican bowed and withdrew.

The Dominican bowed and left.

When the two royal brothers and the Prince were left together, the King seemed in the highest degree embarrassed and distressed, Albany sullen and thoughtful, while Rothsay himself endeavoured to cover some anxiety under his usual appearance of levity. There was a silence of a minute. At length Albany spoke.

When the two royal brothers and the Prince were left alone, the King appeared extremely embarrassed and upset, Albany was gloomy and deep in thought, while Rothsay tried to hide some worry under his usual playful demeanor. There was a silence for a minute. Finally, Albany spoke.

“Royal brother,” he said, “my princely nephew entertains with so much suspicion any admonition coming from my mouth, that I must pray your Grace yourself to take the trouble of telling him what it is most fitting he should know.”

“Royal brother,” he said, “my princely nephew is so suspicious of any advice I give that I must ask you to take the time to tell him what he really needs to know.”

“It must be some unpleasing communication indeed, which my Lord of Albany cannot wrap up in honied words,” said the Prince.

“It must be some unpleasant news indeed that my Lord of Albany can’t wrap up in sweet words,” said the Prince.

“Peace with thine effrontery, boy,” answered the King, passionately. “You asked but now of the quarrel with the citizens. Who caused that quarrel, David? What men were those who scaled the window of a peaceful citizen and liege man, alarmed the night with torch and outcry, and subjected our subjects to danger and affright?”

“Calm down with your boldness, kid,” the King replied passionately. “You just asked about the conflict with the citizens. Who started that conflict, David? What men were those who climbed into a peaceful citizen's window, disturbed the night with fire and shouting, and put our people in danger and fear?”

“More fear than danger, I fancy,” answered the Prince; “but how can I of all men tell who made this nocturnal disturbance?”

“More fear than danger, I think,” replied the Prince; “but how can I, of all people, say who caused this nighttime disturbance?”

“There was a follower of thine own there,” continued the King—“a man of Belial, whom I will have brought to condign punishment.”

“There was a follower of yours there,” continued the King—“a wicked man, whom I will have brought to proper justice.”

“I have no follower, to my knowledge, capable of deserving your Highness’s displeasure,” answered the Prince.

“I don’t have any followers, to my knowledge, who would deserve your Highness’s displeasure,” replied the Prince.

“I will have no evasions, boy. Where wert thou on St. Valentine’s Eve?”

“I won't accept any excuses, kid. Where were you on St. Valentine’s Eve?”

“It is to be hoped that I was serving the good saint, as a man of mould might,” answered the young man, carelessly.

“It’s to be hoped that I was serving the good saint, like a normal guy might,” replied the young man, casually.

“Will my royal nephew tell us how his master of the horse was employed upon that holy eve?” said the Duke of Albany.

“Will my royal nephew tell us how his master of the horse spent that holy night?” said the Duke of Albany.

“Speak, David; I command thee to speak,” said the King.

“Speak, David; I order you to speak,” said the King.

“Ramorny was employed in my service, I think that answer may satisfy my uncle.”

“Ramorny was working for me; I think that answer will satisfy my uncle.”

“But it will not satisfy me,” said the angry father. “God knows, I never coveted man’s blood, but that Ramorny’s head I will have, if law can give it. He has been the encourager and partaker of all thy numerous vices and follies. I will take care he shall be so no more. Call MacLouis, with a guard.”

“But it won't satisfy me,” said the angry father. “God knows, I never wanted anyone dead, but I will have Ramorny’s head, if the law can provide it. He has been the instigator and participant in all your many vices and foolishness. I will make sure he won't be anymore. Call MacLouis, with a guard.”

“Do not injure an innocent man,” interposed the Prince, desirous at every sacrifice to preserve his favourite from the menaced danger: “I pledge my word that Ramorny was employed in business of mine, therefore could not be engaged in this brawl.”

“Don’t hurt an innocent man,” the Prince interrupted, eager to protect his favorite from the looming danger at all costs. “I promise you that Ramorny was working on my business, so he couldn’t have been involved in this fight.”

“False equivocator that thou art!” said the King, presenting to the Prince a ring, “behold the signet of Ramorny, lost in the infamous affray! It fell into the hands of a follower of the Douglas, and was given by the Earl to my brother. Speak not for Ramorny, for he dies; and go thou from my presence, and repent the flagitious counsels which could make thee stand before me with a falsehood in thy mouth. Oh, shame, David—shame! as a son thou hast lied to thy father, as a knight to the head of thy order.”

“False deceiver that you are!” said the King, presenting the Prince with a ring, “look at the signet of Ramorny, lost in that notorious fight! It ended up in the hands of a follower of the Douglas and was given by the Earl to my brother. Don’t speak for Ramorny, for he is going to die; leave my presence and regret the wicked advice that made you stand before me with a lie on your lips. Oh, shame, David—shame! As a son, you have lied to your father, and as a knight, you have dishonored your order.”

The Prince stood mute, conscience struck, and self convicted. He then gave way to the honourable feelings which at bottom he really possessed, and threw himself at his father’s feet.

The Prince stood silent, overwhelmed with guilt and self-awareness. He then surrendered to the honorable feelings he truly had deep down and threw himself at his father's feet.

“The false knight,” he said, “deserves degradation, the disloyal subject death; but, oh! let the son crave from the father pardon for the servant who did not lead him into guilt, but who reluctantly plunged himself into it at his command. Let me bear the weight of my own folly, but spare those who have been my tools rather than my accomplices. Remember, Ramorny was preferred to my service by my sainted mother.”

“The false knight,” he said, “deserves to be degraded, and the disloyal subject deserves death; but, oh! let the son ask his father for forgiveness for the servant who didn’t lead him into wrongdoing, but who unwillingly got involved because of his orders. Let me take the responsibility for my own mistakes, but spare those who have been my instruments rather than my partners in crime. Remember, Ramorny was chosen over me by my beloved mother.”

“Name her not, David, I charge thee,” said the King; “she is happy that she never saw the child of her love stand before her doubly dishonoured by guilt and by falsehood.”

“Don’t name her, David, I urge you,” said the King; “she is fortunate that she never had to see the child of her love stand before her, doubly dishonored by guilt and by lies.”

“I am indeed unworthy to name her,” said the Prince; “and yet, my dear father, in her name I must petition for Ramorny’s life.”

“I really don’t deserve to say her name,” said the Prince; “but still, my dear father, in her name I have to ask for Ramorny’s life.”

“If I might offer my counsel,” said the Duke of Albany, who saw that a reconciliation would soon take place betwixt the father and son, “I would advise that Ramorny be dismissed from the Prince’s household and society, with such further penalty as his imprudence may seem to merit. The public will be contented with his disgrace, and the matter will be easily accommodated or stifled, so that his Highness do not attempt to screen his servant.”

“If I could give my advice,” said the Duke of Albany, who recognized that a reconciliation between the father and son was imminent, “I would recommend that Ramorny be kicked out of the Prince’s household and social circle, with whatever punishment his foolishness deserves. The public will be satisfied with his disgrace, and the situation will be easy to resolve or bury, as long as his Highness doesn’t try to protect his servant.”

“Wilt thou, for my sake, David,” said the King, with a faltering voice and the tear in his eye, “dismiss this dangerous man?—for my sake, who could not refuse thee the heart out of my bosom?”

“Will you, for my sake, David,” said the King, with a trembling voice and a tear in his eye, “send away this dangerous man?—for my sake, who could not refuse you the heart from my chest?”

“It shall be done, my father—done instantly,” the Prince replied; and seizing the pen, he wrote a hasty dismissal of Ramorny from his service, and put it into Albany’s hands. “I would I could fulfil all your wishes as easily, my royal father,” he added, again throwing himself at the King’s feet, who raised him up and fondly folded him in his arms.

“It will be done, Dad—right away,” the Prince said; and grabbing the pen, he quickly wrote a dismissal for Ramorny from his service and handed it to Albany. “I wish I could grant all your wishes as easily, my royal father,” he added, throwing himself at the King’s feet again, who lifted him up and warmly embraced him.

Albany scowled, but was silent; and it was not till after the space of a minute or two that he said: “This matter being so happily accommodated, let me ask if your Majesty is pleased to attend the evensong service in the chapel?”

Albany frowned but didn't say anything. It wasn't until a minute or two later that he finally spoke: "Now that this issue is settled, may I ask if Your Majesty would like to attend the evening service in the chapel?"

“Surely,” said the King. “Have I not thanks to pay to God, who has restored union to my family? You will go with us, brother?”

“Of course,” said the King. “Don’t I owe thanks to God for bringing my family back together? Will you come with us, brother?”

“So please your Grace to give me leave of absence—no,” said the Duke. “I must concert with the Douglas and others the manner in which we may bring these Highland vultures to our lure.”

“So, if it pleases you, Your Grace, please grant me some time off—no,” said the Duke. “I need to discuss with the Douglas and others how we can draw these Highland vultures to our bait.”

Albany retired to think over his ambitious projects, while the father and son attended divine service, to thank God for their happy reconciliation.

Albany went off to reflect on his ambitious plans, while the father and son went to church to thank God for their happy reconciliation.





CHAPTER XIV.

     Will you go to the Hielands, Lizzy Lyndesay,
     Will you go the Hielands wi’ me?
     Will you go to the Hielands, Lizzy Lyndesay,
     My bride and my darling to be?

     Old Ballad.
     Will you go to the Highlands, Lizzy Lyndesay,
     Will you go to the Highlands with me?
     Will you go to the Highlands, Lizzy Lyndesay,
     My bride and my darling to be?

     Old Ballad.

A former chapter opened in the royal confessional; we are now to introduce our readers to a situation somewhat similar, though the scene and persons were very different. Instead of a Gothic and darkened apartment in a monastery, one of the most beautiful prospects in Scotland lay extended beneath the hill of Kinnoul, and at the foot of a rock which commanded the view in every direction sat the Fair Maid of Perth, listening in an attitude of devout attention to the instructions of a Carthusian monk, in his white gown and scapular, who concluded his discourse with prayer, in which his proselyte devoutly joined.

A previous chapter started in the royal confessional; now we’re going to introduce our readers to a situation that’s somewhat similar, though the setting and people were very different. Instead of a dark, Gothic room in a monastery, one of the most stunning views in Scotland unfolded beneath the hill of Kinnoul. At the base of a rock that offered a panoramic view in every direction sat the Fair Maid of Perth, listening intently to the teachings of a Carthusian monk in his white robe and scapular, who ended his talk with a prayer, to which his follower joined in with devotion.

When they had finished their devotions, the priest sat for some time with his eyes fixed on the glorious prospect, of which even the early and chilly season could not conceal the beauties, and it was some time ere he addressed his attentive companion.

When they had finished their prayers, the priest sat for a while with his eyes focused on the beautiful view, which even the early and chilly season couldn't hide, and it took a while before he spoke to his attentive companion.

“When I behold,” he said at length, “this rich and varied land, with its castles, churches, convents, stately palaces, and fertile fields, these extensive woods, and that noble river, I know not, my daughter, whether most to admire the bounty of God or the ingratitude of man. He hath given us the beauty and fertility of the earth, and we have made the scene of his bounty a charnel house and a battlefield. He hath given us power over the elements, and skill to erect houses for comfort and defence, and we have converted them into dens for robbers and ruffians.”

“When I look at,” he finally said, “this rich and diverse land, with its castles, churches, convents, grand palaces, and fertile fields, these vast woods, and that magnificent river, I cannot decide, my daughter, whether to admire more the generosity of God or the ingratitude of man. He has given us the beauty and fertility of the earth, and we have turned the scene of his generosity into a graveyard and a battleground. He has given us power over the elements and the skill to build homes for comfort and protection, and we have transformed them into hideouts for thieves and criminals.”

“Yet, surely, my father, there is room for comfort,” replied Catharine, “even in the very prospect we look upon. Yonder four goodly convents, with their churches, and their towers, which tell the citizens with brazen voice that they should think on their religious duties; their inhabitants, who have separated themselves from the world, its pursuits and its pleasures, to dedicate themselves to the service of Heaven—all bear witness that, if Scotland be a bloody and a sinful land, she is yet alive and sensible to the claims which religion demands of the human race.”

“Yet, surely, Dad, there’s still room for comfort,” Catharine replied, “even in the view we see before us. Look at those four beautiful convents with their churches and towers, which loudly remind the citizens to consider their spiritual duties; their residents, who have distanced themselves from the world, its ambitions and pleasures, to devote themselves to the service of God—all of this shows that, even if Scotland is a violent and sinful place, it’s still alive and aware of the responsibilities that religion asks of humanity.”

“Verily, daughter,” answered the priest, “what you say seems truth; and yet, nearly viewed, too much of the comfort you describe will be found delusive. It is true, there was a period in the Christian world when good men, maintaining themselves by the work of their hands, assembled together, not that they might live easily or sleep softly, but that they might strengthen each other in the Christian faith, and qualify themselves to be teachers of the Word to the people. Doubtless there are still such to be found in the holy edifices on which we now look. But it is to be feared that the love of many has waxed cold. Our churchmen have become wealthy, as well by the gifts of pious persons as by the bribes which wicked men have given in their ignorance, imagining that they can purchase that pardon by endowments to the church which Heaven has only offered to sincere penitents. And thus, as the church waxeth rich, her doctrines have unhappily become dim and obscure, as a light is less seen if placed in a lamp of chased gold than beheld through a screen of glass. God knows, if I see these things and mark them, it is from no wish of singularity or desire to make myself a teacher in Israel; but because the fire burns in my bosom, and will not permit me to be silent. I obey the rules of my order, and withdraw not myself from its austerities. Be they essential to our salvation, or be they mere formalities, adopted to supply the want of real penitence and sincere devotion, I have promised, nay, vowed, to observe them; and they shall be respected by me the more, that otherwise I might be charged with regarding my bodily ease, when Heaven is my witness how lightly I value what I may be called on to act or suffer, if the purity of the church could be restored, or the discipline of the priesthood replaced in its primitive simplicity.”

“Honestly, daughter,” replied the priest, “what you say seems true; and yet, on closer inspection, too much of the comfort you talk about will turn out to be misleading. It's true that there was a time in the Christian world when good people, working with their hands, came together not to live comfortably or sleep soundly, but to support each other in their Christian faith and prepare themselves to teach the Word to the people. There are surely still some like that in the churches we see before us. But we must fear that the love of many has grown cold. Our church leaders have become wealthy, both from the donations of devout individuals and from the bribes given by ignorant sinners, thinking they can buy the forgiveness that Heaven has promised only to those who truly repent. And so, as the church gains wealth, its teachings have unfortunately become dim and unclear, just as a light is less visible when it's placed in a gold lamp rather than seen through a glass screen. God knows, if I notice these things and acknowledge them, it’s not because I want to stand out or wish to make myself a teacher in Israel; it’s because the fire burns within me and won’t let me stay quiet. I follow the rules of my order and do not shy away from its hardships. Whether they are essential to our salvation or just formalities to make up for a lack of true repentance and genuine devotion, I have promised, indeed vowed, to follow them; and I will hold them in even higher regard, so that I won't be accused of caring about my own comfort when Heaven knows how little I value what I might have to do or endure, if it means restoring the purity of the church or bringing back the simple discipline of the priesthood.”

“But, my father,” said Catharine, “even for these opinions men term you a Lollard and a Wickliffite, and say it is your desire to destroy churches and cloisters, and restore the religion of heathenesse.”

“But, Dad,” Catharine said, “even for these views, people call you a Lollard and a Wickliffite, and claim you want to tear down churches and monasteries, and bring back the religion of paganism.”

“Even so, my daughter, am I driven to seek refuge in hills and rocks, and must be presently contented to take my flight amongst the rude Highlanders, who are thus far in a more gracious state than those I leave behind me, that theirs are crimes of ignorance, not of presumption. I will not omit to take such means of safety and escape from their cruelty as Heaven may open to me; for, while such appear, I shall account it a sign that I have still a service to accomplish. But when it is my Master’s pleasure, He knows how willingly Clement Blair will lay down a vilified life upon earth, in humble hope of a blessed exchange hereafter. But wherefore dost thou look northward so anxiously, my child? Thy young eyes are quicker than mine—dost thou see any one coming?”

“Even so, my daughter, I find myself forced to seek refuge in the hills and rocks, and I must be content to take my chances among the rough Highlanders, who are, in some ways, better off than those I’m leaving behind, as their crimes stem from ignorance, not arrogance. I won’t hesitate to seize any chance for safety and escape from their cruelty that Heaven provides; as long as such chances appear, I’ll take it as a sign that I still have work to do. But when it is my Master’s will, He knows how willingly Clement Blair will lay down a despised life on earth, hoping for a blessed exchange in the future. But why do you look north so anxiously, my child? Your young eyes are quicker than mine—do you see someone coming?”

“I look, father, for the Highland youth, Conachar, who will be thy guide to the hills, where his father can afford thee a safe, if a rude, retreat. This he has often promised, when we spoke of you and of your lessons. I fear he is now in company where he will soon forget them.”

“I’m looking for Conachar, the Highland youth, who will be your guide to the hills, where his father can offer you a safe, if basic, place to stay. He’s promised this many times when we talked about you and your lessons. I’m worried he’s currently with people who will make him forget them soon.”

“The youth hath sparkles of grace in him,” said Father Clement; “although those of his race are usually too much devoted to their own fierce and savage customs to endure with patience either the restraints of religion or those of the social law. Thou hast never told me, daughter, how, contrary to all the usages either of the burgh or of the mountains, this youth came to reside in thy father’s house?”

“The young man has a touch of grace,” said Father Clement; “even though those from his background are typically too caught up in their fierce and savage traditions to tolerate the limitations of religion or social laws. You’ve never explained to me, daughter, how, against all the customs of both the town and the mountains, this young man ended up living in your father’s house?”

“All I know touching that matter,” said Catharine, “is, that his father is a man of consequence among those hill men, and that he desired as a favour of my father, who hath had dealings with them in the way of his merchandise, to keep this youth for a certain time, and that it is only two days since they parted, as Conachar was to return home to his own mountains.”

“All I know about that situation,” said Catharine, “is that his father is an important person among those hill people, and he asked my father, who has done business with them through his trade, to take care of this young man for a while. They only parted ways two days ago, as Conachar was supposed to go back to his own mountains.”

“And why has my daughter,” demanded the priest, “maintained such a correspondence with this Highland youth, that she should know how to send for him when she desired to use his services in my behalf? Surely, this is much influence for a maiden to possess over such a wild colt as this youthful mountaineer.”

“And why has my daughter,” asked the priest, “kept up this correspondence with this Highland guy that she knows how to call on him whenever she wants his help for me? Surely, that's a lot of influence for a young woman to have over such a wild guy like this young mountaineer.”

Catharine blushed, and answered with hesitation: “If I have had any influence with Conachar, Heaven be my witness, I have only exerted it to enforce upon his fiery temper compliance with the rules of civil life. It is true, I have long expected that you, my father, would be obliged to take to flight, and I therefore had agreed with him that he should meet me at this place as soon as he should receive a message from me with a token, which I yesterday despatched. The messenger was a lightfooted boy of his own clan, whom he used sometimes to send on errands into the Highlands.”

Catharine blushed and replied hesitantly, “If I have had any influence on Conachar, I swear, I've only used it to get him to control his fiery temper and follow the rules of civil life. It's true, I've long thought that you, my father, would have to flee, so I agreed with him that he should meet me here as soon as he got a message from me with a signal, which I sent yesterday. The messenger was a quick-footed boy from his own clan, whom he would sometimes send on errands into the Highlands.”

“And am I then to understand, daughter, that this youth, so fair to the eye, was nothing more dear to you than as you desired to enlighten his mind and reform his manners?”

“And should I take this to mean, daughter, that this young man, so pleasing to the eye, meant no more to you than your wish to enlighten his mind and improve his behavior?”

“It is so, my father, and no otherwise,” answered Catharine; “and perhaps I did not do well to hold intimacy with him, even for his instruction and improvement. But my discourse never led farther.”

“It’s true, my father, and nothing else,” replied Catharine; “and maybe I shouldn’t have gotten close to him, even for his teaching and growth. But my conversation never went any deeper.”

“Then have I been mistaken, my daughter; for I thought I had seen in thee of late some change of purpose, and some wishful regards looking back to this world, of which you were at one time resolved to take leave.”

“Then I must have been wrong, my daughter; because I thought I had noticed a change in you lately, and some longing looks aimed at this world, which you once decided to leave behind.”

Catharine hung down her head and blushed more deeply than ever as she said: “Yourself, father, were used to remonstrate against my taking the veil.”

Catharine lowered her head and blushed more intensely than ever as she said, “You yourself, father, were the one who used to object to my taking the veil.”

“Nor do I now approve of it, my child,” said the priest. “Marriage is an honourable state, appointed by Heaven as the regular means of continuing the race of man; and I read not in the Scriptures what human inventions have since affirmed concerning the superior excellence of a state of celibacy. But I am jealous of thee, my child, as a father is of his only daughter, lest thou shouldst throw thyself away upon some one unworthy of thee. Thy parent, I know, less nice in thy behalf than I am, countenances the addresses of that fierce and riotous reveller whom they call Henry of the Wynd. He is rich it may be; but a haunter of idle and debauched company—a common prizefighter, who has shed human blood like water. Can such a one be a fit mate for Catharine Glover? And yet report says they are soon to be united.”

“Nor do I approve of it now, my child,” said the priest. “Marriage is an honorable state, ordained by Heaven as the usual way to continue the human race; and I don’t find in the Scriptures the claims that human ideas have made about the supposed superiority of being single. But I worry about you, my child, like a father would about his only daughter, fearing that you might settle for someone unworthy of you. Your parent, who I know is less concerned for you than I am, supports the advances of that wild and unruly party-goer they call Henry of the Wynd. He may be rich, but he hangs around worthless and corrupt company—a common prizefighter, who has spilled human blood like it’s nothing. Can someone like that truly be a suitable match for Catharine Glover? And yet, I hear they are going to be engaged soon.”

The Fair Maid of Perth’s complexion changed from red to pale, and from pale to red, as she hastily replied: “I think not of him; though it is true some courtesies have passed betwixt us of late, both as he is my father’s friend and as being according to the custom of the time, my Valentine.”

The Fair Maid of Perth’s face changed from red to pale, and from pale to red, as she quickly responded: “I’m not thinking about him; although it’s true we’ve exchanged some kindnesses recently, since he’s my father’s friend and, according to the customs of the time, my Valentine.”

“Your Valentine, my child!” said Father Clement. “And can your modesty and prudence have trifled so much with the delicacy of your sex as to place yourself in such a relation to such a man as this artificer? Think you that this Valentine, a godly saint and Christian bishop, as he is said to have been, ever countenanced a silly and unseemly custom, more likely to have originated in the heathen worship of Flora or Venus, when mortals gave the names of deities to their passions; and studied to excite instead of restraining them?”

“Your Valentine, my child!” said Father Clement. “Could your modesty and caution really be so careless as to get involved with a man like this craftsman? Do you think this Valentine, a holy saint and Christian bishop as they say he was, would ever support a foolish and inappropriate tradition, one likely rooted in the pagan worship of Flora or Venus, when people would give the names of gods to their desires; and aimed to stir them up instead of holding them back?”

“Father,” said Catharine, in a tone of more displeasure than she had ever before assumed to the Carthusian, “I know not upon what ground you tax me thus severely for complying with a general practice, authorised by universal custom and sanctioned by my father’s authority. I cannot feel it kind that you put such misconstruction upon me.”

“Father,” said Catharine, in a tone of more displeasure than she had ever used with the Carthusian before, “I don’t understand why you’re punishing me so harshly for following a common practice that’s accepted by everyone and backed by my father’s authority. I don’t think it’s fair that you interpret my actions this way.”

“Forgive me, daughter,” answered the priest, mildly, “if I have given you offence. But this Henry Gow, or Smith, is a forward, licentious man, to whom you cannot allow any uncommon degree of intimacy and encouragement, without exposing yourself to worse misconstruction—unless, indeed, it be your purpose to wed him, and that very shortly.”

“Forgive me, daughter,” said the priest gently, “if I have upset you. But this Henry Gow, or Smith, is a forward, irresponsible man, and you can't allow any unusual closeness or encouragement without putting yourself at risk of being misunderstood—unless, of course, you intend to marry him, and soon.”

“Say no more of it, my father,” said Catharine. “You give me more pain than you would desire to do; and I may be provoked to answer otherwise than as becomes me. Perhaps I have already had cause enough to make me repent my compliance with an idle custom. At any rate, believe that Henry Smith is nothing to me, and that even the idle intercourse arising from St. Valentine’s Day is utterly broken off.”

“Don’t say anything more about it, Dad,” said Catharine. “You’re hurting me more than you realize, and I might end up responding in a way that’s not appropriate. Maybe I’ve already had enough reason to regret going along with this silly tradition. Either way, trust me when I say that Henry Smith means nothing to me, and even the pointless conversations we had on St. Valentine’s Day are completely over.”

“I am rejoiced to hear it, my daughter,” replied the Carthusian, “and must now prove you on another subject, which renders me most anxious on your behalf. You cannot your self be ignorant of it, although I could wish it were not necessary to speak of a thing so dangerous, even, before these surrounding rocks, cliffs, and stones. But it must be said. Catharine, you have a lover in the highest rank of Scotland’s sons of honour?”

“I’m so glad to hear that, my daughter,” replied the Carthusian, “but I need to ask you about something else that has me quite worried for you. You must be aware of it yourself, although I wish it weren’t necessary to talk about something so risky—even here among these rocks, cliffs, and stones. But it needs to be said. Catharine, do you have a lover among the most honorable men of Scotland?”

“I know it, father,” answered Catharine, composedly. “I would it were not so.”

“I know, Dad,” Catharine replied calmly. “I wish it weren’t like that.”

“So would I also,” said the priest, “did I see in my daughter only the child of folly, which most young women are at her age, especially if possessed of the fatal gift of beauty. But as thy charms, to speak the language of an idle world, have attached to thee a lover of such high rank, so I know that thy virtue and wisdom will maintain the influence over the Prince’s mind which thy beauty hath acquired.”

“So would I also,” said the priest, “if I saw in my daughter just the typical young woman, which is common at her age, especially when they have the dangerous gift of beauty. But just as your charms, to put it in the terms of a shallow society, have won you a lover of that high status, I believe that your virtue and wisdom will keep the hold over the Prince's thoughts that your beauty has gained.”

“Father,” replied Catharine, “the Prince is a licentious gallant, whose notice of me tends only to my disgrace and ruin. Can you, who seemed but now afraid that I acted imprudently in entering into an ordinary exchange of courtesies with one of my own rank, speak with patience of the sort of correspondence which the heir of Scotland dares to fix upon me? Know that it is but two nights since he, with a party of his debauched followers, would have carried me by force from my father’s house, had I not been rescued by that same rash spirited Henry Smith, who, if he be too hasty in venturing on danger on slight occasion, is always ready to venture his life in behalf of innocence or in resistance of oppression. It is well my part to do him that justice.”

“Dad,” Catharine replied, “the Prince is a reckless flirt, and his attention towards me will only lead to my disgrace and downfall. How can you, who just seemed worried that I was being reckless by casually chatting with someone of my own status, calmly discuss the kind of interaction that the heir of Scotland wants to impose on me? Just two nights ago, he and a group of his wild friends tried to force me out of my father’s house if I hadn’t been saved by that impulsive Henry Smith, who, while sometimes quick to take risks over trivial matters, is always willing to risk his life for innocence or to stand up against oppression. It’s only right that I give him this credit.”

“I should know something of that matter,” said the monk, “since it was my voice that sent him to your assistance. I had seen the party as I passed your door, and was hastening to the civil power in order to raise assistance, when I perceived a man’s figure coming slowly towards me. Apprehensive it might be one of the ambuscade, I stepped behind the buttresses of the chapel of St. John, and seeing from a nearer view that it was Henry Smith, I guessed which way he was bound, and raised my voice, in an exhortation which made him double his speed.”

“I should know something about that,” said the monk, “since it was my voice that sent him to help you. I had seen the group as I walked past your door and was rushing to the authorities to get assistance when I noticed a man coming slowly toward me. Worried it might be one of the ambushers, I stepped behind the supports of the chapel of St. John, and when I saw up close that it was Henry Smith, I figured out where he was headed and called out to him, which made him speed up.”

“I am beholden to you, father,” said Catharine; “but all this, and the Duke of Rothsay’s own language to me, only show that the Prince is a profligate young man, who will scruple no extremities which may promise to gratify an idle passion, at whatever expense to its object. His emissary, Ramorny, has even had the insolence to tell me that my father shall suffer for it if I dare to prefer being the wife of an honest man to becoming the loose paramour of a married prince. So I see no other remedy than to take the veil, or run the risk of my own ruin and my poor father’s. Were there no other reason, the terror of these threats, from a man so notoriously capable of keeping his word, ought as much to prevent my becoming the bride of any worthy man as it should prohibit me from unlatching his door to admit murderers. Oh, good father, what a lot is mine! and how fatal am I likely to prove to my affectionate parent, and to any one with whom I might ally my unhappy fortunes!”

“I owe you a lot, Father,” said Catharine. “But all of this, along with what the Duke of Rothsay said to me, just proves that the Prince is a reckless young man who won’t hesitate to go to any lengths to satisfy a fleeting desire, no matter the cost to the person involved. His messenger, Ramorny, has even had the nerve to tell me that my father will suffer if I choose to be the wife of an honorable man instead of the casual mistress of a married prince. So, I see no other option but to take the veil, or risk my own ruin and that of my poor father. Even if there were no other reason, the fear from these threats, coming from a man known for following through on his words, should stop me from becoming the bride of any decent man just as much as it should keep me from opening the door to murderers. Oh, dear Father, what a fate awaits me! And how likely am I to bring disaster to my loving parent and anyone with whom I might join my unfortunate future!”

“Be yet of good cheer, my daughter,” said the monk; “there is comfort for thee even in this extremity of apparent distress. Ramorny is a villain, and abuses the ear of his patron. The Prince is unhappily a dissipated and idle youth; but, unless my grey hairs have been strangely imposed on, his character is beginning to alter. He hath been awakened to Ramorny’s baseness, and deeply regrets having followed his evil advice. I believe, nay, I am well convinced, that his passion for you has assumed a nobler and purer character, and that the lessons he has heard from me on the corruptions of the church and of the times will, if enforced from your lips, sink deeply into his heart, and perhaps produce fruits for the world to wonder as well as rejoice at. Old prophecies have said that Rome shall fall by the speech of a woman.”

“Cheer up, my daughter,” said the monk; “there’s hope for you even in this moment of apparent distress. Ramorny is a scoundrel who takes advantage of his patron. The Prince is unfortunately a careless and lazy young man, but unless I’m completely mistaken, he’s starting to change. He’s become aware of Ramorny’s dishonesty and regrets following his bad advice. I believe, in fact, I’m sure, that his feelings for you have grown deeper and more honorable, and the lessons he’s learned from me about the corruption of the church and society will, if repeated by you, resonate with him and maybe bring about results that will amaze and delight the world. Old prophecies have said that Rome will fall through the words of a woman.”

“These are dreams, father,” said Catharine—“the visions of one whose thoughts are too much on better things to admit his thinking justly upon the ordinary affairs of Perth. When we have looked long at the sun, everything else can only be seen indistinctly.”

“These are dreams, dad,” Catharine said. “They’re the visions of someone whose mind is so focused on better things that he struggles to think clearly about the everyday matters of Perth. When we’ve stared at the sun for too long, everything else just becomes a blur.”

“Thou art over hasty, my daughter,” said Clement, “and thou shalt be convinced of it. The prospects which I am to open to thee were unfit to be exposed to one of a less firm sense of virtue, or a more ambitious temper. Perhaps it is not fit that, even to you, I should display them; but my confidence is strong in thy wisdom and thy principles. Know, then, that there is much chance that the Church of Rome will dissolve the union which she has herself formed, and release the Duke of Rothsay from his marriage with Marjory Douglas.”

“You're being too hasty, my daughter,” said Clement, “and you’ll see that for yourself. The possibilities I’m about to share with you wouldn’t be suitable for someone with less strong morals or a more ambitious mindset. Maybe it’s not even right for me to share these with you, but I have great faith in your wisdom and principles. So, here it is: there’s a good chance that the Church of Rome will break the union it created and free the Duke of Rothsay from his marriage to Marjory Douglas.”

Here he paused.

Here he stopped.

“And if the church hath power and will to do this,” replied the maiden, “what influence can the divorce of the Duke from his wife produce on the fortunes of Catharine Glover?”

“And if the church has the power and desire to do this,” replied the young woman, “what impact can the Duke's divorce from his wife have on the fate of Catharine Glover?”

She looked at the priest anxiously as she spoke, and he had some apparent difficulty in framing his reply, for he looked on the ground while he answered her.

She looked at the priest nervously as she spoke, and he seemed to struggle to find the right words, as he stared at the ground while replying to her.

“What did beauty do for Catharine Logie? Unless our fathers have told us falsely, it raised her to share the throne of David Bruce.”

“What did beauty do for Catharine Logie? Unless our fathers have misled us, it brought her to share the throne of David Bruce.”

“Did she live happy or die regretted, good father?” asked Catharine, in the same calm and steady tone.

“Did she live happily or die with regrets, good father?” asked Catharine, in the same calm and steady tone.

“She formed her alliance from temporal, and perhaps criminal, ambition,” replied Father Clement; “and she found her reward in vanity and vexation of spirit. But had she wedded with the purpose that the believing wife should convert the unbelieving, or confirm the doubting, husband, what then had been her reward? Love and honour upon earth, and an inheritance in Heaven with Queen Margaret and those heroines who have been the nursing mothers of the church.”

“She built her alliance out of worldly and maybe shady ambitions,” replied Father Clement. “And she ended up with nothing but vanity and frustration. But if she had married with the intention that the faithful wife would help convert the unbelieving or reassure the doubtful husband, what then would have been her reward? Love and respect on earth, and a place in Heaven with Queen Margaret and those heroic women who have nurtured the church.”

Hitherto Catharine had sat upon a stone beside the priest’s feet, and looked up to him as she spoke or listened; but now, as if animated by calm, yet settled, feelings of disapprobation, she rose up, and, extending her hand towards the monk as she spoke, addressed him with a countenance and voice which might have become a cherub, pitying, and even as much as possible sparing, the feelings of the mortal whose errors he is commissioned to rebuke.

Until now, Catharine had been sitting on a stone next to the priest’s feet, looking up at him as she spoke or listened; but now, as if fueled by calm yet firm feelings of disapproval, she stood up and, extending her hand towards the monk, addressed him with a face and voice that could belong to a cherub, expressing pity and trying as much as possible to be considerate of the feelings of the mortal whose mistakes he has been assigned to correct.

“And is it even so?” she said, “and can so much of the wishes, hopes, and prejudices of this vile world affect him who may be called tomorrow to lay down his life for opposing the corruptions of a wicked age and backsliding priesthood? Can it be the severely virtuous Father Clement who advises his child to aim at, or even to think of, the possession of a throne and a bed which cannot become vacant but by an act of crying injustice to the present possessor? Can it be the wise reformer of the church who wishes to rest a scheme, in itself so unjust, upon a foundation so precarious? Since when is it, good father, that the principal libertine has altered his morals so much, to be likely to court in honourable fashion the daughter of a Perth artisan? Two days must have wrought this change; for only that space has passed since he was breaking into my father’s house at midnight, with worse mischief in his mind than that of a common robber. And think you that, if Rothsay’s heart could dictate so mean a match, he could achieve such a purpose without endangering both his succession and his life, assailed by the Douglas and March at the same time, for what they must receive as an act of injury and insult to both their houses? Oh! Father Clement, where was your principle, where your prudence, when they suffered you to be bewildered by so strange a dream, and placed the meanest of your disciples in the right thus to reproach you?”

“And is that really the case?” she asked. “Can the wishes, hopes, and biases of this awful world really influence someone who might be called tomorrow to sacrifice his life for standing against the corruption of a wicked age and a backsliding priesthood? Is it really the strictly virtuous Father Clement who advises his child to aspire to, or even consider, taking a throne and a position that can only become vacant through a blatant injustice to the current holder? Can it be the wise reformer of the church who plans to build such an unjust scheme on such a shaky foundation? Since when, good father, has the leading libertine changed his morals so drastically that he might respectfully pursue the daughter of an artisan from Perth? Two days must have brought this change, for only that amount of time has passed since he was breaking into my father's house at midnight with worse intentions than that of a common burglar. And do you think that if Rothsay's heart could lead him to such a lowly match, he could accomplish it without risking both his claim to the throne and his life, threatened by the Douglas and March at the same time, as they would see it as an injury and insult to both their families? Oh! Father Clement, where was your principle, where was your wisdom, when they allowed you to be confused by such a strange dream, putting the lowest of your disciples in a position to justly criticize you?”

The old man’s eyes filled with tears, as Catharine, visibly and painfully affected by what she had said, became at length silent.

The old man's eyes filled with tears as Catharine, clearly and deeply affected by what she had said, finally fell silent.

“By the mouths of babes and sucklings,” he said, “hath He rebuked those who would seem wise in their generation. I thank Heaven, that hath taught me better thoughts than my own vanity suggested, through the medium of so kind a monitress. Yes, Catharine, I must not hereafter wonder or exclaim when I see those whom I have hitherto judged too harshly struggling for temporal power, and holding all the while the language of religious zeal. I thank thee, daughter, for thy salutary admonition, and I thank Heaven that sent it by thy lips, rather than those of a stern reprover.”

“Through the words of children,” he said, “He has called out those who think they are wise in their time. I'm grateful to Heaven for teaching me better thoughts than my own pride suggested, through such a kind teacher. Yes, Catharine, I won’t be surprised or shout when I see those I’ve judged too harshly fighting for power while speaking with religious passion. I appreciate your helpful advice, and I thank Heaven for sending it through you instead of a harsh critic.”

Catharine had raised her head to reply, and bid the old man, whose humiliation gave her pain, be comforted, when her eyes were arrested by an object close at hand. Among the crags and cliffs which surrounded this place of seclusion, there were two which stood in such close contiguity, that they seemed to have been portions of the same rock, which, rendered by lightning or by an earthquake, now exhibited a chasm of about four feet in breadth, betwixt the masses of stone. Into this chasm an oak tree had thrust itself, in one of the fantastic frolics which vegetation often exhibits in such situations. The tree, stunted and ill fed, had sent its roots along the face of the rock in all directions to seek for supplies, and they lay like military lines of communication, contorted, twisted, and knotted like the immense snakes of the Indian archipelago. As Catharine’s look fell upon the curious complication of knotty branches and twisted roots, she was suddenly sensible that two large eyes were visible among them, fixed and glaring at her, like those of a wild animal in ambush. She started, and, without speaking, pointed out the object to her companion, and looking herself with more strict attention, could at length trace out the bushy red hair and shaggy beard, which had hitherto been concealed by the drooping branches and twisted roots of the tree.

Catharine had lifted her head to respond and urged the old man, whose embarrassment caused her distress, to find comfort when something nearby caught her eye. Among the rocks and cliffs surrounding this secluded spot, there were two formations so close together that they seemed like parts of the same boulder, which, struck by lightning or shaken by an earthquake, now revealed a gap of about four feet between the stone masses. In this gap, an oak tree had pushed itself through, showcasing one of the strange behaviors that plants often display in such environments. The tree, stunted and poorly nourished, had extended its roots across the rock’s surface in every direction to find nutrients, resembling a network of military supply lines—contorted, twisted, and knotted like the enormous snakes of the Indian archipelago. As Catharine's gaze fell upon the tangled mess of gnarled branches and twisted roots, she suddenly realized that two large eyes were watching her, fixed and menacing, like those of a wild animal lurking in wait. She jumped, and without saying a word, pointed out the creature to her companion, and as she looked more closely, she was finally able to discern the bushy red hair and thick beard that had been hidden by the drooping branches and twisted roots of the tree.

When he saw himself discovered, the Highlander, for such he proved, stepped forth from his lurking place, and, stalking forward, displayed a colossal person, clothed in a purple, red, and green checked plaid, under which he wore a jacket of bull’s hide. His bow and arrows were at his back, his head was bare, and a large quantity of tangled locks, like the glibbs of the Irish, served to cover the head, and supplied all the purposes of a bonnet. His belt bore a sword and dagger, and he had in his hand a Danish pole axe, more recently called a Lochaber axe. Through the same rude portal advanced, one by one, four men more, of similar size, and dressed and armed in the same manner.

When he realized he had been spotted, the Highlander, as he turned out to be, stepped out from his hiding spot and walked forward, revealing a massive figure dressed in a purple, red, and green checked plaid, underneath which he wore a bullhide jacket. His bow and arrows were slung across his back, his head was bare, and a large mass of messy hair, similar to that of the Irish, covered his head and served as a sort of hat. His belt held a sword and dagger, and he carried a Danish pole axe, which is now known as a Lochaber axe. Following the same rough entrance, four more men emerged one by one, matching in size and dressed and armed in the same way.

Catharine was too much accustomed to the appearance of the inhabitants of the mountains so near to Perth to permit herself to be alarmed, as another Lowland maiden might have been on the same occasion. She saw with tolerable composure these gigantic forms arrange themselves in a semicircle around and in front of the monk and herself, all bending upon them in silence their large fixed eyes, expressing, as far as she could judge, a wild admiration of her beauty. She inclined her head to them, and uttered imperfectly the usual words of a Highland salutation. The elder and leader of the party returned the greeting, and then again remained silent and motionless. The monk told his beads; and even Catharine began to have strange fears for her personal safety, and anxiety to know whether they were to consider themselves at personal freedom. She resolved to make the experiment, and moved forward as if to descend the hill; but when she attempted to pass the line of Highlanders, they extended their poleaxes betwixt each other, so as effectually to occupy each opening through which she could have passed.

Catharine was too used to seeing the mountain inhabitants near Perth to let herself be scared, unlike another Lowland girl might have been in the same situation. She calmly observed these towering figures form a semicircle around her and the monk, all focusing their large, unblinking eyes on them in silence, which, as far as she could tell, conveyed a wild admiration for her beauty. She nodded to them and awkwardly said the usual words of a Highland greeting. The elder and leader of the group acknowledged her with a nod, then fell silent and still again. The monk continued to count his beads, and even Catharine started to feel strangely uneasy about her safety and worried whether they were free to go. She decided to test it out and moved forward as if she were going to descend the hill; however, when she tried to pass through the line of Highlanders, they raised their poleaxes between each other, effectively blocking every opening she could have used to get through.

Somewhat disconcerted, yet not dismayed, for she could not conceive that any evil was intended, she sat down upon one of the scattered fragments of rock, and bade the monk, standing by her side, be of good courage.

Somewhat unsettled, but not discouraged, since she couldn’t believe any harm was meant, she sat down on one of the broken pieces of rock and encouraged the monk beside her to stay strong.

“If I fear,” said Father Clement, “it is not for myself; for whether I be brained with the axes of these wild men, like an ox when, worn out by labour, he is condemned to the slaughter, or whether I am bound with their bowstrings, and delivered over to those who will take my life with more cruel ceremony, it can but little concern me, if they suffer thee, dearest daughter, to escape uninjured.”

“If I’m afraid,” said Father Clement, “it’s not for myself; whether I’m struck down by these wild men like an ox worn out from work and condemned to slaughter, or whether I’m tied up with their bowstrings and handed over to those who will take my life in a more brutal way, it doesn’t matter much to me, as long as they let you, my dearest daughter, escape unharmed.”

“We have neither of us,” replied the Maiden of Perth, “any cause for apprehending evil; and here comes Conachar to assure us of it.”

“We both have no reason to fear anything bad; and here comes Conachar to reassure us.”

Yet, as she spoke, she almost doubted her own eyes; so altered were the manner and attire of the handsome, stately, and almost splendidly dressed youth who, springing like a roebuck from a cliff of considerable height, lighted just in front of her. His dress was of the same tartan worn by those who had first made their appearance, but closed at the throat and elbows with a necklace and armlets of gold. The hauberk which he wore over his person was of steel, but so clearly burnished that it shone like silver. His arms were profusely ornamented, and his bonnet, besides the eagle’s feather marking the quality of chief, was adorned with a chain of gold, wrapt several times around it, and secured by a large clasp, glistening with pearls. His brooch, by which the tartan mantle, or plaid, as it is now called, was secured on the shoulder, was also of gold, large and curiously carved. He bore no weapon in his hand, excepting a small sapling stick with a hooked head. His whole appearance and gait, which used formerly to denote a sullen feeling of conscious degradation, was now bold, forward, and haughty; and he stood before Catharine with smiling confidence, as if fully conscious of his improved appearance, and waiting till she should recognise him.

Yet, as she spoke, she almost doubted her own eyes; the handsome, stately, and almost splendidly dressed young man had changed so much. He had sprung like a deer from a high cliff and landed right in front of her. He wore the same tartan as those who first appeared but had it fastened at the neck and elbows with a gold necklace and armlets. The armor he had on was made of steel but polished so well that it shone like silver. His arms were heavily decorated, and his hat, besides the eagle feather showing he was a chief, was embellished with a gold chain wrapped several times around it and secured with a large clasp that sparkled with pearls. The brooch that held his tartan mantle, or plaid as it’s now called, on his shoulder was also gold, large, and intricately carved. He carried no weapon in his hand, just a small sapling stick with a hooked end. His entire appearance and demeanor, which used to show a sullen sense of embarrassment, were now bold, confident, and proud; he stood before Catharine with a smiling assurance, fully aware of his transformation and waiting for her to recognize him.

“Conachar,” said Catharine, desirous to break this state of suspense, “are these your father’s men?”

“Conachar,” Catharine said, eager to break the tension, “are these your father’s men?”

“No, fair Catharine,” answered the young man. “Conachar is no more, unless in regard to the wrongs he has sustained, and the vengeance which they demand. I am Ian Eachin MacIan, son to the chief of the Clan Quhele. I have moulted my feathers, as you see, when I changed my name. And for these men, they are not my father’s followers, but mine. You see only one half of them collected: they form a band consisting of my foster father and eight sons, who are my bodyguard, and the children of my belt, who breathe but to do my will. But Conachar,” he added, in a softer tone of voice, “lives again so soon as Catharine desires to see him; and while he is the young chief of the Clan Quhele to all others, he is to her as humble and obedient as when he was Simon Glover’s apprentice. See, here is the stick I had from you when we nutted together in the sunny braes of Lednoch, when autumn was young in the year that is gone. I would not exchange it, Catharine, for the truncheon of my tribe.”

“No, fair Catharine,” answered the young man. “Conachar is gone, except for the wrongs he has suffered and the revenge they call for. I am Ian Eachin MacIan, son of the chief of the Clan Quhele. I’ve shed my old identity, as you can see, by changing my name. And these men with me are not my father's followers, but mine. You only see half of them gathered here: they are a group made up of my foster father and eight sons, who are my bodyguards, along with the children of my belt, who exist only to carry out my wishes. But Conachar,” he added softly, “comes back to life the moment Catharine wishes to see him; while he is the young chief of the Clan Quhele to everyone else, he is to her as humble and obedient as when he was Simon Glover’s apprentice. Look, here’s the stick you gave me when we gathered nuts together in the sunny hills of Lednoch, back when autumn was just starting last year. I wouldn’t trade it, Catharine, for my tribe’s baton.”

While Eachin thus spoke, Catharine began to doubt in her own mind whether she had acted prudently in requesting the assistance of a bold young man, elated, doubtless, by his sudden elevation from a state of servitude to one which she was aware gave him extensive authority over a very lawless body of adherents.

While Eachin spoke, Catharine started to wonder whether she had made a smart choice in asking for help from a confident young man, who was undoubtedly feeling proud about his sudden rise from being a servant to holding significant power over a very unruly group of followers.

“You do not fear me, fair Catharine?” said the young chief, taking her hand. “I suffered my people to appear before you for a few minutes, that I might see how you could endure their presence; and methinks you regarded them as if you were born to be a chieftain’s wife.”

“You're not afraid of me, beautiful Catharine?” said the young chief, taking her hand. “I allowed my people to come before you for a few minutes, just to see how you would handle their presence; and it seems to me you looked at them as if you were meant to be a chieftain’s wife.”

“I have no reason to fear wrong from Highlanders,” said Catharine, firmly; “especially as I thought Conachar was with them. Conachar has drunk of our cup and eaten of our bread; and my father has often had traffic with Highlanders, and never was there wrong or quarrel betwixt him and them.”

“I have no reason to fear any harm from the Highlanders,” Catharine said confidently; “especially since I thought Conachar was with them. Conachar has shared our food and drink; my father has often dealt with Highlanders, and there has never been any wrongdoing or conflict between him and them.”

“No?” replied Hector, for such is the Saxon equivalent for Eachin, “what! never when he took the part of the Gow Chrom (the bandy legged smith) against Eachin MacIan? Say nothing to excuse it, and believe it will be your own fault if I ever again allude to it. But you had some command to lay upon me; speak, and you shall be obeyed.”

“Not really?” replied Hector, since that’s what the Saxons call Eachin, “What! Never when he defended the Gow Chrom (the bandy-legged blacksmith) against Eachin MacIan? Don’t try to justify it, and it'll be your own fault if I bring it up again. But you had something you wanted to ask me; go ahead, and I’ll follow your orders.”

Catharine hastened to reply; for there was something in the young chief’s manner and language which made her desire to shorten the interview.

Catharine quickly responded because there was something about the young chief's way of speaking and behaving that made her want to end the conversation sooner.

“Eachin,” she said, “since Conachar is no longer your name, you ought to be sensible that in claiming, as I honestly might, a service from my equal, I little thought that I was addressing a person of such superior power and consequence. You, as well as I, have been obliged to the religious instruction of this good man. He is now in great danger: wicked men have accused him with false charges, and he is desirous to remain in safety and concealment till the storm shall pass away.”

“Eachin,” she said, “now that Conachar isn’t your name anymore, you should understand that when I ask for a favor from someone who is my equal, I didn’t realize I was speaking to someone with so much power and influence. Both you and I have benefited from the teachings of this good man. He’s currently in serious danger: evil people have made false accusations against him, and he wants to stay safe and hidden until this chaos is over.”

“Ha! the good clerk Clement! Ay, the worthy clerk did much for me, and more than my rugged temper was capable to profit by. I will be glad to see any one in the town of Perth persecute one who hath taken hold of MacIan’s mantle!”

“Ha! The good clerk Clement! Yes, the worthy clerk did a lot for me, and more than my tough personality could appreciate. I’ll be happy to see anyone in the town of Perth go after someone who’s taken MacIan’s mantle!”

“It may not be safe to trust too much to that,” said Catharine. “I nothing doubt the power of your tribe; but when the Black Douglas takes up a feud, he is not to be scared by the shaking of a Highland plaid.”

“It might not be wise to rely on that too much,” said Catharine. “I have no doubt about the strength of your tribe; but when the Black Douglas starts a feud, he won't be intimidated by the fluttering of a Highland plaid.”

The Highlander disguised his displeasure at this speech with a forced laugh.

The Highlander hid his annoyance at this comment with a fake laugh.

“The sparrow,” he said, “that is next the eye seems larger than the eagle that is perched on Bengoile. You fear the Douglasses most, because they sit next to you. But be it as you will. You will not believe how wide our hills, and vales, and forests extend beyond the dusky barrier of yonder mountains, and you think all the world lies on the banks of the Tay. But this good clerk shall see hills that could hide him were all the Douglasses on his quest—ay, and he shall see men enough also to make them glad to get once more southward of the Grampians. And wherefore should you not go with the good man? I will send a party to bring him in safety from Perth, and we will set up the old trade beyond Loch Tay—only no more cutting out of gloves for me. I will find your father in hides, but I will not cut them, save when they are on the creatures’ backs.”

“The sparrow,” he said, “that’s next to the eye looks bigger than the eagle perched on Bengoile. You’re more afraid of the Douglasses because they’re close to you. But it is what it is. You won’t believe how far our hills, valleys, and forests stretch beyond the dark barrier of those mountains, and you think the whole world is on the banks of the Tay. But this good clerk will see hills that could hide him if all the Douglasses were after him—yeah, and he’ll also see enough men to make them happy to head back south of the Grampians. And why shouldn’t you go with the good man? I’ll send a group to safely bring him from Perth, and we’ll resume the old trade beyond Loch Tay—just no more cutting gloves for me. I’ll get your father hides, but I won’t cut them unless they’re still on the animals’ backs.”

“My father will come one day and see your housekeeping, Conachar—I mean, Hector. But times must be quieter, for there is feud between the townspeople and the followers of the noblemen, and there is speech of war about to break out in the Highlands.”

“My dad will come one day and see how you're managing the house, Conachar—I mean, Hector. But things need to settle down first, because there’s a feud between the townspeople and the followers of the nobles, and people are talking about a war about to break out in the Highlands.”

“Yes, by Our Lady, Catharine! and were it not for that same Highland war, you should nor thus put off your Highland visit, my pretty mistress. But the race of the hills are no longer to be divided into two nations. They will fight like men for the supremacy, and he who gets it will deal with the King of Scotland as an equal, not as a superior. Pray that the victory may fall to MacIan, my pious St. Catharine, for thou shalt pray for one who loves thee dearly.”

“Yes, my Lady, Catharine! If it weren't for that Highland war, you wouldn't be putting off your visit to the Highlands, my lovely mistress. But the people of the hills are no longer divided into two nations. They will fight like men for dominance, and whoever wins will deal with the King of Scotland as an equal, not a superior. Please pray that victory goes to MacIan, my dear St. Catharine, because you should pray for someone who loves you dearly.”

“I will pray for the right,” said Catharine; “or rather, I will pray that there be peace on all sides. Farewell, kind and excellent Father Clement. Believe I shall never forget thy lessons; remember me in thy prayers. But how wilt thou be able to sustain a journey so toilsome?”

“I will pray for what is right,” said Catharine; “or rather, I will pray for peace on all sides. Goodbye, kind and wonderful Father Clement. Please believe that I will never forget your lessons; keep me in your prayers. But how will you manage such a challenging journey?”

“They shall carry him if need be,” said Hector, “if we go far without finding a horse for him. But you, Catharine—it is far from hence to Perth. Let me attend you thither as I was wont.”

“They'll carry him if necessary,” Hector said, “if we go far without finding him a horse. But you, Catharine—it’s a long way to Perth from here. Let me accompany you there like I used to.”

“If you were as you were wont, I would not refuse your escort. But gold brooches and bracelets are perilous company, when the Liddesdale and Annandale lancers are riding as throng upon the highway as the leaves at Hallowmass; and there is no safe meeting betwixt Highland tartans and steel jackets.”

“If you were as you usually are, I wouldn’t turn down your company. But gold brooches and bracelets can attract trouble, especially when the Liddesdale and Annandale soldiers are swarming on the road like leaves in autumn; and it’s dangerous to meet Highland tartans and steel jackets.”

She hazarded this remark, as she somewhat suspected that, in casting his slough, young Eachin had not entirely surmounted the habits which he had acquired in his humbler state, and that, though he might use bold words, he would not be rash enough to brave the odds of numbers, to which a descent into the vicinity of the city would be likely to expose him. It appeared that she judged correctly; for, after a farewell, in which she compounded for the immunity of her lips by permitting him to kiss her hand, she returned towards Perth, and could obtain at times, when she looked back, an occasional glance of the Highlanders, as, winding through the most concealed and impracticable paths, they bent their way towards the North.

She made this remark, as she suspected that in shedding his old self, young Eachin hadn’t completely overcome the habits he had developed in his earlier, simpler life. Although he might talk boldly, she felt he wouldn't be reckless enough to face the odds of numbers, especially since getting closer to the city could put him at risk. It seemed she was right; after a farewell, where she allowed him to kiss her hand in exchange for keeping her lips safe, she headed back toward Perth. Occasionally, when she looked back, she caught a glimpse of the Highlanders as they made their way north through the most hidden and difficult paths.

She felt in part relieved from her immediate anxiety, as the distance increased betwixt her and these men, whose actions were only directed by the will of their chief, and whose chief was a giddy and impetuous boy. She apprehended no insult on her return to Perth from the soldiery of any party whom she might meet; for the rules of chivalry were in those days a surer protection to a maiden of decent appearance than an escort of armed men, whose cognizance might not be acknowledged as friendly by any other party whom they might chance to encounter. But more remote dangers pressed on her apprehension. The pursuit of the licentious Prince was rendered formidable by threats which his unprincipled counsellor, Ramorny, had not shunned to utter against her father, if she persevered in her coyness. These menaces, in such an age, and from such a character, were deep grounds for alarm; nor could she consider the pretensions to her favour which Conachar had scarce repressed during his state of servitude, and seemed now to avow boldly, as less fraught with evil, since there had been repeated incursions of the Highlanders into the very town of Perth, and citizens had, on more occasions than one, been made prisoners and carried off from their own houses, or had fallen by the claymore in the very streets of their city. She feared, too, her father’s importunity on behalf of the smith, of whose conduct on St. Valentine’s Day unworthy reports had reached her; and whose suit, had he stood clear in her good opinion, she dared not listen to, while Ramorny’s threats of revenge upon her father rung on her ear. She thought on these various dangers with the deepest apprehension, and an earnest desire to escape from them and herself, by taking refuge in the cloister; but saw no possibility of obtaining her father’s consent to the only course from which she expected peace and protection.

She felt a bit relieved from her immediate anxiety as the distance grew between her and the men, whose actions were only driven by their leader, a reckless and impulsive young man. She didn't fear any insults on her way back to Perth from the soldiers of any group she might encounter; back then, the rules of chivalry offered a safer protection to a respectable young woman than a group of armed men, who might not be seen as friendly by anyone else they ran into. But she was also worried about more distant dangers. The pursuit by the unruly Prince was made more threatening by the threats that his unscrupulous advisor, Ramorny, had openly made against her father if she continued to be elusive. In those times, such threats from someone like him were serious reasons for alarm; she could hardly see the advances of Conachar, which he had barely contained during his time of servitude but now seemed to boldly acknowledge, as being less dangerous, given that there had been repeated raids by Highlanders right into Perth, with citizens on more than one occasion being taken prisoner from their own homes or falling to the sword in the city's streets. She also worried about her father’s insistence regarding the smith, whose behavior on St. Valentine’s Day had led to disgraceful rumors reaching her; and even if he had been in her good graces, she wouldn’t dare listen to his suit while Ramorny's threats of revenge against her father echoed in her mind. She thought about these various dangers with deep anxiety and a strong desire to escape from both them and herself by seeking refuge in a convent; but she saw no way to get her father’s approval for the only path she believed would bring her peace and protection.

In the course of these reflections, we cannot discover that she very distinctly regretted that her perils attended her because she was the Fair Maid of Perth. This was one point which marked that she was not yet altogether an angel; and perhaps it was another that, in despite of Henry Smith’s real or supposed delinquencies, a sigh escaped from her bosom when she thought upon St. Valentine’s dawn.

During these reflections, it's clear that she didn’t fully regret the dangers she faced because she was the Fair Maid of Perth. This showed that she wasn't completely angelic; and perhaps it was also evident in the fact that, despite Henry Smith's actual or imagined wrongdoings, she let out a sigh when she remembered St. Valentine’s morning.





CHAPTER XV.

     Oh, for a draught of power to steep
     The soul of agony in sleep!

     Bertha.
     Oh, for a drink of strength to drown
     The soul of pain in sleep!

     Bertha.

We have shown the secrets of the confessional; those of the sick chamber are not hidden from us. The darkened apartment, where salves and medicines showed that the leech had been busy in his craft, a tall thin form lay on a bed, arrayed in a nightgown belted around him, with pain on his brow, and a thousand stormy passions agitating his bosom. Everything in the apartment indicated a man of opulence and of expense. Henbane Dwining, the apothecary, who seemed to have the care of the patient, stole with a crafty and catlike step from one corner of the room to another, busying himself with mixing medicines and preparing dressings. The sick man groaned once or twice, on which the leech, advancing to his bedside, asked whether these sounds were a token of the pain of his body or of the distress of his mind.

We have revealed the secrets of the confessional; those in the sick room are also clear to us. In the dimly-lit room, where ointments and medicines hinted that the doctor had been hard at work, a tall, thin figure lay on a bed, dressed in a nightgown that was cinched around him, pain etched on his forehead, and a torrent of turbulent emotions churning inside him. Everything in the room suggested a man of wealth and luxury. Henbane Dwining, the apothecary who seemed to be caring for the patient, moved stealthily from one corner of the room to another, busy mixing medications and preparing dressings. The sick man groaned a couple of times, prompting the doctor to approach his bedside and ask if those sounds indicated physical pain or emotional distress.

“Of both, thou poisoning varlet,” said Sir John Ramorny, “and of being encumbered with thy accursed company.”

“Of both, you toxic loser,” said Sir John Ramorny, “and of being stuck with your cursed company.”

“If that is all, I can relieve your knighthood of one of these ills by presently removing myself elsewhere. Thanks to the feuds of this boisterous time, had I twenty hands, instead of these two poor servants of my art (displaying his skinny palms), there is enough of employment for them—well requited employment, too, where thanks and crowns contend which shall best pay my services; while you, Sir John, wreak upon your chirurgeon the anger you ought only to bear against the author of your wound.”

“If that’s all, I can save you from one of these troubles by just leaving. Because of the conflicts during these crazy times, even if I had twenty hands instead of these two poor tools of my trade (showing his thin palms), I would still have plenty of work—well-paid work, too, where gratitude and rewards compete to show appreciation for my services; meanwhile, you, Sir John, are taking out your frustration on your surgeon instead of the one who caused your injury.”

“Villain, it is beneath me to reply to thee,” said the patient; “but every word of thy malignant tongue is a dirk, inflicting wounds which set all the medicines of Arabia at defiance.”

“Villain, it’s beneath me to respond to you,” said the patient; “but every word from your malicious tongue is a dagger, inflicting wounds that all the medicines of Arabia can’t heal.”

“Sir John, I understand you not; but if you give way to these tempestuous fits of rage, it is impossible but fever and inflammation must be the result.”

“Sir John, I don’t understand you; but if you keep giving in to these angry outbursts, it’s inevitable that you’ll end up with a fever and inflammation.”

“Why then dost thou speak in a sense to chafe my blood? Why dost thou name the supposition of thy worthless self having more hands than nature gave thee, while I, a knight and gentleman, am mutilated like a cripple?”

“Why then do you speak in a way that annoys me? Why do you suggest that you have more hands than nature gave you, while I, a knight and a gentleman, am disfigured like a cripple?”

“Sir John,” replied the chirurgeon, “I am no divine, nor a mainly obstinate believer in some things which divines tell us. Yet I may remind you that you have been kindly dealt with; for if the blow which has done you this injury had lighted on your neck, as it was aimed, it would have swept your head from your shoulders, instead of amputating a less considerable member.”

“Sir John,” the surgeon replied, “I’m not a divine nor an overly stubborn believer in everything they say. But I should remind you that you’ve been fortunate; if the blow that caused your injury had hit your neck as intended, it would have taken your head off instead of just removing a less significant part.”

“I wish it had, Dwining—I wish it had lighted as it was addressed. I should not then have seen a policy which had spun a web so fine as mine burst through by the brute force of a drunken churl. I should not have been reserved to see horses which I must not mount, lists which I must no longer enter, splendours which I cannot hope to share, or battles which I must not take part in. I should not, with a man’s passions for power and for strife, be set to keep place among the women, despised by them, too, as a miserable, impotent cripple, unable to aim at obtaining the favour of the sex.”

“I wish it had, Dwining—I really wish it had turned out the way it was meant to. I wouldn't have had to watch a plan that I carefully crafted fall apart because of some drunken fool. I wouldn’t have been forced to see horses I can't ride, competitions I can't enter, luxuries I can't hope to enjoy, or battles I can't fight. I shouldn’t have to sit among the women, where I'm looked down upon too, seen as a pathetic, powerless cripple, unable to even try to win the favor of women.”

“Supposing all this to be so, I will yet pray of your knighthood to remark,” replied Dwining, still busying himself with arranging the dressings of the wounds, “that your eyes, which you must have lost with your head, may, being spared to you, present as rich a prospect of pleasure as either ambition, or victory in the list or in the field, or the love of woman itself, could have proposed to you.”

“Assuming all this is true, I still ask your knighthood to notice,” replied Dwining, who was still focused on arranging the dressings for the wounds, “that your eyes, which you must have lost with your head, may, being spared to you, offer as rich a view of pleasure as either ambition, victory in the arena or on the battlefield, or even the love of a woman could have promised you.”

“My sense is too dull to catch thy meaning, leech,” replied Ramorny. “What is this precious spectacle reserved to me in such a shipwreck?”

“My senses are too dull to grasp your meaning, doctor,” replied Ramorny. “What is this valuable sight meant for me in such a shipwreck?”

“The dearest that mankind knows,” replied Dwining; and then, in the accent of a lover who utters the name of his beloved mistress, and expresses his passion for her in the very tone of his voice, he added the word “REVENGE!”

“The most precious thing to humanity,” replied Dwining; and then, with the tone of a lover saying the name of his beloved, he expressed his passion with the very sound of his voice as he added the word “REVENGE!”

The patient had raised himself on his couch to listen with some anxiety for the solution of the physician’s enigma. He laid himself down again as he heard it explained, and after a short pause asked, “In what Christian college learned you this morality, good Master Dwining?”

The patient had propped himself up on his couch, listening with some anxiety for the doctor's explanation of the mystery. He settled back down again as he heard it clarified, and after a brief pause asked, "In which Christian college did you learn this morality, good Master Dwining?"

“In no Christian college,” answered his physician; “for, though it is privately received in most, it is openly and manfully adopted in none. But I have studied among the sages of Granada, where the fiery souled Moor lifts high his deadly dagger as it drops with his enemy’s blood, and avows the doctrine which the pallid Christian practises, though coward-like he dare not name it.”

“In no Christian college,” his doctor replied; “because, while it’s privately accepted in most, it’s openly and bravely embraced in none. But I have studied with the wise men of Granada, where the passionate Moor raises his deadly dagger high as it falls with his enemy's blood, and openly declares the belief that the pale Christian practices, even though he cowardly refuses to acknowledge it.”

“Thou art then a more high souled villain than I deemed thee,” said Ramorny.

“You're a more high-souled villain than I thought you were,” said Ramorny.

“Let that pass,” answered Dwining. “The waters that are the stillest are also the deepest; and the foe is most to be dreaded who never threatens till he strikes. You knights and men at arms go straight to your purpose with sword in hand. We who are clerks win our access with a noiseless step and an indirect approach, but attain our object not less surely.”

“Let that go,” Dwining replied. “The calmest waters are often the deepest, and the enemy you should fear the most is the one who doesn't threaten until they attack. You knights and warriors go right for your goal with swords drawn. We scholars achieve our aims quietly and indirectly, but we succeed just as definitely.”

“And I,” said the knight, “who have trod to my revenge with a mailed foot, which made all echo around it, must now use such a slipper as thine—ha?”

“And I,” said the knight, “who have walked toward my revenge with a heavy boot that made everything around it echo, must now use such a light slipper as yours—ha?”

“He who lacks strength,” said the wily mediciner, “must attain his purpose by skill.”

“He who lacks strength,” said the clever healer, “must achieve his goal through skill.”

“And tell me sincerely, mediciner, wherefore thou wouldst read me these devil’s lessons? Why wouldst thou thrust me faster or farther on to my vengeance than I may seem to thee ready to go of my own accord? I am old in the ways of the world, man; and I know that such as thou do not drop words in vain, or thrust themselves upon the dangerous confidence of men like me save with the prospect of advancing some purpose of their own. What interest hast thou in the road, whether peaceful or bloody, which I may pursue on these occurrents?”

“And tell me honestly, doctor, why do you want to teach me these wicked lessons? Why would you push me towards my revenge when I might be willing to go there on my own? I’m experienced in the ways of the world, and I know that people like you don’t speak without reason or take risks with someone like me unless you have your own agenda. What do you have to gain from the path I choose, whether it's peaceful or violent?”

“In plain dealing, sir knight, though it is what I seldom use,” answered the leech, “my road to revenge is the same with yours.”

“In straightforward talk, sir knight, even though I rarely do that,” replied the doctor, “my path to revenge is the same as yours.”

“With mine, man?” said Ramorny, with a tone of scornful surprise. “I thought it had been high beyond thy reach. Thou aim at the same revenge with Ramorny?”

"With mine, man?" Ramorny said, sounding scornfully surprised. "I thought it was way out of your reach. Do you want the same revenge as Ramorny?"

“Ay, truly,” replied Dwining, “for the smithy churl under whose blow you have suffered has often done me despite and injury. He has thwarted me in counsel and despised me in action. His brutal and unhesitating bluntness is a living reproach to the subtlety of my natural disposition. I fear him, and I hate him.”

“Yeah, really,” replied Dwining, “because the blacksmith jerk who you've had to deal with has often wronged me too. He's gone against my advice and disrespected me in what I do. His harsh and direct attitude is a constant reminder of my own natural subtlety. I’m afraid of him, and I can’t stand him.”

“And you hope to hind an active coadjutor in me?” said Ramorny, in the same supercilious tone as before. “But know, the artisan fellow is too low in degree to be to me either the object of hatred or of fear. Yet he shall not escape. We hate not the reptile that has stung us, though we might shake it off the wound, and tread upon it. I know the ruffian of old as a stout man at arms, and a pretender, as I have heard, to the favour of the scornful puppet whose beauties, forsooth, spurred us to our wise and hopeful attempt. Fiends that direct this nether world, by what malice have ye decided that the hand which has couched a lance against the bosom of a prince should be struck off like a sapling by the blow of a churl, and during the turmoil of a midnight riot? Well, mediciner, thus far our courses hold together, and I bid thee well believe that I will crush for thee this reptile mechanic. But do not thou think to escape me when that part of my revenge is done which will be most easily and speedily accomplished.”

“And you expect to find a willing ally in me?” said Ramorny, in the same arrogant tone as before. “But know this: the common man is too lowly for me to either hate or fear. Still, he won't get away. We don't resent the creature that has stung us, even if we might shake it off and step on it. I know the rogue well; he’s a tough fighter and, as I've heard, a suitor for the favor of the disdainful puppet whose looks, of course, inspired our clever and hopeful plan. Evil forces that govern this world, by what cruelty have you decided that the hand which has struck a prince should be severed like a young tree by the blow of a peasant, especially during a chaotic midnight brawl? Well, doctor, for now, our paths are aligned, and I assure you I will deal with this mechanical creature for you. But don’t think you can escape me once that aspect of my revenge, which will be the easiest and quickest to achieve, is done.”

“Not, it may be, altogether so easily accomplished,” said the apothecary; “for if your knighthood will credit me, there will be found small ease or security in dealing with him. He is the strongest, boldest, and most skilful swordsman in Perth and all the country around it.”

“Maybe it won’t be that easy,” said the apothecary; “because if you trust me, you’ll find there’s little comfort or safety in dealing with him. He’s the strongest, bravest, and most skilled swordsman in Perth and the surrounding area.”

“Fear nothing; he shall be met with had he the strength of Sampson. But then, mark me! Hope not thou to escape my vengeance, unless thou become my passive agent in the scene which is to follow. Mark me, I say once more. I have studied at no Moorish college, and lack some of thy unbounded appetite for revenge, but yet I will have my share of vengeance. Listen to me, mediciner, while I shall thus far unfold myself; but beware of treachery, for, powerful as thy fiend is, thou hast taken lessons from a meaner devil than mine. Hearken—the master whom I have served through vice and virtue, with too much zeal for my own character, perhaps, but with unshaken fidelity to him—the very man, to soothe whose frantic folly I have incurred this irreparable loss, is, at the prayer of his doating father, about to sacrifice me, by turning me out of his favour, and leaving me at the mercy of the hypocritical relative with whom he seeks a precarious reconciliation at my expense. If he perseveres in this most ungrateful purpose, thy fiercest Moors, were their complexion swarthy as the smoke of hell, shall blush to see their revenge outdone. But I will give him one more chance for honour and safety before my wrath shall descend on him in unrelenting and unmitigated fury. There, then, thus far thou hast my confidence. Close hands on our bargain. Close hands, did I say? Where is the hand that should be the pledge and representative of Ramorny’s plighted word? Is it nailed on the public pillory, or flung as offal to the houseless dogs, who are even now snarling over it? Lay thy finger on the mutilated stump, then, and swear to be a faithful actor in my revenge, as I shall be in yours. How now, sir leech look you pale—you, who say to death, stand back or advance, can you tremble to think of him or to hear him named? I have not mentioned your fee, for one who loves revenge for itself requires no deeper bribe; yet, if broad lands and large sums of gold can increase thy zeal in a brave cause, believe me, these shall not be lacking.”

“Fear nothing; he will be confronted even if he has the strength of Samson. But listen to me! Don’t think you can escape my revenge unless you become my passive accomplice in what’s to come. I say again, pay attention. I haven’t studied at any Moorish college, and I don’t share your insatiable thirst for revenge, but I will still have my share of it. Listen to me, healer, as I reveal my thoughts; but beware of treachery, because, as powerful as your evil spirit is, you’ve learned from a lesser devil than mine. Hear this—the master I’ve served through both good and bad, perhaps with too much concern for my own reputation, but with unwavering loyalty to him—the very man, whose insane folly I have suffered this great loss for, is about to betray me, at the request of his doting father. He’s going to turn his back on me and leave me at the mercy of a deceitful relative with whom he seeks a shaky reconciliation at my expense. If he continues with this most ungrateful intention, even your fiercest Moors, no matter how dark their skin, will be ashamed to see their revenge surpassed. But I will give him one last chance for honor and safety before my wrath falls upon him with unyielding and complete fury. There, then, you have my trust. Let’s finalize our deal. Finalize it, did I say? Where is the hand that should symbolize Ramorny’s sworn word? Is it nailed to the public pillory, or tossed to the stray dogs that are even now snarling over it? Place your finger on the mutilated stump, then, and swear to be a loyal participant in my revenge, as I will be in yours. How now, doctor, why do you look pale—you, who tell death to stay back or approach, can you tremble at the thought of him or even hear his name? I haven’t mentioned your payment, for someone who craves revenge for its own sake doesn’t need a greater incentive; yet, if vast lands and large sums of gold can fuel your passion for a worthy cause, know that these will not be absent.”

“They tell for something in my humble wishes,” said Dwining: “the poor man in this bustling world is thrust down like a dwarf in a crowd, and so trodden under foot; the rich and powerful rise like giants above the press, and are at ease, while all is turmoil around them.”

“They mean something in my simple desires,” said Dwining. “The unfortunate man in this hectic world is pushed down like a small person in a crowd, and trampled underfoot; the wealthy and powerful stand tall like giants above the chaos and are comfortable while everything swirls around them.”

“Then shalt thou arise above the press, mediciner, as high as gold can raise thee. This purse is weighty, yet it is but an earnest of thy guerdon.”

“Then you will rise above the crowd, healer, as high as gold can take you. This purse is heavy, but it's just a token of your reward.”

“And this Smith, my noble benefactor,” said the leech, as he pouched the gratuity—“this Henry of the Wynd, or what ever is his name—would not the news that he hath paid the penalty of his action assuage the pain of thy knighthood’s wound better than the balm of Mecca with which I have salved it?”

“And this Smith, my generous benefactor,” said the doctor, as he tucked away the tip—“this Henry of the Wynd, or whatever his name is—wouldn't the news that he has faced the consequences of his actions ease the pain of your noble wound better than the Mecca balm I’ve used to treat it?”

“He is beneath the thoughts of Ramorny; and I have no more resentment against him than I have ill will at the senseless weapon which he swayed. But it is just thy hate should be vented upon him. Where is he chiefly to be met with?”

“He's beneath Ramorny's thoughts, and I feel no more resentment against him than I do toward the useless weapon he wielded. But it makes sense for your hate to be directed at him. Where can he usually be found?”

“That also I have considered,” said Dwining. “To make the attempt by day in his own house were too open and dangerous, for he hath five servants who work with him at the stithy, four of them strong knaves, and all loving to their master. By night were scarce less desperate, for he hath his doors strongly secured with bolt of oak and bar of iron, and ere the fastenings of his house could be forced, the neighbourhood would rise to his rescue, especially as they are still alarmed by the practice on St. Valentine’s Even.”

"Yeah, I've thought about that," said Dwining. "Trying to do it during the day at his house would be too obvious and risky, since he has five workers at the forge, four of whom are strong guys and all devoted to their boss. Trying it at night isn’t much better, since his doors are locked up tight with oak bolts and iron bars. Before we could break in, the neighbors would come to help him, especially since they're still on edge from what happened on St. Valentine’s Eve."

“Oh, ay, true, mediciner,” said Ramorny, “for deceit is thy nature even with me: thou knewest my hand and signet, as thou said’st, when that hand was found cast out on the street, like the disgusting refuse of a shambles—why, having such knowledge, went’st thou with these jolterheaded citizens to consult that Patrick Charteris, whose spurs should be hacked off from his heels for the communion which he holds with paltry burghers, and whom thou brought’st here with the fools to do dishonour to the lifeless hand, which, had it held its wonted place, he was not worthy to have touched in peace or faced in war?”

“Oh, right, doctor,” said Ramorny, “because deception is your nature, even with me: you recognized my hand and seal, as you claimed, when that hand was found tossed out on the street, like the disgusting refuse of a butcher’s shop—why, knowing that, did you go with these thick-headed citizens to consult that Patrick Charteris, who should have his spurs chopped off for associating with lowly townsfolk, and whom you brought here with the idiots to insult the lifeless hand, which, if it had been in its usual place, he wouldn’t have been worthy to touch in peace or face in battle?”

“My noble patron, as soon as I had reason to know you had been the sufferer, I urged them with all my powers of persuasion to desist from prosecuting the feud; but the swaggering smith, and one or two other hot heads, cried out for vengeance. Your knighthood must know this fellow calls himself bachelor to the Fair Maiden of Perth, and stands upon his honour to follow up her father’s quarrel; but I have forestalled his market in that quarter, and that is something in earnest of revenge.”

“My esteemed patron, as soon as I learned that you were the one who suffered, I did my best to persuade them to stop pursuing the feud. However, the arrogant blacksmith and a couple of others were calling for revenge. You should know that this guy claims to be the bachelor of the Fair Maiden of Perth and insists on honoring her father's conflict; but I've taken steps to ensure he won't succeed in that area, which is a real move toward revenge.”

“How mean you by that, sir leech?” said the patient.

“How do you mean that, you quack?” said the patient.

“Your knighthood shall conceive,” said the mediciner, “that this smith doth not live within compass, but is an outlier and a galliard. I met him myself on St. Valentine’s Day, shortly after the affray between the townsfolk and the followers of Douglas. Yes, I met him sneaking through the lanes and bye passages with a common minstrel wench, with her messan and her viol on his one arm and her buxom self hanging upon the other. What thinks your honour? Is not this a trim squire, to cross a prince’s love with the fairest girl in Perth, strike off the hand of a knight and baron, and become gentleman usher to a strolling glee woman, all in the course of the same four and twenty hours?”

“Your knighthood should understand,” said the medic, “that this blacksmith doesn’t fit in, but is an outsider and a lively fellow. I ran into him myself on Valentine’s Day, shortly after the clash between the townspeople and Douglas’s followers. Yes, I saw him sneaking through the back streets with a common minstrel girl, her messan and viol on one arm and her curvy figure hanging on the other. What do you think, sir? Isn’t this a stylish squire, to cross a prince’s love with the prettiest girl in Perth, sever a knight and baron’s hand, and become the gentleman usher for a wandering performer, all in the span of just one day?”

“Marry, I think the better of him that he has so much of a gentleman’s humour, clown though he be,” said Ramorny. “I would he had been a precisian instead of a galliard, and I should have had better heart to aid thy revenge. And such revenge!—revenge on a smith—in the quarrel of a pitiful manufacturer of rotten cheverons! Pah! And yet it shall be taken in full. Thou hast commenced it, I warrant me, by thine own manoeuvres.”

“Honestly, I think more of him because he has some gentlemanly charm, even if he is a clown,” said Ramorny. “I wish he had been more serious instead of carefree, and I would have felt more motivated to help with your revenge. And what a revenge it is!—to get back at a blacksmith over a silly dispute about some worthless chevrons! Ugh! And still, it will be carried out completely. You’ve started this, I’m sure, by your own actions.”

“In a small degree only,” said the apothecary. “I took care that two or three of the most notorious gossips in Curfew street, who liked not to hear Catharine called the Fair Maid of Perth, should be possessed of this story of her faithful Valentine. They opened on the scent so keenly, that, rather than doubt had fallen on the tale, they would have vouched for it as if their own eyes had seen it. The lover came to her father’s within an hour after, and your worship may think what a reception he had from the angry glover, for the damsel herself would not be looked upon. And thus your honour sees I had a foretaste of revenge. But I trust to receive the full draught from the hands of your lordship, with whom I am in a brotherly league, which—”

“In a small way only,” said the apothecary. “I made sure that two or three of the biggest gossips on Curfew Street, who didn’t want to hear Catharine called the Fair Maid of Perth, heard about this story of her faithful Valentine. They picked up on it so quickly that rather than let any doubt cloud the tale, they would have sworn by it as if they had seen it themselves. The lover came to her father’s house within an hour after, and you can imagine how he was received by the angry glover, since the girl herself wouldn’t even be seen. So, your honor, you can see I got a taste of revenge. But I hope to get the full reward from your lordship, with whom I have a brotherly bond, which—”

“Brotherly!” said the knight, contemptuously. “But be it so, the priests say we are all of one common earth. I cannot tell, there seems to me some difference; but the better mould shall keep faith with the baser, and thou shalt have thy revenge. Call thou my page hither.”

“Brotherly!” said the knight, with disdain. “But fine, the priests say we're all from the same earth. I can’t say for sure, but it feels like there’s a difference. Still, the better person will stand by the lesser, and you’ll get your revenge. Bring my page here.”

A young man made his appearance from the anteroom upon the physician’s summons.

A young man entered from the waiting room at the doctor's call.

“Eviot,” said the knight, “does Bonthron wait? and is he sober?”

“Eviot,” said the knight, “is Bonthron waiting? And is he sober?”

“He is as sober as sleep can make him after a deep drink,” answered the page.

“He's as sober as sleep can make him after a heavy drink,” replied the page.

“Then fetch him hither, and do thou shut the door.”

“Then bring him here, and make sure to close the door.”

A heavy step presently approached the apartment, and a man entered, whose deficiency of height seemed made up in breadth of shoulders and strength of arm.

A heavy step soon approached the apartment, and a man entered, whose lack of height was compensated for by broad shoulders and strong arms.

“There is a man thou must deal upon, Bonthron,” said the knight. The man smoothed his rugged features and grinned a smile of satisfaction.

“There’s a man you need to handle, Bonthron,” said the knight. The man smoothed his rugged features and grinned a satisfied smile.

“That mediciner will show thee the party. Take such advantage of time, place, and circumstance as will ensure the result; and mind you come not by the worst, for the man is the fighting Smith of the Wynd.”

“That doctor will show you the person. Take advantage of the time, place, and situation to make sure it works out; and be careful not to get on his bad side, because the man is the fighting Smith of the Wynd.”

“It Will be a tough job,” growled the assassin; “for if I miss my blow, I may esteem myself but a dead man. All Perth rings with the smith’s skill and strength.”

“It’s going to be a tough job,” growled the assassin; “because if I miss my strike, I might as well consider myself a dead man. The whole of Perth knows about the smith’s skill and strength.”

“Take two assistants with thee,” said the knight.

“Take two helpers with you,” said the knight.

“Not I,” said Bonthron. “If you double anything, let it be the reward.”

“Not me,” said Bonthron. “If you’re going to double anything, make it the reward.”

“Account it doubled,” said his master; “but see thy work be thoroughly executed.”

“Count it as double,” said his master; “but make sure your work is done properly.”

“Trust me for that, sir knight: seldom have I failed.”

“Trust me on this, knight: I rarely let people down.”

“Use this sage man’s directions,” said the wounded knight, pointing to the physician. “And hark thee, await his coming forth, and drink not till the business be done.”

“Follow this wise man’s advice,” said the injured knight, pointing to the doctor. “And listen, wait for him to come out, and don’t drink until the task is finished.”

“I will not,” answered the dark satellite; “my own life depends on my blow being steady and sure. I know whom I have to deal with.”

“I won’t,” replied the dark satellite; “my own life depends on my hit being steady and sure. I know who I’m dealing with.”

“Vanish, then, till he summons you, and have axe and dagger in readiness.”

“Leave then, until he calls for you, and have your axe and dagger ready.”

Bonthron nodded and withdrew.

Bonthron nodded and stepped back.

“Will your knighthood venture to entrust such an act to a single hand?” said the mediciner, when the assassin had left the room. “May I pray you to remember that yonder party did, two nights since, baffle six armed men?”

“Will your knighthood risk letting one person handle such a task?” said the mediciner, after the assassin had left the room. “May I remind you that the group over there managed to defeat six armed men two nights ago?”

“Question me not, sir mediciner: a man like Bonthron, who knows time and place, is worth a score of confused revellers. Call Eviot; thou shalt first exert thy powers of healing, and do not doubt that thou shalt, in the farther work, be aided by one who will match thee in the art of sudden and unexpected destruction.”

“Don’t question me, doctor: a man like Bonthron, who understands time and place, is worth ten confused party-goers. Call Eviot; you will first use your healing skills, and don’t doubt that, in the next task, you’ll be supported by someone who is just as skilled in the art of sudden and unexpected destruction.”

The page Eviot again appeared at the mediciner’s summons, and at his master’s sign assisted the chirurgeon in removing the dressings from Sir John Ramorny’s wounded arm. Dwining viewed the naked stump with a species of professional satisfaction, enhanced, no doubt, by the malignant pleasure which his evil disposition took in the pain and distress of his fellow creatures. The knight just turned his eye on the ghastly spectacle, and uttered, under the pressure of bodily pain or mental agony, a groan which he would fain have repressed.

The page Eviot showed up again at the healer’s call, and at his master’s direction, helped the surgeon remove the bandages from Sir John Ramorny’s injured arm. Dwining looked at the bare stump with a kind of professional satisfaction, which was likely boosted by the cruel pleasure his nasty nature took in the suffering of others. The knight glanced at the horrible sight and let out a groan, which he wished he could have suppressed, whether from physical pain or mental anguish.

“You groan, sir,” said the leech, in his soft, insinuating tone of voice, but with a sneer of enjoyment, mixed with scorn, curling upon his lip, which his habitual dissimulation could not altogether disguise—“you groan; but be comforted. This Henry Smith knows his business: his sword is as true to its aim as his hammer to the anvil. Had a common swordsman struck this fatal blow, he had harmed the bone and damaged the muscles, so that even my art might not have been able to repair them. But Henry Smith’s cut is clean, and as sure as that with which my own scalpel could have made the amputation. In a few days you will be able, with care and attention to the ordinances of medicine, to stir abroad.”

“You're groaning, sir,” said the leech, in his smooth, persuasive tone, but with a sneer of enjoyment mixed with contempt curling on his lip, which his usual deceitfulness couldn't completely hide. “You groan; but don’t worry. This Henry Smith knows what he's doing: his sword hits its target as accurately as his hammer strikes the anvil. If a regular swordsman had delivered this deadly blow, he would have damaged the bone and injured the muscles, so even my skills might not have been able to fix them. But Henry Smith’s cut is clean, as precise as what my own scalpel could have done in the amputation. In just a few days, with proper care and adherence to medical advice, you'll be able to get around.”

“But my hand—the loss of my hand—”

“But my hand—the loss of my hand—”

“It may be kept secret for a time,” said the mediciner. “I have possessed two or three tattling fools, in deep confidence, that the hand which was found was that of your knighthood’s groom, Black Quentin, and your knighthood knows that he has parted for Fife, in such sort as to make it generally believed.”

“It might be kept under wraps for a while,” said the mediciner. “I’ve had two or three gossiping fools, in complete confidence, say that the hand that was found belonged to your groom, Black Quentin, and you know he has left for Fife in a way that makes it widely believed.”

“I know well enough,” said Ramorny, “that the rumour may stifle the truth for a short time. But what avails this brief delay?”

“I know well enough,” said Ramorny, “that the rumor can mask the truth for a little while. But what good does that short delay do?”

“It may be concealed till your knighthood retires for a time from the court, and then, when new accidents have darkened the recollection of the present stir, it may be imputed to a wound received from the shivering of a spear, or from a crossbow bolt. Your slave will find a suitable device, and stand for the truth of it.”

“It might stay hidden until your knighthood steps away from the court for a while, and then, when new events have overshadowed the memory of the current situation, it could be blamed on a wound caused by the vibration of a spear or from a crossbow bolt. Your servant will come up with a proper explanation and vouch for its authenticity.”

“The thought maddens me,” said Ramorny, with another groan of mental and bodily agony; “yet I see no better remedy.”

“The thought drives me crazy,” said Ramorny, with another groan of mental and physical pain; “yet I see no better solution.”

“There is none other,” said the leech, to whose evil nature his patron’s distress was delicious nourishment. “In the mean while, it is believed you are confined by the consequences of some bruises, aiding the sense of displeasure at the Prince’s having consented to dismiss you from his household at the remonstrance of Albany, which is publicly known.”

“There is no one else,” said the leech, who thrived on his patron’s suffering. “In the meantime, it’s thought that you are laid up due to some injuries, which adds to your frustration over the Prince agreeing to dismiss you from his household at Albany’s insistence, a fact that is widely known.”

“Villain, thou rack’st me!” exclaimed the patient.

“Villain, you torment me!” exclaimed the patient.

“Upon the whole, therefore,” said Dwining, “your knighthood has escaped well, and, saving the lack of your hand, a mischance beyond remedy, you ought rather to rejoice than complain; for no barber chirurgeon in France or England could have more ably performed the operation than this churl with one downright blow.”

“Overall,” said Dwining, “you’ve come out of this pretty well, and aside from losing your hand, which can’t be fixed, you should celebrate rather than complain; no barber surgeon in France or England could have done a better job than this guy with one clean hit.”

“I understand my obligation fully,” said Ramorny, struggling with his anger, and affecting composure; “and if Bonthron pays him not with a blow equally downright, and rendering the aid of the leech unnecessary, say that John of Ramorny cannot requite an obligation.”

“I fully understand my obligation,” said Ramorny, fighting his anger and trying to stay calm. “And if Bonthron doesn't respond with an equally straightforward blow, making the leech's help unnecessary, then say that John of Ramorny can't repay a debt.”

“That is spoke like yourself, noble knight!” answered the mediciner. “And let me further say, that the operator’s skill must have been vain, and the hemorrhage must have drained your life veins, but for the bandages, the cautery, and the styptics applied by the good monks, and the poor services of your humble vassal, Henbane Dwining.”

“That sounds just like you, noble knight!” replied the medic. “And I should add that the surgeon’s skill would have been useless if it weren't for the bandages, the cauterization, and the hemostatics provided by the kind monks, as well as the humble efforts of your servant, Henbane Dwining.”

“Peace,” exclaimed the patient, “with thy ill omened voice and worse omened name! Methinks, as thou mentionest the tortures I have undergone, my tingling nerves stretch and contract themselves as if they still actuated the fingers that once could clutch a dagger.”

“Peace,” shouted the patient, “with your ominous voice and even worse name! I feel like, as you talk about the tortures I’ve been through, my tingling nerves stretch and tighten as if they still control the fingers that once gripped a dagger.”

“That,” explained the leech, “may it please your knighthood, is a phenomenon well known to our profession. There have been those among the ancient sages who have thought that there still remained a sympathy between the severed nerves and those belonging to the amputated limb; and that the several fingers are seen to quiver and strain, as corresponding with the impulse which proceeds from their sympathy with the energies of the living system. Could we recover the hand from the Cross, or from the custody of the Black Douglas, I would be pleased to observe this wonderful operation of occult sympathies. But, I fear me, one might as safely go to wrest the joint from the talons of an hungry eagle.”

“That,” explained the leech, “if it pleases you, is a phenomenon well known in our field. Some ancient sages believed that there was still a connection between the severed nerves and the amputated limb; that the fingers can quiver and twitch in response to the impulses that come from their connection with the living body. If we could somehow recover the hand from the Cross, or from the hold of the Black Douglas, I would love to see this remarkable operation of hidden connections. But, I’m afraid it’s just as likely to succeed as trying to wrest the joint from the claws of a hungry eagle.”

“And thou mayst as safely break thy malignant jests on a wounded lion as on John of Ramorny,” said the knight, raising himself in uncontrollable indignation. “Caitiff, proceed to thy duty; and remember, that if my hand can no longer clasp a dagger, I can command an hundred.”

“And you might as well make your nasty jokes about a wounded lion as about John of Ramorny,” said the knight, sitting up in uncontrollable anger. “Coward, go ahead and do your duty; and remember, even if I can no longer hold a dagger, I can command a hundred.”

“The sight of one drawn and brandished in anger were sufficient,” said Dwining, “to consume the vital powers of your chirurgeon. But who then,” he added in a tone partly insinuating, partly jeering—“who would then relieve the fiery and scorching pain which my patron now suffers, and which renders him exasperated even with his poor servant for quoting the rules of healing, so contemptible, doubtless, compared with the power of inflicting wounds?”

“The sight of someone drawn and brandished in anger is enough,” said Dwining, “to drain the life out of your surgeon. But tell me,” he added, with a tone that was both suggestive and mocking—“who would then relieve the intense and burning pain that my patron is enduring, which makes him even frustrated with his poor servant for mentioning the rules of healing, which are surely laughable compared to the ability to inflict wounds?”

Then, as daring no longer to trifle with the mood of his dangerous patient, the leech addressed himself seriously to salving the wound, and applied a fragrant balm, the odour of which was diffused through the apartment, while it communicated a refreshing coolness, instead of the burning heat—a change so gratifying to the fevered patient, that, as he had before groaned with agony, he could not now help sighing for pleasure, as he sank back on his couch to enjoy the ease which the dressing bestowed.

Then, no longer daring to toy with the mood of his troubled patient, the doctor focused seriously on treating the wound. He applied a fragrant balm, the scent of which filled the room and brought a refreshing coolness, replacing the previous burning heat. This change was so satisfying for the fevered patient that, after groaning in pain before, he couldn't help but sigh in relief as he sank back onto his couch to enjoy the comfort that the dressing provided.

“Your knightly lordship now knows who is your friend,” said Dwining; “had you yielded to a rash impulse, and said, ‘Slay me this worthless quacksalver,’ where, within the four seas of Britain, would you have found the man to have ministered to you as much comfort?”

“Your noble lord now knows who your true friend is,” said Dwining; “if you had acted on a hasty impulse and said, ‘Kill this worthless fraud,’ where in all of Britain would you have found someone who could comfort you as much?”

“Forget my threats, good leech,” said Ramorny, “and beware how you tempt me. Such as I brook not jests upon our agony. See thou keep thy scoffs, to pass upon misers [that is, miserable persons, as used in Spenser and other writers of his time, though the sense is now restricted to those who are covetous] in the hospital.”

“Forget my threats, good leech,” said Ramorny, “and be careful not to provoke me. I can’t stand jokes about our pain. Keep your mockery for the miserable in the hospital.”

Dwining ventured to say no more, but poured some drops from a phial which he took from his pocket into a small cup of wine allayed with water.

Dwining decided to say nothing more, but he poured a few drops from a vial he took from his pocket into a small cup of wine mixed with water.

“This draught,” said the man of art, “is medicated to produce a sleep which must not be interrupted.”

“This drink,” said the artist, “is enhanced to induce a sleep that must not be disturbed.”

“For how long will it last?” asked the knight.

“For how long will it last?” asked the knight.

“The period of its operation is uncertain—perhaps till morning.”

“The length of its operation is uncertain—maybe until morning.”

“Perhaps for ever,” said the patient. “Sir mediciner, taste me that liquor presently, else it passes not my lips.”

“Maybe forever,” said the patient. “Hey doctor, try that drink for me right now, or else it won’t touch my lips.”

The leech obeyed him, with a scornful smile. “I would drink the whole with readiness; but the juice of this Indian gum will bring sleep on the healthy man as well as upon the patient, and the business of the leech requires me to be a watcher.”

The leech nodded, a mocking smile on his face. “I'd gladly drink it all; however, the sap from this Indian gum will put both the healthy and the sick to sleep, and my job as a leech means I need to stay alert.”

“I crave your pardon, sir leech,” said Ramorny, looking downwards, as if ashamed to have manifested suspicion.

“I beg your pardon, sir leech,” said Ramorny, looking down, as if ashamed to have shown any suspicion.

“There is no room for pardon where offence must not be taken,” answered the mediciner. “An insect must thank a giant that he does not tread on him. Yet, noble knight, insects have their power of harming as well as physicians. What would it have cost me, save a moment’s trouble, so to have drugged that balm, as should have made your arm rot to the shoulder joint, and your life blood curdle in your veins to a corrupted jelly? What is there that prevented me to use means yet more subtle, and to taint your room with essences, before which the light of life twinkles more and more dimly, till it expires, like a torch amidst the foul vapours of some subterranean dungeon? You little estimate my power, if you know not that these and yet deeper modes of destruction stand at command of my art. But a physician slays not the patient by whose generosity he lives, and far less will he the breath of whose nostrils is the hope of revenge destroy the vowed ally who is to favour his pursuit of it. Yet one word; should a necessity occur for rousing yourself—for who in Scotland can promise himself eight hours’ uninterrupted repose?—then smell at the strong essence contained in this pouncet box. And now, farewell, sir knight; and if you cannot think of me as a man of nice conscience, acknowledge me at least as one of reason and of judgment.”

“There’s no room for forgiveness when offense can’t be avoided,” replied the mediciner. “An insect should be grateful that a giant doesn’t squash it. Yet, noble knight, insects can harm just as much as physicians can. What would it have cost me, apart from a moment’s effort, to have poisoned that balm, making your arm decay to the shoulder and your lifeblood turn into a congealed mess? What stopped me from employing even trickier methods, to fill your room with toxins, making the light of life flicker dimmer until it goes out, like a torch in the stinking air of a dark dungeon? You underestimate my abilities if you don’t realize that these and even more devastating methods are at my disposal. But a physician doesn’t kill the patient who supports him, and he definitely won’t destroy the ally whose breath is the hope of vengeance that drives him. Just one last thing; if you ever need to wake yourself up—because who in Scotland can guarantee eight hours of uninterrupted sleep?—then take a whiff of the potent essence in this small box. And now, goodbye, sir knight; if you can’t see me as a man of strong morals, at least recognize me as one of reason and judgment.”

So saying, the mediciner left the room, his usual mean and shuffling gait elevating itself into something more noble, as conscious of a victory over his imperious patient.

So saying, the doctor left the room, his usual slow and shuffling walk transforming into something more dignified, as if he were aware of a victory over his demanding patient.

Sir John Ramorny remained sunk in unpleasing reflections until he began to experience the incipient effects of his soporific draught. He then roused himself for an instant, and summoned his page.

Sir John Ramorny was lost in unpleasant thoughts until he started to feel the early effects of his sleeping potion. He then snapped out of it for a moment and called for his page.

“Eviot! what ho! Eviot! I have done ill to unbosom myself so far to this poisonous quacksalver. Eviot!”

“Eviot! Hey! Eviot! I should not have opened up so much to this deceitful charlatan. Eviot!”

The page entered.

The page loaded.

“Is the mediciner gone forth?”

“Is the doctor gone out?”

“Yes, so please your knighthood.”

"Yes, to please your honor."

“Alone or accompanied?”

"By yourself or with someone?"

“Bonthron spoke apart with him, and followed him almost immediately—by your lordship’s command, as I understood him.”

“Bonthron spoke to him privately and followed him almost right away—by your lordship’s command, as I understood him.”

“Lackaday, yes! he goes to seek some medicaments; he will return anon. If he be intoxicated, see he comes not near my chamber, and permit him not to enter into converse with any one. He raves when drink has touched his brain. He was a rare fellow before a Southron bill laid his brain pan bare; but since that time he talks gibberish whenever the cup has crossed his lips. Said the leech aught to you, Eviot?”

“Unfortunately, yes! He’s gone to get some medicine; he’ll be back soon. If he’s drunk, make sure he doesn’t come near my room and don’t let him talk to anyone. He goes crazy when he’s been drinking. He was a great guy before a Southern bullet messed up his head; but since then, he talks nonsense whenever he drinks. Did the doctor say anything to you, Eviot?”

“Nothing, save to reiterate his commands that your honour be not disturbed.”

“Nothing, except to repeat his orders that you should not be disturbed.”

“Which thou must surely obey,” said the knight. “I feel the summons to rest, of which I have been deprived since this unhappy wound. At least, if I have slept it has been but for a snatch. Aid me to take off my gown, Eviot.”

“Which you must definitely obey,” said the knight. “I feel the call to rest, which I have been denied since this unfortunate wound. At least, if I’ve managed to sleep, it’s only been for a brief moment. Help me take off my gown, Eviot.”

“May God and the saints send you good rest, my lord,” said the page, retiring after he had rendered his wounded master the assistance required.

“May God and the saints give you a good rest, my lord,” said the page, stepping back after he had helped his injured master with what he needed.

As Eviot left the room, the knight, whose brain was becoming more and more confused, muttered over the page’s departing salutation.

As Eviot exited the room, the knight, whose mind was becoming increasingly muddled, mumbled in response to the page's farewell.

“God—saints—I have slept sound under such a benison. But now, methinks if I awake not to the accomplishment of my proud hopes of power and revenge, the best wish for me is, that the slumbers which now fall around my head were the forerunners of that sleep which shall return my borrowed powers to their original nonexistence—I can argue it no farther.”

“God—saints—I have slept well under such a blessing. But now, I think if I don’t wake up to see my ambitious hopes for power and revenge come true, the best thing for me would be that the dreams surrounding my head are just a preview of the sleep that will take my borrowed powers back to their original nonexistence—I can’t think about it any longer.”

Thus speaking, he fell into a profound sleep.

Thus speaking, he fell into a deep sleep.





CHAPTER XVI.

     On Fastern’s E’en when we war fou.

     Scots Song.
     On Fastern’s E’en when we were full.

     Scots Song.

The night which sunk down on the sickbed of Ramorny was not doomed to be a quiet one. Two hours had passed since curfew bell, then rung at seven o’clock at night, and in those primitive times all were retired to rest, excepting such whom devotion, or duty, or debauchery made watchers; and the evening being that of Shrovetide, or, as it was called in Scotland, Fastern’s E’en, the vigils of gaiety were by far the most frequented of the three.

The night that fell over Ramorny's sickbed was not meant to be a quiet one. Two hours had gone by since the curfew bell rang at seven o'clock in the evening, and in those simpler times, everyone had gone to bed except for those kept awake by devotion, duty, or revelry; and since it was the evening of Shrovetide, or what was known in Scotland as Fastern’s E’en, the celebrations of fun were by far the most popular of the three.

The common people had, throughout the day, toiled and struggled at football; the nobles and gentry had fought cocks, and hearkened to the wanton music of the minstrel; while the citizens had gorged themselves upon pancakes fried in lard, and brose, or brewis—the fat broth, that is, in which salted beef had been boiled, poured upon highly toasted oatmeal, a dish which even now is not ungrateful to simple, old fashioned Scottish palates. These were all exercises and festive dishes proper to the holiday. It was no less a solemnity of the evening that the devout Catholic should drink as much good ale and wine as he had means to procure; and, if young and able, that he should dance at the ring, or figure among the morrice dancers, who, in the city of Perth, as elsewhere, wore a peculiarly fantastic garb, and distinguished themselves by their address and activity. All this gaiety took place under the prudential consideration that the long term of Lent, now approaching, with its fasts and deprivations, rendered it wise for mortals to cram as much idle and sensual indulgence as they could into the brief space which intervened before its commencement.

The common folks had spent the day playing football; the nobles and gentry had engaged in cockfighting and listened to the lively music of the minstrel; while the citizens had indulged in pancakes fried in lard and brose, or brewis—the rich broth in which salted beef had been cooked, poured over highly toasted oatmeal, a dish that is still appreciated by simple, traditional Scottish taste buds. These were all festive activities and dishes fitting for the holiday. It was no less a solemn occasion for devout Catholics to drink as much good ale and wine as they could afford; and, if they were young and able, to dance in a ring or join the morris dancers, who, in the city of Perth and elsewhere, wore uniquely extravagant costumes and stood out with their skill and energy. All this merriment took place with the understanding that the long season of Lent was approaching, bringing its fasts and restrictions, so it made sense for people to enjoy as much pleasure and indulgence as they could in the short time before it began.

The usual revels had taken place, and in most parts of the city were succeeded by the usual pause. A particular degree of care had been taken by the nobility to prevent any renewal of discord betwixt their followers and the citizens of the town, so that the revels had proceeded with fewer casualties than usual, embracing only three deaths and certain fractured limbs, which, occurring to individuals of little note, were not accounted worth inquiring into. The carnival was closing quietly in general, but in some places the sport was still kept up.

The usual celebrations had happened, and in most parts of the city, they were followed by the usual pause. The nobility had made a special effort to avoid any conflict between their followers and the townspeople, so the celebrations had gone on with fewer incidents than usual, resulting in only three deaths and some broken limbs, which, happening to unimportant individuals, weren’t considered worth investigating. The carnival was winding down quietly overall, but in some areas, the festivities were still going strong.

One company of revellers, who had been particularly noticed and applauded, seemed unwilling to conclude their frolic. The entry, as it was called, consisted of thirteen persons, habited in the same manner, having doublets of chamois leather sitting close to their bodies, curiously slashed and laced. They wore green caps with silver tassels, red ribands, and white shoes, had bells hung at their knees and around their ankles, and naked swords in their hands. This gallant party, having exhibited a sword dance before the King, with much clashing of weapons and fantastic interchange of postures, went on gallantly to repeat their exhibition before the door of Simon Glover, where, having made a fresh exhibition of their agility, they caused wine to be served round to their own company and the bystanders, and with a loud shout drank to the health of the Fair Maid of Perth. This summoned old Simon to the door of his habitation, to acknowledge the courtesy of his countrymen, and in his turn to send the wine around in honour of the Merry Morrice Dancers of Perth.

One group of party-goers, who had particularly caught everyone's attention and received applause, seemed reluctant to end their celebration. This entry, as it was called, consisted of thirteen people dressed alike, wearing tight-fitting chamois leather doublets that were intricately slashed and laced. They had green caps with silver tassels, red ribbons, and white shoes, with bells dangling from their knees and ankles, and they held unsheathed swords in their hands. This lively troupe performed a sword dance for the King, with lots of clashing weapons and flashy moves, then boldly continued their performance outside Simon Glover's door. After showcasing their skills again, they passed around wine to their group and the onlookers, loudly toasting to the health of the Fair Maid of Perth. This prompted old Simon to come to his door to thank his fellow countrymen and, in turn, offer wine in honor of the Merry Morrice Dancers of Perth.

“We thank thee, father Simon,” said a voice, which strove to drown in an artificial squeak the pert, conceited tone of Oliver Proudfute. “But a sight of thy lovely daughter had been more sweet to us young bloods than a whole vintage of Malvoisie.”

“Thanks, Father Simon,” said a voice, trying to cover up the annoying, self-important tone of Oliver Proudfute with an awkward squeak. “But seeing your beautiful daughter would have been more enjoyable for us young guys than a whole barrel of Malvoisie.”

“I thank thee, neighbours, for your goodwill,” replied the glover. “My daughter is ill at ease, and may not come forth into the cold night air; but if this gay gallant, whose voice methinks I should know, will go into my poor house, she will charge him with thanks for the rest of you.”

“I thank you, neighbors, for your kindness,” replied the glover. “My daughter is feeling unwell and can’t go out into the cold night air; but if this cheerful gentleman, whose voice I think I recognize, will come into my humble home, she will express her thanks to all of you.”

“Bring them to us at the hostelrie of the Griffin,” cried the rest of the ballet to their favoured companion; “for there will we ring in Lent, and have another rouse to the health of the lovely Catharine.”

“Bring them to us at the Griffin Inn,” shouted the rest of the group to their favorite companion; “for that’s where we’ll celebrate Lent and have another round in honor of the beautiful Catharine.”

“Have with you in half an hour,” said Oliver, “and see who will quaff the largest flagon, or sing the loudest glee. Nay, I will be merry in what remains of Fastern’s Even, should Lent find me with my mouth closed for ever.”

“Have it ready in half an hour,” said Oliver, “and let’s see who can drink the biggest mug or sing the loudest song. No, I’m going to enjoy what’s left of Fastern’s Even, even if Lent leaves me silent forever.”

“Farewell, then,” cried his mates in the morrice—“fare well, slashing bonnet maker, till we meet again.”

“Goodbye, then,” shouted his friends in the dance—“take care, slashing hat maker, until we meet again.”

The morrice dancers accordingly set out upon their further progress, dancing and carolling as they went along to the sound of four musicians, who led the joyous band, while Simon Glover drew their coryphaeus into his house, and placed him in a chair by his parlour fire.

The morris dancers then continued on their way, dancing and singing as they moved to the music of four musicians who led the lively group, while Simon Glover brought their leader into his home and sat him in a chair by the living room fire.

“But where is your daughter?” said Oliver. “She is the bait for us brave blades.”

“But where is your daughter?” said Oliver. “She’s the bait for us brave warriors.”

“Why, truly, she keeps her apartment, neighbour Oliver; and, to speak plainly, she keeps her bed.”

“Honestly, she maintains her apartment, neighbor Oliver; and, to put it simply, she keeps her bed.”

“Why, then will I upstairs to see her in her sorrow; you have marred my ramble, Gaffer Glover, and you owe me amends—a roving blade like me; I will not lose both the lass and the glass. Keeps her bed, does she?

“Why, then will I go upstairs to see her in her sorrow; you’ve messed up my stroll, Gaffer Glover, and you owe me a favor. A wandering guy like me; I won’t lose both the girl and the drink. Staying in bed, is she?”

     “My dog and I we have a trick
     To visit maids when they are sick;
     When they are sick and like to die,
     Oh, thither do come my dog and I.

     “And when I die, as needs must hap,
     Then bury me under the good ale tap;
     With folded arms there let me lie
     Cheek for jowl, my dog and I.”
 
     “My dog and I have a trick
     To visit girls when they’re sick;
     When they’re sick and feel like dying,
     Oh, that’s when my dog and I come prying.

     “And when I die, as will happen,
     Then bury me under the good ale tap;
     With my arms crossed, let me lie
     Cheek to cheek, my dog and I.”

“Canst thou not be serious for a moment, neighbour Proudfute?” said the glover; “I want a word of conversation with you.”

“Can’t you be serious for a moment, neighbor Proudfute?” said the glover; “I want to have a chat with you.”

“Serious!” answered his visitor; “why, I have been serious all this day: I can hardly open my mouth, but something comes out about death, a burial, or suchlike—the most serious subjects that I wot of.”

“Seriously!” replied his visitor; “I’ve been serious all day: I can barely speak without bringing up death, a burial, or something similar—the most serious topics I can think of.”

“St. John, man!” said the glover, “art then fey?”

“St. John, man!” said the glover, “are you then doomed?”

“No, not a whit: it is not my own death which these gloomy fancies foretell. I have a strong horoscope, and shall live for fifty years to come. But it is the case of the poor fellow—the Douglas man, whom I struck down at the fray of St. Valentine’s: he died last night; it is that which weighs on my conscience, and awakens sad fancies. Ah, father Simon, we martialists, that have spilt blood in our choler, have dark thoughts at times; I sometimes wish that my knife had cut nothing but worsted thrums.”

“No, not at all: it’s not my own death that these dark thoughts are predicting. I have a strong fate ahead of me, and I’ll live for another fifty years. But it’s about that poor guy—the Douglas man, whom I struck down at the battle of St. Valentine’s: he died last night; that’s what weighs on my conscience and brings up these sad thoughts. Ah, Father Simon, us warriors who have shed blood in our anger sometimes have dark thoughts; I sometimes wish my knife had only cut through cheap threads.”

“And I wish,” said Simon, “that mine had cut nothing but buck’s leather, for it has sometimes cut my own fingers. But thou mayst spare thy remorse for this bout: there was but one man dangerously hurt at the affray, and it was he from whom Henry Smith hewed the hand, and he is well recovered. His name is Black Quentin, one of Sir John Ramorny’s followers. He has been sent privately back to his own country of Fife.”

“And I wish,” said Simon, “that mine had cut nothing but buckskin, for it has sometimes cut my own fingers. But you can save your guilt for this fight: there was only one man seriously injured in the clash, and it was the one from whom Henry Smith severed the hand, and he is well recovered. His name is Black Quentin, one of Sir John Ramorny’s followers. He has been sent back quietly to his own country of Fife.”

“What, Black Quentin? Why, that is the very man that Henry and I, as we ever keep close together, struck at in the same moment, only my blow fell somewhat earlier. I fear further feud will come of it, and so does the provost. And is he recovered? Why, then, I will be jovial, and since thou wilt not let me see how Kate becomes her night gear, I will back to the Griffin to my morrice dancers.”

“What, Black Quentin? That’s the very guy that Henry and I, as always stick together, attacked at the same time, only my hit came a little earlier. I worry this will lead to more trouble, and so does the provost. Is he okay now? Well, then I'll be in a good mood, and since you won’t let me see how Kate looks in her nightgown, I’ll head back to the Griffin to join my morris dancers.”

“Nay, stay but one instant. Thou art a comrade of Henry Wynd, and hast done him the service to own one or two deeds and this last among others. I would thou couldst clear him of other charges with which fame hath loaded him.”

“Nah, just stay for a moment. You’re a friend of Henry Wynd and you’ve done him the favor of acknowledging one or two of his actions, including this latest one among others. I wish you could clear him of the other accusations that rumors have burdened him with.”

“Nay, I will swear by the hilt of my sword they are as false as hell, father Simon. What—blades and targets! shall not men of the sword stick together?”

“Nah, I swear on the hilt of my sword they are as deceitful as hell, Father Simon. What—blades and targets! Shouldn’t men of the sword stand together?”

“Nay, neighbour bonnet maker, be patient; thou mayst do the smith a kind turn, an thou takest this matter the right way. I have chosen thee to consult with anent this matter—not that I hold thee the wisest head in Perth, for should I say so I should lie.”

“Nah, neighbor hat maker, be patient; you could do the blacksmith a favor if you approach this the right way. I've chosen you to talk about this matter—not because I think you're the wisest in Perth, because if I said that, I'd be lying.”

“Ay—ay,” answered the self satisfied bonnet maker; “I know where you think my fault lies: you cool heads think we hot heads are fools—I have heard men call Henry Wynd such a score of times.”

“Yeah—yeah,” replied the self-satisfied hat maker; “I know where you think my mistake is: you cool-headed people think we passionate ones are fools—I’ve heard men call Henry Wynd that so many times.”

“Fool enough and cool enough may rhyme together passing well,” said the glover; “but thou art good natured, and I think lovest this crony of thine. It stands awkwardly with us and him just now,” continued Simon. “Thou knowest there hath been some talk of marriage between my daughter Catharine and Henry Gow?”

“Fool enough and cool enough might rhyme together pretty well,” said the glover. “But you’re easygoing, and I think you care for this friend of yours. It feels a bit awkward for us and him right now,” Simon continued. “You know there has been some talk of marriage between my daughter Catharine and Henry Gow?”

“I have heard some such song since St. Valentine’s Morn. Ah! he that shall win the Fair Maid of Perth must be a happy man; and yet marriage spoils many a pretty fellow. I myself somewhat regret—”

“I've heard some kind of song since St. Valentine’s morning. Ah! The man who wins the Fair Maid of Perth will be a lucky guy; and yet marriage ruins many a good-looking guy. I myself kind of regret—”

“Prithee, truce with thy regrets for the present, man,” interrupted the glover, somewhat peevishly. “You must know, Oliver, that some of these talking women, who I think make all the business of the world their own, have accused Henry of keeping light company with glee women and suchlike. Catharine took it to heart; and I held my child insulted, that he had not waited upon her like a Valentine, but had thrown himself into unseemly society on the very day when, by ancient custom, he might have had an opportunity to press his interest with my daughter. Therefore, when he came hither late on the evening of St. Valentine’s, I, like a hasty old fool, bid him go home to the company he had left, and denied him admittance. I have not seen him since, and I begin to think that I may have been too rash in the matter. She is my only child, and the grave should have her sooner than a debauchee, But I have hitherto thought I knew Henry Gow as if he were my son. I cannot think he would use us thus, and it may be there are means of explaining what is laid to his charge. I was led to ask Dwining, who is said to have saluted the smith while he was walking with this choice mate. If I am to believe his words, this wench was the smith’s cousin, Joan Letham. But thou knowest that the potter carrier ever speaks one language with his visage and another with his tongue. Now, thou, Oliver, hast too little wit—I mean, too much honesty—to belie the truth, and as Dwining hinted that thou also hadst seen her—”

“Come on, stop dwelling on your regrets right now, man,” the glover interrupted, a bit irritated. “You must know, Oliver, that some of these chatty women, who seem to run everything, have accused Henry of hanging out with loose women and the like. Catharine took it hard, and I felt my child was insulted that he didn’t court her like a Valentine but instead surrounded himself with inappropriate company on the very day he had the chance to express his feelings for my daughter. So when he came here late on St. Valentine’s Day, I, like a hasty old fool, told him to go back to where he came from and wouldn’t let him in. I haven’t seen him since, and I’m starting to think I may have been too quick to judge. She is my only child, and I’d rather she was taken by death than end up with a drunkard. But I’ve always thought I knew Henry Gow like he was my own son. I can’t believe he would treat us this way, and there might be some way to explain what he's being accused of. I was led to ask Dwining, who is said to have seen the smith while he was with this special lady. If I’m to believe him, this girl is the smith’s cousin, Joan Letham. But you know that the potter always talks one way and means another. Now, you, Oliver, are too straightforward—I mean, too honest—to distort the truth, and since Dwining suggested that you’ve seen her too—”

“I see her, Simon Glover! Will Dwining say that I saw her?”

“I see her, Simon Glover! Will Dwining say that I saw her?”

“No, not precisely that; but he says you told him you had met the smith thus accompanied.”

“No, not exactly that; but he says you told him you met the blacksmith while you were with someone else.”

“He lies, and I will pound him into a gallipot!” said Oliver Proudfute.

“He's lying, and I will smash him into a jar!” said Oliver Proudfute.

“How! Did you never tell him, then, of such a meeting?”

“How! Did you never mention such a meeting to him?”

“What an if I did?” said the bonnet maker. “Did not he swear that he would never repeat again to living mortal what I communicated to him? and therefore, in telling the occurrent to you, he hath made himself a liar.”

“What if I did?” said the bonnet maker. “Didn’t he promise that he would never tell another living soul what I shared with him? So, by telling you, he’s made himself a liar.”

“Thou didst not meet the smith, then,” said Simon, “with such a loose baggage as fame reports?”

“You didn’t meet the blacksmith, then,” said Simon, “with such a messy reputation as people say?”

“Lackaday, not I; perhaps I did, perhaps I did not. Think, father Simon—I have been a four years married man, and can you expect me to remember the turn of a glee woman’s ankle, the trip of her toe, the lace upon her petticoat, and such toys? No, I leave that to unmarried wags, like my gossip Henry.”

“Wow, not me; maybe I did, maybe I didn’t. Think about it, Father Simon—I’ve been married for four years, and can you really expect me to remember how a woman dances, the way her foot moves, the lace on her skirt, and all those little details? No, I’ll leave that to single jokesters, like my buddy Henry.”

“The upshot is, then,” said the glover, much vexed, “you did meet him on St. Valentine’s Day walking the public streets—”

“The bottom line is, then,” said the glover, very annoyed, “you did run into him on St. Valentine’s Day walking the public streets—”

“Not so, neighbour; I met him in the most distant and dark lane in Perth, steering full for his own house, with bag and baggage, which, as a gallant fellow, he carried in his arms, the puppy dog on one and the jilt herself—and to my thought she was a pretty one—hanging upon the other.”

“Not so, neighbor; I saw him in the farthest and darkest alley in Perth, heading directly for his own house, with all his stuff, which, like a brave guy, he carried in his arms—his puppy dog on one side and the girl herself—and I thought she was quite pretty—hanging on the other.”

“Now, by good St. John,” said the glover, “this infamy would make a Christian man renounce his faith, and worship Mahound in very anger! But he has seen the last of my daughter. I would rather she went to the wild Highlands with a barelegged cateran than wed with one who could, at such a season, so broadly forget honour and decency. Out upon him!”

“Now, by good St. John,” said the glover, “this disgrace would make a Christian man give up his faith and worship Mahound in pure anger! But he has seen the last of my daughter. I’d rather she went to the wild Highlands with a barelegged bandit than marry someone who could, at such a time, so openly forget honor and decency. Shame on him!”

“Tush—tush! father Simon,” said the liberal minded bonnet maker, “you consider not the nature of young blood. Their company was not long, for—to speak truth, I did keep a little watch on him—I met him before sunrise, conducting his errant damsel to the Lady’s Stairs, that the wench might embark on the Tay from Perth; and I know for certainty, for I made inquiry, that she sailed in a gabbart for Dundee. So you see it was but a slight escape of youth.”

“Tush—tush! Come on, Father Simon,” said the open-minded hat maker, “you’re not considering the nature of young people. Their time together wasn’t long, because—to be honest, I kept a little eye on him—I saw him before sunrise, taking his lady friend to the Lady’s Stairs so she could catch a boat to Dundee from Perth; and I know for sure, because I asked around, that she sailed on a barge to Dundee. So you can see it was just a minor youth escapade.”

“And he came here,” said Simon, bitterly, “beseeching for admittance to my daughter, while he had his harlot awaiting him at home! I had rather he had slain a score of men! It skills not talking, least of all to thee, Oliver Proudfute, who, if thou art not such a one as himself, would fain be thought so. But—”

“And he came here,” Simon said bitterly, “begging to see my daughter, while he had his mistress waiting for him at home! I’d rather he had killed a bunch of men! It doesn’t matter talking, especially to you, Oliver Proudfute, who, if you aren’t exactly like him, would still like to be thought of that way. But—”

“Nay, think not of it so seriously,” said Oliver, who began to reflect on the mischief his tattling was likely to occasion to his friend, and on the consequences of Henry Gow’s displeasure, when he should learn the disclosure which he had made rather in vanity of heart than in evil intention.

“Don’t take it so seriously,” said Oliver, who started to think about the trouble his gossip might cause for his friend and the consequences of Henry Gow’s anger when he found out about the revelation, which Oliver had made more out of pride than any bad intention.

“Consider,” he continued, “that there are follies belonging to youth. Occasion provokes men to such frolics, and confession wipes them off. I care not if I tell thee that, though my wife be as goodly a woman as the city has, yet I myself—”

“Think about it,” he went on, “there are foolish things that come with youth. Situations lead people to act recklessly, and admitting it clears the air. I don’t mind telling you that, even though my wife is one of the finest women in the city, I—”

“Peace, silly braggart,” said the glover in high wrath; “thy loves and thy battles are alike apocryphal. If thou must needs lie, which I think is thy nature, canst thou invent no falsehood that may at least do thee some credit? Do I not see through thee, as I could see the light through the horn of a base lantern? Do I not know, thou filthy weaver of rotten worsted, that thou durst no more cross the threshold of thy own door, if thy wife heard of thy making such a boast, than thou darest cross naked weapons with a boy of twelve years old, who has drawn a sword for the first time of his life? By St. John, it were paying you for your tale bearing trouble to send thy Maudie word of thy gay brags.”

"Calm down, you foolish braggart," said the glover, obviously angry. "Your loves and your battles are equally made-up. If you have to lie, which I think is just your way, can’t you come up with a lie that at least makes you look good? Can’t I see right through you like I could see light through a cheap lantern? Don’t I know, you disgusting weaver of rotten yarn, that you wouldn’t dare cross the threshold of your own door if your wife heard you making such a boast, any more than you would dare fight with a twelve-year-old who just picked up a sword for the first time? Honestly, it would be worth the trouble to tell your Maudie about your wild claims."

The bonnet maker, at this threat, started as if a crossbow bolt had whizzed past his head when least expected. And it was with a trembling voice that he replied: “Nay, good father Glover, thou takest too much credit for thy grey hairs. Consider, good neighbour, thou art too old for a young martialist to wrangle with. And in the matter of my Maudie, I can trust thee, for I know no one who would be less willing than thou to break the peace of families.”

The hat maker, at this threat, jumped as if a crossbow bolt had zipped past his head when he least expected it. And with a shaking voice, he responded: “No, good Father Glover, you’re giving yourself too much credit for your gray hairs. Think about it, good neighbor, you’re too old for a young fighter to argue with. And regarding my Maudie, I can trust you because I know no one who would be less likely to disrupt family peace than you.”

“Trust thy coxcomb no longer with me,” said the incensed glover; “but take thyself, and the thing thou call’st a head, out of my reach, lest I borrow back five minutes of my youth and break thy pate!”

“Don't trust that fool around me anymore,” said the angry glover; “but take yourself and that thing you call a head out of my reach, or I might just take back five minutes of my youth and smash your skull!”

“You have had a merry Fastern’s Even, neighbour,” said the bonnet maker, “and I wish you a quiet sleep; we shall meet better friends tomorrow.”

“You had a great Fastern’s Even, neighbor,” said the bonnet maker, “and I hope you have a peaceful sleep; we’ll meet as better friends tomorrow.”

“Out of my doors tonight!” said the glover. “I am ashamed so idle a tongue as thine should have power to move me thus.”

“Get out of my house tonight!” said the glover. “I’m ashamed that such an idle tongue like yours has the power to influence me like this.”

“Idiot—beast—loose tongued coxcomb,” he exclaimed, throwing himself into a chair, as the bonnet maker disappeared; “that a fellow made up of lies should not have had the grace to frame one when it might have covered the shame of a friend! And I—what am I, that I should, in my secret mind, wish that such a gross insult to me and my child had been glossed over? Yet such was my opinion of Henry, that I would have willingly believed the grossest figment the swaggering ass could have invented. Well, it skills not thinking of it. Our honest name must be maintained, though everything else should go to ruin.”

