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BARNABY RUDGE



A TALE OF THE RIOTS OF ‘EIGHTY

by Charles Dickens







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PREFACE

The late Mr Waterton having, some time ago, expressed his opinion that ravens are gradually becoming extinct in England, I offered the few following words about my experience of these birds.

The late Mr. Waterton, some time ago, shared his belief that ravens are slowly disappearing from England, so I wanted to share a few thoughts about my experiences with these birds.

The raven in this story is a compound of two great originals, of whom I was, at different times, the proud possessor. The first was in the bloom of his youth, when he was discovered in a modest retirement in London, by a friend of mine, and given to me. He had from the first, as Sir Hugh Evans says of Anne Page, ‘good gifts’, which he improved by study and attention in a most exemplary manner. He slept in a stable—generally on horseback—and so terrified a Newfoundland dog by his preternatural sagacity, that he has been known, by the mere superiority of his genius, to walk off unmolested with the dog’s dinner, from before his face. He was rapidly rising in acquirements and virtues, when, in an evil hour, his stable was newly painted. He observed the workmen closely, saw that they were careful of the paint, and immediately burned to possess it. On their going to dinner, he ate up all they had left behind, consisting of a pound or two of white lead; and this youthful indiscretion terminated in death.

The raven in this story is a blend of two amazing originals, one of which I had the pride of owning at different times. The first was a young bird, discovered by a friend of mine in a quiet spot in London, and given to me. From the very beginning, as Sir Hugh Evans says of Anne Page, he had "good gifts," which he honed through study and attention in a truly remarkable way. He slept in a stable—usually on horseback—and scared a Newfoundland dog so much with his extraordinary intelligence that he was known to snatch the dog's dinner right from under his nose without being bothered. He was quickly gaining skills and virtues when, unfortunately, his stable was newly painted. He kept a close eye on the workers, noticed how they treated the paint carefully, and immediately wanted some for himself. When they went to lunch, he ate everything they had left behind, which was a pound or two of white lead; and this youthful mistake ended in tragedy.

While I was yet inconsolable for his loss, another friend of mine in Yorkshire discovered an older and more gifted raven at a village public-house, which he prevailed upon the landlord to part with for a consideration, and sent up to me. The first act of this Sage, was, to administer to the effects of his predecessor, by disinterring all the cheese and halfpence he had buried in the garden—a work of immense labour and research, to which he devoted all the energies of his mind. When he had achieved this task, he applied himself to the acquisition of stable language, in which he soon became such an adept, that he would perch outside my window and drive imaginary horses with great skill, all day. Perhaps even I never saw him at his best, for his former master sent his duty with him, ‘and if I wished the bird to come out very strong, would I be so good as to show him a drunken man’—which I never did, having (unfortunately) none but sober people at hand.

While I was still heartbroken over his loss, another friend of mine in Yorkshire found an older and more talented raven at a local pub, convinced the landlord to sell it to him, and sent it to me. The first thing this wise bird did was dig up all the cheese and coins his predecessor had buried in the garden—a massive task that he dedicated all his energy to. Once he finished this, he focused on learning the horse-riding lingo, and he quickly became so skilled that he would perch outside my window and skillfully drive imaginary horses all day long. Maybe I never saw him at his best, since his previous owner sent a message with him, saying that if I wanted the bird to perform well, I should show him a drunk person—which I never did, since I only had sober people around me.

But I could hardly have respected him more, whatever the stimulating influences of this sight might have been. He had not the least respect, I am sorry to say, for me in return, or for anybody but the cook; to whom he was attached—but only, I fear, as a Policeman might have been. Once, I met him unexpectedly, about half-a-mile from my house, walking down the middle of a public street, attended by a pretty large crowd, and spontaneously exhibiting the whole of his accomplishments. His gravity under those trying circumstances, I can never forget, nor the extraordinary gallantry with which, refusing to be brought home, he defended himself behind a pump, until overpowered by numbers. It may have been that he was too bright a genius to live long, or it may have been that he took some pernicious substance into his bill, and thence into his maw—which is not improbable, seeing that he new-pointed the greater part of the garden-wall by digging out the mortar, broke countless squares of glass by scraping away the putty all round the frames, and tore up and swallowed, in splinters, the greater part of a wooden staircase of six steps and a landing—but after some three years he too was taken ill, and died before the kitchen fire. He kept his eye to the last upon the meat as it roasted, and suddenly turned over on his back with a sepulchral cry of ‘Cuckoo!’ Since then I have been ravenless.

But I could hardly have respected him more, no matter how stimulating this sight might have been. Unfortunately, he didn’t show any respect for me in return, or for anyone except the cook, to whom he was attached—but only, I fear, in a way similar to how a policeman might be. Once, I encountered him unexpectedly, about half a mile from my house, walking down the middle of a public street, accompanied by a pretty large crowd, and showcasing all his talents. I can never forget how serious he was under those challenging circumstances, nor the extraordinary bravery with which he defended himself behind a pump, refusing to go home, until he was overwhelmed by numbers. It could have been that he was too brilliant to live long, or perhaps he ingested something harmful—this isn't unlikely, considering that he had already destroyed most of the garden wall by digging out the mortar, broken countless panes of glass by scraping away the putty around the frames, and ripped up and swallowed pieces of a wooden staircase with six steps and a landing—but after about three years, he also fell ill and died in front of the kitchen fire. He kept his eyes on the meat as it roasted until he suddenly rolled over on his back with a mournful cry of ‘Cuckoo!’ Since then, I have been without a raven.

No account of the Gordon Riots having been to my knowledge introduced into any Work of Fiction, and the subject presenting very extraordinary and remarkable features, I was led to project this Tale.

Since I’m not aware of any fictional works that cover the Gordon Riots, and given that the topic has some extremely interesting and notable aspects, I was inspired to create this story.

It is unnecessary to say, that those shameful tumults, while they reflect indelible disgrace upon the time in which they occurred, and all who had act or part in them, teach a good lesson. That what we falsely call a religious cry is easily raised by men who have no religion, and who in their daily practice set at nought the commonest principles of right and wrong; that it is begotten of intolerance and persecution; that it is senseless, besotted, inveterate and unmerciful; all History teaches us. But perhaps we do not know it in our hearts too well, to profit by even so humble an example as the ‘No Popery’ riots of Seventeen Hundred and Eighty.

It's obvious that those disgraceful riots, which bring lasting shame to the era they happened in and to everyone involved, provide an important lesson. What we mistakenly call a religious outcry can easily be stirred up by people who lack true faith and who disregard the most basic principles of right and wrong in their daily lives; that it stems from intolerance and persecution; that it is irrational, ignorant, entrenched, and ruthless—all of history shows us this. But maybe we don't fully recognize this in our hearts, even to learn from such a simple example as the 'No Popery' riots of 1780.

However imperfectly those disturbances are set forth in the following pages, they are impartially painted by one who has no sympathy with the Romish Church, though he acknowledges, as most men do, some esteemed friends among the followers of its creed.

However imperfectly those disturbances are described in the following pages, they are fairly portrayed by someone who has no sympathy for the Catholic Church, although he acknowledges, like most people do, some valued friends among its followers.

In the description of the principal outrages, reference has been had to the best authorities of that time, such as they are; the account given in this Tale, of all the main features of the Riots, is substantially correct.

In describing the major incidents, we've referred to the most reliable sources of that time, as available; the narrative in this Tale about all the key aspects of the Riots is largely accurate.

Mr Dennis’s allusions to the flourishing condition of his trade in those days, have their foundation in Truth, and not in the Author’s fancy. Any file of old Newspapers, or odd volume of the Annual Register, will prove this with terrible ease.

Mr. Dennis's references to how well his business was doing back then are based on truth, not just the author's imagination. Any collection of old newspapers or random volume of the Annual Register will easily confirm this.

Even the case of Mary Jones, dwelt upon with so much pleasure by the same character, is no effort of invention. The facts were stated, exactly as they are stated here, in the House of Commons. Whether they afforded as much entertainment to the merry gentlemen assembled there, as some other most affecting circumstances of a similar nature mentioned by Sir Samuel Romilly, is not recorded.

Even the story of Mary Jones, which the same character enjoyed discussing so much, isn't a creation of the imagination. The facts were laid out just as they are presented here, in the House of Commons. It's not documented whether they provided as much entertainment to the cheerful gentlemen gathered there as some other very touching cases of a similar kind mentioned by Sir Samuel Romilly.

That the case of Mary Jones may speak the more emphatically for itself, I subjoin it, as related by SIR WILLIAM MEREDITH in a speech in Parliament, ‘on Frequent Executions’, made in 1777.

That the case of Mary Jones can speak more powerfully for itself, I add it here, as told by SIR WILLIAM MEREDITH in a speech in Parliament, ‘on Frequent Executions,’ made in 1777.

‘Under this act,’ the Shop-lifting Act, ‘one Mary Jones was executed, whose case I shall just mention; it was at the time when press warrants were issued, on the alarm about Falkland Islands. The woman’s husband was pressed, their goods seized for some debts of his, and she, with two small children, turned into the streets a-begging. It is a circumstance not to be forgotten, that she was very young (under nineteen), and most remarkably handsome. She went to a linen-draper’s shop, took some coarse linen off the counter, and slipped it under her cloak; the shopman saw her, and she laid it down: for this she was hanged. Her defence was (I have the trial in my pocket), “that she had lived in credit, and wanted for nothing, till a press-gang came and stole her husband from her; but since then, she had no bed to lie on; nothing to give her children to eat; and they were almost naked; and perhaps she might have done something wrong, for she hardly knew what she did.” The parish officers testified the truth of this story; but it seems, there had been a good deal of shop-lifting about Ludgate; an example was thought necessary; and this woman was hanged for the comfort and satisfaction of shopkeepers in Ludgate Street. When brought to receive sentence, she behaved in such a frantic manner, as proved her mind to be in a distracted and desponding state; and the child was sucking at her breast when she set out for Tyburn.’

‘Under this act,’ the Shop-lifting Act, ‘one Mary Jones was executed, whose case I’ll briefly mention; it was during the time when press warrants were issued, due to concerns about the Falkland Islands. The woman’s husband was pressed into service, their belongings were seized because of his debts, and she was left on the streets begging with her two small children. It’s worth noting that she was very young (under nineteen) and notably beautiful. She went into a linen shop, took some coarse linen from the counter, and hid it under her cloak; the shopkeeper saw her, and she put it back. For this, she was hanged. Her defense was (I have the trial notes with me), “that she had lived with credit and wanted for nothing, until a press-gang came and took her husband away; since then, she had no bed to lay on, nothing to feed her children, and they were almost naked; and maybe she did something wrong, because she hardly knew what she was doing.” The parish officers confirmed her story; however, it seems there had been a lot of shoplifting around Ludgate, and an example was deemed necessary; thus, this woman was hanged for the comfort and satisfaction of shopkeepers in Ludgate Street. When she was brought to receive her sentence, she acted so frantically that it was evident her mind was in a distraught and hopeless state; and her child was sucking at her breast when she set out for Tyburn.’





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Chapter 1

the year 1775, there stood upon the borders of Epping Forest, at a distance of about twelve miles from London—measuring from the Standard in Cornhill, or rather from the spot on or near to which the Standard used to be in days of yore—a house of public entertainment called the Maypole; which fact was demonstrated to all such travellers as could neither read nor write (and at that time a vast number both of travellers and stay-at-homes were in this condition) by the emblem reared on the roadside over against the house, which, if not of those goodly proportions that Maypoles were wont to present in olden times, was a fair young ash, thirty feet in height, and straight as any arrow that ever English yeoman drew.

In the year 1775, there was a pub called the Maypole located on the edge of Epping Forest, about twelve miles from London—measured from the Standard in Cornhill, or more accurately from the place where the Standard used to be in old times. This was clear to all travelers who couldn’t read or write (and at that time, many travelers and locals were in this situation) by the sign set up on the roadside in front of the pub. Although it wasn’t as grand as the Maypoles of old, it was a nice young ash tree, thirty feet tall, and as straight as any arrow that any English yeoman ever shot.

The Maypole—by which term from henceforth is meant the house, and not its sign—the Maypole was an old building, with more gable ends than a lazy man would care to count on a sunny day; huge zig-zag chimneys, out of which it seemed as though even smoke could not choose but come in more than naturally fantastic shapes, imparted to it in its tortuous progress; and vast stables, gloomy, ruinous, and empty. The place was said to have been built in the days of King Henry the Eighth; and there was a legend, not only that Queen Elizabeth had slept there one night while upon a hunting excursion, to wit, in a certain oak-panelled room with a deep bay window, but that next morning, while standing on a mounting block before the door with one foot in the stirrup, the virgin monarch had then and there boxed and cuffed an unlucky page for some neglect of duty. The matter-of-fact and doubtful folks, of whom there were a few among the Maypole customers, as unluckily there always are in every little community, were inclined to look upon this tradition as rather apocryphal; but, whenever the landlord of that ancient hostelry appealed to the mounting block itself as evidence, and triumphantly pointed out that there it stood in the same place to that very day, the doubters never failed to be put down by a large majority, and all true believers exulted as in a victory.

The Maypole—referring to the house and not its sign—was an old building with more gable ends than a lazy person would want to count on a sunny day. Its huge zig-zag chimneys seemed to make smoke take on all kinds of fantastical shapes as it swirled through. There were also vast stables that were gloomy, falling apart, and empty. People said it was built during the reign of King Henry the Eighth, and there was a legend that Queen Elizabeth had spent a night there while on a hunting trip, specifically in a certain oak-paneled room with a deep bay window. The next morning, while standing on a mounting block outside with one foot in the stirrup, the virgin queen supposedly boxed and cuffed an unlucky page for some mistake. The skeptical folks—who were unfortunately a few among the Maypole's customers, as there always are in every small community—tended to see this story as more of a myth. However, whenever the landlord of that old inn pointed to the mounting block itself as proof and proudly noted that it still stood there in the same spot, the doubters were always silenced by a large majority, and all the true believers celebrated as if they had won a victory.

Whether these, and many other stories of the like nature, were true or untrue, the Maypole was really an old house, a very old house, perhaps as old as it claimed to be, and perhaps older, which will sometimes happen with houses of an uncertain, as with ladies of a certain, age. Its windows were old diamond-pane lattices, its floors were sunken and uneven, its ceilings blackened by the hand of time, and heavy with massive beams. Over the doorway was an ancient porch, quaintly and grotesquely carved; and here on summer evenings the more favoured customers smoked and drank—ay, and sang many a good song too, sometimes—reposing on two grim-looking high-backed settles, which, like the twin dragons of some fairy tale, guarded the entrance to the mansion.

Whether these stories and many others like them were true or not, the Maypole was definitely an old house, a very old house, maybe as old as it claimed to be, or even older, which can sometimes happen with houses of uncertain age, just like with women of a certain age. Its windows were made of old diamond-pane lattices, its floors were sunken and uneven, its ceilings darkened by time and weighed down with massive beams. Above the doorway was an ancient porch, quaintly and oddly carved; and here on summer evenings, the more favored customers smoked and drank—oh, and they even sang many good songs too, sometimes—relaxing on two grim-looking high-backed benches, which, like the twin dragons of some fairy tale, guarded the entrance to the house.

In the chimneys of the disused rooms, swallows had built their nests for many a long year, and from earliest spring to latest autumn whole colonies of sparrows chirped and twittered in the eaves. There were more pigeons about the dreary stable-yard and out-buildings than anybody but the landlord could reckon up. The wheeling and circling flights of runts, fantails, tumblers, and pouters, were perhaps not quite consistent with the grave and sober character of the building, but the monotonous cooing, which never ceased to be raised by some among them all day long, suited it exactly, and seemed to lull it to rest. With its overhanging stories, drowsy little panes of glass, and front bulging out and projecting over the pathway, the old house looked as if it were nodding in its sleep. Indeed, it needed no very great stretch of fancy to detect in it other resemblances to humanity. The bricks of which it was built had originally been a deep dark red, but had grown yellow and discoloured like an old man’s skin; the sturdy timbers had decayed like teeth; and here and there the ivy, like a warm garment to comfort it in its age, wrapt its green leaves closely round the time-worn walls.

In the chimneys of the unused rooms, swallows had built their nests for many years, and from the earliest spring to the latest autumn, entire colonies of sparrows chirped and twittered in the eaves. There were more pigeons in the gloomy stable yard and outbuildings than anyone except the landlord could count. The swirling flights of runts, fantails, tumblers, and pouters might not have matched the serious and sober character of the building, but the constant cooing from some of them all day long suited it perfectly and seemed to lull it to rest. With its overhanging stories, sleepy little panes of glass, and a front that bulged out over the pathway, the old house looked as if it were nodding off in its sleep. In fact, it didn’t take much imagination to see other human-like features in it. The bricks it was made of had originally been a deep dark red but had faded to yellow and discolored like an old man's skin; the sturdy timbers had rotted like teeth; and here and there, the ivy, like a cozy blanket for its old age, wrapped its green leaves closely around the time-worn walls.

It was a hale and hearty age though, still: and in the summer or autumn evenings, when the glow of the setting sun fell upon the oak and chestnut trees of the adjacent forest, the old house, partaking of its lustre, seemed their fit companion, and to have many good years of life in him yet.

It was a robust and lively time, though, still: and in the summer or autumn evenings, when the setting sun cast its warm light on the oak and chestnut trees in the nearby forest, the old house, sharing in that glow, appeared to be a fitting companion and seemed to have many good years of life left in it yet.

The evening with which we have to do, was neither a summer nor an autumn one, but the twilight of a day in March, when the wind howled dismally among the bare branches of the trees, and rumbling in the wide chimneys and driving the rain against the windows of the Maypole Inn, gave such of its frequenters as chanced to be there at the moment an undeniable reason for prolonging their stay, and caused the landlord to prophesy that the night would certainly clear at eleven o’clock precisely,—which by a remarkable coincidence was the hour at which he always closed his house.

The evening we’re talking about was neither summer nor autumn, but the twilight of a March day, when the wind howled sadly through the bare branches of the trees. It rumbled in the wide chimneys and pounded the rain against the windows of the Maypole Inn, giving the patrons who happened to be there a good excuse to stick around. The landlord even predicted that the night would definitely clear up at exactly eleven o’clock—which, coincidentally, was the time he always shut down his establishment.

The name of him upon whom the spirit of prophecy thus descended was John Willet, a burly, large-headed man with a fat face, which betokened profound obstinacy and slowness of apprehension, combined with a very strong reliance upon his own merits. It was John Willet’s ordinary boast in his more placid moods that if he were slow he was sure; which assertion could, in one sense at least, be by no means gainsaid, seeing that he was in everything unquestionably the reverse of fast, and withal one of the most dogged and positive fellows in existence—always sure that what he thought or said or did was right, and holding it as a thing quite settled and ordained by the laws of nature and Providence, that anybody who said or did or thought otherwise must be inevitably and of necessity wrong.

The name of the man who received the spirit of prophecy was John Willet, a big, heavy-set guy with a round face that showed deep stubbornness and a slow understanding, combined with a strong confidence in his own abilities. John Willet often proudly claimed that while he might be slow, he was always reliable; a statement that, in at least one way, couldn't be disputed since he was definitely the opposite of fast in everything, and also one of the most persistent and assertive people around—always convinced that what he thought, said, or did was right, believing it was an established fact determined by the laws of nature and Providence that anyone who thought, said, or did differently was inevitably wrong.

Mr Willet walked slowly up to the window, flattened his fat nose against the cold glass, and shading his eyes that his sight might not be affected by the ruddy glow of the fire, looked abroad. Then he walked slowly back to his old seat in the chimney-corner, and, composing himself in it with a slight shiver, such as a man might give way to and so acquire an additional relish for the warm blaze, said, looking round upon his guests:

Mr. Willet walked slowly to the window, pressed his round nose against the cold glass, and shielding his eyes from the bright glow of the fire, looked outside. Then he slowly returned to his old spot in the corner by the fireplace, settling into it with a slight shiver, like someone who does that to enjoy the warmth of the fire even more, and said, glancing around at his guests:

‘It’ll clear at eleven o’clock. No sooner and no later. Not before and not arterwards.’

‘It'll clear up at eleven o'clock. Not earlier and not later. Not before and not after.’

‘How do you make out that?’ said a little man in the opposite corner. ‘The moon is past the full, and she rises at nine.’

‘How do you figure that?’ said a little man in the opposite corner. ‘The moon is past full, and it rises at nine.’

John looked sedately and solemnly at his questioner until he had brought his mind to bear upon the whole of his observation, and then made answer, in a tone which seemed to imply that the moon was peculiarly his business and nobody else’s:

John looked calmly and seriously at his questioner until he focused on the entirety of his observation, and then responded in a tone that suggested the moon was particularly his concern and no one else's:

‘Never you mind about the moon. Don’t you trouble yourself about her. You let the moon alone, and I’ll let you alone.’

‘Don’t worry about the moon. Don’t stress over her. Just leave the moon be, and I’ll leave you be.’

‘No offence I hope?’ said the little man.

'No offense, I hope?' said the little man.

Again John waited leisurely until the observation had thoroughly penetrated to his brain, and then replying, ‘No offence as YET,’ applied a light to his pipe and smoked in placid silence; now and then casting a sidelong look at a man wrapped in a loose riding-coat with huge cuffs ornamented with tarnished silver lace and large metal buttons, who sat apart from the regular frequenters of the house, and wearing a hat flapped over his face, which was still further shaded by the hand on which his forehead rested, looked unsociable enough.

Again, John waited casually until the observation had fully sunk in, and then replied, “No offense so far,” as he lit his pipe and smoked in calm silence. Now and then, he glanced at a man dressed in a loose riding coat with big cuffs decorated with worn silver lace and large metal buttons, who sat away from the usual crowd. The man wore a hat pulled down over his face, which was further shaded by the hand resting on his forehead, making him look pretty unsociable.

There was another guest, who sat, booted and spurred, at some distance from the fire also, and whose thoughts—to judge from his folded arms and knitted brows, and from the untasted liquor before him—were occupied with other matters than the topics under discussion or the persons who discussed them. This was a young man of about eight-and-twenty, rather above the middle height, and though of somewhat slight figure, gracefully and strongly made. He wore his own dark hair, and was accoutred in a riding dress, which together with his large boots (resembling in shape and fashion those worn by our Life Guardsmen at the present day), showed indisputable traces of the bad condition of the roads. But travel-stained though he was, he was well and even richly attired, and without being overdressed looked a gallant gentleman.

There was another guest sitting at a distance from the fire, booted and spurred, whose thoughts—judging by his crossed arms and furrowed brow, and the untouched drink in front of him—were focused on something other than the topics being discussed or the people discussing them. He was a young man around twenty-eight, slightly taller than average, and though he had a somewhat slender build, he was both graceful and strong. He had his own dark hair and was dressed in riding clothes, which, along with his large boots (similar in shape and style to those worn by today's Life Guardsmen), showed clear signs of the poor condition of the roads. Despite being travel-worn, he was well and even richly dressed, and without being flashy, he looked like a dashing gentleman.

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Lying upon the table beside him, as he had carelessly thrown them down, were a heavy riding-whip and a slouched hat, the latter worn no doubt as being best suited to the inclemency of the weather. There, too, were a pair of pistols in a holster-case, and a short riding-cloak. Little of his face was visible, except the long dark lashes which concealed his downcast eyes, but an air of careless ease and natural gracefulness of demeanour pervaded the figure, and seemed to comprehend even those slight accessories, which were all handsome, and in good keeping.

Lying on the table next to him, carelessly thrown down, were a heavy riding whip and a slouched hat, which he likely wore because it was the best choice for the bad weather. There was also a pair of pistols in a holster and a short riding cloak. Most of his face was hidden, except for the long dark lashes that covered his downcast eyes, but there was an air of relaxed ease and natural grace about him that extended to the stylish accessories, all of which were attractive and well-matched.

Towards this young gentleman the eyes of Mr Willet wandered but once, and then as if in mute inquiry whether he had observed his silent neighbour. It was plain that John and the young gentleman had often met before. Finding that his look was not returned, or indeed observed by the person to whom it was addressed, John gradually concentrated the whole power of his eyes into one focus, and brought it to bear upon the man in the flapped hat, at whom he came to stare in course of time with an intensity so remarkable, that it affected his fireside cronies, who all, as with one accord, took their pipes from their lips, and stared with open mouths at the stranger likewise.

Mr. Willet's gaze fell on the young man only once, as if silently wondering if he had noticed his quiet neighbor. It was clear that John and the young man had crossed paths before. When he realized his stare wasn't returned or even acknowledged, John focused all his attention on the man in the floppy hat. Eventually, he stared at him with such intensity that it caught the attention of his friends by the fire, who all, in unison, pulled their pipes from their mouths and stared, mouths agape, at the stranger as well.

The sturdy landlord had a large pair of dull fish-like eyes, and the little man who had hazarded the remark about the moon (and who was the parish-clerk and bell-ringer of Chigwell, a village hard by) had little round black shiny eyes like beads; moreover this little man wore at the knees of his rusty black breeches, and on his rusty black coat, and all down his long flapped waistcoat, little queer buttons like nothing except his eyes; but so like them, that as they twinkled and glistened in the light of the fire, which shone too in his bright shoe-buckles, he seemed all eyes from head to foot, and to be gazing with every one of them at the unknown customer. No wonder that a man should grow restless under such an inspection as this, to say nothing of the eyes belonging to short Tom Cobb the general chandler and post-office keeper, and long Phil Parkes the ranger, both of whom, infected by the example of their companions, regarded him of the flapped hat no less attentively.

The burly landlord had a big pair of dull fish-like eyes, and the little man who had ventured the comment about the moon (who was the parish clerk and bell-ringer of Chigwell, a nearby village) had small, shiny black eyes like beads. This little man also wore strange buttons at the knees of his worn black pants, on his tattered black coat, and all down his long, flapped waistcoat, buttons that resembled his eyes so closely that as they twinkled in the firelight, along with the shine of his bright shoe buckles, he seemed to be all eyes from head to toe, staring with all of them at the unfamiliar customer. It’s no surprise that a person would feel uneasy under such a scrutiny, not to mention the eyes of short Tom Cobb, the general store owner and postmaster, and long Phil Parkes, the ranger, both of whom, following their friends' lead, observed him just as closely.

The stranger became restless; perhaps from being exposed to this raking fire of eyes, perhaps from the nature of his previous meditations—most probably from the latter cause, for as he changed his position and looked hastily round, he started to find himself the object of such keen regard, and darted an angry and suspicious glance at the fireside group. It had the effect of immediately diverting all eyes to the chimney, except those of John Willet, who finding himself as it were, caught in the fact, and not being (as has been already observed) of a very ready nature, remained staring at his guest in a particularly awkward and disconcerted manner.

The stranger grew restless; maybe it was from being under the intense gaze of so many eyes, maybe from what he had been thinking about before—most likely the latter. As he shifted his position and looked around quickly, he realized he was the center of such intense attention, and shot an angry and suspicious look at the group by the fireplace. This instantly shifted everyone's gaze to the chimney, except for John Willet, who, finding himself caught in the act and not being (as mentioned before) very quick-witted, continued to stare at his guest in a particularly awkward and uncomfortable way.

‘Well?’ said the stranger.

"Well?" asked the stranger.

Well. There was not much in well. It was not a long speech. ‘I thought you gave an order,’ said the landlord, after a pause of two or three minutes for consideration.

Well. There wasn't much in well. It wasn't a long speech. ‘I thought you gave an order,’ said the landlord, after pausing for two or three minutes to think.

The stranger took off his hat, and disclosed the hard features of a man of sixty or thereabouts, much weatherbeaten and worn by time, and the naturally harsh expression of which was not improved by a dark handkerchief which was bound tightly round his head, and, while it served the purpose of a wig, shaded his forehead, and almost hid his eyebrows. If it were intended to conceal or divert attention from a deep gash, now healed into an ugly seam, which when it was first inflicted must have laid bare his cheekbone, the object was but indifferently attained, for it could scarcely fail to be noted at a glance. His complexion was of a cadaverous hue, and he had a grizzly jagged beard of some three weeks’ date. Such was the figure (very meanly and poorly clad) that now rose from the seat, and stalking across the room sat down in a corner of the chimney, which the politeness or fears of the little clerk very readily assigned to him.

The stranger took off his hat, revealing the hard features of a man around sixty, much weathered and worn by time. His naturally harsh expression wasn't helped by a dark handkerchief that was tightly wrapped around his head. While it served as a sort of wig, it shaded his forehead and almost completely hid his eyebrows. If it was meant to conceal or draw attention away from a deep gash, now healed into an ugly scar, that must have exposed his cheekbone when it was first made, it didn't really work, since it was hard to miss at first glance. His complexion was a sickly pale, and he had a scruffy, jagged beard that looked like it hadn't been trimmed in about three weeks. This was the figure (very poorly dressed) that now rose from the seat, and stalking across the room, sat down in a corner by the fireplace, which the politeness or fears of the little clerk quickly assigned to him.

‘A highwayman!’ whispered Tom Cobb to Parkes the ranger.

‘A highwayman!’ Tom Cobb whispered to Parkes the ranger.

‘Do you suppose highwaymen don’t dress handsomer than that?’ replied Parkes. ‘It’s a better business than you think for, Tom, and highwaymen don’t need or use to be shabby, take my word for it.’

“Do you think robbers don't dress better than that?” replied Parkes. “It's a more lucrative business than you realize, Tom, and robbers don't have to look shabby, trust me on that.”

Meanwhile the subject of their speculations had done due honour to the house by calling for some drink, which was promptly supplied by the landlord’s son Joe, a broad-shouldered strapping young fellow of twenty, whom it pleased his father still to consider a little boy, and to treat accordingly. Stretching out his hands to warm them by the blazing fire, the man turned his head towards the company, and after running his eye sharply over them, said in a voice well suited to his appearance:

Meanwhile, the person they were guessing about had properly respected the house by ordering a drink, which the landlord's son Joe quickly brought over. Joe was a strong, broad-shouldered young man of twenty, but his father still treated him like a little boy. As he stretched out his hands to warm them by the blazing fire, the man turned his head toward the group and, after sizing them up with a keen glance, spoke in a voice that matched his appearance:

‘What house is that which stands a mile or so from here?’

‘What house is that that stands about a mile from here?’

‘Public-house?’ said the landlord, with his usual deliberation.

‘Pub?’ said the landlord, taking his time as usual.

‘Public-house, father!’ exclaimed Joe, ‘where’s the public-house within a mile or so of the Maypole? He means the great house—the Warren—naturally and of course. The old red brick house, sir, that stands in its own grounds—?’

‘Pub, Dad!’ shouted Joe, ‘where’s the pub within a mile or so of the Maypole? He means the big house—the Warren—naturally. The old red brick house, sir, that’s on its own property—?’

‘Aye,’ said the stranger.

"Yeah," said the stranger.

‘And that fifteen or twenty years ago stood in a park five times as broad, which with other and richer property has bit by bit changed hands and dwindled away—more’s the pity!’ pursued the young man.

'And that fifteen or twenty years ago was in a park five times as wide, which, along with other and more valuable property, has gradually changed hands and decreased—what a shame!' the young man continued.

‘Maybe,’ was the reply. ‘But my question related to the owner. What it has been I don’t care to know, and what it is I can see for myself.’

“Maybe,” was the reply. “But my question was about the owner. I don’t care to know what it used to be, and what it is I can see for myself.”

The heir-apparent to the Maypole pressed his finger on his lips, and glancing at the young gentleman already noticed, who had changed his attitude when the house was first mentioned, replied in a lower tone:

The heir-apparent to the Maypole pressed his finger to his lips and, looking at the young gentleman who had already been noticed—who had changed his posture when the house was first brought up—responded in a quieter tone:

‘The owner’s name is Haredale, Mr Geoffrey Haredale, and’—again he glanced in the same direction as before—‘and a worthy gentleman too—hem!’

‘The owner’s name is Haredale, Mr. Geoffrey Haredale, and’—again he glanced in the same direction as before—‘and a good gentleman too—hem!’

Paying as little regard to this admonitory cough, as to the significant gesture that had preceded it, the stranger pursued his questioning.

Ignoring the warning cough, just like the important gesture that came before it, the stranger continued his questioning.

‘I turned out of my way coming here, and took the footpath that crosses the grounds. Who was the young lady that I saw entering a carriage? His daughter?’

‘I went out of my way to get here and took the footpath that goes across the grounds. Who was the young lady I saw getting into a carriage? His daughter?’

‘Why, how should I know, honest man?’ replied Joe, contriving in the course of some arrangements about the hearth, to advance close to his questioner and pluck him by the sleeve, ‘I didn’t see the young lady, you know. Whew! There’s the wind again—AND rain—well it IS a night!’

‘Why would I know, honestly?’ replied Joe, managing while he fiddled with some things by the fire to get closer to the person asking and tug at his sleeve, ‘I didn’t see the young lady, you know. Whew! There’s the wind again—and rain—well, it’s definitely a night!’

Rough weather indeed!’ observed the strange man.

"Really bad weather!" noted the strange man.

‘You’re used to it?’ said Joe, catching at anything which seemed to promise a diversion of the subject.

‘You’re used to it?’ Joe said, grasping at anything that seemed to offer a change of topic.

‘Pretty well,’ returned the other. ‘About the young lady—has Mr Haredale a daughter?’

‘Pretty well,’ replied the other. ‘About the young lady—does Mr. Haredale have a daughter?’

‘No, no,’ said the young fellow fretfully, ‘he’s a single gentleman—he’s—be quiet, can’t you, man? Don’t you see this talk is not relished yonder?’

'No, no,' said the young man irritably, 'he’s a single guy—he’s—be quiet, can’t you, dude? Don’t you see that this conversation isn’t appreciated over there?'

Regardless of this whispered remonstrance, and affecting not to hear it, his tormentor provokingly continued:

Regardless of this quiet objection, and pretending not to hear it, his tormentor continued to provoke him:

‘Single men have had daughters before now. Perhaps she may be his daughter, though he is not married.’

‘Single men have had daughters in the past. Maybe she is his daughter, even though he isn’t married.’

‘What do you mean?’ said Joe, adding in an undertone as he approached him again, ‘You’ll come in for it presently, I know you will!’

‘What do you mean?’ Joe asked, quietly adding as he got closer, ‘You’ll get what's coming to you soon, I know you will!’

‘I mean no harm’—returned the traveller boldly, ‘and have said none that I know of. I ask a few questions—as any stranger may, and not unnaturally—about the inmates of a remarkable house in a neighbourhood which is new to me, and you are as aghast and disturbed as if I were talking treason against King George. Perhaps you can tell me why, sir, for (as I say) I am a stranger, and this is Greek to me?’

“I mean no harm,” the traveler replied confidently, “and I haven’t said anything harmful that I know of. I’m just asking a few questions—as any newcomer might, which isn’t unusual—about the people living in a remarkable house in a neighborhood that’s new to me, and you look as shocked and upset as if I were speaking against King George. Maybe you can explain to me why, sir, because, like I said, I’m a stranger, and this is all foreign to me?”

The latter observation was addressed to the obvious cause of Joe Willet’s discomposure, who had risen and was adjusting his riding-cloak preparatory to sallying abroad. Briefly replying that he could give him no information, the young man beckoned to Joe, and handing him a piece of money in payment of his reckoning, hurried out attended by young Willet himself, who taking up a candle followed to light him to the house-door.

The last observation was directed at the clear reason for Joe Willet’s discomfort, who had stood up and was fixing his riding cloak in preparation for going outside. After briefly saying that he couldn’t provide any information, the young man motioned to Joe and gave him a piece of money to settle his bill, then rushed out with young Willet himself, who picked up a candle to light the way to the front door.

While Joe was absent on this errand, the elder Willet and his three companions continued to smoke with profound gravity, and in a deep silence, each having his eyes fixed on a huge copper boiler that was suspended over the fire. After some time John Willet slowly shook his head, and thereupon his friends slowly shook theirs; but no man withdrew his eyes from the boiler, or altered the solemn expression of his countenance in the slightest degree.

While Joe was away on this errand, the elder Willet and his three friends kept smoking with serious expressions and in complete silence, each staring at a large copper boiler hanging over the fire. After a while, John Willet slowly shook his head, and his friends followed suit; yet no one took their eyes off the boiler or changed the serious look on their faces in the slightest.

At length Joe returned—very talkative and conciliatory, as though with a strong presentiment that he was going to be found fault with.

At last, Joe came back—very chatty and friendly, as if he had a strong feeling that he was about to be criticized.

‘Such a thing as love is!’ he said, drawing a chair near the fire, and looking round for sympathy. ‘He has set off to walk to London,—all the way to London. His nag gone lame in riding out here this blessed afternoon, and comfortably littered down in our stable at this minute; and he giving up a good hot supper and our best bed, because Miss Haredale has gone to a masquerade up in town, and he has set his heart upon seeing her! I don’t think I could persuade myself to do that, beautiful as she is,—but then I’m not in love (at least I don’t think I am) and that’s the whole difference.’

"Love is a real thing!" he said, pulling a chair closer to the fire and looking around for some sympathy. "He’s off to walk to London—all the way to London. His horse went lame while riding out here this afternoon, and it’s comfortably resting in our stable right now; and he’s giving up a nice hot dinner and our best bed because Miss Haredale is at a masquerade in town, and he’s set on seeing her! I don’t think I could convince myself to do that, as beautiful as she is—but then again, I’m not in love (at least I don’t think I am), and that’s the whole difference."

‘He is in love then?’ said the stranger.

‘So, he's in love then?’ said the stranger.

‘Rather,’ replied Joe. ‘He’ll never be more in love, and may very easily be less.’

“Actually,” Joe replied. “He’ll never be more in love, and he can easily be less.”

‘Silence, sir!’ cried his father.

“Be quiet, sir!” cried his father.

‘What a chap you are, Joe!’ said Long Parkes.

‘What a guy you are, Joe!’ said Long Parkes.

‘Such a inconsiderate lad!’ murmured Tom Cobb.

‘What an inconsiderate kid!’ Tom Cobb muttered.

‘Putting himself forward and wringing the very nose off his own father’s face!’ exclaimed the parish-clerk, metaphorically.

‘Putting himself out there and rubbing his own father’s face in it!’ exclaimed the parish clerk, metaphorically.

‘What HAVE I done?’ reasoned poor Joe.

‘What have I done?’ thought poor Joe.

‘Silence, sir!’ returned his father, ‘what do you mean by talking, when you see people that are more than two or three times your age, sitting still and silent and not dreaming of saying a word?’

‘Silence, sir!’ his father replied, ‘what do you mean by talking when you see people who are more than two or three times your age sitting still and silent, not even thinking about saying a word?’

‘Why that’s the proper time for me to talk, isn’t it?’ said Joe rebelliously.

“Isn’t that the right time for me to speak up?” Joe said defiantly.

‘The proper time, sir!’ retorted his father, ‘the proper time’s no time.’

"The right time, sir!" his father shot back, "the right time is no time."

‘Ah to be sure!’ muttered Parkes, nodding gravely to the other two who nodded likewise, observing under their breaths that that was the point.

‘Oh, for sure!’ muttered Parkes, nodding seriously to the other two who nodded in agreement, quietly noting that that was the main point.

‘The proper time’s no time, sir,’ repeated John Willet; ‘when I was your age I never talked, I never wanted to talk. I listened and improved myself that’s what I did.’

‘The right time is no time, sir,’ repeated John Willet; ‘when I was your age, I never talked, I never wanted to talk. I listened and improved myself—that’s what I did.’

‘And you’d find your father rather a tough customer in argeyment, Joe, if anybody was to try and tackle him,’ said Parkes.

‘You’d find your dad pretty tough to argue with, Joe, if anyone tried to take him on,’ said Parkes.

‘For the matter o’ that, Phil!’ observed Mr Willet, blowing a long, thin, spiral cloud of smoke out of the corner of his mouth, and staring at it abstractedly as it floated away; ‘For the matter o’ that, Phil, argeyment is a gift of Natur. If Natur has gifted a man with powers of argeyment, a man has a right to make the best of ‘em, and has not a right to stand on false delicacy, and deny that he is so gifted; for that is a turning of his back on Natur, a flouting of her, a slighting of her precious caskets, and a proving of one’s self to be a swine that isn’t worth her scattering pearls before.’

“For that matter, Phil!” Mr. Willet remarked, blowing a long, thin spiral of smoke from the corner of his mouth and staring at it absently as it floated away. “Regarding that, Phil, arguing is a natural gift. If nature has given a person the ability to argue, they have every right to make the most of it and shouldn’t act overly delicate or deny their talent; that would be turning their back on nature, disrespecting it, undervaluing its precious gifts, and showing themselves to be worthless, like a pig that isn’t worth nature scattering pearls in front of.”

The landlord pausing here for a very long time, Mr Parkes naturally concluded that he had brought his discourse to an end; and therefore, turning to the young man with some austerity, exclaimed:

The landlord paused for a long time, leading Mr. Parkes to assume that he had finished speaking; so, turning to the young man with a bit of sternness, he exclaimed:

‘You hear what your father says, Joe? You wouldn’t much like to tackle him in argeyment, I’m thinking, sir.’

“You hear what your dad is saying, Joe? I don’t think you’d really want to take him on in an argument, just saying, sir.”

‘IF,’ said John Willet, turning his eyes from the ceiling to the face of his interrupter, and uttering the monosyllable in capitals, to apprise him that he had put in his oar, as the vulgar say, with unbecoming and irreverent haste; ‘IF, sir, Natur has fixed upon me the gift of argeyment, why should I not own to it, and rather glory in the same? Yes, sir, I AM a tough customer that way. You are right, sir. My toughness has been proved, sir, in this room many and many a time, as I think you know; and if you don’t know,’ added John, putting his pipe in his mouth again, ‘so much the better, for I an’t proud and am not going to tell you.’

“IF,” said John Willet, turning his gaze from the ceiling to the face of his interrupter and emphasizing the word to let him know he had butted in too quickly; “IF, sir, Nature has given me the gift of argument, why shouldn’t I acknowledge it and take pride in it? Yes, sir, I AM a tough one in that regard. You’re right, sir. My toughness has been proven in this room many times, as I think you know; and if you don’t know,” added John, putting his pipe back in his mouth, “then it’s probably for the best because I’m not proud and I’m not going to tell you.”

A general murmur from his three cronies, and a general shaking of heads at the copper boiler, assured John Willet that they had had good experience of his powers and needed no further evidence to assure them of his superiority. John smoked with a little more dignity and surveyed them in silence.

A low murmur from his three friends and a collective shake of their heads at the copper boiler confirmed to John Willet that they had plenty of experience with his skills and didn't need any more proof of his superiority. John smoked with a bit more dignity and silently looked them over.

‘It’s all very fine talking,’ muttered Joe, who had been fidgeting in his chair with divers uneasy gestures. ‘But if you mean to tell me that I’m never to open my lips—’

‘It’s all well and good to talk,’ mumbled Joe, who had been shifting in his chair with various nervous movements. ‘But if you’re saying that I’m never allowed to speak—’

‘Silence, sir!’ roared his father. ‘No, you never are. When your opinion’s wanted, you give it. When you’re spoke to, you speak. When your opinion’s not wanted and you’re not spoke to, don’t you give an opinion and don’t you speak. The world’s undergone a nice alteration since my time, certainly. My belief is that there an’t any boys left—that there isn’t such a thing as a boy—that there’s nothing now between a male baby and a man—and that all the boys went out with his blessed Majesty King George the Second.’

"Silence, sir!" his father shouted. "No, you never are. When your opinion is needed, you give it. When someone talks to you, you reply. When your opinion isn’t needed and you’re not addressed, don’t give an opinion and don’t speak. The world has changed a lot since my day, that's for sure. I believe there aren’t any boys left—that there’s no such thing as a boy—that there’s nothing now between a baby boy and a man—and that all the boys disappeared with his blessed Majesty King George the Second."

‘That’s a very true observation, always excepting the young princes,’ said the parish-clerk, who, as the representative of church and state in that company, held himself bound to the nicest loyalty. ‘If it’s godly and righteous for boys, being of the ages of boys, to behave themselves like boys, then the young princes must be boys and cannot be otherwise.’

“That’s a really accurate observation, except when it comes to the young princes,” said the parish clerk, who, as the representative of church and state in that group, felt he had to be completely loyal. “If it’s good and right for boys, being boys, to act like boys, then the young princes have to be boys too and can’t be anything else.”

‘Did you ever hear tell of mermaids, sir?’ said Mr Willet.

"Have you ever heard about mermaids, sir?" asked Mr. Willet.

‘Certainly I have,’ replied the clerk.

‘Of course I have,’ replied the clerk.

‘Very good,’ said Mr Willet. ‘According to the constitution of mermaids, so much of a mermaid as is not a woman must be a fish. According to the constitution of young princes, so much of a young prince (if anything) as is not actually an angel, must be godly and righteous. Therefore if it’s becoming and godly and righteous in the young princes (as it is at their ages) that they should be boys, they are and must be boys, and cannot by possibility be anything else.’

“Very good,” said Mr. Willet. “According to the rules of mermaids, any part of a mermaid that isn’t a woman must be a fish. According to the rules for young princes, any part of a young prince (if there is any) that isn’t actually an angel must be virtuous and honorable. So, if it’s appropriate and virtuous for young princes (which it is at their age) to be boys, then they are and must be boys, and they can’t possibly be anything else.”

This elucidation of a knotty point being received with such marks of approval as to put John Willet into a good humour, he contented himself with repeating to his son his command of silence, and addressing the stranger, said:

This explanation of a tricky point was received with such signs of approval that it put John Willet in a good mood. He was satisfied with reminding his son to stay quiet and turned to the stranger, saying:

‘If you had asked your questions of a grown-up person—of me or any of these gentlemen—you’d have had some satisfaction, and wouldn’t have wasted breath. Miss Haredale is Mr Geoffrey Haredale’s niece.’

‘If you had asked your questions of an adult—of me or any of these gentlemen—you’d have gotten some satisfaction and wouldn’t have wasted your breath. Miss Haredale is Mr. Geoffrey Haredale’s niece.’

‘Is her father alive?’ said the man, carelessly.

“Is her dad alive?” the man said casually.

‘No,’ rejoined the landlord, ‘he is not alive, and he is not dead—’

‘No,’ replied the landlord, ‘he is neither alive nor dead—’

‘Not dead!’ cried the other.

"Not dead!" shouted the other.

‘Not dead in a common sort of way,’ said the landlord.

‘Not dead in a usual way,’ said the landlord.

The cronies nodded to each other, and Mr Parkes remarked in an undertone, shaking his head meanwhile as who should say, ‘let no man contradict me, for I won’t believe him,’ that John Willet was in amazing force to-night, and fit to tackle a Chief Justice.

The friends nodded to each other, and Mr. Parkes said quietly, shaking his head as if to say, ‘don’t anyone disagree with me, because I won't believe you,’ that John Willet was incredibly lively tonight and ready to take on a Chief Justice.

The stranger suffered a short pause to elapse, and then asked abruptly, ‘What do you mean?’

The stranger paused for a moment and then asked abruptly, ‘What do you mean?’

‘More than you think for, friend,’ returned John Willet. ‘Perhaps there’s more meaning in them words than you suspect.’

“More than you realize, my friend,” replied John Willet. “Maybe there’s more to those words than you think.”

‘Perhaps there is,’ said the strange man, gruffly; ‘but what the devil do you speak in such mysteries for? You tell me, first, that a man is not alive, nor yet dead—then, that he’s not dead in a common sort of way—then, that you mean a great deal more than I think for. To tell you the truth, you may do that easily; for so far as I can make out, you mean nothing. What DO you mean, I ask again?’

“Maybe there is,” the strange man said gruffly. “But why the heck are you speaking in riddles? You first tell me that a man is neither alive nor dead—then that he’s not dead in a usual way—then you say you mean a lot more than I realize. Honestly, you can say that easily because, as far as I can tell, you mean nothing at all. What DO you mean? I ask again.”

‘That,’ returned the landlord, a little brought down from his dignity by the stranger’s surliness, ‘is a Maypole story, and has been any time these four-and-twenty years. That story is Solomon Daisy’s story. It belongs to the house; and nobody but Solomon Daisy has ever told it under this roof, or ever shall—that’s more.’

"That," replied the landlord, slightly taken aback by the stranger's rudeness, "is a Maypole story, and it's been around for the past twenty-four years. That story is Solomon Daisy's story. It belongs to this house, and no one but Solomon Daisy has ever told it under this roof, or ever will—that's for sure."

The man glanced at the parish-clerk, whose air of consciousness and importance plainly betokened him to be the person referred to, and, observing that he had taken his pipe from his lips, after a very long whiff to keep it alight, and was evidently about to tell his story without further solicitation, gathered his large coat about him, and shrinking further back was almost lost in the gloom of the spacious chimney-corner, except when the flame, struggling from under a great faggot, whose weight almost crushed it for the time, shot upward with a strong and sudden glare, and illumining his figure for a moment, seemed afterwards to cast it into deeper obscurity than before.

The man glanced at the parish clerk, whose self-importance and air of significance clearly indicated that he was the person being talked about. Noticing that he had taken his pipe from his mouth after a long drag to keep it lit and was clearly about to share his story without any prompting, the man pulled his large coat around him, shrank back, and nearly disappeared into the shadows of the spacious chimney corner. The only time he was visible was when the flame, fighting to rise from beneath a heavy bundle of sticks that nearly smothered it, shot upward with a sudden, bright flash, momentarily illuminating his figure before plunging it back into deeper darkness.

By this flickering light, which made the old room, with its heavy timbers and panelled walls, look as if it were built of polished ebony—the wind roaring and howling without, now rattling the latch and creaking the hinges of the stout oaken door, and now driving at the casement as though it would beat it in—by this light, and under circumstances so auspicious, Solomon Daisy began his tale:

By this flickering light, which made the old room, with its heavy beams and paneled walls, look like it was made of polished ebony—the wind roaring and howling outside, now rattling the latch and creaking the hinges of the solid oak door, and now pounding on the window as if it wanted to break in—under this light, and in such favorable conditions, Solomon Daisy began his story:

‘It was Mr Reuben Haredale, Mr Geoffrey’s elder brother—’

‘It was Mr. Reuben Haredale, Mr. Geoffrey’s older brother—’

Here he came to a dead stop, and made so long a pause that even John Willet grew impatient and asked why he did not proceed.

Here he came to a complete stop and paused for so long that even John Willet got impatient and asked why he wasn’t moving on.

‘Cobb,’ said Solomon Daisy, dropping his voice and appealing to the post-office keeper; ‘what day of the month is this?’

‘Cobb,’ said Solomon Daisy, lowering his voice and addressing the post-office keeper, ‘what day is it today?’

‘The nineteenth.’

'The 19th.'

‘Of March,’ said the clerk, bending forward, ‘the nineteenth of March; that’s very strange.’

‘Of March,’ said the clerk, leaning in, ‘the nineteenth of March; that’s quite peculiar.’

In a low voice they all acquiesced, and Solomon went on:

In a quiet voice, they all agreed, and Solomon continued:

‘It was Mr Reuben Haredale, Mr Geoffrey’s elder brother, that twenty-two years ago was the owner of the Warren, which, as Joe has said—not that you remember it, Joe, for a boy like you can’t do that, but because you have often heard me say so—was then a much larger and better place, and a much more valuable property than it is now. His lady was lately dead, and he was left with one child—the Miss Haredale you have been inquiring about—who was then scarcely a year old.’

‘It was Mr. Reuben Haredale, Mr. Geoffrey’s older brother, who, twenty-two years ago, owned the Warren, which, as Joe has mentioned—not that you remember it, Joe, since a kid like you wouldn’t know that, but because you’ve heard me say it often—was then a much larger, better, and more valuable property than it is now. His wife had just passed away, and he was left with one child—the Miss Haredale you’ve been asking about—who was then barely a year old.’

Although the speaker addressed himself to the man who had shown so much curiosity about this same family, and made a pause here as if expecting some exclamation of surprise or encouragement, the latter made no remark, nor gave any indication that he heard or was interested in what was said. Solomon therefore turned to his old companions, whose noses were brightly illuminated by the deep red glow from the bowls of their pipes; assured, by long experience, of their attention, and resolved to show his sense of such indecent behaviour.

Although the speaker directed his words to the man who had been so curious about this same family and paused as if expecting some surprise or support, the man said nothing and gave no sign that he was listening or interested in what was being said. Solomon then turned to his old friends, their noses glowing in the deep red light from their pipes; confident, from long experience, that they were paying attention, and determined to express his disapproval of such rude behavior.

‘Mr Haredale,’ said Solomon, turning his back upon the strange man, ‘left this place when his lady died, feeling it lonely like, and went up to London, where he stopped some months; but finding that place as lonely as this—as I suppose and have always heard say—he suddenly came back again with his little girl to the Warren, bringing with him besides, that day, only two women servants, and his steward, and a gardener.’

‘Mr. Haredale,’ said Solomon, turning his back on the strange man, ‘left this place when his wife died, feeling lonely, and went up to London, where he stayed for a few months; but finding that place as lonely as this—so I’ve always heard—he suddenly came back again with his little girl to the Warren, bringing with him that day only two female servants, his steward, and a gardener.’

Mr Daisy stopped to take a whiff at his pipe, which was going out, and then proceeded—at first in a snuffling tone, occasioned by keen enjoyment of the tobacco and strong pulling at the pipe, and afterwards with increasing distinctness:

Mr. Daisy paused to take a puff from his pipe, which was going out, and then continued—initially in a stuffy tone, caused by his deep enjoyment of the tobacco and strong pulls on the pipe, and later with clearer articulation:

‘—Bringing with him two women servants, and his steward, and a gardener. The rest stopped behind up in London, and were to follow next day. It happened that that night, an old gentleman who lived at Chigwell Row, and had long been poorly, deceased, and an order came to me at half after twelve o’clock at night to go and toll the passing-bell.’

‘—Bringing with him two female servants, his manager, and a gardener. The rest stayed back in London and were supposed to come the next day. That night, an old gentleman who lived in Chigwell Row and had been ill for a long time passed away, and I received an order at half past twelve at night to go and ring the passing bell.’

There was a movement in the little group of listeners, sufficiently indicative of the strong repugnance any one of them would have felt to have turned out at such a time upon such an errand. The clerk felt and understood it, and pursued his theme accordingly.

There was a shift in the small group of listeners, clearly showing how much each of them disliked the idea of being out at such a time for such a purpose. The clerk sensed this and adapted his approach accordingly.

‘It WAS a dreary thing, especially as the grave-digger was laid up in his bed, from long working in a damp soil and sitting down to take his dinner on cold tombstones, and I was consequently under obligation to go alone, for it was too late to hope to get any other companion. However, I wasn’t unprepared for it; as the old gentleman had often made it a request that the bell should be tolled as soon as possible after the breath was out of his body, and he had been expected to go for some days. I put as good a face upon it as I could, and muffling myself up (for it was mortal cold), started out with a lighted lantern in one hand and the key of the church in the other.’

‘It was a gloomy thing, especially since the grave-digger was stuck in bed after working for a long time in damp soil and having his meals on cold tombstones. So, I had to go alone because it was too late to find anyone else. Still, I was ready for it; the old gentleman had often asked that the bell be rung as soon as he passed away, and he’d been expected to go for a few days. I put on a brave face and wrapped myself up (because it was freezing), then set out with a lantern in one hand and the church key in the other.’

At this point of the narrative, the dress of the strange man rustled as if he had turned himself to hear more distinctly. Slightly pointing over his shoulder, Solomon elevated his eyebrows and nodded a silent inquiry to Joe whether this was the case. Joe shaded his eyes with his hand and peered into the corner, but could make out nothing, and so shook his head.

At this part of the story, the strange man's clothing rustled as if he had turned to listen more closely. Slightly pointing over his shoulder, Solomon raised his eyebrows and silently asked Joe if this was true. Joe shielded his eyes with his hand and looked into the corner, but couldn't see anything, so he shook his head.

‘It was just such a night as this; blowing a hurricane, raining heavily, and very dark—I often think now, darker than I ever saw it before or since; that may be my fancy, but the houses were all close shut and the folks in doors, and perhaps there is only one other man who knows how dark it really was. I got into the church, chained the door back so that it should keep ajar—for, to tell the truth, I didn’t like to be shut in there alone—and putting my lantern on the stone seat in the little corner where the bell-rope is, sat down beside it to trim the candle.

It was just such a night as this; a strong wind was blowing, it was pouring rain, and it was very dark—I often think now, darker than I’ve ever seen it before or since; that could just be my imagination, but all the houses were tightly shut and the people were indoors, and maybe there's only one other person who knows how dark it really was. I got into the church, propped the door open so that it would stay ajar—honestly, I didn’t like the idea of being locked in there alone—and putting my lantern on the stone seat in the little corner where the bell-rope is, I sat down next to it to fix the candle.

‘I sat down to trim the candle, and when I had done so I could not persuade myself to get up again, and go about my work. I don’t know how it was, but I thought of all the ghost stories I had ever heard, even those that I had heard when I was a boy at school, and had forgotten long ago; and they didn’t come into my mind one after another, but all crowding at once, like. I recollected one story there was in the village, how that on a certain night in the year (it might be that very night for anything I knew), all the dead people came out of the ground and sat at the heads of their own graves till morning. This made me think how many people I had known, were buried between the church-door and the churchyard gate, and what a dreadful thing it would be to have to pass among them and know them again, so earthy and unlike themselves. I had known all the niches and arches in the church from a child; still, I couldn’t persuade myself that those were their natural shadows which I saw on the pavement, but felt sure there were some ugly figures hiding among ‘em and peeping out. Thinking on in this way, I began to think of the old gentleman who was just dead, and I could have sworn, as I looked up the dark chancel, that I saw him in his usual place, wrapping his shroud about him and shivering as if he felt it cold. All this time I sat listening and listening, and hardly dared to breathe. At length I started up and took the bell-rope in my hands. At that minute there rang—not that bell, for I had hardly touched the rope—but another!

I sat down to trim the candle, and after I finished, I couldn’t bring myself to get up again and go back to my work. I don’t know why, but I thought of all the ghost stories I had ever heard, even those I heard as a kid in school that I had long forgotten; and they didn’t come to mind one by one, but all at once, like. I remembered a story from the village, how on a certain night of the year (it could have been that very night for all I knew), all the dead people would rise from the ground and sit by the heads of their graves until morning. This made me think about the many people I had known who were buried between the church door and the churchyard gate, and how awful it would be to have to walk among them and recognize them again, so earthy and unlike themselves. I had known all the niches and arches in the church since I was a child; still, I couldn’t convince myself that those were their natural shadows I saw on the pavement, but felt sure there were some creepy figures hiding among them and peeking out. As I kept thinking this way, I began to think of the old gentleman who had just died, and I could swear that, as I looked up the dark chancel, I saw him in his usual spot, wrapping his shroud around himself and shivering as if he felt cold. All this time I sat there listening and hardly dared to breathe. Finally, I jumped up and took the bell rope in my hands. Just then, a bell rang—not that one, since I had barely touched the rope—but another!

‘I heard the ringing of another bell, and a deep bell too, plainly. It was only for an instant, and even then the wind carried the sound away, but I heard it. I listened for a long time, but it rang no more. I had heard of corpse candles, and at last I persuaded myself that this must be a corpse bell tolling of itself at midnight for the dead. I tolled my bell—how, or how long, I don’t know—and ran home to bed as fast as I could touch the ground.

"I heard another bell ringing, and it was deep and clear. It was just for a moment, and even then the wind swept the sound away, but I caught it. I listened for a long time, but it didn't ring again. I had heard of corpse candles, and finally, I convinced myself that this must be a corpse bell tolling by itself at midnight for the dead. I tolled my bell—how I did it or how long it went on, I don't know—and ran home to bed as fast as I could."

‘I was up early next morning after a restless night, and told the story to my neighbours. Some were serious and some made light of it; I don’t think anybody believed it real. But, that morning, Mr Reuben Haredale was found murdered in his bedchamber; and in his hand was a piece of the cord attached to an alarm-bell outside the roof, which hung in his room and had been cut asunder, no doubt by the murderer, when he seized it.

‘I was up early the next morning after a restless night and shared the story with my neighbors. Some took it seriously while others joked about it; I don’t think anyone actually believed it was true. But that morning, Mr. Reuben Haredale was found murdered in his bedroom, and in his hand was a piece of the cord connected to an alarm bell on the roof. It had been cut, probably by the murderer, when he grabbed it.

‘That was the bell I heard.

‘That was the bell I heard.

‘A bureau was found opened, and a cash-box, which Mr Haredale had brought down that day, and was supposed to contain a large sum of money, was gone. The steward and gardener were both missing and both suspected for a long time, but they were never found, though hunted far and wide. And far enough they might have looked for poor Mr Rudge the steward, whose body—scarcely to be recognised by his clothes and the watch and ring he wore—was found, months afterwards, at the bottom of a piece of water in the grounds, with a deep gash in the breast where he had been stabbed with a knife. He was only partly dressed; and people all agreed that he had been sitting up reading in his own room, where there were many traces of blood, and was suddenly fallen upon and killed before his master.

A bureau was found open, and a cash box that Mr. Haredale had brought down that day, which was supposed to hold a large sum of money, was missing. Both the steward and gardener had been missing for a long time and were suspected, but they were never found, despite being searched for everywhere. They could have searched a long time for poor Mr. Rudge, the steward, whose body—hardly recognizable from his clothes and the watch and ring he wore—was discovered months later at the bottom of a pond on the grounds, with a deep stab wound in his chest. He was only partially dressed; everyone agreed that he must have been sitting up reading in his own room, where there were many signs of blood, and was suddenly attacked and killed before his master.

Everybody now knew that the gardener must be the murderer, and though he has never been heard of from that day to this, he will be, mark my words. The crime was committed this day two-and-twenty years—on the nineteenth of March, one thousand seven hundred and fifty-three. On the nineteenth of March in some year—no matter when—I know it, I am sure of it, for we have always, in some strange way or other, been brought back to the subject on that day ever since—on the nineteenth of March in some year, sooner or later, that man will be discovered.’

Everyone now knew that the gardener had to be the murderer, and even though he has never been heard from since that day, mark my words, he will be found. The crime happened exactly twenty-two years ago today—on March 19, 1753. On March 19 in some year—regardless of when—I know it, I’m sure of it, because we have always, in some strange way, ended up talking about it on that date ever since—on March 19 in some year, sooner or later, that man will be discovered.





Chapter 2

‘A strange story!’ said the man who had been the cause of the narration.—‘Stranger still if it comes about as you predict. Is that all?’

‘What a weird story!’ said the man who had sparked the telling. —‘Even weirder if it turns out like you think. Is that everything?’

A question so unexpected, nettled Solomon Daisy not a little. By dint of relating the story very often, and ornamenting it (according to village report) with a few flourishes suggested by the various hearers from time to time, he had come by degrees to tell it with great effect; and ‘Is that all?’ after the climax, was not what he was accustomed to.

A question that caught Solomon off guard bothered him quite a bit. By telling the story often and adding a few embellishments (according to village gossip) suggested by various listeners over time, he had gradually learned to tell it very well; and hearing, "Is that it?" after the big moment was not something he was used to.

‘Is that all?’ he repeated, ‘yes, that’s all, sir. And enough too, I think.’

‘Is that it?’ he repeated. ‘Yeah, that’s it, sir. And that’s enough, I think.’

‘I think so too. My horse, young man! He is but a hack hired from a roadside posting house, but he must carry me to London to-night.’

‘I think so too. My horse, young man! He’s just a basic horse rented from a roadside inn, but he has to take me to London tonight.’

‘To-night!’ said Joe.

"Tonight!" said Joe.

‘To-night,’ returned the other. ‘What do you stare at? This tavern would seem to be a house of call for all the gaping idlers of the neighbourhood!’

“Tonight,” replied the other. “What are you staring at? This tavern seems to be a hangout for all the clueless idlers in the area!”

At this remark, which evidently had reference to the scrutiny he had undergone, as mentioned in the foregoing chapter, the eyes of John Willet and his friends were diverted with marvellous rapidity to the copper boiler again. Not so with Joe, who, being a mettlesome fellow, returned the stranger’s angry glance with a steady look, and rejoined:

At this comment, which clearly related to the examination he had just gone through, as mentioned in the previous chapter, John Willet and his friends quickly turned their attention back to the copper boiler. Not Joe, though; being a spirited guy, he met the stranger's angry stare with a steady look and replied:

‘It is not a very bold thing to wonder at your going on to-night. Surely you have been asked such a harmless question in an inn before, and in better weather than this. I thought you mightn’t know the way, as you seem strange to this part.’

‘It's not really surprising to ask where you're headed tonight. You've probably been asked this harmless question at an inn before, and in better weather than this. I thought you might not know the way since you seem unfamiliar with this area.’

‘The way—’ repeated the other, irritably.

‘The way—’ the other repeated, annoyed.

‘Yes. DO you know it?’

‘Yes. Do you know it?’

‘I’ll—humph!—I’ll find it,’ replied the man, waving his hand and turning on his heel. ‘Landlord, take the reckoning here.’

"I'll—hmpf!—I'll find it," the man replied, waving his hand and turning on his heel. "Landlord, settle the bill here."

John Willet did as he was desired; for on that point he was seldom slow, except in the particulars of giving change, and testing the goodness of any piece of coin that was proffered to him, by the application of his teeth or his tongue, or some other test, or in doubtful cases, by a long series of tests terminating in its rejection. The guest then wrapped his garments about him so as to shelter himself as effectually as he could from the rough weather, and without any word or sign of farewell betook himself to the stableyard. Here Joe (who had left the room on the conclusion of their short dialogue) was protecting himself and the horse from the rain under the shelter of an old penthouse roof.

John Willet did what he was asked; he was usually quick to help, except when it came to making change or checking the quality of any coin offered to him. He would often use his teeth or tongue, or some other method to test it, and if he was unsure, he'd go through a long series of tests that usually ended with him rejecting it. The guest then wrapped his clothes around himself to shield against the bad weather and left for the stableyard without saying a word or signaling goodbye. There, Joe (who had stepped out after their brief conversation) was keeping himself and the horse dry under the cover of an old roof.

‘He’s pretty much of my opinion,’ said Joe, patting the horse upon the neck. ‘I’ll wager that your stopping here to-night would please him better than it would please me.’

“He pretty much agrees with me,” said Joe, patting the horse on the neck. “I bet that your staying here tonight would make him happier than it would make me.”

‘He and I are of different opinions, as we have been more than once on our way here,’ was the short reply.

‘He and I have different opinions, just as we have several times on our way here,’ was the brief response.

‘So I was thinking before you came out, for he has felt your spurs, poor beast.’

‘So I was thinking before you came out, because he has felt your spurs, poor guy.’

The stranger adjusted his coat-collar about his face, and made no answer.

The stranger adjusted the collar of his coat around his face and said nothing.

‘You’ll know me again, I see,’ he said, marking the young fellow’s earnest gaze, when he had sprung into the saddle.

‘You’ll recognize me again, I see,’ he said, noticing the young man’s intense gaze as he jumped into the saddle.

‘The man’s worth knowing, master, who travels a road he don’t know, mounted on a jaded horse, and leaves good quarters to do it on such a night as this.’

'The man's worth getting to know, boss, who travels a road he doesn't know, riding a tired horse, and leaves comfortable places to do it on a night like this.'

‘You have sharp eyes and a sharp tongue, I find.’

"You have keen eyes and a sharp tongue, I see."

‘Both I hope by nature, but the last grows rusty sometimes for want of using.’

‘Both I hope by nature, but the last sometimes gets rusty from lack of use.’

‘Use the first less too, and keep their sharpness for your sweethearts, boy,’ said the man.

‘Use the first one less too, and save their sharpness for your sweethearts, boy,’ said the man.

So saying he shook his hand from the bridle, struck him roughly on the head with the butt end of his whip, and galloped away; dashing through the mud and darkness with a headlong speed, which few badly mounted horsemen would have cared to venture, even had they been thoroughly acquainted with the country; and which, to one who knew nothing of the way he rode, was attended at every step with great hazard and danger.

So saying, he pulled his hand from the reins, hit the horse sharply on the head with the butt of his whip, and took off at a gallop; racing through the mud and darkness at a reckless speed that few inexperienced riders would have dared to attempt, even if they knew the area well; and for someone unfamiliar with the route he was taking, each moment was filled with significant risk and danger.

The roads, even within twelve miles of London, were at that time ill paved, seldom repaired, and very badly made. The way this rider traversed had been ploughed up by the wheels of heavy waggons, and rendered rotten by the frosts and thaws of the preceding winter, or possibly of many winters. Great holes and gaps had been worn into the soil, which, being now filled with water from the late rains, were not easily distinguishable even by day; and a plunge into any one of them might have brought down a surer-footed horse than the poor beast now urged forward to the utmost extent of his powers. Sharp flints and stones rolled from under his hoofs continually; the rider could scarcely see beyond the animal’s head, or farther on either side than his own arm would have extended. At that time, too, all the roads in the neighbourhood of the metropolis were infested by footpads or highwaymen, and it was a night, of all others, in which any evil-disposed person of this class might have pursued his unlawful calling with little fear of detection.

The roads, even just twelve miles from London, were poorly paved, rarely repaired, and very badly made at that time. The path this rider was on had been churned up by the wheels of heavy wagons and had become damaged by the frost and thaw of the previous winter, or maybe several winters. Big holes and gaps had formed in the ground, which, now filled with water from the recent rains, were hard to spot even in daylight; plunging into any of them could have toppled a more sure-footed horse than the poor animal now pushed to its limits. Sharp flints and stones constantly rolled under its hooves; the rider could barely see beyond the horse’s head or farther to either side than his own arm could reach. At that time, all the roads around the city were plagued by robbers or highwaymen, and it was a night when any ill-intentioned person in that line of work could carry out their crimes with little fear of getting caught.

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Still, the traveller dashed forward at the same reckless pace, regardless alike of the dirt and wet which flew about his head, the profound darkness of the night, and the probability of encountering some desperate characters abroad. At every turn and angle, even where a deviation from the direct course might have been least expected, and could not possibly be seen until he was close upon it, he guided the bridle with an unerring hand, and kept the middle of the road. Thus he sped onward, raising himself in the stirrups, leaning his body forward until it almost touched the horse’s neck, and flourishing his heavy whip above his head with the fervour of a madman.

Still, the traveler rushed ahead at the same reckless speed, unfazed by the dirt and mud flying around him, the deep darkness of the night, or the chance of crossing paths with some dangerous characters. At every turn and corner, even where straying from the straight path was least expected and couldn't be seen until he was right on it, he skillfully guided the reins and stayed in the middle of the road. He charged forward, lifting himself in the stirrups, leaning his body forward until it almost touched the horse’s neck, and waving his heavy whip above his head with the intensity of a madman.

There are times when, the elements being in unusual commotion, those who are bent on daring enterprises, or agitated by great thoughts, whether of good or evil, feel a mysterious sympathy with the tumult of nature, and are roused into corresponding violence. In the midst of thunder, lightning, and storm, many tremendous deeds have been committed; men, self-possessed before, have given a sudden loose to passions they could no longer control. The demons of wrath and despair have striven to emulate those who ride the whirlwind and direct the storm; and man, lashed into madness with the roaring winds and boiling waters, has become for the time as wild and merciless as the elements themselves.

There are times when, with nature in unusual turmoil, those who are determined to take bold actions, or stirred by intense thoughts, whether good or bad, feel a strange connection with the chaos of the world around them, spurring them into similar fervor. Amidst thunder, lightning, and storms, many significant acts have taken place; individuals, who were once calm, have suddenly unleashed passions they could no longer contain. The forces of anger and despair have tried to match those who control the tempest and steer the storm; and people, driven mad by the howling winds and raging waters, have become as wild and ruthless as nature itself.

Whether the traveller was possessed by thoughts which the fury of the night had heated and stimulated into a quicker current, or was merely impelled by some strong motive to reach his journey’s end, on he swept more like a hunted phantom than a man, nor checked his pace until, arriving at some cross roads, one of which led by a longer route to the place whence he had lately started, he bore down so suddenly upon a vehicle which was coming towards him, that in the effort to avoid it he well-nigh pulled his horse upon his haunches, and narrowly escaped being thrown.

Whether the traveler was overwhelmed by thoughts that the intensity of the night had stirred up or was driven by a strong desire to reach his destination, he moved forward more like a hunted ghost than a man. He didn’t slow down until he reached some crossroads, one of which took a longer path back to where he had just come from. He rushed so suddenly toward a vehicle approaching him that he nearly yanked his horse back on its haunches and barely avoided being thrown off.

‘Yoho!’ cried the voice of a man. ‘What’s that? Who goes there?’

‘Yoho!’ shouted a man’s voice. ‘What’s that? Who’s there?’

‘A friend!’ replied the traveller.

"A friend!" replied the traveler.

‘A friend!’ repeated the voice. ‘Who calls himself a friend and rides like that, abusing Heaven’s gifts in the shape of horseflesh, and endangering, not only his own neck (which might be no great matter) but the necks of other people?’

‘A friend!’ repeated the voice. ‘Who calls himself a friend and rides like that, wasting Heaven’s gifts in the form of horses, and putting not just his own neck at risk (which might not be a big deal) but also the necks of others?’

‘You have a lantern there, I see,’ said the traveller dismounting, ‘lend it me for a moment. You have wounded my horse, I think, with your shaft or wheel.’

‘You’ve got a lantern there, I see,’ said the traveler getting off his horse, ‘can I borrow it for a minute? I think you’ve hurt my horse with your arrow or wheel.’

‘Wounded him!’ cried the other, ‘if I haven’t killed him, it’s no fault of yours. What do you mean by galloping along the king’s highway like that, eh?’

‘Wounded him!’ shouted the other, ‘if I haven’t killed him, it’s not your fault. What do you think you’re doing galloping down the king’s highway like that, huh?’

‘Give me the light,’ returned the traveller, snatching it from his hand, ‘and don’t ask idle questions of a man who is in no mood for talking.’

‘Give me the light,’ said the traveler, grabbing it from his hand, ‘and don’t ask pointless questions of someone who doesn’t want to chat.’

‘If you had said you were in no mood for talking before, I should perhaps have been in no mood for lighting,’ said the voice. ‘Hows’ever as it’s the poor horse that’s damaged and not you, one of you is welcome to the light at all events—but it’s not the crusty one.’

‘If you had mentioned that you weren’t in the mood to talk earlier, I probably wouldn’t have wanted to light up,’ said the voice. ‘However, since it’s the poor horse that’s hurt and not you, one of you is welcome to the light anyway—but it’s not the grumpy one.’

The traveller returned no answer to this speech, but holding the light near to his panting and reeking beast, examined him in limb and carcass. Meanwhile, the other man sat very composedly in his vehicle, which was a kind of chaise with a depository for a large bag of tools, and watched his proceedings with a careful eye.

The traveler didn’t respond to this remark, but held the light close to his panting and sweaty animal, inspecting it from head to tail. Meanwhile, the other man sat calmly in his vehicle, which resembled a carriage with a storage space for a big bag of tools, and observed his actions attentively.

The looker-on was a round, red-faced, sturdy yeoman, with a double chin, and a voice husky with good living, good sleeping, good humour, and good health. He was past the prime of life, but Father Time is not always a hard parent, and, though he tarries for none of his children, often lays his hand lightly upon those who have used him well; making them old men and women inexorably enough, but leaving their hearts and spirits young and in full vigour. With such people the grey head is but the impression of the old fellow’s hand in giving them his blessing, and every wrinkle but a notch in the quiet calendar of a well-spent life.

The onlooker was a plump, red-faced, solid farmer, with a double chin, and a voice rough from good food, good sleep, good humor, and good health. He was past his peak, but Father Time isn’t always harsh, and although he doesn’t wait for anyone, he often takes it easy on those who treat him well; making them old men and women for sure, but leaving their hearts and spirits youthful and full of life. With such people, a gray head is just a sign of Father Time’s blessing, and every wrinkle is merely a mark in the quiet record of a life well lived.

The person whom the traveller had so abruptly encountered was of this kind: bluff, hale, hearty, and in a green old age: at peace with himself, and evidently disposed to be so with all the world. Although muffled up in divers coats and handkerchiefs—one of which, passed over his crown, and tied in a convenient crease of his double chin, secured his three-cornered hat and bob-wig from blowing off his head—there was no disguising his plump and comfortable figure; neither did certain dirty finger-marks upon his face give it any other than an odd and comical expression, through which its natural good humour shone with undiminished lustre.

The person the traveler had so suddenly run into was like this: hearty, strong, and enjoying a vibrant old age; at peace with himself and clearly inclined to be the same with everyone around him. Even though he was bundled up in various coats and scarves—one of which wrapped around his head and tied under his chin held his three-cornered hat and wig in place—his plump and comfortable shape couldn't be hidden. The smudges on his face only added a funny and whimsical look, through which his natural good humor shone brightly.

‘He is not hurt,’ said the traveller at length, raising his head and the lantern together.

'He's not hurt,' said the traveler finally, lifting his head and the lantern at the same time.

‘You have found that out at last, have you?’ rejoined the old man. ‘My eyes have seen more light than yours, but I wouldn’t change with you.’

'So you figured that out in the end, huh?' the old man replied. 'I've seen more of the world than you, but I wouldn't trade places with you.'

‘What do you mean?’

"What do you mean?"

‘Mean! I could have told you he wasn’t hurt, five minutes ago. Give me the light, friend; ride forward at a gentler pace; and good night.’

‘Mean! I could have told you he wasn’t hurt five minutes ago. Hand me the light, friend; ride forward at a slower pace; and good night.’

In handing up the lantern, the man necessarily cast its rays full on the speaker’s face. Their eyes met at the instant. He suddenly dropped it and crushed it with his foot.

In raising the lantern, the man naturally aimed its light directly at the speaker's face. Their eyes connected for a moment. He abruptly dropped it and smashed it with his foot.

‘Did you never see a locksmith before, that you start as if you had come upon a ghost?’ cried the old man in the chaise, ‘or is this,’ he added hastily, thrusting his hand into the tool basket and drawing out a hammer, ‘a scheme for robbing me? I know these roads, friend. When I travel them, I carry nothing but a few shillings, and not a crown’s worth of them. I tell you plainly, to save us both trouble, that there’s nothing to be got from me but a pretty stout arm considering my years, and this tool, which, mayhap from long acquaintance with, I can use pretty briskly. You shall not have it all your own way, I promise you, if you play at that game. With these words he stood upon the defensive.

“Have you never seen a locksmith before, that you act like you’ve come across a ghost?” yelled the old man in the carriage. “Or is this,” he added quickly, reaching into the tool basket and pulling out a hammer, “some sort of plan to rob me? I know these roads, my friend. When I travel them, I carry nothing but a few coins, and not even a crown’s worth. I’ll be straightforward with you to save us both some trouble: there’s nothing to be gained from me except for a pretty strong arm considering my age, and this tool, which, due to long use, I can handle quite skillfully. You won’t have everything your way, I promise, if you decide to play that game.” With that, he took a defensive stance.

‘I am not what you take me for, Gabriel Varden,’ replied the other.

‘I’m not what you think I am, Gabriel Varden,’ replied the other.

‘Then what and who are you?’ returned the locksmith. ‘You know my name, it seems. Let me know yours.’

“Then what about you? Who are you?” the locksmith replied. “You seem to know my name. Tell me yours.”

‘I have not gained the information from any confidence of yours, but from the inscription on your cart which tells it to all the town,’ replied the traveller.

"I didn't get this information from any trust you placed in me, but from the writing on your cart that reveals it to the whole town," the traveler replied.

‘You have better eyes for that than you had for your horse, then,’ said Varden, descending nimbly from his chaise; ‘who are you? Let me see your face.’

‘You have a better eye for that than you did for your horse,’ Varden said, nimbly getting down from his carriage. ‘Who are you? Let me see your face.’

While the locksmith alighted, the traveller had regained his saddle, from which he now confronted the old man, who, moving as the horse moved in chafing under the tightened rein, kept close beside him.

While the locksmith got off, the traveler had gotten back on his saddle, from which he now faced the old man, who, shifting as the horse shifted in response to the tightened rein, stayed close beside him.

‘Let me see your face, I say.’

'Show me your face, I say.'

‘Stand off!’

"Back off!"

‘No masquerading tricks,’ said the locksmith, ‘and tales at the club to-morrow, how Gabriel Varden was frightened by a surly voice and a dark night. Stand—let me see your face.’

‘No sneaky tricks,’ said the locksmith, ‘and stories at the club tomorrow about how Gabriel Varden was scared by a grumpy voice and a dark night. Stop—let me see your face.’

Finding that further resistance would only involve him in a personal struggle with an antagonist by no means to be despised, the traveller threw back his coat, and stooping down looked steadily at the locksmith.

Realizing that pushing back would only lead him into a personal conflict with an opponent who was definitely formidable, the traveler shrugged off his coat, bent down, and stared intently at the locksmith.

Perhaps two men more powerfully contrasted, never opposed each other face to face. The ruddy features of the locksmith so set off and heightened the excessive paleness of the man on horseback, that he looked like a bloodless ghost, while the moisture, which hard riding had brought out upon his skin, hung there in dark and heavy drops, like dews of agony and death. The countenance of the old locksmith lighted up with the smile of one expecting to detect in this unpromising stranger some latent roguery of eye or lip, which should reveal a familiar person in that arch disguise, and spoil his jest. The face of the other, sullen and fierce, but shrinking too, was that of a man who stood at bay; while his firmly closed jaws, his puckered mouth, and more than all a certain stealthy motion of the hand within his breast, seemed to announce a desperate purpose very foreign to acting, or child’s play.

Maybe two men have never been more strikingly contrasted than these two facing each other. The ruddy features of the locksmith highlighted the extreme paleness of the man on horseback, making him look like a lifeless ghost, while the sweat brought out by his hard ride dripped from his skin in dark, heavy drops, resembling the dews of pain and death. The old locksmith's face lit up with the smile of someone hoping to catch a glimpse of some hidden trickery in this unassuming stranger's eyes or lips that would reveal a familiar face behind that clever disguise and ruin his joke. The other man's face was dark and fierce, yet also showed signs of retreat, resembling someone who was cornered; his tightly closed jaw, tense mouth, and especially the subtle movement of his hand inside his coat suggested a desperate intention that was anything but playful.

Thus they regarded each other for some time, in silence.

So they looked at each other silently for a while.

‘Humph!’ he said when he had scanned his features; ‘I don’t know you.’

‘Humph!’ he said after looking at his face; ‘I don’t know you.’

‘Don’t desire to?’—returned the other, muffling himself as before.

‘Don’t want to?’—replied the other, wrapping himself up again as before.

‘I don’t,’ said Gabriel; ‘to be plain with you, friend, you don’t carry in your countenance a letter of recommendation.’

‘I don’t,’ said Gabriel; ‘to be direct with you, friend, you don’t have in your face a letter of recommendation.’

‘It’s not my wish,’ said the traveller. ‘My humour is to be avoided.’

“It’s not what I want,” said the traveler. “My mood is best avoided.”

‘Well,’ said the locksmith bluntly, ‘I think you’ll have your humour.’

"Well," the locksmith said straightforwardly, "I think you'll find your sense of humor."

‘I will, at any cost,’ rejoined the traveller. ‘In proof of it, lay this to heart—that you were never in such peril of your life as you have been within these few moments; when you are within five minutes of breathing your last, you will not be nearer death than you have been to-night!’

‘I will, no matter what,’ replied the traveler. ‘To prove it, remember this—you've never been in such danger to your life as you have been just now; when you're only five minutes away from taking your last breath, you won't be closer to death than you were tonight!’

‘Aye!’ said the sturdy locksmith.

“Yeah!” said the sturdy locksmith.

‘Aye! and a violent death.’

"Yeah! And a violent death."

‘From whose hand?’

'From whose phone?'

‘From mine,’ replied the traveller.

“From mine,” replied the traveler.

With that he put spurs to his horse, and rode away; at first plashing heavily through the mire at a smart trot, but gradually increasing in speed until the last sound of his horse’s hoofs died away upon the wind; when he was again hurrying on at the same furious gallop, which had been his pace when the locksmith first encountered him.

With that, he spurred his horse and rode off; at first, splashing heavily through the mud at a quick trot, but gradually speeding up until the last sound of his horse's hooves faded away in the wind; then he was racing on at the same furious gallop he had been at when the locksmith first met him.

Gabriel Varden remained standing in the road with the broken lantern in his hand, listening in stupefied silence until no sound reached his ear but the moaning of the wind, and the fast-falling rain; when he struck himself one or two smart blows in the breast by way of rousing himself, and broke into an exclamation of surprise.

Gabriel Varden stood in the road with the broken lantern in his hand, listening in stunned silence until all he could hear was the wind howling and the pouring rain. He then gave himself a couple of hard taps on the chest to snap out of it and exclaimed in surprise.

‘What in the name of wonder can this fellow be! a madman? a highwayman? a cut-throat? If he had not scoured off so fast, we’d have seen who was in most danger, he or I. I never nearer death than I have been to-night! I hope I may be no nearer to it for a score of years to come—if so, I’ll be content to be no farther from it. My stars!—a pretty brag this to a stout man—pooh, pooh!’

‘What in the world could this guy be! A madman? A robber? A killer? If he hadn’t run away so quickly, we would’ve seen who was really in danger, him or me. I've never been closer to death than I was tonight! I hope I don’t get any closer for another twenty years—if that’s the case, I’ll be happy to stay this far away from it. Goodness!—what a bold thing to say to a tough guy—pfft!’

Gabriel resumed his seat, and looked wistfully up the road by which the traveller had come; murmuring in a half whisper:

Gabriel sat back down and looked longingly up the road the traveler had followed, murmuring softly:

‘The Maypole—two miles to the Maypole. I came the other road from the Warren after a long day’s work at locks and bells, on purpose that I should not come by the Maypole and break my promise to Martha by looking in—there’s resolution! It would be dangerous to go on to London without a light; and it’s four miles, and a good half mile besides, to the Halfway-House; and between this and that is the very place where one needs a light most. Two miles to the Maypole! I told Martha I wouldn’t; I said I wouldn’t, and I didn’t—there’s resolution!’

‘The Maypole—two miles to the Maypole. I took the other route from the Warren after a long day working at the locks and bells, just to avoid passing by the Maypole and breaking my promise to Martha by looking in—now that’s determination! It would be risky to continue to London without a light; it’s four miles, plus another half mile to the Halfway-House; and in between is exactly where you need a light the most. Two miles to the Maypole! I told Martha I wouldn’t; I said I wouldn’t, and I didn’t—now that’s determination!’

Repeating these two last words very often, as if to compensate for the little resolution he was going to show by piquing himself on the great resolution he had shown, Gabriel Varden quietly turned back, determining to get a light at the Maypole, and to take nothing but a light.

Repeating those last two words a lot, as if trying to make up for the lack of determination he was about to show by bragging about the strong will he had displayed, Gabriel Varden calmly turned around, deciding to get a light at the Maypole, and to take nothing but a light.

When he got to the Maypole, however, and Joe, responding to his well-known hail, came running out to the horse’s head, leaving the door open behind him, and disclosing a delicious perspective of warmth and brightness—when the ruddy gleam of the fire, streaming through the old red curtains of the common room, seemed to bring with it, as part of itself, a pleasant hum of voices, and a fragrant odour of steaming grog and rare tobacco, all steeped as it were in the cheerful glow—when the shadows, flitting across the curtain, showed that those inside had risen from their snug seats, and were making room in the snuggest corner (how well he knew that corner!) for the honest locksmith, and a broad glare, suddenly streaming up, bespoke the goodness of the crackling log from which a brilliant train of sparks was doubtless at that moment whirling up the chimney in honour of his coming—when, superadded to these enticements, there stole upon him from the distant kitchen a gentle sound of frying, with a musical clatter of plates and dishes, and a savoury smell that made even the boisterous wind a perfume—Gabriel felt his firmness oozing rapidly away. He tried to look stoically at the tavern, but his features would relax into a look of fondness. He turned his head the other way, and the cold black country seemed to frown him off, and drive him for a refuge into its hospitable arms.

When he arrived at the Maypole, Joe, hearing his familiar call, came running out to the horse's head, leaving the door open behind him and revealing a cozy scene of warmth and light—where the warm glow from the fire streaming through the old red curtains of the common room seemed to bring with it a pleasant buzz of voices and a rich smell of hot grog and fine tobacco, all wrapped in a cheerful glow—when the shadows moving across the curtain showed that the people inside had gotten up from their comfy seats and were making room in the coziest corner (how well he knew that corner!) for the honest locksmith, and a bright light suddenly streaming up indicated the goodness of the crackling log, sending a brilliant stream of sparks up the chimney in honor of his arrival—when, on top of all this, he heard a gentle sound of frying from the distant kitchen, with a musical clatter of plates and dishes, and a tasty smell that made even the wild wind seem fragrant—Gabriel felt his resolve slipping away quickly. He tried to look tough at the tavern, but his expression softened with affection. He turned his head the other way, and the cold, dark countryside seemed to push him away and drive him toward its welcoming embrace.

‘The merciful man, Joe,’ said the locksmith, ‘is merciful to his beast. I’ll get out for a little while.’

‘The kind man, Joe,’ said the locksmith, ‘is kind to his animal. I’ll step out for a bit.’

And how natural it was to get out! And how unnatural it seemed for a sober man to be plodding wearily along through miry roads, encountering the rude buffets of the wind and pelting of the rain, when there was a clean floor covered with crisp white sand, a well swept hearth, a blazing fire, a table decorated with white cloth, bright pewter flagons, and other tempting preparations for a well-cooked meal—when there were these things, and company disposed to make the most of them, all ready to his hand, and entreating him to enjoyment!

And how natural it was to step outside! And how strange it felt for a sober man to be trudging tiredly along muddy roads, facing the harsh wind and pouring rain, when there was a clean floor covered in crisp white sand, a tidy hearth, a roaring fire, a table set with a white cloth, shining pewter flagons, and other inviting arrangements for a delicious meal—when all these things were right at his fingertips, and people were eager to enjoy them with him!





Chapter 3

Such were the locksmith’s thoughts when first seated in the snug corner, and slowly recovering from a pleasant defect of vision—pleasant, because occasioned by the wind blowing in his eyes—which made it a matter of sound policy and duty to himself, that he should take refuge from the weather, and tempted him, for the same reason, to aggravate a slight cough, and declare he felt but poorly. Such were still his thoughts more than a full hour afterwards, when, supper over, he still sat with shining jovial face in the same warm nook, listening to the cricket-like chirrup of little Solomon Daisy, and bearing no unimportant or slightly respected part in the social gossip round the Maypole fire.

These were the locksmith’s thoughts as he settled into the cozy corner, gradually recovering from a nice haziness in his vision—nice because it was caused by the wind blowing in his eyes—which made it smart and necessary for him to find shelter from the weather. This same reason also encouraged him to exaggerate a slight cough and claim he wasn’t feeling well. These thoughts lingered even more than an hour later, after dinner, when he still sat with a cheerful expression in the same warm spot, listening to the chirping of little Solomon Daisy and actively participating in the lively conversation around the Maypole fire.

‘I wish he may be an honest man, that’s all,’ said Solomon, winding up a variety of speculations relative to the stranger, concerning whom Gabriel had compared notes with the company, and so raised a grave discussion; ‘I wish he may be an honest man.’

“I just hope he’s an honest man, that’s all,” said Solomon, wrapping up a range of speculations about the stranger, who Gabriel had shared information about with the group, sparking a serious discussion; “I just hope he’s an honest man.”

‘So we all do, I suppose, don’t we?’ observed the locksmith.

‘So we all do, I guess, right?’ said the locksmith.

‘I don’t,’ said Joe.

"I don't," Joe said.

‘No!’ cried Gabriel.

“No!” shouted Gabriel.

‘No. He struck me with his whip, the coward, when he was mounted and I afoot, and I should be better pleased that he turned out what I think him.’

'No. He hit me with his whip, the coward, while he was on horseback and I was on foot, and I'd feel better knowing that he revealed what I think of him.'

‘And what may that be, Joe?’

‘And what could that be, Joe?’

‘No good, Mr Varden. You may shake your head, father, but I say no good, and will say no good, and I would say no good a hundred times over, if that would bring him back to have the drubbing he deserves.’

‘Not a chance, Mr. Varden. You can shake your head, Dad, but I say no chance, and I’ll keep saying no chance, and I would say no chance a hundred times if that would bring him back for the beating he deserves.’

‘Hold your tongue, sir,’ said John Willet.

"Keep your mouth shut, sir," said John Willet.

‘I won’t, father. It’s all along of you that he ventured to do what he did. Seeing me treated like a child, and put down like a fool, HE plucks up a heart and has a fling at a fellow that he thinks—and may well think too—hasn’t a grain of spirit. But he’s mistaken, as I’ll show him, and as I’ll show all of you before long.’

‘I won’t, Dad. It’s all because of you that he felt brave enough to do what he did. Watching me get treated like a kid and put down like an idiot, HE gets the guts to take a shot at a guy he thinks—and he might even be right—doesn’t have any spirit. But he’s wrong, and I’ll prove it to him, and I’ll prove it to all of you soon enough.’

‘Does the boy know what he’s a saying of!’ cried the astonished John Willet.

“Does the boy know what he’s saying?” exclaimed the astonished John Willet.

‘Father,’ returned Joe, ‘I know what I say and mean, well—better than you do when you hear me. I can bear with you, but I cannot bear the contempt that your treating me in the way you do, brings upon me from others every day. Look at other young men of my age. Have they no liberty, no will, no right to speak? Are they obliged to sit mumchance, and to be ordered about till they are the laughing-stock of young and old? I am a bye-word all over Chigwell, and I say—and it’s fairer my saying so now, than waiting till you are dead, and I have got your money—I say, that before long I shall be driven to break such bounds, and that when I do, it won’t be me that you’ll have to blame, but your own self, and no other.’

‘Dad,’ Joe replied, ‘I know what I’m saying and I mean it better than you understand when you hear me. I can deal with you, but I can't stand the contempt that your treatment of me brings from others every day. Look at other guys my age. Don't they have freedom, their own will, a right to speak? Are they forced to sit silently and be bossed around until they become the joke of everyone? I’m a laughingstock all over Chigwell, and I’m saying—and it’s better I say this now than wait until you’re gone and I have your money—I’m saying that soon I’ll be pushed to break these limits, and when I do, it won’t be my fault but yours, and nobody else’s.’

John Willet was so amazed by the exasperation and boldness of his hopeful son, that he sat as one bewildered, staring in a ludicrous manner at the boiler, and endeavouring, but quite ineffectually, to collect his tardy thoughts, and invent an answer. The guests, scarcely less disturbed, were equally at a loss; and at length, with a variety of muttered, half-expressed condolences, and pieces of advice, rose to depart; being at the same time slightly muddled with liquor.

John Willet was so shocked by his hopeful son's frustration and boldness that he sat there, completely bewildered, staring at the boiler in a ridiculous way, trying—though totally unsuccessfully—to gather his slow-moving thoughts and come up with a response. The guests, just as unsettled, were equally confused; and eventually, after a mix of murmured, half-hearted condolences and bits of advice, they got up to leave, slightly tipsy from the drinks.

The honest locksmith alone addressed a few words of coherent and sensible advice to both parties, urging John Willet to remember that Joe was nearly arrived at man’s estate, and should not be ruled with too tight a hand, and exhorting Joe himself to bear with his father’s caprices, and rather endeavour to turn them aside by temperate remonstrance than by ill-timed rebellion. This advice was received as such advice usually is. On John Willet it made almost as much impression as on the sign outside the door, while Joe, who took it in the best part, avowed himself more obliged than he could well express, but politely intimated his intention nevertheless of taking his own course uninfluenced by anybody.

The honest locksmith offered a few words of clear and sensible advice to both sides, urging John Willet to remember that Joe was almost an adult and shouldn't be controlled too strictly. He also encouraged Joe to be patient with his father’s quirks and to try to address them with calm discussions rather than through reckless defiance. This advice was received just like most advice is. It had little effect on John Willet, almost as much as the sign outside the door, while Joe, who took it positively, expressed his gratitude but politely indicated that he intended to follow his own path, regardless of anyone else's influence.

‘You have always been a very good friend to me, Mr Varden,’ he said, as they stood without, in the porch, and the locksmith was equipping himself for his journey home; ‘I take it very kind of you to say all this, but the time’s nearly come when the Maypole and I must part company.’

‘You’ve always been a great friend to me, Mr. Varden,’ he said, as they stood outside in the porch while the locksmith was getting ready for his journey home. ‘I really appreciate you saying all this, but the time has almost come for the Maypole and me to part ways.’

‘Roving stones gather no moss, Joe,’ said Gabriel.

“Rolling stones don’t gather any moss, Joe,” Gabriel said.

‘Nor milestones much,’ replied Joe. ‘I’m little better than one here, and see as much of the world.’

‘Not really any milestones,’ replied Joe. ‘I’m hardly better than one here, and I see just as much of the world.’

‘Then, what would you do, Joe?’ pursued the locksmith, stroking his chin reflectively. ‘What could you be? Where could you go, you see?’

“Then, what would you do, Joe?” the locksmith asked, stroking his chin thoughtfully. “What could you become? Where could you go, you know?”

‘I must trust to chance, Mr Varden.’

"I have to leave it to chance, Mr. Varden."

‘A bad thing to trust to, Joe. I don’t like it. I always tell my girl when we talk about a husband for her, never to trust to chance, but to make sure beforehand that she has a good man and true, and then chance will neither make her nor break her. What are you fidgeting about there, Joe? Nothing gone in the harness, I hope?’

‘It’s a bad idea to rely on, Joe. I don’t like it. I always tell my girl when we talk about finding a husband for her, never to leave it up to chance, but to ensure beforehand that she has a good and trustworthy man; then chance won't make or ruin her. What are you fidgeting about there, Joe? I hope nothing's wrong with the harness?’

‘No no,’ said Joe—finding, however, something very engrossing to do in the way of strapping and buckling—‘Miss Dolly quite well?’

‘No no,’ said Joe—finding, however, something very interesting to do with strapping and buckling—‘Is Miss Dolly doing alright?’

‘Hearty, thankye. She looks pretty enough to be well, and good too.’

‘Thanks a lot. She looks good enough to be healthy, and nice too.’

‘She’s always both, sir’—

"She's always both, sir."

‘So she is, thank God!’

"Thank God she is!"

‘I hope,’ said Joe after some hesitation, ‘that you won’t tell this story against me—this of my having been beat like the boy they’d make of me—at all events, till I have met this man again and settled the account. It’ll be a better story then.’

"I hope," Joe said after a moment of hesitation, "that you won't share this story about me—about how I was beaten like the boy they turned me into—at least not until I've met this man again and settled the score. It'll be a better story then."

‘Why who should I tell it to?’ returned Gabriel. ‘They know it here, and I’m not likely to come across anybody else who would care about it.’

"Who should I even tell?" Gabriel replied. "They already know it here, and I'm not going to run into anyone else who would care about it."

‘That’s true enough,’ said the young fellow with a sigh. ‘I quite forgot that. Yes, that’s true!’

"That's true," the young guy replied with a sigh. "I totally forgot about that. Yeah, that's true!"

So saying, he raised his face, which was very red,—no doubt from the exertion of strapping and buckling as aforesaid,—and giving the reins to the old man, who had by this time taken his seat, sighed again and bade him good night.

So saying, he lifted his face, which was quite red—probably from the effort of strapping and buckling as mentioned—and handed the reins to the old man, who had by then taken his seat, sighed again, and wished him good night.

‘Good night!’ cried Gabriel. ‘Now think better of what we have just been speaking of; and don’t be rash, there’s a good fellow! I have an interest in you, and wouldn’t have you cast yourself away. Good night!’

‘Good night!’ shouted Gabriel. ‘Now reconsider what we’ve just talked about; and don’t be hasty, please! I care about you and wouldn’t want you to throw your life away. Good night!’

Returning his cheery farewell with cordial goodwill, Joe Willet lingered until the sound of wheels ceased to vibrate in his ears, and then, shaking his head mournfully, re-entered the house.

Returning his cheerful goodbye with warm kindness, Joe Willet hung back until the sound of the wheels faded away, and then, shaking his head sadly, went back into the house.

Gabriel Varden went his way towards London, thinking of a great many things, and most of all of flaming terms in which to relate his adventure, and so account satisfactorily to Mrs Varden for visiting the Maypole, despite certain solemn covenants between himself and that lady. Thinking begets, not only thought, but drowsiness occasionally, and the more the locksmith thought, the more sleepy he became.

Gabriel Varden headed towards London, lost in thought about many things, especially the exciting way he would tell his adventure. He wanted to explain to Mrs. Varden why he visited the Maypole, even though they had made some serious promises to each other. Thinking leads to not just new ideas but sometimes also drowsiness, and the more the locksmith pondered, the sleepier he felt.

A man may be very sober—or at least firmly set upon his legs on that neutral ground which lies between the confines of perfect sobriety and slight tipsiness—and yet feel a strong tendency to mingle up present circumstances with others which have no manner of connection with them; to confound all consideration of persons, things, times, and places; and to jumble his disjointed thoughts together in a kind of mental kaleidoscope, producing combinations as unexpected as they are transitory. This was Gabriel Varden’s state, as, nodding in his dog sleep, and leaving his horse to pursue a road with which he was well acquainted, he got over the ground unconsciously, and drew nearer and nearer home. He had roused himself once, when the horse stopped until the turnpike gate was opened, and had cried a lusty ‘good night!’ to the toll-keeper; but then he awoke out of a dream about picking a lock in the stomach of the Great Mogul, and even when he did wake, mixed up the turnpike man with his mother-in-law who had been dead twenty years. It is not surprising, therefore, that he soon relapsed, and jogged heavily along, quite insensible to his progress.

A man can be completely sober—or at least standing steadily on that middle ground between absolute sobriety and a little tipsy—yet still feel a strong urge to mix up what’s happening now with stuff that has nothing to do with it; to confuse thoughts about people, things, times, and places; and to jumble his scattered thoughts together in a sort of mental kaleidoscope, creating combinations that are as surprising as they are fleeting. This was Gabriel Varden’s condition as, nodding off in a sort of half-sleep, and letting his horse navigate a path he knew well, he unconsciously covered the distance, getting closer and closer to home. He had woken up once when the horse stopped for the turnpike gate to open, shouting a hearty ‘good night!’ to the toll-keeper; but then he drifted back into a dream about picking a lock in the stomach of the Great Mogul, and even when he did wake up, he mixed up the turnpike guy with his mother-in-law who had died twenty years ago. So it’s no wonder that he soon fell back into a daze, plodding along without even realizing how far he had come.

And, now, he approached the great city, which lay outstretched before him like a dark shadow on the ground, reddening the sluggish air with a deep dull light, that told of labyrinths of public ways and shops, and swarms of busy people. Approaching nearer and nearer yet, this halo began to fade, and the causes which produced it slowly to develop themselves. Long lines of poorly lighted streets might be faintly traced, with here and there a lighter spot, where lamps were clustered round a square or market, or round some great building; after a time these grew more distinct, and the lamps themselves were visible; slight yellow specks, that seemed to be rapidly snuffed out, one by one, as intervening obstacles hid them from the sight. Then, sounds arose—the striking of church clocks, the distant bark of dogs, the hum of traffic in the streets; then outlines might be traced—tall steeples looming in the air, and piles of unequal roofs oppressed by chimneys; then, the noise swelled into a louder sound, and forms grew more distinct and numerous still, and London—visible in the darkness by its own faint light, and not by that of Heaven—was at hand.

And now, he approached the great city, which stretched out before him like a dark shadow on the ground, turning the stagnant air a deep dull light that hinted at labyrinths of public streets and shops, buzzing with busy people. As he got closer, this glow began to fade, and the things that created it slowly became clear. Long lines of dimly lit streets could be faintly seen, with occasional brighter spots where lamps gathered around a square or market, or near some large building; over time, these grew clearer, and the lamps themselves became visible—small yellow dots that seemed to be snuffed out one by one as obstacles blocked them from view. Then, sounds emerged—the chimes of church clocks, the distant barking of dogs, the hum of traffic in the streets; outlines started to form—tall steeples reaching into the sky and uneven roofs weighed down by chimneys; then, the noise grew louder, and the shapes became sharper and more numerous, and London—visible in the darkness by its own faint light, and not by the light of Heaven—was near.

The locksmith, however, all unconscious of its near vicinity, still jogged on, half sleeping and half waking, when a loud cry at no great distance ahead, roused him with a start.

The locksmith, unaware of what was close by, continued on his way, half asleep and half awake, when a loud cry echoed from not too far ahead and startled him awake.

For a moment or two he looked about him like a man who had been transported to some strange country in his sleep, but soon recognising familiar objects, rubbed his eyes lazily and might have relapsed again, but that the cry was repeated—not once or twice or thrice, but many times, and each time, if possible, with increased vehemence. Thoroughly aroused, Gabriel, who was a bold man and not easily daunted, made straight to the spot, urging on his stout little horse as if for life or death.

For a moment or two, he looked around like someone who had been transported to a strange country in his sleep, but as soon as he recognized familiar things, he lazily rubbed his eyes and could have dozed off again, if not for the repeated cry—not just once or twice or three times, but many times, each time more forceful than before. Fully awake now, Gabriel, who was a brave man and hard to intimidate, headed straight to the source of the noise, pushing his sturdy little horse as if his life depended on it.

The matter indeed looked sufficiently serious, for, coming to the place whence the cries had proceeded, he descried the figure of a man extended in an apparently lifeless state upon the pathway, and, hovering round him, another person with a torch in his hand, which he waved in the air with a wild impatience, redoubling meanwhile those cries for help which had brought the locksmith to the spot.

The situation seemed pretty serious because, when he reached the place where the cries were coming from, he saw a man lying on the ground, apparently lifeless. Nearby, another person was waving a torch in the air with frantic impatience, while continuing to shout for help, which had led the locksmith to that location.

‘What’s here to do?’ said the old man, alighting. ‘How’s this—what—Barnaby?’

‘What’s going on here?’ said the old man, getting off. ‘What’s this—what—Barnaby?’

The bearer of the torch shook his long loose hair back from his eyes, and thrusting his face eagerly into that of the locksmith, fixed upon him a look which told his history at once.

The person holding the torch tossed his long, loose hair away from his eyes and leaned in eagerly towards the locksmith, giving him a look that instantly revealed his history.

‘You know me, Barnaby?’ said Varden.

‘You know me, Barnaby?’ Varden said.

He nodded—not once or twice, but a score of times, and that with a fantastic exaggeration which would have kept his head in motion for an hour, but that the locksmith held up his finger, and fixing his eye sternly upon him caused him to desist; then pointed to the body with an inquiring look.

He nodded—not just once or twice, but twenty times, and with such a dramatic exaggeration that it could have kept his head moving for an hour, if the locksmith hadn't held up his finger and fixed him with a stern look that made him stop; then he pointed to the body with a questioning expression.

‘There’s blood upon him,’ said Barnaby with a shudder. ‘It makes me sick!’

"There's blood on him," Barnaby said with a shudder. "It makes me feel sick!"

‘How came it there?’ demanded Varden.

"How did it get there?" asked Varden.

‘Steel, steel, steel!’ he replied fiercely, imitating with his hand the thrust of a sword.

‘Steel, steel, steel!’ he replied fiercely, mimicking a sword thrust with his hand.

‘Is he robbed?’ said the locksmith.

‘Has he been robbed?’ said the locksmith.

Barnaby caught him by the arm, and nodded ‘Yes;’ then pointed towards the city.

Barnaby grabbed him by the arm and nodded, "Yes," then pointed toward the city.

‘Oh!’ said the old man, bending over the body and looking round as he spoke into Barnaby’s pale face, strangely lighted up by something that was NOT intellect. ‘The robber made off that way, did he? Well, well, never mind that just now. Hold your torch this way—a little farther off—so. Now stand quiet, while I try to see what harm is done.’

‘Oh!’ said the old man, leaning over the body and glancing around as he spoke into Barnaby’s pale face, which was oddly lit up by something that was NOT intellect. ‘The robber ran off that way, did he? Well, well, let’s not worry about that right now. Hold your flashlight this way—a little further back—there. Now stay still while I try to see what damage has been done.’

With these words, he applied himself to a closer examination of the prostrate form, while Barnaby, holding the torch as he had been directed, looked on in silence, fascinated by interest or curiosity, but repelled nevertheless by some strong and secret horror which convulsed him in every nerve.

With these words, he focused on a closer look at the lying figure, while Barnaby, holding the torch as he had been instructed, watched silently, captivated by either interest or curiosity, yet still disturbed by a deep, hidden terror that shook him to his core.

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As he stood, at that moment, half shrinking back and half bending forward, both his face and figure were full in the strong glare of the link, and as distinctly revealed as though it had been broad day. He was about three-and-twenty years old, and though rather spare, of a fair height and strong make. His hair, of which he had a great profusion, was red, and hanging in disorder about his face and shoulders, gave to his restless looks an expression quite unearthly—enhanced by the paleness of his complexion, and the glassy lustre of his large protruding eyes. Startling as his aspect was, the features were good, and there was something even plaintive in his wan and haggard aspect. But, the absence of the soul is far more terrible in a living man than in a dead one; and in this unfortunate being its noblest powers were wanting.

As he stood there, partly shrinking back and partly leaning forward, both his face and body were fully illuminated by the bright light, clearly visible as if it were broad daylight. He was about twenty-three years old, and although he was somewhat thin, he was of average height and strong build. His hair was a thick mass of red, and the disarray of it around his face and shoulders gave his restless expression a somewhat otherworldly quality—made more intense by the paleness of his skin and the glassy sheen of his large, bulging eyes. Despite his startling appearance, his features were attractive, and there was something almost sorrowful in his pale and worn look. However, the lack of a soul is far more frightening in a living person than in a dead one, and in this unfortunate individual, its greatest qualities were absent.

His dress was of green, clumsily trimmed here and there—apparently by his own hands—with gaudy lace; brightest where the cloth was most worn and soiled, and poorest where it was at the best. A pair of tawdry ruffles dangled at his wrists, while his throat was nearly bare. He had ornamented his hat with a cluster of peacock’s feathers, but they were limp and broken, and now trailed negligently down his back. Girt to his side was the steel hilt of an old sword without blade or scabbard; and some particoloured ends of ribands and poor glass toys completed the ornamental portion of his attire. The fluttered and confused disposition of all the motley scraps that formed his dress, bespoke, in a scarcely less degree than his eager and unsettled manner, the disorder of his mind, and by a grotesque contrast set off and heightened the more impressive wildness of his face.

His outfit was green, awkwardly trimmed here and there—probably by his own hands—with flashy lace; it was brightest where the fabric was most worn and dirty, and in the worst condition where it was at its best. A pair of cheap ruffles hung from his wrists, while his neck was almost bare. He had decorated his hat with a bunch of peacock feathers, but they were droopy and broken, now hanging loosely down his back. At his side was the steel hilt of an old sword without a blade or sheath; various colorful bits of ribbons and cheap glass trinkets made up the ornamental part of his outfit. The chaotic and mismatched elements of his attire, along with his restless and eager demeanor, reflected the turmoil in his mind, creating a bizarre contrast that emphasized the wildness of his face.

‘Barnaby,’ said the locksmith, after a hasty but careful inspection, ‘this man is not dead, but he has a wound in his side, and is in a fainting-fit.’

‘Barnaby,’ said the locksmith, after a quick but thorough look, ‘this man isn’t dead, but he has a wound in his side and is fainting.’

‘I know him, I know him!’ cried Barnaby, clapping his hands.

"I know him, I know him!" Barnaby exclaimed, clapping his hands.

‘Know him?’ repeated the locksmith.

"Do you know him?" repeated the locksmith.

‘Hush!’ said Barnaby, laying his fingers upon his lips. ‘He went out to-day a wooing. I wouldn’t for a light guinea that he should never go a wooing again, for, if he did, some eyes would grow dim that are now as bright as—see, when I talk of eyes, the stars come out! Whose eyes are they? If they are angels’ eyes, why do they look down here and see good men hurt, and only wink and sparkle all the night?’

‘Shh!’ Barnaby said, putting his fingers to his lips. ‘He went out today to court someone. I wouldn’t want to bet a light guinea that he’d never court again because if he did, some eyes would lose their sparkle that are now as bright as—see, when I talk about eyes, the stars come out! Whose eyes are they? If they’re angels’ eyes, why do they look down here and see good people hurt, yet just wink and sparkle all night?’

‘Now Heaven help this silly fellow,’ murmured the perplexed locksmith; ‘can he know this gentleman? His mother’s house is not far off; I had better see if she can tell me who he is. Barnaby, my man, help me to put him in the chaise, and we’ll ride home together.’

‘Now Heaven help this silly guy,’ murmured the confused locksmith; ‘does he know this man? His mother’s place isn’t far from here; I should check if she can tell me who he is. Barnaby, buddy, help me get him in the carriage, and we’ll ride home together.’

‘I can’t touch him!’ cried the idiot falling back, and shuddering as with a strong spasm; ‘he’s bloody!’

‘I can’t touch him!’ cried the fool, stumbling back and shuddering as if hit by a strong spasm; ‘he’s covered in blood!’

‘It’s in his nature, I know,’ muttered the locksmith, ‘it’s cruel to ask him, but I must have help. Barnaby—good Barnaby—dear Barnaby—if you know this gentleman, for the sake of his life and everybody’s life that loves him, help me to raise him and lay him down.’

‘It’s his nature, I know,’ whispered the locksmith, ‘it’s harsh to ask him, but I need help. Barnaby—good Barnaby—dear Barnaby—if you know this man, for the sake of his life and everyone who cares about him, please help me lift him up and set him down.’

‘Cover him then, wrap him close—don’t let me see it—smell it—hear the word. Don’t speak the word—don’t!’

'Cover him up then, wrap him tight—don’t let me see it—smell it—hear the word. Don’t say the word—don’t!'

‘No, no, I’ll not. There, you see he’s covered now. Gently. Well done, well done!’

‘No, no, I won’t. There, you see he’s covered now. Gently. Good job, good job!’

They placed him in the carriage with great ease, for Barnaby was strong and active, but all the time they were so occupied he shivered from head to foot, and evidently experienced an ecstasy of terror.

They put him in the carriage without any trouble, since Barnaby was strong and agile, but even then, he shook all over and clearly felt overwhelming fear.

This accomplished, and the wounded man being covered with Varden’s own greatcoat which he took off for the purpose, they proceeded onward at a brisk pace: Barnaby gaily counting the stars upon his fingers, and Gabriel inwardly congratulating himself upon having an adventure now, which would silence Mrs Varden on the subject of the Maypole, for that night, or there was no faith in woman.

With this done, and the injured man wrapped in Varden’s own greatcoat that he took off for this purpose, they continued on at a quick pace: Barnaby cheerfully counting the stars on his fingers, and Gabriel secretly congratulating himself for having an adventure now that would keep Mrs. Varden quiet about the Maypole for that night, or there was no trust in women.





Chapter 4

In the venerable suburb—it was a suburb once—of Clerkenwell, towards that part of its confines which is nearest to the Charter House, and in one of those cool, shady streets, of which a few, widely scattered and dispersed, yet remain in such old parts of the metropolis,—each tenement quietly vegetating like an ancient citizen who long ago retired from business, and dozing on in its infirmity until in course of time it tumbles down, and is replaced by some extravagant young heir, flaunting in stucco and ornamental work, and all the vanities of modern days,—in this quarter, and in a street of this description, the business of the present chapter lies.

In the historic suburb—it used to be a suburb—of Clerkenwell, near the Charter House, there's one of those cool, shady streets that still exist, albeit scattered and rare, in the older parts of the city. Each building quietly exists like an old citizen who retired long ago, dozing through its decline until it eventually falls apart and gets replaced by some flashy new development, decorated with stucco and all the modern frills. In this area, in a street like this, is where the story of this chapter unfolds.

At the time of which it treats, though only six-and-sixty years ago, a very large part of what is London now had no existence. Even in the brains of the wildest speculators, there had sprung up no long rows of streets connecting Highgate with Whitechapel, no assemblages of palaces in the swampy levels, nor little cities in the open fields. Although this part of town was then, as now, parcelled out in streets, and plentifully peopled, it wore a different aspect. There were gardens to many of the houses, and trees by the pavement side; with an air of freshness breathing up and down, which in these days would be sought in vain. Fields were nigh at hand, through which the New River took its winding course, and where there was merry haymaking in the summer time. Nature was not so far removed, or hard to get at, as in these days; and although there were busy trades in Clerkenwell, and working jewellers by scores, it was a purer place, with farm-houses nearer to it than many modern Londoners would readily believe, and lovers’ walks at no great distance, which turned into squalid courts, long before the lovers of this age were born, or, as the phrase goes, thought of.

At the time this story takes place, just sixty-six years ago, a large part of what is now London didn’t exist. Even in the wildest imaginations of speculators, there were no long streets connecting Highgate to Whitechapel, no clusters of grand buildings in the swampy areas, and no little cities in the open fields. While this part of town was subdivided into streets and was bustling with people, it looked quite different. Many houses had gardens, and there were trees along the sidewalks, creating a fresh atmosphere that you can’t find today. Fields were close by, where the New River meandered, and people were happily making hay in the summer. Nature was much closer and easier to access than it is now; and even though Clerkenwell had plenty of busy trades and many working jewelers, it was a cleaner place, with farmhouses closer than most modern Londoners would readily believe, and romantic walking paths not far away, which eventually led to dilapidated courts long before this generation of lovers was born, or even thought of.

In one of these streets, the cleanest of them all, and on the shady side of the way—for good housewives know that sunlight damages their cherished furniture, and so choose the shade rather than its intrusive glare—there stood the house with which we have to deal. It was a modest building, not very straight, not large, not tall; not bold-faced, with great staring windows, but a shy, blinking house, with a conical roof going up into a peak over its garret window of four small panes of glass, like a cocked hat on the head of an elderly gentleman with one eye. It was not built of brick or lofty stone, but of wood and plaster; it was not planned with a dull and wearisome regard to regularity, for no one window matched the other, or seemed to have the slightest reference to anything besides itself.

On one of these streets, the cleanest one, and on the shady side—because good housewives know that sunlight damages their precious furniture, so they prefer the shade over its harsh glare—stood the house we're talking about. It was a modest building, neither perfectly straight nor very large or tall; not bold with huge glaring windows, but a shy, blinking house, with a slanted roof peaking over a garret window that had four small panes of glass, like a cocked hat on an elderly gentleman with one eye. It wasn’t made of brick or tall stone, but of wood and plaster; it wasn’t designed in a boring, predictable way, as no window matched the others or seemed to relate to anything besides itself.

The shop—for it had a shop—was, with reference to the first floor, where shops usually are; and there all resemblance between it and any other shop stopped short and ceased. People who went in and out didn’t go up a flight of steps to it, or walk easily in upon a level with the street, but dived down three steep stairs, as into a cellar. Its floor was paved with stone and brick, as that of any other cellar might be; and in lieu of window framed and glazed it had a great black wooden flap or shutter, nearly breast high from the ground, which turned back in the day-time, admitting as much cold air as light, and very often more. Behind this shop was a wainscoted parlour, looking first into a paved yard, and beyond that again into a little terrace garden, raised some feet above it. Any stranger would have supposed that this wainscoted parlour, saving for the door of communication by which he had entered, was cut off and detached from all the world; and indeed most strangers on their first entrance were observed to grow extremely thoughtful, as weighing and pondering in their minds whether the upper rooms were only approachable by ladders from without; never suspecting that two of the most unassuming and unlikely doors in existence, which the most ingenious mechanician on earth must of necessity have supposed to be the doors of closets, opened out of this room—each without the smallest preparation, or so much as a quarter of an inch of passage—upon two dark winding flights of stairs, the one upward, the other downward, which were the sole means of communication between that chamber and the other portions of the house.

The shop—because it had a shop—was located on the first floor, where shops usually are; and that’s where any resemblance to a typical shop ended. People didn’t walk up a flight of steps to get in or stroll in at street level; instead, they went down three steep stairs like entering a basement. The floor was made of stone and brick, just like in any other cellar, and instead of a framed window, there was a large black wooden flap or shutter, almost up to chest height, that opened during the day, letting in as much cold air as light, and often more. Behind this shop was a paneled parlor that looked out onto a paved yard, and beyond that, a small terrace garden raised a few feet above. Any stranger would think that this paneled parlor, except for the door they had entered through, was cut off from the outside world; in fact, most newcomers were noticed to become very thoughtful, as if weighing whether the upper rooms could only be reached by ladders from outside; they would never suspect that two of the most unassuming doors in existence, which anyone would take for closet doors, opened out of this room—each with no preparation or even an inch of passage—leading to two dark, winding staircases, one going up and the other down, which were the only ways to connect that room with the rest of the house.

With all these oddities, there was not a neater, more scrupulously tidy, or more punctiliously ordered house, in Clerkenwell, in London, in all England. There were not cleaner windows, or whiter floors, or brighter Stoves, or more highly shining articles of furniture in old mahogany; there was not more rubbing, scrubbing, burnishing and polishing, in the whole street put together. Nor was this excellence attained without some cost and trouble and great expenditure of voice, as the neighbours were frequently reminded when the good lady of the house overlooked and assisted in its being put to rights on cleaning days—which were usually from Monday morning till Saturday night, both days inclusive.

With all these quirks, there wasn't a neater, more meticulously tidy, or more carefully organized house in Clerkenwell, in London, or anywhere in England. There weren't cleaner windows, whiter floors, brighter stoves, or more highly polished pieces of old mahogany furniture; there was no other place on the whole street that saw as much rubbing, scrubbing, burnishing, and polishing combined. And this level of cleanliness didn't come without some cost and effort and a lot of shouting, as the neighbors were often reminded when the lady of the house supervised and helped get everything back in order on cleaning days—which typically ran from Monday morning to Saturday night, including both days.

Leaning against the door-post of this, his dwelling, the locksmith stood early on the morning after he had met with the wounded man, gazing disconsolately at a great wooden emblem of a key, painted in vivid yellow to resemble gold, which dangled from the house-front, and swung to and fro with a mournful creaking noise, as if complaining that it had nothing to unlock. Sometimes, he looked over his shoulder into the shop, which was so dark and dingy with numerous tokens of his trade, and so blackened by the smoke of a little forge, near which his ‘prentice was at work, that it would have been difficult for one unused to such espials to have distinguished anything but various tools of uncouth make and shape, great bunches of rusty keys, fragments of iron, half-finished locks, and such like things, which garnished the walls and hung in clusters from the ceiling.

Leaning against the doorpost of his home, the locksmith stood early the morning after he had encountered the wounded man, staring sadly at a large wooden key symbol, painted in bright yellow to look like gold, which hung from the front of the house and swayed back and forth with a sorrowful creaking sound, as if it were lamenting that it had nothing to unlock. Occasionally, he glanced over his shoulder into the shop, which was so dark and grimy with various signs of his trade, and so blackened by the smoke from a small forge, where his apprentice was working, that it would have been hard for someone unfamiliar with such surroundings to make out anything but an assortment of oddly shaped tools, a large collection of rusty keys, bits of iron, half-finished locks, and similar objects that decorated the walls and dangled in clusters from the ceiling.

After a long and patient contemplation of the golden key, and many such backward glances, Gabriel stepped into the road, and stole a look at the upper windows. One of them chanced to be thrown open at the moment, and a roguish face met his; a face lighted up by the loveliest pair of sparkling eyes that ever locksmith looked upon; the face of a pretty, laughing, girl; dimpled and fresh, and healthful—the very impersonation of good-humour and blooming beauty.

After a long and thoughtful look at the golden key, and many such reflections, Gabriel stepped onto the road and glanced up at the upper windows. One of them happened to be opened at that moment, and a playful face appeared; a face lit up by the most beautiful pair of sparkling eyes any locksmith has ever seen; the face of a sweet, laughing girl, dimpled and fresh, full of health—the perfect embodiment of good humor and vibrant beauty.

‘Hush!’ she whispered, bending forward and pointing archly to the window underneath. ‘Mother is still asleep.’

‘Hush!’ she whispered, leaning forward and pointing playfully at the window below. ‘Mom is still asleep.’

‘Still, my dear,’ returned the locksmith in the same tone. ‘You talk as if she had been asleep all night, instead of little more than half an hour. But I’m very thankful. Sleep’s a blessing—no doubt about it.’ The last few words he muttered to himself.

‘Still, my dear,’ replied the locksmith in the same tone. ‘You speak as if she had been asleep all night, instead of just a little over half an hour. But I’m really grateful. Sleep is a blessing—there’s no doubt about it.’ He mumbled the last few words to himself.

‘How cruel of you to keep us up so late this morning, and never tell us where you were, or send us word!’ said the girl.

"How unfair of you to keep us up so late this morning and never let us know where you were or send us a message!" said the girl.

‘Ah Dolly, Dolly!’ returned the locksmith, shaking his head, and smiling, ‘how cruel of you to run upstairs to bed! Come down to breakfast, madcap, and come down lightly, or you’ll wake your mother. She must be tired, I am sure—I am.’

‘Ah Dolly, Dolly!’ replied the locksmith, shaking his head and smiling, ‘how could you be so mean as to run upstairs to bed! Come down for breakfast, you little rascal, and come down quietly, or you’ll wake your mom. She must be tired, I know I am.’

Keeping these latter words to himself, and returning his daughter’s nod, he was passing into the workshop, with the smile she had awakened still beaming on his face, when he just caught sight of his ‘prentice’s brown paper cap ducking down to avoid observation, and shrinking from the window back to its former place, which the wearer no sooner reached than he began to hammer lustily.

Keeping these last words to himself and nodding back at his daughter, he was heading into the workshop with the smile she had put on his face still shining brightly when he caught a glimpse of his apprentice’s brown paper cap ducking down to avoid being seen, quickly retreating from the window back to its previous spot. No sooner had the wearer settled back in than he started to hammer away energetically.

‘Listening again, Simon!’ said Gabriel to himself. ‘That’s bad. What in the name of wonder does he expect the girl to say, that I always catch him listening when SHE speaks, and never at any other time! A bad habit, Sim, a sneaking, underhanded way. Ah! you may hammer, but you won’t beat that out of me, if you work at it till your time’s up!’

'Listening again, Simon!' Gabriel thought to himself. 'That's not good. What on Earth does he expect the girl to say, that I always catch him listening when she talks, and never at any other time? A bad habit, Sim, a sneaky, underhanded thing to do. Ah! You can try, but you won't change that about me, no matter how hard you work at it until your time's up!'

So saying, and shaking his head gravely, he re-entered the workshop, and confronted the subject of these remarks.

So saying, and shaking his head seriously, he went back into the workshop and faced the topic of their discussion.

‘There’s enough of that just now,’ said the locksmith. ‘You needn’t make any more of that confounded clatter. Breakfast’s ready.’

“That's enough of that for now,” said the locksmith. “You don’t need to make any more of that annoying noise. Breakfast’s ready.”

‘Sir,’ said Sim, looking up with amazing politeness, and a peculiar little bow cut short off at the neck, ‘I shall attend you immediately.’

‘Sir,’ Sim said, looking up with remarkable politeness and a strange little bow that ended awkwardly at the neck, ‘I will assist you right away.’

‘I suppose,’ muttered Gabriel, ‘that’s out of the ‘Prentice’s Garland or the ‘Prentice’s Delight, or the ‘Prentice’s Warbler, or the Prentice’s Guide to the Gallows, or some such improving textbook. Now he’s going to beautify himself—here’s a precious locksmith!’

‘I guess,’ mumbled Gabriel, ‘that’s from the ‘Prentice’s Garland or the ‘Prentice’s Delight, or the ‘Prentice’s Warbler, or the Prentice’s Guide to the Gallows, or some other so-called self-improvement book. Now he’s going to make himself all fancy—what a ridiculous locksmith!’

Quite unconscious that his master was looking on from the dark corner by the parlour door, Sim threw off the paper cap, sprang from his seat, and in two extraordinary steps, something between skating and minuet dancing, bounded to a washing place at the other end of the shop, and there removed from his face and hands all traces of his previous work—practising the same step all the time with the utmost gravity. This done, he drew from some concealed place a little scrap of looking-glass, and with its assistance arranged his hair, and ascertained the exact state of a little carbuncle on his nose. Having now completed his toilet, he placed the fragment of mirror on a low bench, and looked over his shoulder at so much of his legs as could be reflected in that small compass, with the greatest possible complacency and satisfaction.

Completely unaware that his boss was watching from the dark corner by the parlor door, Sim took off his paper cap, jumped from his seat, and in two unusual steps, something between skating and minuet dancing, bounded to a wash station at the other end of the shop. There, he wiped off all signs of his previous work from his face and hands—practicing the same step the whole time with the utmost seriousness. After that, he pulled out a small piece of mirror from somewhere hidden, used it to fix his hair, and checked the state of a little bump on his nose. Now that he had finished getting ready, he placed the piece of mirror on a low bench and looked over his shoulder at what little of his legs could be seen in that tiny reflection, with the greatest satisfaction and contentment.

Sim, as he was called in the locksmith’s family, or Mr Simon Tappertit, as he called himself, and required all men to style him out of doors, on holidays, and Sundays out,—was an old-fashioned, thin-faced, sleek-haired, sharp-nosed, small-eyed little fellow, very little more than five feet high, and thoroughly convinced in his own mind that he was above the middle size; rather tall, in fact, than otherwise. Of his figure, which was well enough formed, though somewhat of the leanest, he entertained the highest admiration; and with his legs, which, in knee-breeches, were perfect curiosities of littleness, he was enraptured to a degree amounting to enthusiasm. He also had some majestic, shadowy ideas, which had never been quite fathomed by his intimate friends, concerning the power of his eye. Indeed he had been known to go so far as to boast that he could utterly quell and subdue the haughtiest beauty by a simple process, which he termed ‘eyeing her over;’ but it must be added, that neither of this faculty, nor of the power he claimed to have, through the same gift, of vanquishing and heaving down dumb animals, even in a rabid state, had he ever furnished evidence which could be deemed quite satisfactory and conclusive.

Sim, as everyone called him in the locksmith’s family, or Mr. Simon Tappertit, as he insisted others address him in public, especially on holidays and Sundays, was an old-fashioned, thin-faced, sleek-haired, sharp-nosed, small-eyed little guy, barely over five feet tall, and completely convinced he was above average height—really, he thought he was taller than most. He had a decent figure, although on the lean side, which he admired greatly; he was even enthusiastic about his legs, which, in knee-breeches, were quite amusingly small. Sim also had some grand, mysterious notions about the power of his gaze, which his close friends never quite understood. In fact, he had been known to boast that he could completely intimidate the most arrogant beauty just by a technique he called "eyeing her over." However, it should be noted that he had never provided any proof of this ability, nor of his claimed talent to subdue and overpower even the most aggressive animals, which he said he could do with the same skill, leaving others unconvinced.

It may be inferred from these premises, that in the small body of Mr Tappertit there was locked up an ambitious and aspiring soul. As certain liquors, confined in casks too cramped in their dimensions, will ferment, and fret, and chafe in their imprisonment, so the spiritual essence or soul of Mr Tappertit would sometimes fume within that precious cask, his body, until, with great foam and froth and splutter, it would force a vent, and carry all before it. It was his custom to remark, in reference to any one of these occasions, that his soul had got into his head; and in this novel kind of intoxication many scrapes and mishaps befell him, which he had frequently concealed with no small difficulty from his worthy master.

It can be concluded from this setup that in Mr. Tappertit's small frame was an ambitious and eager spirit. Just like certain drinks, when kept in containers that are too small, will ferment and struggle against their confinement, so too would Mr. Tappertit's inner essence sometimes boil over in that precious container, his body, until it burst out with energy and chaos. He often remarked, after one of these episodes, that his spirit had gotten into his head; and during these unique moments of excitement, he found himself in all sorts of tricky situations, which he often had to hide from his esteemed master with considerable effort.

Sim Tappertit, among the other fancies upon which his before-mentioned soul was for ever feasting and regaling itself (and which fancies, like the liver of Prometheus, grew as they were fed upon), had a mighty notion of his order; and had been heard by the servant-maid openly expressing his regret that the ‘prentices no longer carried clubs wherewith to mace the citizens: that was his strong expression. He was likewise reported to have said that in former times a stigma had been cast upon the body by the execution of George Barnwell, to which they should not have basely submitted, but should have demanded him of the legislature—temperately at first; then by an appeal to arms, if necessary—to be dealt with as they in their wisdom might think fit. These thoughts always led him to consider what a glorious engine the ‘prentices might yet become if they had but a master spirit at their head; and then he would darkly, and to the terror of his hearers, hint at certain reckless fellows that he knew of, and at a certain Lion Heart ready to become their captain, who, once afoot, would make the Lord Mayor tremble on his throne.

Sim Tappertit, along with the other ideas that constantly entertained his wild imagination (ideas that, like the liver of Prometheus, grew stronger the more he indulged in them), had a big opinion of his own status. He was overheard by the maid openly expressing his disappointment that the apprentices no longer carried clubs to knock some sense into the citizens; that was his exact wording. He was also said to have claimed that in the past a disgrace had been placed on the community with the execution of George Barnwell, which they should not have meekly accepted but should have demanded him back from the government—calmly at first; then, if needed, by taking up arms—to be treated as they deemed appropriate. These thoughts always made him ponder what a powerful force the apprentices could still be if only they had a strong leader; then he would ominously, and to the alarm of his listeners, suggest certain reckless individuals he knew of, and a certain Lion Heart ready to lead them, who, once they got going, would make the Lord Mayor shake in his seat.

In respect of dress and personal decoration, Sim Tappertit was no less of an adventurous and enterprising character. He had been seen, beyond dispute, to pull off ruffles of the finest quality at the corner of the street on Sunday nights, and to put them carefully in his pocket before returning home; and it was quite notorious that on all great holiday occasions it was his habit to exchange his plain steel knee-buckles for a pair of glittering paste, under cover of a friendly post, planted most conveniently in that same spot. Add to this that he was in years just twenty, in his looks much older, and in conceit at least two hundred; that he had no objection to be jested with, touching his admiration of his master’s daughter; and had even, when called upon at a certain obscure tavern to pledge the lady whom he honoured with his love, toasted, with many winks and leers, a fair creature whose Christian name, he said, began with a D—;—and as much is known of Sim Tappertit, who has by this time followed the locksmith in to breakfast, as is necessary to be known in making his acquaintance.

In terms of fashion and personal flair, Sim Tappertit was just as adventurous and bold. He had been seen, beyond doubt, stealing ruffles of the finest quality at the street corner on Sunday nights, carefully tucking them into his pocket before heading home; it was widely known that on major holidays, he would swap his plain metal knee-buckles for a shiny pair of paste ones, all under the cover of a conveniently placed friendly post in that same spot. To add to this, he was just twenty years old, looked much older, and was at least two hundred in terms of vanity; he didn’t mind being teased about his crush on his master’s daughter; and even when he was asked at a certain obscure tavern to toast the lady he adored, he raised his glass with many winks and flirts to a lovely girl whose first name, he claimed, started with a D—; and that's about all you need to know about Sim Tappertit, who by now has joined the locksmith for breakfast.

It was a substantial meal; for, over and above the ordinary tea equipage, the board creaked beneath the weight of a jolly round of beef, a ham of the first magnitude, and sundry towers of buttered Yorkshire cake, piled slice upon slice in most alluring order. There was also a goodly jug of well-browned clay, fashioned into the form of an old gentleman, not by any means unlike the locksmith, atop of whose bald head was a fine white froth answering to his wig, indicative, beyond dispute, of sparkling home-brewed ale. But, better far than fair home-brewed, or Yorkshire cake, or ham, or beef, or anything to eat or drink that earth or air or water can supply, there sat, presiding over all, the locksmith’s rosy daughter, before whose dark eyes even beef grew insignificant, and malt became as nothing.

It was a hearty meal; besides the usual tea setup, the table groaned under the weight of a big roast beef, a huge ham, and several stacks of buttered Yorkshire cake, arranged slice by slice in a very tempting way. There was also a nice jug made of well-baked clay, shaped like an old man, resembling the locksmith, with a fine white froth on his bald head that looked like a wig, clearly showing it was filled with refreshing home-brewed ale. But, far better than any home-brewed ale, Yorkshire cake, ham, beef, or anything else that the earth, air, or water could provide, was the locksmith’s rosy daughter, who sat at the head of it all, making even the beef seem small and the malt unimportant.

Fathers should never kiss their daughters when young men are by. It’s too much. There are bounds to human endurance. So thought Sim Tappertit when Gabriel drew those rosy lips to his—those lips within Sim’s reach from day to day, and yet so far off. He had a respect for his master, but he wished the Yorkshire cake might choke him.

Fathers should never kiss their daughters when young men are around. It’s too much. There are limits to what people can handle. That’s what Sim Tappertit thought when Gabriel brought those rosy lips to his—those lips that Sim could see every day, yet felt so distant. He had respect for his master, but he wished the Yorkshire cake would choke him.

‘Father,’ said the locksmith’s daughter, when this salute was over, and they took their seats at table, ‘what is this I hear about last night?’

‘Dad,’ said the locksmith’s daughter, after the greeting was over and they took their seats at the table, ‘what’s this I hear about last night?’

‘All true, my dear; true as the Gospel, Doll.’

"You're absolutely right, my dear; just as true as the Gospel, Doll."

‘Young Mr Chester robbed, and lying wounded in the road, when you came up!’

‘Young Mr. Chester was robbed and left wounded in the road when you arrived!’

‘Ay—Mr Edward. And beside him, Barnaby, calling for help with all his might. It was well it happened as it did; for the road’s a lonely one, the hour was late, and, the night being cold, and poor Barnaby even less sensible than usual from surprise and fright, the young gentleman might have met his death in a very short time.’

‘Oh—Mr. Edward. And next to him, Barnaby, shouting for help with all his strength. It was lucky it happened the way it did; because the road is a desolate one, it was late, and with the night being cold, and poor Barnaby being even less aware than usual from shock and fear, the young man could have faced serious danger very quickly.’

‘I dread to think of it!’ cried his daughter with a shudder. ‘How did you know him?’

‘I dread to think of it!’ cried his daughter with a shiver. ‘How did you know him?’

‘Know him!’ returned the locksmith. ‘I didn’t know him—how could I? I had never seen him, often as I had heard and spoken of him. I took him to Mrs Rudge’s; and she no sooner saw him than the truth came out.’

“Know him!” replied the locksmith. “I didn’t know him—how could I? I had never seen him, even though I had heard and talked about him many times. I took him to Mrs. Rudge’s, and as soon as she saw him, the truth came out.”

‘Miss Emma, father—If this news should reach her, enlarged upon as it is sure to be, she will go distracted.’

‘Miss Emma, Dad—If she hears this news, especially since it will definitely be exaggerated, she’ll go crazy.’

‘Why, lookye there again, how a man suffers for being good-natured,’ said the locksmith. ‘Miss Emma was with her uncle at the masquerade at Carlisle House, where she had gone, as the people at the Warren told me, sorely against her will. What does your blockhead father when he and Mrs Rudge have laid their heads together, but goes there when he ought to be abed, makes interest with his friend the doorkeeper, slips him on a mask and domino, and mixes with the masquers.’

“Look at how much a guy suffers just for being nice,” said the locksmith. “Miss Emma was with her uncle at the masquerade at Carlisle House, where she went, as the folks at the Warren told me, very much against her wishes. What does your clueless father do when he and Mrs. Rudge have their heads together? He goes there when he should be in bed, makes friends with the doorkeeper, puts on a mask and cloak, and blends in with the partygoers.”

‘And like himself to do so!’ cried the girl, putting her fair arm round his neck, and giving him a most enthusiastic kiss.

"And just like him to do that!" the girl exclaimed, wrapping her fair arm around his neck and planting a very enthusiastic kiss on him.

‘Like himself!’ repeated Gabriel, affecting to grumble, but evidently delighted with the part he had taken, and with her praise. ‘Very like himself—so your mother said. However, he mingled with the crowd, and prettily worried and badgered he was, I warrant you, with people squeaking, “Don’t you know me?” and “I’ve found you out,” and all that kind of nonsense in his ears. He might have wandered on till now, but in a little room there was a young lady who had taken off her mask, on account of the place being very warm, and was sitting there alone.’

“Just like him!” Gabriel said, pretending to grumble but clearly pleased with his role and her compliment. “Just like him—your mom said so. Anyway, he blended into the crowd, and I bet he was prettily annoyed and bothered by people saying things like, ‘Don’t you know me?’ and ‘I’ve figured you out,’ and all that nonsense. He might have kept wandering like that, but there was a young lady in a small room who had taken off her mask because it was really warm, and she was sitting there all by herself.”

‘And that was she?’ said his daughter hastily.

‘And that was her?’ said his daughter quickly.

‘And that was she,’ replied the locksmith; ‘and I no sooner whispered to her what the matter was—as softly, Doll, and with nearly as much art as you could have used yourself—than she gives a kind of scream and faints away.’

‘And that was her,’ replied the locksmith; ‘and as soon as I whispered to her what was going on—softly, Doll, and with almost as much skill as you would have used yourself—she let out a kind of scream and fainted.’

‘What did you do—what happened next?’ asked his daughter. ‘Why, the masks came flocking round, with a general noise and hubbub, and I thought myself in luck to get clear off, that’s all,’ rejoined the locksmith. ‘What happened when I reached home you may guess, if you didn’t hear it. Ah! Well, it’s a poor heart that never rejoices.—Put Toby this way, my dear.’

‘What did you do—what happened next?’ asked his daughter. ‘Well, the masks came rushing in, making a big noise, and I just figured I was lucky to get away, that’s all,’ replied the locksmith. ‘You can imagine what happened when I got home, unless you heard it. Ah! Well, it’s a sad heart that never finds joy.—Put Toby this way, my dear.’

This Toby was the brown jug of which previous mention has been made. Applying his lips to the worthy old gentleman’s benevolent forehead, the locksmith, who had all this time been ravaging among the eatables, kept them there so long, at the same time raising the vessel slowly in the air, that at length Toby stood on his head upon his nose, when he smacked his lips, and set him on the table again with fond reluctance.

This Toby was the brown jug that was mentioned earlier. Applying his lips to the kind old gentleman’s forehead, the locksmith, who had been rummaging through the food all this time, kept them there so long while slowly raising the jug in the air, that eventually Toby ended up standing on his head on his nose. Then, he smacked his lips and set him back on the table with affectionate hesitation.

Although Sim Tappertit had taken no share in this conversation, no part of it being addressed to him, he had not been wanting in such silent manifestations of astonishment, as he deemed most compatible with the favourable display of his eyes. Regarding the pause which now ensued, as a particularly advantageous opportunity for doing great execution with them upon the locksmith’s daughter (who he had no doubt was looking at him in mute admiration), he began to screw and twist his face, and especially those features, into such extraordinary, hideous, and unparalleled contortions, that Gabriel, who happened to look towards him, was stricken with amazement.

Although Sim Tappertit hadn't participated in this conversation and none of it was directed at him, he still showed silent signs of astonishment in a way he thought would best highlight his eyes. Seeing the pause that followed as a perfect chance to impress the locksmith’s daughter (who he was sure was gazing at him in silent admiration), he started to screw and twist his face, especially those features, into such bizarre, ugly, and unmatched contortions that Gabriel, who happened to glance his way, was left in shock.

‘Why, what the devil’s the matter with the lad?’ cried the locksmith. ‘Is he choking?’

‘What on earth is wrong with the kid?’ shouted the locksmith. ‘Is he choking?’

‘Who?’ demanded Sim, with some disdain.

"Who?" Sim asked, sounding a bit scornful.

‘Who? Why, you,’ returned his master. ‘What do you mean by making those horrible faces over your breakfast?’

‘Who? That would be you,’ his master replied. ‘What’s with those awful faces while you’re eating breakfast?’

‘Faces are matters of taste, sir,’ said Mr Tappertit, rather discomfited; not the less so because he saw the locksmith’s daughter smiling.

‘Faces are a matter of taste, sir,’ Mr. Tappertit said, feeling a bit uncomfortable; especially since he noticed the locksmith’s daughter smiling.

‘Sim,’ rejoined Gabriel, laughing heartily. ‘Don’t be a fool, for I’d rather see you in your senses. These young fellows,’ he added, turning to his daughter, ‘are always committing some folly or another. There was a quarrel between Joe Willet and old John last night though I can’t say Joe was much in fault either. He’ll be missing one of these mornings, and will have gone away upon some wild-goose errand, seeking his fortune.—Why, what’s the matter, Doll? YOU are making faces now. The girls are as bad as the boys every bit!’

“Sure,” Gabriel said, laughing heartily. “Don’t be silly; I’d rather see you thinking clearly. These young guys,” he added, turning to his daughter, “are always getting into some kind of trouble. There was a fight between Joe Willet and old John last night, though I can’t say Joe was really to blame. He’ll probably disappear one of these mornings, off on some wild goose chase trying to find his fortune. —Hey, what’s wrong, Doll? You’re making faces now. The girls are just as bad as the boys!”

‘It’s the tea,’ said Dolly, turning alternately very red and very white, which is no doubt the effect of a slight scald—‘so very hot.’

“It’s the tea,” Dolly said, alternating between bright red and pale white, which is probably just because she got a little burned—“it’s so hot.”

Mr Tappertit looked immensely big at a quartern loaf on the table, and breathed hard.

Mr. Tappertit looked extremely large at the quarter loaf on the table and breathed heavily.

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‘Is that all?’ returned the locksmith. ‘Put some more milk in it.—Yes, I am sorry for Joe, because he is a likely young fellow, and gains upon one every time one sees him. But he’ll start off, you’ll find. Indeed he told me as much himself!’

‘Is that it?’ said the locksmith. ‘Add some more milk to it.—Yeah, I feel bad for Joe because he’s a good young guy, and he impresses everyone more each time you see him. But he’ll take off, you’ll see. In fact, he told me that himself!’

‘Indeed!’ cried Dolly in a faint voice. ‘In-deed!’

‘Absolutely!’ exclaimed Dolly in a weak voice. ‘Absolutely!’

‘Is the tea tickling your throat still, my dear?’ said the locksmith.

"Is the tea still tickling your throat, my dear?" asked the locksmith.

But, before his daughter could make him any answer, she was taken with a troublesome cough, and it was such a very unpleasant cough, that, when she left off, the tears were starting in her bright eyes. The good-natured locksmith was still patting her on the back and applying such gentle restoratives, when a message arrived from Mrs Varden, making known to all whom it might concern, that she felt too much indisposed to rise after her great agitation and anxiety of the previous night; and therefore desired to be immediately accommodated with the little black teapot of strong mixed tea, a couple of rounds of buttered toast, a middling-sized dish of beef and ham cut thin, and the Protestant Manual in two volumes post octavo. Like some other ladies who in remote ages flourished upon this globe, Mrs Varden was most devout when most ill-tempered. Whenever she and her husband were at unusual variance, then the Protestant Manual was in high feather.

But before his daughter could respond to him, she was struck by a bothersome cough, and it was such an unpleasant cough that when she stopped, tears were welling up in her bright eyes. The kindhearted locksmith was still patting her on the back and offering gentle remedies when a message arrived from Mrs. Varden, informing everyone concerned that she felt too unwell to get out of bed after her significant distress and anxiety the night before. She therefore requested to be immediately provided with the little black teapot of strong mixed tea, a couple of slices of buttered toast, a medium-sized plate of thinly sliced beef and ham, and the Protestant Manual in two volumes. Like some other ladies who once thrived on this planet, Mrs. Varden was most devout when she was in a bad mood. Whenever she and her husband were particularly at odds, the Protestant Manual was in high demand.

Knowing from experience what these requests portended, the triumvirate broke up; Dolly, to see the orders executed with all despatch; Gabriel, to some out-of-door work in his little chaise; and Sim, to his daily duty in the workshop, to which retreat he carried the big look, although the loaf remained behind.

Knowing from experience what these requests meant, the trio split up; Dolly went to see the orders carried out quickly; Gabriel headed off to do some outdoor work in his little cart; and Sim went to his daily task in the workshop, where he took his heavy expression, even though the loaf stayed behind.

Indeed the big look increased immensely, and when he had tied his apron on, became quite gigantic. It was not until he had several times walked up and down with folded arms, and the longest strides he could take, and had kicked a great many small articles out of his way, that his lip began to curl. At length, a gloomy derision came upon his features, and he smiled; uttering meanwhile with supreme contempt the monosyllable ‘Joe!’

Indeed, his big appearance grew significantly, and once he tied on his apron, it became quite massive. It wasn't until he had walked up and down several times with his arms folded, taking the longest strides possible, and had kicked a number of small items out of his way, that his lip began to curl. Eventually, a dark mockery settled on his face, and he smiled, meanwhile expressing absolute disdain with the single word ‘Joe!’

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‘I eyed her over, while he talked about the fellow,’ he said, ‘and that was of course the reason of her being confused. Joe!’

"I looked her over while he talked about the guy," he said, "and that was obviously why she was confused. Joe!"

He walked up and down again much quicker than before, and if possible with longer strides; sometimes stopping to take a glance at his legs, and sometimes to jerk out, and cast from him, another ‘Joe!’ In the course of a quarter of an hour or so he again assumed the paper cap and tried to work. No. It could not be done.

He paced back and forth much faster than before, and if possible with longer strides; sometimes stopping to check his legs, and sometimes to shout out, and throw away, another ‘Joe!’ After about fifteen minutes, he put on the paper cap again and tried to get back to work. No. It just couldn't be done.

‘I’ll do nothing to-day,’ said Mr Tappertit, dashing it down again, ‘but grind. I’ll grind up all the tools. Grinding will suit my present humour well. Joe!’

‘I won’t do anything today,’ said Mr. Tappertit, slamming it down again, ‘except grind. I’ll grind up all the tools. Grinding fits my mood perfectly. Joe!’

Whirr-r-r-r. The grindstone was soon in motion; the sparks were flying off in showers. This was the occupation for his heated spirit.

Whirr-r-r-r. The grindstone was quickly spinning; sparks were flying off in bursts. This was the perfect task for his restless spirit.

Whirr-r-r-r-r-r-r.

Whirrrrr.

‘Something will come of this!’ said Mr Tappertit, pausing as if in triumph, and wiping his heated face upon his sleeve. ‘Something will come of this. I hope it mayn’t be human gore!’

‘Something will come of this!’ said Mr. Tappertit, pausing as if in triumph and wiping his sweaty face on his sleeve. ‘Something will come of this. I just hope it’s not human blood!’

Whirr-r-r-r-r-r-r-r.

Whirring.





Chapter 5

As soon as the business of the day was over, the locksmith sallied forth, alone, to visit the wounded gentleman and ascertain the progress of his recovery. The house where he had left him was in a by-street in Southwark, not far from London Bridge; and thither he hied with all speed, bent upon returning with as little delay as might be, and getting to bed betimes.

Once the day's work was done, the locksmith set out alone to check on the injured gentleman and see how he was recovering. The house where he had left him was on a side street in Southwark, not far from London Bridge; and he hurried there quickly, determined to return with minimal delay and get to bed early.

The evening was boisterous—scarcely better than the previous night had been. It was not easy for a stout man like Gabriel to keep his legs at the street corners, or to make head against the high wind, which often fairly got the better of him, and drove him back some paces, or, in defiance of all his energy, forced him to take shelter in an arch or doorway until the fury of the gust was spent. Occasionally a hat or wig, or both, came spinning and trundling past him, like a mad thing; while the more serious spectacle of falling tiles and slates, or of masses of brick and mortar or fragments of stone-coping rattling upon the pavement near at hand, and splitting into fragments, did not increase the pleasure of the journey, or make the way less dreary.

The evening was lively—no better than the night before. It was tough for a heavyset guy like Gabriel to stand firm at street corners or push against the strong wind, which often got the upper hand, pushing him back a few steps or forcing him to duck into an arch or doorway until the gusts died down. Every now and then, a hat or wig, or both, would zoom past him like they were alive, while the more serious sight of falling tiles and slates, or chunks of brick and mortar, or pieces of stone coping rattling on the pavement nearby, breaking apart, didn’t make the journey any more enjoyable or the path any less dreary.

‘A trying night for a man like me to walk in!’ said the locksmith, as he knocked softly at the widow’s door. ‘I’d rather be in old John’s chimney-corner, faith!’

‘What a tough night for someone like me to be out walking!’ said the locksmith, as he knocked softly on the widow’s door. ‘I’d rather be by old John’s fireplace, for sure!’

‘Who’s there?’ demanded a woman’s voice from within. Being answered, it added a hasty word of welcome, and the door was quickly opened.

“Who’s there?” a woman’s voice called from inside. After receiving a response, she added a quick welcome, and the door was opened right away.

She was about forty—perhaps two or three years older—with a cheerful aspect, and a face that had once been pretty. It bore traces of affliction and care, but they were of an old date, and Time had smoothed them. Any one who had bestowed but a casual glance on Barnaby might have known that this was his mother, from the strong resemblance between them; but where in his face there was wildness and vacancy, in hers there was the patient composure of long effort and quiet resignation.

She was around forty—maybe two or three years older—with a cheerful demeanor and a face that used to be pretty. It showed signs of hardship and worry, but those were from long ago, and Time had softened them. Anyone who took just a quick look at Barnaby would recognize that this was his mother, given their strong resemblance; but while his face had wildness and emptiness, hers had the calm endurance of long struggle and quiet acceptance.

One thing about this face was very strange and startling. You could not look upon it in its most cheerful mood without feeling that it had some extraordinary capacity of expressing terror. It was not on the surface. It was in no one feature that it lingered. You could not take the eyes or mouth, or lines upon the cheek, and say, if this or that were otherwise, it would not be so. Yet there it always lurked—something for ever dimly seen, but ever there, and never absent for a moment. It was the faintest, palest shadow of some look, to which an instant of intense and most unutterable horror only could have given birth; but indistinct and feeble as it was, it did suggest what that look must have been, and fixed it in the mind as if it had had existence in a dream.

One thing about this face was very strange and unsettling. You couldn’t look at it when it was at its most cheerful without feeling that it had some incredible ability to express fear. It wasn't just on the surface. It wasn’t in any single feature that it lingered. You couldn’t take the eyes, mouth, or lines on the cheek and say that if this or that were different, it wouldn’t be the same. Yet it was always there—something that was always faintly perceived but never absent for a moment. It was the faintest, palest shadow of a look that could only have come from a moment of intense and indescribable horror; but as vague and weak as it was, it suggested what that look must have been and locked it in your mind as though it had existed in a dream.

More faintly imaged, and wanting force and purpose, as it were, because of his darkened intellect, there was this same stamp upon the son. Seen in a picture, it must have had some legend with it, and would have haunted those who looked upon the canvas. They who knew the Maypole story, and could remember what the widow was, before her husband’s and his master’s murder, understood it well. They recollected how the change had come, and could call to mind that when her son was born, upon the very day the deed was known, he bore upon his wrist what seemed a smear of blood but half washed out.

More faintly depicted and lacking strength and direction, as it were, because of his confused mind, the same mark was visible on the son. In a painting, it probably had some caption with it and would have haunted those who viewed the canvas. Those familiar with the Maypole tale, who could remember what the widow was like before her husband’s and her master’s murder, understood it well. They recalled how everything changed and remembered that when her son was born, on the very day the crime was revealed, he had what looked like a half-washed out smear of blood on his wrist.

‘God save you, neighbour!’ said the locksmith, as he followed her, with the air of an old friend, into a little parlour where a cheerful fire was burning.

“God save you, neighbor!” said the locksmith, as he followed her, like an old friend, into a small living room where a cozy fire was burning.

‘And you,’ she answered smiling. ‘Your kind heart has brought you here again. Nothing will keep you at home, I know of old, if there are friends to serve or comfort, out of doors.’

‘And you,’ she replied with a smile. ‘Your kind heart has brought you here again. I know from experience that nothing can keep you at home if there are friends to help or comfort outside.’

‘Tut, tut,’ returned the locksmith, rubbing his hands and warming them. ‘You women are such talkers. What of the patient, neighbour?’

‘Tut, tut,’ said the locksmith, rubbing his hands to warm them. ‘You women love to chat. What about the patient, neighbor?’

‘He is sleeping now. He was very restless towards daylight, and for some hours tossed and tumbled sadly. But the fever has left him, and the doctor says he will soon mend. He must not be removed until to-morrow.’

‘He’s sleeping now. He was really restless until dawn, and for several hours, he tossed and turned sadly. But the fever has left him, and the doctor says he’ll be better soon. He can’t be moved until tomorrow.’

‘He has had visitors to-day—humph?’ said Gabriel, slyly.

'He had visitors today—huh?' Gabriel said, slyly.

‘Yes. Old Mr Chester has been here ever since we sent for him, and had not been gone many minutes when you knocked.’

‘Yes. Old Mr. Chester has been here ever since we called for him, and he hadn't been gone for long when you knocked.’

‘No ladies?’ said Gabriel, elevating his eyebrows and looking disappointed.

‘No ladies?’ Gabriel said, raising his eyebrows and looking disappointed.

‘A letter,’ replied the widow.

"A letter," replied the widow.

‘Come. That’s better than nothing!’ replied the locksmith. ‘Who was the bearer?’

‘Come on. That’s better than nothing!’ replied the locksmith. ‘Who brought it?’

‘Barnaby, of course.’

"Obviously, Barnaby."

‘Barnaby’s a jewel!’ said Varden; ‘and comes and goes with ease where we who think ourselves much wiser would make but a poor hand of it. He is not out wandering, again, I hope?’

‘Barnaby’s a gem!’ said Varden; ‘and he moves around effortlessly where we, who think we’re much smarter, would do a terrible job of it. I hope he’s not off wandering again?’

‘Thank Heaven he is in his bed; having been up all night, as you know, and on his feet all day. He was quite tired out. Ah, neighbour, if I could but see him oftener so—if I could but tame down that terrible restlessness—’

‘Thank goodness he’s in bed; he was up all night, as you know, and on his feet all day. He was completely worn out. Ah, neighbor, if only I could see him more often like this—if I could just calm that terrible restlessness—’

‘In good time,’ said the locksmith, kindly, ‘in good time—don’t be down-hearted. To my mind he grows wiser every day.’

“In good time,” said the locksmith, kindly, “in good time—don’t be discouraged. I believe he gets wiser every day.”

The widow shook her head. And yet, though she knew the locksmith sought to cheer her, and spoke from no conviction of his own, she was glad to hear even this praise of her poor benighted son.

The widow shook her head. Still, even though she knew the locksmith was trying to comfort her and wasn’t truly convinced, she felt grateful to hear some praise for her misguided son.

‘He will be a ‘cute man yet,’ resumed the locksmith. ‘Take care, when we are growing old and foolish, Barnaby doesn’t put us to the blush, that’s all. But our other friend,’ he added, looking under the table and about the floor—‘sharpest and cunningest of all the sharp and cunning ones—where’s he?’

‘He will be a cute guy yet,’ continued the locksmith. ‘Just be careful that when we’re old and foolish, Barnaby doesn’t make us embarrassed, that’s all. But our other friend,’ he added, glancing under the table and around the floor—‘the sharpest and sneakiest of all the sharp and sneaky ones—where is he?’

‘In Barnaby’s room,’ rejoined the widow, with a faint smile.

‘In Barnaby’s room,’ replied the widow with a faint smile.

‘Ah! He’s a knowing blade!’ said Varden, shaking his head. ‘I should be sorry to talk secrets before him. Oh! He’s a deep customer. I’ve no doubt he can read, and write, and cast accounts if he chooses. What was that? Him tapping at the door?’

‘Ah! He’s a savvy guy!’ said Varden, shaking his head. ‘I’d be careful talking secrets around him. Oh! He’s pretty sharp. I bet he can read, write, and do math if he wants to. What was that? Someone knocking at the door?’

‘No,’ returned the widow. ‘It was in the street, I think. Hark! Yes. There again! ‘Tis some one knocking softly at the shutter. Who can it be!’

‘No,’ replied the widow. ‘I think it was in the street. Wait! Yes. There it is again! Someone’s softly knocking at the shutter. Who could it be!’

They had been speaking in a low tone, for the invalid lay overhead, and the walls and ceilings being thin and poorly built, the sound of their voices might otherwise have disturbed his slumber. The party without, whoever it was, could have stood close to the shutter without hearing anything spoken; and, seeing the light through the chinks and finding all so quiet, might have been persuaded that only one person was there.

They had been talking quietly because the sick person was upstairs, and the walls and ceilings were thin and poorly constructed, so their voices could have woken him up. The people outside, whoever they were, could have stood right next to the shutter without hearing anything being said; and, noticing the light coming through the cracks and how quiet it was, they might have thought there was only one person inside.

‘Some thief or ruffian maybe,’ said the locksmith. ‘Give me the light.’

"Maybe it's some thief or thug," said the locksmith. "Hand me the light."

‘No, no,’ she returned hastily. ‘Such visitors have never come to this poor dwelling. Do you stay here. You’re within call, at the worst. I would rather go myself—alone.’

‘No, no,’ she replied quickly. ‘We’ve never had visitors like that in this poor place. Just stay here. You’re within reach, at least. I’d prefer to go myself—by myself.’

‘Why?’ said the locksmith, unwillingly relinquishing the candle he had caught up from the table.

‘Why?’ said the locksmith, reluctantly giving up the candle he had grabbed from the table.

‘Because—I don’t know why—because the wish is so strong upon me,’ she rejoined. ‘There again—do not detain me, I beg of you!’

‘Because—I don’t know why—because the urge is so strong within me,’ she replied. ‘Please, don’t hold me back, I beg you!’

Gabriel looked at her, in great surprise to see one who was usually so mild and quiet thus agitated, and with so little cause. She left the room and closed the door behind her. She stood for a moment as if hesitating, with her hand upon the lock. In this short interval the knocking came again, and a voice close to the window—a voice the locksmith seemed to recollect, and to have some disagreeable association with—whispered ‘Make haste.’

Gabriel stared at her, shocked to see someone who was usually so calm and quiet so distressed over such a small thing. She left the room and shut the door behind her. For a moment, she paused as if unsure, her hand on the lock. During that brief moment, there was another knock, and a voice near the window—a voice the locksmith seemed to recognize and associate with something unpleasant—whispered, “Hurry up.”

The words were uttered in that low distinct voice which finds its way so readily to sleepers’ ears, and wakes them in a fright. For a moment it startled even the locksmith; who involuntarily drew back from the window, and listened.

The words were spoken in that low, clear voice that easily reaches the ears of sleepers and wakes them up in a panic. For a moment, it even startled the locksmith, who instinctively recoiled from the window and listened.

The wind rumbling in the chimney made it difficult to hear what passed, but he could tell that the door was opened, that there was the tread of a man upon the creaking boards, and then a moment’s silence—broken by a suppressed something which was not a shriek, or groan, or cry for help, and yet might have been either or all three; and the words ‘My God!’ uttered in a voice it chilled him to hear.

The wind howling in the chimney made it hard to hear what was going on, but he could tell that the door opened, a man stepped onto the creaking floorboards, and then there was a moment of silence—broken by a muted sound that wasn’t quite a scream, groan, or cry for help, but could have been any of those; and the words ‘My God!’ spoken in a voice that sent shivers down his spine.

He rushed out upon the instant. There, at last, was that dreadful look—the very one he seemed to know so well and yet had never seen before—upon her face. There she stood, frozen to the ground, gazing with starting eyes, and livid cheeks, and every feature fixed and ghastly, upon the man he had encountered in the dark last night. His eyes met those of the locksmith. It was but a flash, an instant, a breath upon a polished glass, and he was gone.

He rushed out immediately. There, at last, was that awful expression—the exact one he felt he recognized yet had never seen before—on her face. She stood there, frozen in place, staring with wide eyes and pale cheeks, every feature tense and horrifying, at the man he had met in the dark last night. His eyes locked with those of the locksmith. It was just a moment, a blink, a breath on a shiny surface, and then he was gone.

The locksmith was upon him—had the skirts of his streaming garment almost in his grasp—when his arms were tightly clutched, and the widow flung herself upon the ground before him.

The locksmith was right on him—almost had the edges of his flowing garment in his hands—when his arms were suddenly grabbed, and the widow collapsed in front of him.

‘The other way—the other way,’ she cried. ‘He went the other way. Turn—turn!’

‘The other way—the other way,’ she shouted. ‘He went the other way. Turn—turn!’

‘The other way! I see him now,’ rejoined the locksmith, pointing—‘yonder—there—there is his shadow passing by that light. What—who is this? Let me go.’

‘The other way! I see him now,’ replied the locksmith, pointing—‘over there—there—there is his shadow moving past that light. What—who is this? Let me go.’

‘Come back, come back!’ exclaimed the woman, clasping him; ‘Do not touch him on your life. I charge you, come back. He carries other lives besides his own. Come back!’

‘Come back, come back!’ the woman shouted, grabbing him; ‘Don’t touch him, I swear. I’m begging you, come back. He’s responsible for other lives besides his own. Come back!’

‘What does this mean?’ cried the locksmith.

‘What does this mean?’ shouted the locksmith.

‘No matter what it means, don’t ask, don’t speak, don’t think about it. He is not to be followed, checked, or stopped. Come back!’

‘No matter what it means, don’t ask, don’t speak, don’t think about it. He is not to be followed, checked, or stopped. Come back!’

The old man looked at her in wonder, as she writhed and clung about him; and, borne down by her passion, suffered her to drag him into the house. It was not until she had chained and double-locked the door, fastened every bolt and bar with the heat and fury of a maniac, and drawn him back into the room, that she turned upon him, once again, that stony look of horror, and, sinking down into a chair, covered her face, and shuddered, as though the hand of death were on her.

The old man stared at her in amazement as she writhed and clung to him; overwhelmed by her intensity, he allowed her to pull him into the house. It wasn’t until she had chained and double-locked the door, secured every bolt and bar with the urgency and rage of someone unhinged, and pulled him deeper into the room, that she turned to him again with that cold, horrified expression, and sank into a chair, covering her face while trembling, as if the hand of death were upon her.





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Chapter 6

Beyond all measure astonished by the strange occurrences which had passed with so much violence and rapidity, the locksmith gazed upon the shuddering figure in the chair like one half stupefied, and would have gazed much longer, had not his tongue been loosened by compassion and humanity.

Beyond all measure astonished by the bizarre events that had unfolded so quickly and violently, the locksmith stared at the trembling figure in the chair as if in a daze, and he would have continued staring for much longer if compassion and humanity hadn’t finally prompted him to speak.

‘You are ill,’ said Gabriel. ‘Let me call some neighbour in.’

‘You’re not feeling well,’ Gabriel said. ‘Let me call a neighbor.’

‘Not for the world,’ she rejoined, motioning to him with her trembling hand, and holding her face averted. ‘It is enough that you have been by, to see this.’

‘Not for anything,’ she replied, gesturing to him with her shaking hand while turning her face away. ‘It’s enough that you’ve been here to witness this.’

‘Nay, more than enough—or less,’ said Gabriel.

‘No, more than enough—or less,’ said Gabriel.

‘Be it so,’ she returned. ‘As you like. Ask me no questions, I entreat you.’

“Alright,” she replied. “Whatever you want. Please don’t ask me any questions.”

‘Neighbour,’ said the locksmith, after a pause. ‘Is this fair, or reasonable, or just to yourself? Is it like you, who have known me so long and sought my advice in all matters—like you, who from a girl have had a strong mind and a staunch heart?’

‘Neighbor,’ said the locksmith after a moment. ‘Is this fair, reasonable, or just to yourself? Is it like you, who have known me for so long and sought my advice on everything—like you, who from a young age have had a strong mind and a brave heart?’

‘I have need of them,’ she replied. ‘I am growing old, both in years and care. Perhaps that, and too much trial, have made them weaker than they used to be. Do not speak to me.’

‘I need them,’ she replied. ‘I’m getting old, both in age and in worries. Maybe that, along with too many challenges, has made them weaker than they used to be. Don’t talk to me.’

‘How can I see what I have seen, and hold my peace!’ returned the locksmith. ‘Who was that man, and why has his coming made this change in you?’

‘How can I see what I’ve seen and stay quiet?’ the locksmith replied. ‘Who was that guy, and why has his arrival changed you like this?’

She was silent, but held to the chair as though to save herself from falling on the ground.

She was quiet, but clung to the chair as if to keep herself from falling to the floor.

‘I take the licence of an old acquaintance, Mary,’ said the locksmith, ‘who has ever had a warm regard for you, and maybe has tried to prove it when he could. Who is this ill-favoured man, and what has he to do with you? Who is this ghost, that is only seen in the black nights and bad weather? How does he know, and why does he haunt this house, whispering through chinks and crevices, as if there was that between him and you, which neither durst so much as speak aloud of? Who is he?’

"I’m taking the liberty of an old friend, Mary," said the locksmith, "who has always held you in high regard and might have tried to show it whenever he could. Who is this unpleasant man, and what does he want with you? Who is this ghost that only appears in the dark nights and bad weather? How does he know you, and why does he linger around this house, whispering through cracks and gaps, as if there’s something between you two that neither of you dares to mention? Who is he?"

‘You do well to say he haunts this house,’ returned the widow, faintly. ‘His shadow has been upon it and me, in light and darkness, at noonday and midnight. And now, at last, he has come in the body!’

‘You’re right to say he haunts this house,’ replied the widow, faintly. ‘His shadow has been over it and me, in light and darkness, at noon and midnight. And now, finally, he has come in person!’

‘But he wouldn’t have gone in the body,’ returned the locksmith with some irritation, ‘if you had left my arms and legs at liberty. What riddle is this?’

‘But he wouldn’t have gone in the body,’ replied the locksmith, a bit irritated, ‘if you had left my arms and legs free. What’s the deal with this?’

‘It is one,’ she answered, rising as she spoke, ‘that must remain for ever as it is. I dare not say more than that.’

‘It’s one,’ she replied, getting up as she spoke, ‘that has to stay just as it is forever. I can't say more than that.’

‘Dare not!’ repeated the wondering locksmith.

‘Don’t you dare!’ repeated the astonished locksmith.

‘Do not press me,’ she replied. ‘I am sick and faint, and every faculty of life seems dead within me.—No!—Do not touch me, either.’

‘Don’t push me,’ she responded. ‘I feel sick and weak, and it seems like every part of me is lifeless.—No!—Don’t touch me, either.’

Gabriel, who had stepped forward to render her assistance, fell back as she made this hasty exclamation, and regarded her in silent wonder.

Gabriel, who had stepped forward to help her, took a step back as she made this quick exclamation and looked at her in silent amazement.

‘Let me go my way alone,’ she said in a low voice, ‘and let the hands of no honest man touch mine to-night.’ When she had tottered to the door, she turned, and added with a stronger effort, ‘This is a secret, which, of necessity, I trust to you. You are a true man. As you have ever been good and kind to me,—keep it. If any noise was heard above, make some excuse—say anything but what you really saw, and never let a word or look between us, recall this circumstance. I trust to you. Mind, I trust to you. How much I trust, you never can conceive.’

“Let me go my own way,” she said quietly, “and don’t let any honest man touch my hand tonight.” After she wobbled to the door, she turned and added with a stronger effort, “This is a secret that I must trust you with. You’re a good man. Since you’ve always been kind to me—keep it. If anyone hears anything upstairs, make up an excuse—say anything but what you actually saw, and never let a word or look between us remind us of this situation. I trust you. Remember, I trust you. You can’t even imagine how much I trust you.”

Casting her eyes upon him for an instant, she withdrew, and left him there alone.

Casting her eyes on him for a moment, she stepped back and left him there alone.

Gabriel, not knowing what to think, stood staring at the door with a countenance full of surprise and dismay. The more he pondered on what had passed, the less able he was to give it any favourable interpretation. To find this widow woman, whose life for so many years had been supposed to be one of solitude and retirement, and who, in her quiet suffering character, had gained the good opinion and respect of all who knew her—to find her linked mysteriously with an ill-omened man, alarmed at his appearance, and yet favouring his escape, was a discovery that pained as much as startled him. Her reliance on his secrecy, and his tacit acquiescence, increased his distress of mind. If he had spoken boldly, persisted in questioning her, detained her when she rose to leave the room, made any kind of protest, instead of silently compromising himself, as he felt he had done, he would have been more at ease.

Gabriel, unsure of what to think, stood staring at the door with a look of surprise and dismay. The more he thought about what had happened, the less he could see it in a positive light. To discover this widow, whose life had been assumed for so many years to be one of solitude and retreat, and who had gained the respect and good opinion of everyone who knew her through her quiet suffering—seeing her somehow connected with a suspicious man, scared of his presence yet helping him escape, was a realization that hurt as much as it shocked him. Her trust in his silence and his passive agreement only added to his distress. If he had spoken confidently, insisted on questioning her, kept her from leaving the room, or protested in any way instead of silently feeling compromised, he would have felt more at ease.

‘Why did I let her say it was a secret, and she trusted it to me!’ said Gabriel, putting his wig on one side to scratch his head with greater ease, and looking ruefully at the fire. ‘I have no more readiness than old John himself. Why didn’t I say firmly, “You have no right to such secrets, and I demand of you to tell me what this means,” instead of standing gaping at her, like an old moon-calf as I am! But there’s my weakness. I can be obstinate enough with men if need be, but women may twist me round their fingers at their pleasure.’

“Why did I let her say it was a secret and trust me with it?” Gabriel said, moving his wig to the side so he could scratch his head more easily, gazing sadly at the fire. “I’m no more ready than old John himself. Why didn’t I say firmly, ‘You have no right to keep secrets from me, and I demand to know what this means,’ instead of standing there staring at her like a fool? But that’s my weakness. I can be stubborn enough with men when necessary, but women can wrap me around their fingers whenever they want.”

He took his wig off outright as he made this reflection, and, warming his handkerchief at the fire began to rub and polish his bald head with it, until it glistened again.

He took off his wig right away as he thought about this, and, warming his handkerchief by the fire, he started to rub and polish his bald head with it until it shined again.

‘And yet,’ said the locksmith, softening under this soothing process, and stopping to smile, ‘it MAY be nothing. Any drunken brawler trying to make his way into the house, would have alarmed a quiet soul like her. But then’—and here was the vexation—‘how came it to be that man; how comes he to have this influence over her; how came she to favour his getting away from me; and, more than all, how came she not to say it was a sudden fright, and nothing more? It’s a sad thing to have, in one minute, reason to mistrust a person I have known so long, and an old sweetheart into the bargain; but what else can I do, with all this upon my mind!—Is that Barnaby outside there?’

“And yet,” the locksmith said, easing up under this comforting process and pausing to smile, “it could be nothing. Any drunken fighter trying to get into the house would have startled someone like her. But then”—and here was the frustration—“why was that guy there; why does he have this hold over her; why did she support him getting away from me; and, more importantly, why didn’t she just say it was a sudden scare and nothing more? It’s tough to suddenly doubt someone I’ve known for so long, especially an old flame; but what else can I do with all of this weighing on my mind?—Is that Barnaby out there?”

‘Ay!’ he cried, looking in and nodding. ‘Sure enough it’s Barnaby—how did you guess?’

‘Hey!’ he exclaimed, peeking in and nodding. ‘It’s definitely Barnaby—how did you know?’

‘By your shadow,’ said the locksmith.

‘By your shadow,’ said the locksmith.

‘Oho!’ cried Barnaby, glancing over his shoulder, ‘He’s a merry fellow, that shadow, and keeps close to me, though I AM silly. We have such pranks, such walks, such runs, such gambols on the grass! Sometimes he’ll be half as tall as a church steeple, and sometimes no bigger than a dwarf. Now, he goes on before, and now behind, and anon he’ll be stealing on, on this side, or on that, stopping whenever I stop, and thinking I can’t see him, though I have my eye on him sharp enough. Oh! he’s a merry fellow. Tell me—is he silly too? I think he is.’

“Oho!” Barnaby exclaimed, glancing over his shoulder. “That shadow is a cheerful companion who sticks close to me, even though I’m silly. We have such fun, such strolls, such runs, such frolics on the grass! Sometimes he’s half as tall as a church steeple, and other times, he’s no bigger than a dwarf. Right now, he’s up ahead, then he’s behind, and sometimes he sneaks up on one side or the other, stopping whenever I stop, thinking I can’t see him, even though I’m watching him closely. Oh! He’s a cheerful companion. Tell me—is he silly too? I think he is.”

‘Why?’ asked Gabriel.

“Why?” Gabriel asked.

‘Because he never tires of mocking me, but does it all day long.—Why don’t you come?’

‘Because he never stops making fun of me and does it all day long. —Why don’t you come?’

‘Where?’

‘Where at?’

‘Upstairs. He wants you. Stay—where’s HIS shadow? Come. You’re a wise man; tell me that.’

‘Upstairs. He needs you. Stay—where’s HIS shadow? Come. You’re a smart guy; tell me that.’

‘Beside him, Barnaby; beside him, I suppose,’ returned the locksmith.

‘Next to him, Barnaby; next to him, I guess,’ replied the locksmith.

‘No!’ he replied, shaking his head. ‘Guess again.’

‘No!’ he said, shaking his head. ‘Try again.’

‘Gone out a walking, maybe?’

"Maybe out for a walk?"

‘He has changed shadows with a woman,’ the idiot whispered in his ear, and then fell back with a look of triumph. ‘Her shadow’s always with him, and his with her. That’s sport I think, eh?’

‘He’s sharing shadows with a woman,’ the idiot whispered in his ear, and then leaned back with a look of triumph. ‘Her shadow’s always with him, and his with her. That’s some fun, don’t you think?’

‘Barnaby,’ said the locksmith, with a grave look; ‘come hither, lad.’

‘Barnaby,’ said the locksmith, with a serious expression; ‘come here, kid.’

‘I know what you want to say. I know!’ he replied, keeping away from him. ‘But I’m cunning, I’m silent. I only say so much to you—are you ready?’ As he spoke, he caught up the light, and waved it with a wild laugh above his head.

‘I know what you want to say. I know!’ he replied, backing away from him. ‘But I’m clever, I’m quiet. I only say so much to you—are you ready?’ As he spoke, he grabbed the light and waved it with a wild laugh above his head.

‘Softly—gently,’ said the locksmith, exerting all his influence to keep him calm and quiet. ‘I thought you had been asleep.’

‘Softly—gently,’ said the locksmith, doing his best to keep him calm and quiet. ‘I thought you were asleep.’

‘So I HAVE been asleep,’ he rejoined, with widely-opened eyes. ‘There have been great faces coming and going—close to my face, and then a mile away—low places to creep through, whether I would or no—high churches to fall down from—strange creatures crowded up together neck and heels, to sit upon the bed—that’s sleep, eh?’

‘So I HAVE been asleep,’ he replied, with his eyes wide open. ‘There have been huge faces coming and going—right in front of me, and then a mile away—tight spaces to squeeze through, whether I wanted to or not—tall churches to fall down from—strange creatures all packed together, neck and heels, sitting on the bed—that’s sleep, right?’

‘Dreams, Barnaby, dreams,’ said the locksmith.

‘Dreams, Barnaby, dreams,’ said the locksmith.

‘Dreams!’ he echoed softly, drawing closer to him. ‘Those are not dreams.’

“Dreams!” he repeated quietly, moving closer to him. “Those aren’t dreams.”

‘What are,’ replied the locksmith, ‘if they are not?’

‘What are they,’ replied the locksmith, ‘if they aren't?’

‘I dreamed,’ said Barnaby, passing his arm through Varden’s, and peering close into his face as he answered in a whisper, ‘I dreamed just now that something—it was in the shape of a man—followed me—came softly after me—wouldn’t let me be—but was always hiding and crouching, like a cat in dark corners, waiting till I should pass; when it crept out and came softly after me.—Did you ever see me run?’

‘I just had a dream,’ Barnaby said, linking his arm with Varden’s and leaning in closely as he spoke in a whisper. ‘I dreamed that something—it looked like a man—followed me. It trailed after me quietly and wouldn’t leave me alone. It kept hiding and crouching, like a cat in dark corners, just waiting for me to walk by, and then it would creep out and follow me. Have you ever seen me run?’

‘Many a time, you know.’

"Many times, you know."

‘You never saw me run as I did in this dream. Still it came creeping on to worry me. Nearer, nearer, nearer—I ran faster—leaped—sprung out of bed, and to the window—and there, in the street below—but he is waiting for us. Are you coming?’

‘You’ve never seen me run like I did in this dream. But it kept coming closer to bother me. Closer, closer, closer—I ran faster—leaped—jumped out of bed, and went to the window—and there, in the street below—but he’s waiting for us. Are you coming?’

‘What in the street below, Barnaby?’ said Varden, imagining that he traced some connection between this vision and what had actually occurred.

‘What’s happening in the street below, Barnaby?’ said Varden, thinking he saw some connection between this vision and what had really happened.

Barnaby looked into his face, muttered incoherently, waved the light above his head again, laughed, and drawing the locksmith’s arm more tightly through his own, led him up the stairs in silence.

Barnaby looked at his face, mumbled something unclear, waved the light above his head again, laughed, and pulled the locksmith’s arm more tightly through his own, leading him up the stairs in silence.

They entered a homely bedchamber, garnished in a scanty way with chairs, whose spindle-shanks bespoke their age, and other furniture of very little worth; but clean and neatly kept. Reclining in an easy-chair before the fire, pale and weak from waste of blood, was Edward Chester, the young gentleman who had been the first to quit the Maypole on the previous night, and who, extending his hand to the locksmith, welcomed him as his preserver and friend.

They walked into a cozy bedroom, furnished simply with chairs that showed their age, along with other furniture of little value; but everything was clean and well-kept. Sitting in an armchair by the fire, pale and weak from blood loss, was Edward Chester, the young man who had been the first to leave the Maypole the night before. He reached out his hand to the locksmith, greeting him as his savior and friend.

‘Say no more, sir, say no more,’ said Gabriel. ‘I hope I would have done at least as much for any man in such a strait, and most of all for you, sir. A certain young lady,’ he added, with some hesitation, ‘has done us many a kind turn, and we naturally feel—I hope I give you no offence in saying this, sir?’

“Don’t say anything more, sir, don’t say anything more,” Gabriel said. “I hope I would have done at least as much for anyone in such a situation, especially for you, sir. A certain young lady,” he added, with a bit of hesitation, “has been very helpful to us, and we naturally feel—I hope I’m not offending you by saying this, sir?”

The young man smiled and shook his head; at the same time moving in his chair as if in pain.

The young man smiled and shook his head while shifting in his chair as if he was in pain.

‘It’s no great matter,’ he said, in answer to the locksmith’s sympathising look, ‘a mere uneasiness arising at least as much from being cooped up here, as from the slight wound I have, or from the loss of blood. Be seated, Mr Varden.’

‘It’s not a big deal,’ he said, in response to the locksmith’s sympathetic look, ‘just a little discomfort coming from being stuck here, as much as from the minor injury I have, or from the loss of blood. Please, have a seat, Mr. Varden.’

‘If I may make so bold, Mr Edward, as to lean upon your chair,’ returned the locksmith, accommodating his action to his speech, and bending over him, ‘I’ll stand here for the convenience of speaking low. Barnaby is not in his quietest humour to-night, and at such times talking never does him good.’

“If I may be so bold, Mr. Edward, to lean on your chair,” replied the locksmith, adjusting his position as he spoke and bending closer to him, “I’ll stand here so we can speak quietly. Barnaby isn’t in his calmest mood tonight, and talking doesn’t help him during times like this.”

They both glanced at the subject of this remark, who had taken a seat on the other side of the fire, and, smiling vacantly, was making puzzles on his fingers with a skein of string.

They both looked at the person being talked about, who had sat down on the other side of the fire, and, smiling absentmindedly, was wrapping a piece of string around his fingers to create patterns.

‘Pray, tell me, sir,’ said Varden, dropping his voice still lower, ‘exactly what happened last night. I have my reason for inquiring. You left the Maypole, alone?’

‘Please, tell me, sir,’ said Varden, lowering his voice even more, ‘exactly what happened last night. I have my reasons for asking. You left the Maypole alone, right?’

‘And walked homeward alone, until I had nearly reached the place where you found me, when I heard the gallop of a horse.’

‘And walked home alone, until I was almost at the spot where you found me, when I heard the sound of a galloping horse.’

‘Behind you?’ said the locksmith.

“Behind you?” asked the locksmith.

‘Indeed, yes—behind me. It was a single rider, who soon overtook me, and checking his horse, inquired the way to London.’

‘Yeah, definitely—right behind me. It was a lone rider, who quickly caught up to me, and after stopping his horse, asked for directions to London.’

‘You were on the alert, sir, knowing how many highwaymen there are, scouring the roads in all directions?’ said Varden.

‘You were alert, sir, knowing how many robbers are out there, searching the roads in every direction?’ said Varden.

‘I was, but I had only a stick, having imprudently left my pistols in their holster-case with the landlord’s son. I directed him as he desired. Before the words had passed my lips, he rode upon me furiously, as if bent on trampling me down beneath his horse’s hoofs. In starting aside, I slipped and fell. You found me with this stab and an ugly bruise or two, and without my purse—in which he found little enough for his pains. And now, Mr Varden,’ he added, shaking the locksmith by the hand, ‘saving the extent of my gratitude to you, you know as much as I.’

"I was, but I only had a stick since I foolishly left my guns in their holster with the landlord’s son. I guided him as he wanted. Before I could finish speaking, he charged at me fiercely, as if he was trying to trample me under his horse's hooves. In trying to move out of the way, I slipped and fell. You found me with this stab wound and a couple of bad bruises, and without my wallet—in which he found very little for his trouble. And now, Mr. Varden,” he added, shaking the locksmith's hand, “aside from my gratitude to you, you know just as much as I do.”

‘Except,’ said Gabriel, bending down yet more, and looking cautiously towards their silent neighhour, ‘except in respect of the robber himself. What like was he, sir? Speak low, if you please. Barnaby means no harm, but I have watched him oftener than you, and I know, little as you would think it, that he’s listening now.’

‘Except,’ Gabriel said, leaning down further and glancing cautiously at their quiet neighbor, ‘except when it comes to the robber himself. What was he like, sir? Please speak softly. Barnaby means no harm, but I’ve watched him more often than you have, and I know, though you might not believe it, that he’s listening now.’

It required a strong confidence in the locksmith’s veracity to lead any one to this belief, for every sense and faculty that Barnaby possessed, seemed to be fixed upon his game, to the exclusion of all other things. Something in the young man’s face expressed this opinion, for Gabriel repeated what he had just said, more earnestly than before, and with another glance towards Barnaby, again asked what like the man was.

It took a lot of trust in the locksmith's honesty for anyone to believe this, because every sense and ability Barnaby had seemed completely focused on his game, ignoring everything else. There was something in the young man's face that showed this thought, so Gabriel reiterated what he had just said, even more sincerely than before, and with another look at Barnaby, he asked again what the man was like.

‘The night was so dark,’ said Edward, ‘the attack so sudden, and he so wrapped and muffled up, that I can hardly say. It seems that—’

‘The night was pitch black,’ said Edward, ‘the attack happened so quickly, and he was so bundled up and covered that I can barely say. It seems that—’

‘Don’t mention his name, sir,’ returned the locksmith, following his look towards Barnaby; ‘I know HE saw him. I want to know what YOU saw.’

‘Don’t bring up his name, sir,’ the locksmith responded, looking in Barnaby's direction. ‘I know HE saw him. I want to know what YOU saw.’

‘All I remember is,’ said Edward, ‘that as he checked his horse his hat was blown off. He caught it, and replaced it on his head, which I observed was bound with a dark handkerchief. A stranger entered the Maypole while I was there, whom I had not seen—for I had sat apart for reasons of my own—and when I rose to leave the room and glanced round, he was in the shadow of the chimney and hidden from my sight. But, if he and the robber were two different persons, their voices were strangely and most remarkably alike; for directly the man addressed me in the road, I recognised his speech again.’

“‘All I remember is,’ Edward said, ‘that when he checked his horse, his hat got blown off. He caught it and put it back on his head, which I noticed was wrapped with a dark handkerchief. A stranger walked into the Maypole while I was there, someone I hadn’t seen—since I had been sitting apart for my own reasons—and when I got up to leave the room and glanced around, he was in the shadow of the chimney and out of my sight. But, if he and the robber were two different people, their voices were strangely and strikingly similar; because as soon as the man spoke to me on the road, I recognized his voice again.’”

‘It is as I feared. The very man was here to-night,’ thought the locksmith, changing colour. ‘What dark history is this!’

‘Just as I feared. The same guy was here tonight,’ thought the locksmith, feeling his face change. ‘What a dark story is this!’

‘Halloa!’ cried a hoarse voice in his ear. ‘Halloa, halloa, halloa! Bow wow wow. What’s the matter here! Hal-loa!’

‘Hey!’ yelled a raspy voice in his ear. ‘Hey, hey, hey! Woof woof. What’s going on here! Hey!’

The speaker—who made the locksmith start as if he had been some supernatural agent—was a large raven, who had perched upon the top of the easy-chair, unseen by him and Edward, and listened with a polite attention and a most extraordinary appearance of comprehending every word, to all they had said up to this point; turning his head from one to the other, as if his office were to judge between them, and it were of the very last importance that he should not lose a word.

The speaker—who made the locksmith jump as if he were some kind of supernatural being—was a large raven, sitting on top of the easy chair, unseen by him and Edward. It listened with polite attention and an incredible look of understanding every word they had said so far, turning its head from one to the other, as if its task was to judge between them and it was absolutely crucial that it didn’t miss a single word.

‘Look at him!’ said Varden, divided between admiration of the bird and a kind of fear of him. ‘Was there ever such a knowing imp as that! Oh he’s a dreadful fellow!’

“Look at him!” Varden exclaimed, caught between being impressed by the bird and feeling a bit scared of him. “Was there ever such a clever little rascal as that? Oh, he’s a terrifying guy!”

The raven, with his head very much on one side, and his bright eye shining like a diamond, preserved a thoughtful silence for a few seconds, and then replied in a voice so hoarse and distant, that it seemed to come through his thick feathers rather than out of his mouth.

The raven, tilting his head to the side and with his bright eye sparkling like a diamond, stayed quiet for a few seconds, and then responded in a voice so hoarse and far-off that it sounded like it was coming through his thick feathers instead of from his mouth.

‘Halloa, halloa, halloa! What’s the matter here! Keep up your spirits. Never say die. Bow wow wow. I’m a devil, I’m a devil, I’m a devil. Hurrah!’—And then, as if exulting in his infernal character, he began to whistle.

‘Hey, hey, hey! What’s going on here! Stay positive. Never give up. Woof woof woof. I’m a devil, I’m a devil, I’m a devil. Hooray!’—And then, as if celebrating his wicked nature, he started to whistle.

‘I more than half believe he speaks the truth. Upon my word I do,’ said Varden. ‘Do you see how he looks at me, as if he knew what I was saying?’

“I mostly believe he’s telling the truth. I really do,” said Varden. “Do you see how he’s looking at me, like he knows what I’m saying?”

To which the bird, balancing himself on tiptoe, as it were, and moving his body up and down in a sort of grave dance, rejoined, ‘I’m a devil, I’m a devil, I’m a devil,’ and flapped his wings against his sides as if he were bursting with laughter. Barnaby clapped his hands, and fairly rolled upon the ground in an ecstasy of delight.

To which the bird, perching on its tiptoes, and moving its body up and down in a kind of serious dance, responded, ‘I’m a devil, I’m a devil, I’m a devil,’ and flapped its wings against its sides as if it were bursting with laughter. Barnaby clapped his hands and rolled on the ground in pure joy.

‘Strange companions, sir,’ said the locksmith, shaking his head, and looking from one to the other. ‘The bird has all the wit.’

‘Strange friends, sir,’ said the locksmith, shaking his head and looking from one to the other. ‘The bird has all the smarts.’

‘Strange indeed!’ said Edward, holding out his forefinger to the raven, who, in acknowledgment of the attention, made a dive at it immediately with his iron bill. ‘Is he old?’

"How strange!" Edward said, extending his finger toward the raven, who immediately pecked at it with his sharp beak in acknowledgment. "Is he old?"

‘A mere boy, sir,’ replied the locksmith. ‘A hundred and twenty, or thereabouts. Call him down, Barnaby, my man.’

‘Just a kid, sir,’ replied the locksmith. ‘About a hundred and twenty, give or take. Bring him down, Barnaby, my friend.’

‘Call him!’ echoed Barnaby, sitting upright upon the floor, and staring vacantly at Gabriel, as he thrust his hair back from his face. ‘But who can make him come! He calls me, and makes me go where he will. He goes on before, and I follow. He’s the master, and I’m the man. Is that the truth, Grip?’

“Call him!” Barnaby shouted, sitting up on the floor and staring blankly at Gabriel as he pushed his hair back from his face. “But who can make him come! He calls me and makes me go wherever he wants. He goes ahead, and I follow. He’s the boss, and I’m just the follower. Is that right, Grip?”

The raven gave a short, comfortable, confidential kind of croak;—a most expressive croak, which seemed to say, ‘You needn’t let these fellows into our secrets. We understand each other. It’s all right.’

The raven made a brief, relaxed, and secretive croak;—a very expressive croak that seemed to say, ‘You don’t have to let these guys in on our secrets. We get each other. It’s all good.’

‘I make HIM come?’ cried Barnaby, pointing to the bird. ‘Him, who never goes to sleep, or so much as winks!—Why, any time of night, you may see his eyes in my dark room, shining like two sparks. And every night, and all night too, he’s broad awake, talking to himself, thinking what he shall do to-morrow, where we shall go, and what he shall steal, and hide, and bury. I make HIM come! Ha ha ha!’

‘I make him come?’ cried Barnaby, pointing to the bird. ‘Him, who never goes to sleep or even blinks!—Any time of night, you can see his eyes in my dark room, shining like two sparks. And every night, all night too, he’s wide awake, talking to himself, thinking about what he’s going to do tomorrow, where we’ll go, and what he’s going to steal, hide, and bury. I make him come! Ha ha ha!’

On second thoughts, the bird appeared disposed to come of himself. After a short survey of the ground, and a few sidelong looks at the ceiling and at everybody present in turn, he fluttered to the floor, and went to Barnaby—not in a hop, or walk, or run, but in a pace like that of a very particular gentleman with exceedingly tight boots on, trying to walk fast over loose pebbles. Then, stepping into his extended hand, and condescending to be held out at arm’s length, he gave vent to a succession of sounds, not unlike the drawing of some eight or ten dozen of long corks, and again asserted his brimstone birth and parentage with great distinctness.

On second thoughts, the bird seemed ready to come on its own. After a quick look around the ground, along with a few sideways glances at the ceiling and everyone present, it fluttered down to the floor and approached Barnaby—not in a hop, walk, or run, but with a gait like a very particular gentleman wearing extremely tight shoes, trying to hurry over loose pebbles. Then, stepping into his outstretched hand and graciously allowing himself to be held out at arm’s length, he let out a series of sounds, similar to the popping of eight or ten dozen long corks, and once again proclaimed his fiery origins and lineage quite clearly.

The locksmith shook his head—perhaps in some doubt of the creature’s being really nothing but a bird—perhaps in pity for Barnaby, who by this time had him in his arms, and was rolling about, with him, on the ground. As he raised his eyes from the poor fellow he encountered those of his mother, who had entered the room, and was looking on in silence.

The locksmith shook his head—maybe out of doubt that the creature was really just a bird—maybe out of pity for Barnaby, who by now had him in his arms and was rolling around with him on the ground. When he lifted his gaze from the poor guy, he met the eyes of his mother, who had walked into the room and was watching silently.

She was quite white in the face, even to her lips, but had wholly subdued her emotion, and wore her usual quiet look. Varden fancied as he glanced at her that she shrunk from his eye; and that she busied herself about the wounded gentleman to avoid him the better.

She was very pale, even her lips, but had completely controlled her emotions and wore her usual calm expression. Varden thought, as he looked at her, that she seemed to shy away from his gaze and that she occupied herself with the injured gentleman to avoid him more effectively.

It was time he went to bed, she said. He was to be removed to his own home on the morrow, and he had already exceeded his time for sitting up, by a full hour. Acting on this hint, the locksmith prepared to take his leave.

“It’s time for you to go to bed,” she said. He was going to be taken back to his own home tomorrow, and he had already stayed up an hour longer than he should have. Taking this hint, the locksmith got ready to leave.

‘By the bye,’ said Edward, as he shook him by the hand, and looked from him to Mrs Rudge and back again, ‘what noise was that below? I heard your voice in the midst of it, and should have inquired before, but our other conversation drove it from my memory. What was it?’

‘By the way,’ said Edward, shaking his hand and looking from him to Mrs. Rudge and back again, ‘what was that noise down below? I heard your voice in the middle of it and meant to ask earlier, but our other conversation slipped my mind. What was it?’

The locksmith looked towards her, and bit his lip. She leant against the chair, and bent her eyes upon the ground. Barnaby too—he was listening.

The locksmith looked at her and bit his lip. She leaned against the chair, her gaze on the ground. Barnaby was listening too.

—‘Some mad or drunken fellow, sir,’ Varden at length made answer, looking steadily at the widow as he spoke. ‘He mistook the house, and tried to force an entrance.’

—‘Some crazy or drunk guy, sir,’ Varden finally replied, looking directly at the widow as he spoke. ‘He got the wrong house and tried to break in.’

She breathed more freely, but stood quite motionless. As the locksmith said ‘Good night,’ and Barnaby caught up the candle to light him down the stairs, she took it from him, and charged him—with more haste and earnestness than so slight an occasion appeared to warrant—not to stir. The raven followed them to satisfy himself that all was right below, and when they reached the street-door, stood on the bottom stair drawing corks out of number.

She breathed easier, but remained completely still. As the locksmith said "Good night," and Barnaby picked up the candle to guide him down the stairs, she took it from him and urgently insisted—not that the situation seemed to require it—that he shouldn't move. The raven followed them to make sure everything was okay downstairs, and when they got to the front door, it stood on the bottom step, pulling out corks one after another.

With a trembling hand she unfastened the chain and bolts, and turned the key. As she had her hand upon the latch, the locksmith said in a low voice,

With a shaking hand, she unlatched the chain and bolts, and turned the key. Just as her hand touched the latch, the locksmith spoke in a quiet voice,

‘I have told a lie to-night, for your sake, Mary, and for the sake of bygone times and old acquaintance, when I would scorn to do so for my own. I hope I may have done no harm, or led to none. I can’t help the suspicions you have forced upon me, and I am loth, I tell you plainly, to leave Mr Edward here. Take care he comes to no hurt. I doubt the safety of this roof, and am glad he leaves it so soon. Now, let me go.’

‘I lied tonight for you, Mary, and for the sake of our past and our old friendship, something I would never do for myself. I hope I haven’t caused any harm or led to any trouble. I can’t ignore the doubts you’ve put in my mind, and I have to be honest, I really don’t want to leave Mr. Edward here. Make sure he stays safe. I worry about the security of this place, and I’m relieved he’ll be leaving soon. Now, let me go.’

For a moment she hid her face in her hands and wept; but resisting the strong impulse which evidently moved her to reply, opened the door—no wider than was sufficient for the passage of his body—and motioned him away. As the locksmith stood upon the step, it was chained and locked behind him, and the raven, in furtherance of these precautions, barked like a lusty house-dog.

For a moment, she covered her face with her hands and cried; but fighting against the strong urge to respond, she opened the door—just wide enough for him to pass through—and gestured for him to leave. As the locksmith stood on the doorstep, she chained and locked it behind him, and the raven, as an extra precaution, barked like a strong guard dog.

‘In league with that ill-looking figure that might have fallen from a gibbet—he listening and hiding here—Barnaby first upon the spot last night—can she who has always borne so fair a name be guilty of such crimes in secret!’ said the locksmith, musing. ‘Heaven forgive me if I am wrong, and send me just thoughts; but she is poor, the temptation may be great, and we daily hear of things as strange.—Ay, bark away, my friend. If there’s any wickedness going on, that raven’s in it, I’ll be sworn.’

‘In cahoots with that shady character who looks like he just escaped from a gallows—he listening and hiding here—Barnaby was the first one on the scene last night—can someone who has always had such a good reputation really be guilty of such secret crimes!’ said the locksmith, deep in thought. ‘God forgive me if I’m mistaken and guide my thoughts rightly; but she’s poor, the temptation could be strong, and we often hear about stranger things. —Yeah, keep barking, my friend. If there’s any wrongdoing happening, that raven is definitely involved, I’ll bet on it.’





Chapter 7

Mrs Varden was a lady of what is commonly called an uncertain temper—a phrase which being interpreted signifies a temper tolerably certain to make everybody more or less uncomfortable. Thus it generally happened, that when other people were merry, Mrs Varden was dull; and that when other people were dull, Mrs Varden was disposed to be amazingly cheerful. Indeed the worthy housewife was of such a capricious nature, that she not only attained a higher pitch of genius than Macbeth, in respect of her ability to be wise, amazed, temperate and furious, loyal and neutral in an instant, but would sometimes ring the changes backwards and forwards on all possible moods and flights in one short quarter of an hour; performing, as it were, a kind of triple bob major on the peal of instruments in the female belfry, with a skilfulness and rapidity of execution that astonished all who heard her.

Mrs. Varden was a lady with what people often call an unpredictable temper—a phrase that really means she had a temper that could make everyone around her feel uncomfortable. So, it usually happened that when others were having a good time, Mrs. Varden was in a bad mood; and when everyone else was feeling down, she would suddenly become incredibly cheerful. In fact, this worthy housewife was so capricious that she not only reached a higher level of genius than Macbeth when it came to being wise, amazed, temperate, and furious, loyal and neutral all in an instant, but she could also flip between all kinds of moods and emotions in just a short fifteen minutes. It was like she was performing a complicated piece of music on the various instruments in the female belfry, with a skill and speed that amazed everyone who witnessed it.

It had been observed in this good lady (who did not want for personal attractions, being plump and buxom to look at, though like her fair daughter, somewhat short in stature) that this uncertainty of disposition strengthened and increased with her temporal prosperity; and divers wise men and matrons, on friendly terms with the locksmith and his family, even went so far as to assert, that a tumble down some half-dozen rounds in the world’s ladder—such as the breaking of the bank in which her husband kept his money, or some little fall of that kind—would be the making of her, and could hardly fail to render her one of the most agreeable companions in existence. Whether they were right or wrong in this conjecture, certain it is that minds, like bodies, will often fall into a pimpled ill-conditioned state from mere excess of comfort, and like them, are often successfully cured by remedies in themselves very nauseous and unpalatable.

It was observed in this good lady (who was personally attractive, being plump and lively in appearance, though like her fair daughter, somewhat short) that this uncertainty in her character grew stronger with her financial success; and various wise men and women, who were friendly with the locksmith and his family, even claimed that a fall down a few rungs on the world’s ladder—like her husband losing the bank where he kept their money, or something similar—would be the making of her, and would likely make her one of the most enjoyable companions around. Whether they were right or wrong about this, it’s clear that minds, like bodies, can often become unhealthy from too much comfort, and like bodies, they can often be helped by treatments that are quite unpleasant and distasteful.

Mrs Varden’s chief aider and abettor, and at the same time her principal victim and object of wrath, was her single domestic servant, one Miss Miggs; or as she was called, in conformity with those prejudices of society which lop and top from poor hand-maidens all such genteel excrescences—Miggs. This Miggs was a tall young lady, very much addicted to pattens in private life; slender and shrewish, of a rather uncomfortable figure, and though not absolutely ill-looking, of a sharp and acid visage. As a general principle and abstract proposition, Miggs held the male sex to be utterly contemptible and unworthy of notice; to be fickle, false, base, sottish, inclined to perjury, and wholly undeserving. When particularly exasperated against them (which, scandal said, was when Sim Tappertit slighted her most) she was accustomed to wish with great emphasis that the whole race of women could but die off, in order that the men might be brought to know the real value of the blessings by which they set so little store; nay, her feeling for her order ran so high, that she sometimes declared, if she could only have good security for a fair, round number—say ten thousand—of young virgins following her example, she would, to spite mankind, hang, drown, stab, or poison herself, with a joy past all expression.

Mrs. Varden's main supporter and, at the same time, her primary target for anger was her sole domestic servant, Miss Miggs; or, as society's biases would have it, simply Miggs. This Miggs was a tall young woman, quite fond of wearing pattens at home; she was slender and sharp-tongued, with a rather awkward figure, and although not exactly unattractive, had a pointed and sour expression. Generally speaking, Miggs considered men to be utterly worthless and not deserving of attention; she viewed them as fickle, dishonest, low, prone to lying, and completely unworthy. When she was particularly upset with them (which, as gossip had it, usually happened when Sim Tappertit ignored her), she often expressed a strong desire for all women to disappear so that men would finally appreciate the true worth of the blessings they undervalued; indeed, her loyalty to her gender was so intense that she sometimes claimed that if she could just ensure that a fair group—let’s say ten thousand—of young women would follow her lead, she would gladly end her own life by hanging, drowning, stabbing, or poisoning herself, with a joy unlike any other.

It was the voice of Miggs that greeted the locksmith, when he knocked at his own house, with a shrill cry of ‘Who’s there?’

It was Miggs's voice that met the locksmith when he knocked on his own door, with a sharp shout of ‘Who’s there?’

‘Me, girl, me,’ returned Gabriel.

“Me, girl, me,” replied Gabriel.

What, already, sir!’ said Miggs, opening the door with a look of surprise. ‘We were just getting on our nightcaps to sit up,—me and mistress. Oh, she has been SO bad!’

“What, already, sir!” Miggs exclaimed, opening the door with a look of surprise. “We were just putting on our nightcaps to stay up—me and the mistress. Oh, she has been SO bad!”

Miggs said this with an air of uncommon candour and concern; but the parlour-door was standing open, and as Gabriel very well knew for whose ears it was designed, he regarded her with anything but an approving look as he passed in.

Miggs said this with an unusual honesty and concern; but the parlor door was wide open, and since Gabriel knew exactly who it was meant for, he looked at her with anything but approval as he walked in.

‘Master’s come home, mim,’ cried Miggs, running before him into the parlour. ‘You was wrong, mim, and I was right. I thought he wouldn’t keep us up so late, two nights running, mim. Master’s always considerate so far. I’m so glad, mim, on your account. I’m a little’—here Miggs simpered—‘a little sleepy myself; I’ll own it now, mim, though I said I wasn’t when you asked me. It ain’t of no consequence, mim, of course.’

‘Master’s home, ma’am,’ Miggs shouted, running ahead into the living room. ‘You were wrong, ma’am, and I was right. I figured he wouldn’t keep us up this late two nights in a row, ma’am. Master’s always been considerate so far. I’m really glad, ma’am, for your sake. I’m a little’—here Miggs flashed a smile—‘a little sleepy myself; I’ll admit it now, ma’am, even though I said I wasn’t when you asked me. It doesn’t matter, ma’am, of course.’

‘You had better,’ said the locksmith, who most devoutly wished that Barnaby’s raven was at Miggs’s ankles, ‘you had better get to bed at once then.’

"You'd better," said the locksmith, who sincerely wished that Barnaby’s raven was at Miggs’s ankles, "you'd better get to bed right now."

‘Thanking you kindly, sir,’ returned Miggs, ‘I couldn’t take my rest in peace, nor fix my thoughts upon my prayers, otherways than that I knew mistress was comfortable in her bed this night; by rights she ought to have been there, hours ago.’

“Thank you very much, sir,” Miggs replied, “I couldn’t relax or focus on my prayers unless I knew the mistress was comfortable in her bed tonight; she should have been there hours ago.”

‘You’re talkative, mistress,’ said Varden, pulling off his greatcoat, and looking at her askew.

‘You’re quite chatty, ma’am,’ said Varden, taking off his overcoat and glancing at her sideways.

‘Taking the hint, sir,’ cried Miggs, with a flushed face, ‘and thanking you for it most kindly, I will make bold to say, that if I give offence by having consideration for my mistress, I do not ask your pardon, but am content to get myself into trouble and to be in suffering.’

‘Taking the hint, sir,’ shouted Miggs, with a red face, ‘and thanking you for it very much, I’ll confidently say that if I offend by caring for my mistress, I won’t ask for your forgiveness, but I’m okay with getting myself into trouble and feeling pain.’

Here Mrs Varden, who, with her countenance shrouded in a large nightcap, had been all this time intent upon the Protestant Manual, looked round, and acknowledged Miggs’s championship by commanding her to hold her tongue.

Here Mrs. Varden, whose face was covered by a large nightcap, had been focused on the Protestant Manual this whole time. She looked around and acknowledged Miggs’s support by telling her to be quiet.

Every little bone in Miggs’s throat and neck developed itself with a spitefulness quite alarming, as she replied, ‘Yes, mim, I will.’

Every little bone in Miggs's throat and neck became incredibly tense as she responded, 'Sure, mom, I will.'

‘How do you find yourself now, my dear?’ said the locksmith, taking a chair near his wife (who had resumed her book), and rubbing his knees hard as he made the inquiry.

‘How are you doing now, my dear?’ said the locksmith, taking a chair next to his wife (who had gone back to her book) and rubbing his knees vigorously as he asked the question.

‘You’re very anxious to know, an’t you?’ returned Mrs Varden, with her eyes upon the print. ‘You, that have not been near me all day, and wouldn’t have been if I was dying!’

‘You’re really eager to know, aren’t you?’ replied Mrs. Varden, focusing on the print. ‘You, who haven’t been near me all day, and wouldn’t have come if I were dying!’

‘My dear Martha—’ said Gabriel.

"My dear Martha," said Gabriel.

Mrs Varden turned over to the next page; then went back again to the bottom line over leaf to be quite sure of the last words; and then went on reading with an appearance of the deepest interest and study.

Mrs. Varden flipped to the next page, then went back to the bottom line on the other side to make sure she got the last words right; then she continued reading with an expression of intense interest and focus.

‘My dear Martha,’ said the locksmith, ‘how can you say such things, when you know you don’t mean them? If you were dying! Why, if there was anything serious the matter with you, Martha, shouldn’t I be in constant attendance upon you?’

‘My dear Martha,’ said the locksmith, ‘how can you say things like that when you know you don’t mean them? If you were dying! I mean, if there was anything seriously wrong with you, Martha, wouldn’t I be by your side all the time?’

‘Yes!’ cried Mrs Varden, bursting into tears, ‘yes, you would. I don’t doubt it, Varden. Certainly you would. That’s as much as to tell me that you would be hovering round me like a vulture, waiting till the breath was out of my body, that you might go and marry somebody else.’

‘Yes!’ cried Mrs. Varden, bursting into tears, ‘yes, you would. I don’t doubt it, Varden. Of course you would. That’s just like saying you would be hovering around me like a vulture, waiting until I took my last breath so you could go marry someone else.’

Miggs groaned in sympathy—a little short groan, checked in its birth, and changed into a cough. It seemed to say, ‘I can’t help it. It’s wrung from me by the dreadful brutality of that monster master.’

Miggs let out a sympathy groan—a brief sound that quickly turned into a cough. It seemed to convey, ‘I can't help it. This comes from the awful cruelty of that monster of a master.’

‘But you’ll break my heart one of these days,’ added Mrs Varden, with more resignation, ‘and then we shall both be happy. My only desire is to see Dolly comfortably settled, and when she is, you may settle ME as soon as you like.’

‘But you’ll break my heart one of these days,’ added Mrs. Varden, with more resignation, ‘and then we’ll both be happy. My only wish is to see Dolly settled comfortably, and when that happens, you can settle me whenever you want.’

‘Ah!’ cried Miggs—and coughed again.

‘Ah!’ shouted Miggs—and coughed again.

Poor Gabriel twisted his wig about in silence for a long time, and then said mildly, ‘Has Dolly gone to bed?’

Poor Gabriel twisted his wig in silence for a long time, and then said softly, ‘Has Dolly gone to bed?’

‘Your master speaks to you,’ said Mrs Varden, looking sternly over her shoulder at Miss Miggs in waiting.

‘Your master is speaking to you,’ said Mrs. Varden, looking sternly over her shoulder at Miss Miggs, who was waiting.

‘No, my dear, I spoke to you,’ suggested the locksmith.

'No, my dear, I was talking to you,' suggested the locksmith.

‘Did you hear me, Miggs?’ cried the obdurate lady, stamping her foot upon the ground. ‘YOU are beginning to despise me now, are you? But this is example!’

‘Did you hear me, Miggs?’ shouted the stubborn lady, stamping her foot on the ground. ‘YOU’re starting to despise me now, are you? But this is a lesson!’

At this cruel rebuke, Miggs, whose tears were always ready, for large or small parties, on the shortest notice and the most reasonable terms, fell a crying violently; holding both her hands tight upon her heart meanwhile, as if nothing less would prevent its splitting into small fragments. Mrs Varden, who likewise possessed that faculty in high perfection, wept too, against Miggs; and with such effect that Miggs gave in after a time, and, except for an occasional sob, which seemed to threaten some remote intention of breaking out again, left her mistress in possession of the field. Her superiority being thoroughly asserted, that lady soon desisted likewise, and fell into a quiet melancholy.

At this harsh criticism, Miggs, who could cry at a moment's notice for any occasion, big or small, started sobbing uncontrollably; she clutched her hands tightly against her chest, as if that would keep her heart from bursting into pieces. Mrs. Varden, who was also skilled at crying, joined in against Miggs, and with such impact that Miggs eventually gave in. After a while, apart from the occasional sob as if she might burst out crying again, she let her mistress take control of the situation. Once Mrs. Varden's dominance was established, she soon stopped as well and sank into a quiet sadness.

The relief was so great, and the fatiguing occurrences of last night so completely overpowered the locksmith, that he nodded in his chair, and would doubtless have slept there all night, but for the voice of Mrs Varden, which, after a pause of some five minutes, awoke him with a start.

The relief was immense, and the exhausting events of last night totally overwhelmed the locksmith, causing him to doze off in his chair. He probably would have slept there all night if it hadn't been for Mrs. Varden's voice, which, after a pause of about five minutes, jolted him awake.

‘If I am ever,’ said Mrs V.—not scolding, but in a sort of monotonous remonstrance—‘in spirits, if I am ever cheerful, if I am ever more than usually disposed to be talkative and comfortable, this is the way I am treated.’

‘If I ever,’ said Mrs. V.—not scolding, but in a kind of monotonous protest—‘feel upbeat, if I’m ever cheerful, if I’m ever more talkative and comfortable than usual, this is how I’m treated.’

‘Such spirits as you was in too, mim, but half an hour ago!’ cried Miggs. ‘I never see such company!’

‘The same spirits you were with just half an hour ago!’ shouted Miggs. ‘I’ve never seen such a crowd!’

‘Because,’ said Mrs Varden, ‘because I never interfere or interrupt; because I never question where anybody comes or goes; because my whole mind and soul is bent on saving where I can save, and labouring in this house;—therefore, they try me as they do.’

‘Because,’ said Mrs. Varden, ‘because I never interfere or interrupt; because I never question where anyone comes from or goes; because my whole mind and soul is focused on saving where I can save and working hard in this house;—that’s why they treat me the way they do.’

‘Martha,’ urged the locksmith, endeavouring to look as wakeful as possible, ‘what is it you complain of? I really came home with every wish and desire to be happy. I did, indeed.’

‘Martha,’ the locksmith urged, trying to look as awake as possible, ‘what is it that you're unhappy about? I truly came home with every intention and desire to be happy. I really did.’

‘What do I complain of!’ retorted his wife. ‘Is it a chilling thing to have one’s husband sulking and falling asleep directly he comes home—to have him freezing all one’s warm-heartedness, and throwing cold water over the fireside? Is it natural, when I know he went out upon a matter in which I am as much interested as anybody can be, that I should wish to know all that has happened, or that he should tell me without my begging and praying him to do it? Is that natural, or is it not?’

“What am I even complaining about?” her husband’s wife shot back. “Is it so unreasonable to expect my husband to stop sulking and falling asleep as soon as he gets home? Is it fair for him to shut down my warmth and put a damper on our cozy evenings? When I know he went out for something I care about just as much as anyone else, shouldn’t I want to hear everything that happened? Shouldn’t he just tell me without me having to beg and plead for it? Is that too much to ask or not?”

‘I am very sorry, Martha,’ said the good-natured locksmith. ‘I was really afraid you were not disposed to talk pleasantly; I’ll tell you everything; I shall only be too glad, my dear.’

“I’m really sorry, Martha,” said the kind locksmith. “I honestly thought you weren’t in the mood to chat nicely; I’ll share everything; I’ll be more than happy to, my dear.”

‘No, Varden,’ returned his wife, rising with dignity. ‘I dare say—thank you! I’m not a child to be corrected one minute and petted the next—I’m a little too old for that, Varden. Miggs, carry the light.—YOU can be cheerful, Miggs, at least.’

‘No, Varden,’ his wife replied, standing up with dignity. ‘I appreciate it—thank you! I’m not a child to be scolded one moment and spoiled the next—I’ve outgrown that, Varden. Miggs, carry the light.—At least YOU can be cheerful, Miggs.’

Miggs, who, to this moment, had been in the very depths of compassionate despondency, passed instantly into the liveliest state conceivable, and tossing her head as she glanced towards the locksmith, bore off her mistress and the light together.

Miggs, who until now had been in the depths of sympathetic sadness, suddenly transformed into the most cheerful state imaginable, and, tossing her hair as she looked at the locksmith, carried off her mistress and the light together.

‘Now, who would think,’ thought Varden, shrugging his shoulders and drawing his chair nearer to the fire, ‘that that woman could ever be pleasant and agreeable? And yet she can be. Well, well, all of us have our faults. I’ll not be hard upon hers. We have been man and wife too long for that.’

‘Now, who would have thought,’ Varden mused, shrugging his shoulders and pulling his chair closer to the fire, ‘that woman could ever be pleasant and agreeable? And yet she can be. Well, well, we all have our flaws. I won’t hold hers against her. We’ve been married too long for that.’

He dozed again—not the less pleasantly, perhaps, for his hearty temper. While his eyes were closed, the door leading to the upper stairs was partially opened; and a head appeared, which, at sight of him, hastily drew back again.

He dozed off again—maybe even more pleasantly because of his cheerful mood. With his eyes closed, the door to the upstairs opened slightly, and a head peeked in. As soon as it saw him, it quickly pulled back.

‘I wish,’ murmured Gabriel, waking at the noise, and looking round the room, ‘I wish somebody would marry Miggs. But that’s impossible! I wonder whether there’s any madman alive, who would marry Miggs!’

"I wish," murmured Gabriel, waking at the noise and looking around the room, "I wish someone would marry Miggs. But that’s impossible! I wonder if there’s any insane person alive who would marry Miggs!"

This was such a vast speculation that he fell into a doze again, and slept until the fire was quite burnt out. At last he roused himself; and having double-locked the street-door according to custom, and put the key in his pocket, went off to bed.

This was such a huge thought that he dozed off again and slept until the fire had completely burned out. Finally, he woke up; and after locking the street door twice as usual and putting the key in his pocket, he went off to bed.

He had not left the room in darkness many minutes, when the head again appeared, and Sim Tappertit entered, bearing in his hand a little lamp.

He hadn’t been in the dark for long when the head appeared again, and Sim Tappertit came in, holding a small lamp.

‘What the devil business has he to stop up so late!’ muttered Sim, passing into the workshop, and setting it down upon the forge. ‘Here’s half the night gone already. There’s only one good that has ever come to me, out of this cursed old rusty mechanical trade, and that’s this piece of ironmongery, upon my soul!’

‘What on earth is he doing staying up so late!’ Sim grumbled, entering the workshop and placing it down on the forge. ‘Half the night is already gone. The only good that’s ever come from this damn old rusty mechanical trade is this piece of hardware, I swear!’

As he spoke, he drew from the right hand, or rather right leg pocket of his smalls, a clumsy large-sized key, which he inserted cautiously in the lock his master had secured, and softly opened the door. That done, he replaced his piece of secret workmanship in his pocket; and leaving the lamp burning, and closing the door carefully and without noise, stole out into the street—as little suspected by the locksmith in his sound deep sleep, as by Barnaby himself in his phantom-haunted dreams.

As he spoke, he pulled out a large, awkward key from the right pocket of his pants, carefully inserted it into the lock his master had secured, and quietly opened the door. Once that was done, he put his secret piece back in his pocket, left the lamp on, and quietly closed the door without making a sound. He slipped out into the street—unnoticed by the locksmith, who was deep in sleep, just as Barnaby was lost in his dream-filled thoughts.

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Chapter 8

Clear of the locksmith’s house, Sim Tappertit laid aside his cautious manner, and assuming in its stead that of a ruffling, swaggering, roving blade, who would rather kill a man than otherwise, and eat him too if needful, made the best of his way along the darkened streets.

Clear of the locksmith’s house, Sim Tappertit dropped his cautious demeanor and took on the attitude of a brash, swaggering troublemaker who would rather fight than do anything else, and would even eat a guy if necessary. He made his way through the dimly lit streets.

Half pausing for an instant now and then to smite his pocket and assure himself of the safety of his master key, he hurried on to Barbican, and turning into one of the narrowest of the narrow streets which diverged from that centre, slackened his pace and wiped his heated brow, as if the termination of his walk were near at hand.

Half pausing for a moment now and then to pat his pocket and make sure his master key was safe, he hurried on to Barbican. Turning into one of the narrowest streets branching off from that area, he slowed down and wiped his sweaty brow, as if he were close to the end of his walk.

It was not a very choice spot for midnight expeditions, being in truth one of more than questionable character, and of an appearance by no means inviting. From the main street he had entered, itself little better than an alley, a low-browed doorway led into a blind court, or yard, profoundly dark, unpaved, and reeking with stagnant odours. Into this ill-favoured pit, the locksmith’s vagrant ‘prentice groped his way; and stopping at a house from whose defaced and rotten front the rude effigy of a bottle swung to and fro like some gibbeted malefactor, struck thrice upon an iron grating with his foot. After listening in vain for some response to his signal, Mr Tappertit became impatient, and struck the grating thrice again.

It wasn’t the best place for late-night adventures, honestly more than a bit sketchy and not very welcoming. From the main street he had come down, which was barely better than an alley, a low doorway led into a dark, dead-end courtyard that was completely dark, unpaved, and smelled terrible. In this unattractive place, the locksmith’s wandering apprentice made his way; and he stopped at a house with a worn and decaying front where a crude bottle hung, swaying like a hanged criminal. He kicked an iron grating three times. After listening without any reply to his signal, Mr. Tappertit grew impatient and kicked the grating three more times.

A further delay ensued, but it was not of long duration. The ground seemed to open at his feet, and a ragged head appeared.

A further delay followed, but it didn't last long. The ground seemed to open up beneath him, and a disheveled head emerged.

‘Is that the captain?’ said a voice as ragged as the head.

‘Is that the captain?’ said a voice that sounded as rough as the head.

‘Yes,’ replied Mr Tappertit haughtily, descending as he spoke, ‘who should it be?’

‘Yes,’ replied Mr. Tappertit arrogantly, as he came down while speaking, ‘who else could it be?’

‘It’s so late, we gave you up,’ returned the voice, as its owner stopped to shut and fasten the grating. ‘You’re late, sir.’

‘It’s really late, we thought you weren’t coming back,’ replied the voice, as its owner paused to close and secure the grating. ‘You’re late, sir.’

‘Lead on,’ said Mr Tappertit, with a gloomy majesty, ‘and make remarks when I require you. Forward!’

‘Lead on,’ said Mr. Tappertit, with a serious air, ‘and make comments when I ask you to. Move forward!’

This latter word of command was perhaps somewhat theatrical and unnecessary, inasmuch as the descent was by a very narrow, steep, and slippery flight of steps, and any rashness or departure from the beaten track must have ended in a yawning water-butt. But Mr Tappertit being, like some other great commanders, favourable to strong effects, and personal display, cried ‘Forward!’ again, in the hoarsest voice he could assume; and led the way, with folded arms and knitted brows, to the cellar down below, where there was a small copper fixed in one corner, a chair or two, a form and table, a glimmering fire, and a truckle-bed, covered with a ragged patchwork rug.

This last command was probably a bit dramatic and unnecessary since the descent was down a very narrow, steep, and slippery staircase, and any reckless behavior or deviation from the safe path could have resulted in a fall into a large water butt. But Mr. Tappertit, like some other great leaders, enjoyed making a strong impression and being in the spotlight, shouted 'Forward!' again, in the hoarsest voice he could manage; and he led the way with his arms crossed and brows furrowed down to the cellar below, where there was a small copper fixed in one corner, a couple of chairs, a bench and table, a flickering fire, and a truckle bed covered with a ragged patchwork quilt.

‘Welcome, noble captain!’ cried a lanky figure, rising as from a nap.

‘Welcome, noble captain!’ exclaimed a tall figure, sitting up as if just waking from a nap.

The captain nodded. Then, throwing off his outer coat, he stood composed in all his dignity, and eyed his follower over.

The captain nodded. Then, removing his outer coat, he stood confidently in all his dignity and looked his follower up and down.

‘What news to-night?’ he asked, when he had looked into his very soul.

"What's the news tonight?" he asked, after he had looked deep within his soul.

‘Nothing particular,’ replied the other, stretching himself—and he was so long already that it was quite alarming to see him do it—‘how come you to be so late?’

"‘Nothing special,’ the other replied, stretching himself—and he was already so tall that it was a bit alarming to watch—‘why are you so late?’"

‘No matter,’ was all the captain deigned to say in answer. ‘Is the room prepared?’

‘That's fine,’ was all the captain chose to say in response. ‘Is the room ready?’

‘It is,’ replied the follower.

“Yeah, it is,” replied the follower.

‘The comrade—is he here?’

‘Is the comrade here?’

‘Yes. And a sprinkling of the others—you hear ‘em?’

‘Yeah. And a few of the others—you hear them?’

‘Playing skittles!’ said the captain moodily. ‘Light-hearted revellers!’

“Playing skittles!” the captain said gloomily. “Carefree party-goers!”

There was no doubt respecting the particular amusement in which these heedless spirits were indulging, for even in the close and stifling atmosphere of the vault, the noise sounded like distant thunder. It certainly appeared, at first sight, a singular spot to choose, for that or any other purpose of relaxation, if the other cellars answered to the one in which this brief colloquy took place; for the floors were of sodden earth, the walls and roof of damp bare brick tapestried with the tracks of snails and slugs; the air was sickening, tainted, and offensive. It seemed, from one strong flavour which was uppermost among the various odours of the place, that it had, at no very distant period, been used as a storehouse for cheeses; a circumstance which, while it accounted for the greasy moisture that hung about it, was agreeably suggestive of rats. It was naturally damp besides, and little trees of fungus sprung from every mouldering corner.

There was no doubt about the specific fun these reckless souls were having, because even in the close, stuffy atmosphere of the vault, the noise resembled distant thunder. At first glance, it did seem like a strange place to choose for any kind of relaxation, especially if the other cellars were like the one where this brief conversation happened; the floors were just wet earth, and the walls and ceiling were bare, damp bricks covered in trails of snails and slugs. The air was nauseating, tainted, and unpleasant. One strong smell stood out among the various odors in the place, suggesting that it had recently been used as a cheese storage area; this explained the greasy moisture lingering around and pleasantly hinted at the presence of rats. It was naturally damp as well, with small mushrooms growing in every decaying corner.

The proprietor of this charming retreat, and owner of the ragged head before mentioned—for he wore an old tie-wig as bare and frowzy as a stunted hearth-broom—had by this time joined them; and stood a little apart, rubbing his hands, wagging his hoary bristled chin, and smiling in silence. His eyes were closed; but had they been wide open, it would have been easy to tell, from the attentive expression of the face he turned towards them—pale and unwholesome as might be expected in one of his underground existence—and from a certain anxious raising and quivering of the lids, that he was blind.

The owner of this charming getaway, and the man with the scruffy head mentioned earlier—since he wore an old tie wig that was as bare and tangled as a short broom—had now joined them. He stood a little apart, rubbing his hands, wagging his grizzled chin, and smiling quietly. His eyes were closed; but if they had been open, it would have been easy to see, from the focused look on the pale and unhealthy face he turned toward them—just as you’d expect from someone living underground—and from a slight anxious lift and twitch of his eyelids, that he was blind.

‘Even Stagg hath been asleep,’ said the long comrade, nodding towards this person.

‘Even Stagg has been asleep,’ said the tall companion, nodding toward this person.

‘Sound, captain, sound!’ cried the blind man; ‘what does my noble captain drink—is it brandy, rum, usquebaugh? Is it soaked gunpowder, or blazing oil? Give it a name, heart of oak, and we’d get it for you, if it was wine from a bishop’s cellar, or melted gold from King George’s mint.’

‘Hey, captain, hey!’ shouted the blind man; ‘what’s my brave captain drinking—is it brandy, rum, whiskey? Is it soaked gunpowder, or burning oil? Just name it, strong as you are, and we’ll get it for you, whether it’s wine from a bishop’s cellar or melted gold from King George’s mint.’

‘See,’ said Mr Tappertit haughtily, ‘that it’s something strong, and comes quick; and so long as you take care of that, you may bring it from the devil’s cellar, if you like.’

‘See,’ said Mr. Tappertit arrogantly, ‘make sure it’s something strong and gets here fast; as long as you handle that, you can bring it from the devil’s cellar if you want.’

‘Boldly said, noble captain!’ rejoined the blind man. ‘Spoken like the ‘Prentices’ Glory. Ha, ha! From the devil’s cellar! A brave joke! The captain joketh. Ha, ha, ha!’

“Boldly said, noble captain!” the blind man replied. “Spoken like the ‘Prentices’ Glory. Ha, ha! From the devil’s cellar! A great joke! The captain is joking. Ha, ha, ha!”

‘I’ll tell you what, my fine feller,’ said Mr Tappertit, eyeing the host over as he walked to a closet, and took out a bottle and glass as carelessly as if he had been in full possession of his sight, ‘if you make that row, you’ll find that the captain’s very far from joking, and so I tell you.’

"I'll tell you something, my good man," said Mr. Tappertit, checking out the host as he walked to a closet and pulled out a bottle and glass as casually as if he had perfect vision, "if you make that noise, you'll find that the captain isn't joking at all, and that's a fact."

‘He’s got his eyes on me!’ cried Stagg, stopping short on his way back, and affecting to screen his face with the bottle. ‘I feel ‘em though I can’t see ‘em. Take ‘em off, noble captain. Remove ‘em, for they pierce like gimlets.’

‘He’s looking at me!’ shouted Stagg, coming to a sudden stop on his way back, and pretending to cover his face with the bottle. ‘I can feel his gaze even though I can’t see it. Take it away, noble captain. Please remove it, because it feels like it’s piercing through me like a drill.’

Mr Tappertit smiled grimly at his comrade; and twisting out one more look—a kind of ocular screw—under the influence of which the blind man feigned to undergo great anguish and torture, bade him, in a softened tone, approach, and hold his peace.

Mr. Tappertit smiled grimly at his friend; and twisting out one more look—a sort of eye twist—under which the blind man pretended to feel great pain and suffering, told him, in a softer tone, to come closer and be quiet.

‘I obey you, captain,’ cried Stagg, drawing close to him and filling out a bumper without spilling a drop, by reason that he held his little finger at the brim of the glass, and stopped at the instant the liquor touched it, ‘drink, noble governor. Death to all masters, life to all ‘prentices, and love to all fair damsels. Drink, brave general, and warm your gallant heart!’

"I obey you, captain," Stagg exclaimed, moving closer and pouring a full glass without spilling a drop, thanks to the way he held his little finger at the rim and stopped the moment the liquid touched it. "Drink, noble governor. Death to all masters, life to all apprentices, and love to all beautiful ladies. Drink, brave general, and warm your courageous heart!"

Mr Tappertit condescended to take the glass from his outstretched hand. Stagg then dropped on one knee, and gently smoothed the calves of his legs, with an air of humble admiration.

Mr. Tappertit reluctantly took the glass from his outstretched hand. Stagg then knelt down and gently stroked the calves of his legs, with an expression of respectful admiration.

‘That I had but eyes!’ he cried, ‘to behold my captain’s symmetrical proportions! That I had but eyes, to look upon these twin invaders of domestic peace!’

"’If only I had eyes!’ he shouted, ‘to see my captain’s perfect figure! If only I had eyes, to look at these two intruders of home life!’"

‘Get out!’ said Mr Tappertit, glancing downward at his favourite limbs. ‘Go along, will you, Stagg!’

‘Get out!’ said Mr. Tappertit, looking down at his favorite legs. ‘Come on, Stagg!’

‘When I touch my own afterwards,’ cried the host, smiting them reproachfully, ‘I hate ‘em. Comparatively speaking, they’ve no more shape than wooden legs, beside these models of my noble captain’s.’

‘When I touch my own afterwards,’ cried the host, hitting them reproachfully, ‘I hate them. Compared to these models of my noble captain’s, mine have no more shape than wooden legs.’

‘Yours!’ exclaimed Mr Tappertit. ‘No, I should think not. Don’t talk about those precious old toothpicks in the same breath with mine; that’s rather too much. Here. Take the glass. Benjamin. Lead on. To business!’

‘Yours!’ shouted Mr. Tappertit. ‘No way, I don’t think so. Don’t even compare those old toothpicks to mine; that’s a bit much. Here. Take the glass. Benjamin. Let’s get to work!’

With these words, he folded his arms again; and frowning with a sullen majesty, passed with his companion through a little door at the upper end of the cellar, and disappeared; leaving Stagg to his private meditations.

With these words, he crossed his arms again; and scowling with a gloomy dignity, walked with his companion through a small door at the far end of the cellar, and vanished, leaving Stagg to his own thoughts.

The vault they entered, strewn with sawdust and dimly lighted, was between the outer one from which they had just come, and that in which the skittle-players were diverting themselves; as was manifested by the increased noise and clamour of tongues, which was suddenly stopped, however, and replaced by a dead silence, at a signal from the long comrade. Then, this young gentleman, going to a little cupboard, returned with a thigh-bone, which in former times must have been part and parcel of some individual at least as long as himself, and placed the same in the hands of Mr Tappertit; who, receiving it as a sceptre and staff of authority, cocked his three-cornered hat fiercely on the top of his head, and mounted a large table, whereon a chair of state, cheerfully ornamented with a couple of skulls, was placed ready for his reception.

The vault they entered, covered in sawdust and dimly lit, was between the outer room they had just left and the one where the skittle players were having fun; this was evident from the louder noise and chatter that abruptly stopped at a signal from their tall companion. Then, this young man went to a small cupboard, came back with a thigh bone, which must have once belonged to someone at least as tall as him, and handed it to Mr. Tappertit; who, receiving it like a scepter and symbol of authority, tilted his three-cornered hat defiantly on his head and climbed up onto a large table, which had been set up for him with a throne-like chair cheerfully decorated with a couple of skulls.

He had no sooner assumed this position, than another young gentleman appeared, bearing in his arms a huge clasped book, who made him a profound obeisance, and delivering it to the long comrade, advanced to the table, and turning his back upon it, stood there Atlas-wise. Then, the long comrade got upon the table too; and seating himself in a lower chair than Mr Tappertit’s, with much state and ceremony, placed the large book on the shoulders of their mute companion as deliberately as if he had been a wooden desk, and prepared to make entries therein with a pen of corresponding size.

As soon as he took his position, another young man walked in, carrying a huge clasped book. He bowed deeply, handed it to the tall comrade, then moved to the table and stood there like Atlas, turning his back to it. The tall comrade then climbed onto the table as well; sitting down in a lower chair than Mr. Tappertit’s, he placed the large book on the shoulders of their silent companion as if he were a wooden desk, and got ready to write in it with a pen that was just as big.

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When the long comrade had made these preparations, he looked towards Mr Tappertit; and Mr Tappertit, flourishing the bone, knocked nine times therewith upon one of the skulls. At the ninth stroke, a third young gentleman emerged from the door leading to the skittle ground, and bowing low, awaited his commands.

When the long comrade finished making these preparations, he looked at Mr. Tappertit; and Mr. Tappertit, waving the bone, knocked nine times on one of the skulls. At the ninth knock, a third young man appeared from the door leading to the bowling green, bowed deeply, and waited for his instructions.

‘Prentice!’ said the mighty captain, ‘who waits without?’

‘Prentice!’ said the powerful captain, ‘who's waiting outside?’

The ‘prentice made answer that a stranger was in attendance, who claimed admission into that secret society of ‘Prentice Knights, and a free participation in their rights, privileges, and immunities. Thereupon Mr Tappertit flourished the bone again, and giving the other skull a prodigious rap on the nose, exclaimed ‘Admit him!’ At these dread words the ‘prentice bowed once more, and so withdrew as he had come.

The apprentice replied that a stranger was present, who requested to join the secret society of Apprentice Knights and to take part in their rights, privileges, and freedoms. Mr. Tappertit brandished the bone again and gave the other skull a hard knock on the nose, shouting, "Let him in!" At these terrifying words, the apprentice bowed again and left just as he had entered.

There soon appeared at the same door, two other ‘prentices, having between them a third, whose eyes were bandaged, and who was attired in a bag-wig, and a broad-skirted coat, trimmed with tarnished lace; and who was girded with a sword, in compliance with the laws of the Institution regulating the introduction of candidates, which required them to assume this courtly dress, and kept it constantly in lavender, for their convenience. One of the conductors of this novice held a rusty blunderbuss pointed towards his ear, and the other a very ancient sabre, with which he carved imaginary offenders as he came along in a sanguinary and anatomical manner.

Two other apprentices soon appeared at the same door, bringing with them a third apprentice whose eyes were covered with a blindfold. He was dressed in a bag-wig and a coat with a wide skirt, adorned with tarnished lace, and he wore a sword as required by the Institution's rules for introducing candidates. These rules mandated that they wear this formal outfit, which was always kept in lavender for convenience. One of the handlers of this novice held a rusty blunderbuss aimed at his ear, while the other wielded a very old saber, carving imaginary offenders in a bloodthirsty and graphic way as he walked along.

As this silent group advanced, Mr Tappertit fixed his hat upon his head. The novice then laid his hand upon his breast and bent before him. When he had humbled himself sufficiently, the captain ordered the bandage to be removed, and proceeded to eye him over.

As this quiet group moved forward, Mr. Tappertit adjusted his hat on his head. The newcomer then placed his hand on his chest and bowed before him. After he had sufficiently showed his humility, the captain commanded the bandage to be taken off and began to inspect him.

‘Ha!’ said the captain, thoughtfully, when he had concluded this ordeal. ‘Proceed.’

‘Ha!’ said the captain, reflecting after finishing this challenge. ‘Go ahead.’

The long comrade read aloud as follows:—‘Mark Gilbert. Age, nineteen. Bound to Thomas Curzon, hosier, Golden Fleece, Aldgate. Loves Curzon’s daughter. Cannot say that Curzon’s daughter loves him. Should think it probable. Curzon pulled his ears last Tuesday week.’

The long comrade read aloud:—‘Mark Gilbert. Age, nineteen. Apprenticed to Thomas Curzon, hosier, Golden Fleece, Aldgate. Loves Curzon’s daughter. Can’t say if Curzon’s daughter loves him back. Seems likely. Curzon pulled his ears last Tuesday week.’

‘How!’ cried the captain, starting.

"How?!" cried the captain, startled.

‘For looking at his daughter, please you,’ said the novice.

‘For looking at his daughter, please you,’ said the novice.

‘Write Curzon down, Denounced,’ said the captain. ‘Put a black cross against the name of Curzon.’

‘Write down Curzon, Denounced,’ said the captain. ‘Put a black cross next to the name Curzon.’

‘So please you,’ said the novice, ‘that’s not the worst—he calls his ‘prentice idle dog, and stops his beer unless he works to his liking. He gives Dutch cheese, too, eating Cheshire, sir, himself; and Sundays out, are only once a month.’

‘If it pleases you,’ said the novice, ‘that’s not the worst—he calls his apprentice a lazy dog and cuts off his beer unless he works to his satisfaction. He gives Dutch cheese while eating Cheshire cheese himself, sir; and Sundays off are just once a month.’

‘This,’ said Mr Tappert gravely, ‘is a flagrant case. Put two black crosses to the name of Curzon.’

‘This,’ said Mr. Tappert seriously, ‘is a clear-cut case. Write two black crosses next to the name of Curzon.’

‘If the society,’ said the novice, who was an ill-looking, one-sided, shambling lad, with sunken eyes set close together in his head—‘if the society would burn his house down—for he’s not insured—or beat him as he comes home from his club at night, or help me to carry off his daughter, and marry her at the Fleet, whether she gave consent or no—’

‘If the society,’ said the novice, who was an awkward-looking, lopsided young man with sunken eyes that were close together—‘if the society would burn his house down—since he’s not insured—or beat him up when he comes home from his club at night, or help me to take his daughter away and marry her at the Fleet, whether she agrees or not—’

Mr Tappertit waved his grizzly truncheon as an admonition to him not to interrupt, and ordered three black crosses to the name of Curzon.

Mr. Tappertit waved his heavy club as a warning for him not to interrupt, and ordered three black crosses to be marked beside the name of Curzon.

‘Which means,’ he said in gracious explanation, ‘vengeance, complete and terrible. ‘Prentice, do you love the Constitution?’

“Which means,” he said kindly, “revenge, full and brutal. ‘Prentice, do you love the Constitution?’”

To which the novice (being to that end instructed by his attendant sponsors) replied ‘I do!’

To which the novice (having been instructed by his supportive sponsors) replied, “I do!”

‘The Church, the State, and everything established—but the masters?’ quoth the captain.

‘The Church, the State, and everything established—but the leaders?’ said the captain.

Again the novice said ‘I do.’

Again the beginner said, "I do."

Having said it, he listened meekly to the captain, who in an address prepared for such occasions, told him how that under that same Constitution (which was kept in a strong box somewhere, but where exactly he could not find out, or he would have endeavoured to procure a copy of it), the ‘prentices had, in times gone by, had frequent holidays of right, broken people’s heads by scores, defied their masters, nay, even achieved some glorious murders in the streets, which privileges had gradually been wrested from them, and in all which noble aspirations they were now restrained; how the degrading checks imposed upon them were unquestionably attributable to the innovating spirit of the times, and how they united therefore to resist all change, except such change as would restore those good old English customs, by which they would stand or fall. After illustrating the wisdom of going backward, by reference to that sagacious fish, the crab, and the not unfrequent practice of the mule and donkey, he described their general objects; which were briefly vengeance on their Tyrant Masters (of whose grievous and insupportable oppression no ‘prentice could entertain a moment’s doubt) and the restoration, as aforesaid, of their ancient rights and holidays; for neither of which objects were they now quite ripe, being barely twenty strong, but which they pledged themselves to pursue with fire and sword when needful. Then he described the oath which every member of that small remnant of a noble body took, and which was of a dreadful and impressive kind; binding him, at the bidding of his chief, to resist and obstruct the Lord Mayor, sword-bearer, and chaplain; to despise the authority of the sheriffs; and to hold the court of aldermen as nought; but not on any account, in case the fulness of time should bring a general rising of ‘prentices, to damage or in any way disfigure Temple Bar, which was strictly constitutional and always to be approached with reverence. Having gone over these several heads with great eloquence and force, and having further informed the novice that this society had its origin in his own teeming brain, stimulated by a swelling sense of wrong and outrage, Mr Tappertit demanded whether he had strength of heart to take the mighty pledge required, or whether he would withdraw while retreat was yet in his power.

After saying that, he listened quietly to the captain, who in a speech prepared for such occasions, told him how that under that same Constitution (which was kept in a secure box somewhere, but where exactly he couldn't find out, or he would have tried to get a copy of it), the apprentices had, in the past, enjoyed frequent holidays by right, had broken people’s heads by the dozens, defied their masters, and even committed some glorious murders in the streets—privileges that had gradually been taken away from them, and all of which noble aspirations they were now restrained from pursuing; how the degrading restrictions placed on them were undoubtedly due to the changing times, and how they united to resist all change, except for any that would restore those good old English customs, by which they would stand or fall. After illustrating the wisdom of going backward by referencing that wise fish, the crab, and the not uncommon actions of the mule and donkey, he laid out their general goals; which were briefly revenge on their Tyrant Masters (on whose cruel and unbearable oppression no apprentice could doubt) and the restoration, as mentioned before, of their ancient rights and holidays; for neither of which goals were they quite ready, being only twenty strong, but they promised to pursue them with fire and sword when necessary. Then he described the oath that every member of that small remnant of a noble body took, which was quite fearsome and impactful; binding him, at the command of his leader, to resist and obstruct the Lord Mayor, sword-bearer, and chaplain; to disregard the authority of the sheriffs; and to treat the court of aldermen as nothing; but under no circumstances, in case the time came for a general uprising of apprentices, to damage or in any way deface Temple Bar, which was strictly constitutional and always to be approached with respect. After covering these points with great eloquence and emphasis, and having further informed the novice that this society had originated from his own overflowing imagination, stirred by a deep sense of injustice and outrage, Mr. Tappertit asked whether he had the courage to take the mighty pledge required, or whether he would choose to back out while he still had the chance.

To this the novice made rejoinder, that he would take the vow, though it should choke him; and it was accordingly administered with many impressive circumstances, among which the lighting up of the two skulls with a candle-end inside of each, and a great many flourishes with the bone, were chiefly conspicuous; not to mention a variety of grave exercises with the blunderbuss and sabre, and some dismal groaning by unseen ‘prentices without. All these dark and direful ceremonies being at length completed, the table was put aside, the chair of state removed, the sceptre locked up in its usual cupboard, the doors of communication between the three cellars thrown freely open, and the ‘Prentice Knights resigned themselves to merriment.

To this, the novice replied that he would take the vow, even if it nearly suffocated him; and it was given with many dramatic elements, including lighting two skulls with candle stubs inside each and a lot of showy gestures with the bone, which stood out the most; not to mention various serious tasks involving the blunderbuss and sabre, along with some eerie groaning from hidden apprentices outside. Once all these dark and ominous ceremonies were finally finished, the table was set aside, the throne was removed, the scepter was locked up in its usual cupboard, and the doors connecting the three cellars were thrown open, allowing the Apprentice Knights to relax and enjoy themselves.

But Mr Tappertit, who had a soul above the vulgar herd, and who, on account of his greatness, could only afford to be merry now and then, threw himself on a bench with the air of a man who was faint with dignity. He looked with an indifferent eye, alike on skittles, cards, and dice, thinking only of the locksmith’s daughter, and the base degenerate days on which he had fallen.

But Mr. Tappertit, who considered himself above the common crowd and could only enjoy himself occasionally due to his elevated status, collapsed onto a bench with the demeanor of someone faint from their own dignity. He glanced disinterestedly at the skittles, cards, and dice, focused only on the locksmith’s daughter and the unfortunate, degrading times he had found himself in.

‘My noble captain neither games, nor sings, nor dances,’ said his host, taking a seat beside him. ‘Drink, gallant general!’

‘My esteemed captain doesn’t play games, sing, or dance,’ his host said, sitting down next to him. ‘Cheers, brave general!’

Mr Tappertit drained the proffered goblet to the dregs; then thrust his hands into his pockets, and with a lowering visage walked among the skittles, while his followers (such is the influence of superior genius) restrained the ardent ball, and held his little shins in dumb respect.

Mr. Tappertit finished the offered drink and then shoved his hands into his pockets. With a scowling face, he walked among the skittles, while his followers (such is the power of true talent) held back the eager ball and regarded his tiny legs with silent respect.

‘If I had been born a corsair or a pirate, a brigand, genteel highwayman or patriot—and they’re the same thing,’ thought Mr Tappertit, musing among the nine-pins, ‘I should have been all right. But to drag out a ignoble existence unbeknown to mankind in general—patience! I will be famous yet. A voice within me keeps on whispering Greatness. I shall burst out one of these days, and when I do, what power can keep me down? I feel my soul getting into my head at the idea. More drink there!’

‘If I had been born a corsair or a pirate, a bandit, an upper-class highwayman or a patriot—and they’re pretty much the same thing,’ Mr. Tappertit thought as he pondered among the nine-pins, ‘I would have been just fine. But to live a lowly existence unnoticed by most people—patience! I will be famous eventually. A voice inside me keeps whispering Greatness. I’m going to break out one of these days, and when I do, what power could possibly hold me back? I can feel my soul lifting with the thought. More drink there!’

‘The novice,’ pursued Mr Tappertit, not exactly in a voice of thunder, for his tones, to say the truth were rather cracked and shrill—but very impressively, notwithstanding—‘where is he?’

‘The novice,’ continued Mr. Tappertit, not quite in a booming voice, since his tones, to be honest, were rather high-pitched and strained—but very impressively, nonetheless—‘where is he?’

‘Here, noble captain!’ cried Stagg. ‘One stands beside me who I feel is a stranger.’

‘Here, noble captain!’ shouted Stagg. ‘There’s someone next to me that I feel is a stranger.’

‘Have you,’ said Mr Tappertit, letting his gaze fall on the party indicated, who was indeed the new knight, by this time restored to his own apparel; ‘Have you the impression of your street-door key in wax?’

‘Have you,’ said Mr Tappertit, looking at the group he was pointing out, who was indeed the new knight, now back in his own clothes; ‘Do you have the impression of your front door key in wax?’

The long comrade anticipated the reply, by producing it from the shelf on which it had been deposited.

The tall comrade expected the response, pulling it off the shelf where it had been placed.

‘Good,’ said Mr Tappertit, scrutinising it attentively, while a breathless silence reigned around; for he had constructed secret door-keys for the whole society, and perhaps owed something of his influence to that mean and trivial circumstance—on such slight accidents do even men of mind depend!—‘This is easily made. Come hither, friend.’

‘Good,’ said Mr. Tappertit, examining it closely, while a tense silence filled the room; he had created secret door keys for the entire group, and maybe his influence came from that petty little thing—such minor details can even affect thoughtful people!—‘This is easy to make. Come here, friend.’

With that, he beckoned the new knight apart, and putting the pattern in his pocket, motioned to him to walk by his side.

With that, he signaled the new knight to come over, and after putting the pattern in his pocket, gestured for him to walk beside him.

‘And so,’ he said, when they had taken a few turns up and down, you—you love your master’s daughter?’

‘And so,’ he said, after they had walked back and forth a few times, ‘you—you love your master’s daughter?’

‘I do,’ said the ‘prentice. ‘Honour bright. No chaff, you know.’

‘I do,’ said the apprentice. ‘I swear, no jokes here.’

‘Have you,’ rejoined Mr Tappertit, catching him by the wrist, and giving him a look which would have been expressive of the most deadly malevolence, but for an accidental hiccup that rather interfered with it; ‘have you a—a rival?’

"‘Have you,’ Mr. Tappertit said, grabbing him by the wrist and giving him a look that would’ve shown the most intense hatred, if it weren’t for an accidental hiccup that broke the moment; ‘do you have a—a rival?’"

‘Not as I know on,’ replied the ‘prentice.

'Not as far as I know,' replied the apprentice.

‘If you had now—’ said Mr Tappertit—‘what would you—eh?—’

‘If you had now—’ said Mr Tappertit—‘what would you—eh?—’

The ‘prentice looked fierce and clenched his fists.

The apprentice looked intense and clenched his fists.

‘It is enough,’ cried Mr Tappertit hastily, ‘we understand each other. We are observed. I thank you.’

‘That’s enough,’ Mr. Tappertit said quickly, ‘we understand each other. We’re being watched. Thank you.’

So saying, he cast him off again; and calling the long comrade aside after taking a few hasty turns by himself, bade him immediately write and post against the wall, a notice, proscribing one Joseph Willet (commonly known as Joe) of Chigwell; forbidding all ‘Prentice Knights to succour, comfort, or hold communion with him; and requiring them, on pain of excommunication, to molest, hurt, wrong, annoy, and pick quarrels with the said Joseph, whensoever and wheresoever they, or any of them, should happen to encounter him.

So saying, he dismissed him again; and after pacing back and forth for a moment, he called the tall comrade over and told him to immediately write and post a notice on the wall, banning one Joseph Willet (commonly known as Joe) of Chigwell; forbidding all ‘Prentice Knights from helping, comforting, or associating with him; and requiring them, under threat of excommunication, to harass, harm, annoy, and pick fights with Joseph whenever and wherever they happened to run into him.

Having relieved his mind by this energetic proceeding, he condescended to approach the festive board, and warming by degrees, at length deigned to preside, and even to enchant the company with a song. After this, he rose to such a pitch as to consent to regale the society with a hornpipe, which he actually performed to the music of a fiddle (played by an ingenious member) with such surpassing agility and brilliancy of execution, that the spectators could not be sufficiently enthusiastic in their admiration; and their host protested, with tears in his eyes, that he had never truly felt his blindness until that moment.

After clearing his mind with this energetic outburst, he decided to join the festive gathering. He gradually warmed up, eventually choosing to lead the group and even delight them with a song. After that, he went so far as to entertain everyone with a hornpipe, which he performed to the tune of a fiddle (played by a talented member), showcasing such incredible agility and brilliance that the audience couldn't contain their admiration. Their host, with tears in his eyes, insisted that he had never truly felt his blindness until that moment.

But the host withdrawing—probably to weep in secret—soon returned with the information that it wanted little more than an hour of day, and that all the cocks in Barbican had already begun to crow, as if their lives depended on it. At this intelligence, the ‘Prentice Knights arose in haste, and marshalling into a line, filed off one by one and dispersed with all speed to their several homes, leaving their leader to pass the grating last.

But the host stepped away—probably to cry in private—and soon came back with the news that there was only about an hour left of daylight, and that all the roosters in Barbican had already started crowing, as if their lives depended on it. Hearing this, the 'Prentice Knights quickly got up, lined up, and left one by one, rushing to their homes, while their leader was left to pass through the grating last.

‘Good night, noble captain,’ whispered the blind man as he held it open for his passage out; ‘Farewell, brave general. Bye, bye, illustrious commander. Good luck go with you for a—conceited, bragging, empty-headed, duck-legged idiot.’

‘Good night, noble captain,’ whispered the blind man as he held it open for his passage out; ‘Farewell, brave general. Bye, bye, illustrious commander. Good luck go with you for a—conceited, bragging, empty-headed, duck-legged idiot.’

With which parting words, coolly added as he listened to his receding footsteps and locked the grate upon himself, he descended the steps, and lighting the fire below the little copper, prepared, without any assistance, for his daily occupation; which was to retail at the area-head above pennyworths of broth and soup, and savoury puddings, compounded of such scraps as were to be bought in the heap for the least money at Fleet Market in the evening time; and for the sale of which he had need to have depended chiefly on his private connection, for the court had no thoroughfare, and was not that kind of place in which many people were likely to take the air, or to frequent as an agreeable promenade.

With those parting words, casually tossed out as he heard his footsteps fade away and locked himself in, he went down the steps, lit the fire under the small copper, and got ready for his daily work without any help. His job was to sell at the area-head above penny portions of broth, soup, and tasty puddings made from scraps he could buy for the lowest prices in Fleet Market in the evening. For this, he had mostly to rely on his personal connections since the court didn’t have any main thoroughfares and wasn’t the kind of place where many people would stroll or hang out for leisure.





Chapter 9

Chronicler’s are privileged to enter where they list, to come and go through keyholes, to ride upon the wind, to overcome, in their soarings up and down, all obstacles of distance, time, and place. Thrice blessed be this last consideration, since it enables us to follow the disdainful Miggs even into the sanctity of her chamber, and to hold her in sweet companionship through the dreary watches of the night!

Chroniclers have the special ability to go wherever they want, to slip through keyholes, to ride the wind, and to rise above all barriers of distance, time, and place. Blessed be this last thought, as it allows us to follow the aloof Miggs even into the privacy of her room, and to keep her company through the long, boring hours of the night!

Miss Miggs, having undone her mistress, as she phrased it (which means, assisted to undress her), and having seen her comfortably to bed in the back room on the first floor, withdrew to her own apartment, in the attic story. Notwithstanding her declaration in the locksmith’s presence, she was in no mood for sleep; so, putting her light upon the table and withdrawing the little window curtain, she gazed out pensively at the wild night sky.

Miss Miggs had helped her mistress get ready for bed (which she called "undoing" her) and had seen her settled in the back room on the first floor. She then went up to her own room in the attic. Despite what she had said in front of the locksmith, she wasn't ready to sleep; so she placed her lamp on the table, pulled back the small window curtain, and stared thoughtfully at the stormy night sky.

Perhaps she wondered what star was destined for her habitation when she had run her little course below; perhaps speculated which of those glimmering spheres might be the natal orb of Mr Tappertit; perhaps marvelled how they could gaze down on that perfidious creature, man, and not sicken and turn green as chemists’ lamps; perhaps thought of nothing in particular. Whatever she thought about, there she sat, until her attention, alive to anything connected with the insinuating ‘prentice, was attracted by a noise in the next room to her own—his room; the room in which he slept, and dreamed—it might be, sometimes dreamed of her.

Maybe she wondered which star was meant for her once she had finished her time on Earth; maybe she speculated about which of those shining spheres could be Mr. Tappertit’s birthplace; perhaps she was amazed at how they could look down on that deceitful creature, man, without feeling sick like chemists’ lamps; or maybe she just wasn’t thinking about anything in particular. Whatever was on her mind, there she sat, until her attention, always alert to anything related to the sly apprentice, was caught by a noise coming from the room next to hers—his room; the room where he slept and dreamed—it’s possible he sometimes dreamed of her.

That he was not dreaming now, unless he was taking a walk in his sleep, was clear, for every now and then there came a shuffling noise, as though he were engaged in polishing the whitewashed wall; then a gentle creaking of his door; then the faintest indication of his stealthy footsteps on the landing-place outside. Noting this latter circumstance, Miss Miggs turned pale and shuddered, as mistrusting his intentions; and more than once exclaimed, below her breath, ‘Oh! what a Providence it is, as I am bolted in!’—which, owing doubtless to her alarm, was a confusion of ideas on her part between a bolt and its use; for though there was one on the door, it was not fastened.

He wasn't dreaming now, unless he was sleepwalking, that much was clear. Every now and then, there was a shuffling noise, like he was polishing the whitewashed wall; then a soft creaking of his door; and the faintest sound of his quiet footsteps in the hallway outside. Noticing this, Miss Miggs went pale and shuddered, suspecting his intentions. More than once, she muttered under her breath, "Oh! What a blessing it is that I'm locked in!" — which, due to her fear, was a mix-up in her mind between a bolt and its purpose; because even though there was one on the door, it wasn't actually locked.

Miss Miggs’s sense of hearing, however, having as sharp an edge as her temper, and being of the same snappish and suspicious kind, very soon informed her that the footsteps passed her door, and appeared to have some object quite separate and disconnected from herself. At this discovery she became more alarmed than ever, and was about to give utterance to those cries of ‘Thieves!’ and ‘Murder!’ which she had hitherto restrained, when it occurred to her to look softly out, and see that her fears had some good palpable foundation.

Miss Miggs’s hearing was just as sharp as her temper, and both were equally snappy and suspicious. It quickly alerted her that footsteps were passing her door, seemingly with an aim that had nothing to do with her. Realizing this made her even more anxious, and she was on the verge of shouting ‘Thieves!’ and ‘Murder!’—cries she had managed to hold back—when it struck her to peek out quietly and see if her fears had some solid basis.

Looking out accordingly, and stretching her neck over the handrail, she descried, to her great amazement, Mr Tappertit completely dressed, stealing downstairs, one step at a time, with his shoes in one hand and a lamp in the other. Following him with her eyes, and going down a little way herself to get the better of an intervening angle, she beheld him thrust his head in at the parlour-door, draw it back again with great swiftness, and immediately begin a retreat upstairs with all possible expedition.

Looking out as best as she could and stretching her neck over the handrail, she saw, to her surprise, Mr. Tappertit fully dressed, quietly making his way downstairs, one step at a time, with his shoes in one hand and a lamp in the other. Following him with her eyes and moving down a bit herself to get a better view, she watched him peek his head into the parlor door, pull it back quickly, and then hastily retreat upstairs.

‘Here’s mysteries!’ said the damsel, when she was safe in her own room again, quite out of breath. ‘Oh, gracious, here’s mysteries!’

‘Here are mysteries!’ said the young woman, when she was safely back in her own room, completely out of breath. ‘Oh my goodness, here are mysteries!’

The prospect of finding anybody out in anything, would have kept Miss Miggs awake under the influence of henbane. Presently, she heard the step again, as she would have done if it had been that of a feather endowed with motion and walking down on tiptoe. Then gliding out as before, she again beheld the retreating figure of the ‘prentice; again he looked cautiously in at the parlour-door, but this time instead of retreating, he passed in and disappeared.

The thought of discovering anyone doing anything would have kept Miss Miggs up even if she had taken a sedative. Soon, she heard the footsteps again, just like if a feather was quietly tiptoeing. Then, as before, she quietly slipped out and saw the 'prentice leaving; this time he peered carefully into the parlor door, but instead of turning back, he walked in and vanished.

Miggs was back in her room, and had her head out of the window, before an elderly gentleman could have winked and recovered from it. Out he came at the street-door, shut it carefully behind him, tried it with his knee, and swaggered off, putting something in his pocket as he went along. At this spectacle Miggs cried ‘Gracious!’ again, and then ‘Goodness gracious!’ and then ‘Goodness gracious me!’ and then, candle in hand, went downstairs as he had done. Coming to the workshop, she saw the lamp burning on the forge, and everything as Sim had left it.

Miggs was back in her room and had her head out the window before an elderly gentleman could even blink and react. He stepped out the front door, carefully closed it behind him, checked it with his knee, and walked away, slipping something into his pocket as he went. Seeing this, Miggs exclaimed, “Wow!” then “Oh my goodness!” and finally, “Oh my goodness gracious!” With a candle in hand, she went downstairs just like he had. When she reached the workshop, she noticed the lamp was still lit on the forge, with everything exactly as Sim had left it.

‘Why I wish I may only have a walking funeral, and never be buried decent with a mourning-coach and feathers, if the boy hasn’t been and made a key for his own self!’ cried Miggs. ‘Oh the little villain!’

‘Why I hope I only have a walking funeral, and never a proper burial with a hearse and feathers, if the kid hasn’t been and made a key for himself!’ cried Miggs. ‘Oh the little rascal!’

This conclusion was not arrived at without consideration, and much peeping and peering about; nor was it unassisted by the recollection that she had on several occasions come upon the ‘prentice suddenly, and found him busy at some mysterious occupation. Lest the fact of Miss Miggs calling him, on whom she stooped to cast a favourable eye, a boy, should create surprise in any breast, it may be observed that she invariably affected to regard all male bipeds under thirty as mere chits and infants; which phenomenon is not unusual in ladies of Miss Miggs’s temper, and is indeed generally found to be the associate of such indomitable and savage virtue.

This conclusion didn't come without thought and a lot of looking around; and it was also helped by the memory that she had, on several occasions, unexpectedly found the apprentice busy with some mysterious task. To clarify why Miss Miggs referred to him, the one she had her eye on, as a boy—something that might surprise some—it should be noted that she always pretended to see all males under thirty as just kids and infants. This attitude is not uncommon among women like Miss Miggs and often goes hand in hand with such strong and fierce virtue.

Miss Miggs deliberated within herself for some little time, looking hard at the shop-door while she did so, as though her eyes and thoughts were both upon it; and then, taking a sheet of paper from a drawer, twisted it into a long thin spiral tube. Having filled this instrument with a quantity of small coal-dust from the forge, she approached the door, and dropping on one knee before it, dexterously blew into the keyhole as much of these fine ashes as the lock would hold. When she had filled it to the brim in a very workmanlike and skilful manner, she crept upstairs again, and chuckled as she went.

Miss Miggs thought for a moment, staring hard at the shop door as if her eyes and mind were focused on it; then, taking a piece of paper from a drawer, she twisted it into a long, thin tube. After filling this tube with some small coal dust from the forge, she went to the door and knelt down in front of it, skillfully blowing the fine dust into the keyhole until it was packed full. Once she had filled it to the top in a very efficient and skilled way, she crept back upstairs, chuckling to herself as she went.

‘There!’ cried Miggs, rubbing her hands, ‘now let’s see whether you won’t be glad to take some notice of me, mister. He, he, he! You’ll have eyes for somebody besides Miss Dolly now, I think. A fat-faced puss she is, as ever I come across!’

‘There!’ cried Miggs, rubbing her hands, ‘now let’s see if you’ll be glad to pay some attention to me, mister. Ha, ha, ha! I think you’ll have your eyes on someone other than Miss Dolly now. She’s a chubby-faced cat, the biggest I’ve ever seen!’

As she uttered this criticism, she glanced approvingly at her small mirror, as who should say, I thank my stars that can’t be said of me!—as it certainly could not; for Miss Miggs’s style of beauty was of that kind which Mr Tappertit himself had not inaptly termed, in private, ‘scraggy.’

As she made this comment, she looked at her small mirror with a hint of pride, as if to say, I'm glad that's not me!—which it definitely wasn't; because Miss Miggs's type of beauty was what Mr. Tappertit had aptly called, in private, 'scraggy.'

‘I don’t go to bed this night!’ said Miggs, wrapping herself in a shawl, and drawing a couple of chairs near the window, flouncing down upon one, and putting her feet upon the other, ‘till you come home, my lad. I wouldn’t,’ said Miggs viciously, ‘no, not for five-and-forty pound!’

‘I’m not going to bed tonight!’ said Miggs, wrapping herself in a shawl, and pulling a couple of chairs close to the window, flopping down onto one and putting her feet up on the other, ‘until you get home, my boy. I wouldn’t,’ said Miggs spitefully, ‘no, not for forty-five pounds!’

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With that, and with an expression of face in which a great number of opposite ingredients, such as mischief, cunning, malice, triumph, and patient expectation, were all mixed up together in a kind of physiognomical punch, Miss Miggs composed herself to wait and listen, like some fair ogress who had set a trap and was watching for a nibble from a plump young traveller.

With that, and with a look on her face that mixed together a lot of conflicting feelings—like mischief, cunning, malice, triumph, and patient anticipation—Miss Miggs settled in to wait and listen, like some elegant ogress who had set a trap and was waiting for a bite from a juicy young traveler.

She sat there, with perfect composure, all night. At length, just upon break of day, there was a footstep in the street, and presently she could hear Mr Tappertit stop at the door. Then she could make out that he tried his key—that he was blowing into it—that he knocked it on the nearest post to beat the dust out—that he took it under a lamp to look at it—that he poked bits of stick into the lock to clear it—that he peeped into the keyhole, first with one eye, and then with the other—that he tried the key again—that he couldn’t turn it, and what was worse, couldn’t get it out—that he bent it—that then it was much less disposed to come out than before—that he gave it a mighty twist and a great pull, and then it came out so suddenly that he staggered backwards—that he kicked the door—that he shook it—finally, that he smote his forehead, and sat down on the step in despair.

She sat there, completely composed, all night. Finally, just as dawn was breaking, she heard footsteps in the street, and then she could hear Mr. Tappertit stop at the door. She could see him trying his key, blowing into it, knocking it on the nearest post to shake the dust off, examining it under a lamp, jamming bits of stick into the lock to clear it, peeking into the keyhole with one eye and then the other, trying the key again, realizing he couldn’t turn it, and worst of all, couldn’t get it out. He bent it, and then it was even less likely to come out than before. He twisted it hard and pulled it with all his might, and then it popped out so suddenly that he staggered back. He kicked the door, shook it, and finally struck his forehead in despair and sat down on the step.

When this crisis had arrived, Miss Miggs, affecting to be exhausted with terror, and to cling to the window-sill for support, put out her nightcap, and demanded in a faint voice who was there.

When this crisis hit, Miss Miggs, pretending to be overwhelmed with fear and clinging to the window sill for support, poked her nightcap out and asked in a weak voice who was there.

Mr Tappertit cried ‘Hush!’ and, backing to the road, exhorted her in frenzied pantomime to secrecy and silence.

Mr. Tappertit shouted "Hush!" and, stepping back onto the road, animatedly urged her to keep quiet and stay silent.

‘Tell me one thing,’ said Miggs. ‘Is it thieves?’

‘Tell me something,’ said Miggs. ‘Is it about thieves?’

‘No—no—no!’ cried Mr Tappertit.

“No—no—no!” yelled Mr. Tappertit.

‘Then,’ said Miggs, more faintly than before, ‘it’s fire. Where is it, sir? It’s near this room, I know. I’ve a good conscience, sir, and would much rather die than go down a ladder. All I wish is, respecting my love to my married sister, Golden Lion Court, number twenty-sivin, second bell-handle on the right-hand door-post.’

‘Then,’ said Miggs, more weakly than before, ‘it’s fire. Where is it, sir? It’s close to this room, I know. I have a clear conscience, sir, and I’d rather die than go down a ladder. All I wish is, in honor of my love for my married sister, Golden Lion Court, number twenty-seven, second bell-handle on the right doorpost.’

‘Miggs!’ cried Mr Tappertit, ‘don’t you know me? Sim, you know—Sim—’

‘Miggs!’ shouted Mr. Tappertit, ‘don’t you recognize me? Sim, you know—Sim—’

‘Oh! what about him!’ cried Miggs, clasping her hands. ‘Is he in any danger? Is he in the midst of flames and blazes! Oh gracious, gracious!’

‘Oh! what about him!’ cried Miggs, clasping her hands. ‘Is he in any danger? Is he surrounded by flames and fire! Oh my goodness, oh my goodness!’

‘Why I’m here, an’t I?’ rejoined Mr Tappertit, knocking himself on the breast. ‘Don’t you see me? What a fool you are, Miggs!’

‘Why am I here, right?’ replied Mr. Tappertit, thumping his chest. ‘Can’t you see me? What a fool you are, Miggs!’

‘There!’ cried Miggs, unmindful of this compliment. ‘Why—so it—Goodness, what is the meaning of—If you please, mim, here’s—’

‘There!’ cried Miggs, ignoring the compliment. ‘Why—so it—Goodness, what does this mean—If you please, ma'am, here’s—’

‘No, no!’ cried Mr Tappertit, standing on tiptoe, as if by that means he, in the street, were any nearer being able to stop the mouth of Miggs in the garret. ‘Don’t!—I’ve been out without leave, and something or another’s the matter with the lock. Come down, and undo the shop window, that I may get in that way.’

‘No, no!’ shouted Mr. Tappertit, standing on his tiptoes, as if that would somehow help him silence Miggs in the attic. ‘Don’t!—I snuck out without permission, and there’s something wrong with the lock. Come down and unlock the shop window so I can get in that way.’

‘I dursn’t do it, Simmun,’ cried Miggs—for that was her pronunciation of his Christian name. ‘I dursn’t do it, indeed. You know as well as anybody, how particular I am. And to come down in the dead of night, when the house is wrapped in slumbers and weiled in obscurity.’ And there she stopped and shivered, for her modesty caught cold at the very thought.

‘I can’t do it, Simmun,’ cried Miggs—for that was how she pronounced his name. ‘I really can’t. You know how particular I am. And to come down in the middle of the night, when the house is fast asleep and shrouded in darkness.’ And there she stopped and shivered, because the very thought made her modesty feel cold.

‘But Miggs,’ cried Mr Tappertit, getting under the lamp, that she might see his eyes. ‘My darling Miggs—’

‘But Miggs,’ cried Mr. Tappertit, stepping under the lamp so she could see his eyes. ‘My darling Miggs—’

Miggs screamed slightly.

Miggs let out a small scream.

‘—That I love so much, and never can help thinking of,’ and it is impossible to describe the use he made of his eyes when he said this—‘do—for my sake, do.’

‘—That I love so much and can’t help thinking about,’ and it’s impossible to describe how he used his eyes when he said this—‘please—for my sake, please.’

‘Oh Simmun,’ cried Miggs, ‘this is worse than all. I know if I come down, you’ll go, and—’

‘Oh Simmun,’ cried Miggs, ‘this is the worst of all. I know if I come down, you’ll leave, and—’

‘And what, my precious?’ said Mr Tappertit.

'And what is it, my precious?' asked Mr. Tappertit.

‘And try,’ said Miggs, hysterically, ‘to kiss me, or some such dreadfulness; I know you will!’

‘And try,’ said Miggs, hysterically, ‘to kiss me, or something equally terrible; I know you will!’

‘I swear I won’t,’ said Mr Tappertit, with remarkable earnestness. ‘Upon my soul I won’t. It’s getting broad day, and the watchman’s waking up. Angelic Miggs! If you’ll only come and let me in, I promise you faithfully and truly I won’t.’

"I swear I won't," said Mr. Tappertit, with great sincerity. "I really won't. It's getting light out, and the watchman is waking up. Angelic Miggs! If you just come and let me in, I promise you honestly and truly I won't."

Miss Miggs, whose gentle heart was touched, did not wait for the oath (knowing how strong the temptation was, and fearing he might forswear himself), but tripped lightly down the stairs, and with her own fair hands drew back the rough fastenings of the workshop window. Having helped the wayward ‘prentice in, she faintly articulated the words ‘Simmun is safe!’ and yielding to her woman’s nature, immediately became insensible.

Miss Miggs, whose kind heart was moved, didn't wait for the promise (she knew how strong the temptation was and worried he might go back on his word), but quickly went down the stairs and with her own hands pulled back the rough locks of the workshop window. After helping the troubled apprentice inside, she weakly said, "Simmun is safe!" and, giving in to her emotions, immediately fainted.

‘I knew I should quench her,’ said Sim, rather embarrassed by this circumstance. ‘Of course I was certain it would come to this, but there was nothing else to be done—if I hadn’t eyed her over, she wouldn’t have come down. Here. Keep up a minute, Miggs. What a slippery figure she is! There’s no holding her, comfortably. Do keep up a minute, Miggs, will you?’

‘I knew I had to take care of her,’ said Sim, feeling pretty awkward about the situation. ‘I mean, I knew it would come to this, but there wasn’t anything else to do—if I hadn’t kept an eye on her, she wouldn’t have come down. Come on. Hold on for a second, Miggs. She’s such a slippery character! You can’t really keep her around easily. Just hold on for a second, Miggs, okay?’

As Miggs, however, was deaf to all entreaties, Mr Tappertit leant her against the wall as one might dispose of a walking-stick or umbrella, until he had secured the window, when he took her in his arms again, and, in short stages and with great difficulty—arising from her being tall and his being short, and perhaps in some degree from that peculiar physical conformation on which he had already remarked—carried her upstairs, and planting her, in the same umbrella and walking-stick fashion, just inside her own door, left her to her repose.

As Miggs ignored all pleas, Mr. Tappertit leaned her against the wall like someone would with a walking stick or umbrella, until he secured the window. Then he picked her up again and, with a lot of struggle—due to her being tall and him being short, and probably because of that strange physical build he had already noted—carried her upstairs. He placed her, in the same way he had with the umbrella and walking stick, just inside her own door and left her to rest.

‘He may be as cool as he likes,’ said Miss Miggs, recovering as soon as she was left alone; ‘but I’m in his confidence and he can’t help himself, nor couldn’t if he was twenty Simmunses!’

‘He can act as calm as he wants,’ Miss Miggs said, regaining her composure as soon as she was left alone; ‘but I’m in his inner circle and he can’t escape it, even if he were twenty Simmunses!’





Chapter 10

It was on one of those mornings, common in early spring, when the year, fickle and changeable in its youth like all other created things, is undecided whether to step backward into winter or forward into summer, and in its uncertainty inclines now to the one and now to the other, and now to both at once—wooing summer in the sunshine, and lingering still with winter in the shade—it was, in short, on one of those mornings, when it is hot and cold, wet and dry, bright and lowering, sad and cheerful, withering and genial, in the compass of one short hour, that old John Willet, who was dropping asleep over the copper boiler, was roused by the sound of a horse’s feet, and glancing out at window, beheld a traveller of goodly promise, checking his bridle at the Maypole door.

It was one of those typical mornings in early spring when the year, young and unpredictable like everything else, couldn’t decide whether to retreat into winter or move forward into summer. In its uncertainty, it leaned toward one or the other, and sometimes both at once—inviting summer with the sunshine while still holding on to winter’s chill in the shade. In short, it was one of those mornings when it was hot and cold, wet and dry, bright and gloomy, sad and happy, withering and pleasant, all within a single hour. Old John Willet, who was dozing off by the copper boiler, was jolted awake by the sound of a horse’s hooves and, glancing out the window, saw a traveler of promising appearance pulling up his horse at the Maypole door.

He was none of your flippant young fellows, who would call for a tankard of mulled ale, and make themselves as much at home as if they had ordered a hogshead of wine; none of your audacious young swaggerers, who would even penetrate into the bar—that solemn sanctuary—and, smiting old John upon the back, inquire if there was never a pretty girl in the house, and where he hid his little chambermaids, with a hundred other impertinences of that nature; none of your free-and-easy companions, who would scrape their boots upon the firedogs in the common room, and be not at all particular on the subject of spittoons; none of your unconscionable blades, requiring impossible chops, and taking unheard-of pickles for granted. He was a staid, grave, placid gentleman, something past the prime of life, yet upright in his carriage, for all that, and slim as a greyhound. He was well-mounted upon a sturdy chestnut cob, and had the graceful seat of an experienced horseman; while his riding gear, though free from such fopperies as were then in vogue, was handsome and well chosen. He wore a riding-coat of a somewhat brighter green than might have been expected to suit the taste of a gentleman of his years, with a short, black velvet cape, and laced pocket-holes and cuffs, all of a jaunty fashion; his linen, too, was of the finest kind, worked in a rich pattern at the wrists and throat, and scrupulously white. Although he seemed, judging from the mud he had picked up on the way, to have come from London, his horse was as smooth and cool as his own iron-grey periwig and pigtail. Neither man nor beast had turned a single hair; and saving for his soiled skirts and spatter-dashes, this gentleman, with his blooming face, white teeth, exactly-ordered dress, and perfect calmness, might have come from making an elaborate and leisurely toilet, to sit for an equestrian portrait at old John Willet’s gate.

He wasn't like those careless young guys who would demand a tankard of mulled ale and act as if they were at home, thinking they had ordered a barrel of wine; nor was he like the bold young show-offs who would even barge into the bar— that serious place—and, slapping old John on the back, ask if there were any pretty girls around, or where he kept his little chambermaids, and a hundred other rude questions like that; he wasn't one of those laid-back friends who would wipe their boots on the firedogs in the common room and didn’t care about spittoons; nor was he one of those unreasonable types who expected extravagant dishes and took unusual pickles for granted. He was a serious, calm, composed gentleman, a bit past the prime of life, yet still stood tall, and slim as a greyhound. He was well-mounted on a sturdy chestnut horse, sitting gracefully like an experienced rider; his riding gear, though not flashy like the trends of the time, was attractive and well chosen. He wore a riding coat that was a somewhat brighter green than you’d expect for a gentleman of his age, with a short black velvet cape and laced pockets and cuffs that had a stylish flair; his linen was of the finest quality, beautifully patterned at the wrists and neckline, and spotlessly white. Even though he looked like he had come from London, with the mud he had picked up on the way, his horse was as smooth and cool as his own iron-grey periwig and pigtail. Neither he nor his horse had ruffled a single hair; apart from his soiled hem and splash guards, this gentleman, with his bright face, white teeth, neatly arranged outfit, and perfect composure, could have just come from preparing for an elaborate and leisurely grooming session, ready to pose for an equestrian portrait at old John Willet’s gate.

It must not be supposed that John observed these several characteristics by other than very slow degrees, or that he took in more than half a one at a time, or that he even made up his mind upon that, without a great deal of very serious consideration. Indeed, if he had been distracted in the first instance by questionings and orders, it would have taken him at the least a fortnight to have noted what is here set down; but it happened that the gentleman, being struck with the old house, or with the plump pigeons which were skimming and curtseying about it, or with the tall maypole, on the top of which a weathercock, which had been out of order for fifteen years, performed a perpetual walk to the music of its own creaking, sat for some little time looking round in silence. Hence John, standing with his hand upon the horse’s bridle, and his great eyes on the rider, and with nothing passing to divert his thoughts, had really got some of these little circumstances into his brain by the time he was called upon to speak.

John definitely didn’t notice these details all at once or very quickly; he took in only a bit at a time and needed to think things through carefully before coming to any conclusions. If he had been distracted by questions and orders right away, it would have taken him at least two weeks to notice everything that’s written here. However, the gentleman was captivated by the old house, the chubby pigeons gracefully flying around it, or the tall maypole with a weathercock that hadn’t worked in fifteen years, which constantly creaked as it moved. He sat quietly for a while, taking it all in. Meanwhile, John, with his hand on the horse’s bridle and his big eyes focused on the rider, was able to absorb some of these small details by the time he was asked to speak.

‘A quaint place this,’ said the gentleman—and his voice was as rich as his dress. ‘Are you the landlord?’

‘This is a charming place,’ said the gentleman—and his voice was as rich as his attire. ‘Are you the owner?’

‘At your service, sir,’ replied John Willet.

‘At your service, sir,’ replied John Willet.

‘You can give my horse good stabling, can you, and me an early dinner (I am not particular what, so that it be cleanly served), and a decent room of which there seems to be no lack in this great mansion,’ said the stranger, again running his eyes over the exterior.

‘You can provide my horse with a good stable, right? And how about an early dinner (I’m not picky about what it is, as long as it’s served neatly), and a nice room, since there seems to be plenty of those in this big mansion,’ said the stranger, glancing over the outside again.

‘You can have, sir,’ returned John with a readiness quite surprising, ‘anything you please.’

‘You can have it, sir,’ John replied surprisingly quickly, ‘whatever you want.’

‘It’s well I am easily satisfied,’ returned the other with a smile, ‘or that might prove a hardy pledge, my friend.’ And saying so, he dismounted, with the aid of the block before the door, in a twinkling.

“It’s a good thing I’m easily pleased,” the other replied with a smile, “or that could be a tough promise, my friend.” With that, he quickly got off, using the block at the door for support.

‘Halloa there! Hugh!’ roared John. ‘I ask your pardon, sir, for keeping you standing in the porch; but my son has gone to town on business, and the boy being, as I may say, of a kind of use to me, I’m rather put out when he’s away. Hugh!—a dreadful idle vagrant fellow, sir, half a gipsy, as I think—always sleeping in the sun in summer, and in the straw in winter time, sir—Hugh! Dear Lord, to keep a gentleman a waiting here through him!—Hugh! I wish that chap was dead, I do indeed.’

“Hey there! Hugh!” John yelled. “I’m sorry to keep you waiting in the porch, sir, but my son has gone into town for business, and since the boy is, as I can say, quite useful to me, I get a bit upset when he’s not around. Hugh!—a really lazy, wandering guy, sir, kind of like a gypsy, if you ask me—always napping in the sun during the summer, and sleeping in the straw in the winter, sir—Hugh! Goodness, making a gentleman wait here because of him!—Hugh! I really wish that guy was gone, I truly do.”

‘Possibly he is,’ returned the other. ‘I should think if he were living, he would have heard you by this time.’

"Maybe he is," the other replied. "I would think that if he were alive, he would have heard you by now."

‘In his fits of laziness, he sleeps so desperate hard,’ said the distracted host, ‘that if you were to fire off cannon-balls into his ears, it wouldn’t wake him, sir.’

‘In his lazy moments, he sleeps so soundly,’ said the distracted host, ‘that if you fired cannonballs into his ears, it wouldn’t wake him, sir.’

The guest made no remark upon this novel cure for drowsiness, and recipe for making people lively, but, with his hands clasped behind him, stood in the porch, very much amused to see old John, with the bridle in his hand, wavering between a strong impulse to abandon the animal to his fate, and a half disposition to lead him into the house, and shut him up in the parlour, while he waited on his master.