“Idiot—fool—big-mouthed jerk,” he shouted, flinging himself into a chair as the hat maker left; “how can a guy full of lies not even have the decency to make one up when it could have saved a friend from embarrassment! And I—what am I, that I should secretly wish that such an awful insult to me and my child had been covered up? Yet I thought so highly of Henry that I would have happily believed the biggest nonsense the arrogant idiot could come up with. Well, there’s no point in dwelling on it. Our good name must be protected, even if everything else falls apart.”

While the glover thus moralised on the unwelcome confirmation of the tale he wished to think untrue, the expelled morrice dancer had leisure, in the composing air of a cool and dark February night, to meditate on the consequences of the glover’s unrestrained anger.

While the glover was reflecting on the unwelcome validation of the story he wanted to believe was false, the ousted morrice dancer had the time, in the calm atmosphere of a cool and dark February night, to contemplate the aftermath of the glover’s unrestrained anger.

“But it is nothing,” he bethought himself, “to the wrath of Henry Wynd, who hath killed a man for much less than placing displeasure betwixt him and Catharine, as well as her fiery old father. Certainly I were better have denied everything. But the humour of seeming a knowing gallant, as in truth I am, fairly overcame me. Were I best go to finish the revel at the Griffin? But then Maudie will rampauge on my return—ay, and this being holiday even, I may claim a privilege. I have it: I will not to the Griffin—I will to the smith’s, who must be at home, since no one hath seen him this day amid the revel. I will endeavour to make peace with him, and offer my intercession with the glover. Harry is a simple, downright fellow, and though I think he is my better in a broil, yet in discourse I can turn him my own way. The streets are now quiet, the night, too, is dark, and I may step aside if I meet any rioters. I will to the smith’s, and, securing him for my friend, I care little for old Simon. St. Ringan bear me well through this night, and I will clip my tongue out ere it shall run my head into such peril again! Yonder old fellow, when his blood was up, looked more like a carver of buff jerkins than a clipper of kid gloves.”

“But it’s nothing,” he thought to himself, “compared to the anger of Henry Wynd, who has killed a man for less than upsetting things between him and Catharine, as well as her fiery old father. Honestly, I would have been better off denying everything. But the urge to appear like a charming guy, which I actually am, completely got the better of me. Should I just go finish the party at the Griffin? But if I do, Maudie will go off on me when I get back—yeah, and since it’s a holiday, I might have some privilege. I’ve got it: I won’t go to the Griffin—I’ll go to the smith’s place, where he should be since no one has seen him today in all this revelry. I’ll try to make peace with him and offer to help with the glover. Harry is a straightforward guy, and even though I think he’s better than me in a fight, I can sway him in conversation. The streets are quiet now, and the night is dark, so I can step aside if I run into any troublemakers. I’ll head to the smith’s, and if I secure him as my ally, I won’t care much about old Simon. St. Ringan, watch over me tonight, and I’ll cut out my own tongue before I let it lead me into such danger again! That old guy, when he was fired up, looked more like a maker of tough leather jackets than a maker of delicate kid gloves.”

With these reflections, the puissant Oliver walked swiftly, yet with as little noise as possible, towards the wynd in which the smith, as our readers are aware, had his habitation. But his evil fortune had not ceased to pursue him. As he turned into the High, or principal, Street, he heard a burst of music very near him, followed by a loud shout.

With these thoughts, the strong Oliver walked quickly, but as quietly as he could, toward the alley where the blacksmith, as our readers know, lived. But his bad luck hadn’t stopped chasing him. As he entered the main street, he heard a burst of music very close by, followed by a loud cheer.

“My merry mates, the morrice dancers,” thought he; “I would know old Jeremy’s rebeck among an hundred. I will venture across the street ere they pass on; if I am espied, I shall have the renown of some private quest, which may do me honour as a roving blade.”

“My cheerful friends, the morris dancers,” he thought; “I would recognize old Jeremy’s fiddle among a hundred. I’ll cross the street before they pass by; if I’m seen, I’ll gain the reputation of some secret quest, which could bring me honor as a wandering adventurer.”

With these longings for distinction among the gay and gallant, combated, however, internally, by more prudential considerations, the bonnet maker made an attempt to cross the street. But the revellers, whoever they might be, were accompanied by torches, the flash of which fell upon Oliver, whose light coloured habit made him the more distinctly visible. The general shout of “A prize—a prize” overcame the noise of the minstrel, and before the bonnet maker could determine whether it were better to stand or fly, two active young men, clad in fantastic masking habits, resembling wild men, and holding great clubs, seized upon him, saying, in a tragical tone: “Yield thee, man of bells and bombast—yield thee, rescue or no rescue, or truly thou art but a dead morrice dancer.”

With these desires for recognition among the lively and stylish, challenged, however, internally, by more sensible thoughts, the bonnet maker tried to cross the street. But the revelers, whoever they were, had torches, the glow of which illuminated Oliver, whose light-colored outfit made him stand out even more. The loud cry of “A prize—a prize” drowned out the sound of the minstrel, and before the bonnet maker could decide whether it was better to stay or run, two energetic young men, dressed in outlandish costumes that resembled wild men, and wielding large clubs, grabbed him, saying in a dramatic tone: “Surrender, man of bells and show—surrender, whether you’re rescued or not, or truly you’re just a dead morris dancer.”

“To whom shall I yield me?” said the bonnet maker, with a faltering voice; for, though he saw he had to do with a party of mummers who were afoot for pleasure, yet he observed at the same time that they were far above his class, and he lost the audacity necessary to support his part in a game where the inferior was likely to come by the worst.

“To whom should I submit?” said the hat maker, with a shaky voice; for, although he realized he was dealing with a group of performers out for entertainment, he also noticed that they were much higher in status than he was, and he lost the confidence needed to play his role in a situation where the lower class was likely to come out worse.

“Dost thou parley, slave?” answered one of the maskers; “and must I show thee that thou art a captive, by giving thee incontinently the bastinado?”

“Do you negotiate, slave?” replied one of the masked figures; “and must I show you that you are a captive by immediately giving you the beating?”

“By no means, puissant man of Ind,” said the bonnet maker; “lo, I am conformable to your pleasure.”

“Not at all, powerful man of India,” said the hat maker; “I am here to serve your wishes.”

“Come, then,” said those who had arrested him—“come and do homage to the Emperor of Mimes, King of Caperers, and Grand Duke of the Dark Hours, and explain by what right thou art so presumptuous as to prance and jingle, and wear out shoe leather, within his dominions without paying him tribute. Know’st thou not thou hast incurred the pains of high treason?”

“Come on,” said the ones who had arrested him—“come and pay your respects to the Emperor of Mimes, King of Caperers, and Grand Duke of the Dark Hours, and explain by what right you are so bold as to dance around and make noise, wearing out your shoes, in his territory without paying him tribute. Don’t you know you’ve committed high treason?”

“That were hard, methinks,” said poor Oliver, “since I knew not that his Grace exercised the government this evening. But I am willing to redeem the forfeit, if the purse of a poor bonnet maker may, by the mulct of a gallon of wine, or some such matter.”

“That was tough, I think,” said poor Oliver, “since I didn’t know that his Grace was in charge this evening. But I’m willing to make up for it if the money from a poor bonnet maker can cover the penalty of a gallon of wine or something like that.”

“Bring him before the emperor,” was the universal cry; and the morrice dancer was placed before a slight, but easy and handsome, figure of a young man, splendidly attired, having a cincture and tiara of peacock’s feathers, then brought from the East as a marvellous rarity; a short jacket and under dress of leopard’s skin fitted closely the rest of his person, which was attired in flesh coloured silk, so as to resemble the ordinary idea of an Indian prince. He wore sandals, fastened on with ribands of scarlet silk, and held in his hand a sort of fan, such as ladies then used, composed of the same feathers, assembled into a plume or tuft.

“Bring him before the emperor,” was the universal shout; and the morrice dancer stood in front of a slender, yet easygoing and handsome, young man, dressed beautifully, wearing a belt and a tiara made of peacock feathers, which were then considered a marvelous rarity from the East. A fitted short jacket and undergarment made of leopard skin hugged the rest of his body, which was covered in flesh-colored silk to give off the typical image of an Indian prince. He wore sandals secured with scarlet silk ribbons and held a fan in his hand, similar to those used by ladies at the time, made of the same feathers arranged into a plume or tuft.

“What mister wight have we here,” said the Indian chief, “who dares to tie the bells of a morrice on the ankles of a dull ass? Hark ye, friend, your dress should make you a subject of ours, since our empire extends over all Merryland, including mimes and minstrels of every description. What, tongue tied? He lacks wine; minister to him our nutshell full of sack.”

“What kind of guy do we have here,” said the Indian chief, “who dares to tie bells to the ankles of a dull donkey? Listen, my friend, your outfit should make you one of us, since our empire covers all of Merryland, including performers and musicians of every kind. What’s the matter, lost for words? He needs wine; give him our nutshell full of sack.”

A huge calabash full of sack was offered to the lips of the supplicant, while this prince of revellers exhorted him:

A big calabash filled with liquor was offered to the supplicant's lips, while this party-loving prince encouraged him:

“Crack me this nut, and do it handsomely, and without wry faces.”

“Open this nut for me, and do it well, without making any grimaces.”

But, however Oliver might have relished a moderate sip of the same good wine, he was terrified at the quantity he was required to deal with. He drank a draught, and then entreated for mercy.

But, even though Oliver might have enjoyed a small sip of the same good wine, he was scared by the amount he had to handle. He took a drink and then begged for mercy.

“So please your princedom, I have yet far to go, and if I were to swallow your Grace’s bounty, for which accept my dutiful thanks, I should not be able to stride over the next kennel.”

“So please your majesty, I still have a long way to go, and if I were to take your generosity, for which I am sincerely grateful, I wouldn’t be able to step over the next puddle.”

“Art thou in case to bear thyself like a galliard? Now, cut me a caper—ha! one—two—three—admirable. Again—give him the spur (here a satellite of the Indian gave Oliver a slight touch with his sword). Nay, that is best of all: he sprang like a cat in a gutter. Tender him the nut once more; nay, no compulsion, he has paid forfeit, and deserves not only free dismissal but reward. Kneel down—kneel, and arise Sir Knight of the Calabash! What is thy name? And one of you lend me a rapier.”

“Are you ready to show off your moves like a dancer? Now, show me a trick—ha! One—two—three—amazing. Again—give him a little push (at this point, one of the Indian's attendants lightly touched Oliver with his sword). No, that's the best part: he jumped like a cat in a drain. Offer him the chance again; no pressure, he has already lost and deserves not just to leave freely but also to be rewarded. Get down on your knees—kneel, and rise, Sir Knight of the Calabash! What’s your name? And could someone lend me a sword?”

“Oliver, may it please your honour—I mean your principality.”

“Oliver, if it pleases your honor—I mean your principality.”

“Oliver, man. Nay, then thou art one of the ‘douze peers’ already, and fate has forestalled our intended promotion. Yet rise up, sweet Sir Oliver Thatchpate, Knight of the honourable order of the Pumpkin—rise up, in the name of nonsense, and begone about thine own concerns, and the devil go with thee!”

“Oliver, man. Well, then you’re already one of the ‘twelve peers’, and fate has interrupted our plans for promotion. But get up, dear Sir Oliver Thatchpate, Knight of the honorable order of the Pumpkin—get up, in the name of absurdity, and go take care of your own business, and may the devil go with you!”

So saying, the prince of the revels bestowed a smart blow with the flat of the weapon across the bonnet maker’s shoulders, who sprung to his feet with more alacrity of motion than he had hitherto displayed, and, accelerated by the laugh and halloo which arose behind him, arrived at the smith’s house before he stopped, with the same speed with which a hunted fox makes for his den.

So saying, the prince of the celebrations swung the flat side of his weapon across the bonnet maker’s shoulders, who jumped to his feet with more energy than he had shown before, and, encouraged by the laughter and shouts that came from behind him, reached the smith’s house before he stopped, as quickly as a hunted fox makes for its den.

It was not till the affrighted bonnet maker had struck a blow on the door that he recollected he ought to have bethought himself beforehand in what manner he was to present himself before Henry, and obtain his forgiveness for his rash communications to Simon Glover. No one answered to his first knock, and, perhaps, as these reflections arose in the momentary pause of recollection which circumstances permitted, the perplexed bonnet maker might have flinched from his purpose, and made his retreat to his own premises, without venturing upon the interview which he had purposed. But a distant strain of minstrelsy revived his apprehensions of falling once more into the hands of the gay maskers from whom he had escaped, and he renewed his summons on the door of the smith’s dwelling with a hurried, though faltering, hand. He was then appalled by the deep, yet not unmusical, voice of Henry Gow, who answered from within: “Who calls at this hour, and what is it that you want?”

It wasn't until the scared hat maker knocked on the door that he realized he should have thought ahead about how to approach Henry and ask for his forgiveness for what he had said to Simon Glover. No one answered his first knock, and maybe, as these thoughts crossed his mind during the brief pause he had, the confused hat maker might have hesitated and retreated back to his own place without going through with the meeting he had planned. But a distant sound of music brought back his fear of running into those lively revelers he had escaped from, so he knocked on the blacksmith’s door again, this time with a quick, shaky hand. He was then startled by the deep, yet pleasant, voice of Henry Gow answering from inside: “Who’s there at this hour, and what do you want?”

“It is I—Oliver Proudfute,” replied the bonnet maker; “I have a merry jest to tell you, gossip Henry.”

“It’s me—Oliver Proudfute,” replied the hat maker; “I have a funny joke to tell you, gossip Henry.”

“Carry thy foolery to some other market. I am in no jesting humour,” said Henry. “Go hence; I will see no one tonight.”

“Take your foolishness somewhere else. I’m not in a joking mood,” said Henry. “Leave; I don’t want to see anyone tonight.”

“But, gossip—good gossip,” answered the martialist with out, “I am beset with villains, and beg the shelter of your roof!”

“But, good gossip,” replied the martial artist without hesitation, “I’m surrounded by villains and I seek refuge under your roof!”

“Fool that thou art!” replied Henry; “no dunghill cock, the most recreant that has fought this Fastern’s Eve, would ruffle his feathers at such a craven as thou!”

“Fool that you are!” replied Henry; “not even the most cowardly rooster that fought this Easter Eve would puff up his feathers at someone as cowardly as you!”

At this moment another strain of minstrelsy, and, as the bonnet maker conceited, one which approached much nearer, goaded his apprehensions to the uttermost; and in a voice the tones of which expressed the undisguised extremity of instant fear he exclaimed:

At that moment, another kind of minstrel music, which the hat maker thought was much closer, pushed his fears to the limit; and in a voice that showed his pure, immediate terror, he exclaimed:

“For the sake of our old gossipred, and for the love of Our Blessed Lady, admit me, Henry, if you would not have me found a bloody corpse at thy door, slain by the bloody minded Douglasses!”

“For the sake of our old friend, and for the love of Our Blessed Lady, let me in, Henry, if you don’t want to find me as a bloody corpse at your door, killed by the ruthless Douglasses!”

“That would be a shame to me,” thought the good natured smith, “and sooth to say, his peril may be real. There are roving hawks that will strike at a sparrow as soon as a heron.”

"That would really bother me," thought the good-natured blacksmith, "and honestly, his danger might be real. There are wandering hawks that will go after a sparrow just as quickly as a heron."

With these reflections, half muttered, half spoken, Henry undid his well fastened door, proposing to reconnoitre the reality of the danger before he permitted his unwelcome guest to enter the house. But as he looked abroad to ascertain how matters stood, Oliver bolted in like a scared deer into a thicket, and harboured himself by the smith’s kitchen fire before Henry could look up and down the lane, and satisfy himself there were no enemies in pursuit of the apprehensive fugitive. He secured his door, therefore, and returned into the kitchen, displeased that he had suffered his gloomy solitude to be intruded upon by sympathising with apprehensions which he thought he might have known were so easily excited as those of his timid townsman.

With these thoughts, half muttered, half spoken, Henry opened his well-secured door, planning to check if the danger was real before letting in his unwelcome guest. But before he could survey the area to see how things were, Oliver rushed in like a frightened deer into a thicket and hid by the smith’s kitchen fire. Henry didn’t have a chance to look around the lane to make sure there weren’t any enemies chasing the nervous fugitive. So, he locked his door and went back into the kitchen, annoyed that he had allowed his quiet solitude to be interrupted by someone who he thought shouldn’t have been so easily frightened like his anxious neighbor.

“How now!” he said, coldly enough, when he saw the bonnet maker calmly seated by his hearth. “What foolish revel is this, Master Oliver? I see no one near to harm you.”

“How’s it going?” he said, coldly enough, when he saw the bonnet maker calmly seated by his fireplace. “What ridiculous celebration is this, Master Oliver? I see no one around to threaten you.”

“Give me a drink, kind gossip,” said Oliver: “I am choked with the haste I have made to come hither.”

“Give me a drink, friendly gossip,” said Oliver, “I’m choking from the rush I made to get here.”

“I have sworn,” said Henry, “that this shall be no revel night in this house: I am in my workday clothes, as you see, and keep fast, as I have reason, instead of holiday. You have had wassail enough for the holiday evening, for you speak thick already. If you wish more ale or wine you must go elsewhere.”

“I’ve sworn,” said Henry, “that this won’t be a party night in this house: I’m in my work clothes, as you can see, and I’m fasting, as I have reason to, instead of celebrating. You've had enough drinks for the holiday evening, since you’re already slurring your words. If you want more beer or wine, you’ll have to go elsewhere.”

“I have had overmuch wassail already,” said poor Oliver, “and have been well nigh drowned in it. That accursed calabash! A draught of water, kind gossip—you will not surely let me ask for that in vain? or, if it is your will, a cup of cold small ale.”

“I’ve had way too much drink already,” said poor Oliver, “and I’m almost drowning in it. That cursed cup! A glass of water, dear friend—you wouldn’t turn me down for that, would you? Or, if you prefer, a cold small beer.”

“Nay, if that be all,” said Henry, “it shall not be lacking. But it must have been much which brought thee to the pass of asking for either.”

“Nah, if that’s all it is,” said Henry, “I won’t hold back. But it must have taken a lot for you to ask for either.”

So saying, he filled a quart flagon from a barrel that stood nigh, and presented it to his guest. Oliver eagerly accepted it, raised it to his head with a trembling hand, imbibed the contents with lips which quivered with emotion, and, though the potation was as thin as he had requested, so much was he exhausted with the combined fears of alarm and of former revelry, that, when he placed the flagon on the oak table, he uttered a deep sigh of satisfaction, and remained silent.

So saying, he filled a quart jug from a nearby barrel and handed it to his guest. Oliver eagerly accepted it, lifted it to his lips with a shaky hand, drank the contents with quivering lips, and, although the drink was as weak as he had asked for, he was so worn out from the mix of fear and past festivities that when he set the jug down on the oak table, he let out a deep sigh of satisfaction and stayed silent.

“Well, now you have had your draught, gossip,” said the smith, “what is it you want? Where are those that threatened you? I could see no one.”

“Well, now you’ve had your drink, gossip,” said the smith, “what do you need? Where are those who threatened you? I didn’t see anyone.”

“No—but there were twenty chased me into the wynd,” said Oliver. “But when they saw us together, you know they lost the courage that brought all of them upon one of us.”

“No—but there were twenty chasing me into the alley,” said Oliver. “But when they saw us together, they lost the courage that made them attack one of us.”

“Nay, do not trifle, friend Oliver,” replied his host; “my mood lies not that way.”

“Nah, don’t mess around, friend Oliver,” replied his host; “I’m not in the mood for that.”

“I jest not, by St. John of Perth. I have been stayed and foully outraged (gliding his hand sensitively over the place affected) by mad David of Rothsay, roaring Ramorny, and the rest of them. They made me drink a firkin of Malvoisie.”

“I’m not joking, by St. John of Perth. I’ve been stopped and seriously mistreated (gliding his hand sensitively over the affected area) by crazy David of Rothsay, roaring Ramorny, and the rest of them. They made me drink a keg of Malvoisie.”

“Thou speakest folly, man. Ramorny is sick nigh to death, as the potter carrier everywhere reports: they and he cannot surely rise at midnight to do such frolics.”

“You're talking nonsense, man. Ramorny is very sick, as the potter everywhere reports: he and they definitely can't get up at midnight to do such antics.”

“I cannot tell,” replied Oliver; “but I saw the party by torchlight, and I can make bodily oath to the bonnets I made for them since last Innocents’. They are of a quaint device, and I should know my own stitch.”

“I can’t say,” replied Oliver; “but I saw the group by torchlight, and I can swear on my life to the hats I made for them since last Innocents’. They have a unique design, and I should know my own stitching.”

“Well, thou mayst have had wrong,” answered Henry. “If thou art in real danger, I will cause them get a bed for thee here. But you must fill it presently, for I am not in the humour of talking.”

"Well, you might be right," answered Henry. "If you’re in real danger, I’ll make sure they get a bed for you here. But you need to take it right away, because I'm not in the mood to talk."

“Nay, I would thank thee for my quarters for a night, only my Maudie will be angry—that is, not angry, for that I care not for—but the truth is, she is overanxious on a revel night like this, knowing my humour is like thine for a word and a blow.”

“Nah, I’d thank you for the place to stay for the night, but my Maudie will be upset—that is, not upset, since I don’t really care about that—but the truth is, she gets really anxious on a night like this, knowing my mood is just like yours when it comes to a word and a fight.”

“Why, then, go home,” said the smith, “and show her that her treasure is in safety, Master Oliver; the streets are quiet, and, to speak a blunt word, I would be alone.”

“Why, then, go home,” said the smith, “and show her that her treasure is safe, Master Oliver; the streets are quiet, and to be blunt, I would rather be alone.”

“Nay, but I have things to speak with thee about of moment,” replied Oliver, who, afraid to stay, seemed yet unwilling to go. “There has been a stir in our city council about the affair of St. Valentine’s Even. The provost told me not four hours since, that the Douglas and he had agreed that the feud should be decided by a yeoman on either party and that our acquaintance, the Devil’s Dick, was to wave his gentry, and take up the cause for Douglas and the nobles, and that you or I should fight for the Fair City. Now, though I am the elder burgess, yet I am willing, for the love and kindness we have always borne to each other, to give thee the precedence, and content myself with the humbler office of stickler.”

“Actually, I have important things to talk to you about,” replied Oliver, who seemed hesitant to leave but didn’t want to stay either. “There’s been some action in our city council about what happened on St. Valentine’s Eve. The provost just told me a few hours ago that he and Douglas agreed to settle the feud with a representative from each side, and our acquaintance, the Devil’s Dick, was chosen to represent Douglas and the nobles, while either you or I would fight for the Fair City. Now, even though I’m the senior burgess, I’m willing, out of the love and friendship we’ve always had for each other, to let you go first, and I’ll be content to take on the lesser role of referee.”

Henry Smith, though angry, could scarce forbear a smile.

Henry Smith, despite being angry, could hardly hold back a smile.

“If it is that which breaks thy quiet, and keeps thee out of thy bed at midnight, I will make the matter easy. Thou shalt not lose the advantage offered thee. I have fought a score of duels—far, far too many. Thou hast, I think, only encountered with thy wooden soldan: it were unjust—unfair—unkind—in me to abuse thy friendly offer. So go home, good fellow, and let not the fear of losing honour disturb thy slumbers. Rest assured that thou shalt answer the challenge, as good right thou hast, having had injury from this rough rider.”

“If it’s what’s keeping you awake at night and out of bed, I’ll make things simple. You won’t miss out on this opportunity. I’ve fought way too many duels—more than I can count. You’ve only dealt with your wooden soldier, so it would be unfair and unkind of me to take advantage of your friendly offer. So go home, my friend, and don’t let the fear of losing honor keep you up. Rest easy knowing that you’ll respond to the challenge, as you absolutely should, having been wronged by this rough rider.”

“Gramercy, and thank thee kindly,” said Oliver much embarrassed by his friend’s unexpected deference; “thou art the good friend I have always thought thee. But I have as much friendship for Henry Smith as he for Oliver Proudfute. I swear by St. John, I will not fight in this quarrel to thy prejudice; so, having said so, I am beyond the reach of temptation, since thou wouldst not have me mansworn, though it were to fight twenty duels.”

“Thanks so much, I really appreciate it,” said Oliver, feeling awkward about his friend's unexpected respect. “You’re the good friend I always knew you were. But I care for Henry Smith just as much as he cares for me. I swear, I won’t fight in this dispute to put you at a disadvantage; having said that, I’m beyond temptation, because you wouldn’t want me to go back on my word, even if it meant fighting twenty duels.”

“Hark thee,” said the smith, “acknowledge thou art afraid, Oliver: tell the honest truth, at once, otherwise I leave thee to make the best of thy quarrel.”

“Hear me,” said the smith, “admit that you’re scared, Oliver: tell the honest truth right now, or I’ll leave you to handle your own fight.”

“Nay, good gossip,” replied the bonnet maker, “thou knowest I am never afraid. But, in sooth, this is a desperate ruffian; and as I have a wife—poor Maudie, thou knowest—and a small family, and thou—”

“Nah, good friend,” replied the hat maker, “you know I’m never afraid. But honestly, this is a dangerous villain; and since I have a wife—poor Maudie, you know—and a small family, and you—”

“And I,” interrupted Henry, hastily, “have none, and never shall have.”

“And I,” Henry interrupted quickly, “don’t have any, and I never will.”

“Why, truly, such being the case, I would rather thou fought’st this combat than I.”

“Honestly, given the circumstances, I would prefer that you fight this battle instead of me.”

“Now, by our halidome, gossip,” answered the smith, “thou art easily gored! Know, thou silly fellow, that Sir Patrick Charteris, who is ever a merry man, hath but jested with thee. Dost thou think he would venture the honour of the city on thy head, or that I would yield thee the precedence in which such a matter was to be disputed? Lackaday, go home, let Maudie tie a warm nightcap on thy head, get thee a warm breakfast and a cup of distilled waters, and thou wilt be in ease tomorrow to fight thy wooden dromond, or soldan, as thou call’st him, the only thing thou wilt ever lay downright blow upon.”

“Now, by our sacred commitment, listen up,” the smith replied, “you're easily offended! Know this, you foolish guy, Sir Patrick Charteris, who is always a cheerful man, was just making a joke with you. Do you really think he would put the city's honor on the line over you, or that I would give you the advantage in a dispute like this? Good grief, just go home, let Maudie put a warm nightcap on your head, have a hearty breakfast and a cup of warm water, and you’ll be ready tomorrow to take on your wooden ship, or whatever you call it, the only thing you'll ever actually land a hit on.”

“Ay, say’st thou so, comrade?” answered Oliver, much relieved, yet deeming it necessary to seem in part offended. “I care not for thy dogged humour; it is well for thee thou canst not wake my patience to the point of falling foul. Enough—we are gossips, and this house is thine. Why should the two best blades in Perth clash with each other? What! I know thy rugged humour, and can forgive it. But is the feud really soldered up?”

“Ay, is that what you say, buddy?” Oliver replied, feeling much better but thinking it was necessary to act a bit offended. “I don’t care for your stubborn attitude; it’s good for you that you can’t push my patience to the breaking point. Enough—we’re friends, and this house is yours. Why should the two best guys in Perth go against each other? What! I know your tough personality, and I can overlook it. But is the conflict really resolved?”

“As completely as ever hammer fixed rivet,” said the smith. “The town hath given the Johnstone a purse of gold, for not ridding them of a troublesome fellow called Oliver Proudfute, when he had him at his mercy; and this purse of gold buys for the provost the Sleepless Isle, which the King grants him, for the King pays all in the long run. And thus Sir Patrick gets the comely inch which is opposite to his dwelling, and all honour is saved on both sides, for what is given to the provost is given, you understand, to the town. Besides all this, the Douglas hath left Perth to march against the Southron, who, men say, are called into the marches by the false Earl of March. So the Fair City is quit of him and his cumber.”

“As firmly as ever a hammer fixes a rivet,” said the blacksmith. “The town has given the Johnstone a purse of gold for not getting rid of a troublesome guy named Oliver Proudfute when he had the chance; and this purse of gold buys the provost the Sleepless Isle, which the King grants him, because the King pays for everything in the end. So, Sir Patrick gets the nice piece of land across from his home, and all honor is preserved on both sides, because what is given to the provost is, you know, given to the town. On top of all this, the Douglas has left Perth to march against the Southron, who, people say, are called into the borders by the false Earl of March. So the Fair City is rid of him and his troubles.”

“But, in St. John’s name, how came all that about,” said Oliver, “and no one spoken to about it?”

“But, in St. John’s name, how did all that happen,” said Oliver, “and no one said anything about it?”

“Why, look thee, friend Oliver, this I take to have been the case. The fellow whom I cropped of a hand is now said to have been a servant of Sir John Ramorny’s, who hath fled to his motherland of Fife, to which Sir John himself is also to be banished, with full consent of every honest man. Now, anything which brings in Sir John Ramorny touches a much greater man—I think Simon Glover told as much to Sir Patrick Charteris. If it be as I guess, I have reason to thank Heaven and all the saints I stabbed him not upon the ladder when I made him prisoner.”

“Why, look here, friend Oliver, I think this is what happened. The guy whose hand I cut off is now said to have been a servant of Sir John Ramorny, who has fled back to his home in Fife, where Sir John will also be sent into exile, with the agreement of all decent people. Now, anything that involves Sir John Ramorny involves a much bigger deal—I believe Simon Glover mentioned this to Sir Patrick Charteris. If it’s as I suspect, I have every reason to be grateful to Heaven and all the saints that I didn’t stab him on the ladder when I captured him.”

“And I too thank Heaven and all the saints, most devoutly,” said Oliver. “I was behind thee, thou knowest, and—”

“And I also thank Heaven and all the saints, very sincerely,” said Oliver. “I was behind you, you know, and—”

“No more of that, if thou be’st wise. There are laws against striking princes,” said the smith: “best not handle the horseshoe till it cools. All is hushed up now.”

“No more of that, if you’re smart. There are laws against hitting royals,” said the smith. “It’s best not to touch the horseshoe until it cools. Everything is quiet now.”

“If this be so,” said Oliver, partly disconcerted, but still more relieved, by the intelligence he received from his better informed friend, “I have reason to complain of Sir Patrick Charteris for jesting with the honour of an honest burgess, being, as he is, provost of our town.”

“If that’s the case,” said Oliver, feeling a bit unsettled but also relieved by the information from his more knowledgeable friend, “I have grounds to complain about Sir Patrick Charteris for joking with the honor of an honest citizen, since he is the mayor of our town.”

“Do, Oliver; challenge him to the field, and he will bid his yeoman loose his dogs on thee. But come, night wears apace, will you be shogging?”

“Go on, Oliver; challenge him to a duel, and he’ll tell his servant to unleash his dogs on you. But come on, night’s coming quickly, are you ready to move?”

“Nay, I had one word more to say to thee, good gossip. But first, another cup of your cold ale.”

“Nah, I have one more thing to say to you, good friend. But first, let's have another cup of your cold beer.”

“Pest on thee for a fool! Thou makest me wish thee where told liquors are a scarce commodity. There, swill the barrelful an thou wilt.”

“Curse you for a fool! You make me wish you were somewhere where drinks are hard to come by. There, drink all you want.”

Oliver took the second flagon, but drank, or rather seemed to drink, very slowly, in order to gain time for considering how he should introduce his second subject of conversation, which seemed rather delicate for the smith’s present state of irritability. At length, nothing better occurred to him than to plunge into the subject at once, with, “I have seen Simon Glover today, gossip.”

Oliver grabbed the second flagon but sipped, or at least pretended to sip, very slowly to buy some time as he thought about how to bring up his next topic of conversation, which felt a bit sensitive given the smith’s current mood. Eventually, he couldn’t come up with a better approach than to dive straight in and say, “I saw Simon Glover today, gossip.”

“Well,” said the smith, in a low, deep, and stern tone of voice, “and if thou hast, what is that to me?”

“Well,” said the smith, in a low, deep, and serious tone, “and if you have, what does that mean to me?”

“Nothing—nothing,” answered the appalled bonnet maker. “Only I thought you might like to know that he questioned me close if I had seen thee on St. Valentine’s Day, after the uproar at the Dominicans’, and in what company thou wert.”

“Nothing—nothing,” replied the shocked hat maker. “I just thought you might want to know that he asked me directly if I had seen you on Valentine’s Day, after the commotion at the Dominican’s, and who you were with.”

“And I warrant thou told’st him thou met’st me with a glee woman in the mirk loaning yonder?”

“And I bet you told him you saw me with a cheerful woman in the dark lane over there?”

“Thou know’st, Henry, I have no gift at lying; but I made it all up with him.”

"Look, Henry, I'm not good at lying; but I made it all up with him."

“As how, I pray you?” said the smith.

“As how, I ask you?” said the smith.

“Marry, thus: ‘Father Simon,’ said I, ‘you are an old man, and know not the quality of us, in whose veins youth is like quicksilver. You think, now, he cares about this girl,’ said I, ‘and, perhaps, that he has her somewhere here in Perth in a corner? No such matter; I know,’ said I, ‘and I will make oath to it, that she left his house early next morning for Dundee.’ Ha! have I helped thee at need?”

“Listen, Father Simon,” I said, “you’re an old man, and you don’t understand us, where youth flows through our veins like quicksilver. You think he cares about this girl, and maybe he has her tucked away somewhere here in Perth? That’s not the case; I know—and I’m willing to swear to it—that she left his place early the next morning for Dundee.” Ha! Did I help you when you needed it?

“Truly, I think thou hast, and if anything could add to my grief and vexation at this moment, it is that, when I am so deep in the mire, an ass like thee should place his clumsy hoof on my head, to sink me entirely. Come, away with thee, and mayst thou have such luck as thy meddling humour deserves; and then I think, thou wilt be found with a broken neck in the next gutter. Come, get you out, or I will put you to the door with head and shoulders forward.”

“Honestly, I think you do, and if anything could add to my sadness and frustration right now, it's that, when I'm so stuck in this mess, a fool like you would put their heavy foot on my head, completely dragging me down. Get away from me, and I hope you get the kind of luck that your annoying behavior deserves; then I think you'll end up with a broken neck in the next gutter. Now get out, or I'll throw you out headfirst.”

“Ha—ha!” exclaimed Oliver, laughing with some constraint, “thou art such a groom! But in sadness, gossip Henry, wilt thou not take a turn with me to my own house, in the Meal Vennel?”

“Ha—ha!” exclaimed Oliver, laughing somewhat shyly, “you are such a groom! But seriously, gossip Henry, won’t you take a walk with me to my place in Meal Vennel?”

“Curse thee, no,” answered the smith.

“Curse you, no,” answered the smith.

“I will bestow the wine on thee if thou wilt go,” said Oliver.

"I'll give you the wine if you go," said Oliver.

“I will bestow the cudgel on thee if thou stay’st,” said Henry.

“I’ll give you the club if you stick around,” said Henry.

“Nay, then, I will don thy buff coat and cap of steel, and walk with thy swashing step, and whistling thy pibroch of ‘Broken Bones at Loncarty’; and if they take me for thee, there dare not four of them come near me.”

“Nah, I’ll put on your padded coat and steel cap, walk with your confident stride, and whistle your tune of ‘Broken Bones at Loncarty’; and if they mistake me for you, there’s no way four of them will come close to me.”

“Take all or anything thou wilt, in the fiend’s name! only be gone.”

“Take whatever you want, in the devil’s name! Just leave!”

“Well—well, Hal, we shall meet when thou art in better humour,” said Oliver, who had put on the dress.

“Well, Hal, we’ll meet when you’re in a better mood,” said Oliver, who had put on the dress.

“Go; and may I never see thy coxcombly face again.”

“Go; and I hope I never have to see your foolish face again.”

Oliver at last relieved his host by swaggering off, imitating as well as he could the sturdy step and outward gesture of his redoubted companion, and whistling a pibroch composed on the rout of the Danes at Loncarty, which he had picked up from its being a favourite of the smith’s, whom he made a point of imitating as far as he could. But as the innocent, though conceited, fellow stepped out from the entrance of the wynd, where it communicated with the High Street, he received a blow from behind, against which his headpiece was no defence, and he fell dead upon the spot, an attempt to mutter the name of Henry, to whom he always looked for protection, quivering upon his dying tongue.

Oliver finally relieved his host by swaggering off, trying his best to mimic the strong stride and confident gestures of his impressive companion, while whistling a tune about the defeat of the Danes at Loncarty, which he had picked up because it was a favorite of the smith’s, whom he tried to imitate as much as he could. But as the naive, yet self-important, guy stepped out from the entrance of the passageway connecting to the High Street, he received a blow from behind, which his helmet couldn’t protect him from, and he fell dead on the spot, with an attempt to mutter the name of Henry, who he always turned to for protection, trembling on his dying lips.





CHAPTER XVII.

     Nay, I will fit you for a young prince.

     Falstaff.
     No, I will prepare you to be a young prince.

     Falstaff.

We return to the revellers, who had, half an hour before, witnessed, with such boisterous applause, Oliver’s feat of agility, being the last which the poor bonnet maker was ever to exhibit, and at the hasty retreat which had followed it, animated by their wild shout. After they had laughed their fill, they passed on their mirthful path in frolic and jubilee, stopping and frightening some of the people whom they met, but, it must be owned, without doing them any serious injury, either in their persons or feelings. At length, tired with his rambles, their chief gave a signal to his merry men to close around him.

We return to the partygoers, who, half an hour earlier, had cheered loudly for Oliver’s impressive display, which turned out to be the last performance of the poor hat maker. They had animatedly followed his quick exit, fueled by their enthusiastic cheers. After they had laughed enough, they continued their joyful journey, playing around and celebrating, stopping to surprise some people they encountered, but, to be fair, without causing any serious harm to anyone physically or emotionally. Finally, weary from their adventures, their leader signaled for his friends to gather around him.

“We, my brave hearts and wise counsellors, are,” he said, “the real king over all in Scotland that is worth commanding. We sway the hours when the wine cup circulates, and when beauty becomes kind, when frolic is awake, and gravity snoring upon his pallet. We leave to our vice regent, King Robert, the weary task of controlling ambitious nobles, gratifying greedy clergymen, subduing wild Highlanders, and composing deadly feuds. And since our empire is one of joy and pleasure, meet it is that we should haste with all our forces to the rescue of such as own our sway, when they chance, by evil fortune, to become the prisoners of care and hypochondriac malady. I speak in relation chiefly to Sir John, whom the vulgar call Ramorny. We have not seen him since the onslaught of Curfew Street, and though we know he was somedeal hurt in that matter, we cannot see why he should not do homage in leal and duteous sort. Here, you, our Calabash King at arms, did you legally summon Sir John to his part of this evening’s revels?”

“We, my brave souls and wise advisors, are,” he said, “the real rulers over all that is worth commanding in Scotland. We control the moments when the wine flows, when beauty smiles, when fun is alive, and seriousness is dozing off. We leave to our vice regent, King Robert, the exhausting job of managing ambitious nobles, satisfying greedy clergymen, taming wild Highlanders, and settling deadly feuds. And since our realm is one of joy and pleasure, it makes sense that we should rush with all our strength to help those who acknowledge our authority, when they, by bad luck, find themselves trapped by worry and anxiety. I refer mainly to Sir John, whom the common folk call Ramorny. We haven’t seen him since the incident on Curfew Street, and although we know he was somewhat injured in that affair, we don’t understand why he shouldn’t show up respectfully and dutifully. So, you, our Calabash King at arms, did you properly summon Sir John to join in this evening’s festivities?”

“I did, my lord.”

"I did, my lord."

“And did you acquaint him that we have for this night suspended his sentence of banishment, that, since higher powers have settled that part, we might at least take a mirthful leave of an old friend?”

“And did you let him know that for tonight we've suspended his banishment, so that since the higher powers have settled that part, we can at least have a cheerful farewell with an old friend?”

“I so delivered it, my lord,” answered the mimic herald.

“I delivered it, my lord,” replied the mimic herald.

“And sent he not a word in writing, he that piques himself upon being so great a clerk?”

“And didn’t he send a single word in writing, the one who prides himself on being such a great scholar?”

“He was in bed, my lord, and I might not see him. So far as I hear, he hath lived very retired, harmed with some bodily bruises, malcontent with your Highness’s displeasure, and doubting insult in the streets, he having had a narrow escape from the burgesses, when the churls pursued him and his two servants into the Dominican convent. The servants, too, have been removed to Fife, lest they should tell tales.”

“He was in bed, my lord, and I couldn’t see him. From what I hear, he has been living very quietly, suffering from some physical injuries, unhappy with your Highness’s anger, and fearing insults on the streets, having narrowly escaped from the townspeople when they chased him and his two servants into the Dominican convent. The servants have also been sent to Fife to prevent them from sharing stories.”

“Why, it was wisely done,” said the Prince, who, we need not inform the intelligent reader, had a better title to be so called than arose from the humours of the evening—“it was prudently done to keep light tongued companions out of the way. But St. John’s absenting himself from our solemn revels, so long before decreed, is flat mutiny and disclamation of allegiance. Or, if the knight be really the prisoner of illness and melancholy, we must ourself grace him with a visit, seeing there can be no better cure for those maladies than our own presence, and a gentle kiss of the calabash. Forward, ushers, minstrels, guard, and attendants! Bear on high the great emblem of our dignity. Up with the calabash, I say, and let the merry men who carry these firkins, which are to supply the wine cup with their life blood, be chosen with regard to their state of steadiness. Their burden is weighty and precious, and if the fault is not in our eyes, they seem to us to reel and stagger more than were desirable. Now, move on, sirs, and let our minstrels blow their blythest and boldest.”

“Why, that was a smart move,” said the Prince, who, as the savvy reader knows, had every right to be called that, more so than the playful atmosphere of the evening suggested—“it was sensible to keep loose-tongued companions away. But St. John skipping our grand celebration, which had been planned for so long, is outright rebellion and a rejection of loyalty. If the knight is truly suffering from illness and sadness, we must pay him a visit ourselves, as there’s nothing better for those troubles than our company and a friendly sip from the calabash. Let’s go, ushers, musicians, guards, and attendants! Hold high the great symbol of our authority. Up with the calabash, I say, and ensure that the merry men carrying these barrels, which will fill the wine cup with their lifeblood, are steady on their feet. Their load is heavy and valuable, and if we’re not mistaken, they seem to be swaying and staggering more than we’d like. Now, move on, gentlemen, and let our musicians play their happiest and boldest tunes.”

On they went with tipsy mirth and jollity, the numerous torches flashing their red light against the small windows of the narrow streets, from whence nightcapped householders, and sometimes their wives to boot, peeped out by stealth to see what wild wassail disturbed the peaceful streets at that unwonted hour. At length the jolly train halted before the door of Sir John Ramorny’s house, which a small court divided from the street.

On they went, filled with cheerful laughter and happiness, the many torches casting their red light against the small windows of the narrow streets, where nightcapped homeowners, and occasionally their wives as well, peeked out stealthily to see what wild celebration was disrupting the quiet streets at that unusual hour. Finally, the lively group stopped in front of Sir John Ramorny’s house, which was set back from the street by a small courtyard.

Here they knocked, thundered, and halloo’d, with many denunciations of vengeance against the recusants who refused to open the gates. The least punishment threatened was imprisonment in an empty hogshead, within the massamore [principal dungeon] of the Prince of Pastimes’ feudal palace, videlicet, the ale cellar. But Eviot, Ramorny’s page, heard and knew well the character of the intruders who knocked so boldly, and thought it better, considering his master’s condition, to make no answer at all, in hopes that the revel would pass on, than to attempt to deprecate their proceedings, which he knew would be to no purpose. His master’s bedroom looking into a little garden, his page hoped he might not be disturbed by the noise; and he was confident in the strength of the outward gate, upon which he resolved they should beat till they tired themselves, or till the tone of their drunken humour should change. The revellers accordingly seemed likely to exhaust themselves in the noise they made by shouting and beating the door, when their mock prince (alas! too really such) upbraided them as lazy and dull followers of the god of wine and of mirth.

They knocked, pounded, and shouted, threatening all kinds of revenge against those who refused to open the gates. The least punishment they mentioned was imprisonment in an empty barrel, inside the main dungeon of the Prince of Pastimes’ feudal palace, specifically the ale cellar. But Eviot, Ramorny’s page, recognized the intruders who knocked so brazenly and decided it was better, given his master’s situation, to remain silent in the hope that the party would move on instead of trying to plead with them, which he knew would be pointless. His master’s bedroom overlooked a small garden, and Eviot hoped he wouldn’t be disturbed by the noise; he was confident in the strength of the outer gate, determined that they would either get tired from banging on it or their drunken mood would change. The partygoers indeed seemed likely to wear themselves out with the shouting and banging on the door when their mock prince (sadly, all too real) scolded them for being lazy and dull devotees of the god of wine and merriment.

“Bring forward,” he said, “our key, yonder it lies, and apply it to this rebellious gate.”

“Bring it here,” he said, “our key, there it is, and use it on this stubborn gate.”

The key he pointed at was a large beam of wood, left on one side of the street, with the usual neglect of order characteristic of a Scottish borough of the period.

The key he pointed to was a large wooden beam, left off to the side of the street, reflecting the typical disorder common in a Scottish town of that time.

The shouting men of Ind instantly raised it in their arms, and, supporting it by their united strength, ran against the door with such force, that hasp, hinge, and staple jingled, and gave fair promise of yielding. Eviot did not choose to wait the extremity of this battery: he came forth into the court, and after some momentary questions for form’s sake, caused the porter to undo the gate, as if he had for the first time recognised the midnight visitors.

The shouting men of Ind quickly lifted it up and, using their combined strength, charged the door with such force that the hasp, hinge, and staple rattled, suggesting they might give way. Eviot didn’t want to wait until this assault reached its peak: he stepped into the courtyard, and after a few brief questions to keep up appearances, he had the porter open the gate, pretending he was just now recognizing the late-night guests.

“False slave of an unfaithful master,” said the Prince, “where is our disloyal subject, Sir John Ramorny, who has proved recreant to our summons?”

“Fake slave of a treacherous master,” said the Prince, “where is our disloyal subject, Sir John Ramorny, who has shown nothing but disregard for our summons?”

“My lord,” said Eviot, bowing at once to the real and to the assumed dignity of the leader, “my master is just now very much indisposed: he has taken an opiate—and—your Highness must excuse me if I do my duty to him in saying, he cannot be spoken with without danger of his life.”

“My lord,” Eviot said, immediately bowing both to the genuine and the assumed authority of the leader, “my master is currently very unwell: he has taken a sedative—and—your Highness must forgive me for doing my duty to him by saying that he cannot be spoken to without risking his life.”

“Tush! tell me not of danger, Master Teviot—Cheviot—Eviot—what is it they call thee? But show me thy master’s chamber, or rather undo me the door of his lodging, and I will make a good guess at it myself. Bear high the calabash, my brave followers, and see that you spill not a drop of the liquor, which Dan Bacchus has sent for the cure of all diseases of the body and cares of the mind. Advance it, I say, and let us see the holy rind which incloses such precious liquor.”

“Tush! Don’t tell me about danger, Master Teviot—Cheviot—Eviot—what do they call you? Just show me your master’s room, or better yet, unlock his door, and I’ll figure it out myself. Raise the calabash high, my brave friends, and make sure you don’t spill a drop of the drink that Dan Bacchus sent for curing all body ailments and mind troubles. Bring it forward, I say, and let us see the sacred shell that holds such precious liquid.”

The Prince made his way into the house accordingly, and, acquainted with its interior, ran upstairs, followed by Eviot, in vain imploring silence, and, with the rest of the rabble rout, burst into the room of the wounded master of the lodging.

The Prince entered the house and, knowing his way around, quickly ran upstairs, followed by Eviot, who was desperately trying to keep things quiet. Together with the rest of the noisy crowd, they barged into the room of the injured host.

He who has experienced the sensation of being compelled to sleep in spite of racking bodily pains by the administration of a strong opiate, and of having been again startled by noise and violence out of the unnatural state of insensibility in which he had been plunged by the potency of the medicine, may be able to imagine the confused and alarmed state of Sir John Ramorny’s mind, and the agony of his body, which acted and reacted upon each other. If we add to these feelings the consciousness of a criminal command, sent forth and in the act of being executed, it may give us some idea of an awakening to which, in the mind of the party, eternal sleep would be a far preferable doom. The groan which he uttered as the first symptom of returning sensation had something in it so terrific, that even the revellers were awed into momentary silence; and as, from the half recumbent posture in which he had gone to sleep, he looked around the room, filled with fantastic shapes, rendered still more so by his disturbed intellects, he muttered to himself:

Anyone who has felt the overwhelming need to sleep despite intense physical pain from a strong painkiller, and who has then been abruptly jolted back to consciousness by loud noises and chaos, might understand the confused and terrified state of Sir John Ramorny’s mind, along with the agony in his body, which fed off each other. Adding to these feelings is the awareness of a criminal order that he's currently executing, which might make his awakening seem like a nightmare where eternal sleep would feel like a better fate. The groan he let out as he first began to feel again was so horrifying that even the partygoers fell silent for a moment. As he shifted from the half-reclining position he had been in while asleep and scanned the room full of distorted shapes, made even more surreal by his unsettled mind, he muttered to himself:

“It is thus, then, after all, and the legend is true! These are fiends, and I am condemned for ever! The fire is not external, but I feel it—I feel it at my heart—burning as if the seven times heated furnace were doing its work within!”

“It’s true after all! These are demons, and I’m doomed forever! The fire isn’t outside; I can feel it—I feel it in my heart—burning as if I’m trapped in a furnace heated seven times!”

While he cast ghastly looks around him, and struggled to recover some share of recollection, Eviot approached the Prince, and, falling on his knees, implored him to allow the apartment to be cleared.

While he shot terrifying glances around him and tried to regain some sense of memory, Eviot approached the Prince, fell to his knees, and begged him to let the room be cleared.

“It may,” he said, “cost my master his life.”

“It might,” he said, “cost my boss his life.”

“Never fear, Cheviot,” replied the Duke of Rothsay; “were he at the gates of death, here is what should make the fiends relinquish their prey. Advance the calabash, my masters.”

“Don’t worry, Cheviot,” replied the Duke of Rothsay; “even if he's at death's door, here’s what should make the demons give up their grip. Bring forth the calabash, my friends.”

“It is death for him to taste it in his present state,” said Eviot: “if he drinks wine he dies.”

“It would be fatal for him to taste it in his current condition,” Eviot said. “If he drinks wine, he will die.”

“Some one must drink it for him—he shall be cured vicariously; and may our great Dan Bacchus deign to Sir John Ramorny the comfort, the elevation of heart, the lubrication of lungs, and lightness of fancy, which are his choicest gifts, while the faithful follower, who quaffs in his stead, shall have the qualms, the sickness, the racking of the nerves, the dimness of the eyes, and the throbbing of the brain, with which our great master qualifies gifts which would else make us too like the gods. What say you, Eviot? will you be the faithful follower that will quaff in your lord’s behalf, and as his representative? Do this, and we will hold ourselves contented to depart, for, methinks, our subject doth look something ghastly.”

“Someone must drink it for him—he will be cured vicariously; and may our great god Bacchus grant Sir John Ramorny the comfort, the uplifted spirit, the ease of breath, and the lightness of mind which are his finest gifts, while the loyal follower who drinks in his place will face the nausea, the sickness, the nerve-wracking pain, the blurry vision, and the throbbing headache that our great master pairs with gifts that would otherwise make us too godlike. What do you say, Eviot? Will you be the loyal follower who drinks on behalf of your lord as his proxy? Do this, and we will be satisfied to leave, for I think our friend looks rather pale.”

“I would do anything in my slight power,” said Eviot, “to save my master from a draught which may be his death, and your Grace from the sense that you had occasioned it. But here is one who will perform the feat of goodwill, and thank your Highness to boot.”

“I would do anything in my limited power,” said Eviot, “to save my master from a drink that could be his undoing, and to spare your Grace the regret of having caused it. But here is someone who will gladly take on the task and appreciate your Highness as well.”

“Whom have we here?” said the Prince, “a butcher, and I think fresh from his office. Do butchers ply their craft on Fastern’s Eve? Foh, how he smells of blood!”

“Who do we have here?” said the Prince, “a butcher, and I think just from his job. Do butchers work on Fastern’s Eve? Yuck, he smells like blood!”

This was spoken of Bonthron, who, partly surprised at the tumult in the house, where he had expected to find all dark and silent, and partly stupid through the wine which the wretch had drunk in great quantities, stood in the threshold of the door, staring at the scene before him, with his buff coat splashed with blood, and a bloody axe in his hand, exhibiting a ghastly and disgusting spectacle to the revellers, who felt, though they could not tell why, fear as well as dislike at his presence.

This was about Bonthron, who, partly shocked by the chaos in the house, where he had expected everything to be dark and quiet, and partly dazed from the large amounts of wine he had drunk, stood in the doorway, staring at the scene in front of him. His buff coat was splattered with blood, and he held a bloody axe in his hand, presenting a horrifying and repulsive sight to the partygoers, who felt, though they couldn't quite understand why, both fear and disdain at his presence.

As they approached the calabash to this ungainly and truculent looking savage, and as he extended a hand soiled as it seemed with blood, to grasp it, the Prince called out:

As they got closer to the clumsy and hostile-looking savage, and as he reached out a blood-stained hand to take it, the Prince shouted:

“Downstairs with him! let not the wretch drink in our presence; find him some other vessel than our holy calabash, the emblem of our revels: a swine’s trough were best, if it could be come by. Away with him! let him be drenched to purpose, in atonement for his master’s sobriety. Leave me alone with Sir John Ramorny and his page; by my honour, I like not yon ruffian’s looks.”

“Get him downstairs! Don’t let that miserable creature drink in front of us; find him another container besides our holy calabash, which symbolizes our good times: a pig’s trough would be best, if we can find one. Get him out of here! Let him get soaked properly, as payback for his master’s sobriety. Leave me alone with Sir John Ramorny and his page; honestly, I don’t like that ruffian’s appearance.”

The attendants of the Prince left the apartment, and Eviot alone remained.

The Prince's attendants left the room, leaving Eviot alone.

“I fear,” said the Prince, approaching the bed in different form from that which he had hitherto used—“I fear, my dear Sir John, that this visit has been unwelcome; but it is your own fault. Although you know our old wont, and were your self participant of our schemes for the evening, you have not come near us since St. Valentine’s; it is now Fastern’s Even, and the desertion is flat disobedience and treason to our kingdom of mirth and the statutes of the calabash.”

“I’m worried,” said the Prince, approaching the bed in a different manner than he had before—“I’m worried, my dear Sir John, that this visit hasn't been welcome; but it’s your own doing. Even though you know how we usually are, and you were part of our plans for the evening, you haven’t come near us since St. Valentine’s; it’s now Fastern’s Even, and your absence is outright disobedience and betrayal to our kingdom of fun and the rules of the calabash.”

Ramorny raised his head, and fixed a wavering eye upon the Prince; then signed to Eviot to give him something to drink. A large cup of ptisan was presented by the page, which the sick man swallowed with eager and trembling haste. He then repeatedly used the stimulating essence left for the purpose by the leech, and seemed to collect his scattered senses.

Ramorny raised his head and focused a shaky gaze on the Prince; then he signaled to Eviot to bring him something to drink. The page presented a large cup of herbal tea, which the ill man gulped down eagerly and with trembling hands. He then took the stimulating essence that the doctor had left for him and seemed to pull his thoughts together.

“Let me feel your pulse, dear Ramorny,” said the Prince; “I know something of that craft. How! Do your offer me the left hand, Sir John? that is neither according to the rules of medicine nor of courtesy.”

“Let me feel your pulse, dear Ramorny,” said the Prince; “I know a bit about that. What’s this? Are you offering me your left hand, Sir John? That’s not how it’s done in medicine or manners.”

“The right has already done its last act in your Highness’s service,” muttered the patient in a low and broken tone.

“The right has already done its final act in Your Highness’s service,” murmured the patient in a soft and shaky voice.

“How mean you by that?” said the Prince. “I am aware thy follower, Black Quentin, lost a hand; but he can steal with the other as much as will bring him to the gallows, so his fate cannot be much altered.”

“How do you mean by that?” said the Prince. “I know your follower, Black Quentin, lost a hand; but he can steal with the other as much as will get him hanged, so his fate can't be much different.”

“It is not that fellow who has had the loss in your Grace’s service: it is I, John of Ramorny.”

“It’s not that guy who faced the loss in your Grace’s service: it’s me, John of Ramorny.”

“You!” said the Prince; “you jest with me, or the opiate still masters your reason.”

“You!” said the Prince; “are you joking with me, or is the drug still controlling your mind?”

“If the juice of all the poppies in Egypt were blended in one draught,” said Ramorny, “it would lose influence over me when I look upon this.” He drew his right arm from beneath the cover of the bedclothes, and extending it towards the Prince, wrapped as it was in dressings, “Were these undone and removed,” he said, “your Highness would see that a bloody stump is all that remains of a hand ever ready to unsheath the sword at your Grace’s slightest bidding.”

“If all the poppy juice in Egypt were mixed into one drink,” said Ramorny, “it would lose its effect on me when I see this.” He pulled his right arm out from under the blankets and stretched it out towards the Prince, wrapped in bandages. “If these were taken off,” he said, “your Highness would see that a bloody stump is all that's left of a hand that was always ready to draw the sword at your Grace’s slightest command.”

Rothsay started back in horror. “This,” he said, “must be avenged!”

Rothsay stepped back in shock. “This,” he said, “needs to be avenged!”

“It is avenged in small part,” said Ramorny—“that is, I thought I saw Bonthron but now; or was it that the dream of hell that first arose in my mind when I awakened summoned up an image so congenial? Eviot, call the miscreant—that is, if he is fit to appear.”

“It’s partially avenged,” Ramorny said. “I thought I saw Bonthron just now; or was it that the nightmare I had when I woke up conjured up an image that was so familiar? Eviot, call the scoundrel—if he’s fit to show up.”

Eviot retired, and presently returned with Bonthron, whom he had rescued from the penance, to him no unpleasing infliction, of a second calabash of wine, the brute having gorged the first without much apparent alteration in his demeanour.

Eviot stepped away and soon came back with Bonthron, whom he had saved from the punishment, which was not too unpleasant for him, of a second jug of wine, as the guy had consumed the first one without much change in his behavior.

“Eviot,” said the Prince, “let not that beast come nigh me. My soul recoils from him in fear and disgust: there is something in his looks alien from my nature, and which I shudder at as at a loathsome snake, from which my instinct revolts.”

“Eviot,” said the Prince, “don’t let that beast come near me. I find him repulsive and terrifying: there’s something about his appearance that feels completely foreign to me, and I shrink away from him like I would from a gross snake, which my instincts reject.”

“First hear him speak, my lord,” answered Ramorny; “unless a wineskin were to talk, nothing could use fewer words. Hast thou dealt with him, Bonthron?”

“First listen to him speak, my lord,” replied Ramorny; “unless a wineskin could talk, nothing would say fewer words. Have you dealt with him, Bonthron?”

The savage raised the axe which he still held in his hand, and brought it down again edgeways.

The savage lifted the axe he was still holding and swung it down again with the edge facing downward.

“Good. How knew you your man? the night, I am told, is dark.”

“Good. How did you know your man? I’ve heard the night is dark.”

“By sight and sound, garb, gait, and whistle.”

“By what you can see and hear, clothing, walk, and call.”

“Enough, vanish! and, Eviot, let him have gold and wine to his brutish contentment. Vanish! and go thou with him.”

“That's enough, get lost! And, Eviot, give him gold and wine for his animal pleasure. Get out of here! And you go with him.”

“And whose death is achieved?” said the Prince, released from the feelings of disgust and horror under which he suffered while the assassin was in presence. “I trust this is but a jest! Else must I call it a rash and savage deed. Who has had the hard lot to be butchered by that bloody and brutal slave?”

“And whose death has happened?” said the Prince, finally free from the disgust and horror he felt while the assassin was present. “I hope this is just a joke! Otherwise, I have to call it a reckless and brutal act. Who was unfortunate enough to be slaughtered by that bloody and savage slave?”

“One little better than himself,” said the patient, “a wretched artisan, to whom, however, fate gave the power of reducing Ramorny to a mutilated cripple—a curse go with his base spirit! His miserable life is but to my revenge what a drop of water would be to a furnace. I must speak briefly, for my ideas again wander: it is only the necessity of the moment which keeps them together; as a thong combines a handful of arrows. You are in danger, my lord—I speak it with certainty: you have braved Douglas, and offended your uncle, displeased your father, though that were a trifle, were it not for the rest.”

“One little better than himself,” said the patient, “a miserable craftsman, who, unfortunately, fate gave the ability to turn Ramorny into a mutilated cripple—a curse on his lowly spirit! His wretched life is to my revenge what a drop of water is to a furnace. I must be brief, because my thoughts are drifting again: it’s only the urgency of the moment that keeps them together, like a thong holding a handful of arrows. You are in danger, my lord—I say this with certainty: you have defied Douglas, offended your uncle, and displeased your father, although that would be minor if it weren't for everything else.”

“I am sorry I have displeased my father,” said the Prince, entirely diverted from so insignificant a thing as the slaughter of an artisan by the more important subject touched upon, “if indeed it be so. But if I live, the strength of the Douglas shall be broken, and the craft of Albany shall little avail him!”

“I’m sorry I’ve disappointed my father,” said the Prince, completely distracted from something as trivial as the killing of a craftsman by the more significant topic at hand, “if that’s really the case. But if I'm alive, the power of the Douglas will be shattered, and Albany’s scheming won’t help him one bit!”

“Ay—if—if. My lord,” said Ramorny, “with such opposites as you have, you must not rest upon if or but; you must resolve at once to slay or be slain.”

“Ay—if—if. My lord,” said Ramorny, “with such opposites as you have, you can’t rely on if or but; you must decide right now to kill or be killed.”

“How mean you, Ramorny? Your fever makes you rave” answered the Duke of Rothsay.

“How could you say that, Ramorny? Your fever is making you talk nonsense,” replied the Duke of Rothsay.

“No, my lord,” said Ramorny, “were my frenzy at the highest, the thoughts that pass through my mind at this moment would qualify it. It may be that regret for my own loss has made me desperate, that anxious thoughts for your Highness’s safety have made me nourish bold designs; but I have all the judgment with which Heaven has gifted me, when I tell you that, if ever you would brook the Scottish crown, nay, more, if ever you would see another St. Valentine’s Day, you must—”

“No, my lord,” Ramorny said, “even at my most extreme, the thoughts in my mind right now would justify it. It’s possible that my regret over my own loss has pushed me to desperation, and my worry for your Highness’s safety has led me to consider daring plans; but I have all the reasoning that Heaven has given me when I say that if you ever want to accept the Scottish crown, or even see another St. Valentine’s Day, you must—”

“What is it that I must do, Ramorny?” said the Prince, with an air of dignity; “nothing unworthy of myself, I hope?”

“What must I do, Ramorny?” the Prince asked, with an air of dignity. “I hope it’s nothing beneath my worth?”

“Nothing, certainly, unworthy or misbecoming a prince of Scotland, if the bloodstained annals of our country tell the tale truly; but that which may well shock the nerves of a prince of mimes and merry makers.”

“Nothing, for sure, that’s unworthy or inappropriate for a prince of Scotland, if the bloody history of our country tells the story accurately; but that which could easily upset the nerves of a prince of entertainers and jesters.”

“Thou art severe, Sir John Ramorny,” said the Duke of Rothsay, with an air of displeasure; “but thou hast dearly bought a right to censure us by what thou hast lost in our cause.”

“You're being harsh, Sir John Ramorny,” said the Duke of Rothsay, looking displeased; “but you've earned the right to criticize us by what you've sacrificed for our cause.”

“My Lord of Rothsay,” said the knight, “the chirurgeon who dressed this mutilated stump told me that the more I felt the pain his knife and brand inflicted, the better was my chance of recovery. I shall not, therefore, hesitate to hurt your feelings, while by doing so I may be able to bring you to a sense of what is necessary for your safety. Your Grace has been the pupil of mirthful folly too long; you must now assume manly policy, or be crushed like a butterfly on the bosom of the flower you are sporting on.”

“My Lord of Rothsay,” said the knight, “the surgeon who treated this damaged stump told me that the more I feel the pain from his knife and cautery, the better my chances of recovery will be. I won't, therefore, hesitate to hurt your feelings if it helps you understand what you need to do for your safety. Your Grace has played the fool for too long; you must now act wisely, or you’ll be crushed like a butterfly resting on a flower.”

“I think I know your cast of morals, Sir John: you are weary of merry folly—the churchmen call it vice—and long for a little serious crime. A murder, now, or a massacre, would enhance the flavour of debauch, as the taste of the olive gives zest to wine. But my worst acts are but merry malice: I have no relish for the bloody trade, and abhor to see or hear of its being acted even on the meanest caitiff. Should I ever fill the throne, I suppose, like my father before me, I must drop my own name, and be dubbed Robert, in honour of the Bruce; well, an if it be so, every Scots lad shall have his flag on in one hand and the other around his lass’s neck, and manhood shall be tried by kisses and bumpers, not by dirks and dourlachs; and they shall write on my grave, ‘Here lies Robert, fourth of his name. He won not battles like Robert the First. He rose not from a count to a king like Robert the Second. He founded not churches like Robert the Third, but was contented to live and die king of good fellows!’ Of all my two centuries of ancestors, I would only emulate the fame of—

"I think I understand your morals, Sir John: you're tired of cheerful nonsense—the church folks call it vice—and you crave a bit of serious wrongdoing. A murder or a massacre would spice up the indulgence, like olive oil adds flavor to wine. But my worst deeds are just playful mischief: I have no taste for the bloody business, and I hate to see or hear about it happening, even to the lowest wretch. If I ever take the throne, I guess, like my father before me, I'll have to drop my own name and be called Robert in honor of Bruce; well, if that’s the case, every Scottish lad will have his flag in one hand and the other around his girl’s neck, and manhood will be measured by kisses and drinks, not by daggers and grim faces; and they’ll inscribe on my grave, ‘Here lies Robert, the fourth of his name. He didn’t win battles like Robert the First. He didn’t rise from a count to a king like Robert the Second. He didn’t found churches like Robert the Third, but was happy to live and die as the king of good friends!’ Of all my two centuries of ancestors, the only fame I’d want to emulate is—"

“Old King Coul, Who had a brown bowl.”

“Old King Coul, who had a brown bowl.”

“My gracious lord,” said Ramorny, “let me remind you that your joyous revels involve serious evils. If I had lost this hand in fighting to attain for your Grace some important advantage over your too powerful enemies, the loss would never have grieved me. But to be reduced from helmet and steel coat to biggin and gown in a night brawl—”

“My gracious lord,” said Ramorny, “let me remind you that your joyful celebrations come with serious consequences. If I had lost this hand in battle to gain your Grace some significant advantage over your overly powerful enemies, I wouldn’t have been upset. But to go from helmet and armor to cap and gown in a drunken brawl—”

“Why, there again now, Sir John,” interrupted the reckless Prince. “How canst thou be so unworthy as to be for ever flinging thy bloody hand in my face, as the ghost of Gaskhall threw his head at Sir William Wallace? Bethink thee, thou art more unreasonable than Fawdyon himself; for wight Wallace had swept his head off in somewhat a hasty humour, whereas I would gladly stick thy hand on again, were that possible. And, hark thee, since that cannot be, I will get thee such a substitute as the steel hand of the old knight of Carslogie, with which he greeted his friends, caressed his wife, braved his antagonists, and did all that might be done by a hand of flesh and blood, in offence or defence. Depend on it, John Ramorny, we have much that is superfluous about us. Man can see with one eye, hear with one ear, touch with one hand, smell with one nostril; and why we should have two of each, unless to supply an accidental loss or injury, I for one am at a loss to conceive.”

“Why, there you go again, Sir John,” interrupted the reckless Prince. “How can you be so unworthy as to keep shoving your bloody hand in my face, like the ghost of Gaskhall threw his head at Sir William Wallace? Just think, you’re more unreasonable than Fawdyon himself; because Wallace did chop off his head in a bit of a hasty mood, while I would gladly reattach your hand if that were possible. And listen, since that can’t happen, I’ll get you a substitute like the steel hand of the old knight of Carslogie, with which he greeted his friends, hugged his wife, faced his enemies, and did everything a real hand of flesh and blood could do, in offense or defense. Trust me, John Ramorny, we have a lot of unnecessary things about us. A man can see with one eye, hear with one ear, touch with one hand, smell with one nostril; and why we need two of each, unless to compensate for an accidental loss or injury, is beyond me.”

Sir John Ramorny turned from the Prince with a low groan.

Sir John Ramorny turned away from the Prince with a quiet groan.

“Nay, Sir John;” said the Duke, “I am quite serious. You know the truth touching the legend of Steel Hand of Carslogie better than I, since he was your own neighbour. In his time that curious engine could only be made in Rome; but I will wager an hundred marks with you that, let the Perth armourer have the use of it for a pattern, Henry of the Wynd will execute as complete an imitation as all the smiths in Rome could accomplish, with all the cardinals to bid a blessing on the work.”

“Nay, Sir John,” said the Duke, “I’m being serious. You know the truth about the legend of the Steel Hand of Carslogie better than I do, since he was your neighbor. Back in his day, that fascinating device could only be made in Rome; but I’ll bet you a hundred marks that if the Perth armor maker gets a chance to use it as a model, Henry of the Wynd will create a copy just as good as all the smiths in Rome could manage, with all the cardinals giving their blessing on the work.”

“I could venture to accept your wager, my lord,” answered Ramorny, bitterly, “but there is no time for foolery. You have dismissed me from your service, at command of your uncle?”

“I might consider taking your bet, my lord,” replied Ramorny, bitterly, “but there's no time for games. You've let me go from your service at your uncle's command?”

“At command of my father,” answered the Prince.

“At my father's command,” answered the Prince.

“Upon whom your uncle’s commands are imperative,” replied Ramorny. “I am a disgraced man, thrown aside, as I may now fling away my right hand glove, as a thing useless. Yet my head might help you, though my hand be gone. Is your Grace disposed to listen to me for one word of serious import, for I am much exhausted, and feel my force sinking under me?”

“On whom your uncle's orders are crucial,” replied Ramorny. “I am a disgraced man, cast aside, like I can now toss away my right-hand glove, as if it's useless. Yet my thoughts could still assist you, even though my hand is lost. Are you willing to hear me out for one important word, as I am quite exhausted and feel my strength fading?”

“Speak your pleasure,” said the Prince; “thy loss binds me to hear thee, thy bloody stump is a sceptre to control me. Speak, then, but be merciful in thy strength of privilege.”

“Speak what you want,” said the Prince; “your loss makes me listen to you, your bloody stump is a symbol of power over me. So go ahead, but please be kind in your use of that power.”

“I will be brief for mine own sake as well as thine; indeed, I have but little to say. Douglas places himself immediately at the head of his vassals. He will assemble, in the name of King Robert, thirty thousand Borderers, whom he will shortly after lead into the interior, to demand that the Duke of Rothsay receive, or rather restore, his daughter to the rank and privileges of his Duchess. King Robert will yield to any conditions which may secure peace. What will the Duke do?”

“I'll keep this short for both our sakes; I really don’t have much to say. Douglas is taking charge of his followers right away. He’ll gather thirty thousand Borderers in the name of King Robert, and soon after, he’ll lead them inland to demand that the Duke of Rothsay accept—or rather, restore—his daughter to her rightful status and privileges as his Duchess. King Robert will agree to any terms that can ensure peace. What will the Duke do?”

“The Duke of Rothsay loves peace,” said the Prince, haughtily; “but he never feared war. Ere he takes back yonder proud peat to his table and his bed, at the command of her father, Douglas must be King of Scotland.”

“The Duke of Rothsay loves peace,” the Prince said arrogantly; “but he never fears war. Before he takes that arrogant peat back to his table and his bed, at her father's command, Douglas must be King of Scotland.”

“Be it so; but even this is the less pressing peril, especially as it threatens open violence, for the Douglas works not in secret.”

“Agreed; but this is the less urgent danger, especially since it involves open violence, because the Douglas doesn't operate in secret.”

“What is there which presses, and keeps us awake at this late hour? I am a weary man, thou a wounded one, and the very tapers are blinking, as if tired of our conference.”

“What is it that weighs on us and keeps us awake at this late hour? I am a tired man, you a wounded one, and even the candles are flickering, as if they’re exhausted by our discussion.”

“Tell me, then, who is it that rules this kingdom of Scotland?” said Ramorny.

“Tell me, then, who rules this kingdom of Scotland?” said Ramorny.

“Robert, third of the name,” said the Prince, raising his bonnet as he spoke; “and long may he sway the sceptre!”

“Robert, the third of his name,” said the Prince, lifting his hat as he spoke; “may he rule for a long time!”

“True, and amen,” answered Ramorny; “but who sways King Robert, and dictates almost every measure which the good King pursues?”

“True, and amen,” replied Ramorny; “but who influences King Robert and controls almost every decision that the good King makes?”

“My Lord of Albany, you would say,” replied the Prince. “Yes, it is true my father is guided almost entirely by the counsels of his brother; nor can we blame him in our consciences, Sir John Ramorny, for little help hath he had from his son.”

“My Lord of Albany, you would say,” replied the Prince. “Yes, it's true that my father is mostly influenced by the advice of his brother; nor can we fault him in our conscience, Sir John Ramorny, for he has received little support from his son.”

“Let us help him now, my lord,” said Ramorny. “I am possessor of a dreadful secret: Albany hath been trafficking with me, to join him in taking your Grace’s life! He offers full pardon for the past, high favour for the future.”

“Let’s help him now, my lord,” said Ramorny. “I have a terrible secret: Albany has been dealing with me to join him in taking your life! He promises complete forgiveness for the past and great favor in the future.”

“How, man—my life? I trust, though, thou dost only mean my kingdom? It were impious! He is my father’s brother—they sat on the knees of the same father—lay in the bosom of the same mother. Out on thee, man, what follies they make thy sickbed believe!”

“How, dude—my life? I hope you only mean my kingdom? That would be wrong! He is my father’s brother—they were raised by the same father—grew up with the same mother. Get out of here, man, what nonsense does your sickbed make you think!”

“Believe, indeed!” said Ramorny. “It is new to me to be termed credulous. But the man through whom Albany communicated his temptations is one whom all will believe so soon as he hints at mischief—even the medicaments which are prepared by his hands have a relish of poison.”

“Believe it, really!” said Ramorny. “It's a surprise to be called gullible. But the guy through whom Albany shared his schemes is someone everyone will trust as soon as he suggests trouble—even the medicines he makes have a taste of poison.”

“Tush! such a slave would slander a saint,” replied the Prince. “Thou art duped for once, Ramorny, shrewd as thou art. My uncle of Albany is ambitious, and would secure for himself and for his house a larger portion of power and wealth than he ought in reason to desire. But to suppose he would dethrone or slay his brother’s son—Fie, Ramorny! put me not to quote the old saw, that evil doers are evil dreaders. It is your suspicion, not your knowledge, which speaks.”

“Come on! A person like that would lie about anyone,” replied the Prince. “You’ve been fooled this time, Ramorny, clever as you are. My uncle of Albany is ambitious and wants to take more power and wealth for himself and his family than he should reasonably want. But to think he would overthrow or kill his brother’s son—shame on you, Ramorny! Don’t make me say the old saying that those who do evil are also fearful. It’s your suspicion, not your knowledge, that’s talking.”

“Your Grace is fatally deluded. I will put it to an issue. The Duke of Albany is generally hated for his greed and covetousness. Your Highness is, it may be, more beloved than—”

“Your Grace is severely mistaken. I will address this directly. The Duke of Albany is widely despised for his greed and desire for wealth. Your Highness is, perhaps, more loved than—”

Ramorny stopped, the Prince calmly filled up the blank: “More beloved than I am honoured. It is so I would have it, Ramorny.”

Ramorny stopped, and the Prince calmly filled in the gap: “More loved than I am honored. That’s how I would have it, Ramorny.”

“At least,” said Ramorny, “you are more beloved than you are feared, and that is no safe condition for a prince. But give me your honour and knightly word that you will not resent what good service I shall do in your behalf, and lend me your signet to engage friends in your name, and the Duke of Albany shall not assume authority in this court till the wasted hand which once terminated this stump shall be again united to the body, and acting in obedience to the dictates of my mind.”

“At least,” said Ramorny, “you’re more loved than feared, and that’s not a safe situation for a prince. But promise me your honor and knightly word that you won’t hold a grudge against the good service I’ll provide on your behalf, and lend me your signet to rally friends in your name, and the Duke of Albany won’t take control in this court until the wasted hand that once connected to this stump is reunited with the body and follows my guidance.”

“You would not venture to dip your hands in royal blood?” said the Prince sternly.

“You wouldn’t dare to get your hands dirty with royal blood?” the Prince said sternly.

“Fie, my lord, at no rate. Blood need not be shed; life may, nay, will, be extinguished of itself. For want of trimming it with fresh oil, or screening it from a breath of wind, the quivering light will die in the socket. To suffer a man to die is not to kill him.”

“Come on, my lord, absolutely not. There’s no need to spill blood; life can, and will, fade on its own. If we don’t keep it lit with fresh oil, or protect it from the smallest draft, the flickering light will go out. Letting a man die isn’t the same as killing him.”

“True—I had forgot that policy. Well, then, suppose my uncle Albany does not continue to live—I think that must be the phrase—who then rules the court of Scotland?”

“True—I had forgotten that policy. Well, then, if my uncle Albany doesn't continue to live—I think that’s the right way to say it—who then rules the court of Scotland?”

“Robert the Third, with consent, advice, and authority of the most mighty David, Duke of Rothsay, Lieutenant of the Kingdom, and alter ego; in whose favour, indeed, the good King, wearied with the fatigues and troubles of sovereignty, will, I guess, be well disposed to abdicate. So long live our brave young monarch, King David the Third!

“Robert the Third, with the consent, advice, and authority of the powerful David, Duke of Rothsay, Lieutenant of the Kingdom, and his other half; for whom the good King, worn out from the stresses and hardships of ruling, will likely be inclined to step down. Long live our courageous young leader, King David the Third!

“Ille manu fortis Anglis ludebit in hortis.”

“Ille manu fortis Anglis ludebit in hortis.”

“And our father and predecessor,” said Rothsay, “will he continue to live to pray for us, as our beadsman, by whose favour he holds the privilege of laying his grey hairs in the grave as soon, and no earlier, than the course of nature permits, or must he also encounter some of those negligences in consequence of which men cease to continue to live, and can change the limits of a prison, or of a convent resembling one, for the dark and tranquil cell, where the priests say that the wicked cease from troubling and the weary are at rest?”

“And our father and predecessor,” said Rothsay, “will he continue to live to pray for us, as our beadsman, relying on his favor to ensure he can lay his gray hairs to rest only when nature allows, or must he also face some of those neglects that cause people to stop living, and can change the confines of a prison, or a convent that feels like one, for the dark and peaceful cell, where the priests say that the wicked stop causing trouble and the weary find rest?”

“You speak in jest, my lord,” replied Ramorny: “to harm the good old King were equally unnatural and impolitic.”

“You're joking, my lord,” replied Ramorny. “To harm the good old King would be both unnatural and unwise.”

“Why shrink from that, man, when thy whole scheme,” answered the Prince, in stern displeasure, “is one lesson of unnatural guilt, mixed with short sighted ambition? If the King of Scotland can scarcely make head against his nobles, even now when he can hold up before them an unsullied and honourable banner, who would follow a prince that is blackened with the death of an uncle and the imprisonment of a father? Why, man, thy policy were enough to revolt a heathen divan, to say nought of the council of a Christian nation. Thou wert my tutor, Ramorny, and perhaps I might justly upbraid thy lessons and example for some of the follies which men chide in me. Perhaps, if it had not been for thee, I had not been standing at midnight in this fool’s guise (looking at his dress), to hear an ambitious profligate propose to me the murder of an uncle, the dethronement of the best of fathers. Since it is my fault as well as thine that has sunk me so deep in the gulf of infamy, it were unjust that thou alone shouldst die for it. But dare not to renew this theme to me, on peril of thy life! I will proclaim thee to my father—to Albany—to Scotland—throughout its length and breadth. As many market crosses as are in the land shall have morsels of the traitor’s carcass, who dare counsel such horrors to the heir of Scotland. Well hope I, indeed, that the fever of thy wound, and the intoxicating influence of the cordials which act on thy infirm brain, have this night operated on thee, rather than any fixed purpose.”

“Why shy away from that, man, when your entire plan,” the Prince replied, clearly displeased, “is just a lesson in unnatural guilt mixed with short-sighted ambition? If the King of Scotland can barely stand up to his nobles now, even when he can show them a clean and honorable banner, who would support a prince stained by the murder of an uncle and the imprisonment of a father? Honestly, man, your strategy is enough to anger even a pagan council, let alone the council of a Christian nation. You were my teacher, Ramorny, and maybe I could rightfully blame your lessons and example for some of the mistakes people criticize me for. If it hadn't been for you, I might not be standing here at midnight in this ridiculous getup (looking at his outfit) to hear an ambitious scoundrel suggest that I should murder an uncle and overthrow the best of fathers. Since it’s my fault as much as yours that I've sunk so deep in disgrace, it wouldn’t be fair for you to bear the blame alone. But don’t ever bring this topic up to me again, or you'll be risking your life! I will expose you to my father—to Albany—to all of Scotland—far and wide. Every market cross in the land will have pieces of the traitor’s body who dares to advise such horrors to the heir of Scotland. I truly hope that the fever from your wound and the effects of the strong drinks influencing your weakened mind have led you to speak like this tonight, rather than any real intention.”

“In sooth, my lord,” said Ramorny, “if I have said any thing which could so greatly exasperate your Highness, it must have been by excess of zeal, mingled with imbecility of understanding. Surely I, of all men, am least likely to propose ambitious projects with a prospect of advantage to myself! Alas! my only future views must be to exchange lance and saddle for the breviary and the confessional. The convent of Lindores must receive the maimed and impoverished knight of Ramorny, who will there have ample leisure to meditate upon the text, ‘Put not thy faith in princes.’”

“Honestly, my lord,” Ramorny said, “if I’ve said anything that upset you so much, it was just out of too much enthusiasm mixed with a lack of understanding. Surely, I of all people would never suggest ambitious plans that could benefit myself! Unfortunately, my only future plans are to trade my lance and saddle for a prayer book and confessional. The convent of Lindores will take in the broken and poor knight of Ramorny, where I’ll have plenty of time to reflect on the saying, ‘Don’t put your trust in princes.’”

“It is a goodly purpose,” said the Prince, “and we will not be lacking to promote it. Our separation, I thought, would have been but for a time. It must now be perpetual. Certainly, after such talk as we have held, it were meet that we should live asunder. But the convent of Lindores, or what ever other house receives thee, shall be richly endowed and highly favoured by us. And now, Sir John of Ramorny, sleep—sleep—and forget this evil omened conversation, in which the fever of disease and of wine has rather, I trust, held colloquy than your own proper thoughts. Light to the door, Eviot.”

“It’s a noble cause,” said the Prince, “and we will do our part to support it. I thought our separation would only be temporary. It now has to be permanent. Honestly, after the discussions we’ve had, it’s best that we live apart. But the convent of Lindores, or whatever other house takes you in, will be well-funded and treated favorably by us. And now, Sir John of Ramorny, sleep—sleep—and forget this ominous conversation, where it was more the fever of illness and wine talking than your true thoughts. Light to the door, Eviot.”

A call from Eviot summoned the attendants of the Prince, who had been sleeping on the staircase and hall, exhausted by the revels of the evening.

A call from Eviot gathered the Prince’s attendants, who had been dozing on the staircase and in the hall, worn out from the festivities of the night.

“Is there none amongst you sober?” said the Duke of Rothsay, disgusted by the appearance of his attendants.

“Is there no one among you sober?” said the Duke of Rothsay, disgusted by the state of his attendants.

“Not a man—not a man,” answered the followers, with a drunken shout, “we are none of us traitors to the Emperor of Merry makers!”

“Not one of us—not one of us,” shouted the followers, sounding drunk, “none of us are traitors to the Emperor of Fun!”

“And are all of you turned into brutes, then?” said the Prince.

“And have all of you turned into animals, then?” said the Prince.

“In obedience and imitation of your Grace,” answered one fellow; “or, if we are a little behind your Highness, one pull at the pitcher will—”

“In obedience and imitation of your Grace,” responded one guy; “or, if we’re a bit behind your Highness, one tug at the pitcher will—”

“Peace, beast!” said the Duke of Rothsay. “Are there none of you sober, I say?”

“Calm down, everyone!” said the Duke of Rothsay. “Is there anyone here who’s sober, I ask?”

“Yes, my noble liege,” was the answer; “here is one false brother, Watkins the Englishman.”

“Yes, my noble lord,” was the reply; “here is one false brother, Watkins the Englishman.”

“Come hither then, Watkins, and aid me with a torch; give me a cloak, too, and another bonnet, and take away this trumpery,” throwing down his coronet of feathers. “I would I could throw off all my follies as easily. English Wat, attend me alone, and the rest of you end your revelry, and doff your mumming habits. The holytide is expended, and the fast has begun.”

“Come here, Watkins, and help me with a torch; also give me a cloak and another hat, and get rid of this nonsense,” throwing down his feather crown. “I wish I could get rid of all my foolishness as easily. English Wat, come with me, and the rest of you stop your partying and take off your costumes. The holiday has ended, and the fast has started.”

“Our monarch has abdicated sooner than usual this night,” said one of the revel rout; but as the Prince gave no encouragement, such as happened for the time to want the virtue of sobriety endeavoured to assume it as well as they could, and the whole of the late rioters began to adopt the appearance of a set of decent persons, who, having been surprised into intoxication, endeavoured to disguise their condition by assuming a double portion of formality of behaviour. In the interim the Prince, having made a hasty reform in his dress, was lighted to the door by the only sober man of the company, but, in his progress thither, had well nigh stumbled over the sleeping bulk of the brute Bonthron.

“Our king has stepped down earlier than usual tonight,” said one of the partygoers; but since the Prince didn’t encourage it, those who were too tipsy to have any decency tried to act like they were sober as best as they could. The entire group of recent troublemakers started to look like a bunch of respectable people who, having accidentally overindulged, tried to mask their state by being extra formal in their behavior. Meanwhile, the Prince, having quickly changed his outfit, was escorted to the door by the only sober person in the group, but on the way there, he almost tripped over the sleeping figure of the hefty Bonthron.

“How now! is that vile beast in our way once more?” he said in anger and disgust. “Here, some of you, toss this caitiff into the horse trough; that for once in his life he may be washed clean.”

“How now! Is that nasty creature in our way again?” he said, filled with anger and disgust. “Hey, someone, throw this scoundrel into the horse trough so he can be washed clean for once in his life.”

While the train executed his commands, availing themselves of a fountain which was in the outer court, and while Bonthron underwent a discipline which he was incapable of resisting, otherwise than by some inarticulate groans and snorts, like, those of a dying boar, the Prince proceeded on his way to his apartments, in a mansion called the Constable’s lodgings, from the house being the property of the Earls of Errol. On the way, to divert his thoughts from the more unpleasing matters, the Prince asked his companion how he came to be sober, when the rest of the party had been so much overcome with liquor.

While the train followed his orders, making use of a fountain in the courtyard, and while Bonthron went through a punishment he couldn’t resist, except for some muffled groans and grunts, like those of a dying boar, the Prince continued on to his quarters in a place called the Constable’s lodgings, since the house belonged to the Earls of Errol. To take his mind off the more unpleasant issues, the Prince asked his companion how he managed to stay sober when everyone else had been so drunk.

“So please your honour’s Grace,” replied English Wat, “I confess it was very familiar in me to be sober when it was your Grace’s pleasure that your train should be mad drunk; but in respect they were all Scottishmen but myself, I thought it argued no policy in getting drunken in their company, seeing that they only endure me even when we are all sober, and if the wine were uppermost, I might tell them a piece of my mind, and be paid with as many stabs as there are skenes in the good company.”

“So please your honor,” replied English Wat, “I admit it was quite bold of me to stay sober when your Grace wanted your entourage to be completely drunk. But since they were all Scottish except for me, I figured it wouldn't be smart to get drunk with them. They only tolerate me when we're all sober, and if I let loose when the wine starts flowing, I might speak my mind and end up with as many stabs as there are knives in this fine company.”

“So it is your purpose never to join any of the revels of our household?”

“So you’re saying you never plan to join any of the celebrations in our home?”

“Under favour, yes; unless it be your Grace’s pleasure that the residue of your train should remain one day sober, to admit Will Watkins to get drunk without terror of his life.”

“Sure, if that's what your Grace wants; unless you prefer that the rest of your crew stays sober for a day so Will Watkins can drink without worrying about his life.”

“Such occasion may arrive. Where dost thou serve, Watkins?”

“Such an occasion may come. Where do you work, Watkins?”

“In the stable, so please you.”

“In the stable, if that works for you.”

“Let our chamberlain bring thee into the household, as a yeoman of the night watch. I like thy favour, and it is something to have one sober fellow in the house, although he is only such through the fear of death. Attend, therefore, near our person; and thou shalt find sobriety a thriving virtue.”

“Let our chamberlain bring you into the household as a member of the night watch. I like your look, and it's good to have at least one sober person in the house, even if he’s only that way out of fear of death. So, stay close to us, and you’ll see that being sober is a valuable quality.”

Meantime a load of care and fear added to the distress of Sir John Ramorny’s sick chamber. His reflections, disordered as they were by the opiate, fell into great confusion when the Prince, in whose presence he had suppressed its effect by strong resistance, had left the apartment. His consciousness, which he had possessed perfectly during the interview, began to be very much disturbed. He felt a general sense that he had incurred a great danger, that he had rendered the Prince his enemy, and that he had betrayed to him a secret which might affect his own life. In this state of mind and body, it was not strange that he should either dream, or else that his diseased organs should become subject to that species of phantasmagoria which is excited by the use of opium. He thought that the shade of Queen Annabella stood by his bedside, and demanded the youth whom she had placed under his charge, simple, virtuous, gay, and innocent.

Meanwhile, a lot of worry and fear added to the distress of Sir John Ramorny’s sickroom. His thoughts, already jumbled from the medication, became even more chaotic once the Prince, in whose presence he had fought to hide its effects, left the room. His awareness, which had been clear during their conversation, started to become very disturbed. He sensed that he had put himself in serious danger, turned the Prince into his enemy, and revealed a secret that could threaten his own life. In this state of mind and body, it was no surprise that he either dreamed or that his troubled mind fell prey to that kind of hallucination triggered by the opium. He imagined that the ghost of Queen Annabella was standing by his bedside, asking for the young man she had entrusted to his care—simple, virtuous, cheerful, and innocent.

“Thou hast rendered him reckless, dissolute, and vicious,” said the shade of pallid Majesty. “Yet I thank thee, John of Ramorny, ungrateful to me, false to thy word, and treacherous to my hopes. Thy hate shall counteract the evil which thy friendship has done to him. And well do I hope that, now thou art no longer his counsellor, a bitter penance on earth may purchase my ill fated child pardon and acceptance in a better world.”

"You’ve made him reckless, immoral, and cruel," said the ghost of pale Majesty. "Yet I thank you, John of Ramorny, ungrateful to me, deceitful in your promises, and betraying my hopes. Your hatred will counter the damage your friendship has caused him. And I really hope that, since you’re no longer his advisor, a painful penance on earth may earn my ill-fated child forgiveness and acceptance in a better world."

Ramorny stretched out his arms after his benefactress, and endeavoured to express contrition and excuse; but the countenance of the apparition became darker and sterner, till it was no longer that of the late Queen, but presented the gloomy and haughty aspect of the Black Douglas; then the timid and sorrowful face of King Robert, who seemed to mourn over the approaching dissolution of his royal house; and then a group of fantastic features, partly hideous, partly ludicrous, which moped, and chattered, and twisted themselves into unnatural and extravagant forms, as if ridiculing his endeavour to obtain an exact idea of their lineaments.

Ramorny stretched out his arms toward his benefactress and tried to show remorse and make excuses; but the face of the apparition grew darker and more intimidating, until it was no longer that of the late Queen. Instead, it took on the grim and proud look of the Black Douglas; then it shifted to the timid and sorrowful face of King Robert, who seemed to lament the impending end of his royal lineage. Finally, a group of bizarre faces appeared, some ugly and some funny, that sulked, chattered, and contorted into unnatural and exaggerated shapes, as if mocking his attempt to grasp their features accurately.





CHAPTER XVIII.

     A purple land, where law secures not life.

     BYRON.
     A purple land, where the law doesn't guarantee life.

     BYRON.

The morning of Ash Wednesday arose pale and bleak, as usual at this season in Scotland, where the worst and most inclement weather often occurs in the early spring months. It was a severe day of frost, and the citizens had to sleep away the consequences of the preceding holiday’s debauchery. The sun had therefore risen for an hour above the horizon before there was any general appearance of life among the inhabitants of Perth, so that it was some time after daybreak when a citizen, going early to mass, saw the body of the luckless Oliver Proudfute lying on its face across the kennel in the manner in which he had fallen under the blow; as our readers will easily imagine, of Anthony Bonthron, the “boy of the belt”—that is the executioner of the pleasure—of John of Ramorny.

The morning of Ash Wednesday was pale and gloomy, as usual for this time of year in Scotland, where the harshest weather often happens in early spring. It was a bitterly frosty day, and the locals were still recovering from the excesses of the previous holiday. The sun had been up for about an hour before any signs of life appeared among the people of Perth. So, it was quite a while after daybreak when a citizen, heading to mass early, spotted the unfortunate Oliver Proudfute lying face down in the gutter, just as he had fallen from the blow dealt by Anthony Bonthron, the "boy of the belt"—the executioner of John of Ramorny’s desires.

This early citizen was Allan Griffin, so termed because he was master of the Griffin Inn; and the alarm which he raised soon brought together first straggling neighbours, and by and by a concourse of citizens. At first from the circumstance of the well known buff coat and the crimson feather in the head piece, the noise arose that it was the stout smith that lay there slain. This false rumour continued for some time, for the host of the Griffin, who himself had been a magistrate, would not permit the body to be touched or stirred till Bailie Craigdallie arrived, so that the face was not seen..

This early citizen was Allan Griffin, known as such because he was the owner of the Griffin Inn. The alarm he raised quickly gathered a few wandering neighbors, and eventually a crowd of citizens. Initially, due to the well-known buff coat and the crimson feather in the helmet, the rumor spread that it was the strong blacksmith who lay there dead. This false rumor persisted for a while because the owner of the Griffin, who had also served as a magistrate, wouldn't allow the body to be moved or disturbed until Bailie Craigdallie arrived, so the face remained unseen.

“This concerns the Fair City, my friends,” he said, “and if it is the stout Smith of the Wynd who lies here, the man lives not in Perth who will not risk land and life to avenge him. Look you, the villains have struck him down behind his back, for there is not a man within ten Scotch miles of Perth, gentle or simple, Highland or Lowland, that would have met him face to face with such evil purpose. Oh, brave men of Perth! the flower of your manhood has been cut down, and that by a base and treacherous hand.”

“This is about the Fair City, my friends,” he said, “and if it’s the brave Smith of the Wynd who’s lying here, there isn’t a person in Perth who wouldn’t risk everything to avenge him. Look, the scoundrels attacked him from behind, because there isn’t a man within ten miles of Perth, whether noble or common, Highland or Lowland, who would’ve confronted him directly with such malicious intent. Oh, courageous men of Perth! the best of your youth has been taken down, and by a cowardly and treacherous hand.”

A wild cry of fury arose from the people, who were fast assembling.

A loud shout of anger erupted from the crowd, which was quickly gathering.

“We will take him on our shoulders,” said a strong butcher, “we will carry him to the King’s presence at the Dominican convent”

“We’ll carry him on our shoulders,” said a strong butcher, “we’ll take him to the King at the Dominican convent.”

“Ay—ay,” answered a blacksmith, “neither bolt nor bar shall keep us from the King, neither monk nor mass shall break our purpose. A better armourer never laid hammer on anvil!”

“Yeah—yeah,” replied a blacksmith, “neither bolt nor bar will stop us from reaching the King, neither monk nor mass will shake our determination. No better armor maker ever struck hammer on anvil!”

“To the Dominicans—to the Dominicans!” shouted the assembled people.

“To the Dominicans—to the Dominicans!” yelled the crowd.

“Bethink you, burghers,” said another citizen, “our king is a good king and loves us like his children. It is the Douglas and the Duke of Albany that will not let good King Robert hear the distresses of his people.”

“Think about it, folks,” said another citizen, “our king is a good king and cares for us like his children. It’s the Douglas and the Duke of Albany who won’t let good King Robert hear about the troubles his people are facing.”

“Are we to be slain in our own streets for the King’s softness of heart?” said the butcher. “The Bruce did otherwise. If the King will not keep us, we will keep ourselves. Ring the bells backward, every bell of them that is made of metal. Cry, and spare not, St. Johnston’s hunt is up!”

“Are we really going to be killed in our own streets because the King is too soft-hearted?” said the butcher. “The Bruce took a different approach. If the King won't protect us, we'll protect ourselves. Ring the bells backward, every single one made of metal. Shout, and don't hold back, St. Johnston’s hunt is on!”

“Ay,” cried another citizen, “and let us to the holds of Albany and the Douglas, and burn them to the ground. Let the fires tell far and near that Perth knew how to avenge her stout Henry Gow. He has fought a score of times for the Fair City’s right; let us show we can once to avenge his wrong. Hally ho! brave citizens, St. Johnston’s hunt is up!”

“Ay,” shouted another citizen, “let's go to the strongholds of Albany and the Douglas and burn them to the ground. Let the fires spread the word far and wide that Perth knows how to avenge her brave Henry Gow. He has fought countless times for the Fair City’s rights; let’s prove we can finally avenge his wrongs. Hally ho! brave citizens, St. Johnston’s hunt is on!”

This cry, the well known rallying word amongst the inhabitants of Perth, and seldom heard but on occasions of general uproar, was echoed from voice to voice; and one or two neighbouring steeples, of which the enraged citizens possessed themselves, either by consent of the priests or in spite of their opposition, began to ring out the ominous alarm notes, in which, as the ordinary succession of the chimes was reversed, the bells were said to be rung backward.

This shout, a familiar battle cry among the people of Perth, usually only heard during times of chaos, was passed from person to person; and one or two nearby church steeples, which the angry citizens had taken over, either with the priests' approval or despite their objections, started ringing the unsettling alarm bells, in which, as the usual order of the chimes was switched up, the bells were said to be rung backward.

Still, as the crowd thickened, and the roar waxed more universal and louder, Allan Griffin, a burly man with a deep voice, and well respected among high and low, kept his station as he bestrode the corpse, and called loudly to the multitude to keep back and wait the arrival of the magistrates.

Still, as the crowd grew denser and the noise became more widespread and louder, Allan Griffin, a big man with a deep voice who was well-respected by everyone, stood firm as he hovered over the body and shouted loudly to the crowd to stay back and wait for the magistrates to arrive.

“We must proceed by order in this matter, my masters, we must have our magistrates at our head. They are duly chosen and elected in our town hall, good men and true every one; we will not be called rioters, or idle perturbators of the king’s peace. Stand you still, and make room, for yonder comes Bailie Craigdallie, ay, and honest Simon Glover, to whom the Fair City is so much bounden. Alas—alas! my kind townsmen, his beautiful daughter was a bride yesternight; this morning the Fair Maid of Perth is a widow before she has been a wife.”

“We need to handle this situation in an orderly manner, everyone. We should have our elected officials leading us. They were chosen fairly in our town hall, and they’re good, honest people; we won't be labeled as troublemakers or disruptors of the king's peace. Stay still and make way, because here comes Bailie Craigdallie, along with honest Simon Glover, to whom the Fair City owes so much. Oh, dear townspeople, his lovely daughter was married just last night; this morning, the Fair Maid of Perth is a widow before she even had a chance to be a wife.”

This new theme of sympathy increased the rage and sorrow of the crowd the more, as many women now mingled with them, who echoed back the alarm cry to the men.

This new theme of sympathy only intensified the anger and sadness of the crowd, especially as more women joined them, echoing the alarm to the men.

“Ay—ay, St. Johnston’s hunt is up! For the Fair Maid of Perth and the brave Henry Gow! Up—up, every one of you, spare not for your skin cutting! To the stables!—to the stables! When the horse is gone the man at arms is useless—cut off the grooms and yeomen; lame, maim, and stab the horses; kill the base squires and pages. Let these proud knights meet us on their feet if they dare!”

“Ay—ay, St. Johnston’s hunt is on! For the Fair Maid of Perth and the brave Henry Gow! Get up—get up, everyone, don’t hold back even if it hurts! To the stables!—to the stables! When the horse is gone, the warrior is useless—take out the grooms and everyone else; injure, disable, and stab the horses; eliminate the lowly squires and pages. Let these proud knights meet us on their feet if they’re brave enough!”

“They dare not—they dare not,” answered the men; “their strength is their horses and armour; and yet the haughty and ungrateful villains have slain a man whose skill as an armourer was never matched in Milan or Venice. To arms!—to arms, brave burghers! St. Johnston’s hunt is up!”

“They won't—they can't,” replied the men; “their power comes from their horses and armor; and yet the proud and ungrateful scoundrels have killed a man whose skill as a blacksmith was unmatched in Milan or Venice. To arms!—to arms, brave citizens! St. Johnston’s hunt is on!”

Amid this clamour, the magistrates and superior class of inhabitants with difficulty obtained room to examine the body, having with them the town clerk to take an official protocol, or, as it is still called, a precognition, of the condition in which it was found. To these delays the multitude submitted, with a patience and order which strongly marked the national character of a people whose resentment has always been the more deeply dangerous, that they will, without relaxing their determination of vengeance, submit with patience to all delays which are necessary to ensure its attainment. The multitude, therefore, received their magistrates with a loud cry, in which the thirst of revenge was announced, together with the deferential welcome to the patrons by whose direction they expected to obtain it in right and legal fashion.

Amid all the noise, the magistrates and upper-class residents struggled to find space to inspect the body, accompanied by the town clerk to formally document, or what is still referred to as a precognition, the state in which it was discovered. The crowd accepted these delays with a patience and order that strongly reflected the national character of a people whose anger is often more deeply dangerous; they will endure all necessary delays to ensure their quest for revenge, without relaxing their resolve. As a result, the crowd greeted their magistrates with loud cries, expressing their thirst for revenge along with a respectful welcome to the leaders they believed would help them achieve it legally and rightfully.

While these accents of welcome still rung above the crowd, who now filled the whole adjacent streets, receiving and circulating a thousand varying reports, the fathers of the city caused the body to be raised and more closely examined; when it was instantly perceived, and the truth publicly announced, that not the armourer of the Wynd, so highly and, according to the esteemed qualities of the time, so justly popular among his fellow citizens, but a man of far less general estimation, though not without his own value in society, lay murdered before them—the brisk bonnet maker, Oliver Proudfute. The resentment of the people had so much turned upon the general opinion that their frank and brave champion, Henry Gow, was the slaughtered person, that the contradiction of the report served to cool the general fury, although, if poor Oliver had been recognised at first, there is little doubt that the cry of vengeance would have been as unanimous, though not probably so furious, as in the case of Henry Wynd. The first circulation of the unexpected intelligence even excited a smile among the crowd, so near are the confines of the ludicrous to those of the terrible.

While the sounds of welcome still echoed above the crowd, which now filled the surrounding streets, sharing and spreading a thousand different stories, the leaders of the city had the body raised for a closer examination. It was quickly realized, and the truth announced to everyone, that it was not the well-loved armor maker of the Wynd, who was so popular among his fellow citizens for his esteemed qualities, but rather a man of much lesser reputation, though still valuable to society—the lively bonnet maker, Oliver Proudfute. The people's anger had largely turned towards the belief that their honest and brave champion, Henry Gow, was the victim, so the news of the mix-up helped to calm their outrage. Still, if poor Oliver had been identified initially, there’s little doubt the call for revenge would have been just as widespread, though perhaps not as intense, as it would have been for Henry Wynd. The initial spread of the unexpected news even sparked a smile in the crowd, highlighting how close the boundaries are between the absurd and the horrific.

“The murderers have without doubt taken him for Henry Smith,” said Griffin, “which must have been a great comfort to him in the circumstances.”

“The murderers have definitely mistaken him for Henry Smith,” Griffin said, “which must have been a great comfort to him given the situation.”

But the arrival of other persons on the scene soon restored its deeply tragic character.

But the arrival of other people on the scene soon brought back its deeply tragic nature.





CHAPTER XIX.

     Who’s that that rings the bell? Diablos, ho!
     The town will rise.

     Othello, Act II. Scene III.
     Who's that ringing the bell? Diablos, hey!
     The town is about to wake up.

     Othello, Act II. Scene III.

The wild rumours which flew through the town, speedily followed by the tolling of the alarm bells spread general consternation. The nobles and knights, with their followers, gathered in different places of rendezvous, where a defence could best be maintained; and the alarm reached the royal residence where the young prince was one of the first to appear, to assist, if necessary, in the defence of the old king. The scene of the preceding night ran in his recollection; and, remembering the bloodstained figure of Bonthron, he conceived, though indistinctly, that the ruffian’s action had been connected with this uproar. The subsequent and more interesting discourse with Sir John Ramorny had, however, been of such an impressive nature as to obliterate all traces of what he had vaguely heard of the bloody act of the assassin, excepting a confused recollection that some one or other had been slain. It was chiefly on his father’s account that he had assumed arms with his household train, who, clad in bright armour, and bearing lances in their hands, made now a figure very different from that of the preceding night, when they appeared as intoxicated Bacchanalians. The kind old monarch received this mark of filial attachment with tears of gratitude, and proudly presented his son to his brother Albany, who entered shortly afterwards. He took them each by the hand.

The wild rumors that spread through the town were quickly followed by the ringing of the alarm bells, causing widespread panic. The nobles and knights, along with their followers, gathered in various meeting points where they could best defend themselves; the alarm also reached the royal residence, where the young prince was among the first to appear, ready to help defend the old king if needed. He remembered the chaotic scene from the night before, and recalling the bloodstained figure of Bonthron, he vaguely thought that the ruffian’s actions were somehow linked to the current turmoil. However, his more engaging conversation with Sir John Ramorny had been so impactful that it overshadowed everything he had heard about the assassin's bloody deed, aside from a murky memory that someone had been killed. It was primarily for his father's sake that he took up arms with his household guard, who, dressed in shiny armor and holding lances, looked very different from the night before when they had seemed like drunken revelers. The kind old king received this show of loyalty with tears of gratitude and proudly introduced his son to his brother Albany, who arrived shortly after. He took each of them by the hand.

“Now are we three Stuarts,” he said, “as inseparable as the holy trefoil; and, as they say the wearer of that sacred herb mocks at magical delusion, so we, while we are true to each other, may set malice and enmity at defiance.”

“Now we’re three Stuarts,” he said, “as inseparable as the holy clover; and, just like they say the person who wears that sacred plant laughs at magical illusions, we, as long as we’re loyal to one another, can stand up against hatred and rivalry.”

The brother and son kissed the kind hand which pressed theirs, while Robert III expressed his confidence in their affection. The kiss of the youth was, for the time, sincere; that of the brother was the salute of the apostate Judas.

The brother and son kissed the kind hand that held theirs, while Robert III expressed his trust in their love. The kiss from the young man was, at that moment, genuine; the brother's kiss was the greeting of the traitor Judas.

In the mean time the bell of St. John’s church alarmed, amongst others, the inhabitants of Curfew Street. In the house of Simon Glover, old Dorothy Glover, as she was called (for she also took name from the trade she practised, under her master’s auspices), was the first to catch the sound. Though somewhat deaf upon ordinary occasions, her ear for bad news was as sharp as a kite’s scent for carrion; for Dorothy, otherwise an industrious, faithful, and even affectionate creature, had that strong appetite for collecting and retailing sinister intelligence which is often to be marked in the lower classes. Little accustomed to be listened to, they love the attention which a tragic tale ensures to the bearer, and enjoy, perhaps, the temporary equality to which misfortune reduces those who are ordinarily accounted their superiors. Dorothy had no sooner possessed herself of a slight packet of the rumours which were flying abroad than she bounced into her master’s bedroom, who had taken the privilege of age and the holytide to sleep longer than usual.

In the meantime, the bell of St. John’s Church rang, alerting, among others, the residents of Curfew Street. In the house of Simon Glover, old Dorothy Glover, as she was known (since she also took her name from the trade she practiced under her master’s guidance), was the first to hear the sound. Although she was somewhat deaf most of the time, her ear for bad news was as sharp as a hawk’s sense for a meal; for Dorothy, otherwise a hard-working, loyal, and even loving person, had a strong desire to gather and share disturbing news, which is often seen in the lower classes. Not used to being listened to, they crave the attention that a tragic story brings to the storyteller and enjoy, perhaps, the temporary equality that misfortune creates between them and those usually considered their betters. Dorothy barely had a hold on a few of the rumors circulating when she burst into her master’s bedroom, where he had taken the liberty of age and the holiday to sleep in longer than usual.

“There he lies, honest man,” said Dorothy, half in a screeching and half in a wailing tone of sympathy—“there he lies; his best friend slain, and he knowing as little about it as the babe new born, that kens not life from death.”

“There he lies, honest man,” said Dorothy, half screeching and half wailing in sympathy—“there he lies; his best friend killed, and he knows as little about it as a newborn baby who doesn't understand life from death.”

“How now!” said the glover, starting up out of his bed. “What is the matter, old woman? Is my daughter well?”

“How’s it going?” said the glover, jumping out of bed. “What’s wrong, old woman? Is my daughter okay?”

“Old woman!” said Dorothy, who, having her fish hooked, chose to let him play a little. “I am not so old,” said she, flouncing out of the room, “as to bide in the place till a man rises from his naked bed—”

“Old woman!” said Dorothy, who, having her fish hooked, chose to let him play a little. “I’m not that old,” she said, storming out of the room, “to wait around until a man gets out of his bed—”

And presently she was heard at a distance in the parlour beneath, melodiously singing to the scrubbing of her own broom.

And soon she could be heard from a distance in the living room below, singing sweetly while she swept with her broom.

“Dorothy—screech owl—devil—say but my daughter is well!”

“Dorothy—screech owl—devil—just say my daughter is okay!”

“I am well, my father,” answered the Fair Maid of Perth, speaking from her bedroom, “perfectly well, but what, for Our Lady’s sake, is the matter? The bells ring backward, and there is shrieking and crying in the streets.”

“I’m fine, Dad,” replied the Fair Maid of Perth, speaking from her bedroom. “I’m perfectly fine, but for Our Lady’s sake, what’s going on? The bells are ringing backward, and there’s screaming and crying in the streets.”

“I will presently know the cause. Here, Conachar, come speedily and tie my points. I forgot—the Highland loon is far beyond Fortingall. Patience, daughter, I will presently bring you news.”

“I'll find out the reason right away. Come here, Conachar, hurry up and tie my laces. I forgot—the Highland guy is way past Fortingall. Hang in there, daughter, I’ll get you some news soon.”

“Ye need not hurry yourself for that, Simon Glover,” quoth the obdurate old woman; “the best and the worst of it may be tauld before you could hobble over your door stane. I ken the haill story abroad; ‘for,’ thought I, ‘our goodman is so wilful that he’ll be for banging out to the tuilzie, be the cause what it like; and sae I maun e’en stir my shanks, and learn the cause of all this, or he will hae his auld nose in the midst of it, and maybe get it nipt off before he knows what for.’”

"You don't need to rush for that, Simon Glover," said the stubborn old woman; "the best and worst of it could be told before you even make it over your doorstep. I know the whole story already; 'because,' I thought, 'our man is so determined that he'll rush out to the fight, no matter what the cause is; so I must get moving and find out what this is all about, or he'll stick his old nose in the middle of it and maybe get it bitten off before he knows why.'"

“And what is the news, then, old woman?” said the impatient glover, still busying himself with the hundred points or latchets which were the means of attaching the doublet to the hose.

“And what’s the news, then, old woman?” said the impatient glover, still preoccupied with the hundred points or ties that attached the doublet to the hose.

Dorothy suffered him to proceed in his task till she conjectured it must be nearly accomplished; and foresaw that; if she told not the secret herself, her master would be abroad to seek in person for the cause of the disturbance. She, therefore, halloo’d out: “Aweel—aweel, ye canna say it is me fault, if you hear ill news before you have been at the morning mass. I would have kept it from ye till ye had heard the priest’s word; but since you must hear it, you have e’en lost the truest friend that ever gave hand to another, and Perth maun mourn for the bravest burgher that ever took a blade in hand!”

Dorothy let him continue with his task until she figured it must be almost done; and she realized that if she didn’t share the secret herself, her master would go out to personally find out the reason for the disturbance. So, she called out, “Well, well, you can't say it's my fault if you hear bad news before you’ve been to the morning mass. I would have kept it from you until you heard the priest’s words, but since you have to hear it now, you’ve just lost the truest friend who ever helped another, and Perth must mourn for the bravest citizen who ever took up a sword!”

“Harry Smith! Harry Smith!” exclaimed the father and the daughter at once.

“Harry Smith! Harry Smith!” shouted the father and daughter together.

“Oh, ay, there ye hae it at last,” said Dorothy; “and whose fault was it but your ain? ye made such a piece of work about his companying with a glee woman, as if he had companied with a Jewess!”

“Oh, there you have it at last,” said Dorothy; “and whose fault is it but your own? You made such a fuss about him hanging out with a singer, as if he had been with a Jewish woman!”

Dorothy would have gone on long enough, but her master exclaimed to his daughter, who was still in her own apartment: “It is nonsense, Catharine—all the dotage of an old fool. No such thing has happened. I will bring you the true tidings in a moment,” and snatching up his staff, the old man hurried out past Dorothy and into the street, where the throng of people were rushing towards the High Street.

Dorothy would have kept talking, but her master shouted to his daughter, who was still in her room: “This is ridiculous, Catharine—just the ramblings of an old fool. Nothing like this has happened. I’ll bring you the real news in a moment,” and grabbing his staff, the old man rushed past Dorothy and into the street, where the crowd of people was hurrying toward the High Street.

Dorothy, in the mean time, kept muttering to herself: “Thy father is a wise man, take his ain word for it. He will come next by some scathe in the hobbleshow, and then it will be, ‘Dorothy, get the lint,’ and ‘Dorothy, spread the plaster;’ but now it is nothing but nonsense, and a lie, and impossibility, that can come out of Dorothy’s mouth. Impossible! Does auld Simon think that Harry Smith’s head was as hard as his stithy, and a haill clan of Highlandmen dinging at him?”

Dorothy, in the meantime, kept mumbling to herself: “Your father is a wise man, take his word for it. He’ll end up getting hurt in some ridiculous way, and then it’ll be, ‘Dorothy, get the bandages,’ and ‘Dorothy, put on the ointment;’ but right now it’s just nonsense, a lie, and something impossible coming out of Dorothy’s mouth. Impossible! Does old Simon really think that Harry Smith's head was as hard as his anvil, with a whole clan of Highlanders hitting him?”

Here she was interrupted by a figure like an angel, who came wandering by her with wild eye, cheek deadly pale, hair dishevelled, and an apparent want of consciousness, which terrified the old woman out of her discontented humour.

Here she was interrupted by an angelic figure, who walked past her with wild eyes, a deathly pale face, messy hair, and a look of confusion that scared the old woman out of her foul mood.

“Our Lady bless my bairn!” said she. “What look you sae wild for?”

“God bless my child!” she said. “Why do you look so wild?”

“Did you not say some one was dead?” said Catharine, with a frightful uncertainty of utterance, as if her organs of speech and hearing served her but imperfectly.

“Didn't you say someone was dead?” Catharine asked, with a terrifying uncertainty in her voice, as if her ability to speak and hear were not working properly.

“Dead, hinny! Ay—ay, dead eneugh; ye’ll no hae him to gloom at ony mair.”

“Dead, my dear! Yes—yes, dead enough; you won’t have him to sulk at anymore.”

“Dead!” repeated Catharine, still with the same uncertainty of voice and manner. “Dead—slain—and by Highlanders?”

“Dead!” Catharine repeated, her voice and demeanor still uncertain. “Dead—killed—and by Highlanders?”

“I’se warrant by Highlanders, the lawless loons. Wha is it else that kills maist of the folks about, unless now and than when the burghers take a tirrivie, and kill ane another, or whiles that the knights and nobles shed blood? But I’se uphauld it’s been the Highlandmen this bout. The man was no in Perth, laird or loon, durst have faced Henry Smith man to man. There’s been sair odds against him; ye’ll see that when it’s looked into.”

“I’ll bet it’s the Highlanders, those reckless people. Who else is responsible for most of the killings around here, unless occasionally the townspeople get into a fight and kill each other, or sometimes the knights and nobles shed blood? But I’ll stand by the idea that it’s been the Highlandmen this time. No man in Perth, whether nobility or commoner, would have dared to face Henry Smith one-on-one. The odds have been severely stacked against him; you’ll see that when it’s investigated.”

“Highlanders!” repeated Catharine, as if haunted by some idea which troubled her senses. “Highlanders! Oh, Conachar—Conachar!”

“Highlanders!” repeated Catharine, as if tormented by some thought that disturbed her mind. “Highlanders! Oh, Conachar—Conachar!”

“Indeed, and I dare say you have lighted on the very man, Catharine. They quarrelled, as you saw, on the St. Valentine’s Even, and had a warstle. A Highlandman has a long memory for the like of that. Gie him a cuff at Martinmas, and his cheek will be tingling at Whitsunday. But what could have brought down the lang legged loons to do their bloody wark within burgh?”

“Indeed, I must say you’ve found the right guy, Catharine. They fought, as you saw, on St. Valentine’s Eve, and had a clash. A Highlander has a long memory for things like that. Give him a slap at Martinmas, and his cheek will still sting by Whitsun. But what could have brought those long-legged fools to do their dirty work in town?”

“Woe’s me, it was I,” said Catharine—“it was I brought the Highlanders down—I that sent for Conachar—ay, they have lain in wait—but it was I that brought them within reach of their prey. But I will see with my own eyes—and then—something we will do. Say to my father I will be back anon.”

“Woe is me, it was I,” said Catharine—“it was I who brought the Highlanders down—I who called for Conachar—yes, they have been lying in wait—but it was I who brought them within reach of their target. But I will see with my own eyes—and then—something will be done. Tell my father I’ll be back soon.”

“Are ye distraught, lassie?” shouted Dorothy, as Catharine made past her towards the street door. “You would not gang into the street with the hair hanging down your haffets in that guise, and you kenn’d for the Fair Maid of Perth? Mass, but she’s out in the street, come o’t what like, and the auld Glover will be as mad as if I could withhold her, will she nill she, flyte she fling she. This is a brave morning for an Ash Wednesday! What’s to be done? If I were to seek my master among the multitude, I were like to be crushed beneath their feet, and little moan made for the old woman. And am I to run after Catharine, who ere this is out of sight, and far lighter of foot than I am? so I will just down the gate to Nicol Barber’s, and tell him a’ about it.”

“Are you upset, girl?” shouted Dorothy, as Catharine walked past her toward the street door. “You wouldn't go out into the street with your hair down like that, especially when you’re known as the Fair Maid of Perth? Honestly, she’s out there no matter what happens, and the old Glover will be as mad as if I could stop her—whether she wants to go or not, whether she argues or throws a fit. This is quite a morning for Ash Wednesday! What should I do? If I tried to find my master in the crowd, I’d probably get trampled, and no one would care about the old woman. Am I supposed to chase after Catharine, who’s already out of sight and much quicker than I am? So, I’ll just head down to Nicol Barber’s and tell him all about it.”

While the trusty Dorothy was putting her prudent resolve into execution, Catharine ran through the streets of Perth in a manner which at another moment would have brought on her the attention of every one who saw her hurrying on with a reckless impetuosity wildly and widely different from the ordinary decency and composure of her step and manner, and without the plaid, scarf, or mantle which “women of good,” of fair character and decent rank, universally carried around them, when they went abroad. But, distracted as the people were, every one inquiring or telling the cause of the tumult, and most recounting it different ways, the negligence of her dress and discomposure of her manner made no impression on any one; and she was suffered to press forward on the path she had chosen without attracting more notice than the other females who, stirred by anxious curiosity or fear, had come out to inquire the cause of an alarm so general—it might be to seek for friends for whose safety they were interested.

While the dependable Dorothy was putting her practical plan into action, Catharine rushed through the streets of Perth in a way that, at another time, would have drawn the attention of everyone who saw her hurrying on with a reckless energy that was wildly different from her usual decent and composed manner. She was without the plaid, scarf, or cloak that “respectable” women of good character and proper standing typically wore when they went out. However, since the people were so distracted, with everyone asking about or sharing the reason for the chaos and most recounting it in different ways, her messy appearance and flustered demeanor went unnoticed. She was allowed to move forward on the path she had chosen without attracting any more attention than the other women who, driven by worry or fear, had come out to find out what was causing such widespread alarm—perhaps to look for friends whose safety concerned them.

As Catharine passed along, she felt all the wild influence of the agitating scene, and it was with difficulty she forbore from repeating the cries of lamentation and alarm which were echoed around her. In the mean time, she rushed rapidly on, embarrassed like one in a dream, with a strange sense of dreadful calamity, the precise nature of which she was unable to define, but which implied the terrible consciousness that the man who loved her so fondly, whose good qualities she so highly esteemed, and whom she now felt to be dearer than perhaps she would before have acknowledged to her own bosom, was murdered, and most probably by her means. The connexion betwixt Henry’s supposed death and the descent of Conachar and his followers, though adopted by her in a moment of extreme and engrossing emotion, was sufficiently probable to have been received for truth, even if her understanding had been at leisure to examine its credibility. Without knowing what she sought except the general desire to know the worst of the dreadful report, she hurried forward to the very spot which of all others her feelings of the preceding day would have induced her to avoid.

As Catharine moved forward, she felt the intense effects of the chaotic scene around her, and it was hard for her to resist joining in the cries of grief and fear that surrounded her. Meanwhile, she rushed ahead, feeling like she was in a dream, with a strange sense of impending disaster that she couldn’t quite identify, but which brought the awful realization that the man who loved her deeply, whose qualities she admired greatly, and whom she now realized was more precious to her than she might have admitted before, was dead—most likely because of her actions. The link between Henry’s presumed death and Conachar’s attack, although accepted by her in a moment of intense emotion, seemed likely enough to be considered true, even if she had the mental clarity to analyze its validity. Without knowing exactly what she was looking for apart from the overwhelming urge to learn the truth of the horrible news, she hurried to the very place that, just the day before, her emotions would have led her to avoid at all costs.

Who would, upon the evening of Shrovetide, have persuaded the proud, the timid, the shy, the rigidly decorous Catharine Glover that before mass on Ash Wednesday she should rush through the streets of Perth, making her way amidst tumult and confusion, with her hair unbound and her dress disarranged, to seek the house of that same lover who, she had reason to believe, had so grossly and indelicately neglected and affronted her as to pursue a low and licentious amour? Yet so it was; and her eagerness taking, as if by instinct, the road which was most free, she avoided the High Street, where the pressure was greatest, and reached the wynd by the narrow lanes on the northern skirt of the town, through which Henry Smith had formerly escorted Louise. But even these comparatively lonely passages were now astir with passengers, so general was the alarm. Catharine Glover made her way through them, however, while such as observed her looked on each other and shook their heads in sympathy with her distress. At length, without any distinct idea of her own purpose, she stood before her lover’s door and knocked for admittance.

Who would have thought that on the evening of Shrovetide, the proud, timid, shy, and overly proper Catharine Glover would rush through the streets of Perth before mass on Ash Wednesday, her hair loose and her dress messy, looking for the house of the same lover who she believed had so crudely and disrespectfully neglected and offended her by pursuing a low and immoral affair? But, that’s exactly what happened; driven by instinct, she took the shortest route, avoiding the crowded High Street and instead navigating the narrow lanes on the northern edge of town, the same ones where Henry Smith had once escorted Louise. Yet even these relatively quiet paths were filled with people, as the alarm spread. Catharine pushed her way through, while those who noticed her exchanged glances and shook their heads in sympathy for her distress. Finally, with no clear idea of what she intended, she found herself standing in front of her lover’s door and knocked for entry.

The silence which succeeded the echoing of her hasty summons increased the alarm which had induced her to take this desperate measure.

The silence that followed her urgent call only heightened the fear that drove her to take this drastic action.

“Open—open, Henry!” she cried. “Open, if you yet live! Open, if you would not find Catharine Glover dead upon your threshold!”

“Open—open, Henry!” she shouted. “Open, if you’re still alive! Open, if you don’t want to find Catharine Glover dead on your doorstep!”

As she cried thus frantically to ears which she was taught to believe were stopped by death, the lover she invoked opened the door in person, just in time to prevent her sinking on the ground. The extremity of his ecstatic joy upon an occasion so unexpected was qualified only by the wonder which forbade him to believe it real, and by his alarm at the closed eyes, half opened and blanched lips, total absence of complexion, and apparently total cessation of breathing.

As she desperately cried out to what she thought were ears closed off by death, the lover she called for opened the door himself, just in time to keep her from collapsing to the ground. The intensity of his overwhelming joy at such an unexpected moment was only tempered by the disbelief that made it seem unreal, and by his fear at her closed eyes, partially open and pale lips, complete lack of color, and what looked like total cessation of breathing.

Henry had remained at home, in spite of the general alarm, which had reached his ears for a considerable time, fully determined to put himself in the way of no brawls that he could avoid; and it was only in compliance with a summons from the magistrates, which, as a burgher, he was bound to obey, that, taking his sword and a spare buckler from the wall, he was about to go forth, for the first time unwillingly, to pay his service, as his tenure bound him.

Henry stayed at home, despite the widespread panic that had been buzzin’ in his ears for a long time, totally set on avoiding any fights he could. It was only because he got called in by the magistrates, which as a citizen he had to respond to, that he picked up his sword and a spare shield from the wall, getting ready to head out for the first time, and not really wanting to, to fulfill his duty, as his position required.

“It is hard,” he said, “to be put forward in all the town feuds, when the fighting work is so detestable to Catharine. I am sure there are enough of wenches in Perth that say to their gallants, ‘Go out, do your devoir bravely, and win your lady’s grace’; and yet they send not for their lovers, but for me, who cannot do the duties of a man to protect a minstrel woman, or of a burgess who fights for the honour of his town, but this peevish Catharine uses me as if I were a brawler and bordeller!”

“It’s tough,” he said, “to be the one who gets involved in all the town arguments when fighting is so repulsive to Catharine. I’m sure there are plenty of girls in Perth who tell their guys, ‘Go out, be brave, and win your lady’s favor’; yet they don’t call for their lovers, but for me, who can’t do the things a man does to protect a female musician, or a townsman who fights for his town’s honor. But this annoying Catharine treats me like I’m some fighter and troublemaker!”

Such were the thoughts which occupied his mind, when, as he opened his door to issue forth, the person dearest to his thoughts, but whom he certainly least expected to see, was present to his eyes, and dropped into his arms.

Such were the thoughts occupying his mind when, as he opened the door to step outside, the person he cared about most, but least expected to see, appeared before him and fell into his arms.

His mixture of surprise, joy, and anxiety did not deprive him of the presence of mind which the occasion demanded. To place Catharine Glover in safety, and recall her to herself was to be thought of before rendering obedience to the summons of the magistrates, however pressingly that had been delivered. He carried his lovely burden, as light as a feather, yet more precious than the same quantity of purest gold, into a small bedchamber which had been his mother’s. It was the most fit for an invalid, as it looked into the garden, and was separated from the noise of the tumult.

His mix of surprise, joy, and anxiety didn't take away his ability to think clearly, which the situation required. Making sure Catharine Glover was safe and helping her regain her composure was more important than immediately responding to the magistrates' urgent request. He carried her, as light as a feather but more valuable than the same weight in pure gold, into a small bedroom that used to belong to his mother. It was the most suitable room for someone unwell, as it overlooked the garden and was away from the noise of the chaos.

“Here, Nurse—Nurse Shoolbred—come quick—come for death and life—here is one wants thy help!”

“Hey, Nurse—Nurse Shoolbred—come quickly—come for life and death—someone needs your help!”

Up trotted the old dame. “If it should but prove any one that will keep thee out of the scuffle,” for she also had been aroused by the noise; but what was her astonishment when, placed in love and reverence on the bed of her late mistress, and supported by the athletic arms of her foster son, she saw the apparently lifeless form of the Fair Maid of Perth.

Up came the old woman. “If it can just keep you out of the fight,” because she too had been disturbed by the noise; but she was shocked when, laid with love and respect on the bed of her late mistress, and held up by the strong arms of her foster son, she saw the seemingly lifeless body of the Fair Maid of Perth.

“Catharine Glover!” she said; “and, Holy Mother, a dying woman, as it would seem!”

“Catharine Glover!” she exclaimed; “and, oh my God, a dying woman, it seems!”

“Not so, old woman,” said her foster son: “the dear heart throbs—the sweet breath comes and returns! Come thou, that may aid her more meetly than I—bring water—essences—whatever thy old skill can devise. Heaven did not place her in my arms to die, but to live for herself and me!”

“Not like that, old woman,” said her foster son. “Her heart is beating—the sweet breath comes and goes! You come, you can help her better than I can—bring water—essences—whatever your old skills can come up with. Heaven didn’t put her in my arms to die, but to live for herself and for me!”

With an activity which her age little promised, Nurse Shoolbred collected the means of restoring animation; for, like many women of the period, she understood what was to be done in such cases, nay, possessed a knowledge of treating wounds of an ordinary description, which the warlike propensities of her foster son kept in pretty constant exercise.

With an activity that her age didn’t really suggest, Nurse Shoolbred gathered the resources to bring someone back to life; like many women of her time, she knew what to do in situations like this and even had a good understanding of how to treat common wounds, thanks to the constant need created by her foster son’s fighting tendencies.

“Come now,” she said, “son Henry, unfold your arms from about my patient, though she is worth the pressing, and set thy hands at freedom to help me with what I want. Nay, I will not insist on your quitting her hand, if you will beat the palm gently, as the fingers unclose their clenched grasp.”

“Come on,” she said, “son Henry, let go of my patient, even though she’s worth holding onto, and free your hands to help me with what I need. No, I won’t insist that you let go of her hand, as long as you gently pat her palm while her fingers relax.”

“I beat her slight, beautiful hand!” said Henry; “you were as well bid me beat a glass cup with a forehammer as tap her fair palm with my horn hard fingers. But the fingers do unfold, and we will find a better way than beating”; and he applied his lips to the pretty hand, whose motion indicated returning sensation. One or two deep sighs succeeded, and the Fair Maid of Perth opened her eyes, fixed them on her lover, as he kneeled by the bedside, and again sunk back on the pillow. As she withdrew not her hand from her lover’s hold or from his grasp, we must in charity believe that the return to consciousness was not so complete as to make her aware that he abused the advantage, by pressing it alternately to his lips and his bosom. At the same time we are compelled to own that the blood was colouring in her cheek, and that her breathing was deep and regular, for a minute or two during this relapse.

“I struck her delicate, beautiful hand!” said Henry; “you might as well ask me to hit a glass cup with a hammer as to tap her lovely palm with my rough fingers. But my fingers will open, and we’ll find a better way than hitting”; and he pressed his lips to her lovely hand, which showed signs of feeling returning. After one or two deep sighs, the Fair Maid of Perth opened her eyes, fixed them on her lover as he knelt by the bedside, and then sank back on the pillow. Since she didn’t pull her hand away from her lover’s hold, we can charitably assume that her return to consciousness wasn’t complete enough for her to notice that he was taking advantage by alternating between pressing it to his lips and his chest. At the same time, we have to acknowledge that there was color coming back to her cheeks and her breathing was deep and steady for a minute or two during this moment of relapse.

The noise at the door began now to grow much louder, and Henry was called for by all his various names of Smith. Gow, and Hal of the Wynd, as heathens used to summon their deities by different epithets. At last, like Portuguese Catholics when exhausted with entreating their saints, the crowd without had recourse to vituperative exclamations.

The noise at the door started to get much louder, and Henry was called by all his different names like Smith, Gow, and Hal of the Wynd, just like how heathens used to call upon their gods with different titles. Finally, like Portuguese Catholics who, worn out from praying to their saints, the crowd outside resorted to shouting insults.

“Out upon you, Henry! You are a disgraced man, man sworn to your burgher oath, and a traitor to the Fair City, unless you come instantly forth!”

“Shame on you, Henry! You’re a disgraced man, someone who swore an oath to your community, and a traitor to the Fair City, unless you come out right now!”

It would seem that nurse Shoolbred’s applications were now so far successful that Catharine’s senses were in some measure restored; for, turning her face more towards that of her lover than her former posture permitted, she let her right hand fall on his shoulder, leaving her left still in his possession, and seeming slightly to detain him, while she whispered: “Do not go, Henry—stay with me; they will kill thee, these men of blood.”

It seems that Nurse Shoolbred’s efforts had worked to some extent, as Catharine’s senses began to return. She turned her face more toward her lover than her previous position allowed, letting her right hand rest on his shoulder while keeping her left hand in his grip, gently holding him back as she whispered, “Don’t leave, Henry—stay with me; these ruthless men will kill you.”

It would seem that this gentle invocation, the result of finding the lover alive whom she expected to have only recognised as a corpse, though it was spoken so low as scarcely to be intelligible, had more effect to keep Henry Wynd in his present posture than the repeated summons of many voices from without had to bring him downstairs.

It seems that this quiet call, made upon discovering her lover alive when she thought he was just a corpse, even though it was said so softly it was barely audible, had more impact on keeping Henry Wynd in his current position than the repeated calls from several voices outside did in getting him to come downstairs.

“Mass, townsmen,” cried one hardy citizen to his companions, “the saucy smith but jests with us! Let us into the house, and bring him out by the lug and the horn.”

“Guys, the blacksmith is just messing with us!” shouted one tough townsperson to his friends. “Let’s go inside and drag him out by the ear and the horn.”

“Take care what you are doing,” said a more cautious assailant. “The man that presses on Henry Gow’s retirement may go into his house with sound bones, but will return with ready made work for the surgeon. But here comes one has good right to do our errand to him, and make the recreant hear reason on both sides of his head.”

“Be careful with what you’re doing,” said a more cautious attacker. “The guy who pushes Henry Gow about retiring might go into his house in one piece, but he’ll come out with a lot of work for the surgeon. But here comes someone who has every right to go do our business with him and make the coward listen to reason from both sides.”

The person of whom this was spoken was no other than Simon Glover himself. He had arrived at the fatal spot where the unlucky bonnet maker’s body was lying, just in time to discover, to his great relief, that when it was turned with the face upwards by Bailie Craigdallie’s orders, the features of the poor braggart Proudfute were recognised, when the crowd expected to behold those of their favorite champion, Henry Smith. A laugh, or something approaching to one, went among those who remembered how hard Oliver had struggled to obtain the character of a fighting man, however foreign to his nature and disposition, and remarked now that he had met with a mode of death much better suited to his pretensions than to his temper. But this tendency to ill timed mirth, which savoured of the rudeness of the times, was at once hushed by the voice, and cries, and exclamations of a woman who struggled through the crowd, screaming at the same time, “Oh, my husband—my husband!”

The person being discussed was none other than Simon Glover himself. He had arrived at the tragic scene where the unfortunate bonnet maker’s body lay, just in time to find, to his great relief, that when it was turned face up by Bailie Craigdallie’s orders, the features of the poor braggart Proudfute were recognized, while the crowd had expected to see their favorite champion, Henry Smith. A laugh, or something close to it, spread among those who remembered how hard Oliver had tried to earn the reputation of a fighter, which was so far from his true nature, and noted that he had now encountered a death far more in line with his pretensions than his temperament. However, this ill-timed amusement, which reflected the rudeness of the era, was quickly silenced by the voice, cries, and exclamations of a woman who pushed her way through the crowd, screaming at the same time, “Oh, my husband—my husband!”

Room was made for the sorrower, who was followed by two or three female friends. Maudie Proudfute had been hitherto only noticed as a good looking, black haired woman, believed to be “dink” and disdainful to those whom she thought meaner or poorer than herself, and lady and empress over her late husband, whom she quickly caused to lower his crest when she chanced to hear him crowing out of season. But now, under the influence of powerful passion, she assumed a far more imposing character.

Room was made for the grieving woman, who was accompanied by two or three female friends. Maudie Proudfute had previously only been noticed as an attractive, black-haired woman, thought to be “dink” and snobbish toward those she considered beneath her or less fortunate, and the lady and ruler over her late husband, whom she swiftly made to back down whenever she caught him boasting at the wrong time. But now, under the effect of strong emotions, she took on a much more impressive presence.

“Do you laugh,” she said, “you unworthy burghers of Perth, because one of your own citizens has poured his blood into the kennel? or do you laugh because the deadly lot has lighted on my husband? How has he deserved this? Did he not maintain an honest house by his own industry, and keep a creditable board, where the sick had welcome and the poor had relief? Did he not lend to those who wanted, stand by his neighbours as a friend, keep counsel and do justice like a magistrate?”

“Are you laughing,” she said, “you unworthy citizens of Perth, because one of your own has spilled his blood in the gutter? Or are you laughing because my husband has met this tragic fate? What did he do to deserve this? Didn’t he build an honest home through his hard work and provide a respectable table where the sick were welcomed and the poor found relief? Didn’t he lend to those in need, support his neighbors as a friend, keep confidence, and administer justice like a magistrate?”

“It is true—it is true,” answered the assembly; “his blood is our blood as much as if it were Henry Gow’s.”

“It’s true—it’s true,” replied the crowd; “his blood is our blood just as much as if he were Henry Gow.”

“You speak truth, neighbours,” said Bailie Craigdallie; “and this feud cannot be patched up as the former was: citizen’s blood must not flow unavenged down our kennels, as if it were ditch water, or we shall soon see the broad Tay crimsoned with it. But this blow was never meant for the poor man on whom it has unhappily fallen. Every one knew what Oliver Proudfute was, how wide he would speak, and how little he would do. He has Henry Smith’s buff coat, target, and head piece. All the town know them as well as I do: there is no doubt on’t. He had the trick, as you know, of trying to imitate the smith in most things. Some one, blind with rage, or perhaps through liquor, has stricken the innocent bonnet maker, whom no man either hated or feared, or indeed cared either much or little about, instead of the stout smith, who has twenty feuds upon his hands.”

“You're speaking the truth, neighbors,” said Bailie Craigdallie; “and this feud can't be fixed like the last one: we can't let the blood of our citizens flow unpunished like it's just dirty water, or we'll soon see the broad Tay stained with it. But this blow wasn't meant for the poor guy it sadly hit. Everyone knew who Oliver Proudfute was, how much he would talk, and how little he would actually do. He has Henry Smith’s leather coat, shield, and helmet. The whole town knows them just like I do: there's no doubt about it. He had the habit, as you know, of trying to copy the smith in almost everything. Someone, blinded by rage, or maybe drunk, has struck the innocent bonnet maker, whom no one hated or feared, or even really cared about, instead of the tough smith, who has twenty feuds to deal with.”

“What then, is to be done, bailie?” cried the multitude.

“What should we do now, bailie?” shouted the crowd.

“That, my friends, your magistrates will determine for you, as we shall instantly meet together when Sir Patrick Charteris cometh here, which must be anon. Meanwhile, let the chirurgeon Dwining examine that poor piece of clay, that he may tell us how he came by his fatal death; and then let the corpse be decently swathed in a clean shroud, as becomes an honest citizen, and placed before the high altar in the church of St. John, the patron of the Fair City. Cease all clamour and noise, and every defensible man of you, as you would wish well to the Fair Town, keep his weapons in readiness, and be prepared to assemble on the High Street at the tolling of the common bell from the townhouse, and we will either revenge the death of our fellow citizen, or else we shall take such fortune as Heaven will send us. Meanwhile avoid all quarrelling With the knights and their followers till we know the innocent from the guilty. But wherefore tarries this knave Smith? He is ready enough in tumults when his presence is not wanted, and lags he now when his presence may serve the Fair City? What ails him, doth any one know? Hath he been upon the frolic last Fastern’s Even?”

"Well, my friends, your leaders will decide for you, as we will quickly gather when Sir Patrick Charteris arrives, which should be soon. In the meantime, let the surgeon Dwining check on that poor body so he can tell us how he met his tragic end; then let the corpse be properly wrapped in a clean shroud, as is fitting for a respectable citizen, and placed before the high altar in the church of St. John, the patron of the Fair City. Stop all the shouting and noise, and every able man among you, if you care about the Fair Town, keep your weapons ready and be ready to gather on High Street when the town bell rings, and we will either avenge our fellow citizen's death or accept whatever fate Heaven has in store for us. In the meantime, avoid all fighting with the knights and their followers until we can tell the innocent from the guilty. But why is that fool Smith taking so long? He’s always eager for trouble when he’s not needed, but now he’s dragging his feet when his presence could help the Fair City. What’s wrong with him, does anyone know? Has he been out partying since last Fastern’s Even?"

“Rather he is sick or sullen, Master Bailie,” said one of the city’s mairs, or sergeants; “for though he is within door, as his knaves report, yet he will neither answer to us nor admit us.”

“Rather he is sick or moody, Master Bailie,” said one of the city's officers, or sergeants; “for even though he's indoors, as his servants say, he won't respond to us or let us in.”

“So please your worship, Master Bailie,” said Simon Glover, “I will go myself to fetch Henry Smith. I have some little difference to make up with him. And blessed be Our Lady, who hath so ordered it that I find him alive, as a quarter of an hour since I could never have expected!”

“Please, Master Bailie,” said Simon Glover, “I'll go get Henry Smith myself. I have a bit of a disagreement to settle with him. And thank Our Lady for making it so that I find him alive, as just half an hour ago I could never have expected this!”

“Bring the stout smith to the council house,” said the bailie, as a mounted yeoman pressed through the crowd and whispered in his ear, “Here is a good fellow who says the Knight of Kinfauns is entering the port.”

“Bring the strong blacksmith to the council house,” said the bailiff, as a mounted farmer squeezed through the crowd and whispered in his ear, “Here’s a decent guy who says the Knight of Kinfauns is coming into port.”

Such was the occasion of Simon Glover presenting himself at the house of Henry Gow at the period already noticed.

Such was the occasion of Simon Glover showing up at Henry Gow’s house at the time already mentioned.

Unrestrained by the considerations of doubt and hesitation which influenced others, he repaired to the parlour; and having overheard the bustling of Dame Shoolbred, he took the privilege of intimacy to ascend to the bedroom, and, with the slight apology of “I crave your pardon, good neighbour,” he opened the door and entered the apartment, where a singular and unexpected sight awaited him. At the sound of his voice, May Catharine experienced a revival much speedier than Dame Shoolbred’s restoratives had been able to produce, and the paleness of her complexion changed into a deep glow of the most lovely red. She pushed her lover from her with both her hands, which, until this minute, her want of consciousness, or her affection, awakened by the events of the morning, had well nigh abandoned to his caresses. Henry Smith, bashful as we know him, stumbled as he rose up; and none of the party were without a share of confusion, excepting Dame Shoolbred, who was glad to make some pretext to turn her back to the others, in order that she might enjoy a laugh at their expense, which she felt herself utterly unable to restrain, and in which the glover, whose surprise, though great, was of short duration, and of a joyful character, sincerely joined.

Unbothered by doubt and hesitation that affected others, he went to the living room. After hearing Dame Shoolbred bustling about, he felt comfortable enough to head to the bedroom. With a light apology, “Excuse me, good neighbor,” he opened the door and entered the room, where an unusual and unexpected scene greeted him. At the sound of his voice, May Catharine felt a revival much quicker than what Dame Shoolbred’s remedies had managed to achieve, and the paleness of her complexion turned into a deep rosy glow. She pushed her lover away with both hands, which, until this moment, her lack of awareness or the feelings stirred by the morning's events had almost surrendered to his embraces. Henry Smith, known for his shyness, stumbled as he stood up, and everyone in the room felt some degree of embarrassment, except for Dame Shoolbred, who was pleased to find an excuse to turn her back to the others so she could have a laugh at their expense, a reaction she found completely uncontrollable, and in which the glover, though initially surprised, soon joyfully joined.

“Now, by good St. John,” he said, “I thought I had seen a sight this morning that would cure me of laughter, at least till Lent was over; but this would make me curl my cheek if I were dying. Why, here stands honest Henry Smith, who was lamented as dead, and toll’d out for from every steeple in town, alive, merry, and, as it seems from his ruddy complexion, as like to live as any man in Perth. And here is my precious daughter, that yesterday would speak of nothing but the wickedness of the wights that haunt profane sports and protect glee maidens. Ay, she who set St. Valentine and St. Cupid both at defiance—here she is, turned a glee maiden herself, for what I can see! Truly, I am glad to see that you, my good Dame Shoolbred, who give way to no disorder, have been of this loving party.”

“Now, by good St. John,” he said, “I thought I had seen something this morning that would keep me from laughing, at least until Lent was over; but this would make me smile even if I were dying. Why, here stands honest Henry Smith, who everyone mourned as dead and rang the bells for from every church in town, alive, cheerful, and, judging by his rosy cheeks, as likely to live as any man in Perth. And here is my dear daughter, who yesterday could only talk about the wickedness of those who engage in unsavory activities and support flirtatious girls. Yes, she who defied St. Valentine and St. Cupid—here she is, turned into a flirt herself, as far as I can see! Truly, I’m glad to see you, my good Dame Shoolbred, who never let chaos take over, have joined this joyful gathering.”

“You do me wrong, my dearest father,” said Catharine, as if about to weep. “I came here with far different expectations than you suppose. I only came because—because—”

“You're treating me unfairly, my dearest father,” Catharine said, on the verge of tears. “I came here with very different expectations than you think. I only came because—because—”

“Because you expected to find a dead lover,” said her father, “and you have found a living one, who can receive the tokens of your regard, and return them. Now, were it not a sin, I could find in my heart to thank Heaven that thou hast been surprised at last into owning thyself a woman. Simon Glover is not worthy to have an absolute saint for his daughter. Nay, look not so piteously, nor expect condolence from me! Only I will try not to look merry, if you will be pleased to stop your tears, or confess them to be tears of joy.”

“Because you thought you’d find a dead lover,” her father said, “but you’ve found a living one who can receive your tokens of affection and give them back. Now, if it weren’t a sin, I’d thank Heaven that you’ve finally admitted you’re a woman. Simon Glover isn’t good enough to have a perfect saint as his daughter. Don’t look so miserable, and don’t expect sympathy from me! Just do your best to stop crying, or admit those tears are tears of joy.”

“If I were to die for such a confession,” said poor Catharine, “I could not tell what to call them. Only believe, dear father, and let Henry believe, that I would never have come hither; unless—unless—”

“If I were to die for such a confession,” said poor Catharine, “I wouldn’t know what to call them. Just believe, dear father, and let Henry believe, that I would never have come here; unless—unless—”

“Unless you had thought that Henry could not come to you,” said her father. “And now, shake hands in peace and concord, and agree as Valentines should. Yesterday was Shrovetide, Henry; We will hold that thou hast confessed thy follies, hast obtained absolution, and art relieved of all the guilt thou stoodest charged with.”

“Unless you thought that Henry couldn't join you,” said her father. “Now, shake hands in peace and harmony, and agree like true Valentines should. Yesterday was Shrovetide, Henry; we’ll assume that you’ve acknowledged your mistakes, received forgiveness, and are free of all the guilt you were burdened with.”

“Nay touching that, father Simon,” said the smith, “now that you are cool enough to hear me, I can swear on the Gospels, and I can call my nurse, Dame Shoolbred, to witness—”

“Nah about that, Father Simon,” said the smith, “now that you’re calm enough to listen to me, I can swear on the Gospels, and I can call my nurse, Dame Shoolbred, to back me up—”

“Nay—nay,” said the glover, “but wherefore rake up differences which should all be forgotten?”

“Nah—nah,” said the glover, “but why bring up disagreements that should all be forgotten?”

“Hark ye, Simon!—Simon Glover!” This was now echoed from beneath.

“Hear me, Simon!—Simon Glover!” This was now echoed from below.

“True, son Smith,” said the glover, seriously, “we have other work in hand. You and I must to the council instantly. Catharine shall remain here with Dame Shoolbred, who will take charge of her till we return; and then, as the town is in misrule, we two, Harry, will carry her home, and they will be bold men that cross us.”

“True, son Smith,” said the glover, seriously, “we have other work to do. You and I must go to the council immediately. Catharine will stay here with Dame Shoolbred, who will take care of her until we get back; and then, since the town is in chaos, you and I, Harry, will take her home, and they’ll have to be brave to challenge us.”

“Nay, my dear father,” said Catharine, with a smile, “now you are taking Oliver Proudfute’s office. That doughty burgher is Henry’s brother at arms.”

“Nah, my dear dad,” said Catharine with a smile, “now you’re taking Oliver Proudfute’s job. That tough guy is Henry’s battle buddy.”

Her father’s countenance grew dark.

Her father's expression grew dark.

“You have spoke a stinging word, daughter; but you know not what has happened. Kiss him, Catharine, in token of forgiveness.”

“You’ve spoken a hurtful word, daughter; but you don’t know what has happened. Kiss him, Catharine, as a sign of forgiveness.”

“Not so,” said Catharine; “I have done him too much grace already. When he has seen the errant damsel safe home, it will be time enough to claim his reward.”

“Not at all,” Catharine said; “I’ve already given him too much credit. Once he’s brought the wandering damsel home safely, then it will be the right time to ask for his reward.”

“Meantime,” said Henry, “I will claim, as your host, what you will not allow me on other terms.”

“Meanwhile,” said Henry, “I will take what you won't give me otherwise, as your host.”

He folded the fair maiden in his arms, and was permitted to take the salute which she had refused to bestow.

He wrapped the lovely young woman in his arms and was allowed to receive the greeting she had denied him.

As they descended the stair together, the old man laid his hand on the smith’s shoulder, and said: “Henry, my dearest wishes are fulfilled; but it is the pleasure of the saints that it should be in an hour of difficulty and terror.”

As they walked down the stairs together, the old man placed his hand on the smith’s shoulder and said, “Henry, my deepest wishes have come true; but it’s the will of the saints that it should be during a time of struggle and fear.”

“True,” said the smith; “but thou knowest, father, if our riots be frequent at Perth, at least they seldom last long.”

“True,” said the blacksmith; “but you know, father, if our disturbances happen often in Perth, at least they rarely go on for long.”

Then, opening a door which led from the house into the smithy, “here, comrades,” he cried, “Anton, Cuthbert, Dingwell, and Ringen! Let none of you stir from the place till I return. Be as true as the weapons I have taught you to forge: a French crown and a Scotch merrymaking for you, if you obey my command. I leave a mighty treasure in your charge. Watch the doors well, let little Jannekin scout up and down the wynd, and have your arms ready if any one approaches the house. Open the doors to no man till father Glover or I return: it concerns my life and happiness.”

Then, opening a door that led from the house into the smithy, “Here, comrades,” he called, “Anton, Cuthbert, Dingwell, and Ringen! Don’t you move from this spot until I get back. Be as reliable as the weapons I’ve taught you to forge: a French crown and a Scottish celebration for you if you follow my orders. I’m leaving a huge treasure in your care. Watch the doors closely, let little Jannekin patrol the street, and keep your weapons ready in case anyone comes near the house. Don’t open the doors to anyone until Father Glover or I return: it’s about my life and happiness.”

The strong, swarthy giants to whom he spoke answered: “Death to him who attempts it!”

The tough, dark-skinned giants he spoke to replied, "Death to anyone who tries it!"

“My Catharine is now as safe,” said he to her father, “as if twenty men garrisoned a royal castle in her cause. We shall pass most quietly to the council house by walking through the garden.”

“My Catharine is now as safe,” he told her father, “as if twenty men were guarding a royal castle for her. We’ll quietly make our way to the council house by walking through the garden.”

He led the way through a little orchard accordingly, where the birds, which had been sheltered and fed during the winter by the good natured artisan, early in the season as it was, were saluting the precarious smiles of a February sun with a few faint and interrupted attempts at melody.

He led the way through a small orchard, where the birds, which had been sheltered and fed during the winter by the kind-hearted artisan, were greeting the weak sunshine of a February day with a few faint and hesitant attempts at singing, even though it was still early in the season.

“Hear these minstrels, father,” said the smith; “I laughed at them this morning in the bitterness of my heart, because the little wretches sung, with so much of winter before them. But now, methinks, I could bear a blythe chorus, for I have my Valentine as they have theirs; and whatever ill may lie before me for tomorrow, I am today the happiest man in Perth, city or county, burgh or landward.”

"Hear these musicians, dad," said the blacksmith; "I laughed at them this morning out of bitterness, because those poor souls were singing with so much winter ahead of them. But now, I think I could enjoy a cheerful song, because I have my Valentine just like they do; and no matter what troubles may come tomorrow, today I am the happiest man in Perth, whether in the city or the countryside."

“Yet I must allay your joy,” said the old glover, “though, Heaven knows, I share it. Poor Oliver Proudfute, the inoffensive fool that you and I knew so well, has been found this morning dead in the streets.”

“Yet I have to bring you down a bit,” said the old glover, “even though, God knows, I feel the same way. Poor Oliver Proudfute, the harmless fool that you and I knew so well, was found dead this morning in the streets.”

“Only dead drunk, I trust?” said the smith; “nay, a candle and a dose of matrimonial advice will bring him to life again.”

“Only completely wasted, I hope?” said the blacksmith; “no, a candle and some marriage advice will wake him up.”

“No, Henry—no. He is slain—slain with a battle axe or some such weapon.”

“No, Henry—no. He’s dead—killed by a battle axe or something like that.”

“Impossible!” replied the smith; “he was light footed enough, and would not for all Perth have trusted to his hands, when he could extricate himself by his heels.”

“Impossible!” replied the blacksmith; “he was quick on his feet, and would not, for anything in Perth, have relied on his strength when he could have escaped using his speed.”

“No choice was allowed him. The blow was dealt in the very back of his head; he who struck must have been a shorter man than himself, and used a horseman’s battle axe, or some such weapon, for a Lochaber axe must have struck the upper part of his head. But there he lies dead, brained, I may say, by a most frightful wound.”

“No choice was given to him. The blow was delivered to the back of his head; the one who hit him must have been shorter than he was and used a horseman's battle axe or something similar, because a Lochaber axe would have hit the top part of his head. But there he lies dead, I can say, with a terrible wound to the head.”

“This is inconceivable,” said Henry Wynd. “He was in my house at midnight, in a morricer’s habit; seemed to have been drinking, though not to excess. He told me a tale of having been beset by revellers, and being in danger; but, alas! you know the man—I deemed it was a swaggering fit, as he sometimes took when he was in liquor; and, may the Merciful Virgin forgive me! I let him go without company, in which I did him inhuman wrong. Holy St. John be my witness! I would have gone with any helpless creature; and far more with him, with whom I have so often sat at the same board and drunken of the same cup. Who, of the race of man, could have thought of harming a creature so simple and so unoffending, excepting by his idle vaunts?”

“This is unbelievable,” said Henry Wynd. “He was in my house at midnight, wearing a killer's outfit; he seemed to have been drinking, but not too much. He told me a story about being chased by party-goers and being in danger; but, sadly! you know the guy—I thought it was just a drunken brag, like he sometimes did when he was drinking; and, may the Merciful Virgin forgive me! I let him leave alone, which was a terrible mistake. Holy St. John, be my witness! I would have gone with any vulnerable person; and especially with him, with whom I have so often shared a meal and drunk from the same cup. Who, among mankind, could think of harming someone so innocent and harmless, except for his empty boasts?”

“Henry, he wore thy head piece, thy buff coat; thy target. How came he by these?”

“Henry, he wore your helmet, your buff coat; your shield. How did he get these?”

“Why, he demanded the use of them for the night, and I was ill at ease, and well pleased to be rid of his company, having kept no holiday, and being determined to keep none, in respect of our misunderstanding.”

“Why, he asked to use them for the night, and I felt uncomfortable, but was relieved to be away from his company since I hadn’t taken any time off and was resolved not to, because of our disagreement.”

“It is the opinion of Bailie Craigdallie and all our sagest counsellors that the blow was intended for yourself, and that it becomes you to prosecute the due vengeance of our fellow citizen, who received the death which was meant for you.”

“It’s the view of Bailie Craigdallie and all our wisest advisors that the attack was aimed at you, and it’s up to you to seek proper justice for our fellow citizen, who suffered the fate meant for you.”

The smith was for some time silent. They had now left the garden, and were walking in a lonely lane, by which they meant to approach the council house of the burgh without being exposed to observation or idle inquiry.

The blacksmith was quiet for a while. They had left the garden and were walking down a secluded path, intending to reach the council house of the burgh without attracting attention or unnecessary questions.

“You are silent, my son, yet we two have much to speak of,” said Simon Glover. “Bethink thee that this widowed woman, Maudlin, if she should see cause to bring a charge against any one for the wrong done to her and her orphan children, must support it by a champion, according to law and custom; for, be the murderer who he may, we know enough of these followers of the nobles to be assured that the party suspected will appeal to the combat, in derision, perhaps, of we whom they will call the cowardly burghers. While we are men with blood in our veins, this must not be, Henry Wynd.”

“You're quiet, my son, but we have a lot to discuss,” said Simon Glover. “Remember that this widowed woman, Maudlin, if she decides to accuse anyone for the wrong done to her and her orphaned children, will need to back it up with a champion, as the law and tradition require; because no matter who the murderer is, we know enough about these noble supporters to be certain that the accused will challenge us to a duel, likely mocking us as cowardly townsfolk. As long as we have blood in our veins, this cannot happen, Henry Wynd.”

“I see where you would draw me, father,” answered Henry, dejectedly, “and St. John knows I have heard a summons to battle as willingly as war horse ever heard the trumpet. But bethink you, father, how I have lost Catharine’s favour repeatedly, and have been driven well nigh to despair of ever regaining it, for being, if I may say so, even too ready a man of my hands. And here are all our quarrels made up, and the hopes that seemed this morning removed beyond earthly prospect have become nearer and brighter than ever; and must I with the dear one’s kiss of forgiveness on my lips, engage in a new scene of violence, which you are well aware will give her the deepest offence?”

“I understand why you want to pull me into this, Dad,” replied Henry, feeling down. “And St. John knows I’ve answered the call to fight as eagerly as a war horse responds to the trumpet. But think about it, Dad—I’ve lost Catharine’s favor so many times and have nearly given up hope of getting it back, all because I’m, if I may say so, a bit too willing to throw a punch. Now all our fights are over, and the hopes that seemed completely out of reach this morning have become closer and clearer than ever; and do I really have to, with the kiss of forgiveness from my beloved on my lips, step into another violent confrontation that you know will upset her the most?”

“It is hard for me to advise you, Henry,” said Simon; “but this I must ask you: Have you, or have you not, reason to think that this poor unfortunate Oliver has been mistaken for you?”

“It’s tough for me to give you advice, Henry,” Simon said. “But I have to ask you this: Do you, or do you not, have any reason to believe that this poor unfortunate Oliver has been mistaken for you?”

“I fear it too much,” said Henry. “He was thought something like me, and the poor fool had studied to ape my gestures and manner of walking, nay the very airs which I have the trick of whistling, that he might increase a resemblance which has cost him dear. I have ill willers enough, both in burgh and landward, to owe me a shrewd turn; and he, I think, could have none such.”

“I’m really afraid of it,” said Henry. “He was considered somewhat like me, and the poor guy tried to imitate my gestures and how I walk, even the little tunes I’m good at whistling, to make our resemblance stronger, which has cost him a lot. I already have plenty of enemies, both in town and out in the countryside, who would love to get back at me; and I don’t think he had any like that.”

“Well, Henry, I cannot say but my daughter will be offended. She has been much with Father Clement, and has received notions about peace and forgiveness which methinks suit ill with a country where the laws cannot protect us, unless we have spirit to protect ourselves. If you determine for the combat, I will do my best to persuade her to look on the matter as the other good womanhood in the burgh will do; and if you resolve to let the matter rest—the man who has lost his life for yours remaining unavenged, the widow and the orphans without any reparation for the loss of a husband and father—I will then do you the justice to think that I, at least, ought not to think the worse of you for your patience, since it was adopted for love of my child. But, Henry, we must in that case remove ourselves from bonny St. Johnston, for here we will be but a disgraced family.”

“Well, Henry, I can’t help but think my daughter will be upset. She has spent a lot of time with Father Clement and has picked up ideas about peace and forgiveness that don't really fit in a country where the laws can’t protect us, unless we are willing to stand up for ourselves. If you decide to go through with the fight, I'll do my best to convince her to see things the way other women in the town do; and if you choose to let it go—leaving the man who died for you unavenged, and the widow and children without any compensation for losing a husband and father—I’ll at least give you credit for your patience, since it’s for the sake of my daughter. But, Henry, if that’s the case, we need to leave beautiful St. Johnston, because here we'll just be a disgraced family.”

Henry groaned deeply, and was silent for an instant, then replied: “I would rather be dead than dishonoured, though I should never see her again! Had it been yester evening, I would have met the best blade among these men at arms as blythely as ever I danced at a maypole. But today, when she had first as good as said, ‘Henry Smith, I love thee!’ Father Glover; it is very hard. Yet it is all my own fault. This poor unhappy Oliver! I ought to have allowed him the shelter of my roof, when he prayed me in his agony of fear; or; had I gone with him, I should then have prevented or shared his fate. But I taunted him, ridiculed him, loaded him with maledictions, though the saints know they were uttered in idle peevishness of impatience. I drove him out from my doors, whom I knew so helpless, to take the fate which was perhaps intended for me. I must avenge him, or be dishonoured for ever. See, father, I have been called a man hard as the steel I work in. Does burnished steel ever drop tears like these? Shame on me that I should shed them!”

Henry groaned deeply, fell silent for a moment, then replied: “I’d rather be dead than dishonored, even if I never see her again! If it had been last night, I would have faced the best fighter among these men-at-arms as happily as I danced around a maypole. But today, after she practically said, ‘Henry Smith, I love you!’ Father Glover, it’s really tough. Yet it’s entirely my fault. Poor, unfortunate Oliver! I should have offered him the safety of my home when he begged me, terrified. If I had gone with him, I could have either prevented or shared his fate. But I mocked him, ridiculed him, cursed him, even though the saints know those words came from a place of frustration. I forced him out of my home, knowing he was so defenseless, to face a fate that might have been meant for me. I have to avenge him, or I’ll be dishonored forever. Look, Father, people have called me a man as tough as the steel I work with. Does polished steel ever shed tears like these? I’m ashamed to be crying!”

“It is no shame, my dearest son,” said Simon; “thou art as kind as brave, and I have always known it. There is yet a chance for us. No one may be discovered to whom suspicion attaches, and where none such is found, the combat cannot take place. It is a hard thing to wish that the innocent blood may not be avenged. But if the perpetrator of this foul murder be hidden for the present, thou wilt be saved from the task of seeking that vengeance which Heaven doubtless will take at its own proper time.”

“It’s no shame, my dear son,” Simon said; “you are as kind as you are brave, and I’ve always known that. There’s still a chance for us. If no one is found to whom suspicion attaches, then the fight can’t happen. It’s tough to wish that innocent blood doesn’t get avenged. But if the person who committed this terrible murder is still hidden, you’ll be spared from the burden of seeking revenge, which Heaven will surely handle in its own time.”

As they spoke thus, they arrived at the point of the High Street where the council house was situated. As they reached the door, and made their way through the multitude who thronged the street, they found the avenues guarded by a select party of armed burghers, and about fifty spears belonging to the Knight of Kinfauns, who, with his allies the Grays, Blairs, Moncrieffs, and others, had brought to Perth a considerable body of horse, of which these were a part. So soon as the glover and smith presented themselves, they were admitted to the chamber in which the magistrates were assembled.

As they talked, they reached the spot on High Street where the council house was located. When they got to the door and made their way through the crowd filling the street, they noticed the access points were protected by a group of armed townspeople and around fifty spears belonging to the Knight of Kinfauns, who, along with his allies the Grays, Blairs, Moncrieffs, and others, had brought a significant number of cavalry to Perth, of which this was a part. As soon as the glover and the blacksmith arrived, they were allowed into the room where the magistrates were gathered.





CHAPTER XX.

     A woman wails for justice at the gate,
     A widow’d woman, wan and desolate.

     Bertha.
     A woman cries for justice at the gate,  
     A widowed woman, pale and heartbroken.  

     Bertha.

The council room of Perth presented a singular spectacle. In a gloomy apartment, ill and inconveniently lighted by two windows of different form and of unequal size, were assembled, around a large oaken table, a group of men, of whom those who occupied the higher seats were merchants, that is, guild brethren, or shopkeepers, arrayed in decent dresses becoming their station, but most of them bearing, like, the Regent York, “signs of war around their aged necks”—gorgets, namely, and baldricks, which sustained their weapons. The lower places around the table were occupied by mechanics and artisans, the presidents, or deacons, as they were termed, of the working classes, in their ordinary clothes, somewhat better arranged than usual. These, too, wore pieces of armour of various descriptions. Some had the blackjack, or doublets covered with small plates of iron of a lozenge shape, which, secured through the upper angle, hung in rows above each [other], and which, swaying with the motion of the wearer’s person, formed a secure defence to the body. Others had buff coats, which, as already mentioned, could resist the blow of a sword, and even a lance’s point, unless propelled with great force. At the bottom of the table, surrounded as it was with this varied assembly, sat Sir Louis Lundin; no military man, but a priest and parson of St. John’s, arrayed in his canonical dress, and having his pen and ink before him. He was town clerk of the burgh, and, like all the priests of the period (who were called from that circumstance the Pope’s knights), received the honourable title of Dominus, contracted into Dom, or Dan, or translated into Sir, the title of reverence due to the secular chivalry.

The council room of Perth was quite a sight. In a dim, poorly lit space with two oddly shaped and sized windows, a group of men gathered around a large oak table. Those in the higher seats were merchants, specifically guild members or shopkeepers, dressed respectably for their status. Most of them, like Regent York, showed “signs of war around their aged necks”—gorgets and baldricks that held their weapons. The lower seats were filled by mechanics and artisans, known as presidents or deacons of the working class, in their everyday clothes, slightly more presentable than usual. They also wore various types of armor. Some had blackjack, or doublets covered with small iron plates shaped like diamonds, secured at the top and hanging in rows, providing solid protection. Others wore buff coats that could withstand sword blows and even the point of a lance, unless it was thrust with great force. At the end of the table sat Sir Louis Lundin; not a soldier, but a priest and pastor of St. John’s, dressed in his clerical attire with his pen and ink in front of him. He was the town clerk of the burgh and, like all priests of the time (who were known as the Pope’s knights), held the honorific title of Dominus, shortened to Dom or Dan, or translated as Sir, a term of respect given to secular knights.

On an elevated seat at the head of the council board was placed Sir Patrick Charteris, in complete armour brightly burnished—a singular contrast to the motley mixture of warlike and peaceful attire exhibited by the burghers, who were only called to arms occasionally. The bearing of the provost, while it completely admitted the intimate connexion which mutual interests had created betwixt himself, the burgh, and the magistracy, was at the same time calculated to assert the superiority which, in virtue of gentle blood and chivalrous rank, the opinions of the age assigned to him over the members of the assembly in which he presided. Two squires stood behind him, one of them holding the knight’s pennon, and another his shield, bearing his armorial distinctions, being a hand holding a dagger, or short sword, with the proud motto, “This is my charter.” A handsome page displayed the long sword of his master, and another bore his lance; all which chivalrous emblems and appurtenances were the more scrupulously exhibited, that the dignitary to whom they belonged was engaged in discharging the office of a burgh magistrate. In his own person the Knight of Kinfauns appeared to affect something of state and stiffness which did not naturally pertain to his frank and jovial character.

On an elevated seat at the head of the council table sat Sir Patrick Charteris, fully armored and shining—a stark contrast to the mixed styles of battle and casual wear worn by the townspeople, who rarely had to take up arms. The provost’s demeanor reflected the strong bond that mutual interests had forged between him, the town, and the local leaders, while also asserting the superiority that society assigned to him due to his noble lineage and knightly status over the assembly he led. Two squires stood behind him; one held the knight's flag, and the other carried his shield adorned with his coat of arms—a hand grasping a dagger or short sword, beneath the proud motto, “This is my charter.” A handsome page showcased his master’s long sword, while another carried his lance; all these chivalrous symbols and accessories were prominently displayed, emphasizing the important role the knight played in fulfilling his duties as a town leader. The Knight of Kinfauns seemed to embody a sense of formality and stiffness that didn’t quite match his usual outgoing and cheerful personality.

“So you are come at length, Henry Smith and Simon Glover,” said the provost. “Know that you have kept us waiting for your attendance. Should it so chance again while we occupy this place, we will lay such a fine on you as you will have small pleasure in paying. Enough—make no excuses. They are not asked now, and another time they will not be admitted. Know, sirs, that our reverend clerk hath taken down in writing, and at full length, what I will tell you in brief, that you may see what is to be required of you, Henry Smith, in particular. Our late fellow citizen, Oliver Proudfute, hath been found dead in the High Street, close by the entrance into the wynd. It seemeth he was slain by a heavy blow with a short axe, dealt from behind and at unawares; and the act by which he fell can only be termed a deed of foul and forethought murder. So much for the crime. The criminal can only be indicated by circumstances. It is recorded in the protocol of the Reverend Sir Louis Lundin, that divers well reported witnesses saw our deceased citizen, Oliver Proudfute, till a late period accompanying the entry of the morrice dancers, of whom he was one, as far as the house of Simon Glover, in Curfew Street, where they again played their pageant. It is also manifested that at this place he separated from the rest of the band, after some discourse with Simon Glover, and made an appointment to meet with the others of his company at the sign of the Griffin, there to conclude the holiday. Now, Simon, I demand of you whether this be truly stated, so far as you know? and further, what was the purport of the defunct Oliver Proudfute’s discourse with you?”

“So you have finally arrived, Henry Smith and Simon Glover,” said the provost. “Understand that you have kept us waiting for your presence. If this happens again while we are in this place, we will impose a fine on you that you won't enjoy paying. Enough—don't make excuses. They are not needed now, and next time they won't be accepted. Know, gentlemen, that our respected clerk has written down in detail what I will summarize, so you can see what is specifically required of you, Henry Smith. Our former fellow citizen, Oliver Proudfute, has been found dead in the High Street, near the entrance to the wynd. It appears he was struck from behind by a heavy blow from a short axe, unexpectedly; and the act that led to his death can only be described as a vile and premeditated murder. That’s the situation regarding the crime. The perpetrator can only be indicated by surrounding circumstances. It is recorded in the notes of the Reverend Sir Louis Lundin that several reliable witnesses saw our deceased citizen, Oliver Proudfute, until recently accompanying the arrival of the morrice dancers, of which he was one, as far as Simon Glover's house on Curfew Street, where they performed their pageant again. It also shows that at this location he parted ways with the rest of the group after speaking with Simon Glover and made plans to meet the others in his company at the sign of the Griffin to finish the holiday. Now, Simon, I ask you if this is accurately stated, as far as you know? And also, what was the content of the conversation you had with the late Oliver Proudfute?”

“My Lord Provost and very worshipful Sir Patrick,” answered Simon Glover, “you and this honourable council shall know that, touching certain reports which had been made of the conduct of Henry Smith, some quarrel had arisen between myself and another of my family and the said Smith here present. Now, this our poor fellow citizen, Oliver Proudfute, having been active in spreading these reports, as indeed his element lay in such gossipred, some words passed betwixt him and me on the subject; and, as I think, he left me with the purpose of visiting Henry Smith, for he broke off from the morrice dancers, promising, as it seems, to meet them, as your honour has said, at the sign of the Griffin, in order to conclude the evening. But what he actually did, I know not, as I never again saw him in life.”

“My Lord Provost and very respected Sir Patrick,” Simon Glover replied, “you and this esteemed council should be informed that regarding certain reports about Henry Smith's behavior, a dispute arose between me and another family member and Smith, who is here with us. Now, our fellow citizen, Oliver Proudfute, who was involved in spreading these rumors—since he thrived on that kind of gossip—had some words with me on the matter; and I believe he left me intending to see Henry Smith, as he broke away from the morris dancers, promising, as your honor mentioned, to meet them at the Griffin to wrap up the evening. But what he actually did afterward, I cannot say, as I never saw him again in this life.”

“It is enough,” said Sir Patrick, “and agrees with all that we have heard. Now, worthy sirs, we next find our poor fellow citizen environed by a set of revellers and maskers who had assembled in the High Street, by whom he was shamefully ill treated, being compelled to kneel down in the street, and there to quaff huge quantities of liquor against his inclination, until at length he escaped from them by flight. This violence was accomplished with drawn swords, loud shouts, and imprecations, so as to attract the attention of several persons, who, alarmed by the tumult, looked out from their windows, as well as of one or two passengers, who, keeping aloof from the light of the torches, lest they also had been maltreated, beheld the usage which our fellow citizen received in the High Street of the burgh. And although these revellers were disguised, and used vizards, yet their disguises were well known, being a set of quaint masking habits prepared some weeks ago by command of Sir John Ramorny, Master of the Horse to his Royal Highness the Duke of Rothsay, Prince Royal of Scotland.”

“It’s enough,” said Sir Patrick, “and it matches everything we've heard. Now, gentlemen, we find our poor fellow citizen surrounded by a group of partygoers and mask-wearers gathered in High Street. He was shamefully mistreated, forced to kneel in the street and drink large amounts of alcohol against his will until he finally managed to escape by running away. This violence was accompanied by drawn swords, loud shouting, and curses, drawing the attention of several people who, alarmed by the chaos, looked out of their windows, as well as a few passersby who stayed out of the light of the torches, fearing they would also be mistreated, and witnessed how our fellow citizen was treated in High Street of the town. And although these revelers were disguised and wore masks, their costumes were well known, being a set of quirky disguises prepared weeks ago by order of Sir John Ramorny, Master of the Horse to His Royal Highness the Duke of Rothsay, Prince Royal of Scotland.”

A low groan went through the assembly.

A low groan spread through the crowd.

“Yes, so it is, brave burghers,” continued Sir Patrick; “our inquiries have led us into conclusions both melancholy and terrible. But as no one can regret the point at which they seem likely to arrive more than I do, so no man living can dread its consequences less. It is even so, various artisans employed upon the articles have described the dresses prepared for Sir John Ramorny’s mask as being exactly similar to those of the men by whom Oliver Proudfute was observed to be maltreated. And one mechanic, being Wingfield the feather dresser, who saw the revellers when they had our fellow citizen within their hands, remarked that they wore the cinctures and coronals of painted feathers which he himself had made by the order of the Prince’s master of horse.

“Yes, that’s right, brave townspeople,” Sir Patrick continued. “Our investigations have led us to some pretty bleak and frightening conclusions. But while no one regrets where we’re headed more than I do, no one fears the consequences less. It’s true that various tradespeople involved in making the costumes reported that the outfits prepared for Sir John Ramorny’s mask look exactly like those worn by the men who were seen mistreating Oliver Proudfute. One craftsman, Wingfield the feather dresser, who witnessed the partygoers when they had our fellow citizen in their grip, noted that they wore the belts and crowns made of painted feathers that he himself created under the direction of the Prince’s master of horse.”

“After the moment of his escape from these revellers, we lose all trace of Oliver’ but we can prove that the maskers went to Sir John Ramorny’s, where they were admitted, after some show of delay. It is rumoured that thou, Henry Smith, sawest our unhappy fellow citizen after he had been in the hands of these revellers. What is the truth of the matter?”

“After he escaped from these partygoers, we completely lose track of Oliver, but we can confirm that the maskers went to Sir John Ramorny’s, where they were let in after a bit of a delay. It’s rumored that you, Henry Smith, saw our unfortunate fellow citizen after he had been with these partygoers. What's the real story?”

“He came to my house in the wynd,” said Henry, “about half an hour before midnight; and I admitted him, something unwillingly, as he had been keeping carnival while I remained at home; and ‘There is ill talk,’ says the proverb, ‘betwixt a full man and a fasting.’”

“He came to my house down the alley,” said Henry, “about half an hour before midnight; and I let him in, a bit reluctantly, since he had been out partying while I stayed home; and ‘There is bad talk,’ says the proverb, ‘between a full man and a hungry one.’”

“And in which plight seemed he when thou didst admit him?” said the provost.

"And what situation did he seem to be in when you let him in?" said the provost.

“He seemed,” answered the smith, “out of breath, and talked repeatedly of having been endangered by revellers. I paid but small regard, for he was ever a timorous, chicken spirited, though well meaning, man, and I held that he was speaking more from fancy than reality. But I shall always account it for foul offence in myself that I did not give him my company, which he requested; and if I live, I will found masses for his soul, in expiation of my guilt.”

“He seemed,” replied the smith, “out of breath and kept talking about having been in danger from partygoers. I didn’t think much of it because he was always a timid, spineless guy, even though he meant well, and I figured he was speaking more from imagination than actual experience. But I will always consider it a serious offense on my part that I didn’t keep him company, as he had asked; and if I live, I will arrange masses for his soul to make up for my guilt.”

“Did he describe those from whom he received the injury?” said the provost.

“Did he say who hurt him?” the provost asked.

“Revellers in masking habits,” replied Henry.

“Costumed partygoers,” replied Henry.

“And did he intimate his fear of having to do with them on his return?” again demanded Sir Patrick.

“And did he express his worry about having to deal with them when he gets back?” Sir Patrick asked again.

“He alluded particularly to his being waylaid, which I treated as visionary, having been able to see no one in the lane.”

“He specifically mentioned being ambushed, which I dismissed as a fantasy, as I couldn’t see anyone in the lane.”

“Had he then no help from thee of any kind whatsoever?” said the provost.

“Did he really have no help from you at all?” said the provost.

“Yes, worshipful,” replied the smith; “he exchanged his morrice dress for my head piece, buff coat, and target, which I hear were found upon his body; and I have at home his morrice cap and bells, with the jerkin and other things pertaining. He was to return my garb of fence, and get back his own masking suit this day, had the saints so permitted.”

“Yes, your worship,” replied the smith; “he swapped his morris costume for my helmet, leather coat, and shield, which I hear were discovered on his body; and I have at home his morris cap and bells, along with the jerkin and other related items. He was supposed to return my fencing outfit and get his own masking suit back today, if the saints had allowed it.”

“You saw him not then afterwards?”

“You didn’t see him after that?”

“Never, my lord.”

“Not a chance, my lord.”

“One word more,” said the provost. “Have you any reason to think that the blow which slew Oliver Proudfute was meant for another man?”

“One more thing,” said the provost. “Do you have any reason to believe that the blow that killed Oliver Proudfute was meant for someone else?”

“I have,” answered the smith; “but it is doubtful, and may be dangerous to add such a conjecture, which is besides only a supposition.”

“I have,” replied the blacksmith; “but it's uncertain, and it might be risky to add such a guess, which is only a theory anyway.”

“Speak it out, on your burgher faith and oath. For whom, think you, was the blow meant?”

“Say it clearly, based on your civic duty and promise. Who do you think the attack was intended for?”

“If I must speak,” replied Henry, “I believe Oliver Proudfute received the fate which was designed for myself; the rather that, in his folly, Oliver spoke of trying to assume my manner of walking, as well as my dress.”

“If I have to say something,” Henry replied, “I think Oliver Proudfute got the fate that was meant for me; especially since, in his foolishness, Oliver talked about trying to mimic how I walk, as well as my style.”

“Have you feud with any one, that you form such an idea?” said Sir Patrick Charteris.

“Have you fought with anyone that made you think like that?” said Sir Patrick Charteris.

“To my shame and sin be it spoken, I have feud with Highland and Lowland, English and Scot, Perth and Angus. I do not believe poor Oliver had feud with a new hatched chicken. Alas! he was the more fully prepared for a sudden call!”

"To my shame and guilt be it said, I have a feud with Highland and Lowland, English and Scot, Perth and Angus. I don’t think poor Oliver had a feud with a newly hatched chick. Unfortunately, he was more ready for a sudden call!"

“Hark ye, smith,” said the provost, “answer me distinctly: Is there cause of feud between the household of Sir John Ramorny and yourself?”

“Hear me, blacksmith,” said the provost, “answer me clearly: Is there a feud between the household of Sir John Ramorny and you?”

“To a certainty, my lord, there is. It is now generally said that Black Quentin, who went over Tay to Fife some days since, was the owner of the hand which was found in Couvrefew Street upon the eve of St. Valentine. It was I who struck off that hand with a blow of my broadsword. As this Black Quentin was a chamberlain of Sir John, and much trusted, it is like there must be feud between me and his master’s dependants.”

“To be sure, my lord, there is. It is now commonly said that Black Quentin, who crossed over to Fife a few days ago, owned the hand that was found on Couvrefew Street on the eve of St. Valentine. I was the one who severed that hand with a strike of my broadsword. Since Black Quentin was a chamberlain of Sir John and well trusted, it seems there must be a feud between me and his master’s followers.”

“It bears a likely front, smith,” said Sir Patrick Charteris. “And now, good brothers and wise magistrates, there are two suppositions, each of which leads to the same conclusion. The maskers who seized our fellow citizen, and misused him in a manner of which his body retains some slight marks, may have met with their former prisoner as he returned homewards, and finished their ill usage by taking his life. He himself expressed to Henry Gow fears that this would be the case. If this be really true, one or more of Sir John Ramorny’s attendants must have been the assassins. But I think it more likely that one or two of the revellers may have remained on the field, or returned to it, having changed perhaps their disguise, and that to those men (for Oliver Proudfute, in his own personal appearance, would only have been a subject of sport) his apparition in the dress, and assuming, as he proposed to do, the manner, of Henry Smith, was matter of deep hatred; and that, seeing him alone, they had taken, as they thought, a certain and safe mode to rid themselves of an enemy so dangerous as all men know Henry Wynd is accounted by those that are his unfriends. The same train of reasoning, again, rests the guilt with the household of Sir John Ramorny. How think you, sirs? Are we not free to charge the crime upon them?”

“It looks suspicious, smith,” said Sir Patrick Charteris. “Now, good brothers and wise magistrates, we have two possibilities, both leading to the same conclusion. The maskers who attacked our fellow citizen and harmed him, leaving some faint marks on his body, might have encountered him on his way home and ended their abuse by taking his life. He had expressed to Henry Gow fears that this could happen. If this is true, one or more of Sir John Ramorny’s attendants must be the killers. However, I think it's more likely that one or two of the partiers stayed behind or returned to the scene, perhaps changing their disguise, and that to those men (since Oliver Proudfute would only have been a target for entertainment in his normal appearance) his appearance, dressed and acting like Henry Smith as he intended, sparked deep hatred. Seeing him alone, they might have thought they were taking a sure and safe way to eliminate such a dangerous enemy as Henry Wynd is seen by those who oppose him. This same line of reasoning again points to the guilt of Sir John Ramorny’s household. What do you think, sirs? Are we not justified in blaming them for the crime?”

The magistrates whispered together for several minutes, and then replied by the voice of Bailie Craigdallie: “Noble knight, and our worthy provost, we agree entirely in what your wisdom has spoken concerning this dark and bloody matter; nor do we doubt your sagacity in tracing to the fellowship and the company of John Ramorny of that ilk the villainy which hath been done to our deceased fellow citizen, whether in his own character and capacity or as mistaking him for our brave townsman, Henry of the Wynd. But Sir John, in his own behalf, and as the Prince’s master of the horse, maintains an extensive household; and as, of course, the charge will be rebutted by a denial, we would ask how we shall proceed in that case. It is true, could we find law for firing the lodging, and putting all within it to the sword; the old proverb of ‘Short rede, good rede,’ might here apply; for a fouler household of defiers of God, destroyers of men, and debauchers of women are nowhere sheltered than are in Ramorny’s band. But I doubt that this summary mode of execution would scarce be borne out by the laws; and no tittle of evidence which I have heard will tend to fix the crime on any single individual or individuals.”

The magistrates talked among themselves for several minutes, and then responded through Bailie Craigdallie: “Noble knight, and our esteemed provost, we completely agree with your wise words about this dark and bloody matter; we also trust your judgment in linking the wrongdoing done to our late fellow citizen to the company of John Ramorny. This applies whether it was done in his own character or if he was mistaken for our brave townsman, Henry of the Wynd. However, Sir John, in his own defense and as the Prince’s master of the horse, has a large household; and since the accusation will, of course, be denied, we would like to know how we should proceed in that case. It’s true that if we could find legal grounds for burning down the lodging and killing everyone inside, the old saying ‘Short rede, good rede’ might apply here; because no more loathsome group of God-defiers, destroyers of men, and debauchers of women exists than Ramorny’s band. But I fear that this quick method of execution would hardly be supported by the law; and no piece of evidence I’ve heard points to blaming any one individual or individuals.”

Before the provost could reply, the town clerk arose, and, stroking his venerable beard, craved permission to speak, which was instantly granted.

Before the provost could respond, the town clerk stood up, stroked his gray beard, and asked for permission to speak, which was quickly granted.

“Brethren,” he said, “as well in our fathers’ time as ours; hath God, on being rightly appealed to, condescended to make manifest the crimes of the guilty and the innocence of those who may have been rashly accused. Let us demand from our sovereign lord, King Robert, who, when the wicked do not interfere to pervert his good intentions, is as just and clement a prince as our annals can show in their long line, in the name of the Fair City, and of all the commons in Scotland, that he give us, after the fashion of our ancestors, the means of appealing to Heaven for light upon this dark murder, we will demand the proof by ‘bier right,’ often granted in the days of our sovereign’s ancestors, approved of by bulls and decretals, and administered by the great Emperor Charlemagne in France, by King Arthur in Britain, and by Gregory the Great, and the mighty Achaius, in this our land of Scotland.”

“Brothers,” he said, “just like in our fathers’ time and in ours, God, when properly called upon, has chosen to reveal the crimes of the guilty and the innocence of those who may have been wrongly accused. Let’s ask our sovereign lord, King Robert, who, without the wicked interfering to twist his good intentions, is as just and kind a ruler as our history can show, in the name of the Fair City and all the common people of Scotland, to provide us, as our ancestors did, with a way to appeal to Heaven for guidance on this dark murder. We will request the proof by ‘bier right,’ which was often granted in the days of our sovereign’s forebears, confirmed by papal bulls and decrees, and administered by the great Emperor Charlemagne in France, by King Arthur in Britain, and by Gregory the Great and the mighty Achaius, in our own land of Scotland.”

“I have heard of the bier right, Sir Louis,” quoth the provost, “and I know we have it in our charters of the Fair City; but I am something ill learned in the ancient laws, and would pray you to inform us more distinctly of its nature.”

“I've heard about the bier right, Sir Louis,” said the provost, “and I know we have it in our charters of the Fair City; but I’m not very well-versed in the old laws, and I’d like you to explain its nature to us more clearly.”

“We will demand of the King,” said Sir Louis Lundin, “my advice being taken, that the body of our murdered fellow citizen be transported into the High Church of St. John, and suitable masses said for the benefit of his soul and for the discovery of his foul murder. Meantime, we shall obtain an order that Sir John Ramorny give up a list of such of his household as were in Perth in the course of the night between Fastern’s Even and this Ash Wednesday, and become bound to present them on a certain day and hour, to be early named, in the High Church of St. John, there one by one to pass before the bier of our murdered fellow citizen, and in the form prescribed to call upon God and His saints to bear witness that he is innocent of the acting, art or part, of the murder. And credit me, as has been indeed proved by numerous instances, that, if the murderer shall endeavour to shroud himself by making such an appeal, the antipathy which subsists between the dead body and the hand which dealt the fatal blow that divorced it from the soul will awaken some imperfect life, under the influence of which the veins of the dead man will pour forth at the fatal wounds the blood which has been so long stagnant in the veins. Or, to speak more certainly, it is the pleasure of Heaven, by some hidden agency which we cannot comprehend, to leave open this mode of discovering the wickedness of him who has defaced the image of his Creator.”

“We will demand from the King,” said Sir Louis Lundin, “with my advice taken into account, that the body of our murdered fellow citizen be moved to the High Church of St. John, and appropriate masses be said for the benefit of his soul and for uncovering his terrible murder. In the meantime, we will get an order for Sir John Ramorny to provide a list of those in his household who were in Perth during the night between Fastern’s Even and this Ash Wednesday, and he will be required to present them on a specific day and time, which we will announce soon, at the High Church of St. John. There, one by one, they will pass before the bier of our murdered fellow citizen and, in the prescribed manner, call upon God and His saints to witness that he is innocent of any involvement in the murder. And believe me, as has been shown by many cases, if the murderer tries to hide behind such an appeal, the tension between the dead body and the hand that struck the fatal blow will stir some form of incomplete life, prompting the veins of the deceased to release the blood that has long been stagnant at the fatal wounds. In other words, it is the will of Heaven, through some hidden means we cannot understand, to leave this method open for revealing the wickedness of the one who has marred the image of his Creator.”

“I have heard this law talked of,” said Sir Patrick, “and it was enforced in the Bruce’s time. This surely is no unfit period to seek, by such a mystic mode of inquiry, the truth to which no ordinary means can give us access, seeing that a general accusation of Sir John’s household would full surely be met by a general denial. Yet I must crave farther of Sir Louis, our reverend town clerk, how we shall prevent the guilty person from escaping in the interim?”

“I’ve heard people talk about this law,” said Sir Patrick, “and it was in effect during the time of the Bruce. Surely this is a suitable time to seek the truth through such a mystical method of inquiry, since ordinary means won't get us there, especially considering that a broad accusation against Sir John’s household would likely be met with a broad denial. Still, I must ask Sir Louis, our respected town clerk, how we can prevent the guilty party from getting away in the meantime?”

“The burghers will maintain a strict watch upon the wall, drawbridges shall be raised and portcullises lowered, from sunset to sunrise, and strong patrols maintained through the night. This guard the burghers will willingly maintain, to secure against the escape of the murderer of their townsman.”

“The townspeople will keep a close watch on the wall, drawbridges will be raised and gates will be closed from sunset to sunrise, and strong patrols will be active throughout the night. The townspeople are eager to uphold this guard to prevent the murderer of their fellow citizen from escaping.”

The rest of the counsellors acquiesced, by word, sign, and look, in this proposal.

The other counselors agreed, through their words, gestures, and expressions, to this proposal.

“Again,” said the provost, “what if any one of the suspected household refuse to submit to the ordeal of bier right?”

“Again,” said the provost, “what if any of the suspected household refuse to go through the bier right ordeal?”

“He may appeal to that of combat,” said the reverend city scribe, “with an opponent of equal rank; because the accused person must have his choice, in the appeal to the judgment of God, by what ordeal he will be tried. But if he refuses both, he must be held as guilty, and so punished.”

“He might choose to fight,” said the city scribe, “against an opponent of the same rank; because the accused has the right to decide how he will face judgment from God. But if he refuses both options, he must be considered guilty and punished accordingly.”

The sages of the council unanimously agreed with the opinion of their provost and town clerk, and resolved, in all formality, to petition the King, as a matter of right, that the murder of their fellow citizen should be inquired into according to this ancient form, which was held to manifest the truth, and received as matter of evidence in case of murder so late as towards the end of the 17th century. But before the meeting dissolved, Bailie Craigdallie thought it meet to inquire who was to be the champion of Maudie, or Magdalen, Proudfute and her two children.

The council members all agreed with their provost and town clerk, and decided formally to ask the King, as a matter of right, to investigate the murder of their fellow citizen according to this traditional method, which was believed to reveal the truth and was still accepted as valid evidence in murder cases as late as the end of the 17th century. But before the meeting ended, Bailie Craigdallie felt it was important to ask who would be the champion for Maudie, or Magdalen, Proudfute and her two children.

“There need be little inquiry about that,” said Sir Patrick Charteris; “we are men, and wear swords, which should be broken over the head of any one amongst us who will not draw it in behalf of the widow and orphans of our murdered fellow citizen, and in brave revenge of his death. If Sir John Ramorny shall personally resent the inquiry, Patrick Charteris of Kinfauns will do battle with him to the outrance, whilst horse and man may stand, or spear and blade hold together. But in case the challenger be of yeomanly degree, well wot I that Magdalen Proudfute may choose her own champion among the bravest burghers of Perth, and shame and dishonour were it to the Fair City for ever could she light upon one who were traitor and coward enough to say her nay! Bring her hither, that she may make her election.”

“There’s really no need for much discussion about that,” said Sir Patrick Charteris. “We’re men, and we carry swords, which should be broken over the head of anyone among us who refuses to draw it in defense of the widow and orphans of our murdered fellow citizen, seeking brave vengeance for his death. If Sir John Ramorny takes this personally, Patrick Charteris of Kinfauns will fight him to the end, as long as horse and man can stand, or spear and blade remain intact. But if the challenger is of common status, I know that Magdalen Proudfute can choose her own champion from the bravest citizens of Perth, and it would be a lasting shame and dishonor for the Fair City if she found anyone cowardly enough to refuse her! Bring her here, so she can make her choice.”

Henry Smith heard this with a melancholy anticipation that the poor woman’s choice would light upon him, and that his recent reconciliation with his mistress would be again dissolved, by his being engaged in a fresh quarrel, from which there lay no honourable means of escape, and which, in any other circumstances, he would have welcomed as a glorious opportunity of distinguishing himself, both in sight of the court and of the city. He was aware that, under the tuition of Father Clement, Catharine viewed the ordeal of battle rather as an insult to religion than an appeal to the Deity, and did not consider it as reasonable that superior strength of arm or skill of weapon should be resorted to as the proof of moral guilt or innocence. He had, therefore, much to fear from her peculiar opinions in this particular, refined as they were beyond those of the age she lived in.

Henry Smith listened with a heavy heart, anticipating that the unfortunate woman's choice would fall on him, and that his recent reconciliation with his girlfriend would once again be disrupted by getting into a new fight, from which there would be no honorable way out. Under different circumstances, he would have seen this as a great opportunity to make a name for himself, both in front of the court and the city. He knew that, guided by Father Clement, Catharine saw the battle not as a test of faith but as an insult to religion, believing it unreasonable to use strength or skill with weapons as proof of moral guilt or innocence. Therefore, he had much to worry about regarding her unique views on this matter, which were more refined than those of her time.

While he thus suffered under these contending feelings, Magdalen, the widow of the slaughtered man, entered the court, wrapt in a deep mourning veil, and followed and supported by five or six women of good (that is, of respectability) dressed in the same melancholy attire. One of her attendants held an infant in her arms, the last pledge of poor Oliver’s nuptial affections. Another led a little tottering creature of two years, or thereabouts, which looked with wonder and fear, sometimes on the black dress in which they had muffled him, and sometimes on the scene around him.

While he struggled with these conflicting emotions, Magdalen, the widow of the murdered man, entered the court, wrapped in a deep mourning veil, followed and supported by five or six respectable women dressed in the same somber attire. One of her attendants held a baby in her arms, the last reminder of poor Oliver's love. Another led a small, unsteady two-year-old who looked around in wonder and fear, occasionally glancing at the black dress that covered them and at the scene around them.

The assembly rose to receive the melancholy group, and saluted them with an expression of the deepest sympathy, which Magdalen, though the mate of poor Oliver, returned with an air of dignity, which she borrowed, perhaps, from the extremity of her distress. Sir Patrick Charteris then stepped forward, and with the courtesy of a knight to a female, and of a protector to an oppressed and injured widow, took the poor woman’s hand, and explained to her briefly by what course the city had resolved to follow out the vengeance due for her husband’s slaughter.

The assembly got up to welcome the sorrowful group and greeted them with profound sympathy, which Magdalen, despite being the partner of poor Oliver, returned with a sense of dignity, perhaps borrowed from her deep distress. Sir Patrick Charteris then stepped forward, demonstrating the courtesy of a knight to a lady and acting as a protector to an unjustly treated widow. He took the woman’s hand and briefly explained the actions the city planned to take to avenge her husband’s murder.

Having, with a softness and gentleness which did not belong to his general manner, ascertained that the unfortunate woman perfectly understood what was meant, he said aloud to the assembly: “Good citizens of Perth, and freeborn men of guild and craft, attend to what is about to pass, for it concerns your rights and privileges. Here stands Magdalen Proudfute, desirous to follow forth the revenge due for the death of her husband, foully murdered, as she sayeth, by Sir John Ramorny, Knight, of that Ilk, and which she offers to prove, by the evidence of bier right, or by the body of a man. Therefore, I, Patrick Charteris, being a belted knight and freeborn gentleman, offer myself to do battle in her just quarrel, whilst man and horse may endure, if any one of my degree shall lift my glove. How say you, Magdalen Proudfute, will you accept me for your champion?”

Having, with a softness and gentleness that were not typical of his usual demeanor, confirmed that the unfortunate woman fully understood what was meant, he then addressed the crowd: “Good citizens of Perth and freeborn men of guild and craft, pay attention to what is about to unfold, as it concerns your rights and privileges. Here stands Magdalen Proudfute, seeking to take vengeance for her husband’s death, which she claims was brutally murdered by Sir John Ramorny, Knight, of that Ilk, and she is prepared to prove it, either through the evidence of bier right or the body of a man. Therefore, I, Patrick Charteris, being a knighthood and freeborn gentleman, offer myself to fight in her rightful cause, as long as man and horse can endure, if anyone of my rank dares to take up my glove. What do you say, Magdalen Proudfute, will you accept me as your champion?”

The widow answered with difficulty: “I can desire none nobler.”

The widow replied with some effort, “I can’t wish for anything better.”

Sir Patrick then took her right hand in his, and, kissing her forehead, for such was the ceremony, said solemnly: “So may God and St. John prosper me at my need, as I will do my devoir as your champion, knightly, truly, and manfully. Go now, Magdalen, and choose at your will among the burgesses of the Fair City, present or absent, any one upon whom you desire to rest your challenge, if he against whom you bring plaint shall prove to be beneath my degree.”

Sir Patrick then took her right hand in his, and, kissing her forehead—since that was the ritual—said seriously: “May God and St. John help me in my time of need, as I will honorably, faithfully, and courageously fulfill my duty as your champion. Now go, Magdalen, and choose among the citizens of the Fair City, whether they are present or not, anyone you wish to challenge, if the person you are bringing the complaint against turns out to be beneath my rank.”

All eyes were turned to Henry Smith, whom the general voice had already pointed out as in every respect the fittest to act as champion on the occasion. But the widow waited not for the general prompting of their looks. As soon as Sir Patrick had spoken, she crossed the floor to the place where, near the bottom of the table, the armourer stood among the men of his degree, and took him by the hand.

All eyes were on Henry Smith, who everyone had already agreed was the best choice to be the champion for the event. But the widow didn’t wait for anyone to suggest it with their looks. As soon as Sir Patrick finished speaking, she walked across the room to where the armourer was standing among the other men at the bottom of the table and took his hand.

“Henry Gow, or Smith,” she said, “good burgher and draftsman, my—my—”

“Henry Gow, or Smith,” she said, “a good citizen and draftsman, my—my—”

“Husband,” she would have said, but the word would not come forth: she was obliged to change the expression.

“Husband,” she wanted to say, but the word wouldn't come out: she had to change her expression.

“He who is gone, loved and prized you over all men; therefore meet it is that thou shouldst follow out the quarrel of his widow and orphans.”

“He who is gone loved and valued you above everyone else; so it's only right that you should support the cause of his widow and orphans.”

If there had been a possibility, which in that age there was not, of Henry’s rejecting or escaping from a trust for which all men seemed to destine him, every wish and idea of retreat was cut off when the widow began to address him; and a command from Heaven could hardly have made a stronger impression than did the appeal of the unfortunate Magdalen. Her allusion to his intimacy with the deceased moved him to the soul. During Oliver’s life, doubtless, there had been a strain of absurdity in his excessive predilection for Henry, which, considering how very different they were in character, had in it something ludicrous. But all this was now forgotten, and Henry, giving way to his natural ardour, only remembered that Oliver had been his friend and intimate—a man who had loved and honoured him as much as he was capable of entertaining such sentiments for any one, and, above all, that there was much reason to suspect that the deceased had fallen victim to a blow meant for Henry himself.

If there had been a chance, which there really wasn’t in that time, that Henry could reject or escape from a fate everyone seemed to expect for him, all thoughts of retreat vanished when the widow started to speak to him; a command from Heaven couldn’t have had a stronger impact than the plea of the unfortunate Magdalen. Her mention of his closeness to the deceased deeply affected him. During Oliver’s life, there had definitely been something ridiculous about his intense fondness for Henry, especially considering how different they were in personality. But all of that was now forgotten, and Henry, giving in to his natural passion, remembered only that Oliver had been his friend and confidant—a man who had loved and respected him as much as he was capable of feeling for anyone, and, most importantly, there was plenty of reason to believe that the deceased had suffered a fate intended for Henry himself.

It was, therefore, with an alacrity which, the minute before, he could scarce have commanded, and which seemed to express a stern pleasure, that, having pressed his lips to the cold brow of the unhappy Magdalen, the armourer replied:

It was, therefore, with a quickness that just a moment before he could barely summon, and which seemed to show a serious satisfaction, that, having pressed his lips to the cold forehead of the unfortunate Magdalen, the armorer replied:

“I, Henry the Smith, dwelling in the Wynd of Perth, good man and true, and freely born, accept the office of champion to this widow Magdalen and these orphans, and will do battle in their quarrel to the death, with any man whomsoever of my own degree, and that so long as I shall draw breath. So help me at my need God and good St. John!”

“I, Henry the Smith, living in the Wynd of Perth, a decent man and genuinely free, accept the role of champion for this widow Magdalen and these orphans, and I will fight for them to the death against any man of my own standing, for as long as I live. May God and good St. John help me in my time of need!”

There arose from the audience a half suppressed cry, expressing the interest which the persons present took in the prosecution of the quarrel, and their confidence in the issue.

There came a muffled cry from the audience, showing how invested they were in the argument and their faith in the outcome.

Sir Patrick Charteris then took measures for repairing to the King’s presence, and demanding leave to proceed with inquiry into the murder of Oliver Proudfute, according to the custom of bier right, and, if necessary, by combat.

Sir Patrick Charteris then made plans to go before the King and request permission to investigate the murder of Oliver Proudfute, following the tradition of bier right, and if needed, by duel.

He performed this duty after the town council had dissolved, in a private interview between himself and the King, who heard of this new trouble with much vexation, and appointed next morning, after mass, for Sir Patrick and the parties interested to attend his pleasure in council. In the mean time, a royal pursuivant was despatched to the Constable’s lodgings, to call over the roll of Sir John Ramorny’s attendants, and charge him, with his whole retinue, under high penalties, to abide within Perth until the King’s pleasure should be farther known.

He handled this duty after the town council had disbanded, in a private meeting with the King, who heard about this new issue with great annoyance and scheduled for the next morning, after mass, for Sir Patrick and the interested parties to come before him in council. In the meantime, a royal messenger was sent to the Constable’s lodgings to call the roll of Sir John Ramorny’s attendants and warn him, along with his entire group, under severe penalties, to stay in Perth until the King’s decision was made clear.





CHAPTER XXI.

     In God’s name, see the lists and all things fit;
     There let them end it—God defend the right!

     Henry IV. Part II.
     In God's name, check the lists and everything in order;  
     Let it be settled there—God defend what's right!  

     Henry IV. Part II.

In the same council room of the conventual palace of the Dominicans, King Robert was seated with his brother Albany, whose affected austerity of virtue, and real art and dissimulation, maintained so high an influence over the feeble minded monarch. It was indeed natural that one who seldom saw things according to their real forms and outlines should view them according to the light in which they were presented to him by a bold, astucious man, possessing the claim of such near relationship.

In the same council room of the Dominican convent palace, King Robert sat with his brother Albany, whose pretended strictness and real cunning kept a strong hold over the weak-minded king. It made sense that someone who rarely saw things clearly would perceive them through the lens crafted by a shrewd and daring man, especially one so closely related.

Ever anxious on account of his misguided and unfortunate son, the King was now endeavouring to make Albany coincide in opinion with him in exculpating Rothsay from any part in the death of the bonnet maker, the precognition concerning which had been left by Sir Patrick Charteris for his Majesty’s consideration.

Ever worried about his misguided and unfortunate son, the King was now trying to get Albany to agree with him in clearing Rothsay of any involvement in the death of the bonnet maker, which had been left by Sir Patrick Charteris for his Majesty’s review.

“This is an unhappy matter, brother Robin,” he said—“a most unhappy occurrence, and goes nigh to put strife and quarrel betwixt the nobility and the commons here, as they have been at war together in so many distant lands. I see but one cause of comfort in the matter, and that is, that Sir John Ramorny having received his dismissal from the Duke of Rothsay’s family, it cannot be said that he or any of his people who may have done this bloody deed—if it has truly been done by them—have been encouraged or hounded out upon such an errand by my poor boy. I am sure, brother, you and I can bear witness how readily, upon my entreaties, he agreed to dismiss Ramorny from his service, on account of that brawl in Curfew Street.”

“This is a troubling situation, brother Robin,” he said. “A very unfortunate event that threatens to create conflict between the nobles and the common people here, as they have already been at war in so many far-off places. I see only one silver lining in this, and that is that Sir John Ramorny, having been let go from the Duke of Rothsay’s household, can’t be said to have been encouraged or pushed into this violent act—if it was indeed carried out by him or any of his associates—by my poor boy. I’m sure, brother, you and I can testify how easily, upon my request, he agreed to dismiss Ramorny from his service because of that fight in Curfew Street.”

“I remember his doing so,” said Albany; “and well do I hope that the connexion betwixt the Prince and Ramorny has not been renewed since he seemed to comply with your Grace’s wishes.”

“I remember him doing that,” said Albany; “and I really hope that the connection between the Prince and Ramorny hasn’t been renewed since he seemed to go along with your Grace’s wishes.”

“Seemed to comply! The connexion renewed!” said the King. “What mean you by these expressions, brother? Surely, when David promised to me that, if that unhappy matter of Curfew Street were but smothered up and concealed, he would part with Ramorny, as he was a counsellor thought capable of involving him in similar fooleries, and would acquiesce in our inflicting on him either exile or such punishment as it should please us to impose—surely you cannot doubt that he was sincere in his professions, and would keep his word? Remember you not that, when you advised that a heavy fine should be levied upon his estate in Fife in lieu of banishment, the Prince himself seemed to say that exile would be better for Ramorny, and even for himself?”

“Seems like we’re all set! The connection is back!” said the King. “What do you mean by that, brother? Surely, when David promised me that if that unfortunate situation with Curfew Street was kept quiet and hidden, he would let go of Ramorny, since he was seen as someone who could get him into similar trouble, and he would agree to us giving him either exile or whatever punishment we decided to impose—surely you can’t doubt that he was genuine in his promises and would keep his word? Don’t you remember that when you suggested a hefty fine should be imposed on his estate in Fife instead of exile, the Prince himself seemed to think that exile would be better for Ramorny, and even for himself?”

“I remember it well, my royal brother. Nor, truly, could I have suspected Ramorny of having so much influence over the Prince, after having been accessory to placing him in a situation so perilous, had it not been for my royal kinsman’s own confession, alluded to by your Grace, that, if suffered to remain at court, he might still continue to influence his conduct. I then regretted I had advised a fine in place of exile. But that time is passed, and now new mischief has occurred, fraught with much peril to your Majesty, as well as to your royal heir, and to the whole kingdom.”

“I remember it well, my royal brother. Honestly, I couldn’t have guessed Ramorny had so much sway over the Prince, especially after he played a part in putting him in such a dangerous situation, if it hadn’t been for my royal relative’s own confession, which you mentioned, that, if allowed to stay at court, he could still influence his behavior. I then regretted suggesting a fine instead of exile. But that time has passed, and now new trouble has arisen, filled with great danger for your Majesty, as well as for your royal heir and the entire kingdom.”

“What mean you, Robin?” said the weak minded King. “By the tomb of our parents! by the soul of Bruce, our immortal ancestor! I entreat thee, my dearest brother, to take compassion on me. Tell me what evil threatens my son, or my kingdom?”

“What do you mean, Robin?” said the weak-minded King. “By the tomb of our parents! By the soul of Bruce, our immortal ancestor! I beg you, my dearest brother, to have mercy on me. Please tell me what danger is threatening my son or my kingdom?”

The features of the King, trembling with anxiety, and his eyes brimful of tears, were bent upon his brother, who seemed to assume time for consideration ere he replied.

The King, shaking with anxiety and with tears in his eyes, focused on his brother, who appeared to take his time before responding.

“My lord, the danger lies here. Your Grace believed that the Prince had no accession to this second aggression upon the citizens of Perth—the slaughter of this bonnet making fellow, about whose death they clamour, as a set of gulls about their comrade, when one of the noisy brood is struck down by a boor’s shaft.”

“My lord, the danger is right here. Your Grace thought that the Prince had no involvement in this second attack on the citizens of Perth—the killing of this hatmaker, whose death they are complaining about, like a flock of gulls fussing over their fallen mate when one of their noisy group is taken down by a farmer’s arrow.”

“Their lives,” said the King, “are dear to themselves and their friends, Robin.”

“Their lives,” said the King, “are precious to themselves and their friends, Robin.”

“Truly, ay, my liege; and they make them dear to us too, ere we can settle with the knaves for the least blood wit. But, as I said, your Majesty thinks the Prince had no share in this last slaughter; I will not attempt to shake your belief in that delicate point, but will endeavour to believe along with you. What you think is rule for me, Robert of Albany will never think otherwise than Robert of broad Scotland.”

“Absolutely, my lord; and they become precious to us before we can even deal with the fools for the smallest injury. But, as I mentioned, you believe the Prince wasn’t involved in this last massacre; I won’t try to change your mind on that sensitive issue, but I’ll do my best to share your belief. What you believe is a guideline for me, but Robert of Albany will never think differently than Robert of broad Scotland.”

“Thank you, thank you,” said the King, taking his brother’s hand. “I knew I might rely that your affection would do justice to poor heedless Rothsay, who exposes himself to so much misconstruction that he scarcely deserves the sentiments you feel for him.”

“Thank you, thank you,” said the King, taking his brother’s hand. “I knew I could count on your love to do right by poor clueless Rothsay, who puts himself in situations that lead to so much misunderstanding that he hardly deserves the feelings you have for him.”

Albany had such an immovable constancy of purpose, that he was able to return the fraternal pressure of the King’s hand, while tearing up by the very roots the hopes of the indulgent, fond old man.

Albany had such an unwavering determination that he could respond to the brotherly grip of the King’s hand while completely crushing the hopes of the loving, affectionate old man.

“But, alas!” the Duke continued, with a sigh, “this burly, intractable Knight of Kinfauns, and his brawling herd of burghers, will not view the matter as we do. They have the boldness to say that this dead fellow had been misused by Rothsay and his fellows, who were in the street in mask and revel, stopping men and women, compelling them to dance, or to drink huge quantities of wine, with other follies needless to recount; and they say that the whole party repaired in Sir John Ramorny’s, and broke their way into the house in order to conclude their revel there, thus affording good reason to judge that the dismissal of Sir John from the Prince’s service was but a feigned stratagem to deceive the public. And hence they urge that, if ill were done that night by Sir John Ramorny or his followers, much it is to be thought that the Duke of Rothsay must have at least been privy to, if he did not authorise, it.”

“But, oh!” the Duke continued, with a sigh, “this hefty, difficult Knight of Kinfauns, and his loud group of townspeople, won't see the situation the way we do. They have the nerve to claim that this dead guy was mistreated by Rothsay and his crew, who were out in masks and partying, stopping people and making them dance or drink large amounts of wine, with other nonsense unnecessary to mention; and they allege that the whole group went to Sir John Ramorny's place, breaking into the house to continue their festivities there, which gives good reason to believe that Sir John’s dismissal from the Prince’s service was just a fake trick to fool the public. So they argue that, if anything wrong happened that night because of Sir John Ramorny or his followers, it’s very likely that the Duke of Rothsay must have at least known about it, if not ordered it.”

“Albany, this is dreadful!” said the King. “Would they make a murderer of my boy? would they pretend my David would soil his hands in Scottish blood without having either provocation or purpose? No—no, they will not invent calumnies so broad as these, for they are flagrant and incredible.”

“Albany, this is terrible!” said the King. “Would they make a murderer out of my boy? Would they claim my David would bloody his hands with Scottish blood without any reason or intention? No—no, they won’t come up with such outrageous lies, because they are obvious and unbelievable.”

“Pardon, my liege,” answered the Duke of Albany; “they say the cause of quarrel which occasioned the riot in Curfew Street, and, its consequences, were more proper to the Prince than to Sir John, since none suspects, far less believes, that that hopeful enterprise was conducted for the gratification of the knight of Ramorny.”

“Excuse me, my lord,” replied the Duke of Albany; “it’s said that the reason for the fight that caused the chaos on Curfew Street, and its aftermath, is more relevant to the Prince than to Sir John, since no one suspects, let alone believes, that that ambitious venture was carried out for the benefit of the knight of Ramorny.”

“Thou drivest me mad, Robin!” said the King.

“You're driving me crazy, Robin!” said the King.

“I am dumb,” answered his brother; “I did but speak my poor mind according to your royal order.”

“I’m dumb,” his brother replied; “I just spoke my honest opinion as you commanded.”

“Thou meanest well, I know,” said the King; “but, instead of tearing me to pieces with the display of inevitable calamities, were it not kinder, Robin, to point me out some mode to escape from them?”

“Your intentions are good, I know,” said the King; “but, instead of breaking me down with tales of unavoidable disasters, wouldn't it be kinder, Robin, to suggest a way for me to avoid them?”

“True, my liege; but as the only road of extrication is rough and difficult, it is necessary your Grace should be first possessed with the absolute necessity of using it, ere you hear it even described. The chirurgeon must first convince his patient of the incurable condition of a shattered member, ere he venture to name amputation, though it be the only remedy.”

“That's true, my lord; but since the only way out is tough and complicated, you need to fully understand the importance of taking it before I even explain it. The surgeon must first make his patient aware of the serious state of a broken limb before he dares to mention amputation, even if it's the only solution.”

The King at these words was roused to a degree of alarm and indignation greater than his brother had deemed he could be awakened to.

The King was startled by these words, feeling a level of alarm and anger greater than his brother had thought possible.

“Shattered and mortified member, my Lord of Albany! amputation the only remedy! These are unintelligible words, my lord. If thou appliest them to our son Rothsay, thou must make them good to the letter, else mayst thou have bitter cause to rue the consequence.”

“Broken and embarrassed member, my Lord of Albany! Amputation is the only solution! These words make no sense, my lord. If you apply them to our son Rothsay, you must follow through completely, or you might deeply regret the outcome.”

“You construe me too literally, my royal liege,” said Albany. “I spoke not of the Prince in such unbeseeming terms, for I call Heaven to witness that he is dearer to me as the son of a well beloved brother than had he been son of my own. But I spoke in regard to separating him from the follies and vanities of life, which holy men say are like to mortified members, and ought, like them, to be cut off and thrown from us, as things which interrupt our progress in better things.”

“You take my words too literally, my royal liege,” said Albany. “I did not speak of the Prince in such disrespectful terms, for I swear to Heaven that he is dearer to me as the son of a beloved brother than if he were my own son. But I was referring to separating him from the foolishness and vanities of life, which holy men say are like dead limbs and should, like them, be cut off and discarded, as they interfere with our journey to better things.”

“I understand—thou wouldst have this Ramorny, who hath been thought the instrument of my son’s follies, exiled from court,” said the relieved monarch, “until these unhappy scandals are forgotten, and our subjects are disposed to look upon our son with different and more confiding eyes.”

“I get it—you want this Ramorny, who has been seen as the cause of my son’s mistakes, banished from court,” said the relieved king, “until these unfortunate scandals are forgotten, and our people are ready to view our son with a more favorable and trusting perspective.”

“That were good counsel, my liege; but mine went a little—a very little—farther. I would have the Prince himself removed for some brief period from court.”

"That was good advice, my liege; but mine went a little—a very little—further. I would have the Prince himself taken away from court for a short time."

“How, Albany! part with my child, my firstborn, the light of my eyes, and—wilful as he is—the darling of my heart! Oh, Robin! I cannot, and I will not.”

“How, Albany! part with my child, my firstborn, the light of my eyes, and—headstrong as he is—the darling of my heart! Oh, Robin! I can't, and I won't.”

“Nay, I did but suggest, my lord; I am sensible of the wound such a proceeding must inflict on a parent’s heart, for am I not myself a father?” And he hung his head, as if in hopeless despondency.

“Nah, I was just suggesting, my lord; I understand how much pain such an action would cause a parent’s heart, because am I not a father myself?” And he lowered his head, as if in hopeless despair.

“I could not survive it, Albany. When I think that even our own influence over him, which, sometimes forgotten in our absence, is ever effectual whilst he is with us, is by your plan to be entirely removed, what perils might he not rush upon? I could not sleep in his absence—I should hear his death groan in every breeze; and you, Albany, though you conceal it better, would be nearly as anxious.”

“I couldn't handle it, Albany. When I think about how our influence over him, which sometimes slips our minds when we're not around but is always strong when we are, is totally cut off by your plan, what dangers might he not face? I wouldn't be able to sleep without him—I would hear his last breath in every gust of wind; and you, Albany, even though you hide it better, would be just as worried.”

Thus spoke the facile monarch, willing to conciliate his brother and cheat himself, by taking it for granted that an affection, of which there were no traces, subsisted betwixt the uncle and nephew.

Thus spoke the smooth-talking king, eager to make peace with his brother and fool himself by assuming that a bond, of which there was no evidence, existed between the uncle and nephew.

“Your paternal apprehensions are too easily alarmed, my lord,” said Albany. “I do not propose to leave the disposal of the Prince’s motions to his own wild pleasure. I understand that the Prince is to be placed for a short time under some becoming restraint—that he should be subjected to the charge of some grave counsellor, who must be responsible both for his conduct and his safety, as a tutor for his pupil.”

“Your fatherly concerns are too easily stirred, my lord,” said Albany. “I don’t plan to leave the Prince’s actions up to his impulsive whims. I understand that the Prince will be placed under some appropriate supervision for a brief period—that he should be under the watch of a serious advisor, who will be accountable for both his behavior and his safety, like a teacher for his student.”

“How! a tutor, and at Rothsay’s age!” exclaimed the’ King; “he is two years beyond the space to which our laws limit the term of nonage.”

“How! A tutor at Rothsay’s age!” exclaimed the King; “he is two years past the period our laws set for being underage.”

“The wiser Romans,” said Albany, “extended it for four years after the period we assign; and, in common sense, the right of control ought to last till it be no longer necessary, and so the time ought to vary with the disposition. Here is young Lindsay, the Earl of Crawford, who they say gives patronage to Ramorny on this appeal. He is a lad of fifteen, with the deep passions and fixed purpose of a man of thirty; while my royal nephew, with much more amiable and noble qualities both of head and heart, sometimes shows, at twenty-three years of age, the wanton humours of a boy, towards whom restraint may be kindness. And do not be discouraged that it is so, my liege, or angry with your brother for telling the truth; since the best fruits are those that are slowest in ripening, and the best horses such as give most trouble to the grooms who train them for the field or lists.”

“The wiser Romans,” said Albany, “extended it for four years after the period we assign; and, in common sense, the right of control should last until it’s no longer necessary, so the time should change with the situation. Here is young Lindsay, the Earl of Crawford, who they say supports Ramorny in this matter. He is a fifteen-year-old with the intense emotions and determination of a thirty-year-old man; while my royal nephew, who has far more pleasant and noble qualities both in mind and heart, sometimes displays, at twenty-three years of age, the fickle behavior of a boy, where limits might actually be kindness. And please don’t be disheartened by this, my liege, or angry with your brother for speaking the truth; since the best fruits are those that take the longest to ripen, and the best horses are those that require the most effort to train for the fields or tournaments.”

The Duke stopped, and, after suffering King Robert to indulge for two or three minutes in a reverie which he did not attempt to interrupt, he added, in a more lively tone: “But, cheer up, my noble liege; perhaps the feud may be made up without farther fighting or difficulty. The widow is poor, for her husband, though he was much employed, had idle and costly habits. The matter may be therefore redeemed for money, and the amount of an assythment may be recovered out of Ramorny’s estate.”

The Duke paused, allowing King Robert a couple of minutes to lost in thought without interruption. Then he added, in a more cheerful tone, “But don’t worry, my noble lord; maybe we can settle this feud without more fighting or complications. The widow is struggling financially because her husband, despite being busy, had expensive tastes. So, we might be able to sort this out with money, and we can recover the amount from Ramorny’s estate.”

“Nay, that we will ourselves discharge,” said King Robert, eagerly catching at the hope of a pacific termination of this unpleasing debate. “Ramorny’s prospects will be destroyed by his being sent from court and deprived of his charge in Rothsay’s household, and it would be ungenerous to load a falling man. But here comes our secretary, the prior, to tell us the hour of council approaches. Good morrow, my worthy father.”

“Actually, we’ll take care of that ourselves,” said King Robert, eagerly seizing the hope for a peaceful end to this uncomfortable discussion. “Ramorny’s future will be ruined if he’s sent away from court and stripped of his duty in Rothsay’s household. It wouldn’t be fair to kick someone when they’re down. But here comes our secretary, the prior, to let us know that the council meeting is about to start. Good morning, my esteemed father.”

“Benedicite, my royal liege,” answered the abbot.

“Bless you, my king,” answered the abbot.

“Now, good father,” continued the King, “without waiting for Rothsay, whose accession to our counsels we will ourselves guarantee, proceed we to the business of our kingdom. What advices have you from the Douglas?”

“Now, good father,” the King continued, “without waiting for Rothsay, whose addition to our discussions we will ensure ourselves, let’s move on to the matters of our kingdom. What advice do you have from the Douglas?”

“He has arrived at his castle of Tantallon, my liege, and has sent a post to say, that, though the Earl of March remains in sullen seclusion in his fortress of Dunbar, his friends and followers are gathering and forming an encampment near Coldingham, Where it is supposed they intend to await the arrival of a large force of English, which Hotspur and Sir Ralph Percy are assembling on the English frontier.”

“He has arrived at his castle of Tantallon, my lord, and has sent a message to say that, although the Earl of March is still hidden away in his fortress of Dunbar, his supporters are gathering and setting up camp near Coldingham. It's believed they plan to wait for a large force of English troops that Hotspur and Sir Ralph Percy are assembling on the English border.”

“That is cold news,” said the King; “and may God forgive George of Dunbar!”

“That’s shocking news,” said the King; “and may God forgive George of Dunbar!”

The Prince entered as he spoke, and he continued: “Ha! thou art here at length, Rothsay; I saw thee not at mass.”

The Prince walked in as he spoke and continued, “Ha! You're here at last, Rothsay; I didn't see you at mass.”

“I was an idler this morning,” said the Prince, “having spent a restless and feverish night.”

“I was just lounging around this morning,” said the Prince, “after having a restless and restless night.”

“Ah, foolish boy!” answered the King; “hadst thou not been over restless on Fastern’s Eve, thou hadst not been feverish on the night of Ash Wednesday.”

“Ah, foolish boy!” replied the King; “if you hadn’t been so restless on Fastern’s Eve, you wouldn’t have been feverish on the night of Ash Wednesday.”

“Let me not interrupt your praying, my liege,” said the Prince, lightly. “Your Grace Was invoking Heaven in behalf of some one—an enemy doubtless, for these have the frequent advantage of your orisons.”

“Sorry to interrupt your prayer, my lord,” said the Prince, casually. “Your Grace was asking Heaven to help someone—likely an enemy, since they often benefit from your prayers.”

“Sit down and be at peace, foolish youth!” said his father, his eye resting at the same time on the handsome face and graceful figure of his favourite son. Rothsay drew a cushion near to his father’s feet, and threw himself carelessly down upon it, while the King resumed.

“Sit down and relax, you silly young man!” said his father, his gaze lingering on the handsome face and graceful figure of his favorite son. Rothsay pulled a cushion closer to his father’s feet and flopped down onto it casually, while the King continued.

“I was regretting that the Earl of March, having separated warm from my hand with full assurance that he should receive compensation for everything which he could complain of as injurious, should have been capable of caballing with Northumberland against his own country. Is it possible he could doubt our intentions to make good our word?”

“I was regretting that the Earl of March, having pulled away from my hand with full confidence that he would be compensated for anything he found to be harmful, could conspire with Northumberland against his own country. Could he really doubt our intentions to keep our promises?”

“I will answer for him—no,” said the Prince. “March never doubted your Highness’s word. Marry, he may well have made question whether your learned counsellors would leave your Majesty the power of keeping it.”

“I’ll speak for him—no,” said the Prince. “March never doubted your Highness’s word. However, he might have wondered if your knowledgeable advisors would let your Majesty keep that power.”

Robert the Third had adopted to a great extent the timid policy of not seeming to hear expressions which, being heard, required, even in his own eyes, some display of displeasure. He passed on, therefore, in his discourse, without observing his son’s speech, but in private Rothsay’s rashness augmented the displeasure which his father began to entertain against him.

Robert the Third had largely adopted a cautious approach of ignoring remarks that, if acknowledged, would necessitate showing some discontent, even in his own view. So, he continued his speech without acknowledging his son’s words, but privately, Rothsay’s recklessness increased the disappointment his father started to feel toward him.

“It is well the Douglas is on the marches,” said the King. “His breast, like those of his ancestors, has ever been the best bulwark of Scotland.”

“It’s good that Douglas is on the borders,” said the King. “His heart, like that of his ancestors, has always been the strongest defense for Scotland.”

“Then woe betide us if he should turn his back to the enemy,” said the incorrigible Rothsay.

“Then we’re in big trouble if he turns his back on the enemy,” said the unmanageable Rothsay.

“Dare you impeach the courage of Douglas?” replied the King, extremely chafed.

“Do you dare question Douglas's courage?” replied the King, very irritated.

“No man dare question the Earl’s courage,” said Rothsay, “it is as certain as his pride; but his luck may be something doubted.”

“No one dares question the Earl’s courage,” said Rothsay, “it’s as certain as his pride; but his luck might be open to doubt.”

“By St. Andrew, David,” exclaimed his father, “thou art like a screech owl, every word thou sayest betokens strife and calamity.”

“By St. Andrew, David,” exclaimed his father, “you’re like a screech owl; every word you say brings trouble and disaster.”

“I am silent, father,” answered the youth.

“I’m silent, Dad,” replied the young man.

“And what news of our Highland disturbances?” continued the King, addressing the prior.

“And what’s the latest on our Highland disturbances?” the King asked, addressing the prior.

“I trust they have assumed a favourable aspect,” answered the clergyman. “The fire which threatened the whole country is likely to be drenched out by the blood of some forty or fifty kerne; for the two great confederacies have agreed, by solemn indenture of arms, to decided their quarrel with such weapons as your Highness may name, and in your royal presence, in such place as shall be appointed, on the 30th of March next to come, being Palm Sunday; the number of combatants being limited to thirty on each side; and the fight to be maintained to extremity, since they affectionately make humble suit and petition to your Majesty that you will parentally condescend to waive for the day your royal privilege of interrupting the combat, by flinging down of truncheon or crying of ‘Ho!’ until the battle shall be utterly fought to an end.”

“I hope they are looking favorable,” replied the clergyman. “The fire that threatened the entire country is likely to be put out by the blood of about forty or fifty men; because the two major groups have agreed, in a formal agreement, to settle their dispute with whatever weapons you choose, in your royal presence, at a location you designate, on March 30th, which is Palm Sunday; with the number of fighters limited to thirty on each side; and the fight to continue until there’s a clear victor, as they sincerely request and petition your Majesty to kindly allow for one day that you will set aside your royal right to stop the fight by throwing down your baton or calling out ‘Ho!’ until the battle is fully finished.”

“The wild savages!” exclaimed the King, “would they limit our best and dearest royal privilege, that of putting a stop to strife, and crying truce to battle? Will they remove the only motive which could bring me to the butcherly spectacle of their combat? Would they fight like men, or like their own mountain wolves?”

“The wild savages!” exclaimed the King, “Would they restrict our most cherished royal privilege, the ability to end conflict and call for peace? Will they take away the only reason that could lead me to their brutal display of fighting? Would they battle like men, or like the wolves in their mountains?”

“My lord,” said Albany, “the Earl of Crawford and I had presumed, without consulting you, to ratify that preliminary, for the adoption of which we saw much and pressing reason.”

“My lord,” said Albany, “the Earl of Crawford and I assumed, without checking with you, to confirm that initial agreement, for which we saw significant and urgent reasons.”

“How! the Earl of Crawford!” said the King. “Methinks he is a young counsellor on such grave occurrents.”

“Wow! The Earl of Crawford!” said the King. “I think he’s a young advisor in such serious matters.”

“He is,” replied Albany, “notwithstanding his early years, of such esteem among his Highland neighbours, that I could have done little with them but for his aid and influence.”

“He is,” replied Albany, “despite his young age, so respected by his Highland neighbors that I could have accomplished very little without his help and influence.”

“Hear this, young Rothsay!” said the King reproachfully to his heir.

“Hear this, young Rothsay!” the King said disapprovingly to his heir.

“I pity Crawford, sire,” replied the Prince. “He has too early lost a father whose counsels would have better become such a season as this.”

“I feel sorry for Crawford, sir,” replied the Prince. “He lost his father too soon, someone whose advice would have been really valuable during times like these.”

The King turned next towards Albany with a look of triumph, at the filial affection which his son displayed in his reply.

The King then turned to Albany with a triumphant look at the loving respect his son showed in his reply.

Albany proceeded without emotion. “It is not the life of these Highlandmen, but their death, which is to be profitable to this commonwealth of Scotland; and truly it seemed to the Earl of Crawford and myself most desirable that the combat should be a strife of extermination.”

Albany moved forward without showing any feelings. “It isn’t the lives of these Highlanders that will benefit this commonwealth of Scotland, but their deaths; and honestly, it seemed to the Earl of Crawford and me that it would be best if the battle ended in complete destruction.”

“Marry,” said the Prince, “if such be the juvenile policy of Lindsay, he will be a merciful ruler some ten or twelve years hence! Out upon a boy that is hard of heart before he has hair upon his lip! Better he had contented himself with fighting cocks on Fastern’s Even than laying schemes for massacring men on Palm Sunday, as if he were backing a Welsh main, where all must fight to death.”

“Marry,” said the Prince, “if this is how Lindsay thinks as a young man, he’ll be a kind ruler in ten or twelve years! What a shame for a boy to be so cruel before he even has facial hair! He’d be better off just enjoying cockfights on Fastern’s Even than planning to slaughter men on Palm Sunday, as if he were involved in a brutal fight where everyone must battle to the death.”

“Rothsay is right, Albany,” said the King: “it were unlike a Christian monarch to give way in this point. I cannot consent to see men battle until they are all hewn down like cattle in the shambles. It would sicken me to look at it, and the warder would drop from my hand for mere lack of strength to hold it.”

“Rothsay is right, Albany,” said the King. “It wouldn’t be fitting for a Christian king to give in on this matter. I can’t agree to let men fight until they’re all cut down like cattle in a slaughterhouse. It would make me sick to see it, and I would drop my weapon from sheer weakness.”

“It would drop unheeded,” said Albany. “Let me entreat your Grace to recollect, that you only give up a royal privilege which, exercised, would win you no respect, since it would receive no obedience. Were your Majesty to throw down your warder when the war is high, and these men’s blood is hot, it would meet no more regard than if a sparrow should drop among a herd of battling wolves the straw which he was carrying to his nest. Nothing will separate them but the exhaustion of slaughter; and better they sustain it at the hands of each other than from the swords of such troops as might attempt to separate them at your Majesty’s commands. An attempt to keep the peace by violence would be construed into an ambush laid for them; both parties would unite to resist it, the slaughter would be the same, and the hoped for results of future peace would be utterly disappointed.”

“It would fall unnoticed,” said Albany. “Please, Your Grace, remember that you’re only giving up a royal privilege that, if used, would earn you no respect since it would receive no obedience. If Your Majesty were to drop your scepter when the fighting is intense and these men are fired up, it would get no more attention than if a sparrow were to drop the straw it was carrying for its nest in the midst of a pack of fighting wolves. Nothing will separate them except the exhaustion from the slaughter; and it’s better they handle that among themselves than face the blades of troops that may try to break it up at Your Majesty’s command. Attempting to keep the peace through force would be seen as a trap set for them; both sides would join together to resist it, the bloodshed would be the same, and the hoped-for outcome of future peace would be completely dashed.”

“There is even too much truth in what you say, brother Robin,” replied the flexible King. “To little purpose is it to command what I cannot enforce; and, although I have the unhappiness to do so each day of my life, it were needless to give such a very public example of royal impotency before the crowds who may assemble to behold this spectacle. Let these savage men, therefore, work their bloody will to the uttermost upon each other: I will not attempt to forbid what I cannot prevent them from executing. Heaven help this wretched country! I will to my oratory and pray for her, since to aid her by hand and head is alike denied to me. Father prior, I pray the support of your arm.”

“There’s actually too much truth in what you’re saying, brother Robin,” replied the adaptable King. “It’s pointless to command something I can’t enforce; and even though I unfortunately face this reality every day, it would be unnecessary to publicly display such a clear example of royal powerlessness before the crowds that might gather to witness this spectacle. Let these savage men carry out their bloody desires on each other to the fullest: I won’t try to stop what I can’t prevent them from doing. Heaven help this miserable country! I will go to my oratory and pray for her, since I’m denied the ability to help her with my hands and my mind. Father prior, I ask for your support.”

“Nay, but, brother,” said Albany, “forgive me if I remind you that we must hear the matter between the citizens of Perth and Ramorny, about the death of a townsman—”

“Nay, but, brother,” said Albany, “forgive me if I remind you that we need to hear the issue between the citizens of Perth and Ramorny regarding the death of a townsman—”

“True—true,” said the monarch, reseating himself; “more violence—more battle. Oh, Scotland! Scotland! if the best blood of thy bravest children could enrich thy barren soil, what land on earth would excel thee in fertility! When is it that a white hair is seen on the beard of a Scottishman, unless he be some wretch like thy sovereign, protected from murder by impotence, to witness the scenes of slaughter to which he cannot put a period? Let them come in, delay them not. They are in haste to kill, and, grudge each other each fresh breath of their Creator’s blessed air. The demon of strife and slaughter hath possessed the whole land!”

“True—true,” said the king, sitting back down; “more violence—more battle. Oh, Scotland! Scotland! If the best blood of your bravest children could enrich your barren soil, what land on earth would surpass you in fertility! When is it that a white hair is seen on a Scottish man's beard, unless he is some unfortunate like your ruler, protected from murder by his powerlessness, forced to witness the scenes of slaughter to which he cannot put a stop? Let them come in, don’t delay them. They are in a hurry to kill, and resent each other for every fresh breath of their Creator’s blessed air. The spirit of conflict and bloodshed has taken over the entire land!”

As the mild prince threw himself back on his seat with an air of impatience and anger not very usual with him, the door at the lower end of the room was unclosed, and, advancing from the gallery into which it led (where in perspective was seen a guard of the Bute men, or Brandanes, under arms), came, in mournful procession, the widow of poor Oliver, led by Sir Patrick Charteris, with as much respect as if she had been a lady of the first rank. Behind them came two women of good, the wives of magistrates of the city, both in mourning garments, one bearing the infant and the other leading the elder child. The smith followed in his best attire, and wearing over his buff coat a scarf of crape. Bailie Craigdallie and a brother magistrate closed the melancholy procession, exhibiting similar marks of mourning.

As the mild prince slumped back in his seat with an unusual mix of impatience and anger, the door at the far end of the room opened. Entering from the gallery, where a guard of the Bute men or Brandanes stood at the ready, came the grieving widow of poor Oliver, escorted by Sir Patrick Charteris, who showed her as much respect as if she were a woman of the highest rank. Following them were two respectable women, the wives of city magistrates, both dressed in mourning clothes, one carrying an infant and the other leading the older child. The smith came next, dressed in his best clothes and wearing a black crape scarf over his buff coat. Bailie Craigdallie and another magistrate brought up the rear of the somber procession, also showing signs of mourning.

The good King’s transitory passion was gone the instant he looked at the pallid countenance of the sorrowing widow, and beheld the unconsciousness of the innocent orphans who had sustained so great a loss, and when Sir Patrick Charteris had assisted Magdalen Proudfute to kneel down and, still holding her hand, kneeled himself on one knee, it was with a sympathetic tone that King Robert asked her name and business. She made no answer, but muttered something, looking towards her conductor.

The good King’s fleeting passion disappeared the moment he saw the pale face of the grieving widow and noticed the cluelessness of the innocent orphans who had suffered such a great loss. When Sir Patrick Charteris helped Magdalen Proudfute kneel down and then knelt himself next to her, holding her hand, King Robert asked her name and why she was there in a sympathetic tone. She didn’t respond but mumbled something while glancing at her guide.

“Speak for the poor woman, Sir Patrick Charteris,” said the King, “and tell us the cause of her seeking our presence.”

“Speak for the poor woman, Sir Patrick Charteris,” said the King, “and tell us why she is asking to see us.”

“So please you, my liege,” answered Sir Patrick, rising up, “this woman, and these unhappy orphans, make plaint to your Highness upon Sir John Ramorny of Ramorny, Knight, that by him, or by some of his household, her umquhile husband, Oliver Proudfute, freeman and burgess of Perth, was slain upon the streets of the city on the eve of Shrove Tuesday or morning of Ash Wednesday.”

“So, if it please you, my lord,” replied Sir Patrick, standing up, “this woman and these unfortunate orphans are appealing to your Highness about Sir John Ramorny of Ramorny, Knight. They claim that he, or someone from his household, was responsible for the death of her late husband, Oliver Proudfute, a free man and citizen of Perth, who was killed in the streets of the city on the eve of Shrove Tuesday or the morning of Ash Wednesday.”

“Woman,” replied the King, with much kindness, “thou art gentle by sex, and shouldst be pitiful even by thy affliction; for our own calamity ought to make us—nay, I think it doth make us—merciful to others. Thy husband hath only trodden the path appointed to us all.”

“Woman,” replied the King kindly, “you are gentle by nature, and you should feel compassion even in your suffering; for our own misfortunes should make us—indeed, I believe they do make us—merciful to others. Your husband has merely walked the path that is set for us all.”

“In his case,” said the widow, “my liege must remember it has been a brief and a bloody one.”

“In his case,” said the widow, “my lord must remember it has been short and bloody.”

“I agree he hath had foul measure. But since I have been unable to protect him, as I confess was my royal duty, I am willing, in atonement, to support thee and these orphans, as well or better than you lived in the days of your husband; only do thou pass from this charge, and be not the occasion of spilling more life. Remember, I put before you the choice betwixt practising mercy and pursuing vengeance, and that betwixt plenty and penury.”

“I agree he has been treated unfairly. But since I haven’t been able to protect him, which I admit was my royal duty, I’m willing, as a way to make it right, to support you and these orphans, as well or even better than you lived during your husband’s time; just please step away from this responsibility and don’t cause any more harm. Remember, I’m giving you the choice between showing mercy and seeking revenge, and between abundance and poverty.”

“It is true, my liege, we are poor,” answered the widow, with unshaken firmness “but I and my children will feed with the beasts of the field ere we live on the price of my husband’s blood. I demand the combat by my champion, as you are belted knight and crowned king.”

“It’s true, my lord, we are poor,” the widow replied confidently, “but my children and I would rather live like the animals in the field than accept the money from my husband’s death. I ask for a champion to fight on my behalf, since you are a knight and a king.”

“I knew it would be so!” said the King, aside to Albany. “In Scotland the first words stammered by an infant and the last uttered by a dying greybeard are ‘combat—blood—revenge.’ It skills not arguing farther. Admit the defendants.”

“I knew it would be like this!” said the King to Albany. “In Scotland, the first words a baby stutters and the last spoken by an old man are ‘battle—blood—vengeance.’ There’s no point in arguing further. Allow the defendants in.”

Sir John Ramorny entered the apartment. He was dressed in a long furred robe, such as men of quality wore when they were unarmed. Concealed by the folds of drapery, his wounded arm was supported by a scarf or sling of crimson silk, and with the left arm he leaned on a youth, who, scarcely beyond the years of boyhood, bore on his brow the deep impression of early thought and premature passion. This was that celebrated Lindsay, Earl of Crawford, who, in his after days, was known by the epithet of the Tiger Earl, and who ruled the great and rich valley of Strathmore with the absolute power and unrelenting cruelty of a feudal tyrant. Two or three gentlemen, friends of the Earl, or of his own, countenanced Sir John Ramorny by their presence on this occasion. The charge was again stated, and met by a broad denial on the part of the accused; and in reply, the challengers offered to prove their assertion by an appeal to the ordeal of bier right.

Sir John Ramorny walked into the room. He was wearing a long fur robe, like those worn by men of status when they were unarmed. Hidden beneath the folds of the fabric, his injured arm was supported by a crimson silk scarf or sling, and with his left arm, he leaned on a young man who, barely out of boyhood, showed signs of deep thought and intense passion on his face. This was the famed Lindsay, Earl of Crawford, who later became known as the Tiger Earl and ruled the prosperous Strathmore valley with the absolute authority and ruthless cruelty of a feudal lord. Two or three gentlemen, friends of either the Earl or Sir John, supported his presence at this gathering. The accusation was presented again, and the accused responded with a strong denial; in response, the challengers offered to prove their claim through the ordeal of bier right.

“I am not bound,” answered Sir John Ramorny, “to submit to this ordeal, since I can prove, by the evidence of my late royal master, that I was in my own lodgings, lying on my bed, ill at ease, while this provost and these bailies pretend I was committing a crime to which I had neither will nor temptation. I can therefore be no just object of suspicion.”

“I’m not required,” replied Sir John Ramorny, “to go through this ordeal, since I can show, with the proof from my late royal master, that I was in my own room, lying on my bed, feeling unwell, while this provost and these bailies claim I was committing a crime that I had neither the desire nor the urge to commit. Therefore, I can't be a legitimate object of suspicion.”

“I can aver,” said the Prince, “that I saw and conversed with Sir John Ramorny about some matters concerning my own household on the very night when this murder was a-doing. I therefore know that he was ill at ease, and could not in person commit the deed in question. But I know nothing of the employment of his attendants, and will not take it upon me to say that some one of them may not have been guilty of the crime now charged on them.”

“I can assure you,” said the Prince, “that I saw and spoke with Sir John Ramorny about some issues related to my household on the very night the murder took place. I know he was uncomfortable and couldn’t have committed the act himself. However, I have no knowledge of what his attendants were doing, and I won’t claim that one of them might not be guilty of the crime they’re being accused of.”

Sir John Ramorny had, during the beginning of this speech, looked round with an air of defiance, which was somewhat disconcerted by the concluding sentence of Rothsay’s speech.

Sir John Ramorny had, at the start of this speech, glanced around with a defiant attitude, which was slightly unsettled by the final sentence of Rothsay’s speech.

“I thank your Highness,” he said, with a smile, “for your cautious and limited testimony in my behalf. He was wise who wrote, ‘Put not your faith in princes.’”

“I appreciate your Highness,” he said with a smile, “for your careful and limited testimony in my favor. It was wise of someone to say, ‘Don’t put your trust in princes.’”

“If you have no other evidence of your innocence, Sir John Ramorny,” said the King, “we may not, in respect to your followers, refuse to the injured widow and orphans, the complainers, the grant of a proof by ordeal of bier right, unless any of them should prefer that of combat. For yourself, you are, by the Prince’s evidence, freed from the attaint.”

“If you have no other proof of your innocence, Sir John Ramorny,” said the King, “we cannot, considering your supporters, deny the injured widow and orphans, who are making the complaint, the chance to prove their case through an ordeal of bier right, unless any of them would rather choose combat. As for you, the Prince’s testimony has cleared you of the accusation.”

“My liege,” answered Sir John, “I can take warrant upon myself for the innocence of my household and followers.”

“My lord,” replied Sir John, “I can vouch for the innocence of my household and followers.”

“Why, so a monk or a woman might speak,” said Sir Patrick Charteris. “In knightly language, wilt thou, Sir John de Ramorny, do battle with me in the behalf of thy followers?”

“Why, a monk or a woman could say that,” said Sir Patrick Charteris. “In knightly language, will you, Sir John de Ramorny, fight me on behalf of your followers?”

“The provost of Perth had not obtained time to name the word combat,” said Ramorny, “ere I would have accepted it. But I am not at present fit to hold a lance.”

“The provost of Perth hadn’t gotten around to mentioning the word combat,” said Ramorny, “before I would have accepted it. But right now, I’m not ready to hold a lance.”

“I am glad of it, under your favour, Sir John. There will be the less bloodshed,” said the King. “You must therefore produce your followers according to your steward’s household book, in the great church of St. John, that, in presence of all whom it may concern, they may purge themselves of this accusation. See that every man of them do appear at the time of high mass, otherwise your honour may be sorely tainted.”

“I’m glad to hear that, with your permission, Sir John. That will mean less bloodshed,” said the King. “So you need to bring your followers as per your steward’s household records, to the great church of St. John, so that, in front of everyone who matters, they can clear themselves of this accusation. Make sure each of them shows up at the time of high mass; otherwise, your reputation could be seriously damaged.”

“They shall attend to a man,” said Sir John Ramorny.

“They will look after a man,” said Sir John Ramorny.

Then bowing low to the King, he directed himself to the young Duke of Rothsay, and, making a deep obeisance, spoke so as to be heard by him alone. “You have used me generously, my lord! One word of your lips could have ended this controversy, and you have refused to speak it.”

Then, bowing deeply to the King, he turned to the young Duke of Rothsay and, making a deep bow, spoke so only he could hear. “You’ve been generous to me, my lord! One word from you could have ended this argument, and you have chosen not to say it.”

“On my life,” whispered the Prince, “I spake as far as the extreme verge of truth and conscience would permit. I think thou couldst not expect I should frame lies for thee; and after all, John, in my broken recollections of that night, I do bethink me of a butcherly looking mute, with a curtal axe, much like such a one as may have done yonder night job. Ha! have I touched you, sir knight?”

“On my life,” whispered the Prince, “I spoke as far as the limits of truth and conscience would allow. I think you couldn’t expect me to make up lies for you; and after all, John, in my fragmented memories of that night, I can recall a butcher-like mute, with a short axe, very much like the one that might have been used for that job over there. Ha! Have I gotten to you, sir knight?”

Ramorny made no answer, but turned as precipitately as if some one had pressed suddenly on his wounded arm, and regained his lodgings with the Earl of Crawford; to whom, though disposed for anything rather than revelry, he was obliged to offer a splendid collation, to acknowledge in some degree his sense of the countenance which the young noble had afforded him.

Ramorny didn't respond but turned around quickly, as if someone had suddenly pressed on his injured arm, and returned to his room with the Earl of Crawford. Even though he wasn't in the mood for celebration, he felt obligated to offer a lavish meal to show his appreciation for the support the young noble had given him.





CHAPTER XXII.

     In pottingry he wrocht great pyne;
     He murdreit mony in medecyne.

     DUNBAR.
     In pottery, he worked with great skill;  
     He harmed many in medicine.  

     DUNBAR.

When, after an entertainment the prolonging of which was like torture to the wounded knight, the Earl of Crawford at length took horse, to go to his distant quarters in the Castle of Dupplin, where he resided as a guest, the Knight of Ramorny retired into his sleeping apartment, agonized by pains of body and anxiety of mind. Here he found Henbane Dwining, on whom it was his hard fate to depend for consolation in both respects. The physician, with his affectation of extreme humility, hoped he saw his exalted patient merry and happy.

When the Earl of Crawford finally mounted his horse to leave after an entertainment that felt torturous to the wounded knight, heading back to his far-off quarters at the Castle of Dupplin, where he stayed as a guest, the Knight of Ramorny went to his sleeping quarters, suffering from physical pain and mental anxiety. There he found Henbane Dwining, the one he was unfortunate enough to rely on for comfort in both ways. The physician, pretending to be extremely humble, hoped to see his esteemed patient cheerful and content.

“Merry as a mad dog,” said Ramorny, “and happy as the wretch whom the cur hath bitten, and who begins to feel the approach of the ravening madness! That ruthless boy, Crawford, saw my agony, and spared not a single carouse. I must do him justice, forsooth! If I had done justice to him and to the world, I had thrown him out of window and cut short a career which, if he grew up as he has begun, will prove a source of misery to all Scotland, but especially to Tayside. Take heed as thou undoest the ligatures, chirurgeon, the touch of a fly’s wing on that raw glowing stump were like a dagger to me.”

“Merry as a mad dog,” said Ramorny, “and happy as the poor soul who’s been bitten by that mutt and is starting to feel the craziness creeping in! That heartless kid, Crawford, saw my pain and didn’t hold back on a single drunken spree. I have to give him some credit, really! If I had been fair to him and the world, I would have thrown him out the window and ended a life that, if he keeps going like this, will only bring misery to all of Scotland, especially Tayside. Be careful when you take off the bandages, surgeon; even the lightest touch, like a fly landing on that raw, glowing stump, feels like a dagger to me.”

“Fear not, my noble patron,” said the leech, with a chuckling laugh of enjoyment, which he vainly endeavoured to disguise under a tone of affected sensibility. “We will apply some fresh balsam, and—he, he, he!—relieve your knightly honour of the irritation which you sustain so firmly.”

“Don’t worry, my noble patron,” said the leech, with a chuckling laugh of enjoyment that he tried to hide with a tone of fake sensitivity. “We’ll use some fresh balm, and—ha, ha, ha!—take care of the irritation you’re handling so bravely.”

“Firmly, man!” said Ramorny, grinning with pain; “I sustain it as I would the scorching flames of purgatory. The bone seems made of red hot iron; thy greasy ointment will hiss as it drops upon the wound. And yet it is December’s ice, compared to the fever fit of my mind!”

“Hang in there, man!” Ramorny said, grinning through the pain. “I’m handling it like it’s the burning flames of purgatory. My bone feels like it’s made of red-hot iron; your greasy ointment will sizzle when it hits the wound. And yet it’s like December’s ice compared to the feverish state of my mind!”

“We will first use our emollients upon the body, my noble patron,” said Dwining; “and then, with your knighthood’s permission; your servant will try his art on the troubled mind; though I fain hope even the mental pain also may in some degree depend on the irritation of the wound, and that, abated as I trust the corporeal pangs will soon be, perhaps the stormy feelings of the mind may subside of themselves.”

“We will first apply our moisturizers to the body, my noble patron,” said Dwining; “and then, with your permission, I will attempt my skills on your troubled mind; though I hope that even the mental pain may, to some extent, be linked to the irritation of the wound, and that as I expect the physical discomfort will soon lessen, perhaps the stormy feelings of your mind will settle down on their own.”

“Henbane Dwining,” said the patient, as he felt the pain of his wound assuaged, “thou art a precious and invaluable leech, but some things are beyond thy power. Thou canst stupify my bodily cause of this raging agony, but thou canst not teach me to bear the score of the boy whom I have brought up—whom I loved, Dwining—for I did love him—dearly love him! The worst of my ill deeds have been to flatter his vices; and he grudged me a word of his mouth, when a word would have allayed this cumber! He smiled, too—I saw him smile—when yon paltry provost, the companion and patron of wretched burghers, defied me, whom this heartless prince knew to be unable to bear arms. Ere I forget or forgive it, thou thyself shalt preach up the pardoning of injuries! And then the care for tomorrow! Think’st thou, Henbane Dwining, that, in very reality, the Wounds of the slaughtered corpse will gape and shed tears of fresh blood at the murderer’s approach?”

“Henbane Dwining,” said the patient, as he felt the pain of his wound ease, “you are a precious and invaluable healer, but some things are beyond your power. You can numb my physical pain from this raging agony, but you can’t teach me to endure the guilt of the boy I raised—whom I loved, Dwining—for I truly loved him—deeply loved him! The worst of my wrongs have been to indulge his vices; and he barely spared me a word, when just a word could have eased this burden! He smiled, too—I saw him smile—when that petty provost, a companion and supporter of miserable townspeople, defied me, knowing that this heartless prince recognized I couldn’t defend myself. Before I forget or forgive it, you yourself will promote the idea of forgiving injuries! And then there’s the worry for tomorrow! Do you really think, Henbane Dwining, that the wounds of a slaughtered body will open and weep fresh blood at the murderer's approach?”