The guest didn’t say anything about this strange cure for tiredness and recipe for making people more energetic, but, with his hands clasped behind him, stood in the doorway, quite entertained to watch old John, bridle in hand, hesitating between a strong urge to leave the animal to its own devices and a slight inclination to bring it inside and lock it in the parlor while he waited on his master.

‘Pillory the fellow, here he is at last!’ cried John, in the very height and zenith of his distress. ‘Did you hear me a calling, villain?’

“Put him in the pillory, here he is at last!” shouted John, completely at his wit's end. “Did you hear me calling you, you villain?”

The figure he addressed made no answer, but putting his hand upon the saddle, sprung into it at a bound, turned the horse’s head towards the stable, and was gone in an instant.

The person he spoke to didn't respond, but placing a hand on the saddle, quickly jumped into it, turned the horse's head towards the stable, and disappeared in an instant.

‘Brisk enough when he is awake,’ said the guest.

‘Pretty lively when he's awake,’ said the guest.

‘Brisk enough, sir!’ replied John, looking at the place where the horse had been, as if not yet understanding quite, what had become of him. ‘He melts, I think. He goes like a drop of froth. You look at him, and there he is. You look at him again, and—there he isn’t.’

“Pretty quick, sir!” John replied, staring at the spot where the horse had been, as if he still didn't fully grasp what had happened to it. “It’s like he disappears. He just vanishes like a drop of foam. You see him, and he’s there. You look again, and—he’s gone.”

Having, in the absence of any more words, put this sudden climax to what he had faintly intended should be a long explanation of the whole life and character of his man, the oracular John Willet led the gentleman up his wide dismantled staircase into the Maypole’s best apartment.

Having run out of words, and abruptly ending what he had vaguely intended to be a long explanation of the life and character of the man, the mysterious John Willet led the gentleman up his wide, empty staircase to the Maypole’s best room.

It was spacious enough in all conscience, occupying the whole depth of the house, and having at either end a great bay window, as large as many modern rooms; in which some few panes of stained glass, emblazoned with fragments of armorial bearings, though cracked, and patched, and shattered, yet remained; attesting, by their presence, that the former owner had made the very light subservient to his state, and pressed the sun itself into his list of flatterers; bidding it, when it shone into his chamber, reflect the badges of his ancient family, and take new hues and colours from their pride.

It was spacious enough by any standard, spanning the entire depth of the house, with large bay windows at both ends that were as big as many modern rooms. A few panes of stained glass still remained, featuring bits of coat-of-arms, even though they were cracked, patched, and shattered. Their presence showed that the previous owner had designed the light to cater to his status, making the sun part of his list of admirers; he had it shine into his room to reflect the symbols of his old family and take on new colors and shades from their pride.

But those were old days, and now every little ray came and went as it would; telling the plain, bare, searching truth. Although the best room of the inn, it had the melancholy aspect of grandeur in decay, and was much too vast for comfort. Rich rustling hangings, waving on the walls; and, better far, the rustling of youth and beauty’s dress; the light of women’s eyes, outshining the tapers and their own rich jewels; the sound of gentle tongues, and music, and the tread of maiden feet, had once been there, and filled it with delight. But they were gone, and with them all its gladness. It was no longer a home; children were never born and bred there; the fireside had become mercenary—a something to be bought and sold—a very courtezan: let who would die, or sit beside, or leave it, it was still the same—it missed nobody, cared for nobody, had equal warmth and smiles for all. God help the man whose heart ever changes with the world, as an old mansion when it becomes an inn!

But those were the old days, and now every little ray came and went as it pleased; revealing the plain, bare, searching truth. Although it was the best room of the inn, it had a sad grandeur in decline, and was far too large for comfort. Rich, rustling drapes swayed on the walls; and, even better, the rustling of youth and beauty’s dresses; the light in women’s eyes outshined the candles and their own rich jewels; the sound of gentle voices, music, and the footsteps of young women had once filled the space with joy. But they were gone, along with all its happiness. It was no longer a home; children were never born or raised there; the fireside had become mercenary—a thing to be bought and sold—like a very courtesan: no matter who died, sat beside it, or left, it remained the same—it missed no one, cared for no one, and offered equal warmth and smiles for all. God help the man whose heart changes with the world, just like an old mansion when it turns into an inn!

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No effort had been made to furnish this chilly waste, but before the broad chimney a colony of chairs and tables had been planted on a square of carpet, flanked by a ghostly screen, enriched with figures, grinning and grotesque. After lighting with his own hands the faggots which were heaped upon the hearth, old John withdrew to hold grave council with his cook, touching the stranger’s entertainment; while the guest himself, seeing small comfort in the yet unkindled wood, opened a lattice in the distant window, and basked in a sickly gleam of cold March sun.

No effort had been made to furnish this cold space, but in front of the wide chimney, a group of chairs and tables was set up on a square of carpet, surrounded by a ghostly screen adorned with grinning and grotesque figures. After lighting the logs piled up in the hearth with his own hands, old John stepped back to have a serious discussion with his cook about the stranger's accommodations. Meanwhile, the guest, finding little comfort in the yet-to-be-lit wood, opened a window at the far end and soaked up a weak ray of cold March sunshine.

Leaving the window now and then, to rake the crackling logs together, or pace the echoing room from end to end, he closed it when the fire was quite burnt up, and having wheeled the easiest chair into the warmest corner, summoned John Willet.

Stepping away from the window every so often to gather the crackling logs or to walk back and forth across the echoing room, he shut it once the fire had completely burned out. After moving the comfiest chair into the coziest corner, he called for John Willet.

‘Sir,’ said John.

"Sir," said John.

He wanted pen, ink, and paper. There was an old standish on the mantelshelf containing a dusty apology for all three. Having set this before him, the landlord was retiring, when he motioned him to stay.

He needed a pen, ink, and paper. There was an old inkwell on the mantel with a dusty excuse for all three. As the landlord started to leave, he gestured for him to stay.

‘There’s a house not far from here,’ said the guest when he had written a few lines, ‘which you call the Warren, I believe?’

‘There’s a house not far from here,’ said the guest after he had written a few lines, ‘that you call the Warren, right?’

As this was said in the tone of one who knew the fact, and asked the question as a thing of course, John contented himself with nodding his head in the affirmative; at the same time taking one hand out of his pockets to cough behind, and then putting it in again.

As this was said in a way that showed the speaker was sure of the fact, and asked the question casually, John simply nodded in agreement, while also taking one hand out of his pocket to cough behind it, then putting it back in.

‘I want this note’—said the guest, glancing on what he had written, and folding it, ‘conveyed there without loss of time, and an answer brought back here. Have you a messenger at hand?’

"I want this note," said the guest, looking at what he had written and folding it. "I need it sent there right away, and I want a reply brought back here. Do you have a messenger available?"

John was thoughtful for a minute or thereabouts, and then said Yes.

John thought for a minute or so, and then said yes.

‘Let me see him,’ said the guest.

‘Let me see him,’ said the guest.

This was disconcerting; for Joe being out, and Hugh engaged in rubbing down the chestnut cob, he designed sending on the errand, Barnaby, who had just then arrived in one of his rambles, and who, so that he thought himself employed on a grave and serious business, would go anywhere.

This was unsettling; with Joe out and Hugh busy grooming the chestnut cob, he planned to send Barnaby on the errand. Barnaby had just shown up during one of his walks, and since he believed he was involved in something important, he would go anywhere.

‘Why the truth is,’ said John after a long pause, ‘that the person who’d go quickest, is a sort of natural, as one may say, sir; and though quick of foot, and as much to be trusted as the post itself, he’s not good at talking, being touched and flighty, sir.’

"Well, the truth is," John said after a long pause, "the person who would go the fastest is kind of a natural, so to speak, sir; and even though he's quick on his feet and as reliable as the post, he’s not great at talking, being a bit sensitive and scatterbrained, sir."

‘You don’t,’ said the guest, raising his eyes to John’s fat face, ‘you don’t mean—what’s the fellow’s name—you don’t mean Barnaby?’

‘You don’t,’ said the guest, looking up at John’s round face, ‘you don’t mean—what’s that guy’s name—you don’t mean Barnaby?’

‘Yes, I do,’ returned the landlord, his features turning quite expressive with surprise.

‘Yeah, I do,’ replied the landlord, his expression quickly shifting to one of surprise.

‘How comes he to be here?’ inquired the guest, leaning back in his chair; speaking in the bland, even tone, from which he never varied; and with the same soft, courteous, never-changing smile upon his face. ‘I saw him in London last night.’

‘How did he end up here?’ asked the guest, leaning back in his chair; speaking in the smooth, steady tone he always used; and with the same gentle, polite, unchanging smile on his face. ‘I saw him in London last night.’

‘He’s, for ever, here one hour, and there the next,’ returned old John, after the usual pause to get the question in his mind. ‘Sometimes he walks, and sometimes runs. He’s known along the road by everybody, and sometimes comes here in a cart or chaise, and sometimes riding double. He comes and goes, through wind, rain, snow, and hail, and on the darkest nights. Nothing hurts HIM.’

‘He’s here for an hour, and gone the next,’ old John replied, after taking a moment to gather his thoughts. ‘Sometimes he walks, and sometimes he runs. Everyone around here knows him, and sometimes he shows up in a cart or a carriage, and other times he rides double. He comes and goes, no matter the wind, rain, snow, or hail, and even on the darkest nights. Nothing affects him.’

‘He goes often to the Warren, does he not?’ said the guest carelessly. ‘I seem to remember his mother telling me something to that effect yesterday. But I was not attending to the good woman much.’

‘He goes to the Warren a lot, doesn’t he?’ said the guest casually. ‘I think I remember his mom mentioning something like that yesterday. But I wasn’t really paying much attention to her.’

‘You’re right, sir,’ John made answer, ‘he does. His father, sir, was murdered in that house.’

‘You’re right, sir,’ John replied, ‘he does. His father, sir, was murdered in that house.’

‘So I have heard,’ returned the guest, taking a gold toothpick from his pocket with the same sweet smile. ‘A very disagreeable circumstance for the family.’

‘So I’ve heard,’ replied the guest, taking a gold toothpick from his pocket with the same sweet smile. ‘A really unpleasant situation for the family.’

‘Very,’ said John with a puzzled look, as if it occurred to him, dimly and afar off, that this might by possibility be a cool way of treating the subject.

‘Very,’ said John with a confused expression, as if it vaguely and distantly crossed his mind that this might actually be a clever way to approach the subject.

‘All the circumstances after a murder,’ said the guest soliloquising, ‘must be dreadfully unpleasant—so much bustle and disturbance—no repose—a constant dwelling upon one subject—and the running in and out, and up and down stairs, intolerable. I wouldn’t have such a thing happen to anybody I was nearly interested in, on any account. ‘Twould be enough to wear one’s life out.—You were going to say, friend—’ he added, turning to John again.

‘All the circumstances after a murder,’ said the guest, thinking out loud, ‘must be really awful—so much chaos and commotion—no peace—constantly focusing on one thing—and all the running in and out, up and down the stairs, unbearable. I wouldn’t want that to happen to anyone I care about, for any reason. It would be enough to drain your life away.—You were about to say something, buddy—’ he added, turning to John again.

‘Only that Mrs Rudge lives on a little pension from the family, and that Barnaby’s as free of the house as any cat or dog about it,’ answered John. ‘Shall he do your errand, sir?’

‘Only that Mrs. Rudge lives on a small pension from the family, and that Barnaby’s as free around the house as any cat or dog here,’ John replied. ‘Should he run your errand, sir?’

‘Oh yes,’ replied the guest. ‘Oh certainly. Let him do it by all means. Please to bring him here that I may charge him to be quick. If he objects to come you may tell him it’s Mr Chester. He will remember my name, I dare say.’

‘Oh yes,’ replied the guest. ‘Oh definitely. Let him do it for sure. Please bring him here so I can urge him to be quick. If he refuses to come, you can tell him it’s Mr. Chester. I’m sure he’ll remember my name.’

John was so very much astonished to find who his visitor was, that he could express no astonishment at all, by looks or otherwise, but left the room as if he were in the most placid and imperturbable of all possible conditions. It has been reported that when he got downstairs, he looked steadily at the boiler for ten minutes by the clock, and all that time never once left off shaking his head; for which statement there would seem to be some ground of truth and feasibility, inasmuch as that interval of time did certainly elapse, before he returned with Barnaby to the guest’s apartment.

John was so shocked to find out who his visitor was that he couldn't show any surprise at all, either in his expression or otherwise. He just left the room as if he were completely calm and unbothered. It’s been said that when he got downstairs, he stared at the boiler for ten minutes, and during that time, he didn’t stop shaking his head. This seems to have some truth to it, since that amount of time definitely passed before he came back with Barnaby to the guest’s room.

‘Come hither, lad,’ said Mr Chester. ‘You know Mr Geoffrey Haredale?’

‘Come here, kid,’ said Mr Chester. ‘Do you know Mr Geoffrey Haredale?’

Barnaby laughed, and looked at the landlord as though he would say, ‘You hear him?’ John, who was greatly shocked at this breach of decorum, clapped his finger to his nose, and shook his head in mute remonstrance.

Barnaby laughed and looked at the landlord as if to say, ‘Did you hear that?’ John, who was really shocked by this break in etiquette, touched his finger to his nose and shook his head in silent disapproval.

‘He knows him, sir,’ said John, frowning aside at Barnaby, ‘as well as you or I do.’

‘He knows him, sir,’ John said, glancing at Barnaby with a frown, ‘just as well as you or I do.’

‘I haven’t the pleasure of much acquaintance with the gentleman,’ returned his guest. ‘YOU may have. Limit the comparison to yourself, my friend.’

‘I don’t know the gentleman very well,’ replied his guest. ‘You might. Just compare it to your own situation, my friend.’

Although this was said with the same easy affability, and the same smile, John felt himself put down, and laying the indignity at Barnaby’s door, determined to kick his raven, on the very first opportunity.

Although this was said with the same casual friendliness and the same smile, John felt insulted, and blaming Barnaby for it, he decided to kick his raven at the very first chance he got.

‘Give that,’ said the guest, who had by this time sealed the note, and who beckoned his messenger towards him as he spoke, ‘into Mr Haredale’s own hands. Wait for an answer, and bring it back to me here. If you should find that Mr Haredale is engaged just now, tell him—can he remember a message, landlord?’

‘Give that,’ said the guest, who had by this time sealed the note, and who waved his messenger over as he spoke, ‘into Mr. Haredale’s own hands. Wait for a response, and bring it back to me here. If you find that Mr. Haredale is busy at the moment, tell him—can he remember a message, landlord?’

‘When he chooses, sir,’ replied John. ‘He won’t forget this one.’

‘Whenever he decides, sir,’ John replied. ‘He won't forget this one.’

‘How are you sure of that?’

‘How can you be sure of that?’

John merely pointed to him as he stood with his head bent forward, and his earnest gaze fixed closely on his questioner’s face; and nodded sagely.

John just pointed at him as he stood with his head down, his intense gaze focused closely on his questioner’s face, and nodded wisely.

‘Tell him then, Barnaby, should he be engaged,’ said Mr Chester, ‘that I shall be glad to wait his convenience here, and to see him (if he will call) at any time this evening.—At the worst I can have a bed here, Willet, I suppose?’

“Then tell him, Barnaby, if he’s available,” said Mr. Chester, “that I’ll be happy to wait for him here and to see him (if he decides to come) at any time this evening. At the very least, I can have a bed here, Willet, right?”

Old John, immensely flattered by the personal notoriety implied in this familiar form of address, answered, with something like a knowing look, ‘I should believe you could, sir,’ and was turning over in his mind various forms of eulogium, with the view of selecting one appropriate to the qualities of his best bed, when his ideas were put to flight by Mr Chester giving Barnaby the letter, and bidding him make all speed away.

Old John, very pleased by the personal attention implied in this casual way of speaking, responded with a somewhat knowing smile, “I’m sure you could, sir.” He was trying to think of the right compliment to highlight the qualities of his best bed when Mr. Chester handed Barnaby the letter and told him to hurry away, interrupting his thoughts.

‘Speed!’ said Barnaby, folding the little packet in his breast, ‘Speed! If you want to see hurry and mystery, come here. Here!’

‘Hurry!’ said Barnaby, tucking the small packet into his jacket, ‘Hurry! If you want to see excitement and mystery, come over here. Right here!’

With that, he put his hand, very much to John Willet’s horror, on the guest’s fine broadcloth sleeve, and led him stealthily to the back window.

With that, he placed his hand, much to John Willet’s dismay, on the guest’s fine broadcloth sleeve and quietly guided him to the back window.

‘Look down there,’ he said softly; ‘do you mark how they whisper in each other’s ears; then dance and leap, to make believe they are in sport? Do you see how they stop for a moment, when they think there is no one looking, and mutter among themselves again; and then how they roll and gambol, delighted with the mischief they’ve been plotting? Look at ‘em now. See how they whirl and plunge. And now they stop again, and whisper, cautiously together—little thinking, mind, how often I have lain upon the grass and watched them. I say what is it that they plot and hatch? Do you know?’

“Look down there,” he said softly; “do you see how they whisper in each other’s ears, then dance and jump, pretending they’re just having fun? Do you notice how they pause for a moment, thinking no one is watching, and then mutter among themselves again? And then they roll and frolic, thrilled with the mischief they’ve been planning? Look at them now. See how they spin and dive. And now they stop again and whisper cautiously together—little do they realize how often I’ve lain on the grass and watched them. I wonder what it is they’re plotting and scheming. Do you know?”

‘They are only clothes,’ returned the guest, ‘such as we wear; hanging on those lines to dry, and fluttering in the wind.’

‘They’re just clothes,’ replied the guest, ‘like the ones we wear; hanging on those lines to dry and flapping in the wind.’

‘Clothes!’ echoed Barnaby, looking close into his face, and falling quickly back. ‘Ha ha! Why, how much better to be silly, than as wise as you! You don’t see shadowy people there, like those that live in sleep—not you. Nor eyes in the knotted panes of glass, nor swift ghosts when it blows hard, nor do you hear voices in the air, nor see men stalking in the sky—not you! I lead a merrier life than you, with all your cleverness. You’re the dull men. We’re the bright ones. Ha! ha! I’ll not change with you, clever as you are,—not I!’

“Clothes!” Barnaby exclaimed, leaning in close and then quickly pulling back. “Ha ha! It’s so much better to be silly than to be as wise as you! You don’t see shadowy figures like those that exist in dreams—not you. You don’t see eyes in the twisted glass panes, or swift ghosts when it gets windy, nor do you hear voices in the air, or see men walking in the sky—not you! I have a much happier life than you do, despite all your cleverness. You’re the boring ones. We’re the ones who shine. Ha! ha! I won’t trade places with you, no matter how smart you are—not me!”

With that, he waved his hat above his head, and darted off.

With that, he waved his hat in the air and took off.

‘A strange creature, upon my word!’ said the guest, pulling out a handsome box, and taking a pinch of snuff.

‘What a strange creature!’ said the guest, pulling out a nice box and taking a pinch of snuff.

‘He wants imagination,’ said Mr Willet, very slowly, and after a long silence; ‘that’s what he wants. I’ve tried to instil it into him, many and many’s the time; but’—John added this in confidence—‘he an’t made for it; that’s the fact.’

‘He wants imagination,’ said Mr. Willet, very slowly, after a long pause; ‘that’s what he wants. I’ve tried to instill it in him, countless times; but’—John added this in confidence—‘he’s not made for it; that’s the truth.’

To record that Mr Chester smiled at John’s remark would be little to the purpose, for he preserved the same conciliatory and pleasant look at all times. He drew his chair nearer to the fire though, as a kind of hint that he would prefer to be alone, and John, having no reasonable excuse for remaining, left him to himself.

To note that Mr. Chester smiled at John’s comment wouldn’t mean much, as he always had the same friendly and pleasant expression. However, he moved his chair closer to the fire, as a hint that he’d rather be alone, and John, with no good reason to stay, left him by himself.

Very thoughtful old John Willet was, while the dinner was preparing; and if his brain were ever less clear at one time than another, it is but reasonable to suppose that he addled it in no slight degree by shaking his head so much that day. That Mr Chester, between whom and Mr Haredale, it was notorious to all the neighbourhood, a deep and bitter animosity existed, should come down there for the sole purpose, as it seemed, of seeing him, and should choose the Maypole for their place of meeting, and should send to him express, were stumbling blocks John could not overcome. The only resource he had, was to consult the boiler, and wait impatiently for Barnaby’s return.

John Willet was deep in thought while dinner was being prepared, and if his mind was ever less clear at any point, it made sense that he was confusing himself by shaking his head so much that day. The fact that Mr. Chester, who had a well-known and intense rivalry with Mr. Haredale, would come down there just to see him, choose the Maypole as their meeting spot, and send a direct message to him were things John just couldn't wrap his head around. His only option was to check the boiler and wait anxiously for Barnaby to get back.

But Barnaby delayed beyond all precedent. The visitor’s dinner was served, removed, his wine was set, the fire replenished, the hearth clean swept; the light waned without, it grew dusk, became quite dark, and still no Barnaby appeared. Yet, though John Willet was full of wonder and misgiving, his guest sat cross-legged in the easy-chair, to all appearance as little ruffled in his thoughts as in his dress—the same calm, easy, cool gentleman, without a care or thought beyond his golden toothpick.

But Barnaby was later than anyone had ever seen. The visitor's dinner was served and cleared away, his wine poured, the fire was stoked, and the hearth swept clean; outside, the light faded, it grew dusky, then completely dark, and still, no Barnaby showed up. Yet, even though John Willet was filled with confusion and worry, his guest remained relaxed in the easy chair, looking as composed in his thoughts as in his attire—the same calm, laid-back gentleman, with no concerns beyond his fancy toothpick.

‘Barnaby’s late,’ John ventured to observe, as he placed a pair of tarnished candlesticks, some three feet high, upon the table, and snuffed the lights they held.

‘Barnaby’s late,’ John commented, as he set a pair of tarnished candlesticks, about three feet tall, on the table and extinguished the candles they held.

‘He is rather so,’ replied the guest, sipping his wine. ‘He will not be much longer, I dare say.’

‘He is indeed,’ replied the guest, taking a sip of his wine. ‘I don’t think he’ll be around much longer, if I had to guess.’

John coughed and raked the fire together.

John coughed and piled the firewood together.

‘As your roads bear no very good character, if I may judge from my son’s mishap, though,’ said Mr Chester, ‘and as I have no fancy to be knocked on the head—which is not only disconcerting at the moment, but places one, besides, in a ridiculous position with respect to the people who chance to pick one up—I shall stop here to-night. I think you said you had a bed to spare.’

‘Since your roads aren’t really safe, based on what happened to my son,’ said Mr. Chester, ‘and I really don’t want to get hurt—which is not only unsettling at the time, but also puts me in an embarrassing situation with anyone who might find me—I’ll stay here tonight. I believe you mentioned you have an extra bed?’

‘Such a bed, sir,’ returned John Willet; ‘ay, such a bed as few, even of the gentry’s houses, own. A fixter here, sir. I’ve heard say that bedstead is nigh two hundred years of age. Your noble son—a fine young gentleman—slept in it last, sir, half a year ago.’

‘Such a bed, sir,’ replied John Willet; ‘yes, such a bed as few houses of the gentry even have. A real find here, sir. I’ve heard that the bed frame is nearly two hundred years old. Your esteemed son—a fine young gentleman—slept in it last, sir, about six months ago.’

‘Upon my life, a recommendation!’ said the guest, shrugging his shoulders and wheeling his chair nearer to the fire. ‘See that it be well aired, Mr Willet, and let a blazing fire be lighted there at once. This house is something damp and chilly.’

‘Honestly, a recommendation!’ said the guest, shrugging his shoulders and scooting his chair closer to the fire. ‘Make sure it’s well heated, Mr. Willet, and get a blazing fire going there right away. This house is pretty damp and cold.’

John raked the faggots up again, more from habit than presence of mind, or any reference to this remark, and was about to withdraw, when a bounding step was heard upon the stair, and Barnaby came panting in.

John gathered the sticks again, more out of habit than awareness or any connection to the comment, and was about to leave when he heard a heavy step on the stairs, and Barnaby rushed in, breathing hard.

‘He’ll have his foot in the stirrup in an hour’s time,’ he cried, advancing. ‘He has been riding hard all day—has just come home—but will be in the saddle again as soon as he has eat and drank, to meet his loving friend.’

‘He’ll have his foot in the stirrup in an hour,’ he shouted, moving closer. ‘He’s been riding hard all day—just got back home—but he’ll be in the saddle again as soon as he eats and drinks, to meet his dear friend.’

‘Was that his message?’ asked the visitor, looking up, but without the smallest discomposure—or at least without the show of any.

“Was that his message?” the visitor asked, looking up, but without the slightest hint of unease—or at least without showing any.

‘All but the last words,’ Barnaby rejoined. ‘He meant those. I saw that, in his face.’

‘Everything except the last words,’ Barnaby replied. ‘He really meant those. I could see it in his face.’

‘This for your pains,’ said the other, putting money in his hand, and glancing at him steadfastly.‘This for your pains, sharp Barnaby.’

‘This is for your trouble,’ said the other, placing money in his hand and looking at him intently. ‘This is for your trouble, sharp Barnaby.’

‘For Grip, and me, and Hugh, to share among us,’ he rejoined, putting it up, and nodding, as he counted it on his fingers. ‘Grip one, me two, Hugh three; the dog, the goat, the cats—well, we shall spend it pretty soon, I warn you. Stay.—Look. Do you wise men see nothing there, now?’

‘For Grip, me, and Hugh to share,’ he replied, holding it up and nodding as he counted on his fingers. ‘Grip one, me two, Hugh three; the dog, the goat, the cats—well, we’ll blow through it pretty quickly, just so you know. Wait. —Look. Don’t you smart guys see anything there now?’

He bent eagerly down on one knee, and gazed intently at the smoke, which was rolling up the chimney in a thick black cloud. John Willet, who appeared to consider himself particularly and chiefly referred to under the term wise men, looked that way likewise, and with great solidity of feature.

He eagerly knelt down and stared intently at the smoke rolling up the chimney in a thick black cloud. John Willet, who seemed to think of himself as a prime example of what wise men should be, looked that way too, with an expression of great seriousness.

‘Now, where do they go to, when they spring so fast up there,’ asked Barnaby; ‘eh? Why do they tread so closely on each other’s heels, and why are they always in a hurry—which is what you blame me for, when I only take pattern by these busy folk about me? More of ‘em! catching to each other’s skirts; and as fast as they go, others come! What a merry dance it is! I would that Grip and I could frisk like that!’

“Now, where do they go so quickly up there?” Barnaby asked. “Yeah? Why do they follow so closely behind each other, and why are they always in such a rush—which is what you criticize me for when I’m just trying to mimic these busy people around me? More of them! Clinging to each other’s skirts; and as fast as they move, more keep coming! What a lively dance it is! I wish Grip and I could dance like that!”

‘What has he in that basket at his back?’ asked the guest after a few moments, during which Barnaby was still bending down to look higher up the chimney, and earnestly watching the smoke.

‘What does he have in that basket on his back?’ asked the guest after a few moments, during which Barnaby was still bending down to look higher up the chimney and was intently watching the smoke.

‘In this?’ he answered, jumping up, before John Willet could reply—shaking it as he spoke, and stooping his head to listen. ‘In this! What is there here? Tell him!’

‘In this?’ he replied, leaping to his feet before John Willet could respond—shaking it as he spoke and leaning his head to listen. ‘In this! What’s here? Tell him!’

‘A devil, a devil, a devil!’ cried a hoarse voice.

‘A devil, a devil, a devil!’ shouted a raspy voice.

‘Here’s money!’ said Barnaby, chinking it in his hand, ‘money for a treat, Grip!’

“Here’s money!” Barnaby said, jingling it in his hand. “Money for a treat, Grip!”

‘Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!’ replied the raven, ‘keep up your spirits. Never say die. Bow, wow, wow!’

‘Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!’ replied the raven, ‘stay positive. Never give up. Bark, bark, bark!’

Mr Willet, who appeared to entertain strong doubts whether a customer in a laced coat and fine linen could be supposed to have any acquaintance even with the existence of such unpolite gentry as the bird claimed to belong to, took Barnaby off at this juncture, with the view of preventing any other improper declarations, and quitted the room with his very best bow.

Mr. Willet, who seemed to seriously doubt that a customer in a fancy coat and nice linen could possibly know anything about the rude people the bird claimed to be associated with, took Barnaby aside at this moment to stop any further inappropriate comments and left the room with his most polite bow.





Chapter 11

There was great news that night for the regular Maypole customers, to each of whom, as he straggled in to occupy his allotted seat in the chimney-corner, John, with a most impressive slowness of delivery, and in an apoplectic whisper, communicated the fact that Mr Chester was alone in the large room upstairs, and was waiting the arrival of Mr Geoffrey Haredale, to whom he had sent a letter (doubtless of a threatening nature) by the hands of Barnaby, then and there present.

That night brought exciting news for the usual Maypole patrons, each of whom, as he wandered in to take his assigned spot in the corner by the fireplace, John shared with dramatic slowness and a breathless whisper that Mr. Chester was alone in the big room upstairs, waiting for Mr. Geoffrey Haredale, to whom he had sent a letter (likely a threatening one) through Barnaby, who was right there at the moment.

For a little knot of smokers and solemn gossips, who had seldom any new topics of discussion, this was a perfect Godsend. Here was a good, dark-looking mystery progressing under that very roof—brought home to the fireside, as it were, and enjoyable without the smallest pains or trouble. It is extraordinary what a zest and relish it gave to the drink, and how it heightened the flavour of the tobacco. Every man smoked his pipe with a face of grave and serious delight, and looked at his neighbour with a sort of quiet congratulation. Nay, it was felt to be such a holiday and special night, that, on the motion of little Solomon Daisy, every man (including John himself) put down his sixpence for a can of flip, which grateful beverage was brewed with all despatch, and set down in the midst of them on the brick floor; both that it might simmer and stew before the fire, and that its fragrant steam, rising up among them, and mixing with the wreaths of vapour from their pipes, might shroud them in a delicious atmosphere of their own, and shut out all the world. The very furniture of the room seemed to mellow and deepen in its tone; the ceiling and walls looked blacker and more highly polished, the curtains of a ruddier red; the fire burnt clear and high, and the crickets in the hearthstone chirped with a more than wonted satisfaction.

For a small group of smokers and serious gossipers, who rarely had new topics to talk about, this was a perfect blessing. There was a good, dark mystery unfolding right under their roof—something that felt close to home and enjoyable without any effort. It's amazing how much excitement and enjoyment it added to their drinks and how it enhanced the flavor of the tobacco. Each man smoked his pipe with a serious look of pleasure and glanced at his neighbor with a sense of silent approval. In fact, it felt like such a special evening that, at the suggestion of little Solomon Daisy, everyone (including John) chipped in sixpence for a jug of flip, which was quickly prepared and placed on the brick floor in front of them; this way it could simmer and stew by the fire, and its fragrant steam would rise among them, mixing with the smoke from their pipes, wrapping them in a cozy atmosphere of their own and shutting out the outside world. Even the room's furniture seemed to soften and deepen in tone; the ceiling and walls appeared darker and more polished, the curtains a richer red; the fire burned brightly and high, and the crickets in the hearth chirped with an extra sense of satisfaction.

There were present two, however, who showed but little interest in the general contentment. Of these, one was Barnaby himself, who slept, or, to avoid being beset with questions, feigned to sleep, in the chimney-corner; the other, Hugh, who, sleeping too, lay stretched upon the bench on the opposite side, in the full glare of the blazing fire.

There were two people there, though, who didn’t seem very interested in everyone else’s happiness. One was Barnaby himself, who either slept or pretended to sleep in the corner by the chimney to avoid being asked questions; the other was Hugh, who also slept, lying outstretched on the bench across from him, right in the bright light of the blazing fire.

The light that fell upon this slumbering form, showed it in all its muscular and handsome proportions. It was that of a young man, of a hale athletic figure, and a giant’s strength, whose sunburnt face and swarthy throat, overgrown with jet black hair, might have served a painter for a model. Loosely attired, in the coarsest and roughest garb, with scraps of straw and hay—his usual bed—clinging here and there, and mingling with his uncombed locks, he had fallen asleep in a posture as careless as his dress. The negligence and disorder of the whole man, with something fierce and sullen in his features, gave him a picturesque appearance, that attracted the regards even of the Maypole customers who knew him well, and caused Long Parkes to say that Hugh looked more like a poaching rascal to-night than ever he had seen him yet.

The light that shone on this sleeping figure revealed its strong and handsome build. It belonged to a young man with a healthy, athletic body and incredible strength, whose sun-kissed face and dark throat, covered in jet black hair, could have inspired a painter. Dressed loosely in the coarsest clothes, with bits of straw and hay—his usual bedding—sticking to him and mingling with his messy hair, he had fallen asleep in a very relaxed position. The disarray of the whole man, combined with something fierce and moody in his features, gave him a striking look that caught the attention of even the Maypole customers who knew him well, prompting Long Parkes to remark that Hugh looked more like a poaching rogue tonight than he had ever seen him.

‘He’s waiting here, I suppose,’ said Solomon, ‘to take Mr Haredale’s horse.’

‘He’s waiting here, I guess,’ said Solomon, ‘to pick up Mr. Haredale’s horse.’

‘That’s it, sir,’ replied John Willet. ‘He’s not often in the house, you know. He’s more at his ease among horses than men. I look upon him as a animal himself.’

‘That’s it, sir,’ replied John Willet. ‘He’s not around the house much, you know. He feels more comfortable with horses than with people. I see him as more of an animal himself.’

Following up this opinion with a shrug that seemed meant to say, ‘we can’t expect everybody to be like us,’ John put his pipe into his mouth again, and smoked like one who felt his superiority over the general run of mankind.

Following up this opinion with a shrug that seemed to say, ‘we can’t expect everyone to be like us,’ John put his pipe back in his mouth and smoked like someone who felt superior to most people.

‘That chap, sir,’ said John, taking it out again after a time, and pointing at him with the stem, ‘though he’s got all his faculties about him—bottled up and corked down, if I may say so, somewheres or another—’

‘That guy, sir,’ said John, pulling it out again after a moment and pointing at him with the stem, ‘even though he’s got all his faculties intact—bottled up and corked down, if I can put it that way, somewhere or another—’

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‘Very good!’ said Parkes, nodding his head. ‘A very good expression, Johnny. You’ll be a tackling somebody presently. You’re in twig to-night, I see.’

‘Very good!’ said Parkes, nodding his head. ‘That’s a great expression, Johnny. You’ll be tackling someone soon. You’re on point tonight, I see.’

‘Take care,’ said Mr Willet, not at all grateful for the compliment, ‘that I don’t tackle you, sir, which I shall certainly endeavour to do, if you interrupt me when I’m making observations.—That chap, I was a saying, though he has all his faculties about him, somewheres or another, bottled up and corked down, has no more imagination than Barnaby has. And why hasn’t he?’

“Watch it,” Mr. Willet said, not appreciating the compliment at all, “because I’ll definitely try to take you on if you interrupt me while I’m making my points. Now, as I was saying, that guy, even though he has everything together somewhere under the surface, has no more imagination than Barnaby does. And why is that?”

The three friends shook their heads at each other; saying by that action, without the trouble of opening their lips, ‘Do you observe what a philosophical mind our friend has?’

The three friends looked at each other and shook their heads, silently saying, 'Do you notice how philosophical our friend is?'

‘Why hasn’t he?’ said John, gently striking the table with his open hand. ‘Because they was never drawed out of him when he was a boy. That’s why. What would any of us have been, if our fathers hadn’t drawed our faculties out of us? What would my boy Joe have been, if I hadn’t drawed his faculties out of him?—Do you mind what I’m a saying of, gentlemen?’

‘Why hasn’t he?’ John asked, lightly hitting the table with his open hand. ‘Because they were never brought out of him when he was a boy. That’s why. What would any of us have been, if our fathers hadn’t developed our abilities? What would my son Joe have been, if I hadn’t nurtured his talents?—Do you understand what I’m saying, gentlemen?’

‘Ah! we mind you,’ cried Parkes. ‘Go on improving of us, Johnny.’

‘Oh! we remember you,’ shouted Parkes. ‘Keep making us better, Johnny.’

‘Consequently, then,’ said Mr Willet, ‘that chap, whose mother was hung when he was a little boy, along with six others, for passing bad notes—and it’s a blessed thing to think how many people are hung in batches every six weeks for that, and such like offences, as showing how wide awake our government is—that chap that was then turned loose, and had to mind cows, and frighten birds away, and what not, for a few pence to live on, and so got on by degrees to mind horses, and to sleep in course of time in lofts and litter, instead of under haystacks and hedges, till at last he come to be hostler at the Maypole for his board and lodging and a annual trifle—that chap that can’t read nor write, and has never had much to do with anything but animals, and has never lived in any way but like the animals he has lived among, IS a animal. And,’ said Mr Willet, arriving at his logical conclusion, ‘is to be treated accordingly.’

“Right then,” said Mr. Willet, “that guy, whose mother was executed when he was just a kid, along with six others, for passing counterfeit money—and it’s a good thing to think about how many people are executed in groups every six weeks for that, and similar crimes, showing just how alert our government is—that guy who was then let go, and had to tend cows, scare birds away, and do other things for a few coins to survive, and gradually moved up to taking care of horses, and eventually sleeping in lofts and straw, instead of under haystacks and hedges, until finally he ended up as a stable hand at the Maypole for his room and board and a small annual pay—that guy who can’t read or write, and has never done much besides work with animals, and has never lived any way other than like the animals he’s been around, IS an animal. And,” said Mr. Willet, reaching his conclusion, “should be treated as such.”

‘Willet,’ said Solomon Daisy, who had exhibited some impatience at the intrusion of so unworthy a subject on their more interesting theme, ‘when Mr Chester come this morning, did he order the large room?’

‘Willet,’ said Solomon Daisy, who had shown some impatience at the intrusion of such an unworthy topic on their more interesting discussion, ‘when Mr. Chester came this morning, did he ask for the large room?’

‘He signified, sir,’ said John, ‘that he wanted a large apartment. Yes. Certainly.’

‘He indicated, sir,’ said John, ‘that he wanted a big apartment. Yes. Definitely.’

‘Why then, I’ll tell you what,’ said Solomon, speaking softly and with an earnest look. ‘He and Mr Haredale are going to fight a duel in it.’

‘So, here’s the deal,’ said Solomon, speaking softly and with a serious expression. ‘He and Mr. Haredale are going to have a duel in it.’

Everybody looked at Mr Willet, after this alarming suggestion. Mr Willet looked at the fire, weighing in his own mind the effect which such an occurrence would be likely to have on the establishment.

Everyone turned to Mr. Willet after this shocking suggestion. Mr. Willet stared into the fire, considering the impact that such an event would likely have on the establishment.

‘Well,’ said John, ‘I don’t know—I am sure—I remember that when I went up last, he HAD put the lights upon the mantel-shelf.’

‘Well,’ John said, ‘I’m not sure—I remember that when I was up last, he had put the lights on the mantel-shelf.’

‘It’s as plain,’ returned Solomon, ‘as the nose on Parkes’s face’—Mr Parkes, who had a large nose, rubbed it, and looked as if he considered this a personal allusion—‘they’ll fight in that room. You know by the newspapers what a common thing it is for gentlemen to fight in coffee-houses without seconds. One of ‘em will be wounded or perhaps killed in this house.’

“It’s as obvious,” Solomon replied, “as the nose on Parkes’s face”—Mr. Parkes, who had a large nose, rubbed it and looked like he took that as a personal insult—“they’re going to fight in that room. You know from the newspapers how common it is for gentlemen to throw down in coffeehouses without a second. One of them will end up wounded or maybe even killed in this place.”

‘That was a challenge that Barnaby took then, eh?’ said John.

"Was that a challenge Barnaby accepted then, huh?" John said.

‘—Inclosing a slip of paper with the measure of his sword upon it, I’ll bet a guinea,’ answered the little man. ‘We know what sort of gentleman Mr Haredale is. You have told us what Barnaby said about his looks, when he came back. Depend upon it, I’m right. Now, mind.’

‘—I’m sending a note with the length of his sword on it, I’ll bet a guinea,’ replied the little man. ‘We know what kind of gentleman Mr. Haredale is. You’ve shared what Barnaby said about his appearance when he returned. Trust me, I’m correct. Now, listen.’

The flip had had no flavour till now. The tobacco had been of mere English growth, compared with its present taste. A duel in that great old rambling room upstairs, and the best bed ordered already for the wounded man!

The flip had no flavor until now. The tobacco was just regular English stuff, unlike the taste it has now. A duel took place in that big old chaotic room upstairs, and the best bed was already arranged for the injured man!

‘Would it be swords or pistols, now?’ said John.

“Would it be swords or guns now?” John asked.

‘Heaven knows. Perhaps both,’ returned Solomon. ‘The gentlemen wear swords, and may easily have pistols in their pockets—most likely have, indeed. If they fire at each other without effect, then they’ll draw, and go to work in earnest.’

‘Heaven knows. Maybe both,’ Solomon replied. ‘The guys are wearing swords and probably have pistols in their pockets—most likely do, in fact. If they shoot at each other without hitting anything, then they’ll draw their swords and get serious about it.’

A shade passed over Mr Willet’s face as he thought of broken windows and disabled furniture, but bethinking himself that one of the parties would probably be left alive to pay the damage, he brightened up again.

A shadow crossed Mr. Willet's face as he thought about broken windows and damaged furniture, but then he remembered that one of the parties would probably survive to cover the costs, and he perked up again.

‘And then,’ said Solomon, looking from face to face, ‘then we shall have one of those stains upon the floor that never come out. If Mr Haredale wins, depend upon it, it’ll be a deep one; or if he loses, it will perhaps be deeper still, for he’ll never give in unless he’s beaten down. We know him better, eh?’

‘And then,’ said Solomon, looking at everyone, ‘we’ll have one of those stains on the floor that never come out. If Mr. Haredale wins, trust me, it’ll be a deep one; and if he loses, it might be even deeper, because he won’t give up unless he’s completely defeated. We know him better, right?’

‘Better indeed!’ they whispered all together.

"Definitely better!" they all whispered together.

‘As to its ever being got out again,’ said Solomon, ‘I tell you it never will, or can be. Why, do you know that it has been tried, at a certain house we are acquainted with?’

‘As for whether it could ever be taken out again,’ said Solomon, ‘I’m telling you it never will or can be. You know it’s been attempted at a certain house we know about?’

‘The Warren!’ cried John. ‘No, sure!’

‘The Warren!’ shouted John. ‘No way!’

‘Yes, sure—yes. It’s only known by very few. It has been whispered about though, for all that. They planed the board away, but there it was. They went deep, but it went deeper. They put new boards down, but there was one great spot that came through still, and showed itself in the old place. And—harkye—draw nearer—Mr Geoffrey made that room his study, and sits there, always, with his foot (as I have heard) upon it; and he believes, through thinking of it long and very much, that it will never fade until he finds the man who did the deed.’

‘Yes, definitely—sure. Only a few people know about it. But it’s been talked about, nonetheless. They sanded the floor down, but it was still there. They dug deep, but it went deeper. They laid new floorboards, but there was one big spot that still showed through in the old place. And—listen up—come closer—Mr. Geoffrey made that room his study, and he’s always in there, with his foot (so I’ve heard) resting on it; and he believes, after thinking about it a lot, that it will never disappear until he finds the person who did it.’

As this recital ended, and they all drew closer round the fire, the tramp of a horse was heard without.

As the recital came to an end and everyone gathered closer around the fire, the sound of a horse's hooves was heard outside.

‘The very man!’ cried John, starting up. ‘Hugh! Hugh!’

‘That’s him!’ shouted John, jumping up. ‘Hugh! Hugh!’

The sleeper staggered to his feet, and hurried after him. John quickly returned, ushering in with great attention and deference (for Mr Haredale was his landlord) the long-expected visitor, who strode into the room clanking his heavy boots upon the floor; and looking keenly round upon the bowing group, raised his hat in acknowledgment of their profound respect.

The sleeper got to his feet and rushed after him. John quickly came back, greeting with great care and respect (since Mr. Haredale was his landlord) the long-awaited visitor, who walked into the room, making a clanging sound with his heavy boots on the floor. He looked sharply around at the bowing group and tipped his hat in recognition of their deep respect.

‘You have a stranger here, Willet, who sent to me,’ he said, in a voice which sounded naturally stern and deep. ‘Where is he?’

‘You have a stranger here, Willet, who sent me a message,’ he said, in a voice that naturally sounded stern and deep. ‘Where is he?’

‘In the great room upstairs, sir,’ answered John.

‘In the big room upstairs, sir,’ replied John.

‘Show the way. Your staircase is dark, I know. Gentlemen, good night.’

'Lead the way. I know your stairs are dark. Good night, gentlemen.'

With that, he signed to the landlord to go on before; and went clanking out, and up the stairs; old John, in his agitation, ingeniously lighting everything but the way, and making a stumble at every second step.

With that, he signaled to the landlord to continue ahead, then clanked out and up the stairs; old John, in his nervousness, cleverly lit everything except the path, tripping on every other step.

‘Stop!’ he said, when they reached the landing. ‘I can announce myself. Don’t wait.’

‘Stop!’ he said when they got to the landing. ‘I can announce myself. Don't wait.’

He laid his hand upon the door, entered, and shut it heavily. Mr Willet was by no means disposed to stand there listening by himself, especially as the walls were very thick; so descended, with much greater alacrity than he had come up, and joined his friends below.

He put his hand on the door, walked in, and slammed it shut. Mr. Willet definitely didn’t want to stand there listening by himself, especially since the walls were really thick; so he went down with much more enthusiasm than he had come up, and joined his friends below.





Chapter 12

There was a brief pause in the state-room of the Maypole, as Mr Haredale tried the lock to satisfy himself that he had shut the door securely, and, striding up the dark chamber to where the screen inclosed a little patch of light and warmth, presented himself, abruptly and in silence, before the smiling guest.

There was a short pause in the state-room of the Maypole as Mr. Haredale checked the lock to ensure he had closed the door securely. He then walked up the dark room to where the screen surrounded a small patch of light and warmth, and suddenly appeared, silently, before the smiling guest.

If the two had no greater sympathy in their inward thoughts than in their outward bearing and appearance, the meeting did not seem likely to prove a very calm or pleasant one. With no great disparity between them in point of years, they were, in every other respect, as unlike and far removed from each other as two men could well be. The one was soft-spoken, delicately made, precise, and elegant; the other, a burly square-built man, negligently dressed, rough and abrupt in manner, stern, and, in his present mood, forbidding both in look and speech. The one preserved a calm and placid smile; the other, a distrustful frown. The new-comer, indeed, appeared bent on showing by his every tone and gesture his determined opposition and hostility to the man he had come to meet. The guest who received him, on the other hand, seemed to feel that the contrast between them was all in his favour, and to derive a quiet exultation from it which put him more at his ease than ever.

If the two didn't have any deeper sympathy in their inner thoughts than in their outward demeanor and appearance, the meeting was unlikely to be calm or pleasant. With not much difference in age, they were otherwise as different as two men could be. One was soft-spoken, delicately built, precise, and elegant; the other was a burly, square-built man, casually dressed, rough and abrupt in manner, stern, and, in his current mood, intimidating both in look and speech. One maintained a calm and placid smile; the other wore a distrustful frown. The newcomer seemed determined to show his opposition and hostility through every tone and gesture. The host, however, appeared to embrace the contrast as a point in his favor and took a quiet pleasure in it that made him feel more at ease than ever.

‘Haredale,’ said this gentleman, without the least appearance of embarrassment or reserve, ‘I am very glad to see you.’

‘Haredale,’ this guy said with no signs of embarrassment or hesitation, ‘I’m really glad to see you.’

‘Let us dispense with compliments. They are misplaced between us,’ returned the other, waving his hand, ‘and say plainly what we have to say. You have asked me to meet you. I am here. Why do we stand face to face again?’

‘Let’s skip the niceties. They're unnecessary between us,’ replied the other, waving his hand. ‘Let’s just get to the point. You asked me to meet you. I’m here. Why are we standing in front of each other again?’

‘Still the same frank and sturdy character, I see!’

‘You still have that same honest and strong personality, I see!’

‘Good or bad, sir, I am,’ returned the other, leaning his arm upon the chimney-piece, and turning a haughty look upon the occupant of the easy-chair, ‘the man I used to be. I have lost no old likings or dislikings; my memory has not failed me by a hair’s-breadth. You ask me to give you a meeting. I say, I am here.’

‘Good or bad, sir, I am,’ replied the other, leaning his arm on the mantel, and giving a proud look to the person in the armchair, ‘the same man I always was. I haven’t lost any of my old likes or dislikes; my memory hasn’t slipped at all. You want me to meet you. I’m saying, I am here.’

‘Our meeting, Haredale,’ said Mr Chester, tapping his snuff-box, and following with a smile the impatient gesture he had made—perhaps unconsciously—towards his sword, ‘is one of conference and peace, I hope?’

‘Our meeting, Haredale,’ said Mr. Chester, tapping his snuff-box and smiling after the impatient gesture he had made—maybe without realizing it—towards his sword, ‘is meant to be a discussion and a peaceful one, I hope?’

‘I have come here,’ returned the other, ‘at your desire, holding myself bound to meet you, when and where you would. I have not come to bandy pleasant speeches, or hollow professions. You are a smooth man of the world, sir, and at such play have me at a disadvantage. The very last man on this earth with whom I would enter the lists to combat with gentle compliments and masked faces, is Mr Chester, I do assure you. I am not his match at such weapons, and have reason to believe that few men are.’

"I've come here," the other replied, "because you asked me to, ready to meet you whenever and wherever you wanted. I’m not here to exchange nice talk or empty promises. You’re a charming person, sir, and in that game, I’m at a disadvantage. The very last person I’d want to go up against with polite flattery and hidden motives is Mr. Chester, I assure you. I'm no match for that kind of sparring, and I suspect that very few are."

‘You do me a great deal of honour Haredale,’ returned the other, most composedly, ‘and I thank you. I will be frank with you—’

'You're honoring me a lot, Haredale,' the other replied very calmly, 'and I appreciate it. I'll be honest with you—'

‘I beg your pardon—will be what?’

‘I beg your pardon—what did you say?’

‘Frank—open—perfectly candid.’

‘Frank—open—totally honest.’

‘Hah!’ cried Mr Haredale, drawing his breath. ‘But don’t let me interrupt you.’

‘Hah!’ shouted Mr. Haredale, catching his breath. ‘But don’t let me interrupt you.’

‘So resolved am I to hold this course,’ returned the other, tasting his wine with great deliberation; ‘that I have determined not to quarrel with you, and not to be betrayed into a warm expression or a hasty word.’

“So committed am I to this path,” the other replied, savoring his wine with careful thought, “that I’ve decided not to argue with you and to avoid being drawn into a heated remark or a careless word.”

‘There again,’ said Mr Haredale, ‘you have me at a great advantage. Your self-command—’

‘There again,’ said Mr. Haredale, ‘you have me at a big disadvantage. Your self-control—’

‘Is not to be disturbed, when it will serve my purpose, you would say’—rejoined the other, interrupting him with the same complacency. ‘Granted. I allow it. And I have a purpose to serve now. So have you. I am sure our object is the same. Let us attain it like sensible men, who have ceased to be boys some time.—Do you drink?’

‘You’d say, "Don’t disturb me when it suits my needs,"’ the other replied, cutting in with the same easy confidence. ‘Agreed. I accept that. And I have a goal to achieve now. So do you. I’m sure we want the same thing. Let’s go after it like sensible adults, who have moved past their childish days.—Do you drink?’

‘With my friends,’ returned the other.

‘With my friends,’ the other replied.

‘At least,’ said Mr Chester, ‘you will be seated?’

‘At least,’ said Mr. Chester, ‘you’ll be seated?’

‘I will stand,’ returned Mr Haredale impatiently, ‘on this dismantled, beggared hearth, and not pollute it, fallen as it is, with mockeries. Go on.’

‘I will stand,’ Mr. Haredale replied impatiently, ‘on this ruined, impoverished hearth, and I won’t tarnish it, as fallen as it is, with mockery. Go on.’

‘You are wrong, Haredale,’ said the other, crossing his legs, and smiling as he held his glass up in the bright glow of the fire. ‘You are really very wrong. The world is a lively place enough, in which we must accommodate ourselves to circumstances, sail with the stream as glibly as we can, be content to take froth for substance, the surface for the depth, the counterfeit for the real coin. I wonder no philosopher has ever established that our globe itself is hollow. It should be, if Nature is consistent in her works.’

“You're mistaken, Haredale,” said the other, crossing his legs and smiling as he raised his glass in the warm glow of the fire. “You’re truly very mistaken. The world is lively enough, and we have to adapt to the circumstances, go with the flow as smoothly as we can, and be satisfied with foam instead of substance, the surface for depth, and the fake for the real deal. I wonder why no philosopher has ever claimed that our planet is hollow. It should be, if Nature is consistent in what she does.”

‘YOU think it is, perhaps?’

"Do you think it is?"

‘I should say,’ he returned, sipping his wine, ‘there could be no doubt about it. Well; we, in trifling with this jingling toy, have had the ill-luck to jostle and fall out. We are not what the world calls friends; but we are as good and true and loving friends for all that, as nine out of every ten of those on whom it bestows the title. You have a niece, and I a son—a fine lad, Haredale, but foolish. They fall in love with each other, and form what this same world calls an attachment; meaning a something fanciful and false like the rest, which, if it took its own free time, would break like any other bubble. But it may not have its own free time—will not, if they are left alone—and the question is, shall we two, because society calls us enemies, stand aloof, and let them rush into each other’s arms, when, by approaching each other sensibly, as we do now, we can prevent it, and part them?’

"I should say," he replied, sipping his wine, "there's no doubt about it. We’ve just been messing around with this silly thing and ended up knocking heads. We’re not what the world calls friends; but we are just as good, true, and caring friends as nine out of ten of those who have that title. You have a niece, and I have a son—a nice kid, Haredale, but a bit foolish. They’ve fallen for each other and started what this same world calls a relationship; it’s something unrealistic and fake like everything else, which, if given time, would burst like any other bubble. But it may not get that time—won't, if we leave them alone—and the question is, should we two, just because society labels us as enemies, stay apart and let them run into each other's arms when we can stop it by approaching the situation sensibly, like we are right now, and keep them apart?"

‘I love my niece,’ said Mr Haredale, after a short silence. ‘It may sound strangely in your ears; but I love her.’

"I love my niece," Mr. Haredale said after a brief silence. "It might sound strange to you, but I really do love her."

‘Strangely, my good fellow!’ cried Mr Chester, lazily filling his glass again, and pulling out his toothpick. ‘Not at all. I like Ned too—or, as you say, love him—that’s the word among such near relations. I’m very fond of Ned. He’s an amazingly good fellow, and a handsome fellow—foolish and weak as yet; that’s all. But the thing is, Haredale—for I’ll be very frank, as I told you I would at first—independently of any dislike that you and I might have to being related to each other, and independently of the religious differences between us—and damn it, that’s important—I couldn’t afford a match of this description. Ned and I couldn’t do it. It’s impossible.’

“Strangely enough, my friend!” Mr. Chester said, casually refilling his glass and pulling out his toothpick. “Not at all. I like Ned too—or, as you put it, love him—that’s the term for such close relations. I’m very fond of Ned. He’s an incredibly good guy and good-looking—though foolish and a bit weak at this stage; that’s all. But here’s the thing, Haredale—because I’ll be completely honest, as I mentioned I would at the beginning—aside from any dislike we might feel about being related to each other, and aside from the religious differences between us—and honestly, that’s a big deal—I just can’t afford a match like this. Ned and I couldn’t make it happen. It’s impossible.”

‘Curb your tongue, in God’s name, if this conversation is to last,’ retorted Mr Haredale fiercely. ‘I have said I love my niece. Do you think that, loving her, I would have her fling her heart away on any man who had your blood in his veins?’

‘Watch your words, for heaven's sake, if we’re going to keep this conversation going,’ Mr. Haredale shot back angrily. ‘I’ve said I love my niece. Do you really think that, loving her, I would want her to waste her heart on any man who has your blood?’

‘You see,’ said the other, not at all disturbed, ‘the advantage of being so frank and open. Just what I was about to add, upon my honour! I am amazingly attached to Ned—quite doat upon him, indeed—and even if we could afford to throw ourselves away, that very objection would be quite insuperable.—I wish you’d take some wine?’

‘You see,’ said the other, completely unfazed, ‘the benefit of being so honest and straightforward. That’s exactly what I was about to say, I swear! I’m really fond of Ned—I absolutely adore him—and even if we could afford to waste ourselves, that reason alone would be completely unbreakable. —I wish you’d have some wine?’

‘Mark me,’ said Mr Haredale, striding to the table, and laying his hand upon it heavily. ‘If any man believes—presumes to think—that I, in word or deed, or in the wildest dream, ever entertained remotely the idea of Emma Haredale’s favouring the suit of any one who was akin to you—in any way—I care not what—he lies. He lies, and does me grievous wrong, in the mere thought.’

“Listen to me,” Mr. Haredale said, striding to the table and placing his hand on it firmly. “If anyone believes—or dares to think—that I, in any way, whether in words, actions, or even in the craziest dream, ever remotely considered the idea of Emma Haredale favoring the proposal of someone related to you—in any way whatsoever—I don’t care what it is—he’s lying. He’s lying and doing me a serious injustice just by thinking that.”

‘Haredale,’ returned the other, rocking himself to and fro as in assent, and nodding at the fire, ‘it’s extremely manly, and really very generous in you, to meet me in this unreserved and handsome way. Upon my word, those are exactly my sentiments, only expressed with much more force and power than I could use—you know my sluggish nature, and will forgive me, I am sure.’

‘Haredale,’ said the other, rocking back and forth as if to agree, and nodding at the fire, ‘it’s really brave and very generous of you to meet me so openly and kindly. Honestly, those are exactly my feelings, just said with a lot more strength and enthusiasm than I could manage—you know how slow I can be, and I’m sure you’ll forgive me.’

‘While I would restrain her from all correspondence with your son, and sever their intercourse here, though it should cause her death,’ said Mr Haredale, who had been pacing to and fro, ‘I would do it kindly and tenderly if I can. I have a trust to discharge, which my nature is not formed to understand, and, for this reason, the bare fact of there being any love between them comes upon me to-night, almost for the first time.’

‘While I would keep her from all communication with your son and end their relationship here, even if it leads to her death,’ said Mr. Haredale, who had been pacing back and forth, ‘I would do it gently and compassionately if I can. I have a responsibility to fulfill, which my nature isn’t built to comprehend, and for this reason, the simple fact of there being any love between them hits me tonight, almost for the first time.’

‘I am more delighted than I can possibly tell you,’ rejoined Mr Chester with the utmost blandness, ‘to find my own impression so confirmed. You see the advantage of our having met. We understand each other. We quite agree. We have a most complete and thorough explanation, and we know what course to take.—Why don’t you taste your tenant’s wine? It’s really very good.’

‘I am more delighted than I can possibly express,’ Mr. Chester replied with the utmost charm, ‘to see my own impression so validated. You see the benefit of our meeting. We understand each other. We completely agree. We have a very complete and thorough explanation, and we know what to do next.—Why don’t you try your tenant’s wine? It’s really very good.’

‘Pray who,’ said Mr Haredale, ‘have aided Emma, or your son? Who are their go-betweens, and agents—do you know?’

“Pray tell, who,” Mr. Haredale said, “has helped Emma, or your son? Who are their intermediaries and agents—do you know?”

‘All the good people hereabouts—the neighbourhood in general, I think,’ returned the other, with his most affable smile. ‘The messenger I sent to you to-day, foremost among them all.’

‘All the good people around here—the neighborhood in general, I think,’ replied the other, with his most friendly smile. ‘The messenger I sent to you today, especially among them all.’

‘The idiot? Barnaby?’

‘The idiot? Barnaby?’

‘You are surprised? I am glad of that, for I was rather so myself. Yes. I wrung that from his mother—a very decent sort of woman—from whom, indeed, I chiefly learnt how serious the matter had become, and so determined to ride out here to-day, and hold a parley with you on this neutral ground.—You’re stouter than you used to be, Haredale, but you look extremely well.’

‘You’re surprised? I’m glad to hear that, because I was a bit surprised myself. Yeah, I got that from his mother—a really decent woman—from whom I learned just how serious things had gotten, so I decided to ride out here today and have a talk with you on this neutral ground.—You’re looking healthier than you used to, Haredale, but you look really well.’

‘Our business, I presume, is nearly at an end,’ said Mr Haredale, with an expression of impatience he was at no pains to conceal. ‘Trust me, Mr Chester, my niece shall change from this time. I will appeal,’ he added in a lower tone, ‘to her woman’s heart, her dignity, her pride, her duty—’

‘Our business, I assume, is almost over,’ said Mr. Haredale, with an unmistakable look of impatience. ‘Believe me, Mr. Chester, my niece will change from now on. I will appeal,’ he added in a softer tone, ‘to her woman’s heart, her dignity, her pride, her duty—’

‘I shall do the same by Ned,’ said Mr Chester, restoring some errant faggots to their places in the grate with the toe of his boot. ‘If there is anything real in this world, it is those amazingly fine feelings and those natural obligations which must subsist between father and son. I shall put it to him on every ground of moral and religious feeling. I shall represent to him that we cannot possibly afford it—that I have always looked forward to his marrying well, for a genteel provision for myself in the autumn of life—that there are a great many clamorous dogs to pay, whose claims are perfectly just and right, and who must be paid out of his wife’s fortune. In short, that the very highest and most honourable feelings of our nature, with every consideration of filial duty and affection, and all that sort of thing, imperatively demand that he should run away with an heiress.’

"I'll do the same with Ned," said Mr. Chester, kicking some stray logs back into the fireplace with his boot. "If there’s anything real in this world, it's those incredibly strong feelings and the natural obligations that should exist between a father and son. I'll appeal to him on every moral and religious ground. I'll explain that we simply can't afford it—that I've always hoped for him to marry well to secure a comfortable future for me in my later years—that there are a lot of urgent financial obligations to meet, which are perfectly fair and must come out of his wife's fortune. In short, the highest and most honorable feelings of our nature, along with all considerations of duty and love as a son, demand that he should elope with a wealthy heiress."

‘And break her heart as speedily as possible?’ said Mr Haredale, drawing on his glove.

‘And break her heart as quickly as possible?’ said Mr. Haredale, putting on his glove.

‘There Ned will act exactly as he pleases,’ returned the other, sipping his wine; ‘that’s entirely his affair. I wouldn’t for the world interfere with my son, Haredale, beyond a certain point. The relationship between father and son, you know, is positively quite a holy kind of bond.—WON’T you let me persuade you to take one glass of wine? Well! as you please, as you please,’ he added, helping himself again.

‘Ned will do whatever he wants,’ replied the other, sipping his wine. ‘That’s totally up to him. I wouldn’t dream of interfering with my son, Haredale, beyond a certain extent. The relationship between a father and son is really a sacred bond, you know. —WON’T you let me convince you to have a glass of wine? Well! It's your choice, your choice,’ he added, pouring himself another glass.

‘Chester,’ said Mr Haredale, after a short silence, during which he had eyed his smiling face from time to time intently, ‘you have the head and heart of an evil spirit in all matters of deception.’

‘Chester,’ Mr. Haredale said after a brief silence, during which he had studied his smiling face intently from time to time, ‘you have the mind and heart of a wicked spirit when it comes to deception.’

‘Your health!’ said the other, with a nod. ‘But I have interrupted you—’

‘Your health!’ said the other, nodding. ‘But I’ve interrupted you—’

‘If now,’ pursued Mr Haredale, ‘we should find it difficult to separate these young people, and break off their intercourse—if, for instance, you find it difficult on your side, what course do you intend to take?’

‘If now,’ continued Mr. Haredale, ‘we find it hard to separate these young people and end their relationship—if, for instance, you find it hard on your end, what approach do you plan to take?’

‘Nothing plainer, my good fellow, nothing easier,’ returned the other, shrugging his shoulders and stretching himself more comfortably before the fire. ‘I shall then exert those powers on which you flatter me so highly—though, upon my word, I don’t deserve your compliments to their full extent—and resort to a few little trivial subterfuges for rousing jealousy and resentment. You see?’

"Nothing simpler, my friend, nothing easier," the other replied, shrugging his shoulders and settling more comfortably by the fire. "I’ll use those skills you compliment me on—though honestly, I don’t deserve your praise to that degree—and come up with a few minor tricks to stir up jealousy and resentment. You see?"

‘In short, justifying the means by the end, we are, as a last resource for tearing them asunder, to resort to treachery and—and lying,’ said Mr Haredale.

‘In short, justifying the means by the end, we are, as a last resort to tearing them apart, to resort to betrayal and— and lying,’ said Mr. Haredale.

‘Oh dear no. Fie, fie!’ returned the other, relishing a pinch of snuff extremely. ‘Not lying. Only a little management, a little diplomacy, a little—intriguing, that’s the word.’

‘Oh no, definitely not. Come on now!’ replied the other, enjoying a pinch of snuff a lot. ‘Not lying. Just a bit of handling, a little diplomacy, a little—intriguing, that’s the word.’

‘I wish,’ said Mr Haredale, moving to and fro, and stopping, and moving on again, like one who was ill at ease, ‘that this could have been foreseen or prevented. But as it has gone so far, and it is necessary for us to act, it is of no use shrinking or regretting. Well! I shall second your endeavours to the utmost of my power. There is one topic in the whole wide range of human thoughts on which we both agree. We shall act in concert, but apart. There will be no need, I hope, for us to meet again.’

"I wish," said Mr. Haredale, pacing back and forth, stopping, then starting again, like someone who was uncomfortable, "that this could have been anticipated or avoided. But since it's come to this point and we need to take action, there's no point in shrinking back or feeling regret. Well! I will support your efforts to the best of my ability. There's one thing in the entire scope of human thought that we both agree on. We'll work together, but separately. I hope there won’t be a need for us to meet again."

‘Are you going?’ said Mr Chester, rising with a graceful indolence. ‘Let me light you down the stairs.’

“Are you leaving?” Mr. Chester asked, getting up with a relaxed elegance. “Allow me to show you down the stairs.”

‘Pray keep your seat,’ returned the other drily, ‘I know the way.’ So, waving his hand slightly, and putting on his hat as he turned upon his heel, he went clanking out as he had come, shut the door behind him, and tramped down the echoing stairs.

“Please stay seated,” the other replied dryly, “I know the way.” So, waving his hand slightly and putting on his hat as he turned on his heel, he walked out just as he had come, closed the door behind him, and stomped down the echoing stairs.

‘Pah! A very coarse animal, indeed!’ said Mr Chester, composing himself in the easy-chair again. ‘A rough brute. Quite a human badger!’

‘Pah! Such a crude creature, really!’ said Mr Chester, settling back into the easy-chair again. ‘A fierce beast. Just a human badger!’

John Willet and his friends, who had been listening intently for the clash of swords, or firing of pistols in the great room, and had indeed settled the order in which they should rush in when summoned—in which procession old John had carefully arranged that he should bring up the rear—were very much astonished to see Mr Haredale come down without a scratch, call for his horse, and ride away thoughtfully at a footpace. After some consideration, it was decided that he had left the gentleman above, for dead, and had adopted this stratagem to divert suspicion or pursuit.

John Willet and his friends, who had been listening closely for the sound of swords clashing or pistols firing in the big room, had actually planned the order in which they would rush in when called—old John had carefully arranged to be the last in line—were really surprised to see Mr. Haredale come down without a scratch, call for his horse, and ride away slowly and thoughtfully. After some discussion, they decided he must have left the guy upstairs for dead and was using this trick to throw off suspicion or pursuit.

As this conclusion involved the necessity of their going upstairs forthwith, they were about to ascend in the order they had agreed upon, when a smart ringing at the guest’s bell, as if he had pulled it vigorously, overthrew all their speculations, and involved them in great uncertainty and doubt. At length Mr Willet agreed to go upstairs himself, escorted by Hugh and Barnaby, as the strongest and stoutest fellows on the premises, who were to make their appearance under pretence of clearing away the glasses.

As this conclusion meant they had to head upstairs right away, they were about to go up in the order they had decided on when a sharp ring of the guest's bell, as if he had yanked it hard, disrupted all their thoughts and left them feeling uncertain and confused. Finally, Mr. Willet decided to go upstairs himself, accompanied by Hugh and Barnaby, who were the strongest guys around and would show up pretending to clear away the glasses.

Under this protection, the brave and broad-faced John boldly entered the room, half a foot in advance, and received an order for a boot-jack without trembling. But when it was brought, and he leant his sturdy shoulder to the guest, Mr Willet was observed to look very hard into his boots as he pulled them off, and, by opening his eyes much wider than usual, to appear to express some surprise and disappointment at not finding them full of blood. He took occasion, too, to examine the gentleman as closely as he could, expecting to discover sundry loopholes in his person, pierced by his adversary’s sword. Finding none, however, and observing in course of time that his guest was as cool and unruffled, both in his dress and temper, as he had been all day, old John at last heaved a deep sigh, and began to think no duel had been fought that night.

Under this protection, the brave and stocky John confidently walked into the room, half a step ahead, and took an order for a boot-jack without flinching. But when it arrived, and he leaned his strong shoulder against the guest, Mr. Willet was seen looking intently at his boots as he took them off, seeming to express surprise and disappointment by opening his eyes wider than usual at not finding them filled with blood. He also took the opportunity to examine the gentleman as closely as he could, hoping to find any wounds from a sword. However, finding none, and noticing over time that his guest remained as calm and composed, both in dress and demeanor, as he had been all day, old John finally let out a deep sigh and began to think that no duel had taken place that night.

‘And now, Willet,’ said Mr Chester, ‘if the room’s well aired, I’ll try the merits of that famous bed.’

‘And now, Willet,’ said Mr. Chester, ‘if the room’s well aired, I’ll give that famous bed a try.’

‘The room, sir,’ returned John, taking up a candle, and nudging Barnaby and Hugh to accompany them, in case the gentleman should unexpectedly drop down faint or dead from some internal wound, ‘the room’s as warm as any toast in a tankard. Barnaby, take you that other candle, and go on before. Hugh! Follow up, sir, with the easy-chair.’

‘The room, sir,’ John replied, picking up a candle and nudging Barnaby and Hugh to follow him in case the gentleman suddenly fainted or collapsed from an internal injury, ‘the room’s as warm as any toast in a tankard. Barnaby, take that other candle and go ahead. Hugh! Bring up the easy chair.’

In this order—and still, in his earnest inspection, holding his candle very close to the guest; now making him feel extremely warm about the legs, now threatening to set his wig on fire, and constantly begging his pardon with great awkwardness and embarrassment—John led the party to the best bedroom, which was nearly as large as the chamber from which they had come, and held, drawn out near the fire for warmth, a great old spectral bedstead, hung with faded brocade, and ornamented, at the top of each carved post, with a plume of feathers that had once been white, but with dust and age had now grown hearse-like and funereal.

In this sequence—and still, as he carefully inspected the guest, holding his candle very close; making the guest feel extremely warm around the legs, even risking setting his wig on fire, while constantly apologizing with a lot of awkwardness and embarrassment—John led the group to the best bedroom, which was nearly as large as the room they had just left. It featured a huge, old-fashioned bed by the fire for warmth, draped in faded brocade and adorned, at the top of each carved post, with a plume of feathers that had once been white but had now turned dusty and gloomy with age.

‘Good night, my friends,’ said Mr Chester with a sweet smile, seating himself, when he had surveyed the room from end to end, in the easy-chair which his attendants wheeled before the fire. ‘Good night! Barnaby, my good fellow, you say some prayers before you go to bed, I hope?’

‘Good night, my friends,’ Mr. Chester said with a warm smile, after taking a look around the room from one side to the other. He settled into the comfy chair that his attendants had placed in front of the fire. ‘Good night! Barnaby, my good man, I hope you say some prayers before you go to bed?’

Barnaby nodded. ‘He has some nonsense that he calls his prayers, sir,’ returned old John, officiously. ‘I’m afraid there an’t much good in em.’

Barnaby nodded. "He has some nonsense he calls his prayers, sir," old John replied, with a touch of authority. "I'm afraid there's not much good in them."

‘And Hugh?’ said Mr Chester, turning to him.

'And Hugh?' Mr. Chester asked, turning to him.

‘Not I,’ he answered. ‘I know his’—pointing to Barnaby—‘they’re well enough. He sings ‘em sometimes in the straw. I listen.’

‘Not me,’ he replied. ‘I know his’—gesturing to Barnaby—‘they're pretty good. He sings them sometimes in the hay. I listen.’

‘He’s quite a animal, sir,’ John whispered in his ear with dignity. ‘You’ll excuse him, I’m sure. If he has any soul at all, sir, it must be such a very small one, that it don’t signify what he does or doesn’t in that way. Good night, sir!’

‘He's quite the beast, sir,’ John whispered in his ear with dignity. ‘You'll understand, I'm sure. If he has any soul at all, sir, it must be such a tiny one that it doesn't really matter what he does or doesn’t in that way. Good night, sir!’

The guest rejoined ‘God bless you!’ with a fervour that was quite affecting; and John, beckoning his guards to go before, bowed himself out of the room, and left him to his rest in the Maypole’s ancient bed.

The guest responded, “God bless you!” with a warmth that was genuinely moving; and John, signaling to his guards to lead the way, bowed himself out of the room, leaving him to rest in the Maypole's old bed.

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Chapter 13

If Joseph Willet, the denounced and proscribed of ‘prentices, had happened to be at home when his father’s courtly guest presented himself before the Maypole door—that is, if it had not perversely chanced to be one of the half-dozen days in the whole year on which he was at liberty to absent himself for as many hours without question or reproach—he would have contrived, by hook or crook, to dive to the very bottom of Mr Chester’s mystery, and to come at his purpose with as much certainty as though he had been his confidential adviser. In that fortunate case, the lovers would have had quick warning of the ills that threatened them, and the aid of various timely and wise suggestions to boot; for all Joe’s readiness of thought and action, and all his sympathies and good wishes, were enlisted in favour of the young people, and were staunch in devotion to their cause. Whether this disposition arose out of his old prepossessions in favour of the young lady, whose history had surrounded her in his mind, almost from his cradle, with circumstances of unusual interest; or from his attachment towards the young gentleman, into whose confidence he had, through his shrewdness and alacrity, and the rendering of sundry important services as a spy and messenger, almost imperceptibly glided; whether they had their origin in either of these sources, or in the habit natural to youth, or in the constant badgering and worrying of his venerable parent, or in any hidden little love affair of his own which gave him something of a fellow-feeling in the matter, it is needless to inquire—especially as Joe was out of the way, and had no opportunity on that particular occasion of testifying to his sentiments either on one side or the other.

If Joseph Willet, the outcast of apprentices, had been at home when his father’s distinguished guest showed up at the Maypole door—that is, if it hadn’t just happened to be one of the few days a year when he was free to be away for a few hours without question or criticism—he would have somehow gotten to the bottom of Mr. Chester’s mystery and figured out his intentions with as much clarity as if he were his trusted adviser. In that fortunate scenario, the lovers would have received a quick warning about the troubles ahead and the benefit of various timely and wise suggestions; for all of Joe’s quick thinking and action, along with all his sympathies and good wishes, were committed to supporting the young couple and steadfastly devoted to their cause. Whether this attitude came from his long-standing feelings for the young lady, whose story had surrounded him since childhood with particularly engaging details; or from his bond with the young gentleman, into whose trust he had almost imperceptibly slid through his cleverness and eagerness while providing various important services as a spy and messenger; or whether it stemmed from his youthful nature, the constant nagging from his elderly parent, or some hidden little crush of his own that made him feel a bit of empathy in the situation, is unnecessary to explore—especially since Joe was absent, giving him no chance that day to express his feelings either way.

It was, in fact, the twenty-fifth of March, which, as most people know to their cost, is, and has been time out of mind, one of those unpleasant epochs termed quarter-days. On this twenty-fifth of March, it was John Willet’s pride annually to settle, in hard cash, his account with a certain vintner and distiller in the city of London; to give into whose hands a canvas bag containing its exact amount, and not a penny more or less, was the end and object of a journey for Joe, so surely as the year and day came round.

It was, in fact, March 25th, which, as most people know all too well, is and has always been one of those dreaded dates known as quarter-days. On this March 25th, it was John Willet’s yearly tradition to settle his account in cash with a specific vintner and distiller in London; handing over a canvas bag with the exact amount—no more and no less—was the purpose of Joe's journey, just as sure as the year and date came around.

This journey was performed upon an old grey mare, concerning whom John had an indistinct set of ideas hovering about him, to the effect that she could win a plate or cup if she tried. She never had tried, and probably never would now, being some fourteen or fifteen years of age, short in wind, long in body, and rather the worse for wear in respect of her mane and tail. Notwithstanding these slight defects, John perfectly gloried in the animal; and when she was brought round to the door by Hugh, actually retired into the bar, and there, in a secret grove of lemons, laughed with pride.

This journey was made on an old grey mare, about whom John had a vague idea that she could win a plate or cup if she put her mind to it. She had never tried, and likely never would, being around fourteen or fifteen years old, short on stamina, long in body, and looking a bit worn out with her mane and tail. Despite these minor flaws, John took great pride in the horse; when Hugh brought her to the door, he actually went into the bar and there, in a hidden corner filled with lemons, laughed with delight.

‘There’s a bit of horseflesh, Hugh!’ said John, when he had recovered enough self-command to appear at the door again. ‘There’s a comely creature! There’s high mettle! There’s bone!’

“Check out this horse, Hugh!” said John, once he had regained enough composure to come back to the door. “What a beautiful animal! Such spirit! Such strength!”

There was bone enough beyond all doubt; and so Hugh seemed to think, as he sat sideways in the saddle, lazily doubled up with his chin nearly touching his knees; and heedless of the dangling stirrups and loose bridle-rein, sauntered up and down on the little green before the door.

There was definitely enough meat on the bones; and Hugh appeared to agree as he sat sideways on the saddle, casually hunched over with his chin almost touching his knees. Ignoring the dangling stirrups and loose reins, he strolled back and forth on the small patch of green in front of the door.

‘Mind you take good care of her, sir,’ said John, appealing from this insensible person to his son and heir, who now appeared, fully equipped and ready. ‘Don’t you ride hard.’

“Make sure you take good care of her, sir,” said John, looking from this oblivious person to his son and heir, who now showed up, fully dressed and ready. “Don’t ride too hard.”

‘I should be puzzled to do that, I think, father,’ Joe replied, casting a disconsolate look at the animal.

"I'd be confused trying to do that, I think, Dad," Joe replied, giving a sad look at the animal.

‘None of your impudence, sir, if you please,’ retorted old John. ‘What would you ride, sir? A wild ass or zebra would be too tame for you, wouldn’t he, eh sir? You’d like to ride a roaring lion, wouldn’t you, sir, eh sir? Hold your tongue, sir.’ When Mr Willet, in his differences with his son, had exhausted all the questions that occurred to him, and Joe had said nothing at all in answer, he generally wound up by bidding him hold his tongue.

“None of your disrespect, sir, if you don’t mind,” shot back old John. “What would you like to ride, sir? A wild donkey or zebra would be too boring for you, wouldn’t it, huh sir? You’d prefer to ride a roaring lion, wouldn’t you, sir, huh sir? Keep quiet, sir.” When Mr. Willet, in his arguments with his son, had run out of all the questions he could think of, and Joe hadn’t replied at all, he usually finished by telling him to be quiet.

‘And what does the boy mean,’ added Mr Willet, after he had stared at him for a little time, in a species of stupefaction, ‘by cocking his hat, to such an extent! Are you going to kill the wintner, sir?’

‘And what does the boy mean,’ added Mr. Willet, after he had stared at him for a bit, in a kind of daze, ‘by tilting his hat like that? Are you going to attack the innkeeper, sir?’

‘No,’ said Joe, tartly; ‘I’m not. Now your mind’s at ease, father.’

‘No,’ Joe said sharply; ‘I’m not. Now you can relax, dad.’

‘With a milintary air, too!’ said Mr Willet, surveying him from top to toe; ‘with a swaggering, fire-eating, biling-water drinking sort of way with him! And what do you mean by pulling up the crocuses and snowdrops, eh sir?’

‘With a military vibe, too!’ said Mr. Willet, looking him up and down; ‘with a swaggering, daring, boiling-water-drinking kind of attitude! And what do you think you’re doing pulling up the crocuses and snowdrops, huh?’

‘It’s only a little nosegay,’ said Joe, reddening. ‘There’s no harm in that, I hope?’

‘It’s just a small bouquet,’ Joe said, blushing. ‘I hope that’s not a problem?’

‘You’re a boy of business, you are, sir!’ said Mr Willet, disdainfully, ‘to go supposing that wintners care for nosegays.’

‘You’re a businessman, aren’t you, sir!’ said Mr. Willet, contemptuously, ‘to think that wine sellers care about flowers.’

‘I don’t suppose anything of the kind,’ returned Joe. ‘Let them keep their red noses for bottles and tankards. These are going to Mr Varden’s house.’

"I don’t think anything like that," Joe said. "Let them save their red noses for bottles and tankards. These are going to Mr. Varden’s house."

‘And do you suppose HE minds such things as crocuses?’ demanded John.

‘And do you think HE cares about things like crocuses?’ asked John.

‘I don’t know, and to say the truth, I don’t care,’ said Joe. ‘Come, father, give me the money, and in the name of patience let me go.’

"I don’t know, and to be honest, I don’t care," said Joe. "Come on, Dad, give me the money, and for the love of patience, let me go."

‘There it is, sir,’ replied John; ‘and take care of it; and mind you don’t make too much haste back, but give the mare a long rest.—Do you mind?’

"There it is, sir," John replied. "Take care of it, and be sure not to rush back. Give the mare a nice long break. Do you understand?"

‘Ay, I mind,’ returned Joe. ‘She’ll need it, Heaven knows.’

“Yeah, I remember,” Joe replied. “She’s going to need it, that’s for sure.”

‘And don’t you score up too much at the Black Lion,’ said John. ‘Mind that too.’

‘And don’t you rack up too much at the Black Lion,’ said John. ‘Keep that in mind too.’

‘Then why don’t you let me have some money of my own?’ retorted Joe, sorrowfully; ‘why don’t you, father? What do you send me into London for, giving me only the right to call for my dinner at the Black Lion, which you’re to pay for next time you go, as if I was not to be trusted with a few shillings? Why do you use me like this? It’s not right of you. You can’t expect me to be quiet under it.’

‘Then why don’t you let me have some of my own money?’ Joe shot back, sadly. ‘Why don’t you, Dad? Why do you send me to London, only giving me the right to ask for my dinner at the Black Lion, which you’re supposed to pay for the next time you go, as if I can’t be trusted with a few coins? Why do you treat me this way? It’s not fair. You can’t expect me to stay quiet about it.’

‘Let him have money!’ cried John, in a drowsy reverie. ‘What does he call money—guineas? Hasn’t he got money? Over and above the tolls, hasn’t he one and sixpence?’

‘Let him have money!’ shouted John, half-asleep in a daydream. ‘What does he even mean by money—guineas? Doesn’t he have any money? Besides the tolls, doesn’t he have one and sixpence?’

‘One and sixpence!’ repeated his son contemptuously.

"One and sixpence!" his son repeated with disdain.

‘Yes, sir,’ returned John, ‘one and sixpence. When I was your age, I had never seen so much money, in a heap. A shilling of it is in case of accidents—the mare casting a shoe, or the like of that. The other sixpence is to spend in the diversions of London; and the diversion I recommend is going to the top of the Monument, and sitting there. There’s no temptation there, sir—no drink—no young women—no bad characters of any sort—nothing but imagination. That’s the way I enjoyed myself when I was your age, sir.’

“Sure, sir,” John replied, “one shilling and sixpence. When I was your age, I had never seen so much money all at once. A shilling of it is for emergencies—like if the mare loses a shoe or something similar. The other sixpence is for enjoying the fun in London, and I recommend going to the top of the Monument and sitting there. There’s no temptation there, sir—no alcohol, no young women, no troublemakers—just your imagination. That’s how I had a good time when I was your age, sir.”

To this, Joe made no answer, but beckoning Hugh, leaped into the saddle and rode away; and a very stalwart, manly horseman he looked, deserving a better charger than it was his fortune to bestride. John stood staring after him, or rather after the grey mare (for he had no eyes for her rider), until man and beast had been out of sight some twenty minutes, when he began to think they were gone, and slowly re-entering the house, fell into a gentle doze.

To this, Joe didn’t respond, but signaled to Hugh, jumped into the saddle, and rode off; he looked like a strong, manly horseman, deserving of a better horse than the one he rode. John stood there, staring after him, or more accurately, after the gray mare (since he paid no attention to her rider), until both horse and rider were out of sight for about twenty minutes. Then he started to think they were really gone, and slowly went back inside the house, drifting into a gentle nap.

The unfortunate grey mare, who was the agony of Joe’s life, floundered along at her own will and pleasure until the Maypole was no longer visible, and then, contracting her legs into what in a puppet would have been looked upon as a clumsy and awkward imitation of a canter, mended her pace all at once, and did it of her own accord. The acquaintance with her rider’s usual mode of proceeding, which suggested this improvement in hers, impelled her likewise to turn up a bye-way, leading—not to London, but through lanes running parallel with the road they had come, and passing within a few hundred yards of the Maypole, which led finally to an inclosure surrounding a large, old, red-brick mansion—the same of which mention was made as the Warren in the first chapter of this history. Coming to a dead stop in a little copse thereabout, she suffered her rider to dismount with right goodwill, and to tie her to the trunk of a tree.

The unfortunate gray mare, who was the source of Joe’s frustration, stumbled along at her own pace until the Maypole was out of sight. Then, making her legs move in what would have been an awkward imitation of a canter if she were a puppet, she suddenly picked up speed, all on her own. Her familiarity with her rider's typical way of doing things prompted this boost in her pace, and she also decided to take a side path—not toward London, but along lanes parallel to the road they had traveled, passing within a few hundred yards of the Maypole. This path finally led to an enclosure around a large, old, red-brick mansion—the one referenced as the Warren in the first chapter of this story. Coming to a complete stop in a small grove nearby, she allowed her rider to dismount willingly and tie her to a tree trunk.

‘Stay there, old girl,’ said Joe, ‘and let us see whether there’s any little commission for me to-day.’ So saying, he left her to browze upon such stunted grass and weeds as happened to grow within the length of her tether, and passing through a wicket gate, entered the grounds on foot.

“Stay put, old girl,” Joe said, “and let’s see if there’s any little job for me today.” With that, he left her to nibble on the short grass and weeds that grew within reach of her tether, and after going through a small gate, he walked into the grounds.

The pathway, after a very few minutes’ walking, brought him close to the house, towards which, and especially towards one particular window, he directed many covert glances. It was a dreary, silent building, with echoing courtyards, desolated turret-chambers, and whole suites of rooms shut up and mouldering to ruin.

The path, after just a few minutes of walking, took him near the house, where he cast many furtive glances, especially at one specific window. It was a bleak, quiet building, with echoing courtyards, empty tower rooms, and entire sections of the house closed off and falling into decay.

The terrace-garden, dark with the shade of overhanging trees, had an air of melancholy that was quite oppressive. Great iron gates, disused for many years, and red with rust, drooping on their hinges and overgrown with long rank grass, seemed as though they tried to sink into the ground, and hide their fallen state among the friendly weeds. The fantastic monsters on the walls, green with age and damp, and covered here and there with moss, looked grim and desolate. There was a sombre aspect even on that part of the mansion which was inhabited and kept in good repair, that struck the beholder with a sense of sadness; of something forlorn and failing, whence cheerfulness was banished. It would have been difficult to imagine a bright fire blazing in the dull and darkened rooms, or to picture any gaiety of heart or revelry that the frowning walls shut in. It seemed a place where such things had been, but could be no more—the very ghost of a house, haunting the old spot in its old outward form, and that was all.

The terrace garden, shaded by overhanging trees, had a heavy feeling of sadness that was quite overwhelming. The large iron gates, unused for many years and rusty red, hung limply on their hinges and were overgrown with tall weeds, as if they were trying to sink into the ground and disguise their neglected state among the friendly plants. The strange creatures on the walls, covered in age and dampness, with patches of moss here and there, looked grim and lonely. Even the part of the mansion that was occupied and well-maintained had a gloomy air that struck anyone who saw it with a sense of sadness; it felt forlorn and deteriorating, where happiness had been driven away. It would have been hard to imagine a bright fire roaring in the dull, gloomy rooms or to envision any joy or celebration within the frowning walls. It felt like a place where such things once existed but could never return—the very ghost of a house, lingering in its old shape, and that was all.

Much of this decayed and sombre look was attributable, no doubt, to the death of its former master, and the temper of its present occupant; but remembering the tale connected with the mansion, it seemed the very place for such a deed, and one that might have been its predestined theatre years upon years ago. Viewed with reference to this legend, the sheet of water where the steward’s body had been found appeared to wear a black and sullen character, such as no other pool might own; the bell upon the roof that had told the tale of murder to the midnight wind, became a very phantom whose voice would raise the listener’s hair on end; and every leafless bough that nodded to another, had its stealthy whispering of the crime.

A lot of the decayed and gloomy look came from the death of its previous owner and the attitude of the current occupant. But considering the story tied to the mansion, it felt like the perfect setting for such a crime, almost like it was meant to be the scene of the act many years ago. When viewed in light of this legend, the body of water where the steward's body was found seemed especially dark and brooding, like no other pond; the bell on the roof that had shared the story of murder with the midnight wind felt like a ghost whose voice could make someone’s hair stand on end; and every leafless branch that swayed to another had its own quiet whispers about the crime.

Joe paced up and down the path, sometimes stopping in affected contemplation of the building or the prospect, sometimes leaning against a tree with an assumed air of idleness and indifference, but always keeping an eye upon the window he had singled out at first. After some quarter of an hour’s delay, a small white hand was waved to him for an instant from this casement, and the young man, with a respectful bow, departed; saying under his breath as he crossed his horse again, ‘No errand for me to-day!’

Joe walked back and forth along the path, occasionally pausing to dramatically consider the building or the view, sometimes resting against a tree while pretending to be idle and uninterested, but always keeping an eye on the window he had initially focused on. After about fifteen minutes, a small white hand waved to him for a moment from that window, and the young man, with a respectful bow, left, mumbling to himself as he mounted his horse again, "Not today!"

But the air of smartness, the cock of the hat to which John Willet had objected, and the spring nosegay, all betokened some little errand of his own, having a more interesting object than a vintner or even a locksmith. So, indeed, it turned out; for when he had settled with the vintner—whose place of business was down in some deep cellars hard by Thames Street, and who was as purple-faced an old gentleman as if he had all his life supported their arched roof on his head—when he had settled the account, and taken the receipt, and declined tasting more than three glasses of old sherry, to the unbounded astonishment of the purple-faced vintner, who, gimlet in hand, had projected an attack upon at least a score of dusty casks, and who stood transfixed, or morally gimleted as it were, to his own wall—when he had done all this, and disposed besides of a frugal dinner at the Black Lion in Whitechapel; spurning the Monument and John’s advice, he turned his steps towards the locksmith’s house, attracted by the eyes of blooming Dolly Varden.

But the vibe of cleverness, the tilted hat that John Willet had criticized, and the little spring bouquet all suggested he had a more interesting mission than just visiting a wine merchant or a locksmith. And that’s exactly how it turned out; after he settled with the wine merchant—who operated from some deep cellars near Thames Street and was as purple-faced as if he had spent his whole life supporting the arched roof with his head—after he settled the bill, took the receipt, and only sampled three glasses of old sherry to the absolute astonishment of the purple-faced merchant, who, with a corkscrew in hand, had planned to dive into at least twenty dusty casks and stood frozen in his own place—after he did all of that and enjoyed a light dinner at the Black Lion in Whitechapel, ignoring the Monument and John's suggestions, he made his way to the locksmith's house, drawn in by the beauty of blooming Dolly Varden.

Joe was by no means a sheepish fellow, but, for all that, when he got to the corner of the street in which the locksmith lived, he could by no means make up his mind to walk straight to the house. First, he resolved to stroll up another street for five minutes, then up another street for five minutes more, and so on until he had lost full half an hour, when he made a bold plunge and found himself with a red face and a beating heart in the smoky workshop.

Joe wasn't a shy guy at all, but when he reached the corner of the street where the locksmith lived, he just couldn't bring himself to walk straight to the house. First, he decided to wander up another street for five minutes, then another street for another five minutes, and so on until he had wasted a whole half hour. Finally, he took a deep breath and stepped into the smoky workshop, his face red and his heart racing.

‘Joe Willet, or his ghost?’ said Varden, rising from the desk at which he was busy with his books, and looking at him under his spectacles. ‘Which is it? Joe in the flesh, eh? That’s hearty. And how are all the Chigwell company, Joe?’

‘Joe Willet, or his ghost?’ said Varden, getting up from the desk where he was working with his books and looking at him over his glasses. ‘Which one is it? Joe in the flesh, huh? That’s great. And how's everyone at Chigwell, Joe?’

‘Much as usual, sir—they and I agree as well as ever.’

‘Just like usual, sir—they and I get along just as well as always.’

‘Well, well!’ said the locksmith. ‘We must be patient, Joe, and bear with old folks’ foibles. How’s the mare, Joe? Does she do the four miles an hour as easily as ever? Ha, ha, ha! Does she, Joe? Eh!—What have we there, Joe—a nosegay!’

‘Well, well!’ said the locksmith. ‘We have to be patient, Joe, and put up with the quirks of old folks. How’s the mare, Joe? Can she still trot four miles an hour as easily as ever? Ha, ha, ha! Can she, Joe? Hey!—What do we have here, Joe—a bouquet!’

‘A very poor one, sir—I thought Miss Dolly—’

‘A very poor one, sir—I thought Miss Dolly—’

‘No, no,’ said Gabriel, dropping his voice, and shaking his head, ‘not Dolly. Give ‘em to her mother, Joe. A great deal better give ‘em to her mother. Would you mind giving ‘em to Mrs Varden, Joe?’

‘No, no,’ said Gabriel, lowering his voice and shaking his head, ‘not Dolly. Give them to her mother, Joe. It’s much better to give them to her mother. Would you mind giving them to Mrs. Varden, Joe?’

‘Oh no, sir,’ Joe replied, and endeavouring, but not with the greatest possible success, to hide his disappointment. ‘I shall be very glad, I’m sure.’

‘Oh no, sir,’ Joe replied, trying, though not very successfully, to hide his disappointment. ‘I’ll be very happy to, I’m sure.’

‘That’s right,’ said the locksmith, patting him on the back. ‘It don’t matter who has ‘em, Joe?’

‘That’s right,’ said the locksmith, giving him a friendly pat on the back. ‘It doesn’t matter who has them, Joe?’

‘Not a bit, sir.’—Dear heart, how the words stuck in his throat!

‘Not at all, sir.’—Oh my, how those words caught in his throat!

‘Come in,’ said Gabriel. ‘I have just been called to tea. She’s in the parlour.’

‘Come in,’ said Gabriel. ‘I just got called to tea. She’s in the living room.’

‘She,’ thought Joe. ‘Which of ‘em I wonder—Mrs or Miss?’ The locksmith settled the doubt as neatly as if it had been expressed aloud, by leading him to the door, and saying, ‘Martha, my dear, here’s young Mr Willet.’

‘She,’ thought Joe. ‘I wonder which one—Mrs or Miss?’ The locksmith cleared up the question as if it had been spoken, by leading him to the door and saying, ‘Martha, my dear, here’s young Mr. Willet.’

Now, Mrs Varden, regarding the Maypole as a sort of human mantrap, or decoy for husbands; viewing its proprietor, and all who aided and abetted him, in the light of so many poachers among Christian men; and believing, moreover, that the publicans coupled with sinners in Holy Writ were veritable licensed victuallers; was far from being favourably disposed towards her visitor. Wherefore she was taken faint directly; and being duly presented with the crocuses and snowdrops, divined on further consideration that they were the occasion of the languor which had seized upon her spirits. ‘I’m afraid I couldn’t bear the room another minute,’ said the good lady, ‘if they remained here. WOULD you excuse my putting them out of window?’

Now, Mrs. Varden saw the Maypole as a kind of human trap or lure for husbands; she viewed its owner and everyone who supported him as poachers among decent people. She also believed that the tax collectors mentioned alongside sinners in the Bible were basically licensed tavern owners; because of this, she wasn't really in a welcoming mood towards her guest. So, she felt faint right away; and after being presented with the crocuses and snowdrops, she realized that they were causing the weakness that had come over her. “I’m afraid I couldn’t stay in this room another minute,” said the kind lady, “if they remained here. WOULD you mind if I threw them out the window?”

Joe begged she wouldn’t mention it on any account, and smiled feebly as he saw them deposited on the sill outside. If anybody could have known the pains he had taken to make up that despised and misused bunch of flowers!—

Joe urged her not to mention it at all and smiled weakly as he saw them placed on the sill outside. If anyone could have understood the effort he had put into creating that hated and neglected bunch of flowers!—

‘I feel it quite a relief to get rid of them, I assure you,’ said Mrs Varden. ‘I’m better already.’ And indeed she did appear to have plucked up her spirits.

“I’m really relieved to be rid of them, I promise you,” said Mrs. Varden. “I already feel better.” And she did seem to have lifted her spirits.

Joe expressed his gratitude to Providence for this favourable dispensation, and tried to look as if he didn’t wonder where Dolly was.

Joe thanked Providence for this good fortune and tried to act like he wasn’t curious about where Dolly was.

‘You’re sad people at Chigwell, Mr Joseph,’ said Mrs V.

‘You’re sad people at Chigwell, Mr. Joseph,’ said Mrs. V.

‘I hope not, ma’am,’ returned Joe.

‘I hope not, ma’am,’ Joe replied.

‘You’re the cruellest and most inconsiderate people in the world,’ said Mrs Varden, bridling. ‘I wonder old Mr Willet, having been a married man himself, doesn’t know better than to conduct himself as he does. His doing it for profit is no excuse. I would rather pay the money twenty times over, and have Varden come home like a respectable and sober tradesman. If there is one character,’ said Mrs Varden with great emphasis, ‘that offends and disgusts me more than another, it is a sot.’

‘You’re the most cruel and inconsiderate people in the world,’ Mrs. Varden said, bristling. ‘I can’t believe old Mr. Willet, having been married himself, doesn’t know better than to act the way he does. His doing it for profit is no excuse. I’d rather pay the money twenty times and have Varden come home like a respectable and sober tradesman. If there’s one type of person,’ Mrs. Varden said with great emphasis, ‘that offends and disgusts me more than any other, it’s a drunkard.’

‘Come, Martha, my dear,’ said the locksmith cheerily, ‘let us have tea, and don’t let us talk about sots. There are none here, and Joe don’t want to hear about them, I dare say.’

“Come on, Martha, my dear,” the locksmith said cheerfully, “let's have some tea, and let’s not talk about drunks. There aren't any here, and I bet Joe doesn’t want to hear about them, either.”

At this crisis, Miggs appeared with toast.

At this moment, Miggs showed up with some toast.

‘I dare say he does not,’ said Mrs Varden; ‘and I dare say you do not, Varden. It’s a very unpleasant subject, I have no doubt, though I won’t say it’s personal’—Miggs coughed—‘whatever I may be forced to think’—Miggs sneezed expressively. ‘You never will know, Varden, and nobody at young Mr Willet’s age—you’ll excuse me, sir—can be expected to know, what a woman suffers when she is waiting at home under such circumstances. If you don’t believe me, as I know you don’t, here’s Miggs, who is only too often a witness of it—ask her.’

“I don’t think he does,” Mrs. Varden said. “And I don’t think you do either, Varden. It’s definitely an uncomfortable topic, I’m sure, even though I wouldn’t say it’s personal”—Miggs coughed—“whatever I might be forced to think”—Miggs sneezed loudly. “You’ll never understand, Varden, and no one at young Mr. Willet’s age—you’ll forgive me for saying this, sir—can be expected to know what a woman goes through while waiting at home in such situations. If you don’t believe me, which I know you don’t, here’s Miggs, who too often witnesses it—ask her.”

‘Oh! she were very bad the other night, sir, indeed she were, said Miggs. ‘If you hadn’t the sweetness of an angel in you, mim, I don’t think you could abear it, I raly don’t.’

‘Oh! she was really bad the other night, sir, she really was,’ said Miggs. ‘If you didn’t have the sweetness of an angel in you, ma'am, I don’t think you could stand it, I really don’t.’

‘Miggs,’ said Mrs Varden, ‘you’re profane.’

‘Miggs,’ Mrs. Varden said, ‘you’re being disrespectful.’

‘Begging your pardon, mim,’ returned Miggs, with shrill rapidity, ‘such was not my intentions, and such I hope is not my character, though I am but a servant.’

“Excuse me, ma'am,” Miggs replied quickly and sharply, “that wasn’t my intention, and I hope that’s not how I come across, even though I’m just a servant.”

‘Answering me, Miggs, and providing yourself,’ retorted her mistress, looking round with dignity, ‘is one and the same thing. How dare you speak of angels in connection with your sinful fellow-beings—mere’—said Mrs Varden, glancing at herself in a neighbouring mirror, and arranging the ribbon of her cap in a more becoming fashion—‘mere worms and grovellers as we are!’

“Answering me, Miggs, and taking care of yourself are one and the same thing,” her mistress responded with dignity, looking around. “How dare you mention angels in relation to your sinful counterparts—just”—said Mrs. Varden, glancing at herself in a nearby mirror and adjusting the ribbon of her cap to look more flattering—“just worms and crawlers like we are!”

‘I did not intend, mim, if you please, to give offence,’ said Miggs, confident in the strength of her compliment, and developing strongly in the throat as usual, ‘and I did not expect it would be took as such. I hope I know my own unworthiness, and that I hate and despise myself and all my fellow-creatures as every practicable Christian should.’

"I didn’t mean to offend, honestly," said Miggs, feeling sure of her compliment and getting a bit emotional as usual. "I didn’t think it would be taken that way. I hope I’m aware of my own shortcomings and that I hate and despise myself and everyone else just like any decent Christian should."

‘You’ll have the goodness, if you please,’ said Mrs Varden, loftily, ‘to step upstairs and see if Dolly has finished dressing, and to tell her that the chair that was ordered for her will be here in a minute, and that if she keeps it waiting, I shall send it away that instant.—I’m sorry to see that you don’t take your tea, Varden, and that you don’t take yours, Mr Joseph; though of course it would be foolish of me to expect that anything that can be had at home, and in the company of females, would please YOU.’

‘If you don’t mind,’ said Mrs. Varden, haughtily, ‘please go upstairs and check if Dolly is done getting ready, and let her know that the chair we ordered for her will arrive any minute. If she keeps it waiting, I’ll send it away immediately. I’m sorry to see that you’re not having your tea, Varden, and that you’re not having yours, Mr. Joseph; although it would be silly of me to think that anything that can be found at home and in the company of women would please YOU.’

This pronoun was understood in the plural sense, and included both gentlemen, upon both of whom it was rather hard and undeserved, for Gabriel had applied himself to the meal with a very promising appetite, until it was spoilt by Mrs Varden herself, and Joe had as great a liking for the female society of the locksmith’s house—or for a part of it at all events—as man could well entertain.

This pronoun was understood to mean both men, which was somewhat unfair to both of them, since Gabriel had approached the meal with a hearty appetite until Mrs. Varden spoiled it, and Joe really enjoyed the company of the women in the locksmith's house—at least some of them—more than most men could.

But he had no opportunity to say anything in his own defence, for at that moment Dolly herself appeared, and struck him quite dumb with her beauty. Never had Dolly looked so handsome as she did then, in all the glow and grace of youth, with all her charms increased a hundredfold by a most becoming dress, by a thousand little coquettish ways which nobody could assume with a better grace, and all the sparkling expectation of that accursed party. It is impossible to tell how Joe hated that party wherever it was, and all the other people who were going to it, whoever they were.

But he didn’t get a chance to defend himself because, just then, Dolly appeared and left him speechless with her beauty. Dolly had never looked as stunning as she did at that moment, radiating the glow and grace of youth, with all her charms amplified by a beautifully fitting dress and a thousand little flirty gestures that she pulled off effortlessly, all enhanced by the excitement of that dreaded party. It’s impossible to describe how much Joe detested that party, no matter where it was, and all the other people attending it, whoever they were.

And she hardly looked at him—no, hardly looked at him. And when the chair was seen through the open door coming blundering into the workshop, she actually clapped her hands and seemed glad to go. But Joe gave her his arm—there was some comfort in that—and handed her into it. To see her seat herself inside, with her laughing eyes brighter than diamonds, and her hand—surely she had the prettiest hand in the world—on the ledge of the open window, and her little finger provokingly and pertly tilted up, as if it wondered why Joe didn’t squeeze or kiss it! To think how well one or two of the modest snowdrops would have become that delicate bodice, and how they were lying neglected outside the parlour window! To see how Miggs looked on with a face expressive of knowing how all this loveliness was got up, and of being in the secret of every string and pin and hook and eye, and of saying it ain’t half as real as you think, and I could look quite as well myself if I took the pains! To hear that provoking precious little scream when the chair was hoisted on its poles, and to catch that transient but not-to-be-forgotten vision of the happy face within—what torments and aggravations, and yet what delights were these! The very chairmen seemed favoured rivals as they bore her down the street.

And she barely glanced at him—no, barely glanced at him. And when the chair came clumsily into the workshop through the open door, she actually clapped her hands and seemed happy to go. But Joe offered her his arm—there was some comfort in that—and helped her into it. Watching her settle inside, with her laughing eyes shining brighter than diamonds, and her hand—she definitely had the prettiest hand in the world—on the ledge of the open window, with her little finger playfully tilted up, as if it wondered why Joe didn’t squeeze or kiss it! To think how perfectly one or two of the modest snowdrops would have looked with that delicate bodice, and how they were just lying forgotten outside the parlor window! To see how Miggs watched on with a face that showed she knew how all this beauty was put together, as if she was in on every little detail and saying it’s not as real as you think, and I could look just as good if I put in the effort! To hear that infuriatingly adorable little scream when the chair was lifted onto its poles, and to catch that fleeting but unforgettable glimpse of the happy face inside—what a mix of torment and frustration, and yet what sheer delight! Even the chairmen seemed like favored rivals as they carried her down the street.

There never was such an alteration in a small room in a small time as in that parlour when they went back to finish tea. So dark, so deserted, so perfectly disenchanted. It seemed such sheer nonsense to be sitting tamely there, when she was at a dance with more lovers than man could calculate fluttering about her—with the whole party doting on and adoring her, and wanting to marry her. Miggs was hovering about too; and the fact of her existence, the mere circumstance of her ever having been born, appeared, after Dolly, such an unaccountable practical joke. It was impossible to talk. It couldn’t be done. He had nothing left for it but to stir his tea round, and round, and round, and ruminate on all the fascinations of the locksmith’s lovely daughter.

There was never such a change in a small room in such a short time as in that parlor when they returned to finish tea. So dark, so empty, so completely disenchanted. It felt ridiculous to be sitting there calmly when she was at a dance surrounded by more admirers than anyone could count—everyone in the party infatuated with her and wanting to marry her. Miggs was lingering around too; and her very existence, the simple fact that she was born, seemed like such an inexplicable joke after Dolly. It was impossible to have a conversation. It just couldn’t happen. He had nothing left to do but stir his tea over and over, lost in thoughts about the charms of the locksmith’s beautiful daughter.

Gabriel was dull too. It was a part of the certain uncertainty of Mrs Varden’s temper, that when they were in this condition, she should be gay and sprightly.

Gabriel was also pretty boring. It was part of the unpredictable nature of Mrs. Varden’s mood that whenever they were like this, she would be cheerful and lively.

‘I need have a cheerful disposition, I am sure,’ said the smiling housewife, ‘to preserve any spirits at all; and how I do it I can scarcely tell.’

‘I definitely need to keep a positive attitude, I’m sure,’ said the smiling housewife, ‘to maintain any kind of spirits at all; and I can hardly explain how I do it.’

‘Ah, mim,’ sighed Miggs, ‘begging your pardon for the interruption, there an’t a many like you.’

‘Oh, sure,’ sighed Miggs, ‘sorry to interrupt, but there aren’t many like you.’

‘Take away, Miggs,’ said Mrs Varden, rising, ‘take away, pray. I know I’m a restraint here, and as I wish everybody to enjoy themselves as they best can, I feel I had better go.’

‘Take it away, Miggs,’ said Mrs. Varden, standing up, ‘please take it away. I know I’m just in the way here, and since I want everyone to have a good time, I think it’s best if I leave.’

‘No, no, Martha,’ cried the locksmith. ‘Stop here. I’m sure we shall be very sorry to lose you, eh Joe!’ Joe started, and said ‘Certainly.’

‘No, no, Martha,’ shouted the locksmith. ‘Stay here. I’m sure we’ll really miss you, right Joe?’ Joe jumped and replied, ‘Of course.’

‘Thank you, Varden, my dear,’ returned his wife; ‘but I know your wishes better. Tobacco and beer, or spirits, have much greater attractions than any I can boast of, and therefore I shall go and sit upstairs and look out of window, my love. Good night, Mr Joseph. I’m very glad to have seen you, and I only wish I could have provided something more suitable to your taste. Remember me very kindly if you please to old Mr Willet, and tell him that whenever he comes here I have a crow to pluck with him. Good night!’

“Thank you, Varden, my dear,” his wife replied. “But I understand your preferences better. Tobacco and beer, or liquor, are way more appealing than anything I can offer, so I’ll go sit upstairs and look out the window, my love. Good night, Mr. Joseph. I’m really glad to have seen you, and I only wish I could have offered something more to your liking. Please give my best to old Mr. Willet, and let him know that whenever he comes here, I have a bone to pick with him. Good night!”

Having uttered these words with great sweetness of manner, the good lady dropped a curtsey remarkable for its condescension, and serenely withdrew.

Having spoken these words with a charming demeanor, the kind lady gave a curtsy that was notable for its condescension and calmly left.

And it was for this Joe had looked forward to the twenty-fifth of March for weeks and weeks, and had gathered the flowers with so much care, and had cocked his hat, and made himself so smart! This was the end of all his bold determination, resolved upon for the hundredth time, to speak out to Dolly and tell her how he loved her! To see her for a minute—for but a minute—to find her going out to a party and glad to go; to be looked upon as a common pipe-smoker, beer-bibber, spirit-guzzler, and tosspot! He bade farewell to his friend the locksmith, and hastened to take horse at the Black Lion, thinking as he turned towards home, as many another Joe has thought before and since, that here was an end to all his hopes—that the thing was impossible and never could be—that she didn’t care for him—that he was wretched for life—and that the only congenial prospect left him, was to go for a soldier or a sailor, and get some obliging enemy to knock his brains out as soon as possible.

And that’s why Joe had been looking forward to March 25th for weeks, gathering flowers with so much care, adjusting his hat, and making sure he looked sharp! This was the culmination of all his repeated resolutions to finally confess to Dolly how much he loved her! Just to see her for a moment—just a moment—finding her heading out to a party and happy about it; to be seen as just another guy who smokes, drinks beer, and parties too much! He said goodbye to his friend the locksmith and rushed to catch a ride at the Black Lion, thinking, as many other Joes have thought before and since, that this was the end of his hopes—that it was impossible—that she didn’t care for him—that he’d be miserable for life—and that the only option left for him was to join the army or the navy and hope some nice enemy would take him out as soon as possible.





Chapter 14

Joe Willet rode leisurely along in his desponding mood, picturing the locksmith’s daughter going down long country-dances, and poussetting dreadfully with bold strangers—which was almost too much to bear—when he heard the tramp of a horse’s feet behind him, and looking back, saw a well-mounted gentleman advancing at a smart canter. As this rider passed, he checked his steed, and called him of the Maypole by his name. Joe set spurs to the grey mare, and was at his side directly.

Joe Willet rode along at a relaxed pace, feeling down as he imagined the locksmith's daughter dancing at country gatherings and awkwardly socializing with bold strangers—which was nearly unbearable—when he heard the sound of a horse's hooves behind him. Turning to look, he saw a well-mounted gentleman approaching at a brisk canter. As the rider went by, he slowed his horse and called out to him by name. Joe urged the grey mare forward and quickly reached his side.

‘I thought it was you, sir,’ he said, touching his hat. ‘A fair evening, sir. Glad to see you out of doors again.’

"I thought it was you, sir," he said, tipping his hat. "A lovely evening, sir. Happy to see you outside again."

The gentleman smiled and nodded. ‘What gay doings have been going on to-day, Joe? Is she as pretty as ever? Nay, don’t blush, man.’

The guy smiled and nodded. ‘What fun things have been happening today, Joe? Is she still as pretty as ever? Come on, don’t blush, man.’

‘If I coloured at all, Mr Edward,’ said Joe, ‘which I didn’t know I did, it was to think I should have been such a fool as ever to have any hope of her. She’s as far out of my reach as—as Heaven is.’

‘If I blushed at all, Mr. Edward,’ said Joe, ‘which I didn’t even realize I did, it was because I thought I would have been such a fool to ever hope for her. She’s as out of my reach as Heaven is.’

‘Well, Joe, I hope that’s not altogether beyond it,’ said Edward, good-humouredly. ‘Eh?’

‘Well, Joe, I hope that’s not too far off,’ said Edward, with a friendly grin. ‘Right?’

‘Ah!’ sighed Joe. ‘It’s all very fine talking, sir. Proverbs are easily made in cold blood. But it can’t be helped. Are you bound for our house, sir?’

‘Ah!’ sighed Joe. ‘It’s easy to talk, sir. Proverbs are made when you’re not in the moment. But it doesn’t matter. Are you headed to our place, sir?’

‘Yes. As I am not quite strong yet, I shall stay there to-night, and ride home coolly in the morning.’

‘Yes. Since I'm not feeling strong yet, I’ll stay there tonight and ride home comfortably in the morning.’

‘If you’re in no particular hurry,’ said Joe after a short silence, ‘and will bear with the pace of this poor jade, I shall be glad to ride on with you to the Warren, sir, and hold your horse when you dismount. It’ll save you having to walk from the Maypole, there and back again. I can spare the time well, sir, for I am too soon.’

‘If you’re not in a rush,’ Joe said after a brief pause, ‘and can tolerate the slow pace of this old horse, I’d be happy to ride with you to the Warren, sir, and hold your horse when you get off. It'll save you from having to walk back and forth from the Maypole. I have plenty of time, sir, since I’m too early.’

‘And so am I,’ returned Edward, ‘though I was unconsciously riding fast just now, in compliment I suppose to the pace of my thoughts, which were travelling post. We will keep together, Joe, willingly, and be as good company as may be. And cheer up, cheer up, think of the locksmith’s daughter with a stout heart, and you shall win her yet.’

“And so am I,” replied Edward, “even though I was unknowingly riding fast just now, probably because my thoughts were racing. We’ll stick together, Joe, and try to enjoy each other’s company as much as we can. And cheer up, cheer up! Think of the locksmith’s daughter with determination, and you will win her over yet.”

Joe shook his head; but there was something so cheery in the buoyant hopeful manner of this speech, that his spirits rose under its influence, and communicated as it would seem some new impulse even to the grey mare, who, breaking from her sober amble into a gentle trot, emulated the pace of Edward Chester’s horse, and appeared to flatter herself that he was doing his very best.

Joe shook his head, but there was something so uplifting in the cheerful, optimistic tone of this speech that it lifted his spirits, and it seemed to give a new energy even to the gray mare, who, breaking from her steady walk into a gentle trot, matched the pace of Edward Chester’s horse and seemed to convince herself that she was doing her very best.

It was a fine dry night, and the light of a young moon, which was then just rising, shed around that peace and tranquillity which gives to evening time its most delicious charm. The lengthened shadows of the trees, softened as if reflected in still water, threw their carpet on the path the travellers pursued, and the light wind stirred yet more softly than before, as though it were soothing Nature in her sleep. By little and little they ceased talking, and rode on side by side in a pleasant silence.

It was a clear night, and the light of a young moon, just starting to rise, created a sense of peace and calm that gives evenings their most delightful charm. The long shadows of the trees, softened as if mirrored in calm water, spread their carpet across the path the travelers were following, and the gentle breeze stirred even more softly than before, as if it were comforting Nature in her sleep. Gradually, they stopped talking and rode side by side in a comfortable silence.

‘The Maypole lights are brilliant to-night,’ said Edward, as they rode along the lane from which, while the intervening trees were bare of leaves, that hostelry was visible.

‘The Maypole lights are stunning tonight,’ said Edward, as they rode along the lane, where the bare trees made the inn visible.

‘Brilliant indeed, sir,’ returned Joe, rising in his stirrups to get a better view. ‘Lights in the large room, and a fire glimmering in the best bedchamber? Why, what company can this be for, I wonder!’

“Brilliant indeed, sir,” Joe replied, rising in his stirrups for a better look. “Lights on in the main room and a fire flickering in the best bedroom? I wonder who’s visiting!”

‘Some benighted horseman wending towards London, and deterred from going on to-night by the marvellous tales of my friend the highwayman, I suppose,’ said Edward.

‘Some clueless horseman making his way to London, and held back from continuing on tonight by the incredible stories of my friend the highwayman, I guess,’ said Edward.

‘He must be a horseman of good quality to have such accommodations. Your bed too, sir—!’

‘He must be a skilled horse rider to have such facilities. Your bed too, sir—!’

‘No matter, Joe. Any other room will do for me. But come—there’s nine striking. We may push on.’

'It's okay, Joe. Any other room works for me. But come on—it's nine o'clock. We should keep going.'

They cantered forward at as brisk a pace as Joe’s charger could attain, and presently stopped in the little copse where he had left her in the morning. Edward dismounted, gave his bridle to his companion, and walked with a light step towards the house.

They cantered forward as quickly as Joe’s horse could go and soon stopped in the small grove where he had left her in the morning. Edward got off his horse, handed the reins to his companion, and walked lightly toward the house.

A female servant was waiting at a side gate in the garden-wall, and admitted him without delay. He hurried along the terrace-walk, and darted up a flight of broad steps leading into an old and gloomy hall, whose walls were ornamented with rusty suits of armour, antlers, weapons of the chase, and suchlike garniture. Here he paused, but not long; for as he looked round, as if expecting the attendant to have followed, and wondering she had not done so, a lovely girl appeared, whose dark hair next moment rested on his breast. Almost at the same instant a heavy hand was laid upon her arm, Edward felt himself thrust away, and Mr Haredale stood between them.

A female servant was waiting at a side gate in the garden wall and let him in right away. He rushed along the terrace and quickly climbed a wide staircase that led into an old, dark hall. The walls were decorated with rusty suits of armor, antlers, hunting weapons, and other such decorations. He paused briefly, looking around as if expecting the servant to have followed him and wondering why she hadn't. Just then, a beautiful girl appeared, and her dark hair soon rested against his chest. Almost at the same moment, a heavy hand clamped down on her arm, Edward felt himself being pushed away, and Mr. Haredale stood between them.

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He regarded the young man sternly without removing his hat; with one hand clasped his niece, and with the other, in which he held his riding-whip, motioned him towards the door. The young man drew himself up, and returned his gaze.

He looked at the young man seriously without taking off his hat; with one hand, he held onto his niece, and with the other, which held his riding whip, he signaled for him to leave. The young man straightened up and met his gaze.

‘This is well done of you, sir, to corrupt my servants, and enter my house unbidden and in secret, like a thief!’ said Mr Haredale. ‘Leave it, sir, and return no more.’

‘This is very clever of you, sir, to bribe my servants and sneak into my house uninvited like a thief!’ said Mr. Haredale. ‘Leave now, sir, and don’t come back.’

‘Miss Haredale’s presence,’ returned the young man, ‘and your relationship to her, give you a licence which, if you are a brave man, you will not abuse. You have compelled me to this course, and the fault is yours—not mine.’

"Miss Haredale being here," replied the young man, "and your connection to her, gives you a permission that, if you're a brave man, you won't misuse. You've forced me into this situation, and it's your fault— not mine."

‘It is neither generous, nor honourable, nor the act of a true man, sir,’ retorted the other, ‘to tamper with the affections of a weak, trusting girl, while you shrink, in your unworthiness, from her guardian and protector, and dare not meet the light of day. More than this I will not say to you, save that I forbid you this house, and require you to be gone.’

"It’s neither kind, nor respectful, nor the action of a real man, sir,” the other replied, “to mess with the feelings of a vulnerable, trusting girl, while you cower, in your shame, from her guardian and protector, and don’t have the guts to face the world. I won't say more to you, except that I’m ordering you to leave this house, and you need to go."

‘It is neither generous, nor honourable, nor the act of a true man to play the spy,’ said Edward. ‘Your words imply dishonour, and I reject them with the scorn they merit.’

‘It’s neither generous nor honorable, nor is it something a real man would do to spy on others,’ said Edward. ‘Your words suggest dishonor, and I reject them with the contempt they deserve.’

‘You will find,’ said Mr Haredale, calmly, ‘your trusty go-between in waiting at the gate by which you entered. I have played no spy’s part, sir. I chanced to see you pass the gate, and followed. You might have heard me knocking for admission, had you been less swift of foot, or lingered in the garden. Please to withdraw. Your presence here is offensive to me and distressful to my niece.’ As he said these words, he passed his arm about the waist of the terrified and weeping girl, and drew her closer to him; and though the habitual severity of his manner was scarcely changed, there was yet apparent in the action an air of kindness and sympathy for her distress.

‘You’ll find,’ Mr. Haredale said calmly, ‘your reliable messenger waiting at the gate you entered. I haven’t played the role of a spy, sir. I happened to see you pass by the gate and followed you. You might have heard me knocking to come in if you hadn’t been so quick or if you had lingered in the garden. Please leave. Your presence here is upsetting to me and distressing to my niece.’ As he spoke, he put his arm around the waist of the terrified, weeping girl and pulled her closer to him; and while his usual severe demeanor didn’t change much, there was still a sense of kindness and sympathy in his actions for her distress.

‘Mr Haredale,’ said Edward, ‘your arm encircles her on whom I have set my every hope and thought, and to purchase one minute’s happiness for whom I would gladly lay down my life; this house is the casket that holds the precious jewel of my existence. Your niece has plighted her faith to me, and I have plighted mine to her. What have I done that you should hold me in this light esteem, and give me these discourteous words?’

‘Mr. Haredale,’ said Edward, ‘your arm is around the person I have put all my hopes and thoughts into, and for whom I would gladly give my life for just one minute of happiness; this house is the treasure chest that holds the most valuable part of my life. Your niece has pledged her faith to me, and I have pledged mine to her. What have I done that you should regard me with such disdain and speak to me so rudely?’

‘You have done that, sir,’ answered Mr Haredale, ‘which must be undone. You have tied a lover’s-knot here which must be cut asunder. Take good heed of what I say. Must. I cancel the bond between ye. I reject you, and all of your kith and kin—all the false, hollow, heartless stock.’

‘You’ve done something that needs to be fixed, sir,’ replied Mr. Haredale. ‘You’ve tied a lover’s knot here that must be cut. Listen carefully to what I’m saying. It must be done. I will break the connection between you. I reject you and all your family—every deceitful, empty, heartless one of them.’

‘High words, sir,’ said Edward, scornfully.

“High words, sir,” Edward said with disdain.

‘Words of purpose and meaning, as you will find,’ replied the other. ‘Lay them to heart.’

‘Words of purpose and meaning, as you’ll see,’ replied the other. ‘Take them to heart.’

‘Lay you then, these,’ said Edward. ‘Your cold and sullen temper, which chills every breast about you, which turns affection into fear, and changes duty into dread, has forced us on this secret course, repugnant to our nature and our wish, and far more foreign, sir, to us than you. I am not a false, a hollow, or a heartless man; the character is yours, who poorly venture on these injurious terms, against the truth, and under the shelter whereof I reminded you just now. You shall not cancel the bond between us. I will not abandon this pursuit. I rely upon your niece’s truth and honour, and set your influence at nought. I leave her with a confidence in her pure faith, which you will never weaken, and with no concern but that I do not leave her in some gentler care.’

“Take this, then,” said Edward. “Your cold and gloomy attitude, which chills everyone around you, turns love into fear, and transforms duty into dread, has forced us onto this secret path, which goes against our nature and wishes, and is far more foreign to us than it is to you. I am not a deceitful, superficial, or heartless man; that’s your character, who dares to engage in these harmful terms, against the truth, and under the guise I just mentioned. You will not break the bond between us. I will not give up this pursuit. I trust in your niece’s truthfulness and honor, dismissing your influence. I leave her with confidence in her pure faith, which you will never weaken, and with no concern other than that I do not leave her in some gentler care."

With that, he pressed her cold hand to his lips, and once more encountering and returning Mr Haredale’s steady look, withdrew.

With that, he pressed her cold hand to his lips and once again met Mr. Haredale’s steady gaze before stepping back.

A few words to Joe as he mounted his horse sufficiently explained what had passed, and renewed all that young gentleman’s despondency with tenfold aggravation. They rode back to the Maypole without exchanging a syllable, and arrived at the door with heavy hearts.

A few words to Joe as he got on his horse clearly explained what had happened, and it multiplied all that young man's hopelessness by ten. They rode back to the Maypole in silence, arriving at the door with heavy hearts.

Old John, who had peeped from behind the red curtain as they rode up shouting for Hugh, was out directly, and said with great importance as he held the young man’s stirrup,

Old John, who had peeked out from behind the red curtain as they rode up shouting for Hugh, came out right away and said importantly while holding the young man’s stirrup,

‘He’s comfortable in bed—the best bed. A thorough gentleman; the smilingest, affablest gentleman I ever had to do with.’

‘He’s cozy in bed—the best bed. A true gentleman; the smiliest, friendliest gentleman I’ve ever met.’

‘Who, Willet?’ said Edward carelessly, as he dismounted.

‘Who, Willet?’ Edward said casually as he got off his horse.

‘Your worthy father, sir,’ replied John. ‘Your honourable, venerable father.’

‘Your esteemed father, sir,’ replied John. ‘Your honorable, respected father.’

‘What does he mean?’ said Edward, looking with a mixture of alarm and doubt, at Joe.

"What does he mean?" Edward asked, looking at Joe with a mix of concern and uncertainty.

‘What DO you mean?’ said Joe. ‘Don’t you see Mr Edward doesn’t understand, father?’

‘What DO you mean?’ Joe said. ‘Don’t you see Mr. Edward doesn’t get it, Dad?’

‘Why, didn’t you know of it, sir?’ said John, opening his eyes wide. ‘How very singular! Bless you, he’s been here ever since noon to-day, and Mr Haredale has been having a long talk with him, and hasn’t been gone an hour.’

“Why, didn’t you know about it, sir?” John asked, his eyes widening. “How strange! I swear, he’s been here since noon today, and Mr. Haredale has been talking with him for a long time, and he just left an hour ago.”

‘My father, Willet!’

"My dad, Willet!"

‘Yes, sir, he told me so—a handsome, slim, upright gentleman, in green-and-gold. In your old room up yonder, sir. No doubt you can go in, sir,’ said John, walking backwards into the road and looking up at the window. ‘He hasn’t put out his candles yet, I see.’

‘Yes, sir, he told me so—a good-looking, slim, upright gentleman, in green and gold. In your old room up there, sir. You can probably go in, sir,’ said John, walking backwards into the road and looking up at the window. ‘I see he hasn’t put out his candles yet.’

Edward glanced at the window also, and hastily murmuring that he had changed his mind—forgotten something—and must return to London, mounted his horse again and rode away; leaving the Willets, father and son, looking at each other in mute astonishment.

Edward glanced at the window as well, quickly mumbling that he had changed his mind—forgotten something—and needed to head back to London. He got back on his horse and rode off, leaving the Willets, father and son, staring at each other in stunned silence.





Chapter 15

At noon next day, John Willet’s guest sat lingering over his breakfast in his own home, surrounded by a variety of comforts, which left the Maypole’s highest flight and utmost stretch of accommodation at an infinite distance behind, and suggested comparisons very much to the disadvantage and disfavour of that venerable tavern.

At noon the next day, John Willet's guest sat enjoying his breakfast in his own home, surrounded by a range of comforts that made the best accommodations at the Maypole seem extremely inferior and prompted comparisons that greatly favored his own place over that old tavern.

In the broad old-fashioned window-seat—as capacious as many modern sofas, and cushioned to serve the purpose of a luxurious settee—in the broad old-fashioned window-seat of a roomy chamber, Mr Chester lounged, very much at his ease, over a well-furnished breakfast-table. He had exchanged his riding-coat for a handsome morning-gown, his boots for slippers; had been at great pains to atone for the having been obliged to make his toilet when he rose without the aid of dressing-case and tiring equipage; and, having gradually forgotten through these means the discomforts of an indifferent night and an early ride, was in a state of perfect complacency, indolence, and satisfaction.

In the wide old-fashioned window seat—big enough to rival many modern sofas, and cushioned like a luxurious couch—Mr. Chester lounged comfortably over a well-set breakfast table in a spacious room. He had swapped his riding coat for a stylish morning robe and his boots for slippers; he had put in considerable effort to make up for having to get ready without his dressing case and grooming supplies when he woke up. As he relaxed into his new look, he slowly forgot about the discomforts of a restless night and an early ride, finding himself in a state of complete contentment, laziness, and satisfaction.

The situation in which he found himself, indeed, was particularly favourable to the growth of these feelings; for, not to mention the lazy influence of a late and lonely breakfast, with the additional sedative of a newspaper, there was an air of repose about his place of residence peculiar to itself, and which hangs about it, even in these times, when it is more bustling and busy than it was in days of yore.

The situation he was in was definitely ideal for these feelings to develop; not to mention the lazy vibe from a late and solitary breakfast, along with the calming effect of a newspaper, there was a unique sense of tranquility about his home, which still lingers today, even though it’s more lively and hectic than it was in the past.

There are, still, worse places than the Temple, on a sultry day, for basking in the sun, or resting idly in the shade. There is yet a drowsiness in its courts, and a dreamy dulness in its trees and gardens; those who pace its lanes and squares may yet hear the echoes of their footsteps on the sounding stones, and read upon its gates, in passing from the tumult of the Strand or Fleet Street, ‘Who enters here leaves noise behind.’ There is still the plash of falling water in fair Fountain Court, and there are yet nooks and corners where dun-haunted students may look down from their dusty garrets, on a vagrant ray of sunlight patching the shade of the tall houses, and seldom troubled to reflect a passing stranger’s form. There is yet, in the Temple, something of a clerkly monkish atmosphere, which public offices of law have not disturbed, and even legal firms have failed to scare away. In summer time, its pumps suggest to thirsty idlers, springs cooler, and more sparkling, and deeper than other wells; and as they trace the spillings of full pitchers on the heated ground, they snuff the freshness, and, sighing, cast sad looks towards the Thames, and think of baths and boats, and saunter on, despondent.

There are still worse places than the Temple on a hot day for soaking up the sun or lounging in the shade. There's a lingering drowsiness in its courts and a dreamy dullness in its trees and gardens; those who walk its paths and squares can still hear the echoes of their footsteps on the resonant stones, and read on its gates, when leaving the noise of the Strand or Fleet Street, ‘Who enters here leaves noise behind.’ The sound of falling water can still be heard in the lovely Fountain Court, and there are still nooks and corners where weary students can peer down from their dusty attics at a stray beam of sunlight breaking through the shade of the tall buildings, seldom disturbed by a passing stranger's shadow. The Temple still carries a bit of a scholar's cloistered vibe that public legal offices haven’t disturbed, and even law firms have not managed to chase away. In the summer, its drinking fountains tempt thirsty passersby with waters cooler, more refreshing, and deeper than other wells; and as they trace the spills of full pitchers on the hot ground, they breathe in the freshness and, with a sigh, cast longing glances toward the Thames, thinking of baths and boats, and meandering on in a state of melancholy.

It was in a room in Paper Buildings—a row of goodly tenements, shaded in front by ancient trees, and looking, at the back, upon the Temple Gardens—that this, our idler, lounged; now taking up again the paper he had laid down a hundred times; now trifling with the fragments of his meal; now pulling forth his golden toothpick, and glancing leisurely about the room, or out at window into the trim garden walks, where a few early loiterers were already pacing to and fro. Here a pair of lovers met to quarrel and make up; there a dark-eyed nursery-maid had better eyes for Templars than her charge; on this hand an ancient spinster, with her lapdog in a string, regarded both enormities with scornful sidelong looks; on that a weazen old gentleman, ogling the nursery-maid, looked with like scorn upon the spinster, and wondered she didn’t know she was no longer young. Apart from all these, on the river’s margin two or three couple of business-talkers walked slowly up and down in earnest conversation; and one young man sat thoughtfully on a bench, alone.

It was in a room in Paper Buildings—a row of nice apartments, shaded in front by old trees, and looking out at the back onto the Temple Gardens—that our slacker lounged; now picking up the paper he had set down a hundred times; now playing with the leftovers of his meal; now pulling out his golden toothpick and casually glancing around the room or out the window into the neat garden paths, where a few early strollers were already pacing back and forth. Here, a couple met to argue and make up; there, a dark-eyed nanny paid more attention to Templars than to the child she was supposed to be watching; on this side, an elderly spinster, with her lapdog on a leash, regarded both situations with disdainful sidelong glances; on that side, a frail old gentleman, eyeing the nanny, looked upon the spinster with similar scorn and wondered why she didn’t see she was no longer young. Away from all of them, by the river’s edge, two or three pairs of people having serious discussions walked slowly back and forth, and one young man sat thoughtfully alone on a bench.

‘Ned is amazingly patient!’ said Mr Chester, glancing at this last-named person as he set down his teacup and plied the golden toothpick, ‘immensely patient! He was sitting yonder when I began to dress, and has scarcely changed his posture since. A most eccentric dog!’

‘Ned is incredibly patient!’ said Mr. Chester, looking at him as he set down his teacup and used the golden toothpick, ‘extremely patient! He was sitting over there when I started to get ready and hasn’t really changed his position since. A very eccentric dog!’

As he spoke, the figure rose, and came towards him with a rapid pace.

As he spoke, the figure stood up and approached him quickly.

‘Really, as if he had heard me,’ said the father, resuming his newspaper with a yawn. ‘Dear Ned!’

‘Honestly, it’s like he heard me,’ said the father, picking up his newspaper again with a yawn. ‘Poor Ned!’

Presently the room-door opened, and the young man entered; to whom his father gently waved his hand, and smiled.

Right then, the door to the room opened, and the young man walked in; his father gently waved his hand and smiled.

‘Are you at leisure for a little conversation, sir?’ said Edward.

"Do you have a moment for a quick chat, sir?" Edward asked.

‘Surely, Ned. I am always at leisure. You know my constitution.—Have you breakfasted?’

‘Of course, Ned. I always have time to relax. You know how I am. Have you had breakfast yet?’

‘Three hours ago.’

"3 hours ago."

‘What a very early dog!’ cried his father, contemplating him from behind the toothpick, with a languid smile.

‘What a really early dog!’ exclaimed his father, looking at him from behind the toothpick, with a relaxed smile.

‘The truth is,’ said Edward, bringing a chair forward, and seating himself near the table, ‘that I slept but ill last night, and was glad to rise. The cause of my uneasiness cannot but be known to you, sir; and it is upon that I wish to speak.’

‘The truth is,’ Edward said, pulling a chair closer and sitting down at the table, ‘I didn't sleep well last night, and I was relieved to get up. You must already know the reason for my unease, sir; that's what I want to talk about.’

‘My dear boy,’ returned his father, ‘confide in me, I beg. But you know my constitution—don’t be prosy, Ned.’

‘My dear boy,’ his father replied, ‘please confide in me, I beg you. But you know how I am—don’t be boring, Ned.’

‘I will be plain, and brief,’ said Edward.

"I'll be straightforward and quick," said Edward.

‘Don’t say you will, my good fellow,’ returned his father, crossing his legs, ‘or you certainly will not. You are going to tell me’—

‘Don’t say you will, my good man,’ replied his father, crossing his legs, ‘or you definitely won’t. You’re going to tell me’—

‘Plainly this, then,’ said the son, with an air of great concern, ‘that I know where you were last night—from being on the spot, indeed—and whom you saw, and what your purpose was.’

“Clearly this, then,” the son said, looking very worried, “I know where you were last night—having been there myself—and who you saw, and what your intention was.”

‘You don’t say so!’ cried his father. ‘I am delighted to hear it. It saves us the worry, and terrible wear and tear of a long explanation, and is a great relief for both. At the very house! Why didn’t you come up? I should have been charmed to see you.’

‘You don’t say!’ his father exclaimed. ‘I’m so glad to hear that. It saves us the hassle and stress of a long explanation, and it’s a huge relief for both of us. Right at the house! Why didn’t you come upstairs? I would have loved to see you.’

‘I knew that what I had to say would be better said after a night’s reflection, when both of us were cool,’ returned the son.

"I knew that what I had to say would be better expressed after a night to think it over when we were both calmer," the son replied.

‘’Fore Gad, Ned,’ rejoined the father, ‘I was cool enough last night. That detestable Maypole! By some infernal contrivance of the builder, it holds the wind, and keeps it fresh. You remember the sharp east wind that blew so hard five weeks ago? I give you my honour it was rampant in that old house last night, though out of doors there was a dead calm. But you were saying’—

“Honestly, Ned,” the father replied, “I was pretty calm last night. That awful Maypole! Thanks to some terrible design by the builder, it catches the wind and keeps it blowing strong. Do you remember that sharp east wind that hit us so hard five weeks ago? I swear it was fierce in that old house last night, even though outside it was completely still. But you were saying—”

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‘I was about to say, Heaven knows how seriously and earnestly, that you have made me wretched, sir. Will you hear me gravely for a moment?’

‘I was just going to say, honestly and sincerely, that you have made me miserable, sir. Will you listen to me seriously for a moment?’

‘My dear Ned,’ said his father, ‘I will hear you with the patience of an anchorite. Oblige me with the milk.’

‘My dear Ned,’ said his father, ‘I will listen to you with the patience of a hermit. Please get me the milk.’

‘I saw Miss Haredale last night,’ Edward resumed, when he had complied with this request; ‘her uncle, in her presence, immediately after your interview, and, as of course I know, in consequence of it, forbade me the house, and, with circumstances of indignity which are of your creation I am sure, commanded me to leave it on the instant.’

‘I saw Miss Haredale last night,’ Edward continued, after he had fulfilled this request; ‘her uncle, right in front of her, right after your conversation, and, as I know from experience, because of it, kicked me out of the house and, with a level of disrespect that I’m sure you’re responsible for, ordered me to leave immediately.’

‘For his manner of doing so, I give you my honour, Ned, I am not accountable,’ said his father. ‘That you must excuse. He is a mere boor, a log, a brute, with no address in life.—Positively a fly in the jug. The first I have seen this year.’

‘As for how he went about it, I swear, Ned, I can’t be held responsible,’ said his father. ‘You’ll have to overlook that. He’s just a total oaf, a dullard, a beast, with no social skills at all.—Definitely a fly in the ointment. The first one I’ve seen this year.’

Edward rose, and paced the room. His imperturbable parent sipped his tea.

Edward got up and walked around the room. His calm parent sipped their tea.

‘Father,’ said the young man, stopping at length before him, ‘we must not trifle in this matter. We must not deceive each other, or ourselves. Let me pursue the manly open part I wish to take, and do not repel me by this unkind indifference.’

‘Dad,’ said the young man, finally stopping in front of him, ‘we can't play around with this. We shouldn’t deceive each other or ourselves. Let me follow the honest, straightforward path I want to take, and don’t push me away with this cold indifference.’

‘Whether I am indifferent or no,’ returned the other, ‘I leave you, my dear boy, to judge. A ride of twenty-five or thirty miles, through miry roads—a Maypole dinner—a tete-a-tete with Haredale, which, vanity apart, was quite a Valentine and Orson business—a Maypole bed—a Maypole landlord, and a Maypole retinue of idiots and centaurs;—whether the voluntary endurance of these things looks like indifference, dear Ned, or like the excessive anxiety, and devotion, and all that sort of thing, of a parent, you shall determine for yourself.’

“Whether I care or not,” the other replied, “I'll let you decide, my dear boy. A ride of twenty-five or thirty miles on muddy roads—a dinner at the Maypole—a one-on-one with Haredale, which, putting aside vanity, was quite the Prince and the Pauper situation—a Maypole bed—a Maypole landlord, and a Maypole crew of fools and half-wits; whether voluntarily putting up with all this seems like indifference, dear Ned, or like excessive worry and devotion of a parent, you can figure that out for yourself.”

‘I wish you to consider, sir,’ said Edward, ‘in what a cruel situation I am placed. Loving Miss Haredale as I do’—

‘I want you to think about, sir,’ said Edward, ‘how cruel my situation is. Loving Miss Haredale as I do—’

‘My dear fellow,’ interrupted his father with a compassionate smile, ‘you do nothing of the kind. You don’t know anything about it. There’s no such thing, I assure you. Now, do take my word for it. You have good sense, Ned,—great good sense. I wonder you should be guilty of such amazing absurdities. You really surprise me.’

‘My dear friend,’ his father interrupted with a sympathetic smile, ‘you’re not doing anything of the sort. You don’t know anything about it. It doesn’t exist, I promise you. So, please take my word for it. You’re reasonable, Ned—very reasonable. I can’t believe you could hold such ridiculous ideas. You honestly surprise me.’

‘I repeat,’ said his son firmly, ‘that I love her. You have interposed to part us, and have, to the extent I have just now told you of, succeeded. May I induce you, sir, in time, to think more favourably of our attachment, or is it your intention and your fixed design to hold us asunder if you can?’

“I’ll say it again,” his son said firmly, “I love her. You’ve stepped in to keep us apart, and, to the extent I just mentioned, you’ve succeeded. Can I persuade you, sir, over time, to have a more positive view of our relationship, or is it your intention and your firm plan to keep us separated if you can?”

‘My dear Ned,’ returned his father, taking a pinch of snuff and pushing his box towards him, ‘that is my purpose most undoubtedly.’

‘My dear Ned,’ his father replied, taking a pinch of snuff and pushing his box toward him, ‘that is definitely my intention.’

‘The time that has elapsed,’ rejoined his son, ‘since I began to know her worth, has flown in such a dream that until now I have hardly once paused to reflect upon my true position. What is it? From my childhood I have been accustomed to luxury and idleness, and have been bred as though my fortune were large, and my expectations almost without a limit. The idea of wealth has been familiarised to me from my cradle. I have been taught to look upon those means, by which men raise themselves to riches and distinction, as being beyond my heeding, and beneath my care. I have been, as the phrase is, liberally educated, and am fit for nothing. I find myself at last wholly dependent upon you, with no resource but in your favour. In this momentous question of my life we do not, and it would seem we never can, agree. I have shrunk instinctively alike from those to whom you have urged me to pay court, and from the motives of interest and gain which have rendered them in your eyes visible objects for my suit. If there never has been thus much plain-speaking between us before, sir, the fault has not been mine, indeed. If I seem to speak too plainly now, it is, believe me father, in the hope that there may be a franker spirit, a worthier reliance, and a kinder confidence between us in time to come.’

“The time that has passed,” his son replied, “since I started to understand her worth has gone by in such a blur that until now I’ve hardly paused to think about my true situation. What is it? Since childhood, I’ve been used to luxury and laziness, raised as if my wealth was substantial and my expectations nearly limitless. The concept of money has been familiar to me from the start. I’ve been taught to see the paths people take to achieve wealth and status as something beneath my consideration. I’ve been, as they say, well-educated, but I’m suited for nothing. I find myself completely dependent on you, with no hope except in your goodwill. In this crucial issue in my life, we don’t agree, and it seems we never can. I instinctively shy away from those you’ve encouraged me to befriend and from the motivations of interest and profit that have made them seem like worthy targets in your eyes. If we’ve never had this level of honesty before, sir, it’s not my fault. If I seem straightforward now, believe me, Father, it’s with the hope that in the future we can have a more open spirit, a more deserving trust, and a warmer confidence between us.”

‘My good fellow,’ said his smiling father, ‘you quite affect me. Go on, my dear Edward, I beg. But remember your promise. There is great earnestness, vast candour, a manifest sincerity in all you say, but I fear I observe the faintest indications of a tendency to prose.’

“Hey there, my good man,” said his smiling father, “you really touch me. Please, continue, my dear Edward. But don’t forget your promise. There’s a lot of seriousness, great honesty, and clear sincerity in everything you’re saying, but I’m afraid I’m noticing the slightest signs of a tendency to ramble.”

‘I am very sorry, sir.’

"I'm really sorry, sir."

‘I am very sorry, too, Ned, but you know that I cannot fix my mind for any long period upon one subject. If you’ll come to the point at once, I’ll imagine all that ought to go before, and conclude it said. Oblige me with the milk again. Listening, invariably makes me feverish.’

‘I’m really sorry too, Ned, but you know I can’t focus on one thing for too long. If you’ll get to the point right away, I’ll picture everything that needs to be said and just assume it’s been said. Please bring me the milk again. Listening always makes me feel anxious.’

‘What I would say then, tends to this,’ said Edward. ‘I cannot bear this absolute dependence, sir, even upon you. Time has been lost and opportunity thrown away, but I am yet a young man, and may retrieve it. Will you give me the means of devoting such abilities and energies as I possess, to some worthy pursuit? Will you let me try to make for myself an honourable path in life? For any term you please to name—say for five years if you will—I will pledge myself to move no further in the matter of our difference without your full concurrence. During that period, I will endeavour earnestly and patiently, if ever man did, to open some prospect for myself, and free you from the burden you fear I should become if I married one whose worth and beauty are her chief endowments. Will you do this, sir? At the expiration of the term we agree upon, let us discuss this subject again. Till then, unless it is revived by you, let it never be renewed between us.’

“What I’m saying is this,” Edward said. “I can’t stand this total dependence, sir, even on you. Time has been wasted and opportunities thrown away, but I’m still a young man, and I can make up for it. Will you help me devote my skills and energy to something worthwhile? Will you allow me to try to carve out an honorable path in life for myself? For any time frame you want—say five years, if you’d like—I promise not to progress any further in our disagreement without your full agreement. During that time, I will work hard and patiently, like no one ever has, to create a future for myself, and set you free from the burden you worry I’d become if I married someone whose main qualities are her worth and beauty. Will you do this, sir? Once the agreed time is up, let’s talk about this again. Until then, unless you bring it up, let’s not revisit it.”

‘My dear Ned,’ returned his father, laying down the newspaper at which he had been glancing carelessly, and throwing himself back in the window-seat, ‘I believe you know how very much I dislike what are called family affairs, which are only fit for plebeian Christmas days, and have no manner of business with people of our condition. But as you are proceeding upon a mistake, Ned—altogether upon a mistake—I will conquer my repugnance to entering on such matters, and give you a perfectly plain and candid answer, if you will do me the favour to shut the door.’

“Dear Ned,” his father replied, putting down the newspaper he had been skimming and sinking back into the window seat, “I think you know how much I really dislike what people call family matters, which are only suitable for ordinary Christmas gatherings and have nothing to do with people like us. But since you’re making a mistake—completely mistaken—I’ll set aside my reluctance to discuss these issues and give you a straightforward and honest answer, if you would do me the favor of closing the door.”

Edward having obeyed him, he took an elegant little knife from his pocket, and paring his nails, continued:

Edward obeyed him, and he took out a stylish little knife from his pocket, trimming his nails as he continued:

‘You have to thank me, Ned, for being of good family; for your mother, charming person as she was, and almost broken-hearted, and so forth, as she left me, when she was prematurely compelled to become immortal—had nothing to boast of in that respect.’

‘You should thank me, Ned, for coming from a good family; because your mother, a lovely person as she was, and nearly heartbroken, and so on, when she had to leave me, when she was forced to become immortal too soon—had nothing to feel proud of in that regard.’

‘Her father was at least an eminent lawyer, sir,’ said Edward.

“Her dad was at least a well-known lawyer, sir,” Edward said.

‘Quite right, Ned; perfectly so. He stood high at the bar, had a great name and great wealth, but having risen from nothing—I have always closed my eyes to the circumstance and steadily resisted its contemplation, but I fear his father dealt in pork, and that his business did once involve cow-heel and sausages—he wished to marry his daughter into a good family. He had his heart’s desire, Ned. I was a younger son’s younger son, and I married her. We each had our object, and gained it. She stepped at once into the politest and best circles, and I stepped into a fortune which I assure you was very necessary to my comfort—quite indispensable. Now, my good fellow, that fortune is among the things that have been. It is gone, Ned, and has been gone—how old are you? I always forget.’

"That's exactly right, Ned; absolutely. He had a prominent position, a great reputation, and a lot of money, but since he came from humble beginnings—I’ve always tried not to think about it, but honestly, I think his father sold pork, and his business used to include cow-heel and sausages—he wanted to marry his daughter into a respectable family. He got his wish, Ned. I was the younger son of a younger son, and I married her. We both achieved our goals. She immediately entered the finest social circles, and I gained a fortune that I assure you was crucial for my comfort—completely necessary. Now, my good man, that fortune is just a thing of the past. It’s gone, Ned, and has been gone—how old are you? I always forget."

‘Seven-and-twenty, sir.’

‘Twenty-seven, sir.’

‘Are you indeed?’ cried his father, raising his eyelids in a languishing surprise. ‘So much! Then I should say, Ned, that as nearly as I remember, its skirts vanished from human knowledge, about eighteen or nineteen years ago. It was about that time when I came to live in these chambers (once your grandfather’s, and bequeathed by that extremely respectable person to me), and commenced to live upon an inconsiderable annuity and my past reputation.’

‘Are you really?’ exclaimed his father, lifting his eyebrows in a faint surprise. ‘So much! Then I’d say, Ned, that as far as I can remember, its skirts disappeared from human knowledge around eighteen or nineteen years ago. It was around that time when I moved into these rooms (once your grandfather's, and left to me by that very respectable person) and started to live on a small annuity and my past reputation.’

‘You are jesting with me, sir,’ said Edward.

‘You’re joking with me, sir,’ said Edward.

‘Not in the slightest degree, I assure you,’ returned his father with great composure. ‘These family topics are so extremely dry, that I am sorry to say they don’t admit of any such relief. It is for that reason, and because they have an appearance of business, that I dislike them so very much. Well! You know the rest. A son, Ned, unless he is old enough to be a companion—that is to say, unless he is some two or three and twenty—is not the kind of thing to have about one. He is a restraint upon his father, his father is a restraint upon him, and they make each other mutually uncomfortable. Therefore, until within the last four years or so—I have a poor memory for dates, and if I mistake, you will correct me in your own mind—you pursued your studies at a distance, and picked up a great variety of accomplishments. Occasionally we passed a week or two together here, and disconcerted each other as only such near relations can. At last you came home. I candidly tell you, my dear boy, that if you had been awkward and overgrown, I should have exported you to some distant part of the world.’

“Not at all, I promise you,” his father replied calmly. “These family subjects are so incredibly dull that I’m afraid they don’t allow for any kind of relief. That’s why I dislike them so much, and because they seem to involve business. Well! You know the rest. A son, Ned, unless he’s old enough to be a friend—that is, at least in his early twenties—is not the kind of person you want around. He’s a burden to his father, and the father is a burden to him, making them both uncomfortable. So, until about four years ago—I have a poor memory for dates, and if I’m wrong, you can correct me in your mind—you studied from a distance and gained a wide range of skills. Occasionally, we spent a week or two together here, and managed to unsettle each other as only close relatives can. Eventually, you came home. I’ll be honest with you, my dear boy, if you had been clumsy and lanky, I would have sent you off to some far corner of the world.”

‘I wish with all my soul you had, sir,’ said Edward.

“I really wish you had, sir,” Edward said.

‘No you don’t, Ned,’ said his father coolly; ‘you are mistaken, I assure you. I found you a handsome, prepossessing, elegant fellow, and I threw you into the society I can still command. Having done that, my dear fellow, I consider that I have provided for you in life, and rely upon your doing something to provide for me in return.’

‘No, you don’t, Ned,’ his father said calmly. ‘You’re wrong, I assure you. I found you to be a handsome, charming, and refined young man, and I introduced you to the social circles I still have access to. Having done that, my dear boy, I believe I’ve set you up for success in life, and I expect you to do something to support me in return.’

‘I do not understand your meaning, sir.’

‘I don’t understand what you mean, sir.’

‘My meaning, Ned, is obvious—I observe another fly in the cream-jug, but have the goodness not to take it out as you did the first, for their walk when their legs are milky, is extremely ungraceful and disagreeable—my meaning is, that you must do as I did; that you must marry well and make the most of yourself.’

‘What I mean, Ned, is clear—I see another fly in the cream jug, but I’m being nice and not taking it out like you did the first time, because when their legs are covered in cream, it looks really awkward and unpleasant. What I'm saying is that you should follow my example; you need to marry someone good and make the best of yourself.’

‘A mere fortune-hunter!’ cried the son, indignantly.

“A total gold digger!” the son exclaimed, outraged.

‘What in the devil’s name, Ned, would you be!’ returned the father. ‘All men are fortune-hunters, are they not? The law, the church, the court, the camp—see how they are all crowded with fortune-hunters, jostling each other in the pursuit. The stock-exchange, the pulpit, the counting-house, the royal drawing-room, the senate,—what but fortune-hunters are they filled with? A fortune-hunter! Yes. You ARE one; and you would be nothing else, my dear Ned, if you were the greatest courtier, lawyer, legislator, prelate, or merchant, in existence. If you are squeamish and moral, Ned, console yourself with the reflection that at the very worst your fortune-hunting can make but one person miserable or unhappy. How many people do you suppose these other kinds of huntsmen crush in following their sport—hundreds at a step? Or thousands?’

"What on earth, Ned, are you doing?" replied the father. "Aren't all men after wealth? Look at the law, the church, the courts, the military—see how they’re all packed with people chasing after riches, bumping into each other in the process. The stock exchange, the pulpit, the office, the royal drawing room, the senate—what are they filled with if not fortune-seekers? A fortune-seeker! Yes. You ARE one; and you wouldn't be anything else, my dear Ned, even if you were the most important courtier, lawyer, legislator, bishop, or merchant out there. If you're feeling squeamish and principled, Ned, take comfort in knowing that at the very worst, your pursuit of wealth can only make one person miserable or unhappy. How many people do you think these other types of hunters trample on in their chase—hundreds at a time? Or thousands?"

The young man leant his head upon his hand, and made no answer.

The young man rested his head on his hand and didn’t respond.

‘I am quite charmed,’ said the father rising, and walking slowly to and fro—stopping now and then to glance at himself in the mirror, or survey a picture through his glass, with the air of a connoisseur, ‘that we have had this conversation, Ned, unpromising as it was. It establishes a confidence between us which is quite delightful, and was certainly necessary, though how you can ever have mistaken our positions and designs, I confess I cannot understand. I conceived, until I found your fancy for this girl, that all these points were tacitly agreed upon between us.’

“I’m quite charmed,” said the father as he stood up and walked slowly back and forth—pausing now and then to check himself in the mirror or look at a painting through his glasses, acting like a connoisseur. “I’m glad we had this conversation, Ned, even though it started off on a bad note. It builds a trust between us that is really nice and definitely needed, though I honestly can’t understand how you could have gotten our positions and intentions so wrong. I thought, until I discovered your interest in this girl, that we had silently agreed on all these points.”

‘I knew you were embarrassed, sir,’ returned the son, raising his head for a moment, and then falling into his former attitude, ‘but I had no idea we were the beggared wretches you describe. How could I suppose it, bred as I have been; witnessing the life you have always led; and the appearance you have always made?’

‘I knew you were embarrassed, sir,’ replied the son, lifting his head for a moment before returning to his previous posture, ‘but I had no idea we were the miserable outcasts you describe. How could I think that, given how I was raised; seeing the life you’ve always lived; and the image you’ve always presented?’

‘My dear child,’ said the father—‘for you really talk so like a child that I must call you one—you were bred upon a careful principle; the very manner of your education, I assure you, maintained my credit surprisingly. As to the life I lead, I must lead it, Ned. I must have these little refinements about me. I have always been used to them, and I cannot exist without them. They must surround me, you observe, and therefore they are here. With regard to our circumstances, Ned, you may set your mind at rest upon that score. They are desperate. Your own appearance is by no means despicable, and our joint pocket-money alone devours our income. That’s the truth.’

“Dear child,” said the father, “since you really speak so much like a child, I must call you one. You were raised with great care; the way you were educated, I assure you, upheld my reputation surprisingly well. As for the life I lead, it’s a necessity, Ned. I need these little refinements around me. I’ve always been accustomed to them, and I can’t live without them. They have to surround me, as you can see, and that’s why they’re here. Regarding our situation, Ned, you can stop worrying about that. It's pretty dire. Your own appearance is certainly not unimpressive, but our combined allowance alone eats up our income. That’s the reality.”

‘Why have I never known this before? Why have you encouraged me, sir, to an expenditure and mode of life to which we have no right or title?’

‘Why have I never realized this before? Why have you pushed me, sir, to spend money and live a lifestyle we have no claim to?’

‘My good fellow,’ returned his father more compassionately than ever, ‘if you made no appearance, how could you possibly succeed in the pursuit for which I destined you? As to our mode of life, every man has a right to live in the best way he can; and to make himself as comfortable as he can, or he is an unnatural scoundrel. Our debts, I grant, are very great, and therefore it the more behoves you, as a young man of principle and honour, to pay them off as speedily as possible.’

‘My good friend,’ his father replied more kindly than ever, ‘if you don’t show up, how can you expect to succeed in the pursuit I envisioned for you? As for how we live, everyone has the right to live in the best way they can and to make themselves as comfortable as possible, or they are truly a disgrace. I acknowledge that our debts are quite significant, and that’s why it’s even more important for you, as a young man of integrity and honor, to pay them off as quickly as you can.’

‘The villain’s part,’ muttered Edward, ‘that I have unconsciously played! I to win the heart of Emma Haredale! I would, for her sake, I had died first!’

‘The villain's role,’ Edward muttered, ‘that I have unwittingly played! To win the heart of Emma Haredale! For her sake, I wish I had died first!’

‘I am glad you see, Ned,’ returned his father, ‘how perfectly self-evident it is, that nothing can be done in that quarter. But apart from this, and the necessity of your speedily bestowing yourself on another (as you know you could to-morrow, if you chose), I wish you’d look upon it pleasantly. In a religious point of view alone, how could you ever think of uniting yourself to a Catholic, unless she was amazingly rich? You ought to be so very Protestant, coming of such a Protestant family as you do. Let us be moral, Ned, or we are nothing. Even if one could set that objection aside, which is impossible, we come to another which is quite conclusive. The very idea of marrying a girl whose father was killed, like meat! Good God, Ned, how disagreeable! Consider the impossibility of having any respect for your father-in-law under such unpleasant circumstances—think of his having been “viewed” by jurors, and “sat upon” by coroners, and of his very doubtful position in the family ever afterwards. It seems to me such an indelicate sort of thing that I really think the girl ought to have been put to death by the state to prevent its happening. But I tease you perhaps. You would rather be alone? My dear Ned, most willingly. God bless you. I shall be going out presently, but we shall meet to-night, or if not to-night, certainly to-morrow. Take care of yourself in the mean time, for both our sakes. You are a person of great consequence to me, Ned—of vast consequence indeed. God bless you!’

‘I’m glad you understand, Ned,’ his father replied, ‘how completely obvious it is that nothing can be done about that. But aside from that, and the need for you to soon find someone else (as you know you could easily do tomorrow if you wanted), I wish you’d try to look at it positively. From a religious standpoint, how could you even think about marrying a Catholic unless she was incredibly wealthy? You should be very Protestant, given your Protestant background. Let’s be principled, Ned, or we’re nothing. Even if we could overlook that issue, which is impossible, we face another that’s quite decisive. The very thought of marrying a girl whose father was killed, like an animal! Good God, Ned, how awful! Think about how you could have any respect for your father-in-law under such grim circumstances—imagine him being “viewed” by jurors and “examined” by coroners, and his very uncertain status in the family afterward. It seems so indelicate to me that I honestly believe the state should have put the girl to death to prevent it from happening. But I’m probably teasing you too much. Would you rather be on your own? My dear Ned, I certainly would. God bless you. I’ll be heading out soon, but we’ll meet tonight, or if not tonight, definitely tomorrow. Take care of yourself in the meantime, for both our sakes. You mean a lot to me, Ned—of immense importance indeed. God bless you!’

With these words, the father, who had been arranging his cravat in the glass, while he uttered them in a disconnected careless manner, withdrew, humming a tune as he went. The son, who had appeared so lost in thought as not to hear or understand them, remained quite still and silent. After the lapse of half an hour or so, the elder Chester, gaily dressed, went out. The younger still sat with his head resting on his hands, in what appeared to be a kind of stupor.

With these words, the father, who had been fixing his tie in the mirror while saying them in a disjointed, casual way, left, humming a tune as he walked away. The son, who seemed so deep in thought that he didn’t notice or comprehend them, remained completely still and silent. After about half an hour, the older Chester, dressed brightly, went out. The younger one still sat with his head resting on his hands, looking like he was in a daze.





Chapter 16

A series of pictures representing the streets of London in the night, even at the comparatively recent date of this tale, would present to the eye something so very different in character from the reality which is witnessed in these times, that it would be difficult for the beholder to recognise his most familiar walks in the altered aspect of little more than half a century ago.

A collection of photos showing the streets of London at night, even at the relatively recent time of this story, would look so different from the reality we see today that it would be hard for someone to recognize their most familiar routes in the changed look of just over fifty years ago.

They were, one and all, from the broadest and best to the narrowest and least frequented, very dark. The oil and cotton lamps, though regularly trimmed twice or thrice in the long winter nights, burnt feebly at the best; and at a late hour, when they were unassisted by the lamps and candles in the shops, cast but a narrow track of doubtful light upon the footway, leaving the projecting doors and house-fronts in the deepest gloom. Many of the courts and lanes were left in total darkness; those of the meaner sort, where one glimmering light twinkled for a score of houses, being favoured in no slight degree. Even in these places, the inhabitants had often good reason for extinguishing their lamp as soon as it was lighted; and the watch being utterly inefficient and powerless to prevent them, they did so at their pleasure. Thus, in the lightest thoroughfares, there was at every turn some obscure and dangerous spot whither a thief might fly or shelter, and few would care to follow; and the city being belted round by fields, green lanes, waste grounds, and lonely roads, dividing it at that time from the suburbs that have joined it since, escape, even where the pursuit was hot, was rendered easy.

They were all very dark, from the busiest streets to the quietest alleys. The oil and cotton lamps, even though they were trimmed two or three times during the long winter nights, barely gave off any light at all; and late at night, when they weren't supplemented by lamps and candles from the shops, they only provided a faint trail of uncertain light on the sidewalk, leaving the doors and building facades in deep shadow. Many of the courts and lanes were completely dark, especially the poorer areas, where one flickering light struggled to illuminate a dozen houses. Even in these spots, residents often had good reason to turn off their lamps as soon as they were lit; and since the watch was completely ineffective and unable to stop them, they did so whenever they wanted. Thus, even on the brightest streets, there were dark and dangerous corners where a thief could hide, and few would be willing to follow; and with the city surrounded by fields, green paths, vacant lots, and lonely roads, which separated it from the suburbs that have since merged, escaping was quite easy, even when the chase was intense.

It is no wonder that with these favouring circumstances in full and constant operation, street robberies, often accompanied by cruel wounds, and not unfrequently by loss of life, should have been of nightly occurrence in the very heart of London, or that quiet folks should have had great dread of traversing its streets after the shops were closed. It was not unusual for those who wended home alone at midnight, to keep the middle of the road, the better to guard against surprise from lurking footpads; few would venture to repair at a late hour to Kentish Town or Hampstead, or even to Kensington or Chelsea, unarmed and unattended; while he who had been loudest and most valiant at the supper-table or the tavern, and had but a mile or so to go, was glad to fee a link-boy to escort him home.

It’s no surprise that with these favorable conditions in play, street robberies—often involving serious injuries and sometimes even death—were a regular occurrence in the very heart of London, and that peaceful people were afraid to walk its streets after the shops closed. It was common for those heading home alone at midnight to stick to the middle of the road to better protect themselves from surprise attacks by muggers; few would dare to travel late to Kentish Town or Hampstead, or even Kensington or Chelsea, without being armed and accompanied. Meanwhile, someone who had been the loudest and bravest at the dinner table or the pub, with just a mile or so to go, would happily hire a link-boy to walk him home.

There were many other characteristics—not quite so disagreeable—about the thoroughfares of London then, with which they had been long familiar. Some of the shops, especially those to the eastward of Temple Bar, still adhered to the old practice of hanging out a sign; and the creaking and swinging of these boards in their iron frames on windy nights, formed a strange and mournful concert for the ears of those who lay awake in bed or hurried through the streets. Long stands of hackney-chairs and groups of chairmen, compared with whom the coachmen of our day are gentle and polite, obstructed the way and filled the air with clamour; night-cellars, indicated by a little stream of light crossing the pavement, and stretching out half-way into the road, and by the stifled roar of voices from below, yawned for the reception and entertainment of the most abandoned of both sexes; under every shed and bulk small groups of link-boys gamed away the earnings of the day; or one more weary than the rest, gave way to sleep, and let the fragment of his torch fall hissing on the puddled ground.

There were many other characteristics—not quite so unpleasant—about the streets of London back then, which they had known for a long time. Some of the shops, especially those to the east of Temple Bar, still followed the old tradition of hanging out a sign; and the creaking and swinging of these boards in their iron frames on windy nights created a strange and mournful soundtrack for those lying awake in bed or rushing through the streets. Long lines of hackney carriages and groups of chairmen, who were much less polite than today’s coaches, blocked the way and filled the air with noise; night cellars, marked by a little stream of light crossing the pavement and extending halfway into the street, along with the muffled roar of voices from below, beckoned to the most reckless of both genders; under every shed and bulk, small groups of link boys spent their earnings on games; or one who was more tired than the others, gave in to sleep, letting the remainder of his torch fall hissing onto the wet ground.

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Then there was the watch with staff and lantern crying the hour, and the kind of weather; and those who woke up at his voice and turned them round in bed, were glad to hear it rained, or snowed, or blew, or froze, for very comfort’s sake. The solitary passenger was startled by the chairmen’s cry of ‘By your leave there!’ as two came trotting past him with their empty vehicle—carried backwards to show its being disengaged—and hurried to the nearest stand. Many a private chair, too, inclosing some fine lady, monstrously hooped and furbelowed, and preceded by running-footmen bearing flambeaux—for which extinguishers are yet suspended before the doors of a few houses of the better sort—made the way gay and light as it danced along, and darker and more dismal when it had passed. It was not unusual for these running gentry, who carried it with a very high hand, to quarrel in the servants’ hall while waiting for their masters and mistresses; and, falling to blows either there or in the street without, to strew the place of skirmish with hair-powder, fragments of bag-wigs, and scattered nosegays. Gaming, the vice which ran so high among all classes (the fashion being of course set by the upper), was generally the cause of these disputes; for cards and dice were as openly used, and worked as much mischief, and yielded as much excitement below stairs, as above. While incidents like these, arising out of drums and masquerades and parties at quadrille, were passing at the west end of the town, heavy stagecoaches and scarce heavier waggons were lumbering slowly towards the city, the coachmen, guard, and passengers, armed to the teeth, and the coach—a day or so perhaps behind its time, but that was nothing—despoiled by highwaymen; who made no scruple to attack, alone and single-handed, a whole caravan of goods and men, and sometimes shot a passenger or two, and were sometimes shot themselves, as the case might be. On the morrow, rumours of this new act of daring on the road yielded matter for a few hours’ conversation through the town, and a Public Progress of some fine gentleman (half-drunk) to Tyburn, dressed in the newest fashion, and damning the ordinary with unspeakable gallantry and grace, furnished to the populace, at once a pleasant excitement and a wholesome and profound example.

Then there was the watchman with his staff and lantern announcing the hour, along with the kind of weather; and those who woke up at his call and turned over in bed felt relieved to hear that it was raining, snowing, windy, or freezing, for comfort's sake. The lone passenger was startled by the chairmen's shout of "By your leave there!" as two men trotted past him with their empty chair—carried backwards to show it was available—and rushed to the nearest stand. Many private chairs, too, containing some elegant lady, extravagantly dressed and preceded by footmen carrying torches—whose extinguishers still hang before the doors of a few upscale homes—made the streets lively and bright as they floated by, and darker and gloomier once they had passed. It wasn’t uncommon for these running footmen, who carried themselves with an air of superiority, to argue in the servants' hall while waiting for their employers; and, if things escalated into a fight either there or outside on the street, they would leave the area of the brawl scattered with hair powder, pieces of wigs, and broken flowers. Gambling, a vice rampant among all classes (with the upper class setting the trend), was usually the root of these clashes; for cards and dice were used just as openly downstairs as they were upstairs, creating just as much trouble and excitement. While these incidents, stemming from parades and masquerades and card parties, were happening in the fashionable part of town, heavy stagecoaches and even heavier wagons were creaking slowly toward the city, with the drivers, guards, and passengers heavily armed, while the coach—perhaps a day or so late, but that was nothing—was often looted by highwaymen; who had no hesitation in attacking, alone and unafraid, a whole convoy of goods and people, sometimes shooting a passenger or two, and sometimes getting shot themselves, depending on the situation. The next day, news of this daring robbery on the road sparked a few hours of conversation throughout the town, and a public display of some gentleman (half-drunk) heading to Tyburn, dressed in the latest fashion, cursing the ordinary with incredible bravado and flair, provided the people both a thrilling distraction and a good example to reflect on.

Among all the dangerous characters who, in such a state of society, prowled and skulked in the metropolis at night, there was one man from whom many as uncouth and fierce as he, shrunk with an involuntary dread. Who he was, or whence he came, was a question often asked, but which none could answer. His name was unknown, he had never been seen until within about eight days or thereabouts, and was equally a stranger to the old ruffians, upon whose haunts he ventured fearlessly, as to the young. He could be no spy, for he never removed his slouched hat to look about him, entered into conversation with no man, heeded nothing that passed, listened to no discourse, regarded nobody that came or went. But so surely as the dead of night set in, so surely this man was in the midst of the loose concourse in the night-cellar where outcasts of every grade resorted; and there he sat till morning.

Among all the dangerous characters who prowled and lurked in the city at night, there was one man who made even the toughest among them shrink back in fear. Nobody knew who he was or where he came from, a question often asked but never answered. His name was unknown, and he had only been seen for about a week; he was just as unfamiliar to the old criminals whose hangouts he boldly entered as he was to the younger ones. He couldn't be a spy since he never took off his slouched hat to look around, never spoke to anyone, ignored everything going on around him, and didn’t pay attention to anyone coming or going. But as sure as night fell, this man was always in the midst of the loose crowd in the night spot where outcasts of every kind gathered, and there he sat until morning.

He was not only a spectre at their licentious feasts; a something in the midst of their revelry and riot that chilled and haunted them; but out of doors he was the same. Directly it was dark, he was abroad—never in company with any one, but always alone; never lingering or loitering, but always walking swiftly; and looking (so they said who had seen him) over his shoulder from time to time, and as he did so quickening his pace. In the fields, the lanes, the roads, in all quarters of the town—east, west, north, and south—that man was seen gliding on like a shadow. He was always hurrying away. Those who encountered him, saw him steal past, caught sight of the backward glance, and so lost him in the darkness.

He wasn't just a ghost at their wild parties; he was something in the middle of their fun and chaos that made them feel cold and haunted. But outside, it was the same. As soon as it got dark, he was out—never with anyone else, always alone; never hanging around or staying still, always walking fast; and looking (so those who had seen him said) over his shoulder from time to time, and when he did, he would quicken his pace. In the fields, the lanes, the roads, in every part of town—east, west, north, and south—he was seen moving like a shadow. He was always rushing away. Those who came across him saw him slip by, caught a glimpse of his backward glance, and then lost him in the darkness.

This constant restlessness, and flitting to and fro, gave rise to strange stories. He was seen in such distant and remote places, at times so nearly tallying with each other, that some doubted whether there were not two of them, or more—some, whether he had not unearthly means of travelling from spot to spot. The footpad hiding in a ditch had marked him passing like a ghost along its brink; the vagrant had met him on the dark high-road; the beggar had seen him pause upon the bridge to look down at the water, and then sweep on again; they who dealt in bodies with the surgeons could swear he slept in churchyards, and that they had beheld him glide away among the tombs on their approach. And as they told these stories to each other, one who had looked about him would pull his neighbour by the sleeve, and there he would be among them.

This constant restlessness and back-and-forth movement led to strange stories. He was spotted in faraway and remote places, often at times that almost lined up, making some people wonder if there were two of him or more—others speculated if he had some supernatural way of traveling from place to place. A footpad hiding in a ditch claimed to have seen him passing by like a ghost; a vagrant encountered him on the dark highway; a beggar watched him stop on the bridge to look at the water and then move on again; those who dealt in bodies with the surgeons could swear he slept in graveyards and that they had seen him glide away among the tombstones as they approached. As they shared these stories, someone who had been observing would tug on his neighbor's sleeve, and there he would be right among them.

At last, one man—he was one of those whose commerce lay among the graves—resolved to question this strange companion. Next night, when he had eat his poor meal voraciously (he was accustomed to do that, they had observed, as though he had no other in the day), this fellow sat down at his elbow.

At last, one man—one of those who made a living among the graves—decided to ask this unusual companion a question. The following night, after he had devoured his meager meal (which they noticed he always did as if it were his only one for the day), this guy sat down next to him.

‘A black night, master!’

‘A dark night, master!’

‘It is a black night.’

"It’s a dark night."

‘Blacker than last, though that was pitchy too. Didn’t I pass you near the turnpike in the Oxford Road?’

‘Blacker than before, although that was pretty dark too. Didn’t I see you near the turnpike on Oxford Road?’

‘It’s like you may. I don’t know.’

‘It’s possible, I guess. I’m not sure.’

‘Come, come, master,’ cried the fellow, urged on by the looks of his comrades, and slapping him on the shoulder; ‘be more companionable and communicative. Be more the gentleman in this good company. There are tales among us that you have sold yourself to the devil, and I know not what.’

‘Come on, master,’ the guy exclaimed, encouraged by his friends’ looks, giving him a friendly slap on the shoulder; ‘be more sociable and open. Act like a gentleman in this good company. There are stories going around that you’ve sold your soul to the devil, and who knows what else.’

‘We all have, have we not?’ returned the stranger, looking up. ‘If we were fewer in number, perhaps he would give better wages.’

‘We all do, don’t we?’ replied the stranger, looking up. ‘If there were fewer of us, maybe he would pay better wages.’

‘It goes rather hard with you, indeed,’ said the fellow, as the stranger disclosed his haggard unwashed face, and torn clothes. ‘What of that? Be merry, master. A stave of a roaring song now’—

"It’s tough for you, isn’t it?" said the guy, as the stranger revealed his worn, dirty face and tattered clothes. "So what? Cheer up, man. How about a verse of a lively song now?"

‘Sing you, if you desire to hear one,’ replied the other, shaking him roughly off; ‘and don’t touch me if you’re a prudent man; I carry arms which go off easily—they have done so, before now—and make it dangerous for strangers who don’t know the trick of them, to lay hands upon me.’

‘Sing if you want to hear one,’ the other replied, pushing him away roughly. ‘And don’t touch me if you’re smart; I carry weapons that go off easily—they’ve done so before—and it can be risky for strangers who don’t know how to handle them to lay a hand on me.’

‘Do you threaten?’ said the fellow.

"Are you threatening me?" said the guy.

‘Yes,’ returned the other, rising and turning upon him, and looking fiercely round as if in apprehension of a general attack.

'Yes,' the other person replied, standing up and facing him, scanning the surroundings as if expecting an all-out attack.

His voice, and look, and bearing—all expressive of the wildest recklessness and desperation—daunted while they repelled the bystanders. Although in a very different sphere of action now, they were not without much of the effect they had wrought at the Maypole Inn.

His voice, appearance, and demeanor—all showing the greatest recklessness and desperation—intimidated while pushing away the onlookers. Even though he was in a completely different situation now, they still had much of the impact they had created at the Maypole Inn.

‘I am what you all are, and live as you all do,’ said the man sternly, after a short silence. ‘I am in hiding here like the rest, and if we were surprised would perhaps do my part with the best of ye. If it’s my humour to be left to myself, let me have it. Otherwise,’—and here he swore a tremendous oath—‘there’ll be mischief done in this place, though there ARE odds of a score against me.’

‘I’m just like all of you, and I live like you do,’ the man said firmly after a brief pause. ‘I’m hiding here like everyone else, and if we were caught, I would do my part just as well as any of you. If I want to be left alone, let me be. Otherwise,’—and here he swore an incredible oath—‘there’s going to be trouble in this place, even though I’m outnumbered twenty to one.’

A low murmur, having its origin perhaps in a dread of the man and the mystery that surrounded him, or perhaps in a sincere opinion on the part of some of those present, that it would be an inconvenient precedent to meddle too curiously with a gentleman’s private affairs if he saw reason to conceal them, warned the fellow who had occasioned this discussion that he had best pursue it no further. After a short time the strange man lay down upon a bench to sleep, and when they thought of him again, they found he was gone.

A low murmur, maybe because of a fear of the man and the mystery around him, or possibly due to some people's genuine belief that it would be a bad idea to get too nosy about a gentleman's private matters if he wanted to keep them secret, warned the guy who sparked this discussion that it was better for him to drop it. After a little while, the strange man lay down on a bench to sleep, and when they thought about him again, they realized he was gone.

Next night, as soon as it was dark, he was abroad again and traversing the streets; he was before the locksmith’s house more than once, but the family were out, and it was close shut. This night he crossed London Bridge and passed into Southwark. As he glided down a bye street, a woman with a little basket on her arm, turned into it at the other end. Directly he observed her, he sought the shelter of an archway, and stood aside until she had passed. Then he emerged cautiously from his hiding-place, and followed.

The next night, as soon as it got dark, he was out and wandering the streets again. He passed by the locksmith’s house more than once, but the family was out, and the place was tightly shut. That night, he crossed London Bridge and headed into Southwark. As he moved down a side street, a woman with a small basket on her arm turned into it from the other end. As soon as he noticed her, he ducked into the shelter of an archway and stepped aside until she passed. Then he carefully came out of his hiding spot and followed her.

She went into several shops to purchase various kinds of household necessaries, and round every place at which she stopped he hovered like her evil spirit; following her when she reappeared. It was nigh eleven o’clock, and the passengers in the streets were thinning fast, when she turned, doubtless to go home. The phantom still followed her.

She went into several stores to buy different kinds of household supplies, and at every place she stopped, he hovered around like her bad luck; following her when she came back out. It was almost eleven o'clock, and the people on the streets were quickly disappearing when she turned, probably to go home. The ghost still followed her.

She turned into the same bye street in which he had seen her first, which, being free from shops, and narrow, was extremely dark. She quickened her pace here, as though distrustful of being stopped, and robbed of such trifling property as she carried with her. He crept along on the other side of the road. Had she been gifted with the speed of wind, it seemed as if his terrible shadow would have tracked her down.

She turned into the same side street where he had first seen her, which, being shop-free and narrow, was very dark. She picked up her pace here, almost as if she was worried about being stopped and having the little things she carried taken from her. He silently followed on the other side of the street. If she had been as fast as the wind, it felt like his ominous shadow would have caught up to her.

At length the widow—for she it was—reached her own door, and, panting for breath, paused to take the key from her basket. In a flush and glow, with the haste she had made, and the pleasure of being safe at home, she stooped to draw it out, when, raising her head, she saw him standing silently beside her: the apparition of a dream.

At last, the widow—because it was her—arrived at her door and, out of breath, stopped to take the key from her basket. In a rush of warmth and excitement, from the speed she had moved and the joy of being safely home, she bent down to grab it, when, looking up, she saw him standing quietly next to her: like a figure from a dream.

His hand was on her mouth, but that was needless, for her tongue clove to its roof, and her power of utterance was gone. ‘I have been looking for you many nights. Is the house empty? Answer me. Is any one inside?’

His hand was on her mouth, but it was unnecessary, since her tongue was stuck to the roof of her mouth, and she couldn't speak. "I've been looking for you for many nights. Is the house empty? Answer me. Is anyone inside?"

She could only answer by a rattle in her throat.

She could only respond with a rasp in her throat.

‘Make me a sign.’

"Create a sign for me."

She seemed to indicate that there was no one there. He took the key, unlocked the door, carried her in, and secured it carefully behind them.

She seemed to suggest that no one was there. He took the key, unlocked the door, carried her in, and locked it securely behind them.





Chapter 17

It was a chilly night, and the fire in the widow’s parlour had burnt low. Her strange companion placed her in a chair, and stooping down before the half-extinguished ashes, raked them together and fanned them with his hat. From time to time he glanced at her over his shoulder, as though to assure himself of her remaining quiet and making no effort to depart; and that done, busied himself about the fire again.

It was a cold night, and the fire in the widow’s living room had died down. Her unusual companion sat her in a chair, then bent down in front of the barely glowing ashes, raking them together and fanning them with his hat. Occasionally, he looked back at her, almost as if to make sure she was still sitting quietly and not trying to leave; once satisfied, he turned his attention back to the fire.

It was not without reason that he took these pains, for his dress was dank and drenched with wet, his jaws rattled with cold, and he shivered from head to foot. It had rained hard during the previous night and for some hours in the morning, but since noon it had been fine. Wheresoever he had passed the hours of darkness, his condition sufficiently betokened that many of them had been spent beneath the open sky. Besmeared with mire; his saturated clothes clinging with a damp embrace about his limbs; his beard unshaven, his face unwashed, his meagre cheeks worn into deep hollows,—a more miserable wretch could hardly be, than this man who now cowered down upon the widow’s hearth, and watched the struggling flame with bloodshot eyes.

He had good reason for his efforts, as his clothes were wet and soaked, his teeth chattered from the cold, and he shivered all over. It had rained heavily the night before and for several hours in the morning, but since noon, the weather had improved. Wherever he had spent the night, it was clear that many hours had been spent outdoors. Covered in mud, his soaked clothes clung damply to his body; his beard was untrimmed, his face unwashed, and his hollow cheeks looked sunken. It was hard to imagine a more miserable person than this man who now curled up by the widow's fireplace, staring at the flickering flame with bloodshot eyes.

She had covered her face with her hands, fearing, as it seemed, to look towards him. So they remained for some short time in silence. Glancing round again, he asked at length:

She had covered her face with her hands, seemingly afraid to look at him. So they stayed in silence for a little while. After glancing around again, he finally asked:

‘Is this your house?’

"Is this your place?"

‘It is. Why, in the name of Heaven, do you darken it?’

‘It is. Why, for heaven's sake, do you make it gloomy?’

‘Give me meat and drink,’ he answered sullenly, ‘or I dare do more than that. The very marrow in my bones is cold, with wet and hunger. I must have warmth and food, and I will have them here.’

‘Give me food and drink,’ he replied gloomily, ‘or I might do something worse than that. The very marrow in my bones is cold, from being wet and hungry. I need warmth and food, and I will get them here.’

‘You were the robber on the Chigwell road.’

'You were the thief on the Chigwell road.'

‘I was.’

"I was."

‘And nearly a murderer then.’

‘And almost a murderer then.’

‘The will was not wanting. There was one came upon me and raised the hue-and-cry, that it would have gone hard with, but for his nimbleness. I made a thrust at him.’

‘The will was strong. Someone showed up and raised the alarm, and things would have gone badly for me if it hadn't been for his quickness. I made a stab at him.’

‘You thrust your sword at HIM!’ cried the widow, looking upwards. ‘You hear this man! you hear and saw!’

‘You pointed your sword at HIM!’ shouted the widow, looking up. ‘You hear this man! You hear and saw!’

He looked at her, as, with her head thrown back, and her hands tight clenched together, she uttered these words in an agony of appeal. Then, starting to his feet as she had done, he advanced towards her.

He looked at her as she threw her head back and clenched her hands together, speaking those words with deep agony. Then, getting to his feet like she had, he moved closer to her.

‘Beware!’ she cried in a suppressed voice, whose firmness stopped him midway. ‘Do not so much as touch me with a finger, or you are lost; body and soul, you are lost.’

‘Watch out!’ she shouted in a hushed tone, her strong words halting him in his tracks. ‘Don’t even think about touching me, or you’re finished; body and soul, you’re finished.’

‘Hear me,’ he replied, menacing her with his hand. ‘I, that in the form of a man live the life of a hunted beast; that in the body am a spirit, a ghost upon the earth, a thing from which all creatures shrink, save those curst beings of another world, who will not leave me;—I am, in my desperation of this night, past all fear but that of the hell in which I exist from day to day. Give the alarm, cry out, refuse to shelter me. I will not hurt you. But I will not be taken alive; and so surely as you threaten me above your breath, I fall a dead man on this floor. The blood with which I sprinkle it, be on you and yours, in the name of the Evil Spirit that tempts men to their ruin!’

“Listen to me,” he said, threatening her with his hand. “I, who in the shape of a man live like a hunted animal; who in this body am a spirit, a ghost on this earth, a thing that all creatures fear, except for those cursed beings from another world who won’t leave me;—I am, in my desperation tonight, beyond all fear except for the hell I experience day after day. Sound the alarm, scream, refuse to help me. I won’t hurt you. But I won’t be taken alive; and if you threaten me even slightly, I’ll fall dead on this floor. The blood I spill here will be on you and yours, in the name of the Evil Spirit that leads men to their doom!”

As he spoke, he took a pistol from his breast, and firmly clutched it in his hand.

As he spoke, he pulled a pistol from his jacket and gripped it tightly in his hand.

‘Remove this man from me, good Heaven!’ cried the widow. ‘In thy grace and mercy, give him one minute’s penitence, and strike him dead!’

‘Get this man away from me, good Lord!’ exclaimed the widow. ‘In your grace and mercy, grant him one minute of remorse, and take his life!’

‘It has no such purpose,’ he said, confronting her. ‘It is deaf. Give me to eat and drink, lest I do that it cannot help my doing, and will not do for you.’

‘It has no purpose like that,’ he said, confronting her. ‘It is deaf. Give me something to eat and drink, or I might do what it can't help but do, and it won’t help you either.’

‘Will you leave me, if I do thus much? Will you leave me and return no more?’

‘Will you leave me if I do this much? Will you leave me and never come back?’

‘I will promise nothing,’ he rejoined, seating himself at the table, ‘nothing but this—I will execute my threat if you betray me.’

“I won’t promise anything,” he replied, taking a seat at the table, “except this—I will carry out my threat if you betray me.”

She rose at length, and going to a closet or pantry in the room, brought out some fragments of cold meat and bread and put them on the table. He asked for brandy, and for water. These she produced likewise; and he ate and drank with the voracity of a famished hound. All the time he was so engaged she kept at the uttermost distance of the chamber, and sat there shuddering, but with her face towards him. She never turned her back upon him once; and although when she passed him (as she was obliged to do in going to and from the cupboard) she gathered the skirts of her garment about her, as if even its touching his by chance were horrible to think of, still, in the midst of all this dread and terror, she kept her face towards his own, and watched his every movement.

She eventually got up and went to a closet or pantry in the room, bringing out some pieces of cold meat and bread, which she placed on the table. He asked for brandy and water, and she brought those too. He ate and drank with the greediness of a starving dog. While he was busy with that, she stayed as far away from him as possible in the room, sitting there trembling but facing him. She never once turned her back on him, and even when she had to pass by him to get to the cupboard, she gathered the edges of her garment around her as if the thought of it brushing against him was unbearable. Still, even amid all this fear and terror, she kept her gaze fixed on his face, watching his every move.

His repast ended—if that can be called one, which was a mere ravenous satisfying of the calls of hunger—he moved his chair towards the fire again, and warming himself before the blaze which had now sprung brightly up, accosted her once more.

His meal finished—if you can call it that, since it was just a quick fix for his hunger—he moved his chair back to the fire, warmed himself in front of the now bright blaze, and talked to her again.

‘I am an outcast, to whom a roof above his head is often an uncommon luxury, and the food a beggar would reject is delicate fare. You live here at your ease. Do you live alone?’

‘I’m an outcast, for whom having a roof over my head is often a rare luxury, and the food that a beggar would turn down is a treat for me. You live here comfortably. Do you live alone?’

‘I do not,’ she made answer with an effort.

"I don't," she replied with difficulty.

‘Who dwells here besides?’

"Who else lives here?"

‘One—it is no matter who. You had best begone, or he may find you here. Why do you linger?’

‘One—it doesn't matter who. You should leave, or he might find you here. Why are you sticking around?’

‘For warmth,’ he replied, spreading out his hands before the fire. ‘For warmth. You are rich, perhaps?’

‘For warmth,’ he said, holding his hands out to the fire. ‘For warmth. Are you wealthy, maybe?’

‘Very,’ she said faintly. ‘Very rich. No doubt I am very rich.’

‘Yes,’ she said softly. ‘Yes, I’m very rich. No doubt about it, I’m really wealthy.’

‘At least you are not penniless. You have some money. You were making purchases to-night.’

‘At least you’re not broke. You have some money. You were making purchases tonight.’

‘I have a little left. It is but a few shillings.’

‘I have a little left. It's just a few shillings.’

‘Give me your purse. You had it in your hand at the door. Give it to me.’

‘Hand over your purse. You had it in your hand at the door. Give it to me.’

She stepped to the table and laid it down. He reached across, took it up, and told the contents into his hand. As he was counting them, she listened for a moment, and sprung towards him.

She walked over to the table and laid it down. He reached across, picked it up, and poured the contents into his hand. While he was counting them, she listened for a moment and then jumped towards him.

‘Take what there is, take all, take more if more were there, but go before it is too late. I have heard a wayward step without, I know full well. It will return directly. Begone.’

‘Take what you can, take everything, take even more if there's more to grab, but leave before it’s too late. I’ve heard someone approaching outside, I know it’s true. They’ll be back any moment. Get out of here.’

‘What do you mean?’

"What do you mean?"

‘Do not stop to ask. I will not answer. Much as I dread to touch you, I would drag you to the door if I possessed the strength, rather than you should lose an instant. Miserable wretch! fly from this place.’

‘Don’t stop to ask. I won’t respond. As much as I hate to touch you, I would pull you to the door if I had the strength, rather than let you lose a moment. Pathetic fool! Get out of here.’

‘If there are spies without, I am safer here,’ replied the man, standing aghast. ‘I will remain here, and will not fly till the danger is past.’

‘If there are spies outside, I’m safer here,’ replied the man, standing in shock. ‘I will stay here and won’t leave until the danger has passed.’

‘It is too late!’ cried the widow, who had listened for the step, and not to him. ‘Hark to that foot upon the ground. Do you tremble to hear it! It is my son, my idiot son!’

‘It’s too late!’ shouted the widow, who had been listening for the footsteps, not for him. ‘Listen to that foot on the ground. Do you shiver at the sound? It’s my son, my foolish son!’

As she said this wildly, there came a heavy knocking at the door. He looked at her, and she at him.

As she said this passionately, there was a loud knocking at the door. He looked at her, and she looked back at him.

‘Let him come in,’ said the man, hoarsely. ‘I fear him less than the dark, houseless night. He knocks again. Let him come in!’

‘Let him come in,’ said the man, hoarsely. ‘I fear him less than the dark, homeless night. He knocks again. Let him come in!’

‘The dread of this hour,’ returned the widow, ‘has been upon me all my life, and I will not. Evil will fall upon him, if you stand eye to eye. My blighted boy! Oh! all good angels who know the truth—hear a poor mother’s prayer, and spare my boy from knowledge of this man!’

‘The fear of this moment,’ replied the widow, ‘has haunted me my whole life, and I won’t allow it. Bad things will happen to him if you come face to face. My troubled boy! Oh! all good angels who know the truth—hear a desperate mother’s prayer, and protect my boy from ever knowing about this man!’

‘He rattles at the shutters!’ cried the man. ‘He calls you. That voice and cry! It was he who grappled with me in the road. Was it he?’

‘He’s banging on the shutters!’ shouted the man. ‘He’s calling you. That voice and cry! It was him who struggled with me in the road. Was it him?’

She had sunk upon her knees, and so knelt down, moving her lips, but uttering no sound. As he gazed upon her, uncertain what to do or where to turn, the shutters flew open. He had barely time to catch a knife from the table, sheathe it in the loose sleeve of his coat, hide in the closet, and do all with the lightning’s speed, when Barnaby tapped at the bare glass, and raised the sash exultingly.

She had fallen to her knees, crouching there while moving her lips but not making any sound. As he looked at her, unsure of what to do or where to go, the shutters suddenly flew open. He barely had time to grab a knife from the table, tuck it into the loose sleeve of his coat, hide in the closet, and do all of this at lightning speed when Barnaby tapped on the bare glass and raised the window excitedly.

‘Why, who can keep out Grip and me!’ he cried, thrusting in his head, and staring round the room. ‘Are you there, mother? How long you keep us from the fire and light.’

‘Why, who can keep Grip and me out!’ he shouted, sticking his head in and looking around the room. ‘Are you there, Mom? How long are you going to keep us away from the fire and the light?’

She stammered some excuse and tendered him her hand. But Barnaby sprung lightly in without assistance, and putting his arms about her neck, kissed her a hundred times.

She stammered out an excuse and offered him her hand. But Barnaby jumped in easily without help, wrapped his arms around her neck, and kissed her a hundred times.

‘We have been afield, mother—leaping ditches, scrambling through hedges, running down steep banks, up and away, and hurrying on. The wind has been blowing, and the rushes and young plants bowing and bending to it, lest it should do them harm, the cowards—and Grip—ha ha ha!—brave Grip, who cares for nothing, and when the wind rolls him over in the dust, turns manfully to bite it—Grip, bold Grip, has quarrelled with every little bowing twig—thinking, he told me, that it mocked him—and has worried it like a bulldog. Ha ha ha!’

"We've been out in the fields, Mom—jumping ditches, scrambling through hedges, running down steep slopes, up and away, and hurrying along. The wind has been blowing, making the rushes and young plants bend and sway, trying to avoid any harm, the timid ones—and Grip—ha ha ha!—brave Grip, who doesn't care about anything, and when the wind knocks him over in the dust, he turns bravely to bite it—Grip, bold Grip, has argued with every little bowing twig—thinking, as he told me, that it was mocking him—and has worried it like a bulldog. Ha ha ha!"

The raven, in his little basket at his master’s back, hearing this frequent mention of his name in a tone of exultation, expressed his sympathy by crowing like a cock, and afterwards running over his various phrases of speech with such rapidity, and in so many varieties of hoarseness, that they sounded like the murmurs of a crowd of people.

The raven, in his little basket on his master’s back, hearing his name mentioned so often with excitement, showed his support by crowing like a rooster, and then quickly went through his different phrases with such speed and in so many raspy tones that it sounded like the chatter of a crowd.

‘He takes such care of me besides!’ said Barnaby. ‘Such care, mother! He watches all the time I sleep, and when I shut my eyes and make-believe to slumber, he practises new learning softly; but he keeps his eye on me the while, and if he sees me laugh, though never so little, stops directly. He won’t surprise me till he’s perfect.’

‘He takes such good care of me too!’ said Barnaby. ‘Such good care, mom! He watches me while I sleep, and when I close my eyes and pretend to be asleep, he quietly practices new skills; but he always keeps an eye on me, and if he sees me laugh, even a little, he stops right away. He won’t surprise me until he’s perfect.’

The raven crowed again in a rapturous manner which plainly said, ‘Those are certainly some of my characteristics, and I glory in them.’ In the meantime, Barnaby closed the window and secured it, and coming to the fireplace, prepared to sit down with his face to the closet. But his mother prevented this, by hastily taking that side herself, and motioning him towards the other.

The raven cawed again in an ecstatic way that clearly expressed, 'Those are definitely some of my traits, and I'm proud of them.' Meanwhile, Barnaby shut the window and locked it, then approached the fireplace, ready to sit facing the closet. But his mother stopped him by quickly taking that side for herself and gesturing for him to go to the other side.

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‘How pale you are to-night!’ said Barnaby, leaning on his stick. ‘We have been cruel, Grip, and made her anxious!’

‘You look really pale tonight!’ said Barnaby, leaning on his stick. ‘We’ve been so cruel, Grip, and made her worried!’

Anxious in good truth, and sick at heart! The listener held the door of his hiding-place open with his hand, and closely watched her son. Grip—alive to everything his master was unconscious of—had his head out of the basket, and in return was watching him intently with his glistening eye.

Anxious, for sure, and heartbroken! The listener kept the door of his hiding place open with his hand and closely watched her son. Grip—aware of everything his master didn’t notice—had his head out of the basket, watching him intently with his shining eye.

‘He flaps his wings,’ said Barnaby, turning almost quickly enough to catch the retreating form and closing door, ‘as if there were strangers here, but Grip is wiser than to fancy that. Jump then!’

‘He flaps his wings,’ Barnaby said, turning just in time to see the retreating figure and closing door, ‘as if there are strangers here, but Grip knows better than to think that. Jump then!’

Accepting this invitation with a dignity peculiar to himself, the bird hopped up on his master’s shoulder, from that to his extended hand, and so to the ground. Barnaby unstrapping the basket and putting it down in a corner with the lid open, Grip’s first care was to shut it down with all possible despatch, and then to stand upon it. Believing, no doubt, that he had now rendered it utterly impossible, and beyond the power of mortal man, to shut him up in it any more, he drew a great many corks in triumph, and uttered a corresponding number of hurrahs.

Accepting this invitation with a unique dignity, the bird hopped onto his master’s shoulder, then onto his outstretched hand, and finally to the ground. Barnaby unfastened the basket and placed it down in a corner with the lid open. Grip’s first instinct was to quickly shut the lid and then stand on top of it. Believing he had completely ensured it was impossible for anyone to shut him inside again, he popped a bunch of corks triumphantly and cheered with a series of hurrahs.

‘Mother!’ said Barnaby, laying aside his hat and stick, and returning to the chair from which he had risen, ‘I’ll tell you where we have been to-day, and what we have been doing,—shall I?’

‘Mom!’ said Barnaby, setting down his hat and stick, and going back to the chair he had just left, ‘I’ll tell you where we went today and what we’ve been up to—okay?’

She took his hand in hers, and holding it, nodded the word she could not speak.

She took his hand in hers, and while holding it, nodded the word she couldn't say.

‘You mustn’t tell,’ said Barnaby, holding up his finger, ‘for it’s a secret, mind, and only known to me, and Grip, and Hugh. We had the dog with us, but he’s not like Grip, clever as he is, and doesn’t guess it yet, I’ll wager.—Why do you look behind me so?’

‘You can’t tell anyone,’ Barnaby said, raising his finger, ‘because it’s a secret, you know, and only I, Grip, and Hugh know about it. We had the dog with us, but he’s not as smart as Grip, even though he’s clever, and I bet he doesn’t get it yet. —Why are you looking over my shoulder like that?’

‘Did I?’ she answered faintly. ‘I didn’t know I did. Come nearer me.’

‘Did I?’ she replied softly. ‘I didn’t realize I did. Come closer to me.’

‘You are frightened!’ said Barnaby, changing colour. ‘Mother—you don’t see’—

‘You’re scared!’ said Barnaby, changing color. ‘Mom—you don’t see’—

‘See what?’

"See what?"

‘There’s—there’s none of this about, is there?’ he answered in a whisper, drawing closer to her and clasping the mark upon his wrist. ‘I am afraid there is, somewhere. You make my hair stand on end, and my flesh creep. Why do you look like that? Is it in the room as I have seen it in my dreams, dashing the ceiling and the walls with red? Tell me. Is it?’

“There’s—there’s none of this around, right?” he replied in a whisper, moving closer to her and gripping the mark on his wrist. “I’m afraid there is, somewhere. You give me chills, and my skin crawls. Why do you look like that? Is it in the room like I’ve seen in my dreams, splashing the ceiling and walls with red? Tell me. Is it?”

He fell into a shivering fit as he put the question, and shutting out the light with his hands, sat shaking in every limb until it had passed away. After a time, he raised his head and looked about him.

He started shaking as he asked the question, covering his eyes with his hands, sitting there trembling until it passed. After a while, he lifted his head and looked around.

‘Is it gone?’

"Is it gone yet?"

‘There has been nothing here,’ rejoined his mother, soothing him. ‘Nothing indeed, dear Barnaby. Look! You see there are but you and me.’

‘There’s nothing here,’ his mother replied, calming him. ‘Nothing at all, dear Barnaby. Look! It’s just you and me.’

He gazed at her vacantly, and, becoming reassured by degrees, burst into a wild laugh.

He stared at her blankly, and as he began to feel more at ease, he suddenly broke into a wild laugh.

‘But let us see,’ he said, thoughtfully. ‘Were we talking? Was it you and me? Where have we been?’

‘But let’s see,’ he said, thinking. ‘Were we talking? Was it you and me? Where have we been?’

‘Nowhere but here.’

"Only here."

‘Aye, but Hugh, and I,’ said Barnaby,—‘that’s it. Maypole Hugh, and I, you know, and Grip—we have been lying in the forest, and among the trees by the road side, with a dark lantern after night came on, and the dog in a noose ready to slip him when the man came by.’

‘Yeah, but Hugh and I,’ said Barnaby, ‘that’s the thing. Maypole Hugh, and I, you know, and Grip—we’ve been lying in the forest and by the trees on the roadside, with a dark lantern after night fell, and the dog in a noose ready to slip him when the man came by.’

‘What man?’

'Which guy?'

‘The robber; him that the stars winked at. We have waited for him after dark these many nights, and we shall have him. I’d know him in a thousand. Mother, see here! This is the man. Look!’

‘The robber; the one the stars have been signaling to. We’ve been waiting for him after dark for many nights, and we will catch him. I’d recognize him among a thousand. Mom, look! This is the man. Look!’

He twisted his handkerchief round his head, pulled his hat upon his brow, wrapped his coat about him, and stood up before her: so like the original he counterfeited, that the dark figure peering out behind him might have passed for his own shadow.

He twisted his handkerchief around his head, pulled his hat down over his brow, wrapped his coat around him, and stood up in front of her: he imitated the original so well that the dark figure lurking behind him could have been mistaken for his own shadow.

‘Ha ha ha! We shall have him,’ he cried, ridding himself of the semblance as hastily as he had assumed it. ‘You shall see him, mother, bound hand and foot, and brought to London at a saddle-girth; and you shall hear of him at Tyburn Tree if we have luck. So Hugh says. You’re pale again, and trembling. And why DO you look behind me so?’

"Ha ha ha! We’ll get him," he exclaimed, dropping the act as quickly as he’d taken it on. "You’ll see him, Mom, tied up and brought to London like a saddle. And you’ll hear about him at Tyburn Tree if we have some luck. That’s what Hugh says. You’re looking pale again, and shaking. Why do you keep looking behind me like that?"

‘It is nothing,’ she answered. ‘I am not quite well. Go you to bed, dear, and leave me here.’

‘It’s nothing,’ she replied. ‘I’m just not feeling well. You go to bed, dear, and leave me here.’

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‘To bed!’ he answered. ‘I don’t like bed. I like to lie before the fire, watching the prospects in the burning coals—the rivers, hills, and dells, in the deep, red sunset, and the wild faces. I am hungry too, and Grip has eaten nothing since broad noon. Let us to supper. Grip! To supper, lad!’

‘To bed!’ he replied. ‘I don’t like going to bed. I prefer to lie by the

The raven flapped his wings, and, croaking his satisfaction, hopped to the feet of his master, and there held his bill open, ready for snapping up such lumps of meat as he should throw him. Of these he received about a score in rapid succession, without the smallest discomposure.

The raven flapped his wings and, croaking in satisfaction, hopped over to his master, holding his beak open, ready to snap up any chunks of meat that he would throw. He caught about twenty pieces in quick succession, without the least bit of trouble.

‘That’s all,’ said Barnaby.

"That's it," said Barnaby.

‘More!’ cried Grip. ‘More!’

“More!” shouted Grip. “More!”

But it appearing for a certainty that no more was to be had, he retreated with his store; and disgorging the morsels one by one from his pouch, hid them in various corners—taking particular care, however, to avoid the closet, as being doubtful of the hidden man’s propensities and power of resisting temptation. When he had concluded these arrangements, he took a turn or two across the room with an elaborate assumption of having nothing on his mind (but with one eye hard upon his treasure all the time), and then, and not till then, began to drag it out, piece by piece, and eat it with the utmost relish.

But since it was clear that no more could be found, he backed away with his stash; and, one by one, he pulled out the treats from his pouch and hid them in different spots—being especially careful to avoid the closet, as he was unsure of the hidden man’s tendencies and ability to resist temptation. Once he had made these arrangements, he strolled around the room a couple of times, pretending to have nothing on his mind (but keeping a close eye on his treasure the whole time), and then, only then, he started to take it out, piece by piece, and enjoyed it with great pleasure.

Barnaby, for his part, having pressed his mother to eat in vain, made a hearty supper too. Once during the progress of his meal, he wanted more bread from the closet and rose to get it. She hurriedly interposed to prevent him, and summoning her utmost fortitude, passed into the recess, and brought it out herself.

Barnaby, for his part, having tried in vain to get his mother to eat, made himself a hearty supper too. At one point during his meal, he wanted more bread from the cupboard and stood up to grab it. She quickly stepped in to stop him and, gathering all her courage, went into the pantry and got it herself.

‘Mother,’ said Barnaby, looking at her steadfastly as she sat down beside him after doing so; ‘is to-day my birthday?’

‘Mom,’ said Barnaby, looking at her intently as she sat down next to him after doing so; ‘is today my birthday?’

‘To-day!’ she answered. ‘Don’t you recollect it was but a week or so ago, and that summer, autumn, and winter have to pass before it comes again?’

‘Today!’ she replied. ‘Don’t you remember it was just a week ago, and that summer, autumn, and winter have to go by before it comes around again?’

‘I remember that it has been so till now,’ said Barnaby. ‘But I think to-day must be my birthday too, for all that.’

‘I remember that it has been like this up until now,’ said Barnaby. ‘But I think today must be my birthday too, despite everything.’

She asked him why? ‘I’ll tell you why,’ he said. ‘I have always seen you—I didn’t let you know it, but I have—on the evening of that day grow very sad. I have seen you cry when Grip and I were most glad; and look frightened with no reason; and I have touched your hand, and felt that it was cold—as it is now. Once, mother (on a birthday that was, also), Grip and I thought of this after we went upstairs to bed, and when it was midnight, striking one o’clock, we came down to your door to see if you were well. You were on your knees. I forget what it was you said. Grip, what was it we heard her say that night?’

She asked him why. “I’ll tell you why,” he said. “I’ve always seen you—I didn’t let you know this, but I have—on the evening of that day become very sad. I’ve seen you cry when Grip and I were most happy; and look scared for no reason; and I’ve touched your hand and felt that it was cold—just like it is now. Once, mom (it was on a birthday too), Grip and I thought about this after we went upstairs to bed, and when it struck midnight, we came down to your door to check if you were okay. You were on your knees. I can’t remember what you said. Grip, what was it we heard her say that night?”

‘I’m a devil!’ rejoined the raven promptly.

"I'm a devil!" the raven replied immediately.

‘No, no,’ said Barnaby. ‘But you said something in a prayer; and when you rose and walked about, you looked (as you have done ever since, mother, towards night on my birthday) just as you do now. I have found that out, you see, though I am silly. So I say you’re wrong; and this must be my birthday—my birthday, Grip!’

‘No, no,’ said Barnaby. ‘But you mentioned something in a prayer, and when you got up and started walking around, you looked (just like you always have, Mom, in the evening on my birthday) exactly as you do now. I've figured that out, you know, even if I'm a bit naïve. So I say you're mistaken; this has to be my birthday—my birthday, Grip!’

The bird received this information with a crow of such duration as a cock, gifted with intelligence beyond all others of his kind, might usher in the longest day with. Then, as if he had well considered the sentiment, and regarded it as apposite to birthdays, he cried, ‘Never say die!’ a great many times, and flapped his wings for emphasis.

The bird took in this news with a crow that lasted as long as a rooster’s, showcasing intelligence far greater than that of any other bird. Then, after thinking it over and deciding it fit for a birthday celebration, he shouted, “Never give up!” multiple times, flapping his wings for emphasis.

The widow tried to make light of Barnaby’s remark, and endeavoured to divert his attention to some new subject; too easy a task at all times, as she knew. His supper done, Barnaby, regardless of her entreaties, stretched himself on the mat before the fire; Grip perched upon his leg, and divided his time between dozing in the grateful warmth, and endeavouring (as it presently appeared) to recall a new accomplishment he had been studying all day.

The widow tried to brush off Barnaby’s comment and attempted to change the subject, which she knew was always an easy task. After finishing his dinner, Barnaby, ignoring her pleas, laid down on the mat in front of the fire. Grip settled on his leg and split his time between napping in the cozy warmth and trying to remember a new trick he had been practicing all day.

A long and profound silence ensued, broken only by some change of position on the part of Barnaby, whose eyes were still wide open and intently fixed upon the fire; or by an effort of recollection on the part of Grip, who would cry in a low voice from time to time, ‘Polly put the ket—’ and there stop short, forgetting the remainder, and go off in a doze again.

A long and deep silence followed, only interrupted by Barnaby shifting a bit, his eyes still wide open and focused on the fire; or by Grip, who would occasionally mumble in a low voice, ‘Polly put the ket—’ then suddenly stop, forgetting the rest, and drift back into a nap.

After a long interval, Barnaby’s breathing grew more deep and regular, and his eyes were closed. But even then the unquiet spirit of the raven interposed. ‘Polly put the ket—’ cried Grip, and his master was broad awake again.

After a long while, Barnaby’s breathing became deeper and steadier, and his eyes were shut. But even then, the restless spirit of the raven interrupted. ‘Polly put the ket—’ shouted Grip, and his master was wide awake once more.

At length Barnaby slept soundly, and the bird with his bill sunk upon his breast, his breast itself puffed out into a comfortable alderman-like form, and his bright eye growing smaller and smaller, really seemed to be subsiding into a state of repose. Now and then he muttered in a sepulchral voice, ‘Polly put the ket—’ but very drowsily, and more like a drunken man than a reflecting raven.

At last, Barnaby slept peacefully, with the bird resting its beak on his chest, which had puffed out into a cozy, round shape, and his bright eye getting smaller and smaller, really looking like it was drifting off into relaxation. Occasionally, he mumbled in a deep, grave tone, "Polly put the ket—" but it was so drowsy that it sounded more like a tipsy person than a thoughtful raven.

The widow, scarcely venturing to breathe, rose from her seat. The man glided from the closet, and extinguished the candle.

The widow, barely daring to breathe, got up from her seat. The man slipped out of the closet and blew out the candle.

‘—tle on,’ cried Grip, suddenly struck with an idea and very much excited. ‘—tle on. Hurrah! Polly put the ket-tle on, we’ll all have tea; Polly put the ket-tle on, we’ll all have tea. Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah! I’m a devil, I’m a devil, I’m a ket-tle on, Keep up your spirits, Never say die, Bow, wow, wow, I’m a devil, I’m a ket-tle, I’m a—Polly put the ket-tle on, we’ll all have tea.’

‘—tle on,’ cried Grip, suddenly hit with an idea and feeling really excited. ‘—tle on. Yay! Polly put the kettle on, we’ll all have tea; Polly put the kettle on, we’ll all have tea. Yay, yay, yay! I’m a devil, I’m a devil, I’m a kettle on, Keep your spirits up, Never give up, Bark, bark, bark, I’m a devil, I’m a kettle, I’m a—Polly put the kettle on, we’ll all have tea.’

They stood rooted to the ground, as though it had been a voice from the grave.

They stood frozen in place, as if it were a voice from the grave.

But even this failed to awaken the sleeper. He turned over towards the fire, his arm fell to the ground, and his head drooped heavily upon it. The widow and her unwelcome visitor gazed at him and at each other for a moment, and then she motioned him towards the door.

But even this didn’t wake the sleeper. He rolled over toward the fire, his arm dropped to the ground, and his head hung heavily on it. The widow and her unwelcome guest looked at him and then at each other for a moment, and then she signaled him toward the door.

‘Stay,’ he whispered. ‘You teach your son well.’

‘Stay,’ he whispered. ‘You raise your son well.’

‘I have taught him nothing that you heard to-night. Depart instantly, or I will rouse him.’

‘I haven't taught him anything you heard tonight. Leave immediately, or I will wake him up.’

‘You are free to do so. Shall I rouse him?’

‘You can go ahead and do that. Should I wake him up?’

‘You dare not do that.’

'You won't do that.'

‘I dare do anything, I have told you. He knows me well, it seems. At least I will know him.’

‘I’m willing to do anything, as I’ve said. He knows me well, it looks like. At least I’ll get to know him.’

‘Would you kill him in his sleep?’ cried the widow, throwing herself between them.

“Are you really going to kill him while he’s sleeping?” the widow shouted, stepping in between them.

‘Woman,’ he returned between his teeth, as he motioned her aside, ‘I would see him nearer, and I will. If you want one of us to kill the other, wake him.’

‘Woman,’ he said through clenched teeth, motioning for her to step aside, ‘I want to see him up close, and I will. If you want one of us to kill the other, wake him.’

With that he advanced, and bending down over the prostrate form, softly turned back the head and looked into the face. The light of the fire was upon it, and its every lineament was revealed distinctly. He contemplated it for a brief space, and hastily uprose.

With that, he stepped closer, bending down over the motionless figure, gently turning the head back to look at the face. The firelight illuminated it, clearly showing every feature. He studied it for a moment, then quickly stood up.

‘Observe,’ he whispered in the widow’s ear: ‘In him, of whose existence I was ignorant until to-night, I have you in my power. Be careful how you use me. Be careful how you use me. I am destitute and starving, and a wanderer upon the earth. I may take a sure and slow revenge.’

‘Look,’ he whispered in the widow’s ear, ‘In him, of whom I was unaware until tonight, I have you under my control. Be careful how you treat me. Be careful how you treat me. I’m broke and starving, and just a drifter in this world. I could take a steady and calculated revenge.’

‘There is some dreadful meaning in your words. I do not fathom it.’

"There's something really terrible in what you're saying. I can't understand it."

‘There is a meaning in them, and I see you fathom it to its very depth. You have anticipated it for years; you have told me as much. I leave you to digest it. Do not forget my warning.’

‘There’s a meaning in them, and I can see you understand it completely. You’ve been expecting it for years; you’ve told me that yourself. I’ll leave you to think it over. Don’t forget my warning.’

He pointed, as he left her, to the slumbering form, and stealthily withdrawing, made his way into the street. She fell on her knees beside the sleeper, and remained like one stricken into stone, until the tears which fear had frozen so long, came tenderly to her relief.

He pointed to the sleeping figure as he left her and quietly slipped away into the street. She knelt beside the sleeper, remaining motionless like someone turned to stone, until the tears that fear had kept frozen for so long finally came gently to her rescue.

‘Oh Thou,’ she cried, ‘who hast taught me such deep love for this one remnant of the promise of a happy life, out of whose affliction, even, perhaps the comfort springs that he is ever a relying, loving child to me—never growing old or cold at heart, but needing my care and duty in his manly strength as in his cradle-time—help him, in his darkened walk through this sad world, or he is doomed, and my poor heart is broken!’

‘Oh You,’ she cried, ‘who have taught me such deep love for this one remnant of the promise of a happy life, out of whose struggles, maybe even the comfort arises that he is always a trusting, loving child to me—never growing old or cold at heart, but needing my care and duty in his strong manhood just like in his crib days—help him, in his darkened journey through this sad world, or he is doomed, and my poor heart will be shattered!’





Chapter 18

Gliding along the silent streets, and holding his course where they were darkest and most gloomy, the man who had left the widow’s house crossed London Bridge, and arriving in the City, plunged into the backways, lanes, and courts, between Cornhill and Smithfield; with no more fixedness of purpose than to lose himself among their windings, and baffle pursuit, if any one were dogging his steps.

Gliding through the quiet streets, sticking to the darkest and most shadowy areas, the man who had just left the widow’s house crossed London Bridge. Once he reached the City, he dove into the back streets, alleys, and courts between Cornhill and Smithfield, with no clearer goal than to get lost in their twists and turns and throw off anyone who might be following him.

It was the dead time of the night, and all was quiet. Now and then a drowsy watchman’s footsteps sounded on the pavement, or the lamplighter on his rounds went flashing past, leaving behind a little track of smoke mingled with glowing morsels of his hot red link. He hid himself even from these partakers of his lonely walk, and, shrinking in some arch or doorway while they passed, issued forth again when they were gone and so pursued his solitary way.

It was the dead of night, and everything was quiet. Occasionally, the sleepy footsteps of a watchman echoed on the pavement, or the lamplighter making his rounds hurried by, leaving a trail of smoke mixed with glowing bits of his hot red link. He kept himself hidden even from these few souls in his lonely stroll, shrinking back into an arch or doorway while they passed, then emerged again once they were gone, continuing on his solitary path.

To be shelterless and alone in the open country, hearing the wind moan and watching for day through the whole long weary night; to listen to the falling rain, and crouch for warmth beneath the lee of some old barn or rick, or in the hollow of a tree; are dismal things—but not so dismal as the wandering up and down where shelter is, and beds and sleepers are by thousands; a houseless rejected creature. To pace the echoing stones from hour to hour, counting the dull chimes of the clocks; to watch the lights twinkling in chamber windows, to think what happy forgetfulness each house shuts in; that here are children coiled together in their beds, here youth, here age, here poverty, here wealth, all equal in their sleep, and all at rest; to have nothing in common with the slumbering world around, not even sleep, Heaven’s gift to all its creatures, and be akin to nothing but despair; to feel, by the wretched contrast with everything on every hand, more utterly alone and cast away than in a trackless desert; this is a kind of suffering, on which the rivers of great cities close full many a time, and which the solitude in crowds alone awakens.

To be homeless and alone in the countryside, hearing the wind howl and waiting for dawn through the long, exhausting night; to listen to the rain falling and huddle for warmth under the eave of an old barn or in a tree hollow; these are awful situations—but not as awful as wandering around where there's shelter, where there are thousands of beds and sleepers, while being a rejected outcast. To walk back and forth on the echoing stones hour after hour, counting the dull chimes of the clocks; to watch the lights flickering in windowed rooms and think about the happy oblivion each house contains; to know that here children are nestled in their beds, here is youth, here is old age, here is poverty, here is wealth, all equal in their sleep, and all at peace; to have nothing in common with the sleeping world around, not even sleep, the heavenly gift given to all creatures, and to be related only to despair; to feel, by the painfully stark contrast with everything surrounding, more completely alone and discarded than in a vast desert; this is a kind of suffering that the rivers of great cities often reflect, and it’s a pain that solitude amidst crowds can only bring to light.

The miserable man paced up and down the streets—so long, so wearisome, so like each other—and often cast a wistful look towards the east, hoping to see the first faint streaks of day. But obdurate night had yet possession of the sky, and his disturbed and restless walk found no relief.

The miserable man walked back and forth on the streets—so long, so tiring, so much alike—and often glanced longingly towards the east, wishing to catch a glimpse of the first light of day. But stubborn night still held the sky, and his troubled, restless pace brought him no comfort.

One house in a back street was bright with the cheerful glare of lights; there was the sound of music in it too, and the tread of dancers, and there were cheerful voices, and many a burst of laughter. To this place—to be near something that was awake and glad—he returned again and again; and more than one of those who left it when the merriment was at its height, felt it a check upon their mirthful mood to see him flitting to and fro like an uneasy ghost. At last the guests departed, one and all; and then the house was close shut up, and became as dull and silent as the rest.

One house on a side street was bright with cheerful lights; there was music playing, the sound of dancing feet, happy voices, and lots of laughter. He kept coming back to this place—drawn to something that was lively and joyful. More than a few of those who left while the party was still in full swing felt their own excitement dampened by seeing him moving around like a restless ghost. Finally, all the guests left; then the house was tightly closed up and became as dull and quiet as everything else.

His wanderings brought him at one time to the city jail. Instead of hastening from it as a place of ill omen, and one he had cause to shun, he sat down on some steps hard by, and resting his chin upon his hand, gazed upon its rough and frowning walls as though even they became a refuge in his jaded eyes. He paced it round and round, came back to the same spot, and sat down again. He did this often, and once, with a hasty movement, crossed to where some men were watching in the prison lodge, and had his foot upon the steps as though determined to accost them. But looking round, he saw that the day began to break, and failing in his purpose, turned and fled.

His wandering brought him to the city jail. Instead of rushing away from it like it was a bad omen, a place he should avoid, he sat down on some nearby steps, resting his chin on his hand as he stared at its rough, gloomy walls, as if even they looked like a refuge to his tired eyes. He walked around it repeatedly, returned to the same spot, and sat down again. He did this often, and once, with a sudden movement, he crossed over to where some men were watching from the prison lodge, stepping onto the steps as if he was determined to talk to them. But when he looked around and saw that the day was starting to break, he gave up on his plan and turned to run away.

He was soon in the quarter he had lately traversed, and pacing to and fro again as he had done before. He was passing down a mean street, when from an alley close at hand some shouts of revelry arose, and there came straggling forth a dozen madcaps, whooping and calling to each other, who, parting noisily, took different ways and dispersed in smaller groups.

He soon found himself in the neighborhood he had just walked through, pacing back and forth like he had before. As he was walking down a run-down street, he heard the sounds of a party coming from a nearby alley. A group of about twelve rowdy friends burst out, shouting and calling to one another, and then they split up noisily and scattered into smaller groups.

Hoping that some low place of entertainment which would afford him a safe refuge might be near at hand, he turned into this court when they were all gone, and looked about for a half-opened door, or lighted window, or other indication of the place whence they had come. It was so profoundly dark, however, and so ill-favoured, that he concluded they had but turned up there, missing their way, and were pouring out again when he observed them. With this impression, and finding there was no outlet but that by which he had entered, he was about to turn, when from a grating near his feet a sudden stream of light appeared, and the sound of talking came. He retreated into a doorway to see who these talkers were, and to listen to them.

Hoping to find a nearby entertainment spot that would provide him a safe escape, he stepped into this courtyard after they had all left and looked for a slightly open door, a lit window, or any sign of where they had come from. It was incredibly dark and uninviting, leading him to believe they had simply stumbled in, gotten lost, and were leaving again when he saw them. With that thought in mind, and realizing there was no way out except the one he had entered, he was about to turn around when a sudden stream of light burst from a grate near his feet, accompanied by the sound of voices. He stepped back into a doorway to see who was talking and to listen in.

The light came to the level of the pavement as he did this, and a man ascended, bearing in his hand a torch. This figure unlocked and held open the grating as for the passage of another, who presently appeared, in the form of a young man of small stature and uncommon self-importance, dressed in an obsolete and very gaudy fashion.

The light reached the pavement as he did this, and a man came up, holding a torch. This person unlocked and held open the grating for someone else, who soon showed up, looking like a young man of short height and unusual self-importance, dressed in an outdated and very flashy style.

‘Good night, noble captain,’ said he with the torch. ‘Farewell, commander. Good luck, illustrious general!’

“Good night, respected captain,” he said, holding the torch. “Take care, commander. Best of luck, brilliant general!”

In return to these compliments the other bade him hold his tongue, and keep his noise to himself, and laid upon him many similar injunctions, with great fluency of speech and sternness of manner.

In response to these compliments, the other told him to be quiet and to keep his noise to himself, giving him many similar instructions with a lot of eloquence and seriousness.

‘Commend me, captain, to the stricken Miggs,’ returned the torch-bearer in a lower voice. ‘My captain flies at higher game than Miggses. Ha, ha, ha! My captain is an eagle, both as respects his eye and soaring wings. My captain breaketh hearts as other bachelors break eggs at breakfast.’

‘Give my regards to the wounded Miggs,’ said the torch-bearer in a quieter tone. ‘My captain is aiming for bigger things than Miggs. Ha, ha, ha! My captain is an eagle, both in terms of his keen eye and his ability to soar. My captain breaks hearts just like other bachelors crack eggs at breakfast.’

‘What a fool you are, Stagg!’ said Mr Tappertit, stepping on the pavement of the court, and brushing from his legs the dust he had contracted in his passage upward.

‘What a fool you are, Stagg!’ said Mr. Tappertit, stepping onto the sidewalk of the court and brushing the dust off his legs that he had picked up on his way up.

‘His precious limbs!’ cried Stagg, clasping one of his ankles. ‘Shall a Miggs aspire to these proportions! No, no, my captain. We will inveigle ladies fair, and wed them in our secret cavern. We will unite ourselves with blooming beauties, captain.’

‘His precious limbs!’ cried Stagg, holding onto one of his ankles. ‘Can a Miggs ever hope to have these proportions! No, no, my captain. We will lure in beautiful ladies and marry them in our secret cave. We will join ourselves with lovely beauties, captain.’

‘I’ll tell you what, my buck,’ said Mr Tappertit, releasing his leg; ‘I’ll trouble you not to take liberties, and not to broach certain questions unless certain questions are broached to you. Speak when you’re spoke to on particular subjects, and not otherways. Hold the torch up till I’ve got to the end of the court, and then kennel yourself, do you hear?’

"I’ll tell you something, my friend," Mr. Tappertit said, letting go of his leg. "I’d appreciate it if you didn’t overstep and didn’t bring up certain topics unless I do. Only speak when you’re spoken to about specific things, and nothing else. Hold the torch up until I reach the end of the alley, and then keep yourself out of the way, got it?"

‘I hear you, noble captain.’

"I hear you, brave captain."

‘Obey then,’ said Mr Tappertit haughtily. ‘Gentlemen, lead on!’ With which word of command (addressed to an imaginary staff or retinue) he folded his arms, and walked with surpassing dignity down the court.

‘Obey then,’ said Mr. Tappertit arrogantly. ‘Gentlemen, lead on!’ With that command (directed at an imaginary entourage), he crossed his arms and strutted down the courtyard with great dignity.

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His obsequious follower stood holding the torch above his head, and then the observer saw for the first time, from his place of concealment, that he was blind. Some involuntary motion on his part caught the quick ear of the blind man, before he was conscious of having moved an inch towards him, for he turned suddenly and cried, ‘Who’s there?’

His eager follower held the torch above his head, and then the observer saw for the first time, from his hiding spot, that he was blind. An involuntary movement from him caught the blind man's attention before he even realized he had moved an inch closer, as he suddenly turned and shouted, ‘Who’s there?’

‘A man,’ said the other, advancing. ‘A friend.’

‘A man,’ said the other, stepping forward. ‘A friend.’

‘A stranger!’ rejoined the blind man. ‘Strangers are not my friends. What do you do there?’

‘A stranger!’ the blind man responded. ‘Strangers aren’t my friends. What are you doing there?’

‘I saw your company come out, and waited here till they were gone. I want a lodging.’

‘I saw your group leave, and waited here until they were gone. I need a place to stay.’

‘A lodging at this time!’ returned Stagg, pointing towards the dawn as though he saw it. ‘Do you know the day is breaking?’

‘A place to stay at this time!’ Stagg replied, pointing toward the dawn as if he could see it. ‘Do you realize that day is breaking?’

‘I know it,’ rejoined the other, ‘to my cost. I have been traversing this iron-hearted town all night.’

‘I know it,’ replied the other, ‘at my own expense. I’ve been wandering through this cold-hearted town all night.’

‘You had better traverse it again,’ said the blind man, preparing to descend, ‘till you find some lodgings suitable to your taste. I don’t let any.’

‘You should check it out again,’ said the blind man, getting ready to go down, ‘until you find some accommodations that suit your taste. I don’t rent out any.’

‘Stay!’ cried the other, holding him by the arm.

‘Stay!’ cried the other, grabbing him by the arm.

‘I’ll beat this light about that hangdog face of yours (for hangdog it is, if it answers to your voice), and rouse the neighbourhood besides, if you detain me,’ said the blind man. ‘Let me go. Do you hear?’

“I’ll smash this light against that sad face of yours (and it definitely looks sad if it matches your voice), and wake up the whole neighborhood too, if you don’t let me go,” said the blind man. “Let me go. Do you hear me?”

‘Do YOU hear!’ returned the other, chinking a few shillings together, and hurriedly pressing them into his hand. ‘I beg nothing of you. I will pay for the shelter you give me. Death! Is it much to ask of such as you! I have come from the country, and desire to rest where there are none to question me. I am faint, exhausted, worn out, almost dead. Let me lie down, like a dog, before your fire. I ask no more than that. If you would be rid of me, I will depart to-morrow.’

‘Do YOU hear!’ replied the other, clinking a few coins together and quickly pressing them into his hand. ‘I’m not asking anything from you. I’ll pay for the shelter you give me. Damn it! Is it too much to ask from someone like you! I’ve come from the countryside and just want to rest where no one will question me. I’m faint, exhausted, worn out, almost dead. Let me lie down like a dog in front of your fire. That’s all I ask. If you want to get rid of me, I’ll leave tomorrow.’

‘If a gentleman has been unfortunate on the road,’ muttered Stagg, yielding to the other, who, pressing on him, had already gained a footing on the steps—‘and can pay for his accommodation—’

‘If a guy has had a bad time out there,’ muttered Stagg, giving in to the other, who, pushing against him, had already gotten a foothold on the steps—‘and can cover his stay—’

‘I will pay you with all I have. I am just now past the want of food, God knows, and wish but to purchase shelter. What companion have you below?’

‘I will pay you with everything I have. I'm just past the point of needing food, God knows, and I only want to buy some shelter. Who do you have down there?’

‘None.’

"None."

‘Then fasten your grate there, and show me the way. Quick!’

‘Then attach your grate there, and show me how to get there. Hurry up!’

The blind man complied after a moment’s hesitation, and they descended together. The dialogue had passed as hurriedly as the words could be spoken, and they stood in his wretched room before he had had time to recover from his first surprise.

The blind man agreed after a brief moment of hesitation, and they went down together. The conversation had gone by as quickly as the words could be said, and they stood in his shabby room before he had a chance to recover from his initial surprise.

‘May I see where that door leads to, and what is beyond?’ said the man, glancing keenly round. ‘You will not mind that?’

“Can I see where that door goes and what’s on the other side?” the man asked, looking around intently. “You don’t mind, do you?”

‘I will show you myself. Follow me, or go before. Take your choice.’

"I'll show you myself. Follow me, or go ahead. It's up to you."

He bade him lead the way, and, by the light of the torch which his conductor held up for the purpose, inspected all three cellars narrowly. Assured that the blind man had spoken truth, and that he lived there alone, the visitor returned with him to the first, in which a fire was burning, and flung himself with a deep groan upon the ground before it.

He asked him to take the lead, and, with the light of the torch his guide held up, examined all three cellars closely. Convinced that the blind man had been honest and that he lived there alone, the visitor went back with him to the first cellar, where a fire was burning, and collapsed with a deep groan onto the ground in front of it.

His host pursued his usual occupation without seeming to heed him any further. But directly he fell asleep—and he noted his falling into a slumber, as readily as the keenest-sighted man could have done—he knelt down beside him, and passed his hand lightly but carefully over his face and person.

His host continued with his usual activities without paying him any more attention. But as soon as he fell asleep—and he was aware of his descent into slumber, just as clearly as the sharpest-eyed person could have noticed—it was then that he knelt beside him and gently, yet carefully, brushed his hand over his face and body.

His sleep was checkered with starts and moans, and sometimes with a muttered word or two. His hands were clenched, his brow bent, and his mouth firmly set. All this, the blind man accurately marked; and as if his curiosity were strongly awakened, and he had already some inkling of his mystery, he sat watching him, if the expression may be used, and listening, until it was broad day.

His sleep was restless with gasps and murmurs, and sometimes with a whispered word or two. His hands were clenched, his brow furrowed, and his mouth set tight. The blind man noticed all this accurately; and as if his curiosity were piqued, and he had some sense of the mystery unfolding, he sat watching him, if that’s the right expression, and listening, until it was fully daylight.





Chapter 19

Dolly Varden’s pretty little head was yet bewildered by various recollections of the party, and her bright eyes were yet dazzled by a crowd of images, dancing before them like motes in the sunbeams, among which the effigy of one partner in particular did especially figure, the same being a young coachmaker (a master in his own right) who had given her to understand, when he handed her into the chair at parting, that it was his fixed resolve to neglect his business from that time, and die slowly for the love of her—Dolly’s head, and eyes, and thoughts, and seven senses, were all in a state of flutter and confusion for which the party was accountable, although it was now three days old, when, as she was sitting listlessly at breakfast, reading all manner of fortunes (that is to say, of married and flourishing fortunes) in the grounds of her teacup, a step was heard in the workshop, and Mr Edward Chester was descried through the glass door, standing among the rusty locks and keys, like love among the roses—for which apt comparison the historian may by no means take any credit to himself, the same being the invention, in a sentimental mood, of the chaste and modest Miggs, who, beholding him from the doorsteps she was then cleaning, did, in her maiden meditation, give utterance to the simile.

Dolly Varden’s pretty little head was still spinning from various memories of the party, and her bright eyes were still dazzled by a swirl of images dancing before them like dust in sunlight. One particular image stood out, that of a young coachmaker (a master in his own right) who made it clear when he helped her into the carriage at the end of the night that he was determined to neglect his business from that moment on and slowly waste away for love of her. Dolly’s head, eyes, thoughts, and all her senses were in a state of flutter and confusion because of the party, even though it had been three days since. While she was sitting listlessly at breakfast, reading all sorts of fortunes (that is, prospects of marriage and happiness) in the leaves of her teacup, she heard footsteps in the workshop. Mr. Edward Chester appeared through the glass door, standing among the rusty locks and keys, like love among roses—which comparison the narrator cannot take credit for, as it was the idea, in a sentimental moment, of the innocent and modest Miggs. She had been cleaning the steps when she, lost in thought, came up with the simile.

The locksmith, who happened at the moment to have his eyes thrown upward and his head backward, in an intense communing with Toby, did not see his visitor, until Mrs Varden, more watchful than the rest, had desired Sim Tappertit to open the glass door and give him admission—from which untoward circumstance the good lady argued (for she could deduce a precious moral from the most trifling event) that to take a draught of small ale in the morning was to observe a pernicious, irreligious, and Pagan custom, the relish whereof should be left to swine, and Satan, or at least to Popish persons, and should be shunned by the righteous as a work of sin and evil. She would no doubt have pursued her admonition much further, and would have founded on it a long list of precious precepts of inestimable value, but that the young gentleman standing by in a somewhat uncomfortable and discomfited manner while she read her spouse this lecture, occasioned her to bring it to a premature conclusion.

The locksmith happened to be looking up and leaning back, deeply in thought with Toby, and didn't notice his visitor until Mrs. Varden, being more observant than the others, asked Sim Tappertit to open the glass door and let him in. From this unfortunate situation, the good lady concluded (as she often found meaningful lessons in even the smallest events) that having a mug of weak ale in the morning was a harmful, irreligious, and pagan practice, best left to pigs, the devil, or at least to Catholics, and should be avoided by the righteous as a sinful act. She would have likely gone on to elaborate much more and lay down a long list of invaluable moral teachings, but the young man standing nearby, looking somewhat awkward and uncomfortable while she lectured her husband, caused her to cut it short.

‘I’m sure you’ll excuse me, sir,’ said Mrs Varden, rising and curtseying. ‘Varden is so very thoughtless, and needs so much reminding—Sim, bring a chair here.’

“I’m sure you’ll forgive me, sir,” said Mrs. Varden, standing and curtsying. “Varden is so thoughtless and needs so much reminding—Sim, bring a chair over here.”

Mr Tappertit obeyed, with a flourish implying that he did so, under protest.

Mr. Tappertit complied, with a dramatic flair suggesting that he was doing so against his will.

‘And you can go, Sim,’ said the locksmith.

‘And you can go, Sim,’ said the locksmith.

Mr Tappertit obeyed again, still under protest; and betaking himself to the workshop, began seriously to fear that he might find it necessary to poison his master, before his time was out.

Mr. Tappertit complied again, still complaining; and heading to the workshop, he started to seriously worry that he might need to poison his boss before his time was up.

In the meantime, Edward returned suitable replies to Mrs Varden’s courtesies, and that lady brightened up very much; so that when he accepted a dish of tea from the fair hands of Dolly, she was perfectly agreeable.

In the meantime, Edward responded appropriately to Mrs. Varden's kindness, and she seemed much happier; so when he accepted a cup of tea from Dolly's lovely hands, she was completely pleasant.

‘I am sure if there’s anything we can do,—Varden, or I, or Dolly either,—to serve you, sir, at any time, you have only to say it, and it shall be done,’ said Mrs V.

“I’m sure if there’s anything we can do—Varden, or I, or Dolly— to help you, sir, at any time, just let us know, and we’ll make it happen,” said Mrs. V.

‘I am much obliged to you, I am sure,’ returned Edward. ‘You encourage me to say that I have come here now, to beg your good offices.’

"I really appreciate it, I truly do," replied Edward. "You inspire me to say that I've come here now to ask for your help."

Mrs Varden was delighted beyond measure.

Mrs. Varden was really excited.

‘It occurred to me that probably your fair daughter might be going to the Warren, either to-day or to-morrow,’ said Edward, glancing at Dolly; ‘and if so, and you will allow her to take charge of this letter, ma’am, you will oblige me more than I can tell you. The truth is, that while I am very anxious it should reach its destination, I have particular reasons for not trusting it to any other conveyance; so that without your help, I am wholly at a loss.’

"It occurred to me that your lovely daughter might be heading to the Warren, either today or tomorrow," Edward said, looking at Dolly. "If so, and if you would let her take this letter, ma'am, I would be more grateful than I can express. The truth is, I really want it to reach its destination, but I have specific reasons for not wanting to trust it to any other means of delivery. So without your help, I'm completely stuck."

‘She was not going that way, sir, either to-day, or to-morrow, nor indeed all next week,’ the lady graciously rejoined, ‘but we shall be very glad to put ourselves out of the way on your account, and if you wish it, you may depend upon its going to-day. You might suppose,’ said Mrs Varden, frowning at her husband, ‘from Varden’s sitting there so glum and silent, that he objected to this arrangement; but you must not mind that, sir, if you please. It’s his way at home. Out of doors, he can be cheerful and talkative enough.’

“She’s not going that way, sir, today or tomorrow, and definitely not all of next week,” the lady replied graciously, “but we’d be more than happy to make an effort for your sake, and if you want it, you can count on it happening today. You might think,” Mrs. Varden said, frowning at her husband, “that Varden sitting there so glum and quiet means he’s against this plan; but please don’t take that personally, sir. That’s just how he is at home. Outside, he can be cheerful and chatty enough.”

Now, the fact was, that the unfortunate locksmith, blessing his stars to find his helpmate in such good humour, had been sitting with a beaming face, hearing this discourse with a joy past all expression. Wherefore this sudden attack quite took him by surprise.

Now, the truth was that the unlucky locksmith, grateful to find his partner in such a good mood, had been sitting there with a big smile, listening to this conversation with joy beyond words. So, this sudden confrontation completely caught him off guard.

‘My dear Martha—’ he said.

"Hey, Martha—" he said.

‘Oh yes, I dare say,’ interrupted Mrs Varden, with a smile of mingled scorn and pleasantry. ‘Very dear! We all know that.’

‘Oh yes, I definitely agree,’ interrupted Mrs. Varden, with a smile that mixed scorn and amusement. ‘Very true! We all know that.’

‘No, but my good soul,’ said Gabriel, ‘you are quite mistaken. You are indeed. I was delighted to find you so kind and ready. I waited, my dear, anxiously, I assure you, to hear what you would say.’

‘No, but my dear,’ said Gabriel, ‘you’ve got it all wrong. You really have. I was so happy to see you being so kind and willing. I waited, my dear, anxiously, I promise you, to hear what you would say.’

‘You waited anxiously,’ repeated Mrs V. ‘Yes! Thank you, Varden. You waited, as you always do, that I might bear the blame, if any came of it. But I am used to it,’ said the lady with a kind of solemn titter, ‘and that’s my comfort!’

'You waited nervously,' Mrs. V said again. 'Yes! Thanks, Varden. You always wait so that I can take the blame if things go wrong. But I'm used to it,' the lady said with a sort of serious laugh, 'and that's what makes me feel better!'

‘I give you my word, Martha—’ said Gabriel.

‘I give you my word, Martha—’ said Gabriel.

‘Let me give you MY word, my dear,’ interposed his wife with a Christian smile, ‘that such discussions as these between married people, are much better left alone. Therefore, if you please, Varden, we’ll drop the subject. I have no wish to pursue it. I could. I might say a great deal. But I would rather not. Pray don’t say any more.’

“Let me assure you, my dear,” his wife interrupted with a friendly smile, “that discussions like these between married people are much better avoided. So, if you don’t mind, Varden, let’s just drop it. I really don’t want to continue. I could. I could say a lot. But I’d rather not. Please don’t continue.”

‘I don’t want to say any more,’ rejoined the goaded locksmith.

‘I don’t want to say anything else,’ replied the irritated locksmith.

‘Well then, don’t,’ said Mrs Varden.

‘Well then, don’t,’ said Mrs. Varden.

‘Nor did I begin it, Martha,’ added the locksmith, good-humouredly, ‘I must say that.’

‘Nor did I start it, Martha,’ the locksmith added with a grin, ‘I have to say that.’

‘You did not begin it, Varden!’ exclaimed his wife, opening her eyes very wide and looking round upon the company, as though she would say, You hear this man! ‘You did not begin it, Varden! But you shall not say I was out of temper. No, you did not begin it, oh dear no, not you, my dear!’

“You didn’t start it, Varden!” his wife exclaimed, her eyes wide as she looked around at the group, as if to say, You all hear this guy! “You didn’t start it, Varden! But don’t claim I was in a bad mood. No, you definitely didn’t start it, oh no, not you, dear!”

‘Well, well,’ said the locksmith. ‘That’s settled then.’

'Well, well,' said the locksmith. 'That's settled then.'

‘Oh yes,’ rejoined his wife, ‘quite. If you like to say Dolly began it, my dear, I shall not contradict you. I know my duty. I need know it, I am sure. I am often obliged to bear it in mind, when my inclination perhaps would be for the moment to forget it. Thank you, Varden.’ And so, with a mighty show of humility and forgiveness, she folded her hands, and looked round again, with a smile which plainly said, ‘If you desire to see the first and foremost among female martyrs, here she is, on view!’

“Oh yes,” replied his wife, “absolutely. If you want to say Dolly started it, dear, I won’t argue with you. I know what I need to do. I’m sure I need to remember it, especially when I might feel like forgetting it for a moment. Thank you, Varden.” And so, with a grand display of humility and forgiveness, she folded her hands and looked around again, with a smile that clearly said, “If you want to see the leading female martyr, here I am, on display!”

This little incident, illustrative though it was of Mrs Varden’s extraordinary sweetness and amiability, had so strong a tendency to check the conversation and to disconcert all parties but that excellent lady, that only a few monosyllables were uttered until Edward withdrew; which he presently did, thanking the lady of the house a great many times for her condescension, and whispering in Dolly’s ear that he would call on the morrow, in case there should happen to be an answer to the note—which, indeed, she knew without his telling, as Barnaby and his friend Grip had dropped in on the previous night to prepare her for the visit which was then terminating.

This little incident, although it showed Mrs. Varden’s incredible kindness and friendliness, really put a damper on the conversation and made everyone uneasy except for her. As a result, only a few short words were spoken until Edward left; which he did shortly after, thanking the hostess repeatedly for her kindness, and whispering in Dolly’s ear that he would come by the next day in case there was a response to the note—which, in fact, she already knew, since Barnaby and his friend Grip had stopped by the night before to get her ready for the visit that was now ending.

Gabriel, who had attended Edward to the door, came back with his hands in his pockets; and, after fidgeting about the room in a very uneasy manner, and casting a great many sidelong looks at Mrs Varden (who with the calmest countenance in the world was five fathoms deep in the Protestant Manual), inquired of Dolly how she meant to go. Dolly supposed by the stage-coach, and looked at her lady mother, who finding herself silently appealed to, dived down at least another fathom into the Manual, and became unconscious of all earthly things.

Gabriel, who had walked Edward to the door, returned with his hands in his pockets. After fidgeting around the room uneasily and stealing many glances at Mrs. Varden (who, with the calmest expression in the world, was deeply engrossed in the Protestant Manual), he asked Dolly how she planned to leave. Dolly thought she would go by stagecoach and glanced at her mother, who, feeling silently called upon, plunged even deeper into the Manual and became oblivious to everything happening around her.

‘Martha—’ said the locksmith.

‘Martha—’ said the locksmith.

‘I hear you, Varden,’ said his wife, without rising to the surface.

“I hear you, Varden,” his wife replied, without coming up for air.

‘I am sorry, my dear, you have such an objection to the Maypole and old John, for otherways as it’s a very fine morning, and Saturday’s not a busy day with us, we might have all three gone to Chigwell in the chaise, and had quite a happy day of it.’

‘I’m sorry, my dear, you have such an issue with the Maypole and old John, because otherwise, since it’s a beautiful morning and Saturday isn’t a busy day for us, we could have all three gone to Chigwell in the carriage and had a wonderfully happy day.’

Mrs Varden immediately closed the Manual, and bursting into tears, requested to be led upstairs.

Mrs. Varden quickly shut the Manual and, bursting into tears, asked to be taken upstairs.

‘What is the matter now, Martha?’ inquired the locksmith.

'What’s wrong now, Martha?' asked the locksmith.

To which Martha rejoined, ‘Oh! don’t speak to me,’ and protested in agony that if anybody had told her so, she wouldn’t have believed it.

To which Martha replied, "Oh! don’t talk to me," and insisted in pain that if anyone had told her that, she wouldn’t have believed it.

‘But, Martha,’ said Gabriel, putting himself in the way as she was moving off with the aid of Dolly’s shoulder, ‘wouldn’t have believed what? Tell me what’s wrong now. Do tell me. Upon my soul I don’t know. Do YOU know, child? Damme!’ cried the locksmith, plucking at his wig in a kind of frenzy, ‘nobody does know, I verily believe, but Miggs!’

‘But, Martha,’ Gabriel said, stepping in front of her as she was leaving with Dolly’s help, ‘wouldn’t you believe what? Tell me what’s going on now. Please tell me. Honestly, I don’t know. Do YOU know, kid? Damn!’ yelled the locksmith, tugging at his wig in a kind of frenzy, ‘nobody knows, I truly believe, except Miggs!’

‘Miggs,’ said Mrs Varden faintly, and with symptoms of approaching incoherence, ‘is attached to me, and that is sufficient to draw down hatred upon her in this house. She is a comfort to me, whatever she may be to others.’

‘Miggs,’ said Mrs. Varden softly, showing signs of getting confused, ‘is close to me, and that’s enough to bring hatred down on her in this house. She brings me comfort, no matter what she is to others.’

‘She’s no comfort to me,’ cried Gabriel, made bold by despair. ‘She’s the misery of my life. She’s all the plagues of Egypt in one.’

‘She’s no comfort to me,’ cried Gabriel, driven by despair. ‘She’s the misery of my life. She’s all the plagues of Egypt in one.’

‘She’s considered so, I have no doubt,’ said Mrs Varden. ‘I was prepared for that; it’s natural; it’s of a piece with the rest. When you taunt me as you do to my face, how can I wonder that you taunt her behind her back!’ And here the incoherence coming on very strong, Mrs Varden wept, and laughed, and sobbed, and shivered, and hiccoughed, and choked; and said she knew it was very foolish but she couldn’t help it; and that when she was dead and gone, perhaps they would be sorry for it—which really under the circumstances did not appear quite so probable as she seemed to think—with a great deal more to the same effect. In a word, she passed with great decency through all the ceremonies incidental to such occasions; and being supported upstairs, was deposited in a highly spasmodic state on her own bed, where Miss Miggs shortly afterwards flung herself upon the body.

“She’s definitely seen that way, I’m sure,” said Mrs. Varden. “I was expecting it; it’s only natural; it fits with everything else. When you tease me like you do to my face, how can I be surprised that you mock her behind her back?” At this point, overwhelmed with emotion, Mrs. Varden cried, laughed, sobbed, shivered, hiccuped, and choked; she admitted it was silly but she couldn’t help it; and that when she was gone, maybe they would regret it—which, given the situation, didn’t seem likely at all, despite her belief—with a lot more along those lines. In short, she managed, with a fair amount of dignity, to get through all the usual rituals that come with such moments; and after being helped upstairs, she was laid in a highly agitated state on her own bed, where Miss Miggs shortly afterwards threw herself onto the bed beside her.

The philosophy of all this was, that Mrs Varden wanted to go to Chigwell; that she did not want to make any concession or explanation; that she would only go on being implored and entreated so to do; and that she would accept no other terms. Accordingly, after a vast amount of moaning and crying upstairs, and much damping of foreheads, and vinegaring of temples, and hartshorning of noses, and so forth; and after most pathetic adjurations from Miggs, assisted by warm brandy-and-water not over-weak, and divers other cordials, also of a stimulating quality, administered at first in teaspoonfuls and afterwards in increasing doses, and of which Miss Miggs herself partook as a preventive measure (for fainting is infectious); after all these remedies, and many more too numerous to mention, but not to take, had been applied; and many verbal consolations, moral, religious, and miscellaneous, had been super-added thereto; the locksmith humbled himself, and the end was gained.

The whole situation was that Mrs. Varden wanted to go to Chigwell; she didn't want to make any compromises or explanations; she would only keep being begged and pleaded with to do so; and she would accept no other terms. As a result, after a lot of moaning and crying upstairs, and much cooling of foreheads, and dabbing of temples, and treating of noses, and so on; and after some very heartfelt pleas from Miggs, along with some strong brandy-and-water, and various other stimulating drinks, which were first given in tiny spoonfuls and then in larger amounts, and which Miss Miggs herself took as a precaution (since fainting can be contagious); after all these remedies, and many others too many to mention, but not to take, had been used; and many verbal reassurances, moral, religious, and various, had been added on top; the locksmith swallowed his pride, and the goal was achieved.

‘If it’s only for the sake of peace and quietness, father,’ said Dolly, urging him to go upstairs.

‘If it’s just for the sake of peace and quiet, Dad,’ said Dolly, urging him to go upstairs.

‘Oh, Doll, Doll,’ said her good-natured father. ‘If you ever have a husband of your own—’

‘Oh, Doll, Doll,’ said her good-natured father. ‘If you ever have a husband of your own—’

Dolly glanced at the glass.

Dolly looked at the glass.

‘—Well, WHEN you have,’ said the locksmith, ‘never faint, my darling. More domestic unhappiness has come of easy fainting, Doll, than from all the greater passions put together. Remember that, my dear, if you would be really happy, which you never can be, if your husband isn’t. And a word in your ear, my precious. Never have a Miggs about you!’

‘—Well, WHEN you have,’ said the locksmith, ‘never faint, my darling. More domestic unhappiness has come from fainting easily, Doll, than from all the bigger passions combined. Remember that, my dear, if you want to be truly happy, which you can never be if your husband isn’t. And just a word to you, my precious. Never have a Miggs around!’

With this advice he kissed his blooming daughter on the cheek, and slowly repaired to Mrs Varden’s room; where that lady, lying all pale and languid on her couch, was refreshing herself with a sight of her last new bonnet, which Miggs, as a means of calming her scattered spirits, displayed to the best advantage at her bedside.

With that advice, he kissed his beautiful daughter on the cheek and slowly went to Mrs. Varden’s room. There, that lady, lying pale and weak on her couch, was enjoying a look at her latest new hat, which Miggs, trying to soothe her frayed nerves, showed off to the best possible angle by her bedside.

‘Here’s master, mim,’ said Miggs. ‘Oh, what a happiness it is when man and wife come round again! Oh gracious, to think that him and her should ever have a word together!’ In the energy of these sentiments, which were uttered as an apostrophe to the Heavens in general, Miss Miggs perched the bonnet on the top of her own head, and folding her hands, turned on her tears.

‘Here’s the master, miss,’ said Miggs. ‘Oh, what a joy it is when husband and wife reconnect! Oh my, to think that they would ever speak to each other!’ In the enthusiasm of these feelings, which she expressed as an address to the heavens, Miss Miggs placed the bonnet on her own head, folded her hands, and started to cry.

‘I can’t help it,’ cried Miggs. ‘I couldn’t, if I was to be drownded in ‘em. She has such a forgiving spirit! She’ll forget all that has passed, and go along with you, sir—Oh, if it was to the world’s end, she’d go along with you.’

‘I can’t help it,’ cried Miggs. ‘I couldn’t, even if I were drowning in them. She has such a forgiving spirit! She’ll forget everything that has happened and go with you, sir—Oh, even if it’s to the ends of the earth, she’d go with you.’

Mrs Varden with a faint smile gently reproved her attendant for this enthusiasm, and reminded her at the same time that she was far too unwell to venture out that day.

Mrs. Varden, with a slight smile, gently scolded her assistant for this excitement and reminded her that she was far too unwell to go out that day.

‘Oh no, you’re not, mim, indeed you’re not,’ said Miggs; ‘I repeal to master; master knows you’re not, mim. The hair, and motion of the shay, will do you good, mim, and you must not give way, you must not raly. She must keep up, mustn’t she, sir, for all our sakes? I was a telling her that, just now. She must remember us, even if she forgets herself. Master will persuade you, mim, I’m sure. There’s Miss Dolly’s a-going you know, and master, and you, and all so happy and so comfortable. Oh!’ cried Miggs, turning on the tears again, previous to quitting the room in great emotion, ‘I never see such a blessed one as she is for the forgiveness of her spirit, I never, never, never did. Not more did master neither; no, nor no one—never!’

"Oh no, you're not, ma'am, really you're not," said Miggs; "I appeal to master; he knows you’re not, ma'am. The hair and the movement of the carriage will be good for you, ma'am, and you mustn't give up, you mustn't weaken. You have to keep it together, don't you, sir, for all our sakes? I was just telling her that. She must remember us, even if she forgets herself. Master will convince you, I’m sure. There's Miss Dolly going, you know, and master, and you, all so happy and so comfortable. Oh!" cried Miggs, bursting into tears again before leaving the room in great distress, "I've never seen anyone as blessed as she is for the forgiveness of her spirit, I never, never, never have. Neither has master; no, nor anyone—never!"

For five minutes or thereabouts, Mrs Varden remained mildly opposed to all her husband’s prayers that she would oblige him by taking a day’s pleasure, but relenting at length, she suffered herself to be persuaded, and granting him her free forgiveness (the merit whereof, she meekly said, rested with the Manual and not with her), desired that Miggs might come and help her dress. The handmaid attended promptly, and it is but justice to their joint exertions to record that, when the good lady came downstairs in course of time, completely decked out for the journey, she really looked as if nothing had happened, and appeared in the very best health imaginable.

For about five minutes, Mrs. Varden was somewhat reluctant to her husband’s pleas for her to take a day of enjoyment, but eventually, she gave in and allowed herself to be convinced. Granting him her full forgiveness (which, she humbly stated, was the responsibility of the Manual and not hers), she asked for Miggs to come and help her get ready. The maid quickly came, and it’s only fair to note that when the good lady finally made her way downstairs all dressed for the trip, she truly looked as if nothing had happened and seemed to be in excellent health.

As to Dolly, there she was again, the very pink and pattern of good looks, in a smart little cherry-coloured mantle, with a hood of the same drawn over her head, and upon the top of that hood, a little straw hat trimmed with cherry-coloured ribbons, and worn the merest trifle on one side—just enough in short to make it the wickedest and most provoking head-dress that ever malicious milliner devised. And not to speak of the manner in which these cherry-coloured decorations brightened her eyes, or vied with her lips, or shed a new bloom on her face, she wore such a cruel little muff, and such a heart-rending pair of shoes, and was so surrounded and hemmed in, as it were, by aggravations of all kinds, that when Mr Tappettit, holding the horse’s head, saw her come out of the house alone, such impulses came over him to decoy her into the chaise and drive off like mad, that he would unquestionably have done it, but for certain uneasy doubts besetting him as to the shortest way to Gretna Green; whether it was up the street or down, or up the right-hand turning or the left; and whether, supposing all the turnpikes to be carried by storm, the blacksmith in the end would marry them on credit; which by reason of his clerical office appeared, even to his excited imagination, so unlikely, that he hesitated. And while he stood hesitating, and looking post-chaises-and-six at Dolly, out came his master and his mistress, and the constant Miggs, and the opportunity was gone for ever. For now the chaise creaked upon its springs, and Mrs Varden was inside; and now it creaked again, and more than ever, and the locksmith was inside; and now it bounded once, as if its heart beat lightly, and Dolly was inside; and now it was gone and its place was empty, and he and that dreary Miggs were standing in the street together.

As for Dolly, there she was again, the very picture of beauty, wearing a stylish cherry-colored coat with a matching hood pulled over her head. On top of the hood, she had a little straw hat trimmed with cherry ribbons, tilted just enough to make it the most charming and annoying hat a mischievous hat maker could design. Not to mention how those cherry-colored accents made her eyes sparkle, complemented her lips, and gave her face a fresh glow. She had this adorable little muff and a heart-wrenching pair of shoes, surrounded by all sorts of temptations. When Mr. Tappettit, holding the horse's head, saw her come out of the house alone, he was overwhelmed with the urge to lure her into the carriage and speed away like crazy. He would have definitely done it if he hadn’t been troubled by doubts about the quickest route to Gretna Green; whether it was up the street or down, or if it was the right turn or the left. Plus, he wondered if, assuming they took every tollgate by storm, the blacksmith would even marry them on credit, which seemed pretty unlikely, even to his excited mind, causing him to hesitate. While he stood there hesitating and eyeing Dolly with longing, his master and mistress, along with the ever-present Miggs, came out, and the chance was gone forever. The carriage creaked as Mrs. Varden got inside; it creaked again more than before when the locksmith climbed in; then it bounced once, as if it were alive, and Dolly was inside; and just like that, it was gone, leaving him and that gloomy Miggs standing alone in the street.

The hearty locksmith was in as good a humour as if nothing had occurred for the last twelve months to put him out of his way, Dolly was all smiles and graces, and Mrs Varden was agreeable beyond all precedent. As they jogged through the streets talking of this thing and of that, who should be descried upon the pavement but that very coachmaker, looking so genteel that nobody would have believed he had ever had anything to do with a coach but riding in it, and bowing like any nobleman. To be sure Dolly was confused when she bowed again, and to be sure the cherry-coloured ribbons trembled a little when she met his mournful eye, which seemed to say, ‘I have kept my word, I have begun, the business is going to the devil, and you’re the cause of it.’ There he stood, rooted to the ground: as Dolly said, like a statue; and as Mrs Varden said, like a pump; till they turned the corner: and when her father thought it was like his impudence, and her mother wondered what he meant by it, Dolly blushed again till her very hood was pale.

The cheerful locksmith was in as good a mood as if nothing had happened in the last twelve months to upset him. Dolly was all smiles and kindness, and Mrs. Varden was more agreeable than ever. As they strolled through the streets chatting about this and that, who should they spot on the sidewalk but that very coachmaker, looking so refined that no one would believe he had ever done anything with a coach other than ride in it, and bowing like a nobleman. Of course, Dolly felt awkward when she bowed again, and the cherry-colored ribbons trembled a bit when she met his sad eyes, which seemed to say, ‘I’ve kept my promise, I’ve started, the business is going downhill, and you’re the reason for it.’ There he stood, frozen in place: as Dolly said, like a statue; and as Mrs. Varden said, like a pump; until they turned the corner. When her father thought it was bold of him and her mother wondered what he was up to, Dolly blushed again until her very hood turned pale.

But on they went, not the less merrily for this, and there was the locksmith in the incautious fulness of his heart ‘pulling-up’ at all manner of places, and evincing a most intimate acquaintance with all the taverns on the road, and all the landlords and all the landladies, with whom, indeed, the little horse was on equally friendly terms, for he kept on stopping of his own accord. Never were people so glad to see other people as these landlords and landladies were to behold Mr Varden and Mrs Varden and Miss Varden; and wouldn’t they get out, said one; and they really must walk upstairs, said another; and she would take it ill and be quite certain they were proud if they wouldn’t have a little taste of something, said a third; and so on, that it was really quite a Progress rather than a ride, and one continued scene of hospitality from beginning to end. It was pleasant enough to be held in such esteem, not to mention the refreshments; so Mrs Varden said nothing at the time, and was all affability and delight—but such a body of evidence as she collected against the unfortunate locksmith that day, to be used thereafter as occasion might require, never was got together for matrimonial purposes.

But off they went, just as happily as ever, and there was the locksmith, in his carefree spirit, stopping at all sorts of places and showing a real familiarity with all the taverns along the way, as well as with all the landlords and landladies. In fact, the little horse was on friendly terms too, since it kept stopping on its own. Never had anyone been so happy to see others as these landlords and landladies were to welcome Mr. Varden, Mrs. Varden, and Miss Varden; and one said they should get out, and another insisted they really had to go upstairs, while a third remarked that she would be offended and think they were snobbish if they didn’t have a little something to taste; and so on, that it felt more like a social visit than just a ride, creating a continuous scene of hospitality from start to finish. It was quite nice to be held in such high regard, not to mention the refreshments; so Mrs. Varden said nothing in the moment and was all charm and happiness—but the amount of evidence she gathered against the poor locksmith that day, to be used later as needed, was unlike anything ever collected for marital reasons.

In course of time—and in course of a pretty long time too, for these agreeable interruptions delayed them not a little,—they arrived upon the skirts of the Forest, and riding pleasantly on among the trees, came at last to the Maypole, where the locksmith’s cheerful ‘Yoho!’ speedily brought to the porch old John, and after him young Joe, both of whom were so transfixed at sight of the ladies, that for a moment they were perfectly unable to give them any welcome, and could do nothing but stare.

Eventually—and it took quite a while, as those enjoyable delays held them up a bit—they reached the edge of the Forest. As they rode comfortably through the trees, they finally arrived at the Maypole, where the locksmith’s cheerful ‘Yoho!’ quickly brought old John to the porch, followed by young Joe. Both were so stunned at the sight of the ladies that they could only stare for a moment, completely unable to offer any greeting.

It was only for a moment, however, that Joe forgot himself, for speedily reviving he thrust his drowsy father aside—to Mr Willet’s mighty and inexpressible indignation—and darting out, stood ready to help them to alight. It was necessary for Dolly to get out first. Joe had her in his arms;—yes, though for a space of time no longer than you could count one in, Joe had her in his arms. Here was a glimpse of happiness!

It was only for a moment that Joe lost himself, but quickly recovering, he pushed his sleepy father aside—to Mr. Willet’s great and unspoken anger—and dashed out, ready to help them get out. Dolly needed to get out first. Joe had her in his arms; yes, even if it was just for a moment, Joe had her in his arms. Here was a flash of happiness!

It would be difficult to describe what a flat and commonplace affair the helping Mrs Varden out afterwards was, but Joe did it, and did it too with the best grace in the world. Then old John, who, entertaining a dull and foggy sort of idea that Mrs Varden wasn’t fond of him, had been in some doubt whether she might not have come for purposes of assault and battery, took courage, hoped she was well, and offered to conduct her into the house. This tender being amicably received, they marched in together; Joe and Dolly followed, arm-in-arm, (happiness again!) and Varden brought up the rear.

It’s hard to describe how flat and ordinary it was to help Mrs. Varden afterward, but Joe managed it and did so with the best attitude possible. Then old John, who had this dull and cloudy notion that Mrs. Varden didn’t like him, was uncertain whether she might have come to cause trouble. He mustered his courage, hoped she was doing well, and offered to show her into the house. This kind gesture was welcomed, and they walked in together; Joe and Dolly followed, arm-in-arm (happiness again!), and Varden brought up the rear.

Old John would have it that they must sit in the bar, and nobody objecting, into the bar they went. All bars are snug places, but the Maypole’s was the very snuggest, cosiest, and completest bar, that ever the wit of man devised. Such amazing bottles in old oaken pigeon-holes; such gleaming tankards dangling from pegs at about the same inclination as thirsty men would hold them to their lips; such sturdy little Dutch kegs ranged in rows on shelves; so many lemons hanging in separate nets, and forming the fragrant grove already mentioned in this chronicle, suggestive, with goodly loaves of snowy sugar stowed away hard by, of punch, idealised beyond all mortal knowledge; such closets, such presses, such drawers full of pipes, such places for putting things away in hollow window-seats, all crammed to the throat with eatables, drinkables, or savoury condiments; lastly, and to crown all, as typical of the immense resources of the establishment, and its defiances to all visitors to cut and come again, such a stupendous cheese!

Old John insisted that they should hang out in the bar, and since no one objected, into the bar they went. All bars are cozy spots, but the Maypole’s was by far the coziest and most complete bar ever created. It had incredible bottles in old wooden pigeonholes; shiny tankards hanging from pegs at just the right angle for thirsty patrons; sturdy little Dutch kegs lined up on shelves; countless lemons hanging in separate nets, creating the fragrant grove mentioned earlier in this story, hinting at punch perfected beyond anything anyone could imagine; so many closets, so many cabinets, so many drawers filled with pipes, and spaces in hollow window seats crammed with food, drinks, or tasty condiments; and finally, to top it all off, as a symbol of the establishment's vast resources and its message to all guests to come back whenever they liked, there was an enormous cheese!

It is a poor heart that never rejoices—it must have been the poorest, weakest, and most watery heart that ever beat, which would not have warmed towards the Maypole bar. Mrs Varden’s did directly. She could no more have reproached John Willet among those household gods, the kegs and bottles, lemons, pipes, and cheese, than she could have stabbed him with his own bright carving-knife. The order for dinner too—it might have soothed a savage. ‘A bit of fish,’ said John to the cook, ‘and some lamb chops (breaded, with plenty of ketchup), and a good salad, and a roast spring chicken, with a dish of sausages and mashed potatoes, or something of that sort.’ Something of that sort! The resources of these inns! To talk carelessly about dishes, which in themselves were a first-rate holiday kind of dinner, suitable to one’s wedding-day, as something of that sort: meaning, if you can’t get a spring chicken, any other trifle in the way of poultry will do—such as a peacock, perhaps! The kitchen too, with its great broad cavernous chimney; the kitchen, where nothing in the way of cookery seemed impossible; where you could believe in anything to eat, they chose to tell you of. Mrs Varden returned from the contemplation of these wonders to the bar again, with a head quite dizzy and bewildered. Her housekeeping capacity was not large enough to comprehend them. She was obliged to go to sleep. Waking was pain, in the midst of such immensity.

It's a sad heart that never feels joy—it must be the saddest, weakest, most pitiful heart that ever existed if it can't feel warmth for the Maypole bar. Mrs. Varden felt that warmth instantly. She couldn't have scolded John Willet among those household items—the kegs and bottles, lemons, pipes, and cheese—any more than she could have stabbed him with his own shiny carving knife. The dinner order could have calmed even the angriest person. "A bit of fish," John told the cook, "some lamb chops (breaded, with plenty of ketchup), a good salad, and a roast spring chicken, with a side of sausages and mashed potatoes, or something like that." Something like that! The selection at these inns! To casually mention dishes that, in themselves, were a top-notch holiday dinner, fit for a wedding day, as just “something like that”—implying that if you couldn't get a spring chicken, any other poultry will do—like a peacock, maybe! The kitchen too, with its wide, cavernous chimney; the kitchen where nothing seemed impossible in terms of cooking; where you could believe anything they told you was edible. Mrs. Varden returned from marveling at these wonders to the bar, feeling completely dizzy and confused. Her ability to manage this was simply too limited for her to grasp it all. She had to go to sleep. Waking up felt painful amidst such vastness.

Dolly in the meanwhile, whose gay heart and head ran upon other matters, passed out at the garden door, and glancing back now and then (but of course not wondering whether Joe saw her), tripped away by a path across the fields with which she was well acquainted, to discharge her mission at the Warren; and this deponent hath been informed and verily believes, that you might have seen many less pleasant objects than the cherry-coloured mantle and ribbons, as they went fluttering along the green meadows in the bright light of the day, like giddy things as they were.

Dolly, meanwhile, whose happy heart and mind were on other things, stepped out through the garden door. She glanced back occasionally (but of course, not wondering if Joe saw her) and skipped along a path across the fields that she knew well, to complete her task at the Warren. I’ve been told and truly believe that you could have seen many less appealing sights than the cherry-colored mantle and ribbons fluttering along the green meadows in the bright daylight, just like the carefree things they were.





Chapter 20

The proud consciousness of her trust, and the great importance she derived from it, might have advertised it to all the house if she had had to run the gauntlet of its inhabitants; but as Dolly had played in every dull room and passage many and many a time, when a child, and had ever since been the humble friend of Miss Haredale, whose foster-sister she was, she was as free of the building as the young lady herself. So, using no greater precaution than holding her breath and walking on tiptoe as she passed the library door, she went straight to Emma’s room as a privileged visitor.

The proud awareness of her trust, and the significance she drew from it, could have made it obvious to everyone in the house if she had to navigate through its residents; but since Dolly had played in every dull room and hallway countless times as a child, and had always been the humble friend of Miss Haredale, who was her foster sister, she moved through the building as freely as the young lady herself. So, without taking any extra precautions other than holding her breath and tiptoeing past the library door, she headed straight to Emma’s room as a special guest.

It was the liveliest room in the building. The chamber was sombre like the rest for the matter of that, but the presence of youth and beauty would make a prison cheerful (saving alas! that confinement withers them), and lend some charms of their own to the gloomiest scene. Birds, flowers, books, drawing, music, and a hundred such graceful tokens of feminine loves and cares, filled it with more of life and human sympathy than the whole house besides seemed made to hold. There was heart in the room; and who that has a heart, ever fails to recognise the silent presence of another!

It was the most lively room in the building. The space was dark like the rest, but the presence of youth and beauty could make even a prison feel cheerful (though sadly, confinement drains their spirit), adding its own charm to the gloomiest scene. Birds, flowers, books, drawings, music, and countless other lovely things that reflect feminine affection filled it with more life and human connection than the entire rest of the house seemed capable of holding. There was emotion in the room; and anyone with a heart can easily sense the quiet presence of another!

Dolly had one undoubtedly, and it was not a tough one either, though there was a little mist of coquettishness about it, such as sometimes surrounds that sun of life in its morning, and slightly dims its lustre. Thus, when Emma rose to greet her, and kissing her affectionately on the cheek, told her, in her quiet way, that she had been very unhappy, the tears stood in Dolly’s eyes, and she felt more sorry than she could tell; but next moment she happened to raise them to the glass, and really there was something there so exceedingly agreeable, that as she sighed, she smiled, and felt surprisingly consoled.

Dolly definitely had one, and it wasn't a hard one either, though there was a hint of flirtation about it, similar to how the morning sun can sometimes be surrounded by a little mist that slightly dulls its shine. So, when Emma stood up to greet her and affectionately kissed her on the cheek, telling her softly that she had been very unhappy, tears welled up in Dolly's eyes, and she felt more sorrow than she could express. But the next moment, she happened to look in the mirror, and there was something so incredibly pleasing there that as she sighed, she smiled and felt unexpectedly comforted.

‘I have heard about it, miss,’ said Dolly, ‘and it’s very sad indeed, but when things are at the worst they are sure to mend.’

“I’ve heard about it, miss,” said Dolly, “and it’s really sad, but when things are at their worst, they’re sure to get better.”

‘But are you sure they are at the worst?’ asked Emma with a smile.

‘But are you sure they’re at their worst?’ asked Emma with a smile.

‘Why, I don’t see how they can very well be more unpromising than they are; I really don’t,’ said Dolly. ‘And I bring something to begin with.’

“Honestly, I can’t see how things could be any less promising than they are; I really can’t,” said Dolly. “And I have something to start with.”

‘Not from Edward?’

"Not from Edward?"

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Dolly nodded and smiled, and feeling in her pockets (there were pockets in those days) with an affectation of not being able to find what she wanted, which greatly enhanced her importance, at length produced the letter. As Emma hastily broke the seal and became absorbed in its contents, Dolly’s eyes, by one of those strange accidents for which there is no accounting, wandered to the glass again. She could not help wondering whether the coach-maker suffered very much, and quite pitied the poor man.

Dolly nodded and smiled, and while feeling in her pockets (they had pockets back then) with a pretend struggle to find what she needed, which made her seem more important, she finally pulled out the letter. As Emma quickly broke the seal and got lost in what it said, Dolly’s eyes, through one of those odd moments that can’t be explained, drifted back to the mirror. She couldn’t help but wonder if the coach-maker was in a lot of pain, and she felt sympathy for the poor man.

It was a long letter—a very long letter, written close on all four sides of the sheet of paper, and crossed afterwards; but it was not a consolatory letter, for as Emma read it she stopped from time to time to put her handkerchief to her eyes. To be sure Dolly marvelled greatly to see her in so much distress, for to her thinking a love affair ought to be one of the best jokes, and the slyest, merriest kind of thing in life. But she set it down in her own mind that all this came from Miss Haredale’s being so constant, and that if she would only take on with some other young gentleman—just in the most innocent way possible, to keep her first lover up to the mark—she would find herself inexpressibly comforted.

It was a long letter—a very long letter, written on all four sides of the sheet of paper and crossed afterwards; but it wasn’t a comforting letter, since every time Emma read it, she had to pause to wipe her eyes with her handkerchief. Dolly was quite surprised to see her in such distress, because she thought a love affair should be one of the best jokes and the slyest, happiest things in life. But she figured that all this sadness was because Miss Haredale was so devoted, and if she would just flirt with some other young man—innocently, of course, to keep her first love on his toes—she would feel much better.

‘I am sure that’s what I should do if it was me,’ thought Dolly. ‘To make one’s sweetheart miserable is well enough and quite right, but to be made miserable one’s self is a little too much!’

‘I’m sure that’s what I would do if I were in their position,’ thought Dolly. ‘Making your partner unhappy is one thing and somewhat acceptable, but being made miserable yourself is a bit too much!’

However it wouldn’t do to say so, and therefore she sat looking on in silence. She needed a pretty considerable stretch of patience, for when the long letter had been read once all through it was read again, and when it had been read twice all through it was read again. During this tedious process, Dolly beguiled the time in the most improving manner that occurred to her, by curling her hair on her fingers, with the aid of the looking-glass before mentioned, and giving it some killing twists.

However, she couldn't say anything about it, so she sat there in silence. She needed a lot of patience because after the long letter was read through once, it was read again, and after being read twice, it was read again. During this boring process, Dolly filled the time in a productive way by curling her hair around her fingers with the help of the previously mentioned mirror and adding some stylish twists.

Everything has an end. Even young ladies in love cannot read their letters for ever. In course of time the packet was folded up, and it only remained to write the answer.

Everything has an end. Even young ladies in love can't read their letters forever. Eventually, the packet was folded up, and all that was left was to write the response.

But as this promised to be a work of time likewise, Emma said she would put it off until after dinner, and that Dolly must dine with her. As Dolly had made up her mind to do so beforehand, she required very little pressing; and when they had settled this point, they went to walk in the garden.

But since this was going to take some time, Emma said she would wait until after dinner, and that Dolly should join her for dinner. Since Dolly had already decided to do so, she needed very little convincing; and once they settled this, they went for a walk in the garden.

They strolled up and down the terrace walks, talking incessantly—at least, Dolly never left off once—and making that quarter of the sad and mournful house quite gay. Not that they talked loudly or laughed much, but they were both so very handsome, and it was such a breezy day, and their light dresses and dark curls appeared so free and joyous in their abandonment, and Emma was so fair, and Dolly so rosy, and Emma so delicately shaped, and Dolly so plump, and—in short, there are no flowers for any garden like such flowers, let horticulturists say what they may, and both house and garden seemed to know it, and to brighten up sensibly.

They walked back and forth along the terrace, chatting constantly—at least, Dolly never stopped—and bringing a bit of cheer to that sad and gloomy house. They weren't loud or laughing a lot, but both of them were very attractive, and it was such a breezy day. Their light dresses and dark curls looked so carefree and happy, with Emma being so fair and Dolly so rosy. Emma had such a delicate figure, and Dolly was so full-figured. In short, there are no flowers for any garden like those two, regardless of what horticulturists might say, and both the house and garden seemed to recognize it and felt a noticeable lift.

After this, came the dinner and the letter writing, and some more talking, in the course of which Miss Haredale took occasion to charge upon Dolly certain flirtish and inconstant propensities, which accusations Dolly seemed to think very complimentary indeed, and to be mightily amused with. Finding her quite incorrigible in this respect, Emma suffered her to depart; but not before she had confided to her that important and never-sufficiently-to-be-taken-care-of answer, and endowed her moreover with a pretty little bracelet as a keepsake. Having clasped it on her arm, and again advised her half in jest and half in earnest to amend her roguish ways, for she knew she was fond of Joe at heart (which Dolly stoutly denied, with a great many haughty protestations that she hoped she could do better than that indeed! and so forth), she bade her farewell; and after calling her back to give her more supplementary messages for Edward, than anybody with tenfold the gravity of Dolly Varden could be reasonably expected to remember, at length dismissed her.

After that, there was dinner and some letter writing, along with a bit more chatting, during which Miss Haredale took the opportunity to tease Dolly about her flirtatious and inconsistent behavior. Dolly seemed to find these comments quite flattering and was clearly amused by them. Realizing she wouldn’t change her ways, Emma let her go, but not before sharing with her that important answer that needed to be remembered, and giving her a cute little bracelet as a keepsake. After fastening it on her arm and jokingly yet seriously advising her to change her mischievous ways, because she really knew deep down that Dolly liked Joe (which Dolly firmly denied, with a lot of haughty declarations that she hoped for better than that, and so on), she said goodbye; and after calling her back to give her even more extra messages for Edward than anyone as serious as Dolly Varden could be reasonably expected to remember, she finally let her leave.

Dolly bade her good bye, and tripping lightly down the stairs arrived at the dreaded library door, and was about to pass it again on tiptoe, when it opened, and behold! there stood Mr Haredale. Now, Dolly had from her childhood associated with this gentleman the idea of something grim and ghostly, and being at the moment conscience-stricken besides, the sight of him threw her into such a flurry that she could neither acknowledge his presence nor run away, so she gave a great start, and then with downcast eyes stood still and trembled.

Dolly said goodbye to her and, skipping lightly down the stairs, reached the dreaded library door. Just as she was about to sneak past it on tiptoe, it swung open, and there stood Mr. Haredale. Since childhood, Dolly had associated this man with something serious and spooky, and feeling guilty at that moment, seeing him made her so flustered that she couldn't acknowledge him or run away. So, she jumped back in surprise, then stood still with her eyes downcast, trembling.

‘Come here, girl,’ said Mr Haredale, taking her by the hand. ‘I want to speak to you.’

‘Come here, girl,’ Mr. Haredale said, taking her by the hand. ‘I want to talk to you.’

‘If you please, sir, I’m in a hurry,’ faltered Dolly, ‘and—you have frightened me by coming so suddenly upon me, sir—I would rather go, sir, if you’ll be so good as to let me.’

"Excuse me, sir, but I’m in a hurry," stammered Dolly. "You startled me by approaching so suddenly, sir—I would prefer to leave, if you could kindly let me."

‘Immediately,’ said Mr Haredale, who had by this time led her into the room and closed the door. ‘You shall go directly. You have just left Emma?’

“Right away,” said Mr. Haredale, who had by now brought her into the room and shut the door. “You’re leaving right now. You just saw Emma?”

‘Yes, sir, just this minute.—Father’s waiting for me, sir, if you’ll please to have the goodness—’

'Yes, sir, just a moment.—Dad's waiting for me, sir, if you could kindly—'

‘I know. I know,’ said Mr Haredale. ‘Answer me a question. What did you bring here to-day?’

‘I know. I know,’ said Mr. Haredale. ‘Just answer me this: what did you bring here today?’

‘Bring here, sir?’ faltered Dolly.

"Should I bring it here, sir?" faltered Dolly.

‘You will tell me the truth, I am sure. Yes.’

‘You’re going to tell me the truth, I know it. Yes.’

Dolly hesitated for a little while, and somewhat emboldened by his manner, said at last, ‘Well then, sir. It was a letter.’

Dolly paused for a moment, feeling a bit more confident because of his demeanor, and finally said, “Well then, sir. It was a letter.”

‘From Mr Edward Chester, of course. And you are the bearer of the answer?’

‘From Mr. Edward Chester, of course. And you're the one bringing the answer?’

Dolly hesitated again, and not being able to decide upon any other course of action, burst into tears.

Dolly hesitated again, and not knowing what else to do, broke down in tears.

‘You alarm yourself without cause,’ said Mr Haredale. ‘Why are you so foolish? Surely you can answer me. You know that I have but to put the question to Emma and learn the truth directly. Have you the answer with you?’

‘You’re worrying for no reason,’ said Mr. Haredale. ‘Why are you being so silly? Surely you can answer me. You know that I can just ask Emma and find out the truth directly. Do you have the answer with you?’

Dolly had what is popularly called a spirit of her own, and being now fairly at bay, made the best of it.

Dolly had what people commonly refer to as a spirit of her own, and now that she was cornered, she made the most of it.

‘Yes, sir,’ she rejoined, trembling and frightened as she was. ‘Yes, sir, I have. You may kill me if you please, sir, but I won’t give it up. I’m very sorry,—but I won’t. There, sir.’

‘Yes, sir,’ she replied, shaking and scared as she was. ‘Yes, sir, I have. You can kill me if you want, sir, but I won’t give it up. I’m really sorry—but I won’t. There, sir.’

‘I commend your firmness and your plain-speaking,’ said Mr Haredale. ‘Rest assured that I have as little desire to take your letter as your life. You are a very discreet messenger and a good girl.’

“I appreciate your determination and honesty,” said Mr. Haredale. “You can be sure that I have no intention of taking your letter or your life. You’re a very reliable messenger and a good kid.”

Not feeling quite certain, as she afterwards said, whether he might not be ‘coming over her’ with these compliments, Dolly kept as far from him as she could, cried again, and resolved to defend her pocket (for the letter was there) to the last extremity.

Not feeling entirely sure, as she later mentioned, whether he was trying to win her over with these compliments, Dolly kept as much distance as she could from him, cried again, and decided to protect her pocket (since the letter was inside) at all costs.

‘I have some design,’ said Mr Haredale after a short silence, during which a smile, as he regarded her, had struggled through the gloom and melancholy that was natural to his face, ‘of providing a companion for my niece; for her life is a very lonely one. Would you like the office? You are the oldest friend she has, and the best entitled to it.’

“I have a plan,” Mr. Haredale said after a brief pause, during which a smile broke through the sadness and gloom that was typical of his face as he looked at her. “I want to find a companion for my niece because she leads a very lonely life. Would you be interested in the role? You’re her oldest friend and the most qualified for it.”

‘I don’t know, sir,’ answered Dolly, not sure but he was bantering her; ‘I can’t say. I don’t know what they might wish at home. I couldn’t give an opinion, sir.’

‘I don’t know, sir,’ replied Dolly, uncertain if he was joking with her; ‘I can’t say. I’m not sure what they might want at home. I couldn’t give my opinion, sir.’