“I cannot tell, my lord, save by report,” said Dwining, “which avouches the fact.”

“I can’t say, my lord, except by what I’ve heard,” said Dwining, “which confirms the fact.”

“The brute Bonthron,” said Ramorny, “is startled at the apprehension of such a thing, and speaking of being rather willing to stand the combat. What think’st thou? He is a fellow of steel.”

“The tough Bonthron,” said Ramorny, “is taken aback by the idea of such a thing, and he's saying he’s pretty ready for a fight. What do you think? He’s a guy made of steel.”

“It is the armourer’s trade to deal with steel,” replied Dwining.

“It’s the armorer's job to work with steel,” replied Dwining.

“Were Bonthron to fall, it would little grieve me,” said Ramorny; “though I should miss an useful hand.”

“If Bonthron were to fall, it wouldn't bother me much,” said Ramorny; “though I would miss a useful helper.”

“I well believe your lordship will not sorrow as for that you lost in Curfew Street. Excuse my pleasantry, he, he! But what are the useful properties of this fellow Bonthron?”

“I truly believe you won’t be upset about what you lost on Curfew Street. Forgive my joking, ha ha! But what are the useful qualities of this guy Bonthron?”

“Those of a bulldog,” answered the knight, “he worries without barking.”

“Those of a bulldog,” replied the knight, “he frets without barking.”

“You have no fear of his confessing?” said the physician.

“You're not worried about him confessing?” said the doctor.

“Who can tell what the dread of approaching death may do?” replied the patient. “He has already shown a timorousness entirely alien from his ordinary sullenness of nature; he, that would scarce wash his hands after he had slain a man, is now afraid to see a dead body bleed.”

“Who can say what the fear of dying might cause?” replied the patient. “He’s already shown a fearfulness that’s completely unlike his usual gloomy nature; he, who barely bothered to wash his hands after killing a man, is now afraid to see a dead body bleed.”

“Well,” said the leech, “I must do something for him if I can, since it was to further my revenge that he struck yonder downright blow, though by ill luck it lighted not where it was intended.”

“Well,” said the leech, “I have to do something for him if I can, since it was to help my revenge that he dealt that harsh blow, even though, by bad luck, it didn't land where it was meant to.”

“And whose fault was that, timid villain,” said Ramorny, “save thine own, who marked a rascal deer for a buck of the first head?”

“And whose fault was that, you timid coward,” said Ramorny, “except your own, for choosing a sneaky deer to be a top buck?”

“Benedicite, noble sir,” replied the mediciner; “would you have me, who know little save of chamber practice, be as skilful of woodcraft as your noble self, or tell hart from hind, doe from roe, in a glade at midnight? I misdoubted me little when I saw the figure run past us to the smith’s habitation in the wynd, habited like a morrice dancer; and yet my mind partly misgave me whether it was our man, for methought he seemed less of stature. But when he came out again, after so much time as to change his dress, and swaggered onward with buff coat and steel cap, whistling after the armourer’s wonted fashion, I do own I was mistaken super totam materiem, and loosed your knighthood’s bulldog upon him, who did his devoir most duly, though he pulled down the wrong deer. Therefore, unless the accursed smith kill our poor friend stone dead on the spot, I am determined, if art may do it, that the ban dog Bonthron shall not miscarry.”

“Bless you, noble sir,” replied the mediciner; “would you have me, who know little except how to treat ailments in a room, be as skilled in tracking as you, or tell a stag from a hind, a doe from a roe, in a clearing at midnight? I had my doubts when I saw the figure rush past us to the blacksmith's place in the alley, dressed like a morris dancer; and yet I was unsure if it was our man, as he seemed shorter. But when he came out again, after enough time to change his clothes, and swaggered off in a leather coat and steel helmet, whistling like the armorer usually does, I must admit I was completely wrong, and I let your knightly bulldog loose on him, who did his duty properly, even though he chased the wrong prey. So, unless that cursed blacksmith kills our poor friend right there, I am determined, if skill can help, that the guard dog Bonthron shall not fail.”

“It will put thine art to the test, man of medicine,” said Ramorny; “for know that, having the worst of the combat, if our champion be not killed stone dead in the lists, he will be drawn forth of them by the heels, and without further ceremony knitted up to the gallows, as convicted of the murder; and when he hath swung there like a loose tassel for an hour or so, I think thou wilt hardly take it in hand to cure his broken neck.”

“It will test your skills, doctor,” said Ramorny; “because if our champion loses the fight and isn’t killed outright in the arena, he will be dragged out by his heels and, without any further ado, hanged as a murderer. And after he’s been swinging there like a loose rag for about an hour, I doubt you’ll want to try to fix his broken neck.”

“I am of a different opinion, may it please your knighthood,” answered Dwining, gently. “I will carry him off from the very foot of the gallows into the land of faery, like King Arthur, or Sir Huon of Bordeaux, or Ugero the Dane; or I will, if I please, suffer him to dangle on the gibbet for a certain number of minutes, or hours, and then whisk him away from the sight of all, with as much ease as the wind wafts away the withered leaf.”

“I see it differently, if I may, your honor,” Dwining replied softly. “I can take him away from right under the gallows, just like King Arthur, or Sir Huon of Bordeaux, or Ugero the Dane; or I can, if I choose, let him hang on the gallows for a certain number of minutes or hours, and then whisk him away from view as easily as the wind carries off a dead leaf.”

“This is idle boasting, sir leech,” replied Ramorny. “The whole mob of Perth will attend him to the gallows, each more eager than another to see the retainer of a nobleman die, for the slaughter of a cuckoldly citizen. There will be a thousand of them round the gibbet’s foot.”

“This is just empty bragging, sir leech,” replied Ramorny. “The entire crowd from Perth will follow him to the gallows, each one more eager than the last to see the servant of a nobleman die for killing a cheating citizen. There will be a thousand of them gathered around the gallows.”

“And were there ten thousand,” said Dwining, “shall I, who am a high clerk, and have studied in Spain, and Araby itself, not be able to deceive the eyes of this hoggish herd of citizens, when the pettiest juggler that ever dealt in legerdemain can gull even the sharp observation of your most intelligent knighthood? I tell you, I will put the change on them as if I were in possession of Keddie’s ring.”

“And if there were ten thousand,” said Dwining, “how could I, a highly educated man who has studied in Spain and Arabia, not outsmart this greedy crowd of citizens? Even the smallest trickster can fool the keenest eyes of your most discerning knights. I assure you, I will pull off the trick as if I had Keddie’s ring in my hand.”

“If thou speakest truth,” answered the knight, “and I think thou darest not palter with me on such a theme, thou must have the aid of Satan, and I will have nought to do with him. I disown and defy him.”

"If you speak the truth," replied the knight, "and I believe you wouldn't deceive me on such a topic, you must be getting help from Satan, and I want nothing to do with him. I reject and defy him."

Dwining indulged in his internal chuckling laugh when he heard his patron testify his defiance of the foul fiend, and saw him second it by crossing himself. He composed himself, however, upon observing Ramorny’s aspect become very stern, and said, with tolerable gravity, though a little interrupted by the effort necessary to suppress his mirthful mood:

Dwining couldn't help but chuckle to himself when he heard his patron boldly defy the evil spirit and saw him back it up by crossing himself. However, he composed himself when he noticed Ramorny's serious demeanor, and said with a fair amount of seriousness, though slightly interrupted by his effort to hold back his amusement:

“Confederacy, most devout sir—confederacy is the soul of jugglery. But—he, he, he!—I have not the honour to be—he, he!—an ally of the gentleman of whom you speak—in whose existence I am—he, he!—no very profound believer, though your knightship, doubtless, hath better opportunities of acquaintance.”

“Confederacy, most honorable sir—confederacy is the essence of trickery. But—ha, ha, ha!—I don't have the honor to be—ha, ha!—an ally of the gentleman you mention—whose existence I am—ha, ha!—not exactly a strong believer in, although your knighthood, surely, has had better chances to get to know him.”

“Proceed, rascal, and without that sneer, which thou mayst otherwise dearly pay for.”

“Go ahead, punk, and without that smirk, or you might end up paying for it.”

“I will, most undaunted,” replied Dwining. “Know that I have my confederate too, else my skill were little worth.”

“I will, very much unafraid,” replied Dwining. “You should know that I have my partner as well, or else my abilities wouldn’t matter much.”

“And who may that be, pray you?”

"And who could that be, if I may ask?"

“Stephen Smotherwell, if it like your honour, lockman of this Fair City. I marvel your knighthood knows him not.”

“Stephen Smotherwell, if it pleases your honor, the lockman of this Fair City. I’m amazed your knighthood doesn’t know him.”

“And I marvel thy knaveship knows him not on professional acquaintance,” replied Ramorny; “but I see thy nose is unslit, thy ears yet uncropped, and if thy shoulders are scarred or branded, thou art wise for using a high collared jerkin.”

“And I’m surprised you don’t know him on a professional level,” replied Ramorny; “but I see your nose isn’t broken, your ears aren’t clipped, and if your shoulders are scarred or branded, you’re smart to wear a high-collared jacket.”

“He, he! your honour is pleasant,” said the mediciner. “It is not by personal circumstances that I have acquired the intimacy of Stephen Smotherwell, but on account of a certain traffic betwixt us, in which an’t please you, I exchange certain sums of silver for the bodies, heads, and limbs of those who die by aid of friend Stephen.”

“Ha, ha! You’re quite amusing, sir,” said the doctor. “I didn’t become close to Stephen Smotherwell because of personal reasons, but because of a business arrangement between us, where I trade certain amounts of silver for the bodies, heads, and limbs of those who die with the help of my friend Stephen.”

“Wretch!” exclaimed the knight with horror, “is it to compose charms and forward works of witchcraft that you trade for these miserable relics of mortality?”

“Wretch!” the knight exclaimed in horror, “are you really trading these pathetic relics of mortality to create spells and practice witchcraft?”

“He, he, he! No, an it please your knighthood,” answered the mediciner, much amused with the ignorance of his patron; “but we, who are knights of the scalpel, are accustomed to practise careful carving of the limbs of defunct persons, which we call dissection, whereby we discover, by examination of a dead member, how to deal with one belonging to a living man, which hath become diseased through injury or otherwise. Ah! if your honour saw my poor laboratory, I could show you heads and hands, feet and lungs, which have been long supposed to be rotting in the mould. The skull of Wallace, stolen from London Bridge; the head of Sir Simon Fraser [the famous ancestor of the Lovats, slain at Halidon Hill (executed in London in 1306)], that never feared man; the lovely skull of the fair Katie Logie [(should be Margaret Logie), the beautiful mistress of David II]. Oh, had I but had the fortune to have preserved the chivalrous hand of mine honoured patron!”

“Ha, ha, ha! No, it's an it, if you don’t mind, sir,” the medic said, clearly amused by his patron's ignorance. “But we, who are the knights of the scalpel, are used to carefully dissecting the limbs of deceased people, which we call dissection. By examining a dead body, we learn how to treat a living person whose limb has become diseased due to injury or other reasons. Ah! If you saw my poor laboratory, I could show you heads, hands, feet, and lungs that people thought were long gone, rotting away. The skull of Wallace, taken from London Bridge; the head of Sir Simon Fraser, who never feared a man; the beautiful skull of the fair Katie Logie. Oh, if only I had the chance to keep the brave hand of my honored patron!”

Out upon thee, slave! Thinkest thou to disgust me with thy catalogue of horrors? Tell me at once where thy discourse drives. How can thy traffic with the hangdog executioner be of avail to serve me, or to help my servant Bonthron?”

Out with you, slave! Do you think you can gross me out with your list of horrors? Just tell me where your conversation is headed. How can your dealings with that lowly executioner possibly help me or my servant Bonthron?

“Nay, I do not recommend it to your knighthood, save in an extremity,” replied Dwining. “But we will suppose the battle fought and our cock beaten. Now we must first possess him with the certainty that, if unable to gain the day, we will at least save him from the hangman, provided he confess nothing which can prejudice your knighthood’s honour.”

“Nah, I don’t suggest it to your knighthood, except in an extreme situation,” replied Dwining. “But let’s say the battle is fought and we lose. First, we need to make sure he knows that, if he can’t win, we’ll at least protect him from the executioner, as long as he doesn’t confess anything that could harm your knighthood’s honor.”

“Ha! ay, a thought strikes me,” said Ramorny. “We can do more than this, we can place a word in Bonthron’s mouth that will be troublesome enough to him whom I am bound to curse for being the cause of my misfortune. Let us to the ban dog’s kennel, and explain to him what is to be done in every view of the question. If we can persuade him to stand the bier ordeal, it may be a mere bugbear, and in that case we are safe. If he take the combat, he is fierce as a baited bear, and may, perchance, master his opponent; then we are more than safe, we are avenged. If Bonthron himself is vanquished, we will put thy device in exercise; and if thou canst manage it cleanly; we may dictate his confession, take the advantage of it, as I will show thee on further conference, and make a giant stride towards satisfaction for my wrongs. Still there remains one hazard. Suppose our mastiff mortally wounded in the lists, who shall prevent his growling out some species of confession different from what we would recommend?”

“Ha! I just had an idea,” said Ramorny. “We can do more than this; we can put words in Bonthron’s mouth that will be enough trouble for the one I have to curse for causing my misfortune. Let’s go to the ban dog’s kennel and explain the plan from every angle. If we can convince him to take the bier ordeal, it might just be a scare tactic, and then we’re in the clear. If he goes into combat, he’s as fierce as a baited bear and might just overpower his opponent; then we’re not just safe, we’re avenged. If Bonthron himself is defeated, we’ll put your idea into action; and if you can pull it off smoothly, we can dictate his confession, take advantage of it, as I’ll explain in more detail later, and make significant progress in getting back at those who wronged me. But there’s still one risk. What if our mastiff is mortally wounded in the fight? Who will stop him from growling out some sort of confession that we wouldn’t want?”

“Marry, that can his mediciner,” said Dwining. “Let me wait on him, and have the opportunity to lay but a finger on his wound, and trust me he shall betray no confidence.”

“Sure, he can be healed,” said Dwining. “Just let me assist him, and if I get the chance to touch his wound, believe me, he won’t reveal a thing.”

“Why, there’s a willing fiend, that needs neither pushing nor prompting!” said Ramorny.

“Wow, there’s a ready villain who doesn’t need any nudging or encouragement!” said Ramorny.

“As I trust I shall need neither in your knighthood’s service.”

"As I believe I won't need either in your service, knight."

“We will go indoctrinate our agent,” continued the knight. “We shall find him pliant; for, hound as he is, he knows those who feed from those who browbeat him; and he holds a late royal master of mine in deep hate for some injurious treatment and base terms which he received at his hand. I must also farther concert with thee the particulars of thy practice, for saving the ban dog from the hands of the herd of citizens.”

“We're going to train our agent,” the knight continued. “He'll be easy to influence; even though he's a coward, he knows who supports him and who bullies him. He really hates a former royal master of mine for the way he treated him poorly and the disrespect he showed. I also need to discuss the details of your plan with you to save the unwanted dog from the crowd of citizens.”

We leave this worthy pair of friends to their secret practices, of which we shall afterwards see the results. They were, although of different qualities, as well matched for device and execution of criminal projects as the greyhound is to destroy the game which the slowhound raises, or the slowhound to track the prey which the gazehound discovers by the eye. Pride and selfishness were the characteristics of both; but, from the difference of rank, education, and talents, they had assumed the most different appearance in the two individuals.

We leave this esteemed duo of friends to their secret activities, the outcomes of which we will see later. They were, despite their different traits, as well suited for plotting and carrying out criminal schemes as a greyhound is to chase the game that a slowhound flushes out, or a slowhound is to follow the prey that a gazehound spots. Pride and selfishness defined both of them; however, due to their differing social status, education, and skills, they presented themselves in very different ways.

Nothing could less resemble the high blown ambition of the favourite courtier, the successful gallant, and the bold warrior than the submissive, unassuming mediciner, who seemed even to court and delight in insult; whilst, in his secret soul, he felt himself possessed of a superiority of knowledge, a power both of science and of mind, which placed the rude nobles of the day infinitely beneath him. So conscious was Henbane Dwining of this elevation, that, like a keeper of wild beasts, he sometimes adventured, for his own amusement, to rouse the stormy passions of such men as Ramorny, trusting, with his humble manner, to elude the turmoil he had excited, as an Indian boy will launch his light canoe, secure from its very fragility, upon a broken surf, in which the boat of an argosy would be assuredly dashed to pieces. That the feudal baron should despise the humble practitioner in medicine was a matter of course; but Ramorny felt not the less the influence which Dwining exercised over him, and was in the encounter of their wits often mastered by him, as the most eccentric efforts of a fiery horse are overcome by a boy of twelve years old, if he has been bred to the arts of the manege. But the contempt of Dwining for Ramorny was far less qualified. He regarded the knight, in comparison with himself, as scarcely rising above the brute creation; capable, indeed, of working destruction, as the bull with his horns or the wolf with his fangs, but mastered by mean prejudices, and a slave to priest craft, in which phrase Dwining included religion of every kind. On the whole, he considered Ramorny as one whom nature had assigned to him as a serf, to mine for the gold which he worshipped, and the avaricious love of which was his greatest failing, though by no means his worst vice. He vindicated this sordid tendency in his own eyes by persuading himself that it had its source in the love of power.

Nothing could be more different from the grand ambition of the favorite courtier, the successful suitor, and the bold warrior than the submissive, unassuming healer, who seemed to invite and take pleasure in insult; while deep down, he believed he had a superior understanding, a power of both science and intellect, that placed the rude nobles of his time far below him. Henbane Dwining was so aware of this superiority that, like a keeper of wild animals, he sometimes risked, for his own entertainment, stirring up the fierce tempers of men like Ramorny, trusting that his humble demeanor would help him escape the chaos he had caused, much like an Indian boy who would send his fragile canoe out onto wild waves, confident in its lightness, while a larger ship would surely be wrecked. It was expected that the feudal baron would look down on the lowly healer, but Ramorny still felt the influence that Dwining had over him, and often found himself bested in their verbal sparring, similar to how the wildest antics of a fiery horse can be tamed by a twelve-year-old who has learned how to manage them. However, Dwining's contempt for Ramorny was far less restrained. He viewed the knight, compared to himself, as barely more than an animal; capable, indeed, of causing destruction like a bull with its horns or a wolf with its fangs, but dominated by petty prejudices and enslaved by religious dogma, which Dwining regarded as all forms of religion. Overall, he saw Ramorny as someone nature had assigned to him as a servant, to dig for the gold he idolized, and his greedy love for it was his biggest flaw, though not his worst vice. He justified this unseemly desire to himself by convincing himself that it stemmed from a desire for power.

“Henbane Dwining,” he said, as he gazed in delight upon the hoards which he had secretly amassed, and which he visited from time to time, “is no silly miser that doats on those pieces for their golden lustre: it is the power with which they endow the possessor which makes him thus adore them. What is there that these put not within your command? Do you love beauty, and are mean, deformed, infirm, and old? Here is a lure the fairest hawk of them all will stoop to. Are you feeble, weak, subject to the oppression of the powerful? Here is that will arm in your defence those more mighty than the petty tyrant whom you fear. Are you splendid in your wishes, and desire the outward show of opulence? This dark chest contains many a wide range of hill and dale, many a fair forest full of game, the allegiance of a thousand vassals. Wish you for favour in courts, temporal or spiritual? The smiles of kings, the pardon of popes and priests for old crimes, and the indulgence which encourages priest ridden fools to venture on new ones—all these holy incentives to vice may be purchased for gold. Revenge itself, which the gods are said to reserve to themselves, doubtless because they envy humanity so sweet a morsel—revenge itself is to be bought by it. But it is also to be won by superior skill, and that is the nobler mode of reaching it. I will spare, then, my treasure for other uses, and accomplish my revenge gratis; or rather I will add the luxury of augmented wealth to the triumph of requited wrongs.”

“Henbane Dwining,” he said, admiring the treasure he had secretly gathered and visited from time to time, “is not some foolish miser who clings to these pieces for their shiny gold: it’s the power they give the owner that makes him cherish them so much. What can’t these things give you control over? Do you love beauty but feel ugly, deformed, weak, or old? Here’s a bait that even the most beautiful creature will be drawn to. Are you weak, oppressed by those stronger than you? This will arm you with the strength of those more powerful than the petty tyrant you dread. Do you have grand aspirations and want to show off wealth? This dark chest holds a vast range of lands, beautiful forests full of game, and the loyalty of a thousand vassals. Do you seek favor in courts, whether secular or spiritual? The smiles of kings, the forgiveness of popes and priests for past sins, and the indulgence that leads foolish, priest-ridden people to commit new sins—these holy incentives to wrongdoing can all be bought with gold. Even revenge, which the gods are said to keep for themselves, probably out of envy for how sweet it is for mortals—revenge can be bought with it. But it can also be achieved through skill, and that’s the nobler way to get it. So, I will save my treasure for other purposes and seek my revenge for free; or rather, I will add the luxury of increased wealth to the satisfaction of avenging wrongs.”

Thus thought Dwining, as, returned from his visit to Sir John Ramorny, he added the gold he had received for his various services to the mass of his treasure; and, having gloated over the whole for a minute or two, turned the key on his concealed treasure house, and walked forth on his visits to his patients, yielding the wall to every man whom he met and bowing and doffing his bonnet to the poorest burgher that owned a petty booth, nay, to the artificers who gained their precarious bread by the labour of their welked hands.

Thus thought Dwining, as he returned from his visit to Sir John Ramorny. He added the gold he had received for his various services to his pile of treasure. After admiring it for a minute or two, he locked away his hidden stash and went out to see his patients, stepping aside for every man he encountered and bowing, tipping his hat to even the poorest shopkeeper, and even to the workers who earned their meager living with their rough hands.

“Caitiffs,” was the thought of his heart while he did such obeisance—“base, sodden witted mechanics! did you know what this key could disclose, what foul weather from heaven would prevent your unbonneting? what putrid kennel in your wretched hamlet would be disgusting enough to make you scruple to fall down and worship the owner of such wealth? But I will make you feel my power, though it suits my honour to hide the source of it. I will be an incubus to your city, since you have rejected me as a magistrate. Like the night mare, I will hag ride ye, yet remain invisible myself. This miserable Ramorny, too, he who, in losing his hand, has, like a poor artisan, lost the only valuable part of his frame, he heaps insulting language on me, as if anything which he can say had power to chafe a constant mind like mine! Yet, while he calls me rogue, villain, and slave, he acts as wisely as if he should amuse himself by pulling hairs out of my head while my hand had hold of his heart strings. Every insult I can pay back instantly by a pang of bodily pain or mental agony, and—he, he!—I run no long accounts with his knighthood, that must be allowed.”

“Caitiffs,” he thought to himself as he bowed—“worthless, mindless workers! Do you have any idea what this key could unlock, what awful consequences from above would stop you from taking your hats off? What disgusting place in your miserable little town would make you hesitate to prostrate yourself and worship someone with such riches? But I will make you feel my power, even if it’s honorable for me to keep its source hidden. I will become a burden to your city since you’ve rejected me as a magistrate. Like a nightmare, I will ride you, yet remain invisible myself. This miserable Ramorny, too, the one who, in losing his hand, like a poor craftsman, has forfeited the only valuable part of his body, he insults me as if anything he says could annoy a steady mind like mine! Yet, while he calls me a rogue, villain, and slave, he acts as foolishly as if he were entertaining himself by pulling my hair while I had hold of his heart strings. Every insult I can instantly repay with a stab of physical pain or mental anguish, and—ha, ha!—I don't keep lengthy accounts with his knighthood, that must be said.”

While the mediciner was thus indulging his diabolical musing, and passing, in his creeping manner, along the street, the cry of females was heard behind him.

While the doctor was lost in his dark thoughts and moving along the street in his slow way, the cries of women were heard behind him.

“Ay, there he is, Our Lady be praised!—there is the most helpful man in Perth,” said one voice.

“Ay, there he is, Our Lady be praised!—there’s the most helpful guy in Perth,” said one voice.

“They may speak of knights and kings for redressing wrongs, as they call it; but give me worthy Master Dwining the potter carrier, cummers,” replied another.

“They might talk about knights and kings fixing injustices, as they like to say; but I prefer good old Master Dwining the potter carrier, friends,” replied another.

At the same moment, the leech was surrounded and taken hold of by the speakers, good women of the Fair City.

At that moment, the leech was surrounded and grabbed by the speakers, respectable women of the Fair City.

“How now, what’s the matter?” said Dwining, “whose cow has calved?”

“Hey, what’s going on?” asked Dwining, “whose cow just had a calf?”

“There is no calving in the case,” said one of the women, “but a poor fatherless wean dying; so come awa’ wi’ you, for our trust is constant in you, as Bruce said to Donald of the Isles.”

“There’s no calving in this situation,” said one of the women, “just a poor fatherless calf dying; so come on with you, because we have constant faith in you, just like Bruce said to Donald of the Isles.”

“Opiferque per orbem dicor,” said Henbane Dwining. “What is the child dying of?”

“I'm known throughout the world as a helper,” said Henbane Dwining. “What is the child dying of?”

“The croup—the croup,” screamed one of the gossips; “the innocent is rouping like a corbie.”

“The croup—the croup,” yelled one of the gossipers; “the poor kid is coughing like a crow.”

“Cynanche trachealis—that disease makes brief work. Show me the house instantly,” continued the mediciner, who was in the habit of exercising his profession liberally, not withstanding his natural avarice, and humanely, in spite of his natural malignity. As we can suspect him of no better principle, his motive most probably may have been vanity and the love of his art.

“Cynanche trachealis—that disease acts quickly. Show me the house right away,” continued the doctor, who tended to practice his profession openly, despite his natural greed, and compassionately, even with his inherent malice. Since we can't assume he had a better motive, it’s likely his driving force was vanity and his passion for his work.

He would nevertheless have declined giving his attendance in the present case had he known whither the kind gossips were conducting him, in time sufficient to frame an apology. But, ere he guessed where he was going, the leech was hurried into the house of the late Oliver Proudfute, from which he heard the chant of the women as they swathed and dressed the corpse of the umquhile bonnet maker for the ceremony of next morning, of which chant the following verses may be received as a modern imitation:

He still would have turned down attending in this case if he had known where the kind gossipers were taking him, in enough time to make an excuse. But before he figured out where he was headed, the doctor was rushed into the house of the late Oliver Proudfute, where he heard the women chanting as they wrapped and prepared the body of the late hat maker for the ceremony the next morning. The following verses can be seen as a modern imitation of that chant:

     Viewless essence, thin and bare,
     Well nigh melted into air,
     Still with fondness hovering near
     The earthly form thou once didst wear,

     Pause upon thy pinion’s flight;
     Be thy course to left or right,
     Be thou doom’d to soar or sink,
     Pause upon the awful brink.

     To avenge the deed expelling
     Thee untimely from thy dwelling,
     Mystic force thou shalt retain
     O’er the blood and o’er the brain.

     When the form thou shalt espy
     That darken’d on thy closing eye,
     When the footstep thou shalt hear
     That thrill’d upon thy dying ear,

     Then strange sympathies shall wake,
     The flesh shall thrill, the nerves shall quake,
     The wounds renew their clotter’d flood,
     And every drop cry blood for blood!
     Invisible essence, thin and bare,  
     Almost melted into air,  
     Still with affection hovering near  
     The earthly form you once wore,  

     Pause in your flight;  
     Whether your path is to the left or right,  
     Whether you’re destined to soar or sink,  
     Pause at the terrifying edge.  

     To take revenge for the act casting  
     You out of your home too soon,  
     You will keep a mystical power  
     Over the blood and over the mind.  

     When you see the form  
     That darkened in your fading sight,  
     When you hear the footstep  
     That resonated in your dying ear,  

     Then strange sympathies will awaken,  
     The flesh will tingle, the nerves will shake,  
     The wounds will reopen their clotted flood,  
     And every drop will cry blood for blood!  

Hardened as he was, the physician felt reluctance to pass the threshold of the man to whose death he had been so directly, though, so far as the individual was concerned, mistakingly, accessory.

Hardened as he was, the doctor felt a reluctance to step into the home of the man whose death he had been so directly, though mistakenly, involved in.

“Let me pass on, women,” he said, “my art can only help the living—the dead are past our power.”

“Let me go by, ladies,” he said, “my skills can only assist the living—the dead are beyond our reach.”

“Nay, but your patient is upstairs—the youngest orphan”—Dwining was compelled to go into the house. But he was surprised when, the instant he stepped over the threshold, the gossips, who were busied with the dead body, stinted suddenly in their song, while one said to the others:

“Nah, but your patient is upstairs—the youngest orphan”—Dwining was forced to go into the house. But he was surprised when, the moment he stepped over the threshold, the gossips, who were busy with the dead body, suddenly stopped their chatter, while one said to the others:

“In God’s name, who entered? That was a large gout of blood.”

“In God’s name, who just came in? That was a huge splash of blood.”

“Not so,” said another voice, “it is a drop of the liquid balm.”

“Not really,” said another voice, “it’s a drop of the soothing liquid.”

“Nay, cummer, it was blood. Again I say, who entered the house even now?”

“Nah, friend, it was blood. I repeat, who just came into the house?”

One looked out from the apartment into the little entrance, where Dwining, under pretence of not distinctly seeing the trap ladder by which he was to ascend into the upper part of this house of lamentation, was delaying his progress purposely, disconcerted with what had reached him of the conversation.

One looked out from the apartment into the small entrance, where Dwining, pretending not to clearly see the trap ladder he needed to climb to reach the upper part of this house of sorrow, was intentionally stalling his progress, disturbed by what he had overheard in the conversation.

“Nay, it is only worthy Master Henbane Dwining,” answered one of the sibyls.

“Nah, it’s just the esteemed Master Henbane Dwining,” replied one of the sibyls.

“Only Master Dwining,” replied the one who had first spoken, in a tone of acquiescence—“our best helper in need! Then it must have been balm sure enough.”

“Only Master Dwining,” replied the first speaker, sounding agreeable—“our greatest helper in times of trouble! Then it must have really been balm.”

“Nay,” said the other, “it may have been blood nevertheless; for the leech, look you, when the body was found, was commanded by the magistrates to probe the wound with his instruments, and how could the poor dead corpse know that that was done with good purpose?”

“Nah,” said the other, “it might have been blood anyway; because the doctor, you see, when the body was found, was ordered by the authorities to examine the wound with his tools, and how could the poor dead body know that it was done with good intentions?”

“Ay, truly, cummer; and as poor Oliver often mistook friends for enemies while he was in life, his judgment cannot be thought to have mended now.”

“Ay, truly, my friend; and just like poor Oliver often confused friends for enemies while he was alive, we can't expect his judgment to have improved now.”

Dwining heard no more, being now forced upstairs into a species of garret, where Magdalen sat on her widowed bed, clasping to her bosom her infant, which, already black in the face and uttering the gasping, crowing sound which gives the popular name to the complaint, seemed on the point of rendering up its brief existence. A Dominican monk sat near the bed, holding the other child in his arms, and seeming from time to time to speak a word or two of spiritual consolation, or intermingle some observation on the child’s disorder.

Dwining heard no more, now being taken upstairs into a sort of attic, where Magdalen sat on her widow's bed, holding her baby close to her, which was already turning black in the face and making the gasping, crowing noises associated with the illness, seemed on the verge of losing its short life. A Dominican monk sat next to the bed, holding the other child in his arms and occasionally offering a few words of spiritual comfort or commenting on the child's condition.

The mediciner cast upon the good father a single glance, filled With that ineffable disdain which men of science entertain against interlopers. His own aid was instant and efficacious: he snatched the child from the despairing mother, stripped its throat, and opened a vein, which, as it bled freely, relieved the little patient instantaneously. In a brief space every dangerous symptom disappeared, and Dwining, having bound up the vein, replaced the infant in the arms of the half distracted mother.

The doctor gave the good father a quick look, filled with that undeniable disdain that scientists often have for outsiders. His own help was immediate and effective: he took the child from the desperate mother, exposed its throat, and cut a vein, which, as it bled freely, immediately eased the little patient's condition. In a short time, every serious symptom faded away, and Dwining, having tied up the vein, returned the infant to the arms of the nearly frantic mother.

The poor woman’s distress for her husband’s loss, which had been suspended during the extremity of the child’s danger, now returned on Magdalen with the force of an augmented torrent, which has borne down the dam dike that for a while interrupted its waves.

The poor woman's grief over her husband's loss, which had been put on hold during the child’s serious danger, now came back to Magdalen with the intensity of a raging flood that has broken through the dam that had temporarily held back its waters.

“Oh, learned sir,” she said, “you see a poor woman of her that you once knew a richer. But the hands that restored this bairn to my arms must not leave this house empty. Generous, kind Master Dwining, accept of his beads; they are made of ebony and silver. He aye liked to have his things as handsome as any gentleman, and liker he was in all his ways to a gentleman than any one of his standing, and even so came of it.”

“Oh, wise sir,” she said, “you see a poor woman who was once richer. But the hands that brought this child back to me must not leave this house empty. Kind and generous Master Dwining, please accept his beads; they are made of ebony and silver. He always liked to have his things as nice as any gentleman, and in every way, he resembled a gentleman more than anyone of his status, and that’s just how it was.”

With these words, in a mute passion of grief she pressed to her breast and to her lips the chaplet of her deceased husband, and proceeded to thrust it into Dwining’s hands.

With those words, filled with silent sorrow, she pressed the necklace of her late husband to her chest and lips, then handed it to Dwining.

“Take it,” she said, “for the love of one who loved you well. Ah, he used ever to say, if ever man could be brought back from the brink of the grave, it must be by Master Dwining’s guidance. And his ain bairn is brought back this blessed day, and he is lying there stark and stiff, and kens naething of its health and sickness! Oh, woe is me, and walawa! But take the beads, and think on his puir soul, as you put them through your fingers, he will be freed from purgatory the sooner that good people pray to assoilzie him.”

“Take it,” she said, “for the sake of someone who truly loved you. Ah, he always said that if anyone could be brought back from the edge of death, it would be with Master Dwining’s help. And his own child is brought back this blessed day, lying there cold and stiff, knowing nothing of health or sickness! Oh, woe is me, and alas! But take the beads, and think of his poor soul as you slide them through your fingers; he will be freed from purgatory sooner if good people pray for his release.”

“Take back your beads, cummer; I know no legerdemain, can do no conjuring tricks,” said the mediciner, who, more moved than perhaps his rugged nature had anticipated, endeavoured to avoid receiving the ill omened gift. But his last words gave offence to the churchman, whose presence he had not recollected when he uttered them.

“Take back your beads, buddy; I don’t know any tricks or magic,” said the healer, who, more affected than he expected, tried to refuse the sinister gift. But his last words upset the churchman, whose presence he hadn’t realized at the time.

“How now, sir leech!” said the Dominican, “do you call prayers for the dead juggling tricks? I know that Chaucer, the English maker, says of you mediciners, that your study is but little on the Bible. Our mother, the church, hath nodded of late, but her eyes are now opened to discern friends from foes; and be well assured—”

“How's it going, leech!” said the Dominican, “do you really call prayers for the dead just tricks? I know that Chaucer, the English poet, says that you healers hardly pay attention to the Bible. Our mother, the church, has been a bit forgetful lately, but now her eyes are open to see allies from enemies; and rest assured—”

“Nay, reverend father,” said Dwining, “you take me at too great advantage. I said I could do no miracles, and was about to add that, as the church certainly could work such conclusions, those rich beads should be deposited in your hands, to be applied as they may best benefit the soul of the deceased.”

“Nah, respected father,” said Dwining, “you’re putting me at too much of a disadvantage. I mentioned that I couldn't perform any miracles and was just about to say that, since the church can definitely achieve such outcomes, those valuable beads should be placed in your hands to be used in whatever way will best help the soul of the deceased.”

He dropped the beads into the Dominican’s hand, and escaped from the house of mourning.

He dropped the beads into the Dominican’s hand and left the house of mourning.

“This was a strangely timed visit,” he said to himself, when he got safe out of doors. “I hold such things cheap as any can; yet, though it is but a silly fancy, I am glad I saved the squalling child’s life. But I must to my friend Smotherwell, whom I have no doubt to bring to my purpose in the matter of Bonthron; and thus on this occasion I shall save two lives, and have destroyed only one.”

“This was a weirdly timed visit,” he said to himself as he stepped outside. “I don’t take things like this seriously, but even if it is just a silly thought, I’m glad I saved the crying kid’s life. Now I need to go see my friend Smotherwell, who I’m sure can help me with my plan regarding Bonthron; that way, I’ll save two lives this time and only have taken one.”





CHAPTER XXIII.

     Lo! where he lies embalmed in gore,
     His wound to Heaven cries:
     The floodgates of his blood implore
     For vengeance from the skies.

     Uranus and Psyche.
     Look! Here he lies preserved in blood,  
     His wound calls out to Heaven:  
     The floodgates of his blood plead  
     For revenge from the skies.  

     Uranus and Psyche.

The High Church of St. John in Perth, being that of the patron saint of the burgh, had been selected by the magistrates as that in which the community was likely to have most fair play for the display of the ordeal. The churches and convents of the Dominicans, Carthusians, and others of the regular clergy had been highly endowed by the King and nobles, and therefore it was the universal cry of the city council that “their ain good auld St. John,” of whose good graces they thought themselves sure, ought to be fully confided in, and preferred to the new patrons, for whom the Dominicans, Carthusians, Carmelites, and others had founded newer seats around the Fair City. The disputes between the regular and secular clergy added to the jealousy which dictated this choice of the spot in which Heaven was to display a species of miracle, upon a direct appeal to the divine decision in a case of doubtful guilt; and the town clerk was as anxious that the church of St. John should be preferred as if there had been a faction in the body of saints for and against the interests of the beautiful town of Perth.

The High Church of St. John in Perth, being the patron saint of the town, was chosen by the local officials as the place where the community would likely have the fairest chance to showcase the ordeal. The churches and convents of the Dominicans, Carthusians, and other regular clergy had received generous support from the King and nobles, leading to a widespread belief among the city council that “their own good old St. John,” whose favor they felt assured of, should be fully trusted and prioritized over the new patrons for whom the Dominicans, Carthusians, Carmelites, and others had established newer homes around the Fair City. The conflicts between the regular and secular clergy fueled the jealousy that influenced this decision about where Heaven was to show a type of miracle through a direct request for divine judgment in a case of uncertain guilt; the town clerk was just as eager for the church of St. John to be favored as if there was a rivalry among the saints regarding the interests of the lovely town of Perth.

Many, therefore, were the petty intrigues entered into and disconcerted for the purpose of fixing on the church. But the magistrates, considering it as a matter touching in a close degree the honour of the city, determined, with judicious confidence in the justice and impartiality of their patron, to confide the issue to the influence of St. John.

Many, therefore, engaged in various petty schemes to implicate the church. However, the officials, viewing it as something closely tied to the city's honor, decided, with sensible trust in the fairness and objectivity of their patron, to leave the outcome to the influence of St. John.

It was, therefore, after high mass had been performed with the greatest solemnity of which circumstances rendered the ceremony capable, and after the most repeated and fervent prayers had been offered to Heaven by the crowded assembly, that preparations were made for appealing to the direct judgment of Heaven on the mysterious murder of the unfortunate bonnet maker.

It was, therefore, after the high mass had been conducted with the utmost solemnity that the situation allowed, and after the most heartfelt and repeated prayers had been offered to Heaven by the gathered crowd, that arrangements were made to seek the direct judgment of Heaven on the mysterious murder of the unfortunate hat maker.

The scene presented that effect of imposing solemnity which the rites of the Catholic Church are so well qualified to produce. The eastern window, richly and variously painted, streamed down a torrent of chequered light upon the high altar. On the bier placed before it were stretched the mortal remains of the murdered man, his arms folded on his breast, and his palms joined together, with the fingers pointed upwards, as if the senseless clay was itself appealing to Heaven for vengeance against those who had violently divorced the immortal spirit from its mangled tenement.

The scene created a sense of serious importance that the rituals of the Catholic Church are especially good at evoking. The eastern window, beautifully and intricately stained, poured a cascade of patterned light onto the high altar. On the bier in front of it lay the body of the murdered man, his arms crossed over his chest and his hands brought together, fingers pointing upwards, as if the lifeless body itself was pleading to Heaven for revenge against those who had brutally separated the eternal spirit from its damaged flesh.

Close to the bier was placed the throne which supported Robert of Scotland and his brother Albany. The Prince sat upon a lower stool, beside his father—an arrangement which occasioned some observation, as, Albany’s seat being little distinguished from that of the King, the heir apparent, though of full age, seemed to be degraded beneath his uncle in the sight of the assembled people of Perth. The bier was so placed as to leave the view of the body it sustained open to the greater part of the multitude assembled in the church.

Next to the coffin was the throne that held Robert of Scotland and his brother Albany. The Prince sat on a lower stool beside his father—this setup attracted some attention because Albany’s seat was barely different from that of the King. The heir apparent, despite being of adult age, seemed to be placed beneath his uncle in the eyes of the gathered crowd in Perth. The coffin was arranged to ensure that the majority of the people in the church had a clear view of the body it held.

At the head of the bier stood the Knight of Kinfauns, the challenger, and at the foot the young Earl of Crawford, as representing the defendant. The evidence of the Duke of Rothsay in expurgation, as it was termed, of Sir John Ramorny, had exempted him from the necessity of attendance as a party subjected to the ordeal; and his illness served as a reason for his remaining at home. His household, including those who, though immediately in waiting upon Sir John, were accounted the Prince’s domestics, and had not yet received their dismissal, amounted to eight or ten persons, most of them esteemed men of profligate habits, and who might therefore be deemed capable, in the riot of a festival evening, of committing the slaughter of the bonnet maker. They were drawn up in a row on the left side of the church, and wore a species of white cassock, resembling the dress of a penitentiary. All eyes being bent on them, several of this band seemed so much disconcerted as to excite among the spectators strong prepossessions of their guilt. The real murderer had a countenance incapable of betraying him—a sullen, dark look, which neither the feast nor wine cup could enliven, and which the peril of discovery and death could not render dejected.

At the front of the bier stood the Knight of Kinfauns, the challenger, and at the back was the young Earl of Crawford, representing the defendant. The Duke of Rothsay's testimony, which cleared Sir John Ramorny, meant he didn’t have to be present for the trial, and he used his illness as an excuse to stay home. His household, including those who were attending to Sir John but were still considered part of the Prince’s staff and hadn’t been dismissed, consisted of about eight to ten people, most of whom were known for their reckless behavior and could be seen as capable of killing the bonnet maker during a festive evening. They were lined up on the left side of the church, dressed in white cassocks that looked like penitents' robes. With everyone's eyes on them, some in this group appeared so unsettled that the onlookers started to suspect their guilt. The actual murderer had a face that couldn’t give him away—a grim, dark expression that neither the feast nor the wine could lighten, and which the threat of being found out or even death couldn’t dampen.

We have already noticed the posture of the dead body. The face was bare, as were the breast and arms. The rest of the corpse was shrouded in a winding sheet of the finest linen, so that, if blood should flow from any place which was covered, it could not fail to be instantly manifest.

We have already observed the position of the dead body. The face was uncovered, as were the chest and arms. The rest of the body was wrapped in a fine linen sheet, so that if any blood were to seep from areas that were covered, it would be immediately noticeable.

High mass having been performed, followed by a solemn invocation to the Deity, that He would be pleased to protect the innocent, and make known the guilty, Eviot, Sir John Ramorny’s page, was summoned to undergo the ordeal. He advanced with an ill assured step. Perhaps he thought his internal consciousness that Bonthron must have been the assassin might be sufficient to implicate him in the murder, though he was not directly accessory to it. He paused before the bier; and his voice faltered, as he swore by all that was created in seven days and seven nights, by heaven, by hell, by his part of paradise, and by the God and author of all, that he was free and sackless of the bloody deed done upon the corpse before which he stood, and on whose breast he made the sign of the cross, in evidence of the appeal. No consequences ensued. The body remained stiff as before, the curdled wounds gave no sign of blood.

After the high mass and a solemn prayer to the Deity for protection of the innocent and revelation of the guilty, Eviot, Sir John Ramorny’s page, was called to face the trial. He walked up with uncertain steps. Maybe he thought that his belief that Bonthron was the killer could be enough to link him to the murder, even though he wasn’t directly involved. He paused in front of the bier, and his voice shook as he swore by everything created in seven days and nights, by heaven and hell, by his share of paradise, and by the God who is the source of everything, that he was innocent of the brutal act committed against the body he stood before. He made the sign of the cross over the body as proof of his appeal. Nothing happened as a result. The body remained as rigid as before, and the dried wounds showed no sign of blood.

The citizens looked on each other with faces of blank disappointment. They had persuaded themselves of Eviot’s guilt, and their suspicions had been confirmed by his irresolute manner. Their surprise at his escape was therefore extreme. The other followers of Ramorny took heart, and advanced to take the oath with a boldness which increased as one by one they performed the ordeal, and were declared, by the voice of the judges, free and innocent of every suspicion attaching to them on account of the death of Oliver Proudfute.

The citizens looked at each other with expressions of blank disappointment. They had convinced themselves of Eviot’s guilt, and their suspicions were reinforced by his uncertain behavior. So, they were extremely surprised by his escape. The other followers of Ramorny gained confidence and stepped forward to take the oath with a boldness that grew as each one completed the trial and was declared, by the judges' announcement, free and innocent of any suspicion related to the death of Oliver Proudfute.

But there was one individual who did not partake that increasing confidence. The name of “Bonthron—Bonthron!” sounded three times through the aisles of the church; but he who owned it acknowledged the call no otherwise than by a sort of shuffling motion with his feet, as if he had been suddenly affected with a fit of the palsy.

But there was one person who didn’t share in that growing confidence. The name “Bonthron—Bonthron!” echoed three times through the aisles of the church; but the man it belonged to reacted to the call only with a shuffling motion of his feet, as if he had suddenly experienced a bout of paralysis.

“Speak, dog,” whispered Eviot, “or prepare for a dog’s death!”

“Speak, dog,” whispered Eviot, “or get ready for a dog’s death!”

But the murderer’s brain was so much disturbed by the sight before him, that the judges, beholding his deportment, doubted whether to ordain him to be dragged before the bier or to pronounce judgment in default; and it was not until he was asked for the last time whether he would submit to the ordeal, that he answered, with his usual brevity:

But the killer’s mind was so disturbed by what he saw that the judges, observing his behavior, questioned whether to have him pulled in front of the coffin or to pass judgment in his absence; and it wasn’t until he was asked one last time if he would go through the ordeal that he replied, as he always did, with his usual shortness:

“I will not; what do I know what juggling tricks may be practised to take a poor man’s life? I offer the combat to any man who says I harmed that dead body.”

"I won't; how would I know what tricks might be played to ruin a poor man's life? I'm ready to fight anyone who says I hurt that dead body."

And, according to usual form, he threw his glove upon the floor of the church.

And, as usual, he tossed his glove onto the floor of the church.

Henry Smith stepped forward, amidst the murmured applauses of his fellow citizens, which even the august presence could not entirely suppress; and, lifting the ruffian’s glove, which he placed in his bonnet, laid down his own in the usual form, as a gage of battle. But Bonthron raised it not.

Henry Smith stepped forward, amidst the murmurs of applause from his fellow citizens, which even the impressive presence could not completely stifle; and, lifting the ruffian’s glove, which he put in his hat, he laid down his own in the usual way, as a challenge for battle. But Bonthron did not pick it up.

“He is no match for me,” growled the savage, “nor fit to lift my glove. I follow the Prince of Scotland, in attending on his master of horse. This fellow is a wretched mechanic.”

“He's no match for me,” growled the savage, “nor is he fit to lift my glove. I serve the Prince of Scotland as his master of horse. This guy is just a pathetic worker.”

Here the Prince interrupted him. “Thou follow me, caitiff! I discharge thee from my service on the spot. Take him in hand, Smith, and beat him as thou didst never thump anvil! The villain is both guilty and recreant. It sickens me even to look at him; and if my royal father will be ruled by me, he will give the parties two handsome Scottish axes, and we will see which of them turns out the best fellow before the day is half an hour older.”

Here the Prince interrupted him. “You, coward, follow me! I'm firing you right now. Take him away, Smith, and beat him like you've never hit an anvil before! This scoundrel is both guilty and cowardly. It makes me sick just to look at him; and if my royal father will listen to me, he’ll give both of them two nice Scottish axes, and we'll see which one of them comes out on top before the day is half an hour older.”

This was readily assented to by the Earl of Crawford and Sir Patrick Charteris, the godfathers of the parties, who, as the combatants were men of inferior rank, agreed that they should fight in steel caps, buff jackets, and with axes, and that as soon as they could be prepared for the combat.

This was quickly agreed to by the Earl of Crawford and Sir Patrick Charteris, the godfathers of the parties, who, since the fighters were of lower status, decided that they should battle in steel helmets, leather jackets, and with axes, and that they should get ready for the fight as soon as possible.

The lists were appointed in the Skinners’ Yards—a neighbouring space of ground, occupied by the corporation from which it had the name, and who quickly cleared a space of about thirty feet by twenty-five for the combatants. Thither thronged the nobles, priests, and commons—all excepting the old King, who, detesting such scenes of blood, retired to his residence, and devolved the charge of the field upon the Earl of Errol, Lord High Constable, to whose office it more particularly belonged. The Duke of Albany watched the whole proceeding with a close and wary eye. His nephew gave the scene the heedless degree of notice which corresponded with his character.

The lists were set up in the Skinners’ Yards—a nearby area of land owned by the corporation that gave it its name, which quickly cleared a space of about thirty feet by twenty-five for the fighters. Nobles, priests, and commoners all crowded in—except for the old King, who, hating such bloody scenes, retreated to his home and handed responsibility for the field to the Earl of Errol, Lord High Constable, as was his duty. The Duke of Albany observed the whole event with a sharp and cautious eye. His nephew paid the scene the careless attention that matched his character.

When the combatants appeared in the lists, nothing could be more striking than the contrast betwixt the manly, cheerful countenance of the smith, whose sparkling bright eye seemed already beaming with the victory he hoped for, and the sullen, downcast aspect of the brutal Bonthron, who looked as if he were some obscene bird, driven into sunshine out of the shelter of its darksome haunts. They made oath severally, each to the truth of his quarrel—a ceremony which Henry Gow performed with serene and manly confidence, Bonthron with a dogged resolution, which induced the Duke of Rothsay to say to the High Constable: “Didst thou ever, my dear Errol, behold such a mixture of malignity, cruelty, and I think fear, as in that fellow’s countenance?”

When the fighters stepped into the arena, the contrast was striking. The cheerful, confident face of the blacksmith, with his bright, sparkling eyes reflecting the victory he hoped for, stood in sharp contrast to the gloomy, defeated expression of the brutal Bonthron, who seemed like a nasty bird forced into the sunlight after being hidden away in dark places. They each took an oath to uphold the truth of their cause—a ritual that Henry Gow undertook with calm and confident strength, while Bonthron showed a stubborn determination that prompted the Duke of Rothsay to remark to the High Constable: “Have you ever seen, my dear Errol, such a mix of malice, cruelty, and, I believe, fear on that man’s face?”

“He is not comely,” said the Earl, “but a powerful knave as I have seen.”

“He's not handsome,” said the Earl, “but he's a powerful scoundrel like I've never seen.”

“I’ll gage a hogshead of wine with you, my good lord, that he loses the day. Henry the armourer is as strong as he, and much more active; and then look at his bold bearing! There is something in that other fellow that is loathsome to look upon. Let them yoke presently, my dear Constable, for I am sick of beholding him.”

“I'll bet a barrel of wine with you, my good lord, that he’ll lose the day. Henry the armorer is as strong as he is, and much more agile; and then look at his confident demeanor! There's something about that other guy that's hard to look at. Let them battle it out right away, my dear Constable, because I'm tired of watching him.”

The High Constable then addressed the widow, who, in her deep weeds, and having her children still beside her, occupied a chair within the lists: “Woman, do you willingly accept of this man, Henry the Smith, to do battle as your champion in this cause?”

The High Constable then spoke to the widow, who, dressed in mourning and with her children still beside her, sat in a chair within the arena: “Ma'am, do you accept this man, Henry the Smith, to be your champion in this fight?”

“I do—I do, most willingly,” answered Magdalen Proudfute; “and may the blessing of God and St. John give him strength and fortune, since he strikes for the orphan and fatherless!”

“I do—I do, most willingly,” answered Magdalen Proudfute; “and may the blessing of God and St. John give him strength and good luck, since he fights for the orphan and fatherless!”

“Then I pronounce this a fenced field of battle,” said the Constable aloud. “Let no one dare, upon peril of his life, to interrupt this combat by word, speech, or look. Sound trumpets, and fight, combatants!”

“Then I declare this a fenced battlefield,” said the Constable loudly. “Let no one dare, under threat of death, to interrupt this fight by word, speech, or glance. Sound the trumpets, and let the battle begin, fighters!”

The trumpets flourished, and the combatants, advancing from the opposite ends of the lists, with a steady and even pace, looked at each other attentively, well skilled in judging from the motion of the eye the direction in which a blow was meditated. They halted opposite to, and within reach of, each other, and in turn made more than one feint to strike, in order to ascertain the activity and vigilance of the opponent. At length, whether weary of these manoeuvres, or fearing lest in a contest so conducted his unwieldy strength would be foiled by the activity of the smith, Bonthron heaved up his axe for a downright blow, adding the whole strength of his sturdy arms to the weight of the weapon in its descent. The smith, however, avoided the stroke by stepping aside; for it was too forcible to be controlled by any guard which he could have interposed. Ere Bonthron recovered guard, Henry struck him a sidelong blow on the steel headpiece, which prostrated him on the ground.

The trumpets blared, and the fighters, moving steadily from opposite ends of the arena, watched each other closely, expertly reading the subtle movements of the eyes to anticipate where a strike might come. They stopped facing each other, within striking distance, and took turns pretending to strike, testing their opponent's quickness and awareness. Eventually, whether tired of the back-and-forth or worried that his heavy strength would be outmatched by the smith's agility, Bonthron lifted his axe for a powerful blow, channeling all his robust strength into the weapon as it swung down. However, the smith sidestepped the attack; it was too strong to be blocked by any defense he could muster. Before Bonthron could regain his guard, Henry landed a side blow on his steel helmet, knocking him to the ground.

“Confess, or die,” said the victor, placing his foot on the body of the vanquished, and holding to his throat the point of the axe, which terminated in a spike or poniard.

“Confess, or die,” said the winner, stepping on the body of the defeated and pressing the axe's pointed end against his throat.

“I will confess,” said the villain, glaring wildly upwards on the sky. “Let me rise.”

"I'll admit it," said the villain, staring crazily up at the sky. "Let me rise."

“Not till you have yielded,” said Harry Smith.

“Not until you give in,” said Harry Smith.

“I do yield,” again murmured Bonthron, and Henry proclaimed aloud that his antagonist was defeated.

“I give in,” Bonthron murmured again, and Henry announced loudly that his opponent was defeated.

The Dukes of Rothsay and Albany, the High Constable, and the Dominican prior now entered the lists, and, addressing Bonthron, demanded if he acknowledged himself vanquished.

The Dukes of Rothsay and Albany, the High Constable, and the Dominican prior now stepped forward and asked Bonthron if he admitted defeat.

“I do,” answered the miscreant.

“I do,” replied the villain.

“And guilty of the murder of Oliver Proudfute?”

“And guilty of the murder of Oliver Proudfute?”

“I am; but I mistook him for another.”

“I am; but I mistook him for someone else.”

“And whom didst thou intend to slay?” said the prior. “Confess, my son, and merit thy pardon in another world for with this thou hast little more to do.”

“And who did you plan to kill?” said the prior. “Confess, my son, and earn your forgiveness in another world, because you have little more to do here.”

“I took the slain man,” answered the discomfited combatant, “for him whose hand has struck me down, whose foot now presses me.”

“I took the dead man,” replied the troubled fighter, “for the one whose hand has brought me down, whose foot now stands on me.”

“Blessed be the saints!” said the prior; “now all those who doubt the virtue of the holy ordeal may have their eyes opened to their error. Lo, he is trapped in the snare which he laid for the guiltless.”

“Blessed be the saints!” said the prior; “now everyone who doubts the virtue of the holy ordeal can see their mistake. Look, he is caught in the trap he set for the innocent.”

“I scarce ever saw the man,” said the smith. “I never did wrong to him or his. Ask him, an it please your reverence, why he should have thought of slaying me treacherously.”

“I hardly ever saw the man,” said the smith. “I never did anything wrong to him or his. Please ask him, if it pleases your reverence, why he would think of killing me treacherously.”

“It is a fitting question,” answered the prior. “Give glory where it is due, my son, even though it is manifested by thy shame. For what reason wouldst thou have waylaid this armourer, who says he never wronged thee?”

“It’s a fair question,” replied the prior. “Give credit where it's due, my son, even if it comes from your shame. Why would you have ambushed this armor maker, who claims he’s never done you wrong?”

“He had wronged him whom I served,” answered Bonthron, “and I meditated the deed by his command.”

“He had done wrong to the person I served,” Bonthron replied, “and I was planning the act by his order.”

“By whose command?” asked the prior.

“By whose command?” the prior asked.

Bonthron was silent for an instant, then growled out: “He is too mighty for me to name.”

Bonthron was quiet for a moment, then muttered, "He's too powerful for me to name."

“Hearken, my son,” said the churchman; “tarry but a brief hour, and the mighty and the mean of this earth shall to thee alike be empty sounds. The sledge is even now preparing to drag thee to the place of execution. Therefore, son, once more I charge thee to consult thy soul’s weal by glorifying Heaven, and speaking the truth. Was it thy master, Sir John Ramorny, that stirred thee to so foul a deed?”

“Hearken, my son,” said the churchman; “wait just a short hour, and the powerful and the insignificant of this world will seem like nothing to you. The sledge is already being prepared to take you to the execution site. So, son, I urge you once again to think about your soul’s well-being by honoring Heaven and speaking the truth. Was it your master, Sir John Ramorny, who encouraged you to commit such a horrible act?”

“No,” answered the prostrate villain, “it was a greater than he.” And at the same time he pointed with his finger to the Prince.

“No,” replied the defeated villain, “it was someone greater than him.” And at the same time, he pointed his finger at the Prince.

“Wretch!” said the astonished Duke of Rothsay; “do you dare to hint that I was your instigator?”

“Wretch!” said the surprised Duke of Rothsay; “do you really imply that I was the one who encouraged you?”

“You yourself, my lord,” answered the unblushing ruffian.

“You yourself, my lord,” replied the shameless thug.

“Die in thy falsehood, accursed slave!” said the Prince; and, drawing his sword, he would have pierced his calumniator, had not the Lord High Constable interposed with word and action.

“Die in your lies, cursed slave!” said the Prince; and, drawing his sword, he would have pierced his accuser, if the Lord High Constable hadn’t stepped in with both words and actions.

“Your Grace must forgive my discharging mine office: this caitiff must be delivered into the hands of the executioner. He is unfit to be dealt with by any other, much less by your Highness.”

“Your Grace must forgive me for doing my job: this scoundrel needs to be handed over to the executioner. He is not fit to be dealt with by anyone else, especially not by your Highness.”

“What! noble earl,” said Albany aloud, and with much real or affected emotion, “would you let the dog pass alive from hence, to poison the people’s ears with false accusations against the Prince of Scotland? I say, cut him to mammocks upon the spot!”

“What! Noble earl,” Albany said loudly, with either genuine or feigned emotion, “would you let the dog leave here alive to poison the people's ears with lies about the Prince of Scotland? I say, cut him to pieces right here!”

“Your Highness will pardon me,” said the Earl of Errol; “I must protect him till his doom is executed.”

“Your Highness will forgive me,” said the Earl of Errol; “I must protect him until his sentence is carried out.”

“Then let him be gagged instantly,” said Albany. “And you, my royal nephew, why stand you there fixed in astonishment? Call your resolution up—speak to the prisoner—swear—protest by all that is sacred that you knew not of this felon deed. See how the people look on each other and whisper apart! My life on’t that this lie spreads faster than any Gospel truth. Speak to them, royal kinsman, no matter what you say, so you be constant in denial.”

“Then let’s gag him right away,” said Albany. “And you, my royal nephew, why are you just standing there in shock? Gather your courage—talk to the prisoner—swear—make a solemn promise by everything sacred that you didn’t know about this crime. Look at how people are glancing at each other and whispering! I bet this lie spreads faster than any Gospel truth. Talk to them, royal relative, no matter what you say, just stay firm in your denial.”

“What, sir,” said Rothsay, starting from his pause of surprise and mortification, and turning haughtily towards his uncle; “would you have me gage my royal word against that of an abject recreant? Let those who can believe the son of their sovereign, the descendant of Bruce, capable of laying ambush for the life of a poor mechanic, enjoy the pleasure of thinking the villain’s tale true.”

“What, sir,” said Rothsay, snapping out of his moment of shock and embarrassment, and turning arrogantly toward his uncle; “are you asking me to put my royal word on the line against that of a miserable traitor? Let those who can believe the son of their king, a descendant of Bruce, would be capable of plotting against the life of a poor mechanic, take pleasure in thinking that scoundrel's story is true.”

“That will not I for one,” said the smith, bluntly. “I never did aught but what was in honour towards his royal Grace the Duke of Rothsay, and never received unkindness from him in word, look, or deed; and I cannot think he would have given aim to such base practice.”

“That’s not something I’ll do,” said the smith, straightforwardly. “I’ve always acted with honor towards his royal Grace the Duke of Rothsay, and I’ve never experienced unkindness from him in words, looks, or actions; and I can’t believe he would have allowed such a dishonorable act.”

“Was it in honour that you threw his Highness from the ladder in Curfew Street upon Fastern’s [St. Valentine’s] Even?” said Bonthron; “or think you the favour was received kindly or unkindly?”

“Did you throw his Highness off the ladder in Curfew Street on Fastern’s [St. Valentine’s] Eve out of respect?” Bonthron asked. “Or do you think he took it well or badly?”

This was so boldly said, and seemed so plausible, that it shook the smith’s opinion of the Prince’s innocence.

This was said so confidently and sounded so believable that it made the smith doubt the Prince’s innocence.

“Alas, my lord,” said he, looking sorrowfully towards Rothsay, “could your Highness seek an innocent fellow’s life for doing his duty by a helpless maiden? I would rather have died in these lists than live to hear it said of the Bruce’s heir!”

“Alas, my lord,” he said, looking sadly at Rothsay, “could your Highness really take the life of an innocent man for doing his duty to a helpless maiden? I would rather have died in this tournament than live to hear such a thing said about the heir of Bruce!”

“Thou art a good fellow, Smith,” said the Prince; “but I cannot expect thee to judge more wisely than others. Away with that convict to the gallows, and gibbet him alive an you will, that he may speak falsehood and spread scandal on us to the last prolonged moment of his existence!”

“You're a good guy, Smith,” said the Prince; “but I can't expect you to judge any better than anyone else. Take that convict to the gallows, and hang him up alive if you want, so he can lie and spread rumors about us until the very last moment of his life!”

So saying, the Prince turned away from the lists, disdaining to notice the gloomy looks cast towards him, as the crowd made slow and reluctant way for him to pass, and expressing neither surprise nor displeasure at a deep, hollow murmur, or groan, which accompanied his retreat. Only a few of his own immediate followers attended him from the field, though various persons of distinction had come there in his train. Even the lower class of citizens ceased to follow the unhappy Prince, whose former indifferent reputation had exposed him to so many charges of impropriety and levity, and around whom there seemed now darkening suspicions of the most atrocious nature.

So saying, the Prince turned away from the arena, ignoring the gloomy looks directed at him as the crowd slowly and reluctantly made way for him to pass, showing neither surprise nor annoyance at the deep, hollow murmurs or groans that accompanied his exit. Only a few of his closest followers left the field with him, though several notable individuals had come along in his entourage. Even the lower-class citizens stopped following the unfortunate Prince, whose once indifferent reputation had exposed him to numerous accusations of wrongdoing and carelessness, and around whom dark suspicions of the most terrible kind seemed to be growing.

He took his slow and thoughtful way to the church of the Dominicans; but the ill news, which flies proverbially fast, had reached his father’s place of retirement before he himself appeared. On entering the palace and inquiring for the King, the Duke of Rothsay was surprised to be informed that he was in deep consultation with the Duke of Albany, who, mounting on horseback as the Prince left the lists, had reached the convent before him. He was about to use the privilege of his rank and birth to enter the royal apartment, when MacLouis, the commander of the guard of Brandanes, gave him to understand, in the most respectful terms, that he had special instructions which forbade his admittance.

He made his way to the Dominican church slowly and thoughtfully; however, the bad news, which spreads quickly, had already reached his father's retreat before he arrived. Upon entering the palace and asking for the King, the Duke of Rothsay was surprised to learn that the King was in a serious discussion with the Duke of Albany, who had mounted his horse and reached the convent before him as the Prince left the tournament. Just as he was about to assert his royal privilege to enter the King's chambers, MacLouis, the commander of the Brandanes guard, respectfully informed him that he had specific orders that prohibited his entry.

“Go at least, MacLouis, and let them know that I wait their pleasure,” said the Prince. “If my uncle desires to have the credit of shutting the father’s apartment against the son, it will gratify him to know that I am attending in the outer hall like a lackey.”

“Go on, MacLouis, and let them know that I’m waiting for their decision,” said the Prince. “If my uncle wants to take credit for shutting the father’s room against the son, it will please him to know that I’m just standing in the outer hall like a servant.”

“May it please you,” said MacLouis, with hesitation, “if your Highness would consent to retire just now, and to wait awhile in patience, I will send to acquaint you when the Duke of Albany goes; and I doubt not that his Majesty will then admit your Grace to his presence. At present, your Highness must forgive me, it is impossible you can have access.”

“If you don’t mind,” said MacLouis, hesitantly, “if your Highness would be willing to step away for a moment and wait patiently, I will let you know when the Duke of Albany is leaving; and I’m sure his Majesty will then allow you to see him. Right now, your Highness, I hope you can forgive me, but it’s just not possible for you to have access.”

“I understand you, MacLouis; but go, nevertheless, and obey my commands.”

“I get you, MacLouis; but still, go and follow my orders.”

The officer went accordingly, and returned with a message that the King was indisposed, and on the point of retiring to his private chamber; but that the Duke of Albany would presently wait upon the Prince of Scotland.

The officer went as instructed and came back with a message that the King was unwell and about to head to his private chamber. However, the Duke of Albany would soon meet with the Prince of Scotland.

It was, however, a full half hour ere the Duke of Albany appeared—a period of time which Rothsay spent partly in moody silence, and partly in idle talk with MacLouis and the Brandanes, as the levity or irritability of his temper obtained the ascendant.

It was, however, a full half hour before the Duke of Albany appeared—a time that Rothsay spent partly in brooding silence and partly in light chatter with MacLouis and the Brandanes, as the moodiness or irritability of his temperament took over.

At length the Duke came, and with him the lord High Constable, whose countenance expressed much sorrow and embarrassment.

At last, the Duke arrived, along with the lord High Constable, whose face showed a lot of sadness and discomfort.

“Fair kinsman,” said the Duke of Albany, “I grieve to say that it is my royal brother’s opinion that it will be best, for the honour of the royal family, that your Royal Highness do restrict yourself for a time to the seclusion of the High Constable’s lodgings, and accept of the noble Earl here present for your principal, if not sole, companion until the scandals which have been this day spread abroad shall be refuted or forgotten.”

“Dear relative,” said the Duke of Albany, “I regret to inform you that my royal brother believes it would be best, for the honor of our royal family, for Your Royal Highness to confine yourself for a while to the High Constable’s lodgings and to have the noble Earl present as your main, if not only, companion until the rumors that have circulated today are disproven or faded away.”

“How is this, my lord of Errol?” said the Prince in astonishment. “Is your house to be my jail, and is your lordship to be my jailer?”

“How is this, my lord of Errol?” the Prince said in shock. “Is your house going to be my prison, and are you going to be my warden?”

“The saints forbid, my lord,” said the Earl of Errol “but it is my unhappy duty to obey the commands of your father, by considering your Royal Highness for some time as being under my ward.”

“The saints forbid, my lord,” said the Earl of Errol, “but it’s my unfortunate duty to follow your father’s orders and regard your Royal Highness as being under my care for a while.”

“The Prince—the heir of Scotland, under the ward of the High Constable! What reason can be given for this? is the blighting speech of a convicted recreant of strength sufficient to tarnish my royal escutcheon?”

“The Prince—the heir of Scotland, under the protection of the High Constable! What reason can be given for this? Is this the damaging words of a convicted traitor strong enough to tarnish my royal reputation?”

“While such accusations are not refuted and denied, my kinsman,” said the Duke of Albany, “they will contaminate that of a monarch.”

“While these accusations aren't denied or dismissed, my relative,” said the Duke of Albany, “they will tarnish the reputation of a monarch.”

“Denied, my lord!” exclaimed the Prince; “by whom are they asserted, save by a wretch too infamous, even by his own confession, to be credited for a moment, though a beggar’s character, not a prince’s, were impeached? Fetch him hither, let the rack be shown to him; you will soon hear him retract the calumny which he dared to assert!”

“Denied, my lord!” exclaimed the Prince; “who is claiming this, except a wretch so infamous, even by his own admission, that he can't be believed for a second, even if it's a beggar's reputation at stake, not a prince's? Bring him here, let him see the rack; you'll soon hear him take back the lies he had the audacity to claim!”

“The gibbet has done its work too surely to leave Bonthron sensible to the rack,” said the Duke of Albany. “He has been executed an hour since.”

“The gallows has done its job too effectively to leave Bonthron aware of the torture,” said the Duke of Albany. “He was executed an hour ago.”

“And why such haste, my lord?” said the Prince; “know you it looks as if there were practice in it to bring a stain on my name?”

“And why the rush, my lord?” said the Prince; “don’t you realize it seems like there’s a setup to tarnish my reputation?”

“The custom is universal, the defeated combatant in the ordeal of battle is instantly transferred from the lists to the gallows. And yet, fair kinsman,” continued the Duke of Albany, “if you had boldly and strongly denied the imputation, I would have judged right to keep the wretch alive for further investigation; but as your Highness was silent, I deemed it best to stifle the scandal in the breath of him that uttered it.”

“The custom is the same everywhere; the defeated fighter in battle is immediately taken from the arena to the gallows. And yet, dear relative,” the Duke of Albany continued, “if you had confidently and firmly denied the accusation, I would have thought it right to keep the scoundrel alive for further investigation. But since your Highness remained silent, I thought it best to end the scandal with the person who spoke it.”

“St. Mary, my lord, but this is too insulting! Do you, my uncle and kinsman, suppose me guilty of prompting such an useless and unworthy action as that which the slave confessed?”

“St. Mary, my lord, but this is too insulting! Do you really think, my uncle and relative, that I would encourage such a useless and disgraceful act as the one the slave confessed to?”

“It is not for me to bandy question with your Highness, otherwise I would ask whether you also mean to deny the scarce less unworthy, though less bloody, attack upon the house in Couvrefew Street? Be not angry with me, kinsman; but, indeed, your sequestering yourself for some brief space from the court, were it only during the King’s residence in this city, where so much offence has been given, is imperiously demanded.”

“It’s not my place to debate with you, Your Highness, but I would ask if you also plan to ignore the less serious, though still shameful, incident at the house on Couvrefew Street? Don’t be mad at me, cousin; but honestly, you really need to take a break from the court, even if it’s just while the King is in this city, where so many offenses have occurred.”

Rothsay paused when he heard this exhortation, and, looking at the Duke in a very marked manner, replied:

Rothsay paused when he heard this encouragement, and, looking at the Duke in a very obvious way, replied:

“Uncle, you are a good huntsman. You have pitched your toils with much skill, but you would have been foiled, not withstanding, had not the stag rushed among the nets of free will. God speed you, and may you have the profit by this matter which your measures deserve. Say to my father, I obey his arrest. My Lord High Constable, I wait only your pleasure to attend you to your lodgings. Since I am to lie in ward, I could not have desired a kinder or more courteous warden.”

“Uncle, you’re a great hunter. You set your traps with a lot of skill, but you would have failed if the stag hadn’t rushed into the nets of its own choice. Good luck, and I hope you gain the rewards you deserve from this. Tell my father that I’m following his orders. My Lord High Constable, I’m ready whenever you are to take me to your quarters. Since I’m going to be locked up, I couldn’t ask for a nicer or more polite warden.”

The interview between the uncle and nephew being thus concluded, the Prince retired with the Earl of Errol to his apartments; the citizens whom they met in the streets passing to the further side when they observed the Duke of Rothsay, to escape the necessity of saluting one whom they had been taught to consider as a ferocious as well as unprincipled libertine. The Constable’s lodgings received the owner and his princely guest, both glad to leave the streets, yet neither feeling easy in the situation which they occupied with regard to each other within doors.

The interview between the uncle and nephew wrapped up, and the Prince went back to his rooms with the Earl of Errol. The citizens they encountered in the streets moved to the side when they saw the Duke of Rothsay, trying to avoid having to greet someone they had been led to believe was a ruthless and immoral libertine. The Constable's residence welcomed both the owner and his royal guest, with both glad to be off the streets, yet neither feeling comfortable about their situation with each other inside.

We must return to the lists after the combat had ceased, and when the nobles had withdrawn. The crowds were now separated into two distinct bodies. That which made the smallest in number was at the same time the most distinguished for respectability, consisting of the better class of inhabitants of Perth, who were congratulating the successful champion and each other upon the triumphant conclusion to which they had brought their feud with the courtiers. The magistrates were so much elated on the occasion, that they entreated Sir Patrick Charteris’s acceptance of a collation in the town hall. To this Henry, the hero of the day, was of course invited, or he was rather commanded to attend. He listened to the summons with great embarrassment, for it may be readily believed his heart was with Catharine Glover. But the advice of his father Simon decided him. That veteran citizen had a natural and becoming deference for the magistracy of the Fair City; he entertained a high estimation of all honours which flowed from such a source, and thought that his intended son in law would do wrong not to receive them with gratitude.

We have to return to the lists after the fighting ended and the nobles left. The crowds were now divided into two clear groups. The smaller group was the most distinguished, made up of the more respectable residents of Perth, who were congratulating the victorious champion and each other on the successful end of their feud with the courtiers. The magistrates were so thrilled that they asked Sir Patrick Charteris to accept a small reception at the town hall. Naturally, Henry, the hero of the day, was invited—or rather commanded—to join. He felt quite embarrassed by the invitation, as it’s easy to see that his heart was with Catharine Glover. But his father Simon’s advice swayed him. That veteran citizen had a natural respect for the magistrates of the Fair City; he held a high regard for all honors that came from such a source and believed his future son-in-law would be wrong not to accept them with gratitude.

“Thou must not think to absent thyself from such a solemn occasion, son Henry,” was his advice. “Sir Patrick Charteris is to be there himself, and I think it will be a rare occasion for thee to gain his goodwill. It is like he may order of thee a new suit of harness; and I myself heard worthy Bailie Craigdallie say there was a talk of furbishing up the city’s armoury. Thou must not neglect the good trade, now that thou takest on thee an expensive family.”

“Don’t think about skipping such an important event, son Henry,” was his advice. “Sir Patrick Charteris will be there, and I believe it’s a great chance for you to win his favor. He might ask you to make a new suit of armor, and I heard the respectable Bailie Craigdallie mention that there’s a discussion about updating the city’s armory. You shouldn’t miss out on good business, especially now that you’re taking on an expensive family.”

“Tush, father Glover,” answered the embarrassed victor, “I lack no custom; and thou knowest there is Catharine, who may wonder at my absence, and have her ear abused once more by tales of glee maidens and I wot not what.”

“Tush, father Glover,” replied the embarrassed winner, “I have no lack of tradition; and you know there’s Catharine, who might wonder about my absence and hear once again the stories of cheerful maidens and who knows what else.”

“Fear not for that,” said the glover, “but go, like an obedient burgess, where thy betters desire to have thee. I do not deny that it will cost thee some trouble to make thy peace with Catharine about this duel; for she thinks herself wiser in such matters than king and council, kirk and canons, provost and bailies. But I will take up the quarrel with her myself, and will so work for thee, that, though she may receive thee tomorrow with somewhat of a chiding, it shall melt into tears and smiles, like an April morning, that begins with a mild shower. Away with thee, then, my son, and be constant to the time, tomorrow morning after mass.”

“Don’t worry about that,” said the glover, “but go, like a good citizen, to where your superiors want you to be. I won’t deny it’ll take some effort to make peace with Catharine over this duel; she thinks she knows better about these things than the king and council, the church and its laws, the provost and the bailiffs. But I’ll handle the situation with her myself and work things out for you, so that even if she greets you tomorrow with a bit of a scolding, it will turn into tears and smiles, like an April morning that starts with a gentle rain. So off you go, my son, and be sure to be there tomorrow morning after mass.”

The smith, though reluctantly, was obliged to defer to the reasoning of his proposed father in law, and, once determined to accept the honour destined for him by the fathers of the city, he extricated himself from the crowd, and hastened home to put on his best apparel; in which he presently afterwards repaired to the council house, where the ponderous oak table seemed to bend under the massy dishes of choice Tay salmon and delicious sea fish from Dundee, being the dainties which the fasting season permitted, whilst neither wine, ale, nor metheglin were wanting to wash them down. The waits, or minstrels of the burgh, played during the repast, and in the intervals of the music one of them recited With great emphasis a long poetical account of the battle of Blackearnside, fought by Sir William Wallace and his redoubted captain and friend, Thomas of Longueville, against the English general Seward—a theme perfectly familiar to all the guests, who, nevertheless, more tolerant than their descendants, listened as if it had all the zest of novelty. It was complimentary to the ancestor of the Knight of Kinfauns, doubtless, and to other Perthshire families, in passages which the audience applauded vociferously, whilst they pledged each other in mighty draughts to the memory of the heroes who had fought by the side of the Champion of Scotland. The health of Henry Wynd was quaffed with repeated shouts, and the provost announced publicly, that the magistrates were consulting how they might best invest him with some distinguished privilege or honorary reward, to show how highly his fellow citizens valued his courageous exertions.

The smith, though reluctantly, had to go along with the reasoning of his future father-in-law. Once he decided to accept the honor placed upon him by the city leaders, he pulled himself away from the crowd and hurried home to dress in his best clothes. He soon made his way to the council house, where the heavy oak table seemed to strain under the weight of the exquisite dishes of choice Tay salmon and delicious sea fish from Dundee, the treats allowed during the fasting season, alongside plenty of wine, ale, and mead to enjoy with the meal. The town's musicians played during the feast, and between songs, one of them passionately recited a lengthy poem about the battle of Blackearnside, fought by Sir William Wallace and his brave captain and friend, Thomas of Longueville, against the English general Seward—a topic well-known to all the guests, who, more open-minded than their descendants, listened as if it was entirely new. The poem included flattering references to the ancestor of the Knight of Kinfauns and other Perthshire families, which the audience applauded enthusiastically. They toasted to the memory of the heroes who had fought alongside the Champion of Scotland with hearty drinks. The health of Henry Wynd was celebrated with loud cheers, and the provost publicly announced that the magistrates were discussing how best to honor him with a special privilege or award to show how much his fellow citizens appreciated his brave efforts.

“Nay, take it not thus, an it like your worships,” said the smith, with his usual blunt manner, “lest men say that valour must be rare in Perth when they reward a man for fighting for the right of a forlorn widow. I am sure there are many scores of stout burghers in the town who would have done this day’s dargue as well or better than I. For, in good sooth, I ought to have cracked yonder fellow’s head piece like an earthen pipkin—ay, and would have done it, too, if it had not been one which I myself tempered for Sir John Ramorny. But, an the Fair City think my service of any worth, I will conceive it far more than acquitted by any aid which you may afford from the common good to the support of the widow Magdalen and her poor orphans.”

“Please don’t take it that way, if you don’t mind,” said the smith, in his usual straightforward manner, “or people might say that bravery is hard to come by in Perth when they reward someone for standing up for the rights of a lonely widow. I’m sure there are plenty of tough townsfolk in the town who could have done today’s job just as well or even better than I did. Because, honestly, I should have smashed that guy’s helmet like a clay pot—yeah, and I would have, too, if it wasn’t one that I myself tempered for Sir John Ramorny. But, if the Fair City values my service at all, I’d consider it fully compensated by any help you can provide from the community towards supporting widow Magdalen and her poor orphans.”

“That may well be done,” said Sir Patrick Charteris, “and yet leave the Fair City rich enough to pay her debts to Henry Wynd, of which every man of us is a better judge than him self, who is blinded with an unavailing nicety, which men call modesty. And if the burgh be too poor for this, the provost will bear his share. The Rover’s golden angels have not all taken flight yet.”

“That could definitely happen,” said Sir Patrick Charteris, “and still leave the Fair City wealthy enough to pay her debts to Henry Wynd, of which every one of us knows better than he does, as he’s blinded by a useless sense of modesty. And if the town is too broke for this, the provost will chip in. The Rover’s golden angels haven’t all flown away yet.”

The beakers were now circulated, under the name of a cup of comfort to the widow, and anon flowed around once more to the happy memory of the murdered Oliver, now so bravely avenged. In short, it was a feast so jovial that all agreed nothing was wanting to render it perfect but the presence of the bonnet maker himself, whose calamity had occasioned the meeting, and who had usually furnished the standing jest at such festive assemblies. Had his attendance been possible, it was drily observed by Bailie Craigdallie, he would certainly have claimed the success of the day, and vouched himself the avenger of his own murder.

The beakers were now passed around, called a cup of comfort for the widow, and soon circulated again in honor of the beloved memory of the murdered Oliver, who had been so bravely avenged. In short, it was a celebration so cheerful that everyone agreed the only thing missing to make it perfect was the presence of the hat maker himself, whose misfortune had brought everyone together, and who usually provided the running joke at such gatherings. Had he been able to attend, as Bailie Craigdallie dryly noted, he would have certainly claimed credit for the day's success and would have asserted himself as the avenger of his own murder.

At the sound of the vesper bell the company broke up, some of the graver sort going to evening prayers, where, with half shut eyes and shining countenances, they made a most orthodox and edifying portion of a Lenten congregation; others to their own homes, to tell over the occurrences of the fight and feast, for the information of the family circle; and some, doubtless, to the licensed freedoms of some tavern, the door of which Lent did not keep so close shut as the forms of the church required. Henry returned to the wynd, warm with the good wine and the applause of his fellow citizens, and fell asleep to dream of perfect happiness and Catharine Glover.

At the sound of the evening bell, the group dispersed, with some of the more serious ones heading to evening prayers, where, with half-closed eyes and glowing faces, they made up a very traditional and uplifting part of a Lenten congregation; others went home to recount the events of the fight and celebration to their families; and some, no doubt, headed to the allowed freedoms of a tavern, the door of which Lent didn’t keep as tightly shut as the church required. Henry returned to the alley, warmed by good wine and the cheers of his fellow citizens, and fell asleep dreaming of perfect happiness and Catharine Glover.

We have said that, when the combat was decided, the spectators were divided into two bodies. Of these, when the more respectable portion attended the victor in joyous procession, much the greater number, or what might be termed the rabble, waited upon the subdued and sentenced Bonthron, who was travelling in a different direction, and for a very opposite purpose. Whatever may be thought of the comparative attractions of the house of mourning and of feasting under other circumstances, there can be little doubt which will draw most visitors, when the question is, whether we would witness miseries which we are not to share, or festivities of which we are not to partake. Accordingly, the tumbril in which the criminal was conveyed to execution was attended by far the greater proportion of the inhabitants of Perth.

We mentioned that after the fight was over, the audience split into two groups. While the more respectable crowd followed the victor in a happy procession, the much larger group, which could be described as the mob, trailed behind the defeated and condemned Bonthron, who was heading in the opposite direction for a very different reason. Regardless of what one might think about the appeal of a house of mourning compared to one of celebration in other situations, it’s clear which will attract more people when the choice is to watch someone else's suffering or to enjoy a celebration we won't be part of. As a result, the cart that carried the criminal to his execution was followed by a much larger portion of the people of Perth.

A friar was seated in the same car with the murderer, to whom he did not hesitate to repeat, under the seal of confession, the same false asseveration which he had made upon the place of combat, which charged the Duke of Rothsay with being director of the ambuscade by which the unfortunate bonnet maker had suffered. The same falsehood he disseminated among the crowd, averring, with unblushing effrontery, to those who were nighest to the car, that he owed his death to his having been willing to execute the Duke of Rothsay’s pleasure. For a time he repeated these words, sullenly and doggedly, in the manner of one reciting a task, or a liar who endeavours by reiteration to obtain a credit for his words which he is internally sensible they do not deserve. But when he lifted up his eyes, and beheld in the distance the black outline of a gallows, at least forty feet high, with its ladder and its fatal cord, rising against the horizon, he became suddenly silent, and the friar could observe that he trembled very much.

A friar was sitting in the same carriage as the murderer, and without hesitation, he repeated to him, under the seal of confession, the same false claim he had made at the scene of the fight, which accused the Duke of Rothsay of orchestrating the ambush that led to the unfortunate bonnet maker's demise. He spread this same lie among the crowd, shamelessly asserting to those closest to the carriage that the reason for his death was his willingness to carry out the Duke of Rothsay’s wishes. For a while, he repeated these words, gloomily and stubbornly, like someone reciting a memorized lesson, or a liar trying to gain credibility for his words that he deep down knew were untrue. But when he lifted his eyes and saw in the distance the dark shape of a gallows, at least forty feet high, with its ladder and deadly noose rising against the horizon, he suddenly fell silent, and the friar noticed that he was trembling a lot.

“Be comforted, my son,” said the good priest, “you have confessed the truth, and received absolution. Your penitence will be accepted according to your sincerity; and though you have been a man of bloody hands and cruel heart, yet, by the church’s prayers, you shall be in due time assoilzied from the penal fires of purgatory.”

“Take comfort, my son,” said the kind priest, “you have told the truth and received forgiveness. Your repentance will be accepted based on your sincerity; and even though you’ve been a man of bloody hands and a cruel heart, through the church’s prayers, you will eventually be freed from the punishing fires of purgatory.”

These assurances were calculated rather to augment than to diminish the terrors of the culprit, who was agitated by doubts whether the mode suggested for his preservation from death would to a certainty be effectual, and some suspicion whether there was really any purpose of employing them in his favour, for he knew his master well enough to be aware of the indifference with which he would sacrifice one who might on some future occasion be a dangerous evidence against him.

These reassurances were meant more to increase rather than lessen the fears of the offender, who was troubled by uncertainties about whether the method proposed to save him from death would actually work, and had some doubts about whether there was any real intention of using it to help him, since he understood his master well enough to know the lack of concern he would have in sacrificing someone who could potentially be a threat to him in the future.

His doom, however, was sealed, and there was no escaping from it. They slowly approached the fatal tree, which was erected on a bank by the river’s side, about half a mile from the walls of the city—a site chosen that the body of the wretch, which was to remain food for the carrion crows, might be seen from a distance in every direction. Here the priest delivered Bonthron to the executioner, by whom he was assisted up the ladder, and to all appearance despatched according to the usual forms of the law. He seemed to struggle for life for a minute, but soon after hung still and inanimate. The executioner, after remaining upon duty for more than half an hour, as if to permit the last spark of life to be extinguished, announced to the admirers of such spectacles that the irons for the permanent suspension of the carcass not having been got ready, the concluding ceremony of disembowelling the dead body and attaching it finally to the gibbet would be deferred till the next morning at sunrise.

His fate, however, was sealed, and there was no way to escape it. They slowly approached the deadly tree, which was set up on a bank by the river, about half a mile from the city walls—a location chosen so that the wretched body, left to be food for the carrion crows, would be visible from a distance in every direction. Here, the priest handed Bonthron over to the executioner, who helped him up the ladder, and he was seemingly executed according to the usual legal procedures. He appeared to struggle for life for a moment, but soon hung still and lifeless. The executioner, after staying on duty for more than half an hour, as if to let the last spark of life extinguish, announced to the spectators of such events that the irons for permanently suspending the corpse were not ready, so the final ceremony of disemboweling the dead body and securing it to the gibbet would be postponed until the next morning at sunrise.

Notwithstanding the early hour which he had named, Master Smotherwell had a reasonable attendance of rabble at the place of execution, to see the final proceedings of justice with its victim. But great was the astonishment and resentment of these amateurs to find that the dead body had been removed from the gibbet. They were not, however, long at a loss to guess the cause of its disappearance. Bonthron had been the follower of a baron whose estates lay in Fife, and was himself a native of that province. What was more natural than that some of the Fife men, whose boats were frequently plying on the river, should have clandestinely removed the body of their countryman from the place of public shame? The crowd vented their rage against Smotherwell for not completing his job on the preceding evening; and had not he and his assistant betaken themselves to a boat, and escaped across the Tay, they would have run some risk of being pelted to death. The event, however, was too much in the spirit of the times to be much wondered at. Its real cause we shall explain in the following chapter.

Despite the early hour that Master Smotherwell had mentioned, there was a decent turnout of onlookers at the execution site to witness the final act of justice against its victim. However, the crowd was taken aback and angered to find that the dead body had been taken down from the gallows. They didn't take long to figure out why it was missing. Bonthron had been a servant to a baron from Fife, and he was originally from that area himself. So, it was only natural that some locals from Fife, whose boats often traveled along the river, might have secretly removed their fellow countryman's body from the place of public disgrace. The crowd expressed their fury at Smotherwell for not finishing his task the night before; if he and his assistant hadn't quickly jumped into a boat and crossed the Tay, they might have faced serious danger from the mob. Still, the incident was typical for the times, so it didn’t come as a huge surprise. The true reason for this will be explained in the next chapter.





CHAPTER XXIV.

     Let gallows gape for dogs, let men go free.

     Henry V.
     Let the gallows be for dogs, let men be free.

     Henry V.

The incidents of a narrative of this kind must be adapted to each other, as the wards of a key must tally accurately with those of the lock to which it belongs. The reader, however gentle, will not hold himself obliged to rest satisfied with the mere fact that such and such occurrences took place, which is, generally speaking, all that in ordinary life he can know of what is passing around him; but he is desirous, while reading for amusement, of knowing the interior movements occasioning the course of events. This is a legitimate and reasonable curiosity; for every man hath a right to open and examine the mechanism of his own watch, put together for his proper use, although he is not permitted to pry into the interior of the timepiece which, for general information, is displayed on the town steeple.

The events in a story like this need to be connected to each other, just like the teeth of a key must perfectly match the lock it fits. However gentle the reader may be, they won’t be satisfied with just knowing that certain events happened, which is usually all they can gather about life around them; they want to understand the internal forces driving the events while reading for enjoyment. This curiosity is valid and reasonable; everyone has the right to open and check the workings of their own watch, made for their personal use, even though they can't examine the inner workings of the clock displayed on the town steeple for everyone to see.

It would be, therefore, uncourteous to leave my readers under any doubt concerning the agency which removed the assassin Bonthron from the gallows—an event which some of the Perth citizens ascribed to the foul fiend himself, while others were content to lay it upon the natural dislike of Bonthron’s countrymen of Fife to see him hanging on the river side, as a spectacle dishonourable to their province.

It would be, therefore, rude to leave my readers in any doubt about who was responsible for taking the assassin Bonthron down from the gallows—an event that some of the citizens of Perth believed was caused by the devil himself, while others thought it was simply the natural reluctance of Bonthron’s fellow Fife residents to see him hanging by the river as a disgrace to their region.

About midnight succeeding the day when the execution had taken place, and while the inhabitants of Perth were deeply buried in slumber, three men muffled in their cloaks, and bearing a dark lantern, descended the alleys of a garden which led from the house occupied by Sir John Ramorny to the banks of the Tay, where a small boat lay moored to a landing place, or little projecting pier. The wind howled in a low and melancholy manner through the leafless shrubs and bushes; and a pale moon “waded,” as it is termed in Scotland, amongst drifting clouds, which seemed to threaten rain. The three individuals entered the boat with great precaution to escape observation. One of them was a tall, powerful man; another short and bent downwards; the third middle sized, and apparently younger than his companions, well made, and active. Thus much the imperfect light could discover. They seated themselves in the boat and unmoored it from the pier.

About midnight following the day of the execution, while the people of Perth were fast asleep, three men wrapped in their cloaks and carrying a dark lantern made their way through the paths of a garden that connected Sir John Ramorny's house to the banks of the Tay, where a small boat was tied to a little pier. The wind howled softly and sadly through the bare shrubs and bushes, and a pale moon "waded," as it's said in Scotland, among drifting clouds that seemed to threaten rain. The three men climbed into the boat cautiously to avoid being seen. One was tall and strong; another was short and hunched over; the third was of average height, clearly younger than his companions, well-built, and agile. This much was revealed by the dim light. They situated themselves in the boat and untied it from the pier.

“We must let her drift with the current till we pass the bridge, where the burghers still keep guard; and you know the proverb, ‘A Perth arrow hath a perfect flight,’” said the most youthful of the party, who assumed the office of helmsman, and pushed the boat off from the pier; whilst the others took the oars, which were muffled, and rowed with all precaution till they attained the middle of the river; they then ceased their efforts, lay upon their oars, and trusted to the steersman for keeping her in mid channel.

“We need to let her drift with the current until we pass the bridge, where the townspeople are still on watch; and you know the saying, ‘A Perth arrow flies true,’” said the youngest member of the group, who took on the role of helmsman and pushed the boat away from the pier. The others grabbed the muffled oars and rowed cautiously until they reached the center of the river; then they stopped rowing, rested on their oars, and relied on the steersman to keep them in the middle of the channel.

In this manner they passed unnoticed or disregarded beneath the stately Gothic arches of the old bridge, erected by the magnificent patronage of Robert Bruce in 1329, and carried away by an inundation in 1621. Although they heard the voices of a civic watch, which, since these disturbances commenced, had been nightly maintained in that important pass, no challenge was given; and when they were so far down the stream as to be out of hearing of these guardians of the night, they began to row, but still with precaution, and to converse, though in a low tone.

In this way, they went unnoticed or ignored beneath the grand Gothic arches of the old bridge, built through the generous support of Robert Bruce in 1329 and washed away in 1621. Even though they could hear the calls of a night watch that had been stationed in that critical spot since the disturbances started, no one challenged them. Once they had floated far enough downstream to be out of earshot of those night watchers, they began to row—still carefully—and to talk, though softly.

“You have found a new trade, comrade, since I left you,” said one of the rowers to the other. “I left you engaged in tending a sick knight, and I find you employed in purloining a dead body from the gallows.”

“You've picked up a new job, my friend, since I last saw you,” said one of the rowers to the other. “I left you taking care of a sick knight, and now I find you stealing a dead body from the gallows.”

“A living body, so please your squirehood, Master Buncle, or else my craft hath failed of its purpose.”

“A living body, if it pleases you, Master Buncle, or else my skills have missed their mark.”

“So I am told, Master Pottercarrier; but, saving your clerkship, unless you tell me your trick, I will take leave to doubt of its success.”

“So I've been told, Master Pottercarrier; but, with all due respect to your role, unless you share your secret with me, I’m going to have to doubt its success.”

“A simple toy, Master Buncle, not likely to please a genius so acute as that of your valiancie. Marry, thus it is. This suspension of the human body, which the vulgar call hanging, operates death by apoplexia—that is, the blood being unable to return to the heart by the compression of the veins, it rushes to the brain, and the man dies. Also, and as an additional cause of dissolution, the lungs no longer receive the needful supply of the vital air, owing to the ligature of the cord around the thorax; and hence the patient perishes.”

“A simple toy, Master Buncle, not likely to satisfy someone as clever as you. But that’s how it is. This suspension of the human body, which people commonly refer to as hanging, causes death by apoplexy—that is, the blood can’t return to the heart because the veins are compressed, causing it to rush to the brain, and the person dies. Additionally, the lungs can’t get the vital air they need due to the cord constricting the chest; therefore, the person dies.”

“I understand that well enough. But how is such a revulsion of blood to the brain to be prevented, sir mediciner?” said the third person, who was no other than Ramorny’s page, Eviot.

“I get that clearly. But how can we stop such a rush of blood to the brain, doctor?” said the third person, who was none other than Ramorny’s page, Eviot.

“Marry, then,” replied Dwining, “hang me the patient up in such fashion that the carotid arteries shall not be compressed, and the blood will not determine to the brain, and apoplexia will not take place; and again, if there be no ligature around the thorax, the lungs will be supplied with air, whether the man be hanging in the middle heaven or standing on the firm earth.”

“Sure, then,” replied Dwining, “just hang the patient in a way that doesn't compress the carotid arteries, so the blood won't rush to the brain and cause a stroke; and also, if there's no band around the chest, the lungs will get air, whether the person is hanging in mid-air or standing on solid ground.”

“All this I conceive,” said Eviot; “but how these precautions can be reconciled with the execution of the sentence of hanging is what my dull brain cannot comprehend.”

“All this I understand,” said Eviot; “but how these precautions can be aligned with carrying out the hanging sentence is something my confused mind can’t grasp.”

“Ah! good youth, thy valiancie hath spoiled a fair wit. Hadst thou studied with me, thou shouldst have learned things more difficult than this. But here is my trick. I get me certain bandages, made of the same substance with your young valiancie’s horse girths, having especial care that they are of a kind which will not shrink on being strained, since that would spoil my experiment. One loop of this substance is drawn under each foot, and returns up either side of the leg to a cincture, with which it is united; these cinctures are connected by divers straps down the breast and back, in order to divide the weight. And there are sundry other conveniences for easing the patient, but the chief is this: the straps, or ligatures, are attached to a broad steel collar, curving outwards, and having a hook or two, for the better security of the halter, which the friendly executioner passes around that part of the machine, instead of applying it to the bare throat of the patient. Thus, when thrown off from the ladder, the sufferer will find himself suspended, not by his neck, if it please you, but by the steel circle, which supports the loops in which his feet are placed, and on which his weight really rests, diminished a little by similar supports under each arm. Thus, neither vein nor windpipe being compressed, the man will breathe as free, and his blood, saving from fright and novelty of situation, will flow as temperately as your valiancie’s when you stand up in your stirrups to view a field of battle.”

“Ah! Good young man, your bravery has wasted a clever mind. If you had studied with me, you would have learned things much more challenging than this. But here’s my trick. I’ll get some bandages made from the same material as your brave horse’s girths, making sure they’re the kind that won’t shrink when pulled, because that would ruin my experiment. One loop of this material goes under each foot and comes up either side of the leg to a belt, where it’s connected; these belts are linked by various straps down the front and back to help distribute the weight. There are several other conveniences to make the patient more comfortable, but the main one is this: the straps, or bindings, attach to a wide steel collar that curves outwards and has a hook or two for better securing the halter, which the friendly executioner places around that part of the machine instead of putting it directly around the patient’s bare throat. So, when thrown off the ladder, the person will find themselves suspended, not by their neck, if you please, but by the steel circle that supports the loops their feet are in, and on which their weight rests, slightly reduced by similar supports under each arm. Thus, neither vein nor windpipe is compressed, allowing the person to breathe freely, and their blood, aside from the fear and shock of the situation, will flow as calmly as your bravery’s does when you stand up in your stirrups to survey a battlefield.”

“By my faith, a quaint and rare device!” quoth Buncle.

“By my faith, what a strange and unique gadget!” Buncle said.

“Is it not?” pursued the leech, “and well worth being known to such mounting spirits as your valiancies, since there is no knowing to what height Sir John Ramorny’s pupils may arrive; and if these be such that it is necessary to descend from them by a rope, you may find my mode of management more convenient than the common practice. Marry, but you must be provided with a high collared doublet, to conceal the ring of steel, and, above all, such a bonus socius as Smother well to adjust the noose.”

“Is it not?” the leech pressed on. “And it's definitely worth knowing for those with your ambitious spirits, since we have no idea how far Sir John Ramorny’s students might go; and if they’re at a level where you need to rope down from them, you might find my way of handling it more practical than the usual method. But you’ll need to have a high-collared doublet to hide the steel ring, and, above all, a helpful accomplice like Smother to help you tie the noose.”

“Base poison vender,” said Eviot, “men of our calling die on the field of battle.”

“Low-life poison dealer,” said Eviot, “people like us die on the battlefield.”

“I will save the lesson, however,” replied Buncle, “in case of some pinching occasion. But what a night the bloody hangdog Bonthron must have had of it, dancing a pavise in mid air to the music of his own shackles, as the night wind swings him that way and this!”

“I'll save the lesson, though,” Buncle replied, “just in case it comes in handy. But what a night that miserable Bonthron must have had, performing a dance in mid-air to the sound of his own chains, as the night wind sways him this way and that!”

“It were an alms deed to leave him there,” said Eviot; “for his descent from the gibbet will but encourage him to new murders. He knows but two elements—drunkenness and bloodshed.”

“It would be a charitable act to leave him there,” said Eviot; “for his escape from the gallows will only motivate him to commit more murders. He knows only two things—drunkenness and violence.”

“Perhaps Sir John Ramorny might have been of your opinion,” said Dwining; “but it would first have been necessary to cut out the rogue’s tongue, lest he had told strange tales from his airy height. And there are other reasons that it concerns not your valiancies to know. In truth, I myself have been generous in serving him, for the fellow is built as strong as Edinburgh Castle, and his anatomy would have matched any that is in the chirurgical hall of Padua. But tell me, Master Buncle, what news bring you from the doughty Douglas?”

“Maybe Sir John Ramorny would agree with you,” said Dwining; “but we would have first needed to cut out the rogue’s tongue, so he wouldn’t spread strange stories from his lofty position. And there are other reasons that don’t concern your bravery. Honestly, I've been generous in serving him, since the guy is as strong as Edinburgh Castle, and his body would rival anyone in the surgical hall of Padua. But tell me, Master Buncle, what news do you bring from the brave Douglas?”

“They may tell that know,” said Buncle. “I am the dull ass that bears the message, and kens nought of its purport. The safer for myself, perhaps. I carried letters from the Duke of Albany and from Sir John Ramorny to the Douglas, and he looked black as a northern tempest when he opened them. I brought them answers from the Earl, at which they smiled like the sun when the harvest storm is closing over him. Go to your ephemerides, leech, and conjure the meaning out of that.”

“They might know,” said Buncle. “I’m the dull messenger who carries the message but has no idea what it means. Maybe that’s safer for me. I delivered letters from the Duke of Albany and Sir John Ramorny to the Douglas, and he looked as angry as a stormy northern sky when he opened them. I brought back answers from the Earl, and they smiled like the sun right before a harvest storm hits. Go consult your charts, doctor, and figure out what that means.”

“Methinks I can do so without much cost of wit,” said the chirurgeon; “but yonder I see in the pale moonlight our dead alive. Should he have screamed out to any chance passenger, it were a curious interruption to a night journey to be hailed from the top of such a gallows as that. Hark, methinks I do hear his groans amid the whistling of the wind and the creaking of the chains. So—fair and softly; make fast the boat with the grappling, and get out the casket with my matters, we would be better for a little fire, but the light might bring observation on us. Come on, my men of valour, march warily, for we are bound for the gallows foot. Follow with the lantern; I trust the ladder has been left.

“I think I can manage that without too much effort,” said the surgeon; “but over there I see, in the pale moonlight, our dead coming back to life. If he were to scream out to any passing traveler, it would certainly be an odd interruption to a nighttime journey to be called out from the top of such a gallows as that. Listen, I think I can hear his groans amidst the whistling of the wind and the creaking of the chains. So—carefully; secure the boat with the grappling hook, and get out the box with my things. A little fire would do us good, but the light might attract attention. Come on, my brave men, move cautiously, for we are headed to the gallows. Follow with the lantern; I hope the ladder has been left behind.

     “Sing, three merry men, and three merry men,
     And three merry men are we,
     Thou on the land, and I on the sand,
     And Jack on the gallows tree.”
 
     “Sing, three happy guys, and three happy guys,  
     And three happy guys are we,  
     You on the land, and I on the sand,  
     And Jack on the gallows tree.”

As they advanced to the gibbet, they could plainly hear groans, though uttered in a low tone. Dwining ventured to give a low cough once or twice, by way of signal; but receiving no answer, “We had best make haste,” said he to his companions, “for our friend must be in extremis, as he gives no answer to the signal which announces the arrival of help. Come, let us to the gear. I will go up the ladder first and cut the rope. Do you two follow, one after another, and take fast hold of the body, so that he fall not when the halter is unloosed. Keep sure gripe, for which the bandages will afford you convenience. Bethink you that, though he plays an owl’s part tonight, he hath no wings, and to fall out of a halter may be as dangerous as to fall into one.”

As they moved closer to the gallows, they could clearly hear groans, though they were spoken softly. Dwining attempted to cough quietly a couple of times as a signal, but receiving no response, he said to his friends, “We’d better hurry, because our friend must be in serious trouble if he’s not responding to the signal that tells him help has arrived. Come on, let’s get to the gear. I’ll go up the ladder first and cut the rope. You two follow one by one and grab hold of the body so he doesn’t fall when the noose is loosened. Make sure you grip tightly, as the bandages will help you with that. Remember, even though he’s acting like an owl tonight, he doesn’t have any wings, and falling out of a noose can be just as dangerous as falling into one.”

While he spoke thus with sneer and gibe, he ascended the ladder, and having ascertained that the men at arms who followed him had the body in their hold, he cut the rope, and then gave his aid to support the almost lifeless form of the criminal.

While he talked like that with a smirk and sarcasm, he climbed the ladder, and after making sure that the soldiers following him had the body in their grasp, he cut the rope and then helped to support the nearly lifeless body of the criminal.

By a skilful exertion of strength and address, the body of Bonthron was placed safely on the ground; and the faint yet certain existence of life having been ascertained, it was thence transported to the river side, where, shrouded by the bank, the party might be best concealed from observation, while the leech employed himself in the necessary means of recalling animation, with which he had taken care to provide himself.

Through a skilled effort of strength and finesse, Bonthron's body was carefully laid on the ground; and once it was confirmed that he was still alive, he was then moved to the riverside, where the bank offered the best cover from being seen. While there, the doctor focused on the essential methods to restore his life, having brought the necessary tools with him.

For this purpose he first freed the recovered person from his shackles, which the executioner had left unlocked on purpose, and at the same time disengaged the complicated envelopes and bandages by which he had been suspended. It was some time ere Dwining’s efforts succeeded; for, in despite of the skill with which his machine had been constructed, the straps designed to support the body had stretched so considerably as to occasion the sense of suffocation becoming extremely overpowering. But the address of the surgeon triumphed over all obstacles; and, after sneezing and stretching himself, with one or two brief convulsions, Bonthron gave decided proofs of reanimation, by arresting the hand of the operator as it was in the act of dropping strong waters on his breast and throat, and, directing the bottle which contained them to his lips, he took, almost perforce, a considerable gulp of the contents.

For this purpose, he first freed the recovered person from his shackles, which the executioner had intentionally left unlocked, and at the same time he removed the complicated wraps and bandages that had held him up. It took some time for Dwining’s efforts to succeed; despite the skill with which his machine had been built, the straps that were meant to support the body had stretched so much that the sense of suffocation became incredibly overwhelming. But the surgeon’s skill overcame all obstacles; after sneezing and stretching himself, along with a couple of brief convulsions, Bonthron showed clear signs of returning to life by stopping the operator's hand as it was about to pour strong liquid onto his chest and throat. He then directed the bottle containing the liquid to his lips and, nearly by force, took a significant gulp of its contents.

“It is spiritual essence double distilled,” said the astonished operator, “and would blister the throat and burn the stomach of any other man. But this extraordinary beast is so unlike all other human creatures, that I should not wonder if it brought him to the complete possession of his faculties.”

“It’s a spiritual essence that’s been double distilled,” said the amazed operator, “and it would scorch the throat and burn the stomach of anyone else. But this incredible being is so different from any other person that I wouldn’t be surprised if it gave him complete mastery over his senses.”

Bonthron seemed to confirm this: he started with a strong convulsion, sat up, stared around, and indicated some consciousness of existence.

Bonthron appeared to confirm this: he began with a strong jerk, sat up, looked around, and showed some awareness of his surroundings.

“Wine—wine,” were the first words which he articulated.

“Wine—wine,” were the first words he spoke.

The leech gave him a draught of medicated wine, mixed with water. He rejected it, under the dishonourable epithet of “kennel washings,” and again uttered the words, “Wine—wine.”

The leech offered him a drink of medicated wine mixed with water. He refused it, calling it “kennel washings,” and shouted again, “Wine—wine.”

“Nay, take it to thee, i’ the devil’s name,” said the leech, “since none but he can judge of thy constitution.”

“Nah, take it for yourself, in the devil’s name,” said the doctor, “since no one but him can judge your health.”

A draught, long and deep enough to have discomposed the intellects of any other person, was found effectual in recalling those of Bonthron to a more perfect state; though he betrayed no recollection of where he was or what had befallen him, and in his brief and sullen manner asked why he was brought to the river side at this time of night.

A long, deep draught, enough to disorient anyone else, actually helped Bonthron's mind become clearer. However, he showed no memory of where he was or what had happened to him, and in his short, moody way, he asked why he was taken to the riverbank at this time of night.

“Another frolic of the wild Prince, for drenching me as he did before. Nails and blood, but I would—”

“Another prank from the wild Prince, soaking me like he did before. Nails and blood, but I would—”

“Hold thy peace,” interrupted Eviot, “and be thankful, I pray you, if you have any thankfulness in you, that thy body is not crow’s meat and thy soul in a place where water is too scarce to duck thee.”

“Be quiet,” Eviot interrupted, “and be grateful, if you have any gratitude in you, that your body isn't food for crows and your soul isn't in a place where there’s not enough water to cleanse you.”

“I begin to bethink me,” said the ruffian; and raising the flask to his mouth, which he saluted with a long and hearty kiss, he set the empty bottle on the earth, dropped his head on his bosom, and seemed to muse for the purpose of arranging his confused recollections.

“I start to think,” said the thug; and raising the flask to his mouth, which he greeted with a long and heartfelt kiss, he placed the empty bottle on the ground, lowered his head onto his chest, and appeared to ponder in order to sort through his jumbled memories.

“We can abide the issue of his meditations no longer,” said Dwining; “he will be better after he has slept. Up, sir! you have been riding the air these some hours; try if the water be not an easier mode of conveyance. Your valours must lend me a hand. I can no more lift this mass than I could raise in my arms a slaughtered bull.”

“We can’t take his ramblings anymore,” said Dwining; “he’ll feel better after he sleeps. Get up, sir! You’ve been wandering around for a while; see if the water isn’t an easier way to travel. You brave ones need to help me out. I couldn’t lift this weight any more than I could carry a dead bull in my arms.”

“Stand upright on thine own feet, Bonthron, now we have placed thee upon them,” said Eviot.

“Stand up on your own feet, Bonthron, now that we’ve set you on them,” said Eviot.

“I cannot,” answered the patient. “Every drop of blood tingles in my veins as if it had pinpoints, and my knees refuse to bear their burden. What can be the meaning of all this? This is some practice of thine, thou dog leech!”

“I can’t,” replied the patient. “Every drop of blood tingles in my veins like it has pinpricks, and my knees won’t hold me up. What does all this mean? This is some trick of yours, you scheming leech!”

“Ay—ay, so it is, honest Bonthron,” said Dwining—“a practice thou shalt thank me for when thou comest to learn it. In the mean while, stretch down in the stern of that boat, and let me wrap this cloak about thee.”

“Ay—ay, so it is, honest Bonthron,” said Dwining—“a practice you’ll be grateful for when you get the hang of it. In the meantime, lie back in the stern of that boat, and let me wrap this cloak around you.”

Assisted into the boat accordingly, Bonthron was deposited there as conveniently as things admitted of. He answered their attentions with one or two snorts resembling the grunt of a boar who has got some food particularly agreeable to him.

Assisted into the boat as needed, Bonthron was placed there as comfortably as possible. He responded to their efforts with a couple of snorts that sounded like a pig enjoying some especially tasty food.

“And now, Buncle,” said the chirurgeon, “your valiant squireship knows your charge. You are to carry this lively cargo by the river to Newburgh, where you are to dispose of him as you wot of; meantime, here are his shackles and bandages, the marks of his confinement and liberation. Bind them up together, and fling them into the deepest pool you pass over; for, found in your possession, they might tell tales against us all. This low, light breath of wind from the west will permit you to use a sail as soon as the light comes in and you are tired of rowing. Your other valiancie, Master Page Eviot, must be content to return to Perth with me afoot, for here severs our fair company. Take with thee the lantern, Buncle, for thou wilt require it more than we, and see thou send me back my flasket.”

“And now, Buncle,” said the surgeon, “you know your mission well. You're to transport this lively cargo by the river to Newburgh, where you'll handle him as you know how; in the meantime, here are his shackles and bandages, symbols of his confinement and freedom. Pack them up together and throw them into the deepest part of the water you cross; if found in your possession, they could incriminate us all. This gentle breeze from the west will let you use a sail as soon as dawn breaks and you get tired of rowing. Your other brave companion, Master Page Eviot, will have to walk back to Perth with me, as this is where our party separates. Take the lantern with you, Buncle, since you'll need it more than we will, and be sure to return my flask.”

As the pedestrians returned to Perth, Eviot expressed his belief that Bonthron’s understanding would never recover the shock which terror had inflicted upon it, and which appeared to him to have disturbed all the faculties of his mind, and in particular his memory.

As the pedestrians made their way back to Perth, Eviot shared his thoughts that Bonthron's understanding would never fully bounce back from the shock that terror had caused, which he believed had unsettled all his mental faculties, especially his memory.

“It is not so, an it please your pagehood,” said the leech. “Bonthron’s intellect, such as it is, hath a solid character: it Will but vacillate to and fro like a pendulum which hath been put in motion, and then will rest in its proper point of gravity. Our memory is, of all our powers of mind, that which is peculiarly liable to be suspended. Deep intoxication or sound sleep alike destroy it, and yet it returns when the drunkard becomes sober or the sleeper is awakened. Terror sometimes produces the same effect. I knew at Paris a criminal condemned to die by the halter, who suffered the sentence accordingly, showing no particular degree of timidity upon the scaffold, and behaving and expressing himself as men in the same condition are wont to do. Accident did for him what a little ingenious practice hath done for our amiable friend from whom we but now parted. He was cut down and given to his friends before life was extinct, and I had the good fortune to restore him. But, though he recovered in other particulars, he remembered but little of his trial and sentence. Of his confession on the morning of his execution—he! he! he! (in his usual chuckling manner)—he remembered him not a word. Neither of leaving the prison, nor of his passage to the Greve, where he suffered, nor of the devout speeches with which he—he! he! he!—edified—he! he! he!—so many good Christians, nor of ascending the fatal tree, nor of taking the fatal leap, had my revenant the slightest recollection.’ But here we reach the point where we must separate; for it were unfit, should we meet any of the watch, that we be found together, and it were also prudent that we enter the city by different gates. My profession forms an excuse for my going and coming at all times. Your valiant pagehood will make such explanation as may seem sufficing.”

“It’s not like that, if you don’t mind me saying,” said the leech. “Bonthron’s intellect, as limited as it is, has a solid nature: it will just swing back and forth like a pendulum that’s been set in motion, then settle down in its proper place. Of all our mental powers, our memory is the one most prone to suspension. Deep intoxication or deep sleep can wipe it out, yet it comes back when the drunk wakes up or the sleeper is roused. Fear can have the same effect. I knew a criminal in Paris who was sentenced to hang, and he faced his execution without showing much fear on the scaffold, acting and speaking like any man in his position would. A fortunate accident did for him what a bit of clever practice did for our charming friend we just left. He was cut down and handed to his friends before he was truly dead, and I was lucky enough to revive him. But while he recovered in other ways, he remembered very little of his trial and sentence. As for his confession on the morning of his execution—he! he! he! (in his usual chuckling way)—not a word of it stuck with him. He had no recollection of leaving the prison, his journey to the Greve where he was executed, the pious speeches that he—he! he! he!—shared with so many good Christians, nor of climbing the fateful tree, nor of taking the fatal leap. My revenant had the slightest memory of any of it.’ But we’ve come to the moment where we must part ways; it wouldn’t be appropriate for us to be found together if we run into any guards, and it’s wise for us to enter the city through different gates. My profession provides a good excuse for my comings and goings at all times. Your brave pagehood can come up with a suitable explanation.”

“I shall make my will a sufficient excuse if I am interrogated,” said the haughty young man. “Yet I will avoid interruption, if possible. The moon is quite obscured, and the road as black as a wolf’s mouth.”

“I’ll use my will as a good excuse if I get questioned,” said the arrogant young man. “But I’ll try to avoid any interruptions, if I can. The moon is really dim, and the road is as dark as a wolf’s mouth.”

“Tut,” said the physicianer, “let not your valour care for that: we shall tread darker paths ere it be long.”

“Tut,” said the doctor, “don’t let your courage worry about that: we will walk down darker paths before long.”

Without inquiring into the meaning of these evil boding sentences, and indeed hardly listening to them in the pride and recklessness of his nature, the page of Ramorny parted from his ingenious and dangerous companion, and each took his own way.

Without questioning the meaning of these ominous words, and really barely paying attention to them in his proud and reckless nature, Ramorny's page separated from his clever and risky companion, and they both went their separate ways.





CHAPTER XXV.

     The course of true love never did run smooth.

     SHAKSPEARE.
     The path of true love has never been easy. 

     SHAKESPEARE.

The ominous anxiety of our armourer had not played him false. When the good glover parted with his intended son in law, after the judicial combat had been decided, he found what he indeed had expected, that his fair daughter was in no favourable disposition towards her lover. But although he perceived that Catharine was cold, restrained, collected, had cast away the appearance of mortal passion, and listened with a reserve, implying contempt, to the most splendid description he could give her of the combat in the Skinners’ Yards, he was determined not to take the least notice of her altered manner, but to speak of her marriage with his son Henry as a thing which must of course take place. At length, when she began, as on a former occasion, to intimate that her attachment to the armourer did not exceed the bounds of friendship, that she was resolved never to marry, that the pretended judicial combat was a mockery of the divine will, and of human laws, the glover not unnaturally grew angry.

The foreboding anxiety of our armor maker had not misled him. When the good glover said goodbye to his future son-in-law after the judicial duel was decided, he found what he had expected: his beautiful daughter was not at all inclined towards her suitor. Although he noticed that Catharine was cold, reserved, and composed, having discarded any semblance of real passion, and listened with a disdainful detachment to his most elaborate descriptions of the duel at the Skinners’ Yards, he was determined to ignore her changed demeanor and speak of her marriage to his son Henry as a foregone conclusion. Finally, when she began, as before, to suggest that her feelings for the armor maker were strictly platonic, that she was committed to never marrying, and that the so-called judicial duel was a mockery of divine will and human laws, the glover understandably became angry.

“I cannot read thy thoughts, wench; nor can I pretend to guess under what wicked delusion it is that you kiss a declared lover, suffer him to kiss you, run to his house when a report is spread of his death, and fling yourself into his arms when you find him alone [alive]. All this shows very well in a girl prepared to obey her parents in a match sanctioned by her father; but such tokens of intimacy, bestowed on one whom a young woman cannot esteem, and is determined not to marry, are uncomely and unmaidenly. You have already been more bounteous of your favours to Henry Smith than your mother, whom God assoilzie, ever was to me before I married her. I tell thee, Catharine, this trifling with the love of an honest man is what I neither can, will, nor ought to endure. I have given my consent to the match, and I insist it shall take place without delay, and that you receive Henry Wynd tomorrow, as a man whose bride you are to be with all despatch.”

“I can’t read your thoughts, girl; and I can’t pretend to understand what twisted reasoning leads you to kiss a guy who’s already claimed to love you, let him kiss you back, rush to his house when you hear rumors of his death, and throw yourself into his arms when you find out he’s alive. This all seems appropriate for a girl ready to obey her parents in a match approved by her father; but the level of closeness you’re showing to someone you can’t respect and have no intention of marrying is inappropriate and unladylike. You’ve already given Henry Smith more affection than your mother, God bless her, ever showed me before we got married. I’m telling you, Catharine, this playing around with the feelings of a good man is something I can’t, won’t, and shouldn’t tolerate. I’ve agreed to this match, and I insist it happens right away, so you need to accept Henry Wynd tomorrow as the man you’re supposed to marry without delay.”

“A power more potent than yours, father, will say no,” replied Catharine.

“A power stronger than yours, Dad, will say no,” replied Catharine.

“I will risk it; my power is a lawful one, that of a father over a child, and an erring child,” answered her father. “God and man allow of my influence.”

“I’ll take the chance; my authority is a legitimate one, that of a father over a child, and a misguided child at that,” her father replied. “Both God and man recognize my influence.”

“Then, may Heaven help us,” said Catharine; “for, if you are obstinate in your purpose, we are all lost.”

“Then, may Heaven help us,” said Catharine; “because if you’re stubborn about this, we’re all doomed.”

“We can expect no help from Heaven,” said the glover, “when we act with indiscretion. I am clerk enough myself to know that; and that your causeless resistance to my will is sinful, every priest will inform you. Ay, and more than that, you have spoken degradingly of the blessed appeal to God in the combat of ordeal. Take heed! for the Holy Church is awakened to watch her sheepfold, and to extirpate heresy by fire and steel; so much I warn thee of.”

“We can’t expect any help from Heaven,” said the glover, “when we act recklessly. I know that well enough myself; and every priest will tell you that your unjust defiance of my wishes is sinful. Yes, and not only that, you have spoken derogatorily about the sacred appeal to God in the trial by ordeal. Be careful! For the Holy Church is vigilant to protect her flock and to root out heresy by fire and sword; this is my warning to you.”

Catharine uttered a suppressed exclamation; and, with difficulty compelling herself to assume an appearance of composure, promised her father that, if he would spare her any farther discussion of the subject till tomorrow morning, she would then meet him, determined to make a full discovery of her sentiments.

Catharine let out a muffled gasp; and, with great effort to appear calm, she assured her father that if he would hold off on discussing the topic until tomorrow morning, she would then meet with him, ready to fully express her feelings.

With this promise Simon Glover was obliged to remain contented, though extremely anxious for the postponed explanation. It could not be levity or fickleness of character which induced his daughter to act with so much apparent inconsistency towards the man of his choice, and whom she had so lately unequivocally owned to be also the man of her own. What external force there could exist, of a kind powerful enough to change the resolutions she had so decidedly expressed within twenty-four hours, was a matter of complete mystery.

With this promise, Simon Glover had to stay content, even though he was really anxious for the delayed explanation. It couldn’t be just carefree behavior or a changeable personality that made his daughter act so inconsistently toward the man he had chosen, and who she had recently admitted was also the man she wanted. What outside influence could possibly exist that was strong enough to change the decisions she had clearly stated within just twenty-four hours was completely mysterious.

“But I will be as obstinate as she can be,” thought the glover, “and she shall either marry Henry Smith without farther delay or old Simon Glover will know an excellent reason to the contrary.”

“But I will be just as stubborn as she can be,” thought the glover, “and she will either marry Henry Smith right away or old Simon Glover will have a really good reason against it.”

The subject was not renewed during the evening; but early on the next morning, just at sun rising, Catharine knelt before the bed in which her parent still slumbered. Her heart sobbed as if it would burst, and her tears fell thick upon her father’s face. The good old man awoke, looked up, crossed his child’s forehead, and kissed her affectionately.

The topic wasn’t brought up during the evening; but early the next morning, right at sunrise, Catharine knelt by the bed where her father was still sleeping. Her heart felt like it was going to burst, and her tears fell heavily on her father’s face. The kind old man woke up, looked up, blessed his daughter’s forehead, and kissed her lovingly.

“I understand thee, Kate,” he said; “thou art come to confession, and, I trust, art desirous to escape a heavy penance by being sincere.”

“I get you, Kate,” he said; “you’ve come to confess, and I hope you want to avoid a tough punishment by being honest.”

Catharine was silent for an instant.

Catharine was quiet for a moment.

“I need not ask, my father, if you remember the Carthusian monk, Clement, and his preachings and lessons; at which indeed you assisted so often, that you cannot be ignorant men called you one of his converts, and with greater justice termed me so likewise?”

“I don’t need to ask you, Dad, if you remember the Carthusian monk, Clement, and his sermons and teachings; you attended them so often that you must know people called you one of his converts, and with even more reason, they referred to me the same way?”

“I am aware of both,” said the old man, raising himself on his elbow; “but I defy foul fame to show that I ever owned him in any heretical proposition, though I loved to hear him talk of the corruptions of the church, the misgovernment of the nobles, and the wild ignorance of the poor, proving, as it seemed to me, that the sole virtue of our commonweal, its strength and its estimation, lay among the burgher craft of the better class, which I received as comfortable doctrine, and creditable to the town. And if he preached other than right doctrine, wherefore did his superiors in the Carthusian convent permit it? If the shepherds turn a wolf in sheep’s clothing into the flock, they should not blame the sheep for being worried.”

“I know both,” said the old man, propping himself up on his elbow; “but I challenge anyone to prove that I ever supported him in any heretical idea, even though I enjoyed listening to him discuss the church's corruption, the nobles' mismanagement, and the profound ignorance of the poor. It seemed to me that the true strength and value of our community lay with the skilled trades of the better class, which I accepted as a reassuring belief and a credit to the town. And if he preached anything other than the correct doctrine, then why did his superiors in the Carthusian convent allow it? If the leaders introduce a wolf in sheep’s clothing into the flock, they shouldn't blame the sheep for being frightened.”

“They endured his preaching, nay, they encouraged it,” said Catharine, “while the vices of the laity, the contentions of the nobles, and the oppression of the poor were the subject of his censure, and they rejoiced in the crowds who, attracted to the Carthusian church, forsook those of the other convents. But the hypocrites—for such they are—joined with the other fraternities in accusing their preacher Clement, when, passing from censuring the crimes of the state, he began to display the pride, ignorance, and luxury of the churchmen themselves—their thirst of power, their usurpation over men’s consciences, and their desire to augment their worldly wealth.”

“They put up with his preaching, and even supported it,” said Catharine, “as long as he focused on the sins of the common people, the disputes among the nobles, and the suffering of the poor. They celebrated the crowds who, drawn to the Carthusian church, left the other convents. But the hypocrites—because that’s what they are—joined the other groups in criticizing their preacher Clement when he shifted from pointing out the state's wrongs to revealing the pride, ignorance, and luxury of the church leaders themselves—their thirst for power, their control over people's beliefs, and their desire to increase their material wealth.”

“For God’s sake, Catharine,” said her father, “speak within doors: your voice rises in tone and your speech in bitterness, your eyes sparkle. It is owing to this zeal in what concerns you no more than others that malicious persons fix upon you the odious and dangerous name of a heretic.”

“For goodness’ sake, Catharine,” her father said, “speak inside: your voice is getting louder and your words more bitter, your eyes are sparkling. It’s because of this passion for things that don’t concern you more than they do others that spiteful people label you with that horrible and dangerous title of heretic.”

“You know I speak no more than what is truth,” said Catharine, “and which you yourself have avouched often.”

“You know I only speak the truth,” said Catharine, “and you have confirmed that many times yourself.”

“By needle and buckskin, no!” answered the glover, hastily. “Wouldst thou have me avouch what might cost me life and limb, land and goods? For a full commission hath been granted for taking and trying heretics, upon whom is laid the cause of all late tumults and miscarriages; wherefore, few words are best, wench. I am ever of mind with the old maker:

“By needle and leather, no!” replied the glover quickly. “Would you have me admit to something that might cost me my life, my property, and everything I have? A full commission has been given for capturing and trying heretics, who are blamed for all the recent unrest and failures; therefore, it’s best to keep things brief, girl. I always agree with the old saying:

“Since word is thrall and thought is free, Keep well thy tongue, I counsel thee.”

“Since words can enslave and thoughts are free, watch your tongue, I advise you.”

“The counsel comes too late, father,” answered Catharine, sinking down on a chair by her father’s bedside. “The words have been spoken and heard; and it is indited against Simon Glover, burgess in Perth, that he hath spoken irreverent discourses of the doctrines of Holy Church.”

“The advice comes too late, Dad,” Catharine replied, sitting down in a chair by her father’s bedside. “The things have already been said and heard; and it’s written against Simon Glover, a councilman in Perth, that he has spoken disrespectfully about the teachings of the Holy Church.”

“As I live by knife and needle,” interrupted Simon, “it is a lie! I never was so silly as to speak of what I understood not.”

“As I make my living with a knife and needle,” interrupted Simon, “it’s a lie! I was never foolish enough to talk about things I didn’t understand.”

“And hath slandered the anointed of the church, both regular and secular,” continued Catharine.

“And has slandered the anointed of the church, both regular and secular,” continued Catharine.

“Nay, I will never deny the truth,” said the glover: “an idle word I may have spoken at the ale bench, or over a pottle pot of wine, or in right sure company; but else, my tongue is not one to run my head into peril.”

“Nah, I will never deny the truth,” said the glover. “I may have said something careless at the pub, or over a pint of wine, or in good company; but otherwise, I’m not one to talk myself into trouble.”

“So you think, my dearest father; but your slightest language has been espied, your best meaning phrases have been perverted, and you are in dittay as a gross railer against church and churchmen, and for holding discourse against them with loose and profligate persons, such as the deceased Oliver Proudfute, the smith Henry of the Wynd, and others, set forth as commending the doctrines of Father Clement, whom they charge with seven rank heresies, and seek for with staff and spear, to try him to the death. But that,” said Catharine, kneeling, and looking upwards with the aspect of one of those beauteous saints whom the Catholics have given to the fine arts—“that they shall never do. He hath escaped from the net of the fowler; and, I thank Heaven, it was by my means.”

“So you think, my dearest father; but your slightest words have been noticed, your well-intended phrases have been twisted, and you are accused as a blatant critic of the church and its leaders, for engaging in conversations with immoral people like the late Oliver Proudfute, the smith Henry of the Wynd, and others, who promote the teachings of Father Clement, whom they accuse of seven serious heresies, seeking him with staff and spear to try him to the death. But that,” said Catharine, kneeling and looking up with the expression of one of those beautiful saints that Catholics have inspired in art—“that they shall never do. He has escaped from the trap of the hunter; and, I thank Heaven, it was by my efforts.”

“Thy means, girl—art thou mad?” said the amazed glover.

“Your means, girl—are you crazy?” said the surprised glover.

“I will not deny what I glory in,” answered Catharine: “it was by my means that Conachar was led to come hither with a party of men and carry off the old man, who is now far beyond the Highland line.”

“I won’t deny what I take pride in,” Catharine replied. “It was through my efforts that Conachar came here with a group of men and took the old man, who is now well beyond the Highland boundary.”

“Thou my rash—my unlucky child!” said the glover, “hast dared to aid the escape of one accused of heresy, and to invite Highlanders in arms to interfere with the administration of justice within burgh? Alas! thou hast offended both against the laws of the church and those of the realm. What—what would become of us, were this known?”

“Ah, my reckless—my unfortunate child!” said the glover, “you’ve dared to help someone accused of heresy and to invite armed Highlanders to interfere with the administration of justice in the town? Alas! You’ve offended both the laws of the church and those of the kingdom. What—what would happen to us if this were to come out?”

“It is known, my dear father,” said the maiden, firmly—“known even to those who will be the most willing avengers of the deed.”

“It is known, my dear father,” said the young woman, firmly—“known even to those who will be the most eager to avenge the act.”

“This must be some idle notion, Catharine, or some trick of those cogging priests and nuns; it accords not with thy late cheerful willingness to wed Henry Smith.”

“This must be some silly idea, Catharine, or some trick from those sneaky priests and nuns; it doesn’t match your recent eagerness to marry Henry Smith.”

“Alas! dearest father, remember the dismal surprise occasioned by his reported death, and the joyful amazement at finding him alive; and deem it not wonder if I permitted myself, under your protection, to say more than my reflection justified. But then I knew not the worst, and thought the danger exaggerated. Alas I was yesterday fearfully undeceived, when the abbess herself came hither, and with her the Dominican. They showed me the commission, under the broad seal of Scotland, for inquiring into and punishing heresy; they showed me your name and my own in a list of suspected persons; and it was with tears—real tears, that the abbess conjured me to avert a dreadful fate by a speedy retreat into the cloister, and that the monk pledged his word that you should not be molested if I complied.”

“Alas! Dearest father, remember the terrible shock when we heard about his supposed death, and the joy of finding out he was alive; don’t be surprised if I said more than I really meant while I was under your protection. Back then, I didn’t know the full truth and thought the danger was exaggerated. Unfortunately, I was cruelly awakened to the reality yesterday when the abbess herself came here, along with the Dominican. They showed me the official order, sealed with the broad seal of Scotland, to investigate and punish heresy; they pointed out your name and mine on a list of suspected individuals. With real tears, the abbess urged me to escape quickly into the cloister to avoid a terrible fate, and the monk promised that you wouldn’t be harmed if I agreed.”

“The foul fiend take them both for weeping crocodiles!” said the glover.

“The wicked devil take them both for crying crocodiles!” said the glover.

“Alas!” replied Catharine, “complaint or anger will little help us; but you see I have had real cause for this present alarm.”

“Unfortunately!” replied Catharine, “complaining or getting angry won’t help us much; but you can see I have a genuine reason for this current worry.”

“Alarm! call it utter ruin. Alas! my reckless child, where was your prudence when you ran headlong into such a snare?”

“Alarm! Call it complete disaster. Oh no! My reckless child, where was your common sense when you rushed straight into such a trap?”

“Hear me, father,” said Catharine; “there is still one mode of safety held out: it is one which I have often proposed, and for which I have in vain supplicated your permission.”

“Hear me, Dad,” said Catharine; “there’s still one way to be safe: it’s something I’ve often suggested, and I’ve asked for your permission in vain.”

“I understand you—the convent,” said her father. “But, Catharine, what abbess or prioress would dare—”

“I get what you're saying about the convent,” her father replied. “But, Catharine, which abbess or prioress would even dare—”

“That I will explain to you, father, and it will also show the circumstances which have made me seem unsteady of resolution to a degree which has brought censure upon me from yourself and others. Our confessor, old Father Francis, whom I chose from the Dominican convent at your command—”

“That I will explain to you, dad, and it will also show the circumstances that have made me seem indecisive to a degree that has drawn criticism from you and others. Our confessor, old Father Francis, whom I chose from the Dominican convent at your request—”

“Ay, truly,” interrupted the glover; “and I so counselled and commanded thee, in order to take off the report that thy conscience was altogether under the direction of Father Clement.”

“Yeah, really,” interrupted the glover; “and I advised and instructed you to do that so people would stop saying that your conscience was entirely under the influence of Father Clement.”

“Well, this Father Francis has at different times urged and provoked me to converse on such matters as he judged I was likely to learn something of from the Carthusian preacher. Heaven forgive me my blindness! I fell into the snare, spoke freely, and, as he argued gently, as one who would fain be convinced, I even spoke warmly in defence of what I believed devoutly. The confessor assumed not his real aspect and betrayed not his secret purpose until he had learned all that I had to tell him. It was then that he threatened me with temporal punishment and with eternal condemnation. Had his threats reached me alone, I could have stood firm; for their cruelty on earth I could have endured, and their power beyond this life I have no belief in.”

“Well, this Father Francis has at different times urged and pushed me to talk about things he thought I could learn from the Carthusian preacher. Heaven forgive me for my ignorance! I fell into the trap, spoke openly, and, as he gently argued, acting as if he really wanted to be convinced, I even passionately defended what I truly believed. The confessor didn't reveal his true nature or hidden agenda until he had heard everything I had to say. It was then that he threatened me with punishment in this life and eternal damnation. If his threats had been directed at me alone, I could have stayed strong; for the cruelty he threatened in this life I could have endured, and I don't believe in any power beyond this life.”

“For Heaven’s sake!” said the glover, who was well nigh beside himself at perceiving at every new word the increasing extremity of his daughter’s danger, “beware of blaspheming the Holy Church, whose arms are as prompt to strike as her ears are sharp to hear.”

“For heaven’s sake!” said the glover, who was almost beside himself as he realized with every new word how serious his daughter’s danger was, “be careful not to blaspheme the Holy Church, whose arms are as quick to strike as her ears are sharp to hear.”

“To me,” said the Maid of Perth, again looking up, “the terrors of the threatened denunciations would have been of little avail; but when they spoke of involving thee, my father, in the charge against me, I own I trembled, and desired to compromise. The Abbess Martha, of Elcho nunnery, being my mother’s kinswoman, I told her my distresses, and obtained her promise that she would receive me, if, renouncing worldly love and thoughts of wedlock, I would take the veil in her sisterhood. She had conversation on the topic, I doubt not, with the Dominican Francis, and both joined in singing the same song.

“To me,” said the Maid of Perth, looking up again, “the threats didn’t really scare me. But when they said they would involve you, my father, in the accusations against me, I have to admit I felt scared and wanted to find a way out. Abbess Martha, from the Elcho nunnery, being my mother’s relative, I shared my troubles with her and got her promise that she would take me in if I agreed to abandon worldly love and thoughts of marriage and take the vows in her convent. I’m sure she talked about it with the Dominican Francis, and they both sang the same tune.”

“‘Remain in the world,’ said they, ‘and thy father and thou shall be brought to trial as heretics; assume the veil, and the errors of both shall be forgiven and cancelled.’ They spoke not even of recantation of errors of doctrine: all should be peace if I would but enter the convent.”

“‘Stay in the world,’ they said, ‘and you and your father will be put on trial as heretics; put on the veil, and the mistakes of both of you will be forgiven and erased.’ They didn't even mention recanting any doctrinal errors: everything would be fine if I would just join the convent.”

“I doubt not—I doubt not,” said Simon: “the old glover is thought rich, and his wealth would follow his daughter to the convent of Elcho, unless what the Dominicans might claim as their own share. So this was thy call to the veil, these thy objections to Henry Wynd?”

“I have no doubt—I have no doubt,” said Simon. “People think the old glover is wealthy, and his riches would go with his daughter to the convent of Elcho, unless the Dominicans claim their share. So this was your reason for taking the veil, and these were your objections to Henry Wynd?”

“Indeed, father, the course was urged on all hands, nor did my own mind recoil from it. Sir John Ramorny threatened me with the powerful vengeance of the young Prince, if I continued to repel his wicked suit; and as for poor Henry, it is but of late that I have discovered, to my own surprise—that—that I love his virtues more than I dislike his faults. Alas! the discovery has only been made to render my quitting the world more difficult than when I thought I had thee only to regret.”

“Really, dad, everyone was pushing for it, and I didn’t resist either. Sir John Ramorny warned me about the young Prince’s powerful wrath if I kept turning down his wicked advances; and as for poor Henry, I’ve only recently realized, to my own surprise—that—I care more for his good qualities than I dislike his flaws. Unfortunately, this realization has just made it harder for me to leave the world behind than when I thought I only had you to miss.”

She rested her head on her hand and wept bitterly.

She rested her head on her hand and cried intensely.

“All this is folly,” said the glover. “Never was there an extremity so pinching, but what a wise man might find counsel if he was daring enough to act upon it. This has never been the land or the people over whom priests could rule in the name of Rome, without their usurpation being controlled. If they are to punish each honest burgher who says the monks love gold, and that the lives of some of them cry shame upon the doctrines they teach, why, truly, Stephen Smotherwell will not lack employment; and if all foolish maidens are to be secluded from the world because they follow the erring doctrines of a popular preaching friar, they must enlarge the nunneries and receive their inmates on slighter composition. Our privileges have been often defended against the Pope himself by our good monarchs of yore, and when he pretended to interfere with the temporal government of the kingdom, there wanted not a Scottish Parliament who told him his duty in a letter that should have been written in letters of gold. I have seen the epistle myself, and though I could not read it, the very sight of the seals of the right reverend prelates and noble and true barons which hung at it made my heart leap for joy. Thou shouldst not have kept this secret, my child—but it is no time to tax thee with thy fault. Go down, get me some food. I will mount instantly, and go to our Lord Provost and have his advice, and, as I trust, his protection and that of other true hearted Scottish nobles, who will not see a true man trodden down for an idle word.”

“All this is nonsense,” said the glover. “There has never been a tough situation that a wise person couldn't find advice for if they were bold enough to take action. This has never been a country or a people that priests could rule on behalf of Rome without their power being kept in check. If they’re going to punish every honest citizen who claims that the monks love money, and that some of their lives contradict the teachings they preach, then truly, Stephen Smotherwell will have plenty of work; and if all the naive young women are to be shut away because they follow the misguided teachings of a popular preaching friar, they’ll need to expand the convents and take in their residents with less strict requirements. Our rights have often been defended against the Pope himself by our good kings of the past, and when he tried to meddle in the kingdom's affairs, there was always a Scottish Parliament that told him his place in a letter that deserved to be written in gold letters. I have seen this letter myself, and even though I couldn’t read it, the sight of the seals of the high-ranking bishops and noble and loyal barons attached to it made my heart leap with joy. You shouldn’t have kept this secret from me, my child—but it’s not the time to blame you for your mistake. Go down and get me some food. I will gear up right away and go to our Lord Provost for his advice, and, as I hope, his protection and that of other true-hearted Scottish nobles, who won’t let an honest man be trampled for a careless word.”

“Alas! my father,” said Catharine, “it was even this impetuosity which I dreaded. I knew if I made my plaint to you there would soon be fire and feud, as if religion, though sent to us by the Father of peace, were fit only to be the mother of discord; and hence I could now—even now—give up the world, and retire with my sorrow among the sisters of Elcho, would you but let me be the sacrifice. Only, father—comfort poor Henry when we are parted for ever; and do not—do not let him think of me too harshly. Say Catharine will never vex him more by her remonstrances, but that she will never forget him in her prayers.”

“Dad,” Catharine said, “this is exactly what I was afraid of. I knew that if I came to you with my concerns, it would lead to conflict and animosity, as if religion—meant to bring us peace—was only going to cause division. Because of this, I could now give up everything and retreat with my sadness among the sisters of Elcho, if only you would allow me to be the one to make that sacrifice. But please, Dad—comfort poor Henry when we are separated for good; and don’t—please don’t—let him think badly of me. Tell him that Catharine will never bother him again with her complaints, but that she will always keep him in her prayers.”

“The girl hath a tongue that would make a Saracen weep,” said her father, his own eyes sympathising with those of his daughter. “But I will not yield way to this combination between the nun and the priest to rob me of my only child. Away with you, girl, and let me don my clothes; and prepare yourself to obey me in what I may have to recommend for your safety. Get a few clothes together, and what valuables thou hast; also, take the keys of my iron box, which poor Henry Smith gave me, and divide what gold you find into two portions; put the one into a purse for thyself, and the other into the quilted girdle which I made on purpose to wear on journeys. Thus both shall be provided, in case fate should sunder us; in which event, God send the whirlwind may take the withered leaf and spare the green one! Let them make ready my horse instantly, and the white jennet that I bought for thee but a day since, hoping to see thee ride to St. John’s Kirk with maids and matrons, as blythe a bride as ever crossed the holy threshold. But it skills not talking. Away, and remember that the saints help those who are willing to help themselves. Not a word in answer; begone, I say—no wilfullness now. The pilot in calm weather will let a sea boy trifle with the rudder; but, by my soul, when winds howl and waves arise, he stands by the helm himself. Away—no reply.”

“The girl has a voice that would make anyone cry,” said her father, his own eyes mirroring his daughter’s emotion. “But I won’t let this scheme between the nun and the priest take away my only child. Go on, girl, and let me get dressed; prepare to follow my instructions for your safety. Gather some clothes and any valuables you have; also, take the keys to my iron box that poor Henry Smith gave me, and split any gold you find into two parts; put one in a purse for yourself, and the other into the quilted belt I made for traveling. This way, both of us will be ready in case we get separated; and if that happens, may the storm take the withered leaf but spare the green one! Get my horse ready right away, along with the white mare I bought for you just a day ago, hoping to see you ride to St. John’s Kirk as happy a bride as ever crossed the holy threshold. But there’s no time for talk. Go, and remember that the saints help those who help themselves. Don’t say a word in reply; just go—no arguing now. The captain may allow a cabin boy to play with the steering in calm waters, but by God, when the storm hits and the waves rise, he takes the wheel himself. Go—no more discussion.”

Catharine left the room to execute, as well as she might, the commands of her father, who, gentle in disposition and devotedly attached to his child, suffered her often, as it seemed, to guide and rule both herself and him; yet who, as she knew, was wont to claim filial obedience and exercise parental authority with sufficient strictness when the occasion seemed to require an enforcement of domestic discipline.

Catharine left the room to carry out, as best as she could, her father’s wishes. He was kind-hearted and deeply attached to her, which often allowed her to lead and manage both herself and him. However, she knew that he expected her to be obedient and would assert his parental authority with enough firmness whenever it seemed necessary to maintain order at home.

While the fair Catharine was engaged in executing her father’s behests, and the good old glover was hastily attiring himself, as one who was about to take a journey, a horse’s tramp was heard in the narrow street. The horseman was wrapped in his riding cloak, having the cape of it drawn up, as if to hide the under part of his face, while his bonnet was pulled over his brows, and a broad plume obscured his upper features. He sprung from the saddle, and Dorothy had scarce time to reply to his inquiries that the glover was in his bedroom, ere the stranger had ascended the stair and entered the sleeping apartment. Simon, astonished and alarmed, and disposed to see in this early visitant an apparitor or sumner come to attach him and his daughter, was much relieved when, as the stranger doffed the bonnet and threw the skirt of the mantle from his face, he recognised the knightly provost of the Fair City, a visit from whom at any time was a favour of no ordinary degree, but, being made at such an hour, had something marvellous, and, connected with the circumstances of the times, even alarming.

While the beautiful Catharine was busy carrying out her father's wishes, and the old glover was hurriedly getting dressed as if preparing for a journey, the sound of a horse's hoofs echoed in the narrow street. The rider was wrapped in a riding cloak, with the hood pulled up to conceal the lower part of his face, while his cap was pulled down over his eyebrows, and a large feather hid his upper features. He quickly dismounted, and Dorothy barely had time to tell him that the glover was in his bedroom before the stranger rushed up the stairs and into the sleeping quarters. Simon, surprised and worried, thinking this early visitor might be an officer or summons sent to arrest him and his daughter, felt greatly relieved when the stranger removed his cap and pulled back his cloak, revealing the knightly provost of the Fair City. A visit from him at any time was an unusual honor, but coming at such an hour had an air of the extraordinary, and given the current events, even felt somewhat alarming.

“Sir Patrick Charteris!” said the glover. “This high honour done to your poor beadsman—”

“Sir Patrick Charteris!” said the glover. “This great honor you've given to your humble beadsman—”

“Hush!” said the knight, “there is no time for idle civilities. I came hither because a man is, in trying occasions, his own safest page, and I can remain no longer than to bid thee fly, good glover, since warrants are to be granted this day in council for the arrest of thy daughter and thee, under charge of heresy; and delay will cost you both your liberty for certain, and perhaps your lives.”

“Hush!” said the knight, “there’s no time for small talk. I came here because in tough situations, a man is his own best protector, and I can’t stay longer than to tell you to run, good glover, since warrants are going to be issued today in council for the arrest of you and your daughter on charges of heresy; and waiting will definitely cost you both your freedom, and possibly your lives.”

“I have heard something of such a matter,” said the glover, “and was this instant setting forth to Kinfauns to plead my innocence of this scandalous charge, to ask your lordship’s counsel, and to implore your protection.”

“I’ve heard something about that,” said the glover, “and I was just about to head to Kinfauns to defend myself against this outrageous accusation, to seek your lordship’s advice, and to ask for your protection.”

“Thy innocence, friend Simon, will avail thee but little before prejudiced judges; my advice is, in one word, to fly, and wait for happier times. As for my protection, we must tarry till the tide turns ere it will in any sort avail thee. But if thou canst lie concealed for a few days or weeks, I have little doubt that the churchmen, who, by siding with the Duke of Albany in court intrigue, and by alleging the decay of the purity of Catholic doctrine as the sole cause of the present national misfortunes, have, at least for the present hour, an irresistible authority over the King, will receive a check. In the mean while, however, know that King Robert hath not only given way to this general warrant for inquisition after heresy, but hath confirmed the Pope’s nomination of Henry Wardlaw to be Archbishop of St. Andrews and Primate of Scotland; thus yielding to Rome those freedoms and immunities of the Scottish Church which his ancestors, from the time of Malcolm Canmore, have so boldly defended. His brave fathers would have rather subscribed a covenant with the devil than yielded in such a matter to the pretensions of Rome.”

“Your innocence, friend Simon, won't get you far with biased judges; my advice is simple: run and wait for better times. As for my protection, we need to hold off until the situation changes before it can help you at all. But if you can hide out for a few days or weeks, I’m confident that the church leaders, who have aligned with the Duke of Albany in court politics and claim that the decline of true Catholic doctrine is the main reason for the country’s current troubles, now hold considerable power over the King, will be challenged. In the meantime, understand that King Robert has not only allowed this sweeping warrant for investigating heresy, but he has also backed the Pope’s appointment of Henry Wardlaw as Archbishop of St. Andrews and Primate of Scotland; in doing so, he has surrendered to Rome the rights and privileges of the Scottish Church that his ancestors, since Malcolm Canmore’s time, have fiercely defended. His noble forebears would have rather made a pact with the devil than yield to Rome on such an issue.”

“Alas, and what remedy?”

"Sadly, what’s the solution?"

“None, old man, save in some sudden court change,” said Sir Patrick. “The King is but like a mirror, which, having no light itself, reflects back with equal readiness any which is placed near to it for the time. Now, although the Douglas is banded with Albany, yet the Earl is unfavourable to the high claims of those domineering priests, having quarrelled with them about the exactions which his retinue hath raised on the Abbot of Arbroath. He will come back again with a high hand, for report says the Earl of March hath fled before him. When he returns we shall have a changed world, for his presence will control Albany; especially as many nobles, and I myself, as I tell you in confidence, are resolved to league with him to defend the general right. Thy exile, therefore, will end with his return to our court. Thou hast but to seek thee some temporary hiding place.”

“None, old man, except for some sudden change in the court,” said Sir Patrick. “The King is like a mirror that, having no light of its own, reflects back whatever light is nearby for the moment. Now, although the Douglas is allied with Albany, the Earl is against the high claims of those controlling priests because he has clashed with them over the demands his followers have made from the Abbot of Arbroath. He will come back with great force, as reports say the Earl of March has fled before him. When he returns, the world will change, as his presence will dominate Albany; especially since many nobles, including myself, as I share with you in confidence, are determined to join forces with him to protect our common rights. Therefore, your exile will end with his return to our court. You just need to find some temporary hiding place.”

“For that, my lord,” said the glover, “I can be at no loss, since I have just title to the protection of the high Highland chief, Gilchrist MacIan, chief of the Clan Quhele.”

“For that, my lord,” said the glover, “I’m certain, since I have every right to the protection of the high Highland chief, Gilchrist MacIan, chief of the Clan Quhele.”

“Nay, if thou canst take hold of his mantle thou needs no help of any one else: neither Lowland churchman nor layman finds a free course of justice beyond the Highland frontier.”

“Nah, if you can grab his cloak, you don’t need anyone else’s help: neither a Lowland clergyman nor a common person finds real justice beyond the Highland border.”

“But then my child, noble sir—my Catharine?” said the glover.

“But then my child, noble sir—my Catharine?” said the glover.

“Let her go with thee, man. The graddan cake will keep her white teeth in order, the goat’s whey will make the blood spring to her cheek again, which these alarms have banished and even the Fair Maiden of Perth may sleep soft enough on a bed of Highland breckan.”

“Let her go with you, man. The graddan cake will keep her white teeth in shape, the goat’s whey will bring the color back to her cheeks, which these scares have robbed her of, and even the Fair Maiden of Perth can sleep peacefully enough on a bed of Highland bracken.”

“It is not from such idle respects, my lord, that I hesitate,” said the glover. “Catharine is the daughter of a plain burgher, and knows not nicety of food or lodging. But the son of MacIan hath been for many years a guest in my house, and I am obliged to say that I have observed him looking at my daughter, who is as good as a betrothed bride, in a manner that, though I cared not for it in this lodging in Curfew Street, would give me some fear of consequences in a Highland glen, where I have no friend and Conachar many.”

“It’s not because of any idle concerns, my lord, that I hesitate,” said the glover. “Catharine is the daughter of an ordinary townsman and isn’t used to fancy food or accommodations. But the son of MacIan has been a guest in my home for many years, and I have to say that I’ve noticed him looking at my daughter, who is practically engaged, in a way that, while I didn’t mind it in this place on Curfew Street, makes me worry about the potential consequences in a Highland glen, where I have no allies and Conachar has plenty.”

The knightly provost replied by a long whistle. “Whew! whew! Nay, in that case, I advise thee to send her to the nunnery at Elcho, where the abbess, if I forget not, is some relation of yours. Indeed, she said so herself, adding, that she loved her kinswoman well, together with all that belongs to thee, Simon.”

The knightly provost responded with a long whistle. “Wow! No, in that case, I suggest you send her to the nunnery at Elcho, where the abbess, if I remember correctly, is some sort of relative of yours. In fact, she mentioned it herself, saying that she has a lot of affection for her relative, along with everything that belongs to you, Simon.”

“Truly, my lord, I do believe that the abbess hath so much regard for me, that she would willingly receive the trust of my daughter, and my whole goods and gear, into her sisterhood. Marry, her affection is something of a tenacious character, and would be loth to unloose its hold, either upon the wench or her tocher.”

“Honestly, my lord, I really believe that the abbess cares for me enough that she would gladly take my daughter and all my possessions into her group. Truly, her affection is quite strong, and she would be reluctant to let go, whether it’s of the girl or her dowry.”

“Whew—whew!” again whistled the Knight of Kinfauns; “by the Thane’s Cross, man, but this is an ill favoured pirn to wind: Yet it shall never be said the fairest maid in the Fair City was cooped up in a convent, like a kain hen in a cavey, and she about to be married to the bold burgess Henry Wynd. That tale shall not be told while I wear belt and spurs, and am called Provost of Perth.”

“Wow—wow!” whistled the Knight of Kinfauns again; “By the Thane’s Cross, man, but this is a tough situation to deal with: Still, it will never be said that the prettiest girl in the Fair City was locked away in a convent like some old hen in a cage, especially when she’s about to marry the brave merchant Henry Wynd. That story won’t be told while I’m wearing my belt and spurs and am known as the Provost of Perth.”

“But what remede, my lord?” asked the glover.

“But what remedy, my lord?” asked the glover.

“We must all take our share of the risk. Come, get you and your daughter presently to horse. You shall ride with me, and we’ll see who dare gloom at you. The summons is not yet served on thee, and if they send an apparitor to Kinfauns without a warrant under the King’s own hand, I make mine avow, by the Red Rover’s soul! that he shall eat his writ, both wax and wether skin. To horse—to horse! and,” addressing Catharine, as she entered at the moment, “you too, my pretty maid—

“We all need to share the risk. Come on, get you and your daughter ready to ride. You’ll ride with me, and we’ll see who dares to frown at you. The summons hasn't been delivered to you yet, and if they send an officer to Kinfauns without a warrant signed by the King himself, I swear, by the Red Rover’s soul! that he will have to eat his writ, both wax and sheep skin. To horse—to horse! and,” addressing Catharine, as she walked in at that moment, “you too, my lovely girl—

“To horse, and fear not for your quarters; They thrive in law that trust in Charters.”

“To horse, and don’t worry about your accommodations; They do well in law who trust in Charters.”

In a minute or two the father and daughter were on horseback, both keeping an arrow’s flight before the provost, by his direction, that they might not seem to be of the same company. They passed the eastern gate in some haste, and rode forward roundly until they were out of sight. Sir Patrick followed leisurely; but, when he was lost to the view of the warders, he spurred his mettled horse, and soon came up with the glover and Catharine, when a conversation ensued which throws light upon some previous passages of this history.

In a minute or two, the father and daughter were on horseback, keeping a short distance ahead of the provost as he instructed, so they wouldn’t appear to be part of the same group. They hurried through the eastern gate and rode steadily until they were out of sight. Sir Patrick followed at a relaxed pace, but once he was out of the warders' view, he urged his spirited horse to catch up with the glover and Catharine, leading to a conversation that sheds light on some earlier events in this story.





CHAPTER XXVI.

     Hail, land of bowmen! seed of those who scorn’d
     To stoop the neck to wide imperial Rome—
     Oh, dearest half of Albion sea walled!

     Albania (1737).
     Hail, land of archers! Descendants of those who refused
     To bow their neck to the vast empire of Rome—
     Oh, beloved half of Albion, protected by the sea!

     Albania (1737).

“I have been devising a mode,” said the well meaning provost, “by which I may make you both secure for a week or two from the malice of your enemies, when I have little doubt I may see a changed world at court. But that I may the better judge what is to be done, tell me frankly, Simon, the nature of your connexion with Gilchrist MacIan, which leads you to repose such implicit confidence in him. You are a close observer of the rules of the city, and are aware of the severe penalties which they denounce against such burghers as have covine and alliance with the Highland clans.”

“I’ve been thinking of a way,” said the well-meaning provost, “to keep you both safe for a week or two from the hostility of your enemies, especially since I’m pretty sure things will be different at court soon. But to better understand what needs to be done, please tell me honestly, Simon, what your relationship is with Gilchrist MacIan that makes you trust him so completely. You’re very familiar with the city’s regulations and you know the harsh penalties imposed on any townspeople who engage in dealings or alliances with the Highland clans.”

“True, my lord; but it is also known to you that our craft, working in skins of cattle, stags, and every other description of hides, have a privilege, and are allowed to transact with those Highlanders, as with the men who can most readily supply us with the means of conducting our trade, to the great profit of the burgh. Thus it hath chanced with me to have great dealings with these men; and I can take it on my salvation, that you nowhere find more just and honourable traffickers, or by whom a man may more easily make an honest penny. I have made in my day several distant journeys into the far Highlands, upon the faith of their chiefs; nor did I ever meet with a people more true to their word, when you can once prevail upon them to plight it in your behalf. And as for the Highland chief, Gilchrist MacIan, saving that he is hasty in homicide and fire raising towards those with whom he hath deadly feud, I have nowhere seen a man who walketh a more just and upright path.”

“That's true, my lord; but you also know that our trade, dealing with the skins of cattle, stags, and all kinds of hides, has a special privilege. We’re allowed to do business with those Highlanders, who can most easily provide us with what we need for our trade, greatly benefiting the town. Because of this, I’ve made significant deals with these people; and I can honestly say that you won’t find more fair and honorable traders anywhere else, or anyone with whom you can make an honest profit more easily. I’ve undertaken several long trips into the distant Highlands, trusting their leaders; and I have never encountered a group more true to their word, once you manage to get them to pledge it for you. As for the Highland chief, Gilchrist MacIan, except for his tendency towards violence and arson against those he has a deadly feud with, I’ve never seen a man who follows a more just and upright path.”

“It is more than ever I heard before,” said Sir Patrick Charteris. “Yet I have known something of the Highland runagates too.”

“It’s more than I’ve ever heard before,” said Sir Patrick Charteris. “But I’ve also known a bit about the Highland outcasts.”

“They show another favour, and a very different one, to their friends than to their enemies, as your lordship shall understand,” said the glover. “However, be that as it may, it chanced me to serve Gilchrist MacIan in a high matter. It is now about eighteen years since, that it chanced, the Clan Quhele and Clan Chattan being at feud, as indeed they are seldom at peace, the former sustained such a defeat as well nigh extirpated the family of their chief MacIan. Seven of his sons were slain in battle and after it, himself put to flight, and his castle taken and given to the flames. His wife, then near the time of giving birth to an infant, fled into the forest, attended by one faithful servant and his daughter. Here, in sorrow and care enough, she gave birth to a boy; and as the misery of the mother’s condition rendered her little able to suckle the infant, he was nursed with the milk of a doe, which the forester who attended her contrived to take alive in a snare. It was not many months afterwards that, in a second encounter of these fierce clans, MacIan defeated his enemies in his turn, and regained possession of the district which he had lost. It was with unexpected rapture that he found his wife and child were in existence, having never expected to see more of them than the bleached bones, from which the wolves and wildcats had eaten the flesh.

“They show one kind of favor to their friends and a completely different one to their enemies, as your lordship will understand,” said the glover. “Regardless, I had the chance to serve Gilchrist MacIan in an important matter. About eighteen years ago, Clan Quhele and Clan Chattan were feuding, as they rarely have peace, and the former suffered a defeat that nearly wiped out the family of their chief, MacIan. Seven of his sons were killed in battle, and he was forced to flee, his castle taken and burned to the ground. His wife, who was about to give birth, ran into the forest with one loyal servant and his daughter. Amid her pain and distress, she gave birth to a boy; and since the mother was too weak to nurse him, he was fed with the milk of a doe, captured alive by the forester who was with her. Not many months later, during another clash between these fierce clans, MacIan defeated his enemies and reclaimed the land he had lost. He was overjoyed to discover that his wife and child were alive, having never expected to see anything more than their bleached bones, which the wolves and wildcats had devoured.”

“But a strong and prevailing prejudice, such as is often entertained by these wild people, prevented their chief from enjoying the full happiness arising from having thus regained his only son in safety. An ancient prophecy was current among them, that the power of the tribe should fall by means of a boy born under a bush of holly and suckled by a white doe. The circumstance, unfortunately for the chief, tallied exactly with the birth of the only child which remained to him, and it was demanded of him by the elders of the clan, that the boy should be either put to death or at least removed from the dominions of the tribe and brought up in obscurity. Gilchrist MacIan was obliged to consent and having made choice of the latter proposal, the child, under the name of Conachar, was brought up in my family, with the purpose, as was at first intended, of concealing from him all knowledge who or what he was, or of his pretensions to authority over a numerous and warlike people. But, as years rolled on, the elders of the tribe, who had exerted so much authority, were removed by death, or rendered incapable of interfering in the public affairs by age; while, on the other hand, the influence of Gilchrist MacIan was increased by his successful struggles against the Clan Chattan, in which he restored the equality betwixt the two contending confederacies, which had existed before the calamitous defeat of which I told your honour. Feeling himself thus firmly seated, he naturally became desirous to bring home his only son to his bosom and family; and for that purpose caused me to send the young Conachar, as he was called, more than once to the Highlands. He was a youth expressly made, by his form and gallantry of bearing, to gain a father’s heart. At length, I suppose the lad either guessed the secret of his birth or something of it was communicated to him; and the disgust which the paughty Hieland varlet had always shown for my honest trade became more manifest; so that I dared not so much as lay my staff over his costard, for fear of receiving a stab with a dirk, as an answer in Gaelic to a Saxon remark. It was then that I wished to be well rid of him, the rather that he showed so much devotion to Catharine, who, forsooth, set herself up to wash the Ethiopian, and teach a wild Hielandmnan mercy and morals. She knows herself how it ended.”

“But a strong and deep-rooted prejudice, often held by these wild people, kept their chief from fully enjoying the happiness of having safely brought back his only son. An old prophecy circulated among them, claiming that the tribe would lose its power due to a boy born under a holly bush and raised by a white doe. Unfortunately for the chief, this aligned perfectly with the birth of his remaining child, and the clan elders insisted that he either kill the boy or at least remove him from the tribe's territory and raise him in secrecy. Gilchrist MacIan had to agree, choosing the latter option. The child, named Conachar, was raised in my household, with the original intention of keeping him unaware of his true identity and claims to leadership over a large, fierce tribe. But as time went on, the elders who had wielded so much power passed away or aged into irrelevance, while Gilchrist MacIan's influence grew due to his successful battles against Clan Chattan, restoring the balance between the two rival groups that had existed before the disastrous defeat I mentioned earlier. Feeling secure in his position, he naturally wanted to bring his only son back to his family. To that end, he had me send young Conachar, as he was called, to the Highlands several times. The boy had the looks and charisma to win any father's heart. Eventually, I think the lad either figured out the truth about his birth or someone let him in on it. His disdain for my honest trade became even more evident, making me reluctant to even lightly reprimand him, fearing he'd retaliate with a dirk in response to a Saxon remark. At that point, I wanted to be rid of him, especially since he was so devoted to Catharine, who, mind you, took it upon herself to teach a wild Highlander about compassion and morals. She knows how that turned out.”

“Nay, my father,” said Catharine, “it was surely but a point of charity to snatch the brand from the burning.”

“Nah, Dad,” Catharine said, “it was definitely just an act of kindness to grab the brand from the fire.”

“But a small point of wisdom,” said her father, “to risk the burning of your own fingers for such an end. What says my lord to the matter?”

“But here’s a small piece of advice,” her father said, “to risk burning your own fingers for such a goal. What does my lord think about it?”

“My lord would not offend the Fair Maid of Perth,” said Sir Patrick; “and he knows well the purity and truth of her mind. And yet I must needs say that, had this nursling of the doe been shrivelled, haggard, cross made, and red haired, like some Highlanders I have known, I question if the Fair Maiden of Perth would have bestowed so much zeal upon his conversion; and if Catharine had been as aged, wrinkled, and bent by years as the old woman that opened the door for me this morning, I would wager my gold spurs against a pair of Highland brogues that this wild roebuck would never have listened to a second lecture. You laugh, glover, and Catharine blushes a blush of anger. Let it pass, it is the way of the world.”

“My lord wouldn’t offend the Fair Maid of Perth,” said Sir Patrick; “and he knows well the purity and honesty of her heart. And yet I must say that if this pampered kid had been shriveled, haggard, grumpy, and red-haired like some Highlanders I’ve known, I wonder if the Fair Maiden of Perth would have been so eager to convert him; and if Catharine had been as old, wrinkled, and bent by age as the old woman who opened the door for me this morning, I would bet my gold spurs against a pair of Highland shoes that this wild buck wouldn’t have listened to a second lecture. You laugh, glover, and Catharine turns red with anger. Let it go; that’s just how the world is.”

“The way in which the men of the world esteem their neighbours, my lord,” answered Catharine, with some spirit.

“The way the men in the world value their neighbors, my lord,” answered Catharine, with some spirit.

“Nay, fair saint, forgive a jest,” said the knight; “and thou, Simon, tell us how this tale ended—with Conachar’s escape to the Highlands, I suppose?”

“Come on, lovely saint, forgive the joke,” said the knight; “and you, Simon, tell us how this story ended—with Conachar escaping to the Highlands, I assume?”

“With his return thither,” said the glover. “There was, for some two or three years, a fellow about Perth, a sort of messenger, who came and went under divers pretences, but was, in fact, the means of communication between Gilchrist MacIan and his son, young Conachar, or, as he is now called, Hector. From this gillie I learned, in general, that the banishment of the dault an neigh dheil, or foster child of the white doe, was again brought under consideration of the tribe. His foster father, Torquil of the Oak, the old forester, appeared with eight sons, the finest men of the clan, and demanded that the doom of banishment should be revoked. He spoke with the greater authority, as he was himself taishatar, or a seer, and supposed to have communication with the invisible world. He affirmed that he had performed a magical ceremony, termed tine egan, by which he evoked a fiend, from whom he extorted a confession that Conachar, now called Eachin, or Hector, MacIan, was the only man in the approaching combat between the two hostile clans who should come off without blood or blemish. Hence Torquil of the Oak argued that the presence of the fated person was necessary to ensure the victory. ‘So much I am possessed of this,’ said the forester, ‘that, unless Eachin fight in his place in the ranks of the Clan Quhele, neither I, his foster father, nor any of my eight sons will lift a weapon in the quarrel.’

“With his return there,” said the glover. “For about two or three years, there was a guy in Perth, a kind of messenger, who came and went under various pretenses but was actually the connection between Gilchrist MacIan and his son, young Conachar, or as he’s now called, Hector. From this servant, I learned that the banishment of the foster child of the white doe was once again being discussed by the tribe. His foster father, Torquil of the Oak, the old forester, showed up with eight sons, the strongest men of the clan, and demanded that the banishment be lifted. He spoke with extra authority since he was a seer and was thought to have connections with the invisible world. He claimed he had performed a magical ritual called tine egan, during which he summoned a spirit and made it confess that Conachar, now called Eachin, or Hector, MacIan, was the only person in the upcoming battle between the two rival clans who would come out unscathed. Therefore, Torquil of the Oak argued that the presence of this destined person was essential for victory. ‘I believe this so strongly,’ said the forester, ‘that unless Eachin fights in his place in the ranks of Clan Quhele, neither I, his foster father, nor any of my eight sons will raise a weapon in this feud.’”

“This speech was received with much alarm; for the defection of nine men, the stoutest of their tribe, would be a serious blow, more especially if the combat, as begins to be rumoured, should be decided by a small number from each side. The ancient superstition concerning the foster son of the white doe was counterbalanced by a new and later prejudice, and the father took the opportunity of presenting to the clan his long hidden son, whose youthful, but handsome and animated, countenance, haughty carriage, and active limbs excited the admiration of the clansmen, who joyfully received him as the heir and descendant of their chief, notwithstanding the ominous presage attending his birth and nurture.

“This speech was met with great concern; the departure of nine men, the strongest of their tribe, would be a significant setback, especially if the battle, as is starting to be rumored, would be fought with only a small number from each side. The old superstition about the foster son of the white doe was offset by a new, more recent bias, and the father took the chance to introduce to the clan his long-hidden son, whose youthful yet handsome and lively face, proud posture, and athletic build captured the admiration of the clansmen, who joyfully embraced him as the heir and descendant of their chief, despite the ominous signs surrounding his birth and upbringing.

“From this tale, my lord,” continued Simon Glover, “your lordship may easily conceive why I myself should be secure of a good reception among the Clan Quhele; and you may also have reason to judge that it would be very rash in me to carry Catharine thither. And this, noble lord, is the heaviest of my troubles.”

“From this story, my lord,” Simon Glover continued, “you can easily understand why I would be welcomed among the Clan Quhele; and you might also think it would be quite reckless of me to take Catharine there. And this, noble lord, is my biggest worry.”

“We shall lighten the load, then,” said Sir Patrick; “and, good glover, I will take risk for thee and this damsel. My alliance with the Douglas gives me some interest with Marjory, Duchess of Rothsay, his daughter, the neglected wife of our wilful Prince. Rely on it, good glover, that in her retinue thy daughter will be as secure as in a fenced castle. The Duchess keeps house now at Falkland, a castle which the Duke of Albany, to whom it belongs, has lent to her for her accommodation. I cannot promise you pleasure, Fair Maiden; for the Duchess Marjory of Rothsay is unfortunate, and therefore splenetic, haughty, and overbearing; conscious of the want of attractive qualities, therefore jealous of those women who possess them. But she is firm in faith and noble in spirit, and would fling Pope or prelate into the ditch of her castle who should come to arrest any one under her protection. You will therefore have absolute safety, though you may lack comfort.”

“We’ll lighten the load, then,” said Sir Patrick; “and, good glover, I will take the risk for you and this lady. My connection with the Douglas gives me some influence with Marjory, Duchess of Rothsay, his daughter, the overlooked wife of our headstrong Prince. Trust me, good glover, in her entourage your daughter will be as safe as in a fortified castle. The Duchess is currently residing at Falkland, a castle that belongs to the Duke of Albany, who has lent it to her for her stay. I can't promise you joy, Fair Maiden; for Duchess Marjory of Rothsay is unfortunate, and thus tends to be moody, proud, and rude; aware of her lack of appealing traits, she is envious of those who have them. But she is steadfast in her beliefs and noble in spirit, and would throw any pope or bishop into the ditch of her castle if they tried to arrest anyone under her protection. So you will have complete safety, even if you may miss comfort.”

“I have no title to more,” said Catharine; “and deeply do I feel the kindness that is willing to secure me such honourable protection. If she be haughty, I will remember she is a Douglas, and hath right, as being such, to entertain as much pride as may become a mortal; if she be fretful, I will recollect that she is unfortunate, and if she be unreasonably captious, I will not forget that she is my protectress. Heed no longer for me, my lord, when you have placed me under the noble lady’s charge. But my poor father, to be exposed amongst these wild and dangerous people!”

“I don’t have any claim to more,” said Catharine; “and I truly appreciate the kindness that’s willing to provide me with such honorable protection. If she’s proud, I’ll remember she’s a Douglas, and she has every right, as a Douglas, to feel as much pride as is suitable for a human; if she’s irritable, I’ll keep in mind that she’s unfortunate, and if she’s unreasonably picky, I won’t forget that she’s my protector. Don’t worry about me anymore, my lord, once you’ve placed me under the noble lady’s care. But my poor father, to be exposed to these wild and dangerous people!”

“Think not of that, Catharine,” said the glover: “I am as familiar with brogues and bracken as if I had worn them myself. I have only to fear that the decisive battle may be fought before I can leave this country; and if the clan Quhele lose the combat, I may suffer by the ruin of my protectors.”

“Don't worry about that, Catharine,” said the glover. “I know all about brogues and bracken as if I had worn them myself. My only concern is that the crucial battle might happen before I can leave this country; and if clan Quhele loses the fight, I could be affected by the downfall of my protectors.”

“We must have that cared for,” said Sir Patrick: “rely on my looking out for your safety. But which party will carry the day, think you?”

“We need to take care of that,” said Sir Patrick. “Trust me to keep you safe. But which side do you think will win?”

“Frankly, my Lord Provost, I believe the Clan Chattan will have the worse: these nine children of the forest form a third nearly of the band surrounding the chief of Clan Quhele, and are redoubted champions.”

“Honestly, Mr. Provost, I think the Clan Chattan is in trouble: these nine kids from the forest make up almost a third of the group surrounding the chief of Clan Quhele, and they’re well-respected fighters.”

“And your apprentice, will he stand to it, thinkest thou?”

“And your apprentice, will he go along with it, do you think?”

“He is hot as fire, Sir Patrick,” answered the glover; “but he is also unstable as water. Nevertheless, if he is spared, he seems likely to be one day a brave man.”

“He's as fiery as a flame, Sir Patrick,” replied the glover; “but he's also as unpredictable as water. Still, if he survives, he looks like he might become a courageous man one day.”

“But, as now, he has some of the white doe’s milk still lurking about his liver, ha, Simon?”

“But, just like now, he still has some of the white doe’s milk lingering in his liver, huh, Simon?”

“He has little experience, my lord,” said the glover, “and I need not tell an honoured warrior like yourself that danger must be familiar to us ere we can dally with it like a mistress.”

“He has little experience, my lord,” said the glover, “and I don’t need to tell an esteemed warrior like you that danger must be something we know well before we can flirt with it like a lover.”

This conversation brought them speedily to the Castle of Kinfauns, where, after a short refreshment, it was necessary that the father and the daughter should part, in order to seek their respective places of refuge. It was then first, as she saw that her father’s anxiety on her account had drowned all recollections of his friend, that Catharine dropped, as if in a dream, the name of “Henry Gow.”

This conversation quickly led them to the Castle of Kinfauns, where, after a quick snack, it was time for the father and daughter to part ways to find their own safe places. It was then that Catharine, realizing her father's worry for her had completely overshadowed his thoughts of his friend, almost as if in a daze, mentioned the name “Henry Gow.”

“True—most true,” continued her father; “we must possess him of our purposes.”

“True—very true,” her father continued; “we need to make him aware of our plans.”

“Leave that to me,” said Sir Patrick. “I will not trust to a messenger, nor will I send a letter, because, if I could write one, I think he could not read it. He will suffer anxiety in the mean while, but I will ride to Perth tomorrow by times and acquaint him with your designs.”

“Leave that to me,” said Sir Patrick. “I won’t rely on a messenger, nor will I send a letter, because, even if I could write one, I doubt he could read it. He’ll feel anxious in the meantime, but I’ll ride to Perth tomorrow morning and let him know your plans.”

The time of separation now approached. It was a bitter moment, but the manly character of the old burgher, and the devout resignation of Catharine to the will of Providence made it lighter than might have been expected. The good knight hurried the departure of the burgess, but in the kindest manner; and even went so far as to offer him some gold pieces in loan, which might, where specie was so scarce, be considered as the ne plus ultra of regard. The glover, however, assured him he was amply provided, and departed on his journey in a northwesterly direction. The hospitable protection of Sir Patrick Charteris was no less manifested towards his fair guest. She was placed under the charge of a duenna who managed the good knight’s household, and was compelled to remain several days in Kinfauns, owing to the obstacles and delays interposed by a Tay boatman, named Kitt Henshaw, to whose charge she was to be committed, and whom the provost highly trusted.

The time for separation was approaching. It was a tough moment, but the strong character of the old townsman and Catharine's faithful acceptance of God's will made it easier than expected. The good knight hurried the burgess's departure, but he did so in the kindest way; he even offered him some gold coins as a loan, which, given how scarce money was, showed the utmost respect. The glover, however, assured him he had enough and set off on his journey in a northwesterly direction. Sir Patrick Charteris also showed his hospitality toward his lovely guest. She was placed under the care of a housekeeper who managed the knight’s household, and she had to stay several days in Kinfauns because of the obstacles and delays caused by a Tay boatman named Kitt Henshaw, to whom she was to be handed over, and whom the provost trusted greatly.

Thus were severed the child and parent in a moment of great danger and difficulty, much augmented by circumstances of which they were then ignorant, and which seemed greatly to diminish any chance of safety that remained for them.

Thus were separated the child and parent in a moment of great danger and difficulty, made even worse by circumstances of which they were then unaware, and which seemed to greatly reduce any chance of safety that remained for them.





CHAPTER XXVII.

     “This Austin humbly did.”  “Did he?” quoth he.
     “Austin may do the same again for me.”
 
     Pope’s Prologue to Canterbury Tales from Chaucer.
     “This Austin did so with humility.” “Did he?” he asked.  
     “Austin can do the same for me again.”  
     
     Pope’s Prologue to Canterbury Tales from Chaucer.

The course of our story will be best pursued by attending that of Simon Glover. It is not our purpose to indicate the exact local boundaries of the two contending clans, especially since they are not clearly pointed out by the historians who have transmitted accounts of this memorable feud. It is sufficient to say, that the territory of the Clan Chattan extended far and wide, comprehending Caithness and Sutherland, and having for their paramount chief the powerful earl of the latter shire, thence called Mohr ar Chat. In this general sense, the Keiths, the Sinclairs, the Guns, and other families and clans of great power, were included in the confederacy. These, however, were not engaged in the present quarrel, which was limited to that part of the Clan Chattan occupying the extensive mountainous districts of Perthshire and Inverness shire, which form a large portion of what is called the northeastern Highlands. It is well known that two large septs, unquestionably known to belong to the Clan Chattan, the MacPhersons and the MacIntoshes, dispute to this day which of their chieftains was at the head of this Badenoch branch of the great confederacy, and both have of later times assumed the title of Captain of Clan Chattan. Non nostrum est. But, at all events, Badenoch must have been the centre of the confederacy, so far as involved in the feud of which we treat.

The best way to follow our story is through the journey of Simon Glover. We don't intend to pinpoint the exact local boundaries of the two rival clans, especially since historians haven't clearly defined them in their accounts of this notable feud. It's enough to say that the territory of Clan Chattan was extensive, covering Caithness and Sutherland, and was led by the powerful earl of Sutherland, known as Mohr ar Chat. In this broad context, the Keiths, the Sinclairs, the Guns, and other influential families and clans were part of the confederacy. However, these groups were not involved in the current conflict, which was confined to the part of Clan Chattan situated in the vast mountainous regions of Perthshire and Inverness shire, making up a significant part of what we now call the northeastern Highlands. It is well known that two major branches, the MacPhersons and the MacIntoshes, both undoubtedly part of Clan Chattan, still argue over which of their leaders was in charge of the Badenoch segment of the confederacy, and both have recently claimed the title of Captain of Clan Chattan. That's not for us to decide. Regardless, Badenoch must have been the heart of the confederacy in regards to the feud we are discussing.

Of the rival league of Clan Quhele we have a still less distinct account, for reasons which will appear in the sequel. Some authors have identified them with the numerous and powerful sept of MacKay. If this is done on good authority, which is to be doubted, the MacKays must have shifted their settlements greatly since the reign of Robert III, since they are now to be found (as a clan) in the extreme northern parts of Scotland, in the counties of Ross and Sutherland. We cannot, therefore, be so clear as we would wish in the geography of the story. Suffice it that, directing his course in a northwesterly direction, the glover travelled for a day’s journey in the direction of the Breadalbane country, from which he hoped to reach the castle where Gilchrist MacIan, the captain of the Clan Quhele, and the father of his pupil Conachar, usually held his residence, with a barbarous pomp of attendance and ceremonial suited to his lofty pretensions.

We have an even less clear account of the rival league of Clan Quhele, for reasons that will become clear later. Some authors have linked them to the large and influential MacKay clan. If this connection is based on solid evidence, which is questionable, then the MacKays must have moved their settlements drastically since the reign of Robert III, as they are now primarily located in the far northern parts of Scotland, in the counties of Ross and Sutherland. Therefore, we can't be as precise as we would like regarding the geography of the story. It's enough to say that, heading northwest, the glover traveled for a day's journey toward the Breadalbane region, hoping to reach the castle where Gilchrist MacIan, the leader of Clan Quhele and the father of his student Conachar, usually resided, surrounded by a showy display of attendants and ceremonies that suited his high status.

We need not stop to describe the toil and terrors of such a journey, where the path was to be traced among wastes and mountains, now ascending precipitous ravines, now plunging into inextricable bogs, and often intersected with large brooks, and even rivers. But all these perils Simon Glover had before encountered in quest of honest gain; and it was not to be supposed that he shunned or feared them where liberty, and life itself, were at stake.

We don't need to dwell on the struggles and dangers of such a journey, where the route had to be mapped through wastelands and mountains, sometimes climbing steep ravines, other times sinking into endless swamps, and frequently crossed by large streams and even rivers. But Simon Glover had faced all these dangers before in his pursuit of honest work; it would be foolish to think he avoided or feared them when freedom and his life were at stake.

The danger from the warlike and uncivilised inhabitants of these wilds would have appeared to another at least as formidable as the perils of the journey. But Simon’s knowledge of the manners and language of the people assured him on this point also. An appeal to the hospitality of the wildest Gael was never unsuccessful; and the kerne, that in other circumstances would have taken a man’s life for the silver button of his cloak, would deprive himself of a meal to relieve the traveller who implored hospitality at the door of his bothy. The art of travelling in the Highlands was to appear as confident and defenceless as possible; and accordingly the glover carried no arms whatever, journeyed without the least appearance of precaution, and took good care to exhibit nothing which might excite cupidity. Another rule which he deemed it prudent to observe was to avoid communication with any of the passengers whom he might chance to meet, except in the interchange of the common civilities of salutation, which the Highlanders rarely omit. Few opportunities occurred of exchanging even such passing greetings. The country, always lonely, seemed now entirely forsaken; and, even in the little straths or valleys which he had occasion to pass or traverse, the hamlets were deserted, and the inhabitants had betaken themselves to woods and caves. This was easily accounted for, considering the imminent dangers of a feud which all expected would become one of the most general signals for plunder and ravage that had ever distracted that unhappy country.

The danger from the warlike and uncivilized inhabitants of these wild areas seemed to another to be at least as intimidating as the challenges of the journey. But Simon’s understanding of the customs and language of the people reassured him about this as well. Asking for hospitality from even the wildest Gael was never unsuccessful; the kerne, who in other circumstances would have killed a man for the silver button on his cloak, would go without a meal to help a traveler who requested hospitality at the door of his bothy. The key to traveling in the Highlands was to appear as confident and defenseless as possible, so the glover carried no weapons, traveled without any signs of caution, and made sure to show nothing that might provoke greed. Another rule he thought wise to follow was to avoid engaging with any travelers he might encounter, except for basic greetings, which Highlanders rarely skip. There were few chances to exchange even such brief hellos. The area, always lonely, now felt completely abandoned; even in the small straths or valleys he passed through, the villages were deserted, and the inhabitants had taken refuge in the woods and caves. This was easy to explain, considering the looming threat of a feud that everyone expected would trigger one of the most widespread waves of plunder and destruction that had ever troubled that unfortunate land.

Simon began to be alarmed at this state of desolation. He had made a halt since he left Kinfauns, to allow his nag some rest; and now he began to be anxious how he was to pass the night. He had reckoned upon spending it at the cottage of an old acquaintance, called Niel Booshalloch (or the cow herd), because he had charge of numerous herds of cattle belonging to the captain of Clan Quhele, for which purpose he had a settlement on the banks of the Tay, not far from the spot where it leaves the lake of the same name. From this his old host and friend, with whom he had transacted many bargains for hides and furs, the old glover hoped to learn the present state of the country, the prospect of peace or war, and the best measures to be taken for his own safety. It will be remembered that the news of the indentures of battle entered into for diminishing the extent of the feud had only been communicated to King Robert the day before the glover left Perth, and did not become public till some time afterwards.

Simon started to feel uneasy about the current state of emptiness. He had paused since leaving Kinfauns to give his horse a break, and now he was worried about where he would spend the night. He had planned to stay at the cottage of an old friend, Niel Booshalloch (also known as the cowherd), who was responsible for many herds of cattle owned by the captain of Clan Quhele. Niel had a place along the banks of the Tay, not far from where it flows out of the lake of the same name. From this old host and friend, with whom he had made many deals for hides and furs, the old glover hoped to find out about the current situation in the country, the chances of peace or war, and the best ways to ensure his own safety. It should be noted that the news regarding the agreements made to reduce the feud had only reached King Robert the day before the glover left Perth, and it wasn’t announced to the public until some time later.

“If Niel Booshalloch hath left his dwelling like the rest of them, I shall be finely holped up,” thought Simon, “since I want not only the advantage of his good advice, but also his interest with Gilchrist MacIan; and, moreover, a night’s quarters and a supper.”

“If Niel Booshalloch has left his home like the others, I'm really in trouble,” thought Simon, “because I need not only his valuable advice but also his connections with Gilchrist MacIan; and on top of that, a place to stay for the night and some dinner.”

Thus reflecting, he reached the top of a swelling green hill, and saw the splendid vision of Loch Tay lying beneath him—an immense plate of polished silver, its dark heathy mountains and leafless thickets of oak serving as an arabesque frame to a magnificent mirror.

Thus reflecting, he reached the top of a gentle green hill and saw the stunning view of Loch Tay below him—an enormous sheet of shiny silver, its dark, heather-covered mountains and bare oak thickets creating an elaborate frame for a beautiful mirror.

Indifferent to natural beauty at any time, Simon Glover was now particularly so; and the only part of the splendid landscape on which he turned his eye was an angle or loop of meadow land where the river Tay, rushing in full swoln dignity from its parent lake, and wheeling around a beautiful valley of about a mile in breadth, begins his broad course to the southeastward, like a conqueror and a legislator, to subdue and to enrich remote districts. Upon the sequestered spot, which is so beautifully situated between lake, mountain, and river, arose afterwards the feudal castle of the Ballough [Balloch is Gaelic for the discharge of a lake into a river], which in our time has been succeeded by the splendid palace of the Earls of Breadalbane.

Indifferent to natural beauty at any time, Simon Glover was especially so now; and the only part of the stunning landscape he glanced at was a bend of meadowland where the river Tay, rushing majestically from its source lake, curves around a beautiful valley about a mile wide, starting its wide journey to the southeast, like a conqueror and a ruler, ready to conquer and enrich distant areas. On this secluded spot, beautifully situated between the lake, mountain, and river, the feudal castle of the Ballough [Balloch is Gaelic for the outflow of a lake into a river] was later built, which in our time has been replaced by the magnificent palace of the Earls of Breadalbane.

But the Campbells, though they had already attained very great power in Argyleshire, had not yet extended themselves so far eastward as Loch Tay, the banks of which were, either by right or by mere occupancy, possessed for, the present by the Clan Quhele, whose choicest herds were fattened on the Balloch margin of the lake. In this valley, therefore, between the river and the lake, amid extensive forests of oak wood, hazel, rowan tree, and larches, arose the humble cottage of Niel Booshalloch, a village Eumaeus, whose hospitable chimneys were seen to smoke plentifully, to the great encouragement of Simon Glover, who might otherwise have been obliged to spend the night in the open air, to his no small discomfort.

But the Campbells, although they had already gained significant power in Argyleshire, had not yet moved as far east as Loch Tay, the shores of which were currently occupied by the Clan Quhele, either by right or by occupancy. Their best herds were being fattened along the Balloch side of the lake. In this valley, therefore, between the river and the lake, surrounded by large forests of oak, hazel, rowan, and larches, stood the humble cottage of Niel Booshalloch, a village version of Eumaeus, whose welcoming chimneys were seen smoking generously, greatly encouraging Simon Glover, who otherwise would have had to spend the night outdoors, much to his discomfort.

He reached the door of the cottage, whistled, shouted, and made his approach known. There was a baying of hounds and collies, and presently the master of the hut came forth. There was much care on his brow, and he seemed surprised at the sight of Simon Glover, though the herdsman covered both as well as he might; for nothing in that region could be reckoned more uncivil than for the landlord to suffer anything to escape him in look or gesture which might induce the visitor to think that his arrival was an unpleasing, or even an unexpected, incident. The traveller’s horse was conducted to a stable, which was almost too low to receive him, and the glover himself was led into the mansion of the Booshalloch, where, according to the custom of the country, bread and cheese was placed before the wayfarer, while more solid food was preparing. Simon, who understood all their habits, took no notice of the obvious marks of sadness on the brow of his entertainer and on those of the family, until he had eaten somewhat for form’s sake, after which he asked the general question, “Was there any news in the country?”

He arrived at the cottage door, whistled, shouted, and made his presence known. There was a barking of hounds and collies, and soon the owner of the hut came out. He looked worried and seemed surprised to see Simon Glover, although the herdsman did his best to hide it; nothing in that area was considered more rude than for the landlord to let the visitor think that his arrival was unwelcome or even unexpected. The traveler's horse was taken to a stable that was nearly too low for him, and Simon was led into the Booshalloch's home, where, following local tradition, bread and cheese were offered to the traveler while more substantial food was being prepared. Simon, who was well aware of their customs, ignored the visible signs of sadness on his host's face and those of the family until he had eaten a little for courtesy’s sake. After that, he casually asked, “Is there any news in the country?”

“Bad news as ever were told,” said the herdsman: “our father is no more.”

“Same bad news as always,” said the herdsman, “our father is gone.”

“How!” said Simon, greatly alarmed, “is the captain of the Clan Quhele dead?”

“How?” said Simon, very alarmed, “is the captain of the Clan Quhele dead?”

“The captain of the Clan Quhele never dies,” answered the Booshalloch; “but Gilchrist MacIan died twenty hours since, and his son, Eachin MacIan, is now captain.”

“The captain of the Clan Quhele never dies,” replied the Booshalloch; “but Gilchrist MacIan passed away twenty hours ago, and his son, Eachin MacIan, is now the captain.”

“What, Eachin—that is Conachar—my apprentice?”

“What, Eachin—that’s Conachar—my apprentice?”

“As little of that subject as you list, brother Simon,” said the herdsman. “It is to be remembered, friend, that your craft, which doth very well for a living in the douce city of Perth, is something too mechanical to be much esteemed at the foot of Ben Lawers and on the banks of Loch Tay. We have not a Gaelic word by which we can even name a maker of gloves.”

“As little as you want to talk about it, brother Simon,” said the herdsman. “Keep in mind, my friend, that your trade, which does really well for making a living in the pleasant city of Perth, is a bit too mechanical to be highly regarded at the foot of Ben Lawers and along the shores of Loch Tay. We don’t even have a Gaelic word to name someone who makes gloves.”

“It would be strange if you had, friend Niel,” said Simon, drily, “having so few gloves to wear. I think there be none in the whole Clan Quhele, save those which I myself gave to Gilchrist MacIan, whom God assoilzie, who esteemed them a choice propine. Most deeply do I regret his death, for I was coming to him on express business.”

“It would be odd if you had, friend Niel,” Simon said dryly, “with so few gloves to wear. I think there are none in the whole Clan Quhele, except for the ones I gave to Gilchrist MacIan, may God rest his soul, who valued them as a special gift. I truly regret his death, as I was on my way to see him for an important matter.”

“You had better turn the nag’s head southward with morning light,” said the herdsman. “The funeral is instantly to take place, and it must be with short ceremony; for there is a battle to be fought by the Clan Quhele and the Clan Chattan, thirty champions on a side, as soon as Palm Sunday next, and we have brief time either to lament the dead or honour the living.”

“You should head the horse southward with the morning light,” said the herdsman. “The funeral is about to happen, and it needs to be quick; because there’s a battle coming between Clan Quhele and Clan Chattan, thirty champions on each side, as soon as Palm Sunday next, and we have little time to mourn the dead or honor the living.”

“Yet are my affairs so pressing, that I must needs see the young chief, were it but for a quarter of an hour,” said the glover.

“Yet my matters are so urgent that I have to see the young chief, even if it's just for a quick fifteen minutes,” said the glover.

“Hark thee, friend,” replied his host, “I think thy business must be either to gather money or to make traffic. Now, if the chief owe thee anything for upbringing or otherwise, ask him not to pay it when all the treasures of the tribe are called in for making gallant preparation of arms and equipment for their combatants, that we may meet these proud hill cats in a fashion to show ourselves their superiors. But if thou comest to practise commerce with us, thy time is still worse chosen. Thou knowest that thou art already envied of many of our tribe, for having had the fosterage of the young chief, which is a thing usually given to the best of the clan.”’

“Listen, my friend,” replied his host, “I think you’re either here to collect money or to trade. Now, if the chief owes you anything for raising or other matters, ask him not to pay it when all the treasures of the tribe are gathered for gearing up our fighters, so we can face those arrogant hill dwellers and prove that we are better than them. But if you’re here to do business with us, your timing couldn’t be worse. You know that many in our tribe already envy you for having cared for the young chief, which is usually a privilege given to the best in the clan.”

“But, St. Mary, man!” exclaimed the glover, “men should remember the office was not conferred on me as a favour which I courted, but that it was accepted by me on importunity and entreaty, to my no small prejudice. This Conachar, or Hector, of yours, or whatever you call him, has destroyed me doe skins to the amount of many pounds Scots.”

“But, St. Mary, man!” exclaimed the glover, “men should remember that I didn’t take this position as a favor I was seeking, but that I accepted it after being pushed and begged, to my significant disadvantage. This Conachar, or Hector, or whatever you call him, has ruined my doe skins worth many pounds in Scots.”

“There again, now,” said the Booshalloch, “you have spoken word to cost your life—any allusion to skins or hides, or especially to deer and does—may incur no less a forfeit. The chief is young, and jealous of his rank; none knows the reason better than thou, friend Glover. He will naturally wish that everything concerning the opposition to his succession, and having reference to his exile, should be totally forgotten; and he will not hold him in affection who shall recall the recollection of his people, or force back his own, upon what they must both remember with pain. Think how, at such a moment, they will look on the old glover of Perth, to whom the chief was so long apprentice! Come—come, old friend, you have erred in this. You are in over great haste to worship the rising sun, while his beams are yet level with the horizon. Come thou when he has climbed higher in the heavens, and thou shalt have thy share of the warmth of his noonday height.”

“There you go again,” said the Booshalloch, “you’ve spoken words that could cost you your life—any mention of skins or hides, especially deer and females, could lead to serious consequences. The chief is young and protective of his position; no one knows this better than you, friend Glover. He will naturally want everything related to the challenges to his succession and his exile to be completely forgotten, and he won’t have fond feelings for anyone who brings up the painful memories of his people or reminds him of his own past. Just think about how they’ll view the old glover of Perth, the one who was the chief’s apprentice for so long! Come on, old friend, you’ve made a mistake here. You’re too eager to praise the rising sun while its rays are still close to the horizon. Wait until it’s higher in the sky, and then you’ll feel the warmth of its peak.”

“Niel Booshalloch,” said the glover, “we have been old friends, as thou say’st; and as I think thee a true one, I will speak to thee freely, though what I say might be perilous if spoken to others of thy clan. Thou think’st I come hither to make my own profit of thy young chief, and it is natural thou shouldst think so. But I would not, at my years, quit my own chimney corner in Curfew Street to bask me in the beams of the brightest sun that ever shone upon Highland heather. The very truth is, I come hither in extremity: my foes have the advantage of me, and have laid things to my charge whereof I am incapable, even in thought. Nevertheless, doom is like to go forth against me, and there is no remedy but that I must up and fly, or remain and perish. I come to your young chief, as one who had refuge with me in his distress—who ate of my bread and drank of my cup. I ask of him refuge, which, as I trust, I shall need but a short time.”

“Niel Booshalloch,” said the glover, “we’ve been old friends, as you say; and since I believe you’re a true one, I’ll speak to you openly, even though what I say could be dangerous if heard by others in your clan. You might think I’ve come here to take advantage of your young chief, and it’s natural for you to think that. But at my age, I wouldn’t leave my cozy spot on Curfew Street to enjoy the warmth of the brightest sun that ever shone on Highland heather. The truth is, I’ve come in desperation: my enemies have the upper hand, and they’ve accused me of things I couldn’t even imagine doing. Still, doom seems likely to come for me, and I have no choice but to either flee or stay and face my end. I come to your young chief because he once sought refuge with me in his time of need—he ate my food and drank my drink. I’m asking him for shelter, which I hope to need for only a short while.”

“That makes a different case,” replied the herdsman. “So different, that, if you came at midnight to the gate of MacIan, having the King of Scotland’s head in your hand, and a thousand men in pursuit for the avenging of his blood, I could not think it for his honour to refuse you protection. And for your innocence or guilt, it concerns not the case; or rather, he ought the more to shelter you if guilty, seeing your necessity and his risk are both in that case the greater. I must straightway to him, that no hasty tongue tell him of your arriving hither without saying the cause.”

"That changes things," replied the herdsman. "So much so that if you showed up at the gate of MacIan at midnight, holding the head of the King of Scotland and being chased by a thousand men seeking revenge for his death, I couldn't consider it honorable to deny you protection. And whether you're innocent or guilty doesn't change that; in fact, he should be even more inclined to protect you if you're guilty, since both your need and his risk are greater in that scenario. I need to go to him right away, so no one can spread word of your arrival here without mentioning why."

“A pity of your trouble,” said the glover; “but where lies the chief?”

“A pity about your trouble,” said the glover; “but where is the chief?”

“He is quartered about ten miles hence, busied with the affairs of the funeral, and with preparations for the combat—the dead to the grave and the living to battle.”

“He is stationed about ten miles away, occupied with the arrangements for the funeral and the preparations for the fight—the dead to the grave and the living to battle.”

“It is a long way, and will take you all night to go and come,” said the glover; “and I am very sure that Conachar when he knows it is I who—”

“It’s a long way, and it will take you all night to go there and back,” said the glover; “and I’m quite sure that Conachar, when he finds out it’s me who—”

“Forget Conachar,” said the herdsman, placing his finger on his lips. “And as for the ten miles, they are but a Highland leap, when one bears a message between his friend and his chief.”

“Forget Conachar,” said the herdsman, putting his finger to his lips. “And as for the ten miles, it's just a quick hop in the Highlands when someone is delivering a message between a friend and his chief.”

So saying, and committing the traveller to the charge of his eldest son and his daughter, the active herdsman left his house two hours before midnight, to which he returned long before sunrise. He did not disturb his wearied guest, but when the old man had arisen in the morning he acquainted him that the funeral of the late chieftain was to take place the same day, and that, although Eachin MacIan could not invite a Saxon to the funeral, he would be glad to receive him at the entertainment which was to follow.

So, saying this and leaving the traveler in the care of his eldest son and daughter, the busy herdsman left his home two hours before midnight and returned long before sunrise. He didn’t wake his tired guest, but when the old man got up in the morning, he informed him that the funeral of the late chieftain would be held that same day, and that while Eachin MacIan couldn’t invite a Saxon to the funeral, he would be happy to have him at the celebration that was to follow.

“His will must be obeyed,” said the glover, half smiling at the change of relation between himself and his late apprentice. “The man is the master now, and I trust he will remember that, when matters were otherwise between us, I did not use my authority ungraciously.”

“His wishes must be followed,” said the glover, half-smiling at the shift in dynamic between him and his former apprentice. “He’s the boss now, and I hope he remembers that when things were different between us, I didn’t misuse my power.”

“Troutsho, friend!” exclaimed the Booshalloch, “the less of that you say the better. You will find yourself a right welcome guest to Eachin, and the deil a man dares stir you within his bounds. But fare you well, for I must go, as beseems me, to the burial of the best chief the clan ever had, and the wisest captain that ever cocked the sweet gale (bog myrtle) in his bonnet. Farewell to you for a while, and if you will go to the top of the Tom an Lonach behind the house, you will see a gallant sight, and hear such a coronach as will reach the top of Ben Lawers. A boat will wait for you, three hours hence, at a wee bit creek about half a mile westward from the head of the Tay.”

“Troutsho, my friend!” exclaimed the Booshalloch, “the less you say about that the better. You’ll be welcomed at Eachin, and no one will dare bother you within his territory. But take care, as I must go, as is proper, to the funeral of the best chief our clan ever had, and the wisest leader who ever wore bog myrtle in his hat. Goodbye for now, and if you head to the top of Tom an Lonach behind the house, you’ll see a magnificent view and hear a mourning song that will carry all the way to the top of Ben Lawers. A boat will be ready for you in three hours at a little creek about half a mile west of the head of the Tay.”

With these words he took his departure, followed by his three sons, to man the boat in which he was to join the rest of the mourners, and two daughters, whose voices were wanted to join in the lament, which was chanted, or rather screamed, on such occasions of general affliction.

With these words, he left, followed by his three sons, to man the boat where he would join the other mourners, and his two daughters, whose voices were needed to participate in the lament, which was chanted, or rather screamed, during times of collective sorrow.

Simon Glover, finding himself alone, resorted to the stable to look after his nag, which, he found, had been well served with graddan, or bread made of scorched barley. Of this kindness he was fully sensible, knowing that, probably, the family had little of this delicacy left to themselves until the next harvest should bring them a scanty supply. In animal food they were well provided, and the lake found them abundance of fish for their lenten diet, which they did not observe very strictly; but bread was a delicacy very scanty in the Highlands. The bogs afforded a soft species of hay, none of the best to be sure; but Scottish horses, like their riders, were then accustomed to hard fare.

Simon Glover, finding himself alone, went to the stable to take care of his horse, which he discovered had been generously fed with graddan, or bread made from scorched barley. He appreciated this kindness, knowing that the family probably had little of this treat left for themselves until the next harvest brought in a meager supply. They had plenty of animal food, and the lake provided them with an abundance of fish for their lenten diet, which they didn’t strictly follow; but bread was a rare luxury in the Highlands. The bogs offered a soft kind of hay, which wasn’t the best, to be sure, but Scottish horses, like their riders, were used to rough fare.

Gauntlet, for this was the name of the palfrey, had his stall crammed full of dried fern for litter, and was otherwise as well provided for as Highland hospitality could contrive.

Gauntlet, which was the name of the horse, had his stall packed full of dried fern for bedding, and was otherwise well taken care of as Highland hospitality could manage.

Simon Glover being thus left to his own painful reflections, nothing better remained, after having seen after the comforts of the dumb companion of his journey, than to follow the herdsman’s advice; and ascending towards the top of an eminence called Tom an Lonach, or the Knoll of Yew Trees, after a walk of half an hour he reached the summit, and could look down on the broad expanse of the lake, of which the height commanded a noble view. A few aged and scattered yew trees of great size still vindicated for the beautiful green hill the name attached to it. But a far greater number had fallen a sacrifice to the general demand for bow staves in that warlike age, the bow being a weapon much used by the mountaineers, though those which they employed, as well as their arrows, were, in shape and form, and especially in efficacy, far inferior to the archery of merry England. The dark and shattered individual yews which remained were like the veterans of a broken host, occupying in disorder some post of advantage, with the stern purpose of resisting to the last. Behind this eminence, but detached from it, arose a higher hill, partly covered with copsewood, partly opening into glades of pasture, where the cattle strayed, finding, at this season of the year, a scanty sustenance among the spring heads and marshy places, where the fresh grass began first to arise.

Simon Glover, left to his painful thoughts, had no better option, after ensuring the comfort of his silent companion, than to take the herdsman’s advice. He climbed up to the top of a hill called Tom an Lonach, or the Knoll of Yew Trees. After a half-hour walk, he reached the summit and looked down at the wide expanse of the lake, enjoying a stunning view from the height. A few large, ancient yew trees remained, still justifying the beautiful green hill’s name. However, many more had fallen victim to the demand for bow staves in that combative time, as bows were commonly used by the mountaineers, although their weapons and arrows were, in design and effectiveness, much inferior to the archery of merry England. The dark, broken yews that remained were like the veterans of a defeated army, disorderly yet holding a valuable position, determined to resist to the end. Behind this hill, but separate from it, rose a higher hill, partly covered in brush and partly opening into grazing areas where cattle wandered, finding meager sustenance among the spring heads and marshy spots where the fresh grass first began to grow.

The opposite or northern shore of the lake presented a far more Alpine prospect than that upon which the glover was stationed. Woods and thickets ran up the sides of the mountains, and disappeared among the sinuosities formed by the winding ravines which separated them from each other; but far above these specimens of a tolerable natural soil arose the swart and bare mountains themselves, in the dark grey desolation proper to the season.

The opposite or northern shore of the lake offered a much more Alpine view than the one where the glover was standing. Forests and bushes climbed up the mountainsides, fading into the curves created by the winding ravines that separated them; but high above these patches of fairly decent natural land, the dark and barren mountains loomed, showcasing the bleak grey desolation typical of the season.

Some were peaked, some broad crested, some rocky and precipitous, others of a tamer outline; and the clan of Titans seemed to be commanded by their appropriate chieftains—the frowning mountain of Ben Lawers, and the still more lofty eminence of Ben Mohr, arising high above the rest, whose peaks retain a dazzling helmet of snow far into the summer season, and sometimes during the whole year. Yet the borders of this wild and silvan region, where the mountains descended upon the lake, intimated, even at that early period, many traces of human habitation. Hamlets were seen, especially on the northern margin of the lake, half hid among the little glens that poured their tributary streams into Loch Tay, which, like many earthly things, made a fair show at a distance, but, when more closely approached, were disgustful and repulsive, from their squalid want of the conveniences which attend even Indian wigwams. They were inhabited by a race who neither cultivated the earth nor cared for the enjoyments which industry procures. The women, although otherwise treated with affection, and even delicacy of respect, discharged all the absolutely necessary domestic labour. The men, excepting some reluctant use of an ill formed plough, or more frequently a spade, grudgingly gone through, as a task infinitely beneath them, took no other employment than the charge of the herds of black cattle, in which their wealth consisted. At all other times they hunted, fished, or marauded, during the brief intervals of peace, by way of pastime; plundering with bolder license, and fighting with embittered animosity, in time of war, which, public or private, upon a broader or more restricted scale, formed the proper business of their lives, and the only one which they esteemed worthy of them.

Some mountains were sharp, some had broad tops, some were rocky and steep, while others had gentler shapes; and the group of Titans seemed to be led by their fitting leaders—the imposing Ben Lawers and the even taller Ben Mohr, towering above the others, whose peaks still wear a bright white cap of snow well into summer and sometimes all year round. Yet the edges of this wild and wooded area, where the mountains met the lake, hinted, even at that early time, at signs of human life. Small villages could be seen, especially on the northern side of the lake, partially hidden in the little valleys that fed streams into Loch Tay, which, like many earthly things, looked nice from afar but, upon closer inspection, were unpleasant and uninviting, lacking even the basic comforts found in Indian wigwams. They were home to a community that neither farmed the land nor sought the pleasures that come from hard work. The women, while generally treated with care and even a degree of respect, handled all the essential household duties. The men, apart from occasionally using a poorly made plow or more often a spade, which they did reluctantly as it felt beneath them, engaged in no other work than tending to the herds of black cattle, their primary source of wealth. At all other times, they hunted, fished, or raided during brief periods of peace for fun; but in times of war, whether large scale or small, they plundered boldly and fought fiercely, as war—public or private—was the main focus of their lives and the only pursuit they deemed worthy.

The magnificent bosom of the lake itself was a scene to gaze on with delight. Its noble breadth, with its termination in a full and beautiful run, was rendered yet more picturesque by one of those islets which are often happily situated in the Scottish lakes. The ruins upon that isle, now almost shapeless, being overgrown with wood rose, at the time we speak of, into the towers and pinnacles of a priory, where slumbered the remains of Sibylla, daughter of Henry I of England, and consort of Alexander the First of Scotland. This holy place had been deemed of dignity sufficient to be the deposit of the remains of the captain of the Clan Quhele, at least till times when the removal of the danger, now so imminently pressing, should permit of his body being conveyed to a distinguished convent in the north, where he was destined ultimately to repose with all his ancestry.

The stunning expanse of the lake itself was a sight to behold. Its wide stretch, ending in a beautiful flow, was made even more picturesque by one of those islets that are often perfectly placed in Scottish lakes. The ruins on that isle, now nearly unrecognizable and covered in wild rose, rose at the time we’re talking about into the towers and spires of a priory, where the remains of Sibylla, daughter of Henry I of England and wife of Alexander the First of Scotland, rested. This sacred site was considered important enough to hold the remains of the captain of Clan Quhele, at least until the imminent threat had passed, allowing his body to be moved to a prominent convent in the north, where he was ultimately meant to rest alongside his ancestors.

A number of boats pushed off from various points of the near and more distant shore, many displaying sable banners, and others having their several pipers in the bow, who from time to time poured forth a few notes of a shrill, plaintive, and wailing character, and intimated to the glover that the ceremony was about to take place. These sounds of lamentation were but the tuning as it were of the instruments, compared with the general wail which was speedily to be raised.

Several boats set off from different spots along the nearby and faraway shores, many flying black flags, and others featuring pipers in the front, who occasionally played a few sharp, sorrowful, and wailing notes, signaling to the glover that the ceremony was about to begin. These sounds of mourning were just the warm-up, so to speak, for the full-blown cry that was soon to follow.

A distant sound was heard from far up the lake, even as it seemed from the remote and distant glens out of which the Dochart and the Lochy pour their streams into Loch Tay. It was in a wild, inaccessible spot, where the Campbells at a subsequent period founded their strong fortress of Finlayrigg, that the redoubted commander of the Clan Quhele drew his last breath; and, to give due pomp to his funeral, his corpse was now to be brought down the loch to the island assigned for his temporary place of rest. The funeral fleet, led by the chieftain’s barge, from which a huge black banner was displayed, had made more than two thirds of its voyage ere it was visible from the eminence on which Simon Glover stood to overlook the ceremony. The instant the distant wail of the coronach was heard proceeding from the attendants on the funeral barge, all the subordinate sounds of lamentation were hushed at once, as the raven ceases to croak and the hawk to whistle whenever the scream of the eagle is heard. The boats, which had floated hither and thither upon the lake, like a flock of waterfowl dispersing themselves on its surface, now drew together with an appearance of order, that the funeral flotilla might pass onward, and that they themselves might fall into their proper places. In the mean while the piercing din of the war pipes became louder and louder, and the cry from the numberless boats which followed that from which the black banner of the chief was displayed rose in wild unison up to the Tom an Lonach, from which the glover viewed the spectacle. The galley which headed the procession bore on its poop a species of scaffold, upon which, arrayed in white linen, and with the face bare, was displayed the corpse of the deceased chieftain. His son and the nearest relatives filled the vessel, while a great number of boats, of every description that could be assembled, either on Loch Tay itself or brought by land carriage from Loch Earn and otherwise, followed in the rear, some of them of very frail materials. There were even curraghs, composed of ox hides stretched over hoops of willow, in the manner of the ancient British, and some committed themselves to rafts formed for the occasion, from the readiest materials that occurred, and united in such a precarious manner as to render it probable that, before the accomplishment of the voyage, some of the clansmen of the deceased might be sent to attend their chieftain in the world of spirits.

A distant sound echoed from far up the lake, seemingly from the remote glens where the Dochart and Lochy rivers flow into Loch Tay. It was in a wild, hard-to-reach area, where the Campbells later built their stronghold of Finlayrigg, that the renowned leader of the Clan Quhele took his last breath. To honor his funeral, his body was to be brought down the loch to the island designated for his temporary resting place. The funeral fleet, led by the chief’s barge, which displayed a large black banner, had completed more than two-thirds of its journey before it became visible from the high ground where Simon Glover stood to watch the ceremony. The moment the distant wail of the funeral lament was heard from those on the funeral barge, all other sounds of mourning fell silent, just like how a raven stops cawing and a hawk stops whistling when the scream of the eagle is heard. The boats, which had been floating around the lake like a flock of waterfowl, now gathered in an orderly manner to let the funeral procession pass and to take their proper positions. Meanwhile, the loud sound of the war pipes grew louder, and the cries from the countless boats following the one displaying the chief’s black banner rose in a wild harmony to the Tom an Lonach, where the glover watched the scene unfold. The leading galley had a type of scaffold on its deck, upon which the body of the deceased chief was laid out in white linen, his face uncovered. His son and close relatives filled the vessel, while many other boats, of various types that could be gathered either from Loch Tay or brought overland from Loch Earn, followed behind, some made from very fragile materials. There were even curraghs made of ox hides stretched over willow hoops, like the ancient Britons used, and some people used rafts thrown together with whatever materials were handy, assembled in such a risky way that it seemed likely that, before the journey was complete, some of the deceased's clansmen might find themselves joining their chief in the spirit world.

When the principal flotilla came in sight of the smaller group of boats collected towards the foot of the lake, and bearing off from the little island, they hailed each other with a shout so loud and general, and terminating in a cadence so wildly prolonged, that not only the deer started from their glens for miles around, and sought the distant recesses of the mountains, but even the domestic cattle, accustomed to the voice of man, felt the full panic which the human shout strikes into the wilder tribes, and like them fled from their pasture into morasses and dingles.

When the main flotilla spotted the smaller group of boats gathered near the foot of the lake, and moving away from the little island, they greeted each other with a shout that was so loud and widespread, ending in a wildly extended note, that not only did the deer jump from their hiding spots for miles around and head for the distant mountains, but even the domestic cattle, used to human voices, felt the sheer panic that a human shout instills in wild animals, and like them, they ran from their grazing land into swamps and thickets.

Summoned forth from their convent by those sounds, the monks who inhabited the little islet began to issue from their lowly portal, with cross and banner, and as much of ecclesiastical state as they had the means of displaying; their bells at the same time, of which the edifice possessed three, pealing the death toll over the long lake, which came to the ears of the now silent multitude, mingled with the solemn chant of the Catholic Church, raised by the monks in their procession. Various ceremonies were gone through, while the kindred of the deceased carried the body ashore, and, placing it on a bank long consecrated to the purpose, made the deasil around the departed. When the corpse was uplifted to be borne into the church, another united yell burst from the assembled multitude, in which the deep shout of warriors and the shrill wail of females joined their notes with the tremulous voice of age and the babbling cry of childhood. The coronach was again, and for the last time, shrieked as the body was carried into the interior of the church, where only the nearest relatives of the deceased and the most distinguished of the leaders of the clan were permitted to enter. The last yell of woe was so terribly loud, and answered by so many hundred echoes, that the glover instinctively raised his hands to his ears, to shut out, or deaden at least, a sound so piercing. He kept this attitude while the hawks, owls, and other birds, scared by the wild scream, had begun to settle in their retreats, when, as he withdrew his hands, a voice close by him said:

Summoned by those sounds, the monks living on the small islet started to emerge from their humble entrance, with crosses and banners, and as much of their church's formality as they could muster; their three bells tolling the death knell over the long lake, reaching the ears of the now silent crowd, mingling with the solemn chant of the Catholic Church raised by the monks in their procession. Various ceremonies took place while the relatives of the deceased brought the body ashore and, placing it on a bank long dedicated to this purpose, performed a ritual around the departed. When the body was lifted to be taken into the church, a collective wail erupted from the gathered crowd, where the deep calls of warriors blended with the sharp cries of women, joined by the trembling voices of the elderly and the babbling of children. The coronach was once more, and for the last time, shouted as the body was brought inside the church, where only the closest relatives and the most prominent clan leaders were allowed entry. The final cry of grief was so loudly piercing and echoed back from so many directions that the glover instinctively covered his ears, trying to block out or at least dull such a sharp sound. He held this position while the hawks, owls, and other birds, startled by the wild scream, began to settle into their nests, when, as he lowered his hands, a voice close to him said:

“Think you this, Simon Glover, the hymn of penitence and praise with which it becomes poor forlorn man, cast out from his tenement of clay, to be wafted into the presence of his maker?”

“Do you think this, Simon Glover, the song of remorse and admiration that it suits poor, lost humanity, cast out from its earthly home, to be carried into the presence of its creator?”

The glover turned, and in the old man with a long white beard who stood close beside him had no difficulty, from the clear mild eye and the benevolent cast of features, to recognise the Carthusian monk Father Clement, no longer wearing his monastic habiliments, but wrapped in a frieze mantle and having a Highland cap on his head.

The glover turned, and in the old man with a long white beard who stood close beside him, he had no trouble recognizing the Carthusian monk Father Clement from his clear, gentle eyes and kind features. Father Clement was no longer in his monk's robes but instead wore a frieze cloak and a Highland cap.

It may be recollected that the glover regarded this man with a combined feeling of respect and dislike—respect, which his judgment could not deny to the monk’s person and character, and dislike, which arose from Father Clement’s peculiar doctrines being the cause of his daughter’s exile and his own distress. It was not, therefore, with sentiments of unmixed satisfaction that he returned the greetings of the father, and replied to the reiterated question, what he thought of the funeral rites which were discharged in so wild a manner: “I know not, my good father; but these men do their duty to their deceased chief according to the fashion of their ancestors: they mean to express their regret for their friend’s loss and their prayers to Heaven in his behalf; and that which is done of goodwill must, to my thinking, be accepted favourably. Had it been otherwise, methinks they had ere now been enlightened to do better.”

The glover looked at this man with mixed feelings of respect and dislike—respect he couldn’t deny for the monk’s appearance and character, and dislike stemming from Father Clement’s unusual beliefs, which led to his daughter’s exile and his own suffering. So, he didn’t greet the father with complete satisfaction as he responded to the repeated question about what he thought of the funeral rites performed so chaotically: “I don’t know, my good father; but these men are honoring their late leader in the way their ancestors did. They intend to show their sadness for their friend’s loss and their prayers to Heaven for him, and I believe that good intentions should be viewed positively. If it were different, I think they would have figured out a better way by now.”

“Thou art deceived,” answered the monk. “God has sent His light amongst us all, though in various proportions; but man wilfully shuts his eyes and prefers darkness. This benighted people mingle with the ritual of the Roman Church the old heathen ceremonies of their own fathers, and thus unite with the abominations of a church corrupted by wealth and power the cruel and bloody ritual of savage paynims.”

"You’re mistaken," replied the monk. "God has brought His light to all of us, though in different measures; yet people stubbornly close their eyes and choose darkness. This confused crowd combines the rituals of the Roman Church with the ancient pagan ceremonies of their ancestors, and in doing so, they mix the corrupt practices of a church tainted by wealth and power with the cruel and bloody rituals of savage pagans."

“Father,” said Simon, abruptly, “methinks your presence were more useful in yonder chapel, aiding your brethren in the discharge of their clerical duties, than in troubling and unsettling the belief of an humble though ignorant Christian like myself.”

“Father,” Simon said suddenly, “I think your time would be better spent in that chapel, helping your fellow clerics with their duties, than in confusing and shaking the faith of a humble, though ignorant, Christian like me.”

“And wherefore say, good brother, that I would unfix thy principles of belief?” answered Clement. “So Heaven deal with me, as, were my life blood necessary to cement the mind of any man to the holy religion he professeth, it should be freely poured out for the purpose.”

“And why do you say, good brother, that I would try to change your beliefs?” Clement responded. “So help me Heaven, if my life’s blood were needed to strengthen any man's faith in the holy religion he practices, I would gladly give it for that purpose.”

“Your speech is fair, father, I grant you,” said the glover; “but if I am to judge the doctrine by the fruits, Heaven has punished me by the hand of the church for having hearkened thereto. Ere I heard you, my confessor was little moved though I might have owned to have told a merry tale upon the ale bench, even if a friar or a nun were the subject. If at a time I had called Father Hubert a better hunter of hares than of souls, I confessed me to the Vicar Vinesauf, who laughed and made me pay a reckoning for penance; or if I had said that the Vicar Vinesauf was more constant to his cup than to his breviary, I confessed me to Father Hubert, and a new hawking glove made all well again; and thus I, my conscience, and Mother Church lived together on terms of peace, friendship, and mutual forbearance. But since I have listened to you, Father Clement, this goodly union is broke to pieces, and nothing is thundered in my ear but purgatory in the next world and fire and fagot in this. Therefore, avoid you, Father Clement, or speak to those who can understand your doctrine. I have no heart to be a martyr: I have never in my whole life had courage enough so much as to snuff a candle with my fingers; and, to speak the truth, I am minded to go back to Perth, sue out my pardon in the spiritual court, carry my fagot to the gallows foot in token of recantation, and purchase myself once more the name of a good Catholic, were it at the price of all the worldly wealth that remains to me.”

“Your speech is reasonable, father, I admit,” said the glover; “but if I’m to judge the teachings by their outcomes, Heaven has punished me through the church for listening to them. Before I heard you, my confessor wasn’t very concerned even if I confessed to telling a funny story at the pub, even if a friar or a nun was involved. If, at any point, I had said that Father Hubert was a better hare hunter than a soul hunter, I confessed to Vicar Vinesauf, who laughed and made me pay a fine for penance; or if I had claimed that Vicar Vinesauf was more loyal to his drink than his prayers, I confessed to Father Hubert, and a new hawking glove made everything right again; and so I, my conscience, and Mother Church lived together in peace, friendship, and tolerance. But since I’ve listened to you, Father Clement, this nice arrangement has been shattered, and all I hear now is talk of purgatory in the next world and fire and flames in this one. So, avoid me, Father Clement, or speak to those who can grasp your teachings. I have no desire to be a martyr: I’ve never had the courage in my entire life to even pinch a candle with my fingers; and honestly, I’m thinking about going back to Perth, seeking my pardon in the spiritual court, carrying my bundle of sticks to the gallows as a sign of recantation, and buying back the title of a good Catholic, even if it costs me all the worldly wealth I have left.”

“You are angry, my dearest brother,” said Clement, “and repent you on the pinch of a little worldly danger and a little worldly loss for the good thoughts which you once entertained.”

“You're upset, my dear brother,” said Clement, “and you're regretting the slight threat of some worldly danger and a bit of worldly loss for the positive thoughts you once had.”

“You speak at ease, Father Clement, since I think you have long forsworn the wealth and goods of the world, and are prepared to yield up your life when it is demanded in exchange for the doctrine you preach and believe. You are as ready to put on your pitched shirt and brimstone head gear as a naked man is to go to his bed, and it would seem you have not much more reluctance to the ceremony. But I still wear that which clings to me. My wealth is still my own, and I thank Heaven it is a decent pittance whereon to live; my life, too, is that of a hale old man of sixty, who is in no haste to bring it to a close; and if I were poor as Job and on the edge of the grave, must I not still cling to my daughter, whom your doctrines have already cost so dear?”

“You speak comfortably, Father Clement, since I believe you have long given up the wealth and possessions of the world, and are ready to give up your life when it's called for in exchange for the teachings you preach and believe. You seem as willing to put on your pitch shirt and brimstone headgear as a naked man is to go to bed, and it looks like you have no more hesitation about the ceremony. But I still hold on to what I have. My wealth is still mine, and I thank Heaven that it's a decent amount to live on; my life, too, is that of a healthy old man of sixty, who isn't in any rush to end it; and even if I were as poor as Job and nearing the end, wouldn't I still cling to my daughter, whom your beliefs have already cost so much?”

“Thy daughter, friend Simon,” said the Carmelite [Carthusian], “may be truly called an angel upon earth.”

“Your daughter, friend Simon,” said the Carmelite, “can truly be called an angel on earth.”

“Ay, and by listening to your doctrines, father, she is now like to be called on to be an angel in heaven, and to be transported thither in a chariot of fire.”

“Yeah, and by hearing your teachings, dad, she's probably going to be called up to be an angel in heaven and taken there in a chariot of fire.”

“Nay, my good brother,” said Clement, “desist, I pray you, to speak of what you little understand. Since it is wasting time to show thee the light that thou chafest against, yet listen to that which I have to say touching thy daughter, whose temporal felicity, though I weigh it not even for an instant in the scale against that which is spiritual, is, nevertheless, in its order, as dear to Clement Blair as to her own father.”

“Please, my dear brother,” said Clement, “stop talking about things you don’t really understand. It's pointless to try to show you the truth that you resist, but still, listen to what I have to say about your daughter. Her happiness in this life, while I don’t value it even for a moment compared to spiritual matters, is, nonetheless, just as important to Clement Blair as it is to her own father.”

The tears stood in the old man’s eyes as he spoke, and Simon Glover was in some degree mollified as he again addressed him.

The tears welled up in the old man’s eyes as he spoke, and Simon Glover was somewhat softened as he spoke to him again.

“One would think thee, Father Clement, the kindest and most amiable of men; how comes it, then, that thy steps are haunted by general ill will wherever thou chancest to turn them? I could lay my life thou hast contrived already to offend yonder half score of poor friars in their water girdled cage, and that you have been prohibited from attendance on the funeral?”

“One would think you, Father Clement, the kindest and friendliest of men; how is it then that ill will seems to follow you wherever you go? I could bet my life that you have already managed to upset those poor friars in their water-surrounded cage, and that you've been told not to attend the funeral?”

“Even so, my son,” said the Carthusian, “and I doubt whether their malice will suffer me to remain in this country. I did but speak a few sentences about the superstition and folly of frequenting St. Fillan’s church, to detect theft by means of his bell, of bathing mad patients in his pool, to cure their infirmity of mind; and lo! the persecutors have cast me forth of their communion, as they will speedily cast me out of this life.”

“Still, my son,” said the Carthusian, “I’m not sure their hostility will allow me to stay in this country. I only mentioned a few things about the superstition and foolishness of visiting St. Fillan’s church, like using his bell to catch thieves or bathing insane patients in his pool to cure their mental illness; and look! The persecutors have expelled me from their community, and soon they will drive me out of this life.”

“Lo you there now,” said the glover, “see what it is for a man that cannot take a warning! Well, Father Clement, men will not cast me forth unless it were as a companion of yours. I pray you, therefore, tell me what you have to say of my daughter, and let us be less neighbours than we have been.”

“Look at that,” said the glover, “see what happens to a man who can't take a hint! Well, Father Clement, they won't throw me out unless it's as your companion. So please, tell me what you think of my daughter, and let's be less close than we have been.”

“This, then, brother Simon, I have to acquaint you with. This young chief, who is swoln with contemplation of his own power and glory, loves one thing better than it all, and that is thy daughter.”

“This, then, brother Simon, I need to share with you. This young chief, who is full of thoughts about his own power and glory, loves one thing more than anything else, and that is your daughter.”

“He, Conachar!” exclaimed Simon. “My runagate apprentice look up to my daughter!”

“He, Conachar!” exclaimed Simon. “My runaway apprentice is looking up to my daughter!”

“Alas!” said Clement, “how close sits our worldly pride, even as ivy clings to the wall, and cannot be separated! Look up to thy daughter, good Simon? Alas, no! The captain of Clan Quhele, great as he is, and greater as he soon expects to be, looks down to the daughter of the Perth burgess, and considers himself demeaned in doing so. But, to use his own profane expression, Catharine is dearer to him than life here and Heaven hereafter: he cannot live without her.”

“Alas!” said Clement, “how closely our worldly pride clings to us, just like ivy clings to the wall and can't be separated! Look up at your daughter, good Simon? Alas, no! The captain of Clan Quhele, as great as he is, and even greater than he expects to be, looks down on the daughter of the Perth burgess and feels belittled doing so. But, to use his own crude words, Catharine is more precious to him than life itself and Heaven later on: he can’t live without her.”

“Then he may die, if he lists,” said Simon Glover, “for she is betrothed to an honest burgess of Perth; and I would not break my word to make my daughter bride to the Prince of Scotland.”

“Then he can die if he wants,” said Simon Glover, “because she’s engaged to a decent merchant from Perth; and I wouldn’t break my promise to marry my daughter to the Prince of Scotland.”

“I thought it would be your answer,” replied the monk; “I would, worthy friend, thou couldst carry into thy spiritual concerns some part of that daring and resolved spirit with which thou canst direct thy temporal affairs.”

“I thought it would be your answer,” replied the monk; “I wish, dear friend, that you could bring some of that bold and determined spirit you use to manage your everyday affairs into your spiritual matters.”

“Hush thee—hush, Father Clement!” answered the glover; “when thou fallest into that vein of argument, thy words savour of blazing tar, and that is a scent I like not. As to Catharine, I must manage as I can, so as not to displease the young dignitary; but well is it for me that she is far beyond his reach.”

“Hush now—hush, Father Clement!” replied the glover; “when you get into that line of argument, your words smell like burning tar, and that’s a scent I don’t like. As for Catharine, I’ll handle things as best as I can to avoid upsetting the young dignitary; but I’m glad that she is well out of his reach.”

“She must then be distant indeed,” said the Carmelite [Carthusian]. “And now, brother Simon, since you think it perilous to own me and my opinions, I must walk alone with my own doctrines and the dangers they draw on me. But should your eye, less blinded than it now is by worldly hopes and fears, ever turn a glance back on him who soon may be snatched from you, remember, that by nought save a deep sense of the truth and importance of the doctrine which he taught could Clement Blair have learned to encounter, nay, to provoke, the animosity of the powerful and inveterate, to alarm the fears of the jealous and timid, to walk in the world as he belonged not to it, and to be accounted mad of men, that he might, if possible, win souls to God. Heaven be my witness, that I would comply in all lawful things to conciliate the love and sympathy of my fellow creatures! It is no light thing to be shunned by the worthy as an infected patient, to be persecuted by the Pharisees of the day as an unbelieving heretic, to be regarded with horror at once and contempt by the multitude, who consider me as a madman, who may be expected to turn mischievous. But were all those evils multiplied an hundredfold, the fire within must not be stifled, the voice which says within me ‘Speak’ must receive obedience. Woe unto me if I preach not the Gospel, even should I at length preach it from amidst the pile of flames!”

“She must really be distant,” said the Carmelite [Carthusian]. “And now, brother Simon, since you feel it's risky to acknowledge me and my views, I have to walk my own path with my beliefs and the challenges that come with them. But if your perspective, less clouded by worldly hopes and fears, ever looks back at the one who may soon be taken from you, remember that only through a deep understanding of the truth and significance of the doctrine he taught could Clement Blair have learned to face, and even provoke, the hostility of the powerful and entrenched, to stir the fears of the jealous and timid, to move in a world that he clearly didn’t belong to, and to be seen as mad by others, so that he might, if possible, bring souls to God. Heaven is my witness that I would do everything lawful to earn the love and sympathy of my fellow humans! It’s no small matter to be avoided by the good like an infected person, to be persecuted by today’s Pharisees as a nonbelieving heretic, to be looked at with both horror and disdain by the masses, who treat me as a madman who might become dangerous. But even if all those troubles were multiplied a hundred times, the fire inside me must not be extinguished, and the voice within that says ‘Speak’ must be obeyed. Woe to me if I do not preach the Gospel, even if I end up preaching it from the midst of the flames!”

So spoke this bold witness, one of those whom Heaven raised up from time to time to preserve amidst the most ignorant ages, and to carry down to those which succeed them, a manifestation of unadulterated Christianity, from the time of the Apostles to the age when, favoured by the invention of printing, the Reformation broke out in full splendour. The selfish policy of the glover was exposed in his own eyes; and he felt himself contemptible as he saw the Carthusian turn from him in all the hallowedness of resignation. He was even conscious of a momentary inclination to follow the example of the preacher’s philanthropy and disinterested zeal, but it glanced like a flash of lightning through a dark vault, where there lies nothing to catch the blaze; and he slowly descended the hill in a direction different from that of the Carthusian, forgetting him and his doctrines, and buried in anxious thoughts about his child’s fate and his own.

So spoke this brave witness, one of those people whom Heaven raises up from time to time to keep the true essence of Christianity alive during the most ignorant ages and to pass it down to the future generations, from the time of the Apostles to the era when the invention of printing allowed the Reformation to flourish. The selfish motives of the glover were revealed to him, and he felt worthless as he watched the Carthusian turn away from him in complete peace. He even had a fleeting desire to imitate the preacher’s kindness and selfless dedication, but it vanished like a flash of lightning in a dark room, where there’s nothing to ignite; and he slowly walked down the hill in a different direction from the Carthusian, forgetting him and his teachings, consumed by worries about his child’s fate and his own.





CHAPTER XXVIII.

     What want these outlaws conquerors should have
     But history’s purchased page to call them great,
     A wider space, an ornamented grave?
     Their hopes were not less warm, their souls were full as brave.

     BYRON.
     What do these outlaws and conquerors want 
     But a page in history bought to call them great, 
     A bigger space, a decorated grave? 
     Their hopes were just as passionate, their souls were just as brave.

     BYRON.

The funeral obsequies being over, the same flotilla which had proceeded in solemn and sad array down the lake prepared to return with displayed banners, and every demonstration of mirth and joy; for there was but brief time to celebrate festivals when the awful conflict betwixt the Clan Quhele and their most formidable rivals so nearly approached. It had been agreed, therefore, that the funeral feast should be blended with that usually given at the inauguration of the young chief.

The funeral services completed, the same flotilla that had moved solemnly and sadly down the lake got ready to return with flags flying and every sign of happiness and celebration; for there was only a short time to enjoy festivals before the terrible conflict between Clan Quhele and their strongest rivals was upon them. It had been decided, therefore, that the funeral feast would be combined with the one typically held for the inauguration of the young chief.

Some objections were made to this arrangement, as containing an evil omen. But, on the other hand, it had a species of recommendation, from the habits and feelings of the Highlanders, who, to this day, are wont to mingle a degree of solemn mirth with their mourning, and something resembling melancholy with their mirth. The usual aversion to speak or think of those who have been beloved and lost is less known to this grave and enthusiastic race than it is to others. You hear not only the young mention (as is everywhere usual) the merits and the character of parents, who have, in the course of nature, predeceased them; but the widowed partner speaks, in ordinary conversation, of the lost spouse, and, what is still stranger, the parents allude frequently to the beauty or valour of the child whom they have interred. The Scottish Highlanders appear to regard the separation of friends by death as something less absolute and complete than it is generally esteemed in other countries, and converse of the dear connexions who have sought the grave before them as if they had gone upon a long journey in which they themselves must soon follow. The funeral feast, therefore, being a general custom throughout Scotland, was not, in the opinion of those who were to share it, unseemingly mingled, on the present occasion, with the festivities which hailed the succession to the chieftainship.

Some objections were raised about this arrangement, seeing it as a bad sign. However, it also had a kind of endorsement from the habits and feelings of the Highlanders, who still mix a bit of solemn joy with their mourning and something like sadness with their joy. The usual reluctance to talk or think about loved ones who have passed away is less common among this serious and passionate group than it is in other places. You hear not only the young talking about the qualities and character of their parents who have naturally passed on, but the widowed partner also casually mentions the lost spouse, and even more surprisingly, parents often refer to the beauty or bravery of the child they have buried. The Scottish Highlanders seem to view the separation caused by death as less final and complete than it is generally seen in other countries, discussing their dearly departed as if they had just gone on a long journey that they too will eventually take. Therefore, the funeral feast, being a common tradition throughout Scotland, was in the eyes of those attending, appropriately mixed with the celebrations that accompanied the transition of chieftainship.

The barge which had lately borne the dead to the grave now conveyed the young MacIan to his new command and the minstrels sent forth their gayest notes to gratulate Eachin’s succession, as they had lately sounded their most doleful dirges when carrying Gilchrist to his grave. From the attendant flotilla rang notes of triumph and jubilee, instead of those yells of lamentation which had so lately disturbed the echoes of Loch Tay; and a thousand voices hailed the youthful chieftain as he stood on the poop, armed at all points, in the flower of early manhood, beauty, and activity, on the very spot where his father’s corpse had so lately been extended, and surrounded by triumphant friends, as that had been by desolate mourners.

The barge that had recently carried the dead to their final resting place now transported the young MacIan to his new command, while the minstrels played their most joyful tunes to celebrate Eachin’s rise to power, just as they had previously played their saddest melodies when they took Gilchrist to his grave. The accompanying flotilla was filled with sounds of triumph and celebration, instead of the cries of sorrow that had recently echoed across Loch Tay; and a thousand voices welcomed the young chieftain as he stood on the deck, fully armed, in the prime of his youth, beauty, and energy, in the exact spot where his father’s body had just been laid, surrounded by jubilant friends, unlike the desolate mourners that had been there before.

One boat kept closest of the flotilla to the honoured galley. Torquil of the Oak, a grizzled giant, was steersman; and his eight sons, each exceeding the ordinary stature of mankind, pulled the oars. Like some powerful and favourite wolf hound, unloosed from his couples, and frolicking around a liberal master, the boat of the foster brethren passed the chieftain’s barge, now on one side and now on another, and even rowed around it, as if in extravagance of joy; while, at the same time, with the jealous vigilance of the animal we have compared it to, they made it dangerous for any other of the flotilla to approach so near as themselves, from the risk of being run down by their impetuous and reckless manoeuvres. Raised to an eminent rank in the clan by the succession of their foster brother to the command of the Clan Quhele, this was the tumultuous and almost terrible mode in which they testified their peculiar share in their chief’s triumph.

One boat stayed closest to the honored galley in the flotilla. Torquil of the Oak, a rugged giant, was the steersman, and his eight sons, all taller than average, pulled the oars. Like a powerful and favorite wolfhound let loose to play around a generous master, the boat of the foster brothers danced around the chieftain’s barge, moving from one side to the other and even rowing around it in sheer joy. At the same time, with the jealous vigilance of the animal we compared it to, they made it risky for any other boat in the flotilla to come as close as they did, due to the threat of being run down by their reckless maneuvers. Elevated to a high rank in the clan thanks to their foster brother's rise to leader of Clan Quhele, this was the chaotic and almost frightening way they showed their unique connection to their chief’s success.

Far behind, and with different feelings, on the part of one at least of the company, came the small boat in which, manned by the Booshalloch and one of his sons, Simon Glover was a passenger.

Far behind, and with different emotions, at least from one person in the group, came the small boat in which Simon Glover was a passenger, manned by the Booshalloch and one of his sons.

“If we are bound for the head of the lake,” said Simon to his friend, “we shall hardly be there for hours.”

“If we're headed to the top of the lake,” Simon said to his friend, “we probably won’t get there for a few hours.”

But as he spoke the crew of the boat of the foster brethren, or leichtach, on a signal from the chief’s galley, lay on their oars until the Booshalloch’s boat came up, and throwing on board a rope of hides, which Niel made fast to the head of his skiff, they stretched to their oars once more, and, notwithstanding they had the small boat in tow, swept through the lake with almost the same rapidity as before. The skiff was tugged on with a velocity which seemed to hazard the pulling her under water, or the separation of her head from her other timbers.

But as he spoke, the crew of the foster brothers' boat, or leichtach, paused their oars at a signal from the chief’s galley until Booshalloch’s boat arrived. They tossed a rope made of hides on board, which Niel secured to the front of his skiff. Then they resumed rowing, and despite having the small boat in tow, they glided across the lake almost as quickly as before. The skiff was pulled along with a speed that threatened to either drag it underwater or tear its front away from the rest of the boat.

Simon Glover saw with anxiety the reckless fury of their course, and the bows of the boat occasionally brought within an inch or two of the level of the water; and though his friend, Niel Booshalloch, assured him it was all done in especial honour, he heartily wished his voyage might have a safe termination. It had so, and much sooner than he apprehended; for the place of festivity was not four miles distant from the sepulchral island, being chosen to suit the chieftain’s course, which lay to the southeast, so soon as the banquet should be concluded. A bay on the southern side of Loch Tay presented a beautiful beach of sparkling sand, on which the boats might land with ease, and a dry meadow, covered with turf, verdant considering the season, behind and around which rose high banks, fringed with copsewood, and displaying the lavish preparations which had been made for the entertainment.

Simon Glover watched anxiously as they recklessly sped along, with the boat's bow coming dangerously close to the water’s surface. Even though his friend, Niel Booshalloch, assured him it was all just for show, he sincerely hoped their trip would end safely. It did, and much sooner than he expected; the party location was less than four miles from the gloomy island, chosen to align with the chieftain’s route, which headed southeast as soon as the feast was over. A bay on the southern side of Loch Tay offered a beautiful sandy beach where the boats could easily land, and a dry meadow, lush for the season, lay behind it, surrounded by high banks dotted with bushes, showcasing the extensive preparations made for the celebration.

The Highlanders, well known for ready hatchet men, had constructed a long arbour or silvan banqueting room, capable of receiving two hundred men, while a number of smaller huts around seemed intended for sleeping apartments. The uprights, the couples, and roof tree of the temporary hall were composed of mountain pine, still covered with its bark. The framework of the sides was of planks or spars of the same material, closely interwoven with the leafy boughs of the fir and other evergreens, which the neighbouring woods afforded, while the hills had furnished plenty of heath to form the roof. Within this silvan palace the most important personages present were invited to hold high festival. Others of less note were to feast in various long sheds constructed with less care; and tables of sod, or rough planks, placed in the open air, were allotted to the numberless multitude. At a distance were to be seen piles of glowing charcoal or blazing wood, around which countless cooks toiled, bustled, and fretted, like so many demons working in their native element. Pits, wrought in the hillside, and lined with heated stones, served as ovens for stewing immense quantities of beef, mutton, and venison; wooden spits supported sheep and goats, which were roasted entire; others were cut into joints, and seethed in caldrons made of the animal’s own skins, sewed hastily together and filled with water; while huge quantities of pike, trout, salmon, and char were broiled with more ceremony on glowing embers. The glover had seen many a Highland banquet, but never one the preparations for which were on such a scale of barbarous profusion.

The Highlanders, famous for their skilled fighters, had built a long arbor or forest dining hall that could hold two hundred people, while several smaller huts around appeared to be meant for sleeping quarters. The supports, crossbeams, and roof of the temporary hall were made of mountain pine, still with its bark on. The sides were constructed from planks or logs of the same type, closely intertwined with leafy branches from fir and other evergreens found in the nearby woods, while the hills provided plenty of heather to cover the roof. Inside this woodland palace, the most important guests were invited to celebrate in style. Others of lesser status would feast in various long sheds built with less attention to detail; tables made of sod or rough planks were set up outdoors for the large crowd. In the distance, piles of glowing charcoal or burning wood could be seen, surrounded by numerous cooks who bustled around, resembling demons working in their natural habitat. Pits dug into the hillside and lined with heated stones served as ovens for cooking massive amounts of beef, mutton, and venison; wooden spits held entire sheep and goats for roasting; others were chopped into pieces and boiled in cauldrons made from the animals' own hides, quickly sewn together and filled with water; while large quantities of pike, trout, salmon, and char were grilled with more care over the hot embers. The glover had witnessed many Highland feasts, but he had never seen preparations on such a scale of wild extravagance.

He had little time, however, to admire the scene around him for, as soon as they landed on the beach, the Booshalloch observed with some embarrassment, that, as they had not been bidden to the table of the dais, to which he seemed to have expected an invitation, they had best secure a place in one of the inferior bothies or booths; and was leading the way in that direction, when he was stopped by one of the bodyguards, seeming to act as master of ceremonies, who whispered something in his ear.

He had little time to take in the scene around him because, as soon as they landed on the beach, the Booshalloch noticed with some embarrassment that, since they hadn't been invited to the dais, which he seemed to have expected, it would be best to find a spot in one of the lesser bothies or booths. He was heading that way when one of the bodyguards, appearing to be the master of ceremonies, stopped him and whispered something in his ear.

“I thought so,” said the herdsman, much relieved—“I thought neither the stranger nor the man that has my charge would be left out at the high table.”

“I figured as much,” said the herdsman, feeling much better—“I figured neither the stranger nor the man I’m responsible for would be excluded from the high table.”

They were conducted accordingly into the ample lodge, within which were long ranges of tables already mostly occupied by the guests, while those who acted as domestics were placing upon them the abundant though rude materials of the festival. The young chief, although he certainly saw the glover and the herdsman enter, did not address any personal salute to either, and their places were assigned them in a distant corner, far beneath the salt, a huge piece of antique silver plate, the only article of value that the table displayed, and which was regarded by the clan as a species of palladium, only produced and used on the most solemn occasions, such as the present.

They were led into the large lodge, where long rows of tables were mostly filled with guests, while those serving the meal were setting out the plentiful but basic food for the celebration. The young chief noticed the glover and the herdsman enter, but he didn’t acknowledge either of them personally, and they were given seats in a distant corner, far from the salt, a massive antique silver plate that was the only valuable item on the table, and seen by the clan as a kind of protective symbol, only brought out and used on the most important occasions, like this one.

The Booshalloch, somewhat discontented, muttered to Simon as he took his place: “These are changed days, friend. His father, rest his soul, would have spoken to us both; but these are bad manners which he has learned among you Sassenachs in the Low Country.”

The Booshalloch, feeling a bit unhappy, grumbled to Simon as he settled in: “These times are different, my friend. His father, may he rest in peace, would have had a word with both of us; but he’s picked up these rude manners from you English in the Low Country.”

To this remark the glover did not think it necessary to reply; instead of which he adverted to the evergreens, and particularly to the skins and other ornaments with which the interior of the bower was decorated. The most remarkable part of these ornaments was a number of Highland shirts of mail, with steel bonnets, battle axes, and two handed swords to match, which hung around the upper part of the room, together with targets highly and richly embossed. Each mail shirt was hung over a well dressed stag’s hide, which at once displayed the armour to advantage and saved it from suffering by damp.

To this comment, the glover thought it unnecessary to respond; instead, he pointed out the evergreens, especially the skins and other decorations adorning the inside of the bower. The most striking feature of these decorations was a collection of Highland mail shirts, complete with steel helmets, battle axes, and matching two-handed swords, which were draped around the upper part of the room, along with richly embossed targets. Each mail shirt was displayed over a well-groomed stag's hide, showcasing the armor beautifully while protecting it from moisture.

“These,” whispered the Booshalloch, “are the arms of the chosen champions of the Clan Quhele. They are twenty-nine in number, as you see, Eachin himself being the thirtieth, who wears his armour today, else had there been thirty. And he has not got such a good hauberk after all as he should wear on Palm Sunday. These nine suits of harness, of such large size, are for the leichtach, from whom so much is expected.”

“These,” whispered the Booshalloch, “are the arms of the chosen champions of Clan Quhele. There are twenty-nine of them, as you can see, with Eachin himself being the thirtieth, who is wearing his armor today, otherwise there would have been thirty. And he doesn’t even have the decent hauberk he should be wearing on Palm Sunday. These nine suits of armor, which are quite large, are for the leichtach, from whom so much is expected.”

“And these goodly deer hides,” said Simon, the spirit of his profession awakening at the sight of the goods in which he traded—“think you the chief will be disposed to chaffer for them? They are in demand for the doublets which knights wear under their armour.”

“And these nice deer hides,” said Simon, the spirit of his profession ignited by the sight of the goods he traded—“do you think the chief will be interested in bargaining for them? They’re in demand for the jackets that knights wear under their armor.”

“Did I not pray you,” said Niel Booshalloch, “to say nothing on that subject?”

“Didn't I ask you,” said Niel Booshalloch, “to keep quiet about that topic?”

“It is the mail shirts I speak of,” said Simon—“may I ask if any of them were made by our celebrated Perth armourer, called Henry of the Wynd?”

“It’s the mail shirts I’m talking about,” said Simon—“can I ask if any of them were made by our famous Perth armor maker, Henry of the Wynd?”

“Thou art more unlucky than before,” said Niel, “that man’s name is to Eachin’s temper like a whirlwind upon the lake; yet no man knows for what cause.”

“You're even more unlucky than before,” said Niel, “that guy's name is to Eachin's temper like a whirlwind on the lake; yet no one knows why.”

“I can guess,” thought our glover, but gave no utterance to the thought; and, having twice lighted on unpleasant subjects of conversation, he prepared to apply himself, like those around him, to his food, without starting another topic.

“I can guess,” thought our glover, but didn’t say anything out loud; and after stumbling upon two awkward subjects to talk about, he decided to focus on his food, just like everyone else, without bringing up anything new.

We have said as much of the preparations as may lead the reader to conclude that the festival, in respect of the quality of the food, was of the most rude description, consisting chiefly of huge joints of meat, which were consumed with little respect to the fasting season, although several of the friars of the island convent graced and hallowed the board by their presence. The platters were of wood, and so were the hooped cogues or cups out of which the guests quaffed their liquor, as also the broth or juice of the meat, which was held a delicacy. There were also various preparations of milk which were highly esteemed, and were eaten out of similar vessels. Bread was the scarcest article at the banquet, but the glover and his patron Niel were served with two small loaves expressly for their own use. In eating, as, indeed, was then the case all over Britain, the guests used their knives called skenes, or the large poniards named dirks, without troubling themselves by the reflection that they might occasionally have served different or more fatal purposes.

We have mentioned enough about the preparations to make it clear that the festival, in terms of food quality, was quite basic, mainly featuring large cuts of meat that were enjoyed despite the fasting season. Several friars from the island convent honored the feast with their presence. The dishes were made of wood, as were the cups from which the guests drank their beverages, including the broth or meat juice, which was considered a delicacy. There were also various dairy dishes that were highly valued, served in similar containers. Bread was the rarest item at the banquet, but the glover and his patron Niel received two small loaves specifically for them. During the meal, as was common throughout Britain at the time, guests used their knives called skenes, or large daggers known as dirks, without worrying that these tools could have served more dangerous purposes.

At the upper end of the table stood a vacant seat, elevated a step or two above the floor. It was covered with a canopy of hollow boughs and ivy, and there rested against it a sheathed sword and a folded banner. This had been the seat of the deceased chieftain, and was left vacant in honour of him. Eachin occupied a lower chair on the right hand of the place of honour.

At the top of the table was an empty seat, raised a step or two above the floor. It was draped with a canopy of hollow branches and ivy, and resting against it was a sheathed sword and a folded banner. This had been the seat of the late chieftain and was left empty in his honor. Eachin sat in a lower chair to the right of the place of honor.

The reader would be greatly mistaken who should follow out this description by supposing that the guests behaved like a herd of hungry wolves, rushing upon a feast rarely offered to them. On the contrary, the Clan Quhele conducted themselves with that species of courteous reserve and attention to the wants of others which is often found in primitive nations, especially such as are always in arms, because a general observance of the rules of courtesy is necessary to prevent quarrels, bloodshed, and death. The guests took the places assigned them by Torquil of the Oak, who, acting as marischal taeh, i.e. sewer of the mess, touched with a white wand, without speaking a word, the place where each was to sit. Thus placed in order, the company patiently waited for the portion assigned them, which was distributed among them by the leichtach; the bravest men or more distinguished warriors of the tribe being accommodated with a double mess, emphatically called bieyfir, or the portion of a man. When the sewers themselves had seen every one served, they resumed their places at the festival, and were each served with one of these larger messes of food. Water was placed within each man’s reach, and a handful of soft moss served the purposes of a table napkin, so that, as at an Eastern banquet, the hands were washed as often as the mess was changed. For amusement, the bard recited the praises of the deceased chief, and expressed the clan’s confidence in the blossoming virtues of his successor. The seannachie recited the genealogy of the tribe, which they traced to the race of the Dalriads; the harpers played within, while the war pipes cheered the multitude without. The conversation among the guests was grave, subdued, and civil; no jest was attempted beyond the bounds of a very gentle pleasantry, calculated only to excite a passing smile. There were no raised voices, no contentious arguments; and Simon Glover had heard a hundred times more noise at a guild feast in Perth than was made on this occasion by two hundred wild mountaineers.