‘If your friends had no objection, would you have any?’ said Mr Haredale. ‘Come. There’s a plain question; and easy to answer.’

‘If your friends didn’t mind, would you care?’ said Mr. Haredale. ‘Alright. That’s a straightforward question; and easy to answer.’

‘None at all that I know of sir,’ replied Dolly. ‘I should be very glad to be near Miss Emma of course, and always am.’

‘Not that I know of, sir,’ replied Dolly. ‘I would be very happy to be near Miss Emma, of course, and I always am.’

‘That’s well,’ said Mr Haredale. ‘That is all I had to say. You are anxious to go. Don’t let me detain you.’

“That’s fine,” Mr. Haredale said. “That’s all I wanted to say. You’re eager to leave. Don’t let me keep you.”

Dolly didn’t let him, nor did she wait for him to try, for the words had no sooner passed his lips than she was out of the room, out of the house, and in the fields again.

Dolly didn’t allow him to say anything, nor did she wait for him to try, because as soon as the words left his mouth, she was out of the room, out of the house, and back in the fields.

The first thing to be done, of course, when she came to herself and considered what a flurry she had been in, was to cry afresh; and the next thing, when she reflected how well she had got over it, was to laugh heartily. The tears once banished gave place to the smiles, and at last Dolly laughed so much that she was fain to lean against a tree, and give vent to her exultation. When she could laugh no longer, and was quite tired, she put her head-dress to rights, dried her eyes, looked back very merrily and triumphantly at the Warren chimneys, which were just visible, and resumed her walk.

The first thing she did, of course, when she came to her senses and thought about how chaotic she had been, was to cry again; and the next thing, when she realized how well she had handled it, was to laugh heartily. The tears faded away, replaced by smiles, and eventually, Dolly laughed so much that she had to lean against a tree to let her joy out. When she could no longer laugh and was completely worn out, she fixed her hair, dried her eyes, looked back happily and triumphantly at the Warren chimneys, which were just visible, and continued her walk.

The twilight had come on, and it was quickly growing dusk, but the path was so familiar to her from frequent traversing that she hardly thought of this, and certainly felt no uneasiness at being left alone. Moreover, there was the bracelet to admire; and when she had given it a good rub, and held it out at arm’s length, it sparkled and glittered so beautifully on her wrist, that to look at it in every point of view and with every possible turn of the arm, was quite an absorbing business. There was the letter too, and it looked so mysterious and knowing, when she took it out of her pocket, and it held, as she knew, so much inside, that to turn it over and over, and think about it, and wonder how it began, and how it ended, and what it said all through, was another matter of constant occupation. Between the bracelet and the letter, there was quite enough to do without thinking of anything else; and admiring each by turns, Dolly went on gaily.

Twilight had arrived, and it was quickly getting dark, but the path was so familiar to her from walking it often that she hardly considered this and didn’t feel uneasy about being alone. Plus, there was the bracelet to admire; when she gave it a good rub and held it out at arm’s length, it sparkled and glittered so beautifully on her wrist that examining it from every angle became an engaging task. Then there was the letter, which looked so mysterious and intriguing when she pulled it out of her pocket. She knew it contained so much, so turning it over and over, thinking about it, wondering how it started, how it ended, and what it said throughout kept her occupied. Between the bracelet and the letter, she had plenty to focus on without having to think about anything else, and admiring each in turn, Dolly continued on cheerfully.

As she passed through a wicket-gate to where the path was narrow, and lay between two hedges garnished here and there with trees, she heard a rustling close at hand, which brought her to a sudden stop. She listened. All was very quiet, and she went on again—not absolutely frightened, but a little quicker than before perhaps, and possibly not quite so much at her ease, for a check of that kind is startling.

As she walked through a small gate to where the path was narrow, nestled between two hedges adorned with trees here and there, she heard a rustling nearby that made her stop abruptly. She listened. Everything was very quiet, and she continued on—not completely scared, but maybe a bit faster than before, and likely not feeling quite as relaxed, since a surprise like that is jarring.

She had no sooner moved on again, than she was conscious of the same sound, which was like that of a person tramping stealthily among bushes and brushwood. Looking towards the spot whence it appeared to come, she almost fancied she could make out a crouching figure. She stopped again. All was quiet as before. On she went once more—decidedly faster now—and tried to sing softly to herself. It must be the wind.

She had barely moved on when she noticed the same sound, like someone quietly walking through the bushes. Looking toward where it seemed to come from, she almost thought she could see a crouching figure. She stopped again. Everything was still, just like before. She continued on, now moving definitely faster, and tried to hum softly to herself. It must be the wind.

But how came the wind to blow only when she walked, and cease when she stood still? She stopped involuntarily as she made the reflection, and the rustling noise stopped likewise. She was really frightened now, and was yet hesitating what to do, when the bushes crackled and snapped, and a man came plunging through them, close before her.

But why did the wind only blow when she walked and stop when she stood still? She paused without meaning to as she thought about it, and the rustling sound stopped too. She was genuinely scared now and was still unsure of what to do when the bushes crackled and snapped, and a man came charging through them, right in front of her.





Chapter 21

It was for the moment an inexpressible relief to Dolly, to recognise in the person who forced himself into the path so abruptly, and now stood directly in her way, Hugh of the Maypole, whose name she uttered in a tone of delighted surprise that came from her heart.

It was an indescribable relief for Dolly to see the person who had suddenly stepped into her path and was now blocking her way: Hugh from the Maypole, whose name she exclaimed with genuine surprise and joy from her heart.

‘Was it you?’ she said, ‘how glad I am to see you! and how could you terrify me so!’

“Was it you?” she said. “I’m so glad to see you! How could you scare me like that?”

In answer to which, he said nothing at all, but stood quite still, looking at her.

In response, he didn't say anything but just stood there, staring at her.

‘Did you come to meet me?’ asked Dolly.

‘Did you come to see me?’ asked Dolly.

Hugh nodded, and muttered something to the effect that he had been waiting for her, and had expected her sooner.

Hugh nodded and mumbled something like he had been waiting for her and thought she would arrive sooner.

‘I thought it likely they would send,’ said Dolly, greatly reassured by this.

"I thought it was likely they would send," said Dolly, feeling much more at ease with this.

‘Nobody sent me,’ was his sullen answer. ‘I came of my own accord.’

"Nobody sent me," he replied gruffly. "I came on my own."

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The rough bearing of this fellow, and his wild, uncouth appearance, had often filled the girl with a vague apprehension even when other people were by, and had occasioned her to shrink from him involuntarily. The having him for an unbidden companion in so solitary a place, with the darkness fast gathering about them, renewed and even increased the alarm she had felt at first.

The rough demeanor of this guy and his wild, unrefined look often filled the girl with a sense of unease, even when others were around, and made her instinctively pull away from him. Having him as an unexpected companion in such an isolated spot, with the darkness closing in, intensified the worry she initially felt.

If his manner had been merely dogged and passively fierce, as usual, she would have had no greater dislike to his company than she always felt—perhaps, indeed, would have been rather glad to have had him at hand. But there was something of coarse bold admiration in his look, which terrified her very much. She glanced timidly towards him, uncertain whether to go forward or retreat, and he stood gazing at her like a handsome satyr; and so they remained for some short time without stirring or breaking silence. At length Dolly took courage, shot past him, and hurried on.

If his attitude had just been stubborn and aggressively silent, like usual, she wouldn't have felt any more dislike for his company than she always did—maybe, in fact, she would have been somewhat pleased to have him nearby. But there was a kind of rough, bold admiration in his gaze that frightened her a lot. She looked at him nervously, unsure whether to move closer or back away, and he stood there staring at her like a handsome satyr; they both stayed like that for a while without moving or saying anything. Finally, Dolly gathered her courage, dashed past him, and quickly continued on.

‘Why do you spend so much breath in avoiding me?’ said Hugh, accommodating his pace to hers, and keeping close at her side.

‘Why do you waste so much energy trying to avoid me?’ said Hugh, matching his pace to hers and staying right by her side.

‘I wish to get back as quickly as I can, and you walk too near me, answered Dolly.’

"I want to get back as quickly as I can, and you're walking too close to me," replied Dolly.

‘Too near!’ said Hugh, stooping over her so that she could feel his breath upon her forehead. ‘Why too near? You’re always proud to ME, mistress.’

‘Too close!’ said Hugh, leaning over her so she could feel his breath on her forehead. ‘Why too close? You’re always proud to ME, mistress.’

‘I am proud to no one. You mistake me,’ answered Dolly. ‘Fall back, if you please, or go on.’

‘I’m not proud of anyone. You’re misunderstanding me,’ Dolly replied. ‘Step back, if you don’t mind, or keep going.’

‘Nay, mistress,’ he rejoined, endeavouring to draw her arm through his, ‘I’ll walk with you.’

‘No, ma'am,’ he replied, trying to take her arm in his, ‘I’ll walk with you.’

She released herself and clenching her little hand, struck him with right good will. At this, Maypole Hugh burst into a roar of laughter, and passing his arm about her waist, held her in his strong grasp as easily as if she had been a bird.

She let go of herself and, with her tiny hand clenched, hit him with all her might. At this, Maypole Hugh burst into a loud laugh and wrapped his arm around her waist, holding her effortlessly in his strong grip as if she were a little bird.

‘Ha ha ha! Well done, mistress! Strike again. You shall beat my face, and tear my hair, and pluck my beard up by the roots, and welcome, for the sake of your bright eyes. Strike again, mistress. Do. Ha ha ha! I like it.’

‘Haha! Well done, mistress! Hit me again. You can slap my face, pull my hair, and rip my beard out by the roots, all because of your dazzling eyes. Hit me again, mistress. Go ahead. Haha! I love it.’

‘Let me go,’ she cried, endeavouring with both her hands to push him off. ‘Let me go this moment.’

‘Let me go,’ she shouted, trying to push him away with both hands. ‘Let me go right now.’

‘You had as good be kinder to me, Sweetlips,’ said Hugh. ‘You had, indeed. Come. Tell me now. Why are you always so proud? I don’t quarrel with you for it. I love you when you’re proud. Ha ha ha! You can’t hide your beauty from a poor fellow; that’s a comfort!’

"You should really be nicer to me, Sweetlips," Hugh said. "You really should. Come on. Tell me, why are you always so full of yourself? I don’t argue with you about it. I love you even when you’re stuck-up. Ha ha ha! You can’t hide your beauty from a guy like me; that’s a relief!"

She gave him no answer, but as he had not yet checked her progress, continued to press forward as rapidly as she could. At length, between the hurry she had made, her terror, and the tightness of his embrace, her strength failed her, and she could go no further.

She didn’t respond, but since he hadn't checked on her progress yet, she kept pushing forward as fast as she could. Eventually, between her rush, her fear, and the pressure of his grip, she ran out of strength and couldn't go any further.

‘Hugh,’ cried the panting girl, ‘good Hugh; if you will leave me I will give you anything—everything I have—and never tell one word of this to any living creature.’

‘Hugh,’ gasped the girl, ‘please, Hugh; if you leave me, I’ll give you anything—everything I have—and I won’t tell a soul about this.’

‘You had best not,’ he answered. ‘Harkye, little dove, you had best not. All about here know me, and what I dare do if I have a mind. If ever you are going to tell, stop when the words are on your lips, and think of the mischief you’ll bring, if you do, upon some innocent heads that you wouldn’t wish to hurt a hair of. Bring trouble on me, and I’ll bring trouble and something more on them in return. I care no more for them than for so many dogs; not so much—why should I? I’d sooner kill a man than a dog any day. I’ve never been sorry for a man’s death in all my life, and I have for a dog’s.’

"You really shouldn't," he replied. "Listen, little dove, you really shouldn't. Everyone around here knows me and what I'm capable of if I set my mind to it. If you ever think about telling, just stop when the words are on your lips and consider the trouble you’ll cause for innocent people that you wouldn’t want to hurt. If you bring trouble my way, I’ll make sure to bring even more trouble back to them. I care about them no more than I do about a bunch of dogs—actually, even less—why would I? I'd rather kill a man than a dog any day. I’ve never regretted a man's death in my entire life, but I have for a dog."

There was something so thoroughly savage in the manner of these expressions, and the looks and gestures by which they were accompanied, that her great fear of him gave her new strength, and enabled her by a sudden effort to extricate herself and run fleetly from him. But Hugh was as nimble, strong, and swift of foot, as any man in broad England, and it was but a fruitless expenditure of energy, for he had her in his encircling arms again before she had gone a hundred yards.

There was something so brutally wild about the way he expressed himself, along with the looks and gestures that went with it, that her intense fear of him gave her a burst of strength, allowing her to put in a sudden effort to break free and run quickly from him. But Hugh was as quick, strong, and fast as any man in all of England, and it was just a pointless waste of energy because he had her back in his grasp before she had even covered a hundred yards.

‘Softly, darling—gently—would you fly from rough Hugh, that loves you as well as any drawing-room gallant?’

‘Easy, sweetheart—gently—would you leave rough Hugh, who loves you just as much as any suave gentleman?’

‘I would,’ she answered, struggling to free herself again. ‘I will. Help!’

‘I would,’ she replied, trying to break free once more. ‘I will. Help!’

‘A fine for crying out,’ said Hugh. ‘Ha ha ha! A fine, pretty one, from your lips. I pay myself! Ha ha ha!’

‘A fine for crying out loud,’ said Hugh. ‘Ha ha ha! A fine, pretty one, coming from your lips. I’ll pay for it myself! Ha ha ha!’

‘Help! help! help!’ As she shrieked with the utmost violence she could exert, a shout was heard in answer, and another, and another.

‘Help! help! help!’ As she screamed with all her might, a shout came back in response, then another, and another.

‘Thank Heaven!’ cried the girl in an ecstasy. ‘Joe, dear Joe, this way. Help!’

‘Thank goodness!’ the girl exclaimed in joy. ‘Joe, dear Joe, over here. Help!’

Her assailant paused, and stood irresolute for a moment, but the shouts drawing nearer and coming quick upon them, forced him to a speedy decision. He released her, whispered with a menacing look, ‘Tell HIM: and see what follows!’ and leaping the hedge, was gone in an instant. Dolly darted off, and fairly ran into Joe Willet’s open arms.

Her attacker hesitated and stood unsure for a moment, but the shouts getting closer and coming quickly made him decide fast. He let her go, whispered with a threatening look, ‘Tell HIM: and see what happens!’ and jumped over the hedge, disappearing in an instant. Dolly took off and ran straight into Joe Willet’s open arms.

‘What is the matter? are you hurt? what was it? who was it? where is he? what was he like?’ with a great many encouraging expressions and assurances of safety, were the first words Joe poured forth. But poor little Dolly was so breathless and terrified that for some time she was quite unable to answer him, and hung upon his shoulder, sobbing and crying as if her heart would break.

‘What’s wrong? Are you hurt? What happened? Who did this? Where is he? What was he like?’ With a lot of encouraging words and reassurances of safety, those were the first things Joe said. But poor little Dolly was so breathless and scared that for a while she couldn’t answer him at all, clinging to his shoulder, sobbing and crying as if her heart would break.

Joe had not the smallest objection to have her hanging on his shoulder; no, not the least, though it crushed the cherry-coloured ribbons sadly, and put the smart little hat out of all shape. But he couldn’t bear to see her cry; it went to his very heart. He tried to console her, bent over her, whispered to her—some say kissed her, but that’s a fable. At any rate he said all the kind and tender things he could think of and Dolly let him go on and didn’t interrupt him once, and it was a good ten minutes before she was able to raise her head and thank him.

Joe had no problem with her hanging on his shoulder; not at all, even though it sadly crushed the cherry-colored ribbons and messed up the cute little hat. But he couldn't stand to see her cry; it really affected him. He tried to comfort her, leaned in close, and whispered to her—some say he even kissed her, but that’s just a rumor. At any rate, he said all the kind and caring things he could think of, and Dolly let him continue without interrupting him once. It took her a good ten minutes before she could lift her head and thank him.

‘What was it that frightened you?’ said Joe.

“What freaked you out?” Joe asked.

A man whose person was unknown to her had followed her, she answered; he began by begging, and went on to threats of robbery, which he was on the point of carrying into execution, and would have executed, but for Joe’s timely aid. The hesitation and confusion with which she said this, Joe attributed to the fright she had sustained, and no suspicion of the truth occurred to him for a moment.

A man she didn’t recognize had followed her, she said; he started by begging and then moved on to threats of robbery, which he was about to carry out and would have gone through with if it hadn't been for Joe’s timely help. Joe thought her hesitation and confusion were due to the fright she had experienced, and he didn’t suspect the truth for even a moment.

‘Stop when the words are on your lips.’ A hundred times that night, and very often afterwards, when the disclosure was rising to her tongue, Dolly thought of that, and repressed it. A deeply rooted dread of the man; the conviction that his ferocious nature, once roused, would stop at nothing; and the strong assurance that if she impeached him, the full measure of his wrath and vengeance would be wreaked on Joe, who had preserved her; these were considerations she had not the courage to overcome, and inducements to secrecy too powerful for her to surmount.

‘Stop when the words are on your lips.’ A hundred times that night, and very often later, when she felt the urge to speak up, Dolly remembered that and held back. She was deeply afraid of the man, convinced that his wild temperament, once triggered, would go to any lengths; and she strongly believed that if she accused him, all of his anger and revenge would be unleashed on Joe, who had supported her. These were thoughts she couldn’t bring herself to confront, and the reasons to stay quiet were too strong for her to resist.

Joe, for his part, was a great deal too happy to inquire very curiously into the matter; and Dolly being yet too tremulous to walk without assistance, they went forward very slowly, and in his mind very pleasantly, until the Maypole lights were near at hand, twinkling their cheerful welcome, when Dolly stopped suddenly and with a half scream exclaimed,

Joe was way too happy to ask too many questions about what was going on; and since Dolly was still too shaky to walk without help, they moved forward very slowly, and in his mind, quite happily, until they got close to the Maypole lights, which twinkled a cheerful welcome. Then Dolly suddenly stopped and half-screamed, exclaimed,

‘The letter!’

'The letter!'

‘What letter?’ cried Joe.

"What letter?" yelled Joe.

‘That I was carrying—I had it in my hand. My bracelet too,’ she said, clasping her wrist. ‘I have lost them both.’

‘That I was carrying—I had it in my hand. My bracelet too,’ she said, clasping her wrist. ‘I've lost them both.’

‘Do you mean just now?’ said Joe.

“Do you mean right now?” Joe asked.

‘Either I dropped them then, or they were taken from me,’ answered Dolly, vainly searching her pocket and rustling her dress. ‘They are gone, both gone. What an unhappy girl I am!’ With these words poor Dolly, who to do her justice was quite as sorry for the loss of the letter as for her bracelet, fell a-crying again, and bemoaned her fate most movingly.

"Either I lost them, or someone took them," Dolly replied, searching her pocket and fidgeting with her dress. "They're gone, both of them. What an unfortunate girl I am!" With that, poor Dolly, who honestly was just as upset about losing the letter as she was about her bracelet, started crying again and lamented her situation pitifully.

Joe tried to comfort her with the assurance that directly he had housed her in the Maypole, he would return to the spot with a lantern (for it was now quite dark) and make strict search for the missing articles, which there was great probability of his finding, as it was not likely that anybody had passed that way since, and she was not conscious that they had been forcibly taken from her. Dolly thanked him very heartily for this offer, though with no great hope of his quest being successful; and so with many lamentations on her side, and many hopeful words on his, and much weakness on the part of Dolly and much tender supporting on the part of Joe, they reached the Maypole bar at last, where the locksmith and his wife and old John were yet keeping high festival.

Joe tried to reassure her, promising that as soon as he had her settled at the Maypole, he would head back to look for her missing items with a lantern (since it was now quite dark). He believed there was a good chance he’d find them because it was unlikely anyone had been by since, and she didn’t think they had been taken from her forcibly. Dolly thanked him sincerely for this offer, even though she didn’t have much hope he would succeed. So, with her many sighs and his encouraging words, along with her feeling weak and him supporting her gently, they finally reached the Maypole bar, where the locksmith, his wife, and old John were still celebrating.

Mr Willet received the intelligence of Dolly’s trouble with that surprising presence of mind and readiness of speech for which he was so eminently distinguished above all other men. Mrs Varden expressed her sympathy for her daughter’s distress by scolding her roundly for being so late; and the honest locksmith divided himself between condoling with and kissing Dolly, and shaking hands heartily with Joe, whom he could not sufficiently praise or thank.

Mr. Willet took the news of Dolly’s troubles with the quick thinking and eloquence that made him stand out from everyone else. Mrs. Varden showed her concern for her daughter’s distress by firmly scolding her for being so late. Meanwhile, the honest locksmith balanced between comforting and kissing Dolly, and giving a warm handshake to Joe, whom he couldn’t praise or thank enough.

In reference to this latter point, old John was far from agreeing with his friend; for besides that he by no means approved of an adventurous spirit in the abstract, it occurred to him that if his son and heir had been seriously damaged in a scuffle, the consequences would assuredly have been expensive and inconvenient, and might perhaps have proved detrimental to the Maypole business. Wherefore, and because he looked with no favourable eye upon young girls, but rather considered that they and the whole female sex were a kind of nonsensical mistake on the part of Nature, he took occasion to retire and shake his head in private at the boiler; inspired by which silent oracle, he was moved to give Joe various stealthy nudges with his elbow, as a parental reproof and gentle admonition to mind his own business and not make a fool of himself.

Regarding this last point, old John definitely didn’t agree with his friend. Not only did he think that an adventurous spirit wasn’t a good thing in general, but he also realized that if his son had been seriously hurt in a fight, it would have been costly and inconvenient and could possibly harm the Maypole business. Additionally, since he didn’t have a favorable view of young girls and thought that they and all women were a sort of silly mistake by Nature, he chose to step away and privately shake his head at the boiler. Inspired by this silent oracle, he felt compelled to give Joe several discreet nudges with his elbow as a way of subtly reminding him to mind his own business and not embarrass himself.

Joe, however, took down the lantern and lighted it; and arming himself with a stout stick, asked whether Hugh was in the stable.

Joe, however, picked up the lantern and lit it; and grabbing a sturdy stick, he asked if Hugh was in the stable.

‘He’s lying asleep before the kitchen fire, sir,’ said Mr Willet. ‘What do you want him for?’

‘He’s lying asleep in front of the kitchen fire, sir,’ said Mr. Willet. ‘What do you need him for?’

‘I want him to come with me to look after this bracelet and letter,’ answered Joe. ‘Halloa there! Hugh!’

‘I want him to come with me to take care of this bracelet and letter,’ answered Joe. ‘Hey there! Hugh!’

Dolly turned pale as death, and felt as if she must faint forthwith. After a few moments, Hugh came staggering in, stretching himself and yawning according to custom, and presenting every appearance of having been roused from a sound nap.

Dolly turned as pale as a ghost and felt like she was about to faint any second. After a few moments, Hugh came stumbling in, stretching and yawning as usual, looking like he had just woken up from a deep sleep.

‘Here, sleepy-head,’ said Joe, giving him the lantern. ‘Carry this, and bring the dog, and that small cudgel of yours. And woe betide the fellow if we come upon him.’

‘Here, sleepyhead,’ said Joe, handing him the lantern. ‘Hold this, and bring the dog, along with that little stick of yours. And trouble will find the guy if we run into him.’

‘What fellow?’ growled Hugh, rubbing his eyes and shaking himself.

‘What guy?’ growled Hugh, rubbing his eyes and shaking himself.

‘What fellow?’ returned Joe, who was in a state of great valour and bustle; ‘a fellow you ought to know of and be more alive about. It’s well for the like of you, lazy giant that you are, to be snoring your time away in chimney-corners, when honest men’s daughters can’t cross even our quiet meadows at nightfall without being set upon by footpads, and frightened out of their precious lives.’

‘What guy?’ Joe replied, full of confidence and energy. ‘A guy you should know about and be more aware of. It's easy for you, lazy giant that you are, to snooze your time away by the fireplace, while honest men’s daughters can’t even walk through our peaceful fields at night without being attacked by thieves and terrified for their lives.’

‘They never rob me,’ cried Hugh with a laugh. ‘I have got nothing to lose. But I’d as lief knock them at head as any other men. How many are there?’

"They never rob me," Hugh said with a laugh. "I’ve got nothing to lose. But I’d just as soon knock them on the head as anyone else. How many are there?"

‘Only one,’ said Dolly faintly, for everybody looked at her.

‘Only one,’ Dolly said softly, as everyone turned to look at her.

‘And what was he like, mistress?’ said Hugh with a glance at young Willet, so slight and momentary that the scowl it conveyed was lost on all but her. ‘About my height?’

‘And what was he like, miss?’ Hugh asked, giving a brief glance at young Willet, so subtle and quick that the frown it expressed was noticed only by her. ‘About my height?’

‘Not—not so tall,’ Dolly replied, scarce knowing what she said.

‘Not—not that tall,’ Dolly replied, barely aware of what she was saying.

‘His dress,’ said Hugh, looking at her keenly, ‘like—like any of ours now? I know all the people hereabouts, and maybe could give a guess at the man, if I had anything to guide me.’

‘His outfit,’ Hugh said, studying her closely, ‘like—like any of us here today? I know everyone around here, and maybe I could make an educated guess about the guy if I had something to go on.’

Dolly faltered and turned paler yet; then answered that he was wrapped in a loose coat and had his face hidden by a handkerchief and that she could give no other description of him.

Dolly hesitated and turned even paler; then she said that he was wearing a loose coat and had his face covered with a handkerchief, and that she couldn't provide any other description of him.

‘You wouldn’t know him if you saw him then, belike?’ said Hugh with a malicious grin.

"You wouldn’t recognize him if you saw him, would you?" said Hugh with a mischievous grin.

‘I should not,’ answered Dolly, bursting into tears again. ‘I don’t wish to see him. I can’t bear to think of him. I can’t talk about him any more. Don’t go to look for these things, Mr Joe, pray don’t. I entreat you not to go with that man.’

‘I shouldn’t,’ replied Dolly, starting to cry again. ‘I don’t want to see him. I can’t stand thinking about him. I can’t talk about him anymore. Please don’t go looking for these things, Mr. Joe, I’m begging you. I urge you not to go with that man.’

‘Not to go with me!’ cried Hugh. ‘I’m too rough for them all. They’re all afraid of me. Why, bless you mistress, I’ve the tenderest heart alive. I love all the ladies, ma’am,’ said Hugh, turning to the locksmith’s wife.

“Not going with me?” Hugh exclaimed. “I’m too rough for them. They’re all scared of me. But honestly, ma’am, I have the most tender heart there is. I love all the ladies,” he said, turning to the locksmith’s wife.

Mrs Varden opined that if he did, he ought to be ashamed of himself; such sentiments being more consistent (so she argued) with a benighted Mussulman or wild Islander than with a stanch Protestant. Arguing from this imperfect state of his morals, Mrs Varden further opined that he had never studied the Manual. Hugh admitting that he never had, and moreover that he couldn’t read, Mrs Varden declared with much severity, that he ought to be even more ashamed of himself than before, and strongly recommended him to save up his pocket-money for the purchase of one, and further to teach himself the contents with all convenient diligence. She was still pursuing this train of discourse, when Hugh, somewhat unceremoniously and irreverently, followed his young master out, and left her to edify the rest of the company. This she proceeded to do, and finding that Mr Willet’s eyes were fixed upon her with an appearance of deep attention, gradually addressed the whole of her discourse to him, whom she entertained with a moral and theological lecture of considerable length, in the conviction that great workings were taking place in his spirit. The simple truth was, however, that Mr Willet, although his eyes were wide open and he saw a woman before him whose head by long and steady looking at seemed to grow bigger and bigger until it filled the whole bar, was to all other intents and purposes fast asleep; and so sat leaning back in his chair with his hands in his pockets until his son’s return caused him to wake up with a deep sigh, and a faint impression that he had been dreaming about pickled pork and greens—a vision of his slumbers which was no doubt referable to the circumstance of Mrs Varden’s having frequently pronounced the word ‘Grace’ with much emphasis; which word, entering the portals of Mr Willet’s brain as they stood ajar, and coupling itself with the words ‘before meat,’ which were there ranging about, did in time suggest a particular kind of meat together with that description of vegetable which is usually its companion.

Mrs. Varden thought that if he did, he should be ashamed of himself; such feelings were more fitting (as she claimed) for an ignorant Muslim or a wild Islander than for a loyal Protestant. From this flawed state of his morals, Mrs. Varden believed he had never studied the Manual. Hugh admitted he hadn’t, and that he couldn’t read, which made Mrs. Varden declare with great severity that he should be even more ashamed of himself and strongly recommended that he save his pocket money to buy one and diligently teach himself its contents. She was still on this topic when Hugh, rather rudely and disrespectfully, followed his young master out, leaving her to enlighten the rest of the group. She continued to do so, noticing that Mr. Willet was looking at her with evident focus, and she gradually directed her entire conversation to him, treating him to a lengthy moral and theological lecture, convinced that important changes were happening in his spirit. The simple truth was, however, that Mr. Willet, although his eyes were wide open and he saw a woman in front of him whose head seemed to grow larger with her constant gaze until it filled the whole bar, was essentially fast asleep. He sat leaned back in his chair with his hands in his pockets until his son’s return made him wake with a deep sigh and a vague sense that he had been dreaming about pickled pork and greens—a vision surely linked to Mrs. Varden’s frequent emphasis on the word ‘Grace’; that word slipped into Mr. Willet’s mind as it was slightly open, connecting with the words ‘before meat’ that were lingering there, eventually suggesting a specific kind of meat along with the usual vegetable side.

The search was wholly unsuccessful. Joe had groped along the path a dozen times, and among the grass, and in the dry ditch, and in the hedge, but all in vain. Dolly, who was quite inconsolable for her loss, wrote a note to Miss Haredale giving her the same account of it that she had given at the Maypole, which Joe undertook to deliver as soon as the family were stirring next day. That done, they sat down to tea in the bar, where there was an uncommon display of buttered toast, and—in order that they might not grow faint for want of sustenance, and might have a decent halting-place or halfway house between dinner and supper—a few savoury trifles in the shape of great rashers of broiled ham, which being well cured, done to a turn, and smoking hot, sent forth a tempting and delicious fragrance.

The search was completely unsuccessful. Joe had searched along the path a dozen times, through the grass, in the dry ditch, and in the hedge, but it was all in vain. Dolly, who was really upset about her loss, wrote a note to Miss Haredale giving her the same explanation she had provided at the Maypole, which Joe agreed to deliver as soon as the family was awake the next day. After that, they sat down for tea in the bar, where there was an unusual spread of buttered toast, and—so they wouldn't get faint from hunger and would have a decent break between dinner and supper—a few tasty snacks in the form of large strips of grilled ham, which were well-cured, perfectly cooked, and piping hot, sending out a tempting and delicious aroma.

Mrs Varden was seldom very Protestant at meals, unless it happened that they were underdone, or overdone, or indeed that anything occurred to put her out of humour. Her spirits rose considerably on beholding these goodly preparations, and from the nothingness of good works, she passed to the somethingness of ham and toast with great cheerfulness. Nay, under the influence of these wholesome stimulants, she sharply reproved her daughter for being low and despondent (which she considered an unacceptable frame of mind), and remarked, as she held her own plate for a fresh supply, that it would be well for Dolly, who pined over the loss of a toy and a sheet of paper, if she would reflect upon the voluntary sacrifices of the missionaries in foreign parts who lived chiefly on salads.

Mrs. Varden was rarely very pleasant at mealtimes, unless the food was undercooked or overcooked, or something else happened to upset her mood. Her spirits lifted significantly when she saw the delicious spread, and she quickly switched from thinking about good deeds to enjoying the ham and toast with great happiness. In fact, fueled by these tasty dishes, she firmly told her daughter to stop being sad and downcast (which she thought was an unacceptable mindset) and commented, while she held out her plate for more, that it would do Dolly good, who was sulking over the loss of a toy and a piece of paper, to think about the selfless sacrifices made by missionaries overseas who mostly lived on salads.

The proceedings of such a day occasion various fluctuations in the human thermometer, and especially in instruments so sensitively and delicately constructed as Mrs Varden. Thus, at dinner Mrs V. stood at summer heat; genial, smiling, and delightful. After dinner, in the sunshine of the wine, she went up at least half-a-dozen degrees, and was perfectly enchanting. As its effect subsided, she fell rapidly, went to sleep for an hour or so at temperate, and woke at something below freezing. Now she was at summer heat again, in the shade; and when tea was over, and old John, producing a bottle of cordial from one of the oaken cases, insisted on her sipping two glasses thereof in slow succession, she stood steadily at ninety for one hour and a quarter. Profiting by experience, the locksmith took advantage of this genial weather to smoke his pipe in the porch, and in consequence of this prudent management, he was fully prepared, when the glass went down again, to start homewards directly.

The events of that day caused all sorts of ups and downs in everyone's moods, especially in someone as sensitive and finely tuned as Mrs. Varden. At dinner, she was warm and cheerful, radiating happiness. After dinner, fueled by the wine, she became even more lively and captivating. But as the effects wore off, she quickly dropped back down to a more neutral mood, dozing off for about an hour before waking up feeling quite cold. Once again, she was back to her cheerful self in the shade; and after tea, when old John brought out a bottle of cordial from one of the oak cabinets and encouraged her to sip two glasses slowly, she maintained a steady cheerful mood for about an hour and fifteen minutes. Learning from past experiences, the locksmith took advantage of the pleasant weather to smoke his pipe on the porch. Thanks to this wise choice, he was well-prepared to head home as soon as the mood shifted again.

The horse was accordingly put in, and the chaise brought round to the door. Joe, who would on no account be dissuaded from escorting them until they had passed the most dreary and solitary part of the road, led out the grey mare at the same time; and having helped Dolly into her seat (more happiness!) sprung gaily into the saddle. Then, after many good nights, and admonitions to wrap up, and glancing of lights, and handing in of cloaks and shawls, the chaise rolled away, and Joe trotted beside it—on Dolly’s side, no doubt, and pretty close to the wheel too.

The horse was brought in, and the carriage was brought around to the door. Joe, who was determined to accompany them until they passed the most bleak and lonely part of the road, led out the gray mare at the same time. After helping Dolly into her seat (how joyful!), he happily jumped into the saddle. Then, after many goodnights, reminders to bundle up, flickering lights, and handing in cloaks and shawls, the carriage rolled away, and Joe trotted alongside it—surely on Dolly’s side and quite close to the wheel, too.





Chapter 22

It was a fine bright night, and for all her lowness of spirits Dolly kept looking up at the stars in a manner so bewitching (and SHE knew it!) that Joe was clean out of his senses, and plainly showed that if ever a man were—not to say over head and ears, but over the Monument and the top of Saint Paul’s in love, that man was himself. The road was a very good one; not at all a jolting road, or an uneven one; and yet Dolly held the side of the chaise with one little hand, all the way. If there had been an executioner behind him with an uplifted axe ready to chop off his head if he touched that hand, Joe couldn’t have helped doing it. From putting his own hand upon it as if by chance, and taking it away again after a minute or so, he got to riding along without taking it off at all; as if he, the escort, were bound to do that as an important part of his duty, and had come out for the purpose. The most curious circumstance about this little incident was, that Dolly didn’t seem to know of it. She looked so innocent and unconscious when she turned her eyes on Joe, that it was quite provoking.

It was a lovely, bright night, and despite feeling down, Dolly kept gazing at the stars in a way that was so enchanting (and she knew it!) that Joe was completely smitten, clearly showing that if anyone was head over heels in love, it was him. The road was nice and smooth, not bumpy or uneven at all; yet Dolly rested one little hand on the side of the carriage the entire time. Even if there had been an executioner behind him with an axe raised to chop off his head for touching that hand, Joe wouldn't have been able to resist. After casually putting his hand on hers and then pulling it away after a minute, he found he was riding along without removing it at all; as if he, the escort, was obligated to do this as a key part of his duty and had set out for that very purpose. The most interesting thing about this little moment was that Dolly didn’t seem to notice it. She looked so innocent and unaware when she glanced at Joe that it was quite frustrating.

She talked though; talked about her fright, and about Joe’s coming up to rescue her, and about her gratitude, and about her fear that she might not have thanked him enough, and about their always being friends from that time forth—and about all that sort of thing. And when Joe said, not friends he hoped, Dolly was quite surprised, and said not enemies she hoped; and when Joe said, couldn’t they be something much better than either, Dolly all of a sudden found out a star which was brighter than all the other stars, and begged to call his attention to the same, and was ten thousand times more innocent and unconscious than ever.

She kept talking; sharing her fears, and about how Joe had come to save her, and her gratitude, and her worry that she might not have thanked him enough, and how they would always be friends from that moment on—and all that kind of stuff. When Joe said he hoped they wouldn't just be friends, Dolly was a bit surprised and replied that she hoped they wouldn’t be enemies; and when Joe suggested they could be something much better than either, Dolly suddenly discovered a star that was brighter than all the others and asked him to notice it, appearing ten thousand times more innocent and unaware than ever.

In this manner they travelled along, talking very little above a whisper, and wishing the road could be stretched out to some dozen times its natural length—at least that was Joe’s desire—when, as they were getting clear of the forest and emerging on the more frequented road, they heard behind them the sound of a horse’s feet at a round trot, which growing rapidly louder as it drew nearer, elicited a scream from Mrs Varden, and the cry ‘a friend!’ from the rider, who now came panting up, and checked his horse beside them.

They traveled along like this, barely speaking above a whisper, wishing the road could be stretched to at least a dozen times its normal length—at least that was Joe’s wish—when, as they were leaving the forest and coming onto the busier road, they heard the sound of hooves trotting behind them. The sound got louder quickly as it approached, prompting a scream from Mrs. Varden and the shout of ‘a friend!’ from the rider, who soon came up, panting, and pulled his horse to a stop beside them.

‘This man again!’ cried Dolly, shuddering.

‘This guy again!’ cried Dolly, shuddering.

‘Hugh!’ said Joe. ‘What errand are you upon?’

‘Hugh!’ Joe said. ‘What are you up to?’

‘I come to ride back with you,’ he answered, glancing covertly at the locksmith’s daughter. ‘HE sent me.’

‘I’m here to ride back with you,’ he said, stealing a glance at the locksmith’s daughter. ‘He sent me.’

‘My father!’ said poor Joe; adding under his breath, with a very unfilial apostrophe, ‘Will he never think me man enough to take care of myself!’

‘My dad!’ said poor Joe; adding quietly, with a very ungrateful remark, ‘Will he never think I’m man enough to take care of myself!’

‘Aye!’ returned Hugh to the first part of the inquiry. ‘The roads are not safe just now, he says, and you’d better have a companion.’

‘Yeah!’ replied Hugh to the first part of the question. ‘The roads aren’t safe right now, he says, and you should definitely have someone with you.’

‘Ride on then,’ said Joe. ‘I’m not going to turn yet.’

‘Go ahead then,’ said Joe. ‘I’m not going to turn yet.’

Hugh complied, and they went on again. It was his whim or humour to ride immediately before the chaise, and from this position he constantly turned his head, and looked back. Dolly felt that he looked at her, but she averted her eyes and feared to raise them once, so great was the dread with which he had inspired her.

Hugh agreed, and they continued on. It was his whim to ride right in front of the carriage, and from this spot, he often turned his head to look back. Dolly sensed that he was looking at her, but she looked away and was too scared to lift her eyes even once, so intense was the fear he had instilled in her.

This interruption, and the consequent wakefulness of Mrs Varden, who had been nodding in her sleep up to this point, except for a minute or two at a time, when she roused herself to scold the locksmith for audaciously taking hold of her to prevent her nodding herself out of the chaise, put a restraint upon the whispered conversation, and made it difficult of resumption. Indeed, before they had gone another mile, Gabriel stopped at his wife’s desire, and that good lady protested she would not hear of Joe’s going a step further on any account whatever. It was in vain for Joe to protest on the other hand that he was by no means tired, and would turn back presently, and would see them safely past such a point, and so forth. Mrs Varden was obdurate, and being so was not to be overcome by mortal agency.

This interruption, and the resulting wakefulness of Mrs. Varden, who had been dozing off until then, except for a minute or two when she woke up to scold the locksmith for daring to grab her to prevent her from dozing off completely in the carriage, interrupted the whispered conversation and made it hard to pick up where they left off. In fact, before they had gone another mile, Gabriel stopped at his wife's request, and she firmly insisted that she wouldn’t allow Joe to go any further under any circumstances. It was pointless for Joe to argue that he wasn't tired at all, that he would turn back soon, and that he would make sure they got safely past a certain point, and so on. Mrs. Varden was resolute and, being so, was not to be swayed by anyone.

‘Good night—if I must say it,’ said Joe, sorrowfully.

“Good night—if I have to say it,” Joe said sadly.

‘Good night,’ said Dolly. She would have added, ‘Take care of that man, and pray don’t trust him,’ but he had turned his horse’s head, and was standing close to them. She had therefore nothing for it but to suffer Joe to give her hand a gentle squeeze, and when the chaise had gone on for some distance, to look back and wave it, as he still lingered on the spot where they had parted, with the tall dark figure of Hugh beside him.

“Good night,” said Dolly. She would have added, “Take care of that man, and please don’t trust him,” but he had turned his horse’s head and was standing close to them. So, she had no choice but to let Joe give her hand a gentle squeeze, and when the carriage had gone on for a bit, she looked back and waved, as he still lingered where they had said goodbye, with the tall dark figure of Hugh next to him.

What she thought about, going home; and whether the coach-maker held as favourable a place in her meditations as he had occupied in the morning, is unknown. They reached home at last—at last, for it was a long way, made none the shorter by Mrs Varden’s grumbling. Miggs hearing the sound of wheels was at the door immediately.

What she thought about on the way home and whether the coach-maker still occupied a similar space in her mind as he did in the morning is unclear. They finally got home—finally, because it was a long distance, made even longer by Mrs. Varden's complaints. Miggs, hearing the sound of wheels, was at the door right away.

‘Here they are, Simmun! Here they are!’ cried Miggs, clapping her hands, and issuing forth to help her mistress to alight. ‘Bring a chair, Simmun. Now, an’t you the better for it, mim? Don’t you feel more yourself than you would have done if you’d have stopped at home? Oh, gracious! how cold you are! Goodness me, sir, she’s a perfect heap of ice.’

‘Here they are, Simmun! Here they are!’ shouted Miggs, clapping her hands and rushing to help her mistress get out. ‘Bring a chair, Simmun. Don’t you feel better now, ma'am? Aren’t you feeling more like yourself than if you’d stayed home? Oh my! You’re so cold! Goodness, sir, she’s practically a block of ice.’

‘I can’t help it, my good girl. You had better take her in to the fire,’ said the locksmith.

"I can't help it, my good girl. You should take her to the fire," said the locksmith.

‘Master sounds unfeeling, mim,’ said Miggs, in a tone of commiseration, ‘but such is not his intentions, I’m sure. After what he has seen of you this day, I never will believe but that he has a deal more affection in his heart than to speak unkind. Come in and sit yourself down by the fire; there’s a good dear—do.’

‘Master sounds cold, miss,’ said Miggs, in a tone of sympathy, ‘but I'm sure that’s not his intent. After what he has seen of you today, I can’t believe he has anything but affection in his heart to speak unkindly. Come in and sit by the fire; there's a good dear—please do.’

Mrs Varden complied. The locksmith followed with his hands in his pockets, and Mr Tappertit trundled off with the chaise to a neighbouring stable.

Mrs. Varden agreed. The locksmith walked behind with his hands in his pockets, and Mr. Tappertit rolled off with the carriage to a nearby stable.

‘Martha, my dear,’ said the locksmith, when they reached the parlour, ‘if you’ll look to Dolly yourself or let somebody else do it, perhaps it will be only kind and reasonable. She has been frightened, you know, and is not at all well to-night.’

‘Martha, my dear,’ said the locksmith when they got to the living room, ‘if you could take care of Dolly yourself or let someone else handle it, that would be kind and reasonable. She’s been scared and isn’t feeling well tonight.’

In fact, Dolly had thrown herself upon the sofa, quite regardless of all the little finery of which she had been so proud in the morning, and with her face buried in her hands was crying very much.

In fact, Dolly had flopped onto the sofa, completely ignoring all the little fancy things she had been so proud of in the morning, and with her face buried in her hands was crying a lot.

At first sight of this phenomenon (for Dolly was by no means accustomed to displays of this sort, rather learning from her mother’s example to avoid them as much as possible) Mrs Varden expressed her belief that never was any woman so beset as she; that her life was a continued scene of trial; that whenever she was disposed to be well and cheerful, so sure were the people around her to throw, by some means or other, a damp upon her spirits; and that, as she had enjoyed herself that day, and Heaven knew it was very seldom she did enjoy herself so she was now to pay the penalty. To all such propositions Miggs assented freely. Poor Dolly, however, grew none the better for these restoratives, but rather worse, indeed; and seeing that she was really ill, both Mrs Varden and Miggs were moved to compassion, and tended her in earnest.

At first glance at this situation (since Dolly wasn't used to scenes like this, having learned from her mother’s example to steer clear of them), Mrs. Varden declared that no woman had ever been under such a burden as she was; that her life was a constant struggle; that whenever she tried to be happy and upbeat, the people around her always found a way to bring her down; and that, since she had actually enjoyed herself that day—which, Heaven knew, was a rare occurrence—she was now going to pay the price. Miggs nodded along with all of this. Unfortunately, poor Dolly didn’t feel any better from these attempts to uplift her; in fact, she felt worse. Realizing that she was genuinely unwell, both Mrs. Varden and Miggs felt compassion and cared for her seriously.

But even then, their very kindness shaped itself into their usual course of policy, and though Dolly was in a swoon, it was rendered clear to the meanest capacity, that Mrs Varden was the sufferer. Thus when Dolly began to get a little better, and passed into that stage in which matrons hold that remonstrance and argument may be successfully applied, her mother represented to her, with tears in her eyes, that if she had been flurried and worried that day, she must remember it was the common lot of humanity, and in especial of womankind, who through the whole of their existence must expect no less, and were bound to make up their minds to meek endurance and patient resignation. Mrs Varden entreated her to remember that one of these days she would, in all probability, have to do violence to her feelings so far as to be married; and that marriage, as she might see every day of her life (and truly she did) was a state requiring great fortitude and forbearance. She represented to her in lively colours, that if she (Mrs V.) had not, in steering her course through this vale of tears, been supported by a strong principle of duty which alone upheld and prevented her from drooping, she must have been in her grave many years ago; in which case she desired to know what would have become of that errant spirit (meaning the locksmith), of whose eye she was the very apple, and in whose path she was, as it were, a shining light and guiding star?

But even then, their kindness turned into their usual way of handling things, and although Dolly was fainting, it was clear to anyone that Mrs. Varden was the one truly suffering. So when Dolly started to feel a bit better and entered that stage where mothers think they can reason with their daughters, her mom tearfully pointed out that if Dolly had felt flustered and worried that day, she needed to remember it was just part of being human, especially for women, who must always expect such struggles and learn to embrace patience and acceptance. Mrs. Varden urged her to keep in mind that one day, she might very well have to push aside her feelings to get married; and that marriage, as she could see every day (and she indeed could), required a lot of strength and tolerance. She vividly explained that if she (Mrs. V.) hadn't been driven by a strong sense of duty to guide her through this difficult life, she would have likely been gone many years ago; and in that case, she wanted to know what would have happened to that wandering spirit (referring to the locksmith), who was the center of her world, and for whom she was like a shining light and guiding star?

Miss Miggs also put in her word to the same effect. She said that indeed and indeed Miss Dolly might take pattern by her blessed mother, who, she always had said, and always would say, though she were to be hanged, drawn, and quartered for it next minute, was the mildest, amiablest, forgivingest-spirited, longest-sufferingest female as ever she could have believed; the mere narration of whose excellencies had worked such a wholesome change in the mind of her own sister-in-law, that, whereas, before, she and her husband lived like cat and dog, and were in the habit of exchanging brass candlesticks, pot-lids, flat-irons, and other such strong resentments, they were now the happiest and affectionatest couple upon earth; as could be proved any day on application at Golden Lion Court, number twenty-sivin, second bell-handle on the right-hand doorpost. After glancing at herself as a comparatively worthless vessel, but still as one of some desert, she besought her to bear in mind that her aforesaid dear and only mother was of a weakly constitution and excitable temperament, who had constantly to sustain afflictions in domestic life, compared with which thieves and robbers were as nothing, and yet never sunk down or gave way to despair or wrath, but, in prize-fighting phraseology, always came up to time with a cheerful countenance, and went in to win as if nothing had happened. When Miggs finished her solo, her mistress struck in again, and the two together performed a duet to the same purpose; the burden being, that Mrs Varden was persecuted perfection, and Mr Varden, as the representative of mankind in that apartment, a creature of vicious and brutal habits, utterly insensible to the blessings he enjoyed. Of so refined a character, indeed, was their talent of assault under the mask of sympathy, that when Dolly, recovering, embraced her father tenderly, as in vindication of his goodness, Mrs Varden expressed her solemn hope that this would be a lesson to him for the remainder of his life, and that he would do some little justice to a woman’s nature ever afterwards—in which aspiration Miss Miggs, by divers sniffs and coughs, more significant than the longest oration, expressed her entire concurrence.

Miss Miggs also added her thoughts to the same effect. She insisted that Miss Dolly should take a cue from her blessed mother, who she had always said, and would always say, even if it meant being hanged, drawn, and quartered the next minute, was the kindest, most pleasant, forgiving, and patient woman she could ever have imagined. The mere mention of her mother's virtues had such a positive impact on her sister-in-law's mind that, previously, she and her husband had lived like enemies, constantly exchanging brass candlesticks, pot lids, flat irons, and other forms of resentment. Now, they were the happiest and most loving couple on Earth, as could be confirmed any day at Golden Lion Court, number twenty-seven, second bell-handle on the right of the door. After regarding herself as a somewhat unworthy vessel, yet still of some value, she urged her to remember that her dear and only mother had a fragile constitution and an excitable nature, enduring domestic hardships far worse than any thief or robber, yet she never let herself sink into despair or anger but always faced challenges with a cheerful demeanor, ready to tackle whatever came her way. When Miggs finished her solo, her mistress joined in, and together they sang a duet to the same effect, declaring that Mrs. Varden was a perfect victim of persecution, while Mr. Varden, representing all men in that household, was a creature of vile and brutal habits, entirely unaware of his blessings. Their ability to attack while pretending to be sympathetic was so refined that when Dolly, recovering, hugged her father affectionately to vindicate his goodness, Mrs. Varden solemnly hoped this would serve as a lifelong lesson for him and that he would treat a woman's nature with some respect from then on—in which sentiment Miss Miggs expressed her full agreement with various sniffs and coughs that spoke louder than any long speech.

But the great joy of Miggs’s heart was, that she not only picked up a full account of what had happened, but had the exquisite delight of conveying it to Mr Tappertit for his jealousy and torture. For that gentleman, on account of Dolly’s indisposition, had been requested to take his supper in the workshop, and it was conveyed thither by Miss Miggs’s own fair hands.

But the greatest joy in Miggs’s heart was that she not only got the full story of what happened but also had the thrilling pleasure of sharing it with Mr. Tappertit to make him jealous and miserable. Mr. Tappertit, due to Dolly’s illness, had been asked to have his dinner in the workshop, and Miss Miggs personally brought it to him.

‘Oh Simmun!’ said the young lady, ‘such goings on to-day! Oh, gracious me, Simmun!’

‘Oh Simmun!’ said the young lady, ‘what a day it’s been! Oh my goodness, Simmun!’

Mr Tappertit, who was not in the best of humours, and who disliked Miss Miggs more when she laid her hand on her heart and panted for breath than at any other time, as her deficiency of outline was most apparent under such circumstances, eyed her over in his loftiest style, and deigned to express no curiosity whatever.

Mr. Tappertit, who was in a bad mood and disliked Miss Miggs even more when she put her hand on her heart and gasped for breath than at any other time, since her lack of shape was most obvious in those moments, looked her over with utmost indifference and made no effort to show any curiosity at all.

‘I never heard the like, nor nobody else,’ pursued Miggs. ‘The idea of interfering with HER. What people can see in her to make it worth their while to do so, that’s the joke—he he he!’

‘I’ve never heard anything like it, nor has anyone else,’ Miggs continued. ‘The idea of getting involved with HER. What people find in her that’s worth their time, that’s the real joke—he he he!’

Finding there was a lady in the case, Mr Tappertit haughtily requested his fair friend to be more explicit, and demanded to know what she meant by ‘her.’

Finding out there was a woman involved, Mr. Tappertit arrogantly asked his pretty friend to be more specific and insisted on knowing what she meant by 'her.'

‘Why, that Dolly,’ said Miggs, with an extremely sharp emphasis on the name. ‘But, oh upon my word and honour, young Joseph Willet is a brave one; and he do deserve her, that he do.’

‘Why, that Dolly,’ said Miggs, putting a strong emphasis on the name. ‘But, honestly, young Joseph Willet is quite the brave one; he deserves her, he really does.’

‘Woman!’ said Mr Tappertit, jumping off the counter on which he was seated; ‘beware!’

‘Woman!’ Mr. Tappertit exclaimed, jumping off the counter he was sitting on; ‘watch out!’

‘My stars, Simmun!’ cried Miggs, in affected astonishment. ‘You frighten me to death! What’s the matter?’

‘Oh my gosh, Simmun!’ cried Miggs, pretending to be shocked. ‘You’re scaring me to death! What’s going on?’

‘There are strings,’ said Mr Tappertit, flourishing his bread-and-cheese knife in the air, ‘in the human heart that had better not be wibrated. That’s what’s the matter.’

‘There are strings,’ said Mr. Tappertit, waving his bread-and-cheese knife in the air, ‘in the human heart that shouldn't be touched. That’s what’s going on.’

‘Oh, very well—if you’re in a huff,’ cried Miggs, turning away.

“Oh, fine—if you’re in a bad mood,” Miggs said, turning away.

‘Huff or no huff,’ said Mr Tappertit, detaining her by the wrist. ‘What do you mean, Jezebel? What were you going to say? Answer me!’

‘Huff or not,’ Mr. Tappertit said, grabbing her by the wrist. ‘What do you mean, Jezebel? What were you going to say? Answer me!’

Notwithstanding this uncivil exhortation, Miggs gladly did as she was required; and told him how that their young mistress, being alone in the meadows after dark, had been attacked by three or four tall men, who would have certainly borne her away and perhaps murdered her, but for the timely arrival of Joseph Willet, who with his own single hand put them all to flight, and rescued her; to the lasting admiration of his fellow-creatures generally, and to the eternal love and gratitude of Dolly Varden.

Despite this rude urging, Miggs happily did what she was told and explained that their young mistress, while alone in the meadows after dark, had been confronted by three or four tall men who would have surely taken her away and possibly killed her, if not for the timely arrival of Joseph Willet, who single-handedly drove them all away and saved her; earning him the lasting admiration of everyone around and the eternal love and gratitude of Dolly Varden.

‘Very good,’ said Mr Tappertit, fetching a long breath when the tale was told, and rubbing his hair up till it stood stiff and straight on end all over his head. ‘His days are numbered.’

‘Very good,’ said Mr. Tappertit, taking a deep breath when the story was finished, and ruffling his hair until it stood up stiff and straight all over his head. ‘His days are numbered.’

‘Oh, Simmun!’

‘Oh, Simmun!’

‘I tell you,’ said the ‘prentice, ‘his days are numbered. Leave me. Get along with you.’

‘I’m telling you,’ said the apprentice, ‘his days are counted. Go away. Just leave me alone.’

Miggs departed at his bidding, but less because of his bidding than because she desired to chuckle in secret. When she had given vent to her satisfaction, she returned to the parlour; where the locksmith, stimulated by quietness and Toby, had become talkative, and was disposed to take a cheerful review of the occurrences of the day. But Mrs Varden, whose practical religion (as is not uncommon) was usually of the retrospective order, cut him short by declaiming on the sinfulness of such junketings, and holding that it was high time to go to bed. To bed therefore she withdrew, with an aspect as grim and gloomy as that of the Maypole’s own state couch; and to bed the rest of the establishment soon afterwards repaired.

Miggs left at his request, but not so much because he asked her to as because she wanted to giggle in private. Once she'd let her amusement out, she went back to the living room, where the locksmith, encouraged by the quiet and Toby, had become chatty and was in the mood to cheerfully reflect on the day’s events. But Mrs. Varden, whose practical approach to religion (as is often the case) was usually focused on the past, interrupted him by lecturing about the immorality of such festivities and insisting it was time for bed. So she went to bed, wearing a face as dark and dreary as the Maypole's own state couch; and soon after, the rest of the household followed suit.

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Chapter 23

Twilight had given place to night some hours, and it was high noon in those quarters of the town in which ‘the world’ condescended to dwell—the world being then, as now, of very limited dimensions and easily lodged—when Mr Chester reclined upon a sofa in his dressing-room in the Temple, entertaining himself with a book.

Twilight had turned into night for a few hours, and it was high noon in the parts of the town where 'the world' chose to live—the world being, as it is now, quite small and easily accommodated—when Mr. Chester lounged on a sofa in his dressing room in the Temple, enjoying a book.

He was dressing, as it seemed, by easy stages, and having performed half the journey was taking a long rest. Completely attired as to his legs and feet in the trimmest fashion of the day, he had yet the remainder of his toilet to perform. The coat was stretched, like a refined scarecrow, on its separate horse; the waistcoat was displayed to the best advantage; the various ornamental articles of dress were severally set out in most alluring order; and yet he lay dangling his legs between the sofa and the ground, as intent upon his book as if there were nothing but bed before him.

He was getting dressed in a relaxed manner, taking a long break after putting on half of his outfit. Fully dressed from the waist down in the trendiest style of the day, he still had the rest of his grooming to finish. His coat was perched, like an elegant scarecrow, on its own hanger; the waistcoat was on display in the best possible way; various decorative elements of his attire were arranged enticingly; and yet he lay with his legs hanging between the sofa and the floor, focused on his book as if he had nothing but a bed in front of him.

‘Upon my honour,’ he said, at length raising his eyes to the ceiling with the air of a man who was reflecting seriously on what he had read; ‘upon my honour, the most masterly composition, the most delicate thoughts, the finest code of morality, and the most gentlemanly sentiments in the universe! Ah Ned, Ned, if you would but form your mind by such precepts, we should have but one common feeling on every subject that could possibly arise between us!’

“On my honor,” he said, finally looking up at the ceiling like someone who was seriously considering what he had read; “on my honor, the most brilliant writing, the most subtle ideas, the best moral code, and the most gentlemanly feelings in the world! Ah Ned, Ned, if only you would shape your mind with such principles, we would share the same perspective on every issue that could possibly come up between us!”

This apostrophe was addressed, like the rest of his remarks, to empty air: for Edward was not present, and the father was quite alone.

This outburst was directed, like the rest of his comments, to nothing: for Edward was not there, and the father was completely alone.

‘My Lord Chesterfield,’ he said, pressing his hand tenderly upon the book as he laid it down, ‘if I could but have profited by your genius soon enough to have formed my son on the model you have left to all wise fathers, both he and I would have been rich men. Shakespeare was undoubtedly very fine in his way; Milton good, though prosy; Lord Bacon deep, and decidedly knowing; but the writer who should be his country’s pride, is my Lord Chesterfield.’

‘My Lord Chesterfield,’ he said, gently placing his hand on the book as he set it down, ‘if only I had benefited from your brilliance earlier so I could shape my son based on the example you've set for wise fathers, both he and I would be well-off. Shakespeare was undoubtedly impressive in his own right; Milton was good, though a bit dull; Lord Bacon was insightful and quite knowledgeable; but the writer who should make our country proud is my Lord Chesterfield.’

He became thoughtful again, and the toothpick was in requisition.

He became thoughtful again, and he began using a toothpick.

‘I thought I was tolerably accomplished as a man of the world,’ he continued, ‘I flattered myself that I was pretty well versed in all those little arts and graces which distinguish men of the world from boors and peasants, and separate their character from those intensely vulgar sentiments which are called the national character. Apart from any natural prepossession in my own favour, I believed I was. Still, in every page of this enlightened writer, I find some captivating hypocrisy which has never occurred to me before, or some superlative piece of selfishness to which I was utterly a stranger. I should quite blush for myself before this stupendous creature, if remembering his precepts, one might blush at anything. An amazing man! a nobleman indeed! any King or Queen may make a Lord, but only the Devil himself—and the Graces—can make a Chesterfield.’

“I thought I was pretty well-rounded as a man of the world,” he continued, “I convinced myself that I was quite skilled in all those little arts and charms that set worldly men apart from dullards and peasants, and distinguish their character from those overly simple sentiments known as the national character. Aside from any natural bias in my own favor, I believed I was. Yet, in every page of this enlightened writer, I find some fascinating hypocrisy that I never recognized before, or some exceptional act of selfishness that was completely foreign to me. I would definitely feel embarrassed in front of this astonishing individual, if one could feel embarrassed about anything by recalling his principles. An incredible man! A true nobleman! Any King or Queen can create a Lord, but only the Devil himself—and the Graces—can create a Chesterfield.”

Men who are thoroughly false and hollow, seldom try to hide those vices from themselves; and yet in the very act of avowing them, they lay claim to the virtues they feign most to despise. ‘For,’ say they, ‘this is honesty, this is truth. All mankind are like us, but they have not the candour to avow it.’ The more they affect to deny the existence of any sincerity in the world, the more they would be thought to possess it in its boldest shape; and this is an unconscious compliment to Truth on the part of these philosophers, which will turn the laugh against them to the Day of Judgment.

Men who are completely fake and empty rarely try to hide their flaws from themselves; yet, in admitting them, they still claim to have the virtues they pretend to look down upon. “For,” they say, “this is honesty, this is truth. Everyone is like us, but they don’t have the honesty to admit it.” The more they try to deny that sincerity exists in the world, the more they want to be seen as having it in its most glaring form; and this is an unintentional compliment to Truth from these philosophers, which will backfire on them come Judgment Day.

Mr Chester, having extolled his favourite author, as above recited, took up the book again in the excess of his admiration and was composing himself for a further perusal of its sublime morality, when he was disturbed by a noise at the outer door; occasioned as it seemed by the endeavours of his servant to obstruct the entrance of some unwelcome visitor.

Mr. Chester, having praised his favorite author as mentioned above, picked up the book again, overwhelmed by admiration, and was getting ready to read more of its profound moral lessons when he was interrupted by a noise at the front door, apparently caused by his servant trying to block the entrance of an unwanted visitor.

‘A late hour for an importunate creditor,’ he said, raising his eyebrows with as indolent an expression of wonder as if the noise were in the street, and one with which he had not the smallest possible concern. ‘Much after their accustomed time. The usual pretence I suppose. No doubt a heavy payment to make up tomorrow. Poor fellow, he loses time, and time is money as the good proverb says—I never found it out though. Well. What now? You know I am not at home.’

‘A late hour for a persistent creditor,’ he said, raising his eyebrows with a lazy look of surprise as if the noise were coming from the street, one that didn’t concern him at all. ‘Much later than usual. I guess it’s the same old excuse. No doubt a big payment to catch up on tomorrow. Poor guy, he’s wasting time, and time is money as the saying goes—I’ve never really figured that out though. Well. What’s next? You know I’m not home.’

‘A man, sir,’ replied the servant, who was to the full as cool and negligent in his way as his master, ‘has brought home the riding-whip you lost the other day. I told him you were out, but he said he was to wait while I brought it in, and wouldn’t go till I did.’

‘A man, sir,’ replied the servant, who was just as calm and casual as his master, ‘has brought back the riding whip you lost the other day. I told him you were out, but he said he would wait while I brought it in, and he wouldn’t leave until I did.’

‘He was quite right,’ returned his master, ‘and you’re a blockhead, possessing no judgment or discretion whatever. Tell him to come in, and see that he rubs his shoes for exactly five minutes first.’

‘He was absolutely right,’ replied his master, ‘and you’re an idiot, lacking any judgment or common sense whatsoever. Tell him to come in, and make sure he rubs his shoes for exactly five minutes first.’

The man laid the whip on a chair, and withdrew. The master, who had only heard his foot upon the ground and had not taken the trouble to turn round and look at him, shut his book, and pursued the train of ideas his entrance had disturbed.

The man placed the whip on a chair and left. The master, who had only heard his footsteps and didn't bother to turn and look at him, closed his book and continued the line of thought that his arrival had interrupted.

‘If time were money,’ he said, handling his snuff-box, ‘I would compound with my creditors, and give them—let me see—how much a day? There’s my nap after dinner—an hour—they’re extremely welcome to that, and to make the most of it. In the morning, between my breakfast and the paper, I could spare them another hour; in the evening before dinner say another. Three hours a day. They might pay themselves in calls, with interest, in twelve months. I think I shall propose it to them. Ah, my centaur, are you there?’

“If time were money,” he said, fiddling with his snuff-box, “I would settle with my creditors and give them—let me see—how much a day? There’s my nap after lunch—an hour—they’re more than welcome to that, and I'll let them make the most of it. In the morning, between my breakfast and the newspaper, I could give them another hour; in the evening before dinner, say another. Three hours a day. They could pay themselves back in calls, with interest, in a year. I think I’ll propose it to them. Ah, my centaur, are you there?”

‘Here I am,’ replied Hugh, striding in, followed by a dog, as rough and sullen as himself; ‘and trouble enough I’ve had to get here. What do you ask me to come for, and keep me out when I DO come?’

‘Here I am,’ replied Hugh, walking in, followed by a dog that was as rough and grumpy as he was; ‘and I’ve had enough trouble getting here. Why did you ask me to come if you’re just going to keep me out when I do?’

‘My good fellow,’ returned the other, raising his head a little from the cushion and carelessly surveying him from top to toe, ‘I am delighted to see you, and to have, in your being here, the very best proof that you are not kept out. How are you?’

‘Hey there,’ the other replied, lifting his head slightly from the cushion and casually looking him over from head to toe, ‘I’m really glad to see you, and your presence here is the best evidence that you’re not being kept away. How’s it going?’

‘I’m well enough,’ said Hugh impatiently.

“I'm good,” Hugh said impatiently.

‘You look a perfect marvel of health. Sit down.’

"You look amazing and so healthy. Sit down."

‘I’d rather stand,’ said Hugh.

"I'd prefer to stand," said Hugh.

‘Please yourself my good fellow,’ returned Mr Chester rising, slowly pulling off the loose robe he wore, and sitting down before the dressing-glass. ‘Please yourself by all means.’

‘Suit yourself, my good man,’ Mr. Chester replied, getting up slowly, taking off his loose robe, and sitting down in front of the mirror. ‘By all means, do what you want.’

Having said this in the politest and blandest tone possible, he went on dressing, and took no further notice of his guest, who stood in the same spot as uncertain what to do next, eyeing him sulkily from time to time.

Having said this in the politest and most neutral tone possible, he continued getting dressed and paid no further attention to his guest, who remained in the same spot, unsure of what to do next, occasionally glancing at him with a sulky expression.

‘Are you going to speak to me, master?’ he said, after a long silence.

“Are you going to talk to me, master?” he asked after a long silence.

‘My worthy creature,’ returned Mr Chester, ‘you are a little ruffled and out of humour. I’ll wait till you’re quite yourself again. I am in no hurry.’

'My good friend,' replied Mr. Chester, 'you're a bit flustered and in a bad mood. I'll wait until you're feeling like yourself again. I'm in no rush.'

This behaviour had its intended effect. It humbled and abashed the man, and made him still more irresolute and uncertain. Hard words he could have returned, violence he would have repaid with interest; but this cool, complacent, contemptuous, self-possessed reception, caused him to feel his inferiority more completely than the most elaborate arguments. Everything contributed to this effect. His own rough speech, contrasted with the soft persuasive accents of the other; his rude bearing, and Mr Chester’s polished manner; the disorder and negligence of his ragged dress, and the elegant attire he saw before him; with all the unaccustomed luxuries and comforts of the room, and the silence that gave him leisure to observe these things, and feel how ill at ease they made him; all these influences, which have too often some effect on tutored minds and become of almost resistless power when brought to bear on such a mind as his, quelled Hugh completely. He moved by little and little nearer to Mr Chester’s chair, and glancing over his shoulder at the reflection of his face in the glass, as if seeking for some encouragement in its expression, said at length, with a rough attempt at conciliation,

This behavior had its intended effect. It humbled and embarrassed the man, making him even more indecisive and uncertain. He could have retaliated with harsh words, and violence would have been returned with interest; but this calm, self-satisfied, contemptuous, and collected reception made him feel his inferiority more thoroughly than any complex argument could. Everything contributed to this feeling. His own rough speech contrasted sharply with the soft, persuasive tones of the other man; his rude demeanor stood out against Mr. Chester’s refined manner; the messiness of his tattered clothes was starkly highlighted by the elegant attire he saw before him; and all the unfamiliar luxuries and comforts of the room, combined with the silence that allowed him to notice these things, made him feel increasingly uncomfortable. All these influences, which often have a significant impact on trained minds, became almost irresistible when directed at someone like him, completely subdued Hugh. He gradually moved closer to Mr. Chester’s chair, glancing over his shoulder at the reflection of his face in the glass, as if searching for some encouragement in its expression, and finally said, with a rough attempt at making peace,

‘ARE you going to speak to me, master, or am I to go away?’

‘Are you going to talk to me, master, or should I just leave?’

‘Speak you,’ said Mr Chester, ‘speak you, good fellow. I have spoken, have I not? I am waiting for you.’

“Go ahead and speak,” said Mr. Chester. “I’ve talked, haven’t I? I’m waiting for you.”

‘Why, look’ee, sir,’ returned Hugh with increased embarrassment, ‘am I the man that you privately left your whip with before you rode away from the Maypole, and told to bring it back whenever he might want to see you on a certain subject?’

"Hey, look, sir," Hugh said with more embarrassment, "am I the guy you secretly left your whip with before you rode away from the Maypole, telling me to bring it back whenever you wanted to talk about a certain topic?"

‘No doubt the same, or you have a twin brother,’ said Mr Chester, glancing at the reflection of his anxious face; ‘which is not probable, I should say.’

‘No doubt the same, or you have a twin brother,’ said Mr. Chester, looking at the reflection of his worried face; ‘which isn’t likely, I’d say.’

‘Then I have come, sir,’ said Hugh, ‘and I have brought it back, and something else along with it. A letter, sir, it is, that I took from the person who had charge of it.’ As he spoke, he laid upon the dressing-table, Dolly’s lost epistle. The very letter that had cost her so much trouble.

‘Then I’m here, sir,’ said Hugh, ‘and I’ve brought it back, along with something else. It’s a letter, sir, that I took from the person who had it.’ As he spoke, he placed Dolly’s lost letter on the dressing table. The very letter that had caused her so much trouble.

‘Did you obtain this by force, my good fellow?’ said Mr Chester, casting his eye upon it without the least perceptible surprise or pleasure.

“Did you get this by force, my good man?” said Mr. Chester, looking at it with no visible surprise or pleasure.

‘Not quite,’ said Hugh. ‘Partly.’

‘Not really,’ said Hugh. ‘Partly.’

‘Who was the messenger from whom you took it?’

‘Who was the messenger you got it from?’

‘A woman. One Varden’s daughter.’

"A woman. One of Varden's daughters."

‘Oh indeed!’ said Mr Chester gaily. ‘What else did you take from her?’

‘Oh for sure!’ said Mr. Chester cheerfully. ‘What else did you take from her?’

‘What else?’

Anything else?

‘Yes,’ said the other, in a drawling manner, for he was fixing a very small patch of sticking plaster on a very small pimple near the corner of his mouth. ‘What else?’

‘Yeah,’ said the other, in a slow way, as he was applying a tiny piece of adhesive bandage on a small pimple near the corner of his mouth. ‘What else?’

‘Well a kiss,’ replied Hugh, after some hesitation.

‘Well, a kiss,’ replied Hugh, after a moment of hesitation.

‘And what else?’

“And what else?”

‘Nothing.’

‘N/A.’

‘I think,’ said Mr Chester, in the same easy tone, and smiling twice or thrice to try if the patch adhered—‘I think there was something else. I have heard a trifle of jewellery spoken of—a mere trifle—a thing of such little value, indeed, that you may have forgotten it. Do you remember anything of the kind—such as a bracelet now, for instance?’

‘I think,’ said Mr. Chester, in the same casual tone, smiling a couple of times to see if the patch stuck—‘I think there was something else. I’ve heard a bit about some jewelry—a small thing—something of such little value, really, that you might have forgotten it. Do you recall anything like that—like a bracelet, for example?’

Hugh with a muttered oath thrust his hand into his breast, and drawing the bracelet forth, wrapped in a scrap of hay, was about to lay it on the table likewise, when his patron stopped his hand and bade him put it up again.

Hugh swore under his breath, reached into his chest pocket, and pulled out the bracelet wrapped in a piece of hay. He was about to place it on the table too when his patron stopped him and told him to put it away again.

‘You took that for yourself my excellent friend,’ he said, ‘and may keep it. I am neither a thief nor a receiver. Don’t show it to me. You had better hide it again, and lose no time. Don’t let me see where you put it either,’ he added, turning away his head.

‘You took that for yourself, my good friend,’ he said, ‘and you can keep it. I'm neither a thief nor a fence. Don’t show it to me. It’s best if you hide it again and don’t waste any time. Don’t let me see where you put it either,’ he added, turning his head away.

‘You’re not a receiver!’ said Hugh bluntly, despite the increasing awe in which he held him. ‘What do you call THAT, master?’ striking the letter with his heavy hand.

'You’re not a receiver!' Hugh said sharply, even though he was growing more impressed by him. 'What do you call THAT, master?' he asked, hitting the letter with his heavy hand.

‘I call that quite another thing,’ said Mr Chester coolly. ‘I shall prove it presently, as you will see. You are thirsty, I suppose?’

“I think that's a completely different matter,” Mr. Chester said calmly. “I’ll prove it in a moment, as you’ll see. You’re thirsty, I assume?”

Hugh drew his sleeve across his lips, and gruffly answered yes.

Hugh wiped his mouth with his sleeve and replied gruffly, "Yes."

‘Step to that closet and bring me a bottle you will see there, and a glass.’

‘Go to that closet and grab me a bottle you'll find there, along with a glass.’

He obeyed. His patron followed him with his eyes, and when his back was turned, smiled as he had never done when he stood beside the mirror. On his return he filled the glass, and bade him drink. That dram despatched, he poured him out another, and another.

He complied. His patron watched him closely, and when his back was turned, smiled in a way he never had while standing next to the mirror. When he returned, he filled the glass and told him to drink. After that shot was downed, he poured him another, and then another.

‘How many can you bear?’ he said, filling the glass again.

‘How many can you handle?’ he said, filling the glass again.

‘As many as you like to give me. Pour on. Fill high. A bumper with a bead in the middle! Give me enough of this,’ he added, as he tossed it down his hairy throat, ‘and I’ll do murder if you ask me!’

‘As many as you want to give me. Pour it on. Fill it up. A full glass with a bead in the middle! Give me enough of this,’ he added, as he gulped it down his hairy throat, ‘and I’ll commit murder if you ask me!’

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‘As I don’t mean to ask you, and you might possibly do it without being invited if you went on much further,’ said Mr Chester with great composure, ‘we will stop, if agreeable to you, my good friend, at the next glass. You were drinking before you came here.’

‘Since I don’t want to ask you, and you might just go ahead and do it without being invited if you keep going,’ said Mr. Chester calmly, ‘let's stop, if that works for you, my good friend, at the next glass. You were drinking before you got here.’

‘I always am when I can get it,’ cried Hugh boisterously, waving the empty glass above his head, and throwing himself into a rude dancing attitude. ‘I always am. Why not? Ha ha ha! What’s so good to me as this? What ever has been? What else has kept away the cold on bitter nights, and driven hunger off in starving times? What else has given me the strength and courage of a man, when men would have left me to die, a puny child? I should never have had a man’s heart but for this. I should have died in a ditch. Where’s he who when I was a weak and sickly wretch, with trembling legs and fading sight, bade me cheer up, as this did? I never knew him; not I. I drink to the drink, master. Ha ha ha!’

"I always am when I can get it," Hugh shouted loudly, waving the empty glass over his head and striking a clumsy dance pose. "I always am. Why not? Ha ha ha! What’s better for me than this? Nothing has ever been! What else kept the cold away on bitter nights and drove off hunger in starving times? What else gave me the strength and courage of a man when others would have left me to die, a frail child? I would never have had a man’s heart without this. I would have died in a ditch. Who was there when I was a weak and sickly mess, with shaky legs and fading vision, telling me to cheer up, like this did? I never knew him; not at all. I drink to the drink, my friend. Ha ha ha!"

‘You are an exceedingly cheerful young man,’ said Mr Chester, putting on his cravat with great deliberation, and slightly moving his head from side to side to settle his chin in its proper place. ‘Quite a boon companion.’

"You are an incredibly cheerful young man," said Mr. Chester, carefully putting on his cravat and slightly tilting his head from side to side to position his chin just right. "A real great companion."

‘Do you see this hand, master,’ said Hugh, ‘and this arm?’ baring the brawny limb to the elbow. ‘It was once mere skin and bone, and would have been dust in some poor churchyard by this time, but for the drink.’

‘Do you see this hand, master,’ said Hugh, ‘and this arm?’ baring the strong limb to the elbow. ‘It was once just skin and bone, and would have turned to dust in some poor churchyard by now, if it weren't for the drink.’

‘You may cover it,’ said Mr Chester, ‘it’s sufficiently real in your sleeve.’

‘You can hide it,’ said Mr. Chester, ‘it’s real enough in your sleeve.’

‘I should never have been spirited up to take a kiss from the proud little beauty, master, but for the drink,’ cried Hugh. ‘Ha ha ha! It was a good one. As sweet as honeysuckle, I warrant you. I thank the drink for it. I’ll drink to the drink again, master. Fill me one more. Come. One more!’

‘I should never have been encouraged to take a kiss from the proud little beauty, master, if it weren't for the drink,’ cried Hugh. ‘Haha! It was a good one. As sweet as honeysuckle, I promise you. I thank the drink for it. I’ll drink to the drink again, master. Pour me one more. Come on. One more!’

‘You are such a promising fellow,’ said his patron, putting on his waistcoat with great nicety, and taking no heed of this request, ‘that I must caution you against having too many impulses from the drink, and getting hung before your time. What’s your age?’

"You’re such a promising young man," said his patron, adjusting his waistcoat carefully and ignoring the request, "that I need to warn you about having too many drinks and ending up in trouble too soon. How old are you?"

‘I don’t know.’

"I have no idea."

‘At any rate,’ said Mr Chester, ‘you are young enough to escape what I may call a natural death for some years to come. How can you trust yourself in my hands on so short an acquaintance, with a halter round your neck? What a confiding nature yours must be!’

“At any rate,” said Mr. Chester, “you’re young enough to avoid what I’d call a natural death for a while. How can you trust yourself in my hands after knowing me for such a short time, with a noose around your neck? You must have such a trusting nature!”

Hugh fell back a pace or two and surveyed him with a look of mingled terror, indignation, and surprise. Regarding himself in the glass with the same complacency as before, and speaking as smoothly as if he were discussing some pleasant chit-chat of the town, his patron went on:

Hugh took a step or two back and looked at him with a mix of fear, anger, and shock. Looking at himself in the mirror with the same self-satisfaction as before and speaking as casually as if he were talking about some light gossip, his patron continued:

‘Robbery on the king’s highway, my young friend, is a very dangerous and ticklish occupation. It is pleasant, I have no doubt, while it lasts; but like many other pleasures in this transitory world, it seldom lasts long. And really if in the ingenuousness of youth, you open your heart so readily on the subject, I am afraid your career will be an extremely short one.’

‘Robbery on the king’s highway, my young friend, is a very dangerous and tricky job. It’s enjoyable, I’m sure, while it lasts; but like many other pleasures in this temporary world, it rarely lasts long. And honestly, if you’re so open about it at your age, I’m afraid your time in this career will be very short.’

‘How’s this?’ said Hugh. ‘What do you talk of master? Who was it set me on?’

‘How’s this?’ said Hugh. ‘What are you talking about, master? Who put me up to this?’

‘Who?’ said Mr Chester, wheeling sharply round, and looking full at him for the first time. ‘I didn’t hear you. Who was it?’

‘Who?’ said Mr. Chester, turning quickly around and looking directly at him for the first time. ‘I didn’t hear you. Who was it?’

Hugh faltered, and muttered something which was not audible.

Hugh hesitated and muttered something that couldn’t be heard.

‘Who was it? I am curious to know,’ said Mr Chester, with surpassing affability. ‘Some rustic beauty perhaps? But be cautious, my good friend. They are not always to be trusted. Do take my advice now, and be careful of yourself.’ With these words he turned to the glass again, and went on with his toilet.

‘Who was it? I’m curious to know,’ said Mr. Chester, with exceptional friendliness. ‘Maybe it was some country beauty? But be careful, my good friend. They’re not always trustworthy. Please take my advice and watch out for yourself.’ With that, he turned back to the mirror and continued getting ready.

Hugh would have answered him that he, the questioner himself had set him on, but the words stuck in his throat. The consummate art with which his patron had led him to this point, and managed the whole conversation, perfectly baffled him. He did not doubt that if he had made the retort which was on his lips when Mr Chester turned round and questioned him so keenly, he would straightway have given him into custody and had him dragged before a justice with the stolen property upon him; in which case it was as certain he would have been hung as it was that he had been born. The ascendency which it was the purpose of the man of the world to establish over this savage instrument, was gained from that time. Hugh’s submission was complete. He dreaded him beyond description; and felt that accident and artifice had spun a web about him, which at a touch from such a master-hand as his, would bind him to the gallows.

Hugh would have told him that the questioner himself had pushed him into this, but the words caught in his throat. The skillful way his patron had guided the conversation and brought him to this moment completely confused him. He was sure that if he had made the comeback that was on his mind when Mr. Chester turned around and questioned him so intensely, he would have immediately arrested him and dragged him before a judge with the stolen goods on him; in that case, it was as certain that he would have been hanged as it was that he had been born. The dominance that the worldly man intended to establish over this rough tool was secured from that moment. Hugh’s submission was total. He feared him intensely and felt that chance and manipulation had spun a trap around him, which at a touch from a master like him, would lead him straight to the gallows.

With these thoughts passing through his mind, and yet wondering at the very same time how he who came there rioting in the confidence of this man (as he thought), should be so soon and so thoroughly subdued, Hugh stood cowering before him, regarding him uneasily from time to time, while he finished dressing. When he had done so, he took up the letter, broke the seal, and throwing himself back in his chair, read it leisurely through.

With these thoughts racing through his mind, and at the same time wondering how he, who arrived there feeling so confident (or so he believed), could be so quickly and completely brought down, Hugh stood hunched over in front of him, glancing nervously at him now and then while he finished getting dressed. Once he was done, he picked up the letter, broke the seal, and leaned back in his chair, reading it at a relaxed pace.

‘Very neatly worded upon my life! Quite a woman’s letter, full of what people call tenderness, and disinterestedness, and heart, and all that sort of thing!’

‘Very neatly written, I must say! It's definitely a woman's letter, full of what people call tenderness, selflessness, and emotion, and all that sort of thing!’

As he spoke, he twisted it up, and glancing lazily round at Hugh as though he would say ‘You see this?’ held it in the flame of the candle. When it was in a full blaze, he tossed it into the grate, and there it smouldered away.

As he spoke, he twisted it up and glanced lazily at Hugh as if to say, ‘You see this?’ Then he held it in the candle flame. When it was fully ablaze, he tossed it into the fireplace, and there it smoldered away.

‘It was directed to my son,’ he said, turning to Hugh, ‘and you did quite right to bring it here. I opened it on my own responsibility, and you see what I have done with it. Take this, for your trouble.’

‘It was addressed to my son,’ he said, turning to Hugh, ‘and you did the right thing by bringing it here. I opened it on my own accord, and you can see what I've done with it. Take this as a token of appreciation for your trouble.’

Hugh stepped forward to receive the piece of money he held out to him. As he put it in his hand, he added:

Hugh stepped forward to take the money he was being offered. As he placed it in his hand, he said:

‘If you should happen to find anything else of this sort, or to pick up any kind of information you may think I would like to have, bring it here, will you, my good fellow?’

‘If you happen to come across anything like this, or pick up any information you think I’d want, bring it here, will you, my good man?’

This was said with a smile which implied—or Hugh thought it did—‘fail to do so at your peril!’ He answered that he would.

This was said with a smile that suggested—or so Hugh thought—‘don’t do this at your own risk!’ He replied that he would.

‘And don’t,’ said his patron, with an air of the very kindest patronage, ‘don’t be at all downcast or uneasy respecting that little rashness we have been speaking of. Your neck is as safe in my hands, my good fellow, as though a baby’s fingers clasped it, I assure you.—Take another glass. You are quieter now.’

“And don’t,” said his patron, with a very kind tone, “don’t feel down or worried about that little mistake we talked about. Your neck is as safe in my hands, my friend, as if a baby’s fingers were holding it, I promise you.—Have another drink. You’re calmer now.”

Hugh accepted it from his hand, and looking stealthily at his smiling face, drank the contents in silence.

Hugh took it from his hand, and while glancing discreetly at his smiling face, drank the contents quietly.

‘Don’t you—ha, ha!—don’t you drink to the drink any more?’ said Mr Chester, in his most winning manner.

‘Aren’t you—ha, ha!—aren’t you drinking anymore?’ said Mr. Chester, in his most charming way.

‘To you, sir,’ was the sullen answer, with something approaching to a bow. ‘I drink to you.’

‘To you, sir,’ was the gloomy reply, accompanied by a slight bow. ‘I toast to you.’

‘Thank you. God bless you. By the bye, what is your name, my good soul? You are called Hugh, I know, of course—your other name?’

‘Thank you. God bless you. By the way, what’s your name, my good friend? I know you’re called Hugh, of course—what’s your other name?’

‘I have no other name.’

"I'm known by no other name."

‘A very strange fellow! Do you mean that you never knew one, or that you don’t choose to tell it? Which?’

‘What a strange guy! Are you saying you’ve never met one, or that you just don’t want to talk about it? Which is it?’

‘I’d tell it if I could,’ said Hugh, quickly. ‘I can’t. I have been always called Hugh; nothing more. I never knew, nor saw, nor thought about a father; and I was a boy of six—that’s not very old—when they hung my mother up at Tyburn for a couple of thousand men to stare at. They might have let her live. She was poor enough.’

‘I’d share it if I could,’ said Hugh, quickly. ‘I can’t. I’ve always been called Hugh; nothing more. I never knew, saw, or thought about a father; and I was only six—that’s not very old—when they hanged my mother at Tyburn for a couple of thousand men to gawk at. They could have let her live. She was poor enough.’

‘How very sad!’ exclaimed his patron, with a condescending smile. ‘I have no doubt she was an exceedingly fine woman.’

"That's so sad!" his patron said with a patronizing smile. "I'm sure she was a truly wonderful woman."

‘You see that dog of mine?’ said Hugh, abruptly.

‘Do you see that dog of mine?’ Hugh said suddenly.

‘Faithful, I dare say?’ rejoined his patron, looking at him through his glass; ‘and immensely clever? Virtuous and gifted animals, whether man or beast, always are so very hideous.’

“Faithful, I suppose?” his patron replied, looking at him through his glass. “And incredibly clever? Virtuous and gifted beings, whether human or animal, are always so very ugly.”

‘Such a dog as that, and one of the same breed, was the only living thing except me that howled that day,’ said Hugh. ‘Out of the two thousand odd—there was a larger crowd for its being a woman—the dog and I alone had any pity. If he’d have been a man, he’d have been glad to be quit of her, for she had been forced to keep him lean and half-starved; but being a dog, and not having a man’s sense, he was sorry.’

‘That dog, and one of the same breed, was the only living thing besides me that howled that day,’ said Hugh. ‘Out of the two thousand people there—there was a bigger crowd because it was a woman—the dog and I were the only ones who felt any pity. If he had been a man, he would have been relieved to be rid of her, since she had to keep him thin and half-starved; but being a dog, and not having a man’s perspective, he felt sorry for her.’

‘It was dull of the brute, certainly,’ said Mr Chester, ‘and very like a brute.’

"It was pretty stupid of the beast, for sure," said Mr. Chester, "and really similar to a beast."

Hugh made no rejoinder, but whistling to his dog, who sprung up at the sound and came jumping and sporting about him, bade his sympathising friend good night.

Hugh didn't respond, but whistled for his dog, who jumped up at the sound and started bouncing around him. He said goodnight to his sympathetic friend.

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‘Good night,’ he returned. ‘Remember; you’re safe with me—quite safe. So long as you deserve it, my good fellow, as I hope you always will, you have a friend in me, on whose silence you may rely. Now do be careful of yourself, pray do, and consider what jeopardy you might have stood in. Good night! bless you!’

‘Good night,’ he replied. ‘Remember, you’re safe with me—completely safe. As long as you deserve it, my good friend, which I hope you always will, you can count on me as a friend who will keep your confidence. Please take care of yourself and think about the danger you might have been in. Good night! Take care!’

Hugh truckled before the hidden meaning of these words as much as such a being could, and crept out of the door so submissively and subserviently—with an air, in short, so different from that with which he had entered—that his patron on being left alone, smiled more than ever.

Hugh bowed to the hidden meaning of these words as much as someone like him could, and slipped out the door so meekly and obediently—with an attitude, in short, so different from the one he had when he entered—that his patron, once alone, smiled more than ever.

‘And yet,’ he said, as he took a pinch of snuff, ‘I do not like their having hanged his mother. The fellow has a fine eye, and I am sure she was handsome. But very probably she was coarse—red-nosed perhaps, and had clumsy feet. Aye, it was all for the best, no doubt.’

‘And yet,’ he said, as he took a pinch of snuff, ‘I don’t like that they hanged his mother. The guy has a nice eye, and I’m sure she was attractive. But she was probably rough around the edges—maybe red-nosed and had big feet. Yeah, it was probably for the best, no doubt.’

With this comforting reflection, he put on his coat, took a farewell glance at the glass, and summoned his man, who promptly attended, followed by a chair and its two bearers.

With this comforting thought, he put on his coat, took one last look at the glass, and called for his man, who quickly arrived, followed by a chair and its two carriers.

‘Foh!’ said Mr Chester. ‘The very atmosphere that centaur has breathed, seems tainted with the cart and ladder. Here, Peak. Bring some scent and sprinkle the floor; and take away the chair he sat upon, and air it; and dash a little of that mixture upon me. I am stifled!’

‘Ugh!’ said Mr. Chester. ‘The very air that centaur has breathed feels contaminated with the wagon and ladder. Here, Peak. Get some perfume and sprinkle it on the floor; take away the chair he sat in and air it out; and splash a little of that mixture on me. I feel suffocated!’

The man obeyed; and the room and its master being both purified, nothing remained for Mr Chester but to demand his hat, to fold it jauntily under his arm, to take his seat in the chair and be carried off; humming a fashionable tune.

The man complied; and with the room and its owner both cleaned up, all that was left for Mr. Chester was to ask for his hat, to stylishly tuck it under his arm, to sit in the chair, and be taken away, humming a trendy tune.





Chapter 24

How the accomplished gentleman spent the evening in the midst of a dazzling and brilliant circle; how he enchanted all those with whom he mingled by the grace of his deportment, the politeness of his manner, the vivacity of his conversation, and the sweetness of his voice; how it was observed in every corner, that Chester was a man of that happy disposition that nothing ruffled him, that he was one on whom the world’s cares and errors sat lightly as his dress, and in whose smiling face a calm and tranquil mind was constantly reflected; how honest men, who by instinct knew him better, bowed down before him nevertheless, deferred to his every word, and courted his favourable notice; how people, who really had good in them, went with the stream, and fawned and flattered, and approved, and despised themselves while they did so, and yet had not the courage to resist; how, in short, he was one of those who are received and cherished in society (as the phrase is) by scores who individually would shrink from and be repelled by the object of their lavish regard; are things of course, which will suggest themselves. Matter so commonplace needs but a passing glance, and there an end.

How the accomplished gentleman spent the evening surrounded by a dazzling and brilliant crowd; how he captivated everyone he interacted with through the grace of his behavior, the politeness of his manner, the liveliness of his conversation, and the sweetness of his voice; how it was noticed everywhere that Chester had such a pleasant disposition that nothing upset him, that the world’s worries and mistakes weighed on him as lightly as his clothing, and that a calm and peaceful mind was constantly reflected in his smiling face; how honest men, who instinctively knew him better, bowed down before him nonetheless, respected his every word, and sought his favorable attention; how people who truly had goodness in them went along with the crowd, flattering and praising him, even while despising themselves for doing so, yet lacked the courage to resist; how, in short, he was one of those who are welcomed and adored in society (as the saying goes) by many who, on their own, would shy away from and reject the object of their excessive admiration; are all things that naturally come to mind. Such commonplace matters only need a brief glance, and that’s it.

The despisers of mankind—apart from the mere fools and mimics, of that creed—are of two sorts. They who believe their merit neglected and unappreciated, make up one class; they who receive adulation and flattery, knowing their own worthlessness, compose the other. Be sure that the coldest-hearted misanthropes are ever of this last order.

The haters of humanity—besides the simple-minded and imitators of that belief—come in two types. One group feels their worth is overlooked and undervalued; the other consists of those who accept praise and compliments, fully aware of their own lack of value. Always remember that the most cold-hearted misanthropes belong to this second group.

Mr Chester sat up in bed next morning, sipping his coffee, and remembering with a kind of contemptuous satisfaction how he had shone last night, and how he had been caressed and courted, when his servant brought in a very small scrap of dirty paper, tightly sealed in two places, on the inside whereof was inscribed in pretty large text these words: ‘A friend. Desiring of a conference. Immediate. Private. Burn it when you’ve read it.’

Mr. Chester sat up in bed the next morning, sipping his coffee and thinking with a sort of smug satisfaction about how well he had performed the night before, and how he had been flattered and pampered, when his servant brought in a tiny piece of dirty paper, sealed tightly in two places. Inside, it had these words written in fairly large text: ‘A friend. Wishing to have a private meeting. Immediate. Burn this after you read it.’

‘Where in the name of the Gunpowder Plot did you pick up this?’ said his master.

‘Where in the world did you get this?’ said his master.

It was given him by a person then waiting at the door, the man replied.

A person waiting at the door gave it to him, the man replied.

‘With a cloak and dagger?’ said Mr Chester.

‘With a cloak and dagger?’ Mr. Chester asked.

With nothing more threatening about him, it appeared, than a leather apron and a dirty face. ‘Let him come in.’ In he came—Mr Tappertit; with his hair still on end, and a great lock in his hand, which he put down on the floor in the middle of the chamber as if he were about to go through some performances in which it was a necessary agent.

With nothing more threatening about him, it seemed, than a leather apron and a dirty face. 'Let him come in.' In he came—Mr. Tappertit; with his hair still standing on end, and a big chunk of it in his hand, which he dropped on the floor in the center of the room as if he were about to do some kind of act where it was a necessary component.

‘Sir,’ said Mr Tappertit with a low bow, ‘I thank you for this condescension, and am glad to see you. Pardon the menial office in which I am engaged, sir, and extend your sympathies to one, who, humble as his appearance is, has inn’ard workings far above his station.’

“Sir,” Mr. Tappertit said with a slight bow, “thank you for this kindness. It’s great to see you. Please excuse the humble role I’m in, and know that even though my appearance may be modest, I have thoughts and feelings that are much greater than my position.”

Mr Chester held the bed-curtain farther back, and looked at him with a vague impression that he was some maniac, who had not only broken open the door of his place of confinement, but had brought away the lock. Mr Tappertit bowed again, and displayed his legs to the best advantage.

Mr. Chester pulled the bed curtain aside and looked at him with a vague feeling that he was some kind of maniac who had not only broken open the door of his confinement but had also taken the lock with him. Mr. Tappertit bowed once more and showed off his legs to the best advantage.

‘You have heard, sir,’ said Mr Tappertit, laying his hand upon his breast, ‘of G. Varden Locksmith and bell-hanger and repairs neatly executed in town and country, Clerkenwell, London?’

‘You’ve heard, sir,’ said Mr. Tappertit, placing his hand on his chest, ‘about G. Varden, locksmith and bell-hanger, known for doing repairs nicely in both town and country, Clerkenwell, London?’

‘What then?’ asked Mr Chester.

"What now?" asked Mr. Chester.

‘I’m his ‘prentice, sir.’

‘I’m his apprentice, sir.’

‘What THEN?’

‘What now?’

‘Ahem!’ said Mr Tappertit. ‘Would you permit me to shut the door, sir, and will you further, sir, give me your honour bright, that what passes between us is in the strictest confidence?’

‘Ahem!’ said Mr. Tappertit. ‘Could you allow me to close the door, sir, and will you also, sir, promise me that what we discuss will be kept completely private?’

Mr Chester laid himself calmly down in bed again, and turning a perfectly undisturbed face towards the strange apparition, which had by this time closed the door, begged him to speak out, and to be as rational as he could, without putting himself to any very great personal inconvenience.

Mr. Chester calmly settled back into bed, turning his completely relaxed face towards the strange figure, which had by now closed the door. He encouraged him to speak up and to be as rational as possible, without causing himself too much trouble.

‘In the first place, sir,’ said Mr Tappertit, producing a small pocket-handkerchief and shaking it out of the folds, ‘as I have not a card about me (for the envy of masters debases us below that level) allow me to offer the best substitute that circumstances will admit of. If you will take that in your own hand, sir, and cast your eye on the right-hand corner,’ said Mr Tappertit, offering it with a graceful air, ‘you will meet with my credentials.’

‘First of all, sir,’ said Mr. Tappertit, pulling out a small pocket handkerchief and shaking it open, ‘since I don't have a card on me (because of how those in charge can look down on us), let me offer the best alternative I can. If you take this in your own hand, sir, and look in the top right corner,’ said Mr. Tappertit, presenting it with a charming gesture, ‘you'll find my credentials.’

‘Thank you,’ answered Mr Chester, politely accepting it, and turning to some blood-red characters at one end. ‘“Four. Simon Tappertit. One.” Is that the—’

‘Thank you,’ Mr. Chester replied, politely accepting it and turning to some blood-red characters at one end. ‘“Four. Simon Tappertit. One.” Is that the—’

‘Without the numbers, sir, that is my name,’ replied the ‘prentice. ‘They are merely intended as directions to the washerwoman, and have no connection with myself or family. YOUR name, sir,’ said Mr Tappertit, looking very hard at his nightcap, ‘is Chester, I suppose? You needn’t pull it off, sir, thank you. I observe E. C. from here. We will take the rest for granted.’

‘Without the numbers, sir, that is my name,’ replied the apprentice. ‘They’re just meant to guide the washerwoman and aren’t related to me or my family. YOUR name, sir,’ said Mr. Tappertit, staring intently at his nightcap, ‘is Chester, I assume? You don’t need to take it off, sir, thank you. I can see E. C. from here. We’ll assume the rest.’

‘Pray, Mr Tappertit,’ said Mr Chester, ‘has that complicated piece of ironmongery which you have done me the favour to bring with you, any immediate connection with the business we are to discuss?’

“Please, Mr. Tappertit,” said Mr. Chester, “does that complicated piece of hardware you kindly brought with you have any direct connection to the matter we’re going to discuss?”

‘It has not, sir,’ rejoined the ‘prentice. ‘It’s going to be fitted on a ware’us-door in Thames Street.’

‘It hasn’t, sir,’ replied the apprentice. ‘It’s going to be installed on a warehouse door in Thames Street.’

‘Perhaps, as that is the case,’ said Mr Chester, ‘and as it has a stronger flavour of oil than I usually refresh my bedroom with, you will oblige me so far as to put it outside the door?’

"Maybe, since that’s the case," Mr. Chester said, "and it has a stronger smell of oil than I usually like in my bedroom, could you please put it outside the door?"

‘By all means, sir,’ said Mr Tappertit, suiting the action to the word.

"Of course, sir," said Mr. Tappertit, putting his words into action.

‘You’ll excuse my mentioning it, I hope?’

'I hope you don't mind me bringing it up?'

‘Don’t apologise, sir, I beg. And now, if you please, to business.’

"Please don’t apologize, sir. Now, if you don't mind, let’s get down to business."

During the whole of this dialogue, Mr Chester had suffered nothing but his smile of unvarying serenity and politeness to appear upon his face. Sim Tappertit, who had far too good an opinion of himself to suspect that anybody could be playing upon him, thought within himself that this was something like the respect to which he was entitled, and drew a comparison from this courteous demeanour of a stranger, by no means favourable to the worthy locksmith.

Throughout this entire conversation, Mr. Chester only showed his constant smile of calmness and politeness. Sim Tappertit, who had too high an opinion of himself to think that anyone could be making a fool of him, believed that this was the kind of respect he deserved. He compared this courteous behavior from a stranger to the way the worthy locksmith treated him, and it did not reflect well on the locksmith.

‘From what passes in our house,’ said Mr Tappertit, ‘I am aware, sir, that your son keeps company with a young lady against your inclinations. Sir, your son has not used me well.’

'Based on what goes on in our house,' said Mr. Tappertit, 'I know, sir, that your son is seeing a young lady despite your wishes. Sir, your son hasn't treated me well.'

‘Mr Tappertit,’ said the other, ‘you grieve me beyond description.’

‘Mr. Tappertit,’ said the other, ‘you upset me more than I can express.’

‘Thank you, sir,’ replied the ‘prentice. ‘I’m glad to hear you say so. He’s very proud, sir, is your son; very haughty.’

‘Thank you, sir,’ replied the apprentice. ‘I’m happy to hear that. He’s quite proud, sir, your son; very arrogant.’

‘I am afraid he IS haughty,’ said Mr Chester. ‘Do you know I was really afraid of that before; and you confirm me?’

"I’m afraid he is arrogant," said Mr. Chester. "You know, I was genuinely worried about that before, and you just confirmed it for me?"

‘To recount the menial offices I’ve had to do for your son, sir,’ said Mr Tappertit; ‘the chairs I’ve had to hand him, the coaches I’ve had to call for him, the numerous degrading duties, wholly unconnected with my indenters, that I’ve had to do for him, would fill a family Bible. Besides which, sir, he is but a young man himself and I do not consider “thank’ee Sim,” a proper form of address on those occasions.’

"To list all the menial tasks I’ve had to do for your son, sir," said Mr. Tappertit, "the chairs I’ve had to bring him, the coaches I’ve had to call for him, the countless degrading duties that have nothing to do with my position, would fill a family Bible. Besides, sir, he is still just a young man, and I don’t think 'Thanks, Sim' is an appropriate way to address me on those occasions."

‘Mr Tappertit, your wisdom is beyond your years. Pray go on.’

‘Mr. Tappertit, your insight surpasses your age. Please continue.’

‘I thank you for your good opinion, sir,’ said Sim, much gratified, ‘and will endeavour so to do. Now sir, on this account (and perhaps for another reason or two which I needn’t go into) I am on your side. And what I tell you is this—that as long as our people go backwards and forwards, to and fro, up and down, to that there jolly old Maypole, lettering, and messaging, and fetching and carrying, you couldn’t help your son keeping company with that young lady by deputy,—not if he was minded night and day by all the Horse Guards, and every man of ‘em in the very fullest uniform.’

“I appreciate your kind words, sir,” said Sim, feeling quite pleased, “and I will do my best. Now, sir, for this reason (and maybe a couple of others that I won’t get into), I’m on your side. What I want to say is this: as long as our people are going back and forth, to and fro, up and down, to that cheerful old Maypole, sending messages and running errands, you can’t stop your son from spending time with that young lady through someone else—no matter how much he’s supervised day and night by all the Horse Guards in their full uniforms.”

Mr Tappertit stopped to take breath after this, and then started fresh again.

Mr. Tappertit paused to catch his breath after this and then began again.

‘Now, sir, I am a coming to the point. You will inquire of me, “how is this to be prevented?” I’ll tell you how. If an honest, civil, smiling gentleman like you—’

‘Now, sir, I’m getting to the point. You might ask me, “how can this be stopped?” I’ll tell you how. If a decent, polite, friendly guy like you—’

‘Mr Tappertit—really—’

‘Mr. Tappertit—seriously—’

‘No, no, I’m serious,’ rejoined the ‘prentice, ‘I am, upon my soul. If an honest, civil, smiling gentleman like you, was to talk but ten minutes to our old woman—that’s Mrs Varden—and flatter her up a bit, you’d gain her over for ever. Then there’s this point got—that her daughter Dolly,’—here a flush came over Mr Tappertit’s face—‘wouldn’t be allowed to be a go-between from that time forward; and till that point’s got, there’s nothing ever will prevent her. Mind that.’

‘No, really, I’m serious,’ insisted the apprentice. ‘I swear, I am. If a decent, polite, charming guy like you just talked to our old lady—that’s Mrs. Varden—for even ten minutes and flattered her a bit, you’d win her over for good. Once you do that, her daughter Dolly,’—Mr. Tappertit’s face turned red—‘won’t be able to act as a go-between anymore; and until that happens, nothing will stop her from doing it. Keep that in mind.’

‘Mr Tappertit, your knowledge of human nature—’

‘Mr. Tappertit, your understanding of people—’

‘Wait a minute,’ said Sim, folding his arms with a dreadful calmness. ‘Now I come to THE point. Sir, there is a villain at that Maypole, a monster in human shape, a vagabond of the deepest dye, that unless you get rid of and have kidnapped and carried off at the very least—nothing less will do—will marry your son to that young woman, as certainly and as surely as if he was the Archbishop of Canterbury himself. He will, sir, for the hatred and malice that he bears to you; let alone the pleasure of doing a bad action, which to him is its own reward. If you knew how this chap, this Joseph Willet—that’s his name—comes backwards and forwards to our house, libelling, and denouncing, and threatening you, and how I shudder when I hear him, you’d hate him worse than I do,—worse than I do, sir,’ said Mr Tappertit wildly, putting his hair up straighter, and making a crunching noise with his teeth; ‘if sich a thing is possible.’

“Hold on a second,” Sim said, crossing his arms with unnerving calm. “Now I’m getting to THE point. Sir, there’s a villain at that Maypole, a monster in human form, a total lowlife, and unless you get rid of him and have him kidnapped and taken away—nothing less will do—he will definitely marry your son to that young woman, just as surely as if he were the Archbishop of Canterbury himself. He will, sir, out of pure hatred and malice towards you; not to mention the thrill he gets from doing something evil, which is reward enough for him. If you knew how this guy, this Joseph Willet—that’s his name—comes back and forth to our house, slandering, denouncing, and threatening you, and how I cringe when I hear him, you’d hate him even more than I do—more than I do, sir,” Mr. Tappertit said wildly, making his hair stand up straighter and grinding his teeth. “If that’s even possible.”

‘A little private vengeance in this, Mr Tappertit?’

‘A little personal revenge in this, Mr. Tappertit?’

‘Private vengeance, sir, or public sentiment, or both combined—destroy him,’ said Mr Tappertit. ‘Miggs says so too. Miggs and me both say so. We can’t bear the plotting and undermining that takes place. Our souls recoil from it. Barnaby Rudge and Mrs Rudge are in it likewise; but the villain, Joseph Willet, is the ringleader. Their plottings and schemes are known to me and Miggs. If you want information of ‘em, apply to us. Put Joseph Willet down, sir. Destroy him. Crush him. And be happy.’

“Private revenge, sir, or public opinion, or both together—take him down,” said Mr. Tappertit. “Miggs thinks so too. Both Miggs and I agree. We can't stand the scheming and backstabbing that’s happening. It makes our skin crawl. Barnaby Rudge and Mrs. Rudge are involved too; but the mastermind is that scoundrel, Joseph Willet. Miggs and I know all about their plots and schemes. If you need info about them, come to us. Get rid of Joseph Willet, sir. Destroy him. Crush him. And find happiness.”

With these words, Mr Tappertit, who seemed to expect no reply, and to hold it as a necessary consequence of his eloquence that his hearer should be utterly stunned, dumbfoundered, and overwhelmed, folded his arms so that the palm of each hand rested on the opposite shoulder, and disappeared after the manner of those mysterious warners of whom he had read in cheap story-books.

With these words, Mr. Tappertit, who didn’t seem to expect a response and thought it was a given that his listener would be completely shocked and speechless, crossed his arms so that each hand rested on the opposite shoulder, and vanished like those mysterious figures he had read about in cheap storybooks.

‘That fellow,’ said Mr Chester, relaxing his face when he was fairly gone, ‘is good practice. I HAVE some command of my features, beyond all doubt. He fully confirms what I suspected, though; and blunt tools are sometimes found of use, where sharper instruments would fail. I fear I may be obliged to make great havoc among these worthy people. A troublesome necessity! I quite feel for them.’

‘That guy,’ said Mr. Chester, relaxing his face once he was really gone, ‘is good practice. I definitely have some control over my expressions, no doubt about it. He completely confirms what I suspected, though; and sometimes blunt tools are useful when sharper ones would fail. I’m afraid I might have to cause a lot of chaos among these decent people. A frustrating necessity! I really feel for them.’

With that he fell into a quiet slumber:—subsided into such a gentle, pleasant sleep, that it was quite infantine.

With that, he drifted into a peaceful sleep—sank into such a gentle, pleasant slumber that it was almost like a baby's.





Chapter 25

Leaving the favoured, and well-received, and flattered of the world; him of the world most worldly, who never compromised himself by an ungentlemanly action, and never was guilty of a manly one; to lie smilingly asleep—for even sleep, working but little change in his dissembling face, became with him a piece of cold, conventional hypocrisy—we follow in the steps of two slow travellers on foot, making towards Chigwell.

Leaving the favored, well-liked, and flattered people of the world; him, the most worldly person, who never compromised himself with any un gentlemanly actions and was never guilty of any manly ones; to lie there smiling in his sleep—for even sleep, making little change to his deceptive face, turned into a form of cold, conventional hypocrisy for him—we follow the path of two slow travelers on foot, heading towards Chigwell.

Barnaby and his mother. Grip in their company, of course.

Barnaby and his mom. Grip is with them, of course.

The widow, to whom each painful mile seemed longer than the last, toiled wearily along; while Barnaby, yielding to every inconstant impulse, fluttered here and there, now leaving her far behind, now lingering far behind himself, now darting into some by-lane or path and leaving her to pursue her way alone, until he stealthily emerged again and came upon her with a wild shout of merriment, as his wayward and capricious nature prompted. Now he would call to her from the topmost branch of some high tree by the roadside; now using his tall staff as a leaping-pole, come flying over ditch or hedge or five-barred gate; now run with surprising swiftness for a mile or more on the straight road, and halting, sport upon a patch of grass with Grip till she came up. These were his delights; and when his patient mother heard his merry voice, or looked into his flushed and healthy face, she would not have abated them by one sad word or murmur, though each had been to her a source of suffering in the same degree as it was to him of pleasure.

The widow, for whom each painful mile felt longer than the last, trudged along tiredly; meanwhile, Barnaby, succumbing to every unpredictable impulse, flitted around, sometimes leaving her far behind, other times falling behind himself, darting into side streets or paths and leaving her to continue on her own until he sneakily popped up again, shouting with joy as his whimsical and playful nature took over. One moment he’d be calling to her from the highest branch of a roadside tree; the next, he’d use his tall staff as a pole vault, leaping over ditches, hedges, or five-barred gates; then he’d dash along the straight road for a mile or more before pausing to play on a patch of grass with Grip until she caught up. These were his joys; and when his patient mother heard his cheerful voice or saw his flushed and healthy face, she wouldn’t have traded them for a single sad word or complaint, even though each brought her just as much suffering as it brought him happiness.

It is something to look upon enjoyment, so that it be free and wild and in the face of nature, though it is but the enjoyment of an idiot. It is something to know that Heaven has left the capacity of gladness in such a creature’s breast; it is something to be assured that, however lightly men may crush that faculty in their fellows, the Great Creator of mankind imparts it even to his despised and slighted work. Who would not rather see a poor idiot happy in the sunlight, than a wise man pining in a darkened jail!

It's something to witness joy that’s free and wild, right in the heart of nature, even if it's just the joy of a fool. It's something to realize that Heaven has left the ability to feel happiness in such a being; it's reassuring to know that, no matter how easily people may suppress that ability in others, the Great Creator gives it even to His least valued creations. Who wouldn’t prefer to see a poor fool happy in the sunlight rather than a wise man suffering in a dark prison?

Ye men of gloom and austerity, who paint the face of Infinite Benevolence with an eternal frown; read in the Everlasting Book, wide open to your view, the lesson it would teach. Its pictures are not in black and sombre hues, but bright and glowing tints; its music—save when ye drown it—is not in sighs and groans, but songs and cheerful sounds. Listen to the million voices in the summer air, and find one dismal as your own. Remember, if ye can, the sense of hope and pleasure which every glad return of day awakens in the breast of all your kind who have not changed their nature; and learn some wisdom even from the witless, when their hearts are lifted up they know not why, by all the mirth and happiness it brings.

You people of gloom and seriousness, who cover the face of Infinite Kindness with a permanent scowl; read in the Everlasting Book, wide open for you to see, the lesson it has to offer. Its images aren’t in dark and dreary colors, but in bright and vivid shades; its music—unless you drown it out—is not made up of sighs and groans, but of songs and cheerful sounds. Listen to the million voices in the summer air, and find one as miserable as yours. Remember, if you can, the feelings of hope and joy that every bright new day brings to everyone who hasn't changed their nature; and learn some wisdom even from those who seem foolish, for when their hearts are lifted up for reasons they can't explain, it’s because of all the joy and happiness around them.

The widow’s breast was full of care, was laden heavily with secret dread and sorrow; but her boy’s gaiety of heart gladdened her, and beguiled the long journey. Sometimes he would bid her lean upon his arm, and would keep beside her steadily for a short distance; but it was more his nature to be rambling to and fro, and she better liked to see him free and happy, even than to have him near her, because she loved him better than herself.

The widow was full of worry, weighed down by hidden fear and sadness; but her son's cheerful spirit lifted her mood and made the long journey easier. Sometimes he would ask her to lean on his arm and would walk next to her for a little while; but he was more inclined to wander around, and she preferred to see him free and happy, even more than having him close, because she loved him more than herself.

She had quitted the place to which they were travelling, directly after the event which had changed her whole existence; and for two-and-twenty years had never had courage to revisit it. It was her native village. How many recollections crowded on her mind when it appeared in sight!

She had left the place they were traveling to right after the event that changed her entire life; and for twenty-two years, she had never had the courage to go back. It was her hometown. So many memories rushed into her mind when it came into view!

Two-and-twenty years. Her boy’s whole life and history. The last time she looked back upon those roofs among the trees, she carried him in her arms, an infant. How often since that time had she sat beside him night and day, watching for the dawn of mind that never came; how had she feared, and doubted, and yet hoped, long after conviction forced itself upon her! The little stratagems she had devised to try him, the little tokens he had given in his childish way—not of dulness but of something infinitely worse, so ghastly and unchildlike in its cunning—came back as vividly as if but yesterday had intervened. The room in which they used to be; the spot in which his cradle stood; he, old and elfin-like in face, but ever dear to her, gazing at her with a wild and vacant eye, and crooning some uncouth song as she sat by and rocked him; every circumstance of his infancy came thronging back, and the most trivial, perhaps, the most distinctly.

Twenty-two years. Her son's entire life and history. The last time she looked back at those rooftops among the trees, she was carrying him in her arms, as a baby. How many times since then had she sat beside him day and night, waiting for the spark of understanding that never arrived; how she had feared, doubted, and yet hoped, long after reality forced itself upon her! The little tests she had come up with to try him, the small signs he had shown in his childish way—not of dullness but of something far worse, so horrifying and unchildlike in its cunning—came rushing back as clearly as if it had happened just yesterday. The room where they used to be; the spot where his cradle stood; he, old and elf-like in appearance, but always dear to her, looking at her with a wild and vacant stare, and softly singing some strange song while she sat beside him rocking; every detail of his infancy flooded back, even the most trivial, perhaps the most vividly.

His older childhood, too; the strange imaginings he had; his terror of certain senseless things—familiar objects he endowed with life; the slow and gradual breaking out of that one horror, in which, before his birth, his darkened intellect began; how, in the midst of all, she had found some hope and comfort in his being unlike another child, and had gone on almost believing in the slow development of his mind until he grew a man, and then his childhood was complete and lasting; one after another, all these old thoughts sprung up within her, strong after their long slumber and bitterer than ever.

His older childhood, too; the strange thoughts he had; his fear of certain silly things—ordinary objects he imagined were alive; the slow and gradual emergence of that one fear, which had started in his darkened mind even before he was born; how, despite everything, she had found some hope and comfort in his being different from other kids, and had kept believing in the slow growth of his mind until he became an adult, and then his childhood was complete and lasting; one by one, all these old thoughts resurfaced within her, strong after their long sleep and more painful than ever.

She took his arm and they hurried through the village street. It was the same as it was wont to be in old times, yet different too, and wore another air. The change was in herself, not it; but she never thought of that, and wondered at its alteration, and where it lay, and what it was.

She took his arm and they rushed through the village street. It was exactly how it used to be in the old days, but also different, with a new vibe. The change was within her, not in the place itself; still, she didn’t realize that, and she was curious about its transformation, what caused it, and what it really was.

The people all knew Barnaby, and the children of the place came flocking round him—as she remembered to have done with their fathers and mothers round some silly beggarman, when a child herself. None of them knew her; they passed each well-remembered house, and yard, and homestead; and striking into the fields, were soon alone again.

The people all knew Barnaby, and the kids from the area came rushing around him—just like she remembered doing with their parents around some random beggar when she was a child. None of them recognized her; they passed each familiar house, yard, and homestead; and cutting into the fields, they were soon all alone again.

The Warren was the end of their journey. Mr Haredale was walking in the garden, and seeing them as they passed the iron gate, unlocked it, and bade them enter that way.

The Warren was the end of their journey. Mr. Haredale was walking in the garden, and when he saw them pass the iron gate, he unlocked it and invited them to come in that way.

‘At length you have mustered heart to visit the old place,’ he said to the widow. ‘I am glad you have.’

"Finally, you've found the courage to visit the old place," he said to the widow. "I'm glad you did."

‘For the first time, and the last, sir,’ she replied.

‘For the first and last time, sir,’ she said.

‘The first for many years, but not the last?’

‘The first of many years, but not the last?’

‘The very last.’

'The very last one.'

‘You mean,’ said Mr Haredale, regarding her with some surprise, ‘that having made this effort, you are resolved not to persevere and are determined to relapse? This is unworthy of you. I have often told you, you should return here. You would be happier here than elsewhere, I know. As to Barnaby, it’s quite his home.’

‘You mean,’ said Mr. Haredale, looking at her with some surprise, ‘that after making this effort, you’ve decided not to continue and are set on going back? That’s beneath you. I’ve often told you that you should come back here. You’d be happier here than anywhere else, I’m sure. As for Barnaby, this is definitely his home.’

‘And Grip’s,’ said Barnaby, holding the basket open. The raven hopped gravely out, and perching on his shoulder and addressing himself to Mr Haredale, cried—as a hint, perhaps, that some temperate refreshment would be acceptable—‘Polly put the ket-tle on, we’ll all have tea!’

‘And Grip’s,’ said Barnaby, holding the basket open. The raven hopped seriously out, and perched on his shoulder, addressing Mr. Haredale, it cawed—as a suggestion, maybe, that some light refreshments would be welcome—‘Polly put the kettle on, we’ll all have tea!’

‘Hear me, Mary,’ said Mr Haredale kindly, as he motioned her to walk with him towards the house. ‘Your life has been an example of patience and fortitude, except in this one particular which has often given me great pain. It is enough to know that you were cruelly involved in the calamity which deprived me of an only brother, and Emma of her father, without being obliged to suppose (as I sometimes am) that you associate us with the author of our joint misfortunes.’

“Listen to me, Mary,” Mr. Haredale said gently as he signaled for her to walk with him toward the house. “Your life has been an example of patience and strength, except for this one issue that has often caused me a lot of pain. It’s enough to realize that you were cruelly caught up in the tragedy that took away my only brother and Emma’s father, without having to think (as I sometimes do) that you link us with the person responsible for our shared misfortunes.”

‘Associate you with him, sir!’ she cried.

‘You associate with him, sir!’ she exclaimed.

‘Indeed,’ said Mr Haredale, ‘I think you do. I almost believe that because your husband was bound by so many ties to our relation, and died in his service and defence, you have come in some sort to connect us with his murder.’

‘Indeed,’ said Mr. Haredale, ‘I think you do. I almost believe that because your husband was tied to our family in so many ways and died while serving and protecting us, you’ve somehow linked us to his murder.’

‘Alas!’ she answered. ‘You little know my heart, sir. You little know the truth!’

‘Alas!’ she replied. ‘You have no idea what’s in my heart, sir. You don’t know the truth at all!’

‘It is natural you should do so; it is very probable you may, without being conscious of it,’ said Mr Haredale, speaking more to himself than her. ‘We are a fallen house. Money, dispensed with the most lavish hand, would be a poor recompense for sufferings like yours; and thinly scattered by hands so pinched and tied as ours, it becomes a miserable mockery. I feel it so, God knows,’ he added, hastily. ‘Why should I wonder if she does!’

“It makes sense that you would feel that way; it’s very likely you might, even without realizing it,” Mr. Haredale said, more to himself than to her. “We’re a fallen family. Money, no matter how generously given, wouldn’t truly compensate for the pain you’ve experienced; and when it’s handed out by those who are so tight-fisted and limited like us, it turns into a pitiful joke. I feel this way, God knows,” he added quickly. “Why should I be surprised if she does!”

‘You do me wrong, dear sir, indeed,’ she rejoined with great earnestness; ‘and yet when you come to hear what I desire your leave to say—’

‘You’re being unfair to me, dear sir, truly,’ she replied with great sincerity; ‘and yet when you find out what I want to say—’

‘I shall find my doubts confirmed?’ he said, observing that she faltered and became confused. ‘Well!’

‘I guess my doubts are confirmed?’ he said, noticing that she hesitated and looked confused. ‘Well!’

He quickened his pace for a few steps, but fell back again to her side, and said:

He picked up his pace for a few steps but fell back to her side and said:

‘And have you come all this way at last, solely to speak to me?’

‘So, you really came all this way just to talk to me?’

She answered, ‘Yes.’

She replied, ‘Yes.’

‘A curse,’ he muttered, ‘upon the wretched state of us proud beggars, from whom the poor and rich are equally at a distance; the one being forced to treat us with a show of cold respect; the other condescending to us in their every deed and word, and keeping more aloof, the nearer they approach us.—Why, if it were pain to you (as it must have been) to break for this slight purpose the chain of habit forged through two-and-twenty years, could you not let me know your wish, and beg me to come to you?’

"A curse," he muttered, "on the sorry state of us proud beggars, from whom both the poor and the rich keep their distance; the former having to treat us with a facade of cold respect, and the latter looking down on us in everything they do and say, staying even more distant the closer they get to us. Why, if it was so painful for you (as it must have been) to break the habit you've had for twenty-two years just for this small reason, why couldn't you let me know what you wanted and ask me to come to you?"

‘There was not time, sir,’ she rejoined. ‘I took my resolution but last night, and taking it, felt that I must not lose a day—a day! an hour—in having speech with you.’

‘There wasn't enough time, sir,’ she replied. ‘I made my decision just last night, and once I did, I felt that I couldn't waste a day—no, not even an hour—in speaking with you.’

They had by this time reached the house. Mr Haredale paused for a moment, and looked at her as if surprised by the energy of her manner. Observing, however, that she took no heed of him, but glanced up, shuddering, at the old walls with which such horrors were connected in her mind, he led her by a private stair into his library, where Emma was seated in a window, reading.

They had now arrived at the house. Mr. Haredale stopped for a moment and looked at her, surprised by her intense demeanor. However, noticing that she was ignoring him and instead glancing up, shuddering at the old walls that were linked to such terrifying memories in her mind, he guided her through a private staircase into his library, where Emma was sitting by a window, reading.

The young lady, seeing who approached, hastily rose and laid aside her book, and with many kind words, and not without tears, gave her a warm and earnest welcome. But the widow shrunk from her embrace as though she feared her, and sunk down trembling on a chair.

The young woman, noticing who was coming, quickly stood up and set down her book, and with a lot of kind words, and not without tears, warmly welcomed her. But the widow recoiled from her hug as if she was afraid, and sank down trembling into a chair.

‘It is the return to this place after so long an absence,’ said Emma gently. ‘Pray ring, dear uncle—or stay—Barnaby will run himself and ask for wine—’

‘It’s the return to this place after such a long time away,’ said Emma softly. ‘Please ring the bell, dear uncle—or wait—Barnaby will go himself and ask for wine—’

‘Not for the world,’ she cried. ‘It would have another taste—I could not touch it. I want but a minute’s rest. Nothing but that.’

‘Not for anything,’ she exclaimed. ‘It would taste different—I couldn’t handle it. I just need a minute’s break. That’s all I want.’

Miss Haredale stood beside her chair, regarding her with silent pity. She remained for a little time quite still; then rose and turned to Mr Haredale, who had sat down in his easy chair, and was contemplating her with fixed attention.

Miss Haredale stood next to her chair, looking at her with quiet sympathy. She stayed still for a moment; then she got up and faced Mr. Haredale, who had settled into his armchair and was watching her intently.

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The tale connected with the mansion borne in mind, it seemed, as has been already said, the chosen theatre for such a deed as it had known. The room in which this group were now assembled—hard by the very chamber where the act was done—dull, dark, and sombre; heavy with worm-eaten books; deadened and shut in by faded hangings, muffling every sound; shadowed mournfully by trees whose rustling boughs gave ever and anon a spectral knocking at the glass; wore, beyond all others in the house, a ghostly, gloomy air. Nor were the group assembled there, unfitting tenants of the spot. The widow, with her marked and startling face and downcast eyes; Mr Haredale stern and despondent ever; his niece beside him, like, yet most unlike, the picture of her father, which gazed reproachfully down upon them from the blackened wall; Barnaby, with his vacant look and restless eye; were all in keeping with the place, and actors in the legend. Nay, the very raven, who had hopped upon the table and with the air of some old necromancer appeared to be profoundly studying a great folio volume that lay open on a desk, was strictly in unison with the rest, and looked like the embodied spirit of evil biding his time of mischief.

The story connected to the mansion was clearly the perfect setting for such an event, as mentioned before. The room where this group had gathered—right next to the very chamber where the act happened—was dull, dark, and gloomy; filled with decaying books; muffled by faded curtains that absorbed every sound; and shadowed sadly by trees whose rustling branches occasionally tapped against the glass. It had a ghostly, somber atmosphere that surpassed all other rooms in the house. The people gathered there seemed fitting for the place. The widow, with her striking and haunted face and downcast eyes; Mr. Haredale, always stern and brooding; his niece beside him, both similar and different from her father’s portrait that looked down at them reproachfully from the stained wall; and Barnaby, with his vacant stare and restless gaze—all blended perfectly with the setting and were players in the tale. Even the raven, who had hopped onto the table and seemed to study a large open folio on the desk like some ancient sorcerer, was in tune with the rest, embodying the spirit of mischief waiting for its moment.

‘I scarcely know,’ said the widow, breaking silence, ‘how to begin. You will think my mind disordered.’

‘I hardly know,’ said the widow, breaking the silence, ‘how to start. You might think my mind is a bit scattered.’

‘The whole tenor of your quiet and reproachless life since you were last here,’ returned Mr Haredale, mildly, ‘shall bear witness for you. Why do you fear to awaken such a suspicion? You do not speak to strangers. You have not to claim our interest or consideration for the first time. Be more yourself. Take heart. Any advice or assistance that I can give you, you know is yours of right, and freely yours.’

“The entire nature of your calm and blameless life since you were last here,” Mr. Haredale replied gently, “will stand as proof for you. Why do you worry about stirring up any suspicion? You don’t talk to strangers. You’re not asking for our interest or attention for the first time. Be more yourself. Stay strong. Any advice or help I can provide, you know is rightfully yours, and I’m happy to offer it.”

‘What if I came, sir,’ she rejoined, ‘I who have but one other friend on earth, to reject your aid from this moment, and to say that henceforth I launch myself upon the world, alone and unassisted, to sink or swim as Heaven may decree!’

‘What if I came, sir,’ she replied, ‘I who have only one other friend in the world, to turn down your help from now on, and to say that from this moment I’m setting out into the world, alone and on my own, to succeed or fail as fate decides!’

‘You would have, if you came to me for such a purpose,’ said Mr Haredale calmly, ‘some reason to assign for conduct so extraordinary, which—if one may entertain the possibility of anything so wild and strange—would have its weight, of course.’

‘You would have, if you came to me for that reason,’ said Mr. Haredale calmly, ‘some explanation for such unusual behavior, which—if one can even consider anything so wild and strange—would definitely have its significance, of course.’

‘That, sir,’ she answered, ‘is the misery of my distress. I can give no reason whatever. My own bare word is all that I can offer. It is my duty, my imperative and bounden duty. If I did not discharge it, I should be a base and guilty wretch. Having said that, my lips are sealed, and I can say no more.’

‘That, sir,’ she replied, ‘is the source of my suffering. I can’t give any reason at all. My word is all I have to offer. It’s my duty, my absolute and essential duty. If I didn’t fulfill it, I would be a morally corrupt and guilty person. With that said, my lips are sealed, and I can’t say anything more.’

As though she felt relieved at having said so much, and had nerved herself to the remainder of her task, she spoke from this time with a firmer voice and heightened courage.

As if she felt relieved after saying so much and had gathered her strength for the rest of her task, she spoke from then on with a more confident voice and increased courage.

‘Heaven is my witness, as my own heart is—and yours, dear young lady, will speak for me, I know—that I have lived, since that time we all have bitter reason to remember, in unchanging devotion, and gratitude to this family. Heaven is my witness that go where I may, I shall preserve those feelings unimpaired. And it is my witness, too, that they alone impel me to the course I must take, and from which nothing now shall turn me, as I hope for mercy.’

‘Heaven knows, as does my own heart—and yours, dear young lady, will back me up on this, I’m sure—that since that moment we all wish we could forget, I have remained devoted and grateful to this family. Heaven knows that no matter where I go, I will keep those feelings intact. And it also knows that they are the only reason I’m choosing the path I must take, and nothing will sway me from it now, as I seek mercy.’

‘These are strange riddles,’ said Mr Haredale.

'These are odd puzzles,' said Mr. Haredale.

‘In this world, sir,’ she replied, ‘they may, perhaps, never be explained. In another, the Truth will be discovered in its own good time. And may that time,’ she added in a low voice, ‘be far distant!’

‘In this world, sir,’ she replied, ‘they might never be explained. In another, the Truth will be revealed when the time is right. And may that time,’ she added quietly, ‘be a long way off!’

‘Let me be sure,’ said Mr Haredale, ‘that I understand you, for I am doubtful of my own senses. Do you mean that you are resolved voluntarily to deprive yourself of those means of support you have received from us so long—that you are determined to resign the annuity we settled on you twenty years ago—to leave house, and home, and goods, and begin life anew—and this, for some secret reason or monstrous fancy which is incapable of explanation, which only now exists, and has been dormant all this time? In the name of God, under what delusion are you labouring?’

“Let me make sure,” Mr. Haredale said, “that I understand you correctly, because I'm questioning my own senses. Are you really saying that you’ve decided to willingly give up the support we’ve provided you for so long—that you’re set on giving up the annuity we arranged for you twenty years ago—to leave your home, your possessions, and start over—and all of this for some hidden reason or strange idea that can’t be explained, something that’s only just come up and has been inactive all this time? For God's sake, what kind of delusion are you under?”

‘As I am deeply thankful,’ she made answer, ‘for the kindness of those, alive and dead, who have owned this house; and as I would not have its roof fall down and crush me, or its very walls drip blood, my name being spoken in their hearing; I never will again subsist upon their bounty, or let it help me to subsistence. You do not know,’ she added, suddenly, ‘to what uses it may be applied; into what hands it may pass. I do, and I renounce it.’

“As I am truly grateful,” she replied, “for the kindness of those, both living and deceased, who have owned this house; and since I would never want its roof to collapse and crush me, or its very walls to bleed with my name spoken in their presence; I will no longer rely on their generosity, nor will I let it support me. You don’t understand,” she added suddenly, “to what purposes it might be put; into whose hands it might end up. I do, and I reject it.”

‘Surely,’ said Mr Haredale, ‘its uses rest with you.’

"Surely," Mr. Haredale said, "its uses depend on you."

‘They did. They rest with me no longer. It may be—it IS—devoted to purposes that mock the dead in their graves. It never can prosper with me. It will bring some other heavy judgement on the head of my dear son, whose innocence will suffer for his mother’s guilt.’

‘They did. They no longer stay with me. It may be—it IS—used for purposes that mock the dead in their graves. It can never thrive with me. It will bring some other heavy judgment upon my dear son, whose innocence will pay for his mother’s guilt.’

‘What words are these!’ cried Mr Haredale, regarding her with wonder. ‘Among what associates have you fallen? Into what guilt have you ever been betrayed?’

‘What are these words!’ cried Mr. Haredale, looking at her in amazement. ‘What kind of people have you been hanging out with? What wrong have you ever been led into?’

‘I am guilty, and yet innocent; wrong, yet right; good in intention, though constrained to shield and aid the bad. Ask me no more questions, sir; but believe that I am rather to be pitied than condemned. I must leave my house to-morrow, for while I stay there, it is haunted. My future dwelling, if I am to live in peace, must be a secret. If my poor boy should ever stray this way, do not tempt him to disclose it or have him watched when he returns; for if we are hunted, we must fly again. And now this load is off my mind, I beseech you—and you, dear Miss Haredale, too—to trust me if you can, and think of me kindly as you have been used to do. If I die and cannot tell my secret even then (for that may come to pass), it will sit the lighter on my breast in that hour for this day’s work; and on that day, and every day until it comes, I will pray for and thank you both, and trouble you no more.’

‘I’m guilty, but also innocent; wrong, yet right; good in intention, even though I have to protect and help the bad. Don’t ask me any more questions, sir; just believe that I deserve more pity than blame. I have to leave my house tomorrow because it feels haunted while I’m here. If I’m going to live in peace, my next place has to be a secret. If my poor son ever comes this way, please don’t tempt him to reveal it or keep an eye on him when he comes back; if we’re hunted, we’ll need to run again. Now that I’ve gotten this off my chest, I urge you—and you too, dear Miss Haredale—to trust me if you can and think of me kindly, as you used to. If I die and can’t share my secret even then (which might happen), it will weigh less on my heart knowing I did this today; and on that day, and every day until it arrives, I will pray for you both and won’t trouble you any longer.’

With that, she would have left them, but they detained her, and with many soothing words and kind entreaties, besought her to consider what she did, and above all to repose more freely upon them, and say what weighed so sorely on her mind. Finding her deaf to their persuasions, Mr Haredale suggested, as a last resource, that she should confide in Emma, of whom, as a young person and one of her own sex, she might stand in less dread than of himself. From this proposal, however, she recoiled with the same indescribable repugnance she had manifested when they met. The utmost that could be wrung from her was, a promise that she would receive Mr Haredale at her own house next evening, and in the mean time reconsider her determination and their dissuasions—though any change on her part, as she told them, was quite hopeless. This condition made at last, they reluctantly suffered her to depart, since she would neither eat nor drink within the house; and she, and Barnaby, and Grip, accordingly went out as they had come, by the private stair and garden-gate; seeing and being seen of no one by the way.

With that, she would have left them, but they stopped her and, with many calming words and gentle pleas, urged her to think about what she was doing, and above all to rely on them more and share what was troubling her. When they found her unresponsive to their attempts, Mr. Haredale suggested, as a last resort, that she confide in Emma, since she might feel less intimidated by a young woman than by him. However, she pulled back from this idea with the same strange aversion she had shown when they first met. The most they could get from her was a promise that she would welcome Mr. Haredale at her home the next evening, and in the meantime reconsider her decision and their attempts to change her mind—even though, as she told them, any change on her part was utterly hopeless. Once this condition was set, they reluctantly let her leave, since she wouldn’t eat or drink inside the house; and she, Barnaby, and Grip exited as they had arrived, through the private stairway and garden gate, unseen by anyone along the way.

It was remarkable in the raven that during the whole interview he had kept his eye on his book with exactly the air of a very sly human rascal, who, under the mask of pretending to read hard, was listening to everything. He still appeared to have the conversation very strongly in his mind, for although, when they were alone again, he issued orders for the instant preparation of innumerable kettles for purposes of tea, he was thoughtful, and rather seemed to do so from an abstract sense of duty, than with any regard to making himself agreeable, or being what is commonly called good company.

It was striking how the raven had kept his eye on his book throughout the entire interview, looking just like a sly human trickster who, pretending to read seriously, was actually listening to everything. He still seemed to have the conversation fresh in his mind because, once they were alone again, he ordered the immediate preparation of countless kettles for tea. He seemed pensive, and it felt more like he was acting out of a sense of duty rather than trying to be pleasant or what people usually consider good company.

They were to return by the coach. As there was an interval of full two hours before it started, and they needed rest and some refreshment, Barnaby begged hard for a visit to the Maypole. But his mother, who had no wish to be recognised by any of those who had known her long ago, and who feared besides that Mr Haredale might, on second thoughts, despatch some messenger to that place of entertainment in quest of her, proposed to wait in the churchyard instead. As it was easy for Barnaby to buy and carry thither such humble viands as they required, he cheerfully assented, and in the churchyard they sat down to take their frugal dinner.

They were supposed to take the coach back. Since there was a full two-hour wait before it left and they needed to rest and grab a bite to eat, Barnaby really wanted to stop by the Maypole. But his mother, who didn’t want to be seen by anyone who had known her in the past and was also worried that Mr. Haredale might send someone to the pub looking for her, suggested they wait in the churchyard instead. Since it was easy for Barnaby to buy and bring along the simple food they needed, he happily agreed, and they sat down in the churchyard to have their modest lunch.

Here again, the raven was in a highly reflective state; walking up and down when he had dined, with an air of elderly complacency which was strongly suggestive of his having his hands under his coat-tails; and appearing to read the tombstones with a very critical taste. Sometimes, after a long inspection of an epitaph, he would strop his beak upon the grave to which it referred, and cry in his hoarse tones, ‘I’m a devil, I’m a devil, I’m a devil!’ but whether he addressed his observations to any supposed person below, or merely threw them off as a general remark, is matter of uncertainty.

Here again, the raven was in a thoughtful mood; pacing back and forth after his meal, with an air of elderly contentment that strongly suggested he had his hands tucked under his coat-tails; and he seemed to be examining the tombstones with a discerning taste. Occasionally, after a long look at an epitaph, he would sharpen his beak on the grave it referred to and call out in his harsh voice, ‘I’m a devil, I’m a devil, I’m a devil!’ but whether he was addressing anyone imagined to be below or just making a general statement is uncertain.

It was a quiet pretty spot, but a sad one for Barnaby’s mother; for Mr Reuben Haredale lay there, and near the vault in which his ashes rested, was a stone to the memory of her own husband, with a brief inscription recording how and when he had lost his life. She sat here, thoughtful and apart, until their time was out, and the distant horn told that the coach was coming.

It was a peaceful and beautiful place, but a sorrowful one for Barnaby’s mother; for Mr. Reuben Haredale was buried there, and close to the tomb where his ashes were laid to rest was a stone in memory of her own husband, with a short inscription noting how and when he had died. She sat there, deep in thought and alone, until their time was up, and the distant horn announced that the coach was arriving.

Barnaby, who had been sleeping on the grass, sprung up quickly at the sound; and Grip, who appeared to understand it equally well, walked into his basket straightway, entreating society in general (as though he intended a kind of satire upon them in connection with churchyards) never to say die on any terms. They were soon on the coach-top and rolling along the road.

Barnaby, who had been sleeping on the grass, jumped up quickly at the sound; and Grip, who seemed to understand it just as well, walked right into his basket, signaling to everyone (as if he meant to mock them about graveyards) never to give up on anything. They were soon on the top of the coach, rolling down the road.

It went round by the Maypole, and stopped at the door. Joe was from home, and Hugh came sluggishly out to hand up the parcel that it called for. There was no fear of old John coming out. They could see him from the coach-roof fast asleep in his cosy bar. It was a part of John’s character. He made a point of going to sleep at the coach’s time. He despised gadding about; he looked upon coaches as things that ought to be indicted; as disturbers of the peace of mankind; as restless, bustling, busy, horn-blowing contrivances, quite beneath the dignity of men, and only suited to giddy girls that did nothing but chatter and go a-shopping. ‘We know nothing about coaches here, sir,’ John would say, if any unlucky stranger made inquiry touching the offensive vehicles; ‘we don’t book for ‘em; we’d rather not; they’re more trouble than they’re worth, with their noise and rattle. If you like to wait for ‘em you can; but we don’t know anything about ‘em; they may call and they may not—there’s a carrier—he was looked upon as quite good enough for us, when I was a boy.’

It went around by the Maypole and stopped at the door. Joe wasn't home, and Hugh came out slowly to hand over the parcel it was picking up. There was no chance of old John coming out. They could see him from the top of the coach, fast asleep in his cozy bar. That was just part of John's character. He intentionally went to sleep at coach time. He had no patience for wandering around; he thought of coaches as things that should be called out for their behavior—disturbers of the peace, restless, busy, horn-blowing contraptions that were beneath the dignity of men and only suitable for giddy girls who just chatted and went shopping. "We don't know anything about coaches here, sir," John would say if some unfortunate stranger asked about those annoying vehicles. "We don’t book them; we’d prefer not to; they’re more hassle than they’re worth with all their noise and clatter. If you want to wait for them, you can, but we don’t know anything about them; they might come by, or they might not—there’s a carrier—he was considered good enough for us when I was a boy."

She dropped her veil as Hugh climbed up, and while he hung behind, and talked to Barnaby in whispers. But neither he nor any other person spoke to her, or noticed her, or had any curiosity about her; and so, an alien, she visited and left the village where she had been born, and had lived a merry child, a comely girl, a happy wife—where she had known all her enjoyment of life, and had entered on its hardest sorrows.

She dropped her veil as Hugh climbed up, while he stayed behind and talked to Barnaby in whispers. But neither he nor anyone else spoke to her, acknowledged her, or showed any curiosity about her; and so, feeling like an outsider, she visited and left the village where she had been born, where she had lived a carefree childhood, been a lovely girl, and enjoyed a happy marriage—where she had experienced all the joys of life and faced its toughest sorrows.

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Chapter 26

‘And you’re not surprised to hear this, Varden?’ said Mr Haredale. ‘Well! You and she have always been the best friends, and you should understand her if anybody does.’

‘And you’re not surprised to hear this, Varden?’ said Mr. Haredale. ‘Well! You and she have always been the best friends, and you should understand her if anyone does.’

‘I ask your pardon, sir,’ rejoined the locksmith. ‘I didn’t say I understood her. I wouldn’t have the presumption to say that of any woman. It’s not so easily done. But I am not so much surprised, sir, as you expected me to be, certainly.’

"I beg your pardon, sir," replied the locksmith. "I didn't say I understood her. I wouldn't have the arrogance to claim that about any woman. It's not that simple. But I'm not as surprised, sir, as you thought I would be, for sure."

‘May I ask why not, my good friend?’

‘Can I ask why not, my good friend?’

‘I have seen, sir,’ returned the locksmith with evident reluctance, ‘I have seen in connection with her, something that has filled me with distrust and uneasiness. She has made bad friends, how, or when, I don’t know; but that her house is a refuge for one robber and cut-throat at least, I am certain. There, sir! Now it’s out.’

"I have seen, sir," replied the locksmith with clear hesitation, "I have seen something related to her that has made me feel uneasy and suspicious. She has gotten involved with some bad people; how or when that happened, I can't say. But I'm sure her place is a hideout for at least one criminal and thug. There you go, sir! It's finally said."

‘Varden!’

‘Varden!’

‘My own eyes, sir, are my witnesses, and for her sake I would be willingly half-blind, if I could but have the pleasure of mistrusting ‘em. I have kept the secret till now, and it will go no further than yourself, I know; but I tell you that with my own eyes—broad awake—I saw, in the passage of her house one evening after dark, the highwayman who robbed and wounded Mr Edward Chester, and on the same night threatened me.’

‘My own eyes, sir, are my witnesses, and for her sake I would gladly be half-blind if it meant I could enjoy not trusting them. I’ve kept the secret until now, and it won’t go beyond you, I know; but I’m telling you that with my own eyes—wide awake—I saw, in the hallway of her house one evening after dark, the highwayman who robbed and injured Mr. Edward Chester, and on the same night threatened me.’

‘And you made no effort to detain him?’ said Mr Haredale quickly.

“And you didn’t try to stop him?” Mr. Haredale said quickly.

‘Sir,’ returned the locksmith, ‘she herself prevented me—held me, with all her strength, and hung about me until he had got clear off.’ And having gone so far, he related circumstantially all that had passed upon the night in question.

‘Sir,’ replied the locksmith, ‘she stopped me herself—held onto me with all her strength, and stayed close until he got away.’ And after saying that, he described in detail everything that happened on the night in question.

This dialogue was held in a low tone in the locksmith’s little parlour, into which honest Gabriel had shown his visitor on his arrival. Mr Haredale had called upon him to entreat his company to the widow’s, that he might have the assistance of his persuasion and influence; and out of this circumstance the conversation had arisen.

This conversation took place in a quiet voice in the locksmith’s small parlor, which honest Gabriel had shown his guest upon his arrival. Mr. Haredale had come to ask him to join the widow, so he could benefit from his persuasion and influence; and from this situation, the discussion had started.

‘I forbore,’ said Gabriel, ‘from repeating one word of this to anybody, as it could do her no good and might do her great harm. I thought and hoped, to say the truth, that she would come to me, and talk to me about it, and tell me how it was; but though I have purposely put myself in her way more than once or twice, she has never touched upon the subject—except by a look. And indeed,’ said the good-natured locksmith, ‘there was a good deal in the look, more than could have been put into a great many words. It said among other matters “Don’t ask me anything” so imploringly, that I didn’t ask her anything. You’ll think me an old fool, I know, sir. If it’s any relief to call me one, pray do.’

"I didn't say a word about this to anyone," Gabriel said, "because it wouldn't help her and could really hurt her. To be honest, I thought and hoped she'd come to me, talk about it, and tell me what was going on; but even though I've intentionally put myself in her path more than once or twice, she's never brought it up—except with a glance. And really," said the kind-hearted locksmith, "there was so much in that look, more than could fit into a lot of words. It said, among other things, 'Please don’t ask me anything' so pleadingly that I didn't ask her anything. You probably think I'm an old fool, and I know it, sir. If it helps to call me one, go ahead."

‘I am greatly disturbed by what you tell me,’ said Mr Haredale, after a silence. ‘What meaning do you attach to it?’

"I’m really troubled by what you just told me," said Mr. Haredale after a pause. "What do you mean by that?"

The locksmith shook his head, and looked doubtfully out of window at the failing light.

The locksmith shook his head and looked uncertainly out the window at the fading light.

‘She cannot have married again,’ said Mr Haredale.

‘She can't have married again,’ said Mr. Haredale.

‘Not without our knowledge surely, sir.’

‘Surely, it's not without our knowledge, sir.’

‘She may have done so, in the fear that it would lead, if known, to some objection or estrangement. Suppose she married incautiously—it is not improbable, for her existence has been a lonely and monotonous one for many years—and the man turned out a ruffian, she would be anxious to screen him, and yet would revolt from his crimes. This might be. It bears strongly on the whole drift of her discourse yesterday, and would quite explain her conduct. Do you suppose Barnaby is privy to these circumstances?’

‘She might have done that, fearing it would lead to some objection or distance if it got out. If she married someone without thinking it through—which isn’t unlikely, given that her life has been lonely and dull for many years—and he turned out to be a jerk, she would want to protect him while also feeling disgusted by his actions. This is quite possible. It really connects to the main point of what she was saying yesterday and would totally explain her behavior. Do you think Barnaby knows about all this?’

‘Quite impossible to say, sir,’ returned the locksmith, shaking his head again: ‘and next to impossible to find out from him. If what you suppose is really the case, I tremble for the lad—a notable person, sir, to put to bad uses—’

"There's really no way to say, sir," replied the locksmith, shaking his head again. "And it's nearly impossible to find out from him. If what you think is true, I worry for the kid—a remarkable person, sir, to misuse—"

‘It is not possible, Varden,’ said Mr Haredale, in a still lower tone of voice than he had spoken yet, ‘that we have been blinded and deceived by this woman from the beginning? It is not possible that this connection was formed in her husband’s lifetime, and led to his and my brother’s—’

‘It can't be, Varden,’ said Mr. Haredale, in an even quieter voice than he had used before, ‘that we've been fooled and misled by this woman from the start? It can't be that this relationship began while her husband was still alive, and led to his and my brother’s—’

‘Good God, sir,’ cried Gabriel, interrupting him, ‘don’t entertain such dark thoughts for a moment. Five-and-twenty years ago, where was there a girl like her? A gay, handsome, laughing, bright-eyed damsel! Think what she was, sir. It makes my heart ache now, even now, though I’m an old man, with a woman for a daughter, to think what she was and what she is. We all change, but that’s with Time; Time does his work honestly, and I don’t mind him. A fig for Time, sir. Use him well, and he’s a hearty fellow, and scorns to have you at a disadvantage. But care and suffering (and those have changed her) are devils, sir—secret, stealthy, undermining devils—who tread down the brightest flowers in Eden, and do more havoc in a month than Time does in a year. Picture to yourself for one minute what Mary was before they went to work with her fresh heart and face—do her that justice—and say whether such a thing is possible.’

“Good God, sir,” Gabriel exclaimed, interrupting him, “don’t entertain such dark thoughts for a second. Twenty-five years ago, where could you find a girl like her? A lively, handsome, laughing, bright-eyed young woman! Think about who she was, sir. It makes my heart ache even now, even though I’m an old man with a daughter, to remember who she was and what she has become. We all change, but that’s just time doing its honest work, and I don’t mind it. A pox on time, sir. If you use it wisely, it can be your friend and won’t leave you at a disadvantage. But worry and suffering (and those have transformed her) are ruthless, stealthy devils—who trample the brightest flowers in Eden and cause more damage in a month than time does in a year. Picture for just one minute what Mary was like before they got to work on her fresh heart and face—do her that justice—and tell me if such a transformation is even possible.”

‘You’re a good fellow, Varden,’ said Mr Haredale, ‘and are quite right. I have brooded on that subject so long, that every breath of suspicion carries me back to it. You are quite right.’

‘You’re a good guy, Varden,’ said Mr. Haredale, ‘and you’re absolutely right. I’ve thought about that topic for so long that any whisper of doubt brings me back to it. You’re definitely right.’

‘It isn’t, sir,’ cried the locksmith with brightened eyes, and sturdy, honest voice; ‘it isn’t because I courted her before Rudge, and failed, that I say she was too good for him. She would have been as much too good for me. But she WAS too good for him; he wasn’t free and frank enough for her. I don’t reproach his memory with it, poor fellow; I only want to put her before you as she really was. For myself, I’ll keep her old picture in my mind; and thinking of that, and what has altered her, I’ll stand her friend, and try to win her back to peace. And damme, sir,’ cried Gabriel, ‘with your pardon for the word, I’d do the same if she had married fifty highwaymen in a twelvemonth; and think it in the Protestant Manual too, though Martha said it wasn’t, tooth and nail, till doomsday!’

“It isn’t, sir,” the locksmith exclaimed with brightened eyes and a strong, honest voice. “It’s not because I pursued her before Rudge and failed that I say she was too good for him. She would have been just as much too good for me. But she WAS too good for him; he wasn’t open and genuine enough for her. I don’t blame his memory for it, poor fellow; I just want to show you who she really was. As for me, I’ll keep her old picture in my mind, and by thinking of that and what has changed her, I’ll support her and try to help her find peace. And damn it, sir,” Gabriel exclaimed, “with your pardon for the word, I’d do the same if she had married fifty highwaymen in a year; and I believe it in the Protestant Manual too, even though Martha said it wasn’t, tooth and nail, until doomsday!”

If the dark little parlour had been filled with a dense fog, which, clearing away in an instant, left it all radiance and brightness, it could not have been more suddenly cheered than by this outbreak on the part of the hearty locksmith. In a voice nearly as full and round as his own, Mr Haredale cried ‘Well said!’ and bade him come away without more parley. The locksmith complied right willingly; and both getting into a hackney coach which was waiting at the door, drove off straightway.

If the dark little parlor had been filled with thick fog, which suddenly cleared, leaving it bright and shining, it couldn't have been more instantly lifted than by this outburst from the cheerful locksmith. In a voice almost as strong and full as his own, Mr. Haredale exclaimed, “Well said!” and told him to come along without further discussion. The locksmith gladly agreed, and both jumped into a taxi that was waiting at the door and drove off immediately.

They alighted at the street corner, and dismissing their conveyance, walked to the house. To their first knock at the door there was no response. A second met with the like result. But in answer to the third, which was of a more vigorous kind, the parlour window-sash was gently raised, and a musical voice cried:

They got out at the street corner and, waving goodbye to their ride, walked to the house. The first knock at the door got no response. The second knock was met with the same result. But when they knocked for the third time, more forcefully this time, the parlor window was quietly raised, and a lovely voice called out:

‘Haredale, my dear fellow, I am extremely glad to see you. How very much you have improved in your appearance since our last meeting! I never saw you looking better. HOW do you do?’

‘Haredale, my friend, I'm really glad to see you. You look so much better since we last met! I've never seen you look this good. How are you?’

Mr Haredale turned his eyes towards the casement whence the voice proceeded, though there was no need to do so, to recognise the speaker, and Mr Chester waved his hand, and smiled a courteous welcome.

Mr. Haredale turned his gaze toward the window where the voice came from, even though he didn’t need to do that to identify the speaker, and Mr. Chester waved his hand, smiling a polite welcome.

‘The door will be opened immediately,’ he said. ‘There is nobody but a very dilapidated female to perform such offices. You will excuse her infirmities? If she were in a more elevated station of society, she would be gouty. Being but a hewer of wood and drawer of water, she is rheumatic. My dear Haredale, these are natural class distinctions, depend upon it.’

‘The door will be opened right away,’ he said. ‘There’s nobody here but a very worn-out woman to take care of things. I hope you can overlook her shortcomings? If she were in a higher position in society, she’d have gout. Since she’s just a laborer, she has rheumatism. My dear Haredale, these are natural class distinctions, believe me.’

Mr Haredale, whose face resumed its lowering and distrustful look the moment he heard the voice, inclined his head stiffly, and turned his back upon the speaker.

Mr. Haredale, whose face returned to its sullen and suspicious expression the moment he heard the voice, nodded stiffly and turned his back on the speaker.

‘Not opened yet,’ said Mr Chester. ‘Dear me! I hope the aged soul has not caught her foot in some unlucky cobweb by the way. She is there at last! Come in, I beg!’

‘Not opened yet,’ said Mr. Chester. ‘Oh dear! I hope the poor soul hasn’t gotten her foot caught in some unfortunate cobweb along the way. She’s finally here! Please come in!’

Mr Haredale entered, followed by the locksmith. Turning with a look of great astonishment to the old woman who had opened the door, he inquired for Mrs Rudge—for Barnaby. They were both gone, she replied, wagging her ancient head, for good. There was a gentleman in the parlour, who perhaps could tell them more. That was all SHE knew.

Mr. Haredale walked in, followed by the locksmith. With a look of shock, he turned to the old woman who had opened the door and asked for Mrs. Rudge and Barnaby. They’re both gone, she replied, shaking her old head, for good. There’s a gentleman in the parlor who might know more. That’s all she knew.

‘Pray, sir,’ said Mr Haredale, presenting himself before this new tenant, ‘where is the person whom I came here to see?’

'Excuse me, sir,' said Mr. Haredale, approaching this new tenant, 'where is the person I came here to see?'

‘My dear friend,’ he returned, ‘I have not the least idea.’

‘My dear friend,’ he replied, ‘I have no idea at all.’

‘Your trifling is ill-timed,’ retorted the other in a suppressed tone and voice, ‘and its subject ill-chosen. Reserve it for those who are your friends, and do not expend it on me. I lay no claim to the distinction, and have the self-denial to reject it.’

‘Your teasing is poorly timed,’ the other replied in a quiet and restrained voice, ‘and the topic is a bad choice. Save it for your friends, and don’t waste it on me. I don’t seek that kind of attention and have the humility to turn it down.’

‘My dear, good sir,’ said Mr Chester, ‘you are heated with walking. Sit down, I beg. Our friend is—’

‘My dear, good sir,’ said Mr. Chester, ‘you seem heated from walking. Please, have a seat. Our friend is—’

‘Is but a plain honest man,’ returned Mr Haredale, ‘and quite unworthy of your notice.’

‘He's just a straightforward, honest guy,’ replied Mr. Haredale, ‘and not worth your attention.’

‘Gabriel Varden by name, sir,’ said the locksmith bluntly.

'Gabriel Varden, that's my name, sir,' the locksmith said straightforwardly.

‘A worthy English yeoman!’ said Mr Chester. ‘A most worthy yeoman, of whom I have frequently heard my son Ned—darling fellow—speak, and have often wished to see. Varden, my good friend, I am glad to know you. You wonder now,’ he said, turning languidly to Mr Haredale, ‘to see me here. Now, I am sure you do.’

“A worthy English yeoman!” said Mr. Chester. “A truly worthy yeoman, of whom I have often heard my son Ned—such a wonderful guy—talk about, and I have always wished to meet. Varden, my good friend, it’s great to finally know you. You must be surprised to see me here,” he said, turning casually to Mr. Haredale, “I know you are.”

Mr Haredale glanced at him—not fondly or admiringly—smiled, and held his peace.

Mr. Haredale looked at him—not with affection or admiration—smiled, and stayed silent.

‘The mystery is solved in a moment,’ said Mr Chester; ‘in a moment. Will you step aside with me one instant. You remember our little compact in reference to Ned, and your dear niece, Haredale? You remember the list of assistants in their innocent intrigue? You remember these two people being among them? My dear fellow, congratulate yourself, and me. I have bought them off.’

‘The mystery is solved in a moment,’ said Mr. Chester; ‘in a moment. Will you step aside with me for just an instant? You remember our little agreement about Ned and your lovely niece, Haredale? You remember the list of helpers in their harmless scheme? You remember these two people being on that list? My dear friend, congratulate yourself and me. I have managed to buy them off.’

‘You have done what?’ said Mr Haredale.

‘What have you done?’ said Mr. Haredale.

‘Bought them off,’ returned his smiling friend. ‘I have found it necessary to take some active steps towards setting this boy and girl attachment quite at rest, and have begun by removing these two agents. You are surprised? Who CAN withstand the influence of a little money! They wanted it, and have been bought off. We have nothing more to fear from them. They are gone.’

‘Bought them off,’ replied his smiling friend. ‘I found it necessary to take some action to end this boy-girl situation, and I’ve started by getting rid of these two people. You’re surprised? Who can resist the pull of a little money! They wanted it, and I’ve paid them off. We have nothing more to worry about from them. They’re gone.’

‘Gone!’ echoed Mr Haredale. ‘Where?’

“Gone!” echoed Mr. Haredale. “Where?”

‘My dear fellow—and you must permit me to say again, that you never looked so young; so positively boyish as you do to-night—the Lord knows where; I believe Columbus himself wouldn’t find them. Between you and me they have their hidden reasons, but upon that point I have pledged myself to secrecy. She appointed to see you here to-night, I know, but found it inconvenient, and couldn’t wait. Here is the key of the door. I am afraid you’ll find it inconveniently large; but as the tenement is yours, your good-nature will excuse that, Haredale, I am certain!’

‘My dear friend—and I must say again, you’ve never looked so young; you seem so incredibly youthful tonight—the Lord knows where; I think even Columbus couldn’t find them. Just between us, they have their reasons, but I’ve promised to keep that quiet. I know she planned to see you here tonight, but something came up, and she couldn’t wait. Here’s the key to the door. I’m afraid you’ll find it a bit oversized; but since it’s your place, I’m sure your good nature will overlook that, Haredale!’





Chapter 27

Mr Haredale stood in the widow’s parlour with the door-key in his hand, gazing by turns at Mr Chester and at Gabriel Varden, and occasionally glancing downward at the key as in the hope that of its own accord it would unlock the mystery; until Mr Chester, putting on his hat and gloves, and sweetly inquiring whether they were walking in the same direction, recalled him to himself.

Mr. Haredale stood in the widow’s parlor with the door key in his hand, alternating his gaze between Mr. Chester and Gabriel Varden, and occasionally looking down at the key as if hoping it would magically solve the mystery. That was until Mr. Chester, putting on his hat and gloves and kindly asking if they were headed in the same direction, brought him back to reality.

‘No,’ he said. ‘Our roads diverge—widely, as you know. For the present, I shall remain here.’

‘No,’ he said. ‘Our paths are very different, as you know. For now, I'm going to stay here.’

‘You will be hipped, Haredale; you will be miserable, melancholy, utterly wretched,’ returned the other. ‘It’s a place of the very last description for a man of your temper. I know it will make you very miserable.’

‘You’ll be stuck, Haredale; you’ll be unhappy, gloomy, completely miserable,’ replied the other. ‘It’s the absolute worst place for someone like you. I know it’s going to make you really miserable.’

‘Let it,’ said Mr Haredale, sitting down; ‘and thrive upon the thought. Good night!’

‘Let it,’ said Mr. Haredale, sitting down; ‘and thrive on that thought. Good night!’

Feigning to be wholly unconscious of the abrupt wave of the hand which rendered this farewell tantamount to a dismissal, Mr Chester retorted with a bland and heartfelt benediction, and inquired of Gabriel in what direction HE was going.

Pretending not to notice the sudden wave of the hand that made this farewell feel like a dismissal, Mr. Chester responded with a cheerful and sincere goodbye and asked Gabriel which direction he was heading.

‘Yours, sir, would be too much honour for the like of me,’ replied the locksmith, hesitating.

"That would be too much of an honor for someone like me," the locksmith replied, hesitating.

‘I wish you to remain here a little while, Varden,’ said Mr Haredale, without looking towards them. ‘I have a word or two to say to you.’

‘I want you to stay here for a bit, Varden,’ said Mr. Haredale, without looking at them. ‘I have a thing or two to say to you.’

‘I will not intrude upon your conference another moment,’ said Mr Chester with inconceivable politeness. ‘May it be satisfactory to you both! God bless you!’ So saying, and bestowing upon the locksmith a most refulgent smile, he left them.

"I won't interrupt your meeting any longer," said Mr. Chester with unbelievable politeness. "I hope it goes well for both of you! God bless you!" With that, and giving the locksmith a bright smile, he left them.

‘A deplorably constituted creature, that rugged person,’ he said, as he walked along the street; ‘he is an atrocity that carries its own punishment along with it—a bear that gnaws himself. And here is one of the inestimable advantages of having a perfect command over one’s inclinations. I have been tempted in these two short interviews, to draw upon that fellow, fifty times. Five men in six would have yielded to the impulse. By suppressing mine, I wound him deeper and more keenly than if I were the best swordsman in all Europe, and he the worst. You are the wise man’s very last resource,’ he said, tapping the hilt of his weapon; ‘we can but appeal to you when all else is said and done. To come to you before, and thereby spare our adversaries so much, is a barbarian mode of warfare, quite unworthy of any man with the remotest pretensions to delicacy of feeling, or refinement.’

“A terribly messed up guy, that rough character,” he said as he walked down the street. “He’s a living nightmare who brings his own punishment—a bear that gnaws on itself. And here’s one of the priceless benefits of having complete control over your own urges. In these two brief encounters, I’ve been tempted to go after that guy a hundred times. Five out of six people would have given in to the urge. By holding back mine, I hurt him deeper and more sharply than if I were the best swordsman in all of Europe and he the worst. You’re the wise man’s last resort,” he said, tapping the hilt of his weapon. “We can only turn to you when everything else has failed. To come to you beforehand and spare our enemies so much is a brutal way of fighting, totally unworthy of any man with even a hint of sensitivity or refinement.”

He smiled so very pleasantly as he communed with himself after this manner, that a beggar was emboldened to follow for alms, and to dog his footsteps for some distance. He was gratified by the circumstance, feeling it complimentary to his power of feature, and as a reward suffered the man to follow him until he called a chair, when he graciously dismissed him with a fervent blessing.

He smiled so pleasantly as he thought about things this way that a beggar felt encouraged to follow him for some money and trailed behind for quite a while. He was pleased by this, seeing it as a compliment to his looks, and as a reward allowed the man to follow him until he called for a ride, when he kindly dismissed him with a heartfelt blessing.

‘Which is as easy as cursing,’ he wisely added, as he took his seat, ‘and more becoming to the face.—To Clerkenwell, my good creatures, if you please!’ The chairmen were rendered quite vivacious by having such a courteous burden, and to Clerkenwell they went at a fair round trot.

‘Which is as easy as cursing,’ he wisely added as he took his seat, ‘and more flattering to the face.—To Clerkenwell, my good friends, if you don’t mind!’ The chairmen were made quite lively by having such a polite passenger, and off to Clerkenwell they went at a brisk trot.

Alighting at a certain point he had indicated to them upon the road, and paying them something less than they expected from a fare of such gentle speech, he turned into the street in which the locksmith dwelt, and presently stood beneath the shadow of the Golden Key. Mr Tappertit, who was hard at work by lamplight, in a corner of the workshop, remained unconscious of his presence until a hand upon his shoulder made him start and turn his head.

Getting off at a certain spot he had pointed out on the way, and giving them a bit less than they had anticipated for a fare from someone so polite, he headed into the street where the locksmith lived, and soon found himself under the shadow of the Golden Key. Mr. Tappertit, who was busy working by lamplight in a corner of the workshop, didn't notice him until a hand on his shoulder made him jump and turn his head.

‘Industry,’ said Mr Chester, ‘is the soul of business, and the keystone of prosperity. Mr Tappertit, I shall expect you to invite me to dinner when you are Lord Mayor of London.’

“Industry,” Mr. Chester said, “is the heart of business and the foundation of prosperity. Mr. Tappertit, I expect you to invite me to dinner when you become Lord Mayor of London.”

‘Sir,’ returned the ‘prentice, laying down his hammer, and rubbing his nose on the back of a very sooty hand, ‘I scorn the Lord Mayor and everything that belongs to him. We must have another state of society, sir, before you catch me being Lord Mayor. How de do, sir?’

‘Sir,’ replied the apprentice, putting down his hammer and wiping his nose with the back of a very dirty hand, ‘I have no respect for the Lord Mayor or anything associated with him. We need a different kind of society, sir, before you ever see me as Lord Mayor. How are you, sir?’

‘The better, Mr Tappertit, for looking into your ingenuous face once more. I hope you are well.’

‘It's good to see your sincere face again, Mr. Tappertit. I hope you're doing well.’

‘I am as well, sir,’ said Sim, standing up to get nearer to his ear, and whispering hoarsely, ‘as any man can be under the aggrawations to which I am exposed. My life’s a burden to me. If it wasn’t for wengeance, I’d play at pitch and toss with it on the losing hazard.’

‘I’m doing okay, sir,’ said Sim, standing up to get closer to his ear, and whispering hoarsely, ‘as well as any man can be given the annoyances I’m dealing with. My life feels like a burden. If it weren’t for revenge, I’d gamble with it, taking the risk of losing it all.’

‘Is Mrs Varden at home?’ said Mr Chester.

“Is Mrs. Varden home?” asked Mr. Chester.

‘Sir,’ returned Sim, eyeing him over with a look of concentrated expression,—‘she is. Did you wish to see her?’

‘Sir,’ replied Sim, giving him a focused look, ‘she is. Did you want to see her?’

Mr Chester nodded.

Mr. Chester nodded.

‘Then come this way, sir,’ said Sim, wiping his face upon his apron. ‘Follow me, sir.—Would you permit me to whisper in your ear, one half a second?’

“Then come this way, sir,” said Sim, wiping his face on his apron. “Follow me, sir. —Could I just whisper in your ear for half a second?”

‘By all means.’

"Of course."

Mr Tappertit raised himself on tiptoe, applied his lips to Mr Chester’s ear, drew back his head without saying anything, looked hard at him, applied them to his ear again, again drew back, and finally whispered—‘The name is Joseph Willet. Hush! I say no more.’

Mr. Tappertit stood on his tiptoes, leaned in close to Mr. Chester’s ear, pulled back his head without saying a word, stared at him intently, leaned in again, pulled back once more, and finally whispered, “The name is Joseph Willet. Quiet! I won’t say anything else.”

Having said that much, he beckoned the visitor with a mysterious aspect to follow him to the parlour-door, where he announced him in the voice of a gentleman-usher. ‘Mr Chester.’

Having said that, he signaled for the guest with an enigmatic look to follow him to the parlor door, where he introduced him in the tone of a formal attendant. ‘Mr. Chester.’

‘And not Mr Ed’dard, mind,’ said Sim, looking into the door again, and adding this by way of postscript in his own person; ‘it’s his father.’

‘And not Mr. Ed’dard, just so you know,’ Sim said, glancing back into the door and adding this as a personal note; ‘it’s his father.’

‘But do not let his father,’ said Mr Chester, advancing hat in hand, as he observed the effect of this last explanatory announcement, ‘do not let his father be any check or restraint on your domestic occupations, Miss Varden.’

‘But don’t let his father,’ said Mr. Chester, stepping forward with his hat in hand as he noticed the impact of this last explanatory statement, ‘don’t let his father be any obstacle or limitation on your home activities, Miss Varden.’

‘Oh! Now! There! An’t I always a-saying it!’ exclaimed Miggs, clapping her hands. ‘If he an’t been and took Missis for her own daughter. Well, she DO look like it, that she do. Only think of that, mim!’

‘Oh! Now! There! Haven’t I always been saying that!’ exclaimed Miggs, clapping her hands. ‘If he hasn’t taken Missis for her own daughter. Well, she DOES look like it, she really does. Just think of that, mim!’

‘Is it possible,’ said Mr Chester in his softest tones, ‘that this is Mrs Varden! I am amazed. That is not your daughter, Mrs Varden? No, no. Your sister.’

“Is it possible,” Mr. Chester said in his softest tone, “that this is Mrs. Varden! I’m amazed. That’s not your daughter, Mrs. Varden? No, no. Your sister.”

‘My daughter, indeed, sir,’ returned Mrs V., blushing with great juvenility.

‘My daughter, yes, sir,’ replied Mrs. V., blushing with youthful embarrassment.

‘Ah, Mrs Varden!’ cried the visitor. ‘Ah, ma’am—humanity is indeed a happy lot, when we can repeat ourselves in others, and still be young as they. You must allow me to salute you—the custom of the country, my dear madam—your daughter too.’

‘Ah, Mrs. Varden!’ the visitor exclaimed. ‘Ah, ma’am—humanity truly has a fortunate existence when we can see ourselves in others and still feel young like them. You must let me greet you—it’s the custom here, my dear madam—and your daughter as well.’

Dolly showed some reluctance to perform this ceremony, but was sharply reproved by Mrs Varden, who insisted on her undergoing it that minute. For pride, she said with great severity, was one of the seven deadly sins, and humility and lowliness of heart were virtues. Wherefore she desired that Dolly would be kissed immediately, on pain of her just displeasure; at the same time giving her to understand that whatever she saw her mother do, she might safely do herself, without being at the trouble of any reasoning or reflection on the subject—which, indeed, was offensive and undutiful, and in direct contravention of the church catechism.

Dolly hesitated to go through with the ceremony, but Mrs. Varden sharply scolded her, insisting that she do it right away. With a stern tone, she explained that pride was one of the seven deadly sins, while humility and lowliness of heart were virtues. Therefore, she insisted that Dolly be kissed immediately, or else face her displeasure. At the same time, she made it clear that whatever she saw her mother do was perfectly acceptable for her to do as well, without needing to think or reflect on it—something that, in fact, was disrespectful and disobedient, and completely against the church catechism.

Thus admonished, Dolly complied, though by no means willingly; for there was a broad, bold look of admiration in Mr Chester’s face, refined and polished though it sought to be, which distressed her very much. As she stood with downcast eyes, not liking to look up and meet his, he gazed upon her with an approving air, and then turned to her mother.

Thus warned, Dolly went along with it, though not happily; for there was a strong, clear look of admiration on Mr. Chester’s face, polished and sophisticated as he tried to be, which made her quite uncomfortable. As she stood there with her eyes down, not wanting to meet his gaze, he looked at her with a favorable expression, and then turned to her mother.

‘My friend Gabriel (whose acquaintance I only made this very evening) should be a happy man, Mrs Varden.’

‘My friend Gabriel (whom I just met this evening) should be a happy man, Mrs. Varden.’

‘Ah!’ sighed Mrs V., shaking her head.

‘Ah!’ sighed Mrs. V., shaking her head.

‘Ah!’ echoed Miggs.

"Ah!" shouted Miggs.

‘Is that the case?’ said Mr Chester, compassionately. ‘Dear me!’

“Is that so?” Mr. Chester said, with compassion. “Oh dear!”

‘Master has no intentions, sir,’ murmured Miggs as she sidled up to him, ‘but to be as grateful as his natur will let him, for everythink he owns which it is in his powers to appreciate. But we never, sir’—said Miggs, looking sideways at Mrs Varden, and interlarding her discourse with a sigh—‘we never know the full value of SOME wines and fig-trees till we lose ‘em. So much the worse, sir, for them as has the slighting of ‘em on their consciences when they’re gone to be in full blow elsewhere.’ And Miss Miggs cast up her eyes to signify where that might be.

“Master doesn’t have any intentions, sir,” Miggs whispered as she approached him, “other than to be as thankful as he can for everything he has that he’s able to appreciate. But we never, sir”—Miggs said, glancing at Mrs. Varden and punctuating her speech with a sigh—“we never truly understand the worth of SOME wines and fig trees until we’ve lost them. So much the worse, sir, for those who take them for granted when they’ve gone to thrive elsewhere.” And Miss Miggs rolled her eyes to indicate where that might be.

As Mrs Varden distinctly heard, and was intended to hear, all that Miggs said, and as these words appeared to convey in metaphorical terms a presage or foreboding that she would at some early period droop beneath her trials and take an easy flight towards the stars, she immediately began to languish, and taking a volume of the Manual from a neighbouring table, leant her arm upon it as though she were Hope and that her Anchor. Mr Chester perceiving this, and seeing how the volume was lettered on the back, took it gently from her hand, and turned the fluttering leaves.

As Mrs. Varden clearly heard, and was meant to hear, everything Miggs said, and since these words seemed to suggest in a metaphorical way that she would soon succumb to her troubles and easily drift away to the stars, she immediately started to feel weak. Taking a copy of the Manual from a nearby table, she rested her arm on it as if it were her Hope and her Anchor. Mr. Chester noticed this, and seeing what was written on the back of the book, gently took it from her hand and began to turn the fluttering pages.

‘My favourite book, dear madam. How often, how very often in his early life—before he can remember’—(this clause was strictly true) ‘have I deduced little easy moral lessons from its pages, for my dear son Ned! You know Ned?’

‘My favorite book, dear madam. How often, how very often in his early life—before he can remember’—(this clause was strictly true) ‘have I drawn simple moral lessons from its pages for my dear son Ned! You know Ned?’

Mrs Varden had that honour, and a fine affable young gentleman he was.

Mrs. Varden had that honor, and he was a charming, friendly young man.

‘You’re a mother, Mrs Varden,’ said Mr Chester, taking a pinch of snuff, ‘and you know what I, as a father, feel, when he is praised. He gives me some uneasiness—much uneasiness—he’s of a roving nature, ma’am—from flower to flower—from sweet to sweet—but his is the butterfly time of life, and we must not be hard upon such trifling.’

“You're a mother, Mrs. Varden,” Mr. Chester said, taking a pinch of snuff, “and you know how I, as a father, feel when he gets praised. He causes me some worry—quite a lot of worry—he has a wandering spirit, ma'am—going from flower to flower—from one sweet thing to another—but this is a carefree time in his life, and we shouldn't be too hard on such little things.”

He glanced at Dolly. She was attending evidently to what he said. Just what he desired!

He looked at Dolly. She was clearly paying attention to what he was saying. Exactly what he wanted!

‘The only thing I object to in this little trait of Ned’s, is,’ said Mr Chester, ‘—and the mention of his name reminds me, by the way, that I am about to beg the favour of a minute’s talk with you alone—the only thing I object to in it, is, that it DOES partake of insincerity. Now, however I may attempt to disguise the fact from myself in my affection for Ned, still I always revert to this—that if we are not sincere, we are nothing. Nothing upon earth. Let us be sincere, my dear madam—’

“The only thing I have a problem with in this little trait of Ned’s is,” said Mr. Chester, “—and mentioning his name reminds me that I’d like to ask for a minute of your time to talk privately—the only thing I have an issue with is that it feels insincere. No matter how much I try to hide this from myself because I care about Ned, I always come back to this: if we’re not sincere, we’re nothing. Nothing at all. Let’s be sincere, my dear madam—”

‘—and Protestant,’ murmured Mrs Varden.

‘—and Protestant,’ whispered Mrs Varden.

‘—and Protestant above all things. Let us be sincere and Protestant, strictly moral, strictly just (though always with a leaning towards mercy), strictly honest, and strictly true, and we gain—it is a slight point, certainly, but still it is something tangible; we throw up a groundwork and foundation, so to speak, of goodness, on which we may afterwards erect some worthy superstructure.’

‘—and Protestant above all else. Let’s be honest and Protestant, strictly moral, strictly fair (but always with a touch of mercy), strictly honest, and strictly truthful, and we’ll benefit—it may seem like a small thing, but it’s still something real; we establish a base and foundation, so to speak, of goodness, on which we can later build something worthwhile.’

Now, to be sure, Mrs Varden thought, here is a perfect character. Here is a meek, righteous, thoroughgoing Christian, who, having mastered all these qualities, so difficult of attainment; who, having dropped a pinch of salt on the tails of all the cardinal virtues, and caught them every one; makes light of their possession, and pants for more morality. For the good woman never doubted (as many good men and women never do), that this slighting kind of profession, this setting so little store by great matters, this seeming to say, ‘I am not proud, I am what you hear, but I consider myself no better than other people; let us change the subject, pray’—was perfectly genuine and true. He so contrived it, and said it in that way that it appeared to have been forced from him, and its effect was marvellous.

Now, Mrs. Varden thought, here’s a perfect person. Here’s a humble, righteous, truly good Christian who has mastered all these qualities that are so hard to achieve; who, having sprinkled a little salt on the virtues, has grasped them all; treats their possession lightly, and longs for even more morality. For the good woman never doubted (as many good men and women often do) that this kind of humble attitude, this not putting much value on important matters, this seeming to say, ‘I’m not proud, I’m just what you see, but I don’t think I’m better than anyone else; let’s change the topic, please’—was completely genuine and true. He arranged it and expressed it in such a way that it seemed to come out of him naturally, and its impact was remarkable.

Aware of the impression he had made—few men were quicker than he at such discoveries—Mr Chester followed up the blow by propounding certain virtuous maxims, somewhat vague and general in their nature, doubtless, and occasionally partaking of the character of truisms, worn a little out at elbow, but delivered in so charming a voice and with such uncommon serenity and peace of mind, that they answered as well as the best. Nor is this to be wondered at; for as hollow vessels produce a far more musical sound in falling than those which are substantial, so it will oftentimes be found that sentiments which have nothing in them make the loudest ringing in the world, and are the most relished.

Aware of the impression he had made—few men were as quick as he was at such discoveries—Mr. Chester followed up the impact by sharing some virtuous maxims, which were somewhat vague and general in nature, and occasionally resembled truisms, a bit worn at the edges, but delivered in such a charming voice and with such uncommon calmness and peace of mind that they worked just as well as the best. Nor is this surprising; just as hollow vessels produce a much more musical sound when they fall than solid ones, it often turns out that sentiments with little substance create the loudest echoes in the world and are the most appreciated.

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Mr Chester, with the volume gently extended in one hand, and with the other planted lightly on his breast, talked to them in the most delicious manner possible; and quite enchanted all his hearers, notwithstanding their conflicting interests and thoughts. Even Dolly, who, between his keen regards and her eyeing over by Mr Tappertit, was put quite out of countenance, could not help owning within herself that he was the sweetest-spoken gentleman she had ever seen. Even Miss Miggs, who was divided between admiration of Mr Chester and a mortal jealousy of her young mistress, had sufficient leisure to be propitiated. Even Mr Tappertit, though occupied as we have seen in gazing at his heart’s delight, could not wholly divert his thoughts from the voice of the other charmer. Mrs Varden, to her own private thinking, had never been so improved in all her life; and when Mr Chester, rising and craving permission to speak with her apart, took her by the hand and led her at arm’s length upstairs to the best sitting-room, she almost deemed him something more than human.

Mr. Chester, holding the book gently in one hand and resting the other lightly on his chest, spoke to them in the most charming way possible, completely captivating all his listeners, despite their differing interests and thoughts. Even Dolly, who felt flustered by his intense gaze and the attention she received from Mr. Tappertit, couldn’t help but admit to herself that he was the sweetest-talking gentleman she had ever encountered. Even Miss Miggs, torn between her admiration for Mr. Chester and her intense jealousy of her young mistress, found herself enough at ease to be appeased. Even Mr. Tappertit, although preoccupied with gazing at his beloved, couldn’t completely ignore the allure of the other’s voice. Mrs. Varden, in her private thoughts, felt she had never been so transformed in all her life; and when Mr. Chester stood up and asked to speak with her privately, taking her hand and leading her upstairs to the best sitting room, she almost considered him something beyond human.

‘Dear madam,’ he said, pressing her hand delicately to his lips; ‘be seated.’

“Dear ma'am,” he said, gently kissing her hand. “Please, have a seat.”

Mrs Varden called up quite a courtly air, and became seated.

Mrs. Varden put on quite an elegant demeanor and took a seat.

‘You guess my object?’ said Mr Chester, drawing a chair towards her. ‘You divine my purpose? I am an affectionate parent, my dear Mrs Varden.’

‘Do you know what I’m after?’ said Mr. Chester, pulling a chair closer to her. ‘Can you figure out my intention? I’m a caring parent, my dear Mrs. Varden.’

‘That I am sure you are, sir,’ said Mrs V.

‘I'm sure you are, sir,’ said Mrs. V.

‘Thank you,’ returned Mr Chester, tapping his snuff-box lid. ‘Heavy moral responsibilities rest with parents, Mrs Varden.’

“Thank you,” replied Mr. Chester, tapping the lid of his snuff box. “Parents carry significant moral responsibilities, Mrs. Varden.”

Mrs Varden slightly raised her hands, shook her head, and looked at the ground as though she saw straight through the globe, out at the other end, and into the immensity of space beyond.

Mrs. Varden lifted her hands a bit, shook her head, and gazed at the ground as if she could see right through the earth, out the other side, and into the vastness of space beyond.

‘I may confide in you,’ said Mr Chester, ‘without reserve. I love my son, ma’am, dearly; and loving him as I do, I would save him from working certain misery. You know of his attachment to Miss Haredale. You have abetted him in it, and very kind of you it was to do so. I am deeply obliged to you—most deeply obliged to you—for your interest in his behalf; but my dear ma’am, it is a mistaken one, I do assure you.’

"I can trust you completely," Mr. Chester said. "I love my son dearly, and because I care for him so much, I want to protect him from inevitable heartache. You know about his feelings for Miss Haredale. You've supported him in that, and I appreciate it—thank you very much for your concern for him. But, my dear ma'am, I want to assure you that it's a mistake."

Mrs Varden stammered that she was sorry—

Mrs. Varden stammered that she was sorry—

‘Sorry, my dear ma’am,’ he interposed. ‘Never be sorry for what is so very amiable, so very good in intention, so perfectly like yourself. But there are grave and weighty reasons, pressing family considerations, and apart even from these, points of religious difference, which interpose themselves, and render their union impossible; utterly im-possible. I should have mentioned these circumstances to your husband; but he has—you will excuse my saying this so freely—he has NOT your quickness of apprehension or depth of moral sense. What an extremely airy house this is, and how beautifully kept! For one like myself—a widower so long—these tokens of female care and superintendence have inexpressible charms.’

“Sorry, my dear,” he interrupted. “You should never apologize for something so kind, so well-intentioned, and so perfectly like you. But there are serious reasons, pressing family matters, and even aside from those, points of religious disagreement that make their union impossible; completely impossible. I should have brought these issues up with your husband, but he—if you’ll forgive my honesty—doesn’t have your quick understanding or moral depth. What a wonderfully airy house this is, and so beautifully maintained! As a widower for so long, these signs of female care and attention are incredibly charming to me.”

Mrs Varden began to think (she scarcely knew why) that the young Mr Chester must be in the wrong and the old Mr Chester must be in the right.

Mrs. Varden started to feel (she hardly understood why) that the young Mr. Chester must be in the wrong and the old Mr. Chester must be in the right.

‘My son Ned,’ resumed her tempter with his most winning air, ‘has had, I am told, your lovely daughter’s aid, and your open-hearted husband’s.’

‘My son Ned,’ continued her tempter with his most charming demeanor, ‘has received help from your lovely daughter and your generous husband.’

‘—Much more than mine, sir,’ said Mrs Varden; ‘a great deal more. I have often had my doubts. It’s a—’

‘—Much more than mine, sir,’ said Mrs. Varden; ‘a lot more. I have often had my doubts. It’s a—’

‘A bad example,’ suggested Mr Chester. ‘It is. No doubt it is. Your daughter is at that age when to set before her an encouragement for young persons to rebel against their parents on this most important point, is particularly injudicious. You are quite right. I ought to have thought of that myself, but it escaped me, I confess—so far superior are your sex to ours, dear madam, in point of penetration and sagacity.’

“A bad example,” Mr. Chester suggested. “It is. No doubt about it. Your daughter is at that age when giving her an example that encourages young people to rebel against their parents on such an important issue is particularly unwise. You’re absolutely right. I should have thought of that myself, but I admit it slipped my mind—your gender is so much more insightful and perceptive than ours, dear madam.”

Mrs Varden looked as wise as if she had really said something to deserve this compliment—firmly believed she had, in short—and her faith in her own shrewdness increased considerably.

Mrs. Varden looked as if she were truly wise, as though she had genuinely earned this compliment—she firmly believed she had, in fact—and her confidence in her own cleverness grew significantly.

‘My dear ma’am,’ said Mr Chester, ‘you embolden me to be plain with you. My son and I are at variance on this point. The young lady and her natural guardian differ upon it, also. And the closing point is, that my son is bound by his duty to me, by his honour, by every solemn tie and obligation, to marry some one else.’

‘My dear ma’am,’ said Mr. Chester, ‘you encourage me to be straightforward with you. My son and I don’t see eye to eye on this matter. The young lady and her natural guardian are also at odds about it. Ultimately, my son has a duty to me, by his honor, and by every serious commitment, to marry someone else.’

‘Engaged to marry another lady!’ quoth Mrs Varden, holding up her hands.

“Engaged to marry someone else!” Mrs. Varden exclaimed, holding up her hands.

‘My dear madam, brought up, educated, and trained, expressly for that purpose. Expressly for that purpose.—Miss Haredale, I am told, is a very charming creature.’

‘My dear lady, raised, educated, and prepared specifically for that purpose. Specifically for that purpose.—I’ve heard that Miss Haredale is a very delightful person.’

‘I am her foster-mother, and should know—the best young lady in the world,’ said Mrs Varden.

‘I’m her foster mom, and I should know—the best young lady in the world,’ said Mrs. Varden.

‘I have not the smallest doubt of it. I am sure she is. And you, who have stood in that tender relation towards her, are bound to consult her happiness. Now, can I—as I have said to Haredale, who quite agrees—can I possibly stand by, and suffer her to throw herself away (although she IS of a Catholic family), upon a young fellow who, as yet, has no heart at all? It is no imputation upon him to say he has not, because young men who have plunged deeply into the frivolities and conventionalities of society, very seldom have. Their hearts never grow, my dear ma’am, till after thirty. I don’t believe, no, I do NOT believe, that I had any heart myself when I was Ned’s age.’

"I have no doubt about it. I’m sure she is. And you, who have had that close relationship with her, are obligated to think about her happiness. Now, can I—as I told Haredale, who completely agrees—can I just stand by and let her waste herself (even though she comes from a Catholic family) on a young guy who, so far, has no emotions at all? It's not a criticism of him to say he doesn’t, because young men who have dived deep into the trivialities and norms of society rarely do. Their hearts don’t develop, my dear ma’am, until after they turn thirty. I don’t believe, no, I do NOT believe, that I had any heart myself when I was Ned’s age."

‘Oh sir,’ said Mrs Varden, ‘I think you must have had. It’s impossible that you, who have so much now, can ever have been without any.’

‘Oh sir,’ said Mrs. Varden, ‘I think you must have. It’s impossible that you, who have so much now, could ever have been without any.’

‘I hope,’ he answered, shrugging his shoulders meekly, ‘I have a little; I hope, a very little—Heaven knows! But to return to Ned; I have no doubt you thought, and therefore interfered benevolently in his behalf, that I objected to Miss Haredale. How very natural! My dear madam, I object to him—to him—emphatically to Ned himself.’

"I hope," he replied, shrugging his shoulders slightly, "I have a little; I hope, just a tiny bit—Heaven knows! But back to Ned; I have no doubt you thought, and that's why you stepped in kindly for him, that I was against Miss Haredale. How understandable! My dear madam, it’s actually him—I’m against him—specifically against Ned himself."

Mrs Varden was perfectly aghast at the disclosure.

Mrs. Varden was completely shocked by the revelation.

‘He has, if he honourably fulfils this solemn obligation of which I have told you—and he must be honourable, dear Mrs Varden, or he is no son of mine—a fortune within his reach. He is of most expensive, ruinously expensive habits; and if, in a moment of caprice and wilfulness, he were to marry this young lady, and so deprive himself of the means of gratifying the tastes to which he has been so long accustomed, he would—my dear madam, he would break the gentle creature’s heart. Mrs Varden, my good lady, my dear soul, I put it to you—is such a sacrifice to be endured? Is the female heart a thing to be trifled with in this way? Ask your own, my dear madam. Ask your own, I beseech you.’

‘He has, if he honorably fulfills this serious obligation I’ve mentioned—and he must be honorable, dear Mrs. Varden, or he is no son of mine—a fortune within his grasp. He has very expensive habits, ruinously so; and if, in a moment of impulsiveness and stubbornness, he were to marry this young lady and deprive himself of the means to indulge in the lifestyle he’s been accustomed to, he would—my dear madam, he would break the heart of that gentle creature. Mrs. Varden, my good lady, my dear soul, I ask you—should such a sacrifice be tolerated? Is a woman’s heart something to be toyed with like this? Consider your own, my dear madam. I implore you to reflect on your own.’

‘Truly,’ thought Mrs Varden, ‘this gentleman is a saint. But,’ she added aloud, and not unnaturally, ‘if you take Miss Emma’s lover away, sir, what becomes of the poor thing’s heart then?’

‘Honestly,’ thought Mrs. Varden, ‘this guy is a saint. But,’ she said aloud, which wasn’t surprising, ‘if you take Miss Emma’s boyfriend away, sir, what happens to that poor girl’s heart then?’

‘The very point,’ said Mr Chester, not at all abashed, ‘to which I wished to lead you. A marriage with my son, whom I should be compelled to disown, would be followed by years of misery; they would be separated, my dear madam, in a twelvemonth. To break off this attachment, which is more fancied than real, as you and I know very well, will cost the dear girl but a few tears, and she is happy again. Take the case of your own daughter, the young lady downstairs, who is your breathing image’—Mrs Varden coughed and simpered—‘there is a young man (I am sorry to say, a dissolute fellow, of very indifferent character) of whom I have heard Ned speak—Bullet was it—Pullet—Mullet—’

“The very point,” said Mr. Chester, not at all embarrassed, “that I wanted to discuss with you. A marriage with my son, whom I would have to disown, would lead to years of unhappiness; they would be separated, my dear madam, within a year. Ending this attachment, which is more imaginary than real, as you and I both know, will cost the dear girl only a few tears, and she’ll be happy again. Take your own daughter, the young lady downstairs, who looks exactly like you”—Mrs. Varden coughed and smiled awkwardly—“there’s a young man (I’m sorry to say, a reckless guy with a very questionable character) that I’ve heard Ned mention—was it Bullet—Pullet—Mullet—”

‘There is a young man of the name of Joseph Willet, sir,’ said Mrs Varden, folding her hands loftily.

‘There’s a young man named Joseph Willet, sir,’ said Mrs. Varden, folding her hands with an air of importance.

‘That’s he,’ cried Mr Chester. ‘Suppose this Joseph Willet now, were to aspire to the affections of your charming daughter, and were to engage them.’

‘That’s him,’ shouted Mr. Chester. ‘What if this Joseph Willet were to pursue the affections of your lovely daughter and actually win her over?’

‘It would be like his impudence,’ interposed Mrs Varden, bridling, ‘to dare to think of such a thing!’

"It would be so typical of his arrogance," Mrs. Varden interjected, her temper flaring, "to even consider such a thing!"

‘My dear madam, that’s the whole case. I know it would be like his impudence. It is like Ned’s impudence to do as he has done; but you would not on that account, or because of a few tears from your beautiful daughter, refrain from checking their inclinations in their birth. I meant to have reasoned thus with your husband when I saw him at Mrs Rudge’s this evening—’

‘My dear lady, that’s the whole situation. I know it would be typical of his arrogance. It’s just like Ned’s arrogance to act as he has; but you wouldn’t hold back from guiding their inclinations based on their background, even because of a few tears from your lovely daughter. I had planned to talk this over with your husband when I saw him at Mrs. Rudge’s this evening—’

‘My husband,’ said Mrs Varden, interposing with emotion, ‘would be a great deal better at home than going to Mrs Rudge’s so often. I don’t know what he does there. I don’t see what occasion he has to busy himself in her affairs at all, sir.’

‘My husband,’ said Mrs. Varden, interrupting with feeling, ‘would be much better off at home than visiting Mrs. Rudge so often. I don’t know what he does there. I don’t understand why he feels the need to involve himself in her business at all, sir.’

‘If I don’t appear to express my concurrence in those last sentiments of yours,’ returned Mr Chester, ‘quite so strongly as you might desire, it is because his being there, my dear madam, and not proving conversational, led me hither, and procured me the happiness of this interview with one, in whom the whole management, conduct, and prosperity of her family are centred, I perceive.’

‘If I don’t seem to agree with your last sentiments as strongly as you'd like,’ Mr. Chester replied, ‘it's because his presence here, my dear madam, and his lack of conversation, brought me to this place, and gave me the pleasure of this meeting with someone who seems to be the center of the whole management, conduct, and success of her family.’

With that he took Mrs Varden’s hand again, and having pressed it to his lips with the highflown gallantry of the day—a little burlesqued to render it the more striking in the good lady’s unaccustomed eyes—proceeded in the same strain of mingled sophistry, cajolery, and flattery, to entreat that her utmost influence might be exerted to restrain her husband and daughter from any further promotion of Edward’s suit to Miss Haredale, and from aiding or abetting either party in any way. Mrs Varden was but a woman, and had her share of vanity, obstinacy, and love of power. She entered into a secret treaty of alliance, offensive and defensive, with her insinuating visitor; and really did believe, as many others would have done who saw and heard him, that in so doing she furthered the ends of truth, justice, and morality, in a very uncommon degree.

He took Mrs. Varden's hand again and pressed it to his lips with an exaggerated charm that was typical of the time—slightly mocked to make it more striking in the good lady's surprised eyes. He continued with the same mix of flattery and persuasion, urging her to use her influence to keep her husband and daughter from encouraging Edward’s pursuit of Miss Haredale, and to refrain from supporting either side in any way. Mrs. Varden was just a woman, with her share of vanity, stubbornness, and desire for control. She formed a secret partnership, both offensive and defensive, with her smooth-talking visitor; and genuinely believed, as many others might have who saw and heard him, that by doing so, she was promoting truth, justice, and morality in a remarkable way.

Overjoyed by the success of his negotiation, and mightily amused within himself, Mr Chester conducted her downstairs in the same state as before; and having repeated the previous ceremony of salutation, which also as before comprehended Dolly, took his leave; first completing the conquest of Miss Miggs’s heart, by inquiring if ‘this young lady’ would light him to the door.

Thrilled by how well his negotiation went and quite entertained himself, Mr. Chester led her downstairs just like before; after exchanging the usual greetings, which also included Dolly, he said goodbye. Before leaving, he managed to win over Miss Miggs’s heart by asking if “this young lady” would show him to the door.

‘Oh, mim,’ said Miggs, returning with the candle. ‘Oh gracious me, mim, there’s a gentleman! Was there ever such an angel to talk as he is—and such a sweet-looking man! So upright and noble, that he seems to despise the very ground he walks on; and yet so mild and condescending, that he seems to say “but I will take notice on it too.” And to think of his taking you for Miss Dolly, and Miss Dolly for your sister—Oh, my goodness me, if I was master wouldn’t I be jealous of him!’

‘Oh, ma’am,’ said Miggs, returning with the candle. ‘Oh my gosh, ma’am, there’s a gentleman! Has there ever been such an amazing person to talk to as he is—and such a handsome man! So upright and noble that he seems to look down on the very ground he walks on; and yet so gentle and gracious that he seems to say “but I will pay attention to it too.” And to think that he mistook you for Miss Dolly, and Miss Dolly for your sister—Oh my goodness, if I were in charge, I would be so jealous of him!’

Mrs Varden reproved her handmaid for this vain-speaking; but very gently and mildly—quite smilingly indeed—remarking that she was a foolish, giddy, light-headed girl, whose spirits carried her beyond all bounds, and who didn’t mean half she said, or she would be quite angry with her.

Mrs. Varden gently scolded her maid for talking so foolishly, but she did so with a smile, saying that the girl was silly, flighty, and didn't mean much of what she said. If she did, she would be really upset with her.

‘For my part,’ said Dolly, in a thoughtful manner, ‘I half believe Mr Chester is something like Miggs in that respect. For all his politeness and pleasant speaking, I am pretty sure he was making game of us, more than once.’

‘For my part,’ said Dolly, thoughtfully, ‘I kind of believe Mr. Chester is a bit like Miggs in that way. Despite his politeness and nice talk, I’m pretty sure he was mocking us more than once.’

‘If you venture to say such a thing again, and to speak ill of people behind their backs in my presence, miss,’ said Mrs Varden, ‘I shall insist upon your taking a candle and going to bed directly. How dare you, Dolly? I’m astonished at you. The rudeness of your whole behaviour this evening has been disgraceful. Did anybody ever hear,’ cried the enraged matron, bursting into tears, ‘of a daughter telling her own mother she has been made game of!’

‘If you dare to say something like that again, and talk badly about people behind their backs in front of me, young lady,’ said Mrs. Varden, ‘I will make you take a candle and go to bed right now. How could you, Dolly? I’m shocked at you. The way you’ve acted this evening has been disgraceful. Has anyone ever heard,’ exclaimed the furious mother, bursting into tears, ‘of a daughter telling her own mother that she’s been made a fool of!’

What a very uncertain temper Mrs Varden’s was!

What an extremely unpredictable temper Mrs. Varden had!





Chapter 28

Repairing to a noted coffee-house in Covent Garden when he left the locksmith’s, Mr Chester sat long over a late dinner, entertaining himself exceedingly with the whimsical recollection of his recent proceedings, and congratulating himself very much on his great cleverness. Influenced by these thoughts, his face wore an expression so benign and tranquil, that the waiter in immediate attendance upon him felt he could almost have died in his defence, and settled in his own mind (until the receipt of the bill, and a very small fee for very great trouble disabused it of the idea) that such an apostolic customer was worth half-a-dozen of the ordinary run of visitors, at least.

After leaving the locksmith’s, Mr. Chester went to a well-known coffee house in Covent Garden, where he lingered over a late dinner, amusing himself with the amusing memories of his recent activities and feeling quite proud of his own cleverness. Caught up in these thoughts, he wore such a gentle and peaceful expression that the waiter serving him felt he would gladly defend him to the death, convinced (until he received the bill and realized the very small tip for the considerable effort) that such a remarkable customer was worth at least half a dozen of the usual patrons.

A visit to the gaming-table—not as a heated, anxious venturer, but one whom it was quite a treat to see staking his two or three pieces in deference to the follies of society, and smiling with equal benevolence on winners and losers—made it late before he reached home. It was his custom to bid his servant go to bed at his own time unless he had orders to the contrary, and to leave a candle on the common stair. There was a lamp on the landing by which he could always light it when he came home late, and having a key of the door about him he could enter and go to bed at his pleasure.

A trip to the casino—not as a stressed, anxious gambler, but as someone who enjoyed casually placing his bets in good fun and smiling kindly at both winners and losers—made him get home late. He usually told his servant to go to bed at his own time unless he instructed otherwise, and to leave a candle on the shared stairway. There was a lamp on the landing that he could always use to light it when he came home late, and since he had a key to the door, he could come in and go to bed whenever he wanted.

He opened the glass of the dull lamp, whose wick, burnt up and swollen like a drunkard’s nose, came flying off in little carbuncles at the candle’s touch, and scattering hot sparks about, rendered it matter of some difficulty to kindle the lazy taper; when a noise, as of a man snoring deeply some steps higher up, caused him to pause and listen. It was the heavy breathing of a sleeper, close at hand. Some fellow had lain down on the open staircase, and was slumbering soundly. Having lighted the candle at length and opened his own door, he softly ascended, holding the taper high above his head, and peering cautiously about; curious to see what kind of man had chosen so comfortless a shelter for his lodging.

He opened the glass of the dull lamp, which had a wick that was burnt out and swollen like a drunkard’s nose, breaking off in little chunks at the candle’s touch and scattering hot sparks everywhere, making it somewhat difficult to light the lazy candle. Just then, he heard a noise that sounded like a man snoring deeply a few steps up, causing him to pause and listen. It was the heavy breathing of a sleeper nearby. Someone had laid down on the open staircase and was sound asleep. After finally lighting the candle and opening his door, he quietly went up the stairs, holding the candle high above his head and looking around cautiously, curious to see what kind of person had chosen such an uncomfortable place to sleep.

With his head upon the landing and his great limbs flung over half-a-dozen stairs, as carelessly as though he were a dead man whom drunken bearers had thrown down by chance, there lay Hugh, face uppermost, his long hair drooping like some wild weed upon his wooden pillow, and his huge chest heaving with the sounds which so unwontedly disturbed the place and hour.

With his head resting on the landing and his large limbs sprawled over half a dozen stairs, as casually as if he were a dead man that careless bearers had tossed aside, Hugh lay there, face up, his long hair hanging down like some wild weed on his wooden pillow, and his massive chest rising and falling with the unexpected sounds that disturb the place and time.

He who came upon him so unexpectedly was about to break his rest by thrusting him with his foot, when, glancing at his upturned face, he arrested himself in the very action, and stooping down and shading the candle with his hand, examined his features closely. Close as his first inspection was, it did not suffice, for he passed the light, still carefully shaded as before, across and across his face, and yet observed him with a searching eye.

The person who found him so suddenly was about to wake him up by kicking him, but when he looked at his face, he stopped mid-action. He bent down, shielding the candle with his hand, and studied his features carefully. Even though his first look was thorough, it wasn't enough. He moved the light, still carefully covering it, across his face multiple times, examining him with a scrutinizing gaze.

While he was thus engaged, the sleeper, without any starting or turning round, awoke. There was a kind of fascination in meeting his steady gaze so suddenly, which took from the other the presence of mind to withdraw his eyes, and forced him, as it were, to meet his look. So they remained staring at each other, until Mr Chester at last broke silence, and asked him in a low voice, why he lay sleeping there.

While he was busy, the person sleeping woke up without moving or turning around. There was something compelling about suddenly meeting his steady gaze, which made the other person lose their composure and feel compelled to return the look. They stayed staring at each other until Mr. Chester finally broke the silence and quietly asked why he was sleeping there.

‘I thought,’ said Hugh, struggling into a sitting posture and gazing at him intently, still, ‘that you were a part of my dream. It was a curious one. I hope it may never come true, master.’

‘I thought,’ said Hugh, sitting up and looking at him closely, ‘that you were a part of my dream. It was an odd one. I hope it never comes true, master.’

‘What makes you shiver?’

‘What gives you chills?’

‘The—the cold, I suppose,’ he growled, as he shook himself and rose. ‘I hardly know where I am yet.’

‘The—the cold, I guess,’ he grumbled, shaking himself off as he stood up. ‘I can barely tell where I am yet.’

‘Do you know me?’ said Mr Chester.

‘Do you know me?’ Mr. Chester asked.

‘Ay, I know you,’ he answered. ‘I was dreaming of you—we’re not where I thought we were. That’s a comfort.’

‘Yeah, I know you,’ he replied. ‘I was dreaming about you—we’re not where I thought we were. That’s a relief.’

He looked round him as he spoke, and in particular looked above his head, as though he half expected to be standing under some object which had had existence in his dream. Then he rubbed his eyes and shook himself again, and followed his conductor into his own rooms.

He glanced around as he spoke, especially looking up, as if he half expected to be standing under something that had been in his dream. Then he rubbed his eyes and shook himself again, and followed his guide into his own rooms.

Mr Chester lighted the candles which stood upon his dressing-table, and wheeling an easy-chair towards the fire, which was yet burning, stirred up a cheerful blaze, sat down before it, and bade his uncouth visitor ‘Come here,’ and draw his boots off.

Mr. Chester lit the candles on his dressing table, moved an easy chair closer to the still-burning fire, stirred it up for a cheerful blaze, sat down in front of it, and said to his awkward visitor, "Come over here and take off your boots."

‘You have been drinking again, my fine fellow,’ he said, as Hugh went down on one knee, and did as he was told.

‘You’ve been drinking again, my good man,’ he said, as Hugh knelt down and did as he was asked.

‘As I’m alive, master, I’ve walked the twelve long miles, and waited here I don’t know how long, and had no drink between my lips since dinner-time at noon.’

‘As I'm alive, master, I've walked the twelve long miles and waited here I don’t know how long, and I haven't had a drink since lunchtime at noon.’

‘And can you do nothing better, my pleasant friend, than fall asleep, and shake the very building with your snores?’ said Mr Chester. ‘Can’t you dream in your straw at home, dull dog as you are, that you need come here to do it?—Reach me those slippers, and tread softly.’

‘And is there nothing better you can do, my good friend, than fall asleep and shake the whole place with your snoring?’ said Mr. Chester. ‘Can’t you just dream on your straw at home, you dull dog, instead of coming here to do it?—Hand me those slippers and be quiet about it.’

Hugh obeyed in silence.

Hugh complied quietly.

‘And harkee, my dear young gentleman,’ said Mr Chester, as he put them on, ‘the next time you dream, don’t let it be of me, but of some dog or horse with whom you are better acquainted. Fill the glass once—you’ll find it and the bottle in the same place—and empty it to keep yourself awake.’

‘And listen, my dear young man,’ said Mr. Chester, as he put them on, ‘the next time you dream, don’t let it be of me, but of some dog or horse you know better. Fill the glass once—you’ll find it and the bottle in the same spot—and drink it to stay awake.’

Hugh obeyed again even more zealously—and having done so, presented himself before his patron.

Hugh complied once more with even greater enthusiasm—and after doing so, he approached his patron.

‘Now,’ said Mr Chester, ‘what do you want with me?’

‘Now,’ Mr. Chester said, ‘what do you want from me?’

‘There was news to-day,’ returned Hugh. ‘Your son was at our house—came down on horseback. He tried to see the young woman, but couldn’t get sight of her. He left some letter or some message which our Joe had charge of, but he and the old one quarrelled about it when your son had gone, and the old one wouldn’t let it be delivered. He says (that’s the old one does) that none of his people shall interfere and get him into trouble. He’s a landlord, he says, and lives on everybody’s custom.’

‘There was some news today,’ replied Hugh. ‘Your son was at our place—rode down on horseback. He tried to see the young woman, but couldn't catch a glimpse of her. He left a letter or a message that our Joe was supposed to handle, but he and the old man had a fight about it after your son left, and the old man refused to have it delivered. He says (the old man does) that none of his people can interfere and get him into trouble. He claims he's a landlord and relies on everyone else’s business.’

‘He’s a jewel,’ smiled Mr Chester, ‘and the better for being a dull one.—Well?’

‘He’s a gem,’ Mr. Chester smiled, ‘and he’s even better for being a bit boring.—So?’

‘Varden’s daughter—that’s the girl I kissed—’

‘Varden’s daughter—that’s the girl I kissed—’

‘—and stole the bracelet from upon the king’s highway,’ said Mr Chester, composedly. ‘Yes; what of her?’

‘—and took the bracelet from the king’s highway,’ said Mr. Chester, calmly. ‘Yes; what about her?’

‘She wrote a note at our house to the young woman, saying she lost the letter I brought to you, and you burnt. Our Joe was to carry it, but the old one kept him at home all next day, on purpose that he shouldn’t. Next morning he gave it to me to take; and here it is.’

‘She wrote a note at our place to the young woman, saying she lost the letter I brought to you, and you burned. Our Joe was supposed to deliver it, but the old one kept him at home all day the next day on purpose so he wouldn’t. The next morning, he gave it to me to take; and here it is.’

‘You didn’t deliver it then, my good friend?’ said Mr Chester, twirling Dolly’s note between his finger and thumb, and feigning to be surprised.

"You didn’t deliver it, my good friend?" Mr. Chester said, twirling Dolly’s note between his finger and thumb, pretending to be surprised.

‘I supposed you’d want to have it,’ retorted Hugh. ‘Burn one, burn all, I thought.’

"I figured you'd want to have it," Hugh shot back. "Burn one, burn them all, I thought."

‘My devil-may-care acquaintance,’ said Mr Chester—‘really if you do not draw some nicer distinctions, your career will be cut short with most surprising suddenness. Don’t you know that the letter you brought to me, was directed to my son who resides in this very place? And can you descry no difference between his letters and those addressed to other people?’

‘My carefree friend,’ said Mr. Chester, ‘if you don’t start making some better distinctions, your career will come to an unexpectedly abrupt end. Don’t you realize that the letter you brought to me was addressed to my son, who lives right here? And can’t you see any difference between his letters and those sent to other people?’

‘If you don’t want it,’ said Hugh, disconcerted by this reproof, for he had expected high praise, ‘give it me back, and I’ll deliver it. I don’t know how to please you, master.’

‘If you don’t want it,’ said Hugh, feeling uneasy from this criticism, since he had expected a lot of praise, ‘then give it back to me, and I’ll return it. I don’t know how to make you happy, boss.’

‘I shall deliver it,’ returned his patron, putting it away after a moment’s consideration, ‘myself. Does the young lady walk out, on fine mornings?’

"I'll take care of it," his patron replied, putting it away after thinking for a moment. "Does the young lady go for walks on nice mornings?"

‘Mostly—about noon is her usual time.’

‘Mostly—around noon is when she usually does it.’

‘Alone?’

‘By yourself?’

‘Yes, alone.’

"Yeah, alone."

‘Where?’

'Where at?'

‘In the grounds before the house.—Them that the footpath crosses.’

‘In the yard in front of the house.—Those that the footpath crosses.’

‘If the weather should be fine, I may throw myself in her way to-morrow, perhaps,’ said Mr Chester, as coolly as if she were one of his ordinary acquaintance. ‘Mr Hugh, if I should ride up to the Maypole door, you will do me the favour only to have seen me once. You must suppress your gratitude, and endeavour to forget my forbearance in the matter of the bracelet. It is natural it should break out, and it does you honour; but when other folks are by, you must, for your own sake and safety, be as like your usual self as though you owed me no obligation whatever, and had never stood within these walls. You comprehend me?’

“If the weather is nice, I might run into her tomorrow, maybe,” Mr. Chester said, as casually as if she were just one of his regular acquaintances. “Mr. Hugh, if I ride up to the Maypole door, please just pretend you’ve only seen me once. You need to keep your gratitude under control and try to forget that I was lenient about the bracelet. It’s natural for you to feel that way, and it’s commendable, but when there are other people around, for your own good and safety, you need to act as if you owe me nothing and have never been in this place. Do you understand me?”

Hugh understood him perfectly. After a pause he muttered that he hoped his patron would involve him in no trouble about this last letter; for he had kept it back solely with the view of pleasing him. He was continuing in this strain, when Mr Chester with a most beneficent and patronising air cut him short by saying:

Hugh got him completely. After a moment, he quietly expressed his hope that his patron wouldn't get him into any trouble over this last letter, since he had held it back just to please him. He was still talking along those lines when Mr. Chester, with a very kind and condescending demeanor, interrupted him by saying:

‘My good fellow, you have my promise, my word, my sealed bond (for a verbal pledge with me is quite as good), that I will always protect you so long as you deserve it. Now, do set your mind at rest. Keep it at ease, I beg of you. When a man puts himself in my power so thoroughly as you have done, I really feel as though he had a kind of claim upon me. I am more disposed to mercy and forbearance under such circumstances than I can tell you, Hugh. Do look upon me as your protector, and rest assured, I entreat you, that on the subject of that indiscretion, you may preserve, as long as you and I are friends, the lightest heart that ever beat within a human breast. Fill that glass once more to cheer you on your road homewards—I am really quite ashamed to think how far you have to go—and then God bless you for the night.’

‘My friend, you have my promise, my word, my sealed bond (a verbal commitment from me is just as good), that I will always protect you as long as you deserve it. Now, please relax. Keep your mind at ease, I beg you. When a man completely places himself in my hands as you have, I genuinely feel like he has a sort of claim on me. I am more inclined to mercy and patience in such situations than I can express, Hugh. Please see me as your protector, and rest assured, I ask you to maintain the lightest heart that has ever existed as long as you and I are friends regarding that mistake. Fill that glass one more time to lift your spirits on your way home—I truly feel a bit ashamed about how far you have to go—and then God bless you for the night.’

‘They think,’ said Hugh, when he had tossed the liquor down, ‘that I am sleeping soundly in the stable. Ha ha ha! The stable door is shut, but the steed’s gone, master.’

"They think," said Hugh, after he knocked back the drink, "that I'm sleeping peacefully in the stable. Ha ha ha! The stable door is closed, but the horse is gone, boss."

‘You are a most convivial fellow,’ returned his friend, ‘and I love your humour of all things. Good night! Take the greatest possible care of yourself, for my sake!’

'You're such a cheerful guy,' his friend replied, 'and I really appreciate your sense of humor. Good night! Please take care of yourself for my sake!'

It was remarkable that during the whole interview, each had endeavoured to catch stolen glances of the other’s face, and had never looked full at it. They interchanged one brief and hasty glance as Hugh went out, averted their eyes directly, and so separated. Hugh closed the double doors behind him, carefully and without noise; and Mr Chester remained in his easy-chair, with his gaze intently fixed upon the fire.

It was striking that throughout the entire interview, both had tried to steal glances at each other’s faces without actually looking directly at them. They exchanged one quick and hurried glance as Hugh left, then immediately turned their eyes away, parting ways. Hugh quietly closed the double doors behind him, making sure not to make a sound, while Mr. Chester stayed in his armchair, staring intently at the fire.

‘Well!’ he said, after meditating for a long time—and said with a deep sigh and an uneasy shifting of his attitude, as though he dismissed some other subject from his thoughts, and returned to that which had held possession of them all the day—‘the plot thickens; I have thrown the shell; it will explode, I think, in eight-and-forty hours, and should scatter these good folks amazingly. We shall see!’

‘Well!’ he said, after thinking for a long time—and he said it with a deep sigh and an uncomfortable shift in his posture, as if he was pushing aside some other topic from his mind and going back to what had occupied his thoughts all day—‘the plot thickens; I’ve made my move; it should blow up, I think, in forty-eight hours, and it’s going to surprise these good folks a lot. We’ll see!’

He went to bed and fell asleep, but had not slept long when he started up and thought that Hugh was at the outer door, calling in a strange voice, very different from his own, to be admitted. The delusion was so strong upon him, and was so full of that vague terror of the night in which such visions have their being, that he rose, and taking his sheathed sword in his hand, opened the door, and looked out upon the staircase, and towards the spot where Hugh had lain asleep; and even spoke to him by name. But all was dark and quiet, and creeping back to bed again, he fell, after an hour’s uneasy watching, into a second sleep, and woke no more till morning.

He went to bed and fell asleep, but hadn’t been asleep long when he suddenly woke up, thinking that Hugh was at the outer door, calling in a strange voice, very different from his own, to be let in. The illusion was so strong and filled with that vague terror of the night that comes with such visions, that he got up, took his sheathed sword in his hand, opened the door, and looked out onto the staircase and towards the spot where Hugh had been sleeping; he even called out to him by name. But everything was dark and quiet, and after creeping back to bed again, he fell into a second sleep after an hour of restless watching, and didn’t wake up again until morning.





Chapter 29

The thoughts of worldly men are for ever regulated by a moral law of gravitation, which, like the physical one, holds them down to earth. The bright glory of day, and the silent wonders of a starlit night, appeal to their minds in vain. There are no signs in the sun, or in the moon, or in the stars, for their reading. They are like some wise men, who, learning to know each planet by its Latin name, have quite forgotten such small heavenly constellations as Charity, Forbearance, Universal Love, and Mercy, although they shine by night and day so brightly that the blind may see them; and who, looking upward at the spangled sky, see nothing there but the reflection of their own great wisdom and book-learning.

The thoughts of worldly people are constantly shaped by a moral law of attraction that, like the physical one, keeps them grounded. The bright light of day and the quiet wonders of a starlit night appeal to them in vain. There are no messages in the sun, moon, or stars for them to decipher. They are like some intellectuals who, having learned to identify each planet by its Latin name, completely forget about smaller heavenly virtues like Charity, Forbearance, Universal Love, and Mercy, even though they shine so brightly that anyone, even the blind, can see them. When they look up at the starry sky, they see nothing but the reflection of their own great knowledge and academic learning.

It is curious to imagine these people of the world, busy in thought, turning their eyes towards the countless spheres that shine above us, and making them reflect the only images their minds contain. The man who lives but in the breath of princes, has nothing in his sight but stars for courtiers’ breasts. The envious man beholds his neighbours’ honours even in the sky; to the money-hoarder, and the mass of worldly folk, the whole great universe above glitters with sterling coin—fresh from the mint—stamped with the sovereign’s head—coming always between them and heaven, turn where they may. So do the shadows of our own desires stand between us and our better angels, and thus their brightness is eclipsed.

It’s interesting to think about these people in the world, lost in thought, looking up at the countless stars above us, and seeing only the images their minds hold. A man who only cares about the breath of princes sees nothing but stars made for the courtiers. The envious person sees his neighbors’ honors reflected even in the sky; for the money hoarder and the masses, the entire universe above sparkles with coins—just minted, marked with the ruler's face—always coming between them and heaven, no matter where they look. Similarly, the shadows of our desires block us from our better selves, dimming their light.

Everything was fresh and gay, as though the world were but that morning made, when Mr Chester rode at a tranquil pace along the Forest road. Though early in the season, it was warm and genial weather; the trees were budding into leaf, the hedges and the grass were green, the air was musical with songs of birds, and high above them all the lark poured out her richest melody. In shady spots, the morning dew sparkled on each young leaf and blade of grass; and where the sun was shining, some diamond drops yet glistened brightly, as in unwillingness to leave so fair a world, and have such brief existence. Even the light wind, whose rustling was as gentle to the ear as softly-falling water, had its hope and promise; and, leaving a pleasant fragrance in its track as it went fluttering by, whispered of its intercourse with Summer, and of his happy coming.

Everything felt fresh and cheerful, as if the world had just been created that morning, when Mr. Chester rode calmly along the forest road. Even though it was still early in the season, the weather was warm and pleasant; the trees were starting to bud, the hedges and grass were green, and the air was filled with the songs of birds. High above, the lark sang its sweetest melody. In the shady areas, the morning dew sparkled on every young leaf and blade of grass; where the sun shone, some dewdrops still glistened brightly, as if reluctant to leave such a beautiful world after such a short time. Even the light breeze, whose rustling was as soothing as softly falling water, carried a sense of hope and promise; leaving a lovely fragrance in its wake as it passed by, it hinted at its connection with Summer and his joyful arrival.

The solitary rider went glancing on among the trees, from sunlight into shade and back again, at the same even pace—looking about him, certainly, from time to time, but with no greater thought of the day or the scene through which he moved, than that he was fortunate (being choicely dressed) to have such favourable weather. He smiled very complacently at such times, but rather as if he were satisfied with himself than with anything else: and so went riding on, upon his chestnut cob, as pleasant to look upon as his own horse, and probably far less sensitive to the many cheerful influences by which he was surrounded.

The lone rider made his way through the trees, moving from sunlight to shade and back again at a steady pace—glancing around now and then, but giving little thought to the day or the scenery he was passing through, other than feeling lucky (thanks to his sharp outfit) to have such nice weather. He smiled contentedly during these moments, though it seemed more like he was pleased with himself than anything else. And so, he continued riding on his chestnut horse, as pleasant to look at as his horse, and likely much less affected by the many cheerful influences around him.

In the course of time, the Maypole’s massive chimneys rose upon his view: but he quickened not his pace one jot, and with the same cool gravity rode up to the tavern porch. John Willet, who was toasting his red face before a great fire in the bar, and who, with surpassing foresight and quickness of apprehension, had been thinking, as he looked at the blue sky, that if that state of things lasted much longer, it might ultimately become necessary to leave off fires and throw the windows open, issued forth to hold his stirrup; calling lustily for Hugh.

Over time, the Maypole’s huge chimneys came into view, but he didn’t speed up at all and calmly rode up to the tavern porch. John Willet, who was warming his red face by the big fire in the bar, had been thinking, as he gazed at the blue sky, that if the weather stayed like this much longer, it might eventually be necessary to stop using the fire and open the windows. He came out to hold his stirrup, shouting for Hugh.

‘Oh, you’re here, are you, sir?’ said John, rather surprised by the quickness with which he appeared. ‘Take this here valuable animal into the stable, and have more than particular care of him if you want to keep your place. A mortal lazy fellow, sir; he needs a deal of looking after.’

‘Oh, you’re here, aren’t you, sir?’ said John, a bit surprised by how quickly he showed up. ‘Take this valuable animal into the stable, and make sure to take extra care of him if you want to keep your job. He’s a pretty lazy guy, sir; he needs a lot of looking after.’

‘But you have a son,’ returned Mr Chester, giving his bridle to Hugh as he dismounted, and acknowledging his salute by a careless motion of his hand towards his hat. ‘Why don’t you make HIM useful?’

‘But you have a son,’ Mr. Chester replied, handing his reins to Hugh as he got down from his horse, casually acknowledging his salute with a wave of his hand toward his hat. ‘Why don’t you make HIM useful?’

‘Why, the truth is, sir,’ replied John with great importance, ‘that my son—what, you’re a-listening are you, villain?’

‘Well, the truth is, sir,’ replied John with great seriousness, ‘that my son—what, you’re listening, are you, you scoundrel?’

‘Who’s listening?’ returned Hugh angrily. ‘A treat, indeed, to hear YOU speak! Would you have me take him in till he’s cool?’

‘Who’s listening?’ Hugh shot back angrily. ‘A treat, for sure, to hear YOU talk! Would you have me take him in until he calms down?’

‘Walk him up and down further off then, sir,’ cried old John, ‘and when you see me and a noble gentleman entertaining ourselves with talk, keep your distance. If you don’t know your distance, sir,’ added Mr Willet, after an enormously long pause, during which he fixed his great dull eyes on Hugh, and waited with exemplary patience for any little property in the way of ideas that might come to him, ‘we’ll find a way to teach you, pretty soon.’

“Take him for a walk a bit farther away then, sir,” shouted old John, “and when you see me and a distinguished gentleman chatting, stay back. If you don’t know how far to stay back, sir,” Mr. Willet added after a very long pause, during which he stared intently at Hugh, patiently waiting for any sort of idea that might come to him, “we’ll figure out how to teach you soon enough.”

Hugh shrugged his shoulders scornfully, and in his reckless swaggering way, crossed to the other side of the little green, and there, with the bridle slung loosely over his shoulder, led the horse to and fro, glancing at his master every now and then from under his bushy eyebrows, with as sinister an aspect as one would desire to see.

Hugh shrugged his shoulders dismissively and, with his bold swagger, walked over to the other side of the small green space. There, with the bridle casually draped over his shoulder, he led the horse back and forth, occasionally glancing at his master from beneath his bushy eyebrows, with a look as menacing as you could imagine.

Mr Chester, who, without appearing to do so, had eyed him attentively during this brief dispute, stepped into the porch, and turning abruptly to Mr Willet, said,

Mr. Chester, who had been watching him closely during this short argument without making it obvious, stepped into the porch and turned suddenly to Mr. Willet, saying,

‘You keep strange servants, John.’

"You have unusual assistants, John."

‘Strange enough to look at, sir, certainly,’ answered the host; ‘but out of doors; for horses, dogs, and the likes of that; there an’t a better man in England than is that Maypole Hugh yonder. He an’t fit for indoors,’ added Mr Willet, with the confidential air of a man who felt his own superior nature. ‘I do that; but if that chap had only a little imagination, sir—’

“Definitely strange to look at, sir,” the host replied. “But outside—when it comes to horses, dogs, and the like—there isn’t a better man in England than that Maypole Hugh over there. He’s not suited for indoors,” Mr. Willet added, with the knowing attitude of someone who feels superior. “I feel that way; but if that guy only had a bit of imagination, sir—”

‘He’s an active fellow now, I dare swear,’ said Mr Chester, in a musing tone, which seemed to suggest that he would have said the same had there been nobody to hear him.

‘He’s quite the lively guy now, I bet,’ said Mr. Chester, in a thoughtful tone that made it seem like he would have said the same even if no one was around to listen.

‘Active, sir!’ retorted John, with quite an expression in his face; ‘that chap! Hallo there! You, sir! Bring that horse here, and go and hang my wig on the weathercock, to show this gentleman whether you’re one of the lively sort or not.’

‘Active, sir!’ replied John, with a strong look on his face; ‘that guy! Hey there! You, sir! Bring that horse here, and go hang my wig on the weathercock, to show this gentleman whether you’re one of the lively ones or not.’

Hugh made no answer, but throwing the bridle to his master, and snatching his wig from his head, in a manner so unceremonious and hasty that the action discomposed Mr Willet not a little, though performed at his own special desire, climbed nimbly to the very summit of the maypole before the house, and hanging the wig upon the weathercock, sent it twirling round like a roasting jack. Having achieved this performance, he cast it on the ground, and sliding down the pole with inconceivable rapidity, alighted on his feet almost as soon as it had touched the earth.

Hugh didn't respond, but he tossed the bridle to his master, quickly yanked his wig off his head in such an abrupt and hasty way that it unsettled Mr. Willet quite a bit, even though it was exactly what he had requested. He climbed swiftly to the top of the maypole in front of the house, hung the wig on the weathercock, and sent it spinning around like a roasting spit. After pulling off this stunt, he dropped it to the ground and slid down the pole with incredible speed, landing on his feet almost as soon as he hit the ground.

‘There, sir,’ said John, relapsing into his usual stolid state, ‘you won’t see that at many houses, besides the Maypole, where there’s good accommodation for man and beast—nor that neither, though that with him is nothing.’

‘There, sir,’ said John, slipping back into his usual indifferent state, ‘you won’t find that at many places, besides the Maypole, where there’s good lodging for both people and animals—nor that either, though that doesn’t matter to him.’

This last remark bore reference to his vaulting on horseback, as upon Mr Chester’s first visit, and quickly disappearing by the stable gate.

This last comment referred to him jumping on horseback, just like during Mr. Chester's first visit, and quickly vanishing through the stable gate.

‘That with him is nothing,’ repeated Mr Willet, brushing his wig with his wrist, and inwardly resolving to distribute a small charge for dust and damage to that article of dress, through the various items of his guest’s bill; ‘he’ll get out of a’most any winder in the house. There never was such a chap for flinging himself about and never hurting his bones. It’s my opinion, sir, that it’s pretty nearly allowing to his not having any imagination; and that if imagination could be (which it can’t) knocked into him, he’d never be able to do it any more. But we was a-talking, sir, about my son.’

"That guy is nothing," Mr. Willet said again, brushing his wig with his wrist and secretly deciding to add a small fee for dust and damage to his guest’s bill. "He could jump out of almost any window in the house. I've never seen someone throw themselves around like him without getting hurt. I think, sir, it's mostly because he lacks imagination. Even if you could force some imagination into him (which you can't), he still wouldn't be able to do it anymore. But we were talking, sir, about my son."

‘True, Willet, true,’ said his visitor, turning again towards the landlord with his accustomed serenity of face. ‘My good friend, what about him?’

‘That's right, Willet, that’s right,’ said his visitor, turning back to the landlord with his usual calm expression. ‘My good friend, what about him?’

It has been reported that Mr Willet, previously to making answer, winked. But as he was never known to be guilty of such lightness of conduct either before or afterwards, this may be looked upon as a malicious invention of his enemies—founded, perhaps, upon the undisputed circumstance of his taking his guest by the third breast button of his coat, counting downwards from the chin, and pouring his reply into his ear:

It has been reported that Mr. Willet, before responding, winked. But since he was never known to act so frivolously either before or after, this may be seen as a nasty fabrication by his enemies—possibly based on the undeniable fact that he took his guest by the third button of his coat, counting down from the chin, and whispered his reply into his ear:

‘Sir,’ whispered John, with dignity, ‘I know my duty. We want no love-making here, sir, unbeknown to parents. I respect a certain young gentleman, taking him in the light of a young gentleman; I respect a certain young lady, taking her in the light of a young lady; but of the two as a couple, I have no knowledge, sir, none whatever. My son, sir, is upon his patrole.’

‘Sir,’ whispered John, with dignity, ‘I know my duty. We don’t want any secret relationships here, sir, without the parents knowing. I respect a certain young man, seeing him as a young man; I respect a certain young woman, seeing her as a young woman; but as a couple, I have no knowledge of them, sir, none at all. My son, sir, is on his patrol.’

‘I thought I saw him looking through the corner window but this moment,’ said Mr Chester, who naturally thought that being on patrole, implied walking about somewhere.

‘I thought I saw him looking through the corner window at this moment,’ said Mr. Chester, who naturally believed that being on patrol meant walking around somewhere.

‘No doubt you did, sir,’ returned John. ‘He is upon his patrole of honour, sir, not to leave the premises. Me and some friends of mine that use the Maypole of an evening, sir, considered what was best to be done with him, to prevent his doing anything unpleasant in opposing your desires; and we’ve put him on his patrole. And what’s more, sir, he won’t be off his patrole for a pretty long time to come, I can tell you that.’

‘No doubt you did, sir,’ replied John. ‘He’s on his honor patrol, sir, and isn’t leaving the premises. Some friends and I, who hang out at the Maypole in the evenings, thought about what to do with him to stop him from causing any trouble for you; so we’ve put him on his patrol. And I can assure you, sir, he won’t be off that patrol anytime soon.’

When he had communicated this bright idea, which had its origin in the perusal by the village cronies of a newspaper, containing, among other matters, an account of how some officer pending the sentence of some court-martial had been enlarged on parole, Mr Willet drew back from his guest’s ear, and without any visible alteration of feature, chuckled thrice audibly. This nearest approach to a laugh in which he ever indulged (and that but seldom and only on extreme occasions), never even curled his lip or effected the smallest change in—no, not so much as a slight wagging of—his great, fat, double chin, which at these times, as at all others, remained a perfect desert in the broad map of his face; one changeless, dull, tremendous blank.

When he shared this great idea, which came from the village gossip reading a newspaper that included a story about how an officer awaiting a court-martial sentence had been released on parole, Mr. Willet pulled back from his guest's ear and chuckled three times, without changing his expression. This was the closest he ever got to laughing (which was rare and only happened on very special occasions); it didn’t even make him curl his lip or cause the slightest movement in—no, not even a little shake of—his large, fat, double chin, which, during those moments as at all others, remained an unchanging, dull, enormous void in the broad landscape of his face; one uniform, lifeless, massive blank.

Lest it should be matter of surprise to any, that Mr Willet adopted this bold course in opposition to one whom he had often entertained, and who had always paid his way at the Maypole gallantly, it may be remarked that it was his very penetration and sagacity in this respect, which occasioned him to indulge in those unusual demonstrations of jocularity, just now recorded. For Mr Willet, after carefully balancing father and son in his mental scales, had arrived at the distinct conclusion that the old gentleman was a better sort of a customer than the young one. Throwing his landlord into the same scale, which was already turned by this consideration, and heaping upon him, again, his strong desires to run counter to the unfortunate Joe, and his opposition as a general principle to all matters of love and matrimony, it went down to the very ground straightway, and sent the light cause of the younger gentleman flying upwards to the ceiling. Mr Chester was not the kind of man to be by any means dim-sighted to Mr Willet’s motives, but he thanked him as graciously as if he had been one of the most disinterested martyrs that ever shone on earth; and leaving him, with many complimentary reliances on his great taste and judgment, to prepare whatever dinner he might deem most fitting the occasion, bent his steps towards the Warren.

To avoid surprising anyone, it's worth noting that Mr. Willet took this bold step against someone he had frequently entertained and who had always paid his way at the Maypole without hesitation. It was his sharp insight and wisdom that led him to show those unusual moments of humor just mentioned. After thoughtfully weighing both the father and son in his mind, Mr. Willet concluded that the old gentleman was a better character than the younger one. When he considered his landlord as well, which tipped the scales further in this direction, along with his strong desire to oppose the unfortunate Joe and his general disdain for love and marriage, the balance tipped fully against the younger man. Mr. Chester wasn't blind to Mr. Willet's intentions, but he expressed his gratitude as graciously as if Willet were one of the most selfless heroes to ever walk the earth. After thanking him and complimenting his excellent taste and judgment, he headed toward the Warren, leaving Willet to prepare whatever dinner he thought appropriate for the occasion.

Dressed with more than his usual elegance; assuming a gracefulness of manner, which, though it was the result of long study, sat easily upon him and became him well; composing his features into their most serene and prepossessing expression; and setting in short that guard upon himself, at every point, which denoted that he attached no slight importance to the impression he was about to make; he entered the bounds of Miss Haredale’s usual walk. He had not gone far, or looked about him long, when he descried coming towards him, a female figure. A glimpse of the form and dress as she crossed a little wooden bridge which lay between them, satisfied him that he had found her whom he desired to see. He threw himself in her way, and a very few paces brought them close together.

Dressed more elegantly than usual and carrying himself with a gracefulness that, although the result of careful practice, felt natural and suited him well; he arranged his features into their most calm and attractive expression, taking care to present himself in a way that clearly showed he valued the impression he was about to make. He stepped into the area where Miss Haredale usually walked. He hadn’t gone far or looked around for long when he noticed a woman coming toward him. A quick glimpse of her figure and outfit as she crossed a small wooden bridge confirmed that she was the person he wanted to see. He stepped into her path, and just a few strides brought them close together.

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He raised his hat from his head, and yielding the path, suffered her to pass him. Then, as if the idea had but that moment occurred to him, he turned hastily back and said in an agitated voice:

He took off his hat and stepped aside to let her pass. Then, as if the thought had just occurred to him, he quickly turned back and said in a shaky voice:

‘I beg pardon—do I address Miss Haredale?’

‘I’m sorry—am I speaking to Miss Haredale?’

She stopped in some confusion at being so unexpectedly accosted by a stranger; and answered ‘Yes.’

She paused in confusion at being approached so unexpectedly by a stranger and replied, "Yes."

‘Something told me,’ he said, LOOKING a compliment to her beauty, ‘that it could be no other. Miss Haredale, I bear a name which is not unknown to you—which it is a pride, and yet a pain to me to know, sounds pleasantly in your ears. I am a man advanced in life, as you see. I am the father of him whom you honour and distinguish above all other men. May I for weighty reasons which fill me with distress, beg but a minute’s conversation with you here?’

“Something told me,” he said, giving her a flattering look, “that it could only be you. Miss Haredale, I carry a name that you’re probably familiar with—one that brings me both pride and pain to know sounds nice when you hear it. As you can see, I’m a man of some age. I am the father of the one whom you hold in higher regard than all other men. May I, for important reasons that trouble me, ask for just a minute of your time to talk here?”

Who that was inexperienced in deceit, and had a frank and youthful heart, could doubt the speaker’s truth—could doubt it too, when the voice that spoke, was like the faint echo of one she knew so well, and so much loved to hear? She inclined her head, and stopping, cast her eyes upon the ground.

Who could doubt the speaker's honesty if they were innocent of deceit and had a sincere, youthful heart? Especially when the voice sounded like a soft echo of someone she knew so well and loved to hear? She lowered her head and paused, looking down at the ground.

‘A little more apart—among these trees. It is an old man’s hand, Miss Haredale; an honest one, believe me.’

‘A bit farther away—among these trees. It’s an old man’s hand, Miss Haredale; it’s a genuine one, trust me.’

She put hers in it as he said these words, and suffered him to lead her to a neighbouring seat.

She placed hers in it as he said this, and let him guide her to a nearby seat.

‘You alarm me, sir,’ she said in a low voice. ‘You are not the bearer of any ill news, I hope?’

‘You worry me, sir,’ she said quietly. ‘You’re not bringing any bad news, I hope?’

‘Of none that you anticipate,’ he answered, sitting down beside her. ‘Edward is well—quite well. It is of him I wish to speak, certainly; but I have no misfortune to communicate.’

‘None that you expect,’ he said, sitting down next to her. ‘Edward is fine—really fine. It’s him I want to talk about, for sure; but I don’t have any bad news to share.’

She bowed her head again, and made as though she would have begged him to proceed; but said nothing.

She lowered her head again and seemed like she wanted to ask him to continue; but she stayed silent.

‘I am sensible that I speak to you at a disadvantage, dear Miss Haredale. Believe me that I am not so forgetful of the feelings of my younger days as not to know that you are little disposed to view me with favour. You have heard me described as cold-hearted, calculating, selfish—’

‘I know I’m at a disadvantage talking to you, dear Miss Haredale. Believe me, I remember my younger days well enough to realize that you’re not likely to see me in a good light. You’ve heard me referred to as cold-hearted, calculating, selfish—’

‘I have never, sir,’—she interposed with an altered manner and a firmer voice; ‘I have never heard you spoken of in harsh or disrespectful terms. You do a great wrong to Edward’s nature if you believe him capable of any mean or base proceeding.’

‘I have never, sir,’—she interrupted with a changed tone and a stronger voice; ‘I have never heard anyone speak of you in harsh or disrespectful ways. You do a great disservice to Edward’s character if you think he is capable of anything low or dishonorable.’

‘Pardon me, my sweet young lady, but your uncle—’

‘Excuse me, my dear young lady, but your uncle—’

‘Nor is it my uncle’s nature either,’ she replied, with a heightened colour in her cheek. ‘It is not his nature to stab in the dark, nor is it mine to love such deeds.’

‘It’s not my uncle’s nature either,’ she responded, her cheeks flushing. ‘He doesn’t stab in the dark, and neither do I love such actions.’

She rose as she spoke, and would have left him; but he detained her with a gentle hand, and besought her in such persuasive accents to hear him but another minute, that she was easily prevailed upon to comply, and so sat down again.

She stood up as she spoke and would have left him; but he gently held her back and asked her in such convincing tones to listen to him for just one more minute that she easily agreed and sat down again.

‘And it is,’ said Mr Chester, looking upward, and apostrophising the air; ‘it is this frank, ingenuous, noble nature, Ned, that you can wound so lightly. Shame—shame upon you, boy!’

“And it is,” said Mr. Chester, looking up and addressing the air; “it is this open, honest, noble nature, Ned, that you can hurt so easily. Shame—shame on you, boy!”

She turned towards him quickly, and with a scornful look and flashing eyes. There were tears in Mr Chester’s eyes, but he dashed them hurriedly away, as though unwilling that his weakness should be known, and regarded her with mingled admiration and compassion.

She turned to him quickly, her expression full of disdain and her eyes sparkling. Mr. Chester had tears in his eyes, but he quickly wiped them away, not wanting to show his vulnerability, and looked at her with a mix of admiration and sympathy.

‘I never until now,’ he said, ‘believed, that the frivolous actions of a young man could move me like these of my own son. I never knew till now, the worth of a woman’s heart, which boys so lightly win, and lightly fling away. Trust me, dear young lady, that I never until now did know your worth; and though an abhorrence of deceit and falsehood has impelled me to seek you out, and would have done so had you been the poorest and least gifted of your sex, I should have lacked the fortitude to sustain this interview could I have pictured you to my imagination as you really are.’

‘I never realized until now,’ he said, ‘that the silly actions of a young man could affect me the way those of my own son do. I never understood until now the value of a woman’s heart, which boys easily win and just as easily throw away. Trust me, dear young lady, I didn’t know your worth until now; and even though my dislike for deceit and falsehood pushed me to find you, and I would have done so even if you were the poorest and least talented of your kind, I wouldn’t have had the strength to handle this meeting if I could have imagined you as you truly are.’

Oh! If Mrs Varden could have seen the virtuous gentleman as he said these words, with indignation sparkling from his eyes—if she could have heard his broken, quavering voice—if she could have beheld him as he stood bareheaded in the sunlight, and with unwonted energy poured forth his eloquence!

Oh! If Mrs. Varden could have seen the righteous gentleman as he said these words, with indignation shining in his eyes—if she could have heard his shaky, faltering voice—if she could have watched him standing bareheaded in the sunlight, passionately sharing his thoughts!

With a haughty face, but pale and trembling too, Emma regarded him in silence. She neither spoke nor moved, but gazed upon him as though she would look into his heart.

With a proud expression, but also pale and shaking, Emma stared at him in silence. She didn’t say a word or make a move, but looked at him as if she were trying to see into his heart.

‘I throw off,’ said Mr Chester, ‘the restraint which natural affection would impose on some men, and reject all bonds but those of truth and duty. Miss Haredale, you are deceived; you are deceived by your unworthy lover, and my unworthy son.’

“I throw off,” said Mr. Chester, “the restraint that natural affection would place on some people, and I reject all ties except those of truth and duty. Miss Haredale, you are being deceived; you are being misled by your unworthy lover and my unworthy son.”

Still she looked at him steadily, and still said not one word.

Still, she stared at him steadily and still didn't say a word.

‘I have ever opposed his professions of love for you; you will do me the justice, dear Miss Haredale, to remember that. Your uncle and myself were enemies in early life, and if I had sought retaliation, I might have found it here. But as we grow older, we grow wiser—bitter, I would fain hope—and from the first, I have opposed him in this attempt. I foresaw the end, and would have spared you, if I could.’

"I've always opposed his declarations of love for you; you will do me the favor, dear Miss Haredale, to remember that. Your uncle and I were enemies in our youth, and if I had wanted revenge, I might have found it right here. But as we get older, we become wiser—bitter, I hope—and from the very beginning, I've stood against him in this effort. I saw the outcome coming and would have spared you, if I could."

‘Speak plainly, sir,’ she faltered. ‘You deceive me, or are deceived yourself. I do not believe you—I cannot—I should not.’

“Speak clearly, sir,” she hesitated. “You’re either deceiving me or you’re misled yourself. I don't believe you—I can’t—I shouldn’t.”

‘First,’ said Mr Chester, soothingly, ‘for there may be in your mind some latent angry feeling to which I would not appeal, pray take this letter. It reached my hands by chance, and by mistake, and should have accounted to you (as I am told) for my son’s not answering some other note of yours. God forbid, Miss Haredale,’ said the good gentleman, with great emotion, ‘that there should be in your gentle breast one causeless ground of quarrel with him. You should know, and you will see, that he was in no fault here.’

“First,” Mr. Chester said soothingly, “I understand you might have some lingering anger that I don’t want to provoke. Please, take this letter. It came to me by chance and by mistake, and it should have explained why my son hasn’t responded to one of your other notes. God forbid, Miss Haredale,” the kind gentleman said with deep emotion, “that there would be any unfounded reason for you to be upset with him. You should know, and you will see, that he is not to blame in this situation.”

There appeared something so very candid, so scrupulously honourable, so very truthful and just in this course—something which rendered the upright person who resorted to it, so worthy of belief—that Emma’s heart, for the first time, sunk within her. She turned away and burst into tears.

There was something so open, so genuinely honorable, so incredibly truthful and fair about this approach—something that made the honest person who took it so deserving of trust—that Emma’s heart, for the first time, sank. She turned away and broke down in tears.

‘I would,’ said Mr Chester, leaning over her, and speaking in mild and quite venerable accents; ‘I would, dear girl, it were my task to banish, not increase, those tokens of your grief. My son, my erring son,—I will not call him deliberately criminal in this, for men so young, who have been inconstant twice or thrice before, act without reflection, almost without a knowledge of the wrong they do,—will break his plighted faith to you; has broken it even now. Shall I stop here, and having given you this warning, leave it to be fulfilled; or shall I go on?’

"I would," said Mr. Chester, leaning over her and speaking in a gentle and quite aged tone, "I would, dear girl, that my job were to remove, not add to, those signs of your sorrow. My son, my misguided son—I won't say he is deliberately wrong for this, because young men who have been unfaithful once or twice before act without thinking, almost without realizing the harm they cause—will break his promise to you; he has already done so. Should I stop here and, having given you this warning, let it play out; or should I continue?"

‘You will go on, sir,’ she answered, ‘and speak more plainly yet, in justice both to him and me.’

"You will continue, sir," she replied, "and speak more clearly yet, for the sake of both him and me."

‘My dear girl,’ said Mr Chester, bending over her more affectionately still; ‘whom I would call my daughter, but the Fates forbid, Edward seeks to break with you upon a false and most unwarrantable pretence. I have it on his own showing; in his own hand. Forgive me, if I have had a watch upon his conduct; I am his father; I had a regard for your peace and his honour, and no better resource was left me. There lies on his desk at this present moment, ready for transmission to you, a letter, in which he tells you that our poverty—our poverty; his and mine, Miss Haredale—forbids him to pursue his claim upon your hand; in which he offers, voluntarily proposes, to free you from your pledge; and talks magnanimously (men do so, very commonly, in such cases) of being in time more worthy of your regard—and so forth. A letter, to be plain, in which he not only jilts you—pardon the word; I would summon to your aid your pride and dignity—not only jilts you, I fear, in favour of the object whose slighting treatment first inspired his brief passion for yourself and gave it birth in wounded vanity, but affects to make a merit and a virtue of the act.’

‘My dear girl,’ said Mr. Chester, leaning in closer with even more affection, ‘I would call you my daughter, but fate has other plans. Edward is trying to end things with you over a false and completely unjust excuse. I have proof straight from him; it's in his own handwriting. I hope you can forgive me for keeping an eye on his behavior. I’m his father, and I care about your happiness and his integrity, and this was my only option. Right now, on his desk, there’s a letter ready to be sent to you, in which he states that our financial troubles—our financial troubles; his and mine, Miss Haredale—prevent him from asking for your hand. In that letter, he voluntarily offers to release you from your promise and talks bravely (men often do, in these situations) about how he’ll someday be more deserving of your affection—and all that. To be blunt, it’s a letter in which he not only rejects you—excuse the word; I want to remind you of your pride and dignity—not only rejects you, but I fear he’s turning to the person who first disrespected him and fueled his brief infatuation with you out of wounded pride, while pretending that his decision is honorable and noble.’

She glanced proudly at him once more, as by an involuntary impulse, and with a swelling breast rejoined, ‘If what you say be true, he takes much needless trouble, sir, to compass his design. He’s very tender of my peace of mind. I quite thank him.’

She looked at him proudly one more time, almost without thinking, and with a proud heart replied, “If what you’re saying is true, he’s putting in a lot of unnecessary effort to achieve his goal. He really cares about my peace of mind. I truly appreciate it.”

‘The truth of what I tell you, dear young lady,’ he replied, ‘you will test by the receipt or non-receipt of the letter of which I speak. Haredale, my dear fellow, I am delighted to see you, although we meet under singular circumstances, and upon a melancholy occasion. I hope you are very well.’

‘The truth of what I'm saying to you, dear young lady,’ he replied, ‘you will find out by whether you receive the letter I mentioned or not. Haredale, my good friend, I'm really glad to see you, even though we meet in unusual circumstances and for a sad reason. I hope you're doing well.’

At these words the young lady raised her eyes, which were filled with tears; and seeing that her uncle indeed stood before them, and being quite unequal to the trial of hearing or of speaking one word more, hurriedly withdrew, and left them. They stood looking at each other, and at her retreating figure, and for a long time neither of them spoke.

At these words, the young woman looked up, her eyes brimming with tears; and seeing that her uncle was really there with them, and feeling completely unable to bear hearing or saying anything more, she quickly left. They stood there, looking at each other and at her fading figure, and for a long time, neither of them said a word.

‘What does this mean? Explain it,’ said Mr Haredale at length. ‘Why are you here, and why with her?’

‘What does this mean? Explain it,’ said Mr. Haredale after a while. ‘Why are you here, and why with her?’

‘My dear friend,’ rejoined the other, resuming his accustomed manner with infinite readiness, and throwing himself upon the bench with a weary air, ‘you told me not very long ago, at that delightful old tavern of which you are the esteemed proprietor (and a most charming establishment it is for persons of rural pursuits and in robust health, who are not liable to take cold), that I had the head and heart of an evil spirit in all matters of deception. I thought at the time; I really did think; you flattered me. But now I begin to wonder at your discernment, and vanity apart, do honestly believe you spoke the truth. Did you ever counterfeit extreme ingenuousness and honest indignation? My dear fellow, you have no conception, if you never did, how faint the effort makes one.’

‘My dear friend,’ the other replied, quickly falling back into his usual manner and throwing himself onto the bench with a tired look, ‘not long ago, at that lovely old tavern you run (and it really is a charming place for people who enjoy outdoor activities and are in good health, who aren’t prone to catching colds), you told me that I had the mind and heart of a wicked spirit when it comes to deception. I genuinely thought at the time; I really did think; you were just flattering me. But now I’m starting to question your judgment, and aside from my vanity, I honestly believe you were telling the truth. Have you ever pretended to be completely sincere and genuinely outraged? My dear friend, if you haven’t, you can't imagine how exhausting that effort is.’

Mr Haredale surveyed him with a look of cold contempt. ‘You may evade an explanation, I know,’ he said, folding his arms. ‘But I must have it. I can wait.’

Mr. Haredale looked at him with a cold, contemptuous stare. “I know you can avoid giving an explanation,” he said, crossing his arms. “But I need it. I can wait.”

‘Not at all. Not at all, my good fellow. You shall not wait a moment,’ returned his friend, as he lazily crossed his legs. ‘The simplest thing in the world. It lies in a nutshell. Ned has written her a letter—a boyish, honest, sentimental composition, which remains as yet in his desk, because he hasn’t had the heart to send it. I have taken a liberty, for which my parental affection and anxiety are a sufficient excuse, and possessed myself of the contents. I have described them to your niece (a most enchanting person, Haredale; quite an angelic creature), with a little colouring and description adapted to our purpose. It’s done. You may be quite easy. It’s all over. Deprived of their adherents and mediators; her pride and jealousy roused to the utmost; with nobody to undeceive her, and you to confirm me; you will find that their intercourse will close with her answer. If she receives Ned’s letter by to-morrow noon, you may date their parting from to-morrow night. No thanks, I beg; you owe me none. I have acted for myself; and if I have forwarded our compact with all the ardour even you could have desired, I have done so selfishly, indeed.’

“Not at all. Not at all, my friend. You won’t have to wait a second,” his friend replied, casually crossing his legs. “It’s the simplest thing in the world. It’s all very straightforward. Ned wrote her a letter—a youthful, sincere, heartfelt note that’s still sitting in his desk because he hasn’t had the courage to send it. I took the liberty, which my parental love and concern justify, to see its contents. I described them to your niece (a truly delightful person, Haredale; quite an angelic being), adding a little embellishment to fit our needs. It’s done. You can rest easy. It’s all settled. With her supporters and mediators gone; her pride and jealousy stirred to the max; with no one to set her straight, and you there to back me up; you’ll find that their communication will end after her reply. If she gets Ned’s letter by tomorrow noon, you can mark their separation starting from tomorrow night. No need for thanks; you owe me none. I acted out of my own interests, and if I’ve pushed our agreement with all the enthusiasm even you could want, I’ve done so selfishly, for sure.”

‘I curse the compact, as you call it, with my whole heart and soul,’ returned the other. ‘It was made in an evil hour. I have bound myself to a lie; I have leagued myself with you; and though I did so with a righteous motive, and though it cost me such an effort as haply few men know, I hate and despise myself for the deed.’

‘I curse the agreement, as you call it, with all my heart and soul,’ replied the other. ‘It was made at a terrible time. I have tied myself to a lie; I have allied myself with you; and even though I did it for a good reason, and even though it took me more effort than most can understand, I hate and despise myself for what I’ve done.’

‘You are very warm,’ said Mr Chester with a languid smile.

"You are very warm," Mr. Chester said with a lazy smile.

‘I AM warm. I am maddened by your coldness. ‘Death, Chester, if your blood ran warmer in your veins, and there were no restraints upon me, such as those that hold and drag me back—well; it is done; you tell me so, and on such a point I may believe you. When I am most remorseful for this treachery, I will think of you and your marriage, and try to justify myself in such remembrances, for having torn asunder Emma and your son, at any cost. Our bond is cancelled now, and we may part.’

‘I feel warm. Your coldness drives me crazy. ‘Chester, if your blood flowed warmer, and there were no restraints holding me back—well; it's done; you say so, and I might just believe you on that. When I feel the most guilty about this betrayal, I’ll think of you and your marriage, and I’ll try to justify my actions in those memories, for having torn apart Emma and your son, no matter the cost. Our connection is broken now, and we can go our separate ways.’

Mr Chester kissed his hand gracefully; and with the same tranquil face he had preserved throughout—even when he had seen his companion so tortured and transported by his passion that his whole frame was shaken—lay in his lounging posture on the seat and watched him as he walked away.

Mr. Chester kissed his hand elegantly; and with the same calm expression he had kept the entire time—even when he saw his companion so tormented and overwhelmed by his feelings that his whole body was shaking—he relaxed on the seat and watched him walk away.

‘My scapegoat and my drudge at school,’ he said, raising his head to look after him; ‘my friend of later days, who could not keep his mistress when he had won her, and threw me in her way to carry off the prize; I triumph in the present and the past. Bark on, ill-favoured, ill-conditioned cur; fortune has ever been with me—I like to hear you.’

‘My scapegoat and my laborer at school,’ he said, lifting his head to watch him go; ‘my later friend, who couldn’t hold onto his girlfriend after winning her, and pushed me into her path to take the prize; I take pride in both the present and the past. Keep barking, ugly, ill-tempered mutt; luck has always been on my side—I enjoy hearing you.’

The spot where they had met, was in an avenue of trees. Mr Haredale not passing out on either hand, had walked straight on. He chanced to turn his head when at some considerable distance, and seeing that his late companion had by that time risen and was looking after him, stood still as though he half expected him to follow and waited for his coming up.

The place where they had met was along a tree-lined avenue. Mr. Haredale, not veering off in either direction, kept walking straight ahead. He happened to glance back after a good distance and saw that his former companion had gotten up and was watching him. He stopped, as if half expecting him to catch up, and waited for him to arrive.

‘It MAY come to that one day, but not yet,’ said Mr Chester, waving his hand, as though they were the best of friends, and turning away. ‘Not yet, Haredale. Life is pleasant enough to me; dull and full of heaviness to you. No. To cross swords with such a man—to indulge his humour unless upon extremity—would be weak indeed.’

“It might come to that one day, but not yet,” said Mr. Chester, waving his hand as if they were the best of friends and turning away. “Not yet, Haredale. Life is pleasant enough for me; dull and heavy for you. No. To cross swords with someone like him—to indulge his humor unless absolutely necessary—would be really weak.”

For all that, he drew his sword as he walked along, and in an absent humour ran his eye from hilt to point full twenty times. But thoughtfulness begets wrinkles; remembering this, he soon put it up, smoothed his contracted brow, hummed a gay tune with greater gaiety of manner, and was his unruffled self again.

For all that, he pulled out his sword as he walked, absentmindedly looking over it from hilt to tip twenty times. But being lost in thought creates frowns; remembering this, he quickly sheathed it, relaxed his worried expression, and started humming a cheerful tune, regaining his usual easygoing demeanor.





Chapter 30

A homely proverb recognises the existence of a troublesome class of persons who, having an inch conceded them, will take an ell. Not to quote the illustrious examples of those heroic scourges of mankind, whose amiable path in life has been from birth to death through blood, and fire, and ruin, and who would seem to have existed for no better purpose than to teach mankind that as the absence of pain is pleasure, so the earth, purged of their presence, may be deemed a blessed place—not to quote such mighty instances, it will be sufficient to refer to old John Willet.

A familiar saying acknowledges a bothersome group of people who, when given an inch, will take a mile. Without mentioning the famous examples of those notorious tormentors of humanity, whose pleasant life journey has been filled with blood, fire, and destruction, and who appear to have existed solely to show people that while the absence of pain is pleasure, the world, rid of their presence, can be considered a blessed place—without citing such powerful examples, it’s enough to mention old John Willet.

Old John having long encroached a good standard inch, full measure, on the liberty of Joe, and having snipped off a Flemish ell in the matter of the parole, grew so despotic and so great, that his thirst for conquest knew no bounds. The more young Joe submitted, the more absolute old John became. The ell soon faded into nothing. Yards, furlongs, miles arose; and on went old John in the pleasantest manner possible, trimming off an exuberance in this place, shearing away some liberty of speech or action in that, and conducting himself in his small way with as much high mightiness and majesty, as the most glorious tyrant that ever had his statue reared in the public ways, of ancient or of modern times.

Old John had long taken advantage of Joe's freedom, overstepping boundaries and cutting back on his rights, and he became so controlling and powerful that his desire for dominance was limitless. The more young Joe went along with it, the more authoritative old John became. The small encroachments soon disappeared entirely. Yards, furlongs, miles piled up; and old John continued on, happily trimming away some freedoms here, restricting Joe's speech or actions there, conducting himself with as much arrogance and grandeur as any tyrant who ever had a statue erected in public, whether in ancient or modern times.

As great men are urged on to the abuse of power (when they need urging, which is not often), by their flatterers and dependents, so old John was impelled to these exercises of authority by the applause and admiration of his Maypole cronies, who, in the intervals of their nightly pipes and pots, would shake their heads and say that Mr Willet was a father of the good old English sort; that there were no new-fangled notions or modern ways in him; that he put them in mind of what their fathers were when they were boys; that there was no mistake about him; that it would be well for the country if there were more like him, and more was the pity that there were not; with many other original remarks of that nature. Then they would condescendingly give Joe to understand that it was all for his good, and he would be thankful for it one day; and in particular, Mr Cobb would acquaint him, that when he was his age, his father thought no more of giving him a parental kick, or a box on the ears, or a cuff on the head, or some little admonition of that sort, than he did of any other ordinary duty of life; and he would further remark, with looks of great significance, that but for this judicious bringing up, he might have never been the man he was at that present speaking; which was probable enough, as he was, beyond all question, the dullest dog of the party. In short, between old John and old John’s friends, there never was an unfortunate young fellow so bullied, badgered, worried, fretted, and brow-beaten; so constantly beset, or made so tired of his life, as poor Joe Willet.

As influential people are often pushed towards the misuse of power (when they actually need pushing, which isn’t very often) by those who flatter and rely on them, old John was encouraged in his authoritative ways by the cheers and admiration of his Maypole buddies. During their nightly smoke and drink sessions, they would shake their heads and say that Mr. Willet was a true, old-fashioned father; that he didn’t have any of those newfangled ideas or modern practices; that he reminded them of what their dads were like when they were young; that there was no mistaking him; that it would be great for the country if there were more people like him, and how unfortunate it was that there weren't; along with many other unique comments of that nature. Then, they would patronizingly let Joe know that all of this was for his benefit, and that he would appreciate it someday; and especially Mr. Cobb would tell him that when he was Joe's age, his father thought nothing of giving him a kick, a slap on the ears, a cuff on the head, or some other little piece of advice, as if it were just another ordinary part of life; and he would add, with very significant looks, that if it weren't for this smart upbringing, he might never have become the man he was at that moment; which was probably true, since he was without a doubt the dullest guy in the group. In short, between old John and his friends, there had never been an unfortunate young man so bullied, pestered, worried, annoyed, and browbeaten; so constantly harassed, or made so fed up with life, as poor Joe Willet.

This had come to be the recognised and established state of things; but as John was very anxious to flourish his supremacy before the eyes of Mr Chester, he did that day exceed himself, and did so goad and chafe his son and heir, that but for Joe’s having made a solemn vow to keep his hands in his pockets when they were not otherwise engaged, it is impossible to say what he might have done with them. But the longest day has an end, and at length Mr Chester came downstairs to mount his horse, which was ready at the door.

This had become the recognized and established situation; but since John was eager to show off his authority in front of Mr. Chester, he really went overboard that day, provoking and irritating his son and heir so much that if Joe hadn’t made a serious vow to keep his hands in his pockets when they weren’t otherwise occupied, it’s hard to say what he might have done with them. But every long day eventually comes to an end, and finally, Mr. Chester came downstairs to get on his horse, which was waiting at the door.

As old John was not in the way at the moment, Joe, who was sitting in the bar ruminating on his dismal fate and the manifold perfections of Dolly Varden, ran out to hold the guest’s stirrup and assist him to mount. Mr Chester was scarcely in the saddle, and Joe was in the very act of making him a graceful bow, when old John came diving out of the porch, and collared him.

As old John wasn’t in the way at the moment, Joe, who was sitting at the bar thinking about his gloomy situation and all the wonderful things about Dolly Varden, ran out to hold the guest’s stirrup and help him mount. Mr. Chester was barely in the saddle, and Joe was just about to give him a nice bow when old John came rushing out of the porch and grabbed him.

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‘None of that, sir,’ said John, ‘none of that, sir. No breaking of patroles. How dare you come out of the door, sir, without leave? You’re trying to get away, sir, are you, and to make a traitor of yourself again? What do you mean, sir?’

‘None of that, sir,’ John said. ‘None of that, sir. No breaking curfew. How dare you come out of the door, sir, without permission? You’re trying to sneak away, are you, and make a traitor of yourself again? What do you mean, sir?’

‘Let me go, father,’ said Joe, imploringly, as he marked the smile upon their visitor’s face, and observed the pleasure his disgrace afforded him. ‘This is too bad. Who wants to get away?’

‘Let me go, Dad,’ Joe said earnestly, noticing the smile on their visitor’s face and seeing the satisfaction his embarrassment brought him. ‘This is unfair. Who wants to stay?’

‘Who wants to get away!’ cried John, shaking him. ‘Why you do, sir, you do. You’re the boy, sir,’ added John, collaring with one hand, and aiding the effect of a farewell bow to the visitor with the other, ‘that wants to sneak into houses, and stir up differences between noble gentlemen and their sons, are you, eh? Hold your tongue, sir.’

‘Who wants to get away!’ shouted John, shaking him. ‘You do, sir, you really do. You’re the one, sir,’ John continued, grabbing him with one hand and dramatically waving goodbye to the visitor with the other, ‘who wants to sneak into houses and create trouble between noble gentlemen and their sons, aren’t you, huh? Shut your mouth, sir.’

Joe made no effort to reply. It was the crowning circumstance of his degradation. He extricated himself from his father’s grasp, darted an angry look at the departing guest, and returned into the house.

Joe didn't bother to respond. It was the final blow to his dignity. He pulled away from his father's hold, shot a furious glance at the leaving guest, and went back inside the house.

‘But for her,’ thought Joe, as he threw his arms upon a table in the common room, and laid his head upon them, ‘but for Dolly, who I couldn’t bear should think me the rascal they would make me out to be if I ran away, this house and I should part to-night.’

‘But for her,’ thought Joe, as he threw his arms onto a table in the common room and rested his head on them, ‘but for Dolly, who I couldn’t stand thinking I was the scoundrel they would claim I was if I ran away, I would leave this house tonight.’

It being evening by this time, Solomon Daisy, Tom Cobb, and Long Parkes, were all in the common room too, and had from the window been witnesses of what had just occurred. Mr Willet joining them soon afterwards, received the compliments of the company with great composure, and lighting his pipe, sat down among them.

It was evening by then, and Solomon Daisy, Tom Cobb, and Long Parkes were all in the common room too, having watched what had just happened from the window. Mr. Willet joined them shortly after, accepted the group's compliments with ease, and lit his pipe before sitting down with them.

‘We’ll see, gentlemen,’ said John, after a long pause, ‘who’s the master of this house, and who isn’t. We’ll see whether boys are to govern men, or men are to govern boys.’

‘We’ll see, gentlemen,’ said John, after a long pause, ‘who’s in charge of this house, and who isn’t. We’ll find out whether boys get to lead men, or if men are meant to lead boys.’

‘And quite right too,’ assented Solomon Daisy with some approving nods; ‘quite right, Johnny. Very good, Johnny. Well said, Mr Willet. Brayvo, sir.’

“And quite right too,” Solomon Daisy agreed with some approving nods; “quite right, Johnny. Very good, Johnny. Well said, Mr. Willet. Bravo, sir.”

John slowly brought his eyes to bear upon him, looked at him for a long time, and finally made answer, to the unspeakable consternation of his hearers, ‘When I want encouragement from you, sir, I’ll ask you for it. You let me alone, sir. I can get on without you, I hope. Don’t you tackle me, sir, if you please.’

John slowly turned his gaze toward him, stared for a long time, and finally responded, to the shock of everyone listening, “When I need encouragement from you, I'll ask for it. Just leave me alone, okay? I hope I can manage without you. Please don’t take me on.”

‘Don’t take it ill, Johnny; I didn’t mean any harm,’ pleaded the little man.

‘Don’t take it the wrong way, Johnny; I didn’t mean any harm,’ pleaded the little man.

‘Very good, sir,’ said John, more than usually obstinate after his late success. ‘Never mind, sir. I can stand pretty firm of myself, sir, I believe, without being shored up by you.’ And having given utterance to this retort, Mr Willet fixed his eyes upon the boiler, and fell into a kind of tobacco-trance.

“Very good, sir,” John replied, feeling particularly stubborn after his recent victory. “Don’t worry about it, sir. I think I can hold my own pretty well without your support.” After saying this, Mr. Willet focused his gaze on the boiler and slipped into a sort of tobacco-induced daze.

The spirits of the company being somewhat damped by this embarrassing line of conduct on the part of their host, nothing more was said for a long time; but at length Mr Cobb took upon himself to remark, as he rose to knock the ashes out of his pipe, that he hoped Joe would thenceforth learn to obey his father in all things; that he had found, that day, he was not one of the sort of men who were to be trifled with; and that he would recommend him, poetically speaking, to mind his eye for the future.

The mood of the group was a bit down because of their host's awkward behavior, so there was a long silence. Eventually, Mr. Cobb stood up to knock the ashes out of his pipe and commented that he hoped Joe would start to listen to his father from now on. He had realized that day that Joe wasn’t the kind of person to mess with, and jokingly advised him to be careful in the future.

‘I’d recommend you, in return,’ said Joe, looking up with a flushed face, ‘not to talk to me.’

“I’d suggest you, in return,” Joe said, looking up with a flushed face, “not to talk to me.”

‘Hold your tongue, sir,’ cried Mr Willet, suddenly rousing himself, and turning round.

“Watch your mouth, sir,” shouted Mr. Willet, suddenly snapping to attention and turning around.

‘I won’t, father,’ cried Joe, smiting the table with his fist, so that the jugs and glasses rung again; ‘these things are hard enough to bear from you; from anybody else I never will endure them any more. Therefore I say, Mr Cobb, don’t talk to me.’

‘I won’t, Dad,’ shouted Joe, slamming his fist on the table, making the jugs and glasses rattle; ‘these things are hard enough to take from you; I won’t put up with them from anyone else ever again. So I’m telling you, Mr. Cobb, don’t talk to me.’

‘Why, who are you,’ said Mr Cobb, sneeringly, ‘that you’re not to be talked to, eh, Joe?’

‘Why, who are you,’ Mr. Cobb said with a sneer, ‘that you’re not supposed to be talked to, huh, Joe?’

To which Joe returned no answer, but with a very ominous shake of the head, resumed his old position, which he would have peacefully preserved until the house shut up at night, but that Mr Cobb, stimulated by the wonder of the company at the young man’s presumption, retorted with sundry taunts, which proved too much for flesh and blood to bear. Crowding into one moment the vexation and the wrath of years, Joe started up, overturned the table, fell upon his long enemy, pummelled him with all his might and main, and finished by driving him with surprising swiftness against a heap of spittoons in one corner; plunging into which, head foremost, with a tremendous crash, he lay at full length among the ruins, stunned and motionless. Then, without waiting to receive the compliments of the bystanders on the victory he had won, he retreated to his own bedchamber, and considering himself in a state of siege, piled all the portable furniture against the door by way of barricade.

Joe didn’t respond but shook his head ominously, returning to his usual spot. He would have stayed there peacefully until the house closed for the night, but Mr. Cobb, sparked by the crowd's amazement at the young man's boldness, fired back with multiple taunts that were too much for Joe to take. In a moment that released years of frustration and anger, Joe jumped up, flipped the table, and went after his long-time enemy, hitting him with all his strength. He ended by driving him unexpectedly fast into a pile of spittoons in one corner, crashing headfirst into them with a loud bang, lying among the wreckage, stunned and still. Then, without waiting to hear the crowd's praise for his victory, he went to his bedroom and, feeling under siege, piled all the movable furniture against the door to barricade it.

‘I have done it now,’ said Joe, as he sat down upon his bedstead and wiped his heated face. ‘I knew it would come at last. The Maypole and I must part company. I’m a roving vagabond—she hates me for evermore—it’s all over!’

‘I’ve done it now,’ Joe said as he sat down on his bed and wiped his sweaty face. ‘I knew this would happen eventually. The Maypole and I have to say goodbye. I’m a wandering drifter—she’ll never forgive me—it’s all over!’





Chapter 31

Pondering on his unhappy lot, Joe sat and listened for a long time, expecting every moment to hear their creaking footsteps on the stairs, or to be greeted by his worthy father with a summons to capitulate unconditionally, and deliver himself up straightway. But neither voice nor footstep came; and though some distant echoes, as of closing doors and people hurrying in and out of rooms, resounding from time to time through the great passages, and penetrating to his remote seclusion, gave note of unusual commotion downstairs, no nearer sound disturbed his place of retreat, which seemed the quieter for these far-off noises, and was as dull and full of gloom as any hermit’s cell.

Thinking about his unfortunate situation, Joe sat and listened for a long time, expecting at any moment to hear their creaking footsteps on the stairs, or to be called by his father to give up unconditionally and come out right away. But there was no voice or footstep; and although some distant sounds, like closing doors and people rushing in and out of rooms, echoed from time to time through the large hallways and reached his secluded spot, no closer noise broke his retreat, which seemed quieter because of these distant sounds and was as dull and gloomy as any hermit's cell.

It came on darker and darker. The old-fashioned furniture of the chamber, which was a kind of hospital for all the invalided movables in the house, grew indistinct and shadowy in its many shapes; chairs and tables, which by day were as honest cripples as need be, assumed a doubtful and mysterious character; and one old leprous screen of faded India leather and gold binding, which had kept out many a cold breath of air in days of yore and shut in many a jolly face, frowned on him with a spectral aspect, and stood at full height in its allotted corner, like some gaunt ghost who waited to be questioned. A portrait opposite the window—a queer, old grey-eyed general, in an oval frame—seemed to wink and doze as the light decayed, and at length, when the last faint glimmering speck of day went out, to shut its eyes in good earnest, and fall sound asleep. There was such a hush and mystery about everything, that Joe could not help following its example; and so went off into a slumber likewise, and dreamed of Dolly, till the clock of Chigwell church struck two.

It got darker and darker. The old-fashioned furniture in the room, which was like a hospital for all the broken-down pieces in the house, became blurred and shadowy in its various shapes; chairs and tables, which during the day were as honest as any disabled object could be, took on a dubious and mysterious quality; and an old, worn screen made of faded Indian leather and gold trim, which had blocked out many cold drafts in the past and enclosed many cheerful faces, stared at him with a ghostly appearance, standing tall in its designated corner like a skeletal spirit waiting to be questioned. A portrait across from the window—an odd, elderly grey-eyed general in an oval frame—seemed to wink and doze as the light faded, and finally, when the last faint glimmer of daylight disappeared, it truly shut its eyes and fell sound asleep. There was such a stillness and air of mystery about everything that Joe couldn't help but follow suit; he drifted off into a slumber as well and dreamed of Dolly until the clock at Chigwell church struck two.

Still nobody came. The distant noises in the house had ceased, and out of doors all was quiet; save for the occasional barking of some deep-mouthed dog, and the shaking of the branches by the night wind. He gazed mournfully out of window at each well-known object as it lay sleeping in the dim light of the moon; and creeping back to his former seat, thought about the late uproar, until, with long thinking of, it seemed to have occurred a month ago. Thus, between dozing, and thinking, and walking to the window and looking out, the night wore away; the grim old screen, and the kindred chairs and tables, began slowly to reveal themselves in their accustomed forms; the grey-eyed general seemed to wink and yawn and rouse himself; and at last he was broad awake again, and very uncomfortable and cold and haggard he looked, in the dull grey light of morning.

Still nobody came. The distant noises in the house had stopped, and outside all was quiet, except for the occasional barking of a deep-voiced dog and the rustling of branches in the night wind. He gazed sadly out the window at each familiar object sleeping in the dim moonlight. Creeping back to his previous seat, he pondered the recent commotion until it felt like it had happened a month ago. So, between dozing, thinking, and walking to the window to look outside, the night dragged on; the grim old screen and the familiar chairs and tables began to take shape in their usual forms. The grey-eyed general seemed to blink, yawn, and wake himself up, and eventually, he was fully awake again, looking very uncomfortable, cold, and haggard in the dull grey light of morning.

The sun had begun to peep above the forest trees, and already flung across the curling mist bright bars of gold, when Joe dropped from his window on the ground below, a little bundle and his trusty stick, and prepared to descend himself.

The sun started to rise above the forest trees, casting bright golden rays across the swirling mist, when Joe jumped from his window onto the ground below, carrying a small bundle and his trusty stick, and got ready to climb down himself.

It was not a very difficult task; for there were so many projections and gable ends in the way, that they formed a series of clumsy steps, with no greater obstacle than a jump of some few feet at last. Joe, with his stick and bundle on his shoulder, quickly stood on the firm earth, and looked up at the old Maypole, it might be for the last time.

It wasn't a very hard task; there were so many projections and gable ends in the way that they created a series of awkward steps, with nothing more challenging than a jump of a few feet at the end. Joe, with his stick and bundle on his shoulder, quickly got onto solid ground and looked up at the old Maypole, possibly for the last time.

He didn’t apostrophise it, for he was no great scholar. He didn’t curse it, for he had little ill-will to give to anything on earth. He felt more affectionate and kind to it than ever he had done in all his life before, so said with all his heart, ‘God bless you!’ as a parting wish, and turned away.

He didn’t put it in quotes because he wasn’t a great scholar. He didn’t curse it either, since he had little anger towards anything on earth. He felt more affectionate and kind towards it than he ever had in his life before, so he said with all his heart, "God bless you!" as a parting wish, and turned away.

He walked along at a brisk pace, big with great thoughts of going for a soldier and dying in some foreign country where it was very hot and sandy, and leaving God knows what unheard-of wealth in prize-money to Dolly, who would be very much affected when she came to know of it; and full of such youthful visions, which were sometimes sanguine and sometimes melancholy, but always had her for their main point and centre, pushed on vigorously until the noise of London sounded in his ears, and the Black Lion hove in sight.

He walked quickly, full of big ideas about becoming a soldier and possibly dying in some hot, sandy foreign land, leaving behind who knows what incredible wealth in prize money for Dolly, who would be deeply moved when she found out; and with those youthful dreams, which were sometimes hopeful and sometimes sad, but always revolved around her, he pressed on energetically until the sounds of London filled his ears, and the Black Lion came into view.

It was only eight o’clock then, and very much astonished the Black Lion was, to see him come walking in with dust upon his feet at that early hour, with no grey mare to bear him company. But as he ordered breakfast to be got ready with all speed, and on its being set before him gave indisputable tokens of a hearty appetite, the Lion received him, as usual, with a hospitable welcome; and treated him with those marks of distinction, which, as a regular customer, and one within the freemasonry of the trade, he had a right to claim.

It was only eight o’clock then, and the Black Lion was very surprised to see him come in with dust on his feet at that early hour, without a gray mare accompanying him. But when he asked to have breakfast prepared right away, and then showed clear signs of a good appetite once it was served to him, the Lion welcomed him as usual, treating him with the special attention that, as a regular customer and a member of the trade community, he was entitled to.

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This Lion or landlord,—for he was called both man and beast, by reason of his having instructed the artist who painted his sign, to convey into the features of the lordly brute whose effigy it bore, as near a counterpart of his own face as his skill could compass and devise,—was a gentleman almost as quick of apprehension, and of almost as subtle a wit, as the mighty John himself. But the difference between them lay in this: that whereas Mr Willet’s extreme sagacity and acuteness were the efforts of unassisted nature, the Lion stood indebted, in no small amount, to beer; of which he swigged such copious draughts, that most of his faculties were utterly drowned and washed away, except the one great faculty of sleep, which he retained in surprising perfection. The creaking Lion over the house-door was, therefore, to say the truth, rather a drowsy, tame, and feeble lion; and as these social representatives of a savage class are usually of a conventional character (being depicted, for the most part, in impossible attitudes and of unearthly colours), he was frequently supposed by the more ignorant and uninformed among the neighbours, to be the veritable portrait of the host as he appeared on the occasion of some great funeral ceremony or public mourning.

This Lion or landlord — since he was called both man and beast because he had instructed the artist who painted his sign to create a likeness of the lordly beast that closely resembled his own face as much as possible — was a gentleman almost as quick on the uptake and nearly as sharp-witted as the mighty John himself. However, the difference between them was this: while Mr. Willet’s remarkable insight and sharpness were the results of natural talent alone, the Lion owed much of his state to beer; he gulped down such large amounts that most of his faculties were completely drowned out, except for the one great ability of deep sleep, which he maintained in astonishing perfection. The creaky Lion over the front door was, to be honest, a rather drowsy, tame, and weak lion; and since these social symbols of a fierce class are usually quite conventional (often depicted in unrealistic poses and unnatural colors), he was often mistakenly thought by the more ignorant neighbors to be the actual likeness of the host as he appeared during some grand funeral or public mourning.

‘What noisy fellow is that in the next room?’ said Joe, when he had disposed of his breakfast, and had washed and brushed himself.

‘Who’s making all that noise in the next room?’ said Joe, after he finished his breakfast and got cleaned up.

‘A recruiting serjeant,’ replied the Lion.

‘A recruiting sergeant,’ replied the Lion.

Joe started involuntarily. Here was the very thing he had been dreaming of, all the way along.

Joe jumped in surprise. This was exactly what he had been dreaming of all along.

‘And I wish,’ said the Lion, ‘he was anywhere else but here. The party make noise enough, but don’t call for much. There’s great cry there, Mr Willet, but very little wool. Your father wouldn’t like ‘em, I know.’

‘And I wish,’ said the Lion, ‘he was anywhere but here. The party makes enough noise, but they don’t really ask for much. There’s a lot of commotion there, Mr. Willet, but not much substance. Your father wouldn’t like them, I know.’

Perhaps not much under any circumstances. Perhaps if he could have known what was passing at that moment in Joe’s mind, he would have liked them still less.

Perhaps not much in any situation. Maybe if he had known what was going through Joe’s mind at that moment, he would have liked them even less.

‘Is he recruiting for a—for a fine regiment?’ said Joe, glancing at a little round mirror that hung in the bar.

"Is he recruiting for a— for a good regiment?" Joe asked, looking at a small round mirror that was hanging in the bar.

‘I believe he is,’ replied the host. ‘It’s much the same thing, whatever regiment he’s recruiting for. I’m told there an’t a deal of difference between a fine man and another one, when they’re shot through and through.’

‘I believe he is,’ replied the host. ‘It’s pretty much the same thing, no matter which regiment he’s recruiting for. I’ve heard there’s not much difference between a good man and another one when they’ve been shot through and through.’

‘They’re not all shot,’ said Joe.

‘They’re not all shot,’ Joe said.

‘No,’ the Lion answered, ‘not all. Those that are—supposing it’s done easy—are the best off in my opinion.’

‘No,’ the Lion replied, ‘not everyone. Those who are—if it's done easily—are the luckiest, in my opinion.’

‘Ah!’ retorted Joe, ‘but you don’t care for glory.’

‘Ah!’ replied Joe, ‘but you don’t care about glory.’

‘For what?’ said the Lion.

"For what?" asked the Lion.

‘Glory.’

'Fame.'

‘No,’ returned the Lion, with supreme indifference. ‘I don’t. You’re right in that, Mr Willet. When Glory comes here, and calls for anything to drink and changes a guinea to pay for it, I’ll give it him for nothing. It’s my belief, sir, that the Glory’s arms wouldn’t do a very strong business.’

‘No,’ replied the Lion, with complete indifference. ‘I don’t. You’re spot on about that, Mr. Willet. When Glory comes here, asks for something to drink, and changes a guinea to pay for it, I’ll give it to him for free. I believe, sir, that the Glory’s arms wouldn’t have a very successful business.’

These remarks were not at all comforting. Joe walked out, stopped at the door of the next room, and listened. The serjeant was describing a military life. It was all drinking, he said, except that there were frequent intervals of eating and love-making. A battle was the finest thing in the world—when your side won it—and Englishmen always did that. ‘Supposing you should be killed, sir?’ said a timid voice in one corner. ‘Well, sir, supposing you should be,’ said the serjeant, ‘what then? Your country loves you, sir; his Majesty King George the Third loves you; your memory is honoured, revered, respected; everybody’s fond of you, and grateful to you; your name’s wrote down at full length in a book in the War Office. Damme, gentlemen, we must all die some time, or another, eh?’

These comments weren't comforting at all. Joe walked out, stopped at the door of the next room, and listened. The sergeant was talking about military life. It was all about drinking, he said, except there were frequent breaks for eating and hooking up. A battle was the best thing ever—when your side won it—and Englishmen always won. ‘What if you get killed, sir?’ said a quiet voice in one corner. ‘Well, sir, what if you do?’ said the sergeant, ‘then what? Your country loves you, sir; King George the Third loves you; your memory is honored, respected, cherished; everyone is fond of you and grateful; your name’s written out in full in a book in the War Office. Dammit, gentlemen, we all have to die sometime, right?’

The voice coughed, and said no more.

The voice cleared its throat and fell silent.