The reader would be seriously mistaken to think that the guests acted like a pack of hungry wolves diving into a rare feast. In reality, the Clan Quhele behaved with a kind of courteous reserve and consideration for others' needs, which is often seen in primitive societies, especially those that are always prepared for battle, because sticking to the rules of politeness is necessary to avoid fights, bloodshed, and death. The guests took the places assigned to them by Torquil of the Oak, who, acting as the mess steward, touched the spot where each was to sit with a white wand, without saying a word. Once seated, the group patiently waited for their portions to be served, which were distributed by the designated server; the bravest or most distinguished warriors of the tribe received a larger serving, called bieyfir, or the portion of a man. Once the servers made sure everyone was served, they returned to their spots at the feast and were each given one of these larger portions. Water was placed within reach of everyone, and a handful of soft moss served as napkins, so that, like at an Eastern banquet, hands were washed whenever the food changed. For entertainment, the bard praised the deceased chief and expressed the clan’s faith in the emerging virtues of his successor. The storyteller recounted the tribe's genealogy, tracing it back to the Dalriads; the harpers played inside, while the war pipes energized the crowd outside. The conversation among the guests was serious, subdued, and polite; no jokes were attempted beyond gentle humor meant to draw a smile. There were no loud voices or heated arguments; Simon Glover had heard far more noise at a guild feast in Perth than was made at this gathering by two hundred wild mountaineers.

Even the liquor itself did not seem to raise the festive party above the same tone of decorous gravity. It was of various kinds. Wine appeared in very small quantities, and was served out only to the principal guests, among which honoured number Simon Glover was again included. The wine and the two wheaten loaves were indeed the only marks of notice which he received during the feast; but Niel Booshalloch, jealous of his master’s reputation for hospitality, failed not to enlarge on them as proofs of high distinction. Distilled liquors, since so generally used in the Highlands, were then comparatively unknown. The usquebaugh was circulated in small quantities, and was highly flavoured with a decoction of saffron and other herbs, so as to resemble a medicinal potion rather than a festive cordial. Cider and mead were seen at the entertainment, but ale, brewed in great quantities for the purpose, and flowing round without restriction, was the liquor generally used, and that was drunk with a moderation much less known among the more modern Highlanders. A cup to the memory of the deceased chieftain was the first pledge solemnly proclaimed after the banquet was finished, and a low murmur of benedictions was heard from the company, while the monks alone, uplifting their united voices, sung Requiem eternam dona. An unusual silence followed, as if something extraordinary was expected, when Eachin arose with a bold and manly, yet modest, grace, and ascended the vacant seat or throne, saying with dignity and firmness:

Even the alcohol itself didn’t seem to lift the mood of the party above a serious tone. There were different types of drinks. Wine was poured in very small amounts and only given to the main guests, among whom the respected Simon Glover was included once again. The wine and the two loaves of bread were pretty much the only special treatment he got during the feast; however, Niel Booshalloch, envious of his master’s reputation for hospitality, made sure to highlight these as signs of great honor. Distilled spirits, which were widely used in the Highlands, were relatively unknown back then. Usquebaugh was served in small quantities and was heavily flavored with a mix of saffron and other herbs, making it seem more like a medicinal drink than a festive one. Cider and mead were present at the gathering, but ale, brewed in large batches for the occasion and freely available, was the most common drink, consumed with a moderation that’s not often seen among the more modern Highlanders. A toast to the memory of the deceased chieftain was the first formal pledge made after the banquet, and a soft murmur of blessings arose from the guests, while only the monks raised their voices in unison to sing Requiem eternam dona. An unusual silence followed, as if something extraordinary was anticipated, when Eachin stood up with a bold yet humble grace and took the empty seat or throne, saying with dignity and confidence:

“This seat and my father’s inheritance I claim as my right—so prosper me God and St. Barr!”

“This seat and my father’s inheritance I claim as my right—so help me God and St. Barr!”

“How will you rule your father’s children?” said an old man, the uncle of the deceased.

“How will you lead your father’s children?” said an old man, the uncle of the deceased.

“I will defend them with my father’s sword, and distribute justice to them under my father’s banner.”

“I'll defend them with my father's sword and deliver justice to them under my father's banner.”

The old man, with a trembling hand, unsheathed the ponderous weapon, and, holding it by the blade, offered the hilt to the young chieftain’s grasp; at the same time Torquil of the Oak unfurled the pennon of the tribe, and swung it repeatedly over Eachin’s head, who, with singular grace and dexterity, brandished the huge claymore as in its defence. The guests raised a yelling shout to testify their acceptance of the patriarchal chief who claimed their allegiance, nor was there any who, in the graceful and agile youth before them, was disposed to recollect the subject of sinister vaticinations. As he stood in glittering mail, resting on the long sword, and acknowledging by gracious gestures the acclamations which rent the air within, without, and around, Simon Glover was tempted to doubt whether this majestic figure was that of the same lad whom he had often treated with little ceremony, and began to have some apprehension of the consequences of having done so. A general burst of minstrelsy succeeded to the acclamations, and rock and greenwood rang to harp and pipes, as lately to shout and yell of woe.

The old man, with a shaking hand, pulled out the heavy weapon and, holding it by the blade, offered the hilt to the young chieftain. At the same time, Torquil of the Oak waved the tribe’s banner and swung it over Eachin’s head, who, with remarkable grace and skill, brandished the large claymore as if defending it. The guests erupted in cheers to show their acceptance of the patriarchal chief who sought their loyalty, and no one, seeing the graceful and agile youth before them, was inclined to remember the dark omens. As he stood in shining armor, leaning on the long sword and graciously acknowledging the cheers that filled the air around him, Simon Glover began to doubt whether this impressive figure was really the same boy he had often treated casually, and he started to worry about the consequences of his past behavior. A burst of music followed the cheers, and the rocks and woods echoed with harp and pipe melodies, contrasting sharply with the recent cries of sorrow.

It would be tedious to pursue the progress of the inaugural feast, or detail the pledges that were quaffed to former heroes of the clan, and above all to the twenty-nine brave galloglasses who were to fight in the approaching conflict, under the eye and leading of their young chief. The bards, assuming in old times the prophetic character combined with their own, ventured to assure them of the most distinguished victory, and to predict the fury with which the blue falcon, the emblem of the Clan Quhele, should rend to pieces the mountain cat, the well known badge of the Clan Chattan.

It would be boring to keep track of the initial feast's events or to list all the toasts raised to the clan's past heroes, especially to the twenty-nine brave galloglasses who were set to fight in the upcoming battle, led by their young chief. The bards, taking on a prophetic role as they did in the past, confidently promised them a remarkable victory and foretold the rage with which the blue falcon, the symbol of the Clan Quhele, would tear apart the mountain cat, the well-known badge of the Clan Chattan.

It was approaching sunset when a bowl, called the grace cup, made of oak, hooped with silver, was handed round the table as the signal of dispersion, although it was left free to any who chose a longer carouse to retreat to any of the outer bothies. As for Simon Glover, the Booshalloch conducted him to a small hut, contrived, it would seem, for the use of a single individual, where a bed of heath and moss was arranged as well as the season would permit, and an ample supply of such delicacies as the late feast afforded showed that all care had been taken for the inhabitant’s accommodation.

It was getting close to sunset when a bowl, known as the grace cup, made of oak and rimmed with silver, was passed around the table as a signal for everyone to leave. However, anyone who wanted to stay longer and drink could go to one of the outer huts. As for Simon Glover, the Booshalloch led him to a small hut, which seemed to be designed for one person. Inside, there was a bed made of heath and moss arranged as neatly as the season allowed, along with plenty of tasty leftovers from the feast, indicating that every effort had been made for the comfort of the occupant.

“Do not leave this hut,” said the Booshalloch, taking leave of his friend and protege: “this is your place of rest. But apartments are lost on such a night of confusion, and if the badger leaves his hole the toad will creep into it.”

“Don’t leave this hut,” said the Booshalloch, saying goodbye to his friend and protégé. “This is your safe space. But it’s pointless to have nice rooms on a chaotic night like this, and if the badger comes out of its burrow, the toad will sneak inside.”

To Simon Glover this arrangement was by no means disagreeable. He had been wearied by the noise of the day, and felt desirous of repose. After eating, therefore, a morsel, which his appetite scarce required, and drinking a cup of wine to expel the cold, he muttered his evening prayer, wrapt himself in his cloak, and lay down on a couch which old acquaintance had made familiar and easy to him. The hum and murmur, and even the occasional shouts, of some of the festive multitude who continued revelling without did not long interrupt his repose, and in about ten minutes he was as fast asleep as if he had lain in his own bed in Curfew Street.

To Simon Glover, this setup was definitely not a problem. He had been tired from the day's noise and wanted some rest. So, after eating a little bit, which he barely needed, and having a cup of wine to warm up, he whispered his evening prayer, wrapped himself in his cloak, and lay down on a couch that felt familiar and comfortable. The hum and chatter, along with the occasional shouts of some partygoers who were still celebrating outside, didn’t disturb his sleep for long, and in about ten minutes, he was as sound asleep as if he were in his own bed on Curfew Street.





CHAPTER XXIX.

     Still harping on my daughter.

     Hamlet.
     Still going on about my daughter.

     Hamlet.

Two hours before the black cock crew, Simon Glover was wakened by a well known voice, which called him by name.

Two hours before the black rooster crowed, Simon Glover was awakened by a familiar voice that called him by name.

“What, Conachar!” he replied, as he started from sleep, “is the morning so far advanced?” and, raising his eyes, the person of whom he was dreaming stood before him; and at the same moment, the events of yesterday rushing on his recollection, he saw with surprise that the vision retained the form which sleep had assigned it, and it was not the mail clad Highland chief, with claymore in hand, as he had seen him the preceding night, but Conachar of Curfew Street, in his humble apprentice’s garb, holding in his hand a switch of oak. An apparition would not more have surprised our Perth burgher. As he gazed with wonder, the youth turned upon him a piece of lighted bog wood which he carried in a lantern, and to his waking exclamation replied:

“What, Conachar!” he replied, jolting awake, “is the morning already this late?” As he opened his eyes, the person he had been dreaming about stood right in front of him; at the same moment, memories of yesterday came flooding back. To his surprise, the figure looked just as he had imagined in his sleep; it wasn't the armored Highland chief with a sword in hand, like he had seen the night before, but Conachar of Curfew Street, dressed in his simple apprentice's clothes, holding a piece of oak. An apparition couldn’t have shocked our Perth citizen more. As he stared in amazement, the young man turned toward him with a lit piece of bog wood that he carried in a lantern and answered his startled question:

“Even so, father Simon: it is Conachar, come to renew our old acquaintance, when our intercourse will attract least notice.”

“Still, Father Simon: it’s Conachar, here to rekindle our old friendship, when our meeting will draw the least attention.”

So saying, he sat down on a tressel which answered the purpose of a chair, and placing the lantern beside him, proceeded in the most friendly tone:

So saying, he sat down on a trestle that served as a chair, and placed the lantern next to him, continuing in the friendliest tone:

“I have tasted of thy good cheer many a day, father Simon; I trust thou hast found no lack in my family?”

“I’ve enjoyed your hospitality many times, Father Simon; I hope you haven’t found anything lacking in my family?”

“None whatever, Eachin MacIan,” answered the glover, for the simplicity of the Celtic language and manners rejects all honorary titles; “it was even too good for this fasting season, and much too good for me, since I must be ashamed to think how hard you fared in Curfew Street.”

“Not a thing, Eachin MacIan,” replied the glover, since the straightforwardness of the Celtic language and customs dismisses any honorary titles; “it was even too generous for this time of fasting, and far too generous for me, considering how tough it was for you in Curfew Street.”

“Even too well, to use your own word,” said Conachar, “for the deserts of an idle apprentice and for the wants of a young Highlander. But yesterday, if there was, as I trust, enough of food, found you not, good glover, some lack of courteous welcome? Excuse it not—I know you did so. But I am young in authority with my people, and I must not too early draw their attention to the period of my residence in the Lowlands, which, however, I can never forget.”

“Even too well, to use your own word,” said Conachar, “for the struggles of an idle apprentice and for the needs of a young Highlander. But yesterday, if there was, as I hope, enough food, didn’t you, good glover, lack a warm welcome? Don’t make excuses—I know you did. But I'm still new in my role with my people, and I must not draw their attention too soon to how long I've been in the Lowlands, which I can never forget anyway.”

“I understand the cause entirely,” said Simon; “and therefore it is unwillingly, and as it were by force, that I have made so early a visit hither.”

“I completely understand the reason,” Simon said, “and that’s why I came here so early, even though I really didn’t want to and felt like it was forced.”

“Hush, father—hush! It is well you are come to see some of my Highland splendour while it yet sparkles. Return after Palm Sunday, and who knows whom or what you may find in the territories we now possess! The wildcat may have made his lodge where the banqueting bower of MacIan now stands.”

“Hush, Dad—hush! It's good you’re here to see some of my Highland beauty while it still shines. Come back after Palm Sunday, and who knows who or what you might find in the lands we currently own! The wildcat might have made its home where MacIan's banquet room now stands.”

The young chief was silent, and pressed the top of the rod to his lips, as if to guard against uttering more.

The young chief was quiet and pressed the top of the rod to his lips, as if to prevent himself from saying anything more.

“There is no fear of that, Eachin,” said Simon, in that vague way in which lukewarm comforters endeavour to turn the reflections of their friends from the consideration of inevitable danger.

“There’s no need to worry about that, Eachin,” Simon said, in that unclear way that half-hearted comforters try to steer their friends away from thinking about unavoidable danger.

“There is fear, and there is peril of utter ruin,” answered Eachin, “and there is positive certainty of great loss. I marvel my father consented to this wily proposal of Albany. I would MacGillie Chattanach would agree with me, and then, instead of wasting our best blood against each other, we would go down together to Strathmore and kill and take possession. I would rule at Perth and he at Dundee, and all the great strath should be our own to the banks of the Firth of Tay. Such is the policy I have caught from your old grey head, father Simon, when holding a trencher at thy back, and listening to thy evening talk with Bailie Craigdallie.”

“There’s fear, and the risk of complete destruction,” replied Eachin, “and we know we’ll definitely face significant losses. I’m amazed my father agreed to this cunning plan from Albany. I wish MacGillie Chattanach would see it my way, so instead of wasting our best men fighting each other, we could join forces, head to Strathmore, and take control. I could lead in Perth, and he could take charge in Dundee, and all the great valley would belong to us up to the banks of the Firth of Tay. This strategy is what I've learned from you, father Simon, while holding a plate behind you and listening to your evening conversations with Bailie Craigdallie.”

“The tongue is well called an unruly member,” thought the glover. “Here have I been holding a candle to the devil, to show him the way to mischief.”

“The tongue is definitely an uncontrollable part,” thought the glover. “Here I have been lighting a candle for the devil, to show him how to create trouble.”

But he only said aloud: “These plans come too late.”

But he just said out loud, “These plans are too late.”

“Too late indeed!” answered Eachin. “The indentures of battle are signed by our marks and seals, the burning hate of the Clan Quhele and Clan Chattan is blown up to an inextinguishable flame by mutual insults and boasts. Yes, the time is passed by. But to thine own affairs, father Glover. It is religion that has brought thee hither, as I learn from Niel Booshalloch. Surely, my experience of thy prudence did not lead me to suspect thee of any quarrel with Mother Church. As for my old acquaintance, Father Clement, he is one of those who hunt after the crown of martyrdom, and think a stake, surrounded with blazing fagots, better worth embracing than a willing bride. He is a very knight errant in defence of his religious notions, and does battle wherever he comes. He hath already a quarrel with the monks of Sibyl’s Isle yonder about some point of doctrine. Hast seen him?”

“Too late indeed!” responded Eachin. “The battle agreements are signed with our marks and seals, the burning hatred between Clan Quhele and Clan Chattan has flared up into an unstoppable fire due to our mutual insults and boasts. Yes, the time has passed. But let's focus on your own matters, Father Glover. It’s religion that has brought you here, as I’ve learned from Niel Booshalloch. Surely, my experience with your wisdom didn’t lead me to think you’d have any issues with the Church. As for my old friend, Father Clement, he’s one of those who chase after the crown of martyrdom, believing that a stake surrounded by burning faggots is a better choice than a willing bride. He’s like a knight-errant defending his beliefs, ready to fight wherever he goes. He’s already in a dispute with the monks of Sibyl’s Isle over some point of doctrine. Have you seen him?”

“I have,” answered Simon; “but we spoke little together, the time being pressing.”

“I have,” Simon replied; “but we didn’t talk much since we were pressed for time.”

“He may have said that there is a third person—one more likely, I think, to be a true fugitive for religion than either you, a shrewd citizen, or he, a wrangling preacher—who would be right heartily welcome to share our protection? Thou art dull, man, and wilt not guess my meaning—thy daughter, Catharine.”

“He might have mentioned that there’s another person—someone who’s probably more of a true fugitive for their faith than you, a clever citizen, or him, a quarrelsome preacher—who would be more than welcome to share our protection. You're not getting it, my friend, and you can’t seem to figure out what I mean—your daughter, Catharine.”

These last words the young chief spoke in English; and he continued the conversation in that language, as if apprehensive of being overheard, and, indeed, as if under the sense of some involuntary hesitation.

These final words the young chief spoke in English, and he kept the conversation going in that language, as if fearing someone might overhear, and, in fact, as if feeling some unintentional hesitation.

“My daughter Catharine,” said the glover, remembering what the Carthusian had told him, “is well and safe.”

“My daughter Catharine,” said the glover, recalling what the Carthusian had told him, “is doing well and is safe.”

“But where or with whom?” said the young chief. “And wherefore came she not with you? Think you the Clan Quhele have no cailliachs as active as old Dorothy, whose hand has warmed my haffits before now, to wait upon the daughter of their chieftain’s master?”

“But where or with whom?” said the young chief. “And why didn’t she come with you? Do you think the Clan Quhele has no wise women as capable as old Dorothy, whose hand has warmed my feet before, to attend to the daughter of their leader’s master?”

“Again I thank you,” said the glover, “and doubt neither your power nor your will to protect my daughter, as well as myself. But an honourable lady, the friend of Sir Patrick Charteris, hath offered her a safe place of refuge without the risk of a toilsome journey through a desolate and distracted country.”

“Once again, I appreciate your help,” said the glover, “and I have no doubt about your ability or desire to protect my daughter and me. However, a respected lady, a friend of Sir Patrick Charteris, has offered us a safe place to stay without the danger of a difficult journey through a rough and unsettled area.”

“Oh, ay, Sir Patrick Charteris,” said Eachin, in a more reserved and distant tone; “he must be preferred to all men, without doubt. He is your friend, I think?”

“Oh, yes, Sir Patrick Charteris,” Eachin said, in a more reserved and distant tone; “he must be preferred above all men, no doubt. He’s your friend, I assume?”

Simon Glover longed to punish this affectation of a boy who had been scolded four times a day for running into the street to see Sir Patrick Charteris ride past; but he checked his spirit of repartee, and simply said:

Simon Glover wanted to take down this pretentious kid who had been told off four times a day for rushing into the street to watch Sir Patrick Charteris ride by; but he held back his quick wit and just said:

“Sir Patrick Charteris has been provost of Perth for seven years, and it is likely is so still, since the magistrates are elected, not in Lent, but at St. Martinmas.”

“Sir Patrick Charteris has been the provost of Perth for seven years, and he's probably still in that role, since the magistrates are elected not during Lent, but at St. Martin's Day.”

“Ah, father Glover,” said the youth, in his kinder and more familiar mode of address, “you are so used to see the sumptuous shows and pageants of Perth, that you would but little relish our barbarous festival in comparison. What didst thou think of our ceremonial of yesterday?”

“Ah, Father Glover,” said the young man, in a more friendly and familiar tone, “you’re so used to the lavish shows and parades of Perth that you probably wouldn’t think much of our rough festival in comparison. What did you think of our ceremony yesterday?”

“It was noble and touching,” said the glover; “and to me, who knew your father, most especially so. When you rested on the sword and looked around you, methought I saw mine old friend Gilchrist MacIan arisen from the dead and renewed in years and in strength.”

“It was noble and moving,” said the glover; “and to me, who knew your father, especially so. When you rested on the sword and looked around, I thought I saw my old friend Gilchrist MacIan come back to life, renewed in youth and strength.”

“I played my part there boldly, I trust; and showed little of that paltry apprentice boy whom you used to—use just as he deserved?”

“I played my role there confidently, I hope; and showed little of that worthless apprentice boy you used to—treat just as he deserved?”

“Eachin resembles Conachar,” said the glover, “no more than a salmon resembles a gar, though men say they are the same fish in a different state, or than a butterfly resembles a grub.”

“Eachin looks like Conachar,” said the glover, “just as much as a salmon looks like a gar, even though people say they’re the same fish in different forms, or as much as a butterfly looks like a grub.”

“Thinkest thou that, while I was taking upon me the power which all women love, I would have been myself an object for a maiden’s eye to rest upon? To speak plain, what would Catharine have thought of me in the ceremonial?”

“Do you think that while I was taking on the power that all women love, I would have been someone a young woman would want to look at? To be straightforward, what would Catharine have thought of me in that situation?”

“We approach the shallows now,” thought Simon Glover, “and without nice pilotage we drive right on shore.”

“We're getting close to the shallow waters now,” thought Simon Glover, “and without careful navigation, we’ll run right aground.”

“Most women like show, Eachin; but I think my daughter Catharine be an exception. She would rejoice in the good fortune of her household friend and playmate; but she would not value the splendid MacIan, captain of Clan Quhele, more than the orphan Conachar.”

“Most women enjoy the spotlight, Eachin; but I believe my daughter Catharine is an exception. She would celebrate the good fortune of her household friend and playmate; but she wouldn’t value the impressive MacIan, captain of Clan Quhele, any more than the orphan Conachar.”

“She is ever generous and disinterested,” replied the young chief. “But yourself, father, have seen the world for many more years than she has done, and can better form a judgment what power and wealth do for those who enjoy them. Think, and speak sincerely, what would be your own thoughts if you saw your Catharine standing under yonder canopy, with the command over an hundred hills, and the devoted obedience of ten thousand vassals; and as the price of these advantages, her hand in that of the man who loves her the best in the world?”

“She is always generous and selfless,” replied the young chief. “But you, father, have been around much longer than she has and can judge better what power and wealth bring to those who have them. Honestly think, what would you feel if you saw your Catharine standing under that canopy, commanding a hundred hills, with the loyal obedience of ten thousand subjects; and as the cost of these benefits, her hand in the grasp of the man who loves her more than anyone else in the world?”

“Meaning in your own, Conachar?” said Simon.

“Meaning in your own, Conachar?” Simon asked.

“Ay, Conachar call me: I love the name, since it was by that I have been known to Catharine.”

“Ay, Conachar, that’s what I’m called: I love the name because it’s how I’ve been known to Catharine.”

“Sincerely, then,” said the glover, endeavouring to give the least offensive turn to his reply, “my inmost thought would be the earnest wish that Catharine and I were safe in our humble booth in Curfew Street, with Dorothy for our only vassal.”

“Honestly, then,” said the glover, trying to make his reply sound less harsh, “the truth is that I really wish Catharine and I were safe in our little shop on Curfew Street, with Dorothy as our only helper.”

“And with poor Conachar also, I trust? You would not leave him to pine away in solitary grandeur?”

“And with poor Conachar too, I hope? You wouldn’t just let him suffer in lonely greatness?”

“I would not,” answered the glover, “wish so ill to the Clan Quhele, mine ancient friends, as to deprive them, at the moment of emergency, of a brave young chief, and that chief of the fame which he is about to acquire at their head in the approaching conflict.”

“I wouldn’t,” replied the glover, “want to harm the Clan Quhele, my old friends, by taking away their brave young leader right when they need him most, especially considering the glory he’s about to earn as their chief in the upcoming battle.”

Eachin bit his lip to suppress his irritated feelings as he replied: “Words—words—empty words, father Simon. You fear the Clan Quhele more than you love them, and you suppose their indignation would be formidable should their chief marry the daughter of a burgess of Perth.”

Eachin bit his lip to hold back his irritation as he responded: “Words—just words, Father Simon. You’re more afraid of the Clan Quhele than you care for them, and you think their anger would be something to fear if their chief marries the daughter of a merchant from Perth.”

“And if I do fear such an issue, Hector MacIan, have I not reason? How have ill assorted marriages had issue in the house of MacCallanmore, in that of the powerful MacLeans—nay, of the Lords of the Isles themselves? What has ever come of them but divorce and exheredation, sometimes worse fate, to the ambitious intruder? You could not marry my child before a priest, and you could only wed her with your left hand; and I—” he checked the strain of impetuosity which the subject inspired, and concluded, “and I am an honest though humble burgher of Perth, who would rather my child were the lawful and undoubted spouse of a citizen in my own rank than the licensed concubine of a monarch.”

“And if I fear such an outcome, Hector MacIan, do I not have a reason? How have poorly matched marriages turned out in the house of MacCallanmore, in that of the powerful MacLeans—nay, even among the Lords of the Isles themselves? What has ever come from them but divorce and disinheritance, sometimes a worse fate for the ambitious newcomer? You couldn't marry my daughter before a priest, and you could only wed her with your left hand; and I—” he held back the rush of emotion that the topic stirred up and finished, “and I am an honest though humble citizen of Perth, who would prefer my child to be the lawful and recognized spouse of someone in my own class rather than the permitted mistress of a king.”

“I will wed Catharine before the priest and before the world, before the altar and before the black stones of Iona,” said the impetuous young man. “She is the love of my youth, and there is not a tie in religion or honour but I will bind myself by them! I have sounded my people. If we do but win this combat—and, with the hope of gaining Catharine, we SHALL win it—my heart tells me so—I shall be so much lord over their affections that, were I to take a bride from the almshouse, so it was my pleasure, they would hail her as if she were a daughter of MacCallanmore. But you reject my suit?” said Eachin, sternly.

“I will marry Catharine in front of the priest and everyone else, at the altar and by the black stones of Iona,” said the passionate young man. “She is the love of my youth, and there’s no bond of faith or honor that I won’t commit to! I’ve consulted my people. If we just win this fight—and, with the hope of winning Catharine, we WILL win it—my heart tells me so—I’ll have so much power over their affections that if I were to take a bride from the almshouse, they’d treat her as if she were a daughter of MacCallanmore. But you refuse my proposal?” said Eachin, sternly.

“You put words of offence in my mouth,” said the old man, “and may next punish me for them, since I am wholly in your power. But with my consent my daughter shall never wed save in her own degree. Her heart would break amid the constant wars and scenes of bloodshed which connect themselves with your lot. If you really love her, and recollect her dread of strife and combat, you would not wish her to be subjected to the train of military horrors in which you, like your father, must needs be inevitably and eternally engaged. Choose a bride amongst the daughters of the mountain chiefs, my son, or fiery Lowland nobles. You are fair, young, rich, high born, and powerful, and will not woo in vain. You will readily find one who will rejoice in your conquests, and cheer you under defeat. To Catharine, the one would be as frightful as the other. A warrior must wear a steel gauntlet: a glove of kidskin would be torn to pieces in an hour.”

“You’re putting offensive words in my mouth,” the old man said, “and you can punish me for them since I’m completely at your mercy. But my daughter will never marry anyone outside her own status with my approval. Her heart would break with the constant wars and bloodshed that come with your life. If you truly love her and remember how afraid she is of conflict, you wouldn't want to expose her to the military horrors that you, like your father, will always be part of. Choose a bride from among the daughters of the mountain chiefs or the fiery Lowland nobles. You’re handsome, young, wealthy, noble, and powerful; you won’t have trouble finding someone. You’ll easily find a woman who will celebrate your victories and support you in defeat. For Catharine, either option would be terrifying. A warrior must wear a steel gauntlet; a kidskin glove would be shredded in no time.”

A dark cloud passed over the face of the young chief, lately animated with so much fire.

A dark cloud crossed the young chief's face, which had been filled with so much energy just moments ago.

“Farewell,” he said, “the only hope which could have lighted me to fame or victory!”

“Goodbye,” he said, “the only hope that could have guided me to fame or victory!”

He remained for a space silent, and intensely thoughtful, with downcast eyes, a lowering brow, and folded arms. At length he raised his hands, and said: “Father,—for such you have been to me—I am about to tell you a secret. Reason and pride both advise me to be silent, but fate urges me, and must be obeyed. I am about to lodge in you the deepest and dearest secret that man ever confided to man. But beware—end this conference how it will—beware how you ever breathe a syllable of what I am now to trust to you; for know that, were you to do so in the most remote corner of Scotland, I have ears to hear it even there, and a hand and poniard to reach a traitor’s bosom. I am—but the word will not out!”

He stayed quiet for a while, lost in thought, with his eyes down, a furrowed brow, and his arms crossed. Finally, he raised his hands and said: “Father—because that’s what you’ve been to me—I’m about to share a secret with you. Both reason and pride tell me to stay quiet, but fate pushes me on, and I have to listen to it. I’m about to entrust you with the deepest and most cherished secret that anyone has ever shared with another. But be careful—no matter how this conversation ends—be careful about how you ever hint at what I’m about to share; because if you were to say even a word in the farthest corner of Scotland, I will hear it there, and I’ll have the means to reach a traitor’s heart. I am—but I can’t bring myself to say it!”

“Do not speak it then,” said the prudent glover: “a secret is no longer safe when it crosses the lips of him who owns it, and I desire not a confidence so dangerous as you menace me with.”

“Then don’t say it,” said the careful glover. “A secret isn’t safe anymore once it’s spoken by the person who holds it, and I don’t want the kind of trust that you’re threatening me with.”

“Ay, but I must speak, and you must hear,” said the youth. “In this age of battle, father, you have yourself been a combatant?”

“Ay, but I must speak, and you must hear,” said the young man. “In this time of conflict, father, have you been a fighter yourself?”

“Once only,” replied Simon, “when the Southron assaulted the Fair City. I was summoned to take my part in the defence, as my tenure required, like that of other craftsmen, who are bound to keep watch and ward.”

“Only once,” Simon replied, “when the Southerners attacked the Fair City. I was called up to do my part in the defense, like my contract required, just like other tradespeople who are obligated to keep watch and guard.”

“And how felt you upon that matter?” inquired the young chief.

“And how did you feel about that?” asked the young chief.

“What can that import to the present business?” said Simon, in some surprise.

“What does that have to do with what we're discussing now?” Simon said, somewhat surprised.

“Much, else I had not asked the question,” answered. Eachin, in the tone of haughtiness which from time to time he assumed.

“Otherwise, I wouldn’t have asked the question,” replied Eachin, in the haughty tone he occasionally adopted.

“An old man is easily brought to speak of olden times,” said Simon, not unwilling, on an instant’s reflection, to lead the conversation away from the subject of his daughter, “and I must needs confess my feelings were much short of the high, cheerful confidence, nay, the pleasure, with which I have seen other men go to battle. My life and profession were peaceful, and though I have not wanted the spirit of a man, when the time demanded it, yet I have seldom slept worse than the night before that onslaught. My ideas were harrowed by the tales we were told—nothing short of the truth—about the Saxon archers: how they drew shafts of a cloth yard length, and used bows a third longer than ours. When I fell into a broken slumber, if but a straw in the mattress pricked my side I started and waked, thinking an English arrow was quivering in my body. In the morning, as I began for very weariness to sink into some repose, I was waked by the tolling of the common bell, which called us burghers to the walls; I never heard its sound peal so like a passing knell before or since.”

“An old man will easily start talking about the past,” Simon said, not hesitant to shift the conversation away from his daughter after a moment of thought. “And I have to admit my feelings were nowhere near the high, cheerful confidence—and even the joy—that I’ve seen other men display before going into battle. My life and work were peaceful, and while I’ve shown the spirit of a man when it was needed, I rarely slept worse than the night before that fight. My mind was tormented by the stories we heard—nothing but the truth—about the Saxon archers: how they shot arrows that were a yard long and used bows that were a third longer than ours. When I finally fell into a fitful sleep, if even a straw in the mattress poked my side, I would jump awake, thinking an English arrow had struck me. In the morning, just as I began to drift off from sheer exhaustion, I was stirred by the tolling of the common bell, summoning us townspeople to the walls; I’ve never heard its sound resonate like a death knell before or after.”

“Go on—what further chanced?” demanded Eachin.

“Go on—what else happened?” asked Eachin.

“I did on my harness,” said Simon, “such as it was; took my mother’s blessing, a high spirited woman, who spoke of my father’s actions for the honour of the Fair Town. This heartened me, and I felt still bolder when I found myself ranked among the other crafts, all bowmen, for thou knowest the Perth citizens have good skill in archery. We were dispersed on the walls, several knights and squires in armour of proof being mingled amongst us, who kept a bold countenance, confident perhaps in their harness, and informed us, for our encouragement, that they would cut down with their swords and axes any of those who should attempt to quit their post. I was kindly assured of this myself by the old Kempe of Kinfauns, as he was called, this good Sir Patrick’s father, then our provost. He was a grandson of the Red Rover, Tom of Longueville, and a likely man to keep his word, which he addressed to me in especial, because a night of much discomfort may have made me look paler than usual; and, besides, I was but a lad.”

“I put on my gear,” Simon said, “as best as I could; took my mother’s blessing, a spirited woman who talked about my father’s deeds for the honor of the Fair Town. This encouraged me, and I felt braver when I found myself alongside the other crafts, all archers, since you know the citizens of Perth are skilled in archery. We were spread out along the walls, with several knights and squires in full armor mixed in among us, who kept a brave face, probably feeling secure in their gear. They told us, for our encouragement, that they would chop down anyone who tried to leave their post. I received this assurance personally from the old Kempe of Kinfauns, as he was called, the father of good Sir Patrick, who was our provost at the time. He was a grandson of the Red Rover, Tom of Longueville, and a man likely to keep his word, which he addressed specifically to me because a night of discomfort might have made me look paler than usual; besides, I was just a kid.”

“And did his exhortation add to your fear or your resolution?” said Eachin, who seemed very attentive.

“And did his encouragement make you more scared or more determined?” said Eachin, who seemed very focused.

“To my resolution,” answered Simon; “for I think nothing can make a man so bold to face one danger at some distance in his front as the knowledge of another close behind him, to push him forward. Well, I mounted the walls in tolerable heart, and was placed with others on the Spey Tower, being accounted a good bowman. But a very cold fit seized me as I saw the English, in great order, with their archers in front, and their men at arms behind, marching forward to the attack in strong columns, three in number. They came on steadily, and some of us would fain have shot at them; but it was strictly forbidden, and we were obliged to remain motionless, sheltering ourselves behind the battlement as we best might. As the Southron formed their long ranks into lines, each man occupying his place as by magic, and preparing to cover themselves by large shields, called pavesses, which they planted before them, I again felt a strange breathlessness, and some desire to go home for a glass of distilled waters. But as I looked aside, I saw the worthy Kempe of Kinfauns bending a large crossbow, and I thought it pity he should waste the bolt on a true hearted Scotsman, when so many English were in presence; so I e’en staid where I was, being in a comfortable angle, formed by two battlements. The English then strode forward, and drew their bowstrings—not to the breast, as your Highland kerne do, but to the ear—and sent off their volleys of swallow tails before we could call on St. Andrew. I winked when I saw them haul up their tackle, and I believe I started as the shafts began to rattle against the parapet. But looking round me, and seeing none hurt but John Squallit, the town crier, whose jaws were pierced through with a cloth yard shaft, I took heart of grace, and shot in my turn with good will and good aim. A little man I shot at, who had just peeped out from behind his target, dropt with a shaft through his shoulder. The provost cried, ‘Well stitched, Simon Glover!’ ‘St. John, for his own town, my fellow craftsmen!’ shouted I, though I was then but an apprentice. And if you will believe me, in the rest of the skirmish, which was ended by the foes drawing off, I drew bowstring and loosed shaft as calmly as if I had been shooting at butts instead of men’s breasts. I gained some credit, and I have ever afterwards thought that, in case of necessity—for with me it had never been matter of choice—I should not have lost it again. And this is all I can tell of warlike experience in battle. Other dangers I have had, which I have endeavoured to avoid like a wise man, or, when they were inevitable, I have faced them like a true one. Upon other terms a man cannot live or hold up his head in Scotland.”

“To my determination,” replied Simon; “because I believe nothing makes a person braver to face one danger ahead than the knowledge of another right behind them, pushing them forward. Well, I climbed up onto the walls feeling fairly confident and was stationed with others on the Spey Tower, being regarded as a decent archer. But a sudden chill hit me when I saw the English in perfect formation, with their archers in front and their men-at-arms behind, marching towards us in three strong columns. They advanced steadily, and some of us wanted to shoot at them, but it was strictly forbidden, so we had to stay still, trying to shield ourselves behind the battlement as best we could. As the English formed their long lines, each man taking his place like it was magic, and prepared to protect themselves with large shields called pavesses that they set up in front of them, I felt another wave of breathlessness and a desire to go home for a drink of water. But then I glanced aside and saw the worthy Kempe of Kinfauns aiming a large crossbow, and I thought it was a shame for him to waste a bolt on a true-hearted Scotsman when so many English were around; so I stayed where I was, in a comfortable corner formed by two battlements. The English then marched forward and pulled back their bowstrings—not to their chests like your Highlanders do, but to their ears—and released their volleys of arrows before we could even call on St. Andrew. I flinched when I saw them ready their bows, and I think I jumped as the arrows began to thud against the parapet. Looking around, and seeing no one hurt except John Squallit, the town crier, whose jaw was pierced by a long arrow, I felt reassured and shot back with all my might and accuracy. I aimed at a little man who had just peeked out from behind his shield and dropped him with an arrow through his shoulder. The provost shouted, ‘Well shot, Simon Glover!’ ‘St. John, for my town, my fellow craftsmen!’ I called out, even though I was just an apprentice at the time. And if you believe me, throughout the rest of the skirmish, which ended when the enemies withdrew, I pulled back my bowstring and let arrows fly just as calmly as if I had been shooting at targets instead of at men. I earned some respect, and I’ve always thought that, if necessary—since it was never a matter of choice for me—I wouldn't have lost it again. And this is all I can share about my experiences in battle. I have faced other dangers, which I have tried to avoid wisely, or when they were unavoidable, I confronted them like a true person. Otherwise, a person can’t survive or keep their head up in Scotland.”

“I understand your tale,” said Eachin; “but I shall find it difficult to make you credit mine, knowing the race of which I am descended, and especially that I am the son of him whom we have this day laid in the tomb—well that he lies where he will never learn what you are now to hear! Look, my father, the light which I bear grows short and pale, a few minutes will extinguish it; but before it expires, the hideous tale will be told. Father, I am—a COWARD! It is said at last, and the secret of my disgrace is in keeping of another!”

“I get your story,” said Eachin; “but I’ll have a hard time making you believe mine, knowing the family I come from, especially that I’m the son of the man we just buried today—thankfully he’ll never find out what you’re about to hear! Look, my father, the light I hold is fading fast, just a few more moments and it’ll be gone; but before it goes out, the awful story will be told. Father, I am—a COWARD! It’s finally said, and the secret of my shame is in the hands of someone else!”

The young man sunk back in a species of syncope, produced by the agony of his mind as he made the fatal communication. The glover, moved as well by fear as by compassion, applied himself to recall him to life, and succeeded in doing so, but not in restoring him to composure. He hid his face with his hands, and his tears flowed plentifully and bitterly.

The young man slumped back, overwhelmed by the pain in his mind as he shared the terrible news. The glover, feeling scared and compassionate, tried to bring him back to reality. He managed to do that, but he couldn't calm him down. The young man buried his face in his hands, and tears streamed down his cheeks, full of sorrow and bitterness.

“For Our Lady’s sake, be composed,” said the old man, “and recall the vile word! I know you better than yourself: you are no coward, but only too young and inexperienced, ay, and somewhat too quick of fancy, to have the steady valour of a bearded man. I would hear no other man say that of you, Conachar, without giving him the lie. You are no coward: I have seen high sparks of spirit fly from you even on slight enough provocation.”

“For Our Lady’s sake, stay calm,” said the old man, “and forget that awful word! I know you better than you know yourself: you’re not a coward, just a bit too young and inexperienced, and maybe a little too quick to react, to have the steady bravery of an older man. I wouldn’t let anyone else say that about you, Conachar, without calling them a liar. You’re not a coward: I’ve seen strong sparks of spirit from you even with the smallest provocation.”

“High sparks of pride and passion!” said the unfortunate youth; “but when saw you them supported by the resolution that should have backed them? The sparks you speak of fell on my dastardly heart as on a piece of ice which could catch fire from nothing: if my offended pride urged me to strike, my weakness of mind prompted me the next moment to fly.”

“High sparks of pride and passion!” said the unfortunate young man; “but when did you see them backed by the resolve they should have had? The sparks you talk about landed on my cowardly heart like they would on a piece of ice that could ignite from nothing: if my wounded pride pushed me to act, my weak mind made me want to run away the next moment.”

“Want of habit,” said Simon; “it is by clambering over walls that youths learn to scale precipices. Begin with slight feuds; exercise daily the arms of your country in tourney with your followers.”

“Lack of experience,” said Simon; “it’s by climbing over walls that young people learn to tackle steep cliffs. Start with small conflicts; practice the skills of your country daily in competitions with your supporters.”

“And what leisure is there for this?” exclaimed the young chief, starting as if something horrid had occurred to his imagination. “How many days are there betwixt this hour and Palm Sunday, and what is to chance then? A list inclosed, from which no man can stir, more than the poor bear who is chained to his stake. Sixty living men, the best and fiercest—one alone excepted!—which Albyn can send down from her mountains, all athirst for each other’s blood, while a king and his nobles, and shouting thousands besides, attend, as at a theatre, to encourage their demoniac fury! Blows clang and blood flows, thicker, faster, redder; they rush on each other like madmen, they tear each other like wild beasts; the wounded are trodden to death amid the feet of their companions! Blood ebbs, arms become weak; but there must be no parley, no truce, no interruption, while any of the maimed wretches remain alive! Here is no crouching behind battlements, no fighting with missile weapons: all is hand to hand, till hands can no longer be raised to maintain the ghastly conflict! If such a field is so horrible in idea, what think you it will be in reality?”

“And what free time do we have for this?” exclaimed the young chief, startled as if something terrible had crossed his mind. “How many days are there between now and Palm Sunday, and what will happen then? A fixed list, from which no one can escape, just like the poor bear chained to its post. Sixty living men, the best and fiercest—one excepted!—that Albyn can send down from her mountains, all eager for each other’s blood, while a king and his nobles, along with a cheering crowd, watch like it’s a show, encouraging their savage fury! Blows clash and blood spills, thicker, faster, redder; they charge at each other like lunatics, they rip each other apart like wild animals; the wounded are trampled to death under the feet of their comrades! Blood flows, arms grow weak; but there can be no negotiations, no truce, no breaks, while any of the injured remain alive! There’s no hiding behind battlements, no fighting with ranged weapons: it’s all hand-to-hand, until hands can no longer be raised to continue the horrific battle! If such a scene is so dreadful in theory, what do you think it will be in reality?”

The glover remained silent.

The glove maker stayed quiet.

“I say again, what think you?”

“I ask again, what do you think?”

“I can only pity you, Conachar,” said Simon. “It is hard to be the descendant of a lofty line—the son of a noble father—the leader by birth of a gallant array, and yet to want, or think you want, for still I trust the fault lies much in a quick fancy, that over estimates danger—to want that dogged quality which is possessed by every game cock that is worth a handful of corn, every hound that is worth a mess of offal. But how chanced it that, with such a consciousness of inability to fight in this battle, you proffered even now to share your chiefdom with my daughter? Your power must depend on your fighting this combat, and in that Catharine cannot help you.”

“I can only feel sorry for you, Conachar,” Simon said. “It’s tough to be from a noble lineage—the son of a noble father—the natural leader of a brave group, and yet to feel like you’re lacking something, or to think you are, for I believe the problem lies more in an overly active imagination that exaggerates risks—to lack that stubborn attitude which every decent rooster has when it comes to a handful of feed, every hound has when it comes to a scrap of meat. But how is it that, despite knowing you can't fight in this battle, you’re still offering to share your leadership with my daughter? Your power relies on your ability to fight in this battle, and in that, Catharine can’t assist you.”

“You mistake, old man,” replied Eachin: “were Catharine to look kindly on the earnest love I bear her, it would carry me against the front of the enemies with the mettle of a war horse. Overwhelming as my sense of weakness is, the feeling that Catharine looked on would give me strength. Say yet—oh, say yet—she shall be mine if we gain the combat, and not the Gow Chrom himself, whose heart is of a piece with his anvil, ever went to battle so light as I shall do! One strong passion is conquered by another.”

“You're wrong, old man,” Eachin replied. “If Catharine were to return the genuine love I have for her, it would give me the courage to face our enemies like a war horse. Even though I feel so weak, just knowing that Catharine is watching would empower me. Tell me—oh, tell me—she will be mine if we win the battle, and no one, not even Gow Chrom himself, whose heart is as solid as his anvil, has ever gone into battle feeling as light as I will! One strong passion can overcome another.”

“This is folly, Conachar. Cannot the recollection of your interest, your honour, your kindred, do as much to stir your courage as the thoughts of a brent browed lass? Fie upon you, man!”

“This is ridiculous, Conachar. Can't the memory of your responsibilities, your honor, your family, motivate you just as much as thoughts of a pretty girl? Shame on you, man!”

“You tell me but what I have told myself, but it is in vain,” replied Eachin, with a sigh. “It is only whilst the timid stag is paired with the doe that he is desperate and dangerous. Be it from constitution; be it, as our Highland cailliachs will say, from the milk of the white doe; be it from my peaceful education and the experience of your strict restraint; be it, as you think, from an overheated fancy, which paints danger yet more dangerous and ghastly than it is in reality, I cannot tell. But I know my failing, and—yes, it must be said!—so sorely dread that I cannot conquer it, that, could I have your consent to my wishes on such terms, I would even here make a pause, renounce the rank I have assumed, and retire into humble life.”

“You tell me what I've already told myself, but it’s pointless,” replied Eachin with a sigh. “It’s only when the timid stag is with the doe that he becomes desperate and dangerous. Whether it's due to his nature, or as our Highland women might say, because of the milk of the white doe; whether it’s from my peaceful upbringing or your strict control; or, as you believe, from an overactive imagination that makes danger seem worse and more terrifying than it really is, I can't say. But I know my weakness, and—yes, it has to be said!—I’m so scared of it that I can’t overcome it. If I could have your approval to pursue my desires under those conditions, I would even pause here, give up the rank I’ve taken on, and retreat into a humble life.”

“What, turn glover at last, Conachar?” said Simon. “This beats the legend of St. Crispin. Nay—nay, your hand was not framed for that: you shall spoil me no more doe skins.”

“What, finally becoming a glover, Conachar?” said Simon. “This tops the story of St. Crispin. No—no, your hand isn’t made for that: you won’t ruin any more doe skins for me.”

“Jest not,” said Eachin, “I am serious. If I cannot labour, I will bring wealth enough to live without it. They will proclaim me recreant with horn and war pipe. Let them do so. Catharine will love me the better that I have preferred the paths of peace to those of bloodshed, and Father Clement shall teach us to pity and forgive the world, which will load us with reproaches that wound not. I shall be the happiest of men; Catharine will enjoy all that unbounded affection can confer upon her, and will be freed from apprehension of the sights and sounds of horror which your ill assorted match would have prepared for her; and you, father Glover, shall occupy your chimney corner, the happiest and most honoured man that ever—”

“Don’t joke,” Eachin said. “I’m serious. If I can’t work, I’ll bring enough wealth to live without it. They’ll call me coward with their horns and war pipes. Let them. Catharine will appreciate me more for choosing peace over violence, and Father Clement will teach us to pity and forgive the world, which will burden us with reproaches that won’t hurt. I’ll be the happiest man alive; Catharine will receive all the love I can give her, and she’ll be free from the fear of the horrors your mismatched marriage would have exposed her to; and you, Father Glover, will sit in your cozy corner, the happiest and most honored man ever—”

“Hold, Eachin—I prithee, hold,” said the glover; “the fir light, with which this discourse must terminate, burns very low, and I would speak a word in my turn, and plain dealing is best. Though it may vex, or perhaps enrage, you, let me end these visions by saying at once: Catharine can never be yours. A glove is the emblem of faith, and a man of my craft should therefore less than any other break his own. Catharine’s hand is promised—promised to a man whom you may hate, but whom you must honour—to Henry the armourer. The match is fitting by degree, agreeable to their mutual wishes, and I have given my promise. It is best to be plain at once; resent my refusal as you will—I am wholly in your power. But nothing shall make me break my word.”

“Hold on, Eachin—I beg you, wait,” said the glover; “the fire light, with which this conversation must end, is dying out, and I want to say something in my turn, and honesty is the best policy. Although it may upset or even anger you, let me finish these visions by saying this clearly: Catharine can never be yours. A glove represents faith, and a man in my trade should be the last to break his own. Catharine’s hand is promised—promised to a man you might hate, but whom you must respect—Henry the armorer. This match is appropriate and aligns with their mutual desires, and I have given my word. It’s best to be straightforward from the start; take my refusal however you wish—I’m completely at your mercy. But nothing will make me go back on my promise.”

The glover spoke thus decidedly, because he was aware from experience that the very irritable disposition of his former apprentice yielded in most cases to stern and decided resolution. Yet, recollecting where he was, it was with some feelings of fear that he saw the dying flame leap up and spread a flash of light on the visage of Eachin, which seemed pale as the grave, while his eye rolled like that of a maniac in his fever fit. The light instantly sunk down and died, and Simon felt a momentary terror lest he should have to dispute for his life with the youth, whom he knew to be capable of violent actions when highly excited, however short a period his nature could support the measures which his passion commenced. He was relieved by the voice of Eachin, who muttered in a hoarse and altered tone:

The glover spoke firmly because he knew from experience that his former apprentice's quick temper often gave way to a strong and determined approach. However, remembering where he was, he felt a sense of fear as he watched the dying flame flare up, casting a brief light on Eachin's face, which looked as pale as death, while his eyes rolled wildly like those of a man in a fever. The light quickly faded, and Simon felt a moment of panic at the thought of having to fight for his life against the young man, who he knew could act violently when stirred up, even if his outbursts were short-lived. He was relieved when Eachin spoke in a hoarse, altered voice:

“Let what we have spoken this night rest in silence for ever. If thou bring’st it to light, thou wert better dig thine own grave.”

“Let what we talked about tonight stay in silence forever. If you bring it to light, you’d be better off digging your own grave.”

Thus speaking, the door of the hut opened, admitting a gleam of moonshine. The form of the retiring chief crossed it for an instant, the hurdle was then closed, and the shieling left in darkness.

Thus speaking, the door of the hut opened, letting in a flash of moonlight. The shape of the departing chief briefly crossed the threshold, the door was then closed, and the shelter was left in darkness.

Simon Glover felt relieved when a conversation fraught with offence and danger was thus peaceably terminated. But he remained deeply affected by the condition of Hector MacIan, whom he had himself bred up.

Simon Glover felt relieved when a conversation filled with offense and danger was peacefully ended. But he remained deeply troubled by the condition of Hector MacIan, whom he had raised himself.

“The poor child,” said he, “to be called up to a place of eminence, only to be hurled from it with contempt! What he told me I partly knew, having often remarked that Conachar was more prone to quarrel than to fight. But this overpowering faint heartedness, which neither shame nor necessity can overcome, I, though no Sir William Wallace, cannot conceive. And to propose himself for a husband to my daughter, as if a bride were to find courage for herself and the bridegroom! No—no, Catharine must wed a man to whom she may say, ‘Husband, spare your enemy’—not one in whose behalf she must cry, ‘Generous enemy, spare my husband!”

"The poor child," he said, "to be called up to a place of honor, only to be thrown down from it with disdain! What he told me I partially knew, having often noticed that Conachar was more likely to argue than actually fight. But this overwhelming cowardice, which neither shame nor necessity can overcome, I, though not Sir William Wallace, cannot understand. And to suggest himself as a husband for my daughter, as if a bride could find courage for both herself and the groom! No—no, Catharine must marry a man to whom she can say, 'Husband, spare your enemy'—not one for whom she must plead, 'Generous enemy, spare my husband!'"

Tired out with these reflections, the old man at length fell asleep. In the morning he was awakened by his friend the Booshalloch, who, with something of a blank visage, proposed to him to return to his abode on the meadow at the Ballough. He apologised that the chief could not see Simon Glover that morning, being busied with things about the expected combat; and that Eachin MacIan thought the residence at the Ballough would be safest for Simon Glover’s health, and had given charge that every care should be taken for his protection and accommodation.

Exhausted by these thoughts, the old man finally fell asleep. In the morning, he was awakened by his friend the Booshalloch, who, with a somewhat blank expression, suggested that he return to his place in the meadow at the Ballough. He apologized that the chief couldn't meet Simon Glover that morning, as he was preoccupied with matters related to the upcoming fight; and that Eachin MacIan believed staying at the Ballough would be the safest option for Simon Glover’s well-being, and had instructed that every effort should be made to ensure his protection and comfort.

Niel Booshalloch dilated on these circumstances, to gloss over the neglect implied in the chief’s dismissing his visitor without a particular audience.

Niel Booshalloch elaborated on these circumstances to cover up the oversight of the chief sending his visitor away without a specific audience.

“His father knew better,” said the herdsman. “But where should he have learned manners, poor thing, and bred up among your Perth burghers, who, excepting yourself, neighbour Glover, who speak Gaelic as well as I do, are a race incapable of civility?”

“His father knew better,” said the herdsman. “But where could he have learned manners, poor thing, growing up among your Perth townspeople, who, apart from you, neighbor Glover, who speak Gaelic as well as I do, are a group unable to show civility?”

Simon Glover, it may be well believed, felt none of the want of respect which his friend resented on his account. On the contrary, he greatly preferred the quiet residence of the good herdsman to the tumultuous hospitality of the daily festival of the chief, even if there had not just passed an interview with Eachin upon a subject which it would be most painful to revive.

Simon Glover likely didn't feel the lack of respect that his friend was upset about. In fact, he much preferred the peaceful life of the good herdsman to the noisy hospitality of the chief's daily festivities, even without considering the uncomfortable conversation he had just had with Eachin on a topic that would be painful to bring up again.

To the Ballough, therefore, he quietly retreated, where, could he have been secure of Catharine’s safety, his leisure was spent pleasantly enough. His amusement was sailing on the lake in a little skiff, which a Highland boy managed, while the old man angled. He frequently landed on the little island, where he mused over the tomb of his old friend Gilchrist MacIan, and made friends with the monks, presenting the prior with gloves of martens’ fur, and the superior officers with each of them a pair made from the skin of the wildcat. The cutting and stitching of these little presents served to beguile the time after sunset, while the family of the herdsman crowded around, admiring his address, and listening to the tales and songs with which the old man had skill to pass away a heavy evening.

To the Ballough, he quietly withdrew, where, if he could have been assured of Catharine’s safety, he spent his time quite pleasantly. His leisure activity was sailing on the lake in a small boat, managed by a Highland boy, while the old man fished. He often landed on a little island, where he reflected by the tomb of his old friend Gilchrist MacIan, and struck up friendships with the monks, giving the prior gloves made of martens’ fur, and each of the superior officers a pair made from wildcat skin. Cutting and stitching these little gifts helped pass the time after sunset, as the herdsman’s family gathered around, admiring his skill and enjoying the stories and songs the old man used to lighten a long evening.

It must be confessed that the cautious glover avoided the conversation of Father Clement, whom he erroneously considered as rather the author of his misfortunes than the guiltless sharer of them. “I will not,” he thought, “to please his fancies, lose the goodwill of these kind monks, which may be one day useful to me. I have suffered enough by his preachments already, I trow. Little the wiser and much the poorer they have made me. No—no, Catharine and Clement may think as they will; but I will take the first opportunity to sneak back like a rated hound at the call of his master, submit to a plentiful course of haircloth and whipcord, disburse a lusty mulct, and become whole with the church again.”

It has to be admitted that the cautious glover avoided talking to Father Clement, who he wrongly saw as more the cause of his problems than an innocent part of them. “I won’t,” he thought, “sacrifice the goodwill of these kind monks to please his whims, which could be useful to me one day. I’ve already suffered enough from his sermons, I can tell you. They’ve made me little wiser and much poorer. No—no, Catharine and Clement can think what they want; but I’ll take the first chance to sneak back like a scolded dog when called by his owner, submit to a heavy dose of penance, pay a hefty fine, and be at peace with the church again.”

More than a fortnight had passed since the glover had arrived at Ballough, and he began to wonder that he had not heard news of Catharine or of Henry Wynd, to whom he concluded the provost had communicated the plan and place of his retreat. He knew the stout smith dared not come up into the Clan Quhele country, on account of various feuds with the inhabitants, and with Eachin himself, while bearing the name of Conachar; but yet the glover thought Henry might have found means to send him a message, or a token, by some one of the various couriers who passed and repassed between the court and the headquarters of the Clan Quhele, in order to concert the terms of the impending combat, the march of the parties to Perth, and other particulars requiring previous adjustment. It was now the middle of March, and the fatal Palm Sunday was fast approaching.

More than two weeks had gone by since the glover arrived at Ballough, and he started to wonder why he hadn't heard any news about Catharine or Henry Wynd. He figured the provost must have shared his plan and location with them. He knew the brave smith wouldn't dare step into Clan Quhele territory because of various feuds with the locals, including Eachin himself, while going by the name of Conachar. Still, the glover thought Henry might have found a way to send him a message or token through one of the many couriers traveling between the court and the Clan Quhele headquarters to discuss the terms of the upcoming fight, the movement of the parties to Perth, and other details that needed to be sorted out first. It was now mid-March, and the ominous Palm Sunday was approaching quickly.

Whilst time was thus creeping on, the exiled glover had not even once set eyes upon his former apprentice. The care that was taken to attend to his wants and convenience in every respect showed that he was not forgotten; but yet, when he heard the chieftain’s horn ringing through the woods, he usually made it a point to choose his walk in a different direction. One morning, however, he found himself unexpectedly in Eachin’s close neighbourhood, with scarce leisure to avoid him, and thus it happened.

While time was passing, the exiled glover hadn't once laid eyes on his former apprentice. The attention given to his needs in every way showed that he wasn't forgotten; however, whenever he heard the chieftain's horn echoing through the woods, he typically made sure to walk in the opposite direction. One morning, though, he unexpectedly found himself close to Eachin's place, with hardly any time to avoid him, and that’s how it happened.

As Simon strolled pensively through a little silvan glade, surrounded on either side with tall forest trees, mixed with underwood, a white doe broke from the thicket, closely pursued by two deer greyhounds, one of which griped her haunch, the other her throat, and pulled her down within half a furlong of the glover, who was something startled at the suddenness of the incident. The ear and piercing blast of a horn, and the baying of a slow hound, made Simon aware that the hunters were close behind, and on the trace of the deer. Hallooing and the sound of men running through the copse were heard close at hand. A moment’s recollection would have satisfied Simon that his best way was to stand fast, or retire slowly, and leave it to Eachin to acknowledge his presence or not, as he should see cause. But his desire of shunning the young man had grown into a kind of instinct, and in the alarm of finding him so near, Simon hid himself in a bush of hazels mixed with holly, which altogether concealed him. He had hardly done so ere Eachin, rosy with exercise, dashed from the thicket into the open glade, accompanied by his foster father, Torquil of the Oak. The latter, with equal strength and address, turned the struggling hind on her back, and holding her forefeet in his right hand, while he knelt on her body, offered his skene with the left to the young chief, that he might cut the animal’s throat.

As Simon walked thoughtfully through a small wooded clearing, surrounded on both sides by tall trees and underbrush, a white doe suddenly burst from the bushes, chased by two greyhounds. One dog caught her by the back leg, while the other grabbed her by the throat and brought her down less than a furlong from Simon, who was startled by the sudden turn of events. The sharp sound of a horn and the distant barking of a slow hound alerted Simon that the hunters were close behind, hot on the trail of the deer. Shouts and the sounds of men running through the thicket were heard nearby. With a moment's thought, Simon would have realized that it was best to stand still or slowly back away and let Eachin decide whether to acknowledge him. However, his urge to avoid the young man had become almost instinctual, and in his alarm at finding him so close, Simon hid in a bush of hazel mixed with holly, which completely concealed him. Hardly had he hidden when Eachin, flushed from running, burst from the thicket into the clearing, followed by his foster father, Torquil of the Oak. Torquil, using his strength and skill, flipped the struggling doe onto her back, holding her front legs in his right hand while kneeling on her body, and offered his knife with his left hand to the young chief so that he could cut the animal’s throat.

“It may not be, Torquil; do thine office, and take the assay thyself. I must not kill the likeness of my foster—”

“It might not be, Torquil; do your job, and take the test yourself. I must not kill the image of my foster—”

This was spoken with a melancholy smile, while a tear at the same time stood in the speaker’s eye. Torquil stared at his young chief for an instant, then drew his sharp wood knife across the creature’s throat with a cut so swift and steady that the weapon reached the backbone. Then rising on his feet, and again fixing a long piercing look on his chief, he said: “As much as I have done to that hind would I do to any living man whose ears could have heard my dault (foster son) so much as name a white doe, and couple the word with Hector’s name!”

This was said with a sad smile, while a tear glistened in the speaker's eye. Torquil stared at his young chief for a moment, then quickly drew his sharp wood knife across the creature’s throat with a cut so swift and steady that the blade reached the backbone. Then, standing up and locking his gaze on his chief once more, he said, “Just like I did to that doe, I would do the same to any living man who could hear my foster son even mention a white doe and link it with Hector’s name!”

If Simon had no reason before to keep himself concealed, this speech of Torquil furnished him with a pressing one.

If Simon had no reason to hide before, Torquil's speech gave him a compelling one.

“It cannot be concealed, father Torquil,” said Eachin: “it will all out to the broad day.”

“It can't be hidden, Father Torquil,” said Eachin, “it's all going to come out into the open.”

“What will out? what will to broad day?” asked Torquil in surprise.

“What will happen? What will come to light in broad daylight?” asked Torquil in surprise.

“It is the fatal secret,” thought Simon; “and now, if this huge privy councillor cannot keep silence, I shall be made answerable, I suppose, for Eachin’s disgrace having been blown abroad.”

“It’s the deadly secret,” thought Simon; “and now, if this big advisor can’t stay quiet, I guess I’ll be held responsible for Eachin’s shame being revealed.”

Thinking thus anxiously, he availed himself at the same time of his position to see as much as he could of what passed between the afflicted chieftain and his confidant, impelled by that spirit of curiosity which prompts us in the most momentous, as well as the most trivial, occasions of life, and which is sometimes found to exist in company with great personal fear.

Thinking this way, he took advantage of his position to observe as much as he could of the exchange between the troubled leader and his trusted friend, driven by that curiosity that pushes us during both the most significant and the most trivial moments in life, and which can sometimes coexist with intense personal fear.

As Torquil listened to what Eachin communicated, the young man sank into his arms, and, supporting himself on his shoulder, concluded his confession by a whisper into his ear. Torquil seemed to listen with such amazement as to make him incapable of crediting his ears. As if to be certain that it was Eachin who spoke, he gradually roused the youth from his reclining posture, and, holding him up in some measure by a grasp on his shoulder, fixed on him an eye that seemed enlarged, and at the same time turned to stone, by the marvels he listened to. And so wild waxed the old man’s visage after he had heard the murmured communication, that Simon Glover apprehended he would cast the youth from him as a dishonoured thing, in which case he might have lighted among the very copse in which he lay concealed, and occasioned his discovery in a manner equally painful and dangerous. But the passions of Torquil, who entertained for his foster child even a double portion of that passionate fondness which always attends that connexion in the Highlands took a different turn.

As Torquil listened to what Eachin was saying, the young man sank into his arms, and leaning on his shoulder, finished his confession with a whisper in his ear. Torquil appeared to listen with such amazement that he seemed unable to believe his ears. To confirm it was actually Eachin speaking, he slowly lifted the youth from his resting position and, partially supporting him by gripping his shoulder, fixed an astonished, almost petrified gaze on him, overwhelmed by the incredible things he was hearing. The old man's face grew so wild after hearing the whispered message that Simon Glover feared he would push the youth away as if he were something dishonorable, which could have ultimately revealed Simon's hiding spot in a painful and dangerous way. However, Torquil's emotions, who felt an even deeper love for his foster child that often accompanies such bonds in the Highlands, took a different direction.

“I believe it not,” he exclaimed; “it is false of thy father’s child, false of thy mother’s son, falsest of my dault! I offer my gage to heaven and hell, and will maintain the combat with him that shall call it true. Thou hast been spellbound by an evil eye, my darling, and the fainting which you call cowardice is the work of magic. I remember the bat that struck the torch out on the hour that thou wert born—that hour of grief and of joy. Cheer up, my beloved. Thou shalt with me to Iona, and the good St. Columbus, with the whole choir of blessed saints and angels, who ever favoured thy race, shall take from thee the heart of the white doe and return that which they have stolen from thee.”

“I can’t believe it,” he said; “it’s a lie about your father’s child, a lie about your mother’s son, and the biggest lie about my daughter! I challenge anyone who says it’s true, and I’ll fight them. You’ve been cursed by an evil eye, my love, and the weakness you call cowardice is caused by magic. I remember the bat that knocked out the torch at the moment you were born—that moment of sadness and happiness. Don’t worry, my dear. You will come with me to Iona, and the good St. Columbus, along with all the blessed saints and angels who’ve always looked out for your family, will take back the heart of the white doe and return what they’ve taken from you.”

Eachin listened, with a look as if he would fain have believed the words of the comforter.

Eachin listened, looking as if he really wanted to believe the comforting words.

“But, Torquil,” he said, “supposing this might avail us, the fatal day approaches, and if I go to the lists, I dread me we shall be shamed.”

“But, Torquil,” he said, “even if this could help us, the fateful day is getting closer, and if I enter the tournament, I fear we will be embarrassed.”

“It cannot be—it shall not!” said Torquil. “Hell shall not prevail so far: we will steep thy sword in holy water, place vervain, St. John’s Wort, and rowan tree in thy crest. We will surround thee, I and thy eight brethren: thou shalt be safe as in a castle.”

“It can’t be—it won’t!” said Torquil. “Hell won’t win this time: we’ll soak your sword in holy water, put vervain, St. John’s Wort, and rowan tree in your crest. We’ll surround you, me and your eight brothers: you’ll be as safe as in a castle.”

Again the youth helplessly uttered something, which, from the dejected tone in which it was spoken, Simon could not understand, while Torquil’s deep tones in reply fell full and distinct upon his ear.

Again, the young man helplessly said something that Simon couldn't understand because of the sad way he said it, while Torquil’s deep voice answered clearly and loudly in his ears.

“Yes, there may be a chance of withdrawing thee from the conflict. Thou art the youngest who is to draw blade. Now, hear me, and thou shalt know what it is to have a foster father’s love, and how far it exceeds the love even of kinsmen. The youngest on the indenture of the Clan Chattan is Ferquhard Day. His father slew mine, and the red blood is seething hot between us; I looked to Palm Sunday as the term that should cool it. But mark! Thou wouldst have thought that the blood in the veins of this Ferquhard Day and in mine would not have mingled had they been put into the same vessel, yet hath he cast the eyes of his love upon my only daughter Eva, the fairest of our maidens. Think with what feelings I heard the news. It was as if a wolf from the skirts of Farragon had said, ‘Give me thy child in wedlock, Torquil.’ My child thought not thus: she loves Ferquhard, and weeps away her colour and strength in dread of the approaching battle. Let her give him but a sign of favour, and well I know he will forget kith and kin, forsake the field, and fly with her to the desert.”

“Yes, there might be a chance to pull you out of the fight. You’re the youngest who is supposed to draw a blade. Now, listen to me, and you’ll understand what it means to have a foster father’s love, and how much deeper it goes than the love of even family. The youngest on the Clan Chattan contract is Ferquhard Day. His father killed mine, and there’s still hot blood between us; I was hoping Palm Sunday would cool it down. But listen! You would think that the blood in Ferquhard Day’s veins and mine wouldn’t mix even if we were put in the same vessel, yet he has set his sights on my only daughter Eva, the most beautiful of our maidens. Imagine how I felt when I heard the news. It was as if a wolf from the outskirts of Farragon had said, ‘Give me your child in marriage, Torquil.’ My daughter doesn’t see it that way: she loves Ferquhard and is wasting away with fear over the upcoming battle. If she gives him just a hint of affection, I know he will forget all about his family, abandon the fight, and run away with her to the wilderness.”

“He, the youngest of the champions of Clan Chattan, being absent, I, the youngest of the Clan Quhele, may be excused from combat” said Eachin, blushing at the mean chance of safety thus opened to him.

“He, the youngest of the champions of Clan Chattan, being absent, I, the youngest of Clan Quhele, can be excused from fighting,” said Eachin, blushing at the slim opportunity for safety that had just presented itself.

“See now, my chief;” said Torquil, “and judge my thoughts towards thee: others might give thee their own lives and that of their sons—I sacrifice to thee the honour of my house.”

“Look now, my chief,” said Torquil, “and consider my feelings towards you: others might offer you their own lives and those of their sons—I offer you the honor of my family.”

“My friend—my father,” repeated the chief, folding Torquil to his bosom, “what a base wretch am I that have a spirit dastardly enough to avail myself of your sacrifice!”

“My friend—my father,” repeated the chief, pulling Torquil close, “what a low scoundrel I am to have a spirit cowardly enough to take advantage of your sacrifice!”

“Speak not of that. Green woods have ears. Let us back to the camp, and send our gillies for the venison. Back, dogs, and follow at heel.”

“Don’t talk about that. Green woods can listen. Let’s go back to the camp and send our guides for the venison. Back, dogs, and stay close.”

The slowhound, or lyme dog, luckily for Simon, had drenched his nose in the blood of the deer, else he might have found the glover’s lair in the thicket; but its more acute properties of scent being lost, it followed tranquilly with the gazehounds.

The slowhound, or lyme dog, thankfully for Simon, had soaked his nose in the blood of the deer; otherwise, he might have discovered the glover’s hideout in the bushes. But since its sharper sense of smell was gone, it quietly followed along with the gazehounds.

When the hunters were out of sight and hearing, the glover arose, greatly relieved by their departure, and began to move off in the opposite direction as fast as his age permitted. His first reflection was on the fidelity of the foster father.

When the hunters were out of sight and sound, the glover got up, feeling a huge sense of relief at their leaving, and started to head in the opposite direction as quickly as his age allowed. His first thought was about the loyalty of the foster father.

“The wild mountain heart is faithful and true. Yonder man is more like the giants in romaunts than a man of mould like ourselves; and yet Christians might take an example from him for his lealty. A simple contrivance this, though, to finger a man from off their enemies’ chequer, as if there would not be twenty of the wildcats ready to supply his place.”

“The wild mountain heart is faithful and true. That man is more like the giants in stories than an ordinary guy like us; yet Christians could learn from him for his loyalty. It's a simple trick to remove someone from their enemies' game, as if there wouldn't be twenty wildcats ready to take his spot.”

Thus thought the glover, not aware that the strictest proclamations were issued, prohibiting any of the two contending clans, their friends, allies, and dependants, from coming within fifty miles of Perth, during a week before and a week after the combat, which regulation was to be enforced by armed men.

Thus thought the glover, not realizing that the strictest orders were issued, prohibiting any of the two rival clans, their friends, allies, and followers, from coming within fifty miles of Perth, during the week before and the week after the fight, which rule was to be enforced by armed men.

So soon as our friend Simon arrived at the habitation of the herdsman, he found other news awaiting him. They were brought by Father Clement, who came in a pilgrim’s cloak, or dalmatic, ready to commence his return to the southward, and desirous to take leave of his companion in exile, or to accept him as a travelling companion.

As soon as our friend Simon arrived at the herdsman's place, he found other news waiting for him. It was brought by Father Clement, who was wearing a pilgrim's cloak, ready to start his journey back south, and eager to say goodbye to his companion in exile, or to invite him to join as a travel buddy.

“But what,” said the citizen, “has so suddenly induced you to return within the reach of danger?”

“But what,” said the citizen, “has made you come back into danger so suddenly?”

“Have you not heard,” said Father Clement, “that, March and his English allies having retired into England before the Earl of Douglas, the good earl has applied himself to redress the evils of the commonwealth, and hath written to the court letters desiring that the warrant for the High Court of Commission against heresy be withdrawn, as a trouble to men’s consciences, that the nomination of Henry of Wardlaw to be prelate of St. Andrews be referred to the Parliament, with sundry other things pleasing to the Commons? Now, most of the nobles that are with the King at Perth, and with them Sir Patrick Charteris, your worthy provost, have declared for the proposals of the Douglas. The Duke of Albany had agreed to them—whether from goodwill or policy I know not. The good King is easily persuaded to mild and gentle courses. And thus are the jaw teeth of the oppressors dashed to pieces in their sockets, and the prey snatched from their ravening talons. Will you with me to the Lowlands, or do you abide here a little space?”

“Have you not heard,” said Father Clement, “that after March and his English allies retreated to England before the Earl of Douglas, the good earl has focused on fixing the issues affecting the people? He has written to the court asking for the warrant for the High Court of Commission against heresy to be withdrawn, as it troubles people's consciences. He’s also requested that the nomination of Henry of Wardlaw as prelate of St. Andrews be brought to Parliament, along with several other matters that the Commons would support. Most of the nobles currently with the King in Perth, including your worthy provost Sir Patrick Charteris, have backed the proposals from Douglas. The Duke of Albany has agreed to them—whether out of goodwill or strategy, I can’t say. The good King is easily persuaded to adopt gentle and mild approaches. And thus, the oppressors' power is being dismantled, and their prey is being snatched from their grasp. Will you come with me to the Lowlands, or will you stay here for a little while longer?”

Neil Booshalloch saved his friend the trouble of reply.

Neil Booshalloch saved his friend the hassle of having to respond.

“He had the chief’s authority,” he said, “for saying that Simon Glover should abide until the champions went down to the battle.”

“He had the chief’s authority,” he said, “to say that Simon Glover should wait until the champions went down to battle.”

In this answer the citizen saw something not quite consistent with his own perfect freedom of volition; but he cared little for it at the time, as it furnished a good apology for not travelling along with the clergyman.

In this response, the citizen noticed something that didn’t completely align with his own ideal of total freedom; however, he didn’t think much of it at the moment since it provided a good excuse for not traveling with the clergyman.

“An exemplary man,” he said to his friend Niel Booshalloch, as soon as Father Clement had taken leave—“a great scholar and a great saint. It is a pity almost he is no longer in danger to be burned, as his sermon at the stake would convert thousands. O Niel Booshalloch, Father Clement’s pile would be a sweet savouring sacrifice and a beacon to all decent Christians! But what would the burning of a borrel ignorant burgess like me serve? Men offer not up old glove leather for incense, nor are beacons fed with undressed hides, I trow. Sooth to speak, I have too little learning and too much fear to get credit by the affair, and, therefore, I should, in our homely phrase, have both the scathe and the scorn.”

“An exceptional man,” he said to his friend Niel Booshalloch, as soon as Father Clement had left—“a great scholar and a great saint. It’s a shame he’s no longer at risk of being burned, as his sermon at the stake would convert thousands. Oh Niel Booshalloch, Father Clement’s pyre would be a sweet-smelling sacrifice and a light to all good Christians! But what would the burning of an uneducated commoner like me accomplish? People don’t offer up old leather for incense, nor do beacons burn with raw hides, I’m sure. To be honest, I have too little education and too much fear to gain any respect from the situation, so, in our simple terms, I would end up with both the harm and the ridicule.”

“True for you,” answered the herdsman.

“That's true for you,” replied the herdsman.





CHAPTER XXX.

     We must return to the characters of our dramatic narrative whom we
     left at Perth, when we accompanied the glover and his fair daughter
     to Kinfauns, and from that hospitable mansion traced the course of
     Simon to Loch Tay; and the Prince, as the highest personage, claims
     our immediate attention.
     We must go back to the characters of our story whom we left in Perth when we accompanied the glover and his lovely daughter to Kinfauns, and from that welcoming home, we followed Simon's journey to Loch Tay; the Prince, being the most important figure, deserves our immediate attention.

This rash and inconsiderate young man endured with some impatience his sequestered residence with the Lord High Constable, with whose company, otherwise in every respect satisfactory, he became dissatisfied, from no other reason than that he held in some degree the character of his warder. Incensed against his uncle and displeased with his father, he longed, not unnaturally, for the society of Sir John Ramorny, on whom he had been so long accustomed to throw himself for amusement, and, though he would have resented the imputation as an insult, for guidance and direction. He therefore sent him a summons to attend him, providing his health permitted; and directed him to come by water to a little pavilion in the High Constable’s garden, which, like that of Sir John’s own lodgings, ran down to the Tay. In renewing an intimacy so dangerous, Rothsay only remembered that he had been Sir Join Ramorny’s munificent friend; while Sir John, on receiving the invitation, only recollected, on his part, the capricious insults he had sustained from his patron, the loss of his hand, and the lightness with which he had treated the subject, and the readiness with which Rothsay had abandoned his cause in the matter of the bonnet maker’s slaughter. He laughed bitterly when he read the Prince’s billet.

This impulsive and thoughtless young man grew increasingly impatient with his isolated stay with the Lord High Constable. Despite the otherwise satisfactory company, he became unhappy mainly because the Lord High Constable also acted as his jailer. Upset with his uncle and displeased with his father, he understandably yearned for the company of Sir John Ramorny, whom he had relied on for entertainment for so long and, though he would have taken offense at the suggestion, also for guidance. He thus sent Sir John an invitation to visit him, health permitting, and instructed him to come by boat to a small pavilion in the High Constable’s garden that, like Sir John’s own lodgings, sat by the Tay River. In renewing such a risky friendship, Rothsay only remembered that he had been a generous friend to Sir John, while Sir John, upon receiving the invitation, only thought about the unpredictable slights he had endured from his patron, the loss of his hand, Rothsay's nonchalant attitude toward it, and how quickly Rothsay had abandoned him regarding the bonnets maker’s death. He laughed bitterly when he read the Prince’s note.

“Eviot,” he said, “man a stout boat with six trusty men—trusty men, mark me—lose not a moment, and bid Dwining instantly come hither.

“Eviot,” he said, “get a sturdy boat with six reliable men—reliable men, mind you—don’t waste any time, and tell Dwining to come here right away.

“Heaven smiles on us, my trusty friend,” he said to the mediciner. “I was but beating my brains how to get access to this fickle boy, and here he sends to invite me.”

“Heaven is on our side, my loyal friend,” he said to the healer. “I was just thinking hard about how to reach this unpredictable boy, and here he is inviting me.”

“Hem! I see the matter very clearly,” said Dwining. “Heaven smiles on some untoward consequences—he! he! he!”

“Hem! I see the situation very clearly,” said Dwining. “Heaven smiles on some unexpected outcomes—ha! ha! ha!”

“No matter, the trap is ready; and it is baited, too, my friend, with what would lure the boy from a sanctuary, though a troop with drawn weapons waited him in the churchyard. Yet is it scarce necessary. His own weariness of himself would have done the job. Get thy matters ready—thou goest with us. Write to him, as I cannot, that we come instantly to attend his commands, and do it clerkly. He reads well, and that he owes to me.”

“No worries, the trap is set; and it’s baited, too, my friend, with something that could entice the boy away from a safe place, even with a group of armed men waiting for him in the graveyard. But it's probably not even needed. His own tiredness with himself would have taken care of it. Get your things ready—you’re coming with us. Write to him for me, since I can’t, and let him know we’re on our way to follow his orders, and do it nicely. He reads well, and he owes that to me.”

“He will be your valiancie’s debtor for more knowledge before he dies—he! he! he! But is your bargain sure with the Duke of Albany?”

“He will owe you more knowledge before he dies—ha! ha! ha! But is your deal solid with the Duke of Albany?”

“Enough to gratify my ambition, thy avarice, and the revenge of both. Aboard—aboard, and speedily; let Eviot throw in a few flasks of the choicest wine, and some cold baked meats.”

“Enough to satisfy my ambition, your greed, and the revenge of both. Onboard—onboard, and quickly; let Eviot grab a few bottles of the best wine, and some cold roasted meats.”

“But your arm, my lord, Sir John? Does it not pain you?”

“But your arm, my lord, Sir John? Doesn’t it hurt?”

“The throbbing of my heart silences the pain of my wound. It beats as it would burst my bosom.”

“The pounding of my heart drowns out the pain from my injury. It beats like it's about to burst from my chest.”

“Heaven forbid!” said Dwining; adding, in a low voice—“It would be a strange sight if it should. I should like to dissect it, save that its stony case would spoil my best instruments.”

“Heaven forbid!” said Dwining, adding in a low voice, “It would be a strange sight if it did. I’d love to dissect it, but its hard shell would ruin my best instruments.”

In a few minutes they were in the boat, while a speedy messenger carried the note to the Prince.

In a few minutes, they were in the boat, and a quick messenger took the note to the Prince.

Rothsay was seated with the Constable, after their noontide repast. He was sullen and silent; and the earl had just asked whether it was his pleasure that the table should be cleared, when a note, delivered to the Prince, changed at once his aspect.

Rothsay was sitting with the Constable after their lunchtime meal. He was gloomy and quiet; and the earl had just asked if he wanted the table cleared when a note handed to the Prince suddenly changed his expression.

“As you will,” he said. “I go to the pavilion in the garden—always with permission of my Lord Constable—to receive my late master of the horse.”

“As you wish,” he said. “I’m heading to the pavilion in the garden—always with the permission of my Lord Constable—to meet my former master of the horse.”

“My lord!” said Lord Errol.

"Hey, my lord!" said Lord Errol.

“Ay, my lord; must I ask permission twice?”

“Ay, my lord; do I really have to ask for permission twice?”

“No, surely, my lord,” answered the Constable; “but has your Royal Highness recollected that Sir John Ramorny—”

“No, of course not, my lord,” replied the Constable; “but has your Royal Highness remembered that Sir John Ramorny—”

“Has not the plague, I hope?” replied the Duke of Rothsay. “Come, Errol, you would play the surly turnkey, but it is not in your nature; farewell for half an hour.”

“Hope the plague hasn't hit?” replied the Duke of Rothsay. “Come on, Errol, you’re trying to act grumpy, but that's not really you; see you in half an hour.”

“A new folly!” said Errol, as the Prince, flinging open a lattice of the ground parlour in which they sat, stept out into the garden—“a new folly, to call back that villain to his counsels. But he is infatuated.”

“A new crazy idea!” said Errol, as the Prince, throwing open a window of the ground floor room where they were sitting, stepped out into the garden—“a new crazy idea, to bring that villain back into his confidence. But he is obsessed.”

The Prince, in the mean time, looked back, and said hastily:

The Prince quickly looked back and said:

“Your lordship’s good housekeeping will afford us a flask or two of wine and a slight collation in the pavilion? I love the al fresco of the river.”

“Your lordship’s excellent hospitality will provide us with a bottle or two of wine and a light snack in the pavilion? I love the outdoor setting by the river.”

The Constable bowed, and gave the necessary orders; so that Sir John found the materials of good cheer ready displayed, when, landing from his barge, he entered the pavilion.

The Constable bowed and gave the necessary orders, so when Sir John arrived from his barge and entered the pavilion, he found everything for a good time already set up.

“It grieves my heart to see your Highness under restraint,” said Ramorny, with a well executed appearance of sympathy.

“It breaks my heart to see your Highness restricted,” said Ramorny, with a convincingly sympathetic expression.

“That grief of thine will grieve mine,” said the Prince. “I am sure here has Errol, and a right true hearted lord he is, so tired me with grave looks, and something like grave lessons, that he has driven me back to thee, thou reprobate, from whom, as I expect nothing good, I may perhaps obtain something entertaining. Yet, ere we say more, it was foul work, that upon the Fastern’s Even, Ramorny. I well hope thou gavest not aim to it.”

“That grief of yours will make me sad too,” said the Prince. “I’m sure Errol, who is a genuinely good lord, has worn me out with serious expressions and some serious advice, which has brought me back to you, you scoundrel. From you, I don’t expect anything good, but I might find something entertaining. Still, before we continue, that business on Fastern’s Even, Ramorny, was really bad. I hope you weren’t behind it.”

“On my honour, my lord, a simple mistake of the brute Bonthron. I did hint to him that a dry beating would be due to the fellow by whom I had lost a hand; and lo you, my knave makes a double mistake. He takes one man for another, and instead of the baton he uses the axe.”

“On my honor, my lord, it was just a simple mistake by the brutish Bonthron. I did suggest to him that a dry beating was in order for the guy who made me lose my hand; and look, my knave messes up twice. He confuses one man for another, and instead of the baton, he uses the axe.”

“It is well that it went no farther. Small matter for the bonnet maker; but I had never forgiven you had the armourer fallen—there is not his match in Britain. But I hope they hanged the villain high enough?”

“It’s good that it didn’t go any further. It’s no big deal for the hat maker; but I would never have forgiven you if the armor maker had fallen—there’s no one like him in Britain. But I hope they hanged the villain high enough?”

“If thirty feet might serve,” replied Ramorny.

“If thirty feet will do,” replied Ramorny.

“Pah! no more of him,” said Rothsay; “his wretched name makes the good wine taste of blood. And what are the news in Perth, Ramorny? How stands it with the bona robas and the galliards?”

“Ugh! I don't want to hear any more about him,” said Rothsay; “his miserable name ruins the good wine for me. So, what's the latest in Perth, Ramorny? How are things with the ladies and the celebrations?”

“Little galliardise stirring, my lord,” answered the knight. “All eyes are turned to the motions of the Black Douglas, who comes with five thousand chosen men to put us all to rights, as if he were bound for another Otterburn. It is said he is to be lieutenant again. It is certain many have declared for his faction.”

“Not much excitement, my lord,” replied the knight. “Everyone’s watching the movements of the Black Douglas, who’s coming with five thousand elite troops to set things right, as if he's headed for another Otterburn. People say he’s going to be lieutenant again. It’s clear that many have chosen to support his faction.”

“It is time, then, my feet were free,” said Rothsay, “otherwise I may find a worse warder than Errol.”

“It’s time, then, for my feet to be free,” said Rothsay, “or I might end up with a worse keeper than Errol.”

“Ah, my lord! were you once away from this place, you might make as bold a head as Douglas.”

“Ah, my lord! If you were ever to leave this place, you could be as daring as Douglas.”

“Ramorny,” said the Prince, gravely, “I have but a confused remembrance of your once having proposed something horrible to me. Beware of such counsel. I would be free—I would have my person at my own disposal; but I will never levy arms against my father, nor those it pleases him to trust.”

“Ramorny,” the Prince said seriously, “I have a vague memory of you suggesting something terrible to me. Be careful with advice like that. I want to be free—I want to have control over my own life; but I will never take up arms against my father, nor against those he chooses to trust.”

“It was only for your Royal Highness’s personal freedom that I was presuming to speak,” answered Ramorny. “Were I in your Grace’s place, I would get me into that good boat which hovers on the Tay, and drop quietly down to Fife, where you have many friends, and make free to take possession of Falkland. It is a royal castle; and though the King has bestowed it in gift on your uncle, yet surely, even if the grant were not subject to challenge, your Grace might make free with the residence of so near a relative.”

“It was only for your Royal Highness’s personal freedom that I felt I could speak,” replied Ramorny. “If I were in your position, I would get into that nice boat waiting on the Tay and quietly make my way to Fife, where you have many friends, and confidently take over Falkland. It’s a royal castle; and even though the King has given it to your uncle, surely, even if the gift was not up for dispute, you could claim the residence of such a close relative.”

“He hath made free with mine,” said the Duke, “as the stewartry of Renfrew can tell. But stay, Ramorny—hold; did I not hear Errol say that the Lady Marjory Douglas, whom they call Duchess of Rothsay, is at Falkland? I would neither dwell with that lady nor insult her by dislodging her.”

“He's taken mine without permission,” said the Duke, “as the stewartry of Renfrew can confirm. But wait, Ramorny—hold on; didn’t I hear Errol say that Lady Marjory Douglas, who they call the Duchess of Rothsay, is at Falkland? I would neither stay with that lady nor disrespect her by forcing her out.”

“The lady was there, my lord,” replied Ramorny; “I have sure advice that she is gone to meet her father.”

“The lady is here, my lord,” Ramorny replied. “I have reliable information that she has gone to meet her father.”

“Ha! to animate the Douglas against me? or perhaps to beg him to spare me, providing I come on my knees to her bed, as pilgrims say the emirs and amirals upon whom a Saracen soldan bestows a daughter in marriage are bound to do? Ramorny, I will act by the Douglas’s own saying, ‘It is better to hear the lark sing than the mouse squeak.’ I will keep both foot and hand from fetters.”

“Ha! To get the Douglas to oppose me? Or maybe to plead with him to spare me, as pilgrims say the noblemen and admirals who receive a Saracen lord's daughter in marriage are expected to do? Ramorny, I’ll follow the Douglas’s own advice: ‘It’s better to hear the lark sing than the mouse squeak.’ I will keep both my feet and hands clear of any chains.”

“No place fitter than Falkland,” replied Ramorny. “I have enough of good yeomen to keep the place; and should your Highness wish to leave it, a brief ride reaches the sea in three directions.”

“No place better than Falkland,” replied Ramorny. “I have enough good farmers to take care of the place, and if your Highness wants to leave, you can get to the sea with a short ride in three directions.”

“You speak well. But we shall die of gloom yonder. Neither mirth, music, nor maidens—ha!” said the heedless Prince.

“You speak well. But we’re going to die of boredom over there. No laughter, music, or girls—ha!” said the careless Prince.

“Pardon me, noble Duke; but, though the Lady Marjory Douglas be departed, like an errant dame in romance, to implore succour of her doughty sire, there is, I may say, a lovelier, I am sure a younger, maiden, either presently at Falkland or who will soon be on the road thither. Your Highness has not forgotten the Fair Maid of Perth?”

“Excuse me, noble Duke; but, although Lady Marjory Douglas has left, like a wandering lady in a romance, to seek help from her brave father, I must say there is a more beautiful, and I’m sure younger, maiden either currently in Falkland or who will soon be on her way there. Your Highness hasn't forgotten the Fair Maid of Perth, have you?”

“Forget the prettiest wench in Scotland! No—any more than thou hast forgotten the hand that thou hadst in the Curfew Street onslaught on St. Valentine’s Eve.”

“Forget the prettiest girl in Scotland! No—just like you can’t forget your part in the Curfew Street attack on St. Valentine’s Eve.”

“The hand that I had! Your Highness would say, the hand that I lost. As certain as I shall never regain it, Catharine Glover is, or will soon be, at Falkland. I will not flatter your Highness by saying she expects to meet you; in truth, she proposes to place herself under the protection of the Lady Marjory.”

“The hand I once had! Your Highness may say, the hand I lost. Just like I’ll never get it back, Catharine Glover is, or will soon be, at Falkland. I won’t flatter you by saying she’s looking forward to meeting you; the truth is, she plans to put herself under the protection of Lady Marjory.”

“The little traitress,” said the Prince—“she too to turn against me? She deserves punishment, Ramorny.”

“The little traitor,” said the Prince—“is she really turning against me too? She deserves to be punished, Ramorny.”

“I trust your Grace will make her penance a gentle one,” replied the knight.

“I believe your Grace will make her penance a gentle one,” replied the knight.

“Faith, I would have been her father confessor long ago, but I have ever found her coy.”

“Honestly, I would have been her father confessor a long time ago, but she has always seemed shy.”

“Opportunity was lacking, my lord,” replied Ramorny; “and time presses even now.”

“There's no opportunity, my lord,” Ramorny replied; “and time is running out even now.”

“Nay, I am but too apt for a frolic; but my father—”

“Nah, I'm just too ready for some fun; but my dad—”

“He is personally safe,” said Ramorny, “and as much at freedom as ever he can be; while your Highness—”

“He's completely safe,” said Ramorny, “and as free as he can be; as for your Highness—”

“Must brook fetters, conjugal or literal—I know it. Yonder comes Douglas, with his daughter in his hand, as haughty and as harsh featured as himself, bating touches of age.”

“Must endure restraints, whether marital or physical—I get it. Here comes Douglas, holding his daughter, just as proud and as stern-looking as he is, minus a few signs of aging.”

“And at Falkland sits in solitude the fairest wench in Scotland,” said Ramorny. “Here is penance and restraint, yonder is joy and freedom.”

“And at Falkland, the most beautiful girl in Scotland sits alone,” Ramorny said. “This place has punishment and limitations, while over there is happiness and liberty.”

“Thou hast prevailed, most sage counsellor,” replied Rothsay; “but mark you, it shall be the last of my frolics.”

“You've won, wise advisor,” Rothsay replied; “but just so you know, this will be my last bit of fun.”

“I trust so,” replied Ramorny; “for, when at liberty, you may make a good accommodation with your royal father.”

“I believe so,” replied Ramorny; “because, once you're free, you could work things out well with your royal father.”

“I will write to him, Ramorny. Get the writing materials. No, I cannot put my thoughts in words—do thou write.”

“I'll write to him, Ramorny. Get the writing supplies. No, I can't express my thoughts in words—please write for me.”

“Your Royal Highness forgets,” said Ramorny, pointing to his mutilated arm.

“Your Royal Highness forgets,” said Ramorny, pointing to his damaged arm.

“Ah! that cursed hand of yours. What can we do?”

“Ah! that damn hand of yours. What can we do?”

“So please your Highness,” answered his counsellor, “if you would use the hand of the mediciner, Dwining—he writes like a clerk.”

"So, please your Highness," replied his advisor, "if you could have the healer, Dwining, assist you—he writes like a scribe."

“Hath he a hint of the circumstances? Is he possessed of them?”

“Does he have any idea about the situation? Is he aware of it?”

“Fully,” said Ramorny; and, stepping to the window, he called Dwining from the boat.

“Absolutely,” said Ramorny; and, walking over to the window, he called Dwining from the boat.

He entered the presence of the Prince of Scotland, creeping as if he trode upon eggs, with downcast eyes, and a frame that seemed shrunk up by a sense of awe produced by the occasion.

He walked into the presence of the Prince of Scotland, moving carefully as if he were stepping on eggs, with his eyes looking down and his body seeming to shrink from the awe of the moment.

“There, fellow, are writing materials. I will make trial of you; thou know’st the case—place my conduct to my father in a fair light.”

“There, my friend, are some writing supplies. I’ll put you to the test; you know the situation—present my actions to my father in a positive way.”

Dwining sat down, and in a few minutes wrote a letter, which he handed to Sir John Ramorny.

Dwining sat down and quickly wrote a letter, which he gave to Sir John Ramorny.

“Why, the devil has aided thee, Dwining,” said the knight. “Listen, my dear lord. ‘Respected father and liege sovereign—Know that important considerations induce me to take my departure from this your court, purposing to make my abode at Falkland, both as the seat of my dearest uncle Albany, with whom I know your Majesty would desire me to use all familiarity, and as the residence of one from whom I have been too long estranged, and with whom I haste to exchange vows of the closest affection from henceforward.’”

“Why, the devil has helped you, Dwining,” the knight said. “Listen, my dear lord. ‘Respected father and sovereign—Please know that important reasons are prompting me to leave your court, intending to settle in Falkland, not only because it’s the home of my beloved uncle Albany, with whom I know your Majesty would want me to be close, but also as the residence of someone I’ve been away from for too long, and with whom I’m eager to share vows of deep affection from now on.’”

The Duke of Rothsay and Ramorny laughed aloud; and the physician, who had listened to his own scroll as if it were a sentence of death, encouraged by their applause, raised his eyes, uttered faintly his chuckling note of “He! he!” and was again grave and silent, as if afraid he had transgressed the bounds of reverent respect.

The Duke of Rothsay and Ramorny laughed out loud; the physician, who had listened to his own report as if it were a death sentence, encouraged by their laughter, looked up, weakly chuckled “He! he!” and quickly became serious and quiet again, as if he was worried he had crossed the line of respectful behavior.

“Admirable!” said the Prince—“admirable! The old man will apply all this to the Duchess, as they call her, of Rothsay. Dwining, thou shouldst be a secretis to his Holiness the Pope, who sometimes, it is said, wants a scribe that can make one word record two meanings. I will subscribe it, and have the praise of the device.”

“Admirable!” said the Prince—“admirable! The old man will use all this for the Duchess, as they call her, of Rothsay. Dwining, you should be a secret advisor to his Holiness the Pope, who sometimes, it’s said, needs a scribe who can make one word convey two meanings. I will sign it and take credit for the idea.”

“And now, my lord,” said Ramorny, sealing the letter and leaving it behind, “will you not to boat?”

“And now, my lord,” said Ramorny, sealing the letter and leaving it behind, “will you not go to the boat?”

“Not till my chamberlain attends with some clothes and necessaries, and you may call my sewer also.”

“Not until my attendant brings some clothes and essentials, and you can also call my servant.”

“My lord,” said Ramorny, “time presses, and preparation will but excite suspicion. Your officers will follow with the mails tomorrow. For tonight, I trust my poor service may suffice to wait on you at table and chamber.”

"My lord," Ramorny said, "time is short, and making preparations will only raise suspicion. Your officers will bring the mail tomorrow. For tonight, I hope my humble service is enough to attend to you at the table and in your room."

“Nay, this time it is thou who forgets,” said the Prince, touching the wounded arm with his walking rod. “Recollect, man, thou canst neither carve a capon nor tie a point—a goodly sewer or valet of the mouth!”

“Nah, this time it’s you who forgets,” said the Prince, tapping the wounded arm with his walking stick. “Remember, man, you can’t either carve a chicken or tie a knot—a decent sewer or a good servant!”

Ramorny grinned with rage and pain; for his wound, though in a way of healing, was still highly sensitive, and even the pointing a finger towards it made him tremble.

Ramorny grinned with a mix of anger and pain; his wound, although healing, was still very sensitive, and just pointing a finger at it made him shiver.

“Will your Highness now be pleased to take boat?”

“Will Your Highness now please take the boat?”

“Not till I take leave of the Lord Constable. Rothsay must not slip away, like a thief from a prison, from the house of Errol. Summon him hither.”

“Not until I say goodbye to the Lord Constable. Rothsay must not escape, like a thief from a prison, from the house of Errol. Bring him here.”

“My Lord Duke,” said Ramorny, “it may be dangerous to our plan.”

“My Lord Duke,” Ramorny said, “this could jeopardize our plan.”

“To the devil with danger, thy plan, and thyself! I must and will act to Errol as becomes us both.”

“To hell with danger, your plan, and you! I have to and will act for Errol in a way that suits us both.”

The earl entered, agreeable to the Prince’s summons.

The earl entered, ready to respond to the Prince’s call.

“I gave you this trouble, my lord,” said Rothsay, with the dignified courtesy which he knew so well how to assume, “to thank you for your hospitality and your good company. I can enjoy them no longer, as pressing affairs call me to Falkland.”

“I caused you this trouble, my lord,” Rothsay said, with the dignified courtesy he knew how to project, “to thank you for your hospitality and your enjoyable company. I can no longer enjoy them, as urgent matters are calling me to Falkland.”

“My lord,” said the Lord High Constable, “I trust your Grace remembers that you are—under ward.”

“My lord,” said the Lord High Constable, “I hope you remember that you are—under guard.”

“How!—under ward? If I am a prisoner, speak plainly; if not, I will take my freedom to depart.”

“How!—in custody? If I’m a prisoner, just say it; if I’m not, I’ll take my freedom to leave.”

“I would, my lord, your Highness would request his Majesty’s permission for this journey. There will be much displeasure.”

“I would, my lord, your Highness should ask for his Majesty’s permission for this journey. It will cause a lot of displeasure.”

“Mean you displeasure against yourself, my lord, or against me?”

“Do you mean your displeasure is directed at yourself, my lord, or at me?”

“I have already said your Highness lies in ward here; but if you determine to break it, I have no warrant—God forbid—to put force on your inclinations. I can but entreat your Highness, for your own sake—”

“I have already mentioned that you are under guard here; but if you decide to break free, I have no authority—God forbid—to force you against your will. I can only urge you, for your own sake—”

“Of my own interest I am the best judge. Good evening to you, my lord.”

“I'm the best judge of my own interests. Good evening to you, my lord.”

The wilful Prince stepped into the boat with Dwining and Ramorny, and, waiting for no other attendance, Eviot pushed off the vessel, which descended the Tay rapidly by the assistance of sail and oar and of the ebb tide.

The determined Prince got into the boat with Dwining and Ramorny, and without waiting for anyone else, Eviot pushed off the vessel, which quickly moved down the Tay thanks to the sails, oars, and the outgoing tide.

For some space the Duke of Rothsay appeared silent and moody, nor did his companions interrupt his reflections. He raised his head at length and said: “My father loves a jest, and when all is over he will take this frolic at no more serious rate than it deserves—a fit of youth, with which he will deal as he has with others. Yonder, my masters, shows the old hold of Kinfauns, frowning above the Tay. Now, tell me, John Ramorny, how thou hast dealt to get the Fair Maid of Perth out of the hands of yonder bull headed provost; for Errol told me it was rumoured that she was under his protection.”

For a while, the Duke of Rothsay seemed quiet and withdrawn, and his companions didn’t interrupt his thoughts. Eventually, he looked up and said, “My father enjoys a joke, and when everything is said and done, he’ll view this escapade with the lightness it deserves—a youthful whim that he’ll manage like he has with others. Over there, my friends, is the old castle of Kinfauns, looming over the Tay. Now, tell me, John Ramorny, how did you manage to get the Fair Maid of Perth away from that stubborn provost? Because Errol mentioned it was rumored that she was under his protection.”

“Truly she was, my lord, with the purpose of being transferred to the patronage of the Duchess—I mean of the Lady Marjory of Douglas. Now, this beetle headed provost, who is after all but a piece of blundering valiancy, has, like most such, a retainer of some slyness and cunning, whom he uses in all his dealings, and whose suggestions he generally considers as his own ideas. Whenever I would possess myself of a landward baron, I address myself to such a confidant, who, in the present case, is called Kitt Henshaw, an old skipper upon the Tay, and who, having in his time sailed as far as Campvere, holds with Sir Patrick Charteris the respect due to one who has seen foreign countries. This his agent I have made my own, and by his means have insinuated various apologies in order to postpone the departure of Catharine for Falkland.”

“Honestly, my lord, she was meant to be placed under the protection of the Duchess—I mean Lady Marjory of Douglas. Now, this clueless provost, who is really just a bumbling fool, has, like most people like him, a crafty and shrewd assistant that he relies on for all his dealings and generally thinks of their suggestions as his own ideas. Whenever I want to get close to a landowning baron, I connect with a confidant like this one, who in this case is Kitt Henshaw, an old skipper from the Tay who has sailed as far as Campvere and commands the respect of Sir Patrick Charteris for having traveled abroad. I have made this agent my own, and through him, I've managed to send various excuses to delay Catharine's departure for Falkland.”

“But to what good purpose?”

"But for what purpose?"

“I know not if it is wise to tell your Highness, lest you should disapprove of my views. I meant the officers of the Commission for inquiry into heretical opinions should have found the Fair Maid at Kinfauns, for our beauty is a peevish, self willed swerver from the church; and certes, I designed that the knight should have come in for his share of the fines and confiscations that were about to be inflicted. The monks were eager enough to be at him, seeing he hath had frequent disputes with them about the salmon tithe.”

“I’m not sure if it’s wise to tell you, Your Highness, in case you disagree with my thoughts. I meant the officers of the Commission for Inquiry into Heretical Opinions should have found the Fair Maid at Kinfauns, because our beauty is a stubborn, willful strayer from the church; and indeed, I intended for the knight to share in the fines and confiscations that were about to be imposed. The monks were more than ready to go after him, since he’s had frequent arguments with them over the salmon tax.”

“But wherefore wouldst thou have ruined the knight’s fortunes, and brought the beautiful young woman to the stake, perchance?”

“But why would you ruin the knight’s fortunes and put the beautiful young woman in danger, possibly?”

“Pshaw, my Lord Duke! monks never burn pretty maidens. An old woman might have been in some danger; and as for my Lord Provost, as they call him, if they had clipped off some of his fat acres, it would have been some atonement for the needless brave he put on me in St. John’s church.”

“Come on, Duke! Monks don’t burn beautiful young women. An old woman might have been at risk; and as for the Provost, as they call him, if they had taken away some of his land, it would have been a small compensation for the unnecessary trouble he caused me in St. John’s church.”

“Methinks, John, it was but a base revenge,” said Rothsay.

"I think, John, it was just a petty act of revenge," said Rothsay.

“Rest ye contented, my lord. He that cannot right himself by the hand must use his head. Well, that chance was over by the tender hearted Douglas’s declaring in favour of tender conscience; and then, my lord, old Henshaw found no further objections to carrying the Fair Maid of Perth to Falkland, not to share the dulness of the Lady Marjory’s society, as Sir Patrick Charteris and she herself doth opine, but to keep your Highness from tiring when we return from hunting in the park.”

“Rest easy, my lord. He who cannot fix things himself with strength must use his wits. Well, that opportunity ended when the kind-hearted Douglas chose to support his principles; and then, my lord, old Henshaw had no more objections to taking the Fair Maid of Perth to Falkland, not to endure the boredom of Lady Marjory’s company, as Sir Patrick Charteris and she believe, but to keep your Highness entertained when we come back from hunting in the park.”

There was again a long pause, in which the Prince seemed to muse deeply. At length he spoke. “Ramorny, I have a scruple in this matter; but if I name it to thee, the devil of sophistry, with which thou art possessed, will argue it out of me, as it has done many others. This girl is the most beautiful, one excepted, whom I ever saw or knew; and I like her the more that she bears some features of—Elizabeth of Dunbar. But she, I mean Catharine Glover, is contracted, and presently to be wedded, to Henry the armourer, a craftsman unequalled for skill, and a man at arms yet unmatched in the barrace. To follow out this intrigue would do a good fellow too much wrong.”

There was another long pause during which the Prince seemed to think deeply. Finally, he spoke. “Ramorny, I have a concern about this situation; but if I tell you, the devil of reasoning that you possess will talk me out of it, just as it has with so many before. This girl is the most beautiful, aside from one other, that I’ve ever seen or known; and I like her even more because she resembles—Elizabeth of Dunbar. But she, meaning Catharine Glover, is engaged and about to marry Henry the armorer, a craftsman unmatched in skill, and a fighter still undefeated in the tournament. Pursuing this affair would be unfair to a good man.”

“Your Highness will not expect me to be very solicitous of Henry Smith’s interest,” said Ramorny, looking at his wounded arm.

“Your Highness won’t expect me to care much about Henry Smith’s interests,” said Ramorny, glancing at his injured arm.

“By St. Andrew with his shored cross, this disaster of thine is too much harped upon, John Ramorny! Others are content with putting a finger into every man’s pie, but thou must thrust in thy whole gory hand. It is done, and cannot be undone; let it be forgotten.”

“By St. Andrew with his shored cross, this disaster of yours is being talked about way too much, John Ramorny! Others are satisfied with just dipping a finger into every man's business, but you have to stick in your whole bloody hand. It’s done, and it can't be changed; let's just forget about it.”

“Nay, my lord, you allude to it more frequently than I,” answered the knight—“in derision, it is true; while I—but I can be silent on the subject if I cannot forget it.”

“Nay, my lord, you bring it up more often than I do,” replied the knight. “In mockery, it’s true; while I—but I can stay quiet about it if I can’t forget it.”

“Well, then, I tell thee that I have scruple about this intrigue. Dost thou remember, when we went in a frolic to hear Father Clement preach, or rather to see this fair heretic, that he spoke as touchingly as a minstrel about the rich man taking away the poor man’s only ewe lamb?”

“Well, then, I’m telling you that I have a hesitation about this scheme. Do you remember when we went out just for fun to hear Father Clement preach, or rather to see that beautiful heretic, and he spoke as movingly as a minstrel about the rich man taking the poor man’s only ewe lamb?”

“A great matter, indeed,” answered Sir John, “that this churl’s wife’s eldest son should be fathered by the Prince of Scotland! How many earls would covet the like fate for their fair countesses? and how many that have had such good luck sleep not a grain the worse for it?”

“A big deal, for sure,” replied Sir John, “that this rude man's wife's eldest son should be fathered by the Prince of Scotland! How many earls would envy that fate for their beautiful countesses? And how many who have enjoyed such luck sleep no worse for it?”

“And if I might presume to speak,” said the mediciner, “the ancient laws of Scotland assigned such a privilege to every feudal lord over his female vassals, though lack of spirit and love of money hath made many exchange it for gold.”

“And if I may be allowed to speak,” said the mediciner, “the old laws of Scotland granted this privilege to every feudal lord over his female vassals, although a lack of ambition and a desire for money have led many to trade it for gold.”

“I require no argument to urge me to be kind to a pretty woman; but this Catharine has been ever cold to me,” said the Prince.

“I don’t need any convincing to be nice to a pretty woman; but Catharine has always been distant with me,” said the Prince.

“Nay, my lord,” said Ramorny, “if, young, handsome, and a prince, you know not how to make yourself acceptable to a fine woman, it is not for me to say more.”

“Nah, my lord,” said Ramorny, “if, being young, good-looking, and a prince, you don’t know how to make yourself attractive to a great woman, it’s not my place to say anything more.”

“And if it were not far too great audacity in me to speak again, I would say,” quoth the leech, “that all Perth knows that the Gow Chrom never was the maiden’s choice, but fairly forced upon her by her father. I know for certain that she refused him repeatedly.”

“And if it wasn't way too bold of me to speak again, I would say,” said the leech, “that everyone in Perth knows that the Gow Chrom was never the maiden’s choice, but was pushed on her by her father. I know for sure that she turned him down many times.”

“Nay, if thou canst assure us of that, the case is much altered,” said Rothsay. “Vulcan was a smith as well as Harry Wynd; he would needs wed Venus, and our chronicles tell us what came of it.”

“Nah, if you can guarantee that, the situation is definitely different,” said Rothsay. “Vulcan was a blacksmith just like Harry Wynd; he wanted to marry Venus, and our history books tell us what happened because of it.”

“Then long may Lady Venus live and be worshipped,” said Sir John Ramorny, “and success to the gallant knight Mars who goes a-wooing to her goddess-ship!”

“Then may Lady Venus live long and be revered,” said Sir John Ramorny, “and here's to the brave knight Mars who goes courting her goddess-ship!”

The discourse took a gay and idle turn for a few minutes; but the Duke of Rothsay soon dropped it. “I have left,” he said, “yonder air of the prison house behind me, and yet my spirits scarce revive. I feel that drowsy, not unpleasing, yet melancholy mood that comes over us when exhausted by exercise or satiated with pleasure. Some music now, stealing on the ear, yet not loud enough to make us lift the eye, were a treat for the gods.”

The conversation took a light and carefree turn for a few minutes, but the Duke of Rothsay quickly changed the subject. “I have left the gloomy atmosphere of the prison behind me, and yet my spirits hardly lift. I’m feeling that drowsy, not entirely unpleasant, yet somewhat sad mood that hits us when we’re worn out from exertion or overwhelmed by enjoyment. Some music, softly playing in the background, yet not loud enough to make us look up, would be a treat for the gods.”

“Your Grace has but to speak your wishes, and the nymphs of the Tay are as favourable as the fair ones upon the shore. Hark! it is a lute.”

“Your Grace just needs to express your desires, and the nymphs of the Tay are as kind as the beautiful ones by the shore. Listen! It's a lute.”

“A lute!” said the Duke of Rothsay, listening; “it is, and rarely touched. I should remember that dying fall. Steer towards the boat from whence the music comes.”

“A lute!” said the Duke of Rothsay, listening; “it is, and rarely played. I should recognize that fading sound. Head toward the boat where the music is coming from.”

“It is old Henshaw,” said Ramorny, “working up the stream. How, skipper!”

“It’s old Henshaw,” said Ramorny, “heading upstream. Hey, skipper!”

The boatman answered the hail, and drew up alongside of the Prince’s barge.

The boatman replied to the call and pulled up next to the Prince's barge.

“Oh, ho! my old friend!” said the Prince, recognising the figure as well as the appointments of the French glee woman, Louise. “I think I owe thee something for being the means of thy having a fright, at least, upon St. Valentine’s Day. Into this boat with thee, lute, puppy dog, scrip and all; I will prefer thee to a lady’s service who shall feed thy very cur on capons and canary.”

“Oh, hey! My old friend!” said the Prince, recognizing the figure and the outfit of the French singer, Louise. “I think I owe you something for giving you a scare, at least, on St. Valentine’s Day. Get into this boat with me, lute, puppy, bag, and all; I’d choose you over a lady’s service who would treat your pup to capons and canary.”

“I trust your Highness will consider—” said Ramorny.

“I trust you’ll consider—” said Ramorny.

“I will consider nothing but my pleasure, John. Pray, do thou be so complying as to consider it also.”

“I will think of nothing but my pleasure, John. Please, be so kind as to think of it too.”

“Is it indeed to a lady’s service you would promote me?” said the glee maiden. “And where does she dwell?”

“Are you really trying to promote me to serve a lady?” said the glee maiden. “And where does she live?”

“At Falkland,” answered the Prince.

“At Falkland,” replied the Prince.

“Oh, I have heard of that great lady!” said Louise; “and will you indeed prefer me to your right royal consort’s service?”

“Oh, I’ve heard of that amazing lady!” said Louise; “and will you really choose me over your royal partner’s service?”

“I will, by my honour—whenever I receive her as such. Mark that reservation, John,” said he aside to Ramorny.

“I will, on my honor—whenever I meet her as such. Keep that in mind, John,” he said quietly to Ramorny.

The persons who were in the boat caught up the tidings, and, concluding a reconciliation was about to take place betwixt the royal couple, exhorted Louise to profit by her good fortune, and add herself to the Duchess of Rothsay’s train. Several offered her some acknowledgment for the exercise of her talents.

The people in the boat picked up the news and, thinking that a reconciliation between the royal couple was about to happen, encouraged Louise to take advantage of her good luck and join the Duchess of Rothsay’s entourage. Several of them offered her some recognition for her talents.

During this moment of delay, Ramorny whispered to Dwining: “Make in, knave, with some objection. This addition is one too many. Rouse thy wits, while I speak a word with Henshaw.”

During this moment of delay, Ramorny whispered to Dwining: “Come on, fool, put up some objections. This addition is too much. Gather your thoughts while I have a word with Henshaw.”

“If I might presume to speak,” said Dwining, “as one who have made my studies both in Spain and Arabia, I would say, my lord, that the sickness has appeared in Edinburgh, and that there may be risk in admitting this young wanderer into your Highness’s vicinity.”

“If I may be so bold as to speak,” said Dwining, “as someone who has studied in both Spain and Arabia, I would say, my lord, that the sickness has shown up in Edinburgh, and there may be a risk in allowing this young wanderer near your Highness.”

“Ah! and what is it to thee,” said Rothsay, “whether I choose to be poisoned by the pestilence or the ‘pothecary? Must thou, too, needs thwart my humour?”

“Ah! and what does it matter to you,” said Rothsay, “whether I decide to be poisoned by the plague or the pharmacist? Do you really have to interfere with my mood?”

While the Prince thus silenced the remonstrances of Dwining, Sir John Ramorny had snatched a moment to learn from Henshaw that the removal of the Duchess of Rothsay from Falkland was still kept profoundly secret, and that Catharine Glover would arrive there that evening or the next morning, in expectation of being taken under the noble lady’s protection.

While the Prince silenced Dwining's objections, Sir John Ramorny took a moment to find out from Henshaw that the Duchess of Rothsay's removal from Falkland was still being kept a total secret, and that Catharine Glover would arrive later that evening or the next morning, hoping to be taken under the noble lady’s protection.

The Duke of Rothsay, deeply plunged in thought, received this intimation so coldly, that Ramorny took the liberty of remonstrating. “This, my lord,” he said, “is playing the spoiled child of fortune. You wish for liberty; it comes. You wish for beauty; it awaits you, with just so much delay as to render the boon more precious. Even your slightest desires seem a law to the Fates; for you desire music when it seems most distant, and the lute and song are at your hand. These things, so sent, should be enjoyed, else we are but like petted children, who break and throw from them the toys they have wept themselves sick for.”

The Duke of Rothsay, lost in thought, received this news so coldly that Ramorny felt he had to speak up. “My lord,” he said, “this is acting like a spoiled child of fortune. You want freedom; it arrives. You want beauty; it's waiting for you, with just enough delay to make it even more valuable. Even your smallest wishes seem to guide the Fates; you crave music when it feels most out of reach, and yet the lute and song are right at your fingertips. These gifts, when they come, should be enjoyed; otherwise, we're just like pampered children who break and discard the toys they cried for.”

“To enjoy pleasure, Ramorny,” said the Prince, “a man should have suffered pain, as it requires fasting to gain a good appetite. We, who can have all for a wish, little enjoy that all when we have possessed it. Seest thou yonder thick cloud, which is about to burst to rain? It seems to stifle me—the waters look dark and lurid—the shores have lost their beautiful form—”

“To really enjoy pleasure, Ramorny,” said the Prince, “a person should have experienced pain, just like it takes fasting to develop a good appetite. We, who can have anything we wish for, rarely appreciate that abundance once we have it. Do you see that thick cloud over there, ready to burst with rain? It feels suffocating—the water looks dark and grim—the shores have lost their lovely shape—”

“My lord, forgive your servant,” said Ramorny. “You indulge a powerful imagination, as an unskilful horseman permits a fiery steed to rear until he falls back on his master and crushes him. I pray you shake off this lethargy. Shall the glee maiden make some music?”

“Please forgive me, my lord,” said Ramorny. “You have a vivid imagination, just like a novice rider who lets a spirited horse rear until it topples back onto him and crushes him. I urge you to shake off this sluggishness. Should the joyful maiden play some music?”

“Let her; but it must be melancholy: all mirth would at this moment jar on my ear.”

“Let her do it; but it has to be sad: any laughter right now would be jarring to me.”

The maiden sung a melancholy dirge in Norman French; the words, of which the following is an imitation, were united to a tune as doleful as they are themselves:

The girl sang a sad song in Norman French; the words, of which the following is an imitation, were paired with a tune as mournful as they are themselves:

     Yes, thou mayst sigh,
     And look once more at all around,
     At stream and bank, and sky and ground.
     Thy life its final course has found,
     And thou must die.

     Yes, lay thee down,
     And while thy struggling pulses flutter,
     Bid the grey monk his soul mass mutter,
     And the deep bell its death tone utter—
     Thy life is gone.

     Be not afraid.
     ‘Tis but a pang, and then a thrill,
     A fever fit, and then a chill,
     And then an end of human ill,
     For thou art dead.
     Yes, you can sigh,  
     And look once more at everything around,  
     At the stream, the bank, the sky, and the ground.  
     Your life has reached its final course,  
     And you must die.  

     Yes, lie down,  
     And while your struggling heart beats weakly,  
     Ask the gray monk to say his soul mass quietly,  
     And let the deep bell toll its death knell—  
     Your life is over.  

     Don't be afraid.  
     It’s just a pang, then a thrill,  
     A fever, then a chill,  
     And then an end to human pain,  
     For you are dead.  

The Prince made no observation on the music; and the maiden, at Ramorny’s beck, went on from time to time with her minstrel craft, until the evening sunk down into rain, first soft and gentle, at length in great quantities, and accompanied by a cold wind. There was neither cloak nor covering for the Prince, and he sullenly rejected that which Ramorny offered.

The Prince didn’t say anything about the music; and the young woman, at Ramorny’s signal, continued her singing now and then, until the evening turned to rain, first light and gentle, then pouring down heavily, along with a chilly wind. The Prince had no cloak or protection, and he gloomily turned down what Ramorny offered.

“It is not for Rothsay to wear your cast garments, Sir John; this melted snow, which I feel pierce me to the very marrow, I am now encountering by your fault. Why did you presume to put off the boat without my servants and apparel?”

“It’s not for Rothsay to wear your cast-off clothes, Sir John; this melted snow, which I can feel chilling me to the bone, is something I’m dealing with because of you. Why did you decide to leave without my servants and my belongings?”

Ramorny did not attempt an exculpation; for he knew the Prince was in one of those humours, when to enlarge upon a grievance was more pleasing to him than to have his mouth stopped by any reasonable apology. In sullen silence, or amid unsuppressed chiding, the boat arrived at the fishing village of Newburgh. The party landed, and found horses in readiness, which, indeed, Ramorny had long since provided for the occasion. Their quality underwent the Prince’s bitter sarcasm, expressed to Ramorny sometimes by direct words, oftener by bitter gibes. At length they were mounted and rode on through the closing night and the falling rain, the Prince leading the way with reckless haste. The glee maiden, mounted by his express order, attended them and well for her that, accustomed to severe weather, and exercise both on foot and horseback, she supported as firmly as the men the fatigues of the nocturnal ride. Ramorny was compelled to keep at the Prince’s rein, being under no small anxiety lest, in his wayward fit, he might ride off from him entirely, and, taking refuge in the house of some loyal baron, escape the snare which was spread for him. He therefore suffered inexpressibly during the ride, both in mind and in body.

Ramorny didn’t try to defend himself because he knew the Prince was in one of those moods where complaining about a problem was more satisfying than hearing a reasonable apology. In tense silence, or amidst unresolved complaints, they arrived at the fishing village of Newburgh. The group got off the boat and found horses ready for them, which Ramorny had arranged a while ago. The quality of the horses was met with the Prince’s harsh sarcasm, directed at Ramorny sometimes through direct comments, but more often through bitter remarks. Eventually, they got on their horses and rode through the darkening night and falling rain, with the Prince leading at a reckless speed. A young female musician, mounted on his direct order, accompanied them, and she was fortunate that, used to rough weather and physical activity, she handled the demands of the night ride as well as the men did. Ramorny had to keep close to the Prince, feeling anxious that, in his unpredictable state, he might ride off completely, seek refuge with some loyal baron, and avoid the trap that was set for him. Because of that, he endured immense stress during the ride, both mentally and physically.

At length the forest of Falkland received them, and a glimpse of the moon showed the dark and huge tower, an appendage of royalty itself, though granted for a season to the Duke of Albany. On a signal given the drawbridge fell. Torches glared in the courtyard, menials attended, and the Prince, assisted from horseback, was ushered into an apartment, where Ramorny waited on him, together with Dwining, and entreated him to take the leech’s advice. The Duke of Rothsay repulsed the proposal, haughtily ordered his bed to be prepared, and having stood for some time shivering in his dank garments beside a large blazing fire, he retired to his apartment without taking leave of anyone.

At last, the forest of Falkland welcomed them, and a glimpse of the moon revealed the dark, massive tower, a symbol of royalty itself, though it was temporarily granted to the Duke of Albany. At a signal, the drawbridge lowered. Torches blazed in the courtyard, servants were present, and the Prince, helped off his horse, was led into a room where Ramorny and Dwining awaited him, urging him to heed the doctor’s advice. The Duke of Rothsay dismissed the suggestion, arrogantly ordered his bed to be made, and after standing for a while, shivering in his damp clothes next to a roaring fire, he went to his room without saying goodbye to anyone.

“You see the peevish humour of this childish boy, now,” said Ramorny to Dwining; “can you wonder that a servant who has done so much for him as I have should be tired of such a master?”

“You can see the irritable nature of this childish boy now,” Ramorny said to Dwining. “Can you really blame a servant like me, who has done so much for him, for being fed up with such a master?”

“No, truly,” said Dwining, “that and the promised earldom of Lindores would shake any man’s fidelity. But shall we commence with him this evening? He has, if eye and cheek speak true, the foundation of a fever within him, which will make our work easy while it will seem the effect of nature.”

“No, really,” said Dwining, “that and the promised earldom of Lindores would challenge anyone’s loyalty. But should we start with him this evening? He seems to have the beginnings of a fever, at least if his eyes and cheeks are any indication, which will make our job easier as it will appear to be just nature taking its course.”

“It is an opportunity lost,” said Ramorny; “but we must delay our blow till he has seen this beauty, Catharine Glover. She may be hereafter a witness that she saw him in good health, and master of his own motions, a brief space before—you understand me?”

“It’s a missed opportunity,” Ramorny said. “But we need to hold off on our attack until he’s had a chance to see this beauty, Catharine Glover. She could later testify that she saw him in good health and in control of his actions just shortly before—you get what I mean?”

Dwining nodded assent, and added:

Dwining nodded in agreement and added:

“There is no time lost; for there is little difficulty in blighting a flower exhausted from having been made to bloom too soon.”

“There’s no time wasted; it’s easy to ruin a flower that was forced to bloom too early.”





CHAPTER XXXI.

     Ah, me! in sooth he was a shameless wight,
     Sore given to revel and ungodly glee:
     Few earthly things found favour in his sight,
     Save concubines and carnal companie,
     And flaunting wassailers of high and low degree.

     BYRON.
     Ah, me! truly he was a shameless guy,  
     So fond of partying and godless joy:  
     Few worldly things caught his attention,  
     Except for mistresses and physical relationships,  
     And rowdy revelers of all ranks.  

     BYRON.

With the next morning the humour of the Duke of Rothsay was changed. He complained, indeed, of pain and fever, but they rather seemed to stimulate than to overwhelm him. He was familiar with Ramorny, and though he said nothing on the subject of the preceding night, it was plain he remembered what he desired to obliterate from the memory of his followers—the ill humour he had then displayed. He was civil to every one, and jested with Ramorny on the subject of Catharine’s arrival.

With the next morning, the mood of the Duke of Rothsay changed. He complained of pain and fever, but they seemed to energize him rather than bring him down. He was on familiar terms with Ramorny, and even though he didn't mention the events of the previous night, it was clear he wanted to erase the bad attitude he had shown from the memory of those around him. He was polite to everyone and joked with Ramorny about Catharine’s arrival.

“How surprised will the pretty prude be at seeing herself in a family of men, when she expects to be admitted amongst the hoods and pinners of Dame Marjory’s waiting women! Thou hast not many of the tender sex in thy household, I take it, Ramorny?”

“How surprised will the pretty prude be to find herself in a family of men when she expects to be included with the hoods and pinners of Dame Marjory’s ladies-in-waiting! I assume you don’t have many of the gentle sex in your household, Ramorny?”

“Faith, none except the minstrel wench, but a household drudge or two whom we may not dispense with. By the way, she is anxiously inquiring after the mistress your Highness promised to prefer her to. Shall I dismiss her, to hunt for her new mistress at leisure?”

“Faith, none except the singing girl, but a couple of household helpers whom we can’t do without. By the way, she’s eagerly asking about the lady your Highness promised to recommend her to. Should I let her go to search for her new mistress at her convenience?”