Joe walked into the room. A group of half-a-dozen fellows had gathered together in the taproom, and were listening with greedy ears. One of them, a carter in a smockfrock, seemed wavering and disposed to enlist. The rest, who were by no means disposed, strongly urged him to do so (according to the custom of mankind), backed the serjeant’s arguments, and grinned among themselves. ‘I say nothing, boys,’ said the serjeant, who sat a little apart, drinking his liquor. ‘For lads of spirit’—here he cast an eye on Joe—‘this is the time. I don’t want to inveigle you. The king’s not come to that, I hope. Brisk young blood is what we want; not milk and water. We won’t take five men out of six. We want top-sawyers, we do. I’m not a-going to tell tales out of school, but, damme, if every gentleman’s son that carries arms in our corps, through being under a cloud and having little differences with his relations, was counted up’—here his eye fell on Joe again, and so good-naturedly, that Joe beckoned him out. He came directly.

Joe walked into the room. A group of about six guys had gathered in the taproom, listening intently. One of them, a cart driver in a work jacket, looked uncertain and seemed ready to sign up. The others, who were definitely not interested, strongly encouraged him to do it (like people usually do), supported the sergeant's points, and smirked among themselves. "I won’t say anything, guys," said the sergeant, who was sitting a bit apart, enjoying his drink. "For spirited young men—" he glanced at Joe—"this is the time. I’m not trying to trick you. I hope the king hasn’t stooped to that. We want young blood, not weaklings. We won’t take five out of six men. We need the best of the best. I’m not going to gossip, but, honestly, if every gentleman’s son who serves in our unit, just because he's fallen out with his family, were counted—" his gaze fell on Joe again, in a friendly way, prompting Joe to signal him over. He came right away.

‘You’re a gentleman, by G—!’ was his first remark, as he slapped him on the back. ‘You’re a gentleman in disguise. So am I. Let’s swear a friendship.’

‘You’re a gentleman, for sure!’ was his first remark, as he patted him on the back. ‘You’re a gentleman undercover. So am I. Let’s make a pact of friendship.’

Joe didn’t exactly do that, but he shook hands with him, and thanked him for his good opinion.

Joe didn't quite do that, but he shook his hand and thanked him for his positive opinion.

‘You want to serve,’ said his new friend. ‘You shall. You were made for it. You’re one of us by nature. What’ll you take to drink?’

‘You want to serve,’ said his new friend. ‘You will. You were meant for it. You're one of us by nature. What do you want to drink?’

‘Nothing just now,’ replied Joe, smiling faintly. ‘I haven’t quite made up my mind.’

‘Nothing for now,’ Joe replied with a slight smile. ‘I haven’t really decided yet.’

‘A mettlesome fellow like you, and not made up his mind!’ cried the serjeant. ‘Here—let me give the bell a pull, and you’ll make up your mind in half a minute, I know.’

‘A brave guy like you, and you can't decide!’ exclaimed the sergeant. ‘Here—let me ring the bell, and you'll come to a decision in no time, I bet.’

‘You’re right so far’—answered Joe, ‘for if you pull the bell here, where I’m known, there’ll be an end of my soldiering inclinations in no time. Look in my face. You see me, do you?’

“You're right so far,” Joe replied. “Because if you pull the bell here, where I'm known, my desire to be a soldier will be over in no time. Look at my face. You see me, don't you?”

‘I do,’ replied the serjeant with an oath, ‘and a finer young fellow or one better qualified to serve his king and country, I never set my—’ he used an adjective in this place—‘eyes on.’

‘I do,’ replied the sergeant with an oath, ‘and a finer young guy or one better suited to serve his king and country, I’ve never set my—’ he used an adjective here—‘eyes on.’

‘Thank you,’ said Joe, ‘I didn’t ask you for want of a compliment, but thank you all the same. Do I look like a sneaking fellow or a liar?’

"Thanks," Joe said. "I didn’t ask for a compliment, but I appreciate it anyway. Do I look like a sneaky guy or a liar?"

The serjeant rejoined with many choice asseverations that he didn’t; and that if his (the serjeant’s) own father were to say he did, he would run the old gentleman through the body cheerfully, and consider it a meritorious action.

The serjeant replied with a lot of strong affirmations that he didn’t; and that if his (the serjeant’s) own father were to say he did, he would gladly stab the old man and think of it as a good deed.

Joe expressed his obligations, and continued, ‘You can trust me then, and credit what I say. I believe I shall enlist in your regiment to-night. The reason I don’t do so now is, because I don’t want until to-night, to do what I can’t recall. Where shall I find you, this evening?’

Joe shared his responsibilities and added, "You can trust me and take my word for it. I plan to join your regiment tonight. The only reason I’m not doing it right now is that I want to wait until tonight to do something I can’t take back. Where can I find you this evening?"

His friend replied with some unwillingness, and after much ineffectual entreaty having for its object the immediate settlement of the business, that his quarters would be at the Crooked Billet in Tower Street; where he would be found waking until midnight, and sleeping until breakfast time to-morrow.

His friend answered a bit reluctantly, and after a lot of unproductive pleading aimed at settling the matter right away, he said that he’d be staying at the Crooked Billet on Tower Street, where he would be found awake until midnight and sleeping until breakfast tomorrow.

‘And if I do come—which it’s a million to one, I shall—when will you take me out of London?’ demanded Joe.

‘And if I do come—which is a million to one that I will—when will you take me out of London?’ asked Joe.

‘To-morrow morning, at half after eight o’clock,’ replied the serjeant. ‘You’ll go abroad—a country where it’s all sunshine and plunder—the finest climate in the world.’

‘Tomorrow morning, at eight-thirty,’ said the sergeant. ‘You’ll go abroad—a place where it’s always sunny and full of treasure—the best climate in the world.’

‘To go abroad,’ said Joe, shaking hands with him, ‘is the very thing I want. You may expect me.’

"Going abroad," Joe said, shaking his hand, "is exactly what I want. You can count on me."

‘You’re the kind of lad for us,’ cried the serjeant, holding Joe’s hand in his, in the excess of his admiration. ‘You’re the boy to push your fortune. I don’t say it because I bear you any envy, or would take away from the credit of the rise you’ll make, but if I had been bred and taught like you, I’d have been a colonel by this time.’

"You’re just the kind of guy we need," the sergeant exclaimed, holding Joe's hand in his, overwhelmed with admiration. "You’re the one who’s going to succeed. I’m not saying this because I’m jealous or want to take away from your achievements, but if I had the same background and training as you, I would have been a colonel by now."

‘Tush, man!’ said Joe, ‘I’m not so young as that. Needs must when the devil drives; and the devil that drives me is an empty pocket and an unhappy home. For the present, good-bye.’

‘Come on, man!’ said Joe, ‘I’m not that young anymore. You have to do what you have to do; and what pushes me is an empty wallet and a sad home. For now, goodbye.’

‘For king and country!’ cried the serjeant, flourishing his cap.

"‘For king and country!’ shouted the sergeant, waving his cap around."

‘For bread and meat!’ cried Joe, snapping his fingers. And so they parted.

'For bread and meat!' shouted Joe, snapping his fingers. And so they went their separate ways.

He had very little money in his pocket; so little indeed, that after paying for his breakfast (which he was too honest and perhaps too proud to score up to his father’s charge) he had but a penny left. He had courage, notwithstanding, to resist all the affectionate importunities of the serjeant, who waylaid him at the door with many protestations of eternal friendship, and did in particular request that he would do him the favour to accept of only one shilling as a temporary accommodation. Rejecting his offers both of cash and credit, Joe walked away with stick and bundle as before, bent upon getting through the day as he best could, and going down to the locksmith’s in the dusk of the evening; for it should go hard, he had resolved, but he would have a parting word with charming Dolly Varden.

He barely had any money in his pocket; so little, in fact, that after paying for his breakfast (which he was too honest and maybe too proud to charge to his father) he had just a penny left. Still, he had the courage to ignore all the friendly requests from the sergeant, who stopped him at the door with promises of everlasting friendship and specifically asked him to accept just one shilling as a temporary loan. Turning down his offers of both cash and credit, Joe walked away with his stick and bundle as before, determined to get through the day as best he could, planning to go to the locksmith’s in the evening; for he had made up his mind that he would have a parting word with the lovely Dolly Varden.

He went out by Islington and so on to Highgate, and sat on many stones and gates, but there were no voices in the bells to bid him turn. Since the time of noble Whittington, fair flower of merchants, bells have come to have less sympathy with humankind. They only ring for money and on state occasions. Wanderers have increased in number; ships leave the Thames for distant regions, carrying from stem to stern no other cargo; the bells are silent; they ring out no entreaties or regrets; they are used to it and have grown worldly.

He went out through Islington and on to Highgate, sitting on various stones and gates, but there were no bells ringing to urge him to turn back. Since the days of the noble Whittington, the shining star of merchants, bells have become less connected to humanity. They only ring for money and special occasions. The number of wanderers has increased; ships depart from the Thames for faraway places, carrying nothing but emptiness; the bells are quiet; they don't ring out pleas or sorrow; they’ve accepted it and have become worldly.

Joe bought a roll, and reduced his purse to the condition (with a difference) of that celebrated purse of Fortunatus, which, whatever were its favoured owner’s necessities, had one unvarying amount in it. In these real times, when all the Fairies are dead and buried, there are still a great many purses which possess that quality. The sum-total they contain is expressed in arithmetic by a circle, and whether it be added to or multiplied by its own amount, the result of the problem is more easily stated than any known in figures.

Joe bought a roll and emptied his wallet, resembling that famous purse of Fortunatus, which, regardless of its owner's needs, always had the same amount in it. Nowadays, when all the fairies are long gone, there are still plenty of wallets that have that same quality. The total amount they hold can be represented as a circle in math, and whether you add to it or multiply it by itself, the outcome is much simpler to explain than anything known in numbers.

Evening drew on at last. With the desolate and solitary feeling of one who had no home or shelter, and was alone utterly in the world for the first time, he bent his steps towards the locksmith’s house. He had delayed till now, knowing that Mrs Varden sometimes went out alone, or with Miggs for her sole attendant, to lectures in the evening; and devoutly hoping that this might be one of her nights of moral culture.

Evening finally set in. Feeling desolate and utterly alone for the first time, as if he had no home or shelter, he made his way to the locksmith’s house. He had waited until now, aware that Mrs. Varden sometimes went out alone or with Miggs as her only companion to evening lectures, and he sincerely hoped that tonight would be one of those nights of moral enrichment.

He had walked up and down before the house, on the opposite side of the way, two or three times, when as he returned to it again, he caught a glimpse of a fluttering skirt at the door. It was Dolly’s—to whom else could it belong? no dress but hers had such a flow as that. He plucked up his spirits, and followed it into the workshop of the Golden Key.

He had paced back and forth in front of the house, across the street, two or three times when he spotted a glimpse of a fluttering skirt at the door. It was Dolly’s—who else could it belong to? No other dress had a flow like that. He gathered his courage and followed it into the workshop of the Golden Key.

His darkening the door caused her to look round. Oh that face! ‘If it hadn’t been for that,’ thought Joe, ‘I should never have walked into poor Tom Cobb. She’s twenty times handsomer than ever. She might marry a Lord!’

His arrival made her turn around. Oh, that face! ‘If it hadn’t been for that,’ Joe thought, ‘I would have never bumped into poor Tom Cobb. She’s way more beautiful than before. She could marry a lord!’

He didn’t say this. He only thought it—perhaps looked it also. Dolly was glad to see him, and was SO sorry her father and mother were away from home. Joe begged she wouldn’t mention it on any account.

He didn’t say this. He only thought it—maybe he also showed it in his expression. Dolly was happy to see him and felt really sorry that her parents were away from home. Joe pleaded with her not to bring it up for any reason.

Dolly hesitated to lead the way into the parlour, for there it was nearly dark; at the same time she hesitated to stand talking in the workshop, which was yet light and open to the street. They had got by some means, too, before the little forge; and Joe having her hand in his (which he had no right to have, for Dolly only gave it him to shake), it was so like standing before some homely altar being married, that it was the most embarrassing state of things in the world.

Dolly hesitated to walk into the parlor because it was almost dark there; at the same time, she didn’t want to keep talking in the workshop, which was still bright and open to the street. They had somehow ended up in front of the little forge, and with Joe holding her hand (which he had no right to hold since Dolly had only given it to him for a shake), it felt so much like standing in front of a simple altar getting married that it was the most awkward situation in the world.

‘I have come,’ said Joe, ‘to say good-bye—to say good-bye for I don’t know how many years; perhaps for ever. I am going abroad.’

‘I’ve come,’ said Joe, ‘to say goodbye—to say goodbye because I don’t know how many years it will be; maybe forever. I’m going overseas.’

Now this was exactly what he should not have said. Here he was, talking like a gentleman at large who was free to come and go and roam about the world at pleasure, when that gallant coachmaker had vowed but the night before that Miss Varden held him bound in adamantine chains; and had positively stated in so many words that she was killing him by inches, and that in a fortnight more or thereabouts he expected to make a decent end and leave the business to his mother.

Now this was exactly what he shouldn’t have said. Here he was, talking like a guy who was free to come and go and explore the world at will, when that brave coachmaker had sworn just the night before that Miss Varden had him trapped in unbreakable chains; and had directly stated that she was slowly killing him, and that in about two weeks he expected to make a clean break and leave the business to his mother.

Dolly released her hand and said ‘Indeed!’ She remarked in the same breath that it was a fine night, and in short, betrayed no more emotion than the forge itself.

Dolly let go of her hand and said, "Definitely!" She noted almost immediately that it was a nice night and, overall, showed no more emotion than the forge itself.

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‘I couldn’t go,’ said Joe, ‘without coming to see you. I hadn’t the heart to.’

"I couldn't leave," Joe said, "without coming to see you. I just couldn't bring myself to."

Dolly was more sorry than she could tell, that he should have taken so much trouble. It was such a long way, and he must have such a deal to do. And how WAS Mr Willet—that dear old gentleman—

Dolly felt more regret than she could express that he had gone to so much trouble. It was such a long distance, and he must have had so much to do. And how was Mr. Willet—that dear old gentleman—

‘Is this all you say!’ cried Joe.

“Is this all you have to say?” Joe exclaimed.

All! Good gracious, what did the man expect! She was obliged to take her apron in her hand and run her eyes along the hem from corner to corner, to keep herself from laughing in his face;—not because his gaze confused her—not at all.

All! Good grief, what did the guy expect! She had to take her apron in her hand and look along the hem from corner to corner to keep herself from laughing at him;—not because his stare flustered her—not at all.

Joe had small experience in love affairs, and had no notion how different young ladies are at different times; he had expected to take Dolly up again at the very point where he had left her after that delicious evening ride, and was no more prepared for such an alteration than to see the sun and moon change places. He had buoyed himself up all day with an indistinct idea that she would certainly say ‘Don’t go,’ or ‘Don’t leave us,’ or ‘Why do you go?’ or ‘Why do you leave us?’ or would give him some little encouragement of that sort; he had even entertained the possibility of her bursting into tears, of her throwing herself into his arms, of her falling down in a fainting fit without previous word or sign; but any approach to such a line of conduct as this, had been so far from his thoughts that he could only look at her in silent wonder.

Joe had little experience with love affairs and didn't realize how different young women can be at different times. He thought he would pick up things with Dolly right where they left off after that lovely evening ride, and he was just as unprepared for such a change as he would be to see the sun and moon switch places. He had kept himself hopeful all day with the vague idea that she would definitely say things like 'Don't go,' or 'Don't leave us,' or 'Why are you going?' or 'Why are you leaving us?' or would give him some kind of encouragement like that. He even considered the possibility of her bursting into tears, throwing herself into his arms, or fainting without any warning. But anything like that hadn’t crossed his mind, so he could only look at her in silent amazement.

Dolly in the meanwhile, turned to the corners of her apron, and measured the sides, and smoothed out the wrinkles, and was as silent as he. At last after a long pause, Joe said good-bye. ‘Good-bye’—said Dolly—with as pleasant a smile as if he were going into the next street, and were coming back to supper; ‘good-bye.’

Dolly, in the meantime, turned to the corners of her apron, measured the sides, smoothed out the wrinkles, and stayed as quiet as he was. Finally, after a long pause, Joe said goodbye. "Goodbye," said Dolly, with as friendly a smile as if he were just going to the next street and would be back for dinner; "goodbye."

‘Come,’ said Joe, putting out both hands, ‘Dolly, dear Dolly, don’t let us part like this. I love you dearly, with all my heart and soul; with as much truth and earnestness as ever man loved woman in this world, I do believe. I am a poor fellow, as you know—poorer now than ever, for I have fled from home, not being able to bear it any longer, and must fight my own way without help. You are beautiful, admired, are loved by everybody, are well off and happy; and may you ever be so! Heaven forbid I should ever make you otherwise; but give me a word of comfort. Say something kind to me. I have no right to expect it of you, I know, but I ask it because I love you, and shall treasure the slightest word from you all through my life. Dolly, dearest, have you nothing to say to me?’

“Come on,” Joe said, reaching out both hands. “Dolly, dear Dolly, let’s not part like this. I love you deeply, with all my heart and soul; with as much truth and sincerity as any man has ever loved a woman, I truly believe that. I’m a poor guy, as you know—poorer now than ever since I ran away from home because I just couldn’t take it anymore, and I have to find my own way without any help. You’re beautiful, admired, loved by everyone, well-off, and happy; and I hope you always will be! I would never want to change that for you. But please, give me a word of comfort. Say something nice to me. I know I don’t have the right to ask this of you, but I do so because I love you, and I’ll hold onto even the smallest thing you say for the rest of my life. Dolly, my dearest, don’t you have anything to say to me?”

No. Nothing. Dolly was a coquette by nature, and a spoilt child. She had no notion of being carried by storm in this way. The coachmaker would have been dissolved in tears, and would have knelt down, and called himself names, and clasped his hands, and beat his breast, and tugged wildly at his cravat, and done all kinds of poetry. Joe had no business to be going abroad. He had no right to be able to do it. If he was in adamantine chains, he couldn’t.

No. Nothing. Dolly was naturally flirtatious and spoiled. She had no idea of being swept off her feet like this. The coachmaker would have broken down in tears, knelt down, insulted himself, clasped his hands, beat his chest, tugged frantically at his cravat, and done all sorts of dramatic things. Joe shouldn’t have been out and about. He had no right to be able to do that. If he were in unbreakable chains, he couldn’t.

‘I have said good-bye,’ said Dolly, ‘twice. Take your arm away directly, Mr Joseph, or I’ll call Miggs.’

"I've already said goodbye," Dolly said, "twice. Take your arm off me right now, Mr. Joseph, or I'll call Miggs."

‘I’ll not reproach you,’ answered Joe, ‘it’s my fault, no doubt. I have thought sometimes that you didn’t quite despise me, but I was a fool to think so. Every one must, who has seen the life I have led—you most of all. God bless you!’

‘I won’t blame you,’ replied Joe, ‘it's my fault, without a doubt. I’ve sometimes thought that you didn’t completely look down on me, but I was a fool to think that way. Anyone who’s seen the life I’ve lived must feel that way—you more than anyone. God bless you!’

He was gone, actually gone. Dolly waited a little while, thinking he would return, peeped out at the door, looked up the street and down as well as the increasing darkness would allow, came in again, waited a little longer, went upstairs humming a tune, bolted herself in, laid her head down on her bed, and cried as if her heart would break. And yet such natures are made up of so many contradictions, that if Joe Willet had come back that night, next day, next week, next month, the odds are a hundred to one she would have treated him in the very same manner, and have wept for it afterwards with the very same distress.

He was really gone. Dolly waited a bit, thinking he would come back, peeked out the door, looked up and down the street as much as the growing darkness would let her, came back inside, waited a little longer, went upstairs humming a tune, locked herself in, laid her head down on her bed, and cried like her heart was breaking. Yet, people like her are full of contradictions; if Joe Willet had returned that night, the next day, the following week, or even next month, chances are she would have treated him exactly the same way and cried about it later with the same heartache.

She had no sooner left the workshop than there cautiously peered out from behind the chimney of the forge, a face which had already emerged from the same concealment twice or thrice, unseen, and which, after satisfying itself that it was now alone, was followed by a leg, a shoulder, and so on by degrees, until the form of Mr Tappertit stood confessed, with a brown-paper cap stuck negligently on one side of its head, and its arms very much a-kimbo.

She had barely left the workshop when a face cautiously peeked out from behind the forge's chimney, a face that had already appeared from the same hiding spot two or three times before, unnoticed. After confirming that it was now alone, a leg, a shoulder, and gradually the rest of Mr. Tappertit emerged, wearing a brown-paper cap tilted casually to one side of his head, with his arms crossed defiantly.

‘Have my ears deceived me,’ said the ‘prentice, ‘or do I dream! am I to thank thee, Fortun’, or to cus thee—which?’

‘Have my ears deceived me,’ said the apprentice, ‘or am I dreaming! Should I thank you, Fortune, or curse you—which is it?’

He gravely descended from his elevation, took down his piece of looking-glass, planted it against the wall upon the usual bench, twisted his head round, and looked closely at his legs.

He seriously came down from his elevated spot, took down his mirror, leaned it against the wall on the usual bench, turned his head around, and examined his legs closely.

‘If they’re a dream,’ said Sim, ‘let sculptures have such wisions, and chisel ‘em out when they wake. This is reality. Sleep has no such limbs as them. Tremble, Willet, and despair. She’s mine! She’s mine!’

‘If they’re a dream,’ said Sim, ‘then let sculptures have those visions and carve them out when they wake up. This is reality. Sleep doesn’t have limbs like that. Tremble, Willet, and despair. She’s mine! She’s mine!’

With these triumphant expressions, he seized a hammer and dealt a heavy blow at a vice, which in his mind’s eye represented the sconce or head of Joseph Willet. That done, he burst into a peal of laughter which startled Miss Miggs even in her distant kitchen, and dipping his head into a bowl of water, had recourse to a jack-towel inside the closet door, which served the double purpose of smothering his feelings and drying his face.

With these triumphant expressions, he grabbed a hammer and delivered a strong blow to a vice, which in his imagination symbolized the head of Joseph Willet. After that, he broke into a loud laugh that startled Miss Miggs even from her kitchen, and then he dipped his head into a bowl of water and used a towel inside the closet door, which served the dual purpose of stifling his emotions and drying his face.

Joe, disconsolate and down-hearted, but full of courage too, on leaving the locksmith’s house made the best of his way to the Crooked Billet, and there inquired for his friend the serjeant, who, expecting no man less, received him with open arms. In the course of five minutes after his arrival at that house of entertainment, he was enrolled among the gallant defenders of his native land; and within half an hour, was regaled with a steaming supper of boiled tripe and onions, prepared, as his friend assured him more than once, at the express command of his most Sacred Majesty the King. To this meal, which tasted very savoury after his long fasting, he did ample justice; and when he had followed it up, or down, with a variety of loyal and patriotic toasts, he was conducted to a straw mattress in a loft over the stable, and locked in there for the night.

Joe, feeling sad and downcast but still brave, left the locksmith’s house and made his way to the Crooked Billet. There, he asked for his friend the sergeant, who was more than happy to see him and welcomed him with open arms. Just five minutes after arriving at the pub, he was signed up among the brave defenders of his country. Within half an hour, he was served a hot dinner of boiled tripe and onions, prepared, as his friend reminded him several times, at the direct order of His Most Sacred Majesty the King. He enjoyed the meal, which tasted delicious after his long hunger, and after following it with a series of loyal and patriotic toasts, he was shown to a straw mattress in a loft above the stable and locked in for the night.

The next morning, he found that the obliging care of his martial friend had decorated his hat with sundry particoloured streamers, which made a very lively appearance; and in company with that officer, and three other military gentlemen newly enrolled, who were under a cloud so dense that it only left three shoes, a boot, and a coat and a half visible among them, repaired to the riverside. Here they were joined by a corporal and four more heroes, of whom two were drunk and daring, and two sober and penitent, but each of whom, like Joe, had his dusty stick and bundle. The party embarked in a passage-boat bound for Gravesend, whence they were to proceed on foot to Chatham; the wind was in their favour, and they soon left London behind them, a mere dark mist—a giant phantom in the air.

The next morning, he discovered that the thoughtful effort of his military friend had decorated his hat with colorful streamers, giving it a very lively look. Alongside that officer and three other recently enlisted military guys, who were mostly hidden under a dense cloud that only left three shoes, a boot, and a coat and a half visible, he headed to the riverside. There, they met up with a corporal and four more guys, two of whom were drunk and bold, while the other two were sober and remorseful, but each, like Joe, had his dusty stick and bundle. The group got on a boat heading to Gravesend, from where they planned to walk to Chatham; the wind was in their favor, and they quickly left London behind, just a dark mist—a giant ghost in the air.





Chapter 32

Misfortunes, saith the adage, never come singly. There is little doubt that troubles are exceedingly gregarious in their nature, and flying in flocks, are apt to perch capriciously; crowding on the heads of some poor wights until there is not an inch of room left on their unlucky crowns, and taking no more notice of others who offer as good resting-places for the soles of their feet, than if they had no existence. It may have happened that a flight of troubles brooding over London, and looking out for Joseph Willet, whom they couldn’t find, darted down haphazard on the first young man that caught their fancy, and settled on him instead. However this may be, certain it is that on the very day of Joe’s departure they swarmed about the ears of Edward Chester, and did so buzz and flap their wings, and persecute him, that he was most profoundly wretched.

Misfortunes, as the saying goes, never come alone. There's no doubt that troubles tend to travel in groups, swooping down unpredictably and landing on the heads of some unfortunate people until there's barely any room left on their unlucky crowns, while ignoring others who would make just as good resting places for their feet as if those people didn't even exist. It might be that a swarm of troubles hovering over London, searching for Joseph Willet, whom they couldn't find, randomly descended on the first young man that caught their eye and settled on him instead. Regardless of the reason, it's clear that on the very day Joe left, troubles surrounded Edward Chester, buzzing and flapping around him, making him utterly miserable.

It was evening, and just eight o’clock, when he and his father, having wine and dessert set before them, were left to themselves for the first time that day. They had dined together, but a third person had been present during the meal, and until they met at table they had not seen each other since the previous night.

It was evening, just eight o’clock, when he and his father, with wine and dessert in front of them, were finally alone for the first time that day. They had shared dinner, but someone else had been there during the meal, and they hadn't seen each other since the night before.

Edward was reserved and silent. Mr Chester was more than usually gay; but not caring, as it seemed, to open a conversation with one whose humour was so different, he vented the lightness of his spirit in smiles and sparkling looks, and made no effort to awaken his attention. So they remained for some time: the father lying on a sofa with his accustomed air of graceful negligence; the son seated opposite to him with downcast eyes, busied, it was plain, with painful and uneasy thoughts.

Edward was quiet and reserved. Mr. Chester was unusually cheerful; however, he didn’t seem interested in starting a conversation with someone whose sense of humor was so different from his own. Instead, he let his good spirits show through smiles and lively expressions, making no attempt to get Edward’s attention. They stayed like that for a while: the father lounging on a sofa with his usual carefree demeanor, while the son sat across from him with downcast eyes, clearly preoccupied with troubling and uncomfortable thoughts.

‘My dear Edward,’ said Mr Chester at length, with a most engaging laugh, ‘do not extend your drowsy influence to the decanter. Suffer THAT to circulate, let your spirits be never so stagnant.’

‘My dear Edward,’ said Mr. Chester finally, with a charming laugh, ‘don’t let your sleepy vibe affect the decanter. Allow THAT to flow, no matter how dull your mood may be.’

Edward begged his pardon, passed it, and relapsed into his former state.

Edward apologized, accepted it, and returned to his previous state.

‘You do wrong not to fill your glass,’ said Mr Chester, holding up his own before the light. ‘Wine in moderation—not in excess, for that makes men ugly—has a thousand pleasant influences. It brightens the eye, improves the voice, imparts a new vivacity to one’s thoughts and conversation: you should try it, Ned.’

“You’re making a mistake by not filling your glass,” Mr. Chester said, holding his up to the light. “Wine in moderation—not too much, because that makes people look bad—has a thousand delightful effects. It brightens the eye, improves the voice, and adds a new liveliness to your thoughts and conversation: you should give it a try, Ned.”

‘Ah father!’ cried his son, ‘if—’

‘Ah, Dad!’ cried his son, ‘if—’

‘My good fellow,’ interposed the parent hastily, as he set down his glass, and raised his eyebrows with a startled and horrified expression, ‘for Heaven’s sake don’t call me by that obsolete and ancient name. Have some regard for delicacy. Am I grey, or wrinkled, do I go on crutches, have I lost my teeth, that you adopt such a mode of address? Good God, how very coarse!’

‘My good man,’ the parent quickly interrupted, as he put down his glass and raised his eyebrows with a shocked and horrified look, ‘please don’t call me by that outdated and old-fashioned name. Have a little respect for delicacy. Am I grey, or wrinkled? Do I walk with a cane, have I lost my teeth, that you would use such a term? Good God, how very rude!’

‘I was about to speak to you from my heart, sir,’ returned Edward, ‘in the confidence which should subsist between us; and you check me in the outset.’

"I was just about to speak to you honestly, sir," Edward replied, "in the trust that should exist between us; and you interrupt me right from the start."

‘Now DO, Ned, DO not,’ said Mr Chester, raising his delicate hand imploringly, ‘talk in that monstrous manner. About to speak from your heart. Don’t you know that the heart is an ingenious part of our formation—the centre of the blood-vessels and all that sort of thing—which has no more to do with what you say or think, than your knees have? How can you be so very vulgar and absurd? These anatomical allusions should be left to gentlemen of the medical profession. They are really not agreeable in society. You quite surprise me, Ned.’

“Now DO, Ned, please don’t,” Mr. Chester said, raising his delicate hand in a pleading gesture. “Speak in that ridiculous way. You're about to speak from your heart. Don’t you realize that the heart is a complex part of our anatomy—the center of the blood vessels and all that—which has nothing to do with what you say or think, just like your knees? How can you be so vulgar and ridiculous? These anatomical references should be left to medical professionals. They’re really not appropriate in social settings. You completely surprise me, Ned.”

‘Well! there are no such things to wound, or heal, or have regard for. I know your creed, sir, and will say no more,’ returned his son.

'Well! There’s nothing to hurt, heal, or pay attention to. I know your beliefs, sir, and I won’t say anything more,' replied his son.

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‘There again,’ said Mr Chester, sipping his wine, ‘you are wrong. I distinctly say there are such things. We know there are. The hearts of animals—of bullocks, sheep, and so forth—are cooked and devoured, as I am told, by the lower classes, with a vast deal of relish. Men are sometimes stabbed to the heart, shot to the heart; but as to speaking from the heart, or to the heart, or being warm-hearted, or cold-hearted, or broken-hearted, or being all heart, or having no heart—pah! these things are nonsense, Ned.’

“Once again,” Mr. Chester said, taking a sip of his wine, “you're mistaken. I’m telling you there are such things. We know they exist. The hearts of animals—like cows, sheep, and so on—are cooked and eaten, or so I hear, by the lower classes, and they enjoy it quite a bit. Men sometimes get stabbed in the heart or shot in the heart; but when it comes to talking from the heart, or to the heart, or being warm-hearted, or cold-hearted, or broken-hearted, or being all heart, or having no heart—pah! This stuff is nonsense, Ned.”

‘No doubt, sir,’ returned his son, seeing that he paused for him to speak. ‘No doubt.’

‘Of course, Dad,’ his son replied, noticing he had paused for him to speak. ‘Of course.’

‘There’s Haredale’s niece, your late flame,’ said Mr Chester, as a careless illustration of his meaning. ‘No doubt in your mind she was all heart once. Now she has none at all. Yet she is the same person, Ned, exactly.’

‘There’s Haredale’s niece, your ex-girlfriend,’ Mr. Chester said, casually making his point. ‘You probably thought she was all about love once. Now she’s got none. But she’s the same person, Ned, exactly.’

‘She is a changed person, sir,’ cried Edward, reddening; ‘and changed by vile means, I believe.’

‘She’s a different person now, sir,’ exclaimed Edward, his face turning red; ‘and I think it’s because of terrible methods.’

‘You have had a cool dismissal, have you?’ said his father. ‘Poor Ned! I told you last night what would happen.—May I ask you for the nutcrackers?’

“You've had a cold dismissal, haven't you?” said his father. “Poor Ned! I told you last night what would happen. Can I ask for the nutcrackers?”

‘She has been tampered with, and most treacherously deceived,’ cried Edward, rising from his seat. ‘I never will believe that the knowledge of my real position, given her by myself, has worked this change. I know she is beset and tortured. But though our contract is at an end, and broken past all redemption; though I charge upon her want of firmness and want of truth, both to herself and me; I do not now, and never will believe, that any sordid motive, or her own unbiassed will, has led her to this course—never!’

“She has been messed with and very deceitfully manipulated,” Edward exclaimed, standing up. “I refuse to believe that the information about my true situation, which I shared with her, has caused this change. I know she is being pressured and tormented. But even though our agreement is over and irreparably broken; even though I hold her responsible for her lack of resolve and dishonesty, both to herself and to me; I do not, now or ever, believe that any selfish motive or her own free will has driven her to this decision—never!”

‘You make me blush,’ returned his father gaily, ‘for the folly of your nature, in which—but we never know ourselves—I devoutly hope there is no reflection of my own. With regard to the young lady herself, she has done what is very natural and proper, my dear fellow; what you yourself proposed, as I learn from Haredale; and what I predicted—with no great exercise of sagacity—she would do. She supposed you to be rich, or at least quite rich enough; and found you poor. Marriage is a civil contract; people marry to better their worldly condition and improve appearances; it is an affair of house and furniture, of liveries, servants, equipage, and so forth. The lady being poor and you poor also, there is an end of the matter. You cannot enter upon these considerations, and have no manner of business with the ceremony. I drink her health in this glass, and respect and honour her for her extreme good sense. It is a lesson to you. Fill yours, Ned.’

"You make me blush," his father replied cheerfully, "because of the foolishness in your nature, which—but we never truly know ourselves—I sincerely hope doesn’t reflect my own. As for the young lady herself, she did what’s very natural and appropriate, my dear fellow; what you yourself suggested, as I’ve heard from Haredale; and what I predicted—without any special insight—that she would do. She thought you were wealthy, or at least well-off enough; and then found out you’re not. Marriage is a legal agreement; people marry to improve their financial situation and enhance their social standing; it’s about homes and furniture, uniforms, servants, transportation, and so on. Since the lady is poor and you’re also poor, that’s the end of it. You can’t consider these things, and you don’t have any business with the ceremony. I raise this glass to her health, and I respect and admire her for her great common sense. It’s a lesson for you. Fill yours, Ned."

‘It is a lesson,’ returned his son, ‘by which I hope I may never profit, and if years and experience impress it on—’

‘It's a lesson,’ replied his son, ‘that I hope I’ll never benefit from, and if time and experience make it clear—’

‘Don’t say on the heart,’ interposed his father.

‘Don't say on the heart,’ his father interrupted.

‘On men whom the world and its hypocrisy have spoiled,’ said Edward warmly, ‘Heaven keep me from its knowledge.’

“On men whom the world and its hypocrisy have corrupted,” Edward said passionately, “Heaven keep me from knowing them.”

‘Come, sir,’ returned his father, raising himself a little on the sofa, and looking straight towards him; ‘we have had enough of this. Remember, if you please, your interest, your duty, your moral obligations, your filial affections, and all that sort of thing, which it is so very delightful and charming to reflect upon; or you will repent it.’

‘Come on, son,’ his father said, propping himself up a bit on the sofa and looking directly at him. ‘We've had enough of this. Remember, if you will, your interests, your responsibilities, your moral obligations, your family bonds, and all that stuff that’s so nice and pleasant to think about; otherwise, you’ll regret it.’

‘I shall never repent the preservation of my self-respect, sir,’ said Edward. ‘Forgive me if I say that I will not sacrifice it at your bidding, and that I will not pursue the track which you would have me take, and to which the secret share you have had in this late separation tends.’

‘I will never regret maintaining my self-respect, sir,’ said Edward. ‘Please forgive me for saying that I will not sacrifice it at your command, and that I will not follow the path you want me to take, which the secret role you played in this recent separation points towards.’

His father rose a little higher still, and looking at him as though curious to know if he were quite resolved and earnest, dropped gently down again, and said in the calmest voice—eating his nuts meanwhile,

His father rose a bit higher and looked at him as if he wanted to know if he was truly determined and serious. Then he gently came back down and said in the calmest voice—while eating his nuts,

‘Edward, my father had a son, who being a fool like you, and, like you, entertaining low and disobedient sentiments, he disinherited and cursed one morning after breakfast. The circumstance occurs to me with a singular clearness of recollection this evening. I remember eating muffins at the time, with marmalade. He led a miserable life (the son, I mean) and died early; it was a happy release on all accounts; he degraded the family very much. It is a sad circumstance, Edward, when a father finds it necessary to resort to such strong measures.

‘Edward, my father had a son who was a fool like you, and, like you, he had low and disobedient thoughts. One morning after breakfast, my father disowned and cursed him. I remember it vividly this evening. I was eating muffins with marmalade at the time. The son had a miserable life and died young; it was a relief for everyone because he really brought the family down. It’s a tragic situation, Edward, when a father feels he has to take such drastic actions.

‘It is,’ replied Edward, ‘and it is sad when a son, proffering him his love and duty in their best and truest sense, finds himself repelled at every turn, and forced to disobey. Dear father,’ he added, more earnestly though in a gentler tone, ‘I have reflected many times on what occurred between us when we first discussed this subject. Let there be a confidence between us; not in terms, but truth. Hear what I have to say.’

“It is,” Edward replied, “and it's sad when a son, offering his love and duty in the most genuine way, finds himself pushed away at every turn and feels forced to disobey. Dear father,” he added, more earnestly but with a gentler tone, “I’ve thought about what happened between us when we first talked about this. Let’s have honesty between us; not just words, but real truth. Please listen to what I have to say.”

‘As I anticipate what it is, and cannot fail to do so, Edward,’ returned his father coldly, ‘I decline. I couldn’t possibly. I am sure it would put me out of temper, which is a state of mind I can’t endure. If you intend to mar my plans for your establishment in life, and the preservation of that gentility and becoming pride, which our family have so long sustained—if, in short, you are resolved to take your own course, you must take it, and my curse with it. I am very sorry, but there’s really no alternative.’

“Edward,” his father replied coldly, “I can guess what you’re going to say, and I refuse. I simply can’t. I know it would throw me off, and I can’t stand that state of mind. If you plan to ruin my plans for your future and disrupt the dignity and pride that our family has maintained for so long—if you’re determined to follow your own path, then you’ll have to do so, along with my disapproval. I’m truly sorry, but there’s really no other option.”

‘The curse may pass your lips,’ said Edward, ‘but it will be but empty breath. I do not believe that any man on earth has greater power to call one down upon his fellow—least of all, upon his own child—than he has to make one drop of rain or flake of snow fall from the clouds above us at his impious bidding. Beware, sir, what you do.’

“The curse might come out of your mouth,” Edward said, “but it will just be empty words. I don’t think anyone on earth has more power to bring a curse upon another—especially not their own child—than they do to make even a single drop of rain or a flake of snow fall from the sky at their wicked command. Be careful, sir, about what you do.”

‘You are so very irreligious, so exceedingly undutiful, so horribly profane,’ rejoined his father, turning his face lazily towards him, and cracking another nut, ‘that I positively must interrupt you here. It is quite impossible we can continue to go on, upon such terms as these. If you will do me the favour to ring the bell, the servant will show you to the door. Return to this roof no more, I beg you. Go, sir, since you have no moral sense remaining; and go to the Devil, at my express desire. Good day.’

'You are incredibly irreligious, so disrespectful, and shockingly profane,' his father replied, turning his face lazily toward him and cracking another nut. 'I really must interrupt you here. There's no way we can keep going on like this. If you would be so kind as to ring the bell, the servant will show you to the door. Please don’t come back here anymore. Leave, since you seem to have lost all sense of morality; and go to hell, as I specifically request. Goodbye.'

Edward left the room without another word or look, and turned his back upon the house for ever.

Edward walked out of the room without saying anything else or looking back, and turned his back on the house forever.

The father’s face was slightly flushed and heated, but his manner was quite unchanged, as he rang the bell again, and addressed the servant on his entrance.

The father’s face was a bit flushed and warm, but his demeanor didn’t change at all as he rang the bell again and spoke to the servant when he came in.

‘Peak—if that gentleman who has just gone out—’

‘Peak—if that guy who just left—’

‘I beg your pardon, sir, Mr Edward?’

‘I beg your pardon, sir, Mr. Edward?’

‘Were there more than one, dolt, that you ask the question?—If that gentleman should send here for his wardrobe, let him have it, do you hear? If he should call himself at any time, I’m not at home. You’ll tell him so, and shut the door.’

‘Were there more than one, you fool, that you ask that question?—If that gentleman asks for his clothes to be sent here, let him have them, okay? If he calls at any time, I’m not home. You’ll tell him that and then shut the door.’

So, it soon got whispered about, that Mr Chester was very unfortunate in his son, who had occasioned him great grief and sorrow. And the good people who heard this and told it again, marvelled the more at his equanimity and even temper, and said what an amiable nature that man must have, who, having undergone so much, could be so placid and so calm. And when Edward’s name was spoken, Society shook its head, and laid its finger on its lip, and sighed, and looked very grave; and those who had sons about his age, waxed wrathful and indignant, and hoped, for Virtue’s sake, that he was dead. And the world went on turning round, as usual, for five years, concerning which this Narrative is silent.

So, it soon got around that Mr. Chester was really unlucky with his son, who caused him a lot of grief and sadness. The good people who heard this and shared it again were even more amazed by his calmness and steady temperament, saying what a kind person he must be, who could remain so peaceful and composed after going through so much. When Edward’s name came up, society shook its head, put a finger to its lips, sighed, and looked very serious; and those with sons around his age grew angry and upset, hoping, for the sake of decency, that he was dead. And life continued on, as usual, for five years, about which this Narrative is silent.





Chapter 33

One wintry evening, early in the year of our Lord one thousand seven hundred and eighty, a keen north wind arose as it grew dark, and night came on with black and dismal looks. A bitter storm of sleet, sharp, dense, and icy-cold, swept the wet streets, and rattled on the trembling windows. Signboards, shaken past endurance in their creaking frames, fell crashing on the pavement; old tottering chimneys reeled and staggered in the blast; and many a steeple rocked again that night, as though the earth were troubled.

One wintry evening, early in 1780, a sharp north wind picked up as it got dark, and night descended with a gloomy, heavy air. A harsh storm of sleet, sharp, dense, and icy cold, swept through the wet streets, rattling the trembling windows. Signboards, shaken to their limit in their creaking frames, fell hard onto the pavement; old, unstable chimneys swayed and lurched in the gusts; and many steeples rocked that night as if the earth itself was unsettled.

It was not a time for those who could by any means get light and warmth, to brave the fury of the weather. In coffee-houses of the better sort, guests crowded round the fire, forgot to be political, and told each other with a secret gladness that the blast grew fiercer every minute. Each humble tavern by the water-side, had its group of uncouth figures round the hearth, who talked of vessels foundering at sea, and all hands lost; related many a dismal tale of shipwreck and drowned men, and hoped that some they knew were safe, and shook their heads in doubt. In private dwellings, children clustered near the blaze; listening with timid pleasure to tales of ghosts and goblins, and tall figures clad in white standing by bed-sides, and people who had gone to sleep in old churches and being overlooked had found themselves alone there at the dead hour of the night: until they shuddered at the thought of the dark rooms upstairs, yet loved to hear the wind moan too, and hoped it would continue bravely. From time to time these happy indoor people stopped to listen, or one held up his finger and cried ‘Hark!’ and then, above the rumbling in the chimney, and the fast pattering on the glass, was heard a wailing, rushing sound, which shook the walls as though a giant’s hand were on them; then a hoarse roar as if the sea had risen; then such a whirl and tumult that the air seemed mad; and then, with a lengthened howl, the waves of wind swept on, and left a moment’s interval of rest.

It wasn't a time for anyone who could find warmth and light to challenge the harsh weather. In the nicer coffee shops, guests gathered around the fire, set aside their political debates, and shared with a secret joy how the storm grew stronger by the minute. Each small tavern by the water had its own group of rough figures by the hearth, talking about ships sinking at sea and lives lost; they recounted many sad tales of shipwrecks and drowned sailors, hoping that some of the people they knew were safe, while shaking their heads in uncertainty. In private homes, children huddled near the fire, listening with a mix of fear and excitement to stories of ghosts, goblins, and tall figures dressed in white standing by beds, and of people who fell asleep in old churches and found themselves alone there in the dead of night; until they shivered at the thought of the dark rooms upstairs, yet loved to hear the wind howl and hoped it would keep howling. Occasionally, these cheerful indoor folks would pause to listen, or one would raise a finger and shout ‘Hark!’ and then, above the rumbling in the chimney and the fast pattering on the glass, they would hear a wailing rush that shook the walls as if a giant's hand were on them; followed by a hoarse roar as if the sea had risen; then such a whirl and chaos that the air felt wild; and then, with a prolonged howl, the gusts of wind swept on, leaving a brief moment of calm.

Cheerily, though there were none abroad to see it, shone the Maypole light that evening. Blessings on the red—deep, ruby, glowing red—old curtain of the window; blending into one rich stream of brightness, fire and candle, meat, drink, and company, and gleaming like a jovial eye upon the bleak waste out of doors! Within, what carpet like its crunching sand, what music merry as its crackling logs, what perfume like its kitchen’s dainty breath, what weather genial as its hearty warmth! Blessings on the old house, how sturdily it stood! How did the vexed wind chafe and roar about its stalwart roof; how did it pant and strive with its wide chimneys, which still poured forth from their hospitable throats, great clouds of smoke, and puffed defiance in its face; how, above all, did it drive and rattle at the casement, emulous to extinguish that cheerful glow, which would not be put down and seemed the brighter for the conflict!

Cheerfully, even though there was no one outside to see it, the Maypole light shone that evening. Blessings on the deep, ruby red—glowing red—old curtain of the window; merging into a rich stream of brightness, fire and candlelight, food, drinks, and friendship, shining like a cheerful eye over the desolate outdoors! Inside, what carpet compared to its crunching sand, what music was as merry as its crackling logs, what scent like the delightful aroma from its kitchen, what atmosphere was as warm as its hearty comfort! Blessings on the old house, how sturdy it stood! How the irritated wind chafed and roared around its strong roof; how it panted and struggled against its wide chimneys, which still released great clouds of smoke from their welcoming mouths, defiantly puffing smoke in its face; and how, above all, it rumbled and shook the window, eager to extinguish that cheerful glow, which refused to be dimmed and seemed even brighter because of the struggle!

The profusion too, the rich and lavish bounty, of that goodly tavern! It was not enough that one fire roared and sparkled on its spacious hearth; in the tiles which paved and compassed it, five hundred flickering fires burnt brightly also. It was not enough that one red curtain shut the wild night out, and shed its cheerful influence on the room. In every saucepan lid, and candlestick, and vessel of copper, brass, or tin that hung upon the walls, were countless ruddy hangings, flashing and gleaming with every motion of the blaze, and offering, let the eye wander where it might, interminable vistas of the same rich colour. The old oak wainscoting, the beams, the chairs, the seats, reflected it in a deep, dull glimmer. There were fires and red curtains in the very eyes of the drinkers, in their buttons, in their liquor, in the pipes they smoked.

The abundance, the rich and lavish feast, of that inviting tavern! It wasn't enough that one fire blazed and crackled in its large fireplace; in the tiles that covered and surrounded it, five hundred flickering flames also burned brightly. It wasn't enough that one red curtain blocked out the wild night and spread its cheerful glow throughout the room. In every pan lid, candlestick, and copper, brass, or tin vessel hanging on the walls, countless warm colors flashed and shimmered with every movement of the flame, offering endless views of that same rich hue wherever the eye wandered. The old oak paneling, the beams, the chairs, the benches reflected it in a deep, dull shine. There were fires and red curtains in the very eyes of the drinkers, in their buttons, in their drinks, in the pipes they smoked.

Mr Willet sat in what had been his accustomed place five years before, with his eyes on the eternal boiler; and had sat there since the clock struck eight, giving no other signs of life than breathing with a loud and constant snore (though he was wide awake), and from time to time putting his glass to his lips, or knocking the ashes out of his pipe, and filling it anew. It was now half-past ten. Mr Cobb and long Phil Parkes were his companions, as of old, and for two mortal hours and a half, none of the company had pronounced one word.

Mr. Willet sat in his usual spot, just like he did five years ago, staring at the boiler. He had been there since the clock struck eight, making no other signs of life except for his loud and constant snoring (even though he was wide awake) and occasionally raising his glass to his lips, or emptying the ashes from his pipe and refilling it. It was now 10:30. Mr. Cobb and long Phil Parkes were with him, as always, and for two and a half long hours, no one had said a word.

Whether people, by dint of sitting together in the same place and the same relative positions, and doing exactly the same things for a great many years, acquire a sixth sense, or some unknown power of influencing each other which serves them in its stead, is a question for philosophy to settle. But certain it is that old John Willet, Mr Parkes, and Mr Cobb, were one and all firmly of opinion that they were very jolly companions—rather choice spirits than otherwise; that they looked at each other every now and then as if there were a perpetual interchange of ideas going on among them; that no man considered himself or his neighbour by any means silent; and that each of them nodded occasionally when he caught the eye of another, as if he would say, ‘You have expressed yourself extremely well, sir, in relation to that sentiment, and I quite agree with you.’

Whether people, by simply sitting together in the same place and having the same relative positions while doing the same things for many years, develop a sixth sense or some unknown ability to influence each other is a question for philosophers to figure out. But one thing is clear: old John Willet, Mr. Parkes, and Mr. Cobb all firmly believed they were very enjoyable companions—rather distinguished characters, if you will; that they occasionally looked at each other as if there was a constant exchange of ideas happening among them; that no one thought of themselves or their neighbor as being silent at all; and that each of them would nod now and then when catching another's eye, as if to say, ‘You articulated that sentiment extremely well, sir, and I completely agree with you.’

The room was so very warm, the tobacco so very good, and the fire so very soothing, that Mr Willet by degrees began to doze; but as he had perfectly acquired, by dint of long habit, the art of smoking in his sleep, and as his breathing was pretty much the same, awake or asleep, saving that in the latter case he sometimes experienced a slight difficulty in respiration (such as a carpenter meets with when he is planing and comes to a knot), neither of his companions was aware of the circumstance, until he met with one of these impediments and was obliged to try again.

The room was really warm, the tobacco was really good, and the fire was really comforting, so Mr. Willet gradually started to doze off. But since he had mastered, through long habit, the art of smoking in his sleep, and his breathing was pretty much the same whether he was awake or asleep—except that, when asleep, he sometimes had a slight difficulty in breathing (like a carpenter does when he's planing and hits a knot)—neither of his companions noticed anything was off until he encountered one of those breathing issues and had to try again.

‘Johnny’s dropped off,’ said Mr Parkes in a whisper.

‘Johnny’s been dropped off,’ Mr. Parkes said quietly.

‘Fast as a top,’ said Mr Cobb.

"Fast as a spinning top," said Mr. Cobb.

Neither of them said any more until Mr Willet came to another knot—one of surpassing obduracy—which bade fair to throw him into convulsions, but which he got over at last without waking, by an effort quite superhuman.

Neither of them said anything else until Mr. Willet reached another knot—one that was incredibly stubborn—which almost made him lose it, but he finally managed to get through it without waking up, with an effort that was nothing short of extraordinary.

‘He sleeps uncommon hard,’ said Mr Cobb.

“He sleeps really deeply,” said Mr. Cobb.

Mr Parkes, who was possibly a hard-sleeper himself, replied with some disdain, ‘Not a bit on it;’ and directed his eyes towards a handbill pasted over the chimney-piece, which was decorated at the top with a woodcut representing a youth of tender years running away very fast, with a bundle over his shoulder at the end of a stick, and—to carry out the idea—a finger-post and a milestone beside him. Mr Cobb likewise turned his eyes in the same direction, and surveyed the placard as if that were the first time he had ever beheld it. Now, this was a document which Mr Willet had himself indited on the disappearance of his son Joseph, acquainting the nobility and gentry and the public in general with the circumstances of his having left his home; describing his dress and appearance; and offering a reward of five pounds to any person or persons who would pack him up and return him safely to the Maypole at Chigwell, or lodge him in any of his Majesty’s jails until such time as his father should come and claim him. In this advertisement Mr Willet had obstinately persisted, despite the advice and entreaties of his friends, in describing his son as a ‘young boy;’ and furthermore as being from eighteen inches to a couple of feet shorter than he really was; two circumstances which perhaps accounted, in some degree, for its never having been productive of any other effect than the transmission to Chigwell at various times and at a vast expense, of some five-and-forty runaways varying from six years old to twelve.

Mr. Parkes, who was probably a hard sleeper himself, responded with some contempt, "Not at all;" and pointed to a flyer stuck over the mantel, which featured a woodcut at the top showing a young boy running away quickly, with a bundle on a stick over his shoulder, and—just to emphasize the idea—a signpost and a milestone beside him. Mr. Cobb also looked in the same direction and examined the notice as if he had never seen it before. This was a document that Mr. Willet had personally written about the disappearance of his son Joseph, informing the nobility, gentry, and the general public about the circumstances of his departure; describing his clothing and appearance; and offering a reward of five pounds to anyone who would bring him back safely to the Maypole at Chigwell, or hold him in any of His Majesty’s jails until his father could come and claim him. In this advertisement, Mr. Willet stubbornly insisted, despite the advice and pleas from his friends, on describing his son as a "young boy," and even claimed he was eighteen inches to two feet shorter than he actually was; these two facts probably explained, to some extent, why it resulted in nothing more than the costly transportation to Chigwell of about forty-five runaways ranging from six to twelve years old.

Mr Cobb and Mr Parkes looked mysteriously at this composition, at each other, and at old John. From the time he had pasted it up with his own hands, Mr Willet had never by word or sign alluded to the subject, or encouraged any one else to do so. Nobody had the least notion what his thoughts or opinions were, connected with it; whether he remembered it or forgot it; whether he had any idea that such an event had ever taken place. Therefore, even while he slept, no one ventured to refer to it in his presence; and for such sufficient reasons, these his chosen friends were silent now.

Mr. Cobb and Mr. Parkes exchanged curious glances at the piece, at each other, and at old John. Since the moment he had put it up himself, Mr. Willet had never mentioned the topic, nor had he encouraged anyone else to bring it up. No one had a clue what his thoughts or opinions were about it, whether he remembered it or had forgotten it, or if he even knew that such an event had ever happened. So, even while he slept, no one dared to mention it in front of him; and for those good reasons, his loyal friends were quiet now.

Mr Willet had got by this time into such a complication of knots, that it was perfectly clear he must wake or die. He chose the former alternative, and opened his eyes.

Mr. Willet had gotten himself into such a tangled mess by this point that it was obvious he had to either wake up or die. He chose to wake up and opened his eyes.

‘If he don’t come in five minutes,’ said John, ‘I shall have supper without him.’

‘If he doesn’t come in five minutes,’ said John, ‘I’m going to have supper without him.’

The antecedent of this pronoun had been mentioned for the last time at eight o’clock. Messrs Parkes and Cobb being used to this style of conversation, replied without difficulty that to be sure Solomon was very late, and they wondered what had happened to detain him.

The last time the antecedent of this pronoun was mentioned was at eight o’clock. Mr. Parkes and Mr. Cobb, being familiar with this kind of conversation, easily responded that Solomon was indeed very late, and they were curious about what might have delayed him.

‘He an’t blown away, I suppose,’ said Parkes. ‘It’s enough to carry a man of his figure off his legs, and easy too. Do you hear it? It blows great guns, indeed. There’ll be many a crash in the Forest to-night, I reckon, and many a broken branch upon the ground to-morrow.’

‘He isn't blown away, I guess,’ said Parkes. ‘It’s enough to knock a guy of his size off his feet, and it’s easy to do. Do you hear that? It’s really howling. I bet there’ll be a lot of crashes in the Forest tonight, and plenty of broken branches on the ground tomorrow.’

‘It won’t break anything in the Maypole, I take it, sir,’ returned old John. ‘Let it try. I give it leave—what’s that?’

‘It won’t break anything in the Maypole, I assume, sir,’ replied old John. ‘Let it try. I don’t mind—what’s that?’

‘The wind,’ cried Parkes. ‘It’s howling like a Christian, and has been all night long.’

‘The wind,’ shouted Parkes. ‘It’s howling like crazy, and it’s been doing that all night!’

‘Did you ever, sir,’ asked John, after a minute’s contemplation, ‘hear the wind say “Maypole”?’

‘Did you ever, sir,’ asked John, after a minute of thought, ‘hear the wind say “Maypole”?’

‘Why, what man ever did?’ said Parkes.

‘Why, what man ever did?’ Parkes said.

‘Nor “ahoy,” perhaps?’ added John.

“Nor ‘ahoy,’ maybe?” added John.

‘No. Nor that neither.’

'No. Neither that one.'

‘Very good, sir,’ said Mr Willet, perfectly unmoved; ‘then if that was the wind just now, and you’ll wait a little time without speaking, you’ll hear it say both words very plain.’

“Sure thing, sir,” Mr. Willet replied, completely unbothered; “so if that was the wind just now, and you wait a moment without saying anything, you’ll hear it clearly say both words.”

Mr Willet was right. After listening for a few moments, they could clearly hear, above the roar and tumult out of doors, this shout repeated; and that with a shrillness and energy, which denoted that it came from some person in great distress or terror. They looked at each other, turned pale, and held their breath. No man stirred.

Mr. Willet was right. After listening for a few moments, they could clearly hear, over the roar and chaos outside, this shout repeated; and it had a shrillness and intensity that indicated it came from someone in deep distress or fear. They looked at each other, turned pale, and held their breath. No one moved.

It was in this emergency that Mr Willet displayed something of that strength of mind and plenitude of mental resource, which rendered him the admiration of all his friends and neighbours. After looking at Messrs Parkes and Cobb for some time in silence, he clapped his two hands to his cheeks, and sent forth a roar which made the glasses dance and rafters ring—a long-sustained, discordant bellow, that rolled onward with the wind, and startling every echo, made the night a hundred times more boisterous—a deep, loud, dismal bray, that sounded like a human gong. Then, with every vein in his head and face swollen with the great exertion, and his countenance suffused with a lively purple, he drew a little nearer to the fire, and turning his back upon it, said with dignity:

It was during this crisis that Mr. Willet showed the kind of mental strength and quick thinking that made him the admiration of all his friends and neighbors. After staring at Messrs. Parkes and Cobb in silence for a while, he slapped his hands against his cheeks and let out a roar that made the glasses shake and the rafters vibrate—a long, jarring bellow that rolled on with the wind, startling every echo and making the night feel a hundred times louder—a deep, resonant, sorrowful sound that resembled a human gong. Then, with every vein in his head and face bulging from the effort and his face flushed a vibrant purple, he leaned a little closer to the fire, turned his back to it, and said with a sense of dignity:

‘If that’s any comfort to anybody, they’re welcome to it. If it an’t, I’m sorry for ‘em. If either of you two gentlemen likes to go out and see what’s the matter, you can. I’m not curious, myself.’

‘If that provides any comfort to anyone, they can have it. If it doesn’t, I feel sorry for them. If either of you two gentlemen want to go out and see what’s going on, you can. I'm not curious myself.’

While he spoke the cry drew nearer and nearer, footsteps passed the window, the latch of the door was raised, it opened, was violently shut again, and Solomon Daisy, with a lighted lantern in his hand, and the rain streaming from his disordered dress, dashed into the room.

While he was talking, the cry got closer and closer, footsteps went by the window, the latch of the door was lifted, it opened, then was slammed shut again, and Solomon Daisy, holding a lit lantern and dripping rain from his messy clothes, burst into the room.

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A more complete picture of terror than the little man presented, it would be difficult to imagine. The perspiration stood in beads upon his face, his knees knocked together, his every limb trembled, the power of articulation was quite gone; and there he stood, panting for breath, gazing on them with such livid ashy looks, that they were infected with his fear, though ignorant of its occasion, and, reflecting his dismayed and horror-stricken visage, stared back again without venturing to question him; until old John Willet, in a fit of temporary insanity, made a dive at his cravat, and, seizing him by that portion of his dress, shook him to and fro until his very teeth appeared to rattle in his head.

It would be hard to imagine a more intense scene of terror than what the little man showed. Sweat dripped down his face, his knees were shaking, every part of him trembled, and he couldn’t speak at all; there he was, gasping for air, staring at them with such a pale, ashy face that they caught his fear, even though they didn’t know why he was scared. They mirrored his shocked and horrified expression and stared back at him without daring to ask any questions, until old John Willet, in a moment of insanity, jumped at his necktie and grabbed him by that part of his clothing, shaking him back and forth until it looked like his teeth were rattling in his head.

‘Tell us what’s the matter, sir,’ said John, ‘or I’ll kill you. Tell us what’s the matter, sir, or in another second I’ll have your head under the biler. How dare you look like that? Is anybody a-following of you? What do you mean? Say something, or I’ll be the death of you, I will.’

“Tell us what’s wrong, sir,” said John, “or I’ll take you out. Tell us what’s wrong, or in a second I’ll have your head under the boiler. How dare you look like that? Is anyone following you? What do you mean? Say something, or I swear I’ll make you regret it.”

Mr Willet, in his frenzy, was so near keeping his word to the very letter (Solomon Daisy’s eyes already beginning to roll in an alarming manner, and certain guttural sounds, as of a choking man, to issue from his throat), that the two bystanders, recovering in some degree, plucked him off his victim by main force, and placed the little clerk of Chigwell in a chair. Directing a fearful gaze all round the room, he implored them in a faint voice to give him some drink; and above all to lock the house-door and close and bar the shutters of the room, without a moment’s loss of time. The latter request did not tend to reassure his hearers, or to fill them with the most comfortable sensations; they complied with it, however, with the greatest expedition; and having handed him a bumper of brandy-and-water, nearly boiling hot, waited to hear what he might have to tell them.

Mr. Willet, in his frenzy, was so close to keeping his word to the letter (Solomon Daisy's eyes already starting to roll in a concerning way, along with some guttural sounds like those of a choking man coming from his throat), that the two bystanders, regaining some composure, pulled him off his victim by force and placed the little clerk of Chigwell in a chair. Looking around the room in a panic, he begged them in a weak voice to get him something to drink; and above all, to lock the front door and shut and secure the shutters of the room without delay. This request didn’t exactly calm his listeners or make them feel any better; however, they complied quickly and handed him a glass of nearly boiling hot brandy-and-water, then waited to hear what he had to say.

‘Oh, Johnny,’ said Solomon, shaking him by the hand. ‘Oh, Parkes. Oh, Tommy Cobb. Why did I leave this house to-night! On the nineteenth of March—of all nights in the year, on the nineteenth of March!’

‘Oh, Johnny,’ said Solomon, shaking his hand. ‘Oh, Parkes. Oh, Tommy Cobb. Why did I leave this house tonight! On March nineteenth—of all nights in the year, on March nineteenth!’

They all drew closer to the fire. Parkes, who was nearest to the door, started and looked over his shoulder. Mr Willet, with great indignation, inquired what the devil he meant by that—and then said, ‘God forgive me,’ and glanced over his own shoulder, and came a little nearer.

They all moved closer to the fire. Parkes, who was closest to the door, jumped and looked over his shoulder. Mr. Willet, really upset, asked what the heck he was doing—and then said, "God forgive me," glancing over his own shoulder before stepping a bit closer.

‘When I left here to-night,’ said Solomon Daisy, ‘I little thought what day of the month it was. I have never gone alone into the church after dark on this day, for seven-and-twenty years. I have heard it said that as we keep our birthdays when we are alive, so the ghosts of dead people, who are not easy in their graves, keep the day they died upon.—How the wind roars!’

‘When I left here tonight,’ said Solomon Daisy, ‘I had no idea what the date was. I’ve never entered the church alone after dark on this day for twenty-seven years. I've heard it said that just like we celebrate our birthdays while we're alive, the spirits of those who aren't at peace keep the anniversary of their death. —Wow, the wind is howling!’

Nobody spoke. All eyes were fastened on Solomon.

Nobody said a word. Everyone was staring at Solomon.

‘I might have known,’ he said, ‘what night it was, by the foul weather. There’s no such night in the whole year round as this is, always. I never sleep quietly in my bed on the nineteenth of March.’

‘I should have known,’ he said, ‘what night it is, by the terrible weather. There’s no night in the entire year like this one, always. I never sleep peacefully in my bed on March nineteenth.’

‘Go on,’ said Tom Cobb, in a low voice. ‘Nor I neither.’

‘Go on,’ said Tom Cobb quietly. ‘Me neither.’

Solomon Daisy raised his glass to his lips; put it down upon the floor with such a trembling hand that the spoon tinkled in it like a little bell; and continued thus:

Solomon Daisy raised his glass to his lips; set it down on the floor with such a shaky hand that the spoon tinkled inside it like a tiny bell; and went on like this:

‘Have I ever said that we are always brought back to this subject in some strange way, when the nineteenth of this month comes round? Do you suppose it was by accident, I forgot to wind up the church-clock? I never forgot it at any other time, though it’s such a clumsy thing that it has to be wound up every day. Why should it escape my memory on this day of all others?

‘Have I ever mentioned that we always end up back on this topic in some odd way when the nineteenth of this month rolls around? Do you think it was just a coincidence that I forgot to wind the church clock? I’ve never forgotten to do it at any other time, even though it’s such a bulky thing that needs winding every day. Why would I forget it on this day of all days?

‘I made as much haste down there as I could when I went from here, but I had to go home first for the keys; and the wind and rain being dead against me all the way, it was pretty well as much as I could do at times to keep my legs. I got there at last, opened the church-door, and went in. I had not met a soul all the way, and you may judge whether it was dull or not. Neither of you would bear me company. If you could have known what was to come, you’d have been in the right.

"I hurried down there as fast as I could when I left here, but I had to go home first for the keys. With the wind and rain hitting me the whole way, it was tough to keep my balance at times. I finally arrived, opened the church door, and went inside. I hadn't seen a single person on the way, so you can imagine how boring it was. Neither of you wanted to join me. If you had known what was going to happen, you would have been right to come."

‘The wind was so strong, that it was as much as I could do to shut the church-door by putting my whole weight against it; and even as it was, it burst wide open twice, with such strength that any of you would have sworn, if you had been leaning against it, as I was, that somebody was pushing on the other side. However, I got the key turned, went into the belfry, and wound up the clock—which was very near run down, and would have stood stock-still in half an hour.

The wind was so strong that I had to lean my full weight against the church door just to close it, and even then, it burst open twice with such force that anyone leaning against it, like I was, would have sworn someone was pushing from the other side. Anyway, I managed to turn the key, went into the belfry, and wound up the clock, which was almost out of power and would have stopped completely in half an hour.

‘As I took up my lantern again to leave the church, it came upon me all at once that this was the nineteenth of March. It came upon me with a kind of shock, as if a hand had struck the thought upon my forehead; at the very same moment, I heard a voice outside the tower—rising from among the graves.’

‘As I picked up my lantern again to leave the church, it suddenly hit me that it was the nineteenth of March. It struck me like a shock, as if someone had hit the thought onto my forehead; at that exact moment, I heard a voice outside the tower—coming from among the graves.’

Here old John precipitately interrupted the speaker, and begged that if Mr Parkes (who was seated opposite to him and was staring directly over his head) saw anything, he would have the goodness to mention it. Mr Parkes apologised, and remarked that he was only listening; to which Mr Willet angrily retorted, that his listening with that kind of expression in his face was not agreeable, and that if he couldn’t look like other people, he had better put his pocket-handkerchief over his head. Mr Parkes with great submission pledged himself to do so, if again required, and John Willet turning to Solomon desired him to proceed. After waiting until a violent gust of wind and rain, which seemed to shake even that sturdy house to its foundation, had passed away, the little man complied:

Here, old John suddenly interrupted the speaker and asked Mr. Parkes, who was sitting across from him and staring over his head, to mention anything he saw. Mr. Parkes apologized and said he was just listening. Mr. Willet angrily shot back that Parkes' expression while listening was off-putting, and if he couldn't look normal, he might as well cover his head with his handkerchief. Mr. Parkes, quite submissively, promised to do that if needed again. John Willet then turned to Solomon and asked him to continue. After waiting for a fierce gust of wind and rain that seemed to rattle even their sturdy house, the little man finally complied:

‘Never tell me that it was my fancy, or that it was any other sound which I mistook for that I tell you of. I heard the wind whistle through the arches of the church. I heard the steeple strain and creak. I heard the rain as it came driving against the walls. I felt the bells shake. I saw the ropes sway to and fro. And I heard that voice.’

‘Never tell me that it was just my imagination, or that it was any other sound that I confused for what I’m telling you about. I heard the wind whistle through the arches of the church. I heard the steeple strain and creak. I heard the rain pounding against the walls. I felt the bells shake. I saw the ropes swing back and forth. And I heard that voice.’

‘What did it say?’ asked Tom Cobb.

‘What did it say?’ asked Tom Cobb.

‘I don’t know what; I don’t know that it spoke. It gave a kind of cry, as any one of us might do, if something dreadful followed us in a dream, and came upon us unawares; and then it died off: seeming to pass quite round the church.’

'I don’t know what; I don’t know that it spoke. It made a kind of cry, like any of us might if something terrifying was chasing us in a dream and caught us off guard; and then it faded away, as if it went all the way around the church.'

‘I don’t see much in that,’ said John, drawing a long breath, and looking round him like a man who felt relieved.

‘I don’t see much in that,’ John said, taking a deep breath and looking around like someone who felt relieved.

‘Perhaps not,’ returned his friend, ‘but that’s not all.’

‘Maybe not,’ replied his friend, ‘but that’s not the whole story.’

‘What more do you mean to say, sir, is to come?’ asked John, pausing in the act of wiping his face upon his apron. ‘What are you a-going to tell us of next?’

‘What else do you mean to say, sir, is coming?’ asked John, stopping to wipe his face with his apron. ‘What are you going to tell us next?’

‘What I saw.’

"What I saw."

‘Saw!’ echoed all three, bending forward.

“Saw!” echoed all three, leaning forward.

‘When I opened the church-door to come out,’ said the little man, with an expression of face which bore ample testimony to the sincerity of his conviction, ‘when I opened the church-door to come out, which I did suddenly, for I wanted to get it shut again before another gust of wind came up, there crossed me—so close, that by stretching out my finger I could have touched it—something in the likeness of a man. It was bare-headed to the storm. It turned its face without stopping, and fixed its eyes on mine. It was a ghost—a spirit.’

‘When I opened the church door to step outside,’ said the little man, his face clearly showing how deeply he believed what he was saying, ‘when I opened the church door to step out, which I did quickly because I wanted to close it before another gust of wind hit, something passed right in front of me—so close that I could have touched it with my finger. It was bare-headed against the storm. It turned its face without pausing and stared directly into my eyes. It was a ghost—a spirit.’

‘Whose?’ they all three cried together.

"Whose?" they all shouted in unison.

In the excess of his emotion (for he fell back trembling in his chair, and waved his hand as if entreating them to question him no further), his answer was lost on all but old John Willet, who happened to be seated close beside him.

In the overflow of his feelings (as he sank back trembling in his chair and waved his hand as if begging them not to ask him anything more), his response was only understood by old John Willet, who happened to be sitting right next to him.

‘Who!’ cried Parkes and Tom Cobb, looking eagerly by turns at Solomon Daisy and at Mr Willet. ‘Who was it?’

‘Who!’ cried Parkes and Tom Cobb, looking eagerly back and forth between Solomon Daisy and Mr. Willet. ‘Who was it?’

‘Gentlemen,’ said Mr Willet after a long pause, ‘you needn’t ask. The likeness of a murdered man. This is the nineteenth of March.’

‘Gentlemen,’ Mr. Willet said after a long pause, ‘you don’t need to ask. It’s the likeness of a murdered man. Today is March nineteenth.’

A profound silence ensued.

A deep silence followed.

‘If you’ll take my advice,’ said John, ‘we had better, one and all, keep this a secret. Such tales would not be liked at the Warren. Let us keep it to ourselves for the present time at all events, or we may get into trouble, and Solomon may lose his place. Whether it was really as he says, or whether it wasn’t, is no matter. Right or wrong, nobody would believe him. As to the probabilities, I don’t myself think,’ said Mr Willet, eyeing the corners of the room in a manner which showed that, like some other philosophers, he was not quite easy in his theory, ‘that a ghost as had been a man of sense in his lifetime, would be out a-walking in such weather—I only know that I wouldn’t, if I was one.’

“If you take my advice,” John said, “we should all keep this a secret. These kinds of stories wouldn’t be well-received at the Warren. Let’s keep it to ourselves for now; otherwise, we might get into trouble, and Solomon could lose his job. Whether it’s true or not doesn’t really matter. Right or wrong, nobody would believe him. As for my thoughts on it,” Mr. Willet said, looking around the room in a way that suggested he wasn’t completely comfortable with his opinion, “I don’t think a ghost who was sensible in life would be out wandering around in this kind of weather—I know I wouldn’t, if I were one.”

But this heretical doctrine was strongly opposed by the other three, who quoted a great many precedents to show that bad weather was the very time for such appearances; and Mr Parkes (who had had a ghost in his family, by the mother’s side) argued the matter with so much ingenuity and force of illustration, that John was only saved from having to retract his opinion by the opportune appearance of supper, to which they applied themselves with a dreadful relish. Even Solomon Daisy himself, by dint of the elevating influences of fire, lights, brandy, and good company, so far recovered as to handle his knife and fork in a highly creditable manner, and to display a capacity both of eating and drinking, such as banished all fear of his having sustained any lasting injury from his fright.

But this controversial belief was strongly challenged by the other three, who cited many examples to prove that bad weather was the perfect time for such sightings; and Mr. Parkes (who had a ghost in his family from his mother’s side) argued so cleverly and effectively that John only avoided retracting his opinion thanks to the timely arrival of supper, which they attacked with great enthusiasm. Even Solomon Daisy himself, thanks to the uplifting effects of fire, lights, brandy, and good company, managed to regain enough composure to handle his knife and fork quite impressively, showing a capacity for eating and drinking that completely dispelled any worries about him suffering lasting damage from his scare.

Supper done, they crowded round the fire again, and, as is common on such occasions, propounded all manner of leading questions calculated to surround the story with new horrors and surprises. But Solomon Daisy, notwithstanding these temptations, adhered so steadily to his original account, and repeated it so often, with such slight variations, and with such solemn asseverations of its truth and reality, that his hearers were (with good reason) more astonished than at first. As he took John Willet’s view of the matter in regard to the propriety of not bruiting the tale abroad, unless the spirit should appear to him again, in which case it would be necessary to take immediate counsel with the clergyman, it was solemnly resolved that it should be hushed up and kept quiet. And as most men like to have a secret to tell which may exalt their own importance, they arrived at this conclusion with perfect unanimity.

After dinner, they gathered around the fire again, and, as often happens in such situations, threw out all sorts of leading questions meant to add more horror and surprises to the story. But Solomon Daisy, despite these temptations, stuck to his original story so firmly, repeating it with just a few variations and such serious assurances of its truth and reality, that his listeners were (with good reason) even more stunned than before. Since he agreed with John Willet about the importance of not spreading the tale unless the spirit appeared to him again, in which case they would need to consult the clergyman right away, it was solemnly agreed that the matter should be kept under wraps. And because most people enjoy having a secret that makes them feel important, they reached this conclusion with complete harmony.

As it was by this time growing late, and was long past their usual hour of separating, the cronies parted for the night. Solomon Daisy, with a fresh candle in his lantern, repaired homewards under the escort of long Phil Parkes and Mr Cobb, who were rather more nervous than himself. Mr Willet, after seeing them to the door, returned to collect his thoughts with the assistance of the boiler, and to listen to the storm of wind and rain, which had not yet abated one jot of its fury.

As it was getting late and well past their usual time to say goodbye, the friends parted ways for the night. Solomon Daisy, with a new candle in his lantern, headed home accompanied by long Phil Parkes and Mr. Cobb, who seemed a bit more anxious than he was. After seeing them to the door, Mr. Willet went back to gather his thoughts with the help of the boiler and to listen to the raging storm of wind and rain, which showed no sign of easing its intensity.





Chapter 34

Before old John had looked at the boiler quite twenty minutes, he got his ideas into a focus, and brought them to bear upon Solomon Daisy’s story. The more he thought of it, the more impressed he became with a sense of his own wisdom, and a desire that Mr Haredale should be impressed with it likewise. At length, to the end that he might sustain a principal and important character in the affair; and might have the start of Solomon and his two friends, through whose means he knew the adventure, with a variety of exaggerations, would be known to at least a score of people, and most likely to Mr Haredale himself, by breakfast-time to-morrow; he determined to repair to the Warren before going to bed.

Before old John had stared at the boiler for about twenty minutes, he focused his thoughts and applied them to Solomon Daisy’s story. The more he contemplated it, the more he was struck by his own insight, and he wanted Mr. Haredale to see it too. Finally, in order to play a key role in the situation and get ahead of Solomon and his two friends—who he knew would share the story, complete with a lot of embellishments, with at least twenty people, likely including Mr. Haredale by breakfast tomorrow—he decided to head over to the Warren before going to sleep.

‘He’s my landlord,’ thought John, as he took a candle in his hand, and setting it down in a corner out of the wind’s way, opened a casement in the rear of the house, looking towards the stables. ‘We haven’t met of late years so often as we used to do—changes are taking place in the family—it’s desirable that I should stand as well with them, in point of dignity, as possible—the whispering about of this here tale will anger him—it’s good to have confidences with a gentleman of his natur’, and set one’s-self right besides. Halloa there! Hugh—Hugh. Hal-loa!’

‘He’s my landlord,’ thought John, as he picked up a candle and placed it in a corner out of the wind. He opened a window in the back of the house, looking toward the stables. ‘We haven’t seen each other as often in recent years as we used to—things are changing in the family—it’s important for me to maintain my dignity with them—the gossip about this situation will upset him—it’s beneficial to have a rapport with a gentleman like him, to clear things up. Hey there! Hugh—Hugh. Hey!’

When he had repeated this shout a dozen times, and startled every pigeon from its slumbers, a door in one of the ruinous old buildings opened, and a rough voice demanded what was amiss now, that a man couldn’t even have his sleep in quiet.

When he had shouted this a dozen times and startled every pigeon from its sleep, a door in one of the rundown old buildings opened, and a gruff voice asked what was wrong now, that a man couldn’t even get some peace to sleep.

‘What! Haven’t you sleep enough, growler, that you’re not to be knocked up for once?’ said John.

‘What! Haven’t you slept enough, grump, that you can’t be woken up for once?’ said John.

‘No,’ replied the voice, as the speaker yawned and shook himself. ‘Not half enough.’

‘No,’ replied the voice, as the speaker yawned and stretched. ‘Not even close.’

‘I don’t know how you CAN sleep, with the wind a bellowsing and roaring about you, making the tiles fly like a pack of cards,’ said John; ‘but no matter for that. Wrap yourself up in something or another, and come here, for you must go as far as the Warren with me. And look sharp about it.’

‘I don’t know how you CAN sleep with the wind howling and roaring around you, making the tiles fly like a deck of cards,’ said John; ‘but that doesn’t matter. Wrap yourself up in something and come here, because you have to go to the Warren with me. And hurry it up.’

Hugh, with much low growling and muttering, went back into his lair; and presently reappeared, carrying a lantern and a cudgel, and enveloped from head to foot in an old, frowzy, slouching horse-cloth. Mr Willet received this figure at the back-door, and ushered him into the bar, while he wrapped himself in sundry greatcoats and capes, and so tied and knotted his face in shawls and handkerchiefs, that how he breathed was a mystery.

Hugh, grumbling and mumbling to himself, went back into his hideout; and soon came out carrying a lantern and a club, wrapped from head to toe in an old, shabby horse blanket. Mr. Willet greeted him at the back door and led him into the bar, while he bundled up in several large coats and capes, tying and knotting his face with scarves and handkerchiefs in such a way that it was a mystery how he was able to breathe.

‘You don’t take a man out of doors at near midnight in such weather, without putting some heart into him, do you, master?’ said Hugh.

‘You don’t take a guy outside near midnight in this weather without giving him some encouragement, right, boss?’ said Hugh.

‘Yes I do, sir,’ returned Mr Willet. ‘I put the heart (as you call it) into him when he has brought me safe home again, and his standing steady on his legs an’t of so much consequence. So hold that light up, if you please, and go on a step or two before, to show the way.’

‘Yes, I do, sir,’ Mr. Willet replied. ‘I put my heart into it when he brings me home safely again, and whether he can stand steady on his legs isn’t that important. So please hold that light up and go a step or two ahead to show the way.’

Hugh obeyed with a very indifferent grace, and a longing glance at the bottles. Old John, laying strict injunctions on his cook to keep the doors locked in his absence, and to open to nobody but himself on pain of dismissal, followed him into the blustering darkness out of doors.

Hugh complied with a lackluster elegance, casting a wistful look at the bottles. Old John, giving his cook strict instructions to keep the doors locked when he wasn’t around and to open them only for him under the threat of termination, stepped into the howling darkness outside after him.

The way was wet and dismal, and the night so black, that if Mr Willet had been his own pilot, he would have walked into a deep horsepond within a few hundred yards of his own house, and would certainly have terminated his career in that ignoble sphere of action. But Hugh, who had a sight as keen as any hawk’s, and, apart from that endowment, could have found his way blindfold to any place within a dozen miles, dragged old John along, quite deaf to his remonstrances, and took his own course without the slightest reference to, or notice of, his master. So they made head against the wind as they best could; Hugh crushing the wet grass beneath his heavy tread, and stalking on after his ordinary savage fashion; John Willet following at arm’s length, picking his steps, and looking about him, now for bogs and ditches, and now for such stray ghosts as might be wandering abroad, with looks of as much dismay and uneasiness as his immovable face was capable of expressing.

The path was wet and gloomy, and the night was so dark that if Mr. Willet had been on his own, he would have walked right into a deep horse pond within a few hundred yards of his house, likely ending his journey in a rather embarrassing way. But Hugh, who had vision as sharp as a hawk’s, and could find his way blindfolded to any spot within a dozen miles, pulled old John along, completely ignoring his protests, and took his own route without paying any attention to his master. They pushed against the wind as best they could; Hugh tramping down the wet grass with heavy steps, moving forward in his usual rough manner, while John Willet followed a short distance behind, carefully choosing his steps and looking around for either bogs and ditches or wandering ghosts, all while showing as much worry and discomfort as his stoic face could convey.

At length they stood upon the broad gravel-walk before the Warren-house. The building was profoundly dark, and none were moving near it save themselves. From one solitary turret-chamber, however, there shone a ray of light; and towards this speck of comfort in the cold, cheerless, silent scene, Mr Willet bade his pilot lead him.

At last, they stood on the wide gravel walkway in front of the Warren house. The building was completely dark, and no one else was around except for them. However, from one lonely turret room, a beam of light was shining; Mr. Willet instructed his companion to take him toward this small source of warmth in the cold, bleak, quiet scene.

‘The old room,’ said John, looking timidly upward; ‘Mr Reuben’s own apartment, God be with us! I wonder his brother likes to sit there, so late at night—on this night too.’

‘The old room,’ John said, glancing nervously up; ‘Mr. Reuben’s own apartment, God help us! I wonder why his brother chooses to sit there so late at night— especially on a night like this.’

‘Why, where else should he sit?’ asked Hugh, holding the lantern to his breast, to keep the candle from the wind, while he trimmed it with his fingers. ‘It’s snug enough, an’t it?’

‘Why, where else should he sit?’ asked Hugh, holding the lantern close to his chest to protect the candle from the wind while he trimmed it with his fingers. ‘It’s cozy enough, isn’t it?’

‘Snug!’ said John indignantly. ‘You have a comfortable idea of snugness, you have, sir. Do you know what was done in that room, you ruffian?’

‘Snug!’ John said angrily. ‘You really have a cozy idea of snugness, don’t you? Do you have any idea what happened in that room, you thug?’

‘Why, what is it the worse for that!’ cried Hugh, looking into John’s fat face. ‘Does it keep out the rain, and snow, and wind, the less for that? Is it less warm or dry, because a man was killed there? Ha, ha, ha! Never believe it, master. One man’s no such matter as that comes to.’

“Why does that make it any worse?” cried Hugh, looking at John’s chubby face. “Does it keep out the rain, snow, and wind any less because of that? Is it any less warm or dry just because a man was killed here? Ha, ha, ha! Don’t believe that, boss. One man doesn’t mean that much.”

Mr Willet fixed his dull eyes on his follower, and began—by a species of inspiration—to think it just barely possible that he was something of a dangerous character, and that it might be advisable to get rid of him one of these days. He was too prudent to say anything, with the journey home before him; and therefore turned to the iron gate before which this brief dialogue had passed, and pulled the handle of the bell that hung beside it. The turret in which the light appeared being at one corner of the building, and only divided from the path by one of the garden-walks, upon which this gate opened, Mr Haredale threw up the window directly, and demanded who was there.

Mr. Willet fixed his dull eyes on his follower and, inspired by a sudden thought, began to consider that he might be somewhat dangerous and that it could be wise to get rid of him someday. He was too careful to say anything, especially with the journey home ahead of him, so he turned to the iron gate in front of which this brief conversation had taken place and pulled the handle of the bell that hung beside it. Since the turret with the light was at one corner of the building and only separated from the path by one of the garden-walks where the gate opened, Mr. Haredale threw up the window immediately and asked who was there.

‘Begging pardon, sir,’ said John, ‘I knew you sat up late, and made bold to come round, having a word to say to you.’

“Excuse me, sir,” said John, “I knew you were up late, and I took the liberty to come by because I wanted to say a word to you.”

‘Willet—is it not?’

"Willet, right?"

‘Of the Maypole—at your service, sir.’

‘Of the Maypole—at your service, sir.’

Mr Haredale closed the window, and withdrew. He presently appeared at a door in the bottom of the turret, and coming across the garden-walk, unlocked the gate and let them in.

Mr. Haredale closed the window and stepped back. He soon reappeared at a door at the bottom of the turret, and walking across the garden path, he unlocked the gate and let them in.

‘You are a late visitor, Willet. What is the matter?’

'You're a late visitor, Willet. What's going on?'

‘Nothing to speak of, sir,’ said John; ‘an idle tale, I thought you ought to know of; nothing more.’

“Nothing much, sir,” John said. “Just a silly story I thought you should know about; that’s all.”

‘Let your man go forward with the lantern, and give me your hand. The stairs are crooked and narrow. Gently with your light, friend. You swing it like a censer.’

‘Have your guy lead the way with the lantern, and take my hand. The stairs are twisted and narrow. Carefully with your light, buddy. You’re swinging it like a censer.’

Hugh, who had already reached the turret, held it more steadily, and ascended first, turning round from time to time to shed his light downward on the steps. Mr Haredale following next, eyed his lowering face with no great favour; and Hugh, looking down on him, returned his glances with interest, as they climbed the winding stairs.

Hugh, who had already gotten to the turret, held on more steadily and went up first, turning around occasionally to shine his light down on the steps. Mr. Haredale, following closely behind, looked at his face with no real affection; and Hugh, looking down at him, met his glances with curiosity as they climbed the winding stairs.

It terminated in a little ante-room adjoining that from which they had seen the light. Mr Haredale entered first, and led the way through it into the latter chamber, where he seated himself at a writing-table from which he had risen when they had rung the bell.

It ended in a small waiting room next to the one where they had seen the light. Mr. Haredale went in first and led the way through to the next room, where he sat down at a writing table he had gotten up from when they had rung the bell.

‘Come in,’ he said, beckoning to old John, who remained bowing at the door. ‘Not you, friend,’ he added hastily to Hugh, who entered also. ‘Willet, why do you bring that fellow here?’

‘Come in,’ he said, waving to old John, who was still bowing at the door. ‘Not you, buddy,’ he added quickly to Hugh, who came in too. ‘Willet, why did you bring that guy here?’

‘Why, sir,’ returned John, elevating his eyebrows, and lowering his voice to the tone in which the question had been asked him, ‘he’s a good guard, you see.’

“Why, sir,” John replied, raising his eyebrows and lowering his voice to match the tone of the question he’d been asked, “he’s a good guard, you see.”

‘Don’t be too sure of that,’ said Mr Haredale, looking towards him as he spoke. ‘I doubt it. He has an evil eye.’

“Don’t be too sure about that,” Mr. Haredale said, looking at him as he spoke. “I’m not convinced. He has a bad vibe.”

‘There’s no imagination in his eye,’ returned Mr Willet, glancing over his shoulder at the organ in question, ‘certainly.’

"There's no imagination in his eye," Mr. Willet replied, glancing over his shoulder at the organ in question, "for sure."

‘There is no good there, be assured,’ said Mr Haredale. ‘Wait in that little room, friend, and close the door between us.’

‘There’s nothing good there, trust me,’ said Mr. Haredale. ‘Wait in that small room, my friend, and close the door between us.’

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Hugh shrugged his shoulders, and with a disdainful look, which showed, either that he had overheard, or that he guessed the purport of their whispering, did as he was told. When he was shut out, Mr Haredale turned to John, and bade him go on with what he had to say, but not to speak too loud, for there were quick ears yonder.

Hugh shrugged and shot them a disdainful look, which showed he either overheard or guessed what they were whispering about. He did what he was told. Once he was outside, Mr. Haredale turned to John and told him to continue with what he had to say, but not to speak too loudly because there were sharp ears around.

Thus cautioned, Mr Willet, in an oily whisper, recited all that he had heard and said that night; laying particular stress upon his own sagacity, upon his great regard for the family, and upon his solicitude for their peace of mind and happiness. The story moved his auditor much more than he had expected. Mr Haredale often changed his attitude, rose and paced the room, returned again, desired him to repeat, as nearly as he could, the very words that Solomon had used, and gave so many other signs of being disturbed and ill at ease, that even Mr Willet was surprised.

Cautioned by this, Mr. Willet quietly shared everything he had heard and said that night, emphasizing his own cleverness, his deep care for the family, and his concern for their peace of mind and happiness. The story affected his listener much more than he had anticipated. Mr. Haredale frequently changed his position, got up to pace the room, came back, asked him to repeat, as closely as possible, the exact words Solomon had used, and showed so many other signs of being upset and uncomfortable that even Mr. Willet was taken aback.

‘You did quite right,’ he said, at the end of a long conversation, ‘to bid them keep this story secret. It is a foolish fancy on the part of this weak-brained man, bred in his fears and superstition. But Miss Haredale, though she would know it to be so, would be disturbed by it if it reached her ears; it is too nearly connected with a subject very painful to us all, to be heard with indifference. You were most prudent, and have laid me under a great obligation. I thank you very much.’

"You did the right thing," he said at the end of a long conversation, "to tell them to keep this story a secret. It’s a silly idea from this fearful and superstitious man. But Miss Haredale, even if she knows it’s true, would be upset if she heard it; it’s too closely related to a topic that’s really painful for all of us to take lightly. You were very wise, and I owe you a lot. Thank you very much."

This was equal to John’s most sanguine expectations; but he would have preferred Mr Haredale’s looking at him when he spoke, as if he really did thank him, to his walking up and down, speaking by fits and starts, often stopping with his eyes fixed on the ground, moving hurriedly on again, like one distracted, and seeming almost unconscious of what he said or did.

This met John's highest hopes, but he would have preferred if Mr. Haredale had looked at him while speaking, as if he truly appreciated him, instead of pacing back and forth, talking in bursts, often pausing with his eyes on the ground, quickly moving on again, like someone distracted, and seeming almost unaware of what he was saying or doing.

This, however, was his manner; and it was so embarrassing to John that he sat quite passive for a long time, not knowing what to do. At length he rose. Mr Haredale stared at him for a moment as though he had quite forgotten his being present, then shook hands with him, and opened the door. Hugh, who was, or feigned to be, fast asleep on the ante-chamber floor, sprang up on their entrance, and throwing his cloak about him, grasped his stick and lantern, and prepared to descend the stairs.

This, however, was his style; and it was so awkward for John that he sat there frozen for a long time, unsure of what to do. Finally, he got up. Mr. Haredale stared at him for a moment as if he had completely forgotten he was there, then shook hands with him and opened the door. Hugh, who either was or pretended to be fast asleep on the floor of the antechamber, jumped up when they came in, threw his cloak around himself, grabbed his stick and lantern, and got ready to go down the stairs.

‘Stay,’ said Mr Haredale. ‘Will this man drink?’

‘Stay,’ said Mr. Haredale. ‘Will this guy drink?’

‘Drink! He’d drink the Thames up, if it was strong enough, sir,’ replied John Willet. ‘He’ll have something when he gets home. He’s better without it, now, sir.’

‘Drink! He’d chug the Thames dry if it were strong enough, sir,’ replied John Willet. ‘He’ll have something when he gets home. He’s better off without it right now, sir.’

‘Nay. Half the distance is done,’ said Hugh. ‘What a hard master you are! I shall go home the better for one glassful, halfway. Come!’

‘No. We’ve made it halfway,’ said Hugh. ‘You’re such a tough taskmaster! I’m going to head home feeling good after just one glass, halfway. Come on!’

As John made no reply, Mr Haredale brought out a glass of liquor, and gave it to Hugh, who, as he took it in his hand, threw part of it upon the floor.

As John didn't respond, Mr. Haredale poured a glass of liquor and handed it to Hugh, who, as he accepted it, spilled some on the floor.

‘What do you mean by splashing your drink about a gentleman’s house, sir?’ said John.

‘What do you mean by spilling your drink all over a gentleman’s house, sir?’ said John.

‘I’m drinking a toast,’ Hugh rejoined, holding the glass above his head, and fixing his eyes on Mr Haredale’s face; ‘a toast to this house and its master.’ With that he muttered something to himself, and drank the rest, and setting down the glass, preceded them without another word.

‘I’m drinking a toast,’ Hugh said, raising his glass above his head and staring at Mr. Haredale’s face; ‘a toast to this house and its owner.’ With that, he whispered something to himself, finished his drink, and set the glass down, then walked ahead of them without saying anything else.

John was a good deal scandalised by this observance, but seeing that Mr Haredale took little heed of what Hugh said or did, and that his thoughts were otherwise employed, he offered no apology, and went in silence down the stairs, across the walk, and through the garden-gate. They stopped upon the outer side for Hugh to hold the light while Mr Haredale locked it on the inner; and then John saw with wonder (as he often afterwards related), that he was very pale, and that his face had changed so much and grown so haggard since their entrance, that he almost seemed another man.

John was quite shocked by this situation, but noticing that Mr. Haredale paid little attention to what Hugh said or did, and seemed to be lost in thought, he didn’t say anything and quietly walked down the stairs, across the path, and through the garden gate. They paused on the outside for Hugh to hold the lantern while Mr. Haredale locked it from the inside; and then John was amazed (as he often recounted later) to see that Mr. Haredale was very pale, and that his face had changed so much and looked so drawn since they had entered, that he almost seemed like a completely different person.

They were in the open road again, and John Willet was walking on behind his escort, as he had come, thinking very steadily of what he had just now seen, when Hugh drew him suddenly aside, and almost at the same instant three horsemen swept past—the nearest brushed his shoulder even then—who, checking their steeds as suddenly as they could, stood still, and waited for their coming up.

They were back on the open road, and John Willet was walking behind his escort, deep in thought about what he had just seen, when Hugh suddenly pulled him aside. Almost at that moment, three horsemen raced by—the closest one even brushed against his shoulder—who then quickly stopped their horses and waited for them to catch up.





Chapter 35

When John Willet saw that the horsemen wheeled smartly round, and drew up three abreast in the narrow road, waiting for him and his man to join them, it occurred to him with unusual precipitation that they must be highwaymen; and had Hugh been armed with a blunderbuss, in place of his stout cudgel, he would certainly have ordered him to fire it off at a venture, and would, while the word of command was obeyed, have consulted his own personal safety in immediate flight. Under the circumstances of disadvantage, however, in which he and his guard were placed, he deemed it prudent to adopt a different style of generalship, and therefore whispered his attendant to address them in the most peaceable and courteous terms. By way of acting up to the spirit and letter of this instruction, Hugh stepped forward, and flourishing his staff before the very eyes of the rider nearest to him, demanded roughly what he and his fellows meant by so nearly galloping over them, and why they scoured the king’s highway at that late hour of night.

When John Willet saw the horsemen quickly turn around and line up three abreast on the narrow road, waiting for him and his companion to join them, it struck him with unexpected urgency that they must be highwaymen. If Hugh had been armed with a blunderbuss instead of his sturdy club, he definitely would have told him to fire it off randomly and, while that was happening, would have considered his own safety in making a quick escape. Given the difficult situation he and his guard were in, he thought it wise to take a different approach, so he quietly instructed his companion to address them in the most peaceful and polite way possible. Following this instruction, Hugh stepped forward and, waving his staff right in front of the nearest rider, roughly asked what they meant by nearly trampling over them and why they were racing down the king’s highway at such a late hour.

The man whom he addressed was beginning an angry reply in the same strain, when he was checked by the horseman in the centre, who, interposing with an air of authority, inquired in a somewhat loud but not harsh or unpleasant voice:

The man he was speaking to was starting an angry response in the same tone when he was interrupted by the horseman in the center, who, stepping in with a commanding presence, asked in a somewhat loud but not harsh or unpleasant voice:

‘Pray, is this the London road?’

"Excuse me, is this the London road?"

‘If you follow it right, it is,’ replied Hugh roughly.

"If you do it correctly, it is," Hugh replied gruffly.

‘Nay, brother,’ said the same person, ‘you’re but a churlish Englishman, if Englishman you be—which I should much doubt but for your tongue. Your companion, I am sure, will answer me more civilly. How say you, friend?’

‘No, brother,’ said the same person, ‘you’re just a rude Englishman, if you are an Englishman—which I would seriously doubt if not for your accent. I’m sure your companion will respond to me more politely. What do you say, friend?’

‘I say it IS the London road, sir,’ answered John. ‘And I wish,’ he added in a subdued voice, as he turned to Hugh, ‘that you was in any other road, you vagabond. Are you tired of your life, sir, that you go a-trying to provoke three great neck-or-nothing chaps, that could keep on running over us, back’ards and for’ards, till we was dead, and then take our bodies up behind ‘em, and drown us ten miles off?’

"I say it IS the London road, sir," John replied. "And I wish," he added in a quieter voice as he turned to Hugh, "that you were on any other road, you drifter. Are you tired of your life, sir, that you’re trying to provoke three big guys who could run us over back and forth until we’re dead, and then take our bodies away and drown us ten miles out?"

‘How far is it to London?’ inquired the same speaker.

‘How far is it to London?’ asked the same person.

‘Why, from here, sir,’ answered John, persuasively, ‘it’s thirteen very easy mile.’

‘Why, from here, sir,’ John replied convincingly, ‘it’s just thirteen easy miles.’

The adjective was thrown in, as an inducement to the travellers to ride away with all speed; but instead of having the desired effect, it elicited from the same person, the remark, ‘Thirteen miles! That’s a long distance!’ which was followed by a short pause of indecision.

The adjective was added to encourage the travelers to ride off quickly; however, instead of getting the intended reaction, it prompted the same person to say, ‘Thirteen miles! That’s a long way!’ followed by a brief moment of uncertainty.

‘Pray,’ said the gentleman, ‘are there any inns hereabouts?’ At the word ‘inns,’ John plucked up his spirit in a surprising manner; his fears rolled off like smoke; all the landlord stirred within him.

“Excuse me,” the gentleman said, “are there any inns around here?” When he heard the word “inns,” John suddenly felt more confident; his fears vanished like smoke, and he felt the spirit of a landlord awaken within him.

‘There are no inns,’ rejoined Mr Willet, with a strong emphasis on the plural number; ‘but there’s a Inn—one Inn—the Maypole Inn. That’s a Inn indeed. You won’t see the like of that Inn often.’

‘There are no inns,’ replied Mr. Willet, stressing the plural; ‘but there’s an inn—one inn—the Maypole Inn. That’s an inn worth mentioning. You won’t find another one like it very often.’

‘You keep it, perhaps?’ said the horseman, smiling.

"You keep it, maybe?" said the horseman, smiling.

‘I do, sir,’ replied John, greatly wondering how he had found this out.

‘I do, sir,’ John replied, greatly wondering how he had figured this out.

‘And how far is the Maypole from here?’

‘And how far is the Maypole from here?’

‘About a mile’—John was going to add that it was the easiest mile in all the world, when the third rider, who had hitherto kept a little in the rear, suddenly interposed:

‘About a mile’—John was going to add that it was the easiest mile in the whole world, when the third rider, who had been trailing a bit behind, suddenly spoke up:

‘And have you one excellent bed, landlord? Hem! A bed that you can recommend—a bed that you are sure is well aired—a bed that has been slept in by some perfectly respectable and unexceptionable person?’

‘Do you have a good bed, landlord? Hmm! A bed that you can recommend—one that you’re sure is aired out—one that has been slept in by a perfectly respectable and decent person?’

‘We don’t take in no tagrag and bobtail at our house, sir,’ answered John. ‘And as to the bed itself—’

‘We don’t accept any riffraff at our place, sir,’ replied John. ‘And regarding the bed itself—’

‘Say, as to three beds,’ interposed the gentleman who had spoken before; ‘for we shall want three if we stay, though my friend only speaks of one.’

“Hey, about three beds,” interrupted the man who spoke earlier; “we’ll need three if we’re staying, even though my friend is only mentioning one.”

‘No, no, my lord; you are too good, you are too kind; but your life is of far too much importance to the nation in these portentous times, to be placed upon a level with one so useless and so poor as mine. A great cause, my lord, a mighty cause, depends on you. You are its leader and its champion, its advanced guard and its van. It is the cause of our altars and our homes, our country and our faith. Let ME sleep on a chair—the carpet—anywhere. No one will repine if I take cold or fever. Let John Grueby pass the night beneath the open sky—no one will repine for HIM. But forty thousand men of this our island in the wave (exclusive of women and children) rivet their eyes and thoughts on Lord George Gordon; and every day, from the rising up of the sun to the going down of the same, pray for his health and vigour. My lord,’ said the speaker, rising in his stirrups, ‘it is a glorious cause, and must not be forgotten. My lord, it is a mighty cause, and must not be endangered. My lord, it is a holy cause, and must not be deserted.’

‘No, no, my lord; you are too good and too kind; but your life is far too important to the nation during these critical times to be compared to someone as useless and poor as me. A great cause, my lord, a significant cause, relies on you. You are its leader and champion, its front line and its advance. It’s the cause of our values and our homes, our country and our faith. Let ME sleep on a chair—the floor—anywhere. No one will complain if I catch a cold or fever. Let John Grueby spend the night under the open sky—no one will complain about HIM. But forty thousand men from this island (not including women and children) are focused on Lord George Gordon; and every day, from sunrise to sunset, they pray for his health and strength. My lord,’ said the speaker, rising in his stirrups, ‘it is a glorious cause and must not be forgotten. My lord, it is a mighty cause and must not be put at risk. My lord, it is a sacred cause and must not be abandoned.’

‘It IS a holy cause,’ exclaimed his lordship, lifting up his hat with great solemnity. ‘Amen.’

‘It’s a noble cause,’ exclaimed his lordship, lifting his hat with great seriousness. ‘Amen.’

‘John Grueby,’ said the long-winded gentleman, in a tone of mild reproof, ‘his lordship said Amen.’

‘John Grueby,’ said the long-winded gentleman, in a tone of mild reproach, ‘his lordship said Amen.’

‘I heard my lord, sir,’ said the man, sitting like a statue on his horse.

‘I heard you, my lord,’ said the man, sitting like a statue on his horse.

‘And do not YOU say Amen, likewise?’

‘And don't YOU say Amen, too?’

To which John Grueby made no reply at all, but sat looking straight before him.

To this, John Grueby didn’t respond at all and just stared straight ahead.

‘You surprise me, Grueby,’ said the gentleman. ‘At a crisis like the present, when Queen Elizabeth, that maiden monarch, weeps within her tomb, and Bloody Mary, with a brow of gloom and shadow, stalks triumphant—’

‘You surprise me, Grueby,’ said the gentleman. ‘At a time like this, when Queen Elizabeth, that single queen, cries in her grave, and Bloody Mary, with a dark and shadowy expression, walks around victorious—’

‘Oh, sir,’ cried the man, gruffly, ‘where’s the use of talking of Bloody Mary, under such circumstances as the present, when my lord’s wet through, and tired with hard riding? Let’s either go on to London, sir, or put up at once; or that unfort’nate Bloody Mary will have more to answer for—and she’s done a deal more harm in her grave than she ever did in her lifetime, I believe.’

‘Oh, sir,’ the man exclaimed gruffly, ‘what’s the point of talking about Bloody Mary right now when my lord is soaked and exhausted from riding hard? Let’s either head to London, sir, or find a place to stay right away; otherwise, that unfortunate Bloody Mary will have even more to answer for—and I believe she’s caused a lot more harm in her grave than she ever did while she was alive.’

By this time Mr Willet, who had never heard so many words spoken together at one time, or delivered with such volubility and emphasis as by the long-winded gentleman; and whose brain, being wholly unable to sustain or compass them, had quite given itself up for lost; recovered so far as to observe that there was ample accommodation at the Maypole for all the party: good beds; neat wines; excellent entertainment for man and beast; private rooms for large and small parties; dinners dressed upon the shortest notice; choice stabling, and a lock-up coach-house; and, in short, to run over such recommendatory scraps of language as were painted up on various portions of the building, and which in the course of some forty years he had learnt to repeat with tolerable correctness. He was considering whether it was at all possible to insert any novel sentences to the same purpose, when the gentleman who had spoken first, turning to him of the long wind, exclaimed, ‘What say you, Gashford? Shall we tarry at this house he speaks of, or press forward? You shall decide.’

By this time, Mr. Willet, who had never heard so many words spoken at once or with such fluency and emphasis by the long-winded gentleman, found himself completely overwhelmed and felt utterly lost. However, he managed to notice that the Maypole had plenty of room for the entire group: comfortable beds, nice wines, excellent food for both people and animals, private rooms for big and small gatherings, meals prepared on very short notice, quality stabling, and a secure coach house. In short, he recited the various praises that were painted on different parts of the building, which he had learned to repeat fairly accurately over the past forty years. He was thinking about whether he could come up with any new phrases to say the same thing when the gentleman who spoke first turned to the long-winded one and said, "What do you think, Gashford? Should we stay at this place he mentioned, or move on? You decide."

‘I would submit, my lord, then,’ returned the person he appealed to, in a silky tone, ‘that your health and spirits—so important, under Providence, to our great cause, our pure and truthful cause’—here his lordship pulled off his hat again, though it was raining hard—‘require refreshment and repose.’

"I would suggest, my lord," replied the person he was addressing, in a smooth tone, "that your health and morale—so crucial, by the grace of God, to our noble cause, our honest and just cause"—here the lord took off his hat again, even though it was raining heavily—"need some refreshment and rest."

‘Go on before, landlord, and show the way,’ said Lord George Gordon; ‘we will follow at a footpace.’

“Go ahead, landlord, and lead the way,” said Lord George Gordon; “we’ll follow at a slow pace.”

‘If you’ll give me leave, my lord,’ said John Grueby, in a low voice, ‘I’ll change my proper place, and ride before you. The looks of the landlord’s friend are not over honest, and it may be as well to be cautious with him.’

‘If you don't mind, my lord,’ said John Grueby quietly, ‘I'll move to the front and ride ahead of you. The landlord's friend's expression doesn't seem very trustworthy, so it might be wise to be careful around him.’

‘John Grueby is quite right,’ interposed Mr Gashford, falling back hastily. ‘My lord, a life so precious as yours must not be put in peril. Go forward, John, by all means. If you have any reason to suspect the fellow, blow his brains out.’

‘John Grueby is totally right,’ Mr. Gashford interrupted, quickly stepping back. ‘My lord, a life as valuable as yours must not be put in danger. Go ahead, John, for sure. If you have any reason to doubt the guy, shoot him.’

John made no answer, but looking straight before him, as his custom seemed to be when the secretary spoke, bade Hugh push on, and followed close behind him. Then came his lordship, with Mr Willet at his bridle rein; and, last of all, his lordship’s secretary—for that, it seemed, was Gashford’s office.

John didn’t respond, but looking straight ahead, which seemed to be his usual reaction when the secretary spoke, he told Hugh to continue and followed closely behind. Then came his lordship, with Mr. Willet holding the reins; and, last of all, his lordship’s secretary—apparently that was Gashford’s role.

Hugh strode briskly on, often looking back at the servant, whose horse was close upon his heels, and glancing with a leer at his holster case of pistols, by which he seemed to set great store. He was a square-built, strong-made, bull-necked fellow, of the true English breed; and as Hugh measured him with his eye, he measured Hugh, regarding him meanwhile with a look of bluff disdain. He was much older than the Maypole man, being to all appearance five-and-forty; but was one of those self-possessed, hard-headed, imperturbable fellows, who, if they are ever beaten at fisticuffs, or other kind of warfare, never know it, and go on coolly till they win.

Hugh walked quickly, often glancing back at the servant, whose horse was right behind him, and stealing a look at his holster case of pistols, which he seemed to value highly. The servant was a stocky, muscular guy with a thick neck, clearly of the true English type; and as Hugh assessed him, the servant sized Hugh up too, giving him a look of bold contempt. He appeared to be quite a bit older than Hugh, seemingly around forty-five, but he was one of those composed, tough-minded, unshakeable types who, even if they ever lose a fight, don’t realize it and keep going until they come out on top.

‘If I led you wrong now,’ said Hugh, tauntingly, ‘you’d—ha ha ha!—you’d shoot me through the head, I suppose.’

‘If I led you wrong now,’ said Hugh, mockingly, ‘you’d—ha ha ha!—you’d shoot me in the head, I guess.’

John Grueby took no more notice of this remark than if he had been deaf and Hugh dumb; but kept riding on quite comfortably, with his eyes fixed on the horizon.

John Grueby paid no attention to this comment, as if he were deaf and Hugh were mute; instead, he continued to ride comfortably, his gaze fixed on the horizon.

‘Did you ever try a fall with a man when you were young, master?’ said Hugh. ‘Can you make any play at single-stick?’

‘Did you ever try to tackle a guy when you were younger, master?’ Hugh asked. ‘Can you handle a little fencing with a stick?’

John Grueby looked at him sideways with the same contented air, but deigned not a word in answer.

John Grueby glanced at him with a satisfied look, but didn't say a word in response.

‘—Like this?’ said Hugh, giving his cudgel one of those skilful flourishes, in which the rustic of that time delighted. ‘Whoop!’

‘—Like this?’ said Hugh, swinging his club with one of those skilled moves that country folks of that time loved. ‘Whoop!’

‘—Or that,’ returned John Grueby, beating down his guard with his whip, and striking him on the head with its butt end. ‘Yes, I played a little once. You wear your hair too long; I should have cracked your crown if it had been a little shorter.’

‘—Or that,’ replied John Grueby, lowering his guard with his whip and hitting him on the head with the handle. ‘Yeah, I used to play a bit. You wear your hair too long; I would have cracked your skull if it had been a little shorter.’

It was a pretty smart, loud-sounding rap, as it was, and evidently astonished Hugh; who, for the moment, seemed disposed to drag his new acquaintance from his saddle. But his face betokening neither malice, triumph, rage, nor any lingering idea that he had given him offence; his eyes gazing steadily in the old direction, and his manner being as careless and composed as if he had merely brushed away a fly; Hugh was so puzzled, and so disposed to look upon him as a customer of almost supernatural toughness, that he merely laughed, and cried ‘Well done!’ then, sheering off a little, led the way in silence.

It was a pretty clever, loud rap, and it clearly shocked Hugh, who for a moment seemed ready to pull his new companion off his horse. But his expression showed no malice, triumph, anger, or any lingering thought that he had upset him; his eyes were fixed steadily ahead, and he acted as casually and calmly as if he had just swatted a fly. Hugh was so confused and so inclined to view him as almost supernaturally tough that he just laughed and said, “Well done!” Then, stepping back a little, he quietly led the way.

Before the lapse of many minutes the party halted at the Maypole door. Lord George and his secretary quickly dismounting, gave their horses to their servant, who, under the guidance of Hugh, repaired to the stables. Right glad to escape from the inclemency of the night, they followed Mr Willet into the common room, and stood warming themselves and drying their clothes before the cheerful fire, while he busied himself with such orders and preparations as his guest’s high quality required.

Before long, the group stopped at the Maypole door. Lord George and his secretary quickly got off their horses and handed them over to their servant, who, with Hugh's guidance, made his way to the stables. Happy to be out of the unpleasant weather, they followed Mr. Willet into the common room and stood by the comforting fire, warming up and drying their clothes while he took care of the orders and preparations that were necessary for his important guests.

As he bustled in and out of the room, intent on these arrangements, he had an opportunity of observing the two travellers, of whom, as yet, he knew nothing but the voice. The lord, the great personage who did the Maypole so much honour, was about the middle height, of a slender make, and sallow complexion, with an aquiline nose, and long hair of a reddish brown, combed perfectly straight and smooth about his ears, and slightly powdered, but without the faintest vestige of a curl. He was attired, under his greatcoat, in a full suit of black, quite free from any ornament, and of the most precise and sober cut. The gravity of his dress, together with a certain lankness of cheek and stiffness of deportment, added nearly ten years to his age, but his figure was that of one not yet past thirty. As he stood musing in the red glow of the fire, it was striking to observe his very bright large eye, which betrayed a restlessness of thought and purpose, singularly at variance with the studied composure and sobriety of his mien, and with his quaint and sad apparel. It had nothing harsh or cruel in its expression; neither had his face, which was thin and mild, and wore an air of melancholy; but it was suggestive of an indefinable uneasiness; which infected those who looked upon him, and filled them with a kind of pity for the man: though why it did so, they would have had some trouble to explain.

As he moved in and out of the room, focused on making arrangements, he had the chance to observe the two travelers, of whom he only knew the voice so far. The lord, the important figure who honored the Maypole, was of average height, slender build, and had a pale complexion, with a prominent nose and long, straight reddish-brown hair that was perfectly smooth around his ears and slightly powdered, with not a hint of a curl. Under his greatcoat, he wore a full black suit, completely lacking any embellishment, cut very precisely and conservatively. The seriousness of his outfit, along with his somewhat gaunt cheeks and stiff posture, aged him by nearly ten years, even though his figure was that of someone not yet past thirty. As he stood deep in thought in the warm glow of the fire, it was striking to see his very bright large eye, which revealed a restlessness of thought and intention, in stark contrast to the studied calmness and seriousness of his demeanor and his strange, sad clothing. There was nothing harsh or cruel about his expression; his thin, gentle face carried an air of melancholy. Yet there was an indefinable uneasiness about him that affected those who looked at him, filling them with a kind of pity for the man, though they would have struggled to explain why.

Gashford, the secretary, was taller, angularly made, high-shouldered, bony, and ungraceful. His dress, in imitation of his superior, was demure and staid in the extreme; his manner, formal and constrained. This gentleman had an overhanging brow, great hands and feet and ears, and a pair of eyes that seemed to have made an unnatural retreat into his head, and to have dug themselves a cave to hide in. His manner was smooth and humble, but very sly and slinking. He wore the aspect of a man who was always lying in wait for something that WOULDN’T come to pass; but he looked patient—very patient—and fawned like a spaniel dog. Even now, while he warmed and rubbed his hands before the blaze, he had the air of one who only presumed to enjoy it in his degree as a commoner; and though he knew his lord was not regarding him, he looked into his face from time to time, and with a meek and deferential manner, smiled as if for practice.

Gashford, the secretary, was tall, thin, broad-shouldered, bony, and awkward. His clothing, meant to imitate his boss, was overly modest and conservative; his demeanor was formal and stiff. This man had a protruding forehead, large hands and feet and ears, and a pair of eyes that seemed to have retreated unnaturally into his head, as if they had dug a hiding place. His manner was smooth and humble, but very sneaky and slinking. He looked like someone who was always waiting for something that wasn’t going to happen; but he appeared patient—very patient—and fawned like a spaniel. Even now, while warming and rubbing his hands by the fire, he had the air of someone who only thought he could enjoy it as a commoner; and although he knew his lord wasn’t paying attention to him, he glanced at his face from time to time and smiled in a meek and deferential way, as if he were practicing.

Such were the guests whom old John Willet, with a fixed and leaden eye, surveyed a hundred times, and to whom he now advanced with a state candlestick in each hand, beseeching them to follow him into a worthier chamber. ‘For my lord,’ said John—it is odd enough, but certain people seem to have as great a pleasure in pronouncing titles as their owners have in wearing them—‘this room, my lord, isn’t at all the sort of place for your lordship, and I have to beg your lordship’s pardon for keeping you here, my lord, one minute.’

Such were the guests whom old John Willet, with a fixed and heavy gaze, surveyed over and over, and to whom he now approached with a candlestick in each hand, asking them to follow him into a better room. "For my lord," said John—it’s strange, but some people seem to take as much pleasure in saying titles as those who hold them do in having them—“this room, my lord, isn’t at all suitable for you, and I have to apologize for keeping you here, my lord, even for a minute.”

With this address, John ushered them upstairs into the state apartment, which, like many other things of state, was cold and comfortless. Their own footsteps, reverberating through the spacious room, struck upon their hearing with a hollow sound; and its damp and chilly atmosphere was rendered doubly cheerless by contrast with the homely warmth they had deserted.

With this comment, John led them upstairs to the state apartment, which, like many other official places, felt cold and unwelcoming. Their own footsteps echoed through the large room with a hollow sound, and its damp, chilly atmosphere felt even more depressing compared to the cozy warmth they had left behind.

It was of no use, however, to propose a return to the place they had quitted, for the preparations went on so briskly that there was no time to stop them. John, with the tall candlesticks in his hands, bowed them up to the fireplace; Hugh, striding in with a lighted brand and pile of firewood, cast it down upon the hearth, and set it in a blaze; John Grueby (who had a great blue cockade in his hat, which he appeared to despise mightily) brought in the portmanteau he had carried on his horse, and placed it on the floor; and presently all three were busily engaged in drawing out the screen, laying the cloth, inspecting the beds, lighting fires in the bedrooms, expediting the supper, and making everything as cosy and as snug as might be, on so short a notice. In less than an hour’s time, supper had been served, and ate, and cleared away; and Lord George and his secretary, with slippered feet, and legs stretched out before the fire, sat over some hot mulled wine together.

It was pointless to suggest going back to the place they had just left, as the preparations were moving along so quickly that there was no time to stop them. John, holding the tall candlesticks, carried them to the fireplace; Hugh rush in with a lit brand and a stack of firewood, threw it onto the hearth, and set it on fire; John Grueby (who sported a large blue cockade in his hat, which he seemed to greatly disdain) brought in the suitcase he had transported on his horse and set it on the floor; soon, all three were busy pulling out the screen, laying the table, checking the beds, lighting fires in the bedrooms, hurrying up the supper, and making everything as cozy and snug as possible on such short notice. In less than an hour, supper had been served, eaten, and cleaned up; and Lord George and his secretary, with their feet in slippers and legs stretched out in front of the fire, shared some hot mulled wine together.

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‘So ends, my lord,’ said Gashford, filling his glass with great complacency, ‘the blessed work of a most blessed day.’

“So ends, my lord,” said Gashford, filling his glass with great satisfaction, “the wonderful work of a truly wonderful day.”

‘And of a blessed yesterday,’ said his lordship, raising his head.

"And to a blessed yesterday," his lordship said, lifting his head.

‘Ah!’—and here the secretary clasped his hands—‘a blessed yesterday indeed! The Protestants of Suffolk are godly men and true. Though others of our countrymen have lost their way in darkness, even as we, my lord, did lose our road to-night, theirs is the light and glory.’

‘Ah!’—and here the secretary clasped his hands—‘what a wonderful yesterday indeed! The Protestants of Suffolk are devout and genuine. Even though others from our country have strayed into darkness, just like us, my lord, who lost our way tonight, they shine with light and glory.’

‘Did I move them, Gashford?’ said Lord George.

‘Did I move them, Gashford?’ Lord George asked.

‘Move them, my lord! Move them! They cried to be led on against the Papists, they vowed a dreadful vengeance on their heads, they roared like men possessed—’

‘Move them, my lord! Move them! They shouted to be led against the Papists, they promised terrible retribution on their heads, they roared like madmen—’

‘But not by devils,’ said his lord.

‘But not by devils,’ said his lord.

‘By devils! my lord! By angels.’

‘By devils! My lord! By angels.’

‘Yes—oh surely—by angels, no doubt,’ said Lord George, thrusting his hands into his pockets, taking them out again to bite his nails, and looking uncomfortably at the fire. ‘Of course by angels—eh Gashford?’

‘Yes—oh definitely—by angels, no doubt,’ said Lord George, shoving his hands into his pockets, pulling them out again to bite his nails, and glancing uncomfortably at the fire. ‘Of course by angels—right, Gashford?’

‘You do not doubt it, my lord?’ said the secretary.

‘You don’t doubt it, my lord?’ said the secretary.

‘No—No,’ returned his lord. ‘No. Why should I? I suppose it would be decidedly irreligious to doubt it—wouldn’t it, Gashford? Though there certainly were,’ he added, without waiting for an answer, ‘some plaguy ill-looking characters among them.’

‘No—No,’ replied his lordship. ‘No. Why should I? I guess it would definitely be irreligious to question it—right, Gashford? Although, I must say,’ he continued without waiting for a response, ‘there were definitely some pretty shady-looking characters among them.’

‘When you warmed,’ said the secretary, looking sharply at the other’s downcast eyes, which brightened slowly as he spoke; ‘when you warmed into that noble outbreak; when you told them that you were never of the lukewarm or the timid tribe, and bade them take heed that they were prepared to follow one who would lead them on, though to the very death; when you spoke of a hundred and twenty thousand men across the Scottish border who would take their own redress at any time, if it were not conceded; when you cried “Perish the Pope and all his base adherents; the penal laws against them shall never be repealed while Englishmen have hearts and hands”—and waved your own and touched your sword; and when they cried “No Popery!” and you cried “No; not even if we wade in blood,” and they threw up their hats and cried “Hurrah! not even if we wade in blood; No Popery! Lord George! Down with the Papists—Vengeance on their heads:” when this was said and done, and a word from you, my lord, could raise or still the tumult—ah! then I felt what greatness was indeed, and thought, When was there ever power like this of Lord George Gordon’s!’

‘When you got fired up,’ said the secretary, looking sharply at the other’s downcast eyes, which slowly brightened as he spoke; ‘when you got into that noble outburst; when you told them that you were never part of the lukewarm or timid crowd, and told them to be prepared to follow someone who would lead them on, even to death; when you mentioned a hundred and twenty thousand men across the Scottish border who would take matters into their own hands at any moment if it wasn’t granted; when you shouted, “Curse the Pope and all his lowly followers; the penalties against them will never be lifted as long as Englishmen have hearts and hands”—and you waved your own and touched your sword; and when they shouted “No Popery!” and you shouted “No; not even if we have to wade in blood,” and they threw up their hats and shouted “Hurrah! not even if we have to wade in blood; No Popery! Lord George! Down with the Papists—Vengeance on their heads:” when this was said and done, and a word from you, my lord, could either raise or calm the chaos—ah! then I truly understood what greatness was, and thought, when has there ever been power like this of Lord George Gordon’s!’

‘It’s a great power. You’re right. It is a great power!’ he cried with sparkling eyes. ‘But—dear Gashford—did I really say all that?’

‘It’s an incredible power. You’re right. It is an incredible power!’ he exclaimed with bright eyes. ‘But—dear Gashford—did I really say all that?’

‘And how much more!’ cried the secretary, looking upwards. ‘Ah! how much more!’

‘And how much more!’ cried the secretary, looking up. ‘Ah! how much more!’

‘And I told them what you say, about the one hundred and forty thousand men in Scotland, did I!’ he asked with evident delight. ‘That was bold.’

‘And I told them what you say about the one hundred and forty thousand men in Scotland, didn’t I?’ he asked with obvious delight. ‘That was bold.’

‘Our cause is boldness. Truth is always bold.’

‘Our cause is confidence. Truth is always confident.’

‘Certainly. So is religion. She’s bold, Gashford?’

'Definitely. Religion is too. She’s quite bold, Gashford?'

‘The true religion is, my lord.’

‘The true religion is, my lord.’

‘And that’s ours,’ he rejoined, moving uneasily in his seat, and biting his nails as though he would pare them to the quick. ‘There can be no doubt of ours being the true one. You feel as certain of that as I do, Gashford, don’t you?’

‘And that’s ours,’ he responded, shifting uncomfortably in his seat and biting his nails as if he were trying to trim them to the quick. ‘There’s no doubt that ours is the real one. You feel just as certain about that as I do, Gashford, right?’

‘Does my lord ask ME,’ whined Gashford, drawing his chair nearer with an injured air, and laying his broad flat hand upon the table; ‘ME,’ he repeated, bending the dark hollows of his eyes upon him with an unwholesome smile, ‘who, stricken by the magic of his eloquence in Scotland but a year ago, abjured the errors of the Romish church, and clung to him as one whose timely hand had plucked me from a pit?’

“Does my lord ask ME?” whined Gashford, pulling his chair closer with a hurt expression and putting his broad flat hand on the table. “ME,” he repeated, leaning in with the dark hollows of his eyes fixed on him and a disturbing smile, “who, captivated by the power of his speech in Scotland just a year ago, rejected the mistakes of the Roman church and held on to him as someone who had pulled me out of a pit?”

‘True. No—No. I—I didn’t mean it,’ replied the other, shaking him by the hand, rising from his seat, and pacing restlessly about the room. ‘It’s a proud thing to lead the people, Gashford,’ he added as he made a sudden halt.

‘True. No—No. I—I didn’t mean it,’ replied the other, shaking his hand, getting up from his seat, and pacing restlessly around the room. ‘It’s an honor to lead the people, Gashford,’ he added as he suddenly stopped.

‘By force of reason too,’ returned the pliant secretary.

“‘By the power of reason too,’ replied the adaptable secretary.”

‘Ay, to be sure. They may cough and jeer, and groan in Parliament, and call me fool and madman, but which of them can raise this human sea and make it swell and roar at pleasure? Not one.’

‘Yeah, for sure. They can cough and mock, and groan in Parliament, and call me a fool and a madman, but which of them can stir this sea of humanity and make it surge and roar at will? Not a single one.’

‘Not one,’ repeated Gashford.

"Not a single one," repeated Gashford.

‘Which of them can say for his honesty, what I can say for mine; which of them has refused a minister’s bribe of one thousand pounds a year, to resign his seat in favour of another? Not one.’

‘Which of them can claim to be as honest as I am; which of them has turned down a minister's offer of one thousand pounds a year to give up his position for someone else? Not a single one.’

‘Not one,’ repeated Gashford again—taking the lion’s share of the mulled wine between whiles.

‘Not one,’ Gashford repeated, taking the lion’s share of the mulled wine in between.

‘And as we are honest, true, and in a sacred cause, Gashford,’ said Lord George with a heightened colour and in a louder voice, as he laid his fevered hand upon his shoulder, ‘and are the only men who regard the mass of people out of doors, or are regarded by them, we will uphold them to the last; and will raise a cry against these un-English Papists which shall re-echo through the country, and roll with a noise like thunder. I will be worthy of the motto on my coat of arms, “Called and chosen and faithful.”’

‘And as we are honest, true, and fighting for a righteous cause, Gashford,’ said Lord George, his face flushed and his voice raised, as he placed his feverish hand on Gashford's shoulder, ‘and since we are the only ones who care about the masses outside or who the masses care about, we will support them until the end; and we will raise a shout against these un-English Catholics that will echo throughout the country and make a noise like thunder. I will live up to the motto on my coat of arms, “Called and chosen and faithful.”’

‘Called,’ said the secretary, ‘by Heaven.’

“Called,” said the secretary, “by Heaven.”

‘I am.’

"I'm here."

‘Chosen by the people.’

"Selected by the people."

‘Yes.’

'Yep.'

‘Faithful to both.’

‘Loyal to both.’

‘To the block!’

"To the gallows!"

It would be difficult to convey an adequate idea of the excited manner in which he gave these answers to the secretary’s promptings; of the rapidity of his utterance, or the violence of his tone and gesture; in which, struggling through his Puritan’s demeanour, was something wild and ungovernable which broke through all restraint. For some minutes he walked rapidly up and down the room, then stopping suddenly, exclaimed,

It would be hard to explain how excited he was when he answered the secretary's questions; the speed of his speech, or the intensity of his tone and gestures; beneath his Puritan demeanor was something wild and uncontrollable that broke through all limits. For a few minutes, he walked quickly back and forth in the room, then suddenly stopped and exclaimed,

‘Gashford—YOU moved them yesterday too. Oh yes! You did.’

‘Gashford—YOU moved them yesterday as well. Oh yes! You did.’

‘I shone with a reflected light, my lord,’ replied the humble secretary, laying his hand upon his heart. ‘I did my best.’

‘I shone with a reflected light, my lord,’ replied the humble secretary, laying his hand on his heart. ‘I did my best.’

‘You did well,’ said his master, ‘and are a great and worthy instrument. If you will ring for John Grueby to carry the portmanteau into my room, and will wait here while I undress, we will dispose of business as usual, if you’re not too tired.’

‘You did well,’ said his master, ‘and you're a great and worthy tool. If you could call for John Grueby to bring the suitcase into my room, and wait here while I change, we can handle business as usual, if you're not too tired.’

‘Too tired, my lord!—But this is his consideration! Christian from head to foot.’ With which soliloquy, the secretary tilted the jug, and looked very hard into the mulled wine, to see how much remained.

‘Too tired, my lord!—But this is his point! Christian from head to toe.’ With that thought, the secretary tipped the jug and stared intently into the mulled wine to see how much was left.

John Willet and John Grueby appeared together. The one bearing the great candlesticks, and the other the portmanteau, showed the deluded lord into his chamber; and left the secretary alone, to yawn and shake himself, and finally to fall asleep before the fire.

John Willet and John Grueby showed up together. One carried the big candelabras, while the other had the suitcase, guiding the confused lord into his room; they then left the secretary by himself to yawn, stretch, and eventually doze off in front of the fire.

‘Now, Mr Gashford sir,’ said John Grueby in his ear, after what appeared to him a moment of unconsciousness; ‘my lord’s abed.’

‘Now, Mr. Gashford,’ John Grueby whispered in his ear, after what felt like a brief moment of blankness; ‘my lord’s in bed.’

‘Oh. Very good, John,’ was his mild reply. ‘Thank you, John. Nobody need sit up. I know my room.’

“Oh. Very good, John,” he replied calmly. “Thank you, John. No one needs to stay up. I know my way to my room.”

‘I hope you’re not a-going to trouble your head to-night, or my lord’s head neither, with anything more about Bloody Mary,’ said John. ‘I wish the blessed old creetur had never been born.’

‘I hope you’re not going to stress out tonight, or my lord either, with anything more about Bloody Mary,’ said John. ‘I wish that blessed old creature had never been born.’

‘I said you might go to bed, John,’ returned the secretary. ‘You didn’t hear me, I think.’

‘I said you could go to bed, John,’ the secretary replied. ‘I don’t think you heard me.’

‘Between Bloody Marys, and blue cockades, and glorious Queen Besses, and no Poperys, and Protestant associations, and making of speeches,’ pursued John Grueby, looking, as usual, a long way off, and taking no notice of this hint, ‘my lord’s half off his head. When we go out o’ doors, such a set of ragamuffins comes a-shouting after us, “Gordon forever!” that I’m ashamed of myself and don’t know where to look. When we’re indoors, they come a-roaring and screaming about the house like so many devils; and my lord instead of ordering them to be drove away, goes out into the balcony and demeans himself by making speeches to ‘em, and calls ‘em “Men of England,” and “Fellow-countrymen,” as if he was fond of ‘em and thanked ‘em for coming. I can’t make it out, but they’re all mixed up somehow or another with that unfort’nate Bloody Mary, and call her name out till they’re hoarse. They’re all Protestants too—every man and boy among ‘em: and Protestants are very fond of spoons, I find, and silver-plate in general, whenever area-gates is left open accidentally. I wish that was the worst of it, and that no more harm might be to come; but if you don’t stop these ugly customers in time, Mr Gashford (and I know you; you’re the man that blows the fire), you’ll find ‘em grow a little bit too strong for you. One of these evenings, when the weather gets warmer and Protestants are thirsty, they’ll be pulling London down,—and I never heard that Bloody Mary went as far as THAT.’

“Between Bloody Marys, blue cockades, glorious Queen Besses, no Popery, Protestant groups, and making speeches,” John Grueby continued, gazing off into the distance as usual and ignoring this hint, “my lord's lost his mind. When we go outside, a bunch of ragamuffins shouts after us, ‘Gordon forever!’ and I’m embarrassed and don’t know where to look. When we’re indoors, they’re roaring and screaming around the house like a bunch of devils; and instead of telling them to go away, my lord walks out onto the balcony and embarrasses himself by making speeches to them, calling them ‘Men of England’ and ‘Fellow-countrymen,’ as if he actually liked them and appreciated their presence. I can’t figure it out, but they’re all mixed up somehow with that unfortunate Bloody Mary, and they shout her name until they’re hoarse. They’re all Protestants too—every man and boy among them: and I’ve noticed that Protestants really love spoons and silverware whenever area gates are accidentally left open. I wish that was the worst of it and that no more trouble would come; but if you don’t put a stop to these ugly folks in time, Mr. Gashford (and I know you; you’re the one who stokes the fire), you’ll find they’ll become a little too strong for you. One of these evenings, when the weather gets warmer and Protestants are thirsty, they’ll be tearing London down—and I’ve never heard that Bloody Mary went that far.”

Gashford had vanished long ago, and these remarks had been bestowed on empty air. Not at all discomposed by the discovery, John Grueby fixed his hat on, wrongside foremost that he might be unconscious of the shadow of the obnoxious cockade, and withdrew to bed; shaking his head in a very gloomy and prophetic manner until he reached his chamber.

Gashford had disappeared a long time ago, and these comments had been made to no one. Not at all upset by this realization, John Grueby put his hat on backward so he wouldn’t be aware of the annoying cockade's shadow and went to bed, shaking his head in a very gloomy and foreboding way until he got to his room.





Chapter 36

Gashford, with a smiling face, but still with looks of profound deference and humility, betook himself towards his master’s room, smoothing his hair down as he went, and humming a psalm tune. As he approached Lord George’s door, he cleared his throat and hummed more vigorously.

Gashford, wearing a smile but still showing deep respect and humility, headed toward his master's room, smoothing his hair as he went and humming a hymn. As he got closer to Lord George's door, he cleared his throat and hummed with more energy.

There was a remarkable contrast between this man’s occupation at the moment, and the expression of his countenance, which was singularly repulsive and malicious. His beetling brow almost obscured his eyes; his lip was curled contemptuously; his very shoulders seemed to sneer in stealthy whisperings with his great flapped ears.

There was a striking difference between this man's job at the time and the look on his face, which was distinctly ugly and hostile. His heavy brow nearly hid his eyes; his lip curled in disdain; even his shoulders seemed to mock with his large, floppy ears.

‘Hush!’ he muttered softly, as he peeped in at the chamber-door. ‘He seems to be asleep. Pray Heaven he is! Too much watching, too much care, too much thought—ah! Lord preserve him for a martyr! He is a saint, if ever saint drew breath on this bad earth.’

‘Hush!’ he whispered softly as he looked through the bedroom door. ‘He seems to be asleep. I pray to Heaven that he is! Too much watching, too much worry, too much thought—ah! Lord protect him for a martyr! He is a saint, if any saint ever drew breath on this miserable earth.’

Placing his light upon a table, he walked on tiptoe to the fire, and sitting in a chair before it with his back towards the bed, went on communing with himself like one who thought aloud:

Placing his light on a table, he tiptoed to the fire and, sitting in a chair in front of it with his back to the bed, continued to talk to himself as if thinking out loud:

‘The saviour of his country and his country’s religion, the friend of his poor countrymen, the enemy of the proud and harsh; beloved of the rejected and oppressed, adored by forty thousand bold and loyal English hearts—what happy slumbers his should be!’ And here he sighed, and warmed his hands, and shook his head as men do when their hearts are full, and heaved another sigh, and warmed his hands again.

‘The savior of his country and his country’s faith, the friend of his struggling neighbors, the foe of the arrogant and cruel; loved by the neglected and downtrodden, adored by forty thousand brave and loyal English hearts—how peaceful his sleep must be!’ And here he sighed, warmed his hands, shook his head like people do when their hearts are full, heaved another sigh, and warmed his hands again.

‘Why, Gashford?’ said Lord George, who was lying broad awake, upon his side, and had been staring at him from his entrance.

‘Why, Gashford?’ said Lord George, who was lying wide awake on his side and had been watching him since he entered.

‘My—my lord,’ said Gashford, starting and looking round as though in great surprise. ‘I have disturbed you!’

‘My—my lord,’ said Gashford, jumping and glancing around as if he were very surprised. ‘I’ve interrupted you!’

‘I have not been sleeping.’

"I haven't been sleeping."

‘Not sleeping!’ he repeated, with assumed confusion. ‘What can I say for having in your presence given utterance to thoughts—but they were sincere—they were sincere!’ exclaimed the secretary, drawing his sleeve in a hasty way across his eyes; ‘and why should I regret your having heard them?’

‘Not sleeping!’ he repeated, pretending to be confused. ‘What can I say for having expressed my thoughts in front of you— but they were sincere—they were sincere!’ the secretary exclaimed, quickly wiping his eyes with his sleeve; ‘and why should I regret you hearing them?’

‘Gashford,’ said the poor lord, stretching out his hand with manifest emotion. ‘Do not regret it. You love me well, I know—too well. I don’t deserve such homage.’

‘Gashford,’ said the poor lord, reaching out his hand with clear emotion. ‘Don’t regret it. You care for me deeply, I know—too deeply. I don’t deserve such devotion.’

Gashford made no reply, but grasped the hand and pressed it to his lips. Then rising, and taking from the trunk a little desk, he placed it on a table near the fire, unlocked it with a key he carried in his pocket, sat down before it, took out a pen, and, before dipping it in the inkstand, sucked it—to compose the fashion of his mouth perhaps, on which a smile was hovering yet.

Gashford didn’t say anything, but he took the hand and kissed it. Then he stood up, took a small desk from the trunk, and set it on a table by the fire. He unlocked it with a key he had in his pocket, sat down in front of it, took out a pen, and before dipping it in the ink, he sucked on it—maybe to shape his mouth, which still held a hint of a smile.

‘How do our numbers stand since last enrolling-night?’ inquired Lord George. ‘Are we really forty thousand strong, or do we still speak in round numbers when we take the Association at that amount?’

‘How do our numbers look since the last enrollment night?’ asked Lord George. ‘Are we really at forty thousand, or are we still just rounding up when we say the Association is that size?’

‘Our total now exceeds that number by a score and three,’ Gashford replied, casting his eyes upon his papers.

‘Our total now exceeds that number by twenty-three,’ Gashford replied, glancing at his papers.

‘The funds?’

"Where's the money?"

‘Not VERY improving; but there is some manna in the wilderness, my lord. Hem! On Friday night the widows’ mites dropped in. “Forty scavengers, three and fourpence. An aged pew-opener of St Martin’s parish, sixpence. A bell-ringer of the established church, sixpence. A Protestant infant, newly born, one halfpenny. The United Link Boys, three shillings—one bad. The anti-popish prisoners in Newgate, five and fourpence. A friend in Bedlam, half-a-crown. Dennis the hangman, one shilling.”’

‘Not very promising; but there’s some good stuff out there, my lord. Hmm! On Friday night, the donations came in. “Forty scavengers, three shillings and four pence. An elderly pew-opener from St Martin’s parish, sixpence. A bell-ringer from the established church, sixpence. A newly born Protestant baby, half a penny. The United Link Boys, three shillings—one of them was bad. The anti-Catholic prisoners in Newgate, five shillings and four pence. A friend in Bedlam, two and a half shillings. Dennis the executioner, one shilling.”’

‘That Dennis,’ said his lordship, ‘is an earnest man. I marked him in the crowd in Welbeck Street, last Friday.’

‘That Dennis,’ said his lordship, ‘is a serious guy. I noticed him in the crowd on Welbeck Street, last Friday.’

‘A good man,’ rejoined the secretary, ‘a staunch, sincere, and truly zealous man.’

‘A good man,’ replied the secretary, ‘a loyal, genuine, and really passionate man.’

‘He should be encouraged,’ said Lord George. ‘Make a note of Dennis. I’ll talk with him.’

"He should be encouraged," said Lord George. "Make a note of Dennis. I'll talk to him."

Gashford obeyed, and went on reading from his list:

Gashford complied and continued reading from his list:

‘“The Friends of Reason, half-a-guinea. The Friends of Liberty, half-a-guinea. The Friends of Peace, half-a-guinea. The Friends of Charity, half-a-guinea. The Friends of Mercy, half-a-guinea. The Associated Rememberers of Bloody Mary, half-a-guinea. The United Bulldogs, half-a-guinea.”’

‘“The Friends of Reason, 50 pence. The Friends of Liberty, 50 pence. The Friends of Peace, 50 pence. The Friends of Charity, 50 pence. The Friends of Mercy, 50 pence. The Associated Rememberers of Bloody Mary, 50 pence. The United Bulldogs, 50 pence.”’

‘The United Bulldogs,’ said Lord George, biting his nails most horribly, ‘are a new society, are they not?’

‘The United Bulldogs,’ Lord George said, biting his nails furiously, ‘is a new society, right?’

‘Formerly the ‘Prentice Knights, my lord. The indentures of the old members expiring by degrees, they changed their name, it seems, though they still have ‘prentices among them, as well as workmen.’

‘They used to be called the ‘Prentice Knights, my lord. As the contracts of the old members gradually expired, they changed their name, it seems, although they still have apprentices among them, as well as workers.’

‘What is their president’s name?’ inquired Lord George.

“What’s the name of their president?” Lord George asked.

‘President,’ said Gashford, reading, ‘Mr Simon Tappertit.’

‘President,’ said Gashford, reading, ‘Mr. Simon Tappertit.’

‘I remember him. The little man, who sometimes brings an elderly sister to our meetings, and sometimes another female too, who is conscientious, I have no doubt, but not well-favoured?’

‘I remember him. The little guy who sometimes brings an older sister to our meetings, and sometimes another woman too, who is responsible, I’m sure, but not very attractive?’

‘The very same, my lord.’

'Exactly so, my lord.'

‘Tappertit is an earnest man,’ said Lord George, thoughtfully. ‘Eh, Gashford?’

‘Tappertit is a serious guy,’ Lord George said, thinking. ‘Right, Gashford?’

‘One of the foremost among them all, my lord. He snuffs the battle from afar, like the war-horse. He throws his hat up in the street as if he were inspired, and makes most stirring speeches from the shoulders of his friends.’

‘One of the top ones among them all, my lord. He senses the battle from a distance, like the war-horse. He throws his hat into the street as if he were inspired, and gives the most inspiring speeches from his friends' shoulders.’

‘Make a note of Tappertit,’ said Lord George Gordon. ‘We may advance him to a place of trust.’

‘Keep Tappertit in mind,’ said Lord George Gordon. ‘We might promote him to a position of trust.’

‘That,’ rejoined the secretary, doing as he was told, ‘is all—except Mrs Varden’s box (fourteenth time of opening), seven shillings and sixpence in silver and copper, and half-a-guinea in gold; and Miggs (being the saving of a quarter’s wages), one-and-threepence.’

‘That,’ replied the secretary, doing as instructed, ‘is everything—except for Mrs. Varden’s box (the fourteenth time it’s been opened), which has seven shillings and sixpence in silver and copper, and half a guinea in gold; and Miggs (which is the savings from a quarter’s wages), one-and-threepence.’

‘Miggs,’ said Lord George. ‘Is that a man?’

‘Miggs,’ said Lord George. ‘Is that a guy?’

‘The name is entered on the list as a woman,’ replied the secretary. ‘I think she is the tall spare female of whom you spoke just now, my lord, as not being well-favoured, who sometimes comes to hear the speeches—along with Tappertit and Mrs Varden.’

‘The name is listed as a woman,’ replied the secretary. ‘I think she’s the tall, thin woman you just mentioned, my lord, who isn’t very attractive, and who sometimes comes to listen to the speeches—along with Tappertit and Mrs. Varden.’

‘Mrs Varden is the elderly lady then, is she?’

‘So, Mrs. Varden is the older woman, right?’

The secretary nodded, and rubbed the bridge of his nose with the feather of his pen.

The secretary nodded and rubbed the bridge of his nose with the tip of his pen.

‘She is a zealous sister,’ said Lord George. ‘Her collection goes on prosperously, and is pursued with fervour. Has her husband joined?’

‘She is an enthusiastic sister,’ said Lord George. ‘Her collection is thriving and is pursued with passion. Has her husband joined in?’

‘A malignant,’ returned the secretary, folding up his papers. ‘Unworthy such a wife. He remains in outer darkness and steadily refuses.’

‘A malignant,’ replied the secretary, folding his papers. ‘Not worthy of such a wife. He stays in the shadows and stubbornly refuses.’

‘The consequences be upon his own head!—Gashford!’

‘Let him take responsibility for his own actions!—Gashford!’

‘My lord!’

"Lord!"

‘You don’t think,’ he turned restlessly in his bed as he spoke, ‘these people will desert me, when the hour arrives? I have spoken boldly for them, ventured much, suppressed nothing. They’ll not fall off, will they?’

‘You don’t think,’ he turned restlessly in his bed as he spoke, ‘these people will abandon me when the time comes? I’ve spoken up for them, taken risks, held nothing back. They won’t turn against me, will they?’

‘No fear of that, my lord,’ said Gashford, with a meaning look, which was rather the involuntary expression of his own thoughts than intended as any confirmation of his words, for the other’s face was turned away. ‘Be sure there is no fear of that.’

‘No worries about that, my lord,’ said Gashford, with a knowing look that was more of an involuntary reflection of his own thoughts than a confirmation of his words, since the other person had his back turned. ‘You can be sure there’s nothing to worry about.’

‘Nor,’ he said with a more restless motion than before, ‘of their—but they CAN sustain no harm from leaguing for this purpose. Right is on our side, though Might may be against us. You feel as sure of that as I—honestly, you do?’

‘Nor,’ he said with a more restless movement than before, ‘of their—but they CAN’t suffer any harm from joining forces for this purpose. We have right on our side, even if strength is against us. You’re as sure of that as I am—honestly, you are?’

The secretary was beginning with ‘You do not doubt,’ when the other interrupted him, and impatiently rejoined:

The secretary was starting to say, "You don’t doubt," when the other person cut him off and replied impatiently:

‘Doubt. No. Who says I doubt? If I doubted, should I cast away relatives, friends, everything, for this unhappy country’s sake; this unhappy country,’ he cried, springing up in bed, after repeating the phrase ‘unhappy country’s sake’ to himself, at least a dozen times, ‘forsaken of God and man, delivered over to a dangerous confederacy of Popish powers; the prey of corruption, idolatry, and despotism! Who says I doubt? Am I called, and chosen, and faithful? Tell me. Am I, or am I not?’

'Doubt? No. Who says I doubt? If I did doubt, would I really give up my family, friends, everything, for the sake of this miserable country? This miserable country,' he shouted, jumping up in bed after repeating the phrase 'miserable country' to himself at least a dozen times, 'abandoned by God and man, turned over to a dangerous alliance of Catholic powers; a victim of corruption, idolatry, and tyranny! Who says I doubt? Am I called, chosen, and faithful? Tell me. Am I, or am I not?'

‘To God, the country, and yourself,’ cried Gashford.

"To God, the country, and yourself," shouted Gashford.

‘I am. I will be. I say again, I will be: to the block. Who says as much! Do you? Does any man alive?’

‘I am. I will be. I’ll say it again, I will be: to the block. Who says the same! Do you? Does any man alive?’

The secretary drooped his head with an expression of perfect acquiescence in anything that had been said or might be; and Lord George gradually sinking down upon his pillow, fell asleep.

The secretary hung his head, completely agreeing with everything that had been said or could be said; and Lord George, slowly lowering himself onto his pillow, fell asleep.

Although there was something very ludicrous in his vehement manner, taken in conjunction with his meagre aspect and ungraceful presence, it would scarcely have provoked a smile in any man of kindly feeling; or even if it had, he would have felt sorry and almost angry with himself next moment, for yielding to the impulse. This lord was sincere in his violence and in his wavering. A nature prone to false enthusiasm, and the vanity of being a leader, were the worst qualities apparent in his composition. All the rest was weakness—sheer weakness; and it is the unhappy lot of thoroughly weak men, that their very sympathies, affections, confidences—all the qualities which in better constituted minds are virtues—dwindle into foibles, or turn into downright vices.

Although there was something quite ridiculous about his intense demeanor, especially when combined with his thin physique and awkward presence, it would hardly have made anyone with a kind heart smile; and even if it did, he would have felt remorse and almost anger at himself for giving in to that impulse. This lord was genuine in his outbursts and in his indecision. A tendency towards false enthusiasm and the pride of being a leader were the worst traits in his character. Everything else was weakness—pure weakness; and it is the unfortunate fate of completely weak individuals that their very sympathies, affections, and trust—all the traits that are seen as virtues in stronger minds—shrink into quirks or turn into outright vices.

Gashford, with many a sly look towards the bed, sat chuckling at his master’s folly, until his deep and heavy breathing warned him that he might retire. Locking his desk, and replacing it within the trunk (but not before he had taken from a secret lining two printed handbills), he cautiously withdrew; looking back, as he went, at the pale face of the slumbering man, above whose head the dusty plumes that crowned the Maypole couch, waved drearily and sadly as though it were a bier.

Gashford, glancing slyly at the bed, sat chuckling at his master's foolishness until his deep, heavy breathing indicated that it was time for him to leave. He locked his desk and put it back in the trunk, but not before retrieving two printed handbills from a hidden pocket. He then carefully stepped out, looking back at the pale face of the sleeping man, above whose head the dusty plumes crowning the Maypole couch swayed mournfully, as if it were a funeral bier.

Stopping on the staircase to listen that all was quiet, and to take off his shoes lest his footsteps should alarm any light sleeper who might be near at hand, he descended to the ground floor, and thrust one of his bills beneath the great door of the house. That done, he crept softly back to his own chamber, and from the window let another fall—carefully wrapt round a stone to save it from the wind—into the yard below.

Stopping on the staircase to make sure everything was quiet, and to take off his shoes so he wouldn't wake any light sleepers nearby, he went down to the ground floor and slid one of his bills under the big door of the house. Once that was done, he quietly made his way back to his own room and let another bill drop from the window—carefully wrapped around a stone to keep it from blowing away—into the yard below.

They were addressed on the back ‘To every Protestant into whose hands this shall come,’ and bore within what follows:

They were labeled on the back 'To every Protestant who receives this,' and contained the following:

‘Men and Brethren. Whoever shall find this letter, will take it as a warning to join, without delay, the friends of Lord George Gordon. There are great events at hand; and the times are dangerous and troubled. Read this carefully, keep it clean, and drop it somewhere else. For King and Country. Union.’

‘Men and Brothers. Whoever finds this letter should take it as a warning to join, without delay, the supporters of Lord George Gordon. Big events are coming; these times are dangerous and challenging. Read this carefully, keep it safe, and pass it on to someone else. For King and Country. Unity.’

‘More seed, more seed,’ said Gashford as he closed the window. ‘When will the harvest come!’

‘More seed, more seed,’ said Gashford as he shut the window. ‘When will the harvest arrive!’





Chapter 37

To surround anything, however monstrous or ridiculous, with an air of mystery, is to invest it with a secret charm, and power of attraction which to the crowd is irresistible. False priests, false prophets, false doctors, false patriots, false prodigies of every kind, veiling their proceedings in mystery, have always addressed themselves at an immense advantage to the popular credulity, and have been, perhaps, more indebted to that resource in gaining and keeping for a time the upper hand of Truth and Common Sense, than to any half-dozen items in the whole catalogue of imposture. Curiosity is, and has been from the creation of the world, a master-passion. To awaken it, to gratify it by slight degrees, and yet leave something always in suspense, is to establish the surest hold that can be had, in wrong, on the unthinking portion of mankind.

Surrounding anything, no matter how monstrous or ridiculous, with an air of mystery gives it a secret charm and an irresistible power to attract the crowd. Fake priests, fake prophets, fake doctors, fake patriots, and all sorts of false prodigies, hiding their actions in mystery, have always had an enormous advantage in appealing to popular gullibility. They've likely relied on this tactic more than anything else in gaining and maintaining an upper hand over Truth and Common Sense. Curiosity has always been a powerful driving force since the beginning of time. To spark curiosity, to satisfy it little by little, while always leaving something uncertain, is to create the strongest grip on the unthinking masses.

If a man had stood on London Bridge, calling till he was hoarse, upon the passers-by, to join with Lord George Gordon, although for an object which no man understood, and which in that very incident had a charm of its own,—the probability is, that he might have influenced a score of people in a month. If all zealous Protestants had been publicly urged to join an association for the avowed purpose of singing a hymn or two occasionally, and hearing some indifferent speeches made, and ultimately of petitioning Parliament not to pass an act for abolishing the penal laws against Roman Catholic priests, the penalty of perpetual imprisonment denounced against those who educated children in that persuasion, and the disqualification of all members of the Romish church to inherit real property in the United Kingdom by right of purchase or descent,—matters so far removed from the business and bosoms of the mass, might perhaps have called together a hundred people. But when vague rumours got abroad, that in this Protestant association a secret power was mustering against the government for undefined and mighty purposes; when the air was filled with whispers of a confederacy among the Popish powers to degrade and enslave England, establish an inquisition in London, and turn the pens of Smithfield market into stakes and cauldrons; when terrors and alarms which no man understood were perpetually broached, both in and out of Parliament, by one enthusiast who did not understand himself, and bygone bugbears which had lain quietly in their graves for centuries, were raised again to haunt the ignorant and credulous; when all this was done, as it were, in the dark, and secret invitations to join the Great Protestant Association in defence of religion, life, and liberty, were dropped in the public ways, thrust under the house-doors, tossed in at windows, and pressed into the hands of those who trod the streets by night; when they glared from every wall, and shone on every post and pillar, so that stocks and stones appeared infected with the common fear, urging all men to join together blindfold in resistance of they knew not what, they knew not why;—then the mania spread indeed, and the body, still increasing every day, grew forty thousand strong.

If a guy had stood on London Bridge, shouting until he lost his voice, trying to get people to join Lord George Gordon, even for a cause that no one really understood, which had its own strange appeal at that moment, he probably could have influenced a hundred people in a month. If all the passionate Protestants had been openly encouraged to come together for the clear purpose of occasionally singing a hymn or two, listening to some lackluster speeches, and ultimately petitioning Parliament not to pass a law that would abolish the penal laws against Roman Catholic priests—who faced the risk of lifelong imprisonment for teaching children of that faith—and to stop disqualifying all members of the Catholic Church from inheriting property in the UK by purchase or descent—issues that seemed so distant from the everyday lives of most people—maybe they would have gathered a hundred supporters. But when vague rumors started spreading that this Protestant group was secretly rallying against the government for unclear and significant reasons; when whispers filled the air about a conspiracy among Catholic powers aimed at degrading and enslaving England, establishing an inquisition in London, and turning the stakes and cauldrons of Smithfield market into tools of persecution; when mysterious fears and alarms, which no one could understand, were constantly brought up, both within and outside of Parliament, by one enthusiastic person who didn't really understand it all himself, and old ghosts that had been buried for centuries were stirred up to scare the gullible and naive; when all of this was done covertly, and secret invitations to join the Great Protestant Association to defend religion, life, and freedom were scattered in public places, slipped under doors, thrown in through windows, and forced into the hands of night walkers; when these messages stared out from every wall and shone on every post and pillar, making it feel like even solid objects were infected by fear, pushing everyone to unite blindly in resistance to something they didn't comprehend and didn't know the reason for;—then the frenzy truly spread, and the movement, growing every day, reached a strength of forty thousand.

So said, at least, in this month of March, 1780, Lord George Gordon, the Association’s president. Whether it was the fact or otherwise, few men knew or cared to ascertain. It had never made any public demonstration; had scarcely ever been heard of, save through him; had never been seen; and was supposed by many to be the mere creature of his disordered brain. He was accustomed to talk largely about numbers of men—stimulated, as it was inferred, by certain successful disturbances, arising out of the same subject, which had occurred in Scotland in the previous year; was looked upon as a cracked-brained member of the lower house, who attacked all parties and sided with none, and was very little regarded. It was known that there was discontent abroad—there always is; he had been accustomed to address the people by placard, speech, and pamphlet, upon other questions; nothing had come, in England, of his past exertions, and nothing was apprehended from his present. Just as he has come upon the reader, he had come, from time to time, upon the public, and been forgotten in a day; as suddenly as he appears in these pages, after a blank of five long years, did he and his proceedings begin to force themselves, about this period, upon the notice of thousands of people, who had mingled in active life during the whole interval, and who, without being deaf or blind to passing events, had scarcely ever thought of him before.

So said, at least, in this month of March, 1780, Lord George Gordon, the Association’s president. Whether it was true or not, few people knew or cared to find out. It had never made any public appearances; it was hardly ever mentioned, except through him; it had never been seen; and many believed it was just a figment of his troubled mind. He was known for boasting about the number of people involved—likely fueled by certain successful uprisings on the same topic that had happened in Scotland the previous year. He was viewed as an unstable member of the lower house, who criticized all parties but aligned with none, and was largely ignored. It was known that there was discontent in the air—there always is; he was used to addressing people through flyers, speeches, and pamphlets on other issues; nothing had come from his past efforts in England, and nothing was expected from his current actions. Just as he has appeared to the reader, he had occasionally emerged in public and then been forgotten within a day; just as suddenly as he appears in these pages, after a long absence of five years, did he and his activities begin to attract the attention of thousands of people who had been engaged in active life throughout that time, and who, despite not being unaware of current events, had hardly ever thought of him before.

‘My lord,’ said Gashford in his ear, as he drew the curtains of his bed betimes; ‘my lord!’

‘My lord,’ Gashford whispered in his ear as he drew back the curtains of his bed early; ‘my lord!’

‘Yes—who’s that? What is it?’

"Yes—who's that? What's going on?"

‘The clock has struck nine,’ returned the secretary, with meekly folded hands. ‘You have slept well? I hope you have slept well? If my prayers are heard, you are refreshed indeed.’

‘The clock has struck nine,’ replied the secretary, with hands folded politely. ‘Did you sleep well? I hope you did. If my prayers are answered, you’re feeling refreshed.’

‘To say the truth, I have slept so soundly,’ said Lord George, rubbing his eyes and looking round the room, ‘that I don’t remember quite—what place is this?’

"To be honest, I slept so well," said Lord George, rubbing his eyes and looking around the room, "that I can't quite remember—where am I?"

‘My lord!’ cried Gashford, with a smile.

“Wow, my lord!” exclaimed Gashford, grinning.

‘Oh!’ returned his superior. ‘Yes. You’re not a Jew then?’

‘Oh!’ replied his superior. ‘So, you’re not Jewish then?’

‘A Jew!’ exclaimed the pious secretary, recoiling.

'A Jew!' exclaimed the devout secretary, pulling back.

‘I dreamed that we were Jews, Gashford. You and I—both of us—Jews with long beards.’

‘I dreamed that we were Jews, Gashford. You and I—both of us—Jews with long beards.’

‘Heaven forbid, my lord! We might as well be Papists.’

‘God forbid, my lord! We might as well be Catholics.’

‘I suppose we might,’ returned the other, very quickly. ‘Eh? You really think so, Gashford?’

‘I guess we could,’ replied the other, very quickly. ‘Huh? You really think so, Gashford?’

‘Surely I do,’ the secretary cried, with looks of great surprise.

“Of course I do,” the secretary exclaimed, her expression filled with surprise.

‘Humph!’ he muttered. ‘Yes, that seems reasonable.’

‘Humph!’ he muttered. ‘Yeah, that makes sense.’

‘I hope my lord—’ the secretary began.

‘I hope my lord—’ the secretary began.

‘Hope!’ he echoed, interrupting him. ‘Why do you say, you hope? There’s no harm in thinking of such things.’

‘Hope!’ he echoed, cutting him off. ‘Why do you say you hope? There’s no harm in thinking about stuff like that.’

‘Not in dreams,’ returned the Secretary.

‘Not in dreams,’ replied the Secretary.

‘In dreams! No, nor waking either.’

‘In dreams! No, not even when I'm awake.’

—‘"Called, and chosen, and faithful,”’ said Gashford, taking up Lord George’s watch which lay upon a chair, and seeming to read the inscription on the seal, abstractedly.

—‘"Called, chosen, and faithful,”’ said Gashford, picking up Lord George’s watch that was resting on a chair and appearing to read the inscription on the seal, lost in thought.

It was the slightest action possible, not obtruded on his notice, and apparently the result of a moment’s absence of mind, not worth remark. But as the words were uttered, Lord George, who had been going on impetuously, stopped short, reddened, and was silent. Apparently quite unconscious of this change in his demeanour, the wily Secretary stepped a little apart, under pretence of pulling up the window-blind, and returning when the other had had time to recover, said:

It was the smallest action imaginable, unnoticed by him, and seemed like just a moment of absent-mindedness, not worth mentioning. But as the words were spoken, Lord George, who had been speaking impulsively, suddenly stopped, blushed, and fell silent. Completely unaware of this shift in his behavior, the crafty Secretary moved a bit to the side, pretending to adjust the window blind, and after giving the other time to gather himself, said:

‘The holy cause goes bravely on, my lord. I was not idle, even last night. I dropped two of the handbills before I went to bed, and both are gone this morning. Nobody in the house has mentioned the circumstance of finding them, though I have been downstairs full half-an-hour. One or two recruits will be their first fruit, I predict; and who shall say how many more, with Heaven’s blessing on your inspired exertions!’

‘The noble cause is moving forward, my lord. I wasn’t just sitting around, even last night. I left two of the flyers before going to bed, and both are gone this morning. No one in the house has brought up finding them, even though I’ve been downstairs for half an hour. I expect one or two recruits will be our first result; and who knows how many more, with Heaven’s blessings on your inspired efforts!’

‘It was a famous device in the beginning,’ replied Lord George; ‘an excellent device, and did good service in Scotland. It was quite worthy of you. You remind me not to be a sluggard, Gashford, when the vineyard is menaced with destruction, and may be trodden down by Papist feet. Let the horses be saddled in half-an-hour. We must be up and doing!’

‘It was a well-known device at first,’ replied Lord George; ‘a great device that worked well in Scotland. It was truly fitting for you. You remind me not to be lazy, Gashford, when the vineyard is in danger and could be trampled by Papist feet. Let’s get the horses saddled in half an hour. We need to get moving!’

He said this with a heightened colour, and in a tone of such enthusiasm, that the secretary deemed all further prompting needless, and withdrew.

He said this with a flushed face and such enthusiasm in his voice that the secretary figured further prompting wasn't necessary and left.

—‘Dreamed he was a Jew,’ he said thoughtfully, as he closed the bedroom door. ‘He may come to that before he dies. It’s like enough. Well! After a time, and provided I lost nothing by it, I don’t see why that religion shouldn’t suit me as well as any other. There are rich men among the Jews; shaving is very troublesome;—yes, it would suit me well enough. For the present, though, we must be Christian to the core. Our prophetic motto will suit all creeds in their turn, that’s a comfort.’ Reflecting on this source of consolation, he reached the sitting-room, and rang the bell for breakfast.

—‘He dreamed he was a Jew,’ he said thoughtfully as he closed the bedroom door. ‘He might come to that before he dies. It’s quite possible. Well! After a while, and as long as I don’t lose anything by it, I don’t see why that religion shouldn’t work for me just as well as any other. There are wealthy men among the Jews; shaving is really annoying;—yeah, it would suit me just fine. For now, though, we have to be Christians through and through. Our prophetic motto will fit all religions in their turn, which is reassuring.’ Reflecting on this source of comfort, he reached the sitting room and rang the bell for breakfast.

Lord George was quickly dressed (for his plain toilet was easily made), and as he was no less frugal in his repasts than in his Puritan attire, his share of the meal was soon dispatched. The secretary, however, more devoted to the good things of this world, or more intent on sustaining his strength and spirits for the sake of the Protestant cause, ate and drank to the last minute, and required indeed some three or four reminders from John Grueby, before he could resolve to tear himself away from Mr Willet’s plentiful providing.

Lord George got dressed quickly (since his simple outfit was easy to put on), and being just as frugal with his meals as with his Puritan clothing, he finished his portion of the meal in no time. The secretary, however, who was either more fond of the good things in life or more focused on maintaining his energy and morale for the Protestant cause, ate and drank until the last moment. He actually needed about three or four nudges from John Grueby before he could finally pull himself away from Mr. Willet's generous spread.

At length he came downstairs, wiping his greasy mouth, and having paid John Willet’s bill, climbed into his saddle. Lord George, who had been walking up and down before the house talking to himself with earnest gestures, mounted his horse; and returning old John Willet’s stately bow, as well as the parting salutation of a dozen idlers whom the rumour of a live lord being about to leave the Maypole had gathered round the porch, they rode away, with stout John Grueby in the rear.

At last, he came downstairs, wiping his greasy mouth, and after paying John Willet’s bill, he got on his horse. Lord George, who had been pacing in front of the house and talking to himself with serious gestures, climbed onto his horse too. He acknowledged old John Willet’s formal bow and the farewell greetings from a dozen onlookers drawn to the porch by the news that a real lord was about to leave the Maypole. They rode off, with sturdy John Grueby trailing behind.

If Lord George Gordon had appeared in the eyes of Mr Willet, overnight, a nobleman of somewhat quaint and odd exterior, the impression was confirmed this morning, and increased a hundredfold. Sitting bolt upright upon his bony steed, with his long, straight hair, dangling about his face and fluttering in the wind; his limbs all angular and rigid, his elbows stuck out on either side ungracefully, and his whole frame jogged and shaken at every motion of his horse’s feet; a more grotesque or more ungainly figure can hardly be conceived. In lieu of whip, he carried in his hand a great gold-headed cane, as large as any footman carries in these days, and his various modes of holding this unwieldy weapon—now upright before his face like the sabre of a horse-soldier, now over his shoulder like a musket, now between his finger and thumb, but always in some uncouth and awkward fashion—contributed in no small degree to the absurdity of his appearance. Stiff, lank, and solemn, dressed in an unusual manner, and ostentatiously exhibiting—whether by design or accident—all his peculiarities of carriage, gesture, and conduct, all the qualities, natural and artificial, in which he differed from other men; he might have moved the sternest looker-on to laughter, and fully provoked the smiles and whispered jests which greeted his departure from the Maypole inn.

If Lord George Gordon had seemed to Mr. Willet, overnight, like a nobleman with a somewhat quirky and odd appearance, that impression was reinforced this morning and grew a hundred times stronger. Sitting straight up on his skinny horse, with his long, straight hair hanging around his face and blowing in the wind; his limbs all angular and stiff, his elbows awkwardly sticking out on either side, and his entire body bouncing and shaking with every step his horse took; a more ridiculous or more awkward figure would be hard to imagine. Instead of a whip, he held a large gold-headed cane in his hand, as big as any footman carries today, and the various ways he held this cumbersome object—sometimes upright in front of his face like a cavalry officer's saber, sometimes over his shoulder like a rifle, sometimes pinched between his fingers, but always in some clumsy and awkward manner—added to the absurdity of his appearance. Stiff, skinny, and serious, dressed in an unusual way, and showing off—whether intentionally or not—all his quirks in how he carried himself, gestured, and acted, all the traits that made him stand out from others; he could have made even the sternest onlooker laugh and fully provoked the smiles and whispered jokes that followed him as he left the Maypole inn.

Quite unconscious, however, of the effect he produced, he trotted on beside his secretary, talking to himself nearly all the way, until they came within a mile or two of London, when now and then some passenger went by who knew him by sight, and pointed him out to some one else, and perhaps stood looking after him, or cried in jest or earnest as it might be, ‘Hurrah Geordie! No Popery!’ At which he would gravely pull off his hat, and bow. When they reached the town and rode along the streets, these notices became more frequent; some laughed, some hissed, some turned their heads and smiled, some wondered who he was, some ran along the pavement by his side and cheered. When this happened in a crush of carts and chairs and coaches, he would make a dead stop, and pulling off his hat, cry, ‘Gentlemen, No Popery!’ to which the gentlemen would respond with lusty voices, and with three times three; and then, on he would go again with a score or so of the raggedest, following at his horse’s heels, and shouting till their throats were parched.

Unaware of the impact he was having, he trotted alongside his secretary, talking to himself nearly the entire way until they were a mile or two from London. Occasionally, a passerby would recognize him and point him out to someone else, some even stopping to watch him or calling out in jest or seriousness, “Hurrah Geordie! No Popery!” He would respond by solemnly taking off his hat and bowing. As they entered the town and rode along the streets, these encounters became more common; some laughed, some hissed, some turned to smile, some wondered who he was, and some ran alongside him, cheering. When this happened in a crowd of carts, chairs, and coaches, he would come to a complete stop, remove his hat, and shout, “Gentlemen, No Popery!” to which the gentlemen would respond with loud voices and cheers, and then he would continue on his way with a ragged group trailing behind his horse, shouting until their throats were dry.

The old ladies too—there were a great many old ladies in the streets, and these all knew him. Some of them—not those of the highest rank, but such as sold fruit from baskets and carried burdens—clapped their shrivelled hands, and raised a weazen, piping, shrill ‘Hurrah, my lord.’ Others waved their hands or handkerchiefs, or shook their fans or parasols, or threw up windows and called in haste to those within, to come and see. All these marks of popular esteem, he received with profound gravity and respect; bowing very low, and so frequently that his hat was more off his head than on; and looking up at the houses as he passed along, with the air of one who was making a public entry, and yet was not puffed up or proud.

The older women too—there were a lot of them in the streets, and they all recognized him. Some of them—not the most distinguished, but those who sold fruit from baskets and carried loads—clapped their wrinkled hands and shouted a thin, high-pitched ‘Hurrah, my lord.’ Others waved their hands or handkerchiefs, shook their fans or parasols, or threw open windows and called to those inside, urging them to come and see. He received all these signs of admiration with deep seriousness and respect; bowing very low, so often that his hat was more off his head than on, and looking up at the houses as he walked by, like someone on a public appearance, but without being arrogant or boastful.

So they rode (to the deep and unspeakable disgust of John Grueby) the whole length of Whitechapel, Leadenhall Street, and Cheapside, and into St Paul’s Churchyard. Arriving close to the cathedral, he halted; spoke to Gashford; and looking upward at its lofty dome, shook his head, as though he said, ‘The Church in Danger!’ Then to be sure, the bystanders stretched their throats indeed; and he went on again with mighty acclamations from the mob, and lower bows than ever.

So they rode (to the deep and unspeakable disgust of John Grueby) all the way down Whitechapel, Leadenhall Street, and Cheapside, and into St Paul’s Churchyard. When they got close to the cathedral, he stopped, talked to Gashford, and looking up at its tall dome, shook his head as if to say, ‘The Church is in Danger!’ Then, of course, the onlookers craned their necks, and he continued on again to loud cheers from the crowd and even lower bows than before.

So along the Strand, up Swallow Street, into the Oxford Road, and thence to his house in Welbeck Street, near Cavendish Square, whither he was attended by a few dozen idlers; of whom he took leave on the steps with this brief parting, ‘Gentlemen, No Popery. Good day. God bless you.’ This being rather a shorter address than they expected, was received with some displeasure, and cries of ‘A speech! a speech!’ which might have been complied with, but that John Grueby, making a mad charge upon them with all three horses, on his way to the stables, caused them to disperse into the adjoining fields, where they presently fell to pitch and toss, chuck-farthing, odd or even, dog-fighting, and other Protestant recreations.

So along the Strand, up Swallow Street, into the Oxford Road, and then to his house in Welbeck Street, near Cavendish Square, he was followed by a few dozen bystanders; he took leave on the steps with this brief farewell, ‘Gentlemen, No Popery. Good day. God bless you.’ This being a lot shorter than they had expected, was met with some disappointment, and shouts of ‘A speech! a speech!’ which might have been answered, but John Grueby, charging at them wildly with all three horses on his way to the stables, made them scatter into the nearby fields, where they quickly started to play pitch and toss, chuck-farthing, odd or even, dog-fighting, and other Protestant pastimes.

In the afternoon Lord George came forth again, dressed in a black velvet coat, and trousers and waistcoat of the Gordon plaid, all of the same Quaker cut; and in this costume, which made him look a dozen times more strange and singular than before, went down on foot to Westminster. Gashford, meanwhile, bestirred himself in business matters; with which he was still engaged when, shortly after dusk, John Grueby entered and announced a visitor.

In the afternoon, Lord George came out again, wearing a black velvet coat and trousers and vest made from Gordon plaid, all in the same Quaker style. This outfit made him look even stranger and more unusual than before, as he walked to Westminster. Meanwhile, Gashford busied himself with work and was still occupied when John Grueby came in shortly after dark to announce a visitor.

‘Let him come in,’ said Gashford.

‘Let him come in,’ said Gashford.

‘Here! come in!’ growled John to somebody without; ‘You’re a Protestant, an’t you?’

‘Hey! Come in!’ John grumbled to someone outside. ‘You’re a Protestant, right?’

‘I should think so,’ replied a deep, gruff voice.

"I think so," replied a deep, gruff voice.

‘You’ve the looks of it,’ said John Grueby. ‘I’d have known you for one, anywhere.’ With which remark he gave the visitor admission, retired, and shut the door.

"You look the part," said John Grueby. "I would have recognized you anywhere." With that comment, he let the visitor in, stepped back, and closed the door.

The man who now confronted Gashford, was a squat, thickset personage, with a low, retreating forehead, a coarse shock head of hair, and eyes so small and near together, that his broken nose alone seemed to prevent their meeting and fusing into one of the usual size. A dingy handkerchief twisted like a cord about his neck, left its great veins exposed to view, and they were swollen and starting, as though with gulping down strong passions, malice, and ill-will. His dress was of threadbare velveteen—a faded, rusty, whitened black, like the ashes of a pipe or a coal fire after a day’s extinction; discoloured with the soils of many a stale debauch, and reeking yet with pot-house odours. In lieu of buckles at his knees, he wore unequal loops of packthread; and in his grimy hands he held a knotted stick, the knob of which was carved into a rough likeness of his own vile face. Such was the visitor who doffed his three-cornered hat in Gashford’s presence, and waited, leering, for his notice.

The man now facing Gashford was short and stocky, with a low, receding forehead, a messy shock of hair, and eyes so small and close together that his broken nose seemed to be the only thing preventing them from merging into a single, normal-sized eye. A dirty handkerchief twisted like a rope around his neck exposed his large, swollen veins, which looked as if they had been strained by swallowing down intense emotions, bitterness, and spite. He wore a threadbare velveteen outfit—a faded, rusty black, resembling the ashes of a pipe or the remnants of a coal fire after a day’s burn; stained with the marks of many drunken nights, still reeking of bar smells. Instead of buckles at his knees, he had uneven loops of string; and in his grimy hands, he held a knotted stick, the knob of which was roughly carved to look like his own ugly face. This was the visitor who took off his three-cornered hat in Gashford’s presence and waited, grinning, for his attention.

‘Ah! Dennis!’ cried the secretary. ‘Sit down.’

‘Oh! Dennis!’ exclaimed the secretary. ‘Have a seat.’

‘I see my lord down yonder—’ cried the man, with a jerk of his thumb towards the quarter that he spoke of, ‘and he says to me, says my lord, “If you’ve nothing to do, Dennis, go up to my house and talk with Muster Gashford.” Of course I’d nothing to do, you know. These an’t my working hours. Ha ha! I was a-taking the air when I see my lord, that’s what I was doing. I takes the air by night, as the howls does, Muster Gashford.’

"I see my lord over there—" the man exclaimed, pointing with his thumb in that direction, "and he tells me, my lord says, 'If you’re not busy, Dennis, go to my house and chat with Mr. Gashford.' Of course, I wasn’t busy, you know. These aren’t my working hours. Ha ha! I was just out for a stroll when I spotted my lord, that’s what I was doing. I take my strolls at night, like the wolves do, Mr. Gashford."

And sometimes in the day-time, eh?’ said the secretary—‘when you go out in state, you know.’

And sometimes during the day, huh?’ said the secretary—‘when you go out in style, you know.’

‘Ha ha!’ roared the fellow, smiting his leg; ‘for a gentleman as ‘ull say a pleasant thing in a pleasant way, give me Muster Gashford agin’ all London and Westminster! My lord an’t a bad ‘un at that, but he’s a fool to you. Ah to be sure,—when I go out in state.’

‘Ha ha!’ roared the guy, slapping his leg; ‘for a gentleman who will say a nice thing in a nice way, give me Mr. Gashford over all of London and Westminster! My lord isn’t bad, but he’s a fool compared to you. Oh, of course—when I go out in style.’

‘And have your carriage,’ said the secretary; ‘and your chaplain, eh? and all the rest of it?’

‘And you have your carriage,’ said the secretary; ‘and your chaplain, right? and all the other things?’

‘You’ll be the death of me,’ cried Dennis, with another roar, ‘you will. But what’s in the wind now, Muster Gashford,’ he asked hoarsely, ‘Eh? Are we to be under orders to pull down one of them Popish chapels—or what?’

‘You’ll be the death of me,’ shouted Dennis again, ‘you really will. But what’s going on now, Mister Gashford?’ he asked hoarsely. ‘Eh? Are we supposed to be ordered to tear down one of those Catholic chapels—or what?’

‘Hush!’ said the secretary, suffering the faintest smile to play upon his face. ‘Hush! God bless me, Dennis! We associate, you know, for strictly peaceable and lawful purposes.’

‘Hush!’ said the secretary, allowing the faintest smile to touch his face. ‘Hush! God bless me, Dennis! We get together, you know, for strictly peaceful and legal reasons.’

‘I know, bless you,’ returned the man, thrusting his tongue into his cheek; ‘I entered a’ purpose, didn’t I!’

‘I know, bless you,’ the man replied, sticking his tongue in his cheek; ‘I came here on purpose, didn’t I!’

‘No doubt,’ said Gashford, smiling as before. And when he said so, Dennis roared again, and smote his leg still harder, and falling into fits of laughter, wiped his eyes with the corner of his neckerchief, and cried, ‘Muster Gashford agin’ all England hollow!’

‘No doubt,’ said Gashford, smiling as before. And when he said that, Dennis roared again, hit his leg even harder, and bursting into fits of laughter, wiped his eyes with the corner of his scarf and shouted, ‘Mister Gashford against all England!’

‘Lord George and I were talking of you last night,’ said Gashford, after a pause. ‘He says you are a very earnest fellow.’

“Lord George and I were talking about you last night,” Gashford said after a pause. “He says you’re a really dedicated guy.”

‘So I am,’ returned the hangman.

‘So I am,’ replied the hangman.

‘And that you truly hate the Papists.’

‘And that you really hate the Catholics.’

‘So I do,’ and he confirmed it with a good round oath. ‘Lookye here, Muster Gashford,’ said the fellow, laying his hat and stick upon the floor, and slowly beating the palm of one hand with the fingers of the other; ‘Ob-serve. I’m a constitutional officer that works for my living, and does my work creditable. Do I, or do I not?’

‘So I do,’ he affirmed with a hearty curse. ‘Listen here, Mr. Gashford,’ the guy said, placing his hat and stick on the floor, and slowly slapping the palm of one hand with the fingers of the other; ‘Notice this. I’m a public officer who earns my keep and does my job well. Do I, or do I not?’

‘Unquestionably.’

‘Definitely.’

‘Very good. Stop a minute. My work, is sound, Protestant, constitutional, English work. Is it, or is it not?’

'Very good. Hold on a minute. My work is solid, Protestant, constitutional, English work. Is it, or isn’t it?'

‘No man alive can doubt it.’

‘No one alive can doubt it.’

‘Nor dead neither. Parliament says this here—says Parliament, “If any man, woman, or child, does anything which goes again a certain number of our acts”—how many hanging laws may there be at this present time, Muster Gashford? Fifty?’

‘Neither dead nor alive. Parliament states this—Parliament says, “If any man, woman, or child does anything that goes against a certain number of our laws”—how many hanging laws are there right now, Mr. Gashford? Fifty?’

‘I don’t exactly know how many,’ replied Gashford, leaning back in his chair and yawning; ‘a great number though.’

‘I’m not sure how many,’ Gashford replied, leaning back in his chair and yawning, ‘but definitely a lot.’

‘Well, say fifty. Parliament says, “If any man, woman, or child, does anything again any one of them fifty acts, that man, woman, or child, shall be worked off by Dennis.” George the Third steps in when they number very strong at the end of a sessions, and says, “These are too many for Dennis. I’ll have half for myself and Dennis shall have half for himself;” and sometimes he throws me in one over that I don’t expect, as he did three year ago, when I got Mary Jones, a young woman of nineteen who come up to Tyburn with a infant at her breast, and was worked off for taking a piece of cloth off the counter of a shop in Ludgate Hill, and putting it down again when the shopman see her; and who had never done any harm before, and only tried to do that, in consequence of her husband having been pressed three weeks previous, and she being left to beg, with two young children—as was proved upon the trial. Ha ha!—Well! That being the law and the practice of England, is the glory of England, an’t it, Muster Gashford?’

“Well, let’s say fifty. Parliament says, ‘If anyone—man, woman, or child—does anything against any one of those fifty acts, that person will be sent away by Dennis.’ King George III steps in when the numbers are high at the end of a session and says, ‘These are too many for Dennis. I’ll take half for myself, and Dennis will take half for himself;’ and sometimes he throws in an extra one that I don’t expect, like three years ago when I got Mary Jones, a nineteen-year-old woman who came up to Tyburn with a baby at her breast and was sentenced for stealing a piece of cloth from a shop counter on Ludgate Hill, only to put it back when the shopkeeper saw her; and who had never done anything wrong before, trying to do that because her husband had been pressed three weeks earlier and she was left to beg with two young children—as was shown in the trial. Ha ha! Well! That being the law and the practice of England is the pride of England, isn’t it, Mr. Gashford?’

‘Certainly,’ said the secretary.

“Sure,” said the secretary.

‘And in times to come,’ pursued the hangman, ‘if our grandsons should think of their grandfathers’ times, and find these things altered, they’ll say, “Those were days indeed, and we’ve been going down hill ever since.” Won’t they, Muster Gashford?’

‘And in the future,’ continued the hangman, ‘if our grandsons look back on their grandfathers’ times and see how things have changed, they’ll say, “Those were the good days, and we’ve been on a decline ever since.” Won’t they, Mr. Gashford?’

‘I have no doubt they will,’ said the secretary.

"I’m sure they will," said the secretary.

‘Well then, look here,’ said the hangman. ‘If these Papists gets into power, and begins to boil and roast instead of hang, what becomes of my work! If they touch my work that’s a part of so many laws, what becomes of the laws in general, what becomes of the religion, what becomes of the country!—Did you ever go to church, Muster Gashford?’

‘Well then, look here,’ said the hangman. ‘If these Catholics get into power and start boiling and roasting instead of hanging, what happens to my job? If they interfere with my work that's part of so many laws, what happens to the laws in general, what happens to religion, what happens to the country!—Have you ever been to church, Mr. Gashford?’

‘Ever!’ repeated the secretary with some indignation; ‘of course.’

‘Ever!’ the secretary echoed, a bit annoyed; ‘of course.’

‘Well,’ said the ruffian, ‘I’ve been once—twice, counting the time I was christened—and when I heard the Parliament prayed for, and thought how many new hanging laws they made every sessions, I considered that I was prayed for. Now mind, Muster Gashford,’ said the fellow, taking up his stick and shaking it with a ferocious air, ‘I mustn’t have my Protestant work touched, nor this here Protestant state of things altered in no degree, if I can help it; I mustn’t have no Papists interfering with me, unless they come to be worked off in course of law; I mustn’t have no biling, no roasting, no frying—nothing but hanging. My lord may well call me an earnest fellow. In support of the great Protestant principle of having plenty of that, I’ll,’ and here he beat his club upon the ground, ‘burn, fight, kill—do anything you bid me, so that it’s bold and devilish—though the end of it was, that I got hung myself.—There, Muster Gashford!’

“Well,” said the tough guy, “I’ve been once—twice, counting the time I was baptized—and when I heard the Parliament being prayed for, and thought about how many new hanging laws they made every session, I figured I was included in those prayers. Now listen, Mr. Gashford,” said the guy, picking up his stick and shaking it menacingly, “I can’t have my Protestant work touched, nor can I let this Protestant way of life change at all, if I can help it; I can’t have any Catholics interfering with me unless it's dealt with legally; I can’t have any boiling, no roasting, no frying—nothing but hanging. My lord can definitely call me a serious guy. To support the great Protestant principle of having more of that, I’ll,” and here he smashed his club against the ground, “burn, fight, kill—do anything you ask me, as long as it’s bold and wicked—even if it ends up with me getting hanged myself.—There, Mr. Gashford!”

He appropriately followed up this frequent prostitution of a noble word to the vilest purposes, by pouring out in a kind of ecstasy at least a score of most tremendous oaths; then wiped his heated face upon his neckerchief, and cried, ‘No Popery! I’m a religious man, by G—!’

He followed up his frequent misuse of a noble word for the worst purposes by shouting out in a sort of frenzy at least twenty intense oaths; then he wiped his sweaty face on his handkerchief and shouted, ‘No Popery! I’m a religious man, for God’s sake!’

Gashford had leant back in his chair, regarding him with eyes so sunken, and so shadowed by his heavy brows, that for aught the hangman saw of them, he might have been stone blind. He remained smiling in silence for a short time longer, and then said, slowly and distinctly:

Gashford had leaned back in his chair, looking at him with eyes so sunken and shadowed by his heavy brows that, for all the hangman could see, he might as well have been completely blind. He kept smiling in silence for a little while longer, and then said, slowly and clearly:

‘You are indeed an earnest fellow, Dennis—a most valuable fellow—the staunchest man I know of in our ranks. But you must calm yourself; you must be peaceful, lawful, mild as any lamb. I am sure you will be though.’

'You really are a serious guy, Dennis—a super valuable guy—the strongest person I know in our group. But you need to relax; you have to be peaceful, law-abiding, and as gentle as a lamb. I’m sure you will be, though.'

‘Ay, ay, we shall see, Muster Gashford, we shall see. You won’t have to complain of me,’ returned the other, shaking his head.

‘Yeah, yeah, we’ll see, Mr. Gashford, we’ll see. You won’t have to complain about me,’ replied the other, shaking his head.

‘I am sure I shall not,’ said the secretary in the same mild tone, and with the same emphasis. ‘We shall have, we think, about next month, or May, when this Papist relief bill comes before the house, to convene our whole body for the first time. My lord has thoughts of our walking in procession through the streets—just as an innocent display of strength—and accompanying our petition down to the door of the House of Commons.’

‘I’m sure I won’t,’ said the secretary in the same gentle tone, and with the same emphasis. ‘We believe that around next month, or in May, when this Papist relief bill comes before the house, we will need to gather our entire group for the first time. My lord is thinking about us walking in a procession through the streets—just as a harmless show of strength—and delivering our petition to the door of the House of Commons.’

‘The sooner the better,’ said Dennis, with another oath.

"The sooner, the better," Dennis said, swearing again.

‘We shall have to draw up in divisions, our numbers being so large; and, I believe I may venture to say,’ resumed Gashford, affecting not to hear the interruption, ‘though I have no direct instructions to that effect—that Lord George has thought of you as an excellent leader for one of these parties. I have no doubt you would be an admirable one.’

‘We’ll need to split into divisions since we’re a large group; and, I think I can say,’ Gashford continued, pretending not to notice the interruption, ‘even though I don’t have specific instructions to say so—that Lord George has considered you a great leader for one of these teams. I’m sure you’d be outstanding.’

‘Try me,’ said the fellow, with an ugly wink.

‘Try me,’ said the guy, with a nasty wink.

‘You would be cool, I know,’ pursued the secretary, still smiling, and still managing his eyes so that he could watch him closely, and really not be seen in turn, ‘obedient to orders, and perfectly temperate. You would lead your party into no danger, I am certain.’

‘You would be great, I know,’ the secretary continued, still smiling, and managing his gaze so he could watch him closely without being seen in return, ‘you would follow orders and be completely moderate. I’m sure you would never put your party in any danger.’

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‘I’d lead them, Muster Gashford,’—the hangman was beginning in a reckless way, when Gashford started forward, laid his finger on his lips, and feigned to write, just as the door was opened by John Grueby.

‘I’d lead them, Muster Gashford,’—the hangman was starting out carelessly when Gashford stepped forward, put his finger to his lips, and pretended to write, just as John Grueby opened the door.

‘Oh!’ said John, looking in; ‘here’s another Protestant.’

‘Oh!’ said John, looking in; ‘here’s another Protestant.’

‘Some other room, John,’ cried Gashford in his blandest voice. ‘I am engaged just now.’

‘Some other room, John,’ Gashford said in his sweetest voice. ‘I’m busy right now.’

But John had brought this new visitor to the door, and he walked in unbidden, as the words were uttered; giving to view the form and features, rough attire, and reckless air, of Hugh.

But John had brought this new visitor to the door, and he walked in uninvited as the words were spoken, revealing the figure and features, scruffy clothing, and wild demeanor of Hugh.





Chapter 38

The secretary put his hand before his eyes to shade them from the glare of the lamp, and for some moments looked at Hugh with a frowning brow, as if he remembered to have seen him lately, but could not call to mind where, or on what occasion. His uncertainty was very brief, for before Hugh had spoken a word, he said, as his countenance cleared up:

The secretary held his hand up to shield his eyes from the bright light of the lamp and stared at Hugh with a furrowed brow for a moment, as if he vaguely remembered seeing him recently but couldn't quite place it. His confusion didn't last long, though, because before Hugh could say anything, he spoke up, his expression brightening:

‘Ay, ay, I recollect. It’s quite right, John, you needn’t wait. Don’t go, Dennis.’

‘Yeah, I remember. You're right, John, you don't have to wait. Don’t leave, Dennis.’

‘Your servant, master,’ said Hugh, as Grueby disappeared.

'Your servant, master,' said Hugh, as Grueby walked away.

‘Yours, friend,’ returned the secretary in his smoothest manner. ‘What brings YOU here? We left nothing behind us, I hope?’

‘Yours, friend,’ replied the secretary with his smoothest tone. ‘What brings YOU here? I hope we didn't leave anything behind?’

Hugh gave a short laugh, and thrusting his hand into his breast, produced one of the handbills, soiled and dirty from lying out of doors all night, which he laid upon the secretary’s desk after flattening it upon his knee, and smoothing out the wrinkles with his heavy palm.

Hugh let out a short laugh and reached into his jacket pocket, pulling out one of the handbills, which was grimy and dirty from being outside all night. He placed it on the secretary’s desk after flattening it on his knee and smoothing out the wrinkles with his large hand.

‘Nothing but that, master. It fell into good hands, you see.’

'Nothing more than that, sir. It ended up in good hands, you see.'

‘What is this!’ said Gashford, turning it over with an air of perfectly natural surprise. ‘Where did you get it from, my good fellow; what does it mean? I don’t understand this at all.’

‘What is this!’ said Gashford, flipping it over with a look of genuine surprise. ‘Where did you get this, my good man; what does it mean? I don't get this at all.’

A little disconcerted by this reception, Hugh looked from the secretary to Dennis, who had risen and was standing at the table too, observing the stranger by stealth, and seeming to derive the utmost satisfaction from his manners and appearance. Considering himself silently appealed to by this action, Mr Dennis shook his head thrice, as if to say of Gashford, ‘No. He don’t know anything at all about it. I know he don’t. I’ll take my oath he don’t;’ and hiding his profile from Hugh with one long end of his frowzy neckerchief, nodded and chuckled behind this screen in extreme approval of the secretary’s proceedings.

A bit unsettled by this welcome, Hugh glanced between the secretary and Dennis, who had also risen and was now standing at the table, secretly watching the stranger and clearly enjoying his demeanor and appearance. Feeling silently drawn into this moment, Mr. Dennis shook his head three times, as if to imply about Gashford, 'No. He doesn't know anything about this. I’m sure he doesn’t. I’ll swear he doesn’t;' and with one long end of his messy neckerchief hiding his profile from Hugh, he nodded and chuckled behind this makeshift cover, thoroughly approving of the secretary’s actions.

‘It tells the man that finds it, to come here, don’t it?’ asked Hugh. ‘I’m no scholar, myself, but I showed it to a friend, and he said it did.’

“It tells the person who finds it to come here, doesn’t it?” Hugh asked. “I’m not really a scholar, but I showed it to a friend, and he said it does.”

‘It certainly does,’ said Gashford, opening his eyes to their utmost width; ‘really this is the most remarkable circumstance I have ever known. How did you come by this piece of paper, my good friend?’

“It definitely does,” said Gashford, widening his eyes as much as he could; “this is truly the most extraordinary thing I’ve ever seen. How did you get this piece of paper, my good friend?”

‘Muster Gashford,’ wheezed the hangman under his breath, ‘agin’ all Newgate!’

‘Muster Gashford,’ wheezed the hangman quietly, ‘against all Newgate!’

Whether Hugh heard him, or saw by his manner that he was being played upon, or perceived the secretary’s drift of himself, he came in his blunt way to the point at once.

Whether Hugh heard him, noticed by his behavior that he was being manipulated, or picked up on the secretary’s intentions, he got straight to the point in his straightforward way.

‘Here!’ he said, stretching out his hand and taking it back; ‘never mind the bill, or what it says, or what it don’t say. You don’t know anything about it, master,—no more do I,—no more does he,’ glancing at Dennis. ‘None of us know what it means, or where it comes from: there’s an end of that. Now I want to make one against the Catholics, I’m a No-Popery man, and ready to be sworn in. That’s what I’ve come here for.’

‘Here!’ he said, reaching out his hand and then pulling it back. ‘Forget about the bill, or what it says, or what it doesn’t say. You don’t know anything about it, master—neither do I—neither does he,’ he said, looking at Dennis. ‘None of us know what it means or where it comes from: that’s that. Now I want to make one against the Catholics; I’m anti-Pope and ready to be sworn in. That’s why I’m here.’

‘Put him down on the roll, Muster Gashford,’ said Dennis approvingly. ‘That’s the way to go to work—right to the end at once, and no palaver.’

‘Put him down on the roll, Muster Gashford,’ said Dennis, nodding in approval. ‘That’s how you get things done—straight to the point and without any fuss.’

‘What’s the use of shooting wide of the mark, eh, old boy!’ cried Hugh.

"What's the point of missing the target, eh, buddy!" shouted Hugh.

‘My sentiments all over!’ rejoined the hangman. ‘This is the sort of chap for my division, Muster Gashford. Down with him, sir. Put him on the roll. I’d stand godfather to him, if he was to be christened in a bonfire, made of the ruins of the Bank of England.’

‘My feelings are everywhere!’ replied the hangman. ‘This is the kind of guy for my team, Mr. Gashford. Get rid of him, sir. Add him to the list. I’d be his godparent if he were to be baptized in a bonfire made from the ruins of the Bank of England.’

With these and other expressions of confidence of the like flattering kind, Mr Dennis gave him a hearty slap on the back, which Hugh was not slow to return.

With these and other flattering expressions of confidence, Mr. Dennis gave him a friendly slap on the back, which Hugh quickly returned.

‘No Popery, brother!’ cried the hangman.

‘No Popery, brother!’ shouted the executioner.

‘No Property, brother!’ responded Hugh.

“No property, dude!” responded Hugh.

‘Popery, Popery,’ said the secretary with his usual mildness.

‘Popery, Popery,’ said the secretary in his usual gentle tone.

‘It’s all the same!’ cried Dennis. ‘It’s all right. Down with him, Muster Gashford. Down with everybody, down with everything! Hurrah for the Protestant religion! That’s the time of day, Muster Gashford!’

“It’s all the same!” shouted Dennis. “It’s fine. Let’s take him down, Mr. Gashford. Down with everyone, down with everything! Cheers for the Protestant religion! That’s the way to go, Mr. Gashford!”

The secretary regarded them both with a very favourable expression of countenance, while they gave loose to these and other demonstrations of their patriotic purpose; and was about to make some remark aloud, when Dennis, stepping up to him, and shading his mouth with his hand, said, in a hoarse whisper, as he nudged him with his elbow:

The secretary looked at both of them with a very positive expression on his face while they shared their patriotic intentions and other displays of enthusiasm. He was about to speak up when Dennis walked over to him, covered his mouth with his hand, and said in a rough whisper, nudging him with his elbow:

‘Don’t split upon a constitutional officer’s profession, Muster Gashford. There are popular prejudices, you know, and he mightn’t like it. Wait till he comes to be more intimate with me. He’s a fine-built chap, an’t he?’

‘Don’t break up over a government official’s job, Muster Gashford. There are common biases, you know, and he might not appreciate it. Just wait until he gets to know me better. He’s a good-looking guy, isn’t he?’

‘A powerful fellow indeed!’

"Quite a powerful guy!"

‘Did you ever, Muster Gashford,’ whispered Dennis, with a horrible kind of admiration, such as that with which a cannibal might regard his intimate friend, when hungry,—‘did you ever—and here he drew still closer to his ear, and fenced his mouth with both his open hands—‘see such a throat as his? Do but cast your eye upon it. There’s a neck for stretching, Muster Gashford!’

‘Have you ever, Mr. Gashford,’ whispered Dennis, with a creepy kind of admiration, like how a cannibal might look at his close friend when he's hungry—‘have you ever—and here he leaned in even closer to his ear, covering his mouth with both hands—‘seen a throat like that? Just take a look at it. There's a neck worth stretching, Mr. Gashford!’

The secretary assented to this proposition with the best grace he could assume—it is difficult to feign a true professional relish: which is eccentric sometimes—and after asking the candidate a few unimportant questions, proceeded to enrol him a member of the Great Protestant Association of England. If anything could have exceeded Mr Dennis’s joy on the happy conclusion of this ceremony, it would have been the rapture with which he received the announcement that the new member could neither read nor write: those two arts being (as Mr Dennis swore) the greatest possible curse a civilised community could know, and militating more against the professional emoluments and usefulness of the great constitutional office he had the honour to hold, than any adverse circumstances that could present themselves to his imagination.

The secretary agreed to this proposal with the best attitude he could manage—it’s hard to fake genuine enthusiasm for something that’s sometimes peculiar—and after asking the candidate a few trivial questions, he went ahead and enrolled him as a member of the Great Protestant Association of England. If anything could have topped Mr. Dennis’s happiness at the successful completion of this process, it would have been the excitement with which he learned that the new member could neither read nor write: these two skills being, as Mr. Dennis claimed, the biggest curse a civilized community could face, and more detrimental to the professional benefits and usefulness of the significant constitutional position he was honored to hold than any negative circumstances he could imagine.

The enrolment being completed, and Hugh having been informed by Gashford, in his peculiar manner, of the peaceful and strictly lawful objects contemplated by the body to which he now belonged—during which recital Mr Dennis nudged him very much with his elbow, and made divers remarkable faces—the secretary gave them both to understand that he desired to be alone. Therefore they took their leaves without delay, and came out of the house together.

The enrollment was finished, and Hugh had been told by Gashford, in his usual way, about the peaceful and entirely legal goals of the group he had just joined—during which Mr. Dennis kept nudging him with his elbow and making various funny faces. The secretary then made it clear that he wanted to be alone, so they left promptly and exited the house together.

‘Are you walking, brother?’ said Dennis.

“Are you walking, bro?” Dennis asked.

‘Ay!’ returned Hugh. ‘Where you will.’

‘Ay!’ replied Hugh. ‘Wherever you want.’

‘That’s social,’ said his new friend. ‘Which way shall we take? Shall we go and have a look at doors that we shall make a pretty good clattering at, before long—eh, brother?’

"That's social," said his new friend. "Which way should we go? Should we check out some doors that we'll make a pretty good noise at soon—right, brother?"

Hugh answering in the affirmative, they went slowly down to Westminster, where both houses of Parliament were then sitting. Mingling in the crowd of carriages, horses, servants, chairmen, link-boys, porters, and idlers of all kinds, they lounged about; while Hugh’s new friend pointed out to him significantly the weak parts of the building, how easy it was to get into the lobby, and so to the very door of the House of Commons; and how plainly, when they marched down there in grand array, their roars and shouts would be heard by the members inside; with a great deal more to the same purpose, all of which Hugh received with manifest delight.

Hugh replied yes, and they slowly made their way to Westminster, where both houses of Parliament were in session. As they blended into the crowd of carriages, horses, servants, chairmen, link boys, porters, and various bystanders, they wandered around. Hugh’s new friend pointed out the building's weaknesses, explaining how easy it was to get into the lobby and right up to the door of the House of Commons; he described how their loud cheers and shouts would reach the members inside when they marched down in grand style, along with a lot more remarks along the same lines, all of which Hugh clearly enjoyed.

He told him, too, who some of the Lords and Commons were, by name, as they came in and out; whether they were friendly to the Papists or otherwise; and bade him take notice of their liveries and equipages, that he might be sure of them, in case of need. Sometimes he drew him close to the windows of a passing carriage, that he might see its master’s face by the light of the lamps; and, both in respect of people and localities, he showed so much acquaintance with everything around, that it was plain he had often studied there before; as indeed, when they grew a little more confidential, he confessed he had.

He also told him who some of the Lords and Commons were by name as they came and went; whether they were supportive of the Catholics or not; and advised him to pay attention to their outfits and carriages so he would recognize them if needed. Sometimes he pulled him close to the windows of a passing carriage so he could see the owner’s face in the light of the lamps; and regarding both people and places, he demonstrated such familiarity with everything around that it was obvious he had often been there before; as, when they became a bit more open, he admitted he had.

Perhaps the most striking part of all this was, the number of people—never in groups of more than two or three together—who seemed to be skulking about the crowd for the same purpose. To the greater part of these, a slight nod or a look from Hugh’s companion was sufficient greeting; but, now and then, some man would come and stand beside him in the throng, and, without turning his head or appearing to communicate with him, would say a word or two in a low voice, which he would answer in the same cautious manner. Then they would part, like strangers. Some of these men often reappeared again unexpectedly in the crowd close to Hugh, and, as they passed by, pressed his hand, or looked him sternly in the face; but they never spoke to him, nor he to them; no, not a word.

The most noticeable thing about all this was the number of people—never in groups larger than two or three—who seemed to be lurking in the crowd for the same reason. For most of them, a slight nod or glance from Hugh's companion was enough of a greeting; but every now and then, a man would come and stand next to him in the crowd, and without turning his head or showing any sign of communicating, would say a word or two in a low voice, which Hugh would respond to just as quietly. Then they would separate, like strangers. Some of these men would often suddenly show up again in the crowd near Hugh, and as they passed, they would shake his hand or look him sternly in the eye; but they never spoke to him, and he never spoke to them—not a word.

It was remarkable, too, that whenever they happened to stand where there was any press of people, and Hugh chanced to be looking downward, he was sure to see an arm stretched out—under his own perhaps, or perhaps across him—which thrust some paper into the hand or pocket of a bystander, and was so suddenly withdrawn that it was impossible to tell from whom it came; nor could he see in any face, on glancing quickly round, the least confusion or surprise. They often trod upon a paper like the one he carried in his breast, but his companion whispered him not to touch it or to take it up,—not even to look towards it,—so there they let them lie, and passed on.

It was also striking that whenever they found themselves in a crowded area, and Hugh happened to be looking down, he would always see an arm reaching out—maybe under his own or across him—quickly slipping a piece of paper into the hand or pocket of someone nearby, then withdrawing so fast that it was impossible to tell who it came from; nor could he see any look of confusion or surprise on anyone's face when he glanced around. They often stepped on a paper like the one he had in his pocket, but his companion whispered for him not to touch it or pick it up—not even to glance at it—so they just left it there and moved on.

When they had paraded the street and all the avenues of the building in this manner for near two hours, they turned away, and his friend asked him what he thought of what he had seen, and whether he was prepared for a good hot piece of work if it should come to that. ‘The hotter the better,’ said Hugh, ‘I’m prepared for anything.’—‘So am I,’ said his friend, ‘and so are many of us; and they shook hands upon it with a great oath, and with many terrible imprecations on the Papists.

When they had walked around the street and all the pathways of the building like this for almost two hours, they turned away, and his friend asked him what he thought of what he had seen, and whether he was ready for some serious action if it came to that. ‘The more intense, the better,’ said Hugh, ‘I’m ready for anything.’—‘So am I,’ said his friend, ‘and so are many of us; and they shook hands on it with a strong oath, along with some fierce curses aimed at the Catholics.

As they were thirsty by this time, Dennis proposed that they should repair together to The Boot, where there was good company and strong liquor. Hugh yielding a ready assent, they bent their steps that way with no loss of time.

Feeling thirsty by now, Dennis suggested they head over to The Boot, where they could find good company and strong drinks. Hugh readily agreed, and they made their way there without wasting any time.

This Boot was a lone house of public entertainment, situated in the fields at the back of the Foundling Hospital; a very solitary spot at that period, and quite deserted after dark. The tavern stood at some distance from any high road, and was approachable only by a dark and narrow lane; so that Hugh was much surprised to find several people drinking there, and great merriment going on. He was still more surprised to find among them almost every face that had caught his attention in the crowd; but his companion having whispered him outside the door, that it was not considered good manners at The Boot to appear at all curious about the company, he kept his own counsel, and made no show of recognition.

This Boot was a lonely tavern located in the fields behind the Foundling Hospital; it was quite an isolated place at that time and completely empty after dark. The pub was far from any main road and could only be reached by a dark, narrow lane; so Hugh was quite surprised to see several people drinking there and having a great time. He was even more surprised to recognize almost every face that had caught his attention in the crowd. However, his companion whispered to him outside the door that it wasn't polite at The Boot to seem curious about the others, so he kept to himself and didn't show any sign of recognition.

Before putting his lips to the liquor which was brought for them, Dennis drank in a loud voice the health of Lord George Gordon, President of the Great Protestant Association; which toast Hugh pledged likewise, with corresponding enthusiasm. A fiddler who was present, and who appeared to act as the appointed minstrel of the company, forthwith struck up a Scotch reel; and that in tones so invigorating, that Hugh and his friend (who had both been drinking before) rose from their seats as by previous concert, and, to the great admiration of the assembled guests, performed an extemporaneous No-Popery Dance.

Before taking a sip of the drink that was brought for them, Dennis raised his glass and loudly toasted to Lord George Gordon, President of the Great Protestant Association; Hugh eagerly joined in with the toast. A fiddler who was there, serving as the group's designated musician, immediately started playing a Scottish reel in such lively tones that Hugh and his friend (who had already been drinking) got up from their seats as if they had planned it, and, to the delight of the gathered guests, performed an impromptu No-Popery Dance.

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Chapter 39

The applause which the performance of Hugh and his new friend elicited from the company at The Boot, had not yet subsided, and the two dancers were still panting from their exertions, which had been of a rather extreme and violent character, when the party was reinforced by the arrival of some more guests, who, being a detachment of United Bulldogs, were received with very flattering marks of distinction and respect.

The applause from Hugh and his new friend's performance at The Boot hadn't died down yet, and the two dancers were still catching their breath from their intense efforts when more guests arrived. This new group, a detachment of United Bulldogs, was welcomed with a lot of appreciation and respect.

The leader of this small party—for, including himself, they were but three in number—was our old acquaintance, Mr Tappertit, who seemed, physically speaking, to have grown smaller with years (particularly as to his legs, which were stupendously little), but who, in a moral point of view, in personal dignity and self-esteem, had swelled into a giant. Nor was it by any means difficult for the most unobservant person to detect this state of feeling in the quondam ‘prentice, for it not only proclaimed itself impressively and beyond mistake in his majestic walk and kindling eye, but found a striking means of revelation in his turned-up nose, which scouted all things of earth with deep disdain, and sought communion with its kindred skies.

The leader of this small group—since there were only three people, including him—was our old friend, Mr. Tappertit, who seemed to have physically shrunk over the years (especially his legs, which were ridiculously small), but who, in terms of character, personal dignity, and self-worth, had grown into a giant. It wasn't hard for even the most oblivious person to notice this change in the former apprentice, as it was clearly evident in his confident stride and shining eyes. His turned-up nose also expressed this transformation, looking down on everything earthly with a sense of disdain and seeking a connection with the heavens.

Mr Tappertit, as chief or captain of the Bulldogs, was attended by his two lieutenants; one, the tall comrade of his younger life; the other, a ‘Prentice Knight in days of yore—Mark Gilbert, bound in the olden time to Thomas Curzon of the Golden Fleece. These gentlemen, like himself, were now emancipated from their ‘prentice thraldom, and served as journeymen; but they were, in humble emulation of his great example, bold and daring spirits, and aspired to a distinguished state in great political events. Hence their connection with the Protestant Association of England, sanctioned by the name of Lord George Gordon; and hence their present visit to The Boot.

Mr. Tappertit, as the leader of the Bulldogs, was accompanied by his two assistants; one was his tall friend from his younger days, and the other was a former apprentice knight—Mark Gilbert, who had once served Thomas Curzon of the Golden Fleece. Like him, these men were now free from their apprenticeship and working as journeymen; however, inspired by his example, they were bold and adventurous and aimed for a notable role in major political events. This was why they were involved with the Protestant Association of England, backed by Lord George Gordon's name, and why they were currently visiting The Boot.

‘Gentlemen!’ said Mr Tappertit, taking off his hat as a great general might in addressing his troops. ‘Well met. My lord does me and you the honour to send his compliments per self.’

‘Gentlemen!’ said Mr. Tappertit, removing his hat like a great general addressing his troops. ‘It’s good to see you. My lord is honoring me and you by sending his compliments personally.’

‘You’ve seen my lord too, have you?’ said Dennis. ‘I see him this afternoon.’

‘You’ve seen my lord too, have you?’ said Dennis. ‘I’ll see him this afternoon.’

‘My duty called me to the Lobby when our shop shut up; and I saw him there, sir,’ Mr Tappertit replied, as he and his lieutenants took their seats. ‘How do YOU do?’

‘My duty called me to the lobby when our shop closed, and I saw him there, sir,’ Mr. Tappertit replied as he and his associates took their seats. ‘How do YOU do?’

‘Lively, master, lively,’ said the fellow. ‘Here’s a new brother, regularly put down in black and white by Muster Gashford; a credit to the cause; one of the stick-at-nothing sort; one arter my own heart. D’ye see him? Has he got the looks of a man that’ll do, do you think?’ he cried, as he slapped Hugh on the back.

‘Come on, master, come on,’ said the guy. ‘Here’s a new brother, officially recorded in black and white by Mister Gashford; a real asset to the cause; one of those go-getters; someone after my own heart. Do you see him? Do you think he looks like a guy who’ll get things done?’ he shouted, giving Hugh a friendly slap on the back.

‘Looks or no looks,’ said Hugh, with a drunken flourish of his arm, ‘I’m the man you want. I hate the Papists, every one of ‘em. They hate me and I hate them. They do me all the harm they can, and I’ll do them all the harm I can. Hurrah!’

‘Looks or no looks,’ said Hugh, waving his arm drunkenly, ‘I’m the guy you want. I can’t stand the Catholics, every single one of them. They can’t stand me, and I can’t stand them. They cause me as much trouble as they can, and I’ll do the same to them. Cheers!’

‘Was there ever,’ said Dennis, looking round the room, when the echo of his boisterous voice had died away; ‘was there ever such a game boy! Why, I mean to say, brothers, that if Muster Gashford had gone a hundred mile and got together fifty men of the common run, they wouldn’t have been worth this one.’

‘Was there ever,’ said Dennis, looking around the room when the echo of his loud voice faded away; ‘was there ever such a game boy! I mean to say, brothers, that if Master Gashford had traveled a hundred miles and gathered fifty average guys, they wouldn’t be worth as much as this one.’

The greater part of the company implicitly subscribed to this opinion, and testified their faith in Hugh by nods and looks of great significance. Mr Tappertit sat and contemplated him for a long time in silence, as if he suspended his judgment; then drew a little nearer to him, and eyed him over more carefully; then went close up to him, and took him apart into a dark corner.

Most of the group quietly agreed with this view and showed their support for Hugh with nods and meaningful glances. Mr. Tappertit sat quietly, staring at him for a long time, as if he were weighing his opinion. Then, he moved a bit closer and examined him more closely; finally, he went up to him and took him aside into a dark corner.

‘I say,’ he began, with a thoughtful brow, ‘haven’t I seen you before?’

"I say," he started, looking thoughtful, "haven't I seen you somewhere before?"

‘It’s like you may,’ said Hugh, in his careless way. ‘I don’t know; shouldn’t wonder.’

"It's like you might," Hugh said casually. "I don't know; wouldn't be surprised."

‘No, but it’s very easily settled,’ returned Sim. ‘Look at me. Did you ever see ME before? You wouldn’t be likely to forget it, you know, if you ever did. Look at me. Don’t be afraid; I won’t do you any harm. Take a good look—steady now.’

‘No, but it's really simple to sort out,’ Sim replied. ‘Look at me. Have you ever seen ME before? You definitely wouldn’t forget it if you did. Look at me. Don’t be scared; I won’t hurt you. Take a good look—steady now.’

The encouraging way in which Mr Tappertit made this request, and coupled it with an assurance that he needn’t be frightened, amused Hugh mightily—so much indeed, that he saw nothing at all of the small man before him, through closing his eyes in a fit of hearty laughter, which shook his great broad sides until they ached again.

The way Mr. Tappertit confidently made this request and assured him he had nothing to be scared of really amused Hugh—so much that he completely overlooked the little man standing in front of him. He ended up closing his eyes in a fit of laughter that shook his broad sides until they ached.

‘Come!’ said Mr Tappertit, growing a little impatient under this disrespectful treatment. ‘Do you know me, feller?’

‘Come on!’ said Mr. Tappertit, getting a bit impatient with this disrespectful treatment. ‘Do you know who I am, man?’

‘Not I,’ cried Hugh. ‘Ha ha ha! Not I! But I should like to.’

‘Not me,’ cried Hugh. ‘Ha ha ha! Not me! But I would love to.’

‘And yet I’d have wagered a seven-shilling piece,’ said Mr Tappertit, folding his arms, and confronting him with his legs wide apart and firmly planted on the ground, ‘that you once were hostler at the Maypole.’

‘And yet I would have bet a seven-shilling coin,’ said Mr. Tappertit, folding his arms and standing with his legs wide apart and firmly planted on the ground, ‘that you used to be a stableman at the Maypole.’

Hugh opened his eyes on hearing this, and looked at him in great surprise.

Hugh opened his eyes when he heard this and looked at him in shock.

‘—And so you were, too,’ said Mr Tappertit, pushing him away with a condescending playfulness. ‘When did MY eyes ever deceive—unless it was a young woman! Don’t you know me now?’

‘—And so were you,’ said Mr. Tappertit, playfully pushing him away in a condescending way. ‘When have MY eyes ever been wrong—unless it was about a young woman! Don’t you recognize me now?’

‘Why it an’t—’ Hugh faltered.

‘Why it isn’t—’ Hugh faltered.

‘An’t it?’ said Mr Tappertit. ‘Are you sure of that? You remember G. Varden, don’t you?’

‘Isn’t it?’ said Mr. Tappertit. ‘Are you sure about that? You remember G. Varden, right?’

Certainly Hugh did, and he remembered D. Varden too; but that he didn’t tell him.

Certainly, Hugh did, and he remembered D. Varden as well; but he didn't mention it to him.

‘You remember coming down there, before I was out of my time, to ask after a vagabond that had bolted off, and left his disconsolate father a prey to the bitterest emotions, and all the rest of it—don’t you?’ said Mr Tappertit.

‘You remember coming down there, before my time was up, to ask about a runaway who took off and left his heartbroken father dealing with all the worst feelings, right?’ said Mr. Tappertit.

‘Of course I do!’ cried Hugh. ‘And I saw you there.’

‘Of course I do!’ Hugh exclaimed. ‘And I saw you there.’

‘Saw me there!’ said Mr Tappertit. ‘Yes, I should think you did see me there. The place would be troubled to go on without me. Don’t you remember my thinking you liked the vagabond, and on that account going to quarrel with you; and then finding you detested him worse than poison, going to drink with you? Don’t you remember that?’

'Saw me there!' said Mr. Tappertit. 'Yes, I bet you did see me there. The place would have a hard time carrying on without me. Don't you remember me thinking you liked the vagabond, and because of that, I was going to start a fight with you? And then realizing you hated him even more than poison, I ended up drinking with you? Don’t you remember that?'

‘To be sure!’ cried Hugh.

"Absolutely!" cried Hugh.

‘Well! and are you in the same mind now?’ said Mr Tappertit.

“Well! Are you still thinking the same way?” said Mr. Tappertit.

‘Yes!’ roared Hugh.

"Yes!" shouted Hugh.

‘You speak like a man,’ said Mr Tappertit, ‘and I’ll shake hands with you.’ With these conciliatory expressions he suited the action to the word; and Hugh meeting his advances readily, they performed the ceremony with a show of great heartiness.

‘You sound like a real man,’ said Mr. Tappertit, ‘and I’ll shake your hand.’ With these friendly words, he put his actions where his mouth was; and Hugh, gladly accepting his overture, they shook hands with a display of genuine enthusiasm.

‘I find,’ said Mr Tappertit, looking round on the assembled guests, ‘that brother What’s-his-name and I are old acquaintance.—You never heard anything more of that rascal, I suppose, eh?’

“I find,” said Mr. Tappertit, looking around at the guests gathered, “that brother What’s-his-name and I are old acquaintances. You haven’t heard anything more about that scoundrel, have you?”

‘Not a syllable,’ replied Hugh. ‘I never want to. I don’t believe I ever shall. He’s dead long ago, I hope.’

‘Not a word,’ replied Hugh. ‘I never want to. I don’t think I ever will. He’s been dead for a long time, I hope.’

‘It’s to be hoped, for the sake of mankind in general and the happiness of society, that he is,’ said Mr Tappertit, rubbing his palm upon his legs, and looking at it between whiles. ‘Is your other hand at all cleaner? Much the same. Well, I’ll owe you another shake. We’ll suppose it done, if you’ve no objection.’

“It’s to be hoped, for the sake of humanity and the happiness of society, that he is,” said Mr. Tappertit, rubbing his palm on his legs and glancing at it from time to time. “Is your other hand any cleaner? About the same. Well, I’ll owe you another handshake. Let’s just assume it’s done, if you don’t mind.”

Hugh laughed again, and with such thorough abandonment to his mad humour, that his limbs seemed dislocated, and his whole frame in danger of tumbling to pieces; but Mr Tappertit, so far from receiving this extreme merriment with any irritation, was pleased to regard it with the utmost favour, and even to join in it, so far as one of his gravity and station could, with any regard to that decency and decorum which men in high places are expected to maintain.

Hugh laughed again, completely lost in his wild sense of humor, to the point that it looked like his limbs were going to fall apart and his whole body was at risk of breaking down. But Mr. Tappertit, instead of being annoyed by this intense laughter, was more than happy to look at it positively and even joined in, as much as someone of his seriousness and position could, while still keeping in mind the decency and decorum expected from people in high places.

Mr Tappertit did not stop here, as many public characters might have done, but calling up his brace of lieutenants, introduced Hugh to them with high commendation; declaring him to be a man who, at such times as those in which they lived, could not be too much cherished. Further, he did him the honour to remark, that he would be an acquisition of which even the United Bulldogs might be proud; and finding, upon sounding him, that he was quite ready and willing to enter the society (for he was not at all particular, and would have leagued himself that night with anything, or anybody, for any purpose whatsoever), caused the necessary preliminaries to be gone into upon the spot. This tribute to his great merit delighted no man more than Mr Dennis, as he himself proclaimed with several rare and surprising oaths; and indeed it gave unmingled satisfaction to the whole assembly.

Mr. Tappertit didn't stop there, like many public figures might have done. Instead, he called over his two assistants and introduced Hugh to them with high praise, saying he was someone who, in times like these, was too valuable not to be appreciated. He further honored him by saying that even the United Bulldogs would be proud to have him. After checking in with Hugh and finding that he was totally ready and willing to join their group (he wasn't picky at all and would have allied himself that night with anyone or anything for any reason), he made sure the necessary steps were taken right away. This acknowledgment of his great worth delighted no one more than Mr. Dennis, as he proclaimed with several surprising oaths; in fact, it brought pure satisfaction to everyone present.

‘Make anything you like of me!’ cried Hugh, flourishing the can he had emptied more than once. ‘Put me on any duty you please. I’m your man. I’ll do it. Here’s my captain—here’s my leader. Ha ha ha! Let him give me the word of command, and I’ll fight the whole Parliament House single-handed, or set a lighted torch to the King’s Throne itself!’ With that, he smote Mr Tappertit on the back, with such violence that his little body seemed to shrink into a mere nothing; and roared again until the very foundlings near at hand were startled in their beds.

“Do whatever you want with me!” Hugh shouted, waving the can he had drained more than once. “Assign me any task you like. I’m your guy. I’ll handle it. Here’s my captain—here’s my leader. Ha ha ha! Just give me the command, and I’ll take on the whole Parliament House by myself, or set fire to the King’s Throne!” With that, he slapped Mr. Tappertit on the back with such force that his small frame seemed to collapse into nothing, and he roared again until the nearby foundlings were jolted from their beds.

In fact, a sense of something whimsical in their companionship seemed to have taken entire possession of his rude brain. The bare fact of being patronised by a great man whom he could have crushed with one hand, appeared in his eyes so eccentric and humorous, that a kind of ferocious merriment gained the mastery over him, and quite subdued his brutal nature. He roared and roared again; toasted Mr Tappertit a hundred times; declared himself a Bulldog to the core; and vowed to be faithful to him to the last drop of blood in his veins.

In fact, there was something whimsical about their friendship that seemed to completely take over his rough mind. The simple reality of being supported by a great man he could easily overpower with one hand seemed so strange and funny to him that it sparked a kind of wild laughter within him, managing to soften his harsh nature. He laughed and laughed again; raised a toast to Mr. Tappertit a hundred times; declared himself a Bulldog through and through; and vowed to stay loyal to him until the last drop of blood in his veins.

All these compliments Mr Tappertit received as matters of course—flattering enough in their way, but entirely attributable to his vast superiority. His dignified self-possession only delighted Hugh the more; and in a word, this giant and dwarf struck up a friendship which bade fair to be of long continuance, as the one held it to be his right to command, and the other considered it an exquisite pleasantry to obey. Nor was Hugh by any means a passive follower, who scrupled to act without precise and definite orders; for when Mr Tappertit mounted on an empty cask which stood by way of rostrum in the room, and volunteered a speech upon the alarming crisis then at hand, he placed himself beside the orator, and though he grinned from ear to ear at every word he said, threw out such expressive hints to scoffers in the management of his cudgel, that those who were at first the most disposed to interrupt, became remarkably attentive, and were the loudest in their approbation.

Mr. Tappertit took all these compliments as a given—flattering in their own way, but completely due to his great superiority. His dignified confidence only made Hugh more delighted; in short, this giant and dwarf formed a friendship that seemed likely to last a long time, as one believed he had the right to lead, while the other found it a delightful joke to follow. Hugh was far from being a passive follower who hesitated to act without clear orders; when Mr. Tappertit stood on an empty barrel that served as a podium in the room and gave an impromptu speech about the alarming crisis at hand, Hugh stood beside him. Even though he grinned widely at every word Tappertit said, he sent such significant signals to potential interrupters with his club that those who were initially most inclined to disrupt became very attentive and ended up being the loudest in their approval.

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It was not all noise and jest, however, at The Boot, nor were the whole party listeners to the speech. There were some men at the other end of the room (which was a long, low-roofed chamber) in earnest conversation all the time; and when any of this group went out, fresh people were sure to come in soon afterwards and sit down in their places, as though the others had relieved them on some watch or duty; which it was pretty clear they did, for these changes took place by the clock, at intervals of half an hour. These persons whispered very much among themselves, and kept aloof, and often looked round, as jealous of their speech being overheard; some two or three among them entered in books what seemed to be reports from the others; when they were not thus employed one of them would turn to the newspapers which were strewn upon the table, and from the St James’s Chronicle, the Herald, Chronicle, or Public Advertiser, would read to the rest in a low voice some passage having reference to the topic in which they were all so deeply interested. But the great attraction was a pamphlet called The Thunderer, which espoused their own opinions, and was supposed at that time to emanate directly from the Association. This was always in request; and whether read aloud, to an eager knot of listeners, or by some solitary man, was certain to be followed by stormy talking and excited looks.

It wasn't just noise and laughter at The Boot; not everyone was paying attention to the speech. There were some guys at the far end of the room (which was a long, low-ceilinged space) who were deep in conversation the whole time. Whenever one of them left, new people tended to come in soon after and take their spot, almost as if they were rotating shifts for some duty, which was evident since these changes happened like clockwork, every half hour. This group whispered a lot among themselves, kept to themselves, and frequently glanced around as if they were worried about being overheard. A couple of them jotted down what looked like notes from the others; when they weren’t doing that, one would pick up the newspapers scattered on the table and quietly read to the rest from the St James’s Chronicle, the Herald, Chronicle, or Public Advertiser, whatever passage related to the topic they were all so invested in. But the main attraction was a pamphlet called The Thunderer, which supported their views and was thought to come directly from the Association. It was always in high demand; whether it was read aloud to an eager group or by someone alone, it guaranteed heated discussions and animated expressions afterward.

In the midst of all his merriment, and admiration of his captain, Hugh was made sensible by these and other tokens, of the presence of an air of mystery, akin to that which had so much impressed him out of doors. It was impossible to discard a sense that something serious was going on, and that under the noisy revel of the public-house, there lurked unseen and dangerous matter. Little affected by this, however, he was perfectly satisfied with his quarters and would have remained there till morning, but that his conductor rose soon after midnight, to go home; Mr Tappertit following his example, left him no excuse to stay. So they all three left the house together: roaring a No-Popery song until the fields resounded with the dismal noise.

Amid all his fun and admiration for his captain, Hugh started to feel an air of mystery, similar to what had struck him earlier outdoors. He couldn’t shake the feeling that something serious was happening and that underneath the loud celebrations at the pub, something unseen and dangerous was lurking. Despite this, he was completely happy with his surroundings and would have stayed there until morning, but his guide got up shortly after midnight to head home; Mr. Tappertit followed suit, leaving him no reason to remain. So all three left the house together, belting out a No-Popery song until the fields echoed with the gloomy sound.

‘Cheer up, captain!’ cried Hugh, when they had roared themselves out of breath. ‘Another stave!’

‘Cheer up, captain!’ shouted Hugh, when they had laughed themselves out of breath. ‘Another verse!’

Mr Tappertit, nothing loath, began again; and so the three went staggering on, arm-in-arm, shouting like madmen, and defying the watch with great valour. Indeed this did not require any unusual bravery or boldness, as the watchmen of that time, being selected for the office on account of excessive age and extraordinary infirmity, had a custom of shutting themselves up tight in their boxes on the first symptoms of disturbance, and remaining there until they disappeared. In these proceedings, Mr Dennis, who had a gruff voice and lungs of considerable power, distinguished himself very much, and acquired great credit with his two companions.

Mr. Tappertit, eager to join in, started up again; and so the three stumbled along, arm-in-arm, yelling like crazy and boldly challenging the watch. In truth, this didn’t require any special courage, as the watchmen of that era were chosen for their roles due to their old age and frailty. They typically locked themselves away tight in their boxes at the first sign of trouble and stayed there until it calmed down. In all this, Mr. Dennis, who had a rough voice and strong lungs, really stood out and gained a lot of respect from his two friends.

‘What a queer fellow you are!’ said Mr Tappertit. ‘You’re so precious sly and close. Why don’t you ever tell what trade you’re of?’

‘What a strange guy you are!’ said Mr. Tappertit. ‘You’re so annoyingly secretive. Why don’t you ever say what your job is?’

‘Answer the captain instantly,’ cried Hugh, beating his hat down on his head; ‘why don’t you ever tell what trade you’re of?’

‘Answer the captain right away,’ shouted Hugh, pushing his hat down on his head; ‘why do you never say what job you have?’

‘I’m of as gen-teel a calling, brother, as any man in England—as light a business as any gentleman could desire.’

‘I have a genteel profession, brother, just like any man in England—it's as easy a job as any gentleman could want.’

‘Was you ‘prenticed to it?’ asked Mr Tappertit.

"Did you serve an apprenticeship for it?" asked Mr. Tappertit.

‘No. Natural genius,’ said Mr Dennis. ‘No ‘prenticing. It come by natur’. Muster Gashford knows my calling. Look at that hand of mine—many and many a job that hand has done, with a neatness and dexterity, never known afore. When I look at that hand,’ said Mr Dennis, shaking it in the air, ‘and remember the helegant bits of work it has turned off, I feel quite molloncholy to think it should ever grow old and feeble. But sich is life!’

‘No. Natural talent,’ said Mr. Dennis. ‘No training needed. It comes by nature. Mr. Gashford knows what I do for a living. Look at my hand—it's done many jobs, and done them with a skill and precision never seen before. When I look at that hand,’ said Mr. Dennis, shaking it in the air, ‘and remember the amazing work it has produced, I feel quite sad to think it will eventually grow old and weak. But such is life!’

He heaved a deep sigh as he indulged in these reflections, and putting his fingers with an absent air on Hugh’s throat, and particularly under his left ear, as if he were studying the anatomical development of that part of his frame, shook his head in a despondent manner and actually shed tears.

He let out a deep sigh as he thought about these things, absentmindedly putting his fingers on Hugh’s throat and especially under his left ear, as if he were examining the anatomical structure of that part of his body. He shook his head sadly and even cried.

‘You’re a kind of artist, I suppose—eh!’ said Mr Tappertit.

"You're kind of an artist, I guess—right!" said Mr. Tappertit.

‘Yes,’ rejoined Dennis; ‘yes—I may call myself a artist—a fancy workman—art improves natur’—that’s my motto.’

‘Yes,’ replied Dennis; ‘yes—I can call myself an artist—a creative craftsman—art enhances nature’—that’s my motto.’

‘And what do you call this?’ said Mr Tappertit taking his stick out of his hand.

‘And what do you call this?’ Mr. Tappertit said, taking his stick out of his hand.

‘That’s my portrait atop,’ Dennis replied; ‘d’ye think it’s like?’

‘That’s my portrait up there,’ Dennis said; ‘do you think it looks like me?’

‘Why—it’s a little too handsome,’ said Mr Tappertit. ‘Who did it? You?’

‘Why—it’s a little too good-looking,’ said Mr. Tappertit. ‘Who made it? You?’

‘I!’ repeated Dennis, gazing fondly on his image. ‘I wish I had the talent. That was carved by a friend of mine, as is now no more. The very day afore he died, he cut that with his pocket-knife from memory! “I’ll die game,” says my friend, “and my last moments shall be dewoted to making Dennis’s picter.” That’s it.’

‘I!’ repeated Dennis, gazing affectionately at his image. ‘I wish I had the talent. A friend of mine, who is no longer with us, carved that. The very day before he died, he made it with his pocket knife from memory! “I’ll die like a champ,” my friend said, “and my last moments will be dedicated to creating Dennis’s picture.” That’s it.’

‘That was a queer fancy, wasn’t it?’ said Mr Tappertit.

‘That was a strange thought, wasn’t it?’ said Mr. Tappertit.

‘It WAS a queer fancy,’ rejoined the other, breathing on his fictitious nose, and polishing it with the cuff of his coat, ‘but he was a queer subject altogether—a kind of gipsy—one of the finest, stand-up men, you ever see. Ah! He told me some things that would startle you a bit, did that friend of mine, on the morning when he died.’

‘It was a strange idea,’ replied the other, breathing on his made-up nose and polishing it with the cuff of his coat, ‘but he was an odd character overall—a sort of gypsy—one of the best, most upright men you’d ever meet. Ah! He shared some things with me that would really surprise you, that friend of mine, on the morning when he passed away.’

‘You were with him at the time, were you?’ said Mr Tappertit.

"You were with him then, right?" said Mr. Tappertit.

‘Yes,’ he answered with a curious look, ‘I was there. Oh! yes certainly, I was there. He wouldn’t have gone off half as comfortable without me. I had been with three or four of his family under the same circumstances. They were all fine fellows.’

‘Yeah,’ he replied with a curious expression, ‘I was there. Oh! for sure, I was there. He wouldn’t have left nearly as comfortably without me. I had been with three or four of his family in the same situation. They were all great guys.’

‘They must have been fond of you,’ remarked Mr Tappertit, looking at him sideways.

“They must have really liked you,” Mr. Tappertit said, glancing at him from the side.

‘I don’t know that they was exactly fond of me,’ said Dennis, with a little hesitation, ‘but they all had me near ‘em when they departed. I come in for their wardrobes too. This very handkecher that you see round my neck, belonged to him that I’ve been speaking of—him as did that likeness.’

"I’m not sure they really liked me," Dennis said, with a slight pause, "but they all had me close by when they passed away. I also got some of their belongings. This very handkerchief you see around my neck belonged to the person I’ve been talking about—the one who made that portrait."

Mr Tappertit glanced at the article referred to, and appeared to think that the deceased’s ideas of dress were of a peculiar and by no means an expensive kind. He made no remark upon the point, however, and suffered his mysterious companion to proceed without interruption.

Mr. Tappertit glanced at the article mentioned and seemed to think that the deceased’s fashion sense was unusual and definitely not expensive. He didn't comment on it, though, and let his mysterious companion continue without interruption.

‘These smalls,’ said Dennis, rubbing his legs; ‘these very smalls—they belonged to a friend of mine that’s left off sich incumbrances for ever: this coat too—I’ve often walked behind this coat, in the street, and wondered whether it would ever come to me: this pair of shoes have danced a hornpipe for another man, afore my eyes, full half-a-dozen times at least: and as to my hat,’ he said, taking it off, and whirling it round upon his fist—‘Lord! I’ve seen this hat go up Holborn on the box of a hackney-coach—ah, many and many a day!’

"These clothes," Dennis said, rubbing his legs, "these very clothes—they belonged to a friend of mine who’s totally done with such things forever: this coat too—I’ve often walked behind this coat in the street, wondering if it would ever be mine: this pair of shoes has danced a hornpipe for another guy right in front of me at least half a dozen times: and as for my hat," he said, taking it off and spinning it on his fist—"Wow! I’ve seen this hat go up Holborn on the top of a cab—oh, many, many days ago!"

‘You don’t mean to say their old wearers are ALL dead, I hope?’ said Mr Tappertit, falling a little distance from him as he spoke.

‘You don’t mean to say their former owners are ALL dead, I hope?’ said Mr. Tappertit, stepping back a bit from him as he spoke.

‘Every one of ‘em,’ replied Dennis. ‘Every man Jack!’

"Every one of them," Dennis replied. "Every single one!"

There was something so very ghastly in this circumstance, and it appeared to account, in such a very strange and dismal manner, for his faded dress—which, in this new aspect, seemed discoloured by the earth from graves—that Mr Tappertit abruptly found he was going another way, and, stopping short, bade him good night with the utmost heartiness. As they happened to be near the Old Bailey, and Mr Dennis knew there were turnkeys in the lodge with whom he could pass the night, and discuss professional subjects of common interest among them before a rousing fire, and over a social glass, he separated from his companions without any great regret, and warmly shaking hands with Hugh, and making an early appointment for their meeting at The Boot, left them to pursue their road.

There was something really creepy about this situation, and it seemed to explain, in such a weird and gloomy way, his worn-out clothes—which, in this new light, looked stained by the dirt from graves—that Mr. Tappertit suddenly realized he was going a different way, and, stopping abruptly, wished him good night with all the enthusiasm he could muster. Since they were close to the Old Bailey, and Mr. Dennis knew there were guards in the lodge where he could spend the night discussing common topics of interest with them in front of a crackling fire and over a drink, he parted ways with his friends without much regret, warmly shaking hands with Hugh and setting an early time to meet at The Boot before heading off on his own.

‘That’s a strange sort of man,’ said Mr Tappertit, watching the hackney-coachman’s hat as it went bobbing down the street. ‘I don’t know what to make of him. Why can’t he have his smalls made to order, or wear live clothes at any rate?’

‘That’s a weird guy,’ said Mr. Tappertit, watching the cab driver’s hat bounce down the street. ‘I don’t know what to think of him. Why can’t he get his clothes tailored, or at least wear normal clothes?’

‘He’s a lucky man, captain,’ cried Hugh. ‘I should like to have such friends as his.’

‘He’s a lucky guy, captain,’ Hugh exclaimed. ‘I wish I had friends like his.’

‘I hope he don’t get ‘em to make their wills, and then knock ‘em on the head,’ said Mr Tappertit, musing. ‘But come. The United B.‘s expect me. On!—What’s the matter?’

‘I hope he doesn’t get them to make their wills and then knock them out,’ said Mr. Tappertit, thinking. ‘But come on. The United B.’s are expecting me. What’s going on?’

‘I quite forgot,’ said Hugh, who had started at the striking of a neighbouring clock. ‘I have somebody to see to-night—I must turn back directly. The drinking and singing put it out of my head. It’s well I remembered it!’

"I completely forgot," said Hugh, who had jumped at the sound of a nearby clock. "I have someone to meet tonight—I need to head back right away. The drinking and singing made me forget. Good thing I remembered!"

Mr Tappertit looked at him as though he were about to give utterance to some very majestic sentiments in reference to this act of desertion, but as it was clear, from Hugh’s hasty manner, that the engagement was one of a pressing nature, he graciously forbore, and gave him his permission to depart immediately, which Hugh acknowledged with a roar of laughter.

Mr. Tappertit looked at him like he was about to express some grand thoughts about this act of abandoning him, but since it was obvious from Hugh's rushed demeanor that the situation was urgent, he kindly held back and gave him permission to leave right away, which Hugh responded to with a burst of laughter.

‘Good night, captain!’ he cried. ‘I am yours to the death, remember!’

‘Good night, captain!’ he shouted. ‘I’m yours until the end, don’t forget that!’

‘Farewell!’ said Mr Tappertit, waving his hand. ‘Be bold and vigilant!’

“Goodbye!” said Mr. Tappertit, waving his hand. “Be brave and stay alert!”

‘No Popery, captain!’ roared Hugh.

‘No Popery, captain!’ yelled Hugh.

‘England in blood first!’ cried his desperate leader. Whereat Hugh cheered and laughed, and ran off like a greyhound.

‘England first in battle!’ shouted his desperate leader. At that, Hugh cheered and laughed, and took off like a greyhound.

‘That man will prove a credit to my corps,’ said Simon, turning thoughtfully upon his heel. ‘And let me see. In an altered state of society—which must ensue if we break out and are victorious—when the locksmith’s child is mine, Miggs must be got rid of somehow, or she’ll poison the tea-kettle one evening when I’m out. He might marry Miggs, if he was drunk enough. It shall be done. I’ll make a note of it.’

‘That guy will be a great asset to my team,’ said Simon, turning thoughtfully on his heel. ‘And let me think. In a changed society—which will happen if we rebel and win—when the locksmith’s child is mine, Miggs has to be dealt with somehow, or she’ll poison the kettle one evening when I'm not around. He might marry Miggs if he drinks enough. It will be done. I’ll make a note of it.’





Chapter 40

Little thinking of the plan for his happy settlement in life which had suggested itself to the teeming brain of his provident commander, Hugh made no pause until Saint Dunstan’s giants struck the hour above him, when he worked the handle of a pump which stood hard by, with great vigour, and thrusting his head under the spout, let the water gush upon him until a little stream ran down from every uncombed hair, and he was wet to the waist. Considerably refreshed by this ablution, both in mind and body, and almost sobered for the time, he dried himself as he best could; then crossed the road, and plied the knocker of the Middle Temple gate.

Hugh didn’t think much about the plan for his future that his resourceful leader had come up with. He didn’t stop until the clock at Saint Dunstan’s struck the hour. He worked the handle of a nearby pump with great energy, thrusting his head under the spout to let the water pour over him until a steady stream ran down from his messy hair, leaving him wet to the waist. Feeling significantly refreshed, both mentally and physically, and almost sober for a moment, he dried himself off as best as he could. Then, he crossed the road and knocked on the Middle Temple gate.

The night-porter looked through a small grating in the portal with a surly eye, and cried ‘Halloa!’ which greeting Hugh returned in kind, and bade him open quickly.

The night porter peered through a small grate in the entrance with a grumpy expression and called out, "Hey!" Hugh responded in the same way and asked him to open it quickly.

‘We don’t sell beer here,’ cried the man; ‘what else do you want?’

‘We don’t sell beer here,’ the man shouted; ‘what else do you want?’

‘To come in,’ Hugh replied, with a kick at the door.

‘Come on in,’ Hugh replied, giving the door a kick.

‘Where to go?’

"Where to?"

‘Paper Buildings.’

‘Paper Structures.’

‘Whose chambers?’

‘Whose office?’

‘Sir John Chester’s.’ Each of which answers, he emphasised with another kick.

‘Sir John Chester’s.’ Each one of them responds, he stressed with another kick.

After a little growling on the other side, the gate was opened, and he passed in: undergoing a close inspection from the porter as he did so.

After a bit of growling from the other side, the gate was opened, and he walked in: going through a thorough inspection by the porter as he did.

‘YOU wanting Sir John, at this time of night!’ said the man.

‘You want Sir John at this time of night!’ said the man.

‘Ay!’ said Hugh. ‘I! What of that?’

‘Hey!’ said Hugh. ‘Me! What about that?’

‘Why, I must go with you and see that you do, for I don’t believe it.’

‘Why, I have to go with you and make sure you do, because I don’t believe it.’

‘Come along then.’

"Let's go then."

Eyeing him with suspicious looks, the man, with key and lantern, walked on at his side, and attended him to Sir John Chester’s door, at which Hugh gave one knock, that echoed through the dark staircase like a ghostly summons, and made the dull light tremble in the drowsy lamp.

Eyeing him with suspicion, the man, holding a key and a lantern, walked beside him and escorted him to Sir John Chester’s door. Hugh knocked once, the sound echoing through the dark staircase like a ghostly call, making the dim light flicker in the sleepy lamp.

‘Do you think he wants me now?’ said Hugh.

‘Do you think he wants me now?’ Hugh asked.

Before the man had time to answer, a footstep was heard within, a light appeared, and Sir John, in his dressing-gown and slippers, opened the door.

Before the man could respond, a footstep was heard inside, a light appeared, and Sir John, in his bathrobe and slippers, opened the door.

‘I ask your pardon, Sir John,’ said the porter, pulling off his hat. ‘Here’s a young man says he wants to speak to you. It’s late for strangers. I thought it best to see that all was right.’

‘I ask for your pardon, Sir John,’ said the porter, taking off his hat. ‘Here’s a young man who says he wants to talk to you. It’s late for strangers. I thought it would be best to make sure everything is alright.’

‘Aha!’ cried Sir John, raising his eyebrows. ‘It’s you, messenger, is it? Go in. Quite right, friend. I commend your prudence highly. Thank you. God bless you. Good night.’

‘Aha!’ exclaimed Sir John, raising his eyebrows. ‘It’s you, messenger, right? Come in. Very good, my friend. I really appreciate your caution. Thank you. God bless you. Good night.’

To be commended, thanked, God-blessed, and bade good night by one who carried ‘Sir’ before his name, and wrote himself M.P. to boot, was something for a porter. He withdrew with much humility and reverence. Sir John followed his late visitor into the dressing-room, and sitting in his easy-chair before the fire, and moving it so that he could see him as he stood, hat in hand, beside the door, looked at him from head to foot.

To be praised, thanked, blessed by God, and wished goodnight by someone who held the title 'Sir' before his name and also called himself an M.P. was quite an honor for a porter. He stepped back with a lot of humility and respect. Sir John followed his recent guest into the dressing room, sat in his comfortable chair by the fire, and adjusted it so he could see him as he stood there, hat in hand, by the door, looking him up and down.

The old face, calm and pleasant as ever; the complexion, quite juvenile in its bloom and clearness; the same smile; the wonted precision and elegance of dress; the white, well-ordered teeth; the delicate hands; the composed and quiet manner; everything as it used to be: no mark of age or passion, envy, hate, or discontent: all unruffled and serene, and quite delightful to behold.

The familiar face, as calm and pleasant as always; the skin, youthful in its brightness and clarity; the same smile; the usual precision and elegance in clothing; the white, well-kept teeth; the delicate hands; the calm and composed demeanor; everything just as it was: no signs of age or strong emotions, jealousy, anger, or unhappiness: all smooth and peaceful, and truly a joy to see.

He wrote himself M.P.—but how? Why, thus. It was a proud family—more proud, indeed, than wealthy. He had stood in danger of arrest; of bailiffs, and a jail—a vulgar jail, to which the common people with small incomes went. Gentlemen of ancient houses have no privilege of exemption from such cruel laws—unless they are of one great house, and then they have. A proud man of his stock and kindred had the means of sending him there. He offered—not indeed to pay his debts, but to let him sit for a close borough until his own son came of age, which, if he lived, would come to pass in twenty years. It was quite as good as an Insolvent Act, and infinitely more genteel. So Sir John Chester was a member of Parliament.

He called himself an M.P.—but how? Well, here’s how. It was a proud family—more proud, in fact, than wealthy. He faced the risk of being arrested; of bailiffs, and a prison—a basic prison, where common people with low incomes ended up. Gentlemen from old families aren’t exempt from such harsh laws—unless they belong to one of the prominent noble houses, and then they are. A proud man from his family and lineage had the means to send him there. Instead of paying his debts, he offered to let him secure a seat for a close borough until his own son was of age, which, if all went well, would happen in twenty years. It was just as effective as the Insolvent Act, and far more respectable. So Sir John Chester became a member of Parliament.

But how Sir John? Nothing so simple, or so easy. One touch with a sword of state, and the transformation was effected. John Chester, Esquire, M.P., attended court—went up with an address—headed a deputation. Such elegance of manner, so many graces of deportment, such powers of conversation, could never pass unnoticed. Mr was too common for such merit. A man so gentlemanly should have been—but Fortune is capricious—born a Duke: just as some dukes should have been born labourers. He caught the fancy of the king, knelt down a grub, and rose a butterfly. John Chester, Esquire, was knighted and became Sir John.

But how did Sir John do it? It wasn't simple or easy at all. With just one touch of a ceremonial sword, everything changed. John Chester, Esquire, M.P., attended court—he presented an address—he led a delegation. His elegance, his graceful demeanor, and his impressive conversation skills couldn't be ignored. "Mr." was too ordinary a title for someone with such talent. A man of his refinement deserved to be—though fate can be unpredictable—born a Duke, just as some dukes should have been born as laborers. He caught the king's attention, knelt down as a nobody, and rose as a standout. John Chester, Esquire, was knighted and became Sir John.

‘I thought when you left me this evening, my esteemed acquaintance,’ said Sir John after a pretty long silence, ‘that you intended to return with all despatch?’

'I thought when you left me this evening, my dear friend,' said Sir John after a fairly long pause, 'that you meant to come back right away?'

‘So I did, master.’

"Got it, boss."

‘And so you have?’ he retorted, glancing at his watch. ‘Is that what you would say?’

‘And so you have?’ he shot back, checking his watch. ‘Is that what you would say?’

Instead of replying, Hugh changed the leg on which he leant, shuffled his cap from one hand to the other, looked at the ground, the wall, the ceiling, and finally at Sir John himself; before whose pleasant face he lowered his eyes again, and fixed them on the floor.

Instead of answering, Hugh shifted the leg he was leaning on, switched his cap from one hand to the other, looked at the ground, the wall, the ceiling, and finally at Sir John himself; before whose friendly face he lowered his eyes again and focused them on the floor.

‘And how have you been employing yourself in the meanwhile?’ quoth Sir John, lazily crossing his legs. ‘Where have you been? what harm have you been doing?’

‘And how have you been keeping yourself busy in the meantime?’ asked Sir John, casually crossing his legs. ‘Where have you been? What trouble have you been causing?’

‘No harm at all, master,’ growled Hugh, with humility. ‘I have only done as you ordered.’

‘No harm at all, sir,’ grumbled Hugh, with respect. ‘I've just done what you told me to.’

‘As I WHAT?’ returned Sir John.

‘As I WHAT?’ replied Sir John.

‘Well then,’ said Hugh uneasily, ‘as you advised, or said I ought, or said I might, or said that you would do, if you was me. Don’t be so hard upon me, master.’

‘Well then,’ said Hugh uneasily, ‘as you advised, or said I should, or said I could, or said that you would do, if you were me. Don’t be so tough on me, master.’

Something like an expression of triumph in the perfect control he had established over this rough instrument appeared in the knight’s face for an instant; but it vanished directly, as he said—paring his nails while speaking:

Something like a look of triumph at his perfect control over this rough instrument flickered across the knight's face for a moment; but it disappeared immediately as he said—paring his nails while speaking:

‘When you say I ordered you, my good fellow, you imply that I directed you to do something for me—something I wanted done—something for my own ends and purposes—you see? Now I am sure I needn’t enlarge upon the extreme absurdity of such an idea, however unintentional; so please—’ and here he turned his eyes upon him—‘to be more guarded. Will you?’

‘When you say I ordered you, my friend, you're suggesting that I told you to do something for me—something I wanted done—for my own reasons, you see? Now, I’m sure I don’t need to explain how completely ridiculous that idea is, even if it was unintentional; so please—’ and here he looked at him—‘be more careful. Will you?’

‘I meant to give you no offence,’ said Hugh. ‘I don’t know what to say. You catch me up so very short.’

"I didn't mean to offend you," said Hugh. "I don't know what to say. You're catching me off guard."

‘You will be caught up much shorter, my good friend—infinitely shorter—one of these days, depend upon it,’ replied his patron calmly. ‘By-the-bye, instead of wondering why you have been so long, my wonder should be why you came at all. Why did you?’

‘You’ll get caught up a lot quicker, my good friend—way quicker—one of these days, believe me,’ replied his patron calmly. ‘By the way, instead of wondering why you’ve taken so long, I should be wondering why you showed up in the first place. Why did you?’

‘You know, master,’ said Hugh, ‘that I couldn’t read the bill I found, and that supposing it to be something particular from the way it was wrapped up, I brought it here.’

‘You know, master,’ Hugh said, ‘that I couldn’t read the bill I found, and thinking it was something special because of how it was wrapped up, I brought it here.’

‘And could you ask no one else to read it, Bruin?’ said Sir John.

‘And can you ask no one else to read it, Bruin?’ said Sir John.

‘No one that I could trust with secrets, master. Since Barnaby Rudge was lost sight of for good and all—and that’s five years ago—I haven’t talked with any one but you.’

‘No one I can trust with secrets, master. Ever since Barnaby Rudge disappeared for good—and that was five years ago—I haven’t talked to anyone but you.’

‘You have done me honour, I am sure.’

"You've honored me, I'm sure."

‘I have come to and fro, master, all through that time, when there was anything to tell, because I knew that you’d be angry with me if I stayed away,’ said Hugh, blurting the words out, after an embarrassed silence; ‘and because I wished to please you if I could, and not to have you go against me. There. That’s the true reason why I came to-night. You know that, master, I am sure.’

“I’ve been coming and going, master, this whole time, whenever there was something to share, because I knew you’d be upset with me if I stayed away,” Hugh said, rushing the words out after a moment of awkward silence. “And because I wanted to make you happy if I could, and not to make you turn against me. There. That’s the real reason I came tonight. You know that, master, I’m sure.”

‘You are a specious fellow,’ returned Sir John, fixing his eyes upon him, ‘and carry two faces under your hood, as well as the best. Didn’t you give me in this room, this evening, any other reason; no dislike of anybody who has slighted you lately, on all occasions, abused you, treated you with rudeness; acted towards you, more as if you were a mongrel dog than a man like himself?’

‘You’re a deceitful guy,’ Sir John replied, staring at him, ‘and you can show two different faces just like the best of them. Didn’t you give me, in this room, this evening, any other reason; no dislike for anyone who has brushed you off lately, insulted you, treated you rudely; acted towards you more like you were a stray dog than a man like him?’

‘To be sure I did!’ cried Hugh, his passion rising, as the other meant it should; ‘and I say it all over now, again. I’d do anything to have some revenge on him—anything. And when you told me that he and all the Catholics would suffer from those who joined together under that handbill, I said I’d make one of ‘em, if their master was the devil himself. I AM one of ‘em. See whether I am as good as my word and turn out to be among the foremost, or no. I mayn’t have much head, master, but I’ve head enough to remember those that use me ill. You shall see, and so shall he, and so shall hundreds more, how my spirit backs me when the time comes. My bark is nothing to my bite. Some that I know had better have a wild lion among ‘em than me, when I am fairly loose—they had!’

"Of course, I did!" shouted Hugh, his anger rising, just as the other intended; "and I’m saying it all over again. I’d do anything to get back at him—anything. And when you told me that he and all the Catholics would suffer because of those who came together under that handbill, I said I’d be one of them, even if their leader was the devil himself. I AM one of them. Just wait and see if I live up to my word and stand out among the rest. I might not be very clever, master, but I have enough sense to remember those who treat me poorly. You’ll see, and so will he, and so will hundreds more, how my spirit supports me when the time comes. My bark is nothing compared to my bite. Those I know would be better off facing a wild lion than me when I’m really unleashed—they would!"

The knight looked at him with a smile of far deeper meaning than ordinary; and pointing to the old cupboard, followed him with his eyes while he filled and drank a glass of liquor; and smiled when his back was turned, with deeper meaning yet.

The knight looked at him with a smile that meant much more than just a friendly gesture; he pointed to the old cupboard and watched him with his eyes as he filled and drank a glass of liquor. He smiled again when the man turned his back, with even more significance.

‘You are in a blustering mood, my friend,’ he said, when Hugh confronted him again.

‘You’re in a stormy mood, my friend,’ he said, when Hugh confronted him again.

‘Not I, master!’ cried Hugh. ‘I don’t say half I mean. I can’t. I haven’t got the gift. There are talkers enough among us; I’ll be one of the doers.’

‘Not me, boss!’ Hugh shouted. ‘I don’t express even half of what I really think. I can’t. I just don’t have the talent for it. There are plenty of talkers around; I’ll be one of the doers.’

‘Oh! you have joined those fellows then?’ said Sir John, with an air of most profound indifference.

“Oh! So you’ve joined those guys now?” said Sir John, with an air of complete indifference.

‘Yes. I went up to the house you told me of; and got put down upon the muster. There was another man there, named Dennis—’

‘Yes. I went to the house you mentioned, and I got placed on the list. There was another guy there named Dennis—’

‘Dennis, eh!’ cried Sir John, laughing. ‘Ay, ay! a pleasant fellow, I believe?’

‘Dennis, huh!’ shouted Sir John, laughing. ‘Yeah, yeah! A fun guy, I think?’

‘A roaring dog, master—one after my own heart—hot upon the matter too—red hot.’

‘A loud dog, master—one I really like—right on the case too—really fired up.’

‘So I have heard,’ replied Sir John, carelessly. ‘You don’t happen to know his trade, do you?’

‘So I've heard,’ replied Sir John, casually. ‘You wouldn’t happen to know what his job is, would you?’

‘He wouldn’t say,’ cried Hugh. ‘He keeps it secret.’

"He won't say," Hugh shouted. "He keeps it a secret."

‘Ha ha!’ laughed Sir John. ‘A strange fancy—a weakness with some persons—you’ll know it one day, I dare swear.’

‘Ha ha!’ laughed Sir John. ‘A strange idea—a weakness for some people—you’ll understand it one day, I bet.’

‘We’re intimate already,’ said Hugh.

‘We’re close already,’ said Hugh.

‘Quite natural! And have been drinking together, eh?’ pursued Sir John. ‘Did you say what place you went to in company, when you left Lord George’s?’

‘Totally natural! So you’ve been drinking together, huh?’ continued Sir John. ‘Did you mention where you went when you left Lord George’s?’

Hugh had not said or thought of saying, but he told him; and this inquiry being followed by a long train of questions, he related all that had passed both in and out of doors, the kind of people he had seen, their numbers, state of feeling, mode of conversation, apparent expectations and intentions. His questioning was so artfully contrived, that he seemed even in his own eyes to volunteer all this information rather than to have it wrested from him; and he was brought to this state of feeling so naturally, that when Mr Chester yawned at length and declared himself quite wearied out, he made a rough kind of excuse for having talked so much.

Hugh hadn't intended to say anything, but he ended up telling him everything; and this question led to a long series of inquiries, during which he shared everything that had happened both inside and outside, the types of people he had encountered, their numbers, feelings, ways of talking, and obvious expectations and intentions. His questioning was so cleverly designed that it felt to him like he was willingly sharing all this information rather than having it pulled from him. He got into this frame of mind so naturally that when Mr. Chester eventually yawned and said he was quite tired, Hugh awkwardly apologized for talking so much.

‘There—get you gone,’ said Sir John, holding the door open in his hand. ‘You have made a pretty evening’s work. I told you not to do this. You may get into trouble. You’ll have an opportunity of revenging yourself on your proud friend Haredale, though, and for that, you’d hazard anything, I suppose?’

‘There—get out,’ said Sir John, holding the door open with his hand. ‘You've done a nice job of ruining the evening. I told you not to do this. You could get into trouble. But I suppose you’d risk anything for a chance to get back at your arrogant friend Haredale?’

‘I would,’ retorted Hugh, stopping in his passage out and looking back; ‘but what do I risk! What do I stand a chance of losing, master? Friends, home? A fig for ‘em all; I have none; they are nothing to me. Give me a good scuffle; let me pay off old scores in a bold riot where there are men to stand by me; and then use me as you like—it don’t matter much to me what the end is!’

"I would," Hugh shot back, pausing in his exit and glancing over his shoulder; "but what do I have to lose? Friends, a home? I could care less about any of that; I have none. Just give me a good fight; let me settle old scores in a wild chaos where there are people who have my back; and after that, do whatever you want with me—it doesn't really matter what happens in the end!"

‘What have you done with that paper?’ said Sir John.

‘What have you done with that paper?’ Sir John asked.

‘I have it here, master.’

"I've got it here, master."

‘Drop it again as you go along; it’s as well not to keep such things about you.’

‘Drop it again as you go; it’s best not to keep stuff like that around you.’

Hugh nodded, and touching his cap with an air of as much respect as he could summon up, departed.

Hugh nodded, touched his cap respectfully, and left.

Sir John, fastening the doors behind him, went back to his dressing-room, and sat down once again before the fire, at which he gazed for a long time, in earnest meditation.

Sir John, locking the doors behind him, returned to his dressing room and sat down once more in front of the fire, which he stared at for a long time, deep in thought.

‘This happens fortunately,’ he said, breaking into a smile, ‘and promises well. Let me see. My relative and I, who are the most Protestant fellows in the world, give our worst wishes to the Roman Catholic cause; and to Saville, who introduces their bill, I have a personal objection besides; but as each of us has himself for the first article in his creed, we cannot commit ourselves by joining with a very extravagant madman, such as this Gordon most undoubtedly is. Now really, to foment his disturbances in secret, through the medium of such a very apt instrument as my savage friend here, may further our real ends; and to express at all becoming seasons, in moderate and polite terms, a disapprobation of his proceedings, though we agree with him in principle, will certainly be to gain a character for honesty and uprightness of purpose, which cannot fail to do us infinite service, and to raise us into some importance. Good! So much for public grounds. As to private considerations, I confess that if these vagabonds WOULD make some riotous demonstration (which does not appear impossible), and WOULD inflict some little chastisement on Haredale as a not inactive man among his sect, it would be extremely agreeable to my feelings, and would amuse me beyond measure. Good again! Perhaps better!’

“This is actually great,” he said, breaking into a smile. “It looks promising. Let me think. My relative and I, who are the most Protestant people in the world, strongly oppose the Roman Catholic cause; I also have a personal issue with Saville, who is pushing their bill. However, since each of us prioritizes our own interests above all else, we can’t align ourselves with a completely reckless lunatic like this Gordon undoubtedly is. Honestly, creating his disturbances behind the scenes, using my wild friend here as a convenient tool, might actually serve our real goals. If we express our disapproval of his actions at appropriate times in a calm and polite manner, even while we agree with him on principle, it will definitely help us build a reputation for honesty and integrity, which can only benefit us and elevate our status. Great! That covers the public side. On a personal note, I admit that if these troublemakers did create some kind of riot (which isn’t out of the question) and managed to give Haredale a bit of a beating, considering he’s quite active in his group, it would really please me and entertain me immensely. Fantastic! Even better!”

When he came to this point, he took a pinch of snuff; then beginning slowly to undress, he resumed his meditations, by saying with a smile:

When he reached this point, he took a pinch of snuff; then, starting to undress slowly, he continued his thoughts, saying with a smile:

‘I fear, I DO fear exceedingly, that my friend is following fast in the footsteps of his mother. His intimacy with Mr Dennis is very ominous. But I have no doubt he must have come to that end any way. If I lend him a helping hand, the only difference is, that he may, upon the whole, possibly drink a few gallons, or puncheons, or hogsheads, less in this life than he otherwise would. It’s no business of mine. It’s a matter of very small importance!’

‘I’m really worried that my friend is quickly following in his mother’s footsteps. His close relationship with Mr. Dennis is very concerning. But I’m sure he would end up this way regardless. If I try to help him, the only difference is that he might drink a few fewer gallons, barrels, or hogsheads in this life than he would otherwise. It’s not my concern. It’s not that important!’

So he took another pinch of snuff, and went to bed.

So he took another pinch of snuff and went to bed.





Chapter 41

From the workshop of the Golden Key, there issued forth a tinkling sound, so merry and good-humoured, that it suggested the idea of some one working blithely, and made quite pleasant music. No man who hammered on at a dull monotonous duty, could have brought such cheerful notes from steel and iron; none but a chirping, healthy, honest-hearted fellow, who made the best of everything, and felt kindly towards everybody, could have done it for an instant. He might have been a coppersmith, and still been musical. If he had sat in a jolting waggon, full of rods of iron, it seemed as if he would have brought some harmony out of it.

From the workshop of the Golden Key came a cheerful tinkling sound, so bright and good-natured that it made you picture someone happily at work, creating delightful music. No one who hammered away at a dull, repetitive task could produce such joyful notes from steel and iron; only a lively, healthy, and genuinely friendly person, someone who made the best out of everything and felt warmth towards everyone, could have done it even for a moment. He could have been a coppersmith and still been musical. Even if he were bouncing around in a rough wagon full of iron bars, it seemed like he would have found a way to make it sing.

Tink, tink, tink—clear as a silver bell, and audible at every pause of the streets’ harsher noises, as though it said, ‘I don’t care; nothing puts me out; I am resolved to be happy.’ Women scolded, children squalled, heavy carts went rumbling by, horrible cries proceeded from the lungs of hawkers; still it struck in again, no higher, no lower, no louder, no softer; not thrusting itself on people’s notice a bit the more for having been outdone by louder sounds—tink, tink, tink, tink, tink.

Tink, tink, tink—clear as a silver bell, heard over every louder noise in the streets, as if it were saying, ‘I don’t care; nothing brings me down; I’m determined to be happy.’ Women yelled, kids shouted, heavy carts rumbled by, and loud cries came from the hawkers; yet it continued to chime in, no higher, no lower, no louder, no softer; it didn’t try to get people’s attention any more just because it was overshadowed by louder sounds—tink, tink, tink, tink, tink.

It was a perfect embodiment of the still small voice, free from all cold, hoarseness, huskiness, or unhealthiness of any kind; foot-passengers slackened their pace, and were disposed to linger near it; neighbours who had got up splenetic that morning, felt good-humour stealing on them as they heard it, and by degrees became quite sprightly; mothers danced their babies to its ringing; still the same magical tink, tink, tink, came gaily from the workshop of the Golden Key.

It was a perfect example of a soft, gentle voice, without any coldness, raspiness, or signs of illness; pedestrians slowed down and were tempted to hang around it; neighbors who had woken up grumpy that morning felt their mood lighten as they listened, and gradually became quite cheerful; mothers rocked their babies to its cheerful ringing; still, the same magical tink, tink, tink, joyfully came from the workshop of the Golden Key.

Who but the locksmith could have made such music! A gleam of sun shining through the unsashed window, and chequering the dark workshop with a broad patch of light, fell full upon him, as though attracted by his sunny heart. There he stood working at his anvil, his face all radiant with exercise and gladness, his sleeves turned up, his wig pushed off his shining forehead—the easiest, freest, happiest man in all the world. Beside him sat a sleek cat, purring and winking in the light, and falling every now and then into an idle doze, as from excess of comfort. Toby looked on from a tall bench hard by; one beaming smile, from his broad nut-brown face down to the slack-baked buckles in his shoes. The very locks that hung around had something jovial in their rust, and seemed like gouty gentlemen of hearty natures, disposed to joke on their infirmities. There was nothing surly or severe in the whole scene. It seemed impossible that any one of the innumerable keys could fit a churlish strong-box or a prison-door. Cellars of beer and wine, rooms where there were fires, books, gossip, and cheering laughter—these were their proper sphere of action. Places of distrust and cruelty, and restraint, they would have left quadruple-locked for ever.

Who but the locksmith could create such beautiful music! A ray of sunlight streaming through the open window lit up the dark workshop with a broad patch of light, shining directly on him, as if drawn by his bright heart. There he was, working at his anvil, his face glowing with effort and happiness, his sleeves rolled up, his wig pushed back from his gleaming forehead—the easiest, freest, happiest man in the world. Next to him sat a sleek cat, purring and squinting in the light, occasionally drifting into a lazy nap from sheer comfort. Toby watched from a tall bench nearby, a big smile stretching across his warm nut-brown face down to the loosely fastened buckles on his shoes. Even the locks that hung around seemed to have a cheerful quality in their rust, like jolly old gentlemen with hearty spirits, ready to laugh about their quirks. There was nothing grumpy or harsh in the whole scene. It felt impossible that any of the countless keys could unlock a grumpy strongbox or a prison door. Cellars filled with beer and wine, cozy rooms with fires, books, friendly gossip, and laughter—these were their true domains. Places of mistrust, cruelty, and confinement were ones they would have left forever locked up tight.

Tink, tink, tink. The locksmith paused at last, and wiped his brow. The silence roused the cat, who, jumping softly down, crept to the door, and watched with tiger eyes a bird-cage in an opposite window. Gabriel lifted Toby to his mouth, and took a hearty draught.

Tink, tink, tink. The locksmith finally stopped and wiped his forehead. The silence stirred the cat, who softly jumped down, crept to the door, and watched a birdcage in the opposite window with fierce eyes. Gabriel lifted Toby to his mouth and took a big gulp.

Then, as he stood upright, with his head flung back, and his portly chest thrown out, you would have seen that Gabriel’s lower man was clothed in military gear. Glancing at the wall beyond, there might have been espied, hanging on their several pegs, a cap and feather, broadsword, sash, and coat of scarlet; which any man learned in such matters would have known from their make and pattern to be the uniform of a serjeant in the Royal East London Volunteers.

Then, as he stood tall, with his head thrown back and his broad chest pushed out, you would have seen that Gabriel's lower half was dressed in military gear. Looking at the wall nearby, you could spot a cap with a feather, a broadsword, a sash, and a scarlet coat hanging on their hooks; anyone knowledgeable about such things would recognize from their design that it was the uniform of a sergeant in the Royal East London Volunteers.

As the locksmith put his mug down, empty, on the bench whence it had smiled on him before, he glanced at these articles with a laughing eye, and looking at them with his head a little on one side, as though he would get them all into a focus, said, leaning on his hammer:

As the locksmith set his empty mug down on the bench where it had previously grinned at him, he looked at these items with amusement. Tilting his head slightly, as if trying to bring them all into focus, he said, leaning on his hammer:

‘Time was, now, I remember, when I was like to run mad with the desire to wear a coat of that colour. If any one (except my father) had called me a fool for my pains, how I should have fired and fumed! But what a fool I must have been, sure-ly!’

‘There was a time, now that I think about it, when I would’ve gone crazy wanting to wear a coat in that color. If anyone (other than my dad) had called me a fool for wanting it, I would’ve exploded with anger! But what a fool I must have been, for sure!’

‘Ah!’ sighed Mrs Varden, who had entered unobserved. ‘A fool indeed. A man at your time of life, Varden, should know better now.’

‘Ah!’ sighed Mrs. Varden, who had entered unnoticed. ‘A fool, for sure. A man your age should know better by now, Varden.’

‘Why, what a ridiculous woman you are, Martha,’ said the locksmith, turning round with a smile.

‘Why, what a ridiculous woman you are, Martha,’ said the locksmith, turning around with a smile.

‘Certainly,’ replied Mrs V. with great demureness. ‘Of course I am. I know that, Varden. Thank you.’

"Of course," replied Mrs. V, feeling quite modest. "Yes, I am. I know that, Varden. Thank you."

‘I mean—’ began the locksmith.

"I mean—" started the locksmith.

‘Yes,’ said his wife, ‘I know what you mean. You speak quite plain enough to be understood, Varden. It’s very kind of you to adapt yourself to my capacity, I am sure.’

‘Yes,’ said his wife, ‘I know what you mean. You express yourself clearly enough for me to understand, Varden. It’s very nice of you to adjust to my level, I appreciate it.’

‘Tut, tut, Martha,’ rejoined the locksmith; ‘don’t take offence at nothing. I mean, how strange it is of you to run down volunteering, when it’s done to defend you and all the other women, and our own fireside and everybody else’s, in case of need.’

‘Tut, tut, Martha,’ said the locksmith; ‘don’t take offense at nothing. I mean, how strange it is for you to criticize volunteering when it’s done to protect you and all the other women, and our own homes and everyone else’s, in case there’s a need.’

‘It’s unchristian,’ cried Mrs Varden, shaking her head.

"It’s unchristian," exclaimed Mrs. Varden, shaking her head.

‘Unchristian!’ said the locksmith. ‘Why, what the devil—’

‘Unchristian!’ said the locksmith. ‘What the heck—’

Mrs Varden looked at the ceiling, as in expectation that the consequence of this profanity would be the immediate descent of the four-post bedstead on the second floor, together with the best sitting-room on the first; but no visible judgment occurring, she heaved a deep sigh, and begged her husband, in a tone of resignation, to go on, and by all means to blaspheme as much as possible, because he knew she liked it.

Mrs. Varden stared at the ceiling, as if expecting that the result of this swearing would be the sudden crash of the four-poster bed from the second floor, along with the best living room on the first; but since nothing happened, she let out a deep sigh and asked her husband, with a tone of resignation, to continue, and by all means to curse as much as he wanted, because he knew she enjoyed it.

The locksmith did for a moment seem disposed to gratify her, but he gave a great gulp, and mildly rejoined:

The locksmith seemed for a moment willing to please her, but he took a deep breath and gently replied:

‘I was going to say, what on earth do you call it unchristian for? Which would be most unchristian, Martha—to sit quietly down and let our houses be sacked by a foreign army, or to turn out like men and drive ‘em off? Shouldn’t I be a nice sort of a Christian, if I crept into a corner of my own chimney and looked on while a parcel of whiskered savages bore off Dolly—or you?’

"I was going to say, why do you call it unchristian? Which is more unchristian, Martha—to sit quietly and let a foreign army raid our homes, or to step up like men and drive them away? Wouldn’t I be a terrible Christian if I hid in a corner of my own house and watched a bunch of bearded savages take Dolly—or you?"

When he said ‘or you,’ Mrs Varden, despite herself, relaxed into a smile. There was something complimentary in the idea. ‘In such a state of things as that, indeed—’ she simpered.

When he said 'or you,' Mrs. Varden, unable to help herself, smiled. There was something flattering in the thought. 'In a situation like that, really—' she chuckled.

‘As that!’ repeated the locksmith. ‘Well, that would be the state of things directly. Even Miggs would go. Some black tambourine-player, with a great turban on, would be bearing HER off, and, unless the tambourine-player was proof against kicking and scratching, it’s my belief he’d have the worst of it. Ha ha ha! I’d forgive the tambourine-player. I wouldn’t have him interfered with on any account, poor fellow.’ And here the locksmith laughed again so heartily, that tears came into his eyes—much to Mrs Varden’s indignation, who thought the capture of so sound a Protestant and estimable a private character as Miggs by a pagan negro, a circumstance too shocking and awful for contemplation.

“Just like that!” the locksmith repeated. “Well, that would be the situation right away. Even Miggs would leave. Some black tambourine player, wearing a huge turban, would be taking HER away, and unless the tambourine player was tough enough to handle kicking and scratching, I think he’d end up in a rough spot. Ha ha ha! I’d feel sorry for the tambourine player. I wouldn’t want anything bad to happen to him, poor guy.” And here, the locksmith laughed so hard that tears welled up in his eyes—much to Mrs. Varden’s dismay, who thought the idea of such a decent Protestant like Miggs being taken by a pagan black man was too shocking and awful to even think about.

The picture Gabriel had drawn, indeed, threatened serious consequences, and would indubitably have led to them, but luckily at that moment a light footstep crossed the threshold, and Dolly, running in, threw her arms round her old father’s neck and hugged him tight.

The picture Gabriel had drawn really could have caused serious trouble, and it definitely would have led to that, but thankfully, at that moment, a light footstep came through the door, and Dolly rushed in, wrapping her arms around her old father's neck and hugging him tightly.

‘Here she is at last!’ cried Gabriel. ‘And how well you look, Doll, and how late you are, my darling!’

‘Here she is at last!’ exclaimed Gabriel. ‘And you look great, Doll, but how late you are, my darling!’

How well she looked? Well? Why, if he had exhausted every laudatory adjective in the dictionary, it wouldn’t have been praise enough. When and where was there ever such a plump, roguish, comely, bright-eyed, enticing, bewitching, captivating, maddening little puss in all this world, as Dolly! What was the Dolly of five years ago, to the Dolly of that day! How many coachmakers, saddlers, cabinet-makers, and professors of other useful arts, had deserted their fathers, mothers, sisters, brothers, and, most of all, their cousins, for the love of her! How many unknown gentlemen—supposed to be of mighty fortunes, if not titles—had waited round the corner after dark, and tempted Miggs the incorruptible, with golden guineas, to deliver offers of marriage folded up in love-letters! How many disconsolate fathers and substantial tradesmen had waited on the locksmith for the same purpose, with dismal tales of how their sons had lost their appetites, and taken to shut themselves up in dark bedrooms, and wandering in desolate suburbs with pale faces, and all because of Dolly Varden’s loveliness and cruelty! How many young men, in all previous times of unprecedented steadiness, had turned suddenly wild and wicked for the same reason, and, in an ecstasy of unrequited love, taken to wrench off door-knockers, and invert the boxes of rheumatic watchmen! How had she recruited the king’s service, both by sea and land, through rendering desperate his loving subjects between the ages of eighteen and twenty-five! How many young ladies had publicly professed, with tears in their eyes, that for their tastes she was much too short, too tall, too bold, too cold, too stout, too thin, too fair, too dark—too everything but handsome! How many old ladies, taking counsel together, had thanked Heaven their daughters were not like her, and had hoped she might come to no harm, and had thought she would come to no good, and had wondered what people saw in her, and had arrived at the conclusion that she was ‘going off’ in her looks, or had never come on in them, and that she was a thorough imposition and a popular mistake!

How great did she look? Honestly? Even if he had used every flattering word in the dictionary, it still wouldn’t have been enough praise. When and where had there ever been such a plump, mischievous, attractive, bright-eyed, alluring, enchanting, captivating, maddening little darling in all the world, as Dolly? What was the Dolly of five years ago compared to the Dolly of that day! How many coachmakers, saddlers, cabinetmakers, and other skilled tradespeople had abandoned their families for her love! How many unknown gentlemen—believed to have great fortunes, if not titles—had waited around the corner after dark, trying to bribe Miggs the incorruptible with gold coins, to deliver marriage proposals hidden in love letters! How many heartbroken fathers and successful merchants had gone to the locksmith for the same reason, sharing sorrowful stories of how their sons had lost their appetites, locked themselves in dark bedrooms, and wandered through lonely neighborhoods with pale faces, all because of Dolly Varden's beauty and cruelty! How many young men, previously known for their steady habits, had suddenly gone wild and reckless for the same reason, and, in a frenzy of unreturned love, had started ripping off door knockers and turning over the carts of rheumatic watchmen! How had she boosted the king’s service, both on land and at sea, by making her love-struck subjects between the ages of eighteen and twenty-five desperate! How many young ladies had tearfully declared that she was, for their tastes, too short, too tall, too bold, too cold, too plump, too thin, too fair, too dark—too everything but beautiful! How many older ladies, conferring together, had thanked Heaven that their daughters weren’t like her, hoped she would come to no harm, doubted she would come to any good, wondered what people saw in her, and concluded that she was 'losing her looks,' or had never really had them, claiming that she was a complete fraud and a popular misconception!

And yet here was this same Dolly Varden, so whimsical and hard to please that she was Dolly Varden still, all smiles and dimples and pleasant looks, and caring no more for the fifty or sixty young fellows who at that very moment were breaking their hearts to marry her, than if so many oysters had been crossed in love and opened afterwards.

And yet here was this same Dolly Varden, so quirky and difficult to satisfy that she remained Dolly Varden, full of smiles, dimples, and a charming appearance, and cared no more for the fifty or sixty young men who were at that very moment heartbroken over wanting to marry her than if a bunch of oysters had fallen in love and then opened up later.

Dolly hugged her father as has been already stated, and having hugged her mother also, accompanied both into the little parlour where the cloth was already laid for dinner, and where Miss Miggs—a trifle more rigid and bony than of yore—received her with a sort of hysterical gasp, intended for a smile. Into the hands of that young virgin, she delivered her bonnet and walking dress (all of a dreadful, artful, and designing kind), and then said with a laugh, which rivalled the locksmith’s music, ‘How glad I always am to be at home again!’

Dolly hugged her dad, as mentioned before, and after hugging her mom too, she led them both into the little living room where the table was already set for dinner. Miss Miggs—who was a bit more stiff and bony than before—greeted her with a kind of nervous gasp that was meant to be a smile. She handed her bonnet and outfit (which were all bizarre and flashy) to that young woman and then laughed, a sound that matched the locksmith's music, saying, “I’m always so happy to be home again!”

‘And how glad we always are, Doll,’ said her father, putting back the dark hair from her sparkling eyes, ‘to have you at home. Give me a kiss.’

‘And how happy we always are, Doll,’ said her father, brushing back the dark hair from her sparkling eyes, ‘to have you home. Give me a kiss.’

If there had been anybody of the male kind there to see her do it—but there was not—it was a mercy.

If there had been any men around to witness her do it—but there weren't—it was a blessing.

‘I don’t like your being at the Warren,’ said the locksmith, ‘I can’t bear to have you out of my sight. And what is the news over yonder, Doll?’

‘I don’t like you being at the Warren,’ said the locksmith, ‘I can’t stand having you out of my sight. So, what’s the news over there, Doll?’

‘What news there is, I think you know already,’ replied his daughter. ‘I am sure you do though.’

‘You probably already know the news,’ his daughter replied. ‘I’m sure you do.’

‘Ay?’ cried the locksmith. ‘What’s that?’

‘What?’ shouted the locksmith. ‘What’s going on?’

‘Come, come,’ said Dolly, ‘you know very well. I want you to tell me why Mr Haredale—oh, how gruff he is again, to be sure!—has been away from home for some days past, and why he is travelling about (we know he IS travelling, because of his letters) without telling his own niece why or wherefore.’

‘Come on,’ said Dolly, ‘you know exactly what I mean. I want you to explain why Mr. Haredale—oh, he’s being so grumpy again, of course!—has been away from home for the past few days and why he’s traveling around (we know he IS traveling because of his letters) without letting his own niece know why or where he’s going.’

‘Miss Emma doesn’t want to know, I’ll swear,’ returned the locksmith.

'Miss Emma doesn't want to know, I swear,' replied the locksmith.

‘I don’t know that,’ said Dolly; ‘but I do, at any rate. Do tell me. Why is he so secret, and what is this ghost story, which nobody is to tell Miss Emma, and which seems to be mixed up with his going away? Now I see you know by your colouring so.’

‘I don’t know that,’ said Dolly; ‘but I do, at least. Please tell me. Why is he so secretive, and what’s this ghost story that no one is supposed to share with Miss Emma, and that seems connected to his departure? I can tell you know something by the way you’re blushing.’

‘What the story means, or is, or has to do with it, I know no more than you, my dear,’ returned the locksmith, ‘except that it’s some foolish fear of little Solomon’s—which has, indeed, no meaning in it, I suppose. As to Mr Haredale’s journey, he goes, as I believe—’

'What the story means, or is about, I know just as little as you do, my dear,' replied the locksmith, 'except that it's some silly fear of little Solomon's—which really doesn't seem to have any significance, I suppose. As for Mr. Haredale’s journey, he’s going, I believe—'

‘Yes,’ said Dolly.

"Yes," Dolly said.

‘As I believe,’ resumed the locksmith, pinching her cheek, ‘on business, Doll. What it may be, is quite another matter. Read Blue Beard, and don’t be too curious, pet; it’s no business of yours or mine, depend upon that; and here’s dinner, which is much more to the purpose.’

‘As I believe,’ the locksmith continued, pinching her cheek, ‘it's about business, Doll. What it actually is, is a different story. Read Blue Beard, and try not to be too curious, sweetheart; it’s not our concern, trust me on that; and here’s dinner, which is far more important.’

Dolly might have remonstrated against this summary dismissal of the subject, notwithstanding the appearance of dinner, but at the mention of Blue Beard Mrs Varden interposed, protesting she could not find it in her conscience to sit tamely by, and hear her child recommended to peruse the adventures of a Turk and Mussulman—far less of a fabulous Turk, which she considered that potentate to be. She held that, in such stirring and tremendous times as those in which they lived, it would be much more to the purpose if Dolly became a regular subscriber to the Thunderer, where she would have an opportunity of reading Lord George Gordon’s speeches word for word, which would be a greater comfort and solace to her, than a hundred and fifty Blue Beards ever could impart. She appealed in support of this proposition to Miss Miggs, then in waiting, who said that indeed the peace of mind she had derived from the perusal of that paper generally, but especially of one article of the very last week as ever was, entitled ‘Great Britain drenched in gore,’ exceeded all belief; the same composition, she added, had also wrought such a comforting effect on the mind of a married sister of hers, then resident at Golden Lion Court, number twenty-sivin, second bell-handle on the right-hand door-post, that, being in a delicate state of health, and in fact expecting an addition to her family, she had been seized with fits directly after its perusal, and had raved of the Inquisition ever since; to the great improvement of her husband and friends. Miss Miggs went on to say that she would recommend all those whose hearts were hardened to hear Lord George themselves, whom she commended first, in respect of his steady Protestantism, then of his oratory, then of his eyes, then of his nose, then of his legs, and lastly of his figure generally, which she looked upon as fit for any statue, prince, or angel, to which sentiment Mrs Varden fully subscribed.