“By no means, she will serve to amuse Catharine. And, hark you, were it not well to receive that coy jillet with something of a mumming?”

“There's no way she'll be entertaining Catharine. And, listen, wouldn’t it be a good idea to greet that shy girl with a bit of a playful act?”

“How mean you, my lord?”

"Why are you being so mean, my lord?"

“Thou art dull, man. We will not disappoint her, since she expects to find the Duchess of Rothsay: I will be Duke and Duchess in my own person.”

“You're being really boring, man. We won’t let her down, since she thinks she’s going to meet the Duchess of Rothsay: I’ll be both Duke and Duchess myself.”

“Still I do not comprehend.”

"I still don't understand."

“No one so dull as a wit,” said the Prince, “when he does not hit off the scent at once. My Duchess, as they call her, has been in as great a hurry to run away from Falkland as I to come hither. We have both left our apparel behind. There is as much female trumpery in the wardrobe adjoining to my sleeping room as would equip a whole carnival. Look you, I will play Dame Marjory, disposed on this day bed here with a mourning veil and a wreath of willow, to show my forsaken plight; thou, John, wilt look starch and stiff enough for her Galwegian maid of honour, the Countess Hermigild; and Dwining shall present the old Hecate, her nurse—only she hath more beard on her upper lip than Dwining on his whole face, and skull to boot. He should have the commodity of a beard to set her forth conformably. Get thy kitchen drudges, and what passable pages thou hast with thee, to make my women of the bedroom. Hearest thou? about it instantly.”

“No one’s as dull as a wit,” said the Prince, “when he doesn’t get the point right away. My Duchess, as they call her, has been just as eager to escape from Falkland as I am to be here. We’ve both left our clothes behind. There’s enough female stuff in the wardrobe next to my bedroom to outfit an entire carnival. Look, I’ll play Dame Marjory, lounging on this daybed with a mourning veil and a willow wreath, to show my heartbreak; you, John, will look stiff enough to be her Galwegian maid of honor, the Countess Hermigild; and Dwining will play the old Hecate, her nurse—except she has more hair on her upper lip than Dwining has on his entire face, and a bald head to boot. He really should have a beard to make her look right. Get your kitchen workers and whatever decent pages you have with you to be my ladies-in-waiting. Do you hear me? Get on it right away.”

Ramorny hasted into the anteroom, and told Dwining the Prince’s device.

Ramorny rushed into the anteroom and told Dwining the Prince’s message.

“Do thou look to humour the fool,” he said; “I care not how little I see him, knowing what is to be done.”

“Make sure to humor the fool,” he said; “I don’t mind how little I see him, knowing what needs to be done.”

“Trust all to me,” said the physician, shrugging his shoulders. “What sort of a butcher is he that can cut the lamb’s throat, yet is afraid to hear it bleat?”

“Trust everything to me,” said the doctor, shrugging his shoulders. “What kind of butcher is he who can cut the lamb’s throat but is scared to hear it bleat?”

“Tush, fear not my constancy: I cannot forget that he would have cast me into the cloister with as little regard as if he threw away the truncheon of a broken lance. Begone—yet stay; ere you go to arrange this silly pageant, something must be settled to impose on the thick witted Charteris. He is like enough, should he be left in the belief that the Duchess of Rothsay is still here, and Catharine Glover in attendance on her, to come down with offers of service, and the like, when, as I need scarce tell thee, his presence would be inconvenient. Indeed, this is the more likely, that some folks have given a warmer name to the iron headed knight’s great and tender patronage of this damsel.”

“Tush, don’t worry about my loyalty: I can’t forget that he would have sent me to a convent without a second thought, just like tossing aside a broken lance. Go on—wait; before you head off to set up this ridiculous show, we need to figure something out to fool the dimwitted Charteris. If he thinks the Duchess of Rothsay is still around and that Catharine Glover is attending her, he’s likely to come down with offers of help and the like, which, as you know, would be a problem. In fact, it’s even more likely since some people have given a fancier name to the thick-headed knight’s supposed care for this girl.”

“With that hint, let me alone to deal with him. I will send him such a letter, that for this month he shall hold himself as ready for a journey to hell as to Falkland. Can you tell me the name of the Duchess’s confessor?”

"With that hint, let me handle him on my own. I’ll send him such a letter that for this month he’ll be just as prepared for a trip to hell as he is for Falkland. Do you know the name of the Duchess’s confessor?"

“Waltheof, a grey friar.”

“Waltheof, a Greyfriar.”

“Enough—then here I start.”

"Alright—here I begin."

In a few minutes, for he was a clerk of rare celerity, Dwining finished a letter, which he placed in Ramorny’s hand.

In a few minutes, since he was an unusually quick clerk, Dwining finished a letter, which he handed to Ramorny.

“This is admirable, and would have made thy fortune with Rothsay. I think I should have been too jealous to trust thee in his household, save that his day is closed.”

“This is impressive, and it would have secured your future with Rothsay. I believe I would have been too jealous to trust you in his household, except that his time is over.”

“Read it aloud,” said Dwining, “that we may judge if it goes trippingly off.”

“Read it out loud,” said Dwining, “so we can see if it flows smoothly.”

And Ramorny read as follows: “By command of our high and mighty Princess Marjory, Duchess of Rothsay, and so forth, we Waltheof, unworthy brother of the order of St. Francis, do thee, Sir Patrick Charteris, knight of Kinfauns, to know, that her Highness marvels much at the temerity with which you have sent to her presence a woman of whose fame she can judge but lightly, seeing she hath made her abode, without any necessity, for more than a week in thine own castle, without company of any other female, saving menials; of which foul cohabitation the savour is gone up through Fife, Angus, and Perthshire. Nevertheless, her Highness, considering the ease as one of human frailty, hath not caused this wanton one to be scourged with nettles, or otherwise to dree penance; but, as two good brethren of the convent of Lindores, the Fathers Thickskull and Dundermore, have been summoned up to the Highlands upon an especial call, her Highness hath committed to their care this maiden Catharine, with charge to convey her to her father, whom she states to be residing beside Loch Tay, under whose protection she will find a situation more fitting her qualities and habits than the Castle of Falkland, while her Highness the Duchess of Rothsay abides there. She hath charged the said reverend brothers so to deal with the young woman as may give her a sense of the sin of incontinence, and she commendeth thee to confession and penitence.—Signed, Waltheof, by command of an high and mighty Princess”; and so forth.

And Ramorny read as follows: “By the authority of our esteemed Princess Marjory, Duchess of Rothsay, we, Waltheof, an unworthy brother of the order of St. Francis, hereby inform you, Sir Patrick Charteris, knight of Kinfauns, that her Highness is quite astonished by the boldness with which you have sent to her a woman whose reputation is hard to judge, especially since she has stayed for over a week at your castle without the company of any other woman, except for servants; the unpleasantness of this arrangement has spread throughout Fife, Angus, and Perthshire. However, her Highness, recognizing this as a human failing, has not ordered any punishment for this impudent woman; instead, as two respected members of the Lindores convent, Fathers Thickskull and Dundermore, have been called to the Highlands on special business, her Highness has entrusted this young woman, Catharine, to their care, instructing them to escort her to her father, who she claims lives near Loch Tay, where she will find a situation more suitable to her character and habits than the Castle of Falkland, while her Highness the Duchess of Rothsay is there. She has directed the said reverend brothers to help the young woman understand the sin of promiscuity, and she recommends that you guide her towards confession and repentance.—Signed, Waltheof, by command of an esteemed Princess”; and so forth.

When he had finished, “Excellent—excellent!” Ramorny exclaimed. “This unexpected rebuff will drive Charteris mad! He hath been long making a sort of homage to this lady, and to find himself suspected of incontinence, when he was expecting the full credit of a charitable action, will altogether confound him; and, as thou say’st, it will be long enough ere he come hither to look after the damsel or do honour to the dame. But away to thy pageant, while I prepare that which shall close the pageant for ever.”

When he finished, "Excellent—excellent!" Ramorny exclaimed. "This unexpected rejection will drive Charteris crazy! He’s been swooning over this lady for a while, and to find himself suspected of wrongdoing when he thought he was doing a good deed will totally throw him off; and, as you said, it will be a long time before he comes here to check on the girl or show respect to the dame. But go on to your performance while I get ready for what will end the performance for good."

It was an hour before noon, when Catharine, escorted by old Henshaw and a groom of the Knight of Kinfauns, arrived before the lordly tower of Falkland. The broad banner which was displayed from it bore the arms of Rothsay, the servants who appeared wore the colours of the Prince’s household, all confirming the general belief that the Duchess still resided there. Catharine’s heart throbbed, for she had heard that the Duchess had the pride as well as the high courage of the house of Douglas, and felt uncertain touching the reception she was to experience. On entering the castle, she observed that the train was smaller than she had expected, but, as the Duchess lived in close retirement, she was little surprised at this. In a species of anteroom she was met by a little old woman, who seemed bent double with age, and supported herself upon an ebony staff.

It was an hour before noon when Catharine, accompanied by old Henshaw and a groom from the Knight of Kinfauns, arrived at the impressive tower of Falkland. The large banner hanging from it displayed the arms of Rothsay, and the servants who appeared wore the colors of the Prince’s household, all confirming the general belief that the Duchess still lived there. Catharine's heart raced because she had heard that the Duchess had both the pride and the courage of the house of Douglas and felt uncertain about how she would be received. Upon entering the castle, she noticed that the group was smaller than she had expected, but since the Duchess lived in seclusion, she wasn't too surprised by this. In a kind of anteroom, she was greeted by a tiny old woman who seemed bent over with age and leaned on an ebony staff.

“Truly thou art welcome, fair daughter,” said she, saluting Catharine, “and, as I may say, to an afflicted house; and I trust (once more saluting her) thou wilt be a consolation to my precious and right royal daughter the Duchess. Sit thee down, my child, till I see whether my lady be at leisure to receive thee. Ah, my child, thou art very lovely indeed, if Our Lady hath given to thee a soul to match with so fair a body.”

“Truly, you are welcome, dear daughter,” she said, greeting Catharine, “to a troubled household; and I hope (saluting her again) you will bring comfort to my precious and royal daughter the Duchess. Please sit down, my child, while I check if my lady is free to see you. Ah, my child, you are truly beautiful, if God has given you a soul that matches such a lovely appearance.”

With that the counterfeit old woman crept into the next apartment, where she found Rothsay in the masquerading habit he had prepared, and Ramorny, who had evaded taking part in the pageant, in his ordinary attire.

With that, the fake old woman sneaked into the next room, where she found Rothsay in the disguise he had ready, and Ramorny, who had managed to avoid participating in the event, in his regular clothes.

“Thou art a precious rascal, sir doctor,” said the Prince; “by my honour, I think thou couldst find in thy heart to play out the whole play thyself, lover’s part and all.”

“You're quite the charming rogue, doctor,” said the Prince; “I swear, I think you could find it in your heart to perform the entire play yourself, playing the lover and everything.”

“If it were to save your Highness trouble,” said the leech, with his usual subdued laugh.

“If it would save your Highness some trouble,” said the leech, with his usual quiet laugh.

“No—no,” said Rothsay, “I never need thy help, man; and tell me now, how look I, thus disposed on the couch—languishing and ladylike, ha?”

“No—no,” said Rothsay, “I never need your help, man; and tell me now, how do I look, lying here on the couch—faint and elegant, huh?”

“Something too fine complexioned and soft featured for the Lady Marjory of Douglas, if I may presume to say so,” said the leech.

“Something too delicate and soft-featured for Lady Marjory of Douglas, if I may be so bold to say,” said the doctor.

“Away, villain, and marshal in this fair frost piece—fear not she will complain of my effeminacy; and thou, Ramorny, away also.”

“Away, you scoundrel, and get in line for this beautiful frost scene—don’t worry, she won’t complain about how soft I am; and you too, Ramorny, get lost.”

As the knight left the apartment by one door, the fictitious old woman ushered in Catharine Glover by another. The room had been carefully darkened to twilight, so that Catharine saw the apparently female figure stretched on the couch without the least suspicion.

As the knight exited the apartment through one door, the imaginary old woman welcomed Catharine Glover through another. The room had been deliberately dimmed to twilight, allowing Catharine to see the seemingly female figure lying on the couch without any suspicion.

“Is that the maiden?” asked Rothsay, in a voice naturally sweet, and now carefully modulated to a whispering tone. “Let her approach, Griselda, and kiss our hand.”

“Is that the girl?” asked Rothsay, in a naturally sweet voice, now carefully lowered to a whisper. “Let her come closer, Griselda, and kiss our hand.”

The supposed nurse led the trembling maiden forward to the side of the couch, and signed to her to kneel. Catharine did so, and kissed with much devotion and simplicity the gloved hand which the counterfeit duchess extended to her.

The so-called nurse guided the shaking young woman to the side of the couch and signaled for her to kneel. Catharine complied and kissed the gloved hand that the fake duchess held out to her with genuine devotion and sincerity.

“Be not afraid,” said the same musical voice; “in me you only see a melancholy example of the vanity of human greatness; happy those, my child, whose rank places them beneath the storms of state.”

“Don’t be afraid,” said the same soothing voice; “all you see in me is a sad reminder of the emptiness of human greatness; blessed are those, my child, whose status keeps them safe from the chaos of politics.”

While he spoke, he put his arms around her neck and drew her towards him, as if to salute her in token of welcome. But the kiss was bestowed with an earnestness which so much overacted the part of the fair patroness, that Catharine, concluding the Duchess had lost her senses, screamed aloud.

While he talked, he wrapped his arms around her neck and pulled her closer, as if to greet her as a sign of welcome. But the kiss was delivered with such intensity that it completely exaggerated the role of the gracious patroness, making Catharine think the Duchess had lost her mind, and she screamed out loud.

“Peace, fool! it is I—David of Rothsay.”

“Calm down, idiot! It’s me—David of Rothsay.”

Catharine looked around her; the nurse was gone, and the Duke tearing off his veil, she saw herself in the power of a daring young libertine.

Catharine looked around; the nurse was gone, and as the Duke ripped off his veil, she realized she was at the mercy of a bold young libertine.

“Now be present with me, Heaven!” she said; “and Thou wilt, if I forsake not myself.”

“Now be here with me, Heaven!” she said; “and You will, if I don’t lose myself.”

As this resolution darted through her mind, she repressed her disposition to scream, and, as far as she might, strove to conceal her fear.

As this decision raced through her mind, she held back her urge to scream and did her best to hide her fear.

“The jest hath been played,” she said, with as much firmness as she could assume; “may I entreat that your Highness will now unhand me?” for he still kept hold of her arm.

“The joke has been made,” she said, with as much determination as she could muster; “may I ask that you let go of me now?” for he still held onto her arm.

“Nay, my pretty captive, struggle not—why should you fear?”

“Nah, my pretty captive, don’t struggle—why should you be afraid?”

“I do not struggle, my lord. As you are pleased to detain me, I will not, by striving, provoke you to use me ill, and give pain to yourself, when you have time to think.”

“I’m not fighting you, my lord. Since you’ve decided to keep me here, I won’t struggle and cause you to treat me poorly, which would only upset you when you have a chance to reflect.”

“Why, thou traitress, thou hast held me captive for months,” said the Prince, “and wilt thou not let me hold thee for a moment?”

“Why, you traitor, you’ve kept me prisoner for months,” said the Prince, “and won’t you let me hold you for a moment?”

“This were gallantry, my lord, were it in the streets of Perth, where I might listen or escape as I listed; it is tyranny here.”

“This would be gallantry, my lord, if it were in the streets of Perth, where I could listen or leave as I pleased; it’s tyranny here.”

“And if I did let thee go, whither wouldst thou fly?” said Rothsay. “The bridges are up, the portcullis down, and the men who follow me are strangely deaf to a peevish maiden’s squalls. Be kind, therefore, and you shall know what it is to oblige a prince.”

“And if I let you go, where would you run?” said Rothsay. “The bridges are up, the gate is down, and the men following me are oddly deaf to a complaining girl’s fuss. So be kind, and you’ll see what it means to please a prince.”

“Unloose me, then, my lord, and hear me appeal from thyself to thyself, from Rothsay to the Prince of Scotland. I am the daughter of an humble but honest citizen. I am, I may well nigh say, the spouse of a brave and honest man. If I have given your Highness any encouragement for what you have done, it has been unintentional. Thus forewarned, I entreat you to forego your power over me, and suffer me to depart. Your Highness can obtain nothing from me, save by means equally unworthy of knighthood or manhood.”

“Let me go, my lord, and listen to my plea from you to you, from Rothsay to the Prince of Scotland. I’m the daughter of a humble but honest citizen. I’m, I dare say, the wife of a brave and honest man. If I’ve given your Highness any reason to think otherwise with my actions, it was unintentional. With this warning, I ask you to give up your power over me and allow me to leave. Your Highness can gain nothing from me except through means that are beneath both knighthood and manhood.”

“You are bold, Catharine,” said the Prince, “but neither as a knight nor a man can I avoid accepting a defiance. I must teach you the risk of such challenges.”

“You're quite bold, Catharine,” said the Prince, “but as a knight and a man, I can’t ignore a challenge. I have to show you the risks that come with such defiance.”

While he spoke, he attempted to throw his arms again around her; but she eluded his grasp, and proceeded in the same tone of firm decision.

While he talked, he tried to wrap his arms around her again, but she slipped out of his reach and continued with the same tone of resolute determination.

“My strength, my lord, is as great to defend myself in an honourable strife as yours can be to assail me with a most dishonourable purpose. Do not shame yourself and me by putting it to the combat. You may stun me with blows, or you may call aid to overpower me; but otherwise you will fail of your purpose.”

“My strength, my lord, is just as powerful for defending myself in a fair fight as yours is for attacking me with a dishonorable intention. Don’t embarrass yourself and me by challenging me to combat. You might knock me down with blows, or you could bring help to overpower me; but otherwise, you will not succeed in your goal.”

“What a brute you would make me!” said the Prince. “The force I would use is no more than excuses women in yielding to their own weakness.”

“What a monster you would turn me into!” said the Prince. “The strength I would employ is no greater than the excuses women use when giving in to their own weakness.”

He sat down in some emotion.

He sat down, feeling a mix of emotions.

“Then keep it,” said Catharine, “for those women who desire such an excuse. My resistance is that of the most determined mind which love of honour and fear of shame ever inspired. Alas! my lord, could you succeed, you would but break every bond between me and life, between yourself and honour. I have been trained fraudulently here, by what decoys I know not; but were I to go dishonoured hence, it would be to denounce the destroyer of my happiness to every quarter of Europe. I would take the palmer’s staff in my hand, and wherever chivalry is honoured, or the word Scotland has been heard, I would proclaim the heir of a hundred kings, the son of the godly Robert Stuart, the heir of the heroic Bruce, a truthless, faithless man, unworthy of the crown he expects and of the spurs he wears. Every lady in wide Europe would hold your name too foul for her lips; every worthy knight would hold you a baffled, forsworn caitiff, false to the first vow of arms, the protection of woman and the defence of the feeble.”

“Then keep it,” said Catharine, “for those women who want such an excuse. My resistance comes from the strongest determination fueled by love of honor and fear of shame. Alas! my lord, if you were to succeed, you would break every connection between me and life, between you and honor. I have been manipulated here, by tricks I do not understand; but if I were to leave here dishonored, I would expose the destroyer of my happiness to every corner of Europe. I would take the pilgrim’s staff in my hand, and wherever chivalry is respected, or the name Scotland has been spoken, I would declare the heir of a hundred kings, the son of the righteous Robert Stuart, heir of the heroic Bruce, a deceitful, unfaithful man, unworthy of the crown he seeks and the spurs he wears. Every lady in all of Europe would consider your name too foul to speak; every honorable knight would see you as a defeated, broken coward, unfaithful to the first vow of knighthood, which is to protect women and defend the weak.”

Rothsay resumed his seat, and looked at her with a countenance in which resentment was mingled with admiration. “You forget to whom you speak, maiden. Know, the distinction I have offered you is one for which hundreds whose trains you are born to bear would feel gratitude.”

Rothsay sat back down and looked at her with a face showing both resentment and admiration. “You’re forgetting who you’re talking to, young lady. Understand that the opportunity I've offered you is something that hundreds of people you were born to serve would appreciate.”

“Once more, my lord,” resumed Catharine, “keep these favours for those by whom they are prized; or rather reserve your time and your health for other and nobler pursuits—for the defence of your country and the happiness of your subjects. Alas, my lord, how willingly would an exulting people receive you for their chief! How gladly would they close around you, did you show desire to head them against the oppression of the mighty, the violence of the lawless, the seduction of the vicious, and the tyranny of the hypocrite!”

“Once again, my lord,” Catharine said, “save these favors for those who truly value them; or better yet, dedicate your time and health to more important endeavors—like defending your country and ensuring the happiness of your people. Oh, my lord, how eagerly an enthusiastic populace would embrace you as their leader! How joyfully would they rally around you if you expressed a will to lead them against the oppression of the powerful, the lawlessness of the unruly, the corruption of the immoral, and the tyranny of the deceitful!”

The Duke of Rothsay, whose virtuous feelings were as easily excited as they were evanescent, was affected by the enthusiasm with which she spoke. “Forgive me if I have alarmed you, maiden,” he said “thou art too noble minded to be the toy of passing pleasure, for which my mistake destined thee; and I, even were thy birth worthy of thy noble spirit and transcendent beauty, have no heart to give thee; for by the homage of the heart only should such as thou be wooed. But my hopes have been blighted, Catharine: the only woman I ever loved has been torn from me in the very wantonness of policy, and a wife imposed on me whom I must ever detest, even had she the loveliness and softness which alone can render a woman amiable in my eyes. My health is fading even in early youth; and all that is left for me is to snatch such flowers as the short passage from life to the grave will now present. Look at my hectic cheek; feel, if you will, my intermitting pulse; and pity me and excuse me if I, whose rights as a prince and as a man have been trampled upon and usurped, feel occasional indifference towards the rights of others, and indulge a selfish desire to gratify the wish of the passing moment.”

The Duke of Rothsay, whose good feelings were as easily stirred as they were fleeting, was moved by the passion in her voice. “Forgive me if I’ve startled you, my lady,” he said. “You are too noble-minded to be just a fleeting pleasure, which my mistake had planned for you; and I, even if your birth matched your noble spirit and incredible beauty, have no heart to offer you; for only the genuine affection of the heart should pursue someone like you. But my hopes have been crushed, Catharine: the only woman I ever loved has been taken from me in a cruel twist of politics, and a wife has been forced upon me whom I must always detest, even if she possessed the beauty and charm that could make a woman delightful in my eyes. My health is declining even in my youth; and all that’s left for me is to grab whatever joys life offers me before it leads me to the grave. Look at my flushed cheek; feel my uneven pulse, if you wish; and pity me and forgive me if I, whose rights as a prince and as a man have been trampled and taken away, sometimes feel indifferent towards the rights of others, and indulge in a selfish desire to satisfy the whims of the moment.”

“Oh, my lord!” exclaimed Catharine, with the enthusiasm which belonged to her character—“I will call you my dear lord, for dear must the heir of Bruce be to every child of Scotland—let me not, I pray, hear you speak thus! Your glorious ancestor endured exile, persecution, the night of famine, and the day of unequal combat, to free his country; do you practise the like self denial to free yourself. Tear yourself from those who find their own way to greatness smoothed by feeding your follies. Distrust yon dark Ramorny! You know it not, I am sure—you could not know; but the wretch who could urge the daughter to courses of shame by threatening the life of the aged father is capable of all that is vile, all that is treacherous!”

“Oh, my lord!” Catharine exclaimed with her usual enthusiasm. “I’ll call you my dear lord, because you must be cherished by every child of Scotland. Please, don’t speak that way! Your noble ancestor faced exile, persecution, hunger, and battles to free his country; can’t you show the same selflessness to liberate yourself? Distance yourself from those who find their path to greatness by indulging your weaknesses. Don’t trust that dark Ramorny! You don’t know him, I’m sure—you couldn’t possibly know; but the person who would push his daughter into shame by threatening her elderly father is capable of every vile and treacherous act!”

“Did Ramorny do this?” said the Prince.

“Did Ramorny do this?” the Prince asked.

“He did indeed, my lord, and he dares not deny it.”

“He really did, my lord, and he wouldn’t dare deny it.”

“It shall be looked to,” answered the Duke of Rothsay. “I have ceased to love him; but he has suffered much for my sake, and I must see his services honourably requited.”

“It will be taken care of,” replied the Duke of Rothsay. “I have stopped loving him; but he has endured a lot for me, and I must make sure his contributions are properly recognized.”

“His services! Oh, my lord, if chronicles speak true, such services brought Troy to ruins and gave the infidels possession of Spain.”

“His services! Oh, my god, if stories are to be believed, such services brought Troy to its downfall and gave the invaders control of Spain.”

“Hush, maiden—speak within compass, I pray you,” said the Prince, rising up; “our conference ends here.”

“Hush, miss—keep your voice down, please,” said the Prince, getting up; “our conversation ends here.”

“Yet one word, my Lord Duke of Rothsay,” said Catharine, with animation, while her beautiful countenance resembled that of an admonitory angel. “I cannot tell what impels me to speak thus boldly; but the fire burns within me, and will break out. Leave this castle without an hour’s delay; the air is unwholesome for you. Dismiss this Ramorny before the day is ten minutes older; his company is most dangerous.”

“Just one word, my Lord Duke of Rothsay,” said Catharine, her beautiful face looking like that of a warning angel. “I don’t know what pushes me to speak so boldly, but I can’t keep it in any longer. You need to leave this castle immediately; the atmosphere isn’t safe for you. Get rid of this Ramorny before ten minutes go by.”

“What reason have you for saying this?”

“What’s your reason for saying this?”

“None in especial,” answered Catharine, abashed at her own eagerness—“none, perhaps, excepting my fears for your safety.”

“Not really,” replied Catharine, embarrassed by her own eagerness—“maybe just my worries about your safety.”

“To vague fears the heir of Bruce must not listen. What, ho! who waits without?”

“To vague fears, the heir of Bruce must not listen. What’s that? Who’s there?”

Ramorny entered, and bowed low to the Duke and to the maiden, whom, perhaps, he considered as likely to be preferred to the post of favourite sultana, and therefore entitled to a courteous obeisance.

Ramorny entered and bowed low to the Duke and the young woman, who he might have thought was a strong candidate for the role of favorite sultana, and therefore deserving of a respectful greeting.

“Ramorny,” said the Prince, “is there in the household any female of reputation who is fit to wait on this young woman till we can send her where she may desire to go?”

“Ramorny,” said the Prince, “is there anyone in the household who has a good reputation and is suitable to attend to this young woman until we can send her where she wishes to go?”

“I fear,” replied Ramorny, “if it displease not your Highness to hear the truth, your household is indifferently provided in that way; and that, to speak the very verity, the glee maiden is the most decorous amongst us.”

“I’m afraid,” replied Ramorny, “if it doesn’t upset your Highness to hear the truth, your household is not very well supplied in that regard; and to be completely honest, the joy girl is the most proper among us.”

“Let her wait upon this young person, then, since better may not be. And take patience, maiden, for a few hours.”

“Let her attend to this young person, then, since there's no better option. And be patient, young lady, for a few hours.”

Catharine retired.

Catharine has retired.

“So, my lord, part you so soon from the Fair Maid of Perth? This is, indeed, the very wantonness of victory.”

“So, my lord, are you really leaving the Fair Maid of Perth so soon? This is, truly, the height of triumph.”

“There is neither victory nor defeat in the case,” returned the Prince, drily. “The girl loves me not; nor do I love her well enough to torment myself concerning her scruples.”

“There's no win or lose in this situation,” the Prince replied dryly. “The girl doesn't love me; and I don't love her enough to worry about her concerns.”

“The chaste Malcolm the Maiden revived in one of his descendants!” said Ramorny.

“The pure Malcolm the Maiden has come back in one of his descendants!” said Ramorny.

“Favour me, sir, by a truce to your wit, or by choosing a different subject for its career. It is noon, I believe, and you will oblige me by commanding them to serve up dinner.”

“Please do me a favor, sir, and put a pause on your jokes or pick a different topic. I think it’s noon, and I would appreciate it if you could request them to serve dinner.”

Ramorny left the room; but Rothsay thought he discovered a smile upon his countenance, and to be the subject of this man’s satire gave him no ordinary degree of pain. He summoned, however, the knight to his table, and even admitted Dwining to the same honour. The conversation was of a lively and dissolute cast, a tone encouraged by the Prince, as if designing to counterbalance the gravity of his morals in the morning, which Ramorny, who was read in old chronicles, had the boldness to liken to the continence of Scipio.

Ramorny left the room, but Rothsay thought he saw a smile on his face, and being the target of this man’s mockery caused him a significant amount of pain. However, he called the knight to his table and even welcomed Dwining to join them. The conversation was lively and irresponsible, a vibe encouraged by the Prince, as if he intended to offset the seriousness of his morning morals, which Ramorny, knowledgeable in ancient histories, had the audacity to compare to Scipio’s self-control.

The banquet, nothwithstanding the Duke’s indifferent health, was protracted in idle wantonness far beyond the rules of temperance; and, whether owing simply to the strength of the wine which he drank, or the weakness of his constitution, or, as it is probable, because the last wine which he quaffed had been adulterated by Dwining, it so happened that the Prince, towards the end of the repast, fell into a lethargic sleep, from which it seemed impossible to rouse him. Sir John Ramorny and Dwining carried him to his chamber, accepting no other assistance than that of another person, whom we will afterwards give name to.

The banquet, despite the Duke’s poor health, dragged on in reckless indulgence far beyond what’s reasonable; and, whether it was simply the strength of the wine he drank, his body’s weakness, or, more likely, because the last wine he ingested had been tampered with by Dwining, by the end of the meal, the Prince fell into a deep sleep that seemed impossible to wake him from. Sir John Ramorny and Dwining took him to his room, accepting help from only one other person, whose name we will reveal later.

Next morning, it was announced that the Prince was taken ill of an infectious disorder; and, to prevent its spreading through the household, no one was admitted to wait on him save his late master of horse, the physician Dwining, and the domestic already mentioned; one of whom seemed always to remain in the apartment, while the others observed a degree of precaution respecting their intercourse with the rest of the family, so strict as to maintain the belief that he was dangerously ill of an infectious disorder.

Next morning, it was announced that the Prince had fallen ill with an infectious disease; and to prevent it from spreading through the household, no one was allowed to attend to him except his former master of horse, the physician Dwining, and the domestic already mentioned. One of them seemed to always stay in the room, while the others took precautions in their interactions with the rest of the family, to such an extent that it reinforced the belief that he was seriously ill with an infectious disorder.





CHAPTER XXXII.

     In winter’s tedious nights, sit by the fire,
     With good old folks, and let them tell thee tales
     Of woeful ages, long ago betid:
     And, ere thou bid goodnight, to quit their grief,
     Tell thou the lamentable fall of me.

     King Richard II Act V. Scene I.
     On those long winter nights, sit by the fire,
     With your loved ones, and let them share stories
     Of sad times from long ago:
     And before you say goodnight, to ease their sorrow,
     Share with them the tragic story of my downfall.

     King Richard II Act V. Scene I.

Far different had been the fate of the misguided heir of Scotland from that which was publicly given out in the town of Falkland. His ambitious uncle had determined on his death, as the means of removing the first and most formidable barrier betwixt his own family and the throne. James, the younger son of the King, was a mere boy, who might at more leisure be easily set aside. Ramorny’s views of aggrandisement, and the resentment which he had latterly entertained against his masters made him a willing agent in young Rothsay’s destruction. Dwining’s love of gold, and his native malignity of disposition, rendered him equally forward. It had been resolved, with the most calculating cruelty, that all means which might leave behind marks of violence were to be carefully avoided, and the extinction of life suffered to take place of itself by privation of every kind acting upon a frail and impaired constitution. The Prince of Scotland was not to be murdered, as Ramorny had expressed himself on another occasion, he was only to cease to exist. Rothsay’s bedchamber in the Tower of Falkland was well adapted for the execution of such a horrible project. A small, narrow staircase, scarce known to exist, opened from thence by a trapdoor to the subterranean dungeons of the castle, through a passage by which the feudal lord was wont to visit, in private and in disguise, the inhabitants of those miserable regions. By this staircase the villains conveyed the insensible Prince to the lowest dungeon of the castle, so deep in the bowels of the earth, that no cries or groans, it was supposed, could possibly be heard, while the strength of its door and fastenings must for a long time have defied force, even if the entrance could have been discovered. Bonthron, who had been saved from the gallows for the purpose, was the willing agent of Ramorny’s unparalleled cruelty to his misled and betrayed patron.

Far different had been the fate of the misled heir of Scotland from what was publicly stated in the town of Falkland. His ambitious uncle had decided that his death was the way to remove the first and most significant obstacle between his own family and the throne. James, the younger son of the King, was just a boy, who could be easily sidelined later on. Ramorny’s desire for power and the resentment he had recently felt toward his masters made him a willing accomplice in young Rothsay’s downfall. Dwining’s love of money and his naturally malicious nature made him equally eager. It was planned, with cold calculation, to avoid all methods that might leave signs of violence, allowing the loss of life to happen naturally through deprivation affecting a frail and weakened body. The Prince of Scotland was not to be murdered, as Ramorny had stated on another occasion; he was simply to cease to exist. Rothsay’s bedroom in the Tower of Falkland was well suited for carrying out such a dreadful plan. A small, narrow staircase, hardly even known, opened from there through a trapdoor to the underground dungeons of the castle, through a passage that the feudal lord would use to secretly and discreetly visit the people living in those miserable conditions. By this staircase, the villains transported the unconscious Prince to the lowest dungeon of the castle, so deep underground that no cries or groans were thought to be heard, while the strength of its door and locks would likely have resisted any force, even if the entrance had been discovered. Bonthron, who had been spared from the gallows for this purpose, was the eager agent of Ramorny’s unmatched cruelty toward his misled and betrayed benefactor.

This wretch revisited the dungeon at the time when the Prince’s lethargy began to wear off, and when, awaking to sensation, he felt himself deadly cold, unable to move, and oppressed with fetters, which scarce permitted him to stir from the dank straw on which he was laid. His first idea was that he was in a fearful dream, his next brought a confused augury of the truth. He called, shouted, yelled at length in frenzy but no assistance came, and he was only answered by the vaulted roof of the dungeon. The agent of hell heard these agonizing screams, and deliberately reckoned them against the taunts and reproaches with which Rothsay had expressed his instinctive aversion to him. When, exhausted and hopeless, the unhappy youth remained silent, the savage resolved to present himself before the eyes of his prisoner. The locks were drawn, the chain fell; the Prince raised himself as high as his fetters permitted; a red glare, against which he was fain to shut his eyes, streamed through the vault; and when he opened them again, it was on the ghastly form of one whom he had reason to think dead. He sunk back in horror.

This miserable person returned to the dungeon just as the Prince was starting to shake off his stupor. When he finally became aware of his surroundings, he realized he felt freezing cold, unable to move, and weighed down by chains that barely let him shift from the damp straw beneath him. His first thought was that he was trapped in a terrifying nightmare, but then a vague sense of reality began to dawn on him. He called out, shouted, and eventually screamed in desperation, but no help came; the only response was the echoing silence of the dungeon. The agent of hell listened to these agonizing cries and calculated them against the insults and disdain Rothsay had thrown his way. When the despairing young man finally fell silent, utterly defeated, the beast decided to reveal himself to his captive. The locks were undone, the chains fell away; the Prince managed to push himself up as far as his restraints allowed. A harsh red light, so bright that he had to squint, flooded the room. When he opened his eyes again, he was met with the terrifying sight of someone he had thought was dead. He slumped back in horror.

“I am judged and condemned,” he exclaimed, “and the most abhorred fiend in the infernal regions is sent to torment me!”

“I’m judged and condemned,” he exclaimed, “and the most hated villain in the depths of hell is sent to torment me!”

“I live, my lord,” said Bonthron; “and that you may live and enjoy life, be pleased to sit up and eat your victuals.”

“I live, my lord,” said Bonthron; “and so that you may live and enjoy life, please sit up and eat your food.”

“Free me from these irons,” said the Prince, “release me from this dungeon, and, dog as thou art, thou shalt be the richest man in Scotland.”

“Free me from these chains,” said the Prince, “let me out of this dungeon, and, you dog, you’ll be the richest man in Scotland.”

“If you would give me the weight of your shackles in gold,” said Bonthron, “I would rather see the iron on you than have the treasure myself! But look up; you were wont to love delicate fare—behold how I have catered for you.”

“If you would give me the weight of your shackles in gold,” said Bonthron, “I would rather see the iron on you than have the treasure myself! But look up; you used to love delicate food—check out how I have prepared for you.”

The wretch, with fiendish glee, unfolded a piece of rawhide covering the bundle which he bore under’ his arm, and, passing the light to and fro before it, showed the unhappy Prince a bull’s head recently hewn from the trunk, and known in Scotland as the certain signal of death. He placed it at the foot of the bed, or rather lair, on which the Prince lay.

The miserable man, grinning wickedly, pulled back a piece of rawhide that was covering the bundle he held under his arm, and, waving the light back and forth in front of it, revealed to the unfortunate Prince a bull's head freshly cut from the body, which was known in Scotland as a definite sign of death. He set it down at the foot of the bed, or rather the makeshift bed, where the Prince was lying.

“Be moderate in your food,” he said; “it is like to be long ere thou getst another meal.”

“Eat in moderation,” he said; “it might be a while before you get another meal.”

“Tell me but one thing, wretch,” said the Prince. “Does Ramorny know of this practice?”

“Just tell me one thing, you miserable person,” said the Prince. “Does Ramorny know about this?”

“How else hadst thou been decoyed hither? Poor woodcock, thou art snared!” answered the murderer.

“How else were you tricked into coming here? Poor woodcock, you’re caught!” answered the murderer.

With these words, the door shut, the bolts resounded, and the unhappy Prince was left to darkness, solitude, and misery. “Oh, my father!—my prophetic father! The staff I leaned on has indeed proved a spear!”

With these words, the door closed, the bolts clicked, and the unfortunate Prince was left in darkness, loneliness, and despair. “Oh, my father!—my foreseeing father! The support I relied on has truly turned into a spear!”

We will not dwell on the subsequent hours, nay, days, of bodily agony and mental despair.

We won't spend time on the hours, or even days, of physical pain and mental anguish that followed.

But it was not the pleasure of Heaven that so great a crime should be perpetrated with impunity.

But it wasn't the will of Heaven that such a serious crime should be committed without consequences.

Catharine Glover and the glee woman, neglected by the other inmates, who seemed to be engaged with the tidings of the Prince’s illness, were, however, refused permission to leave the castle until it should be seen how this alarming disease was to terminate, and whether it was actually an infectious sickness. Forced on each other’s society, the two desolate women became companions, if not friends; and the union drew somewhat closer when Catharine discovered that this was the same female minstrel on whose account Henry Wynd had fallen under her displeasure. She now heard his complete vindication, and listened with ardour to the praises which Louise heaped on her gallant protector. On the other hand, the minstrel, who felt the superiority of Catharine’s station and character, willingly dwelt upon a theme which seemed to please her, and recorded her gratitude to the stout smith in the little song of “Bold and True,” which was long a favourite in Scotland.

Catharine Glover and the singer, overlooked by the other residents who were preoccupied with news of the Prince's illness, were, however, denied permission to leave the castle until it was clear how this serious disease would end and whether it was actually contagious. Forced into each other's company, the two lonely women became companions, if not quite friends; and their bond strengthened when Catharine realized that this was the same female musician who had caused Henry Wynd to fall out of her favor. She now heard his complete defense, enthusiastically listening to the praises Louise showered on her brave protector. On the other hand, the musician, who recognized Catharine’s higher status and character, willingly focused on a topic that seemed to delight her and expressed her gratitude to the loyal blacksmith in the little song “Bold and True,” which became a long-time favorite in Scotland.

     Oh, bold and true,
     In bonnet blue,
     That fear or falsehood never knew,
     Whose heart was loyal to his word,
     Whose hand was faithful to his sword—
     Seek Europe wide from sea to sea,
     But bonny blue cap still for me!

     I’ve seen Almain’s proud champions prance,
     Have seen the gallant knights of France,
     Unrivall’d with the sword and lance,
     Have seen the sons of England true,
     Wield the brown bill and bend the yew.
     Search France the fair, and England free,
     But bonny blue cap still for me!
     Oh, bold and true,
     In a blue hat,
     That never knew fear or lies,
     Whose heart stayed loyal to his word,
     Whose hand was true to his sword—
     Search all of Europe from sea to sea,
     But that lovely blue cap is what I want!

     I’ve watched the proud champions from Germany dance,
     Seen the gallant knights from France,
     Unmatched with sword and lance,
     Watched the sons of England stand strong,
     Wielding the classic bill and bending the yew.
     Explore beautiful France and free England,
     But that lovely blue cap is what I want!

In short, though Louise’s disreputable occupation would have been in other circumstances an objection to Catharine’s voluntarily frequenting her company, yet, forced together as they now were, she found her a humble and accommodating companion.

In short, even though Louise’s questionable job would normally have made Catharine avoid spending time with her, now that they were forced to be together, she found her to be a modest and helpful companion.

They lived in this manner for four or five days, and, in order to avoid as much as possible the gaze, and perhaps the incivility, of the menials in the offices, they prepared their food in their own apartment. In the absolutely necessary intercourse with domestics, Louise, more accustomed to expedients, bolder by habit, and desirous to please Catharine, willingly took on herself the trouble of getting from the pantler the materials of their slender meal, and of arranging it with the dexterity of her country.

They lived like this for four or five days, and to avoid the gaze, and maybe the rudeness, of the staff in the offices, they cooked their meals in their own apartment. During the absolutely necessary interactions with the servants, Louise, more familiar with practical solutions, more daring by nature, and eager to impress Catharine, willingly took on the task of getting the ingredients for their simple meal from the pantry and preparing it with the skill of her home country.

The glee woman had been abroad for this purpose upon the sixth day, a little before noon; and the desire of fresh air, or the hope to find some sallad or pot herbs, or at least an early flower or two, with which to deck their board, had carried her into the small garden appertaining to the castle. She re-entered her apartment in the tower with a countenance pale as ashes, and a frame which trembled like an aspen leaf. Her terror instantly extended itself to Catharine, who could hardly find words to ask what new misfortune had occurred.

The cheerful woman had gone outside for this reason on the sixth day, a little before noon; and her desire for fresh air, or the hope of finding some salad greens or at least an early flower or two to brighten their table, had taken her into the small garden next to the castle. She returned to her room in the tower looking as pale as a ghost, and her body was shaking like a leaf. Her fear immediately spread to Catharine, who could barely find the words to ask what new disaster had happened.

“Is the Duke of Rothsay dead?”

“Is the Duke of Rothsay dead?”

“Worse! they are starving him alive.”

"Worse! They're starving him to death."

“Madness, woman!”

"Crazy, woman!"

“No—no—no—no!” said Louise, speaking under her breath, and huddling her words so thick upon each other that Catharine could hardly catch the sense. “I was seeking for flowers to dress your pottage, because you said you loved them yesterday; my poor little dog, thrusting himself into a thicket of yew and holly bushes that grow out of some old ruins close to the castle wall, came back whining and howling. I crept forward to see what might be the cause—and, oh! I heard a groaning as of one in extreme pain, but so faint, that it seemed to arise out of the very depth of the earth. At length, I found it proceeded from a small rent in the wall, covered with ivy; and when I laid my ear close to the opening, I could hear the Prince’s voice distinctly say, ‘It cannot now last long’—and then it sunk away in something like a prayer.”

“No—no—no—no!” said Louise, speaking quietly, and huddling her words together so tightly that Catharine could hardly understand. “I was looking for flowers to add to your soup, because you said you loved them yesterday; my poor little dog, pushing into a thicket of yew and holly bushes near some old ruins by the castle wall, came back whining and howling. I sneaked forward to see what might be wrong—and, oh! I heard a groaning like someone in extreme pain, but so faint that it seemed to come from deep within the earth. Eventually, I found it was coming from a small crack in the wall, covered with ivy; and when I pressed my ear against the opening, I could hear the Prince’s voice clearly say, ‘It cannot now last long’—and then it faded away into something like a prayer.”

“Gracious Heaven! did you speak to him?”

“Goodness! Did you talk to him?”

“I said, ‘Is it you, my lord?’ and the answer was, ‘Who mocks me with that title?’ I asked him if I could help him, and he answered with a voice I shall never forget, ‘Food—food! I die of famine!’ So I came hither to tell you. What is to be done? Shall we alarm the house?”

“I said, ‘Is that you, my lord?’ and the response was, ‘Who’s mocking me with that title?’ I asked if I could help him, and he replied with a voice I’ll never forget, ‘Food—food! I’m starving!’ So I came here to tell you. What should we do? Should we alert the house?”

“Alas! that were more likely to destroy than to aid,” said Catharine.

“Unfortunately! that is more likely to destroy than to help,” said Catharine.

“And what then shall we do?” said Louise.

“And what are we supposed to do now?” Louise asked.

“I know not yet,” said Catharine, prompt and bold on occasions of moment, though yielding to her companion in ingenuity of resource on ordinary occasions: “I know not yet, but something we will do: the blood of Bruce shall not die unaided.”

“I don't know yet,” said Catharine, quick and confident in important moments, although she often deferred to her companion when it came to everyday cleverness. “I don't know yet, but we’ll figure something out: the blood of Bruce will not go to waste.”

So saying, she seized the small cruise which contained their soup, and the meat of which it was made, wrapped some thin cakes which she had baked into the fold of her plaid, and, beckoning her companion to follow with a vessel of milk, also part of their provisions, she hastened towards the garden.

So saying, she grabbed the small bowl that held their soup, and the meat it was made with, wrapped some thin cakes she had baked into the fold of her blanket, and, signaling for her friend to follow with a container of milk, also part of their supplies, she hurried towards the garden.

“So, our fair vestal is stirring abroad?” said the only man she met, who was one of the menials; but Catharine passed on without notice or reply, and gained the little garden without farther interruption.

“So, our lovely maiden is out and about?” said the only man she encountered, who was one of the servants; but Catharine kept walking without acknowledging or replying, and made it to the little garden without any further disruption.

Louise indicated to her a heap of ruins, which, covered with underwood, was close to the castle wall. It had probably been originally a projection from the building; and the small fissure, which communicated with the dungeon, contrived for air, had terminated within it. But the aperture had been a little enlarged by decay, and admitted a dim ray of light to its recesses, although it could not be observed by those who visited the place with torchlight aids.

Louise pointed out to her a pile of ruins, which was hidden under some bushes near the castle wall. It must have originally been an extension of the building; and the small crack that connected it to the dungeon, intended for ventilation, ended inside. However, the opening had widened a bit due to decay, allowing a faint beam of light to reach its depths, even though it couldn't be seen by those who came to the spot carrying torches.

“Here is dead silence,” said Catharine, after she had listened attentively for a moment. “Heaven and earth, he is gone!”

“It's completely silent here,” Catharine said after listening carefully for a moment. “Goodness, he's gone!”

“We must risk something,” said her companion, and ran her fingers over the strings of her guitar.

“We have to take a chance,” said her companion, running her fingers over the strings of her guitar.

A sigh was the only answer from the depth of the dungeon. Catharine then ventured to speak. “I am here, my lord—I am here, with food and drink.”

A sigh was the only response from the depths of the dungeon. Catharine then dared to speak. “I’m here, my lord—I’m here, with food and drink.”

“Ha! Ramorny! The jest comes too late; I am dying,” was the answer.

“Ha! Ramorny! The joke comes too late; I'm dying,” was the reply.

“His brain is turned, and no wonder,” thought Catharine; “but whilst there is life, there may be hope.”

“His mind is messed up, and it’s no surprise,” thought Catharine; “but as long as there’s life, there’s still hope.”

“It is I, my lord, Catharine Glover. I have food, if I could pass it safely to you.”

“It’s me, my lord, Catharine Glover. I have food, if I can pass it to you safely.”

“Heaven bless thee, maiden! I thought the pain was over, but it glows again within me at the name of food.”

“Heaven bless you, young lady! I thought the pain was gone, but it flares up again inside me at the mention of food.”

“The food is here, but how—ah, how can I pass it to you? the chink is so narrow, the wall is so thick! Yet there is a remedy—I have it. Quick, Louise; cut me a willow bough, the tallest you can find.”

“The food is here, but how—oh, how can I give it to you? The gap is so small, the wall is so thick! But I have a solution—I know what to do. Hurry, Louise; grab me a willow branch, the tallest one you can find.”

The glee maiden obeyed, and, by means of a cleft in the top of the wand, Catharine transmitted several morsels of the soft cakes, soaked in broth, which served at once for food and for drink.

The joyful girl obeyed, and through a split at the top of the wand, Catharine sent several pieces of the soft cakes, soaked in broth, which acted as both food and drink.

The unfortunate young man ate little, and with difficulty, but prayed for a thousand blessings on the head of his comforter. “I had destined thee to be the slave of my vices,” he said, “and yet thou triest to become the preserver of my life! But away, and save thyself.”

The unfortunate young man ate very little and struggled, but he prayed for a thousand blessings on his helper's head. “I meant for you to be a prisoner of my flaws,” he said, “and yet you’re trying to be the one who saves my life! But go, and save yourself.”

“I will return with food as I shall see opportunity,” said Catharine, just as the glee maiden plucked her sleeve and desired her to be silent and stand close.

“I'll be back with food when I get the chance,” said Catharine, just as the cheerful girl tugged at her sleeve and asked her to be quiet and stay close.

Both crouched among the ruins, and they heard the voices of Ramorny and the mediciner in close conversation.

Both crouched among the ruins, and they heard the voices of Ramorny and the medic in close conversation.

“He is stronger than I thought,” said the former, in a low, croaking tone. “How long held out Dalwolsy, when the knight of Liddesdale prisoned him in his castle of Hermitage?”

“He's stronger than I thought,” said the former, in a low, raspy voice. “How long did Dalwolsy hold out when the knight of Liddesdale imprisoned him in his castle of Hermitage?”

“For a fortnight,” answered Dwining; “but he was a strong man, and had some assistance by grain which fell from a granary above his prison house.”

“For two weeks,” answered Dwining; “but he was a strong man and got some help from grain that fell from the granary above his prison.”

“Were it not better end the matter more speedily? The Black Douglas comes this way. He is not in Albany’s secret. He will demand to see the Prince, and all must be over ere he comes.”

“Wouldn’t it be better to finish this quickly? The Black Douglas is coming this way. He doesn’t know Albany’s secret. He will want to see the Prince, and everything has to be settled before he arrives.”

They passed on in their dark and fatal conversation.

They continued their dark and doomed conversation.

“Now gain we the tower,” said Catharine to her companion, when she saw they had left the garden. “I had a plan of escape for myself; I will turn it into one of rescue for the Prince. The dey woman enters the castle about vesper time, and usually leaves her cloak in the passage as she goes into the pantlers’ office with the milk. Take thou the cloak, muffle thyself close, and pass the warder boldly; he is usually drunken at that hour, and thou wilt go as the dey woman unchallenged through gate and along bridge, if thou bear thyself with confidence. Then away to meet the Black Douglas; he is our nearest and only aid.”

“Now we’re heading to the tower,” Catharine said to her companion when she noticed they had left the garden. “I had a plan to escape for myself; I’ll turn it into a rescue mission for the Prince. The dey woman comes into the castle around evening time and usually leaves her cloak in the hallway when she goes into the pantlers' office with the milk. Take the cloak, wrap yourself up tightly, and walk past the guard confidently; he’s usually drunk at that time, and you’ll get through the gate and across the bridge as the dey woman without any challenges if you act with confidence. Then go to meet the Black Douglas; he’s our closest and only ally.”

“But,” said Louise, “is he not that terrible lord who threatened me with shame and punishment?”

“But,” said Louise, “isn’t he that awful lord who threatened me with shame and punishment?”

“Believe it,” said Catharine, “such as thou or I never dwelt an hour in the Douglas’s memory, either for good or evil. Tell him that his son in law, the Prince of Scotland dies—treacherously famished—in Falkland Castle, and thou wilt merit not pardon only, but reward.”

“Believe it,” said Catharine, “people like you and me are barely remembered by the Douglas, whether for good or bad. Tell him that his son-in-law, the Prince of Scotland, dies—betrayed and starved—in Falkland Castle, and you will earn not just forgiveness, but a reward.”

“I care not for reward,” said Louise; “the deed will reward itself. But methinks to stay is more dangerous than to go. Let me stay, then, and nourish the unhappy Prince, and do you depart to bring help. If they kill me before you return, I leave you my poor lute, and pray you to be kind to my poor Charlot.”

“I don’t care about a reward,” said Louise; “the action will be its own reward. But I think staying is riskier than leaving. Let me stay and take care of the sad Prince, while you go get help. If they kill me before you get back, I leave you my sad lute, and I ask you to be kind to my poor Charlot.”

“No, Louise,” replied Catharine, “you are a more privileged and experienced wanderer than I—do you go; and if you find me dead on your return, as may well chance, give my poor father this ring and a lock of my hair, and say, Catharine died in endeavouring to save the blood of Bruce. And give this other lock to Henry; say, Catharine thought of him to the last, and that, if he has judged her too scrupulous touching the blood of others, he will then know it was not because she valued her own.”

“No, Louise,” Catharine replied, “you’re a more privileged and experienced traveler than I am—go on; and if you find me dead when you return, which is quite possible, give my poor father this ring and a lock of my hair, and tell him that Catharine died trying to save the blood of Bruce. And give this other lock to Henry; say that Catharine thought of him until the very end, and if he has deemed her too careful about the blood of others, he’ll understand it wasn’t because she valued her own.”

They sobbed in each other’s arms, and the intervening hours till evening were spent in endeavouring to devise some better mode of supplying the captive with nourishment, and in the construction of a tube, composed of hollow reeds, slipping into each other, by which liquids might be conveyed to him. The bell of the village church of Falkland tolled to vespers. The dey, or farm woman, entered with her pitchers to deliver the milk for the family, and to hear and tell the news stirring. She had scarcely entered the kitchen when the female minstrel, again throwing herself in Catharine’s arms, and assuring her of her unalterable fidelity, crept in silence downstairs, the little dog under her arm. A moment after, she was seen by the breathless Catharine, wrapt in the dey woman’s cloak, and walking composedly across the drawbridge.

They cried in each other’s arms, and the hours until evening were spent trying to figure out a better way to bring food to the captive and crafting a tube made of hollow reeds that could fit into one another to deliver liquids. The bell of the village church in Falkland rang for evening prayers. The dey, or farm woman, came in with her pitchers to deliver milk for the family and to hear and share the latest news. She had barely entered the kitchen when the female minstrel, once again throwing herself into Catharine’s arms and promising her unwavering loyalty, quietly went downstairs with the little dog under her arm. Moments later, Catharine, out of breath, saw her wrapped in the dey woman’s cloak, walking calmly across the drawbridge.

“So,” said the warder, “you return early tonight, May Bridget? Small mirth towards in the hall—ha, wench! Sick times are sad times!”

“So,” said the guard, “you’re back early tonight, May Bridget? Not much laughter in the hall—ha, girl! Hard times are tough times!”

“I have forgotten my tallies,” said the ready witted French woman, “and will return in the skimming of a bowie.”

“I’ve forgotten my tallies,” said the quick-witted French woman, “and I’ll be back in a flash.”

She went onward, avoiding the village of Falkland, and took a footpath which led through the park. Catharine breathed freely, and blessed God when she saw her lost in the distance. It was another anxious hour for Catharine which occurred before the escape of the fugitive was discovered. This happened so soon as the dey girl, having taken an hour to perform a task which ten minutes might have accomplished, was about to return, and discovered that some one had taken away her grey frieze cloak. A strict search was set on foot; at length the women of the house remembered the glee maiden, and ventured to suggest her as one not unlikely to exchange an old cloak for a new one. The warder, strictly questioned, averred he saw the dey woman depart immediately after vespers; and on this being contradicted by the party herself, he could suggest, as the only alternative, that it must needs have been the devil.

She continued on, steering clear of the village of Falkland, and took a path that wound through the park. Catharine breathed easily and thanked God when she saw her lost friend in the distance. It was another stressful hour for Catharine before the runaway was discovered missing. This happened just as the dey girl, who took an hour to do a task that could have been done in ten minutes, was about to head back and noticed that her grey frieze cloak was gone. A thorough search was initiated; eventually, the women of the house recalled the glee maiden and suggested her as someone who might trade an old cloak for a new one. The guard, when questioned closely, claimed he saw the dey woman leave right after vespers; and when this was disputed by the woman herself, he could only suggest, as a last option, that it must have been the devil.

As, however, the glee woman could not be found, the real circumstances of the case were easily guessed at; and the steward went to inform Sir John Ramorny and Dwining, who were now scarcely ever separate, of the escape of one of their female captives. Everything awakens the suspicions of the guilty. They looked on each other with faces of dismay, and then went together to the humble apartment of Catharine, that they might take her as much as possible by surprise while they inquired into the facts attending Louise’s disappearance.

Since the glee woman couldn't be found, it was easy to guess the real situation, and the steward went to inform Sir John Ramorny and Dwining, who were now hardly ever apart, about the escape of one of their female captives. Everything raises the suspicions of the guilty. They exchanged worried looks and then headed together to the modest room of Catharine, hoping to catch her off guard while they questioned her about the details of Louise’s disappearance.

“Where is your companion, young woman?” said Ramorny, in a tone of austere gravity.

“Where is your friend, young woman?” said Ramorny, in a tone of serious authority.

“I have no companion here,” answered Catharine.

“I don’t have anyone with me here,” replied Catharine.

“Trifle not,” replied the knight; “I mean the glee maiden, who lately dwelt in this chamber with you.”

“Don’t joke around,” replied the knight; “I’m talking about the joyful girl who recently stayed in this room with you.”

“She is gone, they tell me,” said Catharine—“gone about an hour since.”

“She’s gone, they tell me,” said Catharine—“gone for about an hour now.”

“And whither?” said Dwining.

“And where to?” said Dwining.

“How,” answered Catharine, “should I know which way a professed wanderer may choose to travel? She was tired no doubt of a solitary life, so different from the scenes of feasting and dancing which her trade leads her to frequent. She is gone, and the only wonder is that she should have stayed so long.”

“Why,” Catharine replied, “would I know which direction a true wanderer might prefer to go? She was definitely tired of a solitary life, so different from the parties and celebrations that her job often takes her to. She has left, and the only surprise is that she stuck around for so long.”

“This, then,” said Ramorny, “is all you have to tell us?”

“This, then,” Ramorny said, “is everything you have to share with us?”

“All that I have to tell you, Sir John,” answered Catharine, firmly; “and if the Prince himself inquire, I can tell him no more.”

“All I have to say to you, Sir John,” replied Catharine confidently, “and if the Prince himself asks, I can’t tell him anything more.”

“There is little danger of his again doing you the honour to speak to you in person,” said Ramorny, “even if Scotland should escape being rendered miserable by the sad event of his decease.”

“There’s hardly any chance he’ll bother to speak to you in person again,” said Ramorny, “even if Scotland somehow manages to avoid being made miserable by the unfortunate event of his death.”

“Is the Duke of Rothsay so very ill?” asked Catharine.

“Is the Duke of Rothsay really that sick?” asked Catharine.

“No help, save in Heaven,” answered Ramorny, looking upward.

“No help, except from Heaven,” replied Ramorny, looking up.

“Then may there yet be help there,” said Catharine, “if human aid prove unavailing!”

“Then maybe there’s still help there,” said Catharine, “if human aid turns out to be useless!”

“Amen!” said Ramorny, with the most determined gravity; while Dwining adopted a face fit to echo the feeling, though it seemed to cost him a painful struggle to suppress his sneering yet soft laugh of triumph, which was peculiarly excited by anything having a religious tendency.

“Amen!” said Ramorny, with the utmost seriousness; while Dwining put on a face that matched the sentiment, although it seemed to take him a painful effort to hold back his sneering yet soft laugh of triumph, which was particularly triggered by anything with a religious tone.

“And it is men—earthly men, and not incarnate devils, who thus appeal to Heaven, while they are devouring by inches the life blood of their hapless master!” muttered Catharine, as her two baffled inquisitors left the apartment. “Why sleeps the thunder? But it will roll ere long, and oh! may it be to preserve as well as to punish!”

“And it’s men—ordinary men, not devilish creatures, who make such appeals to Heaven while they slowly drain the life out of their unfortunate master!” Catharine muttered as her two confused questioners left the room. “Why is the thunder silent? But it will roar soon, and oh! may it be to protect as well as to punish!”

The hour of dinner alone afforded a space when, all in the castle being occupied with that meal, Catharine thought she had the best opportunity of venturing to the breach in the wall, with the least chance of being observed. In waiting for the hour, she observed some stir in the castle, which had been silent as the grave ever since the seclusion of the Duke of Rothsay. The portcullis was lowered and raised, and the creaking of the machinery was intermingled with the tramp of horse, as men at arms went out and returned with steeds hard ridden and covered with foam. She observed, too, that such domestics as she casually saw from her window were in arms. All this made her heart throb high, for it augured the approach of rescue; and besides, the bustle left the little garden more lonely than ever. At length the hour of noon arrived; she had taken care to provide, under pretence of her own wishes, which the pantler seemed disposed to indulge, such articles of food as could be the most easily conveyed to the unhappy captive. She whispered to intimate her presence; there was no answer; she spoke louder, still there was silence.

The dinner hour provided a moment when everyone in the castle was busy with the meal, and Catharine thought it was her best chance to sneak through the breach in the wall with the least chance of being seen. While waiting for the time, she noticed some activity in the castle, which had been as quiet as a tomb since the Duke of Rothsay had been secluded. The portcullis went up and down, and the grinding of the machinery mixed with the sound of horses as armored men rode out and returned on their heavily used mounts, covered in foam. She also noticed that the few servants she caught sight of from her window were armed. All of this made her heart race, as it suggested that help was on the way; besides, the commotion made the little garden feel lonelier than ever. Finally, noon arrived; she had made sure to get, under the guise of her own desires, which the pantry manager seemed willing to accommodate, some food items that could be easily delivered to the unfortunate captive. She whispered to signal her presence; there was no response; she spoke louder, but still, there was silence.

“He sleeps,” she muttered these words half aloud, and with a shuddering which was succeeded by a start and a scream, when a voice replied behind her:

“He's sleeping,” she whispered half to herself, and with a shudder that was followed by a jolt and a scream, when a voice answered her from behind:

“Yes, he sleeps; but it is for ever.”

“Yes, he sleeps; but it’s forever.”

She looked round. Sir John Ramorny stood behind her in complete armour, but the visor of his helmet was up, and displayed a countenance more resembling one about to die than to fight. He spoke with a grave tone, something between that of a calm observer of an interesting event and of one who is an agent and partaker in it.

She looked around. Sir John Ramorny stood behind her in full armor, but the visor of his helmet was raised, revealing a face that looked more like someone about to die than to fight. He spoke in a serious tone, somewhere between that of a calm observer of an interesting event and someone who is involved and participating in it.

“Catharine,” he said, “all is true which I tell you. He is dead. You have done your best for him; you can do no more.”

“Catharine,” he said, “everything I’m telling you is true. He’s dead. You did everything you could for him; there’s nothing more you can do.”

“I will not—I cannot believe it,” said Catharine. “Heaven be merciful to me! it would make one doubt of Providence, to think so great a crime has been accomplished.”

“I will not—I cannot believe it,” said Catharine. “Heaven be merciful to me! It would make one question Providence to think such a terrible crime has been committed.”

“Doubt not of Providence, Catharine, though it has suffered the profligate to fall by his own devices. Follow me; I have that to say which concerns you. I say follow (for she hesitated), unless you prefer being left to the mercies of the brute Bonthron and the mediciner Henbane Dwining.”

“Don’t doubt Providence, Catharine, even though it has let the reckless bring about their own downfall. Come with me; I have something to tell you that’s important. I insist you follow (since she hesitated), unless you’d rather be at the mercy of the savage Bonthron and the doctor Henbane Dwining.”

“I will follow you,” said Catharine. “You cannot do more to me than you are permitted.”

"I'll follow you," said Catharine. "You can't do anything to me that you're allowed to."

He led the way into the tower, and mounted staircase after staircase and ladder after ladder.

He took the lead into the tower, climbing stair after stair and ladder after ladder.

Catharine’s resolution failed her. “I will follow no farther,” she said. “Whither would you lead me? If to my death, I can die here.”

Catharine's determination let her down. “I won't go any further,” she said. “Where do you want to take me? If it's to my death, I can die right here.”

“Only to the battlements of the castle, fool,” said Ramorny, throwing wide a barred door which opened upon the vaulted roof of the castle, where men were bending mangonels, as they called them (military engines, that is, for throwing arrows or stones), getting ready crossbows, and piling stones together. But the defenders did not exceed twenty in number, and Catharine thought she could observe doubt and irresolution amongst them.

“Just to the castle walls, fool,” Ramorny said, throwing open a barred door that led to the vaulted roof of the castle, where men were assembling mangonels (military engines for launching arrows or stones), preparing crossbows, and stacking stones. But the defenders numbered no more than twenty, and Catharine thought she could see doubt and hesitation among them.

“Catharine,” said Ramorny, “I must not quit this station, which is necessary for my defence; but I can speak with you here as well as elsewhere.”

“Catharine,” Ramorny said, “I can’t leave this place, which is essential for my defense; but I can talk to you here just as well as anywhere else.”

“Say on,” answered Catharine, “I am prepared to hear you.”

“Go ahead,” replied Catharine, “I’m ready to listen.”

“You have thrust yourself, Catharine, into a bloody secret. Have you the firmness to keep it?”

“You've thrown yourself, Catharine, into a bloody secret. Do you have the strength to keep it?”

“I do not understand you, Sir John,” answered the maiden.

"I don’t understand you, Sir John," replied the young woman.

“Look you. I have slain—murdered, if you will—my late master, the Duke of Rothsay. The spark of life which your kindness would have fed was easily smothered. His last words called on his father. You are faint—bear up—you have more to hear. You know the crime, but you know not the provocation. See! this gauntlet is empty; I lost my right hand in his cause, and when I was no longer fit to serve him, I was cast off like a worn out hound, my loss ridiculed, and a cloister recommended, instead of the halls and palaces in which I had my natural sphere! Think on this—pity and assist me.”

“Listen, I have killed—murdered, if you prefer—that man, my former master, the Duke of Rothsay. The spark of life that your kindness might have sustained was easily snuffed out. His last words called for his father. You seem faint—hold on—you have more to hear. You know the crime, but you don’t know what drove me to it. Look! This gauntlet is empty; I lost my right hand fighting for him, and when I was no longer able to serve him, I was discarded like an old dog, my loss mocked, and a monastery was suggested instead of the grand halls and palaces where I belonged! Think about this—have some pity and help me.”

“In what manner can you require my assistance?” said the trembling maiden; “I can neither repair your loss nor cancel your crime.”

“In what way can you ask for my help?” said the shaking girl; “I can’t fix your loss or erase your wrongdoing.”

“Thou canst be silent, Catharine, on what thou hast seen and heard in yonder thicket. It is but a brief oblivion I ask of you, whose word will, I know, be listened to, whether you say such things were or were not. That of your mountebank companion, the foreigner, none will hold to be of a pin point’s value. If you grant me this, I will take your promise for my security, and throw the gate open to those who now approach it. If you will not promise silence, I defend this castle till every one perishes, and I fling you headlong from these battlements. Ay, look at them—it is not a leap to be rashly braved. Seven courses of stairs brought you up hither with fatigue and shortened breath; but you shall go from the top to the bottom in briefer time than you can breathe a sigh! Speak the word, fair maid; for you speak to one unwilling to harm you, but determined in his purpose.”

"You can stay quiet, Catharine, about what you've seen and heard in that thicket over there. All I'm asking for is a little bit of your silence, knowing that your word will be believed, whether you say things happened or not. No one will take your trickster friend, the foreigner, seriously. If you agree to this, I'll consider your promise my protection and let in those who are approaching. If you won't promise to stay silent, I'll defend this castle until everyone is gone, and I'll throw you from these battlements without hesitation. Yes, look at them—it’s not a jump to take lightly. Seven flights of stairs brought you up here, leaving you tired and out of breath; but you’ll go from the top to the bottom quicker than you can take a breath! Just say the word, fair maid; you’re speaking to someone who doesn’t mean you harm but is resolute in his decision."

Catharine stood terrified, and without power of answering a man who seemed so desperate; but she was saved the necessity of reply by the approach of Dwining. He spoke with the same humble conges which at all times distinguished his manner, and with his usual suppressed ironical sneer, which gave that manner the lie.

Catharine stood in fear, unable to respond to a man who seemed so desperate; but she was spared the need to answer by Dwining's arrival. He spoke with the same humble bow that always characterized his demeanor, along with his usual suppressed, ironic smirk, which contradicted that demeanor.

“I do you wrong, noble sir, to intrude on your valiancie when engaged with a fair damsel. But I come to ask a trifling question.”

“I’m sorry to bother you, noble sir, while you’re with a lovely lady. But I came to ask a small question.”

“Speak, tormentor!” said Ramorny; “ill news are sport to thee even when they affect thyself, so that they concern others also.”

“Speak, tormentor!” said Ramorny; “bad news is entertainment for you, even when it impacts you, as long as it involves others too.”

“Hem!—he, he!—I only desired to know if your knighthood proposed the chivalrous task of defending the castle with your single hand—I crave pardon, I meant your single arm? The question is worth asking, for I am good for little to aid the defence, unless you could prevail on the besiegers to take physic—he, he, he!—and Bonthron is as drunk as ale and strong waters can make him; and you, he, and I make up the whole garrison who are disposed for resistance.”

“Hey there! I just wanted to know if you plan to take on the brave job of defending the castle all by yourself—I mean, with just your one arm? It's a fair question because I'm not much help with the defense, unless you can convince the attackers to take some medicine—ha, ha, ha!—and Bonthron is as drunk as can be from all the ale and strong drinks; it’s just you, him, and me making up the entire garrison that's ready to fight.”

“How! Will the other dogs not fight?” said Ramorny.

“How! Won’t the other dogs fight?” said Ramorny.

“Never saw men who showed less stomach to the work,” answered Dwining—“never. But here come a brace of them. Venit extrema dies. He, he, he!”

“Never saw guys who had less guts for the job,” replied Dwining—“never. But here come a couple of them. The end of the day is coming. Ha, ha, ha!”

Eviot and his companion Buncle now approached, with sullen resolution in their faces, like men who had made their minds up to resist that authority which they had so long obeyed.

Eviot and his companion Buncle now approached, their faces set with a grim determination, like men who had decided to stand against the authority they had obeyed for so long.

“How now!” said Ramorny, stepping forward to meet them. “Wherefore from your posts? Why have you left the barbican, Eviot? And you other fellow, did I not charge you to look to the mangonels?”

“How’s it going?” said Ramorny, stepping forward to meet them. “Why are you away from your posts? Why did you leave the barbican, Eviot? And you, did I not tell you to keep an eye on the mangonels?”

“We have something to tell you, Sir John Ramorny,” answered Eviot. “We will not fight in this quarrel.”

“We have something to tell you, Sir John Ramorny,” Eviot said. “We won’t get involved in this fight.”

“How—my own squires control me?” exclaimed Ramorny.

“How—my own squires are controlling me?” exclaimed Ramorny.

“We were your squires and pages, my lord, while you were master of the Duke of Rothsay’s household. It is bruited about the Duke no longer lives; we desire to know the truth.”

“We were your squires and pages, my lord, while you were in charge of the Duke of Rothsay’s household. It’s being said that the Duke no longer lives; we want to know the truth.”

“What traitor dares spread such falsehoods?” said Ramorny.

“What traitor would dare spread such lies?” said Ramorny.

“All who have gone out to skirt the forest, my lord, and I myself among others, bring back the same news. The minstrel woman who left the castle yesterday has spread the report everywhere that the Duke of Rothsay is murdered, or at death’s door. The Douglas comes on us with a strong force—”

“All who have gone out to the edge of the forest, my lord, including me, bring back the same news. The minstrel woman who left the castle yesterday has spread the word everywhere that the Duke of Rothsay is either murdered or near death. The Douglas is approaching us with a strong force—”

“And you, cowards, take advantage of an idle report to forsake your master?” said Ramorny, indignantly.

“And you, cowards, are using a false rumor to abandon your master?” Ramorny said, outraged.

“My lord,” said Eviot, “let Buncle and myself see the Duke of Rothsay, and receive his personal orders for defence of this castle, and if we do not fight to the death in that quarrel, I will consent to be hanged on its highest turret. But if he be gone by natural disease, we will yield up the castle to the Earl of Douglas, who is, they say, the King’s lieutenant. Or if—which Heaven forefend!—the noble Prince has had foul play, we will not involve ourselves in the guilt of using arms in defence of the murderers, be they who they will.”

“My lord,” Eviot said, “let Buncle and me see the Duke of Rothsay and get his personal orders for defending this castle. If we don’t fight to the death in that battle, I’ll agree to be hanged on the highest turret. But if he passes away from natural causes, we’ll hand over the castle to the Earl of Douglas, who is supposedly the King’s lieutenant. Or if—God forbid!—the noble Prince has been harmed, we won’t take part in defending the murderers, whoever they may be.”

“Eviot,” said Ramorny, raising his mutilated arm, “had not that glove been empty, thou hadst not lived to utter two words of this insolence.”

“Eviot,” Ramorny said, lifting his damaged arm, “if that glove hadn’t been empty, you wouldn’t have survived to say even two words of this disrespect.”

“It is as it is,” answered Evict, “and we do but our duty. I have followed you long, my lord, but here I draw bridle.”

“It is what it is,” answered Evict, “and we’re just doing our duty. I’ve followed you for a long time, my lord, but this is where I stop.”

“Farewell, then, and a curse light on all of you!” exclaimed the incensed baron. “Let my horse be brought forth!”

“Goodbye, then, and a curse on all of you!” shouted the furious baron. “Bring my horse out!”

“Our valiancie is about to run away,” said the mediciner, who had crept close to Catharine’s side before she was aware. “Catharine, thou art a superstitious fool, like most women; nevertheless thou hast some mind, and I speak to thee as one of more understanding than the buffaloes which are herding about us. These haughty barons who overstride the world, what are they in the day of adversity? Chaff before the wind. Let their sledge hammer hands or their column resembling legs have injury, and bah! the men at arms are gone. Heart and courage is nothing to them, lith and limb everything: give them animal strength, what are they better than furious bulls; take that away, and your hero of chivalry lies grovelling like the brute when he is hamstrung. Not so the sage; while a grain of sense remains in a crushed or mutilated frame, his mind shall be strong as ever. Catharine, this morning I was practising your death; but methinks I now rejoice that you may survive to tell how the poor mediciner, the pill gilder, the mortar pounder, the poison vender, met his fate, in company with the gallant Knight of Ramorny, Baron in possession and Earl of Lindores in expectation—God save his lordship!”

“Our bravery is about to slip away,” said the healer, who had quietly moved close to Catharine’s side before she noticed. “Catharine, you’re a superstitious fool, like most women; but you have some sense, and I speak to you as someone who understands more than the buffaloes surrounding us. These proud barons who dominate the world, what are they in times of trouble? Nothing but chaff in the wind. If their strong hands or their column-like legs get injured, pfft! the knights are gone. Heart and courage mean nothing to them; physical strength is everything: give them brute force, and what are they but raging bulls; take that away, and your chivalric hero lies helpless like an animal when it’s hamstrung. Not so with the wise; as long as there’s a spark of sense left in a damaged body, their mind remains as strong as ever. Catharine, this morning I was preparing for your death; but now I’m glad that you might live to tell how the poor healer, the pill maker, the mortar grinder, the poison seller, met his end alongside the brave Knight of Ramorny, Baron in possession and Earl of Lindores in expectation—God save his lordship!”

“Old man,” said Catharine, “if thou be indeed so near the day of thy deserved doom, other thoughts were far wholesomer than the vainglorious ravings of a vain philosophy. Ask to see a holy man—”

“Old man,” said Catharine, “if you are truly so close to your deserved fate, other thoughts would be much healthier than the boastful rants of a foolish philosophy. Ask to see a holy man—”

“Yes,” said Dwining, scornfully, “refer myself to a greasy monk, who does not—he! he! he!—understand the barbarous Latin he repeats by rote. Such would be a fitting counsellor to one who has studied both in Spain and Arabia! No, Catharine, I will choose a confessor that is pleasant to look upon, and you shall be honoured with the office. Now, look yonder at his valiancie, his eyebrow drops with moisture, his lip trembles with agony; for his valiancie—he! he! he!—is pleading for his life with his late domestics, and has not eloquence enough to persuade them to let him slip. See how the fibres of his face work as he implores the ungrateful brutes, whom he has heaped with obligations, to permit him to get such a start for his life as the hare has from the greyhounds when men course her fairly. Look also at the sullen, downcast, dogged faces with which, fluctuating between fear and shame, the domestic traitors deny their lord this poor chance for his life. These things thought themselves the superior of a man like me! and you, foolish wench, think so meanly of your Deity as to suppose wretches like them are the work of Omnipotence!”

“Yes,” Dwining said scornfully, “refer me to some greasy monk who doesn’t—ha! ha! ha!—even understand the barbaric Latin he recites by memory. He would be a perfect advisor for someone who has studied in both Spain and Arabia! No, Catharine, I’ll choose a confessor who's easy on the eyes, and you’ll be honored with the role. Now, look over there at his bravery; his brow is drenched with sweat, his lip quivers with pain because his bravery—ha! ha! ha!—is begging for his life from his former servants, and he doesn’t have the charm to convince them to let him go. See how his facial muscles twitch as he pleads with the ungrateful wretches he’s done favors for, begging them to give him a chance to escape, just like a hare when men are hunting with greyhounds. Also, look at the gloomy, downcast, stubborn expressions on the faces of those domestic traitors as they hesitate between fear and shame, denying their lord this small chance for survival. These people think they're superior to someone like me! And you, foolish girl, think so little of your Deity as to believe that wretches like them are the work of Omnipotence!”

“No! man of evil—no!” said Catharine, warmly; “the God I worship created these men with the attributes to know and adore Him, to guard and defend their fellow creatures, to practise holiness and virtue. Their own vices, and the temptations of the Evil One, have made them such as they now are. Oh, take the lesson home to thine own heart of adamant! Heaven made thee wiser than thy fellows, gave thee eyes to look into the secrets of nature, a sagacious heart, and a skilful hand; but thy pride has poisoned all these fair gifts, and made an ungodly atheist of one who might have been a Christian sage!”

“No! man of evil—no!” Catharine said passionately. “The God I worship created these men with the ability to know and adore Him, to protect and defend their fellow beings, to practice holiness and virtue. Their own vices and the temptations of the Evil One have shaped them into who they are now. Oh, take this lesson to your own hardened heart! Heaven made you wiser than others, gave you the ability to explore the secrets of nature, a keen mind, and a skilled hand; but your pride has tainted all these wonderful gifts, turning someone who could have been a Christian sage into an ungodly atheist!”

“Atheist, say’st thou?” answered Dwining. “Perhaps I have doubts on that matter—but they will be soon solved. Yonder comes one who will send me, as he has done thousands, to the place where all mysteries shall be cleared.”

“Atheist, you say?” answered Dwining. “Maybe I have some doubts about that—but they will be settled soon. Here comes someone who will send me, just like he has done for thousands, to the place where all mysteries will be resolved.”

Catharine followed the mediciner’s eye up one of the forest glades, and beheld it occupied by a body of horsemen advancing at full gallop. In the midst was a pennon displayed, which, though its bearings were not visible to Catharine, was, by a murmur around, acknowledged as that of the Black Douglas. They halted within arrow shot of the castle, and a herald with two trumpets advanced up to the main portal, where, after a loud flourish, he demanded admittance for the high and dreaded Archibald Earl of Douglas, Lord Lieutenant of the King, and acting for the time with the plenary authority of his Majesty; commanding, at the same time, that the inmates of the castle should lay down their arms, all under penalty of high treason.

Catharine followed the mediciner’s gaze up one of the forest paths and saw a group of horsemen rushing forward at full speed. In the middle was a flag displayed, which, although Catharine couldn't see its details, was recognized by the murmurs around her as belonging to the Black Douglas. They stopped within arrow range of the castle, and a herald with two trumpets approached the main gate. After a loud flourish, he requested entry for the high and feared Archibald Earl of Douglas, Lord Lieutenant of the King, who was temporarily acting with full authority from His Majesty; he also commanded that everyone inside the castle lay down their weapons, all under threat of high treason.

“You hear?” said Eviot to Ramorny, who stood sullen and undecided. “Will you give orders to render the castle, or must I?”

“You hear?” Eviot said to Ramorny, who stood gloomy and uncertain. “Are you going to give the orders to surrender the castle, or do I have to?”

“No, villain!” interrupted the knight, “to the last I will command you. Open the gates, drop the bridge, and render the castle to the Douglas.”

“No, villain!” the knight interrupted, “I will command you to the very end. Open the gates, lower the bridge, and surrender the castle to the Douglas.”

“Now, that’s what may be called a gallant exertion of free will,” said Dwining. “Just as if the pieces of brass that were screaming a minute since should pretend to call those notes their own which are breathed through them by a frowsy trumpeter.”

“Now, that’s what you could call a brave use of free will,” said Dwining. “It’s just like if the pieces of brass that were screaming a minute ago pretended to claim those notes as their own, which are played through them by a messy trumpeter.”

“Wretched man!” said Catharine, “either be silent or turn thy thoughts to the eternity on the brink of which thou art standing.”

“Wretched man!” said Catharine, “either be quiet or think about the eternity you’re on the edge of.”

“And what is that to thee?” answered Dwining. “Thou canst not, wench, help hearing what I say to thee, and thou wilt tell it again, for thy sex cannot help that either. Perth and all Scotland shall know what a man they have lost in Henbane Dwining!”

"And what is that to you?" replied Dwining. "You can’t help but hear what I’m saying to you, and you’ll repeat it because that’s just how you are. Perth and all of Scotland will know what a man they’ve lost in Henbane Dwining!"

The clash of armour now announced that the newcomers had dismounted and entered the castle, and were in the act of disarming the small garrison. Earl Douglas himself appeared on the battlements, with a few of his followers, and signed to them to take Ramorny and Dwining into custody. Others dragged from some nook the stupefied Bonthron.

The sound of armor clashing now revealed that the newcomers had gotten off their horses and entered the castle, and were in the process of disarming the small garrison. Earl Douglas himself appeared on the battlements, along with a few of his followers, and signaled for them to take Ramorny and Dwining into custody. Others pulled the dazed Bonthron from some hidden spot.

“It was to these three that the custody of the Prince was solely committed daring his alleged illness?” said the Douglas, prosecuting an inquiry which he had commenced in the hall of the castle.

“It was to these three that the care of the Prince was entrusted during his supposed illness?” said the Douglas, continuing an investigation he had started in the castle's hall.

“No other saw him, my lord,” said Eviot, “though I offered my services.”

“No one else saw him, my lord,” Eviot said, “even though I offered to help.”

“Conduct us to the Duke’s apartment, and bring the prisoners with us. Also should there be a female in the castle, if she hath not been murdered or spirited away—the companion of the glee maiden who brought the first alarm.”

“Take us to the Duke’s apartment, and bring the prisoners with us. Also, if there’s a woman in the castle, and she hasn’t been killed or taken away—the friend of the singer who raised the first alarm.”

“She is here, my lord,” said Eviot, bringing Catharine forward.

“She’s here, my lord,” Eviot said, bringing Catharine forward.

Her beauty and her agitation made some impression even upon the impassible Earl.

Her beauty and her nervousness made an impression even on the unyielding Earl.

“Fear nothing, maiden,” he said; “thou hast deserved both praise and reward. Tell to me, as thou wouldst confess to Heaven, the things thou hast witnessed in this castle.”

“Fear nothing, young woman,” he said; “you deserve both praise and reward. Tell me, as you would confess to Heaven, the things you have witnessed in this castle.”

Few words served Catharine to unfold the dreadful story.

Few words helped Catharine share the awful story.

“It agrees,” said the Douglas, “with the tale of the glee maiden, from point to point. Now show us the Prince’s apartment.”

“It matches,” said the Douglas, “with the story of the joy maiden, perfectly. Now show us the Prince’s room.”

They passed to the room which the unhappy Duke of Rothsay had been supposed to inhabit; but the key was not to be found, and the Earl could only obtain entrance by forcing the door. On entering, the wasted and squalid remains of the unhappy Prince were discovered, flung on the bed as if in haste. The intention of the murderers had apparently been to arrange the dead body so as to resemble a timely parted corpse, but they had been disconcerted by the alarm occasioned by the escape of Louise. Douglas looked on the body of the misguided youth, whose wild passions and caprices had brought him to this fatal and premature catastrophe.

They went to the room where the unfortunate Duke of Rothsay was supposed to have stayed; however, the key was missing, and the Earl could only get in by forcing the door. Once inside, they found the emaciated and dirty remains of the unfortunate Prince, thrown on the bed as if in a hurry. The murderers seemed to have intended to arrange the dead body to make it look like a recently deceased person, but their plans were disrupted by the alarm caused by Louise's escape. Douglas looked at the body of the troubled young man, whose reckless passions and whims had led him to this tragic and untimely end.

“I had wrongs to be redressed,” he said; “but to see such a sight as this banishes all remembrance of injury!”

“I had wrongs to fix,” he said; “but seeing something like this makes me forget all about them!”

“He! he! It should have been arranged,” said Dwining, “more to your omnipotence’s pleasure; but you came suddenly on us, and hasty masters make slovenly service.”

“He! he! It should have been arranged,” said Dwining, “to please your greatness more; but you surprised us, and rushed decisions lead to careless work.”

Douglas seemed not to hear what his prisoner said, so closely did he examine the wan and wasted features, and stiffened limbs, of the dead body before him. Catharine, overcome by sickness and fainting, at length obtained permission to retire from the dreadful scene, and, through confusion of every description, found her way to her former apartment, where she was locked in the arms of Louise, who had returned in the interval.

Douglas appeared not to hear what his prisoner was saying, so intently was he examining the pale and emaciated features, and rigid limbs, of the corpse before him. Catharine, overcome by nausea and faintness, finally received permission to leave the horrific scene and, amid a whirlwind of confusion, made her way back to her previous room, where she was embraced by Louise, who had returned during that time.

The investigations of Douglas proceeded. The dying hand of the Prince was found to be clenched upon a lock of hair, resembling, in colour and texture, the coal black bristles of Bonthron. Thus, though famine had begun the work, it would seem that Rothsay’s death had been finally accomplished by violence. The private stair to the dungeon, the keys of which were found at the subaltern assassin’s belt, the situation of the vault, its communication with the external air by the fissure in the walls, and the wretched lair of straw, with the fetters which remained there, fully confirmed the story of Catharine and of the glee woman.

The investigations of Douglas continued. The dying hand of the Prince was found clenched around a lock of hair that looked just like the coal-black bristles of Bonthron. So, even though starvation had started the process, it seemed that violence ultimately caused Rothsay’s death. The private staircase leading to the dungeon, with keys found on the belt of the subordinate assassin, the setup of the vault, which had a crack in the walls allowing air in, and the miserable pile of straw with the remaining shackles all confirmed the account given by Catharine and the songstress.

“We will not hesitate an instant,” said the Douglas to his near kinsman, the Lord Balveny, as soon as they returned from the dungeon. “Away with the murderers! hang them over the battlements.”

“We won’t hesitate for a second,” said Douglas to his close relative, Lord Balveny, as soon as they got back from the dungeon. “Get rid of the murderers! Hang them over the battlements.”

“But, my lord, some trial may be fitting,” answered Balveny.

“But, my lord, some kind of trial might be appropriate,” Balveny replied.

“To what purpose?” answered, Douglas. “I have taken them red hand; my authority will stretch to instant execution. Yet stay—have we not some Jedwood men in our troop?”

“To what purpose?” Douglas replied. “I caught them red-handed; my authority allows for immediate execution. But wait—don’t we have some Jedwood men in our group?”

“Plenty of Turnbulls, Rutherfords, Ainslies, and so forth,” said Balveny.

“Lots of Turnbulls, Rutherfords, Ainslies, and so on,” said Balveny.

“Call me an inquest of these together; they are all good men and true, saving a little shifting for their living. Do you see to the execution of these felons, while I hold a court in the great hall, and we’ll try whether the jury or the provost marshal do their work first; we will have Jedwood justice—hang in haste and try at leisure.”

“Call me an inquiry into these together; they are all honest men, except for a bit of hustling to make a living. Do you handle the execution of these criminals while I hold a court in the main hall, and we’ll see whether the jury or the chief officer gets their job done first; we’ll have Jedwood justice—hang quickly and deliberate later.”

“Yet stay, my lord,” said Ramorny, “you may rue your haste—will you grant me a word out of earshot?”

“Just wait, my lord,” Ramorny said, “you might regret your rush—can you give me a moment to talk privately?”

“Not for worlds!” said Douglas; “speak out what thou hast to say before all that are here present.”

“Not for anything!” said Douglas; “speak up and say what you have to say in front of everyone here.”

“Know all; then,” said Ramorny, aloud, “that this noble Earl had letters from the Duke of Albany and myself, sent him by the hand of yon cowardly deserter, Buncle—let him deny it if he dare—counselling the removal of the Duke for a space from court, and his seclusion in this Castle of Falkland.”

“Listen up, everyone,” Ramorny said loudly, “this noble Earl received letters from the Duke of Albany and me, delivered by that cowardly deserter, Buncle—let him deny it if he dares—suggesting that the Duke be temporarily removed from court and secluded in this Castle of Falkland.”

“But not a word,” replied Douglas, sternly smiling, “of his being flung into a dungeon—famished—strangled. Away with the wretches, Balveny, they pollute God’s air too long!”

“But not a word,” replied Douglas, with a stern smile, “about him being thrown into a dungeon—starved—strangled. Get rid of the scum, Balveny, they’ve polluted God’s air long enough!”

The prisoners were dragged off to the battlements. But while the means of execution were in the act of being prepared, the apothecary expressed so ardent a desire to see Catharine once more, and, as he said, for the good of his soul, that the maiden, in hopes his obduracy might have undergone some change even at the last hour, consented again to go to the battlements, and face a scene which her heart recoiled from. A single glance showed her Bonthron, sunk in total and drunken insensibility; Ramorny, stripped of his armour, endeavouring in vain to conceal fear, while he spoke with a priest, whose good offices he had solicited; and Dwining, the same humble, obsequious looking, crouching individual she had always known him. He held in his hand a little silver pen, with which he had been writing on a scrap of parchment.

The prisoners were taken to the battlements. But while they were getting ready to carry out the execution, the apothecary expressed a strong desire to see Catharine one last time, claiming it was for the good of his soul. The maiden, hoping that his stubbornness might have changed even at the last moment, agreed to go to the battlements again and face a situation her heart dreaded. Just one look revealed Bonthron, completely lost in drunkenness; Ramorny, stripped of his armor and trying in vain to hide his fear while talking to a priest he had asked for help; and Dwining, the same humble, submissive, crouching man she had always known. He held a small silver pen in his hand, which he had been using to write on a piece of parchment.

“Catharine,” he said—“he, he, he!—I wish to speak to thee on the nature of my religious faith.”

“Catharine,” he said—“ha, ha, ha!—I want to talk to you about my beliefs.”

“If such be thy intention, why lose time with me? Speak with this good father.”

“If that's what you want, why waste time with me? Talk to this decent man instead.”

“The good father,” said Dwining, “is—he, he!—already a worshipper of the deity whom I have served. I therefore prefer to give the altar of mine idol a new worshipper in thee, Catharine. This scrap of parchment will tell thee how to make your way into my chapel, where I have worshipped so often in safety. I leave the images which it contains to thee as a legacy, simply because I hate and contemn thee something less than any of the absurd wretches whom I have hitherto been obliged to call fellow creatures. And now away—or remain and see if the end of the quacksalver belies his life.”

“The good father,” Dwining said, “is—ha ha!—already a follower of the deity I've served. So, I’d rather give my altar a new worshipper in you, Catharine. This piece of parchment will guide you on how to access my chapel, where I’ve often worshipped safely. I leave you the images it contains as a legacy, simply because I dislike you slightly less than any of the ridiculous people I’ve been forced to call fellow humans. And now go—or stay and see if the end of the quack matches his life.”

“Our Lady forbid!” said Catharine.

“Oh my God!” said Catharine.

“Nay,” said the mediciner, “I have but a single word to say, and yonder nobleman’s valiancie may hear it if he will.”

“Nah,” said the healer, “I have just one thing to say, and that nobleman over there can hear it if he wants.”

Lord Balveny approached, with some curiosity; for the undaunted resolution of a man who never wielded sword or bore armour and was in person a poor dwindled dwarf, had to him an air of something resembling sorcery.”

Lord Balveny approached with some curiosity, as the fearless determination of a man who had never wielded a sword or worn armor, and who was physically a small, frail dwarf, had an aura that felt almost magical.

“You see this trifling implement,” said the criminal, showing the silver pen. “By means of this I can escape the power even of the Black Douglas.”

“You see this small tool,” said the criminal, showing the silver pen. “With this, I can escape the influence even of the Black Douglas.”

“Give him no ink nor paper,” said Balveny, hastily, “he will draw a spell.”

“Don't give him any ink or paper,” said Balveny quickly, “he'll cast a spell.”

“Not so, please your wisdom and valiancie—he, he, he!” said Dwining with his usual chuckle, as he unscrewed the top of the pen, within which was a piece of sponge or some such substance, no bigger than a pea.

“Not so, if it pleases your wisdom and bravery—ha, ha, ha!” said Dwining with his usual chuckle, as he unscrewed the top of the pen, inside which was a piece of sponge or something similar, no bigger than a pea.

“Now, mark this—” said the prisoner, and drew it between his lips. The effect was instantaneous. He lay a dead corpse before them, the contemptuous sneer still on his countenance.

“Now, pay attention—” said the prisoner, and drew it between his lips. The effect was immediate. He lay there like a lifeless body in front of them, the contemptuous sneer still on his face.

Catharine shrieked and fled, seeking, by a hasty descent, an escape from a sight so appalling. Lord Balveny was for a moment stupified, and then exclaimed, “This may be glamour! hang him over the battlements, quick or dead. If his foul spirit hath only withdrawn for a space, it shall return to a body with a dislocated neck.”

Catharine screamed and ran away, trying to quickly get away from such a horrifying sight. Lord Balveny was momentarily shocked, and then shouted, “This might be magic! Hang him over the wall, whether he's alive or dead. If his nasty spirit has just left for a moment, it will come back to a body with a broken neck.”

His commands were obeyed. Ramorny and Bonthron were then ordered for execution. The last was hanged before he seemed quite to comprehend what was designed to be done with him. Ramorny, pale as death, yet with the same spirit of pride which had occasioned his ruin, pleaded his knighthood, and demanded the privilege of dying by decapitation by the sword, and not by the noose.

His orders were followed. Ramorny and Bonthron were then sentenced to execution. Bonthron was hanged before he fully grasped what was happening to him. Ramorny, pale as a ghost but still holding onto the pride that had led to his downfall, argued for his knighthood and requested the honor of dying by decapitation with a sword instead of by hanging.

“The Douglas never alters his doom,” said Balveny. “But thou shalt have all thy rights. Send the cook hither with a cleaver.”

“The Douglas never changes his fate,” said Balveny. “But you will have all your rights. Send the cook here with a cleaver.”

The menial whom he called appeared at his summons.

The servant he called came at his request.

“What shakest thou for, fellow?” said Balveny; “here, strike me this man’s gilt spurs from his heels with thy cleaver. And now, John Ramorny, thou art no longer a knight, but a knave. To the halter with him, provost marshal! hang him betwixt his companions, and higher than them if it may be.”

“What are you shaking for, friend?” said Balveny; “here, take this man’s golden spurs off his heels with your cleaver. And now, John Ramorny, you are no longer a knight, but a scoundrel. To the gallows with him, provost marshal! Hang him between his companions, and higher than them if possible.”

In a quarter of an hour afterwards, Balveny descended to tell the Douglas that the criminals were executed.

In fifteen minutes, Balveny came down to inform the Douglas that the criminals had been executed.

“Then there is no further use in the trial,” said the Earl. “How say you, good men of inquest, were these men guilty of high treason—ay or no?”

“Then there’s no point in the trial,” said the Earl. “What do you say, good men of the jury, were these men guilty of high treason—yes or no?”

“Guilty,” exclaimed the obsequious inquest, with edifying unanimity, “we need no farther evidence.”

“Guilty,” exclaimed the eager inquest, with enlightening agreement, “we need no further evidence.”

“Sound trumpets, and to horse then, with our own train only; and let each man keep silence on what has chanced here, until the proceedings shall be laid before the King, which cannot conveniently be till the battle of Palm Sunday shall be fought and ended. Select our attendants, and tell each man who either goes with us or remains behind that he who prates dies.”

“Sound the trumpets, and let’s mount our horses with just our own group; and let each man keep quiet about what has happened here until we can present the matter to the King, which won’t be possible until after the battle of Palm Sunday is fought and finished. Choose our attendants, and inform everyone who either comes with us or stays behind that anyone who talks too much will die.”

In a few minutes the Douglas was on horseback, with the followers selected to attend his person. Expresses were sent to his daughter, the widowed Duchess of Rothsay, directing her to take her course to Perth, by the shores of Lochleven, without approaching Falkland, and committing to her charge Catharine Glover and the glee woman, as persons whose safety he tendered.

In a few minutes, Douglas was on horseback, accompanied by the chosen followers. Messages were sent to his daughter, the widowed Duchess of Rothsay, instructing her to go to Perth along the shores of Lochleven, avoiding Falkland, and placing Catharine Glover and the singer in her care, as he wanted to ensure their safety.

As they rode through the forest, they looked back, and beheld the three bodies hanging, like specks darkening the walls of the old castle.

As they rode through the forest, they looked back and saw the three bodies hanging, like dark spots marring the walls of the old castle.

“The hand is punished,” said Douglas, “but who shall arraign the head by whose direction the act was done?”

“The hand gets punished,” said Douglas, “but who will hold the head accountable for directing the action?”

“You mean the Duke of Albany?” said Balveny.

“You mean the Duke of Albany?” Balveny said.

“I do, kinsman; and were I to listen to the dictates of my heart, I would charge him with the deed, which I am certain he has authorised. But there is no proof of it beyond strong suspicion, and Albany has attached to himself the numerous friends of the house of Stuart, to whom, indeed, the imbecility of the King and the ill regulated habits of Rothsay left no other choice of a leader. Were I, therefore, to break the bond which I have so lately formed with Albany, the consequence must be civil war, an event ruinous to poor Scotland while threatened by invasion from the activity of the Percy, backed by the treachery of March. No, Balveny, the punishment of Albany must rest with Heaven, which, in its own good time, will execute judgment on him and on his house.”

"I do, relative; and if I followed my heart, I would accuse him of the act, which I’m sure he has allowed. But there’s no proof, just strong suspicion, and Albany has gathered around him the many friends of the house of Stuart, who, given the King’s incompetence and Rothsay's reckless behavior, had no other option for a leader. So, if I were to break the bond I recently formed with Albany, it would lead to civil war, which would be disastrous for poor Scotland, especially with the threat of invasion from the Percy, supported by March’s betrayal. No, Balveny, the punishment for Albany must be left to Heaven, which will, in its own time, bring judgment upon him and his family."





CHAPTER XXXIII.

     The hour is nigh: now hearts beat high;
     Each sword is sharpen’d well;
     And who dares die, who stoops to fly,
     Tomorrow’s light shall tell.

     Sir Edwald.
     The time has come: now hearts race;
     Each sword is sharpened well;
     And who dares to die, who chooses to run,
     Tomorrow’s light will reveal. 

     Sir Edwald.

We are now to recall to our reader’s recollection, that Simon Glover and his fair daughter had been hurried from their residence without having time to announce to Henry Smith either their departure or the alarming cause of it. When, therefore, the lover appeared in Curfew Street, on the morning of their flight, instead of the hearty welcome of the honest burgher, and the April reception, half joy half censure, which he had been promised on the part of his lovely daughter, he received only the astounding intelligence, that her father and she had set off early, on the summons of a stranger, who had kept himself carefully muffled from observation. To this, Dorothy, whose talents for forestalling evil, and communicating her views of it, are known to the reader, chose to add, that she had no doubt her master and young mistress were bound for the Highlands, to avoid a visit which had been made since their departure by two or three apparitors, who, in the name of a Commission appointed by the King, had searched the house, put seals upon such places as were supposed to contain papers, and left citations for father and daughter to appear before the Court of Commission, on a day certain, under pain of outlawry. All these alarming particulars Dorothy took care to state in the gloomiest colours, and the only consolation which she afforded the alarmed lover was, that her master had charged her to tell him to reside quietly at Perth, and that he should soon hear news of them. This checked the smith’s first resolve, which was to follow them instantly to the Highlands, and partake the fate which they might encounter.

We need to remind our readers that Simon Glover and his beautiful daughter had to leave their home in a hurry without telling Henry Smith about their departure or the worrying reason for it. So when the lover showed up on Curfew Street that morning, instead of the warm welcome from the honest townsman and the mixture of joy and mild reprimand he expected from his lovely daughter, he was met with the shocking news that her father and she had left early, summoned by a stranger who had hidden himself from view. Dorothy, who is known for her knack for predicting trouble and sharing her thoughts on it, added that she was sure her master and young mistress were heading to the Highlands to escape a visit made by a couple of officials since their departure. These officials, acting on behalf of a Commission appointed by the King, had searched the house, sealed areas believed to hold important documents, and left summons for both father and daughter to appear before the Court of Commission on a specific date, or risk being declared outlaws. Dorothy made sure to paint these alarming details in the darkest light possible, and the only comfort she offered the worried lover was that her master had instructed her to tell him to stay quietly in Perth and that he would soon hear from them. This made the smith reconsider his initial plan to follow them immediately to the Highlands and share whatever fate awaited them.

But when he recollected his repeated feuds with divers of the Clan Quhele, and particularly his personal quarrel with Conachar, who was now raised to be a high chief, he could not but think, on reflection, that his intrusion on their place of retirement was more likely to disturb the safety which they might otherwise enjoy there than be of any service to them. He was well acquainted with Simon’s habitual intimacy with the chief of the Clan Quhele, and justly augured that the glover would obtain protection, which his own arrival might be likely to disturb, while his personal prowess could little avail him in a quarrel with a whole tribe of vindictive mountaineers. At the same time his heart throbbed with indignation, when he thought of Catharine being within the absolute power of young Conachar, whose rivalry he could not doubt, and who had now so many means of urging his suit. What if the young chief should make the safety of the father depend on the favour of the daughter? He distrusted not Catharine’s affections, but then her mode of thinking was so disinterested, and her attachment to her father so tender, that, if the love she bore her suitor was weighed against his security, or perhaps his life, it was matter of deep and awful doubt whether it might not be found light in the balance. Tormented by thoughts on which we need not dwell, he resolved nevertheless to remain at home, stifle his anxiety as he might, and await the promised intelligence from the old man. It came, but it did not relieve his concern.

But when he remembered his ongoing conflicts with several members of the Clan Quhele, especially his personal feud with Conachar, who had now become a high chief, he couldn't help but think that his intrusion into their retreat was more likely to jeopardize the safety they might otherwise enjoy there than to be of any help to them. He was well aware of Simon's close relationship with the chief of the Clan Quhele and rightly figured that the glover would receive protection, which his own arrival might disrupt, while his personal strength wouldn't really help him against an entire tribe of vengeful mountain warriors. At the same time, his heart raced with anger when he thought of Catharine being completely at the mercy of young Conachar, whose competition he couldn't doubt, and who now had various ways to pursue her. What if the young chief made the safety of the father dependent on the daughter’s affection? He didn’t doubt Catharine’s feelings, but her way of thinking was so selfless, and her love for her father so deep, that if her feelings for her suitor were weighed against his safety, or maybe even his life, it was a serious and frightening question whether they would be found wanting. Tormented by thoughts we need not linger on, he decided to stay home, no matter how much he had to suppress his worries, and wait for the promised news from the old man. It arrived, but it didn’t ease his concern.

Sir Patrick Charteris had not forgotten his promise to communicate to the smith the plans of the fugitives. But, amid the bustle occasioned by the movement of troops, he could not himself convey the intelligence. He therefore entrusted to his agent, Kitt Henshaw, the task of making it known. But this worthy person, as the reader knows, was in the interest of Ramorny, whose business it was to conceal from every one, but especially from a lover so active and daring as Henry, the real place of Catharine’s residence. Henshaw therefore announced to the anxious smith that his friend the glover was secure in the Highlands; and though he affected to be more reserved on the subject of Catharine, he said little to contradict the belief that she as well as Simon shared the protection of the Clan Quhele. But he reiterated, in the name of Sir Patrick, assurances that father and daughter were both well, and that Henry would best consult his own interest and their safety by remaining quiet and waiting the course of events.

Sir Patrick Charteris hadn't forgotten his promise to inform the blacksmith about the plans of the fugitives. However, with all the chaos from the troop movements, he couldn’t deliver the news himself. So, he assigned his agent, Kitt Henshaw, to handle it. But as the reader knows, Henshaw was working for Ramorny, whose goal was to keep everyone, especially a bold and determined lover like Henry, from discovering where Catharine really was. Thus, Henshaw told the worried smith that his friend the glover was safe in the Highlands; and although he pretended to be more reserved regarding Catharine, he didn't say much to contradict the idea that she, along with Simon, was under the protection of Clan Quhele. Still, he kept repeating, in Sir Patrick's name, that both father and daughter were fine, and that Henry would do best for himself and their safety by staying calm and waiting for things to unfold.

With an agonized heart, therefore, Henry Gow determined to remain quiet till he had more certain intelligence, and employed himself in finishing a shirt of mail, which he intended should be the best tempered and the most finely polished that his skilful hands had ever executed. This exercise of his craft pleased him better than any other occupation which he could have adopted, and served as an apology for secluding himself in his workshop, and shunning society, where the idle reports which were daily circulated served only to perplex and disturb him. He resolved to trust in the warm regard of Simon, the faith of his daughter, and the friendship of the provost, who, having so highly commended his valour in the combat with Bonthron, would never, he thought, desert him at this extremity of his fortunes. Time, however, passed on day by day; and it was not till Palm Sunday was near approaching, that Sir Patrick Charteris, having entered the city to make some arrangements for the ensuing combat, bethought himself of making a visit to the Smith of the Wynd.

With a heavy heart, Henry Gow decided to stay quiet until he had more reliable information. He focused on finishing a suit of armor that he intended to be the best crafted and most polished piece his skilled hands had ever made. This work brought him more satisfaction than any other task he could choose and justified his retreat to his workshop, avoiding society where the useless rumors being spread only confused and upset him. He resolved to have faith in the strong support of Simon, the loyalty of his daughter, and the friendship of the provost, who had praised his bravery during the fight with Bonthron and he believed would not abandon him in this difficult time. However, days went by, and it wasn't until Palm Sunday was approaching that Sir Patrick Charteris, having entered the city to make arrangements for the upcoming battle, thought about visiting the Smith of the Wynd.

He entered his workshop with an air of sympathy unusual to him, and which made Henry instantly augur that he brought bad news. The smith caught the alarm, and the uplifted hammer was arrested in its descent upon the heated iron, while the agitated arm that wielded it, strong before as that of a giant, became so powerless, that it was with difficulty Henry was able to place the weapon on the ground, instead of dropping it from his hand.

He walked into his workshop with an unusual aura of sympathy, making Henry quickly suspect that he had bad news. The smith felt the tension, and the raised hammer froze mid-air before it could strike the heated iron. The once-powerful arm that held it turned so weak that Henry struggled to set the weapon down rather than just dropping it.

“My poor Henry,” said Sir Patrick, “I bring you but cold news; they are uncertain, however, and, if true, they are such as a brave man like you should not take too deeply to heart.”

“My poor Henry,” said Sir Patrick, “I bring you only bad news; they are uncertain, though, and if they are true, they are the kind of thing a brave man like you shouldn’t take too much to heart.”

“In God’s name, my lord,” said Henry, “I trust you bring no evil news of Simon Glover or his daughter?”

“In God’s name, my lord,” said Henry, “I hope you’re not bringing any bad news about Simon Glover or his daughter?”

“Touching themselves,” said Sir Patrick, “no: they are safe and well. But as to thee, Henry, my tidings are more cold. Kitt Henshaw has, I think, apprised thee that I had endeavoured to provide Catharine Glover with a safe protection in the house of an honourable lady, the Duchess of Rothsay. But she hath declined the charge, and Catharine hath been sent to her father in the Highlands. What is worst is to come. Thou mayest have heard that Gilchrist MacIan is dead, and that his son Eachin, who was known in Perth as the apprentice of old Simon, by the name of Conachar, is now the chief of Clan Quhele; and I heard from one of my domestics that there is a strong rumour among the MacIans that the young chief seeks the hand of Catharine in marriage. My domestic learned this—as a secret, however—while in the Breadalbane country, on some arrangements touching the ensuing combat. The thing is uncertain but, Henry, it wears a face of likelihood.”

“Touching themselves,” said Sir Patrick, “no: they are safe and well. But as for you, Henry, my news is much colder. Kitt Henshaw has probably informed you that I tried to provide Catharine Glover with safe refuge in the home of a respectable lady, the Duchess of Rothsay. However, she has declined the offer, and Catharine has been sent back to her father in the Highlands. What’s worse is yet to come. You may have heard that Gilchrist MacIan has died, and that his son Eachin, who was known in Perth as the apprentice of old Simon by the name of Conachar, is now the chief of Clan Quhele; and I heard from one of my staff that there’s a strong rumor among the MacIans that the young chief is seeking Catharine's hand in marriage. My staff found this out—as a secret, though—while in the Breadalbane area, on some arrangements regarding the upcoming battle. The situation is uncertain, but, Henry, it seems quite likely.”

“Did your lordship’s servant see Simon Glover and his daughter?” said Henry, struggling for breath, and coughing, to conceal from the provost the excess of his agitation.

“Did your lordship’s servant see Simon Glover and his daughter?” Henry asked, struggling to catch his breath and coughing to hide the extent of his agitation from the provost.

“He did not,” said Sir Patrick; “the Highlanders seemed jealous, and refused to permit him to speak to the old man, and he feared to alarm them by asking to see Catharine. Besides, he talks no Gaelic, nor had his informer much English, so there may be some mistake in the matter. Nevertheless, there is such a report, and I thought it best to tell it you. But you may be well assured that the wedding cannot go on till the affair of Palm Sunday be over; and I advise you to take no step till we learn the circumstances of the matter, for certainty is most desirable, even when it is painful. Go you to the council house,” he added, after a pause, “to speak about the preparations for the lists in the North Inch? You will be welcome there.”

“He didn’t,” said Sir Patrick. “The Highlanders seemed jealous and wouldn't let him talk to the old man, and he was afraid to upset them by asking to see Catharine. Besides, he doesn’t speak any Gaelic, and his informant didn’t know much English, so there might be some confusion. Still, there’s a report going around, and I thought it was best to share it with you. But you can be sure that the wedding can’t happen until after the Palm Sunday situation is resolved, and I recommend you hold off on any action until we understand the details of the matter, as having certainty is important, even if it’s uncomfortable. Are you going to the council house,” he added after a pause, “to discuss the preparations for the lists in the North Inch? You’ll be welcomed there.”

“No, my good lord.”

“No, my lord.”

“Well, Smith, I judge by your brief answer that you are discomposed with this matter; but, after all, women are weathercocks, that is the truth on’t. Solomon and others have proved it before you.”

“Well, Smith, based on your short response, I can tell you’re uncomfortable with this topic; but honestly, women are fickle, and that’s the reality of it. Solomon and others have demonstrated this before you.”

And so Sir Patrick Charteris retired, fully convinced he had discharged the office of a comforter in the most satisfactory manner.

And so Sir Patrick Charteris retired, completely convinced he had done the job of a comforter in the best way possible.

With very different impressions did the unfortunate lover regard the tidings and listen to the consoling commentary.

With very different feelings, the unfortunate lover viewed the news and listened to the comforting remarks.

“The provost,” he said bitterly to himself, “is an excellent man; marry, he holds his knighthood so high, that, if he speaks nonsense, a poor man must hold it sense, as he must praise dead ale if it be handed to him in his lordship’s silver flagon. How would all this sound in another situation? Suppose I were rolling down the steep descent of the Corrichie Dhu, and before I came to the edge of the rock, comes my Lord Provost, and cries: ‘Henry, there is a deep precipice, and I grieve to say you are in the fair way of rolling over it. But be not downcast, for Heaven may send a stone or a bush to stop your progress. However, I thought it would be comfort to you to know the worst, which you will be presently aware of. I do not know how many hundred feet deep the precipice descends, but you may form a judgment when you are at the bottom, for certainty is certainty. And hark ye! when come you to take a game at bowls?’ And this gossip is to serve instead of any friendly attempt to save the poor wight’s neck! When I think of this, I could go mad, seize my hammer, and break and destroy all around me. But I will be calm; and if this Highland kite, who calls himself a falcon, should stoop at my turtle dove, he shall know whether a burgess of Perth can draw a bow or not.”

“The provost,” he said bitterly to himself, “is a great guy; honestly, he values his knighthood so much that if he talks nonsense, a poor guy has to treat it like it makes sense, just like he has to praise flat beer if it’s served to him in his lordship’s silver jug. How would all this sound in a different situation? Imagine I’m rolling down the steep hill of the Corrichie Dhu, and just before I reach the edge of the cliff, my Lord Provost shows up and shouts: ‘Henry, there’s a deep drop, and I regret to inform you that you’re about to tumble over it. But don’t be discouraged, because Heaven might send a stone or a bush to stop you. Still, I thought you’d appreciate knowing the worst, which you’ll soon find out. I don’t know exactly how deep the drop is, but you’ll know when you hit the bottom, because certainty is certainty. And by the way! When are you coming to play a game of bowls?’ And this chit-chat is supposed to replace any real attempt to save the poor guy’s life! Just thinking about this drives me crazy; I could grab my hammer and smash everything around me. But I’ll stay calm; and if this Highland kite pretending to be a falcon tries to swoop down on my little dove, he’ll find out whether a burgess of Perth can shoot a bow or not.”

It was now the Thursday before the fated Palm Sunday, and the champions on either side were expected to arrive the next day, that they might have the interval of Saturday to rest, refresh themselves, and prepare for the combat. Two or three of each of the contending parties were detached to receive directions about the encampment of their little band, and such other instructions as might be necessary to the proper ordering of the field. Henry was not, therefore, surprised at seeing a tall and powerful Highlander peering anxiously about the wynd in which he lived, in the manner in which the natives of a wild country examine the curiosities of one that is more civilized. The smith’s heart rose against the man on account of his country, to which our Perth burgher bore a natural prejudice, and more especially as he observed the individual wear the plaid peculiar to the Clan Quhele. The sprig of oak leaves, worked in silk, intimated also that the individual was one of those personal guards of young Eachin, upon whose exertions in the future battle so much reliance was placed by those of their clan.

It was now the Thursday before the important Palm Sunday, and the champions on both sides were expected to arrive the next day so they could have Saturday to rest, recover, and prepare for the fight. Two or three members from each of the competing groups were sent out to get instructions about setting up their camp and any other details necessary for organizing the battlefield. Henry wasn’t surprised to see a tall and strong Highlander anxiously looking around the alley where he lived, like how people from wild areas check out the curiosities of a more civilized place. The smith felt a strong dislike for the man because of his nationality, as our Perth townsman had a natural bias against it, especially when he noticed the person wearing the plaid specific to the Clan Quhele. The sprig of oak leaves, embroidered in silk, also indicated that the man was one of the personal guards for young Eachin, on whom their clan placed much trust for the upcoming battle.

Having observed so much, Henry withdrew into his smithy, for the sight of the man raised his passion; and, knowing that the Highlander came plighted to a solemn combat, and could not be the subject of any inferior quarrel, he was resolved at least to avoid friendly intercourse with him. In a few minutes, however, the door of the smithy flew open, and flattering in his tartans, which greatly magnified his actual size, the Gael entered with the haughty step of a man conscious of a personal dignity superior to anything which he is likely to meet with. He stood looking around him, and seemed to expect to be received with courtesy and regarded with wonder. But Henry had no sort of inclination to indulge his vanity and kept hammering away at a breastplate which was lying upon his anvil as if he were not aware of his visitor’s presence.

Having seen so much, Henry went back into his workshop, as the sight of the man stirred strong feelings in him; knowing that the Highlander came prepared for a serious fight and couldn't be involved in any lesser conflict, he decided to avoid any friendly interaction with him. However, just a few minutes later, the door of the workshop swung open, and dressed in his tartans, which made him appear much larger, the Gael entered with a proud stride, fully aware of his own dignity, which he felt was above anything he might encounter. He stood looking around, seeming to expect to be welcomed politely and admired. But Henry had no desire to feed his ego and kept hammering at a breastplate on his anvil, acting as if he was completely unaware of his visitor’s presence.

“You are the Gow Chrom?” (the bandy legged smith), said the Highlander.

“You're the Gow Chrom?” (the bow-legged blacksmith), said the Highlander.

“Those that wish to be crook backed call me so,” answered Henry.

“Those who want to be called crooked-backed, call me that,” answered Henry.

“No offence meant,” said the Highlander; “but her own self comes to buy an armour.”

“No offense meant,” said the Highlander; “but she herself has come to buy armor.”

“Her own self’s bare shanks may trot hence with her,” answered Henry; “I have none to sell.”

“Her own bare legs can leave with her,” replied Henry; “I have none to sell.”

“If it was not within two days of Palm Sunday, herself would make you sing another song,” retorted the Gael.

“If it weren’t two days until Palm Sunday, she’d make you sing another song,” the Gael shot back.

“And being the day it is,” said Henry, with the same contemptuous indifference, “I pray you to stand out of my light.”

“And since it’s the day it is,” said Henry, with the same dismissive indifference, “I ask you to stay out of my way.”

“You are an uncivil person; but her own self is fir nan ord too; and she knows the smith is fiery when the iron is hot.”

“You’re an uncivilized person; but she’s not exactly perfect herself either; and she knows the smith gets heated when the iron is hot.”

“If her nainsell be hammer man herself, her nainsell may make her nain harness,” replied Henry.

“If her grandmother is a blacksmith herself, then she can make her own gear,” replied Henry.

“And so her nainsell would, and never fash you for the matter; but it is said, Gow Chrom, that you sing and whistle tunes over the swords and harnishes that you work, that have power to make the blades cut steel links as if they were paper, and the plate and mail turn back steel lances as if they were boddle prins?”

“And so her servant would, and don’t worry about it; but it’s said, Gow Chrom, that you sing and whistle tunes while working on the swords and armor you create, which have the power to make the blades cut through steel links as if they were paper, and the plate and mail deflect steel lances as if they were nothing?”

“They tell your ignorance any nonsense that Christian men refuse to believe,” said Henry. “I whistle at my work whatever comes uppermost, like an honest craftsman, and commonly it is the Highlandman’s ‘Och hone for Houghman stares!’ My hammer goes naturally to that tune.”

“They tell you things that Christian men refuse to believe,” said Henry. “I whistle at my work whatever comes to mind, like a honest craftsman, and usually it’s the Highlandman's ‘Oh, woe for Houghman stares!’ My hammer naturally follows that tune.”

“Friend, it is but idle to spur a horse when his legs are ham shackled,” said the Highlander, haughtily. “Her own self cannot fight even now, and there is little gallantry in taunting her thus.”

“Friend, it’s pointless to push a horse when its legs are tied up,” said the Highlander, arrogantly. “She can’t even fight for herself right now, and there’s not much honor in mocking her like this.”

“By nails and hammer, you are right there,” said the smith, altering his tone. “But speak out at once, friend, what is it thou wouldst have of me? I am in no humour for dallying.”

“By nails and hammer, you’re spot on,” said the smith, changing his tone. “But don’t hold back, friend, what do you need from me? I’m not in the mood for wasting time.”

“A hauberk for her chief, Eachin MacIan,” said the Highlander.

“A hauberk for her leader, Eachin MacIan,” said the Highlander.

“You are a hammer man, you say? Are you a judge of this?” said our smith, producing from a chest the mail shirt on which he had been lately employed.

“You say you’re a hammer man? Are you an expert on this?” said our smith, pulling out from a chest the mail shirt he had been working on lately.

The Gael handled it with a degree of admiration which had something of envy in it. He looked curiously at every part of its texture, and at length declared it the very best piece of armour that he had ever seen.

The Gael approached it with a mix of admiration and a hint of envy. He examined every aspect of its texture and eventually declared it the best piece of armor he had ever seen.

“A hundred cows and bullocks and a good drift of sheep would be e’en ower cheap an offer,” said the Highlandman, by way of tentative; “but her nainsell will never bid thee less, come by them how she can.”

“A hundred cows and bulls and a decent herd of sheep would be an extremely low offer,” said the Highlander, as a suggestion; “but she herself will never offer you less, no matter how she manages it.”

“It is a fair proffer,” replied Henry; “but gold nor gear will never buy that harness. I want to try my own sword on my own armour, and I will not give that mail coat to any one but who will face me for the best of three blows and a thrust in the fair field; and it is your chief’s upon these terms.”

“It’s a good offer,” replied Henry, “but neither gold nor possessions can buy that armor. I want to test my own sword with my own armor, and I won’t give that mail coat to anyone except someone who will face me in a best-of-three blows and a thrust in the open field; and it’s your chief’s on those terms.”

“Hut, prut, man—take a drink and go to bed,” said the Highlander, in great scorn. “Are ye mad? Think ye the captain of the Clan Quhele will be brawling and battling with a bit Perth burgess body like you? Whisht, man, and hearken. Her nainsell will do ye mair credit than ever belonged to your kin. She will fight you for the fair harness hersell.”

“Hut, prut, man—have a drink and go to bed,” said the Highlander, with great disdain. “Are you crazy? Do you think the captain of Clan Quhele will be brawling and battling with a petty merchant like you? Be quiet, man, and listen. Her own self will bring you more honor than anything your family ever had. She’ll fight you for her own fair prize.”

“She must first show that she is my match,” said Henry, with a grim smile.

“She needs to prove that she’s my equal,” said Henry, with a grim smile.

“How! I, one of Eachin MacIan’s leichtach, and not your match!”

“How! I, one of Eachin MacIan’s followers, and not your equal!”

“You may try me, if you will. You say you are a fir nan ord. Do you know how to cast a sledge hammer?”

“You can try me if you want. You say you're a tough guy. Do you know how to swing a sledgehammer?”

“Ay, truly—ask the eagle if he can fly over Farragon.”

“Ay, really—ask the eagle if he can fly over Farragon.”

“But before you strive with me, you must first try a cast with one of my leichtach. Here, Dunter, stand forth for the honour of Perth! And now, Highlandman, there stands a row of hammers; choose which you will, and let us to the garden.”

“But before you challenge me, you must first take a swing with one of my leichtach. Here, Dunter, step forward for the honor of Perth! And now, Highlander, there's a line of hammers; pick whichever you want, and let's head to the garden.”

The Highlander whose name was Norman nan Ord, or Norman of the Hammer, showed his title to the epithet by selecting the largest hammer of the set, at which Henry smiled. Dunter, the stout journeyman of the smith, made what was called a prodigious cast; but the Highlander, making a desperate effort, threw beyond it by two or three feet, and looked with an air of triumph to Henry, who again smiled in reply.

The Highlander named Norman nan Ord, or Norman of the Hammer, proved his title by picking the biggest hammer from the bunch, which made Henry smile. Dunter, the strong journeyman blacksmith, made what was known as an impressive throw; but the Highlander, with a fierce effort, threw it even farther by two or three feet and looked triumphantly at Henry, who smiled back.

“Will you mend that?” said the Gael, offering our smith the hammer.

“Will you fix that?” said the Gael, offering our blacksmith the hammer.

“Not with that child’s toy,” said Henry, “which has scarce weight to fly against the wind. Jannekin, fetch me Sampson; or one of you help the boy, for Sampson is somewhat ponderous.”

“Not with that toy,” Henry said, “which barely has the weight to fly against the wind. Jannekin, get me Sampson; or one of you help the boy, because Sampson is a bit heavy.”

The hammer now produced was half as heavy again as that which the Highlander had selected as one of unusual weight. Norman stood astonished; but he was still more so when Henry, taking his position, swung the ponderous implement far behind his right haunch joint, and dismissed it from his hand as if it had flown from a warlike engine. The air groaned and whistled as the mass flew through it. Down at length it came, and the iron head sunk a foot into the earth, a full yard beyond the cast of Norman.

The hammer that was produced next was one and a half times heavier than the one the Highlander had chosen, which was already considered quite heavy. Norman stood there, amazed; but he was even more shocked when Henry took his stance, swung the massive tool back behind his right hip, and let it go as if it had been launched from a catapult. The air groaned and whistled as the heavy object flew through it. Finally, it landed, driving the iron head a foot into the ground, a full yard further than Norman's throw.

The Highlander, defeated and mortified, went to the spot where the weapon lay, lifted it, poised it in his hand with great wonder, and examined it closely, as if he expected to discover more in it than a common hammer. He at length returned it to the owner with a melancholy smile, shrugging his shoulders and shaking his head as the smith asked him whether he would not mend his cast.

The Highlander, defeated and embarrassed, walked over to the spot where the weapon lay, picked it up, held it in his hand with great curiosity, and studied it closely, as if he expected to find something extraordinary beyond just a regular hammer. Finally, he returned it to the owner with a sad smile, shrugged his shoulders, and shook his head as the smith asked him if he wanted to fix his cast.

“Norman has lost too much at the sport already,” he replied. “She has lost her own name of the Hammerer. But does her own self, the Gow Chrom, work at the anvil with that horse’s load of iron?”

“Norman has already lost too much in the sport,” he replied. “She has lost her title of the Hammerer. But does her true self, the Gow Chrom, still work at the anvil with that heavy load of iron?”