Dolly might have protested against this quick dismissal of the topic, despite the impending dinner, but when Blue Beard was mentioned, Mrs. Varden jumped in, insisting she couldn’t in good conscience sit by and hear her child encouraged to read about the adventures of a Turk and Muslim—let alone a made-up Turk, which she considered him to be. She argued that, in the tumultuous times they were living in, it would be far more beneficial for Dolly to subscribe to the Thunderer, where she could read Lord George Gordon’s speeches in full, which would be much more comforting than any number of Blue Beards could ever provide. She called on Miss Miggs, who was standing by, to support her idea. Miss Miggs said that the peace of mind she got from reading that paper generally, especially from one article just last week titled ‘Great Britain drenched in gore,’ was unbelievable; she added that the same article had had such a comforting effect on a married sister of hers, who lived at Golden Lion Court, number twenty-seven, second bell-handle on the right-hand door, that, because she was in a delicate state of health and expecting a baby, she had had fits right after reading it and had been raving about the Inquisition since then, much to the improvement of her husband and friends. Miss Miggs continued that she would recommend anyone with hardened hearts to listen to Lord George himself, praising him first for his strong Protestant beliefs, then for his speaking abilities, then for his eyes, then for his nose, then for his legs, and lastly for his overall figure, which she believed was fit for any statue, prince, or angel, a sentiment that Mrs. Varden completely agreed with.

Mrs Varden having cut in, looked at a box upon the mantelshelf, painted in imitation of a very red-brick dwelling-house, with a yellow roof; having at top a real chimney, down which voluntary subscribers dropped their silver, gold, or pence, into the parlour; and on the door the counterfeit presentment of a brass plate, whereon was legibly inscribed ‘Protestant Association:’—and looking at it, said, that it was to her a source of poignant misery to think that Varden never had, of all his substance, dropped anything into that temple, save once in secret—as she afterwards discovered—two fragments of tobacco-pipe, which she hoped would not be put down to his last account. That Dolly, she was grieved to say, was no less backward in her contributions, better loving, as it seemed, to purchase ribbons and such gauds, than to encourage the great cause, then in such heavy tribulation; and that she did entreat her (her father she much feared could not be moved) not to despise, but imitate, the bright example of Miss Miggs, who flung her wages, as it were, into the very countenance of the Pope, and bruised his features with her quarter’s money.

Mrs. Varden, interrupting, looked at a box on the mantel that was painted to look like a very red-brick house with a yellow roof. It even had a real chimney on top, where willing donors could drop their silver, gold, or coins into the parlor. On the door was a fake brass plate that clearly read, ‘Protestant Association.’ She said it brought her great sadness to think that Varden had never, out of all his possessions, put anything into that box except for once, secretly—though she later found out—that he had dropped in two pieces of a tobacco pipe, which she hoped wouldn’t be counted against him. She was also upset to say that Dolly was no better at contributing, seeming to prefer buying ribbons and trinkets instead of supporting the noble cause that was struggling so much at the time. She pleaded with her (fearing her father couldn’t be persuaded) not to scorn but to follow the shining example of Miss Miggs, who eagerly tossed her wages as if to strike the Pope in the face, literally throwing her quarter’s money into the very presence of him.

‘Oh, mim,’ said Miggs, ‘don’t relude to that. I had no intentions, mim, that nobody should know. Such sacrifices as I can make, are quite a widder’s mite. It’s all I have,’ cried Miggs with a great burst of tears—for with her they never came on by degrees—‘but it’s made up to me in other ways; it’s well made up.’

‘Oh, ma’am,’ said Miggs, ‘please don’t bring that up. I never meant for anyone to find out. The sacrifices I can make are really just a small amount. It’s all I have,’ cried Miggs with a sudden burst of tears—she never cried little by little—‘but I get repaid in other ways; it’s well compensated.’

This was quite true, though not perhaps in the sense that Miggs intended. As she never failed to keep her self-denial full in Mrs Varden’s view, it drew forth so many gifts of caps and gowns and other articles of dress, that upon the whole the red-brick house was perhaps the best investment for her small capital she could possibly have hit upon; returning her interest, at the rate of seven or eight per cent in money, and fifty at least in personal repute and credit.

This was definitely true, though maybe not in the way Miggs meant. Since she always made sure to showcase her self-denial to Mrs. Varden, it led to so many gifts of caps and gowns and other clothing items that, overall, the red-brick house was probably the smartest investment for her small capital she could have made; giving her a return of about seven or eight percent in cash, and at least fifty percent in personal reputation and respect.

‘You needn’t cry, Miggs,’ said Mrs Varden, herself in tears; ‘you needn’t be ashamed of it, though your poor mistress IS on the same side.’

‘You don’t have to cry, Miggs,’ said Mrs. Varden, also in tears; ‘you don’t need to be ashamed of it, even though your poor mistress is feeling the same way.’

Miggs howled at this remark, in a peculiarly dismal way, and said she knowed that master hated her. That it was a dreadful thing to live in families and have dislikes, and not give satisfactions. That to make divisions was a thing she could not abear to think of, neither could her feelings let her do it. That if it was master’s wishes as she and him should part, it was best they should part, and she hoped he might be the happier for it, and always wished him well, and that he might find somebody as would meet his dispositions. It would be a hard trial, she said, to part from such a missis, but she could meet any suffering when her conscience told her she was in the rights, and therefore she was willing even to go that lengths. She did not think, she added, that she could long survive the separations, but, as she was hated and looked upon unpleasant, perhaps her dying as soon as possible would be the best endings for all parties. With this affecting conclusion, Miss Miggs shed more tears, and sobbed abundantly.

Miggs howled at this comment in a particularly mournful way and said she knew that the master hated her. It was a terrible thing to live in households with dislikes and not be able to find resolution. She couldn’t bear to think about creating divisions, nor could her feelings allow her to do it. If it was the master’s wish for them to part, then it was best for them to separate, and she hoped he would be happier for it, always wishing him well and that he would find someone who matched his needs. She said it would be a tough trial to part from such a mistress, but she could endure any pain when her conscience told her she was in the right, and so she was even willing to go that far. She added that she didn’t think she could survive the separation for long, but since she was hated and viewed unfavorably, perhaps her dying as soon as possible would be the best outcome for everyone involved. With this touching conclusion, Miss Miggs shed more tears and sobbed profusely.

‘Can you bear this, Varden?’ said his wife in a solemn voice, laying down her knife and fork.

“Can you handle this, Varden?” his wife said seriously, putting down her knife and fork.

‘Why, not very well, my dear,’ rejoined the locksmith, ‘but I try to keep my temper.’

"Well, not too great, my dear," replied the locksmith, "but I do my best to stay calm."

‘Don’t let there be words on my account, mim,’ sobbed Miggs. ‘It’s much the best that we should part. I wouldn’t stay—oh, gracious me!—and make dissensions, not for a annual gold mine, and found in tea and sugar.’

‘Don’t say anything because of me, Mim,’ cried Miggs. ‘It’s really better for us to go our separate ways. I wouldn’t stick around—oh my goodness!—and cause disagreements, not for a yearly gold mine, even if it were made of tea and sugar.’

Lest the reader should be at any loss to discover the cause of Miss Miggs’s deep emotion, it may be whispered apart that, happening to be listening, as her custom sometimes was, when Gabriel and his wife conversed together, she had heard the locksmith’s joke relative to the foreign black who played the tambourine, and bursting with the spiteful feelings which the taunt awoke in her fair breast, exploded in the manner we have witnessed. Matters having now arrived at a crisis, the locksmith, as usual, and for the sake of peace and quietness, gave in.

If the reader is confused about why Miss Miggs is so emotional, it can be revealed that, as she often did, she listened in on a conversation between Gabriel and his wife. There, she heard the locksmith’s joke about the foreign black who played the tambourine, and overwhelmed by the spiteful feelings the joke stirred up in her, she reacted dramatically as we have seen. With things now reaching a turning point, the locksmith, as he often did, and to keep the peace, decided to give in.

‘What are you crying for, girl?’ he said. ‘What’s the matter with you? What are you talking about hatred for? I don’t hate you; I don’t hate anybody. Dry your eyes and make yourself agreeable, in Heaven’s name, and let us all be happy while we can.’

‘What are you crying for, girl?’ he said. ‘What’s wrong with you? What are you going on about hatred for? I don’t hate you; I don’t hate anyone. Wipe your tears and be pleasant, for heaven’s sake, and let’s all be happy while we can.’

The allied powers deeming it good generalship to consider this a sufficient apology on the part of the enemy, and confession of having been in the wrong, did dry their eyes and take it in good part. Miss Miggs observed that she bore no malice, no not to her greatest foe, whom she rather loved the more indeed, the greater persecution she sustained. Mrs Varden approved of this meek and forgiving spirit in high terms, and incidentally declared as a closing article of agreement, that Dolly should accompany her to the Clerkenwell branch of the association, that very night. This was an extraordinary instance of her great prudence and policy; having had this end in view from the first, and entertaining a secret misgiving that the locksmith (who was bold when Dolly was in question) would object, she had backed Miss Miggs up to this point, in order that she might have him at a disadvantage. The manoeuvre succeeded so well that Gabriel only made a wry face, and with the warning he had just had, fresh in his mind, did not dare to say one word.

The allied powers thought it wise to accept this as a sufficient apology from the enemy and an acknowledgment of their mistakes, so they dried their tears and took it in stride. Miss Miggs pointed out that she held no grudges, not even against her greatest enemy, whom she actually grew to love more the more she was persecuted. Mrs. Varden praised her kind and forgiving attitude highly and casually stated as a final agreement that Dolly would accompany her to the Clerkenwell branch of the association that very night. This was a remarkable example of her great cleverness and strategy; she had aimed for this from the start and secretly worried that the locksmith (who was bold when it came to Dolly) would object. She had supported Miss Miggs up to this point to put him at a disadvantage. The plan worked so well that Gabriel just made a grimace and, with the warning he had just received fresh in his mind, didn't dare say a word.

The difference ended, therefore, in Miggs being presented with a gown by Mrs Varden and half-a-crown by Dolly, as if she had eminently distinguished herself in the paths of morality and goodness. Mrs V., according to custom, expressed her hope that Varden would take a lesson from what had passed and learn more generous conduct for the time to come; and the dinner being now cold and nobody’s appetite very much improved by what had passed, they went on with it, as Mrs Varden said, ‘like Christians.’

The outcome, then, was that Miggs received a gown from Mrs. Varden and a half-crown from Dolly, as if she had truly excelled in morality and goodness. Mrs. Varden, as usual, expressed her hope that Varden would learn from what had happened and show more generosity in the future. Since the dinner had gone cold and no one’s appetite had really improved from the earlier events, they continued with it, as Mrs. Varden put it, ‘like Christians.’

As there was to be a grand parade of the Royal East London Volunteers that afternoon, the locksmith did no more work; but sat down comfortably with his pipe in his mouth, and his arm round his pretty daughter’s waist, looking lovingly on Mrs V., from time to time, and exhibiting from the crown of his head to the sole of his foot, one smiling surface of good humour. And to be sure, when it was time to dress him in his regimentals, and Dolly, hanging about him in all kinds of graceful winning ways, helped to button and buckle and brush him up and get him into one of the tightest coats that ever was made by mortal tailor, he was the proudest father in all England.

Since there was going to be a big parade of the Royal East London Volunteers that afternoon, the locksmith stopped working. He settled down comfortably with his pipe in his mouth, his arm around his beautiful daughter’s waist, occasionally looking affectionately at Mrs. V. and displaying a cheerful demeanor from head to toe. And when it was time to dress him in his uniform, with Dolly hovering around him in all sorts of charming and endearing ways, helping him button, buckle, and brush up to get into one of the tightest coats ever made by a tailor, he felt like the proudest father in all of England.

‘What a handy jade it is!’ said the locksmith to Mrs Varden, who stood by with folded hands—rather proud of her husband too—while Miggs held his cap and sword at arm’s length, as if mistrusting that the latter might run some one through the body of its own accord; ‘but never marry a soldier, Doll, my dear.’

‘What a useful tool it is!’ said the locksmith to Mrs. Varden, who stood by with her hands folded—feeling a bit proud of her husband too—while Miggs held his cap and sword at arm’s length, as if worried that the sword might stab someone on its own; ‘but never marry a soldier, Doll, my dear.’

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Dolly didn’t ask why not, or say a word, indeed, but stooped her head down very low to tie his sash.

Dolly didn’t ask why not or say anything at all; instead, she bent her head down very low to tie his sash.

‘I never wear this dress,’ said honest Gabriel, ‘but I think of poor Joe Willet. I loved Joe; he was always a favourite of mine. Poor Joe!—Dear heart, my girl, don’t tie me in so tight.’

‘I never wear this dress,’ said honest Gabriel, ‘but I think of poor Joe Willet. I loved Joe; he was always one of my favorites. Poor Joe!—Dear heart, my girl, don’t tie me in so tight.’

Dolly laughed—not like herself at all—the strangest little laugh that could be—and held her head down lower still.

Dolly laughed—not at all like she usually did—the weirdest little laugh you could imagine—and kept her head bowed even lower.

‘Poor Joe!’ resumed the locksmith, muttering to himself; ‘I always wish he had come to me. I might have made it up between them, if he had. Ah! old John made a great mistake in his way of acting by that lad—a great mistake.—Have you nearly tied that sash, my dear?’

‘Poor Joe!’ resumed the locksmith, muttering to himself; ‘I always wish he had come to me. I could have helped sort things out between them if he had. Ah! old John really messed up in how he dealt with that kid—a big mistake.—Have you almost tied that sash, my dear?’

What an ill-made sash it was! There it was, loose again and trailing on the ground. Dolly was obliged to kneel down, and recommence at the beginning.

What a poorly made sash it was! There it was, loose again and dragging on the ground. Dolly had to kneel down and start all over again.

‘Never mind young Willet, Varden,’ said his wife frowning; ‘you might find some one more deserving to talk about, I think.’

"Forget about young Willet, Varden," said his wife, frowning. "I think you could find someone more deserving to talk about."

Miss Miggs gave a great sniff to the same effect.

Miss Miggs sniffed loudly, echoing the same sentiment.

‘Nay, Martha,’ cried the locksmith, ‘don’t let us bear too hard upon him. If the lad is dead indeed, we’ll deal kindly by his memory.’

‘No, Martha,’ shouted the locksmith, ‘let’s not be too hard on him. If the boy is really gone, we’ll treat his memory with kindness.’

‘A runaway and a vagabond!’ said Mrs Varden.

‘A runaway and a drifter!’ said Mrs. Varden.

Miss Miggs expressed her concurrence as before.

Miss Miggs agreed again, just like before.

‘A runaway, my dear, but not a vagabond,’ returned the locksmith in a gentle tone. ‘He behaved himself well, did Joe—always—and was a handsome, manly fellow. Don’t call him a vagabond, Martha.’

‘A runaway, my dear, but not a drifter,’ replied the locksmith in a gentle tone. ‘He always behaved himself well—Joe did—and he was a good-looking, strong guy. Don’t call him a drifter, Martha.’

Mrs Varden coughed—and so did Miggs.

Mrs. Varden coughed—and so did Miggs.

‘He tried hard to gain your good opinion, Martha, I can tell you,’ said the locksmith smiling, and stroking his chin. ‘Ah! that he did. It seems but yesterday that he followed me out to the Maypole door one night, and begged me not to say how like a boy they used him—say here, at home, he meant, though at the time, I recollect, I didn’t understand. “And how’s Miss Dolly, sir?” says Joe,’ pursued the locksmith, musing sorrowfully, ‘Ah! Poor Joe!’

“He really tried hard to win your approval, Martha, I can tell you,” said the locksmith, smiling and stroking his chin. “Oh, yes, he sure did. It feels like just yesterday that he followed me out to the Maypole door one night and asked me not to mention how childlike they treated him—meaning here at home, though I didn’t get that at the time. ‘And how’s Miss Dolly, sir?’ Joe asked,” continued the locksmith, lost in thought, “Ah! Poor Joe!”

‘Well, I declare,’ cried Miggs. ‘Oh! Goodness gracious me!’

‘Wow, I can’t believe it,’ shouted Miggs. ‘Oh my! What a surprise!’

‘What’s the matter now?’ said Gabriel, turning sharply to her.

‘What’s the problem now?’ Gabriel said, turning quickly to her.

‘Why, if here an’t Miss Dolly,’ said the handmaid, stooping down to look into her face, ‘a-giving way to floods of tears. Oh mim! oh sir. Raly it’s give me such a turn,’ cried the susceptible damsel, pressing her hand upon her side to quell the palpitation of her heart, ‘that you might knock me down with a feather.’

‘Why, if here isn’t Miss Dolly,’ said the handmaid, bending down to look into her face, ‘crying her eyes out. Oh my! oh sir. Honestly, it’s really given me such a shock,’ exclaimed the sensitive young woman, pressing her hand against her side to calm the pounding of her heart, ‘that you could knock me over with a feather.’

The locksmith, after glancing at Miss Miggs as if he could have wished to have a feather brought straightway, looked on with a broad stare while Dolly hurried away, followed by that sympathising young woman: then turning to his wife, stammered out, ‘Is Dolly ill? Have I done anything? Is it my fault?’

The locksmith, giving Miss Miggs a look as if he wished he could summon a feather immediately, watched with a stunned expression while Dolly rushed off, trailed by that supportive young woman. Then, turning to his wife, he stuttered, "Is Dolly sick? Did I do something? Is it my fault?"

‘Your fault!’ cried Mrs V. reproachfully. ‘There—you had better make haste out.’

“It's your fault!” exclaimed Mrs. V. with disapproval. “There—you should hurry up and get out.”

‘What have I done?’ said poor Gabriel. ‘It was agreed that Mr Edward’s name was never to be mentioned, and I have not spoken of him, have I?’

‘What have I done?’ said poor Gabriel. ‘We agreed that we would never mention Mr. Edward’s name, and I haven't brought him up, have I?’

Mrs Varden merely replied that she had no patience with him, and bounced off after the other two. The unfortunate locksmith wound his sash about him, girded on his sword, put on his cap, and walked out.

Mrs. Varden just said that she had no patience for him and walked off after the other two. The poor locksmith wrapped his sash around himself, strapped on his sword, put on his hat, and went outside.

‘I am not much of a dab at my exercise,’ he said under his breath, ‘but I shall get into fewer scrapes at that work than at this. Every man came into the world for something; my department seems to be to make every woman cry without meaning it. It’s rather hard!’

‘I’m not great at exercising,’ he said quietly, ‘but I’ll get into fewer troubles doing that than with this. Every man is here for a reason; mine seems to be to make every woman cry without intending to. It’s pretty tough!’

But he forgot it before he reached the end of the street, and went on with a shining face, nodding to the neighbours, and showering about his friendly greetings like mild spring rain.

But he forgot it before he reached the end of the street and walked on with a bright smile, nodding to the neighbors and sending out friendly greetings like gentle spring rain.





Chapter 42

The Royal East London Volunteers made a brilliant sight that day: formed into lines, squares, circles, triangles, and what not, to the beating of drums, and the streaming of flags; and performed a vast number of complex evolutions, in all of which Serjeant Varden bore a conspicuous share. Having displayed their military prowess to the utmost in these warlike shows, they marched in glittering order to the Chelsea Bun House, and regaled in the adjacent taverns until dark. Then at sound of drum they fell in again, and returned amidst the shouting of His Majesty’s lieges to the place from whence they came.

The Royal East London Volunteers looked amazing that day: arranged in lines, squares, circles, triangles, and more, all to the beat of drums and the flutter of flags. They executed a huge number of complex maneuvers, in which Serjeant Varden played a key role. After showcasing their military skills to the fullest in these displays, they marched in shining order to the Chelsea Bun House and celebrated in the nearby bars until it got dark. Then, at the sound of the drum, they lined up again and returned amidst the cheers of His Majesty’s subjects to the place they came from.

The homeward march being somewhat tardy,—owing to the un-soldierlike behaviour of certain corporals, who, being gentlemen of sedentary pursuits in private life and excitable out of doors, broke several windows with their bayonets, and rendered it imperative on the commanding officer to deliver them over to a strong guard, with whom they fought at intervals as they came along,—it was nine o’clock when the locksmith reached home. A hackney-coach was waiting near his door; and as he passed it, Mr Haredale looked from the window and called him by his name.

The march home was pretty slow—thanks to the un-military behavior of some corporals, who, being gentlemen in their private lives but excitable outdoors, broke several windows with their bayonets. This forced the commanding officer to hand them over to a strong guard, with whom they fought occasionally as they made their way. It was nine o’clock when the locksmith finally got home. A cab was waiting by his door, and as he walked past it, Mr. Haredale looked out the window and called him by name.

‘The sight of you is good for sore eyes, sir,’ said the locksmith, stepping up to him. ‘I wish you had walked in though, rather than waited here.’

‘It’s great to see you, sir,’ said the locksmith, walking over to him. ‘I wish you had come inside instead of just waiting here.’

‘There is nobody at home, I find,’ Mr Haredale answered; ‘besides, I desired to be as private as I could.’

‘There’s nobody home, I see,’ Mr. Haredale replied; ‘also, I wanted to keep this as private as possible.’

‘Humph!’ muttered the locksmith, looking round at his house. ‘Gone with Simon Tappertit to that precious Branch, no doubt.’

‘Humph!’ grumbled the locksmith, glancing around at his house. ‘Off with Simon Tappertit to that fancy Branch, I bet.’

Mr Haredale invited him to come into the coach, and, if he were not tired or anxious to go home, to ride with him a little way that they might have some talk together. Gabriel cheerfully complied, and the coachman mounting his box drove off.

Mr. Haredale invited him to get into the coach and, if he wasn't tired or in a hurry to go home, to ride with him for a bit so they could chat. Gabriel happily agreed, and the coachman climbed onto his box and drove off.

‘Varden,’ said Mr Haredale, after a minute’s pause, ‘you will be amazed to hear what errand I am on; it will seem a very strange one.’

‘Varden,’ Mr. Haredale said after a brief pause, ‘you’ll be surprised to hear what I’m up to; it’ll sound quite odd.’

‘I have no doubt it’s a reasonable one, sir, and has a meaning in it,’ replied the locksmith; ‘or it would not be yours at all. Have you just come back to town, sir?’

"I have no doubt it's a reasonable one, sir, and it has meaning," replied the locksmith, "or it wouldn't be yours at all. Did you just come back to town, sir?"

‘But half an hour ago.’

‘But 30 minutes ago.’

‘Bringing no news of Barnaby, or his mother?’ said the locksmith dubiously. ‘Ah! you needn’t shake your head, sir. It was a wild-goose chase. I feared that, from the first. You exhausted all reasonable means of discovery when they went away. To begin again after so long a time has passed is hopeless, sir—quite hopeless.’

‘Bringing no news about Barnaby or his mother?’ the locksmith asked skeptically. ‘Oh, you don’t need to shake your head, sir. It was a wild-goose chase. I was worried about that from the start. You used up all the sensible ways to find them when they left. To start again after so much time has passed is pointless, sir—totally pointless.’

‘Why, where are they?’ he returned impatiently. ‘Where can they be? Above ground?’

‘Why, where are they?’ he replied impatiently. ‘Where could they be? Above ground?’

‘God knows,’ rejoined the locksmith, ‘many that I knew above it five years ago, have their beds under the grass now. And the world is a wide place. It’s a hopeless attempt, sir, believe me. We must leave the discovery of this mystery, like all others, to time, and accident, and Heaven’s pleasure.’

“God knows,” replied the locksmith, “many people I knew five years ago are now buried under the grass. And the world is a huge place. It’s a lost cause, sir, trust me. We have to leave the unraveling of this mystery, like all others, to time, chance, and God’s will.”

‘Varden, my good fellow,’ said Mr Haredale, ‘I have a deeper meaning in my present anxiety to find them out, than you can fathom. It is not a mere whim; it is not the casual revival of my old wishes and desires; but an earnest, solemn purpose. My thoughts and dreams all tend to it, and fix it in my mind. I have no rest by day or night; I have no peace or quiet; I am haunted.’

‘Varden, my friend,’ said Mr. Haredale, ‘there’s a deeper reason behind my current urgency to find them than you might realize. This isn’t just a passing fancy; it’s not simply the reawakening of my old hopes and desires; it’s a serious and profound intention. All my thoughts and dreams revolve around it and settle in my mind. I can’t find rest, day or night; I have no peace or calm; I feel tormented.’

His voice was so altered from its usual tones, and his manner bespoke so much emotion, that Gabriel, in his wonder, could only sit and look towards him in the darkness, and fancy the expression of his face.

His voice sounded so different from usual, and his demeanor showed so much emotion, that Gabriel, in his surprise, could only sit and look at him in the darkness, imagining the expression on his face.

‘Do not ask me,’ continued Mr Haredale, ‘to explain myself. If I were to do so, you would think me the victim of some hideous fancy. It is enough that this is so, and that I cannot—no, I can not—lie quietly in my bed, without doing what will seem to you incomprehensible.’

‘Don’t ask me,’ Mr. Haredale continued, ‘to explain myself. If I did, you’d think I was just imagining things. It’s enough that it’s this way, and that I can’t—no, I really can’t—lie still in my bed without doing what will seem completely incomprehensible to you.’

‘Since when, sir,’ said the locksmith after a pause, ‘has this uneasy feeling been upon you?’

‘Since when, sir,’ said the locksmith after a pause, ‘have you been feeling this way?’

Mr Haredale hesitated for some moments, and then replied: ‘Since the night of the storm. In short, since the last nineteenth of March.’

Mr. Haredale paused for a moment and then answered, "Since the night of the storm. In short, since the last March 19th."

As though he feared that Varden might express surprise, or reason with him, he hastily went on:

As if he was worried that Varden might be surprised or try to talk him out of it, he quickly continued:

‘You will think, I know, I labour under some delusion. Perhaps I do. But it is not a morbid one; it is a wholesome action of the mind, reasoning on actual occurrences. You know the furniture remains in Mrs Rudge’s house, and that it has been shut up, by my orders, since she went away, save once a-week or so, when an old neighbour visits it to scare away the rats. I am on my way there now.’

‘You will probably think that I'm under some kind of delusion. Maybe I am. But it's not a sickly one; it's a healthy way of thinking, reasoning about real events. You know that the furniture is still in Mrs. Rudge’s house, and it has been locked up, on my orders, since she left, except for about once a week when an old neighbor stops by to chase away the rats. I'm on my way there now.’

‘For what purpose?’ asked the locksmith.

"What for?" asked the locksmith.

‘To pass the night there,’ he replied; ‘and not to-night alone, but many nights. This is a secret which I trust to you in case of any unexpected emergency. You will not come, unless in case of strong necessity, to me; from dusk to broad day I shall be there. Emma, your daughter, and the rest, suppose me out of London, as I have been until within this hour. Do not undeceive them. This is the errand I am bound upon. I know I may confide it to you, and I rely upon your questioning me no more at this time.’

"To spend the night here," he replied; "and not just tonight, but many nights. This is a secret I trust you with in case of any unexpected emergency. You won't come to me unless it's absolutely necessary; I'll be here from dusk until dawn. Emma, your daughter, and everyone else should think I'm out of London, just like I have been until now. Please don’t correct their belief. This is the task I'm on. I know I can confide in you, and I trust that you won’t ask me anything more about it right now."

With that, as if to change the theme, he led the astounded locksmith back to the night of the Maypole highwayman, to the robbery of Edward Chester, to the reappearance of the man at Mrs Rudge’s house, and to all the strange circumstances which afterwards occurred. He even asked him carelessly about the man’s height, his face, his figure, whether he was like any one he had ever seen—like Hugh, for instance, or any man he had known at any time—and put many questions of that sort, which the locksmith, considering them as mere devices to engage his attention and prevent his expressing the astonishment he felt, answered pretty much at random.

With that, as if to shift the topic, he guided the shocked locksmith back to the night of the Maypole highwayman, to the robbery of Edward Chester, to the return of the man at Mrs. Rudge’s house, and to all the strange events that followed. He even casually asked him about the man’s height, his face, his build, whether he looked like anyone he had ever seen—like Hugh, for example, or any guy he had known at any point—and tossed out many questions like that, which the locksmith, seeing them as just tricks to keep him focused and stop him from showing his astonishment, answered more or less at random.

At length, they arrived at the corner of the street in which the house stood, where Mr Haredale, alighting, dismissed the coach. ‘If you desire to see me safely lodged,’ he said, turning to the locksmith with a gloomy smile, ‘you can.’

At last, they reached the corner of the street where the house was located, and Mr. Haredale got out and dismissed the coach. “If you want to make sure I get in safely,” he said, turning to the locksmith with a grim smile, “you can.”

Gabriel, to whom all former marvels had been nothing in comparison with this, followed him along the narrow pavement in silence. When they reached the door, Mr Haredale softly opened it with a key he had about him, and closing it when Varden entered, they were left in thorough darkness.

Gabriel, who found that all previous wonders paled in comparison to this one, quietly walked alongside him on the narrow sidewalk. When they got to the door, Mr. Haredale gently opened it with a key he had on him, and after Varden stepped inside, he closed it, leaving them in complete darkness.

They groped their way into the ground-floor room. Here Mr Haredale struck a light, and kindled a pocket taper he had brought with him for the purpose. It was then, when the flame was full upon him, that the locksmith saw for the first time how haggard, pale, and changed he looked; how worn and thin he was; how perfectly his whole appearance coincided with all that he had said so strangely as they rode along. It was not an unnatural impulse in Gabriel, after what he had heard, to note curiously the expression of his eyes. It was perfectly collected and rational;—so much so, indeed, that he felt ashamed of his momentary suspicion, and drooped his own when Mr Haredale looked towards him, as if he feared they would betray his thoughts.

They made their way into the ground-floor room. Here, Mr. Haredale lit a match and ignited a pocket candle he had brought for this purpose. It was then, when the light was fully on him, that the locksmith noticed for the first time how haggard, pale, and changed he looked; how worn and thin he was; how perfectly his entire appearance matched everything he had said so oddly while they rode along. It wasn't an unnatural impulse for Gabriel, after what he had heard, to curiously observe the expression in his eyes. It was completely composed and rational—so much so, in fact, that he felt embarrassed about his brief suspicion and lowered his own gaze when Mr. Haredale looked at him, as if he feared they would reveal his thoughts.

‘Will you walk through the house?’ said Mr Haredale, with a glance towards the window, the crazy shutters of which were closed and fastened. ‘Speak low.’

'Will you walk through the house?' Mr. Haredale said, glancing towards the window, the rickety shutters of which were shut and secured. 'Speak softly.'

There was a kind of awe about the place, which would have rendered it difficult to speak in any other manner. Gabriel whispered ‘Yes,’ and followed him upstairs.

There was a sense of awe about the place that made it hard to speak any other way. Gabriel whispered, “Yes,” and followed him upstairs.

Everything was just as they had seen it last. There was a sense of closeness from the exclusion of fresh air, and a gloom and heaviness around, as though long imprisonment had made the very silence sad. The homely hangings of the beds and windows had begun to droop; the dust lay thick upon their dwindling folds; and damps had made their way through ceiling, wall, and floor. The boards creaked beneath their tread, as if resenting the unaccustomed intrusion; nimble spiders, paralysed by the taper’s glare, checked the motion of their hundred legs upon the wall, or dropped like lifeless things upon the ground; the death-watch ticked; and the scampering feet of rats and mice rattled behind the wainscot.

Everything looked just like they had seen it last. There was an uncomfortable closeness from the lack of fresh air, and a gloomy heaviness in the atmosphere, as if the long confinement had made even the silence feel sad. The cozy curtains on the beds and windows had started to sag; thick dust covered their dwindling folds; and moisture had seeped through the ceiling, walls, and floor. The floorboards creaked under their footsteps, as if they were annoyed by the unexpected intrusion; quick spiders, stunned by the candle's light, froze their many legs against the wall, or fell like lifeless objects onto the ground; the death-watch beetle clicked away; and the scurrying feet of rats and mice rustled behind the panels.

As they looked about them on the decaying furniture, it was strange to find how vividly it presented those to whom it had belonged, and with whom it was once familiar. Grip seemed to perch again upon his high-backed chair; Barnaby to crouch in his old favourite corner by the fire; the mother to resume her usual seat, and watch him as of old. Even when they could separate these objects from the phantoms of the mind which they invoked, the latter only glided out of sight, but lingered near them still; for then they seemed to lurk in closets and behind the doors, ready to start out and suddenly accost them in well-remembered tones.

As they looked around at the worn-out furniture, it was odd how clearly it reminded them of the people who once owned it and with whom it was once familiar. Grip seemed to sit again in his high-backed chair; Barnaby crouched in his old favorite spot by the fire; the mother settled back into her usual seat, watching him like she used to. Even when they managed to separate these items from the memories they stirred, those memories just slipped out of view but stayed close by; it felt like they were hiding in closets and behind doors, ready to jump out and greet them in familiar voices.

They went downstairs, and again into the room they had just now left. Mr Haredale unbuckled his sword and laid it on the table, with a pair of pocket pistols; then told the locksmith he would light him to the door.

They went downstairs and back into the room they had just left. Mr. Haredale unbuckled his sword and placed it on the table, along with a pair of pocket pistols; then he told the locksmith he would show him to the door.

‘But this is a dull place, sir,’ said Gabriel lingering; ‘may no one share your watch?’

‘But this is a boring place, sir,’ said Gabriel hesitantly; ‘can’t anyone take your watch?’

He shook his head, and so plainly evinced his wish to be alone, that Gabriel could say no more. In another moment the locksmith was standing in the street, whence he could see that the light once more travelled upstairs, and soon returning to the room below, shone brightly through the chinks of the shutters.

He shook his head, and so clearly showed that he wanted to be alone, that Gabriel knew he couldn’t say anything more. A moment later, the locksmith was standing in the street, where he could see the light moving upstairs again, and soon it came back to the room below, shining brightly through the cracks in the shutters.

If ever man were sorely puzzled and perplexed, the locksmith was, that night. Even when snugly seated by his own fireside, with Mrs Varden opposite in a nightcap and night-jacket, and Dolly beside him (in a most distracting dishabille) curling her hair, and smiling as if she had never cried in all her life and never could—even then, with Toby at his elbow and his pipe in his mouth, and Miggs (but that perhaps was not much) falling asleep in the background, he could not quite discard his wonder and uneasiness. So in his dreams—still there was Mr Haredale, haggard and careworn, listening in the solitary house to every sound that stirred, with the taper shining through the chinks until the day should turn it pale and end his lonely watching.

If there ever was a man who was deeply puzzled and confused, it was the locksmith that night. Even while comfortably seated by his own fireplace, with Mrs. Varden across from him in a nightcap and nightgown, and Dolly next to him (in a very distracting outfit) curling her hair and smiling like she had never cried in her life and never would—even then, with Toby at his side and his pipe in his mouth, and Miggs (though maybe that didn't mean much) dozing off in the background, he couldn't shake off his wonder and unease. So in his dreams—Mr. Haredale was still there, looking worn out and anxious, listening in the empty house for every sound that made a noise, with the candlelight flickering through the cracks until daylight would come and make it dim, ending his long watch.

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Chapter 43

Next morning brought no satisfaction to the locksmith’s thoughts, nor next day, nor the next, nor many others. Often after nightfall he entered the street, and turned his eyes towards the well-known house; and as surely as he did so, there was the solitary light, still gleaming through the crevices of the window-shutter, while all within was motionless, noiseless, cheerless, as a grave. Unwilling to hazard Mr Haredale’s favour by disobeying his strict injunction, he never ventured to knock at the door or to make his presence known in any way. But whenever strong interest and curiosity attracted him to the spot—which was not seldom—the light was always there.

The next morning brought no satisfaction to the locksmith’s thoughts, nor the next day, nor the one after that, nor for many days to come. Often after nightfall, he would walk into the street and look toward the familiar house; and as sure as he did, there was the solitary light, still shining through the cracks of the window shutter, while everything inside was still, silent, and gloomy, like a grave. Not wanting to risk losing Mr. Haredale’s favor by disobeying his strict orders, he never dared to knock on the door or reveal his presence in any way. But whenever strong interest and curiosity pulled him to the spot—which was quite often—the light was always there.

If he could have known what passed within, the knowledge would have yielded him no clue to this mysterious vigil. At twilight, Mr Haredale shut himself up, and at daybreak he came forth. He never missed a night, always came and went alone, and never varied his proceedings in the least degree.

If he had any idea of what was going on inside, that knowledge wouldn’t have given him any hints about this strange watch. At dusk, Mr. Haredale isolated himself, and at dawn, he emerged. He never skipped a night, always came and went by himself, and never changed his routine even a little bit.

The manner of his watch was this. At dusk, he entered the house in the same way as when the locksmith bore him company, kindled a light, went through the rooms, and narrowly examined them. That done, he returned to the chamber on the ground-floor, and laying his sword and pistols on the table, sat by it until morning.

The way he kept watch was like this. At dusk, he entered the house just like when the locksmith was with him, lit a lamp, went through the rooms, and checked them carefully. Once he finished, he returned to the room on the ground floor, placed his sword and pistols on the table, and sat there until morning.

He usually had a book with him, and often tried to read, but never fixed his eyes or thoughts upon it for five minutes together. The slightest noise without doors, caught his ear; a step upon the pavement seemed to make his heart leap.

He usually carried a book with him and often tried to read, but he never focused his eyes or thoughts on it for more than five minutes at a time. The smallest noise outside caught his attention; a footstep on the pavement made his heart race.

He was not without some refreshment during the long lonely hours; generally carrying in his pocket a sandwich of bread and meat, and a small flask of wine. The latter diluted with large quantities of water, he drank in a heated, feverish way, as though his throat were dried; but he scarcely ever broke his fast, by so much as a crumb of bread.

He had some snacks to keep him company during the long, lonely hours; he usually carried a sandwich of bread and meat in his pocket and a small flask of wine. He would mix the wine with a lot of water and drank it in a heated, thirsty way, as if his throat were dry; however, he hardly ever ate anything, not even a crumb of bread.

If this voluntary sacrifice of sleep and comfort had its origin, as the locksmith on consideration was disposed to think, in any superstitious expectation of the fulfilment of a dream or vision connected with the event on which he had brooded for so many years, and if he waited for some ghostly visitor who walked abroad when men lay sleeping in their beds, he showed no trace of fear or wavering. His stern features expressed inflexible resolution; his brows were puckered, and his lips compressed, with deep and settled purpose; and when he started at a noise and listened, it was not with the start of fear but hope, and catching up his sword as though the hour had come at last, he would clutch it in his tight-clenched hand, and listen with sparkling eyes and eager looks, until it died away.

If this voluntary sacrifice of sleep and comfort came from, as the locksmith began to believe, some superstitious hope about a dream or vision related to the event he had pondered for years, and if he was waiting for some ghostly visitor who roamed while others slept, he showed no sign of fear or doubt. His serious face showed strong determination; his brows were furrowed, and his lips were pressed tightly together, reflecting deep and steady purpose. When he jumped at a noise and listened, it wasn’t a jump of fear but of hope. Grabbing his sword as if the moment had finally arrived, he would hold it tightly in his clenched hand, listening with bright eyes and eager anticipation until the sound faded away.

These disappointments were numerous, for they ensued on almost every sound, but his constancy was not shaken. Still, every night he was at his post, the same stern, sleepless, sentinel; and still night passed, and morning dawned, and he must watch again.

These disappointments happened often, as they followed almost every sound, but he remained steadfast. Still, every night he was at his post, the same serious, sleepless guard; and still night passed, and morning came, and he had to watch again.

This went on for weeks; he had taken a lodging at Vauxhall in which to pass the day and rest himself; and from this place, when the tide served, he usually came to London Bridge from Westminster by water, in order that he might avoid the busy streets.

This went on for weeks; he had rented a place at Vauxhall to spend the day and rest; and from there, when the tide was right, he typically traveled to London Bridge from Westminster by water, so he could avoid the crowded streets.

One evening, shortly before twilight, he came his accustomed road upon the river’s bank, intending to pass through Westminster Hall into Palace Yard, and there take boat to London Bridge as usual. There was a pretty large concourse of people assembled round the Houses of Parliament, looking at the members as they entered and departed, and giving vent to rather noisy demonstrations of approval or dislike, according to their known opinions. As he made his way among the throng, he heard once or twice the No-Popery cry, which was then becoming pretty familiar to the ears of most men; but holding it in very slight regard, and observing that the idlers were of the lowest grade, he neither thought nor cared about it, but made his way along, with perfect indifference.

One evening, just before dusk, he walked his usual route along the riverbank, planning to go through Westminster Hall and into Palace Yard, then take a boat to London Bridge as usual. A quite large crowd had gathered around the Houses of Parliament, watching the members as they came and went, making loud shows of approval or disapproval based on their known opinions. As he navigated through the crowd, he heard the "No-Popery" chant a couple of times, which was becoming familiar to most people; however, he paid it little attention, noting that the bystanders were of the lowest sort, and he neither thought about it nor cared, continuing on with complete indifference.

There were many little knots and groups of persons in Westminster Hall: some few looking upward at its noble ceiling, and at the rays of evening light, tinted by the setting sun, which streamed in aslant through its small windows, and growing dimmer by degrees, were quenched in the gathering gloom below; some, noisy passengers, mechanics going home from work, and otherwise, who hurried quickly through, waking the echoes with their voices, and soon darkening the small door in the distance, as they passed into the street beyond; some, in busy conference together on political or private matters, pacing slowly up and down with eyes that sought the ground, and seeming, by their attitudes, to listen earnestly from head to foot. Here, a dozen squabbling urchins made a very Babel in the air; there, a solitary man, half clerk, half mendicant, paced up and down with hungry dejection in his look and gait; at his elbow passed an errand-lad, swinging his basket round and round, and with his shrill whistle riving the very timbers of the roof; while a more observant schoolboy, half-way through, pocketed his ball, and eyed the distant beadle as he came looming on. It was that time of evening when, if you shut your eyes and open them again, the darkness of an hour appears to have gathered in a second. The smooth-worn pavement, dusty with footsteps, still called upon the lofty walls to reiterate the shuffle and the tread of feet unceasingly, save when the closing of some heavy door resounded through the building like a clap of thunder, and drowned all other noises in its rolling sound.

There were many small clusters of people in Westminster Hall: a few looked up at its impressive ceiling and at the beams of evening light, colored by the setting sun, streaming in at an angle through its small windows, growing dimmer gradually until they were swallowed by the encroaching darkness below; others, chatty passersby, workers heading home, rushed through, causing echoes with their voices, and soon darkening the small door in the distance as they exited into the street beyond; some were engaged in busy discussions about political or personal matters, pacing up and down with their eyes downcast, seeming to listen intently with their whole bodies. Here, a dozen bickering kids created a loud racket; there, a solitary man, part clerk, part beggar, walked back and forth with a look and demeanor of hungry despair; as he passed, an errand boy swung his basket around and whistled sharply, making the very beams of the roof vibrate; meanwhile, a more observant schoolboy, halfway through, put away his ball and watched the approaching beadle. It was that time of evening when, if you closed your eyes and opened them again, the darkness of an hour seemed to gather in an instant. The well-worn pavement, dusty from countless footsteps, still invited the lofty walls to echo the shuffle and tread of feet endlessly, except when the closing of a heavy door thundered through the building, drowning out all other sounds with its booming noise.

Mr Haredale, glancing only at such of these groups as he passed nearest to, and then in a manner betokening that his thoughts were elsewhere, had nearly traversed the Hall, when two persons before him caught his attention. One of these, a gentleman in elegant attire, carried in his hand a cane, which he twirled in a jaunty manner as he loitered on; the other, an obsequious, crouching, fawning figure, listened to what he said—at times throwing in a humble word himself—and, with his shoulders shrugged up to his ears, rubbed his hands submissively, or answered at intervals by an inclination of the head, half-way between a nod of acquiescence, and a bow of most profound respect.

Mr. Haredale, only glancing at the groups he passed by and clearly lost in thought, had almost crossed the Hall when two people in front of him caught his eye. One was a sharply dressed man who casually twirled a cane as he lingered; the other was a sycophantic, crouching figure who listened attentively, occasionally chiming in with a modest comment. He kept his shoulders hunched up to his ears, rubbed his hands nervously, and responded every so often with a move of his head that was a mix between a nod of agreement and a deep, respectful bow.

In the abstract there was nothing very remarkable in this pair, for servility waiting on a handsome suit of clothes and a cane—not to speak of gold and silver sticks, or wands of office—is common enough. But there was that about the well-dressed man, yes, and about the other likewise, which struck Mr Haredale with no pleasant feeling. He hesitated, stopped, and would have stepped aside and turned out of his path, but at the moment, the other two faced about quickly, and stumbled upon him before he could avoid them.

In the big picture, there was nothing particularly remarkable about this pair, since people often fawn over a sharp outfit and a cane—not to mention fancy walking sticks or official wands. However, there was something about the well-dressed man, and the other as well, that left Mr. Haredale feeling uneasy. He hesitated, paused, and almost stepped aside to avoid them, but just then, the other two quickly turned around and bumped into him before he could get away.

The gentleman with the cane lifted his hat and had begun to tender an apology, which Mr Haredale had begun as hastily to acknowledge and walk away, when he stopped short and cried, ‘Haredale! Gad bless me, this is strange indeed!’

The man with the cane tipped his hat and started to say sorry, which Mr. Haredale quickly began to acknowledge before turning to leave, when he suddenly stopped and exclaimed, ‘Haredale! Goodness, this is really strange!’

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‘It is,’ he returned impatiently; ‘yes—a—’

‘It is,’ he replied impatiently; ‘yes—a—’

‘My dear friend,’ cried the other, detaining him, ‘why such great speed? One minute, Haredale, for the sake of old acquaintance.’

‘My dear friend,’ the other exclaimed, stopping him, ‘why are you in such a hurry? Just give me a minute, Haredale, for the sake of our old friendship.’

‘I am in haste,’ he said. ‘Neither of us has sought this meeting. Let it be a brief one. Good night!’

‘I’m in a hurry,’ he said. ‘Neither of us asked for this meeting. Let’s keep it short. Good night!’

‘Fie, fie!’ replied Sir John (for it was he), ‘how very churlish! We were speaking of you. Your name was on my lips—perhaps you heard me mention it? No? I am sorry for that. I am really sorry.—You know our friend here, Haredale? This is really a most remarkable meeting!’

"Come on, come on!" replied Sir John (for it was him), "how rude! We were just talking about you. Your name was on my lips—maybe you heard me say it? No? I'm sorry about that. I really am sorry. You know our friend here, Haredale? This is truly an extraordinary meeting!"

The friend, plainly very ill at ease, had made bold to press Sir John’s arm, and to give him other significant hints that he was desirous of avoiding this introduction. As it did not suit Sir John’s purpose, however, that it should be evaded, he appeared quite unconscious of these silent remonstrances, and inclined his hand towards him, as he spoke, to call attention to him more particularly.

The friend, clearly uncomfortable, had taken the liberty of gripping Sir John’s arm and giving him other obvious hints that he wanted to skip this introduction. However, since it didn't align with Sir John’s intentions to avoid it, he acted as if he was completely unaware of these unspoken objections and gestured towards him as he spoke to draw more attention to him.

The friend, therefore, had nothing for it, but to muster up the pleasantest smile he could, and to make a conciliatory bow, as Mr Haredale turned his eyes upon him. Seeing that he was recognised, he put out his hand in an awkward and embarrassed manner, which was not mended by its contemptuous rejection.

The friend had no choice but to put on the biggest smile he could and give a friendly bow as Mr. Haredale looked at him. Realizing he was acknowledged, he reached out his hand in a clumsy and shy way, which didn’t help when it was rejected with disdain.

‘Mr Gashford!’ said Haredale, coldly. ‘It is as I have heard then. You have left the darkness for the light, sir, and hate those whose opinions you formerly held, with all the bitterness of a renegade. You are an honour, sir, to any cause. I wish the one you espouse at present, much joy of the acquisition it has made.’

‘Mr. Gashford!’ said Haredale, coldly. ‘So it’s true, then. You’ve moved from darkness to light, and you despise those whose views you once shared, with all the bitterness of a turncoat. You’re a credit, sir, to any cause. I wish the one you support now, all the best with the new addition it has made.’

The secretary rubbed his hands and bowed, as though he would disarm his adversary by humbling himself before him. Sir John Chester again exclaimed, with an air of great gaiety, ‘Now, really, this is a most remarkable meeting!’ and took a pinch of snuff with his usual self-possession.

The secretary rubbed his hands and bowed, as if trying to disarm his opponent by humbling himself. Sir John Chester once again exclaimed, with a cheerful demeanor, "Now, this is truly a remarkable meeting!" and took a pinch of snuff with his usual confidence.

‘Mr Haredale,’ said Gashford, stealthily raising his eyes, and letting them drop again when they met the other’s steady gaze, ‘is too conscientious, too honourable, too manly, I am sure, to attach unworthy motives to an honest change of opinions, even though it implies a doubt of those he holds himself. Mr Haredale is too just, too generous, too clear-sighted in his moral vision, to—’

‘Mr. Haredale,’ Gashford said, raising his eyes cautiously and looking away when they met the other man’s steady gaze, ‘is too conscientious, too honorable, too manly, I’m sure, to assume unworthy motives behind a sincere change of opinions, even if it suggests a doubt about his own beliefs. Mr. Haredale is too just, too generous, too clear-sighted in his moral understanding to—’

‘Yes, sir?’ he rejoined with a sarcastic smile, finding the secretary stopped. ‘You were saying’—

‘Yes, sir?’ he replied with a sarcastic smile, noticing the secretary had paused. ‘You were saying—’

Gashford meekly shrugged his shoulders, and looking on the ground again, was silent.

Gashford quietly shrugged his shoulders, and looking at the ground again, stayed silent.

‘No, but let us really,’ interposed Sir John at this juncture, ‘let us really, for a moment, contemplate the very remarkable character of this meeting. Haredale, my dear friend, pardon me if I think you are not sufficiently impressed with its singularity. Here we stand, by no previous appointment or arrangement, three old schoolfellows, in Westminster Hall; three old boarders in a remarkably dull and shady seminary at Saint Omer’s, where you, being Catholics and of necessity educated out of England, were brought up; and where I, being a promising young Protestant at that time, was sent to learn the French tongue from a native of Paris!’

"No, but let’s really," interjected Sir John at this point, "let’s take a moment to consider the really remarkable nature of this meeting. Haredale, my dear friend, forgive me if I think you aren’t quite grasping how unusual this is. Here we are, without any prior appointment or arrangement, three old schoolmates, in Westminster Hall; three former boarders in a rather dull and dreary school at Saint Omer’s, where you, being Catholics and needing to be educated outside England, were raised; and where I, as a promising young Protestant at that time, was sent to learn French from a native Parisian!"

‘Add to the singularity, Sir John,’ said Mr Haredale, ‘that some of you Protestants of promise are at this moment leagued in yonder building, to prevent our having the surpassing and unheard-of privilege of teaching our children to read and write—here—in this land, where thousands of us enter your service every year, and to preserve the freedom of which, we die in bloody battles abroad, in heaps: and that others of you, to the number of some thousands as I learn, are led on to look on all men of my creed as wolves and beasts of prey, by this man Gashford. Add to it besides the bare fact that this man lives in society, walks the streets in broad day—I was about to say, holds up his head, but that he does not—and it will be strange, and very strange, I grant you.’

“On top of that, Sir John,” Mr. Haredale said, “some of you promising Protestants are right now gathered in that building to stop us from having the incredible and unheard-of privilege of teaching our children to read and write—here—in this country, where thousands of us join your workforce every year, and to protect the freedom for which we die in bloody battles overseas, in droves. And there are others among you, numbering in the thousands from what I hear, who are influenced by this man Gashford to see all people of my faith as wolves and predators. Additionally, let’s not forget that this man lives in society, walks the streets in broad daylight—I was about to say he holds his head high, but he doesn’t—and it is truly strange, very strange, I admit.”

‘Oh! you are hard upon our friend,’ replied Sir John, with an engaging smile. ‘You are really very hard upon our friend!’

‘Oh! you're being tough on our friend,’ replied Sir John, with a charming smile. ‘You’re really being quite tough on our friend!’

‘Let him go on, Sir John,’ said Gashford, fumbling with his gloves. ‘Let him go on. I can make allowances, Sir John. I am honoured with your good opinion, and I can dispense with Mr Haredale’s. Mr Haredale is a sufferer from the penal laws, and I can’t expect his favour.’

‘Let him continue, Sir John,’ said Gashford, fidgeting with his gloves. ‘Let him continue. I can be understanding, Sir John. I'm grateful for your good opinion, and I can manage without Mr. Haredale’s. Mr. Haredale is a victim of the penal laws, so I can't expect his support.’

‘You have so much of my favour, sir,’ retorted Mr Haredale, with a bitter glance at the third party in their conversation, ‘that I am glad to see you in such good company. You are the essence of your great Association, in yourselves.’

‘You have so much of my favor, sir,’ Mr. Haredale shot back, casting a bitter look at the third person in their conversation, ‘that I’m really pleased to see you in such good company. You embody the essence of your great Association.’

‘Now, there you mistake,’ said Sir John, in his most benignant way. ‘There—which is a most remarkable circumstance for a man of your punctuality and exactness, Haredale—you fall into error. I don’t belong to the body; I have an immense respect for its members, but I don’t belong to it; although I am, it is certainly true, the conscientious opponent of your being relieved. I feel it my duty to be so; it is a most unfortunate necessity; and cost me a bitter struggle.—Will you try this box? If you don’t object to a trifling infusion of a very chaste scent, you’ll find its flavour exquisite.’

“Now, you’ve got that wrong,” said Sir John, in his most kind way. “There—which is quite surprising for someone as punctual and precise as you, Haredale—you’re mistaken. I’m not part of that group; I have great respect for its members, but I don’t belong to it; although it’s true that I am a strong opponent of your release. I feel it’s my duty to be so; it’s a very unfortunate necessity and has cost me a lot of inner turmoil. —Will you try this box? If you don’t mind a slight hint of a very refined scent, you’ll find its flavor delightful.”

‘I ask your pardon, Sir John,’ said Mr Haredale, declining the proffer with a motion of his hand, ‘for having ranked you among the humble instruments who are obvious and in all men’s sight. I should have done more justice to your genius. Men of your capacity plot in secrecy and safety, and leave exposed posts to the duller wits.’

"I apologize, Sir John," said Mr. Haredale, waving his hand to refuse the offer, "for ranking you among the obvious tools that everyone can see. I should have given more credit to your talent. People like you devise their plans in secret and safety, leaving the obvious roles for those with less insight."

‘Don’t apologise, for the world,’ replied Sir John sweetly; ‘old friends like you and I, may be allowed some freedoms, or the deuce is in it.’

“Don’t apologize for the world,” Sir John replied gently; “old friends like us should be allowed some freedoms, or what’s the point?”

Gashford, who had been very restless all this time, but had not once looked up, now turned to Sir John, and ventured to mutter something to the effect that he must go, or my lord would perhaps be waiting.

Gashford, who had been very restless the entire time but hadn’t looked up once, finally turned to Sir John and mumbled something like he needed to leave or my lord might be waiting.

‘Don’t distress yourself, good sir,’ said Mr Haredale, ‘I’ll take my leave, and put you at your ease—’ which he was about to do without ceremony, when he was stayed by a buzz and murmur at the upper end of the hall, and, looking in that direction, saw Lord George Gordon coming in, with a crowd of people round him.

“Don’t worry, sir,” said Mr. Haredale, “I’ll take my leave and let you relax—” which he was about to do without any formality, when he was interrupted by a buzz and murmur at the far end of the hall. Looking that way, he saw Lord George Gordon entering, surrounded by a crowd of people.

There was a lurking look of triumph, though very differently expressed, in the faces of his two companions, which made it a natural impulse on Mr Haredale’s part not to give way before this leader, but to stand there while he passed. He drew himself up and, clasping his hands behind him, looked on with a proud and scornful aspect, while Lord George slowly advanced (for the press was great about him) towards the spot where they were standing.

There was a hidden look of victory, though shown in a different way, on the faces of his two companions, which made it a natural reaction for Mr. Haredale not to back down before this leader, but to stand his ground as he approached. He straightened himself up and, clasping his hands behind him, watched with a proud and disdainful expression, while Lord George slowly made his way (because there were many people around him) to where they were standing.

He had left the House of Commons but that moment, and had come straight down into the Hall, bringing with him, as his custom was, intelligence of what had been said that night in reference to the Papists, and what petitions had been presented in their favour, and who had supported them, and when the bill was to be brought in, and when it would be advisable to present their own Great Protestant petition. All this he told the persons about him in a loud voice, and with great abundance of ungainly gesture. Those who were nearest him made comments to each other, and vented threats and murmurings; those who were outside the crowd cried, ‘Silence,’ and ‘Stand back,’ or closed in upon the rest, endeavouring to make a forcible exchange of places: and so they came driving on in a very disorderly and irregular way, as it is the manner of a crowd to do.

He had just left the House of Commons and had come straight down into the Hall, bringing with him, as was his habit, news about what had been discussed that night regarding the Papists, what petitions had been presented on their behalf, who had supported them, when the bill was going to be introduced, and when it would be best to present their own Great Protestant petition. He shared all this with those around him in a loud voice and with plenty of awkward gestures. Those closest to him commented to one another, expressing threats and murmurs; those outside the crowd shouted, 'Silence!' and 'Step back!' or pushed forward, trying to force a change in places. And so they moved forward in a very chaotic and irregular manner, as crowds tend to do.

When they were very near to where the secretary, Sir John, and Mr Haredale stood, Lord George turned round and, making a few remarks of a sufficiently violent and incoherent kind, concluded with the usual sentiment, and called for three cheers to back it. While these were in the act of being given with great energy, he extricated himself from the press, and stepped up to Gashford’s side. Both he and Sir John being well known to the populace, they fell back a little, and left the four standing together.

When they were very close to where the secretary, Sir John, and Mr. Haredale were standing, Lord George turned around and made some pretty intense and jumbled comments, finishing with the usual sentiment and asking for three cheers to support it. As these cheers were being shouted with great enthusiasm, he managed to get out of the crowd and moved over to Gashford’s side. Since both he and Sir John were well-known to the crowd, they stepped back a bit, allowing the four of them to stand together.

‘Mr Haredale, Lord George,’ said Sir John Chester, seeing that the nobleman regarded him with an inquisitive look. ‘A Catholic gentleman unfortunately—most unhappily a Catholic—but an esteemed acquaintance of mine, and once of Mr Gashford’s. My dear Haredale, this is Lord George Gordon.’

‘Mr. Haredale, this is Lord George,’ said Sir John Chester, noticing that the nobleman was looking at him curiously. ‘A Catholic gentleman, unfortunately—most unfortunately a Catholic—but a respected acquaintance of mine, and once of Mr. Gashford’s. My dear Haredale, this is Lord George Gordon.’

‘I should have known that, had I been ignorant of his lordship’s person,’ said Mr Haredale. ‘I hope there is but one gentleman in England who, addressing an ignorant and excited throng, would speak of a large body of his fellow-subjects in such injurious language as I heard this moment. For shame, my lord, for shame!’

“I should have realized that, if I hadn’t known who he was,” said Mr. Haredale. “I hope there’s only one gentleman in England who, when talking to an uninformed and agitated crowd, would use such hurtful language about a large group of his fellow citizens as I just heard. For shame, my lord, for shame!”

‘I cannot talk to you, sir,’ replied Lord George in a loud voice, and waving his hand in a disturbed and agitated manner; ‘we have nothing in common.’

"I can't talk to you, sir," replied Lord George loudly, waving his hand in a disturbed and agitated way; "we have nothing in common."

‘We have much in common—many things—all that the Almighty gave us,’ said Mr Haredale; ‘and common charity, not to say common sense and common decency, should teach you to refrain from these proceedings. If every one of those men had arms in their hands at this moment, as they have them in their heads, I would not leave this place without telling you that you disgrace your station.’

‘We have a lot in common—many things—all that the Almighty gave us,’ said Mr. Haredale; ‘and basic kindness, not to mention common sense and decency, should lead you to stop these actions. If every one of those men had weapons in their hands right now, as they do in their minds, I would not leave this place without telling you that you are embarrassing your position.’

‘I don’t hear you, sir,’ he replied in the same manner as before; ‘I can’t hear you. It is indifferent to me what you say. Don’t retort, Gashford,’ for the secretary had made a show of wishing to do so; ‘I can hold no communion with the worshippers of idols.’

‘I can’t hear you, sir,’ he answered like before; ‘I can’t hear you. What you say doesn’t matter to me. Don’t snap back, Gashford,’ he added, as the secretary seemed ready to do so; ‘I won’t engage with the followers of idols.’

As he said this, he glanced at Sir John, who lifted his hands and eyebrows, as if deploring the intemperate conduct of Mr Haredale, and smiled in admiration of the crowd and of their leader.

As he said this, he glanced at Sir John, who raised his hands and eyebrows, as if regretting Mr. Haredale's reckless behavior, and smiled admiringly at the crowd and their leader.

‘HE retort!’ cried Haredale. ‘Look you here, my lord. Do you know this man?’

‘The retort!’ cried Haredale. ‘Look here, my lord. Do you know this man?’

Lord George replied by laying his hand upon the shoulder of his cringing secretary, and viewing him with a smile of confidence.

Lord George responded by placing his hand on the shoulder of his submissive secretary and looking at him with a reassuring smile.

‘This man,’ said Mr Haredale, eyeing him from top to toe, ‘who in his boyhood was a thief, and has been from that time to this, a servile, false, and truckling knave: this man, who has crawled and crept through life, wounding the hands he licked, and biting those he fawned upon: this sycophant, who never knew what honour, truth, or courage meant; who robbed his benefactor’s daughter of her virtue, and married her to break her heart, and did it, with stripes and cruelty: this creature, who has whined at kitchen windows for the broken food, and begged for halfpence at our chapel doors: this apostle of the faith, whose tender conscience cannot bear the altars where his vicious life was publicly denounced—Do you know this man?’

‘This man,’ said Mr. Haredale, looking him up and down, ‘who was a thief as a child, and has since been a submissive, dishonest, and groveling coward: this man, who has crawled through life, hurting the hands he licked and biting those he flattered: this sycophant, who never understood what honor, truth, or courage means; who stole his benefactor’s daughter’s virtue and married her to break her heart, and did so with cruelty and violence: this creature, who has begged at kitchen windows for leftover food and asked for pennies at our chapel doors: this supposed man of faith, whose delicate conscience can’t handle the altars where his wicked life was publicly exposed—Do you know this man?’

‘Oh, really—you are very, very hard upon our friend!’ exclaimed Sir John.

‘Oh, really—you’re being very tough on our friend!’ exclaimed Sir John.

‘Let Mr Haredale go on,’ said Gashford, upon whose unwholesome face the perspiration had broken out during this speech, in blotches of wet; ‘I don’t mind him, Sir John; it’s quite as indifferent to me what he says, as it is to my lord. If he reviles my lord, as you have heard, Sir John, how can I hope to escape?’

‘Let Mr. Haredale continue,’ said Gashford, whose sweaty face had become blotchy during this speech. ‘I don’t care what he says, Sir John; it’s just as unimportant to me as it is to my lord. If he criticizes my lord, as you’ve heard, Sir John, how can I expect to avoid trouble?’

‘Is it not enough, my lord,’ Mr Haredale continued, ‘that I, as good a gentleman as you, must hold my property, such as it is, by a trick at which the state connives because of these hard laws; and that we may not teach our youth in schools the common principles of right and wrong; but must we be denounced and ridden by such men as this! Here is a man to head your No-Popery cry! For shame. For shame!’

‘Is it not enough, my lord,’ Mr. Haredale continued, ‘that I, just as good a gentleman as you, have to hold my property, whatever it may be, through a scheme that the government allows because of these unfair laws; and that we can’t teach our youth in schools the basic principles of right and wrong; but must we be criticized and controlled by men like this! Here’s a guy to lead your No-Popery campaign! How disgraceful. How disgraceful!’

The infatuated nobleman had glanced more than once at Sir John Chester, as if to inquire whether there was any truth in these statements concerning Gashford, and Sir John had as often plainly answered by a shrug or look, ‘Oh dear me! no.’ He now said, in the same loud key, and in the same strange manner as before:

The lovesick nobleman had looked at Sir John Chester more than once, as if to ask if there was any truth to the claims about Gashford, and Sir John had just as often replied clearly with a shrug or a look, ‘Oh dear me! no.’ He now spoke again, in the same loud tone and in the same odd way as before:

‘I have nothing to say, sir, in reply, and no desire to hear anything more. I beg you won’t obtrude your conversation, or these personal attacks, upon me. I shall not be deterred from doing my duty to my country and my countrymen, by any such attempts, whether they proceed from emissaries of the Pope or not, I assure you. Come, Gashford!’

‘I have nothing to say, sir, in response, and I don’t want to hear anything more. Please don’t force your conversation or these personal attacks on me. I won’t be discouraged from doing my duty to my country and my fellow citizens by any such attempts, whether they come from the Pope's envoys or not, I assure you. Come on, Gashford!’

They had walked on a few paces while speaking, and were now at the Hall-door, through which they passed together. Mr Haredale, without any leave-taking, turned away to the river stairs, which were close at hand, and hailed the only boatman who remained there.

They had moved a short distance while talking and were now at the front door, which they went through together. Mr. Haredale, without saying goodbye, turned towards the river stairs nearby and called out to the only boatman who was still there.

But the throng of people—the foremost of whom had heard every word that Lord George Gordon said, and among all of whom the rumour had been rapidly dispersed that the stranger was a Papist who was bearding him for his advocacy of the popular cause—came pouring out pell-mell, and, forcing the nobleman, his secretary, and Sir John Chester on before them, so that they appeared to be at their head, crowded to the top of the stairs where Mr Haredale waited until the boat was ready, and there stood still, leaving him on a little clear space by himself.

But the crowd of people—the first of whom had heard everything Lord George Gordon said, and among all of whom the rumor had quickly spread that the stranger was a Catholic challenging him for supporting the popular cause—came rushing out all at once, pushing the nobleman, his secretary, and Sir John Chester ahead of them, so they seemed to be leading the way. They crowded to the top of the stairs where Mr. Haredale was waiting for the boat to be ready, leaving him in a small clear space by himself.

They were not silent, however, though inactive. At first some indistinct mutterings arose among them, which were followed by a hiss or two, and these swelled by degrees into a perfect storm. Then one voice said, ‘Down with the Papists!’ and there was a pretty general cheer, but nothing more. After a lull of a few moments, one man cried out, ‘Stone him;’ another, ‘Duck him;’ another, in a stentorian voice, ‘No Popery!’ This favourite cry the rest re-echoed, and the mob, which might have been two hundred strong, joined in a general shout.

They weren’t silent, though they weren’t doing anything either. At first, there were some unclear mumblings among them, which were followed by a hiss or two, and these gradually grew into a complete uproar. Then one voice shouted, ‘Down with the Papists!’ and there was a general cheer, but nothing more. After a brief pause, one man yelled, ‘Stone him;’ another shouted, ‘Duck him;’ and another, in a loud voice, cried out, ‘No Popery!’ This popular chant was echoed by the others, and the crowd, which might have been about two hundred strong, joined in a united shout.

Mr Haredale had stood calmly on the brink of the steps, until they made this demonstration, when he looked round contemptuously, and walked at a slow pace down the stairs. He was pretty near the boat, when Gashford, as if without intention, turned about, and directly afterwards a great stone was thrown by some hand, in the crowd, which struck him on the head, and made him stagger like a drunken man.

Mr. Haredale had been standing calmly at the top of the steps until they made this show of force, at which point he looked around with disdain and slowly walked down the stairs. He was almost at the boat when Gashford, seemingly without purpose, turned around, and soon after, a large stone was thrown by someone in the crowd, hitting him on the head and making him stumble like a drunk.

The blood sprung freely from the wound, and trickled down his coat. He turned directly, and rushing up the steps with a boldness and passion which made them all fall back, demanded:

The blood flowed freely from the wound and dripped down his coat. He turned around and, rushing up the steps with a confidence and intensity that made everyone step back, demanded:

‘Who did that? Show me the man who hit me.’

‘Who did that? Show me the guy who hit me.’

Not a soul moved; except some in the rear who slunk off, and, escaping to the other side of the way, looked on like indifferent spectators.

Not a soul moved; except for a few in the back who slipped away and, making their way to the other side of the street, watched like uninterested spectators.

‘Who did that?’ he repeated. ‘Show me the man who did it. Dog, was it you? It was your deed, if not your hand—I know you.’

‘Who did that?’ he asked again. ‘Show me the man who did it. Dog, was it you? It was your act, if not your hand—I know you.’

He threw himself on Gashford as he said the words, and hurled him to the ground. There was a sudden motion in the crowd, and some laid hands upon him, but his sword was out, and they fell off again.

He lunged at Gashford as he said the words and knocked him to the ground. The crowd reacted suddenly, and some grabbed him, but he drew his sword, and they backed off again.

‘My lord—Sir John,’—he cried, ‘draw, one of you—you are responsible for this outrage, and I look to you. Draw, if you are gentlemen.’ With that he struck Sir John upon the breast with the flat of his weapon, and with a burning face and flashing eyes stood upon his guard; alone, before them all.

‘My lord—Sir John,’ he shouted, ‘draw, one of you—you’re responsible for this outrage, and I’m counting on you. Draw, if you’re gentlemen.’ With that, he hit Sir John in the chest with the flat of his weapon, and with a heated face and intense eyes, he stood ready to fight; alone, before them all.

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For an instant, for the briefest space of time the mind can readily conceive, there was a change in Sir John’s smooth face, such as no man ever saw there. The next moment, he stepped forward, and laid one hand on Mr Haredale’s arm, while with the other he endeavoured to appease the crowd.

For a moment, in the shortest amount of time the mind can easily imagine, Sir John’s usually calm face showed a change that no one had ever seen before. The next moment, he took a step forward and placed one hand on Mr. Haredale’s arm while using the other to try to calm the crowd.

‘My dear friend, my good Haredale, you are blinded with passion—it’s very natural, extremely natural—but you don’t know friends from foes.’

‘My dear friend, my good Haredale, you're blinded by passion—it's very understandable, really—but you can't tell your friends from your enemies.’

‘I know them all, sir, I can distinguish well—’ he retorted, almost mad with rage. ‘Sir John, Lord George—do you hear me? Are you cowards?’

'I know them all, sir, I can tell them apart really well—' he shot back, nearly out of his mind with anger. 'Sir John, Lord George—do you hear me? Are you too afraid?'

‘Never mind, sir,’ said a man, forcing his way between and pushing him towards the stairs with friendly violence, ‘never mind asking that. For God’s sake, get away. What CAN you do against this number? And there are as many more in the next street, who’ll be round directly,’—indeed they began to pour in as he said the words—‘you’d be giddy from that cut, in the first heat of a scuffle. Now do retire, sir, or take my word for it you’ll be worse used than you would be if every man in the crowd was a woman, and that woman Bloody Mary. Come, sir, make haste—as quick as you can.’

“Don’t worry about it, sir,” a man said, pushing his way through and guiding him toward the stairs with a firm nudge. “Seriously, just go. What can you do against all these people? And there are just as many more in the next street who’ll be here any second,”—and indeed they started to come in as he spoke—“you’d be disoriented from that injury in the chaos of a fight. Now, please leave, sir, or trust me, you’ll be treated worse than you would be if every person in this crowd were a woman, and that woman was Bloody Mary. Come on, hurry up—move as fast as you can.”

Mr Haredale, who began to turn faint and sick, felt how sensible this advice was, and descended the steps with his unknown friend’s assistance. John Grueby (for John it was) helped him into the boat, and giving her a shove off, which sent her thirty feet into the tide, bade the waterman pull away like a Briton; and walked up again as composedly as if he had just landed.

Mr. Haredale, feeling dizzy and unwell, realized how wise this advice was and went down the steps with the help of his unknown friend. John Grueby (yes, it was John) assisted him into the boat, then pushed it off, sending it thirty feet into the tide, and told the waterman to row away like a true Brit. He then walked back up as calmly as if he had just arrived.

There was at first a slight disposition on the part of the mob to resent this interference; but John looking particularly strong and cool, and wearing besides Lord George’s livery, they thought better of it, and contented themselves with sending a shower of small missiles after the boat, which plashed harmlessly in the water; for she had by this time cleared the bridge, and was darting swiftly down the centre of the stream.

At first, the crowd was a bit annoyed by this interference, but seeing John looking strong and calm, and wearing Lord George’s uniform, they reconsidered and settled for throwing a bunch of small objects at the boat, which splashed harmlessly into the water. By this time, the boat had cleared the bridge and was quickly racing down the middle of the stream.

From this amusement, they proceeded to giving Protestant knocks at the doors of private houses, breaking a few lamps, and assaulting some stray constables. But, it being whispered that a detachment of Life Guards had been sent for, they took to their heels with great expedition, and left the street quite clear.

From this fun, they moved on to knocking on the doors of private homes, breaking a few lamps, and attacking some random police officers. However, when they heard a rumor that a group of Life Guards was coming, they quickly ran away and left the street totally clear.





Chapter 44

When the concourse separated, and, dividing into chance clusters, drew off in various directions, there still remained upon the scene of the late disturbance, one man. This man was Gashford, who, bruised by his late fall, and hurt in a much greater degree by the indignity he had undergone, and the exposure of which he had been the victim, limped up and down, breathing curses and threats of vengeance.

When the crowd broke apart, splitting into random groups and moving off in different directions, one man still stood at the scene of the recent chaos. This man was Gashford, who, sore from his earlier fall and even more wounded by the humiliation he had suffered, and the exposure he had experienced, limped back and forth, muttering curses and threats of revenge.

It was not the secretary’s nature to waste his wrath in words. While he vented the froth of his malevolence in those effusions, he kept a steady eye on two men, who, having disappeared with the rest when the alarm was spread, had since returned, and were now visible in the moonlight, at no great distance, as they walked to and fro, and talked together.

It wasn’t in the secretary’s nature to waste his anger on words. While he expressed his bitterness in those outbursts, he kept a close watch on two men who, after vanishing with the others when the alarm went off, had come back and were now visible in the moonlight, walking back and forth and talking to each other.

He made no move towards them, but waited patiently on the dark side of the street, until they were tired of strolling backwards and forwards and walked away in company. Then he followed, but at some distance: keeping them in view, without appearing to have that object, or being seen by them.

He didn’t approach them but waited quietly in the shadows of the street until they got bored of walking back and forth and left together. Then he followed them, but from a distance, keeping them in sight without making it obvious or letting them notice him.

They went up Parliament Street, past Saint Martin’s church, and away by Saint Giles’s to Tottenham Court Road, at the back of which, upon the western side, was then a place called the Green Lanes. This was a retired spot, not of the choicest kind, leading into the fields. Great heaps of ashes; stagnant pools, overgrown with rank grass and duckweed; broken turnstiles; and the upright posts of palings long since carried off for firewood, which menaced all heedless walkers with their jagged and rusty nails; were the leading features of the landscape: while here and there a donkey, or a ragged horse, tethered to a stake, and cropping off a wretched meal from the coarse stunted turf, were quite in keeping with the scene, and would have suggested (if the houses had not done so, sufficiently, of themselves) how very poor the people were who lived in the crazy huts adjacent, and how foolhardy it might prove for one who carried money, or wore decent clothes, to walk that way alone, unless by daylight.

They walked up Parliament Street, past Saint Martin’s church, and continued by Saint Giles’s to Tottenham Court Road, where there was a place called the Green Lanes on the western side. This was a quiet area, not very nice, leading into the fields. There were big piles of ashes; stagnant puddles filled with thick grass and duckweed; broken turnstiles; and the upright posts of fences long since taken for firewood, which posed a danger to careless walkers with their sharp and rusty nails; these were the main features of the landscape. Here and there, a donkey or a scruffy horse, tied to a stake and nibbling on the rough, patchy grass, blended perfectly into the scene, and they made it clear (if the nearby houses hadn't already) just how poor the people were who lived in the ramshackle huts close by, and how risky it could be for someone with money or wearing nice clothes to walk through that area alone, unless it was during the day.

Poverty has its whims and shows of taste, as wealth has. Some of these cabins were turreted, some had false windows painted on their rotten walls; one had a mimic clock, upon a crazy tower of four feet high, which screened the chimney; each in its little patch of ground had a rude seat or arbour. The population dealt in bones, in rags, in broken glass, in old wheels, in birds, and dogs. These, in their several ways of stowage, filled the gardens; and shedding a perfume, not of the most delicious nature, in the air, filled it besides with yelps, and screams, and howling.

Poverty has its own quirks and sense of style, just like wealth does. Some of these shacks had towers, while others had fake windows painted on their crumbling walls; one even had a mock clock on a rickety four-foot-high tower that covered the chimney. Each had a simple bench or a small arbor in their little yard. The people there traded in bones, rags, broken glass, old wheels, birds, and dogs. These items, stored in various ways, filled the gardens and released a not-so-pleasant smell into the air, which was also filled with yelps, screams, and howls.

Into this retreat, the secretary followed the two men whom he had held in sight; and here he saw them safely lodged, in one of the meanest houses, which was but a room, and that of small dimensions. He waited without, until the sound of their voices, joined in a discordant song, assured him they were making merry; and then approaching the door, by means of a tottering plank which crossed the ditch in front, knocked at it with his hand.

Into this hideaway, the secretary followed the two men he had been watching, and here he found them settled in one of the simplest houses, which was just a small room. He waited outside until he heard their voices, singing a chaotic song together, which confirmed that they were having a good time; then he went up to the door, using a shaky plank that spanned the ditch in front, and knocked on it with his hand.

‘Muster Gashford!’ said the man who opened it, taking his pipe from his mouth, in evident surprise. ‘Why, who’d have thought of this here honour! Walk in, Muster Gashford—walk in, sir.’

‘Mr. Gashford!’ said the man who opened the door, taking his pipe out of his mouth, clearly surprised. ‘Well, who would have thought of this honor! Come in, Mr. Gashford—come in, sir.’

Gashford required no second invitation, and entered with a gracious air. There was a fire in the rusty grate (for though the spring was pretty far advanced, the nights were cold), and on a stool beside it Hugh sat smoking. Dennis placed a chair, his only one, for the secretary, in front of the hearth; and took his seat again upon the stool he had left when he rose to give the visitor admission.

Gashford didn’t need to be asked twice and walked in with a friendly demeanor. There was a fire in the old grate (even though spring was well underway, the nights were still chilly), and Hugh was sitting on a stool beside it, smoking. Dennis set out his only chair for the secretary in front of the fireplace and then took his seat again on the stool he had vacated to let the visitor in.

‘What’s in the wind now, Muster Gashford?’ he said, as he resumed his pipe, and looked at him askew. ‘Any orders from head-quarters? Are we going to begin? What is it, Muster Gashford?’

‘What’s going on now, Muster Gashford?’ he asked, as he picked up his pipe again and glanced at him sideways. ‘Any orders from headquarters? Are we going to get started? What’s up, Muster Gashford?’

‘Oh, nothing, nothing,’ rejoined the secretary, with a friendly nod to Hugh. ‘We have broken the ice, though. We had a little spurt to-day—eh, Dennis?’

‘Oh, nothing, nothing,’ replied the secretary, giving a friendly nod to Hugh. ‘We’ve broken the ice, though. We had a little burst today—right, Dennis?’

‘A very little one,’ growled the hangman. ‘Not half enough for me.’

‘A really tiny one,’ grumbled the hangman. ‘Not nearly enough for me.’

‘Nor me neither!’ cried Hugh. ‘Give us something to do with life in it—with life in it, master. Ha, ha!’

'Not me either!' Hugh shouted. 'Give us something to do with life in it—something with life in it, boss. Ha, ha!'

‘Why, you wouldn’t,’ said the secretary, with his worst expression of face, and in his mildest tones, ‘have anything to do, with—with death in it?’

“Why, you wouldn’t,” said the secretary, with his most disapproving expression and in his calmest voice, “want anything to do with—well—death, would you?”

‘I don’t know that,’ replied Hugh. ‘I’m open to orders. I don’t care; not I.’

"I don't know that," replied Hugh. "I'm open to orders. I don't care; not me."

‘Nor I!’ vociferated Dennis.

"Me neither!" shouted Dennis.

‘Brave fellows!’ said the secretary, in as pastor-like a voice as if he were commending them for some uncommon act of valour and generosity. ‘By the bye’—and here he stopped and warmed his hands: then suddenly looked up—‘who threw that stone to-day?’

‘Brave guys!’ said the secretary, in a voice as if he were praising them for a remarkable act of courage and kindness. ‘By the way’—he paused and warmed his hands, then suddenly looked up—‘who threw that stone today?’

Mr Dennis coughed and shook his head, as who should say, ‘A mystery indeed!’ Hugh sat and smoked in silence.

Mr. Dennis coughed and shook his head, as if to say, ‘A mystery for sure!’ Hugh sat and smoked in silence.

‘It was well done!’ said the secretary, warming his hands again. ‘I should like to know that man.’

"It was well done!" said the secretary, warming his hands again. "I'd like to meet that guy."

‘Would you?’ said Dennis, after looking at his face to assure himself that he was serious. ‘Would you like to know that man, Muster Gashford?’

‘Would you?’ Dennis asked, making sure by looking at his face that he was serious. ‘Would you like to know that man, Muster Gashford?’

‘I should indeed,’ replied the secretary.

‘I definitely should,’ replied the secretary.

‘Why then, Lord love you,’ said the hangman, in his hoarest chuckle, as he pointed with his pipe to Hugh, ‘there he sits. That’s the man. My stars and halters, Muster Gashford,’ he added in a whisper, as he drew his stool close to him and jogged him with his elbow, ‘what a interesting blade he is! He wants as much holding in as a thorough-bred bulldog. If it hadn’t been for me to-day, he’d have had that ‘ere Roman down, and made a riot of it, in another minute.’

"Well then, my goodness," said the hangman, with a rough chuckle, pointing with his pipe at Hugh, "there he is. That's the guy. Goodness gracious, Master Gashford," he added in a low voice, as he moved his stool closer and nudged him with his elbow, "what an interesting character he is! He needs as much restraint as a purebred bulldog. If it hadn't been for me today, he would have taken that Roman down and caused a scene in no time."

‘And why not?’ cried Hugh in a surly voice, as he overheard this last remark. ‘Where’s the good of putting things off? Strike while the iron’s hot; that’s what I say.’

‘And why not?’ Hugh shouted with a grumpy tone when he heard that last comment. ‘What’s the point of delaying things? Strike while the iron’s hot; that’s what I say.’

‘Ah!’ retorted Dennis, shaking his head, with a kind of pity for his friend’s ingenuous youth; ‘but suppose the iron an’t hot, brother! You must get people’s blood up afore you strike, and have ‘em in the humour. There wasn’t quite enough to provoke ‘em to-day, I tell you. If you’d had your way, you’d have spoilt the fun to come, and ruined us.’

‘Ah!’ Dennis replied, shaking his head, feeling a bit sorry for his friend's naive youth. ‘But what if the iron isn’t hot, brother? You’ve got to get people fired up before you take action and get them in the right mood. There wasn’t quite enough to get them riled up today, trust me. If you’d had it your way, you would’ve ruined the excitement ahead and messed things up for us.’

‘Dennis is quite right,’ said Gashford, smoothly. ‘He is perfectly correct. Dennis has great knowledge of the world.’

“Dennis is absolutely right,” said Gashford smoothly. “He is completely correct. Dennis has a wealth of knowledge about the world.”

‘I ought to have, Muster Gashford, seeing what a many people I’ve helped out of it, eh?’ grinned the hangman, whispering the words behind his hand.

"I should have, Mr. Gashford, considering how many people I've helped out of it, right?" the hangman grinned, whispering the words behind his hand.

The secretary laughed at this jest as much as Dennis could desire, and when he had done, said, turning to Hugh:

The secretary laughed at this joke just as Dennis wanted, and when he finished, he turned to Hugh and said:

‘Dennis’s policy was mine, as you may have observed. You saw, for instance, how I fell when I was set upon. I made no resistance. I did nothing to provoke an outbreak. Oh dear no!’

‘Dennis’s policy was mine, as you might have noticed. You saw, for example, how I fell when I was attacked. I didn’t fight back. I did nothing to incite a disturbance. Oh no!’

‘No, by the Lord Harry!’ cried Dennis with a noisy laugh, ‘you went down very quiet, Muster Gashford—and very flat besides. I thinks to myself at the time “it’s all up with Muster Gashford!” I never see a man lay flatter nor more still—with the life in him—than you did to-day. He’s a rough ‘un to play with, is that ‘ere Papist, and that’s the fact.’

‘No way, by Lord Harry!’ shouted Dennis with a loud laugh, ‘you went down pretty quietly, Master Gashford—and pretty flat too. I thought to myself at the time “it’s all over for Master Gashford!” I’ve never seen a man lay flatter or more still—with life in him—than you did today. He’s a tough one to deal with, that Papist, and that’s the truth.’

The secretary’s face, as Dennis roared with laughter, and turned his wrinkled eyes on Hugh who did the like, might have furnished a study for the devil’s picture. He sat quite silent until they were serious again, and then said, looking round:

The secretary’s face, as Dennis laughed loudly and turned his wrinkled eyes on Hugh who did the same, could have inspired a portrait of the devil. He sat quietly until they became serious again, and then said, looking around:

‘We are very pleasant here; so very pleasant, Dennis, that but for my lord’s particular desire that I should sup with him, and the time being very near at hand, I should be inclined to stay, until it would be hardly safe to go homeward. I come upon a little business—yes, I do—as you supposed. It’s very flattering to you; being this. If we ever should be obliged—and we can’t tell, you know—this is a very uncertain world’—

‘We’re having a great time here, Dennis, so great that if it weren’t for my lord’s specific request for me to have dinner with him, and the time being so close, I would probably stay until it would be risky to head back home. I’m here for a small matter—yes, that’s right—as you guessed. It’s quite flattering to you; it’s this. If we ever find ourselves needing to—though who knows, really—this is a very unpredictable world.’

‘I believe you, Muster Gashford,’ interposed the hangman with a grave nod. ‘The uncertainties as I’ve seen in reference to this here state of existence, the unexpected contingencies as have come about!—Oh my eye!’ Feeling the subject much too vast for expression, he puffed at his pipe again, and looked the rest.

‘I believe you, Muster Gashford,’ the hangman said with a serious nod. ‘The uncertainties I’ve noticed about this state of living, the unexpected surprises that have happened!—Oh my goodness!’ Finding the topic too big to talk about, he took another puff from his pipe and let his gaze wander.

‘I say,’ resumed the secretary, in a slow, impressive way; ‘we can’t tell what may come to pass; and if we should be obliged, against our wills, to have recourse to violence, my lord (who has suffered terribly to-day, as far as words can go) consigns to you two—bearing in mind my recommendation of you both, as good staunch men, beyond all doubt and suspicion—the pleasant task of punishing this Haredale. You may do as you please with him, or his, provided that you show no mercy, and no quarter, and leave no two beams of his house standing where the builder placed them. You may sack it, burn it, do with it as you like, but it must come down; it must be razed to the ground; and he, and all belonging to him, left as shelterless as new-born infants whom their mothers have exposed. Do you understand me?’ said Gashford, pausing, and pressing his hands together gently.

“I say,” the secretary continued, in a slow and dramatic manner, “we can’t predict what might happen; and if we are forced, against our will, to resort to violence, my lord (who has suffered greatly today, at least in terms of words) entrusts you two—keeping in mind my recommendation of you both as reliable and trustworthy men—with the unenviable task of punishing this Haredale. You can do whatever you want with him or his property, but you must show no mercy, leave no quarter, and ensure that not a single beam of his house remains standing. You can ransack it, burn it, do whatever you wish, but it has to come down; it must be completely demolished; and he, along with everything he has, should be left as defenseless as newborn babies abandoned by their mothers. Do you understand me?” said Gashford, pausing and gently pressing his hands together.

‘Understand you, master!’ cried Hugh. ‘You speak plain now. Why, this is hearty!’

"Got it, sir!" Hugh yelled. "You're being clear now. Wow, this is great!"

‘I knew you would like it,’ said Gashford, shaking him by the hand; ‘I thought you would. Good night! Don’t rise, Dennis: I would rather find my way alone. I may have to make other visits here, and it’s pleasant to come and go without disturbing you. I can find my way perfectly well. Good night!’

‘I knew you’d like it,’ said Gashford, shaking his hand. ‘I thought you would. Good night! Don’t get up, Dennis; I’d prefer to find my way alone. I might have to make other visits here, and it’s nice to come and go without bothering you. I can find my way perfectly fine. Good night!’

He was gone, and had shut the door behind him. They looked at each other, and nodded approvingly: Dennis stirred up the fire.

He was gone and had closed the door behind him. They looked at each other and nodded in agreement: Dennis added some wood to the fire.

‘This looks a little more like business!’ he said.

‘This looks a bit more like business!’ he said.

‘Ay, indeed!’ cried Hugh; ‘this suits me!’

‘Oh, definitely!’ exclaimed Hugh; ‘this is perfect for me!’

‘I’ve heerd it said of Muster Gashford,’ said the hangman, ‘that he’d a surprising memory and wonderful firmness—that he never forgot, and never forgave.—Let’s drink his health!’

‘I’ve heard it said about Master Gashford,’ said the hangman, ‘that he had an amazing memory and incredible resolve—that he never forgot, and never forgave.—Let’s drink to his health!’

Hugh readily complied—pouring no liquor on the floor when he drank this toast—and they pledged the secretary as a man after their own hearts, in a bumper.

Hugh happily went along with it—he didn’t spill any drink on the floor when he raised his glass—and they toasted the secretary as someone they truly respected, with a full glass.





Chapter 45

While the worst passions of the worst men were thus working in the dark, and the mantle of religion, assumed to cover the ugliest deformities, threatened to become the shroud of all that was good and peaceful in society, a circumstance occurred which once more altered the position of two persons from whom this history has long been separated, and to whom it must now return.

While the worst impulses of the most immoral people were playing out behind the scenes, and the guise of religion, taken on to obscure the most hideous flaws, seemed to be turning into a cover for everything good and peaceful in society, an event happened that once again changed the situation for two individuals from whom this story has long diverged, and to whom we must now return.

In a small English country town, the inhabitants of which supported themselves by the labour of their hands in plaiting and preparing straw for those who made bonnets and other articles of dress and ornament from that material,—concealed under an assumed name, and living in a quiet poverty which knew no change, no pleasures, and few cares but that of struggling on from day to day in one great toil for bread,—dwelt Barnaby and his mother. Their poor cottage had known no stranger’s foot since they sought the shelter of its roof five years before; nor had they in all that time held any commerce or communication with the old world from which they had fled. To labour in peace, and devote her labour and her life to her poor son, was all the widow sought. If happiness can be said at any time to be the lot of one on whom a secret sorrow preys, she was happy now. Tranquillity, resignation, and her strong love of him who needed it so much, formed the small circle of her quiet joys; and while that remained unbroken, she was contented.

In a small country town in England, where the residents made a living by weaving and preparing straw for those who created bonnets and other clothing and decorative items from it, lived Barnaby and his mother under a fake name. They existed in a quiet poverty that never changed, brought little pleasure, and had few worries aside from the daily struggle to earn enough for food. Their shabby cottage hadn’t welcomed a stranger since they took refuge there five years ago, nor had they maintained any connection with the outside world they had escaped. The widow only wished to work in peace and dedicate her effort and life to her beloved son. If happiness can be considered to exist for someone burdened by a hidden sadness, she was happy now. Calmness, acceptance, and her deep love for him, which he needed so dearly, created the small circle of her simple joys; as long as that remained intact, she was content.

For Barnaby himself, the time which had flown by, had passed him like the wind. The daily suns of years had shed no brighter gleam of reason on his mind; no dawn had broken on his long, dark night. He would sit sometimes—often for days together on a low seat by the fire or by the cottage door, busy at work (for he had learnt the art his mother plied), and listening, God help him, to the tales she would repeat, as a lure to keep him in her sight. He had no recollection of these little narratives; the tale of yesterday was new to him upon the morrow; but he liked them at the moment; and when the humour held him, would remain patiently within doors, hearing her stories like a little child, and working cheerfully from sunrise until it was too dark to see.

For Barnaby, time had slipped away like the wind. The years had passed without bringing any clearer understanding to his mind; no dawn had broken in his long, dark night. He would sometimes sit—often for days on end on a low seat by the fire or at the cottage door, busy with his work (since he had learned the craft his mother practiced), and listening, poor guy, to the stories she would tell to keep him close. He couldn’t remember these little tales; the story from yesterday felt new to him the next day; but he enjoyed them in the moment; and when he was in the mood, he would stay patiently indoors, listening to her stories like a little child, and working happily from sunrise until it was too dark to see.

At other times,—and then their scanty earnings were barely sufficient to furnish them with food, though of the coarsest sort,—he would wander abroad from dawn of day until the twilight deepened into night. Few in that place, even of the children, could be idle, and he had no companions of his own kind. Indeed there were not many who could have kept up with him in his rambles, had there been a legion. But there were a score of vagabond dogs belonging to the neighbours, who served his purpose quite as well. With two or three of these, or sometimes with a full half-dozen barking at his heels, he would sally forth on some long expedition that consumed the day; and though, on their return at nightfall, the dogs would come home limping and sore-footed, and almost spent with their fatigue, Barnaby was up and off again at sunrise with some new attendants of the same class, with whom he would return in like manner. On all these travels, Grip, in his little basket at his master’s back, was a constant member of the party, and when they set off in fine weather and in high spirits, no dog barked louder than the raven.

At other times—when their meager earnings barely covered even the cheapest food—he would roam from dawn until dusk. Few people around, even the kids, could afford to be idle, and he had no friends his own age. Honestly, there weren't many who could have kept up with him on his adventures, even if there had been a crowd. But there were a bunch of stray dogs belonging to the neighbors that filled that role just fine. With two or three of them, or sometimes as many as six barking at his heels, he would set off on a long journey that took all day. And although the dogs would come back limping and sore, completely worn out from their fatigue, Barnaby would be up and ready to go again at sunrise with a new group of the same kind of dogs, returning in the same way. Through all these travels, Grip, in his little basket on his master's back, was always part of the crew, and when they headed out on nice days, no dog barked louder than the raven.

Their pleasures on these excursions were simple enough. A crust of bread and scrap of meat, with water from the brook or spring, sufficed for their repast. Barnaby’s enjoyments were, to walk, and run, and leap, till he was tired; then to lie down in the long grass, or by the growing corn, or in the shade of some tall tree, looking upward at the light clouds as they floated over the blue surface of the sky, and listening to the lark as she poured out her brilliant song. There were wild-flowers to pluck—the bright red poppy, the gentle harebell, the cowslip, and the rose. There were birds to watch; fish; ants; worms; hares or rabbits, as they darted across the distant pathway in the wood and so were gone: millions of living things to have an interest in, and lie in wait for, and clap hands and shout in memory of, when they had disappeared. In default of these, or when they wearied, there was the merry sunlight to hunt out, as it crept in aslant through leaves and boughs of trees, and hid far down—deep, deep, in hollow places—like a silver pool, where nodding branches seemed to bathe and sport; sweet scents of summer air breathing over fields of beans or clover; the perfume of wet leaves or moss; the life of waving trees, and shadows always changing. When these or any of them tired, or in excess of pleasing tempted him to shut his eyes, there was slumber in the midst of all these soft delights, with the gentle wind murmuring like music in his ears, and everything around melting into one delicious dream.

Their pleasures on these outings were pretty simple. A piece of bread and some meat, along with water from the stream or spring, were enough for their meals. Barnaby loved to walk, run, and jump until he got tired; then he would lie down in the tall grass, near the growing corn, or in the shade of a tall tree, looking up at the light clouds drifting across the blue sky and listening to the lark singing her beautiful song. There were wildflowers to pick—the bright red poppy, the delicate harebell, the cowslip, and the rose. He could watch birds, fish, ants, worms, and hares or rabbits as they dashed across the distant path in the woods and then disappeared. There were millions of living things to be curious about, to wait for, and to celebrate when they vanished. If that wasn't enough, or when he got tired, he would chase the cheerful sunlight as it filtered through the leaves and branches of the trees, hiding deep down in hollows like a silver pool where swaying branches seemed to play; he would enjoy the sweet scents of summer air drifting over fields of beans or clover; the fragrance of wet leaves or moss; the life of swaying trees and the ever-changing shadows. When any of these things became tiring, or if they were just too enjoyable and tempted him to close his eyes, there was always the chance to drift off to sleep amidst all these gentle pleasures, with the soft wind whispering like music in his ears, and everything around him blending into one delightful dream.

Their hut—for it was little more—stood on the outskirts of the town, at a short distance from the high road, but in a secluded place, where few chance passengers strayed at any season of the year. It had a plot of garden-ground attached, which Barnaby, in fits and starts of working, trimmed, and kept in order. Within doors and without, his mother laboured for their common good; and hail, rain, snow, or sunshine, found no difference in her.

Their hut—if you could even call it that—sat on the edge of town, not far from the main road, but in a quiet area where few travelers wandered at any time of year. It came with a small garden plot that Barnaby tended to, working on it intermittently. Inside and outside, his mother worked hard for their shared well-being; it didn’t matter if it was hail, rain, snow, or sunshine—she remained the same.

Though so far removed from the scenes of her past life, and with so little thought or hope of ever visiting them again, she seemed to have a strange desire to know what happened in the busy world. Any old newspaper, or scrap of intelligence from London, she caught at with avidity. The excitement it produced was not of a pleasurable kind, for her manner at such times expressed the keenest anxiety and dread; but it never faded in the least degree. Then, and in stormy winter nights, when the wind blew loud and strong, the old expression came into her face, and she would be seized with a fit of trembling, like one who had an ague. But Barnaby noted little of this; and putting a great constraint upon herself, she usually recovered her accustomed manner before the change had caught his observation.

Though she was far away from her past life and hardly thought about or hoped to visit those places again, she had a strange desire to know what was happening in the busy world. She eagerly grabbed any old newspaper or bits of news from London. The excitement it brought wasn't pleasurable; her demeanor during those times showed deep anxiety and fear, but it never faded at all. Then, on stormy winter nights when the wind howled fiercely, an old expression would return to her face, and she'd start shaking as if she had a fever. But Barnaby noticed little of this; with great effort, she usually regained her usual composure before he could even pick up on the change.

Grip was by no means an idle or unprofitable member of the humble household. Partly by dint of Barnaby’s tuition, and partly by pursuing a species of self-instruction common to his tribe, and exerting his powers of observation to the utmost, he had acquired a degree of sagacity which rendered him famous for miles round. His conversational powers and surprising performances were the universal theme: and as many persons came to see the wonderful raven, and none left his exertions unrewarded—when he condescended to exhibit, which was not always, for genius is capricious—his earnings formed an important item in the common stock. Indeed, the bird himself appeared to know his value well; for though he was perfectly free and unrestrained in the presence of Barnaby and his mother, he maintained in public an amazing gravity, and never stooped to any other gratuitous performances than biting the ankles of vagabond boys (an exercise in which he much delighted), killing a fowl or two occasionally, and swallowing the dinners of various neighbouring dogs, of whom the boldest held him in great awe and dread.

Grip was definitely not a lazy or useless member of the modest household. Thanks in part to Barnaby’s teaching and also through a kind of self-learning typical of his kind, along with making the most of his powers of observation, he had gained a level of intelligence that made him well-known for miles around. His ability to communicate and his amazing tricks were the talk of the town; many people came to see the incredible raven, and none left without rewarding him—especially when he chose to perform, which wasn’t always a guarantee since genius can be unpredictable—so his earnings were a significant contribution to the family income. In fact, the bird himself seemed to be quite aware of his worth; although he was completely free and at ease around Barnaby and his mother, he managed to keep an impressive seriousness in public, only engaging in a few free performances like nipping at the ankles of wandering boys (something he thoroughly enjoyed), occasionally taking down a chicken or two, and gobbling up the dinners of various neighborhood dogs, who were all quite intimidated by him.

Time had glided on in this way, and nothing had happened to disturb or change their mode of life, when, one summer’s night in June, they were in their little garden, resting from the labours of the day. The widow’s work was yet upon her knee, and strewn upon the ground about her; and Barnaby stood leaning on his spade, gazing at the brightness in the west, and singing softly to himself.

Time had passed by like this, and nothing had happened to disrupt or change their way of life, when, one summer night in June, they were in their small garden, relaxing after a day's work. The widow’s sewing was still in her lap and scattered around her, while Barnaby leaned on his spade, looking at the bright sky in the west and softly singing to himself.

‘A brave evening, mother! If we had, chinking in our pockets, but a few specks of that gold which is piled up yonder in the sky, we should be rich for life.’

‘What a bold evening, Mom! If we had just a little bit of that gold piled up over there in the sky, we’d be set for life.’

‘We are better as we are,’ returned the widow with a quiet smile. ‘Let us be contented, and we do not want and need not care to have it, though it lay shining at our feet.’

‘We’re better off as we are,’ responded the widow with a gentle smile. ‘Let’s be satisfied, and we don’t need anything else, even if it were sparkling at our feet.’

‘Ay!’ said Barnaby, resting with crossed arms on his spade, and looking wistfully at the sunset, ‘that’s well enough, mother; but gold’s a good thing to have. I wish that I knew where to find it. Grip and I could do much with gold, be sure of that.’

‘Oh!’ said Barnaby, leaning on his spade with his arms crossed, gazing longingly at the sunset, ‘that’s nice, mom; but having gold is a good deal. I wish I knew where to find it. Grip and I could do a lot with gold, that’s for sure.’

‘What would you do?’ she asked.

‘What would you do?’ she asked.

‘What! A world of things. We’d dress finely—you and I, I mean; not Grip—keep horses, dogs, wear bright colours and feathers, do no more work, live delicately and at our ease. Oh, we’d find uses for it, mother, and uses that would do us good. I would I knew where gold was buried. How hard I’d work to dig it up!’

‘What! A world full of things. We’d dress nicely—you and I, not Grip—keep horses, dogs, wear bright colors and feathers, do no more work, and live luxuriously and comfortably. Oh, we’d definitely find ways to use it, mother, and ways that would benefit us. I wish I knew where gold was buried. I would work so hard to dig it up!’

‘You do not know,’ said his mother, rising from her seat and laying her hand upon his shoulder, ‘what men have done to win it, and how they have found, too late, that it glitters brightest at a distance, and turns quite dim and dull when handled.’

‘You don’t know,’ said his mother, getting up from her seat and placing her hand on his shoulder, ‘what men have done to earn it, and how they’ve realized, too late, that it shines brightest from afar, but loses its shine and becomes dull once you get close.’

‘Ay, ay; so you say; so you think,’ he answered, still looking eagerly in the same direction. ‘For all that, mother, I should like to try.’

‘Yeah, yeah; that's what you say; that's what you think,’ he replied, still looking eagerly in the same direction. ‘Still, mom, I’d like to give it a shot.’

‘Do you not see,’ she said, ‘how red it is? Nothing bears so many stains of blood, as gold. Avoid it. None have such cause to hate its name as we have. Do not so much as think of it, dear love. It has brought such misery and suffering on your head and mine as few have known, and God grant few may have to undergo. I would rather we were dead and laid down in our graves, than you should ever come to love it.’

“Can’t you see,” she said, “how red it is? Nothing carries as many bloodstains as gold. Stay away from it. No one has more reason to loathe its name than we do. Don’t even think about it, my dear. It has caused so much misery and suffering for both of us that few have experienced, and God help us that not many will have to endure it. I would rather we were dead and buried than for you to ever come to love it.”

For a moment Barnaby withdrew his eyes and looked at her with wonder. Then, glancing from the redness in the sky to the mark upon his wrist as if he would compare the two, he seemed about to question her with earnestness, when a new object caught his wandering attention, and made him quite forgetful of his purpose.

For a moment, Barnaby looked away and stared at her in amazement. Then, glancing from the red sky to the mark on his wrist as if he wanted to compare the two, he seemed ready to ask her something serious when a new sight caught his attention and made him completely forget what he was about to say.

This was a man with dusty feet and garments, who stood, bare-headed, behind the hedge that divided their patch of garden from the pathway, and leant meekly forward as if he sought to mingle with their conversation, and waited for his time to speak. His face was turned towards the brightness, too, but the light that fell upon it showed that he was blind, and saw it not.

This was a man with dirty feet and clothes, who stood, bare-headed, behind the hedge that separated their garden from the path, and leaned forward respectfully as if he wanted to join their conversation, waiting for his chance to speak. His face was also turned toward the light, but the brightness revealed that he was blind and could not see it.

‘A blessing on those voices!’ said the wayfarer. ‘I feel the beauty of the night more keenly, when I hear them. They are like eyes to me. Will they speak again, and cheer the heart of a poor traveller?’

‘A blessing on those voices!’ said the traveler. ‘I feel the beauty of the night more intensely when I hear them. They are like eyes to me. Will they speak again and lift the spirits of a poor traveler?’

‘Have you no guide?’ asked the widow, after a moment’s pause.

“Do you have no guide?” the widow asked after a moment of silence.

‘None but that,’ he answered, pointing with his staff towards the sun; ‘and sometimes a milder one at night, but she is idle now.’

‘Nothing but that,’ he replied, pointing with his stick toward the sun; ‘and sometimes a softer one at night, but it’s quiet now.’

‘Have you travelled far?’

"Have you traveled far?"

‘A weary way and long,’ rejoined the traveller as he shook his head. ‘A weary, weary, way. I struck my stick just now upon the bucket of your well—be pleased to let me have a draught of water, lady.’

‘It’s a long and tiring journey,’ the traveler replied, shaking his head. ‘A really tiring journey. I just tapped my walking stick on the bucket of your well—could you please give me a drink of water, ma'am?’

‘Why do you call me lady?’ she returned. ‘I am as poor as you.’

"Why do you call me lady?" she replied. "I'm just as poor as you are."

‘Your speech is soft and gentle, and I judge by that,’ replied the man. ‘The coarsest stuffs and finest silks, are—apart from the sense of touch—alike to me. I cannot judge you by your dress.’

“Your voice is soft and gentle, and I base my judgment on that,” the man replied. “The roughest fabrics and the finest silks feel the same to me. I can’t judge you by your clothing.”

‘Come round this way,’ said Barnaby, who had passed out at the garden-gate and now stood close beside him. ‘Put your hand in mine. You’re blind and always in the dark, eh? Are you frightened in the dark? Do you see great crowds of faces, now? Do they grin and chatter?’

‘Come over here,’ said Barnaby, who had fainted at the garden gate and now stood right next to him. ‘Put your hand in mine. You’re blind and always in the dark, right? Are you scared of the dark? Do you see a lot of faces now? Do they smirk and talk?’

‘Alas!’ returned the other, ‘I see nothing. Waking or sleeping, nothing.’

“Alas!” the other replied, “I see nothing. Whether awake or asleep, nothing.”

Barnaby looked curiously at his eyes, and touching them with his fingers, as an inquisitive child might, led him towards the house.

Barnaby looked at his eyes with curiosity and, touching them with his fingers like a curious child, guided him toward the house.

‘You have come a long distance,’ said the widow, meeting him at the door. ‘How have you found your way so far?’

‘You’ve traveled a long way,’ said the widow, meeting him at the door. ‘How did you manage to get here?’

‘Use and necessity are good teachers, as I have heard—the best of any,’ said the blind man, sitting down upon the chair to which Barnaby had led him, and putting his hat and stick upon the red-tiled floor. ‘May neither you nor your son ever learn under them. They are rough masters.’

‘Use and necessity are great teachers, or so I’ve heard—the best there are,’ said the blind man as he sat down on the chair Barnaby had guided him to, placing his hat and stick on the red-tiled floor. ‘May you and your son never have to learn from them. They’re harsh instructors.’

‘You have wandered from the road, too,’ said the widow, in a tone of pity.

‘You’ve strayed from the path as well,’ said the widow, with a tone of sympathy.

‘Maybe, maybe,’ returned the blind man with a sigh, and yet with something of a smile upon his face, ‘that’s likely. Handposts and milestones are dumb, indeed, to me. Thank you the more for this rest, and this refreshing drink!’

“Maybe, maybe,” the blind man replied with a sigh, but there was a hint of a smile on his face, “that’s possible. Signposts and milestones are totally silent to me. Thank you even more for this break and this refreshing drink!”

As he spoke, he raised the mug of water to his mouth. It was clear, and cold, and sparkling, but not to his taste nevertheless, or his thirst was not very great, for he only wetted his lips and put it down again.

As he spoke, he lifted the mug of water to his lips. It was clear, cold, and sparkling, but still not to his liking, or maybe he just wasn't that thirsty, because he only moistened his lips and set it down again.

He wore, hanging with a long strap round his neck, a kind of scrip or wallet, in which to carry food. The widow set some bread and cheese before him, but he thanked her, and said that through the kindness of the charitable he had broken his fast once since morning, and was not hungry. When he had made her this reply, he opened his wallet, and took out a few pence, which was all it appeared to contain.

He had a long strap around his neck holding a kind of pouch or wallet for carrying food. The widow placed some bread and cheese in front of him, but he thanked her and said that thanks to the generosity of some kind people, he had already eaten since morning and wasn’t hungry. After saying this, he opened his wallet and took out a few coins, which seemed to be all it had in it.

‘Might I make bold to ask,’ he said, turning towards where Barnaby stood looking on, ‘that one who has the gift of sight, would lay this out for me in bread to keep me on my way? Heaven’s blessing on the young feet that will bestir themselves in aid of one so helpless as a sightless man!’

“May I boldly ask,” he said, turning toward where Barnaby stood watching, “if someone with the gift of sight could lay this out for me in bread to help me on my way? Heaven bless the young feet that will spring into action to aid someone as helpless as a blind man!”

Barnaby looked at his mother, who nodded assent; in another moment he was gone upon his charitable errand. The blind man sat listening with an attentive face, until long after the sound of his retreating footsteps was inaudible to the widow, and then said, suddenly, and in a very altered tone:

Barnaby looked at his mother, who nodded in agreement; a moment later, he was off on his charitable mission. The blind man sat listening with a focused expression, until long after the sound of Barnaby's footsteps faded away completely, and then said suddenly, in a noticeably changed tone:

‘There are various degrees and kinds of blindness, widow. There is the connubial blindness, ma’am, which perhaps you may have observed in the course of your own experience, and which is a kind of wilful and self-bandaging blindness. There is the blindness of party, ma’am, and public men, which is the blindness of a mad bull in the midst of a regiment of soldiers clothed in red. There is the blind confidence of youth, which is the blindness of young kittens, whose eyes have not yet opened on the world; and there is that physical blindness, ma’am, of which I am, contrairy to my own desire, a most illustrious example. Added to these, ma’am, is that blindness of the intellect, of which we have a specimen in your interesting son, and which, having sometimes glimmerings and dawnings of the light, is scarcely to be trusted as a total darkness. Therefore, ma’am, I have taken the liberty to get him out of the way for a short time, while you and I confer together, and this precaution arising out of the delicacy of my sentiments towards yourself, you will excuse me, ma’am, I know.’

"There are different levels and types of blindness, ma'am. There’s the marital blindness, which you may have noticed in your own life, and it's a kind of intentional self-inflicted blindness. Then there’s the political blindness, which is like a mad bull among a group of soldiers dressed in red. There’s the blind faith of youth, similar to young kittens whose eyes haven’t yet opened to the world; and there's the physical blindness that I, unfortunately, exemplify. On top of that, there’s the blindness of the mind, which we see in your interesting son, and while it occasionally shows hints of understanding, it’s not completely reliable. So, ma'am, I took the liberty of getting him out of the way for a bit so we could talk privately, and I hope you’ll forgive me for this, given my respect for you."

Having delivered himself of this speech with many flourishes of manner, he drew from beneath his coat a flat stone bottle, and holding the cork between his teeth, qualified his mug of water with a plentiful infusion of the liquor it contained. He politely drained the bumper to her health, and the ladies, and setting it down empty, smacked his lips with infinite relish.

After finishing his speech with lots of style, he pulled a flat stone bottle from under his coat. Holding the cork between his teeth, he mixed a generous amount of the liquor inside with his mug of water. He cheerfully raised it to toast her health and that of the ladies, then drank it all in one go. After setting the empty mug down, he smacked his lips with great enjoyment.

‘I am a citizen of the world, ma’am,’ said the blind man, corking his bottle, ‘and if I seem to conduct myself with freedom, it is therefore. You wonder who I am, ma’am, and what has brought me here. Such experience of human nature as I have, leads me to that conclusion, without the aid of eyes by which to read the movements of your soul as depicted in your feminine features. I will satisfy your curiosity immediately, ma’am; immediately.’ With that he slapped his bottle on its broad back, and having put it under his garment as before, crossed his legs and folded his hands, and settled himself in his chair, previous to proceeding any further.

“I’m a citizen of the world, ma’am,” said the blind man, closing his bottle, “and if I seem to move through life freely, that’s why. You’re curious about who I am, ma’am, and what brought me here. My understanding of human nature allows me to come to that conclusion, even without the eyes to read the expressions of your soul in your features. Let me satisfy your curiosity right away, ma’am; right away.” With that, he slapped the bottle on its broad back, tucked it under his garment like before, crossed his legs, folded his hands, and settled into his chair before continuing.

The change in his manner was so unexpected, the craft and wickedness of his deportment were so much aggravated by his condition—for we are accustomed to see in those who have lost a human sense, something in its place almost divine—and this alteration bred so many fears in her whom he addressed, that she could not pronounce one word. After waiting, as it seemed, for some remark or answer, and waiting in vain, the visitor resumed:

The change in his behavior was so surprising, the cunning and malice in how he acted were worsened by his state—because we usually expect those who have lost a human sense to show something almost divine in its place—and this shift created so many fears in the person he was speaking to that she couldn't say a single word. After waiting, it seemed, for some comment or response, and getting nothing, the visitor continued:

‘Madam, my name is Stagg. A friend of mine who has desired the honour of meeting with you any time these five years past, has commissioned me to call upon you. I should be glad to whisper that gentleman’s name in your ear.—Zounds, ma’am, are you deaf? Do you hear me say that I should be glad to whisper my friend’s name in your ear?’

‘Ma'am, my name is Stagg. A friend of mine who has wanted to meet you for the past five years has asked me to come see you. I’d be happy to whisper that gentleman’s name in your ear.—Goodness, ma'am, are you deaf? Do you hear me saying that I’d be glad to whisper my friend’s name in your ear?’

‘You need not repeat it,’ said the widow, with a stifled groan; ‘I see too well from whom you come.’

‘You don’t have to say it again,’ said the widow, with a suppressed groan; ‘I can see clearly who sent you.’

‘But as a man of honour, ma’am,’ said the blind man, striking himself on the breast, ‘whose credentials must not be disputed, I take leave to say that I WILL mention that gentleman’s name. Ay, ay,’ he added, seeming to catch with his quick ear the very motion of her hand, ‘but not aloud. With your leave, ma’am, I desire the favour of a whisper.’

‘But as a man of honor, ma’am,’ said the blind man, striking his chest, ‘whose credentials shouldn't be questioned, I must say that I will mention that gentleman’s name. Yes, yes,’ he added, seeming to catch the slight movement of her hand, ‘but not out loud. With your permission, ma’am, I would like to ask for a whisper.’

She moved towards him, and stooped down. He muttered a word in her ear; and, wringing her hands, she paced up and down the room like one distracted. The blind man, with perfect composure, produced his bottle again, mixed another glassful; put it up as before; and, drinking from time to time, followed her with his face in silence.

She walked over to him and leaned down. He whispered something in her ear; and, twisting her hands, she walked back and forth in the room like someone out of her mind. The blind man, completely calm, took out his bottle again, mixed another drink; raised it to his lips as before; and, sipping occasionally, silently watched her with his face.

‘You are slow in conversation, widow,’ he said after a time, pausing in his draught. ‘We shall have to talk before your son.’

‘You’re slow to respond, widow,’ he said after a moment, stopping to take a sip. ‘We’ll need to have a conversation before your son joins us.’

‘What would you have me do?’ she answered. ‘What do you want?’

‘What do you want me to do?’ she replied. ‘What do you want?’

‘We are poor, widow, we are poor,’ he retorted, stretching out his right hand, and rubbing his thumb upon its palm.

‘We’re poor, widow, we’re poor,’ he shot back, extending his right hand and rubbing his thumb against its palm.

‘Poor!’ she cried. ‘And what am I?’

‘Poor!’ she exclaimed. ‘And what about me?’

‘Comparisons are odious,’ said the blind man. ‘I don’t know, I don’t care. I say that we are poor. My friend’s circumstances are indifferent, and so are mine. We must have our rights, widow, or we must be bought off. But you know that, as well as I, so where is the use of talking?’

‘Comparisons are awful,’ said the blind man. ‘I don’t know, I don’t care. I say that we’re poor. My friend’s situation doesn’t matter, and neither does mine. We need to have our rights, widow, or we need to be compensated. But you know that, just like I do, so what’s the point of talking?’

She still walked wildly to and fro. At length, stopping abruptly before him, she said:

She continued to pace back and forth. Finally, she stopped suddenly in front of him and said:

‘Is he near here?’

‘Is he around here?’

‘He is. Close at hand.’

‘He is. Right here.’

‘Then I am lost!’

"Then I'm lost!"

‘Not lost, widow,’ said the blind man, calmly; ‘only found. Shall I call him?’

‘Not lost, widow,’ said the blind man, calmly; ‘only found. Should I call him?’

‘Not for the world,’ she answered, with a shudder.

'Not for anything,' she replied, shuddering.

‘Very good,’ he replied, crossing his legs again, for he had made as though he would rise and walk to the door. ‘As you please, widow. His presence is not necessary that I know of. But both he and I must live; to live, we must eat and drink; to eat and drink, we must have money:—I say no more.’

‘Very well,’ he replied, crossing his legs again, as if he was going to stand up and walk to the door. ‘As you wish, widow. I don’t see that his presence is needed. But both he and I need to survive; to survive, we have to eat and drink; to eat and drink, we need money:—I won’t say more.’

‘Do you know how pinched and destitute I am?’ she retorted. ‘I do not think you do, or can. If you had eyes, and could look around you on this poor place, you would have pity on me. Oh! let your heart be softened by your own affliction, friend, and have some sympathy with mine.’

‘Do you know how tight on money and desperate I am?’ she shot back. ‘I don't think you understand, or can. If you really looked around at this miserable place, you would feel sorry for me. Oh! let your heart be softened by your own struggles, my friend, and show some compassion for mine.’

The blind man snapped his fingers as he answered:

The blind man snapped his fingers as he replied:

‘—Beside the question, ma’am, beside the question. I have the softest heart in the world, but I can’t live upon it. Many a gentleman lives well upon a soft head, who would find a heart of the same quality a very great drawback. Listen to me. This is a matter of business, with which sympathies and sentiments have nothing to do. As a mutual friend, I wish to arrange it in a satisfactory manner, if possible; and thus the case stands.—If you are very poor now, it’s your own choice. You have friends who, in case of need, are always ready to help you. My friend is in a more destitute and desolate situation than most men, and, you and he being linked together in a common cause, he naturally looks to you to assist him. He has boarded and lodged with me a long time (for as I said just now, I am very soft-hearted), and I quite approve of his entertaining this opinion. You have always had a roof over your head; he has always been an outcast. You have your son to comfort and assist you; he has nobody at all. The advantages must not be all one side. You are in the same boat, and we must divide the ballast a little more equally.’

‘—Let's set aside the question, ma’am, and focus on the matter at hand. I have the kindest heart in the world, but I can’t survive on that alone. Many gentlemen who get by with a bit of naivety would find a heart like that to be a significant disadvantage. Hear me out. This is a business matter, and emotions and feelings don’t play a role here. As a mutual friend, I want to resolve this in a way that works for everyone if possible; and here’s where we stand. If you’re struggling financially now, you’ve made that choice. You have friends who are always ready to help in times of need. My friend is in a more desperate and lonely situation than most, and since you both share a common cause, he naturally looks to you for support. He has been living with me for a long time (as I mentioned before, I’m quite soft-hearted), and I fully support his view. You’ve always had a roof over your head; he has always been an outcast. You have your son to comfort and support you; he has no one at all. The advantages can’t be all on one side. You’re in this together, and we need to balance things out a bit more evenly.’

She was about to speak, but he checked her, and went on.

She was about to speak, but he stopped her and continued.

‘The only way of doing this, is by making up a little purse now and then for my friend; and that’s what I advise. He bears you no malice that I know of, ma’am: so little, that although you have treated him harshly more than once, and driven him, I may say, out of doors, he has that regard for you that I believe even if you disappointed him now, he would consent to take charge of your son, and to make a man of him.’

‘The only way to do this is by putting together a little fund every now and then for my friend, and that’s what I recommend. He doesn’t hold any grudges against you, ma’am: he's so forgiving that even though you’ve treated him harshly more than once and pushed him away, he still cares for you enough that I believe if you let him down now, he would agree to look after your son and help him grow into a good man.’

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He laid a great stress on these latter words, and paused as if to find out what effect they had produced. She only answered by her tears.

He emphasized those last words and paused as if to gauge their impact. She just responded with her tears.

‘He is a likely lad,’ said the blind man, thoughtfully, ‘for many purposes, and not ill-disposed to try his fortune in a little change and bustle, if I may judge from what I heard of his talk with you to-night.—Come. In a word, my friend has pressing necessity for twenty pounds. You, who can give up an annuity, can get that sum for him. It’s a pity you should be troubled. You seem very comfortable here, and it’s worth that much to remain so. Twenty pounds, widow, is a moderate demand. You know where to apply for it; a post will bring it you.—Twenty pounds!’

‘He seems like a good guy,’ said the blind man, thoughtfully, ‘for many reasons, and he’s not opposed to taking a chance for a bit of change and excitement, if I can judge from what I heard during your conversation tonight. —Listen. To put it simply, my friend urgently needs twenty pounds. You, who can give up an annuity, can get that amount for him. It’s a shame you should be bothered by this. You look quite comfortable here, and it’s worth that much to stay that way. Twenty pounds, widow, is a reasonable ask. You know where to get it; a letter will fetch it for you. —Twenty pounds!’

She was about to answer him again, but again he stopped her.

She was about to respond to him again, but once more he interrupted her.

‘Don’t say anything hastily; you might be sorry for it. Think of it a little while. Twenty pounds—of other people’s money—how easy! Turn it over in your mind. I’m in no hurry. Night’s coming on, and if I don’t sleep here, I shall not go far. Twenty pounds! Consider of it, ma’am, for twenty minutes; give each pound a minute; that’s a fair allowance. I’ll enjoy the air the while, which is very mild and pleasant in these parts.’

‘Don't rush to say anything; you might regret it. Take a moment to think it over. Twenty pounds—of someone else's money—how tempting! Mull it over in your mind. I'm not in a rush. Night is approaching, and if I don’t stay here, I won't get very far. Twenty pounds! Think about it, ma'am, for twenty minutes; give each pound a minute; that seems reasonable. I’ll enjoy the fresh air in the meantime, which is quite mild and nice around here.’

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With these words he groped his way to the door, carrying his chair with him. Then seating himself, under a spreading honeysuckle, and stretching his legs across the threshold so that no person could pass in or out without his knowledge, he took from his pocket a pipe, flint, steel and tinder-box, and began to smoke. It was a lovely evening, of that gentle kind, and at that time of year, when the twilight is most beautiful. Pausing now and then to let his smoke curl slowly off, and to sniff the grateful fragrance of the flowers, he sat there at his ease—as though the cottage were his proper dwelling, and he had held undisputed possession of it all his life—waiting for the widow’s answer and for Barnaby’s return.

With those words, he fumbled his way to the door, bringing his chair with him. He then sat down under a wide honeysuckle and stretched his legs across the threshold so that no one could go in or out without him knowing. He took a pipe, flint, steel, and tinder box out of his pocket and started smoking. It was a beautiful evening—one of those gentle kinds of evenings when the twilight is at its most stunning. He paused now and then to let the smoke drift away and to enjoy the sweet scent of the flowers. He sat there comfortably, as if the cottage were his own home and he’d lived there forever, waiting for the widow’s reply and for Barnaby to come back.

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Chapter 46

When Barnaby returned with the bread, the sight of the pious old pilgrim smoking his pipe and making himself so thoroughly at home, appeared to surprise even him; the more so, as that worthy person, instead of putting up the loaf in his wallet as a scarce and precious article, tossed it carelessly on the table, and producing his bottle, bade him sit down and drink.

When Barnaby came back with the bread, the sight of the devout old pilgrim smoking his pipe and getting so comfortable surprised even him; especially since that respectable man, instead of carefully placing the loaf in his bag like it was something rare and valuable, casually threw it on the table and pulled out his bottle, telling him to sit down and have a drink.

‘For I carry some comfort, you see,’ he said. ‘Taste that. Is it good?’

‘I have some comfort to share, you see,’ he said. ‘Try this. Is it good?’

The water stood in Barnaby’s eyes as he coughed from the strength of the draught, and answered in the affirmative.

The water filled Barnaby's eyes as he coughed from the force of the draft and nodded in agreement.

‘Drink some more,’ said the blind man; ‘don’t be afraid of it. You don’t taste anything like that, often, eh?’

‘Drink some more,’ said the blind man; ‘don’t be afraid of it. You don’t taste anything like that often, do you?’

‘Often!’ cried Barnaby. ‘Never!’

“Definitely!” shouted Barnaby. “Never!”

‘Too poor?’ returned the blind man with a sigh. ‘Ay. That’s bad. Your mother, poor soul, would be happier if she was richer, Barnaby.’

‘Too poor?’ the blind man replied with a sigh. ‘Yeah. That’s tough. Your mother, bless her heart, would be happier if she had more money, Barnaby.’

‘Why, so I tell her—the very thing I told her just before you came to-night, when all that gold was in the sky,’ said Barnaby, drawing his chair nearer to him, and looking eagerly in his face. ‘Tell me. Is there any way of being rich, that I could find out?’

‘You know, I told her the same thing just before you got here tonight, when there was all that gold in the sky,’ said Barnaby, pulling his chair closer and looking at him eagerly. ‘Tell me. Is there any way I could find out how to get rich?’

‘Any way! A hundred ways.’

“Any way! A hundred ways.”

‘Ay, ay?’ he returned. ‘Do you say so? What are they?—Nay, mother, it’s for your sake I ask; not mine;—for yours, indeed. What are they?’

‘Oh, really?’ he replied. ‘Is that what you say? What are they?—No, Mom, I'm asking for your sake, not mine; really, it’s for you. What are they?’

The blind man turned his face, on which there was a smile of triumph, to where the widow stood in great distress; and answered,

The blind man turned his face, which wore a triumphant smile, toward the widow who stood in great distress, and replied,

‘Why, they are not to be found out by stay-at-homes, my good friend.’

‘Well, they can’t be discovered by those who never venture out, my good friend.’

‘By stay-at-homes!’ cried Barnaby, plucking at his sleeve. ‘But I am not one. Now, there you mistake. I am often out before the sun, and travel home when he has gone to rest. I am away in the woods before the day has reached the shady places, and am often there when the bright moon is peeping through the boughs, and looking down upon the other moon that lives in the water. As I walk along, I try to find, among the grass and moss, some of that small money for which she works so hard and used to shed so many tears. As I lie asleep in the shade, I dream of it—dream of digging it up in heaps; and spying it out, hidden under bushes; and seeing it sparkle, as the dew-drops do, among the leaves. But I never find it. Tell me where it is. I’d go there, if the journey were a whole year long, because I know she would be happier when I came home and brought some with me. Speak again. I’ll listen to you if you talk all night.’

“By stay-at-homes!” Barnaby exclaimed, tugging at his sleeve. “But I’m not one. You’ve got that wrong. I’m often out before sunrise and come back when the sun has set. I’m already in the woods before the day has fully arrived and I’m often there when the bright moon is peeking through the branches, looking down at the other moon that lives in the water. As I walk, I try to find some of that small silver for which she works so hard and used to cry many tears. While I’m asleep in the shade, I dream about it—dreaming of digging it up in piles; spotting it hidden under bushes; and watching it sparkle like dew drops among the leaves. But I never find it. Please tell me where it is. I’d go there, even if it took a whole year, because I know she would be happier when I returned with some. Speak again. I’ll listen to you if you talk all night.”

The blind man passed his hand lightly over the poor fellow’s face, and finding that his elbows were planted on the table, that his chin rested on his two hands, that he leaned eagerly forward, and that his whole manner expressed the utmost interest and anxiety, paused for a minute as though he desired the widow to observe this fully, and then made answer:

The blind man gently ran his hand over the poor guy's face, noticing that his elbows were on the table, his chin was resting on his hands, he was leaning forward eagerly, and his whole demeanor showed deep interest and worry. He paused for a moment, as if wanting the widow to take this in completely, and then replied:

‘It’s in the world, bold Barnaby, the merry world; not in solitary places like those you pass your time in, but in crowds, and where there’s noise and rattle.’

‘It’s in the world, brave Barnaby, the lively world; not in the quiet places where you spend your time, but in crowds, and where there’s noise and commotion.’

‘Good! good!’ cried Barnaby, rubbing his hands. ‘Yes! I love that. Grip loves it too. It suits us both. That’s brave!’

‘Awesome! Awesome!’ shouted Barnaby, rubbing his hands together. ‘Yes! I love that. Grip loves it too. It fits us both. That’s bold!’

‘—The kind of places,’ said the blind man, ‘that a young fellow likes, and in which a good son may do more for his mother, and himself to boot, in a month, than he could here in all his life—that is, if he had a friend, you know, and some one to advise with.’

‘The kind of places,’ said the blind man, ‘that a young guy likes, and where a good son can do more for his mom, and himself too, in a month than he could here in his entire life—that is, if he had a friend, you know, and someone to talk things over with.’

‘You hear this, mother?’ cried Barnaby, turning to her with delight. ‘Never tell me we shouldn’t heed it, if it lay shining at our feet. Why do we heed it so much now? Why do you toil from morning until night?’

‘Do you hear this, Mom?’ Barnaby exclaimed, turning to her with excitement. ‘Don’t ever say we shouldn’t pay attention to it if it were right here in front of us. Why do we care so much about it now? Why do you work from morning until night?’

‘Surely,’ said the blind man, ‘surely. Have you no answer, widow? Is your mind,’ he slowly added, ‘not made up yet?’

‘Surely,’ said the blind man, ‘surely. Don’t you have an answer, widow? Is your mind,’ he slowly added, ‘still not made up?’

‘Let me speak with you,’ she answered, ‘apart.’

“Can I talk to you,” she replied, “privately.”

‘Lay your hand upon my sleeve,’ said Stagg, arising from the table; ‘and lead me where you will. Courage, bold Barnaby. We’ll talk more of this: I’ve a fancy for you. Wait there till I come back. Now, widow.’

‘Put your hand on my sleeve,’ said Stagg, getting up from the table; ‘and lead me wherever you want. Stay strong, brave Barnaby. We’ll discuss this more: I have a liking for you. Wait here until I return. Now, widow.’

She led him out at the door, and into the little garden, where they stopped.

She took him out the door and into the small garden, where they paused.

‘You are a fit agent,’ she said, in a half breathless manner, ‘and well represent the man who sent you here.’

‘You’re a fit agent,’ she said, slightly breathless, ‘and you really represent the man who sent you here well.’

‘I’ll tell him that you said so,’ Stagg retorted. ‘He has a regard for you, and will respect me the more (if possible) for your praise. We must have our rights, widow.’

“I'll let him know you said that,” Stagg replied. “He thinks highly of you, and will respect me even more (if that’s possible) for your compliment. We need to stand up for our rights, widow.”

‘Rights! Do you know,’ she said, ‘that a word from me—’

‘Right! Do you know,’ she said, ‘that a word from me—’

‘Why do you stop?’ returned the blind man calmly, after a long pause. ‘Do I know that a word from you would place my friend in the last position of the dance of life? Yes, I do. What of that? It will never be spoken, widow.’

‘Why do you stop?’ the blind man replied calmly after a long pause. ‘Do I know that a word from you would put my friend in the final position of the dance of life? Yes, I do. So what? It will never be said, widow.’

‘You are sure of that?’

"Are you sure about that?"

‘Quite—so sure, that I don’t come here to discuss the question. I say we must have our rights, or we must be bought off. Keep to that point, or let me return to my young friend, for I have an interest in the lad, and desire to put him in the way of making his fortune. Bah! you needn’t speak,’ he added hastily; ‘I know what you would say: you have hinted at it once already. Have I no feeling for you, because I am blind? No, I have not. Why do you expect me, being in darkness, to be better than men who have their sight—why should you? Is the hand of Heaven more manifest in my having no eyes, than in your having two? It’s the cant of you folks to be horrified if a blind man robs, or lies, or steals; oh yes, it’s far worse in him, who can barely live on the few halfpence that are thrown to him in streets, than in you, who can see, and work, and are not dependent on the mercies of the world. A curse on you! You who have five senses may be wicked at your pleasure; we who have four, and want the most important, are to live and be moral on our affliction. The true charity and justice of rich to poor, all the world over!’

‘Exactly—so sure, that I’m not here to debate the issue. I say we need to have our rights, or we must be compensated. Stick to that point, or let me get back to my young friend, because I care about the kid and want to help him find a way to succeed. Ugh! You don’t need to say anything,’ he added quickly; ‘I know what you’d say: you’ve already hinted at it once. Do I not care for you just because I’m blind? No, I don’t. Why do you expect me, being in darkness, to be better than those who can see—why should you? Is the hand of fate more evident in my lack of sight than in your having two eyes? It’s the hypocrisy of you people to be shocked if a blind man robs, lies, or steals; oh yes, it’s far worse in him, who can barely survive on the few coins tossed to him in the streets, than in you, who can see, and work, and aren’t at the mercy of the world. A curse on you! You who have five senses can be as wicked as you want; we who have four, and lack the most essential one, are expected to live morally amid our suffering. Such is the true charity and justice of the rich towards the poor, all over the world!’

He paused a moment when he had said these words, and caught the sound of money, jingling in her hand.

He paused for a moment after saying those words and caught the sound of money jingling in her hand.

‘Well?’ he cried, quickly resuming his former manner. ‘That should lead to something. The point, widow?’

‘Well?’ he exclaimed, quickly returning to how he was before. ‘That should lead to something. What’s the point, widow?’

‘First answer me one question,’ she replied. ‘You say he is close at hand. Has he left London?’

‘First, answer me one question,’ she replied. ‘You say he’s nearby. Has he left London?’

‘Being close at hand, widow, it would seem he has,’ returned the blind man.

‘Being nearby, widow, it seems he has,’ replied the blind man.

‘I mean, for good? You know that.’

‘I mean, for real? You know that.’

‘Yes, for good. The truth is, widow, that his making a longer stay there might have had disagreeable consequences. He has come away for that reason.’

‘Yes, for good. The truth is, widow, that if he had stayed there longer, it could have led to some unpleasant consequences. He left for that reason.’

‘Listen,’ said the widow, telling some money out, upon a bench beside them. ‘Count.’

‘Listen,’ said the widow, taking out some money and placing it on a bench beside them. ‘Count it.’

‘Six,’ said the blind man, listening attentively. ‘Any more?’

‘Six,’ said the blind man, paying close attention. ‘Any more?’

‘They are the savings,’ she answered, ‘of five years. Six guineas.’

‘That’s my savings,’ she replied, ‘from over five years. Six guineas.’

He put out his hand for one of the coins; felt it carefully, put it between his teeth, rung it on the bench; and nodded to her to proceed.

He reached out for one of the coins, examined it carefully, put it between his teeth, tapped it on the bench, and nodded at her to continue.

‘These have been scraped together and laid by, lest sickness or death should separate my son and me. They have been purchased at the price of much hunger, hard labour, and want of rest. If you CAN take them—do—on condition that you leave this place upon the instant, and enter no more into that room, where he sits now, expecting your return.’

‘These have been gathered and saved, just in case sickness or death might come between my son and me. They were bought at the cost of a lot of hunger, hard work, and sleepless nights. If you CAN take them—please do—on the condition that you leave this place immediately and never return to that room, where he is sitting right now, waiting for you to come back.’

‘Six guineas,’ said the blind man, shaking his head, ‘though of the fullest weight that were ever coined, fall very far short of twenty pounds, widow.’

‘Six guineas,’ said the blind man, shaking his head, ‘even if they were the heaviest ever minted, are still nowhere near twenty pounds, widow.’

‘For such a sum, as you know, I must write to a distant part of the country. To do that, and receive an answer, I must have time.’

‘For that amount, as you know, I have to write to a faraway part of the country. To do that and get a reply, I need some time.’

‘Two days?’ said Stagg.

"Two days?" Stagg asked.

‘More.’

‘More.’

‘Four days?’

"Four days?"

‘A week. Return on this day week, at the same hour, but not to the house. Wait at the corner of the lane.’

‘A week. Come back on this day next week, at the same time, but not to the house. Wait at the corner of the lane.’

‘Of course,’ said the blind man, with a crafty look, ‘I shall find you there?’

‘Of course,’ said the blind man, with a sly grin, ‘I'll be able to find you there?’

‘Where else can I take refuge? Is it not enough that you have made a beggar of me, and that I have sacrificed my whole store, so hardly earned, to preserve this home?’

‘Where else can I go for help? Is it not enough that you have turned me into a beggar, and that I have given up everything I worked so hard for to keep this home?’

‘Humph!’ said the blind man, after some consideration. ‘Set me with my face towards the point you speak of, and in the middle of the road. Is this the spot?’

‘Humph!’ said the blind man, after some thought. ‘Turn me to face the direction you’re talking about, and place me in the middle of the road. Is this the right spot?’

‘It is.’

"It is."

‘On this day week at sunset. And think of him within doors.—For the present, good night.’

‘A week from today at sunset. And think of him inside.—For now, good night.’

She made him no answer, nor did he stop for any. He went slowly away, turning his head from time to time, and stopping to listen, as if he were curious to know whether he was watched by any one. The shadows of night were closing fast around, and he was soon lost in the gloom. It was not, however, until she had traversed the lane from end to end, and made sure that he was gone, that she re-entered the cottage, and hurriedly barred the door and window.

She didn't respond, and he didn’t wait for one. He walked away slowly, occasionally glancing back and pausing to listen, as if he wanted to know if anyone was watching him. The night was falling quickly around him, and he soon disappeared into the darkness. It wasn't until she had walked the length of the lane and confirmed that he was gone that she returned to the cottage and quickly locked the door and window.

‘Mother!’ said Barnaby. ‘What is the matter? Where is the blind man?’

‘Mom!’ said Barnaby. ‘What’s wrong? Where’s the blind guy?’

‘He is gone.’

"He's gone."

‘Gone!’ he cried, starting up. ‘I must have more talk with him. Which way did he take?’

‘Gone!’ he shouted, standing up. ‘I need to talk to him more. Which way did he go?’

‘I don’t know,’ she answered, folding her arms about him. ‘You must not go out to-night. There are ghosts and dreams abroad.’

‘I don’t know,’ she said, wrapping her arms around him. ‘You shouldn’t go out tonight. There are ghosts and dreams out there.’

‘Ay?’ said Barnaby, in a frightened whisper.

‘Huh?’ said Barnaby, in a scared whisper.

‘It is not safe to stir. We must leave this place to-morrow.’

‘It’s not safe to stay. We have to leave this place tomorrow.’

‘This place! This cottage—and the little garden, mother!’

‘This place! This cottage—and the little garden, Mom!’

‘Yes! To-morrow morning at sunrise. We must travel to London; lose ourselves in that wide place—there would be some trace of us in any other town—then travel on again, and find some new abode.’

‘Yes! Tomorrow morning at sunrise. We need to head to London; get lost in that huge city—there would be some trace of us in any other town—then move on again, and find a new place to live.’

Little persuasion was required to reconcile Barnaby to anything that promised change. In another minute, he was wild with delight; in another, full of grief at the prospect of parting with his friends the dogs; in another, wild again; then he was fearful of what she had said to prevent his wandering abroad that night, and full of terrors and strange questions. His light-heartedness in the end surmounted all his other feelings, and lying down in his clothes to the end that he might be ready on the morrow, he soon fell fast asleep before the poor turf fire.

Little persuasion was needed to get Barnaby on board with anything that promised change. In a moment, he was overjoyed; in another, he felt sad about the thought of leaving his dog friends; then he was excited again; and after that, he worried about what she had said to keep him from going out that night, filled with fears and strange questions. In the end, his light-heartedness overcame all his other emotions, and lying down in his clothes so he would be ready for the next day, he quickly fell fast asleep in front of the sad little fire.

His mother did not close her eyes, but sat beside him, watching. Every breath of wind sounded in her ears like that dreaded footstep at the door, or like that hand upon the latch, and made the calm summer night, a night of horror. At length the welcome day appeared. When she had made the little preparations which were needful for their journey, and had prayed upon her knees with many tears, she roused Barnaby, who jumped up gaily at her summons.

His mother didn't close her eyes but sat next to him, keeping watch. Every breath of wind sounded in her ears like that dreaded footstep at the door or like that hand on the latch, turning the calm summer night into one of horror. Finally, the welcome day arrived. After making the small preparations needed for their journey and praying on her knees with many tears, she woke Barnaby, who cheerfully jumped up at her call.

His clothes were few enough, and to carry Grip was a labour of love. As the sun shed his earliest beams upon the earth, they closed the door of their deserted home, and turned away. The sky was blue and bright. The air was fresh and filled with a thousand perfumes. Barnaby looked upward, and laughed with all his heart.

His clothes were minimal, and carrying Grip was a labor of love. As the sun cast its first light on the earth, they shut the door of their empty home and walked away. The sky was clear and bright. The air was fresh and filled with a thousand scents. Barnaby looked up and laughed with all his heart.

But it was a day he usually devoted to a long ramble, and one of the dogs—the ugliest of them all—came bounding up, and jumping round him in the fulness of his joy. He had to bid him go back in a surly tone, and his heart smote him while he did so. The dog retreated; turned with a half-incredulous, half-imploring look; came a little back; and stopped.

But it was a day he usually spent on a long walk, and one of the dogs—the ugliest one—came running up and jumping around him in pure joy. He had to tell it to go back in a grumpy tone, and he felt a pang of guilt while doing so. The dog backed off, glanced back with a look that was both doubtful and pleading, came a little closer, and stopped.

It was the last appeal of an old companion and a faithful friend—cast off. Barnaby could bear no more, and as he shook his head and waved his playmate home, he burst into tears.

It was the final plea of an old friend and a loyal companion—left behind. Barnaby couldn't take it anymore, and as he shook his head and waved his friend goodbye, he broke down in tears.

‘Oh mother, mother, how mournful he will be when he scratches at the door, and finds it always shut!’

‘Oh mother, mother, how sad he will be when he scratches at the door, and finds it always closed!’

There was such a sense of home in the thought, that though her own eyes overflowed she would not have obliterated the recollection of it, either from her own mind or from his, for the wealth of the whole wide world.

There was such a feeling of home in the thought that even though her eyes were filled with tears, she wouldn’t want to erase that memory from her mind or his, not for all the riches in the world.





Chapter 47

In the exhaustless catalogue of Heaven’s mercies to mankind, the power we have of finding some germs of comfort in the hardest trials must ever occupy the foremost place; not only because it supports and upholds us when we most require to be sustained, but because in this source of consolation there is something, we have reason to believe, of the divine spirit; something of that goodness which detects amidst our own evil doings, a redeeming quality; something which, even in our fallen nature, we possess in common with the angels; which had its being in the old time when they trod the earth, and lingers on it yet, in pity.

In the endless list of blessings from Heaven to humanity, our ability to find small bits of comfort during the toughest times should always be at the top. This is not only because it supports us when we need it most, but also because this source of comfort seems to have a touch of the divine; it reflects a goodness that recognizes, even in our wrongdoings, a chance for redemption. It’s something we share with angels, a quality that existed long ago when they walked the earth and still remains here today, offering compassion.

How often, on their journey, did the widow remember with a grateful heart, that out of his deprivation Barnaby’s cheerfulness and affection sprung! How often did she call to mind that but for that, he might have been sullen, morose, unkind, far removed from her—vicious, perhaps, and cruel! How often had she cause for comfort, in his strength, and hope, and in his simple nature! Those feeble powers of mind which rendered him so soon forgetful of the past, save in brief gleams and flashes,—even they were a comfort now. The world to him was full of happiness; in every tree, and plant, and flower, in every bird, and beast, and tiny insect whom a breath of summer wind laid low upon the ground, he had delight. His delight was hers; and where many a wise son would have made her sorrowful, this poor light-hearted idiot filled her breast with thankfulness and love.

How often, on their journey, did the widow remember with a grateful heart that Barnaby’s cheerfulness and affection came from his hardships! How often did she think that without that, he could have been sulky, gloomy, unkind, distant from her—maybe even vicious and cruel! How often did she find comfort in his strength, hope, and in his simple nature! Those weak mental faculties that made him forget the past so quickly, except for brief moments—those even brought her comfort now. The world for him was full of happiness; in every tree, plant, flower, bird, animal, and tiny insect that a summer breeze touched upon the ground, he found joy. His joy was hers; and where many a wise son would have made her sad, this poor light-hearted fool filled her heart with gratitude and love.

Their stock of money was low, but from the hoard she had told into the blind man’s hand, the widow had withheld one guinea. This, with the few pence she possessed besides, was to two persons of their frugal habits, a goodly sum in bank. Moreover they had Grip in company; and when they must otherwise have changed the guinea, it was but to make him exhibit outside an alehouse door, or in a village street, or in the grounds or gardens of a mansion of the better sort, and scores who would have given nothing in charity, were ready to bargain for more amusement from the talking bird.

Their money was running low, but the widow had held back one guinea from the stash she placed in the blind man’s hand. This, along with the few coins she had, was a decent amount for two people with their modest lifestyle. Plus, they had Grip with them; when they would have normally had to change the guinea, they simply made him perform outside a pub, in a village street, or in the gardens of a nicer house, and many who wouldn’t have donated anything were eager to pay for more entertainment from the talking bird.

One day—for they moved slowly, and although they had many rides in carts and waggons, were on the road a week—Barnaby, with Grip upon his shoulder and his mother following, begged permission at a trim lodge to go up to the great house, at the other end of the avenue, and show his raven. The man within was inclined to give them admittance, and was indeed about to do so, when a stout gentleman with a long whip in his hand, and a flushed face which seemed to indicate that he had had his morning’s draught, rode up to the gate, and called in a loud voice and with more oaths than the occasion seemed to warrant to have it opened directly.

One day—since they moved slowly and although they had many rides in carts and wagons, they were on the road for a week—Barnaby, with Grip on his shoulder and his mother following, asked for permission at a neat lodge to go up to the big house at the end of the avenue and show his raven. The man inside was inclined to let them in and was actually about to do so when a stout gentleman with a long whip in his hand and a flushed face that suggested he had already had his morning drink rode up to the gate and called out loudly, using more swear words than necessary, for it to be opened right away.

‘Who hast thou got here?’ said the gentleman angrily, as the man threw the gate wide open, and pulled off his hat, ‘who are these? Eh? art a beggar, woman?’

‘Who do you have here?’ said the gentleman angrily as the man threw the gate wide open and took off his hat. ‘Who are these people? Huh? Are you a beggar, woman?’

The widow answered with a curtsey, that they were poor travellers.

The widow responded with a curtsy, saying that they were poor travelers.

‘Vagrants,’ said the gentleman, ‘vagrants and vagabonds. Thee wish to be made acquainted with the cage, dost thee—the cage, the stocks, and the whipping-post? Where dost come from?’

“Vagrants,” said the gentleman, “vagrants and vagabonds. You want to know about the cage, right—the cage, the stocks, and the whipping-post? Where are you coming from?”

She told him in a timid manner,—for he was very loud, hoarse, and red-faced,—and besought him not to be angry, for they meant no harm, and would go upon their way that moment.

She said to him shyly—since he was very loud, rough-voiced, and red-faced—and pleaded with him not to be angry, because they meant no harm and would leave at that moment.

‘Don’t be too sure of that,’ replied the gentleman, ‘we don’t allow vagrants to roam about this place. I know what thou want’st—stray linen drying on hedges, and stray poultry, eh? What hast got in that basket, lazy hound?’

‘Don’t be too sure about that,’ replied the gentleman, ‘we don’t allow vagrants to wander around here. I know what you’re after—leftover laundry hanging on hedges and stray chickens, right? What do you have in that basket, you lazy dog?’

‘Grip, Grip, Grip—Grip the clever, Grip the wicked, Grip the knowing—Grip, Grip, Grip,’ cried the raven, whom Barnaby had shut up on the approach of this stern personage. ‘I’m a devil I’m a devil I’m a devil, Never say die Hurrah Bow wow wow, Polly put the kettle on we’ll all have tea.’

‘Grip, Grip, Grip—Grip the clever, Grip the wicked, Grip the knowing—Grip, Grip, Grip,’ shouted the raven, which Barnaby had confined when this stern figure arrived. ‘I’m a devil I’m a devil I’m a devil, Never say die Hurrah Bow wow wow, Polly put the kettle on we’ll all have tea.’

‘Take the vermin out, scoundrel,’ said the gentleman, ‘and let me see him.’

‘Take the rat away, you scoundrel,’ said the gentleman, ‘and let me see him.’

Barnaby, thus condescendingly addressed, produced his bird, but not without much fear and trembling, and set him down upon the ground; which he had no sooner done than Grip drew fifty corks at least, and then began to dance; at the same time eyeing the gentleman with surprising insolence of manner, and screwing his head so much on one side that he appeared desirous of screwing it off upon the spot.

Barnaby, addressed in such a condescending manner, brought out his bird, though not without a lot of fear and nervousness, and placed it on the ground. As soon as he did this, Grip pulled out at least fifty corks and then started to dance, all the while looking at the gentleman with surprising arrogance, tilting his head so much to one side that he seemed eager to twist it off right then and there.

The cork-drawing seemed to make a greater impression on the gentleman’s mind, than the raven’s power of speech, and was indeed particularly adapted to his habits and capacity. He desired to have that done again, but despite his being very peremptory, and notwithstanding that Barnaby coaxed to the utmost, Grip turned a deaf ear to the request, and preserved a dead silence.

The cork-drawing seemed to have a bigger impact on the gentleman than the raven’s ability to talk, and it really suited his habits and capabilities. He wanted to see it again, but even though he was quite insistent, and despite Barnaby trying his best to persuade him, Grip ignored the request and stayed completely silent.

‘Bring him along,’ said the gentleman, pointing to the house. But Grip, who had watched the action, anticipated his master, by hopping on before them;—constantly flapping his wings, and screaming ‘cook!’ meanwhile, as a hint perhaps that there was company coming, and a small collation would be acceptable.

‘Bring him along,’ said the gentleman, pointing to the house. But Grip, who had watched the action, got ahead of them by hopping on first; constantly flapping his wings and screaming ‘cook!’ in the meantime, as if to suggest that there were guests arriving and a light snack would be welcome.

Barnaby and his mother walked on, on either side of the gentleman on horseback, who surveyed each of them from time to time in a proud and coarse manner, and occasionally thundered out some question, the tone of which alarmed Barnaby so much that he could find no answer, and, as a matter of course, could make him no reply. On one of these occasions, when the gentleman appeared disposed to exercise his horsewhip, the widow ventured to inform him in a low voice and with tears in her eyes, that her son was of weak mind.

Barnaby and his mother walked alongside the man on horseback, who looked at each of them occasionally with an arrogant and rough demeanor. Every now and then, he would shout a question that scared Barnaby so much that he couldn't answer, and naturally, he couldn't respond. During one of these moments, when the man seemed ready to use his horsewhip, the widow took a chance to quietly tell him, with tears in her eyes, that her son had a weak mind.

‘An idiot, eh?’ said the gentleman, looking at Barnaby as he spoke. ‘And how long hast thou been an idiot?’

‘An idiot, huh?’ said the gentleman, looking at Barnaby as he spoke. ‘And how long have you been an idiot?’

‘She knows,’ was Barnaby’s timid answer, pointing to his mother—‘I—always, I believe.’

‘She knows,’ was Barnaby’s shy response, pointing to his mother—‘I—always, I believe.’

‘From his birth,’ said the widow.

‘Since his birth,’ said the widow.

‘I don’t believe it,’ cried the gentleman, ‘not a bit of it. It’s an excuse not to work. There’s nothing like flogging to cure that disorder. I’d make a difference in him in ten minutes, I’ll be bound.’

‘I don’t believe it,’ the gentleman exclaimed, ‘not at all. It’s just an excuse to avoid work. There’s nothing like hard discipline to fix that problem. I could turn him around in ten minutes, that’s for sure.’

‘Heaven has made none in more than twice ten years, sir,’ said the widow mildly.

‘Heaven hasn’t made any in over twenty years, sir,’ said the widow gently.

‘Then why don’t you shut him up? we pay enough for county institutions, damn ‘em. But thou’d rather drag him about to excite charity—of course. Ay, I know thee.’

‘Then why don’t you silence him? We pay enough for county institutions, damn them. But you’d rather drag him around to stir up pity—of course. Yeah, I know you.’

Now, this gentleman had various endearing appellations among his intimate friends. By some he was called ‘a country gentleman of the true school,’ by some ‘a fine old country gentleman,’ by some ‘a sporting gentleman,’ by some ‘a thorough-bred Englishman,’ by some ‘a genuine John Bull;’ but they all agreed in one respect, and that was, that it was a pity there were not more like him, and that because there were not, the country was going to rack and ruin every day. He was in the commission of the peace, and could write his name almost legibly; but his greatest qualifications were, that he was more severe with poachers, was a better shot, a harder rider, had better horses, kept better dogs, could eat more solid food, drink more strong wine, go to bed every night more drunk and get up every morning more sober, than any man in the county. In knowledge of horseflesh he was almost equal to a farrier, in stable learning he surpassed his own head groom, and in gluttony not a pig on his estate was a match for him. He had no seat in Parliament himself, but he was extremely patriotic, and usually drove his voters up to the poll with his own hands. He was warmly attached to church and state, and never appointed to the living in his gift any but a three-bottle man and a first-rate fox-hunter. He mistrusted the honesty of all poor people who could read and write, and had a secret jealousy of his own wife (a young lady whom he had married for what his friends called ‘the good old English reason,’ that her father’s property adjoined his own) for possessing those accomplishments in a greater degree than himself. In short, Barnaby being an idiot, and Grip a creature of mere brute instinct, it would be very hard to say what this gentleman was.

Now, this man had several affectionate nicknames among his close friends. Some called him "a true country gentleman," others "a fine old country gentleman," some "a sporting gentleman," others "a thoroughbred Englishman," and some "a genuine John Bull;" but they all agreed on one thing: it was a shame there weren’t more like him, and because there weren’t, the country was going downhill every day. He served as a justice of the peace and could write his name legibly enough; but his greatest qualifications were that he was tougher on poachers, a better shot, a tougher rider, had better horses, kept better dogs, could eat more solid food, drink more strong wine, go to bed every night more intoxicated, and wake up every morning more sober than any man in the county. In knowledge of horses, he was nearly equal to a farrier, in stable knowledge he surpassed his head groom, and when it came to eating, there wasn’t a pig on his estate that could keep up with him. He didn’t have a seat in Parliament himself, but he was very patriotic and usually drove his voters to the polls himself. He was strongly attached to the church and state and only appointed a three-bottle man and a top-notch fox-hunter to the positions in his gift. He was suspicious of the honesty of all poor people who could read and write and felt a secret jealousy towards his own wife (a young woman he married for what his friends called "the good old English reason," which was that her father’s property was next to his own) because she had those skills to a greater extent than he did. In short, with Barnaby being an idiot and Grip a creature of pure instinct, it would be very difficult to define what this man really was.

He rode up to the door of a handsome house approached by a great flight of steps, where a man was waiting to take his horse, and led the way into a large hall, which, spacious as it was, was tainted with the fumes of last night’s stale debauch. Greatcoats, riding-whips, bridles, top-boots, spurs, and such gear, were strewn about on all sides, and formed, with some huge stags’ antlers, and a few portraits of dogs and horses, its principal embellishments.

He rode up to the door of a beautiful house with a wide set of steps, where a man was waiting to take his horse and showed him into a large hall that, despite its size, smelled of last night's stale party. Greatcoats, riding whips, bridles, tall boots, spurs, and other gear were scattered everywhere, and added to its main decorations, which included some massive stag antlers and a few portraits of dogs and horses.

Throwing himself into a great chair (in which, by the bye, he often snored away the night, when he had been, according to his admirers, a finer country gentleman than usual) he bade the man to tell his mistress to come down: and presently there appeared, a little flurried, as it seemed, by the unwonted summons, a lady much younger than himself, who had the appearance of being in delicate health, and not too happy.

Throwing himself into a big chair (where, by the way, he often dozed off at night, when he was, according to his fans, a better country gentleman than usual), he told the man to ask his mistress to come down. Shortly after, a lady much younger than him appeared, looking a bit flustered by the unusual request, who seemed to be in poor health and not very happy.

‘Here! Thou’st no delight in following the hounds as an Englishwoman should have,’ said the gentleman. ‘See to this here. That’ll please thee perhaps.’

‘Here! You have no joy in following the hounds like an Englishwoman should,’ said the gentleman. ‘Look at this. That might please you, perhaps.’

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The lady smiled, sat down at a little distance from him, and glanced at Barnaby with a look of pity.

The woman smiled, sat down a bit away from him, and looked at Barnaby with a sympathetic expression.

‘He’s an idiot, the woman says,’ observed the gentleman, shaking his head; ‘I don’t believe it.’

‘He’s an idiot, the woman says,’ noted the gentleman, shaking his head; ‘I can’t believe it.’

‘Are you his mother?’ asked the lady.

“Are you his mom?” the lady asked.

She answered yes.

She said yes.

‘What’s the use of asking HER?’ said the gentleman, thrusting his hands into his breeches pockets. ‘She’ll tell thee so, of course. Most likely he’s hired, at so much a day. There. Get on. Make him do something.’

‘What’s the point of asking HER?’ said the guy, shoving his hands into his pants pockets. ‘She’ll tell you that, obviously. He’s probably hired, at a certain rate per day. There. Go ahead. Make him take action.’

Grip having by this time recovered his urbanity, condescended, at Barnaby’s solicitation, to repeat his various phrases of speech, and to go through the whole of his performances with the utmost success. The corks, and the never say die, afforded the gentleman so much delight that he demanded the repetition of this part of the entertainment, until Grip got into his basket, and positively refused to say another word, good or bad. The lady too, was much amused with him; and the closing point of his obstinacy so delighted her husband that he burst into a roar of laughter, and demanded his price.

Grip had regained his charm by this time and, at Barnaby's request, agreed to repeat his various phrases and perform all his tricks with great success. The corks and "never say die" line brought him so much joy that he insisted on seeing this part of the show again, until Grip climbed into his basket and absolutely refused to say another word, whether good or bad. The lady was also very entertained by him; and the final point of Grip's stubbornness was so amusing to her husband that he erupted into laughter and asked for his fee.

Barnaby looked as though he didn’t understand his meaning. Probably he did not.

Barnaby looked like he didn’t get what he meant. He probably didn’t.

‘His price,’ said the gentleman, rattling the money in his pockets, ‘what dost want for him? How much?’

‘His price,’ said the gentleman, shaking the money in his pockets, ‘what do you want for him? How much?’

‘He’s not to be sold,’ replied Barnaby, shutting up the basket in a great hurry, and throwing the strap over his shoulder. ‘Mother, come away.’

‘He’s not for sale,’ Barnaby said quickly, closing the basket and tossing the strap over his shoulder. ‘Mom, let’s go.’

‘Thou seest how much of an idiot he is, book-learner,’ said the gentleman, looking scornfully at his wife. ‘He can make a bargain. What dost want for him, old woman?’

‘You see how much of an idiot he is, book-learner,’ said the gentleman, looking scornfully at his wife. ‘He can make a bargain. What do you want for him, old woman?’

‘He is my son’s constant companion,’ said the widow. ‘He is not to be sold, sir, indeed.’

‘He’s my son’s constant companion,’ said the widow. ‘He’s not for sale, sir, really.’

‘Not to be sold!’ cried the gentleman, growing ten times redder, hoarser, and louder than before. ‘Not to be sold!’

‘Not for sale!’ shouted the gentleman, getting ten times redder, hoarser, and louder than before. ‘Not for sale!’

‘Indeed no,’ she answered. ‘We have never thought of parting with him, sir, I do assure you.’

"Absolutely not," she replied. "We’ve never considered letting him go, sir, I assure you."

He was evidently about to make a very passionate retort, when a few murmured words from his wife happening to catch his ear, he turned sharply round, and said, ‘Eh? What?’

He was clearly about to make a really passionate response when a few whispered words from his wife caught his attention. He turned around quickly and said, ‘Huh? What?’

‘We can hardly expect them to sell the bird, against their own desire,’ she faltered. ‘If they prefer to keep him—’

‘We can hardly expect them to sell the bird, against their own wishes,’ she hesitated. ‘If they want to keep him—’

‘Prefer to keep him!’ he echoed. ‘These people, who go tramping about the country a-pilfering and vagabondising on all hands, prefer to keep a bird, when a landed proprietor and a justice asks his price! That old woman’s been to school. I know she has. Don’t tell me no,’ he roared to the widow, ‘I say, yes.’

‘You want to keep him!’ he repeated. ‘These people, who roam around the country stealing and wandering everywhere, want to keep a bird when a landowner and a judge are asking for its price! That old woman has been educated. I know she has. Don’t lie to me,’ he yelled at the widow, ‘I’m saying, yes.’

Barnaby’s mother pleaded guilty to the accusation, and hoped there was no harm in it.

Barnaby's mom admitted to the accusation and hoped it wouldn't cause any harm.

‘No harm!’ said the gentleman. ‘No. No harm. No harm, ye old rebel, not a bit of harm. If my clerk was here, I’d set ye in the stocks, I would, or lay ye in jail for prowling up and down, on the look-out for petty larcenies, ye limb of a gipsy. Here, Simon, put these pilferers out, shove ‘em into the road, out with ‘em! Ye don’t want to sell the bird, ye that come here to beg, don’t ye? If they an’t out in double-quick, set the dogs upon ‘em!’

“Not a problem!” said the gentleman. “No, really, not a problem at all, you old rebel, not a bit of trouble. If my assistant were here, I’d lock you up in the stocks, I would, or throw you in jail for wandering around, looking for petty thefts, you little rogue. Hey, Simon, get these thieves out of here, shove them into the street, kick them out! You don’t actually want to sell the bird, do you, the ones who came here to beg? If they’re not gone in no time, set the dogs on them!”

They waited for no further dismissal, but fled precipitately, leaving the gentleman to storm away by himself (for the poor lady had already retreated), and making a great many vain attempts to silence Grip, who, excited by the noise, drew corks enough for a city feast as they hurried down the avenue, and appeared to congratulate himself beyond measure on having been the cause of the disturbance. When they had nearly reached the lodge, another servant, emerging from the shrubbery, feigned to be very active in ordering them off, but this man put a crown into the widow’s hand, and whispering that his lady sent it, thrust them gently from the gate.

They didn't wait for any more orders, but quickly ran away, leaving the man to storm off on his own (since the poor lady had already left), making many futile attempts to quiet Grip, who, excited by the commotion, popped enough corks for a city feast as they hurried down the avenue, seeming to be quite proud of causing the chaos. When they were almost at the lodge, another servant appeared from the bushes, pretending to be very busy telling them to leave, but this man slipped a crown into the widow’s hand, whispering that his lady had sent it, and gently pushed them out through the gate.

This incident only suggested to the widow’s mind, when they halted at an alehouse some miles further on, and heard the justice’s character as given by his friends, that perhaps something more than capacity of stomach and tastes for the kennel and the stable, were required to form either a perfect country gentleman, a thoroughbred Englishman, or a genuine John Bull; and that possibly the terms were sometimes misappropriated, not to say disgraced. She little thought then, that a circumstance so slight would ever influence their future fortunes; but time and experience enlightened her in this respect.

This incident made the widow think, when they stopped at a tavern a few miles later and heard what his friends had to say about the justice, that maybe more than just a hearty appetite and a love for the stable and the dogs were needed to be a true country gentleman, a real Englishman, or an authentic John Bull; and that maybe those titles were sometimes misused, if not totally tarnished. She didn’t realize back then that such a trivial thing would ever impact their future fortunes, but over time and with experience, she came to understand.

‘Mother,’ said Barnaby, as they were sitting next day in a waggon which was to take them within ten miles of the capital, ‘we’re going to London first, you said. Shall we see that blind man there?’

‘Mom,’ Barnaby said, as they sat the next day in a wagon that was going to take them within ten miles of the capital, ‘we’re going to London first, right? Are we going to see that blind man there?’

She was about to answer ‘Heaven forbid!’ but checked herself, and told him No, she thought not; why did he ask?

She was about to say, "Heaven forbid!" but caught herself and told him, No, she didn't think so; why did he ask?

‘He’s a wise man,’ said Barnaby, with a thoughtful countenance. ‘I wish that we may meet with him again. What was it that he said of crowds? That gold was to be found where people crowded, and not among the trees and in such quiet places? He spoke as if he loved it; London is a crowded place; I think we shall meet him there.’

‘He’s a wise man,’ said Barnaby, looking thoughtful. ‘I hope we get to see him again. What was it he said about crowds? That gold is found where people gather, not in the trees and quiet spots? He spoke like he loved it; London is a busy place; I think we’ll run into him there.’

‘But why do you desire to see him, love?’ she asked.

‘But why do you want to see him, love?’ she asked.

‘Because,’ said Barnaby, looking wistfully at her, ‘he talked to me about gold, which is a rare thing, and say what you will, a thing you would like to have, I know. And because he came and went away so strangely—just as white-headed old men come sometimes to my bed’s foot in the night, and say what I can’t remember when the bright day returns. He told me he’d come back. I wonder why he broke his word!’

“Because,” Barnaby said, looking at her with longing, “he talked to me about gold, which is something rare, and let’s be honest, it’s something you’d want to have, I know. And because he appeared and disappeared so mysteriously—just like white-haired old men sometimes come to the foot of my bed at night and say things I can’t remember when morning comes. He promised he’d come back. I wonder why he didn’t keep his promise!”

‘But you never thought of being rich or gay, before, dear Barnaby. You have always been contented.’

‘But you never thought about being rich or happy before, dear Barnaby. You have always been content.’

He laughed and bade her say that again, then cried, ‘Ay ay—oh yes,’ and laughed once more. Then something passed that caught his fancy, and the topic wandered from his mind, and was succeeded by another just as fleeting.

He laughed and told her to say that again, then exclaimed, 'Oh yeah—definitely,' and laughed again. Then something else caught his interest, and the topic slipped from his mind, replaced by another just as momentary.

But it was plain from what he had said, and from his returning to the point more than once that day, and on the next, that the blind man’s visit, and indeed his words, had taken strong possession of his mind. Whether the idea of wealth had occurred to him for the first time on looking at the golden clouds that evening—and images were often presented to his thoughts by outward objects quite as remote and distant; or whether their poor and humble way of life had suggested it, by contrast, long ago; or whether the accident (as he would deem it) of the blind man’s pursuing the current of his own remarks, had done so at the moment; or he had been impressed by the mere circumstance of the man being blind, and, therefore, unlike any one with whom he had talked before; it was impossible to tell. She tried every means to discover, but in vain; and the probability is that Barnaby himself was equally in the dark.

But it was clear from what he had said, and from him bringing it up multiple times that day and the next, that the blind man’s visit, and his words, had really stuck with him. Whether the idea of wealth came to him for the first time when he saw the golden clouds that evening—and he often got ideas from things around him that seemed unrelated; or if their poor and simple lifestyle had suggested it to him long ago in comparison; or if it was just the coincidence of the blind man following his own train of thought at that moment; or maybe he was just affected by the fact that the man was blind and different from anyone he had spoken with before; it was impossible to say. She tried every way to find out, but it didn’t work; and it’s likely that Barnaby himself was just as confused.

It filled her with uneasiness to find him harping on this string, but all that she could do, was to lead him quickly to some other subject, and to dismiss it from his brain. To caution him against their visitor, to show any fear or suspicion in reference to him, would only be, she feared, to increase that interest with which Barnaby regarded him, and to strengthen his desire to meet him once again. She hoped, by plunging into the crowd, to rid herself of her terrible pursuer, and then, by journeying to a distance and observing increased caution, if that were possible, to live again unknown, in secrecy and peace.

It made her uneasy to see him fixating on this topic, so all she could do was to quickly change the subject and push it out of his mind. Warning him about their visitor or showing any fear or suspicion toward him would only, she feared, make Barnaby more interested in the guy and strengthen his desire to meet him again. She hoped that by diving into the crowd, she could shake off her terrible pursuer and then, by moving further away and being extra careful, if that were even possible, live again in anonymity, in safety and peace.

They reached, in course of time, their halting-place within ten miles of London, and lay there for the night, after bargaining to be carried on for a trifle next day, in a light van which was returning empty, and was to start at five o’clock in the morning. The driver was punctual, the road good—save for the dust, the weather being very hot and dry—and at seven in the forenoon of Friday the second of June, one thousand seven hundred and eighty, they alighted at the foot of Westminster Bridge, bade their conductor farewell, and stood alone, together, on the scorching pavement. For the freshness which night sheds upon such busy thoroughfares had already departed, and the sun was shining with uncommon lustre.

They arrived, over time, at their stopping point within ten miles of London and spent the night there after agreeing to be transported the next day in a light van that was heading back empty, scheduled to leave at five o’clock in the morning. The driver was on time, the road was good—except for the dust since the weather was very hot and dry—and at seven in the morning on Friday, June 2, 1780, they got out at the foot of Westminster Bridge, said goodbye to their driver, and stood together alone on the hot pavement. The freshness that night brings to such busy streets had already vanished, and the sun was shining unusually brightly.





Chapter 48

Uncertain where to go next, and bewildered by the crowd of people who were already astir, they sat down in one of the recesses on the bridge, to rest. They soon became aware that the stream of life was all pouring one way, and that a vast throng of persons were crossing the river from the Middlesex to the Surrey shore, in unusual haste and evident excitement. They were, for the most part, in knots of two or three, or sometimes half-a-dozen; they spoke little together—many of them were quite silent; and hurried on as if they had one absorbing object in view, which was common to them all.

Uncertain about where to go next and overwhelmed by the bustling crowd around them, they took a seat in one of the nooks on the bridge to rest. They quickly noticed that the flow of people was all headed in the same direction, with a large group crossing the river from the Middlesex side to the Surrey side, in a hurry and clearly excited. Most of them were in pairs or small groups, sometimes up to six; they talked very little—many were completely silent—and rushed on as if they all shared a single purpose that drove them forward.

They were surprised to see that nearly every man in this great concourse, which still came pouring past, without slackening in the least, wore in his hat a blue cockade; and that the chance passengers who were not so decorated, appeared timidly anxious to escape observation or attack, and gave them the wall as if they would conciliate them. This, however, was natural enough, considering their inferiority in point of numbers; for the proportion of those who wore blue cockades, to those who were dressed as usual, was at least forty or fifty to one. There was no quarrelling, however: the blue cockades went swarming on, passing each other when they could, and making all the speed that was possible in such a multitude; and exchanged nothing more than looks, and very often not even those, with such of the passers-by as were not of their number.

They were surprised to see that nearly every man in this huge crowd, which continued to surge past without slowing down at all, wore a blue cockade in his hat. The few passengers who weren't wearing the cockade seemed nervously eager to avoid drawing attention or facing confrontation, and they gave the others space as if trying to appease them. This was understandable, given their small numbers; the ratio of those wearing blue cockades to those dressed as usual was at least forty or fifty to one. However, there were no arguments; the blue cockades kept moving, passing each other when they could, trying to get through the throng as quickly as possible, and exchanged nothing more than glances, and often not even those, with the passers-by who weren’t part of their group.

At first, the current of people had been confined to the two pathways, and but a few more eager stragglers kept the road. But after half an hour or so, the passage was completely blocked up by the great press, which, being now closely wedged together, and impeded by the carts and coaches it encountered, moved but slowly, and was sometimes at a stand for five or ten minutes together.

At first, the flow of people was limited to the two pathways, with only a few more eager stragglers using the road. But after about half an hour, the way was completely jammed by the large crowd. Now tightly packed together and slowed down by the carts and coaches in their way, they moved very slowly and sometimes came to a complete stop for five or ten minutes at a time.

After the lapse of nearly two hours, the numbers began to diminish visibly, and gradually dwindling away, by little and little, left the bridge quite clear, save that, now and then, some hot and dusty man, with the cockade in his hat, and his coat thrown over his shoulder, went panting by, fearful of being too late, or stopped to ask which way his friends had taken, and being directed, hastened on again like one refreshed. In this comparative solitude, which seemed quite strange and novel after the late crowd, the widow had for the first time an opportunity of inquiring of an old man who came and sat beside them, what was the meaning of that great assemblage.

After almost two hours, the crowd started to noticeably thin out, and gradually, little by little, it cleared the bridge completely. Every now and then, a hot and dusty man with a cockade in his hat, and his coat draped over his shoulder, rushed by, worried about being late, or he would stop to ask which direction his friends had gone. After getting directions, he would hurry off again, looking refreshed. In this relative solitude, which felt strange and new after the recent crowd, the widow finally had a chance to ask an old man who sat down beside them what the huge gathering was all about.

‘Why, where have you come from,’ he returned, ‘that you haven’t heard of Lord George Gordon’s great association? This is the day that he presents the petition against the Catholics, God bless him!’

"Where have you been that you haven't heard about Lord George Gordon's big association?" he replied. "Today is the day he presents the petition against the Catholics, God bless him!"

‘What have all these men to do with that?’ she said.

‘What do all these men have to do with that?’ she said.

‘What have they to do with it!’ the old man replied. ‘Why, how you talk! Don’t you know his lordship has declared he won’t present it to the house at all, unless it is attended to the door by forty thousand good and true men at least? There’s a crowd for you!’

‘What do they have to do with it!’ the old man replied. ‘Why do you talk like that? Don’t you know his lordship has declared he won’t bring it to the house at all unless it’s accompanied to the door by at least forty thousand good and loyal men? That’s a crowd for you!’

‘A crowd indeed!’ said Barnaby. ‘Do you hear that, mother!’

‘What a crowd!’ said Barnaby. ‘Do you hear that, mom!’

‘And they’re mustering yonder, as I am told,’ resumed the old man, ‘nigh upon a hundred thousand strong. Ah! Let Lord George alone. He knows his power. There’ll be a good many faces inside them three windows over there,’ and he pointed to where the House of Commons overlooked the river, ‘that’ll turn pale when good Lord George gets up this afternoon, and with reason too! Ay, ay. Let his lordship alone. Let him alone. HE knows!’ And so, with much mumbling and chuckling and shaking of his forefinger, he rose, with the assistance of his stick, and tottered off.

"And they're gathering over there, as I've heard," the old man continued, "almost a hundred thousand strong. Ah! Just leave Lord George to it. He knows his influence. There will be plenty of faces in those three windows over there," he said, pointing to where the House of Commons looked out over the river, "that will turn pale when good Lord George stands up this afternoon, and for good reason too! Yes, yes. Just let his lordship handle it. He knows!" And with a lot of mumbling, chuckling, and shaking his finger, he got up with the help of his stick and wobbled away.

‘Mother!’ said Barnaby, ‘that’s a brave crowd he talks of. Come!’

‘Mom!’ said Barnaby, ‘that’s a brave crowd he’s talking about. Let’s go!’

‘Not to join it!’ cried his mother.

‘Don’t join it!’ cried his mother.

‘Yes, yes,’ he answered, plucking at her sleeve. ‘Why not? Come!’

'Yeah, yeah,' he replied, tugging at her sleeve. 'Why not? Let's go!'

‘You don’t know,’ she urged, ‘what mischief they may do, where they may lead you, what their meaning is. Dear Barnaby, for my sake—’

‘You don’t know,’ she insisted, ‘what trouble they could cause, where they might take you, what their intentions are. Please, Barnaby, for my sake—’

‘For your sake!’ he cried, patting her hand. ‘Well! It IS for your sake, mother. You remember what the blind man said, about the gold. Here’s a brave crowd! Come! Or wait till I come back—yes, yes, wait here.’

‘For your sake!’ he exclaimed, gently patting her hand. ‘Well! It IS for your sake, mother. You remember what the blind man said about the gold. Here’s a brave crowd! Come! Or wait until I return—yes, yes, wait here.’

She tried with all the earnestness her fears engendered, to turn him from his purpose, but in vain. He was stooping down to buckle on his shoe, when a hackney-coach passed them rather quickly, and a voice inside called to the driver to stop.

She made every effort her fears inspired to change his mind, but it was no use. He was bending down to fasten his shoe when a cab drove by them quickly, and a voice inside shouted to the driver to stop.

‘Young man,’ said a voice within.

‘Hey there, young man,’ said a voice inside.

‘Who’s that?’ cried Barnaby, looking up.

‘Who’s that?’ shouted Barnaby, looking up.

‘Do you wear this ornament?’ returned the stranger, holding out a blue cockade.

“Do you wear this decoration?” the stranger asked, holding out a blue cockade.

‘In Heaven’s name, no. Pray do not give it him!’ exclaimed the widow.

"In Heaven's name, no. Please don't give it to him!" exclaimed the widow.

‘Speak for yourself, woman,’ said the man within the coach, coldly. ‘Leave the young man to his choice; he’s old enough to make it, and to snap your apron-strings. He knows, without your telling, whether he wears the sign of a loyal Englishman or not.’

“Speak for yourself, woman,” said the man in the coach, coldly. “Let the young man make his own choice; he’s old enough to decide and to cut the apron strings. He knows, without you saying, whether he carries the mark of a loyal Englishman or not.”

Barnaby, trembling with impatience, cried, ‘Yes! yes, yes, I do,’ as he had cried a dozen times already. The man threw him a cockade, and crying, ‘Make haste to St George’s Fields,’ ordered the coachman to drive on fast; and left them.

Barnaby, shaking with impatience, exclaimed, ‘Yes! yes, yes, I do,’ just like he had a dozen times before. The man tossed him a badge and shouted, ‘Hurry to St George’s Fields,’ instructing the coachman to drive quickly; then he left them.

With hands that trembled with his eagerness to fix the bauble in his hat, Barnaby was adjusting it as he best could, and hurriedly replying to the tears and entreaties of his mother, when two gentlemen passed on the opposite side of the way. Observing them, and seeing how Barnaby was occupied, they stopped, whispered together for an instant, turned back, and came over to them.

With hands shaking from his excitement to fix the trinket in his hat, Barnaby was adjusting it as best as he could while quickly responding to his mother’s tears and pleas. Two gentlemen walked by on the other side of the street. Noticing Barnaby and what he was doing, they paused, whispered to each other for a moment, turned around, and approached them.

‘Why are you sitting here?’ said one of them, who was dressed in a plain suit of black, wore long lank hair, and carried a great cane. ‘Why have you not gone with the rest?’

‘Why are you sitting here?’ asked one of them, who was wearing a plain black suit, had long, thin hair, and was holding a large cane. ‘Why haven’t you gone with the others?’

‘I am going, sir,’ replied Barnaby, finishing his task, and putting his hat on with an air of pride. ‘I shall be there directly.’

‘I’m on my way, sir,’ Barnaby said, completing his task and putting on his hat with a sense of pride. ‘I’ll be there soon.’

‘Say “my lord,” young man, when his lordship does you the honour of speaking to you,’ said the second gentleman mildly. ‘If you don’t know Lord George Gordon when you see him, it’s high time you should.’

“Say ‘my lord,’ young man, when his lordship speaks to you,” said the second gentleman gently. “If you can’t recognize Lord George Gordon when you see him, it’s about time you learned.”

‘Nay, Gashford,’ said Lord George, as Barnaby pulled off his hat again and made him a low bow, ‘it’s no great matter on a day like this, which every Englishman will remember with delight and pride. Put on your hat, friend, and follow us, for you lag behind and are late. It’s past ten now. Didn’t you know that the hour for assembling was ten o’clock?’

‘No, Gashford,’ said Lord George, as Barnaby took off his hat again and gave him a low bow, ‘it’s not a big deal on a day like this, which every Englishman will remember with joy and pride. Put your hat back on, my friend, and come with us, because you're falling behind and we're late. It’s past ten now. Didn’t you know that the meeting time was ten o’clock?’

Barnaby shook his head and looked vacantly from one to the other.

Barnaby shook his head and stared blankly from one person to the other.

‘You might have known it, friend,’ said Gashford, ‘it was perfectly understood. How came you to be so ill informed?’

"You should have known, my friend," Gashford said, "it was completely clear. How did you end up so misinformed?"

‘He cannot tell you, sir,’ the widow interposed. ‘It’s of no use to ask him. We are but this morning come from a long distance in the country, and know nothing of these matters.’

‘He can't tell you, sir,’ the widow interrupted. ‘It's pointless to ask him. We just arrived this morning from a long way out in the country and know nothing about these things.’

‘The cause has taken a deep root, and has spread its branches far and wide,’ said Lord George to his secretary. ‘This is a pleasant hearing. I thank Heaven for it!’

"The cause has taken a deep root and has spread its branches far and wide," said Lord George to his secretary. "This is great to hear. I'm thankful for it!"

‘Amen!’ cried Gashford with a solemn face.

‘Amen!’ cried Gashford with a serious expression.

‘You do not understand me, my lord,’ said the widow. ‘Pardon me, but you cruelly mistake my meaning. We know nothing of these matters. We have no desire or right to join in what you are about to do. This is my son, my poor afflicted son, dearer to me than my own life. In mercy’s name, my lord, go your way alone, and do not tempt him into danger!’

‘You don’t understand me, my lord,’ said the widow. ‘I’m sorry, but you’re completely misinterpreting what I mean. We know nothing about these things. We have no desire or right to be involved in what you’re planning to do. This is my son, my poor suffering son, more precious to me than my own life. For the sake of mercy, my lord, please go on your way alone, and don’t put him at risk!’

‘My good woman,’ said Gashford, ‘how can you!—Dear me!—What do you mean by tempting, and by danger? Do you think his lordship is a roaring lion, going about and seeking whom he may devour? God bless me!’

‘My good woman,’ said Gashford, ‘how can you!—Oh my!—What do you mean by tempting, and by danger? Do you think his lordship is a fierce lion, roaming around looking for someone to devour? Goodness!’

‘No, no, my lord, forgive me,’ implored the widow, laying both her hands upon his breast, and scarcely knowing what she did, or said, in the earnestness of her supplication, ‘but there are reasons why you should hear my earnest, mother’s prayer, and leave my son with me. Oh do! He is not in his right senses, he is not, indeed!’

‘No, no, my lord, please forgive me,’ the widow pleaded, placing both her hands on his chest, hardly aware of what she was doing or saying in her desperate appeal. ‘But there are reasons you should listen to my heartfelt, mother’s prayer, and let my son stay with me. Oh please! He’s not in his right mind, he truly isn’t!’

‘It is a bad sign of the wickedness of these times,’ said Lord George, evading her touch, and colouring deeply, ‘that those who cling to the truth and support the right cause, are set down as mad. Have you the heart to say this of your own son, unnatural mother!’

‘It’s a troubling indication of the times we live in,' said Lord George, pulling away from her touch and blushing, ‘that those who hold onto the truth and back the right cause are labeled as crazy. How could you say this about your own son, you heartless mother!’

‘I am astonished at you!’ said Gashford, with a kind of meek severity. ‘This is a very sad picture of female depravity.’

‘I’m shocked by you!’ said Gashford, with a sort of gentle sternness. ‘This is a very sad portrayal of female corruption.’

‘He has surely no appearance,’ said Lord George, glancing at Barnaby, and whispering in his secretary’s ear, ‘of being deranged? And even if he had, we must not construe any trifling peculiarity into madness. Which of us’—and here he turned red again—‘would be safe, if that were made the law!’

‘He definitely doesn’t seem crazy,’ said Lord George, looking at Barnaby and whispering in his secretary’s ear, ‘even if he did, we shouldn’t mistake any minor oddness for insanity. Which of us’—and here he blushed again—‘would be safe if that became the rule!’

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‘Not one,’ replied the secretary; ‘in that case, the greater the zeal, the truth, and talent; the more direct the call from above; the clearer would be the madness. With regard to this young man, my lord,’ he added, with a lip that slightly curled as he looked at Barnaby, who stood twirling his hat, and stealthily beckoning them to come away, ‘he is as sensible and self-possessed as any one I ever saw.’

‘Not one,’ replied the secretary; ‘in that case, the greater the enthusiasm, the truth, and talent; the more direct the call from above; the clearer the madness would be. As for this young man, my lord,’ he added, with a slight smirk as he looked at Barnaby, who was twirling his hat and quietly signaling them to leave, ‘he is as sensible and composed as anyone I’ve ever seen.’

‘And you desire to make one of this great body?’ said Lord George, addressing him; ‘and intended to make one, did you?’

‘And you want to become part of this great group?’ Lord George asked him. ‘And you meant to do so, didn’t you?’

‘Yes—yes,’ said Barnaby, with sparkling eyes. ‘To be sure I did! I told her so myself.’

‘Yeah—yeah,’ said Barnaby, his eyes sparkling. ‘Of course I did! I told her so myself.’

‘I see,’ replied Lord George, with a reproachful glance at the unhappy mother. ‘I thought so. Follow me and this gentleman, and you shall have your wish.’

“I see,” replied Lord George, giving a disapproving look to the troubled mother. “I figured that. Follow me and this gentleman, and you'll get what you want.”

Barnaby kissed his mother tenderly on the cheek, and bidding her be of good cheer, for their fortunes were both made now, did as he was desired. She, poor woman, followed too—with how much fear and grief it would be hard to tell.

Barnaby kissed his mother gently on the cheek and told her to stay positive since their fortunes were both secure now, and he did as she wanted. She, poor woman, followed along—with just how much fear and sadness is hard to say.

They passed quickly through the Bridge Road, where the shops were all shut up (for the passage of the great crowd and the expectation of their return had alarmed the tradesmen for their goods and windows), and where, in the upper stories, all the inhabitants were congregated, looking down into the street below, with faces variously expressive of alarm, of interest, expectancy, and indignation. Some of these applauded, and some hissed; but regardless of these interruptions—for the noise of a vast congregation of people at a little distance, sounded in his ears like the roaring of the sea—Lord George Gordon quickened his pace, and presently arrived before St George’s Fields.

They quickly made their way through Bridge Road, where all the shops were closed (the movement of the large crowd and the anticipation of their return had worried the shopkeepers about their merchandise and windows). In the upper stories, all the residents gathered, looking down at the street below, their faces showing various expressions of fear, interest, expectation, and anger. Some cheered, while others booed; but ignoring these distractions—since the noise of a huge crowd nearby sounded in his ears like the roar of the ocean—Lord George Gordon hurried along and soon reached St George’s Fields.

They were really fields at that time, and of considerable extent. Here an immense multitude was collected, bearing flags of various kinds and sizes, but all of the same colour—blue, like the cockades—some sections marching to and fro in military array, and others drawn up in circles, squares, and lines. A large portion, both of the bodies which paraded the ground, and of those which remained stationary, were occupied in singing hymns or psalms. With whomsoever this originated, it was well done; for the sound of so many thousand voices in the air must have stirred the heart of any man within him, and could not fail to have a wonderful effect upon enthusiasts, however mistaken.

They were really fields back then, and quite large. Here, a massive crowd had gathered, waving flags of different sizes, but all the same color—blue, like the cockades. Some groups were marching in military formation, while others were arranged in circles, squares, and lines. A significant portion, both of those parading around and those standing still, was engaged in singing hymns or psalms. No matter who started it, it was well done; the sound of so many thousands of voices in the air must have touched any man's heart and would surely have an amazing effect on enthusiasts, no matter how misguided.

Scouts had been posted in advance of the great body, to give notice of their leader’s coming. These falling back, the word was quickly passed through the whole host, and for a short interval there ensued a profound and deathlike silence, during which the mass was so still and quiet, that the fluttering of a banner caught the eye, and became a circumstance of note. Then they burst into a tremendous shout, into another, and another; and the air seemed rent and shaken, as if by the discharge of cannon.

Scouts had been positioned ahead of the main group to announce their leader's arrival. Once they stepped back, the news quickly spread through the entire crowd. For a brief moment, there was a deep and eerie silence, so still that even the fluttering of a banner drew attention and became a significant event. Then they erupted into a huge cheer, followed by another, and another; the sound filled the air as if it were the blast of cannons.

‘Gashford!’ cried Lord George, pressing his secretary’s arm tight within his own, and speaking with as much emotion in his voice, as in his altered face, ‘I am called indeed, now. I feel and know it. I am the leader of a host. If they summoned me at this moment with one voice to lead them on to death, I’d do it—Yes, and fall first myself!’

‘Gashford!’ shouted Lord George, gripping his secretary’s arm tightly, his voice filled with as much emotion as his changed expression, ‘I am truly called now. I feel it and I know it. I am the leader of a group. If they summoned me at this moment to lead them into danger, I’d do it—Yes, I’d be the first to go!’

‘It is a proud sight,’ said the secretary. ‘It is a noble day for England, and for the great cause throughout the world. Such homage, my lord, as I, an humble but devoted man, can render—’

‘It’s a proud sight,’ said the secretary. ‘It’s a noble day for England and for the great cause worldwide. Such tribute, my lord, as I, a humble but devoted man, can give—’

‘What are you doing?’ cried his master, catching him by both hands; for he had made a show of kneeling at his feet. ‘Do not unfit me, dear Gashford, for the solemn duty of this glorious day—’ the tears stood in the eyes of the poor gentleman as he said the words.—‘Let us go among them; we have to find a place in some division for this new recruit—give me your hand.’

‘What are you doing?’ shouted his master, grabbing him by both hands; he had pretended to kneel at his feet. ‘Don’t make me unprepared, dear Gashford, for the serious responsibility of this important day—’ tears filled the eyes of the poor gentleman as he spoke. ‘Let’s go among them; we need to find a spot in some division for this new recruit—give me your hand.’

Gashford slid his cold insidious palm into his master’s grasp, and so, hand in hand, and followed still by Barnaby and by his mother too, they mingled with the concourse.

Gashford slipped his cold, sly hand into his master's grip, and so, hand in hand, still followed by Barnaby and his mother, they blended into the crowd.

They had by this time taken to their singing again, and as their leader passed between their ranks, they raised their voices to their utmost. Many of those who were banded together to support the religion of their country, even unto death, had never heard a hymn or psalm in all their lives. But these fellows having for the most part strong lungs, and being naturally fond of singing, chanted any ribaldry or nonsense that occurred to them, feeling pretty certain that it would not be detected in the general chorus, and not caring much if it were. Many of these voluntaries were sung under the very nose of Lord George Gordon, who, quite unconscious of their burden, passed on with his usual stiff and solemn deportment, very much edified and delighted by the pious conduct of his followers.

They had started singing again, and as their leader walked between them, they raised their voices as loud as they could. Many of those gathered to support their country's religion, even to the point of death, had never heard a hymn or psalm in their lives. But these guys, mostly with strong voices and a natural love for singing, belted out any crude lyrics or nonsense that came to mind, confident it would be lost in the overall noise, and they didn’t care much if it was noticed. Many of these improvised songs were sung right in front of Lord George Gordon, who, completely unaware of their content, continued on with his usual stiff and serious demeanor, feeling quite uplifted and pleased by the devout behavior of his followers.

So they went on and on, up this line, down that, round the exterior of this circle, and on every side of that hollow square; and still there were lines, and squares, and circles out of number to review. The day being now intensely hot, and the sun striking down his fiercest rays upon the field, those who carried heavy banners began to grow faint and weary; most of the number assembled were fain to pull off their neckcloths, and throw their coats and waistcoats open; and some, towards the centre, quite overpowered by the excessive heat, which was of course rendered more unendurable by the multitude around them, lay down upon the grass, and offered all they had about them for a drink of water. Still, no man left the ground, not even of those who were so distressed; still Lord George, streaming from every pore, went on with Gashford; and still Barnaby and his mother followed close behind them.

So they kept going on and on, up this line, down that one, around the outside of this circle, and all sides of that hollow square; and there were still countless lines, squares, and circles to go over. The day was now blazing hot, with the sun beating down its strongest rays on the field, and those carrying heavy banners began to feel faint and exhausted; most of the crowd started to take off their neckties and open their coats and waistcoats; some, closer to the center, completely overwhelmed by the sweltering heat, which was even worse with so many people around them, lay down on the grass, offering everything they had for a drink of water. Still, no one left the area, not even those who were really struggling; still, Lord George, sweating from every pore, continued on with Gashford; and still, Barnaby and his mother followed closely behind them.

They had arrived at the top of a long line of some eight hundred men in single file, and Lord George had turned his head to look back, when a loud cry of recognition—in that peculiar and half-stifled tone which a voice has, when it is raised in the open air and in the midst of a great concourse of persons—was heard, and a man stepped with a shout of laughter from the rank, and smote Barnaby on the shoulders with his heavy hand.

They had reached the front of a long line of about eight hundred men standing in single file, and Lord George turned his head to look back when a loud shout of recognition— in that unique and somewhat muffled tone that a voice takes on when it's raised outdoors among a large crowd—was heard. A man stepped out from the line, laughing, and slapped Barnaby on the shoulders with a heavy hand.

‘How now!’ he cried. ‘Barnaby Rudge! Why, where have you been hiding for these hundred years?’

'Hey there!' he shouted. 'Barnaby Rudge! Where have you been hiding all these years?'

Barnaby had been thinking within himself that the smell of the trodden grass brought back his old days at cricket, when he was a young boy and played on Chigwell Green. Confused by this sudden and boisterous address, he stared in a bewildered manner at the man, and could scarcely say ‘What! Hugh!’

Barnaby had been thinking to himself that the smell of the crushed grass reminded him of his childhood playing cricket on Chigwell Green. Confused by this loud and unexpected greeting, he stared at the man in disbelief and could barely manage to say, "What! Hugh!"

‘Hugh!’ echoed the other; ‘ay, Hugh—Maypole Hugh! You remember my dog? He’s alive now, and will know you, I warrant. What, you wear the colour, do you? Well done! Ha ha ha!’

‘Hugh!’ replied the other; ‘yeah, Hugh—Maypole Hugh! Remember my dog? He’s alive now and will recognize you, I bet. What, you're wearing the color, huh? Well done! Ha ha ha!’

‘You know this young man, I see,’ said Lord George.

‘You know this young man, I see,’ said Lord George.

‘Know him, my lord! as well as I know my own right hand. My captain knows him. We all know him.’

'Know him, my lord! Just like I know my own right hand. My captain knows him. We all know him.'

‘Will you take him into your division?’

‘Will you take him into your team?’

‘It hasn’t in it a better, nor a nimbler, nor a more active man, than Barnaby Rudge,’ said Hugh. ‘Show me the man who says it has! Fall in, Barnaby. He shall march, my lord, between me and Dennis; and he shall carry,’ he added, taking a flag from the hand of a tired man who tendered it, ‘the gayest silken streamer in this valiant army.’

‘It doesn’t have a better, quicker, or more active man than Barnaby Rudge,’ said Hugh. ‘Show me the guy who claims it does! Fall in, Barnaby. He’s going to march, my lord, between me and Dennis; and he’ll carry,’ he added, taking a flag from the hand of a weary man who offered it, ‘the brightest silk banner in this brave army.’

‘In the name of God, no!’ shrieked the widow, darting forward. ‘Barnaby—my lord—see—he’ll come back—Barnaby—Barnaby!’

‘In the name of God, no!’ screamed the widow, rushing forward. ‘Barnaby—my lord—look—he’ll come back—Barnaby—Barnaby!’

‘Women in the field!’ cried Hugh, stepping between them, and holding her off. ‘Holloa! My captain there!’

‘Women in the field!’ shouted Hugh, stepping between them and holding her back. ‘Hey! My captain over there!’

‘What’s the matter here?’ cried Simon Tappertit, bustling up in a great heat. ‘Do you call this order?’

‘What’s going on here?’ shouted Simon Tappertit, rushing over in a big hurry. ‘Is this what you call order?’

‘Nothing like it, captain,’ answered Hugh, still holding her back with his outstretched hand. ‘It’s against all orders. Ladies are carrying off our gallant soldiers from their duty. The word of command, captain! They’re filing off the ground. Quick!’

‘Nothing like it, captain,’ answered Hugh, still holding her back with his outstretched hand. ‘It’s against all orders. Ladies are taking our brave soldiers away from their duty. The command, captain! They’re leaving the area. Hurry!’

‘Close!’ cried Simon, with the whole power of his lungs. ‘Form! March!’

“Close!” shouted Simon at the top of his lungs. “Form up! March!”

She was thrown to the ground; the whole field was in motion; Barnaby was whirled away into the heart of a dense mass of men, and she saw him no more.

She was knocked to the ground; the whole field was in chaos; Barnaby was swept away into the middle of a crowd of men, and she didn’t see him again.





Chapter 49

The mob had been divided from its first assemblage into four divisions; the London, the Westminster, the Southwark, and the Scotch. Each of these divisions being subdivided into various bodies, and these bodies being drawn up in various forms and figures, the general arrangement was, except to the few chiefs and leaders, as unintelligible as the plan of a great battle to the meanest soldier in the field. It was not without its method, however; for, in a very short space of time after being put in motion, the crowd had resolved itself into three great parties, and were prepared, as had been arranged, to cross the river by different bridges, and make for the House of Commons in separate detachments.

The mob had been split from the start into four groups: the London, the Westminster, the Southwark, and the Scotch. Each of these groups was further divided into various factions, organized in different formations and shapes. For most of the members, the overall setup was just as confusing as a complex battle plan would be to an average soldier in the field. Despite this chaos, there was some method to it; shortly after getting moving, the crowd had formed into three main parties and was ready, as planned, to cross the river using different bridges and head to the House of Commons in separate teams.

At the head of that division which had Westminster Bridge for its approach to the scene of action, Lord George Gordon took his post; with Gashford at his right hand, and sundry ruffians, of most unpromising appearance, forming a kind of staff about him. The conduct of a second party, whose route lay by Blackfriars, was entrusted to a committee of management, including perhaps a dozen men: while the third, which was to go by London Bridge, and through the main streets, in order that their numbers and their serious intentions might be the better known and appreciated by the citizens, were led by Simon Tappertit (assisted by a few subalterns, selected from the Brotherhood of United Bulldogs), Dennis the hangman, Hugh, and some others.

At the front of the group that had Westminster Bridge as its way to the action, Lord George Gordon took his position; with Gashford on his right and a bunch of rough-looking guys forming a sort of staff around him. The management of a second group, whose path went by Blackfriars, was assigned to a committee of about a dozen men. Meanwhile, the third group, which was to take London Bridge and go through the main streets so that their numbers and serious intentions could be better recognized and acknowledged by the citizens, was led by Simon Tappertit (with help from a few junior members chosen from the Brotherhood of United Bulldogs), Dennis the hangman, Hugh, and some others.

The word of command being given, each of these great bodies took the road assigned to it, and departed on its way, in perfect order and profound silence. That which went through the City greatly exceeded the others in number, and was of such prodigious extent that when the rear began to move, the front was nearly four miles in advance, notwithstanding that the men marched three abreast and followed very close upon each other.

Once the command was given, each of these large groups took the assigned route and set off in perfect order and complete silence. The group passing through the City was significantly larger than the others and was so vast that when the rear started to move, the front was nearly four miles ahead, even though the men marched three abreast and were closely packed together.

At the head of this party, in the place where Hugh, in the madness of his humour, had stationed him, and walking between that dangerous companion and the hangman, went Barnaby; as many a man among the thousands who looked on that day afterwards remembered well. Forgetful of all other things in the ecstasy of the moment, his face flushed and his eyes sparkling with delight, heedless of the weight of the great banner he carried, and mindful only of its flashing in the sun and rustling in the summer breeze, on he went, proud, happy, elated past all telling:—the only light-hearted, undesigning creature, in the whole assembly.

At the front of this group, in the spot where Hugh, caught up in his playful mood, had put him, and walking between that risky companion and the executioner, was Barnaby; as many people among the thousands who watched that day later remembered clearly. Forgetting everything else in the thrill of the moment, his face bright red and his eyes shining with joy, ignoring the heaviness of the big banner he carried, and focused only on its shining in the sun and rustling in the summer breeze, he marched on, proud, happy, and beyond words elated:—the only carefree, innocent person in the entire crowd.

‘What do you think of this?’ asked Hugh, as they passed through the crowded streets, and looked up at the windows which were thronged with spectators. ‘They have all turned out to see our flags and streamers? Eh, Barnaby? Why, Barnaby’s the greatest man of all the pack! His flag’s the largest of the lot, the brightest too. There’s nothing in the show, like Barnaby. All eyes are turned on him. Ha ha ha!’

‘What do you think of this?’ Hugh asked as they walked through the crowded streets, looking up at the windows filled with spectators. ‘They’ve all come out to see our flags and streamers, right? Eh, Barnaby? Barnaby’s the biggest star of the whole group! His flag is the largest and the brightest. There’s nothing in the show like Barnaby. Everyone is looking at him. Ha ha ha!’

‘Don’t make that din, brother,’ growled the hangman, glancing with no very approving eyes at Barnaby as he spoke: ‘I hope he don’t think there’s nothing to be done, but carrying that there piece of blue rag, like a boy at a breaking up. You’re ready for action I hope, eh? You, I mean,’ he added, nudging Barnaby roughly with his elbow. ‘What are you staring at? Why don’t you speak?’

‘Stop making that noise, brother,’ the hangman grumbled, looking at Barnaby with disapproval as he spoke: ‘I hope he doesn’t think there’s nothing to be done, just carrying that piece of blue cloth, like a kid at a party. You’re ready for action, I hope, right? You, I mean,’ he added, jabbing Barnaby roughly with his elbow. ‘What are you staring at? Why don’t you say something?’

Barnaby had been gazing at his flag, and looked vacantly from his questioner to Hugh.

Barnaby had been staring at his flag and blankly shifted his gaze from his questioner to Hugh.

‘He don’t understand your way,’ said the latter. ‘Here, I’ll explain it to him. Barnaby old boy, attend to me.’

'He doesn't understand your way,' said the latter. 'Here, I'll explain it to him. Barnaby, my old friend, pay attention to me.'

‘I’ll attend,’ said Barnaby, looking anxiously round; ‘but I wish I could see her somewhere.’

"I'll go," Barnaby said, looking around nervously. "But I wish I could see her somewhere."

‘See who?’ demanded Dennis in a gruff tone. ‘You an’t in love I hope, brother? That an’t the sort of thing for us, you know. We mustn’t have no love here.’

‘See who?’ Dennis asked in a gruff tone. ‘I hope you’re not in love, brother? That’s not really our thing, you know. We can’t have any love around here.’

‘She would be proud indeed to see me now, eh Hugh?’ said Barnaby. ‘Wouldn’t it make her glad to see me at the head of this large show? She’d cry for joy, I know she would. Where CAN she be? She never sees me at my best, and what do I care to be gay and fine if SHE’S not by?’

‘She would be so proud to see me now, right, Hugh?’ said Barnaby. ‘Wouldn’t it make her happy to see me leading this big event? She’d cry tears of joy, I know she would. Where could she be? She never sees me at my best, and honestly, what’s the point of being cheerful and well-dressed if SHE isn’t here?’

‘Why, what palaver’s this?’ asked Mr Dennis with supreme disdain. ‘We an’t got no sentimental members among us, I hope.’

‘Why, what nonsense is this?’ asked Mr. Dennis with utter disdain. ‘I hope we don’t have any sentimental members in our midst.’

‘Don’t be uneasy, brother,’ cried Hugh, ‘he’s only talking of his mother.’

‘Don’t worry, brother,’ Hugh said, ‘he’s just talking about his mom.’

‘Of his what?’ said Mr Dennis with a strong oath.

‘Of his what?’ Mr. Dennis exclaimed, swearing loudly.

‘His mother.’

"His mom."

‘And have I combined myself with this here section, and turned out on this here memorable day, to hear men talk about their mothers!’ growled Mr Dennis with extreme disgust. ‘The notion of a man’s sweetheart’s bad enough, but a man’s mother!’—and here his disgust was so extreme that he spat upon the ground, and could say no more.

"And have I ended up in this section, just to hear men talk about their mothers on this memorable day?" Mr. Dennis growled with utter disgust. "The idea of a man’s sweetheart is bad enough, but his mother!"—and his disgust was so intense that he spat on the ground and couldn’t say anything more.

‘Barnaby’s right,’ cried Hugh with a grin, ‘and I say it. Lookee, bold lad. If she’s not here to see, it’s because I’ve provided for her, and sent half-a-dozen gentlemen, every one of ‘em with a blue flag (but not half as fine as yours), to take her, in state, to a grand house all hung round with gold and silver banners, and everything else you please, where she’ll wait till you come, and want for nothing.’

‘Barnaby’s right,’ Hugh exclaimed with a grin, ‘and I stand by that. Look here, bold lad. If she’s not around to see it, it’s because I’ve taken care of her and sent six gentlemen, each with a blue flag (but not nearly as nice as yours), to escort her, in style, to a grand house adorned with gold and silver banners and everything else you could want, where she’ll wait for you and have everything she needs.’

‘Ay!’ said Barnaby, his face beaming with delight: ‘have you indeed? That’s a good hearing. That’s fine! Kind Hugh!’

“Ay!” said Barnaby, his face shining with joy. “You really do? That’s great news. That’s awesome! Kind Hugh!”

‘But nothing to what will come, bless you,’ retorted Hugh, with a wink at Dennis, who regarded his new companion in arms with great astonishment.

‘But nothing compared to what's coming, bless you,’ replied Hugh, winking at Dennis, who looked at his new comrade in arms with great astonishment.

‘No, indeed?’ cried Barnaby.

“No way?” cried Barnaby.

‘Nothing at all,’ said Hugh. ‘Money, cocked hats and feathers, red coats and gold lace; all the fine things there are, ever were, or will be; will belong to us if we are true to that noble gentleman—the best man in the world—carry our flags for a few days, and keep ‘em safe. That’s all we’ve got to do.’

"Nothing at all," said Hugh. "Money, fancy hats and feathers, red coats and gold lace; all the great things that exist, have ever existed, or will exist; will belong to us if we stay loyal to that noble gentleman—the best man in the world—fly our flags for a few days, and keep them safe. That’s all we need to do."

‘Is that all?’ cried Barnaby with glistening eyes, as he clutched his pole the tighter; ‘I warrant you I keep this one safe, then. You have put it in good hands. You know me, Hugh. Nobody shall wrest this flag away.’

‘Is that all?’ Barnaby shouted with shining eyes as he gripped his pole tighter. ‘I promise I’ll keep this one safe. You’ve put it in good hands. You know me, Hugh. No one will take this flag from me.’

‘Well said!’ cried Hugh. ‘Ha ha! Nobly said! That’s the old stout Barnaby, that I have climbed and leaped with, many and many a day—I knew I was not mistaken in Barnaby.—Don’t you see, man,’ he added in a whisper, as he slipped to the other side of Dennis, ‘that the lad’s a natural, and can be got to do anything, if you take him the right way? Letting alone the fun he is, he’s worth a dozen men, in earnest, as you’d find if you tried a fall with him. Leave him to me. You shall soon see whether he’s of use or not.’

"Well said!" Hugh exclaimed. "Ha ha! Nicely put! That’s the old sturdy Barnaby, the one I've climbed and jumped with countless times—I knew I wasn't wrong about Barnaby. Don’t you see, man," he added quietly, slipping to the other side of Dennis, "that the guy is a natural and can be persuaded to do anything if you approach him the right way? Aside from how much fun he is, he’s worth a dozen men when it comes to serious matters, as you’d realize if you ever wrestled with him. Just leave him to me. You’ll soon see if he’s useful or not."

Mr Dennis received these explanatory remarks with many nods and winks, and softened his behaviour towards Barnaby from that moment. Hugh, laying his finger on his nose, stepped back into his former place, and they proceeded in silence.

Mr. Dennis took these comments with a lot of nods and winks, and from that moment on, he eased up on how he treated Barnaby. Hugh, putting a finger on his nose, stepped back to his original spot, and they continued in silence.

It was between two and three o’clock in the afternoon when the three great parties met at Westminster, and, uniting into one huge mass, raised a tremendous shout. This was not only done in token of their presence, but as a signal to those on whom the task devolved, that it was time to take possession of the lobbies of both Houses, and of the various avenues of approach, and of the gallery stairs. To the last-named place, Hugh and Dennis, still with their pupil between them, rushed straightway; Barnaby having given his flag into the hands of one of their own party, who kept them at the outer door. Their followers pressing on behind, they were borne as on a great wave to the very doors of the gallery, whence it was impossible to retreat, even if they had been so inclined, by reason of the throng which choked up the passages. It is a familiar expression in describing a great crowd, that a person might have walked upon the people’s heads. In this case it was actually done; for a boy who had by some means got among the concourse, and was in imminent danger of suffocation, climbed to the shoulders of a man beside him and walked upon the people’s hats and heads into the open street; traversing in his passage the whole length of two staircases and a long gallery. Nor was the swarm without less dense; for a basket which had been tossed into the crowd, was jerked from head to head, and shoulder to shoulder, and went spinning and whirling on above them, until it was lost to view, without ever once falling in among them or coming near the ground.

It was between two and three o’clock in the afternoon when the three major groups gathered at Westminster and, coming together as one large crowd, let out a huge cheer. This wasn’t just to show they were there, but also to signal those responsible that it was time to take control of the lobbies of both Houses, the various entrances, and the stairs to the gallery. Hugh and Dennis, still with their student between them, immediately rushed to the gallery; Barnaby had handed his flag to someone else in their group who was waiting at the outer door. Their supporters pushed in behind them, and they were swept like a wave right to the doors of the gallery, where it was impossible to backtrack, even if they wanted to, due to the crowd blocking the passages. It's a common saying to describe a large crowd that someone could walk on people's heads. In this case, it actually happened; a boy who somehow ended up in the crowd and was close to suffocating climbed onto a man's shoulders next to him and walked over people’s hats and heads into the open street, covering the entire distance of two staircases and a long gallery. The crowd was just as dense; a basket that had been thrown into the throng was passed from head to head and shoulder to shoulder, spinning and swirling above them until it disappeared from sight without ever touching the ground.

Through this vast throng, sprinkled doubtless here and there with honest zealots, but composed for the most part of the very scum and refuse of London, whose growth was fostered by bad criminal laws, bad prison regulations, and the worst conceivable police, such of the members of both Houses of Parliament as had not taken the precaution to be already at their posts, were compelled to fight and force their way. Their carriages were stopped and broken; the wheels wrenched off; the glasses shivered to atoms; the panels beaten in; drivers, footmen, and masters, pulled from their seats and rolled in the mud. Lords, commoners, and reverend bishops, with little distinction of person or party, were kicked and pinched and hustled; passed from hand to hand through various stages of ill-usage; and sent to their fellow-senators at last with their clothes hanging in ribands about them, their bagwigs torn off, themselves speechless and breathless, and their persons covered with the powder which had been cuffed and beaten out of their hair. One lord was so long in the hands of the populace, that the Peers as a body resolved to sally forth and rescue him, and were in the act of doing so, when he happily appeared among them covered with dirt and bruises, and hardly to be recognised by those who knew him best. The noise and uproar were on the increase every moment. The air was filled with execrations, hoots, and howlings. The mob raged and roared, like a mad monster as it was, unceasingly, and each new outrage served to swell its fury.

Through this huge crowd, probably mixed in with a few genuine die-hards, but mostly made up of the absolute dregs of London, whose existence was supported by terrible criminal laws, awful prison regulations, and the worst police imaginable, those members of both Houses of Parliament who hadn’t already taken the precaution to be at their posts were forced to fight and push their way through. Their carriages were stopped and damaged; wheels were wrenched off; the windows shattered; the panels smashed in; drivers, footmen, and masters were pulled from their seats and thrown into the mud. Lords, commoners, and bishops, with little distinction between them, were kicked, pinched, and jostled; passed from hand to hand through various stages of mistreatment; and finally sent to their fellow senators looking disheveled, their clothes in tatters, their wigs ripped off, speechless and gasping, and covered in the powder that had been knocked out of their hair. One lord was held by the crowd for so long that the Peers as a group decided to go out and rescue him, and were in the middle of doing so when he miraculously appeared among them, filthy and bruised, barely recognizable to those who knew him best. The noise and chaos grew louder by the moment. The air was filled with curses, jeers, and screams. The mob raged and roared, like a mad beast it was, without pause, and each new act of violence only added to its fury.

Within doors, matters were even yet more threatening. Lord George—preceded by a man who carried the immense petition on a porter’s knot through the lobby to the door of the House of Commons, where it was received by two officers of the house who rolled it up to the table ready for presentation—had taken his seat at an early hour, before the Speaker went to prayers. His followers pouring in at the same time, the lobby and all the avenues were immediately filled, as we have seen. Thus the members were not only attacked in their passage through the streets, but were set upon within the very walls of Parliament; while the tumult, both within and without, was so great, that those who attempted to speak could scarcely hear their own voices: far less, consult upon the course it would be wise to take in such extremity, or animate each other to dignified and firm resistance. So sure as any member, just arrived, with dress disordered and dishevelled hair, came struggling through the crowd in the lobby, it yelled and screamed in triumph; and when the door of the House, partially and cautiously opened by those within for his admission, gave them a momentary glimpse of the interior, they grew more wild and savage, like beasts at the sight of prey, and made a rush against the portal which strained its locks and bolts in their staples, and shook the very beams.

Inside, things were even more threatening. Lord George—preceded by a man carrying a massive petition bundled on his shoulder through the lobby to the door of the House of Commons, where two officers took it and rolled it up at the table ready for presentation—had taken his seat early, before the Speaker began prayers. His supporters flooded in at the same time, quickly filling the lobby and all the entrances, as we’ve seen. Therefore, the members weren’t just confronted on their way through the streets; they were also attacked within the very walls of Parliament. The uproar, both inside and out, was so loud that those trying to speak could barely hear themselves, let alone discuss what would be wise in such a crisis or encourage each other to stand firm. Every time any member—dressed in disarray and with messy hair—struggled through the crowd in the lobby, it erupted in cheers. And when the door of the House, opened cautiously by those inside to let him in, gave them a fleeting look at the interior, they became more frenzied, like animals spotting their prey, and surged toward the entrance, straining its locks and bolts, shaking the very beams.

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The strangers’ gallery, which was immediately above the door of the House, had been ordered to be closed on the first rumour of disturbance, and was empty; save that now and then Lord George took his seat there, for the convenience of coming to the head of the stairs which led to it, and repeating to the people what had passed within. It was on these stairs that Barnaby, Hugh, and Dennis were posted. There were two flights, short, steep, and narrow, running parallel to each other, and leading to two little doors communicating with a low passage which opened on the gallery. Between them was a kind of well, or unglazed skylight, for the admission of light and air into the lobby, which might be some eighteen or twenty feet below.

The strangers' gallery, right above the door of the House, had been ordered to be shut down at the first sign of trouble and was empty. Every now and then, Lord George would take his seat there to make it easier to get to the top of the stairs leading to it and to inform the people what was happening inside. Barnaby, Hugh, and Dennis were stationed on these stairs. There were two short, steep, narrow flights running parallel to each other, leading to two small doors connecting with a narrow passage that opened onto the gallery. In between them was a kind of well, or unglazed skylight, letting in light and air into the lobby, which was about eighteen or twenty feet below.

Upon one of these little staircases—not that at the head of which Lord George appeared from time to time, but the other—Gashford stood with his elbow on the bannister, and his cheek resting on his hand, with his usual crafty aspect. Whenever he varied this attitude in the slightest degree—so much as by the gentlest motion of his arm—the uproar was certain to increase, not merely there, but in the lobby below; from which place no doubt, some man who acted as fugleman to the rest, was constantly looking up and watching him.

On one of these small staircases—not the one at the top where Lord George occasionally appeared, but the other one—Gashford leaned against the banister with his elbow propped up and his cheek resting on his hand, looking as crafty as ever. Whenever he shifted this position even slightly—just a small movement of his arm—the commotion was guaranteed to grow, not just there, but in the lobby below. From that spot, without a doubt, some guy who was leading the others was always watching him.

‘Order!’ cried Hugh, in a voice which made itself heard even above the roar and tumult, as Lord George appeared at the top of the staircase. ‘News! News from my lord!’

‘Order!’ shouted Hugh, his voice cutting through the noise and chaos, as Lord George appeared at the top of the staircase. ‘News! News from my lord!’

The noise continued, notwithstanding his appearance, until Gashford looked round. There was silence immediately—even among the people in the passages without, and on the other staircases, who could neither see nor hear, but to whom, notwithstanding, the signal was conveyed with marvellous rapidity.

The noise went on, despite his presence, until Gashford turned around. Instantly, there was silence—even among the people in the hallways outside and on the other staircases, who couldn’t see or hear, but somehow, the signal was relayed with amazing speed.

‘Gentlemen,’ said Lord George, who was very pale and agitated, ‘we must be firm. They talk of delays, but we must have no delays. They talk of taking your petition into consideration next Tuesday, but we must have it considered now. Present appearances look bad for our success, but we must succeed and will!’

“Gentlemen,” said Lord George, who was looking pale and anxious, “we need to stay strong. They mention delays, but we can’t afford any delays. They say they’ll consider your petition next Tuesday, but we need it addressed now. The current situation doesn’t look good for our success, but we have to succeed, and we will!”

‘We must succeed and will!’ echoed the crowd. And so among their shouts and cheers and other cries, he bowed to them and retired, and presently came back again. There was another gesture from Gashford, and a dead silence directly.

‘We have to succeed, and we will!’ cheered the crowd. So, amidst their shouts, cheers, and other exclamations, he bowed to them and stepped back, only to return shortly after. Gashford made another gesture, and a hush fell immediately.

‘I am afraid,’ he said, this time, ‘that we have little reason, gentlemen, to hope for any redress from the proceedings of Parliament. But we must redress our own grievances, we must meet again, we must put our trust in Providence, and it will bless our endeavours.’

“I’m afraid,” he said this time, “that we don’t have much reason, gentlemen, to hope for any solution from the actions of Parliament. But we must address our own issues, we must gather again, we must place our trust in Providence, and it will bless our efforts.”

This speech being a little more temperate than the last, was not so favourably received. When the noise and exasperation were at their height, he came back once more, and told them that the alarm had gone forth for many miles round; that when the King heard of their assembling together in that great body, he had no doubt, His Majesty would send down private orders to have their wishes complied with; and—with the manner of his speech as childish, irresolute, and uncertain as his matter—was proceeding in this strain, when two gentlemen suddenly appeared at the door where he stood, and pressing past him and coming a step or two lower down upon the stairs, confronted the people.

This speech was a bit more measured than the last one, but it wasn’t received as well. When the noise and frustration reached a peak, he came back again and told them that an alarm had been raised for many miles around; that when the King learned about their gathering in such large numbers, he was sure His Majesty would send private instructions to grant their wishes. With his speech coming off as childish, hesitant, and unsure, he was going on like this when two gentlemen suddenly appeared at the door where he was standing. They pushed past him and stepped down a couple of stairs to face the crowd.

The boldness of this action quite took them by surprise. They were not the less disconcerted, when one of the gentlemen, turning to Lord George, spoke thus—in a loud voice that they might hear him well, but quite coolly and collectedly:

The boldness of this action completely surprised them. They were even more taken aback when one of the gentlemen turned to Lord George and said, in a loud voice for them to hear, but in a calm and collected manner:

‘You may tell these people, if you please, my lord, that I am General Conway of whom they have heard; and that I oppose this petition, and all their proceedings, and yours. I am a soldier, you may tell them, and I will protect the freedom of this place with my sword. You see, my lord, that the members of this House are all in arms to-day; you know that the entrance to it is a narrow one; you cannot be ignorant that there are men within these walls who are determined to defend that pass to the last, and before whom many lives must fall if your adherents persevere. Have a care what you do.’

"You can tell these people, if you want, my lord, that I am General Conway, the one they’ve heard about; and that I’m against this petition, and everything they’re doing, and yours too. I’m a soldier, you can let them know, and I will defend the freedom of this place with my sword. You see, my lord, that the members of this House are all armed today; you know that the entrance is a tight one; you can’t be unaware that there are men inside these walls who are ready to defend that access to the end, and many lives will be lost if your supporters keep pushing forward. Be careful about what you do."

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‘And my Lord George,’ said the other gentleman, addressing him in like manner, ‘I desire them to hear this, from me—Colonel Gordon—your near relation. If a man among this crowd, whose uproar strikes us deaf, crosses the threshold of the House of Commons, I swear to run my sword that moment—not into his, but into your body!’

‘And my Lord George,’ said the other gentleman, addressing him similarly, ‘I want them to hear this from me—Colonel Gordon—your close relative. If any man in this crowd, whose noise is deafening, steps into the House of Commons, I swear I will run my sword that moment—not into him, but into you!’

With that, they stepped back again, keeping their faces towards the crowd; took each an arm of the misguided nobleman; drew him into the passage, and shut the door; which they directly locked and fastened on the inside.

With that, they stepped back again, keeping their faces toward the crowd; took each an arm of the confused nobleman; pulled him into the hallway, and shut the door; which they immediately locked and secured from the inside.

This was so quickly done, and the demeanour of both gentlemen—who were not young men either—was so gallant and resolute, that the crowd faltered and stared at each other with irresolute and timid looks. Many tried to turn towards the door; some of the faintest-hearted cried they had best go back, and called to those behind to give way; and the panic and confusion were increasing rapidly, when Gashford whispered Hugh.

This happened so fast, and the attitude of both gentlemen—who weren't exactly young—was so brave and determined that the crowd hesitated and exchanged unsure and nervous looks. Many tried to move toward the door; some of the more cowardly ones suggested they should turn back and urged those behind them to make way; the panic and chaos were escalating quickly when Gashford whispered to Hugh.

‘What now!’ Hugh roared aloud, turning towards them. ‘Why go back? Where can you do better than here, boys! One good rush against these doors and one below at the same time, will do the business. Rush on, then! As to the door below, let those stand back who are afraid. Let those who are not afraid, try who shall be the first to pass it. Here goes! Look out down there!’

‘What now!’ Hugh shouted, turning to them. ‘Why go back? Where can you do better than here, guys! One good charge against these doors and another below at the same time will get the job done. Let's go! As for the door below, let those who are scared step back. Let those who aren’t scared see who can be the first to get through. Here we go! Watch out down there!’

Without the delay of an instant, he threw himself headlong over the bannisters into the lobby below. He had hardly touched the ground when Barnaby was at his side. The chaplain’s assistant, and some members who were imploring the people to retire, immediately withdrew; and then, with a great shout, both crowds threw themselves against the doors pell-mell, and besieged the House in earnest.

Without a moment's hesitation, he leaped over the banister into the lobby below. He had barely landed when Barnaby was right next to him. The chaplain's assistant and a few members who were urging the crowd to leave quickly backed away; then, with a loud shout, both groups charged at the doors in a chaotic rush, seriously besieging the House.

At that moment, when a second onset must have brought them into collision with those who stood on the defensive within, in which case great loss of life and bloodshed would inevitably have ensued,—the hindmost portion of the crowd gave way, and the rumour spread from mouth to mouth that a messenger had been despatched by water for the military, who were forming in the street. Fearful of sustaining a charge in the narrow passages in which they were so closely wedged together, the throng poured out as impetuously as they had flocked in. As the whole stream turned at once, Barnaby and Hugh went with it: and so, fighting and struggling and trampling on fallen men and being trampled on in turn themselves, they and the whole mass floated by degrees into the open street, where a large detachment of the Guards, both horse and foot, came hurrying up; clearing the ground before them so rapidly that the people seemed to melt away as they advanced.

At that moment, when a second wave might have led to a clash with those defending inside, which would have resulted in massive loss of life and violence, the back part of the crowd began to disperse, and the news spread quickly that a messenger had been sent by boat to get the military, who were gathering in the street. Afraid of being charged in the narrow spaces where they were squeezed together, the crowd rushed out just as fiercely as they had rushed in. As everyone turned at once, Barnaby and Hugh went with them: and so, fighting, struggling, and trampling over those who had fallen while also being trampled themselves, they and the entire crowd gradually flowed into the open street, where a large group of Guards, both mounted and on foot, came rushing in; clearing the area in front of them so quickly that the people seemed to disappear as they moved forward.

The word of command to halt being given, the soldiers formed across the street; the rioters, breathless and exhausted with their late exertions, formed likewise, though in a very irregular and disorderly manner. The commanding officer rode hastily into the open space between the two bodies, accompanied by a magistrate and an officer of the House of Commons, for whose accommodation a couple of troopers had hastily dismounted. The Riot Act was read, but not a man stirred.

The command to stop was given, and the soldiers lined up across the street; the rioters, breathless and worn out from their recent efforts, gathered too, but in a very chaotic and disorganized way. The commanding officer quickly rode into the open space between the two groups, accompanied by a magistrate and an officer from the House of Commons, for whom a couple of soldiers had quickly dismounted. The Riot Act was read, but not a single person moved.

In the first rank of the insurgents, Barnaby and Hugh stood side by side. Somebody had thrust into Barnaby’s hands when he came out into the street, his precious flag; which, being now rolled up and tied round the pole, looked like a giant quarter-staff as he grasped it firmly and stood upon his guard. If ever man believed with his whole heart and soul that he was engaged in a just cause, and that he was bound to stand by his leader to the last, poor Barnaby believed it of himself and Lord George Gordon.

In the front line of the rebels, Barnaby and Hugh stood next to each other. Someone had handed Barnaby his cherished flag when he stepped into the street; now rolled up and tied around the pole, it resembled a huge staff as he held it tightly and prepared himself. If any man fully believed in his heart and soul that he was fighting for a just cause and that he had to support his leader until the end, it was definitely Barnaby believing this about himself and Lord George Gordon.

After an ineffectual attempt to make himself heard, the magistrate gave the word and the Horse Guards came riding in among the crowd. But, even then, he galloped here and there, exhorting the people to disperse; and, although heavy stones were thrown at the men, and some were desperately cut and bruised, they had no orders but to make prisoners of such of the rioters as were the most active, and to drive the people back with the flat of their sabres. As the horses came in among them, the throng gave way at many points, and the Guards, following up their advantage, were rapidly clearing the ground, when two or three of the foremost, who were in a manner cut off from the rest by the people closing round them, made straight towards Barnaby and Hugh, who had no doubt been pointed out as the two men who dropped into the lobby: laying about them now with some effect, and inflicting on the more turbulent of their opponents, a few slight flesh wounds, under the influence of which a man dropped, here and there, into the arms of his fellows, amid much groaning and confusion.

After a useless attempt to get himself heard, the magistrate signaled, and the Horse Guards charged into the crowd. Even then, he rode around, urging people to disperse; and although heavy stones were hurled at them, and some were badly injured, they only had orders to arrest the most active rioters and to push the crowd back with the flat of their swords. As the horses came through, the crowd parted in several places, and the Guards, taking advantage of this, were quickly clearing the area. However, two or three of the front-line men, somewhat isolated by the crowd closing in on them, headed straight for Barnaby and Hugh, who had likely been singled out as the two men who slipped into the lobby. They began swinging their weapons effectively, causing a few minor injuries to some of the more aggressive opponents, which made a man drop here and there into the arms of his companions, accompanied by much groaning and chaos.

At the sight of gashed and bloody faces, seen for a moment in the crowd, then hidden by the press around them, Barnaby turned pale and sick. But he stood his ground, and grasping his pole more firmly yet, kept his eye fixed upon the nearest soldier—nodding his head meanwhile, as Hugh, with a scowling visage, whispered in his ear.

At the sight of gashes and bloody faces, briefly visible in the crowd before getting lost in the throng, Barnaby turned pale and felt nausea wash over him. But he held his ground, gripping his pole even tighter, and kept his gaze locked on the nearest soldier—nodding his head as Hugh, with a scowling face, whispered in his ear.

The soldier came spurring on, making his horse rear as the people pressed about him, cutting at the hands of those who would have grasped his rein and forced his charger back, and waving to his comrades to follow—and still Barnaby, without retreating an inch, waited for his coming. Some called to him to fly, and some were in the very act of closing round him, to prevent his being taken, when the pole swept into the air above the people’s heads, and the man’s saddle was empty in an instant.

The soldier rode in fast, making his horse rear up as the crowd closed in around him, swinging at the hands of anyone trying to grab his reins and pull his horse back, while waving for his friends to catch up—and still Barnaby, without moving an inch, stood his ground for the soldier’s arrival. Some shouted at him to run, and others were getting ready to surround him to stop him from being captured, when the pole shot up into the air above the crowd, and the rider’s saddle was suddenly empty.

Then, he and Hugh turned and fled, the crowd opening to let them pass, and closing up again so quickly that there was no clue to the course they had taken. Panting for breath, hot, dusty, and exhausted with fatigue, they reached the riverside in safety, and getting into a boat with all despatch were soon out of any immediate danger.

Then, he and Hugh turned and ran, the crowd parting to let them through, and closing up again so quickly that there was no trace of the path they had taken. Out of breath, hot, dusty, and totally worn out, they made it to the riverside safely, and quickly got into a boat, soon after escaping any immediate danger.

As they glided down the river, they plainly heard the people cheering; and supposing they might have forced the soldiers to retreat, lay upon their oars for a few minutes, uncertain whether to return or not. But the crowd passing along Westminster Bridge, soon assured them that the populace were dispersing; and Hugh rightly guessed from this, that they had cheered the magistrate for offering to dismiss the military on condition of their immediate departure to their several homes, and that he and Barnaby were better where they were. He advised, therefore, that they should proceed to Blackfriars, and, going ashore at the bridge, make the best of their way to The Boot; where there was not only good entertainment and safe lodging, but where they would certainly be joined by many of their late companions. Barnaby assenting, they decided on this course of action, and pulled for Blackfriars accordingly.

As they glided down the river, they clearly heard the crowd cheering; and thinking they might have forced the soldiers to retreat, they paused for a few minutes, unsure whether to go back or not. But the group crossing Westminster Bridge soon confirmed that the crowd was breaking up; and Hugh correctly figured from this that they had cheered the magistrate for offering to send the military away on the condition that they immediately went home, and that he and Barnaby were better off where they were. He suggested that they should head to Blackfriars, and after getting off at the bridge, make their way to The Boot, where there was not only good food and safe lodging but also a good chance they would be joined by many of their former companions. With Barnaby agreeing, they decided on this plan and rowed towards Blackfriars.

They landed at a critical time, and fortunately for themselves at the right moment. For, coming into Fleet Street, they found it in an unusual stir; and inquiring the cause, were told that a body of Horse Guards had just galloped past, and that they were escorting some rioters whom they had made prisoners, to Newgate for safety. Not at all ill-pleased to have so narrowly escaped the cavalcade, they lost no more time in asking questions, but hurried to The Boot with as much speed as Hugh considered it prudent to make, without appearing singular or attracting an inconvenient share of public notice.

They arrived at a crucial moment, and luckily for them, at just the right time. As they entered Fleet Street, they noticed an unusual commotion, and when they asked what was happening, they were told that a group of Horse Guards had just rushed by, escorting some rioters they had captured to Newgate for safety. Not at all displeased to have narrowly avoided the procession, they wasted no time asking questions and quickly headed to The Boot with as much speed as Hugh thought was sensible, without looking out of place or drawing too much unwanted attention.





Chapter 50

They were among the first to reach the tavern, but they had not been there many minutes, when several groups of men who had formed part of the crowd, came straggling in. Among them were Simon Tappertit and Mr Dennis; both of whom, but especially the latter, greeted Barnaby with the utmost warmth, and paid him many compliments on the prowess he had shown.

They were some of the first to arrive at the tavern, but it had only been a few minutes when several groups of men from the crowd came wandering in. Among them were Simon Tappertit and Mr. Dennis; both of them, especially Mr. Dennis, welcomed Barnaby with great enthusiasm and showered him with compliments for his impressive skills.

‘Which,’ said Dennis, with an oath, as he rested his bludgeon in a corner with his hat upon it, and took his seat at the same table with them, ‘it does me good to think of. There was a opportunity! But it led to nothing. For my part, I don’t know what would. There’s no spirit among the people in these here times. Bring something to eat and drink here. I’m disgusted with humanity.’

“Which,” said Dennis, swearing as he leaned his club against a corner with his hat on top of it and took a seat at the same table as them, “makes me feel good to think about. There was a chance! But it went nowhere. Honestly, I don’t know what would. There’s no drive among people these days. Bring something to eat and drink here. I’m fed up with humanity.”

‘On what account?’ asked Mr Tappertit, who had been quenching his fiery face in a half-gallon can. ‘Don’t you consider this a good beginning, mister?’

‘On what basis?’ asked Mr. Tappertit, who had been cooling his flushed face in a half-gallon can. ‘Don’t you think this is a solid start, mister?’

‘Give me security that it an’t a ending,’ rejoined the hangman. ‘When that soldier went down, we might have made London ours; but no;—we stand, and gape, and look on—the justice (I wish he had had a bullet in each eye, as he would have had, if we’d gone to work my way) says, “My lads, if you’ll give me your word to disperse, I’ll order off the military,” our people sets up a hurrah, throws up the game with the winning cards in their hands, and skulks away like a pack of tame curs as they are. Ah,’ said the hangman, in a tone of deep disgust, ‘it makes me blush for my feller creeturs. I wish I had been born a ox, I do!’

“Give me assurance that this isn’t the end,” the hangman replied. “When that soldier went down, we could have taken London for ourselves; but no—we just stand around, staring. The justice (I wish he had taken a bullet in each eye, like he would have if we’d done things my way) says, ‘My guys, if you promise to disperse, I’ll send away the military.’ Our people cheer, throw away the game while holding the winning cards, and slink away like a bunch of tame dogs, which they are. Ah,” said the hangman, with deep disgust in his voice, “it makes me ashamed of my fellow creatures. I wish I had been born an ox, I really do!”

‘You’d have been quite as agreeable a character if you had been, I think,’ returned Simon Tappertit, going out in a lofty manner.

‘You would have been just as pleasant a person if you had been, I believe,’ replied Simon Tappertit, leaving in a condescending way.

‘Don’t be too sure of that,’ rejoined the hangman, calling after him; ‘if I was a horned animal at the present moment, with the smallest grain of sense, I’d toss every man in this company, excepting them two,’ meaning Hugh and Barnaby, ‘for his manner of conducting himself this day.’

“Don’t be too confident about that,” the hangman called after him. “If I were a horned animal right now and had any sense at all, I’d throw everyone here, except for those two,” pointing to Hugh and Barnaby, “because of how they've acted today.”

With which mournful review of their proceedings, Mr Dennis sought consolation in cold boiled beef and beer; but without at all relaxing the grim and dissatisfied expression of his face, the gloom of which was rather deepened than dissipated by their grateful influence.

With a sorrowful look back at what they had done, Mr. Dennis tried to find comfort in some cold boiled beef and beer; however, he didn’t ease the stern and unhappy expression on his face at all, and the darkness of his mood was made even worse rather than better by their comforting effect.

The company who were thus libelled might have retaliated by strong words, if not by blows, but they were dispirited and worn out. The greater part of them had fasted since morning; all had suffered extremely from the excessive heat; and between the day’s shouting, exertion, and excitement, many had quite lost their voices, and so much of their strength that they could hardly stand. Then they were uncertain what to do next, fearful of the consequences of what they had done already, and sensible that after all they had carried no point, but had indeed left matters worse than they had found them. Of those who had come to The Boot, many dropped off within an hour; such of them as were really honest and sincere, never, after the morning’s experience, to return, or to hold any communication with their late companions. Others remained but to refresh themselves, and then went home desponding; others who had theretofore been regular in their attendance, avoided the place altogether. The half-dozen prisoners whom the Guards had taken, were magnified by report into half-a-hundred at least; and their friends, being faint and sober, so slackened in their energy, and so drooped beneath these dispiriting influences, that by eight o’clock in the evening, Dennis, Hugh, and Barnaby, were left alone. Even they were fast asleep upon the benches, when Gashford’s entrance roused them.

The company that was slandered could have responded with harsh words, if not physical confrontation, but they felt defeated and exhausted. Most of them had not eaten since morning; everyone had suffered from the intense heat, and after a day of shouting, exertion, and excitement, many had lost their voices and enough strength that they could barely stand. They were uncertain about what to do next, afraid of the consequences of their actions, and realized that they had not made any progress but had actually made things worse. Of those who had come to The Boot, many left within an hour; those who were genuinely honest and sincere never returned or communicated with their former companions after the morning’s experience. Others stayed just to rest and then went home feeling down; some who had previously attended regularly avoided the place entirely. The half-dozen prisoners taken by the Guards were exaggerated by word of mouth into at least fifty; their friends, feeling weak and sober, lost energy and became demoralized, so by eight o’clock in the evening, Dennis, Hugh, and Barnaby were left alone. Even they were fast asleep on the benches when Gashford came in and woke them up.

‘Oh! you ARE here then?’ said the Secretary. ‘Dear me!’

‘Oh! So you’re here then?’ said the Secretary. ‘Goodness!’

‘Why, where should we be, Muster Gashford!’ Dennis rejoined as he rose into a sitting posture.

‘Why, where should we be, Muster Gashford!’ Dennis replied as he sat up.

‘Oh nowhere, nowhere,’ he returned with excessive mildness. ‘The streets are filled with blue cockades. I rather thought you might have been among them. I am glad you are not.’

‘Oh, nowhere, nowhere,’ he replied in a very gentle tone. ‘The streets are filled with blue cockades. I honestly thought you might have been one of them. I'm glad you're not.’

‘You have orders for us, master, then?’ said Hugh.

‘Do you have orders for us, boss?’ Hugh asked.

‘Oh dear, no. Not I. No orders, my good fellow. What orders should I have? You are not in my service.’

‘Oh no, not me. I have no orders, my good friend. What orders would I have? You’re not working for me.’

‘Muster Gashford,’ remonstrated Dennis, ‘we belong to the cause, don’t we?’

‘Muster Gashford,’ Dennis protested, ‘we're part of the cause, right?’

‘The cause!’ repeated the secretary, looking at him in a sort of abstraction. ‘There is no cause. The cause is lost.’

‘The cause!’ repeated the secretary, looking at him with a kind of distraction. ‘There’s no cause. The cause is gone.’

‘Lost!’

‘Missing!’

‘Oh yes. You have heard, I suppose? The petition is rejected by a hundred and ninety-two, to six. It’s quite final. We might have spared ourselves some trouble. That, and my lord’s vexation, are the only circumstances I regret. I am quite satisfied in all other respects.’

'Oh yes. I assume you've heard? The petition was rejected by one hundred ninety-two votes to six. It's completely final. We could have saved ourselves some trouble. The only things I regret are that and my lord's annoyance. Other than that, I'm perfectly satisfied.'

As he said this, he took a penknife from his pocket, and putting his hat upon his knee, began to busy himself in ripping off the blue cockade which he had worn all day; at the same time humming a psalm tune which had been very popular in the morning, and dwelling on it with a gentle regret.

As he said this, he took a pocket knife from his pocket, and placing his hat on his knee, started to remove the blue cockade he had worn all day; at the same time, he hummed a psalm tune that had been quite popular in the morning, lingering on it with a soft sense of nostalgia.

His two adherents looked at each other, and at him, as if they were at a loss how to pursue the subject. At length Hugh, after some elbowing and winking between himself and Mr Dennis, ventured to stay his hand, and to ask him why he meddled with that riband in his hat.

His two followers exchanged glances with each other and with him, as if they weren't sure how to continue the conversation. Finally, after some nudging and winking between himself and Mr. Dennis, Hugh boldly decided to pause and asked him why he was fiddling with the ribbon in his hat.

‘Because,’ said the secretary, looking up with something between a snarl and a smile; ‘because to sit still and wear it, or to fall asleep and wear it, is a mockery. That’s all, friend.’

‘Because,’ said the secretary, looking up with a mix of a snarl and a smile; ‘because just sitting still and enduring it, or falling asleep and enduring it, is a joke. That’s all, my friend.’

‘What would you have us do, master!’ cried Hugh.

‘What do you want us to do, master!’ cried Hugh.

‘Nothing,’ returned Gashford, shrugging his shoulders, ‘nothing. When my lord was reproached and threatened for standing by you, I, as a prudent man, would have had you do nothing. When the soldiers were trampling you under their horses’ feet, I would have had you do nothing. When one of them was struck down by a daring hand, and I saw confusion and dismay in all their faces, I would have had you do nothing—just what you did, in short. This is the young man who had so little prudence and so much boldness. Ah! I am sorry for him.’

“Nothing,” Gashford replied, shrugging his shoulders, “nothing. When my lord was criticized and threatened for supporting you, I, being sensible, would have had you stay out of it. When the soldiers were trampling you under their horses' hooves, I would have had you do nothing. When one of them was taken down by a daring move, and I saw confusion and fear on all their faces, I would have had you do nothing—just what you did, essentially. This is the young man who lacked caution and had too much courage. Ah! I feel sorry for him.”

‘Sorry, master!’ cried Hugh.

"Sorry, boss!" cried Hugh.

‘Sorry, Muster Gashford!’ echoed Dennis.

“Sorry, Mr. Gashford!” echoed Dennis.

‘In case there should be a proclamation out to-morrow, offering five hundred pounds, or some such trifle, for his apprehension; and in case it should include another man who dropped into the lobby from the stairs above,’ said Gashford, coldly; ‘still, do nothing.’

‘If there happens to be an announcement tomorrow offering five hundred pounds, or something equally trivial, for his capture; and if it also includes another guy who came into the lobby from the stairs above,’ said Gashford, coldly; ‘still, do nothing.’

‘Fire and fury, master!’ cried Hugh, starting up. ‘What have we done, that you should talk to us like this!’

‘Fire and fury, master!’ yelled Hugh, jumping up. ‘What have we done, that you should speak to us like this!’

‘Nothing,’ returned Gashford with a sneer. ‘If you are cast into prison; if the young man—’ here he looked hard at Barnaby’s attentive face—‘is dragged from us and from his friends; perhaps from people whom he loves, and whom his death would kill; is thrown into jail, brought out and hanged before their eyes; still, do nothing. You’ll find it your best policy, I have no doubt.’

"Nothing," Gashford replied with a sneer. "If you end up in prison; if the young man—" he glanced sharply at Barnaby’s attentive face—"is taken away from us and his friends; maybe from people he loves, and whose death would ruin them; is thrown in jail, pulled out, and hanged right in front of them; just do nothing. You'll find that’s your best approach, I’m sure of it."

‘Come on!’ cried Hugh, striding towards the door. ‘Dennis—Barnaby—come on!’

‘Come on!’ Hugh shouted, walking quickly toward the door. ‘Dennis—Barnaby—let’s go!’

‘Where? To do what?’ said Gashford, slipping past him, and standing with his back against it.

‘Where? To do what?’ Gashford asked, slipping past him and standing with his back against it.

‘Anywhere! Anything!’ cried Hugh. ‘Stand aside, master, or the window will serve our turn as well. Let us out!’

‘Anywhere! Anything!’ shouted Hugh. ‘Step aside, master, or the window will do just fine. Let us out!’

‘Ha ha ha! You are of such—of such an impetuous nature,’ said Gashford, changing his manner for one of the utmost good fellowship and the pleasantest raillery; ‘you are such an excitable creature—but you’ll drink with me before you go?’

“Ha ha ha! You have such—such an impulsive nature,” said Gashford, switching to a friendly tone with the lightest teasing; “you’re such an excitable person—but you’ll have a drink with me before you leave?”

‘Oh, yes—certainly,’ growled Dennis, drawing his sleeve across his thirsty lips. ‘No malice, brother. Drink with Muster Gashford!’

‘Oh, yes—absolutely,’ growled Dennis, wiping his thirsty lips with his sleeve. ‘No hard feelings, brother. Have a drink with Muster Gashford!’

Hugh wiped his heated brow, and relaxed into a smile. The artful secretary laughed outright.

Hugh wiped his sweaty forehead and settled into a smile. The clever secretary laughed out loud.

‘Some liquor here! Be quick, or he’ll not stop, even for that. He is a man of such desperate ardour!’ said the smooth secretary, whom Mr Dennis corroborated with sundry nods and muttered oaths—‘Once roused, he is a fellow of such fierce determination!’

‘Some drinks here! Hurry up, or he won’t pause, not even for that. He’s a man of such intense passion!’ said the suave secretary, which Mr. Dennis backed up with various nods and mumbled curses—‘Once fired up, he’s a guy of such fierce resolve!’

Hugh poised his sturdy arm aloft, and clapping Barnaby on the back, bade him fear nothing. They shook hands together—poor Barnaby evidently possessed with the idea that he was among the most virtuous and disinterested heroes in the world—and Gashford laughed again.

Hugh raised his strong arm and, giving Barnaby a pat on the back, told him not to worry. They shook hands—poor Barnaby clearly believing he was one of the most virtuous and selfless heroes out there—and Gashford laughed again.

‘I hear,’ he said smoothly, as he stood among them with a great measure of liquor in his hand, and filled their glasses as quickly and as often as they chose, ‘I hear—but I cannot say whether it be true or false—that the men who are loitering in the streets to-night are half disposed to pull down a Romish chapel or two, and that they only want leaders. I even heard mention of those in Duke Street, Lincoln’s Inn Fields, and in Warwick Street, Golden Square; but common report, you know—You are not going?’

“I’ve heard,” he said smoothly, standing among them with a drink in hand, filling their glasses as fast and as often as they wanted, “I’ve heard—but I can’t say if it’s true or not—that the guys hanging around the streets tonight are thinking about tearing down a couple of Catholic chapels, and they’re just looking for leaders. I even heard them mention those on Duke Street, Lincoln’s Inn Fields, and in Warwick Street, Golden Square; but you know how rumors go—Are you not leaving?”

—‘To do nothing, master, eh?’ cried Hugh. ‘No jails and halter for Barnaby and me. They must be frightened out of that. Leaders are wanted, are they? Now boys!’

—‘So we just sit here and do nothing, right?’ yelled Hugh. ‘No prisons or gallows for Barnaby and me. They better be scared of that. They need leaders, huh? Alright, guys!’

‘A most impetuous fellow!’ cried the secretary. ‘Ha ha! A courageous, boisterous, most vehement fellow! A man who—’

‘What an impulsive guy!’ exclaimed the secretary. ‘Ha ha! A brave, loud, extremely passionate guy! A man who—’

There was no need to finish the sentence, for they had rushed out of the house, and were far beyond hearing. He stopped in the middle of a laugh, listened, drew on his gloves, and, clasping his hands behind him, paced the deserted room for a long time, then bent his steps towards the busy town, and walked into the streets.

There was no need to finish the sentence, since they had rushed out of the house and were far out of earshot. He paused in the middle of a laugh, listened, put on his gloves, and, with his hands clasped behind him, paced the empty room for a long time. Then he headed toward the bustling town and walked into the streets.

They were filled with people, for the rumour of that day’s proceedings had made a great noise. Those persons who did not care to leave home, were at their doors or windows, and one topic of discourse prevailed on every side. Some reported that the riots were effectually put down; others that they had broken out again: some said that Lord George Gordon had been sent under a strong guard to the Tower; others that an attempt had been made upon the King’s life, that the soldiers had been again called out, and that the noise of musketry in a distant part of the town had been plainly heard within an hour. As it grew darker, these stories became more direful and mysterious; and often, when some frightened passenger ran past with tidings that the rioters were not far off, and were coming up, the doors were shut and barred, lower windows made secure, and as much consternation engendered, as if the city were invaded by a foreign army.

The streets were crowded with people, as news of the day’s events had created a huge stir. Those who didn't want to leave their homes stood at their doors or peered out of their windows, and one topic dominated the conversations all around. Some claimed that the riots had been effectively contained; others said they had flared up again. Some reported that Lord George Gordon had been taken under heavy guard to the Tower, while others asserted that an assassination attempt on the King had occurred, that soldiers had been called out again, and that the sound of gunfire could be heard from a distant part of the city within the last hour. As dusk fell, these stories grew increasingly alarming and mysterious; often, when a frightened passerby rushed by with news that the rioters were nearby and advancing, people quickly shut and barred their doors, secured their lower windows, and created as much panic as if the city were being attacked by a foreign army.

Gashford walked stealthily about, listening to all he heard, and diffusing or confirming, whenever he had an opportunity, such false intelligence as suited his own purpose; and, busily occupied in this way, turned into Holborn for the twentieth time, when a great many women and children came flying along the street—often panting and looking back—and the confused murmur of numerous voices struck upon his ear. Assured by these tokens, and by the red light which began to flash upon the houses on either side, that some of his friends were indeed approaching, he begged a moment’s shelter at a door which opened as he passed, and running with some other persons to an upper window, looked out upon the crowd.

Gashford moved quietly around, listening to everything he could, and spreading or confirming any false information that suited his goals whenever he had the chance. Occupied with this, he turned into Holborn for the twentieth time when a lot of women and children came rushing down the street—often out of breath and glancing back—and the chaotic buzz of many voices caught his attention. Confident from these signs, along with the red light starting to flash on the houses on either side, that some of his friends were indeed coming, he asked for a moment’s shelter at a door that opened as he passed by. He then hurried with a few others to an upper window to look out at the crowd.

They had torches among them, and the chief faces were distinctly visible. That they had been engaged in the destruction of some building was sufficiently apparent, and that it was a Catholic place of worship was evident from the spoils they bore as trophies, which were easily recognisable for the vestments of priests, and rich fragments of altar furniture. Covered with soot, and dirt, and dust, and lime; their garments torn to rags; their hair hanging wildly about them; their hands and faces jagged and bleeding with the wounds of rusty nails; Barnaby, Hugh, and Dennis hurried on before them all, like hideous madmen. After them, the dense throng came fighting on: some singing; some shouting in triumph; some quarrelling among themselves; some menacing the spectators as they passed; some with great wooden fragments, on which they spent their rage as if they had been alive, rending them limb from limb, and hurling the scattered morsels high into the air; some in a drunken state, unconscious of the hurts they had received from falling bricks, and stones, and beams; one borne upon a shutter, in the very midst, covered with a dingy cloth, a senseless, ghastly heap. Thus—a vision of coarse faces, with here and there a blot of flaring, smoky light; a dream of demon heads and savage eyes, and sticks and iron bars uplifted in the air, and whirled about; a bewildering horror, in which so much was seen, and yet so little, which seemed so long, and yet so short, in which there were so many phantoms, not to be forgotten all through life, and yet so many things that could not be observed in one distracting glimpse—it flitted onward, and was gone.

They had torches with them, and the main faces were clearly visible. It was obvious they had been involved in destroying a building, and it was clear it was a Catholic church from the items they carried as trophies, which were easily recognizable as priestly vestments and expensive pieces of altar decorations. Covered in soot, dirt, dust, and lime; their clothes were torn to shreds; their hair was wildly unkempt; their hands and faces were jagged and bleeding from rusty nails; Barnaby, Hugh, and Dennis rushed ahead of everyone like crazy lunatics. Behind them, the large crowd pushed forward, some singing, some shouting in triumph, some arguing with each other, some threatening the onlookers as they passed, some swinging large pieces of wood, letting out their rage as if the wood were alive, tearing it apart and throwing the pieces high into the air; some were drunk, oblivious to the injuries they sustained from falling bricks, stones, and beams; one person was carried on a stretcher in the middle, covered with a grimy cloth, a lifeless, grotesque pile. Thus—a scene of rough faces, with occasional bursts of glaring, smoky light; a nightmare of demonic faces and fierce eyes, with sticks and iron bars raised in the air and swung around; a confusing horror, where there was so much to see and yet so little; that felt so lengthy and yet so brief, filled with many unforgettable phantoms, but also numerous details that couldn’t be noted in a single overwhelming glance—it moved on, and was gone.

As it passed away upon its work of wrath and ruin, a piercing scream was heard. A knot of persons ran towards the spot; Gashford, who just then emerged into the street, among them. He was on the outskirts of the little concourse, and could not see or hear what passed within; but one who had a better place, informed him that a widow woman had descried her son among the rioters.

As it ended its work of anger and destruction, a sharp scream was heard. A group of people rushed to the scene, including Gashford, who had just stepped into the street. He was on the edge of the small crowd and couldn't see or hear what was happening inside, but someone with a better view told him that a widow had spotted her son among the rioters.

‘Is that all?’ said the secretary, turning his face homewards. ‘Well! I think this looks a little more like business!’

‘Is that it?’ said the secretary, turning his face back home. ‘Well! I think this looks a bit more like business!’





Chapter 51

Promising as these outrages were to Gashford’s view, and much like business as they looked, they extended that night no farther. The soldiers were again called out, again they took half-a-dozen prisoners, and again the crowd dispersed after a short and bloodless scuffle. Hot and drunken though they were, they had not yet broken all bounds and set all law and government at defiance. Something of their habitual deference to the authority erected by society for its own preservation yet remained among them, and had its majesty been vindicated in time, the secretary would have had to digest a bitter disappointment.

As promising as these outrages seemed to Gashford and despite looking like business as usual, they didn't go any further that night. The soldiers were called out again, they captured half a dozen prisoners, and once more, the crowd dispersed after a brief and bloodless struggle. Even though they were hot and drunk, they hadn't completely lost control or defied all law and order. Some of their usual respect for the authority set up by society for its own safety still lingered among them, and if that authority had been asserted in time, the secretary would have faced a bitter disappointment.

By midnight, the streets were clear and quiet, and, save that there stood in two parts of the town a heap of nodding walls and pile of rubbish, where there had been at sunset a rich and handsome building, everything wore its usual aspect. Even the Catholic gentry and tradesmen, of whom there were many resident in different parts of the City and its suburbs, had no fear for their lives or property, and but little indignation for the wrong they had already sustained in the plunder and destruction of their temples of worship. An honest confidence in the government under whose protection they had lived for many years, and a well-founded reliance on the good feeling and right thinking of the great mass of the community, with whom, notwithstanding their religious differences, they were every day in habits of confidential, affectionate, and friendly intercourse, reassured them, even under the excesses that had been committed; and convinced them that they who were Protestants in anything but the name, were no more to be considered as abettors of these disgraceful occurrences, than they themselves were chargeable with the uses of the block, the rack, the gibbet, and the stake in cruel Mary’s reign.

By midnight, the streets were empty and quiet, and aside from a couple of spots in town where a pile of crumbling walls and debris lingered, remnants of a once beautiful building that stood there at sunset, everything looked normal. Even the Catholic wealthy and business owners, of whom there were many living throughout the City and its suburbs, didn’t fear for their lives or property, and they felt only little anger over the losses they had already suffered from the looting and destruction of their places of worship. They had a strong confidence in the government that had protected them for many years, and they relied on the goodwill and fair-mindedness of the majority of the community, with whom they had developed close, affectionate, and friendly relationships despite their religious differences. This reassured them, even amidst the excesses that had occurred, and convinced them that those who were Protestants in name only were no more responsible for these disgraceful events than they were for the brutal punishments during the reign of Bloody Mary.

The clock was on the stroke of one, when Gabriel Varden, with his lady and Miss Miggs, sat waiting in the little parlour. This fact; the toppling wicks of the dull, wasted candles; the silence that prevailed; and, above all, the nightcaps of both maid and matron, were sufficient evidence that they had been prepared for bed some time ago, and had some reason for sitting up so far beyond their usual hour.

The clock struck one when Gabriel Varden, along with his lady and Miss Miggs, sat waiting in the small parlor. This fact, along with the low-burning wicks of the tired candles, the silence that hung in the air, and especially the nightcaps worn by both the maid and the matron, clearly showed that they had been ready for bed for a while and had some reason for staying up later than usual.

If any other corroborative testimony had been required, it would have been abundantly furnished in the actions of Miss Miggs, who, having arrived at that restless state and sensitive condition of the nervous system which are the result of long watching, did, by a constant rubbing and tweaking of her nose, a perpetual change of position (arising from the sudden growth of imaginary knots and knobs in her chair), a frequent friction of her eyebrows, the incessant recurrence of a small cough, a small groan, a gasp, a sigh, a sniff, a spasmodic start, and by other demonstrations of that nature, so file down and rasp, as it were, the patience of the locksmith, that after looking at her in silence for some time, he at last broke out into this apostrophe:—

If any other supporting testimony had been needed, it would have been clearly shown in the behavior of Miss Miggs, who, having reached that uneasy state and sensitive condition of her nervous system from being awake for so long, did a constant rubbing and pinching of her nose, frequently changed her position (due to the sudden feeling of imaginary lumps and bumps in her chair), often rubbed her eyebrows, repeatedly coughed lightly, groaned, gasped, sighed, sniffed, jumped suddenly, and through other similar signs, so wore down and irritated the patience of the locksmith, that after looking at her in silence for a while, he finally burst out with this statement:—

‘Miggs, my good girl, go to bed—do go to bed. You’re really worse than the dripping of a hundred water-butts outside the window, or the scratching of as many mice behind the wainscot. I can’t bear it. Do go to bed, Miggs. To oblige me—do.’

‘Miggs, my good girl, go to bed—please go to bed. You’re honestly worse than the sound of a hundred water butts dripping outside the window or the scratching of as many mice behind the wall. I can’t stand it. Just go to bed, Miggs. For my sake—please.’

‘You haven’t got nothing to untie, sir,’ returned Miss Miggs, ‘and therefore your requests does not surprise me. But missis has—and while you sit up, mim’—she added, turning to the locksmith’s wife, ‘I couldn’t, no, not if twenty times the quantity of cold water was aperiently running down my back at this moment, go to bed with a quiet spirit.’

"You don’t have anything to untie, sir," Miss Miggs replied. "So your requests don’t surprise me. But the missus does—and while you sit up, ma’am," she added, turning to the locksmith’s wife, "I couldn’t, no, even if I had twenty times the amount of cold water running down my back right now, go to bed with a calm spirit."

Having spoken these words, Miss Miggs made divers efforts to rub her shoulders in an impossible place, and shivered from head to foot; thereby giving the beholders to understand that the imaginary cascade was still in full flow, but that a sense of duty upheld her under that and all other sufferings, and nerved her to endurance.

Having said these words, Miss Miggs made several attempts to rub her shoulders in a spot that was unreachable and shivered all over; making it clear to those watching that the imaginary cascade was still pouring down, but that a sense of duty kept her strong through that and all other pains, and motivated her to keep going.

Mrs Varden being too sleepy to speak, and Miss Miggs having, as the phrase is, said her say, the locksmith had nothing for it but to sigh and be as quiet as he could.

Mrs. Varden was too tired to talk, and Miss Miggs had already had her say, so the locksmith could only sigh and try to stay as quiet as possible.

But to be quiet with such a basilisk before him was impossible. If he looked another way, it was worse to feel that she was rubbing her cheek, or twitching her ear, or winking her eye, or making all kinds of extraordinary shapes with her nose, than to see her do it. If she was for a moment free from any of these complaints, it was only because of her foot being asleep, or of her arm having got the fidgets, or of her leg being doubled up with the cramp, or of some other horrible disorder which racked her whole frame. If she did enjoy a moment’s ease, then with her eyes shut and her mouth wide open, she would be seen to sit very stiff and upright in her chair; then to nod a little way forward, and stop with a jerk; then to nod a little farther forward, and stop with another jerk; then to recover herself; then to come forward again—lower—lower—lower—by very slow degrees, until, just as it seemed impossible that she could preserve her balance for another instant, and the locksmith was about to call out in an agony, to save her from dashing down upon her forehead and fracturing her skull, then all of a sudden and without the smallest notice, she would come upright and rigid again with her eyes open, and in her countenance an expression of defiance, sleepy but yet most obstinate, which plainly said, ‘I’ve never once closed ‘em since I looked at you last, and I’ll take my oath of it!’

But staying quiet with such a terrifying presence in front of him was impossible. If he looked away, it felt even worse to sense her rubbing her cheek, twitching her ear, winking her eye, or making all kinds of strange shapes with her nose than to actually see it happen. If she seemed to be free from any of these distractions for a moment, it was only because her foot had fallen asleep, her arm was restless, her leg was cramping, or she was suffering from some other awful issue that troubled her entire body. If she did manage to find a moment of relief, she would sit very stiff and upright in her chair, eyes shut and mouth wide open; then she would nod a little forward, stopping suddenly; then nod a bit more forward, stopping again; then compose herself; and then lean forward again—lower—lower—lower—very slowly, until it seemed impossible for her to keep her balance any longer, and the locksmith was about to call out in panic to save her from falling forward and hurting herself badly, when suddenly, without any warning at all, she would sit up straight and stiff again, eyes wide open, with a look of defiance on her face, sleepy yet fiercely stubborn, clearly saying, ‘I haven't closed my eyes since I last looked at you, and I swear to that!’

At length, after the clock had struck two, there was a sound at the street door, as if somebody had fallen against the knocker by accident. Miss Miggs immediately jumping up and clapping her hands, cried with a drowsy mingling of the sacred and profane, ‘Ally Looyer, mim! there’s Simmuns’s knock!’

At last, after the clock struck two, there was a noise at the front door, as if someone had accidentally bumped into the knocker. Miss Miggs immediately jumped up and clapped her hands, saying in a sleepy mix of seriousness and playfulness, “Ally Looyer, look! That’s Simmuns’s knock!”

‘Who’s there?’ said Gabriel.

“Who’s there?” Gabriel asked.

‘Me!’ cried the well-known voice of Mr Tappertit. Gabriel opened the door, and gave him admission.

‘Me!’ shouted the familiar voice of Mr. Tappertit. Gabriel opened the door and let him in.

He did not cut a very insinuating figure, for a man of his stature suffers in a crowd; and having been active in yesterday morning’s work, his dress was literally crushed from head to foot: his hat being beaten out of all shape, and his shoes trodden down at heel like slippers. His coat fluttered in strips about him, the buckles were torn away both from his knees and feet, half his neckerchief was gone, and the bosom of his shirt was rent to tatters. Yet notwithstanding all these personal disadvantages; despite his being very weak from heat and fatigue; and so begrimed with mud and dust that he might have been in a case, for anything of the real texture (either of his skin or apparel) that the eye could discern; he stalked haughtily into the parlour, and throwing himself into a chair, and endeavouring to thrust his hands into the pockets of his small-clothes, which were turned inside out and displayed upon his legs, like tassels, surveyed the household with a gloomy dignity.

He didn't make a very impressive appearance; a man of his size gets lost in a crowd. After being active during the work yesterday morning, his clothes were completely wrinkled from head to toe: his hat was completely misshaped, and his shoes were worn down at the heel like slippers. His coat hung in tatters around him, the buckles were ripped off his knees and feet, half of his neckerchief was missing, and the front of his shirt was shredded to bits. Yet despite all these issues; even though he was really weak from the heat and exhaustion; and so covered in mud and dust that it was hard to tell what his skin or clothes actually looked like, he walked into the living room with an air of arrogance. Throwing himself into a chair and trying to shove his hands into the pockets of his pants, which were turned inside out and hanging on his legs like tassels, he surveyed the household with a serious dignity.

‘Simon,’ said the locksmith gravely, ‘how comes it that you return home at this time of night, and in this condition? Give me an assurance that you have not been among the rioters, and I am satisfied.’

‘Simon,’ the locksmith said seriously, ‘why are you coming home at this hour and looking like this? Promise me you haven't been with the rioters, and I'll be okay with it.’

‘Sir,’ replied Mr Tappertit, with a contemptuous look, ‘I wonder at YOUR assurance in making such demands.’

‘Sir,’ replied Mr. Tappertit, with a scornful look, ‘I’m amazed at YOUR nerve in making such demands.’

‘You have been drinking,’ said the locksmith.

‘You’ve been drinking,’ said the locksmith.

‘As a general principle, and in the most offensive sense of the words, sir,’ returned his journeyman with great self-possession, ‘I consider you a liar. In that last observation you have unintentionally—unintentionally, sir,—struck upon the truth.’

‘As a general rule, and in the most insulting way possible, sir,’ replied his apprentice with great composure, ‘I think you’re a liar. In that last comment, you have unintentionally—unintentionally, sir—touched upon the truth.’

‘Martha,’ said the locksmith, turning to his wife, and shaking his head sorrowfully, while a smile at the absurd figure beside him still played upon his open face, ‘I trust it may turn out that this poor lad is not the victim of the knaves and fools we have so often had words about, and who have done so much harm to-day. If he has been at Warwick Street or Duke Street to-night—’

‘Martha,’ said the locksmith, turning to his wife and shaking his head sadly, while a grin at the ridiculous figure next to him still lingered on his face, ‘I hope it turns out that this poor guy is not the victim of the crooks and idiots we've often argued about, who have caused so much trouble today. If he's been to Warwick Street or Duke Street tonight—’

‘He has been at neither, sir,’ cried Mr Tappertit in a loud voice, which he suddenly dropped into a whisper as he repeated, with eyes fixed upon the locksmith, ‘he has been at neither.’

‘He’s been at neither, sir,’ Mr. Tappertit shouted, then quickly dropped his voice to a whisper as he repeated, with his eyes locked on the locksmith, ‘he's been at neither.’

‘I am glad of it, with all my heart,’ said the locksmith in a serious tone; ‘for if he had been, and it could be proved against him, Martha, your Great Association would have been to him the cart that draws men to the gallows and leaves them hanging in the air. It would, as sure as we’re alive!’

"I’m really glad about that, truly," said the locksmith seriously. "Because if he had been, and it could be proven, Martha, your Great Association would have been like the cart that brings people to the gallows and leaves them hanging in the air. It would, without a doubt!"

Mrs Varden was too much scared by Simon’s altered manner and appearance, and by the accounts of the rioters which had reached her ears that night, to offer any retort, or to have recourse to her usual matrimonial policy. Miss Miggs wrung her hands, and wept.

Mrs. Varden was too frightened by Simon’s changed behavior and looks, and by the reports of the rioters she had heard that night, to respond or resort to her usual marriage strategy. Miss Miggs wrung her hands and cried.

‘He was not at Duke Street, or at Warwick Street, G. Varden,’ said Simon, sternly; ‘but he WAS at Westminster. Perhaps, sir, he kicked a county member, perhaps, sir, he tapped a lord—you may stare, sir, I repeat it—blood flowed from noses, and perhaps he tapped a lord. Who knows? This,’ he added, putting his hand into his waistcoat-pocket, and taking out a large tooth, at the sight of which both Miggs and Mrs Varden screamed, ‘this was a bishop’s. Beware, G. Varden!’

‘He wasn’t at Duke Street or Warwick Street, G. Varden,’ Simon said seriously; ‘but he was at Westminster. Maybe, sir, he kicked a county member, maybe, sir, he tapped a lord—you can stare, sir, I’ll say it again—blood was drawn from noses, and maybe he did tap a lord. Who knows? This,’ he continued, reaching into his waistcoat pocket and pulling out a large tooth, which made both Miggs and Mrs. Varden scream, ‘this was a bishop’s. Watch out, G. Varden!’

‘Now, I would rather,’ said the locksmith hastily, ‘have paid five hundred pounds, than had this come to pass. You idiot, do you know what peril you stand in?’

‘Now, I’d much rather,’ said the locksmith quickly, ‘have paid five hundred pounds than let this happen. You fool, do you even realize what danger you’re in?’

‘I know it, sir,’ replied his journeyman, ‘and it is my glory. I was there, everybody saw me there. I was conspicuous, and prominent. I will abide the consequences.’

“I know it, sir,” replied his apprentice, “and I’m proud of it. I was there, and everyone saw me. I stood out and was front and center. I’ll accept whatever comes next.”

The locksmith, really disturbed and agitated, paced to and fro in silence—glancing at his former ‘prentice every now and then—and at length stopping before him, said:

The locksmith, obviously upset and restless, walked back and forth in silence—glancing at his former apprentice from time to time—and finally stopping in front of him, said:

‘Get to bed, and sleep for a couple of hours that you may wake penitent, and with some of your senses about you. Be sorry for what you have done, and we will try to save you. If I call him by five o’clock,’ said Varden, turning hurriedly to his wife, and he washes himself clean and changes his dress, he may get to the Tower Stairs, and away by the Gravesend tide-boat, before any search is made for him. From there he can easily get on to Canterbury, where your cousin will give him work till this storm has blown over. I am not sure that I do right in screening him from the punishment he deserves, but he has lived in this house, man and boy, for a dozen years, and I should be sorry if for this one day’s work he made a miserable end. Lock the front-door, Miggs, and show no light towards the street when you go upstairs. Quick, Simon! Get to bed!’

"Get to bed and sleep for a couple of hours so you can wake up feeling sorry, and with some clarity. Regret what you've done, and we’ll try to help you. If I call him by five o’clock," Varden said, quickly turning to his wife, "and if he cleans himself up and changes his clothes, he might make it to the Tower Stairs and catch the Gravesend tide-boat before anyone starts looking for him. From there, he can easily get to Canterbury, where your cousin can give him work until this storm passes. I'm not sure if I’m doing the right thing by hiding him from the punishment he should face, but he’s lived in this house, man and boy, for twelve years, and I wouldn’t want him to meet a terrible end over this one day’s mistake. Lock the front door, Miggs, and don’t let any light show towards the street when you go upstairs. Quick, Simon! Get to bed!"

‘And do you suppose, sir,’ retorted Mr Tappertit, with a thickness and slowness of speech which contrasted forcibly with the rapidity and earnestness of his kind-hearted master—‘and do you suppose, sir, that I am base and mean enough to accept your servile proposition?—Miscreant!’

‘And do you think, sir,’ replied Mr. Tappertit, speaking slowly and heavily, which was in sharp contrast to his kind-hearted master’s quick and earnest speech—‘and do you think, sir, that I am low enough to accept your degrading proposal?—Scoundrel!’

‘Whatever you please, Sim, but get to bed. Every minute is of consequence. The light here, Miggs!’

‘Do whatever you want, Sim, but go to bed. Every minute counts. The light here, Miggs!’

‘Yes yes, oh do! Go to bed directly,’ cried the two women together.

‘Yes, yes, please do! Go to bed right now,’ shouted the two women together.

Mr Tappertit stood upon his feet, and pushing his chair away to show that he needed no assistance, answered, swaying himself to and fro, and managing his head as if it had no connection whatever with his body:

Mr. Tappertit got to his feet and pushed his chair away to indicate that he didn't need any help. He answered while swaying back and forth, moving his head as if it had no connection to his body at all.

‘You spoke of Miggs, sir—Miggs may be smothered!’

‘You mentioned Miggs, sir—Miggs could be smothered!’

‘Oh Simmun!’ ejaculated that young lady in a faint voice. ‘Oh mim! Oh sir! Oh goodness gracious, what a turn he has give me!’

‘Oh Simmun!’ exclaimed the young lady in a weak voice. ‘Oh my! Oh sir! Oh my goodness, what a shock he’s given me!’

‘This family may ALL be smothered, sir,’ returned Mr Tappertit, after glancing at her with a smile of ineffable disdain, ‘excepting Mrs V. I have come here, sir, for her sake, this night. Mrs Varden, take this piece of paper. It’s a protection, ma’am. You may need it.’

‘This family could ALL be suffocated, sir,’ replied Mr. Tappertit, looking at her with a smile of pure disdain, ‘except for Mrs. V. I came here, sir, tonight for her sake. Mrs. Varden, take this piece of paper. It’s a protection, ma’am. You might need it.’

With these words he held out at arm’s length, a dirty, crumpled scrap of writing. The locksmith took it from him, opened it, and read as follows:

With these words, he held out a dirty, crumpled piece of paper at arm's length. The locksmith took it from him, opened it, and read as follows:

‘All good friends to our cause, I hope will be particular, and do no injury to the property of any true Protestant. I am well assured that the proprietor of this house is a staunch and worthy friend to the cause.

‘All good friends to our cause, I hope will be considerate and will not damage the property of any true Protestant. I am confident that the owner of this house is a loyal and commendable friend to the cause.

GEORGE GORDON.’

GEORGE GORDON.

‘What’s this!’ said the locksmith, with an altered face.

“What's going on!” said the locksmith, looking surprised.

‘Something that’ll do you good service, young feller,’ replied his journeyman, ‘as you’ll find. Keep that safe, and where you can lay your hand upon it in an instant. And chalk “No Popery” on your door to-morrow night, and for a week to come—that’s all.’

‘Something that will be useful for you, young man,’ replied his journeyman, ‘as you’ll see. Keep that safe, and make sure it’s easy to access right away. And write “No Popery” on your door tomorrow night, and keep it up for a week—that’s everything.’

‘This is a genuine document,’ said the locksmith, ‘I know, for I have seen the hand before. What threat does it imply? What devil is abroad?’

‘This is a real document,’ said the locksmith, ‘I know because I’ve seen that handwriting before. What threat does it represent? What trouble is stirring?’

‘A fiery devil,’ retorted Sim; ‘a flaming, furious devil. Don’t you put yourself in its way, or you’re done for, my buck. Be warned in time, G. Varden. Farewell!’

‘A fiery devil,’ Sim shot back; ‘a raging, furious devil. Don’t get in its way, or you’re finished, my friend. Take my advice, G. Varden. Goodbye!’

But here the two women threw themselves in his way—especially Miss Miggs, who fell upon him with such fervour that she pinned him against the wall—and conjured him in moving words not to go forth till he was sober; to listen to reason; to think of it; to take some rest, and then determine.

But here the two women stepped in front of him—especially Miss Miggs, who rushed at him with such urgency that she pinned him against the wall—and urged him in heartfelt words not to leave until he was sober; to hear them out; to consider it; to get some rest, and then make a decision.

‘I tell you,’ said Mr Tappertit, ‘that my mind is made up. My bleeding country calls me and I go! Miggs, if you don’t get out of the way, I’ll pinch you.’

‘I’m telling you,’ said Mr. Tappertit, ‘that I’ve made up my mind. My suffering country is calling me, and I’m going! Miggs, if you don’t move, I’ll pinch you.’

Miss Miggs, still clinging to the rebel, screamed once vociferously—but whether in the distraction of her mind, or because of his having executed his threat, is uncertain.

Miss Miggs, still holding onto the rebel, screamed loudly once—but it's unclear whether it was due to her mental distraction or because he followed through on his threat.

‘Release me,’ said Simon, struggling to free himself from her chaste, but spider-like embrace. ‘Let me go! I have made arrangements for you in an altered state of society, and mean to provide for you comfortably in life—there! Will that satisfy you?’

‘Let me go,’ Simon said, trying to break free from her innocent, but clingy grip. ‘I have plans for you in a different kind of society, and I intend to take care of you well in life—there! Does that make you happy?’

‘Oh Simmun!’ cried Miss Miggs. ‘Oh my blessed Simmun! Oh mim! what are my feelings at this conflicting moment!’

‘Oh Simmun!’ cried Miss Miggs. ‘Oh my dear Simmun! Oh my! What am I feeling at this confusing moment!’

Of a rather turbulent description, it would seem; for her nightcap had been knocked off in the scuffle, and she was on her knees upon the floor, making a strange revelation of blue and yellow curl-papers, straggling locks of hair, tags of staylaces, and strings of it’s impossible to say what; panting for breath, clasping her hands, turning her eyes upwards, shedding abundance of tears, and exhibiting various other symptoms of the acutest mental suffering.

It was quite a chaotic scene; her nightcap had come off in the struggle, and she was on her knees on the floor, revealing an odd assortment of blue and yellow curlers, tangled hair, bits of stay laces, and who knows what else. She was gasping for breath, clutching her hands, looking up with tears streaming down her face, and showing various other signs of intense mental anguish.

‘I leave,’ said Simon, turning to his master, with an utter disregard of Miggs’s maidenly affliction, ‘a box of things upstairs. Do what you like with ‘em. I don’t want ‘em. I’m never coming back here, any more. Provide yourself, sir, with a journeyman; I’m my country’s journeyman; henceforward that’s MY line of business.’

"I’m leaving," said Simon, turning to his boss, completely ignoring Miggs's embarrassing situation. "I have a box of stuff upstairs. Do whatever you want with it. I don’t need it. I’m never coming back here again. You can find yourself another worker; I’m working for my country now; from now on, that’s my job."

‘Be what you like in two hours’ time, but now go up to bed,’ returned the locksmith, planting himself in the doorway. ‘Do you hear me? Go to bed!’

“Be whatever you want in two hours, but for now, head up to bed,” said the locksmith, standing firmly in the doorway. “Do you hear me? Go to bed!”

‘I hear you, and defy you, Varden,’ rejoined Simon Tappertit. ‘This night, sir, I have been in the country, planning an expedition which shall fill your bell-hanging soul with wonder and dismay. The plot demands my utmost energy. Let me pass!’

‘I hear you, and I challenge you, Varden,’ replied Simon Tappertit. ‘Tonight, sir, I’ve been in the countryside, planning an adventure that will leave your soul filled with amazement and fear. The scheme requires all my energy. Let me through!’

‘I’ll knock you down if you come near the door,’ replied the locksmith. ‘You had better go to bed!’

‘I’ll knock you down if you come near the door,’ said the locksmith. ‘You should really go to bed!’

Simon made no answer, but gathering himself up as straight as he could, plunged head foremost at his old master, and the two went driving out into the workshop together, plying their hands and feet so briskly that they looked like half-a-dozen, while Miggs and Mrs Varden screamed for twelve.

Simon didn't respond, but straightening himself as much as possible, he dove headfirst at his old master, and they both charged into the workshop together, moving their hands and feet so quickly that they looked like a small crowd, while Miggs and Mrs. Varden yelled for more.

It would have been easy for Varden to knock his old ‘prentice down, and bind him hand and foot; but as he was loth to hurt him in his then defenceless state, he contented himself with parrying his blows when he could, taking them in perfect good part when he could not, and keeping between him and the door, until a favourable opportunity should present itself for forcing him to retreat up-stairs, and shutting him up in his own room. But, in the goodness of his heart, he calculated too much upon his adversary’s weakness, and forgot that drunken men who have lost the power of walking steadily, can often run. Watching his time, Simon Tappertit made a cunning show of falling back, staggered unexpectedly forward, brushed past him, opened the door (he knew the trick of that lock well), and darted down the street like a mad dog. The locksmith paused for a moment in the excess of his astonishment, and then gave chase.

It would have been easy for Varden to knock his old apprentice down and tie him up, but since he didn’t want to hurt him in his defenseless state, he settled for dodging his blows when he could, taking them in stride when he couldn't, and positioning himself between him and the door until a good opportunity came to force him upstairs and lock him in his own room. However, in his kindness, he underestimated his opponent's strength and forgot that drunk people who can’t walk straight can still run. Watching for his chance, Simon Tappertit pretended to stumble back, then suddenly lunged forward, squeezed past him, opened the door (he was very familiar with that lock's trick), and bolted down the street like a crazy person. The locksmith paused for a moment in shock, then took off after him.

It was an excellent season for a run, for at that silent hour the streets were deserted, the air was cool, and the flying figure before him distinctly visible at a great distance, as it sped away, with a long gaunt shadow following at its heels. But the short-winded locksmith had no chance against a man of Sim’s youth and spare figure, though the day had been when he could have run him down in no time. The space between them rapidly increased, and as the rays of the rising sun streamed upon Simon in the act of turning a distant corner, Gabriel Varden was fain to give up, and sit down on a doorstep to fetch his breath. Simon meanwhile, without once stopping, fled at the same degree of swiftness to The Boot, where, as he well knew, some of his company were lying, and at which respectable hostelry—for he had already acquired the distinction of being in great peril of the law—a friendly watch had been expecting him all night, and was even now on the look-out for his coming.

It was a great time for a run; at that quiet hour, the streets were empty, the air was cool, and the figure ahead of him was clearly visible from far away as it sped off, with a long, thin shadow trailing behind. But the out-of-breath locksmith stood no chance against a younger, leaner man like Sim, even though there was a time when he could have easily caught up to him. The distance between them quickly grew, and as the first light of the rising sun shone on Simon as he turned a distant corner, Gabriel Varden had to give up and sit down on a doorstep to catch his breath. Meanwhile, Simon continued to run at the same speed to The Boot, where he knew some of his friends were waiting, and at that respectable inn—since he was already in serious trouble with the law—a friendly lookout had been expecting him all night and was currently keeping an eye out for his arrival.

‘Go thy ways, Sim, go thy ways,’ said the locksmith, as soon as he could speak. ‘I have done my best for thee, poor lad, and would have saved thee, but the rope is round thy neck, I fear.’

‘Go on, Sim, go on,’ said the locksmith, as soon as he could speak. ‘I’ve done my best for you, poor guy, and I would have saved you, but the rope is around your neck, I’m afraid.’

So saying, and shaking his head in a very sorrowful and disconsolate manner, he turned back, and soon re-entered his own house, where Mrs Varden and the faithful Miggs had been anxiously expecting his return.

So saying, and shaking his head in a very sad and hopeless way, he turned back and quickly went back inside his house, where Mrs. Varden and the loyal Miggs had been eagerly waiting for him to come back.

Now Mrs Varden (and by consequence Miss Miggs likewise) was impressed with a secret misgiving that she had done wrong; that she had, to the utmost of her small means, aided and abetted the growth of disturbances, the end of which it was impossible to foresee; that she had led remotely to the scene which had just passed; and that the locksmith’s time for triumph and reproach had now arrived indeed. And so strongly did Mrs Varden feel this, and so crestfallen was she in consequence, that while her husband was pursuing their lost journeyman, she secreted under her chair the little red-brick dwelling-house with the yellow roof, lest it should furnish new occasion for reference to the painful theme; and now hid the same still more, with the skirts of her dress.

Now Mrs. Varden (and consequently Miss Miggs too) was worried that she had made a mistake; that she had, to the best of her limited means, contributed to the rise of problems, the outcome of which was impossible to predict; that she had indirectly led to the situation that had just unfolded; and that the locksmith’s moment for both triumph and blame had finally come. Mrs. Varden felt this so intensely, and was so downcast as a result, that while her husband was searching for their missing journeyman, she discreetly tucked away the little red-brick house with the yellow roof under her chair, to prevent it from sparking further discussion of the upsetting topic; and then she hid it even more with the hem of her dress.

But it happened that the locksmith had been thinking of this very article on his way home, and that, coming into the room and not seeing it, he at once demanded where it was.

But it turned out that the locksmith had been thinking about this exact item on his way home, and when he walked into the room and didn’t see it, he immediately asked where it was.

Mrs Varden had no resource but to produce it, which she did with many tears, and broken protestations that if she could have known—

Mrs. Varden felt she had no choice but to bring it out, which she did with lots of tears and broken promises, saying that if she had known—

‘Yes, yes,’ said Varden, ‘of course—I know that. I don’t mean to reproach you, my dear. But recollect from this time that all good things perverted to evil purposes, are worse than those which are naturally bad. A thoroughly wicked woman, is wicked indeed. When religion goes wrong, she is very wrong, for the same reason. Let us say no more about it, my dear.’

‘Yes, yes,’ said Varden, ‘of course—I know that. I don’t mean to blame you, my dear. But remember from now on that all good things twisted to serve evil purposes are worse than those that are just naturally bad. A truly wicked woman is really wicked. When religion goes astray, it’s very wrong for the same reason. Let’s not discuss it anymore, my dear.’

So he dropped the red-brick dwelling-house on the floor, and setting his heel upon it, crushed it into pieces. The halfpence, and sixpences, and other voluntary contributions, rolled about in all directions, but nobody offered to touch them, or to take them up.

So he dropped the red-brick house on the floor, and stepping on it, smashed it into pieces. The pennies, sixpences, and other donations rolled everywhere, but no one bothered to pick them up or even touch them.

‘That,’ said the locksmith, ‘is easily disposed of, and I would to Heaven that everything growing out of the same society could be settled as easily.’

‘That,’ said the locksmith, ‘is easy to handle, and I wish everything coming from the same society could be resolved just as simply.’

‘It happens very fortunately, Varden,’ said his wife, with her handkerchief to her eyes, ‘that in case any more disturbances should happen—which I hope not; I sincerely hope not—’

‘It’s quite fortunate, Varden,’ said his wife, dabbing her eyes with a handkerchief, ‘that if any more trouble comes up—which I hope it doesn’t; I really hope it doesn’t—’

‘I hope so too, my dear.’

‘I hope so too, my dear.’

‘—That in case any should occur, we have the piece of paper which that poor misguided young man brought.’

‘—That if anything happens, we have the piece of paper that poor confused young man brought.’

‘Ay, to be sure,’ said the locksmith, turning quickly round. ‘Where is that piece of paper?’

‘Yeah, for sure,’ said the locksmith, turning around quickly. ‘Where’s that piece of paper?’

Mrs Varden stood aghast as he took it from her outstretched hand, tore it into fragments, and threw them under the grate.

Mrs. Varden stood in shock as he took it from her outstretched hand, ripped it into pieces, and tossed them into the fireplace.

‘Not use it?’ she said.

"Not use it?" she asked.

‘Use it!’ cried the locksmith. No! Let them come and pull the roof about our ears; let them burn us out of house and home; I’d neither have the protection of their leader, nor chalk their howl upon my door, though, for not doing it, they shot me on my own threshold. Use it! Let them come and do their worst. The first man who crosses my doorstep on such an errand as theirs, had better be a hundred miles away. Let him look to it. The others may have their will. I wouldn’t beg or buy them off, if, instead of every pound of iron in the place, there was a hundred weight of gold. Get you to bed, Martha. I shall take down the shutters and go to work.’

"Use it!" shouted the locksmith. No! Let them come and tear the roof right off; let them drive us out of our home; I want nothing to do with their leader, nor am I going to mark their threats on my door, even if they end up shooting me at my own doorstep for refusing. Use it! Let them come and do their worst. The first guy who steps onto my porch with that kind of attitude better be ready to be a hundred miles away. He better watch out. The others can have whatever they want. I wouldn’t beg or pay them off, even if there was a fortune in gold instead of all the iron in this place. You get to bed, Martha. I'm going to take down the shutters and get to work."

‘So early!’ said his wife.

"Wow, so early!" said his wife.

‘Ay,’ replied the locksmith cheerily, ‘so early. Come when they may, they shall not find us skulking and hiding, as if we feared to take our portion of the light of day, and left it all to them. So pleasant dreams to you, my dear, and cheerful sleep!’

‘Yeah,’ replied the locksmith cheerfully, ‘so early. No matter when they come, they won’t find us lurking and hiding, as if we’re afraid to share our part of the daylight and leave it all to them. Sweet dreams to you, my dear, and restful sleep!’

With that he gave his wife a hearty kiss, and bade her delay no longer, or it would be time to rise before she lay down to rest. Mrs Varden quite amiably and meekly walked upstairs, followed by Miggs, who, although a good deal subdued, could not refrain from sundry stimulative coughs and sniffs by the way, or from holding up her hands in astonishment at the daring conduct of master.

With that, he gave his wife a warm kiss and told her not to take too long, or it would be time to get up before she even went to bed. Mrs. Varden quite willingly and quietly walked upstairs, followed by Miggs, who, although much calmer, couldn’t help but cough and sniff a few times along the way or hold up her hands in shock at the bold behavior of her master.





Chapter 52

A mob is usually a creature of very mysterious existence, particularly in a large city. Where it comes from or whither it goes, few men can tell. Assembling and dispersing with equal suddenness, it is as difficult to follow to its various sources as the sea itself; nor does the parallel stop here, for the ocean is not more fickle and uncertain, more terrible when roused, more unreasonable, or more cruel.

A mob is typically a mysterious phenomenon, especially in a big city. Few people can say where it comes from or where it goes. It gathers and breaks apart just as suddenly, making it as hard to trace back to its origins as the ocean itself; and that's not where the similarities end, because the sea is no more unpredictable and unstable, more furious when provoked, more irrational, or more ruthless.

The people who were boisterous at Westminster upon the Friday morning, and were eagerly bent upon the work of devastation in Duke Street and Warwick Street at night, were, in the mass, the same. Allowing for the chance accessions of which any crowd is morally sure in a town where there must always be a large number of idle and profligate persons, one and the same mob was at both places. Yet they spread themselves in various directions when they dispersed in the afternoon, made no appointment for reassembling, had no definite purpose or design, and indeed, for anything they knew, were scattered beyond the hope of future union.

The people who were loud and rowdy at Westminster on Friday morning and were eagerly focused on causing destruction in Duke Street and Warwick Street at night were mostly the same group. Taking into account the random additions that any crowd can expect in a city with a large number of idle and reckless people, it was essentially the same mob in both places. However, they went their separate ways when they broke up in the afternoon, made no plans to meet again, had no clear goal or intention, and in fact, for all they knew, were dispersed beyond the possibility of coming together again.

At The Boot, which, as has been shown, was in a manner the head-quarters of the rioters, there were not, upon this Friday night, a dozen people. Some slept in the stable and outhouses, some in the common room, some two or three in beds. The rest were in their usual homes or haunts. Perhaps not a score in all lay in the adjacent fields and lanes, and under haystacks, or near the warmth of brick-kilns, who had not their accustomed place of rest beneath the open sky. As to the public ways within the town, they had their ordinary nightly occupants, and no others; the usual amount of vice and wretchedness, but no more.

At The Boot, which, as mentioned earlier, was basically the main base for the rioters, there were only about a dozen people on that Friday night. Some were sleeping in the stable and outbuildings, some in the common room, and a few in beds. The rest were in their usual homes or hangouts. Maybe not even twenty were lying in the nearby fields and lanes or under haystacks, or close to the warmth of brick kilns, who didn't have their usual spot to rest under the open sky. As for the public areas in town, they had their typical nightly occupants and no one else; the usual level of vice and misery, but nothing more.

The experience of one evening, however, had taught the reckless leaders of disturbance, that they had but to show themselves in the streets, to be immediately surrounded by materials which they could only have kept together when their aid was not required, at great risk, expense, and trouble. Once possessed of this secret, they were as confident as if twenty thousand men, devoted to their will, had been encamped about them, and assumed a confidence which could not have been surpassed, though that had really been the case. All day, Saturday, they remained quiet. On Sunday, they rather studied how to keep their men within call, and in full hope, than to follow out, by any fierce measure, their first day’s proceedings.

The experience of one evening, however, taught the reckless leaders of the disturbance that they only had to appear in the streets to be instantly surrounded by supporters, whom they could have only kept together when they weren’t needed, at a great risk, cost, and hassle. Once they figured out this tactic, they felt as confident as if twenty thousand loyal followers had been camped around them, and they carried themselves with a level of confidence that couldn’t have been surpassed, even if that had actually been the case. All day Saturday, they stayed quiet. On Sunday, they focused more on keeping their people nearby and hopeful than on executing any aggressive actions from their first day’s activities.

‘I hope,’ said Dennis, as, with a loud yawn, he raised his body from a heap of straw on which he had been sleeping, and supporting his head upon his hand, appealed to Hugh on Sunday morning, ‘that Muster Gashford allows some rest? Perhaps he’d have us at work again already, eh?’

‘I hope,’ said Dennis, as he let out a big yawn and lifted himself from a pile of straw where he had been sleeping, propping his head up with his hand, he turned to Hugh on Sunday morning, ‘that Mr. Gashford lets us get some rest? Maybe he’d want us working again already, huh?’

‘It’s not his way to let matters drop, you may be sure of that,’ growled Hugh in answer. ‘I’m in no humour to stir yet, though. I’m as stiff as a dead body, and as full of ugly scratches as if I had been fighting all day yesterday with wild cats.’

‘He’s not the type to let things go, that’s for sure,’ Hugh grumbled in response. ‘But I’m not ready to move yet. I feel as stiff as a corpse and covered in ugly scratches like I’ve been battling wildcats all day yesterday.’

‘You’ve so much enthusiasm, that’s it,’ said Dennis, looking with great admiration at the uncombed head, matted beard, and torn hands and face of the wild figure before him; ‘you’re such a devil of a fellow. You hurt yourself a hundred times more than you need, because you will be foremost in everything, and will do more than the rest.’

"You have so much energy, that's exactly it," Dennis said, gazing with genuine admiration at the messy hair, tangled beard, and scuffed hands and face of the wild figure in front of him. "You're such a crazy guy. You hurt yourself way more than you have to because you always want to be the best and push yourself harder than everyone else."

‘For the matter of that,’ returned Hugh, shaking back his ragged hair and glancing towards the door of the stable in which they lay; ‘there’s one yonder as good as me. What did I tell you about him? Did I say he was worth a dozen, when you doubted him?’

‘For that matter,’ replied Hugh, tossing his scruffy hair back and looking toward the stable door where they were laying; ‘there’s one over there just as good as I am. What did I tell you about him? Did I say he was worth more than a dozen when you doubted him?’

Mr Dennis rolled lazily over upon his breast, and resting his chin upon his hand in imitation of the attitude in which Hugh lay, said, as he too looked towards the door:

Mr. Dennis rolled over lazily onto his stomach, resting his chin on his hand just like Hugh, and said, as he also looked towards the door:

‘Ay, ay, you knew him, brother, you knew him. But who’d suppose to look at that chap now, that he could be the man he is! Isn’t it a thousand cruel pities, brother, that instead of taking his nat’ral rest and qualifying himself for further exertions in this here honourable cause, he should be playing at soldiers like a boy? And his cleanliness too!’ said Mr Dennis, who certainly had no reason to entertain a fellow feeling with anybody who was particular on that score; ‘what weaknesses he’s guilty of; with respect to his cleanliness! At five o’clock this morning, there he was at the pump, though any one would think he had gone through enough, the day before yesterday, to be pretty fast asleep at that time. But no—when I woke for a minute or two, there he was at the pump, and if you’d seen him sticking them peacock’s feathers into his hat when he’d done washing—ah! I’m sorry he’s such a imperfect character, but the best on us is incomplete in some pint of view or another.’

“Yeah, you knew him, brother, you knew him. But who would think, looking at that guy now, that he could be the person he is! Isn’t it a tragic shame, brother, that instead of getting some much-needed rest and preparing himself for more efforts in this noble cause, he’s just playing at being a soldier like a kid? And his obsession with being clean too!” said Mr. Dennis, who certainly had no reason to feel any sympathy for someone who was particular about that; “what shortcomings he has regarding his cleanliness! At five o’clock this morning, there he was at the pump, even though you’d think he’d done enough the day before yesterday to be fast asleep at that hour. But no—when I woke up for a minute or two, there he was at the pump, and if you’d seen him putting those peacock feathers into his hat after washing—ah! I regret that he’s such an imperfect character, but the best of us is incomplete in one way or another.”

The subject of this dialogue and of these concluding remarks, which were uttered in a tone of philosophical meditation, was, as the reader will have divined, no other than Barnaby, who, with his flag in hand, stood sentry in the little patch of sunlight at the distant door, or walked to and fro outside, singing softly to himself; and keeping time to the music of some clear church bells. Whether he stood still, leaning with both hands on the flagstaff, or, bearing it upon his shoulder, paced slowly up and down, the careful arrangement of his poor dress, and his erect and lofty bearing, showed how high a sense he had of the great importance of his trust, and how happy and how proud it made him. To Hugh and his companion, who lay in a dark corner of the gloomy shed, he, and the sunlight, and the peaceful Sabbath sound to which he made response, seemed like a bright picture framed by the door, and set off by the stable’s blackness. The whole formed such a contrast to themselves, as they lay wallowing, like some obscene animals, in their squalor and wickedness on the two heaps of straw, that for a few moments they looked on without speaking, and felt almost ashamed.

The topic of this conversation and these closing thoughts, expressed in a reflective tone, was, as you might have guessed, Barnaby, who, with his flag in hand, stood guard in the small patch of sunlight at the far door or walked back and forth outside, softly singing to himself and keeping time with the sound of some clear church bells. Whether he stood still, leaning on the flagpole with both hands, or carried it on his shoulder as he slowly paced, the neatness of his shabby clothes and his upright, proud stance revealed how seriously he took his important role and how happy and proud it made him. To Hugh and his companion, who were sprawled in a dark corner of the gloomy shed, Barnaby, the sunlight, and the peaceful Sabbath sound he responded to looked like a bright picture framed by the door, contrasting sharply with the stable’s darkness. The whole scene stood in stark contrast to themselves, as they lay wallowing in their filth and wickedness on the two piles of straw, making them silently observe for a few moments and feel almost ashamed.

‘Ah!’ said Hugh at length, carrying it off with a laugh: ‘He’s a rare fellow is Barnaby, and can do more, with less rest, or meat, or drink, than any of us. As to his soldiering, I put him on duty there.’

‘Ah!’ said Hugh finally, laughing: ‘Barnaby is a real character, and he can do more with less rest, food, or drink than any of us. As for his soldiering, I assigned him to duty there.’

‘Then there was a object in it, and a proper good one too, I’ll be sworn,’ retorted Dennis with a broad grin, and an oath of the same quality. ‘What was it, brother?’

‘Then there was an object in it, and a really good one too, I swear,’ retorted Dennis with a broad grin and a similar oath. ‘What was it, brother?’

‘Why, you see,’ said Hugh, crawling a little nearer to him, ‘that our noble captain yonder, came in yesterday morning rather the worse for liquor, and was—like you and me—ditto last night.’

‘Well, you see,’ said Hugh, crawling a little closer to him, ‘our noble captain over there came in yesterday morning a bit worse for wear and was—just like you and me—same deal last night.’

Dennis looked to where Simon Tappertit lay coiled upon a truss of hay, snoring profoundly, and nodded.

Dennis looked over to where Simon Tappertit was curled up on a hay bale, snoring loudly, and nodded.

‘And our noble captain,’ continued Hugh with another laugh, ‘our noble captain and I, have planned for to-morrow a roaring expedition, with good profit in it.’

‘And our brave captain,’ continued Hugh with another laugh, ‘our brave captain and I have planned for tomorrow an exciting expedition, with good profit in it.’

‘Again the Papists?’ asked Dennis, rubbing his hands.

‘Are the Catholics back again?’ asked Dennis, rubbing his hands.

‘Ay, against the Papists—against one of ‘em at least, that some of us, and I for one, owe a good heavy grudge to.’

‘Yeah, against the Catholics—against at least one of them, that some of us, and I for one, hold a strong resentment against.’

‘Not Muster Gashford’s friend that he spoke to us about in my house, eh?’ said Dennis, brimfull of pleasant expectation.

‘Not Muster Gashford’s friend that he told us about at my place, right?’ said Dennis, full of cheerful anticipation.

‘The same man,’ said Hugh.

"Same guy," said Hugh.

‘That’s your sort,’ cried Mr Dennis, gaily shaking hands with him, ‘that’s the kind of game. Let’s have revenges and injuries, and all that, and we shall get on twice as fast. Now you talk, indeed!’

"That's your style," Mr. Dennis said, cheerfully shaking hands with him. "That's the kind of game we need. Let's go for revenge and all that, and we'll make progress twice as fast. Now you’re really talking!"

‘Ha ha ha! The captain,’ added Hugh, ‘has thoughts of carrying off a woman in the bustle, and—ha ha ha!—and so have I!’

“Ha ha ha! The captain,” Hugh added, “is thinking about taking a woman in the commotion, and—ha ha ha!—so am I!”

Mr Dennis received this part of the scheme with a wry face, observing that as a general principle he objected to women altogether, as being unsafe and slippery persons on whom there was no calculating with any certainty, and who were never in the same mind for four-and-twenty hours at a stretch. He might have expatiated on this suggestive theme at much greater length, but that it occurred to him to ask what connection existed between the proposed expedition and Barnaby’s being posted at the stable-door as sentry; to which Hugh cautiously replied in these words:

Mr. Dennis reacted to this part of the plan with a sarcastic expression, noting that as a general rule, he disapproved of women entirely, viewing them as unreliable and unpredictable individuals with whom one could never be sure, and who could change their minds in less than twenty-four hours. He could have elaborated on this interesting topic at much greater length, but he decided to inquire about the connection between the proposed mission and Barnaby standing guard at the stable door. To this, Hugh cautiously responded with these words:

‘Why, the people we mean to visit, were friends of his, once upon a time, and I know that much of him to feel pretty sure that if he thought we were going to do them any harm, he’d be no friend to our side, but would lend a ready hand to the other. So I’ve persuaded him (for I know him of old) that Lord George has picked him out to guard this place to-morrow while we’re away, and that it’s a great honour—and so he’s on duty now, and as proud of it as if he was a general. Ha ha! What do you say to me for a careful man as well as a devil of a one?’

‘The people we’re going to visit were friends of his a long time ago, and I know him well enough to be pretty sure that if he thought we were going to do them any harm, he wouldn’t be on our side but would help the other side instead. So I convinced him (since I know him from before) that Lord George chose him to guard this place tomorrow while we’re gone, and that it’s a big honor—and now he’s on duty and feels as proud as if he were a general. Ha ha! What do you think of me for being both careful and a bit of a rogue?’

Mr Dennis exhausted himself in compliments, and then added,

Mr. Dennis wore himself out with compliments, and then added,

‘But about the expedition itself—’

‘But regarding the expedition itself—’

‘About that,’ said Hugh, ‘you shall hear all particulars from me and the great captain conjointly and both together—for see, he’s waking up. Rouse yourself, lion-heart. Ha ha! Put a good face upon it, and drink again. Another hair of the dog that bit you, captain! Call for drink! There’s enough of gold and silver cups and candlesticks buried underneath my bed,’ he added, rolling back the straw, and pointing to where the ground was newly turned, ‘to pay for it, if it was a score of casks full. Drink, captain!’

“About that,” said Hugh, “you’ll hear all the details from me and the great captain together—look, he’s waking up. Come on, lion-heart. Ha ha! Put on a brave face and drink up. Another round for the captain! Call for some drinks! I have enough gold and silver cups and candlesticks buried under my bed,” he continued, moving aside the straw and pointing to the freshly turned ground, “to cover it, even if it were twenty barrels full. Drink up, captain!”

Mr Tappertit received these jovial promptings with a very bad grace, being much the worse, both in mind and body, for his two nights of debauch, and but indifferently able to stand upon his legs. With Hugh’s assistance, however, he contrived to stagger to the pump; and having refreshed himself with an abundant draught of cold water, and a copious shower of the same refreshing liquid on his head and face, he ordered some rum and milk to be served; and upon that innocent beverage and some biscuits and cheese made a pretty hearty meal. That done, he disposed himself in an easy attitude on the ground beside his two companions (who were carousing after their own tastes), and proceeded to enlighten Mr Dennis in reference to to-morrow’s project.

Mr. Tappertit received these cheerful suggestions with a lot of reluctance, feeling pretty rough, both mentally and physically, from his two nights of partying, and barely able to stand up. With Hugh’s help, though, he managed to stumble over to the pump; after refreshing himself with a large drink of cold water and splashing some of it on his head and face, he ordered some rum and milk. With that innocent drink, along with some biscuits and cheese, he had a pretty decent meal. Once that was done, he settled into a comfortable position on the ground next to his two companions (who were enjoying themselves in their own way) and started to explain to Mr. Dennis about tomorrow's plans.

That their conversation was an interesting one, was rendered manifest by its length, and by the close attention of all three. That it was not of an oppressively grave character, but was enlivened by various pleasantries arising out of the subject, was clear from their loud and frequent roars of laughter, which startled Barnaby on his post, and made him wonder at their levity. But he was not summoned to join them, until they had eaten, and drunk, and slept, and talked together for some hours; not, indeed, until the twilight; when they informed him that they were about to make a slight demonstration in the streets—just to keep the people’s hands in, as it was Sunday night, and the public might otherwise be disappointed—and that he was free to accompany them if he would.

Their conversation was clearly interesting, as shown by how long it lasted and how attentively all three were engaged. It wasn’t overly serious; it was lively and filled with jokes related to the topic, evident from their loud and frequent bursts of laughter that startled Barnaby at his post and made him question their lightheartedness. However, he wasn't called to join them until after they had eaten, drunk, slept, and talked together for several hours—not until twilight, in fact—when they told him they were about to make a small appearance in the streets—just to keep the people entertained since it was Sunday night and they might otherwise feel let down—and that he was welcome to join them if he wanted.

Without the slightest preparation, saving that they carried clubs and wore the blue cockade, they sallied out into the streets; and, with no more settled design than that of doing as much mischief as they could, paraded them at random. Their numbers rapidly increasing, they soon divided into parties; and agreeing to meet by-and-by, in the fields near Welbeck Street, scoured the town in various directions. The largest body, and that which augmented with the greatest rapidity, was the one to which Hugh and Barnaby belonged. This took its way towards Moorfields, where there was a rich chapel, and in which neighbourhood several Catholic families were known to reside.

Without any preparation, except for carrying clubs and wearing the blue cockade, they rushed out into the streets; and with no real plan other than to cause as much trouble as they could, they randomly roamed around. Their numbers quickly grew, and they soon split into groups; agreeing to meet later in the fields near Welbeck Street, they scattered throughout the town in different directions. The largest group, which grew the fastest, included Hugh and Barnaby. This group headed toward Moorfields, where there was a wealthy chapel, and in that area, several Catholic families were known to live.

Beginning with the private houses so occupied, they broke open the doors and windows; and while they destroyed the furniture and left but the bare walls, made a sharp search for tools and engines of destruction, such as hammers, pokers, axes, saws, and such like instruments. Many of the rioters made belts of cord, of handkerchiefs, or any material they found at hand, and wore these weapons as openly as pioneers upon a field-day. There was not the least disguise or concealment—indeed, on this night, very little excitement or hurry. From the chapels, they tore down and took away the very altars, benches, pulpits, pews, and flooring; from the dwelling-houses, the very wainscoting and stairs. This Sunday evening’s recreation they pursued like mere workmen who had a certain task to do, and did it. Fifty resolute men might have turned them at any moment; a single company of soldiers could have scattered them like dust; but no man interposed, no authority restrained them, and, except by the terrified persons who fled from their approach, they were as little heeded as if they were pursuing their lawful occupations with the utmost sobriety and good conduct.

Starting with the occupied private houses, they broke open the doors and windows; and while they wrecked the furniture and left just the bare walls, they searched thoroughly for tools and weapons of destruction, like hammers, pokers, axes, saws, and similar instruments. Many of the rioters made belts out of cord, handkerchiefs, or any material they found nearby, wearing these weapons as openly as pioneers on a field day. There was no attempt at disguise or concealment—indeed, on that night, there was very little excitement or hurry. From the chapels, they ripped down and took away the altars, benches, pulpits, pews, and flooring; from the homes, they removed the wainscoting and stairs. This Sunday evening’s activity was approached like just another job that needed to be done. Fifty determined men could have stopped them at any moment; a single company of soldiers could have scattered them like dust; but no one intervened, no authority held them back, and except for the terrified people who ran from their approach, they were as unnoticed as if they were carrying out their lawful tasks with complete sobriety and good behavior.

In the same manner, they marched to the place of rendezvous agreed upon, made great fires in the fields, and reserving the most valuable of their spoils, burnt the rest. Priestly garments, images of saints, rich stuffs and ornaments, altar-furniture and household goods, were cast into the flames, and shed a glare on the whole country round; but they danced and howled, and roared about these fires till they were tired, and were never for an instant checked.

In the same way, they marched to the agreed meeting place, set large fires in the fields, and kept the most valuable of their loot while burning the rest. Priest’s clothes, images of saints, fancy fabrics and decorations, altar supplies, and household items were thrown into the flames, lighting up the entire area. They danced, howled, and yelled around these fires until they were exhausted, never stopping for even a moment.

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As the main body filed off from this scene of action, and passed down Welbeck Street, they came upon Gashford, who had been a witness of their proceedings, and was walking stealthily along the pavement. Keeping up with him, and yet not seeming to speak, Hugh muttered in his ear:

As the main group moved away from the scene, walking down Welbeck Street, they spotted Gashford, who had been watching them and was sneaking along the sidewalk. Staying close but pretending not to talk, Hugh whispered in his ear:

‘Is this better, master?’

‘Is this better, boss?’

‘No,’ said Gashford. ‘It is not.’

‘No,’ Gashford said. ‘It’s not.’

‘What would you have?’ said Hugh. ‘Fevers are never at their height at once. They must get on by degrees.’

‘What do you want?’ said Hugh. ‘Fevers never peak all at once. They build up gradually.’

‘I would have you,’ said Gashford, pinching his arm with such malevolence that his nails seemed to meet in the skin; ‘I would have you put some meaning into your work. Fools! Can you make no better bonfires than of rags and scraps? Can you burn nothing whole?’

‘I want you,’ said Gashford, pinching his arm with such intensity that his nails almost broke the skin; ‘I want you to put some real meaning into your work. Seriously! Can’t you make better bonfires than just burning rags and scraps? Can’t you burn anything whole?’

‘A little patience, master,’ said Hugh. ‘Wait but a few hours, and you shall see. Look for a redness in the sky, to-morrow night.’

‘A little patience, master,’ said Hugh. ‘Just wait a few hours, and you’ll see. Look for a redness in the sky tomorrow night.’

With that, he fell back into his place beside Barnaby; and when the secretary looked after him, both were lost in the crowd.

With that, he settled back into his spot next to Barnaby; and when the secretary glanced after him, both were swallowed up by the crowd.

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Chapter 53

The next day was ushered in by merry peals of bells, and by the firing of the Tower guns; flags were hoisted on many of the church-steeples; the usual demonstrations were made in honour of the anniversary of the King’s birthday; and every man went about his pleasure or business as if the city were in perfect order, and there were no half-smouldering embers in its secret places, which, on the approach of night, would kindle up again and scatter ruin and dismay abroad. The leaders of the riot, rendered still more daring by the success of last night and by the booty they had acquired, kept steadily together, and only thought of implicating the mass of their followers so deeply that no hope of pardon or reward might tempt them to betray their more notorious confederates into the hands of justice.

The next day started with cheerful bell chimes and the firing of the Tower guns; flags were raised on many church steeples; the usual celebrations took place to honor the King’s birthday; and everyone went about their day as if the city was completely safe, ignoring the smoldering secrets that, come nightfall, would flare up again and spread chaos and fear. The leaders of the riot, emboldened by their success from the night before and the spoils they had taken, stuck together and focused on involving their followers so deeply that no hope of forgiveness or reward could convince them to betray their more infamous allies to the authorities.

Indeed, the sense of having gone too far to be forgiven, held the timid together no less than the bold. Many who would readily have pointed out the foremost rioters and given evidence against them, felt that escape by that means was hopeless, when their every act had been observed by scores of people who had taken no part in the disturbances; who had suffered in their persons, peace, or property, by the outrages of the mob; who would be most willing witnesses; and whom the government would, no doubt, prefer to any King’s evidence that might be offered. Many of this class had deserted their usual occupations on the Saturday morning; some had been seen by their employers active in the tumult; others knew they must be suspected, and that they would be discharged if they returned; others had been desperate from the beginning, and comforted themselves with the homely proverb, that, being hanged at all, they might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb. They all hoped and believed, in a greater or less degree, that the government they seemed to have paralysed, would, in its terror, come to terms with them in the end, and suffer them to make their own conditions. The least sanguine among them reasoned with himself that, at the worst, they were too many to be all punished, and that he had as good a chance of escape as any other man. The great mass never reasoned or thought at all, but were stimulated by their own headlong passions, by poverty, by ignorance, by the love of mischief, and the hope of plunder.

Indeed, the feeling of having gone too far to be forgiven kept both the timid and the bold together. Many who would have easily pointed out the main rioters and provided evidence against them felt that escaping this way was hopeless since their every action had been seen by numerous people who hadn’t been part of the chaos; people who had suffered personally, in their peace, or in their property because of the mob’s violence; who would be willing witnesses; and whom the government would surely prefer over any King's evidence that might be offered. Many from this group had abandoned their usual jobs that Saturday morning; some had been seen by their employers actively involved in the turmoil; others knew they would be suspected and would be fired if they returned; others had been desperate from the start and consoled themselves with the old saying that, since they were going to be hanged anyway, they might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb. They all hoped and believed, to varying degrees, that the government they seemed to have paralyzed would, in its fear, eventually come to terms with them and allow them to set their own conditions. The least optimistic among them reasoned that, at worst, they were too numerous to all be punished, and that he had just as good a chance of getting away as anyone else. The vast majority didn’t reason or think at all; they were driven by their own reckless passions, by poverty, by ignorance, by the thrill of chaos, and the hope of looting.

One other circumstance is worthy of remark; and that is, that from the moment of their first outbreak at Westminster, every symptom of order or preconcerted arrangement among them vanished. When they divided into parties and ran to different quarters of the town, it was on the spontaneous suggestion of the moment. Each party swelled as it went along, like rivers as they roll towards the sea; new leaders sprang up as they were wanted, disappeared when the necessity was over, and reappeared at the next crisis. Each tumult took shape and form from the circumstances of the moment; sober workmen, going home from their day’s labour, were seen to cast down their baskets of tools and become rioters in an instant; mere boys on errands did the like. In a word, a moral plague ran through the city. The noise, and hurry, and excitement, had for hundreds and hundreds an attraction they had no firmness to resist. The contagion spread like a dread fever: an infectious madness, as yet not near its height, seized on new victims every hour, and society began to tremble at their ravings.

One more thing is worth noting: from the moment their unrest began at Westminster, any semblance of order or planning among them disappeared. When they split into groups and rushed to different parts of the city, it was solely driven by the moment's impulse. Each group grew as it moved forward, like rivers heading towards the sea; new leaders emerged as needed, vanished when their role was done, and returned at the next urgent moment. Each uproar took shape according to the circumstances of the moment; hardworking people heading home from a long day's work suddenly dropped their tools and became rioters in an instant, while young boys on errands did the same. In short, a moral epidemic swept through the city. The noise, chaos, and excitement drew hundreds in, who lacked the willpower to resist. The contagion spread like a fierce fever: a contagious madness, still far from its peak, claimed new victims every hour, and society began to shudder at their wild outbursts.

It was between two and three o’clock in the afternoon when Gashford looked into the lair described in the last chapter, and seeing only Barnaby and Dennis there, inquired for Hugh.

It was between two and three in the afternoon when Gashford looked into the place described in the last chapter, and seeing only Barnaby and Dennis there, asked where Hugh was.

He was out, Barnaby told him; had gone out more than an hour ago; and had not yet returned.

He was out, Barnaby said; he left over an hour ago; and hasn't come back yet.

‘Dennis!’ said the smiling secretary, in his smoothest voice, as he sat down cross-legged on a barrel, ‘Dennis!’

‘Dennis!’ said the smiling secretary, in his smoothest voice, as he sat down cross-legged on a barrel, ‘Dennis!’

The hangman struggled into a sitting posture directly, and with his eyes wide open, looked towards him.

The hangman pushed himself into a sitting position and, with his eyes wide open, stared at him.

‘How do you do, Dennis?’ said Gashford, nodding. ‘I hope you have suffered no inconvenience from your late exertions, Dennis?’

‘How’s it going, Dennis?’ said Gashford, nodding. ‘I hope you haven’t been put out by your recent efforts, Dennis?’

‘I always will say of you, Muster Gashford,’ returned the hangman, staring at him, ‘that that ‘ere quiet way of yours might almost wake a dead man. It is,’ he added, with a muttered oath—still staring at him in a thoughtful manner—‘so awful sly!’

‘I will always say about you, Mr. Gashford,’ replied the hangman, staring at him, ‘that your calm demeanor could almost wake the dead. It is,’ he added, with a muttered curse—still looking at him thoughtfully—‘so incredibly sneaky!’

‘So distinct, eh Dennis?’

"So unique, right Dennis?"

‘Distinct!’ he answered, scratching his head, and keeping his eyes upon the secretary’s face; ‘I seem to hear it, Muster Gashford, in my wery bones.’

‘Distinct!’ he replied, scratching his head and keeping his eyes on the secretary’s face; ‘I can almost feel it, Muster Gashford, in my very bones.’

‘I am very glad your sense of hearing is so sharp, and that I succeed in making myself so intelligible,’ said Gashford, in his unvarying, even tone. ‘Where is your friend?’

"I’m really glad your hearing is so sharp, and that I’m able to make myself clear," said Gashford, in his always steady tone. "Where’s your friend?"

Mr Dennis looked round as in expectation of beholding him asleep upon his bed of straw; then remembering he had seen him go out, replied:

Mr. Dennis looked around, expecting to see him sleeping on his bed of straw; then he remembered he had seen him leave and replied:

‘I can’t say where he is, Muster Gashford, I expected him back afore now. I hope it isn’t time that we was busy, Muster Gashford?’

‘I can’t say where he is, Mr. Gashford. I expected him back by now. I hope it’s not a busy time for us, Mr. Gashford?’

‘Nay,’ said the secretary, ‘who should know that as well as you? How can I tell you, Dennis? You are perfect master of your own actions, you know, and accountable to nobody—except sometimes to the law, eh?’

“Nah,” said the secretary, “who should know that better than you? How can I tell you, Dennis? You’re in complete control of your own actions, you know, and answerable to no one—except maybe the law sometimes, right?”

Dennis, who was very much baffled by the cool matter-of-course manner of this reply, recovered his self-possession on his professional pursuits being referred to, and pointing towards Barnaby, shook his head and frowned.

Dennis, who was completely confused by the casual way this reply was delivered, regained his composure when the conversation shifted to his professional work. He pointed at Barnaby, shook his head, and frowned.

‘Hush!’ cried Barnaby.

"Shh!" yelled Barnaby.

‘Ah! Do hush about that, Muster Gashford,’ said the hangman in a low voice, ‘pop’lar prejudices—you always forget—well, Barnaby, my lad, what’s the matter?’

‘Ah! Please be quiet about that, Mr. Gashford,’ said the hangman in a low voice, ‘popular prejudices—you always forget—well, Barnaby, my boy, what’s the issue?’

‘I hear him coming,’ he answered: ‘Hark! Do you mark that? That’s his foot! Bless you, I know his step, and his dog’s too. Tramp, tramp, pit-pat, on they come together, and, ha ha ha!—and here they are!’ he cried, joyfully welcoming Hugh with both hands, and then patting him fondly on the back, as if instead of being the rough companion he was, he had been one of the most prepossessing of men. ‘Here he is, and safe too! I am glad to see him back again, old Hugh!’

"I hear him coming," he replied. "Hey! Do you hear that? That’s his footstep! I know his step and his dog's too. Tramp, tramp, pit-pat, here they come together, and, ha ha ha!—here they are!" he exclaimed, joyfully welcoming Hugh with both hands and then giving him a fond pat on the back, as if instead of being the rough guy he was, he was one of the most charming men. "Here he is, safe and sound! I'm so glad to see you back, old Hugh!"

‘I’m a Turk if he don’t give me a warmer welcome always than any man of sense,’ said Hugh, shaking hands with him with a kind of ferocious friendship, strange enough to see. ‘How are you, boy?’

“I’m a Turk if he doesn’t give me a warmer welcome than any sensible guy,” said Hugh, shaking hands with him in a kind of fierce friendship that was pretty unusual to see. “How are you, kid?”

‘Hearty!’ cried Barnaby, waving his hat. ‘Ha ha ha! And merry too, Hugh! And ready to do anything for the good cause, and the right, and to help the kind, mild, pale-faced gentleman—the lord they used so ill—eh, Hugh?’

‘Cheers!’ shouted Barnaby, waving his hat. ‘Ha ha ha! And happy too, Hugh! And ready to do anything for the good cause, the right thing, and to help the kind, mild, pale-faced gentleman—the lord they treated so poorly—right, Hugh?’

‘Ay!’ returned his friend, dropping his hand, and looking at Gashford for an instant with a changed expression before he spoke to him. ‘Good day, master!’

‘Hey!’ replied his friend, dropping his hand and looking at Gashford for a moment with a different expression before speaking to him. ‘Good day, sir!’

‘And good day to you,’ replied the secretary, nursing his leg.

"Good day to you," replied the secretary, rubbing his leg.

‘And many good days—whole years of them, I hope. You are heated.’

‘And many good days—whole years of them, I hope. You’re getting worked up.’

‘So would you have been, master,’ said Hugh, wiping his face, ‘if you’d been running here as fast as I have.’

‘So would you have been, boss,’ said Hugh, wiping his face, ‘if you’d been running here as fast as I have.’

‘You know the news, then? Yes, I supposed you would have heard it.’

‘You know the news, right? Yeah, I figured you would have heard it.’

‘News! what news?’

‘What’s the news?’

‘You don’t?’ cried Gashford, raising his eyebrows with an exclamation of surprise. ‘Dear me! Come; then I AM the first to make you acquainted with your distinguished position, after all. Do you see the King’s Arms a-top?’ he smilingly asked, as he took a large paper from his pocket, unfolded it, and held it out for Hugh’s inspection.

“You don’t?” Gashford exclaimed, raising his eyebrows in surprise. “Wow! Well, I guess I’m the first to let you know about your impressive status, then. Do you see the King’s Arms up there?” he asked with a smile as he pulled a large piece of paper from his pocket, unfolded it, and held it out for Hugh to see.

‘Well!’ said Hugh. ‘What’s that to me?’

‘Well!’ said Hugh. ‘What does that mean to me?’

‘Much. A great deal,’ replied the secretary. ‘Read it.’

‘A lot. A whole lot,’ replied the secretary. ‘Take a look.’

‘I told you, the first time I saw you, that I couldn’t read,’ said Hugh, impatiently. ‘What in the Devil’s name’s inside of it?’

‘I told you the first time I saw you that I couldn’t read,’ Hugh said, impatiently. ‘What on earth is inside of it?’

‘It is a proclamation from the King in Council,’ said Gashford, ‘dated to-day, and offering a reward of five hundred pounds—five hundred pounds is a great deal of money, and a large temptation to some people—to any one who will discover the person or persons most active in demolishing those chapels on Saturday night.’

“It’s a statement from the King in Council,” Gashford said, “dated today, and it offers a reward of five hundred pounds—five hundred pounds is a lot of money, and a strong temptation for some people— to anyone who can identify the person or persons most responsible for tearing down those chapels on Saturday night.”

‘Is that all?’ cried Hugh, with an indifferent air. ‘I knew of that.’

"Is that it?" Hugh said, acting uninterested. "I already knew about that."

‘Truly I might have known you did,’ said Gashford, smiling, and folding up the document again. ‘Your friend, I might have guessed—indeed I did guess—was sure to tell you.’

“Honestly, I should have known you did,” said Gashford, smiling as he folded the document again. “Your friend, I could have figured out—actually, I did figure out—was definitely going to tell you.”

‘My friend!’ stammered Hugh, with an unsuccessful effort to appear surprised. ‘What friend?’

‘My friend!’ stammered Hugh, trying and failing to look surprised. ‘What friend?’

‘Tut tut—do you suppose I don’t know where you have been?’ retorted Gashford, rubbing his hands, and beating the back of one on the palm of the other, and looking at him with a cunning eye. ‘How dull you think me! Shall I say his name?’

‘Tut tut—do you think I don’t know where you’ve been?’ Gashford shot back, rubbing his hands together, slapping the back of one hand against the palm of the other, and looking at him with a sly expression. ‘How boring do you think I am! Should I say his name?’

‘No,’ said Hugh, with a hasty glance towards Dennis.

‘No,’ Hugh said, glancing quickly at Dennis.

‘You have also heard from him, no doubt,’ resumed the secretary, after a moment’s pause, ‘that the rioters who have been taken (poor fellows) are committed for trial, and that some very active witnesses have had the temerity to appear against them. Among others—’ and here he clenched his teeth, as if he would suppress by force some violent words that rose upon his tongue; and spoke very slowly. ‘Among others, a gentleman who saw the work going on in Warwick Street; a Catholic gentleman; one Haredale.’

“You’ve probably also heard from him,” the secretary continued after a brief pause, “that the rioters who were captured (poor guys) are being charged and that some really bold witnesses have come forward to testify against them. Among others—” and here he gritted his teeth, as if trying to hold back some harsh words that were about to come out; he spoke very deliberately. “Among others, a gentleman who saw what was happening in Warwick Street; a Catholic gentleman; one Haredale.”

Hugh would have prevented his uttering the word, but it was out already. Hearing the name, Barnaby turned swiftly round.

Hugh would have stopped him from saying it, but it was already out. Hearing the name, Barnaby quickly turned around.

‘Duty, duty, bold Barnaby!’ cried Hugh, assuming his wildest and most rapid manner, and thrusting into his hand his staff and flag which leant against the wall. ‘Mount guard without loss of time, for we are off upon our expedition. Up, Dennis, and get ready! Take care that no one turns the straw upon my bed, brave Barnaby; we know what’s underneath it—eh? Now, master, quick! What you have to say, say speedily, for the little captain and a cluster of ‘em are in the fields, and only waiting for us. Sharp’s the word, and strike’s the action. Quick!’

“Duty, duty, bold Barnaby!” shouted Hugh, adopting his craziest and fastest demeanor, and handing him his staff and flag that were leaning against the wall. “Stand guard without wasting any time because we’re off on our mission. Get up, Dennis, and get ready! Make sure no one messes up the straw on my bed, brave Barnaby; we know what’s under it—right? Now, master, quickly! Whatever you have to say, say it fast, because the little captain and a bunch of them are in the fields, just waiting for us. Quick is the word, and action is the game. Hurry!”

Barnaby was not proof against this bustle and despatch. The look of mingled astonishment and anger which had appeared in his face when he turned towards them, faded from it as the words passed from his memory, like breath from a polished mirror; and grasping the weapon which Hugh forced upon him, he proudly took his station at the door, beyond their hearing.

Barnaby couldn’t resist the chaos and urgency around him. The mix of shock and anger that had shown on his face when he turned to them disappeared as the words faded from his memory, like breath on a shiny mirror; and taking the weapon that Hugh pushed into his hands, he confidently positioned himself at the door, out of their hearing.

‘You might have spoiled our plans, master,’ said Hugh. ‘YOU, too, of all men!’

‘You might have ruined our plans, master,’ said Hugh. ‘YOU, too, of all people!’

‘Who would have supposed that HE would be so quick?’ urged Gashford.

‘Who would have thought that HE would be so fast?’ urged Gashford.

‘He’s as quick sometimes—I don’t mean with his hands, for that you know, but with his head—as you or any man,’ said Hugh. ‘Dennis, it’s time we were going; they’re waiting for us; I came to tell you. Reach me my stick and belt. Here! Lend a hand, master. Fling this over my shoulder, and buckle it behind, will you?’

‘He’s as sharp sometimes—I don’t mean physically, you know, but mentally—as you or any guy,’ said Hugh. ‘Dennis, it’s time for us to go; they’re waiting for us; I came to let you know. Hand me my stick and belt. Here! Give me a hand, would you? Toss this over my shoulder and buckle it behind me, will you?’

‘Brisk as ever!’ said the secretary, adjusting it for him as he desired.

‘As lively as ever!’ said the secretary, making adjustments for him just the way he wanted.

‘A man need be brisk to-day; there’s brisk work a-foot.’

‘A man needs to be quick today; there’s important work happening.’

‘There is, is there?’ said Gashford. He said it with such a provoking assumption of ignorance, that Hugh, looking over his shoulder and angrily down upon him, replied:

‘Is there, really?’ said Gashford. He said it with such a teasing feigned ignorance that Hugh, looking over his shoulder and angrily down at him, replied:

‘Is there! You know there is! Who knows better than you, master, that the first great step to be taken is to make examples of these witnesses, and frighten all men from appearing against us or any of our body, any more?’

‘Is there! You know there is! Who knows better than you, master, that the first big step to take is to make examples of these witnesses and scare everyone away from testifying against us or any of our group, ever again?’

‘There’s one we know of,’ returned Gashford, with an expressive smile, ‘who is at least as well informed upon that subject as you or I.’

'There's one we know of,' Gashford replied with a knowing smile, 'who is at least as knowledgeable about that topic as you or I.'

‘If we mean the same gentleman, as I suppose we do,’ Hugh rejoined softly, ‘I tell you this—he’s as good and quick information about everything as—’ here he paused and looked round, as if to make sure that the person in question was not within hearing, ‘as Old Nick himself. Have you done that, master? How slow you are!’

‘If we’re talking about the same guy, like I think we are,’ Hugh said quietly, ‘let me tell you this—he knows everything and is quick to get information about anything like—’ here he paused and looked around, making sure the person wasn’t within earshot, ‘like Old Nick himself. Have you done that, boss? You’re so slow!’

‘It’s quite fast now,’ said Gashford, rising. ‘I say—you didn’t find that your friend disapproved of to-day’s little expedition? Ha ha ha! It is fortunate it jumps so well with the witness policy; for, once planned, it must have been carried out. And now you are going, eh?’

“It’s pretty quick now,” Gashford said, getting up. “I hope your friend didn’t mind today’s little adventure? Ha ha ha! It’s lucky it fits so well with the witness policy; once it was planned, it had to happen. And now you’re leaving, right?”

‘Now we are going, master!’ Hugh replied. ‘Any parting words?’

‘We’re heading out now, boss!’ Hugh replied. ‘Any final words?’

‘Oh dear, no,’ said Gashford sweetly. ‘None!’

‘Oh no, not at all,’ said Gashford sweetly. ‘Absolutely none!’

‘You’re sure?’ cried Hugh, nudging the grinning Dennis.

"You sure?" Hugh shouted, nudging the smiling Dennis.

‘Quite sure, eh, Muster Gashford?’ chuckled the hangman.

"Pretty certain, huh, Muster Gashford?" laughed the hangman.

Gashford paused a moment, struggling with his caution and his malice; then putting himself between the two men, and laying a hand upon the arm of each, said, in a cramped whisper:

Gashford took a moment to pause, wrestling with his caution and his spite; then, stepping between the two men and placing a hand on the arm of each, he said in a tight whisper:

‘Do not, my good friends—I am sure you will not—forget our talk one night—in your house, Dennis—about this person. No mercy, no quarter, no two beams of his house to be left standing where the builder placed them! Fire, the saying goes, is a good servant, but a bad master. Make it his master; he deserves no better. But I am sure you will be firm, I am sure you will be very resolute, I am sure you will remember that he thirsts for your lives, and those of all your brave companions. If you ever acted like staunch fellows, you will do so to-day. Won’t you, Dennis—won’t you, Hugh?’

‘Please, my good friends—I know you won't—forget our conversation one night—in your home, Dennis—about this person. No mercy, no quarter, not a single beam of his house should remain where the builder placed them! Fire, as the saying goes, is a good servant but a bad master. Make it his master; he deserves no better. But I know you will be strong, I know you will be very determined, I know you will remember that he is after your lives and those of all your brave companions. If you ever acted like true friends, you will do so today. Right, Dennis—right, Hugh?’

The two looked at him, and at each other; then bursting into a roar of laughter, brandished their staves above their heads, shook hands, and hurried out.

The two glanced at him, then at each other; then, breaking into a loud laugh, waved their sticks above their heads, shook hands, and rushed out.

When they had been gone a little time, Gashford followed. They were yet in sight, and hastening to that part of the adjacent fields in which their fellows had already mustered; Hugh was looking back, and flourishing his hat to Barnaby, who, delighted with his trust, replied in the same way, and then resumed his pacing up and down before the stable-door, where his feet had worn a path already. And when Gashford himself was far distant, and looked back for the last time, he was still walking to and fro, with the same measured tread; the most devoted and the blithest champion that ever maintained a post, and felt his heart lifted up with a brave sense of duty, and determination to defend it to the last.

When they had been gone for a little while, Gashford followed. They were still in sight, moving toward the part of the nearby fields where their mates had already gathered; Hugh was looking back and waving his hat to Barnaby, who, thrilled with his role, waved back in the same manner and then continued pacing in front of the stable door, where his footsteps had already created a worn path. And when Gashford was far away and looked back for the last time, Barnaby was still walking back and forth with the same steady stride; the most devoted and cheerful champion to ever hold a position, feeling his heart lifted with a strong sense of duty and determination to defend it until the end.

Smiling at the simplicity of the poor idiot, Gashford betook himself to Welbeck Street by a different path from that which he knew the rioters would take, and sitting down behind a curtain in one of the upper windows of Lord George Gordon’s house, waited impatiently for their coming. They were so long, that although he knew it had been settled they should come that way, he had a misgiving they must have changed their plans and taken some other route. But at length the roar of voices was heard in the neighbouring fields, and soon afterwards they came thronging past, in a great body.

Smiling at the naivety of the poor fool, Gashford took a different route to Welbeck Street than the one he knew the rioters would use. He sat down behind a curtain in one of the upper windows of Lord George Gordon’s house and waited impatiently for them to arrive. They took so long that, despite knowing they were supposed to come that way, he started to worry they must have changed their plans and gone another way. But finally, he heard the roar of voices in the nearby fields, and shortly after, they came streaming past in a large group.

However, they were not all, nor nearly all, in one body, but were, as he soon found, divided into four parties, each of which stopped before the house to give three cheers, and then went on; the leaders crying out in what direction they were going, and calling on the spectators to join them. The first detachment, carrying, by way of banners, some relics of the havoc they had made in Moorfields, proclaimed that they were on their way to Chelsea, whence they would return in the same order, to make of the spoil they bore, a great bonfire, near at hand. The second gave out that they were bound for Wapping, to destroy a chapel; the third, that their place of destination was East Smithfield, and their object the same. All this was done in broad, bright, summer day. Gay carriages and chairs stopped to let them pass, or turned back to avoid them; people on foot stood aside in doorways, or perhaps knocked and begged permission to stand at a window, or in the hall, until the rioters had passed: but nobody interfered with them; and when they had gone by, everything went on as usual.

However, they were not all gathered together but were, as he soon discovered, split into four groups, each of which paused in front of the house to cheer three times before moving on; the leaders shouted out where they were heading and invited bystanders to join them. The first group, holding up some remnants of the destruction they had caused in Moorfields as banners, announced that they were going to Chelsea, from where they would return in the same way to make a big bonfire with the spoils they carried nearby. The second group declared they were headed for Wapping to demolish a chapel; the third stated their destination was East Smithfield, with the same intent. All of this happened in the bright light of a summer day. Fancy carriages and chairs paused to let them through or turned back to avoid them; pedestrians stepped aside into doorways or maybe knocked and asked to wait at a window or in the hall until the rioters passed by: but no one intervened, and once they had gone, everything continued as usual.

There still remained the fourth body, and for that the secretary looked with a most intense eagerness. At last it came up. It was numerous, and composed of picked men; for as he gazed down among them, he recognised many upturned faces which he knew well—those of Simon Tappertit, Hugh, and Dennis in the front, of course. They halted and cheered, as the others had done; but when they moved again, they did not, like them, proclaim what design they had. Hugh merely raised his hat upon the bludgeon he carried, and glancing at a spectator on the opposite side of the way, was gone.

There was still the fourth group, and the secretary looked on with great anticipation. Finally, it arrived. It was large and made up of selected men; as he scanned the crowd, he recognized many familiar faces—those of Simon Tappertit, Hugh, and Dennis in the front, of course. They stopped and cheered, just like the others had; but when they moved on, they didn’t announce their intentions like the rest. Hugh simply lifted his hat with the club he was holding, glanced at someone watching from across the street, and then disappeared.

Gashford followed the direction of his glance instinctively, and saw, standing on the pavement, and wearing the blue cockade, Sir John Chester. He held his hat an inch or two above his head, to propitiate the mob; and, resting gracefully on his cane, smiling pleasantly, and displaying his dress and person to the very best advantage, looked on in the most tranquil state imaginable. For all that, and quick and dexterous as he was, Gashford had seen him recognise Hugh with the air of a patron. He had no longer any eyes for the crowd, but fixed his keen regards upon Sir John.

Gashford instinctively followed his gaze and saw Sir John Chester standing on the sidewalk, wearing the blue cockade. He held his hat a couple of inches above his head to win over the crowd, and, leaning gracefully on his cane, smiling pleasantly, and showcasing his outfit and appearance to the best advantage, he looked on in the most calm state imaginable. Despite that, and quick and skillful as he was, Gashford noticed him acknowledge Hugh with a patronizing attitude. He no longer paid attention to the crowd but focused his sharp gaze on Sir John.

He stood in the same place and posture until the last man in the concourse had turned the corner of the street; then very deliberately took the blue cockade out of his hat; put it carefully in his pocket, ready for the next emergency; refreshed himself with a pinch of snuff; put up his box; and was walking slowly off, when a passing carriage stopped, and a lady’s hand let down the glass. Sir John’s hat was off again immediately. After a minute’s conversation at the carriage-window, in which it was apparent that he was vastly entertaining on the subject of the mob, he stepped lightly in, and was driven away.

He stayed in the same spot and position until the last person in the concourse turned the corner; then, very deliberately, he took the blue cockade out of his hat and carefully tucked it into his pocket, ready for the next situation. He refreshed himself with a pinch of snuff, put away his box, and was walking slowly away when a passing carriage stopped, and a lady let down the window. Sir John quickly took off his hat again. After a minute of conversation at the carriage window, where it was clear he was quite entertaining regarding the mob, he stepped in with ease and was driven away.

The secretary smiled, but he had other thoughts to dwell upon, and soon dismissed the topic. Dinner was brought him, but he sent it down untasted; and, in restless pacings up and down the room, and constant glances at the clock, and many futile efforts to sit down and read, or go to sleep, or look out of the window, consumed four weary hours. When the dial told him thus much time had crept away, he stole upstairs to the top of the house, and coming out upon the roof sat down, with his face towards the east.

The secretary smiled, but his mind was elsewhere, and he quickly moved on from the topic. Dinner was brought to him, but he sent it away untouched; in his restless pacing back and forth in the room, constantly checking the clock, and making several unsuccessful attempts to sit down and read, sleep, or look out the window, he spent four long hours. When the clock showed that much time had passed, he quietly went upstairs to the top of the house, and stepping out onto the roof, sat down, facing east.

Heedless of the fresh air that blew upon his heated brow, of the pleasant meadows from which he turned, of the piles of roofs and chimneys upon which he looked, of the smoke and rising mist he vainly sought to pierce, of the shrill cries of children at their evening sports, the distant hum and turmoil of the town, the cheerful country breath that rustled past to meet it, and to droop, and die; he watched, and watched, till it was dark save for the specks of light that twinkled in the streets below and far away—and, as the darkness deepened, strained his gaze and grew more eager yet.

Oblivious to the fresh air blowing on his hot forehead, the pleasant meadows he was turning away from, the clusters of roofs and chimneys he was looking at, the smoke and rising mist he tried in vain to see through, the loud shouts of children playing in the evening, the distant buzz and chaos of the town, and the cheerful country breeze that rustled past only to fade away; he kept watching and watching until it got dark, except for the dots of light twinkling in the streets below and far away— and, as the darkness thickened, he strained his gaze and grew even more eager.

‘Nothing but gloom in that direction, still!’ he muttered restlessly. ‘Dog! where is the redness in the sky, you promised me!’

‘Nothing but gloom in that direction, still!’ he muttered in frustration. ‘Dog! where is the red in the sky that you promised me!’





Chapter 54

Rumours of the prevailing disturbances had, by this time, begun to be pretty generally circulated through the towns and villages round London, and the tidings were everywhere received with that appetite for the marvellous and love of the terrible which have probably been among the natural characteristics of mankind since the creation of the world. These accounts, however, appeared, to many persons at that day—as they would to us at the present, but that we know them to be matter of history—so monstrous and improbable, that a great number of those who were resident at a distance, and who were credulous enough on other points, were really unable to bring their minds to believe that such things could be; and rejected the intelligence they received on all hands, as wholly fabulous and absurd.

Rumors about the ongoing disturbances had started to spread widely through the towns and villages around London, and the news was met everywhere with the same fascination for the extraordinary and a fascination with the horrific that have probably been part of human nature since the dawn of time. However, these reports seemed to many people at the time—as they would to us now, if we didn't know they were historical facts—so outrageous and unlikely that a significant number of residents further away, who were gullible about other issues, really couldn't convince themselves that such things could be real, and dismissed the information they received from all sides as completely ridiculous and absurd.

Mr Willet—not so much, perhaps, on account of his having argued and settled the matter with himself, as by reason of his constitutional obstinacy—was one of those who positively refused to entertain the current topic for a moment. On this very evening, and perhaps at the very time when Gashford kept his solitary watch, old John was so red in the face with perpetually shaking his head in contradiction of his three ancient cronies and pot companions, that he was quite a phenomenon to behold, and lighted up the Maypole Porch wherein they sat together, like a monstrous carbuncle in a fairy tale.

Mr. Willet—not so much because he had thought it through and settled the matter with himself, but more due to his stubborn nature—was one of those who absolutely refused to consider the topic everyone else was discussing for even a moment. On that very evening, and maybe even at the same time when Gashford kept his lonely watch, old John was so red in the face from constantly shaking his head in disagreement with his three old friends and drinking buddies, that he was quite a sight to see, lighting up the Maypole Porch where they were sitting together, like a giant carbuncle in a fairy tale.

‘Do you think, sir,’ said Mr Willet, looking hard at Solomon Daisy—for it was his custom in cases of personal altercation to fasten upon the smallest man in the party—‘do you think, sir, that I’m a born fool?’

‘Do you think, sir,’ said Mr. Willet, staring intently at Solomon Daisy—for he always targeted the smallest person in a dispute—‘do you think, sir, that I’m a natural born fool?’

‘No, no, Johnny,’ returned Solomon, looking round upon the little circle of which he formed a part: ‘We all know better than that. You’re no fool, Johnny. No, no!’

‘No, no, Johnny,’ Solomon replied, looking at the small group he was a part of. ‘We all know better than that. You’re not a fool, Johnny. No, no!’

Mr Cobb and Mr Parkes shook their heads in unison, muttering, ‘No, no, Johnny, not you!’ But as such compliments had usually the effect of making Mr Willet rather more dogged than before, he surveyed them with a look of deep disdain, and returned for answer:

Mr. Cobb and Mr. Parkes shook their heads together, mumbling, ‘No, no, Johnny, not you!’ But since such compliments usually motivated Mr. Willet to be even more stubborn than before, he looked at them with a glare of deep disdain and replied:

‘Then what do you mean by coming here, and telling me that this evening you’re a-going to walk up to London together—you three—you—and have the evidence of your own senses? An’t,’ said Mr Willet, putting his pipe in his mouth with an air of solemn disgust, ‘an’t the evidence of MY senses enough for you?’

‘Then what do you mean by coming here and telling me that this evening you’re going to walk up to London together—you three—and use your own senses? Aren’t,’ said Mr. Willet, putting his pipe in his mouth with a look of serious disgust, ‘aren’t the evidence of MY senses enough for you?’

‘But we haven’t got it, Johnny,’ pleaded Parkes, humbly.

‘But we don’t have it, Johnny,’ Parkes begged, humbly.

‘You haven’t got it, sir?’ repeated Mr Willet, eyeing him from top to toe. ‘You haven’t got it, sir? You HAVE got it, sir. Don’t I tell you that His blessed Majesty King George the Third would no more stand a rioting and rollicking in his streets, than he’d stand being crowed over by his own Parliament?’

‘You don’t have it, sir?’ Mr. Willet repeated, sizing him up. ‘You don’t have it, sir? You DO have it, sir. Don’t I tell you that His blessed Majesty King George the Third wouldn’t tolerate rioting and ruckus in his streets any more than he would allow his own Parliament to crow over him?’

‘Yes, Johnny, but that’s your sense—not your senses,’ said the adventurous Mr Parkes.

‘Yes, Johnny, but that’s your sense—not your senses,’ said the adventurous Mr. Parkes.

‘How do you know?’ retorted John with great dignity. ‘You’re a contradicting pretty free, you are, sir. How do YOU know which it is? I’m not aware I ever told you, sir.’

“How do you know?” John replied with great dignity. “You’re contradicting pretty freely, aren’t you? How do YOU know which it is? I’m not aware that I ever told you.”

Mr Parkes, finding himself in the position of having got into metaphysics without exactly seeing his way out of them, stammered forth an apology and retreated from the argument. There then ensued a silence of some ten minutes or a quarter of an hour, at the expiration of which period Mr Willet was observed to rumble and shake with laughter, and presently remarked, in reference to his late adversary, ‘that he hoped he had tackled him enough.’ Thereupon Messrs Cobb and Daisy laughed, and nodded, and Parkes was looked upon as thoroughly and effectually put down.

Mr. Parkes, realizing he'd gotten into a discussion about metaphysics without quite knowing how to get out of it, stammered an apology and backed away from the argument. After that, there was a silence that lasted about ten minutes or maybe a quarter of an hour. Once that time had passed, Mr. Willet was seen shaking with laughter and then commented about his recent opponent, saying he hoped he had given him a good challenge. At that, Messrs. Cobb and Daisy laughed and nodded, and Parkes was regarded as completely and successfully silenced.

‘Do you suppose if all this was true, that Mr Haredale would be constantly away from home, as he is?’ said John, after another silence. ‘Do you think he wouldn’t be afraid to leave his house with them two young women in it, and only a couple of men, or so?’

‘Do you think that if all this were true, Mr. Haredale would be away from home all the time, like he is?’ John said after another pause. ‘Do you really believe he wouldn’t be worried about leaving his house with those two young women in it, and just a couple of guys or so?’

‘Ay, but then you know,’ returned Solomon Daisy, ‘his house is a goodish way out of London, and they do say that the rioters won’t go more than two miles, or three at the farthest, off the stones. Besides, you know, some of the Catholic gentlefolks have actually sent trinkets and suchlike down here for safety—at least, so the story goes.’

‘Yeah, but you know,’ replied Solomon Daisy, ‘his house is quite a distance from London, and they say that the rioters won’t go more than two miles, or three at the most, from the stones. Plus, some of the Catholic gentry have actually sent jewelry and other valuables down here for safekeeping—at least, that’s the rumor.’

‘The story goes!’ said Mr Willet testily. ‘Yes, sir. The story goes that you saw a ghost last March. But nobody believes it.’

‘The story goes!’ Mr. Willet said irritably. ‘Yes, sir. The story goes that you saw a ghost last March. But nobody believes it.’

‘Well!’ said Solomon, rising, to divert the attention of his two friends, who tittered at this retort: ‘believed or disbelieved, it’s true; and true or not, if we mean to go to London, we must be going at once. So shake hands, Johnny, and good night.’

‘Well!’ said Solomon, standing up to shift the focus of his two friends, who giggled at this comeback. ‘Whether you believe it or not, it’s true; and whether it’s true or not, if we’re planning to go to London, we need to leave right away. So let’s shake hands, Johnny, and good night.’

‘I shall shake hands,’ returned the landlord, putting his into his pockets, ‘with no man as goes to London on such nonsensical errands.’

“I won’t shake hands,” said the landlord, putting his hands in his pockets, “with anyone who goes to London for such silly reasons.”

The three cronies were therefore reduced to the necessity of shaking his elbows; having performed that ceremony, and brought from the house their hats, and sticks, and greatcoats, they bade him good night and departed; promising to bring him on the morrow full and true accounts of the real state of the city, and if it were quiet, to give him the full merit of his victory.

The three friends were left with no choice but to shake his elbows. After doing that, they grabbed their hats, sticks, and coats from the house, said goodnight, and left; promising to return the next day with a complete and accurate report on the true condition of the city, and if it was peaceful, to give him full credit for his victory.

John Willet looked after them, as they plodded along the road in the rich glow of a summer evening; and knocking the ashes out of his pipe, laughed inwardly at their folly, until his sides were sore. When he had quite exhausted himself—which took some time, for he laughed as slowly as he thought and spoke—he sat himself comfortably with his back to the house, put his legs upon the bench, then his apron over his face, and fell sound asleep.

John Willet watched them as they trudged down the road in the warm glow of a summer evening. After tapping the ashes out of his pipe, he chuckled silently at their foolishness until his sides ached. Once he had thoroughly worn himself out—which took a while since he laughed as slowly as he thought and spoke—he settled in comfortably with his back against the house, propped his legs up on the bench, covered his face with his apron, and fell sound asleep.

How long he slept, matters not; but it was for no brief space, for when he awoke, the rich light had faded, the sombre hues of night were falling fast upon the landscape, and a few bright stars were already twinkling overhead. The birds were all at roost, the daisies on the green had closed their fairy hoods, the honeysuckle twining round the porch exhaled its perfume in a twofold degree, as though it lost its coyness at that silent time and loved to shed its fragrance on the night; the ivy scarcely stirred its deep green leaves. How tranquil, and how beautiful it was!

How long he slept doesn’t matter; it wasn’t for a short time because when he woke up, the bright light had faded, and the dark shades of night were quickly covering the landscape, with a few bright stars already twinkling above. The birds were all settled in for the night, the daisies in the grass had closed their little blooms, and the honeysuckle wrapping around the porch was releasing its scent more intensely, as if it lost its shyness in that quiet moment and wanted to share its fragrance with the night; the ivy hardly moved its deep green leaves. It was so peaceful and so beautiful!

Was there no sound in the air, besides the gentle rustling of the trees and the grasshopper’s merry chirp? Hark! Something very faint and distant, not unlike the murmuring in a sea-shell. Now it grew louder, fainter now, and now it altogether died away. Presently, it came again, subsided, came once more, grew louder, fainter—swelled into a roar. It was on the road, and varied with its windings. All at once it burst into a distinct sound—the voices, and the tramping feet of many men.

Was there no sound in the air, besides the gentle rustling of the trees and the cheerful chirping of the grasshopper? Listen! There was something very faint and distant, similar to the murmur of a sea shell. Now it got louder, then softer, and then it completely faded away. After a moment, it returned, faded again, came back once more, grew louder, softer—swelled into a roar. It was on the road, changing with its twists and turns. Suddenly, it exploded into a clear sound—the voices and the marching feet of many men.

It is questionable whether old John Willet, even then, would have thought of the rioters but for the cries of his cook and housemaid, who ran screaming upstairs and locked themselves into one of the old garrets,—shrieking dismally when they had done so, by way of rendering their place of refuge perfectly secret and secure. These two females did afterwards depone that Mr Willet in his consternation uttered but one word, and called that up the stairs in a stentorian voice, six distinct times. But as this word was a monosyllable, which, however inoffensive when applied to the quadruped it denotes, is highly reprehensible when used in connection with females of unimpeachable character, many persons were inclined to believe that the young women laboured under some hallucination caused by excessive fear; and that their ears deceived them.

It's questionable whether old John Willet would have thought about the rioters at all if it weren't for the screams of his cook and housemaid, who ran screaming upstairs and locked themselves in one of the old attics—shrieking loudly as they did so to make their hiding place seem perfectly secret and safe. The two women later testified that Mr. Willet, in his panic, only said one word, which he called out up the stairs in a booming voice six times. But since this word was a monosyllable that, while harmless when referring to the animal it denotes, is highly inappropriate when used in connection with respectable women, many people believed that the young women were experiencing some sort of hallucination brought on by sheer terror and that their ears had deceived them.

Be this as it may, John Willet, in whom the very uttermost extent of dull-headed perplexity supplied the place of courage, stationed himself in the porch, and waited for their coming up. Once, it dimly occurred to him that there was a kind of door to the house, which had a lock and bolts; and at the same time some shadowy ideas of shutters to the lower windows, flitted through his brain. But he stood stock still, looking down the road in the direction in which the noise was rapidly advancing, and did not so much as take his hands out of his pockets.

Be that as it may, John Willet, who was completely at a loss and lacked courage, stood in the doorway and waited for them to arrive. For a moment, he vaguely remembered that there was a door to the house that had a lock and bolts; and at the same time, some hazy thoughts of shutters for the lower windows crossed his mind. But he remained frozen, staring down the road where the noise was quickly approaching, not even bothering to take his hands out of his pockets.

He had not to wait long. A dark mass, looming through a cloud of dust, soon became visible; the mob quickened their pace; shouting and whooping like savages, they came rushing on pell mell; and in a few seconds he was bandied from hand to hand, in the heart of a crowd of men.

He didn't have to wait long. A dark figure, emerging through a cloud of dust, soon came into view; the crowd quickened their pace; shouting and whooping like wild people, they rushed at him all at once; and in a few seconds, he found himself tossed from hand to hand in the middle of a group of men.

‘Halloa!’ cried a voice he knew, as the man who spoke came cleaving through the throng. ‘Where is he? Give him to me. Don’t hurt him. How now, old Jack! Ha ha ha!’

‘Hey!’ shouted a voice he recognized, as the man who spoke pushed his way through the crowd. ‘Where is he? Give him to me. Don’t hurt him. Well, old Jack! Ha ha ha!’

Mr Willet looked at him, and saw it was Hugh; but he said nothing, and thought nothing.

Mr. Willet looked at him and recognized it was Hugh, but he said nothing and thought nothing.

‘These lads are thirsty and must drink!’ cried Hugh, thrusting him back towards the house. ‘Bustle, Jack, bustle. Show us the best—the very best—the over-proof that you keep for your own drinking, Jack!’

‘These guys are thirsty and need a drink!’ shouted Hugh, pushing him back toward the house. ‘Hurry, Jack, hurry. Show us the best—the absolute best—the over-proof stuff that you save for yourself, Jack!’

John faintly articulated the words, ‘Who’s to pay?’

John softly said, "Who's going to pay?"

‘He says “Who’s to pay?”’ cried Hugh, with a roar of laughter which was loudly echoed by the crowd. Then turning to John, he added, ‘Pay! Why, nobody.’

‘He says “Who’s to pay?”’ yelled Hugh, laughing out loud, and the crowd joined in his roar. Then he turned to John and said, ‘Pay! Why, nobody.’

John stared round at the mass of faces—some grinning, some fierce, some lighted up by torches, some indistinct, some dusky and shadowy: some looking at him, some at his house, some at each other—and while he was, as he thought, in the very act of doing so, found himself, without any consciousness of having moved, in the bar; sitting down in an arm-chair, and watching the destruction of his property, as if it were some queer play or entertainment, of an astonishing and stupefying nature, but having no reference to himself—that he could make out—at all.

John looked around at the crowd of faces—some smiling, some angry, some lit by torches, some blurry, some dark and shadowy: some staring at him, some at his house, some at each other—and while he was, as he thought, in the middle of doing this, he suddenly realized he had moved without even noticing it, sitting down in an armchair at the bar and watching the destruction of his property, as if it were some strange play or performance, astonishing and bewildering, but with no connection to him—that he could figure out—at all.

Yes. Here was the bar—the bar that the boldest never entered without special invitation—the sanctuary, the mystery, the hallowed ground: here it was, crammed with men, clubs, sticks, torches, pistols; filled with a deafening noise, oaths, shouts, screams, hootings; changed all at once into a bear-garden, a madhouse, an infernal temple: men darting in and out, by door and window, smashing the glass, turning the taps, drinking liquor out of China punchbowls, sitting astride of casks, smoking private and personal pipes, cutting down the sacred grove of lemons, hacking and hewing at the celebrated cheese, breaking open inviolable drawers, putting things in their pockets which didn’t belong to them, dividing his own money before his own eyes, wantonly wasting, breaking, pulling down and tearing up: nothing quiet, nothing private: men everywhere—above, below, overhead, in the bedrooms, in the kitchen, in the yard, in the stables—clambering in at windows when there were doors wide open; dropping out of windows when the stairs were handy; leaping over the bannisters into chasms of passages: new faces and figures presenting themselves every instant—some yelling, some singing, some fighting, some breaking glass and crockery, some laying the dust with the liquor they couldn’t drink, some ringing the bells till they pulled them down, others beating them with pokers till they beat them into fragments: more men still—more, more, more—swarming on like insects: noise, smoke, light, darkness, frolic, anger, laughter, groans, plunder, fear, and ruin!

Yes. Here was the bar—the bar that the boldest never entered without a special invitation—the sanctuary, the mystery, the sacred ground: here it was, packed with men, clubs, sticks, torches, pistols; filled with a deafening noise, curses, shouts, screams, hoots; suddenly transformed into a bear-garden, a madhouse, an infernal temple: men rushing in and out, through doors and windows, smashing glass, turning on the taps, drinking liquor from China punchbowls, sitting on casks, smoking their own pipes, cutting down sacred lemons, chopping away at the famous cheese, breaking open locked drawers, pocketing things that weren’t theirs, dividing his own money right in front of him, recklessly wasting, breaking, pulling down and tearing up: nothing quiet, nothing private: men everywhere—above, below, overhead, in the bedrooms, in the kitchen, in the yard, in the stables—climbing in through windows when the doors were wide open; dropping out of windows when the stairs were clear; jumping over the banisters into dark corridors: new faces and figures appearing every moment—some yelling, some singing, some fighting, some breaking glass and dishes, some pouring liquor on the dust they couldn’t drink, some ringing the bells until they fell, others hitting them with pokers until they shattered: more men still—more, more, more—swarming in like insects: noise, smoke, light, darkness, fun, anger, laughter, groans, theft, fear, and ruin!

Nearly all the time while John looked on at this bewildering scene, Hugh kept near him; and though he was the loudest, wildest, most destructive villain there, he saved his old master’s bones a score of times. Nay, even when Mr Tappertit, excited by liquor, came up, and in assertion of his prerogative politely kicked John Willet on the shins, Hugh bade him return the compliment; and if old John had had sufficient presence of mind to understand this whispered direction, and to profit by it, he might no doubt, under Hugh’s protection, have done so with impunity.

Almost the whole time John watched this confusing scene, Hugh stayed close to him; and even though he was the loudest, craziest, most destructive troublemaker around, he saved his old master from harm many times. In fact, when Mr. Tappertit, fueled by alcohol, came over and rudely kicked John Willet on the shins, Hugh told him to return the favor. If old John had had enough sense to catch this whispered advice and act on it, he could have done so without fear, thanks to Hugh’s protection.

At length the band began to reassemble outside the house, and to call to those within, to join them, for they were losing time. These murmurs increasing, and attaining a high pitch, Hugh, and some of those who yet lingered in the bar, and who plainly were the leaders of the troop, took counsel together, apart, as to what was to be done with John, to keep him quiet until their Chigwell work was over. Some proposed to set the house on fire and leave him in it; others, that he should be reduced to a state of temporary insensibility, by knocking on the head; others, that he should be sworn to sit where he was until to-morrow at the same hour; others again, that he should be gagged and taken off with them, under a sufficient guard. All these propositions being overruled, it was concluded, at last, to bind him in his chair, and the word was passed for Dennis.

Eventually, the group started to gather outside the house and called for those inside to join them, as they were running out of time. The murmurs grew louder, and Hugh, along with some of the others who were still hanging around in the bar and were clearly the leaders of the group, conferred privately about what to do with John to keep him quiet until their Chigwell task was finished. Some suggested setting the house on fire and leaving him inside; others thought he should be knocked out temporarily; some proposed that he should be made to promise to stay put until the same time tomorrow; and yet others argued he should be gagged and taken with them under tight security. After considering all these ideas, they finally decided to tie him to his chair, and the word was sent out for Dennis.

‘Look’ee here, Jack!’ said Hugh, striding up to him: ‘We are going to tie you, hand and foot, but otherwise you won’t be hurt. D’ye hear?’

‘Look here, Jack!’ said Hugh, walking up to him. ‘We’re going to tie you up, hands and feet, but you won’t get hurt otherwise. Do you understand?’

John Willet looked at another man, as if he didn’t know which was the speaker, and muttered something about an ordinary every Sunday at two o’clock.

John Willet looked at another man, as if he couldn’t tell who was speaking, and mumbled something about a regular every Sunday at two o’clock.

‘You won’t be hurt I tell you, Jack—do you hear me?’ roared Hugh, impressing the assurance upon him by means of a heavy blow on the back. ‘He’s so dead scared, he’s woolgathering, I think. Give him a drop of something to drink here. Hand over, one of you.’

‘You won’t get hurt, I promise you, Jack—do you hear me?’ yelled Hugh, emphasizing his reassurance with a solid punch on the back. ‘He’s so scared, he’s daydreaming, I think. Give him a drink. Someone, hand it over.’

A glass of liquor being passed forward, Hugh poured the contents down old John’s throat. Mr Willet feebly smacked his lips, thrust his hand into his pocket, and inquired what was to pay; adding, as he looked vacantly round, that he believed there was a trifle of broken glass—

A glass of liquor was handed forward, and Hugh poured it down old John's throat. Mr. Willet weakly smacked his lips, reached into his pocket, and asked what he owed, adding, as he looked around blankly, that he thought there was a bit of broken glass—

‘He’s out of his senses for the time, it’s my belief,’ said Hugh, after shaking him, without any visible effect upon his system, until his keys rattled in his pocket. ‘Where’s that Dennis?’

“Right now, he’s out of his mind, I think,” said Hugh, shaking him until his keys rattled in his pocket, but it didn’t seem to have any effect. “Where’s that Dennis?”

The word was again passed, and presently Mr Dennis, with a long cord bound about his middle, something after the manner of a friar, came hurrying in, attended by a body-guard of half-a-dozen of his men.

The word was passed again, and soon Mr. Dennis, with a long cord tied around his waist like a friar, came rushing in, followed by a group of half a dozen men.

‘Come! Be alive here!’ cried Hugh, stamping his foot upon the ground. ‘Make haste!’

‘Come! Be alive here!’ Hugh shouted, stomping his foot on the ground. ‘Hurry up!’

Dennis, with a wink and a nod, unwound the cord from about his person, and raising his eyes to the ceiling, looked all over it, and round the walls and cornice, with a curious eye; then shook his head.

Dennis, giving a wink and a nod, unraveled the cord from around him and, looking up at the ceiling, scanned it along with the walls and molding with keen interest; then he shook his head.

‘Move, man, can’t you!’ cried Hugh, with another impatient stamp of his foot. ‘Are we to wait here, till the cry has gone for ten miles round, and our work’s interrupted?’

“Move it, man, can’t you!” shouted Hugh, with another impatient stomp of his foot. “Are we supposed to wait here until the word has spread for ten miles around, and our work is interrupted?”

‘It’s all very fine talking, brother,’ answered Dennis, stepping towards him; ‘but unless—’ and here he whispered in his ear—‘unless we do it over the door, it can’t be done at all in this here room.’

“It’s all well and good to talk, brother,” Dennis replied, stepping closer to him; “but unless—” and here he whispered in his ear—“unless we do it over the door, it can’t be done at all in this room.”

‘What can’t?’ Hugh demanded.

"What can't?" Hugh asked.

‘What can’t!’ retorted Dennis. ‘Why, the old man can’t.’

‘What can’t?’ Dennis shot back. ‘The old man can’t.’

‘Why, you weren’t going to hang him!’ cried Hugh.

‘Why, you weren’t going to hang him!’ Hugh exclaimed.

‘No, brother?’ returned the hangman with a stare. ‘What else?’

‘No, brother?’ replied the hangman, looking surprised. ‘What else?’

Hugh made no answer, but snatching the rope from his companion’s hand, proceeded to bind old John himself; but his very first move was so bungling and unskilful, that Mr Dennis entreated, almost with tears in his eyes, that he might be permitted to perform the duty. Hugh consenting, he achieved it in a twinkling.

Hugh didn’t respond, but he grabbed the rope from his companion’s hand and started tying up old John himself. However, his first attempt was so clumsy and awkward that Mr. Dennis pleaded, nearly in tears, to be allowed to do it instead. Hugh agreed, and Mr. Dennis completed the task in no time.

‘There,’ he said, looking mournfully at John Willet, who displayed no more emotion in his bonds than he had shown out of them. ‘That’s what I call pretty and workmanlike. He’s quite a picter now. But, brother, just a word with you—now that he’s ready trussed, as one may say, wouldn’t it be better for all parties if we was to work him off? It would read uncommon well in the newspapers, it would indeed. The public would think a great deal more on us!’

‘There,’ he said, looking sadly at John Willet, who showed no more emotion in his bonds than he had outside of them. ‘That’s what I call nice and well-made. He looks quite a picture now. But, brother, just a word with you—now that he’s all tied up, wouldn’t it be better for everyone if we got rid of him? It would make quite a splash in the newspapers, really. The public would think a lot more of us!’

Hugh, inferring what his companion meant, rather from his gestures than his technical mode of expressing himself (to which, as he was ignorant of his calling, he wanted the clue), rejected this proposition for the second time, and gave the word ‘Forward!’ which was echoed by a hundred voices from without.

Hugh, figuring out what his companion meant more from his gestures than his technical way of speaking (since he didn't know much about his job and lacked context), turned down this suggestion for the second time and called out ‘Forward!’ which was echoed by a hundred voices from outside.

‘To the Warren!’ shouted Dennis as he ran out, followed by the rest. ‘A witness’s house, my lads!’

‘To the Warren!’ shouted Dennis as he ran out, followed by the others. ‘A witness's house, guys!’

A loud yell followed, and the whole throng hurried off, mad for pillage and destruction. Hugh lingered behind for a few moments to stimulate himself with more drink, and to set all the taps running, a few of which had accidentally been spared; then, glancing round the despoiled and plundered room, through whose shattered window the rioters had thrust the Maypole itself,—for even that had been sawn down,—lighted a torch, clapped the mute and motionless John Willet on the back, and waving his light above his head, and uttering a fierce shout, hastened after his companions.

A loud shout erupted, and the entire crowd rushed off, eager for chaos and destruction. Hugh stayed behind for a moment to pour himself another drink and turn on all the taps, a few of which had somehow been left untouched; then, looking around the ruined room, where the rioters had forcefully thrown in the Maypole itself—since that had even been cut down—he lit a torch, gave the silent and frozen John Willet a pat on the back, and, waving his light in the air and letting out a fierce shout, hurried after his friends.





Chapter 55

John Willet, left alone in his dismantled bar, continued to sit staring about him; awake as to his eyes, certainly, but with all his powers of reason and reflection in a sound and dreamless sleep. He looked round upon the room which had been for years, and was within an hour ago, the pride of his heart; and not a muscle of his face was moved. The night, without, looked black and cold through the dreary gaps in the casement; the precious liquids, now nearly leaked away, dripped with a hollow sound upon the floor; the Maypole peered ruefully in through the broken window, like the bowsprit of a wrecked ship; the ground might have been the bottom of the sea, it was so strewn with precious fragments. Currents of air rushed in, as the old doors jarred and creaked upon their hinges; the candles flickered and guttered down, and made long winding-sheets; the cheery deep-red curtains flapped and fluttered idly in the wind; even the stout Dutch kegs, overthrown and lying empty in dark corners, seemed the mere husks of good fellows whose jollity had departed, and who could kindle with a friendly glow no more. John saw this desolation, and yet saw it not. He was perfectly contented to sit there, staring at it, and felt no more indignation or discomfort in his bonds than if they had been robes of honour. So far as he was personally concerned, old Time lay snoring, and the world stood still.

John Willet, left alone in his wrecked bar, kept staring around him; his eyes were wide awake, but his mind was in a deep, dreamless sleep. He looked at the room that had been his pride for years, just an hour ago, and not a muscle in his face twitched. Outside, the night was dark and cold, seeping through the dreary gaps in the window; the once-valuable liquids, now nearly drained, dripped hollowly onto the floor; the Maypole peered in sadly through the broken window, like the bowsprit of a sunken ship; the ground was littered with precious remnants, making it look like the ocean floor. Cold air rushed in as the old doors creaked on their hinges; the candles flickered and melted down, creating long trails of wax; the cheerful deep-red curtains flapped and fluttered lazily in the wind; even the sturdy Dutch kegs, toppled and empty in dark corners, seemed like the empty shells of good friends whose joy had vanished and could no longer bring a friendly warmth. John noticed this desolation but was unaware of it. He was completely content to sit there, staring at it, feeling no more anger or discomfort in his restraints than if they were robes of honor. As far as he was concerned, old Time was snoring, and the world had come to a standstill.

Save for the dripping from the barrels, the rustling of such light fragments of destruction as the wind affected, and the dull creaking of the open doors, all was profoundly quiet: indeed, these sounds, like the ticking of the death-watch in the night, only made the silence they invaded deeper and more apparent. But quiet or noisy, it was all one to John. If a train of heavy artillery could have come up and commenced ball practice outside the window, it would have been all the same to him. He was a long way beyond surprise. A ghost couldn’t have overtaken him.

Aside from the dripping from the barrels, the rustling of light debris moved by the wind, and the dull creaking of the open doors, everything was completely silent: in fact, these sounds, like the ticking of a clock counting down the moments, only intensified the silence they interrupted. But whether it was quiet or noisy, it didn't matter to John. If a convoy of heavy artillery had pulled up and started firing right outside the window, it would have made no difference to him. He was well past being surprised. A ghost couldn't have caught him off guard.

By and by he heard a footstep—a hurried, and yet cautious footstep—coming on towards the house. It stopped, advanced again, then seemed to go quite round it. Having done that, it came beneath the window, and a head looked in.

After a while, he heard a footstep—a quick but careful footstep—approaching the house. It paused, moved forward again, then appeared to circle around it. After that, it came beneath the window, and a head peeked in.

It was strongly relieved against the darkness outside by the glare of the guttering candles. A pale, worn, withered face; the eyes—but that was owing to its gaunt condition—unnaturally large and bright; the hair, a grizzled black. It gave a searching glance all round the room, and a deep voice said:

It stood out sharply against the darkness outside because of the flickering candlelight. A pale, tired, and aging face; the eyes—thanks to its thin appearance—unnaturally large and bright; the hair, a faded black. It scanned the room with a keen look, and a deep voice said:

‘Are you alone in this house?’

‘Are you the only one in this house?’

John made no sign, though the question was repeated twice, and he heard it distinctly. After a moment’s pause, the man got in at the window. John was not at all surprised at this, either. There had been so much getting in and out of window in the course of the last hour or so, that he had quite forgotten the door, and seemed to have lived among such exercises from infancy.

John didn’t react, even though the question was asked twice, and he heard it clearly. After a brief pause, the man climbed in through the window. John wasn’t surprised by this at all. There had been so much window activity over the last hour that he had completely forgotten about the door and felt like he had been living with this kind of thing since he was a kid.

The man wore a large, dark, faded cloak, and a slouched hat; he walked up close to John, and looked at him. John returned the compliment with interest.

The man wore a big, dark, worn-out cloak, and a slouchy hat; he walked up close to John and stared at him. John looked back with interest.

‘How long have you been sitting thus?’ said the man.

“How long have you been sitting like that?” the man asked.

John considered, but nothing came of it.

John thought about it, but nothing came of it.

‘Which way have the party gone?’

‘Which way did the party go?’

Some wandering speculations relative to the fashion of the stranger’s boots, got into Mr Willet’s mind by some accident or other, but they got out again in a hurry, and left him in his former state.

Some random thoughts about the style of the stranger's boots popped into Mr. Willet's mind for some reason, but they quickly disappeared, leaving him as he was before.

‘You would do well to speak,’ said the man; ‘you may keep a whole skin, though you have nothing else left that can be hurt. Which way have the party gone?’

‘You should definitely speak,’ said the man; ‘you might save your skin, even if you have nothing else that can be harmed. Which way did the group go?’

‘That!’ said John, finding his voice all at once, and nodding with perfect good faith—he couldn’t point; he was so tightly bound—in exactly the opposite direction to the right one.

‘That!’ said John, suddenly finding his voice and nodding sincerely—he couldn't point because he was tied up so tightly—pointing instead in the exact opposite direction to where he meant to.

‘You lie!’ said the man angrily, and with a threatening gesture. ‘I came that way. You would betray me.’

‘You’re lying!’ the man said angrily, making a threatening gesture. ‘I came that way. You would betray me.’

It was so evident that John’s imperturbability was not assumed, but was the result of the late proceedings under his roof, that the man stayed his hand in the very act of striking him, and turned away.

It was clear that John's calmness wasn't an act, but rather a product of recent events in his home, so the man stopped his hand just as he was about to hit him and walked away.

John looked after him without so much as a twitch in a single nerve of his face. He seized a glass, and holding it under one of the little casks until a few drops were collected, drank them greedily off; then throwing it down upon the floor impatiently, he took the vessel in his hands and drained it into his throat. Some scraps of bread and meat were scattered about, and on these he fell next; eating them with voracity, and pausing every now and then to listen for some fancied noise outside. When he had refreshed himself in this manner with violent haste, and raised another barrel to his lips, he pulled his hat upon his brow as though he were about to leave the house, and turned to John.

John watched him without a flicker of emotion on his face. He grabbed a glass and held it under one of the small barrels until he caught a few drops, which he drank eagerly. Then, throwing the glass down on the floor in frustration, he took the vessel in his hands and poured it into his mouth. Some scraps of bread and meat were scattered around, and he went for those next, devouring them hungrily while pausing occasionally to listen for some imagined noise outside. After satisfying his hunger in this frantic manner and lifting another barrel to his lips, he pulled his hat down low as if he were about to leave the house and turned to John.

‘Where are your servants?’

‘Where are your staff?’

Mr Willet indistinctly remembered to have heard the rioters calling to them to throw the key of the room in which they were, out of window, for their keeping. He therefore replied, ‘Locked up.’

Mr. Willet vaguely recalled hearing the rioters urging them to throw the key to the room they were in out the window for them to keep. So he replied, “Locked up.”

‘Well for them if they remain quiet, and well for you if you do the like,’ said the man. ‘Now show me the way the party went.’

‘It’ll be good for them if they stay quiet, and good for you if you do the same,’ said the man. ‘Now show me which way the group went.’

This time Mr Willet indicated it correctly. The man was hurrying to the door, when suddenly there came towards them on the wind, the loud and rapid tolling of an alarm-bell, and then a bright and vivid glare streamed up, which illumined, not only the whole chamber, but all the country.

This time, Mr. Willet pointed it out accurately. The man was rushing to the door when suddenly, they heard the loud and quick ringing of an alarm bell carried by the wind, and then a bright and vivid light burst forth, lighting up not just the entire room but the whole area around them.

It was not the sudden change from darkness to this dreadful light, it was not the sound of distant shrieks and shouts of triumph, it was not this dread invasion of the serenity and peace of night, that drove the man back as though a thunderbolt had struck him. It was the Bell. If the ghastliest shape the human mind has ever pictured in its wildest dreams had risen up before him, he could not have staggered backward from its touch, as he did from the first sound of that loud iron voice. With eyes that started from his head, his limbs convulsed, his face most horrible to see, he raised one arm high up into the air, and holding something visionary back and down, with his other hand, drove at it as though he held a knife and stabbed it to the heart. He clutched his hair, and stopped his ears, and travelled madly round and round; then gave a frightful cry, and with it rushed away: still, still, the Bell tolled on and seemed to follow him—louder and louder, hotter and hotter yet. The glare grew brighter, the roar of voices deeper; the crash of heavy bodies falling, shook the air; bright streams of sparks rose up into the sky; but louder than them all—rising faster far, to Heaven—a million times more fierce and furious—pouring forth dreadful secrets after its long silence—speaking the language of the dead—the Bell—the Bell!

It wasn't the sudden shift from darkness to this horrible light, nor the distant screams and shouts of victory, nor the terrifying interruption of the calm and peace of night, that pushed the man back as if a thunderbolt had struck him. It was the Bell. If the most horrific figure the human mind has ever imagined had appeared before him, he couldn't have recoiled more from its presence than he did from the first sound of that loud metal voice. His eyes bulged, his body shook, his face was a horrifying sight, as he raised one arm high into the air, and with his other hand, pulled something imaginary back and down, as if he were stabbing it to the heart with a knife. He clutched his hair, covered his ears, and ran wildly in circles; then, with a terrified cry, he bolted away: still, still, the Bell kept tolling and seemed to chase him—louder and louder, hotter and hotter. The light grew brighter, the voices roared deeper; the sound of heavy bodies crashing shook the air; bright streams of sparks shot up into the sky; but louder than all of that—rising far more quickly to Heaven—a million times more intense and furious—revealing terrible secrets after its long silence—speaking the language of the dead—the Bell—the Bell!

What hunt of spectres could surpass that dread pursuit and flight! Had there been a legion of them on his track, he could have better borne it. They would have had a beginning and an end, but here all space was full. The one pursuing voice was everywhere: it sounded in the earth, the air; shook the long grass, and howled among the trembling trees. The echoes caught it up, the owls hooted as it flew upon the breeze, the nightingale was silent and hid herself among the thickest boughs: it seemed to goad and urge the angry fire, and lash it into madness; everything was steeped in one prevailing red; the glow was everywhere; nature was drenched in blood: still the remorseless crying of that awful voice—the Bell, the Bell!

What hunt of ghosts could be worse than that terrifying chase and escape! If there had been a whole army of them after him, he might have managed it better. At least they would have had a beginning and an end, but here, the entire space was filled. That one pursuing voice was everywhere: it echoed in the ground, the air; shook the tall grass, and howled among the trembling trees. The echoes picked it up, the owls hooted as it floated on the breeze, the nightingale was quiet and hid among the thickest branches: it seemed to provoke and urge the angry fire, driving it to madness; everything was soaked in one overwhelming red; the glow was everywhere; nature was drenched in blood: still, the relentless cry of that horrible voice—the Bell, the Bell!

It ceased; but not in his ears. The knell was at his heart. No work of man had ever voice like that which sounded there, and warned him that it cried unceasingly to Heaven. Who could hear that bell, and not know what it said! There was murder in its every note—cruel, relentless, savage murder—the murder of a confiding man, by one who held his every trust. Its ringing summoned phantoms from their graves. What face was that, in which a friendly smile changed to a look of half incredulous horror, which stiffened for a moment into one of pain, then changed again into an imploring glance at Heaven, and so fell idly down with upturned eyes, like the dead stags’ he had often peeped at when a little child: shrinking and shuddering—there was a dreadful thing to think of now!—and clinging to an apron as he looked! He sank upon the ground, and grovelling down as if he would dig himself a place to hide in, covered his face and ears: but no, no, no,—a hundred walls and roofs of brass would not shut out that bell, for in it spoke the wrathful voice of God, and from that voice, the whole wide universe could not afford a refuge!

It stopped; but not in his ears. The tolling echoed in his heart. No human work had ever sounded like that, warning him that it cried endlessly to Heaven. Who could hear that bell and not understand what it meant? Every ring carried the weight of murder—cruel, relentless, savage murder—the betrayal of a trusting man by someone he believed in completely. Its sound summoned ghosts from their graves. What face was that, where a friendly smile turned into one of half-disbelieving horror, stiffening for a moment into a look of pain, then transforming into a pleading glance toward Heaven, only to fall lifelessly with eyes turned up, like the dead stags he had often peeked at as a child: shrinking and shuddering—what a terrible thought now!—and clutching at an apron as he watched! He sank to the ground and, digging down as if trying to hide, covered his face and ears: but no, no, no—a hundred walls and roofs of brass couldn't drown out that bell, for it carried the furious voice of God, and from that voice, the entire universe couldn’t provide a refuge!

While he rushed up and down, not knowing where to turn, and while he lay crouching there, the work went briskly on indeed. When they left the Maypole, the rioters formed into a solid body, and advanced at a quick pace towards the Warren. Rumour of their approach having gone before, they found the garden-doors fast closed, the windows made secure, and the house profoundly dark: not a light being visible in any portion of the building. After some fruitless ringing at the bells, and beating at the iron gates, they drew off a few paces to reconnoitre, and confer upon the course it would be best to take.

While he ran back and forth, not knowing where to go, and while he crouched there, the work continued rapidly. After leaving the Maypole, the rioters formed a tight group and moved quickly toward the Warren. Word of their approach had preceded them, and they found the garden doors locked, the windows secured, and the house completely dark: not a single light was visible anywhere in the building. After ringing the bells and banging on the iron gates, which proved fruitless, they stepped back to survey the situation and discuss what to do next.

Very little conference was needed, when all were bent upon one desperate purpose, infuriated with liquor, and flushed with successful riot. The word being given to surround the house, some climbed the gates, or dropped into the shallow trench and scaled the garden wall, while others pulled down the solid iron fence, and while they made a breach to enter by, made deadly weapons of the bars. The house being completely encircled, a small number of men were despatched to break open a tool-shed in the garden; and during their absence on this errand, the remainder contented themselves with knocking violently at the doors, and calling to those within, to come down and open them on peril of their lives.

Very little discussion was needed when everyone was focused on one desperate goal, fueled by alcohol and energized by their successful chaos. Once the signal was given to surround the house, some climbed over the gates or dropped into the shallow ditch to scale the garden wall, while others tore down the solid iron fence, turning the bars into deadly weapons as they created an opening to get in. With the house completely surrounded, a small group of men was sent to break into a tool shed in the garden. While they were away on that task, the rest occupied themselves with banging loudly on the doors and shouting at those inside to come down and open up, or face the consequences.

No answer being returned to this repeated summons, and the detachment who had been sent away, coming back with an accession of pickaxes, spades, and hoes, they,—together with those who had such arms already, or carried (as many did) axes, poles, and crowbars,—struggled into the foremost rank, ready to beset the doors and windows. They had not at this time more than a dozen lighted torches among them; but when these preparations were completed, flaming links were distributed and passed from hand to hand with such rapidity, that, in a minute’s time, at least two-thirds of the whole roaring mass bore, each man in his hand, a blazing brand. Whirling these about their heads they raised a loud shout, and fell to work upon the doors and windows.

No answer came to this repeated call, and the group that had been sent off returned with a bunch of pickaxes, shovels, and hoes. They, along with those who already had tools or were carrying axes, poles, and crowbars, pushed their way to the front, ready to attack the doors and windows. At that moment, they had no more than a dozen lit torches among them; but once these preparations were done, they quickly passed around flaming links, and in less than a minute, at least two-thirds of the entire roaring crowd had a blazing torch in hand. Swinging these over their heads, they shouted loudly and got to work on the doors and windows.

Amidst the clattering of heavy blows, the rattling of broken glass, the cries and execrations of the mob, and all the din and turmoil of the scene, Hugh and his friends kept together at the turret-door where Mr Haredale had last admitted him and old John Willet; and spent their united force on that. It was a strong old oaken door, guarded by good bolts and a heavy bar, but it soon went crashing in upon the narrow stairs behind, and made, as it were, a platform to facilitate their tearing up into the rooms above. Almost at the same moment, a dozen other points were forced, and at every one the crowd poured in like water.

Amid the noise of heavy blows, the sound of shattered glass, the shouts and curses of the mob, and all the chaos of the scene, Hugh and his friends huddled together at the turret door where Mr. Haredale had last let him and old John Willet in; they focused all their strength on that. It was a sturdy old oak door, secured by strong bolts and a heavy bar, but it quickly crashed inward onto the narrow staircase behind, creating a sort of platform that helped them push up into the rooms above. Almost simultaneously, a dozen other points were breached, and at each one, the crowd surged in like a flood.

A few armed servant-men were posted in the hall, and when the rioters forced an entrance there, they fired some half-a-dozen shots. But these taking no effect, and the concourse coming on like an army of devils, they only thought of consulting their own safety, and retreated, echoing their assailants’ cries, and hoping in the confusion to be taken for rioters themselves; in which stratagem they succeeded, with the exception of one old man who was never heard of again, and was said to have had his brains beaten out with an iron bar (one of his fellows reported that he had seen the old man fall), and to have been afterwards burnt in the flames.

A few armed servants were stationed in the hall, and when the rioters broke in, they fired off about six shots. But since those shots had no effect and the crowd rushed in like a horde of demons, the servants only thought about their own safety and retreated, echoing the cries of their attackers, hoping that in the chaos they would be mistaken for rioters themselves. They managed to pull this off, except for one elderly man who was never seen again. It was said that he had his brains smashed out with an iron bar (one of his companions claimed to have seen him fall) and that he was later burned in the flames.

The besiegers being now in complete possession of the house, spread themselves over it from garret to cellar, and plied their demon labours fiercely. While some small parties kindled bonfires underneath the windows, others broke up the furniture and cast the fragments down to feed the flames below; where the apertures in the wall (windows no longer) were large enough, they threw out tables, chests of drawers, beds, mirrors, pictures, and flung them whole into the fire; while every fresh addition to the blazing masses was received with shouts, and howls, and yells, which added new and dismal terrors to the conflagration. Those who had axes and had spent their fury on the movables, chopped and tore down the doors and window frames, broke up the flooring, hewed away the rafters, and buried men who lingered in the upper rooms, in heaps of ruins. Some searched the drawers, the chests, the boxes, writing-desks, and closets, for jewels, plate, and money; while others, less mindful of gain and more mad for destruction, cast their whole contents into the courtyard without examination, and called to those below, to heap them on the blaze. Men who had been into the cellars, and had staved the casks, rushed to and fro stark mad, setting fire to all they saw—often to the dresses of their own friends—and kindling the building in so many parts that some had no time for escape, and were seen, with drooping hands and blackened faces, hanging senseless on the window-sills to which they had crawled, until they were sucked and drawn into the burning gulf. The more the fire crackled and raged, the wilder and more cruel the men grew; as though moving in that element they became fiends, and changed their earthly nature for the qualities that give delight in hell.

The attackers, now fully in control of the house, spread out from the attic to the basement and unleashed their chaotic destruction. While some small groups lit bonfires under the windows, others smashed the furniture and tossed the pieces down to fuel the flames below. Where the walls used to have windows, they were large enough for people to throw out tables, dressers, beds, and mirrors, flinging them into the fire as a crowd cheered and shouted in a wild frenzy that only added to the horror of the blaze. Those armed with axes, having vented their rage on the movable items, chopped down doors and window frames, tore up the floors, hacked at the rafters, and trapped anyone who had lingered in the upper rooms beneath piles of debris. Some rummaged through drawers, chests, boxes, writing desks, and closets looking for valuables, while others, disregarding any thought of profit and driven by sheer madness, tossed everything into the courtyard without even checking, calling to those below to add to the fire. Men who had gone into the cellars, having smashed the barrels, ran around in a frenzy, setting fire to everything in sight—often to the clothing of their own friends—igniting the building in so many places that some had no time to escape, seen with drooping hands and blackened faces, clinging senselessly to the window sills they had crawled to before being drawn into the raging inferno. The more the flames crackled and roared, the more frenzied and ruthless the men became; as if surrounded by fire, they transformed into demons, abandoning their humanity for the cruel pleasures of hell.

The burning pile, revealing rooms and passages red hot, through gaps made in the crumbling walls; the tributary fires that licked the outer bricks and stones, with their long forked tongues, and ran up to meet the glowing mass within; the shining of the flames upon the villains who looked on and fed them; the roaring of the angry blaze, so bright and high that it seemed in its rapacity to have swallowed up the very smoke; the living flakes the wind bore rapidly away and hurried on with, like a storm of fiery snow; the noiseless breaking of great beams of wood, which fell like feathers on the heap of ashes, and crumbled in the very act to sparks and powder; the lurid tinge that overspread the sky, and the darkness, very deep by contrast, which prevailed around; the exposure to the coarse, common gaze, of every little nook which usages of home had made a sacred place, and the destruction by rude hands of every little household favourite which old associations made a dear and precious thing: all this taking place—not among pitying looks and friendly murmurs of compassion, but brutal shouts and exultations, which seemed to make the very rats who stood by the old house too long, creatures with some claim upon the pity and regard of those its roof had sheltered:—combined to form a scene never to be forgotten by those who saw it and were not actors in the work, so long as life endured.

The burning pile exposed rooms and hallways that were glowing red through the gaps in the crumbling walls; the flames flickered against the outer bricks and stones, their long, forked tongues reaching up to meet the glowing mass inside; the light from the flames shone on the villains who watched and added fuel to the fire; the roar of the fierce blaze was so bright and tall that it seemed greedy enough to have swallowed the smoke itself; the living embers the wind swept away quickly, rushing onward like a storm of fiery snow; the silent collapse of large wooden beams, falling like feathers onto the ash heap and crumbling to sparks and dust; the eerie light that spread across the sky and the deep darkness surrounding it; the revealing of every little corner that home life had made sacred, now exposed to the rough, common gaze, and the destruction of every cherished household item by uncaring hands; all of this happened—not amidst sympathetic glances and friendly murmurs of compassion, but amidst brutal shouts and cheers that seemed to make even the rats that lingered by the old house deserving of some pity from those who had been sheltered under its roof:—all combined to create a scene no one who witnessed it and wasn’t part of the destruction would ever forget for as long as they lived.

And who were they? The alarm-bell rang—and it was pulled by no faint or hesitating hands—for a long time; but not a soul was seen. Some of the insurgents said that when it ceased, they heard the shrieks of women, and saw some garments fluttering in the air, as a party of men bore away no unresisting burdens. No one could say that this was true or false, in such an uproar; but where was Hugh? Who among them had seen him, since the forcing of the doors? The cry spread through the body. Where was Hugh!

And who were they? The alarm bell rang—and it was pulled by no weak or uncertain hands—for a long time; but not a single person was seen. Some of the rebels claimed that when it stopped, they heard women screaming and saw some clothes fluttering in the air, as a group of men carried away unresisting loads. No one could confirm if this was true or false amidst the chaos; but where was Hugh? Who among them had seen him since the doors were forced open? The cry spread through the crowd. Where was Hugh!

‘Here!’ he hoarsely cried, appearing from the darkness; out of breath, and blackened with the smoke. ‘We have done all we can; the fire is burning itself out; and even the corners where it hasn’t spread, are nothing but heaps of ruins. Disperse, my lads, while the coast’s clear; get back by different ways; and meet as usual!’ With that, he disappeared again,—contrary to his wont, for he was always first to advance, and last to go away,—leaving them to follow homewards as they would.

"Here!" he shouted hoarsely, emerging from the darkness; he was out of breath and covered in soot. "We've done everything we can; the fire is dying down, and even the spots it hasn’t reached are just piles of rubble. Scatter, guys, while it's safe; get back using different routes; and meet as we normally do!" With that, he vanished again—unlike him, because he was usually the first to step forward and the last to leave—leaving them to head home however they liked.

It was not an easy task to draw off such a throng. If Bedlam gates had been flung wide open, there would not have issued forth such maniacs as the frenzy of that night had made. There were men there, who danced and trampled on the beds of flowers as though they trod down human enemies, and wrenched them from the stalks, like savages who twisted human necks. There were men who cast their lighted torches in the air, and suffered them to fall upon their heads and faces, blistering the skin with deep unseemly burns. There were men who rushed up to the fire, and paddled in it with their hands as if in water; and others who were restrained by force from plunging in, to gratify their deadly longing. On the skull of one drunken lad—not twenty, by his looks—who lay upon the ground with a bottle to his mouth, the lead from the roof came streaming down in a shower of liquid fire, white hot; melting his head like wax. When the scattered parties were collected, men—living yet, but singed as with hot irons—were plucked out of the cellars, and carried off upon the shoulders of others, who strove to wake them as they went along, with ribald jokes, and left them, dead, in the passages of hospitals. But of all the howling throng not one learnt mercy from, or sickened at, these sights; nor was the fierce, besotted, senseless rage of one man glutted.

It wasn’t easy to pull away such a crowd. If the gates of Bedlam had been thrown wide open, there wouldn’t have been such wild people as the frenzy of that night created. Men there danced and crushed the beds of flowers as if they were stepping on human foes, tearing them from their stems like savages breaking necks. Some men threw their lit torches into the air, letting them fall on their heads and faces, burning their skin with painful, hideous blisters. Others rushed to the fire and dipped their hands into it as if it were water, while some had to be physically held back from jumping in to satisfy their deadly urge. On the skull of one young drunk guy—not even twenty by the looks of him—who lay on the ground with a bottle at his mouth, molten lead from the roof poured down in a rain of liquid fire, melting his head like wax. When the scattered groups were gathered, men—still alive but singed like they’d been scorched by hot irons—were pulled out of the cellars and carried off on others' shoulders, who tried to revive them with crude jokes, only to leave them dead in the hallways of hospitals. But through all the chaos, not a single person felt mercy or recoiled from these sights; the fierce, intoxicated rage of each man remained unsatisfied.

Slowly, and in small clusters, with hoarse hurrahs and repetitions of their usual cry, the assembly dropped away. The last few red-eyed stragglers reeled after those who had gone before; the distant noise of men calling to each other, and whistling for others whom they missed, grew fainter and fainter; at length even these sounds died away, and silence reigned alone.

Slowly, in small groups, with hoarse cheers and their usual chants, the crowd began to disperse. The last few weary stragglers stumbled after those who had left before them; the distant sounds of men calling to each other and whistling for those they couldn’t find grew quieter and quieter; eventually, even those sounds faded away, and silence took over.

Silence indeed! The glare of the flames had sunk into a fitful, flashing light; and the gentle stars, invisible till now, looked down upon the blackening heap. A dull smoke hung upon the ruin, as though to hide it from those eyes of Heaven; and the wind forbore to move it. Bare walls, roof open to the sky—chambers, where the beloved dead had, many and many a fair day, risen to new life and energy; where so many dear ones had been sad and merry; which were connected with so many thoughts and hopes, regrets and changes—all gone. Nothing left but a dull and dreary blank—a smouldering heap of dust and ashes—the silence and solitude of utter desolation.

Silence, indeed! The flames had turned into a flickering light, and the gentle stars, which had been hidden until now, looked down on the darkening pile. A thick smoke lingered over the ruins, as if to cover it from the eyes of Heaven, while the wind didn’t stir it at all. Bare walls, roof open to the sky—rooms where the beloved deceased had, countless beautiful days, come back to life and energy; where so many cherished ones had felt both sadness and joy; tied to so many memories and hopes, regrets and changes—all gone. Nothing remained but a dull and empty void—a smoldering mass of dust and ashes—the silence and isolation of total desolation.





Chapter 56

The Maypole cronies, little dreaming of the change so soon to come upon their favourite haunt, struck through the Forest path upon their way to London; and avoiding the main road, which was hot and dusty, kept to the by-paths and the fields. As they drew nearer to their destination, they began to make inquiries of the people whom they passed, concerning the riots, and the truth or falsehood of the stories they had heard. The answers went far beyond any intelligence that had spread to quiet Chigwell. One man told them that that afternoon the Guards, conveying to Newgate some rioters who had been re-examined, had been set upon by the mob and compelled to retreat; another, that the houses of two witnesses near Clare Market were about to be pulled down when he came away; another, that Sir George Saville’s house in Leicester Fields was to be burned that night, and that it would go hard with Sir George if he fell into the people’s hands, as it was he who had brought in the Catholic bill. All accounts agreed that the mob were out, in stronger numbers and more numerous parties than had yet appeared; that the streets were unsafe; that no man’s house or life was worth an hour’s purchase; that the public consternation was increasing every moment; and that many families had already fled the city. One fellow who wore the popular colour, damned them for not having cockades in their hats, and bade them set a good watch to-morrow night upon their prison doors, for the locks would have a straining; another asked if they were fire-proof, that they walked abroad without the distinguishing mark of all good and true men;—and a third who rode on horseback, and was quite alone, ordered them to throw each man a shilling, in his hat, towards the support of the rioters. Although they were afraid to refuse compliance with this demand, and were much alarmed by these reports, they agreed, having come so far, to go forward, and see the real state of things with their own eyes. So they pushed on quicker, as men do who are excited by portentous news; and ruminating on what they had heard, spoke little to each other.

The Maypole friends, completely unaware of the changes coming to their favorite spot, took the forest path on their way to London. They avoided the main road, which was hot and dusty, and stuck to the back roads and fields. As they got closer to their destination, they started asking people they passed about the riots and whether the stories they had heard were true or false. The answers were much more intense than any news that had reached quiet Chigwell. One man told them that that afternoon, the Guards, who were bringing some rioters to Newgate for questioning, had been attacked by the mob and forced to retreat; another said that the houses of two witnesses near Clare Market were about to be torn down when he left; another claimed that Sir George Saville's house in Leicester Fields was set to be burned that night, and it would not go well for Sir George if he fell into the mob's hands, since he was the one who had introduced the Catholic bill. All accounts agreed that the mob was out in greater numbers and in more groups than ever before; that the streets were unsafe; that no one's house or life was worth an hour’s purchase; that public panic was growing by the minute; and that many families had already left the city. One guy who wore the popular color cursed them for not having cockades in their hats and told them to keep a close watch on their prison doors tomorrow night, as the locks would be tested; another asked if they were fireproof since they were out without the sign of all good and loyal men;—and a third, who was riding alone on horseback, ordered them to toss each man a shilling into his hat to support the rioters. Even though they were scared to refuse this demand and were quite alarmed by what they heard, they decided, having come this far, to continue on and see the situation for themselves. So they quickened their pace, like people do when they’re stirred up by ominous news, and, thinking about what they had heard, spoke little to each other.

It was now night, and as they came nearer to the city they had dismal confirmation of this intelligence in three great fires, all close together, which burnt fiercely and were gloomily reflected in the sky. Arriving in the immediate suburbs, they found that almost every house had chalked upon its door in large characters ‘No Popery,’ that the shops were shut, and that alarm and anxiety were depicted in every face they passed.

It was now night, and as they got closer to the city, they received disturbing confirmation of the news with three big fires, all close together, burning fiercely and casting a dark reflection in the sky. When they reached the outskirts, they saw that almost every house had “No Popery” scrawled on its door in big letters, the shops were closed, and worry and fear were visible on every face they passed.

Noting these things with a degree of apprehension which neither of the three cared to impart, in its full extent, to his companions, they came to a turnpike-gate, which was shut. They were passing through the turnstile on the path, when a horseman rode up from London at a hard gallop, and called to the toll-keeper in a voice of great agitation, to open quickly in the name of God.

Noticing these things with a level of anxiety that none of the three wanted to share fully with each other, they reached a tollgate that was closed. As they were going through the turnstile on the path, a rider came up from London at a fast pace and shouted to the tollkeeper in a voice filled with urgency to open quickly in the name of God.

The adjuration was so earnest and vehement, that the man, with a lantern in his hand, came running out—toll-keeper though he was—and was about to throw the gate open, when happening to look behind him, he exclaimed, ‘Good Heaven, what’s that! Another fire!’

The plea was so intense and passionate that the man, holding a lantern, came running out—toll-collector though he was—and was about to open the gate when, looking behind him, he shouted, ‘Good heavens, what’s that! Another fire!’

At this, the three turned their heads, and saw in the distance—straight in the direction whence they had come—a broad sheet of flame, casting a threatening light upon the clouds, which glimmered as though the conflagration were behind them, and showed like a wrathful sunset.

At this, the three turned their heads and saw in the distance—directly where they had come from—a wide sheet of flame, casting a menacing light on the clouds, which shimmered as if the fire were behind them, resembling an angry sunset.

‘My mind misgives me,’ said the horseman, ‘or I know from what far building those flames come. Don’t stand aghast, my good fellow. Open the gate!’

‘Something feels off to me,’ said the horseman, ‘or I can tell where those flames are coming from. Don’t just stand there in shock, my good man. Open the gate!’

‘Sir,’ cried the man, laying his hand upon his horse’s bridle as he let him through: ‘I know you now, sir; be advised by me; do not go on. I saw them pass, and know what kind of men they are. You will be murdered.’

‘Sir,’ shouted the man, grabbing his horse’s bridle as he led him through: ‘I recognize you now, sir; listen to me; don’t go any further. I saw them go by, and I know what kind of people they are. You will be killed.’

‘So be it!’ said the horseman, looking intently towards the fire, and not at him who spoke.

‘So be it!’ said the horseman, gazing firmly at the fire and not at the person who spoke.

‘But sir—sir,’ cried the man, grasping at his rein more tightly yet, ‘if you do go on, wear the blue riband. Here, sir,’ he added, taking one from his own hat, ‘it’s necessity, not choice, that makes me wear it; it’s love of life and home, sir. Wear it for this one night, sir; only for this one night.’

‘But sir—sir,’ the man exclaimed, gripping his reins even tighter, ‘if you’re going to keep going, wear the blue ribbon. Here, sir,’ he continued, pulling one off his own hat, ‘it’s necessity, not choice, that makes me wear it; it’s out of love for life and home, sir. Just wear it for this one night, sir; only for tonight.’

‘Do!’ cried the three friends, pressing round his horse. ‘Mr Haredale—worthy sir—good gentleman—pray be persuaded.’

“Do!” shouted the three friends, crowding around his horse. “Mr. Haredale—kind sir—good man—please be convinced.”

‘Who’s that?’ cried Mr Haredale, stooping down to look. ‘Did I hear Daisy’s voice?’

‘Who’s that?’ shouted Mr. Haredale, bending down to look. ‘Did I hear Daisy’s voice?’

‘You did, sir,’ cried the little man. ‘Do be persuaded, sir. This gentleman says very true. Your life may hang upon it.’

‘You did, sir,’ shouted the little man. ‘Please listen, sir. This gentleman is absolutely right. Your life may depend on it.’

‘Are you,’ said Mr Haredale abruptly, ‘afraid to come with me?’

‘Are you,’ Mr. Haredale said suddenly, ‘afraid to come with me?’

‘I, sir?—N-n-no.’

'I, sir?—N-n-no.'

‘Put that riband in your hat. If we meet the rioters, swear that I took you prisoner for wearing it. I will tell them so with my own lips; for as I hope for mercy when I die, I will take no quarter from them, nor shall they have quarter from me, if we come hand to hand to-night. Up here—behind me—quick! Clasp me tight round the body, and fear nothing.’

‘Put that ribbon in your hat. If we run into the rioters, swear that I took you prisoner for wearing it. I’ll tell them that myself; because as I hope for mercy when I die, I won’t take any mercy from them, nor will they get any mercy from me if we end up fighting tonight. Up here—behind me—quick! Hold me tight around the waist, and don’t be afraid.’

In an instant they were riding away, at full gallop, in a dense cloud of dust, and speeding on, like hunters in a dream.

In a flash, they were riding away at full speed, surrounded by a thick cloud of dust, moving fast like hunters in a dream.

It was well the good horse knew the road he traversed, for never once—no, never once in all the journey—did Mr Haredale cast his eyes upon the ground, or turn them, for an instant, from the light towards which they sped so madly. Once he said in a low voice, ‘It is my house,’ but that was the only time he spoke. When they came to dark and doubtful places, he never forgot to put his hand upon the little man to hold him more securely in his seat, but he kept his head erect and his eyes fixed on the fire, then, and always.

It was good that the horse knew the path it was taking, because not once—no, never once during the entire journey—did Mr. Haredale look down at the ground or shift his gaze for even a moment from the bright light they were rushing toward. Once, he quietly said, “It’s my house,” but that was the only time he spoke. When they reached dark and uncertain areas, he always remembered to place his hand on the little man to hold him more securely in his seat, but he kept his head up and his eyes focused on the light, both then and always.

The road was dangerous enough, for they went the nearest way—headlong—far from the highway—by lonely lanes and paths, where waggon-wheels had worn deep ruts; where hedge and ditch hemmed in the narrow strip of ground; and tall trees, arching overhead, made it profoundly dark. But on, on, on, with neither stop nor stumble, till they reached the Maypole door, and could plainly see that the fire began to fade, as if for want of fuel.

The road was risky enough because they took the shortest route—straight ahead—far from the main road—through empty backroads and paths, where wagon wheels had carved deep grooves; where hedges and ditches bordered the narrow stretch of land; and tall trees overhead created a deep darkness. But they kept going, without stopping or tripping, until they got to the Maypole door and could clearly see that the fire was starting to fade, as if it needed more fuel.

‘Down—for one moment—for but one moment,’ said Mr Haredale, helping Daisy to the ground, and following himself. ‘Willet—Willet—where are my niece and servants—Willet!’

‘Down—for just a moment—just one moment,’ said Mr. Haredale, helping Daisy to the ground and following her down. ‘Willet—Willet—where are my niece and the servants—Willet!’

Crying to him distractedly, he rushed into the bar.—The landlord bound and fastened to his chair; the place dismantled, stripped, and pulled about his ears;—nobody could have taken shelter here.

Crying out to him in a distracted manner, he rushed into the bar.—The landlord tied up and secured to his chair; the place torn apart, stripped, and wrecked around him;—nobody could have found refuge here.

He was a strong man, accustomed to restrain himself, and suppress his strong emotions; but this preparation for what was to follow—though he had seen that fire burning, and knew that his house must be razed to the ground—was more than he could bear. He covered his face with his hands for a moment, and turned away his head.

He was a strong man, used to controlling himself and suppressing his intense emotions; but getting ready for what was about to happen—even though he had seen that fire burning and knew his house would be reduced to ashes—was more than he could handle. He buried his face in his hands for a moment and turned his head away.

‘Johnny, Johnny,’ said Solomon—and the simple-hearted fellow cried outright, and wrung his hands—‘Oh dear old Johnny, here’s a change! That the Maypole bar should come to this, and we should live to see it! The old Warren too, Johnny—Mr Haredale—oh, Johnny, what a piteous sight this is!’

‘Johnny, Johnny,’ said Solomon—and the straightforward guy started crying and wringing his hands—‘Oh dear old Johnny, what a change! That the Maypole bar should end up like this, and we should be around to see it! The old Warren too, Johnny—Mr. Haredale—oh, Johnny, what a sad sight this is!’

Pointing to Mr Haredale as he said these words, little Solomon Daisy put his elbows on the back of Mr Willet’s chair, and fairly blubbered on his shoulder.

Pointing at Mr. Haredale as he said this, little Solomon Daisy rested his elbows on the back of Mr. Willet’s chair and couldn't help but cry on his shoulder.

While Solomon was speaking, old John sat, mute as a stock-fish, staring at him with an unearthly glare, and displaying, by every possible symptom, entire and complete unconsciousness. But when Solomon was silent again, John followed with his great round eyes the direction of his looks, and did appear to have some dawning distant notion that somebody had come to see him.

While Solomon talked, old John sat silently like a wooden statue, staring at him with an otherworldly gaze and showing every sign of being completely unaware. But when Solomon fell silent again, John followed the direction of his gaze with his big round eyes and seemed to have a faint, distant idea that someone had come to see him.

‘You know us, don’t you, Johnny?’ said the little clerk, rapping himself on the breast. ‘Daisy, you know—Chigwell Church—bell-ringer—little desk on Sundays—eh, Johnny?’

‘You know who we are, right, Johnny?’ said the little clerk, tapping on his chest. ‘Daisy, you know—the bell ringer from Chigwell Church—my small desk on Sundays—am I right, Johnny?’

Mr Willet reflected for a few moments, and then muttered, as it were mechanically: ‘Let us sing to the praise and glory of—’

Mr. Willet thought for a moment and then mumbled, almost automatically: ‘Let’s sing to the praise and glory of—’

‘Yes, to be sure,’ cried the little man, hastily; ‘that’s it—that’s me, Johnny. You’re all right now, an’t you? Say you’re all right, Johnny.’

"Yeah, for sure," the little man said quickly. "That's it—that's me, Johnny. You're all good now, right? Just say you're all good, Johnny."

‘All right?’ pondered Mr Willet, as if that were a matter entirely between himself and his conscience. ‘All right? Ah!’

‘All good?’ thought Mr. Willet, as if that was something only he and his conscience needed to consider. ‘All good? Oh!’

‘They haven’t been misusing you with sticks, or pokers, or any other blunt instruments—have they, Johnny?’ asked Solomon, with a very anxious glance at Mr Willet’s head. ‘They didn’t beat you, did they?’

‘They haven’t been mistreating you with sticks, or pokers, or any other blunt objects—have they, Johnny?’ asked Solomon, with a very worried look at Mr. Willet’s head. ‘They didn’t hurt you, did they?’

John knitted his brow; looked downwards, as if he were mentally engaged in some arithmetical calculation; then upwards, as if the total would not come at his call; then at Solomon Daisy, from his eyebrow to his shoe-buckle; then very slowly round the bar. And then a great, round, leaden-looking, and not at all transparent tear, came rolling out of each eye, and he said, as he shook his head:

John furrowed his brow and looked down, as if he were deep in a math problem; then he looked up, as if the answer wouldn’t come when he needed it; then he glanced at Solomon Daisy, from his eyebrow to his shoe buckle; then slowly around the bar. Finally, a big, round, heavy-looking tear, not at all clear, rolled out of each eye, and he said, shaking his head:

‘If they’d only had the goodness to murder me, I’d have thanked ‘em kindly.’

‘If they had just been kind enough to kill me, I would have thanked them nicely.’

‘No, no, no, don’t say that, Johnny,’ whimpered his little friend. ‘It’s very, very bad, but not quite so bad as that. No, no!’

‘No, no, no, don’t say that, Johnny,’ his little friend whined. ‘It’s really, really bad, but not that bad. No, no!’

‘Look’ee here, sir!’ cried John, turning his rueful eyes on Mr Haredale, who had dropped on one knee, and was hastily beginning to untie his bonds. ‘Look’ee here, sir! The very Maypole—the old dumb Maypole—stares in at the winder, as if it said, “John Willet, John Willet, let’s go and pitch ourselves in the nighest pool of water as is deep enough to hold us; for our day is over!”’

‘Look here, sir!’ cried John, turning his sorry eyes on Mr. Haredale, who had dropped to one knee and was quickly starting to untie his bonds. ‘Look here, sir! The very Maypole—the old silent Maypole—looks in through the window, as if it’s saying, “John Willet, John Willet, let’s go find the nearest deep pool of water that can hold us; because our time is done!”’

‘Don’t, Johnny, don’t,’ cried his friend: no less affected with this mournful effort of Mr Willet’s imagination, than by the sepulchral tone in which he had spoken of the Maypole. ‘Please don’t, Johnny!’

‘Don’t, Johnny, don’t,’ cried his friend, just as moved by this sad display from Mr. Willet’s imagination as by the eerie way he had talked about the Maypole. ‘Please don’t, Johnny!’

‘Your loss is great, and your misfortune a heavy one,’ said Mr Haredale, looking restlessly towards the door: ‘and this is not a time to comfort you. If it were, I am in no condition to do so. Before I leave you, tell me one thing, and try to tell me plainly, I implore you. Have you seen, or heard of Emma?’

‘Your loss is significant, and your misfortune is a serious one,’ said Mr. Haredale, glancing anxiously at the door. ‘This isn’t really a time to comfort you. Even if it were, I'm not in a state to do that. Before I go, please tell me one thing, and I urge you to be straightforward. Have you seen or heard from Emma?’

‘No!’ said Mr Willet.

"No!" said Mr. Willet.

‘Nor any one but these bloodhounds?’

‘Are there no others but these bloodhounds?’

‘No!’

'No!'

‘They rode away, I trust in Heaven, before these dreadful scenes began,’ said Mr Haredale, who, between his agitation, his eagerness to mount his horse again, and the dexterity with which the cords were tied, had scarcely yet undone one knot. ‘A knife, Daisy!’

‘They rode away, I hope in Heaven, before these terrible events started,’ said Mr. Haredale, who, overwhelmed by emotion, eager to get back on his horse, and struggling with the skillful knots, had hardly managed to untie one. ‘A knife, Daisy!’

‘You didn’t,’ said John, looking about, as though he had lost his pocket-handkerchief, or some such slight article—‘either of you gentlemen—see a—a coffin anywheres, did you?’

‘You didn't,’ John said, glancing around as if he had misplaced his handkerchief or something similar—‘either of you guys—happen to see a—a coffin anywhere, did you?’

‘Willet!’ cried Mr Haredale. Solomon dropped the knife, and instantly becoming limp from head to foot, exclaimed ‘Good gracious!’

‘Willet!’ shouted Mr. Haredale. Solomon dropped the knife and suddenly went limp from head to toe, exclaiming, ‘Good gracious!’

‘—Because,’ said John, not at all regarding them, ‘a dead man called a little time ago, on his way yonder. I could have told you what name was on the plate, if he had brought his coffin with him, and left it behind. If he didn’t, it don’t signify.’

‘—Because,’ John said, without looking at them, ‘a dead man called a little while ago, on his way over there. I could have told you what name was on the plate if he had brought his coffin with him and left it behind. If he didn’t, it doesn’t matter.’

His landlord, who had listened to these words with breathless attention, started that moment to his feet; and, without a word, drew Solomon Daisy to the door, mounted his horse, took him up behind again, and flew rather than galloped towards the pile of ruins, which that day’s sun had shone upon, a stately house. Mr Willet stared after them, listened, looked down upon himself to make quite sure that he was still unbound, and, without any manifestation of impatience, disappointment, or surprise, gently relapsed into the condition from which he had so imperfectly recovered.

His landlord, who had listened to these words with intense focus, suddenly jumped to his feet; and without saying a word, pulled Solomon Daisy towards the door, hopped on his horse, took him up behind again, and sped, rather than galloped, towards the pile of ruins, which today’s sun had illuminated, a magnificent house. Mr. Willet stared after them, listened, glanced down at himself to make sure he was still unbound, and without showing any signs of impatience, disappointment, or surprise, calmly fell back into the state from which he had so barely recovered.

Mr Haredale tied his horse to the trunk of a tree, and grasping his companion’s arm, stole softly along the footpath, and into what had been the garden of his house. He stopped for an instant to look upon its smoking walls, and at the stars that shone through roof and floor upon the heap of crumbling ashes. Solomon glanced timidly in his face, but his lips were tightly pressed together, a resolute and stern expression sat upon his brow, and not a tear, a look, or gesture indicating grief, escaped him.

Mr. Haredale tied his horse to the trunk of a tree and, grasping his companion’s arm, quietly made his way along the footpath and into what used to be his garden. He paused for a moment to look at the smoking walls and the stars that shone through the roof and floor onto the pile of crumbling ashes. Solomon glanced nervously at his face, but Mr. Haredale’s lips were tightly pressed together, a determined and serious expression rested on his brow, and not a tear, look, or gesture that showed sorrow escaped him.

He drew his sword; felt for a moment in his breast, as though he carried other arms about him; then grasping Solomon by the wrist again, went with a cautious step all round the house. He looked into every doorway and gap in the wall; retraced his steps at every rustling of the air among the leaves; and searched in every shadowed nook with outstretched hands. Thus they made the circuit of the building: but they returned to the spot from which they had set out, without encountering any human being, or finding the least trace of any concealed straggler.

He drew his sword and briefly felt around his chest, as if he had other weapons on him. Then, taking hold of Solomon's wrist again, he stepped cautiously around the house. He peered into every doorway and crack in the wall, retraced his steps at every rustle of the leaves, and searched every shadowy corner with outstretched hands. In this way, they made the entire loop of the building, but returned to the spot where they started, without encountering anyone or finding any sign of a hidden intruder.

After a short pause, Mr Haredale shouted twice or thrice. Then cried aloud, ‘Is there any one in hiding here, who knows my voice! There is nothing to fear now. If any of my people are near, I entreat them to answer!’ He called them all by name; his voice was echoed in many mournful tones; then all was silent as before.

After a brief pause, Mr. Haredale shouted two or three times. Then he called out loudly, “Is anyone hiding here who recognizes my voice? There’s nothing to worry about now. If any of my people are nearby, please respond!” He called them all by name; his voice echoed in various sad tones; then everything was silent again.

They were standing near the foot of the turret, where the alarm-bell hung. The fire had raged there, and the floors had been sawn, and hewn, and beaten down, besides. It was open to the night; but a part of the staircase still remained, winding upward from a great mound of dust and cinders. Fragments of the jagged and broken steps offered an insecure and giddy footing here and there, and then were lost again, behind protruding angles of the wall, or in the deep shadows cast upon it by other portions of the ruin; for by this time the moon had risen, and shone brightly.

They were standing at the base of the turret, where the alarm bell was hanging. The fire had torn through there, and the floors had been cut, shaped, and smashed down. It was open to the night, but part of the staircase still remained, winding up from a huge pile of dust and ashes. Bits of the broken and jagged steps provided an unsteady and dizzying footing here and there, and then disappeared again behind jutting angles of the wall or into the deep shadows created by other parts of the ruin; by this time, the moon had risen and was shining brightly.

As they stood here, listening to the echoes as they died away, and hoping in vain to hear a voice they knew, some of the ashes in this turret slipped and rolled down. Startled by the least noise in that melancholy place, Solomon looked up in his companion’s face, and saw that he had turned towards the spot, and that he watched and listened keenly.

As they stood there, listening to the echoes fade away and hoping in vain to hear a familiar voice, some of the ashes in this turret slipped and rolled down. Startled by even the slightest noise in that gloomy place, Solomon looked up at his companion's face and saw that he had turned toward the spot, watching and listening intently.

He covered the little man’s mouth with his hand, and looked again. Instantly, with kindling eyes, he bade him on his life keep still, and neither speak nor move. Then holding his breath, and stooping down, he stole into the turret, with his drawn sword in his hand, and disappeared.

He covered the little man's mouth with his hand and looked again. Instantly, with eager eyes, he instructed him to stay quiet and not to speak or move. Then, holding his breath and bending down, he slipped into the turret with his sword drawn and vanished.

Terrified to be left there by himself, under such desolate circumstances, and after all he had seen and heard that night, Solomon would have followed, but there had been something in Mr Haredale’s manner and his look, the recollection of which held him spellbound. He stood rooted to the spot; and scarcely venturing to breathe, looked up with mingled fear and wonder.

Terrified to be left there alone in such a bleak situation, and after everything he had seen and heard that night, Solomon would have followed, but something about Mr. Haredale’s demeanor and his expression captivated him. He stood frozen in place, barely daring to breathe, and looked up with a mix of fear and wonder.

Again the ashes slipped and rolled—very, very softly—again—and then again, as though they crumbled underneath the tread of a stealthy foot. And now a figure was dimly visible; climbing very softly; and often stopping to look down; now it pursued its difficult way; and now it was hidden from the view again.

Again, the ashes shifted and rolled—very, very quietly—again—and then again, as if they crumbled beneath the step of a quiet foot. Now a figure was faintly visible; climbing gently; often pausing to look down; now it continued its challenging journey; and now it disappeared from sight again.

It emerged once more, into the shadowy and uncertain light—higher now, but not much, for the way was steep and toilsome, and its progress very slow. What phantom of the brain did he pursue; and why did he look down so constantly? He knew he was alone. Surely his mind was not affected by that night’s loss and agony. He was not about to throw himself headlong from the summit of the tottering wall. Solomon turned sick, and clasped his hands. His limbs trembled beneath him, and a cold sweat broke out upon his pallid face.

It emerged once again into the dim and uncertain light—higher now, but not by much, since the path was steep and challenging, and its progress very slow. What mental image was he chasing; and why did he keep looking down? He knew he was alone. Surely his mind wasn't impacted by that night’s loss and pain. He wasn’t about to throw himself off the edge of the shaky wall. Solomon felt sick and clasped his hands together. His limbs shook beneath him, and a cold sweat ran down his pale face.

If he complied with Mr Haredale’s last injunction now, it was because he had not the power to speak or move. He strained his gaze, and fixed it on a patch of moonlight, into which, if he continued to ascend, he must soon emerge. When he appeared there, he would try to call to him.

If he followed Mr. Haredale’s last order now, it was because he couldn’t speak or move. He focused his gaze on a spot of moonlight, into which, if he kept climbing, he would soon come out. When he reached that place, he would try to call out to him.

Again the ashes slipped and crumbled; some stones rolled down, and fell with a dull, heavy sound upon the ground below. He kept his eyes upon the piece of moonlight. The figure was coming on, for its shadow was already thrown upon the wall. Now it appeared—and now looked round at him—and now—

Again the ashes fell apart; some stones rolled down and hit the ground below with a dull, heavy thud. He kept his gaze on the patch of moonlight. The figure was approaching, as its shadow was already cast on the wall. Now it was visible—and now it glanced over at him—and now—

The horror-stricken clerk uttered a scream that pierced the air, and cried, ‘The ghost! The ghost!’

The terrified clerk let out a scream that echoed through the air and shouted, 'The ghost! The ghost!'

Long before the echo of his cry had died away, another form rushed out into the light, flung itself upon the foremost one, knelt down upon its breast, and clutched its throat with both hands.

Long before the sound of his cry faded, another figure dashed into the light, lunged at the first one, knelt on its chest, and grabbed its throat with both hands.

‘Villain!’ cried Mr Haredale, in a terrible voice—for it was he. ‘Dead and buried, as all men supposed through your infernal arts, but reserved by Heaven for this—at last—at last I have you. You, whose hands are red with my brother’s blood, and that of his faithful servant, shed to conceal your own atrocious guilt—You, Rudge, double murderer and monster, I arrest you in the name of God, who has delivered you into my hands. No. Though you had the strength of twenty men,’ he added, as the murderer writhed and struggled, ‘you could not escape me or loosen my grasp to-night!’

"Villain!" Mr. Haredale shouted in a terrifying tone—it was indeed him. "Dead and buried, as everyone thought because of your wicked tricks, but Heaven has kept you for this moment—finally, I have you. You, with hands stained by my brother’s blood and that of his loyal servant, killed to hide your own horrific guilt. You, Rudge, double murderer and monster, I arrest you in the name of God, who has handed you over to me. No, even if you had the strength of twenty men," he continued as the murderer thrashed and fought, "you couldn't escape me or break free tonight!"





Chapter 57

Barnaby, armed as we have seen, continued to pace up and down before the stable-door; glad to be alone again, and heartily rejoicing in the unaccustomed silence and tranquillity. After the whirl of noise and riot in which the last two days had been passed, the pleasures of solitude and peace were enhanced a thousandfold. He felt quite happy; and as he leaned upon his staff and mused, a bright smile overspread his face, and none but cheerful visions floated into his brain.

Barnaby, equipped as we've observed, kept walking back and forth in front of the stable door, happy to be alone again and genuinely enjoying the unusual silence and calm. After the chaos and noise of the last couple of days, the enjoyment of solitude and peace felt a thousand times better. He felt really happy; and as he leaned on his staff and reflected, a cheerful smile spread across his face, with only positive thoughts entering his mind.

Had he no thoughts of her, whose sole delight he was, and whom he had unconsciously plunged in such bitter sorrow and such deep affliction? Oh, yes. She was at the heart of all his cheerful hopes and proud reflections. It was she whom all this honour and distinction were to gladden; the joy and profit were for her. What delight it gave her to hear of the bravery of her poor boy! Ah! He would have known that, without Hugh’s telling him. And what a precious thing it was to know she lived so happily, and heard with so much pride (he pictured to himself her look when they told her) that he was in such high esteem: bold among the boldest, and trusted before them all! And when these frays were over, and the good lord had conquered his enemies, and they were all at peace again, and he and she were rich, what happiness they would have in talking of these troubled times when he was a great soldier: and when they sat alone together in the tranquil twilight, and she had no longer reason to be anxious for the morrow, what pleasure would he have in the reflection that this was his doing—his—poor foolish Barnaby’s; and in patting her on the cheek, and saying with a merry laugh, ‘Am I silly now, mother—am I silly now?’

Did he not think of her, the one person whose happiness depended on him, and who he had unknowingly thrown into such deep sorrow and pain? Oh, yes. She was at the center of all his joyful dreams and proud thoughts. It was for her that all this honor and recognition were meant to bring happiness; the joy and benefits were for her. How delighted she must be to hear about the bravery of her son! Ah! He would have known that without Hugh telling him. And how precious it was to know that she lived so happily, feeling so proud (he could picture her expression when they told her) that he was held in such high regard: brave among the bravest, and trusted above all! And when these battles were over, and the good lord had defeated his enemies, and they were all at peace again, and he and she were wealthy, how happy they would be talking about those troubled times when he was a great soldier: and when they sat together in the calm twilight, and she no longer had to worry about the next day, what joy he would feel knowing this was his doing—his—poor silly Barnaby’s; and in giving her a gentle pat on the cheek, he would laugh and say, ‘Am I silly now, mother—am I silly now?’

With a lighter heart and step, and eyes the brighter for the happy tear that dimmed them for a moment, Barnaby resumed his walk; and singing gaily to himself, kept guard upon his quiet post.

With a lighter heart and step, and eyes shining brighter from the happy tear that blurred them for a moment, Barnaby continued his walk; and singing cheerfully to himself, stood watch over his quiet spot.

His comrade Grip, the partner of his watch, though fond of basking in the sunshine, preferred to-day to walk about the stable; having a great deal to do in the way of scattering the straw, hiding under it such small articles as had been casually left about, and haunting Hugh’s bed, to which he seemed to have taken a particular attachment. Sometimes Barnaby looked in and called him, and then he came hopping out; but he merely did this as a concession to his master’s weakness, and soon returned again to his own grave pursuits: peering into the straw with his bill, and rapidly covering up the place, as if, Midas-like, he were whispering secrets to the earth and burying them; constantly busying himself upon the sly; and affecting, whenever Barnaby came past, to look up in the clouds and have nothing whatever on his mind: in short, conducting himself, in many respects, in a more than usually thoughtful, deep, and mysterious manner.

His buddy Grip, who shared his watch, loved soaking up the sun but chose today to roam the stable instead. He had plenty to do, like scattering straw, hiding small items that had been carelessly left around, and lingering near Hugh’s bed, which he seemed particularly attached to. Sometimes Barnaby would peek in and call for him, and Grip would hop out, but he only did this to humor his master’s whim and quickly returned to his serious activities: probing through the straw with his beak and swiftly covering it up, as if he were sharing secrets with the earth and burying them, busily working in a sneaky way. Whenever Barnaby walked by, he would pretend to gaze at the clouds, acting as if nothing was on his mind. In short, he was behaving in a particularly thoughtful, deep, and mysterious way.

As the day crept on, Barnaby, who had no directions forbidding him to eat and drink upon his post, but had been, on the contrary, supplied with a bottle of beer and a basket of provisions, determined to break his fast, which he had not done since morning. To this end, he sat down on the ground before the door, and putting his staff across his knees in case of alarm or surprise, summoned Grip to dinner.

As the day went on, Barnaby, who had no rules stopping him from eating and drinking at his post, but had instead been given a bottle of beer and a basket of food, decided to have his first meal since morning. To do this, he sat down on the ground in front of the door, laid his staff across his knees in case of an emergency, and called Grip to join him for dinner.

This call, the bird obeyed with great alacrity; crying, as he sidled up to his master, ‘I’m a devil, I’m a Polly, I’m a kettle, I’m a Protestant, No Popery!’ Having learnt this latter sentiment from the gentry among whom he had lived of late, he delivered it with uncommon emphasis.

This call, the bird responded to eagerly; squawking, as he inched closer to his owner, ‘I’m a devil, I’m a Polly, I’m a kettle, I’m a Protestant, No Popery!’ Having picked up this last expression from the upper-class people he had been around lately, he said it with unusual intensity.

‘Well said, Grip!’ cried his master, as he fed him with the daintiest bits. ‘Well said, old boy!’

‘Well said, Grip!’ his master exclaimed as he fed him the tastiest bits. ‘Well said, buddy!’

‘Never say die, bow wow wow, keep up your spirits, Grip Grip Grip, Holloa! We’ll all have tea, I’m a Protestant kettle, No Popery!’ cried the raven.

‘Never give up, woof woof, stay positive, Hang in there, Hey! We’ll all have tea, I’m a Protestant kettle, No Popery!’ shouted the raven.

‘Gordon for ever, Grip!’ cried Barnaby.

“Gordon forever, Grip!” shouted Barnaby.

The raven, placing his head upon the ground, looked at his master sideways, as though he would have said, ‘Say that again!’ Perfectly understanding his desire, Barnaby repeated the phrase a great many times. The bird listened with profound attention; sometimes repeating the popular cry in a low voice, as if to compare the two, and try if it would at all help him to this new accomplishment; sometimes flapping his wings, or barking; and sometimes in a kind of desperation drawing a multitude of corks, with extraordinary viciousness.

The raven, resting its head on the ground, looked at its owner sideways, as if to say, "Say that again!" Understanding what the bird wanted, Barnaby repeated the phrase many times. The bird listened intently; sometimes it echoed the familiar call in a quiet voice, as if trying to compare the two and see if it would help him learn this new skill; other times, it flapped its wings or barked; and at times, in a sort of frustration, it pulled out a bunch of corks with surprising energy.

Barnaby was so intent upon his favourite, that he was not at first aware of the approach of two persons on horseback, who were riding at a foot-pace, and coming straight towards his post. When he perceived them, however, which he did when they were within some fifty yards of him, he jumped hastily up, and ordering Grip within doors, stood with both hands on his staff, waiting until he should know whether they were friends or foes.

Barnaby was so focused on his favorite that he didn't immediately notice two people on horseback slowly coming straight toward him. When he finally saw them, about fifty yards away, he quickly jumped up, ordered Grip inside, and stood there with both hands on his staff, waiting to find out if they were friends or enemies.

He had hardly done so, when he observed that those who advanced were a gentleman and his servant; almost at the same moment he recognised Lord George Gordon, before whom he stood uncovered, with his eyes turned towards the ground.

He had barely finished doing that when he noticed that the people approaching were a gentleman and his servant; almost right away, he recognized Lord George Gordon, before whom he stood bareheaded, his eyes directed toward the ground.

‘Good day!’ said Lord George, not reining in his horse until he was close beside him. ‘Well!’

‘Good day!’ said Lord George, not pulling back his horse until he was right next to him. ‘Well!’

‘All quiet, sir, all safe!’ cried Barnaby. ‘The rest are away—they went by that path—that one. A grand party!’

‘Everything's quiet, sir, everything's safe!’ shouted Barnaby. ‘The others have left—they took that path—that one. What a great group!’

‘Ay?’ said Lord George, looking thoughtfully at him. ‘And you?’

‘Huh?’ said Lord George, looking at him thoughtfully. ‘And you?’

‘Oh! They left me here to watch—to mount guard—to keep everything secure till they come back. I’ll do it, sir, for your sake. You’re a good gentleman; a kind gentleman—ay, you are. There are many against you, but we’ll be a match for them, never fear!’

‘Oh! They left me here to keep watch—to stand guard—to make sure everything is safe until they come back. I’ll do it, sir, for your sake. You’re a good man; a kind man—yes, you are. There are many against you, but we’ll be able to handle them, don’t worry!’

‘What’s that?’ said Lord George—pointing to the raven who was peeping out of the stable-door—but still looking thoughtfully, and in some perplexity, it seemed, at Barnaby.

"What's that?" Lord George asked, pointing at the raven peeking out from the stable door, but still looking thoughtfully and somewhat puzzled at Barnaby.

‘Why, don’t you know!’ retorted Barnaby, with a wondering laugh. ‘Not know what HE is! A bird, to be sure. My bird—my friend—Grip.’

‘Why, don’t you know!’ replied Barnaby, with a surprised laugh. ‘Not know what HE is! A bird, of course. My bird—my friend—Grip.’

‘A devil, a kettle, a Grip, a Polly, a Protestant, no Popery!’ cried the raven.

‘A devil, a kettle, a Grip, a Polly, a Protestant, no Popery!’ shouted the raven.

‘Though, indeed,’ added Barnaby, laying his hand upon the neck of Lord George’s horse, and speaking softly: ‘you had good reason to ask me what he is, for sometimes it puzzles me—and I am used to him—to think he’s only a bird. He’s my brother, Grip is—always with me—always talking—always merry—eh, Grip?’

‘You know,’ Barnaby said, resting his hand on the neck of Lord George’s horse and speaking softly, ‘you had a good reason to ask me what he is, because sometimes it confuses me—and I’m used to him—to think he’s just a bird. Grip is my brother—always with me—always talking—always cheerful—right, Grip?’

The raven answered by an affectionate croak, and hopping on his master’s arm, which he held downward for that purpose, submitted with an air of perfect indifference to be fondled, and turned his restless, curious eye, now upon Lord George, and now upon his man.

The raven responded with a loving croak and hopped onto his master’s outstretched arm, showing complete indifference while being petted. He turned his restless, curious gaze from Lord George to his servant.

Lord George, biting his nails in a discomfited manner, regarded Barnaby for some time in silence; then beckoning to his servant, said:

Lord George, nervously biting his nails, looked at Barnaby in silence for a while; then, signaling to his servant, he said:

‘Come hither, John.’

‘Come here, John.’

John Grueby touched his hat, and came.

John Grueby tipped his hat and approached.

‘Have you ever seen this young man before?’ his master asked in a low voice.

"Have you ever seen this young man before?" his master asked quietly.

‘Twice, my lord,’ said John. ‘I saw him in the crowd last night and Saturday.’

‘Twice, my lord,’ John said. ‘I saw him in the crowd last night and on Saturday.’

‘Did—did it seem to you that his manner was at all wild or strange?’ Lord George demanded, faltering.

“Did—did it seem to you that he acted in any wild or strange way?” Lord George asked, hesitating.

‘Mad,’ said John, with emphatic brevity.

“Crazy,” John said, with strong emphasis.

‘And why do you think him mad, sir?’ said his master, speaking in a peevish tone. ‘Don’t use that word too freely. Why do you think him mad?’

‘And why do you think he’s crazy, sir?’ said his master, speaking in an annoyed tone. ‘Don’t throw that word around so much. Why do you think he’s crazy?’

‘My lord,’ John Grueby answered, ‘look at his dress, look at his eyes, look at his restless way, hear him cry “No Popery!” Mad, my lord.’

'My lord,' John Grueby replied, 'just look at his clothes, look at his eyes, see how restless he is, and hear him shouting "No Popery!" He's crazy, my lord.'

‘So because one man dresses unlike another,’ returned his angry master, glancing at himself; ‘and happens to differ from other men in his carriage and manner, and to advocate a great cause which the corrupt and irreligious desert, he is to be accounted mad, is he?’

‘So just because one man dresses differently from another,’ replied his angry master, glancing at himself, ‘and behaves differently from other men in his demeanor and style, and stands up for a great cause that the corrupt and immoral abandon, he’s supposed to be considered crazy, right?’

‘Stark, staring, raving, roaring mad, my lord,’ returned the unmoved John.

"Completely crazy, my lord," replied the unfazed John.

‘Do you say this to my face?’ cried his master, turning sharply upon him.

“Are you saying this to my face?” his master yelled, turning sharply towards him.

‘To any man, my lord, who asks me,’ answered John.

‘To any man, my lord, who asks me,’ John replied.

‘Mr Gashford, I find, was right,’ said Lord George; ‘I thought him prejudiced, though I ought to have known a man like him better than to have supposed it possible!’

‘Mr. Gashford, I see now, was correct,’ said Lord George; ‘I thought he was biased, but I should have known someone like him better than to think that was possible!’

‘I shall never have Mr Gashford’s good word, my lord,’ replied John, touching his hat respectfully, ‘and I don’t covet it.’

‘I will never have Mr. Gashford’s good word, my lord,’ replied John, touching his hat respectfully, ‘and I don’t want it.’

‘You are an ill-conditioned, most ungrateful fellow,’ said Lord George: ‘a spy, for anything I know. Mr Gashford is perfectly correct, as I might have felt convinced he was. I have done wrong to retain you in my service. It is a tacit insult to him as my choice and confidential friend to do so, remembering the cause you sided with, on the day he was maligned at Westminster. You will leave me to-night—nay, as soon as we reach home. The sooner the better.’

'You're a badly behaved, incredibly ungrateful guy,' said Lord George. 'You might even be a spy, for all I know. Mr. Gashford is completely right, just as I should have suspected. I've made a mistake by keeping you on. It's a silent insult to him, my chosen and trusted friend, considering which side you took the day he was slandered at Westminster. You will leave me tonight—actually, as soon as we get home. The sooner, the better.'

‘If it comes to that, I say so too, my lord. Let Mr Gashford have his will. As to my being a spy, my lord, you know me better than to believe it, I am sure. I don’t know much about causes. My cause is the cause of one man against two hundred; and I hope it always will be.’

‘If it comes to that, I agree, my lord. Let Mr. Gashford have his way. As for me being a spy, you know me well enough not to believe that, I’m sure. I don’t know much about causes. My cause is the cause of one man against two hundred; and I hope it always will be.’

‘You have said quite enough,’ returned Lord George, motioning him to go back. ‘I desire to hear no more.’

‘You've said quite enough,’ replied Lord George, signaling him to leave. ‘I don’t want to hear any more.’

‘If you’ll let me have another word, my lord,’ returned John Grueby, ‘I’d give this silly fellow a caution not to stay here by himself. The proclamation is in a good many hands already, and it’s well known that he was concerned in the business it relates to. He had better get to a place of safety if he can, poor creature.’

‘If you’ll allow me to say one more thing, my lord,’ John Grueby replied, ‘I’d advise this foolish guy to not stay here alone. The announcement is already in quite a few hands, and it’s well known that he was involved in what it talks about. He should find a safe place if he can, poor guy.’

‘You hear what this man says?’ cried Lord George, addressing Barnaby, who had looked on and wondered while this dialogue passed. ‘He thinks you may be afraid to remain upon your post, and are kept here perhaps against your will. What do you say?’

‘Did you hear what this guy just said?’ yelled Lord George, talking to Barnaby, who had been watching and wondering while this conversation happened. ‘He thinks you might be scared to stay where you are and that you might be stuck here against your will. What's your take on that?’

‘I think, young man,’ said John, in explanation, ‘that the soldiers may turn out and take you; and that if they do, you will certainly be hung by the neck till you’re dead—dead—dead. And I think you had better go from here, as fast as you can. That’s what I think.’

“I think, young man,” John explained, “that the soldiers might come out and catch you; and if they do, you’ll definitely be hung by the neck until you’re dead—dead—dead. So I think you should leave here as quickly as you can. That’s what I think.”

‘He’s a coward, Grip, a coward!’ cried Barnaby, putting the raven on the ground, and shouldering his staff. ‘Let them come! Gordon for ever! Let them come!’

‘He’s a coward, Grip, a coward!’ shouted Barnaby, placing the raven on the ground and shouldering his staff. ‘Let them come! Gordon forever! Let them come!’

‘Ay!’ said Lord George, ‘let them! Let us see who will venture to attack a power like ours; the solemn league of a whole people. THIS a madman! You have said well, very well. I am proud to be the leader of such men as you.’

‘Hey!’ said Lord George, ‘let them! Let’s see who would dare to challenge a power like ours; the united force of an entire nation. THIS a madman! You’ve spoken well, very well. I’m proud to be the leader of men like you.’

Barnaby’s heart swelled within his bosom as he heard these words. He took Lord George’s hand and carried it to his lips; patted his horse’s crest, as if the affection and admiration he had conceived for the man extended to the animal he rode; then unfurling his flag, and proudly waving it, resumed his pacing up and down.

Barnaby’s heart swelled with emotion as he heard these words. He took Lord George’s hand and kissed it; patted his horse’s neck, as if the love and admiration he felt for the man also included the animal he was riding; then, unfurling his flag and waving it proudly, he continued to pace back and forth.

Lord George, with a kindling eye and glowing cheek, took off his hat, and flourishing it above his head, bade him exultingly Farewell!—then cantered off at a brisk pace; after glancing angrily round to see that his servant followed. Honest John set spurs to his horse and rode after his master, but not before he had again warned Barnaby to retreat, with many significant gestures, which indeed he continued to make, and Barnaby to resist, until the windings of the road concealed them from each other’s view.

Lord George, with a spark in his eye and a flush on his cheek, took off his hat and waved it above his head, cheerfully saying goodbye! He then rode off at a quick pace, glancing back angrily to make sure his servant was following. Honest John kicked his horse into gear and rode after his master, but not before he warned Barnaby to leave, using many noticeable gestures, which he kept doing, while Barnaby stood his ground, until the twists in the road hid them from each other’s sight.

Left to himself again with a still higher sense of the importance of his post, and stimulated to enthusiasm by the special notice and encouragement of his leader, Barnaby walked to and fro in a delicious trance rather than as a waking man. The sunshine which prevailed around was in his mind. He had but one desire ungratified. If she could only see him now!

Left to himself again with an even stronger sense of the importance of his role, and inspired by the special attention and encouragement from his leader, Barnaby paced back and forth in a blissful trance instead of behaving like a regular person. The sunshine around him filled his thoughts. He had only one unfulfilled desire. If she could just see him now!

The day wore on; its heat was gently giving place to the cool of evening; a light wind sprung up, fanning his long hair, and making the banner rustle pleasantly above his head. There was a freedom and freshness in the sound and in the time, which chimed exactly with his mood. He was happier than ever.

The day went on; its heat was slowly giving way to the coolness of evening. A light breeze picked up, blowing through his long hair and making the banner softly flutter above him. There was a sense of freedom and freshness in the air that matched his mood perfectly. He was happier than ever.

He was leaning on his staff looking towards the declining sun, and reflecting with a smile that he stood sentinel at that moment over buried gold, when two or three figures appeared in the distance, making towards the house at a rapid pace, and motioning with their hands as though they urged its inmates to retreat from some approaching danger. As they drew nearer, they became more earnest in their gestures; and they were no sooner within hearing, than the foremost among them cried that the soldiers were coming up.

He was leaning on his staff, looking at the setting sun, and smiling as he realized he was keeping watch over hidden treasure, when two or three figures appeared in the distance, hurrying toward the house and waving their hands as if they were urging the people inside to get away from some impending danger. As they got closer, their gestures became more frantic; and as soon as they were close enough to be heard, the leader shouted that the soldiers were approaching.

At these words, Barnaby furled his flag, and tied it round the pole. His heart beat high while he did so, but he had no more fear or thought of retreating than the pole itself. The friendly stragglers hurried past him, after giving him notice of his danger, and quickly passed into the house, where the utmost confusion immediately prevailed. As those within hastily closed the windows and the doors, they urged him by looks and signs to fly without loss of time, and called to him many times to do so; but he only shook his head indignantly in answer, and stood the firmer on his post. Finding that he was not to be persuaded, they took care of themselves; and leaving the place with only one old woman in it, speedily withdrew.

At these words, Barnaby rolled up his flag and tied it around the pole. His heart raced as he did this, but he had no more fear or thought of backing down than the pole itself. The friendly stragglers hurried past him after warning him of the danger and quickly entered the house, where chaos immediately broke out. As those inside hastily shut the windows and doors, they urged him with looks and gestures to leave without delay and called out to him several times to do so; but he only shook his head in frustration and stood firm at his post. Seeing that they couldn't convince him, they took care of themselves and left the place with only one old woman remaining before quickly departing.

As yet there had been no symptom of the news having any better foundation than in the fears of those who brought it, but The Boot had not been deserted five minutes, when there appeared, coming across the fields, a body of men who, it was easy to see, by the glitter of their arms and ornaments in the sun, and by their orderly and regular mode of advancing—for they came on as one man—were soldiers. In a very little time, Barnaby knew that they were a strong detachment of the Foot Guards, having along with them two gentlemen in private clothes, and a small party of Horse; the latter brought up the rear, and were not in number more than six or eight.

So far, there hadn’t been any sign that the news had any better basis than the fears of those who shared it, but The Boot hadn’t been empty for five minutes when a group of men appeared, coming across the fields. It was obvious from the shine of their weapons and the way they glinted in the sun, as well as their organized and uniform approach—moving as one—that they were soldiers. Before long, Barnaby realized that they were a strong detachment of the Foot Guards, accompanied by two gentlemen in civilian clothes and a small group of Horse soldiers; the latter brought up the rear and numbered no more than six or eight.

They advanced steadily; neither quickening their pace as they came nearer, nor raising any cry, nor showing the least emotion or anxiety. Though this was a matter of course in the case of regular troops, even to Barnaby, there was something particularly impressive and disconcerting in it to one accustomed to the noise and tumult of an undisciplined mob. For all that, he stood his ground not a whit the less resolutely, and looked on undismayed.

They moved forward steadily, neither speeding up as they got closer, nor shouting, nor showing any signs of excitement or worry. While this was typical behavior for well-trained troops, to Barnaby, there was something especially striking and unsettling about it compared to the noise and chaos of an unruly crowd. Still, he stood his ground just as firmly and watched without fear.

Presently, they marched into the yard, and halted. The commanding-officer despatched a messenger to the horsemen, one of whom came riding back. Some words passed between them, and they glanced at Barnaby; who well remembered the man he had unhorsed at Westminster, and saw him now before his eyes. The man being speedily dismissed, saluted, and rode back to his comrades, who were drawn up apart at a short distance.

Right now, they marched into the yard and stopped. The commanding officer sent a messenger to the horsemen, and one of them rode back. They exchanged a few words and looked at Barnaby, who recognized the man he had unhorsed at Westminster and saw him there in front of him. The man was quickly dismissed, saluted, and rode back to his fellow horsemen, who were lined up a short distance away.

The officer then gave the word to prime and load. The heavy ringing of the musket-stocks upon the ground, and the sharp and rapid rattling of the ramrods in their barrels, were a kind of relief to Barnaby, deadly though he knew the purport of such sounds to be. When this was done, other commands were given, and the soldiers instantaneously formed in single file all round the house and stables; completely encircling them in every part, at a distance, perhaps, of some half-dozen yards; at least that seemed in Barnaby’s eyes to be about the space left between himself and those who confronted him. The horsemen remained drawn up by themselves as before.

The officer then signaled to prime and load. The loud clanging of the musket stocks hitting the ground and the quick, sharp rattling of the ramrods in their barrels provided Barnaby with a strange sense of relief, even though he understood how deadly those sounds were. Once this was done, more commands were issued, and the soldiers quickly formed a single file all around the house and stables, completely surrounding them from every angle, about six yards away; at least that seemed to be the distance to Barnaby from those facing him. The horsemen stayed lined up on their own as they had before.

The two gentlemen in private clothes who had kept aloof, now rode forward, one on either side the officer. The proclamation having been produced and read by one of them, the officer called on Barnaby to surrender.

The two men in casual clothes who had been standing back now rode up, one on each side of the officer. After one of them showed and read the proclamation, the officer urged Barnaby to give himself up.

He made no answer, but stepping within the door, before which he had kept guard, held his pole crosswise to protect it. In the midst of a profound silence, he was again called upon to yield.

He didn't respond, but stepped inside the door, which he had been guarding, and held his pole across to block it. In the deep silence, he was called on again to give way.

Still he offered no reply. Indeed he had enough to do, to run his eye backward and forward along the half-dozen men who immediately fronted him, and settle hurriedly within himself at which of them he would strike first, when they pressed on him. He caught the eye of one in the centre, and resolved to hew that fellow down, though he died for it.

Still, he didn't respond. In fact, he was too busy scanning the half-dozen men directly in front of him and quickly deciding which one he would attack first when they moved toward him. He locked eyes with one in the center and made up his mind to take that guy down, even if it cost him his life.

Again there was a dead silence, and again the same voice called upon him to deliver himself up.

Again there was complete silence, and once more the same voice urged him to surrender.

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Next moment he was back in the stable, dealing blows about him like a madman. Two of the men lay stretched at his feet: the one he had marked, dropped first—he had a thought for that, even in the hot blood and hurry of the struggle. Another blow—another! Down, mastered, wounded in the breast by a heavy blow from the butt-end of a gun (he saw the weapon in the act of falling)—breathless—and a prisoner.

Next moment, he was back in the stable, swinging his fists like a madman. Two of the men were sprawled at his feet: the one he had targeted dropped first—he even thought about that, despite the adrenaline and urgency of the fight. Another punch—another! Down, overpowered, injured in the chest by a hard strike from the butt of a gun (he saw the weapon falling)—gasping for air—and a prisoner.

An exclamation of surprise from the officer recalled him, in some degree, to himself. He looked round. Grip, after working in secret all the afternoon, and with redoubled vigour while everybody’s attention was distracted, had plucked away the straw from Hugh’s bed, and turned up the loose ground with his iron bill. The hole had been recklessly filled to the brim, and was merely sprinkled with earth. Golden cups, spoons, candlesticks, coined guineas—all the riches were revealed.

An officer's shout of surprise brought him back to reality somewhat. He looked around. Grip, after secretly working all afternoon and then doubling his efforts while everyone was distracted, had pulled the straw from Hugh’s bed and dug up the loose soil with his beak. The hole had been carelessly filled to the top and just lightly covered with dirt. Golden cups, spoons, candlesticks, and guineas—all the treasures were laid bare.

They brought spades and a sack; dug up everything that was hidden there; and carried away more than two men could lift. They handcuffed him and bound his arms, searched him, and took away all he had. Nobody questioned or reproached him, or seemed to have much curiosity about him. The two men he had stunned, were carried off by their companions in the same business-like way in which everything else was done. Finally, he was left under a guard of four soldiers with fixed bayonets, while the officer directed in person the search of the house and the other buildings connected with it.

They brought shovels and a bag, dug up everything that was hidden there, and carried away more than two men could lift. They handcuffed him and tied his arms, searched him, and took everything he had. Nobody questioned or blamed him, or seemed very curious about him. The two men he had knocked out were taken away by their colleagues in the same efficient way everything else was handled. Finally, he was left under the watch of four soldiers with fixed bayonets, while the officer personally supervised the search of the house and the other buildings associated with it.

This was soon completed. The soldiers formed again in the yard; he was marched out, with his guard about him; and ordered to fall in, where a space was left. The others closed up all round, and so they moved away, with the prisoner in the centre.

This was quickly done. The soldiers gathered again in the yard; he was led out, surrounded by his guards, and told to take position where there was an opening. The others closed in all around, and they set off, with the prisoner in the middle.

When they came into the streets, he felt he was a sight; and looking up as they passed quickly along, could see people running to the windows a little too late, and throwing up the sashes to look after him. Sometimes he met a staring face beyond the heads about him, or under the arms of his conductors, or peering down upon him from a waggon-top or coach-box; but this was all he saw, being surrounded by so many men. The very noises of the streets seemed muffled and subdued; and the air came stale and hot upon him, like the sickly breath of an oven.

When they hit the streets, he felt like a spectacle; and looking up as they hurried by, he noticed people rushing to their windows just a bit too late, throwing up the sashes to catch a glimpse of him. Occasionally, he encountered a wide-eyed face peering out from behind the people around him, or above the arms of his escorts, or looking down at him from the top of a wagon or coach; but this was all he could see, being surrounded by so many men. The sounds of the streets felt muted and dampened; and the air hit him stale and hot, like the sickly breath of an oven.

Tramp, tramp. Tramp, tramp. Heads erect, shoulders square, every man stepping in exact time—all so orderly and regular—nobody looking at him—nobody seeming conscious of his presence,—he could hardly believe he was a Prisoner. But at the word, though only thought, not spoken, he felt the handcuffs galling his wrists, the cord pressing his arms to his sides: the loaded guns levelled at his head; and those cold, bright, sharp, shining points turned towards him: the mere looking down at which, now that he was bound and helpless, made the warm current of his life run cold.

Tramp, tramp. Tramp, tramp. With heads held high and shoulders back, every man moved in perfect sync—all so orderly and disciplined—nobody looking at him—nobody seeming aware of his presence—he could hardly believe he was a Prisoner. But with that thought, unspoken yet clear, he felt the handcuffs digging into his wrists, the cord pressing his arms to his sides; the loaded guns aimed at his head; and those cold, bright, sharp, shining points directed at him: just looking down at them, now that he was bound and powerless, made the warm flow of his life turn icy.





Chapter 58

They were not long in reaching the barracks, for the officer who commanded the party was desirous to avoid rousing the people by the display of military force in the streets, and was humanely anxious to give as little opportunity as possible for any attempt at rescue; knowing that it must lead to bloodshed and loss of life, and that if the civil authorities by whom he was accompanied, empowered him to order his men to fire, many innocent persons would probably fall, whom curiosity or idleness had attracted to the spot. He therefore led the party briskly on, avoiding with a merciful prudence the more public and crowded thoroughfares, and pursuing those which he deemed least likely to be infested by disorderly persons. This wise proceeding not only enabled them to gain their quarters without any interruption, but completely baffled a body of rioters who had assembled in one of the main streets, through which it was considered certain they would pass, and who remained gathered together for the purpose of releasing the prisoner from their hands, long after they had deposited him in a place of security, closed the barrack-gates, and set a double guard at every entrance for its better protection.

They didn't take long to reach the barracks because the officer in charge wanted to avoid alarming the public with a show of military force in the streets. He was also genuinely concerned about reducing the chances of any rescue attempt, knowing it would likely result in violence and loss of life. He realized that if the civil authorities he was with allowed him to give the order for his men to shoot, many innocent people gathered out of curiosity or idleness could be harmed. So, he quickly led the group along less busy and crowded streets, carefully steering clear of areas likely to be filled with troublemakers. This smart approach not only helped them get to their destination without any disruption but also completely confused a group of rioters who had gathered on one of the main streets, expecting them to pass through. The rioters stayed put, hoping to free the prisoner, long after he had been safely secured, the barrack gates had been closed, and a double guard had been placed at every entrance for better protection.

Arrived at this place, poor Barnaby was marched into a stone-floored room, where there was a very powerful smell of tobacco, a strong thorough draught of air, and a great wooden bedstead, large enough for a score of men. Several soldiers in undress were lounging about, or eating from tin cans; military accoutrements dangled on rows of pegs along the whitewashed wall; and some half-dozen men lay fast asleep upon their backs, snoring in concert. After remaining here just long enough to note these things, he was marched out again, and conveyed across the parade-ground to another portion of the building.

When Barnaby arrived at this place, he was taken into a room with a stone floor, where there was a strong smell of tobacco, a fresh draft of air, and a large wooden bedframe that could fit a dozen men. Several soldiers in casual dress were lounging around or eating from tin cans; military gear hung on rows of pegs along the whitewashed wall; and about half a dozen men were fast asleep on their backs, snoring in unison. After staying here just long enough to take all this in, he was taken out again and led across the parade ground to another part of the building.

Perhaps a man never sees so much at a glance as when he is in a situation of extremity. The chances are a hundred to one, that if Barnaby had lounged in at the gate to look about him, he would have lounged out again with a very imperfect idea of the place, and would have remembered very little about it. But as he was taken handcuffed across the gravelled area, nothing escaped his notice. The dry, arid look of the dusty square, and of the bare brick building; the clothes hanging at some of the windows; and the men in their shirt-sleeves and braces, lolling with half their bodies out of the others; the green sun-blinds at the officers’ quarters, and the little scanty trees in front; the drummer-boys practising in a distant courtyard; the men at drill on the parade; the two soldiers carrying a basket between them, who winked to each other as he went by, and slily pointed to their throats; the spruce serjeant who hurried past with a cane in his hand, and under his arm a clasped book with a vellum cover; the fellows in the ground-floor rooms, furbishing and brushing up their different articles of dress, who stopped to look at him, and whose voices as they spoke together echoed loudly through the empty galleries and passages;—everything, down to the stand of muskets before the guard-house, and the drum with a pipe-clayed belt attached, in one corner, impressed itself upon his observation, as though he had noticed them in the same place a hundred times, or had been a whole day among them, in place of one brief hurried minute.

Maybe a person never notices as much at once as when they're in an extreme situation. Chances are, if Barnaby had casually walked in through the gate to check things out, he would have walked out again with a pretty vague idea of the place and would have remembered very little about it. But being led handcuffed across the gravel area, nothing slipped by his attention. The dry, dusty look of the barren square and the plain brick building; the clothes hanging in some of the windows; the men in their shirt sleeves and suspenders, lounging with half their bodies hanging out; the green sunshades at the officers’ quarters and the sparse little trees out front; the drummer boys practicing in a distant courtyard; the soldiers drilling on the parade ground; the two soldiers carrying a basket between them, who winked at each other as he walked by and slyly pointed to their throats; the sharp sergeant who hurried past with a cane in one hand and a clasped book with a vellum cover under his arm; the guys in the ground-floor rooms polishing and grooming their uniforms, who stopped to watch him, and whose voices echoed loudly through the empty halls and corridors;—everything, down to the rack of muskets in front of the guardhouse and the drum with a polished belt attached in one corner, registered in his mind as if he had seen them all in the same spot a hundred times before or had spent a whole day among them instead of just one quick, hurried minute.

He was taken into a small paved back yard, and there they opened a great door, plated with iron, and pierced some five feet above the ground with a few holes to let in air and light. Into this dungeon he was walked straightway; and having locked him up there, and placed a sentry over him, they left him to his meditations.

He was led into a small paved backyard, where they opened a large iron-plated door, with a few holes about five feet off the ground to let in air and light. He was taken directly into this dungeon; after locking him up and setting a guard over him, they left him to reflect.

The cell, or black hole, for it had those words painted on the door, was very dark, and having recently accommodated a drunken deserter, by no means clean. Barnaby felt his way to some straw at the farther end, and looking towards the door, tried to accustom himself to the gloom, which, coming from the bright sunshine out of doors, was not an easy task.

The cell, or black hole, since those words were painted on the door, was very dark and, having recently housed a drunk deserter, far from clean. Barnaby carefully made his way to some straw at the far end and, looking towards the door, tried to adjust to the darkness, which was not easy after being out in the bright sunshine.

There was a kind of portico or colonnade outside, and this obstructed even the little light that at the best could have found its way through the small apertures in the door. The footsteps of the sentinel echoed monotonously as he paced its stone pavement to and fro (reminding Barnaby of the watch he had so lately kept himself); and as he passed and repassed the door, he made the cell for an instant so black by the interposition of his body, that his going away again seemed like the appearance of a new ray of light, and was quite a circumstance to look for.

There was a sort of porch or colonnade outside, which blocked even the little light that could have filtered through the small openings in the door. The footsteps of the guard echoed monotonously as he paced back and forth on the stone floor (reminding Barnaby of the watch he had just kept himself); and as he went past the door, he made the cell incredibly dark for a moment by blocking the light with his body, so that when he left again, it felt like a new ray of light had appeared, which was quite something to notice.

When the prisoner had sat sometime upon the ground, gazing at the chinks, and listening to the advancing and receding footsteps of his guard, the man stood still upon his post. Barnaby, quite unable to think, or to speculate on what would be done with him, had been lulled into a kind of doze by his regular pace; but his stopping roused him; and then he became aware that two men were in conversation under the colonnade, and very near the door of his cell.

When the prisoner had been sitting on the ground for a while, staring at the cracks and listening to the footsteps of his guard come and go, the man stood still at his post. Barnaby, unable to think or wonder about what would happen to him, had been lulled into a sort of daze by the steady movement; but when the guard stopped, it jolted him awake, and he realized that two men were talking under the colonnade, very close to the door of his cell.

How long they had been talking there, he could not tell, for he had fallen into an unconsciousness of his real position, and when the footsteps ceased, was answering aloud some question which seemed to have been put to him by Hugh in the stable, though of the fancied purport, either of question or reply, notwithstanding that he awoke with the latter on his lips, he had no recollection whatever. The first words that reached his ears, were these:

How long they had been talking there, he couldn’t say, because he had drifted into a kind of trance regarding his real situation. When the footsteps stopped, he found himself replying out loud to a question that Hugh had asked him in the stable. Even though he responded as if he understood the question or the answer, he had no memory of either when he woke up with the answer on his lips. The first words he heard were these:

‘Why is he brought here then, if he has to be taken away again so soon?’

‘Why is he brought here then, if he has to be taken away again so soon?’

‘Why where would you have him go! Damme, he’s not as safe anywhere as among the king’s troops, is he? What WOULD you do with him? Would you hand him over to a pack of cowardly civilians, that shake in their shoes till they wear the soles out, with trembling at the threats of the ragamuffins he belongs to?’

‘Where do you expect him to go? Honestly, he’s not safer anywhere than with the king’s troops, right? What do you plan to do with him? Are you going to turn him over to a bunch of scared civilians who are so afraid they wear out their shoes just from trembling at the threats of the thugs he’s connected to?’

‘That’s true enough.’

"That's true."

‘True enough!—I’ll tell you what. I wish, Tom Green, that I was a commissioned instead of a non-commissioned officer, and that I had the command of two companies—only two companies—of my own regiment. Call me out to stop these riots—give me the needful authority, and half-a-dozen rounds of ball cartridge—’

‘That's true! I’ll tell you something. I wish, Tom Green, that I was a commissioned officer instead of a non-commissioned one, and that I had command of just two companies of my own regiment. Call me out to put a stop to these riots—give me the necessary authority and half a dozen rounds of ammunition—’

‘Ay!’ said the other voice. ‘That’s all very well, but they won’t give the needful authority. If the magistrate won’t give the word, what’s the officer to do?’

‘Hey!’ said the other voice. ‘That’s all fine, but they won’t provide the necessary authorization. If the magistrate won’t give the word, what’s the officer supposed to do?’

Not very well knowing, as it seemed, how to overcome this difficulty, the other man contented himself with damning the magistrates.

Not really knowing how to deal with this problem, the other man settled for criticizing the officials.

‘With all my heart,’ said his friend.

‘With all my heart,’ said his friend.

‘Where’s the use of a magistrate?’ returned the other voice. ‘What’s a magistrate in this case, but an impertinent, unnecessary, unconstitutional sort of interference? Here’s a proclamation. Here’s a man referred to in that proclamation. Here’s proof against him, and a witness on the spot. Damme! Take him out and shoot him, sir. Who wants a magistrate?’

‘What’s the point of having a magistrate?’ replied the other voice. ‘What is a magistrate in this situation, but an annoying, unnecessary, unconstitutional interference? Here’s a proclamation. Here’s a man mentioned in that proclamation. Here’s evidence against him, and a witness right here. Damn it! Take him out and shoot him, sir. Who needs a magistrate?’

‘When does he go before Sir John Fielding?’ asked the man who had spoken first.

‘When is he going to see Sir John Fielding?’ asked the man who spoke first.

‘To-night at eight o’clock,’ returned the other. ‘Mark what follows. The magistrate commits him to Newgate. Our people take him to Newgate. The rioters pelt our people. Our people retire before the rioters. Stones are thrown, insults are offered, not a shot’s fired. Why? Because of the magistrates. Damn the magistrates!’

‘Tonight at eight o’clock,’ replied the other. ‘Pay attention to what happens next. The magistrate sends him to Newgate. Our people take him to Newgate. The rioters attack our people. Our people pull back from the rioters. They throw stones, hurl insults, but not a single shot is fired. Why? Because of the magistrates. Damn the magistrates!’

When he had in some degree relieved his mind by cursing the magistrates in various other forms of speech, the man was silent, save for a low growling, still having reference to those authorities, which from time to time escaped him.

When he had somewhat eased his mind by swearing at the authorities in different ways, the man fell silent, except for occasional low growls that still referred to those officials, slipping out from time to time.

Barnaby, who had wit enough to know that this conversation concerned, and very nearly concerned, himself, remained perfectly quiet until they ceased to speak, when he groped his way to the door, and peeping through the air-holes, tried to make out what kind of men they were, to whom he had been listening.

Barnaby, who was smart enough to realize that this conversation was about him, remained completely silent until they finished talking. Then he carefully made his way to the door and, looking through the air-holes, tried to figure out what kind of men he had been listening to.

The one who condemned the civil power in such strong terms, was a serjeant—engaged just then, as the streaming ribands in his cap announced, on the recruiting service. He stood leaning sideways against a pillar nearly opposite the door, and as he growled to himself, drew figures on the pavement with his cane. The other man had his back towards the dungeon, and Barnaby could only see his form. To judge from that, he was a gallant, manly, handsome fellow, but he had lost his left arm. It had been taken off between the elbow and the shoulder, and his empty coat-sleeve hung across his breast.

The person who criticized the civil authority so harshly was a sergeant—currently involved, as the colorful ribbons in his cap indicated, in recruiting. He leaned sideways against a pillar almost directly across from the door and grumbled to himself while drawing shapes on the pavement with his cane. The other man had his back to the dungeon, so Barnaby could only see his silhouette. From that, he looked like a brave, strong, attractive guy, but he had lost his left arm. It had been amputated between the elbow and the shoulder, leaving his empty coat sleeve hanging across his chest.

It was probably this circumstance which gave him an interest beyond any that his companion could boast of, and attracted Barnaby’s attention. There was something soldierly in his bearing, and he wore a jaunty cap and jacket. Perhaps he had been in the service at one time or other. If he had, it could not have been very long ago, for he was but a young fellow now.

It was likely this situation that made him more intriguing than his companion and caught Barnaby’s eye. There was something military about how he carried himself, and he donned a stylish cap and jacket. He might have served in the armed forces at some point. If he did, it couldn't have been too long ago, since he was still quite young.

‘Well, well,’ he said thoughtfully; ‘let the fault be where it may, it makes a man sorrowful to come back to old England, and see her in this condition.’

‘Well, well,’ he said thoughtfully; ‘whatever the cause, it’s sad to return to England and see her in this state.’

‘I suppose the pigs will join ‘em next,’ said the serjeant, with an imprecation on the rioters, ‘now that the birds have set ‘em the example.’

“I guess the pigs will team up with them next,” said the sergeant, cursing the rioters, “now that the birds have shown them how.”

‘The birds!’ repeated Tom Green.

"The birds!" Tom Green repeated.

‘Ah—birds,’ said the serjeant testily; ‘that’s English, an’t it?’

‘Ah—birds,’ said the sergeant irritably; ‘that’s English, isn’t it?’

‘I don’t know what you mean.’

‘I don’t know what you mean.’

‘Go to the guard-house, and see. You’ll find a bird there, that’s got their cry as pat as any of ‘em, and bawls “No Popery,” like a man—or like a devil, as he says he is. I shouldn’t wonder. The devil’s loose in London somewhere. Damme if I wouldn’t twist his neck round, on the chance, if I had MY way.’

‘Go to the guardhouse and check it out. You'll find a bird there that can mimic their cry perfectly and shouts "No Popery," like a man—or like a devil, as he claims to be. I wouldn’t be surprised. The devil's definitely loose in London somewhere. I swear I’d twist his neck around, just on the chance, if it were up to me.’

The young man had taken two or three steps away, as if to go and see this creature, when he was arrested by the voice of Barnaby.

The young man had taken two or three steps away, as if to go and see this creature, when he was stopped by Barnaby's voice.

‘It’s mine,’ he called out, half laughing and half weeping—‘my pet, my friend Grip. Ha ha ha! Don’t hurt him, he has done no harm. I taught him; it’s my fault. Let me have him, if you please. He’s the only friend I have left now. He’ll not dance, or talk, or whistle for you, I know; but he will for me, because he knows me and loves me—though you wouldn’t think it—very well. You wouldn’t hurt a bird, I’m sure. You’re a brave soldier, sir, and wouldn’t harm a woman or a child—no, no, nor a poor bird, I’m certain.’

"It's mine," he shouted, half laughing and half crying—"my pet, my friend Grip. Ha ha ha! Don’t hurt him; he hasn’t done anything wrong. I taught him; it’s my fault. Please let me have him back. He’s the only friend I have left now. He won’t dance, talk, or whistle for you, I know; but he will for me because he knows me and loves me—even if you wouldn’t think so—very much. You wouldn’t hurt a bird, I’m sure. You’re a brave soldier, sir, and wouldn’t harm a woman or a child—no, no, nor a poor bird, I’m certain."

This latter adjuration was addressed to the serjeant, whom Barnaby judged from his red coat to be high in office, and able to seal Grip’s destiny by a word. But that gentleman, in reply, surlily damned him for a thief and rebel as he was, and with many disinterested imprecations on his own eyes, liver, blood, and body, assured him that if it rested with him to decide, he would put a final stopper on the bird, and his master too.

This last plea was directed at the sergeant, who Barnaby figured from his red coat was a high-ranking officer and could determine Grip's fate with a single word. But the sergeant, in response, gruffly insulted him as a thief and a rebel, and with plenty of self-serving curses on his own eyes, liver, blood, and body, assured Barnaby that if it was up to him to decide, he would put an end to the bird—and to his master as well.

‘You talk boldly to a caged man,’ said Barnaby, in anger. ‘If I was on the other side of the door and there were none to part us, you’d change your note—ay, you may toss your head—you would! Kill the bird—do. Kill anything you can, and so revenge yourself on those who with their bare hands untied could do as much to you!’

‘You speak confidently to someone who's trapped,’ Barnaby said, angrily. ‘If I were on the other side of the door and nothing stood between us, you’d change your tone—oh yes, you would! Go ahead and kill the bird—do it. Kill whatever you can, and take your revenge on those who, with their bare hands, could do just as much to you!’

Having vented his defiance, he flung himself into the furthest corner of his prison, and muttering, ‘Good bye, Grip—good bye, dear old Grip!’ shed tears for the first time since he had been taken captive; and hid his face in the straw.

Having expressed his defiance, he threw himself into the farthest corner of his cell, and muttering, ‘Goodbye, Grip—goodbye, my dear old Grip!’ shed tears for the first time since he had been captured; and buried his face in the straw.

He had had some fancy at first, that the one-armed man would help him, or would give him a kind word in answer. He hardly knew why, but he hoped and thought so. The young fellow had stopped when he called out, and checking himself in the very act of turning round, stood listening to every word he said. Perhaps he built his feeble trust on this; perhaps on his being young, and having a frank and honest manner. However that might be, he built on sand. The other went away directly he had finished speaking, and neither answered him, nor returned. No matter. They were all against him here: he might have known as much. Good bye, old Grip, good bye!

He had some hope at first that the one-armed man would help him or at least say a kind word in response. He wasn’t sure why, but he felt hopeful. The young man stopped when he called out and, halting himself just as he was about to turn around, listened to every word he said. Maybe he based his fragile trust on that, or maybe it was because the guy was young and had a straightforward, honest way about him. Whatever the reason, he was building on shaky ground. The other guy walked away as soon as he finished speaking, neither responding nor coming back. It didn’t matter. They were all against him here; he should have known that. Goodbye, old Grip, goodbye!

After some time, they came and unlocked the door, and called to him to come out. He rose directly, and complied, for he would not have THEM think he was subdued or frightened. He walked out like a man, and looked from face to face.

After a while, they came and unlocked the door, calling for him to come out. He stood up right away and complied, because he didn't want THEM to think he was beaten or scared. He walked out confidently and looked from one person to another.

None of them returned his gaze or seemed to notice it. They marched him back to the parade by the way they had brought him, and there they halted, among a body of soldiers, at least twice as numerous as that which had taken him prisoner in the afternoon. The officer he had seen before, bade him in a few brief words take notice that if he attempted to escape, no matter how favourable a chance he might suppose he had, certain of the men had orders to fire upon him, that moment. They then closed round him as before, and marched him off again.

None of them looked him in the eye or seemed to notice him. They led him back to the parade in the same way they had brought him there, and once they arrived, they stopped among a group of soldiers, at least twice as many as those who had captured him that afternoon. The officer he had seen earlier briefly warned him to understand that if he tried to escape, no matter how good the opportunity might seem, some of the men had orders to shoot him on the spot. They then surrounded him like before and marched him away again.

In the same unbroken order they arrived at Bow Street, followed and beset on all sides by a crowd which was continually increasing. Here he was placed before a blind gentleman, and asked if he wished to say anything. Not he. What had he got to tell them? After a very little talking, which he was careless of and quite indifferent to, they told him he was to go to Newgate, and took him away.

In the same steady line, they arrived at Bow Street, surrounded by an ever-growing crowd. Here, he was brought before a blind man and asked if he wanted to say anything. He didn’t. What did he have to tell them? After a brief conversation, which he didn’t care about and found completely unperturbed, they informed him that he was going to Newgate and took him away.

He went out into the street, so surrounded and hemmed in on every side by soldiers, that he could see nothing; but he knew there was a great crowd of people, by the murmur; and that they were not friendly to the soldiers, was soon rendered evident by their yells and hisses. How often and how eagerly he listened for the voice of Hugh! There was not a voice he knew among them all. Was Hugh a prisoner too? Was there no hope!

He stepped out into the street, completely surrounded and boxed in by soldiers, making it hard to see anything; but he could tell there was a huge crowd by the murmurs. It quickly became clear that they weren't on the soldiers' side, evident from their shouts and jeers. How many times did he listen intently for Hugh's voice! There wasn't a single familiar voice among the crowd. Was Hugh a prisoner as well? Was there any hope left!

As they came nearer and nearer to the prison, the hootings of the people grew more violent; stones were thrown; and every now and then, a rush was made against the soldiers, which they staggered under. One of them, close before him, smarting under a blow upon the temple, levelled his musket, but the officer struck it upwards with his sword, and ordered him on peril of his life to desist. This was the last thing he saw with any distinctness, for directly afterwards he was tossed about, and beaten to and fro, as though in a tempestuous sea. But go where he would, there were the same guards about him. Twice or thrice he was thrown down, and so were they; but even then, he could not elude their vigilance for a moment. They were up again, and had closed about him, before he, with his wrists so tightly bound, could scramble to his feet. Fenced in, thus, he felt himself hoisted to the top of a low flight of steps, and then for a moment he caught a glimpse of the fighting in the crowd, and of a few red coats sprinkled together, here and there, struggling to rejoin their fellows. Next moment, everything was dark and gloomy, and he was standing in the prison lobby; the centre of a group of men.

As they got closer to the prison, the crowd's shouts grew louder and more aggressive; stones were thrown, and every so often, there was a charge at the soldiers, who struggled to hold their ground. One soldier, right in front of him, recoiling from a hit to the head, aimed his gun, but the officer deflected it with his sword and ordered him, under threat of his life, to stop. That was the last thing he saw clearly before he was pushed around and battered like he was in a raging sea. No matter where he went, the same guards were always around him. He was knocked down a couple of times, and so were they; even then, he couldn’t shake off their watch for a second. They were quickly back on their feet and surrounded him again before he could manage to stand up with his wrists tightly bound. Trapped like this, he felt himself lifted to the top of a short flight of stairs, and for a brief moment, he saw the chaos in the crowd and a few red-coated soldiers scattered about, trying to regroup. The next moment, everything went dark and gloomy, and he found himself in the prison lobby, at the center of a group of men.

A smith was speedily in attendance, who riveted upon him a set of heavy irons. Stumbling on as well as he could, beneath the unusual burden of these fetters, he was conducted to a strong stone cell, where, fastening the door with locks, and bolts, and chains, they left him, well secured; having first, unseen by him, thrust in Grip, who, with his head drooping and his deep black plumes rough and rumpled, appeared to comprehend and to partake, his master’s fallen fortunes.

A blacksmith quickly showed up and fastened a set of heavy shackles on him. Struggling as best he could under the weight of the chains, he was taken to a solid stone cell, where they locked, bolted, and chained the door behind him, leaving him well restrained. Before doing so, they had secretly shoved in Grip, who, with his head hanging low and his dark feathers messy and tousled, seemed to understand and share in his master's misfortunes.





Chapter 59

It is necessary at this juncture to return to Hugh, who, having, as we have seen, called to the rioters to disperse from about the Warren, and meet again as usual, glided back into the darkness from which he had emerged, and reappeared no more that night.

It’s important now to go back to Hugh, who, as we've noted, called out to the rioters to break up around the Warren and gather again as they usually did. He then slipped back into the darkness he came from and didn’t show up again that night.

He paused in the copse which sheltered him from the observation of his mad companions, and waited to ascertain whether they drew off at his bidding, or still lingered and called to him to join them. Some few, he saw, were indisposed to go away without him, and made towards the spot where he stood concealed as though they were about to follow in his footsteps, and urge him to come back; but these men, being in their turn called to by their friends, and in truth not greatly caring to venture into the dark parts of the grounds, where they might be easily surprised and taken, if any of the neighbours or retainers of the family were watching them from among the trees, soon abandoned the idea, and hastily assembling such men as they found of their mind at the moment, straggled off.

He paused in the thicket that kept him hidden from his crazy friends and waited to see if they would leave as he had asked or if they would stick around and call him to join them. He noticed that a few of them weren’t keen to leave without him and were heading toward the spot where he was hidden, as if they were about to follow him and try to convince him to come back. However, these guys were soon called back by their friends and, honestly, they weren't that eager to venture into the darker areas of the grounds where they could be easily surprised and caught if any of the neighbors or family servants were watching from the trees. They quickly dropped the idea and gathered together anyone else who felt like going, then wandered off.

When he was satisfied that the great mass of the insurgents were imitating this example, and that the ground was rapidly clearing, he plunged into the thickest portion of the little wood; and, crashing the branches as he went, made straight towards a distant light: guided by that, and by the sullen glow of the fire behind him.

When he was sure that most of the insurgents were following his lead and that the area was quickly clearing, he dove into the densest part of the small woods; breaking through the branches, he headed directly toward a distant light, guided by that and the dim glow of the fire behind him.

As he drew nearer and nearer to the twinkling beacon towards which he bent his course, the red glare of a few torches began to reveal itself, and the voices of men speaking together in a subdued tone broke the silence which, save for a distant shouting now and then, already prevailed. At length he cleared the wood, and, springing across a ditch, stood in a dark lane, where a small body of ill-looking vagabonds, whom he had left there some twenty minutes before, waited his coming with impatience.

As he got closer to the twinkling light he was heading towards, the red glow of a few torches started to show, and the sound of men talking quietly shattered the silence, which had mostly been broken only by distant shouts now and then. Finally, he emerged from the trees and, jumping over a ditch, landed in a dark alley where a small group of sketchy looking drifters, whom he had left about twenty minutes earlier, awaited him with impatience.

They were gathered round an old post-chaise or chariot, driven by one of themselves, who sat postilion-wise upon the near horse. The blinds were drawn up, and Mr Tappertit and Dennis kept guard at the two windows. The former assumed the command of the party, for he challenged Hugh as he advanced towards them; and when he did so, those who were resting on the ground about the carriage rose to their feet and clustered round him.

They were gathered around an old carriage, driven by one of their own, who sat like a postilion on the near horse. The blinds were pulled up, and Mr. Tappertit and Dennis kept watch at the two windows. The former took charge of the group, as he called out to Hugh as he approached them; and when he did, those who had been resting on the ground by the carriage stood up and gathered around him.

‘Well!’ said Simon, in a low voice; ‘is all right?’

‘Well!’ said Simon, in a low voice; ‘is everything okay?’

‘Right enough,’ replied Hugh, in the same tone. ‘They’re dispersing now—had begun before I came away.’

'That's true,' replied Hugh, in the same tone. 'They're breaking up now—had started before I left.'

‘And is the coast clear?’

'Is the coast clear?'

‘Clear enough before our men, I take it,’ said Hugh. ‘There are not many who, knowing of their work over yonder, will want to meddle with ‘em to-night.—Who’s got some drink here?’

“Pretty clear for our guys, I guess,” said Hugh. “Not many who know what they’re up to over there will want to mess with them tonight.—Who’s got some drinks?”

Everybody had some plunder from the cellar; half-a-dozen flasks and bottles were offered directly. He selected the largest, and putting it to his mouth, sent the wine gurgling down his throat. Having emptied it, he threw it down, and stretched out his hand for another, which he emptied likewise, at a draught. Another was given him, and this he half emptied too. Reserving what remained to finish with, he asked:

Everybody had some loot from the cellar; half a dozen flasks and bottles were offered right away. He picked the biggest one and chugged the wine down his throat. After finishing it, he tossed it aside and reached for another, which he also finished in one go. He was given another, and he drank half of that too. Saving what was left to finish later, he asked:

‘Have you got anything to eat, any of you? I’m as ravenous as a hungry wolf. Which of you was in the larder—come?’

‘Do you guys have any food? I’m starving like a hungry wolf. Who of you was in the pantry—come on?’

‘I was, brother,’ said Dennis, pulling off his hat, and fumbling in the crown. ‘There’s a matter of cold venison pasty somewhere or another here, if that’ll do.’

‘I was, brother,’ said Dennis, taking off his hat and rummaging through it. ‘There’s a bit of cold venison pie in here somewhere, if that works for you.’

‘Do!’ cried Hugh, seating himself on the pathway. ‘Bring it out! Quick! Show a light here, and gather round! Let me sup in state, my lads! Ha ha ha!’

‘Do it!’ exclaimed Hugh, sitting down on the pathway. ‘Bring it out! Hurry up! Show some light here, and gather around! Let me feast in style, my friends! Ha ha ha!’

Entering into his boisterous humour, for they all had drunk deeply, and were as wild as he, they crowded about him, while two of their number who had torches, held them up, one on either side of him, that his banquet might not be despatched in the dark. Mr Dennis, having by this time succeeded in extricating from his hat a great mass of pasty, which had been wedged in so tightly that it was not easily got out, put it before him; and Hugh, having borrowed a notched and jagged knife from one of the company, fell to work upon it vigorously.

Entering into his lively humor, since they had all been drinking heavily and were just as rowdy as he was, they gathered around him. Two of their group, holding torches, raised them up on either side of him so that his feast wouldn't be consumed in the dark. By this time, Mr. Dennis had managed to pull out a large chunk of doughy food from his hat, which had been stuck in there so tightly that it wasn't easy to get out. He placed it in front of him, and Hugh, having borrowed a jagged knife from one of the others, set to work on it energetically.

‘I should recommend you to swallow a little fire every day, about an hour afore dinner, brother,’ said Dennis, after a pause. ‘It seems to agree with you, and to stimulate your appetite.’

“I suggest you take in a little fire every day, about an hour before dinner, brother,” said Dennis, after a pause. “It looks like it works well for you and boosts your appetite.”

Hugh looked at him, and at the blackened faces by which he was surrounded, and, stopping for a moment to flourish his knife above his head, answered with a roar of laughter.

Hugh glanced at him and the soot-covered faces around him, paused for a moment to wave his knife above his head, and replied with a loud laugh.

‘Keep order, there, will you?’ said Simon Tappertit.

“Can you keep it down over there?” said Simon Tappertit.

‘Why, isn’t a man allowed to regale himself, noble captain,’ retorted his lieutenant, parting the men who stood between them, with his knife, that he might see him,—‘to regale himself a little bit after such work as mine? What a hard captain! What a strict captain! What a tyrannical captain! Ha ha ha!’

‘Why, isn’t a man allowed to enjoy himself a little, noble captain,’ replied his lieutenant, pushing aside the men who stood between them with his knife so he could see him, ‘to unwind a bit after such hard work? What a tough captain! What a strict captain! What a tyrant! Ha ha ha!’

‘I wish one of you fellers would hold a bottle to his mouth to keep him quiet,’ said Simon, ‘unless you want the military to be down upon us.’

“I wish one of you guys would hold a bottle to his mouth to keep him quiet,” said Simon, “unless you want the military to come down on us.”

‘And what if they are down upon us!’ retorted Hugh. ‘Who cares? Who’s afraid? Let ‘em come, I say, let ‘em come. The more, the merrier. Give me bold Barnaby at my side, and we two will settle the military, without troubling any of you. Barnaby’s the man for the military. Barnaby’s health!’

‘And what if they come for us!’ Hugh shot back. ‘Who cares? Who’s scared? Let them come, I say, let them come. The more, the merrier. Just give me brave Barnaby by my side, and we’ll handle the military without bothering any of you. Barnaby’s the one for the military. Here’s to Barnaby’s health!’

But as the majority of those present were by no means anxious for a second engagement that night, being already weary and exhausted, they sided with Mr Tappertit, and pressed him to make haste with his supper, for they had already delayed too long. Knowing, even in the height of his frenzy, that they incurred great danger by lingering so near the scene of the late outrages, Hugh made an end of his meal without more remonstrance, and rising, stepped up to Mr Tappertit, and smote him on the back.

But since most of the people there definitely weren’t eager for a second fight that night, as they were already tired and worn out, they supported Mr. Tappertit and urged him to hurry up with his dinner, since they had already delayed too long. Even amidst his anger, Hugh was aware that they were putting themselves in serious danger by staying so close to where the recent violence had happened, so he finished his meal without any further complaints and stood up, walked over to Mr. Tappertit, and hit him on the back.

‘Now then,’ he cried, ‘I’m ready. There are brave birds inside this cage, eh? Delicate birds,—tender, loving, little doves. I caged ‘em—I caged ‘em—one more peep!’

‘Now then,’ he shouted, ‘I’m ready. There are some brave birds in this cage, huh? Delicate birds—tender, loving little doves. I caged them—I caged them—just one more peep!’

He thrust the little man aside as he spoke, and mounting on the steps, which were half let down, pulled down the blind by force, and stared into the chaise like an ogre into his larder.

He pushed the little man aside as he spoke, and stepping onto the partially lowered steps, yanked down the blind forcefully and peered into the carriage like an ogre looking into his pantry.

‘Ha ha ha! and did you scratch, and pinch, and struggle, pretty mistress?’ he cried, as he grasped a little hand that sought in vain to free itself from his grip: ‘you, so bright-eyed, and cherry-lipped, and daintily made? But I love you better for it, mistress. Ay, I do. You should stab me and welcome, so that it pleased you, and you had to cure me afterwards. I love to see you proud and scornful. It makes you handsomer than ever; and who so handsome as you at any time, my pretty one!’

“Ha ha ha! Did you scratch, pinch, and struggle, pretty lady?” he shouted, holding onto a small hand that was trying unsuccessfully to break free from his grip. “You, so bright-eyed, cherry-lipped, and delicately made? But I love you more for it, my lady. Yes, I do. You should stab me and be glad, so that it would please you, and then you could nurse me back to health. I love seeing you proud and scornful. It makes you more beautiful than ever; and who is as beautiful as you at any time, my lovely one!”

‘Come!’ said Mr Tappertit, who had waited during this speech with considerable impatience. ‘There’s enough of that. Come down.’

‘Come on!’ said Mr. Tappertit, who had waited through this speech with growing impatience. ‘That’s enough. Come down.’

The little hand seconded this admonition by thrusting Hugh’s great head away with all its force, and drawing up the blind, amidst his noisy laughter, and vows that he must have another look, for the last glimpse of that sweet face had provoked him past all bearing. However, as the suppressed impatience of the party now broke out into open murmurs, he abandoned this design, and taking his seat upon the bar, contented himself with tapping at the front windows of the carriage, and trying to steal a glance inside; Mr Tappertit, mounting the steps and hanging on by the door, issued his directions to the driver with a commanding voice and attitude; the rest got up behind, or ran by the side of the carriage, as they could; some, in imitation of Hugh, endeavoured to see the face he had praised so highly, and were reminded of their impertinence by hints from the cudgel of Mr Tappertit. Thus they pursued their journey by circuitous and winding roads; preserving, except when they halted to take breath, or to quarrel about the best way of reaching London, pretty good order and tolerable silence.

The little hand echoed this warning by pushing Hugh’s big head away with all its strength, and pulling up the blind, amid his loud laughter and insistence that he needed another look, since the last sight of that sweet face had frustrated him beyond endurance. However, as the group's suppressed impatience erupted into open grumbling, he gave up on this idea and settled down on the bar, keeping himself busy tapping on the front windows of the carriage and trying to sneak a glance inside; Mr. Tappertit, climbing the steps and gripping the door, issued his orders to the driver with an authoritative voice and stance; the others climbed on the back or ran alongside the carriage as best they could; some, mimicking Hugh, tried to see the face he had praised so highly and were reminded of their rudeness by nudges from Mr. Tappertit’s cudgel. Thus, they continued their journey along twisting and winding roads, maintaining, except when they stopped to catch their breath or argued about the best route to London, pretty good order and reasonable silence.

In the mean time, Dolly—beautiful, bewitching, captivating little Dolly—her hair dishevelled, her dress torn, her dark eyelashes wet with tears, her bosom heaving—her face, now pale with fear, now crimsoned with indignation—her whole self a hundred times more beautiful in this heightened aspect than ever she had been before—vainly strove to comfort Emma Haredale, and to impart to her the consolation of which she stood in so much need herself. The soldiers were sure to come; they must be rescued; it would be impossible to convey them through the streets of London when they set the threats of their guards at defiance, and shrieked to the passengers for help. If they did this when they came into the more frequented ways, she was certain—she was quite certain—they must be released. So poor Dolly said, and so poor Dolly tried to think; but the invariable conclusion of all such arguments was, that Dolly burst into tears; cried, as she wrung her hands, what would they do or think, or who would comfort them, at home, at the Golden Key; and sobbed most piteously.

In the meantime, Dolly—beautiful, enchanting, captivating little Dolly—her hair a mess, her dress ripped, her dark eyelashes wet with tears, her chest heaving—her face, now pale with fear, now flushed with anger—her whole being a hundred times more beautiful in this intensified state than she had ever been before—vainly tried to comfort Emma Haredale and give her the support that she desperately needed herself. The soldiers were definitely coming; they had to be rescued; it would be impossible to get them through the streets of London when they defiantly faced their guards and cried out to the bystanders for help. If they did this when they reached the busier streets, she was certain—she was absolutely certain—they would be freed. So poor Dolly said, and so poor Dolly tried to believe; but the inevitable conclusion of all her arguments was that Dolly broke down in tears; cried, as she wrung her hands, what would they do or think, or who would comfort them at home, at the Golden Key; and sobbed most pitifully.

Miss Haredale, whose feelings were usually of a quieter kind than Dolly’s, and not so much upon the surface, was dreadfully alarmed, and indeed had only just recovered from a swoon. She was very pale, and the hand which Dolly held was quite cold; but she bade her, nevertheless, remember that, under Providence, much must depend upon their own discretion; that if they remained quiet and lulled the vigilance of the ruffians into whose hands they had fallen, the chances of their being able to procure assistance when they reached the town, were very much increased; that unless society were quite unhinged, a hot pursuit must be immediately commenced; and that her uncle, she might be sure, would never rest until he had found them out and rescued them. But as she said these latter words, the idea that he had fallen in a general massacre of the Catholics that night—no very wild or improbable supposition after what they had seen and undergone—struck her dumb; and, lost in the horrors they had witnessed, and those they might be yet reserved for, she sat incapable of thought, or speech, or outward show of grief: as rigid, and almost as white and cold, as marble.

Miss Haredale, who usually had quieter feelings than Dolly and kept them more to herself, was extremely frightened and had just recovered from fainting. She was very pale, and the hand Dolly held felt cold, but she told her to remember that, with God's help, a lot depended on their own judgment. If they stayed calm and lowered the ruffians' guard, their chances of getting help when they reached town would be much better. She insisted that unless society was completely falling apart, a hot pursuit would surely begin right away, and her uncle would never stop until he found them and rescued them. But as she spoke those last words, the thought that he might have died in a general massacre of Catholics that night—something not too far-fetched after what they had witnessed—silenced her. Overwhelmed by the horrors they had seen and those that might still await them, she sat there unable to think, speak, or show any signs of grief, as stiff and nearly as pale and cold as marble.

Oh, how many, many times, in that long ride, did Dolly think of her old lover,—poor, fond, slighted Joe! How many, many times, did she recall that night when she ran into his arms from the very man now projecting his hateful gaze into the darkness where she sat, and leering through the glass in monstrous admiration! And when she thought of Joe, and what a brave fellow he was, and how he would have rode boldly up, and dashed in among these villains now, yes, though they were double the number—and here she clenched her little hand, and pressed her foot upon the ground—the pride she felt for a moment in having won his heart, faded in a burst of tears, and she sobbed more bitterly than ever.

Oh, how many times during that long ride did Dolly think of her old lover—poor, loving, neglected Joe! How many times did she remember that night when she ran into his arms, leaving behind the man who was now casting his hateful gaze into the darkness where she sat and leering through the glass with monstrous admiration! And when she thought of Joe, and how brave he was, and how he would have boldly ridden up and charged into the midst of these villains—even if they were double their number—she clenched her little hand and pressed her foot against the ground. The pride she felt for a moment in having won his heart faded in a flood of tears, and she sobbed more bitterly than ever.

As the night wore on, and they proceeded by ways which were quite unknown to them—for they could recognise none of the objects of which they sometimes caught a hurried glimpse—their fears increased; nor were they without good foundation; it was not difficult for two beautiful young women to find, in their being borne they knew not whither by a band of daring villains who eyed them as some among these fellows did, reasons for the worst alarm. When they at last entered London, by a suburb with which they were wholly unacquainted, it was past midnight, and the streets were dark and empty. Nor was this the worst, for the carriage stopping in a lonely spot, Hugh suddenly opened the door, jumped in, and took his seat between them.

As the night went on, and they traveled through unfamiliar paths—unable to recognize any of the objects they occasionally glimpsed—their fears grew; and it was not without reason. It wasn’t hard for two beautiful young women to feel a sense of dread when they were taken somewhere unknown by a group of bold criminals who looked at them in such a way. When they finally entered London through a suburb they had never seen before, it was past midnight, and the streets were dark and deserted. And it got worse; when the carriage stopped in a desolate area, Hugh suddenly opened the door, jumped in, and sat down between them.

It was in vain they cried for help. He put his arm about the neck of each, and swore to stifle them with kisses if they were not as silent as the grave.

They cried out for help, but it was useless. He wrapped his arm around each of them and promised to smother them with kisses if they didn't stay as quiet as the grave.

‘I come here to keep you quiet,’ he said, ‘and that’s the means I shall take. So don’t be quiet, pretty mistresses—make a noise—do—and I shall like it all the better.’

‘I came here to keep you quiet,’ he said, ‘and that’s the plan I’m going to follow. So don’t be quiet, lovely ladies—cause a stir—go ahead—and I’ll enjoy it even more.’

They were proceeding at a rapid pace, and apparently with fewer attendants than before, though it was so dark (the torches being extinguished) that this was mere conjecture. They shrunk from his touch, each into the farthest corner of the carriage; but shrink as Dolly would, his arm encircled her waist, and held her fast. She neither cried nor spoke, for terror and disgust deprived her of the power; but she plucked at his hand as though she would die in the effort to disengage herself; and crouching on the ground, with her head averted and held down, repelled him with a strength she wondered at as much as he. The carriage stopped again.

They were moving quickly, and it seemed like they had fewer people with them than before, though it was so dark (the torches were out) that this was just a guess. They recoiled from his touch, each one retreating to the farthest corner of the carriage; but no matter how much Dolly tried to get away, his arm wrapped around her waist and held her tight. She didn’t cry or speak, as fear and disgust left her unable to react; instead, she tugged at his hand as if she would exhaust herself trying to break free. Crouched on the ground, with her head turned away and lowered, she pushed him away with a strength that surprised both her and him. The carriage stopped again.

‘Lift this one out,’ said Hugh to the man who opened the door, as he took Miss Haredale’s hand, and felt how heavily it fell. ‘She’s fainted.’

‘Lift this one out,’ said Hugh to the man who opened the door, as he took Miss Haredale’s hand and felt how heavily it fell. ‘She’s fainted.’

‘So much the better,’ growled Dennis—it was that amiable gentleman. ‘She’s quiet. I always like ‘em to faint, unless they’re very tender and composed.’

‘So much the better,’ grumbled Dennis—it was that friendly guy. ‘She’s quiet. I always prefer them to faint, unless they’re very gentle and calm.’

‘Can you take her by yourself?’ asked Hugh.

“Can you take her on your own?” Hugh asked.

‘I don’t know till I try. I ought to be able to; I’ve lifted up a good many in my time,’ said the hangman. ‘Up then! She’s no small weight, brother; none of these here fine gals are. Up again! Now we have her.’

‘I won’t know until I try. I should be able to; I’ve lifted quite a few in my time,’ said the hangman. ‘Alright then! She’s not light, brother; none of these fine ladies are. Lift her again! Now we’ve got her.’

Having by this time hoisted the young lady into his arms, he staggered off with his burden.

Having lifted the young lady into his arms, he staggered away with her.

‘Look ye, pretty bird,’ said Hugh, drawing Dolly towards him. ‘Remember what I told you—a kiss for every cry. Scream, if you love me, darling. Scream once, mistress. Pretty mistress, only once, if you love me.’

‘Look, pretty bird,’ said Hugh, pulling Dolly closer. ‘Remember what I said—a kiss for every cry. Scream if you love me, darling. Scream just once, my lady. Just once, if you love me.’

Thrusting his face away with all her force, and holding down her head, Dolly submitted to be carried out of the chaise, and borne after Miss Haredale into a miserable cottage, where Hugh, after hugging her to his breast, set her gently down upon the floor.

Thrusting her face away with all her strength and holding down her head, Dolly let herself be carried out of the carriage and brought after Miss Haredale into a rundown cottage, where Hugh, after pulling her close to his chest, gently set her down on the floor.

Poor Dolly! Do what she would, she only looked the better for it, and tempted them the more. When her eyes flashed angrily, and her ripe lips slightly parted, to give her rapid breathing vent, who could resist it? When she wept and sobbed as though her heart would break, and bemoaned her miseries in the sweetest voice that ever fell upon a listener’s ear, who could be insensible to the little winning pettishness which now and then displayed itself, even in the sincerity and earnestness of her grief? When, forgetful for a moment of herself, as she was now, she fell on her knees beside her friend, and bent over her, and laid her cheek to hers, and put her arms about her, what mortal eyes could have avoided wandering to the delicate bodice, the streaming hair, the neglected dress, the perfect abandonment and unconsciousness of the blooming little beauty? Who could look on and see her lavish caresses and endearments, and not desire to be in Emma Haredale’s place; to be either her or Dolly; either the hugging or the hugged? Not Hugh. Not Dennis.

Poor Dolly! No matter what she did, she just looked better for it and tempted them even more. When her eyes flashed with anger and her full lips parted slightly to let her rapid breathing out, who could resist? When she cried and sobbed as if her heart would break, lamenting her troubles in the sweetest voice that anyone could hear, who could ignore the little charming petulance that occasionally showed itself, even amidst her sincere grief? When, forgetting herself for a moment as she did now, she dropped to her knees beside her friend, leaned over her, pressed her cheek against hers, and wrapped her arms around her, what mortal could avoid being drawn to the delicate bodice, the flowing hair, the disheveled dress, the perfect surrender and unawareness of the blooming beauty? Who could watch her shower her with affection and not wish to be in Emma Haredale's place; to be either her or Dolly; either the one giving hugs or the one receiving them? Not Hugh. Not Dennis.

‘I tell you what it is, young women,’ said Mr Dennis, ‘I an’t much of a lady’s man myself, nor am I a party in the present business further than lending a willing hand to my friends: but if I see much more of this here sort of thing, I shall become a principal instead of a accessory. I tell you candid.’

‘I’ll tell you what it is, young women,’ said Mr. Dennis, ‘I’m not really a ladies' man, nor am I involved in the current situation beyond helping out my friends: but if I see any more of this kind of thing, I’ll end up being a key player instead of just an extra. I’m being straightforward with you.’

‘Why have you brought us here?’ said Emma. ‘Are we to be murdered?’

‘Why did you bring us here?’ Emma asked. ‘Are we going to be killed?’

‘Murdered!’ cried Dennis, sitting down upon a stool, and regarding her with great favour. ‘Why, my dear, who’d murder sich chickabiddies as you? If you was to ask me, now, whether you was brought here to be married, there might be something in it.’

‘Murdered!’ shouted Dennis, sitting down on a stool and looking at her with great interest. ‘Why, my dear, who would murder such little darlings like you? If you were to ask me whether you were brought here to get married, there might be something to that.’

And here he exchanged a grin with Hugh, who removed his eyes from Dolly for the purpose.

And here he shared a grin with Hugh, who looked away from Dolly to do so.

‘No, no,’ said Dennis, ‘there’ll be no murdering, my pets. Nothing of that sort. Quite the contrairy.’

‘No, no,’ said Dennis, ‘there won’t be any murdering, my friends. Nothing like that. Quite the opposite.’

‘You are an older man than your companion, sir,’ said Emma, trembling. ‘Have you no pity for us? Do you not consider that we are women?’

‘You’re older than your companion, sir,’ Emma said, shaking. ‘Do you have no compassion for us? Don’t you realize that we are women?’

‘I do indeed, my dear,’ retorted Dennis. ‘It would be very hard not to, with two such specimens afore my eyes. Ha ha! Oh yes, I consider that. We all consider that, miss.’

“I really do, my dear,” Dennis replied. “It would be difficult not to, with two such examples in front of me. Ha ha! Oh yes, I think that. We all think that, miss.”

He shook his head waggishly, leered at Hugh again, and laughed very much, as if he had said a noble thing, and rather thought he was coming out.

He shook his head playfully, gave Hugh another sly look, and laughed a lot, as if he had said something great and really thought he was getting the better of the situation.

‘There’ll be no murdering, my dear. Not a bit on it. I tell you what though, brother,’ said Dennis, cocking his hat for the convenience of scratching his head, and looking gravely at Hugh, ‘it’s worthy of notice, as a proof of the amazing equalness and dignity of our law, that it don’t make no distinction between men and women. I’ve heerd the judge say, sometimes, to a highwayman or housebreaker as had tied the ladies neck and heels—you’ll excuse me making mention of it, my darlings—and put ‘em in a cellar, that he showed no consideration to women. Now, I say that there judge didn’t know his business, brother; and that if I had been that there highwayman or housebreaker, I should have made answer: “What are you a talking of, my lord? I showed the women as much consideration as the law does, and what more would you have me do?” If you was to count up in the newspapers the number of females as have been worked off in this here city alone, in the last ten year,’ said Mr Dennis thoughtfully, ‘you’d be surprised at the total—quite amazed, you would. There’s a dignified and equal thing; a beautiful thing! But we’ve no security for its lasting. Now that they’ve begun to favour these here Papists, I shouldn’t wonder if they went and altered even THAT, one of these days. Upon my soul, I shouldn’t.’

"There’s not going to be any killing, my dear. Not at all. But I’ll tell you something, brother," said Dennis, tilting his hat to scratch his head and looking seriously at Hugh, "it’s worth noting, as proof of the incredible equality and dignity of our law, that it doesn’t make any distinction between men and women. I’ve heard the judge say, sometimes, to a thief or burglar who had tied the ladies up—you’ll forgive me for mentioning it, my darlings—and locked them in a cellar, that he showed no consideration to women. Now, I say that judge didn’t understand his job, brother; and if I were that thief or burglar, I would have replied: 'What are you talking about, my lord? I showed the women as much consideration as the law does, and what more do you want from me?' If you were to count up in the newspapers the number of women who have been executed in this city alone, in the last ten years," Mr. Dennis said thoughtfully, "you’d be shocked by the total—truly amazed, you would. There’s something dignified and equal about that; a beautiful thing! But we have no guarantee that it will last. Now that they’ve started to favor these Papists, I wouldn’t be surprised if they change even THAT, one of these days. Honestly, I wouldn’t."

The subject, perhaps from being of too exclusive and professional a nature, failed to interest Hugh as much as his friend had anticipated. But he had no time to pursue it, for at this crisis Mr Tappertit entered precipitately; at sight of whom Dolly uttered a scream of joy, and fairly threw herself into his arms.

The topic, possibly because it was too specialized and professional, didn’t interest Hugh as much as his friend had expected. But he didn’t have time to dig deeper, as Mr. Tappertit suddenly burst in; upon seeing him, Dolly let out a joyful scream and jumped into his arms.

‘I knew it, I was sure of it!’ cried Dolly. ‘My dear father’s at the door. Thank God, thank God! Bless you, Sim. Heaven bless you for this!’

‘I knew it, I was sure of it!’ cried Dolly. ‘My dear father’s at the door. Thank God, thank God! Bless you, Sim. Heaven bless you for this!’

Simon Tappertit, who had at first implicitly believed that the locksmith’s daughter, unable any longer to suppress her secret passion for himself, was about to give it full vent in its intensity, and to declare that she was his for ever, looked extremely foolish when she said these words;—the more so, as they were received by Hugh and Dennis with a loud laugh, which made her draw back, and regard him with a fixed and earnest look.

Simon Tappertit, who had initially thought that the locksmith’s daughter, no longer able to hide her feelings for him, was about to confess her intense love and declare that she belonged to him forever, looked really foolish when she said those words; especially since Hugh and Dennis responded with loud laughter, causing her to pull back and give him a steady, serious look.

‘Miss Haredale,’ said Sim, after a very awkward silence, ‘I hope you’re as comfortable as circumstances will permit of. Dolly Varden, my darling—my own, my lovely one—I hope YOU’RE pretty comfortable likewise.’

‘Miss Haredale,’ said Sim, after an uncomfortable silence, ‘I hope you’re as comfortable as the situation allows. Dolly Varden, my darling—my own, my beautiful one—I hope YOU’RE feeling alright too.’

Poor little Dolly! She saw how it was; hid her face in her hands; and sobbed more bitterly than ever.

Poor little Dolly! She realized what was happening; covered her face with her hands; and cried harder than ever before.

‘You meet in me, Miss V.,’ said Simon, laying his hand upon his breast, ‘not a ‘prentice, not a workman, not a slave, not the wictim of your father’s tyrannical behaviour, but the leader of a great people, the captain of a noble band, in which these gentlemen are, as I may say, corporals and serjeants. You behold in me, not a private individual, but a public character; not a mender of locks, but a healer of the wounds of his unhappy country. Dolly V., sweet Dolly V., for how many years have I looked forward to this present meeting! For how many years has it been my intention to exalt and ennoble you! I redeem it. Behold in me, your husband. Yes, beautiful Dolly—charmer—enslaver—S. Tappertit is all your own!’

“You see before you, Miss V.,” Simon said, resting his hand on his chest, “not an apprentice, not a worker, not a slave, nor a victim of your father’s cruel behavior, but the leader of a great people, the captain of a noble group, where these gentlemen are, so to speak, corporals and sergeants. You see in me not just an individual, but a public figure; not a lock repairer, but a healer of the wounds of my troubled country. Dolly V., dear Dolly V., how many years have I anticipated this moment! For how many years have I planned to uplift and honor you! Here I stand. Look at me, your husband. Yes, lovely Dolly—enchantress—captivator—S. Tappertit is entirely yours!”

As he said these words he advanced towards her. Dolly retreated till she could go no farther, and then sank down upon the floor. Thinking it very possible that this might be maiden modesty, Simon essayed to raise her; on which Dolly, goaded to desperation, wound her hands in his hair, and crying out amidst her tears that he was a dreadful little wretch, and always had been, shook, and pulled, and beat him, until he was fain to call for help, most lustily. Hugh had never admired her half so much as at that moment.

As he said this, he moved closer to her. Dolly backed away until she couldn't anymore and then sat down on the floor. Thinking this might be shyness, Simon tried to help her up, but Dolly, driven to frustration, grabbed his hair and, through her tears, yelled that he was a horrible little brat and always had been. She shook him, pulled at him, and hit him until he was forced to call for help very loudly. Hugh had never admired her as much as he did in that moment.

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‘She’s in an excited state to-night,’ said Simon, as he smoothed his rumpled feathers, ‘and don’t know when she’s well off. Let her be by herself till to-morrow, and that’ll bring her down a little. Carry her into the next house!’

‘She’s really hyped up tonight,’ said Simon, as he smoothed his ruffled feathers, ‘and doesn’t realize how good she has it. Let her have some time alone until tomorrow, and that’ll calm her down a bit. Take her to the next house!’

Hugh had her in his arms directly. It might be that Mr Tappertit’s heart was really softened by her distress, or it might be that he felt it in some degree indecorous that his intended bride should be struggling in the grasp of another man. He commanded him, on second thoughts, to put her down again, and looked moodily on as she flew to Miss Haredale’s side, and clinging to her dress, hid her flushed face in its folds.

Hugh had her in his arms right away. Maybe Mr. Tappertit’s heart was genuinely softened by her distress, or perhaps he thought it was kind of inappropriate for his future bride to be struggling in another man’s grip. He decided, after thinking it over, to tell him to let her go, and watched sullenly as she rushed to Miss Haredale’s side, clinging to her dress and hiding her flushed face in its folds.

‘They shall remain here together till to-morrow,’ said Simon, who had now quite recovered his dignity—‘till to-morrow. Come away!’

‘They will stay here together until tomorrow,’ said Simon, who had now fully regained his composure—‘until tomorrow. Come on!’

‘Ay!’ cried Hugh. ‘Come away, captain. Ha ha ha!’

‘Hey!’ shouted Hugh. ‘Come on, captain. Haha!’

‘What are you laughing at?’ demanded Simon sternly.

“What are you laughing at?” Simon asked firmly.

‘Nothing, captain, nothing,’ Hugh rejoined; and as he spoke, and clapped his hand upon the shoulder of the little man, he laughed again, for some unknown reason, with tenfold violence.

‘Nothing, captain, nothing,’ Hugh replied; and as he spoke, he put his hand on the little man's shoulder and laughed again, for some unknown reason, with even more intensity.

Mr Tappertit surveyed him from head to foot with lofty scorn (this only made him laugh the more), and turning to the prisoners, said:

Mr. Tappertit looked him up and down with obvious disdain (this only made him laugh even more), and turning to the prisoners, said:

‘You’ll take notice, ladies, that this place is well watched on every side, and that the least noise is certain to be attended with unpleasant consequences. You’ll hear—both of you—more of our intentions to-morrow. In the mean time, don’t show yourselves at the window, or appeal to any of the people you may see pass it; for if you do, it’ll be known directly that you come from a Catholic house, and all the exertions our men can make, may not be able to save your lives.’

“You’ll notice, ladies, that this place is being watched from all sides, and even the slightest noise will definitely lead to unpleasant consequences. You’ll both hear more about our plans tomorrow. In the meantime, don’t show yourselves at the window or reach out to any of the people passing by, because if you do, it will quickly be known that you come from a Catholic household, and no amount of effort from our men may be able to save your lives.”

With this last caution, which was true enough, he turned to the door, followed by Hugh and Dennis. They paused for a moment, going out, to look at them clasped in each other’s arms, and then left the cottage; fastening the door, and setting a good watch upon it, and indeed all round the house.

With this final warning, which was quite valid, he turned to the door, followed by Hugh and Dennis. They paused for a moment as they stepped outside to glance at the two of them holding each other tightly, and then left the cottage; securing the door and keeping a close eye on it, as well as the entire house.

‘I say,’ growled Dennis, as they walked away in company, ‘that’s a dainty pair. Muster Gashford’s one is as handsome as the other, eh?’

"I say," grumbled Dennis as they walked away together, "that's quite the pair. Mr. Gashford's one is just as good-looking as the other, right?"

‘Hush!’ said Hugh, hastily. ‘Don’t you mention names. It’s a bad habit.’

‘Hush!’ said Hugh quickly. ‘Don’t mention names. It’s a bad habit.’

‘I wouldn’t like to be HIM, then (as you don’t like names), when he breaks it out to her; that’s all,’ said Dennis. ‘She’s one of them fine, black-eyed, proud gals, as I wouldn’t trust at such times with a knife too near ‘em. I’ve seen some of that sort, afore now. I recollect one that was worked off, many year ago—and there was a gentleman in that case too—that says to me, with her lip a trembling, but her hand as steady as ever I see one: “Dennis, I’m near my end, but if I had a dagger in these fingers, and he was within my reach, I’d strike him dead afore me;”—ah, she did—and she’d have done it too!’

“I wouldn’t want to be him when he has to break it to her; that's all,” Dennis said. “She’s one of those stunning, black-eyed, proud girls, and I wouldn’t trust her with a knife too close at such moments. I’ve seen a few like that before. I remember one from many years ago—there was a gentleman involved in that situation too—who said to me, with her lip trembling but her hand as steady as I’ve ever seen: ‘Dennis, I’m close to my end, but if I had a dagger in my hand and he was within reach, I’d stab him dead right in front of me;’—ah, she really meant it—and she would have done it too!”

Strike who dead?’ demanded Hugh.

"Who did you strike dead?" demanded Hugh.

‘How should I know, brother?’ answered Dennis. ‘SHE never said; not she.’

‘How should I know, bro?’ answered Dennis. ‘She never said anything; not at all.’

Hugh looked, for a moment, as though he would have made some further inquiry into this incoherent recollection; but Simon Tappertit, who had been meditating deeply, gave his thoughts a new direction.

Hugh looked for a moment as if he wanted to ask more about this confusing memory; but Simon Tappertit, who had been deep in thought, shifted his focus.

‘Hugh!’ said Sim. ‘You have done well to-day. You shall be rewarded. So have you, Dennis.—There’s no young woman YOU want to carry off, is there?’

‘Hugh!’ said Sim. ‘You did a great job today. You’ll be rewarded. And you too, Dennis.—There’s no girl YOU want to sneak away with, right?’

‘N—no,’ returned that gentleman, stroking his grizzly beard, which was some two inches long. ‘None in partickler, I think.’

‘N—no,’ said that gentleman, stroking his gray beard, which was about two inches long. ‘None in particular, I think.’

‘Very good,’ said Sim; ‘then we’ll find some other way of making it up to you. As to you, old boy’—he turned to Hugh—‘you shall have Miggs (her that I promised you, you know) within three days. Mind. I pass my word for it.’

‘Great,’ said Sim; ‘then we’ll figure out another way to make it up to you. And as for you, buddy’—he turned to Hugh—‘you’ll have Miggs (the one I promised you, remember) within three days. Just so you know. I give you my word.’

Hugh thanked him heartily; and as he did so, his laughing fit returned with such violence that he was obliged to hold his side with one hand, and to lean with the other on the shoulder of his small captain, without whose support he would certainly have rolled upon the ground.

Hugh thanked him warmly; and as he did, his laughing fit came back so strongly that he had to clutch his side with one hand and lean on his small captain's shoulder with the other. Without that support, he definitely would have fallen to the ground.





Chapter 60

The three worthies turned their faces towards The Boot, with the intention of passing the night in that place of rendezvous, and of seeking the repose they so much needed in the shelter of their old den; for now that the mischief and destruction they had purposed were achieved, and their prisoners were safely bestowed for the night, they began to be conscious of exhaustion, and to feel the wasting effects of the madness which had led to such deplorable results.

The three friends turned their faces toward The Boot, planning to spend the night in that meeting spot, hoping to find the rest they desperately needed in the comfort of their old hideout. Now that the trouble and chaos they had intended were done, and their prisoners were securely tucked away for the night, they started to feel their exhaustion and the draining effects of the madness that had led to such unfortunate outcomes.

Notwithstanding the lassitude and fatigue which oppressed him now, in common with his two companions, and indeed with all who had taken an active share in that night’s work, Hugh’s boisterous merriment broke out afresh whenever he looked at Simon Tappertit, and vented itself—much to that gentleman’s indignation—in such shouts of laughter as bade fair to bring the watch upon them, and involve them in a skirmish, to which in their present worn-out condition they might prove by no means equal. Even Mr Dennis, who was not at all particular on the score of gravity or dignity, and who had a great relish for his young friend’s eccentric humours, took occasion to remonstrate with him on this imprudent behaviour, which he held to be a species of suicide, tantamount to a man’s working himself off without being overtaken by the law, than which he could imagine nothing more ridiculous or impertinent.

Despite the exhaustion and weariness that weighed down on him, just like his two companions and everyone else who had been involved in that night’s events, Hugh's loud laughter erupted again every time he looked at Simon Tappertit. This merriment annoyed Simon greatly and resulted in such bursts of laughter that it seemed likely to attract the watch, leading them into a conflict they were definitely not ready for in their current state. Even Mr. Dennis, who usually didn’t care much about being serious or dignified and enjoyed his young friend’s quirky antics, took the opportunity to caution him about this reckless behavior, which he considered a form of self-destruction—comparable to someone getting themselves into trouble without facing the law, something he found utterly absurd and insulting.

Not abating one jot of his noisy mirth for these remonstrances, Hugh reeled along between them, having an arm of each, until they hove in sight of The Boot, and were within a field or two of that convenient tavern. He happened by great good luck to have roared and shouted himself into silence by this time. They were proceeding onward without noise, when a scout who had been creeping about the ditches all night, to warn any stragglers from encroaching further on what was now such dangerous ground, peeped cautiously from his hiding-place, and called to them to stop.

Not letting go of his loud laughter for these protests, Hugh stumbled along between them, with one arm around each of them, until they spotted The Boot and were just a couple of fields away from that convenient tavern. Luckily, he had shouted himself hoarse by this point. They were moving forward quietly when a scout, who had been lurking in the ditches all night to warn any stragglers from venturing further into this now dangerous territory, peeked cautiously from his hiding spot and urged them to stop.

‘Stop! and why?’ said Hugh.

"Stop! Why?" said Hugh.

Because (the scout replied) the house was filled with constables and soldiers; having been surprised that afternoon. The inmates had fled or been taken into custody, he could not say which. He had prevented a great many people from approaching nearer, and he believed they had gone to the markets and such places to pass the night. He had seen the distant fires, but they were all out now. He had heard the people who passed and repassed, speaking of them too, and could report that the prevailing opinion was one of apprehension and dismay. He had not heard a word of Barnaby—didn’t even know his name—but it had been said in his hearing that some man had been taken and carried off to Newgate. Whether this was true or false, he could not affirm.

Because the scout replied, the house was filled with police and soldiers; they had surprised everyone that afternoon. The residents had either escaped or been arrested, he couldn't say which. He had stopped many people from getting closer, and he thought they had gone to the markets and other places to spend the night. He had seen the distant fires, but they were all out now. He had heard people passing by, talking about it too, and he could report that the common feeling was one of fear and worry. He hadn't heard anything about Barnaby—didn't even know his name—but he had overheard that a man had been taken and brought to Newgate. Whether this was true or false, he couldn't say.

The three took counsel together, on hearing this, and debated what it might be best to do. Hugh, deeming it possible that Barnaby was in the hands of the soldiers, and at that moment under detention at The Boot, was for advancing stealthily, and firing the house; but his companions, who objected to such rash measures unless they had a crowd at their backs, represented that if Barnaby were taken he had assuredly been removed to a stronger prison; they would never have dreamed of keeping him all night in a place so weak and open to attack. Yielding to this reasoning, and to their persuasions, Hugh consented to turn back and to repair to Fleet Market; for which place, it seemed, a few of their boldest associates had shaped their course, on receiving the same intelligence.

The three of them discussed what to do after hearing this and debated the best course of action. Hugh thought it was possible that Barnaby was in the soldiers' hands and being held at The Boot. He suggested they move quietly and set the place on fire. However, his friends disagreed, saying such rash actions were unwise without a crowd behind them. They argued that if Barnaby had been captured, he would have definitely been taken to a more secure prison; they would never have thought to keep him overnight in such a vulnerable place. Giving in to their reasoning and persuasion, Hugh agreed to turn back and head to Fleet Market, where it seemed a few of their bravest allies were also headed after receiving the same news.

Feeling their strength recruited and their spirits roused, now that there was a new necessity for action, they hurried away, quite forgetful of the fatigue under which they had been sinking but a few minutes before; and soon arrived at their new place of destination.

Feeling energized and motivated, now that there was a new reason to act, they rushed off, entirely forgetting the exhaustion they had been feeling just a few minutes earlier; and soon reached their new destination.

Fleet Market, at that time, was a long irregular row of wooden sheds and penthouses, occupying the centre of what is now called Farringdon Street. They were jumbled together in a most unsightly fashion, in the middle of the road; to the great obstruction of the thoroughfare and the annoyance of passengers, who were fain to make their way, as they best could, among carts, baskets, barrows, trucks, casks, bulks, and benches, and to jostle with porters, hucksters, waggoners, and a motley crowd of buyers, sellers, pick-pockets, vagrants, and idlers. The air was perfumed with the stench of rotten leaves and faded fruit; the refuse of the butchers’ stalls, and offal and garbage of a hundred kinds. It was indispensable to most public conveniences in those days, that they should be public nuisances likewise; and Fleet Market maintained the principle to admiration.

Fleet Market, at that time, was a long, irregular line of wooden sheds and penthouses, taking up the center of what we now call Farringdon Street. They were crammed together in a really unattractive way, right in the middle of the road, causing a major blockage to traffic and annoying passersby who had to navigate through carts, baskets, barrows, trucks, barrels, piles of goods, and benches, while bumping into porters, vendors, wagon drivers, and a mixed crowd of buyers, sellers, pickpockets, homeless people, and idlers. The air was filled with the smell of rotten leaves and spoiled fruit; the waste from the butchers' stalls, along with offal and garbage of all sorts. It was a given that most public conveniences back then were also public nuisances; and Fleet Market certainly upheld that principle with great success.

To this place, perhaps because its sheds and baskets were a tolerable substitute for beds, or perhaps because it afforded the means of a hasty barricade in case of need, many of the rioters had straggled, not only that night, but for two or three nights before. It was now broad day, but the morning being cold, a group of them were gathered round a fire in a public-house, drinking hot purl, and smoking pipes, and planning new schemes for to-morrow.

To this place, maybe because its sheds and baskets were a decent substitute for beds, or maybe because it provided a quick way to build a barricade if needed, many of the rioters had wandered in, not just that night but for the past two or three nights. It was now broad daylight, but since the morning was chilly, a group of them was gathered around a fire in a pub, drinking hot purl, smoking pipes, and planning new schemes for tomorrow.

Hugh and his two friends being known to most of these men, were received with signal marks of approbation, and inducted into the most honourable seats. The room-door was closed and fastened to keep intruders at a distance, and then they proceeded to exchange news.

Hugh and his two friends, being familiar to most of the men in the room, were welcomed with clear signs of approval and shown to the most honored seats. The door was closed and locked to keep outsiders out, and then they began to share updates.

‘The soldiers have taken possession of The Boot, I hear,’ said Hugh. ‘Who knows anything about it?’

'I've heard that the soldiers have taken over The Boot,' said Hugh. 'Does anyone know what happened?'

Several cried that they did; but the majority of the company having been engaged in the assault upon the Warren, and all present having been concerned in one or other of the night’s expeditions, it proved that they knew no more than Hugh himself; having been merely warned by each other, or by the scout, and knowing nothing of their own knowledge.

Several claimed they did; but the majority of the group had been involved in the attack on the Warren, and everyone there had taken part in one or another of the night's missions, so they knew no more than Hugh himself; they had only been alerted by one another or by the scout, and didn’t have any knowledge of their own.

‘We left a man on guard there to-day,’ said Hugh, looking round him, ‘who is not here. You know who it is—Barnaby, who brought the soldier down, at Westminster. Has any man seen or heard of him?’

‘We left a guy on guard there today,’ said Hugh, looking around, ‘who isn’t here. You know who it is—Barnaby, who brought the soldier down at Westminster. Has anyone seen or heard from him?’

They shook their heads, and murmured an answer in the negative, as each man looked round and appealed to his fellow; when a noise was heard without, and a man was heard to say that he wanted Hugh—that he must see Hugh.

They shook their heads and muttered a negative response as each man looked around and sought confirmation from his companions. Just then, a noise came from outside, and someone was heard saying that he wanted Hugh—that he had to see Hugh.

‘He is but one man,’ cried Hugh to those who kept the door; ‘let him come in.’

‘He's just one man,’ shouted Hugh to those at the door; ‘let him in.’

‘Ay, ay!’ muttered the others. ‘Let him come in. Let him come in.’

“Yeah, yeah!” the others muttered. “Let him come in. Let him come in.”

The door was accordingly unlocked and opened. A one-armed man, with his head and face tied up with a bloody cloth, as though he had been severely beaten, his clothes torn, and his remaining hand grasping a thick stick, rushed in among them, and panting for breath, demanded which was Hugh.

The door was then unlocked and swung open. A one-armed man, with his head and face wrapped in a bloody cloth as if he had been badly beaten, wearing torn clothes, and clutching a thick stick with his remaining hand, rushed in among them, panting for breath, and demanded to know who Hugh was.

‘Here he is,’ replied the person he inquired for. ‘I am Hugh. What do you want with me?’

‘Here he is,’ said the person he asked for. ‘I’m Hugh. What do you need from me?’

‘I have a message for you,’ said the man. ‘You know one Barnaby.’

‘I have a message for you,’ said the man. ‘You know someone named Barnaby.’

‘What of him? Did he send the message?’

‘What about him? Did he send the message?’

‘Yes. He’s taken. He’s in one of the strong cells in Newgate. He defended himself as well as he could, but was overpowered by numbers. That’s his message.’

‘Yes. He’s been caught. He’s in one of the secure cells in Newgate. He tried to defend himself as best as he could, but he was outnumbered. That’s his message.’

‘When did you see him?’ asked Hugh, hastily.

“When did you see him?” Hugh asked quickly.

‘On his way to prison, where he was taken by a party of soldiers. They took a by-road, and not the one we expected. I was one of the few who tried to rescue him, and he called to me, and told me to tell Hugh where he was. We made a good struggle, though it failed. Look here!’

‘On his way to prison, where a group of soldiers was taking him. They chose a back road, not the one we expected. I was one of the few who tried to save him, and he called out to me, asking me to tell Hugh where he was. We put up a good fight, even though it didn't work. Look here!’

He pointed to his dress and to his bandaged head, and still panting for breath, glanced round the room; then faced towards Hugh again.

He pointed to his outfit and to his bandaged head, still catching his breath as he looked around the room; then he turned to face Hugh again.

‘I know you by sight,’ he said, ‘for I was in the crowd on Friday, and on Saturday, and yesterday, but I didn’t know your name. You’re a bold fellow, I know. So is he. He fought like a lion tonight, but it was of no use. I did my best, considering that I want this limb.’

‘I recognize you from the crowd,’ he said, ‘because I saw you on Friday, Saturday, and yesterday, but I didn’t know your name. You’re a daring guy, I can tell. So is he. He fought like a lion tonight, but it didn’t help. I did my best, especially since I need this limb.’

Again he glanced inquisitively round the room or seemed to do so, for his face was nearly hidden by the bandage—and again facing sharply towards Hugh, grasped his stick as if he half expected to be set upon, and stood on the defensive.

Again he looked around the room curiously—or at least it seemed that way, since his face was mostly covered by the bandage—and then, turning sharply towards Hugh, he gripped his stick as if he half expected an attack and stood ready to defend himself.

If he had any such apprehension, however, he was speedily reassured by the demeanour of all present. None thought of the bearer of the tidings. He was lost in the news he brought. Oaths, threats, and execrations, were vented on all sides. Some cried that if they bore this tamely, another day would see them all in jail; some, that they should have rescued the other prisoners, and this would not have happened. One man cried in a loud voice, ‘Who’ll follow me to Newgate!’ and there was a loud shout and general rush towards the door.

If he had any worries, he quickly felt reassured by how everyone was acting. No one was thinking about the messenger. He was overwhelmed by the news he brought. Oaths, threats, and curses were shouted everywhere. Some yelled that if they put up with this calmly, they’d all be in jail by the next day; others said they should have saved the other prisoners, and this wouldn’t have happened. One man shouted, “Who’s coming with me to Newgate!” and there was a loud cheer and a rush toward the door.

But Hugh and Dennis stood with their backs against it, and kept them back, until the clamour had so far subsided that their voices could be heard, when they called to them together that to go now, in broad day, would be madness; and that if they waited until night and arranged a plan of attack, they might release, not only their own companions, but all the prisoners, and burn down the jail.

But Hugh and Dennis stood with their backs against it, keeping everyone back, until the noise died down enough for their voices to be heard. They called out together that going now, in broad daylight, would be crazy; and that if they waited until night and came up with a plan of attack, they could save not just their own friends, but all the prisoners, and burn down the jail.

‘Not that jail alone,’ cried Hugh, ‘but every jail in London. They shall have no place to put their prisoners in. We’ll burn them all down; make bonfires of them every one! Here!’ he cried, catching at the hangman’s hand. ‘Let all who’re men here, join with us. Shake hands upon it. Barnaby out of jail, and not a jail left standing! Who joins?’

"Not just this jail," Hugh shouted, "but every jail in London. They won't have anywhere to lock up their prisoners. We'll set them all on fire; make bonfires out of every single one! Here!" he exclaimed, grabbing the hangman's hand. "All the men here, come join us. Shake on it. Barnaby out of jail, and not a jail left standing! Who's with us?"

Every man there. And they swore a great oath to release their friends from Newgate next night; to force the doors and burn the jail; or perish in the fire themselves.

Every man there. And they made a strong vow to free their friends from Newgate the next night; to break down the doors and set the jail on fire; or die in the flames themselves.





Chapter 61

On that same night—events so crowd upon each other in convulsed and distracted times, that more than the stirring incidents of a whole life often become compressed into the compass of four-and-twenty hours—on that same night, Mr Haredale, having strongly bound his prisoner, with the assistance of the sexton, and forced him to mount his horse, conducted him to Chigwell; bent upon procuring a conveyance to London from that place, and carrying him at once before a justice. The disturbed state of the town would be, he knew, a sufficient reason for demanding the murderer’s committal to prison before daybreak, as no man could answer for the security of any of the watch-houses or ordinary places of detention; and to convey a prisoner through the streets when the mob were again abroad, would not only be a task of great danger and hazard, but would be to challenge an attempt at rescue. Directing the sexton to lead the horse, he walked close by the murderer’s side, and in this order they reached the village about the middle of the night.

On that same night—events rush together in chaotic and frantic times, so that more than the significant moments of a whole life often get crammed into just twenty-four hours—on that same night, Mr. Haredale, after securely tying up his prisoner with the help of the sexton and forcing him to get on his horse, took him to Chigwell; determined to find a way to London from there and bring him straight before a judge. He knew that the unsettled situation in the town would be a good reason to ask for the murderer’s detention before dawn, as no one could guarantee the safety of any of the jails or regular holding places; and moving a prisoner through the streets while the mob was out again would not only be extremely risky, but also invite an attempt at a rescue. Telling the sexton to lead the horse, he walked right beside the murderer, and this is how they made it to the village around midnight.

The people were all awake and up, for they were fearful of being burnt in their beds, and sought to comfort and assure each other by watching in company. A few of the stoutest-hearted were armed and gathered in a body on the green. To these, who knew him well, Mr Haredale addressed himself, briefly narrating what had happened, and beseeching them to aid in conveying the criminal to London before the dawn of day.

The people were all awake and out of bed because they were afraid of being burned while they slept. They tried to comfort each other by keeping watch together. A few of the bravest had armed themselves and gathered in a group on the green. To those who knew him well, Mr. Haredale spoke, briefly explaining what had happened and asking for their help in getting the criminal to London before dawn.

But not a man among them dared to help him by so much as the motion of a finger. The rioters, in their passage through the village, had menaced with their fiercest vengeance, any person who should aid in extinguishing the fire, or render the least assistance to him, or any Catholic whomsoever. Their threats extended to their lives and all they possessed. They were assembled for their own protection, and could not endanger themselves by lending any aid to him. This they told him, not without hesitation and regret, as they kept aloof in the moonlight and glanced fearfully at the ghostly rider, who, with his head drooping on his breast and his hat slouched down upon his brow, neither moved nor spoke.

But not a single person among them dared to help him, not even with a small gesture. The rioters, as they moved through the village, threatened anyone who tried to put out the fire or offer any assistance to him or any Catholic at all with their fiercest punishment. Their threats included their lives and everything they owned. They were gathered for their own safety and couldn’t risk their own well-being by helping him. This is what they told him, with visible hesitation and regret, as they stood back in the moonlight, glancing fearfully at the ghostly rider who, with his head drooping on his chest and his hat pulled down low over his brow, remained still and silent.

Finding it impossible to persuade them, and indeed hardly knowing how to do so after what they had seen of the fury of the crowd, Mr Haredale besought them that at least they would leave him free to act for himself, and would suffer him to take the only chaise and pair of horses that the place afforded. This was not acceded to without some difficulty, but in the end they told him to do what he would, and go away from them in heaven’s name.

Finding it impossible to convince them, and really unsure of how to do so after witnessing the mob's rage, Mr. Haredale begged them to at least let him decide for himself and allow him to take the only carriage and pair of horses available. This wasn't agreed to easily, but eventually, they told him to go ahead and leave them, for heaven's sake.

Leaving the sexton at the horse’s bridle, he drew out the chaise with his own hands, and would have harnessed the horses, but that the post-boy of the village—a soft-hearted, good-for-nothing, vagabond kind of fellow—was moved by his earnestness and passion, and, throwing down a pitchfork with which he was armed, swore that the rioters might cut him into mincemeat if they liked, but he would not stand by and see an honest gentleman who had done no wrong, reduced to such extremity, without doing what he could to help him. Mr Haredale shook him warmly by the hand, and thanked him from his heart. In five minutes’ time the chaise was ready, and this good scapegrace in his saddle. The murderer was put inside, the blinds were drawn up, the sexton took his seat upon the bar, Mr Haredale mounted his horse and rode close beside the door; and so they started in the dead of night, and in profound silence, for London.

Leaving the sexton at the horse's bridle, he pulled out the chaise himself and would have harnessed the horses, but the village post-boy—a soft-hearted, lazy, drifter—was touched by his determination and urgency. He threw down the pitchfork he was holding and declared that the rioters could do whatever they wanted to him, but he wouldn't just stand by and watch an honest man, who had done nothing wrong, get pushed to such a limit without trying to help. Mr. Haredale shook his hand warmly and thanked him sincerely. In just five minutes, the chaise was ready, and this good-for-nothing was in the saddle. The murderer was put inside, the blinds were drawn up, the sexton took his seat on the bar, Mr. Haredale got on his horse and rode close beside the door; and so they set off in the dead of night, in complete silence, towards London.

The consternation was so extreme that even the horses which had escaped the flames at the Warren, could find no friends to shelter them. They passed them on the road, browsing on the stunted grass; and the driver told them, that the poor beasts had wandered to the village first, but had been driven away, lest they should bring the vengeance of the crowd on any of the inhabitants.

The panic was so intense that even the horses that had escaped the fire at the Warren couldn't find anyone to help them. They were seen along the road, grazing on the sparse grass, and the driver explained that the poor animals had first wandered into the village but had been chased away to avoid bringing the crowd's wrath down on any of the villagers.

Nor was this feeling confined to such small places, where the people were timid, ignorant, and unprotected. When they came near London they met, in the grey light of morning, more than one poor Catholic family who, terrified by the threats and warnings of their neighbours, were quitting the city on foot, and who told them they could hire no cart or horse for the removal of their goods, and had been compelled to leave them behind, at the mercy of the crowd. Near Mile End they passed a house, the master of which, a Catholic gentleman of small means, having hired a waggon to remove his furniture by midnight, had had it all brought down into the street, to wait the vehicle’s arrival, and save time in the packing. But the man with whom he made the bargain, alarmed by the fires that night, and by the sight of the rioters passing his door, had refused to keep it: and the poor gentleman, with his wife and servant and their little children, were sitting trembling among their goods in the open street, dreading the arrival of day and not knowing where to turn or what to do.

Nor was this feeling limited to small towns, where people were timid, uninformed, and vulnerable. As they approached London, they encountered, in the gray light of morning, more than one poor Catholic family who, frightened by their neighbors' threats and warnings, were leaving the city on foot. They explained that they couldn’t hire any carts or horses to move their belongings and had to leave them behind, at the mercy of the crowd. Near Mile End, they passed a house where the owner, a Catholic gentleman with limited means, had hired a wagon to move his furniture before midnight. He had brought everything down to the street to save time for loading. However, the man he made the deal with, alarmed by the fires that night and the sight of rioters passing by, refused to honor the agreement. The poor gentleman, along with his wife, servant, and their little children, were sitting nervously among their belongings in the open street, fearing the arrival of day and not knowing where to go or what to do.

It was the same, they heard, with the public conveyances. The panic was so great that the mails and stage-coaches were afraid to carry passengers who professed the obnoxious religion. If the drivers knew them, or they admitted that they held that creed, they would not take them, no, though they offered large sums; and yesterday, people had been afraid to recognise Catholic acquaintance in the streets, lest they should be marked by spies, and burnt out, as it was called, in consequence. One mild old man—a priest, whose chapel was destroyed; a very feeble, patient, inoffensive creature—who was trudging away, alone, designing to walk some distance from town, and then try his fortune with the coaches, told Mr Haredale that he feared he might not find a magistrate who would have the hardihood to commit a prisoner to jail, on his complaint. But notwithstanding these discouraging accounts they went on, and reached the Mansion House soon after sunrise.

It was the same, they heard, with public transportation. The panic was so intense that the mail services and stagecoaches were reluctant to carry passengers who claimed the unpopular religion. If the drivers recognized them, or if they admitted to holding that belief, they wouldn’t take them, even if they offered a lot of money; and just yesterday, people had been too afraid to acknowledge Catholic acquaintances on the streets, fearing they would be targeted by spies and driven out, as it was called. One gentle old man—a priest, whose chapel had been destroyed; a very frail, patient, harmless guy—was walking alone, intending to go some distance from town before trying to catch a coach. He told Mr. Haredale that he was worried he might not find a magistrate brave enough to send a prisoner to jail based on his complaint. But despite these discouraging reports, they pressed on and reached the Mansion House shortly after sunrise.

Mr Haredale threw himself from his horse, but he had no need to knock at the door, for it was already open, and there stood upon the step a portly old man, with a very red, or rather purple face, who with an anxious expression of countenance, was remonstrating with some unseen personage upstairs, while the porter essayed to close the door by degrees and get rid of him. With the intense impatience and excitement natural to one in his condition, Mr Haredale thrust himself forward and was about to speak, when the fat old gentleman interposed:

Mr. Haredale jumped off his horse, but he didn’t need to knock on the door because it was already open. There stood a stout old man on the step, with a very red, or maybe purple, face. He had an anxious look as he was arguing with someone out of sight upstairs, while the porter was trying to slowly close the door and get rid of him. With the intense impatience and excitement typical of someone in his state, Mr. Haredale pushed himself forward and was about to speak when the chubby old man interrupted:

‘My good sir,’ said he, ‘pray let me get an answer. This is the sixth time I have been here. I was here five times yesterday. My house is threatened with destruction. It is to be burned down to-night, and was to have been last night, but they had other business on their hands. Pray let me get an answer.’

'Excuse me, sir,' he said, 'please give me an answer. This is the sixth time I've been here. I came five times yesterday. My home is in danger of being destroyed. They're going to burn it down tonight, and it was supposed to be done last night, but they had other things to take care of. Please, just give me an answer.'

‘My good sir,’ returned Mr Haredale, shaking his head, ‘my house is burned to the ground. But heaven forbid that yours should be. Get your answer. Be brief, in mercy to me.’

‘My good sir,’ replied Mr. Haredale, shaking his head, ‘my house has burned down. But heaven forbid that yours should. Just give me your answer. Please be brief, out of mercy for me.’

‘Now, you hear this, my lord?’—said the old gentleman, calling up the stairs, to where the skirt of a dressing-gown fluttered on the landing-place. ‘Here is a gentleman here, whose house was actually burnt down last night.’

‘Now, you listen to this, my lord?’—said the old gentleman, calling up the stairs, to where the edge of a robe fluttered on the landing. ‘There’s a gentleman here whose house actually burned down last night.’

‘Dear me, dear me,’ replied a testy voice, ‘I am very sorry for it, but what am I to do? I can’t build it up again. The chief magistrate of the city can’t go and be a rebuilding of people’s houses, my good sir. Stuff and nonsense!’

“Goodness gracious,” replied an annoyed voice, “I’m really sorry about that, but what can I do? I can’t fix it all over again. The city’s mayor can't just go around rebuilding people's homes, my good sir. Nonsense!”

‘But the chief magistrate of the city can prevent people’s houses from having any need to be rebuilt, if the chief magistrate’s a man, and not a dummy—can’t he, my lord?’ cried the old gentleman in a choleric manner.

‘But the mayor of the city can stop people’s homes from needing to be rebuilt, if the mayor is actually a person and not an idiot—right, my lord?’ shouted the old man angrily.

‘You are disrespectable, sir,’ said the Lord Mayor—‘leastways, disrespectful I mean.’

‘You are disrespectful, sir,’ said the Lord Mayor—‘at least, disrespectful is what I mean.’

‘Disrespectful, my lord!’ returned the old gentleman. ‘I was respectful five times yesterday. I can’t be respectful for ever. Men can’t stand on being respectful when their houses are going to be burnt over their heads, with them in ‘em. What am I to do, my lord? AM I to have any protection!’

‘Disrespectful, my lord!’ the old gentleman replied. ‘I was respectful five times yesterday. I can’t keep being respectful forever. People can’t stay respectful when their houses are about to be burned down with them inside. What am I supposed to do, my lord? Am I going to get any protection?’

‘I told you yesterday, sir,’ said the Lord Mayor, ‘that you might have an alderman in your house, if you could get one to come.’

‘I told you yesterday, sir,’ said the Lord Mayor, ‘that you could have an alderman in your house if you could find one to come.’

‘What the devil’s the good of an alderman?’ returned the choleric old gentleman.

‘What’s the point of having an alderman?’ replied the irritable old man.

‘—To awe the crowd, sir,’ said the Lord Mayor.

‘—To impress the crowd, sir,’ said the Lord Mayor.

‘Oh Lord ha’ mercy!’ whimpered the old gentleman, as he wiped his forehead in a state of ludicrous distress, ‘to think of sending an alderman to awe a crowd! Why, my lord, if they were even so many babies, fed on mother’s milk, what do you think they’d care for an alderman! Will YOU come?’

‘Oh Lord have mercy!’ whimpered the old gentleman, as he wiped his forehead in a state of ridiculous distress, ‘to think of sending an alderman to intimidate a crowd! Why, my lord, even if they were just a bunch of babies, raised on their mother’s milk, what do you think they’d care about an alderman! Will YOU come?’

‘I!’ said the Lord Mayor, most emphatically: ‘Certainly not.’

‘I!’ said the Lord Mayor, very firmly: ‘Absolutely not.’

‘Then what,’ returned the old gentleman, ‘what am I to do? Am I a citizen of England? Am I to have the benefit of the laws? Am I to have any return for the King’s taxes?’

‘Then what,’ replied the old gentleman, ‘what am I supposed to do? Am I a citizen of England? Do I get the protection of the laws? Am I entitled to anything for the King’s taxes?’

‘I don’t know, I am sure,’ said the Lord Mayor; ‘what a pity it is you’re a Catholic! Why couldn’t you be a Protestant, and then you wouldn’t have got yourself into such a mess? I’m sure I don’t know what’s to be done.—There are great people at the bottom of these riots.—Oh dear me, what a thing it is to be a public character!—You must look in again in the course of the day.—Would a javelin-man do?—Or there’s Philips the constable,—HE’S disengaged,—he’s not very old for a man at his time of life, except in his legs, and if you put him up at a window he’d look quite young by candle-light, and might frighten ‘em very much.—Oh dear!—well!—we’ll see about it.’

“I don’t know, I really don’t,” said the Lord Mayor. “What a shame you’re a Catholic! Why couldn’t you be a Protestant, and then you wouldn’t have gotten yourself into such a mess? I honestly have no idea what to do. There are some important people behind these riots. Oh my, what a challenge it is to be a public figure! You should come back later today. Would a javelin thrower work? Or there’s Philips the constable—HE’S available—he’s not too old for his age, except for his legs, and if you set him up at a window, he’d actually look quite youthful by candlelight, and might really scare them off. Oh dear! Well! We’ll figure it out.”

‘Stop!’ cried Mr Haredale, pressing the door open as the porter strove to shut it, and speaking rapidly, ‘My Lord Mayor, I beg you not to go away. I have a man here, who committed a murder eight-and-twenty years ago. Half-a-dozen words from me, on oath, will justify you in committing him to prison for re-examination. I only seek, just now, to have him consigned to a place of safety. The least delay may involve his being rescued by the rioters.’

“Stop!” shouted Mr. Haredale, pushing the door open as the porter tried to shut it, speaking quickly, “My Lord Mayor, please don’t leave. I have a man here who committed a murder twenty-eight years ago. Just a few words from me, under oath, will justify you in sending him back to prison for re-examination. Right now, I only want to make sure he’s put in a safe place. Any delay could result in him being rescued by the rioters.”

‘Oh dear me!’ cried the Lord Mayor. ‘God bless my soul—and body—oh Lor!—well I!—there are great people at the bottom of these riots, you know.—You really mustn’t.’

‘Oh dear me!’ shouted the Lord Mayor. ‘God bless my soul—and body—oh gosh!—well I!—there are some important people behind these riots, you know.—You really shouldn’t.’

‘My lord,’ said Mr Haredale, ‘the murdered gentleman was my brother; I succeeded to his inheritance; there were not wanting slanderous tongues at that time, to whisper that the guilt of this most foul and cruel deed was mine—mine, who loved him, as he knows, in Heaven, dearly. The time has come, after all these years of gloom and misery, for avenging him, and bringing to light a crime so artful and so devilish that it has no parallel. Every second’s delay on your part loosens this man’s bloody hands again, and leads to his escape. My lord, I charge you hear me, and despatch this matter on the instant.’

‘My lord,’ said Mr. Haredale, ‘the murdered man was my brother; I inherited his estate. At that time, there were those who slandered me, suggesting that I was responsible for this terrible and brutal act—me, who loved him dearly, as he knows, in Heaven. The moment has finally arrived, after all these years of sadness and suffering, to avenge him and expose a crime so clever and so wicked that it stands alone. Every second you delay allows this man’s bloody hands to act again and brings him closer to escaping. My lord, I urge you to listen to me and resolve this matter at once.’

‘Oh dear me!’ cried the chief magistrate; ‘these an’t business hours, you know—I wonder at you—how ungentlemanly it is of you—you mustn’t—you really mustn’t.—And I suppose you are a Catholic too?’

‘Oh dear!’ exclaimed the chief magistrate; ‘this isn’t a time for business, you know—I’m surprised by you—how unprofessional of you—it’s not allowed—you really can’t do that.—And I assume you’re a Catholic too?’

‘I am,’ said Mr Haredale.

"I am," said Mr. Haredale.

‘God bless my soul, I believe people turn Catholics a’purpose to vex and worrit me,’ cried the Lord Mayor. ‘I wish you wouldn’t come here; they’ll be setting the Mansion House afire next, and we shall have you to thank for it. You must lock your prisoner up, sir—give him to a watchman—and—call again at a proper time. Then we’ll see about it!’

“God bless my soul, I think people become Catholics just to annoy and frustrate me,” shouted the Lord Mayor. “I wish you wouldn’t come here; soon they’ll be setting the Mansion House on fire next, and we’ll have you to thank for it. You need to lock your prisoner up, sir—hand him over to a watchman—and come back at a more appropriate time. Then we’ll figure it out!”

Before Mr Haredale could answer, the sharp closing of a door and drawing of its bolts, gave notice that the Lord Mayor had retreated to his bedroom, and that further remonstrance would be unavailing. The two clients retreated likewise, and the porter shut them out into the street.

Before Mr. Haredale could respond, the loud sound of a door closing and its bolts being drawn signaled that the Lord Mayor had gone to his bedroom, and that any further objections would be pointless. The two clients left as well, and the porter shut them out into the street.

‘That’s the way he puts me off,’ said the old gentleman, ‘I can get no redress and no help. What are you going to do, sir?’

‘That’s how he avoids dealing with me,’ said the old gentleman, ‘I can’t get any justice or support. What are you going to do, sir?’

‘To try elsewhere,’ answered Mr Haredale, who was by this time on horseback.

"‘To try somewhere else,’ replied Mr. Haredale, who was now on his horse."

‘I feel for you, I assure you—and well I may, for we are in a common cause,’ said the old gentleman. ‘I may not have a house to offer you to-night; let me tender it while I can. On second thoughts though,’ he added, putting up a pocket-book he had produced while speaking, ‘I’ll not give you a card, for if it was found upon you, it might get you into trouble. Langdale—that’s my name—vintner and distiller—Holborn Hill—you’re heartily welcome, if you’ll come.’

“I feel for you, I really do—and I have every reason to, since we share a common cause,” said the old man. “I may not have a place to offer you tonight, but let me extend the invitation while I can. On second thought,” he added, putting away the wallet he had taken out while speaking, “I won’t give you a card because if it were found on you, it could lead to trouble. Langdale—that’s my name—winemaker and distiller—Holborn Hill—you’re more than welcome if you’d like to come.”

Mr Haredale bowed, and rode off, close beside the chaise as before; determining to repair to the house of Sir John Fielding, who had the reputation of being a bold and active magistrate, and fully resolved, in case the rioters should come upon them, to do execution on the murderer with his own hands, rather than suffer him to be released.

Mr. Haredale bowed and rode off, right next to the carriage as before; planning to head to the house of Sir John Fielding, known for being a bold and proactive magistrate, and fully determined that if the rioters confronted them, he would take justice into his own hands and deal with the murderer himself rather than allow him to escape.

They arrived at the magistrate’s dwelling, however, without molestation (for the mob, as we have seen, were then intent on deeper schemes), and knocked at the door. As it had been pretty generally rumoured that Sir John was proscribed by the rioters, a body of thief-takers had been keeping watch in the house all night. To one of them Mr Haredale stated his business, which appearing to the man of sufficient moment to warrant his arousing the justice, procured him an immediate audience.

They arrived at the magistrate’s house without any trouble (since the mob, as we’ve seen, was focused on bigger plans) and knocked on the door. It had been widely rumored that Sir John was targeted by the rioters, so a group of constables had been keeping watch at the house all night. Mr. Haredale explained his business to one of them, which seemed important enough for the constable to wake the magistrate, granting him an immediate audience.

No time was lost in committing the murderer to Newgate; then a new building, recently completed at a vast expense, and considered to be of enormous strength. The warrant being made out, three of the thief-takers bound him afresh (he had been struggling, it seemed, in the chaise, and had loosened his manacles); gagged him lest they should meet with any of the mob, and he should call to them for help; and seated themselves, along with him, in the carriage. These men being all well armed, made a formidable escort; but they drew up the blinds again, as though the carriage were empty, and directed Mr Haredale to ride forward, that he might not attract attention by seeming to belong to it.

No time was wasted in taking the murderer to Newgate, which was then a newly constructed prison, built at great expense and known for its strong structure. After the warrant was issued, three of the bounty hunters restrained him again (since he had been struggling in the carriage and had managed to loosen his cuffs), gagged him to prevent him from calling for help from the crowd, and took their seats in the carriage alongside him. These men were all heavily armed, making them a formidable escort; however, they pulled down the blinds as if the carriage were empty and instructed Mr. Haredale to ride ahead so he wouldn’t draw attention by appearing to be part of it.

The wisdom of this proceeding was sufficiently obvious, for as they hurried through the city they passed among several groups of men, who, if they had not supposed the chaise to be quite empty, would certainly have stopped it. But those within keeping quite close, and the driver tarrying to be asked no questions, they reached the prison without interruption, and, once there, had him out, and safe within its gloomy walls, in a twinkling.

The wisdom of this approach was clear, because as they rushed through the city, they passed several groups of men who would have definitely stopped the carriage if they hadn’t thought it was completely empty. But those inside stayed really quiet, and the driver didn’t stop to answer any questions, so they got to the prison without any issues, and once they arrived, they quickly had him out and safely inside those dark walls.

With eager eyes and strained attention, Mr Haredale saw him chained, and locked and barred up in his cell. Nay, when he had left the jail, and stood in the free street, without, he felt the iron plates upon the doors, with his hands, and drew them over the stone wall, to assure himself that it was real; and to exult in its being so strong, and rough, and cold. It was not until he turned his back upon the jail, and glanced along the empty streets, so lifeless and quiet in the bright morning, that he felt the weight upon his heart; that he knew he was tortured by anxiety for those he had left at home; and that home itself was but another bead in the long rosary of his regrets.

With eager eyes and focused attention, Mr. Haredale watched him chained, locked, and confined in his cell. Even when he left the jail and stood in the open street, he felt the iron plates on the doors with his hands and ran them over the stone wall to convince himself it was real, and to take pride in its strength, roughness, and coldness. It wasn't until he turned his back on the jail and looked down the empty streets, so lifeless and quiet in the bright morning, that he felt the weight on his heart; he realized he was tormented by worry for those he had left at home, and that home itself was just another bead in the long string of his regrets.





Chapter 62

The prisoner, left to himself, sat down upon his bedstead: and resting his elbows on his knees, and his chin upon his hands, remained in that attitude for hours. It would be hard to say, of what nature his reflections were. They had no distinctness, and, saving for some flashes now and then, no reference to his condition or the train of circumstances by which it had been brought about. The cracks in the pavement of his cell, the chinks in the wall where stone was joined to stone, the bars in the window, the iron ring upon the floor,—such things as these, subsiding strangely into one another, and awakening an indescribable kind of interest and amusement, engrossed his whole mind; and although at the bottom of his every thought there was an uneasy sense of guilt, and dread of death, he felt no more than that vague consciousness of it, which a sleeper has of pain. It pursues him through his dreams, gnaws at the heart of all his fancied pleasures, robs the banquet of its taste, music of its sweetness, makes happiness itself unhappy, and yet is no bodily sensation, but a phantom without shape, or form, or visible presence; pervading everything, but having no existence; recognisable everywhere, but nowhere seen, or touched, or met with face to face, until the sleep is past, and waking agony returns.

The prisoner, left alone, sat down on his bed. Resting his elbows on his knees and his chin in his hands, he stayed in that position for hours. It's hard to say what he was thinking about. His thoughts were vague, and aside from a few flashes here and there, they didn't really connect to his situation or how he ended up there. He focused on the cracks in the pavement of his cell, the gaps in the wall where stones met, the bars at the window, the iron ring on the floor—these things blended into one another, sparking an indescribable kind of curiosity and amusement that occupied his entire mind. Even though there was a nagging sense of guilt and fear of death underlying every thought, he felt no more than a distant awareness of it, like the way a sleeper recognizes pain. It haunts him in his dreams, gnaws at the core of all his imagined joys, robs food of its flavor, music of its beauty, and even makes happiness feel sad. Yet it's not a physical feeling, but a shapeless phantom, permeating everything without really existing; noticeable everywhere but never seen, touched, or faced until sleep ends and the harsh reality returns.

After a long time the door of his cell opened. He looked up; saw the blind man enter; and relapsed into his former position.

After a long time, the door to his cell opened. He looked up, saw the blind man enter, and went back to his previous position.

Guided by his breathing, the visitor advanced to where he sat; and stopping beside him, and stretching out his hand to assure himself that he was right, remained, for a good space, silent.

Guided by his breathing, the visitor moved closer to where he was sitting; and stopping beside him, he reached out his hand to confirm that he was right, staying silent for quite a while.

‘This is bad, Rudge. This is bad,’ he said at length.

'This is really bad, Rudge. This is really bad,' he said after a while.

The prisoner shuffled with his feet upon the ground in turning his body from him, but made no other answer.

The prisoner dragged his feet along the ground as he turned away from him, but didn't say anything else.

‘How were you taken?’ he asked. ‘And where? You never told me more than half your secret. No matter; I know it now. How was it, and where, eh?’ he asked again, coming still nearer to him.

‘How were you taken?’ he asked. ‘And where? You never gave me more than half your secret. No matter; I know it now. What happened, and where, huh?’ he asked again, moving even closer to him.

‘At Chigwell,’ said the other.

"At Chigwell," said the other.

‘At Chigwell! How came you there?’

'At Chigwell! How did you end up there?'

‘Because I went there to avoid the man I stumbled on,’ he answered. ‘Because I was chased and driven there, by him and Fate. Because I was urged to go there, by something stronger than my own will. When I found him watching in the house she used to live in, night after night, I knew I never could escape him—never! and when I heard the Bell—’

‘Because I went there to get away from the guy I ran into,’ he replied. ‘Because I was chased and pushed there, by him and Destiny. Because I felt compelled to go there, by something more powerful than my own will. When I saw him watching from the house she used to live in, night after night, I realized I could never escape him—never! and when I heard the Bell—’

He shivered; muttered that it was very cold; paced quickly up and down the narrow cell; and sitting down again, fell into his old posture.

He shivered, mumbled that it was really cold, paced back and forth in the narrow cell, and when he sat down again, he took his old position.

‘You were saying,’ said the blind man, after another pause, ‘that when you heard the Bell—’

'You were saying,' said the blind man after another pause, 'that when you heard the Bell—'

‘Let it be, will you?’ he retorted in a hurried voice. ‘It hangs there yet.’

‘Just leave it alone, okay?’ he replied quickly. ‘It’s still hanging there.’

The blind man turned a wistful and inquisitive face towards him, but he continued to speak, without noticing him.

The blind man looked at him with a mix of longing and curiosity, but he kept talking, not realizing he was there.

‘I went to Chigwell, in search of the mob. I have been so hunted and beset by this man, that I knew my only hope of safety lay in joining them. They had gone on before; I followed them when it left off.’

‘I went to Chigwell to find the group. I’ve been so chased and targeted by this man that I knew my only chance for safety was to join them. They had moved ahead; I followed them when they left.’

‘When what left off?’

'Where did we leave off?'

‘The Bell. They had quitted the place. I hoped that some of them might be still lingering among the ruins, and was searching for them when I heard—’ he drew a long breath, and wiped his forehead with his sleeve—‘his voice.’

‘The Bell. They had left the place. I hoped that some of them might still be hanging around the ruins, and I was looking for them when I heard—’ he took a deep breath and wiped his forehead with his sleeve—‘his voice.’

‘Saying what?’

“Say what?”

‘No matter what. I don’t know. I was then at the foot of the turret, where I did the—’

‘No matter what. I don't know. I was then at the base of the turret, where I did the—’

‘Ay,’ said the blind man, nodding his head with perfect composure, ‘I understand.’

‘Yeah,’ said the blind man, nodding his head calmly, ‘I get it.’

‘I climbed the stair, or so much of it as was left; meaning to hide till he had gone. But he heard me; and followed almost as soon as I set foot upon the ashes.’

‘I climbed the stairs, or what was left of them; planning to hide until he had left. But he heard me and followed almost as soon as I stepped onto the ashes.’

‘You might have hidden in the wall, and thrown him down, or stabbed him,’ said the blind man.

‘You could have hidden in the wall and thrown him down, or stabbed him,’ said the blind man.

‘Might I? Between that man and me, was one who led him on—I saw it, though he did not—and raised above his head a bloody hand. It was in the room above that HE and I stood glaring at each other on the night of the murder, and before he fell he raised his hand like that, and fixed his eyes on me. I knew the chase would end there.’

‘Could I? Between that guy and me, there was someone who pushed him on—I saw it, even though he didn’t—and lifted a bloody hand above his head. It was in the room above that HE and I stood glaring at each other on the night of the murder, and before he fell, he raised his hand like that and locked his eyes on me. I knew the chase would end there.’

‘You have a strong fancy,’ said the blind man, with a smile.

"You have a vivid imagination," said the blind man, smiling.

‘Strengthen yours with blood, and see what it will come to.’

‘Make yours stronger with blood, and see what happens.’

He groaned, and rocked himself, and looking up for the first time, said, in a low, hollow voice:

He groaned, rocked back and forth, and finally looked up, saying in a low, empty voice:

‘Eight-and-twenty years! Eight-and-twenty years! He has never changed in all that time, never grown older, nor altered in the least degree. He has been before me in the dark night, and the broad sunny day; in the twilight, the moonlight, the sunlight, the light of fire, and lamp, and candle; and in the deepest gloom. Always the same! In company, in solitude, on land, on shipboard; sometimes leaving me alone for months, and sometimes always with me. I have seen him, at sea, come gliding in the dead of night along the bright reflection of the moon in the calm water; and I have seen him, on quays and market-places, with his hand uplifted, towering, the centre of a busy crowd, unconscious of the terrible form that had its silent stand among them. Fancy! Are you real? Am I? Are these iron fetters, riveted on me by the smith’s hammer, or are they fancies I can shatter at a blow?’

‘Twenty-eight years! Twenty-eight years! He has never changed in all that time, never gotten older, nor altered in the slightest. He has been with me in the dark of night, and the bright sunny day; in the twilight, moonlight, sunlight, and the light from fire, lamps, and candles; and in the deepest darkness. Always the same! In company, in solitude, on land, on a ship; sometimes leaving me alone for months, and sometimes always by my side. I’ve seen him at sea, gliding in the dead of night along the bright reflection of the moon on the calm water; and I’ve seen him in quays and marketplaces, with his hand raised, towering, the center of a busy crowd, unaware of the terrible form silently standing among them. Can you believe it? Are you real? Am I? Are these iron chains, fastened on me by the blacksmith’s hammer, or are they illusions I can break with one blow?’

The blind man listened in silence.

The blind man listened silently.

‘Fancy! Do I fancy that I killed him? Do I fancy that as I left the chamber where he lay, I saw the face of a man peeping from a dark door, who plainly showed me by his fearful looks that he suspected what I had done? Do I remember that I spoke fairly to him—that I drew nearer—nearer yet—with the hot knife in my sleeve? Do I fancy how HE died? Did he stagger back into the angle of the wall into which I had hemmed him, and, bleeding inwardly, stand, not fall, a corpse before me? Did I see him, for an instant, as I see you now, erect and on his feet—but dead!’

‘Do I really think I killed him? As I walked out of the room where he lay, did I see a man peeking from a dark doorway, who clearly showed me with his terrified expression that he suspected what I had done? Do I remember talking to him calmly—getting closer and closer—with the hot knife in my sleeve? Can I picture how HE died? Did he stagger back into the corner of the wall where I had trapped him and, bleeding internally, stand there, not falling, a corpse in front of me? Did I see him, for a moment, like I see you now, standing upright but dead?’

The blind man, who knew that he had risen, motioned him to sit down again upon his bedstead; but he took no notice of the gesture.

The blind man, aware that he had gotten up, gestured for him to sit back down on his bed; but he ignored the signal.

‘It was then I thought, for the first time, of fastening the murder upon him. It was then I dressed him in my clothes, and dragged him down the back-stairs to the piece of water. Do I remember listening to the bubbles that came rising up when I had rolled him in? Do I remember wiping the water from my face, and because the body splashed it there, in its descent, feeling as if it MUST be blood?

‘That's when I had the idea, for the first time, of pinning the murder on him. That's when I put my clothes on him and dragged him down the back stairs to the water. Do I remember listening to the bubbles rising when I rolled him in? Do I remember wiping the water off my face, and feeling like it had to be blood because the body splashed it there on the way down?

‘Did I go home when I had done? And oh, my God! how long it took to do! Did I stand before my wife, and tell her? Did I see her fall upon the ground; and, when I stooped to raise her, did she thrust me back with a force that cast me off as if I had been a child, staining the hand with which she clasped my wrist? Is THAT fancy?

‘Did I go home when I was done? And oh, my God! how long it took to finish! Did I stand in front of my wife and tell her? Did I see her collapse on the ground; and when I bent down to help her up, did she push me away with a strength that knocked me back as if I were a child, staining the hand with which she gripped my wrist? Is THAT just in my imagination?

‘Did she go down upon her knees, and call on Heaven to witness that she and her unborn child renounced me from that hour; and did she, in words so solemn that they turned me cold—me, fresh from the horrors my own hands had made—warn me to fly while there was time; for though she would be silent, being my wretched wife, she would not shelter me? Did I go forth that night, abjured of God and man, and anchored deep in hell, to wander at my cable’s length about the earth, and surely be drawn down at last?’

‘Did she get down on her knees and call on Heaven to witness that she and her unborn child severed ties with me from that moment? And did she, with words so serious that they chilled me—me, just returned from the horrors I had caused—warn me to leave while I still could? For although she would remain silent, being my miserable wife, she would not protect me? Did I leave that night, shunned by both God and man, trapped in hell, destined to wander aimlessly on my tether, only to be dragged down in the end?’

‘Why did you return? said the blind man.

‘Why did you come back? said the blind man.

‘Why is blood red? I could no more help it, than I could live without breath. I struggled against the impulse, but I was drawn back, through every difficult and adverse circumstance, as by a mighty engine. Nothing could stop me. The day and hour were none of my choice. Sleeping and waking, I had been among the old haunts for years—had visited my own grave. Why did I come back? Because this jail was gaping for me, and he stood beckoning at the door.’

‘Why is blood red? I couldn’t help it any more than I could live without breathing. I fought against the urge, but I was pulled back, through every tough and challenging situation, like I was being dragged by a powerful force. Nothing could hold me back. The day and time weren’t up to me. Sleeping and waking, I had been wandering through the old places for years—I had even visited my own grave. Why did I return? Because this prison was wide open for me, and he was standing there, calling me to the door.’

‘You were not known?’ said the blind man.

"You weren't known?" asked the blind man.

‘I was a man who had been twenty-two years dead. No. I was not known.’

‘I was a man who had been dead for twenty-two years. No. I was not recognized.’

‘You should have kept your secret better.’

‘You should have kept your secret under wraps better.’

‘MY secret? MINE? It was a secret, any breath of air could whisper at its will. The stars had it in their twinkling, the water in its flowing, the leaves in their rustling, the seasons in their return. It lurked in strangers’ faces, and their voices. Everything had lips on which it always trembled.—MY secret!’

‘MY secret? MINE? It was a secret, any breath of air could whisper it out. The stars sparkled with it, the water flowed with it, the leaves rustled with it, the seasons carried it in their cycles. It hid in the faces of strangers and their voices. Everything had a way of hinting at it.—MY secret!’

‘It was revealed by your own act at any rate,’ said the blind man.

"It was shown by what you did anyway," said the blind man.

‘The act was not mine. I did it, but it was not mine. I was forced at times to wander round, and round, and round that spot. If you had chained me up when the fit was on me, I should have broken away, and gone there. As truly as the loadstone draws iron towards it, so he, lying at the bottom of his grave, could draw me near him when he would. Was that fancy? Did I like to go there, or did I strive and wrestle with the power that forced me?’

'The act wasn’t my choice. I did it, but it wasn't really me. Sometimes I felt compelled to walk around and around that spot. If you had locked me up when the urge hit me, I would have broken free and gone there. Just like a magnet pulls iron towards it, he, lying at the bottom of his grave, could draw me to him whenever he wanted. Was that just a fantasy? Did I actually want to go there, or was I fighting against the force that made me do it?'

The blind man shrugged his shoulders, and smiled incredulously. The prisoner again resumed his old attitude, and for a long time both were mute.

The blind man shrugged and smiled in disbelief. The prisoner returned to his previous posture, and for a long while, both were silent.

‘I suppose then,’ said his visitor, at length breaking silence, ‘that you are penitent and resigned; that you desire to make peace with everybody (in particular, with your wife who has brought you to this); and that you ask no greater favour than to be carried to Tyburn as soon as possible? That being the case, I had better take my leave. I am not good enough to be company for you.’

‘I guess then,’ said his visitor, finally breaking the silence, ‘that you feel sorry and have accepted your fate; that you want to make peace with everyone (especially with your wife who led you to this); and that you ask for nothing more than to be taken to Tyburn as soon as possible? If that's the case, I should probably leave. I’m not good enough to be around you.’

‘Have I not told you,’ said the other fiercely, ‘that I have striven and wrestled with the power that brought me here? Has my whole life, for eight-and-twenty years, been one perpetual struggle and resistance, and do you think I want to lie down and die? Do all men shrink from death—I most of all!’

‘Haven't I told you,’ the other replied fiercely, ‘that I've fought against the force that brought me here? Has my entire life, for twenty-eight years, been nothing but a constant battle and resistance, and do you really think I want to just give up and die? Do all people fear death—I fear it more than anyone!’

‘That’s better said. That’s better spoken, Rudge—but I’ll not call you that again—than anything you have said yet,’ returned the blind man, speaking more familiarly, and laying his hands upon his arm. ‘Lookye,—I never killed a man myself, for I have never been placed in a position that made it worth my while. Farther, I am not an advocate for killing men, and I don’t think I should recommend it or like it—for it’s very hazardous—under any circumstances. But as you had the misfortune to get into this trouble before I made your acquaintance, and as you have been my companion, and have been of use to me for a long time now, I overlook that part of the matter, and am only anxious that you shouldn’t die unnecessarily. Now, I do not consider that, at present, it is at all necessary.’

“That’s better put. That’s better said, Rudge—but I won’t call you that again—than anything you’ve said so far,” replied the blind man, speaking more casually and placing his hands on his arm. “Look, I’ve never killed anyone myself because I’ve never been in a situation where it made sense to. Furthermore, I’m not in favor of killing people, and I wouldn’t recommend it or like it—since it’s very risky—under any circumstances. But since you happened to get into this trouble before I met you, and since you’ve been my companion and helpful to me for quite a while now, I’ll overlook that part of it, and I’m just worried that you shouldn’t die unnecessarily. Right now, I don’t think it’s necessary at all.”

‘What else is left me?’ returned the prisoner. ‘To eat my way through these walls with my teeth?’

‘What else do I have left?’ replied the prisoner. ‘Am I supposed to chew my way through these walls with my teeth?’