“You shall see, brother,” said Henry, leading the way to the smithy. “Dunter,” he said, “rax me that bar from the furnace”; and uplifting Sampson, as he called the monstrous hammer, he plied the metal with a hundred strokes from right to left—now with the right hand, now with the left, now with both, with so much strength at once and dexterity, that he worked off a small but beautifully proportioned horseshoe in half the time that an ordinary smith would have taken for the same purpose, using a more manageable implement.

“You'll see, brother,” said Henry, leading the way to the blacksmith shop. “Dunter,” he said, “hand me that metal bar from the furnace”; and lifting Sampson, as he called the huge hammer, he hammered the metal with a hundred strokes from right to left—sometimes with his right hand, sometimes with his left, and sometimes with both, using so much strength and skill at once that he crafted a small but perfectly shaped horseshoe in half the time an average blacksmith would have taken for the same task, with a more manageable tool.

“Oigh—oigh!” said the Highlander, “and what for would you be fighting with our young chief, who is far above your standard, though you were the best smith ever wrought with wind and fire?”

“Oigh—oigh!” said the Highlander, “and why would you be fighting with our young chief, who is way above your level, even if you were the best blacksmith who ever worked with wind and fire?”

“Hark you!” said Henry; “you seem a good fellow, and I’ll tell you the truth. Your master has wronged me, and I give him this harness freely for the chance of fighting him myself.”

“Hear me!” said Henry; “you seem like a good guy, and I’ll be honest with you. Your boss has treated me unfairly, and I’m giving him this armor willingly for the opportunity to fight him myself.”

“Nay, if he hath wronged you he must meet you,” said the life guardsman. “To do a man wrong takes the eagle’s feather out of the chief’s bonnet; and were he the first in the Highlands, and to be sure so is Eachin, he must fight the man he has wronged, or else a rose falls from his chaplet.”

“Look, if he’s wronged you, he has to face you,” said the life guardsman. “To wrong someone removes the eagle’s feather from the chief’s bonnet; and even if he’s the highest in the Highlands, and sure enough, Eachin is, he has to fight the man he’s wronged, or else a rose falls from his crown.”

“Will you move him to this,” said Henry, “after the fight on Sunday?”

“Will you move him to this,” Henry said, “after the fight on Sunday?”

“Oh, her nainsell will do her best, if the hawks have not got her nainsell’s bones to pick; for you must know, brother, that Clan Chattan’s claws pierce rather deep.”

“Oh, her servant will do her best, if the hawks haven’t got her servant’s bones to pick; for you should know, brother, that Clan Chattan’s claws pierce quite deep.”

“The armour is your chief’s on that condition,” said Henry; “but I will disgrace him before king and court if he does not pay me the price.”

“The armor belongs to your chief under that condition,” said Henry; “but I will shame him in front of the king and court if he doesn’t pay me the price.”

“Deil a fear—deil a fear; I will bring him in to the barrace myself,” said Norman, “assuredly.”

“Not a soul—not a soul; I’ll bring him into the barrack myself,” said Norman, “for sure.”

“You will do me a pleasure,” replied Henry; “and that you may remember your promise, I will bestow on you this dirk. Look—if you hold it truly, and can strike between the mail hood and the collar of your enemy, the surgeon will be needless.”

“You’ll do me a favor,” Henry replied. “And to help you remember your promise, I’m giving you this dirk. Look—if you hold it properly and can strike between the mail hood and the collar of your enemy, you won’t need a surgeon.”

The Highlander was lavish in his expressions of gratitude, and took his leave.

The Highlander was very generous in his expressions of thanks and then took his leave.

“I have given him the best mail harness I ever wrought,” said the smith to himself, rather repenting his liberality, “for the poor chance that he will bring his chief into a fair field with me; and then let Catharine be his who can win her fairly. But much I dread the youth will find some evasion, unless he have such luck on Palm Sunday as may induce him to try another combat. That is some hope, however; for I have often, ere now, seen a raw young fellow shoot up after his first fight from a dwarf into a giant queller.”

“I’ve given him the best horse gear I’ve ever made,” the blacksmith said to himself, feeling a bit regretful about his generosity, “for the slim chance that he will lead his boss into a fair fight with me; and then let Catharine belong to whoever can win her honestly. But I really worry the young guy will find some way around it, unless he has some luck on Palm Sunday that might inspire him to try another battle. That is some hope, though; because I’ve often seen a young rookie shoot up from being a nobody to a giant slayer after his first fight.”

Thus, with little hope, but with the most determined resolution, Henry Smith awaited the time that should decide his fate. What made him augur the worst was the silence both of the glover and of his daughter.

Thus, with little hope but a strong determination, Henry Smith waited for the moment that would decide his fate. What made him fear the worst was the silence of both the glover and his daughter.

“They are ashamed,” he said, “to confess the truth to me, and therefore they are silent.”

“They're ashamed,” he said, “to admit the truth to me, and that's why they're quiet.”

Upon the Friday at noon, the two bands of thirty men each, representing the contending clans, arrived at the several points where they were to halt for refreshments.

On Friday at noon, the two groups of thirty men each, representing the rival clans, arrived at the various spots where they would stop for refreshments.

The Clan Quhele was entertained hospitably at the rich abbey of Scone, while the provost regaled their rivals at his Castle of Kinfauns, the utmost care being taken to treat both parties with the most punctilious attention, and to afford neither an opportunity of complaining of partiality. All points of etiquette were, in the mean while, discussed and settled by the Lord High Constable Errol and the young Earl of Crawford, the former acting on the part of the Clan Chattan and the latter patronising the Clan Quhele. Messengers were passing continually from the one earl to the other, and they held more than: six meetings within thirty hours, before the ceremonial of the field could be exactly arranged.

The Clan Quhele was warmly welcomed at the wealthy abbey of Scone, while the provost entertained their rivals at his Castle of Kinfauns. Great care was taken to treat both sides with the utmost attention, ensuring that neither could claim favoritism. Meanwhile, all aspects of etiquette were discussed and resolved by the Lord High Constable Errol, representing Clan Chattan, and the young Earl of Crawford, supporting Clan Quhele. Messengers constantly traveled between the two earls, and they met more than six times within thirty hours to finalize the details of the ceremony.

Meanwhile, in case of revival of ancient quarrel, many seeds of which existed betwixt the burghers and their mountain neighbours, a proclamation commanded the citizens not to approach within half a mile of the place where the Highlanders were quartered; while on their part the intended combatants were prohibited from approaching Perth without special license. Troops were stationed to enforce this order, who did their charge so scrupulously as to prevent Simon Glover himself, burgess and citizen of Perth, from approaching the town, because he owned having come thither at the same time with the champions of Eachin MacIan, and wore a plaid around him of their check or pattern. This interruption prevented Simon from seeking out Henry Wynd and possessing him with a true knowledge of all that had happened since their separation, which intercourse, had it taken place, must have materially altered the catastrophe of our narrative.

Meanwhile, in case old conflicts resurfaced, many of which existed between the townspeople and their mountain neighbors, a proclamation ordered the citizens not to come within half a mile of where the Highlanders were stationed; meanwhile, the would-be fighters were banned from approaching Perth without special permission. Troops were deployed to enforce this order, carrying out their duties so thoroughly that they prevented Simon Glover, a citizen of Perth, from entering the town because he had arrived at the same time as Eachin MacIan's champions and was wearing a plaid in their pattern. This disruption stopped Simon from finding Henry Wynd and sharing everything that had happened since they last saw each other, which if it had occurred, would have significantly changed the outcome of our story.

On Saturday afternoon another arrival took place, which interested the city almost as much as the preparations for the expected combat. This was the approach of the Earl Douglas, who rode through the town with a troop of only thirty horse, but all of whom were knights and gentlemen of the first consequence. Men’s eyes followed this dreaded peer as they pursue the flight of an eagle through the clouds, unable to ken the course of the bird of Jove yet silent, attentive, and as earnest in observing him as if they could guess the object for which he sweeps through the firmament; He rode slowly through the city, and passed out at the northern gate. He next alighted at the Dominican convent and desired to see the Duke of Albany. The Earl was introduced instantly, and received by the Duke with a manner which was meant to be graceful and conciliatory, but which could not conceal both art and inquietude. When the first greetings were over, the Earl said with great gravity: “I bring you melancholy news. Your Grace’s royal nephew, the Duke of Rothsay, is no more, and I fear hath perished by some foul practices.”

On Saturday afternoon, another arrival took place that caught the city's attention almost as much as the preparations for the anticipated battle. This was the arrival of Earl Douglas, who rode through town with just thirty horsemen, all of whom were highly regarded knights and gentlemen. People’s eyes followed this feared nobleman like they would track the flight of an eagle through the clouds, unable to predict the bird's path yet watching closely, as if they could guess the reason for his soaring through the sky. He rode slowly through the city and exited through the northern gate. He then dismounted at the Dominican convent and requested to see the Duke of Albany. The Earl was introduced right away and was greeted by the Duke in a manner intended to be gracious and friendly, but which couldn’t hide a sense of tension and unease. Once the initial greetings were complete, the Earl said solemnly, “I bring you sad news. Your Grace’s royal nephew, the Duke of Rothsay, is no more, and I fear he has fallen victim to some foul play.”

“Practices!” said the Duke’ in confusion—“what practices? Who dared practise on the heir of the Scottish throne?”

“Practices!” said the Duke in confusion—“what practices? Who would dare to scheme against the heir to the Scottish throne?”

“‘Tis not for me to state how these doubts arise,” said Douglas; “but men say the eagle was killed with an arrow fledged from his own wing, and the oak trunk rent by a wedge of the same wood.”

“It's not for me to say how these doubts come about,” said Douglas; “but people say the eagle was killed by an arrow made from its own feathers, and the oak trunk was split by a wedge of the same wood.”

“Earl of Douglas,” said the Duke of Albany, “I am no reader of riddles.”

“Earl of Douglas,” said the Duke of Albany, “I’m not one for puzzles.”

“Nor am I a propounder of them,” said Douglas, haughtily, “Your Grace will find particulars in these papers worthy of perusal. I will go for half an hour to the cloister garden, and then rejoin you.”

“Nor am I someone who proposes them,” said Douglas, arrogantly. “Your Grace will find details in these papers that are worth reading. I will go to the cloister garden for half an hour, and then I’ll join you again.”

“You go not to the King, my lord?” said Albany.

“You're not going to the King, my lord?” Albany said.

“No,” answered Douglas; “I trust your Grace will agree with me that we should conceal this great family misfortune from our sovereign till the business of tomorrow be decided.”

“No,” answered Douglas; “I hope you agree with me that we should keep this major family misfortune from our ruler until tomorrow's matter is settled.”

“I willingly agree,” said Albany. “If the King heard of this loss, he could not witness the combat; and if he appear not in person, these men are likely to refuse to fight, and the whole work is cast loose. But I pray you sit down, my lord, while I read these melancholy papers respecting poor Rothsay.”

“I totally agree,” said Albany. “If the King finds out about this loss, he couldn’t bear to watch the fight; and if he doesn’t show up in person, these men are likely to back out, and everything falls apart. But please, my lord, have a seat while I read these sad papers about poor Rothsay.”

He passed the papers through his hands, turning some over with a hasty glance, and dwelling on others as if their contents had been of the last importance. When he had spent nearly a quarter of an hour in this manner, he raised his eyes, and said very gravely: “My lord, in these most melancholy documents, it is yet a comfort to see nothing which can renew the divisions in the King’s councils, which were settled by the last solemn agreement between your lordship and myself. My unhappy nephew was by that agreement to be set aside, until time should send him a graver judgment. He is now removed by Fate, and our purpose in that matter is anticipated and rendered unnecessary.”

He sifted through the papers, quickly glancing at some and focusing on others as if they were extremely important. After spending almost fifteen minutes like this, he looked up and said very seriously: “My lord, in these rather sad documents, it's still reassuring to see nothing that could reignite the divisions in the King’s councils, which were resolved by the last formal agreement between you and me. According to that agreement, my unfortunate nephew was to be set aside until time brought him a more serious perspective. He is now gone by Fate’s hand, and our aim in that matter is already fulfilled and no longer needed.”

“If your Grace,” replied the Earl, “sees nothing to disturb the good understanding which the tranquillity and safety of Scotland require should exist between us, I am not so ill a friend of my country as to look closely for such.”

“If Your Grace,” replied the Earl, “doesn’t see anything that could disrupt the good relationship that the peace and safety of Scotland need between us, I’m not such a poor friend to my country as to search closely for it.”

“I understand you, my Lord of Douglas,” said Albany, eagerly. “You hastily judged that I should be offended with your lordship for exercising your powers of lieutenancy, and punishing the detestable murderers within my territory of Falkland. Credit me, on the contrary, I am obliged to your lordship for taking out of my hands the punishment of these wretches, as it would have broken my heart even to have looked on them. The Scottish Parliament will inquire, doubtless, into this sacrilegious deed; and happy am I that the avenging sword has been in the hand of a man so important as your lordship. Our communication together, as your lordship must well recollect, bore only concerning a proposed restraint of my unfortunate nephew until the advance of a year or two had taught him discretion?”

“I get you, my Lord of Douglas,” Albany said eagerly. “You quickly assumed that I would be upset with you for using your powers as lieutenant and punishing the awful murderers in my territory of Falkland. Believe me, on the contrary, I’m grateful to you for taking that burden off my hands, as it would have broken my heart just to look at them. The Scottish Parliament will surely look into this horrific act; and I’m glad that the avenging sword was wielded by someone as significant as you. Our conversation, as you must remember, was only about keeping my unfortunate nephew restrained for a year or two until he learned some discretion?”

“Such was certainly your Grace’s purpose, as expressed to me,” said the Earl; “I can safely avouch it.”

“That's definitely what you intended, as you told me,” said the Earl; “I can vouch for that.”

“Why, then, noble earl, we cannot be censured because villains, for their own revengeful ends, appear to have engrafted a bloody termination on our honest purpose?”

“Why, then, noble earl, can we be blamed if villains, for their own vengeful reasons, seem to have attached a bloody end to our honest intentions?”

“The Parliament will judge it after their wisdom,” said Douglas. “For my part, my conscience acquits me.”

“The Parliament will decide based on their judgment,” said Douglas. “As for me, my conscience is clear.”

“And mine assoilzies me,” said the Duke with solemnity. “Now, my lord, touching the custody of the boy James, who succeeds to his father’s claims of inheritance?”

“And mine absolves me,” said the Duke seriously. “Now, my lord, regarding the custody of the boy James, who stands to inherit his father's claims?”

“The King must decide it,” said Douglas, impatient of the conference. “I will consent to his residence anywhere save at Stirling, Doune, or Falkland.”

“The King has to make the call,” said Douglas, frustrated with the meeting. “I’ll agree to his staying anywhere except Stirling, Doune, or Falkland.”

With that he left the apartment abruptly.

With that, he suddenly left the apartment.

“He is gone,” muttered the crafty Albany, “and he must be my ally, yet feels himself disposed to be my mortal foe. No matter, Rothsay sleeps with his fathers, James may follow in time, and then—a crown is the recompense of my perplexities.”

“He's gone,” muttered the sly Albany, “and he should be my ally, yet he seems intent on being my enemy. No matter, Rothsay is dead, James might follow soon, and then—a crown will be the reward for my troubles.”





CHAPTER XXXIV.

     Thretty for thretty faucht in barreris,
     At Sanct Johnstoun on a day besyde the black freris.

     WYNTOUN.
     Thretty for thirty fought in barriers,
     At St. Johnston on a day near the Black Friars.

     WYNTOUN.

Palm Sunday now dawned. At an earlier period of the Christian Church, the use of any of the days of Passion Week for the purpose of combat would have been accounted a profanity worthy of excommunication. The Church of Rome, to her infinite honour, had decided that during the holy season of Easter, when the redemption of man from his fallen state was accomplished, the sword of war should be sheathed, and angry monarchs should respect the season termed the Truce of God. The ferocious violence of the latter wars betwixt Scotland and England had destroyed all observance of this decent and religious Ordinance. Very often the most solemn occasions were chosen by one party for an attack, because they hoped to find the other engaged in religious duties and unprovided for defence. Thus the truce, once considered as proper to the season, had been discontinued; and it became not unusual even to select the sacred festivals of the church for decision of the trial by combat, to which this intended contest bore a considerable resemblance.

Palm Sunday has arrived. Back in the early days of the Christian Church, using any of the days of Passion Week for fighting would have been seen as a serious offense, deserving of excommunication. The Church of Rome, to its great credit, had decided that during the holy season of Easter—when humanity's redemption was achieved—the sword of war should be put away, and angry kings should honor the period known as the Truce of God. However, the brutal violence from the recent wars between Scotland and England had completely abandoned this respectful and religious practice. Often, one side would choose the most solemn occasions to launch an attack, hoping to catch the other side engaged in worship and unable to defend themselves. As a result, the truce—once deemed appropriate for this season—was no longer observed; it became common to select the church's sacred festivals for settling disputes through combat, which closely resembled this intended contest.

On the present occasion, however, the duties of the day were observed with the usual solemnity, and the combatants themselves took share in them. Bearing branches of yew in their hands, as the readiest substitute for palm boughs, they marched respectively to the Dominican and Carthusian convents, to hear High Mass, and, by a show at least of devotion, to prepare themselves for the bloody strife of the day. Great care had of course been taken that, during this march, they should not even come within the sound of each other’s bagpipes; for it was certain that, like game cocks exchanging mutual notes of defiance, they would have sought out and attacked each other before they arrived at the place of combat.

On this occasion, however, the day’s duties were observed with the usual seriousness, and the fighters themselves participated in them. Holding branches of yew in their hands as a substitute for palm branches, they marched to the Dominican and Carthusian convents to attend High Mass and, at least by appearing devout, to prepare themselves for the bloody conflict ahead. Great care had, of course, been taken to ensure that during this march they wouldn’t even come within earshot of each other’s bagpipes; for it was clear that, like game cocks exchanging defiant calls, they would have sought out and attacked one another before reaching the battlefield.

The citizens of Perth crowded to see the unusual procession on the streets, and thronged the churches where the two clans attended their devotions, to witness their behaviour, and to form a judgment from their appearance which was most likely to obtain the advantage in the approaching conflict. Their demeanour in the church, although not habitual frequenters of places of devotion, was perfectly decorous; and, notwithstanding their wild and untamed dispositions, there were few of the mountaineers who seemed affected either with curiosity or wonder. They appeared to think it beneath their dignity of character to testify either curiosity or surprise at many things which were probably then presented to them for the first time.

The people of Perth gathered to see the unusual procession on the streets and flooded the churches where the two clans were attending their services, eager to observe their behavior and judge from their appearance which side was more likely to gain the upper hand in the upcoming conflict. Their conduct in church, even though they weren’t regular churchgoers, was completely respectful; and, despite their wild and unruly nature, few of the mountaineers seemed to show any curiosity or amazement. They seemed to believe it was beneath their dignity to express curiosity or surprise at many things that were probably new to them.

On the issue of the combat, few even of the most competent judges dared venture a prediction; although the great size of Torquil and his eight stalwart sons induced some who professed themselves judges of the thewes and sinews of men to incline to ascribe the advantage to the party of the Clan Quhele. The opinion of the female sex was much decided by the handsome form, noble countenance, and gallant demeanour of Eachin MacIan. There were more than one who imagined they had recollection of his features, but his splendid military attire rendered the humble glover’s apprentice unrecognisable in the young Highland chief, saving by one person.

On the subject of the fight, even the most skilled judges hesitated to make a prediction; although the impressive size of Torquil and his eight strong sons led some self-proclaimed experts on strength and physique to lean towards giving the advantage to Clan Quhele. Women's opinions were heavily influenced by the handsome looks, noble face, and brave demeanor of Eachin MacIan. More than a few thought they recognized him, but his stunning military uniform made it hard to identify the humble glover’s apprentice as the young Highland chief, except for one person.

That person, as may well be supposed, was the Smith of the Wynd, who had been the foremost in the crowd that thronged to see the gallant champions of Clan Quhele. It was with mingled feelings of dislike, jealousy, and something approaching to admiration that he saw the glover’s apprentice stripped of his mean slough, and blazing forth as a chieftain, who, by his quick eye and gallant demeanour, the noble shape of his brow and throat, his splendid arms and well proportioned limbs, seemed well worthy to hold the foremost rank among men selected to live or die for the honour of their race. The smith could hardly think that he looked upon the same passionate boy whom he had brushed off as he might a wasp that stung him, and, in mere compassion, forebore to despatch by treading on him.

That person, as you might guess, was the Smith of the Wynd, who had been at the front of the crowd eager to see the brave champions of Clan Quhele. He felt a mix of dislike, jealousy, and something like admiration as he watched the glover’s apprentice shed his lowly appearance and shine like a leader. With his sharp eyes, bold demeanor, noble brow and throat, impressive arms, and well-proportioned limbs, he looked more than deserving of a top spot among those ready to live or die for the honor of their people. The smith could hardly believe he was seeing the same passionate boy he had brushed aside like a pesky wasp that stung him, and out of mere compassion, he had held back from crushing him entirely.

“He looks it gallantly with my noble hauberk,” thus muttered Henry to himself, “the best I ever wrought. Yet, if he and I stood together where there was neither hand to help nor eye to see, by all that is blessed in this holy church, the good harness should return to its owner! All that I am worth would I give for three fair blows on his shoulders to undo my own best work; but such happiness will never be mine. If he escape from the conflict, it will be with so high a character for courage, that he may well disdain to put his fortune, in its freshness, to the risk of an encounter with a poor burgess like myself. He will fight by his champion, and turn me over to my fellow craftsman the hammerer, when all I can reap will be the pleasure of knocking a Highland bullock on the head. If I could but see Simon Glover! I will to the other church in quest of him, since for sure he must have come down from the Highlands.”

“He looks great in my noble armor,” Henry muttered to himself, “the best I’ve ever made. Yet, if he and I stood together in a place where no one could help and no one could see, by everything that’s holy in this church, the good armor should return to its owner! I would give all I’m worth for three solid hits on his shoulders to undo my own best work; but that kind of luck will never be mine. If he makes it out of the fight, he’ll do so with such a strong reputation for bravery that he might well look down on the idea of risking his fortune against a poor tradesman like me. He’ll fight with his champion, leaving me to deal with my fellow craftsman the blacksmith, while all I’ll get is the simple satisfaction of hitting a Highland bull on the head. If only I could find Simon Glover! I’ll head to the other church to look for him, as he must have come down from the Highlands.”

The congregation was moving from the church of the Dominicans when the smith formed this determination, which he endeavoured to carry into speedy execution, by thrusting through the crowd as hastily as the solemnity of the place and occasion would permit. In making his way through the press, he was at one instant carried so close to Eachin that their eyes encountered. The smith’s hardy and embrowned countenance coloured up like the heated iron on which he wrought, and retained its dark red hue for several minutes. Eachin’s features glowed with a brighter blush of indignation, and a glance of fiery hatred was shot from his eyes. But the sudden flush died away in ashy paleness, and his gaze instantly avoided the unfriendly but steady look with which it was encountered.

The crowd was leaving the Dominican church when the smith made up his mind to act quickly. He pushed through the people as fast as the serious nature of the place and the occasion allowed. As he navigated through the throng, he found himself so close to Eachin that their eyes met. The smith’s rugged, sun-kissed face turned as red as the heated iron he worked with, and it stayed that way for several minutes. Eachin’s face showed an even brighter flush of anger, and he shot a glare of fiery hatred at the smith. But his sudden flush quickly faded to a pale ash, and he instantly looked away from the steadfast, unfriendly gaze he encountered.

Torquil, whose eye never quitted his foster son, saw his emotion, and looked anxiously around to discover the cause. But Henry was already at a distance, and hastening on his way to the Carthusian convent. Here also the religious service of the day was ended; and those who had so lately borne palms in honour of the great event which brought peace on earth and goodwill to the children of men were now streaming to the place of combat—some prepared to take the lives of their fellow creatures or to lose their own, others to view the deadly strife with the savage delight which the heathens took in the contests of their gladiators.

Torquil, who kept his eyes on his foster son, noticed his distress and anxiously looked around to find out why. But Henry was already far away, hurrying toward the Carthusian convent. There, the day’s religious service had also ended, and those who had just carried palms in honor of the significant event that brought peace to the world and goodwill among people were now streaming toward the battlefield—some ready to take the lives of others or to lose their own, while others were there to watch the brutal conflict with the same savage pleasure that the ancients felt at the gladiator games.

The crowd was so great that any other person might well have despaired of making way through it. But the general deference entertained for Henry of the Wynd, as the champion of Perth, and the universal sense of his ability to force a passage, induced all to unite in yielding room for him, so that he was presently quite close to the warriors of the Clan Chattan. Their pipers marched at the head of their column. Next followed the well known banner, displaying a mountain cat rampant, with the appropriate caution, “Touch not the cat, but (i.e. without) the glove.” The chief followed with his two handed sword advanced, as if to protect the emblem of the tribe. He was a man of middle stature, more than fifty years old, but betraying neither in features nor form any decay of strength or symptoms of age. His dark red close curled locks were in part chequered by a few grizzled hairs, but his step and gesture were as light in the dance, in the chase, or in the battle as if he had not passed his thirtieth year. His grey eye gleamed with a wild light expressive of valour and ferocity mingled; but wisdom and experience dwelt on the expression of his forehead, eyebrows, and lips. The chosen champions followed by two and two. There was a cast of anxiety on several of their faces, for they had that morning discovered the absence of one of their appointed number; and, in a contest so desperate as was expected, the loss seemed a matter of importance to all save to their high mettled chief, MacGillie Chattanach.

The crowd was so massive that anyone else might have given up trying to get through it. But the respect everyone had for Henry of the Wynd, the champion of Perth, and the general belief in his ability to clear a path, made everyone move aside for him, so he quickly got close to the warriors of Clan Chattan. Their pipers led the way at the front of their group. Following them was the familiar banner showing a mountain cat in a fierce pose, with the warning, “Touch not the cat, but without the glove.” The chief came next, holding his two-handed sword up as if to protect the tribe's emblem. He was of average height, over fifty years old, but his features and build showed no signs of weakness or aging. His dark red hair was tightly curled, streaked with a few gray strands, but his movements were as light as they had been in dance, hunting, or battle, as if he were still under thirty. His grey eye sparkled with a fierce mix of bravery and intensity, but wisdom and experience were reflected in his forehead, eyebrows, and lips. The selected champions followed in pairs. Several of them looked anxious, having discovered that morning the absence of one of their assigned members; in a contest as fierce as the one expected, this loss seemed significant to everyone except their spirited chief, MacGillie Chattanach.

“Say nothing to the Saxons of his absence,” said this bold leader, when the diminution of his force was reported to him. “The false Lowland tongues might say that one of Clan Chattan was a coward, and perhaps that the rest favoured his escape, in order to have a pretence to avoid the battle. I am sure that Ferquhard Day will be found in the ranks ere we are ready for battle; or, if he should not, am not I man enough for two of the Clan Quhele? or would we not fight them fifteen to thirty, rather than lose the renown that this day will bring us?”

“Don't mention his absence to the Saxons,” said this bold leader when he heard about the decrease in his forces. “The deceitful Lowland tongues might claim that one of Clan Chattan was a coward, and maybe they'd say the others supported his escape just to avoid the battle. I'm confident that Ferquhard Day will be in the ranks before we're ready to fight; and if he's not, am I not strong enough to take on two of the Clan Quhele? Wouldn't we rather fight them fifteen to thirty than lose the glory that today will bring us?”

The tribe received the brave speech of their leader with applause, yet there were anxious looks thrown out in hopes of espying the return of the deserter; and perhaps the chief himself was the only one of the determined band who was totally indifferent on the subject.

The tribe welcomed their leader's courageous speech with applause, but anxious glances were exchanged as they hoped to spot the return of the deserter; perhaps the chief himself was the only one in the resolute group who was completely unconcerned about it.

They marched on through the streets without seeing anything of Ferquhard Day, who, many a mile beyond the mountains, was busied in receiving such indemnification as successful love could bestow for the loss of honour. MacGillie Chattanach marched on without seeming to observe the absence of the deserter, and entered upon the North Inch, a beautiful and level plain, closely adjacent to the city, and appropriated to the martial exercises of the inhabitants.

They marched through the streets without noticing anything about Ferquhard Day, who, many miles beyond the mountains, was busy receiving the rewards that successful love could offer for his loss of honor. MacGillie Chattanach continued on without appearing to care about the deserter's absence and entered the North Inch, a beautiful and flat plain right next to the city, used for the military exercises of the residents.

The plain is washed on one side by the deep and swelling Tay. There was erected within it a strong palisade, inclosing on three sides a space of one hundred and fifty yards in length and seventy-four yards in width. The fourth side of the lists was considered as sufficiently fenced by the river. An amphitheatre for the accommodation of spectators surrounded the palisade, leaving a large space free to be occupied by armed men on foot and horseback, and for the more ordinary class of spectators. At the extremity of the lists which was nearest to the city, there was a range of elevated galleries for the King and his courtiers, so highly decorated with rustic treillage, intermingled with gilded ornaments, that the spot retains to this day the name of the Golden, or Gilded, Arbour.

The plain is bordered on one side by the deep and swelling Tay River. A strong fence was built around it on three sides, enclosing a space that measures one hundred and fifty yards long and seventy-four yards wide. The fourth side of the enclosed area was deemed secure enough with the river acting as a barrier. An amphitheater for spectators surrounded the fence, leaving a large area available for armed men on foot and horseback, as well as for the general audience. At the end of the enclosed area closest to the city, there was a row of elevated galleries for the King and his courtiers, ornately decorated with rustic woodwork and golden accents, which is why the place is still called the Golden or Gilded Arbor today.

The mountain minstrelsy, which sounded the appropriate pibrochs or battle tunes of the rival confederacies, was silent when they entered on the Inch, for such was the order which had been given. Two stately but aged warriors, each bearing the banner of his tribe, advanced to the opposite extremities of the lists, and, pitching their standards into the earth, prepared to be spectators of a fight in which they were not to join. The pipers, who were also to be neutral in the strife, took their places by their respective brattachs.

The mountain music, which played the fitting battle tunes of the opposing groups, fell silent when they stepped onto the Inch, as per the directive given. Two proud but elderly warriors, each holding their tribe's banner, moved to opposite ends of the arena and planted their flags into the ground, ready to watch a fight in which they wouldn't participate. The pipers, who were also to remain neutral in the conflict, took their positions beside their respective banners.

The multitude received both bands with the same general shout with which on similar occasions they welcome those from whose exertion they expect amusement, or what they term sport. The destined combatants returned no answer to this greeting, but each party advanced to the opposite extremities of the lists, where were entrances by which they were to be admitted to the interior. A strong body of men at arms guarded either access; and the Earl Marshal at the one and the Lord High Constable at the other carefully examined each individual, to see whether he had the appropriate arms, being steel cap, mail shirt, two handed sword, and dagger. They also examined the numbers of each party; and great was the alarm among the multitude when the Earl of Errol held up his hand and cried: “Ho! The combat cannot proceed, for the Clan Chattan lack one of their number.”

The crowd welcomed both groups with the same loud cheer they usually give to those they expect to entertain them or provide some excitement. The fighters didn’t respond to the greeting, but each side moved to opposite ends of the arena, where there were entrances that would take them inside. A strong group of armed men guarded each entrance, and the Earl Marshal on one side and the Lord High Constable on the other carefully checked each person to ensure they had the proper gear: a steel cap, a mail shirt, a two-handed sword, and a dagger. They also counted the members of each side, causing great panic among the crowd when the Earl of Errol raised his hand and shouted, “Hey! The fight can’t continue because Clan Chattan is missing one of their members.”

“What reek of that?” said the young Earl of Crawford; “they should have counted better ere they left home.”

“What’s that smell?” said the young Earl of Crawford; “they should have checked better before they left home.”

The Earl Marshal, however, agreed with the Constable that the fight could not proceed until the inequality should be removed; and a general apprehension was excited in the assembled multitude that, after all the preparation, there would be no battle.

The Earl Marshal, however, agreed with the Constable that the fight couldn’t happen until the inequality was addressed; and a general sense of worry spread through the crowd that, after all the preparation, there would be no battle.

Of all present there were only two perhaps who rejoiced at the prospect of the combat being adjourned, and these were the captain of the Clan Quhele and the tender hearted King Robert. Meanwhile the two chiefs, each attended by a special friend and adviser, met in the midst of the lists, having, to assist them in determining what was to be done, the Earl Marshal, the Lord High Constable, the Earl of Crawford, and Sir Patrick Charteris. The chief of the Clan Chattan declared himself willing and desirous of fighting upon the spot, without regard to the disparity of numbers.

Of everyone there, only two seemed to be happy about the fight being postponed: the captain of Clan Quhele and the kind-hearted King Robert. Meanwhile, the two chiefs, each accompanied by a close friend and advisor, came together in the middle of the arena, with the Earl Marshal, the Lord High Constable, the Earl of Crawford, and Sir Patrick Charteris there to help decide what to do. The chief of Clan Chattan expressed that he was ready and eager to fight right then and there, regardless of the difference in their numbers.

“That,” said Torquil of the Oak, “Clan Quhele will never consent to. You can never win honour from us with the sword, and you seek but a subterfuge, that you may say when you are defeated, as you know you will be, that it was for want of the number of your band fully counted out. But I make a proposal: Ferquhard Day was the youngest of your band, Eachin MacIan is the youngest of ours; we will set him aside in place of the man who has fled from the combat.”

“That,” said Torquil of the Oak, “Clan Quhele will never agree to. You can’t gain honor from us with a sword, and you’re just looking for a loophole so you can claim that when you’re defeated, as you know you will be, it was because your numbers weren’t fully counted. But I have a suggestion: Ferquhard Day was the youngest of your group, and Eachin MacIan is the youngest of ours; we’ll set him aside in place of the man who has run from the fight.”

“A most unjust and unequal proposal,” exclaimed Toshach Beg, the second, as he might be termed, of MacGillie Chattanach. “The life of the chief is to the clan the breath of our nostrils, nor will we ever consent that our chief shall be exposed to dangers which the captain of Clan Quhele does not share.”

“A completely unfair and unequal proposal,” shouted Toshach Beg, the second in command of MacGillie Chattanach. “The life of our chief is essential to the clan, like the air we breathe, and we will never agree to put our chief in danger that the captain of Clan Quhele doesn’t have to face.”

Torquil saw with deep anxiety that his plan was about to fail when the objection was made to Hector’s being withdrawn from the battle, and he was meditating how to support his proposal, when Eachin himself interfered. His timidity, it must be observed, was not of that sordid and selfish nature which induces those who are infected by it calmly to submit to dishonour rather than risk danger. On the contrary, he was morally brave, though constitutionally timid, and the shame of avoiding the combat became at the moment more powerful than the fear of facing it.

Torquil felt a deep anxiety as he realized his plan was about to fail when the objection to Hector being pulled from the battle was raised. He was considering how to back up his proposal when Eachin himself stepped in. It's important to note that his timidity wasn't the kind that leads people to quietly accept dishonor instead of facing danger. In fact, he was morally courageous, even though he was naturally timid, and at that moment, the shame of avoiding the fight felt stronger than the fear of confronting it.

“I will not hear,” he said, “of a scheme which will leave my sword sheathed during this day’s glorious combat. If I am young in arms, there are enough of brave men around me whom I may imitate if I cannot equal.”

“I won’t listen,” he said, “to a plan that would leave my sword sheathed during today’s glorious battle. Even if I’m inexperienced, there are plenty of brave men around me whom I can learn from if I can’t match them.”

He spoke these words in a spirit which imposed on Torquil, and perhaps on the young chief himself.

He said these words in a way that influenced Torquil, and maybe even the young chief himself.

“Now, God bless his noble heart!” said the foster father to himself. “I was sure the foul spell would be broken through, and that the tardy spirit which besieged him would fly at the sound of the pipe and the first flutter of the brattach!”

“Now, God bless his noble heart!” said the foster father to himself. “I was sure the evil spell would be broken, and that the slow spirit that haunted him would vanish at the sound of the pipe and the first flutter of the brattach!”

“Hear me, Lord Marshal,” said the Constable. “The hour of combat may not be much longer postponed, for the day approaches to high noon. Let the chief of Clan Chattan take the half hour which remains, to find, if he can, a substitute for this deserter; if he cannot, let them fight as they stand.”

“Hear me, Lord Marshal,” said the Constable. “We can’t delay the fight for much longer, as noon is almost here. Let the leader of Clan Chattan take the remaining half hour to find a replacement for this deserter; if he can’t, then let them fight as they are.”

“Content I am,” said the Marshal, “though, as none of his own clan are nearer than fifty miles, I see not how MacGillis Chattanach is to find an auxiliary.”

“Content I am,” said the Marshal, “but since none of his own clan are closer than fifty miles, I don’t see how MacGillis Chattanach is going to find any support.”

“That is his business,” said the High Constable; “but, if he offers a high reward, there are enough of stout yeomen surrounding the lists, who will be glad enough to stretch their limbs in such a game as is expected. I myself, did my quality and charge permit, would blythely take a turn of work amongst these wild fellows, and think it fame won.”

"That's his concern," said the High Constable. "But if he offers a good reward, there are plenty of strong guys around who would be more than happy to get in on this kind of competition. If my position and duties allowed, I'd gladly join in with these wild guys and consider it a win."

They communicated their decision to the Highlanders, and the chief of the Clan Chattan replied: “You have judged unpartially and nobly, my lords, and I deem myself obliged to follow your direction. So make proclamation, heralds, that, if any one will take his share with Clan Chattan of the honours and chances of this day, he shall have present payment of a gold crown, and liberty to fight to the death in my ranks.”

They informed the Highlanders of their decision, and the chief of Clan Chattan responded: “You have judged fairly and honorably, my lords, and I feel it is my duty to follow your lead. So let the heralds announce that anyone who wants to join Clan Chattan to share in the glory and opportunities of today will receive an immediate gold crown and the chance to fight alongside me to the death.”

“You are something chary of your treasure, chief,” said the Earl Marshal: “a gold crown is poor payment for such a campaign as is before you.”

“You're pretty careful with your treasure, chief,” said the Earl Marshal: “a gold crown isn’t enough for a campaign like the one ahead of you.”

“If there be any man willing to fight for honour,” replied MacGillis Chattanach, “the price will be enough; and I want not the service of a fellow who draws his sword for gold alone.”

“If there’s anyone willing to fight for honor,” replied MacGillis Chattanach, “the reward will be sufficient; and I don’t need the help of someone who draws their sword just for money.”

The heralds had made their progress, moving half way round the lists, stopping from time to time to make proclamation as they had been directed, without the least apparent disposition on the part of any one to accept of the proffered enlistment. Some sneered at the poverty of the Highlanders, who set so mean a price upon such a desperate service. Others affected resentment, that they should esteem the blood of citizens so lightly. None showed the slightest intention to undertake the task proposed, until the sound of the proclamation reached Henry of the Wynd, as he stood without the barrier, speaking from time to time with Baillie Craigdallie, or rather listening vaguely to what the magistrate was saying to him.

The heralds had made their rounds, moving halfway around the lists, stopping occasionally to make announcements as instructed, with no one seeming interested in the offered enlistment. Some mocked the Highlanders for putting such a low value on such a risky task. Others pretended to be offended that they valued citizens’ lives so little. No one showed any intention of taking on the proposed task until the sound of the proclamation reached Henry of the Wynd, who stood outside the barrier, occasionally talking to Baillie Craigdallie or, rather, listening vaguely to what the magistrate was saying to him.

“Ha! what proclaim they?” he cried out.

“Ha! What are they announcing?” he shouted.

“A liberal offer on the part of MacGillie Chattanach,” said the host of the Griffin, “who proposes a gold crown to any one who will turn wildcat for the day, and be killed a little in his service! That’s all.”

“A generous offer from MacGillie Chattanach,” said the host of the Griffin, “who is offering a gold crown to anyone willing to act like a wildcat for the day and get killed a bit in his service! That’s it.”

“How!” exclaimed the smith, eagerly, “do they make proclamation for a man to fight against the Clan Quhele?”

“How!” exclaimed the blacksmith, eagerly, “are they calling for a man to fight against the Clan Quhele?”

“Ay, marry do they,” said Griffin; “but I think they will find no such fools in Perth.”

“Ay, they really do,” said Griffin; “but I think they won’t find any fools like that in Perth.”

He had hardly said the word, when he beheld the smith clear the barriers at a single bound and alight in the lists, saying: “Here am I, sir herald, Henry of the Wynd, willing to battle on the part of the Clan Chattan.”

He had barely finished speaking when he saw the blacksmith leap over the barriers in one bound and land in the arena, saying: “Here I am, sir herald, Henry of the Wynd, ready to fight for Clan Chattan.”

A cry of admiration ran through the multitude, while the grave burghers, not being able to conceive the slightest reason for Henry’s behaviour, concluded that his head must be absolutely turned with the love of fighting. The provost was especially shocked.

A gasp of admiration spread through the crowd, while the serious townspeople, unable to understand the slightest reason for Henry’s actions, concluded that he must be completely crazy with the love of fighting. The provost was particularly shocked.

“Thou art mad,” he said, “Henry! Thou hast neither two handed sword nor shirt of mail.”

“You're crazy,” he said, “Henry! You don’t have a two-handed sword or a chainmail shirt.”

“Truly no,” said Henry, “for I parted with a mail shirt, which I had made for myself, to yonder gay chief of the Clan Quhele, who will soon find on his shoulders with what sort of blows I clink my rivets! As for two handed sword, why, this boy’s brand will serve my turn till I can master a heavier one.”

“Not at all,” said Henry, “because I gave away a mail shirt that I had made for myself to that flashy chief of the Clan Quhele, who will soon discover what kind of hits I can deliver! As for a two-handed sword, well, this kid’s blade will do the job until I can handle a heavier one.”

“This must not be,” said Errol. “Hark thee, armourer, by St. Mary, thou shalt have my Milan hauberk and good Spanish sword.”

“This can’t be,” said Errol. “Listen up, armorer, by St. Mary, you will get my Milan hauberk and my good Spanish sword.”

“I thank your noble earlship, Sir Gilbert Hay, but the yoke with which your brave ancestor turned the battle at Loncarty would serve my turn well enough. I am little used to sword or harness that I have not wrought myself, because I do not well know what blows the one will bear out without being cracked or the other lay on without snapping.”

“I appreciate your noble title, Sir Gilbert Hay, but the weapon your courageous ancestor used to turn the tide at Loncarty would work just fine for me. I’m not really accustomed to swords or armor that I haven’t made myself, because I don’t really know what strikes they can take without breaking or what blows they can deliver without snapping.”

The cry had in the mean while run through the multitude and passed into the town, that the dauntless smith was about to fight without armour, when, just as the fated hour was approaching, the shrill voice of a female was heard screaming for passage through the crowd. The multitude gave place to her importunity, and she advanced, breathless with haste under the burden of a mail hauberk and a large two handed sword. The widow of Oliver Proudfute was soon recognised, and the arms which she bore were those of the smith himself, which, occupied by her husband on the fatal evening when he was murdered, had been naturally conveyed to his house with the dead body, and were now, by the exertions of his grateful widow, brought to the lists at a moment when such proved weapons were of the last consequence to their owner. Henry joyfully received the well known arms, and the widow with trembling haste assisted in putting them on, and then took leave of him, saying: “God for the champion of the widow and orphan, and ill luck to all who come before him!”

The news had quickly spread through the crowd and reached the town that the fearless smith was about to fight without armor. Just as the crucial moment was approaching, a woman’s frantic voice was heard crying out for passage through the crowd. The crowd parted for her urgent request, and she came forward, breathless and weighed down by a mail hauberk and a large two-handed sword. It didn't take long for everyone to recognize the widow of Oliver Proudfute, and the arms she carried belonged to the smith himself. These weapons had been with her husband on the tragic night he was murdered, and were naturally taken to his home with his body. Now, thanks to the determination of his grateful widow, they had been brought to the arena at a time when such reliable weapons were crucial for their owner. Henry gladly accepted the familiar arms, and with a trembling urgency, the widow helped him put them on before saying goodbye, "God bless the champion of the widow and orphan, and bad luck to all who stand against him!"

Confident at feeling himself in his well proved armour, Henry shook himself as if to settle the steel shirt around him, and, unsheathing the two handed sword, made it flourish over his head, cutting the air through which it whistled in the form of the figure eight with an ease and sleight of hand that proved how powerfully and skilfully he could wield the ponderous weapon. The champions were now ordered to march in their turns around the lists, crossing so as to avoid meeting each other, and making obeisance as they passed the Golden Arbour where the King was seated.

Feeling confident in his well-tested armor, Henry shook himself to settle the steel shirt around him. He pulled out the two-handed sword and swung it above his head, slicing through the air in a figure eight with such ease and skill that it showed how powerfully he could handle the heavy weapon. The champions were then instructed to take turns marching around the arena, crossing paths to avoid bumping into each other, and bowing as they passed the Golden Arbor where the King was seated.

While this course was performing, most of the spectators were again curiously comparing the stature, limbs, and sinews of the two parties, and endeavouring to form a conjecture an to the probable issue of the combat. The feud of a hundred years, with all its acts of aggression and retaliation, was concentrated in the bosom of each combatant. Their countenances seemed fiercely writhen into the wildest expression of pride, hate, and a desperate purpose of fighting to the very last.

While this fight was happening, most of the spectators were once again curiously comparing the height, limbs, and muscles of the two sides, trying to guess the likely outcome of the battle. The century-long feud, with all its acts of aggression and revenge, was contained within each fighter. Their faces looked intensely twisted into the most extreme expressions of pride, hatred, and a fierce determination to fight until the very end.

The spectators murmured a joyful applause, in high wrought expectation of the bloody game. Wagers were offered and accepted both on the general issue of the conflict and on the feats of particular champions. The clear, frank, and elated look of Henry Smith rendered him a general favourite among the spectators, and odds, to use the modern expression, were taken that he would kill three of his opponents before he himself fell.

The crowd buzzed with excited applause, eagerly anticipating the intense match. Bets were placed and accepted on both the overall outcome of the fight and the performances of specific champions. Henry Smith's bright, open, and cheerful demeanor made him a favorite among the audience, and it was widely believed that he would take out three of his opponents before he was defeated himself.

Scarcely was the smith equipped for the combat, when the commands of the chiefs ordered the champions into their places; and at the same moment Henry heard the voice of Simon Glover issuing from the crowd, who were now silent with expectation, and calling on him: “Harry Smith—Harry Smith, what madness hath possessed thee?”

Scarcely had the smith prepared for battle when the chiefs commanded the champions to take their positions; at the same time, Henry heard Simon Glover's voice coming from the crowd, which had fallen silent in anticipation, calling out to him: “Harry Smith—Harry Smith, what madness has taken hold of you?”

“Ay, he wishes to save his hopeful son in law that is, or is to be, from the smith’s handling,” was Henry’s first thought; his second was to turn and speak with him; and his third, that he could on no pretext desert the band which he had joined, or even seem desirous to delay the fight, consistently with honour.

“Ay, he wants to save his hopeful son-in-law, who is or will be, from the blacksmith’s treatment,” was Henry’s first thought; his second was to turn and talk to him; and his third was that he could under no circumstances abandon the group he had joined, or even appear to want to postpone the fight, while still keeping his honor intact.

He turned himself, therefore, to the business of the hour. Both parties were disposed by the respective chiefs in three lines, each containing ten men. They were arranged with such intervals between each individual as offered him scope to wield his sword, the blade of which was five feet long, not including the handle. The second and third lines were to come up as reserves, in case the first experienced disaster. On the right of the array of Clan Quhele, the chief, Eachin MacIan, placed himself in the second line betwixt two of his foster brothers. Four of them occupied the right of the first line, whilst the father and two others protected the rear of the beloved chieftain. Torquil, in particular, kept close behind, for the purpose of covering him. Thus Eachin stood in the centre of nine of the strongest men of his band, having four especial defenders in front, one on each hand, and three in his rear.

He focused on the task at hand. Both sides were organized by their leaders into three lines, each with ten men. They were spaced out enough to allow him to swing his sword, which was five feet long, not counting the handle. The second and third lines were backup in case the first line faced difficulties. On the right side of the Clan Quhele formation, the chief, Eachin MacIan, positioned himself in the second line between two of his foster brothers. Four of them stood on the right side of the first line, while his father and two others protected the back of their beloved leader. Torquil, in particular, stayed close behind to guard him. Thus, Eachin stood at the center of nine of his strongest men, with four special defenders in front, one on each side, and three behind him.

The line of the Clan Chattan was arranged in precisely the same order, only that the chief occupied the centre of the middle rank, instead of being on the extreme right. This induced Henry Smith, who saw in the opposing bands only one enemy, and that was the unhappy Eachin, to propose placing himself on the left of the front rank of the Clan Chattan. But the leader disapproved of this arrangement; and having reminded Henry that he owed him obedience, as having taken wages at his hand, he commanded him to occupy the space in the third line immediately behind himself—a post of honour, certainly, which Henry could not decline, though he accepted of it with reluctance.

The lineup of the Clan Chattan was set up in exactly the same way, except the chief was positioned in the center of the middle rank instead of being on the far right. This led Henry Smith, who saw the opposing groups as just one enemy, the unfortunate Eachin, to suggest placing himself on the left side of the front rank of Clan Chattan. However, the leader disagreed with this plan; and after reminding Henry that he owed him loyalty since he was being paid by him, he ordered him to take his place in the third line directly behind him—a position of honor, certainly, which Henry couldn’t refuse, even though he accepted it reluctantly.

When the clans were thus drawn up opposed to each other, they intimated their feudal animosity and their eagerness to engage by a wild scream, which, uttered by the Clan Quhele, was answered and echoed back by the Clan Chattan, the whole at the same time shaking their swords and menacing each other, as if they meant to conquer the imagination of their opponents ere they mingled in the actual strife.

When the clans were lined up against each other, they expressed their feudal rivalry and excitement to fight with a wild scream. This was shouted by the Clan Quhele and echoed back by the Clan Chattan, all while shaking their swords and threatening each other, as if they intended to intimidate their opponents before they actually engaged in battle.

At this trying moment, Torquil, who had never feared for himself, was agitated with alarm on the part of his dault, yet consoled by observing that he kept a determined posture, and that the few words which he spoke to his clan were delivered boldly, and well calculated to animate them to combat, as expressing his resolution to partake their fate in death or victory. But there was no time for further observation. The trumpets of the King sounded a charge, the bagpipes blew up their screaming and maddening notes, and the combatants, starting forward in regular order, and increasing their pace till they came to a smart run, met together in the centre of the ground, as a furious land torrent encounters an advancing tide.

At this challenging moment, Torquil, who had never been afraid for himself, felt a rush of anxiety for his clan, but he found some comfort in seeing that he maintained a strong stance. The few words he spoke to his group were delivered with confidence and were just right to inspire them to fight, showing his determination to share in their fate, whether in death or victory. But there was no time for more observation. The King’s trumpets sounded a charge, the bagpipes played their wild and frenzied tunes, and the fighters surged forward in organized lines, picking up speed until they were running fast, colliding in the center of the field like a raging river meeting an incoming tide.

For an instant or two the front lines, hewing at each other with their long swords, seemed engaged in a succession of single combats; but the second and third ranks soon came up on either side, actuated alike by the eagerness of hatred and the thirst of honour, pressed through the intervals, and rendered the scene a tumultuous chaos, over which the huge swords rose and sunk, some still glittering, others streaming with blood, appearing, from the wild rapidity with which they were swayed, rather to be put in motion by some complicated machinery than to be wielded by human hands. Some of the combatants, too much crowded together to use those long weapons, had already betaken themselves to their poniards, and endeavoured to get within the sword sweep of those opposed to them. In the mean time, blood flowed fast, and the groans of those who fell began to mingle with the cries of those who fought; for, according to the manner of the Highlanders at all times, they could hardly be said to shout, but to yell. Those of the spectators whose eyes were best accustomed to such scenes of blood and confusion could nevertheless discover no advantage yet acquired by either party. The conflict swayed, indeed, at different intervals forwards or backwards, but it was only in momentary superiority, which the party who acquired it almost instantly lost by a corresponding exertion on the other side. The wild notes of the pipers were still heard above the tumult, and stimulated to farther exertions the fury of the combatants.

For a moment, the front lines, clashing with their long swords, looked like they were having a series of one-on-one fights; but soon, the second and third ranks pushed up on both sides, driven by intense hatred and a desire for honor, filling the gaps and turning the scene into chaotic turmoil, where massive swords rose and fell, some shining, others soaked in blood, appearing to move as if operated by some complex machine rather than by human hands. Some fighters, too crowded to use their long weapons, had already resorted to their daggers, trying to get within striking distance of their opponents. Meanwhile, blood flowed quickly, and the groans of the fallen mixed with the cries of those still fighting; for, like Highlanders usually do, they hardly shouted—they yelled. Those spectators who were most used to such bloody chaos could still see that neither side had gained a clear advantage. The conflict shifted back and forth, but any momentary lead one side took was quickly lost as the other side pushed back with equal force. The wild notes of the pipers could still be heard above the chaos, urging the fighters to fight even harder.

At once, however, and as if by mutual agreement, the instruments sounded a retreat; it was expressed in wailing notes, which seemed to imply a dirge for the fallen. The two parties disengaged themselves from each other, to take breath for a few minutes. The eyes of the spectators greedily surveyed the shattered array of the combatants as they drew off from the contest, but found it still impossible to decide which had sustained the greater loss. It seemed as if the Clan Chattan had lost rather fewer men than their antagonists; but in compensation, the bloody plaids and skirts of their party (for several on both sides had thrown their mantles away) showed more wounded men than the Clan Quhele. About twenty of both sides lay on the field dead or dying; and arms and legs lopped off, heads cleft to the chin, slashes deep through the shoulder into the breast, showed at once the fury of the combat, the ghastly character of the weapons used, and the fatal strength of the arms which wielded them. The chief of the Clan Chattan had behaved himself with the most determined courage, and was slightly wounded. Eachin also had fought with spirit, surrounded by his bodyguard. His sword was bloody, his bearing bold and warlike; and he smiled when old Torquil, folding him in his arms, loaded him with praises and with blessings.

At the same time, as if they had agreed on it, the instruments played a retreat; it sounded like a mournful melody, almost like a funeral song for the fallen. The two groups separated to catch their breath for a few minutes. The spectators looked closely at the damaged formations of the fighters as they pulled back from the battle, yet it was still hard to tell which side had suffered more. It seemed that Clan Chattan had lost slightly fewer men than their opponents; however, the bloody plaids and skirts of their group (since several on both sides had discarded their cloaks) revealed that there were more wounded than in Clan Quhele. About twenty members from both sides lay dead or dying on the field; with limbs severed, heads split to the chin, and deep gashes cut through shoulders into chests, the scene portrayed the ferocity of the fight, the horrific nature of the weapons used, and the brutal strength of those wielding them. The chief of Clan Chattan had shown remarkable bravery and had only a minor injury. Eachin also fought valiantly, surrounded by his bodyguard. His sword was drenched in blood, and he carried himself with a fierce, warrior-like demeanor; he smiled as old Torquil embraced him, showering him with praises and blessings.

The two chiefs, after allowing their followers to breathe for the space of about ten minutes, again drew up in their files, diminished by nearly one third of their original number. They now chose their ground nearer to the river than that on which they had formerly encountered, which was encumbered with the wounded and the slain. Some of the former were observed, from time to time, to raise themselves to gain a glimpse of the field, and sink back, most of them to die from the effusion of blood which poured from the terrific gashes inflicted by the claymore.

The two leaders, after letting their followers catch their breath for about ten minutes, lined up again, now down to nearly a third of their original numbers. They picked a spot closer to the river than where they had previously faced off, which was cluttered with the injured and the dead. From time to time, some of the injured were seen trying to raise themselves to get a look at the battlefield, only to collapse back down, most of them succumbing to the blood loss from the horrific wounds caused by the claymore.

Harry Smith was easily distinguished by his Lowland habit, as well as his remaining on the spot where they had first encountered, where he stood leaning on a sword beside a corpse, whose bonneted head, carried to ten yards’ distance from the body by the force of the blow which had swept it off, exhibited the oak leaf, the appropriate ornament of the bodyguard of Eachin MacIan. Since he slew this man, Henry had not struck a blow, but had contented himself with warding off many that were dealt at himself, and some which were aimed at the chief. MacGillie Chattanach became alarmed, when, having given the signal that his men should again draw together, he observed that his powerful recruit remained at a distance from the ranks, and showed little disposition to join them.

Harry Smith stood out with his Lowland attire, remaining in the spot where they first met, leaning on a sword next to a corpse. The head, which had been knocked ten yards away from the body by the force of the blow, still displayed the oak leaf, the emblem of Eachin MacIan's bodyguard. Since he killed this man, Henry hadn’t landed a single blow himself; he had only focused on blocking the many that came at him, along with some aimed at the chief. MacGillie Chattanach grew concerned when, after signaling his men to regroup, he noticed that his strong recruit was staying back from the ranks and showed little interest in joining them.

“What ails thee, man?” said the chief. “Can so strong a body have a mean and cowardly spirit? Come, and make in to the combat.”

“What’s wrong with you, man?” asked the chief. “How can such a strong body have a weak and cowardly spirit? Come on, let’s go into battle.”

“You as good as called me hireling but now,” replied Henry. “If I am such,” pointing to the headless corpse, “I have done enough for my day’s wage.”

“You basically called me a hired hand just now,” Henry replied. “If I am one,” he said, pointing to the headless corpse, “then I’ve done enough for my day’s pay.”

“He that serves me without counting his hours,” replied the chief, “I reward him without reckoning wages.”

“He who serves me without keeping track of the hours,” replied the chief, “I reward him without counting wages.”

“Then,” said the smith, “I fight as a volunteer, and in the post which best likes me.”

“Then,” said the blacksmith, “I’ll fight as a volunteer, and in the position that suits me best.”

“All that is at your own discretion,” replied MacGillis Chattanach, who saw the prudence of humouring an auxiliary of such promise.

“All that is up to you,” replied MacGillis Chattanach, who recognized the wisdom of accommodating such a promising ally.

“It is enough,” said Henry; and, shouldering his heavy weapon, he joined the rest of the combatants with alacrity, and placed himself opposite to the chief of the Clan Quhele.

“It’s enough,” said Henry; and, shouldering his heavy weapon, he quickly joined the rest of the fighters and positioned himself opposite the leader of the Clan Quhele.

It was then, for the first time, that Eachin showed some uncertainty. He had long looked up to Henry as the best combatant which Perth and its neighbourhood could bring into the lists. His hatred to him as a rival was mingled with recollection of the ease with which he had once, though unarmed, foiled his own sudden and desperate attack; and when he beheld him with his eyes fixed in his direction, the dripping sword in his hand, and obviously meditating an attack on him individually, his courage fell, and he gave symptoms of wavering, which did not escape his foster father.

It was then, for the first time, that Eachin showed some doubt. He had always looked up to Henry as the best fighter that Perth and the surrounding area could produce. His hatred for him as a rival mixed with the memory of how easily Henry had once thwarted his sudden and desperate attack, even while unarmed. As he saw Henry staring at him, sword dripping in his hand, clearly planning to attack him specifically, his courage wavered, and he started to show signs of hesitation, which did not go unnoticed by his foster father.

It was lucky for Eachin that Torquil was incapable, from the formation of his own temper, and that of those with whom he had lived, to conceive the idea of one of his own tribe, much less of his chief and foster son, being deficient in animal courage. Could he have imagined this, his grief and rage might have driven him to the fierce extremity of taking Eachin’s life, to save him from staining his honour. But his mind rejected the idea that his dault was a personal coward, as something which was monstrous and unnatural. That he was under the influence of enchantment was a solution which superstition had suggested, and he now anxiously, but in a whisper, demanded of Hector: “Does the spell now darken thy spirit, Eachin?”

It was fortunate for Eachin that Torquil was unable, due to his own temperament and that of those he had lived with, to imagine that anyone from his own tribe, let alone his chief and foster son, could be lacking in bravery. If he could have thought this, his grief and anger might have pushed him to the extreme of taking Eachin’s life to protect his honor. But he simply couldn't accept the notion that his dault was a personal coward; it seemed monstrous and unnatural to him. The idea that he was under some kind of enchantment was a notion suggested by superstition, and he now anxiously, though quietly, asked Hector: “Does the spell now cloud your spirit, Eachin?”

“Yes, wretch that I am,” answered the unhappy youth; “and yonder stands the fell enchanter!”

“Yes, what a miserable person I am,” answered the unhappy young man; “and over there stands the evil enchanter!”

“What!” exclaimed Torquil, “and you wear harness of his making? Norman, miserable boy, why brought you that accursed mail?”

“What!” shouted Torquil, “and you wear armor made by him? Norman, you miserable guy, why did you bring that cursed mail?”

“If my arrow has flown astray, I can but shoot my life after it,” answered Norman nan Ord. “Stand firm, you shall see me break the spell.”

“If my arrow has gone off course, I can only shoot my life after it,” replied Norman nan Ord. “Hold steady, and you'll see me break the spell.”

“Yes, stand firm,” said Torquil. “He may be a fell enchanter; but my own ear has heard, and my own tongue has told, that Eachin shall leave the battle whole, free, and unwounded; let us see the Saxon wizard who can gainsay that. He may be a strong man, but the fair forest of the oak shall fall, stock and bough, ere he lay a finger on my dault. Ring around him, my sons; bas air son Eachin!”

“Yes, hold your ground,” Torquil said. “He might be a wicked sorcerer, but I’ve heard it myself, and I’ve spoken it out loud, that Eachin will come out of this battle unharmed, free, and unscathed; let’s see the Saxon wizard who can dispute that. He may be powerful, but before he touches my son, the beautiful oak forest will come down, roots and branches. Surround him, my sons; fight for Eachin!”

The sons of Torquil shouted back the words, which signify, “Death for Hector.”

The sons of Torquil shouted back the words, which mean, “Death for Hector.”

Encouraged by their devotion, Eachin renewed his spirit, and called boldly to the minstrels of his clan, “Seid suas” that is, “Strike up.”

Encouraged by their loyalty, Eachin revived his spirit and shouted confidently to the minstrels of his clan, “Seid suas,” which means, “Start playing.”

The wild pibroch again sounded the onset; but the two parties approached each other more slowly than at first, as men who knew and respected each other’s valour. Henry Wynd, in his impatience to begin the contest, advanced before the Clan Chattan and signed to Eachin to come on. Norman, however, sprang forward to cover his foster brother, and there was a general, though momentary, pause, as if both parties were willing to obtain an omen of the fate of the day from the event of this duel. The Highlander advanced, with his large sword uplifted, as in act to strike; but, just as he came within sword’s length, he dropt the long and cumbrous weapon, leapt lightly over the smith’s sword, as he fetched a cut at him, drew his dagger, and, being thus within Henry’s guard, struck him with the weapon (his own gift) on the side of the throat, directing the blow downwards into the chest, and calling aloud, at the same time, “You taught me the stab!”

The wild pibroch again signaled the start; but the two groups moved toward each other more slowly than before, like men who respected each other's courage. Henry Wynd, eager to begin the fight, stepped ahead of Clan Chattan and signaled for Eachin to approach. Norman, however, rushed forward to protect his foster brother, and there was a brief pause as both sides seemed willing to take a clue about the day's outcome from this duel. The Highlander stepped forward with his large sword raised, ready to strike; but just as he got within sword's length, he dropped the heavy weapon, leaped over the smith’s sword as he swung at him, drew his dagger, and, now inside Henry’s guard, struck him with the weapon (a gift from Henry) on the side of the throat, angling the blow down into the chest, while shouting, “You taught me the stab!”

But Henry Wynd wore his own good hauberk, doubly defended with a lining of tempered steel. Had he been less surely armed, his combats had been ended for ever. Even as it was, he was slightly wounded.

But Henry Wynd wore his own good chainmail, reinforced with a lining of tempered steel. If he hadn't been so well-equipped, his battles would have been over forever. Even so, he was slightly injured.

“Fool!” he replied, striking Norman a blow with the pommel of his long sword, which made him stagger backwards, “you were taught the thrust, but not the parry”; and, fetching a blow at his antagonist, which cleft his skull through the steel cap, he strode over the lifeless body to engage the young chief, who now stood open before him.

“Fool!” he said, hitting Norman with the hilt of his long sword, causing him to stumble back. “You learned how to thrust, but not how to parry.” Then, he swung at his opponent, splitting his skull through the steel cap, and walked over the lifeless body to confront the young chief, who was now exposed before him.

But the sonorous voice of Torquil thundered out, “Far eil air son Eachin!” (Another for Hector!) and the two brethren who flanked their chief on each side thrust forward upon Henry, and, striking both at once, compelled him to keep the defensive.

But Torquil's booming voice rang out, “Another for Hector!” and the two brothers standing beside their leader charged at Henry, forcing him to defend himself against their simultaneous attacks.

“Forward, race of the tiger cat!” cried MacGillie Chattanach. “Save the brave Saxon; let these kites feel your talons!”

“Go ahead, race of the tiger cat!” shouted MacGillie Chattanach. “Save the brave Saxon; let these kites experience your claws!”

Already much wounded, the chief dragged himself up to the smith’s assistance, and cut down one of the leichtach, by whom he was assailed. Henry’s own good sword rid him of the other.

Already seriously injured, the chief pulled himself up to help the smith and took down one of the attackers who was coming at him. Henry's own trusty sword took care of the other one.

“Reist air son Eachin!” (Again for Hector!) shouted the faithful foster father.

“Shout it for Hector!” the loyal foster father exclaimed.

“Bas air son Eachin!” (Death for Hector!) answered two more of his devoted sons, and opposed themselves to the fury of the smith and those who had come to his aid; while Eachin, moving towards the left wing of the battle, sought less formidable adversaries, and again, by some show of valour, revived the sinking hopes of his followers. The two children of the oak, who had covered, this movement, shared the fate of their brethren; for the cry of the Clan Chattan chief had drawn to that part of the field some of his bravest warriors. The sons of Torquil did not fall unavenged, but left dreadful marks of their swords on the persons of the dead and living. But the necessity of keeping their most distinguished soldiers around the person of their chief told to disadvantage on the general event of the combat; and so few were now the number who remained fighting, that it was easy to see that the Clan Chattan had fifteen of their number left, though most of them wounded, and that of the Clan Quhele only about ten remained, of whom there were four of the chief’s bodyguard, including Torquil himself.

“Death for Hector!” shouted two more of his loyal sons, as they stood against the rage of the smith and his allies. Meanwhile, Eachin moved to the left side of the battle, looking for less challenging opponents, and by showing some bravery, lifted the fading spirits of his followers. The two sons of the oak, who had covered this movement, met the same fate as their brothers, as the call from the Clan Chattan leader had attracted some of his bravest warriors to that part of the battlefield. The sons of Torquil didn't die without revenge, leaving horrible marks from their swords on the bodies of the fallen and the living. However, the need to keep their most prominent soldiers close to their leader negatively impacted the overall outcome of the fight; with so few left still battling, it was clear that the Clan Chattan had only fifteen members remaining, most of them injured, while only about ten of the Clan Quhele were left, including four from the chief's bodyguard, Torquil among them.

They fought and struggled on, however, and as their strength decayed, their fury seemed to increase. Henry Wynd, now wounded in many places, was still bent on breaking through, or exterminating, the band of bold hearts who continued to fight around the object of his animosity. But still the father’s shout of “Another for Hector!” was cheerfully answered by the fatal countersign, “Death for Hector!” and though the Clan Quhele were now outnumbered, the combat seemed still dubious. It was bodily lassitude alone that again compelled them to another pause.

They kept fighting hard, and as they grew weaker, their anger seemed to grow stronger. Henry Wynd, now injured in several places, was still determined to break through or wipe out the brave group continuing to fight for someone he hated. But the father's call of “Another for Hector!” was met with the grim reply, “Death for Hector!” Even though Clan Quhele was outnumbered, the outcome of the battle still seemed uncertain. It was only their physical exhaustion that forced them to pause once more.

The Clan Chattan were then observed to be twelve in number, but two or three were scarce able to stand without leaning on their swords. Five were left of the Clan Quhele; Torquil and his youngest son were of the number, both slightly wounded. Eachin alone had, from the vigilance used to intercept all blows levelled against his person, escaped without injury. The rage of both parties had sunk, through exhaustion, into sullen desperation. They walked staggering, as if in their sleep, through the carcasses of the slain, and gazed on them, as if again to animate their hatred towards their surviving enemies by viewing the friends they had lost.

The Clan Chattan was seen to have twelve members left, but two or three could barely stand without leaning on their swords. There were five remaining from the Clan Quhele; Torquil and his youngest son were among them, both slightly injured. Only Eachin had managed to avoid injury thanks to his vigilance in dodging any blows aimed at him. The anger of both sides had faded into a sullen desperation due to exhaustion. They stumbled through the bodies of the fallen as if in a daze, staring at them in an attempt to reignite their hatred for their surviving enemies by recalling the friends they had lost.

The multitude soon after beheld the survivors of the desperate conflict drawing together to renew the exterminating feud on the banks of the river, as the spot least slippery with blood, and less encumbered with the bodies of the slain.

The crowd soon saw the survivors of the fierce battle gathering to continue their deadly feud by the river, as it was the area least stained with blood and less obstructed by the bodies of the fallen.

“For God’s sake—for the sake of the mercy which we daily pray for,” said the kind hearted old King to the Duke of Albany, “let this be ended! Wherefore should these wretched rags and remnants of humanity be suffered to complete their butchery? Surely they will now be ruled, and accept of peace on moderate terms?”

“For God’s sake—for the sake of the mercy we pray for every day,” said the kind-hearted old King to the Duke of Albany, “let’s put an end to this! Why should we allow these pitiful remnants of humanity to continue their slaughter? Surely they will now be open to being governed and will accept peace on reasonable terms?”

“Compose yourself, my liege,” said his brother. “These men are the pest of the Lowlands. Both chiefs are still living; if they go back unharmed, the whole day’s work is cast away. Remember your promise to the council, that you would not cry ‘hold.’”

“Calm down, my lord,” said his brother. “These guys are a menace in the Lowlands. Both leaders are still alive; if they return unscathed, everything we achieved today will be pointless. Don’t forget your promise to the council that you wouldn’t retreat.”

“You compel me to a great crime, Albany, both as a king, who should protect his subjects, and as a Christian man, who respects the brother of his faith.”

“You force me into a terrible situation, Albany, both as a king who should protect his people and as a Christian man who honors the brotherhood of his faith.”

“You judge wrong, my lord,” said the Duke: “these are not loving subjects, but disobedient rebels, as my Lord of Crawford can bear witness; and they are still less Christian men, for the prior of the Dominicans will vouch for me that they are more than half heathen.”

“You're mistaken, my lord,” said the Duke. “These are not loyal subjects, but unruly rebels, as my Lord of Crawford can confirm; and they are even less Christian men, for the prior of the Dominicans will back me up that they are more than half heathen.”

The King sighed deeply. “You must work your pleasure, and are too wise for me to contend with. I can but turn away and shut my eyes from the sights and sounds of a carnage which makes me sicken. But well I know that God will punish me even for witnessing this waste of human life.”

The King let out a deep sigh. “You have to follow your desires, and you’re too smart for me to argue with. I can only turn away and close my eyes to the sights and sounds of this slaughter that makes me feel sick. But I know for sure that God will punish me just for seeing this destruction of human life.”

“Sound, trumpets,” said Albany; “their wounds will stiffen if they dally longer.”

“Sound the trumpets,” said Albany; “their wounds will stiffen if they wait any longer.”

While this was passing, Torquil was embracing and encouraging his young chief.

While this was happening, Torquil was hugging and supporting his young chief.

“Resist the witchcraft but a few minutes longer! Be of good cheer, you will come off without either scar or scratch, wem or wound. Be of good cheer!”

“Just hold off the witchcraft for a few more minutes! Stay positive, you’ll come out of this without any scars or scratches, blemishes or wounds. Stay positive!”

“How can I be of good cheer,” said Eachin, “while my brave kinsmen have one by one died at my feet—died all for me, who could never deserve the least of their kindness?”

“How can I be in good spirits,” said Eachin, “when my brave relatives have died one after another at my feet—each one dying for me, who could never deserve even the slightest of their kindness?”

“And for what were they born, save to die for their chief?” said Torquil, composedly. “Why lament that the arrow returns not to the quiver, providing it hit the mark? Cheer up yet. Here are Tormot and I but little hurt, while the wildcats drag themselves through the plain as if they were half throttled by the terriers. Yet one brave stand, and the day shall be your own, though it may well be that you alone remain alive. Minstrels, sound the gathering.”

“And what were they born for, if not to die for their leader?” said Torquil calmly. “Why mourn that the arrow doesn't return to the quiver, as long as it struck the target? Stay positive. Tormot and I are mostly uninjured, while the wildcats crawl across the plain as if they’re half-choked by the terriers. Just hold your ground bravely, and the day will be yours, even if it turns out that you’re the only one left alive. Minstrels, sound the call to gather.”

The pipers on both sides blew their charge, and the combatants again mingled in battle, not indeed with the same strength, but with unabated inveteracy. They were joined by those whose duty it was to have remained neuter, but who now found themselves unable to do so. The two old champions who bore the standards had gradually advanced from the extremity of the lists, and now approached close to the immediate scene of action. When they beheld the carnage more nearly, they were mutually impelled by the desire to revenge their brethren, or not to survive them. They attacked each other furiously with the lances to which the standards were attached, closed after exchanging several deadly thrusts, then grappled in close strife, still holding their banners, until at length, in the eagerness of their conflict, they fell together into the Tay, and were found drowned after the combat, closely locked in each other’s arms. The fury of battle, the frenzy of rage and despair, infected next the minstrels. The two pipers, who, during the conflict, had done their utmost to keep up the spirits of their brethren, now saw the dispute well nigh terminated for want of men to support it. They threw down their instruments, rushed desperately upon each other with their daggers, and each being more intent on despatching his opponent than in defending himself, the piper of Clan Quhele was almost instantly slain and he of Clan Chattan mortally wounded. The last, nevertheless, again grasped his instrument, and the pibroch of the clan yet poured its expiring notes over the Clan Chattan, while the dying minstrel had breath to inspire it. The instrument which he used, or at least that part of it called the chanter, is preserved in the family of a Highland chief to this day, and is much honoured under the name of the federan dhu, or, “black chanter.”’

The pipers on both sides played their tunes, and the fighters once again mixed it up in battle, not with the same strength, but with relentless determination. Others who were supposed to stay neutral found themselves unable to do so. The two old champions carrying the banners had gradually moved from the edge of the arena and were now close to the heart of the action. When they saw the carnage up close, they were driven by the desire to avenge their comrades or not to survive them. They attacked each other fiercely with the lances attached to their banners, clashed after exchanging several deadly thrusts, and then grappled in close combat, still holding their flags, until, in their eagerness to fight, they both fell into the Tay and were found drowned, locked in each other’s arms. The fury of battle, the frenzy of rage and despair, spread to the minstrels next. The two pipers, who had done their best to lift the spirits of their comrades during the fight, now saw the conflict nearly end due to the lack of men to support it. They dropped their instruments and rushed at each other desperately with their daggers, each more focused on killing his opponent than on defending himself. The piper from Clan Quhele was quickly killed, and the one from Clan Chattan was mortally wounded. However, the latter once again grabbed his instrument, and the pibroch of the clan continued to play its fading notes for Clan Chattan while the dying piper still had breath. The instrument he used, or at least the part of it called the chanter, is still preserved in the family of a Highland chief today and is highly esteemed, known as the federan dhu, or “black chanter.”

Meanwhile, in the final charge, young Tormot, devoted, like his brethren, by his father Torquil to the protection of his chief, had been mortally wounded by the unsparing sword of the smith. The other two remaining of the Clan Quhele had also fallen, and Torquil, with his foster son and the wounded Tormot, forced to retreat before eight or ten of the Clan Chattan, made a stand on the bank of the river, while their enemies were making such exertions as their wounds would permit to come up with them. Torquil had just reached the spot where he had resolved to make the stand, when the young Tormot dropped and expired. His death drew from his father the first and only sigh which he had breathed throughout the eventful day.

Meanwhile, in the final charge, young Tormot, devoted like his brothers, given by his father Torquil to protect their chief, had been fatally wounded by the relentless sword of the blacksmith. The other two remaining members of the Clan Quhele had also fallen, and Torquil, with his adopted son and the injured Tormot, was forced to retreat before eight or ten members of the Clan Chattan. They made a stand on the riverbank while their enemies struggled to catch up as best as their injuries allowed. Torquil had just reached the place where he decided to make their stand when young Tormot collapsed and died. His death drew the first and only sigh from his father throughout the entire eventful day.

“My son Tormot!” he said, “my youngest and dearest! But if I save Hector, I save all. Now, my darling dault, I have done for thee all that man may, excepting the last. Let me undo the clasps of that ill omened armour, and do thou put on that of Tormot; it is light, and will fit thee well. While you do so, I will rush on these crippled men, and make what play with them I can. I trust I shall have but little to do, for they are following each other like disabled steers. At least, darling of my soul, if I am unable to save thee, I can show thee how a man should die.”

“My son Tormot!” he said, “my youngest and dearest! But if I save Hector, I save everyone. Now, my sweet child, I have done everything a man can do for you, except the last thing. Let me unfasten the clasps of that cursed armor, and you put on Tormot’s; it's light and will fit you well. While you do that, I will charge at these injured men and do what I can. I expect I won't have to do much, as they're moving like crippled cattle. At least, my beloved, if I can't save you, I can show you how a man should face death.”

While Torquil thus spoke, he unloosed the clasps of the young chief’s hauberk, in the simple belief that he could thus break the meshes which fear and necromancy had twined about his heart.

While Torquil spoke this way, he unfastened the clasps of the young chief’s hauberk, believing that by doing so he could break the bonds that fear and dark magic had wrapped around his heart.

“My father—my father—my more than parent,” said the unhappy Eachin, “stay with me! With you by my side, I feel I can fight to the last.”

“My father—my father—my more than parent,” said the unhappy Eachin, “stay with me! With you by my side, I feel I can fight to the end.”

“It is impossible,” said Torquil. “I will stop them coming up, while you put on the hauberk. God eternally bless thee, beloved of my soul!”

“It’s impossible,” said Torquil. “I’ll hold them off while you put on the hauberk. God bless you forever, my dear!”

And then, brandishing his sword, Torquil of the Oak rushed forward with the same fatal war cry which had so often sounded over that bloody field, “Bas air son Eachin!” The words rung three times in a voice of thunder; and each time that he cried his war shout he struck down one of the Clan Chattan as he met them successively straggling towards him.

And then, swinging his sword, Torquil of the Oak rushed forward with the same deadly battle cry that had echoed over that bloody field many times before, “Bas air son Eachin!” The words rang out three times in a thunderous voice; and each time he shouted his war cry, he struck down a member of Clan Chattan as they stumbled toward him one by one.

“Brave battle, hawk—well flown, falcon!” exclaimed the multitude, as they witnessed exertions which seemed, even at this last hour, to threaten a change of the fortunes of the day. Suddenly these cries were hushed into silence, and succeeded by a clashing of swords so dreadful, as if the whole conflict had recommenced in the person of Henry Wynd and Torquil of the Oak. They cut, foined, hewed, and thrust as if they had drawn their blades for the first time that day; and their inveteracy was mutual, for Torquil recognised the foul wizard who, as he supposed, had cast a spell over his child; and Henry saw before him the giant who, during the whole conflict, had interrupted the purpose for which alone he had joined the combatants—that of engaging in single combat with Hector. They fought with an equality which, perhaps, would not have existed, had not Henry, more wounded than his antagonist, been somewhat deprived of his usual agility.

“Brave battle, hawk—well flown, falcon!” shouted the crowd, as they watched efforts that seemed, even at this last moment, to threaten a shift in the outcome of the day. Suddenly, these cheers fell silent, replaced by the terrifying clash of swords, as if the entire fight had restarted with Henry Wynd and Torquil of the Oak. They slashed, lunged, chopped, and thrust as if they had just drawn their blades for the first time that day; their mutual anger was intense since Torquil recognized the foul wizard who he believed had cursed his child, while Henry saw before him the giant who had disrupted the very reason he joined the battle—facing Hector in one-on-one combat. They fought with a balance that might not have existed if Henry, more injured than his opponent, hadn’t lost some of his usual agility.

Meanwhile Eachin, finding himself alone, after a disorderly and vain attempt to put on his foster brother’s harness, became animated by an emotion of shame and despair, and hurried forward to support his foster father in the terrible struggle, ere some other of the Clan Chattan should come up. When he was within five yards, and sternly determined to take his share in the death fight, his foster father fell, cleft from the collarbone well nigh to the heart, and murmuring with his last breath, “Bas air son Eachin!” The unfortunate youth saw the fall of his last friend, and at the same moment beheld the deadly enemy who had hunted him through the whole field standing within sword’s point of him, and brandishing the huge weapon which had hewed its way to his life through so many obstacles. Perhaps this was enough to bring his constitutional timidity to its highest point; or perhaps he recollected at the same moment that he was without defensive armour, and that a line of enemies, halting indeed and crippled, but eager for revenge and blood, were closely approaching. It is enough to say, that his heart sickened, his eyes darkened, his ears tingled, his brain turned giddy, all other considerations were lost in the apprehension of instant death; and, drawing one ineffectual blow at the smith, he avoided that which was aimed at him in return by bounding backward; and, ere the former could recover his weapon, Eachin had plunged into the stream of the Tay. A roar of contumely pursued him as he swam across the river, although, perhaps, not a dozen of those who joined in it would have behaved otherwise in the like circumstances. Henry looked after the fugitive in silence and surprise, but could not speculate on the consequences of his flight, on account of the faintness which seemed to overpower him as soon as the animation of the contest had subsided. He sat down on the grassy bank, and endeavoured to stanch such of his wounds as were pouring fastest.

Meanwhile, Eachin, finding himself alone after a chaotic and pointless attempt to put on his foster brother’s armor, was filled with a mix of shame and despair. He rushed forward to support his foster father in the brutal fight before any other members of Clan Chattan arrived. When he was within five yards, resolutely determined to join in the battle, his foster father fell, cut from the collarbone nearly to the heart, murmuring with his last breath, “Bas air son Eachin!” The unfortunate young man witnessed the collapse of his last friend and at that moment saw the deadly enemy who had hunted him throughout the field, standing within striking distance and wielding the massive weapon that had cut its way through so many obstacles to claim his life. This might have pushed his natural timidity to its peak; or perhaps he suddenly remembered that he was unarmored, and that a line of enemies, though halted and injured, were closing in, eager for revenge and blood. It suffices to say that his heart sank, his vision blurred, his ears rang, his mind spun, and all other thoughts vanished in the fear of imminent death. He swung his weapon weakly at the blacksmith, dodging the counterattack by leaping backward. Before the blacksmith could regain his weapon, Eachin had jumped into the Tay river. A chorus of mockery followed him as he swam across, although arguably not a dozen of those shouting would have acted any differently in the same situation. Henry watched the fleeing man in silence and shock but couldn't ponder the implications of his escape due to the wave of weakness that washed over him as the adrenaline from the fight faded. He sat down on the grassy bank, trying to stem the flow of blood from his most serious wounds.

The victors had the general meed of gratulation. The Duke of Albany and others went down to survey the field; and Henry Wynd was honoured with particular notice.

The winners received general congratulations. The Duke of Albany and others went to check out the battlefield; and Henry Wynd was given special recognition.

“If thou wilt follow me, good fellow,” said the Black Douglas, “I will change thy leathern apron for a knight’s girdle, and thy burgage tenement for an hundred pound land to maintain thy rank withal.”

“If you want to follow me, good man,” said the Black Douglas, “I will trade your leather apron for a knight’s belt, and your small property for land worth a hundred pounds to support your status.”

“I thank you humbly, my lord,” said the smith, dejectedly, “but I have shed blood enough already, and Heaven has punished me by foiling the only purpose for which I entered the combat.”

“I humbly thank you, my lord,” said the smith, feeling downcast, “but I’ve already spilled enough blood, and Heaven has punished me by ruining the one reason I went into battle.”

“How, friend?” said Douglas. “Didst thou not fight for the Clan Chattan, and have they not gained a glorious conquest?”

“How, my friend?” said Douglas. “Didn’t you fight for Clan Chattan, and didn’t they achieve a glorious victory?”

“I fought for my own hand,” [meaning, I did such a thing for my own pleasure, not for your profit] said the smith, indifferently; and the expression is still proverbial in Scotland.

“I fought for my own hand,” [meaning, I did that for my own enjoyment, not for your benefit] said the smith, casually; and the saying is still common in Scotland.

The good King Robert now came up on an ambling palfrey, having entered the barriers for the purpose of causing the wounded to be looked after.

The good King Robert now approached on a gentle horse, having entered the arena to ensure that the injured were taken care of.

“My lord of Douglas,” he said, “you vex the poor man with temporal matters when it seems he may have short timer to consider those that are spiritual. Has he no friends here who will bear him where his bodily wounds and the health of his soul may be both cared for?”

“Lord Douglas,” he said, “you're bothering the poor man with earthly concerns when it seems he might not have much time left to think about spiritual matters. Does he have no friends here to take him where both his physical wounds and his soul can be healed?”

“He hath as many friends as there are good men in Perth,” said Sir Patrick Charteris, “and I esteem myself one of the closest.”

“He has as many friends as there are good people in Perth,” said Sir Patrick Charteris, “and I consider myself one of the closest.”

“A churl will savour of churl’s kind,” said the haughty Douglas, turning his horse aside; “the proffer of knighthood from the sword of Douglas had recalled him from death’s door, had there been a drop of gentle blood in his body.”

“A rude person will show their true colors,” said the proud Douglas, turning his horse aside; “the offer of knighthood from the sword of Douglas would have brought him back from death’s door, if there had been even a drop of noble blood in his body.”

Disregarding the taunt of the mighty earl, the Knight of Kinfauns dismounted to take Henry in his arms, as he now sunk back from very faintness. But he was prevented by Simon Glover, who, with other burgesses of consideration, had now entered the barrace.

Disregarding the taunt of the powerful earl, the Knight of Kinfauns dismounted to take Henry in his arms, as he was now collapsing from extreme weakness. But he was stopped by Simon Glover, who, along with other important townspeople, had now entered the hall.

“Henry, my beloved son Henry!” said the old man. “Oh, what tempted you to this fatal affray? Dying—speechless?”

“Henry, my dear son Henry!” said the old man. “Oh, what led you to this deadly fight? Dying—silenced?”

“No—not speechless,” said Henry. “Catharine—” He could utter no more.

“No—not speechless,” Henry said. “Catharine—” He couldn’t say anything else.

“Catharine is well, I trust, and shall be thine—that is, if—”

“Catharine is doing well, I hope, and will be yours—that is, if—”

“If she be safe, thou wouldst say, old man,” said the Douglas, who, though something affronted at Henry’s rejection of his offer, was too magnanimous not to interest himself in what was passing. “She is safe, if Douglas’s banner can protect her—safe, and shall be rich. Douglas can give wealth to those who value it more than honour.”

“If she’s safe, you would say, old man,” said the Douglas, who, although a bit offended by Henry’s rejection of his offer, was too generous not to care about what was happening. “She is safe, if Douglas’s banner can protect her—safe, and she will be wealthy. Douglas can offer riches to those who value it more than honor.”

“For her safety, my lord, let the heartfelt thanks and blessings of a father go with the noble Douglas. For wealth, we are rich enough. Gold cannot restore my beloved son.”

“For her safety, my lord, let the sincere thanks and blessings of a father accompany the noble Douglas. When it comes to wealth, we have more than enough. Gold cannot bring back my beloved son.”

“A marvel!” said the Earl: “a churl refuses nobility, a citizen despises gold!”

“Amazing!” said the Earl. “A peasant rejects nobility, a citizen looks down on gold!”

“Under your lordship’s favour,” said Sir Patrick, “I, who am knight and noble, take license to say, that such a brave man as Henry Wynd may reject honourable titles, such an honest man as this reverend citizen may dispense with gold.”

“Thanks to your lordship’s favor,” said Sir Patrick, “I, a knight and nobleman, feel free to say that a brave man like Henry Wynd might turn down honorable titles, and an honest man like this respected citizen might do without wealth.”

“You do well, Sir Patrick, to speak for your town, and I take no offence,” said the Douglas. “I force my bounty on no one. But,” he added, in a whisper to Albany, “your Grace must withdraw the King from this bloody sight, for he must know that tonight which will ring over broad Scotland when tomorrow dawns. This feud is ended. Yet even I grieve that so many brave Scottishmen lie here slain, whose brands might have decided a pitched field in their country’s cause.”

“You're right, Sir Patrick, to speak up for your town, and I’m not offended,” said the Douglas. “I don’t impose my generosity on anyone. But,” he added, whispering to Albany, “you need to get the King away from this bloody scene, because he has to know something tonight that will echo across all of Scotland by tomorrow morning. This feud is over. Still, I regret that so many brave Scots are lying here dead, whose battle skills could have turned the tide in their country’s fight.”

With dignity King Robert was withdrawn from the field, the tears running down his aged cheeks and white beard, as he conjured all around him, nobles and priests, that care should be taken for the bodies and souls of the few wounded survivors, and honourable burial rendered to the slain. The priests who were present answered zealously for both services, and redeemed their pledge faithfully and piously.

With dignity, King Robert was led off the battlefield, tears streaming down his aged cheeks and white beard, as he urged everyone around him—nobles and priests—to care for the bodies and souls of the few wounded survivors and to give an honorable burial to the slain. The priests present eagerly committed to both services, fulfilling their promise faithfully and reverently.

Thus ended this celebrated conflict of the North Inch of Perth. Of sixty-four brave men (the minstrels and standard bearers included) who strode manfully to the fatal field, seven alone survived, who were conveyed from thence in litters, in a case little different from the dead and dying around them, and mingled with them in the sad procession which conveyed them from the scene of their strife. Eachin alone had left it void of wounds and void of honour.

Thus ended this famous battle at the North Inch of Perth. Out of sixty-four brave men (including the minstrels and standard bearers) who marched courageously to the deadly field, only seven survived. They were carried away in litters, their situation hardly different from the dead and dying around them, and joined them in the sorrowful procession that took them away from the site of their struggle. Only Eachin left the battlefield unscathed and without honor.

It remains but to say, that not a man of the Clan Quhele survived the bloody combat except the fugitive chief; and the consequence of the defeat was the dissolution of their confederacy. The clans of which it consisted are now only matter of conjecture to the antiquary, for, after this eventful contest, they never assembled under the same banner. The Clan Chattan, on the other hand, continued to increase and flourish; and the best families of the Northern Highlands boast their descent from the race of the Cat a Mountain.

It should be noted that no member of the Clan Quhele survived the bloody battle except for the fleeing chief, and the result of their defeat was the breakup of their alliance. The clans that made up this group are now just a topic of speculation for historians, as after this significant conflict, they never united under the same banner again. Meanwhile, the Clan Chattan continued to grow and thrive, with the finest families of the Northern Highlands proudly tracing their lineage back to the race of the Cat a Mountain.





CHAPTER XXXV.

While the King rode slowly back to the convent which he then occupied, Albany, with a discomposed aspect and faltering voice, asked the Earl of Douglas: “Will not your lordship, who saw this most melancholy scene at Falkland, communicate the tidings to my unhappy brother?”

While the King rode slowly back to the convent he was staying in, Albany, looking unsettled and speaking hesitantly, asked the Earl of Douglas: “Will you please tell my unfortunate brother the news, since you witnessed this very sad scene at Falkland?”

“Not for broad Scotland,” said the Douglas. “I would sooner bare my breast, within flight shot, as a butt to an hundred Tynedale bowmen. No, by St. Bride of Douglas! I could but say I saw the ill fated youth dead. How he came by his death, your Grace can perhaps better explain. Were it not for the rebellion of March and the English war, I would speak my own mind of it.”

“Not for all of Scotland,” said Douglas. “I’d rather show my bare chest, within shooting range, as a target for a hundred Tynedale archers. No, by St. Bride of Douglas! I can only say I saw the doomed youth dead. How he met his end, Your Grace can probably explain better. If it weren't for the rebellion in March and the English war, I would share my true thoughts about it.”

So saying, and making his obeisance to the King, the Earl rode off to his own lodgings, leaving Albany to tell his tale as he best could.

So saying, and bowing to the King, the Earl rode off to his own place, leaving Albany to explain his story as best as he could.

“The rebellion and the English war!” said the Duke to himself. “Ay, and thine own interest, haughty earl, which, imperious as thou art, thou darest not separate from mine. Well, since the task falls on me, I must and will discharge it.”

“The rebellion and the English war!” the Duke said to himself. “Yeah, and your own interest, proud earl, which, as commanding as you are, you wouldn't dare separate from mine. Well, since it's up to me, I will take on this responsibility.”

He followed the King into his apartment. The King looked at him with surprise after he had assumed his usual seat.

He followed the King into his room. The King looked at him in surprise after he took his usual seat.

“Thy countenance is ghastly, Robin,” said the King. “I would thou wouldst think more deeply when blood is to be spilled, since its consequences affect thee so powerfully. And yet, Robin, I love thee the better that thy kind nature will sometimes show itself, even through thy reflecting policy.”

“Your face looks terrible, Robin,” said the King. “I wish you would think more carefully when it comes to spilling blood, because its consequences affect you so strongly. And yet, Robin, I love you even more because your kind nature sometimes shines through, even amidst your cautious thinking.”

“I would to Heaven, my royal brother,” said Albany, with a voice half choked, “that the bloody field we have seen were the worst we had to see or hear of this day. I should waste little sorrow on the wild kerne who lie piled on it like carrion. But—” he paused.

“I wish to Heaven, my royal brother,” said Albany, his voice half choked, “that the bloody battlefield we’ve just witnessed was the worst we had to see or hear about today. I wouldn’t feel much sorrow for the wild fighters lying there like scavengers. But—” he paused.

“How!” exclaimed the King, in terror. “What new evil? Rothsay? It must be—it is Rothsay! Speak out! What new folly has been done? What fresh mischance?”

“How!” the King shouted, terrified. “What new disaster? Rothsay? It has to be—it is Rothsay! Speak up! What new mistake has been made? What fresh misfortune?”

“My lord—my liege, folly and mischance are now ended with my hapless nephew.”

"My lord—my liege, foolishness and bad luck have now come to an end with my unfortunate nephew."

“He is dead!—he is dead!” screamed the agonized parent. “Albany, as thy brother, I conjure thee! But no, I am thy brother no longer. As thy king, dark and subtle man, I charge thee to tell the worst.”

“He's dead!—he's dead!” screamed the distraught parent. “Albany, as your brother, I beg you! But no, I'm not your brother anymore. As your king, dark and cunning man, I command you to tell me the worst.”

Albany faltered out: “The details are but imperfectly known to me; but the certainty is, that my unhappy nephew was found dead in his apartment last night from sudden illness—as I have heard.”

Albany hesitated and said, “I don’t know all the details completely; but what I do know for sure is that my poor nephew was found dead in his apartment last night due to a sudden illness—at least that’s what I’ve heard.”

“Oh, Rothsay!—Oh, my beloved David! Would to God I had died for thee, my son—my son!”

“Oh, Rothsay! Oh, my dear David! I wish to God I had died for you, my son—my son!”

So spoke, in the emphatic words of Scripture, the helpless and bereft father, tearing his grey beard and hoary hair, while Albany, speechless and conscience struck, did not venture to interrupt the tempest of his grief. But the agony of the King’s sorrow almost instantly changed to fury—a mood so contrary to the gentleness and timidity of his nature, that the remorse of Albany was drowned in his fear.

So said, in the powerful words of Scripture, the helpless and grief-stricken father, ripping at his gray beard and white hair, while Albany, speechless and filled with guilt, didn’t dare to interrupt the storm of his sorrow. But the King’s deep sadness quickly shifted to rage—a mood so opposite to his usual gentleness and shyness, that Albany’s remorse was overwhelmed by his fear.

“And this is the end,” said the King, “of thy moral saws and religious maxims! But the besotted father who gave the son into thy hands—who gave the innocent lamb to the butcher—is a king, and thou shalt know it to thy cost. Shall the murderer stand in presence of his brother—stained with the blood of that brother’s son? No! What ho, without there!—MacLouis!—Brandanes! Treachery! Murder! Take arms, if you love the Stuart!”

“And this is the end,” said the King, “of your moral clichés and religious sayings! But the foolish father who handed his son over to you—who gave the innocent lamb to the butcher—is a king, and you’ll realize that the hard way. Should the murderer stand before his brother—tainted by the blood of that brother’s son? No! Hey, out there!—MacLouis!—Brandanes! Betrayal! Murder! Arm yourselves, if you care about the Stuart!”

MacLouis, with several of the guards, rushed into the apartment.

MacLouis, along with several guards, rushed into the apartment.

“Murder and treason!” exclaimed the miserable King. “Brandanes, your noble Prince—” Here his grief and agitation interrupted for a moment the fatal information it was his object to convey. At length he resumed his broken speech: “An axe and a block instantly into the courtyard! Arrest—” The word choked his utterance.

“Murder and treason!” shouted the distressed King. “Brandanes, your noble Prince—” Here, his sorrow and turmoil momentarily interrupted the terrible news he was trying to deliver. Finally, he continued his fragmented words: “An axe and a block immediately into the courtyard! Arrest—” The word caught in his throat.

“Arrest whom, my noble liege?” said MacLouis, who, observing the King influenced by a tide of passion so different from the gentleness of his ordinary demeanour, almost conjectured that his brain had been disturbed by the unusual horrors of the combat he had witnessed.

“Arrest who, my noble king?” said MacLouis, who, noticing the King swayed by a wave of emotion so unlike his usual calm demeanor, nearly guessed that his mind had been unsettled by the unusual horrors of the battle he had seen.

“Whom shall I arrest, my liege?” he replied. “Here is none but your Grace’s royal brother of Albany.”

“Who should I arrest, my lord?” he replied. “There’s no one here except your Grace’s royal brother of Albany.”

“Most true,” said the King, his brief fit of vindictive passion soon dying away. “Most true—none but Albany—none but my parent’s child—none but my brother. O God, enable me to quell the sinful passion which glows in this bosom. Sancta Maria, ora pro nobis!”

“Most true,” said the King, his brief moment of angry passion quickly fading away. “Most true—only Albany—only my parent's child—only my brother. O God, help me control the sinful passion that burns in my chest. Saint Mary, pray for us!”

MacLouis cast a look of wonder towards the Duke of Albany, who endeavoured to hide his confusion under an affectation of deep sympathy, and muttered to the officer: “The great misfortune has been too much for his understanding.”

MacLouis looked at the Duke of Albany in amazement, who tried to mask his confusion with a feigned expression of deep sympathy and murmured to the officer, “This great misfortune has been too much for his understanding.”

“What misfortune, please your Grace?” replied MacLouis. “I have heard of none.”

“What misfortune, Your Grace?” replied MacLouis. “I haven't heard of any.”

“How! not heard of the death of my nephew Rothsay?”

“How! You haven't heard about my nephew Rothsay's death?”

“The Duke of Rothsay dead, my Lord of Albany?” exclaimed the faithful Brandane, with the utmost horror and astonishment. “When, how, and where?”

“The Duke of Rothsay is dead, my Lord of Albany?” exclaimed the loyal Brandane with complete horror and shock. “When, how, and where?”

“Two days since—the manner as yet unknown—at Falkland.”

“Two days ago—how it happened is still unknown—at Falkland.”

MacLouis gazed at the Duke for an instant; then, with a kindling eye and determined look, said to the King, who seemed deeply engaged in his mental devotion: “My liege! a minute or two since you left a word—one word—unspoken. Let it pass your lips, and your pleasure is law to your Brandanes!”

MacLouis looked at the Duke for a moment; then, with a bright eye and a determined expression, said to the King, who appeared to be deep in thought: “My liege! A minute or two ago, you left a word—just one word—unspoken. Say it, and your wish is law to your Brandanes!”

“I was praying against temptation, MacLouis,” said the heart broken King, “and you bring it to me. Would you arm a madman with a drawn weapon? But oh, Albany! my friend—my brother—my bosom counsellor—how—how camest thou by the heart to do this?”

“I was praying against temptation, MacLouis,” said the heartbroken King, “and you bring it to me. Would you give a madman a loaded weapon? But oh, Albany! my friend—my brother—my close advisor—how—how could you have the heart to do this?”

Albany, seeing that the King’s mood was softening, replied with more firmness than before: “My castle has no barrier against the power of death. I have not deserved the foul suspicions which your Majesty’s words imply. I pardon them, from the distraction of a bereaved father. But I am willing to swear by cross and altar, by my share in salvation, by the souls of our royal parents—”

Albany, noticing that the King's mood was lightening up, responded with more confidence than before: “My castle can't protect me from the power of death. I haven't earned the nasty doubts that your Majesty's words suggest. I forgive them, understanding that they come from a distraught father. But I am ready to swear on the cross and altar, on my share in salvation, and on the souls of our royal parents—”

“Be silent, Robert!” said the King: “add not perjury to murder. And was this all done to gain a step nearer to a crown and sceptre? Take them to thee at once, man; and mayst thou feel as I have done, that they are both of red hot iron! Oh, Rothsay—Rothsay! thou hast at least escaped being a king!”

“Be quiet, Robert!” said the King. “Don’t add lying to murder. Was all this just to get closer to a crown and scepter? Take them for yourself right now, man; and may you feel, as I have, that they are both made of red-hot iron! Oh, Rothsay—Rothsay! at least you’ve escaped being a king!”

“My liege,” said MacLouis, “let me remind you that the crown and sceptre of Scotland are, when your Majesty ceases to bear them, the right of Prince James, who succeeds to his brother’s rights.”

“My lord,” said MacLouis, “let me remind you that the crown and scepter of Scotland are, when you no longer wear them, the rightful possession of Prince James, who inherits his brother’s rights.”

“True, MacLouis,” said the King, eagerly, “and will succeed, poor child, to his brother’s perils! Thanks, MacLouis—thanks. You have reminded me that I have still work upon earth. Get thy Brandanes under arms with what speed thou canst. Let no man go with us whose truth is not known to thee. None in especial who has trafficked with the Duke of Albany—that man, I mean, who calls himself my brother—and order my litter to be instantly prepared. We will to Dunbarton, MacLouis, or to Bute. Precipices, and tides, and my Brandanes’ hearts shall defend the child till we can put oceans betwixt him and his cruel uncle’s ambition. Farewell, Robert of Albany—farewell for ever, thou hard hearted, bloody man! Enjoy such share of power as the Douglas may permit thee. But seek not to see my face again, far less to approach my remaining child; for, that hour thou dost, my guards shall have orders to stab thee down with their partizans! MacLouis, look it be so directed.”

“True, MacLouis,” said the King eagerly, “and the poor child will face his brother’s dangers! Thanks, MacLouis—thanks. You’ve reminded me that I still have work to do on this earth. Get the Brandanes ready quickly. Let no one join us whose loyalty you don't know. Especially not anyone who has dealt with the Duke of Albany—that man who claims to be my brother—and have my litter prepared immediately. We will head to Dunbarton or Bute. Cliffs, tides, and my Brandanes' determination will protect the child until we can put oceans between him and his cruel uncle's ambitions. Farewell, Robert of Albany—farewell forever, you cold-hearted, bloody man! Enjoy whatever power the Douglas allows you. But don’t ever seek my face again, let alone come near my remaining child; for, the moment you do, my guards will be ordered to take you down with their weapons! MacLouis, make sure that's clear.”

The Duke of Albany left the presence without attempting further justification or reply.

The Duke of Albany left the room without trying to explain himself or respond further.

What followed is matter of history. In the ensuing Parliament, the Duke of Albany prevailed on that body to declare him innocent of the death of Rothsay, while, at the same time, he showed his own sense of guilt by taking out a remission or pardon for the offence. The unhappy and aged monarch secluded himself in his Castle of Rothsay, in Bute, to mourn over the son he had lost, and watch with feverish anxiety over the life of him who remained. As the best step for the youthful James’s security, he sent him to France to receive his education at the court of the reigning sovereign. But the vessel in which the Prince of Scotland sailed was taken by an English cruiser, and, although there was a truce for the moment betwixt the kingdoms, Henry IV ungenerously detained him a prisoner. This last blow completely broke the heart of the unhappy King Robert III. Vengeance followed, though with a slow pace, the treachery and cruelty of his brother. Robert of Albany’s own grey hairs went, indeed, in peace to the grave, and he transferred the regency which he had so foully acquired to his son Murdoch. But, nineteen years after the death of the old King, James I returned to Scotland, and Duke Murdoch of Albany, with his sons, was brought to the scaffold, in expiation of his father’s guilt and his own.

What followed is a matter of history. In the next Parliament, the Duke of Albany convinced them to declare him innocent of Rothsay's death, while at the same time, he showed his own guilt by seeking a pardon for the crime. The sad and aging monarch isolated himself in his Castle of Rothsay in Bute to mourn the son he lost and anxiously watch over the life of the one who remained. To best protect the young James, he sent him to France to get his education at the court of the ruling sovereign. However, the ship carrying the Prince of Scotland was captured by an English cruiser. Despite there being a truce at the time between the kingdoms, Henry IV unfairly kept him imprisoned. This final blow completely shattered the heart of the unfortunate King Robert III. Revenge came, though slowly, for the treachery and cruelty of his brother. Robert of Albany peacefully passed away, and he handed over the regency that he had dishonestly gained to his son Murdoch. But nineteen years after the old King’s death, James I returned to Scotland, and Duke Murdoch of Albany, along with his sons, was taken to the scaffold as atonement for his father's crimes and his own.





CHAPTER XXXVI.

     The honest heart that’s free frae a’ 
     Intended fraud or guile,
     However Fortune kick the ba’,
     Has aye some cause to smile.

     BURNS.
     The honest heart that's free from all 
     Planned deceit or trickery,
     No matter how Fortune plays the game, 
     Always has some reason to smile. 

     BURNS.

We now return to the Fair Maid of Perth, who had been sent from the horrible scene at Falkland by order of the Douglas, to be placed under the protection of his daughter, the now widowed Duchess of Rothsay. That lady’s temporary residence was a religious house called Campsie, the ruins of which still occupy a striking situation on the Tay. It arose on the summit of a precipitous rock, which descends on the princely river, there rendered peculiarly remarkable by the cataract called Campsie Linn, where its waters rush tumultuously over a range of basaltic rock, which intercepts the current, like a dike erected by human hands. Delighted with a site so romantic, the monks of the abbey of Cupar reared a structure there, dedicated to an obscure saint, named St. Hunnand, and hither they were wont themselves to retire for pleasure or devotion. It had readily opened its gates to admit the noble lady who was its present inmate, as the country was under the influence of the powerful Lord Drummond, the ally of the Douglas. There the Earl’s letters were presented to the Duchess by the leader of the escort which conducted Catharine and the glee maiden to Campsie. Whatever reason she might have to complain of Rothsay, his horrible and unexpected end greatly shocked the noble lady, and she spent the greater part of the night in indulging her grief and in devotional exercises.

We now return to the Fair Maid of Perth, who had been sent away from the terrible scene at Falkland by the order of Douglas, to be safely looked after by his daughter, the now widowed Duchess of Rothsay. This lady was temporarily staying at a religious house called Campsie, which still stands in a striking location by the Tay. It was built atop a steep rock that drops down to the majestic river, which is made particularly famous by the waterfall known as Campsie Linn, where the waters crash violently over a series of basalt rocks, resembling a dam built by human hands. The monks of the Cupar abbey were thrilled with such a beautiful setting and built a structure there, dedicated to a lesser-known saint named St. Hunnand, where they often retreated for relaxation or worship. It easily welcomed the noble lady who was now its resident, as the region was under the control of the powerful Lord Drummond, an ally of the Douglas. There, the Earl’s letters were presented to the Duchess by the leader of the escort who brought Catharine and the singer to Campsie. Whatever issues she might have had with Rothsay, his terrible and shocking death deeply affected the noble lady, and she spent most of the night grieving and engaged in prayer.

On the next morning, which was that of the memorable Palm Sunday, she ordered Catharine Glover and the minstrel into her presence. The spirits of both the young women had been much sunk and shaken by the dreadful scenes in which they had so lately been engaged; and the outward appearance of the Duchess Marjory was, like that of her father, more calculated to inspire awe than confidence. She spoke with kindness, however, though apparently in deep affliction, and learned from them all which they had to tell concerning the fate of her erring and inconsiderate husband. She appeared grateful for the efforts which Catharine and the glee maiden had made, at their own extreme peril, to save Rothsay from his horrible fate. She invited them to join in her devotions; and at the hour of dinner gave them her hand to kiss, and dismissed them to their own refection, assuring both, and Catharine in particular, of her efficient protection, which should include, she said, her father’s, and be a wall around them both, so long as she herself lived.

On the next morning, which was the memorable Palm Sunday, she summoned Catharine Glover and the minstrel to her. Both young women were feeling low and shaken by the terrible events they had recently experienced, and the Duchess Marjory's appearance was, like her father's, more likely to inspire fear than reassurance. However, she spoke with kindness, even though she seemed to be in deep sorrow, and listened to everything they had to say about the fate of her misguided and thoughtless husband. She expressed gratitude for the efforts that Catharine and the glee maiden had made, at great personal risk, to save Rothsay from his terrible fate. She invited them to join her in prayer; and at lunchtime, she offered them her hand to kiss and sent them off to their meal, assuring both of them, especially Catharine, of her strong protection, which, she said, would include her father's as well, creating a shield around them both for as long as she lived.

They retired from the presence of the widowed Princess, and partook of a repast with her duennas and ladies, all of whom, amid their profound sorrow, showed a character of stateliness which chilled the light heart of the Frenchwoman, and imposed restraint even on the more serious character of Catharine Glover. The friends, for so we may now term them, were fain, therefore, to escape from the society of these persons, all of them born gentlewomen, who thought themselves but ill assorted with a burgher’s daughter and a strolling glee maiden, and saw them with pleasure go out to walk in the neighbourhood of the convent. A little garden, with its bushes and fruit trees, advanced on one side of the convent, so as to skirt the precipice, from which it was only separated by a parapet built on the ledge of the rock, so low that the eye might easily measure the depth of the crag, and gaze on the conflicting waters which foamed, struggled, and chafed over the reef below.

They left the company of the widowed Princess and joined her attendants and ladies for a meal. Despite their deep sorrow, the ladies maintained a dignified presence that made the Frenchwoman feel uneasy and even restrained Catharine Glover, who was usually more serious. The friends, as we can now call them, were eager to get away from these women, all of whom were born into nobility and felt mismatched with a merchant’s daughter and a wandering singer. They were relieved to see them head out for a walk near the convent. On one side of the convent, a small garden with bushes and fruit trees edged along the cliff, separated only by a low parapet built on the rocky ledge. This parapet was low enough that one could easily see the depth of the cliff and watch the turbulent waters foaming, struggling, and crashing against the reef below.

The Fair Maiden of Perth and her companion walked slowly on a path that ran within this parapet, looked at the romantic prospect, and judged what it must be when the advancing summer should clothe the grove with leaves. They observed for some time a deep silence. At length the gay and bold spirit of the glee maiden rose above the circumstances in which she had been and was now placed.

The Fair Maiden of Perth and her friend strolled slowly along a path that ran beside the wall, taking in the beautiful view and imagining how it would look when summer arrived and filled the grove with leaves. They enjoyed a deep silence for a while. Eventually, the cheerful and lively spirit of the young woman began to shine through despite her current circumstances.

“Do the horrors of Falkland, fair May, still weigh down your spirits? Strive to forget them as I do: we cannot tread life’s path lightly, if we shake not from our mantles the raindrops as they fall.”

“Do the horrors of Falkland, fair May, still bring you down? Try to forget them like I do: we can't walk through life easily if we don’t shake off the raindrops from our coats as they fall.”

“These horrors are not to be forgotten,” answered Catharine. “Yet my mind is at present anxious respecting my father’s safety; and I cannot but think how many brave men may be at this instant leaving the world, even within six miles of us, or little farther.”

“These horrors are not to be forgotten,” replied Catharine. “However, I’m currently worried about my father’s safety; and I can’t help but think how many brave men might be leaving this world right now, even just six miles away from us, or maybe a bit farther.”

“You mean the combat betwixt sixty champions, of which the Douglas’s equerry told us yesterday? It were a sight for a minstrel to witness. But out upon these womanish eyes of mine—they could never see swords cross each other without being dazzled. But see—look yonder, May Catharine—look yonder! That flying messenger certainly brings news of the battle.”

“You mean the fight between sixty champions that the Douglas’s squire told us about yesterday? It would have been a sight for a bard to see. But alas, these weak eyes of mine could never handle the sight of swords clashing without being blinded. But look—look over there, May Catharine—look over there! That messenger is definitely bringing news of the battle.”

“Methinks I should know him who runs so wildly,” said Catharine. “But if it be he I think of, some wild thoughts are urging his speed.”

“Might I say I should know the one who is running so wildly,” said Catharine. “But if it’s him I’m thinking of, some crazy thoughts are pushing him to go faster.”

As she spoke, the runner directed his course to the garden. Louise’s little dog ran to meet him, barking furiously, but came back, to cower, creep, and growl behind its mistress; for even dumb animals can distinguish when men are driven on by the furious energy of irresistible passion, and dread to cross or encounter them in their career. The fugitive rushed into the garden at the same reckless pace. His head was bare, his hair dishevelled, his rich acton and all his other vestments looked as if they had been lately drenched in water. His leathern buskins were cut and torn, and his feet marked the sod with blood. His countenance was wild, haggard, and highly excited, or, as the Scottish phrase expresses it, much “raised.”

As she spoke, the runner headed toward the garden. Louise’s little dog ran to greet him, barking wildly, but then came back to cower, creep, and growl behind its owner; even animals can sense when people are fueled by overwhelming passion and are afraid to confront them. The fugitive dashed into the garden at the same reckless speed. His head was bare, his hair a mess, and his expensive coat and all his other clothes looked like they had just been soaked in water. His leather boots were cut and torn, and his feet left blood on the ground. His face was wild, haggard, and highly agitated, or, as they say in Scotland, very “raised.”

“Conachar!” said Catharine, as he advanced, apparently without seeing what was before him, as hares are said to do when severely pressed by the greyhounds. But he stopped short when he heard his own name.

“Conachar!” Catharine exclaimed, as he moved forward, seemingly unaware of what was in front of him, like hares are said to do when they're closely pursued by greyhounds. But he suddenly stopped when he heard his own name.

“Conachar,” said Catharine, “or rather Eachin MacIan, what means all this? Have the Clan Quhele sustained a defeat?”

“Conachar,” said Catharine, “or rather Eachin MacIan, what does all this mean? Has the Clan Quhele suffered a defeat?”

“I have borne such names as this maiden gives me,” said the fugitive, after a moment’s recollection. “Yes, I was called Conachar when I was happy, and Eachin when I was powerful. But now I have no name, and there is no such clan as thou speak’st of; and thou art a foolish maid to speak of that which is not to one who has no existence.”

“I’ve had names like the one this girl is giving me,” said the fugitive, after a moment’s thought. “Yeah, I was called Conachar when I was happy, and Eachin when I was strong. But now I have no name, and there’s no clan like the one you’re talking about; and you’re being foolish to mention something that doesn’t exist to someone who has no identity.”

“Alas! unfortunate—”

“Alas! So unfortunate—”

“And why unfortunate, I pray you?” exclaimed the youth. “If I am coward and villain, have not villainy and cowardice command over the elements? Have I not braved the water without its choking me, and trod the firm earth without its opening to devour me? And shall a mortal oppose my purpose?”

“And why is that unfortunate, may I ask?” the young man exclaimed. “If I’m a coward and a villain, don’t villainy and cowardice control the elements? Haven’t I faced the water without it choking me, and walked on solid ground without it swallowing me? And will a human stand in the way of my goals?”

“He raves, alas!” said Catharine. “Haste to call some help. He will not harm me; but I fear he will do evil to himself. See how he stares down on the roaring waterfall!”

“He's going insane, oh no!” said Catharine. “Quick, get some help. He won't hurt me, but I'm worried he might hurt himself. Look at how he's staring down at the raging waterfall!”

The glee woman hastened to do as she was ordered, and Conachar’s half frenzied spirit seemed relieved by her absence.

The cheerful woman quickly obeyed the order, and Conachar's almost frenzied state seemed to ease with her departure.

“Catharine,” he said, “now she is gone, I will say I know thee—I know thy love of peace and hatred of war. But hearken; I have, rather than strike a blow at my enemy, given up all that a man calls dearest: I have lost honour, fame, and friends, and such friends! (he placed his hands before his face). Oh! their love surpassed the love of woman! Why should I hide my tears? All know my shame; all should see my sorrow. Yes, all might see, but who would pity it? Catharine, as I ran like a madman down the strath, man and woman called ‘shame’ on me! The beggar to whom I flung an alms, that I might purchase one blessing, threw it back in disgust, and with a curse upon the coward! Each bell that tolled rung out, ‘Shame on the recreant caitiff!’ The brute beasts in their lowing and bleating, the wild winds in their rustling and howling, the hoarse waters in their dash and roar, cried, ‘Out upon the dastard!’ The faithful nine are still pursuing me; they cry with feeble voice, ‘Strike but one blow in our revenge, we all died for you!’”

“Catharine,” he said, “now that she is gone, I can admit that I know you—I know your love of peace and disdain for war. But listen; rather than fight my enemy, I’ve given up everything a man holds dear: I have lost my honor, my reputation, and my friends, and such friends! (he covered his face with his hands). Oh! Their love was greater than that of any woman! Why should I hide my tears? Everyone knows my shame; everyone should see my sorrow. Yes, everyone could see, but who would actually feel sorry for me? Catharine, as I ran like a madman down the valley, both men and women shouted ‘shame’ at me! The beggar to whom I tossed some change, hoping to buy just one blessing, threw it back in disgust and cursed me as a coward! Each bell that tolled rang out, ‘Shame on the cowardly traitor!’ The animals with their moaning and bleating, the wild winds with their rustling and howling, the roaring waters in their crashing and rushing, all cried out, ‘Shame on the coward!’ The faithful nine are still after me; they cry out with weak voices, ‘Just strike one blow in our revenge, we all died for you!’”

While the unhappy youth thus raved, a rustling was heard in the bushes.

While the upset young man raved like this, a rustling sound came from the bushes.

“There is but one way!” he exclaimed, springing upon the parapet, but with a terrified glance towards the thicket, through which one or two attendants were stealing, with the purpose of surprising him. But the instant he saw a human form emerge from the cover of the bushes, he waved his hands wildly over his head, and shrieking out, “Bas air Eachin!” plunged down the precipice into the raging cataract beneath.

“There’s only one way!” he shouted, jumping onto the wall, but casting a fearful look toward the bushes, where one or two attendants were sneaking around, trying to catch him off guard. But as soon as he saw a person come out from behind the bushes, he waved his arms frantically over his head and screamed, “Bas air Eachin!” before jumping down the cliff into the raging waterfall below.

It is needless to say, that aught save thistledown must have been dashed to pieces in such a fall. But the river was swelled, and the remains of the unhappy youth were never seen. A varying tradition has assigned more than one supplement to the history. It is said by one account, that the young captain of Clan Quhele swam safe to shore, far below the Linns of Campsie; and that, wandering disconsolately in the deserts of Rannoch, he met with Father Clement, who had taken up his abode in the wilderness as a hermit, on the principle of the old Culdees. He converted, it is said, the heart broken and penitent Conachar, who lived with him in his cell, sharing his devotion and privations, till death removed them in succession.

It goes without saying that anything other than thistledown would have been shattered in such a fall. But the river was high, and the remains of the unfortunate young man were never found. An evolving legend has added more than one twist to the story. According to one version, the young leader of Clan Quhele safely swam to shore, far downstream from the Linns of Campsie; and while wandering sadly through the wilds of Rannoch, he encountered Father Clement, who had settled in the wilderness as a hermit, following the ways of the old Culdees. It is said that he transformed the heartbroken and repentant Conachar, who lived with him in his hermitage, sharing in his devotion and hardships, until death claimed them one after the other.

Another wilder legend supposes that he was snatched from death by the daione shie, or fairy folk, and that he continues to wander through wood and wild, armed like an ancient Highlander, but carrying his sword in his left hand. The phantom appears always in deep grief. Sometimes he seems about to attack the traveller, but, when resisted with courage, always flies. These legends are founded on two peculiar points in his story—his evincing timidity and his committing suicide—both of them circumstances almost unexampled in the history of a mountain chief.

Another wilder legend suggests that he was rescued from death by the daione shie, or fairy folk, and that he still roams through forests and wild places, dressed like an ancient Highlander, but holding his sword in his left hand. The spirit always appears deeply sorrowful. Sometimes it looks like he’s about to attack a traveler, but when faced with courage, he always retreats. These legends are based on two unusual aspects of his story—his display of fear and his decision to commit suicide—both of which are nearly unheard of in the history of a mountain chief.

When Simon Glover, having seen his friend Henry duly taken care of in his own house in Curfew Street, arrived that evening at the Place of Campsie, he found his daughter extremely ill of a fever, in consequence of the scenes to which she had lately been a witness, and particularly the catastrophe of her late playmate. The affection of the glee maiden rendered her so attentive and careful a nurse, that the glover said it should not be his fault if she ever touched lute again, save for her own amusement.

When Simon Glover, after making sure his friend Henry was settled in his own home on Curfew Street, got to the Place of Campsie that evening, he discovered his daughter was very sick with a fever. This was a result of the things she had recently witnessed, especially the tragedy involving her recent playmate. The affection from the cheerful young woman made her such a dedicated and attentive nurse that Simon said he wouldn't be responsible if she ever played the lute again, except for her own enjoyment.

It was some time ere Simon ventured to tell his daughter of Henry’s late exploits, and his severe wounds; and he took care to make the most of the encouraging circumstance, that her faithful lover had refused both honour and wealth rather than become a professed soldier and follow the Douglas. Catharine sighed deeply and shook her head at the history of bloody Palm Sunday on the North Inch. But apparently she had reflected that men rarely advance in civilisation or refinement beyond the ideas of their own age, and that a headlong and exuberant courage, like that of Henry Smith, was, in the iron days in which they lived, preferable to the deficiency which had led to Conachar’s catastrophe. If she had any doubts on the subject, they were removed in due time by Henry’s protestations, so soon as restored health enabled him to plead his own cause.

It was a while before Simon dared to tell his daughter about Henry’s recent adventures and his serious injuries; he made sure to emphasize the positive point that her loyal lover had turned down both honor and wealth rather than become a soldier and follow the Douglas. Catharine sighed deeply and shook her head at the story of the bloody Palm Sunday on the North Inch. But it seemed she had realized that men rarely evolve in civilization or sophistication beyond the views of their time, and that reckless bravery, like Henry Smith’s, was, in the harsh days they lived in, better than the weakness that led to Conachar’s downfall. If she had any doubts on the matter, they were cleared up in due time by Henry’s declarations, as soon as he regained his health and was able to advocate for himself.

“I should blush to say, Catharine, that I am even sick of the thoughts of doing battle. Yonder last field showed carnage enough to glut a tiger. I am therefore resolved to hang up my broadsword, never to be drawn more unless against the enemies of Scotland.”

“I should be embarrassed to admit, Catharine, that I’m actually tired of thinking about fighting. That last battle showed enough bloodshed to satisfy a tiger. So, I’ve decided to put away my sword and only draw it again if it’s to defend Scotland.”

“And should Scotland call for it,” said Catharine, “I will buckle it round you.”

“And if Scotland needs it,” said Catharine, “I’ll wrap it around you.”

“And, Catharine,” said the joyful glover, “we will pay largely for soul masses for those who have fallen by Henry’s sword; and that will not only cure spiritual flaws, but make us friends with the church again.”

“And, Catharine,” said the happy glover, “we will spend a lot on soul masses for those who died by Henry’s sword; and that will not only fix spiritual issues but also help us be on good terms with the church again.”

“For that purpose, father,” said Catharine, “the hoards of the wretched Dwining may be applied. He bequeathed them to me; but I think you would not mix his base blood money with your honest gains?”

“For that reason, father,” said Catharine, “the riches of the miserable Dwining can be used. He left them to me; but I don’t think you would want to mix his dirty money with your honest earnings?”

“I would bring the plague into my house as soon,” said the resolute glover.

“I would bring the plague into my house just as soon,” said the determined glover.

The treasures of the wicked apothecary were distributed accordingly among the four monasteries; nor was there ever after a breath of suspicion concerning the orthodoxy of old Simon or his daughter.

The treasures of the corrupt apothecary were shared among the four monasteries; and from that time on, there was never any doubt about the beliefs of old Simon or his daughter.

Henry and Catharine were married within four months after the battle of the North Inch, and never did the corporations of the glovers and hammermen trip their sword dance so featly as at the wedding of the boldest burgess and brightest maiden in Perth. Ten months after, a gallant infant filled the well spread cradle, and was rocked by Louise to the tune of—

Henry and Catharine got married just four months after the battle of the North Inch, and the glovers and hammermen showcased their sword dance better than ever at the wedding of the bravest burgess and the most radiant maiden in Perth. Ten months later, a charming baby filled the well-prepared cradle, being rocked by Louise to the tune of—

     Bold and true,
     In bonnet blue.
     Bold and true,  
     In blue bonnet.

The names of the boy’s sponsors are recorded, as “Ane Hie and Michty Lord, Archibald Erl of Douglas, ane Honorabil and gude Knicht, Schir Patrick Charteris of Kinfauns, and ane Gracious Princess, Marjory Dowaire of his Serene Highness David, umquhile Duke of Rothsay.”

The names of the boy’s sponsors are listed as “Ane Hie and Michty Lord, Archibald Earl of Douglas, an Honorable and good Knight, Sir Patrick Charteris of Kinfauns, and a Gracious Princess, Marjory Dowager of his Serene Highness David, late Duke of Rothsay.”

Under such patronage a family rises fast; and several of the most respected houses in Scotland, but especially in Perthshire, and many individuals distinguished both in arts and arms, record with pride their descent from the Gow Chrom and the Fair Maid of Perth.

Under such support, a family rises quickly; and several of the most respected families in Scotland, especially in Perthshire, along with many individuals recognized for their skills in both the arts and military, take pride in their heritage from the Gow Chrom and the Fair Maid of Perth.










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