‘Something easier than that,’ returned his friend. ‘Promise me that you will talk no more of these fancies of yours—idle, foolish things, quite beneath a man—and I’ll tell you what I mean.’

“Something simpler than that,” his friend replied. “Promise me that you won’t talk about these ideas of yours anymore—silly, pointless things, completely beneath a man—and I’ll explain what I mean.”

‘Tell me,’ said the other.

"Tell me," said the other.

‘Your worthy lady with the tender conscience; your scrupulous, virtuous, punctilious, but not blindly affectionate wife—’

‘Your esteemed lady with a sensitive conscience; your careful, virtuous, diligent, but not blindly affectionate wife—’

‘What of her?’

'What about her?'

‘Is now in London.’

"Now in London."

‘A curse upon her, be she where she may!’

‘A curse on her, wherever she is!’

‘That’s natural enough. If she had taken her annuity as usual, you would not have been here, and we should have been better off. But that’s apart from the business. She’s in London. Scared, as I suppose, and have no doubt, by my representation when I waited upon her, that you were close at hand (which I, of course, urged only as an inducement to compliance, knowing that she was not pining to see you), she left that place, and travelled up to London.’

"That’s totally understandable. If she had taken her annuity like she usually does, you wouldn’t be here, and we’d be in a better situation. But that’s beside the point. She’s in London. I can only assume she’s scared and, I have no doubt, was influenced by what I told her when I visited, about you being nearby (which I only mentioned to convince her, knowing she wasn’t exactly eager to see you). So, she left that place and headed up to London."

‘How do you know?’

'How do you know that?'

‘From my friend the noble captain—the illustrious general—the bladder, Mr Tappertit. I learnt from him the last time I saw him, which was yesterday, that your son who is called Barnaby—not after his father, I suppose—’

‘From my friend the noble captain—the illustrious general—the bladder, Mr. Tappertit. I learned from him the last time I saw him, which was yesterday, that your son named Barnaby—not after his father, I suppose—’

‘Death! does that matter now!’

"Death! Does that even matter?"

‘—You are impatient,’ said the blind man, calmly; ‘it’s a good sign, and looks like life—that your son Barnaby had been lured away from her by one of his companions who knew him of old, at Chigwell; and that he is now among the rioters.’

‘—You’re being impatient,’ said the blind man, calmly; ‘that’s a good sign, and suggests life—that your son Barnaby was led away from her by one of his old friends at Chigwell; and that he is now among the rioters.’

‘And what is that to me? If father and son be hanged together, what comfort shall I find in that?’

‘And what does that mean to me? If father and son are hanged together, what comfort will I get from that?’

‘Stay—stay, my friend,’ returned the blind man, with a cunning look, ‘you travel fast to journeys’ ends. Suppose I track my lady out, and say thus much: “You want your son, ma’am—good. I, knowing those who tempt him to remain among them, can restore him to you, ma’am—good. You must pay a price, ma’am, for his restoration—good again. The price is small, and easy to be paid—dear ma’am, that’s best of all.”’

‘Wait—wait, my friend,’ said the blind man with a sly smile, ‘you move quickly toward your destination. What if I find your lady and say this: “You want your son, ma’am—great. I know who’s been keeping him there and can bring him back to you, ma’am—excellent. But there’s a cost for his return—very well. The cost is small and easy to pay—dear ma’am, that’s the best part.”’

‘What mockery is this?’

‘What is this mockery?’

‘Very likely, she may reply in those words. “No mockery at all,” I answer: “Madam, a person said to be your husband (identity is difficult of proof after the lapse of many years) is in prison, his life in peril—the charge against him, murder. Now, ma’am, your husband has been dead a long, long time. The gentleman never can be confounded with him, if you will have the goodness to say a few words, on oath, as to when he died, and how; and that this person (who I am told resembles him in some degree) is no more he than I am. Such testimony will set the question quite at rest. Pledge yourself to me to give it, ma’ am, and I will undertake to keep your son (a fine lad) out of harm’s way until you have done this trifling service, when he shall be delivered up to you, safe and sound. On the other hand, if you decline to do so, I fear he will be betrayed, and handed over to the law, which will assuredly sentence him to suffer death. It is, in fact, a choice between his life and death. If you refuse, he swings. If you comply, the timber is not grown, nor the hemp sown, that shall do him any harm.”’

“It's very likely she'll respond with those exact words. ‘No mockery at all,’ I reply: ‘Madam, a person identified as your husband (proving identity after so many years is tricky) is in prison, his life at risk—the charge against him is murder. Now, ma'am, your husband has been dead for a very long time. This man can’t possibly be confused with him, if you would kindly say a few words, under oath, about when he died and how; and confirm that this person (who I’m told bears some resemblance to him) is not him any more than I am. Such testimony will settle the matter completely. Promise me you’ll provide it, ma’am, and I’ll make sure your son (a great kid) stays safe until you do this small favor, after which he’ll be returned to you, safe and sound. However, if you refuse, I fear he will be betrayed and handed over to the authorities, which will undoubtedly sentence him to death. It really is a choice between his life and death. If you refuse, he hangs. If you agree, the wood isn’t cut, nor is the hemp planted, that can do him any harm.’”

‘There is a gleam of hope in this!’ cried the prisoner.

“There’s a glimmer of hope in this!” exclaimed the prisoner.

‘A gleam!’ returned his friend, ‘a noon-blaze; a full and glorious daylight. Hush! I hear the tread of distant feet. Rely on me.’

'A flash!' his friend replied, 'a noon blaze; a bright and glorious daylight. Quiet! I hear footsteps in the distance. Trust me.'

‘When shall I hear more?’

"When will I get updates?"

‘As soon as I do. I should hope, to-morrow. They are coming to say that our time for talk is over. I hear the jingling of the keys. Not another word of this just now, or they may overhear us.’

‘As soon as I can. I should hope, tomorrow. They’re coming to say that our time for talking is up. I hear the jingling of the keys. Not another word about this right now, or they might overhear us.’

As he said these words, the lock was turned, and one of the prison turnkeys appearing at the door, announced that it was time for visitors to leave the jail.

As he said this, the lock clicked, and one of the prison guards appeared at the door, announcing that it was time for visitors to leave the jail.

‘So soon!’ said Stagg, meekly. ‘But it can’t be helped. Cheer up, friend. This mistake will soon be set at rest, and then you are a man again! If this charitable gentleman will lead a blind man (who has nothing in return but prayers) to the prison-porch, and set him with his face towards the west, he will do a worthy deed. Thank you, good sir. I thank you very kindly.’

‘So soon!’ said Stagg, humbly. ‘But there’s nothing we can do about it. Stay positive, my friend. This misunderstanding will be cleared up soon, and then you’ll be a man again! If this kind gentleman can help a blind man (who has nothing to offer other than prayers) to the prison entrance and place him facing west, he’ll be doing something honorable. Thank you, kind sir. I really appreciate it.’

So saying, and pausing for an instant at the door to turn his grinning face towards his friend, he departed.

So saying, and pausing for a moment at the door to turn his smiling face towards his friend, he left.

When the officer had seen him to the porch, he returned, and again unlocking and unbarring the door of the cell, set it wide open, informing its inmate that he was at liberty to walk in the adjacent yard, if he thought proper, for an hour.

When the officer had walked him to the porch, he came back, and after unlocking and unbarring the door of the cell, he opened it wide, letting its occupant know that he could go into the nearby yard if he wanted to, for an hour.

The prisoner answered with a sullen nod; and being left alone again, sat brooding over what he had heard, and pondering upon the hopes the recent conversation had awakened; gazing abstractedly, the while he did so, on the light without, and watching the shadows thrown by one wall on another, and on the stone-paved ground.

The prisoner replied with a gloomy nod and, once alone again, sat thinking about what he had just heard, reflecting on the hopes that the recent conversation had stirred up. As he did this, he stared blankly at the outside light, watching the shadows cast by one wall onto another and onto the stone-paved floor.

It was a dull, square yard, made cold and gloomy by high walls, and seeming to chill the very sunlight. The stone, so bare, and rough, and obdurate, filled even him with longing thoughts of meadow-land and trees; and with a burning wish to be at liberty. As he looked, he rose, and leaning against the door-post, gazed up at the bright blue sky, smiling even on that dreary home of crime. He seemed, for a moment, to remember lying on his back in some sweet-scented place, and gazing at it through moving branches, long ago.

It was a dull, square yard, made cold and gloomy by high walls, making the sunlight feel chilly. The stone, so bare, rough, and unwelcoming, filled even him with a deep longing for meadows and trees; and a strong desire to be free. As he looked, he stood up, and leaning against the door frame, stared up at the bright blue sky, which smiled even on that dreary place of crime. For a moment, he seemed to remember lying on his back in a sweet-scented spot, looking up at the sky through swaying branches, from long ago.

His attention was suddenly attracted by a clanking sound—he knew what it was, for he had startled himself by making the same noise in walking to the door. Presently a voice began to sing, and he saw the shadow of a figure on the pavement. It stopped—was silent all at once, as though the person for a moment had forgotten where he was, but soon remembered—and so, with the same clanking noise, the shadow disappeared.

His attention was suddenly caught by a clanking sound—he recognized it because he had startled himself by making the same noise while walking to the door. Soon, a voice started to sing, and he noticed the shadow of a figure on the pavement. It paused—fell silent all at once, as if the person had briefly forgotten where they were but quickly remembered—and then, with the same clanking noise, the shadow vanished.

He walked out into the court and paced it to and fro; startling the echoes, as he went, with the harsh jangling of his fetters. There was a door near his, which, like his, stood ajar.

He walked out into the courtyard and paced back and forth, startling the echoes with the loud clanking of his chains. There was a door near his that, like his, was slightly open.

He had not taken half-a-dozen turns up and down the yard, when, standing still to observe this door, he heard the clanking sound again. A face looked out of the grated window—he saw it very dimly, for the cell was dark and the bars were heavy—and directly afterwards, a man appeared, and came towards him.

He had just walked back and forth in the yard a few times when he paused to watch the door and heard the clanking noise again. A face peeked out from the grated window—he could see it only faintly because the cell was dark and the bars were thick—and right after that, a man showed up and walked toward him.

For the sense of loneliness he had, he might have been in jail a year. Made eager by the hope of companionship, he quickened his pace, and hastened to meet the man half way—

For the loneliness he felt, he might as well have been in jail for a year. Fueled by the hope of finding someone to connect with, he picked up his pace and hurried to meet the man halfway—

What was this! His son!

What was this?! His son!

They stood face to face, staring at each other. He shrinking and cowed, despite himself; Barnaby struggling with his imperfect memory, and wondering where he had seen that face before. He was not uncertain long, for suddenly he laid hands upon him, and striving to bear him to the ground, cried:

They stood facing each other, locked in a stare. He was shrinking back, intimidated despite himself; Barnaby grappling with his patchy memory, trying to remember where he had seen that face before. His uncertainty didn't last long, as he suddenly grabbed hold of him, and while trying to bring him down to the ground, shouted:

‘Ah! I know! You are the robber!’

‘Ah! I know! You're the thief!’

He said nothing in reply at first, but held down his head, and struggled with him silently. Finding the younger man too strong for him, he raised his face, looked close into his eyes, and said,

He didn’t say anything at first, but lowered his head and silently fought back. Realizing the younger man was too strong for him, he lifted his face, looked directly into his eyes, and said,

‘I am your father.’

"I'm your dad."

God knows what magic the name had for his ears; but Barnaby released his hold, fell back, and looked at him aghast. Suddenly he sprung towards him, put his arms about his neck, and pressed his head against his cheek.

God knows what magic the name had for him; but Barnaby let go, stepped back, and stared at him in shock. Suddenly, he rushed towards him, wrapped his arms around his neck, and pressed his head against his cheek.

Yes, yes, he was; he was sure he was. But where had he been so long, and why had he left his mother by herself, or worse than by herself, with her poor foolish boy? And had she really been as happy as they said? And where was she? Was she near there? She was not happy now, and he in jail? Ah, no.

Yes, he really was; he was sure of it. But where had he been for so long, and why had he left his mother all alone, or worse, with her poor clueless son? Had she really been as happy as they claimed? And where was she? Was she close by? She wasn’t happy now, and he was in jail? Oh, no.

Not a word was said in answer; but Grip croaked loudly, and hopped about them, round and round, as if enclosing them in a magic circle, and invoking all the powers of mischief.

Not a word was spoken in reply; but Grip croaked loudly and jumped around them, circling them as if creating a magic circle and summoning all the forces of mischief.

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Chapter 63

During the whole of this day, every regiment in or near the metropolis was on duty in one or other part of the town; and the regulars and militia, in obedience to the orders which were sent to every barrack and station within twenty-four hours’ journey, began to pour in by all the roads. But the disturbance had attained to such a formidable height, and the rioters had grown, with impunity, to be so audacious, that the sight of this great force, continually augmented by new arrivals, instead of operating as a check, stimulated them to outrages of greater hardihood than any they had yet committed; and helped to kindle a flame in London, the like of which had never been beheld, even in its ancient and rebellious times.

Throughout the day, every regiment in or near the city was on duty in different parts of town. The regulars and militia, following orders sent to every barrack and station within a day’s travel, began to arrive from all directions. However, the unrest had escalated to such a dangerous level, and the rioters had become so bold with no repercussions, that the sight of this large force, constantly increased by new arrivals, did not deter them; instead, it encouraged them to commit even bolder acts than before. This contributed to igniting a fire in London that had never been seen, even in its long history of rebellion.

All yesterday, and on this day likewise, the commander-in-chief endeavoured to arouse the magistrates to a sense of their duty, and in particular the Lord Mayor, who was the faintest-hearted and most timid of them all. With this object, large bodies of the soldiery were several times despatched to the Mansion House to await his orders: but as he could, by no threats or persuasions, be induced to give any, and as the men remained in the open street, fruitlessly for any good purpose, and thrivingly for a very bad one; these laudable attempts did harm rather than good. For the crowd, becoming speedily acquainted with the Lord Mayor’s temper, did not fail to take advantage of it by boasting that even the civil authorities were opposed to the Papists, and could not find it in their hearts to molest those who were guilty of no other offence. These vaunts they took care to make within the hearing of the soldiers; and they, being naturally loth to quarrel with the people, received their advances kindly enough: answering, when they were asked if they desired to fire upon their countrymen, ‘No, they would be damned if they did;’ and showing much honest simplicity and good nature. The feeling that the military were No-Popery men, and were ripe for disobeying orders and joining the mob, soon became very prevalent in consequence. Rumours of their disaffection, and of their leaning towards the popular cause, spread from mouth to mouth with astonishing rapidity; and whenever they were drawn up idly in the streets or squares, there was sure to be a crowd about them, cheering and shaking hands, and treating them with a great show of confidence and affection.

All yesterday and today, the commander-in-chief tried to inspire the magistrates, especially the Lord Mayor, who was the most cowardly and timid of them all. To achieve this, large groups of soldiers were sent multiple times to the Mansion House to wait for his orders. However, no amount of threats or persuasion could make him give any orders, and since the soldiers remained on the street without purpose, their presence ended up doing more harm than good. The crowd quickly figured out the Lord Mayor’s weak temperament and took advantage of it, boasting that even the civil authorities were against the Papists and couldn’t bring themselves to bother those guilty of no other offense. They made sure to boast within earshot of the soldiers, who were naturally reluctant to confront the people and responded to their advances warmly. When asked if they wanted to fire upon their fellow countrymen, they replied, ‘No, they would be damned if they did,’ showing a lot of honest simplicity and good nature. The sentiment that the military were against the Papists and ready to disobey orders to join the mob soon became widespread. Rumors of their dissatisfaction and support for the popular cause spread quickly, and whenever they were idly gathered in the streets or squares, there was always a crowd around them, cheering, shaking hands, and showing them a great deal of confidence and affection.

By this time, the crowd was everywhere; all concealment and disguise were laid aside, and they pervaded the whole town. If any man among them wanted money, he had but to knock at the door of a dwelling-house, or walk into a shop, and demand it in the rioters name; and his demand was instantly complied with. The peaceable citizens being afraid to lay hands upon them, singly and alone, it may be easily supposed that when gathered together in bodies, they were perfectly secure from interruption. They assembled in the streets, traversed them at their will and pleasure, and publicly concerted their plans. Business was quite suspended; the greater part of the shops were closed; most of the houses displayed a blue flag in token of their adherence to the popular side; and even the Jews in Houndsditch, Whitechapel, and those quarters, wrote upon their doors or window-shutters, ‘This House is a True Protestant.’ The crowd was the law, and never was the law held in greater dread, or more implicitly obeyed.

By this point, the crowd was everywhere; all hiding and disguises were put aside, and they filled the entire town. If anyone in the crowd wanted money, they only had to knock on a door or walk into a shop and demand it in the name of the rioters; their request was immediately met. The peaceful citizens, scared to confront them alone, can easily be imagined to be completely safe from disruption when gathered in groups. They congregated in the streets, moved about as they pleased, and openly planned their actions. Business had almost come to a halt; most shops were closed, many homes displayed a blue flag as a sign of their support for the popular cause, and even the Jews in Houndsditch, Whitechapel, and surrounding areas wrote on their doors or window-shutters, "This House is a True Protestant." The crowd was the law, and never was the law more feared or obeyed without question.

It was about six o’clock in the evening, when a vast mob poured into Lincoln’s Inn Fields by every avenue, and divided—evidently in pursuance of a previous design—into several parties. It must not be understood that this arrangement was known to the whole crowd, but that it was the work of a few leaders; who, mingling with the men as they came upon the ground, and calling to them to fall into this or that parry, effected it as rapidly as if it had been determined on by a council of the whole number, and every man had known his place.

It was around six o’clock in the evening when a huge crowd streamed into Lincoln’s Inn Fields from all directions and split up—clearly following a pre-planned strategy—into several groups. This organization wasn’t known to everyone in the crowd; rather, it was orchestrated by a few leaders who, blending in with the arriving people and directing them to join this or that group, managed to do it as smoothly as if it had been agreed upon by the entire gathering and everyone was aware of their role.

It was perfectly notorious to the assemblage that the largest body, which comprehended about two-thirds of the whole, was designed for the attack on Newgate. It comprehended all the rioters who had been conspicuous in any of their former proceedings; all those whom they recommended as daring hands and fit for the work; all those whose companions had been taken in the riots; and a great number of people who were relatives or friends of felons in the jail. This last class included, not only the most desperate and utterly abandoned villains in London, but some who were comparatively innocent. There was more than one woman there, disguised in man’s attire, and bent upon the rescue of a child or brother. There were the two sons of a man who lay under sentence of death, and who was to be executed along with three others, on the next day but one. There was a great party of boys whose fellow-pickpockets were in the prison; and at the skirts of all, a score of miserable women, outcasts from the world, seeking to release some other fallen creature as miserable as themselves, or moved by a general sympathy perhaps—God knows—with all who were without hope, and wretched.

It was clearly known to everyone gathered that the largest group, which made up about two-thirds of the entire crowd, was aimed at attacking Newgate. This group included all the rioters who had been prominent in previous events; everyone they had suggested as brave enough and suitable for the task; and anyone whose friends had been arrested during the riots, along with many people who were relatives or friends of inmates in the jail. This last group included not only the most desperate and completely wicked criminals in London but also some who were relatively innocent. More than one woman was there, disguised in men’s clothing, determined to rescue a child or brother. There were two sons of a man sentenced to death, who was set to be executed alongside three others the day after next. There was also a large group of boys whose fellow pickpockets were in prison; and at the edge of it all, a number of miserable women, cast out from society, looking to help another fallen soul as wretched as themselves, or perhaps driven by a shared sympathy—only God knows—for all who were hopeless and miserable.

Old swords, and pistols without ball or powder; sledge-hammers, knives, axes, saws, and weapons pillaged from the butchers’ shops; a forest of iron bars and wooden clubs; long ladders for scaling the walls, each carried on the shoulders of a dozen men; lighted torches; tow smeared with pitch, and tar, and brimstone; staves roughly plucked from fence and paling; and even crutches taken from crippled beggars in the streets; composed their arms. When all was ready, Hugh and Dennis, with Simon Tappertit between them, led the way. Roaring and chafing like an angry sea, the crowd pressed after them.

Old swords, and pistols with no ammo or gunpowder; sledgehammers, knives, axes, saws, and weapons taken from butcher shops; a jungle of iron bars and wooden clubs; long ladders for climbing over walls, each carried on the shoulders of a dozen men; lit torches; rags soaked in pitch, tar, and brimstone; sticks roughly pulled from fences; and even crutches taken from disabled beggars in the streets made up their arsenal. When everything was ready, Hugh and Dennis, with Simon Tappertit between them, led the charge. Roaring and restless like a furious sea, the crowd surged after them.

Instead of going straight down Holborn to the jail, as all expected, their leaders took the way to Clerkenwell, and pouring down a quiet street, halted before a locksmith’s house—the Golden Key.

Instead of heading directly down Holborn to the jail as everyone anticipated, their leaders took a route to Clerkenwell, and after rushing down a quiet street, they stopped in front of a locksmith’s house—the Golden Key.

‘Beat at the door,’ cried Hugh to the men about him. ‘We want one of his craft to-night. Beat it in, if no one answers.’

“Knock on the door,” yelled Hugh to the men around him. “We need one of his kind tonight. Break it down if no one answers.”

The shop was shut. Both door and shutters were of a strong and sturdy kind, and they knocked without effect. But the impatient crowd raising a cry of ‘Set fire to the house!’ and torches being passed to the front, an upper window was thrown open, and the stout old locksmith stood before them.

The shop was closed. Both the door and the shutters were tough and sturdy, and their knocking had no effect. But the impatient crowd shouted, "Burn the place down!" As torches were passed to the front, an upper window flew open, and the sturdy old locksmith appeared before them.

‘What now, you villains!’ he demanded. ‘Where is my daughter?’

‘What now, you villains!’ he demanded. ‘Where is my daughter?’

‘Ask no questions of us, old man,’ retorted Hugh, waving his comrades to be silent, ‘but come down, and bring the tools of your trade. We want you.’

‘Don’t ask us any questions, old man,’ Hugh shot back, signaling his friends to be quiet, ‘but come down and grab your tools. We need you.’

‘Want me!’ cried the locksmith, glancing at the regimental dress he wore: ‘Ay, and if some that I could name possessed the hearts of mice, ye should have had me long ago. Mark me, my lad—and you about him do the same. There are a score among ye whom I see now and know, who are dead men from this hour. Begone! and rob an undertaker’s while you can! You’ll want some coffins before long.’

“Want me!” the locksmith shouted, looking at the military uniform he wore. “Yeah, and if some people I could mention had the courage of mice, you would have had me a long time ago. Listen to me, my boy—and you all around him do the same. There are a dozen of you I see now and recognize, who are dead men from this moment on. Get lost! Go steal from an undertaker while you still can! You’ll need some coffins soon enough.”

‘Will you come down?’ cried Hugh.

“Will you come down?” Hugh shouted.

‘Will you give me my daughter, ruffian?’ cried the locksmith.

‘Will you give me my daughter, you scoundrel?’ shouted the locksmith.

‘I know nothing of her,’ Hugh rejoined. ‘Burn the door!’

‘I don’t know anything about her,’ Hugh replied. ‘Burn the door!’

‘Stop!’ cried the locksmith, in a voice that made them falter—presenting, as he spoke, a gun. ‘Let an old man do that. You can spare him better.’

‘Stop!’ shouted the locksmith, in a voice that caused them to hesitate—holding up a gun as he spoke. ‘Let an old man handle that. You can afford to lose him more.’

The young fellow who held the light, and who was stooping down before the door, rose hastily at these words, and fell back. The locksmith ran his eye along the upturned faces, and kept the weapon levelled at the threshold of his house. It had no other rest than his shoulder, but was as steady as the house itself.

The young guy holding the light, who was bent down in front of the door, quickly stood up at these words and stepped back. The locksmith scanned the anxious faces and kept the weapon aimed at the entrance of his home. It had no other support than his shoulder, but was as steady as the house itself.

‘Let the man who does it, take heed to his prayers,’ he said firmly; ‘I warn him.’

"Let the person who does it pay attention to their prayers," he said firmly; "I warn them."

Snatching a torch from one who stood near him, Hugh was stepping forward with an oath, when he was arrested by a shrill and piercing shriek, and, looking upward, saw a fluttering garment on the house-top.

Grabbing a torch from someone nearby, Hugh was stepping forward with a curse when he was stopped by a sharp, piercing scream. Looking up, he spotted a fluttering piece of clothing on the roof.

There was another shriek, and another, and then a shrill voice cried, ‘Is Simmun below!’ At the same moment a lean neck was stretched over the parapet, and Miss Miggs, indistinctly seen in the gathering gloom of evening, screeched in a frenzied manner, ‘Oh! dear gentlemen, let me hear Simmuns’s answer from his own lips. Speak to me, Simmun. Speak to me!’

There was another scream, and then another, and a high-pitched voice yelled, ‘Is Simmun down there!’ At the same time, a thin neck leaned over the edge, and Miss Miggs, barely visible in the dimming evening light, shouted frantically, ‘Oh! dear gentlemen, let me hear Simmun’s answer from his own lips. Talk to me, Simmun. Talk to me!’

Mr Tappertit, who was not at all flattered by this compliment, looked up, and bidding her hold her peace, ordered her to come down and open the door, for they wanted her master, and would take no denial.

Mr. Tappertit, who was not at all pleased by this compliment, looked up and told her to be quiet, ordering her to come down and open the door, because they needed her master and wouldn’t take no for an answer.

‘Oh good gentlemen!’ cried Miss Miggs. ‘Oh my own precious, precious Simmun—’

‘Oh good gentlemen!’ cried Miss Miggs. ‘Oh my own precious, precious Simmun—’

‘Hold your nonsense, will you!’ retorted Mr Tappertit; ‘and come down and open the door.—G. Varden, drop that gun, or it will be worse for you.’

‘Cut the nonsense, will you!’ shot back Mr. Tappertit; ‘and come down and open the door.—G. Varden, put that gun down, or you’ll regret it.’

‘Don’t mind his gun,’ screamed Miggs. ‘Simmun and gentlemen, I poured a mug of table-beer right down the barrel.’

‘Don’t worry about his gun,’ yelled Miggs. ‘Listen up, everyone, I poured a mug of beer right down the barrel.’

The crowd gave a loud shout, which was followed by a roar of laughter.

The crowd let out a loud cheer, followed by a burst of laughter.

‘It wouldn’t go off, not if you was to load it up to the muzzle,’ screamed Miggs. ‘Simmun and gentlemen, I’m locked up in the front attic, through the little door on the right hand when you think you’ve got to the very top of the stairs—and up the flight of corner steps, being careful not to knock your heads against the rafters, and not to tread on one side in case you should fall into the two-pair bedroom through the lath and plasture, which do not bear, but the contrairy. Simmun and gentlemen, I’ve been locked up here for safety, but my endeavours has always been, and always will be, to be on the right side—the blessed side and to prenounce the Pope of Babylon, and all her inward and her outward workings, which is Pagin. My sentiments is of little consequences, I know,’ cried Miggs, with additional shrillness, ‘for my positions is but a servant, and as sich, of humilities, still I gives expressions to my feelings, and places my reliances on them which entertains my own opinions!’

"It wouldn't go off, even if you loaded it to the top," screamed Miggs. "Listen up, everyone, I’m locked in the front attic, through the little door on the right when you think you’ve reached the very top of the stairs—and up the flight of corner steps, being careful not to bang your heads against the rafters, and not to step on one side in case you fall into the two-pair bedroom through the lath and plaster, which cannot support weight, quite the opposite. Listen up, everyone, I’ve been locked in here for safety, but my efforts have always been, and always will be, to be on the right side—the blessed side and to acknowledge the Pope of Babylon, with all her inner and outer workings, which is Pagan. I know my opinions don’t matter much," cried Miggs, with even more shrillness, "because my position is just that of a servant, and as such, humble, but I still express my feelings and rely on those who share my opinions!"

Without taking much notice of these outpourings of Miss Miggs after she had made her first announcement in relation to the gun, the crowd raised a ladder against the window where the locksmith stood, and notwithstanding that he closed, and fastened, and defended it manfully, soon forced an entrance by shivering the glass and breaking in the frames. After dealing a few stout blows about him, he found himself defenceless, in the midst of a furious crowd, which overflowed the room and softened off in a confused heap of faces at the door and window.

Without paying much attention to Miss Miggs's reactions after she made her first announcement about the gun, the crowd put a ladder against the window where the locksmith was standing. Even though he bravely shut, locked, and defended it, they soon broke in by shattering the glass and damaging the frames. After landing a few solid hits around him, he realized he was defenseless, surrounded by an angry crowd that filled the room and spilled out in a chaotic mass of faces at the door and window.

They were very wrathful with him (for he had wounded two men), and even called out to those in front, to bring him forth and hang him on a lamp-post. But Gabriel was quite undaunted, and looked from Hugh and Dennis, who held him by either arm, to Simon Tappertit, who confronted him.

They were really angry with him (because he had hurt two men) and even shouted to the people in front to bring him out and hang him on a lamp post. But Gabriel was completely unafraid and looked from Hugh and Dennis, who were holding him by each arm, to Simon Tappertit, who was facing him.

‘You have robbed me of my daughter,’ said the locksmith, ‘who is far dearer to me than my life; and you may take my life, if you will. I bless God that I have been enabled to keep my wife free of this scene; and that He has made me a man who will not ask mercy at such hands as yours.’

‘You’ve taken my daughter from me,’ said the locksmith, ‘who means more to me than my own life; and you can take my life if you want. I thank God that I’ve been able to keep my wife away from this situation; and that He has made me a man who won’t beg for mercy from someone like you.’

‘And a wery game old gentleman you are,’ said Mr Dennis, approvingly; ‘and you express yourself like a man. What’s the odds, brother, whether it’s a lamp-post to-night, or a feather-bed ten year to come, eh?’

‘And you’re quite a brave old guy,’ said Mr. Dennis with approval; ‘and you speak like a true man. What does it matter, brother, if it’s a lamp post tonight or a feather bed ten years from now, huh?’

The locksmith glanced at him disdainfully, but returned no other answer.

The locksmith looked at him with disdain but said nothing more.

‘For my part,’ said the hangman, who particularly favoured the lamp-post suggestion, ‘I honour your principles. They’re mine exactly. In such sentiments as them,’ and here he emphasised his discourse with an oath, ‘I’m ready to meet you or any man halfway.—Have you got a bit of cord anywheres handy? Don’t put yourself out of the way, if you haven’t. A handkecher will do.’

‘For my part,’ said the hangman, who was really on board with the lamp-post idea, ‘I respect your principles. They’re exactly the same as mine. With sentiments like that,’ and here he emphasized his point with an oath, ‘I’m ready to meet you or anyone else halfway.—Do you have a piece of rope nearby? Don't worry if you don’t. A handkerchief will work.’

‘Don’t be a fool, master,’ whispered Hugh, seizing Varden roughly by the shoulder; ‘but do as you’re bid. You’ll soon hear what you’re wanted for. Do it!’

“Don’t be an idiot, master,” whispered Hugh, grabbing Varden firmly by the shoulder; “just do what you’re told. You’ll find out soon enough what they want from you. Do it!”

‘I’ll do nothing at your request, or that of any scoundrel here,’ returned the locksmith. ‘If you want any service from me, you may spare yourselves the pains of telling me what it is. I tell you, beforehand, I’ll do nothing for you.’

‘I won’t do anything at your request, or at the request of any jerk here,’ replied the locksmith. ‘If you need something from me, you can save yourselves the trouble of asking. I’m telling you now, I’ll do nothing for you.’

Mr Dennis was so affected by this constancy on the part of the staunch old man, that he protested—almost with tears in his eyes—that to baulk his inclinations would be an act of cruelty and hard dealing to which he, for one, never could reconcile his conscience. The gentleman, he said, had avowed in so many words that he was ready for working off; such being the case, he considered it their duty, as a civilised and enlightened crowd, to work him off. It was not often, he observed, that they had it in their power to accommodate themselves to the wishes of those from whom they had the misfortune to differ. Having now found an individual who expressed a desire which they could reasonably indulge (and for himself he was free to confess that in his opinion that desire did honour to his feelings), he hoped they would decide to accede to his proposition before going any further. It was an experiment which, skilfully and dexterously performed, would be over in five minutes, with great comfort and satisfaction to all parties; and though it did not become him (Mr Dennis) to speak well of himself he trusted he might be allowed to say that he had practical knowledge of the subject, and, being naturally of an obliging and friendly disposition, would work the gentleman off with a deal of pleasure.

Mr. Dennis was so moved by the determination of the steadfast old man that he protested—almost with tears in his eyes—that to ignore his wishes would be an act of cruelty and unfairness that he could never reconcile with his conscience. The gentleman, he said, had openly stated that he was ready to go; given that, he believed it was their duty, as a civilized and enlightened group, to help him. It was not often, he noted, that they had the chance to align themselves with the wishes of those they disagreed with. Now that they had found someone who expressed a desire they could realistically accommodate (and he personally believed this desire was admirable), he hoped they would agree to his suggestion before proceeding any further. It was an experiment that, if done skillfully and deftly, would be over in five minutes, bringing great comfort and satisfaction to everyone involved; and though it was not for him (Mr. Dennis) to praise himself, he hoped he could be allowed to say that he had practical experience in this matter and, being naturally helpful and friendly, would be more than happy to assist the gentleman.

These remarks, which were addressed in the midst of a frightful din and turmoil to those immediately about him, were received with great favour; not so much, perhaps, because of the hangman’s eloquence, as on account of the locksmith’s obstinacy. Gabriel was in imminent peril, and he knew it; but he preserved a steady silence; and would have done so, if they had been debating whether they should roast him at a slow fire.

These remarks, spoken amid a terrifying noise and chaos to those around him, were well received; not so much, perhaps, because of the hangman’s skill with words, but due to the locksmith’s stubbornness. Gabriel was in serious danger, and he was aware of it; yet he maintained a calm silence; he would have done so even if they were discussing whether to roast him slowly over a fire.

As the hangman spoke, there was some stir and confusion on the ladder; and directly he was silent—so immediately upon his holding his peace, that the crowd below had no time to learn what he had been saying, or to shout in response—some one at the window cried:

As the executioner spoke, there was some movement and confusion on the ladder; and as soon as he fell silent—so quickly after he stopped talking that the crowd below had no time to hear what he had said or to shout back—someone at the window shouted:

‘He has a grey head. He is an old man: Don’t hurt him!’

‘He has grey hair. He's an old man: Don’t hurt him!’

The locksmith turned, with a start, towards the place from which the words had come, and looked hurriedly at the people who were hanging on the ladder and clinging to each other.

The locksmith suddenly turned toward the source of the words and quickly glanced at the people hanging on the ladder and holding onto each other.

‘Pay no respect to my grey hair, young man,’ he said, answering the voice and not any one he saw. ‘I don’t ask it. My heart is green enough to scorn and despise every man among you, band of robbers that you are!’

‘Don’t pay any attention to my grey hair, young man,’ he said, responding to the voice and not anyone he could see. ‘I don’t expect it. My heart is youthful enough to scorn and look down on every man among you, you band of robbers!’

This incautious speech by no means tended to appease the ferocity of the crowd. They cried again to have him brought out; and it would have gone hard with the honest locksmith, but that Hugh reminded them, in answer, that they wanted his services, and must have them.

This careless remark did nothing to calm the anger of the crowd. They shouted again for him to be brought out; and it would have been tough for the honest locksmith if Hugh had not reminded them that they needed his skills and had to get them.

‘So, tell him what we want,’ he said to Simon Tappertit, ‘and quickly. And open your ears, master, if you would ever use them after to-night.’

‘So, tell him what we want,’ he said to Simon Tappertit, ‘and do it fast. And pay attention, master, if you ever want to use your ears after tonight.’

Gabriel folded his arms, which were now at liberty, and eyed his old ‘prentice in silence.

Gabriel crossed his arms, feeling free now, and silently watched his old apprentice.

‘Lookye, Varden,’ said Sim, ‘we’re bound for Newgate.’

'Hey, Varden,' Sim said, 'we're headed to Newgate.'

‘I know you are,’ returned the locksmith. ‘You never said a truer word than that.’

‘I know you are,’ replied the locksmith. ‘You’ve never spoken a truer word than that.’

‘To burn it down, I mean,’ said Simon, ‘and force the gates, and set the prisoners at liberty. You helped to make the lock of the great door.’

“By burning it down, I mean,” said Simon, “and breaking through the gates to free the prisoners. You assisted in creating the lock of the main door.”

‘I did,’ said the locksmith. ‘You owe me no thanks for that—as you’ll find before long.’

‘I did,’ said the locksmith. ‘You don’t need to thank me for that—you’ll see soon enough.’

‘Maybe,’ returned his journeyman, ‘but you must show us how to force it.’

"Maybe," replied his journeyman, "but you need to show us how to make it happen."

‘Must I!’

“Do I have to!”

‘Yes; for you know, and I don’t. You must come along with us, and pick it with your own hands.’

‘Yes; because you know, and I don’t. You have to come with us and pick it with your own hands.’

‘When I do,’ said the locksmith quietly, ‘my hands shall drop off at the wrists, and you shall wear them, Simon Tappertit, on your shoulders for epaulettes.’

‘When I do,’ said the locksmith quietly, ‘my hands will fall off at the wrists, and you, Simon Tappertit, will wear them on your shoulders as epaulettes.’

‘We’ll see that,’ cried Hugh, interposing, as the indignation of the crowd again burst forth. ‘You fill a basket with the tools he’ll want, while I bring him downstairs. Open the doors below, some of you. And light the great captain, others! Is there no business afoot, my lads, that you can do nothing but stand and grumble?’

‘We’ll see about that,’ Hugh shouted, interrupting as the crowd's anger flared up again. ‘You fill a basket with the tools he’ll need while I bring him downstairs. Open the doors down there, some of you. And light the great captain, the rest of you! Is there no work to be done, guys, that you can just stand around and complain?’

They looked at one another, and quickly dispersing, swarmed over the house, plundering and breaking, according to their custom, and carrying off such articles of value as happened to please their fancy. They had no great length of time for these proceedings, for the basket of tools was soon prepared and slung over a man’s shoulders. The preparations being now completed, and everything ready for the attack, those who were pillaging and destroying in the other rooms were called down to the workshop. They were about to issue forth, when the man who had been last upstairs, stepped forward, and asked if the young woman in the garret (who was making a terrible noise, he said, and kept on screaming without the least cessation) was to be released?

They looked at each other, and quickly spreading out, rushed into the house, looting and breaking things as was their way, taking off whatever valuables caught their eye. They didn’t have much time for this, as the basket of tools was soon ready and slung over a man’s shoulders. With everything set for the attack, those who were stealing and wrecking in the other rooms were called down to the workshop. They were about to go out when the last man who had been upstairs stepped forward and asked if the young woman in the attic (who was making an awful racket, he said, and kept screaming nonstop) was going to be let go?

For his own part, Simon Tappertit would certainly have replied in the negative, but the mass of his companions, mindful of the good service she had done in the matter of the gun, being of a different opinion, he had nothing for it but to answer, Yes. The man, accordingly, went back again to the rescue, and presently returned with Miss Miggs, limp and doubled up, and very damp from much weeping.

For his part, Simon Tappertit would definitely have said no, but his companions, remembering the great help she had provided regarding the gun, had a different view, so he had no choice but to say yes. The man then went back to the rescue and soon returned with Miss Miggs, who was limp, curled up, and very wet from crying a lot.

As the young lady had given no tokens of consciousness on their way downstairs, the bearer reported her either dead or dying; and being at some loss what to do with her, was looking round for a convenient bench or heap of ashes on which to place her senseless form, when she suddenly came upon her feet by some mysterious means, thrust back her hair, stared wildly at Mr Tappertit, cried, ‘My Simmuns’s life is not a wictim!’ and dropped into his arms with such promptitude that he staggered and reeled some paces back, beneath his lovely burden.

As the young woman hadn't shown any signs of being awake on their way downstairs, the bearer reported her as either dead or dying; uncertain about what to do with her, he was searching for a convenient bench or pile of ashes to place her limp body on when, out of nowhere, she regained her feet, pushed back her hair, stared wildly at Mr. Tappertit, shouted, "My Simmuns's life is not a victim!" and collapsed into his arms so suddenly that he staggered and stumbled several steps back under the weight of his beautiful burden.

‘Oh bother!’ said Mr Tappertit. ‘Here. Catch hold of her, somebody. Lock her up again; she never ought to have been let out.’

“Oh, come on!” said Mr. Tappertit. “Someone, grab her. Lock her up again; she should never have been released.”

‘My Simmun!’ cried Miss Miggs, in tears, and faintly. ‘My for ever, ever blessed Simmun!’

‘My Simmun!’ cried Miss Miggs, tearfully and faintly. ‘My forever, ever blessed Simmun!’

‘Hold up, will you,’ said Mr Tappertit, in a very unresponsive tone, ‘I’ll let you fall if you don’t. What are you sliding your feet off the ground for?’

‘Hold on a second,’ said Mr. Tappertit, in a very flat tone, ‘I’ll let you drop if you don’t. Why are you dragging your feet?’

‘My angel Simmuns!’ murmured Miggs—‘he promised—’

‘My angel Simmuns!’ murmured Miggs—‘he promised—’

‘Promised! Well, and I’ll keep my promise,’ answered Simon, testily. ‘I mean to provide for you, don’t I? Stand up!’

‘Promised! Well, I’ll keep my promise,’ Simon replied irritably. ‘I plan to take care of you, don’t I? Stand up!’

‘Where am I to go? What is to become of me after my actions of this night!’ cried Miggs. ‘What resting-places now remains but in the silent tombses!’

‘Where am I supposed to go? What’s going to happen to me after what I did tonight!’ cried Miggs. ‘What resting places are left now but in the silent tombs!’

‘I wish you was in the silent tombses, I do,’ cried Mr Tappertit, ‘and boxed up tight, in a good strong one. Here,’ he cried to one of the bystanders, in whose ear he whispered for a moment: ‘Take her off, will you. You understand where?’

‘I wish you were in the silent tombs, I really do,’ cried Mr. Tappertit, ‘and locked up tight in a strong one. Here,’ he said to one of the onlookers, whispering in their ear for a moment, ‘Take her away, will you? You know where?’

The fellow nodded; and taking her in his arms, notwithstanding her broken protestations, and her struggles (which latter species of opposition, involving scratches, was much more difficult of resistance), carried her away. They who were in the house poured out into the street; the locksmith was taken to the head of the crowd, and required to walk between his two conductors; the whole body was put in rapid motion; and without any shouts or noise they bore down straight on Newgate, and halted in a dense mass before the prison-gate.

The man nodded and, despite her protests and struggles (which, including the scratches, were harder to resist), picked her up and carried her away. Those inside the house rushed out into the street; the locksmith was led to the front of the crowd and made to walk between his two escorts. The whole group moved quickly, and without any shouting or noise, they headed straight for Newgate and stopped in a tight crowd in front of the prison gate.





Chapter 64

Breaking the silence they had hitherto preserved, they raised a great cry as soon as they were ranged before the jail, and demanded to speak to the governor. This visit was not wholly unexpected, for his house, which fronted the street, was strongly barricaded, the wicket-gate of the prison was closed up, and at no loophole or grating was any person to be seen. Before they had repeated their summons many times, a man appeared upon the roof of the governor’s house, and asked what it was they wanted.

Breaking the silence they had maintained until now, they let out a loud shout as soon as they gathered in front of the jail and asked to speak to the governor. This visit wasn’t completely surprising, as his house, which faced the street, was heavily barricaded, the prison's wicket-gate was shut tight, and no one could be seen at any of the windows or openings. Before they shouted for the governor several times, a man appeared on the roof of his house and inquired what they wanted.

Some said one thing, some another, and some only groaned and hissed. It being now nearly dark, and the house high, many persons in the throng were not aware that any one had come to answer them, and continued their clamour until the intelligence was gradually diffused through the whole concourse. Ten minutes or more elapsed before any one voice could be heard with tolerable distinctness; during which interval the figure remained perched alone, against the summer-evening sky, looking down into the troubled street.

Some people said one thing, others said something different, and some just groaned and hissed. As it was getting dark and the house was tall, many in the crowd didn’t realize anyone had come to respond to them and kept up their noise until the news slowly spread through the entire gathering. It took ten minutes or more before any single voice could be heard clearly; during that time, the figure stayed perched alone against the summer evening sky, looking down at the chaotic street.

‘Are you,’ said Hugh at length, ‘Mr Akerman, the head jailer here?’

"Are you," Hugh finally said, "Mr. Akerman, the head jailer here?"

‘Of course he is, brother,’ whispered Dennis. But Hugh, without minding him, took his answer from the man himself.

‘Of course he is, bro,’ whispered Dennis. But Hugh, not paying attention to him, got his answer directly from the man.

‘Yes,’ he said. ‘I am.’

“Yes,” he said. “I am.”

‘You have got some friends of ours in your custody, master.’

‘You have some of our friends in your custody, sir.’

‘I have a good many people in my custody.’ He glanced downward, as he spoke, into the jail: and the feeling that he could see into the different yards, and that he overlooked everything which was hidden from their view by the rugged walls, so lashed and goaded the mob, that they howled like wolves.

‘I have a lot of people in my custody.’ He looked down as he spoke into the jail, and the sense that he could see into the different yards, and that he had a view of everything hidden from their sight by the rough walls, drove the mob wild, making them howl like wolves.

‘Deliver up our friends,’ said Hugh, ‘and you may keep the rest.’

“Hand over our friends,” said Hugh, “and you can keep the rest.”

‘It’s my duty to keep them all. I shall do my duty.’

‘It’s my responsibility to take care of them all. I will do my part.’

‘If you don’t throw the doors open, we shall break ‘em down,’ said Hugh; ‘for we will have the rioters out.’

‘If you don’t open the doors, we’ll break them down,’ said Hugh; ‘because we’re going to get the rioters out.’

‘All I can do, good people,’ Akerman replied, ‘is to exhort you to disperse; and to remind you that the consequences of any disturbance in this place, will be very severe, and bitterly repented by most of you, when it is too late.’

‘All I can do, good people,’ Akerman replied, ‘is urge you to disperse; and remind you that the consequences of any trouble in this place will be very serious, and most of you will regret it deeply when it's too late.’

He made as though he would retire when he said these words, but he was checked by the voice of the locksmith.

He acted like he was going to leave when he said this, but he was stopped by the voice of the locksmith.

‘Mr Akerman,’ cried Gabriel, ‘Mr Akerman.’

‘Mr. Akerman,’ shouted Gabriel, ‘Mr. Akerman.’

‘I will hear no more from any of you,’ replied the governor, turning towards the speaker, and waving his hand.

"I don't want to hear anything more from any of you," the governor said, turning to the speaker and waving his hand.

‘But I am not one of them,’ said Gabriel. ‘I am an honest man, Mr Akerman; a respectable tradesman—Gabriel Varden, the locksmith. You know me?’

‘But I'm not one of them,’ said Gabriel. ‘I’m an honest man, Mr. Akerman; a respectable tradesman—Gabriel Varden, the locksmith. Do you know me?’

‘You among the crowd!’ cried the governor in an altered voice.

‘You in the crowd!’ shouted the governor in a changed tone.

‘Brought here by force—brought here to pick the lock of the great door for them,’ rejoined the locksmith. ‘Bear witness for me, Mr Akerman, that I refuse to do it; and that I will not do it, come what may of my refusal. If any violence is done to me, please to remember this.’

‘Brought here against my will—brought here to unlock the big door for them,’ said the locksmith. ‘Please bear witness for me, Mr. Akerman, that I refuse to do it; and that I won’t do it, no matter what happens as a result of my refusal. If any harm comes to me, please remember this.’

‘Is there no way of helping you?’ said the governor.

"Is there any way I can help you?" asked the governor.

‘None, Mr Akerman. You’ll do your duty, and I’ll do mine. Once again, you robbers and cut-throats,’ said the locksmith, turning round upon them, ‘I refuse. Ah! Howl till you’re hoarse. I refuse.’

‘None, Mr. Akerman. You’ll do your job, and I’ll do mine. Once again, you thieves and murderers,’ said the locksmith, turning to face them, ‘I refuse. Ah! Yell until you’re hoarse. I refuse.’

‘Stay—stay!’ said the jailer, hastily. ‘Mr Varden, I know you for a worthy man, and one who would do no unlawful act except upon compulsion—’

‘Wait—wait!’ said the jailer, quickly. ‘Mr. Varden, I recognize you as a respectable man, someone who wouldn’t commit an unlawful act unless forced to—’

‘Upon compulsion, sir,’ interposed the locksmith, who felt that the tone in which this was said, conveyed the speaker’s impression that he had ample excuse for yielding to the furious multitude who beset and hemmed him in, on every side, and among whom he stood, an old man, quite alone; ‘upon compulsion, sir, I’ll do nothing.’

‘Under pressure, sir,’ interrupted the locksmith, who sensed that the way it was said suggested the speaker believed he had a good reason for giving in to the angry crowd surrounding him on all sides, while he stood there, an old man, completely alone; ‘under pressure, sir, I won’t do anything.’

‘Where is that man,’ said the keeper, anxiously, ‘who spoke to me just now?’

‘Where is that guy,’ said the keeper, anxiously, ‘who just talked to me?’

‘Here!’ Hugh replied.

"Here!" Hugh said.

‘Do you know what the guilt of murder is, and that by keeping that honest tradesman at your side you endanger his life!’

‘Do you understand what it means to feel guilty about murder, and that by keeping that honest tradesman close to you, you put his life at risk!’

‘We know it very well,’ he answered, ‘for what else did we bring him here? Let’s have our friends, master, and you shall have your friend. Is that fair, lads?’

‘We know it really well,’ he replied, ‘because why else did we bring him here? Let’s invite our friends, boss, and you can have your friend. Does that sound fair, guys?’

The mob replied to him with a loud Hurrah!

The crowd shouted back at him with a loud cheer!

‘You see how it is, sir?’ cried Varden. ‘Keep ‘em out, in King George’s name. Remember what I have said. Good night!’

‘You see how it is, sir?’ shouted Varden. ‘Keep them out, in King George’s name. Remember what I’ve said. Good night!’

There was no more parley. A shower of stones and other missiles compelled the keeper of the jail to retire; and the mob, pressing on, and swarming round the walls, forced Gabriel Varden close up to the door.

There was no more discussion. A rain of stones and other projectiles forced the jailer to back off; and the crowd, pushing forward and clustering around the walls, drove Gabriel Varden right up to the door.

In vain the basket of tools was laid upon the ground before him, and he was urged in turn by promises, by blows, by offers of reward, and threats of instant death, to do the office for which they had brought him there. ‘No,’ cried the sturdy locksmith, ‘I will not!’

In vain, the basket of tools was placed on the ground in front of him, and he was urged in various ways—by promises, by blows, by offers of reward, and threats of immediate death—to do the job for which they had brought him there. “No,” shouted the strong locksmith, “I will not!”

He had never loved his life so well as then, but nothing could move him. The savage faces that glared upon him, look where he would; the cries of those who thirsted, like wild animals, for his blood; the sight of men pressing forward, and trampling down their fellows, as they strove to reach him, and struck at him above the heads of other men, with axes and with iron bars; all failed to daunt him. He looked from man to man, and face to face, and still, with quickened breath and lessening colour, cried firmly, ‘I will not!’

He had never loved his life as much as he did in that moment, but nothing could change his mind. The brutal faces that glared at him, no matter where he looked; the shouts of those who, like wild animals, craved his blood; the sight of men pushing forward and trampling their own as they tried to reach him, striking at him over the heads of others with axes and iron bars; none of it shook his resolve. He looked from one man to another, face to face, and still, breathing heavily and growing paler, he shouted defiantly, ‘I will not!’

Dennis dealt him a blow upon the face which felled him to the ground. He sprung up again like a man in the prime of life, and with blood upon his forehead, caught him by the throat.

Dennis landed a punch on his face that knocked him to the ground. He got back up like a man in his prime, and with blood on his forehead, grabbed him by the throat.

‘You cowardly dog!’ he said: ‘Give me my daughter. Give me my daughter.’

‘You cowardly dog!’ he said. ‘Give me my daughter. Give me my daughter.’

They struggled together. Some cried ‘Kill him,’ and some (but they were not near enough) strove to trample him to death. Tug as he would at the old man’s wrists, the hangman could not force him to unclench his hands.

They fought together. Some shouted, "Kill him," and some (though they were too far away) tried to stomp him to death. No matter how hard he pulled at the old man’s wrists, the hangman couldn’t make him let go.

‘Is this all the return you make me, you ungrateful monster?’ he articulated with great difficulty, and with many oaths.

‘Is this all the thanks I get from you, you ungrateful monster?’ he said with great difficulty, using many curses.

‘Give me my daughter!’ cried the locksmith, who was now as fierce as those who gathered round him: ‘Give me my daughter!’

"Give me my daughter!" shouted the locksmith, now as fierce as the people surrounding him. "Give me my daughter!"

He was down again, and up, and down once more, and buffeting with a score of them, who bandied him from hand to hand, when one tall fellow, fresh from a slaughter-house, whose dress and great thigh-boots smoked hot with grease and blood, raised a pole-axe, and swearing a horrible oath, aimed it at the old man’s uncovered head. At that instant, and in the very act, he fell himself, as if struck by lightning, and over his body a one-armed man came darting to the locksmith’s side. Another man was with him, and both caught the locksmith roughly in their grasp.

He was down again, then up, and down once more, being tossed around by a bunch of them, when a tall guy, just out of a slaughterhouse, whose clothes and big rubber boots were steaming with grease and blood, raised a pole-axe and swore a nasty curse, aiming it at the old man’s bare head. In that moment, just as he swung, he fell over as if struck by lightning, and a one-armed man rushed to the locksmith’s side. Another man was with him, and they both grabbed the locksmith roughly.

‘Leave him to us!’ they cried to Hugh—struggling, as they spoke, to force a passage backward through the crowd. ‘Leave him to us. Why do you waste your whole strength on such as he, when a couple of men can finish him in as many minutes! You lose time. Remember the prisoners! remember Barnaby!’

“Leave him to us!” they shouted to Hugh—struggling, as they spoke, to push their way back through the crowd. “Leave him to us. Why are you wasting all your strength on someone like him, when a couple of guys can take him down in just a few minutes? You’re wasting time. Remember the prisoners! Remember Barnaby!”

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The cry ran through the mob. Hammers began to rattle on the walls; and every man strove to reach the prison, and be among the foremost rank. Fighting their way through the press and struggle, as desperately as if they were in the midst of enemies rather than their own friends, the two men retreated with the locksmith between them, and dragged him through the very heart of the concourse.

The shout spread through the crowd. Hammers started to clang against the walls, and every man pushed to get to the prison, eager to be at the front. Fighting their way through the throng as fiercely as if they were facing enemies instead of their own friends, the two men pulled the locksmith along with them, dragging him through the middle of the crowd.

And now the strokes began to fall like hail upon the gate, and on the strong building; for those who could not reach the door, spent their fierce rage on anything—even on the great blocks of stone, which shivered their weapons into fragments, and made their hands and arms to tingle as if the walls were active in their stout resistance, and dealt them back their blows. The clash of iron ringing upon iron, mingled with the deafening tumult and sounded high above it, as the great sledge-hammers rattled on the nailed and plated door: the sparks flew off in showers; men worked in gangs, and at short intervals relieved each other, that all their strength might be devoted to the work; but there stood the portal still, as grim and dark and strong as ever, and, saving for the dints upon its battered surface, quite unchanged.

And now the blows started to fall like hail on the gate and on the sturdy building; for those who couldn’t reach the door redirected their fury onto anything—even the massive stone blocks, which shattered their weapons into pieces and made their hands and arms tingle as if the walls were actively resisting and returning their strikes. The clash of iron on iron mixed with the deafening chaos and rose above it all, as the heavy sledgehammers pounded on the nailed and plated door: sparks flew off in showers; men worked in teams and rotated at short intervals so all their strength could go into the effort; yet the portal remained, as grim, dark, and strong as before, and aside from the dents on its battered surface, completely unchanged.

While some brought all their energies to bear upon this toilsome task; and some, rearing ladders against the prison, tried to clamber to the summit of the walls they were too short to scale; and some again engaged a body of police a hundred strong, and beat them back and trod them under foot by force of numbers; others besieged the house on which the jailer had appeared, and driving in the door, brought out his furniture, and piled it up against the prison-gate, to make a bonfire which should burn it down. As soon as this device was understood, all those who had laboured hitherto, cast down their tools and helped to swell the heap; which reached half-way across the street, and was so high, that those who threw more fuel on the top, got up by ladders. When all the keeper’s goods were flung upon this costly pile, to the last fragment, they smeared it with the pitch, and tar, and rosin they had brought, and sprinkled it with turpentine. To all the woodwork round the prison-doors they did the like, leaving not a joist or beam untouched. This infernal christening performed, they fired the pile with lighted matches and with blazing tow, and then stood by, awaiting the result.

While some put all their energy into this difficult task; some, propping up ladders against the prison, tried to climb to the top of the walls they couldn’t reach; and others hired a hundred police officers and overwhelmed them with sheer numbers; a few surrounded the house where the jailer had appeared, broke down the door, pulled out his furniture, and stacked it up against the prison gate to set it on fire. As soon as everyone understood this plan, those who had been working until then dropped their tools and joined in to increase the pile, which reached halfway across the street and was so high that those adding more fuel at the top used ladders. Once all of the keeper’s possessions were thrown onto this expensive heap, right down to the last piece, they covered it with the pitch, tar, and rosin they had brought and sprinkled it with turpentine. They did the same to all the woodwork around the prison doors, leaving not a single joist or beam untouched. Once this hellish preparation was complete, they set the pile on fire with lit matches and burning rags, then stood by and waited for the outcome.

The furniture being very dry, and rendered more combustible by wax and oil, besides the arts they had used, took fire at once. The flames roared high and fiercely, blackening the prison-wall, and twining up its loftly front like burning serpents. At first they crowded round the blaze, and vented their exultation only in their looks: but when it grew hotter and fiercer—when it crackled, leaped, and roared, like a great furnace—when it shone upon the opposite houses, and lighted up not only the pale and wondering faces at the windows, but the inmost corners of each habitation—when through the deep red heat and glow, the fire was seen sporting and toying with the door, now clinging to its obdurate surface, now gliding off with fierce inconstancy and soaring high into the sky, anon returning to fold it in its burning grasp and lure it to its ruin—when it shone and gleamed so brightly that the church clock of St Sepulchre’s so often pointing to the hour of death, was legible as in broad day, and the vane upon its steeple-top glittered in the unwonted light like something richly jewelled—when blackened stone and sombre brick grew ruddy in the deep reflection, and windows shone like burnished gold, dotting the longest distance in the fiery vista with their specks of brightness—when wall and tower, and roof and chimney-stack, seemed drunk, and in the flickering glare appeared to reel and stagger—when scores of objects, never seen before, burst out upon the view, and things the most familiar put on some new aspect—then the mob began to join the whirl, and with loud yells, and shouts, and clamour, such as happily is seldom heard, bestirred themselves to feed the fire, and keep it at its height.

The furniture was extremely dry and made even more flammable by wax and oil, so it caught fire immediately. The flames roared up high and fiercely, blackening the prison wall and twisting up its tall front like burning snakes. At first, the crowd gathered around the blaze, showing their excitement only through their expressions, but as the heat intensified—crackling, leaping, and roaring like a massive furnace—when it illuminated the buildings across the street and brightened not just the pale, astonished faces at the windows but also the darkest corners of each home—when the deep red heat of the fire was seen playing with the door, now clinging to its stubborn surface, now darting away with wild unpredictability and soaring high into the air, then returning to clasp it in its fiery grip and tempt it to destruction—when it shone so brightly that the church clock of St. Sepulchre’s, which often marked the hour of death, was as clear as in broad daylight, and the weathervane atop its steeple sparkled in the unusual light like something adorned with jewels—when the blackened stone and dark brick took on a warm glow in the red reflection, and windows sparkled like polished gold, scattering bright spots in the fiery scene—when walls, towers, roofs, and chimneys seemed disoriented, appearing to reel and stagger in the flickering light—when countless objects, never seen before, came into view, and the most familiar things looked somehow transformed—then the crowd joined in the chaos, with loud yells, shouts, and clamor, a sound rarely heard, as they hurried to feed the fire and keep it burning strong.

Although the heat was so intense that the paint on the houses over against the prison, parched and crackled up, and swelling into boils, as it were from excess of torture, broke and crumbled away; although the glass fell from the window-sashes, and the lead and iron on the roofs blistered the incautious hand that touched them, and the sparrows in the eaves took wing, and rendered giddy by the smoke, fell fluttering down upon the blazing pile; still the fire was tended unceasingly by busy hands, and round it, men were going always. They never slackened in their zeal, or kept aloof, but pressed upon the flames so hard, that those in front had much ado to save themselves from being thrust in; if one man swooned or dropped, a dozen struggled for his place, and that although they knew the pain, and thirst, and pressure to be unendurable. Those who fell down in fainting-fits, and were not crushed or burnt, were carried to an inn-yard close at hand, and dashed with water from a pump; of which buckets full were passed from man to man among the crowd; but such was the strong desire of all to drink, and such the fighting to be first, that, for the most part, the whole contents were spilled upon the ground, without the lips of one man being moistened.

Although the heat was so intense that the paint on the houses across from the prison cracked and bubbled as if it were being tortured, breaking and crumbling away; although the glass fell from the window frames, and the lead and iron on the roofs blistered the careless hand that touched them, and the sparrows in the eaves flew off, dizzy from the smoke, dropping down onto the blazing pile; still, the fire was constantly tended by busy hands, and around it, men kept coming. They never loosened their efforts or stayed back, but pushed against the flames so hard that those in front struggled to save themselves from being pushed in; if one man fainted or fell, a dozen fought for his spot, even though they knew the pain, thirst, and pressure were unbearable. Those who collapsed from exhaustion and were not crushed or burned were taken to a nearby inn yard and splashed with water from a pump; buckets of water were passed from person to person among the crowd; but such was the strong urge of everyone to drink, and such was the fight to be first, that most of the water ended up spilling on the ground, with none of the men having their lips moistened.

Meanwhile, and in the midst of all the roar and outcry, those who were nearest to the pile, heaped up again the burning fragments that came toppling down, and raked the fire about the door, which, although a sheet of flame, was still a door fast locked and barred, and kept them out. Great pieces of blazing wood were passed, besides, above the people’s heads to such as stood about the ladders, and some of these, climbing up to the topmost stave, and holding on with one hand by the prison wall, exerted all their skill and force to cast these fire-brands on the roof, or down into the yards within. In many instances their efforts were successful; which occasioned a new and appalling addition to the horrors of the scene: for the prisoners within, seeing from between their bars that the fire caught in many places and thrived fiercely, and being all locked up in strong cells for the night, began to know that they were in danger of being burnt alive. This terrible fear, spreading from cell to cell and from yard to yard, vented itself in such dismal cries and wailings, and in such dreadful shrieks for help, that the whole jail resounded with the noise; which was loudly heard even above the shouting of the mob and roaring of the flames, and was so full of agony and despair, that it made the boldest tremble.

Meanwhile, amidst all the noise and chaos, those closest to the pile began to stack the burning debris that kept falling down and tended to the fire around the door, which, despite being engulfed in flames, remained securely locked and barred, keeping them out. Large pieces of blazing wood were passed over the heads of the crowd to those standing by the ladders, and some of them, climbing to the top rung and holding on with one hand to the prison wall, used all their strength and skill to throw these fiery brands onto the roof or down into the yards inside. In many cases, their attempts were successful, which added a new and horrifying layer to the scene: because the prisoners inside, seeing from between the bars that the fire had caught in multiple places and was burning intensely, and being locked in their strong cells for the night, started to realize they were in danger of being burned alive. This terrible fear, spreading from cell to cell and from yard to yard, expressed itself in such mournful cries and wailings, and in such horrifying screams for help, that the entire jail echoed with the sound; it was loud enough to be heard even above the shouting of the mob and the roaring of the flames, and was so filled with agony and despair that it made even the bravest shudder.

It was remarkable that these cries began in that quarter of the jail which fronted Newgate Street, where, it was well known, the men who were to suffer death on Thursday were confined. And not only were these four who had so short a time to live, the first to whom the dread of being burnt occurred, but they were, throughout, the most importunate of all: for they could be plainly heard, notwithstanding the great thickness of the walls, crying that the wind set that way, and that the flames would shortly reach them; and calling to the officers of the jail to come and quench the fire from a cistern which was in their yard, and full of water. Judging from what the crowd outside the walls could hear from time to time, these four doomed wretches never ceased to call for help; and that with as much distraction, and in as great a frenzy of attachment to existence, as though each had an honoured, happy life before him, instead of eight-and-forty hours of miserable imprisonment, and then a violent and shameful death.

It was striking that these cries started in that part of the jail facing Newgate Street, where it was well known the men who were to be executed on Thursday were held. And not only were these four, who had so little time left, the first to feel the fear of being burned, but they were also the most urgent of all: they could be clearly heard, despite the thick walls, crying that the wind was blowing in their direction and that the flames would reach them soon; they were calling to the jail officers to come and put out the fire from a cistern in their yard that was full of water. Based on what the crowd outside the walls could hear from time to time, these four doomed men never stopped calling for help, expressing as much desperation and frantic attachment to life as if each of them had a bright, happy future ahead, instead of forty-eight hours of miserable imprisonment followed by a violent and shameful death.

But the anguish and suffering of the two sons of one of these men, when they heard, or fancied that they heard, their father’s voice, is past description. After wringing their hands and rushing to and fro as if they were stark mad, one mounted on the shoulders of his brother, and tried to clamber up the face of the high wall, guarded at the top with spikes and points of iron. And when he fell among the crowd, he was not deterred by his bruises, but mounted up again, and fell again, and, when he found the feat impossible, began to beat the stones and tear them with his hands, as if he could that way make a breach in the strong building, and force a passage in. At last, they cleft their way among the mob about the door, though many men, a dozen times their match, had tried in vain to do so, and were seen, in—yes, in—the fire, striving to prize it down, with crowbars.

But the pain and suffering of the two sons of one of these men, when they heard, or thought they heard, their father’s voice, is beyond words. After wringing their hands and rushing around like they were out of their minds, one climbed onto his brother's shoulders and tried to scramble up the high wall, which was spiked and had iron points at the top. When he fell into the crowd, he didn’t let his bruises stop him; he got back up and fell again, and when he realized he couldn’t do it, he started hitting the stones and clawing at them with his hands, as if he could somehow break through the solid structure and force his way in. Eventually, they pushed their way through the crowd at the door, even though many men, far stronger than them, had failed to do so, and were seen—in fact, in the fire—trying to pry it open with crowbars.

Nor were they alone affected by the outcry from within the prison. The women who were looking on, shrieked loudly, beat their hands together, stopped their ears; and many fainted: the men who were not near the walls and active in the siege, rather than do nothing, tore up the pavement of the street, and did so with a haste and fury they could not have surpassed if that had been the jail, and they were near their object. Not one living creature in the throng was for an instant still. The whole great mass were mad.

They weren't the only ones affected by the chaos from inside the prison. The women watching screamed loudly, clapped their hands, covered their ears, and many fainted. The men who weren't close to the walls and were busy with the siege, instead of standing around doing nothing, tore up the pavement of the street with a speed and intensity they couldn't have matched even if they were at the jail and focused on their goal. No one in the crowd was still for even a moment. The entire massive crowd was out of control.

A shout! Another! Another yet, though few knew why, or what it meant. But those around the gate had seen it slowly yield, and drop from its topmost hinge. It hung on that side by but one, but it was upright still, because of the bar, and its having sunk, of its own weight, into the heap of ashes at its foot. There was now a gap at the top of the doorway, through which could be descried a gloomy passage, cavernous and dark. Pile up the fire!

A shout! Another! And yet another, though few understood why or what it meant. But those around the gate had watched it slowly give way and drop from its top hinge. It was hanging on by just one hinge, but it was still upright because of the bar, having sunk under its own weight into the pile of ashes at its base. There was now a gap at the top of the doorway, revealing a gloomy, cavernous dark passage. Stack up the fire!

It burnt fiercely. The door was red-hot, and the gap wider. They vainly tried to shield their faces with their hands, and standing as if in readiness for a spring, watched the place. Dark figures, some crawling on their hands and knees, some carried in the arms of others, were seen to pass along the roof. It was plain the jail could hold out no longer. The keeper, and his officers, and their wives and children, were escaping. Pile up the fire!

It burned intensely. The door was glowing red, and the gap was getting wider. They desperately tried to shield their faces with their hands, and standing as if ready to leap, they kept an eye on the scene. Dark figures, some crawling on their hands and knees, some being carried by others, were seen moving along the roof. It was clear the jail couldn't hold out much longer. The warden, along with his staff, their wives, and children, were making their escape. Keep feeding the fire!

The door sank down again: it settled deeper in the cinders—tottered—yielded—was down!

The door sank down again: it settled deeper in the ashes—wobbled—gave way—was down!

As they shouted again, they fell back, for a moment, and left a clear space about the fire that lay between them and the jail entry. Hugh leapt upon the blazing heap, and scattering a train of sparks into the air, and making the dark lobby glitter with those that hung upon his dress, dashed into the jail.

As they shouted again, they stumbled back for a moment, creating a clear space around the fire that lay between them and the jail entrance. Hugh jumped onto the blazing pile, scattering sparks into the air and making the dark lobby sparkle with those that clung to his clothes, before rushing into the jail.

The hangman followed. And then so many rushed upon their track, that the fire got trodden down and thinly strewn about the street; but there was no need of it now, for, inside and out, the prison was in flames.

The hangman followed. And then so many rushed in their direction that the fire was trampled down and scattered across the street; but it wasn't needed anymore, because the prison was ablaze inside and out.





Chapter 65

During the whole course of the terrible scene which was now at its height, one man in the jail suffered a degree of fear and mental torment which had no parallel in the endurance, even of those who lay under sentence of death.

During the entire horrific scene that was now at its peak, one man in the jail experienced a level of fear and mental agony that had no equal, even among those facing a death sentence.

When the rioters first assembled before the building, the murderer was roused from sleep—if such slumbers as his may have that blessed name—by the roar of voices, and the struggling of a great crowd. He started up as these sounds met his ear, and, sitting on his bedstead, listened.

When the rioters first gathered outside the building, the murderer was jolted awake—if his sleep could even be called that—by the loud voices and the chaos of a large crowd. He sat up as he heard these noises and listened while sitting on his bed.

After a short interval of silence the noise burst out again. Still listening attentively, he made out, in course of time, that the jail was besieged by a furious multitude. His guilty conscience instantly arrayed these men against himself, and brought the fear upon him that he would be singled out, and torn to pieces.

After a brief moment of silence, the noise erupted again. Still listening closely, he gradually realized that the jail was under attack by a raging crowd. His guilty conscience quickly turned these men into his enemies, filling him with the fear that he would be singled out and torn apart.

Once impressed with the terror of this conceit, everything tended to confirm and strengthen it. His double crime, the circumstances under which it had been committed, the length of time that had elapsed, and its discovery in spite of all, made him, as it were, the visible object of the Almighty’s wrath. In all the crime and vice and moral gloom of the great pest-house of the capital, he stood alone, marked and singled out by his great guilt, a Lucifer among the devils. The other prisoners were a host, hiding and sheltering each other—a crowd like that without the walls. He was one man against the whole united concourse; a single, solitary, lonely man, from whom the very captives in the jail fell off and shrunk appalled.

Once he was struck by the fear of this idea, everything seemed to confirm and intensify it. His double crime, the circumstances surrounding it, the time that had passed, and its discovery despite everything made him, in a sense, a visible target of the Almighty’s anger. Amid all the crime, vice, and moral despair of the great prison in the capital, he stood alone, marked out by his immense guilt, a Lucifer among the devils. The other prisoners formed a crowd, hiding and sheltering each other—a group like those outside the walls. He was one man against the entire gathered mass; a single, solitary, lonely man, from whom even the other inmates in the jail recoiled and shrank back in fear.

It might be that the intelligence of his capture having been bruited abroad, they had come there purposely to drag him out and kill him in the street; or it might be that they were the rioters, and, in pursuance of an old design, had come to sack the prison. But in either case he had no belief or hope that they would spare him. Every shout they raised, and every sound they made, was a blow upon his heart. As the attack went on, he grew more wild and frantic in his terror: tried to pull away the bars that guarded the chimney and prevented him from climbing up: called loudly on the turnkeys to cluster round the cell and save him from the fury of the rabble; or put him in some dungeon underground, no matter of what depth, how dark it was, or loathsome, or beset with rats and creeping things, so that it hid him and was hard to find.

It could be that news of his capture had spread and they had come there specifically to drag him out and kill him in the street; or maybe they were the rioters who, following an old plan, had come to loot the prison. But either way, he had no belief or hope that they would spare him. Every shout they made, and every noise they created, felt like a blow to his heart. As the attack continued, he became more frantic with fear: he tried to pull away the bars blocking the chimney so he could climb up; he shouted loudly for the guards to gather around the cell and protect him from the mob; or he begged to be put in some underground dungeon, regardless of how deep, dark, or disgusting it was, or even if it was filled with rats and creepy things, as long as it could hide him and make him hard to find.

But no one came, or answered him. Fearful, even while he cried to them, of attracting attention, he was silent. By and bye, he saw, as he looked from his grated window, a strange glimmering on the stone walls and pavement of the yard. It was feeble at first, and came and went, as though some officers with torches were passing to and fro upon the roof of the prison. Soon it reddened, and lighted brands came whirling down, spattering the ground with fire, and burning sullenly in corners. One rolled beneath a wooden bench, and set it in a blaze; another caught a water-spout, and so went climbing up the wall, leaving a long straight track of fire behind it. After a time, a slow thick shower of burning fragments, from some upper portion of the prison which was blazing nigh, began to fall before his door. Remembering that it opened outwards, he knew that every spark which fell upon the heap, and in the act lost its bright life, and died an ugly speck of dust and rubbish, helped to entomb him in a living grave. Still, though the jail resounded with shrieks and cries for help,—though the fire bounded up as if each separate flame had had a tiger’s life, and roared as though, in every one, there were a hungry voice—though the heat began to grow intense, and the air suffocating, and the clamour without increased, and the danger of his situation even from one merciless element was every moment more extreme,—still he was afraid to raise his voice again, lest the crowd should break in, and should, of their own ears or from the information given them by the other prisoners, get the clue to his place of confinement. Thus fearful alike, of those within the prison and of those without; of noise and silence; light and darkness; of being released, and being left there to die; he was so tortured and tormented, that nothing man has ever done to man in the horrible caprice of power and cruelty, exceeds his self-inflicted punishment.

But no one came or answered him. Terrified, even while he shouted for help, he stayed quiet, afraid of drawing attention. Eventually, he noticed, as he looked through his barred window, a strange glimmer on the stone walls and pavement of the yard. At first, it was weak and flickered, like some officers with torches were moving back and forth on the prison roof. Soon it turned red, and burning brands came flying down, splattering the ground with fire and smoldering in the corners. One landed under a wooden bench, igniting it; another caught a water spout and climbed up the wall, leaving a long trail of fire behind it. After a while, a slow, heavy shower of burning debris, from some upper part of the prison that was on fire, started to fall in front of his door. Remembering that it opened outward, he realized that every spark landing on the pile lost its bright life and turned into a dull speck of dust and trash, contributing to his entombment in a living grave. Still, even as the jail echoed with screams and cries for help—though the fire surged as if each separate flame had a life of its own, roaring as if it contained a hungry voice—though the heat increased and the air became suffocating, and the noise outside grew louder, and the danger from one relentless element was intensifying every moment—he was still afraid to raise his voice again, fearing that the crowd would break in and figure out his location either by hearing him or through information given by the other prisoners. Thus, afraid of both those inside the prison and those outside; of noise and silence; of light and darkness; of being freed and being left to die; he was so tortured and tormented that nothing anyone has ever done to another person in the cruel whims of power and cruelty exceeds the punishment he inflicted on himself.

Now, now, the door was down. Now they came rushing through the jail, calling to each other in the vaulted passages; clashing the iron gates dividing yard from yard; beating at the doors of cells and wards; wrenching off bolts and locks and bars; tearing down the door-posts to get men out; endeavouring to drag them by main force through gaps and windows where a child could scarcely pass; whooping and yelling without a moment’s rest; and running through the heat and flames as if they were cased in metal. By their legs, their arms, the hair upon their heads, they dragged the prisoners out. Some threw themselves upon the captives as they got towards the door, and tried to file away their irons; some danced about them with a frenzied joy, and rent their clothes, and were ready, as it seemed, to tear them limb from limb. Now a party of a dozen men came darting through the yard into which the murderer cast fearful glances from his darkened window; dragging a prisoner along the ground whose dress they had nearly torn from his body in their mad eagerness to set him free, and who was bleeding and senseless in their hands. Now a score of prisoners ran to and fro, who had lost themselves in the intricacies of the prison, and were so bewildered with the noise and glare that they knew not where to turn or what to do, and still cried out for help, as loudly as before. Anon some famished wretch whose theft had been a loaf of bread, or scrap of butcher’s meat, came skulking past, barefooted—going slowly away because that jail, his house, was burning; not because he had any other, or had friends to meet, or old haunts to revisit, or any liberty to gain, but liberty to starve and die. And then a knot of highwaymen went trooping by, conducted by the friends they had among the crowd, who muffled their fetters as they went along, with handkerchiefs and bands of hay, and wrapped them in coats and cloaks, and gave them drink from bottles, and held it to their lips, because of their handcuffs which there was no time to remove. All this, and Heaven knows how much more, was done amidst a noise, a hurry, and distraction, like nothing that we know of, even in our dreams; which seemed for ever on the rise, and never to decrease for the space of a single instant.

Now, the door was down. They came rushing through the jail, calling out to each other in the vaulted passages; slamming the iron gates that separated the yards; banging on the doors of cells and wards; prying off bolts, locks, and bars; tearing down the doorframes to get men out; trying to drag them by brute force through gaps and windows that even a child could barely fit through; whooping and yelling without a moment's pause; and running through the heat and flames as if they were covered in metal. They dragged the prisoners out by their legs, their arms, and the hair on their heads. Some tackled the captives as they neared the door, attempting to remove their shackles; others danced around them in a frenzy of joy, tearing at their clothes, and seemed ready to tear them limb from limb. Then, a group of a dozen men burst through the yard, drawing fearful glances from the murderer hiding behind his darkened window; they were dragging a prisoner along the ground, whose clothes they had nearly ripped off in their frantic eagerness to free him, and he was bleeding and unconscious in their grasp. A score of prisoners were running to and fro, having gotten lost in the maze of the prison, bewildered by the noise and light, unsure where to go or what to do, still calling out for help as loudly as before. Soon, some starving wretch, who had stolen a loaf of bread or a scrap of butcher's meat, crept past, barefoot—slowly moving away because his home, the jail, was on fire; not because he had anywhere else to go, or friends to meet, or familiar places to revisit, or any freedom to gain, but the freedom to starve and die. Then, a group of highwaymen marched by, guided by friends in the crowd, who covered their shackles with handkerchiefs and bundles of hay, wrapped them in coats and cloaks, and gave them drinks from bottles, holding it to their lips because there was no time to remove their handcuffs. All this, and Heaven knows how much more, unfolded amidst a noise, a rush, and chaos like nothing we've ever experienced, even in our dreams; it seemed to be continuously escalating and never decreased for even a single moment.

He was still looking down from his window upon these things, when a band of men with torches, ladders, axes, and many kinds of weapons, poured into the yard, and hammering at his door, inquired if there were any prisoner within. He left the window when he saw them coming, and drew back into the remotest corner of the cell; but although he returned them no answer, they had a fancy that some one was inside, for they presently set ladders against it, and began to tear away the bars at the casement; not only that, indeed, but with pickaxes to hew down the very stones in the wall.

He was still watching from his window when a group of men with torches, ladders, axes, and various weapons rushed into the yard and pounded on his door, asking if there was any prisoner inside. He stepped away from the window when he saw them approaching and moved to the farthest corner of the cell; however, even though he didn’t respond, they believed someone was inside. They quickly set up ladders against the wall and started to pry the bars from the window; in fact, they even began using pickaxes to break down the very stones in the wall.

As soon as they had made a breach at the window, large enough for the admission of a man’s head, one of them thrust in a torch and looked all round the room. He followed this man’s gaze until it rested on himself, and heard him demand why he had not answered, but made him no reply.

As soon as they broke a hole in the window big enough for a man's head to fit through, one of them shoved in a flashlight and looked around the room. He followed this guy's gaze until it landed on him, and he heard him ask why he hadn’t replied, but he didn’t respond.

In the general surprise and wonder, they were used to this; without saying anything more, they enlarged the breach until it was large enough to admit the body of a man, and then came dropping down upon the floor, one after another, until the cell was full. They caught him up among them, handed him to the window, and those who stood upon the ladders passed him down upon the pavement of the yard. Then the rest came out, one after another, and, bidding him fly, and lose no time, or the way would be choked up, hurried away to rescue others.

In the general surprise and amazement, they were used to this; without saying anything more, they widened the gap until it was big enough for a man to get through, and then they dropped down onto the floor, one after another, until the cell was full. They lifted him up among them, handed him to the window, and those on the ladders passed him down to the yard pavement. Then the rest came out, one after another, urging him to run and not waste any time, or the way would be blocked, and hurried off to rescue others.

It seemed not a minute’s work from first to last. He staggered to his feet, incredulous of what had happened, when the yard was filled again, and a crowd rushed on, hurrying Barnaby among them. In another minute—not so much: another minute! the same instant, with no lapse or interval between!—he and his son were being passed from hand to hand, through the dense crowd in the street, and were glancing backward at a burning pile which some one said was Newgate.

It felt like no time at all, from beginning to end. He stumbled to his feet, in disbelief at what had just happened, as the yard filled up again, and a crowd rushed in, pushing Barnaby along with them. In another minute—not even that: the very same moment, without any break at all!—he and his son were being passed from person to person through the thick crowd in the street, glancing back at a burning pile that someone said was Newgate.

From the moment of their first entrance into the prison, the crowd dispersed themselves about it, and swarmed into every chink and crevice, as if they had a perfect acquaintance with its innermost parts, and bore in their minds an exact plan of the whole. For this immediate knowledge of the place, they were, no doubt, in a great degree, indebted to the hangman, who stood in the lobby, directing some to go this way, some that, and some the other; and who materially assisted in bringing about the wonderful rapidity with which the release of the prisoners was effected.

From the moment they first entered the prison, the crowd spread out, pouring into every nook and cranny as if they were completely familiar with its inner workings and had a detailed map of the entire place in their heads. They were, no doubt, largely helped by the executioner, who stood in the lobby, directing some people this way, others that way, and still others somewhere else; his guidance significantly contributed to the astonishing speed at which the prisoners were released.

But this functionary of the law reserved one important piece of intelligence, and kept it snugly to himself. When he had issued his instructions relative to every other part of the building, and the mob were dispersed from end to end, and busy at their work, he took a bundle of keys from a kind of cupboard in the wall, and going by a kind of passage near the chapel (it joined the governors house, and was then on fire), betook himself to the condemned cells, which were a series of small, strong, dismal rooms, opening on a low gallery, guarded, at the end at which he entered, by a strong iron wicket, and at its opposite extremity by two doors and a thick grate. Having double locked the wicket, and assured himself that the other entrances were well secured, he sat down on a bench in the gallery, and sucked the head of his stick with the utmost complacency, tranquillity, and contentment.

But this law official kept one important piece of information to himself. After he had given instructions for every other part of the building, and the crowd was dispersed from one end to the other, busy with their tasks, he took a bunch of keys from a kind of cupboard in the wall. He made his way through a passage near the chapel (which was connected to the governor's house and was currently on fire) to the condemned cells, a series of small, sturdy, gloomy rooms that opened onto a low gallery. This gallery was secured at one end by a strong iron gate and at the other by two doors and a thick grate. After double-locking the gate and making sure the other entrances were secure, he sat down on a bench in the gallery and contentedly sucked on the head of his stick, feeling completely relaxed and satisfied.

It would have been strange enough, a man’s enjoying himself in this quiet manner, while the prison was burning, and such a tumult was cleaving the air, though he had been outside the walls. But here, in the very heart of the building, and moreover with the prayers and cries of the four men under sentence sounding in his ears, and their hands, stretched out through the gratings in their cell-doors, clasped in frantic entreaty before his very eyes, it was particularly remarkable. Indeed, Mr Dennis appeared to think it an uncommon circumstance, and to banter himself upon it; for he thrust his hat on one side as some men do when they are in a waggish humour, sucked the head of his stick with a higher relish, and smiled as though he would say, ‘Dennis, you’re a rum dog; you’re a queer fellow; you’re capital company, Dennis, and quite a character!’

It would have been strange enough for a man to be enjoying himself in this quiet way while the prison was burning and chaos filled the air, even if he was outside the walls. But here, right in the middle of the building, and with the prayers and cries of the four men facing execution ringing in his ears, and their hands reaching through the grates in their cell doors, pleading in desperation before his very eyes, it was especially remarkable. In fact, Mr. Dennis seemed to find it an unusual situation and teased himself about it; he tilted his hat to one side like some guys do when they're feeling playful, savored the top of his stick with more pleasure, and smiled as if to say, ‘Dennis, you're a funny guy; you're a strange one; you’re great company, Dennis, and quite a character!’

He sat in this way for some minutes, while the four men in the cells, who were certain that somebody had entered the gallery, but could not see who, gave vent to such piteous entreaties as wretches in their miserable condition may be supposed to have been inspired with: urging, whoever it was, to set them at liberty, for the love of Heaven; and protesting, with great fervour, and truly enough, perhaps, for the time, that if they escaped, they would amend their ways, and would never, never, never again do wrong before God or man, but would lead penitent and sober lives, and sorrowfully repent the crimes they had committed. The terrible energy with which they spoke, would have moved any person, no matter how good or just (if any good or just person could have strayed into that sad place that night), to have set them at liberty: and, while he would have left any other punishment to its free course, to have saved them from this last dreadful and repulsive penalty; which never turned a man inclined to evil, and has hardened thousands who were half inclined to good.

He sat this way for a few minutes while the four men in the cells, certain that someone had entered the gallery but unable to see who it was, poured out such pitiful pleas that anyone in their desperate situation might be inspired with: begging whoever it was to release them for the love of Heaven; and insisting, with intense fervor, and perhaps genuinely for the time being, that if they escaped, they would change their ways and would never, ever, ever do wrong before God or man again, but would live repentant and sober lives, genuinely regretting the crimes they had committed. The sheer intensity with which they spoke would have moved anyone, no matter how good or just (if any good or just person could have wandered into that sad place that night), to set them free; and while they would have left any other punishment to take its course, they would have saved them from this final dreadful and repulsive penalty, which never turned a man towards good and has hardened thousands who were only half inclined toward it.

Mr Dennis, who had been bred and nurtured in the good old school, and had administered the good old laws on the good old plan, always once and sometimes twice every six weeks, for a long time, bore these appeals with a deal of philosophy. Being at last, however, rather disturbed in his pleasant reflection by their repetition, he rapped at one of the doors with his stick, and cried:

Mr. Dennis, who had been raised in the traditional way and had enforced the traditional laws for quite a while, usually once or sometimes twice every six weeks, handled these appeals with a lot of patience. However, after a while, he became somewhat annoyed by their constant repetition, so he tapped on one of the doors with his stick and shouted:

‘Hold your noise there, will you?’

‘Can you keep it down for a minute?’

At this they all cried together that they were to be hanged on the next day but one; and again implored his aid.

At this, they all shouted together that they were going to be hanged the day after tomorrow, and once again begged for his help.

‘Aid! For what!’ said Mr Dennis, playfully rapping the knuckles of the hand nearest him.

“Help! For what!” said Mr. Dennis, playfully tapping the knuckles of the hand closest to him.

‘To save us!’ they cried.

"To save us!" they shouted.

‘Oh, certainly,’ said Mr Dennis, winking at the wall in the absence of any friend with whom he could humour the joke. ‘And so you’re to be worked off, are you, brothers?’

‘Oh, definitely,’ said Mr. Dennis, winking at the wall since there was no friend around to share the joke with. ‘So, you’re going to be pushed aside, are you, brothers?’

‘Unless we are released to-night,’ one of them cried, ‘we are dead men!’

‘Unless we get out of here tonight,’ one of them shouted, ‘we’re dead!’

‘I tell you what it is,’ said the hangman, gravely; ‘I’m afraid, my friend, that you’re not in that ‘ere state of mind that’s suitable to your condition, then; you’re not a-going to be released: don’t think it—Will you leave off that ‘ere indecent row? I wonder you an’t ashamed of yourselves, I do.’

‘I’ll tell you what’s going on,’ said the hangman seriously. ‘I’m afraid, my friend, that you’re not in the right state of mind for your situation; you’re not getting out of this—don’t kid yourself. Will you stop that ridiculous noise? I can’t believe you’re not embarrassed by this.’

He followed up this reproof by rapping every set of knuckles one after the other, and having done so, resumed his seat again with a cheerful countenance.

He followed up this reprimand by tapping each set of knuckles one after the other, and after doing that, he sat back down with a cheerful expression.

‘You’ve had law,’ he said, crossing his legs and elevating his eyebrows: ‘laws have been made a’ purpose for you; a wery handsome prison’s been made a’ purpose for you; a parson’s kept a purpose for you; a constitootional officer’s appointed a’ purpose for you; carts is maintained a’ purpose for you—and yet you’re not contented!—WILL you hold that noise, you sir in the furthest?’

‘You’ve studied law,’ he said, crossing his legs and raising his eyebrows. ‘Laws have been created just for you; a very nice prison has been built just for you; a clergyman has been kept just for you; a constitutional officer has been appointed just for you; carts are provided just for you—and still you’re not satisfied!—Will you quiet down, you over there in the back?’

A groan was the only answer.

A groan was the only response.

‘So well as I can make out,’ said Mr Dennis, in a tone of mingled badinage and remonstrance, ‘there’s not a man among you. I begin to think I’m on the opposite side, and among the ladies; though for the matter of that, I’ve seen a many ladies face it out, in a manner that did honour to the sex.—You in number two, don’t grind them teeth of yours. Worse manners,’ said the hangman, rapping at the door with his stick, ‘I never see in this place afore. I’m ashamed of you. You’re a disgrace to the Bailey.’

"So far as I can tell," said Mr. Dennis, with a mix of teasing and admonishment, "there's not a man among you. I'm starting to feel like I'm on the wrong side and surrounded by women; though, I have to say, I've seen many women hold their own in a way that honors their gender. You in number two, stop grinding your teeth. I've never seen worse manners in this place before. I'm ashamed of you. You're a disgrace to the Bailey."

After pausing for a moment to hear if anything could be pleaded in justification, Mr Dennis resumed in a sort of coaxing tone:

After taking a moment to see if anything could be offered in defense, Mr. Dennis continued in a somewhat soothing tone:

‘Now look’ee here, you four. I’m come here to take care of you, and see that you an’t burnt, instead of the other thing. It’s no use your making any noise, for you won’t be found out by them as has broken in, and you’ll only be hoarse when you come to the speeches,—which is a pity. What I say in respect to the speeches always is, “Give it mouth.” That’s my maxim. Give it mouth. I’ve heerd,’ said the hangman, pulling off his hat to take his handkerchief from the crown and wipe his face, and then putting it on again a little more on one side than before, ‘I’ve heerd a eloquence on them boards—you know what boards I mean—and have heerd a degree of mouth given to them speeches, that they was as clear as a bell, and as good as a play. There’s a pattern! And always, when a thing of this natur’s to come off, what I stand up for, is, a proper frame of mind. Let’s have a proper frame of mind, and we can go through with it, creditable—pleasant—sociable. Whatever you do (and I address myself in particular, to you in the furthest), never snivel. I’d sooner by half, though I lose by it, see a man tear his clothes a’ purpose to spile ‘em before they come to me, than find him snivelling. It’s ten to one a better frame of mind, every way!’

“Now listen up, you four. I’m here to take care of you and make sure you’re not burnt, instead of the opposite. There’s no point in making any noise, because those who’ve broken in won’t find you, and you’ll just end up hoarse when it’s time for the speeches—which is a shame. What I always say about the speeches is, ‘Give it your all.’ That’s my motto. I’ve heard,” said the hangman, taking off his hat to grab his handkerchief from the inside and wipe his face, then putting it back on a bit askew, “I’ve heard some powerful speeches on those boards—you know the ones I’m talking about—and I’ve heard them delivered with such conviction that they were as clear as a bell and as good as a show. There’s a standard! And whenever something like this is about to happen, what I advocate for is a proper mindset. Let’s get in the right frame of mind, and we can get through this—respectably—enjoyably—sociably. Whatever you do (and I’m particularly addressing you all the way over there), never cry. I’d much rather see a man deliberately tear his clothes to ruin them before they get to me than catch him crying. It’s definitely a better mindset, in every way!”

While the hangman addressed them to this effect, in the tone and with the air of a pastor in familiar conversation with his flock, the noise had been in some degree subdued; for the rioters were busy in conveying the prisoners to the Sessions House, which was beyond the main walls of the prison, though connected with it, and the crowd were busy too, in passing them from thence along the street. But when he had got thus far in his discourse, the sound of voices in the yard showed plainly that the mob had returned and were coming that way; and directly afterwards a violent crashing at the grate below, gave note of their attack upon the cells (as they were called) at last.

While the hangman spoke to them in a manner similar to a pastor casually chatting with his congregation, the noise had lessened a bit; the rioters were busy moving the prisoners to the Sessions House, which was beyond the main walls of the prison but still connected to it, and the crowd was also occupied with passing them along the street. But as he continued his speech, the sound of voices in the yard made it clear that the mob had returned and was approaching; shortly after, a loud crashing at the grate below signaled their attack on the cells, as they were called.

It was in vain the hangman ran from door to door, and covered the grates, one after another, with his hat, in futile efforts to stifle the cries of the four men within; it was in vain he dogged their outstretched hands, and beat them with his stick, or menaced them with new and lingering pains in the execution of his office; the place resounded with their cries. These, together with the feeling that they were now the last men in the jail, so worked upon and stimulated the besiegers, that in an incredibly short space of time they forced the strong grate down below, which was formed of iron rods two inches square, drove in the two other doors, as if they had been but deal partitions, and stood at the end of the gallery with only a bar or two between them and the cells.

The hangman rushed from door to door, covering the grates one by one with his hat, trying unsuccessfully to quiet the cries of the four men inside. It was pointless as he followed their outstretched hands, hitting them with his stick or threatening them with more painful punishments as part of his job; the place echoed with their cries. This, along with the realization that they were now the last men in the jail, rallied and motivated their attackers so much that, in an incredibly short time, they forced down the heavy grate made of two-inch square iron bars, broke through the two other doors as if they were just flimsy partitions, and stood at the end of the hallway with only a few bars separating them from the cells.

‘Halloa!’ cried Hugh, who was the first to look into the dusky passage: ‘Dennis before us! Well done, old boy. Be quick, and open here, for we shall be suffocated in the smoke, going out.’

‘Hey!’ shouted Hugh, who was the first to peek into the dark passage. ‘Dennis is ahead of us! Great job, man. Hurry up and open this up, or we’re going to suffocate in the smoke when we leave.’

‘Go out at once, then,’ said Dennis. ‘What do you want here?’

‘Go out right now, then,’ said Dennis. ‘What are you doing here?’

‘Want!’ echoed Hugh. ‘The four men.’

‘Want!’ Hugh echoed. ‘The four men.’

‘Four devils!’ cried the hangman. ‘Don’t you know they’re left for death on Thursday? Don’t you respect the law—the constitootion—nothing? Let the four men be.’

‘Four devils!’ shouted the hangman. ‘Don’t you know they’re set for execution on Thursday? Don’t you have any respect for the law—the constitution—anything? Just leave those four men alone.’

‘Is this a time for joking?’ cried Hugh. ‘Do you hear ‘em? Pull away these bars that have got fixed between the door and the ground; and let us in.’

‘Is this a time for jokes?’ shouted Hugh. ‘Do you hear them? Move these bars that are stuck between the door and the ground, and let us in.’

‘Brother,’ said the hangman, in a low voice, as he stooped under pretence of doing what Hugh desired, but only looked up in his face, ‘can’t you leave these here four men to me, if I’ve the whim! You do what you like, and have what you like of everything for your share,—give me my share. I want these four men left alone, I tell you!’

‘Brother,’ said the hangman in a quiet voice as he leaned down pretending to do what Hugh wanted, but just looked up at his face, ‘can’t you leave these four men to me if I feel like it? You do what you want and take whatever you want for yourself—just give me my share. I want these four men left alone, I’m telling you!’

‘Pull the bars down, or stand out of the way,’ was Hugh’s reply.

“Pull the bars down, or step aside,” was Hugh’s response.

‘You can turn the crowd if you like, you know that well enough, brother,’ said the hangman, slowly. ‘What! You WILL come in, will you?’

‘You can sway the crowd if you want, you know that, brother,’ said the hangman, slowly. ‘What! You WILL come in, will you?’

‘Yes.’

‘Yeah.’

‘You won’t let these men alone, and leave ‘em to me? You’ve no respect for nothing—haven’t you?’ said the hangman, retreating to the door by which he had entered, and regarding his companion with a scowl. ‘You WILL come in, will you, brother!’

‘You won’t leave these guys alone and leave them to me? You have no respect for anything—do you?’ said the hangman, stepping back to the door he had come in through, eyeing his companion with a scowl. ‘You WILL come in, won’t you, brother!’

‘I tell you, yes. What the devil ails you? Where are you going?’

‘I’m telling you, yes. What on earth is wrong with you? Where are you headed?’

‘No matter where I’m going,’ rejoined the hangman, looking in again at the iron wicket, which he had nearly shut upon himself, and held ajar. ‘Remember where you’re coming. That’s all!’

‘No matter where I’m heading,’ the hangman replied, glancing back at the iron gate, which he had almost closed on himself but kept slightly open. ‘Just remember where you’re coming from. That’s all!’

With that, he shook his likeness at Hugh, and giving him a grin, compared with which his usual smile was amiable, disappeared, and shut the door.

With that, he grinned at Hugh and, with a smirk that made his usual smile seem friendly, vanished and closed the door.

Hugh paused no longer, but goaded alike by the cries of the convicts, and by the impatience of the crowd, warned the man immediately behind him—the way was only wide enough for one abreast—to stand back, and wielded a sledge-hammer with such strength, that after a few blows the iron bent and broke, and gave them free admittance.

Hugh didn't hesitate anymore. Urged on by the shouts of the convicts and the impatience of the crowd, he warned the man right behind him—there was only enough room for one person side by side—to step back. He swung a sledgehammer with such force that after just a few strikes, the iron bent and broke, clearing the way for them to pass.

If the two sons of one of these men, of whom mention has been made, were furious in their zeal before, they had now the wrath and vigour of lions. Calling to the man within each cell, to keep as far back as he could, lest the axes crashing through the door should wound him, a party went to work upon each one, to beat it in by sheer strength, and force the bolts and staples from their hold. But although these two lads had the weakest party, and the worst armed, and did not begin until after the others, having stopped to whisper to him through the grate, that door was the first open, and that man was the first out. As they dragged him into the gallery to knock off his irons, he fell down among them, a mere heap of chains, and was carried out in that state on men’s shoulders, with no sign of life.

If the two sons of one of these men, who were previously mentioned, were furious in their determination before, they were now as fierce and strong as lions. They called to the man in each cell to stay back as far as possible so he wouldn’t get hurt when the axes crashed through the door. A team went to work on each door, trying to break it down with sheer strength and force the bolts and staples free. But even though these two guys had the smallest group and the worst weapons, and didn’t start until after the others—having paused to whisper to him through the grate—those doors ended up being the first to open, and that man was the first to come out. As they pulled him into the hallway to remove his chains, he collapsed among them, just a pile of chains, and was carried out in that state on the shoulders of men, showing no signs of life.

The release of these four wretched creatures, and conveying them, astounded and bewildered, into the streets so full of life—a spectacle they had never thought to see again, until they emerged from solitude and silence upon that last journey, when the air should be heavy with the pent-up breath of thousands, and the streets and houses should be built and roofed with human faces, not with bricks and tiles and stones—was the crowning horror of the scene. Their pale and haggard looks and hollow eyes; their staggering feet, and hands stretched out as if to save themselves from falling; their wandering and uncertain air; the way they heaved and gasped for breath, as though in water, when they were first plunged into the crowd; all marked them for the men. No need to say ‘this one was doomed to die;’ for there were the words broadly stamped and branded on his face. The crowd fell off, as if they had been laid out for burial, and had risen in their shrouds; and many were seen to shudder, as though they had been actually dead men, when they chanced to touch or brush against their garments.

The release of these four miserable beings, and leading them, shocked and confused, into the bustling streets—a sight they never expected to witness again, until they emerged from their isolation on that final journey, when the air should be thick with the gathered breath of thousands, and the streets and buildings should be filled with human faces instead of bricks and tiles—was the ultimate horror of the scene. Their pale, gaunt faces and sunken eyes; their unsteady steps, and hands reaching out as if to prevent themselves from falling; their lost and disoriented expressions; the way they gasped for air, as if drowning, when they were first thrown into the crowd—all marked them clearly as the doomed. No need to say ‘this one was destined to die;’ for the signs were unmistakably etched on his face. The crowd recoiled, as if they had been laid out for a funeral and had risen in their shrouds; and many were seen to flinch, as though they had truly been dead men, when they accidentally brushed against their clothing.

At the bidding of the mob, the houses were all illuminated that night—lighted up from top to bottom as at a time of public gaiety and joy. Many years afterwards, old people who lived in their youth near this part of the city, remembered being in a great glare of light, within doors and without, and as they looked, timid and frightened children, from the windows, seeing a FACE go by. Though the whole great crowd and all its other terrors had faded from their recollection, this one object remained; alone, distinct, and well remembered. Even in the unpractised minds of infants, one of these doomed men darting past, and but an instant seen, was an image of force enough to dim the whole concourse; to find itself an all-absorbing place, and hold it ever after.

At the request of the mob, the houses were all lit up that night—bright from top to bottom like during a time of public celebration and happiness. Many years later, older people who lived nearby in their youth remembered being surrounded by a great brightness, both inside and outside, and as they looked out, timid and scared children from the windows saw a FACE go by. Even though the entire crowd and all its other fears had faded from their memory, this one image remained; alone, clear, and well-remembered. Even in the inexperienced minds of children, one of these condemned men rushing past, seen for just a moment, was powerful enough to overshadow the whole scene; it found a place that absorbed all attention and held it forever after.

When this last task had been achieved, the shouts and cries grew fainter; the clank of fetters, which had resounded on all sides as the prisoners escaped, was heard no more; all the noises of the crowd subsided into a hoarse and sullen murmur as it passed into the distance; and when the human tide had rolled away, a melancholy heap of smoking ruins marked the spot where it had lately chafed and roared.

When this final task was done, the shouting and cries faded away; the sound of chains, which had echoed all around as the prisoners escaped, was gone; all the noises from the crowd turned into a low and angry murmur as it moved further away; and when the mass of people had moved on, a sad pile of smoldering ruins marked the place where it had recently surged and roared.





Chapter 66

Although he had had no rest upon the previous night, and had watched with little intermission for some weeks past, sleeping only in the day by starts and snatches, Mr Haredale, from the dawn of morning until sunset, sought his niece in every place where he deemed it possible she could have taken refuge. All day long, nothing, save a draught of water, passed his lips; though he prosecuted his inquiries far and wide, and never so much as sat down, once.

Although he hadn’t slept at all the night before and had been watching with little break for weeks, catching only short naps during the day, Mr. Haredale searched for his niece from dawn until sunset in every place he thought she might have taken refuge. All day long, he didn’t eat anything except for a drink of water; he pursued his inquiries tirelessly and didn’t even sit down once.

In every quarter he could think of; at Chigwell and in London; at the houses of the tradespeople with whom he dealt, and of the friends he knew; he pursued his search. A prey to the most harrowing anxieties and apprehensions, he went from magistrate to magistrate, and finally to the Secretary of State. The only comfort he received was from this minister, who assured him that the Government, being now driven to the exercise of the extreme prerogatives of the Crown, were determined to exert them; that a proclamation would probably be out upon the morrow, giving to the military, discretionary and unlimited power in the suppression of the riots; that the sympathies of the King, the Administration, and both Houses of Parliament, and indeed of all good men of every religious persuasion, were strongly with the injured Catholics; and that justice should be done them at any cost or hazard. He told him, moreover, that other persons whose houses had been burnt, had for a time lost sight of their children or their relatives, but had, in every case, within his knowledge, succeeded in discovering them; that his complaint should be remembered, and fully stated in the instructions given to the officers in command, and to all the inferior myrmidons of justice; and that everything that could be done to help him, should be done, with a goodwill and in good faith.

In every neighborhood he could think of; in Chigwell and London; at the homes of the tradespeople he worked with, and among his friends; he searched tirelessly. Overcome with intense anxiety and fear, he went from one magistrate to another, and finally to the Secretary of State. The only reassurance he got was from this minister, who told him that the Government, now pushed to use the full powers of the Crown, was determined to take action; that a proclamation would likely be issued the next day giving the military broad and unrestricted authority to control the riots; that the King, the Administration, both Houses of Parliament, and indeed all decent people of every faith were strongly in support of the wronged Catholics; and that justice would be served at any cost. He also mentioned that others whose homes had been burned had temporarily lost track of their children or family members, but had managed to find them again in every instance he knew of; that his complaint would be remembered and thoroughly included in the instructions given to the commanding officers and all the lower-ranking officials of justice; and that everything possible would be done to assist him, sincerely and in good faith.

Grateful for this consolation, feeble as it was in its reference to the past, and little hope as it afforded him in connection with the subject of distress which lay nearest to his heart; and really thankful for the interest the minister expressed, and seemed to feel, in his condition; Mr Haredale withdrew. He found himself, with the night coming on, alone in the streets; and destitute of any place in which to lay his head.

Grateful for this comfort, weak as it was in relation to the past, and with little hope it offered him regarding the distress that weighed most heavily on his heart; truly thankful for the concern the minister showed, and seemed to genuinely feel, for his situation; Mr. Haredale walked away. He found himself alone in the streets as night fell, without any place to rest his head.

He entered an hotel near Charing Cross, and ordered some refreshment and a bed. He saw that his faint and worn appearance attracted the attention of the landlord and his waiters; and thinking that they might suppose him to be penniless, took out his purse, and laid it on the table. It was not that, the landlord said, in a faltering voice. If he were one of those who had suffered by the rioters, he durst not give him entertainment. He had a family of children, and had been twice warned to be careful in receiving guests. He heartily prayed his forgiveness, but what could he do?

He walked into a hotel near Charing Cross and ordered some food and a room. He noticed that his pale and tired look caught the attention of the landlord and his waiters; thinking they might think he was broke, he took out his wallet and put it on the table. It wasn’t that, the landlord said in a shaky voice. If he was one of those who had been harmed by the rioters, he couldn’t risk giving him a room. He had a family with kids and had been warned twice to be cautious about who he let in. He sincerely asked for his forgiveness, but what could he do?

Nothing. No man felt that more sincerely than Mr Haredale. He told the man as much, and left the house.

Nothing. No man understood that more deeply than Mr. Haredale. He expressed this to the man and then left the house.

Feeling that he might have anticipated this occurrence, after what he had seen at Chigwell in the morning, where no man dared to touch a spade, though he offered a large reward to all who would come and dig among the ruins of his house, he walked along the Strand; too proud to expose himself to another refusal, and of too generous a spirit to involve in distress or ruin any honest tradesman who might be weak enough to give him shelter. He wandered into one of the streets by the side of the river, and was pacing in a thoughtful manner up and down, thinking of things that had happened long ago, when he heard a servant-man at an upper window call to another on the opposite side of the street, that the mob were setting fire to Newgate.

Feeling like he might have seen this coming, after what he had witnessed at Chigwell that morning, where no one dared to pick up a spade despite him offering a large reward to anyone willing to help dig through the ruins of his house, he strolled along the Strand; too proud to face another rejection, and too kind-hearted to put any honest tradesman in trouble or danger by seeking their shelter. He wandered into one of the streets by the river, pacing thoughtfully back and forth, reflecting on events from long ago, when he heard a servant from an upper window call to another across the street that the mob was setting fire to Newgate.

To Newgate! where that man was! His failing strength returned, his energies came back with tenfold vigour, on the instant. If it were possible—if they should set the murderer free—was he, after all he had undergone, to die with the suspicion of having slain his own brother, dimly gathering about him—

To Newgate! where that man was! His strength returned, and his energy came back with even more power, right away. If it were possible—if they were to let the murderer go free—was he, after everything he had been through, going to die with the suspicion of having killed his own brother hanging over him—

He had no consciousness of going to the jail; but there he stood, before it. There was the crowd wedged and pressed together in a dense, dark, moving mass; and there were the flames soaring up into the air. His head turned round and round, lights flashed before his eyes, and he struggled hard with two men.

He had no awareness of heading to the jail; yet there he was, standing in front of it. There was a crowd packed tightly together in a dense, dark, flowing mass; and the flames were shooting up into the sky. His head spun, lights flashed before his eyes, and he fought desperately with two men.

‘Nay, nay,’ said one. ‘Be more yourself, my good sir. We attract attention here. Come away. What can you do among so many men?’

‘No, no,’ said one. ‘Be yourself, my good sir. We’re drawing attention here. Let’s move away. What can you do with so many men around?’

‘The gentleman’s always for doing something,’ said the other, forcing him along as he spoke. ‘I like him for that. I do like him for that.’

‘The guy is always up for doing something,’ said the other, pushing him along as he spoke. ‘I appreciate him for that. I really do like him for that.’

They had by this time got him into a court, hard by the prison. He looked from one to the other, and as he tried to release himself, felt that he tottered on his feet. He who had spoken first, was the old gentleman whom he had seen at the Lord Mayor’s. The other was John Grueby, who had stood by him so manfully at Westminster.

They had by this point brought him into a courtroom, right next to the prison. He glanced from one person to another, and as he tried to free himself, realized he was unsteady on his feet. The first speaker was the older man he had seen at the Lord Mayor’s. The other was John Grueby, who had supported him so bravely at Westminster.

‘What does this mean?’ he asked them faintly. ‘How came we together?’

‘What does this mean?’ he asked them softly. ‘How did we end up together?’

‘On the skirts of the crowd,’ returned the distiller; ‘but come with us. Pray come with us. You seem to know my friend here?’

‘On the edge of the crowd,’ replied the distiller; ‘but come with us. Please come with us. You seem to know my friend here?’

‘Surely,’ said Mr Haredale, looking in a kind of stupor at John.

‘Surely,’ said Mr. Haredale, staring in a sort of daze at John.

‘He’ll tell you then,’ returned the old gentleman, ‘that I am a man to be trusted. He’s my servant. He was lately (as you know, I have no doubt) in Lord George Gordon’s service; but he left it, and brought, in pure goodwill to me and others, who are marked by the rioters, such intelligence as he had picked up, of their designs.’

‘He'll tell you then,’ replied the old gentleman, ‘that I’m someone you can trust. He’s my servant. He was recently (as you probably know) working for Lord George Gordon; but he left that job and came to me out of pure goodwill, sharing any information he had gathered about the rioters' plans.’

—‘On one condition, please, sir,’ said John, touching his hat. No evidence against my lord—a misled man—a kind-hearted man, sir. My lord never intended this.’

—‘On one condition, please, sir,’ said John, touching his hat. No evidence against my lord—a misguided man—a good-hearted man, sir. My lord never meant for this to happen.’

‘The condition will be observed, of course,’ rejoined the old distiller. ‘It’s a point of honour. But come with us, sir; pray come with us.’

‘The condition will be observed, of course,’ replied the old distiller. ‘It’s a matter of honor. But come with us, sir; please come with us.’

John Grueby added no entreaties, but he adopted a different kind of persuasion, by putting his arm through one of Mr Haredale’s, while his master took the other, and leading him away with all speed.

John Grueby didn't beg, but he used a different kind of persuasion by linking his arm with Mr. Haredale's, while his boss took the other arm, and quickly leading him away.

Sensible, from a strange lightness in his head, and a difficulty in fixing his thoughts on anything, even to the extent of bearing his companions in his mind for a minute together without looking at them, that his brain was affected by the agitation and suffering through which he had passed, and to which he was still a prey, Mr Haredale let them lead him where they would. As they went along, he was conscious of having no command over what he said or thought, and that he had a fear of going mad.

Sensible, feeling a strange lightness in his head and struggling to focus on anything— even managing to hold his companions in his thoughts for a minute without glancing at them— Mr. Haredale realized that his brain was impacted by the turmoil and pain he had experienced, which he was still struggling with. He let them guide him wherever they pleased. As they moved along, he sensed he had no control over what he said or thought, and he was afraid of losing his mind.

The distiller lived, as he had told him when they first met, on Holborn Hill, where he had great storehouses and drove a large trade. They approached his house by a back entrance, lest they should attract the notice of the crowd, and went into an upper room which faced towards the street; the windows, however, in common with those of every other room in the house, were boarded up inside, in order that, out of doors, all might appear quite dark.

The distiller lived, as he had told him when they first met, on Holborn Hill, where he had large warehouses and ran a big business. They approached his house through a back entrance to avoid attracting the crowd's attention and went into an upstairs room that faced the street; however, the windows, like those in every other room in the house, were boarded up on the inside so that everything outside looked completely dark.

They laid him on a sofa in this chamber, perfectly insensible; but John immediately fetching a surgeon, who took from him a large quantity of blood, he gradually came to himself. As he was, for the time, too weak to walk, they had no difficulty in persuading him to remain there all night, and got him to bed without loss of a minute. That done, they gave him cordial and some toast, and presently a pretty strong composing-draught, under the influence of which he soon fell into a lethargy, and, for a time, forgot his troubles.

They laid him down on a couch in this room, completely unconscious; but John quickly brought in a surgeon, who took a large amount of blood from him, and he gradually regained consciousness. Since he was too weak to walk at the moment, they easily convinced him to stay there for the night, and they got him to bed right away. Once that was done, they gave him some cordial and toast, and soon after a fairly strong sedative, which made him fall into a deep sleep, letting him forget his troubles for a while.

The vintner, who was a very hearty old fellow and a worthy man, had no thoughts of going to bed himself, for he had received several threatening warnings from the rioters, and had indeed gone out that evening to try and gather from the conversation of the mob whether his house was to be the next attacked. He sat all night in an easy-chair in the same room—dozing a little now and then—and received from time to time the reports of John Grueby and two or three other trustworthy persons in his employ, who went out into the streets as scouts; and for whose entertainment an ample allowance of good cheer (which the old vintner, despite his anxiety, now and then attacked himself) was set forth in an adjoining chamber.

The winemaker, who was a jolly old guy and a decent man, had no plans to go to bed himself, since he had received several threatening warnings from the rioters. He had actually gone out that evening to try to figure out from the crowd's conversation whether his house would be the next to be attacked. He sat all night in a comfy chair in the same room—dozing a bit from time to time—and received updates from John Grueby and a couple of other reliable people he employed, who ventured into the streets as scouts. For their comfort, a generous supply of drinks and snacks (which the old winemaker, despite his worries, occasionally indulged in himself) was set up in a nearby room.

These accounts were of a sufficiently alarming nature from the first; but as the night wore on, they grew so much worse, and involved such a fearful amount of riot and destruction, that in comparison with these new tidings all the previous disturbances sunk to nothing.

These reports were pretty alarming from the start; but as the night went on, they got much worse and involved so much chaos and destruction that, compared to this new information, all the earlier disturbances seemed insignificant.

The first intelligence that came, was of the taking of Newgate, and the escape of all the prisoners, whose track, as they made up Holborn and into the adjacent streets, was proclaimed to those citizens who were shut up in their houses, by the rattling of their chains, which formed a dismal concert, and was heard in every direction, as though so many forges were at work. The flames too, shone so brightly through the vintner’s skylights, that the rooms and staircases below were nearly as light as in broad day; while the distant shouting of the mob seemed to shake the very walls and ceilings.

The first news that came in was about the takeover of Newgate and the escape of all the prisoners. Their escape route, as they moved up Holborn and into the nearby streets, was announced to the citizens locked inside their homes by the clanking of their chains, which created a grim symphony that could be heard everywhere, as if dozens of forges were at work. The flames also shone so brightly through the vintner’s skylights that the rooms and staircases below were almost as bright as in the daytime, while the distant shouts of the crowd seemed to shake the very walls and ceilings.

At length they were heard approaching the house, and some minutes of terrible anxiety ensued. They came close up, and stopped before it; but after giving three loud yells, went on. And although they returned several times that night, creating new alarms each time, they did nothing there; having their hands full. Shortly after they had gone away for the first time, one of the scouts came running in with the news that they had stopped before Lord Mansfield’s house in Bloomsbury Square.

At last, they were heard coming toward the house, and a few minutes of intense anxiety followed. They got close and stopped in front of it; but after letting out three loud shouts, they moved on. Even though they came back several times that night, causing new worries each time, they didn’t do anything there; they were too busy with other things. Shortly after they left for the first time, one of the scouts ran in with the news that they had stopped in front of Lord Mansfield’s house in Bloomsbury Square.

Soon afterwards there came another, and another, and then the first returned again, and so, by little and little, their tale was this:—That the mob gathering round Lord Mansfield’s house, had called on those within to open the door, and receiving no reply (for Lord and Lady Mansfield were at that moment escaping by the backway), forced an entrance according to their usual custom. That they then began to demolish the house with great fury, and setting fire to it in several parts, involved in a common ruin the whole of the costly furniture, the plate and jewels, a beautiful gallery of pictures, the rarest collection of manuscripts ever possessed by any one private person in the world, and worse than all, because nothing could replace this loss, the great Law Library, on almost every page of which were notes in the Judge’s own hand, of inestimable value,—being the results of the study and experience of his whole life. That while they were howling and exulting round the fire, a troop of soldiers, with a magistrate among them, came up, and being too late (for the mischief was by that time done), began to disperse the crowd. That the Riot Act being read, and the crowd still resisting, the soldiers received orders to fire, and levelling their muskets shot dead at the first discharge six men and a woman, and wounded many persons; and loading again directly, fired another volley, but over the people’s heads it was supposed, as none were seen to fall. That thereupon, and daunted by the shrieks and tumult, the crowd began to disperse, and the soldiers went away, leaving the killed and wounded on the ground: which they had no sooner done than the rioters came back again, and taking up the dead bodies, and the wounded people, formed into a rude procession, having the bodies in the front. That in this order they paraded off with a horrible merriment; fixing weapons in the dead men’s hands to make them look as if alive; and preceded by a fellow ringing Lord Mansfield’s dinner-bell with all his might.

Soon after, more people arrived, and then the first group came back again, and little by little, their story was this: The crowd gathering around Lord Mansfield's house had called for those inside to open the door, and after getting no answer (since Lord and Lady Mansfield were currently escaping through the back), they forced their way in as was their usual behavior. They then started to tear down the house with great anger, setting fire to it in several places, destroying all the expensive furniture, silver and jewels, a beautiful gallery of paintings, the rarest collection of manuscripts ever owned by a single person in the world, and worst of all, because nothing could replace this loss, the extensive Law Library, which contained notes in the Judge's own handwriting on almost every page, of immense value—being the result of his entire life’s study and experience. While they were howling and celebrating around the fire, a group of soldiers, accompanied by a magistrate, arrived, but they were too late (the damage was already done) and began to scatter the crowd. After the Riot Act was read, and the crowd still resisted, the soldiers were ordered to fire, and they aimed their muskets, shooting six men and one woman dead on the first shot, injuring many others; they quickly reloaded and fired again, but it was believed they aimed over the crowd, as no more people were seen to fall. Consequently, shaken by the screams and chaos, the crowd started to disperse, and the soldiers left the dead and wounded lying on the ground. No sooner had they left than the rioters returned, picked up the dead bodies and wounded individuals, and formed a crude procession with the bodies at the front. In this formation, they marched off with terrible joy, putting weapons in the hands of the dead men to make them appear alive, and led by someone ringing Lord Mansfield's dinner bell as loudly as possible.

The scouts reported further, that this party meeting with some others who had been at similar work elsewhere, they all united into one, and drafting off a few men with the killed and wounded, marched away to Lord Mansfield’s country seat at Caen Wood, between Hampstead and Highgate; bent upon destroying that house likewise, and lighting up a great fire there, which from that height should be seen all over London. But in this, they were disappointed, for a party of horse having arrived before them, they retreated faster than they went, and came straight back to town.

The scouts reported that a group met up with others who had been doing similar things elsewhere, and they all joined together. They sent off a few men with the injured and dead and marched to Lord Mansfield’s house at Caen Wood, located between Hampstead and Highgate, with the intention of destroying it and starting a large fire that could be seen all over London. However, they were disappointed because a cavalry unit arrived before them, so they retreated quickly and headed straight back to town.

There being now a great many parties in the streets, each went to work according to its humour, and a dozen houses were quickly blazing, including those of Sir John Fielding and two other justices, and four in Holborn—one of the greatest thoroughfares in London—which were all burning at the same time, and burned until they went out of themselves, for the people cut the engine hose, and would not suffer the firemen to play upon the flames. At one house near Moorfields, they found in one of the rooms some canary birds in cages, and these they cast into the fire alive. The poor little creatures screamed, it was said, like infants, when they were flung upon the blaze; and one man was so touched that he tried in vain to save them, which roused the indignation of the crowd, and nearly cost him his life.

With so many groups in the streets now, everyone went about things as they pleased, and a dozen houses quickly caught fire, including those of Sir John Fielding and two other judges, along with four in Holborn—one of the busiest streets in London—all burning at the same time, until they eventually burned out by themselves, because the crowd cut the fire engine hoses and wouldn’t let the firefighters put out the flames. At one house near Moorfields, they found some canary birds in cages in one of the rooms, which they threw into the fire while they were still alive. People said the poor little birds screamed like infants when they were tossed into the flames, and one man was so moved that he tried to save them, which angered the crowd and nearly cost him his life.

At this same house, one of the fellows who went through the rooms, breaking the furniture and helping to destroy the building, found a child’s doll—a poor toy—which he exhibited at the window to the mob below, as the image of some unholy saint which the late occupants had worshipped. While he was doing this, another man with an equally tender conscience (they had both been foremost in throwing down the canary birds for roasting alive), took his seat on the parapet of the house, and harangued the crowd from a pamphlet circulated by the Association, relative to the true principles of Christianity! Meanwhile the Lord Mayor, with his hands in his pockets, looked on as an idle man might look at any other show, and seemed mightily satisfied to have got a good place.

At this same house, one of the guys rummaging through the rooms, breaking furniture and helping to tear down the building, found a child's doll—a sad toy—which he held up at the window for the crowd below, as if it were some unholy saint worshipped by the former residents. While he was doing this, another guy with a similarly soft conscience (both had been at the front of tossing down the canaries to roast alive) took a seat on the edge of the house and lectured the crowd from a pamphlet circulated by the Association about the real principles of Christianity! Meanwhile, the Lord Mayor, with his hands in his pockets, watched as idly as anyone might watch a show, looking quite pleased to have found a good spot.

Such were the accounts brought to the old vintner by his servants as he sat at the side of Mr Haredale’s bed, having been unable even to doze, after the first part of the night; too much disturbed by his own fears; by the cries of the mob, the light of the fires, and the firing of the soldiers. Such, with the addition of the release of all the prisoners in the New Jail at Clerkenwell, and as many robberies of passengers in the streets, as the crowd had leisure to indulge in, were the scenes of which Mr Haredale was happily unconscious, and which were all enacted before midnight.

Such were the reports brought to the old winemaker by his servants as he sat beside Mr. Haredale’s bed, unable to even doze off after the first part of the night; he was too troubled by his own fears, the cries of the mob, the glow of the fires, and the gunfire from the soldiers. Along with this, the release of all the prisoners in the New Jail at Clerkenwell and many robberies of passersby in the streets, which the crowd had time to take part in, were the events Mr. Haredale was blissfully unaware of, all happening before midnight.





Chapter 67

When darkness broke away and morning began to dawn, the town wore a strange aspect indeed.

When the darkness lifted and morning started to break, the town looked really strange.

Sleep had hardly been thought of all night. The general alarm was so apparent in the faces of the inhabitants, and its expression was so aggravated by want of rest (few persons, with any property to lose, having dared go to bed since Monday), that a stranger coming into the streets would have supposed some mortal pest or plague to have been raging. In place of the usual cheerfulness and animation of morning, everything was dead and silent. The shops remained closed, offices and warehouses were shut, the coach and chair stands were deserted, no carts or waggons rumbled through the slowly waking streets, the early cries were all hushed; a universal gloom prevailed. Great numbers of people were out, even at daybreak, but they flitted to and fro as though they shrank from the sound of their own footsteps; the public ways were haunted rather than frequented; and round the smoking ruins people stood apart from one another and in silence, not venturing to condemn the rioters, or to be supposed to do so, even in whispers.

Sleep had hardly been on anyone's mind all night. The general anxiety was so clear on the faces of the townspeople, and it was made worse by their lack of rest (few people with anything to lose dared to go to bed since Monday), that a stranger walking the streets would think some deadly disease or plague was spreading. Instead of the usual morning cheerfulness and energy, everything felt lifeless and quiet. The shops were closed, offices and warehouses were locked up, the coach and chair stands were empty, no carts or wagons rolled through the slowly waking streets, and the morning shouts were all silent; a heavy gloom hung over everything. A lot of people were out, even at dawn, but they moved around like they were afraid of the sound of their own footsteps; the public spaces felt more haunted than busy; and around the smoking ruins, people stood apart in silence, not daring to criticize the rioters, or even to hint at it, even in whispers.

At the Lord President’s in Piccadilly, at Lambeth Palace, at the Lord Chancellor’s in Great Ormond Street, in the Royal Exchange, the Bank, the Guildhall, the Inns of Court, the Courts of Law, and every chamber fronting the streets near Westminster Hall and the Houses of Parliament, parties of soldiers were posted before daylight. A body of Horse Guards paraded Palace Yard; an encampment was formed in the Park, where fifteen hundred men and five battalions of Militia were under arms; the Tower was fortified, the drawbridges were raised, the cannon loaded and pointed, and two regiments of artillery busied in strengthening the fortress and preparing it for defence. A numerous detachment of soldiers were stationed to keep guard at the New River Head, which the people had threatened to attack, and where, it was said, they meant to cut off the main-pipes, so that there might be no water for the extinction of the flames. In the Poultry, and on Cornhill, and at several other leading points, iron chains were drawn across the street; parties of soldiers were distributed in some of the old city churches while it was yet dark; and in several private houses (among them, Lord Rockingham’s in Grosvenor Square); which were blockaded as though to sustain a siege, and had guns pointed from the windows. When the sun rose, it shone into handsome apartments filled with armed men; the furniture hastily heaped away in corners, and made of little or no account, in the terror of the time—on arms glittering in city chambers, among desks and stools, and dusty books—into little smoky churchyards in odd lanes and by-ways, with soldiers lying down among the tombs, or lounging under the shade of the one old tree, and their pile of muskets sparkling in the light—on solitary sentries pacing up and down in courtyards, silent now, but yesterday resounding with the din and hum of business—everywhere on guard-rooms, garrisons, and threatening preparations.

At the Lord President’s in Piccadilly, at Lambeth Palace, at the Lord Chancellor’s in Great Ormond Street, in the Royal Exchange, the Bank, the Guildhall, the Inns of Court, the Courts of Law, and every chamber facing the streets near Westminster Hall and the Houses of Parliament, groups of soldiers were stationed before dawn. A unit of Horse Guards paraded in Palace Yard; a camp was set up in the Park, where fifteen hundred men and five battalions of Militia were armed; the Tower was fortified, the drawbridges raised, the cannons loaded and aimed, and two regiments of artillery worked on strengthening the fortress and preparing it for defense. A large detachment of soldiers was positioned to guard the New River Head, which the people had threatened to attack, and where it was said they planned to cut off the main pipes to prevent water from extinguishing the flames. Iron chains blocked the streets in the Poultry, Cornhill, and at several other key locations; groups of soldiers were stationed at some of the old city churches while it was still dark; and in several private houses (including Lord Rockingham’s in Grosvenor Square), which were barricaded as if to withstand a siege, guns were pointed from the windows. When the sun rose, it shone into elegant rooms filled with armed men; the furniture quickly shoved into corners, losing its value in the panic of the times—on weapons glinting in city chambers among desks and stools and dusty books—into small smoky churchyards in narrow lanes and backstreets, with soldiers lying among the graves, or resting in the shade of the lone old tree, their stack of muskets sparkling in the light—on solitary sentries walking back and forth in courtyards, silent now, but just yesterday echoing with the noise and buzz of business—everywhere were guardrooms, garrisons, and ominous preparations.

As the day crept on, still more unusual sights were witnessed in the streets. The gates of the King’s Bench and Fleet Prisons being opened at the usual hour, were found to have notices affixed to them, announcing that the rioters would come that night to burn them down. The wardens, too well knowing the likelihood there was of this promise being fulfilled, were fain to set their prisoners at liberty, and give them leave to move their goods; so, all day, such of them as had any furniture were occupied in conveying it, some to this place, some to that, and not a few to the brokers’ shops, where they gladly sold it, for any wretched price those gentry chose to give. There were some broken men among these debtors who had been in jail so long, and were so miserable and destitute of friends, so dead to the world, and utterly forgotten and uncared for, that they implored their jailers not to set them free, and to send them, if need were, to some other place of custody. But they, refusing to comply, lest they should incur the anger of the mob, turned them into the streets, where they wandered up and down hardly remembering the ways untrodden by their feet so long, and crying—such abject things those rotten-hearted jails had made them—as they slunk off in their rags, and dragged their slipshod feet along the pavement.

As the day went on, even more strange sights appeared in the streets. The gates of the King’s Bench and Fleet Prisons opened at the usual time, but notices were posted on them announcing that the rioters planned to come that night to burn them down. The wardens, well aware of how likely this threat was to be carried out, had no choice but to release their prisoners and allow them to move their belongings. So all day, those prisoners with any furniture were busy transporting it, some to one place, some to another, and many to the brokers’ shops, where they sold it eagerly for whatever pitiful price the brokers offered. Among these debtors were some broken men who had been locked up for so long, so miserable and lacking in friends, so detached from the world, and completely forgotten and neglected, that they pleaded with their jailers not to let them go and to send them, if necessary, to another place of confinement. However, the wardens refused to give in, fearing the mob's wrath, and turned them out into the streets, where they wandered aimlessly, barely remembering the paths they hadn’t walked in so long, and crying—such pitiful creatures those decrepit jails had made them—as they shuffled off in their rags, dragging their worn-out feet along the pavement.

Even of the three hundred prisoners who had escaped from Newgate, there were some—a few, but there were some—who sought their jailers out and delivered themselves up: preferring imprisonment and punishment to the horrors of such another night as the last. Many of the convicts, drawn back to their old place of captivity by some indescribable attraction, or by a desire to exult over it in its downfall and glut their revenge by seeing it in ashes, actually went back in broad noon, and loitered about the cells. Fifty were retaken at one time on this next day, within the prison walls; but their fate did not deter others, for there they went in spite of everything, and there they were taken in twos and threes, twice or thrice a day, all through the week. Of the fifty just mentioned, some were occupied in endeavouring to rekindle the fire; but in general they seemed to have no object in view but to prowl and lounge about the old place: being often found asleep in the ruins, or sitting talking there, or even eating and drinking, as in a choice retreat.

Even among the three hundred prisoners who had escaped from Newgate, there were some—a few, but still some—who sought out their jailers and turned themselves in: choosing imprisonment and punishment over the horrors of experiencing another night like the last one. Many of the convicts, drawn back to their old place of confinement by some indescribable pull, or by a desire to revel in its destruction and satisfy their revenge by seeing it in ruins, actually returned in broad daylight, wandering around the cells. Fifty were caught at one time the next day, back within the prison walls; but their fate didn’t discourage others, as they kept coming back despite everything, and they were captured in twos and threes, several times a day, throughout the week. Of the fifty mentioned earlier, some were trying to rekindle the fire; but for the most part, they seemed to have no purpose in mind other than to hang around the old place: often found asleep in the wreckage, sitting and talking there, or even eating and drinking as if it were a cozy retreat.

Besides the notices on the gates of the Fleet and the King’s Bench, many similar announcements were left, before one o’clock at noon, at the houses of private individuals; and further, the mob proclaimed their intention of seizing on the Bank, the Mint, the Arsenal at Woolwich, and the Royal Palaces. The notices were seldom delivered by more than one man, who, if it were at a shop, went in, and laid it, with a bloody threat perhaps, upon the counter; or if it were at a private house, knocked at the door, and thrust it in the servant’s hand. Notwithstanding the presence of the military in every quarter of the town, and the great force in the Park, these messengers did their errands with impunity all through the day. So did two boys who went down Holborn alone, armed with bars taken from the railings of Lord Mansfield’s house, and demanded money for the rioters. So did a tall man on horseback who made a collection for the same purpose in Fleet Street, and refused to take anything but gold.

Besides the notices on the gates of the Fleet and the King’s Bench, many similar announcements were left before one o’clock in the afternoon at the homes of private individuals; furthermore, the mob announced their intent to seize the Bank, the Mint, the Arsenal at Woolwich, and the Royal Palaces. The notices were usually delivered by just one person, who, if at a shop, would go inside and lay it, possibly along with a bloody threat, on the counter; or if at a private house, would knock at the door and thrust it into the servant’s hand. Despite the presence of the military in every part of the town, and the large force in the Park, these messengers carried out their tasks without consequence throughout the day. So did two boys who walked down Holborn alone, armed with bars taken from the railings of Lord Mansfield’s house, demanding money for the rioters. So did a tall man on horseback who collected donations for the same purpose in Fleet Street and only accepted gold.

A rumour had now got into circulation, too, which diffused a greater dread all through London, even than these publicly announced intentions of the rioters, though all men knew that if they were successfully effected, there must ensue a national bankruptcy and general ruin. It was said that they meant to throw the gates of Bedlam open, and let all the madmen loose. This suggested such dreadful images to the people’s minds, and was indeed an act so fraught with new and unimaginable horrors in the contemplation, that it beset them more than any loss or cruelty of which they could foresee the worst, and drove many sane men nearly mad themselves.

A rumor had now spread around that caused even more fear throughout London than the rioters' publicly stated intentions, even though everyone knew that if those intentions were successfully carried out, it would lead to national bankruptcy and widespread disaster. People said they planned to open the gates of Bedlam and let all the madmen out. This idea brought such terrifying images to people's minds and was truly an act filled with new and unimaginable horrors that it worried them more than any loss or cruelty they could anticipate, driving many sane people close to madness themselves.

So the day passed on: the prisoners moving their goods; people running to and fro in the streets, carrying away their property; groups standing in silence round the ruins; all business suspended; and the soldiers disposed as has been already mentioned, remaining quite inactive. So the day passed on, and dreaded night drew near again.

So the day went on: the prisoners moving their things; people rushing back and forth in the streets, taking their belongings; groups standing silently around the ruins; all business stopped; and the soldiers, as mentioned before, staying completely inactive. So the day went on, and the dreaded night approached once more.

At last, at seven o’clock in the evening, the Privy Council issued a solemn proclamation that it was now necessary to employ the military, and that the officers had most direct and effectual orders, by an immediate exertion of their utmost force, to repress the disturbances; and warning all good subjects of the King to keep themselves, their servants, and apprentices, within doors that night. There was then delivered out to every soldier on duty, thirty-six rounds of powder and ball; the drums beat; and the whole force was under arms at sunset.

At last, at seven o’clock in the evening, the Privy Council issued an official statement declaring that it was now necessary to use the military. The officers received clear and direct orders to use their full strength to quell the disturbances and were warned to keep all loyal subjects of the King, along with their servants and apprentices, indoors that night. Each soldier on duty was then given thirty-six rounds of ammunition; the drums sounded; and the entire force was ready for action at sunset.

The City authorities, stimulated by these vigorous measures, held a Common Council; passed a vote thanking the military associations who had tendered their aid to the civil authorities; accepted it; and placed them under the direction of the two sheriffs. At the Queen’s palace, a double guard, the yeomen on duty, the groom-porters, and all other attendants, were stationed in the passages and on the staircases at seven o’clock, with strict instructions to be watchful on their posts all night; and all the doors were locked. The gentlemen of the Temple, and the other Inns, mounted guard within their gates, and strengthened them with the great stones of the pavement, which they took up for the purpose. In Lincoln’s Inn, they gave up the hall and commons to the Northumberland Militia, under the command of Lord Algernon Percy; in some few of the city wards, the burgesses turned out, and without making a very fierce show, looked brave enough. Some hundreds of stout gentlemen threw themselves, armed to the teeth, into the halls of the different companies, double-locked and bolted all the gates, and dared the rioters (among themselves) to come on at their peril. These arrangements being all made simultaneously, or nearly so, were completed by the time it got dark; and then the streets were comparatively clear, and were guarded at all the great corners and chief avenues by the troops: while parties of the officers rode up and down in all directions, ordering chance stragglers home, and admonishing the residents to keep within their houses, and, if any firing ensued, not to approach the windows. More chains were drawn across such of the thoroughfares as were of a nature to favour the approach of a great crowd, and at each of these points a considerable force was stationed. All these precautions having been taken, and it being now quite dark, those in command awaited the result in some anxiety: and not without a hope that such vigilant demonstrations might of themselves dishearten the populace, and prevent any new outrages.

The city officials, motivated by these strong actions, held a common council; they passed a vote of thanks to the military groups that had offered their help to the local authorities; they accepted the assistance and placed them under the guidance of the two sheriffs. At the Queen's palace, a double guard, including the yeomen on duty, groom-porters, and all other attendants, were stationed in the hallways and on the staircases at seven o'clock, with strict instructions to remain alert at their posts all night; and all the doors were locked. The members of the Temple and other inns kept watch within their gates, reinforcing them with large stones from the pavement that they removed for this purpose. In Lincoln's Inn, they surrendered the hall and common area to the Northumberland Militia, led by Lord Algernon Percy; in a few of the city wards, the burgesses gathered, and while they didn’t appear overly fierce, they looked brave enough. Several hundred strong men armed to the teeth occupied the halls of the various companies, double-locked and bolted all the gates, and challenged the rioters among themselves to come forward at their own risk. These arrangements, made simultaneously or nearly so, were completed by the time it got dark; then the streets were relatively clear and were protected at all major intersections and key routes by the troops, while groups of officers rode around in all directions, sending stray individuals home and advising residents to stay inside, and if any shooting happened, not to approach the windows. More chains were drawn across those roads that might attract large crowds, and at each of these points, a significant force was stationed. After all these precautions had been put in place, and with darkness fully set in, those in charge waited anxiously for the outcome, hoping that such vigilant actions might discourage the public and prevent any further violence.

But in this reckoning they were cruelly mistaken, for in half an hour, or less, as though the setting in of night had been their preconcerted signal, the rioters having previously, in small parties, prevented the lighting of the street lamps, rose like a great sea; and that in so many places at once, and with such inconceivable fury, that those who had the direction of the troops knew not, at first, where to turn or what to do. One after another, new fires blazed up in every quarter of the town, as though it were the intention of the insurgents to wrap the city in a circle of flames, which, contracting by degrees, should burn the whole to ashes; the crowd swarmed and roared in every street; and none but rioters and soldiers being out of doors, it seemed to the latter as if all London were arrayed against them, and they stood alone against the town.

But in this assessment they were seriously wrong, because in half an hour or less, as if the onset of night had been their planned signal, the rioters, who had previously worked in small groups to prevent the street lamps from being lit, surged like a massive wave. They struck in so many places at once and with such unimaginable intensity that those in charge of the troops didn't know at first where to turn or what to do. One by one, new fires flared up in every part of the town, as if the insurgents intended to encircle the city with flames that would gradually close in and consume everything. The crowd swarmed and shouted in every street, and with only rioters and soldiers outside, it felt to the soldiers as if the entire city of London was united against them, leaving them to stand alone against the town.

In two hours, six-and-thirty fires were raging—six-and-thirty great conflagrations: among them the Borough Clink in Tooley Street, the King’s Bench, the Fleet, and the New Bridewell. In almost every street, there was a battle; and in every quarter the muskets of the troops were heard above the shouts and tumult of the mob. The firing began in the Poultry, where the chain was drawn across the road, where nearly a score of people were killed on the first discharge. Their bodies having been hastily carried into St Mildred’s Church by the soldiers, the latter fired again, and following fast upon the crowd, who began to give way when they saw the execution that was done, formed across Cheapside, and charged them at the point of the bayonet.

In two hours, thirty-six fires were blazing—thirty-six large infernos: among them the Borough Clink on Tooley Street, the King’s Bench, the Fleet, and the New Bridewell. There was a fight in almost every street, and in every area, the sound of soldiers’ muskets drowned out the cries and chaos of the crowd. The shooting started in the Poultry, where a barricade was set up across the road, resulting in nearly twenty people being killed with the first shot. After the soldiers quickly moved their bodies into St Mildred’s Church, they fired again, pushing forward against the crowd, who started to retreat upon seeing the violence being inflicted, then formed lines across Cheapside and charged at them with their bayonets.

The streets were now a dreadful spectacle. The shouts of the rabble, the shrieks of women, the cries of the wounded, and the constant firing, formed a deafening and an awful accompaniment to the sights which every corner presented. Wherever the road was obstructed by the chains, there the fighting and the loss of life were greatest; but there was hot work and bloodshed in almost every leading thoroughfare.

The streets were now a terrible sight. The shouts of the crowd, the screams of women, the cries of the injured, and the constant gunfire created a loud and horrifying backdrop to the scenes at every corner. Wherever the road was blocked by the chains, the fighting and loss of life were the worst, but there was intense conflict and bloodshed on almost every main street.

At Holborn Bridge, and on Holborn Hill, the confusion was greater than in any other part; for the crowd that poured out of the city in two great streams, one by Ludgate Hill, and one by Newgate Street, united at that spot, and formed a mass so dense, that at every volley the people seemed to fall in heaps. At this place a large detachment of soldiery were posted, who fired, now up Fleet Market, now up Holborn, now up Snow Hill—constantly raking the streets in each direction. At this place too, several large fires were burning, so that all the terrors of that terrible night seemed to be concentrated in one spot.

At Holborn Bridge and on Holborn Hill, the chaos was worse than anywhere else; the crowd spilling out of the city in two big streams, one down Ludgate Hill and the other down Newgate Street, came together at that spot, creating such a dense mass that with each volley, people appeared to fall in heaps. A large group of soldiers was stationed there, firing up Fleet Market, then Holborn, then Snow Hill—constantly sweeping the streets in every direction. There were also several large fires burning, making it feel like all the horrors of that dreadful night were concentrated in one place.

Full twenty times, the rioters, headed by one man who wielded an axe in his right hand, and bestrode a brewer’s horse of great size and strength, caparisoned with fetters taken out of Newgate, which clanked and jingled as he went, made an attempt to force a passage at this point, and fire the vintner’s house. Full twenty times they were repulsed with loss of life, and still came back again; and though the fellow at their head was marked and singled out by all, and was a conspicuous object as the only rioter on horseback, not a man could hit him. So surely as the smoke cleared away, so surely there was he; calling hoarsely to his companions, brandishing his axe above his head, and dashing on as though he bore a charmed life, and was proof against ball and powder.

Twenty times, the rioters, led by a man swinging an axe in his right hand and riding a large, strong brewer's horse, clad with chains taken from Newgate that clanked and jingled as he moved, tried to break through at this spot and set fire to the vintner’s house. Each time, they were pushed back with casualties, but they kept coming back; and even though the man leading them was noticeable as the only rioter on horseback and easily recognized, no one could hit him. As sure as the smoke cleared, there he was, shouting hoarsely to his friends, waving his axe above his head, and charging forward as if he had some kind of invincibility, immune to bullets and gunpowder.

This man was Hugh; and in every part of the riot, he was seen. He headed two attacks upon the Bank, helped to break open the Toll-houses on Blackfriars Bridge, and cast the money into the street: fired two of the prisons with his own hand: was here, and there, and everywhere—always foremost—always active—striking at the soldiers, cheering on the crowd, making his horse’s iron music heard through all the yell and uproar: but never hurt or stopped. Turn him at one place, and he made a new struggle in another; force him to retreat at this point, and he advanced on that, directly. Driven from Holborn for the twentieth time, he rode at the head of a great crowd straight upon Saint Paul’s, attacked a guard of soldiers who kept watch over a body of prisoners within the iron railings, forced them to retreat, rescued the men they had in custody, and with this accession to his party, came back again, mad with liquor and excitement, and hallooing them on like a demon.

This man was Hugh, and he was everywhere during the riot. He led two attacks on the Bank, helped break open the Toll houses on Blackfriars Bridge, and threw money into the street. He set fire to two of the prisons himself. He was here, there, and everywhere—always at the front—always active—attacking the soldiers, rallying the crowd, making the sound of his horse's hooves resonate through all the noise and chaos, yet never getting hurt or stopped. If you pushed him back in one spot, he’d create a new struggle somewhere else; if you forced him to retreat here, he'd charge forward over there. After being driven from Holborn for the twentieth time, he led a large crowd straight toward Saint Paul’s, attacked a group of soldiers guarding a bunch of prisoners behind the iron railings, forced them to pull back, and freed the men they were holding. With this new addition to his group, he returned, wild with drink and excitement, urging them on like a demon.

It would have been no easy task for the most careful rider to sit a horse in the midst of such a throng and tumult; but though this madman rolled upon his back (he had no saddle) like a boat upon the sea, he never for an instant lost his seat, or failed to guide him where he would. Through the very thickest of the press, over dead bodies and burning fragments, now on the pavement, now in the road, now riding up a flight of steps to make himself the more conspicuous to his party, and now forcing a passage through a mass of human beings, so closely squeezed together that it seemed as if the edge of a knife would scarcely part them,—on he went, as though he could surmount all obstacles by the mere exercise of his will. And perhaps his not being shot was in some degree attributable to this very circumstance; for his extreme audacity, and the conviction that he must be one of those to whom the proclamation referred, inspired the soldiers with a desire to take him alive, and diverted many an aim which otherwise might have been more near the mark.

It wouldn’t have been easy for even the most skilled rider to stay on a horse in the middle of such a crowd and chaos; but although this madman rolled on his back (he didn’t have a saddle) like a boat on the ocean, he never lost his seat or failed to steer the horse where he wanted to go. He rode right through the thick of the crowd, over dead bodies and burning debris, sometimes on the pavement, sometimes in the road, sometimes riding up a flight of steps to make himself more visible to his group, and sometimes pushing his way through a tightly packed mass of people, so closely pressed together it seemed like a knife couldn't even cut through them. He charged on as if he could overcome any obstacle just by sheer will. And maybe the fact that he wasn’t shot had something to do with this very quality; his boldness and the belief that he must be one of those mentioned in the proclamation motivated the soldiers to capture him alive, causing many shots to miss their target.

The vintner and Mr Haredale, unable to sit quietly listening to the noise without seeing what went on, had climbed to the roof of the house, and hiding behind a stack of chimneys, were looking cautiously down into the street, almost hoping that after so many repulses the rioters would be foiled, when a great shout proclaimed that a parry were coming round the other way; and the dismal jingling of those accursed fetters warned them next moment that they too were led by Hugh. The soldiers had advanced into Fleet Market and were dispersing the people there; so that they came on with hardly any check, and were soon before the house.

The winemaker and Mr. Haredale, unable to just sit there and listen to the noise without knowing what was happening, climbed up to the roof of the house. They hid behind a stack of chimneys and cautiously looked down into the street, almost hoping that after so many setbacks, the rioters would be stopped. Then a loud shout announced that a group was coming from the other direction, and the ominous clinking of those cursed chains quickly reminded them that they were also being led by Hugh. The soldiers had moved into Fleet Market and were dispersing the crowd there, so they advanced with hardly any resistance and soon reached the house.

‘All’s over now,’ said the vintner. ‘Fifty thousand pounds will be scattered in a minute. We must save ourselves. We can do no more, and shall have reason to be thankful if we do as much.’

"Everything's done now," said the winemaker. "Fifty thousand pounds will disappear in a minute. We need to take care of ourselves. There's nothing more we can do, and we should be grateful if we accomplish that much."

Their first impulse was, to clamber along the roofs of the houses, and, knocking at some garret window for admission, pass down that way into the street, and so escape. But another fierce cry from below, and a general upturning of the faces of the crowd, apprised them that they were discovered, and even that Mr Haredale was recognised; for Hugh, seeing him plainly in the bright glare of the fire, which in that part made it as light as day, called to him by his name, and swore to have his life.

Their first instinct was to climb across the rooftops of the houses and, by knocking on a garret window for entry, make their way down into the street to escape. But another loud shout from below and the collective gaze of the crowd told them they had been found out, and that Mr. Haredale was identified; for Hugh, clearly seeing him in the bright light of the fire that illuminated that area as if it were daytime, called out to him by name and vowed to take his life.

‘Leave me here,’ said Mr Haredale, ‘and in Heaven’s name, my good friend, save yourself! Come on!’ he muttered, as he turned towards Hugh and faced him without any further effort at concealment: ‘This roof is high, and if we close, we will die together!’

‘Leave me here,’ said Mr. Haredale, ‘and for Heaven’s sake, my good friend, save yourself! Come on!’ he muttered, turning towards Hugh and facing him openly: ‘This roof is high, and if we’re close, we’ll die together!’

‘Madness,’ said the honest vintner, pulling him back, ‘sheer madness. Hear reason, sir. My good sir, hear reason. I could never make myself heard by knocking at a window now; and even if I could, no one would be bold enough to connive at my escape. Through the cellars, there’s a kind of passage into the back street by which we roll casks in and out. We shall have time to get down there before they can force an entry. Do not delay an instant, but come with me—for both our sakes—for mine—my dear good sir!’

‘Madness,’ said the honest wine merchant, pulling him back, ‘absolute madness. Listen to reason, sir. Please, listen to reason. I could never get anyone's attention by knocking at a window now; and even if I could, no one would dare help me escape. There's a passage through the cellars that leads into the back street where we roll casks in and out. We’ll have time to get down there before they can break in. Don’t waste a second, just come with me—for both our sakes—for my sake—my dear good sir!’

As he spoke, and drew Mr Haredale back, they had both a glimpse of the street. It was but a glimpse, but it showed them the crowd, gathering and clustering round the house: some of the armed men pressing to the front to break down the doors and windows, some bringing brands from the nearest fire, some with lifted faces following their course upon the roof and pointing them out to their companions: all raging and roaring like the flames they lighted up. They saw some men thirsting for the treasures of strong liquor which they knew were stored within; they saw others, who had been wounded, sinking down into the opposite doorways and dying, solitary wretches, in the midst of all the vast assemblage; here a frightened woman trying to escape; and there a lost child; and there a drunken ruffian, unconscious of the death-wound on his head, raving and fighting to the last. All these things, and even such trivial incidents as a man with his hat off, or turning round, or stooping down, or shaking hands with another, they marked distinctly; yet in a glance so brief, that, in the act of stepping back, they lost the whole, and saw but the pale faces of each other, and the red sky above them.

As he spoke and pulled Mr. Haredale back, they both caught a glimpse of the street. It was just a glimpse, but it revealed the crowd gathering and clustering around the house: some armed men pushing to the front to break down the doors and windows, some bringing torches from the nearest fire, some with their faces lifted, following the commotion on the roof and pointing it out to their friends: all raging and yelling like the flames they ignited. They saw some men desperate for the valuable liquor they knew was stored inside; they saw others, who had been wounded, collapsing in the doorways across the street and dying alone in the midst of the large crowd; here a frightened woman trying to escape; there a lost child; and there a drunken thug, oblivious to the wound on his head, screaming and fighting until the end. They noticed all these things, even small details like a man with his hat off, or someone turning around, or bending down, or shaking hands with another person; yet in such a brief moment that as they stepped back, they lost the entire scene and only saw each other’s pale faces and the red sky above them.

Mr Haredale yielded to the entreaties of his companion—more because he was resolved to defend him, than for any thought he had of his own life, or any care he entertained for his own safety—and quickly re-entering the house, they descended the stairs together. Loud blows were thundering on the shutters, crowbars were already thrust beneath the door, the glass fell from the sashes, a deep light shone through every crevice, and they heard the voices of the foremost in the crowd so close to every chink and keyhole, that they seemed to be hoarsely whispering their threats into their very ears. They had but a moment reached the bottom of the cellar-steps and shut the door behind them, when the mob broke in.

Mr. Haredale gave in to his companion's pleas—more because he was determined to protect him than out of any concern for his own life or safety—and quickly went back into the house with him. They went down the stairs together. Loud banging echoed on the shutters, crowbars were already shoved under the door, the glass shattered from the windows, a bright light shone through every crack, and they heard the voices of the first people in the crowd so close to every gap and keyhole that it felt like they were whispering their threats right into their ears. They had just reached the bottom of the cellar steps and shut the door behind them when the mob burst in.

The vaults were profoundly dark, and having no torch or candle—for they had been afraid to carry one, lest it should betray their place of refuge—they were obliged to grope with their hands. But they were not long without light, for they had not gone far when they heard the crowd forcing the door; and, looking back among the low-arched passages, could see them in the distance, hurrying to and fro with flashing links, broaching the casks, staving the great vats, turning off upon the right hand and the left, into the different cellars, and lying down to drink at the channels of strong spirits which were already flowing on the ground.

The vaults were really dark, and since they didn't have a torch or candle—because they were worried it might give away their hiding spot—they had to feel their way around. But they didn’t stay in the dark for long, as they hadn’t gone too far when they heard the crowd breaking down the door; looking back through the low, arched passages, they saw people rushing around in the distance with torches, opening barrels, smashing the big vats, turning right and left into different cellars, and lying down to drink from the streams of strong liquor that were already flowing on the ground.

They hurried on, not the less quickly for this; and had reached the only vault which lay between them and the passage out, when suddenly, from the direction in which they were going, a strong light gleamed upon their faces; and before they could slip aside, or turn back, or hide themselves, two men (one bearing a torch) came upon them, and cried in an astonished whisper, ‘Here they are!’

They rushed forward, even faster because of this; and had reached the only vault that stood between them and the way out, when suddenly, from the direction they were headed, a bright light shone on their faces; and before they could move aside, turn back, or hide, two men (one holding a torch) appeared and exclaimed in a shocked whisper, ‘Here they are!’

At the same instant they pulled off what they wore upon their heads. Mr Haredale saw before him Edward Chester, and then saw, when the vintner gasped his name, Joe Willet.

At the same moment, they took off what they were wearing on their heads. Mr. Haredale saw Edward Chester in front of him, and then, when the vintner gasped his name, he saw Joe Willet.

Ay, the same Joe, though with an arm the less, who used to make the quarterly journey on the grey mare to pay the bill to the purple-faced vintner; and that very same purple-faced vintner, formerly of Thames Street, now looked him in the face, and challenged him by name.

Yeah, the same Joe, even though he was down an arm, who used to ride the gray mare every few months to settle the bill with the purple-faced wine dealer; and that exact purple-faced wine dealer, who used to be on Thames Street, now looked him in the eye and called him out by name.

‘Give me your hand,’ said Joe softly, taking it whether the astonished vintner would or no. ‘Don’t fear to shake it; it’s a friendly one and a hearty one, though it has no fellow. Why, how well you look and how bluff you are! And you—God bless you, sir. Take heart, take heart. We’ll find them. Be of good cheer; we have not been idle.’

“Give me your hand,” Joe said gently, taking it regardless of whether the surprised winemaker wanted to or not. “Don’t be afraid to shake it; it’s a friendly and sincere one, even if it’s unique. Wow, you look great and so confident! And you—God bless you, sir. Stay strong, stay strong. We’ll find them. Keep your spirits up; we haven’t been sitting around.”

There was something so honest and frank in Joe’s speech, that Mr Haredale put his hand in his involuntarily, though their meeting was suspicious enough. But his glance at Edward Chester, and that gentleman’s keeping aloof, were not lost upon Joe, who said bluntly, glancing at Edward while he spoke:

There was something so genuine and straightforward in Joe’s speech that Mr. Haredale instinctively reached out to shake his hand, even though their meeting was quite suspicious. However, Haredale noticed Edward Chester's detached demeanor, which didn't escape Joe's attention as he spoke, turning to look at Edward.

‘Times are changed, Mr Haredale, and times have come when we ought to know friends from enemies, and make no confusion of names. Let me tell you that but for this gentleman, you would most likely have been dead by this time, or badly wounded at the best.’

“Times have changed, Mr. Haredale, and it’s important for us to distinguish friends from enemies and not mix up the names. Let me tell you that if it weren’t for this gentleman, you would probably be dead by now, or at best, seriously injured.”

‘What do you say?’ cried Mr Haredale.

'What do you think?' shouted Mr. Haredale.

‘I say,’ said Joe, ‘first, that it was a bold thing to be in the crowd at all disguised as one of them; though I won’t say much about that, on second thoughts, for that’s my case too. Secondly, that it was a brave and glorious action—that’s what I call it—to strike that fellow off his horse before their eyes!’

"I say," Joe said, "first, it took a lot of guts to be in the crowd at all, disguised as one of them; although, on second thought, I can't say much about that since I was in the same situation. Secondly, it was a brave and glorious act—that’s how I see it—to knock that guy off his horse right in front of them!"

‘What fellow! Whose eyes!’

"What a guy! Those eyes!"

‘What fellow, sir!’ cried Joe: ‘a fellow who has no goodwill to you, and who has the daring and devilry in him of twenty fellows. I know him of old. Once in the house, HE would have found you, here or anywhere. The rest owe you no particular grudge, and, unless they see you, will only think of drinking themselves dead. But we lose time. Are you ready?’

‘What guy, sir!’ shouted Joe: ‘a guy who has no good intentions toward you, and who has the boldness and wickedness of twenty guys. I know him well. Once inside, he would have found you, here or anywhere. The others don’t have any real grudge against you, and unless they see you, they'll just think about drinking themselves into oblivion. But we’re wasting time. Are you ready?’

‘Quite,’ said Edward. ‘Put out the torch, Joe, and go on. And be silent, there’s a good fellow.’

‘Exactly,’ said Edward. ‘Put out the torch, Joe, and keep going. And be quiet, if you don’t mind.’

‘Silent or not silent,’ murmured Joe, as he dropped the flaring link upon the ground, crushed it with his foot, and gave his hand to Mr Haredale, ‘it was a brave and glorious action;—no man can alter that.’

“Silent or not silent,” Joe murmured as he dropped the flickering link on the ground, crushed it with his foot, and extended his hand to Mr. Haredale, “it was a brave and glorious action; no one can change that.”

Both Mr Haredale and the worthy vintner were too amazed and too much hurried to ask any further questions, so followed their conductors in silence. It seemed, from a short whispering which presently ensued between them and the vintner relative to the best way of escape, that they had entered by the back-door, with the connivance of John Grueby, who watched outside with the key in his pocket, and whom they had taken into their confidence. A party of the crowd coming up that way, just as they entered, John had double-locked the door again, and made off for the soldiers, so that means of retreat was cut off from under them.

Both Mr. Haredale and the reputable vintner were too shocked and too rushed to ask any more questions, so they silently followed their guides. It seemed, from a brief whispering session that soon took place between them and the vintner about the best way to escape, that they had entered through the back door, with John Grueby's help. He was waiting outside with the key in his pocket and was in on their plan. As a group from the crowd approached just as they entered, John had locked the door again and headed off to inform the soldiers, blocking their means of escape.

However, as the front-door had been forced, and this minor crowd, being anxious to get at the liquor, had no fancy for losing time in breaking down another, but had gone round and got in from Holborn with the rest, the narrow lane in the rear was quite free of people. So, when they had crawled through the passage indicated by the vintner (which was a mere shelving-trap for the admission of casks), and had managed with some difficulty to unchain and raise the door at the upper end, they emerged into the street without being observed or interrupted. Joe still holding Mr Haredale tight, and Edward taking the same care of the vintner, they hurried through the streets at a rapid pace; occasionally standing aside to let some fugitives go by, or to keep out of the way of the soldiers who followed them, and whose questions, when they halted to put any, were speedily stopped by one whispered word from Joe.

However, since the front door had been forced open, and this small crowd, eager to get to the liquor, didn't want to waste time breaking down another door, they had gone around and entered from Holborn with the others. The narrow lane in the back was completely empty. So, after they managed to crawl through the passage the vintner pointed out (which was really just a sloped entrance for getting barrels in), and with some effort unchained and lifted the door at the other end, they stepped out into the street without being seen or interrupted. Joe kept a tight hold on Mr. Haredale, while Edward carefully looked after the vintner. They hurried through the streets quickly, occasionally stepping aside to let some fugitives pass or to avoid the soldiers following them. When the soldiers stopped to ask questions, one quick word from Joe silenced them right away.





Chapter 68

While Newgate was burning on the previous night, Barnaby and his father, having been passed among the crowd from hand to hand, stood in Smithfield, on the outskirts of the mob, gazing at the flames like men who had been suddenly roused from sleep. Some moments elapsed before they could distinctly remember where they were, or how they got there; or recollected that while they were standing idle and listless spectators of the fire, they had tools in their hands which had been hurriedly given them that they might free themselves from their fetters.

While Newgate was burning the night before, Barnaby and his father, passed around by the crowd, found themselves in Smithfield, on the edge of the mob, staring at the flames like people who had just woken up. It took them a few moments to clearly remember where they were or how they got there; they realized that as they stood there passively watching the fire, they had tools in their hands that had been quickly given to them so they could escape their restraints.

Barnaby, heavily ironed as he was, if he had obeyed his first impulse, or if he had been alone, would have made his way back to the side of Hugh, who to his clouded intellect now shone forth with the new lustre of being his preserver and truest friend. But his father’s terror of remaining in the streets, communicated itself to him when he comprehended the full extent of his fears, and impressed him with the same eagerness to fly to a place of safety.

Barnaby, feeling weighed down as he was, if he had followed his first instinct, or if he had been on his own, would have rushed back to Hugh's side, who now appeared to him as a loyal friend and savior. But his father's panic about being out on the streets affected him when he realized just how scared his father was, filling him with the same urge to find a safe place.

In a corner of the market among the pens for cattle, Barnaby knelt down, and pausing every now and then to pass his hand over his father’s face, or look up to him with a smile, knocked off his irons. When he had seen him spring, a free man, to his feet, and had given vent to the transport of delight which the sight awakened, he went to work upon his own, which soon fell rattling down upon the ground, and left his limbs unfettered.

In a corner of the market among the pens for cattle, Barnaby knelt down, pausing now and then to stroke his father's face or look up at him with a smile, and took off his chains. When he saw his father spring to his feet as a free man and expressed his overwhelming joy at the sight, he set to work on his own chains, which soon fell clattering to the ground, leaving his limbs unbound.

Gliding away together when this task was accomplished, and passing several groups of men, each gathered round a stooping figure to hide him from those who passed, but unable to repress the clanking sound of hammers, which told that they too were busy at the same work,—the two fugitives made towards Clerkenwell, and passing thence to Islington, as the nearest point of egress, were quickly in the fields. After wandering about for a long time, they found in a pasture near Finchley a poor shed, with walls of mud, and roof of grass and brambles, built for some cowherd, but now deserted. Here, they lay down for the rest of the night.

Gliding away together once they finished their task, they passed several groups of men who were gathered around a stooped figure, trying to hide him from those who walked by, but unable to suppress the clanking sounds of hammers that indicated they were also busy with the same work. The two fugitives made their way towards Clerkenwell, then heading to Islington as the quickest escape route, soon finding themselves in the fields. After roaming around for quite a while, they discovered a rundown shed in a pasture near Finchley, with mud walls and a roof made of grass and brambles, originally built for a cowherd but now abandoned. They decided to lie down here for the rest of the night.

They wandered to and fro when it was day, and once Barnaby went off alone to a cluster of little cottages two or three miles away, to purchase some bread and milk. But finding no better shelter, they returned to the same place, and lay down again to wait for night.

They wandered back and forth during the day, and once Barnaby went off alone to a group of small cottages a couple of miles away to buy some bread and milk. But finding no better shelter, they went back to the same spot and lay down again to wait for night.

Heaven alone can tell, with what vague hopes of duty, and affection; with what strange promptings of nature, intelligible to him as to a man of radiant mind and most enlarged capacity; with what dim memories of children he had played with when a child himself, who had prattled of their fathers, and of loving them, and being loved; with how many half-remembered, dreamy associations of his mother’s grief and tears and widowhood; he watched and tended this man. But that a vague and shadowy crowd of such ideas came slowly on him; that they taught him to be sorry when he looked upon his haggard face, that they overflowed his eyes when he stooped to kiss him, that they kept him waking in a tearful gladness, shading him from the sun, fanning him with leaves, soothing him when he started in his sleep—ah! what a troubled sleep it was—and wondering when SHE would come to join them and be happy, is the truth. He sat beside him all that day; listening for her footsteps in every breath of air, looking for her shadow on the gently-waving grass, twining the hedge flowers for her pleasure when she came, and his when he awoke; and stooping down from time to time to listen to his mutterings, and wonder why he was so restless in that quiet place. The sun went down, and night came on, and he was still quite tranquil; busied with these thoughts, as if there were no other people in the world, and the dull cloud of smoke hanging on the immense city in the distance, hid no vices, no crimes, no life or death, or cause of disquiet—nothing but clear air.

Only Heaven knows the vague hopes of duty and affection he felt; the strange urges of nature that were clear to him, similar to someone with a brilliant mind and broad understanding; the hazy memories of the children he played with as a kid, who talked about their fathers, and loving and being loved; the many half-remembered, wistful associations of his mother's sorrow, tears, and widowhood; as he watched over this man. But a vague and shadowy cluster of such thoughts slowly surrounded him; they made him feel sad when he saw the man's worn face, filled his eyes with tears when he leaned down to kiss him, kept him awake in a tearful happiness, shielding him from the sun, fanning him with leaves, calming him when he stirred in his troubled sleep—and oh, what a troubled sleep it was—and wondering when SHE would arrive to join them and be happy. The truth is, he sat by him all day, listening for her footsteps in every breath of wind, scanning for her shadow on the gently waving grass, weaving the hedge flowers for her enjoyment when she came, and for his when he woke up; and bending down from time to time to hear his mutterings, curious about why he was so restless in that peaceful spot. The sun set, night fell, and he remained completely calm, lost in these thoughts, as if there were no other people in the world, and the heavy cloud of smoke hanging over the vast city in the distance hid no sins, no crimes, no life or death, or reason for worry—nothing but clear air.

But the hour had now come when he must go alone to find out the blind man (a task that filled him with delight) and bring him to that place; taking especial care that he was not watched or followed on his way back. He listened to the directions he must observe, repeated them again and again, and after twice or thrice returning to surprise his father with a light-hearted laugh, went forth, at last, upon his errand: leaving Grip, whom he had carried from the jail in his arms, to his care.

But the time had now come when he had to go alone to find the blind man (a task that excited him) and bring him to that spot; being especially careful not to be seen or followed on his way back. He paid close attention to the directions he needed to follow, repeated them over and over, and after going back a couple of times to surprise his father with a cheerful laugh, he finally set out on his mission: leaving Grip, whom he had taken from the jail in his arms, in his care.

Fleet of foot, and anxious to return, he sped swiftly on towards the city, but could not reach it before the fires began, and made the night angry with their dismal lustre. When he entered the town—it might be that he was changed by going there without his late companions, and on no violent errand; or by the beautiful solitude in which he had passed the day, or by the thoughts that had come upon him,—but it seemed peopled by a legion of devils. This flight and pursuit, this cruel burning and destroying, these dreadful cries and stunning noises, were THEY the good lord’s noble cause!

Quick on his feet and eager to get back, he hurried toward the city, but he couldn't make it before the fires lit up the night with their grim glow. When he entered the town—it might have been that he felt different for going there without his recent companions, and without a violent purpose; or because of the beautiful solitude he had experienced throughout the day, or perhaps due to the thoughts that came to him—but it felt filled with a legion of demons. This chase and hunt, this cruel destruction and burning, those horrifying screams and deafening sounds, were these really the noble cause of the good lord?!

Though almost stupefied by the bewildering scene, still he found the blind man’s house. It was shut up and tenantless.

Though he was nearly stunned by the confusing scene, he still managed to find the blind man’s house. It was closed up and empty.

He waited for a long while, but no one came. At last he withdrew; and as he knew by this time that the soldiers were firing, and many people must have been killed, he went down into Holborn, where he heard the great crowd was, to try if he could find Hugh, and persuade him to avoid the danger, and return with him.

He waited for a long time, but no one showed up. Finally, he gave up; and since he realized by then that the soldiers were shooting and many people must have been killed, he went down to Holborn, where he heard the large crowd was, to see if he could find Hugh and convince him to stay away from the danger and come back with him.

If he had been stunned and shocked before, his horror was increased a thousandfold when he got into this vortex of the riot, and not being an actor in the terrible spectacle, had it all before his eyes. But there, in the midst, towering above them all, close before the house they were attacking now, was Hugh on horseback, calling to the rest!

If he had been stunned and shocked before, his horror grew a thousand times worse when he entered the chaos of the riot, and not being part of the awful scene, he saw everything unfold in front of him. But there, in the middle of it all, towering above everyone, right in front of the house they were attacking, was Hugh on horseback, shouting to the others!

Sickened by the sights surrounding him on every side, and by the heat and roar, and crash, he forced his way among the crowd (where many recognised him, and with shouts pressed back to let him pass), and in time was nearly up with Hugh, who was savagely threatening some one, but whom or what he said, he could not, in the great confusion, understand. At that moment the crowd forced their way into the house, and Hugh—it was impossible to see by what means, in such a concourse—fell headlong down.

Sickened by the sights around him on all sides, along with the heat, noise, and chaos, he pushed his way through the crowd (where many recognized him and shouted to let him pass). Before long, he nearly caught up with Hugh, who was angrily threatening someone, but in all the noise, he couldn't tell who or what he was talking about. At that moment, the crowd surged into the house, and Hugh— it was impossible to see how in such a throng—fell headfirst down.

Barnaby was beside him when he staggered to his feet. It was well he made him hear his voice, or Hugh, with his uplifted axe, would have cleft his skull in twain.

Barnaby was next to him when he stumbled to his feet. It was a good thing he made him hear his voice, or Hugh, with his raised axe, would have split his skull in half.

‘Barnaby—you! Whose hand was that, that struck me down?’

‘Barnaby—you! Who's hand was that, that knocked me down?’

‘Not mine.’

'Not mine.'

‘Whose!—I say, whose!’ he cried, reeling back, and looking wildly round. ‘What are you doing? Where is he? Show me!’

‘Whose!—I mean, whose!’ he shouted, stumbling back and looking around frantically. ‘What are you doing? Where is he? Show me!’

‘You are hurt,’ said Barnaby—as indeed he was, in the head, both by the blow he had received, and by his horse’s hoof. ‘Come away with me.’

‘You’re hurt,’ said Barnaby—because he definitely was, in the head, both from the blow he had taken and from his horse’s hoof. ‘Come away with me.’

As he spoke, he took the horse’s bridle in his hand, turned him, and dragged Hugh several paces. This brought them out of the crowd, which was pouring from the street into the vintner’s cellars.

As he spoke, he took the horse’s reins in his hand, turned it, and pulled Hugh several steps forward. This pulled them away from the crowd, which was spilling from the street into the wine seller’s cellars.

‘Where’s—where’s Dennis?’ said Hugh, coming to a stop, and checking Barnaby with his strong arm. ‘Where has he been all day? What did he mean by leaving me as he did, in the jail, last night? Tell me, you—d’ye hear!’

‘Where’s—where’s Dennis?’ said Hugh, coming to a stop and holding Barnaby back with his strong arm. ‘Where has he been all day? What did he mean by leaving me like that in jail last night? Tell me, you—do you hear me!’

With a flourish of his dangerous weapon, he fell down upon the ground like a log. After a minute, though already frantic with drinking and with the wound in his head, he crawled to a stream of burning spirit which was pouring down the kennel, and began to drink at it as if it were a brook of water.

With a dramatic swing of his deadly weapon, he collapsed to the ground like a log. After a minute, though already out of control from drinking and with a wound on his head, he crawled to a stream of burning alcohol that was flowing down the gutter and began to drink from it as if it were a stream of water.

Barnaby drew him away, and forced him to rise. Though he could neither stand nor walk, he involuntarily staggered to his horse, climbed upon his back, and clung there. After vainly attempting to divest the animal of his clanking trappings, Barnaby sprung up behind him, snatched the bridle, turned into Leather Lane, which was close at hand, and urged the frightened horse into a heavy trot.

Barnaby pulled him away and made him get up. Even though he couldn’t stand or walk, he stumbled over to his horse, climbed onto its back, and held on tight. After trying unsuccessfully to remove the horse’s noisy gear, Barnaby jumped up behind him, grabbed the reins, turned onto Leather Lane, which was nearby, and urged the scared horse into a fast trot.

He looked back, once, before he left the street; and looked upon a sight not easily to be erased, even from his remembrance, so long as he had life.

He glanced back once before leaving the street and saw a sight that would be hard to forget, even as long as he lived.

The vintner’s house with a half-a-dozen others near at hand, was one great, glowing blaze. All night, no one had essayed to quench the flames, or stop their progress; but now a body of soldiers were actively engaged in pulling down two old wooden houses, which were every moment in danger of taking fire, and which could scarcely fail, if they were left to burn, to extend the conflagration immensely. The tumbling down of nodding walls and heavy blocks of wood, the hooting and the execrations of the crowd, the distant firing of other military detachments, the distracted looks and cries of those whose habitations were in danger, the hurrying to and fro of frightened people with their goods; the reflections in every quarter of the sky, of deep, red, soaring flames, as though the last day had come and the whole universe were burning; the dust, and smoke, and drift of fiery particles, scorching and kindling all it fell upon; the hot unwholesome vapour, the blight on everything; the stars, and moon, and very sky, obliterated;—made up such a sum of dreariness and ruin, that it seemed as if the face of Heaven were blotted out, and night, in its rest and quiet, and softened light, never could look upon the earth again.

The vintner’s house, along with about six others nearby, was one massive, raging fire. All night long, no one had tried to put out the flames or stop them from spreading; but now a group of soldiers was actively tearing down two old wooden houses that were at any moment about to catch fire, which would definitely cause the blaze to spread even more if left to burn. The crash of collapsing walls and heavy wooden beams, the sh

But there was a worse spectacle than this—worse by far than fire and smoke, or even the rabble’s unappeasable and maniac rage. The gutters of the street, and every crack and fissure in the stones, ran with scorching spirit, which being dammed up by busy hands, overflowed the road and pavement, and formed a great pool, into which the people dropped down dead by dozens. They lay in heaps all round this fearful pond, husbands and wives, fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, women with children in their arms and babies at their breasts, and drank until they died. While some stooped with their lips to the brink and never raised their heads again, others sprang up from their fiery draught, and danced, half in a mad triumph, and half in the agony of suffocation, until they fell, and steeped their corpses in the liquor that had killed them. Nor was even this the worst or most appalling kind of death that happened on this fatal night. From the burning cellars, where they drank out of hats, pails, buckets, tubs, and shoes, some men were drawn, alive, but all alight from head to foot; who, in their unendurable anguish and suffering, making for anything that had the look of water, rolled, hissing, in this hideous lake, and splashed up liquid fire which lapped in all it met with as it ran along the surface, and neither spared the living nor the dead. On this last night of the great riots—for the last night it was—the wretched victims of a senseless outcry, became themselves the dust and ashes of the flames they had kindled, and strewed the public streets of London.

But there was a worse sight than this—far worse than fire and smoke, or even the crowd's insatiable and crazed anger. The gutters of the street, and every crack and crevice in the stones, were flooded with burning spirits, which, being blocked by busy hands, overflowed onto the road and pavement, creating a large pool where people dropped down dead by the dozens. They lay in heaps all around this terrifying pond, husbands and wives, fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, women with children in their arms and babies at their breasts, drinking until they died. While some bent over to fill their lips at the edge and never lifted their heads again, others jumped up from their fiery drink, dancing, half in a crazy triumph and half in the agony of suffocation, until they collapsed, drowning their bodies in the liquid that had killed them. Nor was even this the worst or most horrifying way to die on this dreadful night. From the burning cellars, where they drank from hats, pails, buckets, tubs, and shoes, some men were dragged out, alive, but completely engulfed in flames; who, in their unbearable pain and suffering, seeking anything that resembled water, rolled, hissing, in this awful lake, splashing up liquid fire that consumed everything it touched as it flowed across the surface, sparing neither the living nor the dead. On this final night of the great riots—for it truly was the last night—the unfortunate victims of a senseless outcry became themselves the dust and ashes of the flames they had ignited, scattered across the public streets of London.

With all he saw in this last glance fixed indelibly upon his mind, Barnaby hurried from the city which enclosed such horrors; and holding down his head that he might not even see the glare of the fires upon the quiet landscape, was soon in the still country roads.

With everything he saw in that final glance burned into his memory, Barnaby rushed away from the city that held such horrors. Keeping his head down to avoid even glimpsing the glow of the fires against the quiet landscape, he quickly found himself on the tranquil country roads.

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He stopped at about half-a-mile from the shed where his father lay, and with some difficulty making Hugh sensible that he must dismount, sunk the horse’s furniture in a pool of stagnant water, and turned the animal loose. That done, he supported his companion as well as he could, and led him slowly forward.

He stopped about half a mile from the shed where his father was lying and, with some effort to make Hugh understand that he needed to get off, he sank the horse's tack in a pool of stagnant water and let the horse go. Once that was done, he helped support his companion as best as he could and led him forward slowly.





Chapter 69

It was the dead of night, and very dark, when Barnaby, with his stumbling comrade, approached the place where he had left his father; but he could see him stealing away into the gloom, distrustful even of him, and rapidly retreating. After calling to him twice or thrice that there was nothing to fear, but without effect, he suffered Hugh to sink upon the ground, and followed to bring him back.

It was the middle of the night, and really dark, when Barnaby, along with his unsteady friend, got to the spot where he had left his dad; but he could see him slipping away into the shadows, even suspicious of him, and quickly moving back. After calling out to him two or three times that there was nothing to worry about, with no response, he let Hugh drop to the ground and went after him to bring him back.

He continued to creep away, until Barnaby was close upon him; then turned, and said in a terrible, though suppressed voice:

He kept sneaking away until Barnaby was right behind him; then he turned and said in a scary, but quiet voice:

‘Let me go. Do not lay hands upon me. You have told her; and you and she together have betrayed me!’

‘Let me go. Don't touch me. You've told her; and you and she have both betrayed me!’

Barnaby looked at him, in silence.

Barnaby stared at him, silently.

‘You have seen your mother!’

"You've seen your mom!"

‘No,’ cried Barnaby, eagerly. ‘Not for a long time—longer than I can tell. A whole year, I think. Is she here?’

‘No,’ shouted Barnaby, eagerly. ‘Not for a long time—longer than I can remember. A whole year, I think. Is she here?’

His father looked upon him steadfastly for a few moments, and then said—drawing nearer to him as he spoke, for, seeing his face, and hearing his words, it was impossible to doubt his truth:

His father gazed at him intently for a few moments, and then said—moving closer to him as he spoke, because seeing his face and hearing his words made it impossible to doubt his honesty:

‘What man is that?’

'Who is that guy?'

‘Hugh—Hugh. Only Hugh. You know him. HE will not harm you. Why, you’re afraid of Hugh! Ha ha ha! Afraid of gruff, old, noisy Hugh!’

‘Hugh—Hugh. Just Hugh. You know him. He won’t hurt you. Why are you scared of Hugh! Ha ha ha! Scared of grumpy, old, loud Hugh!’

‘What man is he, I ask you,’ he rejoined so fiercely, that Barnaby stopped in his laugh, and shrinking back, surveyed him with a look of terrified amazement.

‘What kind of man is he, I’m asking you,’ he replied so fiercely that Barnaby stopped laughing and, recoiling, looked at him with a face full of terrified amazement.

‘Why, how stern you are! You make me fear you, though you are my father. Why do you speak to me so?’

‘Why are you so serious? You make me afraid of you, even though you’re my dad. Why do you talk to me like this?’

—‘I want,’ he answered, putting away the hand which his son, with a timid desire to propitiate him, laid upon his sleeve,—‘I want an answer, and you give me only jeers and questions. Who have you brought with you to this hiding-place, poor fool; and where is the blind man?’

—‘I want,’ he replied, pushing away the hand that his son had timidly placed on his sleeve in an attempt to appease him, ‘I want an answer, and all you give me are mockery and questions. Who did you bring with you to this hideout, you poor fool; and where is the blind man?’

‘I don’t know where. His house was close shut. I waited, but no person came; that was no fault of mine. This is Hugh—brave Hugh, who broke into that ugly jail, and set us free. Aha! You like him now, do you? You like him now!’

‘I don’t know where. His house was locked up tight. I waited, but nobody came; that wasn’t my fault. This is Hugh—brave Hugh, who broke into that horrible jail and freed us. Aha! You like him now, don’t you? You like him now!’

‘Why does he lie upon the ground?’

‘Why is he lying on the ground?’

‘He has had a fall, and has been drinking. The fields and trees go round, and round, and round with him, and the ground heaves under his feet. You know him? You remember? See!’

‘He fell and has been drinking. The fields and trees spin around and around with him, and the ground feels like it's moving under his feet. Do you know him? Do you remember? Look!’

They had by this time returned to where he lay, and both stooped over him to look into his face.

They had by now come back to where he was lying, and both leaned over him to look at his face.

‘I recollect the man,’ his father murmured. ‘Why did you bring him here?’

‘I remember the guy,’ his father said quietly. ‘Why did you bring him here?’

‘Because he would have been killed if I had left him over yonder. They were firing guns and shedding blood. Does the sight of blood turn you sick, father? I see it does, by your face. That’s like me—What are you looking at?’

‘Because he would have been killed if I had left him over there. They were shooting guns and spilling blood. Does the sight of blood make you queasy, Dad? I can tell it does, by your face. That’s the same with me—What are you staring at?’

‘At nothing!’ said the murderer softly, as he started back a pace or two, and gazed with sunken jaw and staring eyes above his son’s head. ‘At nothing!’

‘At nothing!’ said the murderer quietly, as he stepped back a pace or two, and stared with a dropped jaw and wide eyes above his son’s head. ‘At nothing!’

He remained in the same attitude and with the same expression on his face for a minute or more; then glanced slowly round as if he had lost something; and went shivering back, towards the shed.

He stayed in the same position with the same look on his face for over a minute; then he slowly looked around as if he had misplaced something and shivered his way back to the shed.

‘Shall I bring him in, father?’ asked Barnaby, who had looked on, wondering.

“Should I bring him in, Dad?” asked Barnaby, who had been watching, curious.

He only answered with a suppressed groan, and lying down upon the ground, wrapped his cloak about his head, and shrunk into the darkest corner.

He just responded with a quiet groan, lay down on the ground, wrapped his cloak around his head, and curled up in the darkest corner.

Finding that nothing would rouse Hugh now, or make him sensible for a moment, Barnaby dragged him along the grass, and laid him on a little heap of refuse hay and straw which had been his own bed; first having brought some water from a running stream hard by, and washed his wound, and laved his hands and face. Then he lay down himself, between the two, to pass the night; and looking at the stars, fell fast asleep.

Finding that nothing would wake Hugh now or make him aware for even a moment, Barnaby dragged him across the grass and laid him on a small pile of discarded hay and straw that had been his own bed. First, he brought some water from a nearby stream, washed Hugh's wound, and cleaned his hands and face. Then, he lay down himself, between the two, to spend the night; and as he looked at the stars, he fell fast asleep.

Awakened early in the morning, by the sunshine and the songs of birds, and hum of insects, he left them sleeping in the hut, and walked into the sweet and pleasant air. But he felt that on his jaded senses, oppressed and burdened with the dreadful scenes of last night, and many nights before, all the beauties of opening day, which he had so often tasted, and in which he had had such deep delight, fell heavily. He thought of the blithe mornings when he and the dogs went bounding on together through the woods and fields; and the recollection filled his eyes with tears. He had no consciousness, God help him, of having done wrong, nor had he any new perception of the merits of the cause in which he had been engaged, or those of the men who advocated it; but he was full of cares now, and regrets, and dismal recollections, and wishes (quite unknown to him before) that this or that event had never happened, and that the sorrow and suffering of so many people had been spared. And now he began to think how happy they would be—his father, mother, he, and Hugh—if they rambled away together, and lived in some lonely place, where there were none of these troubles; and that perhaps the blind man, who had talked so wisely about gold, and told him of the great secrets he knew, could teach them how to live without being pinched by want. As this occurred to him, he was the more sorry that he had not seen him last night; and he was still brooding over this regret, when his father came, and touched him on the shoulder.

Woken early in the morning by the sunshine, the songs of birds, and the buzz of insects, he left them sleeping in the hut and stepped out into the fresh, pleasant air. But he felt that on his tired senses, weighed down by the terrible scenes of last night and many nights before, all the beauty of the new day, which he had enjoyed so many times and found so deeply fulfilling, felt heavy. He remembered the joyful mornings when he and the dogs ran together through the woods and fields, and that memory brought tears to his eyes. He didn’t feel, God help him, that he had done anything wrong, nor did he have any new understanding of the merits of the cause he had been involved in or those of the people who supported it; but he was now filled with worries, regrets, gloomy memories, and wishes (which he had never felt before) that this or that event hadn’t happened and that the pain and suffering of so many people could have been avoided. He began to think about how happy they would be—his father, mother, him, and Hugh—if they could wander off together and live in some secluded place, free from these troubles; and maybe the blind man, who had spoken so wisely about gold and shared the great secrets he knew, could teach them how to live without the stress of poverty. As this thought crossed his mind, he felt even more regret that he hadn’t seen him the night before, and he was still dwelling on this when his father came and touched him on the shoulder.

‘Ah!’ cried Barnaby, starting from his fit of thoughtfulness. ‘Is it only you?’

‘Ah!’ exclaimed Barnaby, snapping out of his daze. ‘Is it just you?’

‘Who should it be?’

"Who should it be?"

‘I almost thought,’ he answered, ‘it was the blind man. I must have some talk with him, father.’

‘I almost thought,’ he replied, ‘it was the blind guy. I need to have a conversation with him, dad.’

‘And so must I, for without seeing him, I don’t know where to fly or what to do, and lingering here, is death. You must go to him again, and bring him here.’

‘And so must I, because without seeing him, I don’t know where to go or what to do, and staying here is like dying. You need to go to him again and bring him here.’

‘Must I!’ cried Barnaby, delighted; ‘that’s brave, father. That’s what I want to do.’

‘Do I have to!’ cried Barnaby, thrilled; ‘that’s bold, Dad. That’s exactly what I want to do.’

‘But you must bring only him, and none other. And though you wait at his door a whole day and night, still you must wait, and not come back without him.’

‘But you must bring only him, and no one else. And even if you have to wait at his door for an entire day and night, you still have to wait and not return without him.’

‘Don’t you fear that,’ he cried gaily. ‘He shall come, he shall come.’

“Don’t you worry about that,” he said cheerfully. “He will come, he will come.”

‘Trim off these gewgaws,’ said his father, plucking the scraps of ribbon and the feathers from his hat, ‘and over your own dress wear my cloak. Take heed how you go, and they will be too busy in the streets to notice you. Of your coming back you need take no account, for he’ll manage that, safely.’

‘Get rid of these trinkets,’ said his father, removing the bits of ribbon and feathers from his hat, ‘and wear my cloak over your own outfit. Be careful how you move, and they’ll be too distracted in the streets to notice you. You don’t need to worry about coming back; he’ll take care of that safely.’

‘To be sure!’ said Barnaby. ‘To be sure he will! A wise man, father, and one who can teach us to be rich. Oh! I know him, I know him.’

"Of course!" said Barnaby. "Of course he will! He's a smart guy, Dad, and he knows how to help us get wealthy. Oh! I know him, I really do."

He was speedily dressed, and as well disguised as he could be. With a lighter heart he then set off upon his second journey, leaving Hugh, who was still in a drunken stupor, stretched upon the ground within the shed, and his father walking to and fro before it.

He quickly got dressed and did his best to disguise himself. With a lighter heart, he set off on his second journey, leaving Hugh, still in a drunken haze, sprawled on the ground inside the shed, while his father paced back and forth in front of it.

The murderer, full of anxious thoughts, looked after him, and paced up and down, disquieted by every breath of air that whispered among the boughs, and by every light shadow thrown by the passing clouds upon the daisied ground. He was anxious for his safe return, and yet, though his own life and safety hung upon it, felt a relief while he was gone. In the intense selfishness which the constant presence before him of his great crimes, and their consequences here and hereafter, engendered, every thought of Barnaby, as his son, was swallowed up and lost. Still, his presence was a torture and reproach; in his wild eyes, there were terrible images of that guilty night; with his unearthly aspect, and his half-formed mind, he seemed to the murderer a creature who had sprung into existence from his victim’s blood. He could not bear his look, his voice, his touch; and yet he was forced, by his own desperate condition and his only hope of cheating the gibbet, to have him by his side, and to know that he was inseparable from his single chance of escape.

The murderer, filled with anxious thoughts, watched him and paced back and forth, troubled by every breeze rustling through the branches and by every fleeting shadow cast by the passing clouds on the flower-strewn ground. He was worried about his safe return, yet, even though his own life and safety depended on it, he felt a sense of relief while he was gone. The intense selfishness stirred by the constant reminder of his terrible crimes and their consequences, both now and later, made him lose sight of Barnaby as his son. Still, Barnaby's presence was torturous and felt like a constant reproach; within his wild eyes were haunting images of that guilty night. With his otherworldly appearance and his fragmented mind, Barnaby seemed to the murderer like a being born from his victim's blood. He couldn't stand Barnaby's look, his voice, or his touch; yet, he was compelled, due to his desperate situation and his only hope of escaping the gallows, to keep him close and acknowledge that he was tied to his one chance at freedom.

He walked to and fro, with little rest, all day, revolving these things in his mind; and still Hugh lay, unconscious, in the shed. At length, when the sun was setting, Barnaby returned, leading the blind man, and talking earnestly to him as they came along together.

He walked back and forth, with hardly any breaks, all day, thinking about these things; and still, Hugh lay there, unconscious, in the shed. Finally, as the sun was setting, Barnaby came back, leading the blind man, and talking to him earnestly as they walked together.

The murderer advanced to meet them, and bidding his son go on and speak to Hugh, who had just then staggered to his feet, took his place at the blind man’s elbow, and slowly followed, towards the shed.

The murderer moved to meet them, telling his son to go ahead and talk to Hugh, who had just managed to get back on his feet. He took his spot next to the blind man and slowly followed toward the shed.

‘Why did you send HIM?’ said Stagg. ‘Don’t you know it was the way to have him lost, as soon as found?’

‘Why did you send HIM?’ said Stagg. ‘Don’t you realize that was the quickest way to lose him again after he was found?’

‘Would you have had me come myself?’ returned the other.

"Did you want me to come myself?" replied the other.

‘Humph! Perhaps not. I was before the jail on Tuesday night, but missed you in the crowd. I was out last night, too. There was good work last night—gay work—profitable work’—he added, rattling the money in his pockets.

‘Humph! Maybe not. I was in front of the jail on Tuesday night but didn't see you in the crowd. I was out last night as well. There was some good action last night—fun action—profitable action’—he added, shaking the money in his pockets.

‘Have you—’

"Have you—"

—‘Seen your good lady? Yes.’

—'Seen your partner? Yes.'

‘Do you mean to tell me more, or not?’

‘Are you going to tell me more, or not?’

‘I’ll tell you all,’ returned the blind man, with a laugh. ‘Excuse me—but I love to see you so impatient. There’s energy in it.’

“I’ll tell you everything,” replied the blind man with a laugh. “Sorry, but I enjoy seeing you so impatient. There’s a lot of energy in that.”

‘Does she consent to say the word that may save me?’

‘Will she agree to say the word that might save me?’

‘No,’ returned the blind man emphatically, as he turned his face towards him. ‘No. Thus it is. She has been at death’s door since she lost her darling—has been insensible, and I know not what. I tracked her to a hospital, and presented myself (with your leave) at her bedside. Our talk was not a long one, for she was weak, and there being people near I was not quite easy. But I told her all that you and I agreed upon, and pointed out the young gentleman’s position, in strong terms. She tried to soften me, but that, of course (as I told her), was lost time. She cried and moaned, you may be sure; all women do. Then, of a sudden, she found her voice and strength, and said that Heaven would help her and her innocent son; and that to Heaven she appealed against us—which she did; in really very pretty language, I assure you. I advised her, as a friend, not to count too much on assistance from any such distant quarter—recommended her to think of it—told her where I lived—said I knew she would send to me before noon, next day—and left her, either in a faint or shamming.’

‘No,’ the blind man replied firmly, turning his face toward him. ‘No. That's how it is. She has been on the edge of death since she lost her dear one—has been unresponsive, and I don't know what else. I tracked her down to a hospital and introduced myself (with your permission) at her bedside. Our conversation wasn’t long because she was weak, and with people nearby, I wasn’t entirely comfortable. But I told her everything we agreed on and emphasized the young man's situation strongly. She tried to persuade me, but I made it clear that was a waste of time. She cried and moaned, as all women do. Then suddenly, she found her voice and strength and said that Heaven would help her and her innocent son; that she appealed to Heaven against us—which she did, in truly beautiful language, I assure you. I advised her, as a friend, not to rely too much on help from such a distant source—urged her to think it over—told her where I lived—said I was sure she would contact me before noon the next day—and left her, either in a faint or pretending.’

When he had concluded this narration, during which he had made several pauses, for the convenience of cracking and eating nuts, of which he seemed to have a pocketful, the blind man pulled a flask from his pocket, took a draught himself, and offered it to his companion.

When he finished telling this story, taking breaks to crack and eat some nuts that he seemed to have a pocketful of, the blind man pulled out a flask from his pocket, took a sip himself, and offered it to his friend.

‘You won’t, won’t you?’ he said, feeling that he pushed it from him. ‘Well! Then the gallant gentleman who’s lodging with you, will. Hallo, bully!’

‘You won't, will you?’ he said, sensing that he was pushing it away from him. ‘Well! Then the brave gentleman who's staying with you will. Hey, tough guy!’

‘Death!’ said the other, holding him back. ‘Will you tell me what I am to do!’

‘Death!’ said the other, holding him back. ‘Will you tell me what I should do!’

‘Do! Nothing easier. Make a moonlight flitting in two hours’ time with the young gentleman (he’s quite ready to go; I have been giving him good advice as we came along), and get as far from London as you can. Let me know where you are, and leave the rest to me. She MUST come round; she can’t hold out long; and as to the chances of your being retaken in the meanwhile, why it wasn’t one man who got out of Newgate, but three hundred. Think of that, for your comfort.’

"Sure! It's super easy. Just sneak away in two hours with the young guy (he's totally on board; I’ve been giving him good tips as we walked), and get as far from London as you can. Let me know where you end up, and I'll handle the rest. She WILL come around; she can't keep this up for long; and as for the chance of you getting caught again, remember it wasn't just one guy who escaped from Newgate, but three hundred. Keep that in mind to feel better."

‘We must support life. How?’

'We need to support life. How?'

‘How!’ repeated the blind man. ‘By eating and drinking. And how get meat and drink, but by paying for it! Money!’ he cried, slapping his pocket. ‘Is money the word? Why, the streets have been running money. Devil send that the sport’s not over yet, for these are jolly times; golden, rare, roaring, scrambling times. Hallo, bully! Hallo! Hallo! Drink, bully, drink. Where are ye there! Hallo!’

“Hey!” the blind man repeated. “By eating and drinking. And how do you get food and drink? By paying for it! Money!” he shouted, patting his pocket. “Is money the word? Well, the streets have been full of money. I hope this fun isn’t done yet, because these are great times; golden, rare, exciting times. Hey there, buddy! Hey! Hey! Drink up, buddy, drink! Where are you? Hey!”

With such vociferations, and with a boisterous manner which bespoke his perfect abandonment to the general licence and disorder, he groped his way towards the shed, where Hugh and Barnaby were sitting on the ground.

With such loud shouts, and in a lively way that showed he was completely embracing the chaos and disorder around him, he made his way to the shed, where Hugh and Barnaby were sitting on the ground.

‘Put it about!’ he cried, handing his flask to Hugh. ‘The kennels run with wine and gold. Guineas and strong water flow from the very pumps. About with it, don’t spare it!’

“Spread the word!” he shouted, passing his flask to Hugh. “The kennels are overflowing with wine and gold. Guineas and strong liquor flow straight from the pumps. Share it around, don’t hold back!”

Exhausted, unwashed, unshorn, begrimed with smoke and dust, his hair clotted with blood, his voice quite gone, so that he spoke in whispers; his skin parched up by fever, his whole body bruised and cut, and beaten about, Hugh still took the flask, and raised it to his lips. He was in the act of drinking, when the front of the shed was suddenly darkened, and Dennis stood before them.

Exhausted, dirty, unshaven, covered in smoke and dust, his hair matted with blood, and his voice nearly gone to whispers; his skin dry from fever, his whole body bruised and cut, and beaten up, Hugh still grabbed the flask and brought it to his lips. He was about to take a drink when the entrance of the shed was suddenly blocked, and Dennis stood in front of them.

‘No offence, no offence,’ said that personage in a conciliatory tone, as Hugh stopped in his draught, and eyed him, with no pleasant look, from head to foot. ‘No offence, brother. Barnaby here too, eh? How are you, Barnaby? And two other gentlemen! Your humble servant, gentlemen. No offence to YOU either, I hope. Eh, brothers?’

“No offense, no offense,” said the guy in a friendly tone, as Hugh paused and looked him up and down with a not-so-pleasant expression. “No offense, brother. Barnaby's here too, right? How’s it going, Barnaby? And two other gentlemen! Your humble servant, gentlemen. I hope I’m not offending YOU either. Right, brothers?”

Notwithstanding that he spoke in this very friendly and confident manner, he seemed to have considerable hesitation about entering, and remained outside the roof. He was rather better dressed than usual: wearing the same suit of threadbare black, it is true, but having round his neck an unwholesome-looking cravat of a yellowish white; and, on his hands, great leather gloves, such as a gardener might wear in following his trade. His shoes were newly greased, and ornamented with a pair of rusty iron buckles; the packthread at his knees had been renewed; and where he wanted buttons, he wore pins. Altogether, he had something the look of a tipstaff, or a bailiff’s follower, desperately faded, but who had a notion of keeping up the appearance of a professional character, and making the best of the worst means.

Even though he spoke in a very friendly and confident way, he seemed quite unsure about going inside and stayed outside under the roof. He was dressed a bit better than usual: wearing the same worn black suit, but with an unhealthy-looking yellowish-white cravat around his neck; and on his hands, he wore large leather gloves like those a gardener might use. His shoes were freshly polished and decorated with rusty iron buckles; the thread at his knees had been replaced; and where he needed buttons, he used pins. All in all, he resembled a faded tipstaff or a bailiff’s assistant, desperately trying to maintain a professional appearance while making the best of limited means.

‘You’re very snug here,’ said Mr Dennis, pulling out a mouldy pocket-handkerchief, which looked like a decomposed halter, and wiping his forehead in a nervous manner.

"You're really comfortable here," said Mr. Dennis, pulling out a moldy handkerchief that looked like it had decayed and wiping his forehead nervously.

‘Not snug enough to prevent your finding us, it seems,’ Hugh answered, sulkily.

‘Not snug enough to keep you from finding us, it seems,’ Hugh replied, sulkily.

‘Why I’ll tell you what, brother,’ said Dennis, with a friendly smile, ‘when you don’t want me to know which way you’re riding, you must wear another sort of bells on your horse. Ah! I know the sound of them you wore last night, and have got quick ears for ‘em; that’s the truth. Well, but how are you, brother?’

‘Let me tell you, brother,’ said Dennis, with a friendly smile, ‘when you don’t want me to know which way you’re riding, you need to put different bells on your horse. Ah! I recognize the sound of the ones you used last night, and I’ve got sharp ears for them; that’s the truth. So, how are you, brother?’

He had by this time approached, and now ventured to sit down by him.

He had gotten close by now and decided to sit down next to him.

‘How am I?’ answered Hugh. ‘Where were you yesterday? Where did you go when you left me in the jail? Why did you leave me? And what did you mean by rolling your eyes and shaking your fist at me, eh?’

‘How am I?’ replied Hugh. ‘Where were you yesterday? Where did you go after you left me in jail? Why did you leave me? And what were you trying to say by rolling your eyes and shaking your fist at me, huh?’

‘I shake my fist!—at you, brother!’ said Dennis, gently checking Hugh’s uplifted hand, which looked threatening.

‘I shake my fist!—at you, brother!’ said Dennis, gently stopping Hugh’s raised hand, which looked menacing.

‘Your stick, then; it’s all one.’

‘Your stick, then; it’s all the same.’

‘Lord love you, brother, I meant nothing. You don’t understand me by half. I shouldn’t wonder now,’ he added, in the tone of a desponding and an injured man, ‘but you thought, because I wanted them chaps left in the prison, that I was a going to desert the banners?’

‘Lord help you, brother, I didn’t mean anything. You don’t really get me at all. I wouldn’t be surprised now,’ he continued, sounding like a hopeless and hurt man, ‘but you thought, because I wanted those guys to stay in prison, that I was going to abandon the cause?’

Hugh told him, with an oath, that he had thought so.

Hugh swore that he had thought so.

‘Well!’ said Mr Dennis, mournfully, ‘if you an’t enough to make a man mistrust his feller-creeturs, I don’t know what is. Desert the banners! Me! Ned Dennis, as was so christened by his own father!—Is this axe your’n, brother?’

‘Well!’ said Mr. Dennis, sadly, ‘if you can’t make a man doubt his fellow creatures, I don’t know what will. Abandon the banners! Me! Ned Dennis, named by my own father!—Is this axe yours, brother?’

‘Yes, it’s mine,’ said Hugh, in the same sullen manner as before; ‘it might have hurt you, if you had come in its way once or twice last night. Put it down.’

‘Yes, it’s mine,’ said Hugh, still in the same moody tone as before; ‘it could have hurt you if you had gotten in its way once or twice last night. Just put it down.’

‘Might have hurt me!’ said Mr Dennis, still keeping it in his hand, and feeling the edge with an air of abstraction. ‘Might have hurt me! and me exerting myself all the time to the wery best advantage. Here’s a world! And you’re not a-going to ask me to take a sup out of that ‘ere bottle, eh?’

‘Could have hurt me!’ said Mr. Dennis, still holding it in his hand and feeling the edge with a distracted expression. ‘Could have hurt me! and I’m trying my hardest all the time. What a world! And you’re not going to ask me to take a drink from that bottle, are you?’

Hugh passed it towards him. As he raised it to his lips, Barnaby jumped up, and motioning them to be silent, looked eagerly out.

Hugh handed it to him. As he brought it to his lips, Barnaby jumped up, signaling for them to be quiet, and looked out eagerly.

‘What’s the matter, Barnaby?’ said Dennis, glancing at Hugh and dropping the flask, but still holding the axe in his hand.

“What’s wrong, Barnaby?” Dennis asked, looking at Hugh and dropping the flask, but still holding the axe in his hand.

‘Hush!’ he answered softly. ‘What do I see glittering behind the hedge?’

‘Hush!’ he replied quietly. ‘What do I see shining behind the hedge?’

‘What!’ cried the hangman, raising his voice to its highest pitch, and laying hold of him and Hugh. ‘Not SOLDIERS, surely!’

‘What!’ shouted the hangman, raising his voice as loud as it could go, and grabbing him and Hugh. ‘Not SOLDIERS, right!’

That moment, the shed was filled with armed men; and a body of horse, galloping into the field, drew up before it.

That moment, the shed was packed with armed men; and a group of horsemen, galloping into the field, came to a stop in front of it.

‘There!’ said Dennis, who remained untouched among them when they had seized their prisoners; ‘it’s them two young ones, gentlemen, that the proclamation puts a price on. This other’s an escaped felon.—I’m sorry for it, brother,’ he added, in a tone of resignation, addressing himself to Hugh; ‘but you’ve brought it on yourself; you forced me to do it; you wouldn’t respect the soundest constitootional principles, you know; you went and wiolated the wery framework of society. I had sooner have given away a trifle in charity than done this, I would upon my soul.—If you’ll keep fast hold on ‘em, gentlemen, I think I can make a shift to tie ‘em better than you can.’

“Look!” said Dennis, who stayed out of the fray when they captured their prisoners. “It’s those two young ones that the proclamation has a bounty on, gentlemen. This other one is an escaped convict. I feel sorry for you, brother,” he added, speaking to Hugh with resignation. “But you brought this on yourself; you made me do it. You wouldn’t respect the most fundamental principles of the law, you know; you violated the very foundation of society. I would have preferred to give a little to charity than to do this, I swear. If you hold on to them tightly, gentlemen, I think I can tie them up better than you can.”

But this operation was postponed for a few moments by a new occurrence. The blind man, whose ears were quicker than most people’s sight, had been alarmed, before Barnaby, by a rustling in the bushes, under cover of which the soldiers had advanced. He retreated instantly—had hidden somewhere for a minute—and probably in his confusion mistaking the point at which he had emerged, was now seen running across the open meadow.

But this operation was delayed for a moment by something new. The blind man, whose hearing was sharper than most people's sight, had been startled, even before Barnaby, by a rustling in the bushes, where the soldiers had crept forward. He quickly backed away—hiding for a minute—and likely in his confusion mistaking where he had come out, was now spotted running across the open field.

An officer cried directly that he had helped to plunder a house last night. He was loudly called on, to surrender. He ran the harder, and in a few seconds would have been out of gunshot. The word was given, and the men fired.

An officer openly admitted that he had helped rob a house the night before. He was loudly ordered to surrender. He ran faster, and in just a few seconds, he would have been out of range. The command was given, and the men fired.

There was a breathless pause and a profound silence, during which all eyes were fixed upon him. He had been seen to start at the discharge, as if the report had frightened him. But he neither stopped nor slackened his pace in the least, and ran on full forty yards further. Then, without one reel or stagger, or sign of faintness, or quivering of any limb, he dropped.

There was a tense moment of silence, with everyone staring at him. He flinched at the sound, as if it had startled him. But he didn’t hesitate or slow down at all, and continued running for another forty yards. Then, without wobbling, staggering, or showing any sign of weakness or trembling, he collapsed.

Some of them hurried up to where he lay;—the hangman with them. Everything had passed so quickly, that the smoke had not yet scattered, but curled slowly off in a little cloud, which seemed like the dead man’s spirit moving solemnly away. There were a few drops of blood upon the grass—more, when they turned him over—that was all.

Some of them rushed over to where he was lying, including the executioner. Everything had happened so fast that the smoke hadn't fully cleared yet; it was still drifting away in a small cloud that looked like the dead man's spirit moving solemnly away. There were a few drops of blood on the grass—more, when they flipped him over—that was all.

‘Look here! Look here!’ said the hangman, stooping one knee beside the body, and gazing up with a disconsolate face at the officer and men. ‘Here’s a pretty sight!’

‘Look here! Look here!’ said the hangman, kneeling beside the body and looking up with a sad expression at the officer and the men. ‘Here’s a nice sight!’

‘Stand out of the way,’ replied the officer. ‘Serjeant! see what he had about him.’

“Get out of the way,” the officer said. “Sergeant! Check what he had on him.”

The man turned his pockets out upon the grass, and counted, besides some foreign coins and two rings, five-and-forty guineas in gold. These were bundled up in a handkerchief and carried away; the body remained there for the present, but six men and the serjeant were left to take it to the nearest public-house.

The man emptied his pockets onto the grass and counted, along with some foreign coins and two rings, a total of forty-five guineas in gold. He bundled them up in a handkerchief and took them away; the body stayed there for now, but six men and the sergeant were left to take it to the nearest pub.

‘Now then, if you’re going,’ said the serjeant, clapping Dennis on the back, and pointing after the officer who was walking towards the shed.

“Alright then, if you’re heading out,” said the sergeant, giving Dennis a pat on the back and pointing at the officer who was walking toward the shed.

To which Mr Dennis only replied, ‘Don’t talk to me!’ and then repeated what he had said before, namely, ‘Here’s a pretty sight!’

To which Mr. Dennis simply said, “Don’t talk to me!” and then repeated what he had said earlier, “Here’s a pretty sight!”

‘It’s not one that you care for much, I should think,’ observed the serjeant coolly.

“It’s probably not one you care about much, I would guess,” the sergeant remarked casually.

‘Why, who,’ said Mr Dennis rising, ‘should care for it, if I don’t?’

‘Why should anyone care about it if I don’t?’ said Mr. Dennis, getting up.

‘Oh! I didn’t know you was so tender-hearted,’ said the serjeant. ‘That’s all!’

‘Oh! I didn’t know you were so soft-hearted,’ said the sergeant. ‘That’s it!’

‘Tender-hearted!’ echoed Dennis. ‘Tender-hearted! Look at this man. Do you call THIS constitootional? Do you see him shot through and through instead of being worked off like a Briton? Damme, if I know which party to side with. You’re as bad as the other. What’s to become of the country if the military power’s to go a superseding the ciwilians in this way? Where’s this poor feller-creetur’s rights as a citizen, that he didn’t have ME in his last moments! I was here. I was willing. I was ready. These are nice times, brother, to have the dead crying out against us in this way, and sleep comfortably in our beds arterwards; wery nice!’

‘Tender-hearted!’ Dennis echoed. ‘Tender-hearted! Look at this man. Do you really think THIS is constitutional? Do you see him shot through and through instead of being dealt with like a Brit? Damn, I don’t even know which side to take. You’re just as bad as the other. What’s going to happen to the country if the military starts overruling civilians like this? Where are this poor guy’s rights as a citizen, that he didn't have ME with him in his last moments! I was here. I was willing. I was ready. These are great times, brother, to have the dead calling us out like this and then sleep comfortably in our beds afterward; really great!’

Whether he derived any material consolation from binding the prisoners, is uncertain; most probably he did. At all events his being summoned to that work, diverted him, for the time, from these painful reflections, and gave his thoughts a more congenial occupation.

Whether he gained any real comfort from tying up the prisoners is unclear; he most likely did. In any case, being called to do that task distracted him, for a while, from his painful thoughts and offered him a more fitting use of his mind.

They were not all three carried off together, but in two parties; Barnaby and his father, going by one road in the centre of a body of foot; and Hugh, fast bound upon a horse, and strongly guarded by a troop of cavalry, being taken by another.

They weren't all taken at once, but in two groups; Barnaby and his father were traveling along one path surrounded by a group of foot soldiers, and Hugh, tightly tied to a horse and closely guarded by a squad of cavalry, was taken along a different route.

They had no opportunity for the least communication, in the short interval which preceded their departure; being kept strictly apart. Hugh only observed that Barnaby walked with a drooping head among his guard, and, without raising his eyes, that he tried to wave his fettered hand when he passed. For himself, he buoyed up his courage as he rode along, with the assurance that the mob would force his jail wherever it might be, and set him at liberty. But when they got into London, and more especially into Fleet Market, lately the stronghold of the rioters, where the military were rooting out the last remnant of the crowd, he saw that this hope was gone, and felt that he was riding to his death.

They had no chance to communicate at all during the brief time before their departure, as they were kept completely apart. Hugh only noticed that Barnaby walked with his head down among his guards and, without looking up, he tried to wave his restrained hand as he passed by. As for Hugh, he kept his spirits up as he rode along, convinced that the mob would break into his jail, wherever it was, and set him free. But when they arrived in London, especially in Fleet Market, which had recently been a stronghold for the rioters where the military were clearing out the last remnants of the crowd, he realized that this hope was gone and felt he was heading toward his death.





Chapter 70

Mr Dennis having despatched this piece of business without any personal hurt or inconvenience, and having now retired into the tranquil respectability of private life, resolved to solace himself with half an hour or so of female society. With this amiable purpose in his mind, he bent his steps towards the house where Dolly and Miss Haredale were still confined, and whither Miss Miggs had also been removed by order of Mr Simon Tappertit.

Mr. Dennis had wrapped up this business without any personal harm or trouble, and now that he had stepped back into the calm respectability of private life, he decided to treat himself to about half an hour of female company. With this pleasant intention in mind, he made his way to the house where Dolly and Miss Haredale were still staying, and where Miss Miggs had also been taken by order of Mr. Simon Tappertit.

As he walked along the streets with his leather gloves clasped behind him, and his face indicative of cheerful thought and pleasant calculation, Mr Dennis might have been likened unto a farmer ruminating among his crops, and enjoying by anticipation the bountiful gifts of Providence. Look where he would, some heap of ruins afforded him rich promise of a working off; the whole town appeared to have been ploughed and sown, and nurtured by most genial weather; and a goodly harvest was at hand.

As he strolled down the streets with his leather gloves held behind him, and a cheerful expression on his face, Mr. Dennis could have been compared to a farmer contemplating his fields, eagerly anticipating the generous blessings of fate. No matter where he looked, some pile of debris offered him the promise of a fresh start; the entire town seemed to have been tilled and sown, thriving under perfect weather, and a plentiful harvest was coming soon.

Having taken up arms and resorted to deeds of violence, with the great main object of preserving the Old Bailey in all its purity, and the gallows in all its pristine usefulness and moral grandeur, it would perhaps be going too far to assert that Mr Dennis had ever distinctly contemplated and foreseen this happy state of things. He rather looked upon it as one of those beautiful dispensations which are inscrutably brought about for the behoof and advantage of good men. He felt, as it were, personally referred to, in this prosperous ripening for the gibbet; and had never considered himself so much the pet and favourite child of Destiny, or loved that lady so well or with such a calm and virtuous reliance, in all his life.

Having taken up arms and resorted to violence, with the main goal of preserving the Old Bailey in all its purity, and the gallows in its original usefulness and moral grandeur, it might be too much to say that Mr. Dennis ever clearly envisioned this fortunate outcome. He viewed it more as one of those beautiful events that happen for the benefit of good people. He felt, in a way, personally connected to this thriving situation for the gallows; and he had never seen himself as such a cherished and favored child of Fate, or loved that lady as deeply or with such calm and virtuous trust, in all his life.

As to being taken up, himself, for a rioter, and punished with the rest, Mr Dennis dismissed that possibility from his thoughts as an idle chimera; arguing that the line of conduct he had adopted at Newgate, and the service he had rendered that day, would be more than a set-off against any evidence which might identify him as a member of the crowd. That any charge of companionship which might be made against him by those who were themselves in danger, would certainly go for nought. And that if any trivial indiscretion on his part should unluckily come out, the uncommon usefulness of his office, at present, and the great demand for the exercise of its functions, would certainly cause it to be winked at, and passed over. In a word, he had played his cards throughout, with great care; had changed sides at the very nick of time; had delivered up two of the most notorious rioters, and a distinguished felon to boot; and was quite at his ease.

As for being accused of being a rioter and punished along with the others, Mr. Dennis brushed that thought aside as a ridiculous fantasy. He argued that the way he had acted at Newgate and the help he had provided that day would more than balance out any evidence that could link him to the crowd. Any accusation of being associated with him made by people who were in trouble would definitely hold no weight. And if any minor slip-up on his part happened to come out, the unusual importance of his role at the moment and the high demand for his duties would surely make people overlook it. In short, he had played his cards very carefully throughout; he had switched sides at just the right moment; he had handed over two of the most infamous rioters, plus a well-known criminal to boot; and he was feeling completely at ease.

Saving—for there is a reservation; and even Mr Dennis was not perfectly happy—saving for one circumstance; to wit, the forcible detention of Dolly and Miss Haredale, in a house almost adjoining his own. This was a stumbling-block; for if they were discovered and released, they could, by the testimony they had it in their power to give, place him in a situation of great jeopardy; and to set them at liberty, first extorting from them an oath of secrecy and silence, was a thing not to be thought of. It was more, perhaps, with an eye to the danger which lurked in this quarter, than from his abstract love of conversation with the sex, that the hangman, quickening his steps, now hastened into their society, cursing the amorous natures of Hugh and Mr Tappertit with great heartiness, at every step he took.

Saving—there's one issue; even Mr. Dennis wasn't completely happy—saving for one reason: the forced detention of Dolly and Miss Haredale in a house almost next to his own. This was a real problem because if they were discovered and set free, they could, with their testimonies, put him in serious trouble. And making them swear to keep quiet before letting them go was out of the question. It was probably more because of the danger that lay in this situation, rather than his general interest in chatting with women, that the executioner quickened his pace and headed toward them, cursing the romantic inclinations of Hugh and Mr. Tappertit with every step he took.

When he entered the miserable room in which they were confined, Dolly and Miss Haredale withdrew in silence to the remotest corner. But Miss Miggs, who was particularly tender of her reputation, immediately fell upon her knees and began to scream very loud, crying, ‘What will become of me!’—‘Where is my Simmuns!’—‘Have mercy, good gentlemen, on my sex’s weaknesses!’—with other doleful lamentations of that nature, which she delivered with great propriety and decorum.

When he walked into the miserable room where they were shut away, Dolly and Miss Haredale quietly moved to the farthest corner. But Miss Miggs, who was especially concerned about her reputation, immediately dropped to her knees and started screaming loudly, crying, “What will happen to me!”—“Where is my Simmuns!”—“Have mercy, kind gentlemen, on the weaknesses of my gender!”—along with other sad cries of that sort, which she expressed with great properness and decorum.

‘Miss, miss,’ whispered Dennis, beckoning to her with his forefinger, ‘come here—I won’t hurt you. Come here, my lamb, will you?’

‘Miss, miss,’ whispered Dennis, waving her over with his finger, ‘come here—I won’t hurt you. Come here, my dear, will you?’

On hearing this tender epithet, Miss Miggs, who had left off screaming when he opened his lips, and had listened to him attentively, began again, crying: ‘Oh I’m his lamb! He says I’m his lamb! Oh gracious, why wasn’t I born old and ugly! Why was I ever made to be the youngest of six, and all of ‘em dead and in their blessed graves, excepting one married sister, which is settled in Golden Lion Court, number twenty-sivin, second bell-handle on the—!’

On hearing this sweet nickname, Miss Miggs, who had stopped screaming when he started to speak and had listened to him carefully, began again, crying: ‘Oh I’m his lamb! He calls me his lamb! Oh goodness, why wasn’t I born old and ugly! Why was I ever made the youngest of six, all of whom are dead and buried, except for one married sister who lives in Golden Lion Court, number twenty-seven, second bell-handle on the—!’

‘Don’t I say I an’t a-going to hurt you?’ said Dennis, pointing to a chair. ‘Why miss, what’s the matter?’

‘Don’t I say I’m not going to hurt you?’ said Dennis, pointing to a chair. ‘What’s wrong, miss?’

‘I don’t know what mayn’t be the matter!’ cried Miss Miggs, clasping her hands distractedly. ‘Anything may be the matter!’

“I don’t know what could be wrong!” cried Miss Miggs, clasping her hands in distress. “Anything could be wrong!”

‘But nothing is, I tell you,’ said the hangman. ‘First stop that noise and come and sit down here, will you, chuckey?’

‘But nothing is, I tell you,’ said the hangman. ‘First, stop that noise and come sit down here, will you, buddy?’

The coaxing tone in which he said these latter words might have failed in its object, if he had not accompanied them with sundry sharp jerks of his thumb over one shoulder, and with divers winks and thrustings of his tongue into his cheek, from which signals the damsel gathered that he sought to speak to her apart, concerning Miss Haredale and Dolly. Her curiosity being very powerful, and her jealousy by no means inactive, she arose, and with a great deal of shivering and starting back, and much muscular action among all the small bones in her throat, gradually approached him.

The persuasive tone in which he said these last words might have missed the mark if he hadn't added several sharp jerks of his thumb over one shoulder, along with various winks and pokes of his tongue into his cheek. From these signals, the young woman realized he wanted to talk to her privately about Miss Haredale and Dolly. Driven by strong curiosity and a bit of jealousy, she stood up and, with a lot of shivering, flinching, and a lot of movement in her throat, slowly moved closer to him.

‘Sit down,’ said the hangman.

"Take a seat," said the hangman.

Suiting the action to the word, he thrust her rather suddenly and prematurely into a chair, and designing to reassure her by a little harmless jocularity, such as is adapted to please and fascinate the sex, converted his right forefinger into an ideal bradawl or gimlet, and made as though he would screw the same into her side—whereat Miss Miggs shrieked again, and evinced symptoms of faintness.

He quickly pushed her into a chair and, wanting to reassure her with some light-hearted teasing that usually charms women, pretended his right forefinger was a drill and acted like he would poke it into her side—this caused Miss Miggs to shriek again and show signs of fainting.

‘Lovey, my dear,’ whispered Dennis, drawing his chair close to hers. ‘When was your young man here last, eh?’

‘Lovey, my dear,’ whispered Dennis, pulling his chair closer to hers. ‘When was your boyfriend here last, huh?’

‘MY young man, good gentleman!’ answered Miggs in a tone of exquisite distress.

‘My young man, good sir!’ replied Miggs in a tone of pure distress.

‘Ah! Simmuns, you know—him?’ said Dennis.

‘Ah! Simmuns, you know him?’ said Dennis.

‘Mine indeed!’ cried Miggs, with a burst of bitterness—and as she said it, she glanced towards Dolly. ‘MINE, good gentleman!’

‘Mine for sure!’ shouted Miggs, with a surge of bitterness—and as she said it, she looked over at Dolly. ‘MINE, kind sir!’

This was just what Mr Dennis wanted, and expected.

This was exactly what Mr. Dennis wanted and expected.

‘Ah!’ he said, looking so soothingly, not to say amorously on Miggs, that she sat, as she afterwards remarked, on pins and needles of the sharpest Whitechapel kind, not knowing what intentions might be suggesting that expression to his features: ‘I was afraid of that. I saw as much myself. It’s her fault. She WILL entice ‘em.’

‘Ah!’ he said, looking at Miggs in a way that was both comforting and, you could say, flirtatious, making her feel like she was sitting on the sharpest pins and needles, not knowing what he might really mean by that look: ‘I was worried about that. I noticed it myself. It’s her fault. She WILL lure them in.’

‘I wouldn’t,’ cried Miggs, folding her hands and looking upwards with a kind of devout blankness, ‘I wouldn’t lay myself out as she does; I wouldn’t be as bold as her; I wouldn’t seem to say to all male creeturs “Come and kiss me”’—and here a shudder quite convulsed her frame—‘for any earthly crowns as might be offered. Worlds,’ Miggs added solemnly, ‘should not reduce me. No. Not if I was Wenis.’

‘I wouldn’t,’ cried Miggs, folding her hands and looking upwards with a kind of devout blankness, ‘I wouldn’t put myself out there like she does; I wouldn’t be as bold as her; I wouldn’t act like I’m saying to all men "Come and kiss me"’—and here a shudder completely shook her—‘for any earthly crowns that might be offered. Worlds,’ Miggs added solemnly, ‘should not bring me down. No. Not even if I was Wenis.’

‘Well, but you ARE Wenus, you know,’ said Mr Dennis, confidentially.

“Well, but you ARE Venus, you know,” said Mr. Dennis, quietly.

‘No, I am not, good gentleman,’ answered Miggs, shaking her head with an air of self-denial which seemed to imply that she might be if she chose, but she hoped she knew better. ‘No, I am not, good gentleman. Don’t charge me with it.’

‘No, I’m not, good sir,’ Miggs replied, shaking her head in a way that suggested she could be if she wanted to, but she hoped she was smarter than that. ‘No, I’m not, good sir. Don’t accuse me of it.’

Up to this time she had turned round, every now and then, to where Dolly and Miss Haredale had retired and uttered a scream, or groan, or laid her hand upon her heart and trembled excessively, with a view of keeping up appearances, and giving them to understand that she conversed with the visitor, under protest and on compulsion, and at a great personal sacrifice, for their common good. But at this point, Mr Dennis looked so very full of meaning, and gave such a singularly expressive twitch to his face as a request to her to come still nearer to him, that she abandoned these little arts, and gave him her whole and undivided attention.

Up to this point, she had occasionally turned around to where Dolly and Miss Haredale were and let out a scream or a groan, or put her hand on her heart and trembled a lot, trying to keep up appearances and show them that she was talking to the visitor against her will, under pressure, and with significant personal sacrifice, all for their benefit. But at that moment, Mr. Dennis looked so meaningful and made such an expressive twitch of his face, signaling her to come closer, that she dropped these little acts and gave him her full and undivided attention.

‘When was Simmuns here, I say?’ quoth Dennis, in her ear.

‘When was Simmuns here, I ask?’ Dennis whispered in her ear.

‘Not since yesterday morning; and then only for a few minutes. Not all day, the day before.’

‘Not since yesterday morning; and then only for a few minutes. Not all day the day before.’

‘You know he meant all along to carry off that one!’ said Dennis, indicating Dolly by the slightest possible jerk of his head:—‘And to hand you over to somebody else.’

‘You know he always planned to take her away!’ said Dennis, nodding slightly toward Dolly:—‘And to give you to someone else.’

Miss Miggs, who had fallen into a terrible state of grief when the first part of this sentence was spoken, recovered a little at the second, and seemed by the sudden check she put upon her tears, to intimate that possibly this arrangement might meet her views; and that it might, perhaps, remain an open question.

Miss Miggs, who had been overwhelmed with sadness when the first part of this sentence was spoken, perked up a bit at the second part, and by the sudden stop she made to hold back her tears, seemed to suggest that maybe this arrangement could work for her; and that it might, perhaps, still be up for discussion.

‘—But unfort’nately,’ pursued Dennis, who observed this: ‘somebody else was fond of her too, you see; and even if he wasn’t, somebody else is took for a rioter, and it’s all over with him.’

‘—But unfortunately,’ continued Dennis, who noticed this: ‘someone else liked her as well, you see; and even if he didn’t, someone else is seen as a troublemaker, and it’s all over for him.’

Miss Miggs relapsed.

Miss Miggs had a setback.

‘Now I want,’ said Dennis, ‘to clear this house, and to see you righted. What if I was to get her off, out of the way, eh?’

‘Now I want,’ said Dennis, ‘to clear this house and make things right for you. What if I got her out of the way, huh?’

Miss Miggs, brightening again, rejoined, with many breaks and pauses from excess of feeling, that temptations had been Simmuns’s bane. That it was not his faults, but hers (meaning Dolly’s). That men did not see through these dreadful arts as women did, and therefore was caged and trapped, as Simmun had been. That she had no personal motives to serve—far from it—on the contrary, her intentions was good towards all parties. But forasmuch as she knowed that Simmun, if united to any designing and artful minxes (she would name no names, for that was not her dispositions)—to ANY designing and artful minxes—must be made miserable and unhappy for life, she DID incline towards prewentions. Such, she added, was her free confessions. But as this was private feelings, and might perhaps be looked upon as wengeance, she begged the gentleman would say no more. Whatever he said, wishing to do her duty by all mankind, even by them as had ever been her bitterest enemies, she would not listen to him. With that she stopped her ears, and shook her head from side to side, to intimate to Mr Dennis that though he talked until he had no breath left, she was as deaf as any adder.

Miss Miggs, brightening up again, replied, with many breaks and pauses from being overwhelmed with emotion, that temptations had been Simmun’s downfall. It wasn’t his fault, but hers (meaning Dolly’s). Men didn’t see through these awful tricks as women did, and that’s why he was caged and trapped, just like Simmun had been. She had no personal motives to serve—far from it—on the contrary, her intentions were good toward everyone. But since she knew that Simmun, if he got involved with any scheming and manipulative women (she wouldn’t name names, as that wasn’t her nature)—with ANY scheming and manipulative women—would be made miserable and unhappy for life, she DID lean towards prevention. Such, she added, was her honest confession. But as this was a private feeling, and might be seen as revenge, she asked the gentleman to say no more. Whatever he said, wanting to do her duty by all humanity, even by those who had been her bitterest enemies, she wouldn’t listen to him. With that, she covered her ears and shook her head from side to side, to signal to Mr. Dennis that no matter how much he talked, she was as deaf as a brick wall.

‘Lookee here, my sugar-stick,’ said Mr Dennis, ‘if your view’s the same as mine, and you’ll only be quiet and slip away at the right time, I can have the house clear to-morrow, and be out of this trouble.—Stop though! there’s the other.’

‘Look here, my sweet,’ said Mr. Dennis, ‘if you see things the same way I do, and you’ll just keep quiet and leave at the right time, I can have the house cleared by tomorrow and be out of this mess. —Wait, though! There’s the other one.’

‘Which other, sir?’ asked Miggs—still with her fingers in her ears and her head shaking obstinately.

‘Which other, sir?’ asked Miggs—still with her fingers in her ears and her head shaking stubbornly.

‘Why, the tallest one, yonder,’ said Dennis, as he stroked his chin, and added, in an undertone to himself, something about not crossing Muster Gashford.

“Why, the tallest one over there,” said Dennis, stroking his chin, and then quietly added to himself something about not crossing Muster Gashford.

Miss Miggs replied (still being profoundly deaf) that if Miss Haredale stood in the way at all, he might make himself quite easy on that score; as she had gathered, from what passed between Hugh and Mr Tappertit when they were last there, that she was to be removed alone (not by them, but by somebody else), to-morrow night.

Miss Miggs responded (still being completely deaf) that if Miss Haredale got in the way at all, he could relax about that; she had picked up from what was said between Hugh and Mr. Tappertit during their last visit that she would be taken away alone (not by them, but by someone else) tomorrow night.

Mr Dennis opened his eyes very wide at this piece of information, whistled once, considered once, and finally slapped his head once and nodded once, as if he had got the clue to this mysterious removal, and so dismissed it. Then he imparted his design concerning Dolly to Miss Miggs, who was taken more deaf than before, when he began; and so remained, all through.

Mr. Dennis widened his eyes at this news, whistled, thought for a moment, then slapped his head and nodded, as if he had figured out this puzzling disappearance, and then let it go. After that, he shared his plan about Dolly with Miss Miggs, who seemed even more oblivious than before he started; and she stayed that way the entire time.

The notable scheme was this. Mr Dennis was immediately to seek out from among the rioters, some daring young fellow (and he had one in his eye, he said), who, terrified by the threats he could hold out to him, and alarmed by the capture of so many who were no better and no worse than he, would gladly avail himself of any help to get abroad, and out of harm’s way, with his plunder, even though his journey were incumbered by an unwilling companion; indeed, the unwilling companion being a beautiful girl, would probably be an additional inducement and temptation. Such a person found, he proposed to bring him there on the ensuing night, when the tall one was taken off, and Miss Miggs had purposely retired; and then that Dolly should be gagged, muffled in a cloak, and carried in any handy conveyance down to the river’s side; where there were abundant means of getting her smuggled snugly off in any small craft of doubtful character, and no questions asked. With regard to the expense of this removal, he would say, at a rough calculation, that two or three silver tea or coffee-pots, with something additional for drink (such as a muffineer, or toast-rack), would more than cover it. Articles of plate of every kind having been buried by the rioters in several lonely parts of London, and particularly, as he knew, in St James’s Square, which, though easy of access, was little frequented after dark, and had a convenient piece of water in the midst, the needful funds were close at hand, and could be had upon the shortest notice. With regard to Dolly, the gentleman would exercise his own discretion. He would be bound to do nothing but to take her away, and keep her away. All other arrangements and dispositions would rest entirely with himself.

The plan was straightforward. Mr. Dennis was to find a brave young guy among the rioters (he had someone specific in mind, he said) who, scared by the threats he could pose and worried by the capture of others like him, would eagerly accept any help to escape with his loot, even if it meant traveling with someone he didn’t want to be with. In fact, having a beautiful girl as a reluctant companion would probably make it even more tempting. Once he found this person, he intended to bring him to a meeting the following night, after the tall one was taken away and Miss Miggs had purposely left; then, Dolly would be gagged, wrapped in a cloak, and taken in whatever transport was available down to the riverbank, where there were plenty of ways to secretly get her off in any unmarked small boat with no questions asked. As for the cost of this operation, he estimated that two or three silver tea or coffee pots, plus something extra for drinks (like a sugar shaker or toast holder), would cover it all. Since the rioters had hidden various silver items in different secluded spots around London, especially he knew, in St James’s Square—which, while easy to get to, wasn’t very busy after dark and had a convenient body of water—the needed money was readily available and could be obtained quickly. Regarding Dolly, the gentleman would decide on his own. He would only be obligated to take her away and keep her away; all other plans and decisions would be his to make.

If Miss Miggs had had her hearing, no doubt she would have been greatly shocked by the indelicacy of a young female’s going away with a stranger by night (for her moral feelings, as we have said, were of the tenderest kind); but directly Mr Dennis ceased to speak, she reminded him that he had only wasted breath. She then went on to say (still with her fingers in her ears) that nothing less than a severe practical lesson would save the locksmith’s daughter from utter ruin; and that she felt it, as it were, a moral obligation and a sacred duty to the family, to wish that some one would devise one for her reformation. Miss Miggs remarked, and very justly, as an abstract sentiment which happened to occur to her at the moment, that she dared to say the locksmith and his wife would murmur, and repine, if they were ever, by forcible abduction, or otherwise, to lose their child; but that we seldom knew, in this world, what was best for us: such being our sinful and imperfect natures, that very few arrived at that clear understanding.

If Miss Miggs had been able to hear, she would have been shocked by the idea of a young woman going off with a stranger at night (because her moral feelings, as we’ve mentioned, were quite delicate); but as soon as Mr. Dennis stopped talking, she reminded him that he had just wasted his breath. She then continued to say (still with her fingers in her ears) that nothing less than a strict lesson would save the locksmith’s daughter from total ruin; and that she felt it was her moral obligation and a sacred duty to the family to wish someone would come up with a plan for her reform. Miss Miggs pointed out, quite rightly, as a thought that crossed her mind at that moment, that she was sure the locksmith and his wife would complain and lament if they were ever to lose their child, either through kidnapping or another means; but that we often don’t really know what’s best for us: such is our flawed and imperfect nature that very few people achieve that clear understanding.

Having brought their conversation to this satisfactory end, they parted: Dennis, to pursue his design, and take another walk about his farm; Miss Miggs, to launch, when he left her, into such a burst of mental anguish (which she gave them to understand was occasioned by certain tender things he had had the presumption and audacity to say), that little Dolly’s heart was quite melted. Indeed, she said and did so much to soothe the outraged feelings of Miss Miggs, and looked so beautiful while doing so, that if that young maid had not had ample vent for her surpassing spite, in a knowledge of the mischief that was brewing, she must have scratched her features, on the spot.

Having reached a satisfying conclusion to their conversation, they went their separate ways: Dennis to continue his plans and take another stroll around his farm; Miss Miggs, to erupt into a wave of emotional turmoil (which she made sure they understood was caused by some affectionate things he had had the nerve to say), leaving little Dolly completely heartbroken. In fact, she did so much to comfort the hurt feelings of Miss Miggs, and looked so lovely while doing it, that if Miss Miggs hadn't had enough outlet for her overwhelming resentment, knowing the trouble that was brewing, she might have scratched her own face right then and there.





Chapter 71

All next day, Emma Haredale, Dolly, and Miggs, remained cooped up together in what had now been their prison for so many days, without seeing any person, or hearing any sound but the murmured conversation, in an outer room, of the men who kept watch over them. There appeared to be more of these fellows than there had been hitherto; and they could no longer hear the voices of women, which they had before plainly distinguished. Some new excitement, too, seemed to prevail among them; for there was much stealthy going in and out, and a constant questioning of those who were newly arrived. They had previously been quite reckless in their behaviour; often making a great uproar; quarrelling among themselves, fighting, dancing, and singing. They were now very subdued and silent, conversing almost in whispers, and stealing in and out with a soft and stealthy tread, very different from the boisterous trampling in which their arrivals and departures had hitherto been announced to the trembling captives.

All the next day, Emma Haredale, Dolly, and Miggs stayed locked up together in what had now become their prison for so many days, without seeing anyone or hearing anything except the muted conversations of the men watching over them in an outer room. There seemed to be more of these guys than there had been before, and they could no longer hear the voices of women, which they had previously clearly distinguished. Some new excitement also seemed to be happening among them; there was a lot of sneaky coming and going, and constant questioning of those who had just arrived. They had been quite reckless in their behavior before, often making a huge noise, fighting, dancing, and singing. Now they were very subdued and quiet, talking almost in whispers, and slipping in and out with a soft, sneaky tread, very different from the loud stomping that had previously marked their arrivals and departures to the frightened captives.

Whether this change was occasioned by the presence among them of some person of authority in their ranks, or by any other cause, they were unable to decide. Sometimes they thought it was in part attributable to there being a sick man in the chamber, for last night there had been a shuffling of feet, as though a burden were brought in, and afterwards a moaning noise. But they had no means of ascertaining the truth: for any question or entreaty on their parts only provoked a storm of execrations, or something worse; and they were too happy to be left alone, unassailed by threats or admiration, to risk even that comfort, by any voluntary communication with those who held them in durance.

Whether this change was caused by someone in a position of authority among them or something else, they couldn't figure out. Sometimes they thought it might be partly due to the presence of a sick man in the room, since the night before there had been a shuffling of feet like someone was being carried in, followed by a moaning sound. But they had no way of knowing the truth: any questions or pleas from them just resulted in a barrage of curses or something worse; and they were too glad to be left alone, free from threats or praise, to risk losing that comfort by reaching out to those who were keeping them captive.

It was sufficiently evident, both to Emma and to the locksmith’s poor little daughter herself, that she, Dolly, was the great object of attraction; and that so soon as they should have leisure to indulge in the softer passion, Hugh and Mr Tappertit would certainly fall to blows for her sake; in which latter case, it was not very difficult to see whose prize she would become. With all her old horror of that man revived, and deepened into a degree of aversion and abhorrence which no language can describe; with a thousand old recollections and regrets, and causes of distress, anxiety, and fear, besetting her on all sides; poor Dolly Varden—sweet, blooming, buxom Dolly—began to hang her head, and fade, and droop, like a beautiful flower. The colour fled from her cheeks, her courage forsook her, her gentle heart failed. Unmindful of all her provoking caprices, forgetful of all her conquests and inconstancy, with all her winning little vanities quite gone, she nestled all the livelong day in Emma Haredale’s bosom; and, sometimes calling on her dear old grey-haired father, sometimes on her mother, and sometimes even on her old home, pined slowly away, like a poor bird in its cage.

It was clear to both Emma and to the locksmith’s poor daughter, Dolly, that she was the main attraction; and as soon as they had the chance to indulge in their softer feelings, Hugh and Mr. Tappertit would definitely get into a fight over her. In that case, it was easy to see who would win her love. With all her old fears of that man resurfacing, now mixed with an even stronger sense of dislike that words couldn't capture, and with countless old memories and regrets, along with feelings of distress, anxiety, and fear overwhelming her, poor Dolly Varden—sweet, bright, and cheerful Dolly—started to hang her head and fade away, like a wilting flower. The color left her cheeks, her courage abandoned her, and her gentle heart faltered. Forgetting all her annoying little quirks, her past relationships, and her fleeting interests, she spent the entire day nestled in Emma Haredale’s embrace, sometimes calling for her dear old gray-haired father, sometimes for her mother, and at times even for her old home, slowly wasting away like a caged bird.

Light hearts, light hearts, that float so gaily on a smooth stream, that are so sparkling and buoyant in the sunshine—down upon fruit, bloom upon flowers, blush in summer air, life of the winged insect, whose whole existence is a day—how soon ye sink in troubled water! Poor Dolly’s heart—a little, gentle, idle, fickle thing; giddy, restless, fluttering; constant to nothing but bright looks, and smiles and laughter—Dolly’s heart was breaking.

Light hearts, light hearts, that float so happily on a calm stream, that are so bright and cheerful in the sunlight—shining on fruit, blooming on flowers, glowing in the summer air, the life of the winged insect, whose whole existence lasts just a day—how quickly you sink in rough waters! Poor Dolly’s heart—a little, gentle, lazy, fickle thing; dizzy, restless, fluttering; loyal only to bright faces, smiles, and laughter—Dolly’s heart was breaking.

Emma had known grief, and could bear it better. She had little comfort to impart, but she could soothe and tend her, and she did so; and Dolly clung to her like a child to its nurse. In endeavouring to inspire her with some fortitude, she increased her own; and though the nights were long, and the days dismal, and she felt the wasting influence of watching and fatigue, and had perhaps a more defined and clear perception of their destitute condition and its worst dangers, she uttered no complaint. Before the ruffians, in whose power they were, she bore herself so calmly, and with such an appearance, in the midst of all her terror, of a secret conviction that they dared not harm her, that there was not a man among them but held her in some degree of dread; and more than one believed she had a weapon hidden in her dress, and was prepared to use it.

Emma had experienced grief and could handle it better now. She had little comfort to offer, but she could provide care and support, which she did; Dolly clung to her like a child to its nurse. In trying to inspire some strength in her, Emma found her own increasing. Even though the nights were long and the days were bleak, and she felt the exhausting effects of watching and fatigue, she had a clearer understanding of their desperate situation and its worst dangers, yet she made no complaints. In front of the thugs they were at the mercy of, she held herself so composed, projecting an air of quiet confidence that they wouldn’t dare harm her, that every man among them felt some degree of fear towards her; more than one even thought she had a weapon hidden in her clothing and was ready to use it.

Such was their condition when they were joined by Miss Miggs, who gave them to understand that she too had been taken prisoner because of her charms, and detailed such feats of resistance she had performed (her virtue having given her supernatural strength), that they felt it quite a happiness to have her for a champion. Nor was this the only comfort they derived at first from Miggs’s presence and society: for that young lady displayed such resignation and long-suffering, and so much meek endurance, under her trials, and breathed in all her chaste discourse a spirit of such holy confidence and resignation, and devout belief that all would happen for the best, that Emma felt her courage strengthened by the bright example; never doubting but that everything she said was true, and that she, like them, was torn from all she loved, and agonised by doubt and apprehension. As to poor Dolly, she was roused, at first, by seeing one who came from home; but when she heard under what circumstances she had left it, and into whose hands her father had fallen, she wept more bitterly than ever, and refused all comfort.

They were in such a state when Miss Miggs joined them, explaining that she too had been captured because of her looks, and shared the amazing feats of resistance she had accomplished (her virtue giving her supernatural strength), making them feel lucky to have her as a champion. But that wasn’t the only comfort they found in Miggs’s presence: she showed such patience and endurance under her struggles, and infused her pure conversations with a spirit of unshakeable confidence and acceptance, believing that everything would work out for the best. Emma felt braver just by watching her example, completely convinced that everything she said was true and that she, like them, had been ripped from everything she cherished and was suffering from doubt and fear. As for poor Dolly, she was initially lifted by seeing someone from home; but when she learned the conditions under which Miggs had left and into whose hands her father had fallen, she wept more bitterly than before and refused any comfort.

Miss Miggs was at some trouble to reprove her for this state of mind, and to entreat her to take example by herself, who, she said, was now receiving back, with interest, tenfold the amount of her subscriptions to the red-brick dwelling-house, in the articles of peace of mind and a quiet conscience. And, while on serious topics, Miss Miggs considered it her duty to try her hand at the conversion of Miss Haredale; for whose improvement she launched into a polemical address of some length, in the course whereof, she likened herself unto a chosen missionary, and that young lady to a cannibal in darkness. Indeed, she returned so often to these subjects, and so frequently called upon them to take a lesson from her,—at the same time vaunting and, as it were, rioting in, her huge unworthiness, and abundant excess of sin,—that, in the course of a short time, she became, in that small chamber, rather a nuisance than a comfort, and rendered them, if possible, even more unhappy than they had been before.

Miss Miggs was quite determined to scold her for this way of thinking and to urge her to follow her example, claiming that she was now receiving tenfold the peace of mind and quiet conscience as a return on her subscriptions to the red-brick house. While discussing serious matters, Miss Miggs felt it was her duty to try to convert Miss Haredale; for that purpose, she launched into a lengthy speech, comparing herself to a chosen missionary and that young lady to a cannibal living in darkness. In fact, she returned to these topics so often, frequently calling on Miss Haredale to learn from her—while at the same time boasting and almost reveling in her own significant faults and overwhelming sins—that, in a short time, she became more of a nuisance than a comfort in that small room, making them even more unhappy than they had been before.

The night had now come; and for the first time (for their jailers had been regular in bringing food and candles), they were left in darkness. Any change in their condition in such a place inspired new fears; and when some hours had passed, and the gloom was still unbroken, Emma could no longer repress her alarm.

The night had now fallen; and for the first time (since their guards had consistently brought food and candles), they were left in the dark. Any shift in their situation in a place like this stirred up new fears; and after a few hours had gone by, with the darkness still untouched, Emma could no longer hide her worry.

They listened attentively. There was the same murmuring in the outer room, and now and then a moan which seemed to be wrung from a person in great pain, who made an effort to subdue it, but could not. Even these men seemed to be in darkness too; for no light shone through the chinks in the door, nor were they moving, as their custom was, but quite still: the silence being unbroken by so much as the creaking of a board.

They listened closely. There was the same murmuring coming from the outer room, and every now and then a moan that sounded like someone in severe pain, trying to hold it back but unable to. Even these men seemed to be in darkness too; no light peeked through the cracks in the door, and they weren’t moving as they usually did, but were entirely still: the silence was so complete that not even a board creaked.

At first, Miss Miggs wondered greatly in her own mind who this sick person might be; but arriving, on second thoughts, at the conclusion that he was a part of the schemes on foot, and an artful device soon to be employed with great success, she opined, for Miss Haredale’s comfort, that it must be some misguided Papist who had been wounded: and this happy supposition encouraged her to say, under her breath, ‘Ally Looyer!’ several times.

At first, Miss Miggs was really curious about who this sick person could be; but then she realized that he was likely part of the plans going on and a clever trick that would soon be used successfully. She figured, for Miss Haredale’s comfort, that it must be some misguided Catholic who had been hurt. This cheerful thought made her whisper, ‘Ally Looyer!’ several times.

‘Is it possible,’ said Emma, with some indignation, ‘that you who have seen these men committing the outrages you have told us of, and who have fallen into their hands, like us, can exult in their cruelties!’

“Is it possible,” Emma said, feeling a bit indignant, “that you, who have seen these men carrying out the atrocities you've told us about, and who have fallen into their hands like we did, can find joy in their cruelty?”

‘Personal considerations, miss,’ rejoined Miggs, ‘sinks into nothing, afore a noble cause. Ally Looyer! Ally Looyer! Ally Looyer, good gentlemen!’

‘Personal concerns, miss,’ replied Miggs, ‘fade away in the face of a noble cause. Ally Looyer! Ally Looyer! Ally Looyer, good gentlemen!’

It seemed from the shrill pertinacity with which Miss Miggs repeated this form of acclamation, that she was calling the same through the keyhole of the door; but in the profound darkness she could not be seen.

It looked like Miss Miggs was shouting this same compliment through the keyhole of the door, given the loudness and determination with which she repeated it; however, in the deep darkness, she couldn't be seen.

‘If the time has come—Heaven knows it may come at any moment—when they are bent on prosecuting the designs, whatever they may be, with which they have brought us here, can you still encourage, and take part with them?’ demanded Emma.

‘If the time has come—God knows it could happen at any moment—when they are determined to follow through on whatever plans they have for bringing us here, can you still support them and be part of it?’ Emma asked.

‘I thank my goodness-gracious-blessed-stars I can, miss,’ returned Miggs, with increased energy.—‘Ally Looyer, good gentlemen!’

"I thank my lucky stars I can, miss," Miggs replied with more enthusiasm. "Ally Looyer, good gentlemen!"

Even Dolly, cast down and disappointed as she was, revived at this, and bade Miggs hold her tongue directly.

Even Dolly, feeling down and disappointed as she was, perked up at this and told Miggs to keep quiet immediately.

‘WHICH, was you pleased to observe, Miss Varden?’ said Miggs, with a strong emphasis on the irrelative pronoun.

‘WHICH, were you happy to notice, Miss Varden?’ said Miggs, putting a strong emphasis on the irrelevant pronoun.

Dolly repeated her request.

Dolly repeated her ask.

‘Ho, gracious me!’ cried Miggs, with hysterical derision. ‘Ho, gracious me! Yes, to be sure I will. Ho yes! I am a abject slave, and a toiling, moiling, constant-working, always-being-found-fault-with, never-giving-satisfactions, nor-having-no-time-to-clean-oneself, potter’s wessel—an’t I, miss! Ho yes! My situations is lowly, and my capacities is limited, and my duties is to humble myself afore the base degenerating daughters of their blessed mothers as is—fit to keep companies with holy saints but is born to persecutions from wicked relations—and to demean myself before them as is no better than Infidels—an’t it, miss! Ho yes! My only becoming occupations is to help young flaunting pagins to brush and comb and titiwate theirselves into whitening and suppulchres, and leave the young men to think that there an’t a bit of padding in it nor no pinching ins nor fillings out nor pomatums nor deceits nor earthly wanities—an’t it, miss! Yes, to be sure it is—ho yes!’

“Oh my goodness!” Miggs exclaimed with exaggerated mockery. “Oh my goodness! Yes, of course I will. Oh, absolutely! I’m a miserable servant, a constant worker, always being criticized, never satisfying anyone, and always lacking time to clean myself—a potter's vessel, right, miss? Oh yes! My situation is lowly, my abilities are limited, and my duties involve humbling myself before the base, degrading daughters of their blessed mothers—who are fit to associate with holy saints but are doomed to suffer from wicked relatives—and to demean myself before them as if I were no better than Infidels—right, miss? Oh yes! My only proper jobs are to help young, flashy girls brush and comb and dress themselves up to look fabulous, while leaving the young men to think there’s no padding, no tight lacing, no fillers, no cosmetics, or any earthly vanities—right, miss? Yes, absolutely—oh yes!”

Having delivered these ironical passages with a most wonderful volubility, and with a shrillness perfectly deafening (especially when she jerked out the interjections), Miss Miggs, from mere habit, and not because weeping was at all appropriate to the occasion, which was one of triumph, concluded by bursting into a flood of tears, and calling in an impassioned manner on the name of Simmuns.

After sharing these sarcastic comments with incredible fluency and a shrillness that was downright deafening (especially when she exclaimed the interjections), Miss Miggs, out of habit and not because crying was fitting for the occasion, which was one of celebration, ended up bursting into tears and passionately calling out the name of Simmuns.

What Emma Haredale and Dolly would have done, or how long Miss Miggs, now that she had hoisted her true colours, would have gone on waving them before their astonished senses, it is impossible to tell. Nor is it necessary to speculate on these matters, for a startling interruption occurred at that moment, which took their whole attention by storm.

What Emma Haredale and Dolly would have done, or how long Miss Miggs, now that she had shown her true colors, would have kept flaunting them in front of their shocked senses, is impossible to say. Nor is it necessary to think about these things, because a surprising interruption happened at that moment that captured their full attention.

This was a violent knocking at the door of the house, and then its sudden bursting open; which was immediately succeeded by a scuffle in the room without, and the clash of weapons. Transported with the hope that rescue had at length arrived, Emma and Dolly shrieked aloud for help; nor were their shrieks unanswered; for after a hurried interval, a man, bearing in one hand a drawn sword, and in the other a taper, rushed into the chamber where they were confined.

There was a loud banging on the door of the house, and then it suddenly burst open; this was quickly followed by a struggle outside the room and the sound of clashing weapons. Filled with hope that rescue had finally come, Emma and Dolly screamed for help; their cries did not go unheard. After a brief pause, a man burst into the room where they were trapped, holding a drawn sword in one hand and a candle in the other.

It was some check upon their transport to find in this person an entire stranger, but they appealed to him, nevertheless, and besought him, in impassioned language, to restore them to their friends.

It was a bit surprising to find a complete stranger among them, but they still reached out to him and passionately begged him to bring them back to their friends.

‘For what other purpose am I here?’ he answered, closing the door, and standing with his back against it. ‘With what object have I made my way to this place, through difficulty and danger, but to preserve you?’

‘What else am I here for?’ he replied, shutting the door and leaning against it. ‘Why else would I have come to this place, facing challenges and risks, if not to protect you?’

With a joy for which it was impossible to find adequate expression, they embraced each other, and thanked Heaven for this most timely aid. Their deliverer stepped forward for a moment to put the light upon the table, and immediately returning to his former position against the door, bared his head, and looked on smilingly.

With a joy that was hard to put into words, they embraced each other and thanked Heaven for this timely help. Their rescuer stepped forward for a moment to place the light on the table and then returned to his previous spot by the door, took off his hat, and smiled at them.

‘You have news of my uncle, sir?’ said Emma, turning hastily towards him.

‘Do you have any news about my uncle, sir?’ Emma asked, turning quickly towards him.

‘And of my father and mother?’ added Dolly.

‘And what about my dad and mom?’ added Dolly.

‘Yes,’ he said. ‘Good news.’

“Yeah,” he said. “Great news.”

‘They are alive and unhurt?’ they both cried at once.

"They're alive and okay?" they both exclaimed simultaneously.

‘Yes, and unhurt,’ he rejoined.

"Yes, and I'm fine," he replied.

‘And close at hand?’

"And nearby?"

‘I did not say close at hand,’ he answered smoothly; ‘they are at no great distance. YOUR friends, sweet one,’ he added, addressing Dolly, ‘are within a few hours’ journey. You will be restored to them, I hope, to-night.’

"I didn’t say they were right here," he replied smoothly; "they're not far away. YOUR friends, dear," he added, looking at Dolly, "are just a few hours' travel. I hope you’ll be reunited with them tonight."

‘My uncle, sir—’ faltered Emma.

"My uncle, sir—" Emma stammered.

‘Your uncle, dear Miss Haredale, happily—I say happily, because he has succeeded where many of our creed have failed, and is safe—has crossed the sea, and is out of Britain.’

‘Your uncle, dear Miss Haredale, happily—I say happily, because he has succeeded where many of our kind have failed, and is safe—has crossed the sea and is out of Britain.’

‘I thank God for it,’ said Emma, faintly.

"I thank God for it," Emma said quietly.

‘You say well. You have reason to be thankful: greater reason than it is possible for you, who have seen but one night of these cruel outrages, to imagine.’

'You're right. You have every reason to be grateful—more than you can possibly understand, having only witnessed one night of these brutal acts.'

‘Does he desire,’ said Emma, ‘that I should follow him?’

"Does he want me to follow him?" Emma said.

‘Do you ask if he desires it?’ cried the stranger in surprise. ‘IF he desires it! But you do not know the danger of remaining in England, the difficulty of escape, or the price hundreds would pay to secure the means, when you make that inquiry. Pardon me. I had forgotten that you could not, being prisoner here.’

"Are you really asking if he wants it?" the stranger exclaimed in disbelief. "If he wants it! But you don’t understand the risk of staying in England, the challenges of getting out, or the price that hundreds would pay to find a way, when you ask that question. Forgive me. I forgot that you couldn’t know, being trapped here."

‘I gather, sir,’ said Emma, after a moment’s pause, ‘from what you hint at, but fear to tell me, that I have witnessed but the beginning, and the least, of the violence to which we are exposed, and that it has not yet slackened in its fury?’

“I understand, sir,” Emma said after a brief pause, “from what you're suggesting, but seem hesitant to say outright, that I've only seen the start, and the slightest, of the violence we're facing, and that it hasn't cooled down at all?”

He shrugged his shoulders, shook his head, lifted up his hands; and with the same smooth smile, which was not a pleasant one to see, cast his eyes upon the ground, and remained silent.

He shrugged his shoulders, shook his head, raised his hands; and with the same smooth smile, which wasn't a nice one to see, glanced down at the ground and stayed quiet.

‘You may venture, sir, to speak plain,’ said Emma, ‘and to tell me the worst. We have undergone some preparation for it.’

"You can speak freely, sir," Emma said, "and tell me the worst. We’re somewhat prepared for it."

But here Dolly interposed, and entreated her not to hear the worst, but the best; and besought the gentleman to tell them the best, and to keep the remainder of his news until they were safe among their friends again.

But here Dolly spoke up and urged her not to hear the worst, but the best; and she asked the gentleman to share the good news and to save the rest of his news until they were safely back among their friends.

‘It is told in three words,’ he said, glancing at the locksmith’s daughter with a look of some displeasure. ‘The people have risen, to a man, against us; the streets are filled with soldiers, who support them and do their bidding. We have no protection but from above, and no safety but in flight; and that is a poor resource; for we are watched on every hand, and detained here, both by force and fraud. Miss Haredale, I cannot bear—believe me, that I cannot bear—by speaking of myself, or what I have done, or am prepared to do, to seem to vaunt my services before you. But, having powerful Protestant connections, and having my whole wealth embarked with theirs in shipping and commerce, I happily possessed the means of saving your uncle. I have the means of saving you; and in redemption of my sacred promise, made to him, I am here; pledged not to leave you until I have placed you in his arms. The treachery or penitence of one of the men about you, led to the discovery of your place of confinement; and that I have forced my way here, sword in hand, you see.’

“It can be summed up in three words,” he said, looking at the locksmith’s daughter with a hint of displeasure. “The people have risen up against us; the streets are filled with soldiers who support them and do their bidding. We have no protection except from above, and no safety except in fleeing; and that’s not a great option since we are being watched everywhere and kept here by both force and deceit. Miss Haredale, I can’t stand—believe me, I can’t stand—talking about myself or what I’ve done or what I’m ready to do, as it might seem like I’m bragging about my services to you. But with powerful Protestant connections and all my wealth tied up in shipping and trade with them, I fortunately had the means to save your uncle. I have the means to save you; and in keeping my solemn promise to him, I’m here, committed to not leaving until I’ve placed you in his arms. The betrayal or remorse of one of the men around you led to the discovery of where you were held; and you see that I managed to force my way in here, sword in hand.”

‘You bring,’ said Emma, faltering, ‘some note or token from my uncle?’

"You have," Emma said hesitantly, "some message or token from my uncle?"

‘No, he doesn’t,’ cried Dolly, pointing at him earnestly; ‘now I am sure he doesn’t. Don’t go with him for the world!’

‘No, he doesn’t,’ cried Dolly, pointing at him earnestly; ‘now I’m absolutely sure he doesn’t. Don’t go with him for anything!’

‘Hush, pretty fool—be silent,’ he replied, frowning angrily upon her. ‘No, Miss Haredale, I have no letter, nor any token of any kind; for while I sympathise with you, and such as you, on whom misfortune so heavy and so undeserved has fallen, I value my life. I carry, therefore, no writing which, found upon me, would lead to its certain loss. I never thought of bringing any other token, nor did Mr Haredale think of entrusting me with one—possibly because he had good experience of my faith and honesty, and owed his life to me.’

“Be quiet, you silly girl,” he said, frowning at her in anger. “No, Miss Haredale, I don’t have a letter or any sign of any kind. While I feel for you and people like you, who have faced such heavy and undeserved misfortune, I value my life. Therefore, I’m not carrying any writing that could lead to my certain death if it were found on me. I never even considered bringing any other sign, nor did Mr. Haredale think to give me one—probably because he had good reason to trust my loyalty and honesty, and owed his life to me.”

There was a reproof conveyed in these words, which to a nature like Emma Haredale’s, was well addressed. But Dolly, who was differently constituted, was by no means touched by it, and still conjured her, in all the terms of affection and attachment she could think of, not to be lured away.

There was a criticism in these words that was directed perfectly at someone like Emma Haredale. However, Dolly, who was different, was not affected by it at all and continued to urge her, using every term of love and attachment she could think of, not to be tempted away.

‘Time presses,’ said their visitor, who, although he sought to express the deepest interest, had something cold and even in his speech, that grated on the ear; ‘and danger surrounds us. If I have exposed myself to it, in vain, let it be so; but if you and he should ever meet again, do me justice. If you decide to remain (as I think you do), remember, Miss Haredale, that I left you with a solemn caution, and acquitting myself of all the consequences to which you expose yourself.’

“Time is running out,” said their visitor, who, despite trying to show genuine concern, had a coldness in his voice that was hard to ignore. “We are in danger. If I’ve put myself at risk for nothing, then so be it; but if you and he ever cross paths again, please do me a favor. If you choose to stay (which I think you will), remember, Miss Haredale, I left you with a serious warning, and I take no responsibility for the risks you put yourself in.”

‘Stay, sir!’ cried Emma—‘one moment, I beg you. Cannot we’—and she drew Dolly closer to her—‘cannot we go together?’

“Wait, sir!” Emma exclaimed. “Just a moment, please. Can’t we”—and she pulled Dolly closer to her—“can’t we go together?”

‘The task of conveying one female in safety through such scenes as we must encounter, to say nothing of attracting the attention of those who crowd the streets,’ he answered, ‘is enough. I have said that she will be restored to her friends to-night. If you accept the service I tender, Miss Haredale, she shall be instantly placed in safe conduct, and that promise redeemed. Do you decide to remain? People of all ranks and creeds are flying from the town, which is sacked from end to end. Let me be of use in some quarter. Do you stay, or go?’

“The task of safely getting a woman through the kind of chaos we’re about to face, not to mention attracting the attention of the crowds in the streets,” he replied, “is already a lot to handle. I’ve said she will be returned to her friends tonight. If you accept the help I’m offering, Miss Haredale, she will be given safe passage immediately, and I’ll keep that promise. So, do you choose to stay or leave? People of all backgrounds are fleeing the city, which is being looted everywhere. Let me help in some way. What’s your decision?”

‘Dolly,’ said Emma, in a hurried manner, ‘my dear girl, this is our last hope. If we part now, it is only that we may meet again in happiness and honour. I will trust to this gentleman.’

‘Dolly,’ Emma said quickly, ‘my dear girl, this is our last hope. If we part now, it’s only so we can meet again in happiness and honor. I’ll trust this gentleman.’

‘No no-no!’ cried Dolly, clinging to her. ‘Pray, pray, do not!’

‘No, no, no!’ cried Dolly, holding on to her. ‘Please, please, don’t!’

‘You hear,’ said Emma, ‘that to-night—only to-night—within a few hours—think of that!—you will be among those who would die of grief to lose you, and who are now plunged in the deepest misery for your sake. Pray for me, dear girl, as I will for you; and never forget the many quiet hours we have passed together. Say one “God bless you!” Say that at parting!’

‘You know,’ said Emma, ‘that tonight—only tonight—in just a few hours—think about it!—you’ll be with people who would be devastated to lose you, and who are currently in the deepest pain because of you. Please pray for me, dear girl, as I will for you; and never forget the many quiet moments we’ve shared together. Just say one “God bless you!” Say that as we say goodbye!’

But Dolly could say nothing; no, not when Emma kissed her cheek a hundred times, and covered it with tears, could she do more than hang upon her neck, and sob, and clasp, and hold her tight.

But Dolly couldn’t say anything; no, not even when Emma kissed her cheek a hundred times and covered it with tears. All she could do was cling to her neck, sob, and hold her tight.

‘We have time for no more of this,’ cried the man, unclenching her hands, and pushing her roughly off, as he drew Emma Haredale towards the door: ‘Now! Quick, outside there! are you ready?’

‘We can't do this anymore,’ the man shouted, releasing her hands and pushing her away roughly as he pulled Emma Haredale toward the door. ‘Now! Hurry, are you ready to go?’

‘Ay!’ cried a loud voice, which made him start. ‘Quite ready! Stand back here, for your lives!’

‘Hey!’ shouted a loud voice, causing him to jump. ‘All set! Step back here, for your lives!’

And in an instant he was felled like an ox in the butcher’s shambles—struck down as though a block of marble had fallen from the roof and crushed him—and cheerful light, and beaming faces came pouring in—and Emma was clasped in her uncle’s embrace, and Dolly, with a shriek that pierced the air, fell into the arms of her father and mother.

And in a split second, he was brought down like an ox at the butcher's—hit as if a heavy block of marble had dropped from above and crushed him—and bright light and smiling faces rushed in—and Emma was hugged by her uncle, while Dolly, with a scream that echoed, collapsed into her parents' arms.

What fainting there was, what laughing, what crying, what sobbing, what smiling, how much questioning, no answering, all talking together, all beside themselves with joy; what kissing, congratulating, embracing, shaking of hands, and falling into all these raptures, over and over and over again; no language can describe.

What little fainting occurred, what laughing, what crying, what sobbing, what smiling, how many questions asked with no answers, everyone talking at once, all overwhelmed with joy; what kissing, congratulating, hugging, shaking hands, and falling into all these ecstatic moments over and over again; no words can capture it.

At length, and after a long time, the old locksmith went up and fairly hugged two strangers, who had stood apart and left them to themselves; and then they saw—whom? Yes, Edward Chester and Joseph Willet.

Finally, after a long wait, the old locksmith went over and embraced two strangers who had been standing off to the side, leaving them alone; and then they saw—who? Yes, Edward Chester and Joseph Willet.

‘See here!’ cried the locksmith. ‘See here! where would any of us have been without these two? Oh, Mr Edward, Mr Edward—oh, Joe, Joe, how light, and yet how full, you have made my old heart to-night!’

“Look here!” shouted the locksmith. “Look here! Where would any of us have been without these two? Oh, Mr. Edward, Mr. Edward—oh, Joe, Joe, how light and yet how full you have made my old heart tonight!”

‘It was Mr Edward that knocked him down, sir,’ said Joe: ‘I longed to do it, but I gave it up to him. Come, you brave and honest gentleman! Get your senses together, for you haven’t long to lie here.’

‘It was Mr. Edward who knocked him down, sir,’ said Joe. ‘I really wanted to do it, but I let him take the lead. Come on, you brave and honest gentleman! Pull yourself together, because you can’t stay here much longer.’

He had his foot upon the breast of their sham deliverer, in the absence of a spare arm; and gave him a gentle roll as he spoke. Gashford, for it was no other, crouching yet malignant, raised his scowling face, like sin subdued, and pleaded to be gently used.

He had his foot on the chest of their fake savior, since he didn't have a free hand; and he gave him a slight shove as he spoke. Gashford, for it was no one else, huddled there looking spiteful, raised his angry face, like guilt subdued, and begged to be treated gently.

‘I have access to all my lord’s papers, Mr Haredale,’ he said, in a submissive voice: Mr Haredale keeping his back towards him, and not once looking round: ‘there are very important documents among them. There are a great many in secret drawers, and distributed in various places, known only to my lord and me. I can give some very valuable information, and render important assistance to any inquiry. You will have to answer it, if I receive ill usage.

‘I have access to all of my lord’s papers, Mr. Haredale,’ he said in a submissive tone, while Mr. Haredale kept his back to him and didn’t look around even once. ‘There are some very important documents among them. There are many hidden in secret drawers and scattered in various places known only to my lord and me. I can provide some really valuable information and offer important help with any investigation. You’ll have to deal with it if I receive any mistreatment.

‘Pah!’ cried Joe, in deep disgust. ‘Get up, man; you’re waited for, outside. Get up, do you hear?’

‘Ugh!’ exclaimed Joe, in complete disgust. ‘Get up, man; people are waiting for you outside. Get up, do you hear me?’

Gashford slowly rose; and picking up his hat, and looking with a baffled malevolence, yet with an air of despicable humility, all round the room, crawled out.

Gashford slowly got up; and picking up his hat, looking around the room with a confused anger but also a pathetic humility, he slithered out.

‘And now, gentlemen,’ said Joe, who seemed to be the spokesman of the party, for all the rest were silent; ‘the sooner we get back to the Black Lion, the better, perhaps.’

‘And now, guys,’ said Joe, who looked like he was the spokesperson for the group since everyone else was quiet, ‘the sooner we head back to the Black Lion, the better, maybe.’

Mr Haredale nodded assent, and drawing his niece’s arm through his, and taking one of her hands between his own, passed out straightway; followed by the locksmith, Mrs Varden, and Dolly—who would scarcely have presented a sufficient surface for all the hugs and caresses they bestowed upon her though she had been a dozen Dollys. Edward Chester and Joe followed.

Mr. Haredale nodded in agreement, linking his niece’s arm through his and taking one of her hands in his, he walked out immediately, followed by the locksmith, Mrs. Varden, and Dolly—who wouldn’t have provided enough room for all the hugs and affection they showered on her even if she had been a dozen Dollys. Edward Chester and Joe followed.

And did Dolly never once look behind—not once? Was there not one little fleeting glimpse of the dark eyelash, almost resting on her flushed cheek, and of the downcast sparkling eye it shaded? Joe thought there was—and he is not likely to have been mistaken; for there were not many eyes like Dolly’s, that’s the truth.

And did Dolly never look back—not once? Was there not a quick glimpse of the dark eyelash almost resting on her flushed cheek, and the downcast sparkling eye it shaded? Joe thought there was—and he’s probably right; because there aren’t many eyes like Dolly’s, that’s for sure.

The outer room through which they had to pass, was full of men; among them, Mr Dennis in safe keeping; and there, had been since yesterday, lying in hiding behind a wooden screen which was now thrown down, Simon Tappertit, the recreant ‘prentice, burnt and bruised, and with a gun-shot wound in his body; and his legs—his perfect legs, the pride and glory of his life, the comfort of his existence—crushed into shapeless ugliness. Wondering no longer at the moans they had heard, Dolly kept closer to her father, and shuddered at the sight; but neither bruises, burns, nor gun-shot wound, nor all the torture of his shattered limbs, sent half so keen a pang to Simon’s breast, as Dolly passing out, with Joe for her preserver.

The outer room they had to walk through was full of men; among them was Mr. Dennis, safe and sound. Also there since yesterday, hiding behind a wooden screen that was now knocked down, was Simon Tappertit, the traitorous apprentice, burned and injured, with a gunshot wound in his body; and his legs—his once-perfect legs, the pride and joy of his life, the comfort of his existence—were crushed into a formless mess. No longer wondering about the moans they had heard, Dolly stayed close to her father, shuddering at the sight; but neither the bruises, burns, nor gunshot wound, nor all the agony of his shattered limbs caused Simon as much pain as seeing Dolly leave with Joe, her hero.

A coach was ready at the door, and Dolly found herself safe and whole inside, between her father and mother, with Emma Haredale and her uncle, quite real, sitting opposite. But there was no Joe, no Edward; and they had said nothing. They had only bowed once, and kept at a distance. Dear heart! what a long way it was to the Black Lion!

A coach was waiting at the door, and Dolly felt safe and sound inside, between her father and mother, with Emma Haredale and her uncle sitting right across from her, looking very real. But there was no Joe, no Edward; and they hadn't said a word. They had just nodded once and stayed back. Oh my goodness! It felt like such a long way to the Black Lion!





Chapter 72

The Black Lion was so far off, and occupied such a length of time in the getting at, that notwithstanding the strong presumptive evidence she had about her of the late events being real and of actual occurrence, Dolly could not divest herself of the belief that she must be in a dream which was lasting all night. Nor was she quite certain that she saw and heard with her own proper senses, even when the coach, in the fulness of time, stopped at the Black Lion, and the host of that tavern approached in a gush of cheerful light to help them to dismount, and give them hearty welcome.

The Black Lion was so far away and took such a long time to reach that, despite the strong evidence she had about the recent events being real and actually happening, Dolly couldn't shake the feeling that she must be in a dream that lasted all night. She wasn't entirely sure that she was seeing and hearing everything with her own senses, even when the coach finally stopped at the Black Lion, and the innkeeper came forward in a burst of cheerful light to help them get down and give them a warm welcome.

There too, at the coach door, one on one side, one upon the other, were already Edward Chester and Joe Willet, who must have followed in another coach: and this was such a strange and unaccountable proceeding, that Dolly was the more inclined to favour the idea of her being fast asleep. But when Mr Willet appeared—old John himself—so heavy-headed and obstinate, and with such a double chin as the liveliest imagination could never in its boldest flights have conjured up in all its vast proportions—then she stood corrected, and unwillingly admitted to herself that she was broad awake.

There, at the coach door, one on one side and one on the other, were already Edward Chester and Joe Willet, who must have come in another coach. This was such a strange and confusing situation that Dolly was even more inclined to think she was just dreaming. But when Mr. Willet showed up—old John himself—looking so heavy-headed and stubborn, with a double chin that even the wildest imagination could never have created in such enormous size—she realized she was definitely wide awake.

And Joe had lost an arm—he—that well-made, handsome, gallant fellow! As Dolly glanced towards him, and thought of the pain he must have suffered, and the far-off places in which he had been wandering, and wondered who had been his nurse, and hoped that whoever it was, she had been as kind and gentle and considerate as she would have been, the tears came rising to her bright eyes, one by one, little by little, until she could keep them back no longer, and so before them all, wept bitterly.

And Joe had lost an arm—he—that well-built, handsome, charming guy! As Dolly looked at him and thought about the pain he must have endured, the distant places he had traveled to, and wondered who had taken care of him, hoping that whoever it was had been as kind, gentle, and thoughtful as she would have been, tears began to rise in her bright eyes, one by one, little by little, until she could hold them back no longer, and so in front of everyone, she cried bitterly.

‘We are all safe now, Dolly,’ said her father, kindly. ‘We shall not be separated any more. Cheer up, my love, cheer up!’

‘We’re all safe now, Dolly,’ her father said gently. ‘We won’t be separated again. Lift your spirits, my dear, lift your spirits!’

The locksmith’s wife knew better perhaps, than he, what ailed her daughter. But Mrs Varden being quite an altered woman—for the riots had done that good—added her word to his, and comforted her with similar representations.

The locksmith's wife probably understood better than he did what was wrong with their daughter. But Mrs. Varden, having changed quite a bit—thanks to the riots—supported him and reassured her with the same thoughts.

‘Mayhap,’ said Mr Willet, senior, looking round upon the company, ‘she’s hungry. That’s what it is, depend upon it—I am, myself.’

“Maybe,” said Mr. Willet, senior, looking around at the group, “she’s hungry. That’s what it is, trust me—I am, too.”

The Black Lion, who, like old John, had been waiting supper past all reasonable and conscionable hours, hailed this as a philosophical discovery of the profoundest and most penetrating kind; and the table being already spread, they sat down to supper straightway.

The Black Lion, who, like old John, had been waiting for dinner long past reasonable and decent hours, saw this as a deep and insightful realization; and the table already set, they sat down to dinner right away.

The conversation was not of the liveliest nature, nor were the appetites of some among them very keen. But, in both these respects, old John more than atoned for any deficiency on the part of the rest, and very much distinguished himself.

The conversation wasn't very lively, and some of them weren't that hungry. But in both cases, old John more than made up for what the others lacked and really stood out.

It was not in point of actual conversation that Mr Willet shone so brilliantly, for he had none of his old cronies to ‘tackle,’ and was rather timorous of venturing on Joe; having certain vague misgivings within him, that he was ready on the shortest notice, and on receipt of the slightest offence, to fell the Black Lion to the floor of his own parlour, and immediately to withdraw to China or some other remote and unknown region, there to dwell for evermore, or at least until he had got rid of his remaining arm and both legs, and perhaps an eye or so, into the bargain. It was with a peculiar kind of pantomime that Mr Willet filled up every pause; and in this he was considered by the Black Lion, who had been his familiar for some years, quite to surpass and go beyond himself, and outrun the expectations of his most admiring friends.

Mr. Willet wasn't exactly great at having actual conversations since he had none of his old friends to engage with and felt a bit wary about approaching Joe. He had some vague worries that Joe might be ready at a moment's notice to slam the Black Lion to the ground in his own living room and then disappear to China or some other remote and unfamiliar place, where he could stay forever—or at least until he lost his remaining arm and both legs, and maybe an eye or two along the way. To cover every awkward silence, Mr. Willet used a peculiar kind of pantomime. The Black Lion, who had been his companion for a few years, thought Mr. Willet exceeded himself with this act, even surpassing what his most devoted friends expected from him.

The subject that worked in Mr Willet’s mind, and occasioned these demonstrations, was no other than his son’s bodily disfigurement, which he had never yet got himself thoroughly to believe, or comprehend. Shortly after their first meeting, he had been observed to wander, in a state of great perplexity, to the kitchen, and to direct his gaze towards the fire, as if in search of his usual adviser in all matters of doubt and difficulty. But there being no boiler at the Black Lion, and the rioters having so beaten and battered his own that it was quite unfit for further service, he wandered out again, in a perfect bog of uncertainty and mental confusion, and in that state took the strangest means of resolving his doubts: such as feeling the sleeve of his son’s greatcoat as deeming it possible that his arm might be there; looking at his own arms and those of everybody else, as if to assure himself that two and not one was the usual allowance; sitting by the hour together in a brown study, as if he were endeavouring to recall Joe’s image in his younger days, and to remember whether he really had in those times one arm or a pair; and employing himself in many other speculations of the same kind.

The issue that was troubling Mr. Willet was nothing other than his son's physical disfigurement, which he could never fully accept or understand. Shortly after their first encounter, he was seen wandering in a state of great confusion to the kitchen, where he stared at the fire as if searching for his usual source of guidance in times of doubt and difficulty. However, since there was no boiler at the Black Lion, and the rioters had so damaged his own that it was completely unusable, he wandered back out, caught in a swamp of uncertainty and mental chaos. In that state, he took the strangest approaches to resolving his doubts; like feeling the sleeve of his son's greatcoat, thinking it was possible that his arm might still be there; looking at his own arms and everyone else's to reassure himself that two, not one, were the normal count; sitting for hours lost in thought, as if trying to recall Joe’s image from his younger days and to remember if he really had one arm or two back then; and engaging in many other similar musings.

Finding himself at this supper, surrounded by faces with which he had been so well acquainted in old times, Mr Willet recurred to the subject with uncommon vigour; apparently resolved to understand it now or never. Sometimes, after every two or three mouthfuls, he laid down his knife and fork, and stared at his son with all his might—particularly at his maimed side; then, he looked slowly round the table until he caught some person’s eye, when he shook his head with great solemnity, patted his shoulder, winked, or as one may say—for winking was a very slow process with him—went to sleep with one eye for a minute or two; and so, with another solemn shaking of his head, took up his knife and fork again, and went on eating. Sometimes, he put his food into his mouth abstractedly, and, with all his faculties concentrated on Joe, gazed at him in a fit of stupefaction as he cut his meat with one hand, until he was recalled to himself by symptoms of choking on his own part, and was by that means restored to consciousness. At other times he resorted to such small devices as asking him for the salt, the pepper, the vinegar, the mustard—anything that was on his maimed side—and watching him as he handed it. By dint of these experiments, he did at last so satisfy and convince himself, that, after a longer silence than he had yet maintained, he laid down his knife and fork on either side his plate, drank a long draught from a tankard beside him (still keeping his eyes on Joe), and leaning backward in his chair and fetching a long breath, said, as he looked all round the board:

Finding himself at this dinner, surrounded by familiar faces from the past, Mr. Willet tackled the topic with unusual energy; clearly determined to figure it out now or never. Occasionally, after every couple of bites, he set down his knife and fork, and stared intensely at his son—especially at his injured side; then, he slowly looked around the table until he locked eyes with someone, shaking his head seriously, patting his shoulder, winking—or as one might say—going to sleep with one eye closed for a minute or two; and then, with another serious shake of his head, picked up his knife and fork again and resumed eating. Sometimes, he would put food in his mouth absentmindedly, completely focused on Joe, staring at him in amazement as he cut his meat with one hand, until he was brought back to reality by the signs of choking on his part, which snapped him back to consciousness. At other times, he resorted to little tactics like asking for the salt, the pepper, the vinegar, the mustard—anything that was on his injured side—and watching him as he handed it over. Through these attempts, he eventually convinced himself so thoroughly that, after a longer silence than he had previously maintained, he set down his knife and fork beside his plate, took a long drink from a tankard next to him (still keeping his eyes on Joe), leaned back in his chair and took a deep breath, saying as he looked around the table:

‘It’s been took off!’

‘It's been taken off!’

‘By George!’ said the Black Lion, striking the table with his hand, ‘he’s got it!’

“By George!” said the Black Lion, slamming his hand on the table, “he’s got it!”

‘Yes, sir,’ said Mr Willet, with the look of a man who felt that he had earned a compliment, and deserved it. ‘That’s where it is. It’s been took off.’

‘Yes, sir,’ said Mr. Willet, looking like a man who felt he had earned a compliment and truly deserved it. ‘That’s where it is. It’s been taken off.’

‘Tell him where it was done,’ said the Black Lion to Joe.

“Tell him where it happened,” said the Black Lion to Joe.

‘At the defence of the Savannah, father.’

‘At the defense of the Savannah, father.’

‘At the defence of the Salwanners,’ repeated Mr Willet, softly; again looking round the table.

‘At the defense of the Salwanners,’ repeated Mr. Willet softly, looking around the table again.

‘In America, where the war is,’ said Joe.

‘In America, where the war is,’ Joe said.

‘In America, where the war is,’ repeated Mr Willet. ‘It was took off in the defence of the Salwanners in America where the war is.’ Continuing to repeat these words to himself in a low tone of voice (the same information had been conveyed to him in the same terms, at least fifty times before), Mr Willet arose from table, walked round to Joe, felt his empty sleeve all the way up, from the cuff, to where the stump of his arm remained; shook his hand; lighted his pipe at the fire, took a long whiff, walked to the door, turned round once when he had reached it, wiped his left eye with the back of his forefinger, and said, in a faltering voice: ‘My son’s arm—was took off—at the defence of the—Salwanners—in America—where the war is’—with which words he withdrew, and returned no more that night.

“In America, where the war is,” Mr. Willet repeated. “It was taken off in the defense of the Salwanners in America where the war is.” Continuing to repeat these words to himself in a low voice (he had heard the same information conveyed to him in the same way at least fifty times before), Mr. Willet got up from the table, walked over to Joe, felt his empty sleeve from the cuff up to where the stump of his arm ended; shook his hand; lit his pipe at the fire, took a long puff, walked to the door, turned around once he got there, wiped his left eye with the back of his forefinger, and said, in a shaky voice: “My son’s arm—was taken off—at the defense of the—Salwanners—in America—where the war is”—with those words, he left and didn’t come back that night.

Indeed, on various pretences, they all withdrew one after another, save Dolly, who was left sitting there alone. It was a great relief to be alone, and she was crying to her heart’s content, when she heard Joe’s voice at the end of the passage, bidding somebody good night.

Indeed, on different excuses, they all left one by one, except for Dolly, who was left sitting there by herself. It was such a relief to be alone, and she was crying freely when she heard Joe’s voice at the end of the hallway saying goodnight to someone.

Good night! Then he was going elsewhere—to some distance, perhaps. To what kind of home COULD he be going, now that it was so late!

Good night! Then he was heading somewhere else—maybe a good distance away. What kind of home COULD he be going to, now that it was so late!

She heard him walk along the passage, and pass the door. But there was a hesitation in his footsteps. He turned back—Dolly’s heart beat high—he looked in.

She heard him walking down the hallway and passing the door. But there was a pause in his footsteps. He turned back—Dolly’s heart raced—he looked in.

‘Good night!’—he didn’t say Dolly, but there was comfort in his not saying Miss Varden.

‘Good night!’—he didn’t say Dolly, but there was comfort in his not saying Miss Varden.

‘Good night!’ sobbed Dolly.

“Good night!” cried Dolly.

‘I am sorry you take on so much, for what is past and gone,’ said Joe kindly. ‘Don’t. I can’t bear to see you do it. Think of it no longer. You are safe and happy now.’

“I’m sorry you carry so much from the past,” Joe said kindly. “Don’t. I can’t stand to see you do it. Forget about it. You’re safe and happy now.”

Dolly cried the more.

Dolly cried even more.

‘You must have suffered very much within these few days—and yet you’re not changed, unless it’s for the better. They said you were, but I don’t see it. You were—you were always very beautiful,’ said Joe, ‘but you are more beautiful than ever, now. You are indeed. There can be no harm in my saying so, for you must know it. You are told so very often, I am sure.’

‘You must have been through a lot in the past few days—and yet you're still the same, unless it’s for the better. People said you’ve changed, but I don’t see it. You used to be—you were always very beautiful,’ said Joe, ‘but you look more beautiful than ever now. You really do. There’s no harm in me saying that, because you must know it. I’m sure you hear it all the time.’

As a general principle, Dolly DID know it, and WAS told so, very often. But the coachmaker had turned out, years ago, to be a special donkey; and whether she had been afraid of making similar discoveries in others, or had grown by dint of long custom to be careless of compliments generally, certain it is that although she cried so much, she was better pleased to be told so now, than ever she had been in all her life.

As a general principle, Dolly DID know it, and WAS told so, very often. But the coachmaker had turned out, years ago, to be a special donkey; and whether she had been afraid of discovering similar things in others, or had become so accustomed to it over time that she didn't care about compliments anymore, it's certain that even though she cried a lot, she was happier to hear it now than she had ever been in her life.

‘I shall bless your name,’ sobbed the locksmith’s little daughter, ‘as long as I live. I shall never hear it spoken without feeling as if my heart would burst. I shall remember it in my prayers, every night and morning till I die!’

‘I will bless your name,’ sobbed the locksmith’s little daughter, ‘for as long as I live. I will never hear it spoken without feeling like my heart is about to burst. I will remember it in my prayers, every night and morning until I die!’

‘Will you?’ said Joe, eagerly. ‘Will you indeed? It makes me—well, it makes me very glad and proud to hear you say so.’

“Will you?” Joe asked eagerly. “Will you really? It makes me—well, it makes me very glad and proud to hear you say that.”

Dolly still sobbed, and held her handkerchief to her eyes. Joe still stood, looking at her.

Dolly was still crying and had her handkerchief pressed to her eyes. Joe remained standing, watching her.

‘Your voice,’ said Joe, ‘brings up old times so pleasantly, that, for the moment, I feel as if that night—there can be no harm in talking of that night now—had come back, and nothing had happened in the mean time. I feel as if I hadn’t suffered any hardships, but had knocked down poor Tom Cobb only yesterday, and had come to see you with my bundle on my shoulder before running away.—You remember?’

‘Your voice,’ Joe said, ‘brings back such nice memories that, for a moment, I feel like that night—there’s no harm in talking about that night now—has returned, and nothing has happened since then. I feel like I haven’t gone through any struggles, but I just knocked down poor Tom Cobb yesterday and came to see you with my bundle on my shoulder before running away. You remember?’

Remember! But she said nothing. She raised her eyes for an instant. It was but a glance; a little, tearful, timid glance. It kept Joe silent though, for a long time.

Remember! But she said nothing. She looked up for a moment. It was just a quick, tearful, shy look. Still, it made Joe quiet for a long time.

‘Well!’ he said stoutly, ‘it was to be otherwise, and was. I have been abroad, fighting all the summer and frozen up all the winter, ever since. I have come back as poor in purse as I went, and crippled for life besides. But, Dolly, I would rather have lost this other arm—ay, I would rather have lost my head—than have come back to find you dead, or anything but what I always pictured you to myself, and what I always hoped and wished to find you. Thank God for all!’

“Wow!” he said firmly, “it was meant to be different, and it wasn’t. I’ve been away, fighting all summer and freezing all winter since then. I’ve come back just as broke as when I left and injured for life, too. But, Dolly, I would have rather lost this other arm—yeah, I would have rather lost my life—than come back to find you dead or anything other than what I’ve always imagined and hoped to find you as. Thank God for everything!”

Oh how much, and how keenly, the little coquette of five years ago, felt now! She had found her heart at last. Never having known its worth till now, she had never known the worth of his. How priceless it appeared!

Oh how much, and how intensely, the little flirt from five years ago felt now! She had finally discovered her heart. Not understanding its value until now, she had never realized the value of his either. How invaluable it seemed!

‘I did hope once,’ said Joe, in his homely way, ‘that I might come back a rich man, and marry you. But I was a boy then, and have long known better than that. I am a poor, maimed, discharged soldier, and must be content to rub through life as I can. I can’t say, even now, that I shall be glad to see you married, Dolly; but I AM glad—yes, I am, and glad to think I can say so—to know that you are admired and courted, and can pick and choose for a happy life. It’s a comfort to me to know that you’ll talk to your husband about me; and I hope the time will come when I may be able to like him, and to shake hands with him, and to come and see you as a poor friend who knew you when you were a girl. God bless you!’

"I once hoped," Joe said in his straightforward way, "that I might come back as a rich man and marry you. But I was just a kid back then, and I've long realized that's not going to happen. I'm a poor, disabled, discharged soldier, and I have to just get through life as best as I can. I can't say, even now, that I'll be happy to see you get married, Dolly; but I AM happy—yes, I am, and glad to be able to say this—to know that you're admired and pursued, and that you can choose for a happy life. It comforts me to know that you'll talk to your husband about me; and I hope that someday I’ll be able to like him, shake his hand, and come visit you as an old friend who knew you when you were a girl. God bless you!"

His hand DID tremble; but for all that, he took it away again, and left her.

His hand did shake, but still, he pulled it back and left her.





Chapter 73

By this Friday night—for it was on Friday in the riot week, that Emma and Dolly were rescued, by the timely aid of Joe and Edward Chester—the disturbances were entirely quelled, and peace and order were restored to the affrighted city. True, after what had happened, it was impossible for any man to say how long this better state of things might last, or how suddenly new outrages, exceeding even those so lately witnessed, might burst forth and fill its streets with ruin and bloodshed; for this reason, those who had fled from the recent tumults still kept at a distance, and many families, hitherto unable to procure the means of flight, now availed themselves of the calm, and withdrew into the country. The shops, too, from Tyburn to Whitechapel, were still shut; and very little business was transacted in any of the places of great commercial resort. But, notwithstanding, and in spite of the melancholy forebodings of that numerous class of society who see with the greatest clearness into the darkest perspectives, the town remained profoundly quiet. The strong military force disposed in every advantageous quarter, and stationed at every commanding point, held the scattered fragments of the mob in check; the search after rioters was prosecuted with unrelenting vigour; and if there were any among them so desperate and reckless as to be inclined, after the terrible scenes they had beheld, to venture forth again, they were so daunted by these resolute measures, that they quickly shrunk into their hiding-places, and had no thought but for their safety.

By Friday night—because it was on Friday during the rioting week that Emma and Dolly were saved thanks to the timely help of Joe and Edward Chester—the disturbances were completely put down, and peace and order were restored to the frightened city. It's true that after everything that had happened, no one could say how long this better situation would last or how suddenly new violence, even worse than what had just occurred, could erupt and fill the streets with destruction and bloodshed; for this reason, those who had fled from the recent chaos still kept their distance, and many families, who had previously been unable to escape, took advantage of the calm and moved to the countryside. Shops, from Tyburn to Whitechapel, remained closed, and very little business was conducted in any of the major commercial areas. However, despite the gloomy forecasts from the many people in society who can see the darkest possibilities most clearly, the town remained extremely quiet. A strong military presence positioned in every strategic location, stationed at all the key points, kept the remaining members of the mob in check; the search for rioters was carried out with relentless determination, and if there were any among them so desperate and reckless as to consider going out again after the horrifying scenes they had witnessed, they were so intimidated by these firm measures that they quickly retreated to their hiding spots, thinking only about their safety.

In a word, the crowd was utterly routed. Upwards of two hundred had been shot dead in the streets. Two hundred and fifty more were lying, badly wounded, in the hospitals; of whom seventy or eighty died within a short time afterwards. A hundred were already in custody, and more were taken every hour. How many perished in the conflagrations, or by their own excesses, is unknown; but that numbers found a terrible grave in the hot ashes of the flames they had kindled, or crept into vaults and cellars to drink in secret or to nurse their sores, and never saw the light again, is certain. When the embers of the fires had been black and cold for many weeks, the labourers’ spades proved this, beyond a doubt.

In short, the crowd was completely defeated. Over two hundred had been shot dead in the streets. Two hundred and fifty more were lying, seriously injured, in the hospitals; of those, seventy or eighty died shortly after. A hundred were already in custody, and more were being arrested every hour. It's unknown how many died in the fires or from their own actions, but it’s certain that many found a grim end in the hot ashes of the flames they had started, or went into vaults and basements to drink in secret or tend to their wounds, never to see the light again. When the embers of the fires had been cold and black for many weeks, the laborers’ spades confirmed this beyond doubt.

Seventy-two private houses and four strong jails were destroyed in the four great days of these riots. The total loss of property, as estimated by the sufferers, was one hundred and fifty-five thousand pounds; at the lowest and least partial estimate of disinterested persons, it exceeded one hundred and twenty-five thousand pounds. For this immense loss, compensation was soon afterwards made out of the public purse, in pursuance of a vote of the House of Commons; the sum being levied on the various wards in the city, on the county, and the borough of Southwark. Both Lord Mansfield and Lord Saville, however, who had been great sufferers, refused to accept of any compensation whatever.

Seventy-two private homes and four strong jails were destroyed during the four major days of these riots. The total estimated property loss from those affected was one hundred and fifty-five thousand pounds; even the lowest and most unbiased estimates from outside observers put it at over one hundred and twenty-five thousand pounds. For this enormous loss, compensation was later provided from the public funds, following a vote by the House of Commons; the amount was charged to the various wards in the city, as well as to the county and the borough of Southwark. However, both Lord Mansfield and Lord Saville, who had suffered greatly, declined to accept any compensation at all.

The House of Commons, sitting on Tuesday with locked and guarded doors, had passed a resolution to the effect that, as soon as the tumults subsided, it would immediately proceed to consider the petitions presented from many of his Majesty’s Protestant subjects, and would take the same into its serious consideration. While this question was under debate, Mr Herbert, one of the members present, indignantly rose and called upon the House to observe that Lord George Gordon was then sitting under the gallery with the blue cockade, the signal of rebellion, in his hat. He was not only obliged, by those who sat near, to take it out; but offering to go into the street to pacify the mob with the somewhat indefinite assurance that the House was prepared to give them ‘the satisfaction they sought,’ was actually held down in his seat by the combined force of several members. In short, the disorder and violence which reigned triumphant out of doors, penetrated into the senate, and there, as elsewhere, terror and alarm prevailed, and ordinary forms were for the time forgotten.

The House of Commons, meeting on Tuesday with locked and guarded doors, had passed a resolution that as soon as the disturbances calmed down, it would immediately consider the petitions submitted by many of His Majesty’s Protestant subjects and take them seriously. While this issue was being debated, Mr. Herbert, one of the members present, angrily stood up and pointed out that Lord George Gordon was sitting under the gallery with a blue cockade, the symbol of rebellion, in his hat. He was not only forced by those sitting nearby to take it off, but when he offered to go into the street to calm the mob with the somewhat vague promise that the House was ready to provide them “the satisfaction they sought,” he was actually held down in his seat by several members working together. In short, the chaos and violence that were rampant outside spilled into the House, and there, as elsewhere, fear and anxiety took over, and normal procedures were momentarily forgotten.

On the Thursday, both Houses had adjourned until the following Monday se’nnight, declaring it impossible to pursue their deliberations with the necessary gravity and freedom, while they were surrounded by armed troops. And now that the rioters were dispersed, the citizens were beset with a new fear; for, finding the public thoroughfares and all their usual places of resort filled with soldiers entrusted with the free use of fire and sword, they began to lend a greedy ear to the rumours which were afloat of martial law being declared, and to dismal stories of prisoners having been seen hanging on lamp-posts in Cheapside and Fleet Street. These terrors being promptly dispelled by a Proclamation declaring that all the rioters in custody would be tried by a special commission in due course of law, a fresh alarm was engendered by its being whispered abroad that French money had been found on some of the rioters, and that the disturbances had been fomented by foreign powers who sought to compass the overthrow and ruin of England. This report, which was strengthened by the diffusion of anonymous handbills, but which, if it had any foundation at all, probably owed its origin to the circumstance of some few coins which were not English money having been swept into the pockets of the insurgents with other miscellaneous booty, and afterwards discovered on the prisoners or the dead bodies,—caused a great sensation; and men’s minds being in that excited state when they are most apt to catch at any shadow of apprehension, was bruited about with much industry.

On Thursday, both Houses had adjourned until the following Monday, saying it was impossible to continue their discussions with the seriousness and freedom needed while surrounded by armed troops. Now that the rioters were gone, the citizens faced a new fear; seeing public streets and their usual hangouts filled with soldiers armed and ready, they began to pay attention to rumors about martial law being declared and grim tales of prisoners hanging from lamp-posts in Cheapside and Fleet Street. These fears were quickly put to rest by a proclamation stating that all captured rioters would be tried by a special commission in due course. However, a new alarm arose when whispers spread that French money had been found on some of the rioters and that foreign powers were instigating the unrest to bring about England's ruin. This rumor, bolstered by the spread of anonymous flyers, likely originated from a few coins that were not English currency found among the insurgents' loot and later discovered on the prisoners or the dead. It caused a significant stir, and people's minds, already on edge, were quick to latch onto any hint of danger.

All remaining quiet, however, during the whole of this Friday, and on this Friday night, and no new discoveries being made, confidence began to be restored, and the most timid and desponding breathed again. In Southwark, no fewer than three thousand of the inhabitants formed themselves into a watch, and patrolled the streets every hour. Nor were the citizens slow to follow so good an example: and it being the manner of peaceful men to be very bold when the danger is over, they were abundantly fierce and daring; not scrupling to question the stoutest passenger with great severity, and carrying it with a very high hand over all errand-boys, servant-girls, and ‘prentices.

All was quiet, though, throughout Friday and into Friday night, and with no new discoveries being made, people's confidence started to return, and even the most anxious and hopeless began to breathe easy again. In Southwark, at least three thousand residents organized themselves into a watch and patrolled the streets every hour. The citizens were quick to take this good example to heart: it’s typical for peaceful people to feel brave once the danger has passed, so they became quite fierce and daring; they weren't hesitant to question the strongest passerby harshly and were very authoritative with all the delivery boys, maidservants, and apprentices.

As day deepened into evening, and darkness crept into the nooks and corners of the town as if it were mustering in secret and gathering strength to venture into the open ways, Barnaby sat in his dungeon, wondering at the silence, and listening in vain for the noise and outcry which had ushered in the night of late. Beside him, with his hand in hers, sat one in whose companionship he felt at peace. She was worn, and altered, full of grief, and heavy-hearted; but the same to him.

As the day turned into evening and darkness slowly settled into the corners of the town, as if it were secretly gathering strength to come out, Barnaby sat in his cell, pondering the silence and listening fruitlessly for the noise and chaos that had marked the start of night recently. Next to him, holding hands, was someone whose presence brought him peace. She looked tired and changed, filled with sorrow and weighed down by her heart; but she was still the same to him.

‘Mother,’ he said, after a long silence: ‘how long,—how many days and nights,—shall I be kept here?’

‘Mom,’ he said after a long silence, ‘how long—how many days and nights—am I going to be kept here?’

‘Not many, dear. I hope not many.’

‘Not many, dear. I hope not many.’

‘You hope! Ay, but your hoping will not undo these chains. I hope, but they don’t mind that. Grip hopes, but who cares for Grip?’

‘You hope! Yes, but your hoping won't break these chains. I hope, but they don’t care about that. Grip has hopes, but who cares about Grip?’

The raven gave a short, dull, melancholy croak. It said ‘Nobody,’ as plainly as a croak could speak.

The raven let out a brief, dull, sad croak. It clearly said ‘Nobody,’ as clearly as a croak could say it.

‘Who cares for Grip, except you and me?’ said Barnaby, smoothing the bird’s rumpled feathers with his hand. ‘He never speaks in this place; he never says a word in jail; he sits and mopes all day in his dark corner, dozing sometimes, and sometimes looking at the light that creeps in through the bars, and shines in his bright eye as if a spark from those great fires had fallen into the room and was burning yet. But who cares for Grip?’

‘Who cares about Grip, except you and me?’ said Barnaby, smoothing the bird’s messy feathers with his hand. ‘He never talks here; he doesn’t say a word in jail; he just sits and sulks all day in his dark corner, dozing sometimes, and sometimes looking at the light that filters in through the bars, shining in his bright eye as if a spark from those big fires had fallen into the room and was still burning. But who really cares about Grip?’

The raven croaked again—Nobody.

The raven croaked again—No one.

‘And by the way,’ said Barnaby, withdrawing his hand from the bird, and laying it upon his mother’s arm, as he looked eagerly in her face; ‘if they kill me—they may: I heard it said they would—what will become of Grip when I am dead?’

‘And by the way,’ said Barnaby, pulling his hand away from the bird and resting it on his mother’s arm as he looked eagerly at her face, ‘if they kill me—they might: I heard someone say they would—what will happen to Grip when I’m gone?’

The sound of the word, or the current of his own thoughts, suggested to Grip his old phrase ‘Never say die!’ But he stopped short in the middle of it, drew a dismal cork, and subsided into a faint croak, as if he lacked the heart to get through the shortest sentence.

The sound of the word, or the flow of his own thoughts, reminded Grip of his old saying ‘Never give up!’ But he halted halfway, let out a gloomy sigh, and fell into a weak croak, as if he didn't have the strength to finish the simplest sentence.

‘Will they take HIS life as well as mine?’ said Barnaby. ‘I wish they would. If you and I and he could die together, there would be none to feel sorry, or to grieve for us. But do what they will, I don’t fear them, mother!’

‘Will they take HIS life as well as mine?’ said Barnaby. ‘I wish they would. If you, I, and he could die together, there wouldn’t be anyone to feel sorry or to grieve for us. But no matter what they do, I don’t fear them, mother!’

‘They will not harm you,’ she said, her tears choking her utterance. ‘They never will harm you, when they know all. I am sure they never will.’

"They won't hurt you," she said, her tears making it hard for her to speak. "They will never hurt you, once they know everything. I'm sure they never will."

‘Oh! Don’t be too sure of that,’ cried Barnaby, with a strange pleasure in the belief that she was self-deceived, and in his own sagacity. ‘They have marked me from the first. I heard them say so to each other when they brought me to this place last night; and I believe them. Don’t you cry for me. They said that I was bold, and so I am, and so I will be. You may think that I am silly, but I can die as well as another.—I have done no harm, have I?’ he added quickly.

‘Oh! Don’t be too sure about that,’ Barnaby exclaimed, taking strange pleasure in the idea that she was fooling herself and in his own insight. ‘They’ve had it out for me from the start. I overheard them saying that to each other when they brought me here last night, and I believe them. Don’t cry for me. They said I was bold, and I am, and I will continue to be. You might think I’m foolish, but I can die just like anyone else.—I haven’t done any harm, have I?’ he added quickly.

‘None before Heaven,’ she answered.

"None before Heaven," she replied.

‘Why then,’ said Barnaby, ‘let them do their worst. You told me once—you—when I asked you what death meant, that it was nothing to be feared, if we did no harm—Aha! mother, you thought I had forgotten that!’

‘Why, then,’ said Barnaby, ‘let them do their worst. You once told me—you—when I asked you what death meant, that it was nothing to fear if we did no harm—Aha! Mother, you thought I’d forgotten that!’

His merry laugh and playful manner smote her to the heart. She drew him closer to her, and besought him to talk to her in whispers and to be very quiet, for it was getting dark, and their time was short, and she would soon have to leave him for the night.

His cheerful laugh and playful nature touched her deeply. She pulled him closer and asked him to speak to her in whispers and to be very quiet, because it was getting dark, their time was limited, and she would soon have to leave him for the night.

‘You will come to-morrow?’ said Barnaby.

‘Are you coming tomorrow?’ said Barnaby.

Yes. And every day. And they would never part again.

Yes. And every day. And they would never be apart again.

He joyfully replied that this was well, and what he wished, and what he had felt quite certain she would tell him; and then he asked her where she had been so long, and why she had not come to see him when he had been a great soldier, and ran through the wild schemes he had had for their being rich and living prosperously, and with some faint notion in his mind that she was sad and he had made her so, tried to console and comfort her, and talked of their former life and his old sports and freedom: little dreaming that every word he uttered only increased her sorrow, and that her tears fell faster at the freshened recollection of their lost tranquillity.

He happily replied that this was great, exactly what he wanted, and what he had been sure she would tell him; then he asked her where she had been for so long and why she hadn't come to see him when he was a big deal as a soldier. He went on about the wild plans he had for them to be wealthy and live comfortably, and with a vague feeling that she was sad and that he had caused it, he tried to console her. He talked about their past life and his old hobbies and freedom, completely unaware that every word he said only deepened her sadness, and that her tears flowed faster as she remembered their lost peace.

‘Mother,’ said Barnaby, as they heard the man approaching to close the cells for the night, ‘when I spoke to you just now about my father you cried “Hush!” and turned away your head. Why did you do so? Tell me why, in a word. You thought HE was dead. You are not sorry that he is alive and has come back to us. Where is he? Here?’

‘Mom,’ Barnaby said as they heard the man coming to lock up the cells for the night, ‘when I just mentioned my dad, you said “Hush!” and looked away. Why did you do that? Just tell me why. You thought HE was dead. You’re not upset that he’s alive and has come back to us. Where is he? Here?’

‘Do not ask any one where he is, or speak about him,’ she made answer.

“Don’t ask anyone where he is, or talk about him,” she replied.

‘Why not?’ said Barnaby. ‘Because he is a stern man, and talks roughly? Well! I don’t like him, or want to be with him by myself; but why not speak about him?’

‘Why not?’ said Barnaby. ‘Just because he’s a strict guy and speaks harshly? Sure! I don’t like him and wouldn’t want to be alone with him, but why not talk about him?’

‘Because I am sorry that he is alive; sorry that he has come back; and sorry that he and you have ever met. Because, dear Barnaby, the endeavour of my life has been to keep you two asunder.’

‘Because I regret that he is alive; regret that he has returned; and regret that he and you have ever crossed paths. Because, dear Barnaby, my life's goal has been to keep you two apart.’

‘Father and son asunder! Why?’

"Father and son apart! Why?"

‘He has,’ she whispered in his ear, ‘he has shed blood. The time has come when you must know it. He has shed the blood of one who loved him well, and trusted him, and never did him wrong in word or deed.’

“He has,” she whispered in his ear, “he has shed blood. The time has come when you need to know this. He has shed the blood of someone who loved him deeply, trusted him, and never wronged him in word or action.”

Barnaby recoiled in horror, and glancing at his stained wrist for an instant, wrapped it, shuddering, in his dress.

Barnaby flinched in shock, quickly looking at his stained wrist for a moment before wrapping it in his dress, trembling.

‘But,’ she added hastily as the key turned in the lock, ‘although we shun him, he is your father, dearest, and I am his wretched wife. They seek his life, and he will lose it. It must not be by our means; nay, if we could win him back to penitence, we should be bound to love him yet. Do not seem to know him, except as one who fled with you from the jail, and if they question you about him, do not answer them. God be with you through the night, dear boy! God be with you!’

‘But,’ she added quickly as the key turned in the lock, ‘even though we avoid him, he’s still your father, my dear, and I’m his miserable wife. They’re after his life, and he’s going to lose it. It can’t be because of us; no, if we could bring him back to regret what he's done, we’d have to love him again. Act like you don’t know him, except as the one who escaped with you from jail, and if they ask you about him, just don’t say anything. God be with you tonight, sweet boy! God be with you!’

She tore herself away, and in a few seconds Barnaby was alone. He stood for a long time rooted to the spot, with his face hidden in his hands; then flung himself, sobbing, on his miserable bed.

She pulled away, and within moments, Barnaby was by himself. He stood there for a long time, frozen in place, his face buried in his hands; then he threw himself onto his sad bed, sobbing.

But the moon came slowly up in all her gentle glory, and the stars looked out, and through the small compass of the grated window, as through the narrow crevice of one good deed in a murky life of guilt, the face of Heaven shone bright and merciful. He raised his head; gazed upward at the quiet sky, which seemed to smile upon the earth in sadness, as if the night, more thoughtful than the day, looked down in sorrow on the sufferings and evil deeds of men; and felt its peace sink deep into his heart. He, a poor idiot, caged in his narrow cell, was as much lifted up to God, while gazing on the mild light, as the freest and most favoured man in all the spacious city; and in his ill-remembered prayer, and in the fragment of the childish hymn, with which he sung and crooned himself asleep, there breathed as true a spirit as ever studied homily expressed, or old cathedral arches echoed.

But the moon slowly rose in all her gentle glory, and the stars looked out. Through the small compass of the grated window, like the narrow opening of one good deed in a murky life of guilt, the face of Heaven shone bright and merciful. He lifted his head and gazed up at the quiet sky, which seemed to smile down on the earth with sadness, as if the night, more thoughtful than the day, looked down in sorrow at the sufferings and wrongdoings of people. He felt its peace sink deep into his heart. He, a poor fool locked in his small cell, was as lifted up to God, while gazing at the soft light, as the freest and most favored person in the spacious city. In his poorly remembered prayer, and in the fragment of the childish hymn he sang and hummed himself to sleep with, there was as true a spirit as ever a well-studied sermon expressed, or old cathedral arches echoed.

As his mother crossed a yard on her way out, she saw, through a grated door which separated it from another court, her husband, walking round and round, with his hands folded on his breast, and his head hung down. She asked the man who conducted her, if she might speak a word with this prisoner. Yes, but she must be quick for he was locking up for the night, and there was but a minute or so to spare. Saying this, he unlocked the door, and bade her go in.

As his mother crossed the yard on her way out, she saw, through a grated door that separated it from another courtyard, her husband, pacing back and forth with his hands folded over his chest and his head down. She asked the man who was escorting her if she could have a word with this prisoner. Yes, but she had to be quick because he was locking up for the night, and there was only about a minute to spare. With that, he unlocked the door and told her to go in.

It grated harshly as it turned upon its hinges, but he was deaf to the noise, and still walked round and round the little court, without raising his head or changing his attitude in the least. She spoke to him, but her voice was weak, and failed her. At length she put herself in his track, and when he came near, stretched out her hand and touched him.

It squeaked loudly as it opened, but he didn’t notice the sound and continued to walk around the small courtyard, not lifting his head or changing his posture at all. She tried to talk to him, but her voice was soft and didn’t carry. Finally, she stepped into his path, and when he got close, she reached out her hand and touched him.

He started backward, trembling from head to foot; but seeing who it was, demanded why she came there. Before she could reply, he spoke again.

He took a step back, shaking all over; but when he saw who it was, he asked why she was there. Before she could respond, he spoke again.

‘Am I to live or die? Do you murder too, or spare?’

‘Am I supposed to live or die? Do you kill too, or do you let me go?’

‘My son—our son,’ she answered, ‘is in this prison.’

‘My son—our son,’ she replied, ‘is in this prison.’

‘What is that to me?’ he cried, stamping impatiently on the stone pavement. ‘I know it. He can no more aid me than I can aid him. If you are come to talk of him, begone!’

‘What does that have to do with me?’ he shouted, stomping impatiently on the stone pavement. ‘I already know. He can't help me any more than I can help him. If you're here to talk about him, get lost!’

As he spoke he resumed his walk, and hurried round the court as before. When he came again to where she stood, he stopped, and said,

As he talked, he continued walking, hurrying around the courtyard like before. When he reached her again, he paused and said,

‘Am I to live or die? Do you repent?’

‘Am I supposed to live or die? Do you regret it?’

‘Oh!—do YOU?’ she answered. ‘Will you, while time remains? Do not believe that I could save you, if I dared.’

‘Oh!—do YOU?’ she replied. ‘Will you, while there's still time? Don’t think that I could save you, even if I wanted to.’

‘Say if you would,’ he answered with an oath, as he tried to disengage himself and pass on. ‘Say if you would.’

‘Go ahead and say it,’ he replied with an oath, trying to pull away and move on. ‘Go ahead and say it.’

‘Listen to me for one moment,’ she returned; ‘for but a moment. I am but newly risen from a sick-bed, from which I never hoped to rise again. The best among us think, at such a time, of good intentions half-performed and duties left undone. If I have ever, since that fatal night, omitted to pray for your repentance before death—if I omitted, even then, anything which might tend to urge it on you when the horror of your crime was fresh—if, in our later meeting, I yielded to the dread that was upon me, and forgot to fall upon my knees and solemnly adjure you, in the name of him you sent to his account with Heaven, to prepare for the retribution which must come, and which is stealing on you now—I humbly before you, and in the agony of supplication in which you see me, beseech that you will let me make atonement.’

"Listen to me for just a moment," she replied. "Just a moment. I’ve just gotten out of bed after being sick, from which I never thought I would recover. The best of us think about good intentions that were half-done and responsibilities we didn’t fulfill, especially at times like this. If I have ever, since that fateful night, failed to pray for your repentance before death—if I did not, even then, do anything that might encourage you when the horror of your crime was still fresh—if, during our later meeting, I let my fear overwhelm me and forgot to drop to my knees and earnestly urge you, in the name of the one you sent to his final judgment with Heaven, to prepare for the retribution that is coming and is already creeping towards you now—I genuinely beg you, in this moment of deep anguish you see in me, to allow me to make amends."

‘What is the meaning of your canting words?’ he answered roughly. ‘Speak so that I may understand you.’

‘What do your confusing words mean?’ he replied harshly. ‘Talk so I can understand you.’

‘I will,’ she answered, ‘I desire to. Bear with me for a moment more. The hand of Him who set His curse on murder, is heavy on us now. You cannot doubt it. Our son, our innocent boy, on whom His anger fell before his birth, is in this place in peril of his life—brought here by your guilt; yes, by that alone, as Heaven sees and knows, for he has been led astray in the darkness of his intellect, and that is the terrible consequence of your crime.’

"I will," she replied, "I want to. Just bear with me for another moment. The weight of the one who put His curse on murder is heavy on us now. You can’t deny it. Our son, our innocent boy, who was marked by His anger even before he was born, is in danger here—brought here by your guilt; yes, only that, as Heaven witnesses and understands, because he’s been misled in the darkness of his mind, and that is the awful result of your crime."

‘If you come, woman-like, to load me with reproaches—’ he muttered, again endeavouring to break away.

‘If you come here, acting like a woman, to burden me with accusations—’ he muttered, trying once more to pull away.

‘I do not. I have a different purpose. You must hear it. If not to-night, to-morrow; if not to-morrow, at another time. You MUST hear it. Husband, escape is hopeless—impossible.’

‘I don’t. I have a different purpose. You need to hear it. If not tonight, then tomorrow; and if not tomorrow, at another time. You HAVE to hear it. Husband, escape is hopeless—impossible.’

‘You tell me so, do you?’ he said, raising his manacled hand, and shaking it. ‘You!’

"You say that, do you?" he said, lifting his chained hand and shaking it. "You!"

‘Yes,’ she said, with indescribable earnestness. ‘But why?’

‘Yes,’ she said, with an intensity that’s hard to describe. ‘But why?’

‘To make me easy in this jail. To make the time ‘twixt this and death, pass pleasantly. For my good—yes, for my good, of course,’ he said, grinding his teeth, and smiling at her with a livid face.

‘To make me comfortable in this jail. To make the time between now and death pass smoothly. For my benefit—yes, for my benefit, of course,’ he said, grinding his teeth and smiling at her with a pale face.

‘Not to load you with reproaches,’ she replied; ‘not to aggravate the tortures and miseries of your condition, not to give you one hard word, but to restore you to peace and hope. Husband, dear husband, if you will but confess this dreadful crime; if you will but implore forgiveness of Heaven and of those whom you have wronged on earth; if you will dismiss these vain uneasy thoughts, which never can be realised, and will rely on Penitence and on the Truth, I promise you, in the great name of the Creator, whose image you have defaced, that He will comfort and console you. And for myself,’ she cried, clasping her hands, and looking upward, ‘I swear before Him, as He knows my heart and reads it now, that from that hour I will love and cherish you as I did of old, and watch you night and day in the short interval that will remain to us, and soothe you with my truest love and duty, and pray with you, that one threatening judgment may be arrested, and that our boy may be spared to bless God, in his poor way, in the free air and light!’

"Not to blame you," she replied, "not to make your suffering worse, not to say anything harsh, but to bring you back to peace and hope. Husband, dear husband, if you will just confess this terrible crime; if you will ask for forgiveness from Heaven and from those you have hurt here on earth; if you will let go of these restless, impossible thoughts and trust in Repentance and in the Truth, I promise you, in the great name of the Creator, whose image you have tarnished, that He will comfort and console you. And for myself," she exclaimed, clasping her hands and looking up, "I swear before Him, as He knows my heart and sees it now, that from this moment on I will love and cherish you as I did before, and I will watch over you day and night in the short time we have left, soothing you with my deepest love and duty, and praying with you, so that one impending judgment may be halted and that our boy may be spared to bless God in his own way, in the open air and light!"

He fell back and gazed at her while she poured out these words, as though he were for a moment awed by her manner, and knew not what to do. But anger and fear soon got the mastery of him, and he spurned her from him.

He leaned back and watched her as she spoke, as if he was momentarily impressed by her demeanor and didn’t know how to react. But soon, anger and fear took over, and he pushed her away from him.

‘Begone!’ he cried. ‘Leave me! You plot, do you! You plot to get speech with me, and let them know I am the man they say I am. A curse on you and on your boy.’

‘Go away!’ he shouted. ‘Leave me! You’re plotting, aren’t you? You’re scheming to get a chance to talk to me, and let them know I’m the person they claim I am. A pox on you and your son.’

‘On him the curse has already fallen,’ she replied, wringing her hands.

“On him, the curse has already taken hold,” she replied, wringing her hands.

‘Let it fall heavier. Let it fall on one and all. I hate you both. The worst has come to me. The only comfort that I seek or I can have, will be the knowledge that it comes to you. Now go!’

‘Let it fall harder. Let it fall on everyone. I hate you both. The worst has happened to me. The only comfort I want or can have is knowing that it will come to you. Now go!’

She would have urged him gently, even then, but he menaced her with his chain.

She would have urged him gently, even then, but he threatened her with his chain.

‘I say go—I say it for the last time. The gallows has me in its grasp, and it is a black phantom that may urge me on to something more. Begone! I curse the hour that I was born, the man I slew, and all the living world!’

‘I say go—I say it for the last time. The gallows have me in their grasp, and it’s a dark shadow that might push me toward something more. Get lost! I curse the hour I was born, the man I killed, and everyone in this world!’

In a paroxysm of wrath, and terror, and the fear of death, he broke from her, and rushed into the darkness of his cell, where he cast himself jangling down upon the stone floor, and smote it with his ironed hands. The man returned to lock the dungeon door, and having done so, carried her away.

In a fit of anger, fear, and the dread of dying, he broke away from her and ran into the darkness of his cell, where he fell heavily onto the stone floor, pounding it with his chained hands. The man came back to lock the dungeon door, and after doing that, carried her away.

On that warm, balmy night in June, there were glad faces and light hearts in all quarters of the town, and sleep, banished by the late horrors, was doubly welcomed. On that night, families made merry in their houses, and greeted each other on the common danger they had escaped; and those who had been denounced, ventured into the streets; and they who had been plundered, got good shelter. Even the timorous Lord Mayor, who was summoned that night before the Privy Council to answer for his conduct, came back contented; observing to all his friends that he had got off very well with a reprimand, and repeating with huge satisfaction his memorable defence before the Council, ‘that such was his temerity, he thought death would have been his portion.’

On that warm, pleasant night in June, there were happy faces and light hearts all over town, and sleep, which had been driven away by the recent horrors, was welcomed back. Families celebrated together in their homes, sharing relief over the danger they had narrowly escaped; those who had been accused stepped out into the streets; and those who had been robbed found good shelter. Even the nervous Lord Mayor, who had been called that night before the Privy Council to explain his actions, returned feeling satisfied; he told all his friends that he had gotten off pretty lightly with just a reprimand, and he excitedly repeated his memorable defense before the Council, saying, “I was so bold that I thought death was going to be my fate.”

On that night, too, more of the scattered remnants of the mob were traced to their lurking-places, and taken; and in the hospitals, and deep among the ruins they had made, and in the ditches, and fields, many unshrouded wretches lay dead: envied by those who had been active in the disturbances, and who pillowed their doomed heads in the temporary jails.

On that night, more of the scattered members of the mob were tracked down to their hiding spots and captured; in the hospitals, amidst the destruction they caused, and in the ditches and fields, many uncovered victims lay dead: envied by those who had participated in the chaos and who rested their fated heads in the temporary jails.

And in the Tower, in a dreary room whose thick stone walls shut out the hum of life, and made a stillness which the records left by former prisoners with those silent witnesses seemed to deepen and intensify; remorseful for every act that had been done by every man among the cruel crowd; feeling for the time their guilt his own, and their lives put in peril by himself; and finding, amidst such reflections, little comfort in fanaticism, or in his fancied call; sat the unhappy author of all—Lord George Gordon.

And in the Tower, in a bleak room with thick stone walls that blocked out the buzz of life, a silence settled that seemed to deepen and intensify the records left by former prisoners, those silent witnesses. He was filled with remorse for every act done by every man in the cruel crowd; feeling, for the moment, their guilt as his own, and recognizing that their lives were in danger because of him. Amidst such thoughts, he found little comfort in fanaticism or in his imagined calling; there sat the miserable author of it all—Lord George Gordon.

He had been made prisoner that evening. ‘If you are sure it’s me you want,’ he said to the officers, who waited outside with the warrant for his arrest on a charge of High Treason, ‘I am ready to accompany you—’ which he did without resistance. He was conducted first before the Privy Council, and afterwards to the Horse Guards, and then was taken by way of Westminster Bridge, and back over London Bridge (for the purpose of avoiding the main streets), to the Tower, under the strongest guard ever known to enter its gates with a single prisoner.

He was taken prisoner that evening. "If you’re sure it’s me you want," he said to the officers waiting outside with the warrant for his arrest on a charge of High Treason, "I’m ready to go with you—" which he did without any resistance. He was first brought before the Privy Council, then to the Horse Guards, and finally taken via Westminster Bridge and back over London Bridge (to avoid the main streets) to the Tower, under the tightest security ever seen for a single prisoner entering its gates.

Of all his forty thousand men, not one remained to bear him company. Friends, dependents, followers,—none were there. His fawning secretary had played the traitor; and he whose weakness had been goaded and urged on by so many for their own purposes, was desolate and alone.

Of all his forty thousand men, not one stayed to keep him company. Friends, dependents, followers—none were there. His sycophantic secretary had betrayed him; and he, whose weaknesses had been exploited and pushed by so many for their own gain, was desolate and alone.





Chapter 74

Mr Dennis, having been made prisoner late in the evening, was removed to a neighbouring round-house for that night, and carried before a justice for examination on the next day, Saturday. The charges against him being numerous and weighty, and it being in particular proved, by the testimony of Gabriel Varden, that he had shown a special desire to take his life, he was committed for trial. Moreover he was honoured with the distinction of being considered a chief among the insurgents, and received from the magistrate’s lips the complimentary assurance that he was in a position of imminent danger, and would do well to prepare himself for the worst.

Mr. Dennis, having been taken prisoner late in the evening, was taken to a nearby holding facility for the night and brought before a judge for questioning the following day, Saturday. The charges against him were numerous and serious, and it was particularly shown, through the testimony of Gabriel Varden, that he had expressed a specific intent to end his life, leading to his commitment for trial. Additionally, he was recognized as a leader among the rebels and received from the magistrate the rather flattering assurance that he was in a position of serious danger and should prepare himself for the worst.

To say that Mr Dennis’s modesty was not somewhat startled by these honours, or that he was altogether prepared for so flattering a reception, would be to claim for him a greater amount of stoical philosophy than even he possessed. Indeed this gentleman’s stoicism was of that not uncommon kind, which enables a man to bear with exemplary fortitude the afflictions of his friends, but renders him, by way of counterpoise, rather selfish and sensitive in respect of any that happen to befall himself. It is therefore no disparagement to the great officer in question to state, without disguise or concealment, that he was at first very much alarmed, and that he betrayed divers emotions of fear, until his reasoning powers came to his relief, and set before him a more hopeful prospect.

To say that Mr. Dennis’s humility wasn't a bit shaken by these honors, or that he was completely ready for such a flattering welcome, would be to imply he had more stoic philosophy than he actually did. In fact, this gentleman's stoicism was of that not uncommon sort, which allows a person to endure the troubles of friends with commendable courage, but makes him, as a trade-off, somewhat self-centered and sensitive when it comes to his own misfortunes. Therefore, it’s not a slight to the esteemed officer to say, without any pretense, that he was initially quite alarmed and showed various signs of fear until his reasoning abilities kicked in, presenting him with a more hopeful outlook.

In proportion as Mr Dennis exercised these intellectual qualities with which he was gifted, in reviewing his best chances of coming off handsomely and with small personal inconvenience, his spirits rose, and his confidence increased. When he remembered the great estimation in which his office was held, and the constant demand for his services; when he bethought himself, how the Statute Book regarded him as a kind of Universal Medicine applicable to men, women, and children, of every age and variety of criminal constitution; and how high he stood, in his official capacity, in the favour of the Crown, and both Houses of Parliament, the Mint, the Bank of England, and the Judges of the land; when he recollected that whatever Ministry was in or out, he remained their peculiar pet and panacea, and that for his sake England stood single and conspicuous among the civilised nations of the earth: when he called these things to mind and dwelt upon them, he felt certain that the national gratitude MUST relieve him from the consequences of his late proceedings, and would certainly restore him to his old place in the happy social system.

As Mr. Dennis used his smarts, thinking about how he could get ahead with minimal hassle, his mood lifted and his confidence grew. When he thought about how highly regarded his position was and the regular demand for his help; when he remembered that the law viewed him as a kind of all-purpose remedy for people of all ages and types of crimes; and how respected he was in his official role by the Crown, both Houses of Parliament, the Mint, the Bank of England, and the judges; when he realized that no matter which government was in power, he was their favorite solution, and that thanks to him, England stood out among the civilized world: when he reflected on these things, he became convinced that the country's gratitude would definitely free him from the fallout of his recent actions and would surely bring him back to his previous position in the happy social order.

With these crumbs, or as one may say, with these whole loaves of comfort to regale upon, Mr Dennis took his place among the escort that awaited him, and repaired to jail with a manly indifference. Arriving at Newgate, where some of the ruined cells had been hastily fitted up for the safe keeping of rioters, he was warmly received by the turnkeys, as an unusual and interesting case, which agreeably relieved their monotonous duties. In this spirit, he was fettered with great care, and conveyed into the interior of the prison.

With these scraps, or as one might say, with these full loaves of comfort to enjoy, Mr. Dennis took his place among the group waiting for him and headed to jail with a bold indifference. When he arrived at Newgate, where some of the dilapidated cells had been quickly prepared for the safe keeping of rioters, he was greeted warmly by the guards, as an unusual and interesting case that pleasantly broke up their monotonous routines. In this spirit, he was carefully shackled and taken into the depths of the prison.

‘Brother,’ cried the hangman, as, following an officer, he traversed under these novel circumstances the remains of passages with which he was well acquainted, ‘am I going to be along with anybody?’

‘Brother,’ shouted the executioner, as he followed an officer, moving through these unusual circumstances in familiar hallways, ‘am I going to be with anyone else?’

‘If you’d have left more walls standing, you’d have been alone,’ was the reply. ‘As it is, we’re cramped for room, and you’ll have company.’

‘If you had left more walls standing, you would have been alone,’ was the reply. ‘As it is, we’re short on space, and you’ll have company.’

‘Well,’ returned Dennis, ‘I don’t object to company, brother. I rather like company. I was formed for society, I was.’

‘Well,’ replied Dennis, ‘I don’t mind having company, brother. I actually enjoy it. I was made for socializing, I really was.’

‘That’s rather a pity, an’t it?’ said the man.

"That's pretty unfortunate, isn't it?" said the man.

‘No,’ answered Dennis, ‘I’m not aware that it is. Why should it be a pity, brother?’

‘No,’ Dennis replied, ‘I’m not aware that it is. Why should it be a pity, brother?’

‘Oh! I don’t know,’ said the man carelessly. ‘I thought that was what you meant. Being formed for society, and being cut off in your flower, you know—’

‘Oh! I don’t know,’ said the man casually. ‘I thought that’s what you meant. Being made for society and being taken away in your prime, you know—’

‘I say,’ interposed the other quickly, ‘what are you talking of? Don’t. Who’s a-going to be cut off in their flowers?’

‘I say,’ interrupted the other quickly, ‘what are you talking about? Don’t. Who’s going to have their plans ruined?’

‘Oh, nobody particular. I thought you was, perhaps,’ said the man.

‘Oh, nobody in particular. I thought you were, maybe,’ said the man.

Mr Dennis wiped his face, which had suddenly grown very hot, and remarking in a tremulous voice to his conductor that he had always been fond of his joke, followed him in silence until he stopped at a door.

Mr. Dennis wiped his face, which had suddenly become very warm, and said in a shaky voice to his guide that he had always appreciated his sense of humor, then followed him in silence until he stopped at a door.

‘This is my quarters, is it?’ he asked facetiously.

'This is my room, right?' he asked jokingly.

‘This is the shop, sir,’ replied his friend.

'This is the shop, sir,' his friend replied.

He was walking in, but not with the best possible grace, when he suddenly stopped, and started back.

He was walking in, but not very gracefully, when he suddenly stopped and turned back.

‘Halloa!’ said the officer. ‘You’re nervous.’

“Hey!” said the officer. “You seem anxious.”

‘Nervous!’ whispered Dennis in great alarm. ‘Well I may be. Shut the door.’

‘Nervous!’ Dennis whispered anxiously. ‘I might be. Close the door.’

‘I will, when you’re in,’ returned the man.

‘I will, when you’re in,’ the man replied.

‘But I can’t go in there,’ whispered Dennis. ‘I can’t be shut up with that man. Do you want me to be throttled, brother?’

‘But I can’t go in there,’ whispered Dennis. ‘I can’t be stuck in there with that guy. Do you want me to be choked, brother?’

The officer seemed to entertain no particular desire on the subject one way or other, but briefly remarking that he had his orders, and intended to obey them, pushed him in, turned the key, and retired.

The officer didn’t seem to care much about the subject either way, but simply said that he had his orders and planned to follow them, pushed him inside, locked the door, and left.

Dennis stood trembling with his back against the door, and involuntarily raising his arm to defend himself, stared at a man, the only other tenant of the cell, who lay, stretched at his full length, upon a stone bench, and who paused in his deep breathing as if he were about to wake. But he rolled over on one side, let his arm fall negligently down, drew a long sigh, and murmuring indistinctly, fell fast asleep again.

Dennis stood shaking with his back against the door, and without meaning to, raised his arm to protect himself, staring at a man, the only other occupant of the cell, who lay fully stretched out on a stone bench. The man paused his deep breathing as if he were about to wake up. But instead, he rolled over onto his side, let his arm drop carelessly, took a deep sigh, and murmured something indistinctly before falling fast asleep again.

Relieved in some degree by this, the hangman took his eyes for an instant from the slumbering figure, and glanced round the cell in search of some ‘vantage-ground or weapon of defence. There was nothing moveable within it, but a clumsy table which could not be displaced without noise, and a heavy chair. Stealing on tiptoe towards this latter piece of furniture, he retired with it into the remotest corner, and intrenching himself behind it, watched the enemy with the utmost vigilance and caution.

Relieved somewhat by this, the hangman took his eyes off the sleeping figure for a moment and looked around the cell for a way to defend himself or a weapon. There was nothing movable in the room except a clunky table that would make noise if moved and a heavy chair. Carefully tiptoeing over to the chair, he pulled it into the farthest corner and, using it as cover, observed the enemy with the greatest vigilance and caution.

The sleeping man was Hugh; and perhaps it was not unnatural for Dennis to feel in a state of very uncomfortable suspense, and to wish with his whole soul that he might never wake again. Tired of standing, he crouched down in his corner after some time, and rested on the cold pavement; but although Hugh’s breathing still proclaimed that he was sleeping soundly, he could not trust him out of his sight for an instant. He was so afraid of him, and of some sudden onslaught, that he was not content to see his closed eyes through the chair-back, but every now and then, rose stealthily to his feet, and peered at him with outstretched neck, to assure himself that he really was still asleep, and was not about to spring upon him when he was off his guard.

The man who was asleep was Hugh; and it wasn't unusual for Dennis to feel a deep sense of anxiety and to truly wish with all his heart that Hugh would never wake up. Fed up with standing, he eventually crouched down in his corner and rested on the cold floor; yet, even though Hugh's breathing showed he was sound asleep, Dennis couldn't take his eyes off him for a second. He was so scared of Hugh and some sudden attack that he wasn't satisfied with just seeing his closed eyes through the chair, but would occasionally get up quietly and stretch his neck to check on him, making sure he was still asleep and wouldn't suddenly jump at him when he least expected it.

He slept so long and so soundly, that Mr Dennis began to think he might sleep on until the turnkey visited them. He was congratulating himself upon these promising appearances, and blessing his stars with much fervour, when one or two unpleasant symptoms manifested themselves: such as another motion of the arm, another sigh, a restless tossing of the head. Then, just as it seemed that he was about to fall heavily to the ground from his narrow bed, Hugh’s eyes opened.

He slept for so long and so deeply that Mr. Dennis started to think he might just keep sleeping until the turnkey came to check on them. He was feeling pretty pleased with this hopeful situation and thanking his lucky stars when a couple of unpleasant signs showed up: like another movement of the arm, a sigh, and some restless tossing of the head. Then, just when it looked like he was about to fall heavily from his narrow bed, Hugh's eyes opened.

It happened that his face was turned directly towards his unexpected visitor. He looked lazily at him for some half-dozen seconds without any aspect of surprise or recognition; then suddenly jumped up, and with a great oath pronounced his name.

It just so happened that his face was turned directly towards his unexpected visitor. He stared at him lazily for about six seconds without any sign of surprise or recognition; then he suddenly jumped up and cursed before saying his name.

‘Keep off, brother, keep off!’ cried Dennis, dodging behind the chair. ‘Don’t do me a mischief. I’m a prisoner like you. I haven’t the free use of my limbs. I’m quite an old man. Don’t hurt me!’

‘Stay back, brother, stay back!’ shouted Dennis, ducking behind the chair. ‘Don’t cause me any harm. I’m a prisoner just like you. I can’t move freely. I’m quite old. Don’t hurt me!’

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He whined out the last three words in such piteous accents, that Hugh, who had dragged away the chair, and aimed a blow at him with it, checked himself, and bade him get up.

He complained the last three words in such a mournful tone that Hugh, who had pulled the chair away and swung it at him, stopped himself and told him to get up.

‘I’ll get up certainly, brother,’ cried Dennis, anxious to propitiate him by any means in his power. ‘I’ll comply with any request of yours, I’m sure. There—I’m up now. What can I do for you? Only say the word, and I’ll do it.’

"I'll definitely get up, brother," Dennis exclaimed, eager to please him by any means he could. "I'll agree to any request you have, I promise. There—I’m up now. What can I do for you? Just say the word, and I'll do it."

‘What can you do for me!’ cried Hugh, clutching him by the collar with both hands, and shaking him as though he were bent on stopping his breath by that means. ‘What have you done for me?’

‘What can you do for me!’ shouted Hugh, grabbing him by the collar with both hands and shaking him as if he were trying to choke him. ‘What have you done for me?’

‘The best. The best that could be done,’ returned the hangman.

‘The best. The best that could be done,’ replied the hangman.

Hugh made him no answer, but shaking him in his strong grip until his teeth chattered in his head, cast him down upon the floor, and flung himself on the bench again.

Hugh didn’t say anything, but he shook him tightly until his teeth rattled, then threw him down on the floor and collapsed back onto the bench.

‘If it wasn’t for the comfort it is to me, to see you here,’ he muttered, ‘I’d have crushed your head against it; I would.’

‘If it weren't for how comforting it is to see you here,’ he muttered, ‘I would have crushed your head against it; I really would.’

It was some time before Dennis had breath enough to speak, but as soon as he could resume his propitiatory strain, he did so.

It took Dennis a while to catch his breath, but as soon as he could continue his soothing words, he did.

‘I did the best that could be done, brother,’ he whined; ‘I did indeed. I was forced with two bayonets and I don’t know how many bullets on each side of me, to point you out. If you hadn’t been taken, you’d have been shot; and what a sight that would have been—a fine young man like you!’

‘I did the best I could, brother,’ he complained; ‘I really did. I was surrounded by two bayonets and I don’t know how many bullets on either side of me, and I had to point you out. If you hadn’t been captured, you would have been shot; and what a sight that would have been—a fine young man like you!’

‘Will it be a better sight now?’ asked Hugh, raising his head, with such a fierce expression, that the other durst not answer him just then.

“Will it look better now?” Hugh asked, lifting his head, with such an intense expression that the other person didn't dare to answer him at that moment.

‘A deal better,’ said Dennis meekly, after a pause. ‘First, there’s all the chances of the law, and they’re five hundred strong. We may get off scot-free. Unlikelier things than that have come to pass. Even if we shouldn’t, and the chances fail, we can but be worked off once: and when it’s well done, it’s so neat, so skilful, so captiwating, if that don’t seem too strong a word, that you’d hardly believe it could be brought to sich perfection. Kill one’s fellow-creeturs off, with muskets!—Pah!’ and his nature so revolted at the bare idea, that he spat upon the dungeon pavement.

"A better deal," said Dennis quietly after a moment. "First off, there are all the legal chances, and there are five hundred of them. We might get away without any consequences. Stranger things have happened. Even if we don’t, and the odds turn against us, we can only be processed once: and when it's done well, it's so neat, so skillful, so captivating, if that doesn’t sound too extreme, that you’d hardly believe it could be brought to such perfection. To kill one’s fellow creatures with guns!—Ugh!" and his nature was so revolted at the mere thought that he spat on the dungeon floor.

His warming on this topic, which to one unacquainted with his pursuits and tastes appeared like courage; together with his artful suppression of his own secret hopes, and mention of himself as being in the same condition with Hugh; did more to soothe that ruffian than the most elaborate arguments could have done, or the most abject submission. He rested his arms upon his knees, and stooping forward, looked from beneath his shaggy hair at Dennis, with something of a smile upon his face.

His warm approach to this topic, which seemed like bravery to someone unfamiliar with his interests and tastes, along with his clever hiding of his secret hopes and his mention of being in the same situation as Hugh, did more to calm that troublemaker than the most detailed arguments or the most humiliating submission ever could. He rested his arms on his knees and leaned forward, glancing out from beneath his messy hair at Dennis, with a hint of a smile on his face.

‘The fact is, brother,’ said the hangman, in a tone of greater confidence, ‘that you got into bad company. The man that was with you was looked after more than you, and it was him I wanted. As to me, what have I got by it? Here we are, in one and the same plight.’

‘The truth is, brother,’ said the hangman, with more confidence, ‘you got involved with the wrong crowd. The guy who was with you was taken care of more than you were, and he’s the one I wanted. As for me, what do I gain from this? Here we are, in the same situation.’

‘Lookee, rascal,’ said Hugh, contracting his brows, ‘I’m not altogether such a shallow blade but I know you expected to get something by it, or you wouldn’t have done it. But it’s done, and you’re here, and it will soon be all over with you and me; and I’d as soon die as live, or live as die. Why should I trouble myself to have revenge on you? To eat, and drink, and go to sleep, as long as I stay here, is all I care for. If there was but a little more sun to bask in, than can find its way into this cursed place, I’d lie in it all day, and not trouble myself to sit or stand up once. That’s all the care I have for myself. Why should I care for YOU?’

“Listen up, you rascal,” said Hugh, furrowing his brow, “I’m not as simple-minded as you think, but I know you were hoping to gain something from this, or else you wouldn’t have done it. But it’s done, and you’re here, and soon it will all be over for both of us; I’d just as soon die as live, or live as die. Why should I bother seeking revenge on you? All I care about is eating, drinking, and sleeping as long as I’m stuck here. If there were just a bit more sunlight to enjoy, beyond what this wretched place allows, I’d lie in it all day without a care to sit or stand at all. That’s all I care about myself. Why should I care about YOU?”

Finishing this speech with a growl like the yawn of a wild beast, he stretched himself upon the bench again, and closed his eyes once more.

Finishing this speech with a growl like the yawn of a wild animal, he sprawled out on the bench again and closed his eyes once more.

After looking at him in silence for some moments, Dennis, who was greatly relieved to find him in this mood, drew the chair towards his rough couch and sat down near him—taking the precaution, however, to keep out of the range of his brawny arm.

After watching him in silence for a few moments, Dennis, who felt a huge sense of relief to see him in this mood, pulled the chair closer to his rough couch and sat down next to him—making sure to stay out of reach of his muscular arm.

‘Well said, brother; nothing could be better said,’ he ventured to observe. ‘We’ll eat and drink of the best, and sleep our best, and make the best of it every way. Anything can be got for money. Let’s spend it merrily.’

‘Well said, brother; nothing could be better said,’ he confidently remarked. ‘We’ll eat and drink the best, sleep well, and make the most of every situation. You can get anything for money. Let’s spend it happily.’

‘Ay,’ said Hugh, coiling himself into a new position.—‘Where is it?’

‘Yeah,’ said Hugh, shifting into a new position. —‘Where is it?’

‘Why, they took mine from me at the lodge,’ said Mr Dennis; ‘but mine’s a peculiar case.’

‘Well, they took mine from me at the lodge,’ said Mr. Dennis; ‘but mine’s a unique situation.’

‘Is it? They took mine too.’

‘Is it? They took mine as well.’

‘Why then, I tell you what, brother,’ Dennis began. ‘You must look up your friends—’

‘Well, listen here, brother,’ Dennis started. ‘You need to reach out to your friends—’

‘My friends!’ cried Hugh, starting up and resting on his hands. ‘Where are my friends?’

'My friends!' shouted Hugh, sitting up and propping himself on his hands. 'Where are my friends?'

‘Your relations then,’ said Dennis.

"Your connections then," said Dennis.

‘Ha ha ha!’ laughed Hugh, waving one arm above his head. ‘He talks of friends to me—talks of relations to a man whose mother died the death in store for her son, and left him, a hungry brat, without a face he knew in all the world! He talks of this to me!’

‘Ha ha ha!’ laughed Hugh, waving one arm above his head. ‘He talks about friends to me—talks about family to a guy whose mother died the same way that’s waiting for her son, leaving him, a starving kid, without a face he recognized in the whole world! He talks about this to me!’

‘Brother,’ cried the hangman, whose features underwent a sudden change, ‘you don’t mean to say—’

‘Brother,’ shouted the hangman, his expression shifting suddenly, ‘you can’t be serious—’

‘I mean to say,’ Hugh interposed, ‘that they hung her up at Tyburn. What was good enough for her, is good enough for me. Let them do the like by me as soon as they please—the sooner the better. Say no more to me. I’m going to sleep.’

‘I mean to say,’ Hugh interrupted, ‘that they hanged her at Tyburn. What was good enough for her is good enough for me. Let them do the same to me whenever they want—the sooner, the better. Don’t say anything more to me. I’m going to sleep.’

‘But I want to speak to you; I want to hear more about that,’ said Dennis, changing colour.

‘But I want to talk to you; I want to know more about that,’ said Dennis, changing color.

‘If you’re a wise man,’ growled Hugh, raising his head to look at him with a frown, ‘you’ll hold your tongue. I tell you I’m going to sleep.’

‘If you’re a smart guy,’ growled Hugh, lifting his head to glare at him, ‘you’ll shut up. I’m telling you I'm going to sleep.’

Dennis venturing to say something more in spite of this caution, the desperate fellow struck at him with all his force, and missing him, lay down again with many muttered oaths and imprecations, and turned his face towards the wall. After two or three ineffectual twitches at his dress, which he was hardy enough to venture upon, notwithstanding his dangerous humour, Mr Dennis, who burnt, for reasons of his own, to pursue the conversation, had no alternative but to sit as patiently as he could: waiting his further pleasure.

Dennis, trying to say something more despite this warning, the desperate guy swung at him with all his might, but missed and flopped back down, muttering curses and turning his back to the wall. After a couple of failed attempts to tug at his clothes, which he bravely tried despite the guy’s volatile mood, Mr. Dennis, who was eager to continue the conversation for his own reasons, had no choice but to sit as patiently as possible, waiting for the guy to decide what to do next.

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Chapter 75

A month has elapsed,—and we stand in the bedchamber of Sir John Chester. Through the half-opened window, the Temple Garden looks green and pleasant; the placid river, gay with boat and barge, and dimpled with the plash of many an oar, sparkles in the distance; the sky is blue and clear; and the summer air steals gently in, filling the room with perfume. The very town, the smoky town, is radiant. High roofs and steeple-tops, wont to look black and sullen, smile a cheerful grey; every old gilded vane, and ball, and cross, glitters anew in the bright morning sun; and, high among them all, St Paul’s towers up, showing its lofty crest in burnished gold.

A month has passed, and we find ourselves in Sir John Chester's bedroom. Through the partially open window, the Temple Garden appears lush and inviting; the calm river, lively with boats and barges and dimpled by the splash of many oars, sparkles in the distance; the sky is bright and clear; and the summer breeze flows gently in, filling the room with fragrance. Even the town, the smoky town, shines brightly. High roofs and steeples, usually looking dark and gloomy, now display a cheerful grey; every old gilded weather vane, ball, and cross sparkles anew in the bright morning sun; and, towering above them all, St. Paul's reaches high, its lofty peak gleaming in burnished gold.

Sir John was breakfasting in bed. His chocolate and toast stood upon a little table at his elbow; books and newspapers lay ready to his hand, upon the coverlet; and, sometimes pausing to glance with an air of tranquil satisfaction round the well-ordered room, and sometimes to gaze indolently at the summer sky, he ate, and drank, and read the news luxuriously.

Sir John was having breakfast in bed. His chocolate and toast were on a small table next to him; books and newspapers were within reach on the blanket. Occasionally, he would pause to look around the tidy room with a sense of calm satisfaction, and other times he would lazily gaze at the summer sky as he ate, drank, and read the news in comfort.

The cheerful influence of the morning seemed to have some effect, even upon his equable temper. His manner was unusually gay; his smile more placid and agreeable than usual; his voice more clear and pleasant. He laid down the newspaper he had been reading; leaned back upon his pillow with the air of one who resigned himself to a train of charming recollections; and after a pause, soliloquised as follows:

The cheerful vibe of the morning seemed to have an effect, even on his calm demeanor. He was unusually happy; his smile was more peaceful and pleasant than usual; his voice clearer and more enjoyable. He set down the newspaper he had been reading, leaned back on his pillow like someone who was letting himself drift into a series of delightful memories; and after a moment, he spoke to himself like this:

‘And my friend the centaur, goes the way of his mamma! I am not surprised. And his mysterious friend Mr Dennis, likewise! I am not surprised. And my old postman, the exceedingly free-and-easy young madman of Chigwell! I am quite rejoiced. It’s the very best thing that could possibly happen to him.’

‘And my friend the centaur is following in his mom’s footsteps! I’m not surprised. And his mysterious friend Mr. Dennis is the same! I’m not surprised. And my old postman, the incredibly laid-back young guy from Chigwell! I’m really happy about it. It’s the best thing that could happen to him.’

After delivering himself of these remarks, he fell again into his smiling train of reflection; from which he roused himself at length to finish his chocolate, which was getting cold, and ring the bell for more.

After sharing his thoughts, he returned to his happy train of reflection; eventually, he snapped out of it to finish his chocolate, which was getting cold, and rang the bell for more.

The new supply arriving, he took the cup from his servant’s hand; and saying, with a charming affability, ‘I am obliged to you, Peak,’ dismissed him.

The new supply arrived, and he took the cup from his servant’s hand; and saying, with a charming friendliness, ‘Thank you, Peak,’ dismissed him.

‘It is a remarkable circumstance,’ he mused, dallying lazily with the teaspoon, ‘that my friend the madman should have been within an ace of escaping, on his trial; and it was a good stroke of chance (or, as the world would say, a providential occurrence) that the brother of my Lord Mayor should have been in court, with other country justices, into whose very dense heads curiosity had penetrated. For though the brother of my Lord Mayor was decidedly wrong; and established his near relationship to that amusing person beyond all doubt, in stating that my friend was sane, and had, to his knowledge, wandered about the country with a vagabond parent, avowing revolutionary and rebellious sentiments; I am not the less obliged to him for volunteering that evidence. These insane creatures make such very odd and embarrassing remarks, that they really ought to be hanged for the comfort of society.’

‘It’s quite a strange situation,’ he thought, playing absently with the teaspoon, ‘that my friend, the madman, almost got away during his trial; and it was pure luck (or as people like to say, a lucky break) that my Lord Mayor’s brother happened to be in court, along with some other local judges who were definitely curious. Even though my Lord Mayor’s brother was completely mistaken and proved his close relationship to that entertaining character beyond any doubt by claiming my friend was sane and that he had, to his knowledge, roamed the countryside with a wandering parent espousing revolutionary and rebellious ideas; I still appreciate him for providing that testimony. These insane people make such peculiar and awkward comments that they really should be hanged for society’s sake.’

The country justice had indeed turned the wavering scale against poor Barnaby, and solved the doubt that trembled in his favour. Grip little thought how much he had to answer for.

The local justice had really tipped the scales against poor Barnaby, settling the uncertainty that had briefly been in his favor. Grip had no idea how much he was responsible for.

‘They will be a singular party,’ said Sir John, leaning his head upon his hand, and sipping his chocolate; ‘a very curious party. The hangman himself; the centaur; and the madman. The centaur would make a very handsome preparation in Surgeons’ Hall, and would benefit science extremely. I hope they have taken care to bespeak him.—Peak, I am not at home, of course, to anybody but the hairdresser.’

“They’ll be a unique group,” said Sir John, resting his head on his hand and sipping his hot chocolate. “A really interesting group. The executioner himself, the centaur, and the crazy person. The centaur would be quite an impressive display in Surgeons’ Hall and would greatly benefit science. I hope they’ve made sure to arrange for him. —Peak, I’m not available, of course, to anyone except the hairdresser.”

This reminder to his servant was called forth by a knock at the door, which the man hastened to open. After a prolonged murmur of question and answer, he returned; and as he cautiously closed the room-door behind him, a man was heard to cough in the passage.

This reminder to his servant was prompted by a knock at the door, which the man quickly went to answer. After a long exchange of questions and answers, he came back; and as he carefully shut the room door behind him, a man was heard coughing in the hallway.

‘Now, it is of no use, Peak,’ said Sir John, raising his hand in deprecation of his delivering any message; ‘I am not at home. I cannot possibly hear you. I told you I was not at home, and my word is sacred. Will you never do as you are desired?’

‘Now, it's no use, Peak,’ said Sir John, raising his hand to signal that he didn't want to hear any message; ‘I'm not at home. I can't possibly hear you. I told you I'm not at home, and my word is my bond. Will you ever do what you're asked?’

Having nothing to oppose to this reproof, the man was about to withdraw, when the visitor who had given occasion to it, probably rendered impatient by delay, knocked with his knuckles at the chamber-door, and called out that he had urgent business with Sir John Chester, which admitted of no delay.

Having nothing to say in response to this criticism, the man was about to leave when the visitor who had caused it, likely growing impatient from waiting, knocked on the chamber door with his knuckles and called out that he had urgent business with Sir John Chester that couldn’t be postponed.

‘Let him in,’ said Sir John. ‘My good fellow,’ he added, when the door was opened, ‘how come you to intrude yourself in this extraordinary manner upon the privacy of a gentleman? How can you be so wholly destitute of self-respect as to be guilty of such remarkable ill-breeding?’

‘Let him in,’ said Sir John. ‘My good man,’ he added when the door was opened, ‘how did you come to barge in here in such an extraordinary way, invading a gentleman's privacy? How can you be so lacking in self-respect to be guilty of such terrible rudeness?’

‘My business, Sir John, is not of a common kind, I do assure you,’ returned the person he addressed. ‘If I have taken any uncommon course to get admission to you, I hope I shall be pardoned on that account.’

‘My business, Sir John, is not ordinary, I assure you,’ replied the person he was speaking to. ‘If I’ve taken any unusual approach to get in touch with you, I hope you’ll forgive me for that.’

‘Well! we shall see; we shall see,’ returned Sir John, whose face cleared up when he saw who it was, and whose prepossessing smile was now restored. ‘I am sure we have met before,’ he added in his winning tone, ‘but really I forget your name?’

‘Well! We’ll see; we’ll see,’ replied Sir John, his expression brightening when he realized who it was, and his charming smile returning. ‘I’m sure we’ve met before,’ he added in his appealing tone, ‘but I really can’t remember your name?’

‘My name is Gabriel Varden, sir.’

‘My name is Gabriel Varden, sir.’

‘Varden, of course, Varden,’ returned Sir John, tapping his forehead. ‘Dear me, how very defective my memory becomes! Varden to be sure—Mr Varden the locksmith. You have a charming wife, Mr Varden, and a most beautiful daughter. They are well?’

‘Varden, of course, Varden,’ replied Sir John, tapping his forehead. ‘Oh dear, how bad my memory is getting! Varden for sure—Mr. Varden the locksmith. You have a lovely wife, Mr. Varden, and a very beautiful daughter. Are they doing well?’

Gabriel thanked him, and said they were.

Gabriel thanked him and said they were.

‘I rejoice to hear it,’ said Sir John. ‘Commend me to them when you return, and say that I wished I were fortunate enough to convey, myself, the salute which I entrust you to deliver. And what,’ he asked very sweetly, after a moment’s pause, ‘can I do for you? You may command me freely.’

“I’m glad to hear that,” said Sir John. “Please pass on my regards when you get back, and let them know that I wish I could personally deliver the greetings I’m asking you to convey. And what,” he asked very kindly after a brief pause, “can I do for you? You can ask me for anything.”

‘I thank you, Sir John,’ said Gabriel, with some pride in his manner, ‘but I have come to ask no favour of you, though I come on business.—Private,’ he added, with a glance at the man who stood looking on, ‘and very pressing business.’

“I appreciate it, Sir John,” Gabriel said, a hint of pride in his tone, “but I'm not here to ask you for a favor, even though I have business to discuss.—It’s private,” he added, glancing at the man who was watching them. “And it’s very urgent business.”

‘I cannot say you are the more welcome for being independent, and having nothing to ask of me,’ returned Sir John, graciously, ‘for I should have been happy to render you a service; still, you are welcome on any terms. Oblige me with some more chocolate, Peak, and don’t wait.’

‘I can’t say you’re more welcome for being independent and not needing anything from me,’ replied Sir John kindly, ‘because I would have been happy to help you. Still, you’re welcome no matter what. Please get me some more chocolate, Peak, and don’t take your time.’

The man retired, and left them alone.

The man retired and left them on their own.

‘Sir John,’ said Gabriel, ‘I am a working-man, and have been so, all my life. If I don’t prepare you enough for what I have to tell; if I come to the point too abruptly; and give you a shock, which a gentleman could have spared you, or at all events lessened very much; I hope you will give me credit for meaning well. I wish to be careful and considerate, and I trust that in a straightforward person like me, you’ll take the will for the deed.’

“Sir John,” Gabriel said, “I’m just a working man, and I’ve been one my whole life. If I don’t prepare you well enough for what I have to say; if I get to the point too suddenly and end up shocking you, something a gentleman could have avoided or at least made easier; I hope you’ll understand that I mean well. I want to be careful and thoughtful, and I believe that as a straightforward person, you’ll appreciate my intentions.”

‘Mr Varden,’ returned the other, perfectly composed under this exordium; ‘I beg you’ll take a chair. Chocolate, perhaps, you don’t relish? Well! it IS an acquired taste, no doubt.’

‘Mr. Varden,’ replied the other, completely composed under this introduction; ‘Please, have a seat. Chocolate, perhaps, isn’t your thing? Well! It definitely is an acquired taste, no doubt.’

‘Sir John,’ said Gabriel, who had acknowledged with a bow the invitation to be seated, but had not availed himself of it. ‘Sir John’—he dropped his voice and drew nearer to the bed—‘I am just now come from Newgate—’

‘Sir John,’ Gabriel said, acknowledging the invitation to sit with a bow but not taking a seat. ‘Sir John’—he lowered his voice and leaned closer to the bed—‘I just got back from Newgate—’

‘Good Gad!’ cried Sir John, hastily sitting up in bed; ‘from Newgate, Mr Varden! How could you be so very imprudent as to come from Newgate! Newgate, where there are jail-fevers, and ragged people, and bare-footed men and women, and a thousand horrors! Peak, bring the camphor, quick! Heaven and earth, Mr Varden, my dear, good soul, how COULD you come from Newgate?’

“Good God!” exclaimed Sir John, quickly sitting up in bed. “From Newgate, Mr. Varden! How could you be so reckless as to come from Newgate! Newgate, where there are jail fevers, ragged people, barefoot men and women, and a thousand horrors! Peak, bring the camphor, quick! Good heavens, Mr. Varden, my dear, good friend, how COULD you come from Newgate?”

Gabriel returned no answer, but looked on in silence while Peak (who had entered with the hot chocolate) ran to a drawer, and returning with a bottle, sprinkled his master’s dressing-gown and the bedding; and besides moistening the locksmith himself, plentifully, described a circle round about him on the carpet. When he had done this, he again retired; and Sir John, reclining in an easy attitude upon his pillow, once more turned a smiling face towards his visitor.

Gabriel didn’t respond, but watched silently as Peak (who had come in with the hot chocolate) dashed to a drawer, grabbed a bottle, and sprinkled his master’s robe and the bedding. He also soaked the locksmith himself and made a generous circle around him on the carpet. After doing that, he stepped back. Sir John, lounging comfortably on his pillow, turned a smiling face towards his visitor once more.

‘You will forgive me, Mr Varden, I am sure, for being at first a little sensitive both on your account and my own. I confess I was startled, notwithstanding your delicate exordium. Might I ask you to do me the favour not to approach any nearer?—You have really come from Newgate!’

‘You’ll forgive me, Mr. Varden, I’m sure, for being a bit sensitive at first, both for your sake and mine. I admit I was taken aback, despite your polite introduction. Could I ask you to please not come any closer?—You really did come from Newgate!’

The locksmith inclined his head.

The locksmith nodded.

‘In-deed! And now, Mr Varden, all exaggeration and embellishment apart,’ said Sir John Chester, confidentially, as he sipped his chocolate, ‘what kind of place IS Newgate?’

‘Indeed! And now, Mr. Varden, putting all exaggeration and embellishment aside,’ said Sir John Chester, confidentially, as he sipped his chocolate, ‘what is Newgate really like?’

‘A strange place, Sir John,’ returned the locksmith, ‘of a sad and doleful kind. A strange place, where many strange things are heard and seen; but few more strange than that I come to tell you of. The case is urgent. I am sent here.’

‘A strange place, Sir John,’ replied the locksmith, ‘of a sad and sorrowful kind. A strange place, where many unusual things are heard and seen; but few stranger than what I have come to tell you. The matter is urgent. I’ve been sent here.’

‘Not—no, no—not from the jail?’

‘Not—no, no—not from jail?’

‘Yes, Sir John; from the jail.’

‘Yes, Sir John; from the jail.’

‘And my good, credulous, open-hearted friend,’ said Sir John, setting down his cup, and laughing,—‘by whom?’

‘And my good, trusting, open-hearted friend,’ said Sir John, putting down his cup and laughing, ‘by whom?’

‘By a man called Dennis—for many years the hangman, and to-morrow morning the hanged,’ returned the locksmith.

‘By a man named Dennis—for many years the executioner, and tomorrow morning the executed,’ replied the locksmith.

Sir John had expected—had been quite certain from the first—that he would say he had come from Hugh, and was prepared to meet him on that point. But this answer occasioned him a degree of astonishment, which, for the moment, he could not, with all his command of feature, prevent his face from expressing. He quickly subdued it, however, and said in the same light tone:

Sir John had expected—had been completely sure from the start—that he would say he had come from Hugh and was ready to discuss it. But this answer surprised him so much that, for a moment, he couldn't hide his reaction, no matter how much he tried to keep a straight face. He quickly regained his composure and said in the same casual tone:

‘And what does the gentleman require of me? My memory may be at fault again, but I don’t recollect that I ever had the pleasure of an introduction to him, or that I ever numbered him among my personal friends, I do assure you, Mr Varden.’

‘And what does the gentleman need from me? My memory might be wrong again, but I don’t remember ever being introduced to him, or that I ever considered him one of my personal friends, I assure you, Mr. Varden.’

‘Sir John,’ returned the locksmith, gravely, ‘I will tell you, as nearly as I can, in the words he used to me, what he desires that you should know, and what you ought to know without a moment’s loss of time.’

‘Sir John,’ replied the locksmith seriously, ‘I will tell you, as closely as I can, in the words he used with me, what he wants you to know, and what you should know without any delay.’

Sir John Chester settled himself in a position of greater repose, and looked at his visitor with an expression of face which seemed to say, ‘This is an amusing fellow! I’ll hear him out.’

Sir John Chester got comfortable and looked at his visitor with a look that seemed to say, ‘This guy is entertaining! I’ll let him speak.’

‘You may have seen in the newspapers, sir,’ said Gabriel, pointing to the one which lay by his side, ‘that I was a witness against this man upon his trial some days since; and that it was not his fault I was alive, and able to speak to what I knew.’

‘You might have seen in the news, sir,’ Gabriel said, pointing to the newspaper beside him, ‘that I testified against this man during his trial a few days ago; and that it wasn’t his doing that I was still alive and able to share what I knew.’

‘MAY have seen!’ cried Sir John. ‘My dear Mr Varden, you are quite a public character, and live in all men’s thoughts most deservedly. Nothing can exceed the interest with which I read your testimony, and remembered that I had the pleasure of a slight acquaintance with you.—-I hope we shall have your portrait published?’

“Maybe I’ve seen it!” exclaimed Sir John. “My dear Mr. Varden, you’re quite a public figure and rightly occupy everyone’s thoughts. I read your testimony with great interest and remembered that I had the pleasure of a brief acquaintance with you. I hope we’ll get to see your portrait published?”

‘This morning, sir,’ said the locksmith, taking no notice of these compliments, ‘early this morning, a message was brought to me from Newgate, at this man’s request, desiring that I would go and see him, for he had something particular to communicate. I needn’t tell you that he is no friend of mine, and that I had never seen him, until the rioters beset my house.’

‘This morning, sir,’ said the locksmith, ignoring the compliments, ‘early this morning, I received a message from Newgate at this man’s request, asking me to go see him because he had something specific to share. I don’t need to tell you that he is not a friend of mine, and that I had never encountered him until the rioters surrounded my house.’

Sir John fanned himself gently with the newspaper, and nodded.

Sir John waved the newspaper lightly to cool himself and nodded.

‘I knew, however, from the general report,’ resumed Gabriel, ‘that the order for his execution to-morrow, went down to the prison last night; and looking upon him as a dying man, I complied with his request.’

‘I knew, however, from the general report,’ resumed Gabriel, ‘that the order for his execution tomorrow was sent to the prison last night; and seeing him as a dying man, I agreed to his request.’

‘You are quite a Christian, Mr Varden,’ said Sir John; ‘and in that amiable capacity, you increase my desire that you should take a chair.’

"You’re really quite a Christian, Mr. Varden," said Sir John; "and in that lovely role, you make me even more eager for you to take a seat."

‘He said,’ continued Gabriel, looking steadily at the knight, ‘that he had sent to me, because he had no friend or companion in the whole world (being the common hangman), and because he believed, from the way in which I had given my evidence, that I was an honest man, and would act truly by him. He said that, being shunned by every one who knew his calling, even by people of the lowest and most wretched grade, and finding, when he joined the rioters, that the men he acted with had no suspicion of it (which I believe is true enough, for a poor fool of an old ‘prentice of mine was one of them), he had kept his own counsel, up to the time of his being taken and put in jail.’

"He said," continued Gabriel, looking steadily at the knight, "that he had reached out to me because he had no friends or companions in the entire world (being the common hangman), and because he believed, based on how I had given my testimony, that I was an honest man and would be fair to him. He said that, being shunned by everyone who knew what he did, even by people at the lowest and most miserable level, and realizing, when he joined the rioters, that the men he was with had no idea about it (which I believe is quite true since a poor fool of an old apprentice of mine was one of them), he had kept his own counsel until he was taken and thrown in jail."

‘Very discreet of Mr Dennis,’ observed Sir John with a slight yawn, though still with the utmost affability, ‘but—except for your admirable and lucid manner of telling it, which is perfect—not very interesting to me.’

“Very discreet of Mr. Dennis,” Sir John said with a slight yawn, yet still with complete friendliness, “but—aside from your excellent and clear way of telling it, which is spot on—not very interesting to me.”

‘When,’ pursued the locksmith, quite unabashed and wholly regardless of these interruptions, ‘when he was taken to the jail, he found that his fellow-prisoner, in the same room, was a young man, Hugh by name, a leader in the riots, who had been betrayed and given up by himself. From something which fell from this unhappy creature in the course of the angry words they had at meeting, he discovered that his mother had suffered the death to which they both are now condemned.—The time is very short, Sir John.’

‘When,’ the locksmith continued, completely unfazed and ignoring the interruptions, ‘when he was taken to jail, he found that his cellmate, a young man named Hugh, a leader in the riots, had been betrayed and turned in by his own people. From something this unfortunate guy said during their heated conversation, he learned that his mother had died, just like they both are now facing. —The time is very short, Sir John.’

The knight laid down his paper fan, replaced his cup upon the table at his side, and, saving for the smile that lurked about his mouth, looked at the locksmith with as much steadiness as the locksmith looked at him.

The knight set aside his paper fan, placed his cup back on the table next to him, and, except for the smile that was barely hidden on his lips, gazed at the locksmith with as much steadiness as the locksmith looked at him.

‘They have been in prison now, a month. One conversation led to many more; and the hangman soon found, from a comparison of time, and place, and dates, that he had executed the sentence of the law upon this woman, himself. She had been tempted by want—as so many people are—into the easy crime of passing forged notes. She was young and handsome; and the traders who employ men, women, and children in this traffic, looked upon her as one who was well adapted for their business, and who would probably go on without suspicion for a long time. But they were mistaken; for she was stopped in the commission of her very first offence, and died for it. She was of gipsy blood, Sir John—’

‘They have been in prison now for a month. One conversation led to many more, and the hangman soon realized, by comparing time, place, and dates, that he had executed the sentence of the law on this woman himself. She had been tempted by desperation—just like so many others—into the easy crime of passing forged notes. She was young and attractive, and the people who exploit men, women, and children in this trade saw her as someone who would be well-suited for their business and would probably go unnoticed for a long time. But they were wrong; she was caught during her very first offense and paid for it with her life. She had Romani heritage, Sir John—’

It might have been the effect of a passing cloud which obscured the sun, and cast a shadow on his face; but the knight turned deadly pale. Still he met the locksmith’s eye, as before.

It might have been the effect of a passing cloud that blocked the sun and cast a shadow on his face, but the knight turned really pale. Still, he met the locksmith’s gaze, just like before.

‘She was of gipsy blood, Sir John,’ repeated Gabriel, ‘and had a high, free spirit. This, and her good looks, and her lofty manner, interested some gentlemen who were easily moved by dark eyes; and efforts were made to save her. They might have been successful, if she would have given them any clue to her history. But she never would, or did. There was reason to suspect that she would make an attempt upon her life. A watch was set upon her night and day; and from that time she never spoke again—’

‘She had gypsy roots, Sir John,’ Gabriel repeated, ‘and she had a bold, independent spirit. This, along with her good looks and her proud demeanor, caught the attention of some gentlemen who were easily swayed by dark eyes; and efforts were made to help her. They might have succeeded if she had shared any details about her past. But she never would, or did. There were signs that she might try to take her own life. She was watched closely, day and night; and after that, she never spoke again—’

Sir John stretched out his hand towards his cup. The locksmith going on, arrested it half-way.

Sir John reached for his cup. The locksmith, continuing on, stopped him halfway.

—‘Until she had but a minute to live. Then she broke silence, and said, in a low firm voice which no one heard but this executioner, for all other living creatures had retired and left her to her fate, “If I had a dagger within these fingers and he was within my reach, I would strike him dead before me, even now!” The man asked “Who?” She said, “The father of her boy.”’

—‘Until she had only a minute to live. Then she broke her silence and said, in a low, steady voice that only the executioner could hear, since all other living creatures had left her to face her fate, “If I had a dagger in my hand and he was within my reach, I would stab him dead right in front of me, even now!” The man asked, “Who?” She replied, “The father of her boy.”’

Sir John drew back his outstretched hand, and seeing that the locksmith paused, signed to him with easy politeness and without any new appearance of emotion, to proceed.

Sir John pulled back his extended hand, and noticing that the locksmith had stopped, signaled to him with casual politeness and without showing any new emotion to continue.

‘It was the first word she had ever spoken, from which it could be understood that she had any relative on earth. “Was the child alive?” he asked. “Yes.” He asked her where it was, its name, and whether she had any wish respecting it. She had but one, she said. It was that the boy might live and grow, in utter ignorance of his father, so that no arts might teach him to be gentle and forgiving. When he became a man, she trusted to the God of their tribe to bring the father and the son together, and revenge her through her child. He asked her other questions, but she spoke no more. Indeed, he says, she scarcely said this much, to him, but stood with her face turned upwards to the sky, and never looked towards him once.’

"It was the first word she had ever spoken, which made it clear that she had any connection to someone on earth. 'Was the child alive?' he asked. 'Yes.' He asked her where it was, its name, and if she had any wish regarding it. She had only one, she said. It was that the boy might live and grow, completely unaware of his father, so that no influence could teach him to be gentle and forgiving. When he became a man, she hoped that the God of their tribe would bring the father and son together, and take revenge through her child. He asked her more questions, but she said no more. In fact, he says, she barely said this much to him; instead, she stood with her face turned up to the sky and never looked at him even once."

Sir John took a pinch of snuff; glanced approvingly at an elegant little sketch, entitled ‘Nature,’ on the wall; and raising his eyes to the locksmith’s face again, said, with an air of courtesy and patronage, ‘You were observing, Mr Varden—’

Sir John took a pinch of snuff, glanced approvingly at a stylish little sketch titled ‘Nature’ on the wall, and then, raising his eyes to the locksmith’s face again, said with a tone of courtesy and patronage, ‘You were saying, Mr. Varden—’

‘That she never,’ returned the locksmith, who was not to be diverted by any artifice from his firm manner, and his steady gaze, ‘that she never looked towards him once, Sir John; and so she died, and he forgot her. But, some years afterwards, a man was sentenced to die the same death, who was a gipsy too; a sunburnt, swarthy fellow, almost a wild man; and while he lay in prison, under sentence, he, who had seen the hangman more than once while he was free, cut an image of him on his stick, by way of braving death, and showing those who attended on him, how little he cared or thought about it. He gave this stick into his hands at Tyburn, and told him then, that the woman I have spoken of had left her own people to join a fine gentleman, and that, being deserted by him, and cast off by her old friends, she had sworn within her own proud breast, that whatever her misery might be, she would ask no help of any human being. He told him that she had kept her word to the last; and that, meeting even him in the streets—he had been fond of her once, it seems—she had slipped from him by a trick, and he never saw her again, until, being in one of the frequent crowds at Tyburn, with some of his rough companions, he had been driven almost mad by seeing, in the criminal under another name, whose death he had come to witness, herself. Standing in the same place in which she had stood, he told the hangman this, and told him, too, her real name, which only her own people and the gentleman for whose sake she had left them, knew. That name he will tell again, Sir John, to none but you.’

"‘She never once looked at him,’ replied the locksmith, who wouldn’t be swayed from his serious demeanor or steady gaze, ‘and so she died, and he forgot her. But a few years later, a man was sentenced to die the same way; he was a gipsy too—a sunburned, swarthy guy, almost wild. While he was in prison awaiting execution, he, having seen the hangman more than once when he was free, carved an image of him on his stick to mock death and show those around him how little he cared. He handed this stick to the hangman at Tyburn, telling him that the woman I mentioned had left her people for a wealthy gentleman, and when he abandoned her, along with her old friends, she vowed in her proud heart that no matter her suffering, she would not ask for help from anyone. He told the hangman that she kept that promise until the end; and even when she ran into him on the streets—he had once cared for her, it seems—she slipped away from him with a trick, and he never saw her again until he was at Tyburn, caught up in the usual crowd with some of his rough companions. It drove him almost mad to see, in a criminal wearing another name, her. Standing right where she had stood before, he told the hangman all this, including her real name, known only to her people and that gentleman for whom she had left them. That name he’ll share again, Sir John, with no one but you.’"

‘To none but me!’ exclaimed the knight, pausing in the act of raising his cup to his lips with a perfectly steady hand, and curling up his little finger for the better display of a brilliant ring with which it was ornamented: ‘but me!—My dear Mr Varden, how very preposterous, to select me for his confidence! With you at his elbow, too, who are so perfectly trustworthy!’

‘To no one but me!’ the knight exclaimed, stopping just before he lifted his cup to his lips with a steady hand, curling his pinky to show off a shiny ring on it. ‘But me!—My dear Mr. Varden, how utterly ridiculous to choose me for his trust! With you right there, who are so completely reliable!’

‘Sir John, Sir John,’ returned the locksmith, ‘at twelve tomorrow, these men die. Hear the few words I have to add, and do not hope to deceive me; for though I am a plain man of humble station, and you are a gentleman of rank and learning, the truth raises me to your level, and I KNOW that you anticipate the disclosure with which I am about to end, and that you believe this doomed man, Hugh, to be your son.’

‘Sir John, Sir John,’ replied the locksmith, ‘at twelve tomorrow, these men die. Listen to the few words I have to say, and don’t think you can fool me; because even though I’m just an ordinary man from a humble background, and you’re a gentleman of status and education, the truth puts me on equal ground with you, and I KNOW that you expect the revelation I’m about to share and that you believe this condemned man, Hugh, is your son.’

‘Nay,’ said Sir John, bantering him with a gay air; ‘the wild gentleman, who died so suddenly, scarcely went as far as that, I think?’

‘No,’ said Sir John, teasing him with a cheerful tone; ‘the wild guy who died so unexpectedly didn't go that far, I believe?’

‘He did not,’ returned the locksmith, ‘for she had bound him by some pledge, known only to these people, and which the worst among them respect, not to tell your name: but, in a fantastic pattern on the stick, he had carved some letters, and when the hangman asked it, he bade him, especially if he should ever meet with her son in after life, remember that place well.’

‘He didn’t,’ replied the locksmith, ‘because she had made him promise something that only these people know about, and even the worst of them respect, not to reveal your name: but, in a strange design on the stick, he had carved some letters, and when the hangman asked him, he instructed him, especially if he ever encountered her son later in life, to remember that place well.’

‘What place?’

'Which place?'

‘Chester.’

‘Chester.’

The knight finished his cup of chocolate with an appearance of infinite relish, and carefully wiped his lips upon his handkerchief.

The knight finished his cup of hot chocolate with great enjoyment and carefully wiped his lips on his handkerchief.

‘Sir John,’ said the locksmith, ‘this is all that has been told to me; but since these two men have been left for death, they have conferred together closely. See them, and hear what they can add. See this Dennis, and learn from him what he has not trusted to me. If you, who hold the clue to all, want corroboration (which you do not), the means are easy.’

‘Sir John,’ said the locksmith, ‘this is everything I've been told; but since these two men are facing death, they’ve been talking closely. Speak with them and find out what else they know. Talk to Dennis and see what he hasn’t shared with me. If you, who have the key to everything, need confirmation (which you don’t), it’s simple to get.’

‘And to what,’ said Sir John Chester, rising on his elbow, after smoothing the pillow for its reception; ‘my dear, good-natured, estimable Mr Varden—with whom I cannot be angry if I would—to what does all this tend?’

‘And what,’ said Sir John Chester, propping himself up on his elbow after adjusting the pillow for comfort, ‘my dear, kind-hearted, wonderful Mr. Varden—with whom I can't get mad even if I tried—to what does all this lead?’

‘I take you for a man, Sir John, and I suppose it tends to some pleading of natural affection in your breast,’ returned the locksmith. ‘I suppose to the straining of every nerve, and the exertion of all the influence you have, or can make, in behalf of your miserable son, and the man who has disclosed his existence to you. At the worst, I suppose to your seeing your son, and awakening him to a sense of his crime and danger. He has no such sense now. Think what his life must have been, when he said in my hearing, that if I moved you to anything, it would be to hastening his death, and ensuring his silence, if you had it in your power!’

"I believe you’re a man, Sir John, and I think it shows some natural concern in your heart," replied the locksmith. "I imagine you’re doing everything you can and using all the influence you have for the sake of your miserable son and the man who revealed his existence to you. At the very least, I expect you want to see your son and make him aware of his crime and the danger he's in. He doesn’t have that awareness right now. Just think about what his life must have been like when he said in my presence that if I moved you to do anything, it would be to speed up his death and ensure his silence, if that was within your power!"

‘And have you, my good Mr Varden,’ said Sir John in a tone of mild reproof, ‘have you really lived to your present age, and remained so very simple and credulous, as to approach a gentleman of established character with such credentials as these, from desperate men in their last extremity, catching at any straw? Oh dear! Oh fie, fie!’

‘And have you, my good Mr. Varden,’ said Sir John in a gently scolding tone, ‘have you really reached your current age and remained so naive and gullible as to approach a man of good standing with credentials like these, from desperate people in their final moments, grasping at any possibility? Oh dear! Oh shame on you!’

The locksmith was going to interpose, but he stopped him:

The locksmith was about to intervene, but he stopped him:

‘On any other subject, Mr Varden, I shall be delighted—I shall be charmed—to converse with you, but I owe it to my own character not to pursue this topic for another moment.’

“On any other topic, Mr. Varden, I would be happy—I would love—to talk with you, but I have to uphold my own character and not discuss this any further.”

‘Think better of it, sir, when I am gone,’ returned the locksmith; ‘think better of it, sir. Although you have, thrice within as many weeks, turned your lawful son, Mr Edward, from your door, you may have time, you may have years to make your peace with HIM, Sir John: but that twelve o’clock will soon be here, and soon be past for ever.’

"Think about it differently, sir, when I'm gone," replied the locksmith; "think about it differently, sir. Even though you have, three times within as many weeks, turned away your rightful son, Mr. Edward, you might have time, you might have years to make amends with HIM, Sir John: but that twelve o’clock will be here soon, and then it will be gone forever."

‘I thank you very much,’ returned the knight, kissing his delicate hand to the locksmith, ‘for your guileless advice; and I only wish, my good soul, although your simplicity is quite captivating, that you had a little more worldly wisdom. I never so much regretted the arrival of my hairdresser as I do at this moment. God bless you! Good morning! You’ll not forget my message to the ladies, Mr Varden? Peak, show Mr Varden to the door.’

“I really appreciate it,” said the knight, kissing the locksmith's delicate hand. “Thank you for your honest advice. I just wish, my good friend, that you had a bit more street smarts, even though your straightforwardness is quite charming. I’ve never regretted the arrival of my hairdresser as much as I do right now. God bless you! Have a great morning! You won’t forget my message to the ladies, Mr. Varden? Peak, please show Mr. Varden to the door.”

Gabriel said no more, but gave the knight a parting look, and left him. As he quitted the room, Sir John’s face changed; and the smile gave place to a haggard and anxious expression, like that of a weary actor jaded by the performance of a difficult part. He rose from his bed with a heavy sigh, and wrapped himself in his morning-gown.

Gabriel didn’t say anything else, but gave the knight a final look and left. As he exited the room, Sir John’s expression shifted; the smile faded into a haggard and worried look, like a tired actor worn out from playing a tough role. He got out of bed with a heavy sigh and put on his robe.

‘So she kept her word,’ he said, ‘and was constant to her threat! I would I had never seen that dark face of hers,—I might have read these consequences in it, from the first. This affair would make a noise abroad, if it rested on better evidence; but, as it is, and by not joining the scattered links of the chain, I can afford to slight it.—Extremely distressing to be the parent of such an uncouth creature! Still, I gave him very good advice. I told him he would certainly be hanged. I could have done no more if I had known of our relationship; and there are a great many fathers who have never done as much for THEIR natural children.—The hairdresser may come in, Peak!’

“So she stuck to her word,” he said, “and stayed true to her threat! I wish I had never seen that dark face of hers—I might have figured out these consequences from the start. This situation would create a stir if there was better evidence; but as it stands, and by not connecting the scattered pieces of the puzzle, I can afford to ignore it. It’s extremely frustrating to be the parent of such an awkward person! Still, I gave him some solid advice. I told him he would definitely be hanged. I couldn’t have done more even if I had known about our connection; and there are plenty of fathers who haven’t done as much for THEIR illegitimate children. The hairdresser can come in, Peak!”

The hairdresser came in; and saw in Sir John Chester (whose accommodating conscience was soon quieted by the numerous precedents that occurred to him in support of his last observation), the same imperturbable, fascinating, elegant gentleman he had seen yesterday, and many yesterdays before.

The hairdresser walked in and saw Sir John Chester, whose easily soothed conscience was quickly calmed by the many examples that came to mind supporting his last comment. He looked just as calm, charming, and stylish as he had the day before and on many days before that.

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Chapter 76

As the locksmith walked slowly away from Sir John Chester’s chambers, he lingered under the trees which shaded the path, almost hoping that he might be summoned to return. He had turned back thrice, and still loitered at the corner, when the clock struck twelve.

As the locksmith walked slowly away from Sir John Chester’s rooms, he lingered under the trees that shaded the path, almost hoping he might be called back. He had turned back three times and still hung around at the corner when the clock struck twelve.

It was a solemn sound, and not merely for its reference to to-morrow; for he knew that in that chime the murderer’s knell was rung. He had seen him pass along the crowded street, amidst the execration of the throng; and marked his quivering lip, and trembling limbs; the ashy hue upon his face, his clammy brow, the wild distraction of his eye—the fear of death that swallowed up all other thoughts, and gnawed without cessation at his heart and brain. He had marked the wandering look, seeking for hope, and finding, turn where it would, despair. He had seen the remorseful, pitiful, desolate creature, riding, with his coffin by his side, to the gibbet. He knew that, to the last, he had been an unyielding, obdurate man; that in the savage terror of his condition he had hardened, rather than relented, to his wife and child; and that the last words which had passed his white lips were curses on them as his enemies.

It was a grim sound, not just because it referred to tomorrow; he understood that in that chime the murderer’s death knell was sounded. He had seen him move through the crowded street, amidst the crowd's curses; he noted the quiver of his lip and his trembling limbs, the pale color of his face, his clammy forehead, and the wild look in his eyes—the fear of death that consumed all other thoughts and relentlessly gnawed at his heart and mind. He had observed the lost gaze, searching for hope, but finding nothing but despair no matter where it turned. He had watched the remorseful, pitiful, desolate figure, riding with his coffin beside him, heading to the gallows. He knew that, until the end, he had remained stubborn and unyielding; in the savage terror of his situation, he had hardened instead of softening towards his wife and child; and that the last words to escape his pale lips were curses against them as his enemies.

Mr Haredale had determined to be there, and see it done. Nothing but the evidence of his own senses could satisfy that gloomy thirst for retribution which had been gathering upon him for so many years. The locksmith knew this, and when the chimes had ceased to vibrate, hurried away to meet him.

Mr. Haredale was set on being there to see it happen. Nothing short of witnessing it himself would quench that dark longing for revenge that had been building in him for so many years. The locksmith understood this, and as soon as the chimes stopped ringing, he quickly left to meet him.

‘For these two men,’ he said, as he went, ‘I can do no more. Heaven have mercy on them!—Alas! I say I can do no more for them, but whom can I help? Mary Rudge will have a home, and a firm friend when she most wants one; but Barnaby—poor Barnaby—willing Barnaby—what aid can I render him? There are many, many men of sense, God forgive me,’ cried the honest locksmith, stopping in a narrow court to pass his hand across his eyes, ‘I could better afford to lose than Barnaby. We have always been good friends, but I never knew, till now, how much I loved the lad.’

“For these two guys,” he said as he walked away, “there’s nothing more I can do. God have mercy on them!—Sadly, I say I can do nothing else for them, but who can I help? Mary Rudge will have a home and a solid friend just when she needs one; but Barnaby—poor Barnaby—willing Barnaby—what can I do to help him? There are so many, many sensible men, God forgive me,” cried the honest locksmith, stopping in a narrow alley to wipe his eyes, “I could better afford to lose than Barnaby. We’ve always been good friends, but I never realized until now how much I care for the kid.”

There were not many in the great city who thought of Barnaby that day, otherwise than as an actor in a show which was to take place to-morrow. But if the whole population had had him in their minds, and had wished his life to be spared, not one among them could have done so with a purer zeal or greater singleness of heart than the good locksmith.

Not many people in the big city thought about Barnaby that day, except as a performer in a show that was set to happen the next day. But even if the entire population had him in their thoughts and wanted his life to be saved, no one could have done so with more genuine enthusiasm or a more focused heart than the kind locksmith.

Barnaby was to die. There was no hope. It is not the least evil attendant upon the frequent exhibition of this last dread punishment, of Death, that it hardens the minds of those who deal it out, and makes them, though they be amiable men in other respects, indifferent to, or unconscious of, their great responsibility. The word had gone forth that Barnaby was to die. It went forth, every month, for lighter crimes. It was a thing so common, that very few were startled by the awful sentence, or cared to question its propriety. Just then, too, when the law had been so flagrantly outraged, its dignity must be asserted. The symbol of its dignity,—stamped upon every page of the criminal statute-book,—was the gallows; and Barnaby was to die.

Barnaby was going to die. There was no hope. One of the worst things about the frequent display of this final punishment, death, is that it toughens the minds of those who carry it out, making them, even if they are good people in other ways, indifferent to or unaware of their immense responsibility. The announcement had been made that Barnaby was to die. It happened every month for lesser crimes. It was so common that very few people were shocked by the horrifying sentence or bothered to question its fairness. At that moment, especially with the law having been so blatantly violated, its authority had to be reinforced. The symbol of that authority, marked on every page of the criminal statutes, was the gallows; and Barnaby was to die.

They had tried to save him. The locksmith had carried petitions and memorials to the fountain-head, with his own hands. But the well was not one of mercy, and Barnaby was to die.

They had tried to save him. The locksmith had taken petitions and memorials to the top, with his own hands. But the source was not one of mercy, and Barnaby was going to die.

From the first his mother had never left him, save at night; and with her beside him, he was as usual contented. On this last day, he was more elated and more proud than he had been yet; and when she dropped the book she had been reading to him aloud, and fell upon his neck, he stopped in his busy task of folding a piece of crape about his hat, and wondered at her anguish. Grip uttered a feeble croak, half in encouragement, it seemed, and half in remonstrance, but he wanted heart to sustain it, and lapsed abruptly into silence.

From the beginning, his mother had never left him, except at night; and with her by his side, he always felt content. On this last day, he was more excited and proud than ever before; and when she dropped the book she had been reading to him and hugged him tightly, he paused his task of folding a piece of black fabric around his hat and was surprised by her distress. Grip let out a weak croak, sounding like half encouragement and half protest, but he lacked the strength to continue and suddenly went quiet.

With them who stood upon the brink of the great gulf which none can see beyond, Time, so soon to lose itself in vast Eternity, rolled on like a mighty river, swollen and rapid as it nears the sea. It was morning but now; they had sat and talked together in a dream; and here was evening. The dreadful hour of separation, which even yesterday had seemed so distant, was at hand.

With those who stood at the edge of the great void that no one can see beyond, Time, soon to merge into vast Eternity, flowed on like a powerful river, swollen and fast as it approaches the ocean. It was morning just a moment ago; they had sat and talked together in a daze; and now it was evening. The dreaded hour of parting, which even yesterday felt so far away, was upon them.

They walked out into the courtyard, clinging to each other, but not speaking. Barnaby knew that the jail was a dull, sad, miserable place, and looked forward to to-morrow, as to a passage from it to something bright and beautiful. He had a vague impression too, that he was expected to be brave—that he was a man of great consequence, and that the prison people would be glad to make him weep. He trod the ground more firmly as he thought of this, and bade her take heart and cry no more, and feel how steady his hand was. ‘They call me silly, mother. They shall see to-morrow!’

They walked out into the courtyard, holding onto each other but not saying a word. Barnaby knew that the jail was a dull, sad, miserable place, and he looked forward to tomorrow, as if it was a transition to something bright and beautiful. He also had a vague sense that he was supposed to be brave—that he was significant, and that the prison staff would be pleased to make him cry. He stood more firmly on the ground as he thought about this, urging her to stay strong and not cry anymore, showing her how steady his hand was. “They call me silly, mom. They’ll see tomorrow!”

Dennis and Hugh were in the courtyard. Hugh came forth from his cell as they did, stretching himself as though he had been sleeping. Dennis sat upon a bench in a corner, with his knees and chin huddled together, and rocked himself to and fro like a person in severe pain.

Dennis and Hugh were in the courtyard. Hugh stepped out of his cell just like they did, stretching as if he had just woken up. Dennis sat on a bench in a corner, with his knees pulled up to his chin, rocking back and forth like someone in intense pain.

The mother and son remained on one side of the court, and these two men upon the other. Hugh strode up and down, glancing fiercely every now and then at the bright summer sky, and looking round, when he had done so, at the walls.

The mother and son stayed on one side of the court, while the two men were on the other. Hugh walked back and forth, occasionally glaring at the bright summer sky, then looking around at the walls when he finished.

‘No reprieve, no reprieve! Nobody comes near us. There’s only the night left now!’ moaned Dennis faintly, as he wrung his hands. ‘Do you think they’ll reprieve me in the night, brother? I’ve known reprieves come in the night, afore now. I’ve known ‘em come as late as five, six, and seven o’clock in the morning. Don’t you think there’s a good chance yet,—don’t you? Say you do. Say you do, young man,’ whined the miserable creature, with an imploring gesture towards Barnaby, ‘or I shall go mad!’

‘No chance, no chance! Nobody's coming near us. It’s just the night left now!’ Dennis moaned weakly, wringing his hands. ‘Do you think they'll give me a break tonight, brother? I’ve seen breaks come in the night before. I’ve seen them come as late as five, six, or seven in the morning. Don’t you think there's a good chance still—don’t you? Please say you do. Please say you do, young man,’ whined the wretched man, making a pleading gesture towards Barnaby, ‘or I’ll go mad!’

‘Better be mad than sane, here,’ said Hugh. ‘GO mad.’

“Better to be crazy than normal here,” said Hugh. “Go crazy.”

‘But tell me what you think. Somebody tell me what he thinks!’ cried the wretched object,—so mean, and wretched, and despicable, that even Pity’s self might have turned away, at sight of such a being in the likeness of a man—‘isn’t there a chance for me,—isn’t there a good chance for me? Isn’t it likely they may be doing this to frighten me? Don’t you think it is? Oh!’ he almost shrieked, as he wrung his hands, ‘won’t anybody give me comfort!’

‘But please, tell me what you think. Someone, tell me what he thinks!’ cried the miserable figure—so pathetic, and wretched, and contemptible, that even Pity herself might have turned away at the sight of such a person in the form of a man—‘isn’t there a chance for me,—isn’t there a good chance for me? Isn’t it possible they might be doing this to scare me? Don’t you think so? Oh!’ he nearly screamed, as he wrung his hands, ‘won’t anyone give me some comfort!’

‘You ought to be the best, instead of the worst,’ said Hugh, stopping before him. ‘Ha, ha, ha! See the hangman, when it comes home to him!’

‘You should be the best, not the worst,’ said Hugh, stopping in front of him. ‘Ha, ha, ha! Look at the hangman when it finally hits him!’

‘You don’t know what it is,’ cried Dennis, actually writhing as he spoke: ‘I do. That I should come to be worked off! I! I! That I should come!’

‘You don’t understand what it is,’ yelled Dennis, actually squirming as he spoke: ‘I do. That I should end up being pushed aside! Me! Me! That I should end up here!’

‘And why not?’ said Hugh, as he thrust back his matted hair to get a better view of his late associate. ‘How often, before I knew your trade, did I hear you talking of this as if it was a treat?’

‘And why not?’ said Hugh, as he pushed back his tangled hair to get a better look at his former partner. ‘How many times, before I understood your line of work, did I hear you talking about this like it was a pleasure?’

‘I an’t unconsistent,’ screamed the miserable creature; ‘I’d talk so again, if I was hangman. Some other man has got my old opinions at this minute. That makes it worse. Somebody’s longing to work me off. I know by myself that somebody must be!’

‘I’m not inconsistent,’ shouted the miserable creature; ‘I’d say the same thing again if I were the hangman. Some other person has my old beliefs right now. That makes it worse. Someone’s eager to get rid of me. I know for a fact that someone must be!’

‘He’ll soon have his longing,’ said Hugh, resuming his walk. ‘Think of that, and be quiet.’

‘He'll get what he wants soon enough,’ Hugh said as he continued his walk. ‘Keep that in mind and stay quiet.’

Although one of these men displayed, in his speech and bearing, the most reckless hardihood; and the other, in his every word and action, testified such an extreme of abject cowardice that it was humiliating to see him; it would be difficult to say which of them would most have repelled and shocked an observer. Hugh’s was the dogged desperation of a savage at the stake; the hangman was reduced to a condition little better, if any, than that of a hound with the halter round his neck. Yet, as Mr Dennis knew and could have told them, these were the two commonest states of mind in persons brought to their pass. Such was the wholesome growth of the seed sown by the law, that this kind of harvest was usually looked for, as a matter of course.

Although one of these men showed, in his speech and demeanor, the utmost reckless boldness; and the other, in every word and action, displayed such extreme cowardice that it was embarrassing to watch him; it would be hard to say which of them would most disturb and shock an observer. Hugh’s was the stubborn desperation of a savage facing execution; the hangman was reduced to a state little better, if at all, than that of a dog with a noose around its neck. Yet, as Mr. Dennis knew and could have explained, these were the two most common states of mind in people driven to such extremes. Such was the unfortunate result of the seeds planted by the law, that this kind of outcome was typically expected, as a matter of course.

In one respect they all agreed. The wandering and uncontrollable train of thought, suggesting sudden recollections of things distant and long forgotten and remote from each other—the vague restless craving for something undefined, which nothing could satisfy—the swift flight of the minutes, fusing themselves into hours, as if by enchantment—the rapid coming of the solemn night—the shadow of death always upon them, and yet so dim and faint, that objects the meanest and most trivial started from the gloom beyond, and forced themselves upon the view—the impossibility of holding the mind, even if they had been so disposed, to penitence and preparation, or of keeping it to any point while one hideous fascination tempted it away—these things were common to them all, and varied only in their outward tokens.

In one way, they all agreed. The wandering and uncontrollable thoughts that brought sudden memories of distant, long-forgotten things—an vague, restless desire for something undefined that nothing could fulfill—the minutes slipping away and blending into hours, almost magically—the rapid onset of somber night—the ever-present shadow of death that loomed over them, yet was so dim and faint that even the most mundane objects emerged from the darkness and demanded attention—the impossibility of focusing their minds, even if they had wanted to, on repentance and preparation, or on any single thought while a grotesque temptation pulled them away—these experiences were shared by all of them, differing only in their outward signs.

‘Fetch me the book I left within—upon your bed,’ she said to Barnaby, as the clock struck. ‘Kiss me first.’

‘Bring me the book I left in your room,’ she said to Barnaby as the clock struck. ‘Kiss me first.’

He looked in her face, and saw there, that the time was come. After a long embrace, he tore himself away, and ran to bring it to her; bidding her not stir till he came back. He soon returned, for a shriek recalled him,—but she was gone.

He looked at her face and realized that the time had come. After a long hug, he pulled away and ran to get it for her, telling her not to move until he returned. He came back quickly, but a scream brought him back—she was gone.

He ran to the yard-gate, and looked through. They were carrying her away. She had said her heart would break. It was better so.

He ran to the yard gate and looked through. They were carrying her away. She had said her heart would break. It was better this way.

‘Don’t you think,’ whimpered Dennis, creeping up to him, as he stood with his feet rooted to the ground, gazing at the blank walls—‘don’t you think there’s still a chance? It’s a dreadful end; it’s a terrible end for a man like me. Don’t you think there’s a chance? I don’t mean for you, I mean for me. Don’t let HIM hear us (meaning Hugh); ‘he’s so desperate.’

“Don’t you think,” Dennis said weakly, moving closer to him as he stood still, staring at the empty walls—“don’t you think there’s still a chance? It’s such a terrible end; it’s a horrible end for someone like me. Don’t you think there’s a chance? I don’t mean for you, I mean for me. Don’t let HIM hear us (meaning Hugh); he’s so desperate.”

‘Now then,’ said the officer, who had been lounging in and out with his hands in his pockets, and yawning as if he were in the last extremity for some subject of interest: ‘it’s time to turn in, boys.’

‘Alright then,’ said the officer, who had been walking in and out with his hands in his pockets, yawning as if he was desperate for something interesting to talk about: ‘it’s time to head to bed, guys.’

‘Not yet,’ cried Dennis, ‘not yet. Not for an hour yet.’

‘Not yet,’ shouted Dennis, ‘not yet. Not for another hour.’

‘I say,—your watch goes different from what it used to,’ returned the man. ‘Once upon a time it was always too fast. It’s got the other fault now.’

“I’ve noticed that your watch isn’t keeping time like it used to,” the man replied. “It was always running fast before, but now it seems to be doing the opposite.”

‘My friend,’ cried the wretched creature, falling on his knees, ‘my dear friend—you always were my dear friend—there’s some mistake. Some letter has been mislaid, or some messenger has been stopped upon the way. He may have fallen dead. I saw a man once, fall down dead in the street, myself, and he had papers in his pocket. Send to inquire. Let somebody go to inquire. They never will hang me. They never can.—Yes, they will,’ he cried, starting to his feet with a terrible scream. ‘They’ll hang me by a trick, and keep the pardon back. It’s a plot against me. I shall lose my life!’ And uttering another yell, he fell in a fit upon the ground.

“Please, my friend,” the miserable man begged, dropping to his knees. “You’ve always been my dear friend—there’s been a mistake. A letter must have been misplaced, or some messenger got delayed on the way. He might have even dropped dead. I once saw a man collapse right in the street, and he had important papers with him. Someone should go check. Let’s send someone to find out. They can’t possibly hang me. They won’t—yes, they will!” he shouted, suddenly jumping to his feet with a horrifying scream. “They’ll trick me into being hanged and hold back the pardon. It’s a conspiracy against me. I’m going to lose my life!” And with another scream, he collapsed into a fit on the ground.

‘See the hangman when it comes home to him!’ cried Hugh again, as they bore him away—‘Ha ha ha! Courage, bold Barnaby, what care we? Your hand! They do well to put us out of the world, for if we got loose a second time, we wouldn’t let them off so easy, eh? Another shake! A man can die but once. If you wake in the night, sing that out lustily, and fall asleep again. Ha ha ha!’

‘Look at the hangman when he finally faces the consequences!’ Hugh shouted again as they took him away. ‘Ha ha ha! Keep your chin up, brave Barnaby, what do we have to worry about? Give me your hand! They’re right to try to get rid of us, because if we escape a second time, we wouldn’t go easy on them, would we? Another shake! A man can only die once. If you wake up at night, shout that out loud and then go back to sleep. Ha ha ha!’

Barnaby glanced once more through the grate into the empty yard; and then watched Hugh as he strode to the steps leading to his sleeping-cell. He heard him shout, and burst into a roar of laughter, and saw him flourish his hat. Then he turned away himself, like one who walked in his sleep; and, without any sense of fear or sorrow, lay down on his pallet, listening for the clock to strike again.

Barnaby peered once more through the grate into the empty yard, then watched Hugh as he walked towards the steps leading to his sleeping area. He heard him shout, erupt into laughter, and saw him wave his hat. Then Barnaby turned away, like someone in a daze, and, without feeling any fear or sadness, lay down on his cot, waiting for the clock to chime again.





Chapter 77

The time wore on. The noises in the streets became less frequent by degrees, until silence was scarcely broken save by the bells in church towers, marking the progress—softer and more stealthy while the city slumbered—of that Great Watcher with the hoary head, who never sleeps or rests. In the brief interval of darkness and repose which feverish towns enjoy, all busy sounds were hushed; and those who awoke from dreams lay listening in their beds, and longed for dawn, and wished the dead of the night were past.

Time passed. The sounds in the streets gradually became less frequent until silence was barely interrupted except for the church bells, marking the progress—soft and stealthy as the city slept—of that Great Watcher with the gray hair, who never sleeps or rests. In the short moments of darkness and rest that restless towns experience, all busy noises faded; and those who woke from dreams lay listening in their beds, longing for dawn and wishing the dead of the night were over.

Into the street outside the jail’s main wall, workmen came straggling at this solemn hour, in groups of two or three, and meeting in the centre, cast their tools upon the ground and spoke in whispers. Others soon issued from the jail itself, bearing on their shoulders planks and beams: these materials being all brought forth, the rest bestirred themselves, and the dull sound of hammers began to echo through the stillness.

Into the street outside the jail’s main wall, workers came wandering at this serious hour, in groups of two or three. When they met in the center, they dropped their tools on the ground and spoke in hushed tones. Others soon emerged from the jail itself, carrying planks and beams on their shoulders. Once all the materials were brought out, the rest got to work, and the dull sound of hammers started to reverberate through the quiet.

Here and there among this knot of labourers, one, with a lantern or a smoky link, stood by to light his fellows at their work; and by its doubtful aid, some might be dimly seen taking up the pavement of the road, while others held great upright posts, or fixed them in the holes thus made for their reception. Some dragged slowly on, towards the rest, an empty cart, which they brought rumbling from the prison-yard; while others erected strong barriers across the street. All were busily engaged. Their dusky figures moving to and fro, at that unusual hour, so active and so silent, might have been taken for those of shadowy creatures toiling at midnight on some ghostly unsubstantial work, which, like themselves, would vanish with the first gleam of day, and leave but morning mist and vapour.

Here and there among this group of workers, one person, holding a lantern or a smoky torch, stood by to help illuminate the others as they worked. With its uncertain light, some could be faintly seen lifting up the pavement of the road, while others held tall posts or set them in the holes that had been made for them. Some slowly dragged an empty cart toward the others, bringing it rumbling from the prison yard; meanwhile, others were building strong barriers across the street. Everyone was busy at their tasks. Their dark figures moving back and forth at this unusual hour, so active yet so quiet, could have been mistaken for shadowy beings laboring at midnight on some intangible project, which, like themselves, would disappear with the first light of day, leaving only morning mist and fog.

While it was yet dark, a few lookers-on collected, who had plainly come there for the purpose and intended to remain: even those who had to pass the spot on their way to some other place, lingered, and lingered yet, as though the attraction of that were irresistible. Meanwhile the noise of saw and mallet went on briskly, mingled with the clattering of boards on the stone pavement of the road, and sometimes with the workmen’s voices as they called to one another. Whenever the chimes of the neighbouring church were heard—and that was every quarter of an hour—a strange sensation, instantaneous and indescribable, but perfectly obvious, seemed to pervade them all.

While it was still dark, a few onlookers gathered, clearly there to stay: even those who had to walk by on their way somewhere else paused, and paused some more, as if drawn in by an irresistible pull. Meanwhile, the sounds of saws and hammers continued energetically, mixed with the clattering of boards on the stone pavement of the road, and occasionally with the workers' voices calling to one another. Whenever the bells of the nearby church chimed—and that happened every fifteen minutes—a strange feeling, immediate and indescribable, but clearly noticeable, washed over everyone.

Gradually, a faint brightness appeared in the east, and the air, which had been very warm all through the night, felt cool and chilly. Though there was no daylight yet, the darkness was diminished, and the stars looked pale. The prison, which had been a mere black mass with little shape or form, put on its usual aspect; and ever and anon a solitary watchman could be seen upon its roof, stopping to look down upon the preparations in the street. This man, from forming, as it were, a part of the jail, and knowing or being supposed to know all that was passing within, became an object of as much interest, and was as eagerly looked for, and as awfully pointed out, as if he had been a spirit.

Gradually, a faint light appeared in the east, and the air, which had been very warm throughout the night, felt cool and crisp. Even though it wasn’t fully daylight yet, the darkness started to fade, and the stars looked washed out. The prison, which had been just a dark shape with no clear form, revealed its usual appearance; and now and then, a lone guard could be seen on its roof, pausing to look down at the activity in the street. This man, almost like a part of the jail itself and believed to know everything happening inside, became a source of great interest, eagerly watched for, and ominously pointed out, as if he were a ghost.

By and by, the feeble light grew stronger, and the houses with their signboards and inscriptions, stood plainly out, in the dull grey morning. Heavy stage waggons crawled from the inn-yard opposite; and travellers peeped out; and as they rolled sluggishly away, cast many a backward look towards the jail. And now, the sun’s first beams came glancing into the street; and the night’s work, which, in its various stages and in the varied fancies of the lookers-on had taken a hundred shapes, wore its own proper form—a scaffold, and a gibbet.

Little by little, the dim light got brighter, and the houses with their signs and inscriptions stood clearly out in the dull gray morning. Heavy stage wagons crawled from the inn yard across the street; travelers peeked out, and as they slowly rolled away, many glanced back at the jail. Now, the sun's first rays began to shine into the street, and the night’s events, which had taken on a hundred shapes in the imaginations of the observers, now took on its true form—a scaffold and a gallows.

As the warmth of the cheerful day began to shed itself upon the scanty crowd, the murmur of tongues was heard, shutters were thrown open, and blinds drawn up, and those who had slept in rooms over against the prison, where places to see the execution were let at high prices, rose hastily from their beds. In some of the houses, people were busy taking out the window-sashes for the better accommodation of spectators; in others, the spectators were already seated, and beguiling the time with cards, or drink, or jokes among themselves. Some had purchased seats upon the house-tops, and were already crawling to their stations from parapet and garret-window. Some were yet bargaining for good places, and stood in them in a state of indecision: gazing at the slowly-swelling crowd, and at the workmen as they rested listlessly against the scaffold—affecting to listen with indifference to the proprietor’s eulogy of the commanding view his house afforded, and the surpassing cheapness of his terms.

As the warmth of the sunny day started to spread over the small crowd, chatter filled the air, shutters were thrown open, and blinds were pulled up. Those who had slept in rooms facing the prison, where spots to watch the execution were rented at high prices, quickly got out of bed. In some houses, people were busy removing window sashes to better accommodate viewers; in others, spectators were already seated, passing the time with cards, drinks, or jokes among themselves. Some had bought seats on the rooftops and were climbing to their spots from the parapets and garret windows. Others were still negotiating for good spots, standing uncertainly as they watched the crowd grow and the workers leaning lazily against the scaffold, pretending to listen dismissively to the owner's praise of the great view his house offered and how cheap his rates were.

A fairer morning never shone. From the roofs and upper stories of these buildings, the spires of city churches and the great cathedral dome were visible, rising up beyond the prison, into the blue sky, and clad in the colour of light summer clouds, and showing in the clear atmosphere their every scrap of tracery and fretwork, and every niche and loophole. All was brightness and promise, excepting in the street below, into which (for it yet lay in shadow) the eye looked down as into a dark trench, where, in the midst of so much life, and hope, and renewal of existence, stood the terrible instrument of death. It seemed as if the very sun forbore to look upon it.

A fairer morning has never shone. From the roofs and upper floors of these buildings, the spires of city churches and the large cathedral dome were visible, rising beyond the prison into the blue sky, bathed in the colors of light summer clouds, showcasing every detail of their designs and every niche and opening in the clear atmosphere. Everything was bright and full of promise, except for the street below, which lay in shadow, appearing like a dark trench. In the midst of so much life, hope, and renewal, the terrible instrument of death stood starkly. It felt as if the sun itself refused to look upon it.

But it was better, grim and sombre in the shade, than when, the day being more advanced, it stood confessed in the full glare and glory of the sun, with its black paint blistering, and its nooses dangling in the light like loathsome garlands. It was better in the solitude and gloom of midnight with a few forms clustering about it, than in the freshness and the stir of morning: the centre of an eager crowd. It was better haunting the street like a spectre, when men were in their beds, and influencing perchance the city’s dreams, than braving the broad day, and thrusting its obscene presence upon their waking senses.

But it was better, dark and gloomy in the shade, than when, as the day went on, it stood revealed in the bright light of the sun, with its black paint bubbling and its nooses hanging in the light like disgusting decorations. It was better in the solitude and darkness of midnight with a few figures gathered around it than in the freshness and bustle of morning: the focal point of an eager crowd. It was better lingering in the street like a ghost, when people were in their beds and possibly influencing the city’s dreams, than facing the broad daylight and imposing its offensive presence on their waking moments.

Five o’clock had struck—six—seven—and eight. Along the two main streets at either end of the cross-way, a living stream had now set in, rolling towards the marts of gain and business. Carts, coaches, waggons, trucks, and barrows, forced a passage through the outskirts of the throng, and clattered onward in the same direction. Some of these which were public conveyances and had come from a short distance in the country, stopped; and the driver pointed to the gibbet with his whip, though he might have spared himself the pains, for the heads of all the passengers were turned that way without his help, and the coach-windows were stuck full of staring eyes. In some of the carts and waggons, women might be seen, glancing fearfully at the same unsightly thing; and even little children were held up above the people’s heads to see what kind of a toy a gallows was, and learn how men were hanged.

Five o’clock struck—six—seven—and eight. Along the two main streets at either end of the intersection, a steady flow of people was moving toward the areas of commerce and business. Carts, coaches, wagons, trucks, and wheelbarrows pushed their way through the edge of the crowd, clattering forward in the same direction. Some of these were public transport that had come from nearby countryside, stopping as the driver pointed to the gallows with his whip, though he might have saved his breath, as all the passengers were already staring that way, their heads turned without his prompting, and the coach windows were filled with curious faces. In some of the carts and wagons, women could be seen glancing nervously at the gruesome sight; even little children were held up above the crowd to see what a gallows looked like and to learn how men were hanged.

Two rioters were to die before the prison, who had been concerned in the attack upon it; and one directly afterwards in Bloomsbury Square. At nine o’clock, a strong body of military marched into the street, and formed and lined a narrow passage into Holborn, which had been indifferently kept all night by constables. Through this, another cart was brought (the one already mentioned had been employed in the construction of the scaffold), and wheeled up to the prison-gate. These preparations made, the soldiers stood at ease; the officers lounged to and fro, in the alley they had made, or talked together at the scaffold’s foot; and the concourse, which had been rapidly augmenting for some hours, and still received additions every minute, waited with an impatience which increased with every chime of St Sepulchre’s clock, for twelve at noon.

Two rioters were set to be executed outside the prison for their involvement in its attack; another was to die right after in Bloomsbury Square. At nine o'clock, a strong group of soldiers marched into the street and formed a narrow passage into Holborn, which had been poorly guarded by constables all night. Through this passage, another cart was brought (the one previously mentioned had been used to build the scaffold) and wheeled up to the prison gate. With these preparations complete, the soldiers relaxed; the officers strolled back and forth in the alley they had created or chatted together at the foot of the scaffold. The large crowd that had been growing for several hours and was still getting bigger by the minute waited with a mounting impatience that grew with every chime of St. Sepulchre's clock, eager for noon.

Up to this time they had been very quiet, comparatively silent, save when the arrival of some new party at a window, hitherto unoccupied, gave them something new to look at or to talk of. But, as the hour approached, a buzz and hum arose, which, deepening every moment, soon swelled into a roar, and seemed to fill the air. No words or even voices could be distinguished in this clamour, nor did they speak much to each other; though such as were better informed upon the topic than the rest, would tell their neighbours, perhaps, that they might know the hangman when he came out, by his being the shorter one: and that the man who was to suffer with him was named Hugh: and that it was Barnaby Rudge who would be hanged in Bloomsbury Square.

Until now, they had been very quiet, relatively silent, except when a new group arrived at an otherwise empty window, giving them something fresh to look at or discuss. But as the hour approached, a buzz and hum began to rise, which grew louder with each passing moment, soon turning into a roar that seemed to fill the air. No words or even voices could be distinguished in this noise, nor did they talk much amongst themselves; although those who were more knowledgeable about the topic would inform their neighbors, maybe mentioning that they would recognize the hangman when he came out because he was the shorter one, and that the man who was to be executed with him was named Hugh, and that it was Barnaby Rudge who would be hanged in Bloomsbury Square.

The hum grew, as the time drew near, so loud, that those who were at the windows could not hear the church-clock strike, though it was close at hand. Nor had they any need to hear it, either, for they could see it in the people’s faces. So surely as another quarter chimed, there was a movement in the crowd—as if something had passed over it—as if the light upon them had been changed—in which the fact was readable as on a brazen dial, figured by a giant’s hand.

The buzz grew louder as the time approached, so much so that those at the windows couldn't hear the church clock strike, even though it was nearby. They didn't need to hear it, because they could see it in the faces of the people. Every time another quarter chimed, there was a shift in the crowd—as if something had swept over it—as if the light shining on them had changed—where the truth was clear, like it was marked on a giant's dial.

Three quarters past eleven! The murmur now was deafening, yet every man seemed mute. Look where you would among the crowd, you saw strained eyes and lips compressed; it would have been difficult for the most vigilant observer to point this way or that, and say that yonder man had cried out. It were as easy to detect the motion of lips in a sea-shell.

Three quarters past eleven! The noise was overwhelming, yet everyone seemed silent. No matter where you looked in the crowd, you saw strained eyes and tight lips; it would have been hard for the most careful observer to identify anyone who had spoken. It was as easy to notice the movement of lips in a sea shell.

Three quarters past eleven! Many spectators who had retired from the windows, came back refreshed, as though their watch had just begun. Those who had fallen asleep, roused themselves; and every person in the crowd made one last effort to better his position—which caused a press against the sturdy barriers that made them bend and yield like twigs. The officers, who until now had kept together, fell into their several positions, and gave the words of command. Swords were drawn, muskets shouldered, and the bright steel winding its way among the crowd, gleamed and glittered in the sun like a river. Along this shining path, two men came hurrying on, leading a horse, which was speedily harnessed to the cart at the prison-door. Then, a profound silence replaced the tumult that had so long been gathering, and a breathless pause ensued. Every window was now choked up with heads; the house-tops teemed with people—clinging to chimneys, peering over gable-ends, and holding on where the sudden loosening of any brick or stone would dash them down into the street. The church tower, the church roof, the church yard, the prison leads, the very water-spouts and lampposts—every inch of room—swarmed with human life.

Three quarters past eleven! Many spectators who had stepped away from the windows came back, feeling refreshed, as if their watch had just started. Those who had dozed off woke up, and everyone in the crowd made one last attempt to get a better view, which pushed against the sturdy barriers, making them bend and yield like twigs. The officers, who had been grouped together until now, moved into their separate positions and gave the commands. Swords were drawn, muskets were shouldered, and the shiny metal winding through the crowd glinted in the sun like a river. Along this shiny path, two men hurried by, leading a horse that was quickly harnessed to the cart at the prison door. Then, a deep silence replaced the noise that had been building for so long, and there was a breathless pause. Every window was now filled with heads; the rooftops were crowded with people—clinging to chimneys, peering over gables, and holding on tightly as any loose brick or stone could send them crashing into the street. The church tower, the church roof, the churchyard, the prison yard, even the water spouts and lampposts—every available space—was packed with people.

At the first stroke of twelve the prison-bell began to toll. Then the roar—mingled now with cries of ‘Hats off!’ and ‘Poor fellows!’ and, from some specks in the great concourse, with a shriek or groan—burst forth again. It was terrible to see—if any one in that distraction of excitement could have seen—the world of eager eyes, all strained upon the scaffold and the beam.

At the first chime of twelve, the prison bell started to ring. Then the uproar—now mixed with shouts of “Hats off!” and “Poor guys!” and, from a few spots in the massive crowd, with a scream or moan—erupted again. It was horrifying to witness—if anyone in that chaos of excitement could have seen—the sea of eager eyes, all fixed on the scaffold and the beam.

The hollow murmuring was heard within the jail as plainly as without. The three were brought forth into the yard, together, as it resounded through the air. They knew its import well.

The hollow murmuring could be heard inside the jail just as clearly as outside. The three were brought out into the yard together, and the sound echoed through the air. They understood its meaning very well.

‘D’ye hear?’ cried Hugh, undaunted by the sound. ‘They expect us! I heard them gathering when I woke in the night, and turned over on t’other side and fell asleep again. We shall see how they welcome the hangman, now that it comes home to him. Ha, ha, ha!’

‘Do you hear?’ shouted Hugh, unfazed by the noise. ‘They’re expecting us! I heard them gathering when I woke up in the night, then I turned over to the other side and fell asleep again. We’ll see how they greet the hangman now that it’s coming for him. Ha, ha, ha!’

The Ordinary coming up at this moment, reproved him for his indecent mirth, and advised him to alter his demeanour.

The Ordinary who was present right then scolded him for his inappropriate laughter and suggested that he change his attitude.

‘And why, master?’ said Hugh. ‘Can I do better than bear it easily? YOU bear it easily enough. Oh! never tell me,’ he cried, as the other would have spoken, ‘for all your sad look and your solemn air, you think little enough of it! They say you’re the best maker of lobster salads in London. Ha, ha! I’ve heard that, you see, before now. Is it a good one, this morning—is your hand in? How does the breakfast look? I hope there’s enough, and to spare, for all this hungry company that’ll sit down to it, when the sight’s over.’

‘And why, master?’ said Hugh. ‘Can I do better than just deal with it? YOU seem to handle it just fine. Oh! don’t even try to tell me,’ he interrupted, as the other was about to speak, ‘that despite your sad expression and serious demeanor, you don’t think much of it! They say you’re the best lobster salad maker in London. Ha, ha! I’ve heard that before, you know. Is it a good one this morning—are you on your game? How does breakfast look? I hope there’s plenty to go around for all these hungry folks who will sit down to eat after the show.’

‘I fear,’ observed the clergyman, shaking his head, ‘that you are incorrigible.’

"I’m afraid," the clergyman said, shaking his head, "that you’re hopeless."

‘You’re right. I am,’ rejoined Hugh sternly. ‘Be no hypocrite, master! You make a merry-making of this, every month; let me be merry, too. If you want a frightened fellow there’s one that’ll suit you. Try your hand upon him.’

‘You’re right. I am,’ Hugh responded firmly. ‘Don’t be a hypocrite, master! You throw a party for this every month; let me have my fun too. If you want someone scared, there’s one who’d fit the bill. Give him a shot.’

He pointed, as he spoke, to Dennis, who, with his legs trailing on the ground, was held between two men; and who trembled so, that all his joints and limbs seemed racked by spasms. Turning from this wretched spectacle, he called to Barnaby, who stood apart.

He pointed while he spoke to Dennis, who, with his legs dragging on the ground, was held between two men and trembling so much that all his joints and limbs looked like they were being seized by spasms. Turning away from this miserable sight, he called out to Barnaby, who was standing off to the side.

‘What cheer, Barnaby? Don’t be downcast, lad. Leave that to HIM.’

‘What’s up, Barnaby? Don’t be too down, buddy. Let HIM handle that.’

‘Bless you,’ cried Barnaby, stepping lightly towards him, ‘I’m not frightened, Hugh. I’m quite happy. I wouldn’t desire to live now, if they’d let me. Look at me! Am I afraid to die? Will they see ME tremble?’

“Bless you,” Barnaby exclaimed, moving lightly toward him. “I’m not scared, Hugh. I’m really happy. I wouldn’t want to live now, even if they offered. Look at me! Am I afraid to die? Will they see ME shake?”

Hugh gazed for a moment at his face, on which there was a strange, unearthly smile; and at his eye, which sparkled brightly; and interposing between him and the Ordinary, gruffly whispered to the latter:

Hugh looked at his face for a moment, where there was a weird, otherworldly smile; and at his eye, which gleamed brightly; and stepping between him and the Ordinary, gruffly whispered to the latter:

‘I wouldn’t say much to him, master, if I was you. He may spoil your appetite for breakfast, though you ARE used to it.’

"I wouldn't say much to him, master, if I were you. He might ruin your appetite for breakfast, although you are used to it."

He was the only one of the three who had washed or trimmed himself that morning. Neither of the others had done so, since their doom was pronounced. He still wore the broken peacock’s feathers in his hat; and all his usual scraps of finery were carefully disposed about his person. His kindling eye, his firm step, his proud and resolute bearing, might have graced some lofty act of heroism; some voluntary sacrifice, born of a noble cause and pure enthusiasm; rather than that felon’s death.

He was the only one of the three who had cleaned up or groomed himself that morning. The other two hadn’t bothered since their fate was sealed. He still had the broken peacock feathers in his hat, and all his usual bits of flair were carefully arranged on him. His bright eyes, confident stride, and proud, determined posture could have suited a grand heroic act; a selfless sacrifice driven by a noble cause and genuine passion, rather than that criminal's death.

But all these things increased his guilt. They were mere assumptions. The law had declared it so, and so it must be. The good minister had been greatly shocked, not a quarter of an hour before, at his parting with Grip. For one in his condition, to fondle a bird!—The yard was filled with people; bluff civic functionaries, officers of justice, soldiers, the curious in such matters, and guests who had been bidden as to a wedding. Hugh looked about him, nodded gloomily to some person in authority, who indicated with his hand in what direction he was to proceed; and clapping Barnaby on the shoulder, passed out with the gait of a lion.

But all these things made him feel more guilty. They were just assumptions. The law had said so, so it had to be true. The good minister had been very shocked, not even fifteen minutes earlier, at his goodbye with Grip. For someone in his situation to be petting a bird! The yard was packed with people; rough civic officials, law enforcement, soldiers, onlookers, and guests who had been invited as if to a wedding. Hugh looked around, gloomily nodded at someone in authority, who gestured with his hand to show him where to go; and giving Barnaby a pat on the shoulder, he walked out with the swagger of a lion.

They entered a large room, so near to the scaffold that the voices of those who stood about it, could be plainly heard: some beseeching the javelin-men to take them out of the crowd: others crying to those behind, to stand back, for they were pressed to death, and suffocating for want of air.

They walked into a large room, so close to the scaffold that they could clearly hear the voices of those surrounding it: some pleading with the javelin-wielders to remove them from the crowd, while others shouted to those behind them to step back, as they were being crushed and suffocated from lack of air.

In the middle of this chamber, two smiths, with hammers, stood beside an anvil. Hugh walked straight up to them, and set his foot upon it with a sound as though it had been struck by a heavy weapon. Then, with folded arms, he stood to have his irons knocked off: scowling haughtily round, as those who were present eyed him narrowly and whispered to each other.

In the middle of this room, two blacksmiths stood by an anvil with hammers in their hands. Hugh walked right up to them and stamped his foot on it with a sound like it had been hit by a heavy weapon. Then, with his arms crossed, he waited to have his shackles removed, glaring around as the people present watched him closely and whispered among themselves.

It took so much time to drag Dennis in, that this ceremony was over with Hugh, and nearly over with Barnaby, before he appeared. He no sooner came into the place he knew so well, however, and among faces with which he was so familiar, than he recovered strength and sense enough to clasp his hands and make a last appeal.

It took so long to get Dennis in that this ceremony was finished with Hugh and almost done with Barnaby by the time he showed up. The moment he stepped into the place he knew so well and saw faces he was so familiar with, he found enough strength and clarity to clasp his hands and make one last appeal.

‘Gentlemen, good gentlemen,’ cried the abject creature, grovelling down upon his knees, and actually prostrating himself upon the stone floor: ‘Governor, dear governor—honourable sheriffs—worthy gentlemen—have mercy upon a wretched man that has served His Majesty, and the Law, and Parliament, for so many years, and don’t—don’t let me die—because of a mistake.’

“Gentlemen, good gentlemen,” cried the desperate man, dropping to his knees and literally lying on the stone floor. “Governor, dear governor—honorable sheriffs—worthy gentlemen—please have mercy on a miserable man who has served His Majesty, the Law, and Parliament for so many years, and don’t—don’t let me die—over a mistake.”

‘Dennis,’ said the governor of the jail, ‘you know what the course is, and that the order came with the rest. You know that we could do nothing, even if we would.’

‘Dennis,’ said the jail governor, ‘you know what the procedure is, and that the order came with everything else. You know that we couldn’t do anything, even if we wanted to.’

‘All I ask, sir,—all I want and beg, is time, to make it sure,’ cried the trembling wretch, looking wildly round for sympathy. ‘The King and Government can’t know it’s me; I’m sure they can’t know it’s me; or they never would bring me to this dreadful slaughterhouse. They know my name, but they don’t know it’s the same man. Stop my execution—for charity’s sake stop my execution, gentlemen—till they can be told that I’ve been hangman here, nigh thirty year. Will no one go and tell them?’ he implored, clenching his hands and glaring round, and round, and round again—‘will no charitable person go and tell them!’

“All I ask, sir—all I want and beg for is time to make it certain,” cried the trembling man, looking around desperately for sympathy. “The King and Government can’t know it’s me; I’m sure they can’t know it’s me, or they would never put me in this horrible place. They know my name, but they don’t realize it’s the same man. Please stop my execution—for goodness' sake, stop my execution, gentlemen—until they can be informed that I’ve been the hangman here for nearly thirty years. Will no one go and tell them?” he pleaded, clenching his hands and glaring around, and around, and around again—“will no kind person go and tell them?”

‘Mr Akerman,’ said a gentleman who stood by, after a moment’s pause, ‘since it may possibly produce in this unhappy man a better frame of mind, even at this last minute, let me assure him that he was well known to have been the hangman, when his sentence was considered.’

‘Mr. Akerman,’ said a man standing nearby, after a brief pause, ‘since this might help lift the spirits of this unfortunate man, even at this last moment, let me assure him that it was well-known he served as the hangman when they decided on his sentence.’

‘—But perhaps they think on that account that the punishment’s not so great,’ cried the criminal, shuffling towards this speaker on his knees, and holding up his folded hands; ‘whereas it’s worse, it’s worse a hundred times, to me than any man. Let them know that, sir. Let them know that. They’ve made it worse to me by giving me so much to do. Stop my execution till they know that!’

‘—But maybe they think the punishment isn’t that bad,’ cried the criminal, crawling on his knees toward this speaker and holding up his hands in prayer. ‘But it’s worse, it’s a hundred times worse for me than for anyone else. Let them know that, sir. Let them know that. They’ve made it worse for me by giving me so much to do. Stop my execution until they understand that!’

The governor beckoned with his hand, and the two men, who had supported him before, approached. He uttered a piercing cry:

The governor waved his hand, and the two men who had backed him earlier came closer. He let out a sharp cry:

‘Wait! Wait. Only a moment—only one moment more! Give me a last chance of reprieve. One of us three is to go to Bloomsbury Square. Let me be the one. It may come in that time; it’s sure to come. In the Lord’s name let me be sent to Bloomsbury Square. Don’t hang me here. It’s murder.’

‘Wait! Wait. Just a moment—just one more moment! Give me one last chance to be spared. One of us three has to go to Bloomsbury Square. Let me be the one. It might happen in that time; it’s bound to happen. In the Lord’s name, let me be sent to Bloomsbury Square. Don’t keep me here. It’s murder.’

They took him to the anvil: but even then he could be heard above the clinking of the smiths’ hammers, and the hoarse raging of the crowd, crying that he knew of Hugh’s birth—that his father was living, and was a gentleman of influence and rank—that he had family secrets in his possession—that he could tell nothing unless they gave him time, but must die with them on his mind; and he continued to rave in this sort until his voice failed him, and he sank down a mere heap of clothes between the two attendants.

They dragged him to the anvil, but even then, he could be heard over the clinking of the blacksmiths’ hammers and the angry shouting of the crowd, shouting that he knew about Hugh’s birth—that his father was alive and was an influential gentleman—that he had family secrets in his possession—that he couldn’t reveal anything unless they gave him time, but would die with them in his mind; and he kept raving like this until his voice gave out, and he collapsed into a pile of clothes between the two attendants.

It was at this moment that the clock struck the first stroke of twelve, and the bell began to toll. The various officers, with the two sheriffs at their head, moved towards the door. All was ready when the last chime came upon the ear.

It was at this moment that the clock struck twelve, and the bell started to ring. The various officers, led by the two sheriffs, moved toward the door. Everything was set when the last chime faded away.

They told Hugh this, and asked if he had anything to say.

They told Hugh this and asked if he had anything to add.

‘To say!’ he cried. ‘Not I. I’m ready.—Yes,’ he added, as his eye fell upon Barnaby, ‘I have a word to say, too. Come hither, lad.’

‘To say!’ he shouted. ‘Not me. I’m ready.—Yes,’ he continued, noticing Barnaby, ‘I have something to say, too. Come here, boy.’

There was, for the moment, something kind, and even tender, struggling in his fierce aspect, as he wrung his poor companion by the hand.

There was, for the moment, something kind, and even tender, struggling in his fierce look, as he wrung his poor companion's hand.

‘I’ll say this,’ he cried, looking firmly round, ‘that if I had ten lives to lose, and the loss of each would give me ten times the agony of the hardest death, I’d lay them all down—ay, I would, though you gentlemen may not believe it—to save this one. This one,’ he added, wringing his hand again, ‘that will be lost through me.’

‘I’ll say this,’ he shouted, glancing around seriously, ‘that if I had ten lives to lose, and losing each one would bring me ten times the pain of the worst death, I’d give them all up—yeah, I would, even if you gentlemen don’t believe me— to save this one. This one,’ he added, twisting his hand again, ‘that will be lost because of me.’

‘Not through you,’ said the idiot, mildly. ‘Don’t say that. You were not to blame. You have always been very good to me.—Hugh, we shall know what makes the stars shine, NOW!’

‘Not because of you,’ said the fool, calmly. ‘Don’t say that. You weren’t at fault. You’ve always treated me well.—Hugh, we’re going to figure out what makes the stars shine, NOW!’

‘I took him from her in a reckless mood, and didn’t think what harm would come of it,’ said Hugh, laying his hand upon his head, and speaking in a lower voice. ‘I ask her pardon; and his.—Look here,’ he added roughly, in his former tone. ‘You see this lad?’

‘I took him from her on a whim, not considering the consequences,’ said Hugh, placing his hand on his head and speaking more softly. ‘I apologize to her; and to him as well. Look here,’ he continued brusquely, returning to his previous tone. ‘You see this kid?’

They murmured ‘Yes,’ and seemed to wonder why he asked.

They whispered ‘Yes,’ and looked puzzled about why he was asking.

‘That gentleman yonder—’ pointing to the clergyman—‘has often in the last few days spoken to me of faith, and strong belief. You see what I am—more brute than man, as I have been often told—but I had faith enough to believe, and did believe as strongly as any of you gentlemen can believe anything, that this one life would be spared. See what he is!—Look at him!’

‘That guy over there—’ pointing to the clergyman—‘has talked to me a lot in the past few days about faith and strong belief. You see what I am—more beast than human, as I've often been told—but I had enough faith to believe, and I believed as strongly as any of you gentlemen believe anything, that this one life would be saved. Look at him!’

Barnaby had moved towards the door, and stood beckoning him to follow.

Barnaby moved toward the door and stood there, waving for him to follow.

‘If this was not faith, and strong belief!’ cried Hugh, raising his right arm aloft, and looking upward like a savage prophet whom the near approach of Death had filled with inspiration, ‘where are they! What else should teach me—me, born as I was born, and reared as I have been reared—to hope for any mercy in this hardened, cruel, unrelenting place! Upon these human shambles, I, who never raised this hand in prayer till now, call down the wrath of God! On that black tree, of which I am the ripened fruit, I do invoke the curse of all its victims, past, and present, and to come. On the head of that man, who, in his conscience, owns me for his son, I leave the wish that he may never sicken on his bed of down, but die a violent death as I do now, and have the night-wind for his only mourner. To this I say, Amen, amen!’

“If this isn't faith and strong belief!” Hugh shouted, raising his right arm high and looking up like a primitive prophet inspired by the looming presence of Death. “Where are they? What else could teach me—me, with my background and upbringing—to hope for any mercy in this harsh, cruel, unforgiving place? Over these human ruins, I, who have never prayed until now, call down the wrath of God! On that dark tree, from which I am the ripe fruit, I invoke the curse of all its victims, past, present, and future. On the head of that man, who knows in his heart that I am his son, I wish that he may never fall ill on a soft bed but instead die a violent death like I am now, with only the night wind as his mourner. To this I say, Amen, amen!”

His arm fell downward by his side; he turned; and moved towards them with a steady step, the man he had been before.

His arm dropped to his side; he turned and walked toward them with a steady stride, just like the man he used to be.

‘There is nothing more?’ said the governor.

‘Is that all there is?’ said the governor.

Hugh motioned Barnaby not to come near him (though without looking in the direction where he stood) and answered, ‘There is nothing more.’

Hugh waved Barnaby away, not looking in his direction, and said, "There's nothing more."

‘Move forward!’

"Keep going!"

‘—Unless,’ said Hugh, glancing hurriedly back,—‘unless any person here has a fancy for a dog; and not then, unless he means to use him well. There’s one, belongs to me, at the house I came from, and it wouldn’t be easy to find a better. He’ll whine at first, but he’ll soon get over that.—You wonder that I think about a dog just now,’ he added, with a kind of laugh. ‘If any man deserved it of me half as well, I’d think of HIM.’

‘—Unless,’ Hugh said quickly, glancing back, ‘unless someone here wants a dog; and only if they’re going to take good care of him. I have one at my house, and it would be hard to find a better one. He might whine at first, but he'll get used to it. —You’re probably wondering why I’m thinking about a dog right now,’ he added with a slight laugh. ‘If any man deserved it as much as he does, I’d think about HIM.’

He spoke no more, but moved onward in his place, with a careless air, though listening at the same time to the Service for the Dead, with something between sullen attention, and quickened curiosity. As soon as he had passed the door, his miserable associate was carried out; and the crowd beheld the rest.

He didn’t say anything more, but moved forward casually, while also paying attention to the Service for the Dead, showing a mix of gloomy interest and heightened curiosity. As soon as he stepped through the door, his unfortunate companion was taken out, and the crowd watched the rest unfold.

Barnaby would have mounted the steps at the same time—indeed he would have gone before them, but in both attempts he was restrained, as he was to undergo the sentence elsewhere. In a few minutes the sheriffs reappeared, the same procession was again formed, and they passed through various rooms and passages to another door—that at which the cart was waiting. He held down his head to avoid seeing what he knew his eyes must otherwise encounter, and took his seat sorrowfully,—and yet with something of a childish pride and pleasure,—in the vehicle. The officers fell into their places at the sides, in front and in the rear; the sheriffs’ carriages rolled on; a guard of soldiers surrounded the whole; and they moved slowly forward through the throng and pressure toward Lord Mansfield’s ruined house.

Barnaby would have climbed the steps at the same time—actually, he would have gone ahead of them, but in both attempts, he was held back, as he was to face the sentence elsewhere. A few minutes later, the sheriffs came back, the same procession formed again, and they made their way through different rooms and corridors to another door—the one where the cart was waiting. He lowered his head to avoid seeing what he knew he would otherwise have to face and took his seat sadly—but with a hint of childish pride and pleasure—in the vehicle. The officers took their places at the sides, front, and back; the sheriffs’ carriages moved on; a guard of soldiers surrounded the entire scene; and they slowly made their way through the crowd and commotion toward Lord Mansfield’s ruined house.

It was a sad sight—all the show, and strength, and glitter, assembled round one helpless creature—and sadder yet to note, as he rode along, how his wandering thoughts found strange encouragement in the crowded windows and the concourse in the streets; and how, even then, he felt the influence of the bright sky, and looked up, smiling, into its deep unfathomable blue. But there had been many such sights since the riots were over—some so moving in their nature, and so repulsive too, that they were far more calculated to awaken pity for the sufferers, than respect for that law whose strong arm seemed in more than one case to be as wantonly stretched forth now that all was safe, as it had been basely paralysed in time of danger.

It was a heartbreaking sight—all the show, strength, and sparkle gathered around one helpless being—and even sadder to see, as he rode along, how his wandering thoughts found unexpected comfort in the bustling windows and the crowds in the streets; and how, even then, he felt the warmth of the bright sky and looked up, smiling, into its deep, endless blue. But there had been many such scenes since the riots were over—some so moving and so disturbing that they stirred more pity for the victims than respect for the law, whose strong arm seemed to be unfairly flexed now that it was safe, just as it had been shamefully paralyzed during the danger.

Two cripples—both mere boys—one with a leg of wood, one who dragged his twisted limbs along by the help of a crutch, were hanged in this same Bloomsbury Square. As the cart was about to glide from under them, it was observed that they stood with their faces from, not to, the house they had assisted to despoil; and their misery was protracted that this omission might be remedied. Another boy was hanged in Bow Street; other young lads in various quarters of the town. Four wretched women, too, were put to death. In a word, those who suffered as rioters were, for the most part, the weakest, meanest, and most miserable among them. It was a most exquisite satire upon the false religious cry which had led to so much misery, that some of these people owned themselves to be Catholics, and begged to be attended by their own priests.

Two disabled boys—one with a wooden leg and the other struggling to drag his twisted limbs with a crutch—were hanged in Bloomsbury Square. Just before the cart was about to move from beneath them, it was noticed that they were facing away from the house they had helped to rob, and their suffering was prolonged so this could be corrected. Another boy was hanged on Bow Street; other young boys were executed in different parts of the city. Four unfortunate women were also put to death. In short, most of those who were punished as rioters were the weakest, most desperate, and pitiful of the group. It was a sharp irony of the false religious outcry that caused so much suffering that some of these people identified as Catholics and requested to have their own priests by their sides.

One young man was hanged in Bishopsgate Street, whose aged grey-headed father waited for him at the gallows, kissed him at its foot when he arrived, and sat there, on the ground, till they took him down. They would have given him the body of his child; but he had no hearse, no coffin, nothing to remove it in, being too poor—and walked meekly away beside the cart that took it back to prison, trying, as he went, to touch its lifeless hand.

One young man was hanged in Bishopsgate Street, and his elderly, grey-haired father waited for him at the gallows. He kissed him at the foot of the gallows when he arrived and sat on the ground there until they took him down. They would have given him his child's body, but he had no hearse, no coffin, and nothing to carry it in, as he was too poor—and he walked quietly away next to the cart that took the body back to prison, trying as he walked to touch its lifeless hand.

But the crowd had forgotten these matters, or cared little about them if they lived in their memory: and while one great multitude fought and hustled to get near the gibbet before Newgate, for a parting look, another followed in the train of poor lost Barnaby, to swell the throng that waited for him on the spot.

But the crowd had moved on from these issues, or didn’t care much about them even if they lingered in their minds: while one large group pushed and shoved to get a last look at the gallows outside Newgate, another followed the procession of poor lost Barnaby, joining the crowd that waited for him at the location.





Chapter 78

On this same day, and about this very hour, Mr Willet the elder sat smoking his pipe in a chamber at the Black Lion. Although it was hot summer weather, Mr Willet sat close to the fire. He was in a state of profound cogitation, with his own thoughts, and it was his custom at such times to stew himself slowly, under the impression that that process of cookery was favourable to the melting out of his ideas, which, when he began to simmer, sometimes oozed forth so copiously as to astonish even himself.

On that same day, around the same time, Mr. Willet the elder was sitting in a room at the Black Lion, smoking his pipe. Even though it was a hot summer day, Mr. Willet stayed close to the fire. He was deep in thought, and during these moments, he liked to let his mind marinate, thinking that this process helped his ideas flow. When he started to think it through, his thoughts sometimes spilled out so abundantly that it surprised even him.

Mr Willet had been several thousand times comforted by his friends and acquaintance, with the assurance that for the loss he had sustained in the damage done to the Maypole, he could ‘come upon the county.’ But as this phrase happened to bear an unfortunate resemblance to the popular expression of ‘coming on the parish,’ it suggested to Mr Willet’s mind no more consolatory visions than pauperism on an extensive scale, and ruin in a capacious aspect. Consequently, he had never failed to receive the intelligence with a rueful shake of the head, or a dreary stare, and had been always observed to appear much more melancholy after a visit of condolence than at any other time in the whole four-and-twenty hours.

Mr. Willet had been comforted countless times by his friends and acquaintances, who assured him that for the damage he had suffered to the Maypole, he could “make a claim on the county.” But since this phrase sounded unfortunately similar to the common saying of “falling back on the parish,” it didn’t bring any reassuring thoughts to Mr. Willet’s mind, only grim ideas of widespread poverty and total ruin. As a result, he always reacted to the news with a sad shake of his head or a blank stare, and it was noted that he appeared much more depressed after a visit of sympathy than at any other time during the day.

It chanced, however, that sitting over the fire on this particular occasion—perhaps because he was, as it were, done to a turn; perhaps because he was in an unusually bright state of mind; perhaps because he had considered the subject so long; perhaps because of all these favouring circumstances, taken together—it chanced that, sitting over the fire on this particular occasion, Mr Willet did, afar off and in the remotest depths of his intellect, perceive a kind of lurking hint or faint suggestion, that out of the public purse there might issue funds for the restoration of the Maypole to its former high place among the taverns of the earth. And this dim ray of light did so diffuse itself within him, and did so kindle up and shine, that at last he had it as plainly and visibly before him as the blaze by which he sat; and, fully persuaded that he was the first to make the discovery, and that he had started, hunted down, fallen upon, and knocked on the head, a perfectly original idea which had never presented itself to any other man, alive or dead, he laid down his pipe, rubbed his hands, and chuckled audibly.

It just so happened that while sitting by the fire on this particular occasion—maybe because he was feeling just right; maybe because he was in an unusually good mood; maybe because he had thought about it for so long; or maybe it was all these favorable circumstances combined—Mr. Willet did, in the far reaches of his mind, catch a hint or a faint suggestion that there might be funds from the public budget to restore the Maypole to its former glory among the taverns of the world. This dim light really spread inside him and lit up his thoughts, until he could see it as clearly as the flames beside him; and, fully convinced that he was the first to discover this, that he had found, tracked down, and hit upon a completely original idea that had never occurred to anyone else, living or dead, he set down his pipe, rubbed his hands together, and chuckled out loud.

‘Why, father!’ cried Joe, entering at the moment, ‘you’re in spirits to-day!’

‘Why, Dad!’ shouted Joe, walking in at that moment, ‘you’re in a good mood today!’

‘It’s nothing partickler,’ said Mr Willet, chuckling again. ‘It’s nothing at all partickler, Joseph. Tell me something about the Salwanners.’ Having preferred this request, Mr Willet chuckled a third time, and after these unusual demonstrations of levity, he put his pipe in his mouth again.

“It’s nothing special,” said Mr. Willet, chuckling again. “It’s really nothing at all, Joseph. Tell me something about the Salwanners.” After making this request, Mr. Willet chuckled a third time, and following these unusual shows of humor, he put his pipe back in his mouth.

‘What shall I tell you, father?’ asked Joe, laying his hand upon his sire’s shoulder, and looking down into his face. ‘That I have come back, poorer than a church mouse? You know that. That I have come back, maimed and crippled? You know that.’

‘What should I say to you, dad?’ asked Joe, placing his hand on his father’s shoulder and looking into his face. ‘That I’ve returned, poorer than a church mouse? You know that. That I’ve come back, injured and disabled? You know that.’

‘It was took off,’ muttered Mr Willet, with his eyes upon the fire, ‘at the defence of the Salwanners, in America, where the war is.’

‘It was taken down,’ muttered Mr. Willet, staring at the fire, ‘at the defense of the Salwanners, in America, where the war is.’

‘Quite right,’ returned Joe, smiling, and leaning with his remaining elbow on the back of his father’s chair; ‘the very subject I came to speak to you about. A man with one arm, father, is not of much use in the busy world.’

“Exactly,” Joe replied with a smile, leaning his other elbow on the back of his father’s chair. “That’s exactly what I wanted to talk to you about. A man with one arm, Dad, isn't very useful in a busy world.”

This was one of those vast propositions which Mr Willet had never considered for an instant, and required time to ‘tackle.’ Wherefore he made no answer.

This was one of those big ideas that Mr. Willet had never thought about for a second and needed time to handle. So, he didn’t respond.

‘At all events,’ said Joe, ‘he can’t pick and choose his means of earning a livelihood, as another man may. He can’t say “I will turn my hand to this,” or “I won’t turn my hand to that,” but must take what he can do, and be thankful it’s no worse.—What did you say?’

“At any rate,” said Joe, “he can't be picky about how he makes a living like someone else can. He can't say, ‘I’ll do this,’ or ‘I won’t do that’; he has to take whatever he can get and be grateful it's not worse. —What did you say?”

Mr Willet had been softly repeating to himself, in a musing tone, the words ‘defence of the Salwanners:’ but he seemed embarrassed at having been overheard, and answered ‘Nothing.’

Mr. Willet had been quietly muttering to himself, in a contemplative tone, the words "defense of the Salwanners:" but he looked caught off guard for being overheard, and replied, "Nothing."

‘Now look here, father.—Mr Edward has come to England from the West Indies. When he was lost sight of (I ran away on the same day, father), he made a voyage to one of the islands, where a school-friend of his had settled; and, finding him, wasn’t too proud to be employed on his estate, and—and in short, got on well, and is prospering, and has come over here on business of his own, and is going back again speedily. Our returning nearly at the same time, and meeting in the course of the late troubles, has been a good thing every way; for it has not only enabled us to do old friends some service, but has opened a path in life for me which I may tread without being a burden upon you. To be plain, father, he can employ me; I have satisfied myself that I can be of real use to him; and I am going to carry my one arm away with him, and to make the most of it.’

"Now listen, Dad.—Mr. Edward has come to England from the West Indies. When he disappeared (I ran away on the same day, Dad), he took a trip to one of the islands where a school friend of his had settled; and when he found him, he wasn't too proud to work on his estate, and—in short, he did well and is thriving, and he’s here on his own business and will be heading back soon. Our timing coinciding and running into each other during the recent troubles has actually worked out well; it has allowed us to help some old friends and has opened up a new path for me that I can follow without being a burden to you. To be honest, Dad, he can hire me; I’ve figured out that I can really help him; and I’m going to take my one arm and go with him to make the most of it."

In the mind’s eye of Mr Willet, the West Indies, and indeed all foreign countries, were inhabited by savage nations, who were perpetually burying pipes of peace, flourishing tomahawks, and puncturing strange patterns in their bodies. He no sooner heard this announcement, therefore, than he leaned back in his chair, took his pipe from his lips, and stared at his son with as much dismay as if he already beheld him tied to a stake, and tortured for the entertainment of a lively population. In what form of expression his feelings would have found a vent, it is impossible to say. Nor is it necessary: for, before a syllable occurred to him, Dolly Varden came running into the room, in tears, threw herself on Joe’s breast without a word of explanation, and clasped her white arms round his neck.

In Mr. Willet's mind, the West Indies and all foreign countries were filled with savage nations constantly burying peace pipes, waving tomahawks, and carving strange patterns into their skin. So, as soon as he heard this news, he leaned back in his chair, took his pipe out of his mouth, and looked at his son with as much horror as if he already saw him tied to a stake, being tortured for the amusement of a lively crowd. It’s impossible to say how he would have expressed his feelings. Nor is it necessary: before any words came to him, Dolly Varden burst into the room, crying, jumped onto Joe’s chest without a word, and wrapped her white arms around his neck.

‘Dolly!’ cried Joe. ‘Dolly!’

“Dolly!” shouted Joe. “Dolly!”

‘Ay, call me that; call me that always,’ exclaimed the locksmith’s little daughter; ‘never speak coldly to me, never be distant, never again reprove me for the follies I have long repented, or I shall die, Joe.’

‘Yeah, call me that; call me that all the time,’ exclaimed the locksmith’s little daughter; ‘never speak coldly to me, never be distant, never again scold me for the mistakes I’ve long regretted, or I’ll die, Joe.’

‘I reprove you!’ said Joe.

"I scold you!" said Joe.

‘Yes—for every kind and honest word you uttered, went to my heart. For you, who have borne so much from me—for you, who owe your sufferings and pain to my caprice—for you to be so kind—so noble to me, Joe—’

‘Yes—for every kind and honest word you said, touched my heart. For you, who have endured so much from me—for you, who owe your suffering and pain to my whims—for you to be so kind—so noble to me, Joe—’

He could say nothing to her. Not a syllable. There was an odd sort of eloquence in his one arm, which had crept round her waist: but his lips were mute.

He couldn’t say anything to her. Not a word. There was a strange kind of eloquence in his one arm, which had wrapped around her waist: but his lips stayed silent.

‘If you had reminded me by a word—only by one short word,’ sobbed Dolly, clinging yet closer to him, ‘how little I deserved that you should treat me with so much forbearance; if you had exulted only for one moment in your triumph, I could have borne it better.’

‘If you had just reminded me with a single word—just one short word,’ sobbed Dolly, clinging even closer to him, ‘I would have realized how little I deserved your kindness; if you had celebrated even for a moment in your victory, I could have handled it better.’

‘Triumph!’ repeated Joe, with a smile which seemed to say, ‘I am a pretty figure for that.’

‘Triumph!’ Joe said again, with a smile that seemed to say, ‘Look at me, I’m quite a sight for that.’

‘Yes, triumph,’ she cried, with her whole heart and soul in her earnest voice, and gushing tears; ‘for it is one. I am glad to think and know it is. I wouldn’t be less humbled, dear—I wouldn’t be without the recollection of that last time we spoke together in this place—no, not if I could recall the past, and make our parting, yesterday.’

‘Yes, victory,’ she exclaimed, with all her heart and soul in her sincere voice, along with flowing tears; ‘because it is one. I’m happy to think and know it is. I wouldn’t want to feel any less humbled, my dear—I wouldn’t want to forget that last time we talked in this place—no, not even if I could go back and change our goodbye from yesterday.’

Did ever lover look as Joe looked now!

Did any lover ever look as Joe did right now!

‘Dear Joe,’ said Dolly, ‘I always loved you—in my own heart I always did, although I was so vain and giddy. I hoped you would come back that night. I made quite sure you would. I prayed for it on my knees. Through all these long, long years, I have never once forgotten you, or left off hoping that this happy time might come.’

‘Dear Joe,’ said Dolly, ‘I’ve always loved you—in my heart, I always have, even though I was so vain and silly. I hoped you would come back that night. I was sure you would. I prayed for it on my knees. Through all these long, long years, I’ve never once forgotten you or stopped hoping that this happy time would come.’

The eloquence of Joe’s arm surpassed the most impassioned language; and so did that of his lips—yet he said nothing, either.

Joe’s arm spoke more eloquently than the most passionate words; and his lips did the same—but he didn’t say anything either.

‘And now, at last,’ cried Dolly, trembling with the fervour of her speech, ‘if you were sick, and shattered in your every limb; if you were ailing, weak, and sorrowful; if, instead of being what you are, you were in everybody’s eyes but mine the wreck and ruin of a man; I would be your wife, dear love, with greater pride and joy, than if you were the stateliest lord in England!’

‘And now, at last,’ cried Dolly, shaking with the intensity of her words, ‘if you were sick and broken in every part; if you were ill, weak, and sad; if, instead of being who you are, you were seen by everyone but me as a complete mess; I would still be your wife, dear love, with more pride and joy than if you were the wealthiest lord in England!’

‘What have I done,’ cried Joe, ‘what have I done to meet with this reward?’

‘What have I done,’ cried Joe, ‘what have I done to deserve this reward?’

‘You have taught me,’ said Dolly, raising her pretty face to his, ‘to know myself, and your worth; to be something better than I was; to be more deserving of your true and manly nature. In years to come, dear Joe, you shall find that you have done so; for I will be, not only now, when we are young and full of hope, but when we have grown old and weary, your patient, gentle, never-tiring wife. I will never know a wish or care beyond our home and you, and I will always study how to please you with my best affection and my most devoted love. I will: indeed I will!’

“You’ve taught me,” said Dolly, looking up at him with her beautiful face, “to understand myself and to appreciate your value; to become better than I was; to be more worthy of your true and strong nature. In the years ahead, dear Joe, you’ll see that I’ve done this; for I will be, not just now, while we’re young and full of hope, but also when we’re old and tired, your patient, kind, never-ending wife. I won’t have any wishes or concerns beyond our home and you, and I will always try to make you happy with my deepest affection and my most devoted love. I will: I really will!”

Joe could only repeat his former eloquence—but it was very much to the purpose.

Joe could only echo his previous eloquence—but it was very relevant.

‘They know of this, at home,’ said Dolly. ‘For your sake, I would leave even them; but they know it, and are glad of it, and are as proud of you as I am, and as full of gratitude.—You’ll not come and see me as a poor friend who knew me when I was a girl, will you, dear Joe?’

‘They know about this at home,’ said Dolly. ‘For your sake, I would even leave them; but they know it, and they’re happy about it, and they’re as proud of you as I am, and as grateful. —You won’t come to see me as just a poor friend who knew me when I was a girl, will you, dear Joe?’

Well, well! It don’t matter what Joe said in answer, but he said a great deal; and Dolly said a great deal too: and he folded Dolly in his one arm pretty tight, considering that it was but one; and Dolly made no resistance: and if ever two people were happy in this world—which is not an utterly miserable one, with all its faults—we may, with some appearance of certainty, conclude that they were.

Well, well! It doesn’t really matter what Joe said in response, but he talked a lot; and Dolly talked a lot too: he wrapped Dolly in his one arm pretty tightly, especially since it was just one; and Dolly didn’t resist: and if any two people were happy in this world—which isn’t completely miserable, despite all its flaws—we can, with some confidence, say that they were.

To say that during these proceedings Mr Willet the elder underwent the greatest emotions of astonishment of which our common nature is susceptible—to say that he was in a perfect paralysis of surprise, and that he wandered into the most stupendous and theretofore unattainable heights of complicated amazement—would be to shadow forth his state of mind in the feeblest and lamest terms. If a roc, an eagle, a griffin, a flying elephant, a winged sea-horse, had suddenly appeared, and, taking him on its back, carried him bodily into the heart of the ‘Salwanners,’ it would have been to him as an everyday occurrence, in comparison with what he now beheld. To be sitting quietly by, seeing and hearing these things; to be completely overlooked, unnoticed, and disregarded, while his son and a young lady were talking to each other in the most impassioned manner, kissing each other, and making themselves in all respects perfectly at home; was a position so tremendous, so inexplicable, so utterly beyond the widest range of his capacity of comprehension, that he fell into a lethargy of wonder, and could no more rouse himself than an enchanted sleeper in the first year of his fairy lease, a century long.

To say that during this whole situation Mr. Willet the elder experienced the most overwhelming emotions of shock that a person can feel—saying he was completely paralyzed by surprise and that he wandered into heights of complicated amazement never seen before—would hardly capture his mental state. If a roc, an eagle, a griffin, a flying elephant, or a winged sea-horse had suddenly appeared and carried him away to the heart of the ‘Salwanners,’ it would have seemed like an ordinary event compared to what he was witnessing now. Sitting there quietly while all this was happening; being completely ignored as his son and a young lady chatted passionately, kissed, and made themselves feel completely at home was a situation so overwhelming, so baffling, and so utterly beyond his understanding that he fell into a deep state of wonder, unable to wake from it like an enchanted sleeper under a century-long fairy spell.

‘Father,’ said Joe, presenting Dolly. ‘You know who this is?’

‘Dad,’ said Joe, introducing Dolly. ‘Do you know who this is?’

Mr Willet looked first at her, then at his son, then back again at Dolly, and then made an ineffectual effort to extract a whiff from his pipe, which had gone out long ago.

Mr. Willet glanced at her, then at his son, then back at Dolly, and then tried unsuccessfully to get a puff from his pipe, which had gone out a long time ago.

‘Say a word, father, if it’s only “how d’ye do,”’ urged Joe.

"Say something, Dad, even if it's just 'how's it going,'" Joe urged.

‘Certainly, Joseph,’ answered Mr Willet. ‘Oh yes! Why not?’

‘Sure, Joseph,’ replied Mr. Willet. ‘Oh yes! Why not?’

‘To be sure,’ said Joe. ‘Why not?’

‘Of course,’ Joe said. ‘Why not?’

‘Ah!’ replied his father. ‘Why not?’ and with this remark, which he uttered in a low voice as though he were discussing some grave question with himself, he used the little finger—if any of his fingers can be said to have come under that denomination—of his right hand as a tobacco-stopper, and was silent again.

‘Ah!’ replied his father. ‘Why not?’ With this comment, which he said in a quiet voice as if he were pondering a serious question, he used the little finger—if any of his fingers could be described that way—of his right hand as a tobacco-stopper, and fell silent again.

And so he sat for half an hour at least, although Dolly, in the most endearing of manners, hoped, a dozen times, that he was not angry with her. So he sat for half an hour, quite motionless, and looking all the while like nothing so much as a great Dutch Pin or Skittle. At the expiration of that period, he suddenly, and without the least notice, burst (to the great consternation of the young people) into a very loud and very short laugh; and repeating, ‘Certainly, Joseph. Oh yes! Why not?’ went out for a walk.

And so he sat for at least half an hour, while Dolly, in the sweetest way, asked a dozen times if he was angry with her. He remained still for that half hour, looking a lot like a big Dutch pin or bowling pin. After that time, he suddenly, without any warning, burst out (to the great surprise of the young people) into a loud and very brief laugh; and repeating, ‘Sure, Joseph. Oh yes! Why not?’ he went out for a walk.





Chapter 79

Old John did not walk near the Golden Key, for between the Golden Key and the Black Lion there lay a wilderness of streets—as everybody knows who is acquainted with the relative bearings of Clerkenwell and Whitechapel—and he was by no means famous for pedestrian exercises. But the Golden Key lies in our way, though it was out of his; so to the Golden Key this chapter goes.

Old John didn’t walk near the Golden Key, because there was a maze of streets between the Golden Key and the Black Lion—as anyone familiar with the layout of Clerkenwell and Whitechapel knows—and he wasn’t exactly known for his walking skills. But the Golden Key is on our path, even though it wasn’t on his; so this chapter goes to the Golden Key.

The Golden Key itself, fair emblem of the locksmith’s trade, had been pulled down by the rioters, and roughly trampled under foot. But, now, it was hoisted up again in all the glory of a new coat of paint, and showed more bravely even than in days of yore. Indeed the whole house-front was spruce and trim, and so freshened up throughout, that if there yet remained at large any of the rioters who had been concerned in the attack upon it, the sight of the old, goodly, prosperous dwelling, so revived, must have been to them as gall and wormwood.

The Golden Key, a true symbol of the locksmith’s craft, had been torn down by rioters and stomped on. But now, it was raised again, shining in a new coat of paint, looking even better than before. In fact, the entire front of the house was neat and well-kept, so refreshed that if any of the rioters who attacked it were still around, seeing the old, beautiful, thriving home restored would have felt like a bitter pill to swallow.

The shutters of the shop were closed, however, and the window-blinds above were all pulled down, and in place of its usual cheerful appearance, the house had a look of sadness and an air of mourning; which the neighbours, who in old days had often seen poor Barnaby go in and out, were at no loss to understand. The door stood partly open; but the locksmith’s hammer was unheard; the cat sat moping on the ashy forge; all was deserted, dark, and silent.

The shop's shutters were closed, and the blinds above were all drawn down. Instead of its usual cheerful look, the house had a sad and mournful vibe, which the neighbors, who used to often see poor Barnaby coming and going, easily recognized. The door was partly open, but the locksmith’s hammer was silent; the cat sat sulking on the cold, ashy forge. Everything felt deserted, dark, and quiet.

On the threshold of this door, Mr Haredale and Edward Chester met. The younger man gave place; and both passing in with a familiar air, which seemed to denote that they were tarrying there, or were well-accustomed to go to and fro unquestioned, shut it behind them.

On the threshold of this door, Mr. Haredale and Edward Chester met. The younger man stepped aside, and both entered with an easy familiarity, as if they were either just hanging out there or were used to coming and going without any questions. They shut the door behind them.

Entering the old back-parlour, and ascending the flight of stairs, abrupt and steep, and quaintly fashioned as of old, they turned into the best room; the pride of Mrs Varden’s heart, and erst the scene of Miggs’s household labours.

Entering the old back room and climbing the sudden, steep stairs, which were strangely designed like they used to be, they walked into the best room; the pride of Mrs. Varden’s heart, and once the place where Miggs did her household work.

‘Varden brought the mother here last evening, he told me?’ said Mr Haredale.

“Varden brought the mother here last night, he told me?” said Mr. Haredale.

‘She is above-stairs now—in the room over here,’ Edward rejoined. ‘Her grief, they say, is past all telling. I needn’t add—for that you know beforehand, sir—that the care, humanity, and sympathy of these good people have no bounds.’

‘She’s upstairs right now—in the room over here,’ Edward replied. ‘They say her grief is beyond words. I don’t need to add—since you already know, sir—that the kindness, compassion, and understanding of these good people are limitless.’

‘I am sure of that. Heaven repay them for it, and for much more! Varden is out?’

‘I’m sure of that. May heaven reward them for it, and for much more! Is Varden out?’

‘He returned with your messenger, who arrived almost at the moment of his coming home himself. He was out the whole night—but that of course you know. He was with you the greater part of it?’

‘He came back with your messenger, who showed up just as he was getting home. He was out all night—but you already know that. He spent most of it with you?’

‘He was. Without him, I should have lacked my right hand. He is an older man than I; but nothing can conquer him.’

‘He was. Without him, I would have been missing my right hand. He’s older than I am, but nothing can bring him down.’

‘The cheeriest, stoutest-hearted fellow in the world.’

'The happiest, kindest person in the world.'

‘He has a right to be. He has a right to he. A better creature never lived. He reaps what he has sown—no more.’

‘He has a right to be. He has a right to his existence. A better person never lived. He reaps what he has sown—no more.’

‘It is not all men,’ said Edward, after a moment’s hesitation, ‘who have the happiness to do that.’

"It’s not all men," Edward said after a brief pause, "who are lucky enough to do that."

‘More than you imagine,’ returned Mr Haredale. ‘We note the harvest more than the seed-time. You do so in me.’

‘More than you think,’ replied Mr. Haredale. ‘We pay more attention to the harvest than the planting. You do the same with me.’

In truth his pale and haggard face, and gloomy bearing, had so far influenced the remark, that Edward was, for the moment, at a loss to answer him.

In reality, his pale and tired face, along with his somber demeanor, had affected the comment to such an extent that Edward was momentarily unsure how to respond.

‘Tut, tut,’ said Mr Haredale, ‘’twas not very difficult to read a thought so natural. But you are mistaken nevertheless. I have had my share of sorrows—more than the common lot, perhaps, but I have borne them ill. I have broken where I should have bent; and have mused and brooded, when my spirit should have mixed with all God’s great creation. The men who learn endurance, are they who call the whole world, brother. I have turned FROM the world, and I pay the penalty.’

‘Tut, tut,’ said Mr. Haredale, ‘it wasn’t hard to see a thought like that. But you're mistaken. I've had my share of sorrows—maybe more than most, but I haven’t handled them well. I’ve cracked when I should have been flexible; I’ve spent too much time overthinking when I should have embraced all of God’s creation. The people who truly learn endurance are those who see the whole world as family. I have turned AWAY from the world, and I’m paying the price.’

Edward would have interposed, but he went on without giving him time.

Edward wanted to speak up, but he continued without giving him a chance.

‘It is too late to evade it now. I sometimes think, that if I had to live my life once more, I might amend this fault—not so much, I discover when I search my mind, for the love of what is right, as for my own sake. But even when I make these better resolutions, I instinctively recoil from the idea of suffering again what I have undergone; and in this circumstance I find the unwelcome assurance that I should still be the same man, though I could cancel the past, and begin anew, with its experience to guide me.’

‘It’s too late to avoid it now. I sometimes think that if I had to live my life all over again, I might fix this mistake—not so much because of a genuine love for what’s right, but for my own benefit. Yet, even when I make these better intentions, I instinctively shy away from the idea of going through the pain I’ve experienced; and in this realization, I find the uncomfortable truth that I would still be the same person, even if I could erase the past and start fresh with that experience to guide me.’

‘Nay, you make too sure of that,’ said Edward.

"Nah, you're too sure about that," Edward said.

‘You think so,’ Mr Haredale answered, ‘and I am glad you do. I know myself better, and therefore distrust myself more. Let us leave this subject for another—not so far removed from it as it might, at first sight, seem to be. Sir, you still love my niece, and she is still attached to you.’

‘You think so,’ Mr. Haredale replied, ‘and I’m glad you do. I know myself better, which is why I trust myself less. Let’s save this topic for another time—not as unrelated as it might seem at first. Sir, you still love my niece, and she still cares about you.’

‘I have that assurance from her own lips,’ said Edward, ‘and you know—I am sure you know—that I would not exchange it for any blessing life could yield me.’

"I have that assurance from her own lips," Edward said. "And you know—I’m sure you know—that I wouldn't trade it for any blessing life could offer me."

‘You are frank, honourable, and disinterested,’ said Mr Haredale; ‘you have forced the conviction that you are so, even on my once-jaundiced mind, and I believe you. Wait here till I come back.’

‘You’re honest, honorable, and selfless,’ said Mr. Haredale; ‘you’ve made me see that you truly are, even with my previous doubts, and I believe you. Wait here until I return.’

He left the room as he spoke; but soon returned with his niece. ‘On that first and only time,’ he said, looking from the one to the other, ‘when we three stood together under her father’s roof, I told you to quit it, and charged you never to return.’

He left the room as he was talking but soon came back with his niece. ‘That first and only time,’ he said, looking from one to the other, ‘when the three of us stood together under her father’s roof, I told you to stop, and I made it clear you were never to come back.’

‘It is the only circumstance arising out of our love,’ observed Edward, ‘that I have forgotten.’

“It’s the only thing that has come from our love,” Edward noted, “that I’ve forgotten.”

‘You own a name,’ said Mr Haredale, ‘I had deep reason to remember. I was moved and goaded by recollections of personal wrong and injury, I know, but, even now I cannot charge myself with having, then, or ever, lost sight of a heartfelt desire for her true happiness; or with having acted—however much I was mistaken—with any other impulse than the one pure, single, earnest wish to be to her, as far as in my inferior nature lay, the father she had lost.’

‘You have a name,’ Mr. Haredale said, ‘and I had strong reasons to remember it. I was driven by memories of personal wrong and injury, I know, but even now I can’t blame myself for ever losing sight of my genuine desire for her true happiness; or for acting—no matter how misguided I was—with any other motivation than the one pure, single, sincere wish to be to her, as much as my flawed nature allowed, the father she had lost.’

‘Dear uncle,’ cried Emma, ‘I have known no parent but you. I have loved the memory of others, but I have loved you all my life. Never was father kinder to his child than you have been to me, without the interval of one harsh hour, since I can first remember.’

‘Dear uncle,’ cried Emma, ‘you are the only parent I’ve ever known. I’ve cherished the memory of others, but I’ve loved you my whole life. No father has ever been kinder to his child than you have been to me, without even one harsh moment, since I can remember.’

‘You speak too fondly,’ he answered, ‘and yet I cannot wish you were less partial; for I have a pleasure in hearing those words, and shall have in calling them to mind when we are far asunder, which nothing else could give me. Bear with me for a moment longer, Edward, for she and I have been together many years; and although I believe that in resigning her to you I put the seal upon her future happiness, I find it needs an effort.’

‘You’re too kind,’ he replied, ‘and yet I can’t wish you were any less supportive; I take pleasure in hearing those words, and I’ll cherish them when we’re far apart, something nothing else could give me. Please bear with me for just a moment longer, Edward, because she and I have been together for many years; and even though I believe that by letting her go to you I’m ensuring her future happiness, it still takes some effort.’

He pressed her tenderly to his bosom, and after a minute’s pause, resumed:

He held her gently against him, and after a moment’s pause, continued:

‘I have done you wrong, sir, and I ask your forgiveness—in no common phrase, or show of sorrow; but with earnestness and sincerity. In the same spirit, I acknowledge to you both that the time has been when I connived at treachery and falsehood—which if I did not perpetrate myself, I still permitted—to rend you two asunder.’

‘I have wronged you, sir, and I ask for your forgiveness—not with empty words or fake sorrow, but with genuine earnestness. In that same spirit, I want to openly admit that there was a time when I turned a blind eye to betrayal and lies—which, even if I didn’t carry out myself, I still allowed—to tear you both apart.’

‘You judge yourself too harshly,’ said Edward. ‘Let these things rest.’

‘You’re too hard on yourself,’ said Edward. ‘Just let it go.’

‘They rise in judgment against me when I look back, and not now for the first time,’ he answered. ‘I cannot part from you without your full forgiveness; for busy life and I have little left in common now, and I have regrets enough to carry into solitude, without addition to the stock.’

‘They judge me when I reflect on the past, and this isn’t the first time,’ he replied. ‘I can’t leave you without your complete forgiveness; life has become so busy, and we no longer have much in common, and I already have enough regrets to face in solitude, without adding to them.’

‘You bear a blessing from us both,’ said Emma. ‘Never mingle thoughts of me—of me who owe you so much love and duty—with anything but undying affection and gratitude for the past, and bright hopes for the future.’

‘You carry a blessing from both of us,’ said Emma. ‘Never mix your thoughts of me—of me who owes you so much love and loyalty—with anything other than everlasting affection and gratitude for the past, and hopeful dreams for the future.’

‘The future,’ returned her uncle, with a melancholy smile, ‘is a bright word for you, and its image should be wreathed with cheerful hopes. Mine is of another kind, but it will be one of peace, and free, I trust, from care or passion. When you quit England I shall leave it too. There are cloisters abroad; and now that the two great objects of my life are set at rest, I know no better home. You droop at that, forgetting that I am growing old, and that my course is nearly run. Well, we will speak of it again—not once or twice, but many times; and you shall give me cheerful counsel, Emma.’

"The future," her uncle replied with a wistful smile, "is a hopeful word for you, and it should be filled with positive expectations. Mine is a different story, but I hope it will be one of peace, free from worry or deep feelings. When you leave England, I will leave it too. There are places abroad where I can find solace; now that the two main goals of my life are accomplished, I can't imagine a better home. You seem sad about that, forgetting that I'm getting older and my time is almost up. Well, we’ll talk about it again—not just once or twice, but many times; and you’ll give me some cheerful advice, Emma."

‘And you will take it?’ asked his niece.

‘Are you going to take it?’ his niece asked.

‘I’ll listen to it,’ he answered, with a kiss, ‘and it will have its weight, be certain. What have I left to say? You have, of late, been much together. It is better and more fitting that the circumstances attendant on the past, which wrought your separation, and sowed between you suspicion and distrust, should not be entered on by me.’

‘I’ll listen to it,’ he replied, giving a kiss, ‘and it will matter, you can be sure of that. What more is there for me to say? You have spent a lot of time together lately. It's better and more appropriate that I don’t bring up the past, which caused your separation and created suspicion and distrust between you.’

‘Much, much better,’ whispered Emma.

"Way better," whispered Emma.

‘I avow my share in them,’ said Mr Haredale, ‘though I held it, at the time, in detestation. Let no man turn aside, ever so slightly, from the broad path of honour, on the plausible pretence that he is justified by the goodness of his end. All good ends can be worked out by good means. Those that cannot, are bad; and may be counted so at once, and left alone.’

"I admit my part in them," Mr. Haredale said, "even though I despised it at the time. No one should ever stray from the clear path of honor, even a little, under the misguided belief that their good intentions justify it. All good outcomes can be achieved through good methods. Those that can't are bad and should be recognized as such and left behind."

He looked from her to Edward, and said in a gentler tone:

He looked from her to Edward and said in a softer tone:

‘In goods and fortune you are now nearly equal. I have been her faithful steward, and to that remnant of a richer property which my brother left her, I desire to add, in token of my love, a poor pittance, scarcely worth the mention, for which I have no longer any need. I am glad you go abroad. Let our ill-fated house remain the ruin it is. When you return, after a few thriving years, you will command a better, and a more fortunate one. We are friends?’

‘In possessions and wealth, you are nearly equal now. I’ve been her loyal steward, and to the little that my brother left her, I want to add, as a sign of my love, a small contribution, hardly worth mentioning, which I no longer need. I'm glad you’re going abroad. Let our unfortunate home stay in ruins. When you return after a few prosperous years, you’ll be in charge of a better and luckier one. We’re friends?’

Edward took his extended hand, and grasped it heartily.

Edward took his outstretched hand and shook it warmly.

‘You are neither slow nor cold in your response,’ said Mr Haredale, doing the like by him, ‘and when I look upon you now, and know you, I feel that I would choose you for her husband. Her father had a generous nature, and you would have pleased him well. I give her to you in his name, and with his blessing. If the world and I part in this act, we part on happier terms than we have lived for many a day.’

‘You are neither hesitant nor indifferent in your response,’ said Mr. Haredale, mirroring his sentiment, ‘and when I see you now and understand you, I feel that I would choose you to be her husband. Her father had a kind heart, and you would have made him proud. I give her to you in his name, and with his blessing. If the world and I part in this moment, we part on better terms than we have experienced for many days.’

He placed her in his arms, and would have left the room, but that he was stopped in his passage to the door by a great noise at a distance, which made them start and pause.

He lifted her into his arms and would have left the room, but he was interrupted on his way to the door by a loud noise in the distance that made them both jump and hesitate.

It was a loud shouting, mingled with boisterous acclamations, that rent the very air. It drew nearer and nearer every moment, and approached so rapidly, that, even while they listened, it burst into a deafening confusion of sounds at the street corner.

It was a loud shout mixed with cheers that filled the air. It got closer and closer every moment, and approached so quickly that, even as they listened, it erupted into a deafening chaos of sounds at the street corner.

‘This must be stopped—quieted,’ said Mr Haredale, hastily. ‘We should have foreseen this, and provided against it. I will go out to them at once.’

‘This has to be stopped—calmed down,’ Mr. Haredale said quickly. ‘We should have seen this coming and prepared for it. I’ll go out to them right away.’

But, before he could reach the door, and before Edward could catch up his hat and follow him, they were again arrested by a loud shriek from above-stairs: and the locksmith’s wife, bursting in, and fairly running into Mr Haredale’s arms, cried out:

But before he could get to the door, and before Edward could grab his hat and follow him, they were interrupted again by a loud scream from upstairs. The locksmith’s wife burst in and almost ran into Mr. Haredale’s arms, exclaiming:

‘She knows it all, dear sir!—she knows it all! We broke it out to her by degrees, and she is quite prepared.’ Having made this communication, and furthermore thanked Heaven with great fervour and heartiness, the good lady, according to the custom of matrons, on all occasions of excitement, fainted away directly.

‘She knows everything, sir!—she knows everything! We told her bit by bit, and she’s totally ready for it.’ After sharing this news and sincerely thanking Heaven with great enthusiasm, the good lady, following the tradition of women in moments of excitement, fainted right away.

They ran to the window, drew up the sash, and looked into the crowded street. Among a dense mob of persons, of whom not one was for an instant still, the locksmith’s ruddy face and burly form could be descried, beating about as though he was struggling with a rough sea. Now, he was carried back a score of yards, now onward nearly to the door, now back again, now forced against the opposite houses, now against those adjoining his own: now carried up a flight of steps, and greeted by the outstretched hands of half a hundred men, while the whole tumultuous concourse stretched their throats, and cheered with all their might. Though he was really in a fair way to be torn to pieces in the general enthusiasm, the locksmith, nothing discomposed, echoed their shouts till he was as hoarse as they, and in a glow of joy and right good-humour, waved his hat until the daylight shone between its brim and crown.

They ran to the window, pulled up the sash, and looked out into the crowded street. In a dense mob of people, none of whom stood still for even a moment, they could spot the locksmith’s red face and sturdy build, moving around as if he were battling through a rough sea. One moment he was pushed back a short distance, the next, he was nearly at the door, then pushed back again, forced against the opposite buildings, and then against those next to his own. He was lifted up a flight of steps and welcomed by the outstretched hands of dozens of men, while the whole chaotic crowd cheered and shouted at the top of their lungs. Even though he was in real danger of being overwhelmed by the frenzied excitement, the locksmith, completely unfazed, returned their cheers until he was as hoarse as they were, and in a burst of joy and good cheer, waved his hat until the sunlight shone through the gap between its brim and crown.

But in all the bandyings from hand to hand, and strivings to and fro, and sweepings here and there, which—saving that he looked more jolly and more radiant after every struggle—troubled his peace of mind no more than if he had been a straw upon the water’s surface, he never once released his firm grasp of an arm, drawn tight through his. He sometimes turned to clap this friend upon the back, or whisper in his ear a word of staunch encouragement, or cheer him with a smile; but his great care was to shield him from the pressure, and force a passage for him to the Golden Key. Passive and timid, scared, pale, and wondering, and gazing at the throng as if he were newly risen from the dead, and felt himself a ghost among the living, Barnaby—not Barnaby in the spirit, but in flesh and blood, with pulses, sinews, nerves, and beating heart, and strong affections—clung to his stout old friend, and followed where he led.

But amid all the passing between hands, the pushing and pulling, and the shoving here and there—which, aside from him looking more cheerful and vibrant after each struggle—disturbed his peace of mind no more than if he were just a straw on the water’s surface, he never let go of the tight grip on his friend’s arm. He sometimes turned to pat his friend on the back, whisper a word of unwavering encouragement, or cheer him with a smile; but his main focus was to shield him from the crowd’s pressure and create a path to the Golden Key. Passive and timid, scared, pale, and amazed, gazing at the crowd as if he had just come back to life and felt like a ghost among the living, Barnaby—not just Barnaby in spirit, but in flesh and blood, with veins, muscles, nerves, and a beating heart, along with deep emotions—held tightly to his strong old friend and followed wherever he led.

And thus, in course of time, they reached the door, held ready for their entrance by no unwilling hands. Then slipping in, and shutting out the crowd by main force, Gabriel stood between Mr Haredale and Edward Chester, and Barnaby, rushing up the stairs, fell upon his knees beside his mother’s bed.

And so, eventually, they reached the door, which was held open for them by more than willing hands. Once inside, and after forcefully shutting out the crowd, Gabriel stood between Mr. Haredale and Edward Chester, while Barnaby rushed up the stairs and dropped to his knees beside his mother’s bed.

‘Such is the blessed end, sir,’ cried the panting locksmith, to Mr Haredale, ‘of the best day’s work we ever did. The rogues! it’s been hard fighting to get away from ‘em. I almost thought, once or twice, they’d have been too much for us with their kindness!’

‘That’s the great outcome, sir,’ exclaimed the out-of-breath locksmith to Mr. Haredale, ‘of the best day’s work we’ve ever done. Those crooks! It’s been tough to escape from them. I honestly thought, a couple of times, they might have overwhelmed us with their friendliness!’

They had striven, all the previous day, to rescue Barnaby from his impending fate. Failing in their attempts, in the first quarter to which they addressed themselves, they renewed them in another. Failing there, likewise, they began afresh at midnight; and made their way, not only to the judge and jury who had tried him, but to men of influence at court, to the young Prince of Wales, and even to the ante-chamber of the King himself. Successful, at last, in awakening an interest in his favour, and an inclination to inquire more dispassionately into his case, they had had an interview with the minister, in his bed, so late as eight o’clock that morning. The result of a searching inquiry (in which they, who had known the poor fellow from his childhood, did other good service, besides bringing it about) was, that between eleven and twelve o’clock, a free pardon to Barnaby Rudge was made out and signed, and entrusted to a horse-soldier for instant conveyance to the place of execution. This courier reached the spot just as the cart appeared in sight; and Barnaby being carried back to jail, Mr Haredale, assured that all was safe, had gone straight from Bloomsbury Square to the Golden Key, leaving to Gabriel the grateful task of bringing him home in triumph.

They had spent all of the previous day trying to save Barnaby from his impending fate. After failing in their first attempts, they tried again in a different area. Not having success there either, they started over at midnight; and made their way to not only the judge and jury who had sentenced him, but also to influential people at court, the young Prince of Wales, and even to the King’s waiting room. Finally successful in generating interest in his favor and encouraging a more objective look into his case, they had a meeting with the minister, even at his bedside, as late as eight o’clock that morning. The result of a thorough investigation (in which they, having known the poor guy since childhood, played a part, among other things) was that between eleven and twelve o’clock, a free pardon for Barnaby Rudge was prepared, signed, and given to a cavalryman for immediate delivery to the execution site. This messenger arrived just as the cart became visible; and Barnaby was taken back to jail, with Mr. Haredale, assured that everything was safe, heading straight from Bloomsbury Square to the Golden Key, leaving Gabriel with the grateful task of bringing him home in triumph.

‘I needn’t say,’ observed the locksmith, when he had shaken hands with all the males in the house, and hugged all the females, five-and-forty times, at least, ‘that, except among ourselves, I didn’t want to make a triumph of it. But, directly we got into the street we were known, and this hubbub began. Of the two,’ he added, as he wiped his crimson face, ‘and after experience of both, I think I’d rather be taken out of my house by a crowd of enemies, than escorted home by a mob of friends!’

"I don't need to say," the locksmith remarked after he had shaken hands with all the men in the house and hugged all the women at least forty-five times, "that, aside from us, I didn’t want to make a big deal out of it. But as soon as we hit the street, we became the talk of the town, and this chaos started. Of the two," he continued, wiping his flushed face, "after experiencing both, I think I’d prefer to be taken out of my house by a crowd of enemies rather than being escorted home by a mob of friends!"

It was plain enough, however, that this was mere talk on Gabriel’s part, and that the whole proceeding afforded him the keenest delight; for the people continuing to make a great noise without, and to cheer as if their voices were in the freshest order, and good for a fortnight, he sent upstairs for Grip (who had come home at his master’s back, and had acknowledged the favours of the multitude by drawing blood from every finger that came within his reach), and with the bird upon his arm presented himself at the first-floor window, and waved his hat again until it dangled by a shred, between his finger and thumb. This demonstration having been received with appropriate shouts, and silence being in some degree restored, he thanked them for their sympathy; and taking the liberty to inform them that there was a sick person in the house, proposed that they should give three cheers for King George, three more for Old England, and three more for nothing particular, as a closing ceremony. The crowd assenting, substituted Gabriel Varden for the nothing particular; and giving him one over, for good measure, dispersed in high good-humour.

It was pretty clear, though, that this was just talk from Gabriel, and that the whole situation brought him the greatest joy. The crowd continued to make a lot of noise outside, cheering as if their voices were in top shape and ready to go for a while. He called for Grip (who had returned home with his master and had welcomed the crowd's attention by biting every finger that got too close), and with the bird on his arm, he showed up at the first-floor window, waving his hat until it was barely hanging by a thread between his finger and thumb. This display was met with loud cheers, and as the noise calmed down a bit, he thanked them for their support. He then took the liberty to let them know there was a sick person in the house and suggested they give three cheers for King George, three more for Old England, and three more for nothing special as a finale. The crowd agreed, replacing nothing special with Gabriel Varden, and gave him an extra cheer for good measure before dispersing in a cheerful mood.

What congratulations were exchanged among the inmates at the Golden Key, when they were left alone; what an overflowing of joy and happiness there was among them; how incapable it was of expression in Barnaby’s own person; and how he went wildly from one to another, until he became so far tranquillised, as to stretch himself on the ground beside his mother’s couch and fall into a deep sleep; are matters that need not be told. And it is well they happened to be of this class, for they would be very hard to tell, were their narration ever so indispensable.

What congratulations were exchanged among the inmates at the Golden Key when they were left alone; what an overflow of joy and happiness there was among them; how incapable Barnaby was of expressing it himself; and how he went from one person to another in a frenzy until he finally calmed down enough to stretch out on the ground beside his mother’s couch and fall into a deep sleep are all things that don’t really need to be explained. And it’s a good thing that these moments were of this nature because they would be very difficult to describe, even if it were absolutely necessary to do so.

Before leaving this bright picture, it may be well to glance at a dark and very different one which was presented to only a few eyes, that same night.

Before leaving this bright scene, it might be good to take a look at a dark and very different one that was seen by only a few people that same night.

The scene was a churchyard; the time, midnight; the persons, Edward Chester, a clergyman, a grave-digger, and the four bearers of a homely coffin. They stood about a grave which had been newly dug, and one of the bearers held up a dim lantern,—the only light there—which shed its feeble ray upon the book of prayer. He placed it for a moment on the coffin, when he and his companions were about to lower it down. There was no inscription on the lid.

The scene was a churchyard; the time was midnight; the people present were Edward Chester, a clergyman, a grave-digger, and the four bearers of a plain coffin. They gathered around a freshly dug grave, and one of the bearers held up a dim lantern—the only light there—which cast a weak glow on the prayer book. He set it briefly on the coffin just before he and his companions were about to lower it. There was no inscription on the lid.

The mould fell solemnly upon the last house of this nameless man; and the rattling dust left a dismal echo even in the accustomed ears of those who had borne it to its resting-place. The grave was filled in to the top, and trodden down. They all left the spot together.

The mold solemnly covered the last house of this nameless man, and the rattling dust created a gloomy echo even in the familiar ears of those who had brought it to its resting place. The grave was filled in to the top and packed down. They all left the site together.

‘You never saw him, living?’ asked the clergyman, of Edward.

‘You never saw him while he was alive?’ asked the clergyman, of Edward.

‘Often, years ago; not knowing him for my brother.’

‘Often, years ago; not realizing he was my brother.’

‘Never since?’

"Not since?"

‘Never. Yesterday, he steadily refused to see me. It was urged upon him, many times, at my desire.’

‘Never. Yesterday, he firmly refused to see me. It was suggested to him many times, at my request.’

‘Still he refused? That was hardened and unnatural.’

‘He still refused? That was cold and unnatural.’

‘Do you think so?’

"Do you think that?"

‘I infer that you do not?’

'I take it you don't?'

‘You are right. We hear the world wonder, every day, at monsters of ingratitude. Did it never occur to you that it often looks for monsters of affection, as though they were things of course?’

‘You’re right. We hear people marvel every day at monsters of ingratitude. Did it ever cross your mind that they often seek out monsters of affection, as if that’s just a given?’

They had reached the gate by this time, and bidding each other good night, departed on their separate ways.

They had reached the gate by now, said goodnight to each other, and went their separate ways.





Chapter 80

That afternoon, when he had slept off his fatigue; had shaved, and washed, and dressed, and freshened himself from top to toe; when he had dined, comforted himself with a pipe, an extra Toby, a nap in the great arm-chair, and a quiet chat with Mrs Varden on everything that had happened, was happening, or about to happen, within the sphere of their domestic concern; the locksmith sat himself down at the tea-table in the little back-parlour: the rosiest, cosiest, merriest, heartiest, best-contented old buck, in Great Britain or out of it.

That afternoon, after he had rested off his tiredness, shaved, washed, got dressed, and freshened up completely; after he had eaten dinner, enjoyed a pipe, had an extra drink, taken a nap in the big armchair, and had a relaxed chat with Mrs. Varden about everything that had happened, was happening, or was about to happen in their home life; the locksmith sat down at the tea table in the small back parlor: the happiest, coziest, jolliest, most content old guy, in Great Britain or anywhere else.

There he sat, with his beaming eye on Mrs V., and his shining face suffused with gladness, and his capacious waistcoat smiling in every wrinkle, and his jovial humour peeping from under the table in the very plumpness of his legs; a sight to turn the vinegar of misanthropy into purest milk of human kindness. There he sat, watching his wife as she decorated the room with flowers for the greater honour of Dolly and Joseph Willet, who had gone out walking, and for whom the tea-kettle had been singing gaily on the hob full twenty minutes, chirping as never kettle chirped before; for whom the best service of real undoubted china, patterned with divers round-faced mandarins holding up broad umbrellas, was now displayed in all its glory; to tempt whose appetites a clear, transparent, juicy ham, garnished with cool green lettuce-leaves and fragrant cucumber, reposed upon a shady table, covered with a snow-white cloth; for whose delight, preserves and jams, crisp cakes and other pastry, short to eat, with cunning twists, and cottage loaves, and rolls of bread both white and brown, were all set forth in rich profusion; in whose youth Mrs V. herself had grown quite young, and stood there in a gown of red and white: symmetrical in figure, buxom in bodice, ruddy in cheek and lip, faultless in ankle, laughing in face and mood, in all respects delicious to behold—there sat the locksmith among all and every these delights, the sun that shone upon them all: the centre of the system: the source of light, heat, life, and frank enjoyment in the bright household world.

There he sat, his bright eyes on Mrs. V., his face glowing with happiness, his large waistcoat grinning with every wrinkle, and his cheerful personality peeking out from under the table with the roundness of his legs; a sight that could turn the bitterness of misanthropy into the purest kindness. There he sat, watching his wife as she decorated the room with flowers to honor Dolly and Joseph Willet, who had gone out for a walk, and for whom the tea kettle had been singing happily on the stove for a full twenty minutes, chirping like never before; for whom the best set of genuine china, patterned with various round-faced mandarins holding up large umbrellas, was now displayed in all its glory; to tempt their appetites, a clear, juicy ham, garnished with crisp green lettuce leaves and fragrant cucumber, rested on a shaded table covered with a pristine white cloth; for their enjoyment, preserves and jams, crisp cakes and other pastries, easy to eat, with clever twists, and cottage loaves and rolls of both white and brown bread, were all laid out in abundant variety; in her youth, Mrs. V. herself had seemed rejuvenated, standing there in a red and white dress: perfectly shaped, full in the bodice, rosy-cheeked and lipped, flawless in her ankles, laughing in expression and mood, delightful to behold in every way—there sat the locksmith amid all these delights, the sun that illuminated them all: the center of the system: the source of light, warmth, life, and genuine enjoyment in the bright household world.

And when had Dolly ever been the Dolly of that afternoon? To see how she came in, arm-in-arm with Joe; and how she made an effort not to blush or seem at all confused; and how she made believe she didn’t care to sit on his side of the table; and how she coaxed the locksmith in a whisper not to joke; and how her colour came and went in a little restless flutter of happiness, which made her do everything wrong, and yet so charmingly wrong that it was better than right!—why, the locksmith could have looked on at this (as he mentioned to Mrs Varden when they retired for the night) for four-and-twenty hours at a stretch, and never wished it done.

And when had Dolly ever been the same Dolly of that afternoon? To see how she walked in, arm-in-arm with Joe; how she tried not to blush or seem confused at all; how she pretended she didn't want to sit on his side of the table; how she whispered to the locksmith not to joke; and how her color came and went in a little restless flutter of happiness, making her do everything wrong, but in such a charming way that it was better than doing it right!—the locksmith could have watched this (as he told Mrs. Varden when they went to bed that night) for twenty-four hours straight and never wanted it to stop.

The recollections, too, with which they made merry over that long protracted tea! The glee with which the locksmith asked Joe if he remembered that stormy night at the Maypole when he first asked after Dolly—the laugh they all had, about that night when she was going out to the party in the sedan-chair—the unmerciful manner in which they rallied Mrs Varden about putting those flowers outside that very window—the difficulty Mrs Varden found in joining the laugh against herself, at first, and the extraordinary perception she had of the joke when she overcame it—the confidential statements of Joe concerning the precise day and hour when he was first conscious of being fond of Dolly, and Dolly’s blushing admissions, half volunteered and half extorted, as to the time from which she dated the discovery that she ‘didn’t mind’ Joe—here was an exhaustless fund of mirth and conversation.

The memories they shared during that long tea were so much fun! The joy the locksmith had when he asked Joe if he remembered that stormy night at the Maypole when he first inquired about Dolly—the laughs they all had when recalling that night she was heading to the party in the sedan chair—the way they teasingly taunted Mrs. Varden about putting those flowers right outside that window—the struggle Mrs. Varden faced in joining the laughter directed at her initially, and how she finally got the joke and found it funny—the private comments from Joe about the exact day and time he realized he had feelings for Dolly, and Dolly’s blushing responses, which were part voluntary and part forced, about when she first figured out that she “didn’t mind” Joe—this provided an endless source of laughter and conversation.

Then, there was a great deal to be said regarding Mrs Varden’s doubts, and motherly alarms, and shrewd suspicions; and it appeared that from Mrs Varden’s penetration and extreme sagacity nothing had ever been hidden. She had known it all along. She had seen it from the first. She had always predicted it. She had been aware of it before the principals. She had said within herself (for she remembered the exact words) ‘that young Willet is certainly looking after our Dolly, and I must look after HIM.’ Accordingly, she had looked after him, and had observed many little circumstances (all of which she named) so exceedingly minute that nobody else could make anything out of them even now; and had, it seemed from first to last, displayed the most unbounded tact and most consummate generalship.

There was a lot to discuss about Mrs. Varden’s doubts, motherly concerns, and sharp instincts; it seemed that nothing had ever escaped her keen perception and insight. She had known it all along. She had seen it from the very beginning. She had always predicted it. She had been aware of it before the main people involved. She had thought to herself (because she remembered the exact words), “That young Willet is definitely looking out for our Dolly, and I need to look out for him.” So, she kept an eye on him and noticed many small details (all of which she named) that were so minute that no one else could figure them out even now; and she had, it appeared, shown incredible skill and brilliant strategy from start to finish.

Of course the night when Joe WOULD ride homeward by the side of the chaise, and when Mrs Varden WOULD insist upon his going back again, was not forgotten—nor the night when Dolly fainted on his name being mentioned—nor the times upon times when Mrs Varden, ever watchful and prudent, had found her pining in her own chamber. In short, nothing was forgotten; and everything by some means or other brought them back to the conclusion, that that was the happiest hour in all their lives; consequently, that everything must have occurred for the best, and nothing could be suggested which would have made it better.

Of course, the night when Joe rode home beside the carriage, and when Mrs. Varden insisted he go back again, was not forgotten—nor the night when Dolly fainted at the mention of his name—nor all the times that Mrs. Varden, always watchful and cautious, had found her pining in her room. In short, nothing was forgotten; and everything somehow brought them back to the conclusion that that was the happiest hour of their lives; therefore, everything must have happened for the best, and nothing could have been suggested that would have made it better.

While they were in the full glow of such discourse as this, there came a startling knock at the door, opening from the street into the workshop, which had been kept closed all day that the house might be more quiet. Joe, as in duty bound, would hear of nobody but himself going to open it; and accordingly left the room for that purpose.

While they were enjoying such a lively conversation, there was a sudden knock at the door that led from the street into the workshop, which had been kept closed all day to keep the house quieter. Joe, feeling it was his responsibility, insisted that he would be the only one to open it, and so he left the room to do so.

It would have been odd enough, certainly, if Joe had forgotten the way to this door; and even if he had, as it was a pretty large one and stood straight before him, he could not easily have missed it. But Dolly, perhaps because she was in the flutter of spirits before mentioned, or perhaps because she thought he would not be able to open it with his one arm—she could have had no other reason—hurried out after him; and they stopped so long in the passage—no doubt owing to Joe’s entreaties that she would not expose herself to the draught of July air which must infallibly come rushing in on this same door being opened—that the knock was repeated, in a yet more startling manner than before.

It would have been strange enough if Joe had forgotten the way to this door; and even if he had, since it was pretty large and right in front of him, he couldn’t have easily missed it. But Dolly, maybe because she was in the excited mood mentioned earlier, or maybe because she thought he wouldn’t be able to open it with just one arm—there could be no other reason—ran out after him. They lingered so long in the hallway—probably because Joe was pleading with her not to expose herself to the rush of July air that would definitely come in when the door was opened—that the knock happened again, even more startling than before.

‘Is anybody going to open that door?’ cried the locksmith. ‘Or shall I come?’

‘Is anyone going to open that door?’ shouted the locksmith. ‘Or should I come in?’

Upon that, Dolly went running back into the parlour, all dimples and blushes; and Joe opened it with a mighty noise, and other superfluous demonstrations of being in a violent hurry.

Upon that, Dolly ran back into the living room, all smiles and blushes; and Joe opened it with a loud bang and other unnecessary displays of being in a huge rush.

‘Well,’ said the locksmith, when he reappeared: ‘what is it? eh Joe? what are you laughing at?’

‘Well,’ said the locksmith when he came back: ‘What’s going on? Hey Joe, what are you laughing at?’

‘Nothing, sir. It’s coming in.’

‘Nothing, sir. It’s arriving.’

‘Who’s coming in? what’s coming in?’ Mrs Varden, as much at a loss as her husband, could only shake her head in answer to his inquiring look: so, the locksmith wheeled his chair round to command a better view of the room-door, and stared at it with his eyes wide open, and a mingled expression of curiosity and wonder shining in his jolly face.

‘Who’s coming in? What’s coming in?’ Mrs. Varden, just as puzzled as her husband, could only shake her head in response to his questioning look. So, the locksmith turned his chair to get a better view of the door and stared at it with wide eyes, a mix of curiosity and wonder lighting up his cheerful face.

Instead of some person or persons straightway appearing, divers remarkable sounds were heard, first in the workshop and afterwards in the little dark passage between it and the parlour, as though some unwieldy chest or heavy piece of furniture were being brought in, by an amount of human strength inadequate to the task. At length after much struggling and humping, and bruising of the wall on both sides, the door was forced open as by a battering-ram; and the locksmith, steadily regarding what appeared beyond, smote his thigh, elevated his eyebrows, opened his mouth, and cried in a loud voice expressive of the utmost consternation:

Instead of someone just showing up, a variety of unusual sounds were heard, first in the workshop and then in the small dark hallway between it and the living room, as if some bulky chest or heavy piece of furniture was being brought in by a group of people who just couldn’t manage it. Finally, after a lot of struggling and bumping against the walls on either side, the door was forced open like it was hit with a battering ram; and the locksmith, looking steadily at what was beyond, hit his thigh, raised his eyebrows, opened his mouth, and shouted in a loud voice filled with complete shock:

‘Damme, if it an’t Miggs come back!’

‘Damn, if it isn’t Miggs back again!’

The young damsel whom he named no sooner heard these words, than deserting a small boy and a very large box by which she was accompanied, and advancing with such precipitation that her bonnet flew off her head, burst into the room, clasped her hands (in which she held a pair of pattens, one in each), raised her eyes devotedly to the ceiling, and shed a flood of tears.

The young woman he mentioned immediately heard these words, leaving behind a small boy and a big box that she was with. She rushed into the room so quickly that her hat flew off, clasped her hands (one holding a wooden shoe in each), lifted her eyes dramatically to the ceiling, and started crying uncontrollably.

‘The old story!’ cried the locksmith, looking at her in inexpressible desperation. ‘She was born to be a damper, this young woman! nothing can prevent it!’

‘The same old story!’ shouted the locksmith, staring at her in utter despair. ‘This young woman was meant to bring everyone down! There’s nothing that can change that!’

‘Ho master, ho mim!’ cried Miggs, ‘can I constrain my feelings in these here once agin united moments! Ho Mr Warsen, here’s blessedness among relations, sir! Here’s forgivenesses of injuries, here’s amicablenesses!’

‘Hey master, hey me!’ cried Miggs, ‘can I hold back my feelings in these moments we’re united again! Hey Mr. Warsen, there’s happiness among family, sir! Here’s forgiveness of wrongs, here’s friendliness!’

The locksmith looked from his wife to Dolly, and from Dolly to Joe, and from Joe to Miggs, with his eyebrows still elevated and his mouth still open. When his eyes got back to Miggs, they rested on her; fascinated.

The locksmith glanced from his wife to Dolly, then to Joe, and finally to Miggs, his eyebrows raised and his mouth agape. When his gaze returned to Miggs, it lingered on her, captivated.

‘To think,’ cried Miggs with hysterical joy, ‘that Mr Joe, and dear Miss Dolly, has raly come together after all as has been said and done contrairy! To see them two a-settin’ along with him and her, so pleasant and in all respects so affable and mild; and me not knowing of it, and not being in the ways to make no preparations for their teas. Ho what a cutting thing it is, and yet what sweet sensations is awoke within me!’

‘To think,’ cried Miggs with hysterical joy, ‘that Mr. Joe and dear Miss Dolly have really come together after everything that’s been said and done contrary to that! To see them sitting together, so pleasant and so friendly and nice; and I had no idea about it, and I wasn’t ready to make any preparations for their tea. Oh, what a shocking thing it is, and yet what sweet feelings it brings up in me!’

Either in clasping her hands again, or in an ecstasy of pious joy, Miss Miggs clinked her pattens after the manner of a pair of cymbals, at this juncture; and then resumed, in the softest accents:

Either by clasping her hands again or in a burst of joyful reverence, Miss Miggs clinked her pattens together like cymbals at that moment; then she continued in the softest tones:

‘And did my missis think—ho goodness, did she think—as her own Miggs, which supported her under so many trials, and understood her natur’ when them as intended well but acted rough, went so deep into her feelings—did she think as her own Miggs would ever leave her? Did she think as Miggs, though she was but a servant, and knowed that servitudes was no inheritances, would forgit that she was the humble instruments as always made it comfortable between them two when they fell out, and always told master of the meekness and forgiveness of her blessed dispositions! Did she think as Miggs had no attachments! Did she think that wages was her only object!’

‘And did my lady really think—oh goodness, did she think—that her own Miggs, who stood by her through so many challenges and understood her nature when those who meant well but acted harshly hurt her feelings deeply—did she think that her own Miggs would ever leave her? Did she think that Miggs, even though she was just a servant and knew that servitude wasn’t a permanent situation, would forget that she was the humble one who always made things comfortable between them when they had disagreements and always told the master about her kind and forgiving nature! Did she think that Miggs had no connections? Did she think that money was her only motivation!’

To none of these interrogatories, whereof every one was more pathetically delivered than the last, did Mrs Varden answer one word: but Miggs, not at all abashed by this circumstance, turned to the small boy in attendance—her eldest nephew—son of her own married sister—born in Golden Lion Court, number twenty-sivin, and bred in the very shadow of the second bell-handle on the right-hand door-post—and with a plentiful use of her pocket-handkerchief, addressed herself to him: requesting that on his return home he would console his parents for the loss of her, his aunt, by delivering to them a faithful statement of his having left her in the bosom of that family, with which, as his aforesaid parents well knew, her best affections were incorporated; that he would remind them that nothing less than her imperious sense of duty, and devoted attachment to her old master and missis, likewise Miss Dolly and young Mr Joe, should ever have induced her to decline that pressing invitation which they, his parents, had, as he could testify, given her, to lodge and board with them, free of all cost and charge, for evermore; lastly, that he would help her with her box upstairs, and then repair straight home, bearing her blessing and her strong injunctions to mingle in his prayers a supplication that he might in course of time grow up a locksmith, or a Mr Joe, and have Mrs Vardens and Miss Dollys for his relations and friends.

None of these questions, each asked more dramatically than the last, got a single word from Mrs. Varden. But Miggs, completely unfazed by this, turned to the young boy in attendance—her eldest nephew, son of her married sister—who was born in Golden Lion Court, number twenty-seven, and raised right under the second doorbell on the right. With a generous use of her handkerchief, she addressed him, asking that when he got home, he would comfort his parents about losing her, his aunt, by letting them know he had left her in the care of that family, with which, as his parents surely understood, her deepest feelings were tied. She reminded him that only her strong sense of duty and loyal attachment to her old master and mistress, as well as to Miss Dolly and young Mr. Joe, would have kept her from accepting their very generous offer to stay with them forever, free of any costs. Finally, she asked him to help her carry her box upstairs and then head straight home, taking with him her blessing and her urgent request to include in his prayers a wish that he might one day become a locksmith or Mr. Joe, so he could count Mrs. Varden and Miss Dolly among his family and friends.

Having brought this admonition to an end—upon which, to say the truth, the young gentleman for whose benefit it was designed, bestowed little or no heed, having to all appearance his faculties absorbed in the contemplation of the sweetmeats,—Miss Miggs signified to the company in general that they were not to be uneasy, for she would soon return; and, with her nephew’s aid, prepared to bear her wardrobe up the staircase.

Having finished this warning—which, to be honest, the young man it was meant for barely paid attention to, seemingly lost in thought about the sweets—Miss Miggs told everyone not to worry because she would be back soon; and, with her nephew's help, she got ready to carry her clothes up the stairs.

‘My dear,’ said the locksmith to his wife. ‘Do you desire this?’

‘My dear,’ said the locksmith to his wife. ‘Do you want this?’

‘I desire it!’ she answered. ‘I am astonished—I am amazed—at her audacity. Let her leave the house this moment.’

“I want it!” she replied. “I’m shocked—I’m amazed—at her boldness. She should leave the house right now.”

Miggs, hearing this, let her end of the box fall heavily to the floor, gave a very loud sniff, crossed her arms, screwed down the corners of her mouth, and cried, in an ascending scale, ‘Ho, good gracious!’ three distinct times.

Miggs, hearing this, let her end of the box drop heavily to the floor, gave a loud sniff, crossed her arms, tightened her lips, and exclaimed, in a rising pitch, ‘Oh, good gracious!’ three separate times.

‘You hear what your mistress says, my love,’ remarked the locksmith. ‘You had better go, I think. Stay; take this with you, for the sake of old service.’

“You hear what your boss says, my love,” the locksmith said. “You should probably go. Wait; take this with you, for the sake of our past service.”

Miss Miggs clutched the bank-note he took from his pocket-book and held out to her; deposited it in a small, red leather purse; put the purse in her pocket (displaying, as she did so, a considerable portion of some under-garment, made of flannel, and more black cotton stocking than is commonly seen in public); and, tossing her head, as she looked at Mrs Varden, repeated—

Miss Miggs grabbed the banknote he took from his wallet and handed it to her; she dropped it into a small, red leather purse; put the purse in her pocket (showing off a good amount of some undergarment made of flannel, along with more black stockings than is usually seen in public); and, tossing her hair as she glanced at Mrs. Varden, said again—

‘Ho, good gracious!’

'Oh my gosh!'

‘I think you said that once before, my dear,’ observed the locksmith.

"I think you mentioned that once before, my dear," said the locksmith.

‘Times is changed, is they, mim!’ cried Miggs, bridling; ‘you can spare me now, can you? You can keep ‘em down without me? You’re not in wants of any one to scold, or throw the blame upon, no longer, an’t you, mim? I’m glad to find you’ve grown so independent. I wish you joy, I’m sure!’

‘Times have changed, haven't they, ma'am!’ cried Miggs, straightening up; ‘you can manage without me now, can you? You can keep them in line without me? You no longer need someone to scold or blame, do you, ma'am? I'm glad to see you've become so independent. I wish you all the best, I really do!’

With that she dropped a curtsey, and keeping her head erect, her ear towards Mrs Varden, and her eye on the rest of the company, as she alluded to them in her remarks, proceeded:

With that, she dropped a curtsy, keeping her head held high, her ear towards Mrs. Varden, and her eye on the rest of the guests, as she referred to them in her comments, continued:

‘I’m quite delighted, I’m sure, to find sich independency, feeling sorry though, at the same time, mim, that you should have been forced into submissions when you couldn’t help yourself—he he he! It must be great vexations, ‘specially considering how ill you always spoke of Mr Joe—to have him for a son-in-law at last; and I wonder Miss Dolly can put up with him, either, after being off and on for so many years with a coachmaker. But I HAVE heerd say, that the coachmaker thought twice about it—he he he!—and that he told a young man as was a frind of his, that he hoped he knowed better than to be drawed into that; though she and all the family DID pull uncommon strong!’

"I’m really pleased, I must say, to find such independence, although I do feel sorry, at the same time, ma’am, that you had to submit when you had no choice—haha! It must be quite frustrating, especially considering how poorly you always talked about Mr. Joe—to finally have him as a son-in-law; and I wonder how Miss Dolly can stand being with him after being on and off for so many years with a coachmaker. But I have heard that the coachmaker thought twice about it—haha!—and that he told a young man who was a friend of his that he hoped he knew better than to get sucked into that; although she and the whole family really pushed hard!"

Here she paused for a reply, and receiving none, went on as before.

Here she paused for an answer, and getting none, continued as before.

‘I HAVE heerd say, mim, that the illnesses of some ladies was all pretensions, and that they could faint away, stone dead, whenever they had the inclinations so to do. Of course I never see sich cases with my own eyes—ho no! He he he! Nor master neither—ho no! He he he! I HAVE heerd the neighbours make remark as some one as they was acquainted with, was a poor good-natur’d mean-spirited creetur, as went out fishing for a wife one day, and caught a Tartar. Of course I never to my knowledge see the poor person himself. Nor did you neither, mim—ho no. I wonder who it can be—don’t you, mim? No doubt you do, mim. Ho yes. He he he!’

"I’ve heard that some ladies pretend to be ill and can faint away, looking dead, whenever they feel like it. Of course, I’ve never seen those kinds of cases myself—no way! Ha ha! Neither did the master—no way! Ha ha! I’ve heard the neighbors say that someone they knew was a poor, good-natured, mean-spirited creature who went out fishing for a wife one day and caught a Tartar. Of course, I’ve never seen that poor person myself. And neither have you, ma’am—no way. I wonder who it could be—don’t you, ma’am? I’m sure you do, ma’am. Oh yes. Ha ha!"

Again Miggs paused for a reply; and none being offered, was so oppressed with teeming spite and spleen, that she seemed like to burst.

Again Miggs paused for a reply; and since none was offered, she was so overwhelmed with overflowing anger and frustration that she looked like she might explode.

‘I’m glad Miss Dolly can laugh,’ cried Miggs with a feeble titter. ‘I like to see folks a-laughing—so do you, mim, don’t you? You was always glad to see people in spirits, wasn’t you, mim? And you always did your best to keep ‘em cheerful, didn’t you, mim? Though there an’t such a great deal to laugh at now either; is there, mim? It an’t so much of a catch, after looking out so sharp ever since she was a little chit, and costing such a deal in dress and show, to get a poor, common soldier, with one arm, is it, mim? He he! I wouldn’t have a husband with one arm, anyways. I would have two arms. I would have two arms, if it was me, though instead of hands they’d only got hooks at the end, like our dustman!’

“I’m glad Miss Dolly can laugh,” Miggs said with a weak giggle. “I like seeing people laugh—don’t you, ma’am? You’ve always been happy to see people in good spirits, haven’t you? And you always did your best to keep them cheerful, didn’t you, ma’am? Although there isn’t much to laugh at now, is there, ma’am? It’s not such a great catch, after keeping an eye out all this time since she was just a little girl and spending so much on dresses and appearances, to end up with a poor, common soldier who has one arm, right, ma’am? He he! I wouldn’t want a husband with one arm, anyway. I would want two arms. I would want two arms if it were me, even if instead of hands they just had hooks at the end, like our garbage collector!”

Miss Miggs was about to add, and had, indeed, begun to add, that, taking them in the abstract, dustmen were far more eligible matches than soldiers, though, to be sure, when people were past choosing they must take the best they could get, and think themselves well off too; but her vexation and chagrin being of that internally bitter sort which finds no relief in words, and is aggravated to madness by want of contradiction, she could hold out no longer, and burst into a storm of sobs and tears.

Miss Miggs was about to say, and had actually started to say, that if you looked at it in a general way, garbage collectors were much better matches than soldiers. However, when people had no other options, they had to settle for whatever they could get and count themselves lucky. But her frustration and deep annoyance were the kind that couldn’t be eased by talking and just got worse when no one disagreed with her. She couldn’t keep it in any longer and broke down in a flood of sobs and tears.

In this extremity she fell on the unlucky nephew, tooth and nail, and plucking a handful of hair from his head, demanded to know how long she was to stand there to be insulted, and whether or no he meant to help her to carry out the box again, and if he took a pleasure in hearing his family reviled: with other inquiries of that nature; at which disgrace and provocation, the small boy, who had been all this time gradually lashed into rebellion by the sight of unattainable pastry, walked off indignant, leaving his aunt and the box to follow at their leisure. Somehow or other, by dint of pushing and pulling, they did attain the street at last; where Miss Miggs, all blowzed with the exertion of getting there, and with her sobs and tears, sat down upon her property to rest and grieve, until she could ensnare some other youth to help her home.

In this desperate situation, she went after her unfortunate nephew, attacking him fiercely, and yanked a handful of hair from his head. She demanded to know how long she had to stand there being insulted, whether he planned to help her carry the box again, and if he enjoyed hearing his family insulted, along with other questions like that. This embarrassment and provocation finally got to the little boy, who had been stirred into rebellion by the sight of the unattainable pastries. He indignantly walked away, leaving his aunt and the box to follow at their own pace. Eventually, after some pushing and pulling, they finally made it to the street, where Miss Miggs, exhausted from the effort and her tears, sat down on her belongings to rest and lament until she could find another young person to help her home.

‘It’s a thing to laugh at, Martha, not to care for,’ whispered the locksmith, as he followed his wife to the window, and good-humouredly dried her eyes. ‘What does it matter? You had seen your fault before. Come! Bring up Toby again, my dear; Dolly shall sing us a song; and we’ll be all the merrier for this interruption!’

‘It’s something to laugh about, Martha, not to be upset over,’ whispered the locksmith as he followed his wife to the window and good-naturedly wiped her tears. ‘What does it matter? You had already recognized your mistake. Come on! Bring Toby back, my dear; Dolly can sing us a song; and we’ll all be happier for this little interruption!’





Chapter 81

Another month had passed, and the end of August had nearly come, when Mr Haredale stood alone in the mail-coach office at Bristol. Although but a few weeks had intervened since his conversation with Edward Chester and his niece, in the locksmith’s house, and he had made no change, in the mean time, in his accustomed style of dress, his appearance was greatly altered. He looked much older, and more care-worn. Agitation and anxiety of mind scatter wrinkles and grey hairs with no unsparing hand; but deeper traces follow on the silent uprooting of old habits, and severing of dear, familiar ties. The affections may not be so easily wounded as the passions, but their hurts are deeper, and more lasting. He was now a solitary man, and the heart within him was dreary and lonesome.

Another month had passed, and the end of August was almost here when Mr. Haredale stood alone in the mail-coach office in Bristol. Even though only a few weeks had gone by since his conversation with Edward Chester and his niece at the locksmith's house, and he had not changed his usual style of dress in the meantime, his appearance had changed a lot. He looked much older and more worn out. Stress and anxiety leave their marks with no mercy; but the deeper signs come from the quiet loss of old habits and the cutting of dear, familiar ties. The heart may not be as easily harmed as the passions, but the wounds it carries are deeper and more lasting. He was now a solitary man, and his heart felt heavy and lonely.

He was not the less alone for having spent so many years in seclusion and retirement. This was no better preparation than a round of social cheerfulness: perhaps it even increased the keenness of his sensibility. He had been so dependent upon her for companionship and love; she had come to be so much a part and parcel of his existence; they had had so many cares and thoughts in common, which no one else had shared; that losing her was beginning life anew, and being required to summon up the hope and elasticity of youth, amid the doubts, distrusts, and weakened energies of age.

He felt just as alone despite spending so many years in solitude and isolation. This was no better preparation than a routine of social happiness; it might have even sharpened his sensitivity. He had relied so much on her for companionship and love; she had become such an integral part of his life; they had shared so many worries and thoughts that no one else understood; losing her felt like starting life over again and having to find the hope and energy of youth while facing the doubts, mistrusts, and fatigue that come with aging.

The effort he had made to part from her with seeming cheerfulness and hope—and they had parted only yesterday—left him the more depressed. With these feelings, he was about to revisit London for the last time, and look once more upon the walls of their old home, before turning his back upon it, for ever.

The effort he had put into separating from her with a forced smile and hope—and they had only said goodbye yesterday—made him feel even more downcast. With these emotions, he was about to head back to London for the last time, to take one last look at the walls of their old home before leaving it behind for good.

The journey was a very different one, in those days, from what the present generation find it; but it came to an end, as the longest journey will, and he stood again in the streets of the metropolis. He lay at the inn where the coach stopped, and resolved, before he went to bed, that he would make his arrival known to no one; would spend but another night in London; and would spare himself the pang of parting, even with the honest locksmith.

The journey was really different back then compared to what today's generation experiences; but like all long journeys, it eventually came to an end, and he found himself back in the streets of the city. He stayed at the inn where the coach had stopped, and decided, before going to bed, that he wouldn’t tell anyone about his arrival; he would only spend one more night in London; and he would avoid the pain of saying goodbye, even to the honest locksmith.

Such conditions of the mind as that to which he was a prey when he lay down to rest, are favourable to the growth of disordered fancies, and uneasy visions. He knew this, even in the horror with which he started from his first sleep, and threw up the window to dispel it by the presence of some object, beyond the room, which had not been, as it were, the witness of his dream. But it was not a new terror of the night; it had been present to him before, in many shapes; it had haunted him in bygone times, and visited his pillow again and again. If it had been but an ugly object, a childish spectre, haunting his sleep, its return, in its old form, might have awakened a momentary sensation of fear, which, almost in the act of waking, would have passed away. This disquiet, however, lingered about him, and would yield to nothing. When he closed his eyes again, he felt it hovering near; as he slowly sunk into a slumber, he was conscious of its gathering strength and purpose, and gradually assuming its recent shape; when he sprang up from his bed, the same phantom vanished from his heated brain, and left him filled with a dread against which reason and waking thought were powerless.

The state of mind he found himself in when he lay down to sleep was just right for the emergence of chaotic thoughts and unsettling visions. He knew this, especially with the terror that jolted him awake from his first sleep, prompting him to throw open the window to chase it away with the sight of something outside the room that hadn’t been, in a sense, a witness to his dream. But it wasn’t a new fear of the night; it had taken many forms before, haunting him in the past and returning to disturb his sleep time and again. If it had only been an ugly sight, a childish ghost that crept into his dreams, its return in its familiar form might have stirred just a fleeting moment of fear that would fade almost instantly as he woke. However, this unease clung to him and wouldn’t dissipate. When he closed his eyes again, he felt it looming nearby; as he slowly drifted back to sleep, he sensed it gaining strength and purpose, gradually taking on its recent shape. When he jumped out of bed, the same apparition vanished from his overheated mind, leaving him with a fear that reason and conscious thought couldn’t combat.

The sun was up, before he could shake it off. He rose late, but not refreshed, and remained within doors all that day. He had a fancy for paying his last visit to the old spot in the evening, for he had been accustomed to walk there at that season, and desired to see it under the aspect that was most familiar to him. At such an hour as would afford him time to reach it a little before sunset, he left the inn, and turned into the busy street.

The sun was already up when he finally shook off his sleep. He got up late, but he didn’t feel refreshed, and stayed indoors the whole day. He had the idea of visiting the old place one last time in the evening since he used to walk there during this time of year, and he wanted to see it in a way that felt familiar. At a time that would allow him to get there just a bit before sunset, he left the inn and headed into the bustling street.

He had not gone far, and was thoughtfully making his way among the noisy crowd, when he felt a hand upon his shoulder, and, turning, recognised one of the waiters from the inn, who begged his pardon, but he had left his sword behind him.

He hadn't gone far and was carefully navigating through the loud crowd when he felt a hand on his shoulder. Turning around, he recognized one of the waiters from the inn, who apologized and mentioned that he had left his sword behind.

‘Why have you brought it to me?’ he asked, stretching out his hand, and yet not taking it from the man, but looking at him in a disturbed and agitated manner.

‘Why did you bring it to me?’ he asked, reaching out his hand, but not taking it from the man, instead looking at him in a troubled and anxious way.

The man was sorry to have disobliged him, and would carry it back again. The gentleman had said that he was going a little way into the country, and that he might not return until late. The roads were not very safe for single travellers after dark; and, since the riots, gentlemen had been more careful than ever, not to trust themselves unarmed in lonely places. ‘We thought you were a stranger, sir,’ he added, ‘and that you might believe our roads to be better than they are; but perhaps you know them well, and carry fire-arms—’

The man felt bad for having inconvenienced him and offered to take it back. The gentleman had mentioned that he was heading a bit into the countryside and might not be back until late. The roads weren't very safe for solo travelers after dark, and since the riots, people had been extra cautious about not being unarmed in isolated areas. "We thought you were just a stranger, sir," he added, "and that you might think our roads are better than they really are; but maybe you know them well and carry a firearm—"

He took the sword, and putting it up at his side, thanked the man, and resumed his walk.

He picked up the sword, put it by his side, thanked the man, and continued on his way.

It was long remembered that he did this in a manner so strange, and with such a trembling hand, that the messenger stood looking after his retreating figure, doubtful whether he ought not to follow, and watch him. It was long remembered that he had been heard pacing his bedroom in the dead of the night; that the attendants had mentioned to each other in the morning, how fevered and how pale he looked; and that when this man went back to the inn, he told a fellow-servant that what he had observed in this short interview lay very heavy on his mind, and that he feared the gentleman intended to destroy himself, and would never come back alive.

It was often recalled that he did this in such a strange way, with a trembling hand, that the messenger stood there watching his retreating figure, unsure whether he should follow and keep an eye on him. It was often remembered that he had been heard pacing his bedroom in the dead of night; that the staff had talked to each other in the morning about how feverish and pale he looked; and that when this man returned to the inn, he told a fellow worker that what he had noticed in that brief meeting weighed heavily on his mind, and that he feared the gentleman planned to take his own life and would never come back alive.

With a half-consciousness that his manner had attracted the man’s attention (remembering the expression of his face when they parted), Mr Haredale quickened his steps; and arriving at a stand of coaches, bargained with the driver of the best to carry him so far on his road as the point where the footway struck across the fields, and to await his return at a house of entertainment which was within a stone’s-throw of that place. Arriving there in due course, he alighted and pursued his way on foot.

With a half-aware feeling that his behavior had caught the man's attention (remembering the look on his face when they separated), Mr. Haredale quickened his pace. When he got to a line of coaches, he negotiated with the driver of the best one to take him as far as the spot where the path crossed the fields and to wait for him at a nearby tavern. Once he arrived there, he got out and continued on foot.

He passed so near the Maypole, that he could see its smoke rising from among the trees, while a flock of pigeons—some of its old inhabitants, doubtless—sailed gaily home to roost, between him and the unclouded sky. ‘The old house will brighten up now,’ he said, as he looked towards it, ‘and there will be a merry fireside beneath its ivied roof. It is some comfort to know that everything will not be blighted hereabouts. I shall be glad to have one picture of life and cheerfulness to turn to, in my mind!’

He passed so close to the Maypole that he could see its smoke rising among the trees, while a flock of pigeons—some of its longtime residents, for sure—flew happily home to roost, between him and the clear sky. “The old house will brighten up now,” he said, glancing toward it, “and there will be a cheerful fireside under its ivy-covered roof. It’s nice to know that not everything around here will be ruined. I’ll be glad to have at least one image of life and happiness to hold on to in my mind!”

He resumed his walk, and bent his steps towards the Warren. It was a clear, calm, silent evening, with hardly a breath of wind to stir the leaves, or any sound to break the stillness of the time, but drowsy sheep-bells tinkling in the distance, and, at intervals, the far-off lowing of cattle, or bark of village dogs. The sky was radiant with the softened glory of sunset; and on the earth, and in the air, a deep repose prevailed. At such an hour, he arrived at the deserted mansion which had been his home so long, and looked for the last time upon its blackened walls.

He continued his walk, directing his steps toward the Warren. It was a clear, calm, quiet evening, with barely a whisper of wind to rustle the leaves, and no sounds to disrupt the stillness except for the sleepy tinkle of sheep-bells in the distance and, occasionally, the faint lowing of cattle or the barking of village dogs. The sky was glowing with the soft beauty of sunset, and a deep peace filled the earth and air. At that time, he arrived at the abandoned mansion that had been his home for so long, looking one last time at its charred walls.

The ashes of the commonest fire are melancholy things, for in them there is an image of death and ruin,—of something that has been bright, and is but dull, cold, dreary dust,—with which our nature forces us to sympathise. How much more sad the crumbled embers of a home: the casting down of that great altar, where the worst among us sometimes perform the worship of the heart; and where the best have offered up such sacrifices, and done such deeds of heroism, as, chronicled, would put the proudest temples of old Time, with all their vaunting annals, to the blush!

The ashes from the most ordinary fire are really sad things because they represent death and destruction—an image of something that was once bright but is now just dull, cold, lifeless dust—something our nature makes us connect with. Just think how much sadder the crumbled remains of a home are: the downfall of that great place where even the worst among us sometimes express their deepest feelings; and where the best have made such sacrifices and shown such heroism that, if documented, would embarrass the grandest temples of ancient times with all their boastful histories!

He roused himself from a long train of meditation, and walked slowly round the house. It was by this time almost dark.

He brought himself out of a long period of deep thought and walked slowly around the house. It was nearly dark by this point.

He had nearly made the circuit of the building, when he uttered a half-suppressed exclamation, started, and stood still. Reclining, in an easy attitude, with his back against a tree, and contemplating the ruin with an expression of pleasure,—a pleasure so keen that it overcame his habitual indolence and command of feature, and displayed itself utterly free from all restraint or reserve,—before him, on his own ground, and triumphing then, as he had triumphed in every misfortune and disappointment of his life, stood the man whose presence, of all mankind, in any place, and least of all in that, he could the least endure.

He was almost done walking around the building when he let out a barely contained exclamation, jumped, and froze in place. Leaning back against a tree in a relaxed pose, enjoying the view of the ruins with a look of pleasure—such intense pleasure that it broke through his usual laziness and composure, showing no signs of restraint or shyness—right in front of him, on his own land, standing victorious just like he had in every hardship and letdown throughout his life, was the one person he could least stand to see, especially in that moment.

Although his blood so rose against this man, and his wrath so stirred within him, that he could have struck him dead, he put such fierce constraint upon himself that he passed him without a word or look. Yes, and he would have gone on, and not turned, though to resist the Devil who poured such hot temptation in his brain, required an effort scarcely to be achieved, if this man had not himself summoned him to stop: and that, with an assumed compassion in his voice which drove him well-nigh mad, and in an instant routed all the self-command it had been anguish—acute, poignant anguish—to sustain.

Even though he felt a surge of anger towards this man and could have easily killed him, he held himself back so fiercely that he walked past without saying a word or even looking at him. Yes, he would have kept going and not turned around, even though fighting against the evil thoughts flooding his mind was a struggle hardly to be tolerated, if this man hadn't called out to him to stop: and the way he spoke, pretending to be compassionate, nearly drove him insane and instantly shattered all the self-control he had painfully tried to maintain.

All consideration, reflection, mercy, forbearance; everything by which a goaded man can curb his rage and passion; fled from him as he turned back. And yet he said, slowly and quite calmly—far more calmly than he had ever spoken to him before:

All thoughts, reflections, kindness, and patience; everything that could help an angry man control his temper and emotions; vanished from him as he turned around. And yet he spoke, slowly and quite calmly—much more calmly than he had ever spoken to him before:

‘Why have you called to me?’

'Why did you text me?'

‘To remark,’ said Sir John Chester with his wonted composure, ‘what an odd chance it is, that we should meet here!’

"To think," said Sir John Chester with his usual calm, "what a strange coincidence it is that we should run into each other here!"

‘It IS a strange chance.’

"It's a weird coincidence."

‘Strange? The most remarkable and singular thing in the world. I never ride in the evening; I have not done so for years. The whim seized me, quite unaccountably, in the middle of last night.—How very picturesque this is!’—He pointed, as he spoke, to the dismantled house, and raised his glass to his eye.

‘Strange? The most amazing and unique thing in the world. I never ride in the evening; I haven’t done that for years. The urge hit me, quite unexpectedly, in the middle of last night.—How very picturesque this is!’—He pointed, as he spoke, to the broken-down house and raised his glass to his eye.

‘You praise your own work very freely.’

‘You really brag about your own work.’

Sir John let fall his glass; inclined his face towards him with an air of the most courteous inquiry; and slightly shook his head as though he were remarking to himself, ‘I fear this animal is going mad!’

Sir John dropped his glass; leaned his face toward him with the most polite curiosity; and subtly shook his head as if he were thinking to himself, ‘I worry this guy is losing it!’

‘I say you praise your own work very freely,’ repeated Mr Haredale.

‘I say you praise your own work a lot,’ repeated Mr. Haredale.

‘Work!’ echoed Sir John, looking smilingly round. ‘Mine!—I beg your pardon, I really beg your pardon—’

‘Work!’ echoed Sir John, smiling as he looked around. ‘Mine!—I’m really sorry, I truly apologize—’

‘Why, you see,’ said Mr Haredale, ‘those walls. You see those tottering gables. You see on every side where fire and smoke have raged. You see the destruction that has been wanton here. Do you not?’

‘Well, you see,’ said Mr. Haredale, ‘those walls. You see those shaky gables. You see all around where fire and smoke have caused chaos. You see the damage that has been wanton here. Don't you?’

‘My good friend,’ returned the knight, gently checking his impatience with his hand, ‘of course I do. I see everything you speak of, when you stand aside, and do not interpose yourself between the view and me. I am very sorry for you. If I had not had the pleasure to meet you here, I think I should have written to tell you so. But you don’t bear it as well as I had expected—excuse me—no, you don’t indeed.’

‘My good friend,’ replied the knight, calmly waiting to manage his impatience, ‘of course I do. I see everything you’re talking about when you step aside and don’t block my view. I really feel for you. If I hadn’t had the pleasure of meeting you here, I would have probably written to express that. But you’re not handling it as well as I expected—sorry—but it’s true.’

He pulled out his snuff-box, and addressing him with the superior air of a man who, by reason of his higher nature, has a right to read a moral lesson to another, continued:

He took out his snuff-box and spoke to him with the condescending attitude of someone who, because of his elevated character, believes he has the authority to give a moral lesson to another, and continued:

‘For you are a philosopher, you know—one of that stern and rigid school who are far above the weaknesses of mankind in general. You are removed, a long way, from the frailties of the crowd. You contemplate them from a height, and rail at them with a most impressive bitterness. I have heard you.’

‘You’re a philosopher, you know—one of those strict and serious types who rise above the flaws of ordinary people. You’re far removed from the weaknesses of the masses. You look down on them from above and criticize them with a fierce bitterness. I’ve heard you.’

—‘And shall again,’ said Mr Haredale.

—‘And will again,’ said Mr. Haredale.

‘Thank you,’ returned the other. ‘Shall we walk as we talk? The damp falls rather heavily. Well,—as you please. But I grieve to say that I can spare you only a very few moments.’

“Thanks,” replied the other. “Shall we walk while we talk? It’s coming down pretty hard. Well, you’ll have to decide. But I’m sorry to say that I can only give you a few minutes.”

‘I would,’ said Mr Haredale, ‘you had spared me none. I would, with all my soul, you had been in Paradise (if such a monstrous lie could be enacted), rather than here to-night.’

‘I would,’ said Mr. Haredale, ‘you had spared me none. I would, with all my soul, you had been in Paradise (if such a monstrous lie could be created), rather than here tonight.’

‘Nay,’ returned the other—‘really—you do yourself injustice. You are a rough companion, but I would not go so far to avoid you.’

‘No,’ the other replied, ‘really—you’re being too hard on yourself. You can be a bit rough around the edges, but I wouldn’t go out of my way to avoid you.’

‘Listen to me,’ said Mr Haredale. ‘Listen to me.’

‘Listen to me,’ said Mr. Haredale. ‘Listen to me.’

‘While you rail?’ inquired Sir John.

‘While you complain?’ asked Sir John.

‘While I deliver your infamy. You urged and stimulated to do your work a fit agent, but one who in his nature—in the very essence of his being—is a traitor, and who has been false to you (despite the sympathy you two should have together) as he has been to all others. With hints, and looks, and crafty words, which told again are nothing, you set on Gashford to this work—this work before us now. With these same hints, and looks, and crafty words, which told again are nothing, you urged him on to gratify the deadly hate he owes me—I have earned it, I thank Heaven—by the abduction and dishonour of my niece. You did. I see denial in your looks,’ he cried, abruptly pointing in his face, and stepping back, ‘and denial is a lie!’

‘While I reveal your reputation. You encouraged and pushed an appropriate agent to do your work, but one who, by nature—in his very essence—is a traitor, and who has been unfaithful to you (despite the bond you both should share) just as he has been to everyone else. With hints, and expressions, and deceitful words, which when repeated mean nothing, you set Gashford on this task—this task right in front of us now. With those same hints, and expressions, and deceitful words, which when repeated mean nothing, you prompted him to satisfy the deadly hatred he holds against me—I have earned it, I thank Heaven—by the kidnapping and dishonor of my niece. You did. I see denial in your eyes,’ he shouted, abruptly pointing at his face and stepping back, ‘and denial is a lie!’

He had his hand upon his sword; but the knight, with a contemptuous smile, replied to him as coldly as before.

He had his hand on his sword, but the knight, with a dismissive smile, responded to him just as coldly as before.

‘You will take notice, sir—if you can discriminate sufficiently—that I have taken the trouble to deny nothing. Your discernment is hardly fine enough for the perusal of faces, not of a kind as coarse as your speech; nor has it ever been, that I remember; or, in one face that I could name, you would have read indifference, not to say disgust, somewhat sooner than you did. I speak of a long time ago,—but you understand me.’

‘You’ll notice, sir—if you can tell the difference—that I haven’t bothered to deny anything. Your ability to read faces isn’t exactly sharp, judging by the way you speak; and it never has been, as far as I can recall; or, with one particular face I could mention, you would have read indifference, if not outright disgust, much sooner than you did. I’m talking about a long time ago—but you get what I mean.’

‘Disguise it as you will, you mean denial. Denial explicit or reserved, expressed or left to be inferred, is still a lie. You say you don’t deny. Do you admit?’

‘No matter how you try to cover it up, you mean denial. Denial, whether upfront or subtle, openly stated or implied, is still a lie. You claim you don’t deny it. Do you really accept it?’

‘You yourself,’ returned Sir John, suffering the current of his speech to flow as smoothly as if it had been stemmed by no one word of interruption, ‘publicly proclaimed the character of the gentleman in question (I think it was in Westminster Hall) in terms which relieve me from the necessity of making any further allusion to him. You may have been warranted; you may not have been; I can’t say. Assuming the gentleman to be what you described, and to have made to you or any other person any statements that may have happened to suggest themselves to him, for the sake of his own security, or for the sake of money, or for his own amusement, or for any other consideration,—I have nothing to say of him, except that his extremely degrading situation appears to me to be shared with his employers. You are so very plain yourself, that you will excuse a little freedom in me, I am sure.’

‘You yourself,’ replied Sir John, allowing his words to flow as smoothly as if there hadn’t been a single interruption, ‘publicly declared the character of the gentleman in question (I believe it was in Westminster Hall) in terms that free me from needing to mention him further. You might have been justified; you might not have been; I can’t say. Assuming the gentleman is as you described and that he has made any statements to you or anyone else that he thought might benefit him—whether for his own safety, for money, for his own entertainment, or for any other reason—I have nothing to say about him, except that his very degrading situation seems to be shared with his employers. You’re so very straightforward yourself that I’m sure you’ll excuse my candor.’

‘Attend to me again, Sir John but once,’ cried Mr Haredale; ‘in your every look, and word, and gesture, you tell me this was not your act. I tell you that it was, and that you tampered with the man I speak of, and with your wretched son (whom God forgive!) to do this deed. You talk of degradation and character. You told me once that you had purchased the absence of the poor idiot and his mother, when (as I have discovered since, and then suspected) you had gone to tempt them, and had found them flown. To you I traced the insinuation that I alone reaped any harvest from my brother’s death; and all the foul attacks and whispered calumnies that followed in its train. In every action of my life, from that first hope which you converted into grief and desolation, you have stood, like an adverse fate, between me and peace. In all, you have ever been the same cold-blooded, hollow, false, unworthy villain. For the second time, and for the last, I cast these charges in your teeth, and spurn you from me as I would a faithless dog!’

“Listen to me again, Sir John, just once,” shouted Mr. Haredale. “In everything about you—your looks, your words, your actions—you make it clear that this wasn’t your doing. But I tell you it was, and that you manipulated the man I’m talking about, along with your miserable son (for whom God grant forgiveness!) to commit this crime. You talk about degradation and character. You once told me that you bought the absence of the poor idiot and his mother, when (as I later found out and suspected at the time) you went to lure them and discovered they were gone. I traced back the insinuation that I alone benefited from my brother’s death to you, along with all the vile attacks and whispered slanders that followed. In every moment of my life, from that first spark of hope that you turned into grief and despair, you have been like a cruel fate, standing between me and my peace. In all of it, you’ve always been the same cold-blooded, hollow, deceitful, unworthy villain. For the second and final time, I throw these accusations in your face, and I reject you as I would a treacherous dog!”

With that he raised his arm, and struck him on the breast so that he staggered. Sir John, the instant he recovered, drew his sword, threw away the scabbard and his hat, and running on his adversary made a desperate lunge at his heart, which, but that his guard was quick and true, would have stretched him dead upon the grass.

With that, he raised his arm and hit him in the chest, making him stumble. The moment Sir John regained his balance, he drew his sword, tossed aside the scabbard and his hat, and charged at his opponent, making a fierce lunge at his heart. If his defense hadn't been quick and accurate, it would have left him lying dead on the grass.

In the act of striking him, the torrent of his opponent’s rage had reached a stop. He parried his rapid thrusts, without returning them, and called to him, with a frantic kind of terror in his face, to keep back.

In the moment he hit him, his opponent’s flood of anger came to a halt. He blocked his quick attacks without countering and, with a desperate look on his face, urged him to stay back.

‘Not to-night! not to-night!’ he cried. ‘In God’s name, not tonight!’

‘Not tonight! Not tonight!’ he shouted. ‘For God’s sake, not tonight!’

Seeing that he lowered his weapon, and that he would not thrust in turn, Sir John lowered his.

Seeing that he put down his weapon and wouldn't attack back, Sir John did the same.

‘Not to-night!’ his adversary cried. ‘Be warned in time!’

‘Not tonight!’ his opponent shouted. ‘Take this as a warning!’

‘You told me—it must have been in a sort of inspiration—’ said Sir John, quite deliberately, though now he dropped his mask, and showed his hatred in his face, ‘that this was the last time. Be assured it is! Did you believe our last meeting was forgotten? Did you believe that your every word and look was not to be accounted for, and was not well remembered? Do you believe that I have waited your time, or you mine? What kind of man is he who entered, with all his sickening cant of honesty and truth, into a bond with me to prevent a marriage he affected to dislike, and when I had redeemed my part to the spirit and the letter, skulked from his, and brought the match about in his own time, to rid himself of a burden he had grown tired of, and cast a spurious lustre on his house?’

‘You told me—it must have been some kind of inspiration—’ said Sir John, quite deliberately, though now he dropped his facade and revealed his hatred in his expression, ‘that this was the last time. Rest assured it is! Did you really think our last meeting would be forgotten? Did you really think that every word and glance you made wouldn’t be remembered and accounted for? Do you think I’ve just been waiting for you, or you for me? What kind of man enters into a deal with me, all that disgusting talk of honesty and truth, to stop a marriage he pretended to dislike, and when I fulfilled my part of the agreement, he backs out, bringing about the match in his own time to free himself from a burden he grew tired of, while trying to make his house look good?’

‘I have acted,’ cried Mr Haredale, ‘with honour and in good faith. I do so now. Do not force me to renew this duel to-night!’

"I've acted," shouted Mr. Haredale, "with honor and good intentions. I’m doing the same now. Don't make me have to go through this duel tonight!"

‘You said my “wretched” son, I think?’ said Sir John, with a smile. ‘Poor fool! The dupe of such a shallow knave—trapped into marriage by such an uncle and by such a niece—he well deserves your pity. But he is no longer a son of mine: you are welcome to the prize your craft has made, sir.’

‘You called my “wretched” son, right?’ Sir John said with a smile. ‘Poor guy! A victim of such a shallow con artist—tricked into marriage by such an uncle and such a niece—he really deserves your pity. But he’s no longer my son: you can have the prize your cunning has created, sir.’

‘Once more,’ cried his opponent, wildly stamping on the ground, ‘although you tear me from my better angel, I implore you not to come within the reach of my sword to-night. Oh! why were you here at all! Why have we met! To-morrow would have cast us far apart for ever!’

‘Once more,’ shouted his opponent, stomping on the ground in frustration, ‘even though you’re pulling me away from my better side, I beg you not to come within reach of my sword tonight. Oh! Why did you have to be here at all? Why have we crossed paths? Tomorrow would have separated us forever!’

‘That being the case,’ returned Sir John, without the least emotion, ‘it is very fortunate we have met to-night. Haredale, I have always despised you, as you know, but I have given you credit for a species of brute courage. For the honour of my judgment, which I had thought a good one, I am sorry to find you a coward.’

"Since that's the case," replied Sir John, with no emotion, "it's very fortunate we met tonight. Haredale, I've always looked down on you, as you know, but I gave you some credit for a kind of rough courage. For the sake of my judgment, which I thought was solid, I'm sorry to see that you're actually a coward."

Not another word was spoken on either side. They crossed swords, though it was now quite dusk, and attacked each other fiercely. They were well matched, and each was thoroughly skilled in the management of his weapon.

Not another word was said from either side. They drew their swords, even though it was getting dark, and started attacking each other fiercely. They were evenly matched, and each was very skilled in handling his weapon.

After a few seconds they grew hotter and more furious, and pressing on each other inflicted and received several slight wounds. It was directly after receiving one of these in his arm, that Mr Haredale, making a keener thrust as he felt the warm blood spirting out, plunged his sword through his opponent’s body to the hilt.

After a few seconds, they got hotter and angrier, and as they pushed against each other, they inflicted and received several small wounds. It was right after one of these wounds in his arm that Mr. Haredale, making a sharper thrust as he felt the warm blood spurting out, drove his sword through his opponent’s body to the hilt.

Their eyes met, and were on each other as he drew it out. He put his arm about the dying man, who repulsed him, feebly, and dropped upon the turf. Raising himself upon his hands, he gazed at him for an instant, with scorn and hatred in his look; but, seeming to remember, even then, that this expression would distort his features after death, he tried to smile, and, faintly moving his right hand, as if to hide his bloody linen in his vest, fell back dead—the phantom of last night.

Their eyes locked as he pulled it out. He wrapped his arm around the dying man, who weakly pushed him away and collapsed onto the grass. Propping himself up on his hands, he stared at him for a moment, filled with scorn and hatred; but realizing that this expression would twist his face after death, he attempted to smile. Faintly moving his right hand, as if to conceal his bloodstained shirt in his jacket, he fell back and died—the ghost of last night.





Chapter the Last

A parting glance at such of the actors in this little history as it has not, in the course of its events, dismissed, will bring it to an end.

A final look at the characters in this little story that it hasn't let go of throughout its events will wrap things up.

Mr Haredale fled that night. Before pursuit could be begun, indeed before Sir John was traced or missed, he had left the kingdom. Repairing straight to a religious establishment, known throughout Europe for the rigour and severity of its discipline, and for the merciless penitence it exacted from those who sought its shelter as a refuge from the world, he took the vows which thenceforth shut him out from nature and his kind, and after a few remorseful years was buried in its gloomy cloisters.

Mr. Haredale ran away that night. Before anyone could start looking for him, and even before Sir John was noticed missing, he had already left the country. He went directly to a monastery known across Europe for its strict rules and harsh penance imposed on those who sought its refuge from the outside world. He took vows that cut him off from nature and society, and after a few years of regret, he was buried in its dark cloisters.

Two days elapsed before the body of Sir John was found. As soon as it was recognised and carried home, the faithful valet, true to his master’s creed, eloped with all the cash and movables he could lay his hands on, and started as a finished gentleman upon his own account. In this career he met with great success, and would certainly have married an heiress in the end, but for an unlucky check which led to his premature decease. He sank under a contagious disorder, very prevalent at that time, and vulgarly termed the jail fever.

Two days passed before Sir John's body was found. Once it was identified and taken home, the loyal valet, sticking to his master's principles, took off with all the cash and valuables he could grab, setting out as a self-made gentleman. In this new life, he found great success and would have definitely married an heiress in the end, if not for an unfortunate setback that led to his early death. He succumbed to a contagious disease that was quite common at the time, commonly known as jail fever.

Lord George Gordon, remaining in his prison in the Tower until Monday the fifth of February in the following year, was on that day solemnly tried at Westminster for High Treason. Of this crime he was, after a patient investigation, declared Not Guilty; upon the ground that there was no proof of his having called the multitude together with any traitorous or unlawful intentions. Yet so many people were there, still, to whom those riots taught no lesson of reproof or moderation, that a public subscription was set on foot in Scotland to defray the cost of his defence.

Lord George Gordon, who remained in his prison in the Tower until Monday, February 5th of the following year, was solemnly tried at Westminster that day for High Treason. After a thorough investigation, he was declared Not Guilty because there was no evidence that he had gathered the crowd with any traitorous or unlawful intentions. However, many people were still around who learned nothing from those riots regarding reproof or moderation, so a public fundraising effort was started in Scotland to cover the cost of his defense.

For seven years afterwards he remained, at the strong intercession of his friends, comparatively quiet; saving that he, every now and then, took occasion to display his zeal for the Protestant faith in some extravagant proceeding which was the delight of its enemies; and saving, besides, that he was formally excommunicated by the Archbishop of Canterbury, for refusing to appear as a witness in the Ecclesiastical Court when cited for that purpose. In the year 1788 he was stimulated by some new insanity to write and publish an injurious pamphlet, reflecting on the Queen of France, in very violent terms. Being indicted for the libel, and (after various strange demonstrations in court) found guilty, he fled into Holland in place of appearing to receive sentence: from whence, as the quiet burgomasters of Amsterdam had no relish for his company, he was sent home again with all speed. Arriving in the month of July at Harwich, and going thence to Birmingham, he made in the latter place, in August, a public profession of the Jewish religion; and figured there as a Jew until he was arrested, and brought back to London to receive the sentence he had evaded. By virtue of this sentence he was, in the month of December, cast into Newgate for five years and ten months, and required besides to pay a large fine, and to furnish heavy securities for his future good behaviour.

For seven years after that, thanks to the strong support of his friends, he stayed relatively calm; except for the fact that now and then he took the opportunity to show off his passion for the Protestant faith through some outrageous actions that delighted his opponents. Additionally, he was formally excommunicated by the Archbishop of Canterbury for refusing to testify in the Ecclesiastical Court when summoned. In 1788, he was compelled by some new madness to write and publish a damaging pamphlet that attacked the Queen of France in very harsh terms. After being charged with libel and, following some strange events in court, found guilty, he fled to Holland instead of facing sentencing. However, since the quiet officials of Amsterdam didn't want him around, he was quickly sent back home. Arriving at Harwich in July and then traveling to Birmingham, he publicly converted to Judaism there in August and lived as a Jew until he was arrested and brought back to London to face the sentence he had avoided. As a result of this sentence, in December, he was imprisoned in Newgate for five years and ten months, and was also required to pay a large fine and provide heavy guarantees for his good behavior in the future.

After addressing, in the midsummer of the following year, an appeal to the commiseration of the National Assembly of France, which the English minister refused to sanction, he composed himself to undergo his full term of punishment; and suffering his beard to grow nearly to his waist, and conforming in all respects to the ceremonies of his new religion, he applied himself to the study of history, and occasionally to the art of painting, in which, in his younger days, he had shown some skill. Deserted by his former friends, and treated in all respects like the worst criminal in the jail, he lingered on, quite cheerful and resigned, until the 1st of November 1793, when he died in his cell, being then only three-and-forty years of age.

After making an appeal for sympathy to the National Assembly of France in the summer of the following year, which the English minister refused to support, he prepared to serve his full sentence. He let his beard grow almost to his waist and fully embraced the rituals of his new religion. During this time, he focused on studying history and occasionally painted, showcasing some skills he had in his youth. Abandoned by former friends and treated like the worst criminal in prison, he remained surprisingly cheerful and resigned until November 1, 1793, when he died in his cell at just 43 years old.

Many men with fewer sympathies for the distressed and needy, with less abilities and harder hearts, have made a shining figure and left a brilliant fame. He had his mourners. The prisoners bemoaned his loss, and missed him; for though his means were not large, his charity was great, and in bestowing alms among them he considered the necessities of all alike, and knew no distinction of sect or creed. There are wise men in the highways of the world who may learn something, even from this poor crazy lord who died in Newgate.

Many men who have less empathy for the distressed and needy, with fewer skills and tougher hearts, have become well-known and left a remarkable legacy. He had his mourners. The prisoners mourned his death and felt his absence; because even though he didn’t have much money, his generosity was significant, and when he gave to them, he treated everyone equally, without regard for their beliefs or backgrounds. There are wise individuals in the world who could learn something from this troubled nobleman who died in Newgate.

To the last, he was truly served by bluff John Grueby. John was at his side before he had been four-and-twenty hours in the Tower, and never left him until he died. He had one other constant attendant, in the person of a beautiful Jewish girl; who attached herself to him from feelings half religious, half romantic, but whose virtuous and disinterested character appears to have been beyond the censure even of the most censorious.

To the end, he was genuinely supported by tough John Grueby. John was by his side less than twenty-four hours after arriving at the Tower, and he stayed with him until he passed away. He had one other loyal companion, a beautiful Jewish girl, who devoted herself to him out of a mix of religious and romantic feelings. Her virtuous and selfless character seemed to escape criticism, even from the harshest critics.

Gashford deserted him, of course. He subsisted for a time upon his traffic in his master’s secrets; and, this trade failing when the stock was quite exhausted, procured an appointment in the honourable corps of spies and eavesdroppers employed by the government. As one of these wretched underlings, he did his drudgery, sometimes abroad, sometimes at home, and long endured the various miseries of such a station. Ten or a dozen years ago—not more—a meagre, wan old man, diseased and miserably poor, was found dead in his bed at an obscure inn in the Borough, where he was quite unknown. He had taken poison. There was no clue to his name; but it was discovered from certain entries in a pocket-book he carried, that he had been secretary to Lord George Gordon in the time of the famous riots.

Gashford left him, obviously. He managed for a while by trading in his boss's secrets; but when that source dried up, he got a job in the respectable group of spies and informants working for the government. As one of these miserable workers, he did his tedious tasks, sometimes outside, sometimes at home, and he endured the various hardships of that role for a long time. Not more than ten or twelve years ago, a thin, pale old man who was sick and incredibly poor was found dead in his bed at a nondescript inn in the Borough, where nobody knew him. He had taken poison. There was no way to identify him, but certain notes in a pocketbook he had revealed that he had been the secretary to Lord George Gordon during the famous riots.

Many months after the re-establishment of peace and order, and even when it had ceased to be the town-talk, that every military officer, kept at free quarters by the City during the late alarms, had cost for his board and lodging four pounds four per day, and every private soldier two and twopence halfpenny; many months after even this engrossing topic was forgotten, and the United Bulldogs were to a man all killed, imprisoned, or transported, Mr Simon Tappertit, being removed from a hospital to prison, and thence to his place of trial, was discharged by proclamation, on two wooden legs. Shorn of his graceful limbs, and brought down from his high estate to circumstances of utter destitution, and the deepest misery, he made shift to stump back to his old master, and beg for some relief. By the locksmith’s advice and aid, he was established in business as a shoeblack, and opened shop under an archway near the Horse Guards. This being a central quarter, he quickly made a very large connection; and on levee days, was sometimes known to have as many as twenty half-pay officers waiting their turn for polishing. Indeed his trade increased to that extent, that in course of time he entertained no less than two apprentices, besides taking for his wife the widow of an eminent bone and rag collector, formerly of Millbank. With this lady (who assisted in the business) he lived in great domestic happiness, only chequered by those little storms which serve to clear the atmosphere of wedlock, and brighten its horizon. In some of these gusts of bad weather, Mr Tappertit would, in the assertion of his prerogative, so far forget himself, as to correct his lady with a brush, or boot, or shoe; while she (but only in extreme cases) would retaliate by taking off his legs, and leaving him exposed to the derision of those urchins who delight in mischief.

Many months after peace and order were restored, and even after it was no longer the talk of the town that every military officer, kept at no cost by the City during the recent troubles, had racked up a bill of four pounds four per day for his food and lodging, and every private soldier two shillings and two and a half pence; many months after even this hot topic was forgotten, and the United Bulldogs were all killed, imprisoned, or transported, Mr. Simon Tappertit, having been moved from a hospital to prison, and then to his trial, was released by proclamation, now on two wooden legs. Stripped of his former grace and brought low to utter poverty and deep misery, he managed to make his way back to his old boss to ask for help. With the locksmith’s guidance, he started working as a shoeblack and opened up shop under an arch near the Horse Guards. Being in a busy area, he quickly built a large client base; on levee days, he was known to have as many as twenty retired officers waiting for their turn to get polished. His business grew so much that eventually he took on two apprentices and married the widow of a well-known rag and bone collector from Millbank. He lived with her (who helped with the business) in great domestic happiness, only interrupted by those little tiffs that help clear the air of marriage and brighten its outlook. During some of these rough patches, Mr. Tappertit would, in a moment of asserting his authority, forget himself enough to discipline his wife with a brush, boot, or shoe; while she (but only in extreme cases) would get back at him by taking off his legs, leaving him open to the ridicule of the mischievous kids who enjoyed causing trouble.

Miss Miggs, baffled in all her schemes, matrimonial and otherwise, and cast upon a thankless, undeserving world, turned very sharp and sour; and did at length become so acid, and did so pinch and slap and tweak the hair and noses of the youth of Golden Lion Court, that she was by one consent expelled that sanctuary, and desired to bless some other spot of earth, in preference. It chanced at that moment, that the justices of the peace for Middlesex proclaimed by public placard that they stood in need of a female turnkey for the County Bridewell, and appointed a day and hour for the inspection of candidates. Miss Miggs attending at the time appointed, was instantly chosen and selected from one hundred and twenty-four competitors, and at once promoted to the office; which she held until her decease, more than thirty years afterwards, remaining single all that time. It was observed of this lady that while she was inflexible and grim to all her female flock, she was particularly so to those who could establish any claim to beauty: and it was often remarked as a proof of her indomitable virtue and severe chastity, that to such as had been frail she showed no mercy; always falling upon them on the slightest occasion, or on no occasion at all, with the fullest measure of her wrath. Among other useful inventions which she practised upon this class of offenders and bequeathed to posterity, was the art of inflicting an exquisitely vicious poke or dig with the wards of a key in the small of the back, near the spine. She likewise originated a mode of treading by accident (in pattens) on such as had small feet; also very remarkable for its ingenuity, and previously quite unknown.

Miss Miggs, frustrated in all her plans for marriage and other pursuits, and facing a thankless, ungrateful world, became very sharp and sour. Eventually, she became so bitter and started pinching, slapping, and tweaking the hair and noses of the young people in Golden Lion Court that everyone unanimously agreed she should be expelled from that place and should go torment somewhere else. At that moment, the justices of the peace for Middlesex announced through public notice that they were looking for a female turnkey for the County Bridewell and set a day and time for candidates to come in for inspection. Miss Miggs showed up at the appointed time and was immediately chosen from one hundred and twenty-four competitors and promoted to the position, which she held until her death more than thirty years later, remaining single the entire time. It was noted that while she was strict and harsh with all the women in her charge, she was especially tough on those who were considered attractive. People often commented on her unyielding virtue and strict chastity, as she showed no mercy to those who had fallen from grace, often attacking them at the slightest provocation or even for no reason at all with her full wrath. Among the many creative punishments she devised for this group of offenders, she is remembered for her skillful technique of delivering a vicious poke with the key wards into the small of the back, near the spine. She also created a method of stepping on those with small feet (while wearing pattens) that was quite clever and had been completely unknown before her time.

It was not very long, you may be sure, before Joe Willet and Dolly Varden were made husband and wife, and with a handsome sum in bank (for the locksmith could afford to give his daughter a good dowry), reopened the Maypole. It was not very long, you may be sure, before a red-faced little boy was seen staggering about the Maypole passage, and kicking up his heels on the green before the door. It was not very long, counting by years, before there was a red-faced little girl, another red-faced little boy, and a whole troop of girls and boys: so that, go to Chigwell when you would, there would surely be seen, either in the village street, or on the green, or frolicking in the farm-yard—for it was a farm now, as well as a tavern—more small Joes and small Dollys than could be easily counted. It was not a very long time before these appearances ensued; but it WAS a VERY long time before Joe looked five years older, or Dolly either, or the locksmith either, or his wife either: for cheerfulness and content are great beautifiers, and are famous preservers of youthful looks, depend upon it.

It wasn't long before Joe Willet and Dolly Varden became husband and wife, and with a nice sum in the bank (since the locksmith could afford to give his daughter a good dowry), they reopened the Maypole. Soon enough, a chubby little boy was seen stumbling around the Maypole passage, kicking up his heels on the green outside the door. In just a few years, there was a chubby little girl, another chubby little boy, and a whole bunch of boys and girls: so that whenever you went to Chigwell, you could find plenty of little Joes and little Dollys, either in the village street, on the green, or playing in the farmyard—because it was now a farm as well as a tavern. It didn’t take long for all these little ones to appear; but it took a LONG time for Joe to look five years older, or Dolly, or the locksmith, or his wife: because happiness and contentment are great beautifiers and keep you looking youthful, trust me.

It was a long time, too, before there was such a country inn as the Maypole, in all England: indeed it is a great question whether there has ever been such another to this hour, or ever will be. It was a long time too—for Never, as the proverb says, is a long day—before they forgot to have an interest in wounded soldiers at the Maypole, or before Joe omitted to refresh them, for the sake of his old campaign; or before the serjeant left off looking in there, now and then; or before they fatigued themselves, or each other, by talking on these occasions of battles and sieges, and hard weather and hard service, and a thousand things belonging to a soldier’s life. As to the great silver snuff-box which the King sent Joe with his own hand, because of his conduct in the Riots, what guest ever went to the Maypole without putting finger and thumb into that box, and taking a great pinch, though he had never taken a pinch of snuff before, and almost sneezed himself into convulsions even then? As to the purple-faced vintner, where is the man who lived in those times and never saw HIM at the Maypole: to all appearance as much at home in the best room, as if he lived there? And as to the feastings and christenings, and revellings at Christmas, and celebrations of birthdays, wedding-days, and all manner of days, both at the Maypole and the Golden Key,—if they are not notorious, what facts are?

It took a long time before there was a country inn like the Maypole in all of England. In fact, it's a big question whether there has ever been another one like it or if there ever will be. It also took a while—because, as the saying goes, never is a long time—before people stopped caring about wounded soldiers at the Maypole, or before Joe stopped providing for them in honor of his past service, or before the sergeant stopped dropping by occasionally, or before they tired themselves—and each other—by reminiscing about battles, sieges, tough weather, challenging assignments, and countless other aspects of a soldier’s life. Regarding the impressive silver snuffbox that the King personally sent to Joe for his actions during the Riots, what guest ever visited the Maypole without reaching into that box for a big pinch of snuff, even if they had never tried it before, and almost sneezed themselves into fits while doing so? And as for the purple-faced innkeeper, who from that era didn’t see him at the Maypole, seemingly as comfortable in the best room as if he lived there? And when it comes to the feasts, christenings, Christmas celebrations, birthdays, wedding anniversaries, and all kinds of events at both the Maypole and the Golden Key—if those aren’t well-known, then what is?

Mr Willet the elder, having been by some extraordinary means possessed with the idea that Joe wanted to be married, and that it would be well for him, his father, to retire into private life, and enable him to live in comfort, took up his abode in a small cottage at Chigwell; where they widened and enlarged the fireplace for him, hung up the boiler, and furthermore planted in the little garden outside the front-door, a fictitious Maypole; so that he was quite at home directly. To this, his new habitation, Tom Cobb, Phil Parkes, and Solomon Daisy went regularly every night: and in the chimney-corner, they all four quaffed, and smoked, and prosed, and dozed, as they had done of old. It being accidentally discovered after a short time that Mr Willet still appeared to consider himself a landlord by profession, Joe provided him with a slate, upon which the old man regularly scored up vast accounts for meat, drink, and tobacco. As he grew older this passion increased upon him; and it became his delight to chalk against the name of each of his cronies a sum of enormous magnitude, and impossible to be paid: and such was his secret joy in these entries, that he would be perpetually seen going behind the door to look at them, and coming forth again, suffused with the liveliest satisfaction.

Mr. Willet the elder, somehow convinced that Joe wanted to get married and that it would be best for him, his father, to step back from public life and let Joe live comfortably, settled into a small cottage in Chigwell. They widened the fireplace for him, installed the boiler, and even put up a fake Maypole in the little garden by the front door, so he felt right at home. To this new place, Tom Cobb, Phil Parkes, and Solomon Daisy visited regularly every night. In the cozy corner by the fireplace, the four of them drank, smoked, chatted, and dozed off just like old times. Shortly after moving in, it was discovered that Mr. Willet still thought of himself as a landlord by profession, so Joe got him a slate, on which the old man would add up huge bills for food, drinks, and tobacco. As he aged, this obsession grew, and he took great pleasure in writing down outrageous amounts next to each of his friends' names, amounts that could never be settled. His secret joy in these entries was so intense that he could often be seen sneaking behind the door to admire them, coming out again looking incredibly satisfied.

He never recovered the surprise the Rioters had given him, and remained in the same mental condition down to the last moment of his life. It was like to have been brought to a speedy termination by the first sight of his first grandchild, which appeared to fill him with the belief that some alarming miracle had happened to Joe. Being promptly blooded, however, by a skilful surgeon, he rallied; and although the doctors all agreed, on his being attacked with symptoms of apoplexy six months afterwards, that he ought to die, and took it very ill that he did not, he remained alive—possibly on account of his constitutional slowness—for nearly seven years more, when he was one morning found speechless in his bed. He lay in this state, free from all tokens of uneasiness, for a whole week, when he was suddenly restored to consciousness by hearing the nurse whisper in his son’s ear that he was going. ‘I’m a-going, Joseph,’ said Mr Willet, turning round upon the instant, ‘to the Salwanners’—and immediately gave up the ghost.

He never quite got over the shock the Rioters gave him and stayed in that same mental state until the very end of his life. It felt like he was abruptly brought to a close by the first sight of his first grandchild, which seemed to fill him with the idea that something alarming had happened to Joe. However, after being quickly treated by a skilled surgeon, he recovered; and even though all the doctors agreed, when he showed signs of a stroke six months later, that he should have died, and were quite annoyed that he didn't, he stayed alive—possibly due to his naturally slow disposition—for nearly seven more years, until one morning he was found speechless in bed. He remained in this condition, showing no signs of distress, for a whole week, until he suddenly came back to consciousness upon hearing the nurse whisper to his son that he was leaving. "I'm going, Joseph," said Mr. Willet, turning around instantly, "to the Salwanners"—and immediately passed away.

He left a large sum of money behind him; even more than he was supposed to have been worth, although the neighbours, according to the custom of mankind in calculating the wealth that other people ought to have saved, had estimated his property in good round numbers. Joe inherited the whole; so that he became a man of great consequence in those parts, and was perfectly independent.

He left a large amount of money behind; even more than his estimated worth, although the neighbors, like people often do when judging how much others should have saved, had estimated his property in nice round figures. Joe inherited everything; this made him an important figure in the area, and he became completely independent.

Some time elapsed before Barnaby got the better of the shock he had sustained, or regained his old health and gaiety. But he recovered by degrees: and although he could never separate his condemnation and escape from the idea of a terrific dream, he became, in other respects, more rational. Dating from the time of his recovery, he had a better memory and greater steadiness of purpose; but a dark cloud overhung his whole previous existence, and never cleared away.

Some time passed before Barnaby fully overcame the shock he had experienced or returned to his former vitality and cheerfulness. However, he gradually recovered; and even though he could never fully dissociate his punishment and survival from the notion of a terrifying dream, he became more logical in other ways. From the time of his recovery, he had a sharper memory and a stronger sense of purpose; yet a dark cloud loomed over his entire past, never dissipating.

He was not the less happy for this, for his love of freedom and interest in all that moved or grew, or had its being in the elements, remained to him unimpaired. He lived with his mother on the Maypole farm, tending the poultry and the cattle, working in a garden of his own, and helping everywhere. He was known to every bird and beast about the place, and had a name for every one. Never was there a lighter-hearted husbandman, a creature more popular with young and old, a blither or more happy soul than Barnaby; and though he was free to ramble where he would, he never quitted Her, but was for evermore her stay and comfort.

He was just as happy because his love for freedom and his interest in everything that moved, grew, or existed in nature stayed strong. He lived with his mother on the Maypole farm, taking care of the poultry and cattle, working in his own garden, and helping out everywhere. He knew every bird and animal around the place and had a name for each one. Never was there a lighter-hearted farmer, a person more liked by both young and old, a happier soul than Barnaby; and even though he could wander wherever he wanted, he never left her side, always being her support and comfort.

It was remarkable that although he had that dim sense of the past, he sought out Hugh’s dog, and took him under his care; and that he never could be tempted into London. When the Riots were many years old, and Edward and his wife came back to England with a family almost as numerous as Dolly’s, and one day appeared at the Maypole porch, he knew them instantly, and wept and leaped for joy. But neither to visit them, nor on any other pretence, no matter how full of promise and enjoyment, could he be persuaded to set foot in the streets: nor did he ever conquer this repugnance or look upon the town again.

It was impressive that even though he had a faint memory of the past, he actively sought out Hugh’s dog and took care of him; he could never be convinced to go to London. Years after the Riots had happened, when Edward and his wife returned to England with a family almost as large as Dolly’s and one day showed up at the Maypole porch, he recognized them immediately, weeping and jumping with joy. However, whether it was to visit them or for any other reason, no matter how exciting or promising, he couldn’t be persuaded to step into the streets; he never got over this aversion or looked at the town again.

Grip soon recovered his looks, and became as glossy and sleek as ever. But he was profoundly silent. Whether he had forgotten the art of Polite Conversation in Newgate, or had made a vow in those troubled times to forego, for a period, the display of his accomplishments, is matter of uncertainty; but certain it is that for a whole year he never indulged in any other sound than a grave, decorous croak. At the expiration of that term, the morning being very bright and sunny, he was heard to address himself to the horses in the stable, upon the subject of the Kettle, so often mentioned in these pages; and before the witness who overheard him could run into the house with the intelligence, and add to it upon his solemn affirmation the statement that he had heard him laugh, the bird himself advanced with fantastic steps to the very door of the bar, and there cried, ‘I’m a devil, I’m a devil, I’m a devil!’ with extraordinary rapture.

Grip soon got his looks back and became as shiny and sleek as ever. But he was completely silent. Whether he had forgotten how to engage in Polite Conversation during his time in Newgate, or if he had decided to stop showing off his skills for a while during those tough times, is uncertain; but what is clear is that for an entire year, he didn't make any sound other than a serious, proper croak. After that year ended, on a very bright and sunny morning, he was heard talking to the horses in the stable about the Kettle, which is mentioned frequently in these pages; and before the person who overheard him could rush into the house with the news, excitedly adding that he had heard him laugh, the bird himself strutted up to the bar door and shouted, ‘I’m a devil, I’m a devil, I’m a devil!’ with incredible joy.

From that period (although he was supposed to be much affected by the death of Mr Willet senior), he constantly practised and improved himself in the vulgar tongue; and, as he was a mere infant for a raven when Barnaby was grey, he has very probably gone on talking to the present time.

From that time (even though he was expected to be very upset by the death of Mr. Willet senior), he consistently practiced and improved his skills in everyday language; and since he was just a baby when Barnaby was older, he has likely continued to talk until now.






